Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep673 - Good Hang with Amy Poehler

Episode Date: November 9, 2025

Amy Poehler has a very popular podcast, called Good Hang, where she interviews a celebrity friend of hers. It’s become such a hit that she decided to do a live show in a theater. Of course, she did live television for years, so this should be easy for her. There’s no way she’ll be nervous and screw this up. Eric Zane joins us to watch Amy stammer and laugh nervously in front of hundreds of people. Howard Stern gets a totally real phone call about Amy Poehler’s show being nominated for a Golden Globe. Free Beer from Free Beer and Hot Wings brags about saving the world in a time when poor people aren’t getting their SNAP benefits. Opie has both Ron the Waiter and another friend to talk about New Yorkers freaking out about their Muslim mayor. Stuttering John has Ava Raiza on to lie to him and Cardiff Electric joins us to play another round of “To Poke A Dabbler.”  Cardiff Electric’s YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@CardiffElect  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Conditions and exclusions apply. I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a We just do it kind of show You're listening to the podcast And you think, what's going on? I'm just hanging with my buddies. Are you a boner guy?

Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I missed penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?

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Give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing Good Hang with Amy Poller. We've all listened separately. Not to discuss it with each other beforehand. They show hosted by Amy Poller. and they just had their very first ever live show in a theater. And this show is a big deal. They have on YouTube,

507,000 subscribers. And these videos, they do various numbers, but when she has ex-S&L cast members on, they do very well. For example, recently she had Kristen Wagon, 992,000 views on that video.

Kate McKinnon, 636,000 views on that video. And so people are paying attention to Good Hang, with Amy Poeher. We know that Opie was throwing a fit about it the other day. I know. Because she was nominated for an award. Okay.

Well, he can't help being just showing that jealousy on everyone who is near a microphone. It's funny because I have some Howard Stern clips coming up where Howard also is not happy about Amy Poehler being nominated for this. How did Brian Kellyn do? It's funny because Howard actually plays some of the Brian Callen stuff too. Yeah. So I thought this was in the zeitgeist right now. Amy Poehler and the fact that they're doing their first ever live show in a theater,

and their guest is Sebastian Manascalco. So that's a big get for them, I would imagine. And I want to show you how this starts off. So it's all going to be live. You're able to see it on screen, but it starts off. It's just you hear the voiceover of Amy introducing the show to the audience that's there. And it's very high energy, but I don't know that Amy's prepared. She doesn't seem like she wants to, she even knows.

is what she's going to say to start the show up. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, how are you doing? Welcome, everyone, to the first ever live, good hang, in person, in, not in studio, in the theater, whatever we're doing. Nailed it. God, damn. That's the first thing out of your mouth that you had no idea what you were going to say. It's kind of surprising. It's not like a, that's not like the high school of.

assembly that you didn't want to go to? Yeah, a pep rally or something. Hey, we're going to beat the rivals this weekend. Three people clapping near the mic. Correct. And it's just, so I think she was backstage when she was yelling that out,

which is why we don't see the stage yet. Okay. And so she's getting number one psyched up. She's tell people to put their cell phones away and stuff. And then she introduces the musical act that's there with them. And Eric, I thought you were pretty excited about this. Amy brings on the woman who sings

her theme song to the podcast. And I can tell Chris, like, holy shit, Amy Miles is there in person? Yes, calm down. We're going to get introduced to Amy Miles. We're very, very thrilled that you can be here. And we're also very excited because we have a small treat for you before we get into our interview. This is a woman who I have known for 30 years and who used to sing, I used to sing back up

with her back in the day in New York City. And she is responsible for the. the Good Hang theme song. And she's going to play a few songs for you, along with her friend Chris Anderson. Give it up for Amy Miles, everybody. Amy Miles! One, two, three, black.

Ah! Oh! I have to say that when you're like, like, all right, first we're going to bring up a musical performer. Now, I've known this person for 30 years. All right, you're saying, like, listen, guys, this is an old friend about it. Can you just be cool? Like, this is going to be great, but I've known this person for a really long time

so I'm going to just be polite. Everything is, everything about this is as clunky as the very first where these podcasts show live. Yes. It, oh, my God. Talk about issues right off the go. And they had the luxury of editing it, though. And this is the best that they can do.

and you can hear all the crappy edits and hey clap and it's not like Chad Zumach and yeah there's some weird edits in it I have one specifically that I'm shocked by but you're right Eric there's a lot of nervous energy it seems like Amy Porter's ever performed before and I know that she has I've seen her on the TV I'm really surprised by this I know you know it's shocking it's actually if you think about it pretty good to know that someone who is a performer is absolutely shitty at this, and you all have managed to figure this out in short. You're much better than Amy Poehler at this. That's why I brought Eric on.

All right. Thanks so much for coming on, buddy. It's really great to see you. Have an awesome rest of your weekend. That's our show. Yes. This is what you need, this type of affirmation after what happened with the steel toe vindication. What do you mean?

I don't know. Was there a show yesterday? Yeah, I don't know. I thought I heard something. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Yeah, I wasn't there. I don't know about that.

So, actually, I have Ava talking to John about that coming up later on. We'll get into the hot takes that are happening. So this is now Amy Miles is going to introduce Amy Poehler. And when the theme song is over, bring her up. All I ever wanted was a really good hang. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Amy Poller! Hey! Hello!

Amy Miles! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Hello! Amy Miles, Chris Anderson. Give it up one more time. That's enough. We've given up enough.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the first official live recording of Good Hang. This is the first time. We've done it. And we're really, really happy that you could be here. Thank you so much. Don't worry. I have my lip balm.

And we're going to be okay. We're going to record our podcast. And I think there's a few people here tonight that don't know who our guest is. Raise your hand if you don't. Exciting. Okay, a couple things going on here. First of, we're raising our hands. This is elementary.

Yeah, fuck this. I'm all. It feels that we're all called down to the gymnasium. It's got that feel. It is like a pep rally. It's very awkward right there. Yeah. There's a lot going on here.

And it's one of the things, and I'm sure we'll get to it is, is the amount of time it takes to actually get going on this. I have more of this nonsense that drags out at the beginning. Because Amy's just, she doesn't know how to start the show. And she acts like this is a novel idea. They're taping a podcast live in front of an audience.

10 years ago, you'd be like, oh, wow, they're doing a live podcast. That's different. That's cool. We're way past that now. podcast tour. There's podcasts that just are constantly on tour just doing live shows all the time. And, you know, we'll kill Tony. They're doing Madison Square Garden.

And then, meanwhile, Amy comes up here and goes, guys, this is really exciting. We're going to be taping our podcast. Yeah, yeah. That's why we showed up. We know. We got it. Very good. So this is more of the nonsense.

Well, we're going to record our podcast. What if I just never told you? No, no, but we're very, very grateful that you are here tonight. By the way, that's a crutch that Amy has, very, very, very, very grateful that everybody's here. We're already here. Get on with it. These are the kinds of things you say when you're nervous in front of an audience. It was Christine Nolton.

Right. You don't talk like that normally. It's very odd. This woman has hosted the Golden Globes or something, right? Didn't she host with Tina Faye? Sure. What's she doing? Well, we're going to record our podcast.

What if I just never told you? No, but we're very, very grateful that you are here tonight. And thank you to the Gramercy, and thank you to Walmart for sponsoring us. And thank you to Amy and Chris for their incredible music. And we're very, very excited because our guest tonight who is going to be on stage, who we're going to dig deep and laugh well with. when are they going to get to the fireworks factory get to it already

what are they doing I also hate this thing we have to tell people how great it's going to be you don't know that it might be a done you haven't done it yet I was reading somewhere somebody who's smarter than me said that on shows like this you've got about eight seconds

for people who've never seen or heard your show to actually get them interested in it in some way yeah I mean this goes on for like 18 minutes well Eric I have another clip Because then she sits down, the band starts playing again. She goes and sits down in her chair, and she's still very excited. Okay, so, you know, welcome to another episode of Good Hang.

Very excited to be doing this live with a band. And thrilled to be here in the Gramer C Theater. And like I said, thank you to Walmart and everybody who sponsored this. And we're very excited to introduce our guest today. Could you imagine Johnny Carson's Tonight Show? If he came out and just, like, non-stop, we're very excited. We got great guests today. I swear to God, this is going to be great.

We're very excited about it. It makes me think she's not excited about it. Yes. I thought she was. And then she said it 20 times. I'm like, maybe she's not. Maybe she's trying to convince herself. I'm no longer excited.

And it sounds and it looks like shit. Yeah. That sound on there is awful. Sounds like an iPhone microphone. It is surprising. They wouldn't get that better. I got nervous when I noticed the band was still standing there. Like, oh, they're going to play more.

Shit. Yeah. Fortunately, they cut all that out of the, of the actual podcast itself. We don't have to watch any more of the band, which is good. All right. So now she's, she had a seat. She's very excited for the guests.

She brings up the first guest, this guy, Pete Correlli, who I've actually seen do stand-up before. He's a good comic. And he does a podcast with Sebastian, their friends. They've been doing a podcast for a long time. And the format of Amy's show is that she'll talk to a friend of her main guest first, like, talking behind their back kind of thing. And then when she brings the main guest on, she'll bring up things that the friend said about them.

So that's been a format for a while. So that's why she has Pete Correlli coming on. But listen to the ums and us. She's so unprepared. This is a shockingly unprofessional introduction. But so we are very excited to introduce a friend of Sebastian's, a fellow stand-up performer, who also is the co-host of the Pete and Sebastian podcast, which has been running now for 12 years and is an amazing podcast.

Give it up everybody for Pete Correale. That's very good. Eric Zay,'s bored dog. You mean, um, professional. It's not bad. 100%. Vocal pauses. And I do it.

I think everybody does it. When you're in the weeds, you're going to, um, you're going to suck. And that's what's happened. She doesn't. I know this because I've watched the entire episode, but she has a lack of confidence in her podcast. Like, she, I have a feeling people went to her and said, let's do this live. And she was like, ah. I don't know.

I don't know if this is the kind of show you want to do live. It makes me out breathy in front of an audience. And I'll tell you, I don't think this is the type of show you should do live in front of an audience because it's an interview show that's trying to be funny. Right. And that's very difficult to do. And so they try too hard as we're going to find out in a lot of instances. But it's easier for a show like Who Are These Podcasts because I have my clips and we have our segments and Eric's pulled his segment and Chris has got all this stuff.

We can just go up there and go, okay, here's what's what we're doing next. whereas Amy has questions and she's trying to make something funny come out of it. Right. But they're the worst questions. What's interesting is she doesn't, she should know how to prepare. All the things you mentioned here are just spending a few minutes, you know, going over whatever the hell. She could do that.

How could she have such a shitty delivery considering her background? And she's not new to this. And she had time. She could have people do it for her. Yeah, you would think she'd be prepared to introduce the guest. So Pete, he's a comic, and he's been doing comedy for years. That was better than what she did. Yeah, I'm pretty good at this.

Thanks, Chris. I needed that today. I know. All right, so speaking of ass kissing, Amy brings her first guest up, and the guest has to start kissing Amy's ass. And I think he recognizes that she needs a little boost right here. I was a little nervous backstage She's never done a live cast before

I go You're the best host To the Golden Globes that ever lived This is a hiccup Are you kidding? Come on Pete If the people in the audience

Aren't famous Then I don't know what to do It's weird I just don't recognize any faces And it throws me off All right Not a bad recovery from Amy Yeah

And he is helping He's laughing at everything She says It's you know Yeah he's a pro And it was interesting that he said she was really nervous backstage. It's like, oh, I think she was. Which, again, I'm really surprised by.

She's been on national television, especially Saturday Night Live, which is a live show in front of an audience. So that would be pretty nerve-racking. You'd probably get over that pretty quick, right? Yeah. This is a taped podcast in front of a smaller audience or maybe the same size audience as us in now. I don't know.

Doesn't seem like it'd be that difficult. All right, whatever with Pete Correlli. Let's get on to Sebastian Manascalco. Let's hear about some of the hilarious questions. that Amy has prepared. They both have lived in Chicago. Sebastian grew up there. Amy moved there to perform at Second City.

So they're going to talk about the restaurants they would go to and the clubs they would go to. And I don't know if you know this, but Sebastian Manuscalico is Italian. So he knows a lot about Italian cuisine. Okay. And so Amy was a server at an Italian restaurant. And so I think this is one of the first prepared jokes that she had.

Did you ever go to a restaurant called Carlucci's? I have, yeah. Okay, I used to be a waiter there. Oh, really? Yeah. I was thinking about our prep for today, and for people that don't know, Sebastian's dad was a Sicilian immigrant, is a Sicilian immigrant, and Carlucci's was the first time I learned about Italian fine dining in any way, like I didn't know anything about it, antipasti and

Semi-Fredo and bread sticks. Chris, you worked at a fancy Italian restaurant for a long time. I didn't see you laughing over there. Pretty bad joke. Oh, yeah. You didn't think that Brent Sixth was a good punch last? Actually, it wasn't the worst joke. It was the follow-up to it.

It wasn't that fucking funny. Yeah, I know. A lot of the things that Amy says she cracks up at, and I think it's just that nervousness again where she's just like trying to make us like, this is entertaining, right? Everyone's having a lot of fun and laughing a lot. And this audience is full of the biggest losers on the planet.

