Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep662 - Steel Toe Going to Jail, Stephanie Miller, Opie & Ron, Schaub, Geno Burro

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Aaron Imholte was sentenced to 15 days in jail after taking a plea deal in his revenge porn case and pleading guilty to a gross misdemeanor. He immediately went on his stream to perform the greatest cope of his career. Geno Burro (Rocco) joins the show to discuss the falling out between Geno Bisconte and Aaron as well as report on what really happened in the courtroom.  Theo Von had a bad outing at the Beacon Theater while recording his NetFlix special but don’t worry, Brendan Schaub steps in to help his buddy deal with the haters. How does Bapa still not understand how the internet works? Ron the Waiter is feeling more and more powerful and is really starting to give it back to Opie who appears to be taking it (for now). Adam was checking out how Marc Maron and Billy West handled Stuttering John when they were guests on the Stephanie Miller Show. Annie joins us to play a round of To Poke A Dabbler, read reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/5DKujl9HP18  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And that's like the bumper music and John comes in, hey, everybody. And it's like, fuck Artie. I told him to drink bleach and I'll tell him to him again, that motherfucker. But I love him. Right. And then he like starts bashing other people. He's like, no, no, no, no, I'll do that next week. Let's stick with Artie.

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Theo Vaughn had a miserable performance while taping a Netflix special, but don't worry, Brendan Shav has his back. Opie is getting more and more grief from Ron the waiter, and we are here for it. Suttering John booked both Mark Marin and Billy West on Stephanie Miller's show. We'll try to poke a dabbler with Cardiff Plus reviews and voicemails, but first, Aaron Inimal had his day in court. And it was not without fireworks. Aaron showed up for this felony revenge porn charge that he had against Caleb Rikata, Nick Rikata's wife.

And, of course, I'm sure you guys remember, he went for the sentencing hearing back on June 25th. And he already had a plea deal in place. So this was going to be easy, peasy, walk in, pay my $50 fine. High five, everyone. Hi, hi-five, everyone. Yep. See you guys next year. But instead, things did not go the way that Aaron was hoping.

And he was sentenced to some jail time. Now, our buddy Will Heron wrote up an article about this. And you got to love Will's articles because he does not like Aaron Holt at all. Listen to this headline. Ostracized from terrestrial radio, pretend morning DJ Aaron Holt gets 15 days in jail. for disseminating revenge porn tells court behind tears all praise be to Jesus Christ the main god have mercy on my soul and the photo they picked from schizochshod's Twitter which is fantastic he looks like he's doing a silly walk yeah it's John Cleese yes that's what it looks like I don't

know how a man could be so awkward it's really incredible you've been following this Adam you've been following the saga I have as best I can. It is wild. I went on and did a stream, a little emergency stream yesterday with Moody, and we were waiting because, you know, boots on the ground, obviously, were there in St. Cloud, Minnesota. We were waiting for some people to call in or post things online. And so there was a lot of speculation, a lot of talk about what had been going on leading up to the trial.

And then at the very end, we found out 15 days, so it's 15 days in jail. So we did at least get to have some kind of payoff at the end. We weren't edging the whole time. We did complete that episode. But so much has come out since then. And so we have to discuss this. It says, court recommends 15 days to be served in jail for basement broadcasting, forced to resign radio morning host, Aaron M.Holt.

This, after a second pretrial violation for his conditional release. Now, let me explain what this is. What Aaron did was he was booked the day after Labor Day of 2024. for. And he had conditions put on him because he was arrested for a felony and for a gross misdemeanor. And so when he posted bail, there are conditions to that bail to not be in jail waiting for your trial. And one of them was, you are not to speak of Kayla Ricada. You are not to say anything about this woman. Don't keep her name out your mouth, I believe the judge said. But they also said, and if Kayla Ricada is brought up on any show.

show by anyone on a show that you control. That is also against these conditions. And what Aaron did is he went to Florida for vacation and went people are going to be tuning in for the toe. I got to have a show on here because he thinks he's doing morning radio. Someone's got

to fill in for me. I'll have to run a best-up package. So he got Keanu and Gino to fill in for him the two days he was gone in Florida. And boy, does Gino like talking shit about Kayla Rekana. Good old reliable Gino. Yeah, so that was a violation against the release conditions, and that was back in, I couldn't even tell you of it, May, maybe is when he went to Florida or something like that. So then that's why when he went in in June, he thought he had this plea deal, they're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not taking this. The judge was like, no, no, no, no, we're not doing this. So then Aaron had his 11th anniversary show at Stonies, and Gino was booked for the low, low price of $3,000 to perform. a stand-up set, and Gino decided, in that stand-up set, now he didn't say Kayla's name, but he talked about a woman who has five kids and made a lot of other descriptors that everyone knew who he was talking about, and then disparaged her quite a bit. Now, don't get me wrong, I just saw Sam Meryl at the Comedy Club this past weekend. He also does a tight 10 on Kayla Ricada.

It's pretty common in stand-of-comity to go after Nick Rickade his wife. But it's pretty much a hack at this point. It's a trend for sure. I believe Theo Vaughan did 30 minutes on his Netflix special about Kayla. So it kind of makes sense that he would do that. But that was brought up the day before this sentencing hearing that Aaron had yesterday the 30th of September. And so then Aaron had to put in an affidavit that showed a screenshot where he told Gino

don't talk shit about Kayla because Nick's going after us hard he's looking for anything to use to get us. So obviously you could tell by that text message that Aaron's concerned about the victim in this and doesn't want any more harm costs. It's fucking crazy. He's the one who's submitted that to the court.

It's so funny. Anyway, moving on. Let's get back to Will's. Now that I've explained all of that, let's get back to Will's article. It says Tuesday, YouTuber Aaron, Emot will send us to 364 days in jail by the Stearns County Court, but we'll only have to serve 15.

One of the jail time, he will be under supervised probation for two years. He will be required to pay $1,000 plus a $50, the $50 originally requested. Imel must take a diagnostic assessment test, which he will pay for, and must follow all of the given recommendations, plus the convicted revenge porn disseminator must provide a sample of his DNA. Now, this diagnostic assessment test, I'll get into that more, remind me if I don't, because I have information on that that I find fascinating. News 15 spoke with the victim's husband, Nick Rickade, after the sentence.

We are thankful for the diligent work of the county attorney and the fair judgment from this court. Hopefully this stops his routine abuse of women. We can only help. In a surprise to Judge Heidi Schultz's court, the prosecutor asked that he will be taken to jail immediately. So the sentence can begin. Imel's defense attorney, Todd Peterson, was told that in misdemeanor offenses, the defendant is usually asked to report in a designated date not after the sentencing

Imholt's report date is October 17th. According to those in attendance, after the victim read her impact statement, Peterson attacked what was said, arguing the only crime he is charged with is sending an exposed nipple to one person and that the state does not have the picture

adding, because it does not exist. Oh, I didn't hear about that. I hope the person who is there gets in here so we can talk about that. In April 2025, Imel did admit to the court that he did send the picture. He also admitted out of his show. Well, yeah. The original sentencing date was June 25th, but continued to October 2nd due to pretrial release conditions violations.

Pearson then filed a request for a delay due to being out of the county. Judge Schultz decided that she would not move the sentencing date up in order to best accommodate the defense and the prosecution that she would move it up. On September 29th, a day before the sentencing the court notified Imholt. He had once again violated his order of pretrial condition release, as we just talked about. The violation came from a drunken vile, curse riddle diatribe from his paid associate, Gina Bisconti, his mute insults directly at the revenge report victim. This meltdown took place on June 26, 2025 during a, well, it should be 11-year anniversary celebration for the shammorting show. That's so great.

Oh, well. In a move that seemed to distance himself from the actions of Biscante, Imholt said, said, sent an affidavit to the court stating that his probation says he is prohibited from directly or indirectly talking about disparaging and or harassing the victim online on social media and or during the online broadcast show that I participate or has control of. Emholt says, goes on to say that he did not broadcast record, make available online, or give anyone permission to upload the event to the internet. Along with the affidavit, he also submitted a text to the court that he sent to Bisconti saying,

Nick is gunning for me through shit you guys say, it's gay, I know. But I just don't do anything that could give him reason to fuck me over more. Yeah, his concern is touching. It's amazing. Observersing the courtroom on Tuesday explained that Peterson argued with the court regarding the validity of the evidence used in the sentencing. Judge Schultz explained that it did not work both ways. You cannot argue the sentencing after it has passed. If you had a problem with the evidence, the defense attorney should have requested a hearing before the sentencing date.

Imholz's epiphany. Onlookers in Judge Schultz's courtroom said that Imhold addressed. the court and those in attendance, the following has been paraphrased from what viewers in the courtroom heard. This is what Aaron apparently said. In 2023, I entered into a degenerate toxic relationship that never should have happened. I regret it and have been going to therapy. I have become a Christian and have been redeemed by my Savior Jesus Christ. I want to teach my son to be a better man. Words can I express how sorry I am referring to as victim. We loved each other. at one time. Those feelings were betrayed by my actions because of which I have had my faith

tested, optimism challenged, and my reputation has been tainted. I've been laughed about, and this is my reality. If the court shows me mercy today, Gino Viscate will never work for me again. He said, and if you guys will take some pity on me, I'll never work with Gita Viscate ever again. During Imold's speech, he brought up the. HROs that he has requested for the victim's husband and the second HRO for popular YouTube show host Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions. At this point, the prosecutor objected, but Judge Schultz wanted to make sure everyone

had their right to speak respected. And what continued, saying the reason he took out the HRO and the victim's husband was due to the publishing of a bedroom photo that was seen in the Las Vegas convention known as Hackamania. Well, why did the hell do they wait until June 26th? That Hacomedia was long over at that point. Seems odd. He thought it was pretty hot up until then.

Right. He was complimenting himself. He's like, I'm in good shape. Those that were there said that Imholt pleaded with the court to not take a father away from his son and a son from their parent. He added that he was a changed man and not a threat to anyone. Spectator said that Aaron Imholt's final words were, all praise to be, all praise be to Jesus Christ, the main God, have mercy on my soul. All right. This is obviously all fascinating stuff for anyone who's paying attention to the dabbled verse, fun. We're enjoying it. But I want to remind everyone what happened back on June 25th when Aaron was going in for his original sentencing hearing after he had that plea deal where he was just going to get a $50 fine and he'll slap on the wrist, move on with his life. And he was rubbing that and all the haters' faces.

This is going back in the way back machine. June 25th, 2025, the original date. That the hearing is scheduled for 15 minutes. So it does kind of sound like we're just. it's going to, you know, everyone's going to read their stuff that they brought. The judge is going to, you know, go through the sentence that we agreed to at the plea hearing and they're going to shuffle us out of there, you know? So the actually, like the lead up and everything of, you know, it's kind of like everything

else with this whole deal. It's like, you know, let's hurry up and get, you know, get this thing over with. And it's been almost a year. I am excited that I get to get everything off my chest today that I get to say everything I want to say about Jesus. Was that what you were excited to talk about of what you love Jesus Christ? Because that's what it turned into a couple months later. I don't know if it was the same statement that he was going to have back in June or not. Because I haven't been allowed to. So I haven't. I get to do that today. And once I do that, like I've done for the last week or so I will consider it all done

you know all feuds are over on my end all this whole last year and a half two years well not quite two years this last year and a half or so is all all gets to be a bad memory and all gets to be a bad dream that is one of the funnier things about what happened back at the end of June

guys today is the last day we ever talk about Nick and Kayla Ricado and moving out with our lives and the next morning he took out an HRO, harassment restraining order against Nick Rekeda. The day after this happened. He's like, yep, moving on. We're never going to talk about this again. I'm so glad to just get this

over with. Wrong. And I get to move on with my wonderful incredible, incredible life with amazing people who care about me. Again, I just want to point out, no one showed to the courtroom. Yep. Not a single family member friend of Aaron showed up

to the courtroom. That's why it's the loneliest picture of his walk to the courthouse. It's just him. Very excited to be done with the whole thing. And, you know, there's going to be people who are disappointed by today. I want to tell them

stop investing so much of your life into strangers. Oh, it's smug, Aaron. I was waiting for him to show up to this. And just so you guys fucking know, I'm killing it over here, and you guys can't take it. And then you... Buddies with Jesus.

Yep. Oh, you don't have a friend named Jesus? You should get one. It's pretty fucking cool. You won't have to have these feelings all the time. And no matter what you do, I know you're going to be upset. Do not come to me to work out your feelings. Is that what's happening?

Are the haters going to Aaron to work out their feelings? Are they just going to like the sub-reddit? Nobody likes on this little piggy. I was tuning in just to hear his thoughts on the government shutdown and waiting for all this to stop so he would get to it. Right. He's always got a hot take on politics, this guy. Let it, I didn't care about your feelings to begin with in this whole process.

I certainly am not going to care about them once it's all over and done with. I'm, I'm just, today is the day I've been waiting for, essentially. Todd, my attorney, who is fantastic, if you ever need somebody called Todd Peterson. Pass. Todd is kind of laid out the last. of the land for me today. We're all set. Like I said, we made our deal, so there's no secret there. And now it's just... The secret is the judge doesn't like it. Yeah. That's the secret. You know, getting it all... The plea itself is in writing. That's all done. Now it's just

having the judge kind of tell us what we already know. Wow. And this is what his attorney, Todd Peterson, told him what's going to happen. Boy, was he wrong. I don't know that I want to work with this man He's fucking insane Is that crazy? He is absolutely insane He what was revealed here to me Was like we suspected

The judge is watching all of this They're watching the show They're keeping check on it And he thinks a judge that was just watching all of that Will believe when he shows up And he's like You know I believe in Jesus now

He's my main God He thinks they're just going to accept that Like we haven't been watching this The whole time And they know who you really are. Right. They really do. Well, so what happened was Aaron goes on his stream last night after we did our bonus show.

Yeah. My wife was making us some delicious salmon. And I go, hey, look at Aaron's live. And so producer Chris and Jen and I sat down at the dinner table. He watched us some toe. I don't usually watch Toe live. No, we watched a magic show. Yes, I was fascinated by this because he described.

what happens in the courtroom and what happened earlier that day. So this is from yesterday the 30th. And he went on in the evening for his evening show. A goal-free evening show. I mean, what a treat. What a nice guy to give us a goal-free evening show for this. And I'm very excited to tell you that we do have a special guest. A man who has been disavowed by the toe, unfortunately.

But somehow, miraculously, was also in the courtroom. Gino Burrow is here. What's up, Gino? Carl, sweetie, baby, I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. I am on six hours of sleep, but Daddy does it. Even in 48 hours,

I still somehow laid on my bed and then completely panicked about five minutes ago. So I'm sorry, but Daddy's here. No worries, man. Thanks for being here, Gino. So I think you actually show up at the perfect time. Wonderful.

This is where we're going to start breaking down what Aaron says happened when he was in the courtroom yesterday and of course you were there, Gino. So I think you're going to have something to say about this. Perfect timing. That's how Daddy do.

That's how Daddy do. I'm sorry. If you came here expecting a certain thing, don't get mad at me. I know you guys get mad if I have a positive outlook or a smile on my face or I correct anything you say. Don't get

weird on me. Don't you guys get psychotic, please, because a lot of you, you just, you got to learn to take it easy a little bit. I try to tell you, but you don't listen. There was a lot of shit. I was having a hard time keeping a straight face this morning because a lot of people were getting a lot of things wrong. All right, I want you to remember this. Because we're going to find out as we watch this morning's episode and more of this episode, that he was shitting bricks. He thought he was going to get 30 days in jail. And he's like, guys, I was just holding back these giant,

ear-to-ear smiles I was going to have as people thought I was going to get in trouble for this felony that I committed. And little do they know. Not even close. Well, it's a lot more than $50. Fine, though, right? The jail time that you're doing. Okay.

