Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep674 - Steel Toe's Victory Lap, Bill Burr, Opie, Stuttering John, Scorch

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

After a brief mention of Stephanie Miller’s embarrassing worship of a politician Jasmine Crockett, we respond to Aaron Imholte’s victory lap. Steel Toe decided he “won the war” after the viewers of This Little Piggy turned on me following an ill-advised interview with Aaron’s friend from jail, Mikey. Of course Aaron couldn’t help but over-play his hand and now he’s bragging about basketball, calling the authorities to protect Mikey, and desperately begging for the goal. Stuttering John tried out an egg filter on his show. He’s in an all-out war with Obnoxious John (OJ) over the sniping of his livestreams. Bill Burr is doing a terrible job of masking his insecurities and anger as he self-sabotages his once-popular podcast. Adam Busch has been following Opie closely and presents a bizarre story about Opie’s grandmother that doesn’t make any sense and only makes Opie look like a terrible person. Megan hosts another round of “Is It Gay?” as her and Annie join the show. We also play Cardiff’s “To Poke A Dabbler,” read some reviews and listen to your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/_1ul2Ar7DiQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Perfect. I like it. Also, we encourage our listeners. Listeners, give us five stars on Apple Podcasts. And then shit over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be watching Aaron Imholt graciously, except the W, that was carefully handed over to him. Stuttering John has decided to quit drinking.

Bill Burr is still reeling and putting out some of the worst podcasts ever. Opie was listening to Howard Stern and had some hot takes. Scorch is back? Also, Megan will be here with another round of, is it gay? Cardiff brings a round up to poke a dabbler. We have your reviews and voicemails. But first, Stephanie Miller's a mental patient. This is something that I learned from watching the Stephanie Miller episodes, you know,

the happy hour episodes that she does with Stuttering John when she brought Suttering John in as the booking agent and board op and he was bad at both of those things but the amazing third mic though we can all agree on that you know he's hitting on the guests so Stephanie Miller she tweeted this out made some made some headlines actually this is her so there's this congresswoman from Texas and her name is Jasmine Crockett and Stephanie Miller is kissing her feet and she posted the photo of this

to show a proud of it she says well yes I do kiss the sneakers of Jasmine for US and I do worship the ground she walks on and she was lovely about it now

correct me if I'm wrong this is the same party that did like the no kings protest thing right they're just like yeah yeah we don't worship our overlords you know that's not the way reference to something?

Did she say something about? Is this a thing? That saying of worship or kiss her feet, is this a throwback to anything? Or is it because she was an athlete or something? I read some articles about this. Now, one of the articles was in the New York Post, so I think it was a great assault. But they didn't see any reference to anything that would make this make sense. Then it's a little much.

It's a bit much. And for Stephanie Miller to stoop to this. She's just trying to make headlines. She hasn't really done anything in a little while. or what the story is, but that seems pretty wacky. Anyway, I thought I'd share that. A bunch of people shared that with me. And so I thought that'd be fun to look at.

Let's address the elephant in the room. My buddy, Stiltoe dedicated an hour of a show to me on Monday. Please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve. deserve it. Let me get everyone caught up real quick. So this little piggy came on on Friday. I promoted it on who are these podcasts last Wednesday. We talked about the fact that Moody and I had an interview with one of the inmates at Stearns County Correctional Facility, where Aaron was for a week. And it's actually an inmate that Aaron talked about quite a bit. This guy,

Mikey. And him and Mikey got along famously. And Aaron was very concerned about his plight and wanted to help him and actually Mikey inspired Aaron to become the attorney that he is in three years. And so it was a really touching story that Aaron had. And we thought maybe we should talk to Mikey and get his take on how things went. And so Moody and I spent, I don't know, maybe an hour, felt like an eternity, but maybe an hour we spent playing the interview with Mikey on this little piggy, and boy, did people not like that. I failed miserably. It was a debacle.

The chat was not happy with what we were playing. It's funny because the speculation that I was scrambling based on what the chat was doing, I wasn't looking at the chat. I had no idea what was going on. I was just presenting this thing. I'm like, I then we asked him this, and he said that. Basically, in a nutshell, the reason why people were not happy about it is because Mikey was agreeing with what

Aaron was saying about his time in jail that Aaron was having a lot of fun that he was a good basketball player that a CEO recognized him from Steeltoe and so these things upset people because they wanted to think that Aaron was lying about it and

we went on and went no actually Aaron was telling the truth here's what Mikey is saying about it some of it was leading the witness I get that criticism maybe the interview style could have been better definitely could have been better and I definitely didn't need to play as many clips as I played from that. So I understand the error in my ways on this.

But let's see. Aaron is very excited about it. He came back Monday and he can't wait to gloat and accept this big W or does he? Let's find out. That's apparently the message we're getting today. No, so, yes, for all the people saying, Aaron, say it, another win for the toe, another win for the toe. I didn't win anything. Here's what happened.

Other people lost. Everything I said turned out to be true. Every analysis I've ever given of these people turned out to be true. But here's the thing. I can't come out and say, I was right. Ha, ha, ha, ha, because then I'm the asshole and everything. So basically, this is not a win for the toe. All right.

The reason why I'm playing this clip first, I want everyone to remember that Aaron's starts the show by saying, and he didn't start the show. Johnny joined an hour in, but Aaron is saying, I'm not taking this as a W, guys. I will not declare this a win for the toe. See if that, uh, sticks. See if that sticks for the entire episode. This is a massive fucking L for those guys. It's a big difference. Because I didn't win anything. Here's what you need to understand. I knew I was telling the truth the entire time. I know that every story I tell on this show is it's like it's like a movie based

on a true story it's like yes what happened happened oh no he doesn't even realize how dumb that is every story I tell on the show is like a movie based on a true story you don't realize how much of the truth is stretched when movies are

based on true stories how it's not even close well that whenever he quotes a movie I don't know the fucking movie yeah I just thought I thought that was hilarious So that's, he's like, guys, you can take what I'm saying to the bank. It's like, you know, when a movie is based on a true story. So, you know, if you're, anybody who tells a story, they're embellishing or heightening the size of the fish or anything else for effect in the story.

But I'm telling you the straight facts. They didn't. They lied to you. They made shit up and they've been lying to you for two years. And now you finally found out they've been lying to you. And it hurts really bad. This is the disconnect for me. This is the part I'm confused by.

So I came on and ate a lot of shit. shit for this too. Because I played clips where I went, look at this. Aaron was nicknamed Larry Bird. And they did think he was a fun guy to play basketball with. And Aaron's takeaway is, they're lying to you. No, no, no. Actually, just the opposite. I don't have to play any of that interview. We'd have to play any of those things. Nope. We could have buried all of it, pretend it never happened. Instead, we came out and went, hey, check this out. That thing that Aaron said that we all thought was bullshit? Surprise. Yeah. Turns out, there's some reality going on over here.

And Aaron's takeaway is, see, these guys are lying. That's fun. It's a fun way to spin things if you're an idiot and don't know how words work. But he said it wasn't a win. I'm not sure that that's true. I went and played basketball. I went to see of Larry, old Larry Jailbert. I felt like celebrating, you know, the big W for the toe.

What the fuck just happened? He's celebrating a W for the toe. It did not take long. Yeah, that's pretty crazy, actually. Uh, the W was sweet this morning, uh, but it was even sweeter the rest of the day when all of the boys involved with that abortion catastrophe of a show, some are calling it the worst, uh, show of all time. Oh, any show?

Somebody's saying that, huh? Wow. That's pretty fun. I feel like that's a badge of honor, right? I know it's the worst show of all time. That's cool. Watching them all retreat to their hug. boxes to try and assure themselves

they're not the biggest failure pieces of shit whoever existed. I did a drive-by on him today. I just did a quick 30-minute I just, I lit up the street, and then I walked away and did the rest of the show because my audience expects a real show. They have a higher standard than those people. And yet you

spent an hour to half talking about on your show. What's crazy to me on this one, he goes, I did a drive-by, I spent 30 minutes doing some research, but holy shit. Finally. Yeah. Play a clip. This is great. You went and you watched and you're talking about us

going to our hug boxes and all this stuff. Cool. Well, he'll definitely be playing the clip then. So I had to go, I had to do a quick little street sweeper, a quick little drive-by. You don't really need to do much

when those guys bomb as badly as they did and expose themselves to the world and prove Aaron right. So I just had to do a quick drive-by. Kneel on the football, run out the clock, games over, win for the toe. They all retreated to the hug boxes

trying to convince their audiences, but it sounded more like trying to convince themselves they didn't look like complete retards. And look, I'm glad I could make them do it. I'm glad I could make them do it without lifting a goddamn finger. It really was something special. Again, the only thing that pisses me off

is that they, with a decent guy who needs something other than what the system is giving him, and I hope people can put their hate, of me aside and realize that that was a real piece of shit thing to do. We're going to get more into Mikey in a moment because it's very funny how Aaron has flip-flopped on Mikey yet again. We've played on this program.

When he got out of jail, Mikey's a great guy. He just needs a second chance. He's misunderstood. The system's fucking him over. It's corrupt. And then the next week he's on there with Johnny joking about, could you imagine if Mikey is over here? I mean, I get that fire pit in the back.

That wouldn't be going to want this guy anywhere near a match. You know, if a bad thing's going to happen, he's making all these jokes about it. And then we interview Mikey, and Aaron's like, this guy's a salt of the earth. One of the greatest guys, anyone who ever fucking be? What? That's cool. So I wanted to know what hug box I was going to. I was confused by that because I didn't really do any emergency shows or anything special.

I've just been following my usual routine, my usual schedule. And then I find out. Aaron talks about it later where he saw me coping with this horrific interview. Julie, let me get on your show so I can cope to you. But you'll just nod and tell me I'm right. It does bring me perverse joy. I had to reach out to Shulie and ask if I could be on my show that I host with Shulie every single week, point, devil point. So, and Aaron's mine.

Now, listen, I know he always tells the truth, and that's been proven. So we can never say that Aaron's gaslighting or misinformed or retarded ever again. But, no, I didn't ask Shui if I could be on my show. Shilly and I do that show every Monday and Shully asked me. That was the first question. Actually, I went on a Drew show yesterday, that was the first question out of his mouth. He was like, what happened with this little piggy? So apparently that's a big topic that's been going on.

If you talk to me, that's what people want to know about. It makes sense. So the one thing that I think we all predicted when we saw this little piggy go south and we saw the revolt from this little piggy viewers. is that we knew Aaron would ever play his hand. As soon as he gets a little taste of that victory, we knew he wouldn't be able to just like take it in stride, move along. Like, all right, whatever.

That's, I'm glad that it was proven. I'm pretty good at basketball. And people recognize me. Moving on. And I'm doing my show. You guys, you know, we're going to dwell on this, obviously. Those guys stink. I'm great.

No, no, no, no. He's over playing his hand in multiple ways. This one I think is just my favorite one, is that now, you know, he's always been the boxing guy. Yeah. He's a stud boxer. He teaches the kids. He could fight five of us in one day.

All of the stuff. Well, now it turns out this guy is all over the court. And yeah, Larry Jailbird made his return to the court today. Larry Jailbird made a comeback. And, you know, turn this off if you don't like Aaron talking about. about his basketball acumen. If you don't like the idea that you watch podcasts of dorks who care what people think and who stalk people and you don't want to hear a guy talk about how he's still playing basketball

at a pickup game level. Did you say turn it off if I don't want to hear about a guy who plays basketball at a pickup game level? Who the fuck is leaving that show on? Who's going, I can't wait to hear about this guy who plays basketball at a pickup game level. Please tell me more about that. Someone was about to turn it off. He's like, oh, pick-up game.

Pick-up game, you say, huh? Just turn this off. You're not going to like it. I went in today. He's got a photo to prove he was at the gym. He's showing empty basketball courts now on the screen. He can't ever play a clip. He talks about how we're embarrassing ourselves.

I thought he was going to play shit from, like, me reading super chats and shit. That would be great. He had an opportunity to be like, dude, look at this. People are pounding Carl. Carol's got no defense for this. It's amazing. Instead, he goes, check this out. I took a photo of the gym. I'm in basketball.

And the gym became a little more populated as time went on. I warmed up and did all of that stuff. And Larry Jail, I don't know what it is about Larry Jail Bird, but black people walk up to Larry Jail Bird and talk to him about basketball. Because I think I was one of two white guys there. and I was wearing my Troy Bell Boston College jersey that I wore in high school still fits

and I was wearing my gophers basketball shorts. That's fascinating. Please go on. And this one of the black guys comes up to me. He goes, oh man, yo, you sneaky, you trouble. I'm like no, not me. He goes, no, man, you got like the match and shit on. That was Boston College and U of M so the colors

are similar, but it's not matching. He's like, this is amazing. Now, anytime he talks to a black person, he's like, this is going to make big news. I talked to a black guy. We had a conversation. Let's see what this little piggy does with this one, huh? He's also flexing that accent like he's earned it now.

Yeah. Like he's been accepted. They're all boys now. Yeah, that's great. You brought the matching shit, man. You're serious. You mean, I'm like, no, man. I told him, I go, no, man, I'm old. I'm old and I'm slow. He goes, nah, no, you got that sneaky shit like Luca Donsets. And I'm like, this is

a conversation that did not need to be recounted on the show. Holy shit. If it happened. It also did not happen. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I will not stand here and allow you guys to think that Aaron is not telling anything but the exact truth all the time. You know, if a movie was based on the true story, that's how Aaron tells the truth. Well, I interviewed this black man. Oh, great.

Let's see what you have to say. This Friday. Yeah, he was still weeping after Aaron dunked out of him. He's like, I'll never go back to the Y ever again. Sneaky. And then I was like, when he said that, I was like, I can tell this story. on the air and I can make

you know 5% of the people watching really angry and mad they didn't say that to toe he's a piece of shit you am I part of that 5% I don't know okay no you already know

your cover's been blown black people love me you already know that I am a basketball savant and I black people that are forced to be residing with you Minnesota he thinks all

all black people are the same. That's great. I am white. So Larry Jail Bird, a Luca reference. I'm not a Luca guy. I don't like the Lakers, so I'd rather stick with Larry Jail Bird.

But, uh, look, I, it was, I, I'd like to tell you that, you know, that jail was a fluke,

and I can't ball anymore, but I bawled a little today. I didn't know where to go with that. jail's not a fluke it's going to happen again right no shit that's what i'm predicting the little today now it is the st cloud ymca so if you need to give them a phone call to interview them and ask me if Aaron was out on the basketball court today or if he checked in make sure you get the right ymc i don't want you to be upset you guys are not going to live that down by the way I'm going to pull that card every single

time because I don't think they realize how pathetic it is yet they're still in denial and we all do and it's really funny I agree you you all totally know better than we do and you're killing it you're killing us with it please stop please put put the hammer down I can't take it anymore here too much if you're going to pull that card could you at least tell the story right you guys didn't have to play that interview like you've already pointed out no shit yeah it's it's very fun how excited Aaron is that he thinks that he's got this whole team behind

him now. I'm going to play out of the clips. Watch Patrick Melton. He went through all of the clips. There's certain things that stuck out to me that I thought were funny. She's not going to go through it. But it's crazy how Aaron's talking about this being a religion and people converting from their

religion. Like he's lost his fucking mind of what he thinks any of this is. We do a show once a week making fun of you, Aaron. Relax. Uh, so yes, it was fun to play basketball again today. I'm sorry that so many people had to just, I bet you those guys are in a group text together and all since Friday, they've been texting each other in group text coping. Like, just doesn't make us look that bad.

Aaron's still like a really bad guy and blah, blah, and it was. Hold on a second. Did you even watch the show? I had both Tuky and Melton clowning me. Do you think that stops with the show ends? You don't think I'm getting made fun of it in the group text afterwards? Yeah. You think all of a sudden,

Melton has my back. Hey, Carl, I said some rude things here, but just you know. It was a bit. Yeah, it was a bit. We're cool,

right? No, no, no. It's none of that. Going on today, they heard me roast them. And they went, oh,

you know, he's totally wrong about everything, right? Rueh, Julie, let me get on your show so I can cope to you. And I do, you'll just nod and tell me I'm right.

It does bring me perverse joy. No, uh, Penn 15, Fathead says, I think you need. Um, so yeah,

I think that's that's fun that all we did was play the actual clips and um here I didn't I didn't remember to cede on that episode hmm I love how the only way a W could happen is without his help yes against his will I was the only way he can have a win I was accused of smile talking that is something that was accused of doing that does happen from time to time from time to time yeah all right here's more of him overplaying his hand so now he thinks that like Mikey's a hero in all of this hmm and so So not only is he overplaying that he's the great at basketball. That's one of his identities now.

You know, this nickname he gave himself. That's one of the things we were making fun of him for is that he gave himself nicknames in jail. The only one that he didn't give himself was Larry Bird. He's already changed that to Larry Jail. That's his new nickname for himself. It's tough for me because, like, I saw him as a boxer. Like, that define him to me. So having to make this adjustment takes a little time.

It's going to take some time for me as well. I would like to see not just a still image, but I'd like to see him on the basketball court. Because we've seen him a stock image of a gym, any gym. That's all I mean. Adam, we've seen him sing karaoke before. He's not good with pitch or timing or lyrics.

He's got an invisible touch. It really is. It's not even karaoke. He's just singing along with a singer and he still can't get it right. So I'd love to see this basketball prowess that he claims to have now. You know, when he's not playing mentally deficient people who have been locked away from us. I wonder how good he is.

but all right, this is more of him overplaying his hand that he was given. But Carl interrupting as many times as he did, he had a feeling that if he let that play, it would have burned everything to the ground. So he had to stop, and this is a common Carl thing, does it with John all the time too, wait until you guys find out that John isn't the supervillain that you guys have painted him to be the last four years.

