Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep671 - StutJo, Patrick Michael, Paris Hilton, Meghan Markle

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

This week we check in on Stuttering John’s latest saga featuring Keanu Thompson going all in. Imagine thinking your best option is to team up with John. Ava Raiza told John that Kevin Brennan was wearing poopy diapers at John’s Stress Factory show and StutJo couldn’t wait to believe it. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss Meghan Markle’s latest failure, getting interviewed at the Fortune Most Powerful Women summit and falling flat on her face. Steel Toe had a great Monday show after his week in jail but by Wednesday he’s desperate for the goal. Producer Chris was checking out John Goblikon, Kristine Knowlton, Crissy Salem, and Frenchie Hana. Paris Hilton has a brand new affliction and somehow she is affected by it in ways that don’t actually exist.  Check out Lucy Tightbox - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/2ALupxKgFYc  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W-A-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Hello, everybody's a country. Welcome to another episode of Worthy's podcast. The only show is hosted by a gay club foot snagletooth. That's me. I'm your host, Carol, the $850,000 man with me this week. A woman is known for being extremely easy on the eyes.

From once over with Kaylee, it's Lucy Tightbox. Well, hello, and thank you for having me. Producer Chris is here as well. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Let's get right into it. I'm not going to dwell. I'm not going to dwell on this very log, but there is some really dumb shit going on with John and Nastyneal.

I think you saw this, Lucy. Oh, I sure did. Yeah. So there was a dumb thing where Nasty Neal won on MLC. a year ago and John brought it up recently and was upset for Rob Saul on Rob Saul's behalf because at the time Rob thought he had some kind of lawsuit or legal battle with Kevin that was completely made up anyway. None of it makes any fucking sense.

And so they had a big falling out on John's stream where Neil got kicked off the stream and then Neil went on T.S. on, which can you imagine being on that network? No. Holy shit. And I wouldn't associate with anyone who would. Right. That's what I'm saying. So Dave Sarah goes on in the chat on John's show on Wednesday and reminds John of the hypocrisy of the falling out that he's having with that nasty meal. Carmix is okay to come here, but Neil can't go on MLC.

I don't care if Neil did MLC. That wasn't the issue. Oh, I know what you're talking about. No, that's when. That's when Rob. Rob had a big problem with Pinky. And I was, and I was on, you know, I was, I was defending Rob. I can't even keep track of his own feuds with people.

I don't give a shit if he does that. Oh, no, that's the thing I'm mad at them for. Actually, no, no, no, that is exactly why I'm up. I got it, I got it. Whoops. Don't worry about it. Actually, you should worry about it. Right.

It was one of those. That's why I grabbed that clip. I got some weird random clips to begin with. Then we'll get into this new alliance job has with Keanu. and Ava. The three of them are killing it. Oh, yeah. It really is good stuff.

It's really good for the dabbleverse, I have to say. But first, I love when John answers questions like this on the fly. It's always fun to watch John's brain. I was going to say work. You be the judge. What are your top 10 TV shows of all time? You must be reading my mind. I was thinking about that.

The top 10, the top 10, you know, one of the funniest sitcoms, really. Okay, first off, you must be. reading right by that I was thinking about that. Do you ever sit around to think about your top 10 TV shows? I have never made a top 10 list at any point in my life. I have for my show. Yeah. I don't sit around and doodle like, what would number 9 be?

I mean, oh, and the family's good, but then you argue with yourself. Yeah. So, Jasmine, we're thinking about this. So he's ready to go, which is great. We also have to watch him counting his fingers, which is fun. Really, think about it. Definitely all in the family. Definitely the odd couple.

Right? The honeymoon is. There's three. That's a weird thing On his finger right here He gets these weird sores And that's a different one Right underneath the knuckle

Right off the bat Not even a question The Jefferson's Seinfeld Friends And I know I know I'm forgetting a lot MASH I love Lucy

you do thank you cheers oh the Mary Tyler Moore show Jesus that's a fucking weird I mean there's so many so weird choices I love Lucy I'm surprised that he listed anything that came out after 1980 He did he did get in Seinfeld and friends That's a weird one yeah he's a woman

So the question was your top 10 TV shows of all time And that was his list so this person comes back in the chat and reminds him he might have missed a show or two. Have you seen Breaking Bad Sopranos or The Wire? You know what? I'm one of the few that have never seen Breaking Bad. I've seen just about every one of the Sopranos. Oh, just about everyone?

I've never seen The Wire. Surpranos is one of those shows. Yeah, he missed a couple in a row. It's out of big deal. Catch right back out. The gist of it. so just no only the sopranos i've also never seen game of thrones and a lot of people tell me that i should i should have watched game of thrones but i never just got in i just never got

into it not being into the uh dragons and the and the medieval times and ladies and gentlemen coming to the stage very beautiful very talented keanu thompson how are you keanu what does that into is paying for hbl that's what we're really learning here because it's like you left the Sopranos and the WIRE. And so it turns out that John just can't afford to watch good television shows. Because earlier in the episode, someone asked him what streaming apps he pays for. James O. Sullivan, what streaming apps do you pay for? Amazon Prime.

Hmm. It's about it. Amazon Prime. Okay. I'll have to ask my mom. Right. Yeah. Well, it turns out, the reason why he's thinking about it is because he's been cut off recently. He used to have other apps. Not YouTube. Yeah, I think that's it. I used to have Disney Plus. I stopped that. I used to have Hulu. I stopped that.

Was Roku the other one? I can't remember. Sounds like John's been tightening his belt. Ray, but what are you going to tap 10 lawsuits? How do I know? Damn it, Ray. How do I know? Too many to count. John's just not picking up on anything that's going on in his chat, which is very fun.

So, yes, John obviously has been cut off from Disney Plus. The price is going up, son. We can't afford the Disney Plus. How can he leave? Leave off the Simpsons. Dude, are you kidding me with that fucking list? Well, South Park. What's weird about the list is he clearly misunderstood the question and didn't just think TV shows.

He clearly thought it was just sitcoms. But The Simpsons is obviously on that list. All right. We're going to debate the Simpsons, the three of us. I think we're all going to agree on this. I think we all are going to agree. I don't think we need to do this. What we don't agree on is whether or not John is a drunk.

Let's find out. Spider McGee, you buy cheap beer just to get drunk. You're a drunk. Even if this is the first beer, and it's 728 in the evening. How does that make me a drunk? Checkmate. Yeah. It's always good when someone calls you a drunk to take a big swing of your beer

after one. Fuck you, I'm not. And also have to say the time of day that it is in order to gratify yourself. Well, yeah, that's actually abnormal for him. He's usually day drinking. He's at the pub at 3 every day, which is why people think he's Maybe he's not a drunk anymore. Oh, right, because he doesn't start until 728 or whatever time he started his first beer.

All right. So you saw that he has his guest on Keanu, and John has to lecture Keanu for being late to his program. That's why he's killing time listing TV shows and stuff. He didn't have anything prepared. He didn't know what to talk about. He's waiting for her. Hi, doll. How you doing?

Man, are you on a, you very late today? I apologize. We had, you know, I was doing Gene's show and we had in-studio guests. So I was being a lovely hostess and saying goodbye to them. I apologize. I know I told you seven. It's 731. I do apologize.

Who were the in-studio guests? Our friend Scarlett and our friend Matt Mead. Yeah. So. Do I know them? That's the only important question. My favorite old man question. Do I know them?

I don't know, John. What do you want from? Do I like them? Friend or foe? That's great. I do appreciate the fact that Keanu has zero respect for John's time. Really doesn't give a shit. But he goes, hey, can you come on and say, sure.

And then it's like 7.30. He's like, oh, I guess I've got to go on John's show now. I'm going to go do that. And, of course, she has to get the lecture. Keanu, where were you? This is the very important, the Stuttering John podcast that you're on right now. But yeah, why would you give a shit about that? um kianos spends a lot of time criticizing moa as well as the shit wear we are both in the crosshairs

for kianosy thompson and so she's coming after me pretty viciously here yeah so it how pathetic is it it's like even if you disagree and you don't like you'll know when the punch line is even if it's not funny so clubfoot carl's like oh oh i know What is funny going on here? Nothing. Okay. We will play examples later on of Keanu laughing at things that are not funny at all. But first, I really love this ISO.

What is funny going on here? Nothing. Nailed it. It's very well said, well summarized for the program that you're on, Keanu. So the question comes in about Artie Lang and how he's doing. You know, the rumor is he's got some dementia and that's why he's not doing shows anymore. more, you know, he's having a hard time getting his thoughts together. So someone asked John if he knows anything about that.

I heard he's not doing as well as I would like. See, here's the thing people don't understand. I actually love Artie Lang. I love Artie. Yeah, I mean, well, I opened for him once when I first started comedy. But Gino is, uh, Gino, I opened for him once, didn't I? So Gino, of course, is in the same room as Keanu,

because that's how big their house is. And John wants to communicate with him a lot. And so he yells. Gets closer to the mic. He gets closer to the mic and yells so that Gino can hear he say. And I kind of don't blame John because then Gino yells back nowhere near a microphone. Yeah, Gino is pretty infamous for doing that. So it's like two people who are not connected on this show are just having a show together for some reason.

But you heard it right there. John Lov. Go ahead. He managed two times in that clip to make it about him. Yep. That's, it was like 10 seconds. Well, Keanu made it about her first. And then he brought it right back to him.

Of course, yes. Well, let's talk about John's relationship with Artie, because someone posted this in Davenor's Anonymous. This is from February 4th of 2017, and it shows that Ardy's saying, you constantly bring up your child, who I bet hates the added pressure and attention. And why? Probably because you think it makes you look like a PC hero gross. Artie was picking up on John using his gay at that time.

time or trans at that time. I don't even know. Child is a shield where you guys can't poke fun of me because look at me, I have a trans kid. And so, Artie's calling him out and telling him how gross he has. There's actually a really funny back and forth with this thread right here. You can't see John's stuff. He either deleted it or he's just, you know, I'm blocked and who knows when else is going on.

But if you want to, I kind of want to read through these. This is John's good buddy, Artie lying. This was the back and forth they were having. back in February 2017. Sir and John, you claim I goofed on your brave child who's better than us both. Go back and listen, Senator, because I'm suing you for slander. I goofed on you, genius. You can't pronounce transgender.

I say it on PC. Your accusations are a lie. It's slander, and it could cost me work, so a lawsuit. And if you need money for a lawyer to defend yourself in the slander lawsuit, I'm bringing against you, I'm willing to lend you two grand. Very nice of them. And that's what the Massapequa tough guy bullshit. Like, I can't wait to see him.

Are you making physical threats? You're 51-year-old. Your 51-year-old, Seder. This is what John was ready for Southerner, of course. This is ridiculous, John. You know I would never goof on anyone's kids. Like, you goofed on my paralyzed dad. You need attention and cash.

You bullied and used and mooched off people for years. It's all coming back at you. And you bring up Dan because you're a pussy who won't attack me. Of course, that's Dan Falado, the enabler. The enabler. And already even says right here, Dan saved my life and is the direct opposite of an enabler. If I want drugs, I get them for myself.

So stop your asshole secret threats, dummy. You constantly bring up your child who I bet hates the added pressure. That's going back to the original thread, which I agree. We know that Knight doesn't talk to John anymore. And there's probably a number of reasons for that. But it doesn't help that John's constantly just like, oh, look at my trans kid. I'm great. Look at how great I am.

I'm so liberal. I got a trans kid. All right, Dan. That's not why I'm trans. It's not why. Somebody becomes trans. It's not to give you quiet. It's not the reason for it.