I love how he spins it, like just like that. like, Gino, think about this. You saw this man just hours before this. And was this the attitude he had in the courtroom when he was talking about Jesus Christ? No, no, no, no, no. This is not, this is not the friend I once had, my dear Christian friend Aaron Imholt, who has disavowed me. But that's okay, because daddy do, daddy do, daddy don't need anyone, especially an audience. I'm still somehow doing things without an audience.

How do I do it? I don't know. God damn Kinky sells some blood Foley Chita were always this funny No one would be bad at Anthony Cooper Yeah he was always this funny

I did have my sentencing hearing today It went Better than I thought it was going to go You know I haven't talked about it at all I've been a very good boy Which was, wait a second ago Didn't he just say he was all grins this morning Because he knew what was going to happen

Yeah he couldn't keep a straight face And then he goes it went better than I thought it was going to go So it's both of those things. Cool. Also, adults don't refer to themselves in terms of legal matters as having been a good boy repeatedly. It's just not a good look. Confirmed today? I haven't said a naked picture of a girl to a friend in months.

I've been a really good boy. He really does talk like not only is there no victim, but that it's him. He doesn't even know he's supposed to pretend to feel bad for someone outside of himself. Oh, he knows. He knows he's supposed to pretend. Oh, holy shit, Adam, is he pretending yesterday? He's doing a bad job of it. Oh, praise!

The great Jesus Christ, or whatever. And may God have mercy on my soul. Yeah, that's how he ended his statement. They got him mercy on my soul. May God have mercy on my soul. Roll on one. I've seen his show before. He doesn't talk like that.

End seen. He doesn't even actively go to church, Carl He doesn't even actively go to church No, he watches the Minnesota game from Dublin I know for a fact He was watching football on a buddy's house If he went even a little bit There would be church members there to support him

There'd be letters from them You would think Right You would think There was you, Gina There was no one There was no one There was that thing that came out yesterday

That the judge agreed Was total bullshit which I'm very happy about. Okay, I'm not going to keep pausing it because I want to listen to what he has to say. But if you're a steel-toe viewer, I always say this, he doesn't explain anything. He assumes that everyone's lurking in every subreddit and watching every episode of NLO and this little piggy. Because what he's discussing now is what we were talking about earlier, where the 11th anniversary show, they submitted that as another violation of his bail.

and so he's explaining like everyone knew that was total bullshit it's just like I knew what was what what are you talking about I think it was a last minute thing because I was being a good boy for the last three months and this was kind of a just kind of a last minute thing by the prosecutor and you know what Aaron what was the last what

what are he talking about I get it look it's it's her job to you know do do her thing so I'm not mad at her but we kind of knew it was bullshit from Jump Street, so we weren't too worried about it. It was nice that they saw through that in the court. The other thing, I was watching today, I was watching some of the chat,

and some people were just apoplectic. Some of the steel toe hate people were just apoplectic, like their life was going to be ruined if I wasn't, like, hauled away in cuffs today. I don't mean to, I could have spoiled it for you this morning, but I figured out what is just going to let you wait. I was never getting let away in cuffs today. Aaron, you thought you knew what was going to happen back in June.

And you were completely wrong. This fucking smug prick is just like, you guys are such idiots. I knew exactly what was going to happen. You thought you were getting 30 days. Yeah. It's such an idiot. Did he call Daddy an Octaroon?

Is that what he called me in Octaroon? I think so. Like that was never going to happen. Even the judge said today, she laughed at the idea. She was like, I don't even do that. for felonies. And so I, that was, that was kind of the first thing I laughed at. The other thing, was it, was he laughing along with the judge?

And the only, and the only time the judge laughed was when his lawyer was trying to make a point that they have to review this evidence, even though someone had already reviewed the evidence, and said that daddy's good to go. Daddy's good to go. You can bring this to the court. This was a violation. I don't remember her laughing and throwing it out, quite honestly. That's hilarious. Yeah, because the only thing that the judge was like, I'm sorry, did you want to trial on this?

This is your sentencing hearing. Right. We're past the trial. What's going on? That's the only thing I remember her throwing out was his motion to review the evidence again, again. When are we going to finish this? This is sentencing. You guys were, the minority of you were going off about was like,

oh yeah, it's going to be a felony, it's going to be, and I'm like, guys, it's a deal. Like, it's getting, we do the guilty plea and then the felonies dismissed. Like there was a gasp, there was an auto, I heard a few people go, when they said, yeah, the felonies dismissed. And we're like, yeah, guys, that's the whole reason we did this. Like, I don't, I don't understand why people thought that. I don't know what bad advice they were listening to. Then there were a bunch of people, and I'm not going to bust these people's,

because I, Gino, I have to ask you, what Aaron just said is that when they mentioned that the felony was off the table, that he was pleading to the gross misdemeanor, there was a gasp in the courtroom. Everyone was like, this is why Daddy wanted to make sure that Daddy was there. Just like Daddy was there when the New York Mets beat the Red Sox in the 1986 World Series. Carl, do you remember when the guy missed the ball? He missed the ball. Well, Aaron is missing the ball. I'm even making too much sense for Gino. But no, there was no.

There was no gas for that. The gasp was when they said, Mr. Aaron, Mr. Imholt, he sentenced you to 364 days. Right. That's when the gasp happened. That's when. He's gasplighting. He's gas plighting.

Chris, you're beautiful, handsome, you got great hair, great personality. Do you remember the time the movie with the aliens and Will Smith had to come? And then the New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup in 94. But no one cared because OJ was running. At the same time, he took himself hostage like Aaron took our friendship hostage. You know what I'm saying? Gino, I need you to just focus on the vaccines. I'm sorry.

Are they effective or they not affected? Did Fouchy do a good job with the pandemic? All right, let's move on. Carl, don't give me starting. I won't, I won't. We're a little more. They were a little closer to where I was thinking. They're like, you're going to go away for, you're going to have to serve like 30 days or whatever.

And that's what I was thinking. Okay. So now he's clowning the chatters who are going, you're going to spend 30 days in prison. And he's going, yeah, that's what I thought too. But a second ago, he was like, these idiots thought all this shit was going to happen to me. and it wasn't going to. I was going into today going, look, we got up on the violation. That's legit.

You know, I don't think the prosecutor liked the deal that we cut initially. So they were, if they got the violation, they were going to do what they could with it. So I kind of thought, it 30. I'll say this about my sentencing hearing. This judge, unbelievably fair. Like, I mean, you got this man thrown in jail. You know that, right? All you got to do is not violate.

It's real fucking easy. I don't make people laugh. Nope. How do you want, and if you want, and if you want to not getting in trouble, don't violate. Like the one time the violators came to Warren G. And said, you've got to regulate. That's true, Gina. That's a good point.

In, by the book, like just, it's unbelievable. Like, being a judge, how these people can just shut off. biases and just do their job. So here is one of these children who experiences something new and then explains it to the rest of us adults. Like, you can't believe what judges' jobs are. It's

to be impartial. What? Carl, these people these people, they ride on the back of a truck, the truck stops at every house, they pick up the garbage, they throw it in the truck. It's unbelievable baby. It's remarkable how they do that. I don't know. How do they do it?

How do they pick up everyone's It's impossible. It's one of the rarest jobs in the world. I really do think defense lawyers are heroes because I do believe in going through the system, I do believe that it's not. All right. We'll get to that because he talks about that again this morning. Well, I want to get to this is pretty important stuff.

He's taking the Lsat, isn't it? He's taking the Lsat. Yeah, he talks about he does the same. So I mean, John, fantasizing about being a defense attorney thing. We're going to hear from this morning's episode. But first, he addresses Gino. I think since we have Gino on the show, probably play this part.

Got a lot of questions on that one. I did say today that I am out of the Gino Bisconti business. That is 1,000% accurate. Look, man, the dude's reckless. What can I say? All right, so I saw Gino on with Kevin Brennan talking about like, oh, yeah, and Aaron and I are joking about this. We're texting back and forth.

Like, we're still boys. It doesn't matter. Aaron, like, reiterated on the show this morning. He's like, no, no, no. I'm literally not doing stuff with Gino. for again. So how do you feel about this, Gino? Carl, you saw again, the word of the day

is pretend. He's pretending. He was just pretending we're not friends. You can't leave Daddy's side once you're friends with Daddy. It's true. Just like... I've tried. I know. I know what that's like. It's very difficult.

Gino Bisconti's a reckless guy. And he can't have reckless people like that in your orbit when you got crazy shit going on. You know, I really do feel like the weight of the world, like there were so many different factions and thousands of people trying to shove you down into this box, like into this great... No, just the prosecutor. Just the prosecutor, Aaron. That's who it was. There were only 10 of us there, Aaron. There were not thousands of us. So stupid. And you popped out of it and you made it

and it's over with now. He did. No matter what, he's victorious. It's amazing. after you win me You're the fucking perpetrator, stupid! Say we won the war. Now after you win the war, that doesn't mean you just gloat and you go, oh, we won the war, blah, blah, whatever. These people are dumb, you know, these... Imagine getting sentenced to jail time.

And hours later, you're talking about winning the war and how everyone else is dumb. Well, he thought he was getting 30. The court gave a 15. He takes eight of that, and he serves it. It's amazing. Oh my gosh, it really is like a goal. He's like doing the net gross out.

He's like, well, it's 15, but that goes down to 10 because it's only two thirds. And they're giving me two days. So this is why it's eight days in jail. And Aaron keeps talking about this because it was 15, was the sentence. But I guess you only served two thirds of the time in Minnesota. So I don't even know why there's Saturday's movie day. So it doesn't count. And everyone's calling Daddy stupid.

But Daddy heard 15. How am I supposed to know 15 meant 10? We thought it was movie, Matt. But it's Minnesota, Matt. It's Minnesota. Right. Everyone in Minnesota does this, apparently. It doesn't make any sense.

But Daddy's the idiot. But Daddy's the idiot. So he's... They said 15. 15. The clock says 15. You better pay up. So he has to do 10 days.

But he's being given two. Now, one of the days was the morning that he gave away his apple juice box and read the beginnings of two books. Yeah. And then the other one was after the June 25th sentencing hearing when he was, taken into jail for like an hour and he's been given two days for the few hours he's spent in jail so far so that's pretty nice of them i would say oh yeah so we're down to eight now yeah daddy didn't understand that one either it's like a total of four hours in jail you get two

days yeah it's crazy does he get to serve on the weekends is that a thing they're looking at that what he said was it's not up to him he has the thing that he wants to do his attorney is the thing that he wants to do and they're going to they have like what october 17th they have to go in and figure that out well they said um they say they were going to figure well october 17th is his uh date that he has to uh turn himself in by right but they said uh on or around the 7th they were going to come to a decision on the weekend stuff all right so uh you gets a $200 donation here and uh course you know Aaron's feeling all his feels and he's feeling like it's a victory for him $200 from

Unforced Ego Says another win for the toe Ups to you for taking accountability For your actions brother Some people are incapable of self-reflection and repentance So be grateful Yeah people were mad Is that guy watching the same show as us

Is that incredible? He's like good on you man You've obviously figured out what you did wrong And you've changed your ways Okay Add that I referenced my newfound faith They were mad about that we weren't mad

no one's mad we thought it was fucking hilarious talking about Jesus Christ over and over again you've never brought him up on your show it's very funny Daddy would have been mad if you didn't talk about it

and to do it to a judge as if they've never seen this bit before right I'm a different man now wait a minute this guy all of a sudden found God this is so rare

right before he went to prison or jail God must be sending a sign So I was happy to profess that in front of a court In front of people If you're just not a church or a priest I'm gonna try to give you some advice Even though you're not gonna walk

The one place he doesn't The only time he used to go to church Is when he went with drug addicts They're a wipe swapping This fucking idiot thinks he's going to fill The hole that Charlie Kirk left for some reason Like we're in a shortage Of idiots who believe in God

and beg you for money. We need Aaron. Aaron, where are you? We finally need you to fill a hole. Like it. You're not going to take it. If you live in your life for somebody else, whether it's me or anyone else,

you're going to have problems. You're going to wonder why everyone else is so happy. Oh, this is lecture, Aaron. We were watching Smug Aaron before. Now we're in lecture mode area where he tells us how to live our lives. My favorite is... My favorite is...

I don't know why he's lecture. me but what's that you know i was going to say my favorite is brother toe i like when he turns into brother toe you're so mad all the time i don't know what to i mean again i don't care if you figure that out but i just i hope you do because sometimes i see some of you and i go god that would be a depressing way to live well he really does care about the haters which is nice of him you know a lot of these guys don't do that ever since he found god right right All right, so let's go to this morning stream. I have some choice cuts from this.

It's a lot of the same stuff where, oh, guys, you guys thought that bad things were going to happen. They didn't. I'm killing it. But then at one point, he realizes that it's not really a win for the toe. Would that mean it's a loss for the toe? No, definitely not. So yesterday, look, it feels a little like the Cowboys Packers game, to be honest. It feels like like people are saying, oh,

Oh, it's a winner. Oh, it's a loss. It feels like a tie. Unbelievable. This man is incapable of ever taking a loss. Even when he gets sentenced to jail when he thought it would be a $50 fine. He goes, this is just like that football game the other night that ended 40 to 40. Couldn't come up with a biblical reference, maybe, any kind of, no, it had to be sports.

Yeah. It's amazing. He feels like a tie. You know, it feels like a tie in a game you thought you were going to get blown out in. You're like, ah, I didn't know. the huge victory, but, you know, I didn't... God, wasn't his team favored by 52 points back in June? And now he thought he was going to get blown out.

That's right. I didn't get kicked in the teeth either. I will say this. If there was one thing I could, like, protest and change about our criminal justice system, it would be that I think defendants need more rights. I was chastised by the state of Minnesota for having a sense of humor about... Is that why? The way spinning this is incredible.

It's not that you broke the law live on the fucking show, asshole. You're on the fucking internet. We saw what you did. You know, my plea and everything else. And it's like people are allowed to cope with traumatic things in their life through humor. Whoa. Did we all just, I'm going to back this up. Aaron just admitted to coping.

This is something that only the steel toe haters do. cope and they seeth, but Aaron just admitted that he was using humor in order to cope with a very serious crime that he committed and was busted for about, um, what, you know, my plea and everything else. And it's like people are allowed to cope with traumatic things in their life through humor. That is okay. Those are not violations. That's not anything like that. Um, you're allowed to have a sense of humor. So I, right. Only not the victims of revenge porn worldwide. They're not allowed to make jokes about you because that would be, you know, seething. But when you do it, it is a healthy response to trauma.

He is so mad at the justice system after all of this went down. And we'll probably get to the clips. But he talks about how, you know, you're not innocent until proven guilty. That's what they teach you in school. It's like, well, first off, you broke the law live on your show and everyone saw it. And then they called Gino and they go, hey, did he send you a naked photo of his ex-girlfriend? And, you know, goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, totally.

Yes, yes, he did. Stop calling me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he did. And to insult to injury, Keanu's in the car listening to the call from the police officer. He goes, yeah, yeah, I saw it too, officer. And he's... That's what she said.

We were all there. He's at the sentencing. You've been convicted. This is not up for debate, Aaron. He pled guilty. He's like, they treat you like you're guilty. You're a criminal. Why didn't he say any of this in his statement? He could have addressed the court at the court.

