Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep658 - Stuttering John is Reeling, Opie, Michael Ray Bower, Aaron Imholte

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

We start off with the Steel Toe Morning Show because Keanu, Chrissie, and KarmicX showed up on Alex Stein’s show and he commented on Aaron. For once Aaron played a clip and we quickly learn why he doesn’t do that. After Alex makes fun of him, Aaron decides what Alex was actually thinking and why he didn’t actually mean that. Aaron also missed the goal and couldn’t console himself.  Adam Busch was checking out Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips, as he continues to do nothing to improve his situation in life while begging for money, alcohol, and tacos. Stuttering John decided to give a full history of everything that led to our current lolsuit and we point out everything he’s lying about and leaving out. Opie seems to need money but one thing he doesn’t need is Ron the Waiter as a friend and he really lets Ron know it. It’s just a matter of time until Ron is team WATP. Megan joins us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and Annie is on for the game “To Poke A Dabbler.” We read some recent reviews and Spotify comments then listen to your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Stilto purposely misunderstands Alex Stein that Alex is like clowning him. And so Aaron just turns out into, oh, no, he thinks I'm great. And it's pathetic. He also missed the goal yesterday. Oh, I know, I know. I didn't mean to put everyone out with that. But why don't we start with a little bit of a different portion of the show and that we usually talk about when it comes to Aaron,

because this is him, you know, being the new. guy that he is. But Destiny on Pierce Morgan last night. Yeah, you told me to remind you. Holy shit. Destiny is falling apart. Uh-oh. Like, I think personally, I think Destiny is becoming,

he may become my case A for what happens when you don't leave your house and sit in front of your computer all day and you just read the internet. You don't unplug from this shit. Dude, he is, and all... He compares to everyone he doesn't like to his detractors. He did this with,

Charlie Kirk, too. It's like the guy who shot Charlie Kirk is just like schizzo-Shahn, the guy who doesn't like me. Okay. And now he's doing this with Destiny. Yeah, Destiny's another one of these guys just hiding behind his keyboard. Is that what's going on? The problem I have with Aaron's analysis of these shows is that he's telling Johnny about a thing that he saw and his interpretation of it with zero context or evidence or anything.

Wouldn't it be way more interesting, Aaron? Aaron, if you went, I think he's fucking losing his mind. Check out this clip right here, how he responds to this question from Pierce. Wouldn't that be like a more interesting show? Isn't that? Like how most people put shows together so that you can actually provide that. Rather than just be like, yeah, I watched it. I think he's nuts.

Moving on. That's not content. You're not providing any content. I think if he bounces it off Johnny and Johnny doesn't push back in any way, it's a win for the toe. It's a win for the toe, for sure. It's also Aaron said it. Like, how could you not believe it?

That's all the source you need. need. I'm interested is it because Aaron's just doing too many shows? Does he not have time to pull clips and show this stuff? Because he's saying he's watching it. Why not write a timestamp down while you're watching? Oh, that was interesting.

Oh, I'll write that down. We can watch them. He's turning into stuttering Jen. Yes. He's just like fucking telling you about the Yankees game. I don't care. He doesn't want to see all those L's in the chat. Right. The way he's always telling himself, they did such a good show. He's like, we did such a great show. I can't believe we pulled

it off. I think it's because he's winging it and he gets off like John on just kind of getting one over on everybody or being lazy or grifting and the fact that he could do a show for four hours with zero prep he's impressed with himself. He thinks that's enough. Yes, that is very

true. He is very impressed with himself. On record, my opinion, this is not a statement of fact from observing him I've only seen one person kind of melt down and fall apart without any prompting the way he is, I'm 100% in my opinion, I'm 100% convinced. This is not a statement of fact. He is addicted to stimulants. He's just, he has, his hair is stringy and awful. His

face is gaunt and pale. He can't control his emotional register. He's losing it. He is, by this is not a new take for destiny. This has been around for a while. And again, Play a clip. That'd be cool. Is psychotic. He was on Pierce Morgan yesterday, and he doesn't understand that Pierce brings him on as... To make an ass of him?

Yeah, to be like, hey guys, look, this is the unhinged psychopath that I'm putting on my show. I have noticed that watching Carmic X clips, he comes up with a like... We need to get that mother-a-word-of-the-day calendar. He grabs a new word and he just... He hits it. He just, he loves word.

What an idiot. Yeah, that's remarkable. That's what a word of the day calendar would do. It's sitting there staring at you. Which is good. We should always like to learn. Chevy fan says Chrissy is wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt. What a grifting whore.

I'll be honest with you. I really think Chrissy gets way too much hate for what she is. I mean, I don't think anybody, like, no. She's wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt. Yeah, so like half the country. He's basically wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt. What do you think that means? Half the country is basically.

Basically. So he sell a lot of merch in these things? I haven't been to one of his rallies. I don't know. The merch table just going nuts the whole time. Like an Iron Maiden show. God, fuck. They sold out to my size.

Oh, that's what it was all about. It was all about the merch. I think he genuinely gets jealous of anyone getting attention, good or bad. Yeah. At this point. and yeah i don't know i think chrissey like her view count and and her and her audience size is i mean it's it's not it's not in relation to the amount of shit she gets from people you know i mean come on so okay so chrissey has a hundred thousand subs and way more viewers

and goes on way bigger shows than erin ever could and erin's like Like, I think she gets too much shit. Aaron gets way more shit that Chris. Chrissy doesn't have a whole universe of shows making fun of her. Just Chad, I think. I think Chad's just the only one. Yeah, right. And so Aaron is like much smaller and gets way more hate.

That's a weird take to be like, I don't know. Chrissy, I don't think she deserves how much hate she's getting. It's not that bad, actually. It just doesn't. It could be worse. It doesn't. It seems out of place. It seems a bit much.

to be honest. A Chevy fan with a dollar says talking about you on Stein now. I love Alex Stein. I don't even care what Alex is saying about me. Good, bad, and different. I love Alex Stein. Alex Stein's not going to get me to say anything bad. In fact, if he does say something bad, I'll just spit it

and pretend that he said something good. That's literally what he's saying right here, and that's literally what's going to happen. It doesn't matter what he says. He's great. I kiss his ass. This is like the stuttering John mentality where it's like, I've been nothing but good to you.

You know, or it's just like, oh, so I have to compliment everything you do because you said nice things about me. No, you can still suck at stuff. And the way he was looking around saying, you know, I don't care what Alex says about me. He was looking around as if someone could really tell him right now what Alex was saying about him because he really wants to know. You do pick up on that a lot and I don't that you see my head move. I'm looking at my screen. I'm looking at my notes. I'm looking at producer Chris.

Aaron is just looking around an empty room. Like looking for someone. Oh, wait. It's true. And we can see that the eye knows when you're looking at something or whether you're just looking into the air. Eye line's important, and it's another thing he thinks he's killing at that he's not. About him.

Although MacBuster says Alex Stein just called Aaron Funny Live. Oh, God, he's going to have psychopaths right into him for that one. Oh, boy. He's going to, he's going to, it doesn't matter what anybody else says. It doesn't matter if he shits on me the rest of the way. if he said that I'm funny He's God bless Alex for that

Thank you No there's nothing Alex can say on his show about me That's going to get me to dislike Alex Dusty Road says Carmic X is on Alex Stein My boy made it I made him I nurtured him

I presented him to the world And how funny huh I guess this is an example of his comedy That he's getting complimented for by Alex Stein He made Carmic X the guy that everyone was paying attention to so Aaron said come on my show and please come on whenever you're drunk or want to rant about something

so I can use you and Karik said no I won't do that fuck off after all I've done for you I know so stupid he's made it on Stein oh it's so sweet that's just it makes me so happy

Dexter Morgan says Carmick got to Stein's studio before you I've been on Alex's show three or four times? I've been on Alex's show quite a bit, quite a bit. Cool. Biggest streamer in Minnesota, eyes told. Yeah, let's do this.

Chad Busamock says clip as requested by Aaron Immolt of Keanu Thompson on Alex Stein saying he is funny. Now, wait a minute. What is, wait a minute. I don't, who the fuck is that guy? So there's Chrissy. There's Keanu. We, Aaron is so easy to goof on.

He's a fucking, you know. All right. So we're up to a good start. Whoever sent him this link. That's a great way to start off. His friend Keanu, his good buddy Kiki, giving him all the updates on content house in real time. Yeah, Aaron's like just easy to goof on. You know?

Keanu was like sitting at our show while we were goofing on Aaron and she agreed with everything that we were saying. Mm-hmm. I'm going to get killed for this. Aaron actually, because he can, like, remember movies and stuff, he actually is pretty funny. He's not like a... Look at that. Look at Alex Stein.

Okay. So I love that Aaron doesn't understand Alex Stein's sense of humor at all. He goes, because he can remember movies and stuff. He is pretty funny. It's like, he's ragging on you for making movie references all the time and having that be your personality. And he made sure to stop it right before he finished that sentence because he knows it's not going to go well.

Yep. Let's see how it's going to go. also who I realized that this is like his thing so we just gloss over it but who would play someone else paying them a compliment and then hit an applause sign Lonely

Stuttering John Yeah it's so weird to do that Rob Saul Yeah Those all check off That's correct Aaron's a funny guy A bad broadcaster

And he's always getting the goal I think that's so funny I love that. I think it's almost like I say pimp on a blimp on a blimp. So immediately he's goofing at him. Yeah. You know how he's always begging for money? I love that.

I think that's just great. And Aaron obviously knows that this is not a compliment. Right? I would hope so. Because this is the thing that Aaron breaks down on his own show and discusses how agonizing it is. Oh, yeah. And how brutal is he has to beg for money and how much he hates that.

And this is least ever part of his show. And if Alex was saying this about you, he would be analyzing that, like... Yes. Look at how Alex is shredding Carl to pieces. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Correct.

So this is... Now he's got to try to spin this. We'll see how he does. He is using trauma-based mind control to ebanks to his audience. Okay. I'm going to back this up. Aaron's reaction to this is so over the top. He doesn't know how to react because he's getting called out.

big time and he was told Alex Stein says you're funny he goes oh cool I'll play that clip that sounds good yeah and now Alex Stein puts in such a great dig here and Aaron's reaction is to over the top laugh as is the funniest thing he's ever heard

and he's in on the joke hey guys look at me I'm in on the joke guy over here that that's what he's doing he has to he got in front of it and said it doesn't matter what he's saying that's true I'm gonna love it yep so let's let's watch it happen a pimp on a blimp on a blimp it's he is using trauma based mind control to Ebanks his audience.

Was it, what did he say? Trauma-based mind control? It got a big laugh out of you. You didn't hear it? I've never once been to the comedy club. There's a punchline. I go, blah! What did he say?

Doesn't make any sense. But I'm positive. Aaron's not going to play this again and then laugh just as hard because that would be so obvious that it's fake over-the-top laughter. I think it's almost like I say Pimp on a Blimp on a Blamp.

but he is using trauma-based mind control to e-begues to his audience. And the only reason, he... Why did he laugh again? Can anyone figure this out? This is the guy who was talking about my nervous laughter on his show, what, last week or this week, whatever it was. I think you guys played a great clip of VTL playing John, that narcissist tape and the guy talks. As soon as he starts talking about being an alcoholic, John just starts, okay, okay, turn it off, turn it off, get it down. Because he can't hear it.

he's laughing loudly to cover it up or brace himself for what's to come because he wants to pretend it's not happening. Yeah, we've made that up a little bit. It's great to watch. It's so fun to watch. Because it's all underneath this big, big smile. Well, this is very uncomfortable for Aaron. This is the reason why Aaron won't have me on the show or anyone on the show who would

challenge him because he has this narrative and he gaslights his audience. And when you're underneath the steel toe umbrella, we all think this way here. And then he plays a clip with someone going, Yeah, this guy's fucking e-begging with this trauma-based mind control. Well, look, look, get, good, get, gay, don't look over here. That's enough of this. Mind control to e-beggs to his audience. And the only reason he fucking said that is because he called me funny, and he's a chicken shit

because he knew he was going to get shit for saying I'm funny. So he's like, I got to say something bad about him. If I don't say something bad about him, a bunch of people are going to get really angry at me. Alex, do you? No, he spun that quick. I'm dizzy from that spinning. Wow. That was some parapet right there.

Let's talk about what Aaron just said. Alex Stein is not afraid of anyone. Do you think, for a second, Alex Stein is concerned about people giving him grief for saying he likes steeltoe? Democrats want to murder this guy. He doesn't give it a fuck. He goes around, does it whatever he wants to do.

And Aaron's take on it with this spin is that, well, he felt the need to act like I'm a douchebag because he gave me a compliment. And he knew that all these dabalverse people would be upset about that. Brilliant. It's so dumb. It's always trying to please the dabalverse. That's all excited for you. I was trying to please the guy. It's Joey C on his show all the time.

He's not trying to please anyone. Because he knew he was going to get shit for saying I'm funny. So he's like, I've got to say something bad about him. If I don't say something bad about him, a bunch of people are going to get really angry with me. Alex, do you now not understand my power? If you say something nice about me, an army of people will be ready with bloody teeth to take you apart.

So that's fun. So he made up a thing that didn't happen. Right. And we all watch that. And then he declared how that makes him powerful and important in this world. Well, he's explaining it to Alex. But that was the reason Alex did that. So why does he have to explain it to Alex?

Right, because he already knew why Alex did what he did. He understood the motivation behind him. And then explained to him why he had that motivation, but you would understand your own motivation. Yeah. And also, Alex isn't here or going to hear this. So it's really just him talking to himself. He actually will. Alex watches all this shit.

He actually will hear this at some point. I don't know if he heard it right away. Not right now. He's acting like they're both in on this joke together. I know. That like, it's just you, buddy. That's how I control people. I guess that is trauma-based mind control, isn't it?

You have no control. The fact that he said, a friend of mine, Alex Stein, who thinks I'm really talented, then had a backtrack and say I suck, that's how much control I have. That means you have zero control. If even your friends who like you have to say you suck, like you've completely lost all control over the narrative on this. But he turned that into having all the control. I'm excited to be back on this little piggy on Friday

I have a couple weeks off Who's watching this and for what? Who's like cares where he's at with this stuff And needs to get his assessment of it other than him Yeah, you've mentioned this a few times and you're right Aaron show is for Aaron The target audience of this show is Aaron Imholt He can watch this back and be like, this is great

I really like this Because he's just winging it And like that conversation he just had with Alex, he's like a kid in the sandbox that the teacher has to like pull away from the other kids. They're not playing with you right now. They're playing by themselves. You need to find a friend. And he still is.

And this applause drop crutch that he has, like that is his binky. That's his security blanket. Every time he hears that, he gets the dopamine rush again. Like, yeah, we're doing it. We're doing a show. People like this show. How many times did he hit this last little. segment that we just had like he needed a boost many times in a row on this one i do i do find it

funny that alex goes erin actually is a funny guy and he's a good broadcaster yeah you reworded that from how it was actually originally presented and then immediately could like sense the heat yeah and went and pivoted it's see this is what i'm talking about where he never plays the clip because then when he plays the clip he has to pretend something different happened on the clip, which makes it tougher. Oh, he's like, playing clips is exhausting. Right. So it's better if he would have not played that clip and then just told that story he just told

without playing the clip. We'd all be like, oh, is that what happened? Okay. His audience is stupid, though. The people who give him money and watch this show, there's a percentage of them who believe everything that he just said is what happened. I mean, he sounds like an older kid

talking to the younger kids about this, like, conquest he just had that never happened. And all the kids are just like, wow. She clearly, like, dismissed him. Right. That girl that just need me and the balls, she's hot for me. Uh-huh. It came.

Because I understand it. I get it. Here we go. Well, hello there. Hi, are you still? Oh, and then his insecurity was really showing on this one. He has to then call Keanu and get Keanu to agree with him about this made-off story. This is insane.

So on Alex. his show? No, we're done now. Okay. Are you still on Alex's show? Yeah, yeah, I'm just taking a phone call while I'm on Alex's show, Aaron. That's how important to you are. I need to answer the phone, whatever you call me.

Hey, I have a question for you. Sure. You know, Alex, we saw the clip. Alex said something very nice. He said, Aaron's a funny guy. Aaron's a good broadcaster. And then the trauma-based whatever to beg for my, I thought that was a great line. But, you know.

That's a line you can't remember or purposely. Not remembering was a great line. It was hilarious. Yeah. He laughed really hard twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After Alex said, or no, before Alex said that Aaron's actually a funny guy, you, all you could say was Aaron is easy to make fun of.

Wow. Look at the insecurity here. Keanu, we're friends. And you went on a show and said that I'm easy to clown? Why would you do that? I wouldn't do that to you. like being friends with Aaron means you have to warp reality

and be in his reality at all times that's a lot to ask him someone you know notice how he's really willing to warp the words of what uh Alex said and make it sound positive but he's got a nitpick Keanu hold her feet to the fire

yeah he remembers that very well yeah and you can twist that sentence he's easy to make fun of it's not a compliment or a dis it's just kind of a fact and it can coincide with being a friend or liking someone I think it's a diss, but okay. Yeah, it is. We know it is, but he's rushing a spin.

Yeah. I didn't mean it. I did. Oh, Keanu. Jesus Christ. I didn't mean it is her first response to this. Oh. It came out wrong.

You know, it's funny you say that because it sounded. That's what I said. Because it sounded bad. I stuck up for you. Did you watch it? No, no, no. I only got like a 20 second. I'm doing a show right now.

You know, it's interesting. that Aaron is thinking about Alex is thinking in his head that once I say this, people are going to react that way. So I better not say that. And I better say a different thing. Like that was Aaron's fan fiction of what Alex's thought process was. None of it's real. He just came up with that.

But he is a guy who hold people accountable for talking about him. And you can see Keanu knows that and goes, I stuck up for you. She knew she was going to get this phone call. As soon as Aaron's name came up on this show, she's like, okay. I'm going to get a phone call. I'm going to get some text messages. So I better stick up for him. And Aaron and I stuck up for you.

That's too bad because right now it would be a good time to be like, yeah, you're easy to make fun of because of shit like this. Right. Wow. Yes. And Keanu does not have the ability to just be real with someone. Maybe someday. For way less people than you were doing a show for. You should have told me.

No, I stuck up for you the whole time. When we sit down, he's like, we got to talk about. the toe i said oh sure i stuck up for you don't be silly i i have i have to be honest and you know this about me i i in reality i don't care wow i have to be honest and you know this about me in reality those are three qualifiers three qualifiers three qualifiers for i don't actually care you care so much you played it multiple times you had to spin it immediately and then you had to call her on the phone. Yeah, right.

To get her to backtrack for Alex and agree with you on what actually happened. But in all honesty, and I think you'll agree with me, in reality, I don't care. I don't care. It's just important to me. I know. But I will say this. You need to watch the whole thing. I saw the fear in Alex Stein's eyes when he had to admit that I'm funny.

