Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep664 - Stuttering John on Opie with Jim, Aaron Imholte, Anthony Cumia

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

We start things off in Austin, TX where Brendan Schaub has been let down by his son’s performance on the baseball diamond. Remember when I said it’s not smart for Bapa to rely on his nine year-old’s athletic achievements to justify moving the entire family to Texas? Fly on the Wall had Charlie Sheen on and Emilio Estevez was kind of on the show, too. Chad Zumock received a compliment from Adam Busch and didn’t know how to process it. Steel Toe is going to serve jail time and his cope is that it’s actually going to be a great time and he probably won’t want to leave his new friends. Stuttering John has three friends who are mad at him and poor Ava has to console him. Anthony Cumia can’t wait to show up to court for StutJo’s defamation suit. Opie just posted video of Stuttering John and Dave Attell guesting on Opie with Jim Norton. It turns out O&A breaking up wasn’t Opie’s fault at all. On Opie’s morning stream we learn that Opie’s daughter had a birthday party and a very special gift. Opie also has a hilarious bit about female hygiene products and Ron the Waiter is calling out Opie and reading private text messages. Megan joins us for a round of Is It Gay?, Annie is on for another edition of To Poke A Dabbler, we tease the next episode, read recent reviews and comments, and listen to your voicemails.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/IXOltWd_si0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You're going through a tough time, and I was like, I just moved to Austin, man. Yeah, I'm trying to find my way. I'm hardbroken about L.A. It's Papa. In Texas. I miss LA So, you know, the last time we talked about

Bapa, he was defending, I don't know if that's the right word, his buddy Theo Vaughn. Yeah, that's the right word. It's just like, hey, guys, he's doing too much, he's depressed, you know, he's, he's not good at specials, he freaks out when he's defending Theo and bullying us.

Yes. He could be dead any day now, guys. Yeah, he's talking about how he's going to die soon. And so it was interesting to hear Theo Vaughn go on his show and talk about it. I actually watched Blind Mike break it down. And Blind Mike did a brilliant job. He actually let the audio play for once. It's like, oh, cool.

I can actually hear what the guys talking about. It worked out really well. That was a weird passive aggressive swipe aggressive swipe at Mike. He's great. But, you know, it turns out like Theo, his explanation was a few things. But he's been really freaked out about how he's been characterized. in the deportations by ICE because he was used in this government propaganda video that got 30 million views or something.

And so he's been freaked out because all of a sudden he looks like he's on the side of deporting everybody. And there's a lot of people who are pretty passionate about that subject. So he had high-level officials in the government reaching out, like, do you need extra security? Do you want help with this? So Theo's been going through like a crazy thing in his life right now leading up to the special Which I don't know if that's a good excuse for not being prepared for your Netflix special or not

But he's like I'm definitely not on drugs I'm not depressed I'm not you know none of these things I'm going to be around for a very long time. It's fine He was funny too because he goes I mean we might be able to use it He did two shows he's like a lot of it worked out really well So they might be able to piece it together and turn into a special I know Mitch Hedberg had a special that went sideways on him for Comedy Central and the edit when you watch that Comedy Central is fine

and then because I have the DVD you see what actually happened you're like oh okay yeah there's a few things that I need to borrow that oh it's fascinating because Mitch tries out like a bunch of his new stuff at first and no one in the audience knows who he is or understands what's going on oh that's great and so no one's laughing he's just like

you guys got to start laughing at these jokes you guys got to start laughing at these jokes more please clap Yeah, it was this please clap moment. But anyway, it was very interesting. It's amazing to me that Brendan Schaub obviously did not pick up the phone and call his buddy Theo before making up excuses for the guy. Right.

Why wouldn't you have a conversation with him and try to figure it out? All right, let's get into what's going on with Brendan because I saw this on the fighter and the kid subreddit. And, you know, I find this fascinating. This is from the Shab show. and Brendan's, you know, he's a little bummed out, he's a little frustrated, and he's going to talk about why that is. Full weekend of baseball, full weekend baseball football, Tiger filled in on the AAA team, Tiger plays on the majors,

and then when they don't have a tournament, they ask if T-1s play with the AAA team, more reps the better. Teams will have ass this weekend. I can lie to you guys. Uh-oh. Half-ass. Uh-oh. I don't know.

Just low energy, man you know there's nothing you do kids right they're just kids yeah they're kids it happens it happens his buddies in town or was in town anthony luca in town from l.A so he's up late with them i put him to bed early because i told me you have early morning games and he was like cool i'm going to play grab ass with my friend at midnight and then you're tired in the second game you're tired in the second game the kids are pitching 50 which is slow for you and you don't knock it out the park and i get does anyone else have a problem with what he's doing on his show that goes out to everyone on the

internet? Yeah, I have a few. Because remember the story he told about bringing his kids to school for the first day? They moved to Austin, Texas, and he's, like, driving up in his big truck, and he's a big deal. He's like, I'll walk you to class, and both of his kids are like, no, I'm good.

It's bad enough that there's blinking lights that read Brendan Shab on the side of the car. Right. Could you imagine, wouldn't you want no one to know this is your father? Yes. Because they might go find the show where he's talking about how he disappointed. He's pointed out of asking how you suck.

Yes. How we're playing half-ass and I spent the night playing grab-ass with my buddy. Dad, shut the fuck up. It's the only thing this kid is good at. This kid's nine years old. And he's explaining this as like there's the majors and there's AAA. None of that. It's nine-year-olds playing baseball.

I've seen sal-bar-ass. I know how baseball works when you're that age. And let's just be clear. He's throwing his kid under the bus because he has no material for this show. Yeah. Well, this is, well, I mentioned setting this up, is that he has decided that all of his happiness depends on Tiger doing well at baseball. And so when Tiger lets him down, he's got nothing else. Yeah.

He's like, we moved to Austin so that you can play baseball, Tiger. He's like, really? I thought, I didn't have a decision. I didn't have any saying this. I liked L.A. where all my friends live. And his whole delivery, everything is with a big sigh. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, he had friends in. and then he didn't perform as well in the tournament. Yeah, he's nice. I told him he didn't listen. I told him he was going to fuck him up. You know, even the worst tiger mom doesn't have like a radio show with which to broadcast the disappointment. Good point.

You don't knock it out the park and I get frustrated. The kids, though. I'll tell you what's funny. And then I'll move on with the, it was a good weekend, even though I was very frustrated with my kiddos in the sports. Well, you don't tell him that. You just kind of swallow it and shut up. Whoa.

That's way worse. If you would have talked to your kid directly, I've been like, hey, this is where I think you can improve. That'd be way better than not saying anything and that just going on your show on Monday morning on YouTube. That's worth than both of those. That's worse than both of those. He's hoping they watch this so he doesn't have to.

Yes. Very passive aggressive. Or it gets back to them through their friends or something. I mean, you'd think it would have to, right? Hey, guess what your douchefagged father said about you? What now? What now? Right.

Better not try to grab my ass. All right. So here's another clip from the fighter and the kid. Subreddit that I always find fascinating. So, you know, Brennan's always got hot takes on things. And they're talking about that new controversial Netflix children's show, Dead End, Paranormal Park,

where the main characters, like a teen who comes out as trans in the second episode. And so Elon Musk and conservatives have come out and just been like, oh, we're indoctrinating children with this. There should be parental warning. warnings or it shouldn't be on the platform or whatever they're saying. I don't follow this all that closely.

But what I like is that when the fighter and the kid get together, you got two guys who are just riffing and they're just coming up with jokes about it. And it doesn't matter if it's the same joke over and over again. That's not going to slow them down. They're going to keep this thing going. You know what Netflix owes to the parents? There should be a warning. Hey, super gay shit episode three with the Stegasaur.

wouldn't that be fair hey super gay it just pops up yo some gay shit on episode six might want to skip it just you you up there hey guys

hey guys before we get in this episode I know you're here for the T-Rex and the tight no homophobia here at all but listen it's all good there's some gay shit but this you know Jerry the main character

who's 13 is gonna suck off Dave two minutes in they're gonna start talking Sega stores they're gonna start talking about tails he says let me see your tail and he sucks the other kid off I don't think there's any of that episode I don't think there's any of that there was just oh what if I just pop up on the screen yo parents

you just said it oh no this sounds you do it well it goes I can't believe this comedy career didn't take off the way he's able to tag these jokes with the same joke it's very impressive the way he started this was like hey what if like there was a warning to parents that the gay shit's about to happen and now we're like a minute into this back and forth like I got to idea? What if I pop up? And I'm like, hey, parents, gay shit's about to happen. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's acting like new people are coming into the room that he has to catch up on what's happening. If you're just joining us, I'm in the middle of tagging my own

joke. Parents, you know what would it? Hey, yo, no, this sounds as you do it. While it goes, I pop out of nowhere. Just the screen stops. They go, yo, parents, you're probably not even paying attention. Right now, Netflix sent me here to give you a heads up. Day's about to suck off Steve in episode 6 fast forward to fucking minute 3333. It's always going to be specific with your jokes. Yeah. You know?

333's a weird timestamp, but sure. And repetitive. That is, yes. Even the timestamp's repetitive. And they put this out themselves as like a bonus clip. Nobody did clip this to embarrass them. This is a Kibib time,

time put this out for them. Oh, actually, no, because you're right, because it's vertical format. It would appear that they put this out on social media, right? That sounds like a great new way to get more views. All right, so we watched Shob on the Shab show, throwing his kid under the bus. We've watched Shob with Brian Kallin riffing on the Netflix controversy. Let's go over to the Golden Hour, the other show that Brendan Shob does with his buddy, Krista Leah, and that nothing, Eric Griffin.

And Christa Leah brings up his favorite director, and Shob has a strong. opinion on this and I thought that you two specifically would enjoy Shab's dumb and arrogant position on Krista Leah's favorite director David Lynch is my favorite director so I don't know what those movies mean at all so this is David Lynch level I mean by mistake though what's your favorite David Lynch movie Mahal and Drive or uh probably Mahal and Drive yeah I think so I just saw They're all good though

They're all weird and good Yeah they're weird He's a weird guy I like him No Hey man Hey this this guy's movie Suck

Nah you're crazy That was refreshing You know that David Lynch guy We all know He sucks It's really good I can see Brendan being confused By the David Lynch

Oh yeah Well let's see where this goes Because there's some twists and turn in here crazy oh really yeah which ones do well no well malholland drive won I didn't win like best picture or something the elephant man was a 25 years ago what else you got I love adam's facial expression was like which ones do well as if you know everything has to be box office or else it sucks that's how art works sure he's just he he's someone who's specifically famous for not living or dying by box office return so to no shit on

And for that is like the weakest thing you could do. He doesn't give a shit. The elephant man was a... Oh, 25 years ago. What else you got? Well, he's dead, Brendan. Is he? Is he?

Hey, hey, it's well documented. It's well documented, yes. So first time, Kristillian, it's been funny. Oh, it was 25 years ago. He's done since then. Died. That's what he's done since that. And the elephant.

It came out in like 1980. Yeah. So it's way more than that. The 25 years. Just a nip. You got quick with the math. Yeah, good point. That's his name.

Unbelievable, bro. You're, you're crem della crem. Cremdele Crem de la Crem today. That was, it says years active. David Lynch. Oh, dude, you know what it is? I thought you said, I thought, I'm thinking of.

David Fincher. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, then all was forgiven. You're not. idiot at all. Even though they mentioned multiple movies. And he's like, yeah, but that sucks and who cares?

And he's like, oh, I thought you been another guy who does suck. I was thinking of the other man where you know, it's Fincher. Yeah. Right. Right. I know. It's so stupid. You know what it is? I thought you said, I thought, I'm thinking of David Fincher. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He's great too. Who creates slappers. Yeah, he's great too. You brought up this random guy. Random guy. He's a literal legend. Like, was a living legend, too, up until he died. So this guy is so stupid.

This is why we love Brendan Job. Yeah. Because he realizes that he's talking about somebody he knows nothing about. And these guys are just laughing at his face. He's like, oh, I thought you were talking about something else. And he gets that wrong. Delea's likable here. No, I know.

This is how bad Brendan Job is. He makes Chris Delia likable. Yeah. When is Fincher's next slapper coming out? He makes slapper. What is he talking about? You know what? You just don't talk like the kids do, Adam.

You don't get it. So anyway, I just wanted to quickly check in on our buddy, Brendan Schaam. Now it's time for our... Gringe of the week. Grinch of the week. This one actually comes in from MLP, who's standing with us on WTP this past weekend. MLP is a guy who is always giving me a heads up

on what's going on with the Howard Stern show, which I appreciate. But he also watches Fly on the Wall. Fly on the wall. Of course, Dana Carve. We've covered on the show before. David Spade. Dana Carvey. I think David Spade's great.

I think Dana Carvey's lost his everything. Whatever he had, it's going to say fast bottom. Giving him too much credit right there, church lady. But anyway, they had Charlie Sheen on, you know, Charlie She's been making the rounds lately. And Charlie Sheen is a guest, and this is just incredible. You got to let this play out. We're good. Awesome.

Thank you, bro. Thank you. Charlie, this is a great place if you're a termite. That's a million west of it is right there. What about is that? Can he hang out for a second? say hi because that was my first thing i wanted to they're asking for you dude amelio you won't remember me you mind what this was one of my things because i wanted to not bore the shit

out of you you're in my research i'm not making this up i was like because i was like holy shit i saw the doc i saw you guys doing all little super eights and all that and then you're fucking you do you got there's red dawn but you do platoon ferris bueller wall street major league Your brother does The Outsiders, Repo Man, which is a personal favorite. Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, and then you connect with young guns. So what the fuck? That has never happened in history. You both were like children, little tiny kids becoming movie stars like that.

Anyway, that's why Amelia, I wanted to. Amelia, we just want to tell you, you're a fucking stud. Yeah, I mean, you guys are like, he can't hear you. I'm from the... Oh, my God. We gave him 100 compliments. Is that amazing? Because it's just going on and out of an odd data car.

We just can't fucking stop himself from just going on. And, you know, it's polite. Like, see his lips moving, so... Well, Charlie's being the polite one. Yep. Because he's like, well, if he would stop talking for a second, I would tell you. Right. They gave you 100 compliments.

And it was all love. And it was about the breadth of our combined film. in that in that time frame and he said then we did all that we're giant movie stars as children yeah so we were all we were all the same we were you guys talking we were all the same I was a waiter until I was 24 would you tell him that it's like okay what are we going to do we're going to interview this guy through his brother is that the idea here anyway that was thank you have LP for spotting that he was telling me about that the other day we were hanging out and then he sent to me to the link which is very helpful did you see that documentary i've not it's interesting

but it's produced by charlie sheen though right it is and i think charlie thinks he comes off well and some people might but if you watch you're going to see he comes off pretty monstrous like he's unable to take responsibility for anything he throws everyone under the bus and he really thinks that like coming out is having gay sex like somehow will distract from all of this other stuff that he won't admit it's very interesting okay i'll take your word on it because i wasn't interested because i knew that charlie was promoting it behind it like i watched the jeky martling documentary that he was promoting i'm like okay why why did i waste my time with this guys when the person's behind it it's not going to be critical it's not going to be great i feel like they outsmarted him

in some moments well it's interesting because the big knock on charlie sheen in my role being the huge corey feldman fan that i am i'm a felon as you know of course so i watched corey feldman's big expose on hollywood and the big reveal was that charlie sheen um essayed corey hame and uh got away with it yeah and no one will talk about it and then charlie sheen goes i'm gay and have gay sex and i went wait a second that's probably not the best thing to do right now it's not a good way to position yourself the crisco kid yeah Wait, was it the Crisco Kid? I think that's what they called him, yeah.

Oh, that's what they called him. Yeah. Right. Okay. I was like, is there a movie called the Criscoll Kid? Sorry, Charlie. Volume 8. Not a good one, yeah.

They're not directly involved in that one. I'm porn tube. Fuck. I'm an idiot. Speaking of idiots. So I don't watch a lot of Chad Zubach, but I absolutely love Chad Boozbock. If you ever watch Chad Boozmock's channel, he has a YouTube channel. and he puts together these wet-brain chronicles right now it's called wet-brained follies

and he just he does such a brilliant job of showing what chad's show is and calling him out for his lies and and splicing in clips where he contradicts himself and all the things you want to see when you're watching a guy who's clipping a show so i'm watching the most recent wet-brain follies October 1st and 3rd and 43 minutes in he calls out you Adam and I thought this was hilarious Adam Bush actually sent me a nice DM

complimenting me he watches he's lying he's watching right now Adam aren't you you told me you watch but it's off so I'll ask before we get to the rest of this do you know what he's referencing here I do I do

there was some opinion he had a couple weeks ago and I told him I appreciated it okay all right this is watching this though so I wasn't watching this no I don't know what this is all right this is funny check this out Adam aren't you no you told me you watch but it's off brand if you come on screen in my chat room I can't go in there we're territorial oh we got to like it's tribalism we got to like the same things or er I'm in schmool buckman's chat I'm just I'm just gonna say Maybe Spielbuckman is not the best example, but I was just going to say, you can't possibly say that Adam would be afraid to be in the chat of any of these shows or channels. I have very little standards that made this very clear.

This is insane. Like, I've rarely watched a show that Adam isn't in the chat on. Right? It's true. I feel like Adam is like slash. There's like multiple Adam bushes. He's everywhere. He's everywhere all the time.

I'm Bozo the clown. Right. So I just thought that was the dumb. as take possible by Chase. Like, I know you're watching right now. You're just afraid to show your head. Well, that's the problem with him being stuck in that combative personality is when he gets a compliment.

He doesn't know what to do with it. Kevin Brennan suffers from the same thing. That's why he had the same response to me about there's no elevators in Los Angeles because they're just searching for some reason to hate you. And if you're nice, it frustrates them. Yeah. All right. Do you guys want to see what's going on with Steeltoe?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And whatever's going on with his latest. jail news please please please guys stream labs PayPal super chats rumble rants Venmo maybe you know what maybe we don't deserve it I want to start with a Monday show and on Monday show our buddy Johnny Crutches is talking about having sleep apnea and it's hard for him to get a good night's sleep because of it. You know, he's got a lot of medical issues, Johnny Crutches does. And Aaron brings something up that's interesting, especially considering what we're about to watch in this package of Aaron talking about what will be going on when he spends his eight days sentence to county jail.

