Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep672 - Bill Burr, Opie & Ron, StutJo, Bryan Callen, Steel Toe

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

This week we’re starting off with an update on Jerry Banfield and his new career. Steel Toe is walking back his take on jail being the greatest week of his life. It appears no one believed him and he learned that not everything can be “Another Win For the Toe.” It’ll be interesting to see how Aaron reacts once he learns that Moody and I interviewed his jail buddy and will be playing it on This Little Piggy. Bryan Callen was scammed and his cohost / friend Brendan Schaub couldn’t wait to laugh in his face. Bill Burr is continuing to soldier on with his podcast after losing 90% of his fanbase; he seems so uncomfortable while laughing at his non-jokes. Stuttering John got drunk, grabbed his guitar, and hit “go live.” He continues to team up with the most unlikable people in the Dabbleverse, Ava Raiza and Keanu Thompson. Opie can’t get over the fact that Amy Poehler is better at broadcasting than he is, it’s driving him mental and he didn’t have a lot of stability to begin with. Megan and Annie join the show for another round of “Is It Gay?”, recent reviews, and your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/wkMb-3Ytq6Y  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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comments section. Today, we'll be watching Aaron from Steeltoe walk back his tails from jail. if you remember last week he was a very braggadocious about what a great time he had behind bars and I think he realized that didn't come off right

so now he's like Speaking of FOMO I thought I missed out Yeah wasn't the greatest thing ever Brian Kellen had a thing happened to him last week and Brennan Chob loved it Oh

I don't think those two like each other Bill Burr's podcast is continuing to circle the drain with the most uninspired content that isn't entertaining anyone Everyone is turning to Bill Burr like, do you, do you have a take? Can you talk about something?

And he's talking about going to Target. So we've never really reviewed Bill Burr's podcast before, but I see some similarities between Bill and a guy that we talk about quite frequently on here that I have to point out. Also, Cedronerick, John, did a drunk stream last night with Ava and Keanu. I'm loving that team. That's going to be one of those eras, like Noel Castler or Hell Sparks. We're going to look back and be like, oh, it was the Keanu and Ava era of John.

That's interesting. Ron the waiter's new mattress was destroyed. Yeah. What's Opie going to do about it? Yeah. Or is it? Or is it destroyed? Or is it destroyed?

Up for debate. Wow. There's a lot to unpack with our Opie segment today. Also, Megan, we'll be here with another round of, is it gay? We have your reviews and voicemails. But first, I would send some books that were recently written by a man that you probably know pretty well. If you've been listening to WATP for the past year, the past years. Our boy, Jerry Banfield. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also

love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. I don't remember. I feel great. I feel out for a while. So Jerry Panfield is this guy. Does it kick in? Is it all an intro? I don't remember. So Jerry Padfield is this guy who was constantly putting up content on the internet. And he tried so many different ways. The way I found him was he was doing these tutorial videos. If you wanted to learn a software application, you wanted to learn how to do something, he was putting together these videos to teach you how to do that. But he also was teaching you how to make money on the internet,

even though he was at the time $700,000 in debt. And the reason why is because he was buying advertising, pushing people to his videos and the advertising would cost him $10,000 a month and the videos would make him $1,000 a month and he did that for years

and then he comes on and he goes guys this isn't working interesting so on the balance sheet you need it to balance is that what you're saying Jerry okay cool good good to know anyway I haven't really paid attention

to Jerry Banfield in a while because he's gotten really boring he's been putting out those songs remember he was putting out a song every day and he's not a musician and he was like rapping like freestyle rapping over nonsense and showing us how we did it whoa behind the scenes creating a terrible song cool well turns out he's got a new chapter in his life i was just mailed this whoever sent this in thank you very much we do have a p.O box on who are these dot com we always accept gifts uh lucy like sex toys we like drugs and hot sauce whatever you want to send us in we always appreciate it so This is amazing because we have books written by Jerry Banfield recently. This one is a photo of Jerry on the front. It says author in St. Petersburg, Jerry Banfield. That's the front cover.

Now, it's not really all that. I mean, you probably wouldn't pick this up at the bookstore and be like, I have to read this. There's an author in St. Petersburg. How is that possible? But if you flipped it around on the back and you wanted to read it and there's his family right there, he's got a photo of his wife and his children, always a good idea. Jerry on the back of it says if you want to know what it feels like to be an author or if you're curious about what daily life looks like after spending more than a decade

as a full-time online content creator deleting everything and starting over to write books you will love reading this book what you'll find here are my daily journal entries written just days after I deleted my social media accounts and declared myself no longer a YouTuber but an author speaker and coach in St. Petersburg, Florida I document what it feels like to navigate a major life transformation in real time. You'll see me wrestle with the unknown, and you may be surprised by where I land by the end. Each entry is raw, unfiltered, and uncensored. This is going to be better than Carl Pilkington's diary.

So this is the first book. I was sent three books by Jerry Badfield, okay? Or not by Jerry Badfield, but you know what I mean. Someone sent these to me. Maybe Jerry said it to me. That'd be cool. An unknown person sent them to me. So the first one's about transitioning

into an author. And then he's got this one. I was famous on the internet. With a naked shirtless for doing what. Let me read the back blurb in case you're not intrigued by that.

I like to eat beans. It says, you are about to experience my rise from obscurity to internet fame. reaching millions of followers, billions of views, and more money than I ever imagined. What looked like freedom became a digital prison that stole my peace, my family, and nearly a decade of my life. I erased everything, the fame, the followers, the fortune, and I found my way back to what matters most. Are you ready to join me on the journey from internet fame back to real life? I don't know if I am.

Yeah. I'm not sure if I am, Jerry. But I found I put a bookmark in this thing And I found a chapter That was pretty interesting It's called the highest cost It says

Oh I should mention how we writes these books Because that's fascinating Like how did he churn out The first one was written in August And he's already got three books out How do you churn out three books so quickly? AI Yeah

So what he does is What he does is It's all m dashes It's just dashes No no no He dictates So he reads every day he does like a journal entry onto his recorder, his computer, his phone, whatever.

And then he puts that in a chat, GPT, to turn it into, like, written format. Right. Write the book now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said all this stuff. Now you go write the book. And so that's how he's able to write these books. And they read like that, too.

Like, he thinks he's so interesting. The shit that he writes about. Now, this actually is interesting. So I'm not going to read you one of the boring pieces. I was reading through it. I'm like, who cares. As I dictate this, it is September 28, 2025, and I'm doing what I hope is the final first draft edit before publishing on October 8th, 2025.

Two weeks ago, my wife, Laura, and I agreed that we are going to get divorced. Oh, my God. Our marriage has been less than the full joy we are capable of for years. We have both been trying so hard to make ourselves fit together, but the reality is we've grown apart. Sobriety and education have changed me into someone very different than the man she started dating. Can you go back to drinking heavily, please?

You were so much more fun back then. That's what I'm hearing. Yeah, that's a weird thing. That's when things were working. Right. And then it says, motherhood has changed her too. And now we are no longer aligned in the most important areas of our lives. I want more children.

She does not. She's like, oh, with you? He says, I have an abundant mindset with money where most of what comes in, I give away or spend quickly. She has a mindset of saving and working. What a crazy cunt. What a bitch! I love that. Like, so he's irresponsible with money, and he turns into like, no, no, no, I have abundant mindset.

I got to remember that. Charitable. That's a new word for irresponsible with money. Cool. So the third book that comes in is called. Oh, my God. The Kind Divorce. And he's holding his other book on the front cover.

So he says on the back, it says, what of a divorce can unfold with love written day by day as it happened? this is amazing the guy was like you know what this internet thing's not for me i'm gonna stop this i'm gonna try something new and then halfway through it the wife was like i'm out of here he's like oh okay cool maybe i maybe i should have stayed on the internet making those terrible songs thank you honey that's my third book just trying to explain to us how talking about himself on the internet is such a crazy difference between writing about himself in a book and calling that a noble journey like he's some kind of hero it's funny you say that because you know the difference between the internet and traditional

media is one-way communication versus two-way communication however what jerry is asking for if you go to his website jerry banfield dot com he says if you've read any of my books and want to contact me or would enjoy receiving a message when i release a new book text what's at me at 7273390333 and he's constantly encouraging people to reach out to him who are reading the book because putting pictures of his family on the internet work so well. That's smart. My work is rooted in honesty, curiosity, and self-discovery. The kind of stories that make you stop and think about your own life.

You know what? Why don't I just stop before I start reading and think about my own life? Yeah. I like it. You have to hear about yours? Things are going well. I don't need to quit the internet, so there's that. Anyway, I thought that was fun.

I appreciate whoever said to be those books. We'll get some, we'll mine some content out of these for sure. Or maybe we just did. I don't know. Eric Nagel sends me stuff from time to time, and I appreciate that because Eric is still watching the radio business, paying attention to that. So he sends me over, this is from the morning mosh pit on Rock 955 in Chicago. Yeah, sounds like it's pretty fucking rocking over there. He says on one of their social media posts, they pan through the studio and you saw the screen of their show prep.

and so this is a screen grab from what they're showing, and this is what their show prep looks like. It says, National Candy Day, wasn't that Halloween, question mark? So that's going to be a segment. That's going to be a call-in segment. Should we have National Candy Day after Halloween? But today's question is, what's your comfort movie or show when life gets heavy? And then they list the – they list some responses.

So the DJ can mix it up with the collars, give them some thought starters. Sure, sure. Right? So they have like the Princess Bride, Gilmore Girls, Parks and Rec, Friends, the Office, the Golden Girls, Harry Potter, Ted Lassow, Modern Family, the British Baking Show. Yeah. Downton Abbey, 13 going on 30, the holiday Shrek. And this is insane to me because the question I have, this is the morning mosh pit. Yeah.

You know, I would think they'd be, like, fucking heavy guitars and, like, rockers in the studio. And they're like, what life's got you down? What do you like to go watch? Downton Abbey? 13 going on 30? Is that what you want to check out? No, no, no, no. To feel better?

Golden girls. What the fuck? That's so weird, right? I can't believe they had to cite a source for the question, what's your favorite comfort movie. Yeah. It's from Reddit, guys, just in case you think I came up with that. What's also funny about this screenshot that Eric points out is that behind this, you can see he's got a browser pulled up and the URL here is premier prep.com.

So this is a company-wide prep service for iHeart. And he says some things in radio never change. They're still using these prep services to figure out, what's your comfort movie show when life gets heavy? Good stuff. Mosh Pit. Fun. All right.

Do you guys going to get to steal toe? I have a big announcement when it comes to our boy. Please, please, please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. So last week, we played Aaron back from jail on his Monday morning show, and he sat there like the smug prick that he is, and he told Johnny Crutches all about what a fantastic time he had, He was the curator of fun.

He was playing basketball and dominating the court. Yes. And cribbage. And he's decided he's going to become a lawyer because there's so many people in there who shouldn't be in there. And he was mad at Reagan for shutting down the facilities, the mental hospitals where these people really belong. And he was concerned that, you know, just a lot of people who are addicted to drugs. You know, don't deserve to be there. They need help.

which is great. I love when Aaron has a heart. In fact, I believe Adam pulled a clip where he's like, he might be turning a little liberal after his experience in jelly. You know, he's a caring, more caring, more feeling steel tell after that.

Well, after that Monday show, they got tons of views and we all talked about it is that his numbers plummeted. Yeah. And that was the most recent segment we did on WATP, where we showed two days later on Wednesday,

he's like, oh, no one's donating to the goal. and this sucks. No one's watching anymore. He's complaining about his numbers. Like, what happened? And I think I opined at the time, and I'll say it again, is that even the audience that might like him is now turning their backs because they're going,

this guy's not real. He can't just give us a real moment one time and explain to us something that was an awful experience and what he learned from that. Instead, it was just victory after victory. Win for the toe, win for the toe, win for the toe. It's too bad the real moment was him panicking over money right and so here's what i want to tease i'm so excited about this on this

friday which will be on the uh carl w a t p youtube channel the who are these podcast youtube channel i will be playing our interview with mikey the arsonist i got up early yesterday moody was up very very late and moody and i had an interview with aaron cellmate who erin was talking about quite a bit on that episode. Mikey's the guy who's like, man, he's just misunderstood. He should not be in there. Sometimes people get addicted to matches. Yeah.

Yeah. Right. He wants to help him. He wants to become a lawyer and help a guy like him. He wants to become a lawyer and help him. And we ask Mikey, do you want to be represented by Aaron? We ask Mikey all the questions about basketball. We ask him all the questions.

And Mikey's great. How did you find him? Dude, Moody's the best. Mikey's great. Moody's the best. So Moody was able to connect that. And I'm very excited to tell you, you can't miss this little piggy on Friday because we will have the interview with Mikey who hung out with Aaron in jail. And I'm going to tell you right now, Moody and I were surprised.

Okay. Afterwards we're both looking at each other like, wow, that's crazy. This guy, you know, he didn't know he was going to be interviewed about Aaron afterwards or anything like that. But he remembered he was answering questions. He knew what he was talking about. So very interesting stuff to come on this. little piggy. But first, I want to talk about how Aaron's now walking back these jail stories that he had. And all of a sudden, he's admitting that, you know, maybe things

weren't as phenomenal as he, as he first said they were. Jerry Shepardini says, honestly, jail doesn't sound so bad. Get some crocks, watch some movies around, get a triple double. I would say double double. I definitely got into the double digits in points and rebounds. I don't think I got enough assist for the triple double, my man. I'm sorry. But it, no, let me say this.

I only had a good time while I was in jail on account of it was jail and I had to be there. On account of it was mandatory. Right. Like I needed to be there. I wasn't going to leave it. Everyone, like if they love me, they're like Aaron, that sounds like it wasn't so bad, blah, blah. And the people who hate me are like

angry. like he has to be lying it can't be that good i need him to be miserable because apparently that's going to help your life good luck with that wouldn't it be great if aaron would just once be like in fact look at what the pretty anti-social girls were saying or check out this clip from nobody likes onions or w ATP said this look at they're totally seething and they're pissed off about what i said and johnny i'm going to put this out there if you could just one time when erin talks about the haters seething and getting angry, just say, hey, you should play a clip of that. Play the clip.

I will give $200 to your GoFundMe or your page or whatever you're trying to raise money. I'll go to your strip club and give you $200. Whatever I got to do to get that money to you, because I would love for one time, because it would make the show so much better. If instead of Aaron acting out what the haters are saying and how they're saying it, if he would just be like, like, look at this example. What a loser, huh? Because I didn't see anybody get angry about it.

All of us just pointed and laughed. Yeah. Dude just got back from jail. You idiot. Stop acting like you're in a vacation. He was bragging. Like, I remember, it was it last year, the year before Patrick Melton went to Hawaii for two weeks, and then he came back.

And it wasn't mandatory. It wasn't mandatory. Okay. He came back and barely talked about it. You know, he's had a nice vacation and whatever, moving out. And the fact that this guy goes to jail and acts like, let me tell you how much fun I had. The following activities were the best. I'll list them, top

10, 10 to 1. Yeah, he befriended every corrections officer. Oh, the CEOs loved him. All of the inmates were gathered around to hear tales of radio days. It was an amazing experience. Yeah, he didn't befriend them. They befriended

him. They reached out to him. They saw him when they were fixing his toilet and trying to get his take on, you know, things around town. They wouldn't leave him alone. They love him. Yes. And so we all watched that. That doesn't sound realistic at all. I wonder if he's exaggerating. Yo, radio, let me carry your books.

If someone could recreate what Aaron said happened in jail, be a very funny sitcom. You're right. So, anyway, so this is him. That's starting to walk this back. And then this is the full on, like, here's the reality of it, guys. Jail was only fun for me because I had to be there.

If they would have said at any time, Aaron, we're going to let you out right now, but you have to go home and rake and bag leaves in cold, damp weather for the rest of the day. I would have said, I'll see you guys later. I'm out of here. If you would have pulled me off the basketball court where I was having the most fun while I was there,

and you would have to stop playing basketball in county jail right now, and you have to go home and rake leaves in disgusting, overcast, damp weather. I would have said, guys, it's been fun. here's the ball. Larry Jailbird out. So Aaron's hearing the feedback, and he realizes that he needs to be a little bit realistic with his audience, which I believe all of this. Would you rather be a free man doing things you don't want to do or behind bars playing a pickup game? Yeah, I'd rather be free. That sounds good.

I like when my doors aren't heavy. I like when I just open. Those heavy doors, yeah. I'd have to check into a hotel where the doors are a little lighter. If you don't mind. Maybe there's a key card. I'd come and go as I please. I'd be swell. I prefer that if it's an option. Right.