So this conversation with John and Keanu, and they're building a rapport here, you know. They're still trying to find their way. Is Keanu allowed to tell the truth? Or is she supposed to just go along with whatever John says? Right. So it can be tough. And Anthony Coomia gets brought up here. And of course, you know, Keanu and her husband, Gina, been a long time friends with A

Anthony. Pocky says, Keanu says I'm handsome. I do think Anthony's handsome. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, he's a handsome man. Sure. Really?

Yeah. I would say, objectively, I'd say he's handsome. Yeah. Okay, watch this right here. This is one of my favorite John moments. So, John here's another man's handsome. He, of course, needs the validation that he's a hot piece of ass. Watch what John does.

This is impressive, even by his standards. More than me? Oh, no one more than you, John. My God. What a ghoul. I'm pretty hot too, right? And then wipes his fucking snotty nose with his hand sores and everything flying all over the place. I won that round, pokey.

He's so slovenly. Oh, my God. Another win for the slow. Good job, John. um this is just incredible you know john many times we've seen mucus and other things fly out of john's face uh-huh but rarely do we get to see john admire it afterwards oh no please no uh hold on bless you guzuntite i just noticed i thought he was going to do the the kazoo thing it was just a yeah i'm at 73 38 kianna

marrying duke no she's got a lovely husband that wasn't even a super chat it's just a normal chat he had put up on the screen so did you see that he turned his head which is nice he turned his head to sneeze but then as soon as he like whatever it landed he's like whoa yeah like it was a prize he did a double take yeah he was pretty excited about that was I wonder where I put that bull's eye I beat my personal best um all right what's going on next out here uh as we know John and Keanu are fast friends And they've always been friends And they always will be friends

That's what it's like to be friends with John Once you're friends Very loyal Very loyal Just like we saw he loves Artie Lang Yeah they're really good friends And so Keanu You have nothing to worry about

John will never turn on you And talk shit about you I'm never I swear on my life You're not gonna hear me Say one bad thing about Keanu You know I know we had tips in the past

But I'm not going to ever. I mean, I consider you a friend. Keanu, you're a loser. You're not that hot. You got no boobs. You're fucking a fucking glorified fucking porn star. Shut the fuck up. You try and talk like you're smart to overcomposate for the fact that you're an idiot.

Yeah. Now, John will definitely never turn on her. Always says nice things. They've always been good friends. That's good to know. History never repeats itself. Oh, especially in the dabblerverse. No, no, no.

The dabbler version is just, you never know which way it's going to go. It's not cyclical at all. So, Keanu is just full-on team John. You know, she's been team steeltoe for a while. And so she makes an accusation here that's pretty interesting. She's also sitting on the network that gathered your couch cushions. Yeah, I know, I know. Is that what we did?

Did we gather John's couch cushions? Yeah, I've read the court papers. Well, you would know better than I would then because, you know, I don't discuss these matters on this program. I recall this. I recall this. So there was trespassing involved in a lot of trip. Yes, yes, yes.

You were wearing a little cat burglar outfit. Chulis was behind you, carrying a bag. It was great. Oh, shit. Why are people reading this lawsuit more? That sounds really fun. It's hilarious. All right, so we gathered the couch cushions.

And so, Keanu's very mad at Shulie. Now, to put this in context, Missy B came on Point Dabble Point on Monday. This is Wednesday's episode. I know. Trust me. They rehash everything because John's totally out of the loop. He doesn't know anything that's happening. I'm not going to play any of those clips.

We're moving on. Everyone's moving on from this. But so she's very bad at Shulie and me because we played a clip package of her crying on John's show. Everybody played a clip package of her crying. I know. But yes, it was after she read a text from Missy B on John Show, and Missy was not too happy about that. And so Keanu's really going off on me now. And I think she's trying to hurt my feelings. It's the same thing with Clubfoot, Snagletooth, asshole. It's steel toe bad. Anybody that doesn't like steel toe is good. And that's it. They don't want to be challenged whatsoever. Now, listen, I understand. Clubfoot.

I get stagletooth. Asshole? We're really trying to hurt people's feelings around here. What the fuck? You really need to read those court papers. Wow. Jokes on her. He doesn't have feelings.

Yeah, Ron. Keep trying. So she goes, I just want anyone to challenge him. We had Avon Point-Avel Point the week before. Sure. I will go on Steel Toe Show anytime. Please invite me. I have no problem challenging people in being challenged.

I've gone on Suttering John show and debated them. John will never have me on. again. Aaron Holt will never have me on again because these people like to gaslight their audience and don't want to deal with the truth. I want to have on people like Keanu who just go, yeah, Shulie is just stealing couch cushions and he's a dumb Jew

and he's bald and he's not very funny. And I hate his... Oh, now it's just me talking. I'm sorry, what's that? And yeah, you're so hot, John. Yeah. You don't think that was truthful? I don't. Ladies and gentlemen, the jury, do you believe that she was being truthful when she said, you were so hot

that he wiped his shitty, snoddy, knows with his crooked finger. And then her eyes went into the back of her skull. She lost a little bit of her soul that day. Yeah, so this is incredible. This is how they're interpreting the dabble verse. But, Keanu, why is it that people with actual decency are the ones that everybody hates in this fucking dabble verse?

I don't know, because we go outside and we're not fucking nerds and we have a fun time. And, I mean, it's just like... This is incredible. Incredible. Zero pushback. How come we're the only people who are decent around here? John's own children don't talk to him. He's a horrible person. His entire...

He was not allowed to go to Susanna's house to pick up his daughter to go get the car for her. He had to park down the street because he's not allowed on the block of the house. Why are we the only decent people? And then Keanu's fucking answer with no pushback is the Aaron Holt. Oh, because we go outside and touch grass. Oh, God. We're living lives here. We're not just on the internet all day.

And I see these people on the internet all day. We're constantly streaming on the internet, it seems like. But no, good answer. I'm glad you guys have figured out that you're the good guys. Makes perfect sense. So then John asked why she didn't change her name to Bisconti. Of course, Keanu married Gino last October. Legally, my name is Bisconti.

But I just kept with Thompson for stand-up and podcasting. I would have to get a new neon sign. Oh, no, I wouldn't. It doesn't say my last name. I'm coming up with excuses. Is that incredible? Oh, my God. That's a level of stupid.

The DSA says it's Kianu cast. She goes, I'm going to change my name to Biscati. Oh, my God. Dum, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. It's, uh, she's done with a capital B, this one. It's pretty impressive. So then Gino's in the background yelling and screaming and hooting and hollering because they're, uh, teaming up against me now.

And so let's find out what Gino's problem is with me. And you'll be shocked to know. We're going back to Villa Roma. The event that will not die Let's head back to Villaroma again I'm going to go to Christy's thing And shit on people But I got Anthony

Anthony has something better to do what The New York gala For WabC So boss is everybody's like Go to fit Don't come on here boss You're in disgrace Oral

It's true You forget yourself No because I got it Stop it You married a wonderful woman is a great person. She is. You're sad.

He's in nothing. That's what broke Carl. Falls to fucking Toursman Chappelle. Don't come on my stream. No, got to talk. No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare, Vosca. Talk about steer tall.

Watch John here. I don't know what he's talking about yet. Good for you, John. You shouldn't know what he's talking about right there. I'm still getting free consultation from Gino Bisconti, the man who's finally back on YouTube and had 34 live viewers last night. So I appreciate the

input. I'll remember to stop doing my show in the future and talk to Rich Voss, which I actually did, but whatever. I'm glad that you're going to finally stop being a loser. Yes. Why does Gino care if I had Rich Voss at my show or not? Rich Voss doesn't care if he was at my show or not. He's

talked about it. He just likes a yell. Yeah. They're just looking for a reason. And Gino does the, you've lost yourself or you forget yourself. Yeah. It's his go-to line. He says it about a lot of people. I'm not sure what that means. Because I'm also a nothing loser. So what are they forgetting? No, that's it. Okay. I remember that I'm remembering myself. In that's good. You remembered. This is a fun level of simping. I mean, we all remember in Billy Madison when Billy's friend pees his pants. And, you know, Billy doesn't want him to feel

ashamed of that. So he makes it seem like that's a cool thing to do. I'm not embarrassed about getting a little misty-eyed, okay? It was fucking shocking. I cried on my show. I've cried in my own show. I don't care. I'm Keanu, but yes, I've cried on my own. I'm sorry. I'm just reading the

super chat. But yeah, Keanu, I cry in my show. I know. It's happened to me too. I don't care. Yeah, it's human. It's being human. Keanu goes, it's happened to me too. That's what we're talking about. When you were crying. John Joe. How the conversation started actually.

John just can't stop being the white night. loser that he is. No, no, no, I cry too. It's fucking awesome. We're crushing it with our crying over here. It's insane. And the fact that Keanu's not recognizing this, I have some theories on Abba that we'll get into in a moment, but Keanu really is this stupid. She thinks teaming up with stuttering John right now is a good move for her. She's on the show going, this guy gets me. Finally, someone who gets me. John is a low IQ individual. I've talked about this before with like with Ray DeVito Ray will, someone will pop in his head like a song

or something. Yeah. And he has to say it. Yeah. He can't stop himself. John does the same thing. But we all make mistakes. We all make mistakes. Yeah. Fry pencils. I have erasers. That's right. He can't stop himself. As soon as that thought gets in his head, my right pencil have erasers. He has to say it. I thought he said pretzels. Ooh, you hungry? Yon.

Got any beer cheese? That'd be good. Speaking of Ray DeVito. So John's Dittka sends a link to John while he's live on the show and tells him to watch this thing that Ray's talking about and John can't figure out what it is. Oh, Ray DeVita's

apologizing to me. All right, Ray. Let's see this. I can't wait to hear this one. Thank you, Dicka. Foot-stuttering John, a man of integrity. He's very handsome with a great singing voice. I support him in his feed

with shit wear and uh lady kay i i'm not even again i've nothing against stuttering john i wish him well like i i always said is don't invite we know you'd like to get the best guy ever you just said so really dick you think that's oh he retracts support for shitway i don't know what this happens we have to watch it again stuttering john uh a man of integrity he's very handsome with great singing voice. I support him in his feed with shit wear and Lady Kay. First of all,

Ray Dovito. I mean, the point being is, you know, there's no need to feel you don't know what the thing is. These guys are threatening me non-stop in the fucking chat room. So I say, all right, yeah, fucking come, come

down. I'm not gonna, I'm not a violent person. I don't want to fight anybody unless they throw a first punch. What does that even mean? No. I don't want to find anybody unless they throw a first punch, then I can't wait to fight them. Because I'm not a violent person.

He had no idea what Ray was talking about. So he goes to the Ray DeVito, which I think he's still from Chad maybe or someone, I would imagine. And so he's just like, he had no clue what to do. He doesn't know what he's, I don't know what I'm doing. He doesn't. Thanks, thanks, Ditka. Thanks for sending that in.

Good stuff. I like that his friends, people in the chat, are running his show and real time on his show. And John's not smart enough to know what's going on or how to react to it. So he reads the headline again on Reddit. He goes, oh, okay. He must be saying this thing. But let's get to the real meat of this episode.

I think there's a very important thing that happens here. And that is the discussion about Kevin Brennan, smelling like an old man when he showed to the stress factory the previous Thursday when John was headlining and he brought in Gino and Keanu to do guest sets. And so Kevin was there with the noise maker, of course. was immediately removed from the venue, stood outside on the sidewalk, live streamed himself with his noisemaker and his buddy Tommy Jordan. Of course, Kianu saw him outside and went, oh, Kevin and Kevin goes, get the fuck away from me.