The middle of the night, do you have apnea? Her disease, stroke, diabetes. I mean, I wake up once in the middle of the night every night, but that's because I'm going to jail for eight days and I'm a little nervous about it. Adam, I know that you've been researching this a little bit. I bet you didn't see that clip, right? No, I did not. Yeah, it's amazing because Aaron's cope is real. If there's a guy who copes on his show, it is Aaron Imholt.

And every now and again, we hear the truth where, like, I don't sleep all at night. I'm nervous about the goal. I'm stressed out about this or that. And listen, if I'm Aaron, I'd feel the same way. I don't want to spend a minute in County. Joe. One alone eight days? Sounds awful.

I would also be very nervous about it. I wouldn't be sleeping great if that were the case for me. This is so much more believable than him saying last week that he's so happy this is all behind him and he feels like a weight's been lifted off his shoulders. I mean, he was able to, through some type of gymnastics, figure out a way to twirl into a victory with this jail says, I thought it was going to be 45 days. I only got eight. What the fuck?

That's nothing. I live another 40 years. What's eight days out of 40 years? Yeah, so this is more realistic. I'm not. Actually, I've learned a lot about jail. Yeah. And I'm really worried that, and I don't know how I'm going to serve it yet,

but like I'm really worried no matter how I serve it, that actually by the time I'm done, I'm going to be like, oh, man, I'm going to miss my friends. That's Cope. We saw reality, and then we saw Cope immediately afterwards. Like, yeah, I don't sleep ball either. I got this jail thing going on. Actually, no, what's really happening?

I can't wait for jail. Right, but he doesn't have a whole lot of friends. But he's going to make friends in jail. Aaron Copeland. If he was doing the eight days straight, I know for a fact he would love it and he would be rejuvenated by it the same way he was when he had one off day

from his show and he got to go to court. When he doesn't have to think about this show and beg and feel that pressure and he can just have his day structured for him, he's going to love it. And he would actually miss that when he got out. but the way he's doing it is just dragging it on and making that impossible. Yeah, we'll get into that in just a moment.

But, yeah, he treats every day he's not doing his show as if he spent the day at Disney. Yeah, you're right. It's crazy. Like, literally what Adam just said, when he went to court, he was like, oh, I was fantastic. I had to think about the goal or anything. If I didn't do WATP, I better do something more fun than that. Oh, yeah. And you do.

Well, the comes are at 4 to 1. I'm watching. We're doing well so far. Dude, like, this is keeping airways open. The problem is my airways aren't obstructing. Yes, they are. You can't breathe. If there's a...

Poor Johnny wanted to actually make the conversation about him for a minute. Nope. All right. So, let's fast forward. This is Aaron. He's talking about his plans for jail. I believe this is the next day, Tuesday of this week. That was Monday.

I think we're going to do a couple clips from Tuesday and then a couple from this morning on Wednesday. And says, you guys are at each other's throats. while Aaron is as smug and gay as ever. Priorities. Yeah, I've pissed off a lot of people apparently in the last week because I'm not falling apart and crying. Look, guys, it's, I am worried about some shit over these eight days, however they have to get served. I'm worried I'm going to drink too much Dr. Pepper. I kind of feel like I'm going to force Gump it a little bit. I'm worried that I'm going to have a full intention of, like, doing sit-ups and, you know, planks and push-ups and all this stuff, I'm probably not.

Really? You don't think you're going to, like, what else are you going to do? I really want, well, here's the deal. They give you tablets. And if you have money on the tablets, you can text, you can call, you can play games, you can watch movies. Are you on a freak, what are you in? A.A. Jesus Christ. Good improv, Joddy. That sounds like AA. Just when I start feeling bad for Johnny. They play games in AA. Is that what's going on there?

I wish. Yeah, right? Sounds kind of fun, actually. I've never been to jail, but I didn't think it was that fun. I've been drinking so much. I miss my wordal two days in a row. Wow, you haven't drinking a lot. It happens.

As long as you have money on your little canteen account, you can send text messages, phone calls. I mean, they're recorded and checked and documented. and shit, obviously. You can't send nude Sijito of Kayla. You don't know, you can do other things on your phone that are fun. I guess. If there's other things to do, I don't know.

I mean, this is the definition of coping right here. This is incredible. Aaron's going, dude, I was thinking about, like, working out in jail because that's what you do. You get fucking jacked when you go to jail for eight days. But instead, I found out that I can just, like, throw 20 bucks out an iPad and watch videos and stuff. Oh, iPad. You mean like AA? Right, yeah, just like AAA meeting.

But like you can watch movies, you can play games. In the day room, you can watch football and shit. I mean, it's going to be like being in your house, Aaron. I don't even know what the difference is. You have a brochure that spells all this out. This is going to be fantastic. By the way, sign me up. I never get to watch football on Saturday.

I'm always here working. That sounds awesome. Like Saturday will watch some college football. Oh, fuck. Oh, boo, I paid a lot of money for this Papadidia. Like, Jesus Christ, man, no. You get tablets?

It's not, is this even a punishment? SP was like, because she's kind of nervous and everything, and it's fine, I understand, you know. Oh, his girlfriend's nervous, not Aaron. Aaron, who actually has to do the time, he can't wait. It's going to be a blast. Him and his new friends watching football playing Candy Crush. It's going to be amazing.

It's girlfriend's nervous about it. though. And he's like, hey, slampies. It's me. Obviously, I'm going to fucking crush it. Don't worry about it. Listen how arrogant he gets here. People are allowed to be nervous. She's like, I'm going to miss you so much. You know, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, yeah, me too, obviously.

I'm going to miss me a lot. But like, but like, she's like, you're going to get to the point because, like, we were learning some stuff about things. And she was in... He says a really dumb shit sometimes, doesn't he? We were learning some stuff about things.

Didn't know that. Go on. What kind of things? Yeah, wow. You still do that at the age of 38, oh, wow. And she was like, Jesus Christ, it's going to be time for you. You get out of there and you're going to be like, oh, man, I'm going to miss my friends. What was that laugh? Let's watch that again. Stuff about things. And she was, and she was like, Jesus Christ, it's going to be time for you. you get out of there and you're going to be like oh man i'm going to miss my friends she's saying that like she's talking about her like preschool son that doesn't want to go to school and is like you're going to miss your friends when you come back and she also knows he doesn't have any friends so he probably will well we were talking about it yesterday how

like if you're really funny people really like you and i'm like we're like we're gonna have i'm gonna have like gangsters knocking on my door when i get out going yo my boy says Is you all right? I just want you to know anybody gives you any shit. I got you back. It's like, I don't need this. Wow. Aaron is so funny that he's going to have both the bloods and the crypts fighting over him.

No, no, no, join our gang. No, no, no, join our gang. Come on, Aaron. We need the court jester over here. Help us out. This man, the level of delusion is off the charts. And this is why the only co-host he can have is Johnny Crutches. Anyone else would be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

A, you're not funny. B, you're going county jail at the weekends, you idiots. His life is going to be waiting on a long line to use the phone and then spend all of his canteen money on having Slamp Peace read to him whatever's going on on Kiwi farms that he's been missing. Oh, you're right. Yeah, what if that's one of the websites that's blocked. That's torture.

It's definitely blocked. That's torture right there. I don't, like, it's going to be sold. goodman like you friend of the cartels i don't i don't need to be yeah it's going to be like the television show you like erin yep that's what that's what's gonna be friend of the car that that's not necessary i i appreciate don't get me wrong all of a sudden one day out of the blue two people in suits are going to show up with a dead body in the back and you're going to be like hey look at that front fucking sign does it say oh oh pulp fiction reference paul fiction reference thanks johnny good stuff

Aaron is going to fed post in prison. He does use the N-word as much as Quentin Tarantino does at that movie. But other than that, I don't see any resemblance. Yeah, Coltrane says the only nice thing about doing eight in a row is you only miss out on the kids for two weekend. Well, one weekend. If they go, you have to do a straight-through schedule instead of a weekend schedule. I'm going to go, I'm going to do like a Wednesday to Thursday thing. I bet they'll just tell you.

I love it. He's just like, so here's how I'm going to schedule my jail time. I'll probably, I don't know, I'll hop in there like Wednesday around noon I'm thinking. Like, oh, actually they make the schedule for me. Never mind. I guess I don't get to determine that's at all. There you go. Check in on a Thursday.

Check in. Or check out on on Wednesday. Solomon Grundy go in on a Wednesday. Come out on a Thursday, as it were. Versus doing just four weekends. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's a choice

Thank God it's not up to you You don't really have a say You can request But they're going to decide for you So you can act like Like you're book in a hotel room But how come you're not mentioning Missing your family

Or your kids or anything they have His kids for one weekend But he's trying to make it So he's in there every weekend Which is what we're going to find out In this next clip What So isn't that way worse

If you're like If I did eight days in a row I'd only miss them one weekend But what I really want to do It was four weekends in a row Did he tell us he spent his time with them, like, coming up with excuses to go back home, to pretend they lost stuff? That's right, yeah. Draws him off with the cabin with the grandma and grandpa?

And he's like, I got to fucking go. I want to go jerk off of my showers. So do you think the kids know where he's going to be? They have to. You would think? Yeah, I would think so. Okay. But like we just pointed out, he seems deceptive with the kids.

Well, he brought it up. So someone asked him about that. He's like, I'm not going to talk about it. But he goes, we've talked about it, you know, Ashley and the kids. he's like, I'm actually going to be able to teach them real lessons as a father because I've actually lived it and I've made these mistakes. It's like, how to make a shiv. Do you think he told his kids that he sent inappropriate texts about women and he is now

suffering for it? Because that would actually be a lesson if he actually showed them that. That's what I mean. Yeah. I promise you he's telling them that he's doing like a church outreach thing where he's going to convert people to Jesus overnight or something. All right. I know nothing about this.

This is pure speculation. Something I don't normally do on the show, but it is fun. Fuck you. So my guess is because the kids all know the Ricadas. And Aaron has said this. He even showed the judge the text message where he blames all of this on Nick Ricada. This is all because Nick wanted revenge. So he's telling the kids, remember that bad man Nick that we used to hang out with, the Ricketas and you'd come over?

Yeah. He got me in trouble and put me in june. jail, even though he's the baddie. You mean other daddy? No, no, no, no, the other other daddy. Okay. Even though he's the bad guy in all of this, for some reason your dad's going to jail, and that's because the justice system doesn't work.

Which is why I'm taking the else sets. Yes, which is how you're going to be a defense attorney. The biggest heroes on the planet. All right. This is nuts. Yep. All right, let's see what else he's talking about with Jadhi over here. And then, I don't know.

Can you take some classes while you're in there? side like I don't get a like a woodworking class or something like that I think that's more of a prison thing I'm going to I'm going to county jail okay I don't know that might be yeah I could learn how to make bird back so I guess they'll give you a tablet

and a wordle I'm gonna play some they're like emholt your time's up you're processed I'm not done with my game give me a second they have to evict me I have to be evicted from

jail um i'll bring it up again this is pure cope yeah we heard the truth he's not sleeping well he's dreading this experience as anybody would and now he's pretending like i'm gonna have so much fun in jail they're gonna have to kick me out of that place i'm actually surprised that he admitted to being nervous at all i he fucked up and he knew it because then he changed his mind immediately yeah and now he's doing the oh my gosh it's gonna be such a fucking blast i might volunteer to do a few more days in there. I'm nervous about missing it. Right. Yes. I know it's irrelevant now and nobody is watching, but it's just amazing how everything he does on the show is exactly what the judge would not want to see or hear. Right. All of this is like, don't worry, I've learned nothing. This will not

change me in any way. Well, and yeah, we're going to find out how he feels about the probation that he's on there. But first, I know you pulled this clip, Adam, and I was going to, I had this ready to go anyway. Great. So, Aaron, what he's put in a request for is to serve, like, Friday afternoon to Sunday afternoon. So it would be, and he originally said, because I saw early on after his jail sentence, he's like, well, they gave me a whole day for an hour. So I could probably just do like Friday to Sunday, and that's three days. You know, that's the three day weekend. He's learned since then that, no, no, no, 48 hours is two days.

So you will not be getting three days for that. But he's decided this will work out great for the show because you're, you know, he has Rumble Fridays where you pay him money to watch videos and so now he's got a new angle on that that he's very much looking forward to. Well, if I do weekends, we're not going to have to worry about it. We're just Rumble Fridays

are going to, I'm going to switch for four weekends. I'm going to switch Rumble Fridays to canteen Fridays. Oh, nice. And then we'll just, and then call it that. Yeah. Toad climbs mountains with a dollar says I would do all eight together with four weekends. You have to go back in each time and you will

dread it more and more each time. Maybe but my thought process was kind of like each time I'm going to be like one less to do. I know. It's just like, God, it's just coping all the time. So, canteen Fridays. Yeah. So he's making a mockery of this now.

Okay. I think a great way to tell how somebody is doing outside of all this noise is just like, look back a year or have them get to see a year into their future. And if Aaron were to see himself casually and jokingly, switching Rumble Fridays to

canteen Fridays in earnest, he would be scared out of his mind if the what's to come. He'd be like I lost. I lost. Holy shit. If you go back to the time when Melton's first started covering him, he was riding high with his wife on the show

and everything's going great and to see what has happened to him. And for him to spin this into things couldn't be better. Yeah, I know. Commissary Saturdays. Here we go. Right. Whereas eight in a row is eight days, man.

That's, for the first three or four, that's going to be tough. And then by five, you're going to be like, oh, I'm over the hump. Here's five and six. So wait, which argument are you making? I don't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. I wouldn't want to do eight days in a row because then you do like three or four.

And then you're like almost done with this. You're like, this is easy. And then comes five and six. Plus, if it's just the weekends, you don't have to worry about using the shower. You can push that. You can go in. Yeah, I can push that and not use the shower. Well, yeah, the other prisoners love that.

That's their favorite thing is when their cellmates and fellow prisoners don't shower or wash. They treat that well. It's phenomenal. That's what I'd be concerned about, bathing. Again, they just think everything's a movie. Oh, no drop the soap. It's county jail. You're fine.

Relax. And I can't wait. I can't wait to hear in between these little stints that he does when he learns what it's actually like. And he's like, you put $5 on my canteen. and I didn't get it because they're assholes and this guy hates me and all the little unfair shit you have to deal with is going to sink in and he's not going to like it.

Yeah, and the restrictions, even when you do have your little tablet and you're like, oh, sweet, I can text people and I can watch a video, it's like, no. I've gotten letters from Matt Lewinsky from jail. Jail, jail. Yeah, it's not great. It's very restricted what he's able to do. He's not able to watch who are these podcasts.

Could you imagine? Unbelievable. No review. revenge porn? No revenge porn allowed. I know, it's crazy. That's rough. It would be a breeze.

Let's get an update. Is he not human? Let's get an update on the jail schedule because everyone's interested in what's going on. Are you going to serve eight days in a row? Are you going to serve weekends? You know, Moody, we were talking about this on this little piggy. And it's a 15-day sentence. And Aaron says, well, that's actually 10.

Because for every two days of good behavior, you get one day taken off. And so Moody was doing the math on this. He's like, wouldn't you have to do nine days in order to get those days taken off? I'm not sure. I'm not sure how that works. But Aaron's got it all figured out. King Louis says, when do you begin your sentence? I still don't know.

We pitched a schedule. This is from this morning, by the way. This is the most up-to-date information that we have for Aaron's jail schedule. He pitched the jail. He pitched the warden. He pitched it. Yeah, yeah. I came with a PowerPoint deck.

hear me out right he was pretty impressed some of my slides it's a pretty good stuff in there we were happy with and then uh the other side had until yesterday to submit why they think that's okay or not okay and they didn't submit anything so i'm get i i mean i i got to know by next friday i'd like to know we'd like to know i want to know when am i going to watch the toe yes you know We're going to schedule with this little piggy around this shit. Are you up for a week or we're not missing any episodes? He's still not grasping it. No one cares what you want.

They don't have to tell you shit. They can show up that day and you got to go. That's it. It's very true. By next Friday. So I don't know when I'm leaning towards I'd like to do the four groups of two days. That would be my favorite way to go. But again, that's not seeing his kids for four weeks.

weekends in a row. Amazing. Who knows? We'll see. Also, you might miss some Vikings games too, Aaron. I know the kids, that doesn't bother you, but you do realize the Vikings play a lot on Sundays. I'll just be watching it on his tablet with the fellas. That's true. That's a good point. Probably betting on it in real time. Favorite way to go. But

who knows? We'll see. Also, I found out that See, I kind of always assumed that the probationary period was two years. It's not. I was told, I had a phone call yesterday from them. It's up to two years. I found out I'm on the, what they call lowest observation.

Holy shit, this guy just keeps on winning. Yeah. So we were all thinking that this guy's got 24 months of probation. No, no, no, no, no. Up to 20. It could be less than that. God damn it. How does this guy just keep beating us winning?

Producer Chris, how long is your probation? It's a fucking idiot. So it's going to be like check-ins, like phone calls and shit like that. And they kind of get to decide if, you know, when to turn it loose. Yeah, the probation officer gets to make some decisions. I got this one, P.O. I'll tell you what's up. Hey, Aaron, you're keeping your nose clean?

Cool, man. Good to talk to you. What's on the show tomorrow? Can't wait to tune in. It's like in a way, if you look at it, they're kind of in charge here. Kind of. Yeah. A little bit.

They're like, yeah, you're fine. Go ahead. So that'll be kind of interesting. He's talking about how long is probation going to be. And he goes, that'll be kind of interesting for us. Good stuff, Aaron. You're an amazing broadcaster. Very insightful.

So I'll just, I'll be a good boy. And we'll see if, you know, all of this stuff. stuff can be done. So Aaron's been bringing this up a lot. Yes. He's going to be a good boy. The judge saw he was being a good boy. What is implying here is that the real Aaron's a bad boy.