And I like Alex. And I think for, I think Alex likes me. The fear in Alex Stein's eyes, the shit that Alex does, the things that he does in public, this man is fearless. It's insulting. He's went from more friends to, I think he likes me in like, under a minute. Yeah. But I saw Alex go, I'm going to get so much hell for this and blah, blah, blah. Here's the cowardice.

Here's what I don't like about the move that Alex pulled. And a lot of people pull this. like as soon as they admit that oh he does a good show or oh he's funny they feel like they immediately have to say something critical or they're worried that people are going to say mean things about him right saying that again okay so remember if you don't compliment erin you're not being honest you're doing it for a different reason there's different motivation behind it because why wouldn't anyone just always compliment erin he's amazing he's got a personality disorder right am i crazy here this is insane

that he thinks of this way. Actually, he did say he's a good broadcaster, and he does a show. Did you hear that part? Yes. No, I heard that part. I heard that part. Of course you did, yes. But I also have a big enough ego that I wanted to hear more, quite frankly.

Well, listen to it. Yeah, and you didn't like the fact that he went from your good broadcaster because you do the Venmo, PayPal, Rumble Rands, Stream Labs. He went into that thing that embarrasses you. So it wasn't actually a compliment about broadcasting. yeah and what you said was he's a great broadcaster he does a show that's not a compliment i can see why you wanted more yeah i can see that too because he definitely uh had some things to say but he obviously likes you but of course he has to you know he's got to play both sort of um you know he's got to be nice to everyone what was or mean to everyone what was the charlie kirk joke i made i don't know what

charlie kirk joke i made okay so now aaron's bringing up a thing that elix criticized him on he doesn't know we did a whole segment out of in Detroit the magic bag it's up on our YouTube channel now if you want to watch it I think he was going to explain this to him why are you calling the nearest woman to the situation to give her shit about it why don't you call Alex your friend and talk to him about it right I don't know that either he said something like he made a Charlie Kirk joke and I didn't like it

I'm like what I've been angry about the Charlie Kirk thing oh I said I was like he's been covering that you know he's a news man i said something i'm a newsman you didn't hear like walter cronkite yeah i'm just sitting here well enjoy your show we're walking in to a restaurant with uh to stantamum and the other guests on the show so i will have to let you know i don't remember walter cronkite i wasn't alive at the time but when jfk was assassinated i don't remember him talking about like donating more money to the newscast that night since they're bringing you such amazing news and covering it so well

Oh, but you tell your program. You tell Chrissy I said hi and tell her I'm sorry that she had some in-great traders at her content hotel that rolled on her. Talking about me now. This is insane. How are they still talking about the content hotel? How did he start this with she gets a lot of shit that she doesn't deserve and now he's shitting on her? No, I think he was shitting on us, right? All of it.

You're being in great traders or something like that? Meanwhile, Chrissy and Frank were in our chat while we were reviewing the content hotel and agreed with, I think, everything we said, but we're traitors. Sorry that she had some ingrate traders at her content hotel that rolled on her. I'll let her know. All right. Take it easy. Take care.

Bye. Chad Busamock says it was about you mentioning goal and how your coverage of it should have got you more money. I stand by it. It should. I did a phenomenal joke. Yeah. See, this is one of those traits. Well, if I did it, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was that bad, he deserved it. Good job. Oh, he's embarrassed. Oh, he's embarrassed. Oh, that's great. Chad Boosbach. Thank you for being there in the chat. I'm glad he read that.

He's like, oh, yeah, the thing that everyone's saying was really scummy of me. Oh, yeah, I can see where Alex would think that's pretty scummy. the day the guy gets assassinated. I'm on talking about how I deserve more money because I was covering it. I really, I mean, yeah, and then he doubles down, yep. He's like, oh, no, no, that was great.

I love doing that kind of thing. Cool. That would, it had nothing to do with Charlie or his memory. It was all about me being very impressed with the quality of program I put on and feeling that I deserved much more for the effort I put in. Well, that makes it way worse, Aaron. Yeah, it really does.

Everything you just said, I would have, Patrick Melton when I said that, like, well, calm down, man. You know, relax. The guy's not a monster. They're just declared that he's a monster. Wow. No, at the midst of all of this tragedy, I was thinking of only myself and my needs. What don't you understand?

That's crazy. There was nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that whatsoever. But I can understand where it made people feel sensitive. Oh. So that's impressive right there. was nothing wrong with what I did, even though everyone's telling me that it was wrong, but that's on them.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry your feelings got hurt. Yeah, then Narcissus's prayer should be amended with that in there. Yes. Yeah, I'm sorry that you are emotionally retarded. How did he do that just now? It's magic. It is magic.

Congratulations, Aaron. Let's see if Aaron hit his goal on Tuesday. Oh, and thank you for Sal 119 for that clip. I appreciate it watching that last night. I said, I want to do this on the show. And I believe this is so thorough. Joe Burrow, breaking down yesterday's episode.

It's danger when he's bringing out the lightsaber. Thank you to happy Wawa customer for gifting a membership. $30 away from today's goal. Oh, guys. We've only got six minutes left, and we're 30 bucks away, so

a little stream labs, a little PayPal, a little Venmo, a little super chats here. Mamba number five. Is that the song? I'm thinking of. A little bit. Yeah. Let's all get involved. and I kind of let this go a little bit. I kind of thought we were there.

So I kind of let it go. Six minutes left, let's do it. Los Federale says you never played the video I shot of your son at football yesterday. If this is an asshole thing, I'm not going to play it. My son did a great job. This is interesting right here. We're going to get away from the goal for just a second. But I'm glad that so thorough Joe Burrow left this end because Aaron doesn't have a good sense of humor about himself at all.

and that comes across in this clip yesterday at football he was incredible it's that kind of confidence that continues to amaze people who watch dylan play because he's doing all of this blind you know i can't see and a lot of people yeah no my son kicked ass at football yesterday he was running how do you fucking react like that how do you not go yeah yeah that's pretty funny it's a pretty good video pretty good bit and they're just like that's not my son. My son caught three catches for 42 yards. Hardly ran into anybody. Holy shit. My son can see. Can we make that clear? My son can see. What an idiot. And look at Johnny's reaction. Johnny's cracking up.

So watch this as Aaron's just going, not cool, man. I can't see in a lot of people. Yeah, no, my son kicked ass at football yesterday. He was running great routes. Johnny had to push the mic away. He was laughing so hard. Great catches

Doing an incredible job in general So proud of him So nice to see him Start football He was so excited to start it I'm sure you love your son And I'm sure it was a great moment for you But could you get a fucking sets of humor aired

Jesus What is going on with that? What is this show? What's even happening? So yes No he did a he did an incredible job All right Four minutes left

I will admit I was a little too lacks. Once the goal got to 30 bucks, I guess I got a little bang it right out, but now it's a little bit of a grind. Yeah, guys, we got four minutes left. Please help us out. Took his foot off the pedal. I wonder if the Beggie Monster when I'm break or something. That might be on the Beggy Monster. And knock out this last 30. I understand that 30 is in the range of Aaron. Is it going to make that much of a difference? Of course not. But I like to get to zero. It's a

competitive thing with me. I like, plus his dignity is worth nothing. So it's fine. He doesn't mind embarrassing himself over 30 bucks. I think having perfect weeks. We have so many of them. So throw in a few bucks on stream labs, PayPal, Venmo. Don't wait for someone else to be the hero. Throw in a fiver.

Let's get this thing done. And let's call it a win because then this last four minutes could have been content. Do you notice how he can't even look at himself? He's always staring at himself in the monitor. And when he goes, come on, guys, just go to Venmo and throw five bucks. Like, he is looking down at his lap. That is a posture that tells you everything you, need to know about how he feels about this segment, which is why when Alex Stein said,

he's a great broadcaster with his stream labs, Venmo, PayPal, that cut deep. And Aaron had to call his friend Keanu and have her say, no, no, he likes you. He likes you. He's like, oh, shit, someone noticed. Yes, someone I respect, and it's important, noticed that I'm a loser. This last four minutes could have been show instead of pretty pleased with cherries on top. Have we done well for you? Is Daddy a good boy? This is something that you've pointed out to you at. where who would give him money?

Like, he literally stops doing a show and just goes, come on, guys, what the fuck? Where is the money? Why isn't there any money coming in? It's like, I'm going to change the channel now. There's no medium you can get away with that. There's comics aren't allowed to sit and wait for the laughs. No more jokes until you start laughing.

That's not how it works. It's not how it works. I'll do a better show. Yeah, the victim blaming here where this could have been content. Right. That's fucked up. It's great because he really means it. This has been such a great pull because from the second he put up

that Alex Stein clip and he was watching his friends hanging out without him, he's just been on this spin, this downward spiral ever since. And this is the crash out right here. We've got five minutes left. Nothing to talk about. It doesn't feel confident enough to say, give me $200 to watch a Theo Vaughn video with you. A huge increase of people going to church this weekend because of Charlie Kirk. That's kind of an awesome deal when somebody, it's unfortunate that it had to, you had to pay with his life, but to kind of, for people to, you know, be inspired in such a way, that's pretty wild. Cameltoe gifting a membership, thank you very much, guys, $25 or five Rumble memberships away. And this is a good one Alex was talking about, because Aaron does think he's a great

broadcaster. So he's broadcasting. This is not the real Aaron. This will be broadcasting. And he turns it on when he starts asking for money. That's when all of a sudden the telethon Aaron perks right up. But he's fucking, boom, boom. Before he was just like, yes, I guess people are going to church a lot.

That's interesting, right? We still need $30 for the goal, everybody. He just flipped a switch. Yeah. Yeah. And it sounds really insincere. Yeah. From knocking this thing out, we got three minutes left and we're 25 bucks away.

80 memberships away from our all-time record of 500, looking to break 500 rumble memberships for the, the first time ever, $25 left to go. So many numbers, so many goals. Just focus on what thing. What do you want people to do right now? Two minutes. Dream Labs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, really.

We got two minutes left to see. Wow, Johnny's going through the list now. Well done, Johnny. See if we can finish this thing off at 25 bucks. Please and thank you. Let's get a win for the toe. Any one of those links. them any one of those gifted

memberships, all of you. Let's get in there and do this thing. What if everyone gave me money every way you can? That would work. Oh, do you see that face? All right. This is...

Aaron doesn't sleep well at night. I don't think he gets a lot of sleep. I think this is what... This facial expression we're about to look at is the stress that's going on in his mind when his head hits the pillow. and it stays there until the alarm cloud goes off. Let's get in there and do this thing.

Look at that. Look at the agony of that. Oh, don't leave me at 25. I hate missing. Even if it's an inconsequential number, I hate missing. We can tell. 25 away with a little over a number.

minute left. Yeah. Reformed Rapscallion says what happens if he doesn't get it, tears? No, I'm just kind of a pouty bitch. I'm just kind of like, ah, fucking shit. God damn it, we should have had that one. And we should have had that one.

Chinese Sogway doesn't go to the house anymore. Do you imagine being his co-hosts or April? He used to live with them. He'd storm upstairs. Didn't hit the goal. Oh, fuck. Here we go. It's going to be a fun night. Come on, guys. All right. One minute left.

$25. left. Come on. Let's get it to zero. Five gifted memberships away. Let's get a win for the toe. This was a complete show. We brought it.

We brought it to you. We definitely fucking gave it to you today. So throw in a few bucks and let's get this thing. Let's call it a win. We got 25 to go. We need you. Please. Please.

Oh. Please. And he's trying to. every way you can listen I'm still stuck up on four paragraphs ago this guy why doesn't he try doing something

it's like a doctor standing over a dead body with minutes left to save them who's just like yeah nothing left to do but count it down like it's New Year's Eve I should help that insurance clear yet we're not sure yet alright well and my hands are tired at this point sing a song to inspire

them do something and I'm sorry what the fuck is has daddy been a good boy? What is it even mean? He's killing me. Like a prostitute would be like, I don't know how to work with this. This is all over the place.

You've got to pick one. Yeah. So he doesn't know whether to berate everyone for not giving him money or to be really sweet. Oh, come on, guys, please. Look, I'm just being this little sweetie pie over here.

I'll be anything you want, but talented. Please. It's a $25 loss. Fucking, come on. come on this does it like it does not does it make a fucking different probably not but i grant things no i feel like a fucking failure i do there's no it's my own psychosis it's my own mental illness i've owned it since the radio days it just makes me feel shitty oh and

that's not even that's not even a joke for some reason i just feel bad that's not even a joke We can tell. It's pretty obvious what you're going through right now. He wears his emotions on his face. Yeah. We all know what's going on. You should try feeling bad about some other important things. Yeah.

Like Charlie Kirk. Like a blind son who can't play football. This is my favorite part of any Joe, so thorough Joe Burrow video, is the countdown clock. Because he's keeping track of it while Aaron is not. Do I have any reason to? No. I feel like others, someone else won. I feel like somebody else won right now.

It's 10.30. Fucking, like, let me go enjoy the rest of my day. Let's get that 25 in. What is that? And we talk about it a lot on this little piggy. You know, he thinks it's a zero-sum game. What is that psychosis that he's like, I didn't get $25 I wanted. Therefore, other people won?

I can't imagine living my life thinking that way. That would be torturous. That's how he lives his life. That's why he doesn't sleep at night. Exactly. That's what I mean. And let's just do this. I'm going to sit here.

Stream Labs, PayPal, Venmo Super Chats, Rumble Rans. If this was 125, I'd go, fuck, hopefully we make this up the rest of the week. I'm not leaving here 25 down. It's too gross for me. Isn't that weirder? Yes. Okay.

This is a you problem, married. So it's a win for MSO 100%. but I'm not going to I can't leave here and it's not like you're getting content for this I'm just sitting here going guys it's fucking 25 let's just straighten out the books here on this one that makes it worse

you're the host of a show and you're declaring how people should be giving you money and you're not giving them content in return because Aaron just wants a win main vein with a dollar says promise a WPH tomorrow Aaron and I've got the rest of the goal deal i will specifically grab at least three stories for a w p h to you know what w p h is

nope watch this and thank you again so thorough joe burrow tomorrow i'll even here dedicate it to main vein and i'll dedicate it to you main vein for those of you that aren't familiar w p h stands for white power hour and is a reoccurring racist bit that erin uses to grift money from his ignorant audience there you go 25 away five gifted memberships away it's a cat, it's one of these characters that you couldn't write, you couldn't present this and have someone go, well, that's a believable character.

They're not. You can't believe how ridiculous air it is, how much he embarrasses himself. This begging Scheister was just talking about how with Charlie Kirk's death came the awesome influx of people going to church.

Why don't you be one of those people and act like that? Because where does this guy fit into that narrative? He's literally like you guys want to talk about Jesus if you'll give me money I'll talk about Jesus you want you want me to talk about how black people suck give me money I'll talk about how black people suck like he'll go anywhere the money

is he does not care nope no scruples on this man horror hey you've got yourself a WPH tomorrow if that's the case that's what I say main vein you got yourself a goddamn deal

as soon as that goal is it, you got yourself a deal. That's what I say. This is isometrics right now. Yeah, dude. Isometric. It's five pound weight doesn't seem to weigh very much. Try, try it.

Outstretched hands. Hell of a workout. All right, Maine, vein, you've got it. It just got to, we just got to knock out today's goal and you've got yourself a deal. We're waiting on you, buddy. All right. People support so thorough Joe Burrow. Does a great job with these clip packages he puts together for us. That's our friend Aaron Holt.

I've been fun checking in with him recently because he's getting really into the drama stuff. He's calling me out directly a lot. He thinks that we play this on the bonus show yesterday. Check out patreon.com slash you're with these podcasts or become a member on YouTube. You get the bonus show under the members tab. And he said that my feud with Mersch is the end of me. Yeah. Mersh has taken me out.

I know, it sucks. Is that it? I know, because Adam just joined this year. You're having it on the spot at all. That happens every time. And then Mersh, you know, doesn't like that I call him a loser. And now I don't have a show anymore. That's it.

Take it away. Yeah, according to Aaron. That's what happened. You were checking out donculips. I was. Michael Ray Bauer. And this is a man. Let me.

So he was on the show called Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon. He's been in other movies. movies and had bit parts and stuff like that. And he's one of these guys who refuses to get a job, claims he can't get a job. And now he's just, he has some notoriety. So he streams. He does cameo. And he begs for money.

And so he's also a big Raiders fan. And the Raiders are playing primetime football. So we saw that as an opportunity that we'll find out. But you actually reached out to this gentleman and tried to befriend him. I found in the Dabbleverse, everybody has their random favorites to love and to hate. and the people we hate less, there's no explanation for it. It's just a feeling that you have. And I immediately felt bad for this kid when I heard about him.

But all these people around me were like, don't feel bad for him. Don't give him money. I promise it's a black hole, just like we hear about all these people. The more you help, the less it actually does good. Right. So I reached out to him and we talked for a little bit because I knew him from back in the day and we had some mutual friends. And it became clear that he was like, pay me.

I'll do it ever you want. Just pay me. So I actually did send him a little bit of bread, and I was like, we don't have to talk. I don't need to get into this. He seems very set in his ways. And he goes back and forth between being, like Aaron, being religious and being every man or being a Hollywood star.

I can't quite tell what's going on. So maybe you can help me because there's things he does that seem exactly like John and things that John would never do. And I can be a little blinded by this. So maybe you can help me out. On this first one, he's plugging his upcoming live stream. Who does this sound like? Come on Monday night football and watch me yell at the screen while I root for the Raiders to win,

which I believe they will do. On Monday night football, I might also get drunk. I might also get drunk. Have you guys buy me some beers or some shots or whatever I can get? I do it like two times a year. Might as well do it. Try to earn some money. So come by on Monday night football.

and let me know. Maybe hook a brother up. I appreciate it. I don't know if he's probably gone through all these stages already. If I wanted people to buy me stuff, I'd be more specific. I actually like Miller White. Send that my way, please. Rather than just like, I'll just drink beer or shots or whatever you guys send

to my door. I'll just drink that. Okay. I get the impression he doesn't even really love drinking. He just wants something to put in his stomach and something to get everyone excited. about right which is even sadder to think that he would sell it the miller light that he got um who does this next clip also sound like and um do you feel like donating i have PayPal cash app Venmo down below where you guys can maybe buy me some tacos or just support your boy

and i ain't go live i need a few more hundred dollars to pay my rent and i got like 20 days to do it So I got to figure something out. So that was both Darkside Phil and Aaron Emholt combined because Aaron lists the ways you can pay him. And Darkside Phil explains why he needs the amount of money he needs to pay for his bills. Yeah. And Donkey Lips here just paid his rent 10 days ago. And he's already worried about 20 days from now. It's a good point.

No way to live, man. No. Also, when you're asking for tacos, I mean, I'll give Aaron credit. Eric just wants money. Right. Just give me your money. I don't need any other gifts. I like tacos, but I don't want them from you.

Yes. Weird. This next one is going out to... We here at NPR only have these fundraisers once a year, which is why we rely on you. You don't have to speed it up, but he does one of his famous flash sales, which just brings it down to a whole other level. Merchandise store. Got some good merchandise. there. I got a slined book.

