Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep660 - Opie & Ron Show, Keanu, Michael Ray Bower, StutJo, KarmicX

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

This week we start off in rural Minnesota where KarmicX is having a tough go. He’s already having a bad day when Adam Busch shows up in the chat and Karmic takes notice. He has a Rob Saul-esque meltdown over the most innocuous chats. The good news is, he might be teaming up with Aaron Imholte on Steel Toe if they can figure out the contract.  We watch Keanu Thompson make up stories about me while on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan. Apparently when I was in the Catskills at Chrissie Mayr’s event, I was a nervous wreck, crying about Keanu potentially telling KB about my live show. Wow, what a crazy break from reality. Adam is continuing his deep dive on Michael Ray Bower; the former Nickelodeon actor reflects on the failure of his Monday Night Football drinking stream. Stuttering John was publicly rejected by Kristen Carney and he does not handle it well. Opie continues to be shamed by Ron the Waiter for not stepping up and getting him a new mattress while three different WATP listeners are chipping in. Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and Cardiff’s “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish things off with some reviews, Spotify comments, and your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/5JyEVUx4Nbw  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Saints. We'll talk about how desperate Keanu Thompson is for Kevin Brennan's approval. Michael Ray Bauer did his Monday night football drinking stream and now reflects on the decisions that he has made. Suttering John gets rejected by a girl he likes. Hope he doesn't want to talk about it, but Mattress

Gate just won't go away and rob the waiter tell us all about it. Megan will be by with another round of Is it Gay? We'll try to poke a dabbler with Cardiff plus reviews and voicemails. But first, Karwick was feeling all his feels. And boy, did he get upset when Adam Bush showed up in his chat. And Adam, you know, sometimes all you have to do is put a little comment in there. It could be something mundane, not even that interesting.

People just see it to you and they get real upset about it for some reason. I have that effect on people. I know. I'm not even sure why. It seemed like a soft-spoken nice guy. It was very, very late at night. I think he started at like 2 or 3 a.m. And I just caught the beginning.

And he was very calm, very mellow, actually particularly boring when he started this stream, if you want to show us. Yeah, in fact, I believe you called this clip, Dead on Arrival. He's not even ready to start a show. So, I digress. Welcome to Carmecax Live, everybody. I'm doing all right. yesterday well i didn't do too terribly much uh yesterday morning i uh went to town visited my grandmother and uh went grocery shopping bought my cigarettes and that was it good stuff great show

yeah you know howard stern really taught us all just talk about your life it'll be compelling people be interested in it unless that's your life if that's your life don't talk about your life that's why he hates podcasters right this is why you do all the AI shit car because your life is boring and you need to escape from it everyone needs to escape from your life specifically please don't explain it to us i love how he calls it going into town yeah so he lives in a town that holds like a hundred hold population is like 160 people that's what i've heard anyway it's not a big place So I just picture like an old western Where it's like there's the post office

There's the restaurant And that's it That's it He when he was with his ex-girlfriend Felicia He was talking about going to a restaurant For the first time Oh yeah

And it was like a Jersey mics or something He was all excited about it's like whoa I've been hearing about this place David de Vita won't shut up about it Now It's incredible She took him to Benny Hanes and he thought he needed a passport.

He's like, this is wild. What country are we in now? We're still in Philly. It's still Philly. So what we learn is that it takes very little to throw him off. What you're going to see here is him getting all worked up about a technical problem that hasn't happened. It's just when he remembers happening. Okay.

It fucking bothers the shit out of me. It drives me fucking nuts. Because here's the thing, people. the first five to ten minutes of the show it's kind of important to me it's important that I establish something early on right away

so if mux is going to send my feed blank then we're going to have a fucking problem they have no fucking idea what it has that I have to goddamn go through to reorganize my goddamn brain on the fly they don't know

Why would they? Yeah, how? He's talking about Evie Mucks, by the way. I don't know why he's pronouncing it the way that he has. That's like the platform he's using to stream his show. And I love that he calls it a show. It's like, when I start my show, the first five times minutes, like, I'm sorry, man. This is not a show.

He comes prepared with nothing. Well, except for the trip to town and visiting grandma. Don't get me wrong. That was very exciting. But I just think like maybe this isn't for Karmic. And we're going to see that as we go through the show. It's over two hours of him just freaking out. off the handle and I think the guys like him should just be in the chat acting superior to the

people on the screen that's where that's where they excel if they can sit there and just type stuff like ah these guys stink am i right oh is that how he rose to fame it is yeah he said pat dixon's chat and then i'm lcc so people are like oh it's carmic x and then all of a sudden he had his channel and people started watching him he paid his dues oh he's a dues payer for sure and so guys like this they watch it they go oh that's easy i can do that and then they come on and then something goes wrong and they fly off the handle they can't i'm going back into town they can't handle it at all yeah as soon as he learned he wasn't going to only receive love constantly from every single person he was like whoa whoa whoa this isn't fair right it's it's easy

when you're in the chat and everyone's on the same team and you know you can clown on uh whoever kevin's clowning on that particular episode i'm i'll see it's like oh i'm really good at this everyone agrees with me yeah then you come out your own show and you started talking about your AI music career. I'd be like, okay, man, cool. He, he, um, he's not emotionally developed enough to handle any of this to any of the people making fun of him or any of the technical mistakes because that was him complaining about something that hasn't happened yet.

This is how he reacts now when something actually does happen. So that's where I'm at with my emotions. So there. God damn fucking arm. Look at the shit $120 mic arm Can't stay the fuck up It's tightened all the way

Okay So what's your take on this Is this performance that he's doing Is he really this frustrated With his mic arm Because this continues for the next two hours Whereas mic arm never fixes itself Cheap drugs are a hell of a drug

Good point That is what's happening And that Mike Arm has a a real mind of its own. It's incredible, the brilliant comedic timing this mic has for the rest of the show. He'll scream at it to lower and it won't. And then the second he forgets about it, it just slowly starts lowering. He tries to go with it by like lowering his body lower and lower, but he just makes him angrier and angrier. This is, it's like the Muppet show. It's like, you know, someone just kind of fucking with the performer. What the hell?

This is really exciting because I've never seen like the metamorphosis of a low cow and how they're born and in this clip, in these clips we get to see it happen in real time. He goes into the cocoon, he comes out and everyone just is like, you're the guy now and they start treating him as such, which he does not

like. And maybe it's drugs. Maybe it's this downward spiral he's on because of the end of his relationship. He's going to explain it right here that maybe it doesn't have anything to do with tech problems at all. People, I'm going through a lot

shit. I'm trying to change my life for the better, and it's been driving me. It's been difficult. I'm not going to lie to you, people. It has been difficult. Hey, Rush Limfag, when's the next time you're going to finger Felicia's

fishy flaps? I want to say thanks, Anonymous. I love that he thanks Anonymous for the Supertip. That was his voice talking. about his ex-girlfriend. Thanks for the Super Tip Anonymous.

Yes. I can't even give his name. You don't have to thank him for that. He's got to fuck it with you. So I'm watching his rage and his demeanor and his emotions like he was talking about. And it reminds you of the old adage, like, pussy is like oxygen. It's not a big deal until you aren't getting any. Yeah.

I think that's what's going on with him. I miss those fishy flaps. I think that's what's happening with him. That is definitely it. And you have to keep in mind that he's. 41 and this is his first real relationship and it's not a relationship it's a girl that used him for a couple weeks that he chose to be completely transparent about on air and just tell everyone every single detail because they were in love and they were going to be together forever

that's what he told us now he's slowly coming to terms with the fact that that's not real and he's so pissed at all of us for it specifically you and i car but is he going to apologize to evie mucks though, is what I wanted to know, because he was very upset with that. He's a strongly worded letter is in the works. Yeah, so this goes back to more Felicia talk, and of course,

Pat Dixon was Felicia's actual real export. Right, like a real boyfriend, girlfriend, relationship before he came around. And then I can't, and then here's another fucking funny thing. When I bring him up, people say, oh, why are you always talking about him?

Because he's talking about me. So I can talk about him all I fucking want. Now, can I? Any motherfucker who wants to talk about me and shine a shit light on me? We're done. We're done. So I can talk about him as I jolly well fucking please. Yeah.

So people in the chat I'm seeing are saying, you know, it's performative, this is all fake. Let me tell you what's happening here because I've been around this for a little while now. And this is what I say. Like some people aren't built for this lifestyle. or this life. So when he said, you're saying, why can't I talk about Pat Dixon?

He's reading every comment under his YouTube. He's reading the subreddits. He's out there reading everyone's comments and it's bouncing around in his head nonstop. And that's why he's addressing things without them even coming up. It's not like he's responding to a chat. And you say, why can't I talk about Pat Dixon?

Like, uh, who, did you say that? I was just watching the show, man. What just happened just now? And this goes on. the entire stream where he's responding to things that no one's brought up, but you can tell

he's dwelling at it. And we're used to seeing it in slow motion with John Melendez. Right. He does that, but this is like on speed, it's just so much faster and wilder. It's very intense. But when he said that thing about if you dare criticize me, like I didn't come to do a show to have people be honest with me. If you're going to criticize me in any way, then go fuck yourself is when I feel obligated

to take to the chat and I wrote dating anyone oh boy that is the way you wrote in the chat and he reacts to that he did notice it that's his signature move there's Adam Bush I'm not even going to read your fucking message I'm not even

to read your chat Adam Bush you got some Dawson's Creek reunion to fucking look after you got some of that those old acting adages back when TV sucked dick I wasn't watching TV when Adam Bush hit the scene

I have better things to fucking do than watch that shit schlucky shit but I digress I don't care if it's performative or not it's awesome it's not bad the Dawson's Creek reunion line would have been good but he said to look after

yeah he doesn't know words work He's not really good at delivering the line. Like, that would have been a funny line to have. What's an acting adage? I don't know either. But I was wondering, because it's a very funny reference. I was like, he doesn't watch TV from that era, but he's got Dawson's Creek, like, right at the ready.

How did that happen? And then I found out the day he said this, there was a Dawson's Creek reunion. Yeah. So he's up on this stuff. Well, that kind of made big news because what's his name, James Vanderbeek? Right.

Isn't well. Oh, he looks. He was like his head changed shapes He talks about shapesifters I think James Vanderebeek is one of these guys It's just cancer Oh right right right So we probably shouldn't be laughing that much about it

Also when Karmic yells That's when his arm drops Yeah it's awesome It's amazing It's like he has a trigger Like a foot trigger Oh could you imagine if he's actually doing all of this He's like jokes on you

And he puts out the video from behind him He's a genius how he's doing it See strings on his feet And he's pulling all of it that would be It's all brilliant. All brilliant. He just listened to him because this is what, it does irk me about him, is that he came on the scene as this like man of men.

Like he's going to show you what manhood is about. Right. And that I was less than a man because I read books and I have lighting and things like that. He's very against that. So I like to check up on him and see if he's going to be a man of his word right here. Okay. Let's switch the topic, shall we? Let's switch the guy.

goddamn topic. Oh, let's see. What else is going on in this fucking world? What else is going on? Let me ponder. I'm going to ponder, okay? That's part of my stream, too. Adam Bush, you got a fucking point of view?

Maybe you and Carl get suck each other's dicks over it. Maybe that's what you can fucking do. Have a fucking ball, you fucking bitch. Anyway. Seemed to be getting to him, Adam. I thought he was going to change the subject. He was going to. But then I wrote in the chat,

sorry. I wrote, what was it like to be in an airplane? Well, before, is that the next clip? No, I wrote that right there. That's what you wrote that got him to ask about to suck each other's dicks. It's surprising to me

how many people in the devil verse fantasize about Adam and me having gay sex? And I wonder who the top would be. No one's explained that to me yet. Rob has drawings and he's got caricatures that Mike Morse made for him. It's the whole thing. Rob thinks that we have a three-sim with a dog.

We're just like, no, no, no. That's not what our sex life is, man. Come on. That's weird. You're being weird. And I love him. He's like, I'm going to change the subject right now. And then he can't.

He's incapable of it. I feel like that's methamphetamine. But who knows, we can't say. Right here, he kind of hits rock bottom. This is kind of the lowest, I think, you can get on air and not realize that you're in charge of this stream. It's not happening to you. Uh-oh. enough of this

fucking world of fucking degeneracy fucking nonsense garbage enough of it so I need a break I need a fucking break yeah I need a fucking break

are you guys gonna tell me otherwise oh holy fucking shit I'm taking a breath right now let me breathe people I don't give a fuck if you you don't do you guys like silence silence is here right now

I'm just taking a moment to fucking breathe fucking process if that's too much too much of a shit show for you then go away can you pause at a second yeah it was like five

it was 20 seconds ago where he was like I'm sorry if I'm shouting is that too much for you can you guys handle it can I just shout for a second or are you guys fucking too weak

like it's fine buddy and then I was like oh I'm sorry I'm taking some silence is that too tough on you guys is that is that too much silence we're fine buddy we are we are even keel

he's fighting everyone for every reason Adam he just sounds like any drunk broad in a Rochester dive bar. Oh, am I being obnoxious? You don't like you when people are obnoxious? Yeah. No, we don't. We're moving away from you now.

Fine. I'll just go over here and say nothing. Like, yeah, yeah, that's what we were hoping. Perfect. Idiot. I mean, I remember Nick Rickeda at the end of Hackamania. I remember him not having processed this breakup with April, and this man is just in free fall.

Like, no one can tell him she's not coming back. Right. He's doing this all. for her, I think. Oh, boy. And it's not working. I mean it. Just go.

Bye. Bye, Nara. All right. I'm worked up. I'm starting to sweat a little bit. I can see the glisten in my fucking face. But when you start telling people to leave and not watch your show, that right there is definitely a sign of strength and owning your haters and knowing what's up.

And someone who smash his puss on a regular basis. Oh, yeah. For sure. And it ends it right there. And people know, oh, that bothers him. We're just going to stop it. Yes. Oh, I don't need to be here fucking with you.

I won't be. Guys, back the fuck off. My apologies. Oh, fucking Christ. All right. Stay up, Mike. Stay the fuck up. There we go.

Oh, he calls his dick, Mike. And all you naysayers. Go suck that cock. Okay. Go suck that cock. I don't know. There's just something about a certain family. Why am I getting my cock-socked?

I don't even understand. And it's the one of the chat. I'm better to tell it to stay up. I do think that this is the definition of insanity to keep doing the same thing and hoping it something will change. Like, he just keeps bringing the mic back up, bring it up. And I can't believe it's falling down again. Take it out of the stand and hold it.

Anything. It's better than just pretending it's going to work at some point. Right. Yeah, just go down. Yeah, keep going fucking down. Keep fucking going down. Because that's how you operate. That's what I wanted when I bought this fucking mic arm.

I wanted to just go down and get the fuck away from my mouth. because that's what I want. Oh, my God! All right. Oh, fuck sakes. Okay. Now, the chat is shitting on me, so we're not going to look at that. So, fuck it.

If you don't like the show, leave. I'm not telling you to fucking stay here. You got freedom of fucking choice, motherfucker. If you don't like the show, go. Easy as that. Okay, Mike, time to fall down. Come on, microphone. Hey, why, why I'm doing that fucking night, do it again.

Perfect timing. Amazing. They were like, tighten the microphone arm. I did. I've tightened it to the point where it's starting to grind into it now. And I can't tighten it anymore. And it just falls like this. Like this.

Holy fucking shit. Yeah, he really, he went through all of the different phases right there. You don't like this. You don't have to watch. And then you guys are being mean in the chat. I'm going to stop reading the chat now because I don't want to see people. being made to me. And then finally,

acceptance. This is my life now. And I'll let sweating in there because that's one of those. He was sweating. Now, it really starts to remind me of John at Thanksgiving when he was at his mom's.

Because this doesn't stop. It still goes on and people take the queue and start calling him. But I digress. I can bitch about that for another 20 minutes, but it ain't going to fucking resonate. It ain't going to change things. If I get a microphone, look at it,

it's falling again. fucking ah oh i'm pissed is it all right to be angry world can i be angry once in a while or are we going to have have a powwow about carmic oh there's something going on

with karma go eat my shit with a fucking silver spoon he knows to say words he know that that's what you're supposed to do when you're on the microphone yeah that's where it ends that's where it ends right there it's it's always figured out so far

he's also heard some bigger ones he just doesn't know what they mean or where they belong in a sentence no and the silver spoon poorly timed i just don't know i just not sure what that was supposed to mean fair it's all so stuttering john yeah i guess when you reach this level of low countess that it's all the same the symptoms are the same it's easier to diagnose right here speaking of low cows he has a message for aran imholt from steel toe i feel i'm doing something right I want to reiterate to Aaron Imholt from Steel Toll Morning Show. Thank you for the offer, but I must decline, simply because I do not, I do not sidekick well. What do you do well? Somebody's probably younger than me.

You know, it's just a, it's a seniority thing with me. That's not how seniority works, by the way. It's not about age. line one carmics yeah i told you guys you can't call my phone while i'm streaming but you do it anyway oh jesus because you don't give a fuck oh boy you don't care no you don't give a shit fuck fuck karmic right it's fun it's fun fuck karmic my 80 year old mother fell right getting that pizza

so he thinks that air and him over from still Toto wants him to be his sidekick or second mic on Steeltoe morning show. Is there any truth to that? I believe so, because he gets into some specifics later on. It sounds like it was an actual offer made. Oh, well, that's exciting.

Man, Johnny Crutches me very upset. This is who replaces. I'm like, John is like, did I not cry enough? Is that the problem here? I could have cried more. I could stand for longer, boss. Maybe on one leg this time, hey? Oh, no. Poor Johnny. Getting replaced by Carbick would definitely be

Like, you know what, it's my time to go. We've had a good run. You want something I can't provide, Aaron. That's all up to you. Right. So this is great with the phone calls because as soon as they realize, I don't know why he now has an inability to turn his phone off. They realize he also has a landline somewhere in this trailer. I hope your morning's going well.

I am rolling. I'm rocking and rolling. I'm doing the best I fucking can. That's how I'm feeling right now. I just want to be able to do it right. I hate you, world. I really hate you. Call me again, motherfuckers.

I don't give a shit. Yeah, hey, uh, but thank you, we remit and good morning. There you go. Johnny's infected forest skin got it right. Fuck Carmic. Yeah. That's what everybody wants to do.

