Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep669 - Mojo in the Morning

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

We’re celebrating Jocktober by revisiting Mojo in the Morning, a show that airs in Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Toledo. Bianca is the newest member of the show and she might be super hot! Oh wait… nope, we checked her Instagram. Either way, she has an unpleasant conversation with a coworker and that becomes a call-in segment.  Trucker Andy joins the show to reveal that their listeners are cucks and that Mojo has the worst take ever on the NBA gambling scandal. Ray DeVito has a drunk cokehead on his show and talks to her like she’s speaking coherently. Erock sent in an example of radio’s dystopian future, the Fred Show’s fake “waiting by the phone” segment, and a pre-recorded NYC morning show. Opie is back at Gebhard’s with Ron the Waiter and they have the worst possible takes on ICE raids and the NBA gambling scandal. Kevin Brennan failed miserably trying to sabotage Stuttering John’s standup show with Geno and Keanu in New Brunswick, New Jersey. Speaking of StutJo, he was wasted on Friday night with guest Ava Raiza who admits she visited his trans son’s house. What?? We end with Net News and your voicemails. Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also, we encourage our listeners. Give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing Mojo in the morning. This is a suggestion from multiple Detroiters. We've all listened separately, not discuss it with each other beforehand. And let's get into it this show that we covered last year with Trucker Andy and producer Chris. So we're coming back again for another Jocktober with Mojo in the morning. The host have changed a little bit.

We still have Mojo and Shannon Murphy on the news. Last year, Kevin Irwin was a new hire. And they're all excited to have a black man. And Mojo wasn't sure how to talk to him. It was very awkward. And we have Lydia. And then we have Zach and Bianca. And these guys are on in Detroit Grand.

Rapids and Toledo, Ohio. And they are a traditional radio show, morning zoo style show on the hit station that they're on. And of course, they've got lots of sounders and lots of segments and lots of bits. 95500. This Mojo in the Morning's 5 is 655. She's been on with us all week. Give it up for Ari.

Yeah, Ari. Nice to have you back, Ari, for 10 today, double digits. Yes, good morning. Happy Friday. Yes. We're going to get you a good weekend, hopefully, here. We're taking on Emily unless Emily wants to step in front and say, no way. I know I'm an asshole, so spare me the comments.

But that kind of energy at 6.55 a.m. It's like, hey, we got Shannon on the phone here. Are you ready to win some prizes? I just be like, I don't know, Mojoa. I don't want to be up right now. Shut up. I haven't had my coffee yet. It sucks.

But there's just so much energy going and so many things happening. Lots of applause going on in the show. So you say, Carol, 5 at 655, that sounds intriguing. What's all that about? Well, I'll tell you. This is where they have two people call in for pop culture questions. They each get five questions. And who can get the most pop culture questions correct?

I'll give you an example of what type of pop culture questions we're talking about. Drake turns 39 today. What's the name of the. hit Canadian teen drama series that he once starred on. The Grassy. Question number two, Megan Markle is teasing some new on social media lifestyle brand. What's it called? Three seconds.

Oh, um, the gold. I'm not sure. I'm sorry. I'm not passing that one. Question number two, the big story today is that the FBI has indicted 30 people in relation to illegal sports betting with the NBA, what does FBI stand for? That's insane. I did not see it going in that direction.

That's pop culture with FBI stands where they've been around for a bit. I think someone in the 40s or 50s would know the answer to that, but maybe I'm wrong about it. So I was happy to say both of these ladies are taking this. Both didn't know who the fuck Megan Markle's bullshit was. Oh, good. So that was pleasantly surprising. You shouldn't know that.

Yeah. They do all the other answers. They didn't know that one. So that was good. Andy, you listened to. The episode I listened to was from yesterday morning. Yeah. What did you listen to?

I listened to the episode from the 20th. And when you say this is a traditional radio show, it most definitely is in my clip one. I didn't even know people still did this. What's up, Becky? How you doing? Becky. Hi. First time, long time.

Hey, baby. The fact that you would... Hold on a second. They celebrate first time, long time? That's what I'm saying. You're going to carry on like that for something that is a trope that is beaten into the ground and not interesting. But what is interesting is... Hey, Carl, we've been listening for a while, and I've called it three or four times.

Whoa! That's awesome. Thanks for coming out. Yeah. All right. And it goes on like that. I mean, that's not far off. You're doing that as a bit, but...

I love doing Jock Tover shows. I get to play with my board a lot. What's insane, though, when we were younger and terrestrial radio is more prominent, you had to call and probably sit on the line or hang up and call back and try and get through. You had to fight to get through. Right. Those days are long fucking gone. I was on hold for the Jim Rome show for many an hour.

Yeah. Got to the call screener a couple times, but that's what you would expect. But now in America, the cut 2025, radio comes to you, Carl, clip two. Wow. The phone number is 844-4-mojo live, but if you feel more comfortable and you want to just text and even if you want to just text and say, hey, I got, You know, I got something for this topic. Just say, hey, call me with a, you know, a response. We'll call you.

Wow. And we'll get you on the radio. And then when you are on the radio, tell Lydia who will call you if you're a first time, long time. If you're first time caller to the show, but you've been listening to the show for a long time. Or a first time short time, too. We'll give it a nice shout out too. Hey, Moho, what's your pager number? But they're like, we'll call you and put you on the air.

and then make a big deal out of the first time, long time, if you tell... That's crazy. They make a big deal out of that. Like, cold calling people at home. Do you want to be on the radio? No, okay. First time, short time, you can also say, I don't really care about your show at all, but I've never called it before.

Sweet, all right! Thanks for me. Very fun. All right, what else happened on the 20th of October, Andy? I guess there is a TikTok trend of inserting AI people into, your home and then calling your wife and showing her that a hot maid

is cleaning your house. I've seen that one. This one is a workplace shooter showing up at your place of work and you telling your boss that everyone's lives are in danger and Mojo shitting his pants about it. Clip three.

Listen, I worry about your security in... No, you're worried about your safety too. I'm not going to lie to you. I do. But I worry more about the women on the show, too. Not that Kevin and I, or Zach, are any manly men. I'll be outside with the signs.

See, that's why you need to hide a knife in here. Kevin, that's right. On Friday, Kevin told us, Kevin hides multiple. They're going on and on about a fake person just walking into the radio station. Meanwhile, this guy's milling around in the background. But clip four, I think, is where I think I mixed up the

AI intruder clips. Clip four is the setup. for this. I don't know what's going on. We were like freaking out, you know, because we're thinking that this is crazy. Then we hear that he's, this guy is walking through the actual building here. And then they send what picture you held up a second ago and you can hold that picture up again. That's fun.

This picture of the guy. Now, this is when I start freaking out because this is when I come in and I didn't know that this had been happening. But then I saw the photo. Yeah. Of this guy walking in the hallway. So. That looks really real. Yeah.

AIs comes so far that we can kind of sort of make out a person on somebody's phone being held up to the camera. If you're only listening to this, this is this is very poorly produced segment that these women have decided to prank Mojo with. And now that previous clip makes a lot more sense. That's all coming together. Yeah. But in this last one, clip five, Mojo is saying, you scaring the shit out of me is not. funny, guys. This is, this can be equated to something that a lot of women could relate to. This is the male equivalent of, uh, clip five.

Good morning. I just wanted to say, it's a harmless prank. They're having fun on a Monday. And it's not. The prank, too. It's a prank until it actually happens and nobody believes us when this happens. I'm telling you, you don't know. Safety you don't prank about. That's like saying, hey, guys, I was raped. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. No. That's a bad example. Whoa. Mojo.

What? You're raping my eyes with this AI intruder. I love to hear this show on April 1st. This is Mojo. I just got raped. It was just a prank guy. April fools. No, but there is a shooter here.

That's real, no. That's for sure. All right, so you showed us just now, Bianca. Bianca's the newest member of the show. And if you guys remember last year, there was Kristen Penrose, and I was in love with. She's not on the show anymore, but she was like a tab. And I immediately went to her Instagram, and we started looking around on there. So you see Bianca, she was one who was showing her phone of the intruder.

So I went to check out... She's kind of cute. Her Instagram, look at these selfies. Oh, shit, she doesn't look like that in the morning. Look at these selfies that she's taken in her car right here. Hmm. It's like, whoa. Hey, what?

So that's what I was saying. So that I'm like, well, I need to investigate further. Is this AI? And, wow, there's some trickery going on, because this is what she really looks like. Oh, yeah. She's a bit thick. She's a thick gal. She was on stage with Steel Panther last night.

I think I did see her on the pole with Steel Panther last night. So, anyway, I just wanted to, you know, let everybody know that the show's going in the wrong direction. I come to young ladies. Wider. It's going in a wide direction. It's going out instead of it. and so the segment that I'm going to feature here is with Bianca and Bianca has an issue with Rhonda who also works at the station and this seems very similar to something that Howard

Stern would do where it's like hey I heard Gary and Sal had a little thing in the hallway yesterday and we'll get Sal in here I want to hear what he has to say about what Gary's and then we'll bring Gary in and he'll get this fight going and get these put these guys against each other. So that's what the setup period for Rhonda versus Bianca. So I know what you do. I know you do sports reporting. I did not know you had your own radio show and that you were on air.

I did not know that. So I asked you, I was like, oh my gosh, Rhonda, I did not know you're on the air. And you went crazy. What did she do? Wait a minute. Okay. So Bianca disrespected. Rhonda has been there for 16 years.

And so Mojo's like, oh, sweet. telling me what she did. She went crazy. This is awesome. I can't wait to hear the recreation of this. And so Rhonda says, no, no, no, I'll tell you exactly what I said. I remember exactly what I said. I'll tell it because I'm not embarrassed by it. I was, yes, I was embarrassed because it's the most obnoxious thing that I could say because I'm not like that because I really don't care. It's the way you said it because she said, you're on the air. And I got so mad because there are certain people around the building that go. what exactly do you do?

And I've been with the company for 16 years. I work in sports. What more do you need to know? And then she said that and I go, you want to know about me? Google me. And you said, you walked out and you said, you need to learn.

Pretty crazy incident, huh? I'm glad they brought her in for this segment. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because this is the thing that happened the day before where the woman felt disrespect and said, Google me. I was wondering what Megan was going to do after Scorch. Oh, you don't know? I've been fucking up sports statistics for 16 years.

Oh, okay. So that was the whole anecdote. And I'm like, why did they make this a segment or why do they bring Rhonda in to even talk about this? And then we find out exactly why. I bring it up because there are so many people going into a work job right now, a J-O-B right now, that there are people in their office that have no idea what they do, have no clue what kind of work that they do and how much they mean to their company and how much they work. And they probably feel minimized by everybody else around them that has no clue. So I want those people who feel that way to call in and tell us about your Ronda moment. I want to tell you the moment that somebody said to you, oh, you do that here?

Or what exactly do you? Okay, so this woman was kind of rude to the other woman, and now it's a calling segment on the show. You guys even having meetings about this? We'll just tell us what happened yesterday. We'll figure it out. I watch you people to fill some time. Give us a call. Well, I was getting in line at the supermarket, and somebody swooped in and got in front of me,

and I called them a twat, and that was my Ronda moment, acting like a big twat in public. See, you would have been a good caller. And a first time, long time. We talked about this with Batard. This is a show for women. Terrestrial radio, there's nobody listening to this except for moms dropping their kids off at soccer practice. Yeah, and they go home and watch the view.

I know. I don't know that real entertainment exists out there. So they're just putting this shit on in the car. It's boring. It's mindless. Yeah, it's so terrible. That's a perfect segue to my next clip because, Now that they've had this conversation, they've had it out,

we're just literally listening to a legit female co-worker conversation, one that you would overhear at your job and be like, okay, I'm walking the other way. Well, Ron, I don't want you to think that I was trying to be disrespectful because I truly admire what you do. I wanted to shadow you back in the past because I was very interested in your sports side and things. Right, and I just don't see what you do on a day-to-day basis. Like, I think what you do is super cool. I was just curious.

I was wanting to know for my own thing. Well, that's because I sit in the back. Nobody comes to us. All right. Hold on. Let me grab some calls here. Let me grab some calls. Mindy, what's going on?

It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Oh, my God. I felt like I was in the fucking HR department right now. I know. Okay, are you guys good now? Can you guys both coexist in the company? Yeah, we're all good now.

Sorry, I didn't know your journey. You're basically the Harriet Tubman of radio. I mean, nobody could see the underground railroad. That's you, right? You're a fucking hero. So a woman calls, and they start taking these calls. And a woman calls you know, I, I've, I've been at this company for three years,

and this woman thought I was still an intern. I haven't been an intern since 2023. And Mojo said something that's quite profound. Listen up, stuttering John Mulan does. Oh, geez. Yeah, that sucks. Can I tell you, I always felt this in radio. If you start off as the intern,

you've got to almost go somewhere else and get hired in because everybody always considers you still the intern. It's so true. Yep. That's what you're supposed to do. Hey, look at me. I had an internship with the Howard Stern Show. Can I work at your radio station now?

sure think, John Melendez, come on in. We won't give you some airtime. Yeah. That great experience you had. Nope, just going to complain about $10,000 a year salary because no one respects what I do here because I'm a mumbling, stuttering, idiot. Yeah. I know you're full time, but get me a coffee because you used to do that. Right.

Yeah. John, just because we started paying, it doesn't mean I don't want a potato in the morning. So you need to warm that up for me. All right, so here's the exciting conclusion of this segment. The beef is squashed. We're done. Well, it was done yesterday. No, but of course you have to come in here and tell the crew, and then I have to come in and explain myself.

And now I'm mad all over again. I'm actually on the air, so not right. Yep, you're on the way into work, where you'll have to pretend to care about what the annoying co-workers says. If there were no annoying co-workers, you might be the, well, never mind. It's Mojo in the morning. That's perfect. What a great bumper. That's like, hey, I work at home by myself.

