Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep67 Speed Dial

Episode Date: July 23, 2017

It's a packed show this week as we analyze Speed Dial from the MTV Podcast Network as well as read through many recent reviews for WATP on iTunes. Wow, apparently we suck. Hard. Fun stuff. Joe, best ...known for looking similar to Andy, joins the show to review a podcast that's not too thrilled with "Whitey." Fortunately WATP is there to spread a message of unity and inclusiveness . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's show time. I don't think there's really just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in My destiny is like a global commander Joe W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these partners? WHOHP Who are these partners? WHOHP
Starting point is 00:00:50 Who likes these partners? Not WHOHP Who likes these partners? That one's beyond me Who are these partners? WHOHP Who are these podcasts? W listen to podcasts that you don't have to I'm your host car with me today Once again is Joe welcome Joe. Hello. Thanks for having me back. Yes Joe was the brother who Fought on the side of DC movie news and I guess I won that one even though
Starting point is 00:01:37 Well, yeah, we were all losers. Yeah, we all we lost this week I'd like to remind our listeners you can visit us us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at whoarethese.com, if you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes. And let me tell you, we could really use the positive reviews on iTunes. Oh, yeah. So we've had a few negative ones coming in as of late that I will get to you later out in the show.
Starting point is 00:02:03 And we're curious about that because this week I don't think is going to help. Yeah, no, probably not. But like, think back to when Kevin was on the show and please give us a five star review. Yeah, really. On iTunes. So if you were one of the people who shit on our iTunes page, please stick around, I'll be reading and talking
Starting point is 00:02:22 about your reviews, although I'm not sure why you would shit on the podcast and then listen to a new episode, so that's probably not going to happen. Wow. That's your little reward for the writing a shitty review. Oh, it's your point. If you forward to that. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Speed Dial.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Joe and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. Joe, I apologize. I have no idea that this was what this was going to be. not discuss it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it, Joe, I apologize. I have no idea that this was what this was gonna be. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a pop culture. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:52 What's going on in the news and pop culture? MTV kind of young person perspective. Well, right, you'd think on TV and you think of certain things. They've ruined, they ruined, you know, they started with videos, they ruined it. They started reality TV, they ruined it. That's true.
Starting point is 00:03:11 And now they're ruining podcasts, they apparently as well. Yeah, I mean, so just a quick overview and then we got a ton of clips that we'll get into that. It's two black hosts who hate white people and talk about politics for 35 minutes. It's two black hosts who hate white people and talk about politics. Yeah. For 35 minutes. It's brutal.
Starting point is 00:03:28 If God and play my, it's, I think the clip is labeled asshole. You know, you don't want to hang out with your white friends this week. You're not trying to go to that white dinner party. Don't do it. Save that money and get a massage instead on the weekend. That's pretty much something this up for me. That is Doreen St. Felix. The other host is Ira Madison III.
Starting point is 00:03:50 And I have a clip on here that I think sums up the show. And again, this is Doreen. Why don't y'all shut the fuck up and listen to the only voting block who knew what they were doing this year. And that was black women. I call that clip humility. I also pulled that clip. I mean, that's just so so ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:04:19 These people are know what alls who hate everyone. Oh my God. I mean, did you, I know you're kind of research guy. I did a lot, a lot of research. You know, they, they are, I'll be on, like, I'll start off and be like very honest. I listened to this the first time around. Yeah. And I was like, I'm gonna have a hard time because like,
Starting point is 00:04:35 I agreed with a lot of the things that they, not all of it, obviously. And the more I, I, I, I listen to this more than once, more than twice, going through this. And the more I listen to it, the more I hated it. So you agree with the first time around. I'm surprised to hear that. There's things I agreed with.
Starting point is 00:04:55 I was thinking, from a cultural perspective, we couldn't be further away from these two people. We went to a primeist concert last night. Yeah, right. I mean, there's the opposite end of the spectrum as we are. I try, I was trying to keep it in perspective because this was their year and, and Donald Trump was just elected. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:14 And, you know, if you look at their Wikipedia pages, they are, they label themselves as activists. Sure. So, so let's get into that real quick. Yeah. Okay. They start off the show and I say this gets off to a real fun star This is how we begin things. Every year everybody says that that year was the worst
Starting point is 00:05:33 But I really do think that 2016 Was the worst year of my life. Now Every year everyone says that year was the worst. What world are we living? I've never heard that before. I don't know. This was the first time, right? This was the first time, 2016,
Starting point is 00:05:51 because the election didn't go the way people thought it was gonna go. All of the sudden, everything fell apart and it was the worst year. Everybody, it's just like, this David Bowie died and like, there's celebrity death and so. David Bowie has a really good song,
Starting point is 00:06:02 since 83. Right, even talking about it. Yeah, nobody cares. Yeah, was he good? Sure. There's celebrity death and so we have a really good song since 83 right even talking about yeah Yeah, nobody cares. Yeah, was he good sure but like it's just so subjective and That's one of the things though. I guess play that goes right until my number one which is the same hopefully The world will just end so I won't even have to say this about 2017. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:06:26 That, Jones, you see, was so terrible that they'd rather have the world on. I'd rather the world end than me have to listen to this fucking thing. Right, right. Right, right. So then the co-host, Ira, who of the two, is the greatest person in the world compared to Dory.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Dory's just an asshole, but Ira admits that he had a pretty good year. He's low key. I had a really great 2016. If we're being honest, were you in America? I know it sucked for the world, but my 2016 was kind of lit. His 2016 was kind of lit. Yeah. And of course, Doreen has to shame him. Like how dare you have a good year when Trump was elected. So
Starting point is 00:07:03 then she says this. Oh, I mean, I feel like I can't even think about my personal year because I'm like so overwhelmed with all of the wild shit that is going on in this country and abroad. So she's, you're an asshole for saying you had a decent year. Right. How could you Brexit and Trump? The world is over.
Starting point is 00:07:26 It's officially done. Yeah, fuck it. This is what happens when young people get into politics and they don't realize it shit like this has been happening for thousands of years. And life goes on. It's all the same. It's all the same.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, I probably would still panicking about Trump. It's fine. Yeah. We're getting through it. That big of a thing. I was talking to somebody the other day and these two were right around their 30s. You know, and I have a bit probably a decade north of that.