I got by me that I'm in with X-shirts about the golden age of Nickelodean history, a slined oral history of Nicolian book that I'm all throughout. I'll sign you for you. I'll talk about photos. And there might be a certain DVD of a certain show. It's still available on my merchandise store. Down below, get yours, get yours, auto bash and all that. I have cameo's available. I think they're like 20 bucks. On Camio, there's a sale.

So if you want a birthday shout-out, you wanted this, you wanted that. $20 is a big fucking deal. I can't normally charge 50. So get a $20 a cameo. A shout out of that, ask me some questions. Whatever you need. I'm camio, it's a good deal. I think that the sale might last another three or four days. So we'll leave it at that.

He puts zero value on his time and then it says a $20 cameo is actually a really good deal. How about I give you seven bucks and I punch you the nose? Deal. Exactly. What are we doing? What kind of the negotiation is this? And I love, similar to Aaron, he's like not in control of these sales and how long they'll last. Right.

Not up to him. Of course not. This is a very impressive segue right here, which I love. I'm done selling you shit because I know we're all poor I am too and I appreciate you

that being shed I stopped taking my antidepressant anxiety medications oh no it's hard to do oh no you know what Dodgers always say stop taking it whatever you want

you feel like you don't want to take it anymore to stop it's fine Jook your emotions around. What can go wrong? It's all good. I've been watching him for about a year now, and it's always this. He's always, like, if you were just tuning in, you'd think this is a problem he's having, and we should help and do something about it.

This is always going on. He's always having health problems. He's always got a big procedure coming up. He's very worried about it, and he's not sure if he's going to make it. It's this, what was me thing. This guy probably hasn't been to a doctor in 30 years. I mean, it's possible that he has He doesn't like leaving the house

He doesn't like exercising And it's tough when a man You know, he says all the things John would never say Like I'm too fucked up in the head to do that Or I have too big of an ego to be seen like that Like he'll say those things Which makes me relate But then when I sober up

I realize he's still just saying the same things Fuck you pay me now Right And at this point He's starting to explain his mental state And how he got here because I started having hallucinations and some bad visuals and dreams and nightmares

and it was getting really... I was having a nightmare that I realized, oh, I'm wide awake. This is actually my life. Yeah, no, this is it, yeah. My bed's in the kitchen. But there's no story that it all correlated with the day that Charlie Kirk got KIA. So I don't know what that had to do with my mental,

which had affected me a lot. But I was having nightmares and visuals and hallucinations, and it was getting bad. There's definitely something in those drugs that made me susceptible to that type of imagery. Okay, so you just stopped taking them. Good. I'm sure everything's going to go great now.

But it's also from the national tragedy that we were all. experiencing together. No, no. He said it was from the drugs. No, he said it was from the tragedy. Yeah. He's also going to say that it's from earlier.

Actually, yeah, I wish he'd find out it's way back from his childhood. It's all over. So, I'm feeling much better now. I did have a couple of nightmares Friday night, even after stopping the meds. But I contacted my doctor. I went in for an emergency visit just to talk to tell them what I stopped doing. Maybe they're going to prescribe some other meds.

But I was like, this can't happen. This can't happen. These type of hallucinations and visuals that I was having, never really had that before. I mean, I've had it on other occasions, maybe in my younger years, with some of my stories of meeting a ghost kid and stuff like that. Vietnam, that, right? Is it what we're listening to you right now?

it's the only explanation for this is a nightmare a hallucination I can't tell but I like the fact that there's a ghost kid that he met when he was younger he's probably jealous of him like

damn fine I could have gotten out of this world like ghost kid over here he's living carefree he has to pay rent just give a shit I think the saddest thing he's done is just mentioned ghost kid like we all know who exactly who that is

and we're in on this with him like we've all been visited once or twice by ghost kid we all know So I want to say something at him. Okay. And I mean this sincerely. And I know that Michael's not watching this. And if he was, he would not listen to this.

If this guy would just get a job washing dishes in a restaurant, I know it's not a glamorous job. But if he went in there and just had a purpose, had a place to be, met friends, I think that they would love him. They'd like, holy shit, yeah, you're from salute your shorts. You're that guy. That's awesome. They didn't want to go out with them afterwards.

he would have a income coming in and a free meal but yeah and it would just give him a purpose and a place to be and a schedule and a thing to do and it would change his life this is the problem with Hollywood and situations like this he mentioned that he gets a call once a year on his birthday from one or two like big celebrities he said like a Charlie Sheen or someone like that he will never take another job as long as Charlie Sheen's going to be calling on on the phone because he has to take that call, even if it's once a year and it's just to say, happy birthday. He mentions other, you know, quote unquote friends of his that are just celebrities.

He can't do it. He's so recognizable. His face is such a recognizable thing. He says all the right things. Like he says, I'm too fucked up in the head to work a day job. Well, that's refreshing from having listened to John all day. Right. He says his health is too poor.

He can't work jobs. Like your health would improve if you started moving your body and doing things. everything. Everything would be better. It really would. It's very, very sad. But in that town, and with him, all he can do is sit in that apartment and dream and play fantasy football and watch movies all day long.

Is this Adam's future? If this show, that's long enough, I want to see Adam's dream, and I'm just like, this is so sad. He's just get a fucking job. What is he doing? Pretending to talk to all these people in the room that are on here. Right. I mean, listen, I relate. I've seen this stuff. He said some things.

on some other dabble of our shows that made me go, I want to stay away from him. I feel bad. Then it also bothers me when I see people not helping themselves and just begging for the same things. If you actually watch him watch sports, the real Bauer comes out. He's not this like kind of nice, sweet, aw, shucks guy.

He gets fucking pissed and he gets angry. And you see all of a sudden he looks his age. Like right now he has this boyish kind of. Yeah. You should see him when he's watching. in sports. It's a whole other guy, and that's the guy. I get it. He's a Raiders fan, so I get it. It makes sense. It is

frustrating. Well, he's one of these guys too who just keeps trying to do the same things over and over again that don't work and hoping that that will work eventually like we hear here. I'm thinking about I'm blocking everybody, giving them a clean slate again to be a better human being

in regards to me. But I'm sure that'll be a mess. But hey, if you've been blocked, Come back. Maybe you've been on board. You'll find out in a couple of days. I don't know.

Figure it all out. We'll figure it out together. There's a redemption arc somewhere for each and every one of you. Because I love you. Hey, you guys. If that's an example of what his cameo looks like, 20 bucks is way too much. It's no way I'm paying that. He said he'll roast you in the cameos.

I'm curious to hear him doing some a roasting. great. So now his idea is, all right, so people fuck with me and I get butt hurt about it, so I block them. What if I unblocked those people who fucked with me in the past that made me miserable? Maybe that'll work. I bet this audience participation thing's going to work this time around.

He even says it while he's saying that. It won't. It's just out of ideas. Just no idea what to do. He's also thinking about it. He doesn't say he's going to do it. He's thinking about it. He's talking to blocked people who can't see him. I'm telling them, come on back. Yeah, check this out. But this offer is coming off the table

in three or four days. We just had elections in the sagboard, and they voted out the nanny, and they voted in Sean Aston from Lord of the Rings and Michelle Curd from Star Trek. So Bowers inspired. Oh, good. But that's pretty awesome. I'm proud of them. But I realized I owe like $2,000 to shagging after because, you know, I haven't had, I don't have a lot of money.

I haven't paid my bills. So shagging after, Sean, the new president, click the button, delete. Member in good standing, bam! How about that, Sean? Member in good standing. Bam! All right, I'll figure that one out.

But they do have payment plans and stuff like that. I believe they do. I hope they do. you don't know that'd probably be like buying a car for me be like an 80 year plan one dollar a month this is so pathetic yeah maybe I don't want to hear his roast

yeah I don't know that the new president of this union I don't know that's their job to go in and take people's debts off the books I'm guessing that's that one of their roles yeah it's like we're busy John was on Anthony's show. He's like, yeah, if you vote for me, all your problems go away.

Yeah. And he was running for Senator of California. How are you going to do that job? I'm a powerful man now. Do whatever I want. This is the kind of stuff that I think pisses off his audience or people like Melton that watch because you don't have to be in SAG. If you're not working, you don't have to pay your dues. Right. Right. The fact that he wants a payment plan, it's like, but if you got a job because you're in SAG that you would be able to afford it. Since he was in it, like, you don't have to pay your dues. Wait till you get a job, and then you'll pay the dues, and you might not make a lot of money on that gig, but you might get insurance. You didn't have to spend all that during the year. For him to be sag and sitting at home, not auditioning, is crazy. Or just wash dishes and forget about sag.

You had to get a good run, buddy. Good for you. People will recognize you till the day you died three weeks. I hate him on here. Would you not love him at the bar as your bartender? Wouldn't you love him at Bob's Big Boy? Like, you'd look forward to seeing him five minutes at a time. Those big boys are just standing on the roof?

That's what, yeah. Is that not the job there? I don't know. I don't know either. I'm still in fact. But he handles poverty very similar to the way John does. It's hard out here for a broke pimp trying to get the money for his rent. In Hollywood with the gas and car money that I don't have.

Or a car. It takes a whole lot of people jump in shit. So it's just woe as me? Is that? Yeah, that's it. That's it. I might... Remember how I was saying, like, I wish Aaron would just sing a song or do something?

Yeah. Maybe that was a bad idea, because... I thought it was a bad idea when you said it, but you were on a roll. Yeah. I just wanted something. Now I got it. I'm miserable about it. Yes.

Well, I have to tell you there's some good news. Well, it's good and bad news. Because you see a guy like... this and you go this guy's dick hasn't gotten wet in quite some time right and maybe if he just got some strange or something you'd perk him up give him a or even familiar right i know beggars got me choosers well turns out because he's a big celebrity and i mean big all the hot chicks want of i got a couple people that are like in my life constantly of the woman variety That's how Studs always talk.

There's some people in my life that are of the female variety. If you catch my drift. Is she a woman? That's a variety of women. What's with all the questions? I haven't been able to be there for that person. And I'm not able to like pursue relationship because of all my failures and my what did he just say?

Really big shoe. For shoe, Okay, rich boss. If you say so. Because of all my failures and my barriers and it just sucks. Because they're hot. And they like me. They want me.

And it's like, it just sucks. Because like, I'm not ready. It ain't going to work. I'm too messed up. I'm sure they'll watch this video and be like, oh, what the fuck? But that's what's going on.

Somewhere there's a 10 out in L.A. going, just let me suck your dick. Come on. Now come over to your plates. What's the problem here? I'm too meshed up. This is the most insane thing to say. There's these chicks who, like,

really want to get with me. I just can't get my shit together. It's too much. And if they want to get with you, they probably understand the situation, I would imagine. Yeah. Maybe they want to fix her up her. Some ladies like that. Mm-hmm. I survive on that.

They saw men like Bauer, and they were like, I was so shocked to learn he wasn't together mentally. I had to retreat from looking at him. I thought for sure a guy who only is running water in his bathroom, had it all figured out. I didn't realize. That's true, by the way. No stove. You got a hot plate. This place is a disaster.

She, I'm researchful. and we understand that we're going to make you some soup and he walked into the bathroom like ah you know what I ain't on the way over here I'm good

it's good for us in prison you just take the top of the toilet out I'm familiar because you it's not even like John doing some kind of

fantasy of women that love him this is him explaining if you want to give me shit about not working this is how bad I have it I'm turning down women, so don't you accuse me

of just not wanting to get a job. Again, like I was saying with Aaron, not helping. This makes you look way worse, man. Get your shit together. Figure it out. He's a loner. He's a rebel. Yes, that's right. Sorry, Donnie.

Basically what he was just saying. And again, he deals with things very similar to the way John does. I was 20 hours pitted shit. I keep saying that word. I don't mean it like that. But I was like, you know, feeling like life was all the head me. And now I realize life might be behind me.

It's kind of a scary thought, but it's okay. We got to keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on dancing all through the night. Oh, now. We got to keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right. We got to keep on, keep on, keep on dancing. Keep on, keep on, keep on,

keep on, keep on, keep on dancing. Keep on dancing off through the night. We got a Brady bunch of this shit. not how that song goes but ooh Adam assessment please it started amazing saying those things

you've never heard John say in his life yeah just like being honest and open and then it just turned into some performative weird coping dance where his neck can't move so it always looks like he's staring right at you when he's dancing which I like it's like those paintings that the eyes

follow you around the room yeah the coping is a good word for that because yeah like see look at guys things are going great uh no it's terrible things are terrible fix everything change everything about your life including the football team you root for they suck top reading can't help you one thing you can't control you got to pick on him for I know the one thing you can't control he does have a sign and a hat you're right good point it's a lot um all right Oh, he has a John Melendez movie on his wall.

I didn't notice that. Oh, dude where's my car? You're right. He sure does. All right. So, things get a little sadder in this next clip. I believe Adam labeled this one. He enters the Valley of Men.

I just want to thank you guys. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You might not understand it or agree with it, but sometimes, Well, I'm not going to cry, dude. You are crying. Definitely in an emotional state with everything that's happening.

But you guys may not know it and mean it, but the only reason I'm alive sometimes and I pay my bill sometimes is because of your friendship, your fandom, and your support. So even the haters, Patty Melk, I know you're going to watch you. Thank you for bringing some quality people into my life. even through, I believe, your evil actions. Evil? You brought some quality people into my life, and I have to be grateful.

It's cool. So thank you guys from the bottom of my heart, and hopefully I see you on Monday Night Football, where you guys will see me get probably crunk. Oh, no. Goal for Raiders. That's so pathetic. Do you think that was performing?

Do you think that was real? I mean, it's both. He was really crying, but he really turned it on. We all saw him take that long pause, look up, and it was real, and it was good. And I believe that it doesn't take much to make him cry. But it's all- Addition! This is what we're trying to say.

There's roles for big fat guys who can cry on demand. Yeah, but not those who do that accent, that hokey kind of. I don't know why he does that. But it's like you said with Aaron, they have a voice they use for raising money, a voice they use for that. he's got to turn that on um i i wish him well i really do with all of this stuff um he spends the last clip here plugging his stream hopefully have a good time with all of you guys that like to drink and smoke and do all that ridiculous stuff that puts your mental at a bad place

but hopefully we can do it for a fun narrative instead of a bad narrative while watching my raiders win versus the chokers or monday night football hopefully you guys want to come and hang out with me and watch you get a little watch a Mackey Raider that's what I call my show Macuader get tips you watch Mickey Raider get tips you

everybody in the club get tips you everybody in the club get tips you the country version everybody hilarious it did not go well for the Raiders

against the Chargers everybody down though it's true it's too bad Kid Camp had a break I know, that's poor guy. It's all excited about it. You sent me two other clips in the email, Adam. Is there anything else we do we watch with Donkey Lips?

I wanted to see how his drunken stream went. Yeah, me too. I checked in later on, and this is what I saw. Cool, I haven't watched this yet. What are we going on, green screen? Yeah. Okay. Can I just point out one thing also?

Because I think everyone here has hallucinated maybe once or twice. And I've never announced, I've hallucinated. Normally you're like, I'm seeing dragons Or I'm feeling I'm seeing you Describe the experience you had You're not just like, I'm having visuals Or does everybody notice that those lights look a little something That's just specific

I notice he's very general about what he wants to drink He's very general about these hallucinations But he knows to eat he wants tacos Yeah, right Yeah, you're right, I don't think I've ever said I've hallucinated Because that's just going to open up a lot more questions Yeah And that's not what you're, you're not like, I'm hallucinating.

Right. You're like, I'm seeing this. Is everybody seeing this? This is crazy, even when you know it's fake. You describe it. Oh, my gosh. Well, there he goes. A big-ass touchdown.

A 40-50-yard touchdown. The screen screen's really working well for him. It's just disappearing. Oh, my goodness, gracious. Right after the two-minute morning, you give up a 60-yard touchdown to Quentin Johnson Fusia So this got boring

really fast It's just this Okay I decided Because you can't see him He's coming in and out of this green screen Okay The next clip I

decided to just bail And then I checked in about an hour later To see how things were doing In this place Let's see how things are going Oh he's got He's completely gone That's it

It's just not even there anyway yep oh no that's it so his place is um gross and tiny why do they feel a need to do a green screen thing on here like he's got the raiders thing on the wall we can just see that and then we can actually see what he's doing because he doesn't have a green screen i guess my point's why it's cutting him out because he's wearing all black so the software doesn't know what to look at oh that's what's happening yeah i just get hypnotized he might be sitting there right now i'm so watching this I don't know why you pulled so much of it, Adam. I'm just letting it play.

Because it's hilarious. Okay. Fair. I just love that. All the hope, all the promise. We're doing this, guys. Oh, yeah. Look at what the scroll says.

Buy me a beer $10. Buy me a shot $20. Oh, wait. Beer equals seven, shot equals 15. That's different. There's two different prices. There's Hay you, Blue Kelly. Nope, he's back.

This is him. Like, this is the angle. Yeah. That's him. The other, all, shucks. Offensive quarterback. Orphan boy angle, that's not him. Do you notice that?

This is get me crunk, and this is buying me a beer $10, but we just saw in the scroll before it said $7 for a beer. The sale ended. The sale ended. It started out. Ended again. I think you're on to something there. All right.

Well, very sad. I hope he figures it out. I hope someday he figures this whole thing out and gets a job at a restaurant. I offered him friendship. I really did. You did. And you had something in common. You're like, I worked with Nickelonian, too.

I'm one of those loser. child actress, I think is what you said. I did not say that. I did not. Not like that. I guess that's what I thought you said. Similar, but yeah, yeah. Right.

We have similar backgrounds. We do similar people. He's lost. I don't think he is beyond help, but I know there's nothing we can do for him. Correct. And that's actually a good way to say it. And, you know, Patrick Melton, like he said, covers him. And he even admitted that Patrick Melton's brought him people who are viewing the show and donating money.

So that's a good thing. And he still put hackamania down this donkey lapse. Can you believe it? The nerve of him. However, he did compliment everyone for just putting on a show. He was like, you guys, you did something. And I like that. Let's talk about centering John.

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, bloody ass. Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously. Because I got a. Yeah, John actually had a real bloody ass at the pub the other day. He said it took 14 wipes because it was shit and blood.

What are you doing for dinner tonight, Chris? What do you want to go out somewhere after this? Chocolate covered cherries. Perfect. All right. Let's get things started with yesterday's show. John did something that he doesn't normally do. He decided to come on and recap.

cap everything that's happened in the history of the dabble verse and i have some thoughts about that and why he was doing that but of course things started off the way they always started off with people fucking with john during the show you know i had joey c on he was saying well john you're you know you started the dabal verse that's not true that's not true oh the little child is he's up oh boy Oh, he's up. Oh, what a shame. Oh, I got her. You know, I'd like to make him happy

because this way, you know, he could jerk off at home and be like, I got the Duke again. I don't think his reaction's having the effect that he wants it to have. He thinks he's clowning. this guy who always fucks with him now. Every show calls his phone. And it's funny because John tried to put his phone on silent and it's still ringing

because it's still connected to his computer that he's running his show on. He's like, I don't know how to get this to stop. I hate this phone. But the fact that this guy calls him to fuck with him and John does this whole performance of jerking off and stuff, I think the guy's going, yeah, this was fun. This was worth a phone call. Mission accomplished. This is a good use of my time.

