Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep679 - MJ Morning Show

Episode Date: November 30, 2025

It’s Jocktober in November - we’re checking in on Todd Schnitt down in Tampa. He’s got corny bits, lame jokes, and callers who can’t possibly be real people. When Fester does his Coach Bowles impression things get mild! Erik Nagel joins the show to discuss ESPN Radio getting hacked in Houston. Opie talks about gay sex in jail and Erock smelling Big A’s breath. Helga Mann has a new YouTube channel and she’s posting some classic episodes of That Reality Show with Lisa Boswell. Stuttering John continues to hit on Judy like a little kid while he brags about all of his accomplishments. We finish up with another round of “To Poke A Dabbler,” Internet News, and your voicemails. Erik Nagel - https://itseriknagel.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm paying close attention to this stuff. Also, we encourage our listeners. Give us five stars for every review podcast and then shit all of us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing the MJ Morning Show. This is a suggestion from Robo ShitStain, MK-9,000, in our discord we've all listened separately not discuss it with each other beforehand it's a show hosted by mj whose real name is todd schnett so i don't know why he's mj and then you got uh this guy fester he's the guy who's funny on the show you got uh frogy who's a stunt boy roxan wilder is the

whole of the show this is a morning show out of tampa tampa's like the last radio market in the country every person who's still doing radio and making a living on it live in tampa it seems like. Yeah. Old radio people, wrestlers, athletes who have retired with millions and millions of dollars, everything, they're all in Tampa. Hack comedians who are still feature while they're in their 50s. There's a lot of people moving to Tampa for some reason. That is true. He was he was MJ because that was his morning show name. So he could be Todd Schnitt in the afternoon doing a political in a lifestyle kind of show. Wait, he was doing two shows

a day? At one point. Yeah. So he was part of a popular morning show called MJ and BJ. And then like most duos, I guess BJ had enough and left. And it was just the MJ Kelly show, which was

his top 40 hits radio name. And then started doing afternoons on a station down there where he was doing political talk and news talk, whatever, as Todd Schnitz. So MJ was the name he needed to be like an old 80s, top 40 CHR kind of guy. Everyone had to have a, you know, a cool flashing name.

So he's on Q105 now, and it's interesting because they promote the fact that he came back to the radio in 2020. He actually did the thing Aaron Imholt is trying to do. He had a podcast for some time, and they got hired to be on the radio again. He seems to be very excited about this. Yeah, he's just making so many, so many headlines doing the same thing. I mean, look at the logo. It looks like a late 70s radio station logo.

The studio, obviously, from the videos that I saw looks like a late 70s radio station. And even the content, the back and forth, the, oh my God, can you believe that kind of thing, late 70s, early 80s style radio. So it's definitely a niche in time. Well, E. Rock, we got a great bit that we're going to play for you right now because this guy is talking about some funny Wi-Fi names. You know, like when you check your Wi-Fi and you can see all the different networks that you're in range of. Well, apparently, there's a subreddit out there who are people talking about some funny Wi-Fi names. I saw a pretty funny item over the weekend about funny Wi-Fi names. like your your Wi-Fi network at the house do you have a funny name for it or is it just

you know some you know spectrum three through one there's a broom in the corner there is a broom like this this doubles as to the custodian closet you're right it's just that lazy story right there lazy board behind him that has the call letters on it but yeah other than that it's just a bolted board it's not being used at a broom that's the promotional that the street team brings, where they placed it over glass and walls and hanging up with basic tape to say, look, the stations here at Sunglass Hut for the next two hours. Come on down. That's wild.

Also, I want to point out that, yes, this video was up on YouTube, and it has 120 views after a few days of being up on. No, that's 120,000 views. No, no, just 120 views total for this clip that is the funny Wi-Fi names clip. Funny name Ford or is it just, you know, some, you know, spectrum three to one or whatever it is? No, I think we have like, you know. It's quiet, too. I boosted the audio on all of these clips. You would think that a radio station would have that part down, at least?

They can't edit the videos right. I watched a couple more than the ones you sent me. Yeah. And it's, it starts off. Well, first of all, it's his show. It doesn't even start off with him on the camera. It's his voice talking to this guy just going faster. doing all this stuff and then while the conversations are going like the edits one are

non-existent or two in the middle of talking it cuts to a guy who's not talking and stays on him for like the rest of the video and you're like what what am i watching this isn't even entertaining from a video perspective no one cares about this product no one's watching it no one's paying attention to do it i don't know why they're posting it out of youtube it's just sad it just makes it looks sad. Named after. No, it's not a funny name. Is it Millard Fillmore?

Millard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore is the state. Millard Fillmore Wi-Fi Network. That was pretty funny. Like, I remember somebody in the neighborhood had like FBI surveillance. Yeah, that's an old one. Yeah.

That's been, that's an old trick, old one. Yeah, that one's not funny. All right. Yeah, that's, yeah. Let's find out what is funny. But first, we got to talk about how Wi-Fi works. I saw a pretty funny story and I guess this was a Reddit deal

so this was on one of the subredits and people were kind of adding either what their Wi-Fi name is or funny Wi-Fi names that have popped up like in their neighborhood because listen if you're in a neighbor I mean I'm trying to think in my house you can see everybody around you

it may be low by the time it gets to your house Yeah, but when I search for Wi-Fi, if I look at the available Wi-Fi's from my house, there are, I want to say there are six that pop up. Yeah, everybody around you has neighbor to the left, neighbor to the right, across the street, behind me, across the water, across the canal. All right. I mean, name 18 more places you get Wi-Fi. Go. What the fuck is that? Do you guys know that there's like houses around you that also have Wi-Fi?

Yes, move on. Who are you explaining this to? I also like the fact that they can't afford the pop filters on the microphone. They have an expensive microphone, but can't afford like the $2 foam that goes over it. So they're bending index cards over there just so that he doesn't pop his. I wanted to ask you about that. I'm using the same microphone right now, the R.E20s, yeah. Yeah, they're great microphones.

And they do have a built-in pop filters. You don't necessarily need that. I've never seen that filter ever. Like, you see this. You see the little like sock condom things that they put on. sometimes they're colorful, sometimes they have the station logo. Sometimes they have that little thing that comes off on a wire arm. It has a screen there.

I've never seen that ever. That must predate what we know about radio. Also, and I don't want to get too nerdy with you because that can happen very easily here, E. But his mic technique sucks. Oh, yeah. He's all over the place with this. He's thinking he'd be good at this. He's not riding any levels.

He's sitting back here and he's doing this. Mm-hmm. Back and forward. it's almost like he's soothing because he knows he's terrible he's rocking back and forth like I got to get through this got to get through this maybe that's what it is everyone's edging right now they want to hear Carl you told us we're going to be funny Wi-Fi names can we please get to the funny Wi-Fi names yes let's get into it so

listen to this one this person said that their older neighbor got confused with the Wi-Fi's and all the ones in the neighborhood. Right. So they set their Wi-Fi to their social security number. Oh, no. Oh, dear. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah, not a good idea. Do not set the Wi-Fi to your social security number. First off, that didn't happen. Secondly, no one's doing that. No, no one's doing that. Secondly, if someone did, what did? difference would it make? Wouldn't. I mean, I love this thing. It's like, wow, if he's

social security number, he owned their house. No, it's not the case. Oh, dear. They're not doing that. You can tell when you're near, like, especially in Manhattan, the apartment complexes. Yeah. You can see that people are just trying to write the most, like, disgusting and profane names for their Wi-Fi service, so nobody would try to, like, to log into it. I like this idea that you would even know it's someone's social security number. That must be there's social security number. It's just a random 10 digits. Like, I don't know.

Yeah. One, two. That's a social security. Oh, maybe that's a phone number and a one in front of that. Yeah, that's got to be what it is. All right. So now, this is where our buddy MJ starts having a little fun with this list. This is pretty funny.

Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi. Give it to me, baby. What was that? What was the name of that group? Remember, uh, all the girls say, I'm pretty different. For a white guy. Give it to me. me, was that like out, out, offspring?

I have no idea I'm saying this. He was going to say outcast. Pretty fly for a white. He was going to say outcast. He could be further away from that one without cast. The outfield. Pretty fly for a white guy. So pretty fly for a Wi-Fi.

Well, I mean, if you repeat it a bunch of times, it's going to get funnier, I'm sure. It's the way to do it. I mean, the prep server says, you know, it says, say this line and it has three X in a parentheses next to it. So you got to say it three times. Three times, right. And it doesn't tell you what the reference is. You have to try to figure it out on the fly. I think it's an oldie station or classic or I don't know what that station is, but I'm sure they play the offspring because offspring's classic rock and, you know, for the first part of their career, that's getting played on all the classic rock station. They probably play this on the station. And the PD later is going,

we play that song, you know, four times a day. How do you not know the artist? Well, I understand what's going on here. I'm reading the chat. People are saying, that wasn't a very funny name for a Wi-Fi network. Well, hold on a second, guys. We're building to something here. It's going to get way funnier. Here's another one. Girls Gone Wireless.

The look is worse than him trying to execute that line. Thank you. In my notes, it's such a deuce, chilling reaction. He delivers that. His body, he's like, oh, faster? You would think about that? Girls got wireless. I'll give you time to collect yourself.

Well, this is Fester's reaction. Oh, yeah, girls gone wild. I wonder where they look up. Yeah, pretty funny, yeah, exactly. The guy groaned. It's not clever. It's not funny. Girls Gone Wild was something in the early 2000s.

I wonder what they look up. I don't know. I think everyone uses Wi-Fi for porn, like every person in the world does, right? So, yeah. What do you mean? What do they do? Do they get out of the internet porn over there? Yeah, of course.

Yeah, illegal streaming services and porn. That's about your first two go-toes on that. All right, so hold on. It's going to get better. This is a reference that I didn't even understand. Here's one, I'm not a witch. I'm your Wi-Fi. I'm not a witch.

I'm your wife. Yeah. I'm not a witch. I'm your Wi-Fi. What witches can't get married? You got it. Oh, this is a great one. You could be both.

Oh. That's a line from the pre-fi. Princess Bride? I don't know. It is. I mean, it's not like a memorable lie or anything like that. There's a bunch of lies in that movie.

People would know, but that one is just like, wow. And then he really saw it. It's like, guys, you know, like Wi-Fi,

the first three letters makes it sound like he's going to say wife, but it's not. Yeah, we got. We got it. I'm really starting to debate now if these names came from the prep service

or he saw the line that morning and then went into his office or in the car in the parking lot and started writing. additional names. Like, I know how to write. I'm a writer. I got material. Oh, maybe he's coming up with these. Because I thought he was just on R slash corny and just reading this office, the Reddit. But now, maybe you're right. Maybe he came up with himself. He didn't seem kind of impressed with himself. He did. Yeah, he really is selling

these, too. He's out of hard. Of course, the reason why you introduce a topic like this is to get the audience interaction. You know, we ought, maybe we ought to ask our listeners. You know, folks, while I'm doing this list, do you have any funny Wi-Fi network names that you've seen pop up, or maybe you have a funny one? So when you've seen the Wi-Fi list, available scanned Wi-Fi's in your vicinity, have you had some funny ones pop up over the years? Or, again, do you have a humorous Wi-Fi name?

Hey, guys, I just thought of this now. What if we went to the phones? I wasn't planned not doing this, but now that we're having it. so much fun with it. Maybe we can go to the phones and see if you guys have any interesting Wi-Fi names you want to come up with. This will get the phones ringing. Oh, yeah. The only way this bit succeeds is if he's, this is the execution. And then everybody else that listens to, maybe hate listens to him in the Tampa area, starts calling and, you know, tells the screener one thing and then says things that he's constantly having to

dump out of and he has to go to a record or he just kills the bit. Unfortunately, it turns out that the listeners of the show are just as corny as this asshole and we'll get to the calls but before that I had such high hopes I know before that we unfortunately have more of these hilarious names for Wi-Fi

Andrew said what about a hotspot sure it could be a funny hot spot as well Wi-Fi hotspot I think it'd be the same What about a hotspot Jesus Christ you fucking idiots Interchangeable Andrew This is funny

Get off my land get it, get it? Instead of a, get off my lawn. No, no, no. Instead of Clint Eastwood from, what was that? Grand Torino, right? Was that Grand Torino? Might have been.

You know how many times we all make references that we don't know what the movie is from? All the time, right? We all are doing that, right? How many times, especially you two and me, how many times do we make Simpsons references and then forget oh yeah that was from the simpsons right that's what he's doing and then he goes hold on this is funny setting the table everybody so you know the laughs are coming not only did he set

that up by saying it's going to be funny then he says it delivers it the best he can and then explains that it was funny get off my lawn so it's get off my land that's actually pretty funny nope it's not even close to funny it's not a good pun it's not interesting If the joke doesn't lands, maybe over-explain and break down the joke because people love the mechanics of it. This segment is so tedious. And I can tell he's trying to sell this so hard. It can't be having fun reading this. Fester's not giving him anything.

Props to Fester. I don't hear him. He's cleaning a spill in the hallway. He's not even in the room. See me that broom. All right. Well, let's see if there's any more corny ones that he finds amusing. Next, Walgreens, Public.

look, Wi-Fi. All right. Okay. Oh, that's not even a joke. No. It probably was the Wi-Fi and a Walgreens. Yeah. The fuck.

Yeah, because he was sitting in the car in the parking lot and the Walgreens across the street from the station. Right. He showed up on his phone. hilarious is this. Like, what do you mean? Oh, this is funny. Rebellious Amish family.

Because of no technology. I like that one a lot. That's good. So, Rebelli. Alias Amish family, Wi-Fi network name. Fester woke up for that one. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm paying attention. Say that it's funny.

Say that it's funny. Give you the punchline. It doesn't land. Explain the punchline and then explain the setup to the punchline. So start this way, get to there, and then go backwards each time you're making a suggestion. And this one he has to over-explain, too. Oh, Spider-Land. Spider-Lan

Spider-Lan Do whatever a spider-can Spider-Lan instead of Spider-Man Yeah, fine! It's not good. You can sing all the songs you want about Spider-Man. It's not a clever name for a Wi-Fi. Explaining it does not make it any funnier.

Definitely not. Good job. And then things get worse. Oh, this is funny as well. Bill Y, the science fie, instead of Bill Nye the science guy you got Bill Y the science Look at the phones

Every single line is lit up Here's another one Oh Cancer Beam What is that reaction? Cancer Beem What is that reaction? Fester's not doing anything

So he's leading Fester on laugh you know like he can't say laugh because there's you know mike's on so he's doing this in order to yes react to ones and zeros whoa let me explain why that's clever shut up stick around we're going to be doing vanity plates later yes that's my favorite topic i might call in for that one um bumper stickers that's a fun one to go through chris you know my favorite bumper sticker of all time right is it the tennis one Tennis is my racket. I wanted to murder that person.

You don't like my child beat up your honor students at whatever elementary school? That one's pretty good, too. What about the family, but they're actually stormtroopers from Star Wars? That's fun. Or the Grateful Dead Bears showing a full family or stick figures or any other pop culture thing that's showing, oh, you have five people in this car. I'm running it off the highway right now. Hold on.

I feel like you're getting angry. Maybe we need to laugh a little bit more. I think that our buddy, MJ, has got a really good one here. Bill and Ted's Ex-A-Lan adventure for... Perfect. For a land. Perfect. Local area network, right?

Here's another one, not the Batcave. Oh, there's a lawyer. Apparently a lawyer in the neighborhood, and this person on Reddit said, my neighbor is a lawyer. His Wi-Fi name is not guilty. All right. I mean, these are worse than I thought they'd be. You know, like you were saying before, Eric, when you're in New York City, you see tons of these live-bite hours and some of them are like really raunchy or ridiculous and over the top.

This is not guilty. I'm so glad the company that owns his station is about to file bankruptcy and they're going to be selling off a lot of stations. I hope he's first. Christian West says, short people, family proves car was seen my car. God damn it, Christian. You cornball. Can I point out one other thing, too? Yeah.