He's just kind of a dopey guy. But that's for a different, let's not question too much in one day. that's amazing. So now, because I played the interview that showed that Aaron was telling the truth, you're welcome, Aaron. That proves that stuttering John is a good guy. We've been making all of this shit off about John all this time and pulling the wool over everyone's eyes about him. Can you believe it?

O.J. is going to be pissed when he bides out. This is why he repeats himself. It keeps getting larger and larger the more he tells it. Now, it wasn't just, the takeaway was that you're not a good interviewer. It was never that he's a good guy. No one put that in there. I think it's a really common practice in true crime podcast to reach out to former cellmates and people. It happens all the time.

And it's up to the person listening whether they want to believe it or not. I would say that putting $100 on their commissary and then asking questions that were yes or no and setting it up like you were a fan of his, like you're making a documentary on this guy. Aaron, let him think, I'll give this guy whatever he wants. They seem to want to hear nice things about him. so that's what he said. What I'm wondering, which is not the way to go about that kind of thing, but what I'm hung up on is why

everyone now just believes a Mikey. Like everything this Mikey says is now true. Where in any other situation, they would never believe someone in prison who was just given $100 and is being asked questions

being led by the interviewer. They would just discount it. If it was about some serial killer that told a story about their time, you know spent with the steel killer we just move on we wouldn't think about it why is everybody believing mikey like he said larry bird and you said something so interesting you said um you know Aaron's the kind of guy to manipulate people I believe Aaron's the kind of guy that comes back to his cell and it's like oh they love me out there they're all calling me Larry Bird so you're like did they give him nicknames yeah they called him Larry Bird or maybe he was good at it

but that was it everything else was just uh-huh yeah I think so maybe that last one yeah yeah I don't believe a fucking word this guy says. Moody was asking questions. I'm not throwing Moody under the bus. This isn't his fault. But he was asking questions like, does he ever bring up Nick or Kayla or April? He's like, yeah, he was talking about Kayla.

Oh, does he like Kayla? Yeah, it was favorable stuff he was saying. Do you ever say another win for the toe? Yeah, that sounds familiar. Yeah, I think you did. That's what he said. Right, yeah. That was basically what the interview was.

I didn't need to play most of that. Which is like, you know, it's the number one how you don't interview someone in prison is all of those steps. You don't do that. But, you know, Aaron. Aaron's always the guy who's like, listen, there's an imprisoned arsonist with a long record and no chance of getting out of there. And we have to believe what he has to say about this.

We're going to take his word because they're always on the side of Mikey's. All right. Well, I was really happy for Aaron to get this victory, this W. It doesn't happen very often. And we all know that Ws are nice, but the goal is really the most important thing. That's the crucial thing. Aaron has said this before. I don't care if you guys like me or not.

I don't care how many people watch me. If I hit the goal, that's it. That's the be all end all of doing the show. So I was actually a little surprised when later on in this very program where he's doing these victory laps and gloating so much, he's having some problems in the goal. See, this is why the big W for me doesn't matter for my audience because they didn't give a shit and they probably didn't even know it happened anyway. 09 Canyon says Why was today supposed to be a big day Exactly

My audience is full of such good, decent people Who just don't know about this AIDS and cancer I really should just do what they want me to do Cheeseburger Pie says I'm not surprised because you wasted an hour On shitty YouTube drama Well I thought because it involved me And the host of your show looking really good

I thought you'd want to see it Of course you did Oh that's why Because you're a narcissist And so you're like Oh my audience I've said this before. Aaron makes a show for Aaron.

Aaron makes a show that there's one person who would really enjoy it. That's himself. But you didn't. And now, 120. All right. Enough fucking around. Let's,

we're not, I know you want to see Panickey Pete Aaron and everything else. I would like to see you guys just knock this thing out because I hate this part of the show. I love the show. It's a great time and everything else. But 120, dude. We need to get moving on this. Like, I, 120 does not work for me, brother.

So this is actually the point that I was trying to make. It took me a little too long to get there, obviously, on this little thing. The point I was making with the Mikey interview is it approved. Aaron was actually having a better time behind bars than he does in his life because of the goal. The goal torments him. The reason why the Beggie Monster was born, one of our favorite characters. Yeah. Step aside, Tuki.

The Beggie Monster's coming. Let's see if we get the Beggy Monster for Hackamania. That'll move some tickets. Mikey did. Aaron ever mentioned the goal? Did the Beggy Monster ever come out while he was in jail? No. In fact, he said he hadn't seen the Beggy Monster in days.

He was in a really good mood. This is what torments Aaron more than anything. He'd rather be playing cribbage with some inmates. 120 does not work. So we need some of those big fake. huge donos coming in that usually come in. We can't make it on the size audience we have

just throwing a little bit in at a time. We need big fat fucking whales to make us feel like we're really doing an actual show. That's the quiet part you're saying. God damn it. Approachable says you don't look good in that shit. The only thing that shows is you're

as obsessed with them as they are with you. It makes you look sad and pathetic like you need them and you deserve a miss today. Oh, sorry I celebrated that a bunch of retards prove me right. They'll drain with a dollar, says they told... There's actually some pretty good advice. They just skipped right past.

All right. The nights of need to stop it. And that's all it took to stop that fraud. All right. So I just thought that was funny that errors is just like, this is going to be such a great day. He was all excited about Monday. And then the fifth hour, he's going, guys, how come no one's giving me money?

What's going on? I'd never seen him look more relaxed than he did when he was shitting on everybody. He was just looking. straight into the camera. There was no more fake people around him. He wasn't spinning. He was just talking. And now by the time we're dealing with the goal, he's back to his old twitches and all this

tension. His voice is getting more hoarse, isn't it? It's getting more and more like choked up the more he talks. Well, he also, he talks about his overall assessment. It was really, really, really bad. Good stuff, Aaron. I appreciate that he's able to break it down for us like that. Don't bog us down with details.

Yeah, let's get right to it. That's good. I listen to what he says about his buddy Mikey here. But one thing I am pissed off about, I will say this, Mikey's a really good guy. And I like Mikey. Okay, so one of the things that we did on this little piggy, Moody, actually decided to have this part up was explaining that Mikey's not a really good guy.

Mikey has a horrible track record and criminal past. that makes it seem like you wouldn't want to be around Mikey. Mikey has punched COs while he's in jail. He's very violent. He threatens people with knives. He sets people's houses on fire. Yeah, he doesn't like blankets. Yeah, right.

He's very pissed off at blankets for some reason. Maybe he grew up with Michael Jackson. I don't know. So Aaron is very concerned. This is the part that I was astonished by. Because Aaron is such a pussy. He has to get the law involved. in everything he does.

And I didn't realize that he would go to these lengths, but he's very concerned for his buddy Mikey after this interview happened. And remember, this is the same Aaron who was joking about, yeah, I would never have Mikey over to the house. Are you kidding me? This guy's dangerous.

Right. That'd be nuts. And now, because we interviewed Mikey and Mikey made him look good, he's done another 180 on him. They publicized all of his thoughts, everything else, a guy who's considered not

competent to stand trial right now. So a guy who's got mental health problems isn't competent to stand trial yet. They interviewed that guy under false pretenses and then released it to the world. Now, I don't know if that could have an impact on him in jail. I'm going to call Stern's County

today. I'm going to... Okay. This is insane. This is my favorite part. This is my favorite part that came out of all of this. And I knew fun things would happen this week, but I didn't expect this. Does he think that Stern County Jail follows the dabbleverse? He's like, I hope this doesn't have negative consequences on him. I mean, I don't remember this being covered by Fox News or the New York Times.

It was just an episode of this little piggy. I don't understand his complaint in this. It's crazy. He's concerned for his buddy Mikey that there's a negative consequence to Mikey talking to us and then us playing that on YouTube. What false pretenses was he under? That's a whole other thing too. Moody goes, we want to talk to you about St. Cloud, Minnesota,

radio hosts. It's like, yeah, that's what we did. Who is, is it Woods in Shawshank Redemption? Who's the old man? I don't know. The guy who kills himself at the end? This is Aaron. He misses prison so much.

He's coming up with excuses to go back. You have to go back there. I don't know if that could have an impact on him in jail. I'm going to call Sterns County today. I'm going to let them know what happened because I don't want him getting in trouble. That's my favorite, Aaron. in right here. The delusion is amazing. Not only is he coming up with this wild idea that Mikey's going to get into trouble, but Aaron's the one who can solve that. Aaron, who just spent seven days

there, is going to be able to call them up and be like, hey, I vouch for Mikey. He's good. All right, never mind. We were going to punish him for this spot. If you say he's cool, he's cool. Why would he think that for a second, unless he thinks his audience is dumb or he's dumb? It can only be those things. Well, he made it clear that there are CEOs listening to the show even though they're never in the chat and they don't donate even though I'm in there asking, they're never showing themselves. So I guess it's because

they're trying to protect their jobs. I get it. But he thinks they're beaten on Mikey inside the jail and then the phone rings and the camera pushes in on the guy and they're like stop. It's radio. He says stop. We got radio on the horn over here. He said the word. He's one of the good ones.

I want to explain to them that Mikey didn't do anything wrong. This is not anything Mikey did. Yeah, no shit. Mikey was taking advantage of. I don't want to see Mikey get moved because people like him there. Why the fuck would they move him?

Why would having a phone call with us that was recorded where Mikey gave out information on how to contact him because he was looking for companionship? Yeah. Why in the hell would they have to move him after this? What does he think happened? What did he think

happened, I guess? Is the real question. Again, I don't think Aaron's this dumb, right? Can't be this stupid. Mikey has friends there. Like, this is what kind of pissed me off. Like, as much as people want to say, win for the toe, win for the toe. I'm sorry.

I guess I'm more of a human being than a lot of you thought. I was waiting for that. Now we're going to get to performative Aaron here. So now we're taking out of character. After gloating for 40 minutes straight, now he's like, and by the way, I'm very pissed off for on behalf of my buddy, Mikey. Like, you are? If jail was such a pleasant place for him.

him and everyone else involved. Sure. Why is Mikey in such peril? Because he talked to us. He talked to a guy from New Zealand. And everyone had a good time. Yeah, I know. It's so stupid. Guy doesn't deserve that. And this guy has friends. And this is this guy's home.

This is where this guy's living right now. He has a very serious case pending and he can't make bail and he can't get out. And this is what I'm talking about with the problem of our system. Just because this guy's poor, he can't go home. He can't go anywhere because he's poor.

Well, that and the arson. Yeah. Also, the arson is why he can't go anywhere. You know, Patrick Melton pointed this out. If Aaron's so concerned about Mikey not being able to post bail in order to get out, couldn't Aaron do that? Some of those sweet gold dollars. Couldn't Aaron post his bail?

He's just like, man, my buddy in there doesn't have enough money to do anything. We had to give your buddy Mikey money. Moody did. I had nothing to do with that. So he would say what we wanted. I just see Moody yelling at the screen right now. We gave him money. What the fuck?

He hasn't been convicted of anything yet. He's not even considered competent to stand trial. This is where he has to live. He has... Wait a second. So is he there because he's poor or crazy? Yeah, he's got in for vagrancy. It sounded like crazy is really...

He can't even stand trial. He's not competent enough. Okay, so poor has nothing to do with anything, that, right? Did you guys drive him crazy? I think he was already crazy. Not cool. man there's no other choice and you invaded that and you took it away so i'm going to make sure sterns county knows mike he had not i'm these internet guys in their feelings i don't care

whoa he is stand up for the little guy yeah fuck us big fat cats living large on youtube i like mikey i know mikey personally i got mikey's back and i'm not going to let him this is great I love this Aaron is team Mikey Aaron you gotta go all the way through with this you can't just like shit on Mikey next week you gotta help him get out

you gotta have him on the show invite him over to your house this is gonna be fantastic upon in some kind of really shitty autistic mentally ill love drama obsession somebody has with me so that he can get hurt

because nobody gives it you know and that's the thing a lot of these guys in there what Moody and Carl and Patrick did and make no mistake, they were all in on it. That's the other thing, too. He's trying to do a divide and conquer. He's like, Tuki's cool.

Yeah, I like Tuki. That was noticeable. Yeah, I like that guy. So he's trying to get it to be like, yeah, I'm done with you guys. I'm Team Aaron now. If that's what's going to happen next. But these guys did was what Mikey has had people do to him

probably his entire life. What we did? We tried to get him laid. We gave him money. What else are we supposed to do for this guy? Yeah, actually, that hasn't been happening. right throughout Mikey's life

I feel like we were the good ones in all of this and it seemed like he had a good time talking to us when the phone call and he's just like all right can I call you guys back? We'll be here it's fine

this is just a quick one then we'll move on but just I love performative Aaron because he's really bad at this acting thing that he does I'm just stop no one's buying it if they're not going to get

this poor bastard in trouble I will see to that that part I didn't like because that's the real life part. That's not the internet part, you know? I mean, now that you guys, you all hate the toe, have seen that I was telling the truth about my experience in there, I'll use that part now so you can take this to the bank. As they say, I'll keep it a buck. That's a good guy, and I'm not going to let anybody his shit up. So yes, I will be contacting everyone I need to

contact to let them know. You have an inmate. He didn't do anything wrong. He was taken advantage of by leeches, liars, and parasites, just Mikey's all right. These guys did it, not Mikey. Because that's the last thing a guy like Mikey needs. This is, uh, this is fantastic. Now Aaron can tell no lies. Because they nicknamed him Larry Bird, nothing he says is a lie ever again. That's fun. That's a fun way to live your life right there. So when you sit here and you go, oh, I guess to wait a second. After he said that, then he said that Mikey was a really good guy, and Mikey's actually a piece of shit, horrible human. So I'm confused.

Am I the one who didn't understand the rap sheet? It's like some sort of logic puzzle. Yeah, right? You just kept saying he's incompetent over and over again. Yes, he did say that a lot. Oh, was telling the truth. Toa was telling the truth. Here's another thing Toa's telling the truth about.

I have a shitload of empathy for people like Mikey. I learned a lot about people like Mikey while I was in there. And I don't like the way our system treats people like Mikey and Alec and everybody else I was in there with. Which is why you're going to become an attorney, a defense attorney who helps people out like Saul Goodman

before he turned bad. Yeah. And if only all of the hosts of the White Power Hour all over the world could get locked up in a room with a Mikey for a week. They'd come out totally different. I know. He's learned so many lessons, Anthony. The main takeaway is I'm really

good at basketball, but also these poor people. They're The main takeaway is that Mikey's like them. They like them and there's nothing we can do about it. The system treats them. I'm one of the lucky ones. I can look after myself. Those guys...

I guess you're white privilege, Aaron. Congratulations on that. Very impressed. Anyway, I just loved that. I had so much fun watching Aaron's response to the disastrous episode of this little piggy. I knew that Aaron would be feeling all of his feels and doing this. a big victory lap. I did not imagine he was going to be trying to get us in trouble.

Because let's break this down what this really is. He wants Moody and me to get in trouble for talking to this guy. Yes. That's why he's reaching out to Stern's County correctional facility. Like, he's going right to the police with this. Oh, did you guys know the same? What else could he possibly be doing? He's pretending he's helping Mikey so the Mikey doesn't get moved to another facility.

None of this is based in any type of reality. I think that guy from New Zealand isn't really making him. a documentary. We got to, Aaron, they don't need your help. They're recording the calls. They listen to it. If they have a problem, they will deal with it. They don't need you telling on people. Right. They recorded the calls. And anyway, it's so ridiculous. I love the people who are acting like what we did was illegal. As you mentioned, Adam, this happens all the time. Listen to true crime podcasts. They're constantly having interviews with people, and they want to get their story out there. This guy wanted to talk to us. He was excited about it.

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on select plans. Conditions and exclusions apply. Let's talk about Sederate John. So I was So I get a little sympathy Because I got a bloody ass I'm bleeding generously Because I got a bloody ass

So I was checking on John's show today And a lot of times He'll unlist them But if you have the link already You can still go back and watch them But this is when he privated today So we can't watch it But thankfully, hopefully this is still up

OJ was sniping today and so let's see what John looked like. It's a very different than his normal show. Please still be up. Ah, yes, beautiful. Damn the wall is.

Coo-coo-c-c-ch-choo-c-c-c-choo-c-cchoo. That's right. Potato, orange. Soon I'll figure out how to be the orange. Then I'm going to be the orange. Oh, no. I just started with this filter. Soon I'll be the orange.

I'll be the potato. Ah, we'll see, you know. It's kind of fuck around, you know, be all different kinds. So if you're listening to the show, he looks like an egg with Down syndrome. Yes. It's not a good filter. It looks terrible. And John's never been feeling it feels more.

He's so excited. He's having so much fun as like a child. He's like, we, look at me. I'm a floating egg now. Yeah. There you go. Capiche? Yeah.

This is going to be nice, a nice. He's trying to find a voice. What does he think is happening here? He's workshop and he's trying to find a voice. He's creating characters. He's getting into it. He's been very madly because O.J.'s been sniping his show, so he's been playing this music bed of copyrighted music in the background

so that he can strike OJ or anyone else who's playing it or sniping it. And all of a sudden, he's like, well, what if I use an egg filter? I don't know. What does that solve? What was the problem that you were trying to solve with this? He doesn't like his ugly face. That would be my guess, yeah. That's not what he says out loud, but maybe.

