Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep680 - Flagrant Returns, Opie & Ron, Bill Burr, Kaceytron, StutJo & Judy

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

We start the show off watching the latest video of Kevin Brennan proving he’s a senile old man who thinks he’s always hosting his show. He got pulled over by the police while riding his bicycle! That’s not easy to do. We recently watched Chad Zumock livestream from outside of Mersh’s house. It turns out Quadfather (Derek) from the BYB Podcast called the police and was trying to get Mersh swatted by pretending they were threatening each others’ lives with weapons.  Big news in the copyright lawsuit between H3H3’s Ethan Klein and the world’s dumbest streamer Kaceytron. She was so certain that he didn’t have a case but, oops, she had to settle AND apologize. Bill Burr is trying to get back into old form with his conspiracy theories focused on the real evil in this world - the NERDS! Akaash Singh was back on a new episode of Flagrant after he was getting humiliated by his wife for the past two weeks and they handle the situation about as poorly as they possibly could. Opie is in a terrible mood because it’s the holiday season and he’s realizing yet again that he can’t afford to live in his building. Stuttering John has Judy on his show again and Judy confronts him with some hard truths about John doxing and threatening people. Megan joins the show along with Annie for a round of “Is It Gay?”, the Worst Ever Podcast sends in a new game called Burr or Opie, and Cardiff brings us “To Poke A Dabbler.” After the teaser we read some recent reviews and listen to your voicemails.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/zV9wO3rPoI4  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Kevin Brutton got another ticket and this time it's when he was riding his bicycle and this just came out I believe this is a doom clip but I doubt that Adam's seen this one yet have you seen Kevin get a ticket out of his bicycle I haven't I only heard Chad complain that he was doing this to steal the thunder away from Chad a grillion effort I gotta say yeah well he's

He's winning. Sent his lawyer says Climp, penis wrinkle. You're asking? You're asking us. You're receiving his summons for being to observe signal and for careless driving.

just call the number on the back. Don't go by the court date. If you wish you could test it. What's that? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What about the court date? If you wish you can test the ticket, yeah, yeah. Don't go by the court date on the ticket. Call the number on the back and schedule the court date, all right?

Okay, well, wait. Wait, what am I getting tickets for? I just said, fair to observe signal and for careless driving. How was a careless driving? A speed that you were going into Pongo coming pedestrian traffic. Wow. So, what was, what was the speed? What was his speed?

It's not a bad question. I'll give Kevin that. He's riding his bicycle. They're like, I go really fast to everybody. Like, I am? I'm a 63-year-old man on a bicycle.

How fast can I be going? Obviously, you weren't slowing down or stopping. No, I was. No, you weren't. You stopped after the intersection. I stopped before the intersection. There you go,

seven. Have a good day. Go fuck yourself. How about that? How about that? You're a tough guy, right? You're a tough guy, right? You're a tough guy, right?

Yeah, core purposes. Hey, clown number one and clown number two. Smile. Let's drive safe on the bike. Smile, clowns. Thank you. Smile, clowns. Smile, clowns.

Bring this to court. It's like a Kevin reaction video. It's like those guys are standing right there. Just repeats the same thing over and over again. What do you guys go from here? Back to the station for you. job well done maybe high fives each other if we get a beer once the last time you guys cracked the real case anything ever happened here that's kind of a funny line yes this is when

he was really winning me over yeah yeah he treats everything like he's hosting a show because he's a senile old man it was no idea what's going maybe not when he got pulled over on the turnpike yeah so at first i was like this is deja vu but then i'm like oh this is is really hilarious. Crack of Cates. Anything ever happened in Hoboken? You got to cover? You know, it gets electric bikes.

You've got to give those guys tickets. And you probably hand them over to ice after that. Don't you get them? How long is this going to take? As long as you need to finish this up? the more you talk I get distracted

it takes a ball moment and I get like to focus I'm trying focus come on aren't you trained aren't you trained how to give people

on bikes tickets who almost ran a red light weren't you trained didn't you guys had graduation what's happening here are we not training our police officers

properly we got to do a better job You know, I'm seeing this in the chat, too. I think bicycles should get tickets way more often. I'd run every run light when I'm riding around in the city. I don't give a fuck about anything that has to do with traffic laws. The fact that he's getting a ticket means it must have been egregious. Yeah, he was running into pedestrians, they said.

Yeah, yeah, we're going to hear more about it, I think, in a second. What do you guys do after this? Get some donuts. That's hack. Yeah. Go to the donut shop. After you give a guy on a bike a summons, get a lot of serious crime here in Hoboken?

Hoboken is a tough town. Could you get a cat out of a tree today or anything like that? I almost ran a red light. I got a ticket for it. I can't wait to see you clowns in court. You guys show up to. Together, just one of you shows up. What would happen if my brother dressed up as a cop for the Atlantic City meetup this year?

Here he wants to murder my brother every time he sees him. Imagine if he was dressed up as a police officer. Be extra outrage. I think there might be a crime. Yeah, someone in the chat pointed out that it's pretty easy to be a tough guy when you know the other person can't hit you. Yeah, you know, the day before bodycams, Kevin's not this tough. Does this, oh, okay, does this act stop with cops or is it like, oh, you're going to sell me a bagel and just take my money? Oh, he's a fucking clown.

Everyone else. You wouldn't even go to comedy clubs because it'll get beat up. Officer Gonzales, please look him up. I'll post this on Twitter. Officer Gonzalez, Hoboken Police, 171. And then this clown, Lombardi, 147. That's the, I'm a celebrity move right there. I'm going to post this on Twitter.

Cool. Post this on Twitter. And then you can see if you guys got any dirt on you. We'll look, we'll look you guys off. This is the typical Karen move This is not even a celebrity This is what a Karen does And also it turns into a stuttering John move

Where he's like, yeah And I'll have Vegas beer sales Jerry and dirty deeds Look up what you guys are up to A lot of dirty cops right Is that still a thing? He's just waiting for the light to turn out In the back of the room

It's like I'm dying over here guys I got no more material Can I do some crowd? No one's answered me. Yeah, my time's up. Yeah, right. You guys have been great. So what am I under arrest for? You're not under arrest. You're getting a summons. For what? Fear to stop at the red light. Fairly the observed signal. No, I didn't. I didn't run the red line. Yeah, you went into the intersection, sir. No, I didn't. I was in there. I was on the crosswalk.

Okay, I'm recording you right now. What's your name? What's your name? Lombardi? What's your name? Lombardi? 147. Everything was recorded on the camera. Okay, let's go to court. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Let's go to court. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Let's go to court. Let's go to court.

No problem. You guys are tough guys, right? We're just doing our job, sir. Is it? Is that your job? Yeah, sir. Stop innocent people on their bike? Industrial and safety, sir.

How about bike safety? Someone's going to get hurt. Nobody got hurt, sir. When you're trying to go. Nobody got hurt. Listen, nobody got hurt, but I had to yell at you to stop because there was six people crossing, six women, and you were going through the intersection into their crosswalk. Aw.

All right, this is where the couch's going. best yeah sir i don't think you're taking this seriously so oh you're a tough guy come on you guys you got the guns you got the taser important huh we're not guilty in court i know i know my i know my rights i was born here are you guys ice are you guys ice because i was born here were you born here gonzalez because i was you born here Because you can start asking him if they're, what do you call MAGA or MAGA or something like that when he got pulled over? Oh, right. Oh, yeah.

White, Gonzalez, is you in here? Yes. Okay, where? I don't have to give you there. Are you whites? Does the CIA saw my uniform, sir. What does it say? Hoboken police department.

Wow, you guys are really breaking. You guys really do good job over here. Got a lot of serious crime. Guys on a bite? I think you, Doom, for pulling that clip. Like I said, I think Kevin would have been good. That took like 30 seconds to run up a ticket. You probably could have pulled it off, but you had to stretch.

Anybody celebrating a birthday? There you guys. I see there's a bachelor party over there. That's exciting. All right. We got to get into this, Chad Zumak. We talked about it on the show where Chad decided to go to Mersh's house for some reason.

He's not even sure why he did it. No one can really figure it out. But he was live streaming from Mersh's place and yelling outside, pretty far outside. I didn't go up and ring the doorbell or knock on the door or anything like that. But he was there and he was live streaming. And I'll just

show you what that looked like to refresh everyone's memory again and then we'll talk about what unfolded last night on Tuki's show. I'm not going on his property. But come bring your gun. Be funny, Mersh. Come out and be funny.

All right. So, you heard right there, I'm not going on his property, but bring your gun. He mentions a couple of times in this video where he's talking to Mersh about having a gun. And I believe that's true. I think Mersh probably is packing. Probably keeps guns in his house, I would imagine. So this is tough guy, Chad, some more. He knows I'm here.

