Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep675 - Once We Were Spacemen

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

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We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand to get into it. The show starring Nathan Philean, and Alan Tudik and the description is Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudik

were once spacemen since co-starring on Firefly they've also been aliens, mystery writers, veterinarians, superheroes, chickens, robots, and policemen now they're doing a podcast where they get to know their fellow creatives learning about who they once were

and what they're up to now this is that podcast well I said it doesn't even make sense doesn't even make sense with that description but But I wasn't sure what this was going to be. It was suggested, obviously.

And, you know, some high-profile guys doing a podcast. It was interesting to check that out. But I thought for sure it would be, like, talking about Firefly or maybe going through the episodes or something like that. You would think. Yeah. What the fuck? It's not that at all.

It's like the most boring conversations you can never have. Now, the channel's brand new. It has almost 46,000 subscribers. Episode one came out on November 5th. It has 128,000 views on YouTube, episode two, came out recently, it's 38,000 views. So it's a pretty big drop-off, I would say. And what's interesting about this show is that there is no video component to it. These are two actors who are on television.

And you would think that they would have video on their show. But they're like Bill Burr. They're on YouTube. It's just a still image the whole time. You would think they would have video. You would think they would be interested. You would think they'd have better things to do with their time. This is a complete waste of everyone's time.

I was very annoyed. All right, so the introduction on episode two, they bring a guest, Jewel State, which we'll talk about. But the introduction is so natural. These guys just have it. By way of intro, Alan, here we are. This is episode two. Yes.

We already did an episode, just the two of us. Yes, yes. This is our second episode of Once We Were Spaceman, and this one's special because we're bringing in a guest. A former space person. Another Spaceman. I would say the heart of our maiden space journey together. You guys want to just run that one again? Now that you kind of know what you're going to say and get into it maybe a little bit.

They went to the Amy Polar School of Podcasting. Yeah, that was rough right there. So they're talking about their guests there being the heart of the ship Serenity, the ship on the show Firefly. Andy, correct me when I'm wrong about any of these things. I don't know what I'm talking about. I've never seen the show in my life. Yes. All right.

You're correct. So far so good. Fucking Firefly was a one-season misfire of a show by Joss Whedon. And it aired Friday nights at 8.30, which is not a good time slot. Yes. No, it was just. I know people. who were fans of this, the real

downfall of Firefly, just to get this out of the way, was that they started airing the episodes out of order. So nobody could get on board with this show because they showed episode 3 first, and then they moved the first episode that explained

the whole world, like the world building of the show, was episode 11 when it should have been episode one. How do they fuck that off? Because Fox executives are shitheads, but yeah, so it was ill-fated from the beginning, and now they're romanticizing this experience, I guess. I don't, it's so annoying to listen to these, especially Alan Tudick.

He's such a pompous. He's obnoxious. So they talk about how, yes, the guest was the heart of the ship. So then they start having a little bit of fun with that. If our guest was the heart, what did that make you? Like a pancreas. Yeah, I don't think it's like a mul. that you need to worry about.

I think I did have a purpose. So more like pancreas. I think you got it, pancreas. Yeah. Not entirely useless, like a, like a uvula. No, or like one of those subnumerary nipples. Where, what did he say there? Subnumerary?

And then you get the bilber. These guys belong on radio. It's now the bilber move. So he realized like subnumerary does. it's after right. So they cleared that up. And yeah, don't worry. There's production in this show.

Or is it subnumerary or I think that's right? This is a word I've never heard before. It means an extra nipple. Well, you can just say third nipple. No, I'm saying it wrong. It's, I'm just going to have to just look this up real quick. Extra nipple. Super numerary.

Supernumerary nipple. That's what I meant to say. Sounds like you're gifted. with that. You know, that's a super numerary. Alright, it's a production. It's a reverb.

You guys get excited about this? The producers of this show realize that it needs a lot of help. So they start throwing in production value when they can because it sucks so bad. Yeah. Andy, where do you want to start off

with your clips? And did you listen to a different episode than I did? I listened to episode one. Beautiful. And in the very beginning, It's like 30 seconds in, you're already sick of the hosts and the name of the show. They just keep going on and on about it. Once we were spacemen.

Once we were spacemen. Alan Tudik. Nathan Philean. Tell me why we were doing this. Because once we were spacemen. Once we were spacemen, you and I became friends as fellow travelers on a spaceship. Our lives have intersected at a number of interesting points. But I would say probably being Spaceman is probably the coolest.

Great. Spaceman. They can't even pretend that they're enthusiastic about this. Like, what are we doing? Why are we doing this? I don't know, man. It wasn't going to have a lot of active work. Yeah.

It's kind of bored. It's like, well, this is how we first met. Let's make a meal out of it. I mean, we went to high school together, Carl. We don't go on and on about. the school that we, where we met. No. It's a bad idea. Right. Our school only lasted one season.

Who would want to hear about that? In my clip two, Alan is going to say that before they got to know each other, he didn't really like Nathan. And it's going to start off with Nathan talking about what he had for lunch. It just the, the muck bang of it all and how they fucking didn't get along at first. What you were talking about is our first ever encounter, which was at a Mexican restaurant. Harry's burritos on Columbus. Yeah, no longer exists there.

It's between 70, it was between 72nd, 71st Street. That was a restaurant I frequented. I loved the Harry's Bay burrito with chicken and black beans. Black beans. I didn't like you when I first met you. What? I didn't like you He doesn't like you

I'm sorry I don't like you either Neither do I Hey they had great burritos You can't go there It's not there But let's go on and on about How great the burrito was

So you and Carl went to school together Yeah I know Let's talk about something more interesting So this is similar along those lines They're talking up their guest Jewel State Who by the way I wasn't familiar with her I don't remember this jewel

And so they're talking her up What do you remember about the first time You met our guest? Our first guest What do you remember about meeting her? She was sweet. She was sweet. Cool, man.

Do you remember about meeting her? We're talking about 20 years ago, over 20 years ago. The show aired in 2002. Yeah. They met her when she was a teenager? What did you remember the first time? I had a boater. Is that what I'm supposed to say right now?

Sweet, sweet, boder. Right. I'm sorry, all of Nathan's questions are just teeing up, Alan, to go on and I'll just run on at the mouth. I just hated the first question where he's like, why are we doing this? That was his first question on the first episode. So obnoxious. This is Rob Lowe level type of Hollywood douchebaggery. Can we get back to Jewel, please?

All right. She was so young when she started. I can't believe. And I know that you've seen people like this who started young, and it is a weird way to start. You know, who we are as young people and the experience we have as young people really dictate a lot of who we become as adults. What? Do you just say nothing? Yeah.

Yeah, that was a whole lot of nothing. Yeah, she was pretty young on that show. Yeah, you know, being young is a thing that's good because you get older. You know, before you're an adult, you're young. Yeah. Oh, all right. Oh, cool. Now I take forever to say nothing.

Yeah. Thanks for adding that. Really appreciate it. And they go on about the guests before they bring the guest on, of course. Yeah. And she's not warped, not in any weird way, kind of a fun way, but not in the way that you think of when you think of like child actors. She's just fun. What do you think that means?

Like a drug addict? Like, what are they trying to say? I don't want to know about the fun you're having with children. Right. I don't know what they're trying to say there. Like this, all of this seemed ill-advised. Just bring the guest down. and start asking her questions because, wow, do they have some great questions, including the very first one they ask her.

So, Jules State, let's start out with just you in general. Are you surprised if people don't know you're Canadian? Do people find out your Canadian go, oh? Yeah, I think so. I mean, yeah, that's a funny thing, isn't it? Is it? No. Can you believe that's the first question?

People know that you're Canadian? I guess some people do. No, are they surprised? Are they surprised? Like, what do you think Canadians? They're like, whoa, I've never been a Canadian before. This is wild. Holy shit.

And then they keep talking about the fact, because I guess one of these assholes is Canadian, too. So this is very important to them. If you ever go to Canada, I've been there many times. They're really impressed with Canada. They put their stupid maple leaf on everything. They're real proud of themselves up there. And apparently when they come down here, they're still real proud of themselves. You have all the ethnic markers on your face.

You wear it, you know. Right. You look Canadian, the two of you. Good stuff, Al. Good stuff. You look Canadian. Yep, that makes sense. Nathan's Canadian? Is that what you're saying? I think so, yeah.

Oh, my mind is blown. I didn't know that. Wow. All these years. How interesting. Wow, it's fascinating. And then let's find out how he knows so much about this guest. No, I did a little Google. Yes. On Jewel. Her heritage is a proper mix, a proper Canadian mix, a British, Irish, and French.

I did a Google search on you, Joel. She's like, oh, no. What are you think is going to come up? You've been in a bunch of TV shows and shit. I'm Canadian, buddy. Yeah, right. I was shocked. You have these three people around this TV show.

And they literally just have the most boring interview possible with this woman. Like, literally, those are the first questions. You're Canadian. Ah, you're British. Do you have some British background? Huh? Yeah. Irish, too.

Cool. Yeah, as creepy as it was, it sounds spicy before she came on. Right. It's not like they're going to get into it. And she's clearly gone on to do nothing after this show, and they don't know anything about her. Webster's defines Canadian as I'm talking about. People are fucking cornballs.

And then they get into the questions that nobody cares about. I just feel like I would have talked to you about it more had I known that about you. I've known you. How long have we known each other now? Well, we're talking, Firefly was 2002? Three. Oh. Was it or was it earlier than that?

I know I met you. I was 19, and I'm 42, so it's been a long time. I was to understand there'd be no math today. Fucking corn balls. I mean, I don't know who could possibly give a shit about this show. You're interviewing a woman about her mundane life and the fact that she's from Canada? That's the biggest problem with this, is the only people that would possibly care are people that enjoyed the show Firefly, and they don't talk about it at all. And it's the name of the show.

You know what I mean? Like, it implies the fact that the show is called, once we were spacemen, implies, oh, cool, they're going to talk about that show I liked. Yeah. But nope. Not at all. Just super boring. Where else did you pick up on from the first episode?

There is a lot of Nathan and Alan just, I'll compliment you, and then you compliment me, and we'll just blow each other back and forth, and that's going to be the whole format in clip three. When I saw you at that same table re where you gave me the, I don't know, the generous moniker of movie star and then the captain walked in and I said, that is not going to work. I mean, I get it. I guess it's going to work. Good looking, definitely. Got it.

