Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep659 - Rock Bottom with Ned Fulmer

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

Ned Fulmer was a “wife guy” on the Try Guys when fans took photos of him having an affair with his producer. Everyone on the Try Guys took this very seriously and they kicked him out of the company, apologized profusely, and even removed Ned from past videos. Three years later, Ned starts a podcast and his first guest is his ex-wife. This episode is excruciating! Ariel, the ex, cannot talk! Ned is lucky he got caught! Cardiff Electric and Lucy Tightbox join the show to see what the Try Guys are doing now (spoiler: it sucks). Then we listen to Teaser Talk with some dumb chick who tries to interview Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein, the bitter guitarist from the Misfits. He HATES being on the podcast. Producer Chris and I are on the menu! Opie is joined by Chris Ferretti, the world’s worst Donald Trump impersonator. Meghan Markle’s Netflix show is even worse than you could imagine; she does her best Martha Stewart impression which turns out to be the worst Martha Stewart impression. Stuttering John pinpoints a small detail in the paperwork that was recently filed and does his best to litigate the lolsuit on his show. We play a round of To Poke A Dabbler that’s hosted by Tookie, check in on the internet news, and listen to your voicemails.  Cardiff’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@CardiffElect Lucy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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for both Larry Labowski and Drew Lane. We've all listened separately, not discuss it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This guy, Ned Falmer, was part of this group called The Try Guys. The Tri Guys is like a YouTube channel. They might have a TV show at this point. I don't know.

7.91 million subscribers on their YouTube channel. Seems like a lot. Yeah, they had a huge following. Huge following. And still must use an Opie. Right. Opie's killing it. Ned Falmer was one of the four guys who was part of the Tri guys.

And he had a big controversy happen in 2022, and it was very severe, and they handled it very seriously when it happened. Ned Fulmer is no longer working with the try guys. By now, we're assuming you've seen the Reddit threads and TikToks and tweets and news articles. We want to give you a timeline of what's transpired and some transparency into our decision making. Speaking of trans, what's that thing on the left? These guys are dorks. His posture is great. Yeah.

Look at how seriously they're taking this right now. It almost seems like a bit, but I don't think it is. Throughout this video, there will be things that we want to say or go into further. But as I'm sure you're aware, there are some legal issues we have to consider as we go through everything. On Liberty Weekend, multiple fans alerted us that they had seen Ned and an employee engaging in public romantic behavior. Oh, my God. We reached out to check. on that employee. Ned confirmed the reports and since confirmed that this had been going on

for some time, which was obviously very shocking to us, and we just want you to know that we had no idea this was going on. All of that information was just as shocking to us as all of this has been for you this week. And thus began a three-week process of engaging with employment lawyers, corporate lawyers, HR, PR, and more in order to make sure we were taking all necessary steps. Jesus Christ, because he was dating a woman who worked there. he banged his co-worker. Jesus. This is insane, right?

Are people really taking this, this seriously? Those three are. They really are. I think at the time, this was, this was the height of the Me Too movement, right? No, this is 2020. That's what's so crazy about this. Isn't that? But isn't that when Me Too was it?

I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, Me Too was like 2018. Yeah, that's what I think. Yeah. I started harassing Lucy again in like 2021. I'm pretty sure that's when it was cool again, right? Everything's been great since.

I don't know. I'm all lost with my timeline. You might be right, Cardiff. They were taking this very seriously. This is, like, a huge deal for them. Like, oh, fuck, we're going to lose all our fans because a guy got his dick wet. I also really like that they're all alternating turns on who's reading from the teleprompter. I'm really enjoying that.

Looks very natural. From the jump, we were acutely aware of just how contrary this was the values of the company we've built and those of everyone who works here. Yeah, we have a rule here. No one gets laid, which is why I dressed up today. This is something we took very seriously. Was he trying to squeeze out some tears there? Oh, I can watch that again. This is the values of the company we've built and those of everyone who works here.

This line is something we took very seriously. We refused to sweep things. under the rug. That is not who we are. Look at the other two guys. Are, like, crying. Yeah. What was going on? Like, this is so awful. Also, that was my line. They all thought they were going to be the ones to fuck Ned. Maybe that's what it is.

Very jealous. A lot of jealousy. Look at how much work they put into making sure Ned's no longer part of the try guys. We also opted to remove Ned from our releases pending the results of that review. Over a few weeks, that's included removing his second. from videos digitally removing him from others and choosing not to feature him in our merch throws. They're digitally removing him from old videos? So I remember when this happened and I watched this video when it came out because this was huge news. This was completely insane.

And when they said that and then I went and looked on their channel and saw that they truly were doing that, that's a massive, massive under- Oh, no wonder they're so upset. They're like, this is costing us a shitload of money. Everyone's getting overtime and what's the payoff? Right. What do they get out of it? just be like,

I would like him anymore. He's out. So they digitally removed him and replaced him with cell phones. I don't remember seeing him digitally removed, but they had like all these videos that they had already recorded. I think those were the ones

that they were digitally removing him from. They got Lucas to put in like CGI Java the hot. Yeah, it's really great. Let's see who, um, Ned was fucking. I think that's an important element of the story, right? It sure is.

And we'll get to the podcast we're reviewing. This is all important background information. Because, by the way, I was looking for all this information, the podcast that you sent. Right. This is what I wanted to know. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't there. No, the podcast that we're reviewing today, Ned Fulmer's back with a new show called Rock Bottom.

And it is. Sounds uplifting. Well, he fucking interviews his ex-wife is the first episode. Ray DeVito's got a lawsuit on his hand. Who did YouTube tri-guy star Ned Fulmer cheat with? Meet Alexandria Herring. No wonder they were upset. Like, what are you doing, man?

That was the one we all agreed. We would not be a problem when we hired her. I'm kidding. That's mean. That's very mean of me. I should make jokes like that. But she was part of the food babies, which is a spin-off series because, you know, they try food, the try guys. And then they have food babies.

That sounds gross, right? Yeah. I don't like anything about the title of that. Food babies. Yeah. I don't know if they thought that all the way through. All right. So anyway, now we have the background, yes, Cardiff?

I mean, if you think about it, it does seem like a pretty demeaning title for a show, you're going to put the woman that you're fucking on the side in. If you think about it. I would agree with you. Cardiff. So let me read the description of this podcast, and then we'll get right into it. Everyone makes mistakes, some of us, really big ones. But what comes next?

Rock bottoms is a show that explores people's lowest, most embarrassing, and challenging moments, featuring raw, unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, authors, and celebrities. We talk about how they not only survived at all, but transformed their lives. He's acting like he is the only person to have ever cheated on somebody ever. Also, the mistake is what, getting caught, like making out in public? Yeah. That's the mistake. You don't just make a mistake every day for weeks and months.

That's not considered a mistake, I wouldn't think. Hosted by Ned Falmer, the ex BuzzFeed Try Guys co-creator, whose own rock bottom rank number six of times most viral moments of 2022. The show won's cure. He's constantly bragging about how important. this was so annoying. The show blends curiosity and empathy to tell stories of experience, strength, and hope

because sometimes the only way out is through one podcast at a time. Is Chad GPT sick of writing these fucking descriptions at this point? Like really, another person wants me to write a fucking podcast description? So fake. So this episode came out a couple days ago. It's called a conversation with Ariel Fulmer

and it has 598,000 views. It's big news in this stupid world that I want nothing to do with. And he starts off. He's not talking to his wife. He's going to talk to the audience. This is his time to finally tell his side of the story and let everyone know how sorry he is.

Hi. I'm Ned Homer. Yeah. If you could, I would just want to, a little anecdote, if I may. Yeah. I was listening to this accidentally. I think I had John on before at two-time speed. And it sounded completely normal.

Okay. these people cannot podcast they talk so fucking slowly i have multiple examples but yes this is not the ray de veto podcast i know we have fewer viewers than usual right now they're like oh we're doing ray de veto shit today no there's no wait can come back come back it's ned fulmer hi i'm ned fulmer three years ago i cheated on my wife with my producer massive public scandal that caused. Because my fucking co-host made a big goddamn deal about it. Could have just been cool.

Also, it makes it sound like it was a threesome with his producer. Oh, yeah. He's not that cool. No. Oh, he does. A lot of pain to a lot of people. That's why I talk this way. I know that I represented myself as a kind of wife guy.

You mean married? I'm a wife guy. husband He uses the term all the time What he actually means by it And he used to say it on try guys all the time This is his He was very proud of his wife

He built his brand On the fact that he was a married dude That was stupid It was so stupid Why would you cheat in public Yeah After building that brand I think he wanted to get caught

I think he was sick of his wife For sure What a way to get caught But Jesus Can everyone calm down Everything I've been playing so far It's just like so solemn I'm just like, oh my God, I know.

I know this is the craziest thing that's ever happens. Like, we're all over it. It's fine. Come back to the dry guy. He's good to shit. No, he's very sorry. So, I wanted to say that I'm sorry. I hurt you.

He's talking to. I hope to make amends. Oh, my God. Get over yourself. Fuck, man. I know. we've had presidents get us into wars that were unjust that didn't fucking apologize like this it's like it's really not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things man i know they had to do

a bunch of digital removing of you and they probably cost a bunch of money but holy shit i think ariel was over it before the other try guys were for absolutely yes she's like she's like i don't like you anymore and moving on right so this is um what we're going to be doing in this interview with his ex-wife that he cheated up so this is that this is um The conversation will over-answer your questions. We share what we've been up to these last three years and what you can expect from us moving forward. Answer questions.

Are you still fucking the producer? It's really the only question I have. I don't think they get to that, though. They don't get to that one. All right, watch how awkward this conversation is. I don't know that this should have been his first episode. You know, maybe ease into this a little bit before you start with your ex-wife. His plan was probably if I show everybody how I can,

talk about my rock bottom, then now I'll talk about their rock bottom. It's getting views, but I don't know that anyone's going to come back to the show, because it is boring. Is it strange to think that people are watching this and listening to it, rather than just being in, like, a therapy setting? Oh, heck, yeah. It's, I mean, it's, it's, uh, it's terrifying. Yeah.

It's absolutely, yeah, I mean, I'm, like, I'm on the verge of, like, standing up and walking. out of this room you don't have to do this no one's making you do this it's like isn't this awful that we're doing this to ourselves yeah it really is all right cool want to sit here for an hour yeah let's do it for another hour let's do it also as a side note i was watching this this morning and checking all my wires to figure out where that fucking hum was coming out i know that low buzzing sound i if i were to spend some time i could have taken it out but it's so obnoxious because everything else about this is very professional but they couldn't get that buzzing sound

out of there. All right. The answer to what's going on with them now since we haven't seen them since 2022. And that's the whole reason that we're here because we're stuck in 2022. Yeah, as least as far as they know. Exactly. We have moved on with our lives. Yeah. We've moved on for a while now. We have moved on with our lives. But, but, like, as far as everybody else is concerned, we're still stuck in 2022. Yeah. Is that true? Are people sitting around thinking that this is still going on, this scandal?

Has everyone just moved on, right? No one gets it anymore? I don't think anybody cared about this after two weeks. Yeah. And they're coming back three years later. Like, okay, I know everyone wants to know what's going on with us. We're like, no, we forgot all about that. It's fine.

I mean, I didn't even know about it when it was going on. I didn't either. Didn't she just say that she wanted to get up and walk away? Yeah. But now she's completely over it. Yeah. She has been for a long time. They moved down.