Remember when his mother couldn't stop the ringing? So he was ripping the phone down. of the wall. I'll never forget. It was one of the best days of my life. It really was. I'll never forget that day. All right. So you just heard Joey C. said that John started the dabbled verse. And John's going to explain he did not start the dabble verse. He wants to set the record straight once and for all. But if you really want to go over how this, I know I've done it before, but those who are newbies in this cesspool of ridiculousness, let me just say what really happened had nothing to do with me having like any problems with a lot of the people

that seemed to be obsessed with me. Did you follow any of that, Adam? I was really trying to. I know. I really was. I think he was trying to say that he didn't draw for his blood. Oh, okay. I believe that's what he's trying to say.

What was odd about that clip? And I'm going to give you my theory on this. What's odd about that clip is he goes, for anyone who's new to this, I want to give you a recap of what's going on. Who would be new to this? Who is watching Stuttering John in September of 2025? Who's going, oh, I wonder what John's up to. Who isn't wildly aware of the dabalverse and everything that's been going on.

Everyone in this chat knows exactly what's going on. But then I thought, there is one new guy who might be watching. John just added a second attorney to his team. huh could that be a new guy who's watching this is he recapping all of this because maybe it's cheaper than being on a phone call he's like i'll just do it on my show you just watch it at your leisure and then bill me for it so this is like to get his attorney up on the on the lawsuit maybe well that makes sense because that's on his mind and he can only have one thing on his fucking mind that is true you know maybe a little revenge porn's on his mind too. But yeah, this lull suit, you know, we have a big thing coming up on Friday. And he added a second attorney, which was odd, but it's fine. But I figure that's the only guy who could be new. And I think I'm going to have some evidence in here in this package that shows I might be

on to something with this. But so John goes back to 2016. So we're talking about the shows he did for podcast one with Tammy Pescatali. They were just lighthearted shows where they just had Howie Mendel on. They just did interviews. and they're gone. I wish they were existed. If anyone has them,

let me know. It was called love and other something. It had like a long name. Like the something something something podcast with stuttering John Melendez and Tammy Pesquistelli, love and other something. Fuck. Yeah. I wish I knew the answer to that.

I should know the answer to that. Well, he stayed on with love as his theme. So that's good. That's good. Yes. So he goes all the way back there. And then he gets caught up to WATP,

spring up on the scene and, 2018. But right around this time, just do it. A person I had never heard of started to play my podcast and goof on me

for no apparent reason. I had never heard of the guy most like most Americans. Yeah, it's because I'm not famous. I love that he thinks that's an insult. You know, most Americans never heard of Carl from one of these podcasts. Yeah, no shit.

Why would that? So then why do you care what he says? Right. But he always thinks that's an insult. He's just like, yeah, and this guy from his podcast, no one even knows who he is. Of course not. So he goes, for no apparent reason, I'll explain. We started the show with the format of making fun of people's podcasts.

And then we discovered the Sederary Johnny had a podcast. And Kevin and I did a show where we pulled clips and made fun of his podcast. That was the reason. It was actually very well received by our audience. It worked out very well. So well that we decided to keep tabs on him and keep checking back on what he was up to. So there wasn't no reason, a very specific reason, makes logical sense. And John goes on to explain what we were doing and why.

This is just fact. And just do it decided to goof on me and Opie. I like this little suit that's going on, like he never brings it up, and he'll never say my name, but he'll say just do it now instead of Lady K. That's become, it's like, it doesn't matter. We'll put in the paperwork. Whatever you say, just do it, you mean Carl. You know what I mean? It's that easy.

You'll have to explain that one time, and then the rest of it is fine. So he really thinks it's just a legal mastermind getting around all the loophole is in here. I didn't talk about him. That's why I added another attorney. I'm going to sue you twice as hard. Right. B. Why? Because Opie and I are successful.

And we garner an audience. So his business model was, let's attack those that have names, that have big followings, and then we'll attack them, and then they'll react. And then we're in business. So Opie never reacted. So John's claiming that my business model is I go after podcasts that have big audiences. And then they react and then we're in business. Even though if you go back to our early episodes, we talk about bronies a lot,

furries, and a lot of people don't have big audiences. There's a lot of holes in this story, man. There's a lot of problems with it. The fact that we were just waiting for someone to react to it. Come on, Opie. I guess I'll just do like, I don't know, 500 more episodes about it. Maybe at some point to acknowledge us. We'll wait.

Right. And when we were picking people, you know, celebrities above us, no one said maybe you want to aim a little higher if that's what you're going for. Yeah. No one said, you know, Joe Rogan is a bigger audience than Opie or John. Yeah, but. Why don't you? Also, he's been trashing Anthony Kumia pretty consistently.

How come his show isn't blowing up if that's the formula? Yeah. He was going after. Anthony and Artie. So we're going back on our Patreon or if we're a YouTube member we're doing this Living in the Past series. We're studying John listening to all the 2018 podcast John put out. And it's

eye-opening how John was just bashing everyone and now plays this victim card of this guy just minding his own business. He was going after everyone on the Howard Stern show. You know, Gary Delabate on a daily basis, they're just talking mad shit. They're going after

Anthony and Artie. It's nonstop going after Artie Lang. Who at the time was still on the air. Right. And so why didn't that work for you? Because Anthony had already responded. They would respond to you. So why didn't this work out the same way?

I guess maybe you had the same business model. You couldn't figure it out. This clip, though, right here is my favorite. So my reaction initially is normally like I react. I am reactionary. My favorite sports that I played were reactionary. Baseball and football. Ball thrown to you, you hit it.

football guy guys running with the bowl you tackle him it's a reactionary sport and I'm a reactionary person well that's retarded that is retarded

that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard him say that's saying something he's talking about his inability to regulate his emotions as if it's a skill yes that's what I have going for me

this is what I do I overreact to things and make them worse because I'm a child it's a very childish behavior that's so, I can't believe his brain went to sports. The sports I like are reactionary. What's a sport that's not reactionary?

I was thinking the same thing. A staring contest. Yeah, like, what would be the sports? Or there isn't like some person does a thing and then you do a thing based on that thing. God, it's stupid. It is so stupid. Can I play just the beginning of that again? Yeah, to play the whole thing, man.

Simon says his reactionary. Jack off. Let's hear this again. Incredible. So my reaction initially is normally like I react. I am reactionary. My favorite sports that I played were reactionary. Baseball and football.

Ball thrown to you, you hit it. Football, guy, guys running with the ball, you tackle them. It's a reactionary sport and I'm a reactionary person. Well, that's retarded. I have to say, too, that these. not even correct. No. Not to ant fuck here, but if a ball's thrown to you in baseball, you don't hit it.

You catch it. They throw it to the catcher. The batter tries to hit. It's not thrown to you. Those are my favorite sports. Those are the reactionary sports that I love, too. So now John tries to weave in this right of publicity thing that I'm being sued for and Shulie's being sued for.

And so he's recreating and reinventing history for, I believe, his new attorney. and there's a reason why I believe that. Opie and I, we didn't know who this loser was, and we decided to go, you know, just say call them out and, you know. So John's not a lumping opium to this. I know. Opi and I decided to call him out. Yeah, we had a meeting.

Opie never talked about us. And in fact, this was going back to a time when Opie and John did a show together. I believe I called it my Super Bowl. And we covered that show. And I was never brought up once. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a conversation beforehand or communication that's just like, yeah, I'm not going to address who are these podcasts. Because we were going pretty hard in the pain at both of those guys at the time. Either way.

Opie never did anything. And now John's pretending that like, hey, I'm just like Opie. Like we both decided. Opie and I, we didn't know who this loser was. And we decided to go, you know, just say call them out and, you know. now that only gave him some steam which he puts in his you know when he does these when he does his marketing events who do you think take a guess what celebrity's name is on his flyer if you will his pamphill I'm sure somebody could send it to me

mine he has to use me even in that so when he says marketing events. I believe he's talking about our live shows. And I think he's trying to like, oh, he's a marketer.

I've mentioned that before. And therefore our live shows are marketing events. Yeah. And he says, when we promote it

with our pamphlets and flyers, we put John Melendez's name on it. We've had DabbleCon. We've had DabbleCon. We've had Dabble House. Is John's name Dabble?

I don't think that's true. I think he just made that up. No, but when you went door to door handing out flyers, I'm pretty sure it had Stuttering John's name on it. No, no. We never write Suttering John on the, on the pamphlets that we put underneath people's windshield wipers in the parking lot after the big podcast convention. We don't do that. So we just made that up. And again, this is trying to help with the, the lawsuit that he's got going. and I can tell that he's talking directly to this new attorney because he's doing his attorney talk right here. He's got to use my name.

You know, hey, look, and I also did this. And that's what he did. And when he would do these, his, I don't know why anybody would go. Well, in my honest opinion, I would not go to one of his shows, if you will, his marketing events. So I'm talking about when he would talk about what a great marketer. He is. So he's doing the law speak that VTL taught him, in my honest opinion, if you will.

He has to start throwing that. Allegedly, Carl used to be in marketing and thought he was good at it or something like that. Honestly, now that I'm watching this back again, I might be completely backwards. I don't even know what he's talking about. Marketing events, marketing stuff. I think it's the right to publicity thing that he's suing for. He's lost the threat on this. I don't think he knows.

He's throwing everything at, and I'm sure he's trying to convince the lawyers to do more than they want. And if I hired a second lawyer and they were spending the afternoon watching this, even if it was me, I'd be like, I need another lawyer. You should be doing something much more productive. Right. All right. So then, now it's Shulie's turn. So he just described that he didn't start the fire when it comes to me. But what about Shulie?

Because they have a history together, right? And John would go on and say. he's getting information about the Stern show behind the scenes from his mole. And then we had the Pelican brief. And John put a photo of it in his book before anyone even saw the video. And he'd been talking about it for a while, the secret meeting where Howard told everyone to create fake Twitter accounts and tweet it celebrities in order to get big guests on the show. And John said, surely was the mole that leaked that information. So now he's got to explain that no, no, no, no, no, no.

I definitely was not trying to get shooley fired by claiming that he was my mole on the inside. And Royce and I would always, we would always goof. Now, it was never goofing on the people. We would say that Brent Hatley is our mole or, or, or, or, uh, shitware or Mammitt. We would, he had to remember to not say Shulie's name right there. or or shit wear this would really convince me if that was the second attorney if you're just tuning in it's my mat by the way it's not the defense would like to call david mammott that brent hatley is our mole or or or or uh shitware or mammoth we would go through a long list each day

we would name different people. I think Royce would even say Baba Bowie is the mole. But we would say a bunch of different names, and that's a fact, Jack, and anybody who remembers that old show, like Vanny Loco, and anybody, I know that even Vegas beer sells Jerry knows,

and he remembers that Royce and I would always say different names, not to irritate the people, but to irritate Howard, to get him like, who the fuck is, you know that was it oh shit john you talk too much you went too far you just did the thing you weren't trying to do when we said shooley was the mole we weren't trying to fuck with shooley we were trying to let his employer know that he was feeding information that his employer

wouldn't want out there yeah yeah that's why shooley's concerned about getting fired when you say he's the mole idiot how stupid is john he just said the thing out loud no that was just that we just wanted to get back to howard i thought they would give him a promotion it's pretty embarrassing that I'm asking our employees to make fake Twitter accounts and tweet it celebrities but thank you for letting John know I'm really glad that you let Suttering John know about it so he could broadcast it on his show and so then I don't know if John realized how dumb that sounded or that he fucked up but he talks more about how that was not his intent obviously

that was just that's where it was and we would not trying to get anybody fired, as some might suggest. We were just being goofballs and just, you know, trying to get hoping that Bobby Bowie was watching or listening, whatever, and just, you know, and by the way, this was a very, it wasn't very often that we would do that. It would just be every once in a while who would say that. John, do not take the witness stand bad. You're terrible on this.

Yes. Holy shit. The fact that he thinks this would be effective in any way to sway any way. to sway anybody over anything is retarded. It's the opposite. He just confessed that he was trying to get truly fired, which is neither here nor there, but it's wild that he's trying to create this whole narrative.

The whole point of the show is to be like, I am a victim. These people are all bullying me. I did nothing to bring this on. I don't know why it's even happening. It seems crazy that's happening to me, but you've got to believe me. I'm such a good boy.

And, yeah, was I, saying that Chewy was the mole and could that like maybe lead to some issues for him with his employer? That's not what my intent was. We were never trying to get anyone fired. Actually, John literally tried to get J.D. Harmeyer fired. I've seen the

tweets that he put out where he was trying to get HR involved in JD communicating with women in a sexual manner. I don't want to get J.D. trouble right now, but I'm just saying this is what John was trying to do. He was vocal about it on his

show, he went on and on with no proof and just a gut feeling that this guy had to be fired. Yes. And so for John to now come out and say, we never wanted to get anyone fired. No, you literally tried to get people fired. You wanted them to get fired, and you would have celebrated it. If she hadn't gotten fired, John would have had a victory lab show. Yes. Right.

But even when, like, we were playing from 2018 when all of this is happening that he's talking about, the Trump prank call, this giant victory lab for show. after show after that, imagine him getting shooley fired or J.D. Harmeyer fired. Him and Royce would relish in it. But now it's John's going, we were just screwing around. We were joking around. It was sarcastic. We only did it a few times.

The fact you have to say we only do it sometimes? It's not a good defense, man. You ever, you ever murder anyone? Not like every year. Yeah. What the fuck? That would be nefarious. And I hope he gets his license because he doesn't even, it's so obnoxious to think that

people aren't going to notice when he talks about, I did a show and they were making fun of me. And then he, what are his words? Then he decided to call them out. Right. Other people are picking on him and bullying him. He's calling them out. And also, he's being goofy. Yes.

Like he thinks we don't notice. You just substituted words. It's all the same thing you're volunteering to describe. All right. This is just a fun one for me. John's got some problems with his hair. I guess he hasn't gotten a cut in a little while. It's not looking great.

The end of you goes south, though. It's like I have a clump come on over here. I mean, see if I could get it behind my. That's worse. It's so weird when you never get this right when, I don't know. It's bothering me. It's irritating me. Anyway.

Do you see you went to the wrong side twice? You could click a button that makes it a mirror image for you, John. It would solve all of your problems. It wouldn't solve any of his problems. But it would solve that one problem. But I'm fascinated when people like that look at themselves in the mirror and they're like, oh, God, if only this. If only I can fix this bit of hair, everything would be great.

He's trying to get up behind his ear like a girl to be like, hmm, I have a clump. All right. That's fun. Then he had Vince as a co-host, but Vince was too much of a troll, so that didn't last very long. And then he had Chrissy Mayer come on the show as a guest with Royce. And then he returned the favorite by going on Chrissy Mayer's show. And that was the famous dabble in comedy incident where John got very offended that Chrissy has to be dabbled in comedy.

And he says, that's what started the dabble verse. And John and Chrissy Mayer both think that that's what started the dappelverse. It's why it's called the dappleverse. That's it. Making fun of John was going to happen, regardless of that interview, regardless of Chrissy Mayer existing in this world, John was starting the dabble verse. This was going to happen no matter what. Because as much credit that I want to take for it, who are these podcasts, definitely, I think,

opened a lot of people's eyes to the buffoonery that is John Melendez. This would have happened regardless. Sure. Someone would have keyed it on this and turned John into a low cow. It's inevitable. But as it stands, the way he reacted to... To us making fun of him. Yeah.

And to ROTC. Sure. Revenge of the Cists, those guys made fun of John. And John's response was to DM them on Twitter from his own Twitter account claiming to be Vince the lawyer and giving them a cease and deceased and a DM. And they went, holy shit, this guy's stupid. Oh, yeah. And they showed it.

And they had a lot of fun with that. That's amazing. So, yes, run to the cysts. People would have caught on from that. People caught on from who are these podcasts, obviously. But he talks about that's what happened. And that's why the dabbled verse exists. So then he starts crying about how his gigs were getting canceled.

So this is where the cry bully comes out. I don't personally know how you can live with yourself. really trying to hurt the way that I can make a living. I was still paying child support. I think Alamone could have been done by now, but I was still taking care of my children and still paying money

and for a lot of different various things when, you know, in relation to school and other things and, you know, and all of this is going on. on and like and then and i don't know why what did i do these people so this is the parts that he leaves out this is what i want to fill in some blanks for john because john just talks about like it all these things that started happening to me and people were fucking with my life and i don't get it meanwhile john had his buddy at the bar call comit to carlson for debilcant too and claimed to be

an attorney and claimed that the illegal tapes they were going to be played we're going to shut the club down. So John is guilty of this himself. Whereas Shulie and I have never called a comedy club to try to get him canceled. Anyone who hosts any of these shows has never done any of this stuff. And we never told anyone to do it. No. We tell him not to. We want him to do shows. But the thing is, is that what John is leaving out here

that his attorney is not paid enough probably doesn't know and maybe he's watching now. The reason why people were lashing out and doing this to him was because he struck my channel. He tried to get my Patreon taken down. He tried to We got our Discord server taken down. He struck Shulie's channel. He called Shulie's sponsors to get them to cancel sponsoring the show. And he would docks anyone and everyone he got a chance to.

John was being a piece of shit. He calls people's parents. He called Shulie's dad. Yeah. I mean, the way he's telling the story is everything just happened to him. And there was nothing he could do. Like, what is going out here? Whoa.

And his initial response to you reviewing his podcast was to break my legs. Have your legs broken. He knows guys in the mafia in New York, and he could have my legs broken. There's a movie about that because it's such a fantasy about this guy gets a bad review of his play, so he hires the mob to, like, kill the writer, kill the, like, that's a, right. John doesn't realize the whole reason people run with this story is the subtext that you're not picking up on, which is guy from radio show who's famous for harassing celebrities. is losing his mind because people are having the audacity to harass, he says,

ask penetrating questions to this quote unquote celebrity. It's fucking funny. It was your bit. And now you don't see any humor in it. You see nothing. You talk about the lengths these trolls go to fuck with your life while you brag about sitting outside in a parking lot for 10 hours waiting for Chevy Chase. Like we're supposed to give you an award for that, but everyone else needs to go to jail.

Different when it happens to him, Adam, because that's him. Oh, I see. And he's had a very tough life. I started really starting to podcasts on a regular basis, and that's when I was teaching full-time and then coming home and then doing a show. So I rarely went to the pub. I would do school, rush home, podcast, either watch the end. Yankees or football, whatever was. And that was it. Go to bed

and then and then get ready, get up at 7 o'clock the next morning to go back to school. And that's where all this started. Now he's a sympathetic character. He rarely went to the pub. That's tough, man. She drove it on Sundays only to church and back. I know. And why does it look

like this? What the fuck is he talking about here? He's trying to paint this picture like I got my gigs canceled. Then I had to start doing a part-time job. And then I had to do my podcast. I couldn't even get rip-roaring drunk. by 4 p.m. Again, he's saying the part you're not supposed to say out loud. We understand why you were bummed out about this, but that's not a normal reason.