But there's just not an air of, that's a captain. That's the person who's in charge. Well, that's, I would think that, I mean, I don't really have that in real life, but I would hope that I could act that. That was my hope. So I went up and I said, Hi there. I'm Alan. I'm playing the character of Wash. And he said, hi, I'm Sean Marr. I'm playing the doctor.

Party fucking hard. Great stuff, guys. Great stuff. See what I did there. You thought I was talking about you, but I was really talking about this other guy because I'm clever and hilarious. Oh, yeah. They try to out clever each other. Yeah. I do like a nice ball washing podcast. That's always fun.

People always like that. That's his whole show. Oh, God. All right. What else do they do? They talk about how they came up with the terrible name of the show. Once we were space, it's a terrible fucking name for a podcast. It's worse than all apologies.

But they had worse ideas before they landed on that. So let's hear some of the other things that didn't become the name of the show. So we said, okay, we'll do a podcast. and then, oh my God, trying to name this thing. We went through a lot of Firefly-esque names because that's how we know each other. And we're going to talk about Firefly. But we didn't want it to be Firefly-centric because we wanted the ability to kind of go elsewhere and do other things. So we named it.

We went through a lot of names. Right. What was your favorite that didn't make the cut? My favorite that didn't make the cut was don't cancel this one. I know that. knew that was going to be it. Yeah. I just thought it was kind of, it kind of touched on the show, but it has a negative, I get it.

It has a negative connotation. I really hope they cancel this. Can someone please cancel this? I'm surprised it made it to episode two. Well, they got more guests coming up that you've never heard of, so it's important that they keep going. Well, let's hear what Alan wanted to call it. And this is what, again, you already played the producer. trying to save the boar fest that is a show.

So Alan's going to assert what his terrible idea, and they're going to do some fully work to try and make this remotely interesting. The one that I liked, my other top one was meant to be. Okay. Yeah, meant to be. And I know it sounds a little, a little, hey,

and wind chimes sound now. We can just put that in later, right? Wind chimes, a little gong, please. There we go. and one singing bowl and more wind chimes meant to be what why is that a good name for this show fucking things sucks wow that is terrible yeah but i'm like splashing the uh the superman credits up here for these guys they continuously act in movies together and are our insiders that should have plenty of interesting things to say

about projects that they've worked on together and separately, and it just couldn't be less interesting. Right. In fact, let's go back to being Canadian, because that's some interesting talk. Does being Canadian, do you believe it brings anything to the table?

The fuck kind of question is that? Nope. Do you believe it brings anything to the table? So this is actually the correct answer. I mean, what would it bring to the table? do you think? I just feel like it's not that big of a deal. Does that make sense to you? And especially in the industry, it's just sort of like more of a pain in the ass to networks than anything else

because, you know, they need to make sure you have your work visa and you're able to do that show you just booked. If you about someone from North Dakota or Canada, would you know the difference? No. Of course that. I don't know why they're going out of that about this. Yeah. Remember that episode of Firefly where they were curling on the spaceship? And you remember. really good with the brush and that's why you got cast because you were so Canadian. Yeah. Oh, wait, that doesn't happen on that show. And then they throw out

fun facts for no reason. No one's asking for this and it likely isn't even true. That was something that was brought to my attention that Americans refer to themselves as Americans. But in South America, they find that offensive. Oh, really? They say, we're all Americans.

We're South Americans. You're North Americans. When you say, where are you from? I'm American. They say, yeah, that doesn't tell me anything. Right. You're from the states. Right. So that's how they differentiate. Right.

I didn't know that. Interesting. It's not. It's not. It's not. Again, it's interesting. It sounds like morning zoo shit. Like, Scorch would be saying this.

Oh, Scorch would definitely be saying this. South America. We're all Americans. We're all of America. I'm sure. I'm sure that all those prison liens are pissed off right now. Go fuck yourself. And then the questions of the ass couldn't be worse.

You guys live out of town. We do. Yes. On a beautiful patch. Oh, really? Close to water. How much land? Who cares?

I mean, this is an interview with someone who's not famous, it sounds like. So you guys got a place somewhere nice? What do you guys live in like a house and stuff? Your husband and your kids? Yeah, we do. We have a house and stuff. Tell me about your son. Well, the son is named Wilder.

So this is going to bring out some questions. He's our nine-year-old. So, Wilder. Named him Wilder. Yes. Do you feel like that was giving him license to be wild? Or you just felt that's who he was. That's his spirit.

I felt like that was his spirit. We had a list of names, and that one felt right. So we, we fucking thing sucks. I mean, they're putting in guitar riffs. You named your son Wilder. Is that mean he's wild? No, it's just a name, fucking idiots. I love how the production highlights how bad it sucks.

Yeah, it really does. Because you forget, you listen to a podcast, it's so boring. And then you perk up, you're like, what's going on now? Oh, embarrassing shit that should never put in in post. Okay, that's fun. Andy, what else on the first episode? I got to think it's better than the interview they're doing here with Jewel. Almost.

Well, they start speculating in clip six about potential future guests that they might have based on other things that they went on to do past Firefly. This is Alan bringing up another guy that he worked with on the movie A Night's Tale. All right. Because once we were Spaceman, and I hope that we can have people on also, like we've talked about, different people we've worked with, that we can talk about what they once were. Like, let's say we had Mark Addy on here from Night's Tale.

He's somebody we both mentioned, like, wouldn't that be fun just because I don't think people get to, hear from Mark Eddy. He's over there in York. Yeah, that'd be fun. We definitely don't have a way to connect people who are on different continents. So that'd be great. Who could ever hear from him? He's in York, if you're possible. And Nathan wasn't in this, so I'm sure

he's like, well, what the fuck would I talk about? They don't even talk about the projects, no. It doesn't matter. Could you get Heath Ledger? Because that would be something else. That would be cool. I'd like to listen to that. That'll be a good episode. Is there a problem with that, producer, Chris? I'll look into it. All right. Get me Heath Ledger on the phone.

All right, your next clip name is already pissing me off. It's triggering me. Did you not get that impression when you were listening to this? I did not. I did. But now that you see this, do you realize that these two are the real-life Sean and Hayes-Davinport of Hollywood Handbook fame? The whole time I was listening to this, I was just reminded of Hollywood Handbook. Producer Chris's face, and you said, Hollywood Handbooking.

Yeah, now I'm triggered. Yeah, I know. That's what I mean. I was like, no, saying it ain't so. Also, I'm developing another product I like to call powdered water? Just add water. This sounds good. That sounds good.

Yes, and. Yes, and. Powdered water, you say. Brilliant stuff. Really good. Go on. That's why they're actors, because people write stuff for them to say. You know?

Some people could do this well. actor Scott can't think of any off the top of my head but some of them are pretty good at riffing and carried out a conversation with people on a show well the other thing that is not interesting to anybody that's not an actor is the process of acting it's like accountants talking about accounting or anybody why is it interesting for me is it a podcast where accountants talk about accounting or truckers trucker I kind of want to check that out a little bit But Alan wants to tell you about how he gets into character

And his little routines that he does To stay limber on stage It's just pointless You know I used to play a game for a long time This is just to the weirdness of me Like when I was in my teenage years All the way up into my teen years And like 20, 21 I would just imagine that

I woke up in my body and I don't know who I am or where I am and I have to discover from the things around me what and who I am and I would do this when I was alone thank goodness and I would just find things in my room like what is this and I would just look around my room or where usually in my room alone away from others discovering who and what I was and how old I wasn't I don't know it was fun For nobody. It just... Why would you bring that up? Exactly. It reminded me of Chris Hardwick on The Nerdist, who always had comedians on, and he was, he had Leno syndrome, where he had to remind everybody that he was a stand-up comedian.

You know, Leno was a popular stand-up before he was pigeonholed as a talk show host. And Chris Hardwick, any time a comedian comes on there, he wants to. to talk about the process of joke writing and how important it is. And it's not entertaining. The joke is what's funny, not how you came up with it. And I feel like this whole podcast is that. This is an exercise to help you learn how to act, too. You pretend you don't know who you are?

You look at your room? I know, I mean, if you're... It's like something a very lonely boy would do. You know, no siblings, only child. Someone who's been annoying their whole life. live out in the country somewhere of nothing to do that's that's sad it's a sad game to play that i don't know why i'm fun now what's the next clip here okay well all right then these last two clips they want to establish a an ongoing segment for the show where they learn something new

about each other in every episode i'd have to learn less yeah you're definitely going to want to learn less when you hear the answers to this fucking segment. And this is Alan's, I sped it up for mercy's sake. Thank you. And Alan is going to, you would think that he would give you some kind of introspective or an insight into his life that a fan of his might be interested to learn instead of something that is completely throw away and probably completely made up. You know how when you go to a restaurant, like a nice restaurant, and you order, an Italian restaurant typically, you order a thing, and then the waiter comes back out with some kind of cheese delivery device.

Some, either it's a rolly thing for Parmesan, or it's a little, a little scraper. It's already getting me, but it's a scraper, the grater, or it's pre-grated and it's in some kind of porcelain. This is the worst kind. It's pre-grated in a porcelain little dish, and it got a small spoon to sift it out over your salad, your pasta, whatever. That whole experience is so upsetting to me. It makes me want to jump out of my skin.

It doesn't matter the delivery device. You don't like it in Parmesan put on your food? It's not even the Parmesan. There can be an apologetic nature to it. I need you want some teeth. What? I'm sorry. They seem to want to quiet themselves

while they ask to give you the cheese. Are you shy about how much cheese you want? Keep going, keep going. You don't like the production nature of it because everybody's seeing how much cheese you are? I'm more disturbed by them doing it and being uncertain how much to do, and then you'll say stop

and they continue for just a little while longer before they register that you said stop. And there's a certain apology that comes along. Oh, is that too. much. I don't need any cheese negotiation happening at my table. I don't want any, I don't I don't want any of it. And luckily, I am now allergic to dairy, so I can't have any of it. But I think that

crap should happen in the kitchen, but it doesn't even have me mine. It's somebody else at the table. The leaning over the arms across the table, the sitting and the p-p-p-p-p-sound as it falls on the salad. I can't take it, man. I need to calm down. Abort! You stupid fucking blah-a-mouth cut!