I feel like I'm being railroad. Railroaded. No, he said, I'm sorry. I did a horrible thing. I take responsibility. I found Jesus. He never once blamed the courts. It's incredible how he can just do a turnabout like this.

I don't know anyone else I've ever met who could pull this off or even try to pull this off. So this is crazy. And I'm interested in your take on this, all of you actually, because I'm not exactly sure what Aaron is hinting at here. But there was a thing. I'm going to tell you about it someday. And I think it's going to blow any amount of faith you maybe had in our system because it's, it kind of speaks to how even when you are the victim of a crime, if you've ever done anything in your life, you have no rights. It's really wild. I don't think it's a systemic thing.

I think it's a personal failure, a personal corruption, but I have been advised by counsel to file reports on it. He's talking about corruption, but it's not systemic. It's just against him. It's personal. And he's been advised by multiple people to file reports on it. What the fuck is he talking about, Chino? I don't know, because he also said he's a victim.

Yeah. Yeah. of something. So I guess maybe his lawyers are trying to say, hey, man up. No one cares if anyone shared pictures of you with

your big tinnies hanging out. Maybe that's what it is. Like what are you doing? You're embarrassing yourself using this as evidence. When has a man ever complained about a topless, as you put it? T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Don't worry. You'll do it when you get up here. Picture of a man.

No man has ever brought a picture of himself without his shirt on and said, Your Honor, I'm a victim of revenge porn as well. That's the only thing I, Daddy, can think of. Well, he showed one nipple, and they showed both of his nipples. So that's double the crime. I believe that's the first time someone's done an impression of Gino doing impression of Ron the Limo Driver. So that's impressive, right?

That's a first on this program right here. Multiple counsel. so I will probably be talking about that at a later date. This is the guy who's like, this is all behind me, we're moving on, I don't want to have to deal with this anymore, and there's a weight off my shoulders, he's just like, and by the way, we're definitely going to keep shit going with these assholes, whatever he's talking about. Very funny. That's fine, because I have a feeling they're going to keep going with you.

He thinks this is the end. Daddy thinks this is just the beginning. I'm with you, I bet, Gino. So now all of a sudden he turns into, oh my gosh, I just feel for the people who aren't as fortunate as I am to be represented by this guy, Todd Peterson, is so amazing, as we've all seen. And so now he's starting to feel bad for the other people in the legal system. About you. Like, honestly, going through this, it made me, like, I had a mild panic attack for other people. It was either yesterday or the day before because I was like, I was just calculating just how many people in your local community.

are, I worry about how many innocent people are in jail. Like, yesterday I thought, what an amazing person, a mild panic attack. Think about all of those less fortunate people than him who are getting railroaded by the system. He is Jesus. Yes, you're right.

That's incredible. I almost cared enough to have a panic attack, Carl. I almost cared enough to almost have a panic attack. It was mild. It was mild. But for your sins, for all of your sins, not from mine. Any different steps in life?

I would have been a defense attorney because I think... Okay, this is great. I got to back this up real quick. Because we've been talking about this with Suttering John and the LSAT and how he's, when he becomes an attorney in a couple of years, which he will pass the bar and Anthony Kuban will pay for all of that. What he's going to do is he's going to lower his rates a lot lower than other attorneys because he wants to give back to those who are less fortunate.

Oh, that's beautiful. This is what children do when they're fantasizing about becoming a virtuous adult. And then you realize that you realize that you, have fucking bills to pay and you're like no no let's try to make as much money as possible and be as good at what we do as we can be but the fact that Aaron and John are both now because they're involved with attorneys are fantasizing about becoming an attorney yeah and changing the world both of these idiots are doing this right it's like when a kid goes to a sports game and gets all excited it goes I'm going to be a baseball player right I did that I was six I worry about how many

innocent people are in jail. Like yesterday I thought, I'm like, man, if I could have take any different steps in life, I would have been a defense attorney because I think being a defense attorney, you can really help people. If you wouldn't if you could do it over again, you wouldn't have sent the revenge porn

for Gino. That's it. That's it. Good point. You wouldn't even know the defense attorneys were up to. And if you want to stick it to the government, you want to fight back against a corrupt system. I think you have to do it from the inside. and being a defense attorney might be a good way to do that.

I really do think they are the heroes and the knights and the guardians. And you're one of them, Aaron, so that's amazing. You're on team defense attorney as we just established. And the lilies and the Oscars. I get it. Of our system. Those and judges. I think if you work for the government, you work for the devil.

I really do. Because I just thought yesterday, I'm like, you know, the saying I'd rather have 10 guilty men go free than one innocent person spend a day in jail. I feel that. Wow. Moody pointed this out to me. He's like, Carl, you have to play this clip on the show today.

Aaron pretty much just said that he was one of these innocent people who, you know, unfortunately, because the system sucks and it's corrupt and they're just out to get you, that now he's doing. jail time for our sins who's going to write a book about this guy not it well Carl his statement while filled with tons of references to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior and God the other half was just about how he knows how Caleb feels because he too

is a victim so he wasn't pretending all that much is that incredible Anthony Cooby is here he says am I going to have to pony up another law school scholarship Yes. Boss, I want to be a lawyer too. I want to be a lawyer too, boss. You're paying for Gino as well. Sorry. Sorry, Ed.

I need to keep my electric on. So this is so incredible that he just said, he's like, yeah, you know, if there's one innocent person behind bars, then the system is broken for that reason. And I feel that. And then he realized, like, oh, shit, I pled guilty to a crime that I committed, that everyone saw that I committed. And so watch his saving face real quick. And I worry about others who.

didn't do anything wrong. Like me, that, I did something wrong. Oh, right, right, right, right. You just feel like you didn't do anything wrong. There's that mild panic attack. People who didn't do anything wrong, and they just don't have the resources

and the state can slander them, lie about them, hammer them down, beat their souls. You know, maybe they're not as internally tough as I am. They don't have a sense of humor and a way of dealing with things like, hey, life goes on, you learn your lessons. What do you do?

teach people but like I worry about you know the mentally ill I worry about the poor I worry about these people who the blacks you've been talking about the blacks this whole time just say it quit beating around the bush I'm trying so much had a song in the 90s called glycery people thought it was Listery do remember that car it was a big hit for them yeah it was their their ballot sorry daddy's all over the place I don't remember it I didn't take Bible studies but I don't remember Jesus being smug. Was there a point where Jews just like, the meek?

Maybe I'll give you the earth at some point. We'll see. He went through a phase. Yeah. Were you there? Were you there? I wasn't there. They only had so much paper and ink back then. They could have put everything in there about Jesus. They don't care if the state doesn't care about the truth. They just care about getting their guy and getting a win and putting a plus on their win percentage on the back of their baseball card.

and these porters get railroaded. Nothing ironic there. Wow. He's literally talking about his show. Everything with him is a win, and we got a win, and we're beating the haters, and that's what... I don't think he should be in the justice system the way that he thinks it operates. I'll be honest. Seems like a bad idea.

Carl, I got to go, baby. I love you, handsome. Thank you. I'm sorry, Daddy overslept. I'm sorry. Forgive me. I need more friends. I'm losing friends.

Please don't disown me, Carl. Well, we'll see you on Bedabler Network Saturday morning, 10 a.m. Eastern time. Thank you very much. El Hariblet, Tuki, Rocco, Gino, Burrow, whatever the fuck just happened. It was a whole world world. And make sure to catch Gino selling, used appliances online every day for discounted prices. They are wonderful. He's very smart.

He's just loud. All right. So now Aaron's going to justify why getting these eight days in jail is actually nothing at all. I mean, it's literally not even spending any time in jail. It just eight days feels like nothing compared to the weight

that's off my shoulders. Oh, so he was stressed out about this. Oh, okay, I thought it was carefree. All right. Good to know. You know, the weight that's off my shoulders eight days, it'll come and go. Eight days will come and go.

How many times have you, you know, you've been on a trip or you got a trip coming up and it's eight days away and you're like oh that's forever and then blink of out here's what i is he talking to us like where his children he's talking like he's looking forward to this but also the the idea that he's explaining to us that like eight days goes by pretty quickly yeah we're you have an adult audience Aaron we're not sitting there on December 18th going when's Christmas getting here and you got to sit down and now here's the deal it's going to seem like a long time but you're absolutely right.

It's the only time it's appropriate for you to refer to yourself as a good boy is if you're talking to kindergartners trying to make a point. Yeah, he really just looked down on everyone who pays attention to him. And I've said this a lot. Aaron has no respect for his audience and rightfully so. He's correct about that. I've seen their, his audience. We've seen the audience.

He was right to talk down to them. He was praising the judge and the lawyers and the justice system. And then five minutes later, he's talking about how it's corrupt. and it's all injustice and he needs to overturn it himself. Right. He's got to be the guy on the inside. He's going to bring it down from the inside. Who makes the change?

Because it is difficult from the outside. I just want to point it. It's harder. Yes. I figure. I got at least 40 more years spinning around on this rock. I got to find eight days of that next 40 years to give and then poof. The dumbest thing I've ever done in my life.

goes away okay a couple things here so first off again I don't know who he's trying to help cope with this I think it's himself he's trying to soothe himself with this where it's like eight days

sounds like a lot of time in jail but I mean I got 40 more years to go eight days what is that as a percentage wise it's pretty low but then he also says and that will get rid of the biggest mistake I ever made in my life

I thought the biggest mistake was bringing his children around drugs he thinks it's sending a naked pick of Kayla to Gino? Because I remember months went by when he was being a really bad parent and doing a lot of horrible things and putting his children in harm's way

and risking his whole family. Yeah. Losing custody. Not being able to see his children and grow up with them. And he cared about the futures of everyone else involved which is why he called the cops. Well, right. Let's not forget that.

But now the biggest mistake he made was sending a pick to Gino and brag about it. That's a big mistake today. And he'll never talk to Gino again, so you don't have to worry about that ever happening. Yes. Amazing.

Scott Jonesy with it. Okay, so I think there's one more thing I want to play from here. But I'm really glad that Gino came on. I wish we could talk to more about what happened in the courtroom. If you want to watch, he called into NLO yesterday, called in the Patrick's show and really did a great job breaking it down. Well, also another guy boots on the ground who sent me a really good overview of everything that happened in the courtroom so very funny about i wish it was broadcast

live that would have been fantastic oh my attorney was um very interested and um in the fact that people were organizing a harassment campaign to try to have me harmed listen to this delusion so in aaron's world you know it's everyone against aaron is always the victim He's on top, but he's a victim. Your jobs will be influencer, millionaire, victim. It's the whole South Park thing. So in Aaron's mind, there's an organized harassment campaign against him that's trying to have him harmed.

Listen to this. Whenever I go in, that has been reported and that will be dealt with. Again, I think that's a sign of crippling mental illness and you should probably get that checked on. Do you mean thinking that Tuki and schizochshan wanted you harmed? Is that what you're talking about the mental illness part? Because I agree. He's really projecting this out on these people who showed up so they could witness what

happened and then come on shows and talk about it. That's what this is. Aaron put himself in this predicament where he's an entertainment show and he's this guy who's the villain of the devilverse or whatever and the heel and everyone loves to hate me. And it's like people show up because they want to talk about the thing. like you're trying to hurt me it's not that organized of a campaign it's not organized at all i was i was trying to get a flight last minute but it was very difficult i was going to meet uh i was going to meet tuki and minneapolis but it was a whole thing um hold on i'm getting a text from moody

what i like about this is that he delivers it all directly to the camera and he thought about that so we would feel like he's talking directly to us yeah okay listen to this moody says this is about me i'm assuming he's twisting something i mentioned on w and NLO, which is that it might be possible to get in contact with other inmates at Stearns County and ask them about Aaron, a public figure when he's in jail. It's not a harassment campaign, and no one is intending to do harm to Aaron. Yes, we did talk about this on my show yesterday. I thought it was brilliant.

That was a brilliant idea to, like, talk to people who have to deal with Aaron on a daily basis. Just interview them. That's how we talk. That's how we talk about. After looking into it further and reading the Toe Secret X-Files, from earlier today. Weekenders are not part of Gen Pop, so there'd be no point in doing any of it

if Aaron is only spending weekends in there. That being said, Aaron seems to think that he can describe himself as a claim to be a public figure and then claim any sort of reporting on him as harassment. Yes, Moody. Good point. Reporters talk to inmates about their public figure inmates all the time.

That's all that's happening here. Aaron lies about that almost everything, so it's worthwhile to get other primary sources. who can corroborate on the parts of the story that were true. Yes, which is why we needed people in the courtroom to explain when there were gasps and when there weren't gasps. But also, thank you, Moody, for sending that in because, yeah, I was not picking up on that harassment campaign. I thought he meant the fact that Schizzo shot took a photo of walking silly and posted it on X.

That's a good point, though. So I guess, yeah, watch out, New Zealand, man. police will be knocking on your door a free trip to the U.S. after this. In my opinion. L. Omega Red Boy says, Hey, you're not in jail?

That was another thing yesterday. I had to keep a lot of stuff quiet yesterday. But there were a few things I was kind of laughing at the anti-stealtow people about because I think the reason they're mad today. You mad? No. Adam?

No, I feel great. Moody? is that you notice any time like I tell them what's going on and they don't want to believe it it's you're lying it's like well guys I'm I'm living it sorry I know what's going on

that's insane Aaron's been wrong about everything so far even when he's like I thought I was gonna get 30 days how he got 15 even that and he's still claiming he knows everything that's going on and he's the puppet master and last night show he said he wasn't going to gloat

about this he did say that always lying he can't help it he can't help but gloat But I think what they're mad about is They set themselves up for these delusions And then those delusions didn't come true

So they had to cope about it somehow Yesterday they were like You're going to jail today And like I knew you're going to jail later this month No one's upset about it Go to jail today Yeah what's he talking about Just to point out

He's already gone to jail twice That's why he's got the two days. He's already got it twice for this felony. He's done an apple juice review. Right. So people aren't just like kicking cans down the street. God damn it. He only went to jail twice.

And then now it's going to be a third time down the road. I'm so mad. He told us ahead of time, I will be going to jail. This will be happening. So look out for it. No, it's not. But, no. A long time ago that I wasn't going to jail today or yesterday.

I knew that we knew we weren't. Wow. The things he needs to find victories from... I know. It's very incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know. You'll go to jail eventually. Okay. Cool. He had one power move left in his arsenal, and it was to not do a show. If he didn't immediately do what we all knew he was going to do, which is run on the air and bitch, he had some kind of power and capital he could have used to actually make money further down the line, but he just did.

He blew it all in this one shitty show. Oh, and he's very happy with himself, too. This all worked out very well in his mind Because he got some big donos And he was already talking about like the goal I don't even know if it's like next Tuesday or something He's good with goals for a few days And nothing makes this man happier

Than having future goals Taking care of Because then he sleeps He sleeps real easy Well he'll come back in and be like Well I gave you guys a break from the goal So the goal today is $800 We should probably do that

Because he's going to miss some time And he does have to pay some money to people and so yeah oh that's what i remember i wanted to tell you guys about um the sentence the diagnostic test yes this is funny so you can see he's got the uh the 365 days time to serve 15 days and uh the stays 349 days for two years i mean let's not forget there's also probation going on so the term of two years being monitored for probation is not nothing thing. I wouldn't want that. Fees, the total is $1,139. That is four goals. Four morning goals. Shit. God damn it. And then, so the, this is the craziest part. Cognitive skill

training. Successfully complete a cognitive skills program, such as thinking for a change as directed by agent. Thinking for a change. So he's got to go take one of these. courses that like for you know people who make rash decisions or anger management or whatever just like now what should you have done that's funny because he's talking to his audience like they're idiots yes now he has to go take one of these courses wait till he learns so much about himself and he comes back on a show he's just like guys you know that you could take a beat and process information before you just start reacting to it i just learned this it's amazing but that's best case scenario chances are he's not going to pass that course because he's have no

idea what they're talking about right no no no you gotta get out in front of it yeah you attack attack attack no no no no what do you do is like take a minute maybe even sleep on it and then decide how best to proceed after that i'm gonna send you a picture of my ex-girlfriend with this you tell me you don't know what you're talking about teach yeah i want to talk about bapa brennan shab dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb because to me i'm just like oh it's just a it's literally a blimp in the man stupid ass can be okay I'm sure

people have heard this story it's been making all the news Theo Vaughn recently was at the Beacon Theater recording his new Netflix special and had a really tough time had a bad showing

it was reported on Reddit very reputable source that a third of the audience left the theater before the show was over that Theo couldn't remember what the punchlines were and was like asking offstage

what the tags were supposed to be or redoing jokes and looking at the right camera and stuff and just didn't seem to have a good showing at this Netflix special. And the video that came out that people are talking about is this one.