He knows I'm here. I'm getting DMs of people saying I'm here. What does that mean? What does that even mean? He needs outside verification to find out if he is where he believes. He has some people say that I'm here. Okay. Florida

I'll just go for a little walk I'll give him time to get ready and to load his gun So another gun reference right there The reason why I'm playing that That's key to what was happening Well this was happening Quadfather Derek

The hosts of the BYB podcast backyard boys Who for a while did a whole run with Stuttering John on the Sutterer John podcast That's the main reason why he's ever been on the radar of WATP. Well, Derek is watching this, and he's very concerned about what's going on. There you have hardened criminal Chad Zumak outside of a house somewhere in Florida. So he decides to call 911, and he lives in Oregon. So they're like, yes, I don't know why he called.

911, we can't do anything about that. So he looks up the number for the sheriff department where this is taking place. and this is what happens Well, County Sheriff's office, how can I help you? Yeah, I got a guy on a live stream. I live out in Oregon, but I got this guy on a live stream

about threatening a dude's life on a live stream and he sat in front of his house. I don't even know if the guy's aware of it, but he's out there acting crazy and I thought you guys would probably want to go out there and we contact the book. Okay, so he says, I'm watching a dude threaten another guy's life.

I don't even know if he's aware of it. But I thought you guys might want to know. This is a glimpse into the sad life of Quadfather. And I know wheelchair prison gets thrown around a lot when we're talking about Quadfather because that's what John lashed out at Derek after Derek turned on him. Enjoy living in your wheelchair prison. But this actually makes me think he's living like the Jimmy Stewart character in rear window. Like he's just staring at the internet and everything he sees on the internet, it's real.

And he's like, oh, what's going on over here? Well, I got alert the authorities on this one. I'm sorry, Data Carvey isn't here to do as perfect. Jimmy Stewart and Prussia. I'm not going to be able to pull that off. It's the way he said live stream so many times. Like, they all knew what he was talking about. We're not all on the internet 24-7.

You can explain it's online. There's this live stream. And on the live stream, dude, dude, show me where they touched you. Yeah. Yeah. We'll meet you there on the internet. He even at points in this. And I know these people on the live stream.

I'm familiar with these people. That's Chan Zubak and it's birds. he's all excited. Are they in the room with us right now? Right, yeah. Sir, are you in a wheelchair? They're very polite about it. And he goes on to talk about how there's there threatening each other, and this is going

to get real serious. And you just seem like wild stuff about, like, threatening his life and whatnot. It's a little over the top, and I don't know how serious it is, but I thought you guys would probably want to just show up and get in between it before. I know the guy. in the house owned weapons. You know what I mean? And the address you provided me,

that's where they are right now, streaming? He's across the street looking at the house. He walked over to the guy's house and walked out, like, he's walking around right in front of his home, live streaming the guy's house and address. Like, he's doxing him and threatening him,

and I know the guy said the house owned weapons because I've watched his trains as well. He's had Zoomawks. He's a comedian. Okay, why is he bringing these things up? This is the big problem. First off, doxing. Right.

And the cops are you going to be like, oh, he's doxing. I didn't say that. We got to get these police officers over there. We got an APB. Right. But this idea that Quad is calling this in and talking about weapons and guns and life-threatening. What does he want to have happen here? This is like he's trying to get Mersh's house swatted.

Right. Yeah. And also, does he not know. Chad's history? His behavior? Right. And honestly, like, Chad was just going, come out and be funny.

Chad wasn't saying anything beyond that. Bring your gun, but also be funny. Yeah, but he didn't say, I'm bringing my gun. You know what I mean? No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chad was hoping that Mersh would come out with that gun at his hand.

That'd be the greatest thing that ever happened. Those shit. That'd be pretty funny. That would be good. But, no, it wasn't a boogie incident. It was just Chad talking neighbors being obnox you know who merch is he's talking anyone who's walking by it's like he didn't know he didn't have a plan he didn't know what he was going to do everyone's

becoming opi what the fuck what's going on and and it was funny because even chad's chat was going this is embarrassing dude what are you doing and chad didn't realize that was going to be the reaction he's going what do you mean i'm i'm here this guy's a pussy he knows i'm here this is content mercy even came out recently and said he goes chad i was sleeping through that whole thing but if i had been awake nothing would have changed right i would have sent my house It's like, yeah, no shit. The one thing all of these people have in common, including KB, is I think they're really lonely. And they just want to talk to people a lot, specifically about this stuff.

Yeah. Anyone that'll listen. And KB said because he has to pull his phone out and prove to the internet that he talks to people. See? I'm having an interaction on the street right now. I think he thought to himself while he was filming those cops. I don't necessarily agree with his morally, but it's better than writing new jokes. Yeah, yeah.

I'll just use this. This will be my show tonight. Right, Kevin's like, there's only so many clip channels. I've gone through most of them already. So, yeah, Quadfather continues to explain how crazy this is getting. And what type of breath is he making? Just like just saying he'll beat of that, come outside. Like, whatever.

Oh, you're talking shit about killing me. I'll kill you. Like that's just like wild crap. And whatever, I know he's got a first minute. I just don't want to see anyone get hurt today on the live time to be ridiculous. Wow. He told the police department that they were saying they were going to kill each other. Yeah.

I've heard Chad say a lot of crazy shit. I've never heard him threaten to kill someone. I've never heard Mersh threatened to kill someone. Mersh's thing to Chad was, hey, let's see who's funnier. Let's book a comedy club, and we each get 30 minutes, and who has better jokes. Oh, they're going to kill. They're going to kill in the comedy club. But no one was saying they're going to kill each other.

And if this is how Quad is interpreting. this, then he's fucking crazy. And no wonder his show sucks so bad. Because he watches these shows. This is how he reacts to. It's like, this is a wild scene. It's like, no, jazz just embarrassing himself. This is some frightening insight. It is. That he thought this needed to take

action, too. Yeah, and a guy that's like a regular and the proud boy's message board talking about, like, look, I know you got your First Amendment or whatever that shit is, whatever. You just got to come get him. Yeah, I know. Really? He's like a far right gun guy, I thought. And now he's in there going, this guy has a gone, too. Like, he escaped. What are he talking?

Come scoop them up, get rid of them. Right, get him out of here. Yeah, so he goes on to explain that he knows both of them are armed. I know they're both armed. I know they both own weapons. They both have weapons? Yes. Have you known them on the stream?

No, no, and I will say that. I know he owns guns. I just don't, I haven't seen him pull anything out. I know the guy inside the house, absolutely he owns guns, and has shown them on stream. So he goes, both of them are armed guns. Armed. Are they showing them on the live stream? No. No. There's there hasn't been any guns. More like this guy's just yelling about who could tell jokes better. But I know they both own guns. You think Chad owns guns? Chad barely owns a car that works. He owns a gun. I remember that when Chad tweeted out a photo of a gun and said he was going to purchase it. Oh, right. But he's also a compulsive liar and has nothing else to do with his time. So that doesn't make purchases. No, it's not making purchases.

I was going to steal a gun, but I got busted sealed vodka, so I didn't get around to the gun store. I got a cool blender. All right, so then Derek shows how stupid he is. This annoys the hell out of me, and not just because I'm a Florida resident, as you all know, a very proud Florida resident. Everyone thinks the laws in Florida are completely different than everywhere else in the country. I know how you guys are in Florida. Change your grand law.

Okay. I know, I just worry the guy is going to come out of this out. Someone's getting shot today, so I don't want to do that. I know the stand-your-ground laws work in Florida. You obviously don't. If you can just go out and shoot anyone who's on your property or walking down the sidewalk, producer Joe would have shot 30 people by now. That's not how stand-your-ground laws work.

Come out here and tell jokes. Dance, motherfucker! Derek's such a retard. I can't believe that he's really trying to escalate the situation. by being like they're both armed. I'm a feeling he's going to come out and shoot at this guy. Like, he wants a SWAT team coming in, propelling in from helicopters.

Also, it's not this individual's first phone call. She knows he sounds insane. Yeah. Yeah. She has had it very well. It's true. He's doing that classic move that even stuttering John does of like, we're in this together.

You're on my side. I get how it is in Florida. You and me, First Amendment, blah, blah, blah. Let's just get rid of that one guy I don't like and leave the other one alone. Please, thank you. God, the worst part about this, Quad comes off so poorly, making this phone call. And, you know, it just leaked, like I said, last night on Tuki Soup. Tuki played it.

But I guess Quad, Fathers, been telling people that he made this call, and that's why the FOIA request was made. And it makes Quad look terrible where we forget that Chad not only did this, but all. Also, it was proven from the police report that came out, lied about being confronted with the police. Chad said that he had a conversation with the police who showed up there, but the police report shows the police came and Chad was already found and never found him. He had already left. So the story should be, wow, Chad lied again to try to make it look like he's cooler than he actually is. Instead, the story is, wow, Quadfather's a fucking lunatic. What is wrong with this idiot?

Last clip, really short one. Can I be anonymous, please? Oh, yeah. I know. Can I be anonymous, please? Please. Please. And he called into Tuki last night.