Abort! The idea that he kept that conversation going. Oh, yeah? Tell me more about that. Yeah. No, tell me way less. Yeah. And that was spent. up imagine listening to that in real time brutal i don't like parmesan cheese okay oh he doesn't like the process of the cheese going on the food which is something nobody would ever bring up that's nobody would ever say that put that in your tight five all right that's not going to make the list

it was so performative too that's you know what that actually sounds like to me i haven't watched a late-night talk show and forever like everyone else but the questions and answers they would have like would sit next to j lano mm-hmm hey yeah he does he yeah the pet peeve about the restaurants you go doing at the italian restaurants who do you get on that you know i used to be a stand-up comedian chie leno used to be a stand-up yeah and then the only thing worse than that one is nathan's complete i think i could maybe buy that he doesn't like that version of going to a restaurant where they try and offer you parmesan cheese this

story that nathan tells never fucking happened okay i waited to very late. I went to the local CVS. Oh, I'm sorry, pause real quick. Just for context. He is talking about a guy who's driving his car up and down the street in a very loud and obnoxious way. It was making, you know, people uncomfortable on the street. Everybody

was talking about this guy who was annoying with his car and this is Nathan's revenge on this guy. I waited until very late. I went to the local CVS and they were selling gift cards. They had little cards. You open them up and they play a little tune. Yeah. And I tore out the machine, the mechanism in that little speaker, the

the chip and a little paper plug that when you pull it, it makes a connection, it plays the music. And I took a spatula, like for flipping hamburgers. You know, like a little flat, little bleedle thing. The burger flipper. And I meandered over to his house about 3.30 in the morning, as you do, as you do. His car was parked in a little garage

with an open, no door, kind of carport kind of thing. And I took the burger flipper, put it against his window on his driver side, and I pulled the weather stripping away, and I dropped the device in the door, pulling the paper tab as it went in. Slip out the burger flipper, I go home. Now he's hearing that little digital Doodle it, whatever that tune was,

from somewhere in his car, and it's going to either play till the battery wears out, or he takes his panel off his door. Oh, my God. Dude, that is. You've been fillianed. That is... Oh, no.

What a break. There's no way that happened. Of course not. If I had a dollar for every time I did that. That's so stupid. I stick to the spatula, and then I pull the tab while this requires three hands to do

that's the tell that it's totally made up. So dumb. All right, let's get back to... That's in episode one. They've already run out of things to talk about. They're already making stuff up about themselves. Let's go back to our interview

with Jill because you just revealed her son's name is Wilder and they're like, wow, that's wild. They want to talk more about that. But first... Let's talk about that for a second. But before we do, I just want to ask one of the quick question. Does Wilder know who we are?

But first, let's make it about us. You're nine-year-old son Wilder. Is he fancied fires, by any chance? And Joseph's like, no. What is she supposed to say? Do you show him Firefly every day? Yeah, she literally goes, he's never watched Firefly. So, no, that's not what's going on.

I know what you guys are thinking. Carl, it can't be that bad. There's got to be something interesting on the show that's going on. And what do we like in the Devilverse? We like Goss. We like hot, goss. Let's get some hot. Hot gas.

I was just being told something about a star, you know, in the makeup trailer and the makeup trailer, you hear a lot of, a lot of goss, a lot of hot gas. And so the people that you're nice delay effect on that one, made it more powerful, didn't it? Now I'm interested. All right. Well, let's find out about this hot goss. The tea he'll be spilling on this show. Listen closely. If someone was a diva or a complicated problematic action.

and they're annoyed, they'll tell you about it. So I heard all these stories about this one Oscar-winning person, behaving in a way that I don't know anybody behaving nor anybody who could behave that way. But because they are, have had success back in the 90s and won some Oscars, more than one. So the hot goss is he's not going to tell you. He can't show that with the goss. That's not really goss, isn't it? No, it's definitely not.

It's just, yeah, as a person, you don't know who it is, but you wouldn't. if I told you. Oh, yeah. It's Jared Lido. We all know it's Jared Lito. I'll say it. I just have one more clip on here because I thought this was an interesting analogy when talking about what success is.

I've always felt that celebrity or success in general, let's just go with success, is kind of like alcohol in that it'll just turn you into more of what you already are. I love that stuff. Hollywood Secrets. That's very true. That's very true. Success is like alcohol, but I am full of success. So am I.

I have more success than Lady Kay. I got a 24 pack. Is that why John drinks so much? Is he so successful? I get successful before 8 p.m. every day. So that was my takeaway from this show. What a turd, what a piece of shit. Hopefully I'll never have to listen to that ever again.

Just so ill-conceived. It's people that people like, too. That's the thing about it. Like, people are rooting for these guys. Yeah, I've been to a lot of movies and TV shows people enjoy. I like these guys until I listen to this. No, I like them considerably less. I know.

Even Jenny Jingles, like, we got the suggestion that came in on Patreon to get Nathan Philly and he's great. They're all right. I'll check it out. Not great. Not great. Not great at podcasting. You know, it is great is when we get shoutouts and JTE 0707 in our Discord posted this. And this is on InfoWars, Alex Jones' channel, although I'm not familiar with what this show is.

Because this is very funny to me. And I got to give a shout out to a podcast called Who Are These Podcasts? Because I found these clips. They did a show on Bill Burr. But they were talking more about him as a comedian and comedy and the podcast world. But I was very intrigued by the political aspects of the clips that they showed. So shout out to Who Are These Podcasts. I sort of stole their content, but I've got different points to make.

So I hope they can forgive me. Forgiven, sir. Thank you very much for the shoutouts there. If anyone knows what show this is or who this host is, let me know. Yes, silent shape. I made it. I was mentioned on infowars.com. Finally.

Oh, speaking of which, you know, I was on Normal World with Dave Landau, Quarter Black Garrett. That show was coming to an end. They had their final episode. Normal World? Normal World. Really? Yep, yep.

Alex Stein is no longer doing the Primetime 99 show. What the fuck's going on? So the Blaze has decided all the shows that book me should not be on their network anymore. That's what basically... Show killer, Carl Hamburger. Basically what I'm seeing from that. It's kind of a bummer. But I did send in a video to Dave to play on the show because they were going through all their favorite guests.

And Dave was nice enough to say that I was one of them. favorites i mean not just a guy that is nice uh my buddy jake sent this into me uh this is a quick one but joe rogan just had adam carola on his show i was actually watching this last night and uh joe rogan has been taking little jabs of people lately which i appreciate because usually he's just like the bigger man or whatever and uh you know he's he was talking some shit about who's the fucking comic

who has a problem with everybody WTF Mark Marion Mark Marin he was talking to you on Mark Marin finally because Mark Marin has been trying to talk about him forever and he finally talks some shit Well another guy Who is very jealous Of the successful podcasters

Gets brought up on this clip Twitch guys That's what I'm saying there's guys that play video games all day on Twitch They make a ton of money I know you couldn't I mean there was The time when we started, if someone Young said, I want to do a podcast, you'll go, come on, you've got to get a real job. That's not going to work. Yeah, like Howard Stern.

I like that. He just, yeah, you know, there was a time people thought that podcasts are not a real job. He's like, yeah, Howard Stern, dummy. So I appreciate him taking a shot at Howard on that. Thanks, Jake, for sending that in. And then Tim emailed me over some screenshots of Opie Radio. This is, Opie Radio is live. he sees this show up, zero people watching, so he pops into it.

And this is pretty crazy right here. There are three people on the show, three hosts, and three people watching. Not a good ratio, Opie. You don't have one-to-one ratio. No one would call that broadcasting if you're having as many people watching as who are hosting the show. Another quick note that I have here, Anonymous sent this into me. He said the biggest radio company in the country and their biggest syndicated show, IHeart uses AI video editing software to auto clip and auto post. And he says, watch this clip, see the video glitch that happens randomly in the middle of it.

And he says this is happening a lot more and more on some of the big IHeart shows because no one is paying attention to anything over there. So someone online decided to take all the non-word. ad libs from Michael Jackson's smooth criminal and put them all together and this is what that sounds like do you see that mm-hmm that's fucking crazy what are they doing let's watch it again montage of scaring scotty so i think it's opus is the i was going to say the same thing

that does that and you know i've been pitched by these companies and stuff like and you see that you go oh jesus i think opi must use this kind of shit too it seems like some of the tic-tok videos he puts out you're like the fuck right what you would have been think that was a highlight yeah i've looked at that before and determined it's garbage it will crop your youtube friendly video to

vertical social media clips but they're not centered in any way it's it's off center and it's cutting out dead air and it makes it unnatural sounding it's just not there's a reason it's free it's surprising it's surprising that i heart radio is using that yeah well they're trying to cut costs oh yeah no i get people to fucking i get it they're firing everyone over there let everybody to go. But there's not even anyone on quality control. You know, you'd think there'd be one person just watching these clips before they get posted, but

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let's gonna do it please please please guys stream labs paypal uh super chats Rumble Rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. So, Aaron did something ghoulish on the show. And I was taken aback by this because even by Aaron's standards, I don't have high standards for him. But he gets a little pissed off with someone in the chat. And these are stuttering John-like threats. Oh, incognito. I know your real name and where you live.

what that's not normal oh incognito i know your real name and where you live uh okay it gets worse flies in the face of uh the guy's name it gets worse yeah it's really weird that you pretend to be women online that's really fucked up and strange but don't you know what's really fucked up and strange is that you know this or claim to know this. That seems like really weird behavior and you're showing your hand that you're easily butt hurt by people who are

in the chat. But don't worry. How's your wife's job going, by the way? I mean Panagon. Damn. What the fuck was that? He's just becoming a villain now?

Is he just decided? I kind of like him. Yeah, right. Yeah. He's just threatening the docs people now. doing the coded oh yeah well your wife

ashamed of something happened to her job you know I could say your name I'm not gonna but I know your wife works and Chad Zumach does that

I know where your kids go to school so Chad does that Suttering John does that better be nice to be in the chat how long is probation it's two years so

it's gonna be a long two years he's been excited about getting back and playing basketball again well it's coming Let's talk about that real quick. So, Aaron Imhol, on Monday show, after this little piggy and my disastrous interview with his friend on the inside is the inmate, Mikey, everyone thought that Aaron was going to come on and have this tremendous show with tons of people watching because he could finally dunk on us and take his W.