I could tell Walmart got a huge pop at the beginning. Oh, yeah. Fucking Walmart. out there three times a day love that place could it be there actually walmart employees that are there to watch this a crowd full of mutants to convention it'd be grunting right have you gotten to the part where because i i noticed the uninteresting nature of the questions did you because she it's remarkable to me because on some of these i noticed that there were setups like these two had discussed or figured out set up so that she would say something Sebastian would then kind of go off on a semi funny thing

or whatever and then it's like no other things aren't like when she said yeah what's the coldest day in Chicago or I mean she she's asking questions like that about very specific who cares elements of living in the community of Chicago I didn't pull the clip because it was boring but especially even says he goes I don't know I get I know it gets really cold there but you grow up there you know it's not like worried about it why the hell would she I mean, that's like the Chris Farley bit with Paul McCartney. Right. I guess she was trying to relate to him early on.

Like, we both lived in Chicago, but she was finding the wrong things to relate on. I think, shut up. Well, they also both relate on lip balm. Now, this lip balm that she introduced at the beginning there, got a little bit of a pop, is because that's a sponsor to the regular program. So I guess she talks about that a lot. And this leads to a very awkward transition. You're reminding me, everybody who has lip balm.

Let's take a lip balm break while we. Just for a second. Because it's too much, right? It's so dry out. It's too much. Okay. So, but you were, you, you, you, talk. Dude, all that time to think what you're going to say next

is you're applying your lip bob there, Amy. The, um, and we've talked that it looks like shit and it sounds like shit. But I think it, I mean, it really looks like shit. What a bizarre, washed thing. There is, was there no one there with. technical expertise to help them with for sure she looks you know like in poltergeist when caroland died and the fucking grandma brought her back yeah it's like she's glowing oh opie is that you so then they start talking about how they both have had experience being servers in l.a at restaurants

and so this gets them off on some some funny experiences that we can all relate to him I want you to notice how hard Amy's laughing at this thing that's not funny or interesting. Do you like when a server, this happens a lot in L.A. where you live, where we both live, where someone will duck down and get the same level as you? Oh. I don't like that. You know what I'm talking about? Like they're right here.

Yeah, they get right there. They get in real close. Again, I think Amy Poehler was a funny point. person. I like Amy Pollard. But what is she cracking herself up about right there? Because people have to bend down to hear you at restaurants, Carl. I mean, that's... Isn't that amazing? Hysterical. Yeah. They get down at eye level with you and talk to you about what's on the menu. Sebastian trying his best to yes and with a, oh, I hate that so much. Oh, I hate that. There's one thing that you can do. You can sell it. He can sell a premise. So he's good at that. I hate that so much.

And then he'll do a pirouette, spin around, do a split, dance, fancy leg kicked. And that's our server crouches down, bits. Thank you, everybody. Italians are almost as unfunny as women. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. He's doing this Vinnie Bomberino act. Shut up.

Fucking idiot. So there's some good nature of ripping going on in the show as well. And that's what we get into the corniest of corny jokes. But it does feel like you are still in it. You have little kids. Yes. And one could argue, you're a little old for that. So he's just looking around the room.

Yeah. What? I'm too old for having young kids. What are we doing? In my opinion, the first decent, well-thought little moment. I'll give her credit. All right, one, one great little thing. It got the audience.

laughing, but it shows you what the audience is into, because that's just super corny. Right. That's a, that's a C, you know, but you got to follow it up with some big hitters, and you haven't. That's the best you're going to do. Oh, I disagree. I'm going to show you what they follow that up with. And watch how hard Amy laughs at this, Eric, which is proof that obviously this worked

really well. I'm 52, and I have a six-year-old son, so that's a, okay, don't relax. See, just not how they would normally behave. The audience makes the show very weird. And I noticed that. These two could be having this conversation, and they would not have had a laugh break for I'm 52 of my son's six. I mean, at the WATP shows,

when the audience laughs too hard, we usually just tell them to shut up. Yes. And that gets more laughs. That's producer Chris's job, actually. Hey, guys, we've got to get out of here in a couple hours. Shut up. My favorite part of the job.

Yes. But actually, I think people would still laugh without her looking at the crowd saying, am I right? You know, that's what I mean. She still have the interview. She's selling it so hard, but I think there's also just a nervousness that she wants it to work so badly. So she's just like, this is great. Just let it work. The greatest thing ever.

So this clip right here, she brings up that they, well, actually, I think he brings up that they were in a movie together called The House. and he was just in a quick little clip he wasn't even famous back then but he was like they had this casino in a house and so he was performing stand-up in like a living room and there's like one audience member and he's flopping all around the floor because that's what he does it's kind of a funny little quick scene in a movie so he brings up that they were in this movie together and amy is laughing so hard at this oh actually i'm sorry this is the one where amy is stuttering She doesn't know what to do because she didn't prepare this conversation. She didn't have this in her notes. She doesn't know where to go with us. I mean, I feel like, like, I remember that time. And also, you have been, you had been performing for a while.

Whoa. Son of a bit, son of a bit, son of a gun. There was panic going on in her mind right there. She's like, oh, shit, I was prepared to talk. about this she doesn't remember him being on that movie sack because she was a star and he was just there for a day doing that thing they never met she's there's a lot going on and she's not focusing on him she's bouncing stuff off the audience she needs to worry just about him only just one question his answer leads to another question that's it's so basic that that is what

she's doing wrong she's looking around the room she's trying to see if things are working or not just have a conversation with the person you're interviewing and let it work itself out people are there to like it too it's not like people are going to show up to see this Amy Porter thing this podcast is very successful they got lots of viewers

it's not like people are going to show up and just be like I want to hate this I'm going to heckle this so hard and they're not going to leave so yeah it's just an hour long they're going to hang out

relax relax apparently Sebastian has a movie coming out that he wrote that's based on his father who's a Sicilian immigrant and Robert De Niro is playing Sebastian Manascalco's

father in the movie and can you tell everybody how i mean i'm sure you've answered this question before but it's pretty awesome to work with robert de nero i imagine i was very nervous uh basically wrote a movie never thought it would get you know you write these things you never think they're going to do anything but this one got picked up uh in denaro's hands he loved it wanted to read it out loud here in new york city with a bunch of actors so we read it out loud at a table wow rent it out loud of the table. Hmm. Is there a name for that?

Like a table room? You know. Like every movie that has been made. Yeah. If only we could have that happen more off. And he worked with him, I think. Yeah. The Irishman.

Yeah. Well, the other thing, too, is she goes, what was it like working with Robert De Niro? He did not answer that question. De Niro stinks. I'm sorry to break this, everyone. He's a bitter, hateful, dumb asshole. Oh, you mean like his legacy. Yeah, his personality.

Yeah, his personality is garbage. Okay, yeah. No one wants to spend a second hanging out with Robert De Niro. He said, I've heard him. I've heard that, too. But also, can you believe that Robert De Niro is in a movie that you wrote? I mean, that would have been cool 25 years ago. That would have fucking killer.

But since then, we've had Dirty Grandpa's Little Fockers. So, yeah, not so much anymore. Not that big of a deal. I think half the country hates them are actually more than. Yeah. Yeah, he's definitely polarizing at this point of this stupid political takes. So Sebastian, of course, is a physical comedian, they call it. That's right.

He likes to jump around. Like you said, dude, the pirouettes and all that kind of stuff. So this is a very long question. Listen to this question to tell me what the fuck is going out here. But, you know, I do want to talk about you on stage because I do, I love, I love watching you perform because, as we talked about earlier, you are physical. And a lot of people, you know, on stage, kind of like neck down or disconnected from their body when they're telling jokes.

They're like telling it from their head. And you really do tell it from your bodies. your whole body when you perform did you always like to move as a kid like were you like are you a physical guy like do you like I know you like to dance I've seen you dance a lot like that's still I mean

not to get to you know you don't know what I'm talking about Oh edit whoa So she never landed that plane that No no no no she never figured that one out I just cut it They just cut out whatever she just rambled off And went off on something and they're just like

I just cut that part out please I look really bad I started sobbing and had to go in the back for 45 minutes. I knew I'd fail at this. We're going to do this again. We're going to do this again. I suck so bad. He comes back out to console her. You're doing a great job.

But why the fuck? So you're very physical on stage. Did you like to do stuff as a kid that was like moving around and stuff? No. When did you recognize physical comedy was a hit? Anything. It's, this is six, seven words. I know.

Dump bitch. Let's listen to that edit again, and then I'm going to play what Sebastian's answer. I guess you could say answer is to that. I guess you can say a question. Oh, I hope it's one word. Dance. I've seen you dance a lot. Like, do you, I mean, not to get to, you know.

You don't know what I'm talking about. Why would they call it that? I've seen you dance. Why do they cut of that? You know, I've seen you get, you know, not to get too, you know. Well, clearly he looked at the crowd and was like, what the fuck is she talking about yeah and when she was going not to get to not to get to what what what could possibly be a problem with what wherever it is you're going too technical but do you like flopping around the stage loud what do you have epilepsy right so yeah this is sebastian's uh answer to whatever that question was who knows not to get to you know you don't you don't know what i'm talking about well i i feel like you shake it out i i come on everybody knows you shake it out but it's not i don't think it's because i have like an anxiety

for anything my shaking out is a little bit more just just for the performance i do like to move my hands and be physical and have facial expressions when i'm talking you know he i'm sure there's a lot of interesting things about this guy and what he does is one of the bigger touring acts out, but she has hit zero of the interesting buttons when it comes to the time with Sebastian Manuscal. Eric, it's about to get

way worse. If you thought these questions were bad, this is a doozy. I can't believe this guy brought up. How do you feel about sleep? I always like to talk to people about sleep on good hang. What is your sleep routine when you're on the road? And is it different than when you're home?

Wow, is that boring? Who gives a Is there anything more boring than sleeping? Nothing. Sounds like a prank or up. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially just like,

are there hidden cameras too or something? What's going on? Am I getting set up here? And they don't really know each other. They indicated that or she indicated that. She goes, I barely know him. Right.

So this is like the first impression. He is realizing that she's an imbecile right here. Low IQ. That's what he's thinking. Well, also, it's a show. Like when I watch The View, people will pull clips of the view. and they'll say the dumbest shit that is ridiculous,

and the whole crowd will plot. And I go, oh, because this isn't for me. There are people out there who think this is interesting. Her audience is like, oh, good. She's going to ask about sleep. I think her audience likes this. And Sebastian answers the question, and so we'll learn more about his sleep habits.

But when I'm home, I am starting to go to bud sadly after I tuck my kids in. I love this. Talk to me about the time. So I'm in bed about, I'd say about 9 o'clock. Incredible. Sebastian, this is my audience. We love bedtime.

We love bedtime. That's the loudest they get the entire show. I go to bed at night. To be curious to sleep, yeah. Gammy time. Jammy time was with me. Jamming time. Oh, shit, it's 8.30.

We should get going. These people are depressed. They're clinically depressed. If they're applauded going to sleep, oh, my God, when the day ends, I fucking love that. Day over, yes. One day I won't wake up. It's forever a fuck. I'm not leaving shit to my kids.

Whoa. It's crazy. This is the audience that Amy Poller is curated for herself. I shouldn't be. I'm tired because I'm old. Fuck you. All right, so now we get into something that I think maybe was pre-planned, like you talked about it. Eric, it seemed like something Sebastian was ready for and had answers to and bits prepared.

And so she's talking about, you know, Sebastian's talking about how he lotions up after he showers and then he puts on cologne. And he's got a couple of cologne jokes, ready to go. And then in the morning what I've been doing, and this is something maybe you guys should try tomorrow. I've been doing two different colognes, one on the front and one on the back. So you get one cent coming and one cent going. It's a beautiful technique. Wow. All right.

Now he is performing. If you notice that delivery is so different than when he's speaking like a human being. Yes. But when he starts to Italian it up, It's so slow down and pronounced that's the fucking punchline, yeah. And one going. And if he had said, yeah, I've actually tried two clones. I put one in the front, one in the back that way.

It's different when I come approach you as it is when I walk past you. It's not getting that same kind of reaction. But wow, he did get it. So he knows what he's doing. He did get a reaction with that one, didn't he? So then they started talking about his pain and his legs is Skyatica. Really exciting stuff. they talk about on the show.

And so we start talking about how he deals with that. I take a ball. Yeah. Tennis ball, a cross ball. What kind of ball? It is a, it's like a ball that you would buy to roll out your legs. Okay. And I put it right here in my SOAS.

Yes. And I roll. You guys know what that is, right? Yeah, I feel like this is like a health-related section. We're doing sleep. Now we're doing sciatica. Um, we got to, we got to, we got to get all the tips. Okay.

See, even Sebastian recognizes like, what are we talking about here? Talking about sleep. We're talking about my leg pain. I mean, the crowd doesn't mind. They're into it. They're like, yeah, talk about a target rich environment. These, these folks, you, she can do no wrong. He can do no wrong.

Except for they could have done more right. You know, I agree with you, Eric. I doubt if we did an exit interview, I don't. I don't think people would be like, oh, that sucked. But at the same time, this could have been so much better. Right, right. It could be a learning curve, though, Carl. I mean, first live show, but it is shitty.

But I think from the technical aspect, these are all things that could have been worked out. She could have been more prepared. She sounds like a blathering idiot. And you can't disregard the fact that she's asking shitty questions about uninteresting things. Right. And it's not even close to her first. I get it is her first live podcast that she's ever done for Good Hang. It's not even close to her.

first life show. That's what's so weird about this. I mean, she was on Upright Citizens Brigade, Second City, like we talked about before, over to S&L, in movies, hosted award shows. This should be really easy for her to pull off. I'm very surprised at how bad she is at this.

Now, near the end, they're talking about food and the foods that they eat. And so, Sebastian asks Amy what her favorite fruit is. And boy, this is comical. What's your favorite fruit? I feel like some kind of like savory

like a chicken curry with mushrooms and rice No, no, no, no, I have food. Did you hear food? Oh, you said fruit? Yeah, food. You said it like, you said it like this. Food. What's your favorite food?