Oh, you don't have any annoying coworkers? turn this show on and feel like you do. Yeah, right. I really get the sense that I'm actually overhearing these conversations I don't want to hear. Hey, I'm trying to send an email over here. I'm trying to make AI send an email for me over here.

Shut the fuck up. Dumb bitches. So, yeah, the beef is squashed. Yay. Good job, Bianca. Way to bring that to the show. You're really adding value. Yeah.

Speaking of adding no value, Mojo in clip six is going to talk about a destination wedding that he went to. and this definitely didn't happen and everybody in the room just nobody buys it either is a beach wedding which this was everybody feels

like they want to come including I'm at the wedding at the ceremony was gorgeous I mean first off Kayla was a beautiful bride and Luke is such a handsome guy guy played baseball for the Chicago White Sox Notre Dame prep grad I'm looking at them do their vows

and the sun is like blaring I look over the side and there is a guy in a banana hand just sitting there with a friggin boner. Oh, my gosh. Like staring and I'm going, I hope the wedding photographer has that. Okay. Yeah, the photographer zoomed in on it. I'm confused.

What's a banana hammock in this context? A speedo, right? Okay, yeah. Is that what it's called a banana hammock? Sure. Because the word hammock was throwing me off. Wasn't sure if the guy's just lounging him out of the beach. That's what he's saying.

When you have a destination wedding at a beach hotel, there's other guests there that are watching your wedding with a hard on, I guess. Okay. Why? Because the guy used to play baseball for the white socks. Is that why he had a hard? Yeah, he was so dreamy, according to Mojo. All right. So you're not buying that story.

I'm not buying it either. No. But if you have nothing to talk about, I guess he's just like, hey, the beach, the guy at a heart on. Throw a boner in. I wonder if they have it on a post-it note next to his monitor. How does stuff to say? Talk about boners. Yeah.

Don't forget your boner story. Production note. Keep going, Eddie. Well, oh, God. So much, you already covered the quiz thing. So much of my clips were going to be, let's guess whether or not this caller can get these questions right. But let's just skip all that. Oh, right.

And go to clip 17. This is another probably fake story. I can't tell really with this if it's prep. or they actually have these callers that are legit calling in with these stories because they do oftentimes these calls fall flat yeah which speaks to reality the oftentimes when you don't have a like an intern facilitating your bit wore the roses oh it happened they it's success you successfully catch somebody every time right that's fake when people call in with a boring story that's real.

So I couldn't tell. Did you get that impression at all that the calls were real? The calls are real? Yeah, because they all suck. Or the roses, I have a segment coming out. Okay. Well, in my clip 17, this woman calls in with a story about a homeless man showing up to the church that her sister-in-law's wedding was at. Okay.

And this goes in a very strange, weird direction. Mojo takes it in the weirdest direction. My sister-in-law had my little nephew in the wedding. He was like three, so he was very, like, moving around. So she took him to the back of the church by the ceremony was going on. And she looks over and she sees his bum sitting there, but his pants are down on his waist, and he's just going to town on himself.

Oh, my. Wait a second. He's coming to the wedding. A homeless guy came into the church and actually was pleasuring himself? Yeah. Hey, real quick, do me a favor, okay, Jackie, and I love you for calling, and I'm not coming down on you or anything like this. Well, take that word out of your vocabulary. You just call him a homeless man, okay?

Oh, yeah, just because. Holy shit. So she's in a bum, right? Yeah, a bum was jerking off. He was like, the homeless man was jerking off in front of the child. Let him have his dignity. Yeah. What the fuck?

That's your concern. What an idiot. He is not smart. No, that's a dumb thing to say right there, a scold a caller. You know, if you, if you want to be morality, police, you can hang out and be like, I don't appreciate her saying, but what, what, you know, you're going to fucking correct her language on the shit, one of the idiots. Speaking of HR, this guy's been a way too at HR meetings. Yeah. Yeah, just because I, I don't know.

I know, I don't love that word either. Nobody, I, for some reason, it makes me uncomfortable, you know what I mean? There's certain words like that. What? It was bum. Yeah. I don't know. I just don't, uh.

Felfee, that's a good call on. That's a hard to be. But I mean, I prefer. ass to bum me. We all learn stuff. I used to say that all the time. Like, I used to say that when I wasn't going for Halloween. I would always go.

And I realized that it probably was not a great costume to go as as a little kid. You know what I mean? Officer, this unhoused man was beating off in front of my nephew. That's the problem. Then he finished. And my nephew ate it. Now he's gay. Did I say the word right?

Can we not say beat off, though? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you called him a bum? Okay, well, please tell, tell me that the homeless man, that has come to your nephew. That's the real problem here. All right, let's get it to their staple bit. You know it. You love it. We all love it. Catching cheaters. And proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. Get your home for War of the Roses on Lojo in the morning. Gabe thinks that his boyfriend is cheating on him. And how'd you get the number of the person that you think he's cheating with? I guessed his Instagram password, and I ended up seeing their DMs.

I saw the number was in there, but I couldn't go any further than that. I didn't call them or anything. Already, I have so many questions. So Gabe calls in. Gabe's a gay man. And he says, I think my boyfriend's cheating on me with his other guy because I guessed his Instagram password. I have Instagram.

I have other meta products, and it doesn't let you log in with just a password on a new device, right? It's like to text new device, and then you've got to verify, double verify that it's your, or am I crazy on that? I don't think you just log into someone's Instagram with a password. I could be wrong. All I know is that I can never get into any of my fucking meta things. Facebook, Instagram, never lets me into anything. I have to fucking have it some emails and text messages and get codes and whatever. Yeah.

Unless this guy has waited. for his boyfriend to fall asleep, picked up his phone. Okay, so no, that's not what happened. They live... It's one of the roses. None of it's real. I know, but Andy, this is so stupid. It's so convoluted.

The boyfriend lives in Orlando. The caller lives in Michigan, so the caller's local. This is a long-distance relationship. Yeah. So he's logging out of Instagram on his phone, logging back in as his boyfriend. By guessing his boyfriend's password. Yeah.

All right. Then he sees the DMs between him and this other gay guy, and he's like, I think this guy might be cheating on me. You're reading the DMs. Phone numbers were exchanged. Like, what else do you need to know on this? Why are you calling Mojo?

It's like, yeah, you've already figured this out, man. Yeah, you're in a long-distance relationship with a gay man. He's definitely cheating on you. Also, not for nothing, but what kind of relationship are you in with a guy if you have to hack into their Instagram account to see what they're up to? You're like, this is, we'll get into Keanu again coming up in a little bit. But this is like, oh, I need to look at all of your personal private areas. And see what you're up to? It's just like, well, then what are we doing here?

What is our relationship if you have to do that? Right. You're suspicious because you're cheating and you have a guilty conscience. So you assume that your boyfriend is cheating too and you know how to do it because you're doing it as well. Yeah. Am I in the minority on the people's privacy thing? No.

I'm very respectful of the people's privacy. Yeah. Don't do this. Because I want them to be respectful of my privacy. It just seems so obvious to me. And don't set up a complicated ruse on the radio to catch them. I know. So this one is so silly.

Whoever wrote this is ridiculous. So they've been dating for four years, these gay guys. They're in a long-distance relationship. I have a lot of friends who are gay. Of course, they're both fucking other guys. Like, this is the way, gay guys do that. And maybe I'm stereotyping, but all the gay guys that I know are pretty open with that kind of thing. Because, like, you guys live that far away from each other.

You have to catch a connecting flight in order to get a hand job. You're going to get a hand job from the guy at the bar. You know? Pritcher seems confused by all of it. Yes. I didn't even get out of the airport because I kept tapping my toe under the public bathroom stall, and I didn't have to take the flight after that. That's what I mean. Yeah, I just go to the airport.

Okay, maybe I've gone too far already, but whatever. Let's get back into this. So, Mojo gets us caught up quick on the backstory, and man, they aren't even trying anymore. It used to be like, we're going to call it as the florist and pretend that he won roses. He wants to send him to. Like, that's War of the Roses. Now it's just, they just say this. You guys, because you're long distance, communicate and have your relationship, you know,

through talking on the phone or FaceTiming or whatever the deal is. And you started feeling like he was a little distant from you. And you guessed what his Instagram password was to see what he was doing on social media. And you got it? Yeah. By the way, he needs to figure out new passwords. That's amazing that you're able to guess that. That's crazy.

That's crazy. All right, so what we're going to do is we're going to make a phone call and call your boyfriend and the guy who you think that he's cheating with and it's somebody that you got his number from these guys DM in each other and we're going to see how they sound like talking to each other. So you should pretty much be able to figure out right off the bat if these guys are in more communication than just DM and each other on Instagram. We're going to connect the two of them and then listen to them talk. Huh? That's not how. They're not trying anymore. That's not how this works.

No, it's not at all. Plus, it's like 7.30 a.m. on a weekday? Yeah. They're just going to be like, hey, what's up? Are we fucking later? What are you doing?

What's going on? Jo's like, I work with five women, so we had to make this easy on ourselves. You do with War of the Roses for us. Yeah, so listen to this. This would never happen. It doesn't make any sense. Hello.

Hello. Hello? Hello? Hey. Hey, what's up? Did she call me? That's so weird. I don't think that I did.

All right. You don't think that you did? You didn't. Why would you be like, I guess I did? I don't know. My phone just rang. You were on it. Plus, with the way color ID works on your phone,

If it's a three-way call. I was just going to say, my caller ID says WDKX. Who is this? Right. So you would know that immediately. With the fact that they both calling you, they're just like, oh, did you call me? I don't remember calling you, but I guess maybe I did. Like, what are they doing?

Line. They're making this so difficult on themselves. Well, make it quick. I have a guy coming over in 10 minutes. What do you need? So they start having this conversation about like, what are you doing later today? What are you up to? Oh, I got the day.

day off. I tell you're going to be productive or are you going to be lazy? I think I'm going to be lazy today. Yeah, I feel like being lazy too. Being lazy together would be nice. I probably don't have too much time for that today, though. You don't think you could... I don't know.

I just... I've got a lot of stuff I got to catch up on at home. I would love to put it off But That was a short bleep For suck on my balls You don't think you want to Just suck on my balls

For a little bit Look how everyone in the room Looks so fucking serious too Or the ones in there's like Oh no What's you gonna say Oh sounds like he's cheating Oh no

I wonder the chances Every day this week Damn it So these guys are having this Ridiculous conversation Worrying Yeah it's not It's a nothing.

Why did you call me? So you could say that you're not doing anything today? Yeah. Do you want to get together? Probably not. All right. Cool. Bye.

So then Mojo chimes in. And this is where things get fun, of course. Hey, Max. Just want to quickly interrupt the conversation that you're having here. Who is that? Jesus. I have no idea. Max, this is the Mojo in the morning show.

And we were just listening in on the conversation. that you're having, Max, with this guy. What's your name? Hey, you're not airing this on your airway in three markets right now, are you? Because that's wildly illegal. Oh, shit, hang on. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hang on.

We've caught you in nothing, and this is boring as fuck. Yeah, we got you having a boring conversation with a guy who doesn't know how phones work. I don't want anything to do with this. Max, your boyfriend, Gabe, is listening in also with us. and is listening to the conversation that you're having. And it sounds, and I don't know if Gabe wants to join in with us, but it sounds to me, Gabe, like Max is having a little bit too much fun with whoever this guy is that he's on the phone with.

By the way, fun fact, Gabe's last name is Athouse. Yeah, I thought it was owner. You might be right. Wait, so, all right, I missed this part. was the guy that he's supposedly cheating with in on this? Who fucking cares? No. I thought it was the two boyfriends talking to each other.

No, this was, they connected Gabe's boyfriend with the guy from the DMs. Because he got his phone number out of the DMs. So then those guys start talking, hey, do you want to hang out later? Because they both live in Orlando. Games back in Michigan with his put in his hand going, can I be in this three-way? They're like, it's not a three-way. Fuck. I guess he had to know.

This is so confusing. using and stupid it's so stupid but i like that uh mojo comes and he goes something you're having a lot of fun good stuff mojo yep yeah right that's what i was thinking too yeah have way too much fun of this conversation and all right this is the last clip out here but what the fuck even is this just dead air what do you have to say to what Gabe just said that he can't trust you what's what is the other guy's name Gabe what is his name

Dave what is his name? Do you remember his name Gabe I think it's I think it was Owen but I really don't I don't care I don't care either

it's Owen you a hand job Game Boehner and Owen you a hand job Yeah, it's so funny. Like, even he got sick of his bit by the end. He's like, you know what, I don't give a shit. The guy goes in Orlando, I can find another gay guy to fuck. Whatever.

Am I discounting the love between gay men right now? Is that what's going on? I feel like everyone's getting real quiet around me. I'm sure there's a lot of love. I'm really glad they get to be married now. Are you happy? Mm-hmm. You know, it helps them with their taxes.

That's great. I'm all for it. Fuck. I'm just saying, it doesn't make any sense to me that you'd be surprised your gay boyfriend of four years is cheating on you. When you goes in Florida. Well, that is conventionally hack. We hear this all the time. But in my last clip here, Carl, clip 18, this is something I've never heard before,

but I have heard of people doing lie detector tests. They bring people into the studio to do a lie detector test for Detroit Lions tickets. Okay. And they're going to ask guys what they would do for Super Bowl tickets. and this one guy maybe bites off a little more than he could chew. Okay. Would you allow one of the Lions offensive linemen to have sex with Sandy to go to the Super Bowl? Hell no.

Wait a second. He's changing his answer. Go ahead. Give me an answer. Think about that. Which linemen? Because there's some white ones and some black ones. Kev's going to reveal.

