Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep676 - Chris D’Elia Reacts, Opie & Ron, Howard Stern, StutJo, Bill Burr

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

This week we’re starting off with a very quick interview of the founder of wikipedia, Jimmy Wales. Chris D’Elia was hosting his solo podcast and trying to react to videos he found (or someone found) on the internet. He’s absolutely terrible at podcasting and CANNOT come up with anything funny or interesting to say while watching robots and teens giggle in a car.  There’s a pro-communism podcast called Metal Gear Red that featured Jackson Hinkle explaining that things are going great in North Korea. Bill Burr is completely phoning it in with lackluster “jokes,” terrible ad reads, and only a tease of having potentially interesting stories. Opie reminds us that he has no money coming in and he's very upset that other people are making money off of the old O&A show. Howard Stern and Fred Norris both reinforce that Stuttering John never wrote a thing on the Channel 9 Show. Stuttering John is striking everyone while airing defamatory content that will likely get him and his cohost sued.  MYQ Kaplan's new stand up special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf9i_z-Aw  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:  ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/WBcJsoY5XxE  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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an amazing interview with Jimmy Wells, the founder of Wikipedia. I'm sure you've seen his name before. Have you ever used Wikipedia? We all have. And he's on this show. I want to thank Japanese fart enthusiast for turning me on to this. He told me about this in our Discord.

You know, the Discord server is free to join. The link is at Who Are These.com. And there's a review suggestions channel in there that I check all the time. And it helps us program this very show. Be the producer of WATP. Yeah. By going to the review suggestions channel in our Discord server. And keep that artwork coming.

Keep the artwork coming and the song parodies. We love all of that. But this is a fun interview that we get to see with Jimmy Wales from Wikipedia. All right. New episode of Young and Eve. I have a new guest. Who are you? I'm Jimmy Wales.

Founder of Wikipedia. You're the founder or co-founder? I don't care. That's the dumbest question in the world. Really? Absolutely. There seems to be a dispute. There's no dispute.

I don't care. So, yeah. Say what you like. It doesn't matter. Isn't that like when it comes to Wikipedia a problem? You know, what are the facts? Yeah. Well, it's not a fact.

It's an opinion. you can have whatever opinion you like it doesn't matter but for you you're the founder can i just say again it doesn't matter i've answered your question four times you know what i'm done thank you thanks what's going on it's stupid don't ask me stupid questions how is that stupid it was the first question all right we're done here the shortest interview of young and eve good stuff they deserve each other yeah

seem that I was going to go in a good direction at some point but I guess we'll never know clearly doesn't care it's the end of that seems like he cares a lot about that a little bit maybe he doesn't like the other people

who claim to be founders of Wikipedia that's what it seems like to me like if people said like didn't you and producer Chris start WATP I'm like a no definitely not

and we didn't invent gray matter either well I'm not sure about that. Anyway, let's talk about Christalia because Chris Delia does a show called Congratulations with Chris Delia. It's his solo show that he does. And he really comes so unprepared for this thing. He's just going to sit down in front of the camera and do his wacky voices and talk nonsense and keep people engaged and in tuned with that.

Well, lately, he's been doing what a lot of these podcasters do and a lot of YouTubers do. he is watching videos that he finds interesting online and then reacting to them. And so the problem I think is that he's not watching him ahead of time. So we're seeing his first attempt at making jokes about these videos. And he's watching this video. It's like an advertisement for a robot that will help you around the house. So he's seeing this introduction to this helpful robot and wait until you hear the name of this guy who's introducing

the robot. Chris is just going to go off on this, see if you can count the jokes that Chris comes up with. My name is Bern. And today? My name is, my name is burnt. Hello, my name is singed. Hello, my name is Ash. Hello.

Are you, hello, my name is Ouch. Hello, my name is and this is Neil. Good stuff, Chris. This is the worst mystery science theater ever. It's not great. I know. He probably should have written some of this down ahead of time, I would imagine.

He's also doing that John thing. He's so hungry to get in there. He won't even watch it. The guy said three words. Right. That's one of the problems here is he feels like he has to react to everything. He can't just like, go out of play a little bit. Because he goes back and restarts it and proves the podcasting is actually very hard to do.

My name is Bernch. And today, what the fuck is his name? Burntch? He just fucking meet people with different names from a different continent. That's fucking crazy, dude. What's wrong with Jim and Timothy? It's so crazy that they'll just be like, dude, you get your fucking Uber and the Uber guy comes on and he's like,

you're like, who? Oh, here comes Bolon. That's fine. But if Bolon's a name, why can't Bolon be a name over in fucking Virginia, you know? ball on the fuck you know without eric griffin he sounds like eric griffin right it's incredible that he still has a show that people watch and we've been paying attention to bill burr lately and looking at the comments underneath his show and nobody likes bill burr's show anymore you read the

comments you see like everyone is clowning bill so i was curious like are people enjoying this show why are people watching christelia's podcast and i saw this comment come up 2557 Hello my name is burnt Bit absolutely killed me laughing faces And then someone responds to that That gets 20 likes

Someone responds to that I was laughing at that So hard dude Now if you think that I played a part of it Out of context That was the whole part This person's referring to This was a very hilarious part

Of Christelius podcast I think these people If they're real They're watching it Out of tradition Obligation ASMR It's just a thing they listen to. They like the sound of it to fall asleep.

They formed a connection with them because I don't think Chris would find this funny at all. No. Chris is podcasting on easy mode. Yeah. It's just like, yeah, he's going to pass every level. It's not that impressive. He plays gigs in Europe. I don't think he's like, your name is what? Sven. Get a load of this guy. Everybody. Still, well, you think he'd come up with a European sounding name. It took him forever to do that. And it was Gorbils? What was it? I don't know. Bolin. Why can everybody be Bolin? I don't know. I don't know, man. People different names, different languages, it's a thing. You don't have to tip. Just click the thing. All right, so he goes back to this

robot video, and this is funny because he's confused why this robot exists in the first place. This is like a robot that does household chores for you, but he gets very confused of why this robot would exist. Neo, our humanoid

for the home. Okay, so this humanoid is for the home, and it's 20 Gs, okay? So you need fucking 20 racks for this motherfucker for this 5 foot 6 bitch right I mean this thing is 60 something pounds 5 foot 6

that's nothing dude like this thing like my wife is 5 foot 8 and she's I don't know 1 something so this thing is a bitch dude it's not a sex robot why does he compare it to his wife yeah what does it matter

I also love that he's like my wife is 100 something careful I think He's saying, I can take it. I think so, too, because why is he calling it a bitch? It's also not a battle bot. It doesn't have MMA as a skill set. Please stop hurting me.

Yeah, right. He's giving it a noogie. See, I told you guys, this is worth $20,000. Look at this. What a bitch. Whoops, the swirl he killed it. I'm not waterproof on the head. It's a robot stock, right?

In 2025? Yes. I thought so. So, yeah, he continues to hide about this bitch. bot and he's all over the place so you can tell his brain's trying to think of like a comedic premise like where am i going with this what's my angle what's my joke and it's just it never gets anywhere if i'm getting a robot like i you know and this is a this is a hard take if i'm if i'm getting a robot dude i don't want no bitch bot dude i want a straight up

I don't want to feel threatened in my own house I'll say that But you know you got the switches So you could just turn it off But like you know I want to feel like he's capable Because I watched this dude do a video This dude the fucking

The robot Do a video of putting a drink away In the in the fucking dishwasher Took six minutes He didn't know where he was going with that Or what the joke was going to be Now this robot's putting a drink away in the dishwasher Which is not where drinks go

I don't think he's confused of what his angle is supposed to be. And again, he hasn't watched more of this video than we've all seen. So it's like, well, let the video play for a minute. Maybe there'll be something interesting that you can latch on to and comment on. Your takes won't be so hard. But instead, it's like specific to the height and weight of the robots. Like, that's not where the comedy is going to be, Chris. Maybe, like, watch it fumble around the house or something.

Like, watch it vacuuming or something and then make fun of that. I think we want to find the same. problem with Bill Burr. These people don't know who they are anymore and they're trapped between who they've become now that they're rich and successful, who they're supposed to be appealing to their audience and then who they really want to be. So he's trying to find an angle on this thing that he thinks a normal person would have and he's failing. The other part of this, and I'm glad you brought up Bill again, because these people are obligated. They have sponsors. They have to put out episodes every week or whatever twice a week for bill and so they're obligated to do the show

and it was amazing to me to hear bert crecher talked to tom sigur about how he wishes he didn't have to podcast anymore i think a lot of these guys have fallen into this trap where they're like this is my steady income this is my easy paycheck i don't have to travel for it i can do it from my house because for comedians they can make a lot more money going on the road but that sucks they want to just feel like us walked down to the basement record a show and then it gets tedious and they're not putting any effort into it so it's not fun for them and they're watching the numbers go down but they still have enough money that they're doing it and it just seems to me like chris is going through the motions and he's miserable

yeah that's what it looks like and with burke christher that's the rock bottom it's not even that you feel that way it's that you're comfortable enough to say that on the podcast and to your co-host that's where we heard he's just like don't you wish we'd have to do this anymore at I mean, this is my whole thing, man. Give us hell, Bert. It's crazy. Chris Alia has turned into a stuttering idiot. But, but, but, but he's basically, so, so, so, so, so this, so this robot, I mean, just watch the video ahead of time, jot down a couple notes, maybe some bullet points.

I believe, uh, Ray DeVito even does this. He has a couple bullet points. Oh, low blow, Carl. Starts to, you know, I not. I was trying to be mean. I think I pulled it off. It was rough. So Chris Alia is just out here watching something.

So, da, dot, dot, so, uh, but, but, but, and then he loses his train of thought once again and decides like, oh, yeah, maybe I should just watch this video. So fine. Okay. So then, and let's just watch a little bit of this. So, you know, the robot, Nanny. Let you live with it. Yeah. You just not tell them.

Here, let's go to this part. Okay, I can't play that part. I pound carrying capacity so that can handle any... What it is? It's making uniquely safe for you and your home. But safe doesn't mean limited. He doesn't know what to do with this now. He's scrubbing through up.

No, I can't show that part. I guess I'll show you this part. He looks interested in it, actually. Which is not always great for funny. Yeah, like if you're interested in this robot, I'm sure you can afford it, Chris. Like, you can just do that on your time. Figure out if you want to purchase this robot or not. I got enough slaves.

You're right. I put the rope out in the house with the chicks up banging because they're not cleaning up after each other. That would be very helpful. He's not supposed to be so comfortable that he's picking his nose. He wants to. Yeah. Yeah.

I also don't like the green screen. I think the show looked better when he had the wood behind him. Is it just me? Do you? Yeah, it looks great. You know, it's good for sound dampening as well. It's a lot of advantages to the, uh, the manly. It's current.

It's just, screams 2025. So then he finds this other video. And he starts this video up. And again, he falls into this problem of, he feels like he needs to react to it immediately. And I'm not sure how he found this video

or why he found this video, why he thought it would be entertaining. So what we're going to watch is over the next few clips, Chris is going to play a video that is boring, that no one should watch on purpose. And then he's going to realize it sucks. and try to sell it. Like, no, no, no.

I definitely did this on purpose because this is actually great. So this is where it starts off. You have three teenagers in a car chewing the shit, as John would say. Dude, this kind of shit. What's your favorite serving of potato? Dude, I'm not doing the potato.

Just because you're out of fucking shit. Dude, two guys in the front car. And then the guy in the back car gets mad because of the whatever they just brought up this guy kid brought up potatoes the kid in passengers he brought a potato as a kid in the back gets ornery

what's your favorite serving of potato dude I'm not doing the potato jokes because you're out of fucking shit they all sound the exact same I can't even believe that's three different voices you heard if you're just listening I think it was just two but so already he seems

disinterested in this thing yeah but he's like wow can you believe this This guy brought up potatoes. This guy doesn't want to talk about potatoes. Every week, at least one of us gets shit for describing the clip and then playing it and then saying what just happened. Yeah. But not as literally as he just did. Yeah.

So far, we don't know why we're watching this. So now he realizes like, okay, I got to start selling this. He's going to get a little chuckle out of this one. Who's out of shit? What are you talking about? Anytime they're silence. Anytime something's not hilarious, Chris brings up fucking potatoes. Oh, it goes out of this, you fucking spot.

Oh, you do, you do anything to bring up potatoes for french fries. Shut the fuck up. My God. So, because he's going, ha, ha, ha, ha, this guy doesn't want to talk about potatoes. Ha, ha, ha, ha. See that? The guys in the front want to talk potatoes. Guys in the back, not a potato talker.

That's been Cardiff on. If only Cardiff was here when we need them to get the inside scoop, so Chris decides he needs to sell this a little bit better than how he's selling it so far because right there even he's just like oh okay so let's let's really sell it anytime there's sweet fucking silence dude that's a great obsession this is an origin story he's going to be potato man there it is he found his angle that that's what it's going to be yes this is actually a video that will people be talking about

like, what was it, Mikey bit me or Billy from the dentist, whatever the fuck those videos were this is going to go down in history with those videos. I was going to be his origin store, potato guy.

He's got nothing of this. It's brutal. This is how he's filling the time. And he continues to ramp up. Like, we should all be entertained by this. Shut up. This kind of shit. if you're a teenager would have you die and I get it bro I get it he doesn't get it

what's your favorite kind of potato french fries or this or that that's a fucking stupid question though he is right what a boring fuck you know what's your favorite potato is a is an offense that does get yo get out of the car so he's trying to find his angle again we watched this with the previous video he's like uh Is this hilarious, and I get it? If I was a teenager, this would be so funny? Or is it boring? And I hate this question.

And this guy sucks. He doesn't know, but he doesn't get it. And he doesn't want to seem like he doesn't. So he's coming up with something. Yeah, I don't know who curated this for him. I don't know why he's watching this video. Somebody younger, so he's trying to act like he's still cool. That must be, like, dude, you're going to love this potato video.