Yeah. I don't know if I could add the background now. Could I change it? I don't know. I don't think I can. Should wait until the show starts to figure this out. Well, let me change the background. No.

I guess, let me see. How do I do that part? Let's watch John toggle things in stream. Yeah, this will be fun. I have a green screen. Let's see. fade there's the dude oh i see i got to try to get the equilibrium here now then i'm going to go away yeah maybe we have a different background you something like that hello everyone and welcome to

another snipe of stuttering john melendez all right so this is a lot of fun i'm sure people will be breaking this down i saw this afternoon so i wanted to uh show you guys what john was up to but really the big news is the following out between John Melendez, and you won't believe this, Vince the lawyer. Oh, no. Who saw this coming? It's that time of the month. Oh, it is.

Okay. Well, it's not that big of a deal. So John is watching Vince the lawyer who's on with Judy, the YouTube lawyer, and some other idiot. Oh, right. And it's very funny because, of course, John had Judy on and as usual was hitting on her. And she was like, all right, I got to go. I got to go. And he just wouldn't let her go.

and it was awkward and everything else. And so they're kind of like recounting this now with Vince the lawyer. They're playing clips from Point Dabble Point. We're making fun of it and everything. And then Vince starts to give a little background on his relationship with John Melendez. And he had the ethics complaint against me. I had a lawsuit. He eventually settled the lawsuit and he lost the ethics complaint that got dismissed.

And now we're friend. no we're not friends well that's good you can come back to the friendship as long as he's not harboring or either one of you we're harboring these grievances underneath that

I love that John's watching the show as if they're watching him back he thinks it's on the panel what no we're not friends anyone's listening to me we're not friends why are they ignoring me stop talking he thinks if he shouts over them

we can't hear them so I love that Vince is like yeah you know he put in the ethics complaint against me. I sued him, and we settled, and now we're buddies. Like, what? We are not friends. And he'll go on to explain to Vince, who sends him a super chat, that, no, they are definitely donezo.

I'm sorry, Dwarfi, you're done. You're done. I trusted you. I asked you to not share my text, and what happens? even on the text that you shared it says do not share and you still shared it i mean you have a serious mental illness do you realize how crazy you are lorry probably does i mean do you realize how insane you are there's an old saying in tennessee i know it's in texas probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once.

Shame on shame on you. It fooled me. We can't get fooled again. Yeah, it can't get fooled again. As Georgia Bush so eloquently put it. Holy shit. This guy is sitting there going, can you believe he's sharing text messages with Tuki? Yes. Of course I believe that.

That's why what I did is I stopped texting with Vince of the lawyer. I went, oh, this guy's a scumbag. I'll just stop texting with him. John keeps following for it. He'll be back again in his buddy. I'm sure it'll happen again. But I love the outrage where John's like, guys, I'm going to let you out of secret.

Vince is not really my friend. He's trolling me and he's a scumbag. I'm glad you. He finally got caught up, John. Welcome. Welcome to what everybody knows. So then John finds out that O.J. is sniping him. And he's very upset about this.

A lot of this program from last night is him getting very, very angry with OJ for sniping him and then he starts arguing with the fake OJ in the chat and this is great because you can't even see the chat you just hear the one-sided argument that's going on with a guy who's not even arguing with him. I don't care. Yeah, that I heard.

Yes, you did. Yeah, because you're killing my content. Oh, I'm trashed. and please don't come see me. No, I didn't. I don't care. Come, I can't wait to meet you. I can't wait to meet you.

You kidding me? So this is what John's show has become. Now, of course, we've taken out the music bed that's really obnoxious and is a short loop. It's like being on hold, and the music is eight seconds. and it just keeps relooping like, fuck. So it's really, his show's gotten terrible.

It's hard to listen to. He even admitted that in the show today. He's like, I know. This music's annoying. It's annoying to me, too. So O.J.'s ruining his show. A fake O.J. is ruining his show by having an argument with him that doesn't actually exist, that we can only hear one side of.

And John's hurt because O.J. promised he wouldn't snipe him anymore. You know, not the real O.J., but a guy whose avatar is the same and named obnoxious John, promised he wouldn't. you know, he promised me he wouldn't. I was trying to be a civil human being to the guy. Just be nice. You know, all right, look, dude. He goes, I won't snipe you at night.

What does he do? But I'm the bad guy. Say a lot to the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. So say good night to the bad guy. It's say goodnight to the bad guy. God damn it. You sound so stupid. And it's go-goo-goo-gooob. Yes, it's go-goo-gooob. I didn't want to bring that up.

God damn it. he uses that phrase so many times and he gets it wrong he's trying to make like a tree and get out of here and just one more question can't get any i know none of these things are the correct thing yeah just like how the duke dies at the end of the movie in this scene he's the bad guy he is actually the bad guy so what you're saying works against you all right well someone superchats him a uh just a dollar amount it's not the dollar amount of the super chap but they put a dollar amount in the super champ. It happens to be how much money

Shulie and I have raised at Fight the dabbler.com. Thank you very much for the very generous support and helping us with our legal battle against John Melendez and his frivolous lawsuit. And of course, John, uh, he doesn't like it when he sees how much money

we've raised for our amazing attorney, Danny. 34,800 raised. Lady Kay's right about, uh, Judy, Mr. Egg. Yeah, well, more money for me. Talked to my attorney today. We won. Hector Kinkle.

That's what I was wondering. Nothing's been filed since September 21st. All right. So we've been out a few weeks now where really nothing's changed or anything like that. And John's going, because he always says what he thinks other people would be upset about. So he's like, that's going to be my money. Talk to my attorney today about it. You did?

Why? Why would you need to talk to your attorney today? I'm lonely Yeah, right That's what it really comes down to I can only imagine Being this guy's attorney Like John, I told you yesterday

The day before last week The week before that Until December We have nothing to talk about Everything has been filed Has been filed Fuck lose my number You know what

Call me on Veterans Day And I'll let you know If you can have all cause money Right yeah right That's how that works But he says that He throws that shit in there So that we'd be like

Oh He talked to his attorney today Oh, well, that I'm fucked. That's what's going on. Let's find out what that conversation with his attorney actually was. It was like I was talking to my lawyer. And he's like, John, no offense. I'm a fan.

But why? Why do they watch you every second? I go, I don't know. I said, because he goes, I wouldn't. I go, that's because you're normal. You understand that's not a good conversation. that you're having. His attorney's like, I've seen your program.

Why would anyone watch this? He goes, I don't know. I wouldn't either. Yeah, like, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. He shows garbage. Would anyone watch this thing? I don't think John even does what he's saying right there for being honest.

So we're going to see something that we see quite often. Now, John's very upset with obnoxious John. Now, again, it's not the real obnoxious John, but obnoxious John keeps giving him $1.99 at the time when he super chats. And that's very insulting for the same. the duke he goes well i super chat you two bucks two fucking bucks things got real wet coming out of his mouth right there so this whole thing is crazy to me john is striking oj he wants to take his channel down he's putting this music bed that ruins his

show in order to strike oj he's very pissed off about this and i always wonder when things like this are happening is like is there a remedy can we figure something out that's going to fix this because the two dollar super chats obviously is not doing it up at the 20 up at the 50 then we got a deal then snide me all you want he goes well i i super chat you two bucks that's amazing you're telling me 20 bucks and this is not a problem anymore

snipe me all you want and then he thought about it's maybe 50 i can't think of the last time i was so worked up about something that saliva was shooting out of my face and I'm screaming into the void. Maybe it was the bills. And, well, and then somebody goes, what if I gave you 50 bucks? I'm like, oh, then everything's great.

Sorry about that. Then no more problems. You know what I mean? Like, 50 bucks can't solve problems like that in my life. But for a very poor loser, like John Melendez, who's hooked on Bush Light. No, he did quit drinking.

We'll get into that. Apparently, $50 solves everything. Good to know. So you heard him talking earlier when he was having that one-sided argument. Apparently, John has a stand-up show coming up somewhere near the Cleveland area, which is where OJ lives.

And so the fake OJ, and possibly the real OJ, I don't follow that closely, is saying they're going to go to John's stand-up show. You know how John feels about people coming to a stand-up show. He printed out photos of Kevin Brennan and Tommy Jordan

and gave them to the stress factory to be like, don't let these assholes in unless they're wearing a good mask. If they got a good mascot, then they're allowed in. So what's see how he handles knowing that O.J. might come to one of his shows. I'm not going to tell him to not let you in. Quite the contrary. I'm going to tell him, let you in.

I can't wait to have a talk with you. You understand that? Let your ass in. I'm going to say, please, I'll get you. I'll comp you. I'll comp you Come Say hi to me before the show

Now the reason why I play that So we can all remember when John plays the victim again Yeah When OJ actually does show up to the show And he's wearing his stupid OJ face covering thing And Jeff's like, whoa! Get this guy out of here Security to Chad Zumach, invited him over And then called the cops when he came

Yep I mean this is what John always says with Kevin Brennan and Patrick Melzney. He's like, well, I only went to your house because you invited me. So here it is. The official invite. In fact, cop tickets. I wonder if that's a plus one involved in that, too. OJ's quite the ladies, man.

So he might want to bring a date to this thing. Hey, you want to go troll the guy that I troll the internet and real person? This is why I love you, O.J. What girl doesn't fall for that? So it seems fun. Let's find out. John recently got some money from YouTube. He's feeling really good about it, you know,

because the money's flowing. As you guys can see, a buck 99 at the time. But he's concerned about the cut Google is taking. And I got to agree with Pinky here. And it's very rare that I agree with Pinky. But I will tell you, YouTube takes. 39% I mean

last month I made close to 8 grand and I'm left with fucking not even close to that what the fuck someone has got to complain about this

sounds like you're doing seriously like something's got to be done this is a fucking monopoly you know there is a solution You know, there is a solution to this, John. It's called supertip.g.g.g. slash wATP is where you can go to support this very program. And the reason why I remember when Melton was kind of rolling this out and other shows were started to use it,

there were certain people in this dabbleverse who thought this must be against Google's terms of service. They're like, there's no way YouTube is allowing you guys to go around the super chat system and put supertips in. Yeah, for this very reason. Because monopolies are illegal. And Google is more scrutinized than most companies when it comes to monopolistic principles and patterns that they have. So, yeah, there is a way around it. There's also Rumble other platforms that you can use. I just, I want to hear this liberal journalist keep explaining why he's not getting the fair share of his paycheck that he's earned.

And why he doesn't want to have to pay for these communists. services that we all, you know, enjoy in that he should be able to, you know, find a way around that. I'd like him to keep going with that. Adam, it's funnier. I didn't even pull the clip because I didn't want to get into the politics of it. But he goes, could you imagine if you worked for a company that took 30% of your wages before you even got them? Like, yeah, that actually does happen, John. It's called the government. And they take that. And you don't see it come out of your checks. So you think it's just normal. But it's not. The IRS did not exist. You think the chats are just going to clean themselves?

they need to pay for this stuff. They need to get in there and clean it up. Right. That's exactly what's happening. So what's crazy is that John thinks that O.J., not just YouTube, but O.J. is also stealing his money. Skull Ruse today. Please stop bullying O.J.

Really? He's going to take away my revenue. He is going to take away my show and just sit there and call me an asshole with that stupid fucking smoke-filled gritty fucking esophagus fucking tartish voice. Why does John think that O.J. stealing his revenue? Can anyone explain that to me? Why does John think O.J. sounds like Benny Loco. Yeah, that was the Benny Loco impression. I know. I noticed that, a little hack. But I'm confused

why John thinks that, you know, if people weren't super chatting OJ, They'd certainly be giving them that money to Johns. No, definitely not. They like OJ, and they want to watch him, and they want to super chat him. And John still gets the same number of viewers that he always has on his live views. OJ gets more viewers than he does sniping him. But I don't think that those hundreds of people would all of a sudden end up in John's chat. They're just like, oh, cool, OJ's making fun of the John.

Let's watch that. And John's turned that into, oh, you're taking money out of my pocket by doing this thing. The old zero-sum game argument that's not true and doesn't exist. I teased this earlier. John has decided to stop drinking, which I'm really excited about. I'm very proud of him for this. Yes, I am not drinking. I gave up drinking.

Good. I stopped drinking except for green tea and water. Okay. And protein shakes. beautiful john i'm so happy for you you know a lot people at the age of 60 dr drew will tell you this once you hit that age you're kind of set in your ways it's not like you're going to change habits it's all of a sudden to be like you know what getting sloppy drunk on the internet on cheap beer every night's not for me i'm going to stop

doing that so thank goodness he's decided to uh quit drinking oh wait 15 minutes later all right fuck good i was sober for one day let's go And then this is the great tell of an alcoholic when he's very proud of himself. Skull. First beer of the night. I mean, it's 7 o'6. It's 7 o'clock. Saying 706 is like saying you're 5.7.5.

Yes. You're not fooling anyone with this. 0-706. All right, yeah. You did it pretty well today, John. Congratulations. And he's taking credit for that. And not only that, he's pissed because he was told by OJ.

OJ goes, I'll tell you what, John, here's the deal. If you stream during the day, I'm going to snipe you. But if you stream at night, I won't snipe you. And so John goes, all right, that sounds fair. Again, this is not the real OJ talking deal, but whatever. So John's, like, pissed up because he decided like, all right, cool, that's the deal we have. I'll stream at nighttime. please answer me the question

please answer me the question he's the word Smith he's a teacher just everybody knows who are just tuning in obnoxious John says I only snip you during the day I'm not going to snipe you at night what does he do

I show up at night and what does he do I stay sober all day and I snipe at night and what does He do. He sniped me. Poor John. He stayed sober all day for this.

He just can't get to break this guy. Am I starting to come around on John? Maybe Aaron's right. I've been wrong about John this whole time. He's such a good dude. And he doesn't even want to have to strike people's channels, but they leave him no choice. So what are you going to do?

I have one more clip out here. Because anyone who's watching this segment is thinking the same thing. This John fella really smart. guy. I wonder how smart he is. Well, John's going to give us an update on that. Play the song as many times as your IQ is. Well, my IQ is about

think about a, what was it, 158 last time I checked. You think you had it written on the ceiling? I think that's why he was looking for that. What I love about that is first off, the last time I checked, how do you check your IQ. Is that like checking

the fluids in your car? Yeah, it's like a home test. Yeah, yeah, let me check my IQ. Let me check my IQ. Secondly, John is so stupid. He forgot the number that he used to make up about his IQ was 161. It's 161. It's that 158. Last time I checked, what's your IQ?

He's mapping out his IQ. I was a 134 on the Stern show. Then I was a 165. Now I'm a 161. Now I'm a 158. That's not how IQ works. Stop talking about IQ, John. You're stupid. You don't even how to brag about being smart that's how stupid you are you can't convince anyone that you're intelligent and am i just watching a pre-recorded screen that you made so you didn't have to be on

the show today what's going on i'm just so shocked did you see how grossed he was how grossed out he was when he went to drink like his body was like repulsed by it he was making these grossed out faces not the like the bush light yeah he wasn't like ah it wasn't that like i'm thirsty now I'm hydrated. His body was, like, recoiling from it. And then he looked sad when he took that sip. He didn't look like it was a relief. Grandpa, take your medicine.

Come on, Grandpa, you got to take your meds. I'd rather have green tea, damn it. Yeah. I'm just trying to work out and drink water all day. When you're just trying to maintain, it's a really sad thing to watch. Yeah, it's not great. Well, we bummed out Adam. Hopefully.

Sorry, I'm just rethinking. some of my own life choices and it was just it was a lot all right fair enough um bill burr does not know how to start a podcast it's crazy to me how opi-esque this is hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast for monday fuck it november 10th 2025 what's going on how are you how's it going what's what's going on in your world what's going on in your world i'm fucking watching a little bit of NFL football i was waiting for the why do you talk that way what's he just yeah why is he doing this thing where it's so singing songy can you believe it's the podcast relax buddy he doesn't

do that throughout the show obviously i think it's a little sing-zongy from time to time but it's just a really awkward way to start the show and you would think he's been doing it for over a decade you would think he'd be better at this by now well here's what I picked up that he um does start his show like this and he has always done it in a kind of free form lighthearted way it was similar to Opie

always but now that he is masking anger pain and resentment it sounds like Opie like he always laughed in the beginning but now when he does it's pushing and it sounds like he's hiding something so it's very opi-like and we're just picking up on it there's an undercurrent that's very interesting to notice because from time to time he slips and he starts complaining about the things that are bothering him and it's still this blowback from the riyadh comedy festival he can't believe that people haven't just gone along with him and forgiven him and

moved on he's convinced himself that people actually don't dislike him that it's just bots that some guy programmed to make it look like people dislike him he repeats it over and over again he's really having a hard time coming to terms with this his views are down substantially when i was pulling clips yesterday of this show this episode that came out monday morning had 7700 views on it he's got a million subs he's a very popular guys one of the most popular comedians in the world and his podcast he's been doing for over a decade has 7,700 views on it on YouTube, and then you go to the comments section,

and it's brutal. No one there is enjoying the program. Everyone's annoyed with this guy. And so I do think that he's trying to mask that and trying to act like, everything's cool, I'm not worried about it at all, with all of this fake laughter, all this over the top, cracking himself up.

The Arizona Cardinals, the all-white uniform, is the shit. That takes me back to when they were the saint, Louis Cardinals with Mel Gray, O.J. Anderson, Jim Hart, Neil Lomax, Dan Deirdoff. That was my favorite time in Dan Dierdorf's career when he played football because you couldn't hear him talking. See, that was a joke about how Dan Diedorf was a color analyst on television for a long time covering these football games.

