Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep670 - StutJo with Heather McDonald, Opie & Ron, Aaron Imholte

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Aaron Imholte was back on his show after a week in Stearns County jail. His ability to spin negative experiences in his life into positive moments is insane. Aaron taught the inmates how to have fun, was recognized by every jail employee, and discovered the secret to living a fulfilled life. We've been having fun analyzing Aaron for a while but seriously, this man is insane. Right? Adam Busch has been following the Opester closely ever since Ron the Waiter confronted him about Anthony’s recent rant that exposed Opie for who he really is. Ron is the star of the show now so Opie’s filibustering with nonsensical stories from his childhood. There’s a great compilation of Stuttering John insulting his daughter. We go back to 2016 to watch John completely sabotage Stephanie Miller’s interview with Heather McDonald. Megan and Annie join us for another round of “Is It Gay?”, recent reviews, and your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/LT2PZHb_C7w  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Is It Gay? We got your reviews, your voicemails. But first, is everyone over this Keanu versus Missy thing? I feel like it's a slow news week in the Dabbleverse

because I've seen 12 shows dedicated to talking about Keanu versus Missy. I was on one of them. Yeah. I'm not immune it from this, but. it's pretty crazy how much is going on with just how much chatter there is about this feud

these two are having you are a central figure in this uh drama i am i i know i well missy came on point dabble point of course it was on shulie's channel but uh that's a show that i host with with shulie and they they really we cut it up and we watched the entire segment of kianu talking about the text message she received and then coming back after the tech issue and crying with John. And since then, Kianu's had Ava on the show to read way more text messages from Missy B. Every text message you could possibly read. Wow. She was reading there, which is a good defense when you're just like, I only read that one text

message. Now I'm going to read them all. Got him. So I'm going to admit something right now for the first time in quite some time. I texted Keanu this morning. Do you want to know what I wrote? She sent it to me. I read it already.

Do you want to know what I wrote? I'll tell you guys what I wrote to her. I wrote, My band The Isotopes are in Buffalo this Saturday, the first of the Flying Bison from 4 to 7P. Is she going to read that on her show? Is she going to read that private text message on her show? She better.

Let's get some people out there. The Flying Bison, 4 to 7, no cover charge. November 1st this Saturday, come see producer Chris and Mize band in Mize. Yeah, sure. The band of producer Chris and I are in. The Isotopes will be performing at downtown. town in Buffalo at a place that might be closing soon it's hard to tell not really sure way to sell

it I want we I want other Facebook page because there's all this news about the ownership is converting it into a place that's going to like make THC beverages right and so I went on the Facebook page to try to find information about our show and there's a big thing right there just says we're not closing down oh which is opposite of what we talked about last night so I don't know it doesn't matter It's neither here nor there. No, and we'll see you there. In podcasting news, EROC sent this over to me, Mr. Ballin, his podcast is moving over to Sirius XM.

The Mr. Ballin podcast, Strange, Dark, and Mysterious, is signing a multi-year deal with Series XM after working with Wondery for three years. So are you familiar with this show? You've ever heard of this? I'm not. No. I never heard of it either. True Crime podcaster John Allen is moving from serious, moving to.

two serious x-em. It's a multi-year agreement. They don't mention what the dollar amount is, but his YouTube channel has 10.5 million subscribers. Are video the only guys who can't pull off a true crime show that's popular? It appears that way. It really does. It's because years is for men.

Yeah, that's the problem right there. So I guess he started the show in 2020. What was interesting about this article is that it says, Okay, the deal comes after Sirius X-X-Obb also made major deals for top-charting podcasts, including Smartless. Alex Cooper's Call Her Daddy and other popular true-crime podcasts, including crime junkie, Dateline NBC, and Rotten Mango. With Mr. Ball and Sirius X-M now has deals with nine of the top 20 podcasts, according to Edison Research. That's pretty crazy right there. So their strategy is, obviously, they're getting out of the Howard Stern business.

The reason why I bring this up is because Sirius, X-M, I don't know what their long-term business model is. It seems to be right now. Well, we'll continue to give people free trials so that they're listening to it in the car. So they get it for three months or six months or whatever it is. And we'll sell advertising against whatever that subscription number is. So they can go to advertisers. I was talking about this with Monique. We should try to get a media kit from them.

I bet we could get a sales rep to send us over their media kit to see what they're saying their numbers are. And I mean, if we want to advertise on Howard Stern, what's the reach there? Because if you listen to the Howard Stern ad reads these days, it's some pretty small advertising. It feels like you're watching Rumble when you hear the ads that Howard's reading it. Carvel ice cream cakes. Way to date yourself. Get your dad a tie cake. So it's apparent to me that the business model now is to acquire all these podcasts with big viewership and sell advertising against it.

which I'm sure that's viable. I don't know if that's like a long-term strategy because it's such, it's the way you monetize things going back through the history of radio. Things are kind of changing now on more subscription models and things like that. But nine of the top 20 podcasts, big of true. I've heard of all of those other podcasts, just not falling. Yeah. I mean, we're not the target audience for that.

But radio is dying, is dead. Gotcha. Series X-M is trying to hold on. They spent a lot of money to put satellite dishes up in the sky and they got to figure out some type of business model to keep the money coming in.

You know, really wishes he was back on the radio. In fact, he talks about it all the time. Is our buddy, Aaron Imhold over at Steeltoll. Please, please, please, please, please guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants,

Venmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. So Aaron Holt spent a week in jail. It was less time than he thought it was going to be. He checked in around 11.30 on Friday and was let go at 5 a.m. the next Friday. So it was less than a week. And he was expecting to be there through Sunday. He came out, had the whole weekend, got to really think about how he wanted to present his time in jail,

how he wanted to communicate that to the audience, knowing what people were going to show up to find out like, well, what happened there? What did you learn? What's new with that? And I knew, because I was making predictions, I think, both on this little piggy and in our text thread that I have with those guys, I knew that he was going to spend this where he made a lot of friends, he had a lot of fun, he had time to reflect on what's really important in life, and he's glad he had the time to do that, and he's a better person now

for having spent the time in jail. and I knew it was going to get braggadocious. But I did not think it was going to get this braggadocious right at the beginning, right of the top of the show. They say that when you go on the inside that you're supposed to learn something, you know, from the... I learned a lot. What you learned?

One thing I learned, I can still ball. I can still ball. Hey, let me tell you something. Yeah, when you play against a bunch of guys that are in there for DWIs, might move a little. I was the only white guy on the court, my man. I was also about four or five inches taller than everyone.

That helped. All right, Larry Bird. Oh, that's what they called me. They called you Larry Bird. So we're doing warm-ups and all these guys are trying to dunk and shit and they're shooting threes and they're like working on their crossovers. Hold on a second. Let's analyze this real quick.

He was four or five inches taller than everyone. Was he a woman's prison? So I don't know. that works he's six one i think but then these guys are trying to dunk these guys are all five seven six i'll try to dunk the basketball maybe they had a ladder you know globe globetrotter style yeah yeah maybe dunking shit and they're shooting threes and they're like doing working on their crossovers and stuff i just go in right-handed right-handed dribble left-handed little layup and they go oh shit doesn't let's learn it burn even what he described does that sound impressive it's right-handed

left-headed layup whoa you're our captain you're the star it's like that uh symptoms episode where bart joins the canadian basketball team like whoa you almost made that one in impressed so apparently um Aaron was a very good basketball player and you know that because he was the only white person on the court so they must have been good the black scent came out hot came out early came out often on this episode you can tell he doesn't spend a lot of time around black people because as soon as he gets out of jail he's just like and they'd be like yo man I'd be like what okay cool is that how you guys communicate on the other side the other cool thing that Aaron had was this tablet now because he was able to put some money in his canteen fund he was able to

purchase some entertainment for himself and he was very excited to watch some movies but I had an unlimited movie package for like 20 bucks I think and I finally watched the big short. I was very excited about the big short. I love that movie. I bought it on Amazon Prime as soon as I got home. Love the big short. I watched a bunch of Marvel movies.

I hadn't seen Ant Man Quantumania. That's totally how you want to watch a Marvel movie is on your little jail tablet with your earbuds. How it's meant to be seen. And your little black friends. Yeah. So already, Aaron had a blast. Like this sounds like a pretty fun vacation.

of you. He's like, yeah, I got away from the kids. I can finally catch up on Marvel movies and just have some time to myself. I watched this one movie, the big short. I liked it so much. I went and purchased a physical copy of it to remember my amazing time of jail. What did they have a souvenir? The other thing that Aaron does, he assumes his audience is dumb, and he's probably right about that. But whenever he learns something, he explains it to everyone he's talking to is if there's no way they could possibly know that. It's like, gather around, gather on let me explain something to you i learned something new about how the world works and in this case how mass media works so i was reading the paper every day and i'm like holy shit i get a lot

more information reading the paper than going on all these internet sites because the internet sites are all people's opinion and clickbait and all that whereas these newspaper articles are just full of information i guess it depends on which websites you go to because what happens says those articles you're reading in that newspaper get posted on the website too so if you went to the newspaper's website you would also read that same information in fact i know this i used to work at a newspaper they could put more information on the website because there's no limit to the space needed why can't they update the newspaper so no no the the newspaper is just what it is and that's it's done with but they can get more information they could have additional

quotes and things they could post that on the website and you can get even more information but and Aaron's mind and Aaron's always a medium guy he thinks that radio audiences are different than internet people he thinks that you get more information out of a newspaper than you get from the internet or a website no I mean none of this is true I don't think he cares about being wrong. He just wants to lord something over someone. Well, so maybe he's just like, oh shit, all we have his newspapers to read? Actually, newspapers

are far superior to the internet. Right. He has to always show that, like, it's a win. It's another win for him. These newspapers are fantastic. It's great. Also, I think Aaron is finding that when he's free from all of the addictions that he has all day long and the obsessive, compulsive,

paranoid delusions, he can actually focus on something that he's doing. He doesn't have his phone. He doesn't have wiki leaks wherever he's going every week like he can actually engage read take in what he's reading and process it like have a day do an activity oh and then he lectures us about it this is what's crazy about this is just what you're talking about here Aaron has figured out what's wrong with society one thing I will say being in jail is that we need to get rid of phones we need to get rid of instant access to the internet it's such a better life I will say something

Being away from my phone, I know I have the tablet device for movies and shit. That's not really a phone. It's like a jitterbug. I mean, it's a flip phone. It's not a flip phone, but it's kind of that. It's great for watching Marvel movies, right? But yeah, it's not really. What's he talking?

Function. Yeah. We got to get rid of those phones, man. You're like, the way people communicated in jail versus the way people communicate online, they are far more well-behaved in jail. Hey, Aaron, tell us that you let everyone. everything on the internet get to you without telling us you on everything on the internet get to you. That is a prime example.

And this man said under oath that these feelings get hurt from people who pick on him. And now he's on this show going, you know, people when they talk to you to your face are way nicer than whether they're out of subreddit somewhere or your comments thread. It's amazing. We're going to get rid of phones altogether. That's why people are mean because they have phones. This is the exact monologue that John gave after he left his phone at Kate Meenies and didn't have it for 12 hours. This was his

exact take. I talked to someone on the train for the first time. We looked each other in the eye. I'll never forget Purdue. And he says it like it's such a profound statement. Like he's so blown away with it. It's just like, guys, I think I figured out life. We

should actually have human interactions again. And he completely changed his life from that moment on. Yeah. Let's just sit down to have human interactions again. Yeah. Yeah. It is funny because he has this new rule where he'll look at his phone to get caught up on phone calls and text messages, but then he's not allowed to look at it again for another three hours.

This is a rule that he's created for himself. So it's changed his life. It's so much better now. The problem is it's really hard to refresh Venmo and stream labs if you don't have that phone in front of you. So I think he's going to break. I think it's going to last very long. It's going to be hard for him not to stare at people giving him money.

That's the kind of communication he likes. Yeah. Money came in. Can't do that in jail. Now, obviously, he made a lot of friends on the basketball court, calling him Larry Bird, high-fiving him, he's showing them how to dribble correctly. Don't use both hands. Just this one.

It's just your dominant hand. That's all you do. But he also, what's great about this experience, this amazing vacation he had, away from the kids, away from the hustle and bustle, playing games, watching movies. But the correction officers there? they couldn't have been cooler guys he was just having a blast with the employees one guy is there

we're both standing at the desk where the CO is and the COs are great like they bullshit with everybody they're fun I liked all those guys one of them was really wanted to talk to me about like small town Minnesota while I was playing solitaire and like I was trying to give him the golf vibe

but he's in charge so I didn't you know I was just like nice so these guys are so cool they're all busting balls they're all friendly the one guy's a little too friendly. Like, I'm just trying to play solitaire, dude. Come on. Leave me alone.

I'm trying to play solitaire. That's the dumbest thing you could possibly say. Something that literally is just a past the time. It's mind-numbingly boring. And you're like, dude, this guy's trying to talk to me when I'm playing solitaire. I'm like kind of in the middle of something here, buddy. You're trying to focus. God.

Right. So, Stephen. Even in all situations, he paints himself as an equal. They're all equal. And he chose to be nice to him as if he had a choice in the matter. Oh. Yeah, we're going to hear in these clips, we're going to hear how Aaron feels about himself versus the other inmates. You would think that he was like an undercover boss situation thing where it's like Jane Goodall.

Yeah, he's Jay Gould. But you would think that he's like the CEO pretending to work the friator for a day. The way that he talks about this shit. Yeah, the secret shopper. He's a secret shopper out here. So he's talking to this black guy. And the black guy decides he's going to give Aaron. and a choice of what his nickname is going to be.

And he gives him two different choices for Eric to pick from. And so everybody's in there. And the guy goes, yo, what would you rather be called? Dwight? And I'm like, how fuck I'm like here. They thought, by the way, they were brilliant for the Dwight thing. I'm like, that is great. But like for 20 years, I've been getting Dwight.

You know, or radio. And I go, radio's not bad. Well, I ask him, I go, why radio? I asked him on, like, the retarded Cuba Gooding Jr. He goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said, like, you got a radio show. So, like, there were, like, four employees during my time there that were Stiltoe viewers, followers, listeners, whatever you want to call it.

And they would advertise it three, at least three out of the four. They'd give you extra mashed potatoes. They'd, they'd promote, you know. You got to remember, there's a celebrity going in there. So it's kind of a big deal. There's a lot of, like, whispering, and, wow, is that him? I think that might be, hell. Is that actually him?

Is that the toe? That's the toe? What? and so the CEO tells one of the inmates here who I believe is black based on the black son to that Aaron was giving him so I'm just guessing at that actually what you want your nickname to be boy I believe is what Aaron just said just paraphrasing I love that he goes yeah the guy told me you're on the radio yeah well that guy cooks in a restaurant like what's his nickname I think that only Aaron's profession or past profession carries any weight in this establishment.

Like, whoa, radio show boy. Well, then your name is radio. We're going to call you revenge porn. That would be more appropriate. How about cock? Yeah, because many of these people are actually fans in the show and listened to it. They would know a lot more about this asshole's life. Yeah, they wouldn't be whispering.

Right. Be kind of fun. And if he was an actual celebrity, he wouldn't. be in the gen pop like that they would have him isolated and if he had even the slightest bit of notoriety the CEO certainly would not be telling the other inmates in the hopes to like stir some trouble like what the fuck is he talking about he's lying yeah he wasn't given the choice of being called radio and that's how nicknames work we give you a choice yeah it's important here in prison that you choose do you want to be big dick carl or come eater can i think about it for

Well, take your time. Take your time. Yeah, just get back to us. Do you want to be that dork on that sitcom, or do you want to be called radio? Oh, let me think about that. And I loved that guy didn't want the nickname to offend him. No, of course it wasn't from that movie. No, no, no, no.