So he watches that. We saw all of his reactions right there. He wasn't sure what to make it, but he decides to back it up, play it all over again and figure out if you can make it funny got the fuck oh they're dying please i'm literally begging you it's either you shut the fuck up or i cut my ears off and sew them to a necklace wow i'm sick of it my god bro why does he the way the way he says it is crazy wait hold on this is beginning what's your favorite serving of potato Dude, I'm not doing the potato

jokes because you're out of fucking shit. The guy goes, mash. How do you not say what do you mean to that? Even though it's so, so specific, that is a fucking favorite serving of potato. Dude, I'm not doing the potato jokes because you're out of fucking shit.

Who's out of shit? What are you talking about? Anytime they're silence, anytime something's not hilarious, Chris brings up fucking potatoes. Been there, dude. I love it. I wish I was in that car. It's hilarious, dude. I wish I was in that car.

It's hilarious. Okay. Cool. I may say this too often, but that's Opie-esque. Yes. He thinks he's on to something. You know, he said mashed?

Like he's got a Boston accent? Yeah, he does. Have a Boston accent. Can you believe that? They all talk the same. Yeah, yeah. They're all from Boston. That's why that happens.

I think he's trying to impress Becca the intern. Yeah, he's definitely. He's trying to impress somebody there who's like, Yeah, we got your show for you. You're going to look at robots. There's kids talking about potatoes and crack it up in a car. It's like, good. So just do your thing.

Don't tell me anything else. I got it from here. So go do your thing. If you ever said to me, producer Chris, we got a clip baggage for your car. You just do your thing. Fire it immediately. It's like, no, write notes for me. What are I supposed to say?

Please. No, no, no. You just do your magic. All right. Fair enough. So then later on, he finds a robot that he likes. Remember, he didn't like that bitch robot. So now he finds one that's kicking ass.

I need to fuck around with this robot, dude. Honestly, straight up, I'll fuck it. I don't care. Sweetie, it's not real. You can't be mad. And I'm not gay. It's not a guy. It's 10.

He's only 60. He's only 60 pounds. That was a callback. Call back to the other robot that he was talking about. I love this dynamic that he has where he tries to played off like his wife doesn't want to murder him for cheating on her with a thousand girls some of them maybe younger than they should have been and so he's just like you know he's has this hypothetical he's fucking this robot that he's watching he's like ah sweetie can't be mad to me for

this one she's like I can't be more mad at you so yes that is correct you're a scamp the way you avoided charges and prosecution you're a little devil I love when national magazines write up about your sex life while we're married it's great we just had a newborn no it's awesome this is this is fun style It was funny because you turned our marriage into a joke And me into a laughing stuff That's the funny part That's really really good stuff

Appreciate that But wait he has one more On this robot And he's turning into stuttering John I know you just said Opie But this is Specifically what stuttering John would do on his show Oh dude

Just nuts Damn I'm trying I'm trying to... Oh, wait, I got to send this to myself. What's the fucking... Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm going to send this to myself.

God damn it. What's my fucking phone number? Jesus Christ. He's helpless. What was that piece of shit show he did with his brother? Oh, they're still doing that. Lifeline? Yeah, Lifeline.

Yeah. That's better. Well, yeah. Chris with anyone else is going to be better because Chris 100% of the time sucks. I'm realizing that. But, yeah, his brother's terrible. terrible too. They're both really bad. They're giving advice. I forgot. That was the premise.

That's the premise of that show because, yeah, I was checking out Chris's channel today and I was looking for what he's up to. And who was bringing that to as Andy or someone? I think so. You said it before. I think it's very true. Broadcasting on your own for long periods of time, it just messes you up and it's fascinating. We keep saying it's like John. It's like opi. there's some disease that we're going to find and name that is this locale thing they all end up having from all different spaces where they just become the same person with the same instincts staring back at yourself on a screen and cracking yourself up these people should be institutionalized immediately we have bill burke coming up we have opi coming up we'll talk about that first we have our fringe of the week this one comes in from robo shit stain mk 9000 in our Discord is a podcast called Metal Gear Red Podcast. Now, basically what this is, is these are, this is the American Communist Party.

They're shilling this new concept called Maga Communism. And this guy, Jackson Hinkle, who's been banned from YouTube and various social media platforms for misinformation, which is not something that I think is a bad thing. I think getting banned from platforms, I mean you may be on to something. But this guy's saying some bullshit. So these guys are pro-communism.

And I like the way this guest on the show, Jackson, is spinning how great communism is. I don't understand how anyone could look at what's happening in the world today. Objectively look at the rise of North Korea, how beautiful North Korea is. By the way, the women's soccer team, football team in North Korea, U-17 just won the FIFA World Cup for the second year in a row, the rise of China and arrive at the position that, no, we should not follow in their wake or, you know, adopt this for American characteristics. We should adopt the Nordic model or we should adopt South Korea. South Korea has 10 elderly citizens that are committing unalivings each and every. So these are, this is fun because he's praising North Korea at how great it is to be there

and talking about like South Korea, people are like taking their, their lives. Well, North Korea, they can't afford the noose or the wabbledly stool. So that's part of the problem. But also the metrics he's focused on. So sports teams, totalitarianism often produces great sports teams. It's one of the things they do. They focus on it. I know that the North Korea leader is big into sports.

So I could see her, be like, hey, we want. want to look good to the world, let's make these slaves really good at a sport. Let's find the slaves that are really good at the sport. Let's make them pride us all the time and get in a really good shape and be good at it. And this guy picks that metric as the, that proves communism is working. A good business model. Yeah, that must be it. And it's a beautiful place, too.

So there's that, except for at nighttime, it's pitch black. Adam's on Butte's, uh, he's a lot of boys. What he meant is the women are beautiful. The women are beautiful. When he said it's a beautiful place, I think he meant they have hot women. That might be true. I do watch Squid Game, and there is a woman who came over from North Korea in that. That's easy on the ice, as the kids say.

You're the only guy who ever jacked off to Squid Game. I know. I wear it as a badge of pride. I think that's very impressive. A batch of pride. I have a batch of pride over here. Let's talk about Billy Burr. And, you know, he does two podcasts a week.

Bill does his Monday morning podcast that we learned is recorded on Sundays while he's watching football. And then he has his Thursday afternoon podcast that he puts out as well. And the most recent Thursday afternoon podcast was 30 minutes long, including the ad reads. So he's really kind of just phoning it in at this point. I don't think he really cares about it at all. A lot of the episodes are two and a half hours, three hours. These are now half hour, 45 minutes. Yeah, well, even this one, so I'll show you the clip here I want to play for you to start things off.

So this is his podcast from the 13th of November, the Thursday show. And if you're looking at my screen right now, you can see that it says it's two hours and nine minutes long. His podcast ends 30 minutes in, and then they just play old episodes of his show. And I'm not sure why they're doing that. I don't know if that's for the algorithm, if there's a reason why a longer video on you, YouTube would get more views or make more money or something because it's so random. It's just a random episode. They just start playing as soon as his 30-minute show is over.

I wonder what the strategy. Maybe it's to fool people like Adam and thinking he's doing long episodes. That has to be it because I didn't know. That must be it. Perception. So this is more examples of him just cracking himself up. And we keep talking about this. You can't just do a show by yourself for years and years.

You will lose your mind. then it become exclusive it's like the ultimate look what I got like you know what a fucking Birkenbag is it's the new iPhone

for whores wow that would really caught him didn't it he was not ready for that he was not ready for that time stamp you want to play that laugh again that's a kind of yeah that's good for the board I think

I bet the five seconds because the arrow button does. And it didn't even catch the beginning of the laugh. He was already mid-laff five seconds ago. What the fuck? How far back do I have to go? Let's try ten seconds. You know what a fucking Birkenbag is?

It's the new iPhone for whores. Holy shit. You know those tech nerds? Yeah. Like it's, they got to get the new phone. I'm not going to name this person, but I knew. somebody. I still know somebody that was so

into technology. They had to get the iPhone every time the first day it came out. They had to get it. It's Robert Kelly. We all know. You talked about it all the time. I don't know it, Anthony. You guys talked about it together. We know it's Robert Kelly. And then they had to take it out when they were at the comedy club and just be scrolling on it, just to be scrolling on it, for someone to be like,

is that the iPhone 9? Oh, my God, right? This dude one time He wanted the new phone so bad He was busy Had like an audition He made his wife Go down there and stand in line

To get a fucking phone I was like dude How is that funny I don't know He made his wife go get the home Can you believe it? I guess That's fine

Can you play the next? next three seconds that just happened is it there or not let me just wait a week in a week there's not going to be aligned you can just walk in there like a goddamn person he's like I don't know dude I gotta I gotta have it it's just

it's my fucking thing technology's just my thing and I was like all right you know what fair enough okay that's it why are you making you wait at that phone I want to know

she said she would so it's fine okay fair enough that's fine that's fine that's fine I think he's lost his bite a little bit. Yeah, no shit. Do you have an opinion on this or not? No, not really. That's fine.

Fair enough. Bobby's a good guy. It's cool. So then he gets into his ad reads. And he does he fuck this one up? Holy shit. Again, when you do ad reads, especially on, I think on any show, if someone's paying for an ad, whoever purchased the ad, usually is an agency, maybe it's internal to the company,

they want to go back and review it. Make sure you did it right. Make sure you hit the talking points. and just make sure you're doing a good job with the ad read. So I can't imagine what this advertiser thinks about this. Every gram matters in the Ridge Wallet 2.0. They found the perfect balance. And I just fucking scrolled back up to the top.

My apologies. Where the hell is it? Ridge Wallet. Say hello, 12. It's 10%. I just did it again. I just did it again. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

What the f- You know, some things are just embarrassing. This is just embarrassing. Say a little of the Ridge wallet. Everything's better on the ridge. Okay, it's 10% letter. Every gram matters in the... This is crazy. It's not a live show.

Right. And he's even like, this is embarrassing. Sorry. Yeah, edit all of this out. I fucked up some ad reads in my day, and I edited it before I posted to our feed. he gave them so little material they had to use every word he said I guess so so I found that to be surprising it's just the opposite of professional

and also like he said embarrassing well now let's get into CEO talk this is what Billy's known for man down with the CEO's man because they're too rich and powerful man I don't know I don't I don't understand these fucking I don't understand people they just look at people as like these

these things to manipulate and just fucking make money of these but this is very funny because it's right after his ad reads he goes through all these ad reads he goes through all these ad reads is like can you believe these fucking people just trying to get money out of us what's wrong with them yeah yeah

to manipulate and just fucking make money of these I'm telling you Trump has the right idea with these fucking vans he's just putting the wrong people in him he should be just going around getting all the fucking CEOs that's what he should be doing the sociopaths

you know there's nothing wrong with rounding up people as long as you're doing the right doing the right ones you know and fortunately I know who those people are he sure does and they're not royalty in the Middle East

those are not the people it's those gosh darned CEOs are running the companies Those are the people should be rounded up, set off to a camp somewhere. You're going to see this a lot with Bill Burr, where everybody is not allowed to do or say certain things, but he is. And he'll decide who can say things about women or who can make dirty jokes. It's all up to him. And he's letting you know and signaling to us, I think, by laughing.

It's always when he says something, you know, kind of wild, like women are hoars. I don't mean it. I don't mean it. It's funny when I say it, right, guys? But not when anybody else. does. And then he gets, he takes a turn, it gets real political here as he often does. You know, if I was running alligator alcatraz, this is who I would put in there. And let's try to avoid the obvious, like what I was just saying, fucking heartless CEOs and the politicians they own.

Whoa, all right, Bill. That's right. to be a populist with the rest of us here. Yeah, it's those CEOs and the politicians we've got to fight against. At a certain point, I think you've become too successful and have too much money to have these opinions, but also to continue on with this track after he took the money from Saudi Arabia and everyone gave him shit for it. And he hasn't figured out a way to pivot from this at all. He's still doing the same spiel, the same act.

Like, ah, these people in America, these are horrible. people, right? And I love at the very end of this episode, like I said, it's only 30 minutes long. But this is something that's weighing on him heavily, I think. All right. Have a great weekend, you cunts. Be nice to each other. Don't give into this fucking all of this craziness on the internet around the world and all of that shit. Dude, you can still be a good fucking shit. Day, don't cost nothing. All right, I'll talk to you. You want to stop making fun of me now? Would everyone be cool?

Like just not making fun of me anymore? Because that'd be cool. I'd like that. He ends his show with that. All right. So, okay, if everyone can stop being an asshole, don't give into it. That'd be neat.

Don't give it to it. The bots are making you do it. Don't forget that. Ah, fucking this robot that Chris Dalia sold me is making me be a jerk on the internet. He doesn't know who he is or what he's doing. I noticed that. So you checked out this episode as well, Adam Bush. I sure did

What did you pick up on? You know, we picked a lot of the same things in terms of like the ad reads and the battle against technology but if you can play my clip number two it'll show you that he doesn't know how to act or who he is anymore. Just go

Go to Switzerland. She goes, all right, we'll have dinner one night so we go to have dinner one night and we go to this this fancy fucking schmancy restaurants which I fucking, I don't like fancy. I like good food. All right?

I'm not going to say like I like to eat some Gabage, but like, you know, those fancy restaurants, they, they fucking bring the thing out. And there's like a 20 minutes, it's not 20 minutes, but there's a long, like speech that somebody has to give and they have to tell you about all of the food. So I guess they think if you went to the restaurant, you're really into food. Yeah, that's what they think. That's precisely what it is. Also, they kind of want to know, like, what they might be able to order and how it's prepared. So, yeah, that's how that works.

Who does he think he is? He's like, I'm not the kind of guy to just turn to my wife and say, let's go have a fancy dinner in Switzerland and then show up there. And now they're treating me like I'm some hoity, toyty, rich guy. That's you, Bill. They're going to tell you what's in the food. And then they assume that there was a special event we were celebrating or something. They asked if it was my birthday.

It's crazy. Just bring the food. Just because I'm dropping 1,200 bucks on dinner. They think that this is like a big deal for us. What assholes? I like good food. I don't want to know about it. Right.

Just put it. I'm going to close my eyes. Just put it in my mouth. Tell me when to bite down. So we can go to the first one in the next batch. I am not familiar with Bill Burr's podcast. I was familiar with his acting work and his comedy, but I didn't realize what his podcast was.