You guys know Aaron I'm the rebel? Well, look, I got to tamper that down just for the time being. And then we'll be right back, baby. Don't you worry. And not to state the obvious, but he sucks at being a good boy. Well, right. Yeah. What he's doing right now is probably not doing him any favors.

Not at all. Yeah. But I really hope he introduced. He mixes himself to everyone in jail as a good boy. I hope so, too. All right. And then he's responding to chats because that's what most of his show is these days. That.

M. N. Gal says, can you really get hard doing four weekends? Well, I'm not trying to get hard. Especially not in the showers. This show is so fucking corny. The people who participate in the show who write in little chats are all cornballs. And Aaron goes, I mean, guys. Hey, what are we going to make boner jokes? Ha, ha, right.

Good stuff. I'm not looking to get hard. I'm not willing to, I'm not ready. Here's, you know, people have theorized that it's going to be a better call Saul thing that I'll go in there and then I'll come out and people. You said that. Yeah. People are.

I heard it somewhere. I swear it was on a subreddit somewhere. Stealtow begging show, I think it was called. I don't know. Somewhere. We'll be like, yeah, yeah, Aaron's all right. Aaron's good. and I'll be friend of the cartel guy and people showing up in my house.

Oh, my goodness. What's amazing about Aaron in this scenario is he's taking something that is totally interesting. Borderline fascinating. Here's a man who is spending time in jail for something he did on his podcast. As a podcaster, that's fucking crazy. We're so close to this that if we back out a little bit, like, whoa, that's pretty nuts. Yeah, try explaining it to an outsider, and you're like, whoa, wow. So he took something that is fascinating, and he's making it dull as fuck.

That's true. Like the way he's talking about it. Yeah, and then I'll be watching videos, and I'll be watching football on Saturday. Dude, you should be leaning in this and making it way more interesting. And Adam, I think you were alluding to this earlier. If Aaron came on and was honest about what he's thinking about, what he's going through, this would be must-see TV. Instead, it's just cope. It's just fake bullshit.

I'm killing it, guys. I don't even care about this. I'm putting in my request. We'll see what they come back with. As if it was a negotiation that he's having with the state. Well, that's the problem when you're constantly talking and constantly lying. You build up a tolerance to it. Like, he forgot that he brought up the better call it's all thing.

Right. And we build up a tolerance to it like you just said. Right. Yeah. Like, this is so wild that this is happening to him. All right. So people are watching him. And they're going like, hey, Aaron, do you think the judge or the state would want to see some of these things that you're saying?

The government. Jason Puck says clip this for the state. Why? I don't think they would give a shit. I think that's the other thing. People are like, if he talks about his jail time or it talks about, I think we should clip it and blah, blah. It's like, you're allowed to talk about your jail time. I don't, I don't know what I'm, what, what you're what you want.

me to do on that one. A lot of people have this idea that if you hate a guy enough, like if you just hate him enough, that should get him in trouble. Like they don't understand. They're not like, you can't write to people and be like, but I hate him a bunch. This is the exact thing Aaron did when he found an HRO against Patrick Melton. There are clips of videos where it's like, and then he made fun of my kids in this video. And then he said this thing about me and he's like and that's why I need a restraining order against him and now Aaron is completely forgot about this or has lost the plot or somebody just like oh you're trying to get people in trouble because you don't like them literally out of your playbook and a stuttering

retards that I can think of very true he said it right out he goes I don't know what you people want me to do what we want you to do Aaron for your kids because you bring them into this is to act like someone who was just convicted of not knowing what to do on their podcast in terms of what's appropriate. And you're acting like someone who could never possibly be questioned for that. You're doing it right now. Like they don't understand. They're not like, you can't write to people and be like, but I hate him a bunch.

Yeah, we know you hate him. No, but I'm writing you every day to let you know I hate him. Yeah, that's sorry. That's not a crime for him to be hated. the other thing that Aaron sucks at. So he takes this straw man argument that obviously nobody is saying, except for Aaron.

Literally, I want him to get in trouble because I don't like him. And he acts out a skits with it. Now he's the straw man, but I hate him a bunch. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. You've got to be more reasonable with that, but I'm not reasonable. I'm a steel toe hater. It's like, Aaron, this is not reality. And is he still

pulling the wall over some of these fucking idiot's eyes that watch this show and give him money? They still think this is what the struggle that he's having that's real? It can't be. It can't be anybody. It can't be. I'm going to give a little bit of credit to people in Minnesota that they would know

better than that. So Schittes-O-Shahn, of course, is the hero in all of this. Every time. It's amazing. And Schitt-O-Shahn went on the Dick Show this past weekend and was showing a video that was exclusive to the Dick Show. He saved it for Dick Masterson, Johnny the Audio Engineer. So I thought I would play that on here.

This is schizzo Sean walking up to Aaron after he parked his vehicle at the courthouse right before the sentencing hearing. You're right there. Bro, you were like five feet away from him. Did he not know you were there? Well, so he pulls up and parks there and he always parks there. He'd parked there last time for the first trial. And I'm sitting, and you'll see the other angle. We got two angles.

The guy I was sitting with who got kicked out of Stoney's for asking for a hat. He was recording me doing this, and I'm talking to him a little bit before, and you'll see the clip. But I go up there, and I'm immediately, I'm just, he notices us, I think, and then as soon as I get on the door, he pops out. I think he was going to wait for like 15 minutes before the trial to walk in, but I put the fear of God in him, the fear of clippa in him. Okay, here we go. went for the toe today. I'd have to go in those tunnels there and I don't know. We've seen this video, but with like a music bed and stuff.

So it's very funny to see that he's asking if he's going to be a win for the toe today. Might be the first L for the toe. Can't spell tunnel without no. What are you talking about tunnel? So, okay, so the tunnel thing is if he had gotten arrested in the courtroom, he would have been that, that courthouse has tunnels that they take prisoners to and walk them in a separate area so like no one can fuck with them

otherwise I would have gotten the shot of him being let out in handcuffs that's what I was hoping for but this is what I had to settle for that would have been a good shot that would have been a good shot dick he is going to get a parking ticket for not paying the meter yeah it's not like it was a weekend

he just walked right past it because he didn't want to be filmed schizzo Sean got some amazing video thank you for that he did and props to schizzo Sean who was at both of Aaron's court appearances for the revenge porn and reported on it diligently. And, of course, I mean, we got to give Schatzschon credit for recording the 11th anniversary show at Stonies and Gino's set that really laid into Kayla, which did Aaron zero favors as far as escaping jail time with his revenge porn charge. It's fascinating. What a time to be alive in the devilverse.

Am I right? All right, let's talk about Suttering John. Now, John had his big 60th birthday weekend where he streamed, I think five five times if you're really counting all the different streams that he did but he might well no actually that would be six because there were two before he went to dinner and then two after but only because he didn't pay his internet bill so he had to start up another one what he got back from dinner and then he did one the next day before he started drinking they did another one the next day after he started drinking and some of them were lonely some of them were full of guests there was a lot of fallout

from it he made money he was very proud himself he came up and said he made $1,500 on just the Saturday's birthday alone. So he was very proud of himself. And Adam, we, of course, did an emergency episode about this on Sunday. We had point devil point on Monday covering this. But I haven't been able to talk to you about this yet. This was one of the rare times where I was not feeling bad for him, but I was like, how much lower can a person go? It was really sad and hard to watch at some point.

So I was like, I'm not going to cover it. going to touch it at all but then it kind of circled back around it became so sad that it was worth noting so i put together my feet my three favorite saddest moments from this street okay to be played in any order it doesn't matter it's all just a nightmare well let's uh start with number one because that's the way i like to go in order nah there's my buddy jays i'm almost want to ask them have birthday I hope you have a good one in Big 60. I'm sure you're probably drunk somewhere.

Yeah. It would be, as a matter of fact, I don't want my sister's. They didn't want to get old, God bless them. I love you too, buddy. That was nice.

Duke's got a lot of friends. Oh, no. So the only thing I could make out from that text message that he got, which on your birthday, you tend to get a few tax messages. Yes. Normal people do.

And so John's like, oh, look at this. I have a friend who just came in. Didn't really say it like that. But the only thing I heard was, you're probably drunk and won't know what's going on right now. That was the first thing the guy wrote to him. And that's the only part that I could decipher that he read. And he goes,

and he goes, I'm saying it. Yeah. Mr. Chris is saying, I'm goddamn sure. There is speculation because John was up way past his bedtime on Saturday night. And he didn't like the steakhouse. I guess he didn't have much of an appetite of the steakhouse for some reason. Interesting.

And his jaw's going nuts on these shows. So there's some speculation that hitman Dan showed up with a little booger sugar. I love how we just believe that he went to this fine dinner. None of that shit happened. That's why I think he shits on it. He just makes it all up, and he doesn't want to sound like he's bragging too much. Nobody took him out for a steak dinner. Hit Man, Dan got him a bag of blow, and they did it.

That was it. Like, you just believe him. Yeah. What you say it like that, yeah. It kind of does. I honestly think he did go to this restaurant. I'm like crazy? And my theory is, he had a great time and a great meal.

And then he complained about it because he wanted people to feel sorry for him. Yeah. And get more super chat. Yeah. Chris was thinking about this after the fact. He's like, if he just showed up and just like, yeah, he's had an amazing meal, and things are great. Yeah.

Then people wouldn't want to like pity him and throw him some money. He had to be like, the steak wasn't very good. And golly gee, the pasta wasn't great. Steak and pasta? Yeah, I know. Chris, you must be right because the only time we've seen him genuinely happy was when he came back from that evening with Kate. Right. And he lost his phone.

Didn't care. bother him at all. He's like, my iPhone could be anywhere in the world. Whatever. I was in a girl's house. I slept in a girl's chair. I saw her bed. And I met a German friend on the train.

Yes, the German friend, yeah. He was really living it up that weekend. Well, speaking of which, you labeled this one Living the Dream. Yeah, everything worked out exactly the way he wanted it to in life. I'm parting the hairs. You imagine yourself A 60 drunk and alone

Oh yeah I always imagine myself When I'm You know I'm alone I mean why not As far as alone I just

Got done with a bunch of friends You know So What do you want me to do Get drunk I guess I just watched the movie I wanted to watch Final Top 2

Hold on a second I know I've seen this clip But I don't think I've commented on it Is that proof What John always talks about Rewatching these movies Over and over again Because they're probably like

One of those streaming services That is free Or it's over the air television or something He just prayed He watched the movie He wanted to watch I can't tell you now

I am married So there have been times I can't tell him I've watched the movie I didn't watch the movie I didn't want to watch. Right. That's fucking crazy.

If I live by myself, I've never watched the movie I didn't want to watch. I watched the movie I wanted to watch. Well, you're having a really good birthday then. Good for you. They let me choose. It's crazy. So, um... So that's around, man.

What do you think? Listen. Don't leave me now. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just going to get a beer. Wow.

Whoa. Let me just grab us Oh, me the way to go home Oh, God, that's sad I'm tired of a little bit That's like he was in his head all weekend So he's going up to snort another rail Is that the idea I hear?

Yeah, I think so Usually brings several beers with him Yeah, it's the one thing he preps Mm-hmm, that's true It wasn't to grab a bite of his leftovers. All right. Here's the final saddest moment of the weekend, according to Adam Bush. This is out of body.

Stick with it in the beginning because it's a little silent, but it pays off. Oh, it's great. John is totally inebriated. Oh, this is an emergency there. Just do it, okay? Fucking hell. So sad. Anyway, give me thy orders, my duke.

I'm a big fan from, Sarah and just found all these BSOs. Your, my general, I live in Buffalo. Wow. You don't deal with your enemy if you say so. Unleased the Beast, Duke. It's unleashed. All I ask is that you help me,

because everybody else is against me. skilled I didn't even feel like doing a show but I was like I really could do some money why not why not I mean I think I listed three reasons

at that point devil point why he shouldn't be inebriated at his stream the first one being his family and how he's embarrassing them but yeah why not yeah I love how that clip started because he's just kind of staring up in the distance and then he realizes I'm going to make fun of him so he just starts to make it you know

treading out in front of it he can hear you yeah I'm in his head yeah you're right arguing with you yeah that is crazy emergency show you call it John I couldn't resist doing an emergency show on that that was a debacle all right Adam well that's good stuff

let's find out about what happened with the fallout from the weekend that he had a lot of guests on these different streams and they don't get along with each other yeah it's interesting how that works this is from uh the dabbers out of the subreddit and uh the title on this is actually very funny i'm i'm going to dive into what's really going on i said john finally addresses his three children for once so that's the uh the context of this clip so here i am turning 60 and now i got three people who are mad at me because somehow i hurt their feelings

But it's my fucking birthday. I mean, does anyone give a fuck? Why would we? Why would anyone care about your birthday, John? He's so insane. He's such a child. That clip is from when? That was probably Monday or Tuesday.

Okay, yeah, because we hadn't seen that when we did the Sunday. Right. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Because a lot of the following on happened Sunday night. Right, but it already covered how much his birthday covers when it comes to bad behavior, or what you can get away with. And he's still going with it. Yep.

It's my birthday. I can treat people like shit. Right. And what he's talking about here is he has three friends who are mad at him right now. Rob Saul, Clay Dabbler, and Ashley Cummings. And John is beside himself. He comes on his show yesterday. And he's having a hard time figuring out what he did to these people.

All he did was have these people on streams. And, you know, Rob Saul is going hard in the pain. against Averiza and Ashley Cummings hates Kianu. They had this big falling out over their dumb show they did together that nobody watched. And so you have all these people and all these feelings. We don't talk about this enough on the show. And I'll get Patrick Melton a lot of credit for this. I think he brings it up more than anyone.

Everyone's in their fucking feels so much. It's like, are these adults that we're dealing with? We have to like go to the playground and be like, what did Billy say to you? Well, that was very mean. Did that hurt your feelings? I bet it did. Give it's a fuck.

Get over it. This is a stupid internet bullshit. Why is everyone up in their fields? John's beside himself. I don't even know who hates who anymore in this fucking world. I really don't. It's fucking hard to keep track. It changes all the time.

I just can't stand people like Clay Dabler who fucking decide to take a side without even watching the whole show. And without even knowing the facts. In fact, Nasty Neal, Rob's buddy was the one who pointed out to me that on the Saturday show, I asked Rob if was okay if I let somebody on. But a guy like Clay Dabbler, he makes the assumption, the allegation that I don't let other people on. Like I never won Rob.

I never asked Rob's permission. All right. Let me explain how dumb this is. And I promise you it's worth it. I promise you this. This sounds so petty. and stupid but what happened is Rob Saul was brought on John's show twice

late Saturday night and then the late Sunday night show the late Saturday night one John was talking to Mr. Kill Everything and Nasty Neal and John asked those guys permission to bring Rob Saul on and Rob Saul was but hurt taking aback by that and then Sunday night

he's talking to Keanu and Ava Riza and I think Nasty was on that time, too. And again, he asked them if it was okay to bring Rob Saul on. And Rob Saul's like, dude, I'm your fucking right-hand man. Why are you asking them permission to do this shit? And so Clay Dabler's on Twitter going, John, what the fuck?

Where's the loyalty here? Rob's been by your side this whole time. Rob and I are the only two are always sticking up for you. And now you're in bed with Keanu and Ava and Nasty Neal and all these characters and Mr. Kill everything. He's talking all this shit on Brennan's show about you. So these two are both seeing this is just like, we're the only loyal people to you,

and you treat us like this, which is all so silly. None of it matters. But that nasty Neil got in John's ear and said, no, no, no, no, no. Clay Dad was totally wrong about this. You actually asked Rob if it was okay to bring other people on on Saturday night.

And John goes, yeah, right, that's what I mean. These people don't fucking know the facts. They're not even watching the show. Fortunately, I am a documentarian when it comes to Senator John Melendez. We covered this. on our show, our emergency show. And so let me remind you how this did actually go down

because John's going to bring this up a bunch, and he's wrong. He's wrong about this. And he was blackout drunk. But Nancy Neal told him and things, he was like, oh, that's the fact, because I wanted to believe it. So that must be what happened. Are you okay with Rob Saul? Yeah, Ted or Rob Saul a few times.

I actually not. Why are you a speaker with Rob and Mr. Kill everything? Why are? I've called Rob Saul. some wars before, which I'm not going to repeat. We all have. All right.

So that's where you just heard what actually happened. Are you guys okay with Rob Sal coming and they're both like, oh, I've talked so much shit about that asshole. Both of them. Nasty Neil,

who's actually not all that nasty. It's just like, oh yeah, I've hit some choice words for that prick. Kind of a sweet guy. Yeah, right, yeah. Mr. Kill Everything. It's a sweetheart,

according to the John. But they both had a lot of horrible things to say. And I played this on, our emergency show, but again, Rob was taken aback by this at the time on Saturday night. Kill everything, and Rob Saul shows up, and guess who's offended about the way he's brought

on to the show? That would be one Rob Saul, who's got a few words for John. And why are you asking permission to come on? I am numero uno here. You got to check in with Mr. Kill Everything to make sure it's okay to bring me on?

Whoa, look at Rob. I'm just telling John. I'm just telling John, it's like, yeah, I don't want to ambush anybody, Rob. Okay, so I had to play those clips. I know how dumb this is. I am well aware, you stop making that threat of the subreddit right now. I know how petty and dumb this is, but I just wanted to point out because John, everyone's making up lies about him, and he's a victim all the time.

We're going to hear more about that coming up when Averiza joins the show. This is from a show yesterday that we were going to be looking at, but we just proved that both times he brought Rob on he had to ask the people who were on's permission it's okay if I bring Rob Saul on because Rob Saul is a toxic individual that everyone hates

because all he does is spew hate because Rob's dad was gay and he got picked on for that and he's not over it and also his wife left him for his cousin and he's not overlaught and his mom used to bathe them brothers both together and his mom used to bathe him

and his brother and compliment his brother's penis size and make fun of his little button That would get to me, too. His little button dick that might be smaller than his dogs. I don't know. I'm not in the house. Who can say? We're not scientists.