Of course, these nicknames are to enlist and to make you feel better. They're not to put you down. So there's at least four people who worked in the jail who are big steel toe. Of course. I can't believe it's only four. Yeah, I know. It's pretty impressive, though, that he just gets recognized everywhere he goes. In fact, even a guy who's in there just fixing the toilet recognizes the toe.

And as I'm walking up the stairs to go back to myself or something, the guy, the employee fixing the toilet, who had been sent in to repair it, makes eye contact with me. And in my head, I'm going, no, don't, don't, don't. And he looks at me, he goes, hey, man, love the show. I'm walking up to my jail cell And the technician fixing the shitter is like Hey man, love you show. I'm like, we can do this at the grocery store. I'd rather we didn't do this.

How embarrassing for you, Aaron, getting recognized? You must have hated that. That didn't happen. Johnny doesn't seem surprised at all Because he doesn't believe a word. No, it's just so stupid. Where Aaron's, oh no, you recognize me for my really popular internet show?

You want me to sign your toilet? he's about to prove you wrong when he shows you the clips of all of the CEOs in the chat reaching out to him saying hey remember me from yeah yeah yeah I'm sure they're all excited to get out in there and be like oh he's back on the show guys wish he didn't have to go we miss you it's a $20 rumble rant we miss you there's not a single one the only thing I can imagine is that they're like yo that sex offender thinks he's famous let's fuck with him. Yes.

Hey, oh, I know you from the radio. Let's call you radio, you fucking pervert. Aaron's the worst actor on here. He's acting like he hates that, that people are recognizing him. He's a big deal. He's really popular. And, you know, even Johnny Crutches is picking up on like, yeah, man, that was pretty fucking cool, high-fiving all of the guards all weekend.

It could have been even cooler, though. I would have loved it more if he'd been like, hey, dude. No, they went for the toe. I just kind of left it there. So then one of the ladies running indoor wreck said, oh, my God, it's you. You're the steel toe guy. And I said, yep. So then everyone's around there.

Here's, and they're like, you get all these convicts now going, yo, man, you've got to put me on your show. Or, yo, man, you know what you got to do? Go on your show. Talk about how corrupt. All of these convicts. Errors are the exact same place as these people. Yeah.

These are all the same person. And he's like, well, the black people. Lobbys here, the convicts. I'm just a white guy in there for a misunderstanding. He thinks it's like Good Morning Vietnam or something that he's... Yeah, like Jane Goodall, like you said. Yeah. He just referred to the guards as one of the ladies.

Yeah. They're guards. They're not one of the gals. That's not how you referred to them back then. I called her sweet tits when I was on the other side, but now I'll be polite. They're all equals or he's above them or it doesn't happen. Yeah. Here's in there like, you get all these convicts now going,

yo, man, you got to put me on your show or, yo man, you know what you you got to do. Go on your show, talk about how corrupt this person in Stearns County is and how they me over. And I'm like, guys, guys, I'm trying to behave myself. You know, I'm trying, I'm trying to, you know, straight and narrow the whole thing. And he's like, yo, can I come on your show? And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I like, I like you, but I'm doing my show from my house. That's very telling right there. He's like, I don't want my black friend to know where I live. What if he had my address? That'd be scary as fuck. So no, no, thank you. Are you offering me a journalistic chance to uncover corruption in the prison system where I live?

I'm got some solitaire to play. Excuse me. Dude, not since King Ed Rock declared all the girls in class know that I'm the cool rocker. Have I seen someone be so popular amongst a group of people? Guys, guys. One of the time. You, you, sir. I love that Johnny goes, it'd be cooler if he said another way for the toe.

Yeah, but they don't actually watch the show, so they wouldn't know anything like that. there's no one would actually know what's going on with this show or would say anything because that's the one thing he doesn't say is someone made a reference to something that happens on his show or tell jennie crushers i said yo or something you know and if they really were listening they wouldn't be he wouldn't be saying this no but this isn't incredible that he's sitting there going everyone everyone's gathered around like whoa this is the toe can i come on your show and like he's got all of these opportunities he's just like i got guy guy guy i have enough guests like up for a while, guys. Meanwhile, he's begging Karmic to come on. I think he wanted Granny to come out at one point. Johnny actually is on, so I'm just saying, like, it might be okay to book

some of these people, make it interesting. Now, I knew this was going to happen. I predicted this. I knew that he would make fast friends, but what I didn't know is that everyone would be hanging out with the coolest fucking people ever in

county jail in Stearns County, Minnesota. You know, that's the thing. All those guys in there are funny. Like, they're all great to hang out with. They're all hilarious. And it's, like, looking back on it, it makes me a little sad because I'm like, these guys could have been, and still can be. A lot of them are young.

It can be anything. Like, they're engaging. They're charismatic. They're funny. They're friendly. They're fun guys to hang out with. Do you see what I'm talking about where Aaron is putting himself in a different place than everyone else, even though he's literally in the exact same place?

Yeah, he sounds like a counselor. Yeah. He's just like, you know, I think some of these guys might figure it out someday. I hope they do. They got real potential. Yeah. They just turn their lives around. They just got to turn it around and they'll figure it out.

Aaron, okay, you just served seven days when you were given a 15-day sentence and you're on probation that has 349 more days looming over your head. So if you fuck up again, you can be right back there. And he's sitting there going, yeah, you know, the crazy thing is, some of these people that I was in there with aren't even the worst scum of the earth. Can't even believe it. Some of them had a good sense of humor. We're good conversationalists. You don't say. People are people?

Hope the judge is watching this, saying, he really likes jail. Well, Aaron, you're not allowed to leave the state. So if you want to go on vacation, we got a bed for you. We got a place. We got the table and all loaded up all your favorite movies. He thinks they're all, like, so flattered to hear that the convicted sex offender for revenge porn thinks they're all right. Yeah. It's crazy how the way he's reporting back to us is as if we needed someone to go on the inside and let us know what's going on in there.

Yeah. Thank you for doing this for us. Yeah, he took a bullet for the team. This is similar to like Schizzo-Shan going to, let's say, Stonies for the 11th anniversary so we can report back to us and what's going on in this place. We're all like, wait, Gino said what about who? But actually, no, it's not like that at all because Schizophrencad did that because it was funny and fun. And he did that because he wanted to, not because anyone made him do it. It was an option, a bailout. Yeah. The police didn't show up.

It's got to Sean's house and say, all right, you're coming with us. It's time. Oh, right. You got me. I guess I'll go. But, no, I knew that Aaron would have a blast because he always does. And that's what gets all of us seething. Like, we all wanted to see, according to Aaron, we all wanted to see Aaron show up on Monday and be like, guys, that kicked my ass.

I can't believe I had to go through that. I learned my lesson. I'm going to change my life. You know, that's what we were all rooting for, right? But instead, he sticks it to us because he comes on and talks about what an amazing time he had in jail. But, you know, they're all very friendly. They're all really funny. We had a great time.

You know, my role is like a facilitator of shit to do kind of work. I got to boss that. We had a great time. I want to ask any other person that spent a week with him in jail, be like, how is you? your time in there? Or would you list it as excellent, great, good, fair, would you recommend it to your friends?

Yeah. Needs improvement. What the fuck? What an idiot? You know, my role is like a facilitator of shit to do, kind of worked out really well in there, because guys didn't really do much. You know, they'd hang out in the day room or even at indoor wreck. They didn't do a lot.

And then when I got in there, you know, I'd be like, hey, he wants to play cribbage. I taught a couple people out to play cribbage so I I was sick of cribbage by the time I was done but I had people to play with when we would be shooting around I'd be like hey guys let's start a game at 21 or oh you and I versus these two guys and this and I like

you've hung out with me before like I can't sit still and I'm like let's go play some bags or let's go do this and let's go and that was a lot like that was an appreciated role in there. Oh go fuck yourself they should really allow him to volunteer his time to teach these guys how to have fun

some more you know No one was doing that shit before he showed up. No, no one was having any fun. And Aaron goes, all right, guys, gather around. Let's go. Come on to put that Bible down. Hurtle up. Let's talk about this.

We're going to have some fucking fun while we're here, assholes. And that's what he got his ass kicked. Is he insane? Yes. Yes. He's a crazy person, right? Totally. We had a great time, and it was because of me.

That was the reason why we had a great time. My role. And he even has to go to Johnny, which is so pathetic. Dude, you know how I'm like, fucking the life of the party. Everyone loves hanging around with me. Yeah, yeah, Aaron, I sure do. Wow. Didn't stop in jail.

I could tell you that. But it couldn't have all been great, right? I would imagine, like, there's negative connotation when you think of the word jail. And even, like, terms, like, locked up. You know, it sounds like there'd be things that would be on the negative side. I'm sure 98% of it is fucking a blast. But there's got to be some things that aren't great. Do you want to hear what the worst part?

of course the the worst part was the the being locked down in yourself like is as odd as it sounds being away from people was the worst part no shit he's retarded you know that part why I didn't have any freedom and couldn't do anything that I wanted to do that kind of sucked yeah yeah that's that's why it's a deterrent it's the whole point he really is insane Yeah, he's so cold. I think it didn't even occur to him that he would miss them. You pointed out something so great on the Drew Lane show that, I think it was Drew that did, that when his girlfriend was crying, dropping him off, it never occurred to him that it wasn't for him because she's going to miss him. It was her going, look at my life where I'm dropping my boyfriend off at, like, what have I come to?

And he has no sense of that. I don't think he even occurred to him he was going to miss them. He's genuinely surprised. You know, this is going to come as a shock to you. you, but it's the locked doors and the missing of the family. No, that is not a shock. That is the most predictable part of this. Yeah, that's the reason why people don't break the law actively and try not to get caught

when they do. He sounds genuinely surprised, which makes me really think that he's... Is he that dumb? No, not sane. Oh, that's possible. Guys, did you know you locked the door? Guys, guys. Kind of claustrophobic.

Help me out, guys. He did it earlier at the start of this when you mentioned that he was like, in his car thinking about how he was going to explain his time in prison, I was just certain you were going to say to his kids, not to the audience. He made that weird choice to not tell them. And I can't judge anybody's parenting. But that's, so you're just allowing them to find out on their own. That's what you're saying.

They're going to find out on the internet when they search their own name. That's how you wanted to happen. Dan, did you go to jail in 2025? Yeah, and he was a blast. Do you want to hear about it? Stalin 19 put together their whole package for you can check it out

That's who's going to tell him It's going to be Stalin 19 Bricking the news The little impulse Fucking crazy So one of the things that Aaron was really pushing for Before he served his time in jail

He really wanted to do weekends And so it was Eight days he had to do He wanted to do four Two-day weekends And continue to do his show And not have to miss his show In fact, when that was denied

That's when all of a sudden, Aaron got very upset with the judge and the prosecutor started saying they were corrupt and that they were only doing this to him because he has different political views and they didn't like him since his time on the radio and things that he used to say. And I believe he threatened there'd be litigation and actions being taken here because he couldn't fucking believe that when his lawyer requested he do weekends, it was denied. And then this happens. I will say this. You know how I said it was 50-50 on whether I wanted to serve it all at once versus weekends? Yeah. Like they both had their benefit.

I am so glad I did it this way. Because, like, I would have just gotten out this morning at, like, 4.30. Mm-hmm. This would have been my second weekend. And then I'd be looking at going back again next, this coming weekend. Right. And then the next one. No shit, Sherlock.

No shit. No shit, Sherlock. Hold on. If it was so fucking fun, you know where I'm going. Yeah, I know. Which is it? Which is it?

Were you dreading it? Would you be dreading having to go back again? Or would you be like, sweet, I haven't played basketball in a few days. It's going to be fun. Also, again, made it sound like it was his option. Right. I'm so glad that I did it this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, no, no, no, you were forced to. Yeah. You didn't have the choice on that. And also, like, he had no way to figure that out. only somebody had told him, all of his enemies told him over and over again. Everyone told him, even his attorney told him. Like, no, no, Aaron, just get it over with. Just serve the time.

Get it all. I didn't even pull the clip, but he talks about the intake process and what a pain in the ass that was. He's sitting around for eight hours reading a Bible before they even bring him in. And then when they do, they got to do all the body checking and all the shit. And he's like, yeah, I mean, I would have to do that four different times if I hadn't just gone through the whole shots. Like, yeah, that's what everyone was telling you. You dumb idiot. There's an entire other show devoted to just telling you this stuff.

You should check it out every once in a while. You should. And when I give you $100 to promote it, feel free to read the day. It's this little piggy right at 4 p.m. Eastern. So yeah, speaking of reading the Bible, that's one of the things that Aaron was doing. Because remember, when Aaron, and we didn't get to see this, but we heard reports of it. When Aaron went in and got his sentencing, he told the judge and the prosecutor, that he had found God and is a deeply religious man now

and having Jesus in his life has changed the way he acts and how he thinks and so he was looking for them to maybe be lenient because of his newfound love of Jesus Christ and so as soon as he got into there

he couldn't wait to grab a Bible and start reading look if you're a fan of the show you're not going to care but if you don't like me you're going to hate this part I went and by the way which is on you

I went and grabbed a Bible and I just started reading the Gospels starting at Matthew and I'm like this will kill some time Bible I don't know if you know this Bible's a big book New Testament not as big as the old the gospel's not as much as the

not this will be enriching this will be enlightening this will kill some time and why would anyone hate this I hate some seizing I know I was like if you don't like sure you're going to hate that I run Matthews

he knows me and this gets me going The Old Testament But plenty of reading to be done there So I start reading Matthew And I didn't get all the way through Or did I? I don't think I got all the way through I read more once I was in

Like during lockdown times But I don't think I got through Matthew there But I mean I was God damn man I had to take breaks It was taken so damn long Reading was taking so long Yeah

breaks from reading. You don't get it. This is how people with a real connection to God and the Bible talk about the Bible in terms of page count. Like, that's how...

Yeah. What a fucking words in this thing. Jesus Christ. Teacher, I'm done. Yeah. Can I get Chad GPT to summarize this thing for me, please?

It's how you know it's working. It's how you know it's hidden. Yeah, so it's crazy that he's found God. He's so religious. Now, he plays a character. This is the steel-toe character. But the real Aaron Imhol

found God and is afraid of Nick Rake. and is afraid of Patrick Melton and a lot of things that we found out through these court documents and hearings and things. So Johnny follows up with a great question because he's a man of God now and we know that's his real persona

and that's this fake one. Go on. Johnny says, oh, I bet there were some church services there in jail that you can attend, right? I don't know. Did they have church services while you were there? Did you go to church services? They didn't announce them.

Okay. They didn't announce them. I don't know if they did or not. Yeah. Why be proactive on something that you're so passionate about? Church services? I don't know. I'm surprised he didn't say I led those services.

Yeah, that's what I was expecting. The basketball court is my church when I'm on the inside. So let's hear about the first fan encounter that happened because it was just nonstop. He's just getting harassed by all the toe fans. So I go into Central Booking and then I get out for a while. That's where I meet my first steel toe fan. Luckily, an employee, not a resident. And we're talking a little bit, and, you know, he's got to ask me the questions, like,

are you going to hurt yourself? Are you going to this? Are you going to have you drank or anything? What he said? Go, go, go, go, go. Hold on. Let's break down when he just said. The first person I run into is a steel toe fan, and they're concerned that I'm going to off myself.

You're not going to try and suck my cock, are you? Yeah, I'm a big fan of your show. I watch every episode. Are you mentally stable? Are you going to be okay? Should we get your counseling right now? Yeah, we've got a jumper here. We've got a jumper.

That's hilarious. I think Aaron realized the way that came off. But yeah, I guess he is a listener, so that's good. Let's talk about Aaron's favorite things when he was in jail. There's so many great things that happened, so much fun to be had. But my favorite things in there were the movies. I probably watched the big short three times. Nice.