After the show, he's talking to the fans who come up to the front row and he says something. I don't know what to tell you about that, man. I'm having a long month. I'm trying not to take my own life. So Theo goes, Hey, man, I know, I fucked up, but I'm having a really tough week and just trying not to take my own life.

And so this video clip right here made the rounds. I went, oh, no, what's going on with Theo? Is he all right? Is he relapsing? You know, he used to have some drug and alcohol issues pretty well documented. What's going on here? And so Theo Vaughd, who is wildly famous. I mean, this guy interviewed Trump leading up to the election.

so he has a very big show and a very big platform he used to be on a show called The King and the Sting you know his co-host was on that show Brendan Shub Oh my God So Brendan Shob is like

Oh no my buddy Theo Is going through a tough patch right now With all this news that's coming out I know what he needs He needs me to stick up for him and get his back So this is from the most recent episode of The Shob Show Where Brendan decides he's going to help out his buddy Theo Bonn

Before we get to the fighting, one more thing I mean, what's crazy about this So as you guys know, Brennan moved to Austin To be closer to Joe Rogan But actually it was because Brian Callan moved to Austin Be closer to Joe Rogan And he wanted to keep doing the fight of the kids So he followed Brian Callan to Austin

And then he bought this giant garage where he like works on his truck or someone he doesn't work on his truck but someone does and his cars and stuff and then he also turned the upstairs part of that this big warehouse thing into his studio and i think with the air conditioning's running it's the loudest thing you've ever heard he might as well be in a hurricane doing his show because listen to how loud that is as he comes on before we get to the fighting one more thing I see a lot of people out there, a lot of people reaching out to me, like, oh, talk to your boy Theo, hopefully Theo's okay, and then a lot of you are hating on Theo right now.

Let me tell you something about Theo Vaughn. Theo shot his special, right? Theo shot his special and was having some issues with the material, was going, you know, behind the curtain asking for taglines, and they're shooting for Netflix. So it was a bit of a mess. For those of you piling on Theo right now, you ain't shit. You ain't shit. Let me tell you something.

What do you think about his strategy so far, Adam? You think this is a good way to get the haters to calm down? I'm so distracted by that sound. Yeah. And what he's wearing. It's like in the 90s or 80s when they'd have like adult male comics play kids. And they had to wear outfits that like a toddler would wear. he stuffed into this like little girl's outfit it's so distracting look at how much thought was put into

this scene with the globe right there and the two lights and they're like well how's it going to sound i don't give a shit just fucking work on cars in the background right also just a piggyback on his appearance so he's got a red ball cap backwards and a little poof of hair sticking up he's a little rascal yeah it's like a little rascal thing like that is that is something that he's in the mirror going, yeah, let me just get my little blonde hair up through here. It's smashed of that, which is like the opposite of what anybody in Texas wants. Yeah, he squeezed

into these short shorts while talking to us seriously about suicide and like the worst things and trying to give us serious advice when he looks like a cocktail weenie. He's reminding us, you ain't shit. Yeah, let's back that up just real quick because I I think that when people go, geez, Theo had a really tough go at it.

What's going on with him? Is he, they lose his fastball? Is he back on drugs? Like, what's going on? And Brennan's just like, I got this. You guys all suck. Fuck you. Oh, that's not.

I mean, Brendan, you're the worst at dealing with trolls. He's still suing unique. He's the worst at dealing with criticism. As anyone on the internet, he's going to stick up for his buddy Theo Vaughn. I'm sure Theo, he'll be like, dude, this is why I left this fucking show. They've turned into the golden hour, which is also, though, just laugh about. It was a bit of a bit of a mess For those of you piling on Theo right now

You ain't shit You ain't shit Let me tell you something I've been in those green rooms I've been around the most talented Most successful comics in the world For a very long time And they're like

Yeah I'll grab another drink Oh you're one of us Oh I'm sorry I thought you were getting our order right now none of them touch theo vaughan Theo vaughan is once in a fucking generational talent did he have a bad night yes by all standards by all metrics he had a bad night shooting his special

that doesn't mean Theo isn't funny Theo isn't talented theo isn't special Theo relapse it means none of that first off he doesn't know nope he doesn't know what theo was going through I'm not saying he relapsed, but for Brennan just be like, look, just because he had an off night, doesn't mean he's on drugs. It could.

That's possible. Does somebody he's broke or, you know, ruined all his friendships or shut. Please stop defending me. Listen, you haters, every night I had was an off night. Right. Well, actually, it's funny you say that because he's going to get into that in just a moment. Uh-oh. Theo had a tough time shooting his fucking Netflix special.

What is it? It's fourth, fifth special? One night doesn't define Theo Vaughn. y'all need to back the fuck up is that what people are saying Theo vaughan was never funny or talented and we don't like him anymore is that is that what the consensus is that what he's seeing because i haven't seen that i'm i was talking to you earlier i said that night defined him you did you did i was like what you think about theobani like well yesterday i felt very differently about it but now everything's changed it's so stupid

if you want to hate on anybody send it my way instead of theo's i don't give a fuck but you guys go Okay that's the other thing too I know this is this is so stupid the fact that he just goes you know if you guys want to hate on someone on the internet send it to me

yeah we will we have been we're not going to slow down on you that's not the point of this we're just saying like Theo Bonnett off night we could do a few things at once it's so stupid

that he thinks he's getting his buddies back by saying yeah and by the way it's insulting to Theo Bonn yeah Theo can't handle this, but Brendan can. I think Theo's fine. I think he's going to be just fine. I'm more worried about Brendan Job.

Me too. It reveals what's really going on within this. It has nothing to do with helping Theo. This has to do with, oh, someone else is getting hate? All right. Well, here's what I wish people would do for me. Watch this. Now I have a buddy in the trenches.

Oh, you're right. That's a great point. How come Brian Kalin never came out and said, hey, homeless cat. Stop bragging on my boy. Make fun of me instead. Like, no one's doing that because, A, it doesn't work. It doesn't do anything.

It's stupid. And A, it doesn't work. It's stupid. Anybody send it my way instead of Theo's. I don't give a fuck. But you guys going out Theo right now, that ain't the move. A guy that struggles with the way he does and he's very open about it doesn't need you to pile on him at this time right now. These guys learn nothing about the internet.

No. He's learned fucking nothing about the Internet. Listen, I'm going to lecture you guys. You guys are on Reddit and Twitter and you're putting your posts and you're making your voice heard. Stop it right now. I'm putting it into it. Cut it off. We got to stop that.

Yeah, we're done. Stop that right now. All right. I'm not going to be in this Discord for a while. I guess I've packed it up. I went too hard. Theo Vaugh. That's amazing.

What a fucking idiot. This guy should understand this better than anyone. And he understands it less than anyone. It's crazy. That is predictable. He doesn't understand things. No, he doesn't know. And I'm fascinated by that clip that you played.

I've watched it a bunch. It is amazing because Theo Vaughn is a very sincere, passionate, honest guy. He comes off that way. So for him to kneel down and tell his fans, listen, I've been having a really tough time. I'm thinking about Greenland. And everyone laughed. Like everyone around him, they all laughed out loud, which means there's something going on there we don't know. No one can

claim to know what happened unless they were there and I look forward to finding out. So shop jumping on this with all the facts is bullshit. It's stupid. And Netflix, if they were smart, would put that out unedited right now. Fuck yeah. We get more views than anything ever. You want to pile on somebody? Pile on me.

I don't give a fuck. I can handle it. You cannot. And yes, we will. Back off feel. I'm telling you. Back the fuck off feel. I mean, does he really think he can command the internet to do stuff? This is the same issue that Opie had with Anthony back in the day when they were still doing Opie and Anthony

where Opie would just be like, why aren't you defending me on the internet, these haters, Anthony's like, that's not how this works. Right. This is the same thing with, you know, Keanu's big problem with me when she came on this little piggy when she demanded the link and I sent it to her. And then they're like, Carl, why don't you stick up for your friend Keanu? I'm like, that's not how this works.

What am I going to tell? I'm going to tell Nick Rickato what to say to Keanu? He's got some thoughts on that. I would let him go. You know, let them sell it. Actually, your friend, they'd be like, You know, that's not going to help. Me getting out there and trying to defend you is only going to make them double down. Theo, he ain't the one man.

If he's having a tough time, he's burning the candles at both ends. And for whatever reason, it just came to fruition, the night of his special. Also, just so you know. That's not a good defense. You're not helping at all. Hey, guys, he's obviously just taking on more work than he can handle. And that's why he's failing at it. Jesus Christ, his friends like these.

Exactly. I'm waiting for Gino to be his friend now and help him out with something. They're like, fuck. I don't think Theo's thanking him for this. No, definitely not. The dumbest thing you can say is like, listen, I mean, he's just overwhelmed. He's trying to do too much. There's many reasons why he sucked the other night.

Shut up, Brendan. Fredon, just shut up. Why, he's bad to waiters and waitresses. He's famously just a terrible person, and we can't blame him for. See, he ain't the one man. If he's having a tough time, he's burning the candles at both ends. And for whatever reason, it just came to fruition, the night of his special. Also, just so you know, his last special that a lot of you loved, maybe some of you criticize it, but a lot of you loved, you didn't see any issues, right?

He also struggled in that one, too. Oh. Brendan, I mean, does he hate Theobon? Is that what this is? Maybe he's, like, still mad at Theobot for leaving his show or something. Yeah. What a dick thing to say. Oh, you guys thought that he was bad at this special?

He was bad, even the special that wasn't that bad. Does he owe a lot of people money? Yes. Yes, he does. Why would you say that? It's so mean. He gets nervous when he shoots specials. He beats his wife.

What are you going to do? Chris, if you ever defend me in this manner, Curl's a nervous wreck. He out of told you that. His kid sucks at soccer. What's he supposed to do? He gets nervous when he shoots specials. There's a lot of stress.

He's bad at comedy. So Theo, for whatever reason, And it's one of the hurdles that he has. This is no different. Doesn't mean he's doing terrible. Doesn't mean he's finished. I promise you. What?

Is that what people are saying that he's finished? No, Brendan's obviously thinking it. Yeah. A lot of people are saying, I'll be taking his job. It's not true. It's not happening. This is crazy. Theo will move on from this and be way better.

But back the fuck up off of Theo. I'm telling you, man. You guys? The tough guy. I know. And he actually is a tough guy. It's not like Suttery John or one of these bozos just like, all right, I'll tell you what I'll take care of all this.

Like, no, this guy could definitely kick all of our asses. But it's like, that's not what this is. And you can't intimidate people through your scream. There's got to be a difference between a difference between being a like built and strong and being a tough guy. Like he's not a tough guy. He's just really strong probably. He seems so insecure. Yeah, he's soft.

You're right. He's very soft in character. the idea that he thinks this outfit is going to blend in the streets of Texas and they're going to accept him as one of their own I can't get past the outfit Adam because look at him with his leg spread trying to talk about these serious topics

it looks like Dennis the Menace You think Spread Eagle is not the right pose for this message? Is that what you're saying? Everything I'm seeing is not right for this. The fuck up off of Theo, I'm telling you, man. You guys, and if you haven't seen Theo's stuff whether it's his podcast or it's comedy, I am telling you now, when we're old and gray and he passes away, people will be

saying, God, he was so special, God, he was so talented. Well, he's here right now doing the, he's the funniest fucking person, bar none. I don't care who it is. No one's more talented than Theo Vaughn in the world. What? Would Theo agree with this? I guarantee he would not. this is a crazy thing to say

he's the funniest comic to ever live and he's the most talented man in the world and Theo Vaughn's a lot of things I think Anna pointed out genuine sincere and there's a reason why people like him and gravitate towards him

it's not because they're like this is the funniest wit we've ever seen on a comic in the history of the world yeah when he's dead and gone we're gonna miss him that's a weird thing too the guy's probably like Brendan's age

or younger what does Brendan know that we don't. This is so weird. He's been wanting to say this about himself for so long. He's been wanting to get this shit out. Both of those are just like, oh, well, yeah, duh. That's why we got Adam here. We both was like, oh, well, yeah, of course.

This guy thinks he's the most talented man of the world. Of course he does. Because, yeah, if somebody, if Brian Kallon tomorrow went on his show and gave this exact same diatribe about Brendan Schaum, brother would be like, thanks, buddy. Oh, yeah. Thanks for my back. Whereas Theo Vaughn, I, If he ever responds to this, would be like, dude, not the most talented comic.

I'm not the funniest guy anyone's ever seen. Shut up. All you guys hating on Brendan's stupid outfit. That's the fuck up. Yeah. If Theo does that, then he is the funniest fan. Bar none, the funniest person will ever meet. Does he have his demons?

Sure. Most comics do. Theo has his demons. That's what makes him special. Did he kill a hooker in Mexico 10 years ago? Possibly. Yeah, what's he doing? God will never create another Theo Von.

I can fucking bet my life on it. Okay. So appreciate him while he's here. Give him his fucking flowers while he's here. Don't do what these young kids do and somebody passes away and then you start celebrating his music. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, why is he keep talking about his eventual demise? Yeah, it's weird, dude.

That's very weird. How old Theo Von? Because I want to look that up. He's got to be. He's younger than me, I bet. It's maybe 42 or something. What's he talking about? I'm telling you, if you haven't seen Theo Vaughn or you're not involved with Theo Vaughn, you're fucking missing out.

There's only one of him. Appreciate him while he's here. And that's why he's burning the candle at both heads. What he needs is a clone so he can do his comedy shows and his podcast. But I'm confused. This message is for people that aren't familiar with Theo Vaughan. Yeah, it turned into that, didn't it? at first it was like the haters

now it's a plug and now it's just like hey guys also you can check out this earlier Netflix special it's still available I mean he probably cheated on his taxes but it's a funny special missing out there's only one of him appreciate him while he's here appreciate him while he's continue to put out good work

appreciate his work ethic appreciate that he's burning the candle at both ends for you for your content so he's Christlike It's 45, by the way. Forty-five, okay.

A little bit older than I thought. He's not going to die anytime soon. Maybe he will. I don't know. Maybe Brennan does it and I do. Maybe he's seen how much blow he's doing at the green room he was talking about. I don't know.