My follow-up question. Is there an Asian one? No, sir, there is not. They're definitely not. Yes. You would? So you would like let that happen? Is he being honest on that?

It changed because he went from... Let me ask that question one more times. Would you let one of those big 300-pound big dudes that block for Jared Gough and our great running game? Nicknamed Elephant Tus. Would you let them have... The black guy said it so it's okay. A night with your Sandy. Yes, if she's willing, yeah.

Good, if she gives consent. What do you think, Kevin? I feel like it went up. It went up. Wow, okay. But it could be legit. All right. Maybe he's getting excited.

Jeremy, that's it. Do you have a chair in your bedroom where you could sit down to watch this happen? Thank you for cucking me out on your morning radio show. That guy did not go on to win the football tickets, by the way. Somebody else did. And he just looks like he's humiliated publicly on the radio. Great show. Would you let a member of the team

fuck your wife for Super Bowl tickets? I'd rather watch the game at home. Being at the Super Bowl doesn't sound all that exciting to me. It's a much better TV experience. Well, who's in the... If it was the bills are in it. And she has a great organism. Jen really does like Josh out a lot.

But I got to sit through the Bad Bunny halftime show. You go grab a beer, I guess, during that. All right. That's an intriguing conversation. So we go to a news break, and this is Shannon Murphy's Time to Shine, giving us the news, and she cannot talk. All right, so this, like, sports betting thing that is happening, oh, my God, more than 40, excuse me, 30, might get up to 40, more than 30 people have now been indicted in terms of

this federal investigation into illegal spets sports betting. It's Friday, you guys, into a legal sports betting operation. Do you go out on Thursdays? What does that have to do with everything? I'm smarter on Wednesday. Right. Yeah. Okay.

Sure. Well, actually, Detroit is known for putting out garbage vehicles on Fridays and Mondays. Like, if your car was manufactured, this is going back to like the 60s and 70s. If your car is manufactured on a Friday or a Monday, there's a much better chance that it was going to malfunction and have issues. Interesting. So maybe this is a long tradition in Detroit that we're talking about. All right. So Mojo has a hot take on this.

Now, this is big news right now. The FBI has indicted 30 people with this illegal gambling ring that includes all of the main mob families and Chauncey Billups, the head coach of the Portland Trailblazers, and you got a guy from the Miami Heats involved and another ex-player in the NBA. Keeping all that in mind, what does FBI stand for? Shit. You're going to ask for us. Female body inspector. So Mojo has a hot take on all of this because, you know, when you find out the integrity of sports is compromised, that's a big deal. But the Terry Rozier, you know, doing the whole thing where he's fixing things, you know, to make bats come through.

As a fan, you're pissed. You know what I mean? as a fan you're looking at that and you're going you know what that sucks i pay a lot of money to go to a game i pay a lot of money to buy merch for my team and to know that a player's not giving it they're all to try to just go out there and give it think of the advertisers for these teams these sponsors for these teams boom hot oh you mean the advertisers that are fucking draft kings and bett com all the fucking money oh advertisers never wielded any power over the fucking things that they give money to and now you're going to indict all these guys for gambling

The fuck is happening. That's a weird thing for Shannon to think of the advertisers first. Oh, those poor sponsors. Won't someone please think of the advertising? Is no one going to think of Bud Light on this one? Like, yeah, we're not. It's fine. It gives a shit.

But also, Mojo's taking just like, you know, fans pay their hard-earned dollars to go to these games. Like, yeah, right, we know. I mean, yes, Mojo. Jesus Christ. Coming up, here's a little tease. Opey's going to have it even less hot take than that, a colder take than that if that's possible. But Mojo goes on to talk about gambling lines, and he's got a conspiracy that all of these sports leagues are rigged,

and he explains why. And I don't understand how it is that they get the line always right. I don't believe that these guys have this unbelievable, like, you know, we're going to, we know exactly that what the over and the under is going to be. I think they fix a lot of that stuff. Okay. So as a sports gambler, I'm going to get to do it for just a minute. then bear with me, everybody.

That's a really dumb take, and I'll explain why. First off, he's saying, how do they get the over and under right all the time? Are you to tell me that aren't games that go way under and games that go way over all the time? Yeah, when I'm betting. Right. It happens all the fucking times. It's not like every score winds up almost exactly with the over under before the game started. Secondly, the reason why the lines exist.

Everyone knows this. They want to get 50% of people to bet one way, 50% of people to bet the other way. And the lines will move, if a lot of people are betting one way or the other, they'll move in order to try to line that up because the casinos make their money on the Vig, which is the 10%. If you get everyone to bet 50-50, you make money. That's how this whole thing works. And this dummy goes in and goes, well, you know, they're probably like, well, the Chief's got to score two more touchdowns. So let's just pop those up on the board so that we hit the money line on this one. Doesn't make any fucking sense what he's talking about.

Now, do I think the NFL's rigged? Yes, I'm a Bill's fan. Of course I do. seen plenty of examples of it Yeah But not that way No You might as well just say

Whatever Tell me I know nothing about sports gambling Without saying I know nothing about sports gambling Yeah it's just It's not an intelligent take It's not an interesting take But he's talking to women in their car Yeah they don't know that he's full of shit

It doesn't know how to place a bed online It's fine All right Andy I know you skipped through a bunch of stuff Anything you want to play? Oh no All that stuff was worth skipping And this show so Yeah, I'm glad we got to do it two years in a row.

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Grange of the week. And this one comes in from Husey, actually. Husey was checking out a friend of the show, Ray DeVito's show, the Rock Bottom podcast. And I don't know if you guys are familiar with Ray DeVito's friend Hope. Nope. Okay. Well, I'm going to introduce you to Ray's friend, Hope, who's down in Florida. She hops on the show.

She's in full on party mode. Stop it. Stop. Stop going to people's houses. Even if they say, come to my house and beat me up, don't get in your car and drive there to go beat them up. Also, you're not beating anybody up. Look who's here.

Salamis, Goody heiress. Hey. How are you? Where are you at? In Florida? Yeah. If I get any super chats, I'm splitting them with you. Oh, man.

Yeah, just because you were like, hey, sir, I don't make money. I don't make money. I don't want to tell you. Well, how are you, man? What's going on? What's going on in Florida? Fucking beautiful weather. I left New York.

It was like 52 and raining. And it's in like 80 and sunny. And did the TSA take your tongue? How would you communicate like this? It's real nice. And why did you go to Florida? Oh, right. That's where the Coke is, right?

That's where the Coke is. Yeah. Just for the hell of it? Oh, this is the opportunity. I'm not sure what I can say right now, but. Oh, all right. You're with a fellow, a friend? I don't know.

I was a few friends, which is funny because I'm just, you look like you're on spring break. I've been at the beach on day. Yeah, you're on spring break in Florida. Yes, I'm on spring break in October. Yeah, that's all right. Man, you fucking love 14.

You had a 420 sign behind you? My friend's brother, the, that's, maybe she's speaking. you're right. Yeah. I'm like, that was not a good time. I can tell.

Whatever. Thanks for hopping on. But Rand's just like, this is a good conversation we're having. I guess he does like gamer, Twitch time and he's like, if you need to do the podcast,

like I got the setup. And I just like. Producer Chris is in love. You are so mesperized by this woman. She's not speaking English. She's not speaking English and she does have a nice rack. Yeah. So there's also.

She's just in a bra. She's running around her apartment, Jake Hudson I feel like I'm on a carnival ride watching this I was going to pop boom Well I already did I pretty much already did my podcast But I was like I'll jump on for a little bit

It's like all right I'll go If people are into it then I'll keep going If not like it's whatever What'd you? Translation Give me money You do tonight So Well we went to

I went to watch the football games Yes silent shape says Downs Barrymore That's not bad And then I was also Crushing it in pool Like

Me and I said a little girl We're running the table There was like three games in a row I went on a little streak Big Bart people were cheering for me And I felt very cool There's a little part of me That thinks my friend paid off my partner

So we could leave Because he wanted to leave a while ago But Yeah Oh, so you think you lost on purpose? No, I think he might have paid off my partner to. Braes actually tried to entertain this as a conversation. I know.

Yeah, here's 20 bucks. I can't stick it in her butt. If she keeps winning it, pool. Oh, she lost. Well, because we were on a winning streak, and my friends wanted to leave. But me and this other girl were crushing it. And suddenly she went to shit. Maybe she wanted to go home.

She's like, this girl, like, wears, like, a vegan pool glove. Like, this girl's good. And then, like, the last two games, she only made, like, two balls. And I was just like, shit. Anyways. You don't have a joke for two balls, Ray? Can't go up with anything for that. Kind of set you up with one there.

Nope, nothing? All right. I don't do that blue material. Professional comedian, Ray to be to everyone. See yourself out. Should we get this chick to be at WTP? You guys seem like you're into it. yeah honestly no i i can't stand her fucking voice i have been thinking yeah that the the women with

the don't have deep enough voices on this show jody b wants her to be a review girl on the show all right well okay reach out a good though i'm not very the internet news featuring hope shit face cool age age of quarrel uh spring break raised on spring broke true true it's fair true age of quarrel I want to come I come back Monday but it was tentative that's the plan as a mouth

but I want to be like 12 shades darker I don't know what I'm like Why do you want to get like so tan That's not healthy for you That's the problem with their health Right Too much son It's what's going to be her downfall

Fucking idiot Oh my God Dumb and dumber I have alcohol poisoning But and don't worry about the melanoma. All right, well, since we're in October, I want to give you some radio news, talk about what's happening with the radio, because, of course, you know, our buddy,

Aaron Holt wants to get back on the radio. He's talking about meetings that he's having with late media. He's very excited about that. And so E. Rock sent me over this article. I talked about it a little bit. I can't remember what show we were on. Oh, it's probably this little piggy because we were talking about the radio. But this guy, Mike Agavino.

launched this AI-driven audio syndication company and basically what they're promoting is hey you want to fire the entire staff of your radio station just let AI run it for you we have that product and so you can do that using this new product they have and he sent me over this promotion for it that's quite interesting

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Curiously Alternative, right here. And also check out our other brands as well. We'll be launching even more formats in the months to come. Please reach out if you're interested to learn more. Thank you. Is that a creepy AF? That's the scary future right there. Like robots are taking our jobs and taking over.

I think Aaron Imholt should just have to War of the Roses with AI. What is that? Tilly Newsome. that AI actress, but she could just be his new co-host and call ex-boyfriends and go, are you serious right now? Are you serious right now? Are you serious? That's all War of the Roses ever is.

And if Aaron wants to get back on the radio and be the next mojo in the morning, have at it. Well, I think there's a reason why these stations are looking to AI. Obviously, the revenue's not there to pay the people, but also the people they do have suck. They suck so bad at this job. I want to play a clip that E. Rock sent me from a show called The Fred Show. This is on 103.5 Kiss FM. Chicago's number one hits music station. And so the Fred Show has this bit called Waiting by the Phone.

It's another one of these fake phone call things where, in this example, this guy went on a date with this girl. He met on an app. And then he said he had a great date. And the girl says she'd go on another date with them, but she's ghosted him. So we call us into the Fred show and says, hey, will you call this chick and find out what's up? Because I really want to go on a second date. And it's so convoluted and stupid. I'm just going to kind of pick up in the middle of this.

He was going to get his money's worse. Like, and it was cute at first. By the way, they went to the Olive Garden for their date. I should have let you know about that. Yes. Three bowls. But then he started making a scene. So he's eating the never-ending possible.

acting like some pasta mob guy like when this bowl is half empty you bring another um okay okay he's very enthusiastic about this never ending possible and then it's getting into like bowl six and seven um he like went to the bathroom and came back and tried to order three more bowls at one wow so this was a competitive eating situation like he he wanted to impress you with how much he could consume? Yeah, I guess. It was, yeah, like the showboat. He was really showboating, I guess. But, I mean, he's trying to, like, order so much at once

and the server's explaining, you know, it's just one at a time. So I'm getting a little embarrassed. And then, fast forward two hours. Like, I've been done eating. Like, I can have, like, two bowls at most, maybe. He's on bowl number 12 or 13. Oh, no.

So you had to sit there for like another 45 minutes an hour or whatever and watch him just, I don't know, just, I don't know, whatever, just shovel this stuff into his mouth. Yeah, literally shoveling, like the whole wedge of Parmesan had been, had been like down to the rind. And then he finally called it. And like, I'm sorry, I was a little disgusted. It looked like he was in pain. It didn't even look like he was enjoying it, really. So you were not impressed, that's what you're saying. You didn't turn anyone.

exactly but then what maybe the exact opposite oh i mean and then he tried to negotiate like a to-go order with the waiter which is even more embarrassed no it sounds like an 80 stand-up routine i know right you're so big you'd be here for a hour yeah yeah go home now he came back for the bathroom and said oh i made room real classy that he tried to get me to put some of it in my purse so i could take that Sure, sure this happened. It's going to get dumber. I wanted them to leave all the empty bowl so I could take a picture of him. So I don't know if it's like you see plus competitive.

It's just all lacking in cell phone. I forgot you mentioned that Mark is here. Mark, you didn't mention any of the competitive eating. You didn't mention any of this like 17 bowls of pasta thing. You made her sit there and watch you do this. You didn't mention any of that. Okay, look, I can't believe that this is an issue. Okay, it's never-ending pasta.

This is what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to eat as much as you can. That's a twist. I did not think the guy was on the line for this story. Can you believe it? Wow. Mark is here right now. That call, by the way, goes on for nine minutes.

That was just kind of the meat and potatoes of it. I figured I'd share that with you guys. This is the perfect venue for AI where... Right. Because it's non-offensive. It's six fingers on the fucking hand. And then he had 13 bowls of pasta. I don't.