And so Kianu spun that into, Kevin knew he stunk like an old man and didn't want me smelling him. And that's why he didn't embrace me with a giant hug and kisses. And so what's great about this is that they're all feeding each other this narrative. And so now it's becoming true right before our very eyes. Sorry. Are you hearing? There's a lot of rumblings about KB. Apparently he smells like shit.

Yeah, we're just talking. And I can't. He has the old man smell. Yeah, and I can't reveal my source on this. But word in the street is that the reason he actually left that gig, it wasn't even like because he was scared of you. It's because somebody got eye contact with them. And he noticed that they noticed the diaper.

protruding from his waistband. I think he wears diapers. I think somebody caught him and that's why he's cadetalled. Yeah. That's what I heard. Wow. And maybe that is. Broken news.

Broken news. Yes. Yeah. Him and his noisemaker and his diaper. My God. That would be hysterical. And that is the old person smell, isn't it? It's like retirement home diapers.

Yes. I think he was wearing leaky diapers and somebody noticed the diaper. protruding from his waistband he got the fuck out of there wow yeah is this a reliable source of the couple of them holy shit yeah that's what i heard okay so ava is not an intelligent person probably mentally ill could be a compulsive liar but i think and hear me out i think i was doing something here i think i was purposely getting these people spun up to see how much bullshit she can feed them that they'll enjoy and

run with. This whole thing it's like, yeah, you know, a witness, a source said he's wearing a diaper. Was a reliable source? Actually, there were multiple sources. Oh, well, there has to be true. Because I said there were multiple sources. So now we have like three eyewitnesses at least. I don't usually think

that people are doing works. I am naive like that. That really seems like fed information. Yeah. It seems like she's really true. And John is so pleased with it. He's so pleased. Oh, yeah. If you're wearing a diaper, if, if, let's say that this is true.

Let's say that it's true. Yeah, let's pretty time. Kevin Brennan, 65 years old, goes out to a comedy club wearing a diaper because he knows he won't be able to help himself. He will definitely shit himself. There is no way that he has enough self-awareness to leave if he stinks. Oh, that's your ankle on it? That's my angle on it. Okay, all right.

I mean, he's outside. So New Brunswick, you're going to be able to smell a dirty diaper? No. You guys have been to New Jersey, right? so it's a crazy theory and the fact that he's letting his diaper like peek out of his yeah he's like busting a sag with his diaper on like that seems implausible but i don't know well multiple people saw multiple people saw there were sources there and smelled and john wants to believe it of course keanu wants to believe that that's the reason why kevin didn't make out

with her it's because he stunk so bad like an old man and he knew it because that's the thing about old men they know they stink like old man there's no self-awareness in old men and especially in KB. Correct. That's the point I was making. But they love it. They're going to run with it. There's more on that to come because John has been thinking about it all night.

And so the next episode, he's got some more ideas. Before we do that, though, I want to point out what a comedic genius, our buddy Gino Bisconti is. So, Keanu's talking about how it's so totally normal to be crying. And, you know, she was just being real and she's the only real person. And then Gino's yelling some dynamite content here talking about Shulie and how Shulie sucks. Like with you, you're like, anybody with a fucking brain would see like, yeah, she's like, she's just being a normal human.

It's not this, yeah. Oh, damn you call Shulie. I'll be okay. Shulian Pock sucker when he, uh, he, he, uh, he, he, uh, he did. He did, uh, oh, he had that gig where. Oh, yeah, my top-sucking Jew has no talent. Oh, yeah. I don't know what's going on here.

No, that's the... Shulie has no talent. Thank you for summarizing the joke that no one got. Uh-huh. So, Gino's trying to do this thing where he's like, what has Shulie ever done? Meanwhile, Shulie worked at the Howard Search over 15 years, and this is Gino.

This is Gino's ankle on this. All right, but he does the exact same bit again immediately after that. You think Shulis should be like, you know, make a lot more sense for me to go out and tour. Hey, I used to, uh, what did he do anyway, how did me again? Uh, he did what? Remember when he did a tan mom impression. Uh, that maybe a tan mom impression. Anyway, people shit.

All right, we're starting to come up with some things, guys. Let's keep brainstorming here. I'll get the whiteboard out. Let's write down all the things that Julie is known for it from. My favorite writer's table of all time. Our own show. But Gina went to that exact same thing that didn't work the first time. that no one understood what he was doing.

And he did it again. And I don't think that's the right angle. I don't think that Gino should be talking about people's accomplishments. Or talking at all. Well, yeah, the talking part's tough for him. Making a point, finishing a sentence. These things he struggles with. All right.

So John comes on his show the next day, and he's been thinking about this Kevin Brennan wearing dirty diapers, old man smell for a while. He's very excited about this because he's finally got a new angle on KB. and so he starts workshoping some potential nicknames. I thought the nicknames, what is it, Stinky Pinky, should it be? Stinky Pinky or Pampers for Pinky. So what do you like better?

Pampers for Pinky or Pinky Pampers or Stinky Pinky. I don't know, Chad. They're all great. Yeah, right? Just pick one. I mean, we're going by all the people that said when Pinky was at my gig. you know, everybody's saying he stunk like it had the old man smell. Do you see how this has turned very quickly?

Now, everybody is saying that he stunk like old man smell. Meanwhile, he never even got into the venue, really. He was just at the front talking to the guy who escorted him out. Yeah, these two never crossed paths. Correct. But everyone was telling John that Kevin Brennan stunk like an old man. So now this is just the truth. This is what we're going with.

And John has those hilarious nicknames. Stinky Pinky. How, I mean, how many times did he scratch off ideas so he came up with that? Whoa, this is it. This is the one. And so now he's decided that he doesn't need just a nickname. He needs a graphic to go along with it. The problem is John is not resourceful, has no skills, no creativity.

Pretty much sucks at everything that you would need to be able to do in order to be in the entertainment field. But thank God he's got his buddy, Vince the lawyer, who can help him out with stuff. So I just thought this is a longer clip, but it's just fun to watch. watch John's brain work in real time. So I thought maybe I should change his nickname from Pinky to Stinky Pinky or Pampers, Pinky. I don't know. This isn't the same clip, by the way. This is a different clip.

Now he's looking for something. It'd be something like this, you know. Oh, you got it? You got it for us? I'm trying to get Dwarfee to do it for me. I'm not good at this shit. Yeah. But.

What are you good at, John? What's this? Take your time. I'm not good at this kind of thing, but. Entertainment. Something like this, if trying to get dwarf you to help me since the fucking guy doesn't help me with anything else, but it'll be something like this. Doesn't help me with anything else.

He sends beer to your house. Helps you get drug. I'm not pausing it. This is just letting you play. My hands are up here. But I got to do it like with the Pampers thing. You know what I mean? Right.

Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, yeah. Because of the diaper. Let's see what you come up with here. John, what do you got? Something like that. You see what I'm saying?

There we go. You know, you put Pinky's face on there. Right. You know, and you got the, you know, stinky pinky on top and you have pinkies face in there and it's Pampers for Pinky. I don't know. I thought that might work. Dytamite.

Theater of the mind with John Melendez. Ditamite stuff. He can't even pull up the image correctly. It's cropped out so you can't read the text that's on the top and bottom because he doesn't know how to download an attachment and open the file separately from your Gmail account. I've been telling you this for fucking years. Download the attachments, John. And I told you I'm not good at this stuff.

You're right. He's got me there. God damn it. He must have been the worst NBC employee in the history of NBC employees. He doesn't have to work email. I can't even imagine what this was like for people to deal with them. Oh, this is just a funny chat that came in later on. I'd never heard this before.

I talked to blind Mike about it yesterday. On Who Are These Socials, which was taken down by YouTube? I might edit it and put it back up. Apparently, YouTube doesn't like boobies. Those jerks. I know. What's YouTube's problem? Anyway.

So on Who Are The Social? I mentioned this because I was watching John a little bit. while this was happening yesterday. And I thought this was a funny question. Dude, can you mimic the African sealing bird? I don't know what that means. Can you mimic the African sealing bird? You guys know what that means?

I believe it's the low battery smoke detector. The African sealing bird. That's funny. I like that. That is good. Speaking of Blind Mike, you know, one of the things that people do to John is they say, you know what Blind Mike just said?

And they make up some outrageous things. that John has to be like, he's a dumb fuck. This is great because they make up this thing that obviously Mike didn't say. And John tries to insult Mike for not being able to see, but he doesn't know where he's going with it and it doesn't really work out very well.

After Long Sondering John Segg after was on strike in 2017. Really? Yeah, they were saying, Carl was saying that you were a scab by doing that show. Is that true? I don't know. I have no idea. I don't give a fuck either. Fuck the unions.

I forgot out of that part in the beginning. of this clip just because John all of a sudden doesn't give a shit about Sack after that strikes and the union because that's all he cared about when all his friends were on strike. I remember. Yeah, he was out there on the picket line with them and now he's just like, I don't know,

whatever. He's never been known to shift sides. That's true, yeah. But anyway, this is great. I don't even know. How the fuck do I know? Blind Mike said you have two ear canals, left side, true? Blind Mike.

Blind Mike, there's a reason why he's blind. Because, I mean, I mean, there's a reason why he's blind. Obviously, everything, it's funny to me because what Blind Mike said, but it's always something stupid. Because Blind Mike can't see. Nailed it. Got him. Yeah, I know. I was like, where are you going with this?

Oh, because he can't see you. Right. That's why when he says stuff, it's not correct. Enjoy your not being able to see prison. That was so funny. That's why Blind Mike is blind. I told that to Mike. He's just like.

actually has to do with my jeans. I thought he was trying to go for karma or something like that. He could have. Yeah, no, I over thought it. He got lost. The dumb fuck deserves it. That's why. You know what's better than the one big thing?

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It is time for our... Gringe of the week. And of course, we are celebrating Jocktober here. It is still October. It's the 31st. In fact, oh, I think it's my buddy's birthday. I have to send him a note. And so because it's Jocktober, E.Rock is sending me some of the best cringe from

the radio world. This is the fly morning rush on fly 92.3 in Albany and here are some

Hollywood shenanigans going on. What's your big idea? Do you have a plan? I am my case.

How do I can't put these on? How are we going to do? I don't know. I can't get my glasses.

I'm here to help. Don't open my eyes. Stop because I peep a little. You peed? Oh, gross. Wow. Ow! Wait, wait.

Take your hat off. Why? How? I can't, I can't. I'm like fucking T-Rex. You literally stop. It's not like I'm going to pee at my hands. Stop.

I want to help, but I can't help. It's in my ear. It's in my ear. It's... It's... It stays on, because it's hot. Oh, that's so smart. Get it!

I'm going to be... Okay. All right. All right. Never again. That seems like a pretty zany show. We're about to tune into that one. It's pretty wacky.

I don't see you guys laughing. I'm hoping that she peed her pants. Yeah. I bet she didn't. Oh. I bet she did not. Mike Hawk says, guys, Jack Tover is almost over.

We've learned nothing about candy corn. Candy corn sucks. All right? Candy corn is garbage candy. If you disagree, gift five memberships. If you disagree, the candy card sucks.