He's so clearly talking about himself. He went, sure, maybe this guy's burning a candle at both ends. I think maybe it's you, shop. Maybe you are. Yeah, maybe he's coaching his son a little bit too much in baseball. While also setting up this new warehouse and trying to be too bad. And breathing in all the gases from the cars you leave. running in the garage while you podcast for your pleasure do not pile on the ovan right now i'm

telling you he ain't the one to do it he's not the one all right let's get the fighting jesus i mean i i don't even know i don't think there's any other words to to use to express how dumb that is and if i was brendan's friend i'd be like we can't be friends anymore. If that's what you're going to do, then let's stop being friends. All right, let's see. I know that you've been checking in on the

opster lately. Skunk fart. Babble, babble, babble. I'm going to play my soundboards. Is everyone cool with that? Oh, we'll get back to the show. I'm sorry, my bad. Let's talk about the Opster.

Of course, he's talking with Ron the waiter. And Opie and Ron are talking about this comedy festival over in Saudi Arabia. Everyone's talking about it. I think it's underway now, right? It has begun. Yeah, yeah, it's been happening. So, Ron, the waiter is very much on top of who's getting paid, what, and what's going on with that. So let me start with Tim Dillon.

He was actually going to do it. He was one of the guys that said yes. Okay. So the pay rate, they offered Tim Dillon $375,000. That's a lot of money. Plus travel. Every expenses? Sorry.

Always frugal Opie. Well, hold on a second. And so, I mean, are they putting them up in a hotel? How many stars are we talking? Oh, but it's whatever, $75,000 or that plus a little bit more. What are we talking about? It's been this long since he's had to negotiate a big deal that that was his response to almost half a million dollars. Are there snacks included?

Are they paying for the tolls? Right. Right. By the way, some of the comedians, I just want to put in perspective, some of the comedians were offered up to $1.6 million. Okay. So did that mean that Tim Dillon should be offended by this offer or he should be happy about it? Now, if people don't know, Tim Dillon, who did accept to do this, a lot of comedians like Bill Burr are getting flack for it because they claim to have certain virtues. And then they're just like, oh, the Saudi government. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. They're going to pay me. That's fine. But Tim Dillon said yes. And he went on Joe Rogan. He goes, yeah, the reason why is because they're giving me $375,000. I was like, yeah, I'll do that.

And then he got a note from his agent And his agent's just like They don't like you talking about this stuff And so Tim Dill just kept talking about it more and more And he got fired So he's no longer on this comedy festival And he's kind of enjoying it, Tim is He's enjoying the fact that he got fired from this thing

That all these other Very famous comics Are getting dragged for Kevin Hart needs more money Kevin Hart's on this thing It's so silly So Jim Jeffrey is a part of it, too.

You familiar with Jim Jeffries, Adam? I sure am. Me too. I've seen him as I'm in Buffalo a few years back. Me too, I'm a big fan of his. Very funny comic. Jim Jeffries, I think he's English. He's a friend of mine, Jim.

Really? Yes. Joe Coy. He still supports me to this day, Jim Jeffries. Yes. Dude, he's a really fucking smart guy, right? He's awesome. He's absolutely fucking awesome.

I go see him every time he's in New York. You know, we hang in the green room, laugh at all answers off, talking about the old days. He told me I got fucked by the Ope and Anthony audience. He's a smart guy, right? He's awesome. He's awesome. He hangs out with me.

He tells me I'm great. He tells me bad things happen to me and they shouldn't have. What about him is awesome aside from the stuff where he like blows smoke up your ass? That's it. That's all. That's it. Because the question was very direct. He's really smart, right?

he's awesome it's almost like saying like i mean i wouldn't say smart but he's a nice guy you know he invited him on the show you know what ron i feel like i have big enough when i post my instagram oh ron's starting to get some jabs and if you oh you're good friends of them why don't you invite him on the show i mean it's jim geoffrey it's a big name is it because the show's not big enough are you embarrassed about this show that you're doing ope that's literally what Ron just said to the Opser. Let's see how it responds. I feel like you're not big enough?

When I post my Instagram stuff, he likes a lot of my stuff on the Instagram. That's not the question. Oh, no. We're good friends. Oh, cool. You guys get together and stuff? He likes things I post on Instagram. Oh.

Okay. All right. Enough said. Yeah, I get it now. You're not going to Nobu for dinner? Okay. Mark Hamel retweeted me once. Yeah, that's something. gathering time with Mark Campbell, and then immediately come on my show. Hey, dude, if you're in town, swing by. I'm going to be honest with you.

I feel like I dropped so incredibly low in my career that I don't like asking for favors. At first, when I started the podcast, I was like, all right. Wow. Okay, a couple things going on here. First off, good on you, Opie. Yeah. For admitting this. This is good.

This is a good step in the right direction. But asking Jim Jeffries to do your show. opi thinks would be asking for a favor or that's that's how he's betraying it that's interesting right there asking someone to do your show is like hey we'll have fun we'll do a show together like old times like Jim Jeffers was on open at the hell of the time now it's like Jim doing opia favor yikes I don't like asking for favors at him at first when I started the podcast I was like all right you got to have a favor hey come on I just feel like It's like, I don't know.

I don't know what it is, Ron, because I just feel like I'd be bothering some of these people at this point. No, I feel like there was a time I didn't think that, but now I kind of do. No, I think you feel you'd be a little embarrassed like, oh, look where Opie ended up. Rod, for the win. Spot on, Ron. I think you'd be embarrassed because your show production is so shitty and your audience is fake. at least you have the fake numbers though now opi so he got that it looks like people are watching um eroc is in the chat opi's afraid to ask anyone because no one volunteered all of this time to come on

so he won't put himself out there to ask yeah rejection is a bitch you know you can ask a great guitar player to sit in with your small band and if they like your music yeah they won't care right they'll just sit in if you were actually concerned about comedy and said, hey, I have this bit. Jim would just want to go do the bit. He's really not going to care. Yes. Ruthless Ron from CompaMedia as well.

Ruthless Ron. No, this is great. This is really fun stuff. Yeah. You know. So embarrassed. Like, oh, look where Opie ended up. Yeah. Yeah. So I know that maybe doesn't sound right, but I'm trying to be honest with everybody.

Is that's pretty right? Huh? He's English? Jim Jeffreys? Australian. I think that was really weird because he started up I said he's English right and nobody didn't correct him

yeah and then he asked again is he English and he goes huh I think he was buying himself time I think he needed to be to remember if he was Australian or not but they're close

yeah his good friend who he hangs out with all the time and they talk about old times in the green room and laugh their asses off if he shows it up to the place that Jim is scheduled to appear at he will talk to him

so they're friends who invite him into the green room What's this next clip you have on here for us? OPE is looking back at his time at Sirius and when he had everything at his disposal and of all the trappings and amenities, this is what he is missing the most right now. But in the state of the art studio,

this is how amazing the studio was. If we felt like standing during our radio show, we could push a button and the whole console would rise up, would rise up. And then if we want to sit down, we push the button, and it all goes down so I could push buttons and the mics are in the proper place. Oh, that's success.

Yeah, no shit. You don't have that now, buddy. So, yeah, all right, Ron. Love it. But what is describing right here? I don't think he goes, you push a button and it comes up. What do you need a hand crank to bring it back down? No.

The same button. Bricks it back down again. Well, right. Yeah, that's how that would work, obviously. That's a crazy metric to use for success. A standing desk. A standing desk. Ron is being ruthless here.

I feel like Obie's going to make him pay for it somehow. Yeah, Opie's on the defensive, though. You can tell that Opie's just being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, right. Yeah. Opie's like, yeah, that's a little embarrassing. You're right. You're right about that.

All right. So that was a lot of fun. so now let's talk about Tom Segura you know what I like about Opie is he must be magnanimous you know he's just like look at Tom's doing his thing we used to do Opie and Anthony you know it's all good

we're all doing our things he's definitely not going to like trash someone for no reason oh right yeah we'll do that and stop there hold on I got a few more no problem go ahead Palm Segora. What happened?

What happened, Opie? He's all right. Did you have a fallout with him? No, I had no fallout. But my honesty gets me in trouble. He did the show a couple times. It was very forgettable. But he's a good guy, and he's got massive success, so good for him.

I guess him and his wife do very well, and then he does the thing with the Burt Kreischer. Right. The show with the Burt Kreischer, you know, Bert's carrying that shit. So he should be buying Burt Lamborghinis every year. Has Opie ever watched Two Bears One Cave? Nope. Why is he offering this opinion? Bert Kreischer is carrying the show.

The Bert Krecher. What's he talking about? Just always be bashing. It's right out of Sederie John's playbook. Tom Segura. He wasn't very funny on my show. And I guess he's like doing a thing. Tom's house, I guess it's successful or whatever.

But then he does another show with Burt, and Burtess knew all the heavy lifting in order to make it good. Just talking out of his ass. I specifically remember it being forgettable. There's one thing I remember about that guy. I'll never forget that. He's so lucky that nobody is talking about Opie anywhere ever outside of Anthony or people talking about Anthony and us.

Because if anyone said anything like this, about him, like someone from the Tonight Show was like, oh yeah, I remember Opie and Anthony. Opie was forgettable. It'd be a two-hour rant about why that person needs to be buried. Like he would never tolerate this behavior in return. Oh, and

we see that too with just the tiniest slight, his perceived slights, he brings up for years and years. But he has no problem just being like, oh yeah, he sucks on that show, two bears one cave. How many episodes do you watch? Zero. Could you imagine being on a music

podcast and they're asking you what you think of certain musicians and you're explaining your opinions on them based on how they were to you personally. Right. As if you couldn't like someone's music that was rude to you one day. Now they're a bad songwriter. All right. So this is

Aziz Ansari. So one of I was just reading a list of comics and just getting Opie's take on it, which, you know, Opie's got his finger on the pulse, so that makes sense. I don't know that guy. Aziz Ansari. Aziz is Too cool for the room

He was on the show And he looked down Yeah he looked down upon us When he was on I felt Well he had a lot of success What in Recreations? Parks and Recreations I tell the guy

He's an alternative comic And he came in and I felt like He was kind of looking down at us Really? Like this Did he call it Parks and Recreations? He sure did Okay

That's what the show was I'm not familiar He had a lot of success What in Recreations Parks and Recreations I tell the guy. He's an alternative comic, and he came in, and I felt like he was kind of looking down at us. Really?

Like this, you know, this was beneath us. Uh, beneath him, excuse me. And I'm like, you wear a fucking giant show. And I know he had some issues with the ladies. I don't know. What was the he's an alternative comment? That's what I was going to ask. What does he think that means?

I've seen Aziz Ansari performed comedy one time. And it was in an ample theater in Toronto, and there were 30,000 people there. It was the funnier die comedy festival. Well, Jim Norton was on it. He was way funnier than this he's on. Sorry, I'm just going to point that out. Very funny show, though. And alternative comic?

Isn't he like as mainstream as you get? I had seen him in a basement of a fish factory one day when he was doing his painting with puppets work. It was incredible. What the fuck is he talking about? I think he thinks it means like not white or something. I don't know. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, he's one of those alternative. Like, if you want it like a brown person telling jokes. I don't know what he means. I'm sorry. He's an other. That's hilarious. All right, let's get thoughts on Wayne Brady.

I'm sure he's going to have a hot take on this. All right, continue. Wayne Brady. What happened? Uh-oh, what happened now? What happened? There's a reason why he's doing the, what is it, the price is right? There's a reason he's doing that.

Wayne Brady's doing the prices. That is a hot take. I wasn't expecting that. him and the other I know he does let's make a deal right okay and then the other guy is doing the price is right does it like whose line

is it anyways they did that improv thing he's pretty good at that but those comedians that you know end up doing a stupid game show there's a reason all right Hannibal Byrd you think what's the other guy on the price is right I forgot his name

very unsuccessful comic who never did anything in the business right There's a reason why he's stuck doing that show. Oh, you're fucking, he's in, that guy's in hell. But the reason is that, you know, his stand-up was just okay. And he realized he had to make a, uh, a change. He had a huge television show. Drew, Drew, Drew Carrey.

Right. You carry. There's a reason why he's hosted a fucking game show. Let's be all right. No one wants to host a game show. You know how boring that shit is? Fuck you, Opie. I don't say this very often.

That's all I want to do is host a game show. That's the greatest gig in the world. Someone in the chat said, Drew Carey's making $15 million a year. I believe it. That's the greatest gig in the world hosting a game show. Talk about zero effort, an amazing schedule, and you get to just be on television doing something that you just show up and do.

There's no way to prep for that. Adored by everybody. Yeah, there's actually no way to prep for it. You just show up. read questions and then like a buzzer goes off or it doesn't that's it figure on the pulse opi has a different take he goes he's living in hell hosting the prices right yeah because bob barker wanted out of there remember when bob barker was bitching up a storm how many more decades are going to do this gig everyone wants that gig it's the greatest fuck these broads oh wait i did yeah

yeah holy shit what an idiot he thinks doing morning radio is appealing to people like that he Things they look at morning radio and long for it. They're all gigs. Drew Carey came to the prices right. The richest person you could imagine, he was already in syndication, making more money for the rest of his life than he can ever spend. And they're like, hey, do you want to double that for doing nothing in the show that's already in syndication that you don't need? And he said, I'll be in hell, but I'll do it. No, he just said yes, because it's a great gig, man.

It's an amazing gig. And that's a good point. I didn't even think about that. Opie's getting up at 4 a.m. Monday through Friday doing this morning show that it's rough on everyone. Anyone who does mornings for that long will tell you how difficult that is. It takes a toll on you. He does it for the love of the game.

And Opie's going, that's the sweet gig everyone wants. What of the idiots. Anyway, if anyone from the game show network is watching, I'd be happy to audition for any of the fun new games you guys have planned out there. all right we have uh one more clip here and this is great this is fantastic because ron really starts going hard in the paint at the opster and uh i hope he remains to be a co-host on this show the opi and ron show that'll be determined we'll find out what's going to happen with that stavros how key is the the greek guys a big fat greek guy is huge ron i love that

Like, I love that you come up with lists and things for the show, but think... Does Opie not know who Stavi is? It's sounding that way. It sounds that way. It's crazy. All right. Go on too long. The rock trivia segment last week at Gephardt, went on for an hour and a half.

Like, are you going to name every... Excuse me. Are you going to name every comedian? Opie, you went two days on your fucking parrots and poo-poo story. Well, I guess. All right, fair is fair. Neither have anything to talk about At least Ron is bringing something

To discuss with you Opie's life is Meaningless He's got nothing going out We're going to find out As we play this cliplogger And he's complaining to Ron For actually bringing something

For them to discuss for an hour He's also got no fight left in him at all Opie was like fuck you Ron was like fuck me fuck you And Opie's like Hey you got a point Yeah Good point

What are you getting at with this? what do you mean what am i getting at i'm getting at who accepted and who didn't accept oh david cross didn't accept i i respect him this is a topical thing that yeah ron is brought to the show everyone's talking about this right now this is like kind of a big thing especially in comedy dude my kids are going to be late for school how many more comedians you get i understand your kids are like juniors and seniors in high school they why do you have to get them up they're adults they're up on their own I know, so what do you have to do?

I told the story. I used to love waking my kids up every morning, and then my wife got them alarm clock, so instead of me gently waking them up, now they wake up like this. Yeah, you did tell that story. It's a pretty good gag. My wife got them alarm clocks.

Let's repeat that lie. But I'm saying, like, you say, I got to get the kids ready for school. What are you going to do? I'm going to walk up to school, because I like doing that. They can eat. This is amazing.

Yeah. Anthony says, Ron is all of us. Thank goodness, Rod is on this show right now speaking truth to power because Obie does always does this thing when he gets tired of rising,

I got to go. Where do you have to go? The kids have to go to school. They're 16 and 18. What are he doing? He did something back there that's like, it's like what people who are guilty

doing interrogations when the cops ask you a second question or they ask you something again. You're like, I told you the answer to that. It was that story I told you about the alarm clocks. That settles that. They're like, no, we're trying to get past that into like what's really happening, not just your story. And he has to keep pointing back.