Carl, you've been in official radio stations and studio stuff. You know how they build the consoles. They're a little bit higher than normal tables. So they have those kind of elevator chairs, you know, where you can adjust the height and everything. So when you sit on it, you're sitting higher than you normally would in a chair. He has that chair in the studio, yet he's four foot like 11 and he's insisting on standing on his tippy toes at the console to look over the divider to try to see Fester, who I think is

almost like 6-2. If you see that promotional photo, Fester's up here, MJ's head is like in the lower third of the photo there. Why isn't he sitting on the chair when you have a camera on so that you can see it? He's down here like this. Wow. You're right. He's built like Pat and Oswald.

He's a tiny little guy. I've seen him several times. He's under five feet, if five feet. Because, yeah, even that chick is way taller than him. She's trying to pull her head down. They're squatting down. Yeah, they're all squatting down around him. Oh, wow.

That's rough right there. All right. I feel like no one's laughing at these bits. So hopefully we can find one because he saved the best for last. And then, oh, here's. All right, fine, this is great. This is best for last. So, except their Wi-Fi network as,

my neighbor smells like sh and then it's the s bomb that's the name of the network my neighbor smells like shh the only other people who are going to see it are your neighbors yeah all right let's go to phones man lines are loaded great point faster great point yeah they'll see that message faster that's why it's so funny right what a retard if somebody's his neighbor and knows how terrible his show is if they switched their Wi-Fi as my neighbor's show sounds like shit and the no, they drops the S-bomb, that would be funnier. That would be funnier, yes. All right, well, let's go to the phones.

The phones are loaded. Maybe the callers can help us out. Nikki, Nikki's on the line. She's got something for us. Yeah, for about the past 10 years, it's been FBI Van 7. Okay. Oh, so you're a FBI van 7. Very funny.

A little played out. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it is a little played out. Hold on a second. Nicky, they introduced a segment by saying the FBI surveillance van was coroner. and not cool enough for what was going to be in this segment. She calls it and goes, listen to what I got here. We're doing it for 10 years now.

FBI surveillance van. And they go, that's pretty funny, but also not funny at all. Yeah, she put the seven there because that showed at the bottom, the suggestion, that it had strong encryption. So she goes, oh, I had to have the seven there. Right. Almost put an exclamation point with it, too. The, uh, the V is capitalized. A little played out.

I've been doing it for, you know, about 10 years or so. all right and then do you have any other names are you thinking about a shift a little switch up MJ the lines are packed why are you just idiots

the lines are past you go okay thank you very much can you click the button I'm sure he has the old button where you hear the switch of the button as he's hitting it you'd go right to the next caller well do you have any other

he has nobody on the phone no want to give a shout out to some family members or... Yeah, right. Can I play a song for you? You're going to have to do a shift. When you said that, I was like,

it's trendy now. Now it's got to be not trending. It was trendy like in 2015. Yeah, 2012, maybe. I know. All right, Nikki, come up with a new Wi-Fi name. Get that done by close of business tomorrow, okay? If a joke's not funny for 15 years.

I'll do that. Y'all have a good one. Love listening to y'all. I've been listening to you since I was like in middle school. Oh, Nikki, that's what I love to hear. Thank you, Nicky. Sixty-five. Justin.

Singing the same thing. Or least sounds like it. I love it how he had the price is right rules, the guy, too, and he goes, no, since 2015. No, since 2012. Yeah, all right. Whatever. It's corny. We get it.

All right. A guy is listening to this radio show for some reason. Justin, he's going to save this. He's got it, right? He's going to be good. Mine and my wife's Wi-Fi name is hot signals in your area. Oh, instead of hot, oh, hot signals in your area instead of hot singles in your area. It seems like that ad pops up every once in a while.

That sucks. Justin, you should be embarrassed. And why did it say me and my wife have this? Did she come up with that? Does she come up with that name? Justin, you loser? That guy doesn't have a wife. Yeah.

All right, Samantha, Samantha's got a good one. Good morning. My Wi-Fi name is It Burns When I P. Oh, nothing like some venereal disease humor. Nothing like some STI humor. Yeah. STD humor. E. Rock, comment?

What a retard. You got a comment there, E-Rock? Yeah, well, first of all, you need, I know how you like to isolate. laughs, you need that ho-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Like, he's almost... It's like, Krusty. Yeah, it really is.

Burn, L.N. I-P. Oh, right here. Perfectly clean. Edit, pull that and use that. That's amazing. Ah, ha, ha, ha. There you go. This, this fucking cord box is like,

whoa, that's wild. That's like some of that happens. Like, if you have, have a STD or something, right? His face is training for trying to force the moment and trying to force laughter everything. He's cool like this. Like you're starting to see like vein

and muscle definition in his face because he's trying to make something out of this and he's probably regretting being a full-time talk show now. Just be a roofer. Yeah. You'd be happier at life. He just for a roofer. I'm playing record so you can do know this bit and be done in like in a minute

and a half and then go to the out. record you thought you were going to play go mine for coal anything would be more enjoyable than trying to make this bit interesting and funny all right I have one more here and this one just actually pisses me off

mine used to be a two guys one router when I lived with a roommate oh no two guys one roller so the FBI thing was played out back in 2012 but the uh what is it two girls one cop it's still a funny reference I still can't believe that Bert Chrysher has a show actively,

Two Bears One Cave. There's so many podcasts that use that formula. And two guys one router, is that funny or clever? It's terrible. I know. If that's the, I mean, you're going to go for a 20-year-old reference. Why not do the one where the guy tried to put a jar up and it exploded and then, you know, it ended really badly, but the video still went up on FARC and other places.

Do that one. See? Eric does what's up. That's a good one. a good one. All right. We need to switch gears. This is getting way too ridiculous. The coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Coach Bowles, this guy Fester does an impression of him. And it's really good. So what happens is after the game is played on Sunday, the Tampa had lost to the Buffalo Bills. So they're very excited to get Coach Bowles on

the show. Oh, look who's here. Ladies and gentlemen. This is the NFL on the MJ morning show. Oh, he's dragging. Ladies and gentlemen, oh, boy. Coming off their 44 to 32 road loss up in Buffalo. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Coach Bowles in this. I don't want to make him wait, fester.

No. Okay, he's very excited for this one. Can I prove how nobody's listening to his show? Yes. Tampa, very big football city, right? Oh, yeah. NFL, very litigious and protective on their copyrights, their broadcast usage, everything to do with the NFL. We learned the hard way at Sirius XM.

We used to play Fox News Stingers. We used to play NFL music, whatever. And then we would get told by management, you can't play that anymore. I know we have the rights to NFL, but that's only for those channels. It doesn't work on. your channel. Okay, so we had to come up with generic stuff. He's using official NFL music. He's saying

the NFL is on his show. There's no repercussions. Nobody listens to this guy. That's why he can get away with all of that stuff. We, this is what's crazy about this, is that on the creep-off, whenever there's someone throwing a baby, which happens a lot of the creep-off, I used to play

this. Mother Day Football, we got flagged for that immediately. that shit got taken down. So, yes, they're on top of that shit. But, yeah, he's excited to have Coach Bowles on, and I guess, so if you don't know, the coach of the Tampa Bay is a black man,

and apparently that means he's dumb. This is going to be an 8 o'clock game. What is that, NBC, right? I guess. Yes, so I think NBC's got. So Bucks and L.A. Rams, so that's going to be, that'll be a tough game as well. But then I think, Coach, I think the,

the schedule gets a lot easier after the Rams. I think for the rest of the season, the schedule's a bit easier. Now, do we play actual Rams? Because they're a vicious animal, really, when you think about it. Always head button. Coach, I don't want to rub it in,

but that would have been a hell of a good win on the road against the bills, and you guys just couldn't pull it off. I'd like to point out that a bison is also a ferocious animal as well. So I don't get the bit here. What is the bit that they're going for here is that the black head coach is retarded? Yes. The voice is Cleveland from Family Guy trying to do Morgan Friedman. Yeah.

It's like a little bit of all these voices, but it's the wrong voice to do. And this, this reminds me of like Don and Mike when Mike O'Mara thought he could, he did a lot of impressions. Yeah. And he thought he could do a lot of impressions, but they weren't really. impression. Remember he auditioned for the Simpsons when Harry Shearer left? Did he? I didn't know that. Michael Mera put together an entire, like all the voices and posted it online and people cloned him a lot for that. But anyway, I think it was, was it Harry Shearer left or the other guy? I think it was Harry, right? It was a holdout. Yeah, Harry walked

out. He's like when his contract was done and held out and then they threw a ton of money at him and said, oh, you don't have to come to L.A. to record anymore. You could just do it on your phone. And by the way, if you watch current episodes, content's okay, but if you listen on headphones, you can tell they're not all in the same room. It's so messed up. How is that possible? He can't get a professional setup in his house. You would think that'd be pretty easy to do, but no idea.

All right. So this guy's dumb. And so you heard right there, he's like, well, what if we actually played against animals that were Rams or Bison? Like, that'd be crazy, right? Like, okay. So let's see what other low-hanging fruit they go for as they're talking about being in Buffalo. So we get down to Buffalo there, and it was nothing.

Nothing but problems. A bunch of my coaching staff on Saturday said they want to go out and get Buffalo wings. Oh, yeah. I mean, you go to Buffalo, New York. Yeah. You know, you go get some Buffalo wings. That's the birthplace. That's where they invented the Buffalo wing is in Buffalo, New York.

And knowing we didn't have much going on this weekend in Buffalo, we had plenty of time on our hands on. To go get some wings. My coaching staff wanted to go to the anchor ball. Okay. So there's not even jokes here. He's just like, yeah, we were in Buffalo, so we wanted to go eat Buffalo wings. And I just want to play for you what the coach actually sounds like from the Tampa Bay box.

Please. The right thing to do when we had the fourth and won. I mean, if I put us up by nine, I made it hard from them to win the ball game. I wasn't looking for the block, and it happened, and that can't happen. Thankfully, we came back and win the game. So he has low energy. I'll give him that for a full energy, Well-spoken, no discerning distinctive accent to mock.

No kind of cadence. It's perfectly fine. It's fine, but this impression is bad. The material's worse. So you just heard him say, the reason why they lost in Buffalo is because the coaching staff wanted to go get Buffalo wings. So they decide to do a little Googling and start listing all of the restaurants in Buffalo where you can get wings from. A tourist go When I told my coaches

And I told my coaches Oh you told the coaches That the tourists go to the anchor bar I'm no tourist Right We gonna go to a bunch of other places Okay And we went we did

We went to you know Bill's Tavern We went to 9-11 tavern We went to Kelly Corner We went to Sunny Red I'm gonna let this play out But real quick So they're just showing

The guy who's doing the impression Now Fuster on the screen Couldn't they at least do The Conan O'Brien in, you know, mouth, you know, and, you know, just a still photo thing. I mean, even Keanu can pull that off. I'm sure they could do that. Or this is the time you don't put the camera on him to give the illusion that the

coach is in there. Right. For the first 12 minutes of it, but they don't. And then here, they just like pan over to him. Like, oh, okay, well, this is just the guy that's on the show. And nothing works for that long. Local references from a city you're not in. Also, this video has 39 views.

And that, that, that, game happened a week and a half ago, almost two weeks ago. So this happened. This has been up for a long time. A bunch of other places. Okay. And we went, we did. We went to, you know, Bill's Tavern. We went to 9-11 Tavern. We went to Kelly Corner. We went to Sunny Reds. We went to Adolf O' First Warren Ward Tavern. We went to Duff's famous wings. We went to Elmo's Restaurant and Bar. We went to Gabriel's Gate. We went to Lanova Pizzeria. Sounded like the scene in Forrest Gump over.

We went to Mr. Goodbar. We went to Macy's Place. We went to Doc Sullivan. We went to Union Pub. We went to bald shrimp, garlic shrimp, breaded shrimp. Buffalo shrimp. Good ad living there.

Wow. These guys work well together. All right. I'm going to let you in, I'm going to move, we're going to let you in move the fourth wall here a little bit for you. They did this bit about a couple weeks earlier when they were in Philadelphia and they were listing all the cheese.

places that he went to. Shut the fuck up, for real? No, but it does sound like it would be. They might as well have. So I still understand what the bit is here. Like, why are they going to all these restaurants? Let's try to figure this out. But I prefer

boneless chicken wings. So I would order the boneless wings. Right. My coaches are eating everything, and I'm eating the boneless chicken wings. and apparently I'm just popping back these spicy wings, boneless chicken wings, and one of them had a bone in it. First of all, I don't think there's no such thing as a boneless chicken wing. I learned that later in the day that boneless chicken wings are not chicken wings at all. You knew that?

I did not know that. Apparently, I got a drummy. You know what a drummy is? Yes. I got a drummy. I pop it back in my... face and it gets lodged in my throat, I start choking and gagging. I'm like, and I'm holding my throat.

And my coaches are like, what's wrong, coach? And I'm like, he's choking both literally and figuratively with this bit. That was the payoff. And he did it twice, too. These guys, they never let a punchline happen one time on this show. They're going to drive it home. the little in between where MJ goes okay so and this sits there like he's telling him to keep moving he's probably doing this gesture to keep it going because it's only funny if he keeps talking and it's killing time but he's not laughing in a way that you would normally act to something I know I know what you mean here I got it seemed very force and unnatural yeah it it's almost like this was poorly written.

This guy suck. He's got suck at broadcasting. And I'm thankful to Robo Schittstein, MK9,000 for sending that in a review, a suggestions channel on our Discord. I'm always looking through there for new shows to take a look at. I wanted to point out one more thing. Earlier in some of the video clips you had there, above MJ, there's a sign that says Fester and has an 813 number on it, right?

So while this was going on, I'm going through the station and the company's directory and everything. That number doesn't exist as a contact number for their station. In fact, if you want to request it, it's an 800 number, right, to get on the air. I'm wondering, is he doxing Fester? Like, is that the number that he knows to call Fester to let him know that, hey, we're going on in the air in like 10 minutes to get down to the station or something? I don't know what that number is, but it doesn't look like an official number for the station. anywhere on their website. I thought about texting it because I was looking at that too.

I mean, that's kind of weird he's got a number up there. Maybe it's to prove that no one watches the show on YouTube and you can just put anything he wants on that. Maybe the Social Security number, you know, who knows? It's just proving. Like Wi-Fi password up there? Yeah, he's just proving that no one's paying attention at all. It could be a Google voice number that they, maybe they play voicemails or something.

I mean, who does that? And you can also tell, too, he's another one of those radio guys that, you know, we're good in their heyday, but just have not adapted with the times. he still has those fucking Vietnam helicopter headphones that they all wear those metallic things you don't see anybody but the old's wearing those things anymore they have the sonies or you have the uh the plugins now the uh the monitors those kind of things they're not wearing those giant metallic cousin brucey style headphones any it's uncomfortable you're doing a four hour show and you have those things clamping down i do you yeah it's not fun all right it's time for our fringe of the week This one came in from E-RAC. ESPN Radio at Houston got Yes. So

I have some friends down there and somebody called me and he goes you're not going to believe what happened. What the ESPN affiliate down there got hacked. I'm like, how do you hack a radio station? He's like, well, someone cut in on the signal and they're

playing all this racist stuff on a loop. I'm like, no, they're not. I thought he was he was fucking with me. He goes, no, no, let me see what I can do. About a few hours later, an official article came out saying that this happened, and he found somebody who had, was smart enough to turn on their phone, and it's just taping like the dashboard of the car, and you're hearing it.

So otherwise, I wouldn't have believed it, but we got to clip. You know, that's right? That online calls what the heck? You got to be black to get a well-based. Checkin' out, bro. No joke. I ain't done it for a cold floor. And I ain't black juice.

So I'm both a man on the wall's health for a thing made. Miller on the wall. Who is the blackest of them all? A man named king, it ain't no doubt. And it's causing lots of trouble with his bathroom now, for a row. Either doing. It's caused by the trouble, but he's a doing.

And the end of LACP. Can't we ever want to win? I mean, subscribe to my channel at YouTube.com slash Grimplay stuff. Follow me on Blue Sky, Quim Wolfwork. On Twitter, Grimplaced stuff. Also on Reddit,

the dumb girlfriend's like, is this just the format of this? No, no, no, no. It's not, no way. It's like, I got to set this to my pre-sentence. There's a racist music on this thing? That sounds fun. I just want to point out the dropouts where it was me.