And it certainly makes me understand why Opie feels like he can do the kind of show he does. But I'm here for insights. I want to know what he's working on. I want to know what it's like being an. actor, what he thinks about all that. So here are some of his inside the actor's studio look inside his career. When I'm pretending, when I'm an adult and I'm pretending to be somebody who I'm not, I never bring my phone down to set. And that's how you said, down to set, not down to the set. For some reason, you say set. He's on set. He's going down to. He didn't

bring it to set at first I thought it was when I first heard it I thought they were saying Seth like who's Seth sounds like a producer but anyway now I feel like an insider next time I call Adam on the phone

I'm going to be talking all Hollywood to you and you want to be like is this Carl from Rochester? There's no way. Doesn't sound like anyone I know from upstate New York. That can't be the case. Adam, are you on the set? Oh, fuck. I fucked it up. Damn it. Can you put call back on the phone? Yeah. He knows what he's talking about. Jesus Christ. Yeah. He won't talk about anything. He won't reveal anything about what he's working on, who he knows, what he really thinks, and it makes it all really, really boring. And he's resorting to this word sounds like that word. Yeah. Could you believe that? I thought he was talking about.

talking about Seth sounds like a producer. The whole show is just him talking for 30 seconds about something and then pivoting to sports. All right. You know what? I just decided something. I want to do a bonus show. Okay. Where it's just me by myself.

And I try to pull off an hour long of no notes, nothing to talk about. I just do my best bill ber slash opi impression. It's going to turn into sports talk immediately. I'll be talking about the bills, baby. Yeah. All right. I'm doing it. Whether you like it or not, asshole, this is happening.

I just want to be able to talk in goofy voices and be sing-soggy like these assholes. It'd be fun. No one to watch it. No. Just like these assholes. People won't subscribe. I'll get a lot of shit for it. Senator John will have programming for weeks, but...

Maybe it is a bad idea. Erase whatever you wrote down. Well, in Bill Burr's defense, he lives in a... amazing life. If he were willing to share any details about it, this would be a very entertaining podcast. It could be. Yeah. Yep.

Instead, he's just like, I was in Vancouver. What'd you do there? Went to a couple different coffee shops. A couple different. It was nice. They were good. We walked down the street. I swear to God, this is the stories he's telling me.

We made a turn. There's another street. We walked down that one. I only get one. It sounds like opi per show. Yeah. But you know what I'm thinking. I have never been to Vancouver.

Oh. I assume. They had streets. Streets, you say. I've been to a lot of other cities. So I assume that Vancouver also has streets on it. Streets with coffee. And coffee shops.

I assumed that as well, even though it's quite the import for them. And he's pushing this sensitivity and forgiveness. That's the name of his latest short is sensitivity and forgiveness. So I guess we get to see him exercising that as he talks about incels. I mean, just call yourselves what you are. Just call yourselves quitters. You know, Jesus fucking Christ, you're just going to tap out? You're going to tap out and blame pussy?

How are you going to blame pussy when you don't even have it in your fucking life? What the, what the, I actually think some of the shit that they say is misogynistic as some of the shit that I've said on stage. Like, it's like the in-cells, like how they view women. Like, if there was a comedian. version of that before I went on stage, I would be in the back of the club pacing going, I can't follow this.

So Bill also talks mad shit about women, but it's not because he's not getting pussy. He just hates women. At least the insults have a good excuse. Hey, show some of that pussy with me, yeah? You know, kind of makes sense that they're bitter about it.

What is he talking about when he says, if I were to follow a comedian like that, I wouldn't want to go up. Yeah, so what that means is that this guy's stealing his act. So what he's saying is this guy goes up and he's raging about how women are awful people. He's like, ah, shit, that's my whole bit. What am I going to do now?

I see. I see, but when he does it, it's funny and when the other guy, why is he doing this? Why is he doing this? I thought he's preaching forgiveness. And the only thing I can imagine is he's doing it. He's still edgy. That's the thing.

He wants to put it out there. He's just like, do I say some crazy shit? I say some crazy shit. He sure does. Yep. And it seems like it's exactly the same as these people you're railing against. He must be just trying to not talk about Saudi Arabia. Oh, that's probably the case.

I mean, I make fun of women, but at the end of the day, I fucking love them. So I like to think that that's underneath the bullshit that I'm saying. Or you understand that the issue has nothing to do with them. It's really me, just projecting my bullshit onto them. but their shit my god Bill's like I stayed up for women I want them to be able to drive a car

I wouldn't mind if they got a job they could go to maybe a college at some point I would even say the people of Saudi Arabia would be like hey man fucking take it easy a little because he's so edgy

that's what I've learned I will never forget that lesson that I learned sell them missiles. Do not tell them jokes. You will be just fine. You will have no problem with the people that care. Oh, just don't do business with them. I don't know.

Maybe you don't have to. Oh, shit. Sell them missiles. I mean, how many YouTubers are selling podcasters are selling missiles to the Saudi government? I honestly don't know the answer to that. But the military industrial complex is not being celebrated all across the internet, Bill. Oh, you're just like, oh, you guys, I'll love it when we're funding war. Wars, but you don't like me because I got some money from these people who are funding wars.

Like, you're totally missing the point on purpose, obviously, because you're an intelligent guy. Also, why is he bringing it up? Nobody asked, you were making fun of incels. It's true. It's always on his mind. He can't help himself. Explaining why when they say whore, it's offensive. And when you say it, it's okay.

Right. Because you're projecting, you don't actually mean it. So it's allowed when you say it, which is a very liberal thing to do. It's like, you know, I also say those things. but it's my heart that you have to understand. I'm a better person, so it's okay. Got it. Good, good to know.

I'll get to work on my missile defense contract and start trying to sell it. Yeah, we do need an exit strategy on the show, Adam. That would be nice if you can work on that. You got it on it. Because the missiles are going to get thrown. You know, they're going to get shot anyway. Yeah.

Might as well be coming from us. I want it to be on our terms. Right. The good guys. The good guy missiles. Holy shit. We have a couple. company name already.

No, that's not bad. It's not bad. Well, we'll be very good at making ads for it, just like this. Anyway, all right, I've got to read some advertising here for the podcast. Where are we? Oh, Jesus, I am in airplane mode? Am I in airplane mode? People, don't you hate it when you need to read your fucking shit and you're in airplane mode?

All right, here. What are we got here? live reads and you're not going to load are you you're not going to load because i'm in airplane mode and then i'm going to take airplane mode off and then somebody's going to call me then it's going to fuck the podcast all right here we go look who it is everybody oh square space whoa that's some transition i pointed this out on the show last week the anyway crutch oh yeah he said it 28 times on one episode i'm hearing it all over the place as we're pulling these clips because he doesn't know what he's doing

He has no endings for any of this. Right, there's no flow. But anyway, an ad read or sports. He doesn't feel obligated to wrap up any of these stories. He just talks until it flows into the next thing. I'm going to make a suggestion for Bill Burr, if he's watching this. So we saw that he was trying to read that one ad read on Thursday, and it kept jumping on him. He had to scroll, and he couldn't find where he was.

And then this time, he's trying to get to the ad copy, and it's an airplane mode, and he can't download it. Print it out. Put it out of a piece of paper. Let's have it ready for you. I watch everybody, Drew Lane, do that every day. He just has it ready to go.

I'll just read this ad. You don't have to worry about any of these technical problems. I think he must think this is part of the charm and appeal of his podcast. This simple working man. Unprofessionalism. Yes, this is something that a lot of podcasts just think is endearing for some reason. When he was railing about Robert Kelly,

I just, you know he has a good iPhone. You know he's not fucking around with like old shit. I bet he's pretty up to date on all of. his stuff, whether he knows it or not. That's definitely true. And the ad reads make him just descend into this phony voice. Hell, listen to him coming out of

these ad reads. Require to the website for details, restrictions, and important safety information. Safety information. All right. With that, I have to hit pause here because I got to go do some business shit and then I'll fucking finish it. It doesn't matter to you guys because I'm just going to edit it together.

And it's all going to be good. He's all going to be good. It's all good, as the kids say. It's all good. It's all going to be good. Everything's fine. What is wrong? He's been doing this for 15 years or so, and he still has to remind himself that he's going to edit stuff out and post that he doesn't edit out in post.

It's not true. It's kind of like the fighter and the kid. I think his interns are mad at him. Producers are not on his side anymore. Maybe you're right about that because he's not going back and doing any QA. So he's just like, yeah, okay. Came out good, right, guys? We got it, Burr.

did you go in and put extra bullshit we had it anyway 15 times into this episode a lot of people say he's stifling voices but here he's letting the questions flow maybe i can answer one question we'll do one question should we do one question hey man how did you become so popular well one question where are the questions where are the questions oh fuck i'm i'm the worst i have it and then I closed it and now I have to reopen it. There it is. Okay. What do we got here? Response to Thursday podcast. Dear Billy Beluga Head The old white whale Moby Dick

Nick Nick Nick Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-wa-da-wa-wa-a-wo. Holy shit. I didn't know what he was doing it first. I didn't know what he was doing it first and then I realized it was Zeppelin. Yikes. this is low IQ stuff something enters into your head a song you hear something that reminds you of a song

title or something you have to start singing it it's just like he's so used to being yes ended he doesn't have any filter anymore everything that comes out of his mouth is golden record it print it no don't ever sing the drum part of Moby Dick ever again Bill I know he plays drums he fancies himself a drummer so you know he's probably fucking doing the air drums

while he's doing that too. He's really pissed off Chris. He's like, God damn it. He better not be. Not on my watch. Our own drummer is exhausting. I mean, I don't need this. Good point.

Rhythm sections everywhere are throwing their headsets off. Yeah, right. This next one really pissed me off because I was excited. When he watched the Eddie Murphy doc, he started talking about Charlie Murphy and how brilliant of a storyteller. Murphy is. And this is true. His storytelling is unparalleled. And if anybody has spent any time with Charlie Murphy, you're obligated, like Patrice, to share these stories to everyone so we can all keep them alive. So finally, Bill was ready to talk about Charlie Murphy and share the uncensored

never before heard stories that he's been teasing. Guys, you know, you got the, the Charlie Murphy true Hollywood stories. Like, I have six other ones that they never, that I can still remember that he told me. Whoa. We have additional stories that we don't even know about from Charlie Murphy, one of the greatest segments

ever from the Chappelle show. And Bill Burr's got this ready to go for us. Yep. Well, this is exciting. Um, you know, that there's obviously his stories,

so I'm not going to tell them. God damn it. What's even the point? Why do you bring it up? Yeah, why even bring it up? You know? Don't tell me how amazing your tits look and then just leave. It's not fair.

It's not cool, man. This must be the new bill, right? He's trying to be respectful or something because Charlie Murphy would want you to tell those stories. That's what he would want. Blue balls, Billy. This guy. What an asshole. Whatever it is.

He's not like, yes, tell my stories. Keep them to yourself. Right. Yeah, yeah. Could you imagine Charlie Murray was just like, hey, that was between us. Keep my legacy under wraps. Yeah, right. That's a good point.

I think Johnny Murphy would be fine with that. Dang, that was me. I had a little bit of alopecia in the back of my head because I lived in fight or flight my whole fucking life. I was a lunatic. The first 30 years in my life, I was just fucking waiting for the other shoe to drop. So even if I wanted to get hair plugs,

I couldn't because the donors were all gone. It was a fucking barren wasteland. On the male version of a chick with the flat ass that wants to take her ass fat and put it into her fucking tinnies, just like, you just don't have any. Is that a procedure? How's that for being spiritual?

Is that a procedure they do? Put your butt in your tits? Yeah. Back fat, in the front. Everybody knows it. I just don't know what he's talking about it or what he's getting at. I don't understand anything. He doesn't know either.

He's just giggling. He's just being a big old giggle pus. I feel like if we were to just read that script and say who said it, we wouldn't be able to tell. There's a couple different people it could be. Yeah. Remember that game? Who said it?

I do. It was a challenging game that we used to play over here. Because that would have totally been Opie. All right. Well,

thank you, Adam, for another fantastic package here, this time checking out Bill Burr. There wasn't anything else you wanted to play.

It was there? No, that's good. Okay. For the man, for the man. For the man, for the bad.

For the man, for the man. Bamb, B, bop, bop, bop, bop, bha, bha. Skunk fart. Oh! And if this is become your beat, my friend, you're checking in on the opster and what he's up to.

You were watching his stream from, what, Monday morning? That's right. And Lookout World, Opie has notes. And he wants you to know. So you're going to see him doing this all. All the time. Oh, no. Bragging about his prep now?

He reads them all to you, and they're just awful. But we're going to start with this rumor that keeps coming up that he has no longer been around his wife and family for a long time. We don't start this rumor. He just keeps messing up simple things that lead us to believe this, like this way he opened the show. Oh, wow. And, you know, in my house, there's four of us, right? well it's five there's five of us but though

you know it's not that hard oh no oh no I hope that's a reference to doggy I hope so right yeah he did say he had two or three kids that one time

now he has four or five it just it's not a thing you mess up a lot no that's a weird thing to say and he didn't like clarify and go back and go I mean the reason why I said that is because of

now he didn't do that he doesn't like to do that he just likes to leave a mystery in the air. He's trying to fool us, I think. Even though it probably is a reference to the dog, it's just not helping anything. No, because we think there's zero.

We think he's a family of one. Even when he listen to Burr, when he talks about his kids, it sounds like they're around. It sounds like you talk to them, like they're real people, not like fantasies and some kind of schizophrenic play. However, he does have a nice reason to say,

F you to all the comedians. F a lot of the comedians. because they don't understand that regular Joe's can be funny too. And I think social media in 2025 is proving that there are a lot of funny fucks out there, a lot of funny people. So wait, what do the comics do to these people? I'm confused. They don't realize that other people can be funny?

Yeah, the big elites don't realize that regular working class everyday people can also be funny. They're gatekeeping. Isn't one of the biggest comedy podcasts in the world? World Kill Tony, where Tony Hinchcliff allows these regular Joes to come up and do comedy. And then they actually become famous from the show over time and start to do their own tours. It's kind of like launch people's careers and stuff. Yeah, it's like a thing you can watch in real time to disprove this argument. Opie, wasn't your former partner in HVAC repairman?