It's fine. Okay. That makes sense. Yep. Ned, when he makes new friends, does in a very odd way, in my opinion. I remember I have met some people, like, made new friends or kind of introduce myself to strangers. It's like, oh, let's change, like, exchange insuff. I'm like, well, here's mine, but a couple of caveats.

One, I have a lot more followers that you might expect. Two, all of this is pretty outdated. And three, don't Google me. Don't Google me. You probably don't want to Google me. Get to know me first. Get over yourself. It's insane.

Does that what happens when you meet someone? Do you exchange Instagram? You exchange Instagrams, but before you do, you say, Listen, I have a lot of followers. I have a lot of followers. You're going to be kind of blown away how famous I am once you see my Instagram, so I just want to prepare you for that. It's kind of like how Stuttering John meets people.

Yes. Yeah. Except he says, Google me. Google me. I'm sure he says, don't Google me. Definitely don't type my name into YouTube. I will say that Ned has something that the other try guys don't in addition to the scandal. It's he really did get name recognition from this.

I could not tell you. I used to sometimes get fed the tri guys in my feed. and sometimes watch them. And again, when this happened, I watched all the stuff that was relating to it. He's the only one who I could name. So he's got that going for him.

All right. So I don't think that he needs to worry about that when he's meeting these new friends and exchanging his Instagram with them. Well, he's got a tough life now, obviously, because, you know, if you Google him, you'll find out that he's really cool and gets chicks on the side.

You meet a guy and just like, oh, shit, I don't know you're fucking girls at work. That's pretty cool. I know I look and act boring. Seemed, I am boring, but Yes, the only thing cool about this guy. So the question that I have, the thing that I want to answer,

they said they were going to answer questions, are these still hooking up? Are they still fucking, as John would say? Like, no. We really haven't been at all this last three years. Okay. No, we haven't.

Like, there's moments when we kind of tried, but. Gross. Just because you go to a Taylor Swift concert it together. It doesn't mean that you're, you know. Gay. Doesn't always forget it.

No. So this dude bought Taylor Swift tickets hoping to get fuck her again. It still could not seal the deal. If you can't seal the deal after a Delaware Swift concert, I don't know what else. Dude. Angry makeup sex is the best. Right. What are you doing?

Dumbies. So that's pretty pathetic. Unfortunately for him. Before the scandal, he was able to get two women and now zero. That's sad. I don't know if he's still fucking the producer now. She still works there, according to the information that I found. So she didn't get in trouble for this.

Well, only he did. They had to consult with HR before they fired her. Yep. HR, PR, attorneys. Sounds like a really fun time. Now, what did you do to that exactly? Was it this? All right.

So Ariel is podcast poison. She was like part of the group. She's famous? So they would have like their. significant others on from time to time. Oh, God. I think that she existed sometimes on the tri-guise.

She is podcast poison. Check this out. Like, I don't even I, it's, I. Take your time.

You know, I, I, oh, my God. You know, they're the therapist. Like, you know,

we're paying by the hour. Can you fucking spit it out? Then they talk about, um, how, tough this has been for them. Embracing it and accepting it for what it is as we are

grieving the past. This guy's grieving the past. He's still jerking off. It's still a spank bank. Are you kidding me? Oh, gosh, I'm so upset about fucking my co-worker was way younger than my wife. God damn it. Everybody grieves in different ways, Carl. It's true. Some people cry out of their eyes.

Other people. This is another example of more podcast poison from Ariel. You know, we're talking about like not having sat in this position for

for three years you know and boring what are we doing? Why are they out of the this to make her like I actually I think I just realized the answer they wanted to make her look stupid because all of those are going Ned good job man way to get the fuck away from this this is terrible she

she literally just cannot talk you know um I think that and it all It's like the... Get to the bloody point! It's just never going to happen, guys. I'm sorry. She's never going to complete a thought on this show. So don't even wait for it.

It doesn't happen. There was a lot of paranoia going on because they're so famous. They mention how famous they are quite a bit. I'm very proud of that fact. And so because they're so famous, paparazzi is all over them once the scandal breaks out. I remember our neighbors during that time were doing some roof repair work. And so there was this like, you know, unmarked white van outside of our house. And it was parked there for like weeks. And we had it in our heads. There was a paparazzi van. And it absolutely was not. But it was like the

strangest thing. But just, you know, for weeks, anytime you walk out the door being like, there's a van. Yeah. Papparazzi really going bum beyond. They got all the tools in there, all the Construction material, there's ladders on the side. You're not fooling me. You're probably walking in and out. Right, yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're probably just working on that roof right there.

Just because you're paranoid. Doesn't mean they're not after you, I suppose. This woman doesn't know how to be a human when she talks about how she processed this. You know, I thought to myself, like, what would somebody who's been cheated on? Like, what would somebody in a movie do? Really? I wasn't thinking like a specific movie or something like that. I was thinking like what would like what do people do in this situation?

You know, like. Get half the money? I wasn't thinking of someone else. I wasn't thinking for myself. I was thinking like like what do I do next? she really is like just a bag of rocks yeah this woman holy shit I can't imagine sex with her

no it would suck Ned's like yeah you want to do it tonight um do you mean like imagine imagine imagine imagine ask if she wants to change positions you're like alright never mind I'm done now

this is last clip but then we'll get out of this but um it's funny because she's recalling when she found out and she's making it seem like all she had to do was look at his face and she was like oh I know everything that's going on

and he's like well that's not what happened at all it's kind of funny and I didn't even let you say anything I and I was like turn this car around you don't remember that no I don't remember it happening like that but it doesn't matter fight

how do you remember it happening? Oh, I mean, you asked me a couple of different follow-up questions as I just sort of answered them. Yeah, you weren't as impressive as you're making it out to me right now. Actually, you go, are you cheating at me? And I said, yeah. Who with who? And I told you the answer. It's kind of different than the way you described it.

And to put this in a perspective, Carl, I think you cut the part of the clip out where they were driving to their new couples therapist. Right. Right. Like they were not in a probably particularly healthy relationship anyway at that point. Well, also, to fans of shows and, you know, you think you know these people, stop being a fucking tattletail. Because the reason why he got busted is people are taking photos of him with his girlfriend out, grabbing her ass and whatnot. And then people are sending them into the other co-hosts. And she had to find out through like an email she got from a fan or something like that. Like, mind your own business, everyone.

What are we doing? Haven't you built an empire on Observe and Report? Observer Report if you put it on the internet. Ah, got it. What Carl is saying, do not DM Jenny any pictures. Thank you. That's exactly what I just said. That's precisely it.

You are. Jen Jingles Department, I don't know, what's her Instagram handle? She puts a lot of stuff up on Instagram. There's Jen from the Jingles Department or something like that. I want to get an update on the Try Guys. What are they up to now? They just put out a brand new video with a very exciting announcement. This is called an update on the Try Guys.

Hey, you guys, we want to try something new. Oh, actually, we want you to try something new. So, we are going to be going dark on this channel for the next month. I think we have one release in the middle, but for the most part, we're going dark on this channel for the month of September. And that's because we're going to give you daily uploads instead. New Channel Alert! We are launching a new... The bullies are losing.

Why are these guys getting bullies? Somebody should be running out on the set while they're filming this. It's spashing them into faces. I would like to do that. What is going on? Why is this... Why is anyone allowing this to happen? The project we're calling Try Every Day.

Our goal is to get you to try something new. And to get you to try new stuff every day this month. We're going to try something new. Simple things like giving each other tattoos. I didn't agree with that. More advanced. things like painting each other naked. That one was my idea.

Basically, we're going to give you five new videos every week for the whole month of September. Except trying. No. Come on, give me some encouragement. This will be one month. This is insane. You think Ned feels like he's missing out?

No, I think that's very happy. This is... These guys are try hard. It's too much. I am curious with all of this happening at the same time. If Rock Bottom with Ned is going to do better or if this month of crap is going to do better. That's a good question. Yeah, we should keep an eye on it. I guarantee that they're all watching it. To put in perspective, the nerd carl is dunking on these guys for being

your... Yes, that's a good point. Even I'm like guys that you're going too far with us. To basics, trying. And at the end of the month, we're deleting the channel. No, we're not. Come on. I know, we're not. We're not on us on us. We can be like them. Yeah, I want to leave these videos up to continue inspiring people forever. And hopefully we can... Why does the one guy want to delete the channel that has 8 million subscribers what's that I'm not following this starting a new channel I know that he's saying after the month is over they're going to

delete the new channel but it was a hilarious joke of the new channel oh they're not making it easy to follow add some urgency right Carl I see I see they say you gotta watch it live it's gone okay okay Zach I don't like it when you use

little puppet Keith we got this new set we we redid the studio So, this is our new home for trying things. We've got tries and games and makeovers. We're going to hang out here and you get to join us every morning. Make this your routine of trying something. That looks fucking terrible.

Who is this for? I was wondering who the target audience was for this. Is it for children? It is definitely child friendly. I mean, you used to get it in your feed. Yeah. Lucy, what else are you watching? I know.

Death metal videos. It's very embarrassing for me to have admitted that. I am curious what it is you're watching that would bring this into your algorithm. I'll never admit to anything. All right. So, yeah, that's the new show everyone's talking about. It's really exciting stuff with a woman who can't talk and a guy who's still just a pathetic loser. After three years, he's always to be there and be like, you see you mad of me?

She's like, yeah, I'm great. You didn't clip the end of the interview, did you? No, I don't have the ad. What's the end? well he asks her you know so what are you doing next what's your you know how you're a creative person how you're going to get out your whatever and she taught i guess she's doing pottery or some shit i don't know with woke dad well i guess just what i thought it couldn't get bored yeah right and then it's silence and then he has to introduce what he's doing next which is the show that

they're on now yeah i just thought it was a very awkward it was a very awkward moment between them He's like, I only did this to promote my new show. Yeah. Help me here. Everything with that is awkward. I'm sure they had a wonderful marriage, though. I'm sure it was working out really well for a long time. I have another show that I want to show you guys that came in from White Chocolate in Discord.

It's a show called Teaser Talk with Holly Nickel. And Holly Nichol is an interesting character. This teaser talk show, this episode is with Doyle Wolfgang Brow. Frankenstein, guitarist from the Misfits, who now heads the band Doyle. And I think the reason why this was suggested to me is because of my relationship with the Misfits.

Interesting fact about this. When the ice is open for the Misfits, as I've talked about many times, that was Jerry Only's version of the Misfits. The drummer punched me and Kroge after our set. We also opened for Doyle at the same venue.

And the sound check was a drummer learning the songs. It was the drummer's first time playing the songs. And we told those guys the story about what the misfits did and shared a laugh with that. So we got along with Doyle. So I don't have an issue with this guy until we hear this fucking interview because this is insane. But first, let's talk about teaser talk.

So this episode from 2019, but it just surfaced on YouTube this week. But check this out. This is teaser talk connecting fans with their favorite artists. It says teaser talk is an internationally. charted podcast, giving fans the inside scoop to their favorite artists while delivering content in a fun, quirky, and entertaining way. And you see this chick on here. Let's learn more about her.

Tune for fun and informative experience that will keep you laughing all day long. This isn't just another boring industry podcast. Your host, Holly, has some of today's most fascinating talent sharing their stories with us, whether it be artists interviews, music news, or random topics like serial killer groupies. Our fascinating world is filled up every episode. It launched in 2017. It was an impressive lineup of past guests. Found the media kit, which is on a Google Drive for some reason.