So Bill didn't care for that. He liked it better when he wasn't talking. it's not until the fake laughter starts that you realize how bad it is like you've said to podcast alone yeah it becomes very apparent when that happens i think bill might be the worst at him and i have reasons for thinking that but he's coming up with these premises and as he's going on through his show that aren't that interesting he's talking about how guys who play on the line are perceived as dumb in football. So he's talking about like the shit talking that goes down on the football field.

You know, when some guy crossed the line, he's like, I'm going to fucking run you over. Well, yeah. I mean, what else you're going to do? Get a job as an accountant, you dumb fuck. I've been saying Opie, but that was stuttering, John. You're dumb fuck. He even did that.

The Muttley. What are you doing to do? Get his job as an accountant? It's not that funny. Are counties the smartest people in the world? I don't think so. But I'm not sure what that joke is. But he told that joke that caught him off guard.

So many times he just tickles himself. It's amazing how this happens. I could talk into a microphone for three hours and never say something. I'm just like, holy shit. I just said that. Can you believe it? Does everyone else believe in this? but not only is he tickled by this,

but he decides that this could be his next gig. I can guarantee you that has never been said on a football field, but that would be fantastic. Hey, any offensive linemen out there, I would love to write some jokes for you. There you go. There's the job. The offensive linemen,

they need some witty comebacks on the football field. Hey, guys, no pride of us today. Bill Burr is here with some funny quips. I want y'all to try out against the Steelers today. You guys are ready for this? Is Bill Burr about to list his credits? I think so. I think that's what's coming up next.

He actually, oh, that's funny you say that because the next part of this is him talking about how he wrote for award shows. And he really enjoyed when the presenter had to read his joke and see if they told it right and if it got a reaction and stuff. So yeah, kind of. He kind of does go through his credits here. Then he goes on this long rant about the Pittsburgh Penguins, the NHL team. He's not a fan of them.

And he finishes up with this. Other than that, I got no beef with him. Tackle a fucking guy. Okay. So not only is he cracking himself up, but he's watching a football game while he's podcasting. I, for some reason, assumed. I know what you're going to say, Adam, shut up.

Unaccepted. Shut the fuck up, Adam. I know what you're going to say. I assumed that Bill was getting up on Monday mornings and recording a podcast. I don't know why I thought that. He's actually recording it Sunday afternoon. And he can't be bothered to spend an hour in the studio recording a podcast. He's just watching football.

What an asshole. Hold on worse than that, Adam. Worse than the festival is this. This is bad. Now, hold on a second. There have been times when I've watched some sporting events while doing the show. Didn't notice. The Cubs are in the playoffs or the Sabres are out of two-game winning streak.

Whatever, whatever the reason is. What Bill is watching, because he explains this to us, is he's watching the Seahawks play the Cardinals. And I guess he has some money on the Seahawks. The Seahawks are up 38 to 7 after the first half. This game is over. there's no reason to invest he's a new england patriots fan there's no reason to be to care about this if he has a bet on it he's won his bet so it's not an interesting game at all so very easy like oh good i can turn this off and do my podcast he's got some stories to tell us but no no no he's

constantly distracted throughout this entire show that he does i tell you that separates mike Brable, I feel from like 98%. That's a false start. What the fuck? Sorry. Cardinals driving. I should stay on for this whole half if they come back. Anyway.

So this is a thing that's going on throughout the podcast, where he's just being distracted by the television and then yelling out things that are happening. This doesn't come out until Monday morning. anyone who's interested in this game knows what happened. They watched it. They watched highlights. They read about it. So this is not good content for anyone involved.

And I would think a guy like Bill Burr would recognize this because he's kind of on the hot seat right now. Fewer people are listening to a show, but a lot more people are tuning in to be like, fuck this guy. Is he bringing up Riyadh anymore? Is he ever going to actually talk about this and address things that he's being criticized for is you're going to continue to say it's the bots and that he doesn't deserve any of this criticism so the haters i would say are tuning in and what does he do he gets distracted watching football for long periods of time i'll tell you i mean i don't know what i'm talking about

right now because i just have my second cup of coffee and um that's an incomplete pass baby incomplete pass there you go there you go what is it now third and goal Um Yeah, I had a couple of our Jesus Christ I'm surprised I didn't call that Where was his hand? No, that was fine What is the rule?

You can't have it on his hip and pull him around He was kind of doing that I don't know Why the fuck would you run it there? It was third goal And they were like on their own seven yard lines And they ran it up the gut I don't know

That was fucking bizarre Anyway I know I have the TV on I'm getting distracted here Oh you do know that That wasn't a super cut That was all one That was just one clip 60 seconds

Of him just staring at the TV And going I wouldn't have ran that play Wait was that holding They didn't call it Well they could have called it He's gonna start arguing with himself And I know Adam thinks I'm a hypocrite

he's calling me out for this. But could you imagine if I was in the minutia of the Cubs game, where I watch it and going like, see, says it's outside, man. I think that touched the strike zone right there. Can we see a replay on that? Yep, I knew it. That should have been called a strike on there.

I get excited when I run is scored or something. We move on immediately. But Bill is just completely entranced by the... Yeah, you correctly pointed out that that has nothing to do with the nature of the game or how high stakes it is. It's just the ignoring of the people around you or your audience. That's so rude and unforgivable. So I picked up on something that Bill is doing throughout this episode.

And listen closely because he keeps getting distracted. Anyway, I know I have the TV on. I'm getting distracted here. The fuck was I talking about. Nothing important. Anyway, I had a quick acting gig. I'm back in L.A. So I picked up on something.

I haven't done this in a long time. but I have put together a super cot for us because this is what Bill Burr's podcast is in November of 2025 is just this guy distracting himself and then trying to get back on track with this crutch word. Anyway.

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Um, um, um, anyway, um, anyway, anyway, anyway, um, um, anyway, um, anyway, um, anyway, um, anyway, um, anyway, um, anyway, um, anyway, anyway, um, 28 times in a 60-minute-long podcast, he says, anyway, uh, anyway, um, I'm telling you, he says, Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. I'm telling you he might be the worst podcaster out there right now. Especially of the big names.

Especially the guys have been doing it for this long with the sponsorship deals that he has and everything. This is garbage. I notice he's only down to four fonts. I think he was listening to Adam. That is impressive. Yes. Doesn't look as chaotic as it did. Why do you think he believes?

Pete Davidson is getting a pass and can joke about it publicly and he's not. I think that's what he's wrestling with. He's so insulated in this bubble because I was talking about this with Drew yesterday on his show. And Drew's like,

doesn't he have other friends who are comics that he can talk to about this? They're like, hey, sit him down and like, Bill. This is what you're doing wrong. I think he's beyond that. I don't think he's hanging with his old comic buddies because, yeah, almost everyone else there's a couple exceptions almost everyone else who performed at this

react comedy festival the fans of them have forgiven them and moved on and bill they are still and and you know there's a lot of good reasons for that the way bill has handled this all the things that bill has said waiting up to taking that gig you know in fact you know it goes back to complaining about uh comics calling out other comics on podcasts and stuff we talked about this before this is really bothering him two things that blow my mind comedians trashing other comedians in in specials and on podcast just the cannibalism of that and then also watching like states hating other states it's like did we learn anything have we learned anything I just don't understand it.

All right. Touchdown fucking Cardinals. Bill is very hurt that other comics are calling him out or even talking about him. He's very upset about this. Well, our buddy Unique pointed out that he was brought up on a recent episode of the Joe Rogan experience. And Joe Rogan is now weighing in on Bill performing at the Read Comedy Festival. he's an interesting guy

I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai me you mean Saudi Arabia Dubai I don't even go to San Francisco I know I don't even go to

Glenn down Yeah you think I'm going to go to No no no I think if you Chase money When you have money Then money owns you Yeah

My time is what's valuable to me And also, I'm not down with that whole thing. No. There's definitely a whitewashing. You're, you know, Schultz has a great argument. You're going to see your fans. Like, just because this is put on by a government that does bad things or has done bad things,

guess what? Your government does bad things too. So even Joe Rogan is going. And yeah, yeah, this is not a good look. And there's no reason why a guy like Bill Burr, who's a very wealthy man, needed to take this gig. Again, working for billionaires, the people that he always hates on, nonstop on the show. And it just seems very hypocritical for this. And Joe makes a good point, man.

If you've got all the money in the world and you're still chasing money and trading in your values for money, then what are you doing? What is money doing for you at that point? It can't be making you happier. I don't think Bill's all that happy right now. What game was Joe Rogan watching? It's funny. You know, Joe Rogan never mentioned a score or what the down and distance was. It's crazy how that works.

Interesting. So let's get back to Bill Burr and his opiisms because he was just up in another city up north shooting some acting work he was doing. But I was up in, I was. Up in Vancouver, Canada, and, oh, now it's fourth and gold. Okay, now it's fourth and goal. I mean, this is nonstop throughout the podcast. Vancouver. Oh, that makes it funny.

Now you're interesting again. Because you said something sing-songy. Good stuff. His wife went with him to Vancouver and try to follow this conversation. He's telling a little anecdote of him and his wife walking down the street. My lovely wife came up because she, She's just the best. She came up.

We had an awesome time when I wasn't working. And she was walking down the street going like, what a fuck didn't you run it in? It was fucking wide open. Why didn't you just run it in? Anyway. That's what his wife said? What was she talking about?

What did you just run it in? Is that how she talks to you? You let her talk to you like that? Yeah, that seems kind of, uh, odd that she would do that. So he tells this whole story about being up there with his wife and they walked down this one street and there's someone smoking crack in broad daylight in Vancouver.

And this is his hot take on that. They don't criminalize doing drugs. They view it as a disease. So they don't arrest you for doing that. They try to get your help. She goes, yeah. And I go, yeah, so that's what that looks like. What was funny about that?

They're suffering. He needs a round of waiter. He needs someone to bounce things off of. This show is horrible. And it's one thing for him to sit there and crack himself up and say, Vancouver but the way he's getting distracted by everything that's going on on TV

and he's getting mad about shit what the fuck was that after a goal line stand what do you do to reward your defense you come out and you throw a fucking defense a fucking interception oh you motherfucker

I actually did great this week I'll get back to the drug. Oh, it hit a helmet. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. We're not watching the game with you, idiot.

What part of this? If this was a live stream and I was watching the game with him, that'd be one thing. I'll watch a football game with Bill Burr, I guess. You know? Bill's got their asses kicked by the dolphins. Might as I get more depressed. What else am I going to do? But no, we can't even see what he's looking at.

And he's arguing with things. And that one was crazy because he was actually complaining about something that would have gone against his bet. He's forgotten what he's even rooting for on this. He's just yelling at the TV. He just has nothing to talk about. Does he think this makes him relatable, maybe? That's a good question. It's not.

It doesn't. No one likes to watch people watch football if they're not interested in it. Well, even when they are. I think what Bill Burr and Opie and John all have in common is they're trying to not talk about something that they're. really want to talk about. Yes. Very frustrating. It makes everything miserable.

Bill Burr has even said that. He's like, ah, I wish I could talk about this thing. It's like, yeah, go for it. No one's stopping you. Literally no one is stopping you. That acting gig in Vancouver wasn't going to fire you because you spoke your mind. He pointed out those homeless people. Is he going to say anything about it?

Does he have any thoughts? Any jokes or something? Nope. He just goes, you know, if you go conservative, you go all the way this way. You put him in jail. And then you go liberal. You go all the way this way. Give him needles.

I didn't know that. So then he decides like, all right, I'm off the rails here. Maybe I should check my notes and see what else I wanted to talk about. What else? Was there anything else? Yeah, I found like a bunch of good coffee shops when I was up there in Vancouver. And then also I'm psyched to get back because now I'm done for the year. I don't have anything else really to do.

Good stuff. Yeah, we can tell. He literally talks about coffee shops, but not in a way that's compelling or interesting. There's this place I found in Vancouver. If you're ever there, you know, nothing like that. Just like, yeah, we found some good coffee shops. Coffee was good. Jesus Christ.

You're daring people to listen to this show in its entirety. Who's still tuned in on this? There's so much out there to listen to. Then he's talking about playing drums and learning songs. That's one of his hobbies. And this clip just includes all of the hits for us. I finally just Googled the same way I Googled how to forgive people. Which, like I said, I can't wait to see just that Google alone,

how much that's going to change the type of ads that are sent my way. You fucking cunt, the fucking holding call. Jesus fucking Christ Does anything kill a drive Like a fucking holding call This show is insane Yeah I was shocked by it

I'm like let me check it I'm Bill Burr You know it's been interesting Since the fallout I'm curious if he's gonna put Extra effort in And try to get back on his feet or something He has phoned this in

To a degree Unfathomable I'm shocked It is infuriating But it also is the only time He sounds like he's being real about or anything. Yeah, he likes watching football.

Yeah. Which is great. Do that on your time. I like watching football too. Oh, I couldn't agree more. It's great. On a podcast during the Bills game, Adam, stop shaking your head at me. I can't help the schedule of playoffs when the Cubs are in for the first time in five years.

You can help your focus. You can shift that. What I'm surprised at is how come he thinks that it's okay, like Chad Zumach, to just openly talk about how you don't want to be doing this show. Yeah. Why would we want to hear that? Bert Kreischer does the same thing. We're just like,

oh, it wouldn't be great if we don't have to podcast anymore? He's talking to Tom Sigura. Wouldn't that be awesome? It's like, oh, so you're just in a prison? It's like Aaron Immol. Oh, so you just created a prison for yourself? You're self-employed, you don't have to do anything.

And we don't have to listen. Right, which is the beauty, but I do. So, of course, Bill can't help it. He gets off on what he really is, what's really on his mind, what he's really thinking about. So unless you think that we're just speculating, that all the stuff is going on in the back of Bill's head

and we don't know what's actually going on. Oh, no, it comes to the surface, as it always does. Yeah, I have come to the conclusion that the internet is fucking evil. And it's how they, not like on purpose. It's just negative controversy and people screaming and yelling each other. But it's the only way to get views because it's just so much shit.

How are we going to stand out? Do something positive and be nice to people. People, no one wants to see that. That's not entertaining. I like when you see this where someone flips and they're beloved and they can do no wrong and everyone loves everything they're doing. And then all of a sudden they have a misstep and people criticize them and they're floored by it. Like you didn't know this was happening to.

Brendan Schaub and Bert Kreischer. He didn't know that there's tons of people. All of a sudden, Bill's like, this internet thing, holy shit, these people are negative. What the fuck? There's people criticizing people out here. Can you believe that? Going on, it's just actually just humans.

The internet's just humans. That's also one of the best things about the internet. It's the great leveling of the playing field. You know, I get to hear Opie complain about the same things that Carmic X talks about, who was a chatter. And now it's been, it took a six months of street. for him to just block everyone and he's having the same process except he's Bill Burr and he's still letting us in on it it's fascinating he can't help himself like he's obviously very upset like this

has emotionally he's not well because it keeps coming up he keeps talking about how mean everyone is on the internet so I don't know other than people like fucking doing crazy tricks on skateboards or doing shit athletically or musically it's just kind of like human beings being mean to each other So, I am, I'm trying to avoid it. I'm trying to avoid it. Yeah. Well, don't read the comment section. That would be my advice.

For starters. But that is so much of a, if I don't laugh, I'll cry right there. So they're just mean to each other. It's so sad. I didn't get it. We're allowed to watch skateboards, music, and penguins. What was it? Athletic endeavors, I believe, was the other one.

I don't want to fuck that up. What we're watching here is, just like all of our favorite pals, somebody doing a show against their will. The only reason they're doing the show is because then the haters win. Well, also, I think, because Bill has a lot of sponsors, probably with contracts and things. Oh, yeah, we're not used to that. That helps a lot also. He's obligated. He's got all these ad reads and that steady income for him.

so he's kind of obligated to do it, but he does not want to be there. He does not want to be doing this at all. And he's still, for whatever reason, blaming the bots, no one will tell him otherwise. I don't even know what the fuck I need, but I don't need to be going around fucking upset about shit. I don't even know what it is and be,

and get myself all fucking worked up over something a fucking robot said or a bot. I really want those fucking nerds. Just ask them the question, And like, why do you do that shit? I'm pausing it real quick. So that was very telling right there. I don't need to get all worked up about this stuff that wasn't even written by a person.

It's written by a robot. This is what his agent or his manager or his wife or someone is telling him to sue them. Oh, Bill, you're still reading comments again? It's not even a person. It's all AI. What are you even worried about? So now he's coming up with this idea that there's someone who's in charge of programming these bots. and the only reason why they spend time programming them

is the fuck with Bill Burr. Like, you just go around trolling your own countrymen. You can't see what that's doing to people. No. Someone's getting their feelings around the internet. That's too bad. You people are really tearing me apart and intentional grounding. Yeah, right, exactly.

There's a receiver in the area. What the fuck, ref? I hope they review this. So he finally does catch himself because he realizes he's spiraling and then he's saying all the quiet parts out loud. And then when something positive happens and people try to bring people together, then all of a sudden you give a fuck about human rights and start demonize. Oh, how do fuck could you do that? How do fuck could you tear your own country apart? You cunts.

Oh, am I ever going to let that go? Wasn't I talking about forgiveness? I think I was. I think I was All right I'm off the rails here I'm just babbling Wow

Yeah Babble babble babble babble Babble babble babble He really is becoming Opie's so bitter And everything bothers him And the only thing that's different Is that he doesn't have a live chat

To read If Bill was doing a live stream And he was reading the chat And he was reading the chat And pulling them up Periodically like Opie does it'd be the same show.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's crazy how bitter he's gotten. Did you hear what he said there at the end? He's like, y'all go around living your lives, and then finally something good happens to someone. Mm-hmm. What was the good thing that happened?