No, we didn't. That's never happened in the history of the world. What are talking about? It's all these homogenized, boring conversations that are barely creative. It's the perfect place for AI to live. So let AI have terrestrial radio is my vote. It's all you, AI. I let the robots take over.

First, they came for AM, and FM, and I said nothing. And they came for the podcasters. Andy, do you see what we're doing? Um, I'm going to wake up at a, utopian future that's actually dystopian because we're not robots here's another example this is

Hollywood Hamilton morning show this is on KTU in New York City and this is according to Iraq a morning show that records the afternoon before so these people have gotten so lazy they're just like I'm not getting up at 4am anymore fuck that oh yeah recorded three weren't you and Monique speculating

that Howard kind of got very generic about the time of day so that you couldn't pick up on the fact that it wasn't live? They stopped doing the news segment. Right. And we were speculating, why would they get rid of the news? Everyone loves the news segment. And Howard's like, ah, we do the news all, the whole show.

I mean, we need to do an extra news segment. And Monique's like, oh, I think they just record this the day before. That's why they can't do it. It's like, oh, that makes a lot of sense. It's probably right. This is just a quickie, but it just gives you an example of how they are lost with what they're doing on morning radio shows. I see it on this thing. You got to use your hip, like this.

I don't pop your butt. Pop your booty. Come on Grab your knees Come down, come down Don't bring a hip I got to go Grab your knees

That's in a friend That's poppy Guys, look at your hips See this? Guys, it's over, it's over It's over Oh gosh With Mama Marie wearing her crack

She's wearing a cracker barrel t-shirt That's one of the clips that they put out To get you excited about it That's a middle-aged woman Trying to twerk In 2025 Twerking's all the rage Yeah, I'm in

You got me. I can't wait to see more of that. I can listen to that on the radio. Sounds awesome. Sign me up. Speaking of the radio, that's why I first learned about this fella. For the man, for the man, for the man, go to the man. For the man, for the man. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

We had an explosive Opie segment this past week with Adam Bush breaking down. Ron the waiter's eyes being opened. Ron finally seeing the light and going, this Opie character is a real piece of shit, isn't he? Everyone hates him. Everyone has ever worked with them. That's nothing to do with them. This is crazy.

He asked Opie all the questions. Opie got very defensive. Didn't really know what to say. Pretended that he's been working on himself with their. Therapy and everyone else is the asshole. Talked over him. Fucked with E. Rock. That was amazing.

Yeah. I reached out to Eric, gave him props on that. That was fantastic. So I've been very curious to see what's the follow-up to this. And I have a feeling that Ron got a talking to because this has not come up now. It hasn't come up since, which is very odd. It's probably Ron's even allowed back.

Well, me too. Opie took down the live feed of that episode from his YouTube channel. and from Facebook, which he never does. It was still on the Opie Unleashed. I downloaded it just in case, but then I saw he did re-upload it as like a regular video. It's actually the featured video on his page now. I think it's getting a lot of traction and Opie loves numbers.

You don't even makes them look bad. It's like, oh, people are watching it? All right. Then I'll do that. And, you know, he called us up like Opie destroys Anthony or something like that. The title makes it sound like Opie got over. So he's got that going for him. But I've been very interested to find out if there'd be any follow-up or what they'd be talking about since that incident.

Well, if you remember, Opie's big thing was it was his wife's birthday. Oh, yeah. And the wife's birthday. Oh, my gosh. So much going on with that. So Opie's at Gevhards with his buddies, Scott Watson and Ron the waiter. And Opie's talking about how exhausted he is. I'm tired.

It was the wife's birthday yesterday, so I'm kind of recovering from running around like a lunatic yesterday. How was the sushi? Sushi was good. The museum was good. She had you turned 29? She turned 29. Whoa, wow. Whoa.

These idiots will do the math and I'll be in trouble. Corny. Hey, your life turned 29. Corny. That joke. Yeah. Good stuff. Also, who has to recover from shopping the day before?

He's so exhausted from his wife's birthday. Yeah. I understand he's an older man. I get that. But I don't hear any other older men complain about going to a museum. Yeah, we'd go to a museum And then had dinner So I'm all fucked up today

Yeah, okay Wow, sounds crazy So Opie's sitting with these two Jumokes and he's so uncomfortable He's crawling out of his skin Because he just wants Matt Matt's his security blanket Where's Mad?

Matt adds nothing to the show But Opie thinks he's a star And I think it's because Matt's reluctant Matt's just like, I don't need this I'm busy I own two restaurants I have stuff to do And Opie doesn't have any other friends like that Oh, he was like, what are we doing?

Can we do stuff? Is this Scott guy, the Trump sneaker guy? Yes. Oh, okay. He's a Iraqi war veteran. He's a big tall dude, too. Yeah, Matt's got it all figured out. You act like you don't want anything to do with the girls or the cats, and then they all come swarming over to you.

That's when you want you. I just said girls first. Yeah. I didn't say guys. That was in front of it, Andy. That was well done. so opi you know he's the one who brought up his wife's birthday so i'm sure he's got an anecdote or two or three from that yeah it was nice so here we are at uh get parts matt's gonna join us

in a minute we talked about okay so he's like yeah it was nice anyway matt's gonna be here soon he's like please i hope because he even says matt's under the weather i don't think matt wanted to be there but he's like come on man it's just me and ron the waiter scott watson might be there can you please help me out it'd be really great Ron might ask me more questions. Yeah, right. I don't need, I can't take that anymore. So they're talking about the bootleg merchandise that the Asian sell in New York City.

And they're talking about the ice raids and how they can't get the cheap fake stuff anymore. And so Ron's going in deep with us and watch these two collide trying to get out their corny jokes. Oh, you know, it's like the Chinese triad. You're like, you have to go through like two or three. doors. Sure. And then all of a sudden you go into this like, like smoke-filled room with like dim blue light. And there's like, it's very dark, but all the Chinese guys have sunglasses on and they're smoking. And then Jackie Chan comes out. I was getting to the Jack. Dude. I was this close to my Jackie Chan line. And then Jackie Chan bust up the illegal

gambling. Ron was so proud of himself. He's like, huh? I beat you to the Jackie Chan joke. They even fist bumped right there they're like wow that's really good we both thought of the one chinese person we know pretty good stuff right there cool i don't even get it i gave you all the context i could on that one i wanted to make sure that i set that up so it wasn't just like carly must be talking about something else and there's more to it so jackey chans a funny joke i guarantee you it's not that's got to be an inside joke i wouldn't have run to that same conclusion that's oh yeah didn't watch a lot of movies in 1997 to 1999. Is that what you're telling me, Andy? I think that's what that's a reference to.

So then they talk about the illegal gambling scandal in the NBA, as everyone's talking about. Big story right now. And I love that Ron points out the obvious. It's pretty profound. If you really look at it, you have a casino in your hand 24 hours a day. That's the problem is you have access to a casino 24 hours a day. You know how much money Chauncey Billups is probably making? We don't. We also have access to a porn theater at a record store and a blockbuster video. Like, what's your point? Yeah, phones have changed the world.

Okay, yes, that's true. Illegal gambling rings have been around forever. That's nothing new at all. What they were doing, these poker games and throwing matches and shit, these are for high rollers getting involved. It wasn't for the jerkoff who's betting $5 to win 50. I think it's $200 deposited. Five large?

Five large. Whenever they do those promotions for draft kings and shit, it always cracks me up. It's like, if you bet $5, then you'll get $200 in your account. It's just like, who are they trying to attract with this shit? A guy who's waiting for his allowance? Maybe. Can I get that allowance? Can I get your allowance?

Mom! Sounds too good to be true. All right. So Rod all of a sudden decides to turn into Anthony Coomya. I think that Ron's going, this is how you become a good co-host with the Opster. He starts screaming the N-word. Well, actually, we're kind of worse than that, to be honest with you. Like, Michael Richards, we were kind of bummed out about, but he's just like, I mean, I didn't really, I don't really hate black people.

You're like, yeah, I get it. You were just high-hand coke, and the guy was heckling you. But this is another level. When I say this without sounding like fucking racist? Athletes, I should say. Because I know people were thinking it, and it did cross my mind. Yeah. Because the NBA is so Afro-American, and it's that, you know, it's that culture, do you think that's the stereotype?

Like, do you think that mattered? No. It didn't matter. White, black, it doesn't matter. There's a ton of Eastern Europeans playing the NBA as well. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they weren't the ones indicated in this. They weren't the ones indicted.

It wasn't the Eastern Europeans. And I love that, you know, Rod's going, so wait. second, the NBA is up to this stuff. A lot of black people in that way, right? Opie, you know, it's like, okay, good, I'm not touching this shit. Are you kidding me? And Rod should know better, but if you would have engaged that conversation, say, with

Gavin McGuinness, I bet they'd have a long conversation about that. It might be interesting. I thought Opie's guard would go up a lot faster. Yeah. He's so sensitive these days. He is very sensitive, especially about that sort of thing. But he's very much like, no, there's a white guy. You ever heard of Larry Bird?

Yeah, Opie. But you realize 80% of the. Okay, whatever. So then, so they're talking about this gambling scandal. And a lot of people are talking about how, okay, the NBA was busted, but this has to be prevalent throughout a lot of the different leagues and things. So let me ask you this. So if basketball is being, like if basketball, if they're betting on their own sport

and you think football as well, baseball. Everything. Everything. Yes. Yes. A bet on croak. Yes. Scott Watson with a sweet one-liner.

They've been on croak, do they? Is that what they're betting on? I couldn't even understand what he said, but thank you for translating. I speak, retard. You know. That's why the Ray DeVito clips over there. I was like, I understand this. So this is what's so annoying about Opie, and this is the thing that he doesn't understand

about himself. and his show, professional broadcaster Opie. Ron brings up a topic that everyone's talking about right now and tries to engage in conversation. Do you think it has something to do with stereotypes? Nope. Do you think this is going on in other sports, as prevalent as it is in the NBA?

Yeah, of course. Okay, can we have some kind of conversation? I actually was talking to Vinny about this yesterday on the creep-off bonus show because we covered this in the scum parade. And listen, again, I know a lot about sports cabling. So when you look at the way that they were fixing these bets in the NBA, specifically the guard for the Miami Heat,

you can do individually personalized stats. So you could say over under, this player will have five rebounds or this player will put up 12 points over under. And that guy could be like, hey, I'm going to fake an ankle injury in the second quarter. So if you guys want to make some serious cash, bet the under on points for the game. not going to score 12 points and that's literally what he did yeah and what happens is all the sudden hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars in bets go to this weird prop bet that's over here that no one ever pays attention to and they go huh what happened to the guy how did he do oh he was

sick that day oh oh really yeah i guess he had the flu or something weird so he didn't play at all yeah and everyone bet the under huh so they start looking into it first the NBA investigated themselves and went nothing to see here so then the FBI got involved it went no no no this is definitely illegal gambling that's going on. They're fixing the games. The reason why I bring this up is because this is the conversation you have when you go, do you think this is happening in the NFL or in soccer or it's like, well, no, the NBA is different in that way. An individual can very easily pull himself out of a game and then they don't get the number that they're looking for.

In the NFL, the guys who don't make a lot of money are guys who play on the line. Or maybe it's, you know, defensive backs or something. It's not guys who matter that you can bet. on individual statistics of. So if I'm the left guard for the Cincinnati Bengals and I'm not making as much money as I want to be making, what could I possibly do? You can't like bet an over-under and how many holding calls there's going to be in the game. If you could, I guess that would be something they could do.

But that's the thing. It's like the NBA makes sense. And I think in college sports, it totally makes sense. I could see a wide receiver dogging it in college football because it's like that's a big payday for them. but a wide receiver in the NFL doesn't really make sense. They're making too much money and they wind up up the career stats so they can make even more money. So they're not going to just, you know, do something like that.

You're not going to see a quarterback to start missing targets because he's betting the undercutting his completion percentage. And soccer, I even know how that would work. It's such a team sport. So it's like, why not like analyze this a little? If you're going to have this conversation, what's not saying we should be doing at WTP? I'm already regretting it. That's fascinating. Please go on.

My point is Engage in the coverage If you don't have a show for me If you've nothing else You're just talking about the news Then fucking know something about it Or at least like have an opinion There's plenty to say on the subject

It's not a yes or no thing Especially whatever They never should have introduced Legal gambling People are always going to try And harness it And massage what happens in the game So that they can make money off of it

and the fact that they introduced legal gambling. It's insane. That's why they used to not allow it, and they still tried to not allow it, and it's ruining fucking sports. How could it not? They've sports books in the arenas now. ESPN has its own sports book.

They're airing the NFL game, and you can go bet on the NFL game. They're airing through their company. How is that possible? We talked about this, but it was just 2017, when the NFL find every guy who was in the, the pro football arm wrestling championship on CBS because they were in the MGM.

They weren't allowed to be in a casino. Yeah. So they were fined for that. So, I mean, a lot has changed and a lot has changed very quickly. And I agree. I think it's probably not going to help the integrity of sports. No. For the log run.

I mean, how many Bill's games we have to watch last season where something happens and then suddenly everything comes to a halt and then suddenly the call is reversed? Yeah. What do you think that's all about? Okay. So that gets into the officials. Now, the NBA had a scandal. Do you think officials aren't in casino?

I know they are. I know they are because the NBA had a scandal. I want to say late 90s, maybe it was the early odds, where an NBA official had ties to the mafia. Exactly. And he was making calls based on what the mafia wanted to do for over-unders in the game. So. See, Opie, get wrong with the waiter on the,

this is the conversation Ron wanted to have with Opie. Right. Opie refuses to fucking have. Right. So is this happening in the NFL? Well, maybe with the officials. Let's talk about that because they can go a holding call on an 80-yard touchdown and just be like, oh, yeah, that guy was holding the guy. I see it all the time.