We don't know. I'm not going to speculate about everything. I'm going to tell you, I don't know things. But speaking of not knowing things, back to John's complaint about Clay, he prefaced that. His preamble was, I can't keep up with all this. Right. And then he's given Clay shit for not keeping up with shit. Yep.

no shit he did it himself he goes i can't tell who hates who but you know that long time loyal friend of mine fuck that guy right so he's still upset about this as uh he brings ava on to explain what was me i did ask rob to come on but he hasn't so i guess he's still mad at me i aba i don't know what to robbie no but ab but first of all on the saturday i asked rob if was okay if I brought somebody in. And then this time, I asked you guys if it was okay. I'm trying to be the nice guy. I don't want to surprise anybody.

Did you tell, did you bring that up to him yet? Yeah. Does he remember that? No. Happened the night before. No, it did happen. Well, he must have known by now. It's the exact opposite.

But Nancy Neal told him a thing, so that's what he believes now. Okay. So I just, I think this is very interesting and Ava's going along with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. That's exactly how things went down. Also, this whole thing where he brings Rob on and he asks the other people permission, well, there's a reason for that is because Rob hates Avariza. So Sunday night, Av was on the show, John brings Rob in, and Rob just starts calling her a hairy man and calls her an it and all this shit. And, you know, John's sitting there going, whoa, can't we all be friends?

What's going on over here? I'm losing control. And Rob, I saw him on one of these shows say, listen, I don't hate trans people. I just hate Ava. It's like, well, then call out Abba. Don't just call out like being a hairy man or a non-person. That makes it seem like you don't like trans people. You know, you're not doing a good job of this.

If you're singling out a single person, you don't like. Oh, yeah. When someone cuts me off in traffic, I rip on everything that they look like. And it's not right to do. It should be, that's an asshole. Right. And leave it at that. I also hate women when they're out of the road.

Yeah, those Japanese women. I'm with you on that. And so this is all silly nonsense, and John is fired up about it. That's fucking bullshit. Clay. And then asked Neil said, John, you did it on Saturday. You asked Rob it was okay on Saturday. Yeah.

So, I mean, and then you have Clay Dabbler, who's fucking, you know, give me shit on Twitter. it still irritates the shit out of me, Yama. No, it does because I'm, I didn't do anything. I know. I think if Clay finds out that happened, then he'll understand. There's a bunch of shows that day, so maybe he didn't see that part because it was at the way end. Well, he didn't even watch that whole show. So I'm going, you didn't watch the whole show and you're making these allegations.

Are you out of your fucking mind? Why is he so fired up about this? this is also stupid someone's mad at him and he's taking offense dude you've had 60 years of never doing anything wrong I know right I didn't do anything wrong

I didn't do anything why are you still surprised genuinely shocked every time right every single time it's incredible so yeah so Clay was talking all sorts of shit about John on Twitter so that was one of the

that's one of the things that's really you know eating John up alive he's like my good friends Bob and Clay and that chick I want to bang Ashley. And they're all mad at me. I can't figure out what's going out here. People I've never met.

I've never met any of them. Yep. You're right. And so this is funny because Ava hates Rob, saw. And John's like, I stuck up for Rob when you were saying that he fucks dogs. I was saying he doesn't and all this stuff. And John, you know, was a big champion of the LGBTQ community, as he tells us all the guy. He's always been that way.

It's always been that way since day one. And so I don't think he realizes what he's saying here. I don't care your sexual preference, your sexual identity. I don't give a shit. We're all just humans trying to get through life and be happy. For anyone that's accusing you of being anti-gay or anti-trans, I mean, you've been friends with Rob this whole time and he's gay. Okay.

See, stop, but don't insult him. I can't do that. No, I don't want you to say that I allowed you on to bash him. Rob is not gay. Okay. He's not gay. not closeted. He doesn't have sex of dogs.

All right. So let's figure out what just happened here. Ava says, I mean, you obviously don't have a problem with gay people. You like Rob. Right. And he's gay. And he goes, why would you insult my friend like that?

You can't call him gay. This is John this stupid. I'm asking that, obviously. Yes. You can answer if you a lot. Yes. He thinks he's to quote him white knighting. Right.

Yes. He thinks he's a white knight and he's just like, don't call him gay. Like, there's nothing. John, you just said there's nothing wrong with being gay. So why was that a problem? It's so stupid. What if Ava refers to him as a just do it? Is that okay?

That's fine, yes. Because of the way he talks. It's just because he talks funny. Yeah, you can always make fun of someone for the way they talk and pronounce words. This is what it all comes down to when it comes to John. You know, like everyone, I did a birthday show and I got three people mad at me. It's a birthday, yeah, I know. Yeah, and that's why I said on my show.

I'm like, could anybody take themselves out of this and say, I'm trying to celebrate my 60th fucking birthday? Could you just invite everybody on and we all get along and have fun? Yeah. John's like, why are they thinking about them? I'm trying to make it about me. Yeah, I know. I'm the one on the internet on my birthday.

What a fucking idiot. I mean, he really does have this mentality, which is still shocking to me. I know. We're eight years in on this. Yeah. And I'm still shocked that John is this childish. It's great. Remember when Shulie was still working at Howard Stern

and they took the show to L.A. and John was going to ambush them and make it all about him. But instead he was like, hold on, hold on. This is about Howard's big trip to L.A. in the new serious studios. I'm just going to bow out and let this be about that. No, no, that's not what happened at all. Actually, he was hanging out in the alleyway with other whack packers.

Oh, I see. They tried to ambush people as they were going to the studio. But he was sober and looked good, right? No, actually, he was pretty drunk and slurred his words when he finally did get a chance to talk to Shuley. And he still plays that video. over and over again as if that was an accomplishment. Yep.

What's that like he puts Pink Floyd to it, does he? He actually did. Someone did for him. When I looked about this episode yesterday, because I was peeking in on a little bit, John shows up with one of his new shirts, a Gulf of Mexico shirt, so I know it's a newer one. And he's always had a problem with his collars. It's been pointed out a lot by the Oklahoma show, guys. This collar is really bothering him.

I got burned for it on Saturday because I sent it out that a decade. Mule who ended up giving a link to everybody you know which it's amazing that why they do this he's looking at himself he's going on fuck this looks like shit so then

I think we're about 16 minutes into the show and he realizes that yeah this shirt is not working for me people are definitely going to make fun of me for having this shitty collar I'm a big Sequin fan until he played golf with Trump

and this shirt's collar is an irritated me. I think I might get a different shirt on. Hold on. A few moments later. Are you lonesome tonight? I'm not enhancing this. My other shirt

was in the silverware drawer. I'm just looking at my prop paint. My prop hate painting. right here. That's the one I was talking about. I'm looking at my prop hate painting. You know,

I know people will goof on my painting ability and I get it. I'm not a painter. I'm a stuttering. Baffoon. Retire. Idiot.

Sex pest. Da Vinci, if you will. I'm sure there's some fun ones. That's not where anyone was going. Divisci. He was trying to think of an artist's name and it took him five in sauce. If I have our insults for him to figure what out.

Holy shit. He sucks. One of the things that John likes to do, especially lately, is recreate history. And he loves to reset how things went down between him and me. And none of this is true. Absolutely none of this is true. And as far as the Carla thing, I called him that because he came into my room was Carla. Nope.

He could deny it now, just like he denies putting the MP3 in my book on. Right. But I saw it. My lawyer saw it. The book publisher saw it and the audible people saw it. We also think of a screenshot. Jerry can corroborate that he had that link up. So that's just a load of horse shit. But he likes to deny things. But he did come in my room as Carla. He would come in as Carla and kept promoting WATP. Hence, that's where that came from. And then Moonhead, Minnie Paulino, sent me that picture of him in the cowgirl outfit. Was it a cowgirl outfit? It is now.

That's how they dressed, right? Out on the prairie. I want to be a cowgirl, baby. And, you know, so then hence, you know, the lady Kay, but it has nothing to do with, you know, being... Hold on. I got to go back and look at the timeline. I was Lady Kmart at first. Yes.

I still don't remember. I still don't understand why that was but that was before the cow bikini right? I don't remember He's trying to say that I became Lady Kay because he saw me in a cow bikini that was a consequence for the creep off a photo that was posted

on our Instagram and all over the internet because that was a consequence it was a professional photographer that showed up we had lighting and everything it was a whole ordeal it wasn't like he caught me in my closet like well I was just put on my cow bikini fuck

You know, homophobic or transphobic It's just because he was in a he was in a cowgirl costume And right You know, I mean, and I had put that picture on And Vinnie Paulino gave it to me If he's gonna be mad at anybody, be mad at Moonhead He's the one who gave it to me I'll give it to him

I can show you the DM of when he gave it to me I can show you, John We're always mad at Vinny Yeah, fuck that guy It's really the worst all right so john's like i'm not homophobic or transphobic i just call this guy a just do it and i use words like carla lady k when i describe them obviously i don't have a problem with gender or sexual preference i don't know what you're getting that and when aba comes on

john wants to show ava that he's a champion for her community by bringing out his art piece again and watch avva's reaction this she doesn't seem all that impressed because i'm not going to trans bashing on my fucking show. Oh, well, you know it's okay with me. You don't need to do it. Yeah, but it's not okay with me. I understand that. Yeah, he doesn't listen to you. He's such a hypocrite. I did this painting in 2008, right? I know it's, you know,

I'm not a good artist, but it's prop eight. This is when they were trying to ban same-sex marriage. And I had everybody's equal. And then on the bottom, it says, uh, life. And it means love is for everyone. You know, so, I mean, so to actually fucking, you know, I've been, I'm pro-LGBQ plus since I was a kid. Yeah. Seriously.

LJ, LGBT. Look that all. Back. I'll do it. L-G-B-T-Q-plus. The level of embarrassment he should feel. Yeah. After showing that painting and still proud of himself for the creativity he put into that.

And as if 2008 wasn't going back. far enough, since I was a kid. Since he was a kid, he was pro. Is Ava gay? Like, I don't know what the fuck he's even talking about. We know I don't, he's just putting it all together as this one other.

Like, see, I like others. You're an other. Why aren't we on the same team now? I have smelly feet. It's all ponderous. It's the only word I can think of to describe John. And whatever he's trying to describe to Ava, because I was just like,

Yeah, all right. So at the end of this podcast dream, I'm watching it. And I see John talk about how he's the best at ripping on people. And there's a reason for that. Danny and I, I would say out of all our friends are the best ballbusters. Like, because we've been doing it, Danny Pat and I would lie in bed, you know, I would sleep over his house. and we would just goof on each other's mothers.

Remember that then? You know, so as soon as you made one person laugh, then you would lose. So you would just keep each guy had like two or three minutes goofing on someone's mother. And then as soon as you got a laugh from the guy you're goofing on, you know, then you would be like out. And then it would be good.

So John was really funny when he was 12 and busting his buddy's balls about his buddy's mom. So I saw that, and I decided to Adam Bush it. I get in the chat. And I didn't even send a super chat, Adam. This is very much an Adam Bush move. All I did was put in a free chat with everybody else

who's in there chatting, and John sees it. And boy, does this trigger, Mr. Melendez. Oh, this is the real snagletooth. Here, this is funny. So my best memories are from childhood. but no, not really. They were great memories, though. How about you?

What's your best memories from? Today's show. I know. I don't talk about my memories from when I was 12 often enough on this show. I was what people are looking for. I read the feedback. Yeah, but Carol, what did you do when you were 12?

I'm like, I'll get to it. Relax. We'll get there eventually. So then John takes this opportunity to really stick it to me. And John confuses memories for resume. Oh, yes, I know where we're going. Yeah, the list, the accomplishments of the credits are all going to come out to really stick it to me.

Please tell me. I'm curious because my, I have memories from the Stern Show. Oh, that's right. You were never on that. I have memories from, I have memories from, for me, from Atlantic Records and have an empty video and have you songplay all this. Oh, yeah, you don't have those memories either. Oh, I also have a great memory of getting signed to get into another back. Oh, you don't have that memory either.

Oh, I also have a great memory. I'm selling a movie to national important story. Oh, you don't have that either. Shut the fuck up. How many? How many? Don't, man, you say yourself up with some real embarrassing, didn't you? I thought you would trigger him, but he proved you wrong.

Yeah. He really got flustered on that one. And it just goes through his resume. Something that we're all familiar with. And none of those were memories. Nope. He could have said when I was on the Stern show and Howard and I went out to dinner with Ozzy Osbourne. There you go. I have a better

recollection of his good memories that he does. I know. Some people like to say when their children were born or things like that. You notice that there was something that he missed there because I have very fond memories spending time with family, even recent memories, spending time with family. And John didn't mention any of that. But he's not done yet. So let's see. Maybe he will redeem himself here. What a dumb fuck. Holy shit. You were on the number one radio show. I'm mad.

I was an announcer for the number one I've had a show franchise. As Dee Snyder once said, John, you have had a charmed life. I have memories from I have great I prank Donald Trump. I made global news.

I mean, people still talk about that. And you still wake up every day and you're like, what do I do now? Yeah, the pro-bable arm wrestling championship. That went out long ago, dickhead. That drives people like Carl crazy. Three, two-hour specials on TVS. You have never been on a network, ever.

Too bad because that was my goal in life. I mean, Ava got me good right there. That is all I worry about is John doing things that I didn't do. I can't get over it. I know I'm jealous that John gets to wake up every morning and look at the day and go, whatever. That was impressive. Who's going to bully me today? I was surprised, Adam, to your point, there was a super chat that came

because John added his stream almost immediately after this. He never got to the super chat that came in that said, what about memories of your children? Spending time with your children, the day they were bored, things like that. That never even occurred to him. He goes memories.

I was on the Stern show. Wasn't a Coomia who said he'd give him $100 to produce a text or a card wishing him a happy birthday from his kids? And you know he would have loved to get that honey. Oh yeah. The Hyundai. Right. So John brought up the pro football arm wrestling championship as one of his big memories and a big way to stick it to me.

I have amazing news. General G.K., he's a guy who's been following the show for a long time. We see him in the chat and stuff. He messaged me. He goes, Carl, I heard you say you want to find these episodes from CBS. I'm going to find him for you. And I went, that'd be awesome, man. See what you can do.

And he wrote me just today, just a couple of hours ago. And he said, I couldn't find anything. I thought I hit a dead end. And then finally, the director of rights and clearance of CBS sent him all three episodes. Oh, man. Broadcast quality episodes. I have them all. I have all three episodes of the pro football art wrestling championships that were

written, produced. starring John Melendez. Head writer. This is unbelievable. I'm getting choked up. I know. And then as soon as General G.K., I wrote it back, I was like, holy shit. This is incredibly.

He goes, oh, I should have made you and Shulie bit against each other. I'm like, yeah, you fucked up. You fucked up, boy. Because I'm just going to, whoop, take these guys. No, seriously, I'm very excited about this. We have a lot to go through and figure out of these. I'm overwhelmed. I know.

Thank you, General. I was overwhelmed, too. I was like, yes! We keep getting all this awesome archive. Archival shit with Sederie John. And I couldn't be happier about it. So thank you, everybody, who's been doing that. The other saga that's going on in John's life is that Anthony Coombe has been talking all sorts of crazy shit about him, saying that he drives drunk every day.

He said that he essayed a woman in Vegas when he was there with the Sturred show. He's been saying a lot of crazy shit. And so John has responded by saying that he is going to likely have to sue Anthony for defamation or slander or something like that. And so Anthony came on his show recently and responded to that. I was just watching a little of stuttering John there. He's just off his rocker now. Now he's just crazy. I think he's going to sue me.

What are you going to do? I was on Shulay's show over the weekend, and, you know, obviously John makes these accusations constantly. For someone so attached to the LGBTQ community, he certainly makes a lot of jokes about people being gay as an insult, you know, and, you know, obviously he's made some... No, I said Rob Saul's not gay. and accusations about me being a and all the usual Reddit things

from years and years and years ago. Yeah, I'll just point out one of the reason why I played the clip over here he's talking about me is that he accused me of posting his book on my Patreon, he accused me of going into his chat as Carla. He makes up all of these things

that I didn't do and states them as fact and says, I'm lying when I say that those things didn't happen, which is slander. yes it's making shit up that's not true about someone lucky for john i'm a public figure and i know that he can say anything he fucking wants about me and there's nothing i can do about it john's an idiot for some reason he thinks missy is my brother's girlfriend's daughter and he says that and so uh yeah i was on shooley's show and just you know pulled all the stops out and uh made a bunch of

accusations and he's going to sue me for it so what are you going to do i won't even get a lawyer i'll just go i'll just show up in court and be like yeah it's a comedy show i was parodying what he does which is get on and yell and make accusations uh yeah any any um if anyone thinks the the court is going to start pursuing podcast for things like slander, good luck with that. Bring the case. I'm fine. I'm fine with it.

Bring the case. Try to get a slander settlement or decision in a court between two supposedly comedy podcast. John's, I don't know what it is. It is comedy, but I don't think he means it to be when it is. Like Howard said, he's funny when he's not trying to be funny. When he is trying to be funny, he's just incredibly unfunny. I've noticed that, too, actually. Yeah.

So I don't think Anthony's taking this all this seriously. I don't think John's going to have a case for this. When Anthony's obviously exaggerating and making jokes about it. And also, there's the whole thing with John's reputation. You know, it's the Laintey Dykstra effect. It's hard to harm someone's reputation who gets wasted drunk. all weekend on his stream. But Anthony goes out about this.

You want to do that, John? You're in the middle of a lawsuit right now. In the middle of a big lawsuit right now. And John's broke. He's got no money. The guy is broke. His mommy pays his bills. His mommy owns his house.