You got paid? Yeah, that gig. Yeah. That's the good thing. That was just for you. Bill, we didn't all get to enjoy that. We're not there with you. That was just you.

No, the only reason why people were upset with them is because they just want to ruin his good time. And it has nothing to do with the hypocrisy. and be it against everything he's always stood for. I got the message from all the other nerds that said time to harsh his buzz, so I put on a hat and I did what I could. Yep.

And Bill will watchers would be like, see, I told you! All right, let's get into Opie stop. Oh, man, for the man. For the man, for the man, for the bad, for the man. Bah,

this is becoming your beat. You do a fantastic job of covering the opster. You just sent me over a clip while we were on the show. Is that where you want to start things off today? That'd be a great place. It will pick up right where you left off on Saturday when you were watching them discuss their favorite bagel orders. Well, it was a very funny clip, and it reminded me of this other similar podcast I had seen also do a similar bit. So we're going to watch them both and decide which one we like best.

Do you take part in the bagel-in-law? Oh, I All right, you want to know my bagel order? This is the good stuff. This is why people are tuning in. All right, my bagel order. Everything bagel. Huh?

Okay, I'm following you. Right there. That's an amateur move. Smear. What are you guys called a smear? A smear cream cheese, right? Okay. Then you take the capes

and you push them into the cream cheese, right? Push them in because you don't want them rolling off your fucking bagel. You lost me, but go ahead. And then a nice, thinly sliced piece of salmon. Lox. I call it salmon.

And they go, you mean locks? They go, no. Salmon. You're a piece of salmon, thinly sliced. And then you got to toast, obviously, the bagel too. I forgot that part. That's my bagel order. What do you put, like, on your bagel? I do peanut butter. I love peanut butter.

I, like, I just do cream cheese and locks peanut butter is good but maybe onions usually cream cheese I like chive cream cheese it's kind of like it's like a good flavor to it so yeah I do like that I don't like the green stuff in it yeah I don't like cream cheese like at all

what even is it like is there any flavor I know I've had the cream cheese and it tastes good but is that the actual chive flavor I think the scallions and the everything bagel like match perfectly together and I'm a big fan of like everything bagels big scalyan guy over here

Is that like the green cheese they usually use? The empty foodie boys. Good call, Adam. This is the conversation I want from these guys. Do they take it seriously? No one's arguing. They're just like, yeah, yeah, I'm also a big cream cheese guy. No one said fuck peanut butter.

Yep. No, it's good. It's good stuff. And then they had a sponsor, provide them with bagels, and then they ate them on the air and let you hear the crunch of each one and then rated them like they were on a show. It is a show, I guess, but yeah. Yeah.

Are people still watching this, MD Foodie Boys? Is this still a thing? It's not as popular as it once was, but I'm glad it exists. I like it, too. I'm a fan. All right, let's go back to the 6th of November and find out what the Opster was talking about, what he was up to last week. It's nice to see Opie doing what he's supposed to be doing, hosting, introducing the radio

stick that he is known for and he really excels at it here we're going to start a little differently today i got my friend michael g potter um i met him at strawberry fields when i was doing my other live stream where i just wander around like an idiot all over new york finding interesting people and messing with new yorkers and i ran into michael g potter who uh performs live at uh strawberry fields every what every afternoon well now daylight savings i'm gone it's on the weekends in the morning. Oh, yeah, I forgot. And now good old day, like, yeah, the sun goes down at the, what, 2.30 in the afternoon. I forgot.

Your fangs come out. My fangs come out. And so he live streams from Strawberry Fields on the weekends now. And my live stream from home, too. Oh, you live stream from home. Yeah, yeah. Where's your home? Richmond Hill. What's your dress?

He'll docks me, but Michael's going to start this live at Gep Hearts with a little what you're going to do? You're going to do some Dillon? All right, check out our new friend Michael G. Potter. Well, he really did his homework on that one. Really good prep, Opie, for that.

I ran to this guy one time, and I'm going to tell you all about him. Nope, nope, nope, none of that's correct. Oh, okay. Every bit wrong. And now he's about to play. Opie discovered this guy named Mustard back in the day, this homeless guy, who came in and sang Radiohead's creep on the acoustic guitar. And he had this, like, all the top, the way he sang it.

Oh, my, Creel. the whole fucking stupid thing. Adam would have liked it. And Opie decided he was going to make a star out of him. He's like, Mustard, you and me, we're going to go places. And he really, like, took him under his wing. And then it turned out that mustard was a drug-addicted homeless person, so it didn't really work out well.

But I'm wondering if Opie's seeing a similar thing in this gentleman, where he's going, all right, this guy is a busker. He's a loser. I can fix it. I can help him out with my platform. You're exactly right, because he's a famous artist. supposedly Opie, who goes around town casting the unleashed New York City. And what he can find is the one person standing there with a microphone going,

help me, help me, help me. And he's like, I found that guy, the one that everyone can see. And there's a reason that no one's helping him at the moment. And you're going to see that as he starts to play this Bob Dylan song in the next clip. Let me just remind you guys that the first line of this song is, well, it ain't no use to sit in wonder why, babe. Okay. Michael G. Potter. And there ain't no use in turning on.

No, there ain't no use in calling our name. Like you never done before. You know what? I got to start. I got to do that over. I'm sorry, man. This is live, right? This is going great.

this is quite awkward. Awkward! No, no, no, no. Let's acknowledge that it was awkward. No, no, no, no, no. Now I'm battling over your vocal. I just want to acknowledge how awkward that was. Michael G. Potter is going to try again, man.

So here we go. Michael G. Potter, live at Kippeis. This is sitting one to why, baby. There it is. Thank you. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. This episode could be hard to listen to.

I knew you'd be upset as soon as I saw he was singing a Dylan. I know you feel about Bob Dylan. I had a feeling that you wouldn't live up to your expectations on that. I also love Opie's musical instincts. It was like the guy finally said the line right. And that's when Opie jumped in with, okay, shut it down. Shut up. Hold on.

No, no, no, no. This is where I shine, where I talk about how you suck. Yeah, you start playing over me when I said how awkward it was. Yeah, I know. Jerk. Opie, where I shine is talking about how much you suck. So we have that in common. All right, so let's fast forward to the 10th of November.

Correct. This is the show's intro. And all Opie wants to do is go fishing, but unfortunately he can't. Oh, no. No, no. He's getting crushed by the flu. so we've been taking turns all night just checking on his temperature i you know i i took the 4 a m shift and uh he's out a he's out a cool 102.7 102.7 oh my god i think i worked for 102.7 didn't i

102.7 w n ew your home of rocker yeah so my son's got the uh the call letters of w n ew as his temperature so he was out he was out wow hold a second Mm-hmm. I don't have a teenage son living in my home. Do you need to watch someone who has a fever? Nope. Do you need to have a shift? Nope.

To stare at a kid who's trying to sleep off a fever? No, he gave him the thermometer. He also got this from the flu. The flu shot. He doesn't even have the flu. He took the flu shot and he had a strong reaction to it. Having the reaction to this flu shot. Okay.

I mean, if he's that concerned about it, maybe he should bring him to a hospital or something, in urgent care. But the fact that he just has to take a 4 a.m. shift it's weird the fact that his son is presumably laying there in bed listening to him make jokes about his fever and the call letters from an old station he used to work at is not seeming to be very concerned well i mean it was pretty funny though one of two point seven that could be a frequency out of an fm dial if you think about it you're going to notice this theme about these men trying to not talk about something that just keeps creeping back in the fact that he can't just stay on concern for his son and that turns into wandy w is uh kind of a sickness okay Where are we going next, Adam? Well, he's talking about the Sydney-Sweeney controversy and questioning whether that ad inferred that white people have superior genes. Oh, I thought we were doing a clip from this month.

This is a clip from three months ago? Oh, no, he's just getting in a story. He covers a lot of stuff so he gets the things a little late. This is actually a couple days ago. If they did the same commercial with a piece of ass, that was an African-American, woman is that how you say it these days brown skinned how do you say it i don't know because man there are times my my son goes that's race i'm like what i got this is how we're brought up that's how we used to say things but if uh the same commercial is done with uh with a black woman

piece of ass i've seen them i've seen them we've all seen them would would all the white people be screaming oh are you probably Probably, actually, probably. But God bless Sidney. She sat down for an interview with those blinky, blink guys. Blink, blink, blink, blink. And they said, you want to apologize? And she's like, no, man, I don't want to apologize.

No, I'm not apologizing. I love people that don't want to apologize. I love it. So Sidney is dumb man today. Boom, hot take. Trucker Andy doesn't like it. What is he going on and out about? I don't know.

He doesn't know either. He has no idea. He's like, yeah, you know, people are mad about that. She's a white chick. What if she was a black check? That'd probably be mad about that, too. Good stuff, Opie. There was that thought exercise with you.

It's really important that we did that. This is all going to be a slow burn, but it is going to set fire because he is in a downward spiral. He needs therapy or something. He needs to talk about his childhood and what's going on with him, and he will turn anything into that and that's what we're witnessing right here okay i think i think in this next clip he's talking about sidney sweeney but he's really signaling to us he's got good jeans because she's a piece of ass you could be purple and uh and be a piece of ass i understood that

yeah you did what does he mean by that no idea okay good i was confused for a second but they accuse him of having a purple mouth and he looks right at the camera and says I know all about that oh is he still referencing his purple mouth I've moved out from that holy shit we all moved on from the Sydney Sweeney controversy but here we are Carl all right good point good point I'll try to keep up keep up by slowing down but slowing yeah like to an old man who is isolated alone and haunted by the murders that he's committed in this next one he's wrestling with the six seven that all the kids are saying oh boy and don't worry he's going to to figure it out. Does I have something to do with a basketball player that was six, seven,

and was it in a rap song? I was trying to figure it out right before I turned this thing on. And then I got lost when I was researching the stupid thing. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, we don't need your help on this one. Ope, you can sit this one out. We weren't expecting you to break it wide open for us, to be honest with you. Who says that on their show? Don't come to me for any answers. I'll just get bored and move on. Yeah. Fucking idiot.

Now in this next one, monotone Matt comes in with an interesting chat. He says, thank you for entertaining me, Opie. I've been down in the dumps and you cheer me up. Opie recognizes the opportunity to do some good and focus on a friend. Oh, good. I hope you're doing better, Monotone for real, man. And thanks for the 499. You didn't have to do that part of this.

I would have talked to you anyway, brother. I want you to do all right. John Quartz down there in Philly 999. Holy shit. F all the politicians, 100%. 100%. Thank you. I need more people that agree with my F them all strategy. Okay.

So we don't know what the 6-7 means. No one is telling me what the 6-7 means. 67 is your IQ. I get it. I'm stupid. Jesus. Dude, you're a hack. you're a hack oh my god all right let me uh let me go back to the let me put the ten dollars

on back on the screen all right so uh we don't know what six seven means i don't know that he should be yelling at anyone's a hack no that seems like projection debate he's also thinking himself actually that was a pretty good joke yeah and to your point before this is actually slightly better than bilber it is at least he's focusing he's reading the chat he's kind of i mean he's gets distracted pretty easily, but he's not just watching television and telling you that they're going to go for it on fourth and one, because I don't care about that. My favorite thing is the slight reveal of that his own kids won't tell him what's six-seven means.

Yeah. Does he, does he have children who are alive for that for now and on? Good point. No, no, no. Okay. I was just going along with the narrative. Yeah, the funny thing is, he says his kid has 102.7 degree fever. It's actually zero.

actually zero. Where are we going next, Adam? Well, I want to play that game again where we compare two different podcasts talking about the same topic. And this topic will be politics over the holidays with the family. Oh, gosh, everyone wants to talk about that. And you know the one family member, they're just spewing and spewing and spewing and you hate their political beliefs.

So what do you do? You unfollow them on Facebook. The unfollow over the unfriend. The unfollow means nothing. They don't know you unfollow them. All that means is like you won't see their shit in your feet. The brave people do the unfriend to family members because they see that shit. Things you don't talk about at the Thanksgiving dinner table, politics.

Okay, especially this day and age, one way or the other, you're going to get into an argument. You might lose a friendship or a family relationship. Ixnay on the politics at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Family. Nobody wants to hear all the time. When are you going to get a girlfriend? When are you going to get a boyfriend? To the single people or to the married couple.

When are you going to have kids? Give it a rest for the Thanksgiving dinner. Money. I mean, people, you shouldn't talk about money anyway, but if you're doing well, good for you. But there are so many of us struggling living day to day. Life is shitty with no money. Money issues, Ixnay, leave off the Thanksgiving table and wait. You know, if you're on a diet, good for you.

Just eat less. People love this holiday to chow, to gorge themselves. So let people live, let people be themselves. Shut up about your weight. Things you shouldn't talk about at the Thanksgiving table. That wrapped up to 60 seconds with scorch. Now for the brain cell stimulator. Now, Scorge, I love these coming back.

And I watched this video. I was very excited to see him doing this. It seems like those are all the things he doesn't want to talk about. Yeah. You seem like it. Very specific. Don't talk to me about my weight. About money.

Broadcasting skills. Yeah. I don't want to bring up any of this stuff. It's all very embarrassing for me. When are you going to get married? Don't ask people if they have a job. Don't ask them if they're getting married. Don't ask if they've got their dick wet in the last century.

Don't ask about that kind of thing. It's very rude. Don't ask about the dive bar locator. What happened to your friend Mike? You said. Some other holiday. All right, fair enough. I miss Megan so much.

Oh, God. He's jerking off to Megan right now. That blob of goo. He was so horny for... We're all in agreement that Scorch did it better, correct? Well, I don't know. Delivered it better. Yeah, I guess.

I can't go along with you on this. You gave me nothing the last three segments. I'm giving you nothing on this one. I'm going to know what's telling on this one. At least we knew when that was going to end. Yeah, right. At least there was a countdown. If Opie showed a count time, that guy, how much longer is he going to wrap?

Oh, okay, 32 seconds. I could do this. Yeah, I can make this happen. Talking myself up. Come on, Carl. You got this. You got this. You were doing great.

You were doing great. In this next clip, he's going to bitch about Sam Roberts, and it's fun to see who also gets crab-bucketed into this mess of Opie's life. Diana, thanks for your 4-99. You just wasted it. I'm not spending time on stupid Sam Roberts. He's just sitting in the seat that I actually. for many years in a studio that was occupied by opiate anthony and he's just sitting there rotting no one's talking about his dumb stupid satellite radio show i mean nobody and he's still

doing a version of our show oh the times that his shit comes up comes up on my radar it's like oh you got rich voss on do you how about how about you blow off everything opiate anthony and do something completely different. Tell Rich Fost to go screw. Hey, that's what I do. I guess I talked about. So thanks for you for $4.4. Let me go to Matthew. I think six, seven means the actual number of bits you contributed to ONA. I get it. I sucked. Do you wasted $4.99? No, he didn't. But thanks for your $4.99. I got it. I got it. I admitted that you know the last few years on opium anthony i was uh i was wallpaper on my own show i i'm i admitted that you know i i had two guys that uh you know that it was more uh they had the chemistry and

they uh they absolutely uh definitely uh definitely pushed me out of uh out of uh out of uh out of the show and i just sat there i just fucking sat there for the last couple of last couple of years i'll admit it but there's plenty of plenty of great stuff i contribute to before the last uh couple of years of O&A. All right. So it was your wit that kicked you out of the show or pushed you out of the show. It wasn't their chemistry. I love that he tries to just be like, well, they just had good chemistry.

No, they're just way funnier than you and more interesting and had compelling things to say. And you weren't paying attention and didn't give a show. We're playing Candy Crush. He was honest for a second. And then the thing with Sam Roberts, Adam, you've got to cut these things shorter. It was eight minutes ago now. But Sam Roberts had Rich Voss on the show. It's like, oh, so we can never have a comedian that was ever on.

opi and Anthony on his show or else he's just doing the opi and anthony show we did that i remember vividly when anthony was fired and it was the opi with jim and opi's going we're gonna reinvent this we want to do things different this is not opi and anthony anymore and it was all the exact same guests over and over again so even though opi declared he was doing things different he couldn't do things different also he's copying him for having rich voss on so anybody who has rich voss on their program is now copying Opie? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense either. He's just bitter because he saw Rich Voss.

He knows he can't talk to Rich Voss anymore. They're not friends anymore. He's burned every bridge that he has. He'd love to have these people on the show. And the balls to say that no one's talking about Sam Roberts. The little people that are people he doesn't want talking about Opie. Yeah. He doesn't want to hear me and Anthony and Patrick Milton, people like that bring up his name

because it's never going to be a positive thing. He doesn't want to hear his own producer bring up his name. He doesn't want to hear any of this. No, I know. He does not want reality. But just when we thought we've given up on Opie, he has a sudden change of heart and remembers monotone Matt is somewhere in the chat feeling blue. That's right.

He needs to be cheered up. I forgot about that. People started thinking because they think too much. Like I said of that guy that was suffering from depression, Matthew, right? Where's Matthew again? Matthew. Where's Matthew? You, oh, no, that's not him.