Yeah, fuck them. It's Vaughn, right? Fuck this guy. you guys have been doing that for months anyway do it again there's another day carmick you're having a moment why don't you uh go up to your room and think about this for a little while let's talk about this tomorrow let's sleep on it this is a good place to work out his thoughts and feelings on what's happening to him i think it's making it worse yeah yeah it really is and um as hurt as he is he's not hurt enough to forget all of his plugs oh that he remembers well that's good

Or if you want to do something new and actually, you know, have some creative levels of integrity, you can do that too. Creative levels of integrity. Okay. Try it one time. But you know what? If you don't have any integrity with your fucking words, you can always use the anonymous. You can always call yourself anonymous to make it feel better. Thanks, Karmic.

Don't be like Dan one night, accidentally putting his fucking name on shit talk. That's a good point. I don't know what Carverick X's the real name is. What an asshole. Yeah, what a prick. And by the way, you said he was a chatter. I didn't even realize that. So he gets his start from the chat,

and it took him like six months to be like, you fucking bottom feeding scum. How dare I not know your name and a dress when you call me a shit hat? The man moves quick. I'm trying to put on a show for you, and this is what I get. Oh, no.

It's incredible. You think you would understand how this works, yeah. You would hope it's crazy. and with no sense of irony at all. He announces his new policy for the chat. Okay. He has, like anybody who shits on me becomes the chat hero.

That's the new normal in my chat room. So I've been not looking at the chat like I used to. I'm giving a shit. So I used to, but you can't anymore. It's all garbage nowadays. I'll just do this show by myself with my, own fucking mind then. I say an incredible idea.

Oh, gee, I gave all the control over to the chat room, and that didn't work out for me. Go figure. Yeah, you go on with nothing planned. You went to the store that day and visited Grandma, nothing else planned, and then you're upset when the chat's not helping you run your show for you. Yeah. And a lot of people suffer the same delusion that everyone's just going to be like picking them up on their shoulders and marching them down the street in a parade.

Carmic, carmic. It's like, no, you've got to put out a fucking show that people enjoy. Otherwise, they're just going to turn on you and tell you you suck. And it's funny because that's the quality that a lot of people like him hate people in Hollywood for because they have a hit movie and then they get an ego. And then the second one doesn't do as well. And they come off different and kind of bitter and upset. And you look at them as ungrateful and you're right. But what is this on a different level?

It's the same thing. You were a chatter like you said. Everyone was behind them in the chat. Now it's just him and he cannot handle that it's different in return. Now, this next moment I'm not that proud of because I've gone to sleep, by the way. After that last chat, I'm asleep. I went up to go to the bathroom around like 3.30, 4 in the morning. Wait, your time?

His time. He's central. I saw so thorough Joe Burroughs in the chat. He mentioned this was like 4 a.m. that we're looking at now his time. So yeah, that's crazy. So whatever time I went up, I didn't even look. I just picked up my phone. I'm not proud of this.

I'm not. I have to confess to it. And I just picked it up. I saw he was still going. And I wrote, uh, Carmic likes Wieners. You're not proud of that? No.

Why not? But I digress. It, it afforded Adam Bush to fill his bookshelf behind him. So he can look. It's all about appearances with these Hollywood fucks. All about appearances. But I digress.

Now I see we're not proud of that. That probably hurt pretty. Mad. He called it your books, your bookshelf. I was hoping you wouldn't show the whole clip where he talks about the books. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't need that. I don't need that out there. Yeah. You don't get that kind of heat from Carbick.

It's rough. Now, I thought he had completely dismissed this second banana to Aaron gig. But it turns out he's going to start negotiating. Oh, good. J-dub Productions. Carmick signed the big contract to be on Steelto? No. No.

I don't know what offer he has for me, but he's going to have to tell me what the offer is if I'm going to take to any fucking, you know, if I'm going to take it seriously. That's how offers work. This man is a child. Yes. Yeah, I mean, if I'm going to sign an offer,

then I need to see an offer. Right. These guys are just like playing pretend broadcast or disc jockey, whatever they think they're doing. None of this is real. and they're embarrassing themselves along the way so that's fun for us

and he's talking about what from KB 100 bucks an episode or something what kind of deal memo were you expecting to be curried over to you right yeah the the chat in there is making fun of them because it says sign the big contract to be on the steel to show you know there's a lot of big contracts

going around oh it is from a production company Jdub so I see yeah it's an official probably do know yeah what's going on but he's open to it you see he's asking yeah before he said I don't know I'm older than him. I don't think I can do it.

And he's just like, I don't know what it is the offer actually. That's pretty sweet. So, uh, this shows he does not know how to flirt with women at all. That doesn't surprise me. Like, people have really went after Taz during that time. And just, just on the basic level of her being a girl, it's, uh, it, it's not cool, you know, the shit that was thrown at her and I defended her the best way I could

by saying hey I don't think she's unattractive at all and I said it in certain words so wow that boy doesn't think I'm unattractive ooh whee

Tan's gonna get real wet from that one he really thought he said something there yeah he sure did so it turns out he does however know how to flirt with Aaron that he's comfortable with got it saying best Minnesota to podcast, way better than Steelblow. Steeltoe, he likes to focus on things that are well-suited for radio,

you know, FM radio. That's how I look at his particular program. It just doesn't seem like it's something that I need in my world. I'm not shitting on steel dough. I'm not because it's low-hanging fruit at this point. So, yeah, I'm just not going to shit on the guy. It was nice of him to offer me a position on Wednesdays. that's a very nice thing he didn't have to offer me that but I think he understands that he sees a little bit of a fire building in my particular stream so I understand that so when he sees that sees my cash a go up a little bit he reaches out or he puts out hold on a second I got to pause it right there we started this by going through the first two hours of his show where the chat is turning out of him and he doesn't know what to do and he's like oh I guess shit he got me is and whatever one's doing now and now he's two hours in he's just like oh Aaron made me an offer to be on a show and my cash a has been up obviously and he's like oh I guess A's been up obviously I

Everyone's looking to get me on their show so I could see why that would happen. What happened, Karmick? What was the change here? I think it was about chemicals and how much we're in his body at the time and coming down from it. And the fact that he's been on for so long, I think new audiences cycle in. Good point. Yes. What he wants from Karmic.

And there's just that sidekick element that I just don't know if I worked well with, per se. But I would definitely work. I don't know. I don't know how good I would be bouncing back. and forth between me and steel toe um i think you understand that maybe the back and forth would be good might be interesting to the audience so there's an understanding there i think there i think it would be you know i'm just thinking about out loud people forgive me he acts like it's adam carola being offered the jacky chair and he acts like he's been doing this forever right it's like it's gonna suck

It's going to be terrible. You and Aaron Holt doing a show together? It's going to blow. Yeah. You don't have to even contemplate it or think about it. It's going to suck. Everyone's going to hate it. And he just made it clear that his chat is full of haters who don't want him to succeed.

And now he's like, how can I let these people down? They love me in the zone. I know. This has completely changed a 180. But I think he might be right. There might be chemicals involved. Yeah, definitely. And he's playing into this anger.

He's got to get it out. He wants to be angry. He's like pushing it. You know, it's really. He's feeling. but it's not necessary. He's just unhappy and confused. But boy, at the end here, it's so funny to see a man

at their absolute lowest in the gutter with their head in the puddle, still looking up with enough strength to shit on Aaron. But thank you, Pools Cam, Sam. Steeltoe is nice enough to say kind words, but he did not do shit in order. He was not influential at all. with my current

my current shine the star the shine of my star what you will he was not responsible I did five minutes nobody's going to glean anything

from that five minutes I did on steel dough and say that guy I need to watch him it just didn't happen whose fault is that guy went on normal world

I didn't blame Dave Landau what the fuck he fucked up at my appearance of normal it's like no that's up to you as a guest on the show to make people want to go see what you're up to. He doesn't see responsibility as an option available to him.

Right. That was a bizarre take on that. It's like, why would I do Aaron's show? I did five minutes on there and only got a few additional subscribers. That's kind of on you, man. Either way, I look forward to seeing him every Wednesday on the Steel Toe Morning Show. I hope they do work out that huge contract and the negotiations that take place. I'm looking forward to that.

I hope he has a good agent for this one that really gets him everything he deserves on it. I don't know if anyone knows this. but the three of us were at this place called the Villa Roma in the Catskills. And you're hearing footage of that right now. Somehow Clay Dabler just joined the shell. I'm not sure how that is. But so we were at the Villa Roma at Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. It's been talked about a little bit by people.

A little. And this Saturday night, Kianu Thompson, Kiki, our friend, went on the MLC podcast, Miserables Company hosted by Kevin Brennan. And she got to spill some tea about what she learned talking to me at this show. And so she's very excited to talk to Kevin about it. Is Carl always seemed short when he's taking pictures with people? Is he what is he? You are talking about WATP Carl.

Is that it? Yeah, Club Foot Carl. Is he what kind of hype is he? I have to tell you, I didn't get to tell. you and I wouldn't have told you unless he told me not to tell you why when we were at uh no he didn't tell me not to tell you but I like Carl all right but so it starts off with I wouldn't have told you but Carl told me not to tell you and she goes no no he didn't tell me not to tell you and we're friends so everything that I'm going to talk about right now is totally cool because we're totally

friends and so I'm going to let you know all the shit that Carl told me and I will let everyone know what the conversation actually was because I don't know if Keanu is making this up. I don't know if she's a liar. I don't know if she's just really dumb. Very possible because she still doesn't understand the text message that she read on Kevin's show. She didn't understand the point of that or the content of it. She claims one thing. It was the exact opposite. But this is her interpretation of what was going down. Also, it just wasn't the place to bring up like price steel toe clips you know and then he shooed rich boss away which was odd yeah okay okay that's fair but what's his show if he doesn't watch steel toe and stutter and john well i don't know

so keanu starts criticizing the show that we put on and keanu obviously is one of the best live podcasters to ever play the game so when she gets me notes i'm like oh and then what should we have done? It's insane to me. The Keanu is telling me two things. One, that I shouldn't be doing steeltoe clips at WATP Live. The show we were promoting for all those months

to come out and see us live. Curl who's going to know who stealto us? Everyone who came to see WATP Live. What are you talking about stuttering John over here? Yeah. Probably. Yeah. That's definitely what we're going to do when you come to see WATP live. That's how that works. The sole purpose of her being on this show is for Kevin

to make fun of you. Yes. She starts to do it, and it's so unbelievable that he has to start questioning her. Even he's like, hold on. He's like, he's like, what did you think was going to happen? So he started doing a live WATP? Isn't that what they do? What they do live shows? She's like, well, yeah, I don't know.

And this Rich Voss angle is so retarded. I love, and it's been proven that Rich Voss didn't have a problem with this. And Kianu still to this, up to this past weekend, thinks this is like this big deal that Rich Voss wasn't allowed to hang around on the show for very long. And then he walked into Carl's show because he's like, of course, I'll do these guys a favor. And then, uh, uh, sorry, Carl goes, don't you fucking dare, Rich. No. And then, don't you dare what?

What was he doing? Sit down and be a part of the show. Oh, so, wait. So Carl didn't know Rich Ross was going to show up. No, he, Chrissy went, why don't we have Rich come? And since Coomia can't come. right and then Carl was like no fuck it whatever but then no I don't even think he said that he just said fuck you rich right and Keanu was there so she would know exactly what went down

what Keanu doesn't know and she shouldn't know and why she shouldn't be having an opinion on this is that we've been ragging on Rich Voss on this show for years this is going back a very long time before we were on YouTube the audio version of who are these podcasts made in front of my wife hates me over and over again because Rich Voss is a garbage podcaster and I called him out of poker the night before and then he came on my show and I said get the fuck out of here I don't want a shitty podcaster on my show

and we had it back and forth and it was everything it should have been the first time Rich Voss was on WTP and the last time was everything it should have been and Keato continues to criticize me Carl should have pivoted and had Rich Voss on the show nope I actually played it perfectly and Rich admitted that when Chad called him

he goes yeah no I had no business being on Carl's show And so he told me that And it was fine We had a fun little conversation A little back and forth I mean you were there Adam I thought that couldn't have got better

We're in the middle of a steel toe segment He comes out I go fuck off We talked about how I liked his wife Better than him Yeah I reiterated that fact We had a fun back and forth

And then he ran off It was very funny It was a great cameo It was fine What Keano's doing Is the same thing That John does When he gets like a compliment

Someone leaves one of his gigs And go great gig And he's like He looked me in the eye And he said, that gig was the greatest gig I've ever seen. He's like, Rich Vaughn's like, whoa, shortest podcast appearance I ever did and walked away. And she's like, my God, he was humiliated. Did you hear that?

He said he's never been thrown off a podcast so fast. I must tell everyone. Yeah. So this is like Keanu's story. She's been talking about it nonstop everywhere she goes. She can't stop talking about how I ran my show incorrectly. Our live show at the Villaroma was great. And the fact that she thinks that.

that the show was terrible and I thought it was terrible and none of that is correct and none of the people involved are allowed to have a fucking opinion on it Rich Vod's coming out in multiple times and say no no it was cool his opinion doesn't matter

she knows better she knows better yeah and she's informed that's the other funny thing too this Echamber she's created she's informed Aaron and Chad about what went down and they repeat what she says she's like everyone agrees with me

yeah you're the one with the disinformation and Chad was so enthralled he called Rich Vod yeah just to find out that everyone was wrong about it. What nobody's done, what you always say, Carl, is played the fucking clip.

Because if you play it, you're going to hear a funny exchange and then they move on. Yeah. So I'm going to get into that in just a second. But this is where the Keato's confused

or just really, really dumb. But she remembers our conversation at the bar after the show very differently than what actually went down. No, it wasn't like, I didn't think anything of it.

I was like, oh, they're doing their thing. I thought it was fine. And then I walked up to him after, and he said, I knew you're going to tell Kevin Brennan about this. I swear to God. That's my number one. I swear our number one. I was like, good show, Carl.

I was like, I was having a blast. Like, it's fine. He's like, no, you're going to go tell Kevin Brennan about this. This is not what I said at all. It doesn't make sense. Could you imagine me being like, oh, my gosh, Keanu, are you going to tell Kevin Brennan about this? It's up on our YouTube channel We put out the episode the next morning

I couldn't wait to get it out This was an episode of WATP Whenever we do live shows I'm not like Aaron Imhole And I'm not afraid of the content It's out there Every segment The Rich Voss Exchange is on our YouTube channel

I didn't go watch it I didn't edit anything It is what it is You let them rewind to show You could rewind it You could go back and watch it again And Keanu for some dumb reason Thanks to the exchange rate

I'll explain what actually happened But I just want to show again that she has no idea what she's talking about she even catches herself like not knowing what she's going to say next this is better than anything because she's she's actually not only did she tell me she told me carl told her not to tell me well that's what i said i'm like what's wrong with you that you that was like good show man like whatever blah blah blah blah like yeah you said blah blah blah yeah i remember that part so remember the first clip we played we're like well, he didn't tell me not to tell you.

And then Kevin goes, oh, my gosh, he told you not to tell me. And then you did. She goes, yeah, I know. That's how quickly Keanu, like, forgets what she already said. And how quickly she just wants to appease KB. Yeah, Kevin, that's what happened. If that makes you happier, yeah, he told me not to tell me not to tell Kevin Brennan something. That'd be the dumbest thing ever.

I don't tell anyone what to do. If I overheard that, I would not be here today. You wouldn't respect me anymore. That'd be the dumbest thing I could possibly do for multiple reasons. Here's what actually happened Because I just feel like I need to get to this out here there Because Keanu is a fucking adult What happened was she sat down next to me

And was like, hey Carl And I was like, why would I talk to you? What would be the reason for me to ever have a conversation with you If I know anything I tell you Is just up for your ability to get clout From the dabbled verse Kevin Brennan, whatever I sent her a private text message She couldn't wait to read it on MLC

Which is fine. I don't care. It's fine with that. But I then put someone on the pain of mind list. I go, oh, I'll never communicate with this person again because they're not my friend. They're just looking for any information they can get that they can use to help themselves and boost themselves up and get like approval from KB or get a little segment. By the way, this went on for hours on the show.

This little conversation they're having about the rich boss thing and then our conversation afterwards that was very short. She tells this story over and over, and Kevin's lapping it up, and so this is great for Keanu. She keeps embellishing it. It gets crazier and crazier. The more she's spinning it around.

But basically, I just let her know that, yeah, I want nothing to do with you. Like, you showed me that I can't trust you, so why would I be friends with you or have a conversation with you? Seems pretty reasonable. The last thing I would do is be like, don't tell Kevin. Don't tell Kevin about the rich thing.

Don't tell Kevin. Kevin, about the layout of the show. It's all on video. It's all. Yeah, don't tell Kevin about that thing we just live streamed, recorded, and are now putting out from the channel. It's so stupid. It's, it's so stupid.

Of course, you know, Kevin's loving this. Unless he panics like a bitch. He's like, don't tell Kevin Brennan. I just thought it was the funniest thing for him to mention you. When I was just trying to sit down and have a drink with you, man. Yeah, the reason why I brought up Kevin Brennan is because I said, Kenu, I don't want to talk to you. You read my private text message on Kevin Brennan's show, which showed me who you are.

You know, and it didn't change my life either way. It doesn't matter. I just know I can't trust Keanu to have a real conversation with her. So I'll just be very superficial with her, which is what I do. We're not friends. It's the same thing with April. She had these private conversations with April Anderson, Aaron's ex-wife, and she read them on shows. And so April put her on the pain on mind list.

And then April eventually talked to her again. And she immediately ran out and told people on the show. So April never talked to her again. She does this all the time with everyone. This is a pattern that you see. So I'm a little smarter than April. I just go, yeah, I'll never talk to you again. This is done.

Communication between the two of us is over. There was a clip of Chad Zumak the other day I sent you guys where he was going on and on, normally not saying the truth. And he said something about Keanu came up and he goes, well, you know, if you send a text message or say anything to Keanu, she is going to tell everyone and show everyone everything you say. So you've got to be careful. I was like, wow, Chad knows this. Even Chad underscathes this. It's out there now. Like, Keanu will use anything she can for clout. That's, she's got nothing going on. So now you know, it's her thing. That's what's going to

happen. That's her thing. Avoid with caution. No one's watching her and her mom. If she gets on MLC. And the only reason why I saw this is because Patrick Melty was watching it. Because these shows are late at night and then Kevin takes him down. So there's not a lot of eyeballs on it, but it's a lot for Keanu. So she's like, I could tell stories about Carl. I hung out with them.