Everything, every day, something else is getting shut off around his house. He's like, keep running your mouth, Pocky. he's adding this to the west he's calling his attorney right now no he's saying my mom buys all my stuff everything every day something else is getting shut off around his house his electricity

is internet he didn't have car insurance license was suspended and of course it's everyone else's fault it's never John's fault so he's you know in the middle of this big lawsuit with who are these podcasts

and Uncle Rico so I don't know John I don't know if you're to file another one. Look at you. Parlaying. He's parlaying. These lawsuits, hoping the big payoff comes at the end. Good luck. Good luck. You know, Shulie and Carl, Dr. Steve set up a go-fund-me for them, and I think it's already got $30,000 in no time. Thank you. For their defense against this frivolous, dumb, Stutjo lawsuit. I won't need a go-fund me, but if Dr. Steve sets one up, I think you'll see even more than 30,000 in a couple of days pretty quickly.

But I beg you, don't even do that. Don't set anything up like that. I could take care of it. I got a suit and a tie. I'll just go into court and be like, he's retarded. This lawsuit is insane. And, you know, you're want to start suing podcasts because they're making fun of another podcaster, you're going to have a very, very busy, busy judicial system. So I welcome it, though, John. Go ahead. Sue away. Balls in your court, John. And John's been talking a lot lately about whenever Anthony gets brought up, like, I think Vince

the lawyer was calling John on the phone the other day and texting him. He's like, I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. My attorney told me not to talk about it. So John is either threatening or is actually pursuing some type of lawsuit against Anthony, which is just another rake and a long line of rakes to step on. I couldn't understand anything Anthony was saying. I was so distracted by his wacky glasses.

You and the obster both. This is going back to, I guess it would be 2015 probably, maybe 2014, well, maybe 2014, because I think Anthony was fired July of 2014 for his tweets and then after their vacation the show came back as Opie with Jim Norton and Anthony was off the show and he was out starting compound media up his own platform and so Opie and Jim carried on the mornings of I think it was called Opie Radio then because it was the Ope and Anthony channel probably switched to Opie Radio then became faction whatever it doesn't matter and they had two guests on the show.

Dave Attell and Stuttering John. And I love Dave Attal. Yeah. He's my favorite stand-up. And I just, I love him as a guest. He's just a very interesting guy and witty. And I just,

I want to, if he's opening his mouth, I'm turning my head. Huh? What are you going to say? But God forbid he of Suthering John, who thinks he's a bigger star than Dave Atal and more important.

So we're going to see what happens. when John comes in and Adam you pulled these clips it's also a lot of visual things going on here especially the way it tells looking at John the whole time what Jim is distracted doing if you can watch please check it out in this first one he is oh John is making Opie explain why him and aunt broke up right all right let me ask the question that you know sure yeah go so now Anthony's not here anymore no so what happened that's a very good question it's very complicated well fuck you fuck i talked about starting no we much like your marriage it was time to move on and

they have a son together we had a very uh complicated uh relationship to be honest we didn't we didn't talk much uh off air for many many years and and why is that i don't know we just changed his people i guess i don't i don't hate the guy or anything but then when but then he got fired because what happened for his his tweeting yeah And then the company was very upset about it. And when he connected all violence to his tweets, they felt, don't fucking kill me for saying this, they felt like he had to go. And did you fight for him? Of course.

I don't even listen to those fucking assholes. Of course we did. Oh, okay. Of course we did. That's the only question. No, no, that's the only question because I was on his choice today. And then he was like, he didn't know if you went. He knows.

He knows. He's very good at pushing buttons and keeping things going. He knows. He knows we fought for him. Opie's changed this story many times. He's told this story many different ways that he fought for Anthony. But he doesn't really have a specific example of fighting for Anthony. He also says, as soon as we saw those tweets, we knew this was the end.

And he also says, it was time. It was time to change things up, you know? Anthony and I had been doing a show for 20 years. So all of the above. And Anthony goes, I don't think you fought for me. And Opie goes, he knows I did. No, he doesn't. He told John the day before that he doesn't think he did.

no he knows nope I've talked to Anthony about this he doesn't think he did and most people don't but the thing that John's doing here that's so obnoxious is the thing he does on everyone's show

he comes on and starts interviewing the host about things that everyone in the listening audience already knows Anthony's not here anymore no he's not what happened he got fired what did he get fired for

oh tweets everyone listening to the show knows that John he acts like he's like uncovering something but at its core it's about john yes because he wants to say because i was hanging with anthony and he said this yeah right so he he needs opi to say this stuff so that he can involve himself yep in it rather than just like know that everyone's on the same page with everything that's going on here right imagine if uh adam came on the show and uh just started asking me like So Stuttering John, he was part of the Howard Stern show.

Yeah, yeah. He was part of the Howard Stern show. Who was his role there? You just your fast forwarded pretty quick right there. Do your research. All right. Exactly. So this next clip, you could tell that John is looking to Weasel's Way in because there's an empty seat.

And John has experience with the Jackie chair. And so he goes, oh, well, Anthony's gone. maybe there's an opportunity for me when people say you don't have loyalty that's such a 20 years is loyalty you idiots we have I'm just asking no I'm not mad at you I mean I don't care of you this loyal

can't you see John's looking for a job yes I am John Porter's rolling bag did you hear that yes so Dave picks up on the fact that John's looking for his angle in and John's always applying for

jobs on every show he's on at this stage in his career when he was on Stephanie Miller when he went on Anthony show he goes on Opie show everything is just like hey guys I'm available can you believe it yeah we know and we can believe us it's so weird the way he he auditions is not by being the most supportive guest he can be it's by trying to out-host the host yes which will never work yeah well maybe in this case I did I I did love the fact that Dave picked up on it and called him out. And so Dave has been on the opening anthony show many times. He's one of the regulars as far as the comics go.

Him and Jim are good friends. And so they're talking about what's happened with the evolution of the Open Anthony show and how Anthony left and what they're doing now. And Dave's ready to give some of his thoughts, which I'm very interested to hear. He's an outsider, but he also has some inside knowledge on this. there were plenty of times that 20 years we probably should have taken a break let's just put it that way it became a very complicated relationship it's a dramatic uh story because uh you know i just remember the highs and lows from terrestrial to the satellite of course i remember when you guys

started and we were talking about this before well first of all i hated my brother because he had a wow bumper sticker and all that and like he was so into you guys and i was like no the assholes they're like you know because you you were drinking the cool way yes i was drinking the As you worked more If you were drinking the Kool-Aid Dave starts talking about The highs and lows From terrestrial radio

Remember we used to do Trustrial Radio And then you got Yeah yeah Yeah but my brother But was what a funny shirt Was one time You wore a shirt

Well he liked your show Did it? Your brother did it? Your brother did? It gives a shit John. Let him talk for a minute And you saw Dave sink Like ugh

Yep Because he knows Dave's done shows With John before He knows what this is And he's gracious He lets him go Of course

So then John starts interviewing Opie and he wants Opie to tell this Howard Stern story that he's told many times possibly earlier on in this episode The same episode

He's already told this story But John goes tell your Howard story Because he That's John's connection to anything So he needs like Let's talk about Howard And this is funny Because I don't know if you heard this day

We were talking about that So how many times have you seen Howard Because everyone's listening Howard's on the same floor as you guys We, uh, me and Kenny walked by him, uh, last week. And that's the third time I've seen him in five years. And how does that go? He was,

Kenny tells it like, I didn't, I didn't even really look at him. I was just walking past him in the hall. Ronnie is like the greatest. And we talk to Ronnie all the time. That's Howard's guy. And Kenny is, you know, was walking me down the hall. So it was this weird fucking passing in the hallway. And Kenny tells the story that Howard looked like you want to fucking strangle me.

Really? I just want to point. something out. Howard doesn't want to strangle anyone. Howard's a timid scared man. And a germ freak. Yeah, he may be tall but he's not, Howard's not a guy like, I'm going to kick that fucking guy's ass.

Like, that's the opposite of who Howard is. And Opie makes everything about like, oh, um, the biggest enemy for him. He hates me so much. He looked to me like he wanted to strangle me. He's just like, is that what Opie looks like now? Jesus Christ. It's wrong with this guy. It's like steel toe saying I made so many people

mad right yeah he was seething in the hallway because i was there it was also a weird move like when john tells other people stories he was speaking of an experience he had but he had to tell it from this other guy's perspective like he wasn't even there yeah good point yeah very weird so so kenny told me that what howard did was yeah but you were there you were there i wasn't looking at him because he won't look at me oh okay that must be it howard doesn't even know that you're there so then john starts just making small talk for no reason, because he doesn't know how to be a guest on a show. John just thinks

if he's talking, then it's content. Opie thinks the same thing, but back then, Opie was a little smarter and decides to, I can get with the small talk, and let's actually starts to get into the situation with Anthony Gumi. Where you live it now? Upper West. Oh, nice.

Yeah. How did you got? Two. Oh, cool. So, just to finish, though, I don't think the door is completely closed with me and I working together. And I don't think it's closed here as well but that's up to him i can't i can't be fighting his battles anymore i fought a lot of his battles he knows that uh no i was just asking because i love the guy but also we started wanting to do different things with the radio show so he's doing his thing and he's very successful of course he is and and we've had uh tremendous success with this new version yeah yeah yeah and my whole

thing is me and jimmy are working really hard to make sure this doesn't sound like opi and anthony because that wouldn't be fair to what me and him did together yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah opi used to say this a lot back then he'd be like yeah we don't want this show to be like the opi and anthony show but it was him and jim and davidel and louis ck and like Colin Quinn

and all the same people were still the guests and they were still doing the same format it's just like he pretended to make an effort to make it different but he didn't he put zero effort into making it different the only difference was the funniest guy was no longer on the show yeah a murder mystery radio play would be a not like the opian

the show. And I, this. I remember, I think it was Louis C. K. When Opie was

pitching like, yeah, we want this to be different. I think it was Louis C.K. was just like, oh, well, then you got to change the format.

You can't just say you want it to be different. I should have to make it different somehow. Ah, yeah, yeah. And now I'd rather just pretend I'm doing that rather than actually do it

so that the Opie and Anthony fans get off my back about how the show as that was good as it used to be. And I love how John's like, can we please get back to me docks you?

Where do you live? How many kids? I know. What brought it down? What a streak? I know, what was that conversation? Oh, cool. Oh, cool.

I got two kids. Oh, cool. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you know he wanted to say, I have three kids. Uh, Puerto Rican disappointment. Yep. He wanted to go to his act right there.

Yeah. Um, all right. So, Opie's talking about how Anthony invited him to do a show with him. At this time, this would have been huge news because Anthony gets fired. Opie goes out and does a show without him. And so it was put, to opi like hey come on my show i'll come on your show whatever and let's hash this out and talk about it and opi was like not doing that and one other thing that we can move on like people like

why haven't done a show i reached out to and said look we need to fucking talk before he do a show period get a beer or dinner yeah so that's on him and then he made fun and like oh it needs to you know uh have a beer or dinner before because of my show yeah i kind of do we we had we had some things that we may we should you know talk about also so you guys have some no nothing major we just grew apart and weren't we don't we weren't talking when these mics were that would be compelling to listen to though yeah i don't think you guys would talk about that shit on on on i mean if the first time you speak is lie i don't think you guys i think you know each other well enough that nobody to throw each other under the bus it wouldn't be any i don't know he knows you it's like you're

not gonna you're not gonna kill each other i think that you would hash things out and it would be very interesting so thank you jim for stepping in there opi's going, I want to talk to Anthony before we do a show live together, and Jim is saying what all those are thinking, like, that's the conversation we want to hear. The one over beers or dinner that you're describing, that's the one that would be compelling for all of us. And nobody's going, well, no, first I want to see why he's mad at me and I want to make sure doesn't say anything, it's too embarrassing.

That's what it sounds like. Yeah, like, if there's two guys and one of them's like, I'll talk to you anytime, anywhere, in front of an audience, the other guy goes, I don't want to do that, like me and Aaron Emholt, then you know one of the guys has something that he's trying to protect and he's trying to gaslight his audience as he keeps going, we went to bed for Anthony. You know, we did everything we could for him. Will you talk to him on a show? No. Definitely not. And if you notice, you know, Atel and Jim, you get the feeling they've been here all day long for hours. They're very distracted doing lots of other things. As soon as Opie starts talking about getting back together with

Ed, Jim sits down, Attel looks up, they stop what they're doing and they just focus on him. Like, something's happening. So John clearly sees the moment here and knows just what it needs. Well, I think you need a neutral party to make sure it doesn't get out of hand. John, I think you'll be a great, you would be a great Jimmy Carter. I think of this one. Yeah, I heard you guys get along really well. We're getting along the same. So maybe you should be the guy. Well, I, you know what? Can I do it? Sit down somewhere in Staten Island, something northern Italian. No, it'll be perfect. We'll bring Artie Lang in. We'll figure out of all sorts of problems. David Tell keep playing cards until that guy goes home.

No, no, that would be great. I could mediate the whole thing. I don't know. I don't think it likes confrontation in general. And, you know, but I don't see him really, you know, defending me and all that shit. He kind of lets these assholesesleslese continue with their bullshit, you know, when one lousy thing from him would make a huge fucking difference. Okay, a lot to unpack on this one.

First off, Dave is fucking with John. Hey, maybe you could be the media. I'm just like, yes, why aren't they hiring me? Where's the offer? I'll sign the contract right now. It's like, he's fucking with you. He knows how desperate you are for a gig. And so he's taking advantage of that.

And John doesn't see that. He's just like, I'd be perfect for this. I'm the guy to do this kind of thing. But opi at the end there goes, you know, really, this is all Anthony's fault. If he would just go out and say that I went to bat for him and do not be mad at me anymore, then people will stop being mad at me. A, that's not how life works People don't like Opie

If Anthony goes, guys like Opie I don't, sorry Can't make me like the guy Also Opie goes, I wish Anthony would do something He did He offered to do a show with you Where you could explain everything

And you went Not unless we get beers first And talk about it Hey that whole thing about me Not going to bed for you Yeah, not talking about that It's like, yeah, could you pretend that I did or something? So it's crazy to me that, you know, we have the combination of John wanting a job

and Opie trying to cover his ass both happening at the same time on this show. And John has a brilliant observation while watching all this unfold. Well, you know, like I said, it's so complicated. But no, no, but it's weird because I was telling my brother, about this when you know because he picked me at the airport i'm like yeah you know like i know like i know you guys didn't talk that much off the air but he goes like that's he's like i find it so hard to believe because you guys were so great on the air together great stuff john yeah so you found out that open anthony they didn't like each other but it sounded like they did on the air right because

they were pretty good on the air together yeah yeah we're all way past that i'm gonna blow your mind i'm gonna blow your mind about simon and garfunkel right now you're not gonna leave it's it's so insane and the fact that right adam what do you mean and the fact that And then John comes on And he goes, well, that's what my brother was surprised by the same thing. Stop talking about your fucking brother. It has nothing to do with anything.

You're in the studio with Opie and Jim, David Tal, talking about Anthony, and you keep going back to my brother's a fan of your show. Whatever. No one cares. He's cutting off these people to add this point. And if you notice at some point during that, John, I think his hands are flopping around

and he hits some gear. And Jim starts looking around like, what is that sound? And he looks everywhere, but John, because it's like, I couldn't possibly be coming from our guest. Like, it must have been something else. No, it was John. But John really is just a seat warmer. Yeah.

He's adding nothing to this. He's just obviously taking things away from the conversation. Look at how they're looking at him right now. Yeah. Yeah, they're just like, what are you doing, man? All right, but don't worry. O'Bee's not putting this on Anthony. That's for sure.

I'm not putting any of this on it, by the way. I'm just talking about it. listen it's just like me and howard you know we i think the guy's incredibly fucking talented it's an incredibly talented funny fucking guy but in 1999 i was ready to walk i'm like i you know i'm gonna go just do something else and then uh my age is like is there anything we can do this is crazy you know how much money's on the table i go well we're you know working with this new new comic jesus yeah young jim young jim well this is oh jesus this is jim this guy is like i've seen a guy like this is already i know

What was your, what was your name back then? Jimmy, uh, Norbert, uh, Norenstein. So, you know, Jim was on my first tour? Huh? You know, Jim was on my first tour. I can't hear it again. I can't hear it tell this fucking story again. Whatever.

Who cares? This isn't about you, idiot. No, but he said it's just like me and Howard. Yeah, did you notice that? And everyone went right past that. It's like, opening up these breakup is just like you and Howard Stern? I wish they had. stopped and said how yeah you're the one fucking screener you idiot one example of how and john will

never understand this he thinks like i was on the howard's turn show yeah anthony had a show that was popular too yeah his name was in it yeah it was the title of it it's very different than the cold screener and the stunt boy from howard sturdy fucking moron there's like some meme about the the bass player from cold play like no one knows who this guy is he's probably the richest bass player in the world No one knows who that is. John was a rhythm section player in a very popular band for a brief period of time. And he thinks it's like he's the Gallagher brothers in Oasis. It's nothing like that.

You're thinking of Howard and Robin. It's Pete Richard and Coldplay. Who is that? I don't know. I just made it up. Maybe it's the bass player. No one knows. No one knows.

No way he could find out. There's no way to find out. So then John goes back to playing the mediator. he's he's auditioning for this new role he's gonna have oh now I have to ask you question but then but then we then we got to more of an understanding where we didn't have to do that anymore we finally realized that I hate it I hated chemistry like it's like pretty much right away what was the issue that you guys didn't talk what what was it I mean I mean there's got to be something

no that's the sad part about it there's not a like a like a he fucked me all right fucked him over none of that shit he was getting a divorce yeah and like his whole life fucking changed. And, you know, I was, I was, I was, I was blown off pretty good, but right away. Oh, really? He stopped really, um, socializing. Ah. So, I know, they were rumors.

Jim, he was kind of the kid. There were rumors I didn't like, there were rumors I didn't like his girlfriend, so that's not true. Well, Opie doing what he does best, taking full responsibility. Oh, no, actually zero responsibility. And he started that off with like, hey, it's not my fault. It's not his fault. But, uh, you know, he changed his lifestyle.

He stopped hanging out with me. He did a bunch of shit. People accused me of a thing, but that's not true. Fuck, Opie. He's never changed. Everything just happens to him, poor guy. Do you imagine living in life where everything just happens to you all the time? I'd be so happy to never have to take responsibility.