And it didn't work out that way at all. He didn't have many numbers. He was struggled to hit the goal. he was surprised by he's like what's going on here and so he switched from talking about how we suck to talking about how great he is a basketball and all week he's been bragging about going to the why and playing basketball and pickup games and talking to black people is he's like reliving his time behind bars because that was like a great time for him he's like wow what if i could just do this in my normal life i don't know i'll go to the why and play basketball and then he was fantasizing about starting or joining a league because there's a neighbor of his who was good in high school and he can recruit some dudes

we can put a team together it's fucking crazy a 38 year old man just found a brand new hobby because Mikey said he was Larry Bird I just want to start hearing him pouring concrete down and creating a basketball court in his backyard

putting up a fence with barbed wire on it he's just building a recreating prison in his backyard because it was Why is there a watchtower? There's always watchtower through the basketball court. What do you mean? That's hilarious.

So I wanted to bring this up because Aaron should have had a great week this past week based on what happened on this little piggy. People were predicting, and my buddy Blind Mike was one of them predicting that he was going to crush it. Well, it turns out that ignoring this little piggy for the entire time we've been on and then finally picking a spot to just talk about this little piggy is confusing. if you're just a steel toe fan like wait a second

you've never brought this up before and these guys are all losers and you always say that you're dunking on them but now you actually have something to say and so now you're going to talk about it for an hour and a half people are confused by that and then on Thursday's show it got real bleak

I have never seen erring it this desperate and I've seen erring it very desperate obviously we all have but this is next level right here Val Venmo Rumble Rans gifted membership I should mention he's doing the white power hour

so he's got that light in the background that's going and he plays German music from you know the 30s and 40s YouTube you guys have done nothing to make me believe that we should continue on this platform I will be honest let's go

it can't be zero oh sorry Ablatitious Guys Perfection is my most stressful day of the week Because it's perfection on the line You miss on Monday Who gives his shit?

You miss on Thursday God damn it So close Let's go baby, let's go We can't It's funny how he retains This is the only time he stresses out about the goal You know, it's just these Thursdays

That's one time I stress out about the goal Usually I'm just carefree and loving life He's stressing about the goal every episode, right? It's freaking out about the goal. Perfection's on the line. I failed Monday and Tuesday. That's already over if you failed Monday. No, it's so funny what he considers to be perfect.

You would think perfect would be like hitting the goal on the show every day. Right. Instead, he misses the goal and then cries to the Facebook group that he has, the towboys, and then they give him money and he goes, oh, we made up for it. So we actually did hit the goal. That's what perfection looks like. We can't go the first round of Erica with zero and expect to hit 70. Time to take some pity on the toe.

$70 away. Come on, guys. Oh, my gosh. He's pulling his hands out. Like, give me money. Come on. Give me money, me. I'm surprised he doesn't have a coffee.

cup with like 30 cents in it that he's actually like shaking in your face. I bad want money now. Yeah. It's getting bad. It's getting depressingly bad. It's getting embarrassingly bad.

Listen to the music. I have a feeling as new friends. basketball court, the Y, are not going to want to see this portion of the show. $70. It starts with the smallest step. We've only got three minutes left. All right, that's round one. It's fire up round two.

Glenn Miller, white supremacists, too. No, I think it's just I think it was Otto plays after his Petty time. All right. We're back. We can't do zero.

You can't beg for money and get zero. That's like death. That's too humiliating. Give us a fighting fucking chance. Fighting through all the tech issues, all the hatred, all the disgusting shit. And Missy B says,

come on, Aaron, throw a hell Hitler salute, you know, go for it, you know? Go all the way into. The road to $70 starts with one goose step. I don't want to know the person that's like, I wasn't going to give money, but now that it's white power hour, I'm fucking here.

The fuck. It might actually discourage some people from donated, who want their names associated with us. I would think. I'm not from rural Minnesota, though, so what do I know? All the hatred, all the disgusting shit that the toe has conquered. and $70. Guys, we've been perfect for, like, months, almost a year.

Just, what? He always hits the goal, Andy. Did you know that? For a year, he's hit the goal every time, despite the fact that it's well-documented all the times he misses the goal. That's great. A few memberships, let's go. A few purples.

Don't let MSO win. You're just staring at me uncomfortably. It's weird. We did a really great show, and this is what they're going to remember. But what are the chances of that? He did a really great show. You were in jail for several days, not doing a show at all. How could it be perfect for a year?

Well, that's a good point. You're right. He didn't miss a whole week. That's true. Fucking asshole. Me stress sweating. We got two minutes and ten seconds. Oh, God.

God. I mean, I thought 70 was Feta Complea. I thought we had this thing. Oh, come on. Something. Pity. Drop a red boy in there.

Fuck. Why do I get the sense? That's how he lost his virginity. Yeah. Just a pity father. He's like the Bob Seeger of podcasting. Oh, no. Oh, even his happy song isn't bringing him to right now.

He looks so sad. He's like, I love the Third Reich, but $70. God damn it. Dude, it's one thing to miss. It's another thing to play the music and get zero. Yeah. That's real embarrassing because you really shouldn't be doing that, especially if it doesn't get any of themselves for it.

Dancing by yourself at the prom. Zero If someone just show up with pig's blood That would make this perfect 70 away I mean it Let's go Come on minute and a half

What do I have to do But Aaron it was 70 away Three minutes ago What do you mean? Oh it's still 70 away That's embarrassing That's too bad Come on rally the troops

You got this Aaron You've done this before You know what to do What do I have to do A minute and a half I'll give you the five minutes back. Just don't let us lose with zero in the rally. Is it a meltdown?

Do we need a meltdown? Because this is humiliating. Yes. You don't even want to offer to try a new Taco Bell menu item, like Dark Side Fill or something? Offer on something. I'll go to Wendy's guys. Just give me $70.

This is back. You have no idea. I've been nice and cool. entire morning. I'm soaked now. All right, a minute left. Welcome to my world. I'm not mean.

Jesus Christ, somebody fucking do something. Jesus. It's not funny anymore. Yeah, he stopped having fun with that. And I love when he's like, somebody to do something. Everything he says is give me money without ever saying give me money. Yeah. How about you do something worth giving money to?

Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't work at a job. Play a clip. Play a clip. tell a joke I don't care if we hit it or not just oh really yes you do

I think that's the only thing you care about you mentioned that before care if we hit it or not just don't let it be zero this isn't funny anymore it's kind of funny it's getting funnier actually it's funny for a second

it's not funny 70 bucks away we've been crushing it all morning approachable The dollar says there, I made your wish come true. It wasn't a zero for the rally. Approachable. I know your name.

I know where you live. It's a bitch. This is terrible. This is bad. Somebody do something. 40 seconds left. Wow. We're doing it.

Somebody do something. Yeah. He has so many different ways to say, give me money. He might have Darkside Philby. Hmm. this is really bad I'm frozen but but Aaron remember that interview that Moody and I did with Mikey didn't go well the people who were watching this little piggy didn't like it

why isn't that translating into you making tons of money I don't understand isn't that how that's supposed to work that's what he told us on Monday He started making all this money Because this little piggy didn't have a great episode Yeah When you talk about somebody doing something Why don't you try calling your friend in prison And you just do something slightly different from the norm

And maybe people will be interested in What Aaron should do is post his bail He's very concerned that Mike's poor That's why he's in jail right now Aaron can fix that Bro not only a failure Back to it in the mood. All right.

Yeah, that's great. It's like the happiest song possible. Now, I mean, I guess technically you could say if Rumble Link Friday goes crazy, we got a shot. Oh, okay. So now he's already saying we might hit the goal tomorrow. Even though there's no goal on Rumble Fridays, but now he's going to probably take whatever he makes from that and be like, oh, we did hit the goal, even though we were off by $69. I didn't get late tonight, but there's a damn.

What is the goal? Is it 300? Is that the goal? I think it's 300 in the morning and 250 or 200 in the evening. Jesus Christ. But, oh my God, I can't. I can't. Nope, I can't even. This was bad. Oh, he turned off his white power hour light. He's so upset. Look at this poor guy. If you guys feel like taking pity after the show. Oh, he's so desperate. that was in the mood is for you're in the mood to donate after the goal how many different ways he said give me money now if you feel like taking pity pity after the show somebody do something something he had a failed week i mean this is so pathetic yeah it's wild we can do

better i mean all this would be funny regardless like dark side fill is funny begging for money and stuff but the bravado this fucking guy has talk about he does a better show than us and constantly claims he's got more people watching him and he's more professional and then this kind of shit happens and this should happen one time on WATP I'd never live in town this is insane uh

we we can do better uh on rumble Friday but this guys this epic fail for the toe today epic fail and that's what you call cope

so much for perfect year. Yeah, I know. There goes that. But this is the thing, this is the cope that he does. He loves to hit that applause thing. That's like wrapping himself up in his blankie. That's his happy place.

Oh, they're applauding me. If, listen, don't get mad at me. If you don't like the toe, this should be a huge day for you. Oh, but Aaron, you had a great show. Oh, but Aaron, you did an amazing job. Doesn't matter. Wow. He's talking to himself.

He's doing his daily affirmations. live on a show. This is what April used to say to me before she left. I forced her to say these things to me. If, listen, don't get mad at me. If you don't like the toe, this should be a huge day for you.

Oh, but Aaron, you had a great show. Oh, but Aaron, you did an amazing job. Doesn't matter. We have had, I don't even remember what this feels like. It's been so long since it's happened. You do. You do.

Who does he think he's fooling? Everyone. He talks down to his audience. It's insane. He thinks that his audience are the dumbest people, the biggest rubs on the planet. He's probably right about that, but it's still rude. A miss. Not just a miss.

The needle didn't move in the last five minutes. All right. Well, guys, I tell you what, I don't need to sit here and cope some more. You know, I can just, I know when I'm not wanted. The other fun thing about how Aaron does that is he's like, guys, we only have two minutes and ten seconds to go. And then four minutes goes by, he's like, is anyone going to give me money? What's going on?

What's even the point of time? Exactly. He imposes these rules, and he never sticks to him. Yeah, he doesn't even follow his own rules. Right. We didn't create him. So what are we doing? And then we just watch him talk to himself.

Yeah, yeah. So that was fun. I was hoping to get to that on this little piggy yesterday, but, God, that show goes long. these days when it's over on Melton's channel it's like I'm gonna go out and get some food or something I feel like it's Friday night you should probably go out and do something

not just sit here and chat with Moody and Melton I should send you random shit like Vince yeah one beer that would actually be great I'd appreciate that okay all right I tease this

weeks ago at this point that I was gonna get to this and I never did and let's get an update on Patrick Michael Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me I don't want to know

Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me I don't want to know Because that's absurd So Patrick Michael has this YouTube channel channel that he is very active on. This is CrawlSpace.