Like, this has been settled. What are you talking about? And then it gets farther and farther away. I got to walk them to school. Okay, well, that's another hour later. Where do you have to go? They're not here with you, Opie. They haven't been for a long time.

And I think he reveals this right here. Oh, okay. I'm reading into it. Big reveal coming up. Welcome to school, because I like doing that. They can easily walk to school themselves. I know, but that's not getting them ready to go to school. You're taking them.

You don't have to do anything. I make sure they got their stuff. Are you making them breakfast? I do the morning shift because I go to bed kind of early. Very specific question. Are you making them breakfast? I do the morning shift because I go to bed early. You're not answering the question.

We're asking what is the morning shift? You have high school. in your house. I didn't need my parents around when I was going to high school. I could figure that out. It does the late shift with the homework and everything else. That's just how we do it in our house. Do they make their own breakfast or you make it for them?

Both. And if you make them breakfast, what is it? Eggs? No, a lot of smoothies, pancakes. I got some bagels. It's just, dude, I like being a father. I know it was a weird list. I got to just point out, I don't want you too nitpicky here.

Maybe he is making smoothies and pancakes and bagels. That's an odd list of things. I believe the bagels. Just as a little exercise, I asked a couple parents in conversation that I was talking to over the last 24 hours. Hey, do you make your kids breakfast? Every one of them immediately answered yes or no. No one said, uh, boom. Sometimes.

Sometimes they make it, sometimes we make it. It's yes or no. You know what your morning routine is. I know in this state agent Oh my God Are you trying to tell me? A little bit E-Rock says The morning shift makes sense

He used to always have to say You used to always say I have to babysit my kids You don't babysit your own kids You have a parenting is It's your job as a parent All right so what are your thoughts on this Adam? You don't think these kids are real

You don't think that any of this exists The only explanation we had for his behavior is that he's up all night and drunk. So now he's telling us that he gets to bed early because his wife does the night shift with the kids and he has to do the early morning one. The wife who still works, we don't know, maybe. Oh, I don't think the wife has ever worked.

Okay, oh, okay. Yeah, I think that's part of the deal. So this is their schedule, as long as they don't have to see each other ever, it'll work out. How convenient. Yeah. What's your wife up to? Oh, we have different schedules.

By design. Yeah. She's in the West Wing. I'm in the East Wing. I don't know. This is like a Howard Stern thing. My 16-year-old, 17-year-old kids who live in New York City insist that I walk them to school. There's no way that's true.

Nope. Imagine Greg Hughes is your father and you're like, you're pretty cool, dad. Walk me to school. I want the kids to see me. He said this the other day. I got to play volleyball with them. We got to go bike riding. And they're arguing about who gets to do it first with dad.

Like, none of this is true. Right. The thing where Opie goes, yeah, I got a lot going on today. I'm going to play volleyball with my daughter. Yeah. Is volleyball two-person sport? It's very boring. Yeah, I mean, just say tennis, man.

Just say tennis. We don't believe you. Well, I wouldn't, but Adam's gullible. He had no ability when pressed to really go through this schedule. That was the thing that's ripping him from Ron every morning. yeah ripping him from rod by the way has nothing going on so he's just like I get up early

for this man then I just stare at the wall for eight hours so will you make me breakfast we hang out for a minute stuttering John bloody ass can I get a little sympathy because I got a bloody ass

I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass Bloody hell Adam you were checking out the Stephanie Miller program She had some big gets on there

And John is the one who's booked these guts So he's got Mark Marin That was one of the later episodes And one of the early ones was Billy West Formerly of the Howard Stern show But of course we all know Billy West as a voice actor Who played a lot of the characters

Including Fry on Futurama And of course Stimpy And eventually Ren on Renan Stimpy and the B from that cereal box and a whole bunch of things He's an M&M

Yeah, he's all sorts of things So very famous guy, Billy West Where do you want to start? Which guest do you want to start with? Let's start with Marin. Okay. I said this to you in a driveway. I think you're the best interviewer

out. I think better than Stern. Oh, thank you. What do you have to say about that? I say no comment on that. No, you know, I appreciate that. Have we ever seen somebody intentionally touched John? No.

John's always touching everyone else. And Mark Marin very quickly put John in his place and went, hey, the host is complimenting me and saying that I'm better than your old boss there. We good? Are we cool with this? It's going to be all right? So once it got down to me and Mark, I was just supposed to be the, you know, the John of that show. Right.

And I was just supposed to be the laughing guy that would interject occasionally. And so eventually, I somehow or another, I became the lead. That's weird. So John's like, oh, we're touching each other? So John starts getting into this like, hey, we're hugging over here. It's like, you're not. Yeah, that's what Mark shoves him away. Yeah, he kind of shoved away.

But he also made it clear that like, no, no, no, no, I am the one controlling. I'm the one showing my dominance here, not you. It's exactly right. And he does it the exact same way. Well, he does it differently in this next clip. with the opposite move. Same effect. And I just, I've never

had the president on the show. I didn't even, I wasn't even jealous. I was like, that is the best fucking interview I've ever heard. He got shit from the president. I've never heard.

The president's been in his fucking garage. Yeah. Yeah. But isn't that weird how like you go through stuff with people? He just won't even look at him. He just looks straight. I'm going to pretend you didn't say that and that you're not even there.

Smart. Yeah. So Adam's always looking at eye lines because he's an actor. And you can see right there that John's sitting right next to Mark And John's trying to be like, yeah, man, you had Obama on the show. I want to be a part of this conversation. And Mark's just like, you're not part of this conversation. He's just staring directly at Stephanie, like, we're equals.

We're the ones who are equals on this. You're the Stephanie Miller show. I'm WTF, Mark Marin. And so we're the ones talking. And John is like, I'm one of the guys, right? We just pointed out that you're the laughing guy who interjects just a little bit. Right. But John wants to be part of the conversation.

And so, of course, Mark Marion went through. a pretty messy divorce and John wants to be able to relate to that and be like, yeah, I'm just like you except for there's a pretty big difference. It's weird because I don't even think that badly ever, but there's a couple of elements of that period of time that I have a hard time getting closure with.

I know why she left me. I know what I did. I know why, you know, it all happened, but the money shit was a little out of line. Same with me. Right. Every time I drop up that CS check, the child's war check, I just get a little.

I don't have no kids, but just the way she went, she tried to crush me. Yep. And I'm like, why, why are you doing? Just take your half and go. All right, can I just give some advice to Suttering John from 10 years ago? When you're complaining about divorce,

don't complain about child support. That's the one thing where no one's going to have your back. I get so pissed. I have to pay for my kids to have a life and be brought up. Or pay for anything, really. That's crazy. He was upset about child support. And famously, we know that John didn't pay child support

for seven or eight months straight. What an asshole. Mark has to make that up. Differentiation. This is, you know, we're not the same here. This is not the same.

Marin has to let him know. Yeah. Great. Yeah, my wife actually took me for everything I got because I'm famous and have stuff to get.

Your wife just wanted fair child support. Yeah, she didn't want your Marshall cabinet. No one does. And now, I mean, John feels like he's being shut out,

so he keeps trying to interject and bring the conversation back to himself. in awful ways. This one's an asshole, but, you know, they're cats. Yeah, my cats can't stand me, you know. No, mine can't. I don't know that they can stand any of us.

In fact, they actually tried to break back into the rescue I got him from. Are you serious? Who's rescue us from him? They actually, because you hear about those cats that run away, or they, or they move, like family's moving, and then they go back across country to the old house. Here's one to the rescue. Just give me my cage. Yeah, give me my little tiny cage.

I can't take this guy in his smell. So. Do you smell? What's... Oh, my feet, too. Oh, really? You're that guy? Yeah, yeah.

What's a smelly feet guy? Holy shit. I have the cats. Like, I can't do this guy to smell it. And Mark just gets real serious. He goes, you smell? Yeah, my feet, too. He's like, oh, you're that guy.

You're smelly feet guy. Cool. John, bathe. Fuck. There's got to be a solution to this. The smelly feet. I don't bathe or fuck. Unrelated.

The smelly feet. thing is not great. I don't know why he, because he breathes it all the time. Yeah. I'm just a Puerto Rican with smelly feet. He's so okay with it. He thinks it's like a personality trait. Yeah. Or he thinks we'd be surprised, not like he looks exactly

like that would be true. Yeah. Or he really does smell right there, because look at him, he's glistening. He's so wet and like dripping, maybe March to be like, oh yeah, you smell? He's so gross. He might be fully aware. They used to hang like air fresheners in that studio. around him. Yes.

So I'm guessing he reeks. Well, since we're talking about that, let's just go to, this is a quick visual that just shows how disgusting, John is. After we start, like,

no, like I was on the air live three. I would go out of my way to end the show saying shitty things about Stephanie. He's, so he's dripping out of his nose. So he goes for one wipe

and then a second with the other arm and then a third with the first arm again. And then back with the first arm for a fourth time. It's just wiping snots with snots. Well, this arm isn't totally soaked yet. It is, John. It is.

But don't worry, he never breaks eye contact with Mark the whole time. Yeah, right. I know. Like, excuse yourself or something. Turn away as you're dealing with your nose thing. So gross. You can go to number 10 right here where John just again makes it about himself and Mark deals with it brilliantly. We're friends with Sam Kinnison.

Yes, I was too. I, no, I know. But I love him. Is that what we're going to call it? No, I slept at his house and crap. I mean, he was like totally, I mean, nice to freaking hang out with him. Later.

What? Like, when he was doing Stern, like later when he was after. Yeah, as soon as he started doing Stern, he kind of fell in love of me because he loved the interviews. Yeah. And he would take me to the China Club out here

and I'll, like, and introduce me to all his, you know, the celebrity friends and tell him how I'm the biggest, I'm the funniest guy in the world. I'm not the biggest Mark Barron fan in the world. But I think what Mark is saying is, like, I came up with Sam. Kenison we worked the comedy store together you know they probably both got

passed and so they were working there regularly and so it's before Sam Kinnison is famous and has all this other stuff going on and John's like I'm really good friends with this guy and Mark's like no no no you don't understand like we were peers before either of us were famous it's a very different thing than now you have a connection to the Howard Stern show and he's on the Howard Stern show and also I'm being interviewed here well there's that too I do forget that John's not the star of the show because he's the start of this show. That's right.

There's a third element where Maron's like, I was his actual friend. You all just have some stories. That's what I mean. You talk. And he was a junkie, John. What you're describing is how you

enabled his addiction that Mark had to do this fine line and leave and abandon. And he's looking at you like, yeah, you were one of those guys who kept him up at night, doing blow, killing him. Yep.

And he's going to describe that. And introduce him to all his, you know, the three friends and times. Tell him how I'm the biggest, I'm the funniest guy in the world. I would do coke with him in the bathroom, and then he would reach in his pocket

and pull out a pill and go, if you start getting a little, you know, like this, take this, it'll bring you right back down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a system. That's a loving story. No, I told a big story about him last night. Oh, no, please don't. At the comedy story.

No, you go ahead. Well, I was going to say, no, but I didn't know him as well as you guys did, but that was what I, his nature was like, he used to come to do, I was Sister Sleeze. Yeah. On the Brother Wees's Morning Circus,

and he used to come on the show. Fuck, Stephanie, really? You're doing this now, too? Exactly same thing. Stephanie sucks. Mark's just like, yeah, no, Sam and I were friends, like, early on before either was broke. Oh, no, I met him once.

Let me interrupt you. I met him once. He was on the radio show that I was co-hosting and some podunk town in New York State somewhere. By the way, someone said this to me. I might have been E-Rock sent me the video of when Sam Kinnison came on Brother Weez's show and they called into the Howard Ster. turn show and talk to stuttering John and then eventually Gary Del Botta did it's on the show?

Did we talk about this? I don't think so. All right. Anyway, it was interesting. Brother Wees? Yeah. Up in Philly? Rochester.

Rochester. Yeah. I know Wees. Yeah. Wees is the greatest. I was his co-host. That's where I started. I went in.

I was there not too long ago for a comedy show at that, that the comedy club. Yeah. It's called the comedy club in Rochester. Right. And I met Wees. Yeah. He's still at it. He's fantastic.

But anyway, he was friends with the Kinnison as well. But he just was so generous. And he would come on the show. I was just a little nobody. I was a kid in radio, but he just was so like that. Whatever he did you, he was just great at spite.

He was a preacher. He had a preacher's charisma. Believe me, that generosity was loaded. I remember in his show, he did like 20 minutes on me. He's like, I was talking to Sister Sleeze

right after I finished. Fuckin her! Yeah. I was fucking her! But he did this hilarious 20 minutes, but it also was like, he knew it would be huge for me because I was like,

Stephanie, it wasn't 20 minutes. And he didn't do it because I thought it would be huge for you. You were the local celebrity. So he incorporated you into his act to be endearing to the Rochester audience. You know, and I was like, oh my God, Sam Kinnison talking about me for. Yeah, he was very helpful and he helped a lot of people. But the thing you had to be careful of was like he could turn on you. Yeah.

I mean, you know, and fairly easily. Hey, never did to me. Yeah, I know. Well, you were no threat. Man, I must be like fly paper to insults. Am I going too far? No, no, no, no. You know, Hero of the stupid is talked about a lot,

but fly paper to insults is actually not bad. Chris is writing that one down. Studdery John, fly paper to insults. It's true. It's not bad. Not a bad description, honestly. He gets some really good advice here that he completely ignores, but you just pointed out, which is funny,

that John, the thing he learns from this interview is to call out the local host when he does local TV and to quarrel. That's what he steals. Not this good advice he gets in this next clip. I feel like I'm listening. Do you ever if you hear that in your earphone sometimes? Like, my ears are, okay.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know anything about speech impediments. No, I know. It's not like he built a career on that. Good hook. Good hook. Real gift.

It seems better, though. Yeah, that's gotten better. God damn. What are you going to do? Don't get them flustered. Don't get them flustered. If I do coke, it gets worse. Well, I imagine most things do.

Go ahead. He ignored that advice. Oh, yeah. Of course. He completely missed that. No, no, Mark. Coke's a lot of fun, actually. I don't think you understand what that's all about.

He's talking about a guy 16 years in recovery. Yep. And that's what he's going to tell him. He goes on to explain to him how, like, he had to end his friendship with Kinnison, over this stuff and over abused and he just plows right through it. We do have a Sam story in clip number 12 where John tells a Sam Kinnison story for us. Sure. Well, yeah.

Well, you know, my favorite story was when I was on Stern. Joan River, Sam was booked to do John River show. And he never showed up. And his official, the press release was he couldn't make it because of bad Chinese food. Yeah, right. I was going to call my band that bad Chinese food. Was that the time when he was locked in the hotel room? Yeah.

And then she came to the whole time. Tell him banged on his door. It would have been a really great name. Bad Chinese food. Like everyone would have gotten that reference, I'm sure. It's no stiff minister, but... No, a stiff minister's obviously the better one of those two. You can't stop downplaying this drug talk.

Like, if you could read the room at all, John, you'd realize he's done talking about this and would like to move on. Yep. And John also, he cannot hold a regular conversation with people. He's one of these idiots. I talk about it all the time, like a Ray DeVito, who just has to start singing. for some reason? Both of my parents are from Jersey. I grew up in New Mexico, though, yeah.