Yeah. Something like that. So I'm not sure they're gatekeepers per se. It doesn't seem that way to me. But, you know, he's recently taken. almost all of his episodes and put them behind his paywall. Yes. So you can't go back, because he doesn't like when we go back and show him disproving

the things he says. But, Opie, we have all of them anyway, so you can't do that. Let's go to the videotape. It is good. But the problem is everyone has a goddamn podcast now. It's saturated. I told you the guy, this is a real thing, by the way, the guy who fixed my toilet and hammered me for $400, he recognized me, he knew who I was.

and he said, hey, by the way, I got a podcast that I would like you to check out. Even the plumber, I've had it. Huh, sounds like he's being a gatekeeper to podcasters. Yeah. Or at least he'd like to be if he could. And $400 is nothing. I know. Why bring that out?

So bizarre. Does he forget he said this or does he just not care? He forgets what his angle is on things. Because here's the problem with Opie. he doesn't actually believe in anything which is why his podcast stinks, his TikTok that we break down

all the time on who are these socials he'll pull out some of his political rants and pop those up his TikTok videos and it's just nothing he's got no, it's just this babble, babble, babble he's got no real opinions on anything he can't even pick a fucking sports team

he's like ah my jets my bills my giants like pick a fucking team you can't have three football teams he's still basing his personality around pleasing this imaginary audience that isn't there yeah and he never pleased he never pleased us to begin with yeah that's a good point they'll hate him as we discovered we went back and revisited some uh some old opi and anthony when we were doing the bonus show that's available on patreon dot com slash who are these podcasts blind mike and i went back and listened to some old open anthony where opi was going off on steve c for some slight.

And when Anthony's trying to make it funny and Jim's trying to make it funny, they're all trying to lighten the mood. Opie shuts that down immediately and turns it back into a real argument that he has to, no, Steve, you said this and this is why you're tanking this company and your team doesn't respect you.

It's like all this like really personal shit that would also get like the boss's ears and be like, wait, what's Steve C doing? He's fucking up at work. Like he's just an asshole. He doesn't make this fun at all. What were you talking about? it was very revealing on those though i i didn't process it the first time how much kumia really is

like not enjoying this and really uncomfortable and wanting it to end and when anthony is successful at it opi's like oh you can't handle being real which just ends everything so everyone okay we'll just sit here in silence right right great radio tantrum that that's fine so stupid and it's nice to see that now, after all of this time, Opie is finally learning sentimentality and empathy and having regret over relationships that change. The one voice I've been using, I feel like I got a relationship with, it feels way too real, asking all sorts of questions. How could you help me with my cable situation, my house?

I got this junk of equipment. Can you tell me what this is and how I can fix this? Sure, no problem. And I use AI for everything. And then, you know, this lovely, lovely AI female voice, it changed. And I'm depressed like I lost a friend. Has this happened to anyone else? Yeah, it happens to lonely people.

It happens to a lot of people, actually. People who don't have friends that they talk to. E. Rock just reached out. Blocked. Yeah, right. He wouldn't even talk to him. This is Joey C. with his uncle Bob

his producer of his show. It's just AI that he's talking to all the time. This is not a good sign. No, I believe it. I believe he pushes out every real relationship and it comes out in shit like this and that he's actually fucked up over it. Yeah.

Why would they change the voice out of it? It's so mean. Mm-hmm. It's growing attachment to it. He doesn't know what to do. He lost a friend. He lost a friend. I know we're making fun of that. That's rough. He was just trying to get some help with this cable system I gained an AI but I lost a friend

My professional life is at A2 Mm-hmm This is really sad Because you got to figure that OPE gets asked this question All the time And he should be prepared with an answer Ready to go for it Hey OPE

I miss ONA Can you guys just make up and bring my favorite show back Love you brother man No no no no No no no no no no no and you can blame anthony oh anthony made it impossible to ever have an opi and anthony reunion and uh you know uh and that's that i'm sorry oh okay opi would have done it but then anthony was a meaning begini so we decided not to you know what i'm going to text anthony right now

fuck you asshole i was looking forward to this own a reunion and you fucked it up he said Anthony's the roadblock. Yep. Nothing you can do about that. I was going to text Anthony blocked. I'm team Opie now. With an asshole. I wonder what he thinks Opie thinks

Anthony did to end this thing that will make it impossible because if you look to even recently on Anthony's show, you'll find this. Yeah, wouldn't that be interesting having Opie on? I had Jimmy on last week. He was great. But in case you didn't know, me and O.P., we don't get along very well anymore.

It's a shame. But I think it would be. Do you think? Let me know. Because I'd have them on. I have no problem. This has been discussed many times where Anthony says, it would be awesome to talk to Opie. And Opie goes, no, we have to get a beer first.

I want to talk about what we're going to talk about first. because opi's insecure about this and he doesn't want to be called out for all this bullshit so he wants to make sure like we're not going to bring up this and this and this right and Anthony goes dude let's just have this conversation on the air everyone wants to hear we would all love to hear the conversation that you never really

had only a couple instances of these conversations on the show we'd love to have you guys hash it out now and it's that stipulation that makes Opie say Anthony made it impossible made it impossible he won't get a beer with me ahead of time and allow me to tell him what's on and off limits

This is not the only clip of Anthony saying this. There's so many of them for Opie to feel that this is a wall that cannot be broken down. It's just him lying. Also, when Anthony had compound media and Keith the cop was running up at the studio in Manhattan, Keith the cop actively tried to hire Opie. And the idea was, Opie, you come on as our morning guy or whatever slot it was going to be. And then once a week, we'll do an O&A reunion. so and they'll still be doing the Anthony

Cumia show and you'll do your own thing but once a week you guys are together and we can have a show and I think that would have been beneficial for everyone involved but Opie's too much of a pussy Yeah but look at where Opie is now, come on Well

he is 500 feet above Manhattan on the upper west side but it's not going to be there for very long No I don't think so Especially with their new socialist mayor It's going to be tougher up to afford it. He's already complaining about driving downtown from uptown. So it's only going to get worse.

That's true. In this next one, the chat gives him something interesting that he can quickly turn into comedy gold. Oh, I don't know what to. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Somebody, somebody whose name looks like pubic hair is checking out the live stream. I don't know what that is. Oh, my God.

You got to see the visual for that. what are they saying could someone put that in the google plays all right it says fuck you op i actually speak korean very fluently that says fuck you opi no i honestly adam you probably know what is this say well it does say uh on yung aseo which if you watch the rest of development you know means hello oh and then because the character was named unyung and the name name is mob bach 92 that's it that's all it is and he's like when you're a kid and you bring home you're like foreign friend and dad's got to embarrass the shit out of you and what's your name what is it pubicare i don't know what's that whatever you're like dad just shut the fuck up

he doesn't realize people have moved on from that and he can't come up with anything funny so the chat has to save him and do the joke for him oh good oh i'm sorry that was a weird laugh but oh my god now i got the hiccups because you really got me are you a hater i forget oh you get the ron birman as your avatar uh are you a hater anthony i forget i i can't keep track of who's to hate and who's here to just uh enjoy this with with the rest of us but but you know what if you're a hater anthony you're funny you made me laugh today and he gave me the hiccups i don't know if he said that out loud he says he thinks you're asian which is why that was a big joke That was the joke on that because of Opie's eyes.

Opies eyes don't open very wide these days. It's really squinty. He's going to explain that to you, but before he does, I love how simply the sight of Ron Berman as the avatar here throws him off so completely. He's like, I don't know if you're a nice guy or a bad guy. What's happening? I don't know because he doesn't know what Ron symbolizes anymore. That's true.

And if there are Ron fans, does that mean they're for the Opie and Ron show or their team Ron? he doesn't know he doesn't know but he's got an explanation for the asian okay good see the problem with doing these live streams so early i can't my eyes are like they don't open i promise you the rest of the day plus i look down like the camera's up here but i look down at the comments and stuff also i'm stupid the day my eyes are wide open multiple excuses on that you know it really bothers them right there is that true do your eyes open up wider throughout the day.

His do. Okay. Don't you worry. Fair enough. Don't you worry if you want to know the truth. All right. That's why I don't do podcasting in the morning. I don't want anyone to think I'm Asian.

How about when he says my eyes look like that when I go like this and his eyes were wide open? Yeah, right. They were the most wide then. He has no idea what he's talking about. But that really bothers him, though. That's funny. You can't just laugh that off. They're open the rest of the, people comment on it.

Everywhere I go. Look at that wide eye guy. Look at that. They're always firing at me because they can see the whites everywhere. It's a problem. People are like, you're the whitest Caucasian I've ever seen in my life. And I'm like, yeah, I'm the Opser. That might be true.

You're welcome. That might be true. That is the compliment. It gets most often. He starts this hack radio bit about the top five worst Thanksgiving dishes. Right? What do you got, Chris? Come on.

God, no. They are tuning out. We are losing everyone like comic playing music. All right. We'll take phone calls. Guys, what's the worst Thanksgiving dish? Callers right now. Again, green bean casserole, amazing.

So you listen to all of the obvious ones, but since he's still got that shock in him, he's going to blow our minds of the last one. For Thanksgiving, the number one on the list, you should have got it. It's fucking turkey. Turkey blows. I already gave it away earlier when I told you, like, if you want a viral video, you know, you prepare a fine Thanksgiving dinner. And then you have a crew come in to dump the whole Thanksgiving dinner in these giant fucking landscaping bins.

And they leave. And then you have the beautiful girls with the nice torpedoes come in with a nice filet roast and real sides that you enjoy all year long. Mac and cheese. How about some mac and cheese? But turkey stinks. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it does. Try having turkey.

Oh, you don't think turkey sinks? Try having turkey. All right, we got me there. Yep. Did you see what just happened? He's arguing with himself. No, actually, he's pretty good. No, it's not.

I swear to God, it's not. Yeah, no, I'm actually having it ever enjoying it right now. You're not enjoying that at all. You'd rather have a filet. Okay. And you know why that happened? Because there was silence for one second when he went to sip. And that was too much.

It's why he rambles like this. We get a lot of people sending us articles about schizophrenia and paranoid delusions. And that's what was going on in his head. It's like when stuttering John takes a drink and he's just like, oh, I bet you like that lady, Kay. No, you don't. Yes, you do. Dude. Emergency episode.

Yeah, right. Yeah, there's something bouncing around in the back of his have these voices. There's something arguing with him in his head about the imaginary pole that he just decided on his own and they're against him. He's getting heckled right now. He is by himself. That's crazy. It really is. It's very dark.

Oh, boy. And also, did you hear his definition of a viral video back there? Did you hear that? Yeah, just make a. video where you prepare a whole Thanksgiving meal and then you dump it in a container and then girls with torpedoes come in, I'm guessing, boobs. Yeah, yeah.

Come in and they serve you like beef and mac and cheese. Fucking viral. So, EROC says, he's like Johnny's regressed to a child. He likes dino nuggets and mac and cheese. Mech and cheese, I believe, is a side dish on Thanksgiving for a lot of people, right? It's kind of just mushy nonsense.

like everything else that you put on your plate right so he's just like that's the good side is it he's just trying to it's just like Bill Burry's trying to be relatable he's trying to talk like we all talk

you know you think that's what they're having at the Hamptons you think they're having girls in torpedoes and mac and cheese bowls like can I get an invite I'm on my way let's go actually he's probably by himself so you're right that's probably what's happened I was open for an invite to four and teen Super Bowl party but if

this is what Opie's up to that maybe I'll go over to his place for Thanksgiving sounds fun he's single why not we actually are having stakes on Thanksgiving I know I think about it don't tell you what we'll go viral girls with torpedoes all right yeah he's really saying it so this next uh I think this is from yesterday when Ron steps in and Opie's now using it for therapy and he is explaining how his mother handled the empty nest syndrome I was the first one out. So as kids were leaving this big house on Long Island, the rooms opened up.

And my mom started renting them to fucking whack jobs. So my younger brothers, by two youngest brothers, they lived with some crazy-ass fucking people. My one brother famously discovered one of the roommates in the woods. She OD'd supposedly he saved their life. The fuck you're laughing at. He's laughing at the fact that his brother saved her life? well he said supposedly because i guess people in their family tend to lie about whether they actually saved lives oh interesting yeah that is a trait of the hues now that i think about it

why would he say that why would he say supposedly it wasn't like a riptide event that's a real reason to save someone's life just weird the way he talks and this story goes on and gets worse and worse and my mom i would i would go and visit you know at this point there's There's like two or three tenants in the house. Strangers just walking around. They were allowed to sit on the couch. As long as they were paying their rent, my mom didn't care. And my mom comes to me and goes, something weird is going on.

All my spoons are burnt. They were cooking drugs. And then they were cooking drugs in my fucking room. They read in my old room that had the posters of Pete Maravich, my beer can collection. and just, you know, just a typical kids' room. And I went out there to check on this room after this particular tenant left. And there were burn marks in my fucking rug, little burn marks in my fucking rug. They were cooking up drugs using my mom's spools.

They're shooting up. Ron seen a movie or two. He's seen Basketball Diaries. He does what's up. You ever seen Trade Spotting O.B.? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. That's hilarious.

Hold on, Opie. Let me get really close to the fucking camera. Yeah. And no, by the way, these stories come out of nowhere. It's not like he was asked directly. They're talking about other shit, and he is squeezing this stuff. This is also exaggerated, too. The mom wouldn't be like, I don't know what's going on my spoons around here.

Okay. Oh, this is dumb. They still had his posters on the wall when they rented it. And his beer can collection, because, you know, he's just a kid, pretty cool kid. On the radio and kind of famous. Yeah, yeah. Well, you remember how all the pets that he had would die in front of his house because they live on top of this hill by a busy street? Yeah, there was a busy street, and he would rescue cats that he hated and the cats would get run over.

Right. Yeah. Well, it wasn't just the cats. I know, I know. So my dad pretty much died in a car accident right in front of the house we grew up in. And then after that, my mom lived alone with this one tenant. That was it. And we would try to visit my mom as much as we can before we moved her into assisted living.

And the last tenant, this is, this is how that ended. Knock, knock, knock on the door. Suffolk County Police Department. Are you blah, blah? Yes. Does blah blah, live here? Yes. Can we see his room?