If you agree, gift 10. Red 473, donate to defense fund for Carl and Shulie, nearly hit the goal, and it will make John furious. Yes. We do appreciate.

that fight the dabbler.com is where you can go to support our legal fund against Stuttering John's frivolous lawsuit. And it's amazing. We are very close to the goal. It's incredible support we've gotten. Really appreciate that. And I really do love the added benefit of it pissing John off so much. It's been great. You know what pisses me off? Megan Markle was recently at the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit where she was a guest speaker. A most powerful woman. Yes, she's a powerful woman.

And she did it the right way by marrying into it. That's how you become a powerful woman. Hey, this guy's royalty. I'll marry him. No, I'm powerful. Anyway, I appreciate that Lucy checks in on Megan Markle from time to time because most people do not want to do that work. I've had multiple people quit on this very show.

But Lucy's on top of it, and what did you pick up from this interview that Megan Markle did? You know, this interview, like almost all of her interviews, she just has her kind of trope. She has her saying. She has her go-toes. She's got to say all of the exact same things all the time. And instead of seeming powerful in any way, shape, or form, the only power that she actually seems to have is making people hate her. I have never... She's actually very good at that.

I have never seen people hate somebody like they hate Megan. And we just watched Keanu Thompson. I know. And Studdering John. It's truly incredible. Truly incredible. So she recently has been traveling a whole bunch. And we're going to start out the interview by talking about how she was just in Europe and in New York.

And now she's in D.C. for this summit. And the summit is supposed to be all about business. But Megan can't help out but starting out reminding us about the fact that she's not just a business person. She's also a mom. And you made it home for one day to see her. kids. I guess I had to. We were talking about that because everyone said, oh, you must have gone from Paris straight to New York. I said, no, I need to see my babies. So went back to California for a day and then continued on. But I'm thrilled to be here. Thank you.

She cannot help touting the fact that she can do it all. Who was asking? Nobody. Did you go from Paris straight to New York? Who would ask that question? Literally nobody. Can you make any stops along the way? Do you see any relatives? Get a good meal somewhere? Not only that, but you can tell by her thank you at the end of that, that she does not want to be at this summit at all. She's at a woman's summit. One of her main platforms as a part of her brand is that she supports women. And she's in a room full of women being interviewed by a woman who might be as dumb as her. And she still does not care at all.

She supports women by selling them herbal teas at an 800% markup. Don't forget about the jam. And the jam. Don't forget about the jam. She pretends a handmake, but actually it's just a white label. Yeah, it's absolutely. All right. Later in the interview, she's actually talking about,

she really wants to drive home the fact that she's still just in every woman. So she's later talking about things like how she chaperones her kids at school events, which you absolutely do not, girl. There would be like 50 security guards, no? Right, yeah, it'd be a problem. Like, that's not a thing that you're doing. So in the next clip, this is going to be just an Instagram real. And I have removed all of the audio from this because it's just the song 9 to 5.

Oh, fuck off. Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, what a hardworking business woman she is. Yeah, yeah. It's really, what an asshole. It's incredibly good. She's no self-awareness at all.

No, none. She actually is making women hate her. Again, she came to a business summit. The first thing she talked about was her kids. Yeah. So, okay, let's look at this. Again, she's working nine to five. So this is just her traveling.

She's having fun. She's going to be clinking some glasses. here. Here's her going backstage at the event. She's very excited. She's in an elevator. Oh, champagne. Oh, she's on the airplane. Oh, they let her sit in the cockpit.

Yeah. Now, I'm going to have you leave this still up for a moment. So, you're right. She is in the I'm retarded. You want to workshop that one. I do. I wanted to take at that one. We don't do shows on Fridays. The level

of professionalism in this place. My God. All right. Okay, so you did, you hit on something, though. She's in the cockpit. The reason that she's in the cockpit is because she's on a private jet, which means that she traveled from Europe to California to New York to D.C., all on private jets. Oh, that's why I didn't follow up with the question. How was the leg room?

Well, I mean, it's a little. Exit row, by any chance, it's a long flight. It's a little in contrast with all of her platforms as, you know, what is she? She cares about the environment, carbon footprints and stuff. That's one of her main things. Now, this last frame, will you... Also, she's a black woman. Is she even allowed on a private jet?

Are we allowing that in Trump's America? What's going on? Damn it all. Damn at all. So, I was asleep with the wheel. This is what happened when the government shuts down. Yeah? We have black people getting on private jets.

Fucking crazy. All right towards the end of this. We're going to see her walking onto the airplane and she's carrying some luggage. And you will notice here that her bag is monogrammed with D.S. or Duchess of Sussex. Oh, no. Now, so relatable.

You can't have it both ways. You cannot. It stands for dumb shit. You're not allowed to both say, I am the self-made woman. I've done everything. And then carry a bag that says Duchess of fucking Sussex. You've got to suck a very pink dick to get that gig, though. Well, she worked hard for the money.

I think that's where we're getting at here. This is one of her biggest problems, though, it so that she always wants to have it both ways. She wants to have this huge company, but she also wants to be relatable. And I'm making the jam in my kitchen, even though I'm totally not. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm so cute. I take care of my kids, and I'm chaperoning them, but I'm also here.

And my kids say zebra instead of zebra. The reason that they say zebra is because your husband is reading them bedtime stories, not you. You don't get to have all of the things all at once. Good point. I'm becoming more and more frustrated with Megan Markle as we go. Yeah. I'm noticing that. Yeah. Now, you might have noticed, so in this screenshot that we have right here up on the screen, that there are no comments on this Instagram reel that she posted.

There aren't any comments on there. Maybe no one's paying attention. No, no, she has turned off comments. Oh, okay. Carl, why do you think that she might have turned off comments? Because people are mean. They're meany, but genies. Do you think that maybe it's because it hurts her feelings, though? I would imagine, yes. Yeah, no, it's, that's actually very, very wrong.

So, next clip. How are you able to decipher out like the constructive from obviously the not constructive that you need to ignore? Well, there are certain things that I've done just from my own self-preservation, but also that I've applied to the brand and for the people that are incredibly supportive. I know, you know, the question can be around naysayers, but if you really see the groundswell of support that surrounds the brand and me, that's what I feel the most and that's what I appreciate. But by design, I also recognize that a lot of those people aren't going to my page to see negativity. And so not just protecting. myself or the people that work with me, but also the supporters, so I don't have the comments section on. Wow, that's some spin job right there. The reason that she turns off comments is because all of her supporters would be upset to see people saying mean things about her.

Now, the people who might say nice things about her on her actual social media cannot do that. So the only place where people can make comments is where other clips are getting posted of her on YouTube by other people, and therefore everything is negative. Constantly. In other words, there were never any nice comments, is what I'm reading out of this. I just heard her say there was a groundswell of support, though. Well, you heard it from her.

There's tons of fans who are, you know, want to support her, but, you know, it's just those couple jerks, you know. Ruined it forever. One bad apple. Spoils the whole bunch. Dang it all. Terrible. She does love being the Duchess, though. Regardless of all the hate, she loves it.

And she gets asked about how her and Harry handled leaving the, the royal family and moving into the states. Yeah, that's an important question for a business summit. Well, not only that. How do you handle that when it occurs? But I would like to point out an important question. It occurred five years ago. Yeah, it's been a while.

Nothing has happened in this girl's life since then. A good point. They have. Things have happened. Well, I think five years ago was a very different situation for all of us. And, you know, Archie was so little. and I had just gotten pregnant with Lily around that same time. So we were nesting, nesting and healing and also, I don't know what I had the bandwidth.

So she was nesting and healing in 2020. What was she healing from? Leaving the royal family. The mean he's in the royal family. Weren't sure what her kid was going to be? You're still calling the Duchess of Sussex. She doesn't go by Marco anymore. Oh my God, she's such an idiot.

So not only was 2020 COVID, we all know that, but she's saying that what she was doing in 2020 was nesting and healing. I would like to give you a list of things that she was actually doing in 2020 because I think she was actually pretty busy and probably not nesting and healing. I don't know why she is leaning on this. I'm just a good mom. I'm just a barefoot housewife. So she did the famous Oprah interview. She signed a deal with Netflix. She had a miscarriage and got pregnant.

She wrote a New York Times article. She bought a house. She signed a multi-year Spotify deal. She invested in a coffee company. I don't really get that one. And in addition to that, she signed on with a conglomerant who was using her to conduct paid public speaking announcements. Wow. So it's not like she was doing nothing in 2020.

Did they move into like Tyler Perry's house or something like that? Yeah, it's some famous. Some weird person who's like, yeah, you can hang in my mansion. And meanwhile, they're signing deals for $50 million with Spotify and Netflix. And Netflix. You guys can't go buy a house before? They did, I guess. Eventually.

That's good. So I guess really the question is, how do we get from mom who is just nesting and healing to CEO of a company that makes jam and edible flowers? Good question. Most people's assumption that if I was going to go into business, it would be fashion or beauty. But those five years at home, I wasn't running around wearing beautiful outfits. I was probably in Birkenstocks and sweats like the rest of us, especially during COVID or just barefoot at home. but I was making a lot of jam Such an asshole

She doesn't realize how poorly she comes off too There's probably a lot of hardworking women in the audience here Every single sentence that she says She ends it with that smile talk A lot of people have been doing analysis Also of her hand gestures during this Everybody's saying, you know She's kind of like doing the presidential thing

Where you know you got to move your hand in certain ways So that you can get everybody on board with you You don't point you never put you never have fingers out Yeah But it's got to be positive of, we're talking to you. We're connecting right now. We're connecting.

She tries to make jokes throughout this thing, never gets any laughs. She tries to, I mean, this group of women is silent watching her. It's a little embarrassing. I'm actually never been prouder to be a woman than watching people watch Megan. Yeah, that's good because there's rumors about you. So I guess now we know. Interesting. Now we know.

All right. Now they're finally going to get into the business talk because, again, we've been talking about flowers and babies and whatever the heck we've been talking about. Megan is going to talk about her first year in business, which is challenging for anybody. Sure. Year one for any founder is just a lot of learns. And so we found it as ever earlier this year. I think the first drop was in February or March. And what you're looking for is what are the consumer behaviors and habits? What are the products that they're gravitating to? And I had this incredible fortune. of having every skew sell out within under an hour, which is amazing.

And also, you don't learn a lot. No, I watched you cringe at the word learns. So let's go back to that for a moment. Okay. What do you think about that? Did you like how she put an S on the end of it? She wants to sound like she's in the boardroom. She has control of the meeting.

I've been in a lot of meetings with executives. I know what the speech is. And when she starts talking about consumer behavior, what's sold and what didn't sell? Which products do people buy? But she has to try to make it sound like it's more important than that. There's more going on to it. Well, her point at the end there is that she didn't learn anything because she sold out very quickly. Yes.

She goes on to make this exact same point again. She says, I didn't learn anything. We learned nothing from selling out immediately. You know what you learned is to have more product before you go to market. So then she increases 10x. Okay. Next round. She increased by 10x.

And then we sold out in a fucking hour. 10X isn't going to do it. Then we sold. out in four hours and we didn't learn anything and she says it two times you're at a business summit have something intelligent to say about what you learned from that you didn't learn nothing you learned that you're a fucking idiot also i'd love to know the numbers 10x doesn't mean anything did it go from 10 to a hundred i know i would too that'd be my guess i would too because it they're not selling if you sell out she's hated and her products suck she sold everything out in an hour

that told me there was not a lot of products yeah And you should have learned from that. You should have learned from that. Well, no one's impressed by this. Who doesn't learn something from that? Okay. That's, oh my God. It's so infuriating.