What's your fan of food? What's your fan of food? Shit, I don't. What's your favorite food? My favorite fruits? Food. Because you had to be there. See, you missed her.

She thought he said food. And so she said something that wasn't even close to a fruit. And then everyone was, whoa, what's going on? You missed heard that question? This is the same crowd that thinks it's funny when they break on SNL. Yes. They just think it's the funniest shit they've ever seen. Oh, my God, they're laughing.

I'm going to laugh. this was uh jimmy phelan would do that all the fucking time oh yeah jimmy phelan couldn't help himself he'd always be cracking up so now that they've uh misheard this question we had to go right back to elementary school as we as we wrap up i guess raise your hand are you uh raise your hand if you'd go fruit over veg wow look at that i can't even see the people up the top that's impressive The people on the side on the park ride are all veg. Nobody's voting fruit. Raise your hands if you'd go fruit over vegetables.

Who fucking cares? Correct, body. Yes. What are we doing? The audience participation on the show is bonkers. I know. Why even ask these questions? I just want to keep on it.

I'm counting. I want to hear one, fuck you. Yeah. Who gives a shit? Suck a dick, why weren't we there with Eric? God damn it. One of these days.

Well, this is her saying good night and definitely vindicated in the right kind of audience being at the show and Sebastian warmed right up to them. Unbelievable. Well, you found your audience, Sebastian. I did.

That's my group of people. Give it up, everybody. For Sebastian, Manus Golfo. Thank you so much. Thanks for having me here. I really appreciate it. Thank you. I don't think he knew it was actually over.

And then she goes, thanks. So she's like, okay, yes. He goes running. To me like Eric Zane, when this show advers, is he a puff of smoke? Hey, where do they end it with like a fade? Is there a graphic or slate or anything? Or is it just stop? They do the slate graphic thing that they always do on the show.

They have a little transitional thing with the claps. because I thought for sure it would just like Peter out Trail off Oh no it certainly did Peter out They started talking about what kind of fruits they liked I mean he literally went through And talked about how bananas and strawberries were One and two and Asparagus was this

I couldn't clip every boring question and answer guys You know we have other segments to get to on the show That are also being boring Like the Howard Stern show What's Howard stirred up to in 2025 We've been checking on him a little bit lately All right. All right.

Howard Stern had a call or call in and ask about these podcasts that were nominated for a Golden Globe Award. and it's totally staged. It's totally obviously staged, even though Howard's just like, I didn't even know about this. But first, I just have to play this quick clip because Howard sounds exactly like butthead. Uh.

Is that amazing? Anyway, so this is the caller calling in and asking Howard about this. I heard that they were adding podcasts as a category to the Golden Globes and immediately thought, about you and I wonder what you think about it. It's unbelievable.

I didn't know this, Michelle. This is the first time hearing of it. I don't know why he feels the need to say that because we're just going to find out he definitely knows about this and has a lot of thoughts on it. Wouldn't it be easier for how Carl, damn it, Howard to say, hey, did you hear that they are? I mean, what's the point of having the extra layer of fake caller?

It seems like too much work and stupid. Yeah, and it's so obvious, too. I don't know if they're trying to project that there's still a big listening audience and their call lines are full or something. Yeah, because no one's calling. Because every time he talks to a listener, he's just like, well, you know, that's what I care about. These are the people I care about Robin.

There's still people calling into the show and this is the show. Like, he's just trying to underline his disdain for podcasts. Oh, yeah, we're going to get there. So he's like, I didn't even know about that. but he's certainly bitter about it. But this sounds crazy to me. Now, if you go, I mean, well, you mean, I was on radio all these years. They never gave me a golden, they never gave anybody a golden globe, yeah.

Rick, Rick, Dee's never got a golden globe. I miss never got a golden globe. I mean, none of these people, Wolfman Jack, never got to go. Now, because of podcast, podcast, and you're going to give a podcast a golden globe. What am I? For what? Have I been nominated? All right.

Who the fuck cares about a golden globe? Was Wolfband Jack, were there golden globes back when Wolfband Jack was performing? I didn't even know. So somebody had an idea to take podcasts and put it on the golden globes. Well, all right, big deal. It's a very popular category. It gets millions of views every day. You know, it's tons of people are watching all this stuff on YouTube.

So it's like, yeah, it makes sense that you would do that. Also, how we're talking about his old radio days, radio is not in every market. Radio is hyperlocalized media for the most part. There's syndicated shows that get around for sure. But it would be very weird if, you know, Bill and Bean are nominated for a Golden Globe and all of Americans go, who the fuck is, are Bill and Bean? Never heard of these hassles? I think there is a show with a bean in the title.

Yeah, it's not a way. I can't think of it. So Howard is equating podcast to radio. It's very different. Podcasts is national. It's international. It's everywhere. Whoever wants to watch it can watch it.

They can build an audience anywhere they want. Very different than what. radio was. And he's going, I don't get it. Why isn't Wolfman Jack or Imus getting Golden Globe Awards? Like, well, so anyway, he starts reading through the list of podcasts that are potential nominees in this category.

Hold on it here. I pulled it up. The Golden Globes announced eligible... I pulled that up quick. Good job, Howard. Grandpa Stur is really good on that Google machine. It's so ready. Hold on, I got it here. I pulled it up. The Golden Globes announced eligible podcasts for their new best podcast award.

2020 and what's eligible armchair expert with Dak Sheper call her daddy that's the one on we have wait a thing what yeah you've heard of call her daddy you know our company the problem sorry

his company pays Alex Cooper $100 million and he's going what where does come from this is out of nowhere this is a very well-known entity Howard knows that because he was a accused of hating Alex Cooper. Yep.

But he's been in the news with her. He's going, what? What is this all about? And, of course, it's all celebrities. Dex Shepherd, Alex Cooper on there. And then he gets to this one. Candice Crime Junkies, Dateline NBC, good hang with Amy Poehler.

Amy Poehler. You know there to do? Amy Poehler. It's like Opie. Oh, okay. Amy Poehler is a good podcaster. Okay, sure. Why don't you go back on Sketchcom?

comedy where you just belong, you asshole. Ghosts, he was so bad, Eric, we were playing a clip where he was talking about how Amy Polar's show was nominated for this, and he's going, oh, maybe this you give me a job on S&L then. It's like, well, no, that's not how that works at all, idiots. She's good at lots of stuff. You're going to nothing.

I mean, we all, in a way, we agree with them that, hey, that's, it's stupid to have these horrible shows win awards. Right. But just the extra. layer that the extra umph that these two morons put into it to sound like jealous children is is just ridiculous and i'm glad it's happening yeah i don't understand how it's obsession with awards and award shows you know he's talked about the radio hall of fame forever that he doesn't want to be in it because they haven't just immediately put him in it

and therefore he doesn't want it it's just like who cares who gives a shit none of this stuff matters. This guy has three giant mansions. And he's like, how come I wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe? That should be a badge of honor, moron. Right. If you are in, that means you're you know, if you're not in, that kind of speaks to the rebellious style of what you were. You know, you kind of broke the rules to get there and people didn't like that. You should be proud

of that, you stupid fuck. No. Instead, he's pretty better and Robin's going to ask why they're not nominated in a little bit but first they go on to talk about since Amy Poehler was brought up. Howard brings up this Amy Poehler scam that just recently happened. Now we covered this recently on WTP Brian Cannon from the fighter and the kid

thought he was going on there to be interviewed by Amy Poehler and instead it was just a scam artist who was stealing his passwords to his social media accounts. Do you heard about this at all? Brendan couldn't have been happier. Brendan was so happy about it. You fucking idiot. I never messed up when I got scammed so hard.

So, yeah, I guess this was pretty big news, and it wasn't just Brian Callan, so Howard brings this up, which is incredible to me that this woman calls up, goes, hey, do you hear about the podcast awards? I guess I've never heard of that. Let me see what it is. Oh, here it is right here. Amy Puller's out there. Oh, I don't think about Amy Pollard.

Oh, yeah, Amy Poehler has a podcast. Some guy is going around calling up like comedians and stuff and telling them that they're the producer of the Amy Polar podcast. and they want to pre-interview them and they set up a Zoom meeting and then they scam them and they try to get their computer passwords. Oh dear.

Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Okay. So it's interesting that Howard had that knowledge, even though he's just like, Amy Poehler has a podcast? And he's like, by the way, so what's going on with this Amy Fuller podcast is these people figured out how to scam celebrities who think that they're going to go out of this big show

and so they steal their passwords. But Howard doesn't really know everything that's going out here. They go, well, we need you know, to pay you and stuff, we need your, you know, Social Security and do you, you know, here, listen to this guy. It's not even close to one of this. In order to pay you, we need your

Social Security number. Um, no. That's how that works. It's never how that works. I'm not going to do that. You want to W-9? Is that what you? Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I give you that. So, they then have clips ready

of a woman talking about how she got scammed, and then they go into the Brian Cowan stuff that we played on WATP, and these clip packages were ready to go. They're pre-edited, one goes one into the other. So, again, like, how did all of this just happen to flow so perfectly going to Glove Sox? Oh, that Amy

Polar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I was reading about that, it turns out. So this is the end of the Brian Cowan clip, and then their thoughts. Did you change all your passwords? Dude, he went on the dark web? They have all my passwords. You can get this guy's all his passwords, these scammers.

because you've got to get on that Amy Polar podcast, for Christ's sake. All of a sudden, he knows all about Amy Polar's podcast. It's so weird how that happened like that. Is he been trying anymore? Yeah, the answer is now. So basically, the extent of his rivalry is just trying to dismiss them or act like he doesn't know them. That's as far as you go.

And he can't do it anymore on two radio shows. Because there are no other radio shows. That is always the move. Because even the Calder Daddy. There's always got to be someone to go against. There's always got to be a rifle. But at this point, no one cares. No one cares.

I was reading an article that EROC sent me that was talking about another one of these podcasts, the Series XM just signed. And the article said that Series XM has nine of the top 20 podcasts in the world now. So Howard can't still be there. He works for this company. He's got all the stock in this company. He can't still sit there and just go, why are people paying attention to a podcast?

Who even cares? Call her daddy. He was ever heard of that. It's like, you know all of this stuff. You can't help but avoid it. Yeah, he would love to have excellent, powerful podcast because that will, that helps them. Yes. Yeah, having smartless on there and these bigger shows, Conan O'Brien is on Sirius, big names.

So then Howard goes through and reads the very long list of podcasts. Well, Amy's a good draw. Everybody wants to be on that show, so they'll do anything. Looks like every podcast in America is nominated at the Golden Globes. at this. Good Hang with Amy Polar. Morbid Mr. Ballin podcast. Strange, dark, and mysterious stories. Part of my take pod, Save America.

Rotten Mango, Sean Ryan, Ben Shapiro show, Bill Simmons, the Daily New York Times show, the Joe Rogan Experience, the Megan Kelly show, the Mel Robbins podcast, the Tucker Carlson show, this past weekend with Theo Vaughn and up first from NPR. Wow, what a category. What a competition.

How is anybody supposed to To win that category, the vote will be so split up. What an idiot. She always sounds like this. Well, she's talking. She's never really shaking that. What is she talking about? Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

How are they going to do this? Too many nominees. There's no way one can get more votes than the others. No. We have a seven-way tie again. God damn it. That's the problem. I have too many nominees.

On Robin. It's unsteepin. Fucking dits. So then J.D. Harmeyer has to jump. on Ben and explain that those are not the nominees. Those are the podcasts that are up to be nominated.

They won't announce the nominations until December. I would be so... We're still not on it. Howard Stern is not on it. You want to know something, though? I'm so glad because I would be so irked if like I was on that list with every fucking show. Everybody in the country.

Yeah. You know, my neighbor or somebody is on the list. It's just like it's insulting. I don't know. I don't know what happened to radio. Well, it's not radio. I don't want to be on that list anyway. I'm not, I don't even want to go. Isn't it funny that Robin goes, why aren't we on that list?

Because you don't have a podcast. Do you not know that? I'm a radio show. You have a satellite radio. You don't know, you don't not have a podcast. Actively, not podcasting. And there's a reason for that. Howard knows if you did have a podcast, it would not do well.

He would not be on that list. He might be for his name recognition, but I doubt it. time has uh the time has gone no one no one cares anymore i you know there was a time when when everything he touched turn to gold and now it's it's time to it's time to wrap it up he's only got so many years left on this earth hell we have to be 103 he really well his uh dad made it to 99 his mom's still alive um it's funny that howard had the exact same take is opi when opi was talking about how there's only five people who are good at podcasting in the world and he's one of them and he goes and everyone's a podcast even my plumber my plumbers are

talking about his podcast and how we just said the same thing like my next door neighbor has a podcast like what even is the point about this meanwhile the list of podcast he read through are all very well known oh yeah i mean everyone knows all of those shows he's talking about shows from the new york times and nprs it's like who's ever heard of this shit tell legacy media there was a time if Howard did anything interesting it would be news and now it's only news when he plants fake stories about getting fired and does dumb pranks with whoever the fuck that guy was when he when he came back and oh and that and that was even barely and he colin yeah well you said he would get news to be ever did anything interesting he doesn't do anything interesting anymore

he should try that again it might work right be a good strategy uh this clip i have is from October 27th, my buddy MLP, who's been on the show, who tips me off to things that are going on in Howard from time to time, sent me this. When I was doing a bonus show with Monique last month, and we were breaking down the J-Lo interview, we were talking about, Monique and I were talking about the fact that they no longer do the news segment. And everyone who loved Robbins News at the end of each program. And a lot of speculation as to why that is. Howard was actually asked about it and gave a really weird answer to Andy Cohen. Oh, no, actually, it was our show with Andy Cohen that we brought up. with that down i was talking i was talking about monique about it right and monique said oh it's because

they actually record in the afternoon and then run the show in the morning because Howard doesn't want to get up early anymore right and Monique would know a lot better than I would about what's going on with Howard soon oh that makes a lot of sense well listen to this from october 27th Howard talking to jd harmeyer slipped up here was possibly to set up uh times or whatever with these athletes and it didn't happen so well anyway let me just get to this because I don't want to spend the whole afternoon, I mean, the morning on this. Whoa, see? That's the kind of thing you'd think they take out in the replay or something,

but that's still what's posted on their site. Went and found that today. I had no idea that he records, and it airs the next day? Is that right? The next morning? Yeah, there's other morning shows that do that. Eerox pointed that out to me. There's a big show in New York, I know a big it is,

but it's a New York City show where they record in the mid-afternoon, and that's their morning show. and they pretend that they're live in the morning. So Howard does Monday to Wednesday only? Right. And does it in the afternoon and then the summer's off. Yes. Jesus.