Um, being able to watch football and then the basketball season starting. Sweet. ESPN in the morning, all the morning talk shows where they talk about how dog shit the Vikings are. That was great. Basketball played outside first. The outside basketball court had no net. That was the first thing. That was the first thing that bothered me, but also made me go, hey, asshole, you're in jail.

That's how this works. there was no nuts on the baskets outside it wasn't the finger in his asshole before you got in there right that was just like oh whatever it's just another day but they were just like there's no gnats on the hoops I really am in jail this is this is punishment isn't it I'm being punished this linen napkin has a spot on it can I get the bus boy over here please it wasn't every time somebody asked him what he was there for and he had to explain it no that would be the worst for me no no he was uh just getting nicknames and showing people out of dribble and i'm curious what his his newfound friends are in for also he said mostly d u i's yeah yeah he also made a comment that based on what you're in there for they kind of grew people together oh so it's like you send uh an asshole pick or a titty pick or what did you said ah i just said a titty pick yeah i don't can you believe it wow because i was

said in Keanu's photos all over the place. I don't know what kind of conversations were happening. I wasn't there. And he's not going to tell us. But it is amazing that he knows what these people need. He's ready to fix them. He's in there for a few days. He knows exactly what they need.

But these are people, especially the people in there for drugs and the things that stem from drugs. They need therapy. They need a doctor. They need someone to talk to them about their childhood, about the way they were brought up. Because one thing about therapy, when you do it right, you don't know until someone kind of makes you talk about it and brings

it brings it out of you why you are and you go well wait yeah and it clicks with you and you're like oh shit yeah that's something that was passed down from my dad from his dad from that guy's dad from that and you got to be the one to break that kind of behavior he's such a weird know-it-all it's I don't know if he's ever actually been to therapy

because he said he went and they told him he wasn't a narcissist which is not how a therapy works He's like, yes. Yeah, so they high-fied. Nobody left. So I don't think that he actually knows anything about therapy, but he's looking around these jail cells. And he's going, you know what these people need?

They just need a good therapist to sit down and let them figure out what their emotional issues are so they can work on that like I have with mine. This is the same man. He's such a know-it-all when it comes to any topic. But then when he learns something like, you know, there's a lot of information in newspapers? He's like, you won't fucking believe it, guys. Do you know that you're putting down your phone?

phone and just communicate with people one-to-one is actually better for you than just staring at a screen all day? You just found that out. But you know all about therapy and how to fix these people who are in jail. It's the arrogance that anybody he's talking to couldn't possibly know as much or more on these topics. Aaron, you don't understand what you're saying. You're so far removed from the crime that you're in there for, which is revenge porn on your phone, that you're not even taking in the irony that now being forced by the state to be away from your phone, you're finding a much

healthier, better life for yourself. In fact, he goes even further to talk about how great this jail time was for his mental health. My mental health in jail was good.

It was great. I didn't have, I didn't have like notifications on my phone that I felt like I needed to respond to. I didn't have notifications of bullshit that I just, I didn't have shit. I was scrolling through just to keep me busy. I didn't have shit that I was just doing out of habit because I was fucking bored. I filled my time with shit.

Solitaire. You already told us what you filled your time with. You read the Bible you don't care about. And you played solitaire. Even more boring. Right. And he's sitting there going, this was so good for my mental health. Jail was good for his mental health.

How poor is his mental health that this break from his life being in jail was a positive? You're supposed to hit bottom in jail. Yeah. There should be a time for self-reflection where you go, I'm doing this all wrong and start to feel like regret. Like you've lost some time. Like, shit, I could have been doing things differently. And that time is gone now. Instead, this idiot.

I mean, I guess I would ask this as a follow-up question. if I was Johnny Crutches. This is why Aaron would never have me on the show. So it was great for your mental health. You had a blast. You made all these new friends. If you were given a choice to spend another week there, would you do it? Like, why not?

Sounds like a fucking great vacation. There are times when I'm in the house in Florida or we're out in Vegas or something. It's like, I don't want to leave. This is great. So it's pretty easy for me. If you're just like, Carl, you like being in your pool and staring out of the canal and watching gators go by? I'm like, yeah, I don't want to do that as long as possible. It's great for my mental health.

Yes. Because, you know, Aaron, this life that you describe that's so fulfilling is readily available to you. Yes. You can live this life of watching SportsCenter and a movie three times and teaching cribbage at the local rec center. Go on with it. And putting your phone down and reading a newspaper and... There you go. Learning about Jesus Christ.

It's like all these things can be done. This hamster wheel that you're spinning on is not necessary. You can just go be Julius Joseph. from that Lean On Me movie where he's saving all the kids. And it's funny, too, because Aaron's whole thing is whatever's happening to him, he loves that. Yes. So it might seem like it's a negative, but he's like, no, but you guys don't get it. I have a positive disposition, so I love it.

So in Aaron's world, he didn't have his phone for a week. So he's like, guys, did you know that not having your phone's good for you? Actually, yes. That's the one thing we did all know. Yep, I put it down whenever I can. Your addiction to social media is ruining your life, Aaron. Yes, we know that. It's what the judge was trying to tell you.

End the victims. Right. But, no, this was just a vacation for him. I'm just built different. But when it comes to the jail thing, when I was going in, yeah, nervous is shit. But I'll tell you what kind of... That's weird because he told us he wasn't. He wasn't losing any sleep over it.

And to your point, Adam, I didn't play the clip. But he talks about when his girlfriend drove him to jail, she was all upset. He's just like, whatever, man. I just got to do what I got to do. He wasn't fazed by it. And then he admits that he was nervous, but only because he wants to paint the picture now that I don't even know what I was worried about. It was so fucking cool and killer. I'm just built different.

But when it comes to the jail thing, when I was going in, yeah, nervous is shit. But I'll tell you what kind of muted that was having to sit there in central booking for eight hours. And you were just so utterly bored. You're just bored. There's nothing going on. And, you know, my other attorney told me, Todd told me, before I went in, he goes, it's a hotel with a heavy door. And it really is.

I mean, except for the times where you're locked down and you literally have no choice. Yeah. No shit. Once you're in the day room, you can go to the CO and you can go, hey, man, can I get that basketball behind you? I want to go outside and I want to shoot a little. You can do that. Hey, man, can I get a cribbage board from you?

I want to play a little cribbage. Hey, man, can I get Uno? I want to play some Uno. go to the vending machine, grab a soda and a bag of chips, play some cribbage. Yeah, it's just like a hotel. Hey, can I get on to the lobby? Is there a restaurant nearby?

I'll meet up with some friends. Todd, will you go to this hotel with me? Who is he think he's fooling with this? It's such a fucking blast, man. You just go down there? Just like on my normal vacations where I play scrimmage with strangers and basketball and pick up a soda from the vending machine.

Dude, if I never play Uno again, I'll be fine. It's fine. It's depressing. It's a horrible game. It is. So he's trying to paint this picture like, holy shit, actually, it was a great week off for me. And I couldn't be happier about it.

And again, he's talking down to his audience as if they're the dumbest people on earth, and they might be. If you're watching this program and going, I should get this guy some of my money, you're a moron. Yeah. This is insane what he's saying right here. And if he was just fucking real, how many times we talked about this?

If Aaron could just be real with the audience, There'd be an audience for that. He'd be a compelling character where he's like, look it. I let this guy sleep with my wife and he stole her from me. And I was in the cuck shit. So I licked cum off of her and she didn't like that. I thought maybe she'd be into that. But she actually saw me as a pathetic looser when I did that.

It kind of backfired. Like, this would be interesting conversations. This would be interesting conversations. Did this for you. If he paid attention to podcasts and he know that like the number one or one of the biggest podcast is Ear Hustle, it's story. from prison. People are riveted by honest depictions of this stuff,

not this fairy tale. Yeah, Matthew Cox is a guy I've talked about on the show a couple times, but when we were down in Tampa, I went and did his show. He's got a big YouTube channel and he's this guy who spent a lot of time in prison, actually, with MSCS. Toney.

Those two met in prison. Huh. But he does a show where he brings on ex-convicts who did jail time and prison time and talks about the reality of it. And it's a huge channel. And people are riveted by that because it's an experience most people don't have. And actually, okay, this is, I'm going to get made fun of now, but I don't give a shit.

What Aaron is doing reminds me a very early South Park where Uncle Jimbo's explaining what it was like to be in Vietnam. Oh, right. Yeah, it's like a roller coaster. Yeah, because he has to write up a report about Vietnam. And they're just like, oh, my God, it was a blast like an amusement park the whole time. They're in Vietnam. That's what this asshole is describing it. I was just like, well, that's not true.

none of this is true like it's not fun to be in jail he didn't have a blast shut up yeah and i got i got nothing new to add yeah all right well he's supposed to be remorseful i know that the other thing people are pointing out i don't know enough about this to care or know anything but what gets him in trouble is how he presents himself on his show yes it's the reason why he ended up in jail is because he's showing no remorse and he's just being a douchebag about it yeah so now he's got a probation officer and he has i mean there's the same sentence isn't over yet. It could be another two years.

And he's making a mockery of all this. Yes. Is there a judge or somebody's watching this just going, fuck you? Right. I don't know. I don't know how they feel about that. Maybe it's, you know, make the best of it, whatever. I don't know.

Is he on any kind of probation? Is there a watch? Yes, he's a probation. So then this is a part of it. Well, he talked about that on his show this morning. He had his first call with this probation officer, a Zoom call. And again, you won't believe this, Adam. This is going to be nothing.

He's just got to call once every five months, and probation officer is going to be like, you're the best. Just stop calling me. Probation officers will lose my number. And Lindsay's like, are you thinking of killing yourself? I'm like, no. She's like, are you harming others?

I said, no, forget about it. The other thing that Aaron was doing while he was in jail was cracking up black people. They all loved this guy. Like, when I hung out with the black guys, they so like it was a lot of fun because being the white guy in with black guys it's very easy to crack them up and make black people laugh all you have to do is be yourself just be white just be a white dad who mows the lawn in new balances and they think it's the

funniest thing in the world so we finally found an audience that will laugh at erin and he pushes them away actively with inward chance at his live shows and white power hour as a segment at his show. It's like, so there's an audience people who actually think you're funny and you hate them?

That sucks. It would have a good opportunity for him. This is the best thing that happened. This is the greatest stuttering John Parole. And there's a lot with Opie

right now. We'll get into that. But Aaron, having gone through the justice system, has now decided he wants to fix it from the inside. It's hard to do it

from the outside. But maybe there's an opportunity for him to write some of the wrongs in our system. David with $5 says you should volunteer at the jail, do something to help those men who need it. I had an attorney tell me recently. Okay, so the way that started was what Adam was saying.

Like, you can do all of these things. No one's stopping you from helping people and doing these things that you enjoyed and all this stuff. He goes, you could volunteer at the jail. Listen to what Aaron responds to that. And they actually sent me a link to an online course. and said, it's not too late in your life. People think that it's too late to do certain things.

He goes, I strongly encourage you because I think you'd be good at it to take online, to get your jurist doctorate online. He says it'll take about three, four years, but here's a couple of links to some good respected programs and get them online. And I was thinking about doing that at some point here because I saw a lot of those guys and I'm like, These guys need help.

Look at Johnny's face right there. He's like, what are you saying? What the fuck are you going on about, buddy? And he will ask the question. But less than less. I saw a lot of those guys, and I'm like, these guys need help. And it's like, what's a jurist doctorate. That's what you need to, it's your law degree, and then you take the bar exam and shit like that.

Oh, to be like a lawyer and shit? Yeah. And I would like to do some, like, I would like to keep doing the show, but like have that and do like public defender type work. Okay. Wow. Unbelievable. I said this with Suttering John. I'll say it with Aaron.

This is open to both people. Either of them become an attorney, I will eat my club foot. And I'll put that in writing. This fucking asshole. She's like, yeah, I had a couple attorneys tell me that I should probably become an attorney.

And maybe I will. It's like a side hustle. Maybe I'll just do that. I'll still be still to, obviously. This is like my thing. He actually thought he was hurting Johnny's feelings. Like, oh, I've lost him now to the law. No, no, no.

I'll still be there, Johnny. Don't worry. Is that incredible? And again, it's just to help the little guy, just like Suttering John, where it's like, man, these legal fees, this justice system, these guys are both going in it for the right reason. Oh, there's a paycheck? I don't want it. Never. I said good day, sir.

I don't need this. Doesn't that make him more like Nick Rickeda? What do you mean by that? Isn't he a lawyer hosting a legal show that deals with that kind of stuff? It's not necessarily for the, but that's what he's going to do. He's going to talk about cases. He's going to take them on. He's, what's the difference between.

between his show now and that. I see, Adam, I think you're misrepresenting what he's saying here. He's still going to be a shock jock. Oh, that goes great with being a lawyer. That goes great. That's in his blood. He can't stop himself for being a shock jock. But on the side is a whole other thing.

He's going to help those people who are misunderstood and just need a second chance, need a break in life. That also enjoy the White Power Hour. I can't fucking believe Aaron is saying this seriously, with a serious face on, that he's going to become an attorney. I want to be Mikey's lawyer. Honestly, there's two guys in there that made me go, I do want to be a lawyer.

I do it. Because, like, you can talk a bunch of shit about how the system's all wrong and how these people are this and that. And it's great to just talk that shit and then walk away. But, like, put some skin in the game. So I did think about volunteering. And then also,

when a lawyer told me, not told me, but encouraged me to do that. I was like, Maybe I, maybe, maybe it's something to think about. You know, I went to an urgent care a couple weeks ago, and I'm like, maybe I should become a doctor. Maybe.

A couple of doctors in there told me like, I'd make a pretty good doctor. I was like, really? You think so? I'm getting it. It's like eight years. We'll figure it out. But yeah, maybe I will do that, actually. There's a couple sentences that are red flags, and I'm thinking about doing volunteer work is one

of them. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking about doing volunteer. Slow down, buddy. don't just jump right into that tell us about it first then figure it out I'm thinking about losing weight

yeah yeah yeah yeah we got it that's how we know it's real because you're telling us first maybe join in the gym okay well first thing tell everybody all right sounds good this man's insane

he's completely lost the plot and he thinks everyone else is stupid Adam you grabbed a clip I haven't watched it yet but I have a feeling that it's gonna fit nicely into this package uh-huh it sure will just play it I also wrote this down

with a question mark to show some introspection while I was in the joint am I becoming more liberal is libtow uh becoming a thing I think you I don't think you can go in there even for a week and not come out a little more lefty on the way you do

like a few things should be reformed and changed yeah yeah um going in on Friday Thursday night. We talked about that. Yeah, we got it. Hey, we got it all. We got it all. Wow. All right. Now all of a sudden, he's thinking about the little guy. He finally sees the error in his way as being this right-wing pundit that he's been for so long. It's like, you know,

he really is like one of those, if only a black man could save each clan member, save their lives for some unrelated reason. It would really do a lot of good. That's some brave thinking, Aaron. Everyone should have to spend a week behind bars to just really learn what the system. It's like I always say everyone should work in a restaurant for a year. Yep. So that you treat people in the service industry a little nicer. Maybe everyone should spend some time in jail to get some perspective and vote these

Democrats in to office. I look forward to seeing him take that empathy and put it towards all his political beliefs and seeing how he softened or changed. We'll see how that works. Wow. I love it. Anything else on Aaron that you wanted to talk about? Yeah, I wanted to just mention this sentence.

he keeps saying this quote he keeps he's been bringing up since he's been sentenced and it's uh what is it his lawyer told him don't think of think of this jail as a hotel with harder doors right what what a heavy door yeah heavy door do you think his lawyer told him that no i can't imagine any attorney would ever say that to a client because you'd be like fuck you that's the jail's slogan But there is a quote from... Who'll leave the line out for you? Oh, yeah, yeah. Just leave it a little something for the main.