And so Tuki's like, dude, you had to know this was coming out. You know, why would you make this phone call? Right. And, you know, Quad tried to pretend that, like, no, I just said, make me anonymous. I don't want people's, my phone number. Like, he was acting like he knew this was going to come out. But he didn't. Because he wanted to be anonymous.

He didn't want people to know that he was making. this phone call and he was insistent during this call with tokey that he was very fearful for chad's life that makes zero sense he really thought there was going to be a firefight come on that's why he took a dig at him being a comedian while he was trying to save his life he's a comedian not a good one not a funny one there's a man outside a house he's telling lies you're right quad man fucking get a lot

I mean I gotta say you know Aaron Imhole tells people to touch grass and shit yeah there's one guy

who just needs a hobby I know it's tough when you're quadipolee chick probably probably not ice skating and stuff but

it's got to be something else you could do then watch these live streams get so wrapped up in them yes

and when he comes back and says he was drunk can we all not accept that as an answer yes good point

although he didn't make excuses for himself so I'll give him that When he called it to Tuki, he did not make excuses for himself. He kind of just fussed up to what he had done. And I'm proud of Tuki for, after all that, finally saying that he might start to sort of maybe look at Quad in a new light a little bit after this.

I thought that was very brave of him. Right. Yeah. That was an amazing conclusion that he came to with that. All right. We have a lot more to get to. I have an update. You got to show, you got to show Aaron.

You got to show Aaron. This is the best. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. I was so happy about an Aaron free show, but this, this, this is worth it. I almost forgot. This is Aaron's reaction to what we just heard. I mean, it's a guy who literally might not have a functioning fucking brain cell in his head

and he's so obsessed with trying to get to 100 viewers on a fucking YouTube stream that he'll break the law and do really stupid shit. Look at the look he's given. Aaron is obsessed with getting viewers on his YouTube stream and broke the law and did really stupid shit. Is that the takeaway from this one? How ironic. That's it. That's all.

That's the takeaway. All right. That's all I got. Good stuff, Aaron. Aaron's been trying to bait us into talking about him lately. He's getting real desperate. Nothing doing. It's funny because this little piggy was off last week.

So it's been almost two weeks to do this little piggy. He's like, oh, jeez. Yeah, he's like getting really upset. He's trying to tell everyone that we have, our viewers are fake or something like that. Or he has more viewers than it looks like. Or who even knows what he's in desperation mode as far as what's going on. Let's get into this thing. So Ethan Klein, H3H3 fame.

Ethan Klein had a show for a little while with Hassan Pike And Hassan Pike and Ethan Klein are both horrendous people People you can't possibly root for But they're also very popular and they make a lot of money And they have a lot of followers and they're streamers And they do a good job Ethan Klein changed a lot. He used to do a lot of reaction videos and very similar things to WATP

Watching other shows and stuff and making fun of them His show's gotten very dry and serious and we've covered him a bit on this channel. Well, he decided to set a little trap for the fans of Hassan Pike and the minions who go out there and do his bidding. And so he created this video that he dropped. And he knew that this video that was going to call out Hassan was going to be sniped or viewed by other channels. and played without any transformative content, which would infringe on Ethan Klein's copyright.

So he copyrights the video, puts it out, and then a couple of people took debate. And Casey Tron, so with her, the complaint alleges that she spent the entire stream in a highly inebriated state, offering only blank stares, occasional profanity, and fart noises. At times, the complaint alleges Casey Tron,

is not even conscious. We played this on the show back in July. Lucy Tightbox was on talking about this lawsuit and how it really was a trap because Ethan Klein knows how fair use works. He's worked, he's been in lawsuits based on fair use internet laws in the past, which has been great for guys like us. He's kind of helped pave the way that we can have reaction videos and play clips of other

people's shows. And so he's like, well, these idiots don't know. understand how this works. So I'll just set them up. I'll put this video out. They won't be able to help themselves. And not only did they show the videos on their channels, Twitch streams, YouTube, whatever, but they were bragging about the fact that, hey, watch it over here. They're posting on subredits, watching on my channel, because everyone wants to watch it. Watch it on my channel. He won't get a dime for it. And you can give money to me, and it'll be great.

So just like making it very obvious that they're breaking the law. And actually, I have a couple clips that we played back in July of Casey Tron, one of the dumbest streamers you'll ever see in your life. And this is her showing she's not taking it very seriously. This case concerns a group of... This is after she

found out she was sued. So she was very brazen when she was playing this and just kind of like letting a play. Smoking weed. Smoke and weed the whole time and fart noises and the stuff. So then she gets served with this lawsuit and this is how she responds.

This case concerns a group of viewing session what like that sounds dirty doesn't it like I don't know like I'm just like I'm just too like in tune to like the gay culture and like I've seen what they're talking about on sniffies and stuff and this just sounds dirty like it's like I don't like I'm not doing anything like that like what are they talking about um good stuff Casey Trum yeah wow she really has a dumb individual. Just another drunk at the bar. Yep, just a slab. But also, you get served a lawsuit by a multimillionaire. You should take that a little bit seriously. Now, if you get served a lawsuit by a drunk in Florida, he can have a little bit of fun with it, sure. But, you know, Ethan Clyde comes

after you and he set this trap for you and you fell for it. And your response is just like, hey, what is this even about? Sounds dirty. It sounds stupid. I think jokes about it. And she continues on. I understand that Ethan is mad at me or whatever, and that's all fine and good. But, like, what concerns me is, like, all of these in cells that are, like, joining in on it, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, you know what I mean? Like, does he not see, like, these insult people attacking me? And it's like, what does that say for him? Like, why do all these incels agree with him that are so hateful to me?

like why are they being what Ethan is not mad at you stay over there please suing you what I think that he seems mad at me and I don't really know why so she's playing up to her audience and one of the things that she does is she's playing the victim card all the time she's always concerned about in cells because you know they all want to fuck that slob it's like I'll stay a virgin it's fine I'm good I'm actually good over here so that was her you know, doing her usual

shtick of all these incells and Ethan Klein's mad at me and all that stuff. Well, fast forward to December and we find out that, lo and behold, Casey Tron has been the first to settle. So we'll see what happened with Denims

and Frogan, but she was the first one. Okay. So first of all, my intention of this statement is not to blame Ethan Klein or accuse him of malicious conduct, so please refrain from making any hateful posts about him. If he believes he has a copyright claim, he is entitled to pursue it. My intention is to shed some light on the financial strain. This is causing me and my family, and also why I made

a settlement offer to Ethan. So when this lawsuit began, it was unclear how myself and my family we're going to survive this. It is only due to the unbelievable generosity of others that I have been able to afford to afford the devastating financial effects of this lawsuit. I will forever be grateful for the kindness and support that I've received during this dark time in my life. We have raised just over $49,000 on my GoFundMe. I have also contributed another $5,000 from various marathons and fundraising, bringing the total up to $5,000. $54,000. All of these funds were deposited into a separate bank account that I opened exclusively for legal expenses. None of these funds have been used for any personal expense. They have been

used exclusively for my legal fees. These funds are not going to last much longer, given the needs of the litigation and the work that is being done to defend against Ethan Klein's lawsuit. In September, I made a settlement offer to Ethan for $17,500. This offer was a offer, which is a offer was publicly revealed by Ethan to his Instagram followers. The settlement offer that I made was in no way, shape, or form an attempt to make a payday. It was because the looming threat of financial ruin is a stress that I would not wish on to anyone. My mother, father, and sister all struggle with disability and housing instability.

All right. And then it goes to know what was me. So she makes a settlement offer and she explains, look at, I'm trying to translate. for Casey Tron is a very dim-witted individual. Good luck. I know. Basically what she's saying here is, look, we've raised a lot of money. But continuing to fight this is going to cost even more money.

And he can drain me and my family's poor and it's already tough. So I made an offer back in September of 17-5 to have this all go away. And she wanted that to be quiet because she was bragging about like, oh, you can't sue me for shit. I'm the best. And she makes, you know, puts a bag on her face. Well, apparently, the offer of 17.5 wasn't enough. Ethan wanted a little bit more than just the money that she was offering in order to settle.

And so on December 1st, there was a contingent put into place of an apology. And so she had to make a public apology. This was actually posted on DaBler's Anonymous today. And this is Ethan reacting to her apology. I'm being dead serious. Please do not. The lawsuit was not frivolous. When I said the lawsuit was frivolous and based on misogyny, it was to garner sympathy, protect my own reputation, and retaliate against the clines.