But the media kit will tell us more about why we should be interested in this, Holly Nicole podcast. We find out. So she's got the guy from bowling for soup, the bass player, says, I've done teaser talk twice. It's always been a great experience. Holly is a wonderful interviewer. She has awesome questions, and one time we even drank beer as part of the interview, and it was awesome. Whoa. This is my favorite part right here.

Audience reach 900 plus downloads a week. So this is why the internationally charting podcast that they're talking about here. I mean, everything is on a chart. It just might be at the very, very bottom of it. Just being on a chart doesn't really do too much for you. But anyway, the host Howie grew up in a small town in Oklahoma called Rush Springs. Not only was she a small town girl, but she lived in a low-income

housing with her siblings. Despite the difficulties she faced, music has always been there for her. From recording cassette tapes with tape over the ends to getting 18 CDs from BMG music for a penny, providing her peace of mind even at the toughest times. This love and passion for music eventually spurred her to launch teaser talk in 2017, helping connect

concert goers to their favorite artists and a fun and quirky way. Let's get to it because I'm excited to hear I'm from Doyle and what he's got to say. They start off by teasing what the interview will be. You hit the on switch. Turned us on. Never going to do the same for you.

What's up guys? It's Donna here. And Holly. And you're listening to Teaser Talk. On switch. Turn us on. Now we're going to do the same. You hit the on switch. Turn us on. Never going to do the same for you.

With this power lights. Happy Teaser Talk Tuesday, Donna and Holly here for another kick-ass episode of Teaser Talk. Okay, I'm pumped up. I'm not jacked up, but I'm pumped up. I'm ready for a great show. And Holly's going to talk about how she met Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein and sat down for a recent interview. Yeah, and today we are going to bring up the band Misfits a little bit. Holly actually got the pleasure of meeting with a previous band member, Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein. Great. Are we going to get to the interview?

About four minutes in they do. And this is about a 13-minute long podcast. Oh, good. So this is the start of the interview. You can tell the Doyle is pumped up to talk to these two ladies. Hey, everyone. It's Holly here. And I have a Super Red special co-host with me, Kyliena.

Hello We are here to welcome The one and only Doyle von Frankenstein Hi Awesome So yes we're super excited We are here with you

On the As We Die World Abomination Tour How has it been so far? Okay Very awesome Just okay Yeah just okay Oh no

All right so I really is the audio's not great I tried to fix it where I could But I think it's hilarious They bring this guy I was like hi You're on his fight fucking tour right now this is killer right it's fine whatever so we find out from doyle why he's not

as enthusiastic as they thought that he was going to be about this tour they're on what what would it have to be to be amazing um no lame crowds they're very quiet and uh i think they just come to watch and they don't get into it so it kind of makes us deflate so it's the crowd's fault that Band Doyle sucks. Have you ever gone to a show to watch that show? Yeah, I guess people just go just to watch. Yeah. Interesting.

Is that the craziest complaint? This is a 61-year-old man is going, yeah, people just aren't into my music as much as they should be. I think Chad's used that excuse for a few crowds. Why aren't you guys laughing at these jokes? Well, they're not funny. Oh, makes sense. So they try to get him excited about this new release or the latest release that he has. try to pump that up because every artist wants to talk about the music that they're making obviously

so you released as we die in 2017 four years after the release of Abominator your sound is true to form but do you personally feel like lyrically you've grown or the the tone is set differently than previous release it's the fucking chris fireley show don't write a question you can't read first off I was going to say. And what a horrible question that is. None of those words make sense together. Right.

She was boasting about being a great interviewer. Yeah. I mean, I was reading the media kit. It sounded like this was going to be fun and exciting. Keep me laughing all day. I mean, I guess it is kind of a little bit. Are they having a beer?

We don't even know. No, Doyle is not drink. Doyle is so straight-edge. He's actually the least fun person. I've ever heard talk on a show. Oh, he definitely represents vegans. I'll tell you that. Oh, yeah, he does.

In the humor department. Do you guys want to hear the answer to that question? question about the 2017 release that was four years after the 2013 release and how the lyrics have changed over that time well we've come this far i think that's what the question was something like that i know any lyrics alex write all the lyrics all the vocal melodies it's just right and arrange the music is that your son Alex yes awesome you can't get him to elaborate on anything not even his son his son's in the band front's the band and you won't even talk about that that is rough How are things lyrically changing?

I don't know. I don't even pay attention. I'm not writing that shit. Ned and Ariel are having more fun. Right. She also asked about the tone, Carl. What about the tone? What about the tone of the lyrical composition?

I don't know, man. It's Doyle. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous, bad. It wouldn't even be popular if I wasn't in the Misfits 42 years ago. So this is a funny question because this guy seems very uninspired. He seems like he's not enjoying life at all. This is a funny follow-up.

So obviously, you've been in business for quite some while. How do you stay inspired? I stay inspired by, I don't know, you know. Why would you ask that question? You guys sound suicidal. Doesn't that mean he's not inspired? Yeah. Why do you got to bed every day?

I'm not sure. I might stop doing that. It's such a great interview. Well, okay, let's get him talking about. something that he enjoys and that you can have some fun with, you know, maybe he's got some hobbies. What are some of the things that you do enjoy doing when you're not making music, making albums, any, like, hobbies, extracurriculars?

That's all my hobbies, actually. Passionate music. Music, working out, eating. Yes. Yeah. I too love eating. My hobbies are music, working out, and eating. I'm crocheting a noose.

Does that count? So this girl is so uncomfortable That she just like has this really nervous laughter Nothing said was funny There's no reason to be laughing at any of this Doyle is a bummer In every way So then this is a horrible question

But it also gets the worst answer possible Let's see So years down the road When our grandkids discover our kids discover our iPods and our iTunes playlist, how would you wish for your music to be described to them before they get into that journey of experiencing it? I would just like to say that this is good. Check this out.

I really like you. You're a simple guy. I really don't like you. How would you like your music describe? I don't think you just say it's pretty cool. Be nice. Troy Smith, good idea. We need to get Doyle on topic time.

Imagine Harrison Young. with this guy. That wouldn't be awkward at all. All right, so then they finally do bring up something that he gets passionate about. And apparently, he's not making any fucking money. And he's really pissed off that everyone can get music for free these days and people aren't buying albums. Yeah, I like it too.

So speaking of iTunes, I kind of want to, like, dive a little bit deeper into this. You've been around in the music industry a lot, not only to witness it, but also experience it. So you've seen that change. from CDs all the way now to streaming music, how would you, like what advice would you give to musicians on surviving that kind of disruption in the industry? You can't.

It needs to be policed on the internet and it needs to be a hefty fine for one song, like $10,000 a song. They can track it, who steals it, and it really destroys the industry. You know, we don't sell records anymore. We sell T-shirts. We're a traveling T-shirt company.

That's all we are now. You know, if you sold a million records, nobody sells a million records anymore. It doesn't happen. Everybody's fucking stealing it. That's why we're doing meat and greets. You think I want to do a fucking meet and greet? No. That's fucking awesome.

That's not going to be fucking meat and greets. They don't want to meet these assholes who like my music? They'll suck. I just want to point out, I enjoy doing the meet and greets. We like that over here at WATP. Doyle's jaded. Seems a little upset about his life. Depressed.

He's just generally depressed. seems very upset about what happened to his life. Maybe he needs a steak, you know? Yeah. Beef tacos. And he still seems to be fighting with Napster. Right. What is he even talking about?

Like, all these kids are all file sharing online. Like, no, they just have Spotify accounts or Apple Music. The reason your checks aren't big is because no one's listening. Right. That, right. It's not like that he would be selling CDs if that stuff was outlawed. Yeah. The woman's trying to figure out something they could talk about that he might be into since he's a vegan.

He's really into being a vegan because his girlfriend told him that they're mean to chickens or something like that. Have you heard of or read the book, The China Study? I can't read very well, so no. Well, they do have an audible because I actually listen to an audible. I didn't read it myself, but it talks about, like, animal proteins versus, like, plant-based proteins. Well, the animal's eating the plant that you're eating. Yeah. Where do you get in his protein?

I get mine at the store just like everybody else. What a crumption. I know. Where does the animal get its protein? I don't know, man. Fine. It's so good. It's very defensive about this.

Why did he agree to this interview? It doesn't sound like he did. It's like they just ambushed him. He's probably sitting, you know, when you do these two of these festivals, I'm sure you know you've friends who play in metal bands and stuff, it's a lot of downtime. You're just sitting there on the bus all fucking day long, just looking for shit to do.

So I imagine he's just like, really bored. He has no hobbies, just eating vegan food. He can't read. He can't read, so he's got nothing going on. But he probably has other causes that he's into, right? So, obviously you're an active

PETA advocate. Are there any other causes that you stand by? If they contact me and I look at it, you know, I'll do something. I can do it. If not, I'm so busy doing everything else. Yeah, you sound like it. and go nonstop since I got up.

On social media, how can our viewers and your fans, how can we keep up with you and what's going on? It's the worst way to ask what your social media handle? I mean, in this woman's defense, I wouldn't know how to handle this interview at this point. You're like, this guy fucking hates us.

We've got to get the hell out of here. It's going to murder us. It's a pretty big dude, too. Well, you got to give him a chance, though, to promote his projects and what he's got coming up. So what do you have in store for 2019? Nothing right now. I canceled what I was going to do in January.

Yeah. So that's the interview by teaser talk with Holly Nicole, who I think is in Playboy or something. I looked it up. I found a thing where she was giving advice on five appetizers. You can bring over to a friend's house. So I didn't see breasts or anything. I just saw recipes.

So I'm not sure what her deal is Why are her books all over her website But not anywhere else I could ask the same question of you They're out right now Get that microphone out of the way No one wants to hear what you have to say anyway I know

So that was fun stuff Anything I missed that you guys picked up on When you were listening to the show No Even him giving his Facebook He's like I think we have a Facebook Like he just didn't give a shit about anything Yeah he's like

I have a Facebook I never look at that We have a website, I think. I couldn't figure out. You finally remember what the URL was. At one point when she was introducing who they were going to be interviewing, she said something to the effect of, yeah, and the misfits are really super similar to Guar.

And I was deeply offended by that. Yes, that's not the case. I mean, that's like comparing kiss to the misfits. Yeah. You know, I just like, I mean, this is very, very different kind of thing. All right. She seems knowledgeable. She's got to figure it out.

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Because I need it. Yeah, well, good point. Good answer. That's so awesome. Very cool. Thank you, KJ, for putting us on. The menu there at Reds, people were asking what gay bar, this is, this is not a gay bar. Although I'm sure that they're willing to have anyone in, anyone who wants to be a part of it.

Any card of baked potatoes on the menu? Oh, yeah. How come there isn't a cart of potato on here? Wow. KJ will probably get you on there now. Now that you're a big part of the show. Have you been checking out opi at all lately, Card? I know you're watching Chad Zumach a lot.

Yeah, just your coverage of them. So I'm as up to date as the audience is great, because he was back at Gebhard's. This video from Thursday has 335 views, which is so odd, this video from Thursday has 345 views, which is so odd because whenever he's just doing the show by himself, from his apartment, it gets like 27,000 views. What hapah? So I'm a little confused about that. He's higher up, Carl.

Oh, that's probably one. Yeah, the signals to quicker. The altitude. So he's live at Gebhardz. Now, if you remember the last episode we played, it ended with Ron the waiter going, hey, we're going to Gevhart tomorrow? And he'll be like, I don't know, man.