It's just like, he was? I think I fell down. I think we see it all too often. We see it all too often. So that's a conversation you can have. But Opie just goes, yep. Great stuff, buddy. Great stuff.

All right, moving on. I'll get off of it. I find this topic very interesting. I find these arrests very, very interesting tied to the mafia, the Chauncy Billups things with the illegal poker games. With rigged poker games with high rollers, it's fucking insane. It's really cool shit. It's like Sopranos stuff. Yeah.

It's literally out of the Sopranos, or fucking any Moppy movie, I guess. I should narrow it to that. But it's fascinating that's still going on because I was told that this, you know, this mob shit is a thing of the past. And then the FBI comes out. It's like, yep, this family's involved in this family and this family. And this family's like, oh, you guys know about that? I was told you guys weren't even looking at that shit.

anymore okay well that's cool it's fun this is very telling right here so scott watson hasn't been around the last few weeks and that's because he got a new job and wasn't the opi's reaction good to see you scott watson took a couple weeks off shut downs oh you had a new job that's why you had to be a good boy for a while how is it to have a job awesome it's awesome oh i think i want a job Opie needs a sense of purpose It'd be one thing if his wife was still alive And he really didn't have a birthday for Or you know, that'd be something to distract him for a day

But I don't think he has any sense of purpose I think he's He doesn't have anywhere to go Like he's sitting in his fucking car Waiting to move it to the other side of the street For a year Well, no, but he might He might just stop doing that as his podcast

That was his purpose for a long time Yeah That was a very old man moment right there And when that went away, he's like, oh, it's a caravanic and a move itself. I know. Actually, if you buy the new bottle, well, what am I going to do? I'm surprised this week wasn't him just at the Hampton House slowly backing into the ocean until he's underwater after fucking last week. The show sucks.

Oh, someone speculated, this was very interesting. I think I saw this in the subreddit where someone speculated that Opie bought himself that Rip Van Winkle. Whiskey. The bourbon, yeah. In order to gift that to Matt, because what he really wanted to do was give Matt a really nice gift, but he didn't want to look gay. So he had to pretend to save kids,

and then pretending not like a really expensive bourbon as a reward for it. And all of that was just so he could give that to Matt on the live stream. It's an interesting theory. Big of true. It's the most convoluted no homo in all of... I love the internet. I think it's great. All right, so we get back to the ice raids.

And there's a question about the ice raids that Opie wants to know about. Why did ice take out Chinatown, for real? So I'm for the ice raids, as long as it's getting some evil people out of this country. But it seems like, it seems a little too much of times. What are they doing? They said this was a coordinated. They said this was a coordinated. Did you see he had to grab Ron's microphone and pull it away from his face?

The opposite of me with Adam Bush. He's like, all right, you're loud enough, asshole. Pull it down here. So Opie decides to ask Ron the waiter what's going on with the Chinatown raid, which what a horrible decision that it is by Opie. Because you know Ron's going to have a lot of opinion. It's going to go on and out of that and on. And of course, Opie's thing, because he always has the hottest steak, is, yeah,

seems to be a lot of ice rates. I'm for it. But maybe it's too much. Yeah, sure, all of MS-13 is deported, but also all the menial labor that nobody wants to do is gone, too. It's funny to say that, Andy, because you were making fun of Opie. This is what is hot take is on these ice raids. Well, the problem with the ice raids, it's going to get to a point where, you know, the jobs that no one else wants to do, you're going to be like, hey, where's my oranges. I can't get oranges anymore.

more like backwards i can't pick blueberries we had an understanding in this country there's a lot of jobs nobody really wants to do so you you got the illegals yeah you knew where they were they were in our fields the migrant workers they were doing all the jobs we did not want to do or would cost too much money to do and we want our we want our goods to be on the uh chief side did you see my video maybe that'll be the job obi gets holy getting oranges Please, do something, O.P., do something with your time. Could that be the coldest take ever on ice raids? Yes.

Like, did you call it with it yourself? Well, no shit. Is that what you're telling me? Like, these illegals come over here? They work for less of a minimum wage, and that's why a lot of the big corporations want them here. Huh. I wish someone would explain this to me sooner. Yeah.

We might have had a different take on things. Well, what about the take of why would you get rid of that? He's got it all, Andy. He's got it all. One more clip on here. Brian Clouters at the chat gives him two bucks and for some reason

this really triggers Opie Brian says I'm going to see Stuttering John tonight Anyone gone Thanks for your two dollars Brian what are you telling What is he at the Beacon Theater We literally don't give a shit

About stuttering John on this live show Who knows All right anyway Opie's reaction is weird Yeah can you explain that to me Okay so the guy goes Hey I'm going to see Suttering John tonight He'd just be like

No. Yeah. No, wait. We're not going to see Stuttering John tonight. Next question, you know. It's just like, we're not bringing up Sturrong around here. He thinks he's being trolled. He's like, all of a sudden he got paranoid, starts looking behind him.

What's going on? Am I part of the Dabbleverse? What just happened? Is the Diambleverse going to come and get me? Is Rocco Burrow dressed as Gino up behind me right now? I wish. Hey, Daddy. So it's such a weird reaction when Opie here is Suttering John's name.

He gets very triggered because doesn't want to be. a wall cow like Suthering John he's very worried about that okay so he sees someone in the chat bring up the name and it's like whoa what just happened what's going on Brian doesn't know what it means but he doesn't like it he doesn't like it he knows he shouldn't like it and since Brian Clowder brought that up do you guys happen to see Kevin Brennan going to Suttering John's stand-up show at the stress factor on Thursday night yes yep me too I was glued to my screen and Kevin was filming himself getting kicked out

of the Stress Factory. He's wearing a mask and they still recognize him? Well, yes. Kevin and Tommy Jordan was also wearing a mask and trying to go and disrupt to the show because John's been promoting this Thursday night show at the Stress Factory for a while and of course Kevin Brennan said he was supposed to be

in this tent. There's a stress factory. They've got this big tent. It's actually a really nice setup. We're going to see in a minute. And they have this really nice tent set up and John's going to be performing comedy in there and Kevin Brennan was going to go Haku woman, if he got kicked out, he was going to stop his car alarm next to the time to disrupt the show. He's been threatening this for a while now.

So I said Kevin won't show up because I think he's a pussy and he's afraid of getting beat up. And I was wrong. He did show up. You bet you bet the under. I did. So props to Kevin for that. But boy, did this go nowhere. Boy, was this a dud for Kevin Brennan.

Okay. So he walks in. and Keanu Thompson is on stage. Now, NLO played Keanu's set. Someone sent it to me. I have her set, Gino set, John set. I listen to Keanu set. God damn, she sucks.

And the bit that she's doing right now, you're going to overhear it. She's talking about when she was dating a guy who she didn't trust. And then she figured out the password to his computer and started going through his personal messages. I was like, Lord of Rose. Didn't I hear this that mojo in the morning? And during the set, she does this crowd.

where she goes, hey, you two, have you ever gone into his computer and looked at his emails? And they're like, he's like, no. He's like, oh, you're a liar. She thinks that literally everyone's just invading each other's privacy all the time. She thinks that's a normal thing. You don't read text messages that your friend sent you to Kevin Brennan on his show? Oh, really? You don't do that.

No, people don't do that. You don't treat your mom, like the way I treat my husband. Right. So this lineup is Keanu, Gino, and Stuttering John. Yes, and another person, too. Wow. Yeah, everyone's getting their money's worth. Holy shit.

And Ray DeVito. Wow. I was talking about this a little bit on this little piggy yesterday because Patrick and I had both listened to this set by Keanu. And I saw Keanu do comedy at the Villa Roma because they had the compound, communities of the compound reunion show where it was Gino, Keanu, Chrissy, Anthony, I forget who else was on it. Dave Landout. Well, he wasn't on that show. Oh. Yeah.

He headlined his own show. Well done. There was a bunch of different comedy shows that weekend. And Kianu does this set where a lot of it is about her husband, Gino, being a boob. And I'm like, well, that makes sense. This is, everyone knows who Gino is. These are all the comedies of the compound. Gino had a show on there forever.

So I didn't realize that that's like her only set. So she comes to the stress factory. And she's like, yeah, you know, Gino, he's a lot older than me. And, you know, he's kind of a screw up. And, you know, if you had Google Kianu's butthole, I mean, asshole, she fucked up her own joke. If you Google Kianu's asshole, you'll see a picture of Gino. And it's just like, Gino's that famous. We don't know, we don't know what you're talking about.

We don't know who that is. Anyway, I digress, as Karmik would say. Let's get back to Kevin getting kicked out of the stress factory. So, if he, I got a part of the CIA, okay? If he didn't want me to go from his emails, he should have made his past. A little bit harder to crack. You gotta go, Kevin, sorry. What are they mean?

You're not supposed to be here. You know, you're taping me, so you obviously know red. I'm not allowed here? You're not allowed here. One. That's what Derek said. Derek said, if Kevin's Brennan shows up, we've got to ask him to leave. Shalom one.

It's Derek, the manager? Yeah. Shalom fucking one. I got two tables. No, you don't. No, Brian Landon has two tables. Yeah, you're not. You're not.

Sorry, Kevin. Sorry, Kevin. Hello, hello, darling. What's that? I can't even watch the show. No. Hi, Reeva, what's going on for friends? How old are your kids?

Can you go out and talk to me? Okay. Can I come out and talk to him? So now, Kevin's got a noisemaker. He's in the same room as the comedy show. So now he's disrupting the comedy show. And you can hear this pretty clearly on the audio that I had of Kenny's set. it's where you invite your family

friends over and now they're outside and this guy this guy that Kevin definitely knows Kevin's been a stand-up for a long time when he lives in New Jersey guy that Kevin definitely knows he's working at the club

goes all right I'll come outside and talk to you Is Bill here? Bill from Jersey EFS Huh? EFS. Who's EFS? So wait, John, John, answer this, or Vinny?

Vinny. So why didn't Vinny tell me not to come? Okay, so I think this is a lie. We all saw that there were printouts of both Tommy Jordan's face and Kevin Brennan's face. Yeah. They were given to the front to say, do not let these people into the show. And so John is behind this. Yeah.

Obviously, it's not Vinny Brand. Vinny Brand's not just like, I don't know if I've been paid a doesn't the devil verse lately. I think it's bad news if Kevin Brennan shows up. He wouldn't know. So they're trying to stick up for their headliner, centering John here by saying, yeah,

you know, it was Vinnie's idea to not let you into the show. And Kevin's going, wait, my buddy Vinny Brand told you, I here's a picture of Kevin Brennan wearing a fake mustache. Here's a picture of him with a hat on.

All the different versions of him trying to sneak into the show. What if he was a blonde? And ruin it with a fucking noise maker. Like, why did they not want me in there? because you're here to actively ruin the show. Yes, so we're going to get into that here right here. Didn't Vinny tell you not to come?

Yeah. I don't know. Vinny's not here, but Vinny told me not to. Yeah, but why didn't Vinny just make it clear? I wasn't, I wasn't allowed here. Did you talk to Vinny today? He texted me. He said, he didn't say I couldn't, I wasn't welcome. You texted Vinny today? He texted me. No, Vinny texted you today. Yeah. What are he saying? He didn't say I wasn't welcome.

What did he say? He said, don't, don't come. No, no, he said, don't make it about the. club. Don't drag his club into it. Oh, that's right. Don't drag the club into it. Okay, he didn't say I couldn't go. I couldn't get here. You come here with noisemaker's good. Well, because I want to celebrate. What an asshole.

I know you for 30 years. No, you can't do that at a comedy club. No, but I want to celebrate because John's, uh, it's a big deal for John to be. All right. So, it's crazy that it sounded like Mini Brand did tell him not to go. You know, please don't

drag down the stress factory. It's not about if you're mad at John, be mad at John somewhere else. I'm just trying to run my club on a Thursday night. Get 50 people in there ordering drinks and the worst fucking cascadillas anyone's ever eaten. I know. Can you just fucking let that

happen, please? I'm so annoyed by Kevin's willful ignorance of what? Who me? What's this all about? I'm just an innocent bystander. Okay. And this guy plays it really cool. Yeah. He's just like, dude, he's been a comic for 30 years ago.

You can't bring a fucking noisemaker into the club, you idiots. You're famously the biggest dickhead in New York in comedy. Everyone knows it. No, but I want to celebrate because John's a big deal for John to be here, isn't it? I don't believe so. I don't believe so either. Nothing John does is a big deal. I think I was being sarcastic, obviously.

All right, so then Kevin's outside. This goes on for a long time. an embarrassing amount of time that Kevin's just milling about outside, waiting for John to leave or something to happen because he can't get into the club. Even though he tries to put a mask on, tries to get back in that way. Okay, so apparently they have a sign outside the, at the stress factory with my picture. Don't let this guy in. So I'm going to wear my lucky COVID mask.

Let's see what happens. So now the police are there. Now a police officer has to show up and be like, what are you guys doing? Are you guys fucking with this club right here? Is there a problem? Not me. I never went in. I wasn't how I'm pointing at you.

Huh? I wasn't allowed in. I wasn't allowed to have a comedian with you? They kicked me out because I was wearing a Halloween. Oh, okay. All right. So that's Tommy Jordan standing next to him. And Tommy's the guy that was in Pennsylvania who got kicked out of the club or the bar when John was performing.

So Tommy brought this old man mask and tried to get into the show that way as if they'd be like, oh, we don't recognize you? Come on in. We don't know what your identity can possibly be. Get out of here, buddy. So that didn't work out. So neither of these guys are allowed into the show. Listen, you do what you want. You can hang out on a sidewalk if they don't want you back in.

Okay. And this door. Got it. Are you ice? Are you ice? Captain Hoover. Nope. Captain Hoover in New Brunswick?