So all of a sudden, Aaron's completely changing his tune on what this actually was. And he thinks for some reason that people like me, Patrick Melton, and Moody, we're just going to ignore that he said this. Now, I am being very unmistakably clear about that. How much do you want to bet that people who hate Steeltoe are not going to hear what I just said? I feel like they're just going to ignore that and focus on the you know what it is? This is just more of your grandiose lie

to obfuscate what happened. Toe doesn't even rank his leaves, I bet. That's not what I'm going to say. I don't rank my leaves. I have a guy for that. Why would I be spurking out over Sealtose saying he's raking leaves? So this is hilarious

because not only am I playing these clips, I'm going to be playing them again on Friday because why was it going to set up the conversation with Mikey. It's going to make it so much more interesting that he said this. I'm really looking forward to it. I have a whole presentation ready to go that's going to be very fun. And I can't wait.

I assume this will get back to Aaron that we had a conversation with Mikey from jail. Yeah. And I can't wait to see right about now. Yeah, right about now. And I can't wait to see what Aaron does to get in front of that. Because that'll be another segment that we can do on this little thing. I'm curious myself. So that's going to be a lot of fun.

One of the things that people were asking on this episode, so this is from Monday's episode of this week. And so I think Johnny hadn't been there since the last time. So people were asking, Johnny, like, hey, when you were hearing these stories from jail, you must have been rolling your eyes, right, Johnny? And so they have to address that. I don't remember most of this story.

I, like, we did it in the moment. I cared and I got like I got the beats yeah Mikey someone did Mikey dirty and and other stuff like someone shit in the first floor you were above that tier they shit the shower they shit the shower yeah first floor shower right like I got all of those I've got all those parts in there but I like for the most part I don't remember it happening so I can't explain what me would have let me help let me help you so they go Johnny you know we we saw you rolling your eyes what was up with that and johnny goes i don't even remember what he talked about johnny might be the worst co-host in the history of co-hosting that's a fireball offense right there we they finally have a bunch

of people watching the show they've been off for a week erin comes back to talk about what happened in jail and johnny goes i was paying attention to the time but i didn't really retain any of it there was a shitter right there's a shitter on one of the floors or something wow in that first clip you played i thought johnny was a still photo yep he did not move at all until he spoke Could you imagine having a co-host like that? Cress, move a little bit. You there? So then they bring up the chat does, brings up Mikey, who was arrested for arson, specifically setting fire in a building where people were currently inhabitating.

Did I say that right? Probably not. No. There were inhabitants. They were habitating. They were habitating. in a building where Mikey was setting fighters. And so, you know, Aaron said, I want to help this guy out.

I might go to law school. I want to become an attorney for people like this, the downtrodden. And he explains that. So my buddy Mikey, who I defeated in two-on-two half-court basketball, I think because he's a black man is getting a raw deal from our justice system. Okay. I do. I do.

Raise your stories. I read the details of the game. case and what happened to Mikey and I'm convinced that he's being framed he's being framed yes this is excited how that's a lot to go through so somebody somebody set the building on fire and made it it look like it's not what that's not what I said oh it's not what I said now is it framed I just kind of right now as a co-host this is the part where you go oh wow really what happened well what happened that you think he was framed for bingo now I'm set free why even have a co-host I really don't understand what Johnny's role is on this show at all anymore.

He should just be a picture. Yes, that'd be funnier. Because his role is to be wrong. That's it, whatever he says. Yeah, just get an AI voice on there in a picture. He'd be fine. So he says, uh, Mikey was framed. And we wonder, how would Aaron know that Mikey was framed?

This is, uh, Mikey's future attorney. How would he know that he was framed? See, I know Mikey. I got to know Mikey for six days. And let me tell you. something i don't see mikey doing this okay good i rest my case you're out of because i can spot it i can spot a guilty person just like that just from looking at him yeah i played basketball with this guy at least three times maybe four your honor and he didn't set any fires well he literally

does say that um but yeah i mean this is really good work i think errs going to make a very competent lawyer look traditionally his track record in deciding what people are good or bad is pretty right on. Like he's got a pretty good record on being a judge of character. April Imholt was an amazing co-host and the right pick for that. And mother to his children, good call. We'd go through the list. Through lawyers, he's very good at that. Teaming up with Nick Rickadea

is a great idea for your career. Worked out really well. Yep. So I never saw Mikey said anything on fire. I never even saw him have arsonistic tendencies. And also nice guy. I'm thinking somebody at this group home

was fucking with Mikey. I'm thinking one of these staff thought it would be funny to play some kind of like trick or bother or instigate with Mikey and they knew he'd start burning. Do you think, see how things have changed in one week? Like literally, Aaron

after getting out of jail was like, guys, the system is corrupt. There are problems. These guys don't deserve to be in there. I really think a guy told me I should become a lawyer. There was another lawyer told me I should do this. I think I'm going to do that. I think I'll still do the show, but I want to represent these guys who need help with this stuff.

And now he's being silly about it. And he's just like, I mean, I didn't see him set in a fire. Well, he doesn't go fuck anymore after just seven days. But look at Johnny now. He's like, Jesus Christ. What are we doing?

What are we doing with this? So, yeah, he's not being serious about any of the things that he's talking about. Or you ever just like set shit on fire? in your own house for fun? No. No, all the time, right?

I mean, unless you count the marijuana, no. Yeah, you're burning. You're setting small fires while you're at work every goddamn day. So who are you to judge Mikey? You're sitting there lighting drugs on fire. All he was doing was burning notebooks. Who knows? Maybe that notebook had fraudulent invoices in it.

Maybe Mikey was trying to raise attention to the fact that there's mass fraud being committed. Good stuff. he really comes up with some hilarious banter on the fly nothing can be hilarious when it's yelled like that yeah that makes me sieve it really does he's got me well see you're just yelling

at this cripple it's like leave him alone but Aaron isn't serious about this at all and he seemed like he was really interested in this kind of stuff when he first got back from jail and now he's just like throwing Mikey under the bus you know just pretty much basically saying like yeah this guy's fucking set in fire

What are you going to do? You know, who doesn't sound fires? He's basically what he's saying. So, and here, you know, people are saying he should have Mikey over to the house because he was talking about having Mikey on the show to talk about his case and try to get some justice. T. Jefferson says, have Mikey over for some cornhole and a few old fashions, maybe even a Stogie. That's, well, maybe, look, maybe easy on the Stogey, maybe even hold back on the alcohol if it's flammable. And maybe don't invite him over to my house

Because in the backyard on the deck We have the fire table Oh, yeah Let's start Mikey out with maybe a Perkins breakfast Oof Again, I don't know the people who actually watch Aaron's show and get enjoyment out of it Unironically because

I'm watching this guy's show comes back from jail It's a real experience in his life And he met people Like we talked to Mikey He's been in since February He's got a court date on Thursday, but he's like, I don't know when I'll be let out of this place. I don't know everything's kind of pending.

He's trying to figure out he's competent to even stand trial. So he's got like mental health concerns and all this kind of stuff. And Aaron, when he came out, like, I just talked to the guy yesterday. And I'm like, oh, shit, that sucks. Aaron, when he got out, was like, yeah, this sucks, man. I got to do something about this. This is really terrible. And then a week later, he's making jokes about, I can't have him in my house because, you know,

I got lighters with the cigars. So you know what he's going to do. He's going to burn the house down. you walka waka and he's black let's not forget about that it's incredible that Aaron has the shortest memory in the world we say this all the time

Aaron is just always now Aaron present Aaron and yesterday Aaron doesn't exist tomorrow Aaron will never exist in his mind so everything is just like well right now this is how I feel about it so this is it problem is not the radio anymore

the radio is you air it and then it's gone the internet is there with all the receipts for all of us to go back and watch you get. So then later on in the program, oh, by the way, thank you to Stalin 19 for putting this clip together. This is a steel toe Mikey two matches is the name of this one. And Super Chatter comes out and says, hey, you know, I feel bad for Mikey. You want you to throw a few bucks. All right, $2 from Jerry Shepardini says put this on Mikey's commissary account on my behalf.

you know what if we hit the goal today whatever we go over live on the air I will contribute to Mikey's commissary okay there we go oh and I have to pay you today Adam you didn't think that was a nice gesture right there

that was right guy literally the least he could do well I do have some news for you I don't think he hit the goal or went over the goal because when we talked to Mikey Tuesday morning this was from Monday Mikey had two cents I was kind of

He has a lot more now because Moody threw him some money to do the interview with us, which was very nice. Good on Moody. Yes. I'm feeling Johnny Crutches has the same problem right now. Mm-hmm. I would imagine, yeah. And Aaron's just laughing like, oh, yeah, I didn't run payroll either. Ha-ha.

Fun stuff. And one more clip, because, again, when we watched Aaron last week and Aaron's just like, man, these poor people. And he's going through the list of the guys he wants to help and all the people that he met and their stories. And he's talking about going to school for three years in order to become an attorney, the commitment that would take. But he's been touched by these seven days in jail. So he feels he needs to do something to give back to these people. And then seven days goes by and he doesn't remember who these people are.

Even the stuff they've done wrong, I can excuse it. Like my buddy, um, oh shit. My buddy. You know, my buddy, my buddy, my friend. My buddy, my buddy. My buddy. my buddy and me smoking meth in a tree he's a uh i can't remember his name it's called it's hurtful it's call him bill i taught him out of play cribbage for christ's sake i can't remember his

fucking name so i don't know i think maybe he's not going to follow through with this law school thing i'm going to throw it out there i think aaron journey over it it's like yep i'm done with my time so fuck him his name is corn pop right that would have been a funnier thing to say than just like ah shit i don't know i don't remember i don't It's just my thing, but it really, it really angers me when people like him, even in joke, do that. You can spot a guilty person, and if you didn't, then that's on you, because I'm better than you, because I can see them coming. So you had it coming. You were asking for it.

Whatever happened. I really hate that. It's really dangerous, these soft, complete lack of life experience people that live these isolated lives that are telling us all how the world should be run. And every time they have the slightest bit of experience, it all changes completely. and that doesn't clue them in to their own naiute. Isn't it funny that Karmic and Aaron both do that? They both tell you what's up all the time. It's like when a fat person goes to the gym for the first day,

and they won't shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, about the ratio of carbs to protein. You should consider changing your diet. Right, right, right, right, right. I get it funny. Karmik screamed Tertuki that he demands his respect because he's earned it. I know. Carmik is the guy's talking about being a man,

and then we find out he's always fucked one. curled its entire life and never floated an airplane. So weird. Anyway, yes, good observation. Guys, we have a lot to get to today. Let's get into our buddy, Brendan Schaub. You're going through a tough time, and I was like, I just moved to Austin, man.

Yeah, I'm trying to fly my way. I'm heartbroken about L.A. It's Papa, Papa, in Texas. You can't just have one bumper for Brendan Scha Because to me, I'm just like, oh, it's just a, it's literally a blimp in the road, man. Stupid ass can be. All right, so Brian Cowan, I'm the fighter and the kid, is telling this story about being asked to be on Amy Poehler's podcast. Now, Amy Poehler has a very big podcast.

A lot of viewers on that show. show, and Brian Cahillan has a new comedy special that's out. So this is perfect. Great. He's going to go on Amy Poller's podcast, and he starts telling that story to his buddy Brendan, the co-host of the show. I'm supposed to do Amy Poller's podcast. I tell you about that?

So I was supposed to do Amy Pollard's podcast. In L.A.? Yeah, her assistant reached out and, you know, and she was like, hey, we'd love to have you on Storytime with Amy. Yeah, is a big podcast, right? Yeah, big podcast. And I know Amy from back in the day. I love it.

I know a lot of people that promise you think. I've known Amy for many years. I haven't talked to her in a long time, but I love her. Been busy. I've been busy. She's been busy. She's been busy being super successful. I've been busy.

She's busy counting money. You're busy doing what I'm doing. So, uh, that's fun. A little good natured ribbing, huh? A little elbow in the rib cage. Yeah, you know, she's got a lot more money and success than you. It's like, yeah. Off to a good start.

I get it. So this is fun banter between these two. I will say, poor Brian, he put out a comedy special three weeks ago. and it is getting panned a little bit. I watched Blind Mike did a bonus show yesterday watching it. Him and Craig watched it all the way through. I was tuning in for a bit of that. Oof.

This comedy special is not great. I did a search on his comedy special on YouTube because I want to see how many views it had. I'll show you what the screenshot looks like from that search because this ain't great. So I put in Brian Callin's special and there it shows up false gods, full Comedy Special, live at Joe Rogan's Mothership. And it has 213,000, 12,000 views from three weeks ago. Now, the sad thing is,

well, that. But secondly, the fact that this video that was put up seven days ago called Joe Rogan can't save his friends anymore, comedy nuke. And the thumbnail says, bombing Austin has 372,000 views. So almost twice as many views on the video that's making fun of, Brian's stand-up special

as his actual stand-up special. People would rather watch him than watch the stand-off special. So there's a turn that's happening right now, especially around the Joe Rogan sphere and those comics that have been phoning it in for years now.

And this is why Brian moved to Austin. If you remember, Brian, on the foot of the kid, was just like, listen, man, L.A. is not it for me anymore. Everyone's going to Austin. That's where the comedy is. That's where my friends are.

I got to get back there and be a part of the comedy scene. And Brendan Schaub goes, I'm coming with you. Okay, great. So, Ryan Gallet was trying to get rid of Brendan Schaub at the fighter of the kid. The show has been out for over 15 years and is failing miserably. And go to Austin and become successful as a comic again. And now both things have failed for him. He's still doing this show.

And he's stuck with Brendan. With his dumb buddy. And the comedy thing doesn't seem to be working out all that well. Anyway, that's just a little aside. because that's why, all right, going on Amy Poehler, we'll fix all of that big audience, new audience, specials on YouTube, it's free to watch. We've got a ton of people watching it.

So he has to do this thing where he gets on a Zoom call with the producer of Amy's show to test out his equipment. Now, this is not abnormal. I remember when I did Alex Stein show remotely, his producer called in, and I had to do a quick thing with him video, make sure everything, all the equipment works and everything like that. It's a good policy.

It is a good policy because this is a professional show and you want to make sure that things are going to work well. And I get on, I get on. Now I'm on and now I got to do it through Facebook live. You know, and I don't know how to do any of that. So he's got me on Facebook and I'm like, God, Jesus. And I'm doing this thing. And he's like, okay, do you see it? I'm like, I don't see anything. And he goes, you want to, let's screen share so I can help you with this. So now I'm screen sharing with the guy as he's trying to configure my Facebook thing so I can get to a point where I'm there. And then I'm 20 minutes in as I'm clicking everything. I'm like, you know, and he's going, okay, so, so this is really good and just, just make this. It's no problem.

I'm going to help you this one. Now click this. It's great. And also, I go, hi, I go, I go, wait, so when are we doing the podcast? He goes, this Friday, we'll reach out to you. And I go, oh, this was just a test run. I go, oh, this Friday. Okay.

all right and he goes yeah do you see brennan's smug little face over here as he's watching brian tell this story brendon thinks he's a lot smarter than brian i actually zoomed down his face it's just a quick snippet from what we just watched just looking at brendon's face it's no problem i'm gonna help you this one now click this it's great awesome i go hi go i go i go wait so so brettes in there going ah grandpa doesn't get tech grandpa needs the guy to show him how to run computer for him because he's not understanding this he loves it when someone else looks dumb yes he loves that and and brennan's like 15 years younger than brian call on so he's probably thinking like dude you don't know how to use a computer all right i guess he's walking you through it idiot

it's that here we go again you're always like this attitude yep very funny so then uh brian explains what actually is going on and watch brendan's reaction to this i've never seen brennan more happy he jumps out of his seat he leaps out of his seat and runs around the room like a child my producer for my podcast he i did it when i after i was done with my podcast and my producer calls me he goes hey um did you uh do you know that amy polar podcast do you know it's a scam oh no he got into all your shit Baba. He goes, they've been scamming people. Look at that.

Do you know that's a scam? And Brennan jumps out and runs around. I was like, wow, this is great. My friend Brian Kelly got scammed. Yay. He either knew and he's like overperforming or he really is stupid and didn't know and was like, oh, the joke is that it's not till Friday, huh? That sucks.

Right. But no matter what, I'm leaping out of this chair. Either way. So Brian's explaining something that happened to him. him that actually it sucks. Yes. And I don't think these two like each other at all. I think Brendan's waiting for him to step in shit.

We have suspected it. And now I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. So listen to what Brendan says to him after he finds out that there was a scam that Brian fell for. I'm so grateful for you. I've always wanted to meet somebody who got scammed by those podcasts. And I,

because there was a firing a kid one. There's a rogan one. When I say I got scammed, I got scammed so hard. I gave them all. I had to call a cyber security expert Brennan, I always wanted to meet a Mark. Yeah. This is great.