I have the uncensored version of it. but I dropped out all the N-word slurs in there because, you know, who knows what YouTube does nowadays. But, yeah, so that was legit. And, yeah, you can find it in some of the radio trades and everything. That's somebody, I guess the ESPN stations, because they're not owned by ESPN anymore. And they're not done mostly in their,

it's not coming through a broadcast. They're not owned by ESPN anymore? No, ESPN radio. You know who owns it? Mel Carm is in Sun, who used to, So, Mel Carverson used to own Infinity Broadcasting. You know him from the Howard days. Of course.

He owned the company we were at. When he retired, his son has his own company now and has been buying up stations that have been either defaulting or they just can't afford anymore. So he owns the majority of the ESPN affiliates around the, so the stations are not owned and operated by ESPN anymore. His company owns it. Next, you're going to tell me that WABC is not even owned by ABC. well that's a conversation for another time okay fair enough so anyway their station comes in through a stream and the stream is then put on the broadcast to send out to there so someone cut into the stream coming to the station and that's what got broadcast so this went on about um the estimate was like

about 10 to 15 minutes that these racial songs would play they would play that emergency noise like if a hurricane or a tornado was coming on there, and then it would go into the AI voice repeating, follow me on Blue Sky on YouTube and all this. His Reddit account was in there too. And yeah, it was insane. I love that. These are hackable now.

That's fun. I know. A couple weeks ago, I gave you the 10-10 wins clip where somebody started playing what we thought was porn, but it turned out to be a Netflix show. But still, biggest market in the country, and somebody took the biggest radio station in the United States,

10-10 wins off the air by playing a sex clip. All right. I like what radio's going. I love what radio's going too. If this is replacing Todd Snit, I'm all about it. I'll go back to listening. I agree.

The other reason why I'd go back to listening to radio is if the opster was rehired. And so you're like, so you're like that opi's mom This mom passed away this past week I did actually I found out about it on your show Me too And so Opie hasn't really been doing any broadcasts since then since him and Ron talked through it.

But he has been putting out clips on his channels. And this is a hilarious bit that he did over at Gebhardt's. And they're talking about having gay sex in prison or jail. I thought you were talking about Wi-Fi names that they saw in the neighborhood. No, no, no, no. I hope he hasn't gotten around to that yet. Wait until he spies that stuff, Rodd. That's going to be some episode.

We should actually plant that with Ron. We should give that to Rod to, like, bring to it. Somebody monitors Todd's topics. We did that and then send it over to Ron and then Ron introduces it as like, hey, I spent all night writing this. That's a great idea because Ron is responsible for all of the content on that show. He has to bring stuff to talk about on there. Remember, he couldn't get anything done because he had to worry about that show. And that caused a whole kerfuffle between the two.

He also couldn't prep for his stand-up show because he was so busy with Opie. So this is Opie. There's a 30-second clip that he curates. He actually, I mean, I don't know if he's the one doing. doing the editing, but he claims he does video editing for a living. So I assume that he is. You're going to hear some great zany sound effects in here. E. Rock, this has it all.

I thought you were going to play that clip again. Is it gay if you're in jail, though? I don't know if it's gay if you're doing life. No, if you're doing life, yeah. But if you're doing, you know, 10 days, you can't be like, oh, well, I went in there. It was so tough. I could. If you're in for life, I don't think it's gay.

If you're in for 10 days and you're, you turned into the 10 days, you went in there to be gay. you understand imagine you're in for 10 days and you're doing and everyone's looking at you like what that you're getting out sunday you idiot you're absolutely right okay he's still doing what he did on the show where like the premise is set and then aunt or jim would throw the one line out right yeah and then op would repeat it as if he just said it so the that other i don't know who that other guy is but he's like well if you're in there for 10 days know that i can't and then he goes yeah but If you're in there for 10 days, it's like, the guy just said that. And you're stealing it right in front of them.

Ope's also has this weird habit where when he's at Gabharts, he'll say whatever he thinks is a punchline. You know, he'll give you his hilarious quip. And then he'll just hand the mic over to the other person. He's like, yeah, 10 days, that's gay. Like, you didn't ask me a question? What am I supposed to do with that? Yes. It's gay.

Right. It's gay. Yes, it is gay. That is the Chip Chipperson of like, 17 more of this go and then just cleans off with the microphone he's literally doing the chip thing he doesn't even realize it uh you right did you know that uh opi just dropped a fresh video today featuring you okay no i'm looking forward to this all right do i still own his life's work is that what he's complaining about what no this is actually uh featuring you this is what opi dropped

just today oh yeah i remember this we surprised eroc with big a's bad bad breath. And you're standing next to Big A, who's a whack packer from the opening Anthony show. And you're both reading news articles. Let me point out something else, too. Nobody was surprised by this, considering they talked about this for about five minutes on the air and to get Big A in here. Let's have him do the news. And E. Rock, you got to smell his breath. So, oh, my God, surprise. I had no idea this was coming. So the reason why I'm showing this to you and I know it's awkward to like watch yourself and comment on it. But I don't think this is a good, bit, and I don't think it works. I don't know

why Opie decided to upload it today. Because he doesn't have any of his own material. He only has these stupid videos that he would record, walking around, you know, little things here and there through the studio. That's all he's got. And this is 20 years old?

No. Yeah, this is probably 20 years old. I'm sure this is going to be riveting on the internet. Yeah. in London are steamed about the news So he's zooming in on Eric's face As he's making a face

The protest is Yes Started getting violent as to see Drive by end So Eric has to sell this Obviously Yeah thanks for playing along here

Yes but also Look I like big A's and nice enough guy. Sure. But his breath and it does reek of like that fermented shark that they sell in Iceland that just clears the room. That's what it is. So when he talks, it kind of goes casts a wide net and you're like,

oh my God, I have to sit here and endure this. I want to be care. This is used exclusively for transporting a royal family. He'll know what's on how the truth you have been affected.

The Yankees have offered Cliff Lee a seven-year deal to take him away from Texas, who offered him a six-year deal. Opus. How long is this video? Three minutes and 39 seconds. I have not gotten all the way through it yet because I don't understand why this was uploaded. It feels way longer than three minutes and whatever. I know. It's pretty bad, huh?

And I was there. I mean, it was bad smelling his breakfast. This is bad putting it up now. It's not like a reference clip where you're showing a quick little highlight and going back to a conversation. And I might even suggest it's not a great bit for the radio either. Just a guy mumbling and the guy next to him smelled his breath. Well, then let's figure out who came up with the bit. I think I know.

I think I might have a clue on that one. I wonder. Walter's got this. I'm a leading response. ended question about open his sexuality they did you dirty over there Iraq I guess is my point this is like you're like

sell this bit like okay I'll see what I can do around this time because based on the way the studio looks before the remodel so this is somewhere between like 2009 2011 I'm guessing

so let's see if he probably writes oh yeah this description is crazy but yeah go ahead you were saying um he was in that stage where he i forgot the name of the camera but it was like it just it looked like the monolith from 2001 his base odyssey he was always walking around with that he thought everything was going to go viral because this is when videos were going viral yeah that oh you got to record he used to tell all of us like he's like you guys got to get your phones out you got to

get these he's like you got to record everything because you never know what's going to hit and it'll make a ton of money and sam went to look at him and go okay and no and then I wouldn't do it. Nobody else was recording. It was always him. And then if you did record something, send him the video so he could put it up on his channel. It wasn't the Opie and Anthony channel. It wasn't the Sirius XM channel.

It was his channel. So again, nobody wanted to do videos because they didn't want it to go up on his channel for him to try to make money off. He was always trying to get a viral video. And the funny part is that the only video that has gone viral and remains in circulation is the cake-stopping video that he wants no one to see ever again. I love when that video shows up because there's no rhyme or reason to why that thing keeps resurfacing other than it just constantly causes outrage to people who have never seen

this before. I've, it's cyclical. You know, every couple years, I'll get messages from family and parents like, was this the show you were on and it's him outside with the cake stop? Where did you find that? Oh, it showed up in my Facebook feed. well okay it's making the rounds again and then you you see everyone goes to his channel and shits all over him we're going to get you fired we're going to docks you and it's never anybody

else it's always towards him it's funny because just recently i watch opi's ticot channel for my show worthy socials and just the last few weeks every comment under every ticot has been about him stopping the cake why'd you do that opi or like is this the guy who stopped on that homeless guy's cake like all of the comments are about that so it must have been resurfaced again recently, maybe on TikTok or something. See, if he was, of course he's on TikTok, but if he was smart, he would do one or two things with that cake video, put it on his channel where, like, the top part is the cake video, the bottom part is somebody playing Fortnite because that's what they do on TikTok.

Or the other thing is the cake stomping's over here and he's sitting there going, yeah, right, that split comment, put it on your own channel. That's a humor about it, right. You're into it, at least make some money off the fact that everyone's going to shit on you for it. does. All right. So this video that I'm playing for you, you see it has 40 views and says

Opin Anthony classic. This is the description that Opie put in here. Oh, hashtags are always great too. Hashtag open Anthony, hashtag big A, hashtag E. That's going to get some views right there. It was not searching hashtag E. Rock. Let me tell you what happens when you search EROC.

There's a guy in Philadelphia that's like Super Eagles fan number one that is all over Twitter and some sports betting sites and everything. That's the more popular E. Rock. I haven't really used that name in a decade. So, go fine and follow that guy and tell him why Opie sucks. I'm sure he knows who Opie is growing up in Philadelphia.

Yes, this has 40 views. This one up today, he has 40 views. By the time we're done with this show, it'll have 18,000. Just so, you know, that's how it's very possible. Opia the classic, bad breath news with E. Rock and Big A, the most disgusting radio bit, as Big A absolutely nukes E. Rock

with lethal halotosis. while trying to read the news. You will gag, you will laugh, you will hit replay. One of the most legendary grossout segments in O&A history. Don't oversell it here. Oh, B. Big A, the human bio weapon, stands right next to E. Rock and melt his soul with breath so bad, the entire studio loses their minds.

Pure uncensored radio chaos from the golden era. Okay. Better than 10 Super Bowls. That's ridiculous. All right. Something just dawned on me. with this that he's doing now. One, I mean, the titles he's been doing for a while. Somebody told

him if you emphasize adjectives or whatever, all capital, it'll destroy. This will show up everywhere on YouTube. Number two, he's feeding this into like chat GBT. Yeah. So he's like, here's the concept, here's the parameter. He puts it in there and that writes it for him

because he thinks all, all, he has AI cutting his videos, which is obvious. He's now got AI writing the descriptions for his videos, which we just discovered here. He thinks all these programs are going to equal money for him and it never does because he won't do the work himself end of story i just love uh opi's internet strategy uh whether it's tick tock or youtube you know he's got the different channels he got the opi unleashed on my c he still got

the opi radio not what he's doing is he's posting his morning stream to both channels in two different formats so he'll have the vertical video and the horizontal video, which I appreciate it. I like the horizontal. So I'll do 16 by 9 and 9 by 16. And he'll put both those up with the exact same titles. So he's not even like changing up the titles, which is just confusing. And he's just posting the same stuff everywhere all the time.

He's also on his obviously his podcast feed for the audio as well. I think it was on your show. You brought this. I wasn't aware of it. But I mean, we knew that he was doing the verticals because. it shows up in the Shorts algorithm on YouTube. So you'll get, I think you made the comparison to Streamyard and Twitter where, yeah, you're getting views, but it's people, you're in their timeline, you scroll past,

and that counts as a view, but it's not like a legitimate person watching your feed. You also explained, or somebody on your show explained that even though he's getting the numbers now on the thing, YouTube knows that doesn't translate to people sitting there watching the content. you have the views, but it doesn't equal money. No. There's no revenue. If that was equaling money, you know, I'm sure everybody is doing that right now with the vertical, but a lot more people would be doing that in vertical.

If all those just quick pass spies equated to something financial, everyone would be doing it. If we know or is he that dumb that he doesn't know that it doesn't equal money, I'm sure he does because every month he's not seeing the money he thinks he's going to get. Right. Why do you keep doing that and ruining the experience for anybody trying to. trying to check out. Nobody's sitting there watching a vertical video in a horizon, uh, in a horizontal format.

He wants to get the numbers to impress his future employer, right? He wants to be able to show a radio station or whoever they're like, hey, I'm, I still got it. I get all these numbers. The problem is what you're talking about is that YouTube is not just looking at views, it's looking at engagement. So if it's got an average viewership of 1.2 seconds, YouTube goes, I'm going to stop showing this to people.

No one gives a fuck. He's, he was in radio since he was ached. He should know, like, the thing called TSL, which is called time spent listening. Yeah. So you have what they call QM, which means here's the entire potential audience you can get. That's your QM. Then here's the actual audience that you have based on your demographics. Wow, you have a lot of people in this age range that are listening to.

Right. They're only listening about a minute to two minutes. So you've got maybe, like, well, in New York. So say, all right, you have two million people, but they're listening, they barely even listen five minutes. Right. That doesn't equate to money. No. But if you had 500,000 people that are listening for an hour and a half, that equals a lot of money.

So he should know that. And doing this stuff on YouTube where you're getting the views, but you're not getting the people watching, doesn't he? He's just thrown everything at the wall because he keeps throwing the spaghetti at the wall. Troy Smith, number for eight months, says Eric, does Opie have bad breath too? Looks like he does. He can't be bothered to brush his hair. So I'm sure he doesn't like brushing his teeth either. Look, we, look, early on in the show, you know, you got made fun and stuff,

because we're all in there drinking coffee, tea, eating breakfast, whatever I was like, you know, you know, coffee and then mustard farts half the time with all the shit he was eating. Like, that studio stunk. We all stunk. Yeah, his breath did smell. He drank a lot of coffee, ate a lot of, like, this weird, non-brand recognizing fiber cereals, oatmeal with blueberries and everything, not really, I mean, gut health, I guess. but coming up this way is terrible.

Everybody smelled in that studio. All right. I think that's a safe bet right there. The ONA studio stunk. Yeah. Makes sense. You have 12 guys working in a tight, airtight room. It's going to smell.

I do have some good news that I'm going to bring everybody when it comes to our old friend Lisa Boswell and her partner, Helga Man. Oh, Lisa Boswell. I kick your ass to hell of Like Lisa Boswell Nobody can Lisa Boswell

You'll have some retarded babies Lisa Boswell Lisa Boswell Lisa Boswell Lisa Boswell Shit that way if you don't get any pussy You can bite As you know

That reality show Featuring Helga and Lisa Was nuked from YouTube Someone put a bunch of porn up there And the channel got taken away It's very sad because they had an amazing archive Well I just discovered recently that Helga Man

has put up a new YouTube channel. She's back at it. Hi. She's never looked worse. This might be too local of a reference, but she looks like Leslie Gold, the radio chick. She was a talk show host on any WF

before ONA. This is brutal. This is Helga. This is another episode of that reality. show after hours. So she's just sitting in front of a green screen that has a black in my photo of her and Lisa. And I'm not even going to play this for you.

It's the most depressing shit you've ever heard. But people should go follow how good man. She has seven subscribers right now on her channel. And what's great is that she is putting up some old episodes of that reality show. So she must have some of this stuff archived. And I went ahead and checked. out an episode from August 9th, 2021, where they're not in their usual positions. They're using a green screen.

They have completely blacked out behind them. And Lisa's in a good mood. Happy Monday. It is definitely Monday. It's Monday. It's that reality show where there's no net, no filter, no excuses shot live and beam to the cloud, works and all. just the usual disclaimers yeah well you know there might be a couple i want you're a couple

i'll see one i'll see one we're a couple old brots we're gonna say we're just but we're old anyway usual disclaimers i just don't feel like getting into them all everybody everybody that watches is regular know what if disclaimers are yes it's gonna suck and no one's gonna like it yes we know the disclaimers it's amazing you're gonna get bored then grumpy yes right it's amazing seeing I don't know how old this is but obviously predates what they were we all knew

2021 is when this came out how somewhat coherent Lisa seems to be yeah like he was not in full decline when we all discovered their show she's sitting there she's paying attention she's trying to make jokes and be active in there

instead of sitting in her Edith bunker chair and just shitting all over everything that Helga says yeah uh Lisa is pretty animated during this one, and she's trying to become a better person. We cleaned our language. We're trying to. We're cleaning our language.