Yes, sir. All right. So, Kevin, cutting edge of comedy. I don't know if you guys heard about this, uh, ice. Making a lot of headlines lately. So Kevin's going to repeat this joke a few times. How long on the forest? 22 years.

All right. So you're not ice? I'm not ice. All right. Because I'm hearing a lot about. ice. Okay. Good. All right. Thank you. A lot about ice, captain. This reminds me of when you got pulled over. Yeah, it sure does. So the police officer is just like, yeah, yeah, I'm not here for your bit. It just walks away from him. It's like, Kevin, I've been hearing a lot about ice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Moving on. So then Kevin's milling about outside and Gino got done with his stand-up show, and Gino shows up to talk to KB. We're not doing it. What are we doing? We're not doing it. I haven't been, are you filming? I'm not drunk.

Drive home drunk. I'm drunk on your love. Why are you doing this? Why am I doing that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Why are you doing it?

What are you doing stuff? What am I doing? I don't know. You're being drunk on a Thursday. I heard your killer. I'm a hammered. I heard your killer COVID been a closer. Which one?

Oh, the Fouchy, that stuff still killed. right flimsy flimsy was there wow what a bit what a bit he's even doing it outside for the kids doing an encore for gino it's not it's so embarrassing

hi we're the terrible comedians that are actually allowed into the comedy club you can't even get in to be shitty kevin it's such a failure because he's been talking about this for weeks that he's going to go and sabotage this show he tries to go and sabotage the show and they're like yeah we're on do you you talked about this on the show for weeks like they're going to do something like this you got to be you know a little bit more slick about it got to keep it on the d l should be a COVID operation but instead this fucking idiot talking about it all week long and then shows up and they're just like yeah yeah

Yeah, we knew you were coming, and you can't come in here and just ruin the show. And you're embarrassed. You're an embarrassment. So this is crazy. There's a show called The Regs, or the Z. And it's Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Lewis J. Gomez, and Joe List. Here's the description of the show. It says, your favorite regs from Robert Kelly's, you know what dude, are back with their own show.

Robert Kelly, Gomez, List, and Soder, join forces and talk shit about anything that comes to mind with no notes and nothing off limits. I respect to these guys. What are they doing? Nothing. Whatever's on their mind, no notes, nothing's off limits. He's fucking stealing this from every other podcast description. Anyway, they're all great. And it's funny because thank you to that Wolber wonder in the Discord for pointing this out that the subject of Kevin Brennan recently came up on their show, on their podcast.

And it's interesting to hear what actual touring success. Comedians have to say about Kevin Brennan what he's up to. I'm going to hand it to James. I'm going to go, your father should serve well. Now do it. Imagine you're a little spaceship from the Jetsons. Oh, we're going electric, Judas. Oh, hell, yeah.

You're Jimmy Hendrix. Jimmy Hendrix. You added more distortion. Now die of drinking wine at night. What? I said, now die drinking wine at night. I don't get that. That's how he died.

That's how he died. Oh, he died. And that fat chick died from a ham sandwich. Mama Cass. Her family, like, still fights that. Bobby's like, what a way to go, dude. He goes, I'll talk about my way out. I can be so lucky.

I don't know. I don't think I've ever been more jealous. I don't know who I'm more jealous of that sandwich or her. I've had many a nights where I was going, I woke up. Just food in my mouth, shots of food. That was a great old Pat Dixon. joke. He said, I know I'm going to die. It's going to be choking on a hot dog, waiting for the train to come.

I know that, because it's already almost happened to me three times. What happened to Pat Dexon? I don't know. I haven't seen him in a long time. He's got some of the best jokes ever. He, I think he I think he just went down the path of a lot of these guys who whatever's going on

is not enough, so then they become, alright. I'm going to be a Kevin Brennan fucking reply guy. They're all like, Gino and him and Kevin, these all the guys like fight on their own little island. really gives the shit. It's crazy. Your boat crashes there and you go,

no. Oh, no. Dude, if you get shipwrecked of a Kevin Brennan, Gino, Bisconti Island. What happened to you're fucking terrible? That's where the skank fest takeover is.

And by the way, I like all those guys except for Kevin Brennan. But he's never said anything to your face. No, he would never, he would never in a million years. That's what I'm waiting for.

That's his crescendo. Kevin gets blotchy when he sees Lewis live. I was like Kevin Brown was funny he just hates me and like my crew so I guess I hate him too he is funny no he's a funny stand-up unquestionable absolutely junk in the trunk he'll junk in your ankles too yeah it's a shame I want to like him but he just won't let me you know I can't like somebody like I fucking hate you you fucking hack I was like I guess I hate you too okay who's making a like not a comeback right Robert Kelly ruin the

ruin the conversation by changing the subject I love the fact that they get into this conversation about Pat Dixon. Because Pat Dixon's a great comic. You know, he performed at the creep off roast that we did. And, you know, I've seen it before. He's a very funny guy. And so that it's just like, oh, yeah, these guys who all do these fucking Internet shows where they're all trolling each other and this guy's fucking, this guy's ex-girlfriend.

And so this guy has the other girl on his show. And that guy's pissed about this. Like, it is insanity what the whole MLC hack verse. shitverse thing has become. I'm just glad to see that respectable comics who are still making people laugh have to say about that. Yeah, they're aware of it.

They're aware of it, and they think it's ridiculous. You know what else is ridiculous? Is this man? All right, so stuttering John, of course, here's about Kevin Brennan showing up to his show with the noisemaker. And he's drunk on his show last night. You don't say. I know. It's crazy.

Can you believe it? So he's drunk on his show last night, and he brings this up to his guest. I thought he wanted to heckle you, but did he want to fight you or what? He brought in a little kid's thing for New Year's. the noise maker of the little kids thing for new years what if i mime it to you well you know what i'm talking about no we don't know what the little kids thing for new year since john like kebby this is a weak ass bit like the noisemaker and all that so i don't know if you paying attention you see oj i fucking struck him and he's gone i heard that happen how'd you get that to

happen what an asshole he first brings ava ah they talk about kevin breton showing up and then immediately was just like bragging about striking OJ's channel. Hey, just see what I did? Your boy didn't do too bad. He doesn't realize what a douche or what a villain he comes out. I know. How many minutes into the show does he start watching a video of somebody else and sniping somebody?

He does it all the time. He does it all the time. But as long as someone posted on Reddit where it's easy for him to go find it, then it's okay. He's such an asshole. Well, I've got to thank Vince a lawyer in a way because, well, it was my idea. Okay, yeah. Let's not thank other people, John. You're the one who's killing it over here, obviously.

What an absolute asshole. I stand with O.J. On this one. Thank you, O.J. Fucked up that he got a strike because John can't fucking handle it. OJ was getting more viewers stream sniping him than John was getting. And listen, I tune into OJ's stream sniping. It's not him just watching John.

He's muting John. He's talking to the super tips and the chat. and he's offering in his own commentary on what's going on. So it's very transformative and John just couldn't wait to play a stupid, stupid copyrighted riff. Most generic riff in the world.

Music copyright, it's fucked. I'm sorry. I never would have said that until YouTube came around and it's just gotten so ridiculous where it's like, I play, don't tell me you love me with Patrick Michael singing over it.

And my three and a half hour long video is, I can't be my, monetized all the money goes to fucking um what's their names don't tell me lb is night ranger night ranger thank you god damn i fucking drew a blank for a second there it doesn't make any sense it's like do you think people watch my three and a half hour long video because of a chorus from 1986 it's also arbitrary because you could play another clip that features music and it doesn't get struck right yeah i mean all of it doesn't make any sense anyway i don't know why i got off on that around doing that a lot today focus carl focus on the task and

And there is an amazing video that I saw on Dablers Anonymous, and it's not getting a lot of traction. Suttering John getting arrested. Have you guys seen this video yet? No. I'm not going to believe the whole thing, but I will tell you where to find it because it is really well done. Chef's Kiss.

So this is Static Times. You have seen this? Yeah, I think it's sent it to you. Oh, okay, good. I mean, it's only one day old unless it's been re-upped. You just sent this to me? Yeah, sweet. Static Times put this up. It only has 1,200 views on it so far. So check this out. This is worth watching.

The man known as Stuttering John has allegedly been arrested today. He's charged with one count of public emission of body odor, a first-degree stank, and one felony count of impersonating a comedian. The traffic stop started like any other. I got pulled over in April? For what? But right away, I noticed something wasn't right. I can smell you from here. When was the last time you? He took a shower. Oh, you're not for it. Suspect claimed to be a comedian. Stuttering John now stands trial,

accused of falsely claiming to be a comedian. A jury will now decide whether he ever was one. It's unprecedented. No one's ever been trying. It's like a wolf blitzer out there talking about. It's incredible. For impersonating a comedian. Tensions are high outside the courthouse tonight

where supporters of Stuttering John are protesting what they call government overreach. Insisting Americans have the right to remain unfunny and unwashed. We're out here because people keep telling us to clean up, and we just don't agree with that. It's a personal freedom thing. Yeah, and also it's expensive.

So it's like four bucks now. The outcome of this case would set a landmark precedent for every unfunny man still claiming to be a comedian. I imagine Joe Rogan is watching this trial very closely. The People v. Sutter John, an untrue crime documentary. It was supposed to be routine. Then I got out of the car and met the smell. That's when I knew something was terribly wrong.

Good afternoon, sir. You know your tag expired six months ago. Yeah, I gotta go to the DMV. I just got my Florida driver's license. Okay, do you realize how bad you smell right now? The odor was overwhelming. It wasn't just body odor. It had weight to it. It filled the air around the vehicle. What, fuck, no, I'm just talking to my friend.

He's a car. Are you doing? He took a phone call and asked if I knew the man he was talking to, which was odd. Then he mentioned he was a comedian. You're a comedian? I gotta tell you. I'm not laughing right now. Between the public display of body odor and the false claim of being a comedian,

I had more than enough grounds for an arrest. Step out of the car, sir. Do I think John's funny? No. Do I think he showers regularly? Also, no. This is his signed public defender, which is just a fun little subtle jab. John being broke.

But that's not what this case is about. This is about freedom. the freedom to bomb on stage, and the freedom to stink while doing it. When someone claims to be a comedian, there's an implicit contract with the audience. You expect laughter. You expect some degree of entertainment. John broke that contract, and in Florida, that matters. I'm going to tell you something about yourself. You are the least funny person I've ever met.

You are not funny. Okay. You're obnoxious. You're not funny. John got his start as an intern on the Howard Stern show. Then he somehow became the announcer of The Tonight Show. but throughout his entire career there's no evidence of him making a single person laugh

I think the issue really is with the law I made a bubble laugh that's not true the self the left wanted to make comedy illegal you know you can't make fun of anything it's like legalized comedy yeah

the law that led to John's arrest was inspired by a movement made popular by Elon Musk the Comedy Protection Act signed by the governor ultimately redefined comedy as a matter of state oversight. The other law, the Hygiene Decency Act, passed with overwhelming bipartisan support. Listen, what matters is the intent of the law. The intent was to promote free speech. And the way this law is being weaponized against my client is a complete deodorization of justice. Every idiot should have the opportunity to drunkenly stumble on stage

and shit out a bunch of half-baked jokes to a crowd of disinterested people without fear of prosecution. Anyway, it comes out. It's very well done. A lot of fun AI spliced in there and some of the stuff. I have no idea how you pull that off. Well written. Well produced.

So props to static times. AI finally did something right. It really is. Fantastic. I want to give an update on this Ava saga that's been going on this week. I invite Ava on to Point DabblePoint on Monday. Two hours into the show, she brings up that Frog, producer Joe, Shulie's producer, DM'd her and said, Hey, can I call you real quick?

Then there's a phone call that we haven't heard. And then after that, there's a text that shows a link to Knight Melendez's Instagram, Knight Melendez being John's trans son. And then you see some back and forth on different DM. and Abba says, how come I haven't been on the show in a while? Is it because I wouldn't go along with your scheme to reach out to Knight Melendez? And Joe's response, I'm paraphrasing, it's not exactly this. Joe's response is, no, nothing to do with anything.

Julie's just not having a lot of guests on. There's a lot of people I want to be able to get on, but that's not the case of it. So she explains all of this on point, dabble point. John sees this as like, oh, yeah. baby, I'm a victim because Shulie wanted Ava to get in contact with my trans son, which means that he's

getting family involved, which is the thing that they always rail against me for doing. So therefore, I know have the moral high ground. Those guys are all losers and fuck you all. Now, also, Ava said that she recorded the phone call with producer Joe

that indicated that Shulie was behind it. Because according to Ava, she's repeated this many times this week, she says, yeah, producer Joe called me and said, I just got to have a meeting with Shulie. And what we want you to do is try to get in touch with Knight to dig up dirt on his father, John Melendez. Now, she said on Point Depplepoint that she had the recording of this phone call. And then when she called into Tuki Soup on Tuesday night, OJ says, hey, why not release that phone call? And she goes, I might not have that phone call. I was drunk on PDP. I was just making stuff

I don't know what to say. So losing a little bit of credibility, but whatever, John's latching onto it. Oh, and also in the text thread, it does show that, because when she goes, is that why I'm not getting on the show? Because I wouldn't go along with the scheme. Producer Joe goes, oh, Shulie doesn't know about that. He wouldn't approve of it. So that was, the text thread itself showed that Shulie didn't know about it, and Joe was in order to do it from Shulie. And so it has nothing to do with Shulie himself.

But what the picture that I was trying to paint is that, no, Shulie definitely knew about it was behind it. And, of course, that's what John wants to think, too. And is Frog confirming or denying that this text thread is real? Because it's not like it's impossible to change the name of your contact, your text. And it looks like it's coming from somebody else. It's not evidence of anything. Not only has Frog confirmed that it's real. But Frog has given me a piece of the text thread that Ava conveniently left out.