And we had a 30 second conversation where Carl said, I don't want to talk to you. Good stuff. Keanu, wow, compelling. Let's drag this out for an hour to half, please. And then, like I said, she's getting spun up by Kevin.

So now it turns into, and I'm glad you guys are here because we were all hanging out at the bar after the show. And we were all sitting around a table and whatever, getting drinks. So listen to this. I'm curious if this is what actually happened that Friday night after WATP. I said, yeah, I know you're going to tell Kevin Brennan about this.

He looked like he had, I'm... Listen to that. Now it's turning into, I know you're going to tell Kevin Brennan about the, like, her story's changing during the show. Oh, is that why you had tears in your eyes. Yeah, listen to those. This is great. I went and I said, yeah, I know you're going to tell Kevin Brennan about this. He looked like he had...

I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Kevin, he looked. He had like tears in his eye. I'm like, dude, it was a good show. I had a blast. He said, I know you're going to go tell Kevin Brennan about all of this. What fantasy is she living?

What world is she living in? I hope she's making it up. I hope this is not how she perceives reality. Yeah, either way it sucks. Either way it sucks. But if she perceives reality, like, tears in my eyes afterwards, I was like, oh, my God. If you go to Kevin Brunner with this story

And let's say this is true This makes you the most awful friend ever Yeah Let's pretend that I was in tears Tears in my eyes going That's what I mean either way The one thing I don't want you to do Is tell Kevin Brett about this

The next time she's on the show She's like oh my God listen to this Carol's crying Telling me not to do the exact thing I'm doing right now But I'm friends with them And his wife's lovely She kept saying that over and over again

Fuck off Do you remember when Joey C was on John's show And John was so drunk And Joey C just realized when he does this kind of dur thing John laughs so I was like I'm getting him

so he just keeps going back to that to the point where Joey was really not painting himself very well and coming off well but John was just laughing and laughing I mean that's what this is as soon as he's so comfortable being like what and not laughing and being mean that when he starts smiling and laughing she's just feeding him whatever he wants

remember that great clip of him and Kate where he's like you think John's nice and she's like yeah John's fine just fine no he's not he's a loser she's fine he's a loser he's a loser like that's a quieter version of the same thing he's just bullying her bullying her to get her to say whatever he wants yeah and she's very malleable she's very easily manipulated as we've seen yes as we've seen many times uh so this just gets dumber and dumber the more she talks well also i wouldn't have said anything i was like good show man i i sat down with him to like be nice to him not to be like oh kevin breton's

going to laugh about that? No, he said it. He brought you up. So, Kevin, I don't know what you did to him, but all I said was, yeah, I don't trust you. You read my private text to Kevin Brennan. And she goes, oh, come on. That was funny. That's literally a response. Oh, come on. That was really funny when I read that private text and totally misinterpreted what you said to me. I was like, okay, well, that's great. We're done here. And I got up and walked somewhere else that was over. And then she came and at dinner with me the next night, sat right next to me, took a selfie, put it on Twitter. So this whole, this whole thing is manufactured and fake. And it's not coming from my head.

This is where, I have to play Melton's clip because the, the clipper who pulled this, Mizzily Loves Clips, didn't have this part in it. But this is where things get very funny, where, you know, Kiki's just so spun up. She's just making shit up and just reaching at this point. she has a good time she's saying karaoke she's she's she's she's she's a she's a doll that's my wife this is this is cato being like see we're still friends yeah so carl's nice too i don't hate carl it car's a weird dude he's a weird dude he's a nervous wreck i think and maybe it is because of this i don't know imagine thinking carl's a nervous wreck that was the funniest thing i heard

when i was watching uh patrick show and i heard kiani say i was a nervous wreck it's like that's that's amazing it's amazing they got to that point this took like an hour plus and some change for Keanu to get there but eventually it turned into I was crying and I'm a nervous like I'm sorry these guys are idiots he doesn't it doesn't work out the way he thought he was going to work out he gets all panicky don't tell Kevin Brennan yeah all right I'm like dude I just sat down with you to say that it was like good like we enjoyed ourselves you're going to tell Kevin Brennan I mean the way that this conversation has gone.

It's completely, it's so convoluted and silly. At this point, you're crying and you're crawling after her. Please, Keanu, please, please, Keanu. Yes. She's like, you're embarrassing yourself, Carl. Please get yourself together. She's telling Kevin everything he wants to hear. And then it gets somebody in the chat talks about how I'm an abortion guy.

Oh, well, that's true. That's something that everyone knows about. And Kevin's blown away by this fact. And so again, I have to watch this through Patrick's channel. So it's going to be a little weird because Patrick's, focused on Dave Sarah and what's going on with him. But you'll hear the context. I think this is important to note because not only is, you know, Keanu trying to

please Kevin with this fake story about our interaction at the Villaroma, but then when asked questions about me, she doesn't know the answer to. She just makes shit up just because she wants to be in the know. She wants to please KB. Abortions or something. I don't know. Wait, why has Carl talked about he had an abortion? Months ago.

Somebody found out for some reason that Carl, with an. ex of his, like, I don't know, a hundred years ago had an abortion. We got to get her on. I don't want to, I've had no interest in Jim Stansel coming on, but Carl's ex-girlfriend who had an abortion, she's welcome anytime.

How about the aborted baby? Maybe M.K.E. could pray to it. Did Dave Sarah just take his headphones off to text somebody? I'll pay them both. You don't know this? I don't. Oh, he's on the phone. he did say he was texting his coke dealer He was a

It's not breaking news No it's breaking news for this show I've never heard any of it He's had a when he was like maybe In his early 20s or whatever He had an abortion with a girlfriend I'm sure Carl made us up So get off the trail of the Carl's gay

What is fuck it? Oh my God, are you crazy? Is there proof? Any receipts as Gina would say Yeah they have the Aborted Fetus like No, I just need somebody paying for the abortion on a credit card or like American Express. Yeah, I think he paid for it or whatever. It's not that crazy. Can anybody tell what this is?

Okay. So I've told this story. It came up because of a voicemail many, many years ago. But when I was in high school, my high school girlfriend had a condo break and my high school girlfriend got pregnant and she had an abortion had nothing to do with me. I didn't have money back then. It was a decision between her and her parents. And so this was all taken care of.

I didn't pay for it. It was done and no say in it. And Keanu, just because she wants to please Kevin, he was like, yeah, I think he was in his 20s and he paid for it. Like, Kenny, you don't just make up story. I mean, that's all she doesn't make up stories about. What am I talking about? I guess that's her thing now.

Amazingly, Kevin's like, are there any receipts? And he means receipts. Yeah, he actually was looking for a credit card slip. He is so money-centric. Right. Is there a carbon copy pink slip that I can look at? Because back then, that might have been the case. It was a long time ago.

He wrote it off. Right. Is that a write-off? I'm a podcaster. How does that work? Anyway, thanks, Keanu. Great stuff. You're killing it.

I think it's going to go really well for the rest of your career, the way that you're... I want to hear the phone call she makes when she tracks down this ex of yours in Rochester and ask her to come on the air and talk about this. I want to see what that conversation is like between two women. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm sure that would be great. So there's this guy I'm trying to impress really bad.

He doesn't have a lot of viewers and everyone knows he's a curmudgeon and he's lost his fastball. But I really want to impress him. Oh, yeah, no, no. He's 30 years older than me. And please come out and talk about something that happened 30 years ago. I mean. It's amazing. Yeah.

All right, Adam, you were checking out our buddy Michael Ray Bauer. Of course, I love what's going on with him lately because he's been doing the same show for a while and people are starting to pick up on it. Like my buddy Drew Lane just did a segment. He's like, whoa, look at these e-beggers, the balls they have to think that everyone owes them money and a living when they're not doing anything. Like, Mike Larry Bowers actively not taking care of himself, not taking care of his health, not working. And he gets upset when people don't give him money to not, like, I made a decision not to work, guys. Or how come... And his show seems to be talking about

all those things you just mentioned. Yeah, how can we not funding my... I don't want to work? Lifestyle. What's up? Yeah, his rules change constantly. His reality changes constantly, and it's hard to keep up with it.

I remember in the last episode, it opened with him talking about how the medication he was on was messing with him, so he was stopping it. Yeah. And then I tune into the next episode, and I thought it was the same one from before

because it opened with the same thing in almost the same words. You can see it right here. right after that podcast and started to watch the news and everything after that podcast right around that time I started having hallucinations,

bad visuals in my brain and I couldn't get over it. So I said, I'm not taking the medicine. It's doing something to me because in real life I would just get angry if I wasn't on those medications. But now I'm having hallucinations of dead people

in my life and stuff like that. Dead people. That's a new twist to this. Right. And what did we call him to test for last week? We said he was hallucinating, but people don't say they're just hallucinating. They tend to say, I saw spiders. Yeah, right.

He tells the exact same story, and he adds one detail. Because he heard us say. That's not what he'd say. You'd say, like, what is the hallucination? Oh, I'm seeing dead people from my life. Yes, okay, that makes more sense. I want to point out two things from behind the scenes. I'm going to peel back the curtain real quick because Adam sent me over a bunch of timestamps and notes for this segment that we're doing.

And one of the funny things that Adam wrote to me is play every clip at 1.05 speed at you wrote, it really, really helps. Doesn't work without it. Yes. And I don't know if you meant 1.5 because 1.05 is exactly the same as one. It's a little, I'm telling you. I love it. It doesn't work without it. You're a musician.

You get it. It's got to be 1.05. It does. He has these pauses that just suck the air out, but if there's a little more. I'll be honest, I spent everything up by 10%, not 5%. Oh, really? Yeah, is that still going to work or no? I don't know.

I'm nervous about it now. The other thing that I think is really funny when it peeked behind the curtains, like, when I pull Suttering John clips, I don't want to do this, but I'm like, oh, I got hit, oh, I got to do, oh, shit, like everything says, like, oh, that's funny, that's funny. The same thing with Adam with this, like, every clip was like, okay, this clip ends. and the next clip begins for that one. Got it out of that, because you just love everything

that comes out of this idiot's mouth. It's also, it's a monologue. It's a real performance that ramps up and cools down with acts. It's wonderful. Yes, I agree. I noticed in the clip that we just heard, he didn't say his asses like eshish.

Oh, what do you think he's putting that on? Do you think he just got lucky? I'm just saying it's someone I look forward to and I was disappointed. Well, I was picking up on something. The way he usually sounds, reminds me of a character we all know very well

Shelley is starting to get pissed on Christmas Day on Christmas Day Shelley got up and killed that turks on Christmas Day in the morning Anyway, I think that he sounds a lot like Shelley

Yeah, normally Well, well we'll get it to do it Don't worry, don't worry, we're almost there Just like just like We saw with Carmic Their accent comes out When they play into things You know, we never heard his Minnesota accent more than steel-toe morning shoe.

Like, that was crazy. Yep. So he had this drunk stream where very much like John, he said, if we buy him beers, he will drink it and act funny. Even though he doesn't drink, he doesn't believe in alcohol, and he thinks it's evil. So he attempted to do this the other night, and now he's reporting back on how it went. Then I decided to go live on, what was it, Monday night's football, try to earn some money. And then I told people, hey, if you guys want to buy me alcohol, I'll drink for Monday night football. I only drink like two times a year on those events.

And I was hoping to make some money and I'm struggling. And not a lot of people came through and you're paying me to drinks. Which now looking back is a good thing. It's a really good thing because they cared about me. Okay? They didn't want to send no money because they cared about me. And I respect that. Something tells me, if people were to send them a bunch of money,

bunch of money for booze he would have really liked that even more than this like you know this he really respect that sure yeah right I'm so glad you guys care about me so much no one gave me any money because I just would have spent it on things that made me happy so thank you for not doing that we saved his life

case closed right end of the store we can drop it for sure yep he's been safe so but during the broadcast before I spent like 40 50 bucks on the alcohol and stuff because I I figured, you know what, people are going to pay like $10, $20 to get me messed up because they like to make fun of me. This is like when you buy a keg for the frat party.

You're like, guys, just a five bucks is all I need from everybody. And no, one's got five bucks. Like, okay, it was an $80 keg. But yeah, no, it's fine. Everyone just fucking drink out of it. I'm cool, right? Fuck. And they like to do that bullshit.

So what the hell? I go watch a Raiders game, make some money and get drunk for my one or two times a year or get buzzed or tipsy. Everybody in the club gets it. But it didn't work out, and that's okay. So I'm actually grateful. I ended up giving my neighbors the 12-pack or the 10-back, because I drink two of them, I think. I ended up giving my neighbors the 10-pack of beer, and I had some mouth of a rum. I gave that to another neighbor that I don't drink, because I see them sometimes in their trash when they take it out of them. But still, so I got rid of that stuff. What's the point of these details?

And why is he telling us this? He has to explain to us. No, no, no. I actually learned a lesson by you guys not giving me money. I shouldn't be drinking. In fact, I gave away those booze. I will not be drinking them because message read loud and clear, everyone. You don't want me drinking.

Fine. I won't. But when something's real, I learned this in an actual thing that happened to you, you want to recite all the different specific details that happened in order to make your story enjoyable. No, that's what people do when they're lying. It's because they're lying. And if you're not lying, the fact that you saw Malibu rum in your neighbor's trash, so decided to give him some is fucking creepy and weird.

Right. And they had to be like, and we talked about it too. Like, why? You see him looking to the right and just free associating. He's just making it up. I don't know why. So I see you're throwing out the Malibu rum. You drink all that yourself?

Because I was thinking about maybe doing that. You come here often? He's so broke. He's willing to break all. all of his morals and values for a couple dollars, but he's not going to sell that alcohol to anyone for just a buck or two? You're going to give it away? Well, yeah, you're right.

Like, even stuttering John, when he had the drink token at the bar. You have chippy, and he sold it for five bucks. He knew what to do. Right. That's a value. So, okay, his life was saved. He gave away all the alcohol. We're done.

I'm glad this crisis was a burden. but I got some people during that live stream that like wanted to make fun of me again and you know who you are moody you can say that you are caring about me don't drink you're going to end up becoming like your brother because my brother is a known alcoholic been in rehab so many times finally trying to save his life at a certain year of age it's a sad history it's a sad you know loss of career and other stuff and it affected me and uh alcohol is babe, you shouldn't drink alcohol. So now it's like a pity party thing

where he's like, you know, my brother's an alcoholic. You know what else's brother's an alcoholic is Donald Trump? He doesn't drink twice a year. He doesn't drink at all. Yeah, he doesn't. Yeah. So I'm not sure what the point of that is. But he's like, guys, come on.

I was trying to get drunk on stream. People are reminding me of my brother's an alcoholic. Sounds like those people care about you, know a little about a bit about your family history and are looking out for you and you're telling those people to go, fuck themselves. That's what he's doing.

Huh. Okay. Well, I'm sure he has a moral conclusion about all of this. If you're going to bring up my family, you're trying to put those emotions into me, at least tip me for it. Please tip me two bucks for it.

And I've called that clip, fuck you, baby. Yeah. It's like, you know what, guys? If you are going to bring up the fact that I've told you my brother's an alcoholic and that I'm begging you for money so that I can drink rum and beer during the football game

at least give me a bunch of money but earlier he said it was great that they didn't give money so I'm confused what he actually wanted to have half fuck you don't pay me yeah which one is it the people that wanted him to drink and paid him to are assholes the people that didn't

are assholes and the people that said hey maybe this is just a bad idea overall are the real assholes yeah all right that makes sense actually Now Doculips is making some points Oh, talking about making some points He launches into a monologue here That I think is just wonderful

Imagine if you knew You didn't know anything about this A guy just came on stage and launched into this shit You see how they use information against me That I give them in anxiety files videos When I talk about it when I'm cleared And I talk about my issues My problems with life, family, whatever

They use it against you You, my friends are doing evil bittings at those moments in the vague discretion of I care about you. I don't want you to drink that dish. You're going to become your brother. You don't know me at all.

You say you watch my videos, you say you care about me? You don't know me at all. I will never become an alcoholic. Whether I fundraised one or two times a year to make some money while drinking,

I would drink probably even without going on one one or two times a year just to remind myself that i don't fucking like it powerful stuff yeah you can't handle the truth he really thinks this is like his big uh oscar worthy moment that he's he's giving right here you can't handle the truth thank you so you didn't see that as a real thing ad of you thought that that was maybe spun up a little bit know what the fuck he's talking about like I really don't he's just angry and I don't know what his point is what he was trying to say was I'm getting called out because I said I would do a drunk stream watching the razor came on Monday night people are calling me out for that but you're the idiots I was going to get drunk that night regardless anyway yeah and don't even though alcoholism runs in my family yeah don't warn me about it either and an alcoholic saying I'm just going to do it this once is not like a common thing that happens that people feel And I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, and yeah, people are fucking with him. He's not handling it well.

If he wants people to stop talking about his alcoholic brother, and it's fine that he divulged that and people know about that now. But don't like keep repeating that you don't want to hear about that and guys don't bring it up. This guy has learned nothing about the internet. No, no. He says, you know, because I'm trying to do a fundraiser, as if this is a charitable thing he's doing to raise money for some other cause.

The cause is you. You forgot. He's got to pay rent in 20 days. Oh, that's right. That's right. So there is a fundraiser that's going on right now. Yeah, but it's not as noble as he makes it seem. He sounds like he's doing it for vets or something like once or twice a year. The whole point is maybe find another way to raise money because what if it works, Bauer?

What if you make a ton of money? What's going to happen the next night? You're going to be screaming into the mic that you don't have a problem with alcohol and they don't know you. That's what alcoholic said. Next thing you know, you're drinking bushlight. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Or you're Perry Caravello. And people are sending fish sandwiches to your apartment and you have to freak out about like,

I hate fish sandwiches. It's like, yeah, this is what you're, this is what you want your life to become. If this is what you're asking in order to get money. If that's what he wants, then go for it. I think he would take that. I think he would definitely be like, yeah, yeah, I'll sacrifice my health and well-being for money. I think he would say, yes.