Why? Why do you want to see his room? Well, ma'am, he just committed suicide on the railroad tracks in Greenlawn, and we want to check his room. He fucking parked his car on the tracks with a suicide note on the dashboard. these fucking stories wow there was a lot going out of that one

at that single clip I actually do want to know why they need to see the room yeah it doesn't make any sense how does Ron react to something like that he's like yeah I get it so the government opened up again you see that the FAA's working on trying to get these flights going again

he was talking about Kieran Culkin living in Astoria and this is where it turned into it's Really weird. Jesus Christ. He needs to therapy. He needs to talk to somebody. He needs to talk to somebody because he's going through, you've been bringing this up for weeks now.

Opie has regressed back to childhood memories. And he's been talking about therapy and getting right. And I think that he's not going to therapy. I don't think he's talking to a therapist because he'd be behaving differently, perhaps if he was. But he's definitely trying to figure out why he's become who he's become. And so he was going back and remembering pets, remembering the job that he had, remembering his grandmother dying, and how he reacted to that, which was really shitty, made Hope he look really bad in that story. But yeah, these anecdotes are wild. And you brought up, he's not always talking about opening Anthony much anymore.

So now he has to go back to his, like, childhood and teenage years as far as what he can talk about. I think he's looking for sympathy, too. Yeah, you're right. Now he's a sympathetic figure. Yeah, he's no longer king shit, you know, the guy who was opi, with Anthony and the big celebrity around town. Now it's like my childhood was really rough, you know. Yeah, he's made the choice.

Like once an episode now, he says, you know, I'm broke. You know, I got no money coming in. He says it. So he's, uh, I bet the super chats are rolling in when he does that, right? Let's see if that works. Guys, we're broke over here at WATP. Let's see if this works. It's really disturbing.

This next one might be a little too moody or inside baseball. But check out this friend that Ron has access to that Opie really wants to get on the show. Guess who she went to school with? Guess who she went to school with in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Alice Cooper's kids. No. Fucking Ralphie from the Christmas story. Oh, really?

From there. They grew up together going to school from the same neighborhood. Routhey, I don't know his real name. No, I know. Do he kind of still looks the same. Okay, so his real name is Peter Billingsley. And he is a mostly conservative, right-wing producer and showrunner. And he created a show called Sullivan and Son that had a lot of opium Anthony comedians on it.

It starred Steve Byrne. And it was about a guy, a comedian who hangs out at a bar called Sullivan's. Okay. And there's a big history. of Steve Byrne and Opey and Anthony, and I hope they invite this Peter Billingsley on the show because they're going to think he has no idea about any of this. And it turns out he's going to know all of it, which is pretty great. That would be fantastic.

It sure would. It's never going to happen. No. It definitely will not. But I hope they keep going down this road because everything pisses him off. And the mention that the cast members of friends still get $20 million a year in just residuals triggers him. Oh, I bet. there's no secret here i'm running out of money i'm running out of money wait a minute don't you get

don't you get royalties from back in the day bro it drives me nuts to this to this day i can only speak for myself i i didn't have a relationship with anthony so when he was negotiating with our agent i had no idea in general what they said but i told my agent back in the back in the day when i had when i had enough money i was paying all my bills i was putting it into financial accounts i didn't need any more money. Okay. This is a similar thing that Howard complains about, but for a different reason. He gets so pissed about these sitcom actors who make whatever, $5 million a year, $10 million a year, and they're putting out one show a week. Howard has said this forever. He's like, why am I doing shows five days a week or four days a week or three days a week, whatever the

fuck he's doing? He's like, ah, you know, Friends is on, and you got that once a week or Seinfeld. No one's complaining it's not on more often than that. It's like these are apples and oranges. Yes. And the fact that Rodd these is residuals from Opied Anthony. It's like royalties, yeah. Yeah. E. Rock's making all that money.

Fucking guy. He's cash and checks. My life's work. His life's work. He's just cash and checks on that shit. And Friends is a global phenomenon. Yeah. Opie and Anthony Howard Stern, they have a global reach and awareness, but they're not

hits overseas the way these things are. They're also not being sold into syndication with advertising revenue up against it. Yeah. What's fascinating. about what's happening here is who Opie chooses to blame for this problem that he has in his life that haunts him.

That's the next clip. That is. But he did just blame Anthony for a second there too for no reason. Uh-huh. Which was odd. He's going to take some blame and see if you can figure out. He's subtle about it. Okay. Ever. And now

fast forward, we haven't done an Opie and Anthony show in what, over 10 years, but people are listening to this shit every single day. I have to compete with Opie and Anthony with my new shit. That's how popular it still is to this day. And I don't get a penny from it. Anthony doesn't get a penny from it.

So who owns the rights to open Anthony? It's kind of just, I guess if Sirius XM wanted to put the hammer down, you know, they own it. But basically fans, there are fans out there. What about WBCN? Do they have any rights to that? Well, BCN is no longer. So you have to go to the company that was, you know, owned BCN.

That would have been CBS Radio. There are fans and fan sites. making decent money off the opium-an-anthony material. So you can't, like, don't you have an attorney? You can't, like, say, hey, I'm absolutely OB from O'B and Anthony. This is my stuff. You can't legally do something? We don't own it.

We don't own our material. So to see friends making $20 million a year to just sit on their asses, look, I think, honestly, if we owned our material, I think we could have been making an easy, I mean an easy million dollars a year from the old material. Easily. Well, good news about Chandler. He's not enjoying the $20 billion a year that they're still making from that.

Well, who gets his cut? Right. So, Opie thinks that these fan sites are getting a good chunk of money. This is how desperate he is for money right now. He's looking at any YouTube channel or anything that's going on and going, God, if I was making that kind of money, with $250. bucks a month that someone's monetizing old opin anthony episodes with you see how his instincts become just like johns he's wants to destroy the only thing keeping him relevant yes right shut it all down i'm not making any money off of it he thinks people are choosing between opi unleashed new york city

and patrice best of oh and a and they're looking at both and they're just not choosing him and if that wasn't there they'd be choosing him opie if that wasn't there they'd be choosing him opie if that wasn't there they wouldn't know you existed. Right. That's a good point, yeah, because what you're referring to, of course, is John suing serious XM for playing old episodes of the Howard Stern show that John was on.

And now he's never on that channel ever again. Good job, John. Good job, man. New people will never discover you, except through the Dampalverse. So smart. It's really shooting yourself in the foot. And just in case he didn't hammer home that he blames the fans for his lack of success,

he has to just come out and say in this next class. Fans make the money off the opium. Anthony stuff. It's hard to build an audience when, when they're like, ah, should I listen to Opie Solo stuff or Anthony Solo stuff? Or should I go and, and check out the, you know, the radio goal, they call it, of Opey and Anthony. It's so frustrating. You bring it up the Friends thing just triggered me. Because it's, it's something I saw, I saw the vision. It was already happening while we were still doing Opion Anthony. People were listening to our shit all over the world on

the internet, because they didn't get satellite rate. It was there for the take thing. If you could have made that work, you would never have to worry about money again. Dude. He shouldn't have to. That's awesome.

I love it. I want to point out that Howard Stern owns all of his old, the whole archive of all of his old episodes. And yet I would guess most people listen to his old show on YouTube, and Howard makes no money off of that. So even in Opie's fantasy, where he owns the rights to his show, people are still just going

to put it up and bootleg it. People are just going to listen to it either way. They are. But during COVID, when I went back and was listening to Stern on YouTube, it did make me want to subscribe to Sirius for a little bit and see what's happening. It didn't last very long. Right. Then you're like, oh, Eric, yeah.

But you're still dead. Damn it. Yeah, it turns out nothing there for me. Forget about this. But if there was no YouTube, I wouldn't have even thought about going to serious. Yeah, no, it's an advertisement for what you're potentially doing. I'll tell you, I think we get more subscribers from Opie Anthony than Opie does because

people watch old OPED Anthony stuff and then the algorithm goes, hey, like WATP, they talk about Opie L. Low-level podcast. Yeah, this low-level podcast out of our basement. The mom's basement. This is, yeah, his show gets more views here. It's my wife, Adam. I sometimes I have to tell you that.

Every time I introduce her to you, I'm like, my, wife, Jen. Little, little, little, little. Oh, shit, you got me. God damn it. All right, let's get into our buddy, stuttering John. This is cool, this

this recently showed up in the dabbler's this recently showed up in the Dablers Anonymous subreddit. and it's great people are going back and finding the archives from the Howard Stern show where they're talking about stuttering John and so this is when Artie's on the show and Artie and John are buddies at this time and John has claimed forever that he was a writer for the Channel 9 show the famous television show they had on in New York and a few other markets the Channel 9 show and John to this day takes credit for that's probably on his IMDB page that also includes links to Cardiff's Rumble page

at WTP's YouTube page. It's awesome. Yeah. But John claims that he was a writer, so Artie just asked innocently, hey, John tells me he wrote for the Channel 9 show. Is that true? And listen to the reaction, especially how to Fred. But John claims he was just as much a writer, too.

What Stuttering John? What fucking universe? Can I tell you something? On the TV show? Stuttering John, one of the best writers? Stuttering John never once entered into our... You know what he was busy doing? he was busy he was chasing

one of the producers of the show that's what he was busy doing well he told me he was paid as a writer no no no listen i got john paid any way i could the fact of the matter is we let john go out and ask questions that we wrote right did you hear fred

in what fucking universe he was so pissed off about that and uh because you know they had to work with this asshole who is just a nuisance a liability yeah yeah just it's harder to get a show on the air with that guy around yeah not easier and then he takes credit and then he takes credit so fred is pissed he's taking a back by this hearing about this from rd he really personally offended fred because he doesn't lash out unless it hurts him but he's like no i was the one sitting there writing you can't take that away from me and i love how it actually says like it's a comedy john stuttering john was correct some other john you know and john did a great job i'm not taking away john was a good

contributor but that was john's segment other than that he didn't write sketch and then he'd show up on the set each week with a different t-shirt that he uh that he was getting money him to wear but an answer to arty's question or or this is unbelievable this is like an a bomb to me that's i looked in that room i didn't see john anywhere unless he was fucking lurking in the bookcase You hear that French is like, this is an A-Bob to be. He has never been more pissed off at John Melendez than for John to take credit for writing for that show. And actually, Fred has a good line here.

Yeah, no, he can't claim that. The guy's a contributor, but he wasn't that. The only thing that he wrote was the fact that he wrote. Pretty good line. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, they're trying to figure out, John claims that he was paid as a writer on the show. Can you name, like, a sketch that he wrote or something?

Let me tell you something. Lisa's cancer hole contributed more. That should be a special on Howard TV. See, I don't want to get John in trouble. He told me he wrote. I don't know, like, I mean, you know, whatever. He wrote a letter to his... He wrote a letter to his name on the back and he wrote to Jack and trying to figure out how they could get more money.

He wrote. Oh. What did he write? Name one sketch. I don't know. I love that already keeps this going because he sees this as just like, you guys seem really pissed up about that,

but he told me he wrote. You sure he didn't? I don't know. I don't want to get him in trouble, but since we're talking about it. Right. He wrote a lot of bits. A lot of bits.

He's bragging about it all over town. I don't know if you guys have been out to L.A., but that's what he's doing right now. So it turns out that not only did John not write anything for the Channel 9 show, but every single other person contributed more than John did. I'll be the first to give everyone credit who deserves credit.

You know me. I'm not someone who says I've done this career alone. But I don't recall him being in any of the writing sessions. There was a guy we had for like 60 seconds. His name was Mark Berglass. Right. Mark wrote more than John. And Mark Harder wrote anything.

Mark who? Berglass. A guy no one's ever heard of who, Frances, was there for. 60 seconds wrote more than John ever did on that show. And it turns out that, you know, John just kind of struts about the office acting like he's the king around there. And because of that, he thinks he's killing it. How Rosenberg wants to chime in.

You didn't see John in those writing issues. Hey, you know, Mark Kronin and I were right. Remember Mark came up with the idea for the tribute to Breast show, which was a landmark television event. Right. And you're right about John. John just showed up and swaggered around the office. Here's a guy who would know because he would watch John in mid-sweck.

John was really good at swaggering. Yes, he was a good swaggerer, and he was a good, you know, I'm a chance. Hey, how's it going? What's going on? So everyone who worked on that show is recognizing the same thing. And there's not a single person who's going to back up the fact that John says he was a writer. It was actually the best time of my life. It was just absolutely great.

A lot of fun. You guys were great to work with. Well, thank you, Al. Very well. Corroborating. Yeah. Backing up. So far, there's no witnesses for John.

So I love this stuff like this is servicing. It's a lot of fun to hear about. This was another one that came up on Devers and Adams just recently. This is a short one talking about how John didn't write anything for the Howard Stern show. Now that was about the Channel 9 show. But also, John claims he wrote for the Howard Stern Show, but I've heard otherwise. Poor salt. Poor salt on the wounds.

He was there. Well, John, I was here too. And I remember, along with Howard and Jackie, writing the stuff that predated anything that Jay Leno did. So, you better check your memory. Jack's shit on this show ever. He was never arrived. You didn't see John in those meetings. The cat who wrote this stuff is sitting right here, Fred, and Jackie.

And how? And me. That's it. The three of us. There wasn't some fucking... I don't have 20 riders. And we didn't take it from anybody else. Unless someone can produce tape that we did.

Yeah. And I'll admit it. I only wish there was somebody... All right. So that's when John was going around and accusing the Howard Sterns were ripping off Jay Leno. So they're a little annoyed. Drinking the Kool-Aid. By that, yes.

All right. So that's just fond a little trip down memory lame. Let's back up. Do you mind if I just real quick, thank a neutral policy. politics bot for posting that first clip onto Dablers Anonymous. Yeah, that was great. That was a great find. Did you hear that John announced that he might be doing a gig with Jackie?

No. He said it, he says he has a gig coming up on the East Coast around the holidays, and it might have Jackie the joke man, and he's very excited to see his old friend again, and he left it at that. I'm guessing the club owner was like, do you know Jackie? Right. Can you get him on the bill? And John said, well, don't you reach out to him?