He's not making as much money as people think, though. He's making a lot of money. But it's not the $100 million a year. No. Okay. That gets reported. That he wants people to think that's what he's getting. Man, he's fucked up because if I, if we all had that money, we just wouldn't do a show anymore.

We just enjoy our lives. See, I don't know if that's true. I enjoy doing this. yeah yeah i like doing this i this is my hobby before it became my job maybe it's just me yeah okay so when i do this little piggy every friday and point table point every monday and i mean yes i would definitely lighten my load again all right so you wouldn't do it as much yeah my schedule is a little busy right now i would i would definitely tame it down make more time for travel for sure but i enjoy doing this it's fun but i like your bitterness easy

All right, Eric, you brought a little clip package for us, and every time you're on the show, you know, last time it was when we were live in Ferndale, Michigan, I love it when you bring in some free beer and hot wings clips because you worked on the show and you have no love loss for these clowns. Yeah, it's a whole rich history as to why I'm so full of vengeance and hate, but it's definitely there. I love it. So after every night of closing my eyes and envisioning different ways of torturing these

people i occasionally come up with clips for great shows like this beautiful you got a little package for us today i do and right we're all familiar with virtue signaling right of course so because i i've heard of that and if i'm understanding it's like you do something great and then you want to tell the world about it is that essentially it yes for sure especially with social media you post a good deed that you're doing you take a photo of yourself with a soup kitchen or the virtue signaling gets way worse when all you have to do is comment on someone else who's saying something that you agree with and now you've all of a sudden inserted yourself into being a part of that movement like if some asshole gave away a kidney yeah yeah i can see that happening like a really

dumb idiot no reason at all to travel to california and give their kidney right so that's the opposite of virtue signal like actually the gang on this show in my first clip uh they had been uh touching on the government shutdown and something popped into the head of the main host of this show. His name is Greg, aka Free Beer of Free Beer and Hot Wing Show. And he goes out of his way to point out what he is doing to end world hunger in my first clip. Oh, by the way, everybody who's on Snap is going to lose their benefits and that's going to put an extra 40 million people. into situations where food scarcity will be a problem. And just as an aside, we're going to be handing out,

in addition to candy at our house, we're going to be handing out ramen and like applesauce pouches so that if parents come by with kids, I think a lot of people are going to be doing that. I keep seeing that on social media where a lot of people are like, I'm going to put more out than just candy because there will be parents who come there who are worried about making ends meet. True act of hero is I'm on.

Shut up. Fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock. Are you kidding me with that? What a blowhard. What a douche. I mean, he, that's going out of your way. So he's talking about snap benefits. And then, oh, by the way, this is what we're doing.

Applesawks packets while you've saved my family. Oh, you kids look adorable. Ma'am, you look very hungry. Right. That's the first of how awkward that would be like, all right, who wants candy? And if you're poor, you can reach in here. When he said ramen noodles, I thought there was a joke coming, right? Because that sounded like I was set up to like a joke that you would have.

Oh, he is so fired up about this. What a douche. So, and I'll give you a little insight. We used to be, he used to be less subtle about that, believe it or not, when I work with him. And then it happened one too many times. And then me and the other guy, Chris, made fun of him on the air about it. Because there was like a typhoon or something like that or a hurricane. that hit in one of these

Caribbean nations and he actually said this more than once if there was a catastrophe that happened in the world he would go God man all that help they need it sure makes that donation my wife and I made the doctors without borders seem really really small

what an asshole I wish I could do more that's my real problem in life yes we would wrinkle up our noses to go oh fuck and then and finally there is one point in time when one of us said,

yeah, boy, you're great or something like that. And then it just kind of took off. And he got so pissed. And we just annihilated him for like 15 straight minutes. Good on you. But I don't think old habits die hard. He on that show is the de facto, quote unquote, leader. So, and everybody there is kind of like,

I don't know why, but they're intimidated by him. It seems like it to me. I just had another thought, Eric, about this idea he has for saving the world during Halloween. I bet he lives in a pretty upscale neighborhood, this man. He truly does. When I stalk him, I see the home. Yes, right. I'd be willing to bet not a lot of homeless people or people who are on food stamps are in the neighborhood trick or treating.

Or who have ever had ramen. Right, yeah. Well, you know, and where he lives, it's completely white bread. So, you know how, like, when you're a kid, you go to the rich neighborhoods and get the good shit. Yeah. So, you know, he's like, oh, here comes some blacks. Let's give him some ramen. I'm not buying it.

All right. Now, hours pass. In fact, two days time passes. All right. And I would like to also thank a guy who I refer to on my show as Maga Pat. He tipped me off to this. And we covered this. just the audio, not the video on my show.

But, so thank you to him. And so in this clip, they talk about Halloween and the other guy, Hot Wings, was mentioning that, man, sometimes we run out of candy. And there was a time when I had to give away a bunch of shit in the house, like a potato change. Sure. And I even gave away mac and cheese. Okay. And that's all he had to say.

And then the girl, don't be thrown off. She's wearing a mask because she's sick. She starts talking about how people are giving away mac and cheese. So that's really kind of getting our pal free beer. Oh, no, this is a great opportunity for me to talk about it. Okay. Now, I'm only going to have Carl play how he's dying to say that. Okay.

And then it's going to stop. So it's going to go hot wings, finishing his story. the girl and then notice free beer can't wait to talk about what he's doing a box of mac and cheese well this year there are a lot of people who are giving away like the single serve cups of mac and cheese or granola bars or things other than candy because she's not done talking we're doing we're doing that we're doing that so in clip three that's now he's going to sure the fuck aside. You shut up, bitch.

It's time for me to tell how I'm saving the world. A box of mac and cheese. Well, this year, there are a lot of people who are giving away, like the single serve cups of mac and cheese or granola bars or things other than candy because snap benefits are ending. We're doing ramen, applesauce, candy, some of those mac and cheese cups. Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

Wow, you're really saving the world. Do you have the giant douche? I do. I got your board over there. Here he is the biggest douche of the universe in all the galaxies. Do you hear that poor girl just trail off while he's stomping all over? Yeah. Oh, Jesus.

He was not listening to her because he's like, oh, oh, they're talking about something that I'm doing. I got to tell the world that I'm doing this. My rich ass is giving shit to. pork kids oh my god i'm so great yeah so what you should do if you want to help people who have snap benefits it's give them Doritos and Mountain Dew that's the stuff they're missing right now yes cigarettes i don't think that's covered but they would appreciate that yeah yes there's a young lady on that show who uh was really pissed off at the government shutdown Her name is Kelly in my clip four.

And listen to this idea she has because she's so frustrated. This is what she thinks should happen to end the government shutdown. Yeah, in a time like this, it's like, why don't we just, everybody, I don't care what political affiliation you have. And I don't care if you wear it like a product on your chest because you were dumb enough to buy a shirt. I don't care anymore. Like, why don't we just stop doing things that fund our government? And I don't mean like an uproar.

I'm not talking January 6th style. I'm talking, stay at home and spend no money in this economy. And then do what you're doing on Halloween. Feed people with what you already have in your pantry and make a statement because it only takes a couple of days where the American people together, no matter the party, don't spend money. Where it shows a cause and effect on both sides of the parties where they have to come together and they have to make a decision. That's so done. Okay. So small business, locals, fuck them.

Don't give them any money. Let them suffer. And then the government will turn back on. Okay. Sounds like a great idea. Well thought. Do you have a follow up to this or can I explain how stupid that is? No, that's it.

Okay. If you want to stop funding, the government, stop paying taxes. Stop paying your income tax. I don't look for all of us to stop doing that. They print money anyway. They don't need it. It doesn't matter. They always spend more money than they got.

So if we all stop giving me the money They'd still spend the same amount of money She's one of those types That when Luigi Mangione killed Brian Thompson She was very quick to say Oh, that's so terrible But let me tell you how bad insurance is

She was one of those types Really aggressive about it She's thought it all the way through I guess Is what you're saying Like there's more too They're just not shopping for two days Did you also not eat for two days Or we have to pay those bills at some point

That's when the government caves in. Okay, all right. We learned our lesson. I always thought it was funny. They always tried to do these things with like gas boycotts. Like nobody buy gas on this Sunday. And that will hit them big oil so hard. They don't say don't drive.

Buy the gas you need beforehand and then refill the car the next day. But, you know, just don't buy it on that one day. It's like, yeah, but you're still using gas. Still going to get bought basic economics here. She was frustrated with her health care. Yeah. And she was trying to get the other members of her show because she was. she said, you know, I think I'm just not going to purchase health care this year.

And I think that if we all on this show do that, we'll show them. Like that was, that was the logic. Okay. It's similar to what she was suggesting there. That's funny. All right. On my clip five, our pal free beer likes to do something that I refer to as flexing his sports muscle. He knows a lot about sports, which means...

uh we've got time to fill on this show so you're going to get some fucking minutia all right now in clip number five i've edited this so that you can get an idea of how this should have looked and sounded okay uh so bill o'brien is the head coach at boston college university and he doesn't like this negativity coach i'm wondering do you even message to the fans uh obviously losing to nor name catholic school rival one a now in season bc i've heard from a lot of fans. I'm really glad. You, you know, I'm glad you're down. I'm not down. Nobody's down. All right. So that's that. And it went on. Clip went on. Great clip. So this is the way the audience heard it with a lot of facts. Okay. Number six. So Bill O'Brien is the head coach at Boston College University. He's from that area.

Everybody kind of thought he'd eventually end up back of the Northeast. Of course, he was a great assistant coach. Then he was the head coach at Penn State that followed. He was the first full-on head. coach after Joe Paterno did okay at that job but he was very restless there every year it felt like he was leaving went to the Texans did an okay job then he's been bouncing around but now he's back in Boston College yeah and they were expected to do better than they're doing I guess okay and he doesn't like this negativity coach I'm wondering give a message uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh listen shut up for a second wow it's very impressive he followed his bad's career so well that's a short one he has i mean you can hear the drool dripping out of everyone on that shows mouths and

hitting hitting the uh the counter it's like good god you stop we don't need every he he was talking about he's from the northeast and he then he gave his whole resume and his successes and failures what the fuck also the northeast is a pretty large segment of the country it's like 25% of it so we always do we'd end up back there it's also where most of the population is so yeah who knows who would know that though who would go you know what that bill o'brien guy he's from the northeast i'm just saying i'm from the northeast i have no affiliation with boston people would be like of course carl ended up in boston he's from the northeast no it's nothing doing anything there's a lot of cities in this area

car my next two clips are audio only and it's up to you to rip cord them okay because uh one is like two minutes and the other one is one minute and they're super cuts i see that so this uh first one here one of the producers on the show he's guy who when someone says something that he thinks is funny he's going to repeat the punchline or the thing that he thought is funny all right and the thing is half the shit that he's repeating is not actually funny half the shit he's repeating is not actually funny right thinks it's funny so i call it the echo His name is Steve, the Steve Echo effect. So you call this the Steve Echo Effect.

Correct on seven. Yes, stop doing it, asshole. That must make banking hard. That must make banking difficult. Derex or whatever it is. Derex. Race you to Dead man's curve. Dead man's curve.

They'll say, I'll give it a goog. Give it a goog. I'll pee in that cup. I'll pee in that cup. Is that why you call me Mrem all the time? Mrem. Just ask toggie. You dipstick?

Yeah, you dipstick. They call french fries, palm frights. I'm pausing it real quick. Eric, this is incredible. How did you put together a super cut like this? Someone else put this together. Are you toiling? I've been doing this for a long time.

It's like a ball of string. Wow. What an asshole this guy is. Don't you want to be the PD that gets to sit down with him and play this for him? I would love that. Sound of those 10 disc CD changers. Yeah. Drunk.

I'm a video game dog. I'm a video game dog. And he's back. Max Joe Steva. Wait to use that someday. Shitty face cut. Face cut. You guys ever feel like big bread?

Big bread. Maybe the paper we'll talk about it. That's the 90s. The paper. Still calls sex beating the night terrors. Beating the night terrors. I dated a guy who thought it was a good idea to aggressively nibble the bean while he was at Ytown. I nibbled the bean at Ytown.

My mother-in-law makes puke. That's what she calls it. Rip part. Why did you repeat that one? I don't know. Hey, Echo, you're fired. Oh, I'm fired. Get out of here.

Get out of here. By the way, Christian's comment is so right. I know. You're putting together all these packages for us and super cuts. Christian is the work. Your co-hosts out who are these broadcasters. Just amazing.