Right. And I think we saw E. Rock walking by in the background. Did you see that right at the end there? I was watching the Cubs game. And did you notice that? He missed a fucking obvious. 3-3 call. Carl took responsibility.

He missed an obvious strike three is right down the center of the plate. I'm sorry, Adam, what you said? I was just following the script. I don't know where you're at anymore. I didn't know the opal was going to miss the call. I would have written it into the script. Do you notice how Opie shot him down in the beginning? Yes.

Yeah, that was great. That was great. I think Dave was laughing at it. Mm-hmm. Now I have to answer your question. What was it, though? But then we got to get to the end of it. You'll see, you rock, walk by.

But now I have to ask you a question. It's like, that's not what we're here. for with the man talk I don't care if he rocks there or not so John asked for a job yet again it was so complicated and it also is enticing well maybe we'll you know

we'll continue and see what the fuck happens yeah yeah well I mean well if you guys do I can use a job and uh yeah the thing with these guys and I've stated your case pretty well John notice notice Jim does not react to this he doesn't laugh or giggle or anything

if this is a joke John's used it too many times So it's not funny. It's not a joke, and Jim knows that. Watch this again as John goes, and by the way, I'll take the job, and Jim goes, yeah. Well, if you guys do, I can use the job. The thing with these guys, and I've stated to your case pretty well, John. I've said this to Opie.

I've had the thing of what. He's pretending to laugh about it. Like, ah, guys, I was joking, right? I guarantee after his segment, he tried to talk to Opie, he talked to Jim, he talked to Sam or anyone he could talk to. I'd be like, guys, honestly, I am a very, available if you if you want me watching them like like Ian like you said the kid you

I'm kind of in the middle watching not in the middle like they pit me again but just watching to a married couple in a way Kramer versus Kramer and very different people remarkably different we start not really understanding each other where we were coming from yeah yeah yeah so there's there's so much going on there and it's such a bizarre time considering where we've gotten to in the devil verse with Opie with Anthony with John Melendez. The fact that this happened and Aubrey just finally put this out on his stream is

fascinating to me. Yes. He just put this out and there's another clip too that we can't get to today. But next week can I save it for next week? Oh yeah, definitely. Because there was more to this appearance. For the record it wasn't E-Rock that walked by. It was just a very, very large man. It would have been very funny. Was it a dinosaur? Oh, I see.

I see. It would have killed. Trust me. That was the point of your joke. I apologize that the cops are trying to play the last game of the season for themselves right now. They're really doing their best to lose this game. They've had the lead most of the day. All right.

I want to check out what Adam's been watching when it comes to my friend, the Opser. For the man, for the man. For the man, for the man. For the man, for the man. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. And it all starts with last Friday's show. Opey's ready to stream to the masses, as he always does. You're putting up huge numbers.

And he starts off the show a little differently than usually. You normally sings a song. He gives us a weather report. Things have changed. All right. It's going to be a quick one this morning because I'm turtling if you need to know the truth. I'm about to play bingo in my underpants. So we got to move through this one.

First up, Aubrey doesn't need to be streaming. He's not under any obligation. There's no contract that he's signed. There's no viewers. So none of this matters. I am so thankful that he doesn't realize that. Even when he's got to take a shit,

he's like, yeah, but 5.30 a.m., time to stream or whatever time is, it's probably later than that. It's like, dude, go take a shit. Come back with your right. funny. Stuttering John does. Right.

What's the difference in any of this? He starts up the stream by saying that he has to take a shit, which is... He thinks his job is like a punch card. It's like a punch card where he gets points for just showing up at the same time in a row. Yeah. None of this matters, Opie. It's fine. Just do whatever the fuck you want.

So he's talking about the Guardian Angels in New York City. These are the folks who hop on the subway, right? Adam. Yeah. Yes. And they've been around for as long as I can remember since the 70s, always wearing the exact same outfit. It's their uniform. You can recognize them far away.

And Opie is talking about the leader of this outfit. Curtis Slewa, I'm talking about you. You look stupid in your beret. He might be one of these guys. He goes, you know what, if I don't wear my beret, no one's going to recognize me. So make sure I have a beret. And you can only imagine if you go to his apartment, how many braces got laying around and what they smell like. Oh, my, he probably has a whole wall of berets.

Which one am I going to use? Where today? And they're all the same stupid color. You look stupid. I don't even know anything about it. He might be a nice guy. He has the worst takes possible. I obviously doesn't prepare anything.

But that's his take on this. Yep. I don't like the hat you wear. You probably have a lot of them. It's like he's talking about Gorbachev and pointing out the red thing on his head. Like, this is a new bit. It's the most lowest hanging fruit. It's wild.

You can skip number three. Number four, I like when Opie gets into his political thoughts on trans people. Oh, yeah. This is interesting, actually. I'll be honest with you. This might shock a lot of people. I'm not a fan of the transgender in general. but they also don't bother me.

I don't give two craps about them and their lives. Their lives, their lives. I was going to say lifestyles in there, and then I was going to say, so I messed that up. I don't give a crap about their lifestyle, their lives. You know, I don't have any connection to that world. I wish them well.

How about that? I wish them well. That's all. I wish them well. I wish him well Oh, be careful sitting on that fence over there, buddy Yeah, right I'll split your pants

What's the point? So he says he's not a fan of transgender people But he wishes him well But he also doesn't like them But it's fine Actually, I do want to play the clip before this Because it kind of sets up why he had the rant About trans people

He's talking about that controversial Netflix children show That we talked about earlier in this program When Brendan Shaw had a hot take on that had a bunch of jokes for it. So Opie's talking about that, too. Like I said, I watch Netflix every day. I didn't even know this show is on. I'm not going to watch this show.

It's called Dead End Paranormal Park, I guess. I think it's a cartoon. And Barney is a teenage transgender character. I have no desire. I have no design. I'm sorry to watch it. My kids aren't going to watch it. My kids don't even know it exists.

They're going to be okay. So the reason why I wanted to play that clip is, so Opie has no take on this at all. I have no desire to watch it. It's not for you. It's a children show. And he goes, my kids don't watch it. Your kids are in high school. This is a children's show.

And I'm getting closer and closer to Adam's theory. These kids have been dead for years. because he still thinks of them as children. They're not children anymore. I got to get them ready for school. Ron's like, what do you mean? They're teenagers. What do you have to do?

We have to walk them to school. Why? Because the cemetery's on the way. Oh, my God. But this whole thing where he's like, my kids don't watch that show. It's like, yeah, of course they don't. And I will just real quick take the conservative angle on this to explain why this is controversial. and listen, you can feel however you want about it.

I think Schaub explained it really well earlier. No, he didn't, actually. He didn't at all. So I'll just explain this real quick. Some gay shit's going down. This is the conservative argument because no one seems to be understanding this on these shows that we're watching. Right now, 3.3% of high schoolers identify as trans. It's less than 1% of adults.

So what is going on? Why are young people thinking that they're trans? Is there something happening? Like, young people are much more malleable? and, you know, you can easily influence them to think things. And if there's children's programming that's like being trans is awesome. This is whatever all the cool kids are doing. Then you're going to get more kids who are trans.

When I was a kid, I thought skateboarding was cool. No one was telling me, you should be trans. I was like, I'm just going to be a skateboarder instead, you know? Do you think you would have been trans if somebody had suggested it? I wouldn't have, but I'm one of the good ones. I see. Anyway, that's the point I'm making. The only reason I bring that up is because why is Opie even covering this if he has no take other than, I don't care for trans people, but they're fine and my kids don't watch the show and I don't watch it, so what do I care?

Even as a shitty radio host, he's reviewing a show he hasn't seen and has a firm opinion on it. Yeah, like, why even, why did you bring it up? I didn't bring it up. And why did you say my kids are going to be okay? Nobody asked you if they were going to be okay. You just ended with that for some reason. That is odd. That's very cryptic.

That is odd. But we got to remember that Opie hasn't really had an identity in a long time. He's a fisherman for a little while, but he hasn't really fish anymore. And he doesn't really seem to have hobbies. He's a lifeguard and a lifesaver. Well, he did do that one time. That's a good point. But, you know, he used to have that hobby of moving his car across the street.

That was fun. That was great. He doesn't do that anymore. He's a regifter. He does re-gift with the best of them. So you've got to wonder, like, what is Opie good at? That's right. He's just decided that he's the greatest father on the face of the earth.

Dude, Elon, Elon, you're a very successful, man. You're trying to get to Maz. I like that you're trying to get to Maz. But you got to sit down with your kids. I don't know how many you got at this point, but you got to sit down with your kids and talk to them. That's all this is. I'm not worried.

I'm not worried because I pay attention to my kids. I give them advice every day. Half the shit they're going to be, they're never going to use. They're probably not even listening. but I talk to him every day. That's all. That's it. That's it.

Opie's gay. Okay. Because you don't, you don't agree with me, right, brother? Oh, shut your mouth. So this is Opie's new identity. And this has just been happening recently. We've been documenting this.

Opie never talked about his family. And now it's all about being a dad. It's always, he's a stay-at-home dad. He's trying to justify it. Like, yeah, I know I make six bucks a stream. That's not my job. Stay-at-home dad. If he had, and remember he said he had three children?

Yes. Did they just get to have a newborn? And he doesn't want to admit it or something? That's the only thing that would explain why all of a sudden he's a father. These kids are in high school. Him and Brendan Schaub, as their careers plummet, they find fatherhood. Yeah. All of a sudden, I realized what's important in life, my family.

Oh, you just figure that out now? Yeah. When I had nothing left and nothing else around me, I finally. return to them and he said I talk to them every day when you live with your kids that's not a phrase you use it's a very odd thing to say that's a really good point yeah yeah I know my kids pretty well I taught him every day that be texted every day I thought you get him up in the morning right soothing poems weird um obi gets a two dollar super chat and uh we all agree hold on I got two dollars I made two fucking dollars to do this today I hope you appreciate it at least

at least hit the like on the way out. And I know this, I love you. You know, when I'm being a dick and obnoxious and loud and doing my silly voices, in the end, I love you. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. But I just got $2. When will Ron be back?

Love the O&A O&R show. Well, Ron does every Tuesday. So it's me. And then, you know, lately we've been squeezing out in another day. He did three days this week. So, Ron is definitely a big part of this. Good. That's what we like.

The Opie and Ron show. O'NR. That's what we're tuning in for on this program these days. And I like how he called it Squeezing Out because it's a throwback to his entrance at the top. Oh, right. Yeah, he's still thinking about his poop. He's got to make a poopie this whole episode. And it was a shorter episode than usual.

It was like 42 minutes because he did have to make do-do. Oh, God, he could have just taken a shit. of the show and yep but five there goes the content right yeah i mean you could have talked about the shit that he took right yeah you're right that's the part of him i think he he thinks is still a shock shock that's a shocking contribution right all right so monday rolls around and uh the weekend brought a birthday party his daughter had a birthday and so he talks about that to start off his show on Monday morning. Oh, no, no, no, told one of my friends that I was getting my daughter a phone for her

birthday, and he goes, how are you, how are you, how are you giving her the phone? I'm like, I'm just going to, we're just going to wrap it and put it with a, oh my God, you can't do that. You can't do that, this person said. I'm like, what do you, you got to figure out a presentation. You can't just have the phone wrapped up in a pile of presents. You've got to think of a really cool, unusual way to give your daughter a phone. I'm like what?

Like a like a gender reveal? And the guy goes, exactly, like a gender reveal. I'm like, oh, my God. So it was up to me. You know, my wife took my daughter as part of her birthday presents, shopping and so-ho. very relatable yep did that conversation

happened this is such a stuttering John thing so I'm talking my buddy at the bar yeah yeah I'm talking to this guy at the bar

and he's asked me like why do we become a lawyer I'm like well to give back you know it's like it's always this weird thing so his buddy tells

you can't just give your daughter a new iPhone it has to be this crazy presentation and if I was having that conversation with the buddy

I'd be like yeah I'll just probably just wrap at her hand it to her how about mind your own fucking business yeah I'm like

also like that just shows how much we worship phones now that's like wow it's your first iPhone ooh it's like a bat mitzvah or something you're like all right well she's an adult now she has an iPhone like fucking calm down everyone i i'm calling bullshit plus if 10 year olds have phones why don't these teenagers already have them that's a weird why do they need alarm clocks that's a weird thing too so this is this big deal in obi's household his daughter's getting her first iPhone And so he, you know, as that conversation you have with his buddy, he showed you, he decided that he needed to have a special way to gift this iPhone to his daughter.

I got the idea how to, how to present the phone. I go, help me. So what we did, because all the balloons were already blown up, I was like, let's do surgery on one of the fancy balloons. What do you mean? I got a, I got a straight edge. razor that i uh keep in my wallet just in case let me pull that out and i uh what i uh i sliced the balloon just a little bit and you might say oh didn't the balloon pop hell i got to be honest i

missed that the first when i was clipping this i have a straight edge razor give my wallet just in case in case she talks back okay well that's a possibility is that the murder weapon no i mean he seems to have a lot of experience and skill with it and he loves talking about it but seriously is this is this like going back to like when he's unleashed in New York City? Is that why he's got a blade in his pocket? He's got a box cutter ready to go hey man, I don't want trouble. Not only is he making all of this up

but this person doesn't exist. He called them one of my friends. I was talking to one of my friends, the phrase we would never say. And then he started referring to them as, so I tell this person, right, and then this person, but it's my wife and my daughter. Right, yeah, very specific about people that, okay, yeah, that's

a very good point. This is either a fight club scenario or he's just completely making it up. slice the balloon just a little bit and you might say oh didn't the balloon pop hell no it didn't pop because it was one of the fancier ones oh we did let a little air out okay that's key to the story we had to like take a straw put it in the balloon let some of the air out and uh we let just enough out where we knew if i uh you know straight edged uh this balloon it wouldn't pop he says air i think he means helium just FYI for the story got a little incision and uh and then i put the phone in there, and I taped it back up, and then we blew the balloon back up.

At that point, I did use the... And then the balloon, you know, it deflated the rest of the afternoon, and I had to keep taping it and taping it. All right. I'm going to put myself in the teenage girl that is Opie's daughter's mindset. A mindset, okay. Yeah. Can you tell the phone, Dad?

Yeah. I don't care if it's wrapped. I don't get if it's out of the box and already set up. Like, whatever. Can I just start using the phone now, please? The presentation is nothing I'm going to remember forever. I don't care. So, Dad, instead of setting up my phone, you did what all day?

Yeah, right. Yes, I keep changing the tape on it. It was a whole thing. I didn't ask for any of this, idiot. All right, so fast forward to when she finally does discover where this phone is hidden. This is a whole crazy thing that's going. on for her birthday. And it took her until yesterday afternoon. Her birthday was Saturday. But yesterday afternoon, she finally noticed that one of the fancy balloons were

deflating. And she goes, Daddy, that balloon feels a little heavy. I'm like, well, that's weird. Let's take a look. Oh, it does feel a little heavy. I'm like, why don't you open up, see what's inside? And then she goes, I don't. She goes, I don't want i don't want i don't want to so i go give me this pen and i went boo i stabbed the dang thing kind of splits open and uh the big reveal her phone was in there and she was very very excited so um i uh you know so i don't think uh i don't think we'll be seeing our daughter anytime soon what what was that what was that yeah i guess you won't be seeing your daughter anymore another excuse well okay so let's break this down

this story that he just told. Let's pretend it's real. Okay. He hides a phone in a balloon. The daughter, hey, that balloon's deflating faster than the other ones. Brilliant observation. All right, that's enough, Dad. No, no, no, no.

Let's explore this more. Nope, I'm good. Just notice that the balloon was deflating. Why don't you pop it? See what's inside? Nah, I'd rather not. I'll pop it so you can see what's inside. If you want to, yeah, sure.

Back your socks off, money. So he pops and he's like, say, hey, look, there's another gift for you here. oh cool so I didn't get this yesterday because you were hiding it is mom here to see this happen why would you go through all of this it's like hiding an Easter basket and after two hours you're like look it's right there behind the fucking cupboard it's right there you know it's like what was the point of any of this because some guy who doesn't exist told me to do it it's for my daughter who doesn't exist and so it could land on the floor right crash to the floor before I give it to her.

This is utter horrid shit. I'd be pissed. It doesn't sound like he knows how his daughter talks. Did you notice? I'm sorry. There you go. I'm good now. I'm good.

We're focused. Adam. I'm focusing all my attention on to you now, buddy. What were you saying? I'm out. Son of a bitch. That's not how his daughter talks. Like he's like, she talks in the same voice as this mystery person.

I don't know. I don't want to. I don't, like, these aren't things kids say. If she was actually talking to him. him, he'd be quoting her and the way she communicates. It wouldn't be all in this same voice every other person talks to him in. So then this next clip got me so enraged. Opie's talking about how this right aide near his house closed down.

Oh, yeah. Might be the same one with the envelopes. Oh, no. I know. He's very fond of this one. And so, you know what, I'm just going to let a play through. I'm not going to pause it. I'm going to get angry, but I'm just going to let it play through.

God. Where am I going to find my thrifty ice cream? And where am I going to get my tamps? Wait, nope, you will you, yeah, I buy tamps. Yes, I buy tamps. First of all, I buy tamps. They're also known as tampons. Where am I going to get my tamps?

Because they make great, little tip, little tip, ready? They make great fire starters. Oh, yeah. Fire stata, fire stata. So where am I going to get my tamps if I can't get them at the Rite Aid? Excuse me, Rite Aid. Well, no, you know what, right A didn't make it easy. Because back in the day, when you had to buy tamps for your loved one,

can you go and give me some tampa? Oh, my God. Yeah, seriously. You're going to be out and I need them. So then you go to the Rite Aid, right, or wherever you get your tamps. And, you know, us guys, you know, you might as well have told us that, you know, we're going to handle a plutonium and then you go to the fucking store right and you see the tamps and you grab a box of the tamps preach brother heavy flow yeah heavy flow yeah heavy flow and then

what do you do you buy i don't know no less than 20 things you don't need so you can bury the tamps on the counter before self-checkout obviously and then of course you get the of course you always get Oh, Tamps. Yeah, Tamps. Oh, heavy flow. Yeah, heavy flow Tamps. Can you just put in the goddamn bag and get me the hell out of here? Stop saying Tamps.