And it's at Comedy Crawl Space. 761 subscribers, 254 videos. So there's a lot going on here. And if I click on the latest videos here, we got this one from 16 hours ago, one from 20 hours ago, one from a day ago, one from two days ago. So he is keeping up on this.

Two days, two days, two days, two days, three days. He's posting multiple times a day. Some of these are getting some views. He's got 612. on this Brendan Schaub teaches Brian Cameron about Dan Soder video. He's really focused on the comedians who do podcasts and following that stuff, similar to like podcast cringe and, you know, those other channels that kind of follow the Rogan sphere and all the different shows surrounding that.

Like, he's got one with Andrew Centino and it's got a thousand views out of it from three days ago. That's really impressive for Patrick Michael. Yeah. So I saw that, and I'm like, well, what kind of content is he doing? I'm interested to see an example. So I watched this video. This might be the laziest thing he's ever done. And that's saying something.

This is the guy who we first met because he was reading the IMDB page of a movie and called that a movie review podcast. It's 93 minutes long. Came out in September, 2007. Like, what? This is the movie review? This is actually lazier somehow. I don't know if we can watch the whole thing because this is going to be tough. We'll figure it out.

Play it by your... Oh, no! I didn't check this before. He's made it members only. You motherfucker. Well, that was easy. All right. Let's join.

I am going to have to join. I do like the Mr. Pibb-esque little ID with the gauge. He's still proud of the gauges, and he's done some nice thumbnail work, which is probably AI. Probably opus clip thumbnails if they do that. But it does seem like...

Son of the bitch, keeps getting money out of me. He keeps getting money. Oh, he deserves it. Stop. I know. I was on his Patreon. I upped it from the $2 level to the $10 level, and he still blocked me and kicked me off. God damn it.

All right, guys, so here we are with a new video, at least new to me, from the channel, total bitch. It's got 7.1,000 views. It's a year old, and it is titled Shane Gillis, Secret Sun. Let's hear what they're talking about. Okay, we need to talk about... Okay, so he found a video that he likes on another channel. That's a year old.

And he goes, right, let's see what they're talking about. So now we have this screen up where it's, I guess that's him in the suit with a cartoon head. And he's just watching this other video that he found on YouTube. Let's hear what they're talking about. Okay, we need to talk about. Shane Gillis because this lovable goof is not what he seems. Shane seemingly came out of nowhere being offered a spot on SNL before he was ever even known in the comedy world. And then he was immediately cancelled and lost that position before it even started. But this

story is actually much more bizarre than you'd ever expect. While Shane is now beloved and has spawned thousands of copycat performers, it's only a matter of time until the public finds out the truth. So in interviews, Shane Gillis has talked about playing football in college, going to West Point military school, teaching history as a substitute, and being an active duty Marine for eight years. Now, guys, let's remember all of this is 100% true, based on fact, and highly researched. Tell me he's asked for specifics. Wow. Good stuff, Patrick.

By anybody other than me. We're going to make a transformative. Okay. I mean, all this stuff that I just said is true. Thanks. All right. Back to it. Dodgers the question completely, and we'll throw out that he only did this for a little.

bit or something like that to make sense of how he could have done all of these things at his young age. Well, what if I told you that Shane wasn't lying about all these accomplishments? Because Shane Gillis is actually 57 years old. After weeks of phone calls and emails, I was finally able to secure a copy of Shane's birth certificate, proving he was born in Los Angeles in 1960s. Wow. I mean, it does kind of make sense. So this is a joke video, obviously. So they're making all this shit up. And Patrick enjoyed it. So he's like, oh, sweet, I'll just make this my video. And he's adding absolutely nothing to it.

Wow. Makes sense. It does kind of make sense. Shane Gillis being a, you know, very old man and having all these accomplishments. Yeah. Being born in Los Angeles, you know, accomplishing what he's accomplished. It's an industry plant, man. This is Illuminati stuff 101.

As well as his military records that put him overseas in 1994. when Shane claims he would have been just six years old. And in this now unclassified report, it says while on a mission in Afghanistan in 1995, Shane Gillis got into some type of altercation with the tactical team's translator. Now, according to this report, Shane sent the young translator to a grocery store

to retrieve some much-desired Snickers candy bars. But when the translator brought back Milky Way candy bars instead, Shane exploded with anger and humiliated... Well, that's not the same candy bar, is it? Yeah, that's the joke. Holy shit, this isn't even a good video. No. It's not even an entertaining video.

And Patrick saw this, he's just like, wow, I've got to put this on my channel. And make it members only. It's charged WTP 299 for it. Fuck. It's not as though somebody found somebody with the same name. You know, there's people with the same name. There's another Andy Hines in this city. What?

Believe it or not. That can't be true. Is he cooler than you? Yes. Does he podcast? Do you have his number? That's a different candy bar. Who doesn't get a little bit upset when people confuse the Milky Way for the great and powerful Snickers?

All right. Let's not be a fool, guys. Halloween's right around the corner. He did this poor laugh. What he's adding to this is actually subtracting from it, I would say. In front of his entire village. Telling him, he'd rather eat poop than eat a Milky Way. And then allegedly forcing the translator to eat dog excrement as a punishment.

Well, this young Afghan was the then unknown Osama bin Laden. And after this day, friends and family say he was never the same. But that's another story. Now, back to Shane being 57 years old. When you take a step back and look, it becomes abundantly clear that Shane is, in fact, a 57-year-old man. I mean, he easily downs 25 budd lights in a row and isn't even drunk. Easily, easily slam. Literally repeating what the video said.

Did I tell you this is the craziest content he's ever put? produced. Yeah, I mean, this is... I'm listening. Kevin Brennan-esque. Crazy, yeah. Wow. 25 beers, dude.

That's a veteran of the sport. Studying history and just look at his clothes. And Shane likes to point out that he looks partially down syndrome, but that's just to distract you from what he doesn't want you to see. It's a complete red herring. So who the hell is this Shane Gillis?

Well, Shane was, in fact, a high-up executive at ExxonMobil for many years. after his military service. And this guy did well for himself running the entire Chinese division of the company. And Shane, in fact, lived in mainland China off and on for a full decade and speaks fluent Mandarin.

And we've all heard this. I think there's plenty of clips out there where Shane is definitely speaking fluent Mandarin. I believe it was on the Tiger Belly podcast with Bobby Lee. All right. Let's see. He's got one about Birdcrisher.

Let's see what does. Maybe he's put a little more effort into this other video because it's just I mean, at least stuttering John is arguing, having a one-sided argument with a video. He's just agreeing with it. Yeah, this is the weirdest content ever. He's like, you just said. That's pretty good, right?

All right, I play again. All right, guys, here we go again. Another video, Joe Rogan, bullies Burt Kreischer for being fat, featuring David Guggins from the channel Ping Trip. All right, they got 280,000 subscribers. The guy does some really fun stuff. Really fun edits. Okay, so this is a video that's actually popular that you're just putting on your channel.

All right, cool. Well, hopefully you'll transform this one. Let's hear this. Dude, you're too fat. Dude. Like, what the fuck? That's offensive. I can't be around you.

That's the problem. It's very embarrassing. Have you met David Guggins? Dude, you're fat as f***. He's a fucking whale. He looks like a moon pie. I mean, it's a man. again, I don't know how I discovered these channels back when I did, but I'm so mad that I didn't stick with it.

The problem is, is some of this stuff to the average person you would watch it and be like, oh, yeah, yeah. No, I remember seeing that entire episode of Burt Kreischer, Tom Seguer, David Gagons, and Rogan, and they were just going in on Bert. You're like, that, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, his takeaway was people wouldn't think this is edited to make it look like it's something that didn't happen. That was Patrick Michael's take on this whole thing. He's like, some people are probably fooled by this. No, definitely not.

What are you talking about? Moon pie with a beard. You're so f***ing fat. I'm not that fat. Lies. Don't be a fucking bitch. Come out here, fred of lies.

I'm like a lie detector. Like, I work out every day. Lies. Rant five miles today. His line is ass off. Suck my d. Wow. I suggest you grow the fuck up.

I don't want to. You're a loser. I mean, it's fantastic, guys. The amount of time it takes to even put the idea together is impressive and then the execution he's impressed with the amount of time it takes to put the idea together yes this is a lazy lazy

man this Patrick Michael holy shit maybe he's never had an idea yeah ideas can be hard that's true the execution flawless this channel should have more than 280 let's what are we doing wait are you just promoting the channel is that the point of this then

See him all the time There's a lot of Losers out here That won't face it I had to study them I became an expert In pieces of shit That's crazy

I know who you are So you can't come around me Bullshit me man Like you know You can't just turn Who the fuck you are off You are able The faces that he gets

Of Bert Are just Powerful I mean he finds The exact right face That Bert would be making During this conversation Piece of shit.

Yeah. Anyway, so that's what Patrick Michael's up to do. He's closely a lot of videos. This is just crazy because it's somebody else taking Joe Rogan's show. Yep. Zooming in on it and cropping it. And then Patrick Michael showing a video of somebody else's video with, you know, he's got like stock footage. I'm just wondering how many views he thinks he should be.

If he's saying, oh, there should be way more than 280 views on this. this, what does he expect to get from his video of another video of another video? I know, like I was saying, some of these actually get some views, though. So he's titling them well? Yes, but thumbnails are good? I know. I put Shane Gillis in a thumbnail, too. I know.

You're right. People watched it for seven seconds. It said, oh, Shane Gillis isn't on this. No shit. Yeah, he literally is just showing someone else's video who made a video out of another program and just going, that's pretty good. I know, guys? Yeah.

It's all right. Right? I guess. Actually, I didn't think it was that good. I don't think either of this were that good, actually. None of it was good. Burt Kreiser was in it for fuck's sake. Patrick was very entertained by it. So good on him.

Senator John did a show last night. He was pretty drug. You want to talk about it? Yes. Skia. All right, so, John had Ava Riza on the show last night, one of his favorites. And, you know, they're clowning Shulie, and he goes to one of his go-to lines when he likes to make fun of Shulay. But, hold on me.

I don't like Shulik. Who does? I mean, in my honest opinion, his wife doesn't either. I always got to say Ava, in my honest opinion, because he always got to worry about any, oh, he defamed me or, you know, his wife has to hate him because he's a disgusting, talentless for him. Well, think about, like, what does shitway to do? Like, what does his wife say to him? What do you do for a living? What does his wife say to him?