No more F-bobbs. And we're... Because, you know, how can we be women if we're dropping air-bubbs everywhere? We got short skirts and long jackets. What are going to say? I'm not sure what, Helga just said. Short-skirts and long, what?

Long jacket. She's quoting a cake song. Oh, okay. Fair enough. So she would actually know that. interesting. So that is true. That is surprising. That's somewhat current. Yeah, it is. So you just heard right there at least as like, look, we're trying to be ladies. We're ladylike. So we're not going to be dropping F-bombs and then later out of the show. I won't to fight.

You know, I'm a fighter. I'm literally a fighter. You do not know. I don't fight because I'm trying to kill. I don't know how I don't know how to not kill. So I'm stuck in a box. I know how to not kill. I know how to not kill. I can hurt you bad without killing you. Jesus Christ. I go berserk.

Who could they not throw it off? Bob's around. Good thing they're being so lady like. Lisa does, you know, she spent 11 years in prison. She's pretty upset about it. She's pretty bitter about it. And she does get upset from time to time, especially when policies is brought up.

because these shows are very political. And for the most part, I don't clip the party so they're talking about Trump and all that. But remember, this is August of 2021. So Biden's in office, and everyone's going after Trump for a myriad of reasons. And Lisa has a bold prediction. Well, I can tell you now,

he's never going to run for president again. He's never going to run. He's not going to be able to. Wrong. Couldn't be further off from that one, Lisa, unfortunately. So then there's a dynamite drop in from Lisa here as Helga's just talking politics. Very dry, very boring, very annoying. But Lisa's the comic relief that we need.

These people are highly busy. Marjorie Taylor Green, Matt Gates. I'm sorry, but I got water about here. I took a shower this morning. So did I. So we yell, it's because we're old. What? What does that have to do with being old?

But she's very proud of herself. She took a shower this morning. That's good. I think that's important to do before you hop on to YouTube and do your big show. Helga wanted to brag. I also took a shower this morning. All right. We're doing a shower this morning.

That's cool. We're proud of you. It's good stuff. So Lisa used to be on the radio. And I think you got disciplined when she was on the radio. I was on the radio and they took my microphone away and said,

what do you need a microphone for? You yell at everybody. Yeah. No, I don't. Yeah. Lisa was a handful. Okay. One, if you were on the radio

and all you did was yell at everybody, they would not take your microphone away. They would leave you on for as long as again. They'd blow out the rest of the songs for the hour to keep you going. Two, that you probably got thrown off the radio for doing this bit where your Wi-Fi and your local neighborhoods have to get the title?

Probably, yes. I would love to avert. I don't know if Lisa would be interesting back when she was a dude on the radio. It would be interesting to hear what she was like back then because she said some wild shit in her old age. Look, he raped, raped, raped, stuck his dick in, 26 women.

without their consent, without their consent, rape. Talk about Trump. I should have said that out better, but she's very animated about Trump S-Aing, 26 women in here. But she didn't drop an F-bomb, so that's good. Right. She just yelled rape over and over again, which I'm sure is fine. So then Helga, not to be outdone,

is going to talk about what she wants to have happened to all the Republicans out there. Recounting the votes. Recount the votes. recount the boats. Well, maybe with a little bit of luck, the Delta variant will take out a large portion of his base because they're still refusing to get their shots. I don't hope that it takes anybody out.

I do not want it to take anybody out. It's my goal to get everybody vaccinated. And if nobody gets vaccinated, I hadn't done my job. All right. Thank you, Lisa, for being the voice of reason. That's how it goes like, as Republicans all dying as they're idiots. So that's fine.

But this is in the time of the Delta variant, I can't even remember this time. I know. You know what I mean? It's like such a weird thing in 2021. We're just like, hey, COVID's still going to kill you. You're like, I don't know. I think I'll be all right. What?

Now, hear me out. What if she's lying? She's just repeating things she sees online and hears on TV. She's just spewing it as if this is applied to her. I don't think she leaves the house. As we've seen in the later episodes, they don't leave the house. So I think she's lying. They literally say that they're being quarantined right now, and they don't leave the house.

They were doing that before the pandemic. They've been doing it since the pandemic. I think you're right about that. Lisa wants to let us know because, listen, they're both very liberal. They both vote for Democrats. And as you know, that means that you love black people. Yeah, you'll get it because it's African-American black people. Yeah.

And they're friends of my. and they don't feel like if I can't working for your dumb ass. They do not feel like working for your dumbass. So Lisa has friends who are black people. She's friends with them. No, no. African American black people. Correct.

As opposed to the other kinds of African Americans, there are. Well, there are actually a lot of white African Americans, but that's neither here nor there. Very, very minute. Yeah. Dave Matthews comes to mind. was that chick who's in a movie star Anyway, Elon. Yeah, that's a good one, too.

So Lisa explains why she has black friends. From God. I probably don't look like it, but I'm black, too. I'm a black person. You got 6% black. Six percent.

It's very specific. That shut Helga up. I got the black person. It's like, all right, well, then you talk that. My bad. I didn't realize. Somebody gave her one of those, what was it? 21 and me kits where we're all like 6% sub-Saharan like going back to the beginning of time right

but uh she's using 10% victim right yeah she's got the race card she's pulling out uh she loves it i told you i told you i told you i told you all right lisa i don't want to argue with you all right geez we believe you so at a certain point in the show hogue is going on and out about the civil war and how slavery was bad God, someone's bringing that up. And Lisa finally interrupts with some very important information. But they've learned. They're no longer selling their political enemies in slavery.

You never wound up going swimming this weekend. In fact, they're apologizing for it. We never wound up going swimming this weekend. No. It's going to rain today. Yeah, it rained yesterday. Oh, yeah. They rained Saturday.

A little bit. We did a little bit. We did it. waiting at night yeah well during the day Friday it didn't well during the day I was doing housework

what a show and there's your weather report let's go to yeah the opi would be proud of this one we're going to go to Frenchi Hana with traffic it's so bizarre because they get so fired up they're talking about January 6

and they're getting fired up about that and they're yelling about Trump being a rapist and all this stuff You know, we never went swimming. We were going to go swimming. Remember that? And then it rained. But it didn't rain that one day.

We could have gone swimming. I wonder what kind of swimming a hole these two go to. They don't. But when they said, oh, we were going to go outside, but it rained. It's like, again, everything's Simpsons. When at the old folks home where they walk out, it's like, oh, the storm's gone. We could go outside again. And they pause and go, I don't like to look at those teenagers.

And they all go back inside in the building. That's exactly what they do. They get to the front door and then something justifies why they don't leave the house. They are afraid of the world for sure, but you know what they're not afraid of is the paranormal and ghosts. They talk about how their house is haunted and they have ghosts. And Lisa gets very excited about something that distracts her while they're doing the show. I'm real good into paranormal. I'm really into paranormal stuff.

I see paranormal stuff happening over your head out of it. No, that's just the great screen acting, though, because. I don't know. If I had. I don't know. Come on, Hulga, play along. We're trying to get this haunted a little bit. Get something interesting going on the show.

Hulg is like, nah, it's just, you know, it's not really a ghost behind me, just the green screen acting up. But Lisa apparently was watching some paranormal content recently. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's all about the, like, I watched it yesterday, Paranormal, on camera and decide that every time

something happens to get, I like that far. I see a ghost. I would watch TV with Lisa. She'd be fun to watch TV with. She'd be talking to it a lot, but I'd be okay with it. Like what she reenacted, the person who was afraid of ghosts. And they're watching the

show, those fake ghost shows that are not even good enough to be like on Discovery. They're on like true TV or one of the lesser cable channels. So the person has to really sell it like you with Big A's breath. They go. It goes. Wow. That play 12-hour marathon block so they can just sit there and not have to, like, think about how terrible their lives are. All right.

So they start talking about this guy who used to live with them. This guy named Tommy. And. Is he the ghost? No. Tommy was a real person. He became the ghost. He might have.

Because I don't even think I have the clip, but there's a point where she's talking about how she walked up the stairs and she'd hear the stairs creaking next to her. there's obviously a ghost walking, which ghosts don't have any weights. I don't know why the stairs would creak. Who knows? I have a lot of questions about all of this, the validity of it. But not the point.

Lisa, who is a sweetie, you know? I mean, we can all agree that Lisa'd be fun to hang out with and watch a ballgame with. She's got a lot of hate in her heart. She really hated this guy, Tommy, that used to live with them. Tommy did $50,000 worth of damage to this house. I'll guarantee you. yeah he punched a lot of walls

really that really helped him a lot didn't it yeah where's Tommy living now in hotel okay I live in hotels and turn out the walls I'll tell you I'll tell you

he ain't coming back here he ain't never coming back here and I'll make sure because I'm going to tell everybody all the solicitor all those people they came back here I would not want to be on Lisa's bad sign no that would all hellgos actually i think he killed him it's possible it seems like it right here now all of a sudden we have ghosts he's very like he's in the walls or something 50 000 with the damage you might be

right about that Lisa also hates helga's ex-husband she explains here she looks like she's about 10 years older to me oh i'm sorry i misspoke i forgot Ex-wife. How good wasn't always this beautiful chick that we see before us. No, we're not here. I'm talking about the ex-wife here. She looks like she's about 10 years older than me. She's fat.

She's got short hair. She's a grouch. She's a grouch. She's a grinch. She's ugly. She's a female grinch. you know what I mean she's a bitch she's a C word

capitalized as a matter of fact it's a K word when she's at Carl what's a K word lady K word I mean actually I do know what a K word is now I think about it

I'm trying to remember did Helga have kids yes so is this the ex-wife is the mother of I would imagine yes I think so that's a great thing to say about that. Well, Helga's actually trying to be a little bit diplomatic about it, and Lisa's like very angry. And actually, Lisa has a funny thing you can do if you ever see Helga's ex-wife

out in public. Next time you see her, if you're out in public and you see her, say, hey, Lizette, how's that asshole doing? Not talking about your husband. I'm talking about your ass. What? I'm confused what that even means. an asshole. So she obviously was from the Todd Schnitz School of Broadcasting where you have to set up the premise and explain the joke and then explain the premise with it. Right. It's pretty good stuff,

Lisa. So Lisa transitioned and Lisa was married before to a woman when Lisa was a dude. And now I think there's a lot of confusion. I mean, 11 years in prison will probably do that as old people tell you.

So we find out like what's Lisa into these days? somebody told me was okay for me to like girls sure it is and I've decided I like them a lot better than I like men I like both

so Lisa likes girls more than she likes men and I have to agree unless there's more than one like girls can be great if there's just one of them soon as there's a group yeah when there's a gaggle flocking around you

I'd rather be around men. I think he did not be here. Yes. So I'm not sure if I agree with that assessment. What's crazy about this episode, because this is a random episode that, you know, just a random date from four years ago that Lisa's got to take on Vinnie Paulino. And I might actually agree with us. She's fat, stupid, dumb.

Yes. Correct. That's stupid and dumb. Pretty good. last clip this is how they end things because isolate that by the way if you have it pretty she's fat stupid dumb last clip because as you know Lisa loves smoking weed even though it's not Tuesday where it's um wake and bake no Wednesday wake and bake Wednesday is uh their their big

smoking show this is a Monday but uh we're still smoking weed Smoke them if we've gone. Oh, I got them. I got them. I've got it. Just like this. Yeah, okay. Smoke them if you got it.

I can't. My lines are screwed up. Bye. What a great ending. That's how the show ends right there. Lisa actively hitting the bowl. Ah, we miss you, Lisa. They should be careful.

They might get demonetized for that. Yeah. Yeah, especially back then. They could take their channel away. They sure did lose their channel. I wonder. Dumbrodd. Why the green screen went away.

Yeah, I think they're sitting too close together. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was getting bigger and bigger. Yeah, it might be uncomfortable for the two of them. All right, something on WTP this past Wednesday, we played Judy. Oh, yes. Judy, he's a lawyer, right?

The YouTube attorney. and, uh, wow, there is something happening right now that is snowballing. Before we get into all this fame, before we get into all this fame that's going to Judy's head, things now at our YouTube and getting all of this press and publicity and eyeballs. Before we get into that, there's a few clips that came out recently of stuttering John. And I don't know if this is a good idea when we have an active lawsuit that's out there. But listen, we have a lawsuit now.

So got to stick to that. when that's over with plan B he's going to board himself he's actively he's actively threatening us after this lawsuit

I'm going to do some more shit to you I'm not an attorney it doesn't seem like a wise thing to do yeah it seems like he's foreshadowing that he's not going to win this lawsuit. He probably does know that. And might have to take matters into his own hands.

But also, like, a lawsuit shouldn't be about, like, punishing the people that you're mad at. And so to say, like, well, if this lawsuit doesn't happen, then I got some more shit I'm going to do to you guys. So it just makes it seem like he's doing this out of spite. And that won't

be clipped and added into, you know, to evidence. It's like, oh, well, if this lawsuit doesn't go the way that he expects that there's going to be repercussions right that wasn't sent to my attorney no immediately or anything like that um but let's find out because as you guys probably know we filed a counter the anti slap and uh if it's found out that john is putting together this this frivolous complaint to try to punish shulie and me because he's mad at us and doesn't want us making fun of him then uh it's possible that he would

have to pay all the fees for this lawsuit that we had to pay. And so let's see what John thinks about that. Let's pretend you lose your lawsuit. Who are you going to blame me? You have to pay them their legal fees. Well, Vince have to pay. Dude, you've been, you, you know zero about the law. And I don't worry about it.

I'm not losing. And if I do, I'm not paying anybody. Oh, that's a weird thing to say. say so he's already decided that if he does lose and he has to pay our legal fees he's not going to pay them he always speaks out of both sides of his mouth i know i'm not this isn't going to happen but if it does i'm not paying oh cool so you're not telling the judge no matter what your ruling is i am not going to abide by it seems like a bad idea it seems like a bad idea to make these proclamations he probably should just keep his mouth shut about the lawsuit

it's almost like he he doesn't know the law it's almost like he has bad representation as i explaining to him to keep his mouth shut because if you guys remember back in august when shulie and i were served john wouldn't even say our names and now he's out here going if i lose this lawsuit i'm not giving them shit fuck these assholes and if i lose the lawsuit we'd do more shit to them we're going to keep fucking with those like all right man you've really changed your direction on how you're dealing with this don't worry about it actually you should worry about you're right actually i'm worrying about it right now it's amazing that how the narcissism narcissism and ego just even if you had it in your mind's like all right i know i have to be reserved i have to sit

back i can't say these things it builds up and builds up and just takes over and you cannot function in any other way than proving nonstop that you're like that you're worth it like that you're important. Him being famous means more than having money, which is the stupidest fucking thing to think of. He cannot be wrong. He has to prove himself all the time. Though I need to let you know, everything has to be a series of small victories in order for him to function the rest of the day. The crazy thing is, Eric, is that John needs to be special. That's why he talks about his IQ. That's why he thinks he should have played football in high school.

That's why he talks about the battle of the bands and making $10,000. We'll get into that. He wants to be special so badly. And the thing that hurts him more than anything else is for someone to look him in the face and go, you're not special, John. You're not, you're not that brilliant. There's a lot of people who are better stuff than you. And this is where Judy comes in.

And that's where Judy comes in, who is the dabbler of the week for sure. She's wrapped up all of November as the Dabber of the Week because she had a quiz to see if John would do well on the L set or if he should even try to become an attorney or not. But before we start the quiz, hold on. If it's okay, I'm going to get a couple of beers. Why do you need beer? This is an easy quiz. Well, no, because I just read out. Okay, yeah, go get your beer.

I've only had three beers. It helps lubricate things. Do you see the look John gave Judy right there? He's like, I'm going to go get some beers. I've only had three beers. She's just like, I'm just going to go through these 30 questions with you. I'm just going to try to figure out what's going on. It's always the same reaction when he's told he's wrong or he's told no.