Having to work every day, it does not mean you're a victim of anything. So then we find out why Shulie started doing this. And he backtracks and goes, oh, that's right. The Howard Stern Show came to L.A., and I went to the hotel to try to get an interview, and I talked to Shulie, and Shulie didn't respond. Shelly walked to the manager and had John removed. And so that's why I shooley started up his thing. Yet that person went and called security and then used it as a jumping board for him to go to just do it.

Jumping board. And ask if he could borrow the idea of just focusing on me. And therein lies the beginning of the harassment. John. And that is where the harassment. harassment. You want to talk to Chad? I'll pause it for a second. You were stealing Howard's bit when you took the microphone and were stuttering John at the hotel to Shulie. It wasn't even your bit. Sorry. That is where the harassment began when you have people doing shows on you every single

day. Focus on you. Okay. So completely incorrect. Let me correct the record here about this jumping board. I got Shilly into podcastsy about him. So Shulay worked with Howard Stern Show then. And then he left the Howard Stern show in 2020 when everyone went remote and he moved to Alabama and he started a podcast and immediately we connected because he was a fan of WATP and I had him on the show. And I will never forget this conversation I had with him on the phone before his first

appearance. I said, Shulah, you cool with doing a Suttering John segment? And Shui goes, no. I don't want to, I don't want to talk about Suttering John. I said, yep, I get it. No problem. I do this with just about everyone of note who comes on the show. I ask what they're comfortable talking about,

especially if they have a relationship with someone, or if it's someone in show business. You get it. So Shulie did not want to do that. He wanted to take the high road. And John just kept going after Shulie and fucking with him. And then finally, Shulie's like, Carl, let's do a Sturring John's time.

I was like, great. So we came on the show, we did it. Well received. Obviously, the rest is history. He started Uncle Rico show and started doing all that. But John tries to pretend that because he was asking Shulie questions in a lobby, that's why the Uncle Rico show started. Not the case. Not that any of this matters.

None of this is here or nor there for a right of publicity suit. It's all silly. But it's just funny that this is what John thinks he's going to convince people happened. Right. And again, he's the victim. And the fact that he goes, and that's what started this harassment campaign where they're doing shows about me every day. Yeah, that's actually protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution. we can talk about John 24 hours a day.

Don't spoil the surprise. All right. He'll find out suited off. What a fucking asshole. So then John, again, he says things that he shouldn't say when he's trying to paint himself as the good guy in this. Because he talks about how people were going to his events. And he said that me and Shulie are sending people to his events, which again is not true. And then it's like, but has John ever sent anyone to our event?

and uh oh have i shown up to any of their gigs no have i sent people to their gigs no have you the only person that went to one uh-huh is Vegas beer sells jerry only to get a picture of lardiff because lardiff had been involved in my opinion of nefarious acts if you need examples I shall give them to you how about

we'll get to those in a second John holy shit have I ever said someone to their events okay yeah Vegas beer sales Jerry I set to hackamania

but only so I can docks the guy who's performing there than I don't like take a picture he's taking pictures holy shit what an idiot

so then he after he says that he has to justify why he would do that if you need examples I shall give give them to you. Yeah. How about going to my court hearing when I was in class?

It's perfectly legal to do. Yeah. And a civic duty to keep trunks off the road. That's true. At least he's honest about being in class when he was doing the court thing. Right. What a moron. Yeah, there's no way around that.

He thinks it makes him look good because he's a teacher. I was in church. I just, I love that so much because it's just he's going, yeah, these guys do this stuff to me. I don't do it to them. well, okay, I did, I did do it that one time, but it's justified because we wanted to dox this guy who's a jerk. Oh, okay. No, it's cool. You're on it.

It's cool. Everybody got it. And then a super chanter comes in and explains to John, uh, actually why the devil verse exists. The devil verse exists because you're a constant jack. Yeah, he wants to make me look stupid. No one has to make you look stupid, dummy. He's talking about Cardiff still. Mm-hmm.

Right there. and so Cardiff's also the one who showed the body cam footage of John getting pulled over and John doesn't know what that's called and he's very upset about it he then obtained my car cam footage only to release that why for profit and again to say look at this buffoon now we all have gotten tickets but have I ever thought about getting the cop cam footage. That requires

an unstable human being. Okay, so let me just correct John on this. I don't think he realizes that having a FOIA request is done all the time in media and podcasting. All the true crime shows, anyone

who's investigating anything who's a journalist or goofing on a loser sends in FOIA requests all the time. Cardiff wasn't the only one who put a FOIA request in for that body cam footage.

He was just the first one to show it on his stream. And also this idea that we would all look as bad as John did in that incident where he's pretending to talk to his buddy. He was a cop on the phone. He doesn't know.

I just moved here. The guy's like, really? Because you got a ticket eight months ago. Oh, really? Where was that? I don't know. It was so funny. He looks like shit.

It's like shit. I know a cop. Do you know him? Do you know this guy? Sir, here's your ticket. When you're substitute teaching, you can use a Zoom link to go to court. So John's pretending that this all makes

card if a horrible person. No, it makes him a good podcaster. It's what this does. He's just like, well, you have to be a lunatic to do that. No, you'd have to be, like, good at your job and have some follow-through. Things that John will never have. This is my favorite right here.

I know I've already declared that once, but it's also my favorite. John's always ragging out people for misspellings in their super chats or just the chat or whatever. So someone points out that John misspelled the name of his show from the previous day. And, oh, boy. Uh-oh. He's going to call me out for a misspelling. You know, I'm going to entertain it only because why not?

I had this thing when I would type the title of the show where I'd have to only take one breath in. so but I have to keep on breathing while I typed it so imagine typing the stuttering John but you still have to be one breath this is my OCD so the Stuttering John podcast period without stopping breathing without stopping it please stop breathing breathing in okay he misspelled is it the is just TE and the guy shows that but john is a good excuse he's a mental patient it's a terrible excuse no no you don't understand i've tricked my brain into thinking that bad things will happen if i'm not breathing in while i'm typing well stop doing that stupid because it's not a thing what about the years we've spent watching him type with one finger

not breathing like that yeah all day every day a pretty good point also what about going back and correcting it after the fact you can't just put your cursor back to next to that t and type and H? Also, how about when you read a chat where somebody does that, you extend them the same courtesy and go, hold on, hold on, I bet they're suffering from a crippling OCD breathing dilemma and we should have a little simple. He literally called someone out right after this. I didn't even pull the clip because there's just so many examples of it. It's like, okay, so when John does it, he's justified in doing it. But actually, it's better than that. It turns out that wasn't even a misspelling. It's just, you know, when you're typing fast, I guess you can call it a misspelling,

but it's not like I don't know how to spell it. It's because I'm typing fast because I'm trying to get it all in. Now I just just changes to SJ because it's just too long to breathe in that long, especially I type with two fingers. So nice try and go fuck yourself. He's a miracle, isn't he? Yeah. Also, it is called the SJ podcast and he still had a typo in there. So he's like, this is the correction I made, but it still didn't fix it.

And the word is spelled wrong But that's not a misspelling when he does it He just said it's not a misspelling It was Spanish And he doesn't know how to type So it's not his fault Like all these things are his fault Breathing

Mispelling Typing All right so John went through his whole version of what happened with the dabble verse So someone calls him out on that Brian Cloud to correct me Tell me Tell me where I was wrong

Tell me where So the chat just says That's your version, but not what happened. I was wrong. I'd love to hear it. What did I get wrong? The Christie Mayer story? What I get wrong?

The interview at the hotel? You tell me what I got wrong. I'd be happy to. You left out all the stuff where you fucked with people. For example, you decided you wanted to get Dr. Steve. You wanted to get him fired from his job. And everyone loves Dr. Steve. And that's when Quadfather turned on you.

And that's when Cardiff went, oh, fuck this guy and Cardiff put it down into third gear downshifted and fucking floored it. It's like, all right, it's on now, motherfucker. A lot of retaliation is all the stuff that you left out. And to act like, and again, none of it matters, but to act like this just poor old John just being a poor victim who never did anything to anyone, could never even harm a fly. And everyone's just doing this shit to him because they're all nefarious and evil doers. and why he would choose to get on the air

and explain to everyone including his lawyers that none of that is true and this is all just you know it is his doing he is lying about all of it he's volunteering to do this yes he thought this was a good strategy for him yep there's something about these guys they say things on the air

and they just think that's the new that's the new fact as long as they've got it out on the air everyone's heard it and that's where it lies right now until someone fucks it up Alex Stein thinks that Aaron's hilarious and an amazing broadcaster, because that's what Aaron told me. All right.

One more tip of my half out here, because speaking of Aaron Imhol, I think we brought up how great it would be if John started begging for money on his show. And so someone tried to make this happen. Stream Labs, PayPal, I don't know what that means. You've got to be clear. And I'm not mentioning some of the things in that. That would be sweet if we could get John doing the, beggy monster segments.

You got to keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, there's been a theme today, is it there? Yeah, it's really sad. It's really sad. Adam, you pulled a couple of celery jocklets. You've been watching him over the last few days. Oh, yeah. Do you have the one where he explains what he stands for?

It's very satisfied. I have one, two, and three, so you have to be more specific. That'll be one. Great. He's so slow. Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. You should stand with Greenland. Please look there.

I do stand with Greenland. I'm Danish, you dumb fuck. Of course I stand with Greenland. I have a shirt that says it. Oh, wow. Send me ten bucks. I'll go grab my fucking shirt. Oh,

performative, John. I'll send you ten bucks to go to Greenland, you idiot. For people who don't know, that's a way of. offing yourself internet speak. I think Dick Masterson came up with it. Really? I think so, yeah.

So he doesn't even question himself for a second. He just runs right with it to defend the fair people of Greenland. Of course he stands with Greenland. In this next one, I believe he thinks

he's taking a call from Anthony Coomia and he finally decides to give Anthony the business. Nice. About me. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Are you still calling me? Do you still want my validation? Do you want my validation? You motherfucker! No response. You got them. They hung up.

Another win for the tow. Pussy boy didn't even respond. What a pussy boy. I'm sorry. I can't say that anymore. I heard that's homophobic. Look, I learn and I grow. That's all you can do.

That's what everyone says about you, Jack. That's how the world, at least if you're an intelligent, caring, empathetic man, then you, when somebody corrects you, you either refuse to take that correction and say, fuck it. I'm going to do, I'm going to say whatever I want. or you make the intelligent and compassionate decision to say, all right, if that offends you, I'm not going to say it anymore. Now, that's because I'm amazing. Yeah. Because you're the greatest.

Who is the one who told you to stop saying pussy boy? Was it your son Knight who has a pussy and is a boy? Because that would be offensive. I would think to your son, night. I can't believe it took you years to figure out to stop saying pussy boy. I mean, Chad Zumak wrote it on your door, and you won't bring up Chad's name anymore because of it. Why are you still slipping up and saying pussy boy? And also, who goes to fuck?

None of it matters. I love how he goes out of the way to let us know that he doesn't agree or really know why. Right. This word is bad. He's just heard from somewhere. To call someone a pussy boy. Apparently. Transphobic, actually, Chad, but whatever.

He heard from somewhere. But the speech he gave was correct. And that is, we have to give him credit. That is how you're supposed to handle things. That is the best way to react. and it's exciting to see it in action a few moments later. When Barack Obama tells you that you can't say retard anymore. It's done.

It's done. You write it down. You store it back here. If you're any kind of American. That's right. Question. People have been pointing out that P-Boy is transphobics. It's the first time you said it.

Who, what made you see? I don't, I don't, I don't you're talking about. Come on. People have been pointing out that who's, P-boy. It's transphobic. It's bad acting, John. You got to be more specific.

I don't understand what this means. Sure you don't. Like a real teacher taking the opportunity to share his knowledge with these people. Instead, he just runs and hides, run away. Yeah, what a fucking asshole. Hey, John, it's taking you years to figure out that you shouldn't say, pussy boy. Say what now? Who is this?

Wrong number. Give phone. Got to go. Did you notice that there was a thing going on with him a couple times in those earlier clips you pulled where he just, like, I feel like something was going on with his body. Like he was like burping underneath but trying to hide it where he would just. I didn't pick up on that, but he's very gross. So I believe that. There's something going on.

The degree to which he is like the just falling apart from anybody that sees him now, we see him all the time. If you look back at those older clips, it is insane how he is deteriorating before our eyes. it's not great nope I mean it's fun but it's it is fun very fast so what's going to happen with this lull suit if he doesn't make it all the way to the to the end of it

I don't know how that works I'll ask someone who knows by the way a shout out to Lucy does dabbleverse on the once over with Kaylee channel Monday night she did a show with trucker Andy and Luigi Greenberg breaking down the latest of the

lawsuit there's a lot going on and they do a great job of breaking all that down. So if you have three hours to learn more about the lull suit and where things are at, I recommend going and checking that out. I can't wait to be able to talk about it. I know. Jumping at the bit.

There was the best moment where a chat came in saying that tight box is a paralegal, and John is so threatened by that. And he goes, oh, oh, oh, a paralegal? Well, I'll have you know I'm thinking about taking the ALSATs. And that means in three years, I'm going to be annoyed. He's comparing her accomplishments

to the things he might eventually do in explaining how he wins. He's a miracle. He really is. We got some opi stuff to get into you. We got some games to play. So let's get right into it. For the man, for the man.

For the man, go to the bad. For the man, for the bad. Bamb, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. We're going to start with Opie's show from the 15th of September. This show has 27,000 views and 24 comments. Wow, that's a lot. It's a lot, right? It's a huge jump from the 200 it had earlier.

27,000 and 24 comments is what we're looking at here. So it was just a great episode. Like Aaron always says, he was bringing it. That's what happened? He explains that to Ron the waiter later on when they're talking about how many views they're getting. So, yeah, we'll get into that. But first, I want to start off with Opie's morning routine. You know, I'm, this is like, this is a hobby that makes some pocket change for me these days.

My biggest thing in the morning is I want to be there for my kids when they're getting ready for school. I don't have to do as much as I used to. I used to wake them up nice and gentle. Hi, wake up. It's going to be a beautiful day. And then I'll give them a little positive reinforcement. First thing they hear in the morning, you're just degraded. And then, you know, and then my wife decided it was time they get alarm clock.

So instead of the gentle, gentle, it's time to wake up. I'll make your breakfast. Now it's, they both have alarm clock. So I sit here like a fucking dummy, but I still want to be there in the morning as there. Yeah. I want to point something out here. This is very interesting to me. Opie's describing putting in so much effort to being a good.

great father and yet we watch obi put zero effort into everything else he does i'm talking about his job his attire his hair he doesn't put effort into fucking anything even when he's buying envelopes does a shit job of that but worth worth to believe that he's the world's greatest father and so attentive just making sure they had a perfect day when they got up in the morning Do you think The wife was like they're old enough To not be woke Do you think they were just like

The kids were probably like Can you get Dad to stop doing that thing in the morning Where he comes over and he speaks all creepy to us For a long period of time And now he has no purpose He doesn't have to do anything And he keeps doing You're going to see throughout this episode

He's going to keep making these noises He does the alarm clock three more times And then he does the couple times I'm backing up Backing out of this conversation, and he keeps making that sound for a long time. He's actively blocking out the voices and sounds in his head. And also, I think that it's been pointed out that his children would be old enough

to get themselves ready for school if they were still alive. And so he has to pretend he has to come with a story now to be like, no, I know. I'm used to like trying to get them ready for bed. That's why it's my morning routine. Oh, shit. Do you think he actually is making breakfast? and putting it out a table where it will never be even

could it be that crazy he's doing a radio show right now in the same fashion this is not real this is pretend no one's watching yes I do no he has nothing to talk about he runs into the air conditioner man and we get two episodes

on it we got three months on that yeah if he's really getting his kids ready every day he'd have something to say about it he'd complain about the time it starts what the kids are doing what they're eating he doesn't even know when school starts last week he had no fucking clue and you're right even the one time he had a big story and he's saving these children's lives like his kids were inconsequential they were there but yeah i don't even know if they witnessed it like he never brought them up about it were they proud of them that they would they talk about it afterwards yeah all right these kids are gone even his storytelling is lazy right

um all right you want to hear about some uh new york city politics yeah who'd know better than opi yeah opi's thinks he's He's still doing a radio show in New York. Domi. We're going to, Mom Dami is going to be the next fucking mayor of New York City. It's crazy. We'll see how bad it really will get with Mom Dami as a, as the mayor of New York. I know my taxes are going to go up. I think this will be the reason why I, I, I, I, uh, leave New York City.

Not because I'm scared of the guy. Uh, because, you know, he's going to raise, he's going to raise the taxes to a point. I'm not going to be able to afford it. anymore and you know what it might be the best thing that could happen anyway so we'll see hope he can't afford it now what's he talking about this is what's going to drive about in new york finally i was going to say he's slowly draining all of his savings he's quickly draining all of his savings it's very quick and he's like well if the taxes go out by another few hundred bucks a year that's going to do it he wants us to believe it's for politics that he's going to

move. Right. I thought nothing was more important than his kids and their friendships. Suddenly when there's a new mayor, that all goes out the window. He's looking for any excuse that'll get him out of there, which is good. He should get the fuck out of there. Yeah, and he doesn't need to give us an excuse. Just go. Nobody cares, man. You've been dropping these hints

about leaving for so long because you're so embarrassed to have to not be in this metropolis. You think then failure sinks in. Just go. We're literally rooting for him. Yeah, we are. The day he does his show from the patio in his back. backyard in his new house outside of New York.

But this is amazing. I bet he'll have a smile on his face. He might even meet a neighbor or two and have a story about the Underwood's next door. Mm-hmm. All right. Do you want to speed this up a little bit? Yeah, I can. You don't have to, but it's, it's torturous and enjoyable, the way I love it.

All right. Opie, hot takes on Donald Trump. I was thinking about Trump. I'm like, I don't know. has he ever driven himself? Does he know how to drive a car? Does he know how to play pickleball? Does he know how he knows how to golf?

I think that's the only thing that gives him pleasure. Has he ever hiked in the woods? The only thing that gives him pleasure? Like many hot lives, some other rumors going on, whatever. Has he ever grabbed the beach chair and just sat at the edge of the ocean meditating and listening to the waves? Has he ever literally jumped in a pool? I think Trump has has never done the basic shit that me and you do.

And look, if it suits his life, whatever. But I find it a little weird. Has Trump ever been on a jet ski? Has he ever just grabbed like a bucket of clam bellies and tried his luck casting into the ocean? Has he ever ridden a bike? Has he ever, when no one's looking, jumped rope? And I think the answer is no to all of that. I mean, he was brought up very, very privileged.