Now, I have been showing you mostly Megan talking because obviously Megan talking is the cream of the crop in this little here summit. But I do have to admit that the interview, the interviewer, the host of this little thing here is awful. Perhaps worse than Megan. Whoa. which I know is impressive. So here she is going to be trying to ask Megan what happened with the Netflix deal. So Megan very infamously had this initially two season contract. They ended up breaking one season up into two seasons. It's not going anywhere. This is that question. And can you talk a little bit too about the show and how it matches with as ever the brand and Netflix's role in this? I know they've been a big backer of yours. You've worked with Bella there. chief content officer to develop quite a relationship with Netflix over the years, and that partnership just renewed with slightly different terms.

I'm wondering if you could talk about what are the terms now and how has that helped you build as ever? Wow. That is a 25 second long question. Yeah. That had about six separate parts to it. And that's not even her longest question. I actually spared you by not bringing a longer one.

Now, this is only a 20 minute long interview. Okay. Every single question is like that. I have never seen somebody. Again, this is supposed to be like the cream of the crop of women here. Well, you know what it is? So she's over-researched. She has to drop all the knowledge that she has because she's done so much research.

She knows who she worked with at Netflix and she knows that the deal was this and then it changed to that. If she was over-research, she would have kicked back at all about Megan talking about 2020. Well, but you know what I mean? It took me two seconds to find out what Megan was up to in 2020. She's trying to sound smart. Yes. Megan's trying to sound smart. I know.

These two dim wets are trying to out smart each other. These dumb, long-winded idiots. Yes. It's absolutely horrible. And in addition to that, the interviewer does actually have a crutch word that drove me insane. I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious.

I'm curious. And I'm curious. I'm curious. Will you be going on TikTok? Is she curious? Yeah. She's so curious. Also, the answer is, I don't know.

If I'll be going on TikTok or not, I don't know. Who cares? I don't know. Kips a shit. All right. We all know about Megan's old job. We have the comments on. That's what I want to know, because then I'll check out her TikTok.

Then I'll be much less curious. Yeah. We all know about Megan's old job at Humphrey Yogarts. She's very proud about talking about that. Again, she usually hits all of these same marks. She does talk about Humphrey Yogarts in this interview. But I don't know that we've actually talked here about some of her other skills. Oh, I didn't know she had other skills.

I do lots of gift wrapping techniques. You guys know, I used to teach gift wrapping at paper source and advanced gift wrapping. Oh, she thought that was going to get a laugh. Yeah, right. Oh, no. She sure did. That's too bad. Also, advanced gift wrapping.

I know. That was, I think, the joke, I think. Is this thing on? I don't think it's the joke. I don't think it's the joke. She's like, can you guys believe it? I used to have menial jobs. Yeah, we all that.

Yeah. She loves being relatable. It's so cute and kitsy. We're going to see another way that she is very relatable. This is another job that she had. You know, when I used to do calligraphy, I used to do it for so many celebrity weddings and for hotels. And that was in between auditions. And I, at the time, I don't know why I didn't think to just buy a glove, but you don't want the natural oils from your hands to get on the beautiful paper.

So I would just put a white tube sock on my hand, write all these very fancy cards for people. Wow. Not one reaction. There is a full audience of people. What a boring anecdote. When I was doing calligraphy for rich and famous people, I had to use a tube sock because I wasn't rich and famous yet. What a bore she is. Just the worst.

No, please no. All right, we're going to close this out with probably the best question of the interview. And Megan's very sincere response. Oh, good. So I'm curious, now that you have numerous businesses and ventures, under your belts and you're obviously still in the thick of it. What have you learned about yourself as a leader and as a CEO?

Thank you. Thank you. She just heard leader and CEO and she's like, yes, I have those things. Thank you. She does go on to describe there about how when she was on suits, she had teams of hundreds of people and now she only has teams of 10 people

working for her and it's this little teeny tiny intimate business. But, yeah, It's just another buzzword answer, so I'd just like the thank you. It's hilarious. All right. Well done. Lucy, I can tell that that was.

Torturous. Painful. Lots of learns there. Lots of learns from Megan Marco at the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit. Good stuff. Speaking of powerful people, we've got to check in on the man who's now free to do whatever he wants. Please. Please, please, please, guys, stream labs.

PayPal, Super Chats, Rumble Rants, Venmo. Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. So Aaron came back from jail. He did his first show back this past Monday. I'm sure we'll be talking about it. On this little piggy coming up at 4 p.m., on nobody likes onions channel.

And so Aaron was flying high. Everyone's tuning in. What's he going to say? What happened at jail? How many friends did he make? How many points did you score in the basketball game? We all want to know these answers. Thankfully, we did.

We did get all of the answers, which was great. And much like when Aaron started talking about the polycule, he blew his load early. Yeah. Actually, much like when he was in the polycule. Yes. He blew his load early. He got it all out there. And then there was nothing else to talk about.

It was just kind of like people just went away. And this is happening to him already this week where people are already like, all right, well, thanks for telling us about jail. Moving on. Don't care about anything else. All right, guys. We are $70 away from today's goal. Let's list the negatives so far of today. Let's list where I've fucked up and where I apparently have not,

I believe I've done a good show, but let's clarify, I have not done a show that people want to see today. Numbers down. Goal $150. It's only down to 70. And the YouTube chat is dead as fuck. I don't know. You don't see this side of Aaron very often.

This is actually all the stuff that keeps them up at night. Well, he learned something in jail. What did he learn in jail? I don't know how to be more humble. No, the thing he learned in jail was to put his phone down more often. And it helped his mental state being in jail. But now he's back, begging for the goal. He's freaking out again, man.

No one's talking to the YouTube chat. Yeah, you banned them all. You banned all the people in the YouTube chat. That's why it's not moving. So not a win for the toe so far today, Guys, let's do it. Stream Labs. Wow, that is very much dark side, Phil.

Yeah. You know, he wants the sympathy thing. I've been doing this for hours. I'm like, guys, no one's donating money to me. So pathetic. But guys, let's do it. Stream Labs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, Rumble Rants, beg, beg, beg, shake, shake. Let's be very clear about something.

Begging for a $150 goal is a huge. loss for the toe. I mean, it's not a loss. It's your life. This is what your life is. You know, this whole, he's so obsessed with wins and losses. Yeah.

Obviously, a win for the toe. Patrick Melton was the one who started saying that. And then Aaron picked up on it. And just everything with Aaron is just like, well, today was a loss. No, today is still your life. This is what your life is. And you're self-employed.

A lot of people bitch about their job and their boss sucks and their co-workers stink. And enough, Chris. I don't hear any more about it. I'm sorry. This guy's self-employed. You know, like fucking figure your shit out if you don't like it if you're not doing well.

And on my week back from jail, you know, I was talking to SP about this yesterday. I said, it really, like my jail, like the whole jail thing was huge news on Monday. And people were watched. They wanted to check it out, whether you love me, whether you hate me. And my whole presentation of the jail thing was brilliant.

Best programming that was on that day. Nobody could do it better. nobody can talk about your jail stay better really no one can do that better you don't say I can't wait till another inmate comes on and talks about his jail stay better oh that would be interesting yeah it would be but yeah finally Aaron found something that he's better at than anyone else in the devilverse talking about his week of jail well done sir congrats however like it's gone away really quick like my jail thing is not news anymore nobody gives a shit I think this show is moved on from it.

Everybody's kind of moved on from it. Oh, do you want to go back to jail? Or fully, he could have done weekends. Oh, he fucked up. He did want to do weekends. Then he could have had four of those Mondays for people to check out. So, you know what the learns here, as Megan Markowitz said. The learns here is that people are more interested in Aaron fucking up his life than they are in Aaron's hot political takes on the news of the day.

Yes. And so Aaron goes back and forth between these two things. Is it a drama show? Am I commenting on the dabbleverse? Am I talking about what Jesse P.S. said yesterday? Or are we talking about what Fox News is talking about? And it turns out people are much more interested in Aaron pretending that he's a good basketball player than any spicy political take he thinks he has. I think that I think the measurement of an L for the toe is just the fact that you'd struggle with any goals during back.

from jail week i think that's i'll say this i think that's a bad indicator i will definitely give you that people this is wednesday by the way it did not take long and i like that aaron's interpreting the data for us guys i'm going to tell you what this is going to sound crazy it seems like i'm a miserable failure because i'm not accomplishing anything that i've tried to accomplish but i mean that's kind of the definition of failure yeah right we're we're all with you on that one i already have to explain that to us if he didn't have to come off like he one at jail. Yeah.

We still would be interested if he was talking about it realistically. If he would talk about it realistically and maybe bring, this is what he should have done, talk about the first day on Monday. Yeah. Talk about the second day. Milk it. On Tuesday. Instead he goes, I don't even remember all the days blurred

together. It's like, that was your one job. It's just like document this thing. And you had time to do it. Report back. Say like, oh, the tone never says you lose it or whatever. That's bullshit. I say that all the time. Hmm. Another perfect week. another perfect week I can't even count

how many perfect tweaks he even wins it losing I know right I do it all the time it's incredible isn't it I mean this is what narcissism is it's like you can't say I'm a narcissist

I just admitted I'm not great at everything I say this this is not a good look so 70 bucks away let's get it stream labs PayPal Venmo super chats

rumble rants we've been at 70 for a long for a while now. It hasn't moved. 638 is the number that we're getting spit out at us from Rumble Studio. Today's show has not been good. Not been good, statistically, monetarily, but quality-wise.

Ah, I knew it. I was waiting because when he said it wasn't good, I'm like, yeah, but Aaron's been good, right? Yeah. There's no way Aaron isn't killing it, right? It's just the audience isn't reacting correctly. If he didn't tell you that he was good, how would you know? I know. I appreciate him letting me know because for a second I was worried

that maybe he wasn't out his A game. 638 is the number that we're getting spit out at us from Rumble Studio. Today's show has not been good. Not been good. Statistically,

monetarily, but quality-wise, I'd sell it. I believe in it. I like it. So kill my insecurity. Let's knock this thing out. It's getting embarrassing.

70 bucks away. stream labs paypal venmo super chats and rumble rants let's talk about we got to clip that that's the sad i always love it when he does it's sad i love it when he does it sad rumble rants venmo i guess if i have to our friends that let's talk about the paying customers all care towing 320 253 oh that's right he's got a towing sponsor that's so funny that just crops up every now and again you won't hear about the towing company and then all of a sudden he's got sponsors on the show again

why the fuck if you're a towing company would you sponsor an internet program because it's called steel toe what it's with an e at the head do they not know that I don't think they do that's funny

it's the dumbest sponsorship anyway that's too bad we feel bad for our buddy area yeah I said Chris you brought some stuff for us today Oh, yeah, I did. You know, obviously, Chris likes to check in on our friend, Frenchi Hana. You know, sometimes you surprise us with some Christy Salem.

I know it's Halloween times. That might be appropriate. I brought some monsters today. Yeah, yeah, I'm interested in some monsters. What do you got for us? Well, why don't we start with a little palate cleanser? I need that. Our first favorite monster on a show that we actually like right now with John Goblican.

director, writer, actor, Eli Roth was on, and there's some Halloween talk. So let's get into that with my first clip. Did you love Halloween growing up, Eli? It was the most important thing growing up. I mean, it was like Christmas for me. Everyone knew that I was like the Halloween kid. I was the only kid that would go to school in monster makeup because then it started Halloween now it's spooky season.

Now Halloween basically starts in August. It does, yeah. But when I was a kid, it was one night, and that was it. It was October 31st. So, you know, kids would go home, and kids didn't come to school in costume back then, but I was the kid that absolutely did. And it was hard to get monster props. It was hard to get fake cobwebs and things like that.