But how dare you tell me anything? You celebrate Thanksgiving, Judy. Okay. So this has been reposted on Judy's channel. This was on John's show. This is the quiz. Now, the audio on Judy's channel is terrible. And I was fascinated by it.

I listened to the whole thing, but the audio's terrible. You can't even make out what John's saying half the time. The audio on John's channel was terrible because Judy's so quiet in the mix. So what I've done is I've compressed the fuck out of this thing. The audio is going to be a little bit wonky, but I think you're able to hear everything. I think this is the first time you'll actually be able to hear the test that John goes through. I just had the entire thing.

Tell me to stop it at any time because there's so much to comment on but it's also so entertaining just to watch. Why didn't you just put subtitles on it? Oh yeah. I probably could have done that. Yes. My relatives since I've been getting together.

Yeah. Do you have children? I'm kind of not saying more personal stuff because there's a lot of crazy people out there. So, yeah. but okay so you're ready to take this so Judy is cautious about the dabalverse smart yeah good start the quiz I think you have to show it on the screen do you see it like yeah I don't hold on okay just click on it so you construct this or just a Vince thing huh what all right okay she didn't answer that question I think this is a Vince thing I think Vince put this together because

He's still knowing about the beer thing. It's a Google document. It's not like it's all, you know, an official thing from a website where if you had the website up, you're like, okay, this is like, like when you used to take practice tests for the SATs in school, you'd be like, okay, this is legit. You're pulling up a shared Google document that he's probably changing on the fly as this is going on. Which is arbitrary points system. Doesn't make any sense. It's not explained. None of it makes any sense.

So, you're like, you've seen this already? No. I'm just, I'm predicting from what I'm seeing here. Oh, you're going to love this. This is great. Let's take this quiz because I think he'll be interesting and it's too bad. Vince didn't get you to be on my show so I could get. I was in the gym, Judy.

I was working on my body to you. It's great. I'm going to the gym, going to the rink. Yes, it's all good as you get holter. Okay, so the first one, will your tuition and expenses be paid for by scholarships, your parents, an employer, et cetera. So again, this is to see if John will actually become an attorney. You know, so we got to factor in all these different things to figure out, like,

was this even realistic? A 60-year-old man would take the LSAT, get into a law school, and then pass the bargain and become an attorney. So that's a pretty good question. Like, who's going to pay for this? This seems like it's going to be expensive. Let's see what John's answer is. score as high as I think I'm going to score on the L-SAT, I would assume I was going to get

at least 75% scholarship and everything else will be paid by me. So again, John's special. He will get an amazing score on the L-Sat, something he hasn't even started studying for yet. And so he will get a scholarship that covers 75% of his tuition. All right. Okay. Are you buying this? You rock?

No. No, because there's people who attend very accredited universities to go through everything you need to go through before going to law school who don't get scholarships, and they could be at the top of their class in college that don't get scholarships to law school. That's why they start off, you know, a couple hundred thousand dollars in the whole with their career because they paid for the tests, the law school, all of that stuff on their own. they had to take out loans. He thinks he's going to get 75% of it covered. Eric, he's special. You don't get it. You're not special like Suttering John is.

He's a different kind of guy. I stand corrected. But the question says, well, all your tuition expenses. Well, no, I don't think unless I get a perfect score, I don't think everything, but I have a good chance to get some. Plus, I'm going to do online college, Judy. What do you mean? You don't have a college degree?

I have a four-year college degree, Miss Judy. How condescending. Whoa, he hates that. Well, you did graduate college? How dare you, Miss Judy? If he did pass with flying colors like he assumes he is, and he was going to apply, he has to provide proof of,

him getting a graduate and it's not just, it's not good enough for him to say they have the resources, especially NYU they'll get in touch without telling John and go through the vetting process and go, you do not have a college degree. That would be the

best case scenario that he did pass the L set. Anthony had to pay the fees for the test for the law school to then publicly reveal he does not have a college degree. I believe John does not have a college degree. I believe John does not have

a college degree because there's no evidence of it. NYU doesn't have him listed as a graduate anywhere. And I've heard John tell some of his buddies that he got on the Howard Stern show, got that internship and decided I don't need this shit anymore. I'm famous

now and decided to fuck off and not graduate college. Most of the time he phrases it by saying I attended NYU not I graduated from NYU. And also on the paperwork, was it the child support

there was some paperwork that we reviewed that was legal paperwork where John did not list that he had a four-year degree only a two-year degree. So, I don't know, I'm just saying, there's evidence out there that John did not graduate NYU.

From NYU. I'm just saying you just said you need to get an online college degree. No, online law school. Online law school. Okay, well, okay, we can talk about that some other time but so john thinks it's going to be cheap because he's just going to do like an oddline uh what what's the college like university university yeah somewhere in arizona

that fake online thing is like i'll just get my my degree from there it's almost like apex tech where they list all the uh the careers you can have and then you get to keep the tools at the um yeah there aren't too many that are totally accredited so Either way, I'll figure that part out. Okay, okay. I won't give you 25 points for that. Number two, would you be leaving a job that pays over $100,000 per year to attend law school? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm getting...

Can you see it? Number two? Hold on, I'm just... All right, listen, whoever's text to me, please just let me do this. Yeah, too. Would you be leaving a job that pays over $100,000 a year to attend law school? Why do I have to leave a job? All I do is two hours a day right here.

Okay, so that no, no zero for that. Okay. Number three, do you have enough cash saved up to pay for all your tuition and expenses? Yes. That's great. Hold on a second. Why is he? Didn't he say not too long ago they had $26,000 in the bank?

because someone asked him and he was like, yeah, I got $26,000, which is a weird number to throw out there. Is that enough for three or four years of law school? It's not even enough for a semester of that. And do you think, honestly, do you think maybe he's thinking like, oh, I'll get it on one of those like flex plague pay kind of plans while paying installments to go to law school? He's just lying.

He just, it's just a liar. He knows he's lying. I know he's lying, but he believes half the shit he lies about. When we get into the battle of the band, up. I swear to God, he thinks that actually happened. It's crazy. I honestly think in his mind, this is what he does. When he's not online, he has

that thought bubble like Homer does, where Homer has pecks and he's just flexing his pecks while he's singing a little song. He's thinking about, oh, if I do this, I do this, I do this. The fantasy is better than the reality of it. So he's got it planned out in his head. He's like, well, I can just do, I can do

like a payment plan thing. And my YouTube will pay my monthly cost for my, it doesn't work like that. You got to pay the semester up front before you can even register and do anything else. He's also trying to fuck Judy. So I think he's also trying to impress this girl. Like, oh, yeah, I got lots of cash.

Okay. Um, Ford. Did you make straight haze throughout elementary school through high school? That's definitely a Vince question right there. Because we've all seen the transcript. John was a C-minus student.

Absolutely not. I didn't care. I just want to get laid. What? From elementary school? Yeah, I was in love of my kindergarten teacher, Ms. Weiland. Jesus Christ, John can't let it go. It's like, yeah, yeah, I've always been fucking. You're at the age of six. Okay.

Oh, you're so funny. I know. Okay. See, Vince just wants to be like you. I know he does. I know. It's the whole point. He wishes he had 300 plus body count, right?

Yes. Okay. Were you in the top 10% of your high school class? I was just I was I was this is great a lie this is great we know that John was in the bottom third we have the information where he was ranked in his class we've shown that on the show so he was in the bottom third we're in the top 10%

the answer is no John we all with that no I was uh I did have a reason to plama which in New York that's what they would give I scored an 87 on the hard This social security regents exam. I will say I probably was in the higher echelon, but not. Holy shit.

He's claiming type of 10% I do have a regis diploma. Everyone in New York has a regent's diploma. It means absolutely nothing. Regents means only something if you're going to like the SUNY schools in New York. That's it. If you're going to a non-state school or out of state, it means it's just a little sticker on your diploma that means. nothing in 87 on the hardest regents exam first off he remembers yeah social studies he remembers having an 87

he's proud of that he's like wow i got to be this is fucking awesome well that's funny because coming up he's going to say who the fuck remembers high school right but he remembers that i'm not at the top well maybe i don't know do you remember how the fuck am i going to remember high school was 1983 okay okay so i got an 87 on a regents exam what i remember high school be aggressive to the lady that you're trying to bed yeah right let's give you 10 points then i mean i have no clue what this regents thing is so in so in high school you have basics and that's where all the trump supporters are and you know and then you have regents and i had a gold star for distinctive effort because i was i was a

home room representative you should give me more points here i didn't you that. I was part of the the, you know, the branch of government at school. A home room representative is a member of the branch of government in school? I used to

read the announcements and the lunch menu and then I'd lead everybody in the pledge. Holy shit. You got to give me more points on this, Judy. Unbelievable. He led with the gold star on his diploma. This is Do any of you remember having a homeroom representative in any point of your school career?

No. No idea what that even means. No idea. I was a home room representative. Therefore, I could create things like the Battle of the Bands, which I did. And the principal loved me for my ambition to get him to pay me $5,000 each gig. what 17-year-old would actually, and the principal

called me the room, Dr. Manley, and said, I've never received a more professional letter from a student where I listed all the free gigs I did for him, and why, because they were only going to pay us $500 for the ball of bands, I said I want to have the door. And there were two concerts, and my band made about $10,000

at the age of 17. This is where Judy's realizing why the dabble verse exists. Because you saw earlier in the show, she's like, John, your show's boring. I don't get it. You just like sit there and don't say anything and make alpha noises. This right here is where she's going, oh, this man is delusional. This is insane. So we all know the Battle of Bansing's complete lie, right?

The homeroom representative, if that was a thing, meant your particular home room, which lasted 10 minutes. And there's multiple homes, especially for a high school, there's multiple homes. homerooms. So you're a homeroom representative for your particular home room does not give, the school does not give you authority to create an event, a battle of the band for the schools that make $10,000, actually $20,000 because he split it with the other band. And before that, when he's talking about the region's diploma, and he's like, they gave him points for for some kind of effort. Yeah. You don't get a good job. Here's 10 extra points. You do the SATs. You get $2.50 for writing your name correctly. And then it moves up. You're not

getting points for effort. That's because you didn't get a gold star at your SATs. So you need to understand. That's besides the point. I guess those three AP credits, which by the way, were a waste, uh, were still a waste back then.

Right. Love me so much because of my ambition, gave me a gold star for distinctive effort. What do you think of that? Does that raise me up a bit? Distinctive effort. So Judy late right now, I was just going, uh,

you sound like a third grader. I can't believe you just told me about a gold star for effort you retard the letter it always has to be like remember this time this person gave me accolades and this person gave me you know a gold star for a good job here's all the times people complimented me whether it happened or not which proves i remember that well the question was whether you're in a top 10 percent of your high school no no the question yeah but but if the principal is given me he i was probably the only kid who i got a gold sword star because he realized how special and intelligent I was, Mr.

Special is the right word. Oh, my God. Judy, Skoll! Okay. Skoll. Whatever that means. Okay. Skull is a good.

Cheers. I'm half Danish, Mr. Chief. Yeah, I've never met anyone who's Danish. So, um, okay, so you get 20 points because it sounds like you were a high achiever. I was a very high achiever. See that? So Judy's like, that's not what I asked at all.

I asked the top 10%. And then she's just like, okay, let the baby have his bottle. Okay, John. You get all the points for that one, okay, buddy? I'm not giving you the points, but I will give you a gold star. Here, I just thought of something. Here's where he might be actually telling the truth. Okay.

Because on a regent, he's saying the gold star, it's to the regent's diploma. All it is is a little gold seal that goes on your diploma. That's it. Yeah. The gold star might have been somebody in the main office gave him. something with a gold start to get him the fuck out of the office. And he's like, I'm the only one that got this. Yes, because they

printed it out and colored it in gray on, gave it to you and said it meant something. Oh, it's an award to the guy that never wins an award. Right. I can't imagine if this was a legit thing that he was the only guy in his high school that got this thing and he thinks it's a great thing. I can't imagine even repeating

that when you're 60 years old to anyone. Even if this was real, you wouldn't bring it up. Do your classmates at the time that you think this was happening. If you went around telling your other classmates, 17, 18, I'm the other one that got a gold star. They'd kick the shit out of them or they'd ignore them.

It's one of those. You're motivated. You have to be motivated and incredibly motivated. Yes. Those accolades. Okay. Number six. And, and Miss Judy, this is how calculated I was. I became a

home representative for one reason. So I can bring back battle of the band. Wow. And that became profitable. The other band got paid $5,000 a show as I did, and they were so grateful that I had the ambition and the intelligence to write a well-formulated letter

to Dr. Manley. He had a doctorate, our principal, who was so impressed with my writing that he gave me distinctive effort. and we each netted 10,000. That's great. And that's in... He just said the other band got 5,000 like I did.

He's always been saying he got $10,000 for winning Battle of the Band. There were two Battle of the Bands for some reason, and both shows raised over $10,000 each. What would you have to charge the door to make $10,000 in 19? When did he go to high school, 80? 83, he graduated. Did he make that back then? Dude, I did the calculation back when he was bragging about this the first time. It's something like $50,000 or $40,000 in today's money.

It's ridiculous. Like when you said, what did he have to charge the ticket price? Yeah. High school kids don't even go to their own homecoming and it's free. You know, they just, if they're not into sports, they don't care, they don't go. They get pissed if they have to pay to go to the dance, which I think I most was like $10 to cover concessions and whatever. So to go

to this battle of the bands that made $10, so they had to be, what, $40 tickets in 1983 prices? It would have to be way more than that because the whole school was like 400 kids. Whatever. It doesn't matter. He constantly lies as if it's a time that you

can't go online to fact-checked anything. Right. That's the problem. This Chaka Khan says, sticks would take $10,000 to appear in my backyard today. Isn't a cheap trick famously known for playing any gig for $10,000? They'll just play it. A lot of bands are doing that now.

All right and Reeves just did a fraternity tour. They said, hey, set us up with booze and food and maybe like a couple grand for the expenses. And they went around to people's houses and colleges. Like $19.88. Wow. 1983. Yeah. Okay.

So number six, have you? ever won a speech, speaking, debate, mock trial, or writing competition, either in high school or college. This is great because this is obviously Vince wrote this. It says, plus 10 points for each competition you actually won. So, okay, maybe you can make shit up if you want to, but we're going to talk about the ones that you actually won. Speech, speaking, debate, mock trial, or writing competition.

Let's see what John comes up with here. And just so you know, the answer for me would be no. I'd be immediately like, no, I've never done any of those things. It's another thing you can check where if you were in debate and you did, you know, formal events like this stuff, you get scholarships or, you know, bonds, gifts, or whatever they used to do back then for winning these things. It's recorded through the school, through the state that you won this money for college or whatever. So he can't even lie about that. He will, but he can't.

Oh, no, this is actually a really funny answer he gives. I did win a gold bracelet in eighth grade for, I wrote an environmental report. It was called Bye-bye Bicentennial Bird. Look at Judy's laughing at it right now. And it was about environmental protection where I was trying to, you know, like it featured animals, but it was an eagle who was worried about going extinct. And I became, and all those went to Washington. I was the only one picked.

No, me, I'm sorry, me and a girl, the only ones picked out of the whole school for our compositions. Okay, but that's eighth grade. So that's not a high school. Well, some schools it is considered high school, but okay. No, it's not. It's not. Eighth grade is a high school in America. It's just not the case.

No, ninth grade in certain school districts can be middle school, could be, junior high or it could be high school. Eighth grade is always junior high in middle school. It means nothing. It's hilarious. I love how Judy is just like, yeah, again, I said high school or college, man. You're going back to eighth grade. I got this gold bracelet from this machine where the chicken lays an egg. I put some quarters in and it came out. Yeah, I'm really good at the claw machine. I was able to get a plushy. And also the title, he got wrong too, because he's doing it if this was a thing. It was called Bye Bye Bicentennial Bird.