You're one of those guys? That's awesome. What a dick. I love this. This happened last week, by the way. It happened right before our WTP show that we did last Wednesday. So, it's very funny

because you have Brian who fell for this thing that Amy Poller's podcast would actually want to interview him, which by the the way they don't do remote interviews on Amy Polar show. Films it out of LA and people come to the studio. It's very professional show. So Brian could have

done a little research to realize that that's probably not how this works. But, you know, he's excited. He's got a special out. He wants to spread the word. Amy Poehler reaches out. So he falls for the scam. Brennan's all excited that he fell for a scam because he thinks he's better than him because of that. And there's more sadness

to come because, as you heard, Brian said, I'm friends with Amy Poehler. We know each other. So apparently, Brian reached out to Amy directly. I even texted Amy, and I was like, I, DMed Amy. I was like, hey, I'm supposed to your podcast. I'm waiting, but nothing's going on here. She's saying?

No, I didn't even hear. She didn't get my name. Meanwhile, but it's been going on and somebody else who's a comic. I can't remember her name. She got taken, too. Well, they probably knew your special came out. You're probably doing some PR. Exactly.

So they timed it up. The way they did it was so good. It's not. It's not. Gave me, like, all the questions. He goes, yeah, it's not, though. It's so good, yeah, but it's not. You just fell for it because you're an idiot.

I love that because he goes, I even texted Amy Poeh, I DM to Amy Pollard. It's like, I don't have her phone number. Like, he walked that back immediately. And he's like, I never heard back. Oh, your friend, Amy Poehler, didn't want to get back to you, Brian? That's too bad. About that scam, she has nothing to do with that you fell for and are now blaming her for? But even, I think at that time when he was texting her, he was waiting for her to, like, he did the thing they told him to do.

and he's like, all right, I'm going to be on the show now. Just waiting for this to happen. Right. And he's like, hey, Amy, where are you? And Brian Killing is a famous guy. He's been in a lot of movies. He's been in sitcoms. He's no Adam Bush, but, you know, he's been around.

He's very funny. He's very funny. So the fact that, like, Amy Poehler can't be bothered with this guy is not a good sign. Maybe moving to Austin wasn't the right move. I don't know. I'm not his agent. I can't tell him what to do. But I love that Brendan would have figured.

this out. Yeah, right. Oh, no. Chris, he's going to explain all the times that he would have figured this out how dumb Bryant is we're falling for it. So you're on your phone. He goes, I need you on a laptop. And he said, I need you on FaceTime. That was the red flag. He needs me on my laptop and he was trying to tell me how to do it. And I could do it open out FaceTime? He goes, let's let's, do you want to screen share? He goes, I want to point out, Brennan's not even paying attention. He said Facebook. Yeah, I know. It was a Facebook live video conference thing. Yes. So he goes, FaceTime. He said FaceTime. Red flag. Red flag. That was it. It wasn't even FaceTime, you fucking idiots.

But now, you have it all figured out. He's that friend that says, you know what you should have done. Yeah. I know. Yep. I sure do know that. Thanks, though. That's weird, because I can spot guilty people just like that. My laptop, and he was trying to tell me how to do it, and I could do it. And he goes, he goes, let's, do you want to screen share? Would you like to screen share? Because I can help you. And now he's got Oero's pointing on clicking here. I'm clicking here. All that's a red flag. Oh, dude. Yeah. Brendan's going, geez, you should have known because of this thing. You should have known because of that thing.

Let's remind everyone about cast media. Cast Media was this company run by Colin Thompson that represented Theo Vaughn and Brendan Schaub and Sarah Silverman, a whole bunch of these big-name comedian podcasters and ripped them off because they promised all this money that they never paid them. Brendan Schaub was owed $1.5 million.

by this guy that he never got from him from cast media that's a red flag and bretti shoves said they're going like dude you got scammed one of the idiots they hacked into your facebook you're a moron dude but remember when shop told him that and brian callan ran around like a hummingbird screaming singing no i don't remember that i don't remember the victory lap that was going on from that actually but dude brendon is loving this so i sent it to my cyber security guys they go oh dude he's russian those are russians yeah they got you Dude, Bubba. Yeah.

Did he show his face briar or not? No, of course. They got into my meta-business suite. Damn, dude, you got hustled. I got hustled. Damn. And I was all plummed out, too. I was like, oh, I got blown off.

And it was like, no, you didn't get blown off. You're no going on there. That sucks. It does suck. You didn't get the bar, and they stole your wallet. Yeah, right. It's a bummer. So, yeah, it's like going for the big audition.

just getting beaten up in the alleyway. This really couldn't have gone worse. Fuck. And I didn't get the park. I thought it was on top of the world over here. And no one's watching my special. God damn it. So Brendan continues to pile on here.

And it's funny because he doesn't know anything about computers or how computers were. He doesn't know how cars work. He's done shows about how cars work. So it doesn't stop him from talking about it. Facebook is really good about that stuff. Facebook and they shut everything down. They'll just shut it down.

when they see some irregular activity well especially someone logs in from fucking they're like Russia I would hope that's a red flag they shut you down right away yeah because Facebook then that's why they had that authentication and all that stuff the problem is what they can do is sell access to your Facebook page and then you can use that to post advertising spam people and all that ain't that a bit oh it was so good so there's two things going on here first bread doesn't realize that you can mask where you're logging into the internet from. He doesn't know about VPNs and any multitude of ways that Facebook and meta wouldn't know

your physical location in the world. Well, I mean, if you try to do it from Russia, yeah, of course they're going to shut that down. Yeah. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's what they do. People from Russia can be on there. Well, that's insane. If you just think about, you know, when they were talking about the election fraud

and they were talking about the Facebook advertising that the Russians were doing and it was just like, yeah, they have a whole team of people in a building. And they're just putting up all these Facebook ads. It's like, yeah, because Facebook would not know that's from Russia. It's very easy to mask that sort of thing. But the other thing that he says there is he's just, he's not understanding what exactly was taken from him. But Brian's explaining, yeah, so he took all the data, they have all my contacts, they have all this information. And so Brendan thinks that, well, you change your password, so it's all good.

When did you start taking action as far as when you found out? Like, the next day. Oh, you waited a day. I waited a day. Oh, definitely have, okay. Well, yeah. But by that time, it's too late. It doesn't matter if it's a day or two days.

At that point, they've got everything on, you know, it's all, it's, they've already, they've already sold to a third-party broker. But it doesn't matter, right? Because you change, they can't get back in. No. So, Brian even explains, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, all the information, all the data that they saw, it's already been sold. It's already out there.

People are going to use it. they want to and resell it and be on the dark web. But you change your password, so it's all good now, right? Sure, man. Thanks for talking about cybersecurity with me. The chances of them breaking into my empty home and trying to steal more stuff is very slim. Right. Very slim.

Now that I've moved away. I think I'm okay. So I just, I loved that because the way that Brendan reacts to that, you can tell there's animosity there and he's Rudy against his buddy at this point. Yeah. And even Brian, who definitely recognizes this, is still taking the high road. He always takes the high road. I don't know what Brendan has on Brian.

I don't know what information he has. Right. Brian is so cool to him to the point where Brendan acts like he's the smart one. Right. He literally talks down to Brian Gail. I was just like, dude, you don't get it, you know? And Brian sit there and be like, yeah, okay, man, explain it to me. I guess you get everything.

Did you imagine this guy? just a thorn in your side and you try to move away from you go to a whole different state and the dude shows up and then bitches about being in that state nonstop was just fucking barbecue around here

there's no good sushi there's no good restaurants this place fucking sucks I hate it so much I didn't ask you to come man I told you I'm moving there for Joe Rogan it's what about shop

right all right let's get into this Bill Burr conversation. So Bill Burr's Monday morning podcast has been around for a very long time on YouTube. It has 1.13 million subscribers. And Bill Burr is very popular. It's one of the, I would say, top comedians in the world working today. And he's been doing the podcast for a long time. I got to know Bill Burr very well from Opin Anthony. He was a frequent guest on there and phenomenal. Always funny. Of course, his big claim to fame was on an

oh and a comedy show in Philadelphia where the crowd was unruly and every comedian was taking shit until Bill came up and just roasted the entire audience in the city of Philadelphia and crushed it and that was really where he

made a name for himself and people respected him ever since then and his comedy specials are great. He's had some very funny comedy specials and he's always been fantastic. Well then you know he bitches about billionaires a lot he still is bitching about billionaires which is interesting.

He's a very, very wealthy man who flies helicopters, but, you know, if you have hundreds of millions of dollars, cool as soon as you get up to $1,000 million, terrible person. And yet, for some reason, if you've accumulated that money through the sale of oil that happened to be underneath the country that you run because you're royalty,

he's fine with those people. In fact, he, he praises those people. It's not what a great time he had at their event and how nice they were to him. And what a great time he had at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. And so we got a lot of shit coming back from that because it seemed like there was a lot of hypocrisy that was going on, which is fine. I'm fine with hypocrisy. Someone puts a lot of money in front of my face. They go, never talk about starting John again.

I'm like, considering who? Okay. Whatever. I don't care about that. But the problem is, is that Bill handled it so poorly, and he continues to handle it so poorly, by just not fessing up as to what this is and saying that everyone who's critiquing him about this are bots or they've been spun up by social media. They can't think for themselves. They're dumb. It's crazy to insult the people, Whitney Cummings, did this very poorly as well, saying that if you're racist, if you criticize her for going over,

to Saudi Arabia and doing this comedy special. It's just a really weird way to handle all of this. So there were a few episodes there where Bill Burr was addressing this directly and just stepping in it. And people were clipping that and talking about it. Blind Mike did a phenomenal job of following that. And then he stopped doing the segment on his show where he would read the feedback and read emails coming into him because everything was just people going, what the fuck, Bill?

We believed in you. we thought you had some integrity and apparently you don't and so Bill just couldn't handle that. He didn't have good answers for it. So he just got rid of that segment on the show. He canceled our stand-up show. He didn't do a live, he didn't do one of his podcasts. And so now a little time is coming gone. And so Bill can now come back and start doing his regular show again.

So I want to start off by looking at the podcast from yesterday morning. the Monday morning podcast, the way that it starts is very Opie-esque. And I'm not going to pretend that this isn't the way that Bill's been all along. But it is remarkable the similarities between Bill Burr and the current state of Opie. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November 3rd, 2025. What's going on?

How are you? Oh my God. It's the day before the election. You got to get out there and you got to vote. I don't know what's going on in your state. He had everything. Wow. The crazy voices.

Pronounced words weird. Cracking himself up. I'm so bummed. I cut this from the opi segment because it would have been verbatim his intro, but it's so boring we didn't need it. Yeah, I know. I've been playing the opi intros forever. And it's just like, okay, you know what the opi intro is. He's going to hum a song and then talk about the weather.

But yet, so, and Bill Burr's been doing this for a while, but it's not good. And I've said this, I think I came to this conclusion maybe this year. Guys who podcast by themselves and just talking to avoid lose their minds over time. It's not good for you. It's one thing if you are responding to clips, like Patrick Melton will do shows by himself. He'll do four, five, six hours. But he's watching donkey lips. and he's responding to like what karmic is saying or something and so there's a little bit more of an

interactivity there but when you're just sitting there and just talking off the dome for an hour twice a week it's not good for it. Opie's been losing his mind it seems like Bill Burr's lost his mind so Bill's going to talk about the state of the economy because of course the elections were yesterday he's been seeing a lot of political ads out here okay but like every other state We are in difficult economic times. And it has nothing to do with blue or red ties, as much as it has to do with industry leaving this country because they didn't want to pay the working man a working wage. Okay?

That's why everybody's driving Uber and taking pictures of their food. Because there's no factories left to work it. I know he's doing the stuttering job. They're taking pictures of the food. And he's lip-smacking. Oh, what is he doing? There have been no laughs. What do you mean?

None! You can't crack yourself up that much, especially with that material. There's no way that caught him where he's like, whoa, how to come up with that thought? People are driving Uber and taking photos of their food. What? I refuse to believe that that's the best picture of him they could find.

I mean, this is his stream right here. I know. This is what he wants to present for himself. That's the other thing. about Bill Burr, I meant to mention that he doesn't do a video cast. He's up on YouTube and

he's putting these episodes up for people to watch and comment on which is great, but it'd be even better if we could see his face doing the show. I think maybe a sunrise behind him since it is Monday morning, so you can't really see his face.

Get your own ideas. Maybe it's a little blurry. There's some smudge on the camera. or something like that. Have I pointed out how poorly his show is performing lately? 1.13 million subscribers. This episode from yesterday morning has 17,000 views. 17,000 views.

I'm sorry, this is from Monday morning. We're on Wednesday evening now. Our Wednesday shows do this number of views. WATP. This is Bill Burr with 1.13 million subs. And he's 17,000 views on this show. And he has an audio podcast, too, so do we. We have a lot of people just listen up to the audio.

So it's crazy what's going on. I'm sorry, how many fucking fonts are on that screen? There's like eight different fonts. Yeah, every single part of that. It's a different font. Yeah, I, I, uh, I think they're focusing their energy on the right things. I worked in a marketing agency, but it's been too long because I didn't even pick up on that. That would have driven people crazy.

Yeah. Good, good call. All right. So he's talking about how there's all these. ads for stealing elections and yeah he's watching these ads in california like the republicans are going to steal the election and we can't let them happen and so he's talking about that and we get right back into uh the billionaires means that stealing elections is happening they're not even it's like gambling on sports like it's it's legal now weed is legal tattoos are removable like

i don't understand what the fuck is going on out there but like somebody in Both parties needs to stand up and be like, guys, we have to stop this, or we're going to, this is going to be a civil war. And this is only going to be good for billioners. All right. Everybody else is going to fucking stop. We're literally, we're going to kill each other in the fucking streets. So, so some fucking hair-plug nerd can have more rockets to shoot to Mars.

Anyway, up next, Jim Gaff again. I just love that he's like so mad at Elon Musk. because it's nonstop. He's talking about the billionaires, people who own social media networks. And, of course, you got Elon Musk who owns a social media network. And these are the problems in the world. It's like, Bill, maybe you should, like, back off that for a little while after you took all that money from the Saudis. I don't know, just for a minute.

Stop talking about that because that's the hypocrisy people are concerned about. But it's all he can talk about. That's a red flag. It's a red flag. He's got all the answers to this guy. all right so here we have more of this fake laughter that he likes to do and just because i choose to live my life one way i'm free to disagree with the way you live your life but i don't want to prevent you from doing it if you're out there right you got a four-wheeler and a fucking

semi-automatic weapon and you want to shoot them fucking squirrels full of fucking lead to start your day On your own, proper tie, and you don't hit anybody? I don't give a fuck. Two more opiisms. Proper tie. And that even that laugh, it's the fakedest, most forced laughter. And I know, listen, again, I know Bill's been doing this for a long time. We were giving him a pass.

Everyone was giving Bill a pass. It's hard to do a show by yourself. But at this stage, like, we're waiting for Bill to do something and redeem himself. and instead he's doing the opposite. He's leaning into the worst type of podcasting possible. The double down. Yeah. It's not going well for him.

He's losing viewers. He's losing listeners. If you read through the comments, Bill character in the Mandalorian, guys, the Death Star has a Chili's. Hey, look at so old Billy's spiteless Bill. Oh my God.

This trap house has a PS. five guys. They just, they're just like us. Bill's disappointment. He can't trust it. The Saudis got to Bill. I mean, every comment is just talking about that. Of course, Bill talks about that's the bots. It's not real. And the internet

is actually evil, it turns out. You know, like this, this fucking, I'm telling you, dude, the fucking internet is evil. It is turning everybody against each other. You're even seeing it in stand-up comedy now. Comedians go after other comedians

on podcasts they literally say the person's name they trash them I do interviews now people try to get me to trash like other fucking comment

I don't I don't do that I don't want to fucking do that this is amazing because this is where he's actually addressing what's going on without addressing what's going on the internet is evil

guys no one would have a problem with what I did and how I handled it but it's just a stupid evil internet that's getting people to talk shit about each other, and that was a message to comics specifically, because we played recently Andrew Schultz calling out Bill Burr directly.

We've seen a bunch of comics do this. And so now Bill's going, hey guys, fellow comics, can we stop talking shit about each other, please? You guys, I'm not going to do it if you don't do it. Are we cool? Yeah, we need to band together. Is that crazy? We see what you're doing, Bill. And Aaron Immol is the same way with the Internet is evil.

The Internet's just people. now are there things with algorithms that lead people into different directions are there people that get spun up and discords and subredits yes for sure but this whole idea that the internet is evil is just such a dumb blanketed term that means nothing well again he loses all credibility when he's shitting on comics who talks shit on the internet while being a comic talking shit on the internet yeah but not about other comics that three draws the line today right Yes. So listen, you just need everyone to chill out because there's not coming to me. We all need to calm down a little bit. There's a little much. There's a lot of heat in this kitchen. I don't feel like I should be cooking anymore.