This lawsuit has given me a greater understanding of copyright protection. People's copyrights and the importance of protecting copyrights in the online content creation community. It is important for the entire content creation community to respect the intellectual property rights of other creators, and I will adhere to the lessons I've learned throughout this process going forward. I also want to make clear that I did not receive any support, financial or otherwise, from Hassan Piker. Hassan never even reached out to me privately to offer words of support. Speaking honestly, I found his indifference to my suffering hurtful, especially after he

hinted he might help me behind the scene. It felt like he wanted to receive credit from the public for him helping me without providing any. This is just a giant w for Ethan Clyde making her read this and all of a sudden she can read

and it's coherent pretty incredible all of a sudden it's just like yeah we will see you for all you got unless you read this very specifically

and intelligently we want to hear it articulate please for us as to the go fund me money to the extent there are any remaining funds after I pay my

attorney's fees I have agreed to pay the remaining funds to the clients wow that's big so she got as she mentioned $54,000 I mean it was like $49,000 from GoFundMe so she was getting all these people who are Hassan Piker fans and hate Ethan Klein support they're like here's money to fight the case and she took that money and gave it to

Ethan Klein oh that's a pretty big W for H3A3 and again I don't like this guy I think Ethan Klein's a garbage being but I think he this was magnificent and And he's got two more to go. He's got two more of these lawsuits to go on that. How do those guys feel? Oh, could you imagine if you're denims right now? Watch this going, oh, fuck. The funds will not go to anyone else, including denims or Frogan, to defend their lawsuits.

That's amazing. For the record, I have agreed to cooperate with the clients in their litigation against the H3 snark mods for promoting my live stream to the extent that I am able. I will offer my support, including testifying under oath to everything I have just stated. So that's kind of interesting. I don't know how far that's going to go, but basically they're also trying to sue the mods on this subreddit that push all of the shit that's anti-H3, H3, whatever. I don't want to get too far into it. Then we're talking about Palestine and Israel. Again.

Yeah, that's enough. To help their cause. I also want to take the opportunity to acknowledge. other misconduct and bad behavior I have exhibited online. For example, weaponizing the death of Asmond Gold's mother was inexcusable.

I should know better because I have three disabled people that rely on me. Moving forward, I will do better. I also want to apologize to the crew of the H3 podcast, particularly A.B. and Olivia. Yeah.

I apologize for calling them cowards for not quitting their jobs. That was a shameful attack on two people who deeply care about Palestine and Palestinian people. Maybe, along with his wife, Lena, have done more than I have ever done for the Palestinian people. What is that at her face? Oh, is that egg? Oh, yeah, that's, that's, I know. I would like to crack these eggs on my face. Wow.

Including raising over $100,000 in charity. Yeah. I recognize that they have actually made Palestinian lives better, and my online antagonism and trolling has not. Yeah. I apologize to Ethan and Hila personally. I have said extremely mean and cruel things about both of them, particularly my misogynistic attacks against Hila that never should have been said. I also want to acknowledge the pervasive problem of anti-Semitism and leftist spaces.

It should concern all of us. I condemn it and will not participate in it. To that end, I wish the client's success in enforcing 10 entertainments copyright and protecting the legal rights of online content. creators. That's the best case you tried video I've ever seen. Are we done here?

Yeah, exactly. Does she even know what she just said? Who knows? No. We're not even compute with her. For those just listening, it was great to watch Ethan take this all in like a king, just having it wash over him while he's making his coffee, hearing his subjects apologize to him.

Yeah. It's what you fantasize about when you bring the lawsuit in the first place. I was just thinking about how great it would be to see John in some black room with no lights I know that they didn't post my audio book I understand what transformative content is

Carl and Shulie did not actually take the couch cushions We could be here all day But should we start writing it out It's my turn now That just do it is a homophobic slur Okay We gotta make an AI video

I wasn't really writing anything for the Super Bowl. I meant Pacific Time when I said Eastern Time. I knew there would never be a one-man show. I knew I'd never take the else that said I just wasted you time, Judy. I'm so sorry. Please don't sue me, Judy. I think Carl's pool is cool. Carl is a better guitarist than I will ever have a ball.

That's what I'm writing to put in there I didn't play the solos on my album It was Bill Titus Atlantic Records insisted I'd not play guitar at all And I never graduated from NYU I went but I didn't graduate I thought Stern would take me on for the future

And it was getting me I'm so sorry Cool Okay Fantastic All right, Bill Byrd did a show Monday morning, as he's ought to do. And our buddy, Adam Bush, was checking it out. Where do we begin, sir? Right at the top with his high energy intro.

That's Billy for you. He's got all the voices. He's always into it. Hey, what's going on? It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. December 1st, 2025. What's going on? How are you?

Oh, I got up there. Ah, yeah. How are you? How's it going? How is your day going? Does he think people are listening going? Pretty good, Bill. Thanks for asking, man.

It's going out with you. I hate that. I hate the, how are you doing? Well, you can't answer you as a group or individually, Bill. You're on your own. You're going to have to bring something to the table when you start your podcast. Yeah. Asking it into the void is one thing.

I think of Tom Myers asking it to a panel for five people aren't going to answer anyway. How are you doing? How was your day? He does it every time, too. So you thought that was exciting. He really kicks it into overdrive when he finds a topic. You know what I mean? He just sit here and it's December 1st and it's fucking 81 degrees out in Los Angeles.

These fucking, I will tell you this. Oh, I am on one. Ooh, Billy's on one. These fucking local weather people. I don't know what. Yeah, he doesn't know what. Just leave it there. All right.

I only visited L.A. a few times, but to even need weather people, when it rains like, what, five times a year? Normally, it's just sunny and pleasant. What's his problem with weather people? I don't care. I didn't even listen farther than that. Fair enough. I'm just curious. Like, I can understand if you get stuck in a blizzard on the way back from the Bills game, that's happened to me a few times.

Like, that sucks. Then you're like, what the fuck? I wish I would have known about this, but. It's pretty consistent out here. I don't know what he's upset. about, and I don't really care. But it's not his fault if he can't focus. Check this out. Anyway, I just lost my whole train of thought. You know, at some point I'm going to realize with my ADD, I cannot, I repeat, I cannot have a TV on in the background, but it is what it is.

I'll tell you, I'm starting to like my, I fucking play drums, flow helicopters, road motorcycles and all that. Like the shit that I hear now, I heard the beginning of this podcast, I thought the guy said, hey, it's Adam and Eve in the broadcast booth and I'm going like, Adam and Eve, what is this the fucking 700 Club? What am I watching here? Good stuff. Mm-hmm. Do you

want to know what it really was? Do you want to guess? Drew Breeze? Let's go to the videotape. All right. And then they cut to them. It was Adam and Drew Breeze. It's just like, oh. You're on the board, Carl.

Holy shit. This guy, he goes, I can't watch television. I get distracted too easily. But what are you going to do? Turn off the television. It's right in front of you. You almost answered your own question a second ago. It is what it is.

TV's on. People use that phrase to describe, like, horrible things they just can't wrap their minds around that have no explanation that you can't do anything about. You know, like him and the TV that's on in front of him. At least he's addressed it and we know it won't happen again. as he tries to rekindle that old flame he used to have and dive into those serious topics he's known for. Oh, good. When that Luigi thing happened last year, man, like over a year ago, I was hoping that that was an organized hit and that CEOs were finally whacking other CEOs.

And it just turned out that it wasn't the case. Anyway, and that's another Panthers first down. Look at that. Look at that. I'm just going right down the goddamn field. God damn it All right So Billy loves two things

CEOs are getting murdered And Panthers picking up a first down CEOs murdering each other Yeah that that was a weird thing too CEOs are busy people I don't know if they're putting hits in You got a 4 o'clock Yeah I know I know

First I have to talk to the hit man I might be late Hold my calls It is what it is Carl Nothing you can do about it Nothing you can do about it now Okay so that's him and he's distracted Here's what happens when he has time

to focus and really get to the point of what he's trying to say. This next couple of clips are all tied together as he tries to grapple with something. Maybe you can figure out what. It used to be like nerds when nerds, they nerded off with each other. They put on mascot uniforms and they had their little fuck-off parties in the middle of a dungeon and dragon game. I mean, that's how they did it. And then somewhere along the line, a laptop got invented, websites got invented,

and then online shopping. and and I don't know what happened. Everything's just, everything went to like three people. Oh, okay. Yep, I see where he's going with this. It's the corporations man. And he's not wrong.

I said, I don't want to sit here and act like there aren't some. I worked on the internet back when a website like EBOB's World can be one of the top 10 websites in the country. Here we go. Let me tell you what's going on now. There's no fucking way. There's three companies that whatever. So Bill's worried about that.

Yeah, I was going to say you want a music bed for this? Shut up. All right. So I see where he's going with us. I have to believe that he saw our video from last week. Okay. Because I took him the task for saying something that I thought was so out of touch and offensive. And for some reason, he chooses to come back next week and say the exact opposite thing.

And then talk about that in depth. about how it's his point of view. Listen to this. Wow. Okay, you can't sit on your hands in this business. You can't sit on your hands in any business right now with the way these nerds are, you know, remember how nerds, you know, they used to get fucking picked up on in the sandbox and they take their toy and going home.

They're doing that with entire businesses. And instead of going home with the toy, they're taking all the money and they're sticking into their front pocket and they're walking away. And then they're just saying, oh, the business is shrinking. Yeah, right into your fucking pocket, you greedy cunt. Huh. Yeah, I'm confused. Now, Mrs. Pat was complaining that there's not as many jobs on the last episode.