Yeah. If he's doing a play on the movie, which is called Bye Bye Birdie, he still got the title wrong. He's just an idiot. Let's see. High school, have I ever want a speech? Well, I wasn't in, I wasn't in, I don't even know if they had a debate class. A writing competition, well, again, I just said in eighth grade. you're not going to include that as high school then i don't know what to tell you okay that's all right okay

so what about have you ever been an editor of a publication in high school or college who the fuck wants that fucking job because if you enjoy writing journal itself yeah but an editor is not writing he's editing oh john so charmer john's so stupid who wants that job But kids who need to have other things outside of their scholastics to show on their resume to go to better colleges, like NYU. You have to have public service. You have to have extracurricular activities. That's why people do that stuff. Oh, but you still have to be good at it.

No, no, no, no. First of all, I'm writing music. I'm in the Baines. So John doesn't realize that the editor is a very good writer. That's how they get that job. So, John just like, oh, but they don't have to do anything. That's not an important job. No, that's like the most important job, idiot.

But John was writing music. Let's hear it. Let's hear this. This is funny. So the answer is no. Yeah. I'm going to school for film, baby. Okay.

Okay. We'll see, because I think I have like 30 questions. So this is going to take a while. I was kind of hoping. Well, well, now you owe me a date. We don't even live. If we're in here each other. Oh, God, just stones throw away.

Not really. Okay, number eight. It's a two-hour flight. I just took it. North Carolina, the Cape Coral, it's a waste. See, I'll give him this. That is a misdirection on my part. When she said, I would have like 30 more questions.

I thought he was going to say, I need to go get two more beers. Right. He decided to go to the predator route, which... It's funny because what Judy's trying to say is, just fucking answer yes or no to these things. You don't have to try to finagle away that, yeah, I wasn't the top 10 percent, but this and this and this. It's like, just yes or no. We got a lot of questions to get through here, Judd.

Come on. Help us out. Did you get into a top-time law school based on U.S.S. and World Report. Yeah, NYU. We don't know yet. But if you're talking. What do you mean? I went to NYU.

Oh, no. We're talking about law school. I haven't gone to law. I know. I know. Wait, I don't think you... Judy, I'm not yelling at you, but I didn't even think about being a lawyer until fucking four months ago. Okay.

I don't think drinking alcohol while taking this quiz is a good idea, but it says law school. And you're thinking about correspondence law school, those schools are usually just a total waste of money. So I would totally be against going to some sort of online law school. So, okay. So we'll just say. zero for now but and by the way but but see judy where did you get this quiz from i made it yeah but it's it's tainted what you're trying to say is a guy that uh that majored in entertainment that suddenly had a change of heart and wants to help people in low income uh families to not

bilk a client with an eight hundred fifty an hour fee to go and charge a only $300 an hour and I'm trying to give back to the community since I've been very successful in entertainment and you're putting me under the guys did I ever do a top 10 law school this is tainted

and it's totally pointed at a legal you know somebody who has always All right job we'll give you a gold star all right we can't get any points but I'll give you a gold star has a great argument you win again my friend this whole thing

this whole law thing comes from the fact that he wants Hulu to give him a promo code for a discount on a lawyer. That's all this is. And because when he finds out lawyers charge a lot of money, not for the job they're doing per se, but all the years of

schooling, all the other stuff they had to do to get to that point. You're paying for their expertise. And he's like, yeah, but I want like 45% off on this thing here. So now that's his crusade for cheap law counsel at a discount price.

I hate him. The way that John is responding to all of this is so childish and we've brought this up many times before but Iraq you'll appreciate this. It's very much when Frank Grimes is trying to humiliate Homer by putting him

in the contest for children and Homer has to build the nuclear plant model and he put the racing stripes on it when he thinks look pretty sharp and they're like agreed and then that's how he wins. Right. And the fact that like John sitting there like this is obviously

just to humiliate him and you see they're going no no no but hold out a second though he's like trying to finagle his way around the fact that he has no business ever becoming an attorney and this is whole this whole thing was made to humiliate him and make him a foolish idiot and he

can't figure it out he doesn't know he said he majored in entertainment yeah I would know somebody who has always wanted to be a lawyer I never wanted to be a lawyer. My ex-wife always told me I should have been along my ex-girlfriends, but I never wanted to be. So you're putting me in a category that I don't believe is correct. I think

it's this, I think this questionnaire is tainted. Bias, but will you say, very biased. Can you still humor me and just, we'll get through this quickly? Okay. So did you get into the best public? But don't comment on drinking. This is only my fourth Bush light in the last two hours. If it's light, then there's probably not too much alcohol. No. Yeah. Okay. Wow.

Judy is learning very quickly. Light beer. Then you're not even really drinking beer then. Okay. Moving on. So, so far you haven't applied. So we'll just say zero for now. Excuse me.

Let's see. Ten, did you score at least 165 from the LSAT? I haven't taken it yet, Judy. What about practice? I'm about that. take practice exam. I haven't taken one yet, Ms. Judy. But aren't you planning to take it for real pretty soon?

Well, I'm going to, I'm going to delay it until March. March? Yes. Okay. Okay. So we'll just. Spoiler. John's not going to take the L-Sat in March.

So why do I not get the points if I haven't even taken it? What kind of question is that? He has no watching at all. But I can still get the point. Because maybe I will get a 165 when I do take it. This is why all his exes said he should be a lawyer because he would come up with his ass and I. Argue to every fucking point. You're like, all right, man.

You're wrong about this one thing. He's trying to go, please. No, he can't. This is why it's sainted, Ms. Judy. This is just for fun. Now I'm going to out litigate you. I'm going to out litigate you here. Take this quiz.

You're asking me questions that are impossible for me to even get to. And if I don't get them right, then you're taking points away from me. But at least you're not getting points taken away. For example, number. No, I should get the 20 points because I haven't taken it. Oh, no. You just get zero for these. So.

Well, then what? Then the score is tainted. This is for entertainment purposes. Yeah, the thing you majored in, John, it's for entertainment. Fucking play along with it, you idiots. somebody should set this up for him where he thinks he's going to take the LSATs but it's really that test they give preschoolers to find out if they're autistic or have learning disabilities that's a great idea and then get the results and they go oh my god you pass with what see i told you i passed and then it turns out he's he's got the fucking crayon lodged in his brain just like homer did you know great idea but who the hell you're entertaining

Well, I think this is more entertaining than sitting around and making elephant noises. That's what you think. Okay. Does your audience want you to take this or would they rather have you sing songs and sit there with some guests that are just kind of doing insider gossip? Judy, Judy, how many people watch in session? Judy, how many people watch you and Vince on, you know, on your show? I'm not sure, but I have a small channel, so. Yes, exactly.

So you don't have the numbers I have. By the way, this video that Judy put up with the awful audio has over 4,000 views, more than anything John's ever done. Again, he was not too long ago, he was trying to, like, seduce her and invite her out and all this stuff. Now he's throwing his proverbial dick on. the table to show how much better he is than her. That's the way to win a woman over. Oh, yeah. He has no game. Someone pointed out

in DaBler's anonymous. When you watch how John interacts with women and then you hear him brag about having over 300 girls in his body counter or whatever. Like, how is it? You don't have no game. You're terrible at this. He also has no small talk, no ability to bond with somebody. It's like

either, are we fucking now? If not, I hate you and I'm going to be really mean and nasty too. Always hitting on them. just nonstop, you're hot, you're hot, let's fuck. I got my, I got dick pills. He has no game at all. And he has no concept of the long-term play for, uh, talking to a woman. Be it like with him, it's like, no, wearing her down, but, uh, just to build something

with that person to eventually lead to what you want with that person. He has no concept of anything in life. But he's going to impress her by getting all these points. Give me the points. Then you don't want to fuck me. I've got 1,700 people look, penis wrinkles looking in. here. Do you want penis wrinkle in your chat? Okay, okay. Do you make the money? I do.

Of course not, because I still have. Okay, so therefore, who are you to tell me what's entertaining or not? Okay, okay. Can we get through this? Because I kind of need. Yeah, but I'm just, I'm just calling you out for the hypocrisy of all this. Okay, I'm sorry. She's not making the YouTube money, but her legal career is probably dwarfing anything he's making on YouTube. She's an attorney, yes. Sorry to insult you, but you do look pretty hot, especially with the hair coloring. I mean, that's cool. Smart.

This is a smart move. She sees a John's getting a little fired up, getting a little angry. He's like, a compliment. Yeah, like, do you look pretty hot, though? Look at you coloring your hair. His ego will not allow him to be mad if there's a shred of a compliment in there. That's what he has to focus on. Well, done, Judy.

Pam, your age. She learns fast. For your age. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think he's going to be as bad about that. Let's find out. Because like your age, most men are like bald or balting, have a huge pot belly, double chins. So you're ahead of the game. So does that make you feel better? Well, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to patronize me so I can continue. Yes, please continue. Yes, I know what you're up to. Don't worry about it. Okay. Number 13. Well, you have to take out over $100,000 and low.

He said no. So that's great. That's great because law school dead is terrible. Okay. We have to take out for 200,000. No. Okay. By the way, if people are wondering, like, what's wrong with me, it's because my voice quality has.

Oh, that's what. That wasn't the issue I was wondering about. Well, I've seen three. What does that mean? I don't know. That was a sexual. Why? You're throwing yourself at me.

Yeah, it was sexual something, but I'm very unclear. He's very, look, he plays dumb sometimes and you know he's not. He tries to be smart, but you know he's dumb. Yeah. When he says, oh, because you're trying to patronize me, you just were doing that talking about your YouTube followers. Like, everything he recognizes somebody doing to him is because he knows he does that to everybody else.

Yes. Yeah. actually four different ENT specialists and tons of specialists and why what the hell's wrong with you on you drinking green tea yeah but it doesn't help I think it's part of getting old

like my vocal cords are just beat up and I can fix that you know I was a singer you know I am a singer if you think all right what do you think he's going to suggest protein rinse That's my mind, but that's not what he's going to say.

You think he's a vocal coach now? We've heard John sing. I bet he's going to go with the thing you hear a lot of singers talk about where they're drinking lemon juice or honey and tea or something along those lines to make it seem like he's actually legit. You know, I have two record deals, right? No, I didn't know that. Have two record deals? You have two record deals. Yeah.

That's cool. What kind of songs do you sing? Did you sing? You know, I had two of my songs with me singing in two major film soundtracks. Did you know that about me, Judy? Really? Yes. Wow.

Which films? Airheads and brain scan. And did you also know that I was starting to Atlantic Records? Wow. That's very impressive. I'm an incredible singer and guitar player, Judy. Yeah, remember all this started, though, John? She was talking about how she has this element, and that's why she struggles with talking,

and you said you were going to be able to help her, and now it's turned into just your resume. Delaboring the point making her talk more. Yeah, just all of your credits again. And every seal pass, Judy's going, okay, can we please get through this? I just want to get through this. None of this. Yeah, he keeps trying to go down the other path while she's just trying to get him

on the point here with these questions to also prove he's an idiot, but he's proving he's an idiot in a different direction. But also, what does he want to have happen here? She'd be like, wow, you're amazing, John. And then it's like, well, you're just patronizing me. Yeah, because you keep fucking bragging about shit that I have to acknowledge and tell you're amazing. Everything with him is acolytes and footnotes.

That's all it is. Okay, that's great. I am multi-talented. I know. I mean, you have to be. She even did the thing you do to kindergarten. Yeah, you're doing it. You have to be to succeed in Hollywood.

Yeah. Okay. Well, so would you have to go to an unaccredited law school? Well, hopefully not. So we'll say zero. No. No. Okay. 16. Would you have to go to a law school in the bottom half of the IRG rankings? No. Let's just say no. Let's be optimistic here. Okay. Do you suffer from mental health issues such as depression, anxiety, bipolar disorder, or panic attacks?

Okay. Again, this is a funny one because John obviously has OCD. So what's he going to say to this? I suffer from an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Okay. Not depression, but it is a physiological disorder, and it has not stopped me in one second. I overcome it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, I still said negative 20.

Yeah, of course it did. Because this is a pointed quiz. Okay. I'm sorry. It's so biased. It's very biased. It can't help, but have it be slanted. Get it?

And by the way, so have you. Will ever suffer from anxiety? It's not about her. I'm scared right now. Alcoholism is depression. Wow. We're going to do that in a minute, but yes, I know. The only problem I have is OCD.

Okay, sure. And so now he's just like, yeah, but you probably have anxiety. Listen to this answer. No. And you never suffered from depression? No. Well, then I'm going to call you out for not being truthful. Well, I mean, of course it's normal to be sad sometimes.

Okay. Like if someone... Well, then I'm going to call you out for that. And by the way... But it wasn't, like, medically diagnosed. Have you ever been anxious before you took your else, sir? No, because I practiced a lot. Oh, so you never had any anxiety before you get in the courtroom?

No. Oh, okay. Wow. This is very telling about John's personality right here because John is an anxious guy, obviously. He's like, oh, you're not anxious before you take a test? No, I'm prepared for it and ready to go. We must be lying. Nope.

I mean, now I'm sorry, but I'm not trying to make fun of you. I'm just being honest here. But now I have anxiety because of my involuntary vocal tremor. Okay, so then you're suffering from anxiety too. Yeah, but I didn't have to be more. I didn't have this before I went to law school. So we're talking about you here. Yes, we're talking.

Talking about you, John. Shut up. You are frequent user of drugs or alcohol? Not really, no. Well, you had to have beer tonight, didn't you? I didn't have to. I wanted to. It's fucking 8 o'clock at night.

Amazing. Are you a frequent user of alcohol? Not really. He didn't have to, he wanted to. This video started off that he had three beers prior and had to get two beers as this started so five beers in insane the question is are you a frequent user

no it depends how many you say frequent so so you don't think it's frequent how how much do you have not not much at all too personal no in fact I was at the gym at 6 o'clock when your a dwarfy

lawyer kept fucking text of me oh okay what does that have to do with you oh you think I mean, I don't know him that well, you know, but... That's John's biggest trigger calling him an alcoholic. He hates that. Didn't he black out during his birthday week of streams or something?

Remember, he passed out? Everyone thought he had a heart attack or something. He was wasted on Thanksgiving night. He decided to stream, and he was slurring his speech, and he's a disaster. So was Chad Zumach. We'll get into that later. Yeah, it seems like he's like, big in this world.

Okay, so we'll give you zero points for 18. Suthering John is a drunk deadbeat. Thanks for the three bucks. You really think your music is good. Well, I've had two, I've had three record deals and two soundtracks, and I don't know. I've got great reviews from Rolling Stone magazine there, Judy. Okay, that's great. That's great.

I mean, have you ever gotten a good review from Rolling Stone? Of course not. Okay, I told that, so that's a negative 50 points. John responded to a chat, and then it seemed like Judy was attacking him. She's like, I'm not the one saying your music sucks, idiots. This isn't a competition. She's just trying to. And then also, he said earlier, he's like, I have two record deals.

I was signed to Atlantic Records. Okay, that's one deal. What's the second deal? Now he's actually three. Like when Hope said he had three kids. Yeah. Who's the, they're almost the same person. Just one drink and one has money

John has a self-produced third album It's not a record deal Oh I didn't know that Yeah What Third input I'm in the mood for a melody I'm in the mood for a melody

I'm in the mood That's a Robin Plant song by the way Okay that was great He wants credit for everything Can we know John It's a very famous rock star It's a very popular song Holy shit

Because I got to pay the bills. Okay. Our land force you've seen John has hands on me and someone else to bill. Bad jokes. See, Judy, I'm dealing with really, but wait, this is 10. Bobin's in my man. Happy Thanksgiving to you and the family, Sturgeon. Thanks to you, my friend.

And I love you. And by the way, Judy, do you know why I do that? Do you know I used to be in all district bands? as a trumpet player. Oh. Do you know I learned to read music at the young age of six?

Wow. Can you read music? Yes. Really? I play the piano and the five. All right. So you know the treble clef and the bass clef? Yes.

That's hilarious right there. Do you even know how to read music? She's like, yeah, I'm an Asian woman. Do you think the chances are I play piano? Of course I do. he's saying somewhere long ago that he doesn't know how to read or write music like he doesn't know how to I'd be shot I would that would be another fun thing to do is to put sheet music in front of John just like what's that note I don't think he would know at all also I asked him the four notes that are in a G major seven and he did not know the answer to that he got it right maybe that's what I was thinking of yeah yeah I can't play that you need that pedal thingy from the piano I'm playing a guitar that's right he goes he goes well if I had a capo.