We've talked a lot about or compared things to Lenny Bruce at the end reading his court transcripts. But this is that. This is exactly that. He has an audience. No one cares about this. Let's fucking chill out. Let's stop having these cunts wind us up. You know all these nerds that own these fucking social media networks.

They're literally bullying the entire population now. They're flicking the back of your ear. Every time you go on a fucking social media platform, you're letting a nerd. A bunch of goddamn nerds. Nerds fucking flick the back of your ear and ruin your morning. Ruin your cup of coffee with some phony shit that a bot just sent you. So again, Bill is saying, you guys are not even in control of yourselves. You're going on social media, a bot tells you to not like me, and then you're going,

I don't like Mill Burr. And you're like, why do you think that? I was told the Smorty to think that. He's insane. Rather than actually confront the real issue what people are complaining about, and you could go through any one of the common threads from anyone of his recent podcasts, and you could read all of those from real people who have real problems

with this guy's hypocrisy, he just goes, ah, you're letting the billionaires win by having them freak you out from their social media bots. Someone told him this to make him feel better. His manager, somebody fed him this, and he's hanging on to it. Yeah, because he brings up bots

over and over again. And do bots exist on the internet? Yes. They're fucking everywhere. But these comments are from real people. why would why would you even have to create a bot to do this right it's like they're doing it for us

we don't have we don't need a bots for this one we got it especially now with older people you hear them misuse the term AI a lot and that's just like everything fake is an AI yeah there are all these forces working against you that allow you to not believe anyone actually disagrees with you or you can be like studying John and call AI

CGI I yeah there's a couple different old guy ways to fuck that up but yeah apparently the the billionaire are winning. Well, drinks, now you're on the internet and you're fucking ruining each other's morning. So some nerd, some nerd can, can fucking go to Turkey and get a fucking hair system,

can get a bigger fucking boat, can do whatever. So again, it's the, if you are on social media and you have an opinion on there, all you're doing is helping the billionaires. And then the billionaires is just going out and getting a bigger yacht, because you were on social media saying that Bill Burr is a hypocrite. This reminds me of, I just thought of this now, there was a drug commercial in the early aughts, maybe, no, maybe it was the fucking, no, I had to be the early odds because it was about terrorism.

There was a drug commercial that showed like someone buying weed or something, and they're like, you're funding this, and it would show like Taliban and al-Qaeda. Sure. It's like, really? Because my weed dealer grows it. I've seen his room. It's pretty sweet setup he's got. Nice try.

But that's like the, he's trying to connect these dots. Sure. If you don't like me, then you're helping Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. And they're just getting bigger and bigger yachts from this. This is very transparent. Sending more spaceships to Mars. Like, I actually kind of want more spaceships going to Mars. But the other thing, sure, sure, I got you.

And very much like, John, I can't tell who he thinks he is. Is he the working man or is he the successful guy? It changes or it's not clear. this is a man, I didn't look up what his net worth is. I'm sure it's staggering, which I'm fined with. He deserves it. He's very talented. He's great.

I wanted to have all the money in the world, everything that he deserves. And I don't understand why his wealth is different than, say, Elon Musk's or Mark Zuckerberg's, but their wealth is worse than the Saudi prince. I just, I don't understand any of this. He's wrong about this, but he's been very right and consistent. about a lot of things and he feels like he's earned a lot of trust and he's heartbroken that people just don't believe me. You don't believe me after all these years.

No, we believe you feel that way. We just think you're wrong and thought you'd be open-minded to another opinion, seeing as how you based your entire career on it. Yeah, he's definitely put himself, and I appreciate you saying that a manager or someone told him it's bots because he's one of these guys like Howard Stern, who's put himself in a bubble. And he's surrounded by yes men who are telling him, No, it's not the kids who are wrong.

Not you, Bill. You're killing it right now. So, all right. So then he starts talking about this attempt in Venezuela to start a war with the U.S. And he's going on and on about this story. It doesn't matter. This is the important part of it. Like the level of no coverage that that got.

But I get it now. I'll tell you right now. But if the CIA tried to put together a comedy festival down in Venezuela, oh, my God. I mean, that, they would have got shit for as long as the fucking festival lasted. Anyway. He's so uncomfortable. He has to keep bringing it back. That's the only thing on his mind.

He keeps bringing everything back to that. I can't believe this thing isn't getting more coverage. But, you know, if there's a comedy festival that was sponsored by our government, right, guys? Bill, either address it or don't. I was watching Blind Mike again this past weekend where it's so frustrating that Bill acts like there's powers that be that aren't allowing him to just speak his mind.

Nobody's doing that. This is your show. If you got somebody to say, say it. Just what does it know? What's the problem is? He's squandering this platform because we know what he's talking about. Right.

So it's pissing off his detractors even more. Who is this for? he's being passive aggressive about it now if he wants to confront the haters and if that doesn't win anyone over whatever at least you confronted the haters right but and the people who like you'd be like yeah he addressed it you know but instead he's just doing this wishy-washy he mentions it in passing and passive aggressively and we don't really know i'm not sure what he's trying to accomplish with any of this so then this is where this is what pisses me out more than anything else that i saw when i was watching bill burr from his show Monday morning. This is inexcusable in my mind, the fact that this is the content of Bill Burr's podcast in 2025. Anyway, plowing ahead.

So I go into Target yesterday, November 2nd. Okay. And over the speaker, they were playing rocking around the Christmas tree. It was 48 hours. We didn't. It wasn't even 48 hours after Halloween. It was like 36 hours after Halloween.

Rock it around the Christmas tree. Have a happy holiday, boo-a-doo. Um, I always wanted who did that little slide in the guitar. It sounded like Les Paul to me, making a little money, you know? Just completely blowing past Thanksgiving. as they always do, because they haven't figured out a fucking way. Grocery stores are the only ones who figured out a way

on how to make money off of the genocide of Native Americans. Okay? Now, thanks. It's infuriating. Holy shit. Do you guys notice these department stores are playing Christmas music? A little too early in the season for me? You guys see this?

You guys hear about this? That's a crazy perspective. Yeah, you ever hear about this thing? It's pretty wild, isn't it? Holy shit, Bill Burr. This is what you're doing, complaining about Christmas music in early November in Target. And then, oh, you guys hear by a hot take on Thanksgiving? Slaughter of Native Americans.

Speaking of genocide. Never mind. Oh, what fucking idiots. That is terrible. Who's listening to this show for enjoyment? The answer is no one. The numbers have plummeted it. No, was paying attention to the show anymore.

And I just had one more clip on here because I was getting so enraged. So, again, he has to be passive-aggressive and make little jabs. Because his whole thing, and this was the worst thing he said to cover his tracks about the Riyadh comedy festival. He goes, I've also played in London. People weren't mad about that. And I got emails and messages from people in the UK. Like, what the fuck is he trying to say? Why is he comparing us to Saudi Arabia?

Arabia. What does that even mean? And he's just, he's lost his mind. He's lost the threat. He thinks he's smarter than everyone so he can just like throw these smoke shields out and people just be like, oh, I don't know what's going on. I can't see through the smoke shield. Okay. I guess he's right. So many fonts. I can't even. There's too many fonts. I can't keep tracking. What's going on? We know. We know exactly what's going on. We're not as dumb as you think we are. So he has to make these little passive aggressive takes on how, I don't know if you guys know this. The U.S. ain't so great either.

You know, you want to criticize the Saudi royal family, just so you know, we're not so fantastic. The first time I ever went into an Air One, which is like for people who Gelson's isn't even good enough for them. Like, Gelsens is like, that's like the top shelf grocery store. I mean, that is the highest level of cancer-causing food that I was aware of that you can buy in the poison food supply of this. this arguably the greatest nation on the planet ranked 59th in human rights

bring us your prore bring us your downtrodden we'll stick him in a van and fucking throw him in alligator alcatraz Air one he has to throw on those jabs in stuttering John's defense at least he does the motley when

someone else is there and he does it when he's telling a joke This guy goes, we're ranked 59 than human rights. Yeah, we get it, Bill. You're trying to say that there's horrible governments all around the world. Yes, agreed.

I'd love to know who's ranking countries and human rights violations. I'd love to know what the methodology is for that. You just throws it out there and just like, well, obviously, there's 58 countries that are better than us. And why these facts are a perfect substitute

for comedy? Sure. Why not? I mean, that proves that you were right and we were wrong, Bill. You know what, now that you put it that way, I'm the idiot. I didn't realize that. Wow, Bill has really fucking lost his way. I think we need to cover him a little bit more just because the parallels with opia are incredible.

I popped this on. I hopped in the shower today and I'm like, do I want to do a Bill Burr segment? We haven't really covered him. Other people have since it's the crowd comedy festival. And I'm like, I got so much centering John stuff to pull. There's so many interesting things going on. So I'm up in the show this afternoon. And I just popped on his show.

just playing it in the shower and I'm like oh that oh that I have to fuck 15 minutes in I'm like there I already have 12 clips that we definitely need to talk about with this guy there's something so fascinating about how these people at all different levels in their life all have this they turn into the same person when they get attacked from anonymous internet people they have the same responses it's wild to see all right let's talk about my friend Suttering John. Sturdering John did two shows yesterday's entering into Kevin Brennan Territory, where he comes on once, that's not enough, he's going to come back again.

We'll explain why. Let's watch how the first. first show in the afternoon there was only an hour and a half. It's shorter for him than usual. Let's watch how that one ended because he's talking about producer Joe from the Shulie network. Producer Joe said, I'll put up the money. I will travel to you. I'll get a boxing ring. Whatever you want to do. If you want to fight, John, let's fight because John's been threatening people with fighting in a boxing ring for years now. And Frog, producer Joe, is down. Celian McMullen

Joe said he will fight you and pay for a ring What say you? Fine But again Me, you, Mano a Mano No cameras No audio, no shitware No anybody Me and you

I don't want any audience I don't want any microphone I don't want any video camera Mono a mono That's it and I and I and I oh my God I would I can't can I wait yeah I can tell you're confident by the fact you want no one there to witness it it makes sense also let me make for some great content hey you two content creators you guys want to get together and do something yeah as long as we don't monetize it as long as no one can see it and there's no video recording of it and no audio all right that's smart that's a good plan well immediately after he says this he's made aware of something I guess he didn't know

Ghost Crusade is TV Thanks for the two bucks You realize that single was a witness to your case Right? Okay, so we'll do it after the After I win the lawsuit He's a witness But yet

Look what he just did Trying to contact Ava to contact my family I mean this is new But I didn't know he was a witness. How was he witness? It wants a witness. Yeah. He went through so many different things. He's like, okay, we'll do it after the

case is closed. And he thought he's just like, oh, shit, I just threatened a witness. That's definitely against the law. Oh, fuck. At the end of it, he's just like, oh, I'm going to fucking kill this guy. I'm going to get him so good. So then he goes, well, but he's doing shit that other thing just happened. That was months

before we were served with the complaint, with the lawsuit. Months before that is when Joe reached out to Ava and asked Ava to try to friend John's trans son on Instagram. John, explain to me why it's different than you calling Shulie's dad or Kate Mini's

mom. I'll wait. Yeah. He always has a reason for it. They drew first blood or whatever the reason is. He's allowed to do that. So it's hilarious that he goes through all these different permutations. Like, oh shit, why am I okay to do this? Is it because of the Ava thing? It's because Oh, I didn't even know he was a witness.

That's it. That's the ticket. How could I possibly know anything that's going on with my own case? Yeah, why would you know anything that's going on with your own case, John? And he goes on and talks about this more, which is hilarious. Oh, Ghost Crusades. He's starting to have a day? I don't even know.

I don't even follow this shit. No idea. I don't know if there's going to be any witnesses. It's really just me. You know, I don't know anything. I don't follow it. You know, that's not for me to follow. So I have no idea.

It's not? Shit, I'm following it. Who would it be for? Yeah, I'm following it pretty fucking closely. This idiot goes, I'm definitely going to win this case. Okay. So what's been going on with it? I don't know.

I'm not following it up. Not even my business. What? How is that possible? He wants it both ways. Like he always does. I don't know anything about it, but I know for a fact I'm going to win

and I have the right argument and everything's going really well and my attorney is doing all the right things and everything's great. And even if I did know about it, who cares? I don't even know how much

I should be talking about this, but it's hilarious. He's just like, are there witnesses? Yeah, John, remember all those affidavits that you filed with your mom and hitman Dan

and anyone that you cried to about being embarrassed with the Cape Media tapes, I can witness, I can prove that John was very upset that he was embarrassed. Because he looked like an idiot. Thanks.

Thanks for showing up. We appreciate it. I've talked too much. Anyway, shut the fucking moron of you things that we think he's not paying attention to any of this. And stop threatening witnesses, John. He's done this with two witnesses so far. You've got to stop doing that.

Doesn't look good for you. Now, he signed up for the LSAT in January. He wanted to do it in November, which is now. But he signed up for in January because he missed the cutoff date. a day. He has since come back and said, I don't know if I'm going to take the L-Sat. I will take the L-Sat. I'm not sure if I will. Seems like he's back on that I'm not sure if I will train.

Because he's been doing those test questions and it looks like it's probably a little bit more difficult than he thought it was going to be. And so someone brings up the fact that he paid hundreds of dollars for that. Yeah, right. I mean, according to John, he paid hundreds of dollars to sign up for this L-Sat. Like, what's going to happen to that money? Mr. Saw, you can't get a fool. refund for skipping L-SAT in January, really?

I don't know. I guess you know. I guess you're way on top of it, aren't you? Aren't you? But who knows? Yeah, how would you possibly know the answer to that, John? There's no way to know. I imagine that the guy who superchatted you doesn't know.

So I just asked a robot what's up with that. And it says, no, you generally cannot get a full refund for the L-Sat if you don't take it, especially if you are past the refund deadline. you can withdraw your registration before the refund deadline for a partial refund but after that deadline you will not receive any money back withdrawing before the test has fewer negative consequences on your record than being a no-show oh so there's further consequences of john not taking this he signed up for it doesn't take it that goes on his record as someone who doesn't have any follow through interesting seems like he didn't plan this out very well i'm starting to think he's not even going to become an attorney is that possible that's just like your opinion man like I don't know who knows well anyway the reason why I played that

is because that's how his show ended and I think he got flustered that he was threatening producer Joe and someone was just like dude that's a witness in this pending lawsuit you have going on so he wasn't going to be much super chat money anyway so he just ended the stream so then he comes back

later that night he's drinking and he's got his guitar out and this is magnificent this is comedy gold I was saying this on the last segment we did have Cedering John where he was playing that

AI video someone recorded with the Pinky Pampers Oh, it's CGI The CGI Pinky Pampers video that he recorded And I was like At least he's bringing something It's not just

Fuck you shit way L80K just do it At least it's like something He's not just reacting He's bringing something else to the show Well again He's bringing something else to the show he's got his own content.

He's singing a song. He's a toothpaste. He's a shit way of. And he don't like anybody. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're all musicians here. What was that chord? Was that what we were supposed to go to?

That was a C-B-W-R. I mean, I seem like he was going to go for the 1-4-5 progression. But where did he go with this? Let's hear that again. It's taking it in new directions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. he's a shit way up and he don't like anybody

don't like anybody better than him so I think he immediately realizes that this is not going well so we have to like hammer it up and be like ah I'm just fucking around guys I don't know if it was the wrong chord or the melody was off because the two did not sync up at all on that one

He's playing mother by Pink Floyd. Yeah. Yeah, he's going back to that again. That's the only chord progression he knows it seems like. So then the lyric that he's singing there, I guess I forgot the original song. He don't like anybody better than him. Yep, that's it. Is that what the lyric is?

That's what it is. And he don't like anybody better than him. So isn't that like having a healthy self-esteem to like yourself more than you like other people? He's so full of himself. He's so smug. That's what he's trying to say. But do you like someone better than you like your? self phantom um i'd like i'd like to believe there are family members that i kid and of course

pc over there of course there's some people i'm not the best you know i don't know i i guess i i don't understand the the burn there of the insult most of his burns do sound like compliments disguised somehow it's weird so then this goes on for over four minutes jesus and uh originally i just pulled the whole thing and i'm like all right we got to break this town of the little segment this is too much so The improv skills is where I like to focus it on with John because sometimes he just comes up with stuff because he repeats that three times. He just keeps doing that over and over there's better than fatty patty. It's slightly better than fatty patty.

But John is crushing it here. He's a shit way out and he don't like any bad. That's a different horn. Don't like anybody better than him. Oh, it's so sad. Isn't it sad? It's a doucheaper. Oh, it's sad.

Isn't it sad? Has you ever heard a parody song before? What's he doing? It's not funny. It's not entertaining. It sounds like shit. Put some new strings on that guitar. All right.