Starting point is 00:07:51 So I think in my 30s, I probably thought I knew everything. And now that I'm closer to 40, I realize that I don't know anything. It doesn't fucking matter anyway. And the more you pay attention to politics, you know, that's not what fucking matters anyway. So it doesn't affect your life. It's not going to.
Starting point is 00:08:07 It's really funny that you're not allowed to have a good year. And everything about this show was about how the sky was following. And speaking of not knowing anything, there's a clip where they talk about First Lady, Michelle Obama, and how amazing she was. Yeah. And then they talk about how terrible it's going to be with the new First Lady Michelle Obama and how amazing she was. And then they talk about how terrible it's gonna be
Starting point is 00:08:27 with the new First Lady, but this is completely wrong. I mean, we might even have flowers in the attic really as our First Lady since Ivanka is gonna be taking up that post. Okay, Ivanka is the president's daughter. That's not the First Lady. That's not what a first lady is. And flowers in the attic were a brother and sister having sex.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Okay. So what the hell is she talking about? Couldn't be more wrong. Yeah, there was a lot of things that were wrong. Go play my clip too. This is just nitpicking. All right. So sorry to get on Metta and Sappy and to break the fourth wall of our phone call.
Starting point is 00:09:09 But seriously, thank you to everybody who listens to our podcast, who shares our podcasts, because you know, that's just important. We're trying to get that money. So that was the clip that I played last week to tease the show. I thought that was pretty ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I think meta is kind of something that's used way too much these days. And I think people don't know what meta really means. Right. Why would that be getting meta? Exactly. Okay. So here's the thing. Let me break this down for other people who may not get this. Okay. And by the way, I want to tease something. Okay. We are going to get meta
Starting point is 00:09:41 later in the show. All right. Yeah. Okay. So meta metta, metadata, you know, where it kind of comes in. Metadata is data about data. It is what time we recorded this podcast, how long this podcast is the date we recorded it. That is metadata. Most people think of this and I would say Deadpool and Ferris Bueller are the best examples of it is where characters know they're in a movie, you know.
Starting point is 00:10:07 That is not being on a shitty podcast. And asking your audience to interact with you. In fact, it's the whole point of radio podcasts to like get an audience to fucking interact with you. It's not meta. It's not breaking down the fourth one. No, there's no fucking... Oh, and Carl, by the way, a blue apron tastes great. It's not meta. It's it's also not breaking down the fourth wall. No, there yeah
Starting point is 00:10:31 And Carl by the way a blue apron tastes great while I eat it in beyond these on a Casper mattress While I did all my rectum with a toy from Adam and Eve. Okay. Did I break the fourth wall? You know, maybe we should put up that wall again. Maybe we should put eight more walls on you right because fuck that I mean, it's not, it just doesn't make any sense. Never seen someone get so upset about the word metta before. This is amazing. It's overused. It just, just, how do you feel about metta world? We've got it.
Starting point is 00:10:52 When you don't world, yeah. Passmark player. Never fucking heard of that. Okay. Um, so this show has two major segments. And they're both with segments. They start with the five worst things in 2016. Did you make a list, Kyle?
Starting point is 00:11:06 I did. I have a list. Oh, you do. I do have a list. We both have one. So they do the five worst things in 2016 and then they did the top 10 things of 2016. So what was the list that you compiled, Joe?
Starting point is 00:11:19 So, okay, well hit my clip three real quick. Joe always goes in order. I've noticed this about you. Every time I play Cliffs Tribute, you just, you don't want to break that order at all. You don't know. I would, but it's just working out. I heard it's just working out.
Starting point is 00:11:34 There was not much white excellence this year. Yeah, white excellence. So, you know, my top five is, I have top five white excellence. Yeah, I'm gonna update. The only thing they thought was good, they came out of white people last year, was stranger things. They said, we love those little Caucasian children
Starting point is 00:11:55 and their antics was what they said. Was there a black kid on that show? I believe there was, girl. I believe he was the voice of reason. Right, I know, I I'm not talking about. All right, so you got white excellence. Yeah, I didn't do it for 2016. I was gonna go back, but they kind of covered it.
Starting point is 00:12:12 So I just figured I would, I would, I would, of J white excellence for 2007. Okay. Okay. So one white excellence, the craft beer explosion is continues to go on. Oh, Jesus. IPA?
Starting point is 00:12:28 Jesus Christ. I mean, the craft beer thing. I'm so over this. Carl, Carl, Carl. It's too much. IPA's in sour beers. Just proving that white people will drink any nasty shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:39 So that's white excellence. They'll drink that shit. Two, well, they don't wear real Carl. I know you'll agree. Mastodon's new album. Mastodon's new album is white Axel it is white excellence and if you're not in the heavy metal then Chris Stabilton's from A Room is the country version Because you know if you're white you either like heavy metal or country music This is Joe's what's new in music segment? This is Joe's what's new in music segment. God, who are these new albums? Is that not the podcast?
Starting point is 00:13:07 Number three, since then on this list, white excellence list since 1913, Hellman's mayonnaise. Always, always good. Okay. So number four, you would think this would be the number one is any white person that ignored the Speed Dial podcast. Yes, that's why that's why that's. That is why that's why that's why you would think that would be my number one carl
Starting point is 00:13:29 But it's not what is number one number one was number four. So which way are we going? I'm so confused yeah, I'm confused too The fourth thing is from the bottom up from the bottom up about come on number one handcrafted locally sourced artisan Methane Fatime white people love their methamphetamine Definitely a white person thing. Yeah, don't know how excellent it is. It's not my so I personally roll So they start this segment. Thank you, Joe. Thanks for preparing that I appreciate it. They start their segment with this drop and They start their segment with this drop and this five worst things is wildly confusing. Here's the drop that they play, which is terrible zoom-orning radio shit.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it. Yes. I think everybody knows that if you're gonna do one of those types of things yet, it way more noise is, it's gotta be a stereo going right to left or the left to right. You can't just have a reverb effect to go keep it. And Iro's voice is terrible. I mean, I sat in my car screaming at the top of my lungs for a half an hour just to get my voice low enough. I didn't mind Iroh that way.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah, he was alright. So the first segment, they call it keep it in 2016, which I didn't mind to iron that one. He was already. So the first segment, they call it Keep It in 2016, which I didn't understand at first. I found it wildly confusing. Yeah. Because I think keep it's a positive thing. Like, all right, let's keep it. You're right.