I'm literally angry with rage. Okay. Go ahead. So much annoying about that. So much annoying about that fucking story. He has a punchable voice. It's obviously this bit. It's a hack bit.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Guys, you remember we used to go to. the store and buy tampons for our girlfriends we'd be so embarrassed no no no and if i did i would just buy them i wouldn't have to put 20 other fucking items that's insane it's out of a movie it really is several movies a kentucky fried chicken or kentucky fried movie yeah amazon women on the moon buying is that the one of those yeah one of those buying the condom they're all embarrassed about it it's such a fucking hack bit that he's doing and not not to justify that he's even doing this

Contrast of popular opinion I've dated girls most of my life Never once been set to the store for tampons This has never happened one time Kong you might be tamps Sure Why not? And he just kept going

Just free bleed like the rest of them You have to shut up That was so obnoxious But you didn't have to experience the person you were buying them From looking at them and going heavy flow Huh? Yeah Yeah what what quirks?

who works at a drug store. I've never seen someone purchase tampons before. Extra large condoms, huh? Can we get a price check? Can we? Oh, no. This bit is like from a sitcom. You're the 1,000's customer.

Oh, no. All right. Well, that wasn't bad enough. So someone writes into Opie and goes, ah, it's pretty good fake story that you just told right there. Opie does not like that. Busted. Pretty good fake story.

Giro, my stories aren't fake. sorry. I'm sorry, but they're not fake. There's a lot of obsessed people out there. I wonder why they're so obsessed. What did I do to you? Why did I do to you that you're so obsessed with me? You're doing it right now. Is it this pretty face? We can't see your face. It's a nice sunrise. You get up early to do this. I slept in today. Yeah, Adam gets up early to do this. we did it what an idiot what a fucking asshole so he goes oh you guys are going to fuck with me oh yeah

you think I'm going to react to that you think I'm going to overreact to that you're going to get to me you think you're going to trigger me to do it stupid shit that's embarrassing oh shit I just did all this stuff didn't I fuck and then he continues to argue with the haters

on here which I think is a bad strategy if I'm opi I would not do this no it's how you let them know they're not affecting you Right, yeah, no, this is exactly what you want to do if you want the haters to go away. What else? Deb's saying you made nothing. I made some bucks, Deb, you're all right, Deb? Where's Deb? Deb, you're all right.

Do you need a hug, Deb? Why does it bother you if I make money or don't make money? Can you explain that to me? I'll explain it. It's funny that a multimillionaire living 500 feet above the streets of Manhattan is streaming every morning for $17. It's funny. It's also the only consistent plot line of this show you're putting on. So we're following along.

What else is there to do? We don't have any more questions about the tamps. You also beg for money quite often. Come by, guys. Can't you, like, throw in some money? And we all go, how does this make a dent into your bills? It doesn't cover a minute's worth of taxes that you pay. Why is the lens so dirty?

Why is it so greased up? Yeah, he's doing that on purpose. It's not helpful. But my God, the life of a hater, it's fascinating to me. It really is fascinating to me. And then, you know, and then, and then some of them, yeah. And actually, I get it on a pretty regular basis. They will apologize to me.

I was going through a bad time, and I took it out with you. I'm really, really sorry. And then I got to clinch my teeth because I don't want to forgive anybody. It's something I had to learn through therapy. You got to start forgiving some of these people. So I let them off the hook. I'm like, I forgive you. Yeah.

But then I always ask, well, what did you do in particular? And then they'll tell me something horrific. I'm like, I forgive you. I forgive you. That's how therapy works. Yep. You don't actually forgive someone. You grit your teeth and pretend that you did.

And you're still angry about it afterwards. And then you complained about it on your show. You've definitely got to therapy opi and learned a lot about how life works. I forgive them until they remind me of what they've done. and then I can't anymore. Yep. You know how Jesus would. Right.

This whole arguing with the haters, he's like, learn nothing. And that's consistent across all of these people we cover with Brendan Schaub and Steeltoe and Opie and stuttering John. Yeah. Every single one of these idiots

can't figure out how to navigate the Internet. Well, in Opie's case, I mean, a story is nothing without conflict. Right. He's got nothing. He just has conflict. Well, let's find out how much money he did make to, you know, what Deb know, he's doing very well. More importantly,

even though Deb doesn't think I made a few bucks, I did. I think it was a total of, uh, I got a tenor, a fiver for a membership and a tour. I think it made $17 today. That works. That fucking rocks. Oh, no.

But I just point out, $17 dollars gross opi i mean the net on that is not not great i know he's trying to make a light of it yeah but he also wishes it was a lot more than that which is what people are picking up by which is why they're calling him out on it and just giving him tours

yeah if the goal was 17 dollars that's funny too we nailed it it was out here for an hour to half clang clang clang clang clink he's hitting the tip bell that's perfect but no Opie's going to let us know that he doesn't care about the haters.

There's the cool people who are there in the chat, and that's what he's focused on. We focus on the cool people. The haters, they're going to just be here for whatever reason, doing what, and for who? I don't know. Maybe one of these idiots can explain the whole thing to me because I find it very, very weird. I explain it to you every week, man. We're right here. I know, I really do just explain this to you.

And you see the thumbnail. It's got your face out of it. It says, Ope, it's an idiot. It's a bright green text. I mean, you can watch it. I don't get it. You can find out. We explained it to you every single week.

I like that he sounds like the cool people. Oh, the people who go in there and go morning, Ope. Right. Those are the cool people. They want some more of. The cool people, if they exist, they're nowhere near any of this. No. So then fast forward to Tuesday shows.

So that was Monday show. Tuesday show, we know the Tuesdays is it with Ron. Ron the waiter. And nothing happens for an hour and 14 minutes. Not a thing. Thankfully, an hour and 14 minutes in, Opie starts explaining to Ron what they can do to get more viewers. And Opie knows anything.

It's about growing a show on the Internet. He's done a really good job from being the number two podcast in comedy podcast categories when he started in 2018 to this. So let's hear it, Opie. What's your advice? Dude, if we leaned into the maggoth stuff, we would be twice as big. No, that shit is still huge. Oh, okay.

Huge. But I'd rather just call out both sides, which is really stupid. Ron, I got to go. Holy shit. So Opie still thinks that just whatever subject you're talking about equals viewers. People like Donald Trump, if we were pro Donald Trump, everyone would want to watch us. No, you still have to have content people who are interested in. Ron the waiter talking politics turns everyone off.

I don't care what side of the aisle you're on. When Ron starts talking politics, you're like, okay, I got to go. That's enough of this. But how was Opie that dumb when it comes to how political talk works? So he saw Anthony start talking political more and more on the Opie and Anthony show. And then he went off and did compound media, brought in a lot of people who were talking politics. Anthony was talking politics. Got hired by WABC, which is a right-leaning political.

talk format he's talking politics on his show and so opi goes oh anyone can just talk politics and get an audience yep no look at tony micha's look at john melendez look at john malendez it's obviously not the case oh my gosh richard ojetta yeah he stopped in it we're going to cover it tomorrow on uh w a t s i headed in my nose but then mike grader for w ats i'm like great we'll talk about it there because mike's buddies with ojetta that's a little tease watts on Thursday they're old friends he was on the show he was yes Mike wanted not to like him and then oh jetta charmed his pants off damn like it always happens um all right so yeah so opi uh just said he's got to go you know this is the thing that he does this is his power

move against ron like you're keeping me here i don't want to be here i got to go i got to go for real i'm not i'm not keeping you you keep going but you can't leave me that's the problem I didn't want to interrupt you again. Oh, interrupt me. I interrupt you, and then I interrupt you, and then you go, all right, go,

well, I know, but first of all, you fucking panicked. I didn't respond to your text last night. Ronnie! I can't do the show by, Ryan,

I didn't get it before 30. I didn't know if you were going to make it. I prepared without you. I was going to do 20 minutes on Taylor Swift. Opie, when I responded to. And I had a lot to say about LeBron James. Roddy

Roddy This is brilliant Because Opie's trying to big time him Yeah All right I gotta go Rod and Rod's just like Dude I'm fucking doing you a favor here You ask me if I'm gonna come on the show

And then you're so excited I'm gonna come on the show And he starts revealing text messages He turned to Keanu right now But I'm here for it Ronnie gets stronger with every He does Appearance

He does which is great And so you really let him have there, and this goes on where Ron's like, hey, Opie, you think you don't need many of show? Read the text. Good. When I responded to you this morning, you literally went,

Hallelujah, I've been saved. James, you literally, you went fucking Ronnie, you beautiful, glorious bastard. Why don't you read the text? I was trying to pump you up, you bitch. Yeah. I said, Rod, you motherfucker.

You're awake, you beautiful. in being. That's it. I was, what I hope he would say was, I can just sit back and relax. No, Ron. And I can just let Ron take your driver's seat. You're a lot of work, Ron.

You have no idea. I had 10 minutes on LeBron James. I had a story about a man in Chile. Alien DNA had my own thoughts on. The government shut down. My own thoughts. Bird apps. You're probably a bird app guy, aren't you?

Hey, listen. I have a little tweety bird. Shut up, Rod. Yeah. So, Opie got called out, rightfully so. So he has to explain. I was going to do 20 minutes on Taylor Swift,

10 minutes on LeBron James. Adam, you're watching this more than I am lately. Have you ever seen OPE do 20 minutes on anything? No. He also did cover these topics in this episode, and it was boring as shit, and he ran out of things to say. He's got nothing.

He's not interested in these topics enough to even talk about it. Like going back to that Netflix show, which is like, I don't watch it, my kids don't watch it, who cares? Great, man. Moving on. Yeah, did you see what the people... But my kids are fine, they're fine, they're fine.

Do you see what people were saying about it, have a take on it? That was very revealing when he goes. And this other thing, I was going to have my own thoughts about it. Yeah. Yeah. That should be the case all the time. And then he had to show Ron what the bit was going to be about the bird app. He was like, I was going to say, you use those and you were going to say, I like birds and I was going to say, shut up, Ron.

Yeah. That was going to be great. This shows you that everything in Opie's life is his fault, right? This is the example we need. Because when given complete control of a show where everything is his decision, he finds himself in a situation where he is having to prove his worth to a co-host that's doing all the heavy lifting. Like this is by design.

This was the same shit you were complaining about with Anthony and with Jim. And now you're doing it again with rock. The waiter. Maybe the problem isn't everyone you've ever worked with, Opie. Maybe it's you. Opie, are you listening? Are you taking notes over there, buddy? This is the invite onto your show.

You said someone, you need someone to explain all this weirdness to you. I'm happy to do it. This is it. You got Ron on Tuesdays. Why don't I have Adam on Thursdays? Doesn't that sound fun? That's all a good idea. I'll sing Fiddler.

You're going to get up at 4 a.m. to do this show. I'm already up. Jesus Christ. I'm already up. Let's go. You'll have the purple mouth on this one. It'll be perfect. So then after this back and forth, Opie has to get, you know, the final jab in.

Oh, yeah. And Opie's famous for the hang up. You know, oh, yeah, you want to talk about bling? I have a thing about Donald Trump quickly. You want to hear? I sure do. Okay. So Donald Trump, and this is true, you can fast.

And that's how he ends the stream. Jokes on run. Yeah. Wow. You sure showed him. Mm-hmm. Good stuff, Opie. I have a note that came in on our Patreon that I do want to address and actually,

um, Dr. Steve sent me a note this morning about this very same thing, but vexatious litigant said this in. He said, Opie isn't buying views. All right. Now listen to this. He's simply gaming YouTube and the key is his switch to vertical video.

Now, I did recognize that when Opie started doing his vertical video streams, it did coincide with all of a sudden the numbers started going up. So I was interested in this, and I was wondering what the trick was. He says, YouTube is trying to compete with TikTok with their YouTube shorts, and part of that is promoting vertical video streamers in YouTube shorts feed. So live streamers are now showing up in the YouTube vertical video shorts, just like TikTok has live streamers. Basically, anyone who scrolls past his live stream is counted as a view,

whether they actually watch or keep scrolling. And that's interesting because every day I started doing early socials, We went, oh, TikTok numbers are bullshit. Every single person has millions of views on all of their videos. How is that possible? So all of it's just based on the fact that people are just flipping through this shit, not even paying attention. And that's why OPI's like, wow, we had 20,000 views already today.

And there's 20 people watching and seven comments. Oh, okay. That makes sense. He also said something about this. He mentioned, like, they're not staying. They're just flipping through, but I'll take it. Right. So he goes on to say,

So, yes, the numbers are fake, but they're probably not being bought. They're just hapless shorts users scrolling past another dog shit live stream. And what I thought was interesting about that is that Opie had a chance to explain himself. Yes. The most recent episode we did with Opie where he goes, I'm not buying viewers. People are saying I'm buying viewers. I figured out a way to get viewers. Like, now would be the time.

Elaborate. What do you get there? And he wouldn't explain it. So he's embarrassed. He likes to brag. about the, 37,000 views. Wow, he likes to brag about it. Right. He'll talk to Ronnie about, I keep calling him Ronnie.

Right, he talks to Ron the waiter about how many views they have. But he doesn't explain what he did to do that because he knows that it's bullshit. It's the equivalent of, you're on 951, and someone is going from 94-1 to 96-5. And he's hit that frequency for a second.

They're like, oh, we got listeners. There's also Google ads and YouTube ads. I don't know if you know anybody that's bought those, but those are separate from buying views, but if you buy them, they give you views. If you take out an ad

for your video, they will, views will show up randomly on your page with comments that don't match that number. So there's things like that he's probably doing, none of which means more people are watching the show, because he could easily just become MAGA, and then all the viewers would just flock to him.

That's all thanks, man. He has the answer. He has, he the winning formula that's it could you imagine if he actually tried that oh he just shows up with a fucking make america a great again hat like he's way behind the times it would look like Brendan shop in texas he would just think he's fooling

everyone and anyone who's a true believer would see right through it yeah he'd still have no take at all oh yeah of course he's like isn't trump doing great stuff like like what oh he uh made it easier to buy tamps by megad of the private channel

will be out of just a moment it's freaking out about using the word tamps she says no one no one says tamps it's absolutely not a thing that anybody says but opi might be cooler than megan let's give them the benefit of doubt on this one guys are we ready to find out is it gay yeah i think we are Megan good to see you hello we missed you last week how was Vegas oh it was fun I went to see the golden nights and they won so it was a fun game little ice hockey yeah Good to have you back, Megan. For those who are unaware.

And Annie is here with us as well. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello indeed. Guys, we all know. Are you going back to Vegas this weekend to hang out with Pulper? I wasn't invited, so no. I'm seeing John Malaney on Sunday, so I'm excited about that.

Nice. Yeah. Sounds like a much better use here time. Yeah. Maybe I'll go to Vegas. I haven't heard from Pulper in months, And now all of a sudden on the show today, he says, oh, I got a room for you in Vegas.

And he said it wasn't a murder-suicide scenario. He said that on Rock. That's what they always say, though. Oh, is that what they always say? Should I not fall for that? Okay. Someone pocketed the money there. It's time to play.

Is it gay? Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Everything is super when you're going on. this sounds incredibly fucking gay i think we got a new is it gay jingling uh remind me next week i think we i think we got another uh entry into is it gay but we all know the game we all know how to play it let's get right to it uh this is our first clip we have to figure out if aaron is going to say the thing that he's talking about is gay or not no no you don't understand you're fundamentally

something they don't believe in right like that's just it's it's one thing that's always been weird to me like religious like homosexuality and religion like you have to understand that's like being like hey why i'm just the devil why do these people hate me like because that's because you're playing the part my friend the devil to them it's like wearing a three-piece suit to a toga party and wondering why they won't let you in why am i the odd man out i got a really nice tie here like yeah fuck off yeah we're wearing togas dude and we're going to start checking each other off later oh jesus that's what i signed up for Well, I mean, why else?

Could you have that attire on? Are Toga parties gay? Adam? I mean, this has to be a misdirect, right? You wouldn't put that first. Jacking off dudes in Toga was not gay. But I'm going to have to follow my heart here and just go gay. Carl.

I think it's gay. Chris. I think it's a misdirect, not gay. All right. Annie. I think it's gay, and not only that, it's double gay, because that's the first example he thought of oh a toga party yeah yeah it could be women yeah why was it all do let's be honest it's gonna get gay it's uh yes all right chris oh we're thinking it over there i like

that go fuck yourself you're not wrong all right that was uh round one we're going into round two oh i should ask you megan we had an idea a couple weeks ago about making the bonus round one we have to pick between gay weird or something else did you do that in this one yep oh awesome okay so everyone's in it the whole time anything can happen we got a bonus round with the extra points not just for me this time for everyone involved yeah that's fun and this is all well well she's like oh yeah fuck charlie kirk he was a homophobe he was this he was that god she's shameless she really is shameless. I mean, I really don't mind that she talks a whole bunch of shit. In fact, I'm entertained by it. But the fact that she talks a whole bunch of shit and then wants people to feel

bad for her and then right, like less than two weeks after a guy was killed by a crazy lefty who got radicalized online and hated Charlie Kirk, the fact that she's going to less than two weeks later try to spin it into, I'm the victim here. Is it gay to call yourself the victim after someone you disagree with gets assassinated. Chris. Not gay. Annie? Not gay?

Carl. He's talking about Charlie Kirk's widow, right? I think so. Yeah, okay. I'm going to say not gay. Adam. I'm going to say not gay, but it's hard to believe somebody wearing that shirt. We were all thinking it.

I think this was like his third war dress. robe change in this. Gay. Yeah. It's wearing the New Mexico shirt. All right. So what did you got? Do you put in your...

Not gay. Not gay. All right. That's wild. All right. Nice. Very good. I'm going to make the game harder. All right.