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, no, monotone mat, right. You know, just, just live in the moment, be your true self, push through your depression, and you're going to be just fine, okay? All right. So then the people that have too much time in their hands, and they have to just find the shit wherever they go. did this sound more like he was scolding him than giving him a yeah pepping him up or something like that

it's more like grow up hair yeah ah man i've been going through some really tough times you know chemo's pretty tough on my whole system i've just been depressed but i appreciate you being there to kind of get me through it oh fucking grow up put a dumb smile on your face you idiot it's like well now i'm not doing as good as i was but and as for people with too much time on their hands messing with people that's what he does and unleashed i know that is literally the show formats i was really depressed and not sure how i was going to push forward and i talked to opi and he told me to push forward and then i realized yeah it was really great and notice how he always like leaves him to either talk about hate or money he's like yeah you'll be fine now let's go back to hating

all of my enemies or cheering that this guy gave me more money so i'm going to give him more attention. In this next bit, he is going to try and find dirty lyrics that he heard his daughter singing in the car that offended him. Oh, cool. Let us in on the process. What's the, I got to look up the lyric to this. What's her name? Sarah Carpenter, I forget. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, all right. Sarah Carpenter, I think. No, no, that's not her name. What's her, what's your fucking name? Sarah. No. No. Sabrina. Sabrina Carpenter. Okay, Sabrina Carpenter. All right. Like the famous, the most famous artists of the planet right now. He's like, oh, who's this person?

What's the wet song? Sog. Uh, wait, Sarah. All right, hold. Sarah Carpenter's sogs. Uh, please, please. No, on my way. No nonsense. Looking at me. I don't know which one it is. Uh, wait, wait, Sarah Carpenter songs. Relax. This is just a stupid live stream. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm literally at my window sill. There's no pressure doing this. So let me take my time and figure this out. Sarah Carver's songs. Yeah, you can cut it there.

I give him himself a little pop talk there. Yeah, who's he talking to? What am I freaking out? No one cares. I was watching. Now one's paying attention. I'm not going to clip this. We don't, it's not a big deal.

You see the city back there? Yeah. The screen's on a mirror. He thinks he's looking at himself and talking to himself, but we're all watching it. That was evidence, by the way, I want to point out. That was evidence of what Anthony has always said. is that Opie refuses to do a real show format so that he can give himself an out when no one's paying attention to nobody cares.

And now it's been going on for years, so there's really no excuse for it. And, you know, the fact that Opie has said he would beat Joe Rogan if he tried. Right. And he could do all these things. He's one of the top five podcasts. I won't let this go. He's a top five podcaster in the world. So he has four other people who can do it as well as he does it.

But he gives himself this out where he's just like, guys, am I stumbling and stuttering? and I'm not prepared. I don't even know who Sabrina Carpenter is. Sure. But look at me. I'm just kind of sitting in a room in my apartment. So, matter of way,

trying, you've got to give me a pass on that. That's what acting students say on the first day of class when they didn't work on it. If I never really try, you can't really make fun of me. And if I did try,

boy, you wouldn't even be able to take it, but we'll never find out. Yeah. One of these is I'm going to try to learn guitar. I promise. I swear to God. And I'm going to be better than you when I learn.

Damn it. don't you worry so he finds these lyrics and i'm surprised he's shocked by them lyrics okay all right this is what uh the kids are listening to today uh the song is called tears by uh Sabrina carpenter this is what I have to listen to when I'm driving home from the beach with my my two kids in the back and me and my wife just look at each other like oh we're in it two teenagers are you kidding me my son is sitting there six seven six seven and then my daughter's cranking out uh Sabrina carpenter tears and the lyrics are i get wet at the thought of you being a responsible guy treating me like

you're supposed to do tears run down my thighs whatever happened to love love me do oh jesus he he he he he he's got let me let me let me snatch another tenor oh no i can't snatch another Tanner. Oh, no, it was killed a Batman. Yeah. Whatever happened to Love Me Do? Fuck. Why are they driving back from the beach when they live at the beach?

Oh, remember he spent a long weekend there because the kids had the day off school on Friday. So he's like, whoa, if we got a day off, I got to go to stay at the beach house. Gotcha. Anyway. Does he understand that Love Me Do is actually dirtier than what he just read? Like, Love Me Do is about fucking. She said, I want a responsible guy. to treat me nice.

But it also gets her pussy really wet. She did sneak that in there, but I was not expecting to be about, you know, a responsible person where the tears fall. I don't know if the kids even noticed. It seemed a little little old manny to me. Yeah, I agree. In this next one, he's really going to let you inside the creative mind of an artist. All right, I'm going to go.

That was it for today, I guess. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Listen to me. I like doing these live streams. But just subscribe to Opie Radio, please. Even if you watch this whole thing. And then download today's episode.

Let it play in the background. I don't give a crap. Especially if you already heard everything. Because that's how I make my money these days. I make a few shekels doing our live stream. A little pocket money. But, you know, my livelihood depends on you subscribing to the Opie Radio podcast, downloading episodes and letting them play.

Push play and walk away. That's my slogan. I don't give a shit if you listen to any of this. But definitely push play and walk away. So I get the ka-ching when the commercials play. That would be a big help. Okay. If you gave me a few bucks, thank you very much.

If you hit the like, thank you very much. Hit the like on the way out. That's cool too, right? All right. Where's Ron? Ron will be on tomorrow. Ron's doing a lot of these with me these days. So he'll be on tomorrow.

tomorrow okay all right guys uh yeah i guess that's it uh it's always awkward yeah you know i should just answer yeah good stuff all right it's it's painful right it's like it takes time away you're never gonna have back i just wonder about the i heart connection he has if that's still going on because he was bragging about how this company's gonna sell advertising on his behalf he'd make more money and now his whole pitch is i put a bunch of ads in my show that no one'll ever hear but i'll make money from it if i'm his partner in this. I'm the ad sales team. Not real thrilled with that. Yeah. Demeanor. Press play, walk away. Yeah. Not a good slogan. Right. I'm not, I'm not really all that

happy about the host of the show saying ignore the advertising. Don't even listen to it. Just make it seem like someone heard it. So the advertising has to pay for it. It's got a shitty. What is it with Opie and Bill where they want, they need their audience to be bots? They just don't even, please don't enjoy this program just pay me and don't listen and don't talk about it kind of the opposite of what your dream is when you're growing up and wanting to like create stuff yeah i think it's a opi realizes that a show is garbage and so now he's just begging for can you just like make it look like the numbers are decent so i can have some money and my wife stops nagging me about this dead end thing that i'm doing yeah it's pathetic what he should be

doing is trying to put out an entertaining show that people want to listen to. I sometimes promote that we have an audio podcast. We still put it out twice a week for these podcasts, wherever you listen to podcasts. And we take out all the super chats and super tips for you at the editor. It does a great job cleaning it up. And you can just listen to this podcast on Spotify or Apple, wherever you listen to podcasts and enjoy that. And I don't say, and if you could do me a favor, just download it. Let it play with the volume off.

just so I get the credit for the download. It's like he knows enticing them with some kind of content is not even an option. Yeah. It's just do me this solid. Yeah. No one's buying that open. There's no way your podcast is any gun.

I know, I know. But hear me out. He did plug that Ron was going to be on. That's smart. This is turned into a thing. That is smart thing to do. Love it. And you know, he never plugs Ron's gigs.

Yep. He never, he'll talk about them afterwards, but he'll never say, go catch him in Astoria at this. place at this time. I mean, they're embarrassing open mics now. I mean, oh, yeah. Who cares? All right, fair enough.

Who cares? He's not getting paid much. Right. But how slow and just funeral like Opie alone feels, it makes Ron in this next clip feel like he's out of the Simpsons. He's so alive. I've been doing this for 12 minutes.

I know. You've been talking about fucking pieces of you're talking about toilet paper being rations in China. Yeah. Do we have any viewers left? My question is, is anybody The numbers went through the roof and the chat has never been hotter. This is a very fucked up story, Ron.

Oh, I remember. I remember. I remember now. I remember. So, before we start, oh, look at the sunlight going right through you. Oh, my God. Look at that. Hello.

Ron. Look at that. What's going on with you today? Okay. A couple of things going on here. Obviously, Ron's still thinking about Anthony's video. where he's going, Opie hates the way he looks,

so he's backlighting himself. He's making sure the sun glares right into the camera so you can't see him. And Ron's picking up on that. But also just the ball busting and the fact that Opie can't riff with that and go on with his like, ah, no, I know, what do you got that, man?

Wouldn't that be the right reaction? Not the chat's never been hotter. The views are crushed. It's like, no, Opie, obviously, if Ron's calling up from being boring, and you're probably being boring. It's okay. It happens a lot to you.

he can't agree with whatever the person says just as a rule. And it's so frustrating. Yeah. This next one's self-explanatory. About this. So one of my big fans who was originally an O.N. Anthony fan. Yeah. Like from, like she's an O.G. O&A fan.

Yeah. And now she's becoming an even bigger fan because of me. So we DM each other, and it turns out she's legit. She truly, truly loves you. And she's, I think. I'm not buying it. I feel like Ron's setting Opie up for something here. But, all right, let's see where he's going.

It's funny you say that because Opie has the same hesitation. I would imagine this. I think she may have actually formed like a fan club called the non-hating opi or something like that. No, for real. We kind of like the guy. What, what, what? Maybe he doesn't believe it. No, seriously, guys, he's all right.

That's wonderful. Yeah. So anyways, she, she, apparently there's some Christmas animated thing with you and Anthony and some guy named Ron Bennington. And she said, Opie would love it. So what do you think? Why is Ron screaming into my eardrums right now? I don't know. Doesn't he have neighbors and shit?

Isn't the ceiling? Like paper thin? That's why all the water came through it. He needs to calm the fuck down. Okay, so he's talking about O&A and Ron Bennington. Now, he might be talking about the last interview they did with Ron Bennington, where they lied and said they were good buddies. They had gone through some tough patches, but now they're getting along great.

And then we found out months later that they hated each other's guts. Ron. All right. Now I've got to look this up. Snap out of it, Opie. No, it's not snap out of it. You came in like, I don't know where your head is at today. Opie, I had to sit on the sideline for seven more minutes.

No. Your toilet paper. All right. So Ron shot of a cannon right here. He was getting so frustrated going, put me on. Opie, put me on. You're dying. We're dying right now.

Come on. Give me in. Oh, oh. Yeah, put me in, coach. Come on. Tag me, tag me. He's like the wrestler, the tag team, just going, come on, man, you're going to get pinned. All right.

Can I pause it there? Do we need to watch any more of that clip? No, the only thing of interest is that Opie pulls up the text that Ron sent him about this. And in the text, he said, Opie, one of your fans. And when he started, he described it as Opie, one of my fans. But he knows when he's talking to him on text to get him into it. It has to be one of Opie's fans. It changes it to that.

And it works. and now Opie plays the video. Perfect. Yeah, he even said, yeah, one of my big fans, who's a big fan of yours, by the way? Yeah, he had to say that. He knows you have to do that in front of the king.

Look, it's Mr. B. Line up, you little bastards. Mr. Ronnie B. All right, pipe down. That is a story. Let's talk business. To hear the magic, you've got to give a little magic in return.

I'm talking ten bucks of pop, kiddos, cough it up. That's the spirit. Ten bucks each. Ten bucks ain't absolutely. I'm asking much, you little Rube. I don't have any. This ain't a free show. No, come on.

Man, I wish Fazzie was here. Okay, fine. You can owe me the catch later. It is the holiday season, after all. Just go get it from your mother's purse. Gather around, kids. This time of year always reminds me of the good old days. And all my old buddies who I haven't seen in a while.

I'm going to tell you kids the story of the two. Dumbest people that I've ever met. In my entire life, and you interrupt me again, I'll kick you right in your little teeth. This is the story of Opie and Anthony, but it all started one dark night. This doesn't seem to be a compliment, I have to say. I don't know that Ope's going to like this. On Long Island. You know Greeceman and Howard and Wolfman and I'm at...

I've never seen this before. And like is But do you know The most stupidest Duo of all Uh-oh. I think Rob would have a good sense of humor

about this? What do you think? I think he's going to appreciate it. I don't think he's going to love it That he's going to be like, Why would you bring this on, Ron? He's going to be upset about it, I'm not.

I'll tell you, he is just like John, he just gets excited seeing his face. Oh, okay, cool. He's just happy about it. And Howard Stern was mentioned in Greece, he's in the same conversations, that's neat. And this will be a theme coming up where you're going to see that people

kind of make fun of Opie now in ways that he doesn't quite appreciate because now Opie is officially Rob Saul. He's hit that level. And when people ask him normal questions, like this next one, Ron asked him where's your mother from? She's from a story.

right that's where i live watch what happens here was your mother where exactly did your mother grow up in Astoria i don't know literally don't know like you don't know her house i i know where uh i know her i know her mom lived in in this brick house wait a minute i live in a brick house in Astoria uh oh and uh and it had a backyard and i swear my my mom's mom i don't even call her my grandma was a complete nightmare, complete nightmare. And your grandmother was a complete nightmare? I never considered her, my grandma. Coincidentally, we called her Aunt B for her to be because of her last name.

I never called her grandma. When she came and visited, we hid from her. She was a bitch. Hold on, what did she do? But what did she do to you? What would your grandmother do to you that was so horrible? she didn't do anything to me she uh she sued she sued my mom i mean that started with a question of where's your mom from yeah that quickly turned to do my hair mom is a fucking asshole

grandma sued mom and ron picked up on that very quickly he's like okay what's going on here what's the underlying issue that you're working through in your head right now because you're not happy about this it continues and ron picks up on everything okay yeah she's a she was a terrible person, Ron. So for what? My mom and dad had seven kids because of the Catholic Church. Here's the backstory, right? The Catholic Church said, hey, you have to keep having kids, no birth control. And obviously my mom's math sucked, so she couldn't figure it out. So she kept popping out kids. And I got to a point where she called up our lady queen of martyrs out there on Long Island and screamed that Father Colligan and said, you people made me have all these kids now.

need some god damn help and she said the god damn and he said i don't know what to tell you i mean come on by we might have a couple free coats we might have some canned goods come on by i'll try to help a little bit so then um they were in a tough spot you know i grew up in extremely poor extremely and uh my uh my mom and dad desperately needed help so they borrowed money from my uh my my aunt B. A.k.a. as you would say, grandma. Yeah, we're following up. That's fine. He knows the conversations that we're having.

That's interesting. What words they used? He seems like bitter about this. He seems upset about it. He's also telling this very strange, unique story as if, like, tell as old as time. We've all been through this. Like, why are you dragging this out of me when he's not

Really, Opie needs someone to talk to. What was the math part of that? I do. You were confused by that. She got knocked up because she didn't understand how math works. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why she couldn't stop having kids because she's famously bad at math. He has no questions about any. He just accepts this store. Like Ron has. Thankfully, a lot of follow-ups. Opie has none as this continues. So your family borrowed money from Aunt B to get by. Right.

How much we're talking? it was a few it was a decent number she had it no problem right and uh she didn't need it and uh my parents weren't paying her back fast enough as kids are crawling around the fucking living room they weren't paying it back fast enough so my aunt b famously sued my mom okay OPE's a multi-millionaire. He doesn't realize that you can't just, like, give money away and never expect to get it back when it's a loan. I can't believe he doesn't have more empathy for this situation.

Can you believe that? Money was given, knowing that it'd be paid back, and then it wasn't, and so she had to get the legal system involved. Yeah, happens all the time. That's how not paying your debts works. She was in his life until he was 10, and he just believes this story. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

She didn't even need the money. What? Why were you guys so poor? None of this makes any sense. When my older brother was my guardian and we lived in Orlando, we found out that that's where my father's estranged father lived. We knew they didn't talk. But we found the address.

We went out there. We met with grandpa. Then the next time my father came to visit, we reunited them. I still can't remember why they weren't talking or what it was. But at some point, you just kind of question these things and you want to look into it for yourself. He's like, she had the money. she didn't need it, end of story.

Yeah. My mom was bad at math, so she had a lot of kids that she resented. What's the problem? No, this makes any sense. No. And what he explains is that he never spoke to his grandma again. She went off, she was dead to the family. It was his mom's job, and she's heroic for doing this,

keeping her from them until one day she randomly says, hey, Opie, do you want to go see grandma? Oh. Yeah, she was dying. the hospital so uh you know my mom's like well i'm gonna go see my mom in the hospital you know and i go mom i'll go with you just to support my mom i didn't give a crap about this lady whatsoever so uh i go in the hospital and she's uh she's now in a bed all like all just dying and shit right she's not a tough broad anymore and uh she she takes one look at me

And I guess when I was a kid, she used to call me precious. You're looking at precious. I'm precious. And she goes, precious, is that you? And she's dying in her bed. Guess what I did, Ron? I ask you, what do you think I did in that situation? Precious, is that you?

Meaning she's now seeing me as more of an adult, probably, in my almost mid-20s. I haven't seen her in at least 10 years. What do you think I said to her, Rod? I don't think you said anything to her. I think you put a pillow over his face and you went, you mother, my answer? Is that

your answer? That's the good answers you're going to get, I don't know. What would you say? No, my answer is I think you put a pillow over her face, yes. I like that. I like that answer. I like that answer. I like that answer. I turned to my mom and I said basically

these aren't the exact words but you know because it's been many years I basically said do what you have to do I'll be in the car and I walked out I never acknowledged that she said

precious is that you I walked out on a dying woman yeah on a dying woman she was a nightmare we used to go to her house right you couldn't on her death bed

Yeah, I did, Ron. He couldn't say something nice. No, I didn't have to run. She wasn't part of my life. It was a term of endearment. You didn't have to go. No. None of that makes it all be the good guy.

No. He's like a piece of shit person from that story. Was he trying to be a tough guy? That's so bizarre. Why did you go at all? He flicked the cigarette, not today, and then he walked out, let her die, and then just off into the sunset. Also, this whole thing where he was like, no, Ron, what do you think I did? Come on.