I'm like, you don't need a capeo to play a chord ever, you idiot. You're good. I'm very proud of you. Thank you. And I tried to learn guitar for a little while, but I gave up. Well, I mastered it. Skull. Yeah, that's great.

Skull. Okay. What a prick. Plays a pentatonic scale and acts like you mastered guitar. So, do you have disabilities or issues? No. Pete, yeah, it doesn't seem like it. No.

Okay. But, so what countries are your parents from? My mom is straight off the boat from Denmark, my great uncle ran the Danish underground, smuggling Jews out of Denmark into Sweden under the Nazi regime during World War II. And my mother was straight off the boat, came to Denmark, and my father, albeit he was born in Spanish Harlem, so he is an American, but his parents were born in Puerto Rico. and his grandparents were born in Spain So essentially I'm half Danish I'm half Spanish I'm a Danish speak I'm a dick

Okay I still clogs Okay so your father was not He went to his act He couldn't stop himself That joke has never got to laugh When he's on stage When he's talking to people

It's never worked once And he says it to Judy He gets no reaction to he goes Ah ha ha that was a joke I'm amazed he didn't bring up. What's the other thing that does with the smelly feet all the time? I'm amazed he didn't throw that line in there too. Wow, he's trying to oppressor, I guess.

That's funny. He said that to plenty of other women. He thought that was impressive. Affirmative nonsense. Do you have children who abandon you, minus 50 for each kid? Like a brown-skinned, oppressed Puerto Rican? Let me tell you something about my father, Miss Judy. First of all, my father dropped out of high school in 12th grade to serve for the engineering

corps in World War II to fight against the Nazis. And then after the war was over, he went back and finished high school and got recruited by Rensselaer College, the best engineering school at the time. Yeah, he's heard of it. And he's got his master's at NYU, along with three other degrees. The man is a genius. Hence, his son is also a genius. Okay, that's great.

Yeah, Fince told me at least one of your children went to Harvard. So congratulations. One is in Harvard. The other one is also at a very great school that... I just wish you'd tell me which one is. And they were both valetorian in Calabasas High School, which is one of the best school systems in... Los Angeles, and she decided to go to UCSB, albeit she had two full-ride scholarships.

And in four years, graduating with two majors, English and environmental science. Okay, then you will be a lawyer. Jesus Christ, just stop talking. Shut up. There's no points for that. This isn't being a lawyer. This is filibuster. Yeah, yeah.

Like, put him on the floor of Congress when they want to try to get something past. Let John just wax poetic about everybody who ever said anything nice about him. They'll be there for two days. It was Phi Beta Kappa, among other a myriad of awards and now getting a master's in two years for four majors. Thank you. Wow. That's good. Thank you.

You're talking about your kids' accomplishments. You, Edward, thank you. Great. Yeah, you must be so proud. Because that kind of. That applies to him. I'm a genius, so, you know, they're a genius. He also made the same comparison that, you know, his son was into girls, so he's a real cocksmith, like his old man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just fucking gross in every direction. Go to fall school, too, sort of. Well, I'm a fighter of the good fight, Judy. I don't like when people are wronged, and I think lawyers charge too much money, no offense. I can't imagine anybody in their right mind charging $800. $50 an hour. I think it's bullshit.

And that is the impetus for me even thinking about it. I'm sick of it. I think you people are raping the public. Who the hell is going to be able to afford $8.50 an hour?

I mean, if you don't sue people, that we don't have to pay attorneys. You know, that'd be one way to avoid that. John, she's never going to get on that puddle hopper and come down by you if you keep talking to her like this. What working class person? What blue-collar person could actually afford $8.50 an hour for an attorney.

It is freaking bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I totally agree. That's why I don't charge anything close to that. Well, that's why you seem like you're a very nice person. I try to be honest. You know, sometimes people are kind of surprised when I tell them these are things they can do themselves to save money. They don't.

Does John really think that attorneys all charge $8.50 an hour? because that's not the case at all. They're expensive. They're going to be wrong, but they don't charge $8.50 an hour. Not ones that regular people get. No. Of course not. No, corporations.

Do you seem like you got a good heart? Are you a Libra? No. No. Can we finish taking the... Aquarius? Oh, no. What a chick.

What a gay chick question that is. If he throws something about Mercury and retrograde. I'm going to put them. It's right with them. I don't want to give too much details because of crazy people. So, yeah, but I don't believe in the horoscope stuff. It doesn't matter. You seem like you're a good person, so you've got to be a good sign. Let's go. What are the good signs? As opposed to the evil signs. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. So, okay, are you considered very

physically attractive by white male heterosexual norms. If so, give yourself an extra 20 points. Right there, John Beck, okay, this is obviously ridiculous, right? You're just making fun of me? Nope. Jack, he's going to lie with it. What do you think? Well, yes.

I mean, Vince is in love with me, so yes. I mean, that's very simple to answer. I mean, and apparently everybody else in this album versus fucking in love with me. I got 411 people in the room. 47 at night watching me and they're all in love with me so yes okay yes 20 points there's something

about you that just attracts people okay aren't you attracts me in some way oh my god because you know like I said you look good for a 60 year old man you know why does it have to have that caveat because you look terrible

I'll explain this for you John you look absolutely terrible that's why because he would also say the same thing he's like well you're not bad for a 60-year-old broad. He would say the same fucking thing. He has no idea how old she has. He was trying to get to the bottom of that, the last video we were reviewing of these two.

Well, I mean, people would say that about me, too. It's like, you know, I know I'm not like hot in general, but if you compare me to other attorneys. To me, you are, baby. I age, then I yeah, but people shouldn't be so fixated on looks anyway.

What about character? Your questionnaire, you idiot, Judy. Exactly. People's character. They treat people. We live in a shallow world, Miss Judy. Yeah, exactly. Of course, you would know because you've been in show business.

Yeah, because you've been hitting on her this whole time. He's like, can you believe these people are shallow? You know what this is? This is the date you see at a restaurant or a bar or something where it's obvious the woman's in distress. So you would walk over and like, hey, how you do? I haven't seen a while just so that there's a separation to get a. away from that creep or that guy. Everybody here wants to go

and start talking to Judy and then put their backs to John so that he can't talk to her anymore. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Physically unattractive will just say no. Okay. Do you have a guaranteed job lined up already when you

graduate from law school? Wait, I can't see this. Wait, how do I bring this up? Oh, you can do that. I have to. Yeah. Which one? Do you have a guarantee? he job lined up when you graduate?

Yes, I do. Actually, I have a Florida attorney that I could power legal for, yes. Yeah, but as a real attorney, though, you think he would give you a job? Yes. Wow, that's great.

Yes, he knows how smart I am. So John's going to pass the bar and become a paralegal? Yeah, I was just going to say, you don't need the legal. Yeah, definitely don't do that. And he likes you. Oh, my God. He loves me. Maybe Vince will give you a job.

And a cold start. No. What to work for him? Only if he gives me his wife. Wait a second. What? Isn't that really rude to say that? Yes, Judy.

It is very rude to say that. He loves it and his wife's watching and she loves me. She's not and she doesn't. Okay. Yes. I love that Vince lies to John about everything all the time. But the things that he wants. to believe. Oh, but his hot wife is

into me, and she's watching. It's a running joke, Judy, because his wife's beautiful, but his wife won't sleep with him anymore, so. Okay. Well, that kind of explains his behavior. Now I love you, Judy.

Oh, now you're going. Go! Okay. I'm drinking my green tea here. Got to be healthy. I finished my whole, you know, two bags. Okay. Do you practice in that same two? It's in the bag, all right. The graphical area where the law school is located if it's not a ticket.

Yes. Okay, that's really good. Well, I think what really wins out for everything is having a pretty much guaranteed job lined up. Oh, I will. Trust me. I already have my slogan. Which is what? No, because it's.

Because all these crazy He's like, do you know a job wind up? I even have a slogan. He's such a child. He has these delusions of grandeur where he goes online. He's like, I'm going to design my law logo. And he's like making business cards, flyers. Oh, my God.

This is hilarious. It'll be Melendez's law. Okay. Okay. Do you have a parent or a close relative who is, a lawyer. He's to think about it. Jen, no? Yes or no?

Kind of thing. It's a retard. Well, if you have to think, then it's probably no. Right. No. Okay. That's all right. My parents were not lawyers either. Or both your parents' lawyers. No. We're almost done. We're almost done. Now, this does guarantee me a date, right? I don't know if you want to call it a date, but if you ever come through my state,

to happen to be proud, I'd be glad to get you to lunch. I'm only kidding, Judy. I'm going to show. I'm only kidding, unless you would have said, yes. That, of course, I wasn't kidding. He always does that move, too. He's going to show up to live stream in front of her house.

See, you got, you losers out there. You thought you didn't want me to come in. She had no idea. I know. That's your chub, right? Okay, so it's 26. Are you capable of working 10 plus hours and 10 at least five days per week? I was a school teacher, Judy. Yes.

What did you teach? A substitute teacher in middle school works 10 hours a day, five days a week. They don't. I taught word searches. Yeah, that's what he taught. Science, drama, algebra, math. Oh. Algebra and math.

Wait a minute. Didn't he say he was teaching audio, production to second graders? Yeah, was he teaching drama? Well, no, he was teaching music theory to second graders. That was the thing he was doing in Florida. I swear I thought he said audio production at one point. I'm like,

that would be ridiculous. He doesn't know anything about that. No. Did you not know that? No, I didn't know that. Why did you quit then? Because I was a long-term substitute. Well, what happened was a potato found out that in Zoom court date. They got the link. It's a long story, dude. You don't want

though. I love it's a we know it's a factual story but him describing it sounds so fucking demented that he's then this potato and a sad outfit showed up it's like oh my god he's got he's got dementia. The alcohol

is killing him. No that really where I wrote all my own curriculum but then but then I moved so then I left LA I started doing it here in Florida but They only pay $140 a day.

It's not worth it. And you also were told to leave and you had to resign. It's not for that part. Yeah. The Duke is worth more than that. Yeah, that's right. You have your trade. Duke is worth dope.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Because my cousin's wife, she's been... This is the same asshole who said. I can't believe attorneys charge $8.50 an hour. And then he's like, and they only pay me $140 a day for my work. I'm worth way more than that. So, Judd, do you see why attorneys are able to charge

more money than, you know, a guy working at Subway? I'll never make that connection. I know. He's such an idiot. Until if the Winsvade happened to put him through all of this and he becomes a lawyer, sets up his law firm,

and then realizes people only want to spend maybe a hundred bucks for his services. I'm worth more than that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or, yeah, I mean, if someone's willing to pay him $600 a hour, he's going to take it. That's how capitalism works.

substitute teaching here in North Carolina and a few years ago they paid them something ridiculous like $9.90 dollars a day to beat a substitute teacher. Judy, give me an idea of the difference between a blue state and a red state. And this is very brief. What an asshole. In L.A., not only did I have to have a four-year degree, which I do, I also had to have a QM above 2.8, then I had to take a four-hour comprehensive algebra and math reading and writing exam, and I...

I don't understand that there's between algebra and math. He keeps saying that. Also, again, instead of a four-hour-long exam, you have four hours to take the exam. Everyone gets done way under four hours. He's it. And then I can become a school teacher. Now, as a long-term sub, where I announced my home. students at culmination, I was making $300 over $300 a day.

Now cut to Florida, a red state. All you need is a high school diploma to be so. And the pay is $140 an hour. I mean, $140 a day. I mean, this is, this is, so which only tells you that the blue state, you know, holds education in high regard where the rest they don't give a shit because They like people being stupid, so they vote red. Thank you.

Go. Okay. Well, I try not to talk politics on my channel because we focus more on true crime legal cases. And I get the sense there are some people who are more, you know, conservative. So it's all about making sure you appease your viewers and stuff. So it's not a political channel. Yeah, but I don't care. But for you, who can?

cares. People know who you are. I'll speak my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are you a people person who is capable of handling criticism and conflict? Of course. No. Okay. Is that plus 20? Because I don't feel like a people person to you? Well, I mean, it sounds like you can use humor to diffuse situations, which is great. Or a boxing ring. YouTube's terms of service. The majority of these questions he felt were criticizing him. Yes. I know. No, he was biased and slanted against him. And he was like, oh, yeah, this is against me.

We're not doing that. It's like, no, I can handle that. You couldn't handle these. Where were we up? 27, 28? You couldn't handle all of this. He said, argue with every question. It's an incredible talent, doesn't it?

It is. It brings people together. Exactly. And so we'll just say 0, 4, 28, 29, do you cry easily? no no because why did it take him so long to answer that question

he's like why would it take the same thing with like are your parents attorneys do you think slowly he doesn't do it on camera yeah I think he does cry a lot

when he does when he rage quits or he's like I'll be right back and walks up you know he's getting whatever to drink but he's doing this. I think he probably cries what he jerks off to. I'm just making that up. People are so mean to you.

Yeah, no, no, no, no. Take it all in stride and make fun with them. How many questions are on this thing? It's almost over. You can see it, you dumb fuck. You're right. Also, she's been trying to move this thing along the whole fucking time, you idiot. Stop talking about your kids and your parents and everything else.

I had a book deal once. Who cares? I didn't actually bring that up. You're right. good point. Oh, okay. Okay. Thank you for your time. Oh, don't worry, Judy. I love it, baby. Okay. Has anyone ever described you as irresponsible, lazy, or unreliable? Yes, I have. I've done that. His mom? Many times. Lazy is one of the top things I described John as. So the question has anyone ever described you as that. All right, let's see what John's answer is.

no in fact lazy did you hear all the shit i've done in my life yeah it seems like you're a super achiever where you you have goals he also bragged that he only works two hours a day yeah at the beginning of this he's like oh my gosh i don't have to quit my job i only work two hours a day that's called laziness i'm on vacation right now no no carl that previous question he can work 10 plus hours a day that's right no problem at all yes you've worked hard yes yeah to achieve your goals okay you know i wrote and sold the movie to national lampoon too that it started all right here we go i didn't note that back to the resume do you need to get that no okay do you want to turn your phone off while we're doing this no okay okay are you a very

outgoing and popular person like by pretty much everyone outside of the double word it says be honest like me pretty much everyone. Be honest. It's hilarious. His own family doesn't like him. His own family. The next time he takes a test like this, they got to have him strapped up to the lie detector. Yes.

So you can see what his answers are and what they really are. That's hilarious. Yes. Outside of this world. Are you sure? Stuttering John is an iconic figure, a beloved figure. Yes, I'm loved by people outside of this.

He has to tell himself that. That's the only way he's able to deal with his life. Yeah. Would you be financially devastated if you couldn't find a full-time attorney position after graduation? No. Okay. Wait, what does that question say? It says, I.E. B. broke without any other safety that was no family or spouse who can help you financially?

That's such a dig it, John. He's so stupid. Would you be financially devastated if you couldn't find a job making over 60K a year? No. Okay. Okay. Is going to dental, medical optometry or similar professional school? Absolutely fucking not.

Okay. I didn't think so because you have to have all these proof requisites. Okay. She claims to have written this? This is the dumbest questionnaire ever. Okay, let's add up your points. I love that one of the questions. is, are you hot?

What's the other to do with law school? What do you mean? Am I hot? Okay, here we go with the Miss Judy questionnaire. 45, 65. It just ended, you idiot. She's actually adding a points. Just make up a number, Judy.

It doesn't matter. You owe us 200 points. So is that since texting you? Who keeps texting you? It's a girl that might date. I'm sorry. Don't be jealous. Well, that's great.

If you have to get going, I have to go grocery shopping soon. Oh, wait. Are there any issues that make? Oh, fuck. They affect your ability to pass the character and fitness portion. No. Getting a license. No.