From the movie Monsters vs. Aliens from 2009, Keithair Sutherland, as General W.R. Munger says, don't think of this as prison. Think of it as a hotel. You never leave because it's locked from the outside. Okay, so that I believe that Aaron would say because he always is quoting movies. Yep.

Does it possible if that's where he got that for? from? I do believe that's where he got it from, but he realizes that actually sounds real and like it has tough consequences like a prison. So he softened the ending. He likes the hotel part, but he doesn't like the doors that lock from the outside. So he got a harder doors

because how hard the door is is really kind of irrelevant if you could open it. I mean, he might as well have just said, guys, we live on a prison planet. It doesn't really matter. Prison's in the mind. It's all how you. It's a construct.

All right. Well, are you ready to move on to some other things? Yes, please. Awesome. Amazing job, Aaron. Aaron was saying stuff on his show today that he wanted me to react to, and I apologize that I'm not doing that. He's going to be upset.

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I'm sure. where are we starting where do you want to begin let's start with uh let's go in chronological order this is the day after we last left opie last wednesday after ron had his uh kind of uh coming of age moment this is the first show after that and as you can imagine um the chat is very pleased with ron and wants to let them know he's we're making more money money for ron the people's champ they're calling me the people's chair all right we cannot end this broadcast without people seeing you give me the cash i dz i don't i don't carry cash no kid uh hey ron i'll have the cash for you tonight is

give me your vend no i i dz fast ten dollars this is for ron now you own 40 no i didn't say i was giving him the money for the whole day this guy ain't going to give me shit don't i can't swear you know i take care i He does. You know I take care of you, right. You're just playing into the haters. Keep the money. Two dollars from Jerry Shepardini.

This is for Ron in the fall la la la la. All right, go ahead, Ron. Thank you. What was they talking about? Wow. Opie at a certain point, if I had to say, like, can you just tell them I pay you money? Because there's two things I know. One is that Opie never got rot a mattress when he desperately needed one.

And two is that Ron was super stoked about $3, 10 ounce, years during happy hour at Gebhard's, which is a thing that millionaires don't give a shit about. No. So if Opie's taking care of this guy, like maybe grabbing the bar tab or something, that wouldn't matter. I don't know that Opey's taking care of him at all. In fact, Opey's pretty much said he doesn't pay him anything, hasn't he?

Is he trying to change that now that people are tuning in for Ron? Yeah, now that he's getting called out on camera for it. He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know, he couldn't give Ron that fucking bird. urban, that $1,200 bottle of Rip Van Winkle that he got for saving those kids' lives. But he doesn't pay rent to Gepphart. He doesn't pay them anything for it. So we have to give them something substantial for all this space.

Ron gets it. Ron gets, he sees how he's scum compared to Mike. He sees. I love the chat coming out. That's fantastic. Mm-hmm. And they really rule this thing. Ron is energized from the last session he had after grilling Opie, and he keeps trying to bring up

things that Opie is jealous of. but now Opie's kind of prepared and he's combative and he knows to kind of move things along really quickly. But thank God for JFK head chunk in the chat who keeps things right on track. I love this guy. Do you know who the host was before Ryan Seagrest and he left because he hated her? Like a straight hit. Oh, yeah, that's straight head. I'm trying to add.

So it wasn't just. I'm jealous of him too, by the other. So Michael. Michael's what just happened? Is that Chad going to come back up again? Is that gone forever, Adam? No, it's going to come back. Because OB can't make up his mind about anything.

So you're going to watch him think about how he just took it down, stare at Ron, not listen to him, and then he's got to put it back. Okay, so for the people who are listening to this, JFK. Headjunk gave him two bucks, which I'm pretty sure you could ignore if you wanted to do. It says, Ron, would you go on Ant Show if he asked? I'm trying to add, so it wasn't just... I'm telling him, too, by the other.

So Michael... Michael's right on you are. He can't even speak correctly. He's got dinked south of the ass. He's in the Hall of Fame. Michael Strahan was actually the host before Ryan Secrets with Kelly Rippa. And he left without telling anybody because he said he couldn't effing stand her. Right.

Oh, by the way, I didn't mean to, like, blow this off. JFK's giving us two bucks to say you should go on AntShow. Just give me $2 all day long and say that garbage. Well, JFK's turning on us. Why are you turning on us, JFK? You used to be cool. It's the whole day I get the money. It's the whole day.

I'm going to negotiate with you. You are so right. Adam, he wasn't listening to Ron at all. Not that he normally does, but he was processing. How do I handle this? Don't want to ignore it. I'll get called out. But I also want to nip this in the bud.

So he's going, yeah, you know, Michael Strahan fucking hated working. He's like, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Good stuff, Ophi. And then that's what he came back with. He had all that time and he came back with, oh, yeah. What about you? That's what he had. Yeah.

And then they go, keep giving me two bucks all day for this garbage garbage it wasn't even an insult it was a question no and he paraphrased it to make it sound that way right this guy's trying to uh have you go on an ant's show no it was asking if he would would you go if you were asked yeah you ask paul simon if one of his band members would ever play with art garfunkel fuck you right or would just reach out and ask them to he better fucking not well you're blocked yeah so um i think jf k comes back with everything we're all thinking i'm soap style dude that's how they met he was on that other like uh wait jf k's back uh

it was more money it was a question not turning on you maybe ron is yeah ron's a double eight um he's definitely going on anthony's show oh god have fun with that hold on a second yeah i was offered i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna stick up for myself i was offered and is true i was offered a thousand dollars all right to go on the guy the guy from s an kenn of breeder's podcast and did you call him you called him the guy from sidel is that him he was on there for a minute oh okay oh sorry sorry i love you kevin i love so this guy kevin brine joe kevin how does a sit opi hates it when there's someone who has credits you're calling him the guy from s and l yeah wasn't he on it yeah he was all right well he's the guy from sidel yeah

And again, his ambivalence, he's like, oh, fuck that guy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Please come back to that my friend. That's so bizarre. Oh, okay. Sorry, I love you, Kevin. I love it.

So this guy, Kevin Brenner, Joe Kevin. How does his assistant goes, Ron, we love what you're doing. We want to fucking delve into it. And, uh, allie. And that's mad, I think. They offered me a thousand dollars. And Opie's like, Ron, please, I'm begging you. Just don't do it.

Sorry. One, please. I will, Ron, it's, Ron, please, I'm going to give you money. That was three years ago. It's not charged.

No, no. They did offer me money. I refused it. You know why? Because I'm fucking team Opie. No, no. And we also don't want to be part of that dabble garbage. We don't want to live in negativity.

Thank you. Opie and I. We just want to be negative here. No. We're in life negative. We're not mean negative. What? What?

Opie told him not to do it when he was offered $1,000. Oh, I believe it. Of course that's what happened. And then we'd be like, don't say that. And Opie said, I'll take care of you. And it never happened. This is crazy.

Yes. How much money can we raise to get Ron on WATP, do you think? $75? $85? It's starting to go fund me. Unfortunately, I do think Ron believes in Opie's distinction that he made right there that there are people and then there's WATP and the dabble verse and that we are different and he does see it in us as an other he doesn't trust us he's becoming more

trusting but there is a line drawn I don't think he would he meant what he just said he's team opi he is yeah but his girlfriend likes WATP he's in love with his girlfriend so he might come around and our fans sent him the bed he's sleeping on but that's not a reason to be a fan that was just done out of generosity. He sees, he's coming around, but he is Team Opie. He hasn't changed completely. He wants something to come of this. I mean, to be classified as the

negative ones. Now, how many children did I save from drowning the summer? Zero. That's true. So Opie's got me on that stat. But other than that, I think we're spreading a lot of positivity and joy in this world. We've given him more money than his boss has, and because we appreciate his work

genuinely. Agreed. Now, and as you can see, an example coming up right now of this kind of light negative humor that you can expect from the Opie program. I'm getting ready for the Muslim mayor because I'm Jewish and I'm afraid as a Jew

so I'm going to blend in with the Muslim mayor. Okay. This is what Opie has to be like, all right. That's going a little too far. You're going to use the S word on my program. Now we're doing racial humor. Come on. Well, he used the F word too. And Opie

Let it slide So I don't think it was the word shit that bothered Opie I think it was that you're painting me in a bad light Yeah That everyone knows is true And possibly getting laughs So we need to shut that down It's like he's losing control or something

Yeah Almost Let's do this show from a bar Make it look like a hang But I'm gonna keep censoring what you say Yeah it doesn't make any sense No Like a true maestro and conductor

JFK is back to put us where we need to be Yes More for Ron the new YouTube shoot this star I know. I know it's true. No. You're so fucking jealous. You know what?

No, no. You're jealous of Carson Daly. You're jealous of fucking, who's that guy in the wheel of? You say Ryan C. Cress. Brian Ced Cress. Throw him out the windows. You're jealous of the Kelsey brothers. You're jealous of Howard Stern.

I'm not jealous of Howard. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. This is great. Water color painting in a little while. So J-Lo, tell me about being a mom. How do you do it, J-Lo? You're a superstar, and you got to read.

You're a single mom, aren't you, Jay-Lo? How do you do it? How do you do it? Who are you trying to do? That's Howard Stern? It's my interpretation of Howard and how he changes his voice. Like, I really feel for you, J-Lo, you know? You're a single mom.

That's the dog from Davian Goliath. Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Rod, Ron. What's great about that is that Opie, who doesn't watch anything, doesn't care about any of this stuff, references the most recent celebrity interview. Howard Seren with J-Lo and seems to have watched parts of it, then he would know the questioning and would make fun of that. And then Scott Watson over there doing the Anthony Coombe impression, who-hoo, Robin, which is very funny because, you know, Opie's trying to do his little Howard impression there. It's not an impression. He made it clear. It's an interpretation.

That's very different. I got it. I've seen this scene play out so many times as a bartender. These are two broads who are smiling, but they are not smiling. It's very catty. Yeah. Yeah, and that was interesting that Ron's going, you're jealous of this person, you're jealous of that person.

And we've seen this crop up where opioid, like, yeah, they disrespected me, or they're not good at radio. They don't have a real radio career like I did. Wasn't that his thing? Not Carson Daley, but the other guy, Ryan Sechrist. Wasn't that his thing that he's just like, yeah, but this was like months ago. I was like, yeah, but it's like Ryan C. Chris in the Radio Hall of Fame. He's got this big show and stuff.

Yeah, but it doesn't real radio. Like we did real gritty radio. Radio. Just like John, all of these people's careers and talents are based on how nice they were to them in this random encounter they had one day. Yep. And that's it. Now, what's great about this next clip, which is about jealousy and stern, is that it reveals exactly what Chris was saying. And Opie lets it slip how he really feels about.

on yeah let's let's break down who i'm jealous of howard stern am i jealous of howard's you are no i'm not i really not i think you're not being honest because you're certainly jealous you're not jealous of this fucking money oh everybody are you fucking crazy this guy's worth like a hundred million no hundred million more more he's pushing a bill he's pushing a bill wait a minute are you serious pushing a bill how how all i business all i had to do is behave and all me and Anthony how to do is get a little long. And you would be looking at a billionaire from a far, Ron. Wow.

That says it all. Holy shit. There's a lot of things unpack on that one. Yeah. I think it's unpacked. Well, the jealousy thing is so obvious to everyone who spends any time with Opie. He's a bitter old fruit. He's so jealous of Howard's career.

And he thinks that if he had just made a couple different decisions or one different decision. He would be Howard Stern. I wouldn't be here with you now. Yeah, I wouldn't have to hang out with Rod the waiter. It's literally what he just said. Who's out shining me? Yeah. And because the economic and socio-divide between them two right now is not far enough. Yes. Him like you're right. Underneath the roller coaster in Coney Island and Opie and his penthouse and the stars and that's not enough for him to really let him know how he feels about him. But if he could, oh man. That's hilarious. Yeah, it's really talk.

The other funny thing about that, in my opinion, is you have this guy, Ron, who couldn't afford a new mattress and lives with a roommate in a shitty apartment. It's talking about Howard's really rich. He's worth $100 million. And they go, no, he's worth more than that. And everyone goes, what? Like, dude, Ron, what's the difference?

You know, $100 million and a billion? Are you, like, would that, like, change things very much? Like, wait, I can own five mansions or only two? I can only hope that he's doing it because he knows it annoys opi like Wow, a billion, that sounds like a lot How do he do that? It's like, I don't know, do you ever read the newspaper? Well, it's really nice is that he comes in right here

With some info and some backing from someone else who knows Opie very well Oh good Anthony and even Anthony Even Anthony said you couldn't keep your fucking mouth shut with Howard He said you were obsessed with him Yeah, yeah Well, Anthony, excuse me If he listens to a lot of us.

That's the problem. You find that creepy, right? What's that? That he's listening to us? I don't know what he does. I know what he does in broad strokes. So I don't think Scott knows. I don't think Scott knows.

Oh, hey! We don't know that. Oh, he put a 35 minute video and he chopped it up to four separate videos when he talked it up into four separate videos when we, when he was talking about. And listen to the show. Maybe you could comment maybe once in a while. Scott's in the chat room fucking...

Wait a minute. Beating up people. Excuse me. You know how you have your little... Electronically, he's beating up people in there. You know how you have your little stupid reward center? Where's he on the list? Your little stupid reward

center? Hey, this is what your badges, your Opie badges. Where were you on the list this week? You're number one? I said, I am a top... I don't know what you're talking about, right? Yes, you do. So if you're a good boy, you get a badge from Opie.

What? Opie is so uncomfortable with this. Yep. Run is spilling the tea. So it turns out this compensation that Opie's been talking about, come on, you know, I actually do take care of you. He's been saying this multiple times. Is a gold sticker on the forehead? Is he talking about the fan prizes or like the chat membership prizes you get the pledges?

or is that what he's talking about? I have no idea, but it doesn't seem like it's worth anyone's time. No. Doesn't see what they're excited. Here's a mattress sticker. Yeah, right. You heard him just say to his friend. His friend's like, I saw the episode.

I saw what Aunt had to say. And he's like, well, then where were you in the chat? Yeah. Meaning they're reading the chat and they're asking the people at the bar to get the fuck in there and help them from drowning. Also, Scott was a good friend right there because he could tell as Ron's going, oh, you've got to see these videos that Anthony put out where he's telling all the truth about this guy and he's

going through all this stuff and hope he's getting very uncomfortable. He doesn't know, do I shut this down? What do I do? And Scott goes, hey, yeah, yeah, no, I saw it, I saw it. So Scott Watson was being a good soldier right there. So what is this pledge thing? I think it's for his fans, the people who chat the most. You get a badge or something.

It's probably part of the Pod Squad, the Facebook group. That must be it. Oh, yes, that's exactly what it is. You probably get like digital badges. Look this up. We got to look into this. This is insane. It's got to be a POD squad thing.

We got to infiltrate. Don't say it out loud during the show because I don't know. But guys, this is our super secret meeting right now. Yeah, everyone in the chat, be cool. We got to infiltrate this system and find out what's going on with this reward system that's going. How do we get badges? I want a badge.

Yeah. That's just what Ron needs a gold star on his shirt right there. That's perfect. Thank you. Still trauma. I'm just processing it. Gotcha. All right. So that was the 24th of October. And then you want to fast forward to the next day? Yeah. There was only one thing. I think he decided I need to give up on Ron for a little bit and talking to people. So he does one of his live streams where he walks through New York City invading people's faces and bothering tourists. I mean, he always captures

gold on these. That's what's so great about it. Because, you know, Most people say Manhattan, kind of boring. Nothing really to see here. It's not a walking city. You got a car. Yeah, there's not a lot of stuff to look at. It means far away and you're isolated. And Opie just somehow always captures gold, you know, there's a busker or something.