What do you do for a living? Is that a conversation you have with your wife? Yeah. Hey, Carl, good to see. I just got home from work. What, by the way, what do you do for a living? None of your fucking business. That's my secret.

Also, John doesn't have a wife. But if he did, how would he answer that question? Joe, what do you do for a living? Well, I'd read $2 superchats making fun of me and my family. Doesn't everyone? For two or three hours a day. Cool. Good stuff.

But that is a weird question to come from your wife. What did your wife ask you what do for a living? So they go on and talk about, shitwire, shooley. And I was like, wait, is this a rerun? I thought this was just last night in this episode. They showed, shitway, I showed pictures of my kids.

You know, so, I mean, but again, it's not what they do. I've never shown any pictures of shitways kids, nor would I ever in my entire life. Because that's not what I do. He doesn't show pictures of people, family members. It does it all the time.

Because nobody's sent them to me today. Well, right. He has to wait for someone to send them to him. I would never do that in my entire life. He's such a child. He's such a 12-year-old when it comes to this shit. Which, by the way, we talked about this last time. Him and Vince the lawyer had a big falling out because Vince was doing this thing where

he was screen grabbing the text conversations he was having with John and then sending them over to Rocco, Tuki. And he does this all the time. Vince loves doing this. and John found out about it. So he's like, all right, I'm shutting you out of my life forever. And he's stuck to it, right?

Nope. He's teasing what's coming up here. Anytime I get Keanu on. And it will be great if Keanu comes on and then Vince comes on, it'll be like, oh, oh, I can't wait to watch Vince, like, be so, like, weird because she's so hot and he's not. Yeah. Is he coming on? it's incredible because John hits on Keanu all the time

and he acts like they're compatible humans like that would ever be a scenario that made sense to anyone John and Keanu and he goes can you imagine this Vince the lawyer guy who actually has millions of dollars in the bank is way younger than me could you imagine if Keanu was into that guy he's gonna be all weird yeah he's gonna be all weird yeah watch this awkward guy around a cute girl

that's you John John acts like he's already fucked Kiki yes he really he really feels that way too he gets so weird around Keanu he gets he forced her before she comes on the show he's talking about how hot she is he's literally doing the thing where he might as well just be like kicking the sidewalk in front of her like oh gee who me he'll get here he sucks at this so bad and um him and uh aba you know i have to talk about hot she is and aba again i think ava's playing some type of role on here. I could be

wrong about that. But Ava just goes along with everything John says that you have to do when you're on his show. Like, oh, yeah, kind of so hot. I can't believe it. And smart. So amazing. And Gina Bobina pops in with a super chat here. I think John's a little drunk because he's not

picking up on it too quickly. Gina Bovina put the alcohol down. What? Bush Light? You call this alcohol? All right. So John goes to his go-to. I drink shitty beer. so it's not alcohol. No, it's so much.

Yeah. But he missed, he didn't read far enough ahead to read the rest. Put the alcohol down and stop the show and repair your relationship with your kids. Why do you hate them? Is the super chat? He is up on the screen.

And wait until he recognizes what's actually going on here. And stop the show, repair you. Oh. Yeah, you have to shotgun in a bushlight to get a buzz. What? You're like shotgun in a bushlight to get a buzz. Oh, this is their big, this is their big win.

Do you notice that John's not listening to Abba at all? This is going to happen throughout this show where Abba's talking to him and he goes, well, he goes, what? And then she repeats it. And he's like, oh, look at this. What Connor is saying here. That's not how you treat someone you love? Yeah, right.

I know. I'm surprised that he just pays no mind to Ava. And actually, what you're going to see once Vince and Keanu come on is that Ava becomes an NPC on the show. Like, Abba's just like, all right, you're no longer part of the show. just sit there and watch us now. So I don't know how I was going to feel about that being treated as a second-class citizen. But you see that the Count Connor wrote,

Shully called Bruce Jenner a Fruit Loop, or was that you? So Count Connor is calling John out for his joke about Bruce Jenner, was on the Wheaties Box, and now he's on Fruit Loops, calling him fruity. Not cool with his liberal mindset and his family, full of LGBTQIA pluses. And so, Count Conner's acknowledging that. But offering him an out. Well, no, I think that's the joke.

It's like, you know, you always rag on Shilly. Did she say this? Oh, no, no, that was you. He said that. But this continues on as Count Conner doesn't let him off the hook very easily because John just goes, oh, that was before he was, we, that was a joke I made. Back on the Tonight Show before he transitioned. There was a gag that we had with the writers and stuff like that.

So, kind of has a follow-up. Have you ever tried out like a Pat Dixon current mustaches? Like, you ever just done a mustache? Oh, here we go. Yeah, but it was in my act and I forgot. Okay, so Calcutter goes back and he goes, no, you did this in 2020 after your kid transitioned.

So John is ignoring Abba. Yeah. You ever think about growing a mustache? it's like she's not there it's so weird and then you did it in 2020 after your kid transitioned so you should have known better

because he was trying to act like well that's the past you know what are going to do and then so he goes yeah yeah yeah but you know I forgot it was in my act I forgot so they go wait you forgot your kid transition

to anyone no I forgot that I had it in my act sorry how could you forget you had it in your act this is what's amazing about John is he loves to play both sides. He's a 158 IQ with a steel trap memory, and he remembers everything.

He doesn't get past him. And then you're like, yeah, but you were making those gay jokes in 2020. He's like, yeah, I know, I forgot. I was in my act. How can you forget it was in your act? It's in your act. It's part of my OCD. Doesn't it make fucking sense what he's talking about.

Anyway, I thought that was funny. Let's talk about John being super horny for Keanu. Keanu's coming on, though. Okay. She is smoking hot. Hold on me. Yeah. You should put a suit on for her.

Put a tie on. Yeah. Hold on. Let me see how I look. Put a face on. Let me enhance my skin appearance. All right. All right.

Guyana's coming on. And she just turned 33, by the way. It's like a child. Yeah. He really is. Yeah. Because he just found out that it was her. birthday.

Yeah. Didn't know. Someone else had to point it out. Yep. And now he's an expert out of the subject. I don't know if you know this, Amma. Yeah. Kind of just turned 33 years old.

She's had a birthday. I know that. How much does she weigh? People love it when you bring up these things. I mean, John acts like he's her boyfriend. Yep. You know, he's like, ah, her and I know a lot of stuff about each other. Like, I know there was her birthday the other day.

Yeah, she did a whole live stream celebrating your birthday for money. Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows. It was her birthday the other day. and so Vince the warrior joins the show and Ava puts VTL on the spot I was not too happy with this man Abba just come on and let's see what

I don't care if she did say it intentionally I figure that's what pencils have a raisers Abba just come on please you know I love you What do you have to say about the numerous people that claim that you have handed out pictures of me before I transition to them?

me yeah there's numerous people that say you did that i didn't know who you were and i apologize that sounds a little crude and what about one of your burner accounts on dabbler's anonymous posting that shit which i got like a hundred of them i know you do what's no john because once i had me block it they keep creating another one to to even like say anything why you just admit it that would actually be better no just i don't have a so you're You've never done anything Like behind the scenes Like pretending to me

My address, my personal phone Pictures of me ever You're a liar He's really bad at lying in this one Do you see all those tells first? He's like, me? And then he tries to deflect Why? I got lots of soccer accounts

I mean, you know, I just got to do Because you keep blocking me, John. And then props to Abba. No, no, no. Seriously. What's up? Have you been posting? these photos of me before I transition. And he's just looking at her like, uh,

no. I mean, definitely. If there's no follow-up questions, no. Right. So then Vince has a joke here that John celebrates, but there's a reason why he celebrates this joke. I don't even know which state you live in, besides

confusion. I'll give you the joke, Vince. I'll just give you that one. But I do that. I do that on my act. So John liked that joke because it is in his act where he talks about all of his kids

were born in different states or conceived in or whatever it was. Whatever the fucking joke is, who cares? So state of confusion. He's like, ah, it's pretty good. That's a pretty good way. You're taking it from me now. It's smart. It's tough.

Now, this is the reason why Vince, who was shunned by John and blocked and he said on his show, he's like, I'm never talking. talking to Vince again. There won't be any text messages. I'm cutting him off. And then the next day, Vince is on the show. There's a reason for that. It's because there's a rumor going around. You guys hear about a warrant? I did. Yeah? Yeah. So apparently, there's a rumor going around that there is a warrant out for John's arrest for revenge porn in the state of New York. I think I know who might have pressed charges against John for such a thing. And John seems to be pretty concerned about it um what is this warrant nonsense have you fucking heard anything at this i don't think that there's any any truth any of this and he's just trying to fuck with it

but have you looked at it have you tried to find out i don't think there's any methods to find out a warrant john put it this way have you ever disseminated any pornography in a revenge form no and what do you got to worry about it i like the way Vince is playing this We're going to see this come up a few times where John's like, yeah, but did you see, is there more, though? Seriously, is there? He's like, what are you got to worry about? You've never disseminated nudes of someone you were mad at to get back at that, right? John's like, well, right, obviously I didn't, but, you know, maybe, I don't know.

Maybe someone photoshopps and screenshots or something. I don't know. It's always someone else's job to look into it. I know. He can't possibly. That's only like Vince is on the show. Like, do work for me. Report this.

I'm a busy guy. I know. So this is very interesting because I can tell you that Kate Meaney has been busy lately. Kate Meena is back. I got an email from her. She requested I change a thumbnail

and a title to one of the videos I had. It was implying that she slept with John because John was implying that he slept with her. So she's like, can you not have that on the Internet, please? I'll change that for you. But then she's also been striking a lot of videos. I know the Tuky's channel

and Patrick Melton's channel and I assume many others are getting these strikes because she's looking to reclaim her privacy. I think Kate Meeney doesn't want to be a guy. Kate Meeney just wants to be a normal person who if you Google, you don't find a bunch of stuff about butt sacks and cocaine and something like that. To each their own. Yeah, yeah.

I think it's more fun to be Kate Mee from a year ago, but what do I know? Maybe she was struggling. So I know that she's been active. And it's interesting that all of a sudden, rumors are coming out that there is a warrant out for John about revenge porn in New York State that wouldn't make sense to me because Kate seems to be trying to write some wrongs that she's had. So we bring up revenge porn here and John's transition bringing on Keanu couldn't be more insulting.