I can't, I'm so busy. So he did go, and Ron's not there. So he's not giving Rod the heads up anymore. I think he's so embarrassed by Mattress Gate that he does not even want to face Ron anymore because you know Ron's just going to be blabbing about Oh yeah, a fan of WTP got me a mattress Opie doesn't want to deal with that

So Ope's at Gepard's but Matt the owner is not there Uh-oh Right so instead he's there with Chris Ferretti A.k.A. Jersey Ferretti Great. Yeah, this is the comedian who does all the wonderful impressions that you love and so Opie's very excited.

It turns out, Opie and I do have something in common when it comes to how we podcast. One of our new friends, comedian, Chris Ferretti, also known as Jersey Ferretti. What's going on, everybody? What is good? He's a pumpkin spice latte guy.

Get a tight Hawaiian shirt guy. You're a tight Hawaiian shirt guy. It's getting looser and looser with every day that passes, sir. I'll have you know. Lower your mic there, Chris Freddie. You don't want to blow the ears of all the people out there. Check out our live stream from

get parts. I also have to yell at my co-host about how to use their microphones. So I get that, Opie. You and I were the same guy in that way. So what Opie decides to go with in this episode is the fact that Trump doesn't like any made fun of. And so Opie keeps wrong with this, let's not make fun of Trump. He might come and get us, which is a joke from South Park this season. And they actually did a very good job of it. Yes. And Opie thinks that this is like something that he came up with. and he rolls with it throughout the entire episode. This is how it starts off. This is a Trump-free zone because we don't want to get in trouble with the Trump.

We don't want to be thrown into black vans for making fun of Trump. So this is a Trump-free zone this afternoon. Okay. So we've established now it's a Trump-free zone. By the way, some guy off Mike there is like, I have Trump sneakers. And they're like, oh, cool, man. They tell them to go get him. He used to go home and get his Trump sneakers.

That's a little tease for us. But this guy, Chris, does an amazing Trump impression. You're going to think this is Trump on OPES show. It's not. It's Chris Ferretti, a guy doing a Trump impression. Is your truck close to here? Oh, go get your fucking Trump sneakers. I got to see these sneakers.

No, no, don't do Trump. Don't, Chris, Chris. Chris, I like you. No, no, Trump doesn't. What about like a little gold? No, no, no, Trump doesn't like it. I don't like it a little just a little gold. Trump doesn't like it.

He doesn't like it. He doesn't like it. I don't like gold sneakers, very nice. No, don't make fun of the Trump. Good stuff. Pretty good Trump impression out. Now, what you're going to see here is Chris, who is a comedian. That's what he says he is anyway, has no ability to riff.

He just does. We've seen this before on OPie show. He only can do the impression. He can't actually come up with anything witty or interesting to say that would make it funny. So it's like worthless. It's useless to have this guy on your show. But is it better than Ron the waiter? Yes.

Of course, it's better than Rob the waiter. This guy doesn't pull his shoes off and show his sores on his feet. So he's got that going for him. Not yet. He'll probably get there once they realize that, like, riffing with this guy is a waste of time. Here's an example of this guy cannot riff. All right. Well, Trump, then let me ask you. I forgot that.

All right. I want to hear it. What's your thoughts on, uh, Kittle? Well, I have to tell you, I think we are so coming. We are so coming. We are saw it. You know, he's, he's very divisive. If not like me, I bring everyone together.

You sure do, he's very divisive. You're our Lord and Savior, so I want to thank you for that. But you seem pretty happy that the Kimmel is no more. Well, you know, we are, we knew. Do you see that OP gave him a second chance at it? Okay, if you had a chance to think about it, you must have something for Jimmy Kimmel, right? Donald Trump, try again. There's no more.

Well, you know, we are, we knew that it was coming. We all saw it happening, much like Matt getting pulled away in a black van. coming it was going to happen yeah why did you take our our matt away from us because i think you're responsible for everything i thought that uh i thought i was doing you a favor i thought i was gonna give you a break so the matt and the black van thing is a callback because when they said matt wasn't there they said that he had evidence of UFOs and a black van came and picked him up and so this guy's got nothing for jimmy kimos he's just like yeah we knew what was going to happen here and said that and then he makes a callback reference to matt the owner you know for a trump and

And that's a pretty good stuttering John. So devoid of any comedic talent. And so Opie continues with this. We can't make fun of Trump bet. Did you ever do shrooms, Trump? Oh, my God. I love, let me tell you something. You've done shrooms?

Of course. Allegedly, allegedly. I don't want to get in trouble for this shit. I'm sorry, Mr. Trump. I'm very very sorry that I made fun of you. I'm sorry we're having a guy imitate you today. Please, please leave me alone. Hopi is having a flashback.

Just ignore that for one second. Well, he called me and Anthony Slops back in the day, so. I can't wait for Trump to see this. Oh, he's for sure going to get back to him, yes. And I think Opie realizes how sad and pathetic is the only word I can think of right now. I try to think of a different one. This is because now he's just like, by the way, I talked to Trump. He was on the Opie and Anthony show.

I know it seems implausible that I'm doing a show with this guy right now, but I swear to God there was a time. when Trump called us slabs. And so he can't wait to tell his Opie and Anthony's story. Well, I mean, like, you know, you got to call it a slobs. You got to call it the way you see it. You got to call it the way you see it. I mean, everyone knows.

Do you remember calling us slops? Well, I mean, I don't necessarily remember. You came on our show. I'll tell the story. I'll tell me the story. You came on our show to go after Rosie O'Dall. That is true. You and her have been battling it out.

She's a fat pig. We all know that she's a fat pig. Continue. You, so far, so good. And you were on our show. And we allowed you to, you know, go after the Rosie on the world famous. Hopi and Anthony show. Road famous.

And me and Anthony jokes. This was a joke. That is the alarm. That is the alarm. You're about to say something very nasty about me. You're saying nasty things about me. Start the alarm. No, no, no.

Improv. Yeah, these guys can work with anything. Whatever's going on in their surroundings, they turn it into humor. That backing up FedEx truck is really, it's working for them. They're true improvisational comedians, these two. And Chris was quick on that one. And so Opie decides, oh, I bet I can get even more jokes out of this FedEx truck that is behind me. This is what I've been saying on my, oh, I forgot our new sponsor, FedEx is.

Thank you, FedEx. Or Fed, Fee, Fee, Fah, our sponsor today is FAA, FAA, um, iron on the periodic table. we are sponsored by iron very nice is that the iron yeah i didn't know f e was iron yep that's very cool who fucking cares i mean these guys should not be doing a show they're not interesting people the fact that he's like wow fadex truck behind us that's our sponsor huh cool they're not interesting nor are they clever you should definitely say that as well and they're in new york city where there's non-stop shit happening all the time and their big thing is like wow a fadex truck. That's happening in front of my house

right now. Gives a shit. We all see FedEx trucks. It's not impressive. Look how happy Opie is. I know. He's got a friend. He's enjoying this. It's not Ron for once. He's loving it. All right. Well, let's get back to the story, though, because that got

Opie sidetracked. He wants to tell his cool Trump story about Trump on ONA. You know, Trump was on the OPE and Anthony show, beating the shit out of Roseanne. It was a lot of fun. Next day, me and Anthony joked. joked that Trump needed our big, huge

audience to get the word out on Rosie O'Donnell, right? And he got so mad by that, even though it was a joke, and he called us Slabs. And I actually have an article from the New York Post where it says Trump called Opey and Anthony Slabs. Oh, what a nice story.

Do you stuttering, John? Was there an article in the New York Post about you? This is such a stunt Joe thing to say. Do you have it with you, Opie? Do you want to show us all? He pulls out his wallet. unfolds the pictures, not of his family. I could totally see him doing that. Yep. I have it on micro-feesh.

Just grab it real quick. So he tells us an amazing story. He called Rosie Roseanne, which is interesting. And talks about how Trump called them Slobbs. He's very proud of that. And then he hands it over to Chris. Chris, take it away. What do you got for us? I mean, I was going to call you degenerates.

I mean, I thought Slops was an improvement. I thought I was like, you know, I thought I was doing kids. gloves. I thought I was being nice. You weren't being nice. I thought it was being nice. Oh, Matt's here. Yes. What the fuck, Matt's here. Oh, thanks, Chris Freddie. It's been wonderful.

Take care. Good night. I want you. That's it. How excited it was. Opie. He's like, he saved the show. He's like, we're dying over here. I'm tap dancing. This guy sucks. Matt's here, Matt. He's like a puppy running to the door when you come home. Yeah. And Matt, by the way, sucks. Matt's never said a funny thing ever.

He openly resents Opie. He also hates the microphone. Yeah. So I don't understand why having Matt on is going to save things. But there's more than just Matt being on. There's also the Trump sneakers. The Trump sneakers show up and Opie can't wait to play show and tell. This is a trait, and I think you've seen this a lot, Cardiff.

A lot of these podcasters with nothing to say love showing you stuff. Yes. Chad does this. Ray DeVito does this. like wow look at this cool thing i have no scott watson is here and he uh it's show and tell on on the uh on the live stream today uh these are here give him a mic these are legit trumps see man you know we all got one yeah i got one his name is scott watson he's got a shirt that's kind of already getting good looks for this one again look at the doze shirt

that's all the way in let's see that's already old that's already old yeah and now and his Trump's this this is a light fucking sneaker man it was made in China you got some you got some back hair on it you got some back hair on your it smells like freedom look at that I love it smells like oh my god American freedom I love giving a whiff smell a little freedom get in there oh he loves it brand new you don't wear them actually lower the mic lower the mic lower the mic lower the mic lower the mic is Chris ever going to say something interesting or funny smells like freedom yeah cool sneaker, Carl.

Yeah, yeah. Pretty good stuff. I'm surprised they'll be trying to drink beer out of it. That's what, that's Opie's move. That's copyrighted, I'm pretty sure. So then Matt walks up, 20 seconds after this happened, maybe 15. Opie again has to show off these sneakers to the camera. Give me your sneaker.

Did you see it? He's got Trump sneakers. We saw him, Opie. We saw the sneakers. hilarious. Don't get me wrong. I'm still laughing about it. but we saw it's fine Matt turns around and gets back in the van right right uh all right so

what we're about to see here obi makes a joke uh he continues to make this joke about oh matt's here chris you got to go so he keeps repeating that Chris gets into this loop you guys remember the Pablo Francisco video where he was on I don't know like some type of stimulant on speed or something and he just kept repeating the same thing over and over again while he was doing stand-up comedy. And the audience is like, what's going on? And eventually, I think he collapsed and medics came and took him to the hospital. I think he's having an episode.

Chris is here. Chris Ferretti, you better get all your stuff in because, you know, I'm about to tell you to beat it. All right, great. So I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I guess I'm getting out of here. I'm kidding. How you been?

Chris Ferretti? Good. Everything has been good, man. You know, I got to tell you, a lot of people think of a bad president. Look how great of a guy. You said you didn't like Matt. I got rid of Matt. Then you say you want them back.

I bring him back. You know, you just, you're like a spoiled child. I give you what you want. You're still complaining. I love you anyway. The slob that you are, I love you. Disgusting slap, but I love slabs. You don't know that.

I love slops. Look at Chris Christie. You think I want somebody's smell? I love a slop. A lot of people don't realize. I love a slop. I love a good slop. Chris Christy is kind of sloby.