And he's doing what he does a lot, which is run through Central Park and harass all the vendors that sell stuff. And he had been to four or five of them, not bought anything, just kind of talked at them, filmed them, and walked away. and finally one of them had something to say about it. What happened? No, no, no, no, no. What happened? Why can't I film this beautiful artwork of yours, sir? What happened?

What happened? All right, well, you got nice stuff anyway. What do you think I'm going to copy it or something? All right, all right, have a good day. I was going to buy some stuff. I was going to buy some stuff, but not. bullshit we don't have a match now bro dude you're in a tourist area everyone's gonna want to combine film you all right oh boy oh boy he doesn't want to be filled literally he's

in an area where every other person is on their phone taking pictures and video but he doesn't want anyone filming his artwork you start getting a little aggressive Good. So I hope you think that's a win. Like that was an encounter that's good content for him. Yeah, because he kept it up. Yeah, because he looks terrible in that. And then to do the, I was going to buy something.

Oh, yeah. It's almost enraging. Never once. Never once in any of these streams. Any money to any of these people. He's constantly harassing. You can't fire me. I quit.

These people that are the thumbnails of a lot of his videos. And their name is there. and their song that they're singing, but he doesn't give them any money. But this is the one time he was ready to lay down. He's such a Karen. He's such a Karen. I know.

And then as soon he's just like, other people have their phones out too. It's like, yeah, I just don't want you filming me ass. I don't get the fuck out. You have two ones on a tripod and you're really tall and you're really scary. And I've seen you here before. I know you know by. I don't want to be on your unfunny channel.

Yeah. It's cool me a country, buddy. The best as we're watching this video You know, Adam's just recording this as he's watching it And it said 44 views Posted 4 hours ago We don't have a match now, bro You see on the bottom of the screen right there

Dude, you're in a Taurus It's so sad Was this on the Opie Unleased channel Because I got reports that was only on Opie Radio I have no idea Yeah, I think Opie's neglecting the Unleased channel a little bit But he does, he has at least two or three

right because he puts them on multiple ones one is a full screen one is that's true yeah you get the full screen one you get the live one there's radio there's unleashed is there a third for opi I don't think so I mean he's got the Facebook page and Twitter but no I think for YouTube

it's just those two okay well that will bring us to today wow today or yesterday because you got some yesterday clips yeah yesterday actually that would be better this is this is I don't know I think he's so scared of Ron asking him questions that he's just kind of filibustering and given up on talking about

anything relevant. And just like John, all he wants to do is talk about his childhood. And he turns every conversation into some rambling story about his family or his dating life or everything before he met Anthony is now the glory days. It used to be the radio. Ron took that away from him. Now he's got to fantasize even earlier. And because of that, it just gets fucking weird.

I ended up being a cat person for a while because of these stupid circumstances, not worth getting into now. And I had two cats that I was highly allergic to. I went through life sneezing and wheezing and watery eyes because I had two stupid cats in my apartment that I couldn't get rid of because I fell in love with the dumb things. And as soon as those cats went bye-bye, my life was way better. I could breathe. My eyes stopped leaking. I stopped sneezing. Okay, great.

Lesson learned. Allergic to cats. Life is better without them. That should be the end of this story. What a passionate way to talk about something that happened 50 years ago, too. You know what I mean? I can't even imagine telling you about a soccer game I played when I was 15 years old or, you know, something else. I went to a skate park when I was 14.

I can't imagine. You're listening to it. Right. And the ramps when I was. on for days. Talking about, it cares. Have you ever heard someone refer to themselves as I used to be a cat person?

Yeah, I noticed that. It's not a... You either are or you're not, even if you don't have a cat at the time. You're like, yeah, I'm a cat person. So this is what happens when Ron's not driving the conversation with the topics. This is what we... And he won't let him because he's so scared, so he just keeps

filibustering, and you would think that would be the end of this story and his relationship with these animals that haunt him. But No, it's only the beginning. Did I ever tell you the story of the cats? No, go ahead. Go ahead, Curtis. Well, it's quick.

It's quick. Go ahead. I know you're trying to make a point, but now we're... No, no, I want to hear your cat story. All right, really fast. When I was doing radio in Buffalo, we brought in a kitten because it needed somebody. We found it outside the radio station, and it was abandoned. So we brought it into the radio station.

That cat was being abused by the morning guy to the point I said, hell no, I got to take this cat home. And I found out that day I was highly allergic to the damn thing. And it had fleas. I was infested with fleas because of this thing. I bought my apartment twice to try to get rid of the fleas. You would see him bouncing off the fucking rug I had so many. So then I bring that cat home to Long Island. And it got hit by a goddamn car in front of my house because we lived in a house of horrors where all our pets ended up getting killed in the in the road because we lived on a highway without a fucking fence. So that should have been the end of my cat thing. Because I did the right thing with this cat.

cat's dead. I'm taking a nap because I was living with my parents because I just moved home because I was broke because this radio business sucks. And then as I was napping, my mom dropped the kitten on my back to replace the one that got smushed in the road. And now I'm stuck with this cat. And the cat is growling at me and scratching me. Whose fault is any of this? I hate how life happens to opiates. So awful. What do you have to go through? A bunch of things in there, but I love the, yeah, I had to move in my parents with the radio business sucks so bad. Says the multi-millionaire from radio. Yep.

Since he was 18, Carl. That's insane. Also, he takes no responsibility for all the butts dying in the road. It's just because of where he lived. No, all the other houses on that street weren't having all their animals smushed in the road. You fucking idiots. How about how his former radio DJs were like animal abuse? that he had to save this cat from.

He just threw them under the bus. They were animal abusers. They were fun. He was abusing this animal. Well, what am I going to kick during my show if you take the cat home with you? Opie, God damn it. He's trying to not talk about radio and how angry he is about it and Anthony and everything just fears back there.

He can't help but let it out. This is real therapy. He's like forcing on Ron. That's a good point. That's a good point because, like, I was making the joke before about like what I would even remember from when I was that age or younger times. I was trying to think of like, it was a skate parks, I played soccer.

But, yeah, like, he's really like reliving these stories right now. Yeah. As if he's been prodded, like, tell me about that time in your life and what was going on then, and what was your relationship with your mom and these cats? It's like, I can't believe

he came up with that story just now. It's wild. Carl, nobody asked him. Right. They were talking about Curtis Leewa, who's running for mayor and is a cat lover. And Opie took that as his signal to jump on in with this. You got a confession? Oh, yeah. This is all really boring.

So that first clip I did speed up to 105. And this last clip I did speed up to 110. What he does here is so selfish and so just self-serving that for our own safety, I sped it up to 1.45. Okay. And then I was working at WBAB and I was leaving late night one night. And I hear the sound of a kitten over this eight-foot fence. So I go over the fence in the middle of the night, basically. It was really dark, and I crawled, and I saw this thing under a pine tree.

It looked like a baby owl. I grabbed it. We brought it back into BAB. We fed the thing. We gave it milk and some food. And then we're like, all right, let's put the cat back. Because I don't know whose cat this is. So we put it back under the tree.

I walked to my car across the parking lot. Someone says to me, uh-oh. I go, what? I turn around this kitten, uh, climbed up the eight-foot fence and did the leap of faith and dropped down to the fucking driveway of the parking lot, I should say. Ran up to my feet and started rubbing up against my leg, right? Are you following me still, Ron? I'm trying to follow the little cat story.

Somebody's following this. So then everyone said, well, this cat's yours now, man. So I brought that cat home to my parents' house because I still didn't have an apartment yet. I was going to move to Northport, but I needed a little more time to collect some money so I can pay my fucking bills. Now I'm stuck with two cats, even though I'm allergic to fucking cats, right? Fast forward. I got this fucking girlfriend that I should have broke up with after I kissed her for the first time

because I knew the chemistry wasn't right, but because I was brought up like an enabler because of my dad. But I didn't know any better. So I enabled, and I stayed with this girl, even though I knew it wasn't right for 10 years, ten years. And then we finally broke up, right? And she took the cats because I was allergic to the cats and I had to say goodbye to the cats because I did love them at this point, but everything was leaking on my body and the sneezing and the wheezing. And then a long story short, she hated the cats so much that she gave my two cats to a gay couple. And they hated the names of the cats, even though these cats were at least 10 years old at this point. And they changed

the names of the cats. And that's it, Ron. Sorry. Cheers. Cheers. Well, I think we had a breakthrough you today. Greg, thanks for coming in. That's the time that we have, but we have a lot to discuss when you come back in next week. I think this is some good progress we're making. We really covered a lot of ground. It's really good work, Opie. Look inside yourself. Next week, let's figure out what happened to doggie. Oh my God. Let's just start with the time the mother threw the cat on your back as a way of introducing you to it. It's just not with that, maybe. He goes on about, I didn't realize he had twin brothers. Did you know that?

I know he's a lot of siblings. So he has a pair of twins that are siblings? Yes, that are younger than him, but much more handsome. And apparently, like, they're the darlings of the family. Interesting that he's used to always being jealous of this couple that get along really well. Yeah, it's weird to even say that, like, your siblings, I don't know, or the darlings of the family. The guy's in the 60s. That's what he's thinking about.

This is the only thing he's thinking about. he's trapped He's trapped in this existence Can you imagine what he's like When the cameras aren't on Because this is the best of him We're getting right now Just like John

And he just had that really amazing Week last week With his wife's birthday Yeah You know It's so much fun Where he was making breakfast And exhausted afterwards

All those balloons right All those balloons that he had And now he just seems like He's miserable Dwelling on some like dark shit in his past I think he's just like If I stopped talking Ron's going to ask me a question.

Yes. You said he was filibustering, and it's a parent. And Ron's on to him. There's a girl I dated. She was a bad kisser. What? Even if this is real in his life, it's like, he's like, I learned this very important, big lesson, and then I didn't follow it for the next decade.

Right. And that's the cat story. I dated it for 10 years. She sucked. Cool. And it's all my parents' fault because they're enabling and they're causing this. And I don't know. And you're going to see this ambivalence continue to follow him through to today,

where he admits the reason why he's not voting for Mamdani. All right. I'm trying to have an open mind. And then I learned yesterday that Mamdani, he wants to bring minimum wage to $30 an hour. Has this guy ever run a small business? Small businesses cannot survive if they have to pay their employees $30 an hour. That's what, that's what? The average worker what?

He does like a six hour, six hour shift, $30 an hour. That's $180 per worker per day. That's insane. First off. Yeah. It doesn't affect opi at all. He's trying to get out of the city. So I don't know why he's even concerned about it.

but average worker does a six-hour shift. Yep. Opie does 48 minutes. Six hours, that's wild. Can you imagine working for six hours? I don't know anybody that works nine to five, really. That's like an old relic. People work more than that in whatever hours they can.

Well, even nine to five is more than six. Yeah, what is he talking about? I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about. His attempts to relate to the common man are so horrible, and that's when you're so grateful that Ron, waiters here. Because if there's ever someone who is experienced enough to talk about the minimum wage, it's Ron the waiter. So watch this. And what is minimum wage now? Does anyone know

what it's up to? Let me just check my paste tub. I'll let you know. But also that opinion that he just, he just decided how businesses should be run and how much workers should be making and had no idea what the minimum wage was. And I'm guessing he was surprised to find out. it was $16, and he's feeling a little silly. I bet he thought it was $4.75, like, the last time he checked. Right. I think it's like 15 or 16. Well, it depends.

Every state's different. You go down south, like minimum wage could be like fucking $9. Yeah, of course. It's literally based on state, but I think in New York, I think it's about 16. 16. And if you're a tipped employee, it's 11. You get $11 an hour if you're a tipped employee. I knew Rob would know that.

They make a killing with the tips, you know, you don't report that shit. a caddy, you don't report that. I was like, saying, not reporting a, fuck man. You know many people who've gotten in trouble? Like, crazy cabby. Don't talk about not paying the IRS while you're on your show, you idiots.

He really thinks he can fool everybody into thinking he is a common man and that he's in touch and that because of his catty experience as a child, he knows what it's like to work a job. Sure. I don't think that's the case, though. That. I was a catty.

and I got to a point where I was supposed to report tips. I didn't report tips. What are you crazy? Why would I do that? I put the cash in my sock when I left the golf course, right? I ran home. I gave my mom after a while only half and said I had a bad day because I had to give all the money to the household. And then I hid it in my room and tinfoil in the wall.

That's what you do with your cash that you make your job. Besides the playboys and the hustlers or I don't know, play girl. I don't know. Maybe who knows. No, no, but not Playgirl. That's your fantasy. Knock it off. No, I told you.

You never looked at a Playgirl? Just out of curiosity? Honestly, I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did. Look, there you go. They were like tasteful poses. You know, the guy like contemplating with his knee up on the bed or anything about it, but I'm just saying I lived long enough that I'm sure somewhere along the way I

checked out a Playgirl. I didn't buy it. I didn't want to check it out, but I'm sure I did. That's insane. He just got open to admit he's looked at Playgirls before. And Rod seemed like he had some connollage when it comes to how Playgirls work, too. Very specific conallage. Yeah.

Yeah, but Ron's got nothing to hide. Yeah. Rod doesn't get a fuck. Nope. He's actually bringing some content to the show and making it interesting a little bit. That's a interesting conversation. That's funny. Now, Ron tries to explain real life to Opie, who will not listen.

Okay. They call me Ron the waiter, right? So when a customer says to me, hey, you want the tip in cash or credit? Like, but let me break it down, like why you would never want it in a credit card. First of all, if they tip you on the credit card, you don't get that for a week. You understand? Because it's in the payback. then that tip let's say they gave you a $50 tip on a credit card

that $50 first has to be spread out to the busboys the food runners the bartender everyone gets a taste right so in other words I'm giving 30% I'm giving 35% oh but just fucking listen yeah right Jesus Christ just sit back and listen the guy knows what he's talking about everybody gets a taste right so in other words I'm giving 30% I'm giving 30% I'm giving 35% of that $50 to the other staff. Then the government takes another 30%. So I almost get nothing.

Exactly. So now if I get a cash, now if I get that same cash tip in a $50 bill, I get it all. Well, I don't have to claim it. I get it all. So why don't we help the people today? If you're tipping, to give them cash. By the way, by the way, I want to go back to the porn thing really fast. it's actually see what opi should have done right there it's been like yeah rod and when i get

two dollars from jfk head chunk what happens is youtube takes 30 percent and then the irs takes 30 i've left with nothing which is why you get zilch it's just like my mom my wife makes me bring it all to her first so there's only so much i can bury in the forest that was another weird thing he said in that where he goes so i'm smuggling this money back home and i'm taking half of it and I'm putting it in tinfoil in the wall. Why do you need to put money in tinfoil? Explain this. Do you know?

Well, if it was a lot of money, it was going to be in there for a while, it could rot. It could... It's not a lot of money. It's not going to be... I know. So that I don't know. So you think it was to preserve this money? That's the only thing I could think of.

You need to hide it well from his family. And just the fact that he talks about this, like it's a universal experience we've all had. You know, the old Timfoil. oil in the wall with your wages from your job trick. He thinks we all went through this. That's not a thing. Nope. That is absolutely not a thing. Like, I can understand if you

have, like, drugs that are smelly, there's things that you want to put them in. Oh, yeah. But cash? Put cash in anything. I didn't say it wasn't retarded. Put it in an envelope. You know, a plastic bag. He lives in an environment where there's nothing specifically for him. And anything

that is for him, he needs to guard because it will be taken. stolen. It's not a safe place for this kid. If his mom ripped a wall open, she'd be like, oh, that's just foil. This is a tin foil sheep like a dollar bill. Yeah, well, she threw her cats at him.