And your dad was an orthopedic surgeon. Yes, it's unclear what he does now, but it's not happy. So you grew up in New Mexico? Is that close to Santa Fe? Albuquerque? Yeah, it's about an hour. Yeah. Go to a restaurant in Santa Fe. Oh, geez, please. Please, please. Fuck sick. Yeah. Yeah. My dad's still there. Yeah. Albuquerque. So Mark's like having a real conversation about what his parents did. growing up and what they do for a living and then where he grew up to and just like i know a thing about what you said i know a song i could sing and mark's like yeah okay cool it's a song from rent

i didn't even know what it was why the fuck is he singing a song for rent's a good question his eyes went wide like oh they're gonna love this like it has nothing to do with anything they're talking about it sounds like a little of a just do it moment if you ask you're saying songs for rent but what do i know uh so mark starts talking about talking about, you know, he's got a TV show at this time on IFC, and he's got the podcast is wildly popular. He's doing very well. He's got a lot going on. And John is so desperate to get back into show business. This is just a sad moment for John. When you're shooting a show that is operating at the budget we were operating at, you know,

you really, it comes down to like, do they have a two-day window to do the thing I want them to do? I am always free. Oh, good. I would love to do it. Trust me. Thank you. Like I did Louis show, a couple episodes, yeah, CK's show. And I wanted him to do the opening thing. I love it. John, we know. Like, this, he does the same thing with girls. We're just like, I'll go out with you.

If you ever want you, box-licked, I have a tong. You're like, yeah, yeah, John, we know you're a desperate loser. This has been established. It goes without saying. You have to keep reminding us that you're always available to do show business stuff if you're asked to. And I am also not a big mark. and fan, but I love how dismissive he was

right there. Yeah. Yeah, he's just a guy. This is not a good. Good technique. Time to order the place for that. But don't worry, all of this ends on a high note. And like, you know, you're annoying, but I like you a lot. Isn't that a weird dichotomy? It's a charm.

That's what my mom says. That's a lot. It's like something you step in. You're like, oh, that's not so bad. All right. I can't really get rid of it. You can get him off your shoe. Yep. Anthony goes, how fast did Mark run

throw in that shirt? There was a lot of touching after all this nose wiping. Yeah, I was going to say. And it's like, hey, Mark's like, how did I get Coke buggers on my shirt? Takes me back. Like all times.

All right. So that's Mark Maren dealing with John. And there was another thing that happened during the show where Mark was talking about John had been pestering him and badgering him to be a guest on Stephanie's show.

You know, at this time, John's still trying to add value to Stephanie's show. So he's trying to bring in big guests. And Mark was a big guest. So John would see him at the comedy store and just, hey, you got to do Stephanie Miller. And Mark even says, like, if you bug me enough, I'll eventually say yes, I'll do things one time.

And John's like, ah, he's laughing about it. It's like, no, no, no. You really are just fucking annoying. And it can't look good for Stephanie. That the person who comes out is just like, yeah, your booker's just annoying the crap out of me. so I finally said yes. If I was stepping, I'd be like, oh, I thought maybe you wanted to, okay, whatever.

Mark shows up, he's like, oh, you have to be here, too? I thought you just booked. Yeah, right? What the fuck I got to sit next to you now? Fuck. You didn't tell me that part. No, I never tell anyone that part. No, I wouldn't either.

I'm glad you pointed that out, Chris, because it's interesting that for some of them, he sits next to the guest, and then for others, they put him to the side, like the next one with Billy West. They don't let him near Billy. They put him as far away as possible, which is interesting. That is true. where do you want to start with the Billy West interview? Yeah, right at the top with John casually entering the conversation like a master. Now, look at me, I'm just as big as star fucker as everyone else.

Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, oh my God. Well, I mean, stuff, even Aaron, our, what is he, our camera? He's like a, I don't know, fetal stem cell videographer. Because he was helping me pack today in general pain in the air, settle. Because he was helping me pack today, and I said, uh, Aaron, are you coming to? He goes, are you fucking kidding me? Of course I'm coming. I go, why? He goes, what do you think? I'm going to miss meeting Billy West.

I thought you told me you don't swear. Well, yeah, I normally don't. Oh, no. This is non-fucking FCC. Yes, which ironically spells fuck. Oh, God. Yeah. That other voice actor is on this episode, and he's really excited.

They sit next to Billy West because he thinks that they're equals and peers. And it's like, oh, you do voice overwork? Me too. Great. Well, they did it. A lot of impressions have this episode. It's bad. Which is fine when it's just Billy doing them, but when others, they apparently did a show together these two.

Some cartoon where they both played dogs or something. And I guess they have a history off the air. They were doing dueling Jay Leno's. So Stephanie in this clip right here I have is number four. She's like, oh, give me the dueling Jay Leno's guys. See, I love this On the Stern show You know, everybody said

Well, you and Fred would Sometimes you'd be doing The same impressions the same time I said, the more the merrier The more surreal it is The better Oh my God, they just did They just did flock of Jays

What your country could do for you? Ash, what Maryland did for me No, no, no, no, no, All right, no, probably you didn't They just did flak of Jays Because I tell you, John You know, I'm just like,

I'm just happy you're on the Suffing Millet Show, I mean Do you know that Barry Goldwatering with her father. Don't quit. Don't quit your day, Jay. Bill, Billy Gold Day. So now John's requesting

impressions from Billy West during the show. Did you see that look of disappointment on Stephanie's face when John jumped in with that impression and cut her off? She said, God, please stop. She wanted the two talented guys to do the Jay impressions. The famous impressionist.

Like, what is John doing? Could you imagine interrupting Jimmy Hendricks? Before you play, let me just show you this. So then Billy does his J impression, but Billy's actually a pro with this kind of thing. So he doesn't do just the cartoonish one that John and I both do when we do our J impressions. It's a little more subtle about it.

A guy can wake up and get a pint of Ben and Jerry's at 2 in the morning and think nothing of it with his pajamas on. And yet a woman cannot go out there, and a lot of guys never understood that. And they also never understood the fact that women's room should have been built twice the size of men's room. Do you ever see the line?

Yeah. Yeah, we go in and we're whipping out. Yeah, that's what he used to go. You're more the realistic, Jay. I'm more of the parody, Jay. Yeah. But he would just, sometimes he would just leave off, you know, trail up, he'd go, so lot of guys.

But he always has that high, you know, like tone, He goes down to the lower. Well, he would say, he'd say, um, so I'm standing there with a spatula full of shit. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to have a great show this evening. Yeah, John, explain to Billy West how to do the Jay Leno impression, please. Give him some more pointers. Raise some notes down for him.

And you completely missed the response, which was somebody said, oh, yeah, that's what Carlos does. Yep. I mean, that's this other famous impressionist version of Jay. That's not yours. You're doing an unrecognizable version of somebody else's bit. And it would be, it'd be who've John to get out of the way. You got two guys who are voiceover actors or both shoehorning in these impressions. I mean, not Billy so much, but that other jackass.

And it's like if John's going to do stuff too, like, fuck, man. Why are there so many microphones on this show? There shouldn't be so many microphones. I love this next one. Maybe it's just me. But Billy is talking about auditions and John has a question. Go. close the door

and you know what one guy looks up and he goes do you do any other forms of weather yeah ooblich what they want Billy do you ever not get an audition I mean do you never not get a gig? All the time really yes you because you

Jim Carlos I mean well we all get rejected I mean it's I just can't imagine but I'm not saying that that's a way of life with me but the thing is is you can't do everything. I mean I like that. What an asshole. I'm not saying it's a way of life.

But I just, you know, John going, do you ever not get an audition? Yeah. Like every famous actor you know has not gotten a role they tried out for. Yes, of course. That happens. To think that he has this really talented artist, this genius level guy, and these are the kind of questions he asks, it gets even worse. Check out this next question he asks.

He doesn't understand how show business works, though. It was just a wake-up call from the East Coast. Okay, just can I ask you a question? Because I do a lot of these voiceover auditions. You're awful curious about me. Yeah. Well, you know, how much time do you spend developing a voice for an audition? I don't know.

Oh, well. I mean, does it immediately hit you once as you see the script? You don't have the time that we used to have. I mean, I really don't. You just, and I don't know. That's what he says. He looks at me. He goes, I don't know.

Yeah. If I nail it right away, I can just do it. Right. If I haven't figured out, I'll do it. But if I don't, I'll work on it. What do you mean? How long does it take you to learn a song, Carl? I don't know what's song.

I don't know, right. How am I? He's so far removed from whatever's happening on that side of the room. It's incredible. Yeah, that's a good point. The other thing that I want to point out on this is John's posture. So John was brought in to work the board. He was supposed to be the board op on the show.

That's the whole reason why he's there. And he, as we played, three episodes in, goes, I won't be learning how to run this board. or I can't one of those words he used I think it was won't so eventually they have this other guy come in and just start running the board and John feels that he is not part of the show he has his back turned to the board op the entire episode and just pushing him out of the conversation

he has a microphone in front of him if the guy wanted to talk he could and John has decided nope we're the talent you're the board op and I think this is really the psychological reason why John refused to we're in the board, is because that's beneath him. Right here, he looks like Artie dealing with John. Right. Yes. Remember what Artie was on with Anthony?

And Arne's just like this fucking guy over here. He's just putting his back to him. This is what's happening right now to this board op. And, Adam, do you know who this board op is? I do. It's taken a while for me to figure it out, but I did. This man's name is Ryan Holliday. And he left the Stephanie Miller board op gig to become the vice president of

American Apparel and then became the leading philosopher of stoicism, the teachings of Marcus Aurelius. Jesus Christ. Which is a philosophy based on doing nothing, just not responding. Assholes like John come in, they push you around, they smell bad, you don't say anything. You don't react. He is massively successful, influential, talented, and John is shoving him out of the way physically. and dripping sweat on him.

This man has a huge following. He's an author. If you go to his website, it's a whole thing that he has going on. And John's so dismissive. Oh, you're just a bored op. We don't need you around here. And this really summarized everything you need to know about

why John's career ended up where it did. You know, he just thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he's the most talented guy in the room at all times. He's trying to do impression offs with Billy West and give him pointers. He really does suck Coincidentally today, for some reason

I think because he's very aware of what we're doing over here John started talking about the Stephanie Miller show on his show John's back on the internet? Oh it turns out The Duke is back

Oh no shit That's cool. Good for him He was on this morning after He said it'd be on at noon And he was on like an hour and a half later And he started listing people On the Stephanie Miller show

That he worked with And he mentioned the board operator And gave a completely different name Oh, so he has no idea He has no clue. He does now, though. There were other people who worked the board for Stephanie Miller, and this is like the behind the paywall show.

There was a morning show, so maybe it was someone different. I'll give him the benefit of that on that. But I'm not surprised that John wouldn't know this guy next to him would not have to do amazing things. He has no idea. And it's why John is where he is. We can skip over to,

I love Stephanie's segue here on number nine. Yeah, this is great. And he goes, you got to go down. Scarborough Fair and Revere tonight. I want you to see Arrowsmith. I'm representing them, and I think you should go see them. Okay, Arrowsmith. So I go down there with my drunken bass player myself. I imbibed it. Well, I was just going to say, let's go to the funny part. Your father was an abusive alcoholic. He tried to kill you 15 times. Wow. How do you find this? This is so great.

How do you find this? No, it's true, but I don't want to know. Where is that? You were an addict until your early 20s, and then you can't even sober for 30 years. All right. Is Stephanie Miller terrible at this? Is she the worst? This guy's telling this anecdote. And she's like, oh, yeah. So what are you doing what are you're dancing alcoholic, right?

Abused you? Uh, yeah. Wee, we, we, whee, whee, whee, what the fuck was that? I feel like somebody's telling her, you got to, you got to be raunchy. And she just doesn't know what that word means. So she keeps trying this stuff. That's not her. She does want to be whatever she thinks Howard Stern is.

But she has no clue. This gets really interesting and dark in the next one where Billy starts to explain why he's good at mimicking voices. It's amazing. But did you do that as a kid? Did you study people? Like, oh, look at the way they talk. Because I was hypervigilant, and I took beating so much that my senses got hyperdeveloped. Like, I could tell you what kind of a night I was going to have from the key in the door.

Oh, geez. I could tell. Is it dead? Yikes. A or? dead be this monster that's going to come in and menace me and torture me and uh so that hypervigilance you were able to listen you i could hear the sound of the way the car closed up the street you know looking for clues are you going to hurt me or was whatever i just

heard going to come and hurt me and so it got applied to all of those things you know well i feel like baba walter's like we're both about to cry right now because that's it's actually really really pointient. I mean, it's... No, no. Because I know when John stays here, I feel like that old AA commercial with a, the wife is like, oh, don't take the car, you're killing yourself. Somehow, he's home. Somehow he managed to pull it off. I wasn't

that good, you know? I mean, you look like that, okay, booze or whatever else. I drink light beer is fairly alcohol. Oh, boy. Yeah. Well, you know, alcohol and alcoholism, they're related. Really? Hmm, interesting. Yes.

You know, you're probably, listen, boyo, your bottle is the mistress. Ah, right. Get to know him now. Meet the devil. I missed your impression of March Schott. Oh, Jesus. Stephanie. Holy shit.

This is going to be a little too interesting because you're calling out Jeff for his alcoholism, something you had to deal with growing up and you dealt with yourself. What about March, Seth? You did a funny thing with that, right? Remember she was the racist reds owner? You want to get into that for a second? How long do you work on your auditions?

I love the judge. He goes, I'm not an alcoholic because I drink life. beer you know that's always his first go-to and then he goes i have a very high tolerance said the guy who's not an alcoholic yeah that's not helping your cause at all no it's the wrong thing to say if you're trying to profess that you don't drink too much how about the way billy looked at you it just went like alcohol like he knew what your problem was he could tell from looking at you and you're like i'm hiding it well no one can even tell what's going on Scull! Why is that work?

It's the same look that Billy's giving him. It's the same look that Marin was giving him. It's just that you're not fooling anyone, buddy. I'm trying to tell you with my eyes, but you're too glossed over to even see. If you don't mind jump into a 14, John, he asks Billy to do his Jackie impression, but he has to preface it by doing a Jackie impression so bad that Billy forgets what he's even doing. Yeah. like Billy for the stern fans out there

do the you're Jackie the joke okay is there yeah there's one degree of stern separation okay wait that was that was Jackie what's the dog

on the Indian girl's head main coffee's ready ha ha ha ha ha ha hey yeah you all suck you know it was funny you wouldn't laugh at you thing.

Wow. I feel like I'm an acid right now. But that wasn't his real voice, though. John did like a Chewbacca thing. Yeah. Here, Jackie, you know, they're like, What? Billy's like,

is that what I, is that my Jackie? I don't know. I don't think that's one of this. It's like someone that you hear another song right before you're about to start one and you can't remember where you are or what's happening. That's the rip. What key is in him?

By the way, Billy's Jackie is by far the bust. Yeah. It really was great. All right. Do you want to play these Gilbert stories real quick? I think it's interesting. I do too. So, of course, as you guys know,

John knows Gilbert Godfried better than anyone. He's always got all the stories about him. And, you know, he talks about things like how Gilbert was cheap. And when the check came, you have to go to the bathroom. And he wouldn't get into a cab unless he knew someone else was paying for it. You know, all of these really important Gilbert stories. Well, it turns out, Billy West has a more important story about getting to know who Gilbert Godfrey actually is. Does this need a setup at all, Adam?

No, that, I mean, Howard has talked famously about visiting Gilbert on his deathbed, but we didn't get to hear this. Yeah. And then, of all things, he played the parrot on Aladdin. Yeah. And he got, and he was dying of peritonitis, and he was in the hospital on the east side. And he really, you know, when someone's gum is, like, curling up and it's lost its color, and he had that little rattle. And I didn't know he was that bad, so I went with Howard and Robin. Come on, we're going to see Gilbert, you know.