It's a little slob. But I like a slob. Why did he keep saying that over and over again? It was funny. It wasn't. No one was laughing at it. That's right. Opie was proud of the fact that he got called a slab by Trump.

And this guy's just like, slab, slab, slab, slab, slab, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, now that's funny. You would have done that. But Opie was trying to talk to Chris. Right. Like, he was like, how you do it? And he goes right back to the Trump. He's got nothing else to bring the show. It's the bit dragging out a little bit too long.

And I think Opie senses that. And everyone else, he was around. but he brought up Chris Christie because Trump's like I like Slavs like Chris Christie right and so Chris has a joke for Chris Christie and guys don't take a sip of anything

I guess is my best advice to you if you're thinking about pulling a beverage up towards your mouth don't do that right now you know a lot of people think that that disgusting air quality problem we had they thought that it was because of the Canadian wildfires but that's actually a cover story the real story is

is that Chris Christie had a little broccoli than night before and then he just destroyed the air horrible what a terrible guy and I covered for him I covered for this love Cardiff maybe you didn't hear that did you hear the Chris Christie fart joke just now I didn't see a lot of it's a true story they have been blaming

Canada well it is Canada's fault but it's not Chris Christie's farts we didn't get into semantics on this holy shit that sucked he had broccoli yeah cool so finally they they put this to rest They put us all out of our misery.

Look at these six-pack fabs. These are incredible. Wow. I have one pack. Just one. I'm working on the other five, but I have one Ope. All right. I'm working on my God.

Can we bring Christopher Reddy back before we get in trouble for doing trouble? Seriously. And seen. Exactly. Fuck. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? None.

He didn't take the hint before. Finally. It's just like, all right. Can we just stop doing this? This is so awkward. At least Opie said something. Yeah. I mean, that's what he's supposed to do.

Steer the ship. Yeah, I think he steered it into the iceberg. It's too late. But whatever. People. Run! Run's here. It's excited rats there.

So, yeah, so then Matt finally comes into the restaurant. And this is Opie being very excited to see his buddy. This is so awkward. Mattie-oh. Please. Back from the black fan. Come in here, sir. Hi, Maddie.

Oh. Oh my God Wow Chris just gives up the seat Oh my God How you been, Matt? No, Chris come in, I was joking Bye Oh, bye Chris

Nobody was joking Oh my God, Chris We're back doing this bitch Cool I love the Opie thinks This is going to be the saving grace Having Matt come on the show It was not

This was a debacle and I don't know what Opie's up to I don't know what he thinks he's trying to do but I've been saying that for years now So it's not like I'm going to figure it out anytime soon That's the opster for you Speaking of people that everyone hates Lucy Tightbox was a couple of weeks ago

She came on here and talked about Megan Markle I'm sorry I see we're going with that What's her name Megan Duchess of York I can't remember I can't remember Duchess of Sussex Dutches of Sussex

How dare I An undeserved title at this point. Yeah, you'll have to suck one dick to get that, you know? Lucy's just like, really just won? Come on. I've been waved in the last years of my life. Yeah, come on, that's too easy.

Good God. So she was on a podcast promoting this Netflix show that she has, with love, comma, Megan. Yes. And let me read to you the description of this Netflix show that's now out season two. Megan Marco has a Netflix show called With Love Megan, a lifestyle series featuring cooking, gardening, and hosting tips. The show includes discussions about personal. stories behind the scenes glimpses into her life and features guests like jay sheddy and chrissy tegan so it's a lifestyle series featuring cooking gardening and hosting tips yes

and mcgand mark was good at these things no uh what would what episode did you check out for so i ended up checking out episode six um and this is it's very martha stewart-esque she wants to be martha stew very much she wants to one of the biggest criticisms of the show is that it's filmed in a set that looks like a house and she's masquerading it to be her actual house but it is not everything's fake with her yeah people really really dislike that but in this episode um so megan has claire as her guest claire is actually a three michelin star chef who cooked at megan's wedding she's extremely extremely talented and so this should be an interesting episode even if megan is garbage because we should be learning some cooking things right you would think so i like

Well, logical says Duchess of Suss sucks. Yeah. Very much. So she starts out the episode. Claire is coming into town to see her and go to her fake house. Okay. And Megan starts out the episode, the ever-loving hostess that she is. She decides that she should make Claire a, quote, carry-on size of love present for Claire to take with her when she travels home.

Can't just say bag? It is a bag. It's accurate. Right, but she has to make it seem more fancy than that. It's really, really stupid. Yes, so clip one. I want her to feel loved and nurtured even when she has left. So I think to do that, let's make her little travel kit.

First, we have our easy canvas bags. I wrote out safe travels, Claire, on some iron transfer paper. So, we'll iron transfer that on. So for this, we have our adorable mini iron here. Sticky side here. We're going to see where that's going to live. This is my June Cleaver moment. Hi, darling.

How was your day? Yeah, she manages to be both arrogant and self-indulgent in this clip and also shut up with your adorable mini iron. Nobody has ever cared about that. I would not want a gift that was personalized for me that I didn't ask for. This is the- Because then you're just like, oh, cool, thanks. I didn't make something dumb for you. That's all right.

I am so glad that you're honing on how dumb this gift is because now we've got to find out what she's going to put in the bag because she's not just making a bag. She's also going to fill it with lots and lots of wonderful things. And I'm going to point out also at the end of this clip, I want you to pay attention to the speed of her voice. I have not changed anything speed-wise in this video. What would we want in our travel kit?

So when I think about when I'm on a plane, my feet get cold. So get nice cashmere socks or the... There's great blends that feel like cashmere that are really easy to wash. Monogram did for her. I've heard. Why not? Eye mask for that great nap you're going to take. I chose matching colors, so it feels like a set.

Oh, God. If you want those things, wouldn't you already have them? That's exactly. Good point. Claire is a renowned chef who travels all the time for work. I'm pretty sure that she has her comfy socks and doesn't need another sleep mask that she's going to immediately throw it. This bag is going right in the trash. You think she can afford socks?

I don't know. It's a good point. Not the cashmere kind. Monogram did that. Easy to wash. Can you imagine? Monogram sucks. I don't. What the flying stocks, Carmen. All right. Let's check out how the iron-on transfer that she was doing on the bag ended up going with the adorable mini iron. Okay. So we're going to take our parchment paper off and let's see how we did here. We're delicately peel this up. Now we're talking turkey. No sugar. It's not so overzealous until we're there Now we're talking turkey oh sugar This is not a real person

Nobody talks like this She'd be relatable if she cursed Yeah she'd be fuck this off Yeah I'd like her This was dumb Unbelievably out of touch Yes Obviously unbelievably

I forgot to actually talk about that speed up At the end of my previous clip At the end of my clip too They do this thing in all of the editing of this show where anytime they can't cram whatever she said into whatever ADR thing they did to get her to narrate what is going on, they speed up and slow down her audio, which is so annoying. Oh, God.

So the editing, and you know that she's micromanaging, everything that's going on. So she's going back and probably in the editing bay with them saying, hey, we got to do this, we got to do that. And they're like, yeah, okay. I mean, I guess I could speed this up right here a little bit. We could fit it in if we do that. Yes. Yeah, she's a very toxic work environment.

She is her companies that she has, a high turnover rate with the employees. One of the things you'll also notice is that almost all the time when she's showing us how to do things, we can't actually see it. I don't know if that's because she's making lots of mistakes. Yeah, she's fucking it. Or if it's just because all she wants to be on is her face. So every single shot, every single shot is her face. Oh, that's possible too.

It's completely crazy. She needs to be framed perfectly. It's completely crazy. So we are going to The next thing that she's going to do for Claire's visit Is Megan is going to prepare some green juice And using a juicer Really truly amazes her

It's as if this is her first time Cool I'll bet it is Let's do it Oh what a tree Okay technology has really changed You know quiet that is? What's happening?

Wow. Now the juice is coming out one end. She's coming at long. And then the pulp is going to come out to the other end. The pulp comes out of that side. Who is that? Why is she hosting a show like this that this is impressive to her? She's learning so much.

This is what a poor's house looks like. Yeah, right. What happened at the end there, though, was that she started laughing because she thought it looked like poop, and she thought that that was funny. oh that was that was the funny part she just cackled at but i don't know you you can hear her laugh a little but at the end there's like a solid two seconds of her just fake laughing with a big smile on her face but no sound is coming out of her mouth more editing very infuriating yes this is and this i'm going to date myself yes but this is very much a george bush moment when he didn't know that there

were laser scanners at the grocery stories like whoa what is this technology that was just like yeah we've had that for quite a while now you're out of touch idiot You elitist. Wow. In clip five, Cardiff, I'm sorry in advance, but she is making potato chips, and then she throws in this amazing zinger. It's going to help them get crisper, and we all like a really good, crispy, salty potato chip or crisp.

You don't call them soggies. They're not soggies. You know, Lays already makes those, and they're fine. If you really want to eat some potato chips. Yeah, only potato chips suck. Yeah, what we potato is the fucking worst. It's a lot of work and it's not worth it. It's not a good payoff for it.

Do we get to see her fuck this up? The potato chips. She actually does a pretty good job, I think. Somebody made potato chips in this fake house. But she does bless us with a song. Oh, good. It used to be a song I learned in elementary school. Fish and chips in vinegar, vinegar, vinegar, pepper, pepper, pepper, pepper salt.

Did anybody else learn that song? No. And keep that to yourself. This is a woman who can't create content. And she wants to be a content creator so badly. She's had multiple podcasts. She has this show. She's gotten these huge contracts from these companies.

Here you go, Megan. Create something. And she's fucking singing songs. She never when she was six. She can't even look at the right camera. She also did that one thing. She like lifts her eyebrow up halfway through the song as to say, please look at how great I'm doing.

Can you please give me some. I need like the accolades right now. I need it. I need it. She's craving it. On the plus side, we're finally, Claire is finally here. Thank God. So in my clip seven, Claire and Megan are going to have a conversation about words that are

different in the UK and in the U.S. That's always fun. Yeah. Is it a truck or is it a lorry, you know? I thought you're going to say fag it. Yeah. Before you play that, though, that song that she's saying, that seems like something like kids in England would sing.

Right. It sounded like a fish and chip song or something like that. She really wants to pretend like she's from there. And on the plus side, again, this is going to be her basically trying to say, oh, look at how British I still am. I'm a duchess. It's so great. Now, the craziest part about them doing this word comparison thing is usually when you say the two words,

you know, is it a lift or an elevator, you know, like whatever. Yeah. Whenever you do that, you say both of the words. They don't do that at all. They're just saying words at each other in clip seven here. When I'm doing, like, U.S. shows, I'll always have to be, like, a cilantro or, like, sunchoke or... Like, the dinner for our wedding. What is sun choken?

Jerusalem-a-Marchichoke. Oh, Jerusalem-martichoke. Oh, yeah. Zucchini. Yeah, porjet. Socher. Yeah. Porgette.

Egg clank. Arugula. Obergine Rocket. Yes. My kids, they'll say a little bit of both, but never cooking terms, because I guess Papa's not cooking as much. They both say zebra, though, instead of zebra. Wow. Cool.

It's like bilingual. Yeah, I know. Amazing. It's really amazing. You can get along in both countries, I guess. No, something that we realized when we were looking at the interview that she did last time that we were talking about her was that she repeats all of the same stories. It's like she has this PR package in her head and she's like, okay, these are the things that I say, then I say this, then I do this. So actually in my clip eight, I pulled another clip of her talking about the zebra zebra thing.