All right, so I have a quick question, Adam. This has become your beat, and I appreciate that. But is, is Opie's show getting better right now because he's trying to avoid real conversations or way worse? Well, it depends on what scale we're judging on in terms of his dreams of getting

back into terrestrial radio, this is getting significantly worse. In terms of what we do, this is a renaissance. That's what I thought. That's why I'm smiling so much. I've enjoyed this a little bit too much. It's just, I love it. And Ron has been a revelation. We all speak your name, Ron.

Because now that he's completely ignored, this actually interesting advice that everyone should know if they don't know about tipping and how waiters receive it, Opie wants to go back to reliving his porno days. Oh, good. I can't say, yeah, I guess I have. had a few porn magazines. Every once in a while, you'd find a few. And I buried them in the woods, and then I would have to sneak the, sneak the magazine into my house at night so I could have a date night. And then I would sneak. Then I would get up nice and early. Maybe this is why I get up

so early, because I had to wake up before everybody else to get the porn magazine out of the house and back in the woods and bury it again. I don't know. Like, like I used to get my porn mags from the bodegas. Well, yeah. But the bodegas, but the bodegas had the fucking real good ones, like the fucking hardcore, like Japanese magazines. Oh, my God, Ron. It's too early for the hot, Japanese magazines. Did you pay for him? Because I did what's called the Sprint for Freedom.

I went into the stationary store, made believe I was going to buy baseball cards and candy. And then I made it to the magazine rack in the back. And then I could see the lady looking at me through the big fucking round mirror. or they used to have back of the day. They didn't have good surveillance. And then I waited for her to be distracted. Then I would grab one, try to get it under my shirt, because they didn't have security cameras yet.

I'm an old fuck. And then I made my move and got out of the stationery store and then had my sprint for freedom. And then just, just the excitement of knowing I had this was amazing. Oh, I wish we could still get those feelings every single day, that excitement, that over the top. of excitement that you got something, you got something special.

You could rip off Buskers. When Iron Man stops you in Times Square and wants some money, you just be like, fuck you. That's kind of that same feeling. He is such a liar. He was not... He's remembering an episode of Dennis the Menace.

Yeah, this is not happen. Hit him with my slingshot. Yeah, I know. And ran. Thank God, though, he stopped Ron from talking about what hardcore porn magazines he was into. Oh, my God. He was getting so animated. He was so excited.

Oh, that's a really good one. And I was starting to jerk it off just like this. With the Orientals. Wow. You know what they're into. There was a magazine called Oriental. It's a true story. Oh, no shit.

Yeah, but I'll let Ron tell you about it. I feel weird. I feel weird telling you about it. Oh, man. Holy shit. Well, we're out of the way to we speak your name. Well done, sir. All right.

I'm over. I'm good. Let's talk about John. You know, can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. It's cool. I'm bleeding generously.

Because I got a bloody ass. You know, she's shitter-send. does some really good work. He was gone for a little while, but he's back. And he's working on the documentary part two of the Southern John documentary. The part one's amazing. Part two is going to come out around Christmas time. And so he's been doing some research and looking at old footage and finding some things.

And I believe he's the man who put this together. Either way, he said it to me. I'm not sure how this came about. But, man, John went through a really long phase of, saying horrible things to his daughter. This is the middle child, the one who wrecked her car and John decided that he was going to be dad of the year and buy her a new car. And then from all reports, the deal was she had to keep a communication with him for him

to make the payments. And that stopped. And he stopped making payments on it. And he no longer communicates with her. And I wonder if it's because of him saying things like this. Lady Kay goes, oh, and, you know, people say, John's kids look like Baba Booy, but I think that's an insult to Baba Booy. Yes, Carl did say John's kid looks like Baba Booy, and that's an insult to Bobabooie.

But Carl said it once. Let's see how often John repeated the joke so he could play the victim and get sympathy at his daughter's expense. Looks like Baba Booy, and that's an insult to Baba Booy, and says, because of what he thinks are her teeth, says, oh, people say, she looks like Baba Bui, but I think that's an insult to Baba Booie. You know, a lot of people say that, you know, she looks like Baba Booy, but isn't that an insult to Baba Booie?

Oh, yeah, everyone says Lily looks like Baba Booy, but I think that's an insult to Baba Booy. He compared my daughter to Baba Booy, and said that's an insult to Baba Booy. Saying that she looks like Baba Booy, but that's an insult to Baba Booy. Is it over the line for him to say my kid looks like Baba Booy? my kid looks like Baba Booie, that's an insult to Baba Bowie? What? You compared my, you said my kid was Baba Booie's fucking child, and that's an insult

to Baba Booie. Remember that one, Carl? Says my daughter looks like Baba Booie. How could we forget? Yeah, a lot of people say she looks like Baba Booie, but I think that's an insult to Baba Booie. And compared her to Baba Booie and said that would be an insult to Baba Booie. Comparing my daughter to Baba Booie It's funny again. You're saying it's an insult to Buby.

You know that she's Baba Booie's, daughter, and that's an insult to Bobba Booie. Nobody has a reaction ever. And compared my daughter to Baba Booie. And said that was an insult to Baba Booie. And saying, Jesus, looks like Baba Booie's kid. Only, that's an insult to Baba Booie. Looks like Baba Booie.

And that's an insult to Bob Bowie? Stop it. Get some help. It's like a flip cartoon. Oh, so well done. Sheet Shitters said, thanks for pointing that together. And I picked up that time watching it that only twice John really actually got the joke. The joke was that super.

Susanna fucked Gary Delabate. Yeah. That was the joke that I was making. And maybe it's not a joke. I don't know. On the 47th time, he's like, oh, I get it now. Oh, I see what you did there. If he didn't get it, why does he think it's okay to insult Bababooie and his kids?

Why is that okay? I don't know. I don't understand any of it. I love it, though. This is another thing that cropped up recently as people are going back and looking through the archives of Suttering John. And he's been taking it. everything down. I think Shulie scared him.

I think he's concerned the Shulie's going to sue him for using DJ Dabble's music. Because the Shulay Network owns all the copyrights on that stuff. So John's has been mass taking videos down off of his page. But people still find this stuff.

And it's very interesting. I remember this era very well. This era of stuttering John and Cheats Shitterson posted this on X, this is John breaking the law, I believe. This is him breaking the law.

It's definitely scummy. Oh, I did get the naked pictures of Carl's wife you sent. Thank you. Those were good. I don't think you should release them, but I appreciate it. Oh, I might.

I might think you should. No, I might think because I'm telling you. I explained to you that you shouldn't, but I mean. Well, why? If he's going to fucking trash my kids, why shouldn't I release, you know, the pictures?

of his wife naked. Why not? Because of the law. Because of revenge porn being against the law is the reason why you wouldn't want to do that. But I remember playing this at the time when John was talking about this. I think I looked it up. I think even threatening revenge porn is a crime.

Yeah. You know, it makes sense that it would be. Just like, yeah, you know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to do this horrific thing to your wife. Yeah, threatening any crime is a crime. Yeah, right. So that's, that's, That's a little bit odd. They drew first blood is not a legal precedent to stand on. That got out of my attorney's radar this past week.

So I thought I'd share that just to remind people what that's, what he's up to over there on his YouTube channel, not too long ago. All right, you guys want to talk about Stephanie Miller? Yes. Of course, John had a limited run with the Stephanie Miller program. And during that time, he was. uh booking the guests and so a lot of the people who come on the show he's got a connection with Heather McDonald is no exception to that and they're drinking shardinay you know this is a happy hour show and so they convince Heather McDonald like yeah have a glass of shardinay she

likes wine but uh she's a little apprehensive because like well you know I have other things to do today I don't really want to just sit here and get day drunk with you guys but uh eventually she comes along. We just bent her to our will like a moment ago. She's like, no, no, I just have tea. I had a team. I have meetings and stuff. And I'm like, just have a drink.

We're enablers. We're the biggest enablers ever. But you've been at my parties and you and I have gotten inebriated. Very fun parties. So John immediately, this is like the first thing that happens on the show, talks about her getting inebriated at his house. And she can't even look at him. She's talking to him and looking down like,

Yeah, they're really fun parties, John. Why would you bring that up? Do you have a celebrity on the show, the guest? And the first thing you bring up is how wasted they get at your house. But John thinks that's cool. Oh, yeah. So he's like, oh, Stephanie, you're going to love this bitch. She gets blackout drunk.

I mean, titties are popping out. You wouldn't believe the kind of shit she's doing. And also, she won't get drunk for you, Stephanie. But for me and my house, she's plastered. Yeah. So it gets way worse than that Because I thought, well, that's not a cool thing to share with people I'd be annoyed if I went out of show

And the first thing that happens They talk about waste that I can't when I hang out with them But no, no, no, it gets much worse from there I remember once, this was so funny Because their kids were like, what, three and five? No, my kids are still horrible But they were on top of my pole table She was just older and horrible

She was busy drinking in like another room And I'm sitting there They can try they don't fall off my pool table Not only was she getting inebriated at John's house but she was being a horrible mother and not even paying attention to these kids who could hurt themselves

jumping around on John's pool table John had to swoop in and save these kids from this awful parenting That's a lot to think about It's a crazy thing to say And John decides to double down on it I'm sitting there

I'm like what the fuck is the mom? Yeah Where is it that? I'm not a parent, so I'm like that, too. They're just hanging out, chicken. You know, in case you guys didn't understand that, I was saying that Heather McDonnell's a horrible mother. And her husband's no better at parenting, because he's also getting plastered. Let me just remind everyone that even at the time, I'm going, where the fuck are these kids' parents?

Because this is out of control. This is irresponsible. What an asshole. I know. Who invited kids to this pot? I mean, what does he think he's doing here? Does he think he's being fun? Does he, is he, like, trying to hurt her and make her feel bad?

What does he try to accomplish with them? He's saying things that he believes make him look cool and disguising them as humor. And every time he laughs, his eyes are looking around going, are they buying this? Because he just needs to say, like, you know, the amount of money in his bank account and everything is going to come back to, I have to just say this number, no matter what. Yeah. So he's like, I have cool parties at my house, and she's at those cool parties at my house. but he can't stop himself from just throwing people under the bus, just making them look like assholes.

But it turns out that John doesn't have the same connections in Hollywood that he used to, and him and Heather are friends going back of ways, as you can tell here, and John decides to use the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour show to start networking. 99% of the parties we get invited to, it's because of me. Right, okay. Is Liz still working for the Kardashians? Yes.

Oh, she is. Yeah, yeah, she's doing really well. Because I tried to reach out to Caitlin and I can't get a hold of her. She doesn't work with Caitlin. She works with Kylie and Kendall. Yeah. It's like, you know. Because I tried to get in touch with Caitlin.

So you know, okay, so your friend, so and so, she works with. So if I gave you a note, could you have Caitlin call me? Like if I gave you my number, because I've been trying to get in touch. But for whatever reason, my old friend Caitlin Jenner wants nothing to do with me. Geez, I wonder why. What, that would be? so this sparks a whole conversation about their connection to the Kardashians and apparently that's pretty much how they know each other is through the Kardashians when I say know each other

I'm talking about John and Heather so this starts a conversation about you know does Heather still hang out with Chris Jenner and these people I just I think I just had my baby and Susanna was still pregnant or vice versa yeah yeah and so then and then throughout the years we've just like run around the same kind of social circles. But do you hear from the Kardashians anymore? Yeah. Oh, really?

I don't. I'm friends with Chris. Yeah, I'm friends with Chris. What sort of? You still hang out with our celebrity friends that we're hanging out with? Yeah, of course I do. I'm still a celebrity.

I'm so lonely. I know. What a cope that is. Why did he say? Because I don't. Why would he admit that? So he's hurt. yeah he's lost all the relationships he had he lost his wife because these were couples that were

hanging out together so he's hurt that like him and susanna broke up and he lost all the friends in the relationship present day john would never admit that he still had hope that's true like back then he was still doing stuff he worked for the stepney miller show so he can say that but yeah now it's all about like no they love me i still have their boat dresser Yeah, and I felt like he started it like that. Like, this is going to be so impressive when we're talking on about first name basis, about these Kardashian people and I seem so insider. But then he was just like, they blocked me.

So Stephanie asks Heather about, hey, so you've good friends with Chris, did she give you a heads up on Bruce transitioning? Did you know that was going to happen? Listen to how John reacts to this. I didn't get complete confirmation until I saw the Vanity Fair. Oh, really? Wow. Even at the ice skating thing, you were like, wow, he likes wearing spandex a lot for a dude.

You know, at the ice skating thing. Why is John laughing so hard because it's a trans person now? Because he's in on it. It's his friends. It's his family. It's inside jokes about celebrities he knows. So he gets it. No, I think it's because it's a trans person because.

Oh, okay. I was trying. I know, Anna, I know what you mean. But listen to how John reacts when he finds out that Heather has met, Caitlin Jenner. Now remember John was friendly with Bruce Jenner. They were on I'm a celebrity. Get Me Out of Here Together and they hung out since then. But listen to how John reacts when he finds out that she met Caitlin. I did meet Caitlin for the first time. Oh, you have? Yes, at the Christmas Eve party. Oh my God. How was that? I mean, you know, she looks great. I mean, you know, and you'd think that she was talking about a space alien. He's like, whoa, you met Caitlin Jenner. What was that like? What's that all about? It's like, well, it's the person that you knew. I identify as a different gender now. Also, I was talking to Stephanie.

Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. It's nothing to do with you at all. And also, that was the party John used to go to every year with Susanna. It was the Christmas party. So that's why she looked to him. Oh, no, you weren't there. Right.

Also, John finds out that his old buddy Bruce, maybe him and John weren't as tight as he thought they were. The for sure, for sure, it's happening was when he was caught painting. his nails. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And then the final, obviously, was when I saw that. And he started smoking cigarettes, which I was like, what? No, he always smoked. Did he? He never smoked with me. I saw him smoke when he was, um... Now, we're talking about cigarettes. Cigarettes. Cigarettes, yes. I had a big crush on him. Cigarettes, right, because the alternative would be pot. Real edgy stuff. Good, good stuff there, John.

If Bruce didn't smoke with John, I guess he doesn't smoke. I don't, because John was a cigarette smoker at this time. He talks about it a lot because whenever his OCD forced him, when he smoked a cigarette, he can only have one beer during it. Oh, yeah. So you're going to finish his beer with the cigarette. I forgot about that. What a crazy OCD thing to have.

It's an expensive habit, but it's worth it. My OCD is when I started a line of blow, I have to immediately cut up a second line. I have to bang abroad. I'm ready to go. I have to call my dope dealer and get more. It's an OCD thing. Happens every time. It's so weird.

So anyway, I just thought that was really funny. He was like, he didn't smoke cigarettes. Like, oh, yeah, no, he smoked a other time. Not with me. Right. Yeah. He looked for any excuse. I'm like, yeah, I'm not even Nick Fitting right now.

I'm fine. It's good. I don't know how to hang out with you out of the backyard. It seems like it doesn't matter what they're talking about. There's a timer going off where he has to make some sort of noise. Yes. He has to say, hey, remember me. I'm here.

Oh, it happens nonstop because this whole conversation, this whole interview, it's an hour long. It's very much Stephanie and Heather are engaged and John just budding in. And you're going to see a lot of examples of that. Heather starts talking about a friend of hers who was sexually harassed at work. And they're talking about how difficult it is for a woman to report on something like this, especially in show business. You get this big job. It's your dream job. Now the boss is sexually harassing you.

what do you do complain and get blackballed and never work again how do you handle that sort of thing listen to liberal john melendez how he reacts to this this was a great job for her it was fashion yeah and she's so excited to meet the boss and he grabs her tit and you know clearly he made it and just one of them i just i think it was just one i think it was one john's like does that even count she was very tall he was very little i don't know I don't know that he could grab. It was one tit grab. Oh, okay.