The people are delivering things that John's house, please deliver him acoustic strings. He's not going to put him on. He won't. What is he going to do with those? I know. He's no idea. Eleven gauge acoustic guitar strings please. Send him a three-pack. This guy needs

to put new strings out of this guitar. It sounds like garbage. Well, I get it. Neither of you guys laughed at the isn't it sad line. So let's see because it was something more creative in this part of the song. He's not a crocodile.

he hires pedophiles and guys that got arrested but he's not a crocodile but he got arrested and the guy who got arrested but he got arrested and the guy who got arrested he's not a crocodile and the guy who got arrested. I'm confused by a couple of things. The word butt is one of them. He's not a crocodile buddy hires pedophiles? I mean, if he was a crocodile, I'd understand. Predictable. Right, yeah. That's crocodile behavior right there.

But he's not a crocodile. Anyway, I'm so confused by any of this. He's terrible at this. But you guys can tell what's really going on here. Jealousy. It's all about Shooley. What about just do it? Snagletooth.

lady k why don't i ever enter into the song just do it yes lady k i don't think you gay contrary's what then says just do it lady k i don't care if you were gay no matter what you're I knew he was going to say gay. And he was thinking to his head, like, how he was going to say it. He never wants to call me gay. Correct. Because that would admit the saying, just do it equals gay. And Lady Kay and every other thing he has for me.

So he goes, just do it. Lady Kay, you're so fine. I mean, I don't think you're gay. There was an obvious other rhyme there about, like, you know, Instead of says, he could have said say. Say, it was right there. It was right there for him. We just put the yes on the end because he couldn't help himself.

Ladies and gentlemen, here's a song I wrote about a thing I don't care about at all. To prove it, I'm going to sing it. Like I said, this goes on and on and on. But I know what you're thinking. There has to be a big finale, right? Oh, there is. This is fantastic. And he don't like anybody.

He don't like anybody. better than him yes oh my god it's not as good as the chord but I do have the ISO of the new the chord why would he think to try to pluck individual strings on that he knows he can't

figure a chord why did he even go for that because he was on fire man he's amazing mother should i build the wall the wall the wall fell down again god damn it uh all right so

we have to wonder why is john back on the show you know it doesn't normally do an evening show he does quite a bit but normally doesn't do two shows on the same day so why is he back now you might be asking why am i back while I'm back because I'm fucking bored I'm watching the

mayoral elections going on in New York and interesting he's back because he's bored it's almost like he doesn't have friends or loved ones or a job

or hobbies purpose I can't tell you the last time I was bored it's been well over a decade if not decades the last time I was just like what do I do now?

That's crazy. I don't get it. I'm always like, I wish I could be doing this and this and this. I need to get to that. And I haven't got to this thing yet. So the fact that John's like, oh, I came out because I'm bored.

No, you came out because you didn't give enough money. Yes. Yeah. It's the Kevin Brennan thing. It's like, well, I didn't get much money. So I guess I'll just hop back on the live stream again and see if I can get some more money from people. And so someone requested he plays that song again on his guitar

And thankfully, John gets the guitar out of the guy, which is great. John, you're the man. You didn't spell that right, but pure entertainment. Please re-sing that song. It's pure gold. I like that he gives a pass to people who spell you're wrong if they're giving them money and praising him. Ah, we didn't smell that right, but I'll let this slide this time. Gold, I don't know.

I kind of like it. Huh, I didn't know the one in. Let's see. What is he been checking? No, this is the song. Oh, shit. The thing is the skimpy hand is really fucking me out. That's it.

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen. You know, Jimmy Page doesn't play a lot anymore, but thank God. Jimmy Page. What the fuck? I love it. I love drug John playing. is out of tune gross guitar that needs to do strings i can watch it all day yeah that's a nice so probably you know what we should do with that actually i was just thinking about this

remix it you know those shreds videos oh yeah can we get like jimmy hendricks with the acoustic guitar and just put that on top of it or even like i i don't know uh dave matthews or something just have dame matthews like singing a tune and just have that song going Flank, Mike, Clayton. Willie Nelson. Someone's got to do that. I want to see that dad was anonymous. Maybe I'll do it.

I don't know. It's fun. It's good stuff. All right. So then pizza delivery time. Don't worry. I enhance the audio so we could hear the conversation going out of the front door. I'm sorry.

Welcome to. Do you see what that says? No, I do not. I did not order anything. Do you hear what he said? He goes, did you see this? He goes, no, I did not see that. He's pointing to the sign, of course.

In front of the door, and I said, I didn't order anything. I saw it, but I couldn't make out what it said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realize that was a sign for me, a guy who the app said to deliver a pizza to this address. I didn't order it. No, I didn't order it. You're being trolled. You're being trolled.

He tells him to deliver a guy that he's being trolled. Oh, I'm being trolled. Is that right, Chad? I think you're being trolled. Jokes on you, buddy. Yeah, right. What an idiot. I was also told to put this pie in your face.

Special instructions that came in. But I'm being trolled. Okay, sure. I didn't order it. Okay. Okay. Children. Watering food.

And that poor guy is now holding his pizza up and going, Ah, fuck. Hey, Keanu, how are you? Oh, right on cue. Hey, look who's joining this winner who just had to tell the delivery guy that he didn't see the sign that says, don't deliver food to be. I didn't order it. And thanks for giving her a fucking warning, John.

Jesus Christ. It's like, boom, we're on. Just sits out. All right, Keanu's on the show. Well, Keanu's a professional podcaster, as you guys all know. and she's quick on her feet so I imagine she's got a hot take for what she just saw John

with the pizza delivery guy. I'm well. John, how are you? More people sending things to your home. Yeah, but the problem is Kano is that they're not paying for it. So this poor guy, you know, this is this guy, Chris,

who keeps on ordering it. And I didn't order it. You know what I mean? It's a very goofy. obsession. It's very odd, you know, but I guess if it makes him happy, but I feel, yeah, you got to feel

bad for the delivery people, right? Boom! Hot-Tay! Good stuff, Keanu. Good thing he came on the show. Dynamite. So, Keanu's not enough, obviously. She's not going to carry the show with John.

We've got to get a third guest on the show, and of course, Averiza joins. Cana, Aba Riza here. Hey, hi, Ava. What's up, guys? How are you? Good. How are you?

Good. I saw that broad, but the Frater Cougars fighter talking shit. That was funny. Oh, my God. What's her problem? She, you know. She's a nasty, nasty, nasty. Who is that?

Her name's Hailey. She's got a southern accent. And I'm highly. He's got a real. I don't know about Keownie no more. She's got a real bad effect. What the Shulie Network does to you, she does to me. She's obsessed with me.

She, you know. Yeah, you can tell there's a bunch of those. And it's never ending. And she's just real, she's really nasty about it and kind of a hateful, miserable woman. This right here, this grouping that we have, chef's guess. I got my popcorn out. I can't wait to see how this falls apart. This is going to fall apart in such an epic disaster.

Of course, I think Ava's trolling both of them, but Ava's not that bright either. Keanu has no idea what's going on. John is blast out of his mind. He's just happy to have people on the screen because remember he was bored, aka Lonely, which is why he started streaming. So now it gives him a chance to send out the link. And now he's got friends. Hey, look at me.

I got friends. this is just a very weird group of people all doing a show together and they have no chemistry and they're terrible at it and you just heard that Ava comes on and goes, oh, I was just watching this video of Haley from Pretty Antisocial talking a lot of shit about you, Keanu. She's like, oh, yeah, that woman, she's obsessed. So let's find out what did Keanu do to Haley from Pretty Antisocial? I have a guess.

Oh, do you? I'm not going to say. Let me just give you the ding right now. Ding, ding, ding. You are correct. But they did do this thing. They're pissed off at me because, I guess, two streams ago as well, I, uh, I read our messages together.

Un-fucking believable. This is from two months ago. It was two streams ago. A cat who never learns. I guess they're mad because I was reading private messages. But hold on, though, Adam, because you're thinking, like, well, this is what she does all the time. That's why everyone's upset with her.

and that's what she's known for. But just like Suttering John, she can justify her bad behavior, which makes it fine. So let's find out why I was okay for her to do that. The ones where they were being nice to me. Oh. They were being nice to me and warning me about like,

hey, this happened. This person shared your nudes on Twitter or whatever. And they were upset about that. I'm like, what that tells me? like you guys didn't say anything like mean or untoward i was just saying like wow ladies thanks for the heads up and i read them i wasn't it's messaging and texting with somebody is a conversation

that you have with someone right private conversation right i'm allowed to fucking read whatever i want if they say yeah you definitely are allowed to read whatever you want and people are allowed to go fuck you i don't need you reading my private conversation with uh on your show and so they get angry with you and this happens over and over again we've seen it with numerous people myself included and for some reason she never picks up on this she never figures it out she just does it over and over again i don't know why everyone's upset with me for doing this thing that everyone's upset with me for doing over and over again i know it's insane i love that adam knew immediately what i was going to play but let's get back to what ava was referring to so i was like i was just

watching this video where this woman with the southern accent does not like you at all. So this is the video that she was referencing and there's a little bit more to it than what Keanu was saying. Like, oh, yeah, that woman, I don't, I don't get it. I don't know why she has it in for me. Like, what are you doing in your spare time?

No, I am so sick of this bitch. You have no idea. You have no idea. She's pathetic. And I tried to be sweet to her. I tried to be cool. We had a whole one-on-one. She apologized for sexualizing my children. what and I thought she was serious about it

I thought that she meant it she was talking about my kids last night Jesus not in that way but yeah I'm just I'm over it you deserve everything that you're getting right now and more the sooner you figure out how people really feel about you the better

everybody else has some kind of fucking crazy Everybody's like, what, what? Yes, I've got it downloaded. I have it downloaded because she took it down. I called her out on it on a stream. This was like, it's been several months ago. She did a live stream with her mother. And it was when she was doing the mouth bit. And she had three different kids that were supposed to be my children. They all had red hair. And was doing the mouth for them. And made it. It was. making sexual sounds, basically saying I was in the other room going down on Jackie. Like, it was fucking disgusting. And it stayed up for about three months. The day that I saw it, I downloaded it. I've got copies of it. But I said something about it on a stream and she heard it.

And the next time I went to go pull it up to show that, you know, to play it on the next show, she had taken it down. And so I can't remember how it happened. But at some point, you know, I can't remember who reached out. I really don't remember if it was us that reached out. her or vice versa but i was like we need to fucking talk like this is gone too far and she told me that she was like yeah you're right and i felt really bad about it like she got choked up then too whether or not it was true i don't know i thought she was being genuine but she was like yeah

i stepped over the line it was too much it was too far and i apologize i feel really bad for it and i thought wow okay point being that lasted until we got off the fucking call and then she was right back at it again so keanu is very much like stuttering john they actually are a good team They're a good match because Keanu is always a victim. And she can do things that offend people and are horrific. And then she actually feels remorse for it at the time. It's like, oh, I probably shouldn't have done that. And then as soon as someone calls you off of your bullshit, she's right back to, fuck that person.

She has a shitty accent. I don't like her at all. She can go fuck herself. Keanu's a crocodile. You can't help her for doing what crocodiles do. Someone should write a song about that. so this this show that we're watching where it's john and kianu and aba they're still talking about missy b and they're still talking about producer joe reaching out to aba to friend request

night malendez it's a drama show with the worst kind it's like if a soap opera was just a rerun every day right like we've already got over all of these things and you never get to the fireworks factory yeah there's never a fireworks factor in sight and the fact that they think that they can just keep talking about and these are all things it was like nothing happened to anyone right but kianu's a victim because missy b was upset with her for reading a private message and john's a victim because the producer joe asked aba to do something that she did do but it didn't work out so whatever nothing's happened to any one of these and they've been talking about it for weeks now it's so annoying so i'm not going to rehash any of that

but this is just a little evidence that these are children that we're watching on their show by the way all the people like since I started coming on his show

they're like well John did this and John did that and I was like they started it I swear on my life but it's also like okay well

y'all just did that so fuck you imagine Adam Bush I have you on the show and we see people saying you know Carol did some pretty

nefarious things he did this thing and that thing And my response is, they started it. I swear on my life. I believe you. I can do my co-host again next week. You're on your own, buddy.

It's insane that Keanu's sitting there, just smiling, giggling away. Like, oh, yeah, John's got it out figured out. They started it. He swears on his life. So they want to start of that. These people are retarded. He was so offended. He was never more offended than when Keanu once said, I have to talk to John like he's a child.

He just stopped the tape and raged. And every time she comes on, she's like, hello, John, how are you, love? And he's like, oh, I'm good. He falls for every time. You're the handsomest. He's totally forgotten how that works. But they started.

Yes, they did. Yes, they did. You're right. They're wrong. So John is now implying that producer Joe did something a couple of years ago that's even more awful than messaging Ava with a link to Knight Melendez's Instagram. account. And so he's talking about this.

I think John should John should do whatever. Sorry, sorry. You know what John's referring to? What what he's talking about? The one that he said he'd tell me off air or whatever. No, I'll tell you, Keanu. Oh, you'll tell me later. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I wait

with me. But it's really it's, it's, it's actually worse than what they did whatever. So John's doing the Opie thing? oh I can tell you about that guy it's even worse than you can imagine it's like just saying that

so you want to plant the seed that people have their own imagination run wild like say it or don't don't do this thing if you knew what I know I don't tell me no this is what children do

this is what children do he's got nothing if he could he would whisper in her ear you know he's got nothing I know I know something you don't know right yeah it's ridiculous us. And Keanu literally is repeating the same sick burns that John has said over and over again. I swear to God, Keanu is turning into John. You know, they say that you are a culmination of the five people you hang around with the most.

And so, Gino and John being 40 percent, not a good thing when you see things like this. You know, it's more embarrassing. It's like kids walking up to him being like, dad, what do you do for a little? Oh, they're talking about Shulie. I should mention the contest. Well, the shit way of, it's more embarrassing. It's like your kids walking up to him being like, Dad, what do you do for a living? Well, I watch this man five hours a day. And then I just sit there and that's it.

Well, what's so interesting? Well, we like to look at pictures of his trans kid and, you know, like that's like, I'd be like, I'm ashamed of you, dad. I mean, it's literally almost verbatim John's hot take when he was doing the recreation of Shulie's kids going, Dad, what do you do for a living? Well, I'm a loser who makes fun of this guy who's more successful than me. Why would you do that, Dad?

Because I've got nothing else to do. This guy's got so many credits and I have none. It's like, Canada, just did that exact same thing. Canada, what are you doing? Aborts. Pulling a check. What are you doing? Is it really a show about looking at pictures of trans kids?

Is that the show? I don't watch every episode. I feel like they'd have a different audience. Yeah, right. So then this is funny because the Kianu's nudes. This has been mentioned before about the first person introduced this concept. They're available on the internet.

And if you remember, John saw Kianu. in leather pants once and said he had to beat off to it the next day and told the world that he beat off to Keanu and her leather pants and her mother and then when her mom heard about it goes I beat off to her too so there's even sexier photos of Keanu out there where you can see her Midas leather pants and watch John act like he's not beating off to that right I don't know what this means how much did you look at her ass Eric online.

That would be me. He's saying the butthole picture, which isn't online. So he... No, I, you know what? I'd be honest, Keanu, I'm not really... I haven't really seen much of you.

And people have sent me it, but wasn't my... That's fine. But I'm open and honest, and I tell people these things. And then they, you can't use something against me that I tell you. This is insane. People sent me things, but I'm not.

even into that. This guy is jerking off multiple times a day to Keato's nudes. I'm convinced of it. There's no way. He's in love with her. He talks about it all the time. Whenever he's drunk, he calls her. He sends her the link. All he wants to do is talk to Keato.

That was some good acting on his part, though. Yeah, I don't know. I'm kind of disinterested in like, I don't know what your vagina looks like. Are you fingering it? I don't really care about that. Not for me. Yeah, it's not my thing. Maybe I was into it, but I don't really care. I have one more clip on here from this episode, and I'm not surprised that Keanu doesn't know the word job.

Does not surprise me. They're calling your job, job, job, job, job, is that what you said? Oh, they get it to me, Keanu. I mean, they try. Ava's telling these tales of woe. People are dead naming her and calling her job and whatever they're doing. And Keanu's like, oh my gosh, they're calling your job. and John immediately

I'm the victim here let's not forget I'm the victim John literally reached out to Patreon to get my Patreon taken down if that's not going after someone's job I don't know what is but John's the victim on this and remember he went after my Patreon

to get to take it down because it was connected to my Discord server that was the reasoning for John recreates history and says no it's because you posted my audio book that too I did not I promise you I did not We want people to subscribe and stick around for a while.

Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. All right. That was riveting, right, guys? We're really excited about this new team that we have. John and Ava and Keanu. Built to last. I think so, too. I think that this is going to stick.

John's had a lot of different co-hosts over the years when we were doing the show. Was it yesterday when Jen was on? And she was talking about how many people should be. singing about at Dabalcon 3. Oh, yeah. The immemorialium. And it's always all of the ex-co hosts that shot has lost in the last year. It's always an incredible segment on the show.

In the arms of me. It just shows all the different people of come and gone in John's life. And it never... Royce. It never fails to entertain. Let's get over to the Opster. This is for the bad, for the bad. This is where Adam shines.

He's been following the Opie beat for quite some time now, and he's watching everything. I just want to add there is no amount of money that somebody could offer me to make me stop covering Greg Opie Hughes and Stuttering John. No amount of money? Because you can super tip up to $1,000 as we saw tonight. I don't think so. It's not about the money anymore. It's about rescuing that family and saving those kids. So he's not having a great week. He's really not

improving in any way. And we start off with some strangers walking by at Gepharts. We want to know the name of y'all's podcast. It's called the Ronald Berman show. He's lied to you. It's called the Opie Radio. Opie radio.

All right. Check it out. And come on Come on in. The Ron Berman show. Come on in. Have a drink. It's not the Ron Berman show. It's pretty funny. Well, Opie had nothing for that.

We want to know what your podcast is called. It could have come up with anything to be funny and witty. And he had nothing for that. He was visibly shook that Ron gave him the wrong name and needed to correct that fast because these are two more potential listeners. Yeah. Imagine that. You could just like roll with that. Be like, yeah, yeah, they're on Bourbon show.

All right. You kids have a good night. Instead, it's just like, no, no. the opi radio show come on in you could be on my show that's pathetic he wanted to yell at him but he couldn't so you had to make it a funny voice but he was yelling at it yeah also i own that same shirt that opi's wearing and i wear it a lot it's a very comfortable shirt jennessee brewing right there i got it at the brewery and it's annoying that opi had so many rochester shirts yeah because he's wearing that iron smoke shirt the other day he can have that one

when i saw these clips i don't know to me today i had to look down to see i was like i'm not wearing That shirt did I have highly. Okay, good. Thank God. But that's just a peek behind the scenes. Yeah, let me know whenever you're done with the local humor. I'll pop right back in. Shut the fuck off, Adam.

What's next? Ron describes a recent flash... Come on, if you ever own the same shirt that Opie's wearing before? It's a fun anecdote, don't you think? It's a fun fact. Being from the same place. I mean, he's on 73rd Street. I lived on 74th.

You don't hear me fucking talking about it. You just did. Damn it. Busted! I nailed it right there, Chris. God damn it. He walked right into my trap. They're right.

Hey, hey, let's get him on this one. Yeah, Melton got me with that once, too. You dumb fuck. You dumb fuck. So in a story of Queens, where Ron lives, they recently had some big flash floods that did some damage to Ron's place.

Yeah, that was brutal. Just to let you know, before the flood, my mattress had no stains on it. Ew. Then you see the yellow. Why do they say, you to no stains? my mattress was in immaculate condition

yuck you didn't even jizz on it that's gross they don't even know how to react the thing no stupid didn't you see the yellow there's like leaf stains and yellow wait that's so that's

where you got the stains on your mattress that's where you're claiming those are stains from liquids I guarantee the mattress the brand new mattress you got from one of our fine view as what are your fine viewers what the fuck open you're taking credit for this yes what a cunt you still

haven't set it up right you can't rush into things oh my god you can't rush into things all right you just say he got a free mattress i have two thousand dollars yeah yeah i have two thousand what are you doing bro i i got to think about it you he's still thinking about he got this free mattress a month ago your brain so i have i have I actually have a fan base now. I love that. Can we get that on the board? Yeah.

I actually have a fan base now. That's my favorite thing that Ron has ever said. I'm going to back this up. I want to hear that again. That was great. He got this free mattress a month ago. So I absolutely have a fan base now, and there was $2,000 worth of merchandise. Here, like, get pods, right?

Is that true? Yeah, but the problem is you haven't set up any of it yet. Now these people understand when they, they, they, they, They go to me. They go, when are you going to take care of Ron? You can't take, you can't take care of Ron. Oh, what an asshole. Yep.

What an asshole. Opie is just like, I was the one who was right to never give you anything. Yeah. Because you don't deserve it. Yep. Ope, can you just own the fact that you promised something that you didn't deliver on? And it took WATP viewers to deliver on that thing for you? And not to mention.

Anthony wanted to do it. Adam wanted to do it. It wasn't an easy thing. Like, it was hard to get Ron to respond to where we can send it. Finally, someone was just like, I'll just send it to Gabbards. You can just take care of it there. And not just someone. Like, multiple people send him multiple things.

He's very proud of his fan base. I love that. But it's a big deal. It's a small little white lie, but it's a big deal to Ron and to us. Because Opie, now we know. Now we know that what it was like to be in the room. and work with you and all those times you take credit for things and for people's careers and maybe expand on your contributions we know you're the type of person who lies about that

stuff if you lie about that you'll lie about this and Ron knows we know we know I know exactly who sent the bedding and the mattress I know their names we all know it's not you Ron knows so every time you do this he knows you're a liar and you push him away even further. This is why Opie hates Sam Roberts. Because Opie always looked at Sam as the intern that he brought in. And so anything that happens to Sam Roberts is Opie's accomplishment. And he hates the fact that Sam is the morning guy now on the old channel that he used to be on,

that's nationwide on Sirius XM. And so that's his channel. He did that. He can't let it go. and he can't give credit to other people for their own accomplishments. What a good leader he is. Yeah, the opposite of a leader. Yep.

All right, so that was very fascinating. Thank you for finding those tidbits out of the Gevhard stream. I see no Matt was on here. No, no, he might have walked by at some point, but I got to be honest with you. I watched the entire thing. That's it. That's all you're going to get. Yeah.

And then the next day, the only thing worth hearing was the tag right at the end as he's saying goodbye. It was 40 minutes of him talking about the toll road in the middle of Manhattan and why it's ruining his life and right at the end, he just reveals something. I don't know how it happens. I'm kind of happy that this one's

nice and short. So enjoy your day and we'll talk tomorrow. Bye guys. If you hit the like, thank you. Oh, I made a few bucks. Thank you. I appreciate you. You know I appreciate you. I play the A-hole, but you know what? If you want to know the truth,

All right, I'll tell you the truth today. I play the A-hole very well. I understand that. But actually, I'm the guy that was shedding tears as the cerebral palsy ran by with his two buddies or two brothers holding them up. And the guy yelling as loud as he can because he just crossed mile 26 yelling, This is a big deal. This is really a big deal.

Oh, my God. If you didn't have moisture in your eyes, then you're a... Huh. Yeah. It's a character. This is Aaron Imhol He does the same thing I know I come across

Is this smug pompous prick That's the character I'm playing I'm shock jock Aaron and same with Opie Guys I know I come across like a shock jock But really there's a real person I don't need this facade He's the kind of guy who cries

At the Special Olympics That's who he is It's impressive Only guy to ever do that too Good stuff And remember that he said that because it's going to come up again later. Okay.

As we start his next day. Yes, with Ron on Tuesday. This is yesterday's show. Ron is, of course, the co-host on Tuesdays. It's the Opie and Ron show, which we're big fans of over here on WATP. Even more so than Opie Radio, I would say, at this point. I pulled one clip from Opie by himself. The entire package is Opie and Ron, so.

All right. Should we just start it up? Yep. What's up, Ronnie? Did you vote? No, I was just going over that. Well, if deficient's good today, Ron, I'm not going to vote. Because, you know, I'm that guy.

I'm like, my vote ain't going to count. In the end, my vote's not going to count. Honestly, I think in this election it probably would count. Wait, do you mean, like, if I don't vote and Cuomo loses by one vote, then it was up to me? Hold on. I'm going to be back in two seconds. I want to show you something. All right.

Go ahead. God damn. When opi talks politics, it's insane. He has been complaining about this mayoral race and how important it is and how the whole city as at stake and whether he's going to stay or leave. The last show was all about the total rule. These are all things you can vote on. You're the guy who complains about this all day long and given the opportunity to just do something. You were too busy.

Well, the other aspect of this is that Opie is above everyone. else in New York. He shows us to you all the time from the scenery behind him to how he treats people on the streets. He thinks he's better than everyone else. So the fact that he has one vote just the same as everyone else, like why even bother? You kidding me? I got one vote just like the guy who's driving the bus, just as the guy who's dressed as Iron Man. Fuck this noise. I'm even going to bother them. And he has no idea how he comes off to Ron because Ron sees it. Like, people who live in Manhattan and drive their car from downtown to uptown, that's not every New Yorker.

That might be the Opie kind of New Yorkers. Like what Ron's witnessing is what everyone else in New York is, is like downtown is open now for the first time ever. We can walk around downtown comfortably because of this thing. But he doesn't engage in that. He's like royalty on this other level. And Ron's just laughing at him. He really is.

Good. Now, this needs a little setup. Ron used to deliver pot to the writers of the Colbert report. And he's telling him, he did. That's a clear of fame. Very long story about that. Okay. We didn't need to hear.

We can cut in right at the end. Okay. Like we, I was delivering flowers while Stephen Go on. And by the way, you can see the monitor. There's Stephen Colbert right there. Sure. Doing his intro. Yeah.

That's it. That's it. What else you want? That's what I mean, what do you want fireworks? What do you want bells and whistles? That's it. I delivered flowers to the Stephen Cobbiet show because all the writers are dead head comment.

I said that. And I said before, you told this story where he used to deliver flowers to Stephen Colbert. That should have been where the story ended. This guy goes, Ron knows how to stretch a story. Ron's a funny guy, but he's not a storyteller like Opie. I thought you were going to add something else. Nothing else needs to be added, my friend. All right.

So you got the Stephen Colbert stickers on your door. I mean, we got a very, very busy day. So I'm thinking if you're going on a tangent about the Stephen Colbert, you're going to add a little more to the story, the storyline. This whole thing is about storyline. You had a little something extra to your story that everyone heard in the past. I think it came out perfect. We told what the stickers were. I'm delivering illegal flowers to the Kobe report.

It's very dangerous, very mysterious. This is your story. Ready? So I go, hey, Ron the waiter used to, you know, bring flowers to the Stephen Colbert show. And then you told the story for about 10 minutes that ended with, so I brought flowers to the Stephen Colbert show. Yeah.

We may be nominated for an Emmy for that little segment. Oh, my God. They're giving out Emmys for podcasts. now. You think, you think they're going to nominate us, Ron? Oh, Amy Poehler is the new It Girl in podcasting, are you, Amy? Hey, maybe we'll get a deal on Netflix. Oh, God. Just put me on S&L right now, and I'll show you, I'll show you what's going on with these podcasters. They all think they could do what I do and what Ron the waiter does.

Why is Amy Poehler doing a podcast? Don't do sketch comedy. That would be like me going, you know what, I think I'm going to just do sketch comedy now. Oh, really? there's only five people that can do this fucking thing and you're not one of them Amy Polar but she's gonna get an Emmy because she's talking to the big stads what

oh no the bitterness is insane with this one holy shit he doesn't think that entertainers can be entertaining in different ways he's never seen this before can't go switching a career midstream it's unheard of

I just saw this band Steel Panther producer Chris and I went to see Steel Panther and they're this band that plays like 80-style hair metal music really, really well. It's all original music, and they crush it. And then the guitarist who writes all the songs and lyrics, improvises on stage and just talks to the audience, and is hilarious at doing that.

He shouldn't be able to do that. He's fucking playing the guitar cell, no for no. He's crushing the guitar solo. He can't also be like a funny guy who's witty and entertaining when just talking to a microphone. Is opening this retarded? Yes. He is, right? But it's bitterness, too.

There's so much to unpack, and I just want to go on record and say, and I'd love to see him on SNL. I would love to see that. Has Opie ever had a kicker to any of his stories? He's criticizing Ron for not having a kicker. Opie goes, yeah, I had a whole guy's retreat weekend. I don't want to talk about it. What were we doing, like drinking beers?

I probably had like a beer and a half over the three days. Great story, Opie. Yep. Thanks for that. The fact that he thinks, So Amy Poehler, whatever you want to say about our podcast, I haven't checked in in a while. Maybe it's gotten better. I reviewed it with Drew's show a little bit.

It is crushing it. She's one of the top podcasters in the world right now. And OPEC sees those numbers. He gets so upset. He's so better about it. He doesn't understand Joe Rogan appeal. He doesn't understand Amy Poehler. He'd be better off like watching these shows and figuring out what they're doing that he's not doing.

He can't. He's just like John. John claims he doesn't want to watch stand-up comedy. He won't because he can't stand watching other people be successful. And this Amy Polar thing will go on for the rest of the episode. He'll just going to turn everything back to raging about Amy Polar. Well, that's exciting. I feel like this is an Amy Polar episode that we're doing today.

Yeah. Kind of randomly. Fuck these people. That shouldn't happen. You shouldn't put a toll in the middle of a goddamn neighborhood in the middle of the city. Coming in and out, whatever. I can't argue that. Open.

Look, if you get all worked up. You're getting, you're right. You're getting so angry. Dude, dude, this is the shit that Amy Polo should be talking about. Well, boy, tell me about your next movie. Okay, but. Oh, my God, you're amazing. You're going to get it at me now, Amy.

Oh, well, you know what? Tell me about working with. Is that your Amy Polar voice? What? Is that your Amy Polar voice? Yeah, I, my, my impressions are like imagination. Listen. Congestion, like, okay, you want to blabble, blabble, blabble, but the facts, the facts show that down, that below, the lower half of Manhattan has reopened.

This is a reopened. We can't afford it. Figure out another way to do this. That's my whole point. Here's a idea. Stop living in Manhattan if you can't afford it. I get that advice to everyone who lives there and complains about how expensive it is. Yeah, it sucks.

It's not for everyone That is for sure He just said The toll sucks Yeah Ron says well it actually freed up downtown It's pretty great now Ron says I

Welby says I don't care We can't afford it What does that mean? Who's we? What does that mean? Him and is probably the other people The other tenants in his building Who are complaining about it to each other

Oh okay yeah take public transportation Then that's the fucking point It's quicker and cheaper There's a lot of solutions to this. Yes. For Opie. I mean, he's at his beach house and the Hamptons right now. There's a solution right there.

You can live there year-round. It's funny to bring that up because at this moment, Opie is going to reveal what we always knew and have always said and he always denied. Finally, we're right. Opie, you know what you're morphing into? What? You remember the Muppet show, those two crungy old guys up top, Making fun of everybody.

That's you. I have no money anymore. So now I understand what the working man goes through. How about that? And you know the pricing? Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

There's so many solutions to this. Now, one who's a novice who doesn't know Opie really well would say, you can get a job. I'm not going to say that. I don't think OPE can't. I got it. I'm not going to say that because I don't think Opie can get a job. I don't think he's employable at this point.

What he should do is sell some of his properties that he owns. That he doesn't need to own three properties, especially in some of the most expensive places to live in the world. The Upper West Side of Manhattan, the Hamptons, and whenever the fuck he's got out in Philadelphia, I don't even give a shit. He can move to Philadelphia, get rid of the other two places. He doesn't even fish anymore. There's really no reason for me at the beach except for him to see.

save children's lives. This guy's such an asshole. I'm a working man now. With that view from his porch in the Hampton, that nitcat, he's a working man.

And he's talking to Ron the waiter. Ron the waiter. That's a working man. Do you think Ron even has a savings account? Like, what are we talking about here? What's his spending about

on his credit card? He's talking to Rod the waiter about being a working man. What a douche. At some point, opi goes into his house 20 feet he says to grab a cup of coffee and Ron's like impressed he's like 20 feet

wow the square footage of that yeah he's doing the math he's very impressed and you'll see why because if you remember the flash flood in a story and now Ron's going to show us the damage oh yeah by the way speaking of calling somebody look what I have to do what do you got to do where are you walking to Ron

can you see the fucking hole that's the flood right yeah Ron has a basement apartment and the the latest rain destroyed destroyed is look that was his brand new mattress it's already destroyed so we got to get you another one already right Ron look at there's a hole yeah look at that oh my God

Ron we you know we gotta this is why you should be angry that Amy Polar is up for a fucking Emmy she's been podcasting for a week this is why you should be mad Ron I said to ask the question. Does Ron deserve the Emmy nomination? Why are we mad at Amy Poehler over this again? That's what I can't figure out.

What is this jealousy? Where does this come from? That's it. That he's been doing this since he was 18, and she just stepped in and is getting all the accolades. Fuck her. Wow. That's it.