And that's this one right here. On Monday, April 28th, she says, I get the sense that Knight isn't going to accept. the friend request with an angry face. So it appears that Ava did exactly what Joe wanted her to do, reach out to Knight Melendez and try to become friends with them in order to get some hot goss on John or whatever the scheme was going to be. I'm not pretending to know what that was because I didn't hear this phone call myself. And what's very interesting to note on this is that Ava is trying to pretend, well, this is

why they won't hit me on TSN anymore. Abba had been a guest three times after April 28th. So Abba's claiming, well, I didn't go along with their schemes so they stopped having me on as a guest, when in reality, she did go along with the scheme and they kept having her on as a guest. And Abba's proving, because she's on Suthering John's show

almost every day now, that she's a fucking terrible guest. Everyone hated her on Point, Dabble Point. She brings nothing to the table. So I don't blame Shulie for being like, yeah, we can pass on Ava for a week or two, or month, or year. Makes perfect sense to me, a guy who likes to bring good people in and trucker, Andy, to do shows with. See what I did there?

Pretty good stuff. All right. So let's take a look at Ava's credibility on this. Because Ava, since this has come out, this text message that she didn't release, she's trying to cover that story up. As we're going to see, John has VTL on. and Ava comes on and Vince has some questions. I mean, is there really, I mean, hey, Ava. So, Abba, you had told me that you, Vince is questioning.

Did you actually? Hi, Vince. What's up, Abba? All right. All right, so what do you got? Vince is being as well as usual, and he's questioning it. Did you reach out to my kid and up? No.

I lied to them in a texting that I did because I was putting out. You want to start from the beginning? I get the whole story The only thing is I thought I saw Ava A Instagram rejection of you or a blocking of you And maybe that was just fake A blocking or I don't know anything about that

Because I never said that So you never reached out to Greg Knight No I get so annoyed when he Dead names Night

You dumb fuck So Majestic Risk 7 posted this And I thought he did a really good job of showing that John is almost lip-sitting. Like, John always does this. We see this all the time. When he knows what the other character is going to say,

he has to lip-sync along with it. And so, Abba, did you go along with this and try to reach out to my trans son and they zoom in on John's face? To my kid enough. No. I lied to them in a texting that I did because I was putting out. You want to start from the beginning?

So John's like, you remember what we talked about. You lied to Joe. You lied to producer Joe in that text message. So Ava is a well-known liar. She lied about having the phone call recorded. She lied to Joe about reaching out to night. Or maybe she didn't lie about that.

Maybe that's actually the truth. Because one of those things is true. And so losing a lot of credibility here on all of this story. And then she goes on with Keanu. And apparently, this is wild. Apparently, Ava actually drove by Knight's house. Hear me out. Knight Melendez, John's trans son, and Ava Riza, the trans woman who's inserted herself into the dabalverse.

Live near each other in Portland, Oregon. Hmm And since Clearwater has this happened Not since Cape Coral Or Cape Coral That's my event Dude Andy This is fucking crazy

Play the power ball Yeah If you're listening to this Because there's no way This makes any sense at all Listen to what she says On Keanu's show Because people started doxing their kid's address

And I don't live far from their kid Coincidentally And I thought they were doxing my address And so I was like Wait what and then I realized that and it's literally where I go to get cigarettes like that close to my house What? What the fuck is going on right now?

Is God's a fan of the devilvers, right? This doesn't make any sense. I would buy a house a mile from John and Cape Coral. Yeah. And now Abba and Knight live right down the street from each other. It's where she goes to get cigarettes. This is Portland? Yeah. Oh, good. I'll never go there now.

there weren't a lot of reasons to go anyway traffic am i right anyway so what abba's trying to say here is that aba did go buy the house but only because she thought she was getting dached this sounds realistic right oh there's this address that's being doxed that i wonder if that's a real address to be doxed or not or maybe they're trying to dox me and they're just getting it wrong i better see what the house looks like i better go see what the house looks like who's buying this that me it's so stupid don't go to the house. Well, no one is, but listen to this.

I drove by it and all over their house, they're saying signs saying, you're being recorded and there's just cameras all like around it. Like that's a liar. I was trying to say that because this house address is getting

docks somewhere, that they're getting harassed so much that they're putting up cameras and signs, and that is a one thing to do. Yeah. Yeah. I put up signs. I did it in a word and signs. I didn't order anything. But this is insane.

Yeah. I can tell you, people know both of my addresses. I don't have to put up a fucking security system because I'm getting harassed so much from this. A guy did drop off a 12-pack on my porch one time while we were doing the show. That was cool. Nice. It's fun. We have a P.O. box.

I don't talk about this anymore. Who are these dot-com? There's a P.O. box. You can send us gifts and drugs, dildos for Lucy, whatever. Send Lucy dildos. I was going to say trucker handy. I was like, I'll be nice. I've got enough shots in.

Had it to the fucking tally. Oh, boy. He has a good sense of humor about it, though, guys. It's all good. You're being recorded, and there's just cameras all, like, around it. Like, that's how fucked up this whole thing is. Right. And if you stick with what we're talking about, Tom.

All right, yeah. So there you have it. Abba has changed her story multiple times. Did she reach out? Did she not? Did she go over to the house? Why did she go over to the house? None of it seems to make any sense.

John is watching this show. And they're talking about whether or not Shulie knew that Frog was the one who put that out there. And so Ava goes on and goes, because Nasty Neal is on the show, too, on Kianu's show. And Nancy Neal goes, listen, I don't think that John, or that Shulie would know that or condone that sort of thing. He's got a family. He's got kids. It doesn't make sense that he would want Frog to reach out

to Knight Melendez and do this. And Hama has the balls to go, how do you know anything about Shulie's values and principles? Which I just thought was really funny as we show that she's a known liar multiple times and her story doesn't add up at all and none of it makes any fucking sense whatsoever so this gets crazier because um john thinks now that he can take legal action against shooley for employing a guy who told a trans woman to send a friend request to john's adult son i'll say it again yeah yeah yeah shot that he can take legal action

against Shulie, because his employee sent a DM to a trans person requesting that they friend John's adult son. So he's very excited about this. Now, this is shitware. Comment on the allegations, will the Sandussey Network be cutting ties with single wide? He calls Frog or Producer Joe single wide. So there's a tweet. Will TSN be cutting ties with them?

Shulie's response is, we gave him a raise. Okay? That was Shilly's response as a comedian ought to do. And this is what he says. This is what Shitway says. We gave him a raise. Now, I'm going to cut that here, and I am going to ask Vince a lawyer. We talked about this today, Vince.

Vince. Do you approve? I mean, now he's obviously condoning the behavior. This is how stupid he is. This is how stupid he is. They gave him a raise. So John literally thinks that there's the smoking gun right there. Yeah.

It's like, no, that's how you lean into a thing, dummy. and never understand that ever and everything that was done well I don't agree with reaching out to family members I would never condone that sort of thing but it's not illegal there's nothing wrong with it it's a dick move it's a dick move

I don't want people to reach out to my family members or telling people to friend my family members for whatever reason so I don't need that now I don't have a strange children so maybe I wouldn't be as upset about it because John has obviously docks me and my family members before and he's like tried to like oh I

What if I talk to Carl's sister? I'm like, she's not that interesting, but go for it. We get caught up a few times a year. It's fine. You can do that if you want. So this, I thought, was very interesting. I saw this on Dabler's Anonymous because I long had the theory that Ava is trolling John, that there's another agenda going on.

Because remember, Ava was 100% anti-John Melendez and was coming on Point-Dabble Point and the Uncle Rico show and all this stuff. And now she's 100% pro-John Melendez and hates Shulie and hates all the other shows. So it's weird that someone would do that unless maybe they were up to something. And I think we might have an answer as to what that could possibly be. That's awesome. And what are you going to, you know, what education are you pursuing? It's like psychology and then clinical psych.

I'm really into the research for BPD. and NPD, there's no, and just clinical psych, I'm almost like, I'm into the personality disorders and all the things. Listen to that. She goes, you know, NPD, B, PD, NPD.

John doesn't know what that is? He doesn't? I might have it. He doesn't know what that is? You know, what is NPD? Well, like, the two untreatable, like, personality disorders that I'm fascinated, by our like borderline personality disorder and narcissistic personality disorder.

She's saying narcissistic. God damn it. You're supposed to be studying this. Are you leaving out a whole syllable? She's speaking his language. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, narcissistic personality disorder. I knew it.

I should have known that. Oh, NPD. I knew that. I know everything. The two untreatable, like, personality disorders that I'm fascinated by are like borderline personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder. but then I'm also

like yeah I'm into the research for it psychologically and yeah that is interesting because you suffer from maybe both of those things and I was on your show all the time so I wonder

she just showed her hand I wonder if there's someone you could do that with John yeah he won't pick up on it there was that one video we played it at the live show in Detroit where Vince the lawyer is like isn't this fascinating doesn't this like

totally show who I am because I'm a narcissist And John's playing this video of all the signs of being a narcissist. And John's going, yep, yep, yep. And then it gets to, if you're an alcoholic, it's like, oh, is this about me? It took him six minutes in to realize that he was being had. All right, change gears real quick. So, Sheet Shitterson made the greatest Suttering John documentary was that a year ago? Yeah.

I think a year ago. And promised of a part two. And then he disappeared. Well, he's come back up. and he's teased that there's a part two coming out Christmas time. And so he's been doing some research and pulling some things together. And he found an interesting clip that he sent my way that I want to show to you because John had Elisa Giordana on the show.

He guys remember Elisa. And this was a time period where John was much more upset with Shulie than he was with me. And this is very interesting what John has to say to Elisa. And even Carl is good at goofing on me, you know? I can appreciate if they're good at it. Yeah, but see, Carl, the other guy who was his pocket, he has other content. He doesn't just need me.

Right. Right. That was back when John was paying attention to shit. I'm going to see what was going on. So I thought that was very funny. I'm sure that I'll enter into the documentary in part two. So thank you very much, Sheetterson, for saying that my way. It's very fun.

Now let's talk about, you know, John is going to battle with Luigi Greenberg. It's going to battle with Lucy Tightbox. He's going to battle with Dr. Steve. He's battling on a lot of fronts right now. Seems like a bad strategy to me, but I am not the campaign strategist for John Melendez. So he's watching this recent, you know, Lucy does dabover. She has these quickies that she's been putting out that are based on little things about the lawsuit. And she put out one recently about courtroom etiquette. And, you know, it's kind of a

tongue-and-cheek funny thing. Raper butt produces these. And so she put out this quickie with Lucy and John's watching this. And it's very funny because what happens is John's just watching this cold. He hasn't seen it before. He's just going on the Reddit. Smart. That's a good idea. Yeah. I know. Oftentimes it doesn't work out for him. So what we're going to see is John realizes he's getting caught in a lie and abandons the video and does not come back to it. Watch this. Do not harass or threaten

any witnesses. That includes intimidation, doxing, or, and I cannot believe that I have to say this, but calling up their boss to try to get them fired in an act of petty vengeance. I never did any of that. I never did any of that, you fucking dumb, crunt.

I realize you work for a law firm in Rockchester. Yeah. Yeah. So how am I, I don't understand. So where is the, I don't get it. Where is the, yeah, you work for a law firm. And now you think you're a fucking lawyer?

Oh, change the subject. Amazing. How delusional. House of Horrors, do you recognize how could... So because you work for a law firm that makes you a lawyer? What a fucking. She is fucking so delusional. Let's get to the other one.

That's the better one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get to the other one that doesn't show that I'm completely wrong about this. So, John changes the subject, obviously, where the video was going at that, with the way that it was edited, was to show that John was threatening to have Lucy's bosses know about all the defarious acts she's up to on the Internet. And so as soon as John sees it, like, that's what's going to happen. He's like, oh, so she thinks she's a lawyer now. She's like, no, no, no, that's not where this is going, and you know that.

Fucking idiot. This is fun because he's watching, I think it was Kevin. Kevin Brennan was watching this show, Lucy's show, and Kevin was pointing out Lucy's breasts. Not the first time someone's pointed out. Won't be the last. And John's watching along, and he's going, I don't get it. Really? You guys think that tits are a cool thing?

So then he's talking to Ava Riza about it, and I'll just let this play out. I'll explain why I think this is very funny. By the way, are those breasts real or are they fake? her personality makes me think that they're fake but i can't objectively judge them by looking at them because they look like big fake fucking boobs and i could be wearing one of those like no it's not a push-up bra but don't you think she has a very high um uh what's the word among of her she thinks she's way hotter than she is i don't find her that hot at all i don't know I think that's why she's so triggered

Like people can tell by the way you say That you legitimately don't think she's hot And she's offended by it Because she kind of wants that She wants to be the girl that Everyone's like oh you're so hot She like you know she feeds off of that Nothing wrong with that

But that's her and so you're not thinking she's hot Probably pisses her off even more Yeah I do not And her boobs are I hate those kind of boobs Where they're so close together And they're just I don't know Trying to know This is literally like hearing a 14 year old

talk about boobs. Even Ava is like, well, it could be a push-up bra. No, it's not a push-up bra. They're just fucking shoved together like this. Jesus Christ, John. I hit it when they're pushed up and close together with voluptuous. Everyone hates that. It's the worst.

I like to think that's the natural state of boobs. What a fucking idiot. That video is amazing. Just the work she did to punctuate all the points that she was making. Yeah, yeah. work she did to make the boobs look great, but I know it's an off-season. There's no award ceremony, but I'm nominating Lucy as dabbler of the year. DabbleCon 3.

I think she'll be in the running. Fucking killing it. Yeah, yeah. Lucy does dabble-coverage of the lawsuit. It's very good. I set that to Lucy, of course, that clip that I just played for. I do that would make her very happy. She was a lot when people speculate on whether her boobs are real or not.