Starting point is 00:14:54 And then it's like, well, yeah, keep it in 2016. Don't want to come into 2070. It's sarcastic, right? They mean, I guess. So let me just tell you what the list was. Number five was Facebook. And Facebook they hated because people with opinions other than theirs can go on there and post those episodes.
Starting point is 00:15:16 This is where I started agreeing with them. Okay, fuck Facebook. I don't care about Facebook either, but this is the dumbest logic I've ever called this high pot meat kettle. But the culture of Facebook allows people like that to create really small worlds that reaffirm everything that they think. Is she, did she have any self-awareness at all? Do her reads like this asshole was on Facebook,
Starting point is 00:15:39 writing about something that I disagreed with, and I don't like that. What the fuck is wrong with that person? Actually, this is specifically something that Iro was complaining about. He's talking about a back and forth he had in the comment section of a post on Facebook. If I ever started doing a podcast
Starting point is 00:15:57 and talking about the comment section of a Facebook post, just fucking kill me because this is so boring and ridiculous, but he mentions what the person says to him and listen to how funny Doreen thinks this is. At she was like, very educated, socially liberal, fiscal conservative over here. That was why, what? I almost clicked that.
Starting point is 00:16:24 What is funny about that? Why is being fiscally conservative so funny? And socially liberal. What is, that's a loose definition of a libertarian. Right. And apparently that's ridiculous. Yeah. You have freedom, right?
Starting point is 00:16:36 How you fucking idiot? Yes. Well, that's the thing, like they, they, they're so on this black white thing, right? It's black white. It's black white black white Democrat Republican and you can't be anything other than the one or the other and they really don't understand that That's the problem is like you think it's gonna be one of the other and that's not life right there is good Oh, you know, I should keep I'm sorry I'm getting off track here. I gotta get I only started at number five I got a couple of dance. All right the five five was into 2016, things you can keep in 2016.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Five was Facebook, which Joe and I do agree with that, that cares about Facebook. Number four, Bernie Sanders. There was a lot of Bernie hate going on. Yeah. And can I just say this, for people who are so opinionated and feel like they're so liberal, and liberals are supposed to be inclusive,
Starting point is 00:17:24 but these people are the opposite of that. This is kind of ridiculous. Okay, I just want to point out that I never saw it for Bernie. Because when he first came out onto the scene, I was like, who is this old man? It's kind of an ageous thing to say. Don't you think? Who am I gonna do both for an old guy? That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:17:49 But this is also where they wear the first time around. I was like, he kinda nails this. And this was recorded before, like the further scandals came out with his wife at the university. Like there was further shit. And like he nailed him on this before that all even happened. So he kind of had his number there.
Starting point is 00:18:08 So again, I like Iroh way more than Doreen. Yeah. Listen to what Doreen's take. I'm Bernie S. This is unbelievable. I think that the way he represents the worst instinct of the left, which is to be rate, literally be rate, the black and brown and poor people
Starting point is 00:18:29 who make up their constituency, that is what I absolutely can't stand. What the fuck is she talking about? Yeah. That's just made up nonsense. Yeah, I don't know. Like that, I'm not from that world. It's sort of like I guess that's how they feed.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I couldn't, I couldn't I Couldn't uh That you know, I don't know. You're turning to a parakeet peed over there. That's that's fine All right number three was Kanye West Hmm Kanye West is on the outs with the black community. And do you know why Joe? No, he shook President-elect Trump's hand. Yeah. I'm not kidding. That was the thing.
Starting point is 00:19:10 So as you're talking about Kanye, I took a clip that I call Doreen has terrible taste in music. Yeah. I wouldn't say I'm a Kanye stan per se, but I really love his music. Even the parts of his music that are really stupid. All right, so she loves Kanye's music. Because that's something that you have to say.
Starting point is 00:19:31 So I'm one of these people with things Kanye sucks and is a hack. And let me just play you one of these masterful pieces from this artist that we all adore. Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh. Oh. Oh. Just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm not gonna talk to me. Oh, I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk me. I'm not gonna talk me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. I'm not gonna talk to me. And that's like, and listen, I'll be a little bit of a snob because I don't have to be using it. But that's fucking not music, that is good.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah, I don't know why this is different. I'll say that I'm an artist. I liked his first album and sometimes he knocks out of the park for me, there's stuff I like, but it's certainly not all gold and he's got a card game. Even with them, he's eating Kanye West. And saying, we don't need him in 2017. There's still like, but he's amazing. Even if bad music is amazing.
Starting point is 00:20:47 They do that a lot. Everybody says that. They do that. Actually they do that like, oh, they said it about Bernie Sanders too. It's just like, well, I think you did a lot of good work as a senator, but fuck him. They do it a lot. All right, so number two, Joe.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah. Was man. Yeah. Yeah. I clipped that. Yeah. Do you have a clip of that? You want to do it for, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Well, what are the order, here we go. I don't want to be referred to as a man, call me Colisey, because I'm like, all men must die. Yeah, yeah. So these people hate literally 90% of the population. Yeah. If you keep me scoring home, yeah. They hate fucking everybody. But go ahead and play my track five, because I know we're skipping over the last one. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:21:29 But they start their top 10 with this. Donald Cleffer. I could not have been more surprised to see all the depth this man had. He's so not all that right. Well, that all men. It's funny to say that because Doreen, after they announced that men are the number two thing. She goes, every man I think about, I hate. Right. And she just goes through a list of people that she hates. Yes. It's like holy shit. This woman is so full of hate and rage. There's zero fun going on. Yeah. I'm this podcast. Yeah. Okay. so the number one thing that we want to leave in 2016 is America. Yeah, because obviously the wrong person won this fucking election. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:12 And the whole country is lost. Yeah, yeah. Which is burnit of the ground. Yeah, yeah. All right, so that was their, that was their list. The guy, whatever, I don't want to start talking too much politics, but you can't accomplish Jake shit, so don't worry about it. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:22:27 One of the things that they talk about a lot on the show, and I have good news for people, this was the season finale. It was also the last podcast they ever did. This show was okay. Oh good. Even MTV was like, this is fucking horse. Oh, okay Because you know, people work for MTV anymore When we started this I'm like if anybody is gonna like come back at you for this It's these two because they can't be more about what you think about them right then anybody I've ever heard of well
Starting point is 00:22:58 This is funny. So I put together a compilation of them talking about how they're gonna be back for another season You can tell their insecure about it. Yeah. Because they mentioned many times. We'll be back. Yeah. So here's the cop I put together. This is our season finale. After this episode, we're going to be gone for a minute, but we will be back in 2017. Our podcast will actually not be back until February.