And he said, no, there's just a few people with all the... He says that that's a lie. The business isn't shrinking. Right. The business is bigger than ever. We're making more money than we ever have. What shrinking is the amount of people getting paid to do that. Right.

That's what shrinking. And she was like, yes, that's what we mean when we say the business is shrinking. And he laughed her off and went on to the next thing. And now he's saying the business is shrinking and no one has jobs anymore. And we got to do something about that because it's all being held by these three people. That was you yesterday, Bill. I don't know who this is today. Oh, wow.

Listen to this. Here's this quote from last week. You know, creating like a revenue stream outside of the considering how this business is shrinking, which isn't, it's like as big as it's ever been, what has shrank is the amount of people actually getting paid to be in it. Yeah. Okay. So he's confused of what's. going on here. He thinks the CEOs are taking all

the money, but then they're also tanking their own companies and the businesses are shrinking and so they have less money? Yeah, he's just flipping the other side. The business is shrinking. He was taking to mean, we're all doing fine. The business isn't

shrinking. There's more TVs than ever. Now, today he's saying, the business is shrinking. We're running out of jobs. These nerds are taking all the jobs. We got to do something and listen to him. Keep going with this. Fucking nerds. Yep. Behind the politicians are these nerds

that have swallowed up whole businesses. And behind those nerds, okay, are the oil companies and the pharmaceuticals. And behind those people is the Federal Reserve. And behind those people is the blue bloods that evidently go around the ocean in a giant armada that doesn't show up on any radar. They just sail around the world,

running shit. Where's the Saudi royal family work into this equation? I'm just curious. We're going to start talking about who's controlling the world and all of the assets. I feel like that's in there. You know what I hate about this version of Bill Burr?

I hate it because he's not wrong. He's just not specific enough for it to mean anything. Yeah. Like anyone can listen to Alex Jones for three weeks and spout all of the shit about globalists and the Federal Reserve. Do you even know what that means, Bill? I could talk in generality.

about politics and you know who that would sound like opi opi yes it's big pharma is what the problem is that's right carl did you know why nope i don't trust any of them right exactly but this is this is what we saw in stuttering john when his enemies at some point just become a them yes and that's what he's doing it unfortunately that's how people get like roped up into you know vans that they don't belong in let's say like you can't just what is a nerd to you what does that mean because i don't remember these fuck off parties nobody invited me to any of them and i'm definitely a nerd so who are we talking about here check out this next one see this is what you do you try to get people that you like work okay and considering the nerds are swallowing up show business and everybody has to do

commercials now you know i'm going to look out for people that i like not funny there's nothing funny that's that's what mrs pat was trying to tell you which is why the next thing she said was, how about I open for you, Bill? Right. And you were like, great idea. Let's do that. You're like, why are you saving miles? Why are you doing all this stuff? Why are you paying for your own special? That's why, Bill,

what you just said. I'm also confused about so he's not blaming Hollywood for the entertainment business failing. He's blaming whatever nerds are. Yep. No, the blue bloods. It's the blue bloods that are

out on the water world. How are they doing that? Have you seen that Kevin Costner movie? You need to catch up. How the hell are they doing that? That doesn't even make sense to me. All right. I don't know what he's talking about. He doesn't know either.

Go back to watch the game. What's Carolina doing, huh? They pick up a field go, or are they able to punch it in? I kind of, that was the only time I wish the game was on so he could just stop and be distracted because he's got nowhere to land. He's searching for an enemy here. But, you know, people use Apple Pay. It's stupid. The same people that use Apple Pay are going to use those driverless cars.

They're so dumb. They're such stupid fucking people. They just don't think. Fasing out cash, Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you doing? Now they're going to, in the future, they're going to know every fucking transaction you ever did. And then they're going to fuck you even harder on taxes. And when you bitch about it online, you're going to get into your own driverless car. And the doors are going to lock.

And it's going to take you to go get fucking reeducated. It's a police car. It's your own private police car. And you're going to be microchipped, and you're going to be in the fucking car. And they'll just press a button, and it will drive you to them to begin the torture. I'm sorry, re-education process. All right. Getting a little crazy here.

We're talking Thanksgiving, though. Relax, right? Okay. I mean, first off, sounds horrible. This world is describing, but could it be like a flying car? Because that'd be cool. You know what I mean? We promised flying cars for so long now.

And now my car drives itself, I kind of don't mind driving myself. That's fine. But it flew. I wouldn't go into the precinct every now. again yeah you know for when i didn't think i was going like oh shit a little pickup game yeah oh yeah get some two on two going some crib exactly he's on this microchip any powers anything cool see this is the thing it's like you can have this conspiracy like sam tripley or any of these guys you can have this kind of conspiracy talk and stuff like that but the way that bill is and like

presenting this is not for anyone it's if you're if you're not following this train of thought you're just like wait apple pay turns into self-driving cars and you're in jail and social credit score and he didn't even bring that up and yeah yeah this is yeah of course this is probably all happening and we need to find it's all true right we just went wrong with that but it's like can you go into depth on like what you're seeing and how that's happening or the players that are doing this not just nerds or blue bloods like maybe explain who's behind it and what the goal is and what's happening and i don't know maybe the saudi's bring them up figure out what they're this started because he said if you criticize your government

online, this is what's going to happen. Yeah. Do you know there's a place where that's happening right now? There's a place in 2014. People are in prison for tweets against the government. And he's talking about this future dystopian fantasy. He literally said, this was his words, at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. He said they were playing for this big theater of people, or I don't know, maybe it was an arena or something.

And he says, and the royalty, the government officials were all in the front row. to make sure we didn't say anything we weren't supposed to. And he loved that. It was top three experiences his entire life. He loved the Riyadh Comedy Festival. He doesn't bring that up anymore. Couldn't get enough of that. And now he's talking about the fact that, like, yeah, they're going to take away your speech.

And if you do the wrong thing or say the wrong thing, take you to a gulag. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why people are criticizing you for taking their money. You know, just like Quadfather says, freedom of speech, or whatever, First Amendment. Or whatever. It makes sense. When you said that people were being thrown in jail for their tweets, I thought you were talking about Great Britain.

But you were actually talking about Saudi Arabia. I was talking about Saudi Arabia. I was, in fact. I tried to keep up. Well, he tries to lighten up here on this next one with a fun ad read. Quo is the number one business phone system. Built for 2025. Not 1995.

Am I right, people? Sorry, I'm still in stand-up mode. rated the top chucks for the customer he can't turn it off carl i've seen a stand-up that's not what he does it's not stand-up mode at all i have a theory on this i've mentioned it before i was actually talking to adam earlier today and uh i'm pretty sure bill hates doing his podcast and wants out because he has these sponsors they've signed these contracts and so he's just on there saying things that will turn everybody off being obnoxious watching football during it doing a terrible job with the ad reads so eventually there's like yeah your

viewership's way down we're not getting your promo codes coming in anymore can we cancel this contract I guess I invite you to please cancel this contract that'd be great he's like Prince he's going to start writing the number of years of podcasts he has left on yes on its face I mean it's the only explanation other than like what Howard Stern's doing it's like he's Howard's trying to be, you know, dangerous and find, you know, risky stuff, but he doesn't know what that means. So he's like, lady boys, that's wild, right? Bill's trying to find enemies, but he can't get too specific about anything. So it's just turning into like, you like conspiracies, right?

Well, what if there's, and he's just trying to give them what he wants with no meaning or purpose behind it? That's what people wanted, Bill. It was the meaning and the purpose, not this shit. Right. So does he finally get to his emails? yeah oh yeah and he's not afraid of controversy because that's one of the things like bill's show used to be about like reading emails and answering people's questions it kind of went away after the rea comedy festival money it's back baby and he steps right into the fire um and that's and what's with people showing up to others houses in sweatpants i agree i didn't grow up in a buttoned-up no pun intended household we were middle of the ground when it came to a lot of things but at least up until at the age of My mom made us dress nice When we were going to our grandparents' house

One set of cousins would show up looking like slabs You don't need a suit and tie But at least wear something you wouldn't wear On a sick day Thanks for hearing me out, go fuck yourself You know what, I agree with a lot of that Why would you read that email? That's so boring Yep

What a boring hack Let's take some questions from the room now What do you think about going to your friend's house and sweatpants? Shut the fuck out. Anyone else have a question? And how about these girls at grocery stores wearing their PJs? All right. Good stuff. Don't get me started on these weathermen.

I was listening to Blind Mike, I think, was talking about Bill Burr podcast because he's been a listener for a long time. And he was saying, I don't know if it's a coincidence or if they're just curating these questions in the email segment, but no one is writing in from the U.S. anymore for these questions for Bill. It's all people overseas. He probably aren't as outraged by him taking $1.6 million from the Saudi government. That makes perfect sense.

It probably helps, yeah. And what you were saying about him tanking his podcast might be true if you listen to this next one. Anyway, how much fucking time have I done here? 20 minutes plus 29. Oh, God. We're up to 50 minutes. Just like that, dude. Just like fucking that.