I need a serious. answer this time. That seemed like a jokey answer. Oh, no, it's actually worse than putting a pillow off her head. I turned my back and never talked to her again, let her die. And then his explanation, why would I ever be nice to her? She wasn't a part of my life. Fuck those people.

Yeah, that you know all the money that you guys had because your parents didn't make any money that's from her? Dummy. That's a wild story. I don't even know what you do, grandma. I don't watch your show. We were never friends, grandma. Right, yeah. Treating grandma like it's Anthony. or something.

And it really shows you how he treats the people that are important in his life. This is fucking him up. And he is dangerously getting into psychotic territory here. He, um, if you felt bad for him in that last segment at all, you don't have to because maybe he just made all this shit up, who knows? I might be getting some of this stuff messed up because I feel like my, my aunt B lived in Astoria. Yeah, we started off in May.

Wait, so then why am I saying my dad? Did they, I don't know. Wow. My dad had a fish market in a storia. No, because I was like, well, your mother lives on a beach house. But my dad had flushing roots. Oh, my God. I got to, I got to, like, brush up on some of the stuff.

Anyway, listen. So I would go to my Aunt B's house. Why he's so passionate about this? He has no idea what he's talking about. Because Ron is on to him. He keeps saying I grew up extremely poor. And when Ron is catching up on is, wait, your grandmother lived in a beach house? Wait, your father owned a fish market in Astoria, so now he's just jumbling it all up so he can't do the research and find it out.

He starts trying to find the fish market. He's like, where was the fish market? I'm in Astoria. Tell me. Wow. My uncle had an optometrist shop in the flat iron building. I can show you exactly where it was, where it is. I used to spend time there.

It's in all the, like, he knows he doesn't want him to find out because he's going to find out that he was born into privilege, not extremely poor. No, it's the Catholic Church's fault. have any money. And so they had to get some money from that dumb bitch, Aunt B, who wanted their money back after it was due. My precious. It's always tough to feel bad for people who are poor, but their immediate relatives that they have access to are fabulously wealthy with money to burn. Yeah. It's almost like they fucked up somewhere along the way.

so in this next one we have to guess the fear that stayed with opi all of these years and that triggers him whenever he sees it because it reminds him of grandma one thing that's common in the story that people have in their backyard uh i don't know i mean it's a common thing in general sure i'm going to go with a scarecrow a scarecrow this guy got it this guy got it wait not a dildo bite a dildo bike? No, that's... I don't even know what that is. What's that one of those, like, old things? You just take the seat off. Come on. You're a rookie.

All right. So what was it? A dead body. Stop it. Okay, so Opie's fear from that time period is finding a dead body in the backyard. He's making a joke. I could have just left it there and let us all think what we want, but he reveals his actual fear in the next one.

But that does. It does show you. He's thinking of us. The only thing she had in her back. yard was a bird bath. Oh, I did get it. Yeah, you did get it. How'd you get it? How'd you get it? Because it's kind of common here. Like, people have fucking, like, in Astoria where I live, I live on 37th Street. I mean, I would say, I would say 10% of the houses have some sort of

bird bath in the front or back. It was a, and it's the same house that I'll remind everybody. I live directly across the street from the house from Seinfeld. Yeah. So when, They show George Costanza's parents' house in Queens. This is where I live. Okay, thank you. Thank you for doxing yourself. Ron. Yeah, that's enough, right.

Come on. I know you've got a lot of fans now. You're feeling like you're on top of the world. People just want to hand you gifts and stuff. But careful. But real quick, I think I came to the conclusion is to why Opie hates WATP, and it has nothing to do with the podcast. Oh, that's interesting.

And here's the other thing that triggers you. What? Look at my paneling. And wood paneling, because we had that in her living room. It's the trifecta of you sucking your son going, tell her, please call my wife and tell her to pick me up. All right, Ron, I got to go. The Woodpanel does trigger a lot of people for some reason.

Kind of makes sense, though. You can skip right to 14, where Ron ties it all back to the top. Well, I'm almost close to wrapping up already, Rod. And you haven't done shit. You know, I timed. You went 17 minutes on Chinese toilet paper. I'm surprised they didn't pull us off the ear. There's no air to pull us off.

There's a reason, but we're not getting the big job offers. I go, Ron, jump right in. Seven minutes later, you pop in, you're concerned. Where am? I don't know what's going on. Excuse me. Well, you're just a weird tangent about something that's that the ONA universe

is doing right now. By the way, because of me, because of me, the Opie and Ronnie show started off with a fucking Grand Slam walk off home run. That animated video was actually really fucking good. I've never seen it before. And the woman, I know the woman's going nuts

because she's like, I think Opie would like it. It's absolutely amazing. And I look forward to more on that. Okay? All right. Ron, give me your man card. You can't start off with a walk-off home run that's not how walk-off home runs

to work asshole give me here give me that what's he talking about but rod is good though he knows to like bring it back to remember how we started the show we had this thing going you were sucking and then I brought it things got good when I was on the show

Rod's like constantly trying to reinforce that he's the most important part of the show to Opie and Opie won't give him any of that Opie's like no no the Chinese toilet paper thing was killing it I could have done another 20 minutes on that. It would have been fine. It's a fun push and pull.

And then the chat ends up getting the last word in, what is that, 15. B, it's 11-11, the port is open. This is when you can manifest stuff. What you and I are doing right now is as good, I believe, as anybody. This is as, as it's entertaining and it is insightful. And you're going to get Trump on the show soon to interview. We've learned about that, the last episode of WATP. I don't know what Rob thinks that he's doing a good job.

And they talk about it a lot. It's hilarious. This is good a podcast as there is. Yep. It's great. Top five. This is good. And yeah.

And on 1111, I carried you. The guy's right. It's right. I carried you on a very spiritual day. What did you say? Say it again. What? What did you just say?

I didn't hear you. Yeah, you're going to cut me off. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. You wouldn't cut me off? No, I wouldn't. He's on to him. I like that.

He's on to him now. That's actually a Jim Norton move to be like, oh, no, because say that again. I'm sorry. We just didn't hear it and get people to repeat the same thing over and over again. It's funny every time. And just in case you're curious, during all of those shows, there's no mattress talk.

So someone is making it clear that we don't want to hear about the mattress. No more mattress talk. Into his own hands. And Ron posted this on his Instagram, just the other day. So he's playing voice to man in the shows. His old disgusting mattress. I'm going to miss you, my friend, it says.

He has thrown that away. That's gross. Did he sleep inside of it? That's gross. I think the reason why that mattress is so. what? It's because Ron was masturbate. That'd be my guess. Yeah.

That's what that's from. You want to fast forward to today's show? You got some clips from this morning show. Sure. We could do one or two of them real fast. The first one, just right in. Let me see if you can figure this out. What's the acronym for that? Adidas. As kids, what would we say? What's the acronym?

Oh, I forgot. Oh, I forgot. I used to know this. Come on. Oh, you're stumping me. All day. long, I dream about sex. All right. Damn it. I do that.

I do that, but it's a little too old. No, I didn't. No, it's one of those things I did after you said it. Yeah, that's called, that's called cheating and getting the answer. Fair enough. Fair enough. I know it seems like a cheap little nothing, but it's great to see that opium instinctually lies and that will shit on the other person and cheat.

Oh, so if I was open, just like, there's no, I want it. Yeah, that's what you're all thinking of idiots. Yeah. That was the least of what was going on there. Opie should know that it's a corn song, and Opie was spinning the records back that in the 90s. I feel like he should have known that one. I think, I don't, I don't think Opie knows what the term double-edged sword means. Do you guys know what that means?

I do, yeah. Yeah, see it seems to be a good thing, but there's that other side. Right. Point out my people, because we got, we got people. that love the Trump. We got people that hate the Trump, and that's what I love about what we do every morning. Vincent writes, your take on this is the exact reason for your success and you're currently being outcasted from mainstream. Double-edged sword. Thank you, Vincent. I've always been punk rock, Ron. That's where that's where the good stuff lies. That being punk rock.

You're shit vicious. Yeah. I like spitting on people. sometimes you spit on yourself that's the problem right yeah yeah that's what ron's trying to say sometimes you can stop on cakes so you spit on people it's pretty far worse enemy yeah uh anything with the stirring stuff yeah it it it's the same old bit but i love that opie thinks he has to get up early in the morning to watch and listen to how it's turn right like he actually says that as if it's not just all day so dumb so

Makes me wonder if he's lying. I drop my daughter off. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to see what Howard Stern's up to. This Howard Stern, I don't focus on the low-level podcasters, even if they're doing better than me, good for you. I don't focus on you guys. There's nothing going on there.

And none of you guys are going to break through and become big stars. I like to focus on the real players in this business. And Howard Stern, you know, love him or hate him. He's still one of the players. I tune him in. Dude, I could have believed how boring it was low energy long pauses dead air i actually at one point no one was talking for about 10 seconds if you're not talking and you let 10 seconds go by without talking you don't deserve to do this

and and so all sudden no one was talking i literally like went old school and hit the my dashboard like is there something wrong with my radio yeah how are certain stinks now would be good stuff I wonder if he would pull a clip or something to play for us To demonstrate how bad the show is Maybe that would be a little more entertaining Than I'm just ranting and raving I like that he knew that like yeah Howard's turn stinks now

But he's still one of the major players I won't listen to these low level podcasters You don't want to listen to somebody's entertaining and good People are putting effort in and doing a good job with it Well it's apples and oranges Because Howard doesn't have a podcast He does not He's confused about that

But yes, he does not have a podcast. It is a radio show still. How can one man rant about all the big corporations swooping up podcasts and not giving the little guy like him a break and blaming his failure on that while at the same time shitting on people he thinks are less than him and saying you're never going to make it and no one's going to help you don't try? Yeah, that's a lot of insecurity, I think, is what we're saying here. That's exactly what that is. And if you think he hated Amy Poehler, wait until you hear how he feels about the Kelsey brothers coming in the podcast. I'm not going to lie to you. I can't take it anymore.

I've been blackballed. I burned a few years. The Kelsey Brothers have taken over the podcast world. But I also said that I don't mean any of this. I listened to how we're doing this for a way. I'm going back to school. He's boring as fuck. That's why when people try to say this sucks,

I laugh at them because I'm like, hey, if you want, you want things that suck. I can give you a whole fucking list and it's a whole bunch of people on regular giant fucking platforms. And these Kelsey brothers, oh, I can podcast. Oh, you can podcast? Can you? They've taken over the world.

Dude, it's like, I said this a million. Maybe they're a talented. A million times. A million times. You know, the fat, the chubby one is. Do what Ron said. He goes, maybe they're just talented. Yeah.

And Opie cannot hear that. No, no, no. It's got to be a fluke. There's got to be a specific reason for it's a conspiracy. There's such a pushover. Opie has no backbone. Listen to him. Yeah.

Not bad. The chubby one. And the other one that's going to, like, you know, kick to the curb, kick to the curb as soon as his football career is over. He stinks at this. But he likes the other one. Yeah, that's interesting.

He likes the other one. He likes Jason Kelsey, not Travis. I mean, they don't belong here. Well, yeah, that guy's kind of funny. Right. Maybe you're just angry, Opie. And I think he realizes this, and he completely shifts gears and tries to try to

charm offensive to get his old job back in this last clip and we should go i should call up stupid scott greenstein and tell him and wait the fuck up i got a show for you i'll actually show prep if you fucking rehire me you asshole maybe that's not going to work but anyway i uh i'll actually show prep while i hope you rock is watching i'm not watching the chat right now but imagine that opi actually does get the call and like yeah opi we've been seeing that you're able to sense to yourself. We think you're ready for this. You're ready to do a show where you show prep? I was like, no deal. There's no way Opie would show.

Go screw. You know, we notice you've been getting up early every morning consistently. And, you know, that looks good to us. The only thing we need from you is show prep. Screw. I love that. That's what Opie's thought. He's like, that's what stopping it from getting hired. It's one of the things. I'm sure. Your laziness, your lack of drive. Yeah. He really thought he was a woman at the side of the road.

just hiking up her skirt just a little bit shared a little leg and they're all going to come running. You want to see my ankle a little bit? The downward spiral continues. I love it. Thank you for covering that, Adam. Fantastic job. I was going to play more of that scorch thing, but I think we're good. I think we're good.

I think we get it. I think we're caught up. Scorche has like what he calls a brain teaser and it's just like a trivia question that he never gives the answer to. It's really stupid. It's on you to figure out if it's true or not. God, damn. It's all right. We've been dragging this on long enough.

The reason why people come here on Wednesday evenings to watch the show is for the games and for Megan, our review girl. What's up, Megan? Hello. Good to see you. And, of course, Annie is here. Oh, hello. Oh, hello, Annie. We have a round of Is it Gay.

Now, I don't know if you guys have played this before. You can play it at home. You can play it in your car. You can keep score along with us. You can play on my boat. You can play in a boat. This is the game we try to figure out if Aaron Immel is going to call something gay or not,

knowing that he is very little creativity. And so the punchline is usually that things are gay. Here's round one. Now, I don't think Matan even is holding this up as some sort of giant W for him that he tricked or that he won a debate with Bonnie Blue while sitting next to a couple guys in a hazmat suit. but it's just

there's something frustrating about someone like her it's like we all want to leave you alone we all don't want to know you exist we don't want to talk about you we don't want to hear about you we just want to hear you say that you're a giant fucking whore

and what you're doing is shameful we just want to shame you in the public square one time and that's why in a way Bonnie Blue is winning because we all just want to hear her say the words I'm a disgusting creature I'm fallen in the eyes of my God and I am short of the kingdom of heaven.

Is it gay for Bonnie Blue to not feel shame for having sex with a lot of men? Adam. First of all, it was nice to hear I'm finally appreciating why people like the toe. Like, that was it. He summed it up.

I'm going to go with not gay. Carl. I think it's not gay. Chris. Not gay Annie I guess it's not gay It didn't sound gay

It doesn't sound gay to me All right Let's find out I mean Very religious for some reason Yeah I know right Which is weird

And she won't do it That's a win for the blue It's a win for the blue A win for the blue I knew he saw himself in her I knew it Right? Right, yeah.

Not everyone's looking for Ws every day of their life, idiot. Going on a Todd-Eaven show is wild at the stage. If you know what you're going to do. I was watching that. That was very funny. Yeah, body blue going out of there to just calling her a horror the whole time. It's fun. All right.

We all got the first round. We all have a point. Here comes round two. Now, look, the internet overlooks into shit all the time. So you have to take this with the great. I'm saying, I mean, they were so mad at me for being good at basketball in jail that they were like calling the jail to find out if that was true. Like the jail keeps stats.

And they were like, yeah, his points per game was up and a lot of production in the paint and all that stuff. Like that camel jockey moody was like, oh, I'm going to find someone who can talk about to Aaron while he was in jail. It was it gay for Moody to call the county jail that Aaron stayed in to see if he was lying about his time there. Annie? I think it was, but he's going to say it's something other than gay. So I'm not gay.

Chris. Camel Jockey? Camel Jockey, yeah. And he does the New Zealand accent all wrong, too. He's so confused by Moody. He has no idea what Moody is or what's going on. Right. I don't know.

He's a ham jockey with a British accent who lives in New Zealand. Shut up. I'm so confused. I'll just go gay. Now, there's an ISO for you. That's what they're hoping he's going to happen. Carl. Oh, that's definitely gay.

Adam. Yeah, the way he delivered it gay. Okay. Let's find out. Brother, no offense, but that makes you gay. Yes. You're now gay for me. It's gay.

Wow. That was a trifle. Fuck them gay. All the gay. Annie, for shame. Three gays on that one. I took a risk there. You did.

You did. I appreciate that. All right. We're going to round three. You cannot kick her out because now you're a landlord who's kicking out some poor down on their luck person and they get to stay there. The problem is this guy lives there. It's the place is his. Just kind of sidled her.

Sorry. She dresses up her dog. I hope the squatter stays there forever and burns the house down. Forget it. I was really ready to be on her side, but she's got her foo-foo dog in a sweater. Pumpkin thing. Aaron, didn't you let Gordy wear some kind of costume for Halloween? Nope.

Not at all. Is it gay to dress up your dog for Halloween? Chris. It is. Yes. Carl. That's really gay. I like that Aaron had that voice in his head.

We immediately heard the criticism that was going to come in. Eric, did you do this thing that you're making fun? Nope. But yes, that's gay. Sorry. Annie? It's got to be gay.

Adam. He will say it's gay. But it makes me hate him so much what he's saying right here. Oh, you like dressing up dogs on Halloween, Adam? No. I always thought it was the stupidest thing you could ever do. until I got a blue-nosed pit bull and a girlfriend dressed her up against my will. And when this dog came out, she was so fucking proud of this outfit.

I had no idea they actually like this shit. So I try not to speak for other species. Next week on WATP, we're going to have a photo evidence of this pit bull dressed up for Halloween. You got it. Her name is Maude. She's the best thing ever. It turns out she loved being dressed up. Aaron is all the answer.

Gay only goes so far with me, whether you believe that or not. So I believe that was gay then. Yes. All right. So, yes, he did dress up, gorty on Halloween. All right, we're through three rounds. We're going to round number four. And I remember we go five rounds.

And the final round is a three-point round. So everyone's in the game still. It's a very close one. All of them have screw-dry, or all of them have drill attachments. It's all gay. oh no dicks and pussies that

you just unscrew your your drill here and then you drop the cock or the pussy in and then you tighten that back up so wait a minute you're going to stick your dick in a fleshlight

and it's going to spin at high speed and then you're going to turn a drill onto your cock is it gay to enhance sexy time with a fleshlight Drill attachment. Adam. Yeah.