So I buy an issue of black hair magazine. You know that magazine? Black hair. Because I bought it for him because I thought he might want to read it. I'm nutty just like he is, but I bring it in and I see this guy half. dead. And you know what the only thing on his mind was? We were trying to console him and tell him, you're going to pull through. Don't worry about it. He said, I just don't want anybody to see me like this on page six. You know, he was thinking about the gossip column. Right. You know, to see

the great and powerful Gilbert. Wow. Yeah. That's a real story. It's a real thing about Gilbert that you don't hear very often. The very... Very meek, intimate, yet concerned. And I'm sure that John responds with, why don't really have a story like that with Gilbert? We weren't close like that and visit him in the hospital or anything, right? That's probably what John's going to say.

Oh, boy. Gilbert. No, he would come to the Tonight Show and he would steal as much free crap as he can. Like, he would go to each floor, get all the magazines, like all the candy and dump it into his suit. case. I remember once I did a gig with them, and we're on the plane in first class, and we're flying to L.A.

And, you know, how they, like, you know, so we ordered, like, pancakes. And, you know, the little bottle of syrup? I swear to get a little tiny bottle. So a little... Yeah, okay. Stuff in his pockets with them. So we use his half the bottle. And then, you know, the plane lands, and I look down at the chair, and there's

half of the bottle would still, you know, half syrup. So I look at it, I get my bag out of the thing. I look down. It's gone. I go, Gilbert, did you take that half tiny bottle of syrup? And he goes, you caught me. Wow.

Good stuff, John. I mean, after that story with Gilbert, the fact that he's just like wait to see here this one about the half-used syrup bottle. This is who he is. Oh, you're talking about Sam. Let me tell you the most awful about how he was an addict and how he pushed drugs on other people and couldn't control and so just awful

mystic gig lied to people like just oh you're talking about Gilbert let me tell you the same shitty stories it's not that they're so bad he tells a story in the worst way he's like you know the punch line the punchline's going to be this thing of syrup you got that okay now let me go back to the beginning

and take you all the way back there since you know it's fucking coming but it's always about how he's the hero in every story the voice of reason there's always yeah he's always like this person's out of control but I have my shit together. Gilbert, what are you doing?

Yeah, right. Like, that's always the stories that he tells. Whereas, you know, Billy West stories. I was like, I bought him this ridiculous magazine. I don't know why I did. I'm an idiot. You know, it's like, yeah, yeah. It's a little bit more real and something you can relate to.

I thought this would be funny. Then I showed up and he was in this different state. Yeah. Like, he didn't want to read about black hair magazine. It's pretty funny. It's kind of funny. All right. Annie, I saw you just run and run back.

Hopefully you're prepared now. what's going on. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. I've been stalling as long as I can. Thanks, you did a great job, Adam. I know it can always trust you.

Yeah, it was one of the good ones. Jews I'm talking about. Am I right, Annie? No comment. We did a podcast on Saturday like we always do. Maybe another one coming up this Saturday, like we always do. And for some reason, I didn't play to Pocadabler. I spaced on it.

And now I'm going through withdrawals Because I need to poke a fucking dabbler And I hope you guys are ready To poke a dabbler with me Let's go take away Cardiff It's time for everyone's favorite new game show To poke A dabbler

What is a Carl And your girlfriend, Madam Bush That's my move Good one, Cardiff. Are you ready? Yeah.

A table? Important. Chain smoker. Nothing says poor like a bowl of soup and Walmart H-2O. See, there was a difference between poor and frugal. Poor would mean you don't have the money to buy something other than Walmart H2O.

But a ball of soup, I don't know about you, but I love me my soup. It's a good, healthy lunch. There's not any, not a lot of carbs, not a lot of bread or pasta. Bees are good for you left I checked and ham brings you that protein. That much-needed protein, and you get your veggies. So if you ask me, soup might be high in sodium, but it's not a bad thing to eat. At least there's a ham.

Level it out. Vitamin H. If you're watching your weight and you're pumping, like the massive man that I am. What did John say next? Here are your choices. I bet it was stupid. Number one.

Massive brain, massive arms, and you know what else. B, the proof is in the soup. Next, this is the body that's soup built. Four, but enough about what's below my belt. And lastly, look at these. guns to poke. Yes. Don't show Anthony's guns again, please.

Learned your lessons from that. All right. Again, brilliant choices. All of this could be possible. I'm going to go with lastly, look at these guns, because whenever John's talking about how Buffy is, he always has to show off his biceps. That's my take, Adam.

What do you think? I'm going to second that and go with lastly, look at these guns. All right. What do you think, Annie? I hope it's number one, so I'm going with number one. Love it. Wow. I also went one.

All right. Two ones, two fives. Let's go. So if you ask me, soup might be high in sodium, but it's not a bad thing to eat if you're watching your weight and you're pumping like the massive man that I am. But enough about what's below. my belt Jesus Christ I knew he was one of the

Cardiff fucking God is Cardiff and then he had a stroke yeah but I digress that's all for this time wow come back next time to find it of you are man enough

to poke a dabbler we're not it's in my nature Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Excellent job, Doe, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Excellent job, Card. If great game, sorry we missed you on Saturday. That was my mess up. By the way, speaking of things that we're missing, you might notice that is it gay and Megan are not here. She's in Vegas right now. Living it up. She's celebrating her anniversary.

So she's in Vegas. She did create a game. and then decided to hang out in Vegas longer. So we'll be back next week with Is It Gay? The game that people are tuning in for. Oh, we just lost our viewers. Oh, shit. I shouldn't have mentioned there is no, is it gay this week?

That one's on me. But we have some voicemails to listen to. Andy, do you have any new reviews that you want to read for us? I have two newer reviews. I wouldn't call them brand new. All right. The first one. Hey, well, one of them, I don't get the reference because it's older.

So, like, you know, anyway, the first one comes in from Obie's wife's boyfriend, not BAM. Dear Jenny, could you please ask your husband to stop soliciting illicit photos from his fans? Thanks. P.S., nice rack. All right. I'm going to say it's a five-star review. That's a fiver. Very good.

Appreciate that. The other one comes in from Willamina Cat, F you all. some of us like to craft Carl and yes Lucy I would love a tiny iron okay that sounds like a five-star review yes that is also

five stars excellent well thank you Annie and thank you for everyone who's reviewing the show supporting us of course commenting on Spotify on each episode is a thing you can do now and that gets right on the show all of these things help the algorithm help us out and if you want to help Annie out

you should go check out her website yeah you can find me at insanity.com. That's I-N-N-N-E-I-T-Y-Y dot com. I just put out a new episode of my podcast, What's This Game? And I'm also starting a Wednesday wrap-up of what I've been up to called The Warp Zone. Check out.

The first episode came out today. Excellent. And what was the game on What is this game? It's a once human. It's like a weird Eldritch Apocalypse game where you collect resources and build bases and fight weird enemies that have tentacles. Sounds fun. Lucy's here, says boo, tiny iron.

Yeah, she's not like that iron. I can't get away from, you know, we try to tease someone on the show, and they're watching and they're talking about it. It's impossible to get away with anything around here. This is an interesting thing that came in on the voicemail line. Hey, Carl, just want to give you a heads up. Tuesdays with Stories, the latest bonus episode, about 20 minutes in

the isotopes get a mention I couldn't believe it myself Check it out Is that true Joe List and Mark Norman Tuesday with stories Talking about the isotopes Someone sent me the link to that

Or send me the clip Play the clip If that's true Um Oh Cal photographer Well now he's cheat a photographer As you all know

Is uh Well we've been having this debate for a while what do you know it's a cheetah photographer and uh dude's going through Instagram

and come across a headline the Oregon Renaissance fair was hit with six OSHA safety violations at this summer festival so now we're back in the gray area

they called it a fair and the festival fuck I don't know what to do with this information or fuck well I guess they were starting to debate all over again now I thought we were We had it finally figured out. I thought we put it to rest. God damn it.

Lasted longer than Gary. Too soon. Too soon. Oh, I forgot that today's voicemails are the rock and roll a voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix. Rock and roll. Thanks for reminding me on that.

Oh, I called it in the voicemail number. Hello. My name is Carl Hamburger. I had a live show Detroit that everyone enjoyed I will never mention it again I also did a live show Billeroma

everyone hated it let's talk about it for a month also I like kissing dudes why did I call it that time I get away from the dudes and then call Jesus Christ

It's been a while since you've called in It has been a while It's having a moment. This one's for Adam. Hey, Carl, it's me. So I'm listening to Episode 660, and Adam Bush just said he makes these, all he's doing is making these innocuous little comments to low cows during their shows, and all these weirdos are flipping out, which is true.

It started like that with, how was your weekend? But now he's asking Carmicax seeing anyone while he's in the middle of a psychotic, a post-breakup psychotic break. The only thing innocuous about that is if you ignore every ounce of context. The dude is a psychological sniper. I'd ask Adam to call me back if I weren't so afraid, but I am, so I won't. Bye. The point is, we all need to get together and have Carmic X unblock me.

I agree. Unblock Adam. It's unfair what he's done. Hashtag Unblock Adam. Thank you. Here's another one for Adam. Hi, this is Peter Zard. Carl, these calls from Adam are out of control. Did he tell you I was joking last week?

I'm not joking. Carl, he started calling me at work. He texted happy birthday to my brother. This is crazy. You've got to talk to Adam. Please tell him to stop calling me. Adam, are you still calling our fans? It was his brother's birthday.

Okay. So that's appropriate, but still, I think what he's saying is please stop. I think it's what he's telling you. If he meant that he would tell me to my face. I think. He would stop blocking my number if he actually wanted to tell me that. I'm going to double down. All right, fair enough.

This one's for Megan, but Megan's not here, but it'll get back to her. Hey, Carl, it's a cheetah photographer. Yeah, Megan, go ahead and get a call. Set something up. All right. I'll make sure she gets your number. Cheetah photographer. We'll get that, figure it out.

That'd be a nice treat for the patron. Dan Levittard. More like, more like Dan the Libthard. I wouldn't want to be Dan Levitard right now. Pretty sick bird, dude. Good job. Yeah, we covered the Dan Levitard show, most recent episode. It's not great.

That was wild. It was like six guys doing nothing. Doing nothing. I was screw about throwing knives. And finally, it's just like, I can we just talk about sports or something, please? Apparently, I'm not. Hey, they also talked about throwing axes. That's true.

For a minute, for a minute. Something that people have actually done and could probably give you some info on. Apparently I can't pronounce words real good. Hey, Carl, Ronnie, in Syracuse. Love you, love the show. Listening to the most recent episodes of Van Levitt's hard for discussion about peanuts.

And it reinforced your pronunciation issues with the word donut and peanut because apparently you think it's donut and peanut. The speech therapist hasn't fallen in in a while, but somebody needs to get a hold of that guy and you need some remedial training donut, peanuts, don't call me back.

You're saying there's a you in those words. Eh, you'll get it someday. I'll figure it out. I seem to have it written down in front of me, and then I'll figure it out that way. Hey there. This is Nate for the Vinyl Guide podcast,

and this is a message for WATP. Guys, got a little question for you here. The origin story of the term skull. Every time stuttering John takes a drink, he goes, skull. Just curious whether you guys know the origin story of that term. You see, I have a theory. I live in Australia, and there's a term whenever someone's drinking a beer here and someone says, skull, like S-K-U-L, you've got to skull the beer.

You've got to drink the whole thing. You skull the beer. So I'm wondering if I think a stuttering idiot was down in Australia for I'm a celebrity getting me out of here. I'm wondering if he picked it up there or if you guys know any of the details. I'm completely asinine detail of the whole dabblerverse, which I'm sucked into here. Anyway, love you guys. Hope you're well. And if there's such thing as Reincarnation, I hope I come back is Lucy Tide Box's bicycle seat.

Take care, everyone. Cheerio. That's definitely not how reincarnation works. definitely not but if I recall correctly he said something about him coming up with it and his friends at a bar or something like that

no he says skull because he's a Viking yeah it's a Danish it's a Danish thing John literally said he was a Viking the other day he was showing on his tattoo he's like well because I'm a Viking you're a Viking they do yell skull at the Minnesota Vikings games

that's like their big cheer when they score and stuff and another parallel between John and Aaron. Oh, yeah. And it's S-K-O-L-L with those two dots, I think. Skoll. Skoll. Scowl.

La. That's what Laurel's, let's how they got, James Headfield says it. Scol. So Paco calling in, and I appreciate this, because Paco's got some tips on tacos. And I would like it Pac-Taco, personally. Yeah, what's so, Kyle? This is Paco. So, you know, I just want to kind of say, you know, as far as, you know, the taco thing, I think it's over now.

But, yeah, I think corn is superior. But I just want to give a tip out there for making some bomb-ass ghetto-ass tacos. Basically, you just put it on the commodity, put some ground beef, raw ground beef on one side, and then fold it over, deep-fried, you've got some bomb-ass tacos. And you can put the rest leftovers in the plastic bag, throw them in the fridge. And you got some midnight snacks, man, because them cold tacos are good as far. talk to. All right, man.

You know what? I'm going to see you guys later. Shout out to Adam Bush. You know, speak it to the mic, please. Yeah, speaking to the fucking mic, Adam. I'm glad people are picking up on that. So, do you just say, put raw ground beef in a corn tortilla and then deep fry it? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I'm in. Okay. That sounds amazing. I think Paco would know. He sounds qualified. He does sound qualified. Hey, Carl. I'm not even going to mention on this call that everyone.

once you go to the creepoff.com and vote for you because that's going to be a waste of like 15 seconds of my notoriously long and rambling. Listen, people, what people should do is simply Google, go fund me space WATP, to get to your go fund me fundraiser, which was set up by the Prince Among Men, Dr. Steve, and then they should donate something. And I would encourage that Mr. Stuttering John does the same thing because I have a feeling I know how that would go. and I think that would just be the perfect illustration of where public opinion lies, who's got the bigger audience, and really, you know, who the good guys are. And I know he's too narcissistic and stupid and drunken and small and smelly to accept any of that.

But it would just, I would really get a kick out of that anyway. There's an easier way, fight the dabler.com to help out Shulie and me in our legal fun. I think someone pointed out to me that John's mom is one of the names. names that scrolls on there. One of the donors, so... Is it Oso, or is it just John's mom? No, it is O'SA. But very funny.

I appreciate her helping us out. Of course, Aaron is going to jail, as we all know. People are worried. Well, I'd like to tell you that Steele's Toe was able to resist the tossed salad man. But that stupid bitch, and his 15 days in jail ended up tossing more salad than a sous chef at a vegan restaurant. No, that's too bad. I was hoping it would work out.

well for the guy go figure that would be amazing we came out of uh jail as gay just just I just like you know what guys I've been living a lie I had the best time of jail it was amazing you know what is gay sex in jail no I do any comments I I wouldn't be shocked but I don't think Aaron can be honest about anything no No, he would not. Wouldn't it be amazing if he came out ripped in like four days? He talked about what he was going to be working out when he's in there. He's talking about what he's going to do the past the time.

I imagine read the Bible would be top of the list. He loves Jesus so much. But I thought you're going to say be topless. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Okay. Bye. Bye Boom Of playing his hit Volley Paulino Because he's so fat

Boom Okay Folks Guess what The episode's over This is it It's over Okay

Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Hey Goodbye Goodbye Okay, bye. I'm a thumb in the butt guy.

I'm an asshole. No shit. Fuck a duck. We didn't get it today.