Starting point is 00:23:23 And we can't wait to do this more in 2017. Nope. We're gonna be on a break until February. Nope. Sorry. When we come back, speed dial is ready for the jump off. Wrong. Like I said, we're gonna have more guests for you. We're gonna have different segments. We're gonna change it up. Nope. You're wrong. Look it up. It's gonna be speed dial as you know it, but also bigger and better See you in 2017 Like lick lick my balls Yeah, I've never felt happier about people losing their podcasts And you know, I think you will think that I'm an asshole
Starting point is 00:24:06 and the people who I host the show with are assholes because we rip on people's shitty podcasts. But these people are literally dickheads to everyone. I root for them to fail. Because they're so fucking outrageously mean. Yeah, yeah. That's not likeable. This is a good point.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Let's skip to, I think it's trek 13. I put a compilation together, too this kind of have of Have to do with the reason they were canceled This is every time they mentioned the word black or white or race on the show Sorry, so it was a 17 minutes long. Yeah, good. Yeah play it white black white people, white. Black and brown, black and brown, white, whiteness, black women. Black, black, white, white, white, light, skinned. Black, white women, black, black,
Starting point is 00:24:50 your people, your tribe. Black, Caucasian, white. White, excellence, Caucasian. Black, skin, white, excellence, white. Caucasian, Caucasian. I hate my white neighbor. Black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, whiteness, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black,
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Starting point is 00:25:47 So listen to this This is She's so funny right? It's not the fact that he's not Funny or interesting Or he doesn't make sense It's how hard she laughs Yeah, this is the funniest thing she's ever heard of
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yeah I brought him into my house. I told him you better watch out Devils are here Tell that light skinned man to save you From your dark skin and your job professional woman I don't know anything anymore. Oh my god. Oh my god. At the end there, she sounds like a porn surre just got facewrapped.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Yeah, she didn't even get the air in fast enough. I've never understood the Tyler Perry. Personally, every time he's in a movie that he didn't make, I'm just like, it's this is a ruined movie, like he's not good. I don't get it. I don't understand the popularity in that culture. I don't get it. I guess that's because I'm white, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:57 So Joe, they talk about getting back to Kanye. They talk about people compare Kanye to Donald Trump. And you know, this is an often made comparison, obviously. But I thought that Doreen had some insight and analysis that was spot on, and you just don't get this anywhere, but speed down. A lot of people will make arguments that Trump and Kanye resemble each other because they're both provocateurs,
Starting point is 00:27:24 but it's like at the end of the day, Kanye is black. Check out the big brain on bread. We have a smart motherfucker, that's right. And I'm not just taking that out of context. That was literally her analysis. Like listen, they're both assholes, but Kanye is on our side. Right. So we like Kanye.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. She's more personally offended by Kanye because he's supposed to be on her side right and they talk about what the massages asshole He has and how his lyrics are fucking ridiculous, but he's black I don't know the only there were long sections and it was in their top 10 of the things that they liked and I don't know The only time that race was not really an issue in this was when it was a black woman who was being great. And it was never because she's black and never because she's a woman, it's just because she's black. But if you suck, it's because you're a white guy or it's because you're a guy or it's
Starting point is 00:28:16 whatever. But if you're talking about Michelle Obama, she's just flawless always. If you're talking about Beyonce, voluosely, right. Right, carry, right. By the way, can I just say, I don't consume a lot of, I'll call it black media. I don't know what the right term is for it,
Starting point is 00:28:35 but you cannot do a show in this culture without talking about both Beyonce and Kanye West. Yeah. I never once heard of black first and ever conversation that we're Beyonce, Kanye West, he's come up. It's so point. What is what is the deal with that?
Starting point is 00:28:47 Well apparently at least Beyonce's album I guess was good. I don't know what Kanye did. That's what they were telling Solange and Beyonce whatever if I'm saying that right. Well then then they talk about Mariah Carey and how much they love her because she's on the top ten list of things that they like. And of course Mariah Carey's ridiculous and you know her because she's on the top 10 lists of things that they like. And of course, Mariah Carey's ridiculous and you know, they're probably saying a kind of tongue in cheek, but I do think it's funny that five days after they aired this thing, she had her new year's eve meltdown. Yeah, right. I love that meltdown. Yeah. But this I thought made zero sense and they have multiple producers, this MTV produced podcast. You'd think they
Starting point is 00:29:25 go back and clean this up. What do you know what Doreen says? She dated a billionaire this year. They broke up and she basically requested a severance from him of millions of millions of dollars. I mean, that is, is that not inspiration to employees everywhere. Like, did she demand a severance? What does that do with employees? I don't know. What is she talking about? She was dating a billionaire.
Starting point is 00:29:55 He dumped her and then she wanted money. When? What does that have to do with working or employment? I guess when she was married to Tommy Mutola and and He was making her records and maybe it's a throwback to that Way too much credit But there was a time when they made a lot of sense. We may have a lot of anger and hate
Starting point is 00:30:29 and shade on this podcast. Oh, you'll think? That's all the podcast is. At least I was gonna say, I mean, we should add a lot of stuff. You should add a lot of stuff on this show. So it's kind of like cut from the same cloth, but yeah. Well, when we do the show, I'm trying to make it fun.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yeah. Yeah, they're not trying to be funny. This is not trying to be fun or funny. These people really think this way. Yeah, I don't actually hate, well, except for this podcast, I don't like any of the people who make podcasts that I review. These people are just unlikable. Well, let me mostly do it.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Let me light, let's get away from this slightly. I'm gonna change, I'm gonna take it from race and I'm gonna take, we're not gonna get less count for virtual, Carol. But we're just gonna get away from race for a second. Sounds good, I'm so pretty. So play six for me. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Is it re-re? It is re-re. Carol, when I say re-re, what do you think of? I have no idea why I so sorry. Retired. It's retired. It's saying re-re, I just never heard that. You've never heard that?