Yeah, that's gay. Carl. I'm going to say no. I don't think of this. Chris. I'm also going to say not gay. Annie. Uh, not gay.

Okay. Adam can pick up a point here. And you're going to... Really? Dude, you've got a sex addiction. You've got a real fucking problem. All right. All right.

All right, we're picking up some points here. We're going into round five. Producer Chris, what's this current score? You and I are tied in the lead. With four points each, I believe? Correct. We are perfect in every way. And humble.

I never forget it. All right, round five. Mr. Q with some great advice, says, Aaron, don't worry about your looks. There's nothing you can do about it. You can't fix them now. That's sage advice. You know, if we were in real life just having a couple beers, that'd be a really sweet thing to say.

But since you're on the internet... Is it gay to comment on another man's looks on the internet? Annie. Not gay? Carl. I think it's gay. Adam. Gotta be gay.

Chris. Definitely seems gay. I will go gay, but I feel like it's a trap. It is a trap, Chris. You and I, what's Wednesday night? We should have to mass tonight. I'm just saying that it's a trap. Let me do the response that everyone's going to have.

You're gay, shut up! All right. Everyone's going to have. You mean your response every time, Aaron. I'm just trying to pin this on us. I'm saying corrected. Like, where's the problem? All right.

What are the scores right now? I know I'm asking for a lot. A lot of math right now. You and I have five points. Okay. had him his four and he's got three okay so again it's anyone's game the way this round works it's not is it gay we are going to watch the setup to this and then meg is going to give us three different choices of what aaron's going to call this and we have to figure it out for

three points and the victory game was that strong uh jerry she or excuse me king con dong says you don't want too many assists in jail they'll take it the wrong long way. It's no, assists. Yeah, it has ass in it. Nobody's fucking anybody. Dude, if you fuck somebody in the butt in prison, you're doing what you have to do to survive. If you fuck someone in the butt in county jail, I got news for you. I got nervous right there because it was similar sentences. I don't want to screw up like I did last week. All right, Vagan, what are we looking at here? If you fuck somebody in the butt in county jail, are you desperate, lonely, or gay.

Desperate, lonely, or gay. I'll start with Adam. Do you want to call a friend? She's kind of trying to put myself in that situation. I don't think too hard. Yeah, it's, I just, it was so distracting how uncomfortable he was talking about dick and pussy, but just how like, fucking in the butt. Right out.

He was so comfortable. It's so funny. I'm going to go with lonely. Carl. I think it's gay. Chris I gotta go gay Annie

Then I have to go desperate if I want to win All right, that's right That's how the game works Come on gay Please be lonely That means you gay Yeah You're a homo

Producer Chris and I tie For the victory today We're having a gay off So I need you to put together A tiebreaker round for us right now get that over into my inbox to the next two and a half minutes. No.

It's all right. I don't mind. That's the correct answer. You win. I don't know my time. My buddy, Chris. Good game. We'll see who wins to poke a dabbler.

Yeah. Good game. Then they'll be the ultimate winner. Someone has to win that one. Cardiff has just big for his britches. He's been killing it lately. All right. This is, uh,

I believe Carter's going to tell us everyone's favorite new game show. Let's find out how he had chose this. it's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler what do you say carl and the other guy are you ready to poke a dabbler now there it is right brennan tweets this out dumb first of all if he was really bright he would have written it correctly should have been dumb dumber and dumbest you don't use two ends but kev you wouldn't know that because you didn't go to college so i i can't even fucking i can't blame you for being that stupid but all right and then he hashtags it dabblestock oh oh who came up with that

Pinky Pay the Piper Come on You won't Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. It's getting into shape. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to give me any credit. But this is the thing that really bothers me. I don't give a shit with Brennan. Brennan is a hack. He's a hack. But, so he,

well, you know what, Davey Cakes? If Brennan did four years, St. Joe's, what the fuck is that? What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, Clown College. B.

13th grade. Next. Is it in a church basement? Four. A seminary? I mean a seminary. And lastly, a hospital. And lastly, too, I'd rather get a degree from Faber College to poke a dabbler.

All right. I think he's going to see the St. Joe's. I'm going to go with next. Is it in a church basement? What say you, Adam? Yeah, it's either that or lastly, but I'm going to go with B.

Okay, go 13th grade. Okay. Annie, what do you think? Number four, seminary. Okay. Megan. I'll go with one. Clown College. And producer Chris.

I also went with one. really no one's taking a hospital okay damn it let's find out but this is the thing that really bothers me I don't give a shit with Brennan

Brennan is a hack he's a hack but so he well you know what Davey Cakes if Brennan did four years

St. Joe's what the fuck is at a hospital Oh, fuck it. God damn it, I knew it with Hoss. Fuck you. Cardiff wins again. God damn. We're the worst.

We deserve it. I hate it so much. Not a show for it. At least I took my education in film and worked in film and television. That's all for. this time. Come back next time to find it if you are man enough. I'm not. To poke. A dabbler.

Brought to you by patreon.com slash cartiff electric. Sign up now and join the Cardiff Electric Secret Santa. You don't want to miss out. I mean, maybe you do. I should make assumptions. Everyone's different. It's true. Especially sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Cardiff great job is always my friend we appreciate the games and beating us as usual even with all of this brain power shut up we weren't able to beat Cardiff on this one very well done

so we have our review girls here and sometimes Megan checks out comments on the Spotify episodes because you can comment on individual episodes if you listen on Spotify Are any recent comments we've seen? Yes. We have a few from episode 672 from last week. I'll start out with some guy from New Hampshire.

I was leaf blowing for the fifth time while listening to this episode and thinking how much more fun it be to be doing anything else. Thanks to Aaron, I can cross jailhouse two-on-two basketball off that list. Aaron was having a blast. I have one from Ripped Current. I think most people with jobs like longer podcast episodes when they're good. That's the reason Opie doesn't make long episodes. He's very much aware that the longer his episodes are, the more obvious it is how awful he is as a broadcaster.

That's a good comment. Also, he doesn't do anything, so he has nothing to talk about. Yeah, there's that. At least Bill Burr's watching a football game. I'm kidding. That was terrible. And then we got Lance saying Megan is a new Brunswick nine. Yes.

Jesus Christ. If you want to get red, it worked. Just flatter Megan happens every time. And then do we have any new reviews over there, Annie? Yeah, most of them come in from Apple slash iTunes, but this one came in from podcast addict from Vulture King, saying, this show sucks. How many stars? I like this concise

to the point. Is that a five-star review? That one is. Beautiful. That's how we like to do it over here. The second one comes in from Joe Patton and says, What a Letdown? This show was so hyped up and turned out to be an absolute flop.

Like a prison in inmate interview kind of flop. At least they tried. Making an Annie are cool, though. Sounds like potentially a four-star review? No. That was a five-star. All right. Well, that's very good.

I appreciate that. I just want to, for the record, I think Patrick Melton was building up our mickey interview more than I was. Just for the record. Seems like everyone's acting like I was the one acting like that was going to be good. Annie, we always appreciate seeing you here on Wednesdays on WATP. Are you going to make the trip to Vegas this year? Absolutely. I basically got everything booked.

Just got to pay the rest of the deposit once I get there. Nice. I just got a notification. It looks like the government might reopen. So maybe airplanes will be traveling to places. That would be nice. That'd be helpful. So remind everyone that hackamini.com, tickets are on sale, early bird special.

The prices won't last long. So go and Melton does this every year. He tells you, buy him now. They're going to get more expensive and they always do. So definitely recommend going to hackamini. com and hang out with this April 10th through the 12th. Annie, where can people find you? I would like them to go to my YouTube channel, so go to YouTube.com

forward slash at Insanity, I-N-N-E-I-T-Y. Very good. And Adam, any plugs today? Oh, I want to encourage everyone, if you haven't gotten your fill, check out the November 11th episode of Opie and watch him tell that grandma story in real time because it is going to keep you up in that. Wow. Okay.

I can tell you you're a little bit off today, Adam. I think that's still bothering you. I think you're haunted. I'm a little spooked. It's going to end real soon. We all kind of feel this, and it's not going to be good. Oof. All right.

We have some voicemails that came in, and, of course, we have a voicemail segment that goes out to the late and great Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and rolla. Here's a nice short one. Shortest voicemail ever. Adam Bush. Pretty good.

Pretty good stuff. Devensive. Oh, Aaron Mold had the worst cognitive dissonance I think I've ever seen. For someone, for men who's eaten another man's cum, how are you going to sit here calling other people gay, saying this gay, that's gay, you're gay, you're gay. What the fuck? Like, is that a pig? Whatever. Anyways, yeah.

He ate the cum off a nice lady's breast, sir. Nice lady. I do not realize how heterosexual that is. Just because he was getting cocked right before that. A long time Bill Burr listener weighing in. Girl, I just checked my app. It's been nine years since I've listened to a Monday morning podcast from Bill Burr.

Okay. You just, you know, it got to be a lot. I just stopped listening. That was depressing to hear him today. That was really depressing. His special time has been funny for a long time. So, yeah, he obviously, he's kind of lost it, but, oh, and the boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the boss.

Not the people that have been listening to you for 15 years and seen to get unfunnier and unfunnier every single year. I go fuck yourself. It's hard to keep your fastball as a very comfortable comedian, you know. A lot of comics don't have easy lives, and they're able to turn that into some things that we could all laugh at and laugh with them. And then you become... Bullet, turk. I'd say, well, it's good comics. Otherwise, you know, you just end up like

John. Right. Yeah, I mean, John should be able to turn his life into hilarious comedy. But then you learn how to fly a helicopter and, uh, you're not as as funny as he used to be. All right, last one. Please do Legion of Skanks next.

I've been a fan of that show for like well over eight years and listen to Lewis on rap until he quit doing it. So I have a bit of experience and can say that I now hate listen to the show. Interesting. Jay keeps talking about

trying to have three sons and doing ketamine, even though he's got adult kids and is 47 years out. I'm not with the accent. I'm fucking weird autism. Anyways, he also won't stop yelling shit jokes over people

and Randizzi is just trying to fit into the flow of the show when everyone is just yelling over each other beating a joke to death with tags. Like, what else can you do? also the first 40 minutes of that show like the most recent episode with mullen ran as easy blah blah blah first 40 minutes of that show are just a complete slog and i think it makes my point for me also same thing with the regs it's just four dickheads yelling tags over each other also people in the

comments are saying similar things so not the only one should we cover legion of skanks i'm wATP is it has it gotten to that point of course everybody uh Mike Geary is down at Skankfest right now in New Orleans. A little jealous of that. I'll take a look, sir. Thank you for the suggestion. We will be doing who are these socials tomorrow night. The great Casey Day filling in for Mike Geary,

as he often does when Mike's not around. Nice Doug, Colin out to the show. Hey, Carl, it's nice, Doug here. Just calling with the correction. Oreos are not banned in other countries. and they're not virtually poison or whatever you said. This is like Facebook shit my mom sends me, so, you know, it's a real boomer thing to do. And again, it's just, it's one of the things where, like, I wouldn't take food science advice from Ron the waiter, or he's probably giving this from RFK Jr. or some shit like that.

So, you know, just a friendly correction here. Also, let me know what you think about me coming on in December. All right. Love you. producer chris oh i see what you did that gotcha i know he does have dates in with me i've not gotten back to him so i'll i'll get that confirmed with you doug why is he defending oreos well i think i think what ron was saying and i didn't look into this at all i think you say that the ingredients are different in the oreos because like a lot of the food and fast food restaurants

are different they use different dyes and different uh you know package foods so i think that they just make Oreos different for the U.S. consumer than they do overseas. But I don't care. I don't eat Oreos. I don't give a shit. What did I see at the deli the other day? They have a Reese's Oreos combination where it's like an Oreo cookie shoved into a Reese's. You guys heard about this?

You got to see this? That's wild. Gay. Yeah, that's not what God intended. It seems terrific to me. I would eat it. Don't get me wrong. Seems different.

It's out of my comfort zone. I feel weird about it. I feel like it. Turned on. I don't know what to think. A lot of feelings. We used to have, we have a lot of celebrities to call into the show. Some of them are bigger than others.

Barack Obama. You guys might remember him as a president of the United States. Big fan of the show. And he called it again to weigh in on something that we were talking about. Oh, good. This is W-A-T-P-O-Bama. Carl, I would love to know why you are pulling me into this crispy chicken nonsense.

Producer Chris is right. Gas Station chicken is excellent. And so is Steely Dan. Oh. Sasha Amalia. What do you think about that? No, I don't know how to do you. No, you don't agree with Obama anymore. You thought he was

all on your side. Maybe I got to reinvestigate Steely Dan. You do. Have we talked about gas station chicken with this current crew that we have on here? Adam, what say you? We've heard of it. You guys have mentioned it. No, what's your thoughts on it? Do you eat gas station chicken? Are you a fan? No, what the fuck is wrong with you? Thank you. All right. Annie, what do you think?

I can't imagine it being good. I've had it once and it was awful. Okay. Megan? I don't think I've had chicken from a gas station. I knew it. If we had Wawa out here in California, that would be different, but I don't really go to the gas station for food. See, my gas station pizza, but. All right. Don't try to get. And Tuckie's good graces here. I like that Megan's a classy lady. I had a feeling she would say,

gas season dart where you eat meals. Well, I didn't eat it at the gas date. I know. You got to deliver the grub off. Whatever. Set the points. Wait, there were other options and you picked that one.

That's it. Thank you, Anna. That's all like, what? There's restaurants on there. Could have picked a restaurant. Because, Tuckie's a poser. Like, he just wants to pretend to be a man of the people.

He led us all to, what was it? Not KFC. White Castle. White Castle. Didn't order anything. Went to a fancy restaurant on his own, but took us there. That's what happened. Finally, the truth. This is the beginning

of Tuki's downfall. Finally, Aaron is not afraid to speak about what's really going on with this Rocco character. He was supposed to go on Steeltoe because Aaron invited him on to his show on Thursday because Aaron's trying to do this thing. He was like, I like Rocko. I don't like the other guys, you know, and so

he's trying to divide and conquer. So I texted Rocco today. I'm like, are you going on Steelto tomorrow? I guess I never got the invite. Oh. That's too bad. More gas, lady. I want to go on Steeltown. Have me on me. I'm going to.

So you guys. That'd be fun to play that with him. He would know the answer to he'd finally nail it. My speech coach calls him from time to time. He's always disappointed. Yeah. I understand. Well, he's got the month off.

So I have a different speech coach. Hey, Carl. This is your backup speech coach. I'll be taken over this week session. Okay. First one is today, not today, today. Second one, program, not program, program. Third one, experiment, not experiment, experiment.

Number four, exactly, not exactly, exactly. Interesting, number five, not interesting, interesting. I'm like, dumb fuck. All right. This coach shouldn't be calling me a dumb fuck. Why don't even hire this guy? I need to make more progress on that. I apologize.

Rumbled Trenchcoat, who we see in the chat all the time, calling in to weigh in on Aaron. Hey, rumpled trench coat checking in here. The paraphrase telling John, I don't want to shit on a dead horse, but I don't know the big deal about this Aaron revelation. of him telling the truth, at least in prison. I still find it unusual that there could be a place with the basketball and the basketball hoop and a group of men with nothing to do and no place to go, and it took a tall, scrawny, white guy to say, hey, maybe we should play with that. But it is what it is.

So let him have his big fish moment, and then he can ponder why the only time he seems to be affable, and at home is not with his family and not on the show that he creates and controls completely, but in jail. Well, he hates those. I don't know if that's a big win for the two. Anyway, please put me down for Gay, Gay, Not Gay, Bons, Swand Weird. Thank you. He won. Oh, shit.

It's amazing. A couple more here. A boner guy wants to weigh it on the Mikey interview. Hey Carl. Do you know what I've heard that some people are saying that the episode of this little piggy with the Mikey interview was the worst one yet. But those people are wrong. I assume they're forgetting or didn't see the Kianu interview one, which was absolute dog shit. Or even when Rocco did his very painfully accurate Gino impression, which made me wish I couldn't hear things anymore. But really the biggest story here, here is actually this sort of for you really that interesting is it because Aaron's just a boring geek but you know what makes it brilliant is the

absolutely brilliant theme song which I know all of the words too apart from the bit near the end which goes every week we cabbage blowed tune into this little piggy's show what does it actually say there please thanks mate

every week we recap it slow every week we recap it slow every week we recap it slow Yes, because you recap it slowly. Makes sense to me. I think that's probably true. There's a show in town. It's going down.

All right. We don't have time to get all the way through that right now. It was nice to hear Moody call in. That's what I'm sorry for. Sorry. I don't know. Dude, you got to pull it up. Stephanie Miller posted on Twitter.

She has pictures of herself crawling on her knees kissing the feet of Jasmine Crockett, the Congresswoman from Texas, the fucking dud. Stephanie Miller is kissing her fucking feet on her hands and knees, bro. You got to pull that up. All right. Later. Go, Bill's fat.

Go Bill's. Go Bill's. Yeah, we did pull that up. That was wild. Yep. Megan, I just realized something. I didn't play your Stinger. very very unprofessional no it's not okay uh we'll pop it in post is it weird or is it gay what will

let us say today is it gay that's my bad that's why the game was lackluster we need that stinger well you're mad because you and i both want you're like lack luster i thought it was full of energy it was amazing yeah it's a greatest one yet you're right that's a good point okay I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Are we done here? I think we are. I don't know. Who gives a shit?

Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay. And that's the end of that chapter.