I think he was trying to and he was disappointed. It didn't happen. Yep. He's trying everything. He's like, I'll unblock people who make fun of me. I'll do whatever it takes. And you tell me if it's getting this far. I think he's threatening to possibly docks people in this

next one. It's from one time drinking saying I'm an alcoholic. I'm going to become one like my brother. Go fuck yourself. Don't ever bring up other people's family. I would never do that to you. Because we don't have any information about your family.

Because you choose not to be transparent. But other than that, you created a company, you're making some money, you're doing some good things and pride. okay we'll leave it at that oh we'll leave it at that be a real shame somewhere to happen wow that's it yeah that's really a threatening thing to say right there ah you got you got a company there making some money i'll leave it at that i know some things i can weaponize my information against you what a prick he starts saying we right this we who's that

well he has barter one person but that's insane that he you know he's another one of these cry boys he plays the victim all the time guys i just just need your help and all this stuff and they're just like and this guy's making fun of me you know what i could fucking bury this asshole if i wanted to yeah i could buy and sell you that that is actually coming up that's coming up in the sundry chat segment specifically so i'm trying to figure out who the enemy here is hopefully he can help us narrow it down okay good but i also went on the email the next day had a bunch of letters Tell me

How dare you drink And promote alcohol on camera How dare you do that You have an audience of children What And what type of person Are you showing to them When you say you're a godfaring person

And you're a better person How dare you, Michael Ray Fowler fuck you I'm not an idiot you're the same people from the devillers or whatever that are trying to fucking throw stupid accusations at me

that make no sense the only child is the one on the screen right here he's a big baby the fact that he's falling for all of this but donkey lips what about the children who are watching your show and be like yeah yeah obviously children are watching fuck you

fuck you And to them, I have a message. It's so stupid. Did you notice who we blamed, though? Specifically? The devil verse. Right. It's the devil verse's fault.

It's funny, the people who blame the dabble verse are Stuttering John, Gino Bisconti, Chad Zumach. It's an interesting list of people you might be familiar with. The dabble verse does not have one enemy. So they're not your enemy. They are a fractured group. Correct. If you're saying it's the dabal verse, it means it's,

It's one or two specific people, and you're not seeing that. So now as the lawyer, he is, just like John, he does his my cousin Vinny, and he lays out his case. If there are children watching me, I don't know how they can. I think I made the video 18 and over when I had to seal it out for YouTube. I made it 18 and over. Over 18 can only watch or whatever. I'm going to let him litigate this, but why even respond to this? Michael Ray Bauer, you fucking moron.

And this is the same thing with Karmic, where he just reads a comment. And then he's, like, battling everyone. Like, I saw a thing that someone said, and it's, ah, fuck, motherfucker. It's like, it's nobody. Who cares? It's not like it's Keanu going on MLC. It's not a big deal. Because of shit.

But if children are watching me, because I'm a Nickelodeon actor from 30, 40 years ago. But if children are watching me, then your parents are not good. parents and they bypassed the YouTube 18-year-old system and the parents are not watching what their kids are watching and then on top of that if you somehow came across my live stream where I am drinking well then guess what your parents should have been realizing what's going on turning their kids off that shit turning their kids off yeah and that's it that's it turn them off So responding to every comment will definitely solve all of his problems, right?

This is probably a good strategy for him. And screaming, fuck you into the camera. That's for the kids. That's for them. As there's kids watching me, their parents are fucking assholes. Yeah. Cool. Good take.

And as a father himself, I'm sure he can weigh in, knowledgeably, on that subject. He starts to turn into the Joker in this next one, just briefly. Oh, wow. That's not good. So for you people to try to make a joke. make me feel bad about it? Congratulations. Of course you did.

You guys can always affect me because I try to respect each and every one of you, and I take critique to heart until I don't have to take it. But I just want to let you guys know, these people that are doing this type of shit, I'm going to block each and every one of you. I am not going to unblock you.

I had a heart. I was thinking about unblocking these people. You know, I was like, let's get everybody a second or third chance. You can't change people. Can't change people. Hey, you're going to stay blocked. So now you can make more videos talking shit about me.

This video, you can talk shit about me. You can do whatever you want. But still, it's just more. I was trying to cast a spell. Yes. Dude, I was like hexing. That's an incantation. That's the type of evil actions from the world that don't need to be done.

I'm not the droids you're looking for. Oh, wow. Yeah, he's using the force. I didn't realize. Holy shit. It's kind of working. So. He takes every critique to heart, obviously.

I have some advice for him. Drink whenever you want, get a real job. You never have to answer these people ever again. Go be a dishwasher at a restaurant and have a couple beers when you're done. Maybe hang out with people at the pub. With no chat. Yep, you'll have a few bucks in your pocket. You can go do that.

Is that the best advice? No, but it'd be way better than what he's doing with his time now. it actually is pretty good advice it's not the worst now he lays out the groundwork for how we can be friends with him if any of us if you tried to befriend me not to belittle me

we would actually be cooler and more friendlier if you would actually accept me instead of judge me well you're judging us now I can't win I can't win there's no winning on either side

you can't win when you're a loser I was thinking about doing a video with the the Kirk stuff when you're playing a game that you can't win you should probably stop playing that game this is the point I'm trying to make to

Mike orie Bauer the time we've been watching it was like yeah this isn't working out for you to do something different as soon as it comes down to unfortunately you're going to have to be the adult in this situation you're going to have to be the better person they're like I don't know

something stops in their head and they're like I'm losing then they've won it's not equal it's not being the better person it's something else to them because it's never an option he's like you're judging me I'm judging you well you're going to have to stop buddy no that's not going to happen so this will continue

yeah his strategies are way off all unblocked by haters and he's like well that didn't work yeah second or third time yeah I try to give you five chances you keep you know the scorpion of the frog it's like yeah yeah and i can't shake the feeling that people that have been watching him for a lot longer than we have have seen this pattern play out many times before already and this is very repetitive and he's not kidding this is affecting him

so maybe maybe we're off the hook i'm afraid to go live from the judgment i'm afraid to do anything from the judgment and i can't keep living that way I hate that God made me this way in my old age. Being mad at God probably isn't the best plan to go forward with. Yeah, but we're off the hook. It's not our fault anymore. That is helpful. You're right.

Good point. It's the man upstairs. So don't look at us. Don't look at us. Now, now that we've established, it's not our fault. Just like with his medication last week, if you remember, he was talking about how he was having these hallucinations and seeing these visions from the medication. but there are also visions and hallucinations he's been having since childhood.

Right. Right. So it was kind of confusing and hard to keep up. Well, right now he does the same thing. He talks about how the Dabbleverse is trying to manipulate him, but it's also the same thing that's been happening, his whole life in Hollywood. So I'm actually fearful because they put fear into me my entire life, whether it be managers or agents or people like that.

Whenever I talk about conspiracies, they try to control my life, they try to tell me what to do, they try to tell me what. to say they try to handle me and that's what some of the people in the dabalverse they're trying to do so you're saying there's a common denominator here adam is that where your point is yeah yeah it's his relationship with everyone his entire life handling you is the job of the agent or manager that's in the description that's what they're supposed to do and if your manager is telling you being the conspiracy theory guy isn't helping me pitch you to Disney

maybe it's not part of a massive conspiracy to keep that information down maybe he's just trying to make you some money so when everyone that offers him advice is trying to handle him but he can tell the audience what to do and what their motivations are well now we have the beginnings of a supervillain

how about that I think they're trying to kill me and make me crazy I'm for some reason thinking I'm bad important that they're trying to silence me, you know, like they did with Kirk and everybody else. I have this grand ideal sphere that I am so important that I'm shaping the narrative of life because I'm a conspiracy theorist person that they might be, the Hollywood community,

the whatever allegedly might be coming after me, and I'll become like one of those other stories. Oh, Nickelodeon actor goes crazy Nickelodeon after On meditation Has no career, no life You're drinking on camera for money You see what all that shit did to me

All right I know Adam you reached out to him You wanted to befriend him I have a better partnership I think him and Corey Feldman to get together Because they both think That Hollywood's trying to murder them

He knows too much We gotta take him out and you notice how it's these are the reasons he's not getting parts yeah like it can't just be the other thing it has to be and it's similar in these people we were talking about in the dabal verse where it's the dabalverse hates me or this whole group it's not just an argument you're having with a guy named kb it's a whole group that is keeping you down and keeping you from succeeding and this is uh this is you know how you end up in a fortress of solitude or a studio apartment of solitude yeah i mean the paranoia is off the charts and I can only imagine them when he's not doing his live stream he's shouting into a mirror

yeah this is a conversation like he's schizophrenic he's having this conversation with himself whether we're there or not the fact that he just went into that long list of what we're going to expose him for when it's the contents of his show

that he puts on by choice right you have complete control over this if you don't want to be called that then don't do it go away he was just on Sam Tripoli show. Yes. Which is a big deal for him to go on there.

And he did phenomenally well. They loved him and he was great. And because that's a very much a conspiracy theory show, we've reviewed it on WTP and I respect Sam Tripoli. And so, you know, Mike Roy Bauer doesn't get a lot of nods to be guests on shows. And it's fantastic he was out in there. But he's even paranoid about that now because he thinks everyone's after him because he was a guest on that show.

And so there's no winning. No winning for him. There is no winning. And so, you know, now. that he went on the conspiracy theorist podcast, Sam Tripoli's show he has to try to deflect and be like, guys, don't just like

label me a conspiracy theorist. Everyone's got their thing. Okay, you people that call me a conspiracy theorist, maybe you're into true crime. Maybe you're at the true crime podcast and you see a crime on TV and you start investigating being an internet detective for true crime.

Okay. And if you talk about it on a video, and you come up with theories and you investigate it and ask questions should I come to you and go you're a true crime room you're one of those fucking true

crimeers you're a true crime thinking you know the crime who did it what did do some investigation do some actual investigation you don't even investigate you're a true crime should I do that

should I do that would that be correct he definitely rehearsed that in the mirror yeah What was his point? Dude, it makes zero sense at all. You're going to label the meeting. What if I labeled you?

What if I labeled you? What, yeah, that's fine. Carl, what are you a Bills fan? What are you like watching the Buffalo Bills on Sundays? Yeah, yeah, I'll be watching it this weekend. Looking forward to it, actually. But just in terms of social discourse, the bills are an actual team. True.

The difference between true crime and conspiracy theory is the difference between the word true and theory. Right, right, yeah. That's a very good point. Like, he's trying to paint. this picture, just like, oh, you want to investigate this murder that actually happened? And you're calling me out, because I made up this

wild conspiracy on space aliens. Yeah. You fucking know all about this shit. Thanks, Alex. You're trying to figure out who murdered JFK, and I'm trying to figure out who murdered Pikachu and my little pony. What's the fucking difference? They're both dead, Carl. That's the point.

That is true. It's tragic, no matter how you look at it. Too soon. Okay. now we get the winding down epilogue he's starting to cool off it's the end of the play okay they said they would hire me I was a great cameo for their project but I'm possibly too controversial

what the fuck does that mean is it because I'm a conspiracy theorist because I did a tin foil half podcast with other people that have been canceled don't ask us ask the person said you were too controversial yeah that'd be my first follow-up question. Oh, what do you mean by that? Why was you controversial? It's just like, they said this thing and then I hung up and I'll be yelling at you about it. We don't know. And the truth is really the opposite. If you're going to complain about any conspiracy or something

that's working against you, it would be that Hollywood does for these parts you're auditioning for want people with a social media presence. They actually look at your followers. They look at the podcasts and things you do. So you appearing on that and getting good numbers would actually be a positive. They don't care what it's about. They just want to see that you have an audience well to an extent you can't do extreme you can't be stuttering john telling uh you know 20 something's parents that they're drug addicted horrors who are uh you know into anal if you got jackass numbers i think they wouldn't care okay good point they'd put up with it for a while yeah you might be on to something there so it's not working against you bower the whole thing is you're supposed

to create your own shit that's what you have to do now and this is the thing you're creating And that thing is, you complaining. It's not the best. It's not the best showcase of your talents. But he does have a message for both his haters and the people who love him. That is neither nor the case. I am not suicidal. I know I'm crazy, but in a good way.

I have a huge heart. I want to love everybody. I try not to judge until I have to. I know I'm crazy, but in a good way. That's not how the word crazy works. It's on the data side. The patient decides. Right, right.

the word crazy is that like which kind of crazy am i the good kind yes it's not like cholesterol you know what do you mean doc there's too much crazy yeah but it's the good kind of crazy fuck yeah which ocd is it the clean one or the dirty one i hope it's the clean one no no it's never clip your toenails kind fuck no bummer he has another message here to those who choose hate speech and violence over love it's okay to disagree It's okay to debate. It's okay to have a disagreeing opinion. But you cannot hate the other person or call them evil because they disagree with you.

Right. You've got to find common ground. Try to find them beyond political opinions. Try to learn who they are beyond that nonsense or that noise. Preach. You might actually enjoy that person. Yep. But when you call that person evil or you say there's pure,

hatred or they're spewing evil that they are a Nazi of this or that you're brandishing a weapon against them and you started the violence first what I think about this guy is he's not a hypocrite you know he just he tells it like it is and he's making a lot of good points there it's a beautiful beautiful thing he said we should all live by it mm-hmm any other clips Adam yeah I just want to cut to one that happened a little earlier in this episode of him on the same subject you have an audience of children and what type of person are you showing to them when you say you're a godfaring person and you're a better person how dare you Michael Ray Fowler fuck you all right yes it's all about love and understanding very good peace and love

thank you docuilems I've learned a lot from your program thanks uh thanks for that God, his show really is the same thing every time. Wash, rinse, repeat. That one in particular, yeah. I think that that's the trend. Patrick's been following him a lot longer than we have, so I'll talk to Melton about it. But it seems like he just does the same show.

He's one of these guys just in a cycle of like, what if I try this? That didn't work. What if I try this? He tries it again. What if I do it this time? That didn't work this time. If he keeps winding up for that fuck you, I'll tune in every time.

Yeah, that is true. Can you imagine if we turn into Opie five years from now and Ron still talking, like, begging for that mattress from Opie and trying to get him to do it one day, one of these days. Which would have happened, but thank God we have some generous viewers of WATP. Let's talk about my buddy Sittering John. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, can I get a little sympathy? Boom. Because I got a bloody ass. It's good.

I'm bleeding generously. Because I got a bloody ass All right, let's start off with John The way he started his show yesterday Is just classic stuttering John As you know him, as you love him He had a very busy day He has a lot going on

And oh boy, is he shot out of a cannon Everybody knows that Well, not every You gotta show up now The audition is now Not a minute and two seconds Thank you, Gilbert. Thank you very much for doing my video.

May you rest in peace. We had a very busy day in the Duke's life today. Fucking hell was I busy. I'd be a busy boy. Not a beta boy, but a busy boy. uh i don't know i don't know i can't find it a uh i thought you said that this unique guy DM me. I didn't get any DM So I don't know where

I don't know if that's really true Uh I don't know I don't know how to get this What is this unique's fucking I'm trying to Let me see Let me see

His name is the goat. But it says the dyke behind. I think it says the Duke. We can't confirm that. Trying to find his fucking guy. Oh, there it is. Unbelievable. That's how his show started yesterday.

Why didn't he tease us with how busy he was? Yeah. I have no idea. But he starts out having a conversation with someone that we are not privy to. and he's going, I don't know where it is, man. Do you tell him this unique guy? So basically what happened was Unique was going to come on

with some kind of scoop for John. I don't know if Unique was involved in this or not or if Dick was fucking with him. I have no idea. Unique never shows up. There is no Unique on the program. And John starts to show up by going like, sweet, I got this guess.

Oh, shit. Where is he? What's going on? Do you guys know who Kristen Carney is? Kristen Carney is a comedian. and she's dipped her toe in the devil verse from time to time, and John took a liking to her immediately. And so when John was going to his niece's wedding in New York,

and Kate Meaney was going to be his date, and that was the date where he was going to score all the blow for. We heard that on those recordings that we had from DevilCon 2, a fine event, a very fun event. We heard John telling Kate he was going to land some Coke, and then he wanted her to get the coke and whatever. They were going to go to his niece's wedding and do a bunch of blow. And then Kate backed out and John reached out to Kristen Carney and asked her to go.

And Kristen Carney is a lovely person. She also gives dating advice. Yes. And specifically, she gives advice on how to use dating apps to connect with people and not turn women off, which is very funny because John should really like take a course. from her rather than try to fuck her. Yes, because he's really bad at this. But anyway, if you ever hear John, like when he was making fun of Lucy the other day,

he was listing all the women who are hotter than her, and Kristen Carney was first on the list. John's got the hot for Kristen Carney. He's been in love with her for a long time. Asked her out, you know, all this kind of stuff. And so all of a sudden something happens on Twitter, and John is so hurt. Look at all upset he is. but so get a load of this like so this is what I see and I and I go here and I see Chris and Carney and she's and I'm tagged in it and she says no I'm not

mentally challenged but like and I'm trying to figure out like what and then this guy marks is oh that's funny he just had a so that was a tweet from someone he has blocked. So we had to click to like view the tweet. John is such a sense of a little bitch. He's such a cry bully. If he doesn't block you, he sues you. He's such a bitch. So here he is

looking at what Kristen Carney responded to you, no, I'm not retarded. And what Mark tweeted was, you slept with stuttering John. John's so hurt by this. You slept with Sturring John? And she goes, no, I'm not mentally challenged. So I wrote, geez, what have I ever done of you?

And it gets worse. She keeps on. Yep. It's going to get worse. I mean, what the fuck? I didn't do it. I mean, she's super hot. But you know what?

Who gives a fuck? So what? There are plenty of hot girls. I've been plenty of hotter girls than you. And Brian just writes, you know, Stuttering John really likes you. I'm aware, unfortunately. And I go, why trash me?

And this guy goes, He claims you left the Brown streak on his bed sheets. Comment, bold to assume he even has bed sheets. Now, Kristen, I can buy and sell you. So I don't understand why. Why you just go after me? I've been nothing but kind. I don't understand how this starts.

Can I explain it to John? Anybody else want to take this one? Can I do it? It's your turn. All right, so, John, you're an ugly ghoul and you're the laughing stock of the Internet. And women aren't attracted to you at all. So when someone goes, would you fuck John or did you fuck John, they call it, of course not.