Poehler's not living in a basement apartment that's flooding. Neither are you, Opie. Yeah. What are you complaining about? Why are you angry? Ron should be the one who's angry right now. And if you remember, he's intentionally forgetting two things. One, he

didn't send the mattress. So his we need to send another mattress. Your fucking asshole will be. I didn't even pick up on that. Thank you for paying attention. And number two, Ron said in that last stream, he said, I didn't set up my bed yet. So I didn't ruin that stuff. It's still the old one.

But he wants it to be. See, you ruined your new bed. Shouldn't have sent it. We're going to have to do it again, I guess. Shouldn't have done it the first time. Good call. What an asshole. Oh, my God, you know, it was just amazing meeting you in L.A. when we were kids, and now you're on my podcast. Shut up.

Amy Poehler, the Kelsey brothers. Dude, I've had it. I'm not joking. There's five people that could do this on one of them. I'm one of five. If you're not joking, you're delusional. You don't want to start that. That's what I'm not joking.

joking. That's scary. There's five people who can podcast. How many radio hosts existed in the 80s, 90s and aughts that were successful? Thousands. But there's only five people who can podcast successfully. This low-level podcast that we host has opion all the time because he's fucking terrible. He's terrible at it. This is crazy. This is next level. Adam, I'm so glad you're watching all this. Because I've been watching Opie for years. This is next level. He has lost his mind.

It's become my life's work. I love it. You're doing the best work of your career. Do you remember earlier when Ron left for a second and Opie did his, okay, Ron, he kind of let him go. He never forgets an insult, Opie. So watch what he does. Oh, okay. Everyone has a podcast.

By the way, the plumber that came in to fix my toilet for $400. He goes, oh, by the way, you got a podcast. Hold on. It gets more views than yours, too. I can be checked it out Oh my God You're on a you're on a rule today man You may have to shift the decad

I'll listen Hold on Wait a minute Give me the five podcasts That are better than That you think are better than you No that's the brilliance of me Because now everyone's going to debate that

Right How about Could you imagine just trying to list All the podcasts That are better than OPs Can't think of a bigger waste of time French Frenchi hot eye put out there

Wayble entertaining Yeah this is another Opie challenge Like from years ago Name anything funnier than me Yeah The Holocaust He's such an idiot He walks right into these things

He's gonna debate that Right How about Joe Rogan? Let me throw him out What do you think of the Joe Rogan? The Rogan I was a big fan for a while but I can't invest four hours in a podcast. That's why I try to keep mine under an hour every day.

Opie. Hey, Rogan, we got jobs and shit. We can't listen to four hours every fucking day. Again with the Royal Wee, we've got jobs and shit. Opie, you're unemployed. You've been unemployed for almost going on a decade now. Fuck. You would do this for four hours in a fucking minute if we were getting paid.

If someone was paying us to do this, you would do it. a second. All right. All right, Ron. That's great. Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, thank you. Pick a truth of power over here. Obie's retarded. Also, for

Obie to agree with him, that's huge. Yeah, he's got nothing. He's like, yeah, you're right. He does it every time. Every time Ron directly challenges him, he crumbles. I love that. The last episode where he said, that's your Howard Stern impression. Yeah, that's my Howard Stern. That's your Amy Poehler. Yeah, that's my.

You wouldn't do it for money. You got me there. He's got nothing. No comments. You're right. He's not using any kind of pushback because all the Gebhardt's guys do not do that. But ever since Ron watched Anthony Kubia calling out Opie, Ron's going, yeah, you know what I have picked up on some of these things this asshole does? I don't appreciate.

Yeah. You can roll right in the next one. Hold on. Let me get a little nourishment. What do you mean? What are you doing? What are you eating? You coming up at 7 in the morning?

Oh, you're crazy, Ron. That's 100 right there. All right, all right, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron. Now, it makes sense now. Ron, can I trust you? I got to go 20 feet to get coffee. Can I trust you? I'm going to be able to hear every word you say, though.

Opie, you take your time. Go ahead. Can I trust you? I just got to get another cup of coffee. Don't you worry, Opie. Oh, my God. I can hear you. Give us a plug, Ron.

Give us a plug. The coffee's right over there. I can hear you. You always say, go get another cup. In this house, I can go get another cup. It's right there. I don't understand why it's already in the thermos, ready to go. It's very unprofessional.

Go ahead. Can I trust you? That's funny. Go get you coffee. Wow. You can start with the Mondani facts because I'll be able to hear. Yeah. All right.

I'm going to trust you, Rod. I'll be right back. You got to talk. You got to talk. So there's no dead air. How do you think he does? Rod is crushing. get, by the way.

I love you calling it out for being a professional. You can't just put it in a thermos and have it right there next to you this whole time. And Opie's so insecure. It'd be one thing he was just like, hey, I'm going to trust you to take over the show for a minute. Could you handle it? But it's like, seriously.

You're not going to say any shit, right? I'm listening. Oh, yeah, he's serious. He's so insecure right there. That's fantastic. You can't stop talking because he doesn't want to hand it over to him. You're right. Doesn't want to let it go.

So how do you think he does? Now is his chance to shine. Do you think he falls flat or do you think he just kills it? I don't have a ton of confidence in Rod, but I'm rude for it. Yeah, you can't do any worse than Opie. Let's go, Rod Cho. Trust you, Rod. I'll be right back.

You got to talk. You got to talk. So there's no dead air on the original version of this. We're finally alone. Jesus Christ. What fucking grumpy old man. I hear you, Ron. I think it's a favorite movie.

Huh? Now that's a view. Look at that. So, how was everybody? I'd do it. Blue moon? Fuck, Ron. Jesus Christ, Opie.

Maybe he's incontinent. So, I'll tell you what. I can't wait for Opie. Ron, I just wanted to prove that you can't do this without me, Ron. Actually, it was going very smoothly. The comments were great. I heard every word. Nah, the comments were like, finally we're alone.

Oh, really? I'll block all those people. He's not kidding. There's a solution. So Ron just turned into this. Yeah. You haven't heard of the go as well. Oh, you loan some tonight.

Nothing. Nothing for that. Yikes. This is a weird one. I probably shouldn't have included it, but it's just, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. and he sounds like royalty. I don't know what's going on here.

It's such a class difference between them, too. I know why you're out there. Can I say that? Yeah. You're a conservationist, and we just had that. Don't. Don't. You wanted to make sure if the piper clovers are still okay.

How are they? Are they still there? They're piping plovers. Yeah, sure. I hate the piping plovers. See, this is what you do. do to me, Ron. You bring up stuff that infuriates me.

One year I had to walk out, I don't know, 100 yards all the way around to get to the beach because of the piping plovers. They fence them in if they find a goddamn egg. All right. It's been called a lot of things of white people problems, first world problems. I'm not going to complain about that on my podcast. I guess these are endangered species that lay eggs that are so fragile that they have to like block him off. And he spent an entire episode trying to sell us that he was a cat lover.

Right. But he can't be inconvenience to walk a hundred feet to his ocean because they're trying to save these animals. And he thinks this is a sympathetic take that he can give to Ron the waiter that people can relate. I had to look up what those words meant. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not familiar with that either. What's interesting is that the reason Opie is actually there in the Hamptons is because he has to get the dog groomed. What? They have to get the dog groomed, and he can only do it with this mobile groomer

that is in the Hamptons, so his dog can just go into the van, get groomed, and come back. And Ron is trying to process this concept and the amount of money that must go in to this affair. There are no dog groomers in Manhattan? Oh, no, there are, but he can't go to them.

He's a very large dog, and they found out that they make the dog wait in a in a cage when they're not getting groomed and they can't have that about the same believe or not and the dog oh my way how much or something like that cost oh dude it's like it's like uh well my mom my mom but jesus my wife venmo so i don't even know it's like two three hundred dollars man do you just call your wife your mother i see yeah oh my god no it's not a fraudian oh my god i don't have mommy issues you have the mommy issues you call her mommy i don't call my wife mommy some couples call each other mommy and daddy no we got pet names for each other and you're

not getting that either it's missus oh and and and and i wouldn't go down the mommy issue uh route uh there ron okay you know i got you on this one you know i got you this one my mother's done things that you my mommy never scissors me that's what i'm getting at yeah my mommy never scissorsed my head because it was fun to do on a she almost choked me out with her thighs yeah Oh, my God. All right. Yep. My mom Venmo's the dog groomer.

I don't know how much it is. Why can't he ever get it right when he's talking about his family? Why is it? Oh, it's so off and weird. Is Opie's mom still alive? I should know the answer to that. I think so. Yeah, I guess I don't know the answer to that.

I'm wondering if, like, all of his dead relatives, he gets confused. Yeah. You know? Yeah, you know, I got a cousin. I mean, a kid. Remember when he's getting the number of kids he had wrong? Yeah, he said he had three children. And he accidentally said, mommy, corrected himself.

Yeah. And then because Ron had the audacity to point it out what we all heard, he's like throwing Ron's childhood trauma at him. Yeah, an aggressive manner, forcing him to fucking deal with it. Your mom put her twat on your head. So there. All right, man. And Ron deals with it well.

Yeah, he does. He handles it very well. He handles it very well. Yeah, yeah. So, Ron is talking about people that have never finished high school and opi makes an interesting association. Oh, he never finished high school. He didn't finish high school. So?

All right. That doesn't bother you? Anthony, Anthony never finished high school. Maybe it shows. I don't like the guy at all, but he's a smart dude. He's smart. Yeah. Don't tell Stuttering John.

that. He would not agree with that. If you didn't finish high school, it means you're not smart. And you should drink bleach. Then we found out John's dad didn't finish high school, but whatever, it doesn't matter. Neither here or there. It's interesting. In this moment, he hates Ron so much. He's willing to praise Anthony just to let him be wrong. Anthony's a really smart guy. He's got some good points about race.

FBI crimes citizens are spot on. What just happened? You lost me. Now, do you remember in that last episode when Opie was going on about how he's not really an asshole? Yeah. He's actually a good person. It's all an act. Well, chatter, Diana Sklans comes in with a brilliant question.

Hey, listen to me. Diane brings up Diana, Sclands. She brings up a very good question. On yesterday's live, you said, you stay in an angry, a-hole character. Does that drive away listeners keep your audience small question? mark does that draw haters man this this is a brilliant five dollars that you just spent i i play the a hole very well because i i think it's more fun than being being the nice guy that i i actually am you have to you have to have you have to keep saying just to let you know i actually do like

ron the waiter i know that stuff like that i love ron and that and that's the truth me and ron will fight we'll claw each other's eyes out we're like we're like we're we're like a i brothers, though. Don't mess with us. No, and then we'll make up by kissing on Zoom. Well, we did it once, Ron. It was nice. I'm trying to move away from that. But no, I don't know. I can like it.

I mean, to Diana's question, I appreciate the people that, you know, check this out every day, and I appreciate them supporting me. And yeah, I come across as an A-hole at times, and I think that that fires up the haters for sure. So I think you're kind of right.

So Diana is a fan of W.E. ATP. We see her in the chat and stuff a lot. This is a message for her directly. Be cool. I'm kidding. We tell Opie all the time what he could do to fix his problems. He never takes anyone's advice. So it's fine. She's really great. And I'm glad she caught that at the end of the episode and made him answer to it because it forced him to deny, deny, deny, and then say, well, you probably have a point there. And it gets hammered home in this last clip. Oh, that's great. Hold on the fucking middle.

Hold on. That's what you get in Amy. Did something happen with you and Amy Polar? I'm just, I've, Ron, like I said earlier, and you kind of missed out on it. No, I don't know, but maybe, maybe I had to run it with her. Listen to me. I'm running out of money. You live in a basement apartment that's flooding, right?

And what we're doing is really fucking good, right? It is good. But the problem is everyone has a goddamn podcast. It's saturated. everybody, I told you the guy, this is a real thing, by the way, the guy who fixed my toilet and hammered me for $400, he recognized me, he knew who I was, and he said, hey, by the way, I got a podcast that I would like you to check out. Even the plumber, I've had it.

Like I said, there's five of us that could do this. Ron Bennington won. I'll give you one. Ron Bennington's what. You know, it's funny because Anthony was a Tin knocker, you know, he's an H-Back guy. and Opie can't fathom the fact that his plumber might be a good podcaster. It's very possible just because the guy went into trades and has a job that is necessary in Opie needs. Doesn't mean he wouldn't also be good at talking into a microphone and being entertaining and compelling or talking sports.

Who knows what his podcast is about? Maybe he's got a ton of knowledge on the New York Jets. And he does a New York Jets podcast. No one would ever listen to because the Jets suck. Not the point. Right. So dismissive. This is not a character.

He is an asshole, and he's just looking down on the plumber. But my point is it's so dismissive when there's a real-life example that he was broadcasted with for 20 years, that he should know just because, and he even said, he's like, I had the strategy of getting guys who weren't in the radio business to come on, because I knew that would be different and interesting. That's why I brought Anthony on. And now he's going, oh, well, the problem with podcasts, there's two people podcasting. Can you believe a plumber thinks he can do it? Wasn't he just yelling at Amy Poller saying you can't switch trades midstream? You got to stick with what you do. You can't be successful.

John is the same way as Opie. It's really crazy. The Harrison Young Show, the college kid who directs it, said to me before I appeared on it, hey, I made a horror film. Can I send it to you? I said, yeah, it's fucking great. And then he said me another one. That one's great, too. This guy's a great filmmaker.

Why would you say no? Nasty Neil offers to John. He's like, you know, I can get you, like, actually good conventions that people would want to see you at. So he kicks Neil off the street. It's so stupid. Yeah. Bennington's one. Ron Bennington's what?

He could do this. Oh, Ron and Fez? I finally made back. The Fez died years ago. The Fez is dead. Nice. No, it's not. By the way, like I told you, one of my fans said,

hey, I think he may be interested in buying his Fez because the sister put it on, I guess they need money. They're auctioning off his stuff. She reached out to me because I... She did. Yeah, because it wasn't well received. I said, why would I want to buy Fez's hat? Now she's mad at me.

So Diana has a point. That's funny. I go, why would I want that? Oh, that's funny. So that got back to a family member of Fez. Just like, really? Obie's talking shit about this? What the fuck?

Those guys did crossers all the time. Fess would be on Obie and the show. Opie not so much going on his show, but the other guys, I hope he would go on Ron and Fez. He's one of the only five podcasters in the world, Carl. Well, Ron Bennington was, not Fess. Yeah, so not Feds, right. Forgive me.

But you see how he snuck in there? So maybe you have a point there, Diana. Twice. Yep. Got to him. Twice he realized, and he's starting to fess up with Ron, too. He's calling him on his bullshit. So the moral of the story is everyone start calling opium as bullshit more.

I'm talking to you, mad at Gebards. Start calling opium as bullshit because he's realizing he's got no one to defend him. And please hit the chat and please just let him know how you feel. Ask him those questions. He'll have to respond. I love it. At this time, I want to bring in a review girl, Annie. What's up, Annie?

Oh, hello. Oh, hello. And our review girl, Megan. Hello. Hello, Megan. Good to see you. Of course, when we bring you on the show, you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. Is it weird or is it gay? I love that Stinger so much. It's just off in the right way.

All right, so this is the game where we try to figure out if Aaron Emote will say something it's gay or not. We know he has no creativity or comedic wit. So oftentimes he just calls everything gay. And we'll watch a clip and try to figure out is it gay. This is round one coming in. But I love about Hassan Piker is it's do something embarrassing. get made fun of for it double down get angry your chat scrolls by a thousand miles a minute

and he somehow has the ability to pick out one person being a cunt to him and obsesses over it I love that about him but after like three days and everybody treating it like it was a real news story like I always thought that we were just fucking on Hassan because he got caught doing something kind of dickish and embarrassing but then when I saw like Asman gold and all these people analyzing it and talking about it for like three days and like clutching their pearls and being upset about it. I'm like guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're being gay now. I didn't know we were being gay. If I would have known we were being gay. Did I miss the problem? I'm looking for this. Oh, gay. I'm going gay on this one. Me too. I'm so sorry. He kept saying

the same things over and over again. It was very similar to the sentence that you gave me. I got to give you control over this. All right, we have a bonus round, so it's all good. God damn. I was going to say it's not gay. So that works out for me. Read the prompts. I was reading the props.

All right, we all get the point. Round two. Wanna fuck? Let's fuck! Yeah, that's a T-shirt, right? We got to have a Karmic. Let's fuck T-Carmic. Make the T-shirt.

If you don't want to make the T-shirt, let me know. I'll put it on our Stream Lab store, and I'll give you all all the money. for it. I don't want to dime. I just want to be able to house the Karmic X Let's Fuck, T-shirt, hoodie, mug, everything. Are condoms gay? Oh, okay.

I'll start with Adam. Yeah, they're gay. Carl. Condoms. I'm going to say gay. Chris. Not gay. N. Not gay?