Starting point is 00:31:29 I, I, I, I bench tested this. Other people. So I said, if I say re-re, what is the first thing you think of? And it's retarded. I'm sorry, you know what I'm supposed to re-re-re? I'm supposed to yes and so. Yeah, yes and to be correct. I heard it of course.
Starting point is 00:31:43 They're talking about Rihannaanna and I've heard it before. I've never heard someone refer to Rihanna as Riri before. I like Rihanna. Uh, I think she's beautiful. I like some of her music and stuff like that. I'm all for it. Calling her Riri takes all of that goodness away for me. It's just like the worst thing.
Starting point is 00:32:03 So for maybe millennials or maybe for the speed dial folks out there, if you don't know, re-remains retarded and you're essentially saying that someone you like is retarded. So just stop doing that. All right. That's my suggestion. It's just you and the father. I think you're telling people how to talk or what? It bothered me.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Fair enough. I'm telling you how to do it. But oh, so I got you. My clips are going to say talking about race. You keep going. Yeah, you're taking off this. I also did that for you. If you wanted to use it in the free ring. Free ring. Free ring. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You can keep that, Carl. Yeah, the hosts of the show are both free rings. Mm-hmm. That's how you use that. That's how you use that. All right. I'll see you out over here, Joe. Well, we talked about it for a minute.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I think it was in one of your clips. This is the most clips you've ever had from a 35 minute log time, guys. I know, because it's all clipped. It's all ridiculous. Yeah, it's all ridiculous. You clipped a lot of the stuff that I didn't clip But I was going to I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, I was looking something like Joe will definitely have this
Starting point is 00:33:11 Go ahead and play number seven because we already taught you already played at once the only voting block who knew what they were doing this year And that was black women you're dumb like that's clearly not true because One so they knew what they were doing no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no to vote. The world would be great. And everyone else fucked it up. Yeah. Everybody else had a fucking show up. But it's not like they had a voice. It's not that they didn't know what they were doing. No, you know, dude, it's fucking ridiculous. Middle America, the fly. The what Iris in California, she's in New York, they fly over the middle. And it's all meaningless. And I'm, you know, definitely. Yep. I them. Definitely. What do we got? More examples of not making sense.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Number eight. Janet and Michael were competing with one another. They were just two flawless siblings. When I say Michael Jackson to you, do you think flawless? What's the first thing you think? I know. I was, during that part of it, I was thinking about how they're talking about what a terrible person Donald Trump is. Now the world's gonna end and all this shit.
Starting point is 00:34:31 And then they're like, Michael Jackson's a flawless individual. I was like, you know, I understand, you know, let's let's keep everything at perspective here, somebody has sex with children. They're flawed. I think, I think at best somebody says Michael Jackson and I go, you know, I really like that song the way you make me feel and the second thing I think is written by that child molester. Right. We swiss criminal is a fucking sweet track written by that child molester. I mean, what are you gonna do? Yeah, but also, I mean, they, that's their problem with Kanye, their problem, probably with, you know, most people is like, people have a real hard time separating the art from the artist,
Starting point is 00:35:19 get over it, you know, they put the artists out there for you to consume. It's don't worry about who who did it so much. All right, Joe on the soapbox everybody. All right, get back down. We're going to do the rest of this podcast. All right. I have a track on here and I believe this might be the reason why MTV pulled the plug on this show because this I believe to be a completely true statement. We're gonna be having the same conversation Every day for the next four years Yes, that is exactly what these guys would be doing. Yes, if we were to play Speed dial in July of 2017 if they still have a show
Starting point is 00:35:57 I'm guessing it would be the exact same thing as what we're here I After listening to this I'm like maybe it's just because it's post-election, you know Like let me look it let me look at episode 15, right? And I went back and looked through, like I was gonna go listen to another one, just to get a different perspective on the show. Do not envy your wife, Ron.
Starting point is 00:36:14 I didn't do it because all of the content is just like they talk about black this, they talk about how white people fuck this up. Like if you just look at all the descriptions, it's all the same shit. They've been doing it since day one. And so, yeah, flesh the toilet on this show, it's done. So, I put together a list as well.
Starting point is 00:36:34 And I found Doreen same Felix to be unlikable. I think I've used that word already. I don't like that her name is Doreen St. Felix. And it's like Doreen. It sounds like an old white person. Yeah, Iron Madison, the third. Iron Madison, the third, that's a funny one because it's also Iron Madison, the last.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Yeah, he's a gay guy. Yeah, right. So I think it's funny that he goes with the third. He's got this lineage going. It's like, yeah, it's going to stop right there. All right, so I put together a list, the top five people and things that are more endearing than Dorine St. Felix. Number five, Climidia. Climidia is much better than this woman. Number four, Isis, who made the list. Number three was Bill O'Reilly.
Starting point is 00:37:20 He's actually more likeable. Both cancel than this see number two Jeremy Piven And the number one was the Marvel movie news podcast Possibly one of the worst things I've ever heard of my life. Yeah. Yeah Joey, you got some more clips here. Yeah, we're in you know, we're wrapping up the The show at least that that's most of so we, we're wrapping up the show. At least that's most of, so we got towards the end of the show and they start kind of, you know, talking about themselves more number nine. I wrote, I think, my favorite of his essays this year on Moonlight.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Right. They talk about Moonlight being one of the best movies, one of the best things of 20s. Is in preparation for this, I went and I watched Moonlight. I mean, I mean, timeout, timeout. Not only did you listen to this podcast multiple times, they mentioned a movie and you went and watched it.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Yeah. Well, mostly because I wanted to read his review of it. And I wanted to leave. Oh, shit, Joe. That was above and beyond. I did. I went all out on this.