All right. So now we are into December. Have a December to remember. Go online and buy a bunch of fucking shit. You don't need. That's another opiism right there. Opie's always thinking that as long as time is going by, the show is happening. I thought he's going into an ad read trying to get fired.

But, yeah, that very much just thinking like, I've done 50 minutes, therefore we've had a good podcast. And he hates it. He really does. You see those comments up there? this guy used to be hilarious said what happened how do you manage to have less goodwill with your fans than anthony cumia wow uh things have changed in 2025 haven't that never would have predicted it no wild world we live in it's pretty crazy but bills lived the long life he's had a lot of experience a lot more than most of us so of course he has some good advice like you know if you're going through something you should reach out

talk to people. I always hear that. I used to, you know, when I was younger, I was like, that's fucking gay, right? Yeah, this year, you know, I kind of went through some shit, and I reached out to some people, and I was like, yeah, that does, that actually makes you feel a lot better,

as opposed to just sitting there doing the John Wayne thing. Well, I'm just going to sit here and deal with it myself, you know? That's not the way to go. Because you don't have any answers. and then you come up with the solution, and then that's how that goes, man. It is a slippery goddamn slope. All right, so Monday night football.

Wapap, bop, bha-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. The Patriots versus the Giants. I got a good feeling. Oh, no. He's bored of his own show. He's passing out during it. It had everything in that clip. I loved it so much.

Yeah. The low-cals medley of, do do do do do bullshit advice you know if if you're feeling low or you need something just turn to your network of friends and resources and count on them okay thank you bill yeah some great advice i've never been told that before good stuff all right anyway sing song sing song football's coming up sports talk 52 minutes we're good yeah yep and right right we're in time unbelievable all right well i'm glad you're uh keeping on the beat of bill burr want keep an eye on him in his podcast because I think

it's not long for this world. I think it's not long for this world based on what I'm saying. I just found it. How can it go so soon? I know. Isn't that sad? Yeah. Well, I won't miss it. But he is playing at Cerritos and I think might have to go to that one. Oh, great. Put it on

the WATP credit card. Sounds good, yes. Christian Blatt and I are going to have a field trip and we're going to see what he has to say. These fucking employees are men with power. There's all these plans behind my back and then they just send me an expense report afterwards like oh okay yeah wish you were here i'm glad labrard mystic was extra generous no problem don't go off to billy burr go see whatever you want guys have fun um

you got drinks afterwards i didn't say drinks what is this the most expensive shit only you got to pickwick pub we don't make pickwick pub money around here asshole all right let's talk about this akash sing story that's been going on for a couple of weeks now, and we haven't addressed it on WATP. There hasn't been a lot of podcasting about it, but a ton of YouTube videos about it. Basically, what we're seeing here is Akash Singh. He's a co-hosts for Flagrant, Flagrant hosted by Andrew Schultz. And before it was the co-host on this show, Flagrant, which is very popular.

They have 2 million subscribers on YouTube. Flagrant does. Their shows get 500, 600,000 views each. Before he was on that, he was on like some MTV. shows and he just kind of he bounced around on television a little bit did some stuff and then um had some downtime he's a stand-up comic had some downtime started working with andrew shultz andrew shultz brought him in been doing very well and he famously married he's an indian man he married this woman jasmine who's an indian woman and he would talk about the fact that

they were both their each other's first loves first lovers uh they were they were they were virgins when they got together and then they got married and it's an incredible love story and she's she's attractive and he's very proud of her well jazleen's been making him look like a little bitch a lot lately jazleen wants to get famous she's got a tic-tok she's on a podcast now with some other broad talking about nonsense and on this podcast she's bragged about being a slut in college she's talking about oh she misses the days of pop and her pussy for all the white frat guys she's saying that she's saying things just to humiliate him like yeah you know my money is my money but akash's money is our money so she's spending his money she's obviously materialistic

um kash is always buying her stuff taking her on vacations she's never kissing him like you see all of these videos where akash goes in for a kiss and she turns her head and it's like ugh that's not a oh she's being playful again oh it's not a good luck you know it's just It looks like she's not into him at all. There's even a video I saw where he's like giving her a second engagement ring because I guess he has more money now or something. It's a dumb sum thing to do, but it happens. And she even like he gives her this ring.

She's like, oh, wow. And he goes in for her kiss and she's like, uh, you know. And then people are showing videos of her making out with her dog. So like, well, she's no problem with the dog coming up. But a gosh gets, gets nothing. You can watch. There are, when I tell you, there are millions. millions and millions of views like too lazy to try he's put him like any of these big channels

been putting out videos who are documenting this in fact crack amico even made a song parody about it ripping this guy to shred so he is the laughing stock of the comedy internet world i guess you would say i don't know how to define it but um a lot of people have been giving him a lot of shit because of what jasmine's been saying on her social media and her podcast um this was actually covered very recently on the Drew Lane show. My buddy Drew had our friend Dave Landau on the show

and they're always funny so I thought I'd play a little bit of this before we get into the episode of Flagrant from today. This is, I've been looking even more into it. It turns out, Andrew Schultz has been quoted as saying a number of times he knows that she hates him. Yeah. Now he's

his, he's the host of the show Akash is on. Flagrant. I mean, that's not good. And Schultz is not going to just ignore this. He can't. No, well, she hates her husband. Yeah, she does. That's right.

She's got to hate Andrew. Of course. To make a career out of it, I mean, that's a new twist. Right. Like, it's one thing to dress your husband down in private, like we all have to deal with. But wouldn't you have a word with her and be like, listen, you can't do that, you can't make me look like a complete bitch as part of your entire Instagram? Right.

But isn't it a money? making venture so uh yeah she's trying to she's trying to make in fact she said i got 37 000 views for my podcast for cucking her husband so 37 000 views versus my millions i think that's cool you can do that in the yard where you now live i would completely throw her out you know how many women would line up for that club i'd be like here's what we'll do we'll fill the closet with your talent oh look there's room for everything um yeah and akash you know he's done pretty well for for himself. He could do so much better. I think he thinks

she's so hot and she's a virgin. He's not a virgin. No, she's not a virgin. She said that she was popping her pussy for white boy frats. Does she not know that he's been talking about the fact that they were virgins a hundred times? I mean, that's part of the problem is that he's been

talking about this too. Yes. Bragging about it. He's like, yeah, I stayed celibate until my late 30s like it was a choice. Yeah. Very funny to hear those guys talking about. Actually, I want to put it a little bit more. I think Drew gets into a little bit more of this.

He's been following this pretty closely. How does he have so much money? I'm asking you only because you know the world of comedy better. Is he making a ton of money on that podcast? I mean, I know Schultz is. I mean, he's doing the road to, like, sold out giant theaters. I mean, he's probably making $80,000 a weekend. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, he's probably making a fortune. I didn't know he's that big. He's that huge. Um, I looked into him, I guess. Yeah, that's the thing about now is you looked into him, you guess. Yeah, yeah. Just not very deeply. Well, that's why, like, now you don't even have to be, like, I don't have to know you to make that kind of money.

You just have to have that cult following. Sure. So I think because if you're Schultz adjacent and he's the one behind you, yeah, I'm sure he's making millions. I mean, look at his house. So he's doing very well on the flagrant podcast, very popular show. Andrew Schultz, of course, also was at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. And we played a little bit of him when he came back from that. when I was on Drew's show not too long ago.

So, yesterday on Twitter, we get a little tease from Andrew Schultz. The Flagrin is finally coming back. Everyone's been talking about this, and we've been waiting for Flagrant to come back so that Akash can address this. He said a few things on stage, a comedy class people have recorded. I heard Blind Mike playing some of those clips on Sunday and talking about that, but really no one's, like, interviewed him about it, or they haven't talked to his wife, Jezlene and him together.

And so this is the tease that they put out on Twitter. Harkash, look, I love you. But we have to talk about it. New episode of Flake Red Tomorrow. So I saw that. And Drew and I were texting about it. And I'm like, oh, this acting is terrible. this is going to be a train wreck

just the fact they're trying to make it seem like this is going to be this dramatic thing like we're going to get to the bottom of this guys don't worry we're going to hold his feet to the fire he's not going to like it but this is the tough medicine

that he needs tough medicine a phrase it's not sure tough love I don't know so fast forward to this afternoon and finally flagrant drops and we get to see

how they're going to handle this The name of this episode is the Akash Singh situation just got worse. Tonight on Flagrant, the truth will be revealed. Marriages will be shattered. Friendships destroyed. Nothing will be the same again. Our guest, once a beloved comedian, has spent the last couple weeks being destroyed,

disrespected. He's been dragged through the mud, and he couldn't even take out that tiny little of his and stuff it inside for his own pleasure. give it up for our friend here to tell his side of the story Akash Singh Brother, thank you so much for being here

Thank you for having me You can't imagine what you've been going through the last few weeks Tell us what's been on your mind What's been on your heart I'm so glad you asked me man It's been really hard for me For me

Hard for you? Oh my God Oh my God Jacqueline Singh is in the building. She wants vengeance. Security is here. Security is stopping her. The Puntled.