So I would spend all year, and, you know, if you found it in a store, you'd get it and hoard it. And, you know, I would completely do up our house, you know, with scary music and dress up the lawn. But that wasn't done. There was one house in it. There's really one house. in our whole neighborhood that did it, because it was hard to get this stuff. So there wasn't like a Spirit Halloween next to every Costco like there is now?

No. Halloween is now the second biggest holiday to Christmas in terms of, like, the house spend. I've really looked into this. The average house, in Christmas, it's like $250. Halloween is like $190 for a household. Oh, my God. It's a lot. It's probably gone up since I last fact-checked that four years ago. But that's the thing is everybody, everyone is into it now Halloween is like super mainstream back then it was just for kids but of course we grew up with it and had no intention of letting it go like video games like heavy metal like wrestling like all the things that's it like all the things we were supposed to grow out of horror movies wrestling heavy metal Halloween we've just decided we just found ways of making like livings out of it now

I realize that was a super long clip but he touches on a lot of things that uh resonated with me about Halloween. I was that kid that went to school in costume. Really? Could not wait for it. I would never have guessed that. And our house was that house

on the block. It was great. I liked the fact that he's talking about how much they spend per household on Halloween shit. And John Gabbycott's like, really? They're spending a lot of money on that kind of stuff?

And then they zoom out and the whole fucking studio is decked down and nonsense. Right. Which is a perfect sag to my clip two. We got to check in. on Chrissy Salem. Just a little appetizer here. Okay, yeah.

I need to get pumped up. I need someone to pet me up right now. Yeah, well, you got it. Give me some good advice. People, creatures of the first hour. And look at the first hour. The day, that's how we lived. Don't hide you the shadows.

I bring me the power. And I've message you've got to hear. Do you feel me? On your street You feel beat up I'm in your dream Oh yeah Oh people

Oh people Missy Salam Inspirational speaker Rocker band She's a band. Yes, I love that. I like that she did her own talk up. Absolutely.

You know, she always assaults my ears with noises. That might have been the most dramatic of all of them. You can hear her feet clanking in the background, her voiceover, all of the side. That's amazing. Her own intro out of a boombox. You can't have one friend that can record that for you, so it sounds like it's something. I love that so much. It's great.

And then it turns into the usual shit. So we'll keep moving On to the next monster Someone we haven't checked in on In quite a while for good reason Christine Nilton Oh boy Let's see what

She's up to If I could guess I haven't watched the clip yet I bet it's sexy If I know Christine Nolton You know All right here we go guys

A nice story Well I'll tell you a story That happened to me One day as I went down To the cemetery The moon it was bright and the night it was dark says I was real scared

when I heard a wolf's bark but I'll never, no never no never again if I lifted me a hundred or 110 I fell to the ground right into the stew after drinking a cauldron of Witch's broom

This goes on for eight more minutes Okay I was wondering where that was going on their jokes I thought for sure it was going to be goo No, which is brew. She changes the chords, and it doesn't matter because it doesn't matter. It's so arbitrary. This came out a month ago. Ten views.

Oh, shit. Two of them were me. I was going to say, how many were you? No. You know, YouTube was recommending her channel to me for a while that I gave up. He's not going to click on this. I'm not. I'm good.

They should know better. Christine Nolton. So into our main course. with Frenchie who's been trying to do food reviews. She hasn't dropped anything in a while, but we were going to touch on this at Villaroma, but so much was going on. So let's see what we're going to review.

My number four. Guys, crispy, country chicken. They say that that is the best, best gas station chicken, and I've been seeing it everywhere, everywhere people doing the reviews on it, was my turn now. And you guys, I don't know how this is going to taste. I don't know, but I'm going there and give me some chicken and some wedges

and try them out and see if it is the best gas station chicken for me. The Jesus. Wow. Is it going to be the best tasting gas station chicken? We don't know. For me. We don't know if it's going to be or not. I like that.

Hopefully, she compares to the other big gas station chicken places that were familiar with why. I don't want to ruin it for you. We're going to get there. Okay, all right. Fair enough. By the way, we have one of those here, and it is pretty fucking good. Really?

Yeah. What? I can't believe you know that. Do you need a race? Are you not into gas station chicken? I'm not into it. Never talk to him ever again. Yeah, right.

He's a weirdo. He used to dress up for Halloween. You had gas station chicken? I'm learning so much about producer Chris right now. She's doing an AMA. We did that. It was very boring. Yeah, it says.

No one cares. All right, clip five. I was like, Carl, how do you know when you're done wiping? I'm like, all right, okay. Just because I'm club-footed. I never thought of that. She's going to struggle. Oh, sorry, I was playing it because I was quick on the draw.

That's okay. We're going to struggle with the menu and the camera here. Go ahead. Okay, perfect. I want to get some chicken over there. So how does it work? Okay. What we're going to do is.

Oh, this is right here. How ever money you want to get? I'll take care of your line for you. I'll take care of your line for you. So, no, let's say. She's going to be speaking of eating. Yeah. How does it work?

Yes, me. Yeah. Now, what we got, right? You just want to check it for you, honey? Yeah, I just, I just want to try it out. I just heard some good stuff about this. I was like, let me see if it's really good. So I'm going to, like, try the chicken out.

How does this work? It's literally a menu that says three-piece box, six-piece box, and then there's a price after it. I'm still distracted by the fact that I'm imagining producer Chris standing in a gas station going, let me get the menu. How does this work? Well, how many people are you ordering for?

Frister Chris, like, assume three or four. My friends. Yes, they're in the car. You don't know them. All right, we're going to start getting into the food in my number six. Oh, yes. The first time I'm trying, the wedge is.

That's the wedge. You don't start with the wedges. All right. I'm already upset with this. Oh, you do know gas station chicken. Okay. The wedge is wedging. The wedge is wedging.

That's good. That is good. Don't fill up on wedges. Homer. Don't fill up on the bread. She forgets everything, including how a food review works. She's just like, well,

she's enjoying food. This is the best review of all time. It tells me I should really like those wedges. Yes, but you taste something and then comment on it. All right, we'll keep it moving to my number seven, please.

Eating the food in the car and it was becoming a mess because I was holding my tripod in one head and eating with the other hand. Speaking of becoming a mess. The fuck it's going out with French here. Why was she holding the tribe? The whole point of the tripod is that you sit it down.

The tripart. That's because I was holding my tripod and one hand eating with... Did she rub the chicken out of her forehead? Is that what we're seeing here? The other hand. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to just get home and I'm going to just finish the video when I get home. So you guys, you guys see me eat the wedge, the biscuit, the thigh, the thighs.

the drum and the wing now let's try them with the condiments ketchup did she just eat five pieces of chicken and now she's going to eat them

with condiments yeah now we're going to go through the whole cycle and she starts with ketchup because we don't know what that tastes like yeah what's the ketchup like wow

now let's try to ketchup with let's try to ketchup with a wedge makes sense yeah This is where I spare everyone the rest of this. I get it. So let's wrap it up with the final results.

Does anyone have a wall in their house like this? Yeah. That's that. That blank. Well, right. What happened to all the vines she had? Yeah, like, what's going out with the studio? Interesting setup.

It's kind of depressing. Oh, you can't eat in there. I don't know why. She was just eating at her car, but okay. Yeah. All right, so we get the verdict, and we find out what's going on with this chicken good? I'm correct.

Been waiting too long. This is a bomb. guys i yes i give everything a 10 out of 10 comparing it to 7 11 okay to walmart chicken that's not a gas chicken i'm comparing it to wrinkles chicken on you know anywhere else that's like that that's chicken like those places this is the best best best best right here Going in for more. She absolutely loved it. It's like a once ever with Kaylee movie review.

Never loved a movie in my life. Who would have guessed? Gets a 10 out of 10. Well, thank you, producer, Chris. I know that you enjoy John Gobblecom. I get the sense you really enjoy French, too. This is a labor of love pulling these clips. Don't forget about Chrissy Salem.

Not so much. I think he does, too. I don't think so. I think he does. I think Christine Nolton and Chrissy Salem are a chore. Yes, they are a slog, and they do this. same fucking thing every time at least Frenchies mixing it up. Yeah.

We played on, who are these socials and then we played on Weight Watchers, so I'm doing a bonus show that's on the creep-off patrons on Dick Masterson's Patreon called Weight Watchers and it's me and Vinny and Dick and Johnny. We have some guests on from time to time. And we play the clips of this

woman Becca and it's Becca and Hannah. They have an Instagram page and Becca sings songs. She writes songs. She's a songwriter and a singer. And then you can send her songs and she'll sing your song and it's the same thing as Christine Nolton where it's just

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la it's just the pitch just doesn't go anywhere you know there's no melody it was infuriating to listen to well I'll tell you again we introduced dick you guys got to check out Weight Watchers

if you're not watching a great program this week we introduced Dick to these women and it was a slow reveal that Vinny got her to sing our Weight Watchers theme song So we actually got her to sing a theme song And then we sent her a screenshot Of all of us giving the thumbs up

After listening to it, how excited we were And she posted on social media How thrilled she was That this new podcast loved their new theme song And she wrote And it shows what a great songwriter she is Oh man, I feel bad You have tears in your eyes

I was so happy Well that reminds me Christine Nolton will do a cameo Oh that's right She does do cameras I wish you could put more information into it But, yeah, that may be worth doing. Yeah.

Your birthday's coming. It sure is, buddy. It'll make me the happiest boy. Paris Hilton has a new web series. And Megan, our review girl actually turned me on to this. That she's talking about this new affliction that she has. Now, I've studied Paris Hilton a bit. I watched your documentary.

We reviewed it. Casey Armstrong and I reviewed on WATP. I'm fascinated by this idiot. Because Paris Hilton, much like Megan Markle, thinks that she's accomplished a lot of things. I heard her on Opie and Anthony talking about how I run like 40 business sales. She thinks she's a CEO and an entrepreneur and a DJ and all this shit. It's like, yeah, no, your dad started the Hilton hotels or your grandfather. That's why you have money and opportunities.

And power and fame. And you suck the guy's dick on a webcam. I mean, so, right, we know why we know who you are. Not even well. No, I know. Don't even get me starting on that blowjob. I'm still mad at her for that. Maybe that's why I'm so mad at her.

If you're going to do it, fucking do it. Don't get into it a little bit. God damn. You got somewhere you'd rather be, Paris? Anyway, she's got this new affliction. She's always got excuses for things in our life, which is great. So the big one for the documentary was the boarding school she had to go to. And she decided that the boarding school was so unjust and so.

horrific that she had to start this campaign to get boarding school shut down rather than realized that she was just an awful kid who couldn't be contained like she literally broke out of the boarding school in the middle of nowhere and could have died because her and her friend just ran away with no plan and fortunately they found her and put her in another boarding school and then the rules were a little more strict yeah right go figure well this place is even more strict at the last place maximum security board school That's cool. Go figure.

So she's just always been an asshole and it knows no bounds with this woman. We're moving in three days. Is that going to have happened? This is literally how this show starts. I just feel like I've always just like had chaos around me all the time. She's standing at her. closet that's bigger than my bedroom

that's just full of anything a woman could want and complaining immediately. Trying so hard to look forlorn. Yeah, this sucks. What's all this designer shit around me? Burr! I hate it. The first time I was diagnosed, I

felt like a sense of relief just to know that it wasn't something about me. It was just the way that my brain works. Okay. Have you guys haven't watched this, I assume?