It's like, so wait a second. So the boobs suck, but you also think they're fake? Who's this doctor? he's putting in shitty fake boobs. What kind do you want? The kind of repulse men. No problem. That's what we specialize it over here.

Pick a fucking late idiot. One more clip on here. This is, again, he is with Ava. He's drunk. This is from last night, Friday night. And just a very unfortunate freeze. That is very funny. And even Ava.

I mean, should we brought this up on Point Damplepoint? We don't know what Ava's end goal is here. If she really has completely turned and loved. John and hates everyone else, or if Ava's playing this close to the best and, you know, has got some kind of end game. But she does laugh at the stuff that we laugh

at when it comes to John. She can't help herself. Like, she knows he's a disaster sometimes. Oh, what's say, what happened? Then they start whipplinging. They start bitching about it. What? Then they start bitching about it.

It's like, all right. Go! It's not my editor. He's frozen right now. you're a fuck up and your show sucks he's making the dumbest face right close to the camera just freezes on that he's like oh he's probably swinging his beer back there we can't even tell what's going on if she continues to go on his show he's

it's going to go the way of clay where he's just talking over her and telling her to shut up and because she's pushing back a little is she a little okay yeah all right I guess I'm not watching those parts. I'm waiting. Well, when you're not in complete agreement with him, you're pushing back. Well,

guess what happened to nasty Neil last night? Did he have to apologize again? Yes. Just guessing. I could have covered all of this, but I'm just not that interested in nasty deal. I don't understand him as a character in the devil verse. Him and I emailed back and forth about this.

But that sounded me. It was. So Neil comes on John's show. And John starts calling. him out again for being on MLC like a year ago. And it's like, wow, how could you go on MLC when there was something pending legally with Rob Saul and Kevin Brennan and you know Rob's a friend of the show? And Neil, and this is one of the things I actually emailed him.

I'm like, why are you putting up with this shit of like who you're allowed to talk to? It's so childish and ridiculous. So Neil's like, I only been on your show one time at that point. And I wanted to go on MLC. You've been on MLC. What the fuck's the difference? Like, yeah, but Rob, he's like, I reached out to Rob. He didn't care.

Rob doesn't care. Why do you care? And this goes on and on this back and forth, and it escalates to the point where John kicks nasty Neil off the stream. And I've heard from good sources that Neil has done with John at this point. That's going the extra mile asking Rob for permission. I got a long email from Rob, too. I should respond to him. I got to figure, I don't know if he wants me to communicate.

I think Rob's done with the devil first. Good. Yeah, I think he's finally realizing it's doing him no good. Don't communicate with that. Fuck. It's not helping him at all. I'm going to bring up why, but fuck him. We could talk about it off wide.

Wow, what a show today, huh? I had a couple of missteps on the show today, but I thought that I tied it some storylines together pretty well. There's a little bit of flow. You know, I'm not known for my flow on this show. That's not something that people compliment me on, but there was a little bit of flow. I wish I had that one fucking clip. How do I lose that? God damn it.

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Thank you. That's perfect. The isotopes are going to be in Buffalo on November 1st. That is Saturday. 4 to 7 at the Flying Bison Brewery. Come down and watch myself, producer Chris, Lucy Typebox, Crows. We'll all be performing in the isotopes.

It's a fun show. Every time we go to the Flying Bison, it's always a blast. They have a really good beer there. I've never been disappointed by that. And it's right downtown, nice big room, and always a good time. Stop by. I don't know if there's a cover charge or not.

I don't think there is. It usually isn't. I don't think there is. Assume there's no cover charge. Four to seven p.m. Saturday. I'll pay. November 1st. Careful.

There might be three or four people to show off from us. Oh, wow. Speak out of Chris's cut. Watch out. All right. We want to talk about Lucy Typebox in the last segment, and Lucy's here with our Internet News. Internet News with Lucy Tightbox.

From Facebook, David Diley weighs in on Carl's creep-off consequence. Fucking how. That was brutal. I have no idea how he went through with it. Props to the club-footed one. Eric Dye rang gushes. I was in tears laughing when I first watched this. I laughed my ass up.

Endanger Temple blushes. I cannot imagine telling the squeegee bit in public. Tom Jornow opines. This might be the funniest thing in the dabbled verse so far this year. There's the lull soup, but that hasn't completely paid off yet. Oh, wait. From Patreon, Snuggs points out, so right after WATP covers S.J.'s arm wrestling show that featured a tiny Mr. T saying

he pities the fool, John just happens to use that phrase about somebody broadcasting his stand-up. Interesting. Kilgore Trout confesses. If Team Silver doesn't cover the spread, my wife is going to leave me for sure. Mr. Trey Peacock shares. Ron the waiter has won me over. But Blart Sampson grills him with.

Do you think he knows what he's doing or is he making the Opie show entertaining by accident? Chris Bueller comments on our latest Living in the Past bonus. I find these shows to be the best SJ content. They show the shocking decay of him over the last decade. Also back when he could get guests on his podcast. You see how awful he is at doing a show and why he doesn't get guests anymore? From Dablers Anonymous, Walk Hands asks us, what was more pathetic about S.J. yesterday?

Banning people from his show? Or pretending another person's wife was his girlfriend? Once Aida Lego offers, both were beyond pathetic, but inviting Tommy and KB to come to your show, and in KB's case, offering to comp his ticket and then printing off ridiculous, wanted posters for the club to keep them out, probably takes the cake.

Independent PIN deserves recognition for breaking down the Stress Factory show in great detail. Highlights include his nose was running the entire time on stage and it wasn't exactly clear. Very whitish. Who knows what that could be? And when I was standing over

him, I told him he's so short I can see the top of his head. And he looks like Lord Humongous from Mad Max. Just walk away and there would be an end to the horror. Dabbler 101 proclaims this recap belongs in the Dabbleverse Bible. Noin de Noin

comes in with some ween when he posts a of John's disgusting eye. Man child without an eye. Made his mother cry. And from YouTube, Dush of the Dabbleverse reports, Anthony is absolutely right. The man Opie once referred to as Ron the waiter

will soon be known to Opie as Ron the Trader. Bruce Sox 20 writes, It's great to see E. Rock fight back. He's put up with so much of Greg's shit over the years. And Kimadow plays us out with Ron was flipped by Mattress Gate. I love it. Great job. Producer Chris and Lucy Typebox on our internet news segment.

Of course, I had to be recorded before Steel Panther yesterday. Busy lives here in Rochester, New York. Busy, busy lives going on. People are calling you to our voicemail number. You can find that number at Who Are These.com. Leave your own voicemail for us like these fine people did. Hey, I think there's something more to the why I ever. Everybody hates Ava than what you said.

I think there's two more points to it. I think everybody hates a turncoat, and the other thing is everyone hates an attention whore. It's the same reason everyone can't stand veto. It's that doing or saying shocking or outrageous things just for attention is just something really obnoxious about it. and at least for me, make sure it so you can't stand them. Anyway, call me back. Don't say shit for attention.

It's not cute. That is true. Ava is obviously, that was another thing that they had to blow up on with Nasty Neal, where, you know, Johns Bear up with Nasty Neal for going on this show. We're going on that show. And I was like, yeah, you just click on any link to people send you.

And he was like, what the fuck, Abba? You've got it on every show this week when you talk about it. Yeah, you obviously want a lot of it. attention. Is it like a pro wrestling heel turn? It seems like she's not afraid to have a debate, a confrontational conversation, and maybe she felt like she wasn't getting any traction on the Shulie team, so she does a pro wrestling heel turn over to the Stuttering John's side, and it's all very performative, in my opinion. Yeah, that's probably true. You are. Garnering a lot of hate.

Makes more sense than anything else. Yeah, ask Rob Saul. That works out for you. Careful what you wish for. Troy Smith just reminded me. I forgot to play our bumper for the voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix.

Rock and roll. The rock and roll of voicemails continue on talking about Keanu. I was thinking about how crazy it was Keanu going through her mom's photo gallery. What the fuck would you do? if you came across your parents nudes Like you'd have to hang yourself Well, that's it Alright, call me back

I'd get myself I came across Keanu's parents nudes For him about my parents God, Michael Ede Jesus Christ What was she dressed as the other day? What the fuck? I don't know, but if I saw a naked skeleton

Gross Two Halloween decorations Fucking Speaking of Gary in San Diego. Hey, Carl, just want to say, in honor of Gary, the old lip-smacking from John is getting a little out of control again. It's out of fucking control. I find it so irritating.

Could you imagine if Ed the editor had to put up with that? I'd never hear the end of it. I think it's a tell, just like him looking at the ceiling, that he's lying. It's kind of a time buyer. Yeah. It's an um. Yeah. At this point.

All right. Boner guy calling N. He's got a theory. So, John's postponed his entry to the LSAT exam. What, Papa? It's almost like he looked at one of the test questions and realized that he's a retarded, drunken, smelly little narcissistic troll with a shit haircut and just would never be able to answer them. Because I looked at those questions online. And if you had an above-average IQ, you wouldn't need to study that. hard in my opinion to be able to get to get them right. I was able to get more than half of them right, but they were a struggle for me. I won't lie. But yeah, he's, yeah, just a retard. And you fucked me up, Carl, but I couldn't be happy because you've moved your voting to Patreon for the creep-off. So you've spoiled my bit. Well done. Yeah, but you can still get the link at

the creepop.com. Vote for Carl. The voting is now. We have to sign in for it. So you can't just He's a VPN. People think I said Vinny's cheating with bots. Whatever. I'll tackle this on the creep off. But it seems that we've remedied the situation. Because now the people are voting on Patreon.com. We're getting more votes.

And it seems a little bit more legit to me. So you have a chance? Patreon. Like I'm slash the creep off is where you want to go. Could you imagine if I didn't have to spin the wheel one of these times? Oh, my God. What a fun game that would be, huh? Someone else does a consequence?

I don't want to imagine, man. Yeah, I know. It was funny on the show, you were bitching about it, and rightfully so. But Fiddy's like, well, it does have your face on the wheel. I know. Why don't we call it the Carl's Wheel of Consequences? It does have your face. Like, oh, that's right.

Humiliate Carl. Lockie did put that out there. I forgot. Good point. All right, so I was making fun of Jay-Z's halftime shows the other day. Hey, Carl, Maxia, listening to the new bonus on the Howard interview, and you struggle for a long time trying to think of Super Bowl at halftime acts J. Z. Book

Jesus Christ, Carl, Kendrick Lamar. He got Kendrick on stage and let him call Drake a pedophile in front of the whole world. He's doing fine. The biggest problem with you is fucking Metallica. Carl's losing to freshen up the Super Bowl is the force people to listen to the same music they've been listening to Allgame, performed live by senior citizens.

You boomer fuck. Oh, Dick's replacement, Sean, just discovered some schizo podcast. the single-digit views for his corner bit. And it'd be a good crossover. Fuck yourself. All right. I'll try to look into that for sure.

I was just saying, can we mix it up with like a rock band again at some point? Would that kill anyone? And they came up with the weekend and Ice Cube and Eminem. They came up with a couple of them, I think. I don't pay a lot of attention to the halftime shows at the Super Bowl. I have too much money in the fucking game. All right.

Paco is calling in and laughing at something. I don't even know. Yeah, I'm so proud. This is Paco. I was listening to the living in the past and stuttering, John, you know, that bonus episode, you all motherfuckers put out? Yep. And, yo, that shit was fucking funny. I couldn't start laughing.

You know what I'm saying? When you were talking about that bitch, he was like, oh, she's a fag. Because she said, just do it. Oh, fuck. That shit is good, man. Hey, dude. You say shit up. Is you fagging thing on the Patreon?

Get on that shit, bitch. Anyway, shout out to motherfucking Andy. Chuck and Andy, I haven't seen him in years. I don't know where the fuck you went. All right, later. Here he is in the studio. Thank you, Paco. Always good to hear from you, buddy.

I'm glad you're... Now I know why I was invited back. I'm glad you're enjoying something on the show. Oh, yeah, Paco requests you here at. Because Paco's like, here, you're somewhere down there. I know you listen to Paco more than you listen to me. He produces the show at this point. He didn't even know.

he's like you got to check out this fool Kevin Brennan trying to fuck up John Scha I'm like all right Paco I'll check that out Kyle photographer has an interesting idea for me hey Carl it's the cow photographer I have a thought you could get on TV I think fairly easily

I you know Danny Polichuk he's on Gutfield all the time New York's not that far away for you I bet you could reach out to Danny make a connection and get on Gutfield and then you'd be on TV network TV cable TV

If I could see your beautiful fucking face on TV Carl I would splooge so much 45 seconds bye You know who else would splooge so much as my mom

She would lose her shit If I was on Gutfeld It's like her favorite show She'd be very excited about that I also know Joe Devedo and Jim Forrentine Who are regularers on there So let me work my magic

And got in Gutfeld That'd be cool I'd have to talk about politics Maybe I shouldn't do that That would be great. Could you imagine the topic was like, there's a lot of shitty podcasts out there, right? And I'm like, hey, come to me.

I got some ideas on this. Last voicemail. This is exciting. Over the years, we've had a lot of celebrity callers into our voicemail segment, which always gets me exciting. I'm like, how good celebrities are listening. That's fun.

We haven't heard from this one in a long time. Hey, Carl and friends, this is your old friend, Frang, Drescia, yeah. I was just called. because I heard that you were one voicemailers you hadn't heard from for a while we're dead. I'm not. Bye.

Bye, Fran. Good to hear from you. She's not aging well, is she? She never sounded good, but that's, it seems like things are getting worse. Just do it. All right. We're ending the show. I got to go.

Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what?

This voicemails over. All right, ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. I got to go.

Bye. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.

Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Ms. Tidebox, do you know what you did wrong? Thank you. Please clap. I force a broad brace.

I force them. Some people earn them. I force them. I don't know.