And she, and I go, oh, my God. What are you going to do? Are you going to, like, what are you going to do? And she's like, she was crying and she goes, I love this job. John's not picking up. Heather was trying to be cool with it. Like, okay, I'm on a comedy show, you know. And then John, like, keeps it going.

She's like, ah, ha, ha, ha, I would have grabbed her ass and shut my finger in a bottle, hey, hey, you know. Yeah, right. And she's just going, so anyway, my friend is crying, and she doesn't know what to do or I can't and solar, because this is an awful thing that's going on. And the guy who had to replace him at the board is looking like, who the fuck is this ogre next to me? He hates it.

John's like in that guy's personal space. He's a very cramped area. They weren't supposed to have another person over there. He was supposed to be the guy running the board. And John doesn't give a fuck. And his bodyling and his posture is constantly shutting him out. It's constantly turning his back to him. We're going to see more examples of that.

You can see his stroke hand for. He has a pen, like, locked inside of it, like John McCain. Oh, you're right. It's very, the whole thing is. Yeah. Very weird. All right. So, John decides to take over the interview.

It's about time. We get the hard-hitting questions coming in. And, you know, I've watched John stand up a few times. So I wasn't shocked by this question, but maybe not the most appropriate thing to do. So, so. I'm sure my legend lived on. Yes. So how long you've been married?

I've got to ask you this. 15 years. Are you still having sex on a regular base? Oh, for God's sakes, John. Yes. Don't. It's not as often as it used to be that. Of course not.

It's a lot about... But are you happily married? Yes. You know, I really feel... There's no such thing. I feel like there's... It's such a hack joke. He's literally just doing crowd work now

with Heather McDonald. You're still? fucking are you happy there's all those things a happy marriage am I right I was I was married 13 years three good years fuck yeah Jesus he's such a hack

the hackiest things so then Heather goes on because she's just like yeah I am she was on to explain that both of her parents died recently and it's brought a lot of trauma to their life and it's been like tough for her and so it's been hard for her to

connect and things like that And so John's father just passed away recently, too. I think it's going to get better. Yeah. I mean, I love... By the way, you're the first female comedian we've had in here that John has not said my father died this year where you fuck me. So, you know, he respects your marriage.

My father just died in November. It's awful. It is. I mean, you know, it's weird. It's very weird. Yeah, I can certainly relate. But, no, I mean, I love my husband. It causes me to start drinking.

I thoroughly trust my husband. We just, I think... good stuff yeah he's a little scamp yeah um stepney obviously called him on the trying to get laid with that line my dad just died you know which i'm sure is a great pickup line but it did allow him to use his ice just started drinking now because of that line which is also really good stuff i can really relate to your parent dine because my parent just died and if they hadn't i would have no idea what you're going through right good point so then heather's talking about how she's going on this excursion with her husband.

They're getting a hotel room. And she's like, whenever we go to a hotel room, we're definitely fucking. So, you know, there's that going on. And John turns us into the most hack sex jokes.

One has ever heard. Well, it's like, it's almost like, it's like, you know, you're paying for, like it's like almost like when the checkouts

about to happen. Yeah. And then you feel like the checkouts at 12, like 1140. You're like, do we want to get one more in? Like, we paid for this room.

like there's a lot of that the kids aren't here the kids are not there 20 minutes he lasts 20 minutes what a stud well you know you gotta get your shit together and get out by 12 out or like 11 50s like wow 1158 I would start

he's cracking himself up what he's saying here Chris is that he's a premature ejaculator and only lasts like a minute or two and he's hung like what I don't know man I'm so exhausted with this asshole

his joke's so suck so bad, and he's cracking himself up over them. 1158. It's like Ronnie Dangerfield's melting. It really does suck. So Heather then gets a

text or a phone call from her husband. She's like, oh, shit. Okay, I got to, I'll be right back. I got to go. And this is great because John gets lectured. Yay. As Heather's God. So Stephanie turns to John and tells him what's for. Everybody hold, please. Talk amongst your

Well, Heather deals with the domestic crisis. All right, so anyway, so Heather, I can't believe the first thing you fucking ask her is, does she fuck her husband anymore? That's terrible. Well, no, because... You're like, be careful about the Chelsea Handler stuff. And it's the first thing, do you fuck your husband still?

Are you happy? Do you love him? I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm trying to ease into the Chelsea stuff so she doesn't see it coming. Meanwhile, fucker. Just go right to full, little perv. Oh, hi, Heather.

I'm back. Hi, sorry. So John's not learning anything. No, and Stephanie, don't laugh. Don't let him off the hook. Right. So you just heard Stephanie set it up, like, all right, let's keep the conversation light because at this time, there is this public feud going on with Chelsea Handler and Heather

McDonald. He made out of wrote on Chelsea lately for seven years. And when the show disbanded, Heather McDonald made a comment in some interview. about I was afraid for my job Chelsea could be tough to work for and then Chelsea went on the Howard Stern show and called Heather McDonald out and so all the tabloids are picking up on this

and the entertainment shows they're talking about this feud between the two of them and you know how John feels about Chelsea Handler. So you just saw Stephanie with a quick chance to be like all right John, clear jets I really want to ease into this thing because this is kind of a big scoop right now

I want to get her take on the Chelsea Handler stuff. You just saw John not take any of that seriously. Watch what he does next. Yeah. I graduated at 2010. No, you did not. No, you did not. You fucking liar.

Okay. So how'd you like, you know, had you like the whole thing on Chelsea? You wrote there. I'll get to that, you motherfucker. So let's talk about. It's a show. So I just, you were, okay, both of your parents were real estate agents and you became a real estate agent as well.

Adam, could you believe that? She just told him, I'm trying to work to something here. We're easing into this thing. And John interrupts a conversation about they both went to USC, and they're talking about that. And John interrupts with, so anyway, Chelsea Handler, go. Willful disobedience. Wasn't even a question. Just brought it up and somebody was like, what the fuck?

We just talked about this. He was being bold. He heard her. And he was like, watch this. You're going to love this. This is going to work. I am Howard Stern. Right.

And then she's just too chicken. I'm going to bumrush her. She's not going to see it coming. And then I'm, they're all going to carry me away and chant my name. He's so stupid. So finally, Stephanie's ready to talk about this with Heather. And it's an awkward transition. John has to insert himself.

Fucking asshole. All right. So as John so delicately brought up. Let's talk about Chelsea Handler. No, I mean, I mean, you were there for seven years. Well, listen, you were on Chelsea lately. A lot of people know you. You were a fantastic writer on the panel.

I was there from day one and writing and producing the show. So that was so clunky. And a lot of this is John's fault. Not all of it is John's fault. But so quunky. So your parents are both real estate agents. We could, you have to go there. Get ready to the meat of this.

But so that. And Stephanie, who I pointed out a number of times on the show, sucks at this job. And this is an absolute terrible question. I gave you guys the background. If you didn't know this background and you were just listening to the show, as most people are, you'd go, what the fuck just happened? I thought all these stories get blown out of proportion because you said something, got taken out of, you know, context. Then Chelsea said something back and then, but I think it's important for you to defend yourself. So what happened was.

So I understand there's a thing that's going on And this other person has a thing And they said stuff and you said stuff Like what's that all about That was actually more eloquent That's an insane question right there Fucking ask it or don't Both of them

John was terrible like so Chelsea go And somebody's just like yeah So things were said and stuff's happening John I got this So duh They both stink at this She's trying to pick up the pieces of this shit, John

just laid. She's stumbling to try. And you know, John's like, well, they're talking about it. I did it. I made it happen. It's my bit. Well, John's got a joke now that we're talking about Chelsea Handler and I call this clip, bombs away. I got fired. I opened

for three dog night in Las Vegas and I got fired after the first night. You made it to one of the dogs. Oh my God. The dogs loved me. The manager did not. Why is he crack? It doesn't even make sense. It doesn't. for three dog night

after one night so it was just one of the dogs they're both numbers I'm not a math major you know what am I talking about you don't understand dog math maybe that would talk math all right so they're talking about

stories that end up in the entertainment bags and they're talking about tabloids and things and stories that they've been involved in both Stephanie Miller and Heather and of course John has to insert himself in this conversation. Apparently, I was trying to steal her husband backstage in my late night show and got into a big fight with her. Well, I'm very...

I never met her and she was never there. But anyway, so I've only been at the time once and I know it was total bullshit. So I'm like, and first, oh my God. And I mentioned I'm a homo gay. Okay, anyway. I told you that when I was in the taboids, I was in for the 2008 worst beach bodies in the world. Oh, well, that's true. That's true. That was true. No, that part's true.

Okay, so here's the thing. Okay. You're not, I'm this. I mean, who cares? He's just feels he needs to insert himself and he's now doing a complete full court press on the poor guy behind now look at it he's completely got his back turned to him almost pushing into him it's officially a tackle it's a hip check yeah what's he doing all right so now we got a piece uh peek at horny john you always love it when horny john comes out heather obviously has dealt with john for a long time like we said they have a history friendly relationship so she's

steam rolls right over this, which is smart. Then there was another scene where we did a whole storyline where Chelsea takes a picture of my vagina and it gets on the internet and Julianna Rancic takes credit for it. And then I go, she took all my publicity. So like my character. This is the thing that John was doing in early episodes of this, that would get everyone to stop and be like, whoa, what do you just say? You're talking about her vagina?

And at this point, Heather knows not to give this any air. Stephanie's over it. So John's still doing the same shtick. Whoa, it's a picture of your vagina. Oh, what's that all about? And never, I was just like, all right, just how others telling a story. Shut up. Yeah, I already said vagina, so it's out there.

Right, we're shocked. Yeah, it's good stuff. The whole point was to get her to talk about Chelsea Handler. She's finally talking about Chelsea Handler and John's like, I was once in the newspaper. Yep. Oh, yeah. John keeps trying to insert himself into this conversation. And even when they are talking about Chelsea Handler, of course, you know John

loves to trash Chelsea has a whole chapter at his book sure is about what a C word she is well I did meet Chelsea once and I don't want to say anything I don't know her

well I do we were on so he's already like putting that in there like Stephanie knows that they've had this conversation before I do all right so can we finally find out what John's problem

with Chelsea Handler is he's talking to a woman who worked for for seven years on the show and was a regular on that show but no let's let's find out what John's big beef is with Chelsea

I just like And not to And this has nothing to do with you Yeah Because you know I've known Chelsea as well And I've had Her on my tour You know on my comedy tour

And you know I can I could I can tell you that Me and Susanna You know my ex-wife Would have dinner with Chelsea And we would hang out with Chelsea And then when we were at Chloe's wedding

She just ignored my wife Like as if As if she didn't exist she just totally and that's not you I'm just because I don't want to incriminate you but that's just her MO and it has been the MO by a lot of people including people that that have helped her really helped her and I don't want to mention names but people who have helped her and she just me she blows them off so Anna were you ready for that that was a big beef with Chelsea hadler they she wasn't all that respectful to his wife

at Chloe Kardashian's wedding? He did the same thing to Mark Marin about Sam Kinnison. Yeah. Marin, who like really knew the guy, John, and who hung out with him sometimes at the Stern Show, and John's telling Mark what Sam was like. And Mark's like, yeah, okay, go ahead. He's like, you know, there's a lot of other people

that worked with her professionally that have the same thing to. Yes, her, the woman you're explaining this to, who's in the middle of that fucking story. Right. Also, no one's treated Susanna worse. than John has. Yeah.

All of a sudden he's concerned about her feelings. That's what struck me the most. Yeah. Like, yeah, that poor woman, I agree. There were months where she couldn't eat and Chelsea didn't send the dime. I mean, honestly,

if you went to Susanna and you went, what are your thoughts on Chelsea Handler? She hasn't thought about Chelsea Handler in a decade. She'd be like, oh, yeah, I don't know. What do you think about your ex-husband, John? That piece of shit? That scumb bag who moved to Florida

so you never had to pay me a fucking dime of all the money owes me and back child support alimony, that piece of crap? Allegedly. Allegedly. YouTube's terms of service. YouTube's terms of service.

John knows who's had a lot of money in a boxing ring. YouTube's terms of service. All right, so then John's starting to crack himself up here, and he looks back to his buddy, the board app, for approval. This is... Oh, you're still there? This is great.

No. did not. No, that's impossible. I did not. No, no. No, and she was fantastic. She was, it's just that, what was she worried? What was she worried? Oh, God.

Jesus Christ. He's like, you laughing at my jokes? Like, no. No one is laughing at your jokes, John. No one is. No one likes it. He's busy lowering your microphone. Here's something that will shock everyone.

Because, you know, John is a stand-up comic. And I am a podcast. podcaster. One of the things that I do is I listen to other people's podcast. Now, sometimes it's a homework assignment. Other times, it's for enjoyment. So I like podcasts. And I learned from them. I learned how to get better at podcasting, be more compelling, interesting, all those kinds of things. So I wonder what John does when it comes to stand-up comedy. I don't know, but I never watch comedy specials. I try not to watch comics because I don't want to ever, you know, be accused of, like, stealing something. I just want to write up on my own. A lot of

people do that? I don't feel that way. I like to listen. Yeah, but then, like, you know, because of you. But then sometimes you might, then I'm like, I love Heather dismissing John. So John's trying to talk about the way he handles his craft and his approach to it. And Heather, McDonald's actually a stand-up comic, actually performs places as a headliner, turns to Stephanie, goes, yeah. So anyway, what I, blah, blah, blah, blah, and John's still trying to talk is she just cuts him off. I liked that dynamic on this show a lot, because she knows if you give John a little bit of attention, he'll ruin everything. So just even if you don't.

I know. He'll try anyway. It doesn't matter. So the very end of the show, this is my favorite clip. Very end of the show, she's plugging the books that she's written. And so she's going through her plugs. And John says, the most inappropriate thing possible. It's my inappropriate life.

And you'll never blue ball in this town again, which is all. All of my dating and SC and 90s life is the blue ball one. I'm getting that. I'm getting that immediately. As your husband read the book, him, I'm like, oh, fuck. No, he did like it. He liked it. He liked, look, look at her.

So can I just plug some? I marry a slot. Send him on. Yes. Can I plug some days? Yes, please. The guess that John booked out in the show, the way he ends the interview. It was like, it's your husband upset.

He married a slut. he's a miracle i can't believe he doesn't work on a show anymore can't believe he hasn't been hired to do more podcasts and radio shows it's not incapable of being embarrassed he should be embarrassed it's wildly embarrassing to talk to a guest like the audience in that room is that they would like that joke who does he think the audience of the show is that they would like that joke he's not thinking about that yeah he's incapable of thinking there's that too that's really The main problem.

All right. At this time, I want to bring in our review girls who are very festive on this Halloween week. Megan is here. Happy Halloween. Megan, are you going to suck our blood? Maybe. If you want. I hope so.

And Annie is here as well. Boo, hello. Boo, hello. Hello. Great to see you both. Thanks for being here. we have a very important game because Cardiff is letting us down

so thank God we have Megan here I'll be the vampire too yes right you're taking care of everything for us today thank you because we have a game to play is it weird or is it gay what we'll let us say today is gay

that's the winner I do love that one all right so this is a game where we have to figure out if Aaron's going to call something gay or not because he has no creativity and he thinks everything is gay and Megan has put together five rounds of is it gay and then we have the bonus round worth three points so people can stay in the game even if you suck round one let's win this thing uh Midland Armory in the chat says yep the company is called

Berna B-Y-R-N-A so you go there could get you solved pepper balls that's what you need that's what you Well, it functions like a real pistol, but it shoots a ball that it's, you know, pepper balls, and it's powered by a CO2 cartridge. So it's, uh, it's completely non-lethal. Are non-lethal Berna defense pistols gay? Adam. It's pretty gay. Carl. It's not weird.