I think if he did drive, it was very, very early on. And I think by the time he was in his mid-20s, I think he stopped driving if he ever drove. Has he ever sat on a private beach in the Hamptons and just listen to the ocean come in because no one's allowed around there because you bought a house in the hands. It's like, Opie's like like he's relatable. He just said like me and you. Yeah, yes, he did. From this view, I love every man Opie on here. Maybe he's, like, getting ready to be poor.

Yeah. He's trying it out. He's just trying it out. He is. He's playing, uh, poverty. There's a smell here. You're all used to, but I'm not. All right.

So then this is very odd. Opie doesn't know what to do about his past. He doesn't know if to embrace it or to cast it aside. It's actually very similar to Howard Stern in that way. Because Opie doesn't want to be the shock jock tied to Anthony Coomie again. guy that everyone knows him for. But then sometimes it's kind of convenient to be Opie, the shock jock guy that everybody knows him for.

So this is what the struggle that he's experiencing in this clip. Anthony, I speak for, yes, believe it or not, I speak for all. It doesn't matter we don't get along. A lot of us don't get along. It's not just me and Anthony not get along. Across the whole goddamn spectrum, people don't get along as far as the ONA world goes. But as far as the brand goes, if you are a big fan of Opie and Anthony, you got to support us the new stuff is where we make our money we were never able to make a

Howard Stern deal where we owned our own material oh my god if we owned our own material I would not be turning this on I would be I would be fucking taking babs and money but we didn't get that deal so if that's so odd he's not making any money and he's claiming that he wishes he didn't have to do this this isn't adding to his bottom line at all but he's going to explain you truly are a fan please in my case fucking subscribe to one of my three podcasts download episodes sit through a stupid commercial that's where I make a few bucks okay but but with that said thank you thank you so wait am I listening to his podcast because I enjoy it and he's putting out good content that I want to listen to or is a charity case where he needs my money because he didn't get paid

enough and now I have to listen to ads on his stream it's because you owe him you owe him that's weird you know I'm guessing this I heart deal is not what I was hoping it was going to be what came it away he's like guys no one's listening to my show and I'm not making any money from ad revenue you could really help me out here talking about leaving New York yeah you're managing to do a popular

podcast with an Opie and Anthony style bit yeah you didn't have to get permission from Mr. Nagel and get it notarized to do the bit like he can do these bits he's just choosing not to but thanks for reminding us just like Chad Zumuk always does that you don't want to

be here doing this right that's the best way to bring us in i always love that i like when joe rogan starts up his show it's like i guess you got to talk to this guy for three hours so strap in everyone fuck you imagine having that kind of attitude viewership's going to go down it's not our job it's yours right um all right so this next clip um actually i'm just going to let this play because he goes uh right into this as he's talking about opi and anthony and what's going on speaking of the the own eight world i i saw a video somebody you know i got me people they take care of me they protect me and they sent me a video they said did you see this uh this youtube short of this person used to work with uh talking about how

he was not friends with you in the last year of uh doing this show and i went ew uh ew uh a grown man talking about his friendship with me when the reality was we were we were workmates he was never a real friend of mine he wouldn't even be in the top hundred but he's sitting there on youtube shorts talking about how the last year we weren't even friends any more oh my god you weren't even a true friend of mine that fucking creepy man but god bless him you got a lot of clicks on that video my god oh but we weren't friends friends how many times did you hang out in my shit it was very rare my real friends were around me all the fucking oh my god it's fucking it literally creep me out to be honest with you that's how you know it's the

truth he said to be honest with you so adam sent me over that clip and he said do you know he's talking about here i have the answer i know exactly who's talking about here oh tell me how i just show you instead that last year we really weren't that good friends anymore and then when the whole blow up happened he got pissed off because look we had to talk to lawyers and hr people and stuff when that whole now i want to point something out opi's takeaway from this video that's two years old is eroc was saying we weren't even really good friends anymore in the last year and being upset that he lost his friendship with the opes or opi's like we were never friends what he's talking about what eric is talking about is like we'd already had a falling out i didn't even care

about this guy and then he takes video of roland taking a shit in the bathroom and expects me to try to clean up the mess why the fuck would i do that listen it's funny that opi brings this video up it doesn't explain what the actual content is it has absolutely nothing to do with friendship when you really hear the context of it. The whole incident was going on. With Anthony. With, no, this was with rolling. The rolling thing, we got opi fired.

So we're not going to lose our jobs to lie for something dumb. You know, like this wasn't something that like the show we could cut. It was an on-air bit that we could cover. None of this was on air. So we didn't even have that kind of security. Like, oh, this was a bit that just went too far or something like that. We'll work it out. You know, this was all off the air.

And I wasn't even around for. when that event happened when that was going on allegedly i guess so he goes on to explain that he was actually doing his job at the time those guys all left early but how funny is that that opi brings that up as just like can you believe this guy thought he was friends with me what a creep ew yeah ew and opie has explained like he has tons of friends because anyone who has a lot of friends always talking about how many friends they have sorry eric you didn't make the top 100 Eric didn't make the top 100 of his friends. But we're counting them down here on the Opie Radio Show, Top 100.

Opie even did that thing that John does and all these idiots do, where they catch themselves. I mean, we never even got together socially very much. Do you ever came to my house but more than a few times? Sounds like you were friends, idiot. All right. I'm going to just let this continue to play now that we've discovered that mystery. Thank you to E. Rock for sending that to me.

Appreciate it. I go, Eric, who's he talking about here? and he goes how fuck if I know probably me and then he filed the video goes out this is from two years he's supposed to be it all right I got two more things and I got to go see where the kids are at Paris Hilton's mini fridge recall ha ha ha you know how her saying is hot

hot Paris Hilda this is all she does hot that's hot hot Kachin Kaching Kach and then you know content providers like myself some of this stuff today was fucking fantastic working our asses off trying to give you content every day and all fucking Paris Hilton has to say is

That's hot. That's hot. And, you know, she makes insane money. She's vapid. She has nothing going on between her ears. And she decided, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to sell mini fridges to my fans, man. Well, there's a recall on our mini fridges. Speaking of hot, that's hot.

I'm hot. You're hot. I have a question. Adam, you look like you're probably a Paris Hilton officianto. Oh, yeah. Wasn't it like 15 years ago that Paris was calling everything hot? Is that a still thing, right? Right. I mean, I don't know if she has a new catchphrase, but her popularity and thing was from that reality TV show.

That's at least a decade old, almost as old as the Opie and Anthony show. Right. That's what I was thinking, too. The fact that Opie's on here complaining about Paris Hilton for her catchphrase, there's so many reasons to hate Paris Hilton. I've broken most of them down on this very program. His mask is slipping. His, you know, good guy friendly radio character. is turning into a really angry, bitter guy in a tower just yelling at anybody who has success. Yeah, the idea that what did she have a mini fridge? What is he talking about?

Some product that, you know, didn't got too hot, is the joke, I guess. Yeah, yeah, some product got a recall. Paris Hilton, unfortunately, has tons of product lines and probably makes billions of dollars from them. And so I doubt that she even knows about this. I was going to say she's probably unaware. Yeah, probably ever got back to her. They're like, don't tell Ms. Hilton. She doesn't need to hear about this.

But Opie's saying that as a victory. That's a fucking other win for the toe. The fact that something bad happened to someone who's doing better than him in life. And also, if you notice he can't stop. Why am I signing with Paris Hilton? This is how much I dislike Opie's take on this. Bill Maher was so bad we were siding with Woody Allen. It's what happens when people are awful.

Yes, correct. All right. I'm agreeing too much. I know. I'll stop it. Adam, you're wrong about everything. Shut the fuck up. Where are we going next?

That, see, that feels natural to me. I like that. I just want to put out again with the sound. He can't fucking stop with these. Eh, that's hot, that's hot. He's just, it's some form of Tourette's thing. It's killing me. He doesn't know how to be entertaining.

So he does stuff like that. All right. So now we're going to fast forward to the 16th. And this video has 8,700 views and eight comments. 8,700 views. So a little fewer than every 1,000 times it's viewed, someone wants to say like, good job, Ope. Yeah, this is.

is more realistic. It's not realistic at all. It's completely out of whack. These views are fake. Everything about this is fake. But anyway, Opie is explaining why he has children. He didn't have as many children as he wanted to.

It was like I said, John Puerto Rican disappointment kind of speech that he gives. But he tells us why he wanted to have offspring. My goal, one of my many goals in life was to have as many kids as possible. I felt very short of that, very short. you know I stopped at three kids three um wait and the reason why I want I missed that the first time doesn't he have two kids doesn't have a son and the daughter what what the fuck am I crazy did he kill the first one before the other two not breathing yeah I'm okay I'm sorry

correct me if I'm wrong in the chat I have no idea what is going on here uh oh yeah thank you Megan sliving is her new catchphrase that's right i forgot about yeah eric nagle what's the third kid thank you i thought i was like going crazy over here is open making a joke i'm going to back this up i think well it wasn't funny so he might be someone says doggy he considers the third kid that's possible too i'd be pissed if i was one of the kids yeah right sliving was the answer oh boy uh i stopped at three kids three um i guess it's a joke I don't know.

Okay, moving on. I can't get hung up on this. We have too much to talk about. There's a lot. And the reason why I wanted a lot of kids was to increase my odds that I wouldn't spend the later years of my life in a nursing home. That's why you have a lot of kids

to increase your odds that you don't spend your later years in a nursing facility where you're just trying to live out the last few years of your life, right? it's a weird strategy I it's almost worse than what john says about his kids like I really hope his kids aren't watching this and hearing this because that's awful and they just found out they have a sibling yeah right where is this kid

none of them around it's fine we don't have to worry about that that ship has sailed he they're not around he doesn't speak of them like they're real people like these views that are fake that he tries to explain in this next clip anyway uh maybe he's saying three to throw the authorities off his scent like he's just trying to confuse things and stuff like how many kids do you have i don't know six zero i don't know this is a different opi maybe he considers the kids he saved now is his kind of oh that's possible uh will you address the 47,000 views on yesterday stream yeah i fucking rock that's how that's how

i'll address that i fucking rock yeah yesterday man i had 47,000 people clicking through my live stream that's fucking badass hi ron 40,000 what now? No, I had 47,000 people that clicked through my live stream yesterday. It was my highest number ever, and it had nothing to do with you because every time you're on your brag, hey, it looks like the numbers went up because I was on your live stream. Guess what? By myself yesterday, 47,000 people clicking through.

So here's the question I have for Opie. As he's getting called out by the chat, and Opie just acts like, no, no, no, I'm just, I'm killing it. Maybe give a reason, like an explanation, why you'd get so many more views on one of these shows. and all of them are pointless and ridiculous. Could you say like the thumbnail or maybe the title of the program or maybe you talked about a thing that went viral, got picked up by a subreddit or something? We have a video on Who Are These Podcasts Channel?

Making fun of Megan Markle, Lucy came on a few weeks ago. It's got like 43,000 views. It's doing very well for one of our videos. And if somebody asked me why that did so while, I'd be like, because everyone fucking hates Megan Marco. She sucks. You know, I have an explanation for it. I can figure that.

out. Also, it's probably a particularly funny episode. It also was fantastic. But Opie just goes, uh, yeah, I'm just, I'm killing it. When you, what's who out of know from me? We used to get 300 views and they were getting 47,000. Can you give some explanation? Also, you only get 22 comments with 47,000 views.

So what's going on? That's how much I fucking rock. People can't even type. They don't even have to say about it. They're all speechless about how great I am. Yeah. And the truth is, this is how much he hates Ron. his bitterness about Ron

is really starting the show and he's not kidding. Opie's like a guy with a bad toupee that everyone knows is fake but like he doesn't and it makes him feel better. That's what these views are that he's doing.

Like we all see it but it makes him feel better so for him to throw it in Ron's face because Ron did say last week every time they do well it's because of me he's kidding it's the Ron bomb or whatever he's saying. So he has to fucking say

he's so bitter about his co-host, Anthony and Jim that he has to go, it wasn't you. It was me. I guess I'm just fucking awesome, Ron. Now, go back to living in Squalor. Adam's always good for one of those, an episode. Thank you.

There's always one of the episode. I go, oh, you're right. That is why he's reacting like that. And that's a rash. I like it. But he does enjoy a good friendly ribbing from Ron from time to time. You know, the opster's got a good sense of humor. He's great to riff with. About himself.

Bill Belichick has a podcast. Like, apparently, every human being, in the world has a podcast. Yeah, no shit. Maybe that's why you're not successful anymore because everyone does it. What? I said no shit.

Okay. So Tom Brady is on Bill Belichick's podcast. This was, this was the start of the NFL season. Wow. Opie's just out of the conversation. Hey, that's why you're not successful.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Go on. He'd be great in a roast battle or like a one of those rap battles. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You're done. You're done. I get it. My career isn't going anywhere. No, no, I got five more jokes on that, though. I'll give you a second. It's not funny when you get to rag on this guy for everything it's worth,

and he can't even make a slight little low-hanging fruit joke to you and you lose your mind. It's amazing. In this next one, this is Opie's reaction to Ron telling him that Coomia and Jim Norton just appeared at Skankfest. Here's how he takes it. Oh, those guys, the show changed over the years, and the show became. more about Anthony and Jim Norton, and they had chemistry. And I was like, odd man out, and it happens. And I always said over the years that these guys, I never

understood why they never did a full-time show together. It's weird. They kind of do each other show here and there, but they never went, they never went for it and did a full-time show together, which I find insanely strange considering the chemistry they did have in the later years of Opie and Anthony. Oh, you're saying that Anthony should have been a big part of Skankfest, or they should have combined or did something bigger? I'll forget it, Ron. But anyway, what else you got it's like it's like were you listening i said exactly by the way too shay how about sometimes i say were you listening and you're like of course not yeah you know at least i you know you make believe you're listening and then you and then you ask the same question that i just answered that's

hold on yeah he gets very upset about that being brought up and it's funny that his comeback is always like yeah well those guys are so dumb they weren't even like even more successful than me right after the fact, they're only this much more successful than me. And it's nothing to do with Skangfest. He's talking about Skang Fest. You're like, yeah, well, back in the day, I always said that's, he was trying to not talk about that. And you're the one who keeps bringing

it back to your history. Right. Yeah, good, good point. Good to talk about Skank Fest. Lewis J. Gomez could have gone out of any different direction he wanted to there, but. But Ron is about to say something very interesting. I believe that on the same clip, I think, that Opie just brushes right by and won't

acknowledge because it's too good. Oh, is it the same clip? Am I still going on this one? Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Do you know, so the guy of SkangFass, Big J, do you know his wife or ex-wife? No, I don't know. Oh, you never met her. I don't know.

She's reached out to me. All right. Good for you, Rod. What else you got? We got, we got to go, actually. All right, hold on. Jesus. Rod's got a story about Big Jay, his wife reaching out to him.

He was like, whatever. I got to go, actually. Oh, that's funny. And I'll just point out that we're 36 and a half minutes into a 52 minute long stream so he doesn't have to go actually they're going to go on for much longer this is he does this about a half hour into every episode he starts to do the i got to go yeah he doesn't like what ron says and it makes ron kind of anxious and jump and just give him more you're right every time ron brings up a topic he doesn't like actually i got i got to i got

to go which is very king like he's like if you had something better i might stay longer entertain me boy wow well said big j oakerson's wife Ron the waiter a letter and you don't want to hear what it had to say. I'm interested. I'm fucking curious. I want to know what's up. What was he going to say?

That's better than that. It's Ron the waiter. Where do you think he was pivoting to? I think that Opie is so concerned that he's a punching bag because he's been invited on all these shows. Lewis has reached out to him asked him to come on,

Legion of Skanks and the various shows that Lewis does and Opie's always just like, nah, I don't want to do any of that stuff. God forbid, he'd self-promote. You know, when you're talking about how you need people to download your podcast or they can hear the ads so that you can keep your penthouse for a couple more months, you know, you might want to go promote this on shows with audiences. But Opie's too insecure. He knows it'll be clowned and he knows he sucks.

To be so insecure that your big timing, Ron the waiter on a live stream is really sad and embarrassing. And this is what happens when Ron tries to make just like a real low hanging, easy, simple joke. Here's how he responds. Imagine if Buzz Aldrin, like, whipped it out and had a legit leak on the moon, and that people would just travel for miles. You mean, that would rule. You mean whip it out like Louis C.K. on a, on a fucking. Oh, hey, slow down, slow down. On a fern?

Slow down. We don't know. I wasn't there. I've read the article. Sure. I, you know, I think Louis C.K. is a bit pervy. Yeah, of course. To say he's not, I, you know, that's my opinion on the Louis C.K.

He's been on the show? Oh, Jesus, Ron. But I love that you don't know the ONA history. I do love it. Yeah, he was on a million fucking times. So this thing with Louis CK and jerking off in front of girls, he's confessed to this. Oh, yeah. It's not up for debate.

Oh, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't know what's going on. No, Sarah Silverman told the exact story. And he said, yeah, yeah. He's joked about it. He made jokes about it. Like, this is out there. And this whole thing when Ron was talking about getting back on serious and getting saying satellite radio. He was like, then we can be uncensored,

Opie. This is what he's talking about. Where Ronald just make a harmless joke about Louis C.K. jerking off. And Ope's like, we got to shut this conversation down immediately. Yeah. I think the worst thing is he just doesn't want Ron to get a good joke out. I think that's

scarier than anything else. Yeah, because his, what Opie was saying was an astronaut taking a whiz on the moon. How far the, the peace tree was. would go. Yep. And so Ron takes the next level. He's like, what about jerking

off, you know? And it was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, that's way too funny for this show. Talking about P. Yeah, we're talking about P over here, buddy. And Ron, you know, he might not be your favorite comedian, but he is a comedian thinking about it. He does the thing. This is the thing. This is the thing. I'm disagreeing with Adam. Okay. We don't always just

yes and everything on this show. When you compare him to Opie, because he is actually thinking about a show. and he wanted to get his punchline out. He told a joke. He wanted to say it. He keeps saying, you know, we could say whatever we want if we were on serious. Opie's not even thinking about that.

He's nothing he's not saying. And this is my, I think, the most revealing thing that Opie has ever said, and it's casually hidden in this next clip in his opinion on Louie C. Is he kind of a dick? He could come across as a dick at time, sure. But to be fair, he's also hilarious. He's a thinker. His concepts would have stand up are top notch,

but he will call you out for being stupid right in front of your fucking face. So he, like, he would be tough to go toe to toe to intellectually. He's up to. I don't know. Intellectually? Is that what you're fortunate with your intellect? Yeah. I mean, you better be prepared, though.

Yeah. And he can put you down very quickly. He's, you know, he's one of these. back of the bus guys. You know, those back of the bus guys are tough, tough. I was like, yeah, I was a goody two shoes growing up, so I wasn't a back of the bus guy. I would smell the cigarette smoke wafting from the back of the bus. And I secretly wished I could be part of that group.