And the guy said, great, since you're here, we'll try and get some more. So wouldn't it be great if that worked out? That would be fantastic. Obviously, Jackie doesn't talk to John anymore for a number of reasons. You can't even bring up John. If you can bring up John to Jackie, he will leave the show that he's on. He will not stick around to have a discussion about John, how much he dislikes him. So that'll be interesting to see.

Yeah, he'll talk politics, his ex-wife, Howard Stern, Money, We won't talk about John. Oh, yeah, he'll talk about anything, but for some reason, he realizes that John's just toxic. It's not going to help him in any way. So we want to talk about with the Dabbleverse. A lot has happened this week alone, but I want to back up to the Sunday show that John did. And then we'll get into that stuff and talk about what John did last night. But starting with the Sunday show, you know, starts off like any other podcast episode of the Suttering John podcast, where he plays, you know,

Don't cross the Duke. Everybody knows that. And John usually responds with one of those. Not everybody knows that. But this time we got real tripped up and couldn't figure out what he was trying to say. Don't cross the Duke. Everybody knows that.

Not really, but they try. They don't really understand it. What? Everybody knows that. Not really, but they try. But they don't really understand it. I think he's not understanding the clip that he played. He's distracted by something.

Yeah. I'll tell you what he's distracted by. He could not sleep the night before. He did not get any sleep. And he's going to explain why that is. You know, I had that espresso. And before I left my date, which went well. She was supposed to come today.

to watch a game with me, but she didn't. But you got caught up and shit. But she's in Sarasota. So it's about an hour away. So he was on a date Saturday night. And he had an espresso. Which is smart. And then went home, couldn't sleep.

His date was supposed to come over to watch the Giants game with him during the day. She got caught up in something. another date I am wondering was John going to have her over to his house to watch the Giants game or were they going to go to a bar

and watch the Giants game because why the hell if your job would you have anyone over to your house that you're trying to fuck it's a terrible idea it's a disgusting household

we have pointed out maybe once or twice that he's very delusional he isn't embarrassed easy that is true oh you don't have cat shit on your coffee table I can only imagine what he thinks other people,

how other people live. I love breaking down the minutia of this stuff and then having those moments where you wake up being like, wait a second. He's just making all of this off. Yeah, there was no date. What are we talking about? This woman drove from Sarasota, had a date with him, drove home and said, I'll be back tomorrow to watch the game with you.

Don't you worry. I think in his story he drove to her. Oh. Which is why he had espresso. Yeah, he's not opposed to driving. least two hours. Oh, yeah. To help a woman move and not even kiss her.

That he's admitted to. He hasn't even gotten, I mean, forget first base. He thought that went well. Yeah, right. All right. So, John actually had a hard time watching the Giants game. This is the Giants Packers game. It was actually very entertaining.

It was. On Sunday. And John almost missed it. But anyway, so then I got up and then I made my bacon and egg breakfast, which I burnt because I was trying to find the fucking giant game. I thought it was on CBS but instead it was on Fox and I was looking for that and I was getting crazy.

What? The fuck does that have to do with your eggs? Yes. He burnt them because he couldn't find the football game. So that implies that it took fucking forever to figure that difference out. I'm going to break this down and forgive me Adam just tune out for a minute. I'm going to explain

how football works. It's really fucking simple. So the Adam The NFC plays their games on Fox and the AFC play their game on CBS. So the Giants and the Packers are both of the NFC. So they would be on Fox. And by the way, let's say that that wasn't the rule that the Giants could be on any of these channels. There's two.

If you're watching football at 1 o'clock on a Sunday, it's only on either Fox or CBS. It can't be on any other channel. That's how the contract works. That's what I'm saying. How do you fuck that up? How many channels are you going to be? to before you figure out that it's on the other network channel that carries football

he has to call it grown up ma meanwhile his toast is burning yeah the bank has been in the oven for four hours fuck we're having fun all right shut up those are the kind of insights people tune into w ATP for Adam they're not going to that's what they tune into bill burr for

oh my gosh don't you can be started on my my patriots low low honeymoon's over yeah I guess so Yeah, it was a pretty harsh dig just now. So then John's talking about how he's like, didn't get a lot of sleep and he's tired. And so what a lot of people do when they're tired is they take a nap. But in the dabbleverse, that's not cool for a very specific reason.

And so John is trying to wrestle with, how do I explain I was trying to take a nap, but also acknowledge that only, you know, snagletooth guys with mandolins take naps. espresso martinis and then i watched john's half time i tried to take a nap and avoid stepping on the mandolin skull and um and um but you know sometimes you don't even have to take a nap you just kind of like just close your eyes for a second and then you get rejuvenated i think he's describing taking a nap i like that he goes you know i decided to have to I was going to take a nap in quotations as if it's something else.

Right. But he's literally talking about taking a nap. He is. But he had to like try to acknowledge, like, and by the way, that's gay guys. I don't actually do that. I just close my eyes, lose consciousness, and then wake back up feeling rejuvenated. I also like to sue people. Yes.

I'm also kind of litigious. And I get butt hurt easy. I'm offended by string instruments. Yes. And I'm broke and need. money, and I'm hoping for a settlement. There was no date. Compulsive liar.

All right, so John actually describes his date, and he said something here. I don't think he wanted to slip out. Apparently, his date is a fan of Trump. Yeah, that's a problem for John, because John thinks that Trump is destroying this country and probably ruining the world if you asked him. So why would he date a woman who would be voting for him? You know, the girl is like a, she is a trumper, like a, and I was just like, I don't know. But you know what?

At this point, I don't care. She's pretty hot. She's from Brooklyn. Fuck, Lamar Jackson only fucking, only 3.36. Is this right? Okay. So there you see it right there. John's like, at this point, I don't care.

I just want to get my dick wet. I don't. I mean, she can be dressed up. swastikas. I'm like, let's take those things off and get in the bedroom. He's like, if you don't get the jab, I hope you die. Right. What happened to that? Now it's just completely

just like that. Unless you kind of like me, you think I'm cute and negotiate. That it's all good. So pathetic. So you just saw right there, John transitioned from his, I just want to get laid someday again, which I don't think will ever happen for him again, to be honest with you. But he transitioned

from that to oh, Lamar Jackson only got me three points. And I was looking at his fantasy team and everyone wants a fantasy update from the duke please harrison butker six and buffalo's defense did well for me uh 1180 he he had baker mayfield yeah i'll just show it to you i mean yeah i could there you go john i should illustrate it for you right why read through the stats but you can show the screenshot of your dumb fantasy nobody cares about your fantasy team in the matchup this weekend. I promise you.

I barely care about mine. Lost by a point to my brother and I barely care about it. I had to remember to look it up later. Adam, come back, buddy. I'm taking notes. We're not talking about sports anymore. Come on back.

Come back with us. I love that we're starting to pull all the similarities to these people together and put them in a pile. It means we're getting closer to something because the instincts of these rich up in a tower elites are the same as this

Florida Street person they're both like doing the same show it's it's incredible that john has nothing to talk about and we're going to get into what he did yesterday with his uh fat headbanger buddy to you know try to avoid dabbler's talk but he's very bad at it i give him credit on his sunday show he did something i've never seen before he was teasing content that was coming up John never knows what's coming up on his show. He's always surprised by it. He's scrolling through Reddit.

Like, oh, look at this video. What is this? What is that to do? Oh, Clay Dabler, he got the link. All right, cool. No, this is John actually prepared to do a show. But in the meantime, we'll see what happens. I got a lot of tape to play.

You know, I don't normally do that, but I skim through the powers that be at Reddit. and I did I did happen to see some interesting clips that we'll get to Wow So this is a first He went to Shulies Anonymous Before the show

And watched some clips Rather than during the show Yeah right He's very excited about this Like he's still the laziest podcaster of all time Can't do any work on his own Be able to do it for him But this time he actually scrolled through

The website that he loves Before he started doing his show Why did he have to let us know he skimmed? Why couldn't he just say he put effort into it? Because he didn't. And he knows it. But let's get into show and tell John. This is something that's pointed out often in the dabble verse.

Guys like Chad Zumach, guys like Ray DeVito, they have to like, hey, here's a thing that I'm doing. Here's a thing that I have. Right. To show up to the camera. And, you know, John's groggy today. So he's going to explain how he's going to snap out of it. I'm drinking my diet Mountain Dew. this is like my

this is the first caffeine I'll go to when I'm a little groggy which I was kind of all day I was like fuck man I wasn't even gonna do a show and I was like you know what

I just watched these clips and I was like you know what fuck it you know I'll do a show let me see if I wants to come on yeah that's smart this is the first caffeine

I'll go to is what he just said So we can't afford Red Bull anymore. No, he's not drinking the Red Bull. But he starts with Di Mountain Dew. I guess if that doesn't do it, he goes to the other caffeine or something. I'm not even sure.

It's like he only has so many words and so many stories, and he was saying the thing he always says about alcohol, but he just forgot and made it about caffeine. See, I haven't had any before Mountain Dew. Yeah, see, no caffeine before seven. It's also good to always explain that you don't want to be doing a show, but you're doing it anyway. People love that.

listener, they want to know that you're checked out and you don't even want to be there. That's great. Thanks for showing up, John. Honey, you got to see this. It's against his will. Yeah, he hates this. He has to do it because he's got no other choice. Kids, gather around.

I play this on Pointe. I'll play it on Monday, but I have to play it again. It's one of my favorite things that John's ever said. All right. Po, nobody's nerfect. I make mistakes. I play pencils. I'm a racist.

Poe, nobody's nerfict. is what he just said. He said a pole blood he's nerve-vicked. I was just starting to believe in him. He even fucked up. He even fucked up the thing that you say when you fuck up things. Yeah, right. It's impressive.

It's next level. That's why John's number one is a locale. No one can dethrone him. I know Bill Burr wants that seat. It's not going to happen. Well, it might happen. John's doing a lot of things to get his channel taken down and himself. I mean, we're talking civil.

We're talking criminal. There's a lot of bad things on the horizon. and let's start with the Ava drama that's crouched up this week. Now, do I want to focus on drama? I certainly do not. I like making it with the funny. The Waka Waka, you know? Let's have some lulls around here.

That's why we do a show. It's not to dissect when Kiki said this thing and then Haley responded with that. They say, yeah, yeah, yeah, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga. But if it's funny, if it's funny, then we're all in. But let's get everyone up to speed on, what's going on with Ava because she was on John's show on Monday. I happen to be watching this, which I'm normally not. But I was watching this live.

And Ava was really feeling all of her feels and thinking that she's invincible. And this is, I guess, the way that Ava goes after people because she's so intelligent. And I hope the FBI searches Shully's computers because I guarantee you there's child. Oh, God. They thought about my computer. They should search his. So they should check that house out real quick because that guy is a child molester, in my opinion, allegedly.

That's your opinion. Is that how that works? Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows that. Everyone, even that hates us in the chat, they all know that they secretly think that surely looks at kiddie porn. And John just agrees with that. John's so fucking drunk and stupid that he's got Ava going on there.

Now, Ava's a person who, if you dead name her in the chat she freaks out about it she sent me an email she was very upset someone was using her dead name in her chat during point dabble point but she can go on and just accuse someone of being a child molester and having CP on their hard drives that's not a good idea but don't worry guys it's not her fault she tweeted out For clarity, the remarks in that clip were made during an intoxicated comedic extreme

and were not intended or presented as factual allegations. It's weird when you said everyone knows it. Huh. No claim of criminal conduct was being made. No, all those things are criminal. Any interpretation of those comments as literal or factual is incorrect.

Okay, well, then water under the bridge. Okay. Yeah, no problems at all that, if that's the case. We didn't realize you were drunk. Well, then, yeah, of course. Of course, you go out the internet and spout anything you want to accuse people of horrendous shit that you have no backing for, no evidence for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all fine. Let's go back to John agreeing with her when she said, that's how that works, right?

She kind of tricked him into agreeing that that's how it works. Well, she's like, that's how that works, right? Oh, baby, are you talking to me? Yeah, that's how it works. Right. So John backed up the fact that Shulis, a child molester, which again is illegal to do them. I mean,

if it's not true, that's defamation. It's a horrible slanderous thing to say. I think if you say the phrase YouTube terms of service, you can say whatever you want. Oh, I didn't realize that. Okay, cool. Or if you say Shulie's molesting children in the boxing ring,

then I would buy a ticket to that. I don't even want to touch that. You're proud of that one, Chris. sit in that one for a second. All right, so this is... Undermining the point here. This is Shooley.

We do a comedy show over here, guys. This is Shulie the next day. How drunk are you right now, Chris? How drunk? I can vouch for it about that. This is Shooley the next day on the Oko Rico show. Sadly, I must address some very serious and defamatory statements made against me on the Stuttering John podcast last night.

while he and his guest, Ava Riza, were talking about me. Ms. Riza said, I hope, I hope the FBI searches Shulie's computer because I guarantee you there's child porn. Ms. Riza concurred and followed up by saying, that guy referring to me is a child molester. And were said with the intent to seriously hurt me. my family, my friends, and to permanently destroy my reputation and career. While my family and close friends know these statements are malicious lies, many others have no idea whether these statements are true. When someone says everyone knows this is true, people are more inclined to believe the lie,

making the harm that much greater. And that's why Ms. Reyes has said it that way. we have turned the matter over to our attorneys and are letting you guys know that we are going forward with a lawsuit for defamation. When the truth is revealed and we can achieve our victory in court, we will let you know. Until then, I cannot comment on this matter and we will let justice do its thing. Now, the thing that surely didn't say is who they'd be suing for for defamation, and people assume that it was Abba. But I don't know if that's true.

I don't know if Abba's the intended target for this specific lawsuit. Well, John did explain that Jay Leno said to him, if it happens on your show, you're responsible. Right. And John agreed with the sentiment. Of course he does. But yes, you're

right. John has total control over that because that's a guest that he had on the show saying those things on his channel. So this is getting fucking crazy and I just want to say I want out of all of this stuff I just want my lawsuit dismissed

so we get back to just laughing at jerks and having fun but unfortunately Ava is striking John John or Ava is striking Shully John is striking Shully so the Shuling Network had to strike from Ava that

they tease they wouldn't be on YouTube last night they would just be on Rumble but really they were able to get that strike taken care of pretty easily from Abba. But then, so then they're on last night on YouTube, and then John strikes, copyright strikes their channel during that show. The show gets taken down immediately, and now Uncle Rico is off of YouTube for a week or two.