I'm going to say gay. Chris. Not gay. Annie. Somehow he thinks it's gay Oh, not lethal Yeah, definitely gay All right, Chris is the outlier

But oh my God, could it be effective? Gay Gail it All right Chris, try to go against the grain I'm trying Thought he could pick up a point on us early on I just don't understand gay

You obviously don't You need to hang with Aaron for a little while I'll find out what's gay what's not gay round two and yes weaponized justice for political gain

she said that she just said that thing she said that she sees people weaponizing justice for political gain which makes it very clear Letitia James does own a mirror

good good Imagine the balls it takes. Imagine the gall on this lady to say that with a straight face. Although I don't blame her. If I had a bunch of dumb seals, just clapping when I said that, why not?

Is weaponizing justice for political gain gay? Annie. Uh, not gay. Chris. Not gay. Carl I don't know how this could be gay

but I'm going to go with gay Adam Not gay All right Let's find out You can get away with it God damn It was nothing

It was nothing at all Damn it Just goddamn All right I took a shot at that one Round three coming up I'm talking about the Maori Yeah

You know, the whole point of colonialism, you know, people point to how evil colonialism is and that these European countries came in and colonized all these areas. Like Britain got New Zealand in Australia, right? And that was terrible. That was awful. They brought in all these white colonizers, these white settlers. And New Zealand became this white country when it was the Maori before that, these tribes' people, and they were proud, fierce warriors.

Are British colonizers gay? Chris? Yes. Yes, they are. Annie? But yes, by default. Carl. I don't think so, because you wouldn't colonize very long.

It wouldn't be a long-term stretch. Oh, literal Carl. It would be a long-term stretch. I'd say no. All right. Adam. Yeah, that's gay. All right.

Not fierce enough for a bunch of foppish gay British dudes with muskets to be able to conquer their whole country, but it's beside the point. All right, I guess that's gay. I forgot they were British in my defense. I forgot which colonizers we were talking about there. No, they were foppish. God damn it. All right.

Well, I've lost two in a row. We're on to round four. What does the score, producer, Chris? Adam and Annie have three apiece. You and I have two. Wait, I have two. You got one. You have two.

I have one. I'm just not used to this. I know. Jesus H. Christ wants to know, will Kiki be providing a sex visit? She hasn't told me she is. So if Kiki is, planning a sex visit, I will say it will be

a complete surprise if Kiki is planning a sex visit. So, is sex with Kiki gay? Look, if you know anything, let me know. I would have to say no, I am a taken man. But it would, I mean,

it feels good to be wanted. But I don't believe that Kianu is planning a a sex visit. As a matter of fact, I don't know if they have I could look on the website again. I don't think they have anything specifically called

a sex visit. Look in the brochure. All right. Are sex visits gay? Adam. It's a conjugal visit. And no, they don't have them in jails because they're for a short time. And maybe this

is why your girlfriend was crying in the car. I'm going gay. Carl. Not gay. Chris Not gay Annie A sex visit for Aaron

Definitely gay Okay I don't think they want to encourage That sort of thing Not gay was the answer I mean the gay sex is happening Within the jail I would imagine

What do I know though I'm kind of Round 5 coming up And then we got our bonus round. Soon for defamation because of that employee, this is what would happen. This would set a presence.

He's right. I mean, the whole point of having a corporation is it protects you as an individual if you do something fucky. They can't go after your business and vice versa. If your business does something, you can't go after the person. In this, they said, oh, no, they're one and the same. It's like, well, that's not right. That should be illegal.

You can't do that. I just did. Guilty by association. Is it gay to have your company? Company sued when you've used your personal freedom of speech to raise concerns. Annie. That sounds pretty gay. Chris.

Gay. Carl. That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys. I'm going gay. Adam. Gayest thing I've ever heard. It's not like he was like, use the promo code, voting machine. Machines are fucking gay, and I'll give you 20% off a pillow and a dog.

I'm not even sure. I'm not even sure if that answered the question of is it gay or not, but I like it. I like it. All right. What's the score right now? We have a three-point round coming up for the final round. Let's see. Everyone's got four.

You got three. Is that true? Oh. Yeah. Wow. Okay. So it's anyone's game here. The bonus round is a little bit different.

It's not, is it gay? It's going to be multiple choice. we're going to find out once we get to the prompt and we'll have choices at what Aaron thinks this is so let's get to the setup. By the way, for all of you who run Twitter accounts, you know, the toe is back, return of the toe,

all that. Let's get that breaking news out there right now and write it the way you're going to write it, which is M. Holt claims not to be sodomized on the inside. So that answers questions. On the outside, he's

sodomized regularly. Right. You know, I was upset. I was like, do they not like me? I've got a lifestyle to maintain guy. Does Aaron think he's good, cool, or on the same level? Adam. I'm going to go with good.

Carl. I'm going to go with cool. Chris. I'm sorry, what was the last option? On the same level. I'm going to cool. Annie. I guess I'll take on the same level.

Damn, you, producer, Chris, now I can't win. All right, let's find out. Is what's going on? I thought we were cool. Yes. By the way, for all of... All right. That was confusing right there.

A little bit. I'm not even sure what he was talking about. Which makes you gay. Producer Chris is our winner today, everybody. Yay. No, not who's there gay. Oh, what kind of pumpkin is that? This is my Aaron pumpkin.

I painted at an event I did last week. A pumpkin painting. It looks just like him. Yeah. Hey, yo, is that radio? Is that radio? That's radio. You can see he's missing tooth.

His little herpy and his little... Is that a little jizz there? No. Yeah, he's got jizz all over his face. Seems kind of gay. So, very good. Yay. Well, thank you for bringing a pumpkin.

Aaron and the game is it gay. We appreciate that. Do we have any recent comments on our Spotify episodes? Yes, we do. People listen on Spotify to the show. You can also comment on the individual episodes. And our friend, Megan, is here to read those for us. First one I have is from Baby Butter's.

I realized that listening to WAT, is just like trying to masturbate while on three psych meds. Did I waste my time? Yes. Did I have fun? Not really. Will I do it again? Probably.

That is actually, that was for WATB? P. Sorry. Oh. Okay. Of course, that's a little tight, so it's hard to breathe. I was like, that's permanent.

It's apt. I went up to update our website. Is that our new tagline? That's pretty good. I like that. Next one. is from Kenny

I'm glad Carl stopped unaliving review girls I've grown fond of Megan and Annie Yes well Watch yourselves watch your backs Remember what happened to Vic Yes it is great to have you both here And last one is from

Man of Men Hey Carl Fuck you, love the show New game show idea called What Did John Say where you play a clip of John reading a chat with his mush mouth and the guests trying to decipher what he actually read, then the actual chat is revealed at the end of the round. Also, we should start calling it the Ron and Opie Show and watch Opie Seed.

Hi, Megan. Hello. That's how you get your comments read right there, acknowledge Megan. But no, I like that a lot, especially with John's drunk streams we've been doing lately. Oh, yeah. We can find a lot of examples. We just listened to the audio, try to figure out what he's saying. That's actually a very good idea. And also, I want to acknowledge how he started that with a...

Fuck you! Right back at you, buddy. Thanks for listening. Thanks for commenting. Andy, do we have any new reviews? Yes, we do have a new review. Actually, two of them over on Apple slash iTunes, whatever you still call it. This one is a little...

I guess, poorly timed. It comes in from Zo Mojo, now with double the game shows. Come with a banter as a host review, Odd Podcast, and stay for the developing love story between Lady Kay and Adam. Will Rob Saul finally act on his desires derailing this match made in heaven? You'll have to tune in to find out, three stars. There's a lot of different storylines going on. It is very much like a soap opera over here.

And a game show. All in one. Who doesn't want to have a game show? game show soap opera i know i always did unfortunately no double game shows this week was that do you say it was three stars yeah that's what they said what do they actually give us five stars nice thank you very good the other one comes in from natural mike saying i'd rather spend eight days in minnesota jail a room full of rochester fours spending two hours seeing who can laugh loudest at their own jokes they produce so much spit and saliva they need a squeegee to clean

it all up at the end. Host Carl should take a hint from his radio idol and broadcast from a more professional setting, like a busy Manhattan Street with pro gear, cameras and mics, duct tape, and laptops. Sounds a lot like a five-star review. That is a five. That's well done. Thank you very much for posting that. Annie, anything you're promoting this week? Yes. Following this live show episode, I'm going to be going live, doing a What's This Game review covering dead space with mondays weekly if you didn't catch it live it'll be on my youtube channel or the what's this game youtube channel find it on insanity dot com i ns a n n e it yi dot com

that was a really good uh promo right there i was impressed very professional adam anything you're promoting yeah i want to promote annie's appearance on schmuel buckman's program she had a lot of great things to say and it was a really wonderful appearance also i did appear on lucy does dabalvers That was a very enlightening podcast. Also, friend of the show, you might remember from the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour, Jessica Michelle Singleton, who joined us to review her episode, is premiering her stand-up special on YouTube tomorrow at 2 p.m. 11 Pacific, and I encourage all of you to check it out and to support her how she supported us.

Yes. Let's definitely check that out. What's her YouTube channel? Do you know? No idea. But Jessica Michelle Singleton. All right. We'll definitely find that.

Give her a thumbs up and a follow and check out her stand-up special because she was great when she came on the show. Maybe we'll have her back on again sometime. That'd be the best. That would be great. All right. You guys ready for a voicemail segment? Yeah. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a minute. Rock and rolla. The rock and rolla voicemail segment dedicated to Gary in San Diego. A question for Adam Bush coming in. Hey, this is for Adam Bush. So I just came out of a medieval times, and I'm wondering, like, what, do you guys, like, actors, like, think of that, like, theater or, like, more like WWF wrestling? Like, I'm curious to hear of thoughts, because that was a very fun show, but I'm just like, this is like WWE, but they're acting.

So I don't know. Let me know. Yeah, I think it falls in that world. It's like, you know, you can play music on a cruise, and that's one kind of gig. can play music in a stadium you can do that sort of thing uh for people having dinner you can do it uh as part of a shakespeare thing it's all acting gigs i knew you to answer like that has anyone else ever been to medieval times i'm looking at you megan you look like you are medieval times person i went once uh back in like 2012

it was it was fine i don't really remember much of it but it was it was fun what about um what's the one that john was doing someone in Tina's... Tony and Tina's wedding. That's an off-Broadway play. I got dragged to that. I can't remember why or how. But I got dragged to one of those dinner theater things

where it's like you're at a pretend wedding. Yeah, right. And it was like all mafia related or something, but there was like the over-the-top flamboyant gay guy who was part of the wedding too was the comic relief. So embarrassing. It's so bad. Food was terrible too.

It's always terrible. It's always so bad. King of Portugal, your accent is tough, slowed out a little bit. Like, I couldn't decipher anything he was saying to me. He has a couple of voicemails that I'm not going to play because I couldn't figure it out. But Paco calling into the show. Yeah, I was so proud. This is Paco.

I was listening to the Opie segment of Saturday, and, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's exhausted for his wife's birthday. He has to dig her up. You know, any older man that has to dig a person out of a grave to celebrate their birthday, I'm sure that would be tiring for any older man. And he had to re-pucking fill it. You know what I'm saying? That's probably why, dude. All right, man.

I'll see you guys later. Shout out to the producer Chris. I'll see you guys. Yes, I know what you were saying. You don't have to keep asking. That was a good observation that none of us. came up with John they're open he was so exhausted from his wife's wedding yeah I mean a lot of digging yeah even locating the location where she he bears everything he cares about

porn she's in tin foil so right it's a lot of foil good call there are chats coming into his each live stream of his at least a handful going where are the bodies show yeah that is fun you guys are weird yeah does anthony say that you know you don't trust to pin everything on Anthony. Not this time. This is a perfect voicemail, in my opinion. It gets the job done.

Yeah, I just wanted to hear my voice in the show. Hi, Adam Bush. You're looking well. Chris? Perfect. I like the honesty of that one. Hello. Okay. So when I first heard of Gino, he was doing

stuff with Anthony Coomia on his compound network and all that. Then he stopped doing that, and now he's doing shit with Aaron. Now he stopped doing shit with Aaron for the most part. And now he's doing shit with Stuttering John. I think by New Year's, Grandhawks, they had the latest. We will see the Opie and Gino show. Like, Rod the waiters are mouthing off, right? So, yeah, Opie's got to be looking for a replacement. All right? Thank you, fuck you, bye. I like the sound of that.

You don't think so? They would drive each other nuts. Yeah, that's true. Judo probably talk a little bit too much for Opie's liking. Yeah, I don't think it'll last. Ron's not that far off. Well, yeah, what does last. Yeah. So I like that idea, though. It's fun.

Nate from Flint calling in. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. I'm officially committing my life savings to the next go fund to me to make Carl a celebrity, just so we can stick it in stuttering fuckface's face. Carl, I'm also working on a really hacky sitcom script. You're going to play a film. musician. Your wife is going to play a boss, babe, who's out of your league. And Chris is going to play the rickish best friend who's all about the ladies for obvious

reasons. Sounds like a good idea. It does. Yep. Please send that along to us. Preacher Christmas reminded me that we're going to change things up this weekend because D.Sups are performing in Buffalo. Saturday afternoon, four to seven, no cover charge, flying bison brewery, stop by, say hello, watch them, instrumental music with Chris, myself, Lucy Typebox, Kroche, well, I'll be there. So we're going to do a podcast this weekend on Friday on Halloween because usually I do the creep off at noon on Fridays. We have a bonus show.

But we did Weight Watchers today as our bonus show this week. So we're going to do, who are these podcasts? Friday at noon Eastern time. You can watch that live if you're on our Patreon or our YouTube channel, but it'll come out as a regular or show nonetheless. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's happening.

That's a programming note. I don't even know if the people on the show know that, but I just announced it, so now it's official. Yeah. Now it's happening. Plans I got to cancel now. Monday's going into the show. Hey, Carl, it's Mondays. Yeah, so now that it's known that Ava lives near Knight, this is even if you're, I bet money on this,

John will try to use Ava to reconnect with Knight, whether he actually wants to. wants to, you know, reconnect with his son or he just wants to say that he still talks to his kids. Like, uh, there's not a down in my mind.

He's going to try pulling this at some point. All right. Call me black. All right. Sounds good. Mondays. That's an interesting theory. It's very possible that John sees his opportunity now.

We have his best buddy Ava lives right down the street from his son, Knight, who he's lost touch with. Maybe John would want to visit Abba. Maybe go on a dinner date. or something. Maybe stalk the house, a million dollar home that night lives in. I don't know. There's lots of weird possibilities going on. Adam, I know you want to say something right now. I could see it on your face. You want to say something. I'm not going to. You're

holding back. I just want everyone to be happy. Suttering Vic, when are we getting Annie's nudes on Patreon? Annie is either passed out or froze. Bad timing. Everyone's talking to Andy, Andy dressing up as a man for Halloween since Chad's missing up her lip. Oh, no, I think we lost Annie. She's like Bill Burr. If you could hear her retorts, you wouldn't be able to stand it. Oh, yeah, she's writing some good roast jokes right now. Chance missing up, up, almost time for Adam's yearly Halloween tweet.

That is true. Do you tweet on Halloween? I do. Is it your only tweet of the year or something? No, but I'm pretty consistent with it. Oh, okay. Well, we'll all look forward to that. Patrick Melton is live right now.

Finally, someone's talking about Kiyadu. I'm just looking at the thumbnail. So yeah, Kiyahu's out there. So go check out. Nobody likes onions. Go watch his channel. Thank you so much for being here. And you have something to say?

No, I'm good. Oh, okay. You took a deep breath. I'm holding in my own rage. But John's doing with his kids. I'm just stuffing it down. And then I'm going to put some food on it. It'll be fine.

Okay, good. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I will say, and if you have something to say about how John's treating his kids, you could.

Just do it. Let's throw that out there. Okay, bye. Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom.

All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye.

Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Anybody care what this guy thinks? No!