All right. It's already so bad. It's already so bad. So here you have the wife come out and there's little people, security guards. And it's looking like chaos. There's cameras moving around and breaking glass sound effects. That alligator is wearing sunglasses. What are we doing?

What are we doing here, guys? Dave Landau was right about her talent. Dave Landau was right about her talent. Definitely wouldn't fill a closet. She can't even keep a straight face. She's trying to be like angry and fighting everyone. She's like laughing and giggling about it. She's fucking one of those little people right now.

I know it sucks. Oh, my Lord! David Ryan! This is a podcast of a frat house. What are you doing? Stay back. Tonight, I'm going to tell you a big. Let's just get right into it.

Which frat parties should my daughter avoid? I have a two-year-old daughter. Which frat party should she not go to? All of them. Yeah. What do you think frat parties are? Not sure what you mean by that? All right.

So, the question. The first question that comes up, so they're interviewing Jesleen here. The first question is, can you explain why you were saying you were popping your pussy? Good question. All over these frats? I thought it was just like dancing, getting dressed up, and maybe that was my mistake. So I acknowledge that.

Look at this. Big one. Yeah, the act of getting dressed up, looking fly as hell, wearing a minimum of three-inch heels, preferably higher and dancing your ass off into the three hours of the morning. That was what I was doing. Yeah, this is white people's definition of it. This is what you learn. Guys, what do you think popping pussy is?

You see? The laughing on this show is ridiculous. People can't contain themselves. They're bouncing around. The one guy's holding his face. He can't. The security guys made faces. Yeah.

And they're like, wow. What do you mean? Like a girl getting laid? It's worse than a half. time report. It's brutal. Joey Curseid is not that. Okay? They're doing more than security. That was my bad. That was right.

That was your bad. Give me a call every time. Any time we're worried about anything like that. Yeah, that's what I thought. As a white, I thought Pop and Pousie was just dancing. I thought that was like twerking. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. Well, I knew that that's what you meant.

Yes. Okay. So this is all damage control. and I think they're doing it the wrong way. No one's looking good from this. You have these serious questions that have come up about what's going on with this woman humiliating her husband. She's got a celebrity husband who pays for everything. She does nothing.

She goes on the internet and says all this crazy shit to humiliate them. And she goes on and just goes, ha, I didn't know. And they're like, yeah, you didn't know. Not a serious question about like, did you feel bad about this? Do you wish you had done things differently? I mean, it's crazy. How come all of your careless mistakes are about fucking other dudes? Yeah, right.

All of them consistently. So one of the things that she says that when she misses college, because she would have a white boy roster of guys that she would go through. So that's another question. What do you mean by that? Allegedly, and you can correct me if I'm wrong here, is it true that you said that there was a rotation of guys? A roster.

Roster. Yeah, what does a roster mean to you? What does this mean? You guys have to understand, have you ever heard of the repressed Catholic school girl? Never. I was, yeah, you know. So I was Catholic school was in his living room. Imagine how repressed you was.

I was the repressed Indian girl that I didn't even watch Jersey Shore in high school because I felt it to be too inappropriate. So when I got to college, I'm like, oh my God, I can dress however I want. I can do whatever I want. You can have a roster of fratful. What is a roster mean? So it didn't actually translate to a roster. just meant like two guys I was talking to and flirting with at the same time. That's it.

That's all. And when you say hooking up, I think people think you meant fucking up. I just meant me. Oh, Akasha has to coach her through this. Now, what you meant by a roster is two guys that you were talking to. And what does hooking up mean, honey? We preface us in the car on the way over, right? Give me a kiss, honey.

Yeah. All right. Well, maybe later. Hooking up means maybe holding hands, but not for very long. So it's always misinterpreted. Every single thing. Every single thing. It's crazy.

And always in the same direction. Everything I say is so amplified and hyperbolic because it's so incongruous to who I'm actually, who I actually am as a person. Right. Oh, it's just being the opposite of who I am when I was talking about how I love fucking other guys. And that's why I won't fuck my husband.

She's incongruous, Carl. She's incongruous. Right. So you're saying you're a big old prude. Yeah, literally. All right. Yeah. And they're coaching her through this too. Like, this is insane. I'm telling you, I don't know how Flaggart recovers from this. This is so bad. It's one of those things where, like, everyone's interested in this episode.

Like, oh, wow, what are they going to do? And I haven't even looked at how many views it has. We're up to 239,000. It came out five hours ago. We'll read through some of these comments. I haven't even read through that yet, but I can only imagine how people were responding to this. But first, tell us about how you turn your head every time your husband comes in for a kiss. What's that all about?

Okay. So tell us about the duck. Do you always duck? kisses when they're not people around no not when there aren't people around just when there are people around and i never even know that's worse i never explain yourself i didn't know that i did that so i really sat and thought about it so i think it's a few things i think it's like okay maybe it's like the repressed indian girl thing where it's like i get a little bashful i do get a little shy despite what the internet

thinks. Most Indians do. I'm the exception. Yeah, I think I also get over stimulated because Akash does it a lot. Like, every 30 section. Like a little bit. Yeah. That's why I grabbed your chis. I didn't.

Your mic. Oh, my. Oh, sorry. Okay. I just suck that off of you. Okay. So, so it is a little bit overstimulating for you. Yeah, it, like, regulates him, but it kind of overstimulates me. And, like, the videos people have seen are, like, the proposal videos, they're, like, already overstimulating. Okay, so, so here's the thing that I think is, like, very relate.

I think the relatable thing is not wanting to make out with your partner in front of your entire family. Yes. But most people just do it because they're like, oh, I don't want my partner to feel embarrassed in this moment, even though they're like, ugh. And you're just like, you just feel the, uh. But I do think. But I do think. It is, I do think it's relatable, though, to have that sensation of, like, I don't want to be intimate around my, like, brother, sisters, or mom, dad. Yeah, exactly. I think that is, I think that's relatable to people. Yeah.

But most people just do it and then do a quick one. Like, my wife will just give me, like, a quick smooch and then go back to do this. I never saw our parents kissing ever. So it's, like, so foreign to us. This is a. She hasn't lived in the world long enough, so she doesn't understand what's going on. She sounds pretty American to me. Yeah, her vocabulary is good.

It's fine, well, it's fine. But this whole idea that they're all making excuses for her. She came out and they're all going to be like, yeah, I knew that you were meaning that. Oh, no, no, no, no. My wife hates me too. I mean, yeah, no, it's cool. We all don't get a lot with our wives here. It's great.

What? It's a disarming wall of sarcasm. Like, they are all kidding. And if they keep the laughter and the ha-haz and the arms around, bro, they'll keep revealing. Yeah, that's what happens. happens. But honestly, truly, in a way, yes, that's what happens. They keep revealing themselves and they keep saying all these things because they laugh, like, okay, okay, okay, but you're not attracted to your husband, correct? Like, that's what happened. And she went, oh, no, no, no. And when did you see

your parents pop their pussies? Like, you didn't have an example for that, but you found a way. Yeah, go figure. You figured that part out. It's disarming, but really dark stuff is actually creeping out under here. And I feel like if they were to get serious, it would all stop. They got to keep this going. Well, they don't have to address it this month. I feel like, so you have Akash come back. Can you just do a normal show and do a segment on it if it's really not a big deal? Wouldn't that be the way to do it? They're doing the opposite thing where they're turning it into a giant deal.

Right. By now this is the whole format of the show and Andrew Shultz isn't even sitting in the host seat. He's out the couch with the guys and they're just like, all right, answer all the questions. And then they go, oh, yeah, none of this is real. It's like, I think this is going to go badly for them. We'll get into that in a second. First, I have one more clip from here. Well, yeah, please.

Not to nitpick, but the opening bid is over. Can't they excuse the security? I would think so, but they make those funny faces, though. And it was a lot of little people on the set, right? Yeah. So one thing we do. Come out in, guys. All right, yeah, yeah.

What do you guys can do a cartwheel? That'd be great. Wee. All right. So this is, now they go, well, can you give them a smooch for us on the show here? And this is an example of why this show sucks. It's the overreaction to everything. And I get accused of being a smile talker and sometimes I hamming up a little bit on the show, but nothing.

He's like this all the time, folks. Nothing like this. There we go. Okay. Well, so, yeah. Can we settle something for the internet? Yeah. Will you kiss Al-Cosh right now?

I don't even know if I want to see it. On the lips. Okay. Groove everybody. But it's going to rest my lips. Bring that ass over here. Yeah. It was over there.

How does it feel? How's it feel? Oh, shit. Oh, my shit. It was over stimulating. It was over stimulating. Damn. Cross his leg.