Any arrests or issues with getting kicked out of college or? No. Okay. Are you very passionate about becoming a lawyer? Yes. Okay. there you go john you have 265 points yeah see wow okay so that that sort of is yeah you can try going to law school that's actually a very high score i think it's mainly because you think that because

you lied about everything it's mainly why you know what this is stupid you know what this is now he scored 260 and she just said well that's a very high high score. That is now another footnote. Oh, yeah. On the line where he can say, no, his IQ. He scored high on the realtors test. I'm going to say the realtors test, the Seabast. And then he goes,

yeah, and then the pre- L-Sat thing quiz I took. Ms. Judy said I got the highest score. Anyone's ever gotten. He'll remember that. Yep. He will. He will. He will. He will. Or you said your friend would give you a job with his firm.

Yeah. Yeah. What kind of law does he do? Well, that's interesting take right here by Kilo420 because she originally said there's 30 questions. Vince could have been typing more questions on this Google Doc as it's going. Yeah. That's funny. Similar.

Yeah. Well, that's great then. So you got 265 points. Go to law school, but there are still no guarantees. Because what could happen if your friend. just says it turns out business is bad I can't afford to hire you

I already told you I'm going to set up my own firm if I decide to go through with this it's going to be Melinda's law I already have my slogan and I'm going to take care of low-income housing people and I don't care I'm not doing it for the money I'm helping people

well that's great because if money is not the big issue you could still get a job probably with why does he say low income housing people to slow income poor people i'm more confused before he said he has his logo done now he has the slogan the slogan is just a little you know title tagline i i want people in dablers anonymous or our sub right of trying to predict what john's come up with for his uh slogan

moch business cards starts up yeah stuff like legal aid or the justice center those types of nonprofits that do help lots of poor people. So, you know, there are job opportunities. It's just a question of whether you can afford to take them. So it's harder for people who have to take out tons of loans. Yes, I understand that. But it's been fun, Judy. Yeah, thank you.

This was lots of fun. And sorry, we couldn't do it on my channel with Vince, but, you know. No, it's better without Vince, trust me. All right. I want to see the logo of Lady Justice. One is shotgunting a beer while trying to hold the scale of justice in the other hand. I would love to see. I'm sure AI could come up with some interesting logos for Melendez Law.

I think that he thought that was clever. It should be called Melendez Law. Okay. Hmm. Good stuff. Works on contingency? No. Money down.

He's chasing ambulances. More Simpson's references than usual today. Well done, boys. you guys ready to catch a dabbler yes let's get out of it take it away carth it's time

for everyone's favorite new game show what do you say Carl and Nagel even showed up are you ready to poke a dabbler John's Gippy Halloween hand thanks for the fiber

you at the comedy table is out of place as Ava is in a Victoria Secret catalog. The guy drank bleach is your idea of a comeback. You're unfunny as fuck. You're angry. That person's very angry. First of all, Gino would definitely attest to this.

Artie became very abusive, you know, at the end on his podcast. And he constantly was an asshole to me. And I loved Artie. And Artie was a close friend, but he constantly attacked me. You know, says you're right, yeah. Yeah, six or seven times. The word somebody said once, sorry to interrupt, to agree with you, toxic. He became toxic.

Yes. And it was sad because, and I'm going to insult me and you compliment us at the same time. We're like, nah, and we'd put up with it because we couldn't see it because we were so used to being inside. And tell me, didn't your friends say like, why they'll let him treat you like that? Like, nah, that's just already. They're like, no, that's not already. Yeah, he was on heroin. Sorry to interrupt you, John.

It was, it was toxic. It looked like he's depressed, too, because, like, no, you could tell that he didn't want to. Gino, I think you were there. I used to hand him paper towels to wipe his nose when it was bleeding. Yeah. I used to say, and it's like, and I was there all the time, he would literally show up from his bathroom, and he just would, he would just be miserable. And then me or you or anyone would try to make it funny.

And if you said something funny, it's the worst thing you could do. because he'd shit on you. Yes. Oh, that's so unfunny. Because he knew it was funny, but he knew he wasn't doing anything funny. And don't get me wrong, Artie is one of the funny.

You can go listen to old episodes. Amazing. But he was just shoot on us. He was like, well, I'm not funny. So I'm going to say they're not funny. It was toxic. Yeah. And we were,

we were like battered women. It's fine. That's fine. He was a very close friend of mine. He's the only one I told that I was leaving Howard, you know, to go to the fucking tonight show and then

what I would do those shows while I was on the way to his house I said to my friend I go if he starts fucking with me this time I'm going to... What did John say next? Here your choices. Number one

go for the artery B finish him off next rub sand in the wound four

go scratched earth and lastly hit him under the belt to poke a dabbler first off Cardiff Jesus fucking Christ with this clip

wait too long maybe associate producer Ralph with the chat we'll get that information back to Cardiff I always go first I believe he does talk about hitting people

below the belt and I'm sure he got this saying I'm going to lastly hit him under the belt what say you eroc I so want it to be for but I think he was going to say go for the artery yeah that's that's good because already's right there uh producer Chris finish him off B all right that's fine he was a very close friend of mine I'm he's the only one I told that I was leaving Howard, you know, to go to the fucking tonight show. And, and then what I would do those shows, while I was on the way to his house, I said to my friend, I go, if he starts fucking with me this time, I'm going to hit him under the belt.

Yes. And that's what I did. And that's what the bleach thing came. Take that, Cardiff. Dump cuck. Because I was like, Artie, I'm done with the abuse from you. Yeah. And Bob, leave you tell me.

That's all for this time. Come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Brought to you by patreon.com. slash Cardiff Electric and Hackamania. Get your tickets now for Hackamania at hackamania.com using promo code JT. Save 10%? Yes, please. Sit, Eugene. Sit.

Good dog. John could never get a phrase right. I know. It's in his head. He knows the phrase, but he can never say it right, ever. That's why that game rules. And Cardiff does a great job of finding things that we all think John might have said. Real quick, since Cardiff has the new background there of Chad's studio,

a Chad had an interesting Thanksgiving where he made up a story about his vegan girlfriend making a turkey and then leaving the house before Chad got up. to go to some other person's house. It's an hour and a half away. And it was because they were fighting about Chad going to Mercia's house and standing outside. It was one of the dumbest things Chad's ever done. And he showed up on MLC later that night, wasted. And Rocco called him and asked some very important questions.

Like, why would you guys be responsible for the turkey if you're traveling an hour and a half to someone else's house? You don't cook a turkey and then throw it in your car and drive somewhere. It's not how that works. And Chancoe answer those questions. So I believe, based on Chad's latest bullshit, that he does not have a girlfriend that he lives with, and the fact that he was still walking around,

the same neighborhood that he used to walk around back when he lived in his apartment, I'm not even sure if he's ever left his apartment. He might still be in the same place. He's always been. But I was going to play Chad Boosmock. We obviously are out of time. Chad Bozmock put together a great video showing that Chad was lying.

Check that out on Chad Bozmock's channel on YouTube. Highly recommend it. That's great work. And Cardiff did a great job covering that the other night with OJ. Thank you, OJ. Rocka was there for a minute. JT. the great JT. We'll see all you guys at Hackamania, hackamania.com. Proco, WATP. People should check out. It's Eric Nagel.

Where can people find you, Eric? You can find us on the IHeart Radio app for, I don't know how much longer, considering some of the stuff that recently happened there. We'll see where the 2026 brings us. The YouTube channel is where we've been concentrating our efforts, YouTube.com. It's Eric Nagel. I also want to know if you could just show this graphic here. We put up a new special today.

This is part one of two that's coming. It's called Jocktober's Supplement. I saw this. Show up. I didn't get a chance to watch it yet. There's a couple of new things here. There's some old favorites that we review. I found the very first Scott and Todd episode.

so we play a couple clips of that but the the big celebration is towards the end where i got footage of todd at a industry convention over the summer and he started shit-talking the people in the room who were not listening to him and so i have some video of that him making fun of people hoping that disasters happen to them and then some eyewitnesses come on to talk about their experience seeing and dealing with him in person and a side event that he planned that nobody showed up to. So

that's incredible. I cannot wait to see this. I'm so jealous that you have this. So this is in part one. Part two we're working on that probably be in a couple weeks. I have some phone scams that do not hold up that are pretty racially insensitive.

I found some original Tom Todd Pettengill songs. One is a cover and the other is the other four are original songs that he put online for a short moment many years ago and quickly pulled them down

so I happen to have those so we're going to feature that and then some other little things. That's exciting so yeah check out it's Eric Nagel on YouTube for the Todd Pettengill Jack Tover supplemental yeah so this is part one part two coming in a couple weeks. That's fantastic

guys a member joined the chat says just joined you he's back yay hi eric any chance you'll bring back speaking for funny yeah people that was not my channel somebody just used my avatar that was not yeah yeah so uh sorry to disappoint but that was never mine uh guys i love your show i always watch it um i do the patreon stuff i do uh wherever i can to help support what what you guys do and i always appreciate the when you invite me to come on so thank you guys i hope you guys have a good uh vacation enjoy yourselves and thank you for having me on. Thanks, buddy. Great to see you. Thanks for being on here.

It was a long one today. I apologize for that, but thank you for your time. All right. Take care. The great Eric Nagel, everybody. And with that, let's check out what's going on with the Internet News. Internet News with Jenny Jiggles. From Patreon, Chris Etro reports, this is opiate as most pathetic. He can't even admit he wants to talk about his own fucking mother. He has to pass off his motivation to discuss this on to Ron. Fuck Opie in the mouth. Principled uncertainty, O'Pines.

I'm enjoying these tow-free episodes. No point flogging a dead horse. Snugs may have been watching a different show. Wasn't paying much attention, but I gathered that Carl eats poop and Adam drinks piss. Sleep near a ways in. Johnny was a great fit on WATP. Oddly seemed more comfortable here than on TDS.

Blart Samson concurs with Johnny the man. Should be a regular. Put him in the rotation or you're gay, Carl. Blart adds, I know it's been said a million times, But John is the living embodiment of Carl from Aquitaine. I keep my body in stellar shape for the ladies. SSD pleads, please hire Judy the world's hottest Asian lawyer for your defense team in the lull suit.

From Reddit, jaded meeting also praises Judy. A new hero emerges. Whip prick schlubbed shares. I love when she laughs in his face. Homer Balzac points out, John's kryptonite? An intelligent woman. Rubbishbin 666.

It's lovely. The Judy arc shows much promise. And from YouTube, Michael Blaine offers, I love when John encounters someone from the real world and doesn't understand why he can't control that person's opinion of him. Brad reveals, Judy telling dummy he's boring is one of my favorite new dabble verse moments. Ice cube in my iced tea,

the best part of the interview was when Judy asked if John has a drinking problem. Vindicator Mike notices John is regressing rapidly. He's in his terrible twos now. He's two seconds from shitting his pants with a bottle in his hand. and Chicken Little Syndrome plays us out with, John continues to demonstrate the undeniable fact that he has the mind of an alcoholic five-year-old. Alcoholic five-year-old.

Never come across one of those before. It sounds awful. Great stuff. Thank you, producer Chris and Jenny Jinkles for putting that together Internet news for us. We didn't get the voicemails on Wednesday, so let's get caught up real quick. Carl, I know that you and Melton are dutifully

brainstorming to assemble the attractions for us to enjoy at Hackamania 3, and I have one that I would like to pitch. If you look at Dr. Steve's show-stealing performance at Hackamania 2, he spoke of the use of a monometer to test the integrity of the stinkers of people who engage in ass play. And what I propose is that you have the good doctor bring his monometer to Hackamania 3 to test the integrity of the Sphinctors of the dabblers. Now, I have selfish reasons for this.

It's the one competition in which I can finally best Adam Bush. Mine's as tight as a drum. Carl, you can sit this one out. You wouldn't even make the top 100. Fuck you. Promocode bears. No, promo code is WATP. I know Christian's still in this chat.

It's not bears. Stop it. Hey, Carl. I just want to let you know. I found out something really tragic. Did you know when producer Chris was a kid, him and his father were never able to have a moment because every time he put his hand on his shoulder,

it just slid right off. Anyway, I stole that joke for Patrice O'Neill, but call me back. He got you good with that one, Chris. Yeah, I know. We were driving down the road the other day of a pretty funny joke. I thought there's no shoulders here in Cape Coral. Hey, Carl. So I wanted people to hear about my new podcast.

I thought it'd be funny if I called in and left a voicemail as stuttering John. Sure. But then I realized if I call in as John, I can't say the name of my show, you know? It doesn't make any sense. But I already called, so I felt really stupid when I figured that out. Like, shit, I might be the only guy worse at this than Opie. Speaking of, I'm loving the Ronidopi. I can't wait until Opie finally tells the truth about his family.

That's going to be a relief. Okay, well, go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. You know, you could have just said, hey, my buddy has a podcast that you should check out. This is Stuttering John, and I endorse this. Anyway, whatever. What do I know? Hey, I actually didn't know that that was how the contracts worked for the NFL.

So I appreciate you telling me that. I still need to figure out which teams are in the NFC or ASC because I don't care that much. All right, fine. Fair enough. I watch a lot of football. Shut up. Hey, C-P.

Hey, Carl, it's confirmed. John Melendez, John Edward Melendez has an active felony warrant. It's a sexual offense out of the state of New York. What? Fuck this bitch. You're going to win your lawsuit. you need to bring us up in your case. It's not public record yet, but it's going to be soon.

John Edward Melendez is a sexual offender if he gets convicted of this case. Later, bruh. In W.A.C. Big if true. Big if true. Hi, Carl. It's Frenchihana, and this is how I talk. Yes.

I was talking to Christian Blatt. He insisted I call him executive producer, Chris, and he said you wanted me to appear at Hackamania so you could sell more tickets on Hackamania.com with the promo code WATP. Correct. Yes. I'll do it. Yes.

But just make sure to keep that Vinnie Paulino guy away from the green room ahead of time, yes, so that he doesn't eat all the food. food yes uh call me back christians in the chat i told french don't talk to anyone about this god damn it fredgy you fucked up again you know who would be a perfect match for

stuttering john Tara reed she's a fucking mess and an alcoholic just like him and just refuses to stop drinking and embarrassing herself yeah i think they'd probably hit it off great i think john would be into that

for sure. I mean, when I fuck Tara Reid, if I could look at a photo of her from 1997 while I'm doing, and I think I probably would. This might be a call more for Adam

being in a show business, but how does like Gino, Chad, Ray DeVito, how do they ever make a living? Like, I'm totally confused. Deluxe out.

It's a great. great question. Adam won't know the answer to that. I promise you that. I don't know the answer to that. I, as a professional podcast, or have no idea how any of them make any money or a living on this. We all want to know. We all want them on financial audit. Caleb Hammer, figure this out. It would be amazing. Jesus fucking Christ, Carl, and the goddamn show already. Like a fucking 20 minutes of, that's a great episode. That was really great. Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking blabber mouth cut. Call me back. have to listen, sir. I promise you that.

I just want to give producer Chris the love that he didn't get, you guys, I don't know if he missed it or what, but the name of Opie's book, if you want to know the truth by Greg Opie Hughes,

fucking brilliant fucking name for the book. Good job. Keep it up, guys. Later. Thank you very much for that. Producer Chris has got some zingers. Sometimes we miss them. Thank you. Hey, buddy, Callan from Old Lake.

I've been a big fan of the show since Drew Lane first found you. A proud Patreon member. Anyway, reason for calling, do you think the reason Opie doesn't want to go to his mom's funeral is because I need to have to explain where his wife and kids are? Because technically, I mean, that isn't their grandma. So you think they would want to go. But, I mean, you know. I don't think they would show up. You know, anyway.

Yeah, they're done. Big fan. Love you guys. We get it. That's actually a good point. That's, again, pushing Adam's theory that that family is gone. They are dunzo. It's also possible they show up in it and Opie doesn't because they don't communicate.

Yeah, I was singing that too. Yeah. Like they'll be there and he's not allowed to be there. Right. Very possible. All right. God damn. I'm so uncomfortable.

This chair sucks so bad. Chris, how uncomfortable are you right now? I'm dying. Me too. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. And I got to pee. Okay. Drap it. Okay. How about this? Spy report.

By report. Sure. Chance a wire. Bye.