Speaking of somewhat porn kind of things, here is Keanu Thompson. That is a terrible intro, John. Okay, hold on. Whoops, he fumbled that one. That's his girlfriend. He fumbled it. Speaking of porn, horrors, sluts. Speaking of butt holes on the internet.

Yeah. I got you, everybody. She's like, Jesus Christ, really? I thought we were friends, man. So then, you guys ready for creepy, John? Oh. Oh, creepy John. Yeah, creepy John.

You heard of them? There's Sonny John, and there's creepy John. And creepy John loves when you have a birthday and you're a hot girl. Because then he gets to make his moves on you. This will work every time. All right. Keanu, could I just say one thing to you? Absolutely.

Anything. Can you put these weather pants on? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Come on, Ava. Happy birthday, dear Keanu.

Thank you. Happy birthday to you. That was so heartfelt. Thank you. The funny thing about this panel that we're watching right now is that half of them know that John's a loser. And they're in on it. And they're goofing on John.

And then there's Keanu. Keanu. Yeah, I was just like, hey, we're all doing a show, right? This is a cool fun time, right? We're all allies on this. Like, no, Vince the lawyer is actively destroying John's life as he always is. And I'm pretty sure. And I was up to something.

I'm pretty sure I was up to something because it really doesn't make any sense otherwise. I can't make sense of it otherwise. People disagree with me on that. But I don't know. I don't know what else she would be doing with their time. So John, of course, because he's 12, maybe 13 years old at this point, has to ask Keanu if she got laid on her. birthday. And look at how enthusiastic he gets about this.

Do you and Eugene consummate your birthday night when you got home? We did. Yes. I won't lie to you. All right. Gino! So what's it like? Yeah. No shit. So did you fog? He really were Nothing from Howard Stern. Yeah.

He learned absolutely nothing from the Howard Stern show working there. Did he get late on your birthday? Yeah, I did. Wow. Gross. Fucking weirdo. All right. So, John, did you get laid on your birthday?

Uh, yes. All right, so now we start talking about how Vince leaked private text messages. Like, we talked about. John sent him text messages. He sent those over to Rocco. And so John wants to address that. Have you ever leaked any of John's text to anyone? I apologize, though.

Yeah, but it's too late, then. You keep doing it. That's it. This is why you've got to love John Edward. It's too late, but I'm back on. Yeah, you're only back on because, I want to ask, does any warrant sound on me? Yeah, he does use me for any type of information.

Yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, I'll get me back on because I want information from you. You can do something for me right now, so that's why you're on the show. Let's go around the horn and ask if who here has leaked personal information of somebody, everybody? Okay. Yeah, I know. This whole panel, it's really funny when they start talking about leaking private text messages. sometimes I just leak

because John doesn't realize that that's what Keanu was known for yeah and he's known for too and so he keeps talking about this and puts Keanu the spot and makes her very uncomfortable but first he brought up the warrant again so what's with this warrant

why does John seem so nervous any movement on that yet fits since the beginning of the show why would there be a warrant out for you I don't know but but if there were like what would be the grounds.

They're claiming revenge porn, but did you ever have any naked pictures of Kate? No. So then what revenge porn could you possibly at? I don't know. Did you have naked pictures of Kate? No! I only bragged about it multiple times on this show

that I had naked photos of Kate and then I tweeted them out. And I also have talked to people that John has sent them to. So I know for a fact that this happened and I've seen the tweet. I've talked to people who have gotten the photos from John. They still have them on their phone. So

if Kate is pressing charges, she has a case for sure, because that was definitely revenge. That was vengeance. If you guys remember John calling the mom, calling the grandmother, posting all this shit on Twitter about her being a whore and a drug addict and all this crazy shit. And his I don't know there sounds a little guilty. Oh yeah. I like the way the into playing this. Yeah.

He's like, I mean, how good that even possible? You don't have naked phone as a K to you. You would do that? No. Yeah, right.

Yeah, it's almost like when he's talking about how he'd pass the LSAT. He's like, John, yeah. You'll pass the Lsat. You're smart.

You don't have to study. Just take it. It's fine. You're good. Yeah. So it's kind of fun. I like watching John squirm. Oh,

yeah. Because he really does freak out about this kind of stuff. Oh, you should in this instance. Yeah. Yeah. This is serious. This is a criminal issue

that he's dealing with, not a dumb frivolous lawsuit. John, you ever watch Steeltoe? Yeah. John got sent AI of him kissing Keanu, and he has to pull this up on the show to watch himself kiss Keanu.

With her watching? Yes. This is not comfortable for anyone involved, except John. Oh, boy. Here's what you were on. You never saw this? Oh, my goodness.

This is, oh. Oh, boy. Such tender kisses. Yeah. No, there's a better one we're making out. I know. There's a more realistic one where you start vomiting in the middle of it. Did you see John's face as if this actually happened?

He's watching it like, it's a whole movie or something. Remember when we kissed on the plane? It didn't happen, John. But he's all excited about it. this is fucked up man he wants her to like it yeah well check this out

so then he's looking all over the place for a different one and then he finds this one all right kianna this is you and like oh dear god oh my god

oh my god oh my god oh my god this is I'm sure so John's very happy about this one because they're making out passionately in this AI video. And John is loving it. He's got a smile on his face.

It's ear to ear. He couldn't be happier about the idea that him and Keanu would be making out. Remember, he started this by saying, I'm going to bring Vince out. He's going to look like such a dork talking to this hot chick. And the child goes out, he goes, look at this video. Someone made of us making out. Yeah. I'm the Duke.

This is, like, one step away from pulling out, like, a Ken and a Barbie and going, this is you and this is me. Fucking loser. That was very specific, Andy. John, if you're watching this, you should do that on the show. That would actually be a pretty funny bet. Oh, my God, John. You're so handsome and tall.

It's like space balls, right? No, I didn't see you play with your towel, sir. Good. All right, so this is where we decided to get Keanu. really uncomfortable. And John's not doing this on purpose because he's a fucking idiot. And he doesn't realize that Keanu reads people's personal text messages all the time. Myself, Missy B, April.

The list goes out and out, actually. No, it's not an allegation. It's a fact. Keanu, I'll text Vince and I say, do not share. What do you think he does? shares it. Why do you do that, Vince? Yeah, Vince.

Why would you do that? Why would you share information that was sent to you private? with other people who weren't involved of the initial communication. Keanu wants to know some answers here. But, all right, Keanu, here's my problem, okay? Sure. Let's say you send a friend the text and say,

you know, I look like shit today. I am going to go get a facial, right? Sure. Which is benign. Right of facial. No, but it's benign. But Keanu, it's benign. Right? There's nothing.

You, though, you're the person who sent it. You don't want to disclose. So to you, that's personal. And when you write, do not share. How the fuck does Vince get to decide if it's fucking, if it's okay, because it's not anything that's personal to me. True. Especially if you say, do not share.

Yeah, exactly. And that's what he shared. That's the text he shared. So Vince, therefore, who the fuck are you to decide whether I think is personal or not? Oh, man, Keanu is struggling with this. It's hilarious that John's picked out Keanu because he doesn't care about Ava anymore. Keanu's on the screen. Didn't care about it before.

Alva's on the screen. Keanu's doing that thing where her eye is, one eye is like closing up. She's like twitching. She's so uncomfortable. with this conversation. Can you believe he's shared, even if you don't think that it's personal information, I still don't want that to go out there.

Canada's whole thing is like, yeah, I read Carl's text, but who cares? It wasn't a big deal. It wasn't anything important. So it's fine. And John's like literally saying that to her. She's like, oh, shit. Yeah.

How am I going to be on John's side? I have to be on John's side, but I also do the same thing. So what am I going to do with this? John should get Jason Ellis on the phone and find out his opinion. Yeah, that's right. Jason Ellis, who is a numbery game. I don't think Kiki's that.

Quick, it's more like something was said. This reminds me of something. You don't think she's following. Something doesn't feel right. Well, I mean, it's crazy when you think, like, why would you want to be friends with someone who will just quickly leak your private conversations with other people? This is why, like, why would you even be friends with the guy? Right. Like, seriously.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you be friends with someone who does something like that? I was like, yeah, right. John doesn't know he's shaming her this whole time, which is great. So finally, Keanu does get around to justify why she doesn't, which is always appreciated. On my show, yes, I've read a text. Or if somebody's lying about me, like Club of Carl or whatever, I, you know, or if he's going to be an asshole to me, then I will read a pathetic text message from you where you are complaining about Kevin Brennan making.

Did you hear that? There's three exceptions to the rule of not reading private text. It's amazing. If you're talking shit, if you're pathetic. Pathetic. Or if you're a club footed? And he's not even trying to make a point with her. He's only talking about himself.

He doesn't even know. He has no idea. He's no idea. That's what's so funny about this. Because he keeps grilling her. He's like, can you believe this guy's sharing my text message? She's like, yeah. Fuck.

All right. I do the same thing, John. Jesus Christ. Why do you keep bringing this up? But I'm justified. I'm justified what I do. I do it the right way. And I will read a pathetic text message from you where you are complaining about

Kevin Brennan making. John, can you bring Vince back on and ask him a couple of questions? That's what it is. Sounds like you're straining to do some explaining. Yeah, when you do it, it's great. But when Vince does it, yeah, it's totally terrible. It makes sense. once you bring yourself back on your own show

then bring Vince back to rights All right so Vince has got another why tell here So Vince you're clearly stating that you have never

sent any photographs of me to anyone Yes Okay For the people who are watching this Abba asks specifically You've never sent photos of me to you know pre-transitioned to anyone.

And Vince is like, yes, meaning he's never sent photos. But watch his head. It actually nods no as he's saying yes. Yes. Yes. That's body language 101 right there. You're like, oh, he's obviously lying when he says yes while nodding, he said no. So that's fun.

But the question comes up, is Vince a friend for John or not? What's going on with their relationship right now? Do you like this man? Do you feel like he's a friend to you? Maybe not, yeah. No, he's not a friend. He constantly does everything to hurt me. I mean, send my private text.

The only reason I had him on is I thought, because he has a capability to see if there's a warrant, and I thought maybe he could tell me. Because I would laugh at anything, you know, because whatever the warrant could be, I bring it on. I just wanted to laugh. I can tell you're ready to laugh about having a warrant out for the rest.

I mean, it'd be hilarious if it was. I'm just hoping it is. So that's why I brought Vince out to tell me so he can laugh about it. He is so transparent. He doesn't realize that this is the same tactic he uses for everything. We actually, he's not bothered by it and doesn't care, but he brings it up over and over. He's super bothered by it and is really concerned about it. It's awesome.