But I was brought up by a controlling mob, so I had to be careful and not get myself at too much trouble. But man, when I smell that smoke on the way home from school, I was like, God damn, those guys are living a life, huh? Okay. There's a lot to unpack. I'm going to let Adam do it. But I will point out very quickly that when Ron was going through all his family trauma and laying out some crazy heavy shit on that one episode.

And he goes, what about your mom? She was a problem, right? Oh, because she was fine. Now I said it comes out that, oh, we didn't get to live his best life because his mom was controlling and he wished. as he could have been smoking siggies with the cool kids at the back of the bus. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. And keep going. Keep going. Oh, okay. It's like a sermon. It's like a sermon. No, no, no. I want you to keep talking.

I want you to lay out, obviously, what he's thinking of. These kids in the back of the bus, could it be maybe that you're treating Anthony and Jim, like there's these kids from back then. Could it be you've always felt like this outsider guy and that there's nothing other people could do to make you feel welcome? Like, this has been going on a long fucking time. If you're thinking about the same shit on the school bus. That is odd, but I will say, Opie has told us he was a celebrity in college because he was on the radio station.

These guys, they're the every man, they're celebrities, they were born special, they're just like you and me. I can't fucking keep up. They can't figure it out. They can't figure out what their angle is. But yeah, I guess I don't have a good memory of my childhood, but I would never go to that place in my head. I'd be like, yeah, it's like the cool kids in high school. I wish I was like them. That's weird.

To be an adult at this point to live the life. that Opie's lived, and to have that memory come up? Yeah. Have a seat on the couch there, Opie. We got an hour. Let's unpack this. He's in it, whatever age he is now, explaining his behavior because he didn't get a lollipop when he was a teenager.

And it's just, it's not going to fly with everyone, especially people like Ron. They both give a interesting review of Joe Rogan's latest stand-up special. Okay. That, no. his he just recently had a one-man special on netflix it was more like a monologue than a fucking comedy show some of the concepts were good there were a few laughs in there but i think as far as being a quote comedy special ron i got to go um we didn't do anything today so maybe we'll do another one this week are you uh are you doing gaps tomorrow i don't know man i got a very

busy week uh right i'm we're trying to figure it out so i'll let you know all right all right Oh, I don't be. I think I... Do you hear that? I did. There's a few things going on there. But first off, he goes, we didn't do anything today. Mm-hmm.

Does that mean they didn't make good content or they didn't get any money? That's what it means. We didn't do anything today. I got to go. He means the money. That's why we might have to do it again tomorrow. If he cared about the show, he'd be making a plan of when he's going to see this guy next. Not just like, yeah, maybe we're at parts.

I don't know. I got to figure it. this out because I'm broke. He goes, we have to do this again tomorrow. Could you imagine Chris Adam if after the show, I'm just like, yeah, we didn't do anything today. Like, oh, fuck. Why am I over here?

What's going on? That's supposed to be for the live show. It's not here. Right. But the other thing that he's talking about there is, hey, are we going to go to Gebhardt's tomorrow? And Opie's so disrespectful of Ron and Ron's time that he can't even commit. I don't know, man.

I'm really busy. Busy with what? he's got nothing going on in his life i don't know i'm really busy tomorrow envelope shopping could have answered that so differently but the reason why is because he wants to control ron oh yeah ron you got to keep your schedule open in case i decide to allow you into my presence fucking dick yeah that's such a dick move and opi's been doing that his entire career it's well documented um i'm gonna keep this going i got in five words today so i did good yeah but ron that was your fault. I didn't even want to

talk about the Anthony and Jim thing, which is fine. I don't care. We'll talk about whatever, but I only brought it up because I this is all new to me. But you came in with info and it was all wrong, so I had to jump in and give the whole backstory of the bill. I have one question about that. That's

really interesting. What we're watching right now is Opie give Ron notes after the stream is over. It's weird. Here's what I didn't like that happened today. You brought up the Anthony and Jim thing I didn't want to get into that

why was that on the stream just now yeah I feel like he thought he ended it that's why he said that about the money like we didn't do anything he just started the episode with this is a labor of love I do to make myself happy and now he's like we didn't make any bread like

are you supporting yourself off this is that what he's saying he's not but that is very telling it makes me think that he thought they were off air the way he's just dismissing him and yeah we got to go this suck today and then he's got notes for him I can listen to this all day

I want to hear Opie tell Ron what he's doing wrong that should be the show I don't tell Ron what he's doing wrong anyway he says like you're you're bringing up Anthony and Jim and I didn't want to talk about that

he brought them up in a modern context it's just the name Opie that has no modern equivalent like you're the one who brought it back to your days he was talking about something they were doing now and had a new letter and bit of information you could have ran with, but instead you were the one hung up on your past and now shitting on this guy for doing it. And you see, I love how these always end, maybe they're off the air. I don't know. Either way, he cuts them off mid-sentence every fucking time.

For a Tony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks like a deflated tire. Very good, Jerry Shepardini. Excuse me. All right, I got to go, Ron. All right, Opie. I'll see you. Oh, it's so sad. It's really sad. Oh, no. I got to watch that Rick Beano, Les Claypool, and everything. I keep showing up in my recommendations. I haven't gotten to it yet.

All right. So now we're going to the 17th of September the next day. This episode has 12.6,000 views, three comments, and 48 likes. He's killing it, this impster. Everyone's watching the show. And the chat has some hard-hitting questions that they're coming in with that need to be addressed. I'm that shit. By the way, I got to address J.J. who just gave us $5. We'll acknowledge Super Chats today.

Why not? Opie, live up to your promise offer to buy Ron a mattress or get the one for him at Gephardz. Show him, Ron. Show him. There's a box behind Ron the waiter right now. That's his brand new mattress. Someone saved me a whole bunch of money by getting Ron the waiter a mattress. I can't take responsibility for that. some loyal follower of Ron the waiter This is exciting news The mattress is now in Ron's apartment I just don't understand how

Opie can claim that this saved him money This has been like three or four months that have gone by He wasn't going to buy him a mattress And he's claiming this saved him money Opie was never going to buy a mattress for this guy Yeah and he blew a bunch of money on views He spent all his money on views right now He can't afford a mattress

Is it mattress money? You're kidding me? He can't even process it as something nice for Ron. It had to be something good that happened to him. Now he doesn't have to do this thing. Yeah, good point. Like, oh, yeah, that's good for me. I don't have to give you any fucking money.

Charity case. Okay. Thanks, buddy. Thanks, friend. Yeah. But then watch what happens next and watch Opie's reaction to Ron actually having something in his life that he's excited about and is joyful about. And I have a girlfriend.

Wait, you have a girlfriend? Remember I, there's another woman who sent me a cover for the mattress. Remember I showed you that picture? No, I didn't see that. So wait, so you got a bed cover for your new mattress? Dude, show the picture of the woman who sent me the match. Remember? You never said to me, bro.

And you went, what? No, all you said was I got a new girlfriend. And then I got scared because I wanted to tell you your sister doesn't count. But look at the picture of her. Like, good one. Good stuff. sent her profile so there's another woman she goes oh ron i'm a huge fan of yours right huge and she sent me like a dubay or i don't know what that she sent me a cover to put on it do you see it oh diana

yeah show the picture well it's hard to see what she looks like and i don't know if it's a but her avatar is all right her avatar is can you show it well the avatar no i'm not going to show it i but you did you did send me this holy shit so much going out of this clip Ron it's such a pathetic loser he's like I have a girlfriend

and what he means by that is someone posing as a girl on the internet sent him a thing that cost $38 in the mail because he needs it and it wasn't even a picture of a real woman it was just an avatar and he was so excited he said it to opi and opi

so doesn't give a fuck about Ron that he goes I didn't send me that he goes no no no you actually responded to it it was like I finally looked through my fucking text thread with Ron yeah I guess it's here whatever it doesn't matter what the photo was he wasn't going to show it he

was so angry every time Ron is happy and I think Ron is starting to pick up on this because he got a mattress and he's starting to realize that when he feels like I hope he's being mean to him. There's an audience of people that agree.

Yes. So I'm thinking he's starting to play to us just a little bit. Yes, this is a great clip where Ron, I think, is turning into Team WATP over here. I can't eat peaches because that'll blow up my eyes. I can't eat apples because it'll give me the green splatters. What is that? Oh, the shit. Yeah, but I love my fruit.

I'll still eat my strawberries, my blueberries, my grapes. my bananas. Is that why your lips were blue for a few weeks? Maybe you had blue lips and everyone was teasing you? I don't have blue lips. Why are you playing into their fucking nonsense? It had something to do, I think, with one of the cameras I was using. Yeah.

Another win for the toe. Well done. Ron the waiter. Oh, is that why you blue lips? He got it into twice, too. Opie trampled it the first time. And I was like, no, I'm not letting this one go. I got a good one for him.

Well done, Ron. That's hilarious. So, yeah, I'm liking your theory. Ron, Opie is treating him like shit. Ron is realizing that I don't need to take this from Opie. And he's starting to push back a little bit, starting to fight back, which I think will make this a much more interesting show. Yeah.

If that's the case going forward. But there's one more clip on here. Do you want to set it up? Yeah, this is Opie giving us, he keeps interrupting all of these possible. interesting stories that Ron's bringing him to talk about himself in a very vapid just like old man way and this is an example

of what he can do when he's just left unfettered Opie to just entertain. I think we could go because I got to get the kids ready for school. All right Opie so once again you're fucking I didn't even get to talk to you about oh man so I'm trying to get us out of New York City I'm trying

but it's not easy because the house is around here you're too close to the city you don't get a backyard but I'm trying and I want went and looked at houses again yesterday. I went into a legit hoarder's house yesterday. My realtor had to apologize to me. I laughed there. I'm like, you had no idea that the pictures online and the pictures you gave me. There was no way yet you could know that this house was this bad. Well, they had a microwave in the, in the bathroom. They had like no less than 10 to 20, 10 to 12 coolers. They had boat hitches and a boat around the house. They had a whole

scrapyard of metal on the side of the house. They had two or three golf carts. They had junk everywhere. He had a fucking hot tub in the middle of his fucking house. He had a, he had a, a swimming pool that was no more than five feet by 10 feet off the kitchen that he had wrapped in plastic. And then right next to this weird fucking swimming pool, he had a shower, almost like if you're sitting in the fucking pool, the shower was a stage so he could watch some shows, meaning a girl or something showering. And we got back in the car and my realtor looks at me and goes, serial killer, right?

I'm like, fuck yeah. What a story. Yep. Really paints a picture with those words, doesn't he? Yeah, and he's obsessed with lists now. Everything he lists, he has to just keep listing and listing and listing. But that little bump at the end there, you know, I'm always wondering when he tells a story, it's like,

is that really what happened? I just believed that last exchange where the realtor looked at him and went serial killer and he went, fuck yeah that was like I was like a human that day a communication with another person about something no Opie they can't tell if you're rich or poor

so they don't know what fucking house to show you because you are not painting yourself as being accurate and I think it's worth noting that the man who sent Ron the mattress reached out to me and just told me he was

surprised to hear him mentioned on the show and he was very excited about that and it meant a lot to him good and i told him ron might think it's me and i would really like ron to know that it came from you and he said i could do that but he wants to remain anonymous so i just want to share this letter that he wrote here great he said i told him you're a good man do you mind if i tell ron i would let him to know it was a chatter or a fan of wat p and he says you inspired me after tried and Ron showed Opie his mattress a second time. Once Ron started begging Opie to help him, you picked up on the very awful way that Opie just went silent on him. Opie has no emotional intelligence. I still can't get over the fact that we gave Opie four months. I'm so glad we got

him a mattress before he did. I think I'd rather remain anonymous, but happily tell him it was a WATP fan that sent it. Hope you are well and enjoying a lovely Sunday. Take care. That's awesome. It's so good, an cesspool of ridiculousness. Yeah, I know. For all the people who think that this is a horrible place where trolls go, it's like, no, no, no, it's actually a place where people come together and Ron needed a mattress really badly and Opie was never going to do it. No. He even talked about in this clip where it's like his wife was nagging him. That was the reason why Opie even considered it because his wife got wind of this mattress and went, you got to buy your buddy a mattress.

I hope we never would consider doing that. So thank you to Anonymous out there for buying that mattress. That's awesome. It really is awesome. I want to bring in our review girl, Megan. What's that, Megan? Hey, happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day to you.

Annie is here as well. Oh, hello. Welcome, Annie. So we're going to play Isid Gay, but we actually have a new way to play this. I can do better than this, but, you know, we have the bumper. that someone made for us and then Megan got some artwork made so this is going to get people

pumped up for this segment it's time to play is it gay this sounds this sounds incredibly fucking gay that's great it's like official now fantastic

it's like really happening all right we all know how to play the game this is round one producer chris will be keeping score if he does cheat it'll be in my favor because I've asked him to do that

so don't pay too close of attention to what the scores are just trust Chris whatever he says here's round one we unlikely Israel's never been dishonest with us or had hit intelligence before

Israel's never known something was going to happen to America. Did this motherfucker really say that two days before 9-11? What's today? Today's September the 11th, right? Never forget that Ben's country knew and didn't tell us. Urban moving company, right? Oh, the fact that Israel could fly across to Doha Cutter and then bomb it without

America knowing is crazy. I mean, that would be like saying a bunch of stinky Saudis in Egypt. descriptions, could hijack a bunch of planes and crash them into the World Trade Center. I really only pulled that because of his Ben Shapiro impression. Yeah, he's killing it. So is it gay that Israel didn't tell us that the Saudis were going to fly airplanes into the World Trade Center, Annie? She was getting crazy. It sounds gay.

Adam? I mean. it's pretty gay Chris I went not gay I don't even know how to play this anymore I can't be gay There's no way this is gay

I'm saying it's not gay We're split on this one Israel would know about it And America wouldn't Yeah I'd be fucking filthy right You'd be a really shitty friend if you did that Only unlikely Yes

Yes I'm on the board early Carl leads with nine Thank you That's a new answer I know. I thought I'd have to switch it up a bit. Not everything's, but it both are weird.

Gay or weird. Also, I want to point out, I think, this is the first time the first one wasn't gay. Yep, it was. Okay, you've hasn't been paying attention to that, too. The only thing I've been going by. I guess that. Yeah, it's all I have. Yeah, right.

All right, round two. Chris and I have one point each. Okay, you ready to agree with the view on some shit? You're not, are you? No. I'm not, but I'm willing to try. All right. If we both think that Karen's a cunt, then I used to love Whoopi Goldberg.

I'm excited to like her again. Are you really? Yeah, I used to love Whoopi Goldberg. Thought she was hilarious. And she went on the view and I went, oh, fuck, my hero's dead. Wow, I didn't know that you were such a big Whoopi Goldberg fan. Yeah, dude, I grew up on the Sister Egg movies. That explains the other things.

It really does. Is it gay to be a Whoopi Goldberg fan, Adam? Do you really think he was like a big Whoopi Goldberg fan? I know I was. He said it. I was a big fan of hers as a kid. Okay. Okay.

I'm just having trouble processing all of this. It's definitely gay. It's gay. Carl. Gay. Chris. Gay. Annie.

It feels pretty gay. I'm going gay. Let's find out of six. sister act is gay or not that's like that's legit like for a shoot one of the gayest things I've heard on this show absolutely why do you think

that was easy that wasn't easy one but I don't think you're trying to trick them out getting that letter from Johnny Crutches and just being like oh god we lost another one all right round three is it gay you know it's marriages

are a fickle thing I wonder if they were fighting a lot, you know, because of the murder. It's too bad. That would be a fucking, like, your patriotic value. That would be a funny, retarded question to ask the wife. Like, she comes to her family. She's like, I filed for divorce from Vance. And, oh, my God, what happened?

He murdered people. Yeah, but did you die? You stay with your, whatever happened to stand by your man. Well, Jesus. Didn't Chauvin's wife stay married to him? Or no, she divorced him because they needed to like be, like they need to be able to split up dough or something like that. I think, I think Chauvin's wife did divorce him. God, all these broads, you know, you kill a few people.

Is it gay to get a divorce because your spouse committed murder, Chris? It's gay. Annie? Not gay. Carl? I think it's not gay. Adam. I'm going not gay.

All right. Prey-St. Chris can take the lead here, I think. And they just drop you flat. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Wow, we are mixing it up on the show today. All right. We're going into round four.

What are the scores right now? Carl, you're leading with three. Enough said. Let's keep it going, baby. Hockey with a dollar says, you, Johnny likes that and then he whoopee. How does he like the color of his dicks?

Purple. That's a color purple reference. Thank you. Wow. You like dicks? I'm not really a dick guy. We're circling back to whoopee. Okay.

This time is being a Whoopi Goldberg fan gay, Adam. Or is it still gay? It is still gay. Carl. It's just gay. Yeah, I think it's still gay.

Chris. I'm going gay Annie Somehow this time it's not gay I feel what you're saying on this one Annie Let's find out It is strange that you just kind of volunteered that Whoopi Goldberg information

It was it's brave Right Nobody's perfect Damn it there were more seconds to go I thought maybe you'd work a gay in there somewhere Good job Annie I guess even Aaron realized that can't just rely on that one crutch multiple times in the same break see he's watching oh he's

watching he definitely is he's concerned about off and he says gay now making your life more difficult unfortunately round five is it uh annie and i are tied for the lead correct all right annie going down you want to do the uh rogan uh tim dillon peter teal stuff yeah so rogan Called out Peter Tew? Honestly, I think he had, I think he had Tim Dillon on. And I don't know how far in advance he books his shows. So this is me, I just want to point out, unlike Internet people, I'm going to be very honest with you and say, I'm pulling this 100% out of my ass. Because I watch a lot of these analysis videos when I'm going to talk about this stuff.

And I go, I skip a lot of them because I'm like, okay, you're just giving me conjecture, but you're presenting it as fact. Oh, shit. That's what Aaron does. is presenting conjecture as fact gay if you need a definition for conjecture then i can give you that too i think we got it who we're going first uh i'll start with you carl all right i think it's gay which would be funny because of the irony involved i think it's gay because he's talking about internet people doing it right I feel like we need to go out on a gay note here, so yes.

Adam. I will second Chris's homosexuality. Let's go. And that's fucking obnoxious and gay. Whereas anytime I'm giving you conjecture, I will give you the source. And the source is my own asshole. That is pretty gay. Wow.

That's hilarious that Aaron does the exact thing that he calls gay. Well done, Aaron. Never stopped stepping on rakes. All right, so we're tied, right? Annie and I? Correct. You each have four? Yep.

Let's go to the bonus round. Let's see if we can break the tie. Why is it a bonus round? I don't know. Because she puts five and then she puts bonus. Oh, okay. Just curious. We've never really talked about it.

There's just six rounds in this game. Okay. There's no reason why. I write bonus sometimes. It's fun. It's fun. What are you going to do? We have fun.