Starting point is 00:38:22 So I watched Moonlight and Carl, you know, I'm a movie buff you are I go I see Yeah, exactly your surprise it. I should have seen it before I've been meaning to see it So I'm a meaning to see it and I'll tell you it's it's it's not a good movie. Oh, oh really yeah, like He talked about it in the Oscar to it was a big deal. Yes. Yes. It did well They took it away from La La land and they all they won best picture. They announced yeah one best picture That's right. Right it one best picture. I I don't get it and they're holding it up There's like there is like the guy's barely gay in the movie. I mean I guess I gave enough for you It was not gay enough. He puts like two or three dicks in his mouth
Starting point is 00:39:01 I guess that gave enough for you. I was not gay enough. I mean he puts like two or three dicks in his mouth, but whatever. Well, as it does that. There's one grainy hand job on the beach. And he even says, I'll tell you, because you'll never see it. It's boiler alert for your audience carol,
Starting point is 00:39:14 because I know they're like, they're, I gotta everybody, hey, everybody hit pause or go down the floor. He says at the end that the grainy hand job he got on the beach was the only gay thing he ever did at the end of the movie. It's based on a true story, right? Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I said, maybe I'm making that up. And when I say grainy hand job, I mean, there's sand covered hands on a dick, not the wet hand job. Oh my god. You prefer the webhead job as much. No, so not gay enough for this to be, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:48 the benchmark of black homosexuality, I didn't think it would. You know what I get in line with with these, this type of thinking, not gay enough. This is a black gay man who says the best movie ever made is moonlight, it inspired me because it's about a black gay man. Right, I would never watch a movie about someone like me I already know what's going on right now exactly I like Star Wars right I have nothing to do with the fours yeah yeah they meant they mentioned Andy when they put when they're
Starting point is 00:40:18 talking about this play uh play uh what a shit 14 Shit 14 the goat They call this movie the goat, okay? Definitely keeping that clip around. It's not and he comes back Platoon is clearly the best to ask your winning movie. I mean it's that's about more than one person about multiple races about the world Oh, Joe that that's so- There's short-sighted- Whoa, who was here about other people? There's about gay black guys. There's production value.
Starting point is 00:40:51 There's costumes. There's a fucking army of people putting it together. You know, it's winning multiple Oscars. Right. I know it's not- I'm not here to debate moonlight with you. I've never seen it. So, Lala Land also fucked it you. I've never seen it. So Lala land also fucking sucks.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I think I knew that. I have a clip on here that I call Wellsad. They're talking about Black Lives Matter. We'll really see the importance of that kind of galvanization in these next four years that are all gonna be about, you know, making whiteness more important than it ever was. Well said. That was literally not well said.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Literally. She didn't use, she didn't pronounce the word correctly. The concept didn't make sense. It literally was not well said. And that actually brings me to my next point. I hate when people use the word literally incorrectly. I don't understand why this is the thing, but here's a great example of that.
Starting point is 00:41:51 And speaking of a woman who literally is the wears Waldo of celebrities, because you never know what the fact she is. Literally the wears Waldo. So she's got a red and white face. I think that would be like a figurative kind of thing, right? Yeah. She's not literally where is Waldo.
Starting point is 00:42:11 No. No. Because that's not a person, right? No. Wait, was that book based on a real story? I think so. I think Moonlight was based on where it's Waldo. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Yeah. That's literally true. Yeah, literally. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah, Joe You literally have a few more tracks out here. I do I think we should pop through so I can start reading all the hate that people Oh cool Okay, wait, I really can't wait for that. Oh, it's gonna be I need a lot of fun I was counting on this one generating a lot of fucking hate, but since it's canceled it probably won't right but
Starting point is 00:42:43 Yeah, so they get that, that the last clip, the moonlight thing was them promoting Ira's essay on moonlight. He's, that's not the only thing that he's ever done, Carl. He's done a lot of other things, uh, one of which being, uh, number 10 here. Ira Madison, the third came up with this incredible, just doctrine, I think, for dealing with the world.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Really? He came up with a doctrine? Yes. What is that? Go ahead and play 11 now. All right. If you want to experience casual luxury in your everyday life, you know, whatever I'm in New York and Doreen and I have lunch It's a Prosecco lunch, okay? We you know, we treat ourselves
Starting point is 00:43:33 Yes casual hashtag casual luxury casual luxury and the show came up with that Carl. Oh, I mean that's a doctor and that's a way to live It's a doctrine of a way. It's also a newsletter that you can sign up for. Oh really? Did you know that? No, I could fuck that. And he didn't fucking come up with it either because there's a little show called Parks and Rec. What's the year Don and I spend a day treating ourselves? What do we treat ourselves to?
Starting point is 00:43:56 Clothes. Treat yourself. Fragrance it. Treat yourself. Massage it. Treat yourself. Momose it. Treat yourself.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Fine leather goods. Treat yourself. It's the best day of the year. The best day of the year. So, oh Treat yourself. Fine leather goods. Treat yourself. It's the best day of the year. The best day of the year. So, oh, this guy's a hack. Yeah, he totally just stole that. He ripped that off from, he renamed it, you know, rebranded your, uh...
Starting point is 00:44:17 Well, they mentioned on the show this casual luxury thing is tinyletter.com slash casual luxury. You can sign up for this newsletter that Ira puts out. So I went and checked it out and I remanded in the third put out a newsletter in January. Then he put out another one in April. The title of that has been gone for a minute, but did I say the luxury was casual? Didn't I? And then has to put it one out since. So it's ridiculous, that's how newsletters work. Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here?
Starting point is 00:44:48 Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here?
Starting point is 00:44:55 Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here?