All right. We're split on this. one. Dums, even though those are whatever. Are just whatever. That's right. God damn it. It's good thing I got that point for me being bad at this game.

I don't have any points at all. All right. We're going into round three, and it looks like Chris and Annie have the lead. Especially a guy like Carl, somebody put it really well on one of these shows. They said, Carl doesn't have any talent. Like, Carl is just kind of a dorky, autistic. guy who can gather a bunch of clips

and play him. He's kind of Opie, like, he's a less talented version of Opie, sadly. I know that's going to offend him and he'll see about it, but it's true. It's actually a compliment for him. He's not a funny guy. He's not a talented guy. He's not a good broadcaster, but he

artistically can gather clips. When he goes and does anything live where he can't just play a bunch of clips in his... Are Carl's live shows gay? Annie. Uh, unfortunately, yeah, they kind of are. We've all been to my life show, so let's hear it.

Chris. I think he's going to call him gay. Carl. I don't think they're gay. They're not gay at all. I should come to hackamania.acomania.com. Early bird special available right now. Adam.

Sounded gay when you just said it. Basement. He's utterly lost. it's unwatchable. Yes! I've lost and unwatchable! Yes! Stop seething.

This is what seething looks like. That's the first time that was ever a win for me. Someone told me I'm unwatchable. All right. Well, I guess I'm tied with the leaderboard now. That's exciting. Round four coming up. So I guess the thing that got them all worked up was Keanu got choked up

because Anthony's girlfriend went all psychotic on her. And what Keanu didn't realize was that all of these people are just using each other because they want to do a podcast and they just use each other for access and clout. Is it gay for podcasts to use each other for access and clout? Adam. Yeah, I'm going to say it's gay. And unlike the relationship you have with Johnny Crutches, Aaron. I'm going to say it's gay

and also ironic because of what he tried to do with Nick Rickeda so that was all about access and clout but yes he's going to call this guy Chris gay Annie sounds gay to me

all right let's find out again it's so fucking gay go find real friends yes it's gay everyone All right, what's the score right now? We're going into round five. Did you ever want to point for the first try?

I did not. Okay, so just do it without the point for the first round. It doesn't matter. Yeah, Adam is behind by one. Okay. So we got a three-way tie. That's not a gay. We got a three-way tie.

Here's round five. Remember that round six, the bonus round, is worth three points and played a little bit differently, but this is round five. Brunswick last week that left a 19-year-old student critically injured. In Greek life is pretty big here, so I'm pretty shocked. While not giving specifics, the... Well, they shove the fucking Baclava up is taint, my friend. Eternity's president and CEO, Gordy Heminger, told CBS News New York...

Heminger, huh? They're going to have to hem his anus. In a statement that hazing did, in fact, occur last Wednesday evening, adding, any member involved directly or indirectly will be permanently expelled. We will continue to fully cooperate with the university and criminal investigations and hope the students involved face the maximum penalties allowed. Not because of the severity of the crime, but... Is hazing gay? Chris.

I'm going to go not gay. God. Carl. It seems so gay that you think it would be. I'm going to say gay, but also... Megan, I want to thank you for... bringing clips in of what Aaron's show is because so often we watch the begging segments or drama segments these are the dynamite drop-ins that he has when he's watching news clips

good stuff Aaron I said I'm gay I picked this one because I grew up near here so I thought that was kind of interesting oh yeah I'm smelling it right now they're still dumb shit happening in New Brunswick beautiful Annie It's gay, but the baklava and the taint is not gay. Makes sense. Correct. Adam. Hazing is gay.

Will Aaron correctly note that? I'll go, yeah. All right. Let's find out. Because they're so fucking gay. Yes. It was one of those things where it's like, this is an obvious one, but Willie Zig is on a zag on that.

All right. What's the scores right now? Carl, you are tied with Annie for the lead. Okay. But it's anyone's game. because in this bonus round, we're going to hear a setup and then we're going to get multiple choice. It can't just be gay.

It could be other things as well. Megan's going to want us to know what that is, but first, I'm going to try to hit the prompt correctly. But it did upset some people. It's just a weird thing to say. It's not something I ever thought I'd have to say. I fucking went to jail. If you hate me, that should be enough.

Like, that should be enough to make you happy. But again, I forgot. God, I'm not allowed to play basketball. I'm not allowed to watch movies. I'm not allowed to learn anything about jail. And I'm not allowed to enjoy myself. Aaron says he's not allowed to enjoy jail. Is he being naughty, a bad boy, or wicked?

Oh, wow. Adam. Wow. I'm going to go with naughty. No, no, I'm going to go with bad boy. That's what I'm going with bad boy. I think it's bad boy because he'd be talking about being a good boy a lot on the show the last few weeks and months.

Chris. Yeah, I know what you mean, but I'm going naughty. Okay. Annie. I'm going to pick Wicked. All right. I like it. Nottie, naughty, naughty.

Oh, naughty it is. We have a winner. Congratulations, producer. Chris, you earned this one. Finally. And well done, Megan, not my bet on round one. It's fine. The ending was funny.

That's why it was a longer clip. That's why pencils have erasers. That's why. Next time I'll do an oopsie. Yeah, seriously, probably should. I'll have a bonus oopsie. That's why WTP has video editors and pencils have erasers is because of that. Detroit Dabler says,

one of Fez's last bits was being hypnotized and after years of checking out he had a brilliant but brutal impression of Opie Opie didn't forget Oh interesting So there's a reason why

Opie's not a fan of Fez Wattley at this point That makes sense He never does forget an insult Nope So we get some comments on our Spotify If you listen to the show in Spotify You can comment on individual

episodes. And sometimes Megan pulls some out of those and reads those for us. I was on mute. There we go. This is from episode 670, from the worst ever. Aaron is so predictable that he is bordering on unfunny. He needs to tell the story about how he got his 100 Carl Bucks taken out of his pockets. That's a twist I could get behind. Yeah, whatever happened to that money I gave him towards the canteen fund. He's just watching the same movie over and over again? It went to the big short. Yeah, I think so.

Seriously. We have one from a JD. The Opie and Ron segments have become my favorite. I agree. They're fantastic. Of course, those are the ones that are curated by Adam. So I can see why they're superior to the other parts of the show. It's all Ron the waiter.

I'm just following his lead. And two cones says, Good job, Megan. Thank you. All you do is mention Megan. That's true. Definitely get your name right on the show. That's going to work every time.

Annie, do we have any new reviews? Yeah, and you can leave those on any of the podcast platforms. If you leave them on Spotify, Megan will take care of them, but you don't, you can leave it on Apple Podcast, Podchester, CastBox, any of those. This one comes in from some guy from New Hampshire, skip the show and listen to Opie Radio. Lisa Boswell sounds like The Long Loss Relative of Bill Dothrieve from King of the Hill

No shit Well thank you That sounds like a five-star review Yes, it is Very good No, bye-Keele All right, Lisa piped out over there

Do you have any other reviews? Nope, just the one All right Slowing down Well, thank you for leaving the reviews It helps the algorithm and, of course, give us five stars and then shit all over us. We'll try to figure out if it's a five-star review or not because it'll seem like you're being mean. It confuses the people who read the reviews and also messes up AI considerably.

So we do have fun here. We're going to listen to some voicemails. But first, Annie, where can be able to find you? If you want to check out what I'm up to, go to insanity.com. I-N-S-A-N-N-N-E-I-T-Y.com. and Adam do you have anything that you want to plug any projects you're working on my friend i would love to plug um rocko's making the rounds i guess next week and he's always very sensitive when people appear on too many shows so i should feel like we should plug that he's going to be

on b yb and eric nagle show next week and we should all catch that is that rocko or is it too i don't fucking know one of those five guys all right very good well we'll tune in for that uh megan anything you have going on no just uh get your hackamania tickets so we can all hang out next year. Yes. Hackamania is going to be April 10th through the 12th. What I like about hackamania is

it was June the first year and it was 110 degrees. So Patrick goes, let's make it in May. So it was May and then it was 102 degrees. So he's like, yeah, let's make it April. Like, okay, good, yeah, yeah, let's keep back in the zone. We're in the zone. Yeah, we're getting I was going to say warmer.

But no, no, no, it's actually cooler. It'll be 90, probably. It'll be in the 90s. which is fine. It's a dry heat. I'm fine with that. Yeah, I've been in December, and it's a little too cool. I might be in December this year.

Oh, really? Yeah, there's a little thing being organized that was supposed to happen in October. Oh, okay. But now they're looking at December, so I might be down in Vegas for that. Producer Chris, anything you want to plug? Did we already play in Buffalo?

Yeah, we did. We did. We have a Christmas show coming up. We have two Christmas shows coming up. The Iceatops. com. Check that out. We'll have that listed on the website,

and you can watch us play some Christmas songs and see the go-go dancers dressed up in dumb dresses. Yeah. Santa will be there. It's a whole thing. All right. We have some voicemails. And, of course, the voicemail segment is dedicated to our boy, Gary and San Diego.

It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and rolla. Rock and roll of voicemails. This is a comment on when John was on with Stephanie Miller, and they brought it. Heather McDonald, and immediately John was calling Heather out

for being a drunk mess at his house with her kids over there. And a bad mother. Yeah, that was wild. Hey, Carl. I've been listening to the show since before Stutjo was a thing. And that fucking interview with Heather

McDonald, I truly think that is, that takes a cake. That was the most uncomfortable I've ever felt watching Stutter and John do anything. That was fucking brutal holy shit just calling her a worthless mother

on the airwaves and thinking nothing of it what a fucking idiot I didn't think he could still fucking amaze me he managed to anyway keep the good keep the good work later go bills

go bills yeah that was incredible they came right out with that and Heather was like she rolled with it but that could have been a confrontation oh yeah It was pretty insulting. On living in the past 17 that you guys did with Jenny the other night, there was a moment where a woman was telling a story about her divorce and it was really sad. And John did not get it.

It was not a joke and kept doubling down on these jokes. And then her story got sadder and sadder and his jokes got bigger and bigger and his laugh got bigger. He had no idea what was happening in the room. It was magical. Greschen Bonaducci was talking about Danny Bonaducci cheating on her. That's it. His infidelity and happening. again and again, and John's going,

guys love Strange. She's like, yeah, yeah, it's not really a funny thing. My marriage fell apart. We have kids together. That's fucking insane. I called into my voicemail line. X-3, X-3. Read all about it. I'm Carl Hamburger, and I used to work at the newspaper,

and Jenny Jingle has one hot tomato. I'll tell you what, she's 23 Skadoo, the bees' knees. Also, I like kissing dudes. I got to stop getting drunk and calling it to the voice about him. And kissing me. It's very embarrassing. You wish.

All right. So we did an episode on Halloween. And on that episode, we covered both Paris Hilton and Megan Markle. Oh, yeah. It was a lot. Bitch Fest. It was a lot. Hey, guys.

It's Dorkel's calling. Man, this last episode was a slog. to get through with a capital Salah. Megan and Paris together, I do think I should team up maybe for a show called The Charmed Life. I think ADHD is New Autism, where I just can't stand to hear people talk about it. It's just as interesting as telling me about your morning coffee habit.

Yes, I get it. We all love to take meth in socially acceptable ways. Good for you, Paris. And yes, I agree. Get better at suck in the date. Have a nice day. Love you. That's most of our complaint about Paris Hilton.

Yeah. Just not into it at all. Almost an afterthought. Oh, there's a penis here still? Come on. She's distracted because of ADHD. That might be it, actually. There's a demon in her head telling her she sucks.

Sucks, you say. Oh. I should get on that. Ronnie and Syracuse. This is actually a really good point. I don't think any of us made when John was all excited about the fact that Kevin Brennan smelled like a poopie diaper. Mm-hmm.

A.K. New Brunswick. Yeah. Look at it at you, Megan. This is the point that I don't think any was made, which is crazy that we missed this. Hey, Carl, Ronnie, in Syracuse, love you, love the show. In regards to John saying that Kevin Brennan has old man slash poopy diaper odor about him, this is the guy that had issues on the tonight show with hygiene, that didn't wear socks, it didn't shower,

and on Stephanie Miller, he said he didn't shower for three days because he was moving cats. And so the guy talking about somebody smelling, and that was a long time ago when John wasn't even close to being an old man. It's all I got. Don't call me that. Yeah, they put an air freshener over him on Stephanie Miller. Yeah, several. Because he stunk so bad. And now his big get on Kevin Brenner's and he stinks bad?

Takes one to no one. I guess. The TV show, he worked on how to hire a separate person to come to the studio to wash his feet because no one in hair and makeup would fucking touch him. He learned nothing from that experience. You know you've made it when. God, damn. All right. Here's a theory on Aaron in jail.

Hey, Carl, I try not to call it twice a week because you say I'm insufferable, but I'm catching up on episodes. So Aaron Imholt mentioned that in that jail, they tend to group people by what they're in for. He's in for revenge porn. That's a sexual offense. so he's with the rapist and the chomos maybe that's why he don't think he's so cool he's the only one not putting broken glass in their food or when they get semen in the food he's like ah it's not so bad all right shoot maybe we did get some insight on that i'll plug it again so this friday and this little piggy moody and i had an interview with mikey the arsonist

the guy who was in jail playing basketball with aaron and we found out more about the segregation and who was set up where and why. And we get some insights into that. I can't fucking wait. Oh, it's fascinating. Everyone knows that sex crimes are giving the mass. Max respect. Everyone loves those people.

That's our guy. This guy agrees with you, producer, Chris. Yeah, Carl, I'll work right now. I have to pause the show to do well. I let you know that. I absolutely agree with producer Chris. Chris be crunchy chicken is awesome. I have one at the gas station down the road from my voice.

I'd like to stop in there. get a box get like three cans of four a loco go home and get absolutely trash it's fucking awesome fuck you for trashing it I recognize that voice that was Barack Obama yeah

that was definitely Barack Obama who agrees with you about fried chicken from a gas station now listen has nothing to do with the color of skin I'm just saying I recognize the voice what does he get fucked up on Coco or loco Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't I think you're above four loco? No, our light guy used to drink that shit. He got fired. We have a different light guy now. Cal photographer calling into the show. Now, if you remember, we were talking about how, what a wild world we live in, where you have Averiza and Nightmalenda is living on the same street in Portland. How is that possible?

and I'm just so upset because he said there's no reason to come to Portland when I'm here and I thought we were best friends okay I've been I put you as a beneficiary and my will I don't know I just thought we're in a different place but now that I know that John's son daughter lives near me I'm going to try to become their best best friend. No more Carl best friend. Carl best friend out. John's daughter's son,

best friend in. I'm hurt and also don't do that. We don't encourage that here. I'm the Carl Network. That's not what we're looking for people to do. I'm going to call it out for that kind of behavior. So you brought in Frenchihanna. Speaking of the gas station fried chicken.

Yeah. You brought in Frenchi Hana talking about that. Yeah. And it was a weird food review, to say the least. One of our voicemowers is concerned about that. Hey, guys, I've called in in the past about Frenchihana, about if she lives in, you know, a house that she pays for and she pays her bills and is responsible for feeding herself.

But it's totally fine to have fun of her. But if she lives in, like, a group home with other Frenchihana's, then, you know, maybe it's kind of being a jerk to punch or make fun of her. the fact that she walked into a gas station chicken shack and didn't know just what to do and had me a little concerned that maybe we're taking advantage of a of a helpless person.

I don't know, Chris, what do you think? Call me back. Is Frenchia slow? I think this is a new game. Is Frenchie a slow? She's not a fast. She certainly is not. Maybe she doesn't have all her faculties.

Yeah, but who's putting her out on the internet? the group home they're like this is hilarious that's fucked up your quarrel is with them sir yes like a word is observing and reporting it was revealing to see her out in the wild like doing stuff not just in the house

I just said we're just observing and reporting and I remember that Christian Blatt actually reached out to her that's right for the last hack of media because she lives in Vegas and we're all like yeah literally directed her say this

then say this oh no Christian, you're going to get me in trouble over here. God damn you. Good episode of Who Are These Broadcasters yesterday? Check that out. It's on our YouTube page. It's on the feed if you want to listen to the podcast.

It's on the Who Are These Broadcasters? Podcast feed. One more voicemail coming in. After listening to John, after a certain amount of time I finally figured out the right word, he is a jackass. Perfect. Or retard. I don't know.

I think jackass. It fits better. I agree, sir. Jackass sums it up perfectly. What if her retarded jackass? He could be a retarded jackass. Why not both? Yeah, right.

That's a good point. I like to mix and match personally when I'm talking about Settling John. Or it could be, I'm an asshole. Makes a lot of sense, actually. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye, Carl, I love you. Bye, Brennan. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Yes. Thank you for tuning in.

Bye. Bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. I'm not the one who came to my fucking stand-up show Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, listen, shut up for a second.