He's wretched. It's retarded. Do you even think that? I just can't believe he's not humiliated by the, uh, you just lost yourself a customer he's doing trying to insert himself into this conversation. No one else sees this. I can't see his Twitter. He, he, it's not a, his Twitter is not public.

No one sees it. He didn't have to bring it up. No. And now he's like, the first thing on his show. is like, all right, you're going to check this thing out. This chick that I'm into just says she's repulsed by me. Maybe don't make that your show content. I would have known about it.

No, the content is his getting back at her by saying he's banged hotter girls. And she's not listening to this. No. She's not watching a show. Almost certainly not listening to this. She's definitely not watching a show. She's not even reading your direct responses. Right.

No. definitely not and Kristen fellow bills fan shout out to Kristen Curran if she is watching this hey so so then Rocko gets involved and starts fucking with John and this is fun now she's insulting

oh that's another one that was blocked that he had to click the thing to see the tweet he's blocked out her replay what a pussy Jesus John this world ain't for you my friend it tells

I never told anybody I I've never said I slept with her, but she's going to take debate here. That asshole, fucking Rocco, lying. Yeah, but Slettering John tells everyone he slept with you. That is not true. I've never, I never even met her. I'm not sure who to believe now.

Oh, Christian Carney has HPV from John. Gross. John hasn't had enough action to have the honor of getting HPB. First of all, Kristen, yes, I have. Oh, my God. this 300 you think that was the wrong angle to take Adam

or you don't think I have an STD I got tons of STDs over here they go to use me of human trafficking I'll buy and sell your ass Oh I know we kind of glossed over that God what the fuck got to come back It's so childish I can buy and sell you

If he still teach us He should teach what not to do in this situation Right How to react to this completely incorrectly Wow First of all Kristen yes I have

okay this is him yes I have had sex he's a 59 he's gonna be in a week or two he's gonna be 60 years on it's not calling him 59 he's a six year old man saying

by the way I have had sex me for and enough to have STDs thank you very much fucking idiot yes I have okay does 300

seem okay with you but I don't like I didn't provoke this I don't even know where to escape from I haven't said one bad thing about this girl So now fuck her I'm blocking a fucking chick Well that's a mature way to handle this

That's how you let her know it didn't affect you Right yep That's how we all know This isn't bothering you at all As soon as I get out of this headlock I'm kicking your ass When is John going to stop talking about I didn't provoke this

This isn't my fault I didn't start this Well you'd think it's a certain point Like we've been through this for 10 years now he'd be like, yeah, I guess that doesn't matter because I should stop asking about who started, who drew first blood. None of this matters.

We used to take pride in finding the clips of him talking shit about these people and then playing them. We're so over it. We know it exists. We know him talking shit about Kristen Carney's out there. We're over finding it and playing it again. It doesn't even matter. No, it doesn't.

Remember radio gunk? He was like, what did I ever do to Monique? And they're like, you called her a two-faced cunt right here. So, big deal. for some people that's enough john oh i got a quick message from ornique i saw a video i should just reach out her directly i saw a quick video of her reacting to the lull suit and she's like you know i don't really care about shooley so this doesn't affect me either way i'm like what about your friend carl i'm also a co-defendant on this thing i'll reach out to her whatever um so john tries

to figure out why this woman christin would not like him where the fuck is this coming from I never said what because I'm a lefty Yeah it's because you voted for Kamala Harris That's that's precisely why She doesn't want to fuck you And it's repulsed by you

And because you're a conspiracy theorist Yeah it right It's back to Michael Ray Bauer All over again John has tried to use this excuse Going back to the beginning of the dabblevers Like well I prank Trump

That's why they all don't like me No no one cares about that No one cares what you voted for No one cares about your ridiculous Golf of Mexico T-shirts I mean they make you foolish but that's not why anyone dislikes you idiots so this he thinks that this is a power move we're going to watch him block her on twitter this is pathetic blocking people on twitter is something

you should do in a dark room when no one's around and if you hear your wife coming at the door you act like you're watching gay porn and you tear it off the screen ah get get get aboard aboard but john is proud of this and shows us him doing it how many phone calls did you take from From his mom's house, a paid phone or his consumer cellular account. None because I have standards. Fuck you. Okay. So that's a pretty funny line from Kristen.

It's like, how many phone calls do you take from? You mean his pay phone, it's consumer cellular account, his mom's house. She does it up. Yeah. Fuck you, Kristen. So here. Now let's go. Goodbye.

Oh. It's blocking her. I mean, what the fuck? Try again. she's fucking hell she's not tweeting at you you don't need to block her i mean she's not harassing and i'm not even going to sit here and trash her okay okay this is where it's funny but let's go back to that real quick someone sends her a note like hey i heard you slept with john tagging john and then she goes yeah no fucking way at how and then there's a back and forth that happens because my buddy

rocko gets involved it just gets funnier and funnier john's response to that is i'll block her is she harassing him is she tweeting at him no of course not but I like the cut of her jib I do as well yes we might have to get around the show I've messaged with her a few times

but this is like John getting rejected by the hot girl in high school in front of everyone oh yeah that's the way he's lashing out responding to this this is John getting his ass kicked by the hot girl yeah right

it's even worse than that so you just heard what he said I'm not even going to trash you. Right. You know, he's going to be, he's going to be the bigger man. There's no way he's going to launch into a tirade about what a piece of shit she has. And by the way, Kristen, I'm fucking a thousand times smarter than you. That's a fact, Jack. You have a four-year degree from NYU? I don't think so. You have a real estate license? I don't think so. Did you pass a C-Best exam and ace it? I don't think so. So I wouldn't be talking about smart.

No, what I stopped talking about my mom's house. Where do you live in an apartment? La-di-da. He really did write for roast, didn't he? I don't even know how to describe this anymore. John thinks that all of its accomplishments are the only accomplishments that count for anything. Yes. Whether it's success in entertainment or how smart you are.

If we stuck around long enough, we'd get to the fourth grade. Right. And he doesn't know anything about her, so he's just throwing this stuff out there. He goes, do you have a four-year degree? And he's like, she probably does. For NYU? Yeah. Okay.

Is there a way to not sound like I'm being negative about substitute teachers by adding, you know, saying you passed a substitute teacher test is not like a, oh, that guy's smart kind of qualification. It's not like, oh, we'll take their kind of leadership. Adam, I'll never take that dust. Well, I'm not looking for that gig. Also, John caught himself and said, hey. And Aced it. And Aist it, right, yeah. On the first try.

Right. But remember, he's not going to trash Kristen Carney. Aren't you a comedian? Nobody knows. He's hurt. Oh, yeah. Fuck. What are you trying to be?

Did I ask her out? Yeah. So? That's the weird thing. Like, all these people in this fucking cesspool of ridiculousness. Oh. Oh, John's a quib. John asked girls out.

Yeah. That's how you meet people. That's how you date. You ask people out. They can say yes. They can say no. If I may. Yeah, please.

It's one of the few things we haven't made fun of you for. Yeah, you're attracted to someone. You ask them out. That's how it works. That's how I get laid. Yeah. If you want to fuck someone, you'd be like, hey, what are you doing this weekend?

I have no problem with that. But then when they're repulsed by you and someone goes, he ever sleep with John? Like, hell no. You just don't respond to it. He's just like, ah, act like that to that.

Turn tail and forget about it. Yeah, right. Or imagine it being a writer or a comedian if he said something funny in response. He turned it around. He's so quick to be defeated. Yes. And he even says,

I didn't pull all the clips, but he says a numbers game. Like, he asks certain of people out and a percentage will say, yes. Yeah, and a percentage will say the repuls by you, it would never suck your dick. So, like, play the same game, but in reverse.

And don't respond to every fucking time a Kristen Kearney says no i'm way out of his league you might even be able to win her over by being a good sport about it i'm just saying definitely not don't yeah okay but you know anybody else i just want to say it is a general rule but not for jean no not at all um i want to pull something i was watching from his mondays episode he's watching anthony kumia clips and so he's watching anthony and getting all worked up yes like if anthony says a half a sentence and there isn't a punchline John's like this isn't funny at all

as if John's show is just nonstop set up punchline set up punchline set up punchline it's the best you have when he stops him after the first sentence he's like hello I'm Anthony Coombe yet and he stops it he goes boring yeah I know meanwhile we watched the way this guy started his show he goes ah and he starts typing

on his keyboard I can't find it I don't know where it is and what's funny about John because he has a personality disorder. John would watch that back and be like, no, this is compelling stuff. He would think he's better than most or the best in the devilverse. The fact that he has the goat written on his screen. He would watch a we all watch and go, oh my God, this guy has no idea what it's doing. He would be like, no, I'm actually fucking killing it, which is funny about him. So he's watching Anthony and

then it turns into him lecturing Cardiff for some reason. Cancelling, reporting people, getting their accounts shut down. Like, it's, it's just, it's cheap. You mean, like, it's a pussy mo. So what Anthony is talking about right here is all the stuff that John has done. He's reported people. He's put strikes on people. He tried to get on Grico show or the Shulie Network taken off of YouTube,

tried to get us taken off of YouTube, tried to get us taken off of Patreon. He's gotten sponsors canceled. All of the stuff that Andy's talking about right here. And John knows he's guilty of all this shit. He's a piece of shit. So John has to now, like, figure out an angle. He's like, yeah, but Cardiff did a thing to me.

Neither here nor there is nothing to do with anything. It's canceling, reporting people, getting their accounts shut down. Like, it's, it's just, it's cheap. You mean like, a pussy move, right? You mean like, let's see, getting your body cam footage that you decide to play on your show, right, Lardiff? How was that a pussy move? That was one of the most interesting things I've ever seen. to my life. It was amazing. And it's legal. It's very common. It's legal. It's common. There was a show

called Cops that was just based on filming interactions with police officers. And now on YouTube, I play clips every episode of The Creepov, where you go to Carl's Cop Cam videos. It's endlessly fascinating. He claims to be a progressive Democrat and he is against any form of open communication or free speech that exists. Yes. Lardif, seriously, look at all the shit you did to me. What did I do to you? I want to know what I did to you to deserve you coming into my fucking classroom court hearing.

My classroom court hearing. It wasn't a classroom court hearing. It was a court hearing. Yes. He came to my classroom court hearing. No, that's the problem. That's the thing he fucked up, John. He did it from the class.

No, John thinks if he introduces kids into any. recipe right that it's on everyone else yeah it's a w for him what a fucking loser it's manipulative too he knows there's certain things people aren't going to say no to that kind of win an argument saying it's for the kids it tends to do that this has nothing to do with children that you chose to do that

a public hearing in your classroom I just say they did play this clip on toky soup last night and I don't think it was Cardiff I can't remember what character he's playing last night but I got to hear Cardiff respond to all this which was actually got pretty cathartic for me. I was happy that he responded to all the things that Chad has done to him. What did I do to you

and then encourage people to fucking try and get me canned from Lee County Superintendent? What did I really do to you, Lardiff? Seriously, what did I do to you to deserve the shit that you threw my way?

What did I do to you for you guys to get domestic animal services on me? For no fucking reason. Who did that you guys oh wait this is what john does he starts with uh like carl

did this thing or shulie did this thing and then it turns into calling my mom on christmas eve and getting my gigs canceled all things that none of us did but he does it like he starts with one person and then just what does this have to do with anthony kumia what has nothing to do with anthony that's what's so funny about this it started these fucking

pussies that were just trying to shut down channels we're all one person And whoever called that about your cat, call animal services. It was not to fuck with you. It was because they cared about the cat. Yeah. I love my fucking cats.

I treat them like fucking gold. Then register. What you do? So they'll never get... Sorry. You also don't treat cats like gold. It's not what cats need. You lock them up and put them away in the norm.

Count them. But what did I do? to deserve that from you, Lord. If I'll wait, please tell me. What did I do to you? Tell me. I don't know why he thinks the I'll wait thing is working for him. It's not.

No one's ever responded every time he says it. Yeah, it's not working. Because he says it alone. Yep. He goes on to talk about this. This is one of the reasons he gave for leaving the internet for eight months was the animal services being called to his house. What did you get out of going on the domestic animal services,

website and pulling up my pictures of my house. What did you get out of that? I'll tell you, you got out, you set out to embarrass me, and that's what you did. Now, granted, I wasn't, I mean,

slightly embarrassed because my house wasn't clean. But I'll ask you again, what did I do to you to deserve that? Oh, wait. We got the cats registered. Yes. Correct. So now they're getting spayed. the whole thing, everything they need.

All the good things. Yep. And the fact that he goes, you tried to embarrass me and he can't be embarrassed. Right. But he should be. So he goes, I was slightly embarrassed. Just because my house wasn't clean. His house is never clean.

We saw that when FK. Mammy went to his house and filmed everything, when his friends came over before the storm to spend the night with them, like there's nothing that would happen that he'd prepare his house to be clean. oh so the fact that he's just like all right i was slightly embarrassed because you caught me on that one day yeah and run the vacuum so all right you got me there i'll never forget when hitman dan first came to his house it was the first time he had a visitor over he had been in the house a few times and he was moving in permanently and hit man dan comes over and he goes oh you don't have a mop or a vacuum or rags or a spray bottle like he had no cleaning supplies and john being so stupid

I talked about just like, yeah, so Dan had to tell me we had to go buy, like, cleaning supplies and stuff. Like, Dan had to tell you that. What did you think it was going to happen? I just thought I would never clean. He thinks they're doing it like as a favor to him, not because they're disgusted and have to stay there. It's a health hazard. Now, I played these next two clips. I played these on Drew Show yesterday.

Check out the Drew Lane show. It's up on the video's up on YouTube. And, of course, it's a podcast you can listen to. but I just found this so fascinating as John can't see his own faults and he reveals something that is amazing. I'm a good man. You guys could all like to think that I'm not, but I'm a very good man. And anybody who knows me knows I'm a good man. I'll go out of my way to help people.

That's my mantra. I'm here to help people. What the fuck else am I here for? A friend calls me, asks me to help them do something. I am there. Yeah, he can't do anything. Right. Like, that's his, it's his thing.

So if you ask John to help you with anything, you think, I can't do that. What if I hired you to run the board for the Stephanie Miller show? Nope, won't even alert it. John, can I borrow a... Yeah, you don't have any. All right, fair enough. So John's whole thing is just like,

I am so helpful, I'll go out of my way to help anyone. and then it gets into the you can ask anyone about that ask my nieces, ask my nephews you ask the amount of people I helped I'll wait oh so you wanted us to contact your nephews and nieces

that's what he just said and he left out his children I was going to say where are the kids I can't believe and that was the entire list I didn't like clip that out it wasn't just like ask Kitman Dan ask Vegas beer sales Jerry all of his friends do nothing but help him.

I've talked to people who tried to befriend him. I've talked to multiple people who tried to befriend him. And John just takes, takes, takes, takes, takes. And then as soon as you're just like, hey, John, I can't help me with this thing. He's like, fuck you. And you're out of his life. You're blocked. And the fact that John goes, if you want to know what a great guy I am, just ask my nieces and nephews.

What about your in-laws? What about your in-laws? What about your, I mean, the list goes out and on. there's very few members of his family that even talk to him. Yeah, it didn't his niece say he's kind of an asshole too? Yes. He wanted to do blow at her wedding.

I don't know if it's the same niece, but. Please, please don't ask my mom, nurse, Ratchet. Please, please don't, don't do it. So I just thought that was so telling that John's trying to explain what a great guy he is. And then, and I was actually thinking about grabbing all the tweets people have been posting on Danvers Anonymous where he's just calling every woman who doesn't like him a whore.

and just like going off on all the like he's venomous he goes on social media and goes after people hard in the paint and then he comes on and just goes I'm a nice guy people like me they go to my way for them we know the truth we're paying attention all right let's get into what's going on with our friend the opster Greg Opie Hughes For the man, for the man. And where do you want to start at the first clip here with Ron the waitah? Yep. Talking about the mattress.

So this is a show from the 23rd. It's called Jimmy Kimmel Returns. It has 19,000 views because Opie's very popular. YouTube all of a sudden. He's definitely listening to this show, and he's definitely aware that we're commenting on these views that are suddenly popping up. It's not just us. Anthony's talking about it a lot, too.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. A lot of people are taking notice of this. And what's fascinating is he thinks, oh, I got it. I know just what to say to make that all go away. So that's going to be an ongoing thing. He talks about how everyone's tuning in because they need to see his response to Kimmel. So this week has been amazing for him.

but Scott Watson in the chat brings up what Opie doesn't want to talk about. Thank you, Scott Watson, for doing that. Thank you, Scott. There you go. Hey, by the way, Scott Watson say, maybe your bet has something to do with the no girlfriend thing, L.O.L.

Did you set up the mattress that Chris Ferretti, our good friend and one of your fellow comedians brought over to Astoria from Getharts? Did you set up the mattress, Ron? I'm already interested in what Opie is saying. So Chris Ferretti is that Trump-impression guy we put on the last episode that sucks. Who could forget?

They can't go with a joe can't riff Has no idea what he's doing And Opie's giving him credit For the mattress Oh Chris Ferretti's the one Who brought the mattress

Over from Getharts What about the person Who said it to getharts? Yeah That's the harder thing to do That's the hero. Yeah, that's the hero But he brings up

Chris Freddie And then do you say Astoria? Yeah I thought he lived in the Bronx He lives in Astoria Queens Ron the waiter? There's no way

Is that true? It's a big A lot of comedians live there now it might be i mean it's my family i family in this story it's a beautiful place yeah i just don't see ron the waiter being able to afford it it's my point oh okay that's a good point yeah that's why i was just like wait really a story okay adam called him a comedian i know i just said they lived there oh yeah right yeah our good friend and uh one of your fellow comedians uh brought over to astoria from get parts did you set up the mattress ron here's the deal oh my i don't say here's the deal

Your current mattress looks like a fucking pancake. It's terrible. And you've got to be ready to sit there. Are pancakes lumpy and stained? I don't know pancake is the right word. So we've got a pancake would be amazing compared to that. I know. They're delicious.