Let's slow down, Meg. And I like winning. I don't mind it being a little bit easy for us. All right. Round three. You know, Minnesota is a good. state. We've got our problems. We've got higher taxes. We got a lot of liberal politicians. But you know what? You stay away from Minneapolis, St. Paul, and maybe parts of Duluth. And the state's pretty goddamn nice. I don't. And people have been telling me, Aaron, open your

eyes. Aaron, you're being a bitch. Aaron, you're being a piece of shit. I think I have to yield. I mean, it's every day. And now Walls wants a third term as governor. it's getting closer to my doorstep. I mean, St. Cloud, I had to tweet about it yesterday, which is... Is tweeting about local and state politics gay? Carl. Yes, I think it is. Annie.

If I know anything about Minnesota, if it's coming out of there, it's definitely gay. Adam. I'm going gay. Chris. Going to try and steal a point, not gay. All right. Let's go. He's a stupid thing to do.

I mean, tweeting is gay, but yes, I heard stupid. I was like, shit. And then yes, he redeemed himself. Tweeting is gay. That is true. All right. What's the score right now, Chris? What do we got?

You three are tied with three, and I'm not doing quite as well. Oh, we're all perfect. All right. Round four. Let's go. That Ilhan Omar minus the hijab could be kind of cute. it's that is not a that that's not any kind of a statement on her politics or anything like that root says she's fucking hot yeah i know aOC's hot i think ilhan omar could be cute

that's about is that about it for democrats the uh the black chick isn't too bad Jesus Christ Jasmine Crockett She's not she's not bad either She's got like that Candice Owens thing going on When she straightens her hair This is the biggest racist I'm sorry

You're running the show I keep going This was my favorite one I did It's great Is it gay to find these Democratic Congress women hot Oh Adam

Well you know when they do things To make themselves more white I like it better. Yeah, right. Put on a blonde wig, tuts. I don't like all that weird, strange shit. It's not American. I just think he's going to say gay for some reason.

I'm going gay. It's got to be gay. Chris. I'm going not gay. I'm with you. I don't think it's gay. God, I'm fucking racist. All right.

We all had it. We all had the answer there. I was happy to lose that one. That was fair. All right. I think I just took the lead with that one. You did. Here is round five, the last of our normal rounds,

and then we'll get into our bonus round for the big prizes. Okay, good. Additional time massage is... Oh, there you go, Johnny. Here's your tie massage. You ready? Okay. Thank you for sending us this on a wall.

A unique and powerful healing art that combined stretching, acupressure, assisted yoga, joint mobilization and breathwork while working the energy lines of the body, also known as send lines or send sit. Stimulating sense it helps to clear blockages or stagnation to help balance the body physically and energetically. This style of massage is performed on a floor mat with the client wearing loose comfortable. Is Thai massage gay?

Carl? It looks really gay. I'm going to say it's gay. Chris. I'm sticking with not gay just because it's the fifth time I said not gay. All right. Annie. We're not going on swinging, right?

Yeah, right? Punk. Not gay? Adam. I am going, uh, chai rock chai, which means gay in Taiwan. Okay. Nice. I hope that's true.

Me too. That allows for full movement. By combining rhythmic rocking. It's gay. That was almost Trump-esque. He's been doing that a lot lately. That's great. I love that Aaron knows that we're calling him out,

we're calling everything gay and having no creativity at all, and he still can't help himself. Well, he gets laughs. He does. He doesn't get laughs from us for him. All right. In his defense, I think that one was gay.

No, I know. I'm with you on that. That's why I said that. All right. so even though it was a man and a woman in the video they were watching right or is that too mad i couldn't tell all right i can't tell what are the scores you're leading with five oh adam's got four and he with three and i have less okay so you're out of it but it's three points for the bonus round and the bonus round's more difficult because uh what are our choices

i'm going to play the clip should i play the clip first then you tell us what the choices are okay this is my first time doing this guys you nervous bear with me all right. I'm trying to audition to be a game show host, as you know. We have another, you know, the original title of today's show was Minnesota is a cesspool or Minnesota's falling apart or whatever, something we could all agree on. By the way, day three of collared shirts only on the toe. Polos are going to be as trashy as it gets from now on. I'm inspired by Nick Fuentes.

All right. Is Aaron going to say that his wardrobe inspiration, is gay, fancy, or loud. Wow. Okay. Uh, Annie. Can you remind me who his inspiration was? Nick Fuentes.

I'm going to choose number three, loud. Chris. I went fancy. Carl. I thought fancy as well. I'm going to go, just because he did that misdirect of like, oh, he's there's shitty polo shirts.

So I think it's fancy. Adam. Yeah, he really was festive in that one. So I'm going to go with fancy. All right. Wow, no one's taken gay on this one. So I'm gay now. Ah!

Well done, Megan. Oh, that's well done. Knock, knock, who's that gay? Well, none of us got the bonus round, but it does mean that I am the winner. Can't win shit on the creep off, so I got to come over here and try to win stupid stuff.

I noticed he didn't spin the wheel. I didn't. I'm spinning the wheel on Monday. Oh, okay. I don't want to talk about it. Knock, knock, who's there, gay? Still one of the greatest drops of all time. All right.

Let's poke a dabbler. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler. What do you say, Carl And ladies and gentlemen And the Adam Bush Are you ready

To poke A dabbler Well come on activity A shit way alleging you're engaging Well, therein lies the problem Zero If he's going to say that my mom hasn't been at the house Then he's fucked

Because she has been What did John say next? Next, here are your choices. Number one, that's the only thing he's going to try and figure I figured. B, if he's looking for light at the end of that rainbow, he's wrong. Next. That's the move. He's pretending not to know, I already know that he knows.

Four, that's the only thing I can think that he's going to try and think. and lastly shit wearer's not the sharpest guy in the drawer if he thinks that to pull god damn it a dablin this game is brilliant

cardiff is the best he really is coming up with some great ones here I'm gonna go with one that's the only thing he's gonna try and figure I figured that's not right but I'm going one what do you say Adam Bush

I'm going four it's a variation of the same thing that's the only thing I can think that he's going to try and think Megan I'll go with Lastly Okay Not the sharpest guy in the drawer

I like that Annie Uh B If he's looking for light at the end of the rainbow He's wrong I love that Producer Chris I also went with

Four And I just want to point out This is the shortest Poker dailer ever It's appreciated Thanks Cardiff Yes thank you Cardiff If he's going to say that my mom hasn't been at the house, then he's fucked because she has been.

So that's the only thing I could think that he's going to try and think. But whatever he's a legend, he's fucking, you know, I am not a criminal. Who got that? Chris and Megan? Adam. Oh, Adam got that. Oh. Good job.

Thanks for believing in me. Good job. And, you know, so he's fucked. Marijuana is legal here. So I don't know what he's talking about. So fucking, all I know is that he's fucking committing slander, and he's defaming me. So, you know, and he doesn't realize it. And it's fucking against the law everywhere, but it's certainly against the law in the state of Alabama.

It's strict when it comes to that. So that's why, I mean, dude, I don't care. I'll pay for an Alabama attorney. It doesn't matter to me. But I'm going to warn him first. And then comes the fuck. fucking lawsuit. I don't give me shit. I'm not afraid to sue. You fucking kidding me?

I want to be just like Alabama. Oh, I would love you'd have to get a lawyer. You can't even afford an attorney. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. And that's right. Adam Bush is a... It's in my nature.

sit eugene sit good dog what's this falling out you're having with cardiff electric he didn't have to cut out the word winner every time he called me a winner he didn't have to plead that out it doesn't sound like he was saying i won that's all we know didn't sound like he was saying that what have we done today we've done it all we talked about brendon shab and uh brendon's kids letting him down he's not hitting the ball over the fence every time that's not cool it loses we talked about dana carvey interviewing amelio estabez even though he couldn't hear him we talked about uh chat zoomock claiming that adam was watching a show but refused to be in

the chat room when i want anyone to know that he was there steeled out with canteen fridays coming up as he serves his weekends in jail uh stuttering john had a big following out over his birthday weekend his friends don't like him anymore and he just can't figure out out why that is. Anthony Coomia is not worried about a lawsuit. He owns a suit and he will show up to court without an attorney and just say, Your Honor. And he'll win. Point to John. Okay. Okay. Go on. Stuttering John was on with Opie with Jim Norton. And that was quite compelling. Thanks to Adam for pulling that together. Of course, Ron the waiter is gaining strength every single day. Carl one is a gay. Adam to poke a dab.

where you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The TV. The TV. This is the part of the show we play a couple of the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode for these podcasts, which will be happening this Saturday, as it always does. And I'm excited about this episode. No. If you're listening, this guy is wagging up a storm on the screen right now.

Sorry. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Okay, well, it's so, so, I'm so glad to have you here. Usually, the first question, we asked all of our guests, just straight and simple, who are you? And then how did you get into the furry fandom? Oh, I like that question. Well, my name is Max, Max Fluffy.

I am a Twitch streamer. I do silly little videos. I also post on TikTok, Instagram, a little shorts of... Their name tags are wiggling. Is that what bothers you about this, Annie? This furry podcast? I'm desensitized to furries. So, yes, that's the part that bothers me.

This is a show called Barkcast. This is a suggestion from Kaya. Doug from Who's Writing Kaya will be back on the program this Saturday. Very exciting. It's been a long time since we've had our little Turkish friend Kaya on the show. Who's an adult now? I'm not getting excited until he's actually on the show. I know.

but he actually picked this episode. So he better not back on. Actually, I believe that part. He is out of the show. Yeah, so I think he's going to be on for that reason alone. So I'm very excited about that. That's great. And, of course, if you're on the YouTube as a member,

or if you're on our Patreon, you can watch that live on Saturday afternoon. I don't think the Cubs are playing, so that's good. Finally, a show I can do without being distracted by baseball. Do we have any new reviews? And, of course, people on Spotify are leaving comments under individual episodes. Yeah, I actually have two reviews coming in from the U.K.

Okay. You can leave reviews in the other countries, and if they are left on Apple, they will be picked up automatically by Coleman's spreadsheet. So don't forget, you can leave reviews in other countries. So the first one comes in from Cranberry Electric, and it says, my image was released to the press. I should not be approached to call police immediately. And then producer Chris has lovely hair. Sounds like a five-star No, that's a one-star

No shit Your hair couldn't get us One extra fucking star I'll see myself out Seriously, it's disappointing All right But he comes in with another one saying Annie stop ignoring my updates

Because I don't check the spreadsheet I pulled them straight from the website So that's my fault And one star for Annie Oh So that's what that says Okay It's only fair to show his picture then

Fair enough But that one's a five-star review Oh, okay Oh, Jesus Christ. This is all so confusing. Megan, did you see any comments on Spotify you want to read for us? Yes. I'll read two from episode 660, and then I'll read two from 660 since I wasn't here last week.

Okay. From episode 660, I thought this was an interesting comment from two cones. I just listened to an old ONA, and they mentioned donkey lips. My mind almost exploded. that's interesting I was wondering if the lore of donkey lips in this kind of world

was more than we thought you do see these characters come together in strange ways yeah yeah so I'd love to hear that segment this one's from user 1215 822-2-267

ha ha ha this podcast can't have a following. Everyone who is ever on it literally looks autistic and doesn't leave their house ever. Fair. What? It's outrageous. Annie and I feel seen. I have a couple from episode 6662 from last week. I'm so thankful Chrissy Mayer started the Dabbleverse. I see what you did there. And that was from Lance. from taco tires. That Gino bit was booty cheeks.

Yeah. Gino Burrow was on the program last week. That was very fun. I just wanted to say booty cheeks. Yeah. You did a good job with it too. I love how many people were like, you can never have Gino Bisconti back on the show.

Right. It was incredible. All people thought that was Gino. I mean, props to Rocco. He does good impressions. You know, it would be really interesting. If Aaron does go to JN. for the week, and then Rocco, as

Gino covers his show. He'd probably get the most views he's ever had. Not that I'm suggesting it, but... Be better than Johnny Crutches taking over. Yeah. That's for sure. He could have a Johnny puppet. A Johnny puppet.

A wee little puppet. He might be a puppet now. Lockhe's pretty good. He might have been a puppet for months. Yeah, right. Guys, it is time to check in on our voicemails. Of course, we have a very special voicemail bumper. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a mid. Rock and rolla. That's right. This is the Gary in San Diego, rock and roll a voicemail segment, starting with our perfect listener calling in. Hey, Carl. Perfect listener, PM calling in. Hey, I really love a show lately,

especially the partial Cubs scores. Tulane is love that. Yeah. Carl, you're taking your eye off the puck, as it were. Baseball, strikeouts, pitching changes, and home runs. Football, 60-minute clock, 11 minutes of action. The Red Wings and Sabres are about to break camp for another season of irrelevance.

But hey, next time we're in Detroit, can you call or a text? Take in a game. It seems like that was a hockey fan. Don't worry. We'll be talking about the Sabres live on the show very soon. I'll be complaining about that. And it looks like he's ready to quit. He's like, I'm not going to

watch you watch more sports on this show, Carl. Don't worry. They won't make the playoffs. It's fine. That won't happen. Promise. Yep. That was a pretty gay episode.

Sounds pretty gay. Thank you, Carl. All right. That's a good ending. I like that. Oh, this is interesting. I didn't pick up on this. Hey, Carl.

I was watching a John this afternoon. and it was incredible. He was talking about Night of the Living Dead, and he was like, you know, George Orwell, which is so funny because this guy never shuts the fuck up about how he went to NYU, but he can't remember that it was George Romero. And on top of that, it's like you look unlearned on two fronts

because not only do you not know it was George Romero, you also don't know that George Orwell is an author because you don't fucking read. But anyway, call me back. He did 1984 and Night of the Living Dead. Fucking idiots. Pencils, erases, done. Got it.

Makes sense. John is affecting our listeners in negative ways sometimes. Am I the only lunatic that walks around his house at 11 a.m. on a Monday morning going. Go la. No? Yeah, I know. It's a problem. It happens to all of us.

That guy actually called back a day later. I can't stop it, Carl It is infectious. That is true. Apparently we're censoring in the voicemails. Did you guys know that? Yeah.

There's a lot of censorship going on in this program. I didn't think the WATP phone line would become something political. Kind of bullshit, Carl. Used to be able to call the line, give your opinion, anything like that. Now, if you say anything about Drew, you don't get on.

If you say anything about any of your little friends, what's going on? Are you maggots the same way? I know you guys like to listen to the orange sound, but come on, bro. What's the phone line for? You've become a Drew Lane where if somebody says something, you don't put it online. You little faggot podcaster. Hey, Mike, what's up? We actually just try to find entertaining voicemails, sir.

I mean, you can call us names. You can do all that kind of stuff. have a take don't suck as Jim Rome would say I mentioned that John talks about his tolerance being really high but then he gets wasted out of stream drinking light beers and we go well does he really have a high tolerance?

People picked up on something that may or may not be true. Hey Carl, I forgot to say this in my previous message. You were also talking about John getting shithoused all five beers that could be a sign that is liver shutting down. Like, I know late-stage alcoholics, their liver stops working, and they get drunk really easily.

So, who knows, maybe he'll never even finish the lawsuit. All right, well, call me back. His liver's on vacation, sir. It'll be back. Actually, there's also another sign, itching. The itching he's been doing. Yeah, you're right, that's another sign. Organ failure?

Is that what that is? That's exactly what it is. Yikes. Hey, Carl, it's Dave from Buffalo. I'm just watching, just stutter and fuck here. And he's saying one story about his, you know, his art, art and pieces or religion in pieces, all that nonsense. Yeah. And he mentioned about his time of the show briefly and asking people their religions and getting hamperts, you know, all that nonsense.

Anyway, I just thought, how much have you tried to get, trying to really get a whole, I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure you have, but getting a whole. hold of some of the people. We got to hear from some of the fucking people he worked with at the Tonight Show. Even if they're, you know, I don't know if Adam could get a hold of some of the behind the scenes, people, you know, even if they're anonymous, I mean, there's probably fucking some gold. But anyway, I just wanted to fucking give you a shout. Keep up to good work later. Adam? I don't know if the Tonight Show people will, but I'm working on some of his former band members.

Ooh, how about that for a teaser right there? That sounds good. We're not to it, but they're not fans. All right, well, that's good. It's good to know. Oh, this is an update on Keanu's live stream in case you aren't paying attention to Keanu and her mom. Carl Deluxe, when John was melting down on his birthday,

you might have missed it. Kiki's show was live and just to give you a heads up, Michelin, got a new hairstyle. It's eggplant is the color. Her stylist suggested it, and she likes it. And then they were going to cover Corey Feldman being thrown off dancing with the stars. Michelin did not know who Corey Feldman was. And then Eugene yelled in a little bit about how much he loves the Chargers.

So, again, I think it was about 48 to 35 people viewing most of the time. It was an exciting show. Hello, darling. All right. Thank you, Deluxe. What are they doing over there? Does anyone even know? Guys, thank you so much for hanging with us.

It's been a marathon, but we appreciate you being here, especially you, producer, Chris. Oh. You didn't expect that, did you? No. Because I was lying. Oh. Annie, thank you for being here. Where can people find you?

They can find me when I move into my new studio at insanity.com. I-N-N-N-E-I-T-Y.com. Are you physically moving? No, I'm, like, moving into that room because I got. a nine by six, like, office desk. So I needed a room that's not a small hallway. No one told me there was going to be boasting. All right, Annie.

Calm down over there. Not everyone's doing so well, all right? Jeez. Adam, anything you want to plug, my friend? I want to encourage everyone to listen to Blind Mike's take on Bill Burr. Yes, it is a wonderful episode and hearing somebody... So cathartic to listen to. It's, yeah, I don't want to give anything away, but I encourage everyone to give everyone to

to listen. He's great. Megan? See in Vegas this weekend? Oh, yeah. I'll be there. All right. Very good. Part of Pulper's Kool-Aid club. We're going down together. Oh, yeah. Just do it. All right. I'll be fine. We'll get on it. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here, right? I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Don't be so trite.