That was preparation you put into shows when you actually care about what you're going to be on. You know, I know, I don't. You care just not as much as Christian. No one cares as much as Christian. He's amazing. No, he's salt to the earth. I love that man. Salt to the earth.

You're really great. Really great. Should we do this the rest of the show? I'm enjoying it. What's the next step? The main guy, free beer. He wants to make sure that when he cracks a joke, you know that he's joking.

I've noticed it's hard to tell when he's joking because I would have laughed when he said, we're giving a Robin doodle. To trick-or-treaters, I'm like, ha ha, ha, that's what, oh. It's not a joke, okay. 11 would be dead if she wouldn't have gotten cuter. I'm just kidding. Thanks for supporting China. I'm just kidding.

Gender still matters, Kelly. Just kidding. Feel that of my taint. Just kidding. We could just put a poster up. Just kidding. She sweats for no reason. She's kidding.

Everybody's probably home in bed. Just kidding. I have a brother older than my mom. Just kidding. Someday I should do it where all 10 answers are passed. I was like I was still impressed. Just kidding. I'm stupid.

She hates you. Just kidding. What she's saying? I'm just kidding. And I'll make a decision. The hamburgers have it. Congratulations. Just kidding.

It's not how it works. I'll break up with that guy. I think it's the right thing to do. Seven years is a good run. It's over. Just kidding. Mate, what's your goon-sitch? Just kidding.

No, we're having crack it. Just kidding. No, just kidding. It's for the biggest piece of crap ever. Just kidding. Let's try it Friday. Just kidding. Well, he stole that baby.

Yeah, he got a little surly. Just kidding. Against America's Chiefs. Just kidding. I'm drinking it anymore. Just kidding. It wasn't a kid. It was yesterday.

What makes you sad? The fact that your parents got divorced Or you never even got a stepdad out of it I'm just kidding Where to skydive What do you want to be buried in? Just kidding You're screwed

No I'm just kidding Wow That's a crutch right there I used to say to my go Stop saying that Yeah I mean I would tell him I go stop you just got to stop that Right

And because I can't I don't want to hurt people's feelings I go well then you're in the wrong fucking business asshole Also and I'm not kidding Getting. Get better at kidding. People know that you're kidding. You have to explain it to them. Idiot me.

All right. Well, that's all I have for you. This is fantastic. I always appreciate when you bring us an update on free beer and hot ones. I can't believe they're still working. I know they're in a lot of small markets across the U.S. Sure. And I guess they're still in markets where people listen to the radio. In the Northeast. And they're glued to their radios in the car. Pop sculptures here. He says, I love WATB, Christian Blatt. just don't stop with the bear segments. I still don't know how that started one day, but Christian started promoting bears.

You guys did a local news bears thing, and people responded to it, and then Christian's like, it has to happen every episode now. He is the maestro. He is driving the bus. God damn it. I've even suggested the super chat money.

Two thirds of it go to him. I was going to take two thirds of it, but yeah, I guess we can work out. I don't even care. I don't even care what you get to do. Every now and then, 30 bucks comes my way and I'm happy. So Christian says,

I've actually got a tremendous bearer segment for this Tuesday. This is the one that will win you over. I want to thank my buddy Christian for calling into Be Dabbling Live this morning and having my back. He has a show where he, I don't know, something about heavy metal. Top 100 metal songs in all the time. They review like that queer metal like Ugly Kid Joe and Winger and Warren and shit. Ugly Kid Joe is not metal.

nobody is queer what's possible I don't know I've done a lot of research on that all right I was checking in on my buddy

Greg Opie Hughes Opie Hughes For the man, For the bad. Opie's still a radio guy, Eric. And so he still does radio stuff like Fridays are FU Fridays. And that's where you can get out your aggression, get in the chat, and tell Opie what you're pissed off about. And you want to be like, fuck you to my boss.

You know, I got to work on Fridays. This is bullshit or whatever you want to say. Does he play like bang a drum by Todd Rundgren? You know, a good Friday, feel good song. There is zero production. Nothing. When I tell you zero production, it is just him live streaming. Now, important to note, these live streams he does every morning do come out on his podcast feed.

And I was listening to the show through his podcast feed today, which I don't normally do. And boy, is it loaded with advertising? I heard the Salino firm ad, you know, the local attorney here. I think it's more than just local. It was in the same block multiple times throughout the episode. So I don't know if Salino knows this, that most of his advertising money is going to Greg Opie Hughes. But that's what's going on. Like every seven or eight minutes, there's another ad break.

It's not good. But that's, I guess it's radio. You know, that's what Opie knows. It should be 30 to 40 percent average. This is what programming should be. All right, cool. That sounds good. So Opie, the kids have the day off at a Friday.

This is yesterday. And so Opie says, get in the car. We're going to the Hamptons because Opie hates New York City. He's got an excuse to spend a long weekend at the beach house. He's going to do that. But good on him. That doesn't stop him from doing his morning stream. And even having on a couple of guests, Ron the waiter, and a brand new buddy is

joining him as well. Oh, I got, I got these, uh, these two knuckleheads with me this morning. I am live at, uh, the ocean. I, I drove all night. And, uh, you know, Ron, a lot of people, they're, they're confused. They think I hate you and this and that. No, I, I, I turned this on just so I can hang out with you and Tony P. Immediately, Opie has to bring up this underlying current that's happening right now. Yeah. Where we're all watching the interplay between him and Ron the waiter. And ever since, you're going to love this easy. Ron the waiter watched this Anthony Coomia rant that was up on YouTube. Anthony posted it.

It's like 35 minutes long where Anthony goes over point by point why Opie's a piece of shit and why everyone hates him, whoever worked with him on the Opey and Anthony show, all the guests, all the comedians he used to come on, all of them hate him. He went through one by one. And Ron was a good little soldier. And then he watched that twice, took notes and sat down with Ope at a street one. I went, all right, what about Rich Boss? Why does he hate your guts?

Okay, cool. All right, what about Nick DePaulo? I heard he hate your guts too. Okay, what about E. Rock? And then E. Rock called in to the show. I did hear that. Opie banned him in the middle of it from the chat. So Eric called Opie's phone and Opey had to break him.

And Rod's going, what was that? He's like, oh, that's my producer. Haven't talked to him in years. Like, what? Have it about? People want to hear this conversation? Yeah. Yeah.

It started out, okay. I was like, come on. And then I remember Ron saying, let him talk. Let him talk. He wasn't letting. E. Rock finished a sentence, which it could have been excellent, but Greg can't get out of his own fucking way, the squeenny-eyed fuck. Well, because Greg is gaslighting everyone. He doesn't want people to know that he's a piece of shit. So he needs to have just his narrative going out

there. So God forbid, EROC could explain why they had a falling out because Eric's like, I can tell you exactly what happened. In fact, I put a video out of it that shows exactly what happening. Who has to hear about that? So ever since then, there's been this weird thing where Ron is feeling empowered because a lot of the viewers and listeners, especially of WATP, have been reaching out to him and giving him props and he's feeling good. People are sending him gifts.

Driving a wedge. People are sending him gifts to the bar that they hang out at together. And OPE did not see this coming. No, he thought, you thought Ron was a glorified whack packer that he'd just be able to control and he would just get in line. Ron, I'll have you on the show, but get in line. And so here we are now with Opie starting the show off with, see, guys, you think I don't like Ron the waiter,

but I drove here, I got very little sleep, and I got up in order to have Ron on the show, and this guy, Tony P. Tony P. I don't know where this guy came from. If I miss this, let me know, because this guy's new to me. He brings nothing to the table. This entire episode is mostly political.

And they're talking about, you know, the FDA is trying to crack down on some of the food supplements that we're being used in the U.S. and nowhere else. And so Ron's got this whole list of food products that aren't sold anywhere else in the world but the U.S. Like examples like of Oreo cookies. Oreo cookies are just toxic. They're just not good for you at all. Okay. So they're banned in other countries. And you know, it's just like, eh, feed it to our citizens.

We don't give a shit. Yeah. So that's basically what this show is about, but they also have to talk about, I don't know if you know this, Eric, you probably don't, you know, being all the way out there in Western Michigan, but there was a new mayor that was just elected into New York City. This is, this is big news for people. I'm getting a U-Haul. I called the U-Haul company. They said you could get a U-Haul sometime in January. I'm on a waiting list, and I'm going to fucking pack that U-Haul, and I'm going to get the hell out of New York City because I can't handle that.

a Muslim mayor. Oh, that's not me. No, that's not me. I think you were just channeling your inner Rosie O'Donnell right there. There's Tony P on the big screen. Good stuff, Tony P. He's got a weird disproportionate head. It is quite long.

Yeah, look at that. It was on a vice or something? Yeah, was he tortured by the mob at one point? I like all these two schleps. know not to be backlit and dick face cannot do anything without being backlit. He always has to be, the camera has to be facing the sun. That's why he podcasts when he does. It's like I do it in the evening, but the sun rises over there.

So this is where I have to do it. The fact that they're doing a podcast about banned foods in the U.S., it's like, Greg, the only thing interesting about you is if you actually admit to everyone how shitty of a podcaster you are and talk about all the things that everybody's said about you no he's top five he's one of the there's only five people can podcast in all the podcast and gregg is one of them how do you not understand this easy come on jesus get your shit together so obi does that little misdirect right there where he's like well i'm getting a u-haul and i'm gonna as soon as i can get a u-ha i'm gonna oh wait that's not me i'm not the one complaining about the

the mayor, and they act like the reason why people are upset about this mayor being elected is because he's Muslim. You heard him say it there. This Muslim mayor, we all got to get our U-Hauls and get out of here, and they repeat more of that. And now that we have a Muslim

mayor in New York City, Tony, take it away. What's going on now? Everybody's talking all that nonsense. Everybody's talking all of the fucking nonsense. I'm leaving. I got to go. I'm going to Florida. I'm going to Texas. This is the end of the fucking civilization. This is nonsense. It's not because the mayor is Muslim.

They're not saying it's the end of civilization. They're saying it's the beginning of breadlines. It's because he's a socialist is the concern that people have and why the rich people want to get the fuck out of New York. But it doesn't help that he's Muslim. Well, it's funny because Opie was complaining about this guy. The day the voting was happening, Opie was out in the Hamptons. And Ron's like, you're not here to vote.

He's like, ah, it doesn't fucking matter. But a week or two before that, he's like, if this guy gets elected, I got to move. out of the city. I can't have any more taxes. I can't have more of a tax burden. But now he's been elected, it's just like, oh, well, it's just the, you know, the fact that he's a Muslim. That's why people are afraid of this guy. But don't you have to actually have an income to be taxed? I mean, there's no way, because it's like people that make $300,000 or more in the city of New York are going to get, are going to, he's not making $300,000 a year on podcast. There's no way. He's not making any money at all. But in New York, they do find

waste of nickel and dime you for anything you do like just they could just be taxes on where he lives that go up which i'm sure is outrageous and different fees that go on like he's very upset about this fee that's uh right at midtown that uh for the the traffic that goes uptown to downtown the toll the toll there we went off on that for quite some time so this is lots of ways that they're going to dig into his pocket right so he's not happy about that he should move to south carolina he should it's very nice down there how great that would be if he actually moved next to anthony talk about a reason to pay attention to opi would be if he moved next to anthony not since stuttering john moved next to me and gave cora something so

crazy happened to the dabble verse yes congestion pricing thank you mel brewer right so there's a lot of things that he's concerned about but they talk about this hypocrisy because you know when Trump got elected there are a lot of liberal saying I gotta get the fuck out of here now that mom donnie's elected the opposite side is saying oh this is too much and so they bring up an example but the hypocrisy of all the people making fun of like the rosy o'Donnells for leaving america because trump became president those same people are now saying i'm leaving new york city because i can't handle a a muslim mayor he literally said he was going to leave if he got elected and that was just like yeah these fucking idiots you know they're saying

they're going to leave and i mean just because it's a Muslim mayor that's the problem also this is supposed to be a comedy podcast this is not funny you're not you're not doing anything you're not you're not saying anything that's insightful uh it's it's it's hypocritical like we've just uh learned and it's not funny with these two yahos yeah they don't bring any kind of expertise so if it is a political show great let's have some expert on to talk about this not just these guys dumb opinions tony p says i don't watch the news i'm not paying attention. Why are you here?

You're not funny. He's a great addition. And then Opie lets Ron run the format of the show. So Ron's the one who brings the whole list of foods that they're going to discuss. But before we get there, Opie is going to call out Ellen DeGeneres because I guess she moved over to England or something. Okay. So he's going to call out Ellen DeGeneres' career, which is pretty rich.

And now, Ellen DeGeneres, man, I thought my career took a fucking nosedive. She's on TV selling cream. she's selling face cream she was one of the most respected talk show host comedians in the world and now she's selling cream on our couch yeah and your live streaming with Tony P and Ron the waiter

I still think that she is better off than you are yeah would you love to have an endorsement deal would you love to be a spokesperson for something yeah and he everything is so over the top his um like the negativity that's coursing through him it seems so stressful of a way to do a show she's selling cream on the couch oh that'd be a weird name for a

product cream on the couch i like it just nails nails on a chalkboard everything he says and does it's so difficult to listen to my god all right so now this is a big swing and a miss from ron the waiter as i said ron's been paying attention to anthony lately and so he brings something up that I think he's not completely informed on. The only thing that you said positive about Anthony was that, and you said it in a nice way, he's like, say what you want about Anthony, but he didn't hold back about his real thoughts about Trump.