Just sink into it. By the way, I did speed this up to 1.25 speed. That's for a little update. Sure, go ahead. What, the mattress? Yeah. No, they've seen them. mattress. Okay. So. Because we have a lot to talk about. I want to wish you a half a bunch of

John and everything else. But give me the deal. Notice how Opie's just like, yeah, we're getting past this mattress thing quick. I got other things I want to talk about. Opie hates talking about the mattress. He feels very bad that he's not the one who purchased it. Here's the deal. Okay. All right. I've had three separate people or groups reach out to me. One person has sent the mattress. Nice. There it is. Right there. Which by the way, I'm not going to lie to you. It saved me money because I knew I had to get you one. So when someone beat me to the punch, I am very appreciative

for whoever that person is because I knew damn well I had to buy you one. You didn't. Yeah. You never were going to. You had plenty of fucking time. You can't wait four months to do something and say I was going to do that. No. Now you weren't. And the whole reason that Ron keeps bringing up that Chris moved it for him was because

you were supposed to then help him move it. That's what you offered. Wouldn't do that either. Didn't do that. Wouldn't have cost you a cent really. Not only Were you, like, all the audience members were saying, like, why isn't that SOB getting you a mattress? Oh, the whole audience was saying that, were they? Yeah. Like, why isn't that cheap SOB?

He's not paying you. The least he can do is get you a mattress. Your wife, who must be a saint, who's pressuring you to get poor old Ronnie Boyer. I think... Jokes on you. She's dead. Well, I think Ron the waiter is a talent. relentless loser whose voice is obnoxious and yet he's winning me over right now he's winning

me over he's calling opi out to his face he knows that everyone's on his side on this one he's feeling it yeah you know he's got the support behind he's got the army coming in behind and just like yeah opi you motherfucker you were going to do this shit for me thank god someone did and there was actually not just one person three different people wanted to help me out and you wouldn't Obie feels like a piece of shit right now It's great And Opie still thinks That everyone in the audience is on his side

There's not a single person This shitting on Ron for being a loser And you got one over on him No one is enjoying but you That's great To get poor old Ronnie boy A fucking mattress How did you wipe that up with you

Because you're like The Grinch is no Christmas And we're on it And I was already looking up mattresses And then Matt fucking Send me a picture That someone sent one to get parts We were on it, and I was already looking up mattresses for you.

If I needed to purchase a mattress online and have it shipped, I would do that in one day. It would be one sitting at the computer. Well, La D. Dom is the money bags. Excuse me. It's not about the money. I mean, I'm not saying I want to buy Ron the waiter a mattress. I didn't. I'm just saying it's not difficult in 2025 to purchase a mattress that gets delivered to someone's house or a bar.

I love the power that Ron has now. Me too. Look how defensive Opie is. Yep. We were just about to do it. I was almost ready to pull the trigger out of it. Oh, also. Oh, the whole audience is saying that.

Yeah. Yep. Actually, we are. He couldn't listen to Ron when he was giving the home mattress speech. He was looking around everywhere. And the second it came to comments about Opie, he stopped. Looked him right in the eye. Now he was taking it in.

And he was embarrassed. Yep. Pissed off. Because he had to store your mattress at his bar as he's trying to sell fucking crap beer. Meanwhile, Matt, thank you so much. You touched my heart with that sincere gesture. And meanwhile, he probably...

I'm going to say he was extremely mad that he had a... Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying, like, honestly, I would be surprised if he pissed on it. Like, yeah, I'll tell this fucking guy. Well, then Chris Ferretti, like, he cares about you so much. He put the fucking mattress on his shoulder, walked it to the subway, and got it to Astoria. That's not an easy task.

So where is the mattress? What? Opa, you own a vehicle. Holy shit You made Chris carry it to the subway To get it to Oh, okay And he already showed the box

I mean It's not that big He has to do it again It's not that big of it though Opie believes this is something That Ron did to Chris Right Yeah

Not that Opie flicked on everyone for It's his fault Yep Wow My roommate said when Chris already showed up He was soaking wet Yeah And he was pale white

Like he may have been having a heart attack It's right here It's right here Oh Jesus It's still in the box Ron, this is why no one wants to take care of you because we don't understand why. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you just said that you were

about to pull the trigger on this mattress. And now you said no one wants to take care of you, but then there's three people who did. But then, Opa, you're saying that no one wants to because you didn't want to. Almost sounds like he had no plans to help him. Yeah, I'm starting to think that like four months would have turned into six and eight and twelve.

Huh. I can't do it yourself. I can't do it yet because because there's two other items I have to wait for it. Because now there's another person, oh, by the way, that woman, Linda, or whatever her name is, she's sending me a care package of, like, linens and beddings. So I have to wait for that. And then there's someone else who's sending me pillows with pillow cases.

So I have to wait. How can I put the mattress together if I don't have the beddings? And what am I supposed to sleep on? A throat pillow? I'm not an animal. When everything's together. No, just start setting it up so you at least start sleeping a little better. Immediately, whatever.

You want me to sleep on a brand new mattress without recovery? What am I a dirty animal? You know what the conversation at Jeff Harts was that you're a hopeless cause. And I don't want to believe that. I don't want to believe that because we're all frustrated that you've had this mattress. We figured it out. It's over two weeks. It's pushing three weeks and it's still in a box.

How is Opie turning this on Ron now? This is some crazy manipulation that's going on. You know what we're all saying down at the bar? I don't want to bring this up to you. Right. But you know what everyone else is saying? They're all saying you're hopeless, why even help you out with shit? And I was just like, guys, we should help him out.

They're like, ah, no, but we can't help him out. What a prick. Open does this all the time, too. We're just like, dude, I heard people saying shit about you, Jim Norton. Hey, Sam Roberts, you wouldn't believe what I just heard about you there. It's like, they fucking say it. That body language looked a little like Aaron Hemholt saying something like that. Right.

Yeah. Yeah, you know what everyone's saying? Yeah, you know what I'm posturing and stuff. What a prick. And also, good on Ron, because he was sleeping on just his shitty mattress. Yes. I'm going to take care of this one. Right?

Good. You should. Herbert, I got to wait for everybody around you nuts. By the way. We care about you, Ron. We care about you. By the way, you take match piss now. So soon there's going to be a delivery of pillows and then there's going to be another delivery of betting.

Oh, he's going to love it. All right. That's your mattress update. Jesus. By the way, can we get to the real porn stuff? Yeah, please. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ha. Oh, boy.

Yeah, it goes on for a while. That's Rosh Hashanah, everybody. Happy Rosh Hashanah. Happy New Year, Adam. Whatever I was supposed to say. Me? No, no, no. I just ate.

I'm fine. Okay, good. So that was a long clip, but there's a lot going on right there. It's really the only thing of interest in the entire episode. Everything else. That's all I cared about. It's the only time they brought it up. I have no new take.

I just want to recap. Opie at the end, saying, we all care about you. You know, everyone at Gaphart's, like, like, Opie, Opie's been the unsung hero throughout all of this. Right. He's done the opposite. Yeah. Tough love on Opie.

He doesn't invite Ron to the Geharts when they do the Wives show. No. We showed that last week. And it's going to happen again. Spoiler. It's going to happen again on this episode where Ron's like, when are we going to get him to get him again? I don't know, man.

He won't even tell him to his face. We can't even figure that out. Fucking crazy. organize it. Opie really with this whole bit with those people at the bar, what he's trying to get to is they all told me it was a good thing for me to not get you that mattress because you just fuck it up. So we were high-fiving over me, not being a dick and making the right choice.

Unbelievable. That's what I mean. Tough love Opie. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. So you brought this up earlier. Opie's aware that he's being accused of buying views.

So he's trying to get out in front of it now. All right, listen, we're pushing 4,000 people that have already checked out this live stream and I know they're here because we're going to talk about Jimmy Kimmel, but give us a minute or two. Okay. Uh, next. So a sweet year. Okay, I like that.

I like that. So Opie's trying to play this thing, which is like, I get it. Everyone's here to hear my take on Jimmy Kimmel. That's what I put in the title. And yet, Jimmy Kimball is a big topic this week. But Opie has never had a hot or fresh take on anything ever. No one's going, what's Opie going to say about Jimmy Kimmel. And spoiler, we will get into what Opie has to say about Jimmy Kimmel.

Not a hot take. No one's tuning in for that. It's not real. So my buddy E. Rock's been watching this stuff too. And he decided to send me a clip when he was watching Opie Live that I think, and we're going to get into more of Opie talking about how many viewers he has. But check this out because he's recording his screen. And so you can see the number of people who are watching live as Opie is reporting on numbers.

I know you like numbers. numbers. We've had over... Okay, so 146 people are watching. All right. That's the number on the screen right here as he's talking to Ron the Wade on. Numbers. We've had over 17,000 people check out the live stream this morning. I'm going to tell you why. You know, it's amazing, Opie. I've had 2.8 million watching WTP just now.

It's incredible what's going on. Clicking through, you know, you need them to stay a little longer. No, but I'm going to tell you why, Opie. Yeah. I'm going to tell you why. Go ahead. Because it's the Jewish New Year. And I see, look at the light.

Also, I have to point out that the chat is on the screen as we're watching this, the screen recording that E. Rock made. It's not moving. It's just, you know, 17,000 people and no one gives a shit. And Ron's go-to is just continuing to sing the, whatever that saga is, the Jewish people sing. You have a light beam coming right? Right?

Oh, my God, you look angelic, Opie. Thank you, Ron. Oh, it's almost like your obituary. Oh, jeez. In memoriam, that would be the picture with the light coming. Right. Good stuff. Anyway, the point of that clip was just to demonstrate that Opie's bragging about numbers.

We can all see the number on the screen, idiot. Is he one of these guys who's looking at Twitter numbers and adding that with Facebook and kick? Right, the Facebook stars. Right. It's just adding it all together and acting like that's a thing. It's so embarrassing. he's the guy with the bad toupee, doesn't realize that it's not covering anything we can all see. And then this bit continues where he's talking about the reason why some people are tuning into his show.

Not just for you, but for the Jewish people in my family. I got a nephew and niece that are half Jewish. So respect. Respect. I thought dear, they had the family were tie. By the way, we're now up to 6,000 people that have checked out the live stream this morning. and they're all here because they want our two cents on Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, boy, it's coming up in a minute.

Anyway, Ron. Wow. There's that good old radio tease. He's still got it. He's still got it. Yep. I know why you guys are all here. Yeah, there's like three dozen of us.

Why are we here? It's a good point. Did you hear the joke that Ron got off? It wasn't bad. What was? I missed it. He said, I thought that other side of your family was Ty. He was making fun of his eyes being shut.

Oh, that is a pretty good joke. It wasn't bad. Right over my head. You know it was funny because Opie didn't acknowledge it in any way. That's true. That's how that works. So, of course, he's going to try to wrap it up with Ron. And whenever he's wrapping it, obviously, wrapping it up, he's not actually wrapping it up.

But anything to set this clip up? Just that Ron tends to do that bit that friends do where right when you're about to go is when they're like, just real fast. And then they ask you the really important stuff. Ron does that a lot. All right. Well, Ron, I got to go. I got a dog literally barking outside the door.

I'm stupid and I close the fucking door. I usually keep it open so you come in and sniff around. He needs to know where I am. So, uh, well, I think we did it anyways. You have a, I think you have a very close obsession with your dog. Like maybe it's, maybe it's, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm one of those. I wish you loved me as much as you love your dog. Ron, I love you.

Hey, are you doing a Gap tomorrow? I appreciate you. I don't know. I appreciate you. I respect you. Oh. Oh, what a dick. Are we doing a Gebs tomorrow?

I don't know. It's always the answer. And he will. This fun. I know. people sometimes go, wow, does he even like this guy because I beat you up? But that's just fun because you're fun and you push back. I feel like, I feel like one of my few supporters is your wife, because I feel like she probably says, you're too hard on him. Get him a mattress.

No. You don't talk about me with your wife? No, no. You don't say, hey, honey, we had a, honey, oh, we had a good, I had a good show today with Ronnie. No, see, you don't talk about your wife, how impressed you are, how prepared I am. You've said that. No, no, I did not. Let me explain something to you. Um, well, When I was on Opium Anthony, my entire day was taken up with Opium Anthony. My entire day, the good, the bad, the ugly, the toxicity, the nonsense, good stuff is well in there. I will tell you this, Ron. Well, you're, I mean, but you're also a friend of mine.

But the fact is, I will turn this off in a minute or two, and I take this and I put it aside. And the next time I even think about this shit, unless I have to put a clip or two up, will be tomorrow morning. I live my life very differently. I can't invest the whole fucking day in this to this anymore. But what are you going to do after that? You're going to go get a fucking nanny panty? What's it called when you do your nails a handy panty? Well, what's it called?

He's so poor. I don't know. I was gone for a few days, so I'm going to walk the dog right now. Yeah. I might go for a bike ride with my son. And he's really good day, by the way. He's really getting into his biking. And, you know, we're having a lot of fun doing that on a very regular basis.

And my daughter wants to play Savali. today. So I'm going to be busy. Wait a minute. Because you don't have school because of who? Ross Ash Ashana, thank you. The gentleman, baby. You're welcome. You've got a day off. Opie, I have one more question. Yeah. Parallel wise, like if you just go across

the park as the United Nations, it's massive gridlock today. Are you experiencing any overflow on the west side? He just wants to keep the conversation going. Yeah. Opie started that by making up a story about his dog with too many details. I got to go. The dog's trying to get in here. I close the door. I don't normally. And he

needs to get in here and he needs to sniff around. I haven't been here in a few days. Like there's way too much. He just be like, I got to go. I got to walk the dog. If that. It's that easy. You know what I mean? Have you ever seen anybody more stumped than when Ron said. So what do you got planned for today, Opie? Yeah. So that's a very interesting tell because his plans were both with his children and his children are teenagers and he's going to play volleyball with his daughter and go bike riding with his son. I was a teenager once. Hey, dad, I'm going to go play volleyball with my friends. and we're on my bike with my friends.

Please don't join us. The idea that she's waiting for him to come back from riding with her brother so they can finally play volleyball is such a bullshit. It doesn't make any sense. Dad, you got to take our alarm clocks into the shop. I also love the fact I also love the fact

that Roger's like, so your wife and you, do you guys like have conversations about like what I'm up to and stuff? I turn all of this off. It's like, yeah, but like me as a friend, though. because opi immediately equates it to you like oh this is my gig i don't talk i turn it off afterwards and poor ron the waiter's going oh i thought we were friends though like you know yeah and opi's defense and i'll never say those words again yeah uh just don't bring up anyone's wife you know that is true and i've been

wanted to say this for a while ron we can hear you just fine you do not have to lean forward every fucking time you talk it's very annoying thank you um everyone from boston please stop talking immediately and never start again that is absolutely true and advice to live by the only thing I will say is that Ron says he goes

but you said she did because he said that they were she brought up to him when are you getting this mattress let's do it right now and ever since he said that he's been obsessed with that and every time he brings it up he goes

my wife no she doesn't know you no she doesn't no we don't no we don't and he's like you said it he's so full of shit good point he's going to confuse with the lies he tells us about his dead wife I think it's the problem that's going out here and family yeah yeah all right he's teasing his next episode he rarely does but hope he's ready for his next episode I'm going to Cody Island on russia shunner

this is the tease for the next one uh this is this tease will get everybody watch it again by the way we hit 20,000 people checked out this live street today that's good what that what that really means i'll be honest with everybody they click through they're like oh click click click click click click but we had over 20 000 people click through our live stream today right listen to me that's a weird thing too that opi is saying i don't know any other show that talks about how many views they have but realize that no one actually watches it because there's no comments there's no likes so he has to like realize oh well yeah like today's episode i looked at it when i was pulling clips this afternoon 63 000 324 views in seven hours 15

comments and half of the comments were, wow, this is a lot of views for very few comments. So Opie is like getting out ahead of it. Just people are like, yeah, people were just like clicking on it and they leave immediately. Like, then why are you bragging about it? Yeah. If everyone hates it as soon as they see what's going on. He's trying and failing. I don't get it.

Well, he made it clear earlier. He doesn't even see those comments. After he records this, he puts it away. So this is just coincidental. He has no idea what people are saying. He's just addressing all of his criticisms directly. so he's actually teasing what's going to happen on the next episode we're going to get into that in just one moment that's from this morning show but first we have to see open

continuing to big time his buddy ronnie um they give me a heads up if you're going to do gaps so i can prepare i really don't even know i'm finally back in the city i was gone for like three and a half days um what an asshole just give me a heads up we're going to do gab hearts i'd love to be a part of it you didn't let me do it last time i will you won't ron what if you You had gone for three and a half days. Where were you? I had a guy's weekend with my older friends, Ron. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You had my guys weekend. We've been doing a guy's weekend, but it's my older friends. What does he mean by older friends? I don't think that means like long time friends, right? Don't either. It's not like an age thing. Right. Like when I talk about guys about the high school with, I don't go, my older friends.

No. A long time friend. friend of mine. I think he's like describing these guys like older guys. Yeah. Right? Wait, is that what you say when I'm coming over? Yes. He's my older friend. Correct. Did he not say,

am I making this up? Did he not say a couple weeks ago that his friends were coming by, they were going on a trip and they were going to be broadcasting from all of these different places? I don't remember that. I don't remember any of this. He said something about that a while ago and then now he doesn't want to talk about this at all.

Yeah, he's got nothing to talk about. He comes on his show, and he was just on a three-and-a-half-day trip with a bunch of guys. He's got no anecdotes, no stories from it. Were they burying the bodies? Oh. I don't mind it. That's the only exp-why-you-gone-out-of-town. Definitely out of town.

And I have witnesses that will verify that for me. Right. And there's no fingerprint, so don't even look. Whoa. Well, and so Ron, trusting in his instincts, decides, like, oh, we need to explore this a little a bit like you must have a story or two like what was going on on this trip that you talk hold on this is my experience when guys get together without their wives and kids yeah you you drink your fucking balls off and maybe you and maybe you do some some hotter things now did you know

honestly i didn't i you didn't do like some you didn't you didn't do the hot stuff i was with my i I, we, we had other things we could have done or taken. I chose, this is the God's eyes truth. I had in three days, five beers. Really? I, I did somebody bring up some stuff, though? That's how it goes. Every, somebody brings up, hey, we're finally alone.