Okay. Some of the words that they still say with a British accent. so they'll say zebra. Hilarious. Okay, so yeah, she has these things that she always goes to. She has sound bites. Yeah. She is making sound bites.

It's like Stuttering John's report card. It really is. Now, they aren't done with wordplay. I know that you were really hoping that they would be. In this clip, Megan is going to really show off to Claire about her knowledge of how to pronounce things in Britain. Okay. And then we'll cover it with like cling film. Clink film.

The plastic wrap. So what do you guys say? Aluminium. Instead of aluminum foil, aluminum foil. Tin foil. It's tin, you tarred. Look at Megan's heartbreak. Let that clip up just a little bit so that you can see it after she goes, it's tin foil.

Megan's heart breaks into the limit up like this, tin. That's funny. And normally anything of it, it'd say it's tinfoil, cunt. No one's ever talked to me like that before. She's so sad. She needs people to tell her. how amazing she is. She needs it so much.

Okay. All right. So now Claire and Megan are going to go to a fish market, and Megan manages to out herself as a bad mother when she tries to compare a dead fish's weight to her child's weight. Oh, shit. I like it already. It looks like a great thing. Beautiful. I mean, oh, it's cold.

Yeah. I mean, obviously, guess the weight of the baby. Lily's about 35 pounds. Try on one side. I'd say, like, 23 pounds? I was way off. Yeah, because you've never picked up your baby. Yeah, exactly.

You don't touch your children. Also, what a weird way to give a kid anorexia before they're five years old. Good point. I just, I just, it feels very weird to me. All right, so now they're going to make dinner rolls. I picked up a fish today. It was in way better shape than you are. Just saying.

They're going back home to home, quote-unquote, and they're going to make dinner rolls. And Megan reminds us that Claire is a Michelin chef. Now, if I had a Michelin chef in my fake kitchen, I would be asking a lot of interesting, exciting questions, right? So Megan's going to ask the dozy of the question. That's why you have all those Michelin stars. And that's like the level of detail. You know, but you want them to be a similar size. So that it cooks evenly and it looks nice.

Do you ever need dough to get frustration out? Do you ever need dough in order to get your frustration out? Yeah. Sure. Whatever. A great tip. That is one of the only questions that she asks her this entire time. Oh, good.

So the audience is learning stuff at home, too. I was so disappointed that I didn't learn a single thing about cooking. They did. Is that your excuse? I did. I tried, guys. I watched the entire episode of Megan Markle's show. We love Megan.

And I didn't learn how to iron. I didn't learn how to cook. I didn't learn anything. Enjoy your chicken carpagio. I will say, okay, so they do. Do they provide a link to the recipe at least somewhere? No. We can make these, okay.

Absolutely not. And who the fuck is, like, going to take any of this advice? Do you have a house guest coming over? You're going to monogram a bag for them? They do. I expect flying socks next time I see you, Carl. Yes. Don't expect anything.

They do spend a fair amount of time also being like, cooking in the most expensive pots and hands and the most expensive utensils and then being like, but you can just do this with whatever you have at home. Oh, of course. Yeah. A hat. Yeah.

I'm over there with a little. Opie shoe. So the time when they're finally starting to show me some of the cooking stuff and I'm getting excited about learning. They're making clams and Claire is teaching us a restaurant technique. Unfortunately, on this cooking lifestyle show, they camera angles,

make it so that I can't even see what she's doing at all. How restaurant eat you want to be? Very. Okay. In the restaurant, I will take this out. Because that's like the stomach and everything. And we would just eat this. What?

Yeah, so we prep everyone like that. It's like about purity. So we're doing it restaurant style. Okay, we're doing a restaurant style. Oh no, I still have some stomach in there The only one we were able to see was Megan fucking it up Yes, exactly I wanted to see the chef in how they did that

Yeah, that would have been the important thing to have learned Well, how could they have a camera and go that's behind the shell So you can't see what's going on It's actually tough to pull off Right, it's pretty small Anytime that they're showing something interesting Then they cut to Megan's face Either being amazed by a juicer or being really proud of herself

Camera three, Megan. She's looking for which cameras. Wow. All right, we need to cap things off with the episode with Megan presenting this beautiful travel bag to Claire. And you can just look at how proud she is of herself when she gets just a little bit of positive feedback. And I made you this macaroni art, too. I did something for the first time. So a few things.

I decided to make a little travel kit for you. It's my handwriting. Love all this stuff that you do. You just make everything so beautiful. Did she just break that that's her handwriting? Yes. Go fuck yourself. Interestingly enough, she did not brag about in the beginning of the episode at all.

She does not explain that at all until this moment right here. I bet it's not her handwriting. And also, she can go fuck a hat at that. Also, the cameras again, that's showing it. Right. Perfect. Love all this stuff that you do. You just make everything so beautiful.

Just like, personal. You did that with the menu for the wedding. You had it all, like, drawn and, like, and it was beautiful, like stunning, because it is personal. Yes, it's, like, it's stunning. So you have that, and you can open that later. Oh, good. You remember she has to kiss Megan's ass. Very good.

Don't forget to compliment her out everything. Yes, absolutely. So that was an excruciating, excruciating television show to watch. I can't believe that got made and that they thought someone would want to watch that. I mean, let's remember. She's one of the most hated people because she's just a narcissist to begin with. But even if she wasn't hated, and she is an attractive woman. Yeah.

Even if she wasn't hated, there's no one who would want to watch that. No. Is this the show that got canceled and they're stretching this into two seasons. Yeah, I love that. Second season, baby. Right. So they're not making a second season. So they just stopped the first season and pretended that the second half of the first season is season two.

So, you know, make Megan happy. Yep. So she feels good about that. Well, thank you, Lucy. Thank you for sitting through the. How long are those episodes? About 40 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, no, it was, it was something. I checked out a couple other episodes, too. They are not any better than that one. The sacrifice that Lucy does for the dabble verse, we appreciate it. You know, I had to sit through some boring shit myself today. It was Clay Day yesterday. Yay. Stuttering John had Clay Dabbler on, and Clay Dabbler is quickly becoming my favorite co-host on John's show.

I don't know if he's fucking with him on purpose or if Clay just can't get out of his own way. I don't care. It doesn't matter. It's so fun to watch. I probably should have asked you at the top of the show, Carl, but am I allowed to play sound drops of lawyers who are actively suing you right now? Probably not. Okay. Let's probably avoid that.

Well, I'll take that one off. Okay, thanks. I appreciate that. Well, it's funny you bring up the lawsuit because, you know, yesterday a lot of paperwork was filed. A lot of paperwork. And there's one specific thing in a document where it might have been cited that John gets real docs crazy with people. And something happened just this week where John couldn't wait to go on social media and post a person's name and image and talk about

who the guy is because the guy was saying he was going to come to one of John's shows. I'm sorry? He drew first blood. You said it. Of course. Of course. Yep.

This is not John's fault as he's going to explain to us. Now, I thought he was going to say this quickly and move on because it's really not what the crux of any of this is about. But he really digs his heels in on this. What's it going to say? You know, I don't think people understand. All right, you know, I'm not getting, getting into like legal stuff but they're you know to say that I doxed anybody who's threatening

to harass me at a bar and when he superchats his avatar his picture is on the super chat uh no that ain't doxy nice try to swing and I would to think that his attorneys would have told him to keep his mouth shut about all this shit it's he's like I'm not going to talk about legal stuff but I'm going to completely specifically talk about the legal case that's going on and something that was in a document it's mind-based than anybody would do that he's really stupid it's really stupid to do this for some reason he thinks that he's like speaking in front of the courthouse right here you know like he he's attorney john he's an attorney john mode so he's explaining to the ladies and gentlemen of the jury obviously

i understand what doxing is let me explain it to you let me explain why my client was not doxing this person and if they were it is justified wait wait and plus the guy's threatening to come to my gig. All I was saying is, now I have your fucking picture, so I'm going to let the fucking security know. I'm trying to defuse him from doing anything stupid and causing a fucking harmful incident. Okay. So it's not doxing, but if it is, he's doing it for the right reasons because something

bad could happen if he doesn't have this information about this person. He's really like, he's threatening to come to my gig, which without any other context, Reid says he's going to buy a ticket to something that I'm performing at. Yeah. Never happened. How inappropriate. I know John acts like people going to his shows aren't doing it to record it laughing. Active violence.

Right. But John's smart, guys. So he knows that this is a really crucial element of the lawsuit. And so he's collecting all the evidence he's going to need. No, I'm trying to dispel the problem. And, you know, first of all, I have all the superchats where he's straining me. He's going to record me. He's going to heckle me.

he's going to tape me i'm going to run away from me i have all of that and his picture at each super chat is on the avatar that's not doxing i didn't get out of his name well i don't even know if that is his real name but he has it in his fucking chat i don't i don't know where he lives i don't know anything else so fuck i mean that's bullshit he doesn't it's a good use of his time i have to say collecting all the super chats because he needs to justify his behavior so you know in the court of public opinion obviously he's always in the right but we know he's not doing all that well no he's right in the work that's a good point well i like that you know clay is trying to explain that like yeah doxing isn't cool so like don't do that now remember john has certainly

dox people before ask rob saul when john doxed his phone number who was the other guest who the MMA skateboarder dude who used to have the show on XM. Oh, Jason Ellis. Jason Ellis. John docks his phone number. He got Jason Ellis all pissed off at him. John has tried to dox Cardiff, what, seven times now? What are we up to?

We're on number eight right now. We're on number eight. Yes, he's running to docks Cardiff. He's got all the information about that. We know his name is actually Lardif. Right. He has my high school year book, Carl. Right.

so this is clay saying like by the way doxing is not cool and john has to school clay yeah i don't know but even like cryptic doxin it's just it's just you just stay away from it you know what i mean clay as as you grow just i know the definition of doxing and cryptically is cryptically which means it's not doxing you're not getting the point but okay how you're going to do what john does, I know, but... Yeah, don't ever tell me. No, I just think...

It won't be as entertaining. No, cool. So stupid. So, they're referring to here, Clearwater Chad, who John cryptically doxed. And Clay's just like, yeah, but it's still doxing, man.

You're still getting the information out there. And if someone needs a decoder ring, it doesn't matter. You're still doxing the person. If you have to play, is it doxin, then it's doxin. Right. And so Clay's just going, yeah, we shouldn't be doxing

at all. And John's going, no, no, no, I know what doxing is and everything I do is not doxing and he knows the definition of doxing learn the definition of doxing you dumb fuck Bob's fake pool somebody's got to learn the definition

and make accusations I think he tagged me in something and by the way that guy who docks himself in his avatar who's threatening me so the guy goes he doxed himself with his avatar he goes I know the definition of doxing

I didn't dox this guy By the way, he's doxing himself with his avatar. He does not anything about doxing or avatars. Cardiff, you'll get a kick out of this because then he explains how you're the one who's doxing people. And then fucking getting my fucking police body cam, is that doxing?

I'll wait. Well, let's again, that's public. The point is, right? It's just clay. It's hilarious. He goes, yeah, I know exactly what doxing means and getting the body cam footage out there through a four-year request. He's like, yeah, yeah, that's definitely not doxing. That's freedom of information act is why that exists.

That's the never telling me ever wrong. What the fuck? You're ruining everything. Body cams just moving pictures, no. Same thing. I didn't realize this. The Dabbleverse is dying. I didn't think it was because there's so much going on right now in the Dabler's.