Starting point is 00:45:03 Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? Didn't you tell her you were here? It appeared on Crooked Media's new podcast, hosted by my colleague with friends like these. Listen to it, it's slamming. This guy went from co-hosting an MTV podcast to appearing on someone's podcast to watch and promoting that. Yeah, it's, Carl, don't worry, I'll be promoting myself on this podcast on all my Twitter's and Instagram's and Facebook getting it.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Well, don't forget to use hashtag... Casual Extras. W-A-T-P life. That's our hashtag over here. Yeah, but that's what my first clip came from is where Doreen then says, to skip all, skip hanging out with your white friend, I feel so fucking bad for Doreen's white friends. That was the most insane rant ever. They're talking about casual luxury
Starting point is 00:45:46 And how do you treat yourself by not hanging out with white people, right? But the thing I don't want to get I was hoping we were moved on from that. So much what she is implying is white people are doing things that you can't afford That was the that was the implication like I didn the application. You can go out with your wife friends. Don't do that. Save your money. It was a dinner party. It was a dinner party that she was invited to. Nobody asked you to do fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:46:12 That's a good point. It's a show up to a fucking dinner. That's a good point. But I can't, you guys are white. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm gonna skimp that and get a massage. Which, I don't, massageers are is not fucking cheap that's not casual luxury yeah the way that's gonna run you 100 fucking bucks that's a good point all right Joe I want you
Starting point is 00:46:33 to solve this show in one word go racist all right I was gonna say humble I like these two are down to her W-A-T-P show or this show? Oh, it doesn't matter. All right. Show it. We're all out of hate, Joe. Hit me with the hate. We're all out of clips. It's time. I'm going to talk about the reviews we've been getting lately and wow, it's been a shit
Starting point is 00:46:58 storm. So, I don't know if this is because of the show that you and Andy did, but I'm going to assume it is. It's probably because we're terrible. All right. So this first one says horrible. These losers can't create content, so they spend time badmouthing other podcasts, get a life, hateful, negative, unfunny, and boring.
Starting point is 00:47:18 These dudes think they're really funny. They are their own biggest fans. It's not a good look. Find a new stick. So when I read things like that, I'm not offended because I know that that is the person who's podcast we rip. I also think I'm really funny. Right. I'm not offended by it. I am a fan of myself. We do get more negative reviews than most podcasts. And I know this because I've been reviewing podcasts for a year and a half now. And all the shitty podcasts we listen to all have positive reviews.
Starting point is 00:47:47 We're the only podcast because they can reduce because we make fun of podcasts and then the hoes get butt hurt and they have to go on and fight back, which is fine. The next one is the real trash. These guys are talentless clowns. No one cares about your opinion of people that actually have talent. Do a show on your terrible podcast. Now two things here. People that actually have talent. Do a show on your terrible podcast. Now two things here. People who actually have talent. If we do listen to a podcast, that's good. We definitely acknowledge that. But I do like this idea of doing a show on our terrible
Starting point is 00:48:16 podcast. That would be fun. To find one of the fucking worst WATPs and just go back and analyze that. I would love to point out all the things that I do that are annoying as shit. I like to point out that other people do. That would be metta, Carl. That would be metta. All right, I teased it earlier and now it's kind of fruition. This next one, there's a lot of, did I mention that? A lot of negative reviews. This one's next one's called Rip Off. These radio rejects rip this concept off from Jacktober and they do a terrible job at it. If you don't know what Jacktober is looking up on YouTube, as admitted ONA fans, there's zero chance
Starting point is 00:48:53 they're unaware of Jacktober. Nice try, but be original or do a better job ripping off such a great bit. Now, I probably had mentioned this before. Jacktober was the inspiration for this. Yeah, okay. It was completely, I think we've talked about it on the show before. Jacktober was the inspiration for this. Yeah, okay. It was completely, I think we've talked about it on the show before.
Starting point is 00:49:08 I'm a huge ONA fan. And every October, they listen to other morning shows and just rip the shut up, it was hilarious. I thought it was a great concept. So this show is based on Jacktober. It also has elements of No Agenda, which is my favorite podcast. They take clips and they play them
Starting point is 00:49:25 and then they analyze them. So that's part of the show. You'll also notice that there's a pause in the beginning. That's an Adam Corolla thing. When the show starts, there's people applauding. They're in a studio. Why are there people applauding with your sense?
Starting point is 00:49:38 I also say W-A-T-P, which is a rip out. Which is a Howard Stern thing. So yes, I'll acknowledge it. These are all things that I took from other people, all right? So Boo Audible, thank you for pointing that out. This is all very true. Harm Honey says, not good.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Reminds me of mean high school girls who think they're more clever than they really are. That could be true. Yeah. All right. So, the last review I'm going to read here is the longest one to two star review It's called great concept. That's about it. All right now This is the one and I'm being honest when I tell you I read these reviews. I find them to be amusing
Starting point is 00:50:16 I love the people take the time to tell me how talentless I am It I know where it's coming from. They're but her, I get it. I would be two. It's fine. This one though, actually really threw me off a little bit. Because this one is brutal, all right. I love the concept of the show. Now that Kevin has left, it's a complete dumpster fire. It's obvious that Kevin was the brains,
Starting point is 00:50:40 and Carl is a sidekick. Since Kevin left, the sound quality is poor. All right, I'm gonna break real quick. It's just true. I did it. I did it. I did some mishaps with that. It says Carl, spend $150 on another mic and a small mixer for the love of God. Yeah. Yeah. All right, fair enough. The mic that we're using today was about $150, but I'll admit I don't have the best setup ever. Anyway, getting back to this. Now that Kevin is gone, it's hard to listen to Carl and guest of the week, rip on someone else's podcast
Starting point is 00:51:10 when you are no better and at times worse. So this is brutal, Joe, because this is someone who knows our podcast, who actually has listened to a bunch of episodes and realized that we're on the downward part of this show's trajectory. Well, this is why also I think the podcast is great. It like you're taking it as a very negative, but it's really a positive because anybody,
Starting point is 00:51:36 you should not be getting so upset by what gets said on this show. I was a ton of bad parties. I've never written a bad review. I wouldn't waste my time. Right. Right. Well, that too. But this is being done as they say, so poorly that you should not be that upset by a shitty podcast telling you that your podcast is shitty. That's true. That's a good point. You've had when Kevin was doing this before and Kevin was always the apologist.
Starting point is 00:52:05 You know, and I know it was the ink to my shitty. Yeah, it was so great that Kevin did have that and you were always phoned in, you know, like, I mean, that was how it happened before. But, um, yeah, don't get back to this. Okay. There's more. There's more. There's more to make you feel better. You don't have to. I know. You don't have to. It's fine. Fuck you. My hope is that someone steals this great concept and actually does it properly. Carl, if there were actual podcast police, you, my friend, would be in custody for fraud. This fucking guy. So the author of this is Kevin. No. The author of this is this dude, John.