Is that true? Like you were saying Anthony didn't hold back on, like, calling Trump out. I honestly don't know where Anthony is with Trump because I really don't watch or listen to any of his shit. I don't know what right. He's doing that again. Well, I believe that. I don't think he can afford the subscription. But I don't know what Ron's talking about.

What's he talking about Obama, maybe? Yeah. Anthony wouldn't call out Trump, would he? I mean, Opie certainly wouldn't know. So it's like, yeah, you gave Anthony props for saying that, you know, Trump has, you know, has made these missteps. And meanwhile, Opie's like,

I've never brought up what Anthony thinks about Trump. I have no idea what he thinks about Trump. But Anthony was very vocal about Barack Obama when he was elected on the Opie Anthony show.

So I guess that was just what Ron was thinking, but... Okay, maybe. Took a big swing and a miss there. This, though, is incredible. I love this, because Ron still has this idea that Opie's got some pull

because it's Opie from Opie and Anthony. And they're telling the story again about how Donald Trump was on their show and was going off on Rosie O'Donnell on the O'Pee and Anthony show. He was a guest on the show. Call him guest, but nonetheless, the guest of the show.

And so Ron has these delusions where he thinks that Opie's going to get back to his glory days and something like this might happen. I truly believe because Trump is such an egomaniac that if you reach out to him and go, hey Donald, hey, it's Opie from the Opey Anthony show.

Dude, we love you. You always, do we want you back on. Tell us what you think about New York. City, tell him what you think about Medani. I bet you would fucking call in. Now, what's going to happen here is Opie's going to go, Ron, come on. That's crazy. Do you see what's going on right here?

We're on Facebook Live. None of us have anything professional going on. There's the lighting. The sound's not great. You think the biggest celebrity in the world is going to say yes to coming on the show. I'm sure that right now Opie's going to go, Ron, that's crazy. What are you talking about? Oh, 100% he would.

He would. Donald Mandani, please help us. Insane, unbelievable. I mean, 60 minutes can barely get this fucking guy on the show. And he's going, I mean, if you pleaded with him, he said all the right things, I bet Trump would come on the show. 100% he would. Thankfully, Opie then realizes that's really dumb. And so he rethakes his answer and backs up a little bit from there.

Oh, I got to slow down. 100% he would if I had an audience, like a bigger audience. 100% he would, though. Well, yeah, that's the hard part right there, isn't it? Yeah. I mean, I would also have Trump on my show if I had a way bigger audience. So, yes, anyone could say that. All right.

So they start getting into the Tom Brady cloning thing. By the way, that's fantastic. Would you do that? No, $50,000 to have the animal that. I lost? No, I just get a different animal. Yeah, that's true. I didn't realize it was that expensive.

How much would you spend to have a dog? That's pretty, $5,000. I'd cap it at $5,000. You've loved a dog so much that you thought you wouldn't love a dog more? Yeah, you're right. It does, I'm kind of torn on it. Ethically, it's a little weird, but I still like that you can. I'm not even...

I still like that you can. You know, ethics don't even bother me, because I've heard people debate this. They're like, there's so many dogs and cats that need. home so we're going to clone your old one and that cat or dogs not going to get in there. I'm like, whatever. There's always been tons of dogs and cats that don't ever get a home. It's, you know, it's sad. Whatever, it happens.

I'm not even worried about that part. I just think the part where it's like, they're just house pets. You might find one that you even like better than the one you thought was the greatest house pet you ever had, you know? I mean, they're, they're all, they're unique. So you're taking a step back from the ride or die pet is what you're saying. Yeah. like roll the dice

Let's see what happens next time Maybe this cat will be an assall Maybe not, you don't know Then seven years go and you get a new one Yeah Oh I just leave it outside All right seven weeks Shane it to a tree

Yeah right At the fire station It's not a Dalmatian We have nothing to no use for this So we're talking about Tom Brady cloning His dog And Ron's got a conspiracy That's a doozy

Leonardo DiCaprio is straight up a fucking clone. He's been cloned several times because he drank the golden juice. Okay, let's follow this logic. Leonardo de Caprio is a clone. Nope, I'm not going to stop there. He's been cloned several times. Now, the way I understand cloning works is that there'd be another Lean Out of the Caprio, then another one and then another one.

If he was cloned several times. So let's hear what he says. Leonardo de Capio is straight up a fucking clone. He's been cloned several times because he's, He drank the golden juice. He drank the Hollywood golden juice. Leonardo LeCarpio is a clone. That's what happens in Hollywood.

He drank the golden juice. It's called the golden juice. Yeah, it's like you, it's like you, it's a contract with the devil, really. I understand. I believe what you're saying, Ron. That's a, the golden juice is a real thing in Hollywood. What does that have to do with cloning? Okay, I understand the concept of selling your soul to the devil.

Okay. Okay. So that's a thing. a retarded Michael Imperiali, by the way. Yes. Thank you. No one summed up Rod as well as you just did. He reminds me of him, but retarded. When

Michael Perioli is on heroin in some of the episodes, he's just kind of nodding out and out of it. He's going, yeah, here are the Caprio's cloned several times. Well, did he sell his soul or there are multiple lean under the Caprio's? What do you mean? Right. I think he's trying to tie

in what they're talking about to what he wants to talk about. So he brings that up and he Opie says, no, no, no, that can't be true. And he has some pushback here. If that was true, why hasn't he had a hit movie in 10 years? Who? Leonardo.

Because you can't implant the same soul. The movie he does is a fucking hit. We just, what do you mean? By the way, the movie he just came out with it. He hasn't had a hit in years. So, you know, at the Caprio, just put a movie out this year called One Battle After Another. to $200 million at the box office

has a 95 by critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Opie says he's a top five podcaster. You can't yell shit like that, have no knowledge of what's going on in pop culture. Opie's so competitive, he sees Ron being a buffoon. He's like, I'll show you.

Right. He just yells stuff out that's not based in fact or reality. And also, I would have probably challenged Ron on the clone thing more so than how successful movie career is. Has it had anything.

since Gilbert Grape. Yeah, because he's had a bunch of good movies. So I don't know if that's the thing you want to, like, argue with. You know, the camera, that guy's not even a movie star. Yeah, yeah, no, he is. It certainly is. He's doing very well for himself. But again, Opie's a top five podcaster.

He told us that. And you can tell when he has Tony P. going off on a rant and he interrupts him for absolutely no reason. Biden went through his entire administration. Oh, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Sorry, Johnny. He's no blame in Trump.

Oh, shit. I don't know, Obie just saw something in the chat. He thought was important at the time or something. I'm like, oh, no, never mind. It's a butterfly. Go ahead. Go ahead. So stupid.

Go ahead. All right, so let's get into the important conversations that go on on Opie's live scene. The fact that he had to get up early after just four hours of sleep and do the show, it's so important to him that he gets on here and does this show because they start talking about things like, what do you like on your bagel? So do you take part in the bagel and locks?

Oh, I, all right, you want to know my bagel order? No, go ahead. This is the good stuff. This is why people are tuning in. My bagel order. Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck.

Do you want to know my bagel order? No. Come on, man. I know. Opie, come on, man. You used to be on a great show. remember Jim was there and Anthony and Bill Burr would show up

and Colin Quinn. No one knows, no wants to know your fucking bagel order. Asshole. And the question started with bagels and locks. And so Opie goes through and he explains I like it everything bagel

and I like some cream cheese and some capers on it. And then he says this. And then a nice, thinly sliced piece of salmon. Lux. If they get in the white sauce. I call it.

Salmon. I mean, the question was even bagels and lox. And he goes, yeah, I'll tell you what I get. It's way different. Cream cheese with a salmon on it. It's like, no, no. The cured salmon? Yeah, locks.

As we were just talking about. Opie's incapable of just saying yes. Right. He has to be interjecting, oh, Leo, the camera's not even a movie star. I don't like bagels and locks. I have bagels with salmon. Idiots. then this other guy Tony P

he's fucking stupid he says some shit they're talking about rotary phones and how kids wouldn't know how to dial a rotary phone these days which if they can't read clocks I'm sure they wouldn't be able

to dial a rotary phone that makes sense to me why would they but this guy thinks he knows shit about phones that he does not and the parents go go ahead use it try to they don't know how to

they don't they don't even know they can pick it up and go like this they don't know they're supposed to do this Right. Does he have teeth? Well, no one has a Rory fall in now. Maybe if you visit an old relative, they still have that thing.

No, I think the last landline in the United States was disconnected. It belonged to some... Are you serious? No, there's still landlines. I got a landline in my apartment. I got a landline. This house, Tony. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Yeah. Hold on a second, guys. You're talking about landlines.

Where did your landline come from? Is your landline still AT&T, that's your, you know, Bell Atlantic or something like that? Or is it a landline connected through your internet. That's what I'm saying. The last landline, the last landline or rotary phone in this country, some old lady had it and they disconnected it. I want to say maybe 20 years ago. That's not true at all. It's kind of close to true. That's ridiculous. It's so stupid. This guy, he's acting like he's an authority on this. There hasn't been a landline of 20 years.

There's tons of landlines everywhere. Back in 05, he got rid of them. describing as VoIP, the voice over IP, which does exist, but landlines certainly exist. And he even goes on to say, like, yeah, if there's ever like the power outage, we won't be able to communicate with each other. You need a walkie-talkie to communicate with each other. Like, no, that's not true. Landlines certainly exist. And then after that, he goes on to say, pay phones are gone.

He's like, yeah, there hasn't been a pay phone in the U.S. in 10 years. And I looked it up. There's like 100,000 still in the U.S. In fact, Aaron Immolte told the story about getting out of jail and went to go use the pay phone. I didn't have any change out of them. We couldn't use it. So, that's crazy that this guy is just like, yep, I know everything about phones and landlines. He's completely wrong.

And the best part is, Opie and Dummy there are both just like, wow, okay. If you say so, thank God we had you on. And the fact that Opie has two landlines, one at both of his places. And he goes, no, I have a landline. He's like, yeah, but it's getting to the internet, nobody's too done to be like, yeah, Okay, I guess. It's not Opie. You know, you see the corn going into the wall.

It's not an easy to that. Come on, man. Surprising to me that people are that dumb. Anyway, that's Opie and his show with his new buddy, Tony P. Keep an eye on him. What was the credentials of Tony P? Because the one guy's a waiter at a restaurant. And what is Tony P again?

Tony P is a dude Opie knows. So he doesn't ever, like, explain who this person is. And the motivation me is just. He's just there. It's just a warm body. He just shows up. Just a mouth breather who has a microphone. It's all it takes.

He got an opi show. You can't be entertaining. Then he'll throw you off. If you're Cardiff or Tuki, you're out. But if you're boring and are wrong about everything or show up with a list of food that we shouldn't sell in the U.S. anymore that goes on for an hour, then you're in. Which that might be the most show prep that's gone into this show.

It's a stupid topic. Right. Ron does all the show prep, and then Opie berates him for it. What else you got, Ron? What else you got Ron? And Ron, I got this thing. He's like, this is boring, Ron. So, well, did you do the show prep, Opie?

Could you imagine if I had, like, Trucker Andy and Lucy Typebox bring in their own show prep every episode on Wednesdays? And it sucked. And I was like, guys, come on. What are we doing here? What do I have to do all the work? And then we cut that segment. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

Actually, you do learn over time, apparently. I've been watching the dynamic. We all have been watching. between Opie and Ron, and we've all said, Ron's getting stronger. Opie's getting openly nicer to him and countowing just a little bit, interrupting him just a little bit less.

Yeah, he's recognizing that the Ron Army is emerging. The meal ticket. The Ronverse. Which is hard to believe. Yes. The Ronverse is forming. All right.

We got to, real quick. I want to just see what our buddy's setting John is up to. W.A.G.P. W.A.K. W.A.K. B. Gagia.

Wow, that's an old stinger. Doug from the Giggles department put together. I forgot about that one. It sounded good, by the way. All right. So Mr. Magenta got together with Sue Zainer. and they put together a new parody song for us for our buddy, Suttering John. John is a faggot.

But moosh. John is a faggot. Broads, facket. John Melendez is a fucking faggot. He gets very bad advice, and he's too stupid to know what to be. deal with that. John is a faggett. I'll troll you next time, faggots.

Next time. You know, I don't use that word very often. But when I got sued, when I got sued by John, I had some choice words for him. And Mr. Magenta saw an opportunity and took it. A witness to hate crime there. Yeah.

So anyway, yes, that was Mr. Magenta with Sue Zainer. Thank you for sending that. John did a show, he did a show yesterday that actually got struck by DJ Dabbles and his speed got taken down, which is funny, which is a little bit ironic, I guess, is the right word because John's been playing this music bed underneath his show that is copyrighted. I think he owns the copyright on it. I guess it's off of one of his albums.

And so when O.J. Abnoxious John snipes him, he then strikes obnoxious John because he's playing that music bed so because of that dj dabble says well fuck you i'll strike your shit down because he plays in the ghetto song at the beginning of every episode he doesn't do that anymore no because that didn't work out well for him so he had to come back and do his show again after the fact uh he did a second stream yesterday and i'm gonna obla comes on the show and what they're talking about is John's very excited when Shulie gets shit for anything. And Shulie is getting shit on a subreddit for slut-shaming Kianu. So I'm going to start with that clip from the Uncle Rico show.