But the way that John measures it, he has proof that it is dying. I don't know. I get less of a $20 suit. I used to get 20s and $20. tends a lot. I'll send you a nice one on your birthday. Yeah, but like it used to be 20s, 50s. I think the whole devil versus the whole thing is kind of dying out.

I think people just don't like you. Yeah. Yeah. I think that they're giving money to people who aren't you. Right. That's his metric for it dying out. Yeah. I used to get 20s and 50s and now I get twos and fives clouting me.

He's also actively begging. It's not working for him. I know it's not my birthday week yet, but... Oh, he even said when he was complaining about this, I didn't have the clip. But Clay's like, I'm going to give you a bunch of money in your birthday, John. Because he's still gearing up for that October 4th. That's going to be his big day. A big 60.

That's right. I wonder if he's going to make it to it to it. You think he's going to make it to 60? Yes. That'd be a pretty big accomplishment for him, I think. We'll talk odds later. Okay, yeah, good idea. We'll do a Chad Zubach-esque Deathpool.

Right? Oh, a bunch of people money and never pay anyone. This is my favorite clip right here. John gets so flustered by being interrupted by Clay Dabbler. That's why I'm trying to prevent them. I'm trying to defuse it. I'm trying to. I'm sorry.

I'm trying to defuse the situation. See, this is why I'm like, I don't know. Clay just can't shut up, right? Or is he doing it on purpose? The first few times that I saw Clay doing that, Clay does that specific. thing all the time where as soon as John stops and is about to say a word again, then Clay says something. And at first I was like that is just a coincidence and it's a beautiful coincidence.

I think it's on purpose now, though. He does it so frequently. But he's also nervous. Like Clay's got a nervous energy. He's always like making noise and clicking pens and lighten lighters and unwrapping things. And it all irritates, John. Also, I got to point out when you did your show with John. Yeah.

He did the exact same shit where he would talk over. you so you couldn't make a fucking point oh he loves doing that yeah i still think the sirens are fake you think the sirens are fake yeah we did an analysis on on a potato soup that they die off they the sound dies off almost way too quickly for it to be real you're right it's way too loud why would it be that loud that's great holy shit okay well i i hope that i'm going to give clay the better of the doubt he's trolling john and this one is brilliant right here you know i was talking to my attorney here in Florida today who's, you know, super smart

and a very dear friend. He'll be picking me up in a little while. But I'll tell you something because I told them about just not about anything, the case, but about the shit. I'm stuttering here, Clyde. Please can you let me get to it?

By you interrupting me, makes me stutter quicker. More all deeper. Understand? The more you interrupt me, the more I stutter. You've got to wait. until I, I'll leave a right time of pause for you to react. Capiche? Capiche. How am I leave, motherfucker?

I don't think this is the right co-host for John. They don't seem to have a good chemistry yet. I think it's the perfect co-host for John. No, it is, it is very funny. But, compete. John has a really hard time with this. He also has a hard time with finding words, but sometimes when you can't think of the word you want to say, you can find it on the ceiling.

If you just, you guys can attest to how many words I have up on the ceiling, the big words that I always forget about. I think John does the same thing. I'm going to have them confiscate the phone. Because I don't allow you to, you know, what is the right word? Is it there? Is it there? I'm trying to think of the right word.

It's not disturb, but let's just say, to deserve my copyright. That's definitely not the word. It was not the right word. He was looking for it. The ceiling words were useless. A copyright had a Do Not Disturb sign on it. Do not disturb copyright. This is a funny clip because John's talking about me.

And by the way, I'm Lady K again all of a sudden. I thought I was just to do it. I'm back to Lady K. I don't know how that happened. I'm really proud of you. Maybe because everything's been filed. I can be Lady K again. And John says something here that's patly fault.

So I was talking to him about Lady Kay, and I said, Lady Kay, you know, because we were talking about shooting hoops. I go, I'm really a horrible basketball player, but do you know that I beat you? She killed O'Neill. Stop with the fucking lighter. And he goes, no, I didn't know that. He goes, is that video? I go, yeah. And that idiot Lady Kay accused me of lying.

But he didn't know that I had video of it until I put them wrong. just like that idiot lady k bet me a hundred that i didn't ask oj if he would sign my knife until i proved the video he signed my knife well whoa whoa whoa whoa oh j signed his knife no i heard him say something to a car door yes with the window rolled up that oj definitely couldn't hear i don't remember oj then getting out and be like oh you need a knife signed sir you didn't see the end of the video i did not see that part i did see that of the video the limo Trying to get that knife back is why O.J. went to prison, Carl. Right.

This is why John, like, creates these stories for himself. Then he believes them. He did not beat Shaquille O'Neal at basketball. He got one shot off. He was one lucky shot. That's how basketball works. He creates them, believes them, and then improves on them. Right.

He lost his license. This is pretty funny. And he's lying about it. It's pretty well documented. People have found that. But he stopped paying his car insurance. And so the DMV just suspended his license because he doesn't have car insurance on that shitbox car that he has. This was just a funny image that I saw someone posted on the Dablers Anonymous.

It's one of those those old memes of the two buttons and the guy sweating trying to pick between insurance and beers. Very funny stuff. But yeah, John went on his show and claimed that that's not the case of him not paying his insurance. He claims that his bank account was compromised. Is that the word he used? Yeah, it is. He uses it over and over. His bank account was compromised.

And therefore, the payments that he was had as auto pay stopped happening. And nobody told him. Isn't that crazy that no one would tell him about that? You'd think you'd get a heads up from the insurance company or someone to be like, hey, man. Letters in the mail. Yeah, we're not receiving text messages. But then he claims

How many times can this happen to one man? I know so much happens this part, guy. No, but this exact same thing. How many times have we had the credit card, the auto pay, the, forgot the payments. It's happened many times with him. And he claims that he does have insurance again, and he didn't lose his license.

So, I don't know what to believe. Faulty Google Chrome. Very possible. Wait for the body cam. That's all I have to see. The other thing, yes, I will be. The other thing that I found fun this week is the Anthony Coomia stuff, where Anthony said that if John becomes a lawyer,

he'll reimburse John for all of the expenses that went into him becoming a lawyer. And for some, I mean, John's so stupid. I don't know if he really thinks that this is a possibility in his life that he would then become, he'd pass the bar in the next two or three years, but he keeps saying that that's going to happen. There's no way he is motivated enough for that. He's not smart enough for us. Smart enough was obvious.

Motivated, I agree. Yes, there's no way. It's a lot of work you're talking about. But I think I know why. Why? He's talking about it. Same reason he became a real estate agent. He got tired of paying commissions every time he had to sell a property.

He's tired of paying lawyers for all his lawsuits. He wants to do his own. Well, he can do. He could file lawsuits pro se. He doesn't have to have attorneys on these lawsuits. He just will not do well. Even if he passes the bar, that's not going to make him be a better lawyer. I like your theory, though, Cardiff.

I think things are getting expensive. It's a lot of pages. It's a shitload of pages. So anyway, this is from Daabler's anonymous. This is Stering John versus Anthony Coomia. Compound Media, filling out forms. Great content. Isn't that great, though?

Because that's because he was filling out the LSATs, whatever you call it. And he got too difficult for him to even fill it out. So he just stopped and gave up while he was doing that. Impossible. Date. I don't have a date. I wish. Me filling out forms is more interesting than your whole entire fucking show, Pocky.

And why don't you fill out some forms? Like the time you said that you were going to fill out. And don't remember you were supposed to pay me that you were going to pay. You were going to pay all my law up, all my legal. you're going to law school and everything. Are those legal fees going to law school? So this is again, John's mentality of, I asked if I could watch your cats,

therefore I watched your cats. John said he's going to become a lawyer, therefore he's already a lawyer, and Anthony owes him money. Pay me. What do you mean? Anthony doesn't know you shit, you had to become a lawyer first, idiots.

And isn't it a little strange that in that freeze frame, he's actually starting to grow the Uncle Rico mustache? Oh, you're right. He's turning it to Uncle Rico. He really is. Bucky, why you sign something, I'll pay you $10 and then we'll have a fucking binding agreement. That would be the biggest waste of $10 ever, John.

You're not going to become a lawyer. You're not going to go to law school. You won't pass the LSATs. Stop it. I don't know if you know why he's making that reference that he's got to get something signed and he's got to pay him $10 because immediately when Pocky made those comments when he was watching on the show, he brought Vince back. Yep.

to find out if if what Anthony said on the Uncle Rico show was legally binding and that he could actually hold him to it. Yeah. And then Vince made the joke of maybe you can pay him as much as your mom paid you for your house. Yeah. Which is $10. Which is now what the offer he's throwing out to Anthony. Also, it was very interesting that Vince was talking about hiding all of his assets by

putting all the money into his house because in Florida, people who have been sued successfully, can't go after that. Suffer, which is why he lives in the first place. And John's like, I'm way ahead of you on that. Like, you got to stop talking, man. You're fucking idiots. If I do pass the Lsats, then if I do go through law school, and I do pass the bar, you're paying for it, right? I'll wait.

Isn't that what he said? I'll wait. Isn't that what you're talking to you two? I'll wait. What are you waiting for? Yes, that's what he said. He's not going to deny that. We're waiting on you, John.

That's right. Ball's in your court, idiot. You don't wait. You don't wait. You take ass. in order to get paid. Right. You fucking punk.

Face plug-headed punk junk. I'm ready to make the same wager that Anthony Coomia did. I'll pay for John's, all of John's legal fees if he or all of his school fees if he becomes a lawyer. If John becomes a lawyer, I'll eat my club foot. If I'll write that down, I'll fucking sign anything you want. Write that down. There's a zero percent chance. John becomes a lawyer

It's fucking insane It's so stupid That he's going along with this Dumb bit Do you think anyone believes this? A doctor and a lawyer Right Why not?

Kurt, if you ready to play a game with us I guess you've already played the game I haven't I guess you'll just be more observing us Playing a game Wait for it Because it is time for all of us To poke a dabbler

It's time For everyone's favorite New game show to poke a dabbler what do you say carl and your most sexiest co-host ever cardiff electric are you ready to poke a dabbler oh so you're actually playing along with us this time i am awesome all right thanks toogie i'm just here for the monkey tits yeah i'm working on it man i'm working on it i fucking let's see today this is what i eat today you ready Three hard boiled eggs, but I had one at like 10, then, no, one at 10, 10, 30, one at 11, then I

had a bowl of soup. That's it. That's it. You know, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm, you know, I'm all in. And soon I'll be at the gym every fucking day. And as soon as that happens, trust me, biceps are going to look fine. Gut is going to be gone. And ladies, shall be coming. Scola! I did mean a nice girl in Bumble, so I hope that we can go out this weekend. She plays guitar, do a little jamming together.

Leo Gunt. Thanks for the fiber. Nice to see you putting tits. I see you two. The Duke of Denial, thanks us. Dummy. Are you ever embarrassed? No.

Never. Gosh, I'm reading things that he does get embarrassed. But okay. President Mike Legend Sports Drunk driving. First of all, you cannot prove I was drunk. You cannot prove I was stoned. You can't prove that I would have, you know, that I would, I've got a 0.08. You have no proof of any of this.

So this is just false allegations. And if there's any shows that are making these allegations and saying I was drunk, please let me know. Because their only witnesses is a Coke addict. So please let me know. Because you can't start saying I was drunk. You don't know how many beers I had. What did drunkie say next?

Here are your choices. Number one. Uh, I had one bucket. B. Four beers, maybe five in three hours. Next. It was light beer. You dumb fucks.