I love it. I really hope that Kate Meady takes some action against John because he deserves it and he did break the law. So Vince the lawyer, is he going to come back on the show? I mean, John just had him on there and I thought he was never going to talk to him again but he was back on the show.

So what's the future of Vince? Is he still in the backstage? No, he's gone. I banned him. Oh, because I had one more question for him. And I blog. Well, where the fuck why are you? John is already.

shot at somebody banned and blocked Vince the lawyer He was just on the show 17 seconds ago He's like no band blocked Out of my life Also where the fuck were you

I was sitting in the corner Being ignored I spent on your show For the last hour and a half Yeah I know Even when Abba does talk No one pays attention to it Everyone just moves on

Straight through it Did you hear something I was Mike is very low She needs to work on her her audio For sure. All right. You guys ready to poke a dabbler?

Sounds like you are. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To poke. A dabbler. What do you say, Carl? And co-host. Are you ready to poke? A dabbler?

Well, I'm going to do this again. 209, tonight show with Jay Leno. 21. The Jay Leno show. A movie, the Howard Stern Radio Show, the CBS show, 1998, and then the Howard Stern Show, 2,265 episodes. So, Mike, I think it's fair to say that I am and was a real writer for The Tonight Show at Jay. Leno and for the Howard Stern show but you weren't so I ask you Mike don't you feel stupid you'll probably say no because stupid people are too stupid to what did John say next

here your choices number one to be this stupid be to see see the stupidity right in front of them next to stop being so stupid four to feel that they're stupid and lastly to admit that they are stupid to poke a dabler wow this is a tough one okay I'm gonna go lastly to admit that they're stupid what do you think trucker Andy. Four. Feel that they're stupid. A lot of people in the chat are saying four.

That looks good. Uh, what do you think, producer Chris? First of all, I like what Cardiff did up top there. Yeah, I know. Too stupid, too. Swapped the two, two. If only John, we're here. I know. I didn't say anything for that exact reason. I'm going to go next. All right.

So I ask you, Mike. Don't you feel stupid? You'll probably saying no, because stupid people are too stupid to feel that there's too bad. Yes. Finally.

Broke the spell. With the W. Well done, sir. But I think I've thoroughly proved my point that you are a fucking idiot. You have no writing credit of any significance. You were a

freelancer. Hey, listen, people, our stage manager, Mike Schiff, got one or two jokes in as a freelancer. And he's a stage man. He has the same check for $50 and or $75. And? And? $50 and or $75.

You mean or? Idiots. So to say that you were a writer. on the tonight show is a fucking embarrassment that's all for this time come back next time to find it if you are man enough

to poke a dabbler brought to you by patreon.com slash cardiff electric go there now and join so to say little cardiff on that you were a writer on the tonight show

is a fucking embarrassment. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. I don't think there was a cardiffotic podcast network anymore. I'm not buying that. I forgot about that era where John talked that slow when he's being so performative. Right.

Took forever. And he thought like he was getting out really good points. Oh, yeah. That the show you'd our good watch is like, oh, fuck. You got us again. Yeah, he got us this time. And that cadence. This really hurts.

No coming back from this. Well, what a show. What a show. And the reason why it was so fantastic is because we had Trucker Andy on as our guest, and people can get more of Trucker Andy. What? We can. Yes.

The All Apologies Podcast is where you can find more of Andy. Yeah. We are doing a live on tomorrow night at 7, and we're all going to go see The Running Man. I've been doing a series about Edgar Wright where we covered all of his movies from Sean of the Dead up to last night in Soho leading up to The Running Man coming out tonight.

So we're going to go check that out and then go live and figure out if it sucked or not. All right, yeah, there's a bunch of us all going to see The Running Man in IMAX, which I don't think we have a very good IMAX theater in this town. I've been told that our IMAX sucks. It's like from the 90s.

I don't think it's changed at all. But whatever, we'll see that. That's exciting. And then you're going to do a show about it Sunday live. Yes. Okay. Because people hear this at different times. So tomorrow is confusing.

Correct. You know what? You know how you saw this? Yeah, you go to all apologies on YouTube. You subscribe. You hit the notification bell. And then that will tell you when the show is live. So please do that.

Please do that. That's all Andy is begging you to do. He wants to hit the goal of subscribers, please. Let's check out what's going on on the internet. Internet News with Jenny Jiggis. From Facebook, Tim Triff shares, poor Lady Kay. The penny witnessed the first U.S. President. It witnessed slavery.

It witnessed the Civil War and the Great Depression. But after 233 years on this planet, it never witnessed a Bill's Super Bowl win. From Patreon, Chris Atrell admits Bill Burr turning into an honest-to-god locale was not on my bingo card. Dame Taft applauds us. Great work deconstructing that loudmouthed win bag Bill Burr. No one can accuse you.

of punching down. When it's a rich white guy, the negative creep may be on his way to Salem. Obituary and WATP? I think Reds is my kind of place. Andrew confirms by suggesting live show in Salem Mass. Reds is the best breakfast spot on the North Shore. Deluxe comments on the Doom clip of Gino yelling about Lady Kay. How much of the white stuff did he sniff prior to that? Wow, he's extra fast talking and can't finish half a thought. And Ani Nani Opines, There's been a lot of instances on various shows where Carl demonstrates his lack of emotional attachment to any living being, but having no desire to bring back a pet really seals the deal. Carl really is the biggest creep on the creep off.

Andrey Gunner Hawkson gripes still waiting for the Patrick Michael Deep dive. McRae 04 gives it a whirl with. There's no excuse for John's behavior. This dude is fucking corny. Dewey Coxman is outraged. You're giving drugs a bad name, John. Stop! Stacks 1123

As Jay thinks making weird phases is funny Like a child He is so unoriginal and unfunny It is almost sad Buzz num nuts agrees Hey, look at me I'm an egg Hey

He could be the least funny person ever JCal 68 Wow His comedic ability is awe-inspiring Everyone must be so jelly of his ability Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha moron. Barnes and Noob's reports he couldn't even commit to this bit. Already gave up on it on Thursday night.

Proves it was pointless and did nothing besides make him look dumber. And from YouTube, the Atari network is glum. I hate to say it, but I guess I have to be a steel toe fan now. That's how this works, right? The Whip Four Riffs? Hello? Stern's County Jail? I'd like to report an inmate being interviewed. And Rick Taylor places out with, the last 10 years of Bill Burr's career have taught me how great, of a ventriloquist his wife is. Good stuff. Jenny Jingles and producer Chris. Thanks for bringing us the news from the internet. And of course,

the last segment on the show is always the Gary and San Diego voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and rolla. Our greatest voicemailer of all time, Gary and San Diego. Still being tortured by John's lip-smacking.

Up there and happen, poor guy. I am getting lit up this week. Carl, you are getting lit the fuck up on the sorry air an episode of the Blind Mike project. Yeah. Dude, you got to have those two in the HR office. They are out of line. Yeah, yeah. That's why Blind Mike wasn't on Who Are These Socials this week?

He's fired. All right, this is, some people are over the errand stuff. One last quick thing. This is, take this as, like, advice from that a true friend would give, even though we don't know each other. We get it. Aaron's an idiot. He begs for money. We get it.

I love you, buddy. Keep up the, well, I would say keep him to good work, but the Aaron shit sucks. Love you, bye. I know. A lot of people are sick of the toe. He also ate cum. I know. He does a lot of funny things.

But, yeah, people are sick of the toe. I had to play that bag, begging segment, because that was the most pathetic one out. It was bad. Yeah, that was fun. I thought it was worth it. Hey, look at Bill Burr's calling it to the show. Billy Burr, Colin. Hey, Kyle up in Rochester.

It's me, Billy Burr. I wanted to say, fuck you to Adam Bush for criticizing the show. Me and my beautiful feminine, like, a horrible, what the fuck? They're not in a fucking ball. Anyway, me and my beautiful feminine wife was listening to the show We was listening to the pod where you was watching the Buffalo Sabers Favorite part of the show Favorite part of the show, keep it up

That is a good Bill Burr right there Yeah Now this is the guy who doesn't like Bill Burr Oh, I get into the show Hey Carl, this is Bill Burr's biggest hater I just wanted to thank you again for continuing to cover him. I just want to reiterate for everybody listening. I listened to him 10 years ago, haven't listened since.

Nothing has changed. But also I just wanted to comment that I think it's cute. You think he has a studio? Obviously there's no video evidence of this, but I'm like 99% sure he just has a fucking microphone and he's sitting on his couch watching football, speaking into it. because in the past, when he was having his first kid, he was even bitching about how he was kicked out of his own house and had the podcast in the garage.

So he's also a very angry man, or used to be at least, and with his new kid, a lot of things changed. He used to be like the angry drunk guy, and he was hilarious. Now that he had kids, he sobered up, which is, you know, good for him, whatever. But also, too, he reined in his anger and started, you know, I don't know if he basically pretty much masks it. I don't know if he's taking anger management classes, but so long story short, everything that made him funny, like all the stories of him being drunk and, you know,

having crazy nights, he no longer have that. So now you're just getting pure, unadulterated, sober, unfunny, a bald redhead man. And it's sad. And he sucks now. And I'm glad everybody knows it. Come back. It sounds like a good analysis, bald redhead man. It's funny.

How does that work? Bill reacting to the football game while he's podcasting was so maddening. It just kept happening. I didn't pull all the clips, obviously. It just happened throughout the show nonstop. I can't stand watching football with particular people, father-in-law, because they cannot, I don't want to hear their commentary during the game. There's already people giving commentary, and I don't care what your thoughts on it are.

And I used to think that was the worst. Now I've learned listening to somebody give commentary on a game that I can't even see and already know the outcome of. That's the actual worst. Yep. Chris, call me back. Okay. Yeah, dude, call him back. I will.

People want more Patrick Michael. I don't know if they will after the segment we did today. But we want more Patrick Michael on the show. More Patrick Michael. In fact, this guy called in a bunch of times. More Patty C Cups. All right. I hear you, buddy.

More Patty Pute. Water. All right. Anything else you want to say? Yeah, I agree with the last caller. We need more. You're not fooling me, sir.

I thought I'll keep in the same number. It's funny. Good stuff. You mean this guy? This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, goodbye. Goodbye. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. Okay, bye. Bye, Brennan. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit.

I rewatched Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom. That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode.

I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Stay woke.