You're not familiar with this program? What do you think she was diagnosed with? So you heard she was relieved to find out it wasn't her. It was just something with her brain. Let me give you a hint. The name of this is designing my dream craft room for my kids in my new house.

Okay, that's not a good hint. That's nothing with anything. ADD. Holy shit, you nailed it. I would also like to say 80. She is suffering from ADHD. She's being this. much of a baby about it.

And you won't believe what ADHD causes for her. No. I actually studied ADHD, Humble Brag, in high school. So I know a little bit about this. And maybe they've made, you know, new discoveries since I was looking into this. Our brains were not built for this type of world or structure. And I just wanted to also know more about it. I just felt like at that point I didn't really know too much about it except, you know, the

negative things I had heard about it. it for so long. But then it's just so much of how my life has been and made sense to me. And with ADHD, there's something called the demon where it's negative talk in your mind, which isn't true. But it's... With ADHD, there's a thing called the demon where there's negative talk in your mind. That's schizophrenia. That's what she's talking about. Yeah, this sounds much more like delusions. Yeah. This is a very different mental disease than just not being able to focus. So what you're saying is that her doctor will pretty much diagnose her with whatever she wants to be diagnosed. What kind of drugs do you want?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, in order for those drugs, we're going to need to write down this and this. I want that doctor. Yeah. Oh, wait. I know, Steve. What am I talking about it? Oh, he said it.

AMA. Except, you know, the negative things I had heard about it for so long. But then it's just so much of how my life has been, made sense to me. And with ADHD, there's something called the demon, where it's negative talk in your mind, which isn't true, but it's like something that you just, like, think a lot. Is the thing in your mind saying you're dumb and vapid? Because it is true. Just okay. And back then, just like the media was so cruel and constantly I just felt like they targeted me and to have to, you know, live my life like this in the public eye for so many.

years. That poor media was targeting her. All she was trying to do was get on the cover of magazines and star in a reality show or her and Nicole Richie were idiots and made fun of rednecks. At the height of her career, she decided to do the simple life. Yep. And now she's bitching about it. And has that caused the ADHD?

That's a good question. Is it? Well, no, she said she had the ADHD. Always. They showed a little image of her from when she was like little kids. I'm assuming that's the demon has always been there. Yeah, I assume. Is what you're telling me?

It's going to be so tough to be Paris Hilton. What a difficult life she has. And constantly being judged for so long. It's just, it's been a lot. But now. The only woman who's ever been judged. What's that I kind of feel like? It's going to be terrible.

Poor thing. To finally be understood and understand myself. No, we're still judging you. I know. Understood. I'm disagreeing with your affliction. Yeah. I don't think they got it right. It's so transformative and empowering.

Okay. It's so what and what? I got to back that up. This is a dumb statement. And this is highly edited. This isn't like Megan Markle sitting in front of the women's powerful dummy summit. All you had to say was women's. We know that it's then powerful dummies. Come on. My bad. Listen to this sentence. Understood and understand myself has been so transformative and empowering. Does she know what transformative means? Understanding yourself and being understood has been so transformative and empowering. She's just using words she's heard before to sound smart.

Yes. Okay. That's what women do. She's not like it. I don't know. I love it. God, I also love clothes. Yeah, look at those fucking clothes, too.

Could you be dazzle a little less shit in there, please? I feel like I need to, like, speak to, like, an ADHD specialist of what I can... If only you can afford one. What are you waiting for? Holy shit, we're doing this whole series on you, and your horrible struggle with ADHD. You haven't talked to someone about it yet? Maybe I should talk to a professional about him for our camera crew. No, no, no.

You were good. Keep talking to us. Self-diagnosis. This is madness. To, like, an ADHD specialist of what I can do. Like, I'm not complaining about my life. I love it. But I just feel like there's just ways where I could, like, remember things better or I don't know what it is.

Now ADHD is due with memory loss? What is she talking about? What is she getting at? She's getting distracted. All right, we have a new profession for you, Paris, or a new identity. You're a DJ, you're an entrepreneur, and you're a victim. Everything has to end with, and I'm a victim. Like, okay, get over it.

You're doing fine. My family and I are moving into a new home, and I'm so excited to make it my own. As you may know, I have ADHD. This is a new identity now? As you may know, yeah, you won't shut up about it. I'm Paris Hilton. I have ADHD. I'm not, I am the grandchild of the Hilton fortune.

No, just the ADHD girl. Oh, I know, you're the ADHD girl. Right, right, right. Look at this fucking house she's showing off, too. Jesus Christ. What an asshole. Really believe it's my superpower. Oh, okay.

I'm sorry. I got to stop pausing and everything she says is dumb. Let's back that up. My family and I are moving into a new home, and I'm so excited to make it my own. As you may know, I have ADHD. I really believe it's my superpower, but it has its challenges, too. So wait.

She's spending it into a positive. I mean, you see, nah, nah, da, boo, boo, you don't. But there's also negative signs to it, too, like, the demon's telling me to kill myself, my memory loss. Was she implying before that the kids at school made fun of her ADHD? Maybe. Okay. That's it. Not just her big nose.

Okay. Damn. You had to go there. Sorry. So now I've teamed up with experts from understood.org who are helping me deepen my understanding of how my brain works and design my home to work for me. Oh, people with ADHD did a different design for their home.

Does she need the sink to be lower so that she can reach it? What the fuck is a house designed for somebody who has ADHD? You're thinking of dwarfism. I don't understand. You're not, that's not ADHD. Is there a light flashing when somebody rings the doorbell? What the fuck? Is she talking about?

Paris is like, I have nice heels. I don't need the sink lower. I don't understand. What could you possibly need? What's fine? No. I think that's where we're going with this. Let's find out what the specialist from understood.org.

Let's see how they help her with their fungshue. This is going to be so perfect for the arts and crafts room. Like, look at this. Like, looking out, it's like, already it's so inspiring. What an asshole. Wow. That's a pretty nice view. All right, my glasses are not on, but is that pool a little bit penis-shaped?

I was going to go scrotum, but... Yeah, I'm going to scrot about this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm just making sure. My ADHD fuels everything I do in my life, especially with creativity, just thinking outside the box, just seeing things that others wouldn't see. Oh, she thinks she's a creative. Aw, that's so cute.

Does the ADHD get rid of these delusions? Okay, so the first... The demon. The first thing that the ADHD is doing for her specialty house is that she's getting a craft room. Yes. Which I would say a fair amount of women have. Yeah. Okay.

There's one upstairs. I just wanted to make sure. Just thinking outside the box. They're showing her like music videos and stuff. This one has never written a song. She does not a dance. There's nothing creative about Paris Hilton. No one sees her as an artist.

But it's because of her ADHD that she's just different than everyone else and thinks differently. And there's so much creativity flowing from her. Go fuck yourself. Seeing things that others wouldn't see. Like even putting together mood boards, I could think of all these different inspirations and... Mood boards? Oh, no.

That's what a child would do. I might want to take a little piece of, like, this color or this vibe or whatever it is, but... That was a description of a mood board? That might be a color. A vibe. I combine the two things. I like Megan Markle better. Yeah, I know.

That's what Megan Marker should do is team up with Paris. And people be like, like, this Megan's likable. Yeah. I have to, like, really explain it to people if they don't understand it. Yeah. Tell me like I'm five. How do you make a mood board with different colors and vibes? That's why it's important to have a room like this to be able to explain it in a better way.

I want you all to come on this journey with me because everyone can benefit from inclusive design. This is inclusive by design. This is inclusive by design is what this? Oh, no. Is she riding an electric scooter through her house? ADHD. Are you flaunting your wealth? Nope.

I just have ADHD. Okay, very good. Hello. What is it to do you know most up? What an entrance. She couldn't be less likeable. I know. Of a craft room, what does it mean to you?

Oh, this is a psychologist. Okay, good. He's going to help with the design. Hello. What is it that you want most out of a craft room? What does it mean to you? It's always been a dream of mine to have, like, just this, like, magical, ethereal. Her fucking posture, I just sat up just now.

I was like, oh, my God, look at me. I was slouching like an asshole. Her posture is on point right here. She doesn't look comfortable. I'm not saying she's comfortable. But look at the way. she's just talking to this guy. Creative space that's organized at our old house in Malibu, which burned down during the wildfires.

That sucks. We had this whole art room, and the kids and I would always go in there and just paint together, and now that it's gone, I need to rebuild it and make it even cooler. So when you think about the space, what do you want to feel most? Just happy, calm, creative, fun, sliving. All right. You stupid fucking blah-a-mouthed! First off, bitch, I said most.

Yes. Don't whist all of the face. It's a top ten list. Yeah, right. I didn't say give you 15 things to figure out. Do you guys remember sliving? I can't believe this is still going on. Do you know what sliving is? I don't.

So, sliving is a combination of slaying and living. Sliving. I hate that. Harris invented it. So it used to be, that's his. she got rid of that now it's all about sliving and it's really about just killing it living your best life so she needs this craft for him to be sliving and happy income do that's huge instead of that's hot no she did the huge thing huge yeah really have i do i have

am i remembering everything that pairs do i know that's all right never let me check the chat the chat will know which one of us is a idiot someone saying that's hot someone saying that's hot yeah she she didn't have a huge yeah huge Don's with me on that I don't think that that we'll come back to it it doesn't get her yeah that's gay and the key is to make it individual

all right someone's saying both it might be both both we can't both be winners in this situation all right then I'll be the winner no no you're not allowed to take a victory lap over this absolutely not while you have you know a variety of palette colors to choose from getting in sort of the pink families once you start thinking about color then we start thinking about comfort one of the keys

in creating space is thinking about what what drives the creative moment and in being creative it's about finding comfortable space that draws out things from you that are in you already and that's the beauty is like just being comfortable all the time i just think being comfortable all the time i just like being comfortable all the time. Well, that's unique. That's interesting. Nobody has ever said that before. Anybody who doesn't have ADHD does not feel that way. Right. I just want to be uncomfortable all the time because I don't have ADHD. Exactly. And part of comfort is also vulnerability. The idea that great art comes from an internal place that is somewhat private and that in being in a space that feels good to you, actually the posture that you work in,

for example, for ADHD, we don't really think about sometimes the change in where we are impacts our attention, our focus, and our engagement. For years, I worked with kids in all kinds of different settings. And one of the things that was always hardest was to say, you know, in the classroom, kids were always forced into the same seating arrangement. I hate it. Isn't this for kids? Didn't we start with like, she needed a place for her and her kids, like craft room? And now it's just all about her. It's, yeah, clearly about her. I hate it. So, you know, in the classroom, kids are always forced into the same seating arrangement. It was, like, that hard desk, and you're just, like, sitting there, Ms.

and, like, your back is hurting. Right. And did you feel? Feel ready to learn? No, it's so bored. I'll just be, like, thinking about, like, this is so uncomfortable. Like, I wish that they made better, like, chairs. Yeah.

And you want to be able to be free. Carl, in the same way that you hate people podcasting from their couch is she's literally about to start doing arts and crafts from her couch. That's what she's talking about right now. Sprawled out. Everything's be dazzled. That's how her closet got that way. Her servants are feeding her grapes

and she's making a mood board with all the right colors and vibes. All right, I'm back into thinking that this is cool. And your kids hopefully will be part of bringing in sort of that nurturing aspect to your... Oh, right, the kids. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the kids. I was going to say that, the kids, yes, the kids.

In most doing with your kids in this space. We love to paint together. We love making, like, Play-Doh, making sculptures. They're only one and a half and two, so it's like... Is that the one with the weird shaped head, Lucy? It looks like it. My glasses are not on, so I can't entirely tell. But that one that looks like, Hey Arnold's child.