We're away from the family of the kids. I had a couple candy bars, chocolate bars, but in the end, in the end, I literally had five beers. It wasn't even about that. We just laughed. It was awesome. All right. You go in the woods? No, we didn't go in the woods, you weirdo?

No. You go cabin? Like in a cabin? No, you got sick fucking fantasies, Rod. Did you touch penises? Oh, we did it, Rod! Come out of here. Why?

Ross is Ghana, for real. Hey, happy new here, everybody. 5786. Play those numbers. 5786. Play them. Don, don't, da, da, nah, na, nah. I take everything back, Ron, you suck.

The fucking worst. Wow, what a weird mystery this is. I hope he will not reveal anything about this guy's trip that he took. Maybe it didn't happen. Maybe he doesn't have any friends. I was with my older friends, but you don't know. Yeah. They're dead.

That's weird. I had five beers. And some chocolate bars. Candy bars. everybody's like you guys gets a blow or like what was going on he wanted to know like was this a party or what ron you were likable for a second there yep but obi can't tell us who they were where they went a thing they did an activity how he knows them you got nothing but i know go ahead no no they're from the niagara falls region exactly they're from another school

you wouldn't even know them i can picture his air conditioning repairman like he's a friend of mine now I know him so well. But these guys, we don't hear anything about. It's bizarre. Mm-hmm. And I feel like if you were covering up for a crime, you wouldn't want to drink a ton of beers. You know, you'd want to, like, keep a level head about you as you're making sure you're doing everything right. We got to chop off the hands.

We got to chop off the head. The body goes to the river. You know, there's a checklist you got to go through. You need three men for that, especially if it's the kids, too. Anyway, moving on. I've seen soprados. I get it. Okay.

Now, you've been in communication with Ron's girlfriend. Do you want to talk about that at all? Yes. The gentleman who sent the mattress reached out to me, and we talked about him last week and read his very, very sweet letter. Yes. And he has inspired other people to follow suit. So if you remember last week, Ron was talking about, as he was this week, his girlfriend,

that he's just being facetious. His girlfriend, a woman that sent him some betting or is sending him some betting. So she reached out to me. and wants to remain anonymous, but she wrote a letter that she said we can share with you guys. Do you have that? I do, actually. I'm going to post the...

No, no, don't post it. Just read it. Adam Bush, it hurt my heart to see the lumpy-stained mattress and ripped blanket, and Ron says having sheets is fancy. I was inspired and emotional to see you and WTP Anonymous coordinate Operation Mattress. I wanted to do my part and contribute betting. I was caught off guard watching WTP live and finding out

I'm Ron the waiter's girlfriend. I know to go with the bit, but I was also slightly creeped out. I really am a fan of Ron the waiter. He prepares material, brings the improved jokes, improv jokes, and presents entertainment against an angry toxic co-host actively sabotaging the entire endeavor. It is miraculous, really. Yeah. And then she actually, when I asked her if we could read that, she said,

absolutely, but she wanted to reiterate that she was just kidding about the creeped out. she knows he's being normal about it because he is he said the next week he was like she's a friend he's not being delusional and right she didn't really didn't want him to think that she was really creeped out she's like i get it you're just kidding we're all kidding he everyone naturally just wants to help this guy and give him betting i love this community i love this community that we can all come together like ron the waiter's the most obnoxious annoying asshole we've ever heard but he's better than opi let's help about yes so thank you for that anonymous donor ron's Girlfriend.

And she is a big WATP fan and a long-time supporter, you might all know. If she wants to reveal herself, she is welcome to, but thank you very much. It's a victory view, girl, everyone. It's not victory view, girl. All right, so this morning, Opie comes on, and he's got a big show. It's called Jimmy Campbell said all the right things last night. Like I said, it's got over 63,000 views in seven hours. 63,000?

In seven hours. Wow. Pretty good stuff, huh? Yeah. Not bad. So you ready for Opie's big hot take on the evening that Jimmy Kimmel had on his show? I bet it's controversial. This is the guy that went after Jimmy Kimmel on ABC.

He sees it like I'm saying and a lot of other people are saying in the last week or so. And then he changes his two. And I don't understand. This is why I hate them all. I hate them all. They're all full of shit. What? What did he just say?

Okay. So the, um, the, um, the, opinion that opi had the hot take that he had i don't understand is the opposite of having a take yeah i don't understand this yeah then don't weigh in on it how about somebody who understands or has an angle on it could weigh in on it this is why opi is the worst broadcaster and entertainer in the history of broadcasting entertainment and he'll never understand that i can talk to any loser at the bar including considering john and get someone to tell me nothing oh yeah it's easy to do it's really easy to do i don't need it from you ope so opi has issues with

with the monologue that Jimmy had. Attention in school. One thing I did learn from Lenny Bruce and George Carlin and Howard Stern is that a government threat to silence a comedian the president doesn't like is anti-American. That's anti-American.

I'm so glad we have some solidarity on us from the right and the left and from those in the middle like Joe Rogan. All right. God, you know what, F. F. Jimmy Kimmel. putting Howard Stern in that category. F. Jimmy Kibble. Okay.

God, I went on a rant yesterday with Ron the waiter on this live stream, and I uploaded the video to my YouTube opi radio, but Howard Stern absolutely silenced the Opie and Anthony show back in the day because he couldn't handle. It's very similar to this on a much lower level, obviously. Glory days. Well, it's interesting that Opie's takeaway, to this thing that everyone can agree on, you know, being silenced

and what this country was founded on free speech and everything. And Opie's takeaway is, yeah, but he brought up Howard Stern so he sucks. Don't make it about you, Opie. But I will make it about Opie real quick because actually my buddy Erock put this together for us to check out. I just know when the government begins to interfere, when the government says, I'm not pleased with you, so we're going to orchestrate a way to silence you.

It's the wrong direction for our country. And I should know. I've been involved in something like this. And now ABC is put in the same position. And it's unfortunate that ABC even has to be in this position. They shouldn't have to be in this position. I feel for them too in this. But that someone's got to step up and be fucking saying,

A, enough, we're not going to bow. Let me ask you about Opie and Anthony. Okay. Now, I've been on their show a bunch. All right. All right, so this is from March 14, 2006. John Hannity, talking to Howard's turn. And they say that you,

would forbid them from listening, I'm sorry, from mentioning you on the air. Absolutely. That's true. Why? Because you're a big advocate of free speech. This has nothing to do with free speech. When I am in business in the company, and they hired Howard Stern imitators to go on in the afternoon.

They wanted to happen. They did really well. Very well. And the fact of the matter is, I said to management, and I'm not interested, I don't want anyone knocking me. But if you're a strong supporter of free speech, Yeah, I mean, I'm a strong supporter of my free speech But, all right, but that's the point.

If you say that they can't... But this goes out of that. We don't have to play any more of that. But you can see what a hypocrite, Howard Stern is. Where he's just like, oh, my gosh, I can't believe the situation ABC is in with Jimmy Kimmel and stifling speech. Meanwhile, he worked for a company just like, they're not allowed to say shit about me. Well, it's interesting, Howard. That's the one thing that you were just complaining about it on your radio show about Jimmy Kimmel.

At least he didn't deny it. No, that's true. As soon as Hannity brought it up, he's like, oh, fuck, yeah. This is true. I did tell management, they're not allowed to talk about me, and they went along with it. So Jimmy on his monologue shows some humility. And let's see if Opie can follow suit. Thanks to me.

We supported our show, cared enough to do something about it to make your voices heard so that mine can be heard. I will never forget it. Well, you know what? I think, I think, sorry. I think that's really, really important. And this is one of the things that really pissed me off back in the day. Look, I have experience in this, a lot of experience of this. The amount of times they try to cancel our show over bullshit, it was unbelievable.

And the one thing I always said to the bosses before they fired, you always get a chance to save your ass. And then they stop taking your calls and they tell like your agent, you're fired. They don't even have the common courtesy to tell you to your face. Even though you made, in our case, we made millions and millions of dollars for these broadcast companies. Oh, my God. In the end, Sirius XM treated me and Anthony like crap. You know, they didn't have the balls to call up and go, look, we're done with you. They went through an agent.

You know how much revenue we brought in for Sirius XM, especially in the early days, when no one believed in satellite yet hundreds of millions of dollars. Yes. Sure. And, uh, and, and, and, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's, it's just, uh, it's just a, it's just a shame. And my, my point, sorry. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think you noticed.

I just lost my, my, uh, my thought. You were you talking about humility, but anyway, it was the humility thing that Jimmy just did. He's so grateful. People wanted them back on the air and gave him a voice. And, you know, that's where you were going. And then you were going. You started to talk about how you made hundreds of billions of dollars for a company and you got screwed and they treated like shit. Opie can't get out of his own way on this. No.

He started this with, I'm glad you're here because I'm an expert on this topic. And then he cannot have opinions about that topic. He can only just complain about the past. I don't know what share he wanted of the money that they made for this company. I don't know. You cited the contract, man. I don't tell you.

If you could have made more money somewhere else than just do that. It's complaining about it after the fact. Long after the past. We made hundreds of millions of dollars for satellite before people even knew what satellite was. Then you didn't make hundreds of millions of dollars because they had 400,000 subscribers. It's not how that works. And I don't know what he thinks an agent or manager does, but it's field those calls and talk to the execs about that stuff for you. So you don't have to end up looking like a crazy person like this.

Yeah, sorry, John Briggs Bad News didn't call you to let you know you were fired. Is this, uh, Greg? Yeah. Samin asked me to tell you the following. All right. So, oh, this is weird. I've never heard Opie talk about this before. He did break down in the beginning of the monologue, and, you know, he apologized, and he asked

for forgiveness. He said that Charlie Kirk's wife famously the other day forgave her, sorry, her husband's killer, and he thinks that's the place to be. In general, if you believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ, I'm not an organized religion guy, but I do believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ. You do? Have I heard that before? Is Opie a Jesus guy?

I mean, you could tell from how sincere he sounded there. Yeah, exactly. He literally, I remember when this is years ago, but they had those crazy images of other universes come out from the high-powered telescope. And we were able to see, like, the vastness of space and all of these different. galaxies and opi goes i mean this proves there is no god how's like well just the opposite actually it's just fucking insane that it's infinite galaxies going on and and opi's takeaway it was just like yep this is all you need to know about it and now he's like i believe the teachings of jesus christ it's all over the place with us i also know that his only skill is being that radio guy

and moving it along but there are some topics that that radio voice doesn't work for and seeing him do that like the teachings of jesus that's where it's at i don't think that's what he said at the funeral and this doesn't come off is uh the appropriate time for that attack well whatever this is going on right here even though opi has very cold takes on jimmy kimmo and doesn't really know what's going on people are tuned in they love it holy shit 56 000 people rolled through my live stream this morning oh my god thank you thank you very much ridiculous that's pretty bad oh my god that's my biggest number ever i usually talk to 17 people 56 000 we'll just went up to 57 57000 58 people checked out this live stream this morning um i think that's it i would love

to roll through more of the comments let's just keep rolling through the comments to be fair i want to make sure everyone or everyone was at least represented by someone here today all right get ready for a drop i was texting with anthony about this and i'm like there's got to be a guy or a company, hope he's trying to impress. The fact that he has all these views, he's focused on it now, he's talking about it all the time.

He's trying to get some kind of job. The other theory is, and this is very possible. I was talking to someone else about this, is that someone's buying views to fuck with them, and he's buying it. And he's just like, wow, we're killing it over here. This is amazing.

Oh, he's not smart. And he's not smart, and he's falling for it. And he's just like, whoa, we're on the waiter, 27,000. Ah, watching us right now. Like, you know that's not true.

Well, he is making excuses for it Like this whole they're clicking through thing Is just him validating why there's no comments He's like they're not staying They're all not staying So even if he's not buying them He wants to believe it's real I think he bought them

He was acting there I think he wasn't surprised Because the eye heart thing Isn't working out for him He mentioned how he needs money And I think this is like And it probably Listen I was just hanging out with

With Ben Ratner this past weekend we were all he was in Rochester we were hanging out and Ben Ratner used to produce Anthony's show when he first went to compound met with Opie and like gave him a blueprint for here's how to do a show that's successful because Ratner knows and Opie's just like yeah

I know better I got got I got this so Opie's constantly taking meetings with people I wouldn't be surprised if someone came to and just went here's what we got to do we got to make it look like you're popular like you're not going anywhere with 300 views for your morning stream if we can get up to like 60,000, then people will take notice. We can get actual offers coming in.

So I think it's very possible that's what's going on. I want to also throw in that it's possible he's doing this without any real job opportunity at all. He's just desperate and flailing and needs something. Yeah, that's okay. So I said two different things. Yeah. It could be trying to impress a specific entity or it could be that like, hey, let's start

get views so that we can impress an entity down the road. Yeah. More likely that, I'd be funny if it was some, it'd be funny if it was Ron the waiter. That would be the best. front is no fucking money think he's buying views they're not expensive they're probably not all right so last thing i want to play opi gets a chat and you know there's 80 000 people watching him so there's gonna be some chats he disagrees with and he handles it just like our buddy karmic would uh dude you're sickening get out of here rick that's why you watching there's a million um

there's a million podcasters and live streamers you know they will speak your language and You should go, you should go, uh, you should go watch or listen to them and support them. You don't need to be here. Don't do this to yourself. I don't do this to myself. There's a whole bunch of people I, I, I don't like. And I don't, I don't tune them in. Why would I do that?

Ugh. I don't need you here. Go away. You're being weird. Yeah, it's just the worst take possible. I hope he's too old and too seasoned. Seasons. Seasons.

You would think. You would think you would know better than that. Oh, you're going to come in here and say something I don't like. Go away. Just don't really fucking act to it, idiot. All right. We're going to bring on our review girls. We're going to play a round of Is It Gay?

Megan, welcome to the show. Hello, fellow ghost kids. Yeah, we'll get you. Megan, the Ghost Party with Anna of the Ghost Kid. Of course, that's a karmic reference. But we're meeting up in Badwood's Dreams tonight, right? Oh, yeah. See you there.

Oh, that's fucked up. Annie is here as well. Oh, hello. Oh, hello, new microphone. How's it going over there? Good. Does it sound okay? It's clipping a little bit.

Maybe turn it down just a little bit. I have a very special bumper that we have for Is It Gay? Stephen Prolowski just sent this in today. He claims to be the man who wrote the Tuki Soup theme. So if it's that kind of fame we're talking about, this is a pretty big deal. this is our new is it gay theme song is it gay so gay

is it gay Ray finds it's gay oh is it it's fucking gay Is it is it gay Sorry So he also mentioned, which I appreciate, there's zero AI that's all performed by him. Wow.

So thank you for doing that. I like the audience. Yeah. The audience. Audiences that do it. So let's get into a round of is it gay, self-explanatory. I don't need to explain to all of you what's up. We all play this game every week.

Starting with round one, I'm feeling it. I feel like I have a really good chance this time. Like, if you're a Punisher fan, I'm sure that's great. Me, I'm not the biggest Punisher fan. I like the Thomas. But you like the Thomas Scho. So you like a Punisher movie, but you're like, you know what my complaint about this Punisher movie was?

He was too punishing. There was just not enough dialogue. Los Federale says Johnny will take over for Charlie Kirk. Same scenario plays out with Shooter on the roof. Johnny smiles and says, you can't kill me. I'm already dead. Side note, best Punisher was Bob Cat Goldthwaite. I don't think he played.

Yeah, I don't think that. I'll go back in check. Is it gay to imagine Johnny crutches as the new Charlie Kirk? Annie. Yeah, that sounds pretty gay. I know that was a whole loaded thing, but yeah. I got it. Chris.

Not gay. Carl. It would take a lot of twisting to make that gay. I'm going to say not gay. Adam. I'm going to go with gay. All right. split on this one but i don't think so also very weird johnny fantasy that you have sir yes

all right i told you i was feeling this week it's either gay or weird yep not all of it not all of it though we've been mixing it up lately oh you know what i want to do before i forget is give credit to this artist who put this together for us cartoonish villainy she i think you've seen a lot of her stuff. She does a lot of NLO stuff and Kianu and Aaron. Look her up on X and Patreon. She did that for me and she's so talented.

And she has a whole Halloween line coming up soon. So I'm excited to see that. Nice. Cartoonish villainy. Yes. Awesome. Round two. Is it gay? I look, it is such a crazy circumstance. It's such a an outlier of a situation

that we're talking about with this Charlie Kirk assassination that I'm not really sure because I'm against this sort of thing I'm against tattling to get people fired from their jobs over social media shit. Now that being said

usually I'm against it and it's because someone said like... Is it gay to tattle on someone for something they post on social media, Adam? Yeah, yeah it is. Carl. Very gay.

Chris. Totally gay. Annie. I'm going to also pick gay. Knock, knock, who's there gay? That was a good one. That's a nice so. This guy can write jokes.

I was wrong about him. It's the best night of a joke I've heard in decades. He has his mom. What an idiot. All right. Round three. I hope everyone's playing along at home. Round three coming up.

Dear Lord. Erica Kirk has her own theme song. No, I don't, you might want to do it in English. It sounds a little, it sounds a little weird in general. Yeah, it's a beautiful song in English. It's about a beautiful woman, beautiful flowers. All right, so this is part of the white power hour that he's doing now to make money. Adam seems unimpressed.

Is this German song about a beautiful woman and flowers gay for the Germans to use, Chris? I'm going gay. Yes. Annie. Not gay. Carl. I think it's gay. Adam.

Not gay. All right. Let's go. Like I said, kind of gay for the Germans to match to it. Yes. Perfect today. I knew it. I called my shot.

Nothing can go wrong. It's going to be like to forever. Why use the song if it's gay? Those Germans, they don't know what's obvious. All right. We're up to round four. No one who speaks German can be an evil man. What's the score currently, producer, Chris?

You and I are tied at three apiece. Wow, we're both having perfect games. Everyone else is sucking out. What else is a shitty loser? Round four, here we go. You know, I find it odd when people post in the chat. We're clearing this goal today, but then don't put anything in there to clear the goal. It's kind of a weird prediction to make, you know?

Chad Boozmock says, got here late, start over. Oh, you're just in time, Boosmock. We're 15 minutes away. I know you're not. Steeltoe hate or Steeltoe love. You're just an observer. So you probably, you wouldn't mind love, you wouldn't mind watching a big L, right? Is wanting Steele Toe to not hit the goal gay, Adam?