So we understand the context of what they're going to be talking about. We're on one of the greatest shows on Earth, even though you never got Arte's chair and you're a hack and you're bald and you suck at comedy. You are still on the greatest show on Earth. and now this is what you've become i really trust you talking about john i thought so too but you know i did have an offer to show a picture of my asshole one time one fee one thousand dollars but i thought listen how could i live with myself if i did that you know listen listen let's focus on what's happening let's not go down the keanu rabbit butthole let's you're right you're right she needs it believe me she needs it over there on that show you're right

Keanu everything you said is right i'm an unfunny hack never got out of his chair you're right you're right if anybody knows it's you kiki mhm finger on the pulse of comedy all right so kianu famously has a photo of her asshole on the internet for people to google and find because she used to have an only fan's account and what she's like right up close directly like i'll give a chance to google it if you want i mean i don't want to describe it to you graphically i I'll let you see for yourself. So it's up close. I mean, you can see the wrinkles.

Anyway, you've ever seen an asshole before? Eric, I'm familiar with this. I see the wrinkles. Sorry, sorry, I'm off. You can see the star. I'm off the reservation. So that's the joke that Shulie's making, like he never showed his asshole. Because what happened was, and Keanu explained this, is when she had an only fan's page,

a guy offered her $1,000. for a photo over asshole and that's why she took the photo and then that obviously ended up leaking to the internet and people have seen that and so Ava Riza joins John's show this is getting pretty crazy

John is now calling her baby like he's getting lovey-dovey with Ava Riza which is interesting ladies and gentlemen the lovely Ava Riza how are you baby? Hi John, how are you?

I'm good, I'm just watching I don't know if you saw Chitway or slut-shaming Keanu. Yeah. He's an in-cell. He's a nasty little worm in-sel. He's such a piece of garbage of

Keanu, you're a loser. You're not that hot. You got no boobs. You're fucking a fucking glorified fucking porn star. It's amazing how John

as rules for the, not for me. Because there he is, calling her a glorified porn star, whereas Shulie's making a joke about taking a foot of his asshole. And so now Shulie's the bad guy. And Jolla agrees with that. I was just like, yeah, that Shulie's real scumbagher for slut shame and Keato. Can you believe that? Is Ava Rise up born a dude?

Yeah, and by all accounts still is a dude. Okay. According to Ava, and this is what I heard when she called into Tuki Soup or something, I'm pretty sure is where I heard her saying that basically she's just got a boob job. Oh, okay. The state paid for it, which is nice. All right. She's up in Oregon.

Good for her. So I say her, yes? Yeah. Well, I say her. People call me out for it. She claims she doesn't care about pronouns. So she doesn't care what you call her. Oh, then doesn't matter.

She didn't care. But if you dead name her, it's the worst thing you could possibly do. She gets very upset if you dead name her for some reason. Okay, bud. So Ava Riza, we can say. Yes, Averiza is the right thing to call her. All right. I think I'm doing this right.

I'm pretty sure. I don't know. I have no idea. She or he's got to tell us, you know? So I think what she is doing is a VTL character. Now, what Vince the Warrior does when he's on with John is he just lies about everything to John and John buys it and makes bad decisions based on what he tells him. For example, John has signed up to take the. L-Sat in January and Vince the lawyer has taken the LSAT he's an attorney and John goes

I don't know I'm reading about you should like study for six months for this thing and Vince goes yeah but you're so smart you'll pass it no problem man you should just take it that's the kind of shit that Vince says to him I think that Ava is doing a similar thing here people like they're trying to like minimize Kiki and just like make it about like her only fans things but like the real truth of it is that she's like smarter than they are and like she knows how to beat them up really good and that's why they have to resort to like that kind of shit and start trying to sledge shame and like things and she's empowered and she doesn't care about it and that's the truth of it so a couple of things that she's saying there and just so you know erikiki and keanu

are the same person's a nickname for keanu yeah yeah so she's saying the kiki the thing with her is how smart she is which i know ava doesn't believe that no so i think that she's kind of trying to get John. I think she's got an angle here, just like Vince does, that she's working John on this. But also, it's very funny that she goes, and she's so empowered, they try to slut shave her,

but she doesn't even care about her nudes out there. Meanwhile, the biggest grape with me is I didn't stop Patrick Melton from telling people that you can Google her asshole pick when we were on this little piggy together. I was a son of a bitch. I was a monster for not stopping him from saying that, but I thought she was empowered and she doesn't care.

So it's weird how that works. It's hard to see. Taking some heat. Taking some heat. It's hard to decipher what actually is going on. But yeah, Abba is convinced that Keanu, very smart woman. Keanu, I'm at the gym or else I would. If you saw, I'm like, I'm going to pop on.

Oh, so he's reading a text message from Keanu because he's trying to get Keanu on the show. This is, I love this group egg right now. John with Ava and Keanu is hilarious. These three together is the worst show you've ever seen. Why do these people associate with John? Great question. So my, here's my theory. Keanu is lost.

She is to a point where everyone she ever worked with has turned their back on her because she will do anything for clout. She goes on and reads private conversations she has with people all the time. She did it to me. She's done it to everyone else in her life. She was on doing Kevin Brennan show for a while and then Kevin Brennan told her to fuck off. And so she's just got nowhere else to go.

Basically, if there's anything good going on, she fucks it up. So she keeps going lower and lower. Now she's to this level. Yes. She's got nowhere else to go. So I think that's why Keanu is teaming up with John. And then Ava, I'm still convinced, and I could be way off on this. I think Ava is playing them both.

I think Abba knows that these two are losers. Because Ava used to be 180 degrees from this. She used to be coming on my shows and Shully's show and calling out John. And now John could do no wrong. and everyone else is an asshole. Did you have a falling out with Ava? No. No.

You said she was on your show. She had a following out with Shulay specifically. Okay. And she was on my show Point-Dabble Point, which I do with Shulay. She hasn't been on W-A-T-P. Okay. And we had around again recently, boy, do people hate that. They really hated Ava on Point-Dabble Point.

But I think that she's got an angle here. I think she's playing everyone. I hope she is. because otherwise this is a giant waste of time. I think you're right. I think she knows that they're both losers. That's all she knows. She doesn't know where to go with it.

Yeah, I'm not saying it's like an elaborate scheme or a good strategy. Right. But I think there's something going on here. When she says shit like this, this clip right here, it tells me that she's purposely lying in order to get in John's good graces and Keanu's. And again, this one starts off with John. reading a text message back from Keanu

because he always wants her on his show now. Keanu, I'm at the gym or else I'm like, if you saw, I'm like, I'm going to pop on for you. She's super hot, Keanu. Kiano really, it's just every time she shows up in a YouTube feature, she's just hot in different settings. It's like her studio or just a phone cam.

She's just hot. And she's smart. I love her. So wait a minute. John's talking about how attractive she is. How attractive Kianu is. Yeah. That's gross.

So that's fucked up. Keanu is this girl right here. Yeah, I know. I know. I mean, she's attractive, but it's just, I think it's just sick that John would tell her that she's attracted. Also because he's such a fucking pig. Also because she's married to Gino, who he claims to be friends with as well. And so the fact that she's a married woman, he's constantly hitting on her and talking about how hot she is.

Like even right there where Ava's going, oh, she's hot. Every time I see her, she's so hot. And John's going, yeah, I know, she's so hot. But then Obby has to add the, and she's so smart. Which, that right then, we play that again. Because that's where you know that someone's, this is how, like, this is Vince the Warriors tell. We have to add in this information. You're just like, well, that's not what we're talking about.

Right. In different settings. It's like her studio or just a phone cam. She's just hot. And she's smart. I love her. Yep. And empowered.

No one. I mean, no one thinks Keanu is smart. No. Not Gino, not Keanu's mom. Not Keanu. Right. No one's sitting there going, well, the one thing about Keanu, I know, is how smart she is. But Ava keeps saying this over and over again.

So then they're talking about Kevin Brennan, KB. And they're talking about how KB is an alpha male. And so John has to remind everyone he's the alpha. He's a he's beta. He's not alpha. I mean, like, I think you would. He's an alpha, but he's a little worm, too. Like, I think you would agree on alpha.

Like, there's no, I mean, I would get, I don't give a shit, fatty patty, fucking Tuki, fucking OJ, any of these fucking assholes fucking get my fucking shit up. To me, Alpha is like, oh, yeah, wow, the three-banger right there. That's my favorite thing whenever there's shit flying out of his mouth. Oh, I know what you're thinking, Eric Zane. You're thinking, Carl, you probably weren't smart enough to put that in a slow-mo. So we could watch snot come out of time's nose again. You'd be wrong about that easy. In fact, I think Cardiff wants to watch this as a slow-well.

What's up, Cardiff? Hello? Welcome back, my friend. It's been a while. Working? Yes, it is working. Good evening. Good evening. We haven't had Cardiff on the show for a while.

Of course, Cardiff was out of commission. I got your message. You wanted me to save you from Eric Zane. Yes, I was like, please. I need you more than ever, my friend. Shit, shit. No, that was three weeks ago with Christian Black, was on point to demo point you got the message late unfortunately my computer's been down i know

i know it has we're excited the potato's back so this is that sneeze again in slow-mo we're gonna see i believe and you guys count with me i think there's three different things that fall out of john's face during the sneeze okay there's the first one there's number two there's number three just you're two and then three oh that's a 2.5 that's two point five I don't know that it's coming out of his mouth or his nose or something else

part was mouth and then his nose there was a lot of a lot of weird boogers there's one out of the mom is that pruder uh film it just lands it's dropping loads yeah he's just dribbled out of

straight down fucking slob i thought it went back into the left yeah right jesus fuck well done um all right so john is wondering how can these guys justify us watching him so much i think you just did yeah well i would agree with you cardiff but john's trying to wrap his mind around this like carl and shooley and obnoxious john they're just watching John all the time what does that mean like that's the weird thing

how do they like justify it like okay okay so on the low cow right that's what the same and I know that but okay so you watch me

but then you do commentary for fucking two days about one show of mine I know, and the most embarrassing part, John, is that we get zero views on it, no one's watching, no one's talking about it, and subreddits, or underneath the video on YouTube. That's a good point, Carl.

Can you imagine how, with so many years that have gone by, if this entire dabbleverse did not exist, where John would be right now? Where would I be right now? Right, yeah, Cardiff would never have gone. on to game seven that's for sure and uh john would be substitute teaching i suppose he still would have gotten that gig from his buddy at the pub that afternoon during the pandemic but yeah he should be thankful yes he's made way more money uh because of us than he would have that's a fact jack as the kids say never forget those streams pre delvers yeah i know i love going back to living in

the past with john the series we've been doing on the patreon but also even if you just look at like 2020 when we were covering him pretty heavy and he wasn't leaning into it yet and you're still doing his political show and beer on the balcony and stuff it was going nowhere no he's circling the drain no one gave a shit about that right so john's whole thing is like how do these guys justify the fact that they're watching me over and over again because we're loving it it's the most fun thing i do in my life which is why it was my hobby and now it's my job he used to declare that we were obsessed with his talent he's not saying that anymore because i guess i'm a lull cow yeah you think what gave it away

Right. So then Ava has her own explanation for why this is happening. But it's rooted in a framework of you failing whether or not you're failing. And they depend on their hosts, WATP and Shulis show and all that to filter the information to make it like it makes John look bad. Okay. So Ava says, here's what they're doing. This is crazy manipulation of the audience. They're making it look like you suck at this.

so they're taking your show and cutting it up in a certain way so the audience that's there goes man this guy stinks the podcasting and shit flies out of his mouth while he's doing his show right it didn't really happen out of context right exactly we're manipulating it to make it look like that but then ava talks about this little piggy's episode yesterday which totally shits on that point completely and i'm not saying that ava isn't blowing smoke up john's ass i think that she is but i love that she goes yeah they're just manipulating it to make it look like you're not very good and then talks about our interview with uh Aaron's friend uh in jail Mikey from yesterday's this little piggy like oh still to is is a liar and he is everything that you told us and this guy that's literally in jail that they they called a prisoner that is in jail right now that um stilltoe was in prison with um jail with last week and the guy was basically like yeah no that's what happened and so now everyone's mad at car because their audience were like, either you lie to us about it or don't show, don't show us the truth about it.

Oh, weird. So I just show the truth and don't take things out of context and actually do. For steel, and actually do a real analysis of things because. No, you do that for steel toe. That's my job is. Yeah. If there was anything questionable about what you were doing,

I mean, if you had not aired it, if you had went ahead and dismissed what Mikey had said, right, or didn't even publish it, you you had the choice of what to put out there we could have played three clips from it i would have never shown him saying that we called him larry bird right he was good at basketball and it's outstanding that you took the head and now everyone's beating the shit out of you and everybody's laughing so carl lost one big fucking deal go fuck yourself well it is it is interesting to see what erin says that people are seething when he gets a w i was like oh shit for the first time erin knows what he's

talking about. People were seething on the show you today. If Aaron's smart, he'll pull up the chats from yesterday's this little piggy and be like, look at all these losers seething over the fact that I was pretty good at pick up basketball in jail. He just might play the clip. He should. The things that he's right about are things like pick up basketball. That's what I mean. Eric, it's such a dumb thing. And people are pissed. People were pissed about it. They were literally pissed about it. Going into Patrick Milton's show, later on afterwards,

they're still bad about it. You took a beating. Yes. Like, what does that tell you? I mean, you took a beating from Patrick and Tuki. I know.

But again, it actually, so I was trying to say like Aaron wasn't lying. Yes. These people are proving that that Aaron's not lying when he says people see when they

is perceived that he's getting a win. Yeah. It's a little wild right there. Another win for the club foot. That's, well, no, I definitely not.

All you're spinning it. Definitely not. All right. At this time, I'm very excited to say the return of to poke a dabbler. Eric, you ready to play a game with us, my friend? I can't wait. Thank you. I don't mean either.