Four. I don't even know exactly how many I had. Lastly. And I was drinking water in between. Lots of water. To poke a dabbler. Gosh, I want it to be B, because it's beer math, four beers, maybe five, and three hours. I'm going with B.

What's a you, Cardiff, electric. Well, I was going with B as well, but you can do that. Lastly, also rings. Yeah, I can see that too. You're going with lastly? Final answer? Final answer.

Lucy. I'm going to go with next light beer. Okay. And producer, Chris. I also went B. All right. Let's find out. I think Cardiff might have this one.

Because our only witnesses is a Coke addict. So please let me know. Because you can't start saying I was drunk. You don't know how many beers I had I had one bucket Oh Silent shape Got it in the chat

Before we even showed any other Wow Amazing Corona Light In one bucket of beer What The irony is that they're not in bottles

In the bucket It's just a bucket Those are kegs John Well done Tuky. I was busy working. I was running around all over the place. Yeah, we saw.

And I was tired. I was tired. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you're a man enough and drunk enough to poke a dabbler. Tuckysoup.com. Oh, come on.

If I'm going to do Cardiff's thing, I might as well get my plug. Tootisoup.com. Yay! It's in my... nature. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Fuck. I fucked the last one of. Hold on. Let me do this all in one shot again. Cut, take two. I like, when Cardiff does that little da-da-da-da-da-da, he dances to it. He can't help himself.

You all do. You all do. Everyone does. Cardiff Electric, thank you so much for coming on the show today. Where can people find you? Where should they find you? Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric, Carl. That's the place to be.

Live shows going up there now. You know you can do live shows on Patreon now, Carl. I do know that. I've seen Blind Mike do it because they don't really care about copyright. So you could watch movies and TV shows and shit. Not pornography. I've learned the hard way. Yes, that is accurate.

I have also learned that the hard way. Wow. All right. So I guess that's a good segue to Lucy Tightbox's Patreon. Yes. Once over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y,

I do movie reviews on Patreon and on YouTube. And I have a new episode of Lucy does dabble verse coming out on Sunday at 5 p.m. I will be joined by Luigi and Dr. Steve. Nice. And we will be talking all about the latest filings in everybody's favorite lullsuit. So is that going to be a 12-hour live stream or 18?

It will be a round, two and a half hours is the goal but I'm also doing short little snippet videos that are going to be coming out soon so if you want to get a little bit more digestible content about all of the filings that are happening you'll be able to see those soon on my channel as well and what's that called once over with Kaylee

C-A-Y-L-E-Y no I met these new short episodes oh a quickie with Lucy Quickie with Lucy yes yes I saw the first episode thank you very good and Cardiff has a YouTube channel as well Cardiff elect at Cardiff elect and the, what do you have, Thursday nights making fun of Chad? Pretty much, for now, yes. Okay.

I'm still enjoying the Chad tent. I enjoy you enjoying Chad. I do appreciate that. Well, guys, thank you so much for being here. We got some internet news. We got some voicemails coming up. And who doesn't want to know about what's going on with the internet? That's true.

Internet news with Jenny Jinkles. From Patreon, American Thigh shares. I don't agree with Kumi about many things. He's an amazing commentator and captivating personality. It's fun to have SJ back for a minute. I'm not sure why I care, but dumb fun has always attracted me. Comquod Diff TV tuning notes. Opie is so bad that goofing on him and Ron still doesn't hit.

It's so boring. The fucking mattress? Geez, I'd rather hear Joey mattress. SSD mourns, I have never received a marketing event pamphlet. This makes me sad. Was it a trifold? Glossy paper? Bet it was nice.

Deluxe inquires. How can Bauer be a Raiders fan? He doesn't look Mexican or talk like a cholo, and I think he was born here. From Reddit, Candid Motor comments on Opie. He's really trying to turn around the waiter into something, eh? Queasy property ads, which should concern O'Ran because the last food service guy Opie palderon with. Dead. Fudgolopines.

Tommy the Alien is somewhere smiling. From Dabbler's Anonymous, Hot by 866 reports S.J's license is suspended for insurance cancellation. Foya drunky. Latter adhesiveness riffs. Well, looks like Florida turned on. me. Shankopotamus simply writes, L. Small stock notices, and no motorcycle endorsement either. Doesn't look good for old Rake Melendez. Steamroll everything dunks with. That doesn't change the fact that got a Mercedes. And from YouTube, Vinny Headache reminds us, John is reactionary. Something happens?

He drinks a beer. Nothing happens? He drinks a beer. Jams points out, only John would think not knowing is some kind of flex. Yen Zen says what we're all thinking and saying, John is actually trying to use the court system to say, They're making fun of me, make them stop. Jackpods after dark, John claims that Carl's business model was to attack those with a big audience. Before the Dabbleverse, John had 32 viewers on his podcast. Michael Cancellini informs us,

I just learned of the Dabellverse a week ago, and I've been listening to this channel at work 50 hours a week, learning all I can about John. It's been a very entertaining experience so far. Keep it up. AAA Skeet says with open arms, welcome. You can never leave. John from Waterfront Village wishes him.

Good luck explaining this universe to anyone who isn't a listener. And Michelangelo plays us out with a direct message to stuttering John. Say it as many times as you like. This is not how it happened. Excellent job. Jenny Jingles and producer Chris with the Internet News. And you produced something else for us this week, Chris. A little something.

Yeah. So we have a new bumper for our voicemail segment. I haven't heard this yet. Let's check it out. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and rolla. Yes, the rock and rolla voicemail segment, starting with Boner Guy.

Hey, Carl, it's me again. I'm having some thoughts on our lovely friend, Mr. Suttering John. And if you had a child, Carl, which obviously you don't, being a gay man, because gay people never have children. But if you did, and that child turned out to be gay, do you think that you would use calling somebody gay as a slur anymore? I don't think I would. See, I have a son, but my son's not gay, which is where I can join you in saying that I think stuttering John is a fucking faggot.

But if my son was gay, you know, I don't think I'd ever use those slurs anymore. And in a similar vein, if you had a child and that child changed their gender, do you think that you'd actually misgender people as a way of sort of, slurring or disparaging them. I don't think you would. But then again, what do I know? Because after all, I do vote for you, Carl, every week at thecreepoff.com, and you almost never win.

And I keep doing it. So maybe I'm not the best authority on what's right. Bye. You're doing the right thing, boner guy. The creepoff.com vote for car. We just did a bonus show with my buddy, Johnny Furica, a former detective for the rest of the police department, breaking down a crazy cop cam. You know, the Kia boys that we had?

in Rochester or have in Rochester. They had him in Elbuquerque, too. And these kids, 11, 13, and 15, murdered a cyclist at 4.30 in the morning driving into them and filmed it and posted it on Instagram. Fascinating stuff. I just gave away the ending, but that's the cop video that we watch on The Creepoff. If you go to Patreon, I like that The Creepoff, we do a bonus episode every Friday. Balsy.

Dumb. Yeah. Very, very dumb. Similar. Yes. All right, this just will not die. Hey, Carl, this is Pop Sculpture. I am caught up with all the episodes, but I still wanted to weigh in on the whole Renaissance Fair thing.

And it is Renaissance Fair. I used to be one of the degenerates at work there. So I'm right. Everybody else is wrong. Don't call me back. Bighton. Yes, it is fair. And corn tortillas.

We've all, this has been settled out. We don't have to talk about it. Okay, hold on. I got to add an element to tortillas. Sorry to me about tortillas, Debbie. I agree with you, corn tortillas. Yeah. But I'm a fan of making tacos at home.

We're making tacos at home. Yep. The pre-packed corn tortillas suck. Oh, no, no, no. So tacos at home flour. Totally disagree. At a restaurant corn. I make tacos at home all the time.

And it's always corn tortillas, but not crunchy. No. Not the crunchy corn tortillas. Yes. Talking about just regular corn tortillas. And then you get them real nice and hot and crispy. No, flower I'll come over to your house

I'll show you how to do it Just like Megan Marco I'll teach you how to cook tacos We're out of way I'll make you a bag With your name on it Thank you Mickey Mouse called into the show

Hi Carl It's me Mickey Mouse I haven't called it a while Are you still goofy Yeah I mean Anyway I just wanted to call it you know you're a cunt Bye

Very mean actually I don't know why I played that. Oh, shit. This is making fun of Lucy does dabalverse. Oh, no. Hey, what's up? Carl. This is Ian, Greater Good on the chat there.

Just driving through the mountains, listening to the Lucy does delverse analysis there. I thought it was good as informative and entertaining and important. I thought it was interesting how they chose to file the lawsuit in New York. County, you know, where Manhattan is, instead of Monroe, Rochester, I thought that was pretty important. Yeah, John's just such a fucking idiot, man. Just an endless fountain of content and idiots here, really.

But I hope the whole lawsuit works out, man. I hope you don't take too much of a hit on this thing. I'll be tuning in to the show for more analysis, and that's about it. So rock and rolla. Rock and roll. Oh, my God. I sound so retarded. I feel like I don't understand why anybody listens to me ever.

That's amazing. I love it. Yep. Sorry about that. I forgot you were coming over. Cow photographer. Call it again. Sorry, the pills and say, hey, it's a cow photographer.

And yeah, so I'm a couple episodes behind. Sorry, I don't have four hours to give to listening to this fucking podcast. Sorry, that's just one episode. I don't have eight hours a week. to give to this podcast all the time, guys. God, like, brevity. Please, please, brevity, please. This is a short one today, so I got that going for me.

Here's some advice of what we can do to make our Patreon better. Carl, I'm calling my shot. I'm going to be the first one to say it to request it. On the Patreon, we need a picture of you, Topless, T-O-P-L-E-S-T-L-S, Toplis. And Annie wins the, is it gay game? Shocker. I'll let Megan know that you've requested Topless photos of her on our Patreon.

I'm sure she'll be quick to get that going for us. You can find them right under John's audiobook. Right. All right. Last one. Hey, Carl. This is Scott from Cleveland. I'm not doing too well.

I'm in treatment for alcohol once again. But I overheard a guy talking at lunch. And he goes, I just hear a bit of the conversation. Yeah. He was on Howard Stern. So this guy, he's a fucking glorified call screener. And so I'm like, are you talking about stuttering John? He's like, yeah.

I'm like, wait, so do you know about who are these podcasts? He's like, yeah, man. I know about Carl all that. I know about Cardiff and then be dabbler. So I'm in treatment now in Columbus, Ohio, and I found the first dabbler ever in person. So I wanted to let you know you're bringing me together in the community. at a rough time. Thank you.

That's fantastic. I'm glad you're getting help. Sounds like it's not your first time getting help, but maybe meeting other friends. Meeting other friends who, like the dabble verse, will help heal you as it did Adam Bush. You know, sometimes you just need a fraud that you can talk to you about this stuff, and it can change your life. Yeah, that is exciting. It's all very excited. That's stuttering, John, has got a lot of people that quit drinking. So many.

I'm an asshole. I got to go. I got to go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I'm gonna go I'm gonna

Okay bye That was a great episode That was really great Man That was a good episode I enjoyed that I don't know Who gives a shit

Why I'm even still doing this I'm out of here Ah Carl I love you Go fuck yourselves Have a good week Bye Brennan John of the faggot

John Melendez is a fucking faggot Bye Boom A plane has hit volley Vinny Paulino Because he's so fat Boom Look man

I'm getting fucked I do give the fuck actually