Starting point is 00:52:43 And I mean, this is a brutal review. We have some bad reviews, we have some positive. As you know, we're definitely a polarizing show because we have people who either love us or hate us all. So five stars or one stars. I think it's so many comments. Yeah, I mean, it's great. People are finding a show, they're finding a terrible. They cared enough to have time. I'm not sure. Joe, you don't think you feel better, but I'm telling you, this one where it's great. People are finding a show, they're finding a terrible. They cared enough to have an entire show. You don't think you feel better. But I'm telling you, this one where it's like, wow, the show was decent and then Kevin leaves
Starting point is 00:53:11 and out it's complete shit. I can see that. Well, we don't have celebrity guests. Like we're left with Leon and no former commander. Right, this is true. Say something. All right, so that was fun yeah I'm glad I was able to to get through that those all came in over the last week so it's crazy so
Starting point is 00:53:33 it's been a shit-star of negative so it can't be because of the crows one so it had to be Andy and I well a couple of them are since our last episode last week with crows and more of them are from the week before that. So, you know, who knows what episode? Like I said, people Google themselves and they find our show because that's the name of the podcast as the name of their show. So, you know, they're gonna find it eventually.
Starting point is 00:53:59 It's usually not as soon as it comes out. When we had a step by step, do a review of our show reviewing their show, which was awesome. That was months after we reviewed their show. I think I even admitted he was just Googling themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I found it.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah, you really look like an asshole. And I had to have that. Exactly. Exactly. But I like, I actually really enjoyed their commentary on our show because his assumption was that we just wanted to rip on set by staff. So we created the show to do that, but then we made all these other shows to make it look
Starting point is 00:54:31 like we were, we were legit in a podcast. Oh, that was fun. So, yeah, yeah. So anyway, this was, this was a rough week, not just with negative reviews, that's fine, but the show was brutal. Speed dial, isn't it? Speed dial is not terrible. Yeah. But Joe, I have good news. What's that?
Starting point is 00:54:50 Well, we're reaching a segment that people love on the show. And you know what that segment is? It's called The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Alright, so it's funny because that little produced bit right there that drop. I was making fun of speed down for every that really shitty drop for their site.
Starting point is 00:55:18 I made this as a goof because Mike and Tommy Snacks had a similar cheesy fucking drop. So I'm just saying this guy I don't know if you're familiar with this concept what we're gonna do now is we're gonna tease a clip of the next podcast we're gonna listen to you know what that means no okay this is the part of the show where I play a clip from the podcast we're reviewing on Listen, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever,
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Starting point is 00:55:56 do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, do you ever, ever, do you shows up on your phone, which is a novel concept. You don't have to go to our website, you don't have to find the Twitter link, you can just subscribe to the show, it shows up on your phone. I mean, that's what I like the most about this podcast, Carl, is that it shows up on your phone every Monday. I look at my phone and it's there.
Starting point is 00:56:21 That's right, it's my favorite part of the show. It's there and then you just swipe left on it, there's the delete button and it's gone. It's great. You got to free up some memory. Yeah, seriously because these fucking iPhones They charge a lot for memory. Mm-hmm. This is a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing next week Yeah, AL UCS Huh? My choice my name, okay? You named yourself? Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:46 That doesn't how it works, dummy. I'm here. Wait, talk a little bit. Hello? Okay. There we go. Anyway, let's see. So here we are in space.
Starting point is 00:56:58 It's just me talking to the computer. We listen to the podcast, didn't we? Yeah. Did you like it? Well, podcast. Oh, yeah, I should say, didn't we? Yeah. Did you like it? A podcast. Oh, yeah, I should say, shouldn't I? All right. Me talking, there's somebody else in the room, is that the computer?
Starting point is 00:57:12 Apparently. This is the metapart of the show. Okay. We're going to be reviewing a podcast called podcast are wonderful. Okay. This is the show, so the opposite of your, the opposite of our podcast, yes.
Starting point is 00:57:24 In a parallel universe, there are people who do a show that love podcasts. This is the show, so the opposite of your, the opposite of our podcast, yes. In a parallel universe, there are people who do a show that love podcasts. I think they're all excellent. Okay. So this is episode 136. Stuff you should know. And that's the podcast they review. It's from July 13, 2017.
Starting point is 00:57:42 It's going to be interesting. I'm going to read the description on iTunes. Every week, Greggie and a guest get together to talk about how great podcasts are. A different podcast every week is discussed and jokes are made. New episodes out every Wednesday. So this is a suggestion from a listener,
Starting point is 00:57:59 Emily sent this in our Facebook page. We always appreciate suggestions. Who suggested speed dial? Nobody. I was looking through. Yeah, seriously. Seriously, that was my fault. Well, I saw that MTV had their own podcast network. Oh, this is interesting. We have explored NPR a lot, but MTV and all of which. It sounds like a real shithole that you'll be able to pull a lot of content from. Oh shit. So anyway, yeah, next week podcasts are wonderful. Looking forward to this show, it seems to be the opposite concept of what we do here, but this is going to be meta because
Starting point is 00:58:35 yeah, we're going to be reviewing a podcast that's reviewing a podcast. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, I think you that'll should be the episode where everybody can learn a lot about Podcasts you should be able to take what you hear on this podcast apply it to the podcast that we just You don't know and you learn You know what how to make your podcast better like getting a second mic Karl did you learn something today? I did I learned that the show used to be good and now the cabins got in the brains behind the podcast. It's a dubster fight. That's what I learned today. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where it's Well, everybody. Yeah! What the fuck? This is good. Yeah, try it.
Starting point is 01:00:12 You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Distance flags, viewing crap, made by Pakistan, facts and it's cool These two are listening to shit so that we don't have to So many shows are crap that we gotta ask Kevin and Carl, who are these by pass? They're ruthless and uncooled two cows, shitting back, slapping, slapping I go for a smack, they're sacks and they whackacked their nights and they're slumping their
Starting point is 01:00:47 They slug their fangs

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