I'm not even sure. So now they have to deal with that. So John's back to striking and Abba's in there, striking people. All of it's so gay. All of it is what faggots do. It's just the gayest stuff you can do striking channels. We're all just having fun here, people. There's no reason to be striking channels and bringing lawsuits and all these are dumb shit that's going on.

So John does his show last night after all of this stuff has occurred. And we wanted to see what John's response was going to be. And so he brings on Nick Greystone. And Nick Graystone comes on to talk. talk about another list of the top bands or whatever. Deep purple. What do you think? Who could possibly listen to this conversation?

It's the worst. So after Nick leaves the show, John comes on and addresses that, all right, I know what you guys want from me. Look, I know you guys get bored when it's not dabblers. But quite frankly, you know, do you really want me to, do you really want? I can't believe I'm missing this. hair. Don't you want to keep on talking about fucking shit wear? I mean, every fucking second.

I mean, it's fucking annoying. I mean, Jesus, he's a failure. First off, John's covered in facial hair right now. And he sees one of you like me going like, what the fuck? How does this? How is this what's still going right there? What the, how do that happen? So he's easily distracted.

But he's like, oh, you guys just want me to talk because he sees the chat. They're all bored out of their minds. You guys just want me to talk about the devilers. John's a one-trick pony. He's not interesting if he talks about politics or music or movies. Pop culture, he's not interesting in these things. So the only time anyone's tuned in is to be like, all right, what's the drama?

What are you going to talk about this time? What are people going to make fun of you for on this episode? And John's not even good at that. Like he comes on, he doesn't know anything that's going on, but he thinks like he's the best. in the biz. So the drama is, from what I'm hearing, is that shit way I got struck.

And I don't know for what yet. I'm sure it'll come out. But that's what was emailed to me. I don't know. I could check. Why start now? Yeah. I know what you guys.

Well, we're talking about the devil verse. Well, I know all about that. There's a thing that happened. What I'm hearing. I guess someone emailed me info about a certain thing. Maybe I should pull that up and look at it or something. This is the same show we did show prep for? Was that a different one?

That was the Sontay show. This one, not so much. I love how he doesn't know what route to take because he's tried all of them and it never works out for him. He's tried the, well, that's karma. Bad things happen to bad people and acting smug and everyone hated him. He tried the I don't know who did it Maybe it was me people didn't like that And he tried denying it and people hated that too

He doesn't know what to do He doesn't know what to do And actually I will point out This is after Ava struck their channel And they were baiting John Into gloating about it Because they were talking about They're doing a rumble only because of the strike

Which again they were live last night On YouTube John actually struck Shulie after this episode This is from last night He struck him after this Because Shilly's on later than John. it's all very confusing and annoying and I hate it all

but I report the facts here at WATP no I don't listen to me Of course John doesn't care about any of this I don't really give a shit No you don't And you know I did email The potato And told them fucking talk to this fucking orange

Because if he continues this I'm telling you bad I'm telling you he's fucking with the wrong guy. And then I got to get the banana in here. It is that simple. I'll peel that orange. The idea that he's like,

I don't get my shit about any of this. But I messaged the potato. I told him to tell the orange. Could you imagine when we first reviewed John Show in 2018? I could not have predicted that in 2025 we'd be playing clips of John talking about messaging a potato to tell the orange

to stop fucking around because he means business. You can't have tough guy talk when you're talking about an orange that you're bad at. You can't have tough guy talk against oranges when you were so pleased to be an egg two days ago. Right. He was all excited. He's out of tuscicle. But, yeah, so, John, you know, the striking has got to add.

I'm just, I'm putting out there for everyone. Everyone stops striking people's channels. It's gay. It's gay op. Stop it. I don't know how many other words I could use to say that it's homosexual and nature. Weird. You can even just leave that whole topic.

come up with a whole new set of adjectives. Maybe I'll find, yeah, maybe I'll find a lot. Maybe you and I should have conversations before these shows, Adam. Maybe. I'm not finding the right word. Stop striking people's channels. It's not a good look. No one looks good.

Damn it, yeah. No one looks good striking channels. You have to stop doing that. So then John doesn't know what to do after this interview we do with Nick Graystone. And so he's looking around on this computer like he does. And I don't even pull these clips anymore. It's so boring. I mean, he drags on for,

minutes where he's just kind of looking around, doesn't know what to do. Finally, he gets a note that he starts reading. And I left all of this in real time. Is it slid under the door? No. Is it in Korean? No, no. He finds a note that he starts reading.

And then I want you to watch his eyes. It looks like he's reading a ransom note. The look at his face. Let's see. Mr. Nasty Man, Doom. shitware and Charles Chesville are contemptible

scum you're good at reading John so you guys are going to pass the LSAT come January just got to do a little bit more studying look at his eyes right now he looks so distraught by what he's reading

he reads so slow too his eyes move across the page snail's pace trust me later on my eyes will be wide open did you imagine he's reading something that says if you ever want to see your daughter alive again you'll do what I say and jazz is going jokes on you I don't plan on seeing my daughter alive ever again I wasn't going to see her anyway so I saved money

the guy who said in the random I was like all right never mind 20,000 I'll be like 10 bucks can I get 10 bucks and I'll let your daughter live no deal that's a lot of bush light I had a clip that I'm not going to play John talking about betting football with Ava and Ava was talking about betting like 200 bucks on a game

Joe's like whoa whoa whoa I bet like five bucks 2,000 large when he says large he does mean dollars he's like I bet five dollars what's the point what's the point of betting on something it's five dollars what would that do for you he's a child is what it comes back to

I did used to bet $5 on football guys. I was in high school. I didn't have a job. So it was a lot of money to me. But John, not only is he striking, and he's going to strike later on after this program is over, but he's also threatening it.

I believe you have been suspended. And you know what? There are some things I'm going to look into, things that I can maybe strike you for. And that'll be the final nail in your, a cloth and shit way it's just not a good look no i hear the man's down i should kick him i just it's not a good look to go around striking people doesn't make you look like the bigger man the better podcaster the funnier guy no it's a bitch move it's such a bitch move i can't explain

this enough if you're striking someone's channel you lost you're a loser that is such a loser movie you're putting in a shitty music bat behind your show so you can go strike oj afterwards and And then be all excited because he can't live stream for a week. You've lost. Could you imagine if someone said you can get the best for John, but we're going to have to play a little Spanish flea by Herb Alpert through the entirety of the WATP broadcast? You'd be like, it's not fucking worth it. I'd rather do the show.

And that's actually good music. This is something he's playing is garbage. He cares so little about his audience in his show. All he cares about is getting back at his enemies. So why is he going to say he's allowed to do this? It's okay to accuse people of violent sex crimes. It's okay to call them predators without any proof because they call his mother. Yeah, he's always got a reason.

First blood is a go-to for him. So he's allowed to do anything because Shulie made a show called The Uncle Rico Show making fun of John. So now he's allowed to accuse him of those heinous things you can accuse someone of. I get. That's another giant owl. If you go on the internet and you accuse anyone of being a Nazi or, a child molester. Without any evidence of either of those things,

you're losing. You're losing the argument. You're losing the battle. You're not having any fun. Anyone who does these things. What if the argument is, I just feel it, or they just look like one to me? Yeah, yeah. Or someone told me. Yeah, I got an email from a guy. Are those not cool?

So stupid. So John. It's like everybody's playing football and you run in and you pop the football. Right. I won the game. No. That's not how you win. No.

We're just going to get a new football. now. And there's no viewers on this football. God damn it. I've got to build up a whole new football now. Adam, that was a really good sports reference. That was a good sports reference, buddy. Thanks, man. Thanks. You want to join our Fantasy League? It felt good. I'm out. Have a good day, guys. All right. So, John's talking about, so he took debate. And he's talking about how, well, I guess Shooley's got a show on Rumble tonight because his YouTube channel got the strike, so they can't go live on YouTube for a week. And John says some of the dumbest shit you've ever heard. And it shows how stupid he is and the lack of understanding of how anything works. But now you're on Rumble, right? Are you doing your show on Rumble today? Hmm.

I don't know. Isn't that an evasion ban? I don't know. YouTube's terms of service? I don't know. Huh. Just saying. Two things.

Number one. An evasion ban. You mean a ban evasion? I would be an evasion ban. So ban of Asians It's an Asian band It's K-pop So basically

What happens on YouTube Is if your channel gets taken down You're not allowed to just start up another channel That's called a ban evasion So like you're on YouTube And nobody that we know does this Potato no one we know does this But you know you're not supposed to be on your YouTube channel

So you just start up another YouTube channel And you go that's ban evasion And that's frowned upon YouTube turns of service Now, going on a completely different platform can't possibly be ban evasion because YouTube, Google, ABC, Alphabet, whatever the company is, doesn't police the entire internet. Not yet. Not yet. It's coming. Could you imagine if they're like, listen, we don't like what you did.

So we're going to give you a week of timeout from everything from all of the internet. Yes. So John thinks he's going to get them in trouble for doing a rumble stream. Anyone can do anything they want on Rumble. There's nothing to do with YouTube. It's completely different company, platform, everything else. It's shocking how stupid he is. But again, he's trying to get guys in trouble.

So it's also super cool. Good stuff. I draw second blood. Speaking of getting people in trouble, Dr. Steve comes up. And John says one of the dumbest things he's ever said. Yeah, I'll pull a shit way here. Now, I would never report Dr. Steve to the A and Maine. but God forbid somebody does

for having wet brain board games and goofing on liver failure for alcoholics and he's a doctor doesn't he have the the bureaucratic oath whatever you call it the bureaucratic oath

that died of Steve Duck dark morals values what do you call them standards whatever i like that like so hippocratic he didn't know that word that's weird but he's he's known bureaucratic and he knows it ends with cratic and he knows hypocrite isn't it funny though that he doesn't know what bureau means the bureaucratic alt or whatever you took for that he's next level dumb i just think it's amazing that there's been so many times even v t ls tried to to like nail John down on admitting he's an alcoholic and he never ever will except here now when it helps him making fun of alcoholics like me making fun of I thought you

weren't an alcoholic right that's a good point all of a sudden wet brain is a reference to you yeah dr. Steve actually made that about producer Chris don't tell him because we really butter when he finds out Steve I thought we were friends what the up yeah that's a good point Adam is that all of a sudden John's offended by this and knows that he's being made fun of for his alcoholism. Oh, it's so weird hearing John gripe about people bullying him now. He never would have said that like a year ago. Right.

And now he's the Duke. Yeah. And now it's like, you guys are all being mean. Yeah. Over here. So anyway, that's all the nonsense going on. Not all the nonsense. I'm sure there's a lot more drama and stupidity.

I mean, actually, I did hear some stuff today about criminal charges, whatever, neither here nor there. John is making all the wrong moves as usual. He's pissing off the wrong people, and he's not having any fun with that. That's what this is all about. We should be having fun with this. That's why it's a hobby for a lot of people. People don't get into hobbies because they suck. My hobby is getting sued, getting my channel struck.

You do what you love. You never work a day of your life. At this time, I don't want to forget our Stinger. So I'm going to have that ready to go. We're going to bring on review girls. Megan is here. Hello, guys. How's it going?

Good. Good to see you. And Annie is here as well. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. And, of course, when we bring these two out, you know, it's time for... Is it weird or is it gay? What will I ever say today?

Is it gay? I love how just a little bit off that is. It's very fun. We've just been sued by Danny Elfman. God damn. We're all a little off. All right. That's probably true.

So, Megan, you prepared a game for us today. This is the Is It Gay game? The way this works is that Aaron Imholt has no creativity. It's not funny. So when he's making fun of something, unlike a guy like me, he calls it gay. Yeah, you have at least two other words for that. Yeah, that's right.

Is he enough slur? Is it a... So we're going to watch a clip And then we're going to pause it And we have to go around and find out If Aaron's going to say whatever he's talking about Is gay or not It's six rounds

The six round being worth three points The first five are worth one apiece And this is round number one Bigot on socialist media says I've never eaten chicken and waffles in my life Cool, how is it in Naziville, dude? Root says I made chicken and waffle like two weeks ago. I even

sprang for the good syrup from Canada. Springing the good syrup from Canada gay. Adam. Yeah, that's gay. Carl. No, that's the good syrup. Chris. Hmm.

I don't think it's gay. Annie? Sounds gay to me. All right, we're split. Let's find out. Roots, are you like me where you're gay? I didn't know how he was going to get to it, but he got to it pretty quickly, too. He likes to get the maple syrup in the glass bottle.

Okay. In case you were wondering. Should have known. Fancy. All right. I'm off to a bad start. So is producer Chris. Round two.

Mersh put up some kind of like creepy, ghoulish Halloween costumes, and then there's a little girl standing, hiding from them. And he tweeted out at 609 in the morning, so he's probably hammered. I know you're coming in the night like a thief. Is Mersh's poetic tweet gay? Annie. Not gay. Chris. Seems kind of gay.

Carl. Does he like Mersh right now, or is he mad at Mersh? I can't keep track. Who knows? Who knows? He likes you one minute. He hates you another, so. He's been.

talking a lot of shit about me lately. I'm going to go with that it's gay. Adam. I'm hoping it's not gay. Okay. Oh, I know you're coming in the nightlife like a thief. Is you writing poetry? Oh, this is gay.

Yes. All right. I'm back in it, baby. All tied up. Is that true? Yes. Wow, this is an exciting round of is a gay. Calm down.

I can't. I can't contain myself. Round three. It's just wild. I don't know this. Why did you interview someone with herpes? Why did this person agree to be interviewed with a giant cold sore on their lip? Dude, if I was having a hurt break, I would tell the news, you know, maybe some other time.

I don't need to tell you what I saw. In fact, I don't even think I saw it. Just don't. And mine are like on my lip. So mine stay kind of disguised. She's just got a loud fucking herp. Is being interviewed on television with a herpes? be outbreak gay

I'll start with Chris it's not gay Carl I agree I don't think it's gay Annie not gay Adam if it ain't gay don't fix it

all right we're all saying not gay on this one Jesus at least you know she's a go it's just wild oh so he's proud of her for having an STD is that one

that conclusion again Give to. She's single. Cool. Only Aaron would, in all earnestness, like, compare his herpes to somebody else's. Right. At least my herpes are cool without blushing.