Let's go. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To poke a dabbler. What do you say, Carl? And co-host. Probably Chris. Oh, hey. Are you ready?

to poke a dabbler rusty can you imagine if you if you told my mother well your son didn't graduate

you go yes he did I saw him graduate at NYU we were there at the graduation but the shitwayer develops this and then you have a loser like this guy under a fake cowardly name el diablo you have this loser continuing this ridiculousness what's next shitware i didn't work for stern tonight show we didn't work i don't have three kids what's next

what did john say next hear your choices number one i wasn't a guest on conan seven times b because you're running out of shit to weigh next where is your fake diploma shit wearer show me

four the shit wearer is so desperate for content he has to make up lies and projections and lastly i graduated you dumb fuck to poke a dabbler all right i always go first on this so cardiff always find some really good quotes from john and i want to think this is no different i'm going to go next where is your fake diploma shit wear show me i want that to be the answer what say you eric zane i'm going to go with lastly i graduated you dumb fuck i can just picture oh yeah he loves dropping dumb fuck i can picture that too producer chris i'm going with one he seemed to be on a role with his resume yep his credits okay was he really on conan seven times i think so yeah because he that's what he claims well he lived near the studio so when they had a guest couldn't make it he was one of the guys

it was like an easy like all right jack can you come in like sure yeah all right what's next shit way i didn't work for stern i didn't work for the tonight show come on i don't have three kids what's next because you're running out of shit away so clever damn it You never run out of shit to weigh. Come on, man. Everyone knows that. That's the great thing about being a shit wearer. There's always more shit to way.

That's funny. You don't have anything else. Turns out we did. I find it funny. When I get Vince the fucking lawyer, who's a lawyer? No shit. He's still texting me.

I haven't blocked him. The famous DeLoyer family. But when you have a lawyer. Lawyer. Who's believe in this? Then you know, the stupidity of our population here in America. But that's why they like Trump. and that's because they like

to believe in false narratives everyone does that's all for this time come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dabbler

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Oh, I'm not a vampire Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Is Vince the lawyer to watch? Oh, fuck. Wait, there's more. Go ahead. Jesus.

Cock. We have to sit through all the stupid shit that Cardiff puts up the else. Very important. Fuck. To the contract. Like, every time I step on, I feel like such an asshole. Is Vince the lawyer the one who's representing him against you? No.

He is not. See, Vince the lawyer can't represent John because John has sued Vince the lawyer or Vince the lawyer sued John. Right. I'm so out of it. See, you're, yeah, you just, you know, I, I, you know, Vince also represented surely in a case. So there's a kind of to do a whole show on educating me about all of this.

And high pitch Eric threatened to kill him, a whole bunch. Well, I doesn't do with anything. But actually, Eric, I'll tell you, the Sheetterson documentary is a great place to get caught up all things dabbleversons that are in john and there's a part two that is set to come out hopefully later this year although i've heard that it's getting backed up a little bit it might be after christmas time but that's a great place if people want to get into the dabblevers and learn more about it that's a great place to start in my opinion eric saying thank you so much for your time today thanks for coming by and it flew by doing the program this has just flown by i'm so

thankful that you reached out don't forget so many jerks to laugh at aren't there it's too much Absolutely. Christian Blatt and myself. We do, Who Are These Broadcasters? Each episode debuts Tuesdays at 2 p.m. Eastern Time right on this YouTube channel. Thanks so much for checking out. Feed. If you're listening to the podcast, you want to get Who Are These Broadcasters every single Wednesday, then just subscribe wherever you subscribe to podcasts. And you will have Who Are These Broadcasters show up. In fact, I think I was listening to was it Cardiff today who is saying that who are these broadcasts? might even be better. It's much better to listen to than to see those two doves. As an audio show, as an audio-only version, it's a fantastic version of who is broadcast. Oh, you're welcome. Why didn't I see you in Detroit? Life.

Lifeston. All right, all right. He wanted to be there. Anyway, thank you for having me. I appreciate it. Thanks for being here, Eric. We'll see you on Tuesday. Do I leave now?

Do I get out? You can totally go if you want. Go? Okay. Bye, everyone. You can go, we'll listen to voicemails. We'll listen to the Net News and stuff. Bye, bye, see ya.

See ya. And then, yeah, we'll listen to the Nut News. We're going to talk about you as soon as you leave. One of the asshole that guy is. He doesn't know fucking anything about the show. He can't listen to a couple episodes. What a trick store called. All right.

We're at the Internet News and then we'll be out back on the other side with your voicemails. But first, this. Internet News with Jenny Juggles. From Patreon, the negative creep is taken aback. Sentent candles in the studio? Just do it. Sweet Boy Jenkins. may have too much time on his hands.

If this becomes a four-hour episode, I'm all for it. Chris Atril is grateful. Been waiting for you guys to address this hilarious Brian Callan story. Andrew Gunner Hawksson notes. So we're visiting John in 2018, then 2017, and then 2016? Is this dabble momento? From Facebook, Rajvir Sahoda shares, I went to the vet today, and the vet typed like Stuttering John,

typing with one hand only, using just one finger. It took them like 15 minutes to write two sentences. Ion Forrest warns, we're going to be seeing Johnisms for the rest of our lives. This triggers Ronnie Greer to start singing, I love a parade. La da-da-da-da. From Reddit, user 420 asks, who's the next podcast hitman? Cardiff elect votes.

Cardiff. Floridian philosopher opines. Chino, obviously. Ralph Moleman Malish ads, hopefully. Perveyor of Poppycock confesses, I'll be sad when it's revealed that Adam can't fall asleep without a fresh prostitute heart under his pillow. Michael Popock writes, I like that John is pissed that all these videos are coming out,

because it proves he's a liar, and that he's sucked all along. What a buffoon. Michigan Markymark is confused. Are you not supposed to call the guest a slut? Educational share educates us, only if you establish that she is a drunk first. Buzz Numbnuts points out, he tries so hard to be like Howard,

but he just comes across as a ghoul. John has zero identity of his own. He just gloms personality off of everyone else, which is how he has always gone through life. And from YouTube, Michael Dolan's found an Easter egg. I appreciate the use of Megadoth's liar in the intro. Will W. is skating on thin ice. Carl is the exact type of low life that thinks Steel Panther is talented and funny.

Toe Gunner may be on to something. If they said, Aaron, you can leave now, but you have to spend the remainder of your time with her kids. He would have stayed in jail. T. Mack offers, it would be the ultimate rugpole to travel back to 2010 in order to tell Opie that after he and Anthony split, he'll go on to

co-host the Ron and Opie show. The Astro Creeper is stumped. I don't know why Ron keeps having Opie on his show. Ravens Gale is outraged. I resent Opie being compared to Statler and Waldorf. Those guys were actually funny. And SNYC plays us out with, Ron, don't do anything crazy while Opie is away,

like he needs some subscribers for the shifty. Very good. Jenny Jingles. We appreciate you. We have some voicemails to get to, figure out what's going on from our listeners who has some concerns, some complaints, some ideas. Hey, fucking stuttering John when he's singing that song and he don't like anybody better than him. He doesn't mean he doesn't like anybody more than him. He's saying he doesn't like anybody better than him, meaning stuttering John is better than him.

That's why he doesn't like him. He doesn't like anybody that's better than him, referring to himself, Sturton John, being better than him. That's the way I take it anyway. I'd like to know what you think. And to be honest, it just hit me as I'm watching. For all these months, I always thought it was the way you thought about it. And I'm, so anyway, I think that's where it. Later, Vinnie's fat.

Yeah, I'm dumb. I realize that after the fact. I've heard that's talking a million times. And for some reason, I was just thinking he doesn't like anyone more than he likes himself. And I was like, what does that mean? It's a weird thing that. And then I, yeah, I did realize after the fact, John's saying that he's mad at people who are more talented than him.

Okay, now I get it. Keep thoughts of a wet break. Even though I'm sure he was a big Howard Stern fan. I'm sure, you know, he would agree that Howard Stern is better than him at broadcasting. Always he was. But anyway, yes, I'm the idiot. Thank you for clearing that up. I appreciate it.

Opie and Keanu calling into this program. Hello, Carl. It's Opie. Carl, did you see Mam Dami? Mam Dami one. Did you see Mabami one? What am I going to do about my camps? The prices of tamps are going to go up.

Do I have to go to the government store to buy my heavy flow tamps? Hold on a second, Carl. Hello, darling. This is Kiki. Mom Dami one. Hello. All right, Carl. All right, Carl, it's Deluxe, peace.

All right, thanks, DeLox. I think it's Kiki's better than his Opie, but I appreciate both. Paco calling in about Bill Burt. Yeah, what's up, Carl? How's life in the fast lane? This is Paco. Oh, well, it's probably not that fast because you got club feet. Anyway, you know, I was listening to the show, and then it's hard to watch Bill

Burr like this. But at the same time, I'm wondering where the hypocrisy police is, you know, St. Joe should be all over that. You know, plenty of things. out the hypocrisies or whatever. And, you know, that's what I was thinking. Anyways, you guys have a good day,

have a good night, whatever. I don't know. All right, I'll see you guys later. Shout out to, I don't care anymore. Just shout out, shout out to me. All right, Paco. Shout out to you, buddy. Thanks for calling into the show.

Good to hear you. So, sorry, John wants to have a boxing match in an empty gym, nobody there at all is just him and the other guy. Right. He thinks he's Rocky. It's Rocky three. John's just going to be sitting there and being like, ding.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Ding. It's a really dumb idea. It's a cowardly way to want to fight someone when they're both content creators. Yeah. We'll do it, but no one can see it. And I'll have a different version of what happened afterwards that you can't prove wrong. Good stuff.

Paco called back again. Oh, okay. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. And, you know, I was listening to the voicemail segment, and that one Barack Obama guy's right, that KKK chicken is fucking fire. There's one out here. There's a bunch out here. But, you know, they ain't all the same, man.

The best one is that, the best one is located inside of a liquor store. They make it, they see, it just right, perfect. It's nice and juicy. you know what I'm saying inside juicy outside crispy is fucking bomb so you know what saying producer Chris knows the time of this man all right yeah so I just wanted to agree with all those motherfuckers man car you can get off your fucking high horse bitch and you go eat some of that goddamn chicken anyways um I'm gonna let y'all go man shout out to megan all right Paco I'm sure what you're saying is correct and I apologize

I'm excited to get gas station chicken or liquor store chicken and he's time soon i apologize for that am i the asshole cardiff this is a bigger this is a bigger controversy contrivacy than the flower corn tortilla it might be 24 it might be that might be the new thing are you eating gas station chicken or not and was i an asshole for saying that that's not a delicacy i'm gonna bring some to my own to football

oh yeah that'd be great please do now if it's a separate rented space within the confines of the gas station i'm listening I think it's okay. But if it's actually a throughway, it's a throughway stop. Does it have its own restroom? Oh, that's sharing the restroom with the gas station. Yes, that is the distinction right there. If it has its own restroom, then it's a restaurant.

If not it's a gas station. If you have to shit with the trash, that's just there to get gas. Right. I'm out. Can you fuck a lot lizard on your way out? of the place. Yeah. Yeah.

Hopefully. And on the way in. Yes. I'm in. Let's go. All right. Best of both worlds. Jet listens to the show.

I forgot. All right. Here's a good one. This is for WATP. Does anybody else here, the garbage truck backing up in a Bill Burr's podcast? Bill Burr does a lot of those. It's enraging. It's actually surprising.

He's got to that point. Another Bill Burr listener calling in. Carl, I'm so glad you reviewed Bill Burr's podcast, or covered it at least, because I haven't listened to him since 2016, and nothing has changed. I listened to him for two years. Basically, all he talks about is, like, whatever he was talking about during that period of 2015, 2016, it was in his stand-up. Like, he is so fucking boring. He does those voices all the time, and then every time he talks about politics, he always tries to be, like, in the middle, it's like, well, the people on the left are bad, the people on the right, but, you know, we just come together, and but then, like, it's always coming together on, like, the left's, like, yeah, trying to make everybody happy, but it's like, but the left is doing the right thing and yada, yada, but, I mean, and again, he's another comedian that his wife ruined him, because he used to be an angry, like, funny comedian but then his wife like his wife is the fucking awoke black chick and guess what

all he's talking about he's talking about overpopulation and god damn he sucks now he used to be good now he just sucks the billion as dude these fucking billionaireses um yeah billber definitely is um taking some heat lately speaking to take some heat lately bandbred this guy calls him hey a man brag his call That this little piggy interview was the worst thing you've ever done. And I was at the New York City Live show. Call me back. Yeah, you got me there.

You certainly got me there, sir. Taking a lot of shit for the interview with Mikey on this little piggy. So we'll never recover. It's over as our last show ever. Thank you all for being here as long as you could be. And Cardiff, are you going to be doing your show this Thursday? Are you back? I think I'm back this Thursday.

Thursday night, hackdown, potato soup combo, whatever the fuck it is. Beautiful. Thursday, at Cardiff-Fillac. I need your coverage of Chad Zumak. I need it in my life. Good. Just did a walk-and-talk today, so that's going to be fun. Excellent.

I've got that one in the bag. Well, I'm certainly looking forward to that. What do you guys think? We've done enough today? Two more hours. All right, two more hours it is. I gotta go, bye I gotta go, I gotta go

I gotta go, I gotta go Turns out Opie's gotta go Sorry Okay, bye Go fuck yourselves Have a good week There he is Okay folks

Guess what The episode's over Mr. Tatahead, master of this guy. He can turn into a little bit of different guys. Oh, boom. I'm playing his hit volley, Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom. Okay, bye

He don't like anybody Better than him Yes It's beautiful I freeze a tear to my eye Good stuff