A Zen man with a dollar says 72 dolphins are the best. perfect season and Super Bowl win until Valhalla brothers. Yeah, so Cash Patel, they were doing a press conference for the arrest of the Charlie Kirk shooter. And first of all, they made Cash Patel. He got a text.

He had to go back up and thank Pam Bondi because he didn't because they hate each other. And he went up, he's like, and the Attorney General, fantastic. And then he goes, and Charlie, we have your watch. Rest easy, brother. We'll see you in Valhalla.

Are Cash Patel's comments about seeing Charlie Kirk and Balhalla gay? Annie. Yeah, sounds pretty gay. I got to go to the opposite for a win for the toe. I'm saying no, not gay. What do you think, Adam? It's a losing thing here. I got to go with not gay.

Chris. Okay. All right. split again. Here we go. Oh, dear Lord. Oh, it was so gay. Like, oh, Annie takes it. Yeah. Of course, Annie takes it with the bonus round.

Congratulations, Annie. The best of this game. Hall of Famer. Yeah. You know, it's like one of those things when you're playing in the league with Tom Brady at the time it sucks or Michael Jordan because you're like he just wins all the time. But then you look back at it and you go, yeah we got to play in that era with that greatness and that's what we're doing with Annie right now I'm is it gay

well somebody will look back at this like what a dominant performance that was over so many games oh you never beat Shaq maybe we're selling it good point Annie you were so great on the Uncle Rico show last night that was intense that was an intense performance you did but good job

I think that was Ava Riza's who that was I almost pulled a clip of that because I was watching where Ava Riza decided to come out and just call Anthony Coomia out because we were playing Abba on Stuttering John kissing his ass and apologizing to him. So Shulie has him on, has her on. And I don't know the whole story, but this is the part that I picked up out. I wanted to play on the show where Ava calls Anthony out for having lame takes on politics on his radio show.

And she's going on and on about how it's the same shit that everyone else says, Heritage Foundation, whatever. and Anthony goes, yeah, yeah, okay, cool. So I do have a lot of takes on my political show. Can you just name one that you think is kind of lame and Heritage Foundation and Bland? Just one. She's like, oh, this is the thing that you do in a debate. You try to get the person by saying, give me an example. It was like, yeah, you just told me that you, you watch my takes and they all suck.

So I just give me one. It just never went anywhere from there. I thought Ava did not do a great job. All right, guys, are you ready to poke a dabler? Yes. I thought so. let's see if some of us can get a victory and put a near place it's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler

what do you say ladies and gentlemen are you ready to poke a dabbler what was that i don't need a producer i don't need a moderator and i don't need a guess and I can succeed and exist on my own. And I take pride in that. I really do. I do. I'm one of a few shows that does not rely on... Doesn't have any friends.

Yes. I like interesting guests. Like, I will agree. with I'm going to stutter on the big with Vincent imbecile on the fact that my interview with Elisa Jodana

I'm surprised didn't get the amount of traction that it should have because it was a brilliant interview and I'll agree with Vince on this because I'm great interviewer

what did John say next here are your choices number one I always know the answer before I know the question B Howard saw that in me immediately

next it's because I'm a stutterer four I'm not going to lie to you I've always been that way and lastly let me just ask you a question I just watched

Colombo last night to poke a dabbler I always go first four is tempting four seems possible but I'm going B Howard saw that

in me immediately what say you had a bush I'm going with B as well review girl Megan I'm going to go with four review girl Annie I'm going to choose lastly yeah that's very possible

producer Chris what do you got I went B all right we got three of us are on B. We've got to take down Lardive. Come on. I'll tell Lardiff.

And yes, that's my Columbo. Fuck you. Because it was a brilliant interview. And I'll agree with Vince on this. Because I'm great interviewer. Now, I'm not going to lie to you. I've always been that way. Megan.

Megan had that one? Yep. Congratulations. I just figured it, he, his answers are always just so kind of like, eh. But it's also, I'm not going to kind of eh. I'm not going to lie to you. I was a big tell on that, yeah. Yeah. Since I was a kid, always asked the questions, and I always wanted the answer.

Way before I saw that out, I was the interviewer with my friends. What did your school teacher say about you? I found out everything about, everything about them. I always do. I always do. It's in my nature. that's all for this time come back next time to find it if you

are man enough to poke a dabbler it's in my nature sit eugene sit good dog that's a good ice out that's good that's good

do do do do do do do do do do Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric, the great Cardiff, putting together that game for us. And actually, that fits well into this. The teaser. The teaser. Next week's teaser. What? The teaser.

That's right. This is the part where we tease the next podcast that we'll be doing on who are these podcasts. That'll be this Saturday. We were recorded at 2 p.m. Eastern time. It'll be up on the feed for everyone to listen to it on Sunday. if you're on our YouTube channel as a member or our Patreon, you can watch it live on YouTube.

I send out the link. Cardiff Electric is co-hosting the show with us. I don't know if that's ever happened before. I don't think so. I don't know if we've ever had Cardiff as just a co-host. He's been on the show many, many times. But I'll be very excited to have Cardiff on the show, and we might have some other special guests as well.

So looking forward to that, getting back into Saturdays again. Yeah, old school. Last two weekends have been weird. A lot of travel. Haven't been doing the Saturday show. so we're back into the groove now. Saturday is just, you know, it's an afterthought. It's there if we want.

It's cool. Wednesday's where it's. Everyone agrees it's the better episode of the week. Wednesdays. It's a gaze on Wednesdays. Hey, oh, 1012. Still think Ava was doing a bit with John? I don't know what to think about Ava anymore.

I don't know if she was doing a bit last night or doing the bit with John. I don't know. Adam, you saw that go down. What do you think? I was certain after her appearance with John that this was laying the groundwork for something to come. and she did it so well. I was surprised at what happened on Uncle Rico. She kept calling him hacky.

And I was like, there's so many things you can accuse that man of. But a hack isn't really, like, hokey, you could say. It's definitely a lot of that, like, you know, back in my day, movies used to be 19 dickety to an older audience. Like, sure, hokey, not hacky. Like, it just, and an inability to pivot didn't, serve her well. I always appreciate speaking any kind of

truth to power, and I loved seeing them go at it, and I would love for them to do that on his show with the amount of time to do and say whatever they want. That would be amazing. They didn't bite her on his show. That's true, yeah. So if that happens, I would love to see that because it was definitely exciting. I mean, that's the kind of thing

I like, so it's tough. I know a lot of the audience that's like, get this shit off of there. And I'm like, no, I want to see how this ends. I thought it was compelling, yeah. And I thought that Shui did a good job of moderating and letting them both speak and wasn't and Anthony is very cool in comedy. He wasn't yelling at her or anything and they were both. Her too. She stayed for the most part in the beginning. It was very

impressive to see them going like that. I would love to see more of that. Agreed. And people would love to see more of you, Adam. Where can they do that? Just right here. I want to bring the room down by shedding some attention to this thing called the Young Nack Mutual Club, their insurance

company for seniors in California that stole all their money. and declared bankruptcy, and it's a huge thing going on. And it's just, they're horrible people. So if anybody hears about the Young NAC church in L.A., do what you can to raise awareness about this thing. That's all I got. I'm not even sure what that means, but I'll...

Do I know how to party or what? I'll do what I kind of raise... I think I just did that, actually. Yeah, you just did it by saying it here. Somebody's going to have parents that know this church because they're huge. It's like a whole thing. And it's like Shen Yun. They're coming in, and they're stealing all the money, and they're running away.

And there's... It's going viral this story, so I'm just trying to know some people involved. I want to be stealing the money. Annie, what do you got going on? Well, I finally got back into streaming. So if you want to check my YouTube channel, go to insanity.com. I-N-N-N-N-E-I-T-Y.com. Very good.

Guys, want to hear some voicemails? We were a little backed up because we didn't play voicemails at the live shows. We never do. So this is a whole week's worth, but just the good stuff. The new rock and roll. Oh, yes, thank you. This is the rock and roll of voicemails. I've even had that in my notes.

I'm not built for four-hour shows. Hey, that thing with, like, CNBC reporting, like, briefly that, yeah, hours out, it's XM or whatever. My opinion, I'd like to know what you think. I don't think they actually, like, fell for it. I think it was Marcie Tucker, whoever buying the scenes, talking to, you know, oh, run with this, And it'll, because I think deep down, they knew no one was going to give a fuck. So they literally, I think it was like fake buzz as little as buzz as it was. Whatever.

See if you think. I mean, he's fat. I doubt that was Marcy Turk. I don't know. That's, uh, that's the thing with theories, though. You can just create one. Like, Quadify the likes to do that, you know, with Shulie knew. You can just make stuff up and run with it.

So that's fun. I also, when people blame Marcy, it's a cop out. you're blaming Marcy, you're blaming Howard. Like, that's what he wants. He picked her. He's listening to her. He trusts her. Right.

Preacher Chris has got a run. Preacher Chris, great job today, buddy. Love you guys. I'll give you notes later. Yeah. Can't wait. Speaking of notes, Megan just reminded me that I skipped reviews completely. Do we have Spotify reviews on recent episodes that you want to read for us, Megan?

I do. Oh, please. I'll read a couple from last week's episode, 656. of the Content Hotel. Ah, yes, please. That was the one that Aaron said, was a disaster. So I want to hear what people had to say about it. This one comment, I feel like kind of summarizes how a lot of people feel and kind of how I feel.

So I'm going to read it. Okay. It's from P. Claussen 311. Carl, I've followed WATP for seven years now, loved 99% of it. The content hotel slop was God-awful. to listen to. It have it have been more respectable if you said nothing and moved on and just done a show. I don't care that you had a good time. I don't care about your personal relationships with any of these people. Do WATP and review podcasts. That's why we're here. Got it. Okay. So I was

confused. I was thinking it was our show from the content hotel. Was that our show that we talked about the content hotel and recap that. All right. Good comment. Thank you for. that yes good comment uh i have one from slow dancer just here to gloat about getting a perfect score on is it gay and to catch a dabbler nice congratulations and then this one's for me uh from lance this was hard to listen to until review girl megan joined the show then it got gay five stars nice lance Well done, my friend. Well played. If you need Megan's email address, just let me know.

No problem at all. Anya, do we have any new reviews that you want to read? Yes, I have two that are like edited reviews. So if you've already left a review, you can go in and edit your review and basically make a new review. And it'll show up at the top and in the spreadsheet. So this one is originally titled Just Good, Now Me, and then the edit is, it's good again. And then again, it's edited to Back to Luserville. And then the third edit is just Adam Bush.

So it says, The show is humming along beautifully. And then this mo comes in and takes over, going on another podcast to be interviewed and then played on that audio on WATP to show how bad podcasters are interviewing. Narcissist as much. Carl is just okay, but producer Chris,

he effin rules. Spells his name wrong, but that's cool. Producer Chris spells his name wrong. I guess it should be K-R-I-S. Thank you. I love our fickle fans out there. Always good to hear from them.

Oh, okay. This is why it's spelled wrong because his username is Mr. Chris Steele, and it's K-R-I-S. That's what I thought. I've seen Mr. Christiol around all over the place. Cool. Thank you, Chris. And the second one is from Yolanda, and they have the most edited reviews at 12. And this one says, obnoxious YouTube commercials.

The show isn't good enough to endure commercials every 10 minutes. Bye. Bye. YouTube premium. It's worth it. Yeah, it's not our fault. It's a good investment. You're going to find this with any show you watch.

That was the one star. Yeah. No, I know. People get annoyed with commercials. I used to be in marketing. I don't know if you know that. So I'm familiar with people's annoyance with commercials. It certainly happens.

All right. Weirdest voicemail I've ever received right here. So, Ross. Sorry. um dude good episode way to come back strong after um the hotel of horrors i mean that was really proud of y'all way to go cool thanks hope we don't get any more car accident so leaving us a voicemail oh a oh 1012 comes in aunt telling her to get a prostate exam ha ha ha ha ha yeah aunt had some quips put it that way well i do

appreciate all the Howard bashing you got to stop thinking of cool just because you stopped listening to him a couple years ago most of us we dipped out after already left so what are we talking about almost 15 years ago so cut the shit all right

fair enough I continue to listen to Howard until March of 2020 that's on me it was a habit at that point probably shouldn't have hey the sword and scales Mike Boudet called into the show oh now as you guys know Mike was down at the content hotel just for the first night.

But he called it. Yeah, this is our Mike Boudet. I just wanted to give everyone an update about my health. I just had a little flare-up of my age, but it's okay. I took my AIDS to encode 24 hours, and I'm feeling better now. Now, about the homosexuality,

I ain't going to be able to know about that, but the AIDS is doing better. That might not have been the real Mike Boudet. Hmm. It might not. I was fooled when I listened to that. last night, my bad. There's a guy who's a little bit behind

who wants to talk about Renaissance Fair versus Festival. Hey, Carl. Sorry, I'm a few episodes behind, but back in episode 651 here some sort of discussion, Renaissance Fair versus Renaissance Festival. When I was living in

California, they had the commercial for it. And the spokesman would say, come to the Renaissance pleasure far. So, yeah, it's Renaissance Fair. debate closed. It's probably a commercial online, but I'm not going to find it for you.

Okay. And the debate continues, I would say. I don't think that closes anything. Unfortunately. This is the guy who was at our show. Hey, Carl. I was at the live show on Friday. And for one, I want to say,

you were so much taller than I thought you were going to be kind of intimidating. And I want to apologize to producer Chris, we're not saying hi to him, but he looked like he was over everything and didn't want to bother him. Anyway, I don't want to bother you anymore, so goodbye. All right, thanks for coming out to the show.

I'm 5-11. I'm about that, though. But I did get an email from a guy who said he saw me at Danny's, so Danny's at the bar we go to after the shows at the Magic Bag is just down the way. And it's got a whole outdoor area, so we're all hanging out. And some guy wrote me an email and said, hey, Carol, I wanted to talk to you at Danes, but you look to worn out, which is not a nice thing to say to somebody,

but I get it. I was kind of annoyed at Danny's. But let me explain something to everyone who comes to these live shows, and I appreciate all of you. If you say, Carl, can I buy you a drink? And I say yes. I'm going to need you to go buy me a drink.

I had to physically move him towards the bar, and then he just wanted to talk the whole time. I'm like, all right, I'll just buy myself a drink because I'm here for a fucking drink. And if it wasn't you, You. That wasn't you who did that. Anyway, I was a little annoyed at Danny since Patrick Moulton was there, and I was, don't get to hang out with him very much. So I was just trying to ignore everybody and hang out with Patrick, but that was not happening, unfortunately.

Why would I read Julia Fox's book when I can just get it on Carl's Patreon for free? Call me back. Oh, shit. Is that true? You get me in trouble, sir. Don't talk about that. You got a lot of audiobooks on Carl's Patreon. Jesus. Is that true? I put movies up there, too.

Look, I don't work there. That's just what I hear. First run movies are available as well. Carl, new game show idea. Megan can run with us after this first round. It's called Kiki Toe or the Mud Shark. I'm going to figure out which one said it. First quote, Carl has a big erection for Coomia.

Anthony is actually a broadcaster, and Lil Carl looks up to him. who said it kiki toe or mud shark okay now he called back with the answer i'm not listening to i just downloaded they put it on my board but uh i'll let adam go first who said it what were the choices again kiki toe or mud shark kiki kiki annie uh mud shark uh mud shark megan i'm going mud shark as well let's go kiki toe or mud shark answer is that was Kiki hello darling

yo deluxe well done deluxe that's a good game that's a good game idea oh man uh congrats Adam

you got it feels good it feels real good to be back I'm sure it does Chris he's a fucking hat Carl so much better um newest episode 36 minutes in

I've last more just listening to this than I did the entire content house, whatever stuff you did with Chrissy for two or three days. Yeah, just want to commend you on the Detroit Live show. Sorry, I couldn't make it there. Sounds like I missed out.

Have a great day. It was a very fun show. Dave Landau was fantastic. I felt like he raised everybody's game being on that show from the first segment. Hi, this is Pete Zarr with a message for Adam Bush. Adam, I wanted to leave this message and thank you for calling me after saying you would on last week's show. I really enjoyed our conversation, and I'm grateful that you took the time to reach out to a fan, such as myself. I know on the show you said you gave me five minutes,

but we ended up talking for almost an hour and a half. Man, I couldn't believe it. I had such a great time. I want to let you know that I tried that yoke recipe that you recommended, and you're right. The brown butter really added an unexpected guts to the flavor. Even my kids liked it, and my youngest hates Brussels sprouts. Also, thanks for sharing that story with me about that sis that your uncle had. I was so nervous about my surgery, and that made me feel so much better. You really are a great guy, and the Dabbleverse is lucky to have you. Anyway, thanks again.

Oh, I got your text about Sartier Troopers. I didn't watch it, but I definitely will. Thank you. Vinnie Winnie, bye. Are you talking to fans for an hour and a half at a time? Adam, I just talked about how I was annoyed with the guy who tried to buy me a drink. You're making me look bad over here. I mean, we'd be friends outside of the dabblerburst. We just have a lot in common, similar backgrounds.

We were sharing some recipes and some cancer stories. I thought that was a real call at first. I thought that really happened. I'm like, oh, no, what's going on with Adam? But it's very good of you. All right, Lady Kay. One thing I can respect about you is that you always tell people that they should admit when they're wrong. Yes.

You might be wrong with this whole merce thing, dude. you kind of just freaked out from what I can tell and I've spent the last week because nobody else wants to give me any other content acknowledging everything that happened

dragging on and you might just be being a little punk about it so can you just say sorry have them on Merr's pretty cool I don't know thank you fuck your bye

is Merch asking for an apology or grown men asking for apologies why are why am I getting through multiple people I need to apologize I asked Mersh to come on my show. I'll go on his show. I'm happy to talk to him. I know Mers.

It's fine. Hey, gang. It's Joe from Pennsylvania watching the bonus show, of course. Sorry about the technical difficulties. You're playing the clip of John making fun of Kaley. First of all, fuck John for that. But he mentions you can't make fun of him unless you met him. So, Carl, unfortunately, you're out.

Baraco can do it. Melton can do it. can do it and you know what we can all just do it don't call me back yeah john did say that i've never met this woman is she's making fun of me yeah that works um i feel like i've met john we've done i've talked to him directly well on shows three times but on the phone way more times than that unfortunately so does that count or no listen nobody said anything when john was doing this to celebrities he didn't have to meet chevy chase first he didn't think it mattered then he could just do it even over the phone.

Do you have to meet someone in person to have met them, though? I guess that's my question. No, it's not how life works. Okay, good. That's what I thought. I got confused for a second there. I should revisit the shows I did with them. People have forgotten that John and I have spoken directly.

They're great episodes. Thank you. They really are. Nobody can. Oh, thanks, Lisa. Jesus. I'm just giving me a compliment. You got to be like that.

She's right, though. She has a point. It's fucked up. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Okay, bye. You know what I want to say to you, Adam? Oh. That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that.

Thank you for that. Thank you, Megan. Thank you, Annie. Chris isn't here to play the final drop, so I'm just going to let it end there. Okay, bye. Thank you.