It's impressive we finally found Aaron's line for his embarrassment. He won't be on the news if he has herpes. No, just do his show for eight hours that day. Which we've seen, but not the news. All right. We all got that one. Round four. Zen Man with a dollar says

How much stock does this guy have in Black Rock or Vanguard? Here, let's go back to Grant Cardone. Grant Cardone American businessman, 10 times your business, your income and life, Grant Cardone.com. Financial Influencer, Ew. Is Grant Cardone gay? Adam

Yeah He's gay Carl I think so because he said Ew and the way he said Ew

maybe he thinks that's kind of gay Chris hmm you knew it was coming to you eventually yeah but I wanted to hear

Annie's answer I know we all do no no no no no no no don't listen to don't listen to me

I'm going not gay Annie I'm also going not gay All right We're split again Come on That's fucking gay Are you guys ready to hear why you're not

Yeah Did Adam and I get a point on that one Yes We've taken a lead Yes We're tied for the lead All right everyone's still in it guys There's still four points to be had

This is round five Of the is it gay game If you're just joining us And you know, at these pageants, you're supposed to go like world peace, puppies and kittens, lots of kisses, you know, everyone should just get along, all that shit. This chick, they light up the music, they do the talent portion of the show, and she produces this. Is singing death metal as your gay? I'll start with Annie.

Uh, not gay. Carl. There's no way this is gay. This is actually really fucking cool. Adam. I prefer the old rush. Just answer the glass of that's all. It's definitely not gay.

Chris. I have to agree, it's not gay. How could that be gay? This is pretty awesome. I kind of want to start a band with this check. I like her. Yeah, me too. That's a woman that'll fart in front of you.

Holy shit. Yeah, we were all thinking it. That was his takeaway? Yeah. because she has death metal vocal she'll fart in front of you he doesn't he doesn't like a dominant woman like her so yeah there was a lot more but interesting okay common was pretty funny yeah well it's not which makes it funny all right it's time for the bonus round Chris what are the scores right now right you and adam are tied for the lead with four me and any with only three all right and the the final round is a little bit

different it's not just is it gay we're going to listen to the prompt and then magazine to give us a choice of what Aaron might say about this. Yeah, that's worth three points. Three points. Suddenly, they found an idol of a load here. In the poop? In the cow dung. So the Beresha is the name of the temple.

And it is believed whosoever will play that festival. Any problem, skin disease, they will be getting killed. Sure. So if you have a skin disease, the legend goes, you throw poop at all your neighbors, and then your skin disease will go away. So Gorihaba, or the Cow dung Festival, takes place in a small town in India called Tala Vati, where festival goers smear cow dung on each other as part of a local tradition.

What does Aaron think about this festival? Is it gay, dumb, or repulsive? I'll start with Adam. I'm going to go with dumb. Carl. I got to say that was my first instinct as well. I'm going dumb. Chris.

Repulsive. Annie. It sounds gay to me. All right. And he can win it with this. Let's find out. None of this sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. All right.

I think I have an eyeball ticket with... Oh, that counts? Yeah. I think he's being sarcastic. there. All right. What are you, Patrick Melton? You're going to argue about the validity of the game now?

Well, yeah, for four more hours. Fair enough. So, uh... Emergency episode. So, uh, what does that mean? You tied with Adam. Whoa. That's very exciting.

It means we arm wrestle. Yeah. Emergency show. All right, Joe. You're a little late on that one, buddy. Come on. You got to do better with that. All right.

We got to do a little bit of that. game for us. We're going to poke a dabbler. Thank you for the great Cardiff Electric for continuing to put out, churn out these episodes, even though he's a very busy potato. A lot going on. He's got to listen to John's complaints about OJ. It's got a lot of stuff going on. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To poke. A dabbler. What do you say, Carl? And co-host? Are you ready? To poke? a dabbler

you know what I'm getting sick of seriously um I go on so I saw how much I made in the month of October and I got to agree with Pinky here and it's very rare that I agree with Pinky

but I will tell you YouTube takes 39% I mean last month I made close to 8 grand and I'm left with fucking not even close to that what the fuck

someone has got to complain about this you're doing it now seriously like something's got to be done this is a fucking what did John say next here are your choices Number one. Cartel.

B. Grift. Next. Monopoly. Four. Outrage. And lastly, act of violence. To poke.

Tempting. A dabbler. I usually go first, but I'm not going to go first. Oh. Annie, what do you think it is? Did you say Annie? Cartel.

Oh, Cartel. All right. Cartel. Megan? I'm going for. Outrage is a fucking outrage. Adam? Any other longstanding rules we can break to make this easier for you?

I'll explain. I'll explain why in a minute. I'm going to go with Gryft B. All right. Producer Chris? I also went with Gryft. I played this clip. Curis not watching the show anywhere. It's Monopoly. The answer is Monofical.

Motherfucker. Can I switch my answer? What the fuck? Someone has got to complain about this. seriously like something's got to be done this is a fucking monopoly was it point devil point how come don't do you guys know this clip i remember seeing this i just didn't remember what he said yeah okay god it's not just about dreaming things i haven't seen yet what's going i didn't see this and i didn't remember what he said remember when they when they i think a winner today

do it look like a winner oh yeah thanks There'll be an extra Christmas bonus for you, my friend. Fucking tore apart all, like all the phone companies. And they got rid of the monopoly there. The same shit's got to be done here. I mean, this is not, this should not be allowed. It should not. I mean, it's ridiculous.

We got to get rid of boardwalk. It's ridiculous. 30 to 39 percent. I'm just a thimble If you work at a job And your fucking Job 30%

From your paycheck Are you gonna be cool with that? I'm not Which is why I'm going to jail First beer Of the night I made it to 7 or 6 Skull

That's what sober people say Yep Yep Well done I've been very adamant about staying in shame. Mm-hmm.

Clearly. Killing it. Zachas Hoffman. Come on, man. That's all for this time. Come back next time. You are man enough to poke a dabbler. Brought to you by hackamania.com.

Get your tickets now at hackamania.com using promo code JT. No. You use promo code JT. You'll save more money than any other promo code. No, no, no, no. Don't listen to what Carl is probably saying right now. He's a lying cocksucker. Sit, Eugene, sit.

Good dog. What an asshole. Cocksucker. I will tell you the truth. You can't save more money than you can using the promo code WATP at hackamania.com. That's true. That's a fact jack. Unless Melton changes that because I said it, which would make me a liar.

only retroactively it's the only way I ever lie retroactively all right Adam anything you have going on people should know about yes I'm so excited to be going to hackomania in April

and to seeing everybody there and a comedian who you might know Kevin Brennan's mentioned him Fred Stoller talked about him on his show his name is Mike Kaplan MIQ and his special Rini premieres tonight on YouTube

right now when you're done with this you can go over to YouTube I sent Carl the link. Please check out his comedy special. You will like it. Excellent. We will check that out. Annie, what do you have going on?

I want to promote stuff. Dr.steve.com. You can get a wet brain. I see you have all the art up there behind you. It looks great in the studio. And believe it or not, I am card number 11. Look at that. Congratulations, Annie.

A very fun game. And yes, Troy Smith did all the artwork for it. And he made nice prints for us. gives when we were in Detroit and thanks to producer Chris for displaying that on the wall behind me so eloquently we appreciate it yeah we'll get you updated over there Adam I apologize that'd be great I'm like slanted no problem uh Megan I too will hopefully be at hackomania next year wow if that's not a reason to use promo code WTP I don't know what is Megan will be there if we if we plan on doing it is it gay

live I think that would be a lot of fun oh we're definitely that's going to be a the whole show. Megan, you're hosting WATP when we do a live show in Vegas. I hope you know that. I hope we can maybe have some audience participation to see if anyone would like to guess, is it gay or not? Yeah, and we can play Are They Gay? Oh, yeah, we can call people in the audience. That guy giving his buddy a hand job. Not gay. Just true. We'll get Charles Chance up there again and he can play. Yes. Letting. Baco, 10 bucks, says, Southern John brags about hanging with Kinnison. Sam was sick

and would hang with any loser willing to do blow all night. Southern John should look back at those days with shame, yet he's proud. Should I start Shakir, Tom? Listen, I can't help you with that because oh shit, I got to get my lineup in. Oh, no, it's Wednesday. It's had a panic attack.

I'm sorry. We're listening to Bill Burr here? What's that? Thank you. I was in a panic attack because the bills are playing Thursday night this week. Yes. And it's stressing me out already. I hate Thursday night games. I know. I know.

Are we still doing a show? Do a teaser. Are we still live on the show? Oh, wait, Annie. Rock and roll. Annie, uh, promoted Dr. Steve. Oh, yeah, that's right. So in that case. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. This Saturday will be doing another episode of who are these podcasts. And typically we record a 2 p.m. Eastern time, it'll be 4 p.m. Eastern time with a co-host who's never been on the show before. Johnny the audio engineer from The Dick Show. Wow. Is going to be joining us on WATP.

And that guy's hilarious. We hung out with the whole weekend in Boston. We did the live show up there. And we've been doing these crossover shows together, Weight Watchers. Those are available on the creep off Patreon and YouTube pages where it's me and Dick and Vinny and Johnny and some guests that we've had on. like John Briggs Bad News and Taylor from P.K.A. Come on. And we just watch fat chicks doing embarrassing things. And it's very cathartic. It makes me very happy. So check that out. Adam doesn't approve. No, there's a Lizzo song. I got to send you that starts with a spoken word

intro where she says, I don't care what they're saying about me on that podcast. Oh, yes. Please find that. I got to find it for you. I think we did a whole segment. We had a whole segment about here when we were in Boston, if I'm not mistaken, there were some servers in the theater that are not too happy about it. Whoops. And we're like, lighten up. That's a zinger. That's the Zing King right there.

All right. What else it would have to have to do? What am I forgetting? Oh, reviews. Reviews. Do we have any new comments on Spotify, Megan? We do. We have a lot of comments.

Anything good? we have one this person says I love Megan Megan's the greatest this one says oh yeah it's so hot

nobody kissed my ass this week so I haven't tried for you but we aren't upset that Toe is telling the truth

we're upset that you did TM Zumak coverage of Mikey continue coping harder club fag wow all right

fair enough I agree with all that is that Bill Maher's new show. The only difference between Bill Burr and Opie is a Boston accent. Love the show, Five Stars. It really is crazy, how similar they are. And then can you post your video on Spotify?

I can, but I don't. Maybe I should. It's a lot of work posting on Spotify. Are people watching videos on Spotify? Let me know. Is that a thing? You do? I do.

Some podcasts I listen to have video and I'll watch it. God damn it. One more thing I have to do. It's almost like you need a staff or something. Adam, what are you busy with these days? We already covered this, man. We're going to post our videos on Spotify. You're going to think of some more responsibilities here at the company?

I got plans. You know, I mean, you've done such a great job. We think you deserve more responsibilities here at WATP, Inc. Would somebody out there post my video, please? Yes. Give Bauer a job posting your videos. How about Vegas beer sales, Jerry? What's he up to?

Could he? Dirty Dings. He's trustworthy and reliable. Right. Yeah. But he's going to need your home phone number and passport. That's a problem. Well, thank you, Megan.

You're welcome. Thanks for sharing that. And any new reviews that we have. Yeah, I got a couple. The first one comes in from R.P.G. Edgar saying, don't waste your time. What a horrible show. I'd leave zero stars if possible.

that's so mean RPG Edgar I think that's a one-star review no they they follow instructions oh that's a five-star thank you they shed all over us that's well done there's no inside jokes that's why it tripped me up yeah right it's a little bit more hard that way this one comes in from lucky dog one

saying funniless a tasteless show with losers talking about losers I'm forced to listen to this jabbering gibberish Carl is so unfunny it makes me angry blocked. Makes you angry. See how I feel about it. That's got to be a five-star.

That's a five-star, too. Funny list is actually a funny name for a podcast that just makes fun of smartless. Oh. I mic it on that. All right. We got a couple of voicemails that came in. And, of course, this is the Gary and San Diego voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a mix. Rock and roll. It's people are noticing. I've had some bad luck lately. Things are not going my way. Oh, Carl. First Villa Roma. Then you get stewed by a retarded faggot.

Then the Mikey interview. Things will turn around for you, buddy. I'm going to save you a seat in first class. On my trip to Greenland. Oh, boy. I'm not at that point yet, but I'll let you know. I'll call a hotline or something. Here's some advice for podcasting.

Carl, you make way too many fucking podcasts. I can't listen to all your fucking podcasts. There's too many. They're too long. Make, you should find the Patrick Michael model. Make one podcast, five-minute-long episodes, and then delete it and make a new one. Don't have 60 million running at the same time. That's a good point.

Anyway, smooches for beautiful producer Chris And you can have all the gas station chicken you want, baby Thank you That's nice Producer Chris's favorite chicken He's been waiting for permission Yes Suttering John calls into the show

This is Sutterin John here Piano is my girlfriend I've seen her asshole Have you stole that was the real Senator John he always says Stuttering John here

when he calls in the shows last one this guy is defending me I guess against Keanu hey this is Lance in Tennessee first time long time love the show why do these other

boneheaded broadcasters always make fun of Carl for nonsense he has club feet he has bad teeth who could possibly give a fuck about Carl's fucking teeth or feet

or just do it? What the fuck is just do it? I've listened to thousands of Charles, thousands of Carl's hours of Carl talking shit. None of this involves Just do it. What the fuck are you talking about?

Make part of Carl for being a bad broadcaster or shut the fuck up. Uh, smooches for Chris. Bye-bye. Just do it. Thank you for your feedback on that Much appreciated That's on the voice fails we have

I think it's time to Get out of here Right Opie Right Opie where the fuck is Opie I gotta go Bye I gotta go

I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley.

Vinny Paulino because he's so fat. Boom. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carly. Boom. It's my.

This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Okay.

Bye. Point to which one is the fag. It's a new game.