Yeah. Annie. It sounds gay for Adam. Carl. I'm going to say, know for some reason even though i know that it is but i would say no chris he already said weird in that block so i'm going gay oh fuck you're more reserved than i am also chad boosbach does not like a parent show it's so funny here we're a a big l right that's entertaining that's entertaining

oh is that the answer that's that's the answer not gay it's entertaining i think i just 50s. Wasn't that code for? I think I just, yeah, right. I think I just took the lead on this one. Oh, my God. We're up to round five. This is some game or plan. I have the same problem where I'm like, why am I not

way more ripped? Like, I break down sweating like a crazy person because I crossed the room. And I'm like, if my body is thinking it's this much work, I should be fucking just jacked. Well, and then I got my DDP yoga kickback, and I'm very happy about that. And I was going to

sweat off some of my uh my sins yesterday but because i dropped that cornhole board on my fucking toe and i got a bruised toe bone now i couldn't you know dig in my feet for the ddp yoga stuff so oh no should it has teal toe where are your boots when you needed them right is it is it gay for two men to talk about their workout routines i mean walking across the floor for johnny is kind of a workout routine. So, Chris. Wait, I want to hear your stand-up, born.

I'm going gay, damn it. Carl. I think it's gay because yoga was brought up. I think that's gay. Annie? Not gay. Adam. I'm going gay.

All right. Oh, there's that. And now I'm waiting for that to heal up. And then when that's healed up, I can get back after it. It's getting gay in here. I knew it. Knock, knock.

Gay. All right, so I win. Yeah. That's exciting. You guys want to play a bonus round just for S's and G's? I do. I need to.

Just because Megan made one, so we might as well. It's a fun one. All right. People are going to watch me say that I love the song, You and I by Lady Gaga. If you don't think there's courage in there somewhere,

then I might just, be coping with my homosexuality. Rabbi Smoothie says, gun to my head, I couldn't name a Lady Gaga song, and I'm okay with that. Like bad romance, just dance,

you and I, really? Paparazzi? Uh-oh. Is it gay to be a Lady Gaga fan, Carl? I mean, it definitely is.

That's kind of a target audience. So, yeah, I'm going to say yes. Ghost kid. Oh, that, that's, it's gay. Chris. Is coping with your homosexuality gay? Yes, it's gay.

That's exactly what I was going to ask, Chris. So, yeah, it's definitely gay, right? This better be gay. Can't name any of those? Well, now I feel really gay. Hey, really gay. I got an eight plus out of that. You did.

You're the gayest. I have the gayest. You got a gay plus. Thank you. Very good. Great game, Megan. Thank you for pulling that together for us. All right.

You guys ready to Pokedabler? Yes. God, do we have too much fun on the show? I got to tamper it down a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Here's how you do it. It's time for everyone's

favorite new game show to poke a dabbler what do you say Carl and Madam Bush are you ready a dabbler oh

let's all say as far as as Elisa Giordana goes whoa now I would not have handled it

the way that scumbag did. But he handled it in the way that he deemed the property. And you know what? You can't blame him. So I'm going to backped a little bit here. Because really, I didn't, when you really think, because I saw the actual tape on fucking the ball gnome show, when she tries to take a swing at hand,

him in front of the cop at that mall she was already has been said assaulting or assaulting battery whatever so she was really antagonizing this guy i don't give a fuck if he cheated on you elisa that doesn't give you the right to start assaulting somebody it doesn't girlfriend cheated on me, I put my hands behind my back and told her to leave. That's what you do. That's the only way to handle it. You don't want any assault charges filed. I don't want a criminal record.

Hold on. That's why you don't hit women? Yep. I don't want a criminal record. Don't want to get caught. I sure do want to bust her eye open. But, you know, the law. that's all. My record

is spotless. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, can the Sandusky Network say that? B. Even when my PI looked me up,

it was only good things. Next. Just like my house. Four, that's what some of you don't understand. I'm a good guy. Oh.

And lastly, spotless. Spotless. Spot-T-L-E-S-S. Spontless. Top-Po. The last one was for us. But the first four, any of them could be the answer.

Well done. But your answer is. And I just remembered the Cardiff sent me, Tom Myers was responding to us playing two minutes with Tom. And, damn it, Cardiff said the same I should have had it ready to go. But I'll tell you what it was. It was very funny.

Tom goes, oh, yeah, I've seen that game, and it proves the car doesn't know how to write a joke. Showing that Tom doesn't understand what the game is. Yeah, it's like, no, no, no, no, we're trying to figure out what you would write as a punchline, you idiots. He proved me he does not write a joke. Now I'm feeling bad. No, you're not. Tom is a slow.

All right, I'm back. So I go first on this one. I like the just like my house. Wink. Okay. I think that John would do something like that, but they could all be the answer. What say you, Adam?

Can the Sandusky Network say that? I'll wait. I love that. What do you think, Megan? Four. Okay. He's the good guy yet we were watching a clip of that earlier today. Annie?

I also think it's four. Producer Chris, what do you got? I also went with Just Like My House. All right. The PI is very funny. You wouldn't say some of that. All right, here we go. That's the only way to handle it.

You don't want any assault charges filed. I don't want a criminal record, and my record is spotless. Even when my PI looked me up, it was only good thing. Holy shit, Cardiff for the W on that one. He's good. Wow, that's incredible. I have to hear that now because we reacted so, I can't believe he said that.

The record is spotless. Even when my PI looked me up, it was only good things. Not one bad thing. What good things are on your record? Second grade report card. Fifth grade report card. The whole thing's brilliant. He was very polite when we arrested him.

My record. No DWIs and not even a BWI. So I'm clean Bicycling Me lying Mr. Clean It's one of my son's favorite hip-hop songs in the day Mr. Clean

That's all for this time Chad calling himself Mr. Clean is very funny Back next time to find it if you are man enough To poke A Dabler It's in my nature Sure.

Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Annie, do we have any new reviews that have come in for who are these podcasts? Of course, you know, this is a show that's on YouTube. People watch, but it's also an audio podcast. It's been that way since the beginning. And if you go on Apple Podcasts or wherever you review podcasts, it helps out the algorithm, helps people find us.

Yeah, I got three for us today. Great. first one coming in from Nate Rob X says actually a good show and exactly what the country needs right now. I'm going to guess that that is a five star review. Yeah. They know what to do. And I'm going to tell you this.

I know there's no way to fix it, but I just want to let you know that you are clipping. Sometimes that could be a computer issue, probably not a microphone issue. Because it's not like you're loud. You're just kind of clipping. I used to have that issue too because my computer. sucked. But we're impressed at how you got the mic to stay so still. How did you do that?

You are killing it with that. It's harder than it looks. And the next one comes in from the real AK patent pending. Great coverage of Stuttering John. Fartbox. Gosh, that sounds a lot like a five star if I had a guess. Oh, yeah, that one's five.

Oh, okay. Thank you. You'll have me hanging for a second. I was like, oh shit, can that be one star of you. Guys, thank you again. And five-star reviews definitely helps the algorithm. And the last one comes in from Clown Shoe Bandit, S all over us in the comments, laughing face. This show is clown shit. Give it five stars.

Oh, wow, I'm confused by that one. This could be a trap. A lot of emojis. It could be a trap. I'm going to go one star on that one. I'm going five. It's five stars. All right.

Very good. Well, thank you. Annie, and thanks for everyone who's reviewing the show. Of course, you can also listen to the show on Spotify. every episode comes out for you to listen to on Thursdays and Sundays and you can comment on individual episodes on Spotify

and Megan likes to check out our comments that we have. Yes, I too have three reviews. All right. From episode 658. This one is from Slim Fox XO. I can't wait for the newest addition to the Carl Network.

Who are these callers featuring Adam Bush and random callers having awkward hour-long conversations while still netting more listeners than WATB. Oh, wow. Shots fired at Christian of D-Z right there, but... That was a pretty good pitch, though. It's not bad. Five stars.

Do you want to do that? Do you want to just start calling people and recording it for hours at a time? I mean, essentially, it's what I'm doing. No shit. They don't know it yet. I like it. We have one from Man of Men. I've been listening for years, and until now, I've held my dick.

But when this club-footed gay martini drinking, Simpsons cover band playing Dickhead has the gall to call power metal a guilty pleasure and embarrassing to like, that's the last straw. Redact your statement, He-Burger, or you will lose a listener for life. That's not a promise. That's a threat. I kind of wanted to read it as karmic, but... Yeah, that would be funny.

I would have probably started laughing. Dragon Force is awesome. I've seen them multiple times, and I admit it openly and publicly. Did I win my listener back? I hope so. You won me over. I might go see them.

It was a fun show. You fucked out. The last one is from Caprice, and it's about our game, This is Gay. Is it Gay? To differentiate the bonus round of Is It Gay and the other questions,

the contestants should have to guess from a list of adjectives what a subject might be make the bonus worth more points to compensate for the increased challenge is overcomplicating

a radio game segment gay it is weird I love that it's weird I love that idea because you can give us three adjectives we got to figure out which one it is but also you have to qualify

for the bonus round so if you win like say three or more in the first five then you qualify for the bonus round which is worth three points so it's like final jeopardy where like you can be in third place and come back and win right i like that idea a lot you want me to try it for next week well you don't have to do anything oh well yeah no you're right you know you do because you have to figure out the three adjectives we choose from yes yes let's try that that's good it's a good idea it is good i just want to host a game show is that it's i don't know it's it's all i want to do in life it's so it's a game show I just, I watch old game shows from the 80s and sometimes 70s, and I go, I can do that.

I want to do that. It doesn't exist anymore. It's not a thing anymore. You have to be, you have to be a linebacker for the Giants for 12 years or the host a game show these days. Hey, as long as it's better than Cash Floor by Maddox, you'll be fine. Fucked. That, I would love to explore that. I wish that all of that would, was there just one episode or was that a whole series that hasn't leaked?

I think one was found, and I think the rest are still floating somewhere. God damn, that'd be a lot of fun to find. Annie, I know that you're back to streaming on YouTube. Where can people find you? You can check me out on my YouTube channel, and you can find it on insanity.com. I-N-S-A-N-E-I-T-Y dot com. And what are you streaming these days? I'm mixing it up.

I used to just do the same thing nonstop, and now I have like a rotating schedule. So upcoming is a bunch of different games, getting into like some horror shooters for October and a bunch of different things in between. Excellent. Wow, seasonal themes. Is Jack Tover coming up? I think we got Jack Tover coming up pretty soon. Adam, anything that you want to promote my friend.

Just the record peeled back by Ali Gertz, a collection of nine-inch nails covers, and real nice friends by Jamie Levine, all available on Spotify, Amazon, wherever fine music is streamed. Excellent. All right, with that, I think it's time for, we have a new bumper for this segment. It's a bunch of crap Swing in a mix Rock and Rolla

That is of course The Rock and Rolla Voicemail segment Riley and Friends is here All of Cash 4 is free on 2B 26 episodes What? Is that true?

I'm staying corrected How am I not hearing this on Dick's bonus shows If that's true Huh I smell crossover I smell crossover event With the Dick show

Gotta get on that Let's talk about some voicemails people don't like us very much. You guys have a how did this get made for podcast. What the fuck? Your show sucks. How did this get made used to be good, though? Remember when it was good?

Popular. Yeah, it was very popular than June 9, Rayfield, just June 9, Rayfield, the whole thing. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to call and say, my mom used to do that thing that Opie did, like the waking you up by, like, sitting at the edge of your bed and gently telling you how your day is going to be. It ended with me when I was 12 because I was half awake and I told her to shut up. I apologized immediately, but she never did that again, which I'm kind of glad. But the other thing I was thinking of, do you think Opie's wife is pregnant or, you know, she was before she did.

died because that was really weird to say the wrong number of kids yeah anyway call me back that was really weird that he said at three kids I'm still scratching my head over that one my mom used to sing songs like that in the morning to me too when I was a little kid I don't think it got to 12 oh okay but she would talk to sing about how today it was going to be a that's when your dad took over wonderful day my day was harmonizing Oh, man, I'm fucking doing my yearly rewatch of the house. And who do I see? But Mr. Adam Bush.

And I was just like, oh, my God, that's fucking Adam Bush. I've watched the show a million times. I didn't know his name, but now he's fucking like a celebrity to me. That's fucking Adam Bush on TV. I wanted to fuck a stepmom, but, you know, that's house. Gay, not gay. No, being at House is very, not weird or gay. It's cool.

Check out Adam Bush on an old episode of House. Good luck for you. Cow photographer, Colin Ed. Hey, Carl, a cow photographer. I think you can give Megan my number. That'd be cool. We can figure out a cow bikini situation. We'll figure it out.

Megan, you cool with that? What was it? So, Kyle photographer is the guy who took photos of our first review girl, Vic, in a cow bikini and then we posted those to our Patreon and he's just hoping that he can recreate that magic. Can it be a different print? Like a cheetah print?

That sounds a lot like a yes. Of course. Cal photographer will definitely go a lot with that. Very good. Oh, people are reaction to the Tri-Gai stuff that we were talking about in the last episode. Hey, Carl, this is Dustin from Detroit. Just a small request.

If you could never play the dry guys again, because the only thing worse than vocal fry is slowed down male vocal fry. Thanks, pal, under 45 seconds. Yeah, the male vocal fry was picked up on by a lot of people. That apology video was. It was infuriating. Because we did that, Drew Lane replayed that again on his show, and they were clouding that, too. it's so serious it's like isn't that guy your friend

the fuck this guy got his dick wet and we're pissed about it like all right man get over it's fine this week we try being friends with that asshole he's that guy he's trying strange

what's wrong with that the whole point of this all right try guys suck all those try guys are fucking insufferable and if I thought there's a Paparazzi van outside my house.

I feel like an asshole. Like, I'm an arrogant fuck. But also, you should know that I'm cool. I didn't, when you're in Furndale, I didn't show Jenny Jingles, a short video of you, Kiss and Drew with a Devo concert. So, don't worry. No one tell her. All right.

Thanks, Matt. I appreciate that. I was like, how is no one filming this? We're up on stage right now. Paco called in. Our old friend Paco wants to weigh in on corn tortillas. Yeah, we're so proud. This is Paco.

And, yeah, you know what? You're right about the cornucs of piaz with the tacos. And basically you got to get them, put them in the command, get them hot. And then you fry them in oil. You know what I'm saying? You can even make them crunchy or soft. You know what I mean? It doesn't matter.

But, yeah, you're right. And Cardiff is, I love Cardiff. So I'm not going to spend nothing bad. But anyways, I'll see you guys later. Shout out to, I don't know. I'm just prudger because I'm just probably All right later Thanks

Thanks Paco We're not frying the corn tortillas though You guys are missing the point Far be it for me to explain to Paco How to make a taco I'm sure he's better at it than I am Just saying Usa Caring goes

Which is good to hear Paco It is good to hear from Paco He was supposed to come to Hackamania This past year Yeah I'm gonna bug him about it next year Yeah We have the date set for that

We haven't announced that yet It's in April April 10th maybe. I don't know. Don't mark my word for it. I haven't written it down yet. But it's happening. What's it? What's it called? Hack to the future. Hacked to the future.

Hack to the future. It's coming up. 2026. It's going to be bigger than Catalanocan from what I hear. Whoa. Oh. Shalom to Adam Bush. Good to Tag to Carl and I guess

Buenos Vias to producer Chris. Keep that mystique alive, you big, beautiful enigma. They haven't figured you out yet, sir. Me neither. Fair enough. I hope we never do. Oh, this is a good observation.

This most recent episode made me realize something about opi. I'm going to do pulling Adam Bush here and analyze his behavior. Matt, the Guyu Geppard, Anthony Coomia, and Carl Rees, Ruiz, whatever. What do all these people have in common? They all hate opi. They don't say it. Well, Anthony says it out, but they never said it while they were podcasted with Opie. Opie hates podcasting, and he's not comfortable doing it with someone who likes it.

He has to do it with someone who doesn't like him because he hates it, and it makes him unhappy. So that's why he's doing it with someone who's unhappy to be there. Thank you, fuck you, bye. He might be right about that. He is. Okay. And I found that refreshing and enjoyable. Maybe you should host a show with that.

that guy not Adam. What a great approach. Very good. This person has some feedback for me, some advice. Hey Carl, this is Ron the electrician. I've got a big complaint. Since when did you stop saying the word cunt?

You're saying C word now instead? Come on. Get back to your roots. Say cunt. You switched out for faggot. It's a, yeah. I did call you out of faggot. It's a, it's a YouTube thing. YouTube doesn't like cunt.

If you're in the UK, it's fine. But in the U.S. we say C word. But you get the point. Whatever. You're rude. Hey, Carl KFC. Hey, why didn't you warn us about the Chris Christie joke with Opie? Like, I spit my crank out all over my windshield.

I ran the school bus. The school bus exploded. Oh, no. Luckily, there was the Mexican's on there because Trump to Ford them all. But they're like the driver's dead. And now I have a lawsuit because you didn't warn me about that. hilarious Chris Christie joke that that douchebag on the Opie show played.

Jesus, Carl, is getting it together. I'll call me back. Your Honor, Exhibit A, I most certainly did warn the listeners about the Chris Christie joke. I'm not going down for that one. I covered my ass. Fishy Gillespie called it at the show. Fishy Gillespie.

Hey, Carl. This is Fischie Gillespie. I was calling to see if you who'd apologize to Murch for hurting his cooter. Also, for Adam Bush, my boyfriend, CarMax thinks you're a loser who don't get no cooter. I bet you're a part of Carl's Cooter Club, you cool, you. Okay, guys. Bye. club. Could that be a spin-off?

Of what? I don't know. You didn't invite me? She doesn't say yes and, Chris. We've been over this meeting after meeting. The more ridiculous the thing I say, the more you dodge your head and go yes, of course. I'm sorry. Last voice now for us.

K-A-R-L. What does that spell? Baggy! It's pretty good. I'm not going to lie. It's up there with that. Knock, knock. Who's there?

Stop bad. I've actually heard worse. Wow, what an episode today, huh? Can you guys believe that that just happened? No. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over. Bye.

Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino because he's so fat. Boom. That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode.

I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. I'm an asshole. That's that awesome. we got thank you please clap i force applause

i force them some people earn him i force them he looks like a cut