Yeah, I think it's gotten better. I think they fix it. I think they have to wear a helmet to fix it. Yeah, they do. Kids are misshapen. We don't do all of the things yet, but as they grow up, like, they're obviously going to be able to do all the things. Especially at that age, one of the things you're doing

neurologically for your kits is that you're providing sort of putting a helmet on them is what you're doing for them neural little legally i just assume she doesn't know what logically means especially at that age one of the things you're doing neurologically for your kids is that you're providing sort of the platform for them to be creative and expressive the other part of that is sort of moves into the idea of organization do you have an organizational system or systems that you tend to like for organizing your crafts you said you collect a lot so what's worked for historically. I feel like it starts off being very organized, or someone will help me organize it,

and then it will, like, get mixed up because then the kids will... Okay, so someone will come in and set up correctly, and then you'll fuck it up, is what she just said. Yeah, what happens is as soon as, like, the people who help me do stuff correctly leave, it all gets messed up. Come in, and they're, like, moving everything around and, like, playing with everything, and then sometimes people don't put it back. Then my brain, when it sees and it's like, I don't put it back.

Sometimes I don't put it back. And then I blame the kids. Like that. So the idea for you probably is going to be around maybe spending some time doing some creative labeling. But at the same time, having a lot of clear faces to a lot of these drawers. All right. Sliving tip number three, it says, what you see is what you'll use clear bins equals clear minds. Now that's psychiatry.

I didn't realize that was a sliving tip. but now we know. There are bins that are like different colors. Part of ADHD is that we tend to focus on what's in front of us. So if we have barriers to things that we want to access, it becomes a barrier to creativity. So having more open space, having things where you can reach them, and thinking about as you're doing your projects, allow. I hope this guy never works again. I don't think he's going to.

I hope someone watches this because I'm not hearing that asshole. Howing you to be creative by having the things you want and need the most accessible. Yeah. Because I know just even if I would have to go and get the other things, sometimes then I'll forget about that because a million other things will happen or someone will text me or someone will call or something happens. And then it's just like I have a million like unfinished projects all the time. One of the things that I love that I've seen you do is your vision boards and the way that you visually create ideas. So when you see something that is a prior success or those you joy, something you did with your kids, that dopamine starts to flow in the body again. and it impacts something that we call growth mindset.

Prior success leads us to believe we can have current success, and then we get driven by this. Are there certain images or things you've created in the past that you'd really like to have resident in this space? Definitely. Like on my ADHD music video, I made all of these mood boards, and I'm obsessed with butterflies because I am one. What?

Huh? I didn't hear any of those words. So I definitely want to incorporate. Slitting tip number four, be a butterfly like Paris. Oh. Okay. Okay. Good summary.

Butterflies somehow. I think I have a really great sense of what it... I have Paris in my stomach. I'm so nervous. It's that you're looking for and this beautiful vision of how to capture this creative, beautiful, supportive nurturing space. I'm so excited.

Thank you. Just lay it and just make this house insane. Who's rooting for Paris? Who's watching this? How many views this is? Not even that guy is rooting for her. This has two million. views. It came up nine days ago.

What are the comments on here? I think people like her. I'm glad you've come forward about this ADHD and other issues. There are people sitting in darkness and you're helping bring them into the light. Tonight isn't just about aesthetics. It's about empathy. Thank you for showing that in action. Holy shit.

I think she has legitimate supporters. I can't fucking believe it. I'm so depressed now. I wish I had to look at the comments and the views. Megan, the review girl sent this to me. Thanks a lot, Megan. It's ruining my weekend. Hatein all the walls, Taj.

All right, we get it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, it's so creative. I feel like I'm in a fucking casino. I get the stupid sky at the clouds in the sky on the ceiling. Welcome to Paris's fully realized craft room in a way that only she could create. Oh, there's butterflies on the ceiling. This room contains so many wonderful resources.

And the thing about it that really speaks to most of us right away is all of the levels of is a grown woman. It's a child's room. with stuffies all over the place and butterflies on the ceiling. Sort of sensory piece that we see. When you're in a space like this, you need to be able to think about what is it that I want to create? There's a lot of substance behind this,

having the ability to understand that all of the senses of your body are engaged in different ways. So with having good lighting and having good soft coloration in the room, she's allowed to feel... But no taste. Yeah, absolutely none. Engaged in things she likes, which are all about dopamine.

She feels like, I see these things on the wall that are meaningful to me. Things that let her think about the things that... Oh, then they show photos of her! These are the things that are important to me. There's two... This checks out. Two portraits of Paris Hilton. That's how ADHD works, Carl.

God damn it. It's for the kids. He enjoys and is created in the past. And I think being able to be sort of unencumbered and to be able to be relaxed and engaged in a space like this is really important. All right, we're going to make some crafts? Well, that's got to be the weird shaped head kid, right? They both kind of look like it.

That's like her kids seem like losers. What do you think's wrong with them? Look at how the forehead protrudes on this one. That's a space alien. That kid might take over the world someday. A suction cup has been on top of that head. No. Walks into walls a lot.

You know what I mean? It's not even his fault or her fault. No, it might be. So when Paris and I were talking about creating this room, one of the most important elements was talking about organization. When you think about organization, we obviously have a great organizational space, but some of the elements here are really helpful.

We've got transparent or open shelving. You can see what's inside of each of the bins. So when she's looking for something specific, she's not having to dig around and look for it. The key element... Can you do that with my meds, too? Not a big enough room. Yeah, if that's a bigger room down the hallway. And today, the med room.

The med room. There's where I want to hang out. You're going to need a lot of flat surfaces and a lot of sharp objects. Put the items close to where you need them and visible as much as you can so that when you're engaged, in a task, either on your own craft activity or with kids, that you have things close to hand. So?

I forgot Paris's kid's name is London. Because, of course, it is. Do you guys want to paint today? Yeah, that's yellow. Like green. No one's ever Detroit. You know? It's always got to be Paris or one man. And if your kid

is walking into walls allowed, don't give them Dark glasses. Is that helping? This is my son, Mexico City. Never once. Never. Well, not on my. I'll do mine here.

You do yours. This kids suck at art. Yeah. All right. I don't want to make fun of kids to the rest of the show. I'll do that my own time. I'll do that when you guys aren't here.

Lucy, it's been a pleasure having you over. Thank you so much for coming in studio and bringing us Megan Markle and her shenanigans. Where can people find you if they want to see more of Lucy Tightbox? And they can check me out at Once Over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y over on YouTube where I do movie reviews as well as Lucy does dabbleverse over there. You got to subscribe and hit the notify button because Lucy does dabble-verse stuff comes out kind of sporadically. We don't have a set schedule, but I got some exciting stuff coming up. So it's been fantastic. Thank you.

Your, uh, your quickies with Lucy have been great, breaking down the lullsuit and various things in the Dabbleverse. I appreciate it. And, of course, you can see all three of us tomorrow. That's Saturday of the first at the Flying Bison Brewery in Buffalo, New York, performing with our band, The Isotopes. Come by and say hi. There's no cover charge. Yep.

And there is delicious beer. And it's an early afternoon show. Well, it's an afternoon show. Yes, four to seven. Four to seven. Um, but yes. Stop by. We've been there a bunch of times, and the beer is always good.

It's going to be a blast. They treat us like royalty. This is my favorite podcast. Love you, Carl, you douche. Thank you very much. Maraca or B. My kid's name is Mr. Biggles. We have some voicemails.

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Today on W.A.T.P. We find out. A trans person wants attention. Who knew? Dave was a new later. And the brother. Fuck you. Producer Chris.

It's like my dick, Carl. All right. Oh. Don't threaten me with a good time. Yeah. There are some trans people who like attention, turns out. I think I know what this guy's talking about.

We're speaking of Jack Tover. Hey, Carl, I just want a call to agree with you. Morning radio DJs fucking suck. What a bunch of fucking assholes. Hi, Drew, C.A. Kill or Terres, December 5th. Oh, right. My buddy, Drew. I forgot about that.

Good point. They should be nicer. Whoops. This is an interesting observation. Hey, Carl. It's the host of the worst ever podcast. I want to offer a theory. A heavy voice.

affect is a huge red flag. I'm listening to Karmic X, and he has one of these intense affects. His voice is never relaxed and natural. He's just really trying to beef it off and drop it down. Even if you ignore everything he said, you could just tell from his voice that he's a complete disaster of a human being. So, you know, who else has a strong voice The Effect, Aaron Emholt, and Opie Hughes. Discuss and enjoy. Quick plug. Check out why are you laughing.

It's my favorite show. All right. Very good. Thank you for that. I agree. All three of those guys can't just talk normal ever. Right. No ability to do so.

Especially Aaron. I find him so enraging lately. It's always in broadcast mode. Just tell us jail sucked. We know it did. Everyone tells us that. You're not special. Stop it.

Speaking of Aaron's jail term, I might have gotten something wrong. Hey, nice math on the Aaron In Holt jail sentence. If you go in at 11.30 on Friday and you come out around 5 o'clock in the morning the next Friday, that is just a few hours shy of eight days. I don't want to give him any more credit than what he had common to him, but he did almost serve eight days, and they were the best eight days of his life. that is true Friday to Friday would be eight Friday to Thursday would be seven well this guy calls back in and corrects himself hey nice math on my part I apologize Carl it was seven days I'm an idiot I'm glad I didn't tell you who I was or where I was from FSJ I think that's an incorrect correction I think he had it right I would like to know how long in between those two voicemails how long how long was he thinking about it I could check that for you before he I didn't write it down, but that's a good, good question.

But it was supposed to be through Sunday. Yes. And that's what Aaron's attorney thought. That's what Aaron thought. Anyway, whatever. Who cares? No one's even talking about it anymore. Aaron can't get anyone watching the show anymore.

It's over with. Eugene got his YouTube channel back, and he's got 34 people watching live on Thursday night. Yikes. Deluxe out. Thanks, Deluxe. Thanks for the update. Carl, I know you can relate. I've been to some of the couple of those fancy restaurants where, you know,

they have the guys to clean off the crumbs off your table, you know. But the reason we give cash tips is that you can steal them a little off the top so you don't have to, you know, the people at a diner, at a bar don't have to report 100% of their earnings because they don't make that much money. It's not for assholes to cut out the busboys. and the bartenders and all the people at the restaurant that actually make that shit some of these restaurants you literally you give them their order and then that's it that's all they do everybody else does all the fucking work i'm kind of turning on ron oh

fucking keepskey bitch pay your bus boys ron pay them yeah we were talking about that whole thing where ron prefers cash because it gets to keep all of the money right and if you write it down in the credit card slip then he has to share that money with the bus boys and stuff off like that's not most restaurants right it's been a while since I worked in one then I'll stop asking questions sir no further questions we were heading in that direction when okay when COVID happened you worked at a fancy restaurant I'm saying most restaurants aren't fancy like that oh there's no fancy restaurants I think that right that fucking gas station you went to for lunch idiots go ahead Lucy oh I was going to say I think that most restaurants

at this point do when you declare your tips when you have something that's in paper they're like, you have to tip out the busboy 10% or whatever. I do think that that's a relatively common practice now. You go to restaurants with busboys? No. Also, I've never heard of a bus boy making more money than anybody else, which is... I want to get one of these coveted bus boy positions. Yeah, I know.

Sounds like a sweet gig. Guys, thanks for tuning in on a random Friday with us. And also... Happy Halloween! What a show, huh? we do have fun here right oh yeah

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