Show. Everyone just went Brendan Shaw up there. Dude, so he turned his head on her, and they all got up off the couch, and ran around the room and the security guy had to be like McCulley Culkin Oh no one knew that was going to happen

Well, spoiler I'm not sure everyone's going to watch this episode Not that we reviewed it But at the end They revisit that after she's gone And they're like dude Did she know you were going to do this? No, I didn't tell her I was going to do that

Like whoa, that was so wild man Like this is the tamest lame as shit I want to back up Because there's something that I noticed After this happens Schultz and the two other guys or one of the other guys jumps off the couch the guy with the popcorn didn't realize

that was in the script so he's like oh we're getting up now and so he gets up and kind of like that's what I would do yeah yeah this is what you would do producer Chris watch just the guy the left with the popcorn he got him he got him gingerly he's like

all right I guess we're getting up except I would still be eating the popcorn So we're all getting up hurt Grandpa's back I don't want to spill this So Adam To your point

I want to gloss over it There's something real to this And they allude to it a few times During the episode Where it's like they've been going through it This these past two weeks They've been on vacation So they've been out of the country

But they're seeing all this happening And they're seeing the crack of songs and all these viral clips and all these YouTubers talking about it. And so I think that they actually are, like, even Akash himself said every time I do a stand-up show these past two weeks, I bring it up first thing because I know that that's the elephant in the room. So it's the first thing I say, I try to get some humor going. And so for them to handle it this poorly, we're just like, ah, this is all stupid, isn't it?

This is great. It's like, here's my prediction. I think flagrant takes a nosedive after this. I think this is a Burt Kreischer or Two Bears One Cave kind of incident where people are just like, oh, fuck this show. I already knew it was kind of faking over the top, but this is just lame. And I don't think that Akash and Jaisaline are going to last that much longer either. I'm going to put that I'm going to put that eight months. Isn't Jaline supposed to be in prison for that whole thing with Epstein and the island?

You know, I understand. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of people who are getting that name wrong. It's not a common one around here So anyway That's the update on... I think it has the vibe of it's not a good podcast I don't know what they're doing normally And it's hard to listen to

But it has the vibe of that scene in swingers When they're trying to like Pump up their friend who's feeling bad It feels like that's all they care about Right Which is a movie And isn't real It's also a scene from a movie

It's not a whole movie Yeah yeah yeah I appreciate that And if you're good at do that with your buddy do that privately not during your show right yeah it's a weird she's like a Megan markle who is like I'll do the interview but I want to be funny can it be funny and they're like we'll make it funny for you you got it as long as you come on and say all that shit now that's a good observation I have a feeling that she's sitting there going what the fuck why are people turning

on me you better fix this you know and he's like I'll talk to Andrew we'll figure out something that we can do yeah because this is I think so. She was, I was texting with Terrible. I was texting with Blind Mike about this

today. And he was saying, we'll see what what happens with her, you know, if she builds an audience from this or something, she's obviously

gotten a lot of publicity. And my thought was, well, she came out on the show and said, yeah, I'm a filthy whore. I was lying to my husband the whole time.

Yeah, she could build a fucking audience. No shit. But instead she just goes, I don't even know popping pussy beads, guys. Swered high heels over here.

It's like, who's the audience for this? Who's going to, who's the audience for this? Who would care? We're just about to call her daddy and she blew the whole spot. You're right, yes.

Do you not know how you get famous on the internet as an attractive woman? I don't even like mine that very much. All right. Well, I was going to set up for your only fans. Moving on. Yeah. Maybe there's another woman. All right.

I take photos shoes right after I get all my clothes out in the morning for my only fans. All right. I'm sure that's for someone. Let's head over to some opie stuff and figure out what's up with him. Front of mine. When the bad, for the bad.

For the bad, for the bad. When last we left him, Opie was not doing very well. No, he was not. He was having a tough go with his mom passing away. I'm on the end scene in, what, seven years? Yep. And so how was he going to rebound from that? Let's find out.

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Paul McCartney. What's your favorite Christmas song, Ron, even though you're Jewish? Jesus Christ, man. I like that he pointed out who wrote the song. You know, the most famous songwriter of our time. You know who that song's by?

Yeah, we know all. I worked at the radio. Yeah. Yep, dick the guy out of radio. Yep. Can't turn it off. Just like Bill Burr, they can't turn off that comedy. So I got to know from this guy, I'm sorry, to bring up your flow.

I've got to know from this guy, Colby. I'll be interested to see if this plays out here. He says, Ron is starting to carry Opie. Opie's losing his podcast to Ron the same way he took a backseat to Anthony and Jim. You can tell Opie talks last. Ron talks more. He's becoming nicer to Ron, almost like he knows he can't push him as far as he used to. Do you agree with that sentiment?

I agree with that 100%. Okay. And that's exactly where the resentment starts to kick in and how the relationship fractures and eventually ends. Yep. We've seen this before, as mentioned. But faster. And broke her. Yeah.

So how was his Thanksgiving specifically? Let's find out. It was nice to stuff myself with turkey and have a good cry. A lot of people reached out, by the way. and I greatly appreciate you. Even haters, even haters reached out about the passing of my mom a, a sad, sad situation. I mourned the passing of my mom many, many years ago. So when she died, I'm like, you know what, this is a piece of cake.

We got this. My wife kept checking in on me, and I'm like, I got this. Oh, weird. Right? Yeah. He likes turkey. Hold on a second. he goes, people were checking in

about my mom passing away even the haters, especially the haters. I would think nana nana booboo or something like that would be the notes that he was getting from people, but he made it sound like that was a good thing. Also, like the way he talks about his wife checking in on him, like he's alone

in his room. Yeah. Greg, you're going to come out? We're all here. No. I don't want it. Turkey's ready, Greg. Bring me a plate. I like turkey.

A lot of gravy. Sure, gravy, please. But I guess he was alone because he's alone watching Christmas vacation with Chevy Chase. Yeah, familiar. And suddenly something strikes him. But he's watching the family films of past winters and past Christmases. And then also I'm like, well, what, what's that? Jip, chip, chip, chip, drip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.

You know, what are you going to do? Mommy's gone. It's too bad he can't have an honest conversation with the audience about this. You know? I realize he's trying to turn it on and be entertaining, but it'd mean more if he was just like, yeah, I got really choked up during the scene. I started thinking about my family and kids growing up and when I was growing up my mom.

It meant something when he did last week. felt like he was being more sincere. Now I feel like he's laughing at me. Yeah, I think he is laughing at you, Adam. I think he might be. Yeah. I see, this guy fell for it. It's the funniest obie's ever been.

I mean, granted, I'm a paranoid delusional, but it just feels like I'm a fool for having taken him seriously because look at what he's doing here. But again, I forgot he promised to find the funny in all of this like he does right here. That's true. And it didn't help that I was wearing my Griswold Black Hawk's jersey. I'm joking. That's stupid. Why would I do that?

Why would I, why would I order a Griswold hockey jersey? Hold on. And wearing around Christmas, because he has one a Christmas vacation. Hold on. Yeah. But Thanksgiving, like, were your brother and sisters there? No, no, no. It was, oh, just you.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, just you. Oh, yikes. That was funny, though. Imagine if he did purchase a jersey like that. Wow. Crazy, right? Yeah.

Be wild. So, fun. good stuff I'm kidding guy that I pulled your leg on this one I wouldn't do something like that yeah he's not like a real person he's like a character from the office it's hard to explain it is hard to explain but I love Ron because Ron's a real person and an annoying one but a real one and so he's like oh we get together a family I would imagine your mom just passed away probably some siblings over no definitely not just me all right so were you crying about your mom passing or the fact that no one in your family likes you so having a good cry

Is that enough? Yeah, all right, fair enough. It's very strange, the whole thing. What we have to remember about Ron is that he has a tragic family life where one of his relatives unalived themselves on Thanksgiving of all holidays. I'm Thanksgiving to fuck with the future. Mm-hmm. Like really salted the earth after burning down the farm.

And he went back to see them for the first time in a long time and found out that his cousin is married. to this monster that's just treating them all terribly and he is trying to deal with this. He shares a bit of it with Opie and here is how Opie responds.

God, it honestly, it sounds like Thanksgiving at the Hughes house was just fucking a big old giant waterworks. Ah, it sounds horrible. There's no crying on Christmas vacation. Kevin, come out.

That one scene, stupid John Hughes was pulling out the heartstrings. You didn't grow up in a traditional family. And even though my mom was broken, we had traditions and we had a lot of good memories with the family. Take that, Ron. Nothing defensive about that. I didn't have a perfect like you do, Ron Berman.

We can't all have the greatest life ever, you idiot. Stop being an asshole. He was defending his mother. We just spent hours listening to the. abuse that he suffered. Yeah. And he's like, she was broken, but she was mine, and it was better than yours. Yeah.

Jesus, dude. Calm down, man. Yeah, and don't you, that always particularly bothered you when he just flips as the opposite. Right. Just to be contrary to what anybody says. So he goes, I had a, I bawled watching this movie. And I was like, ah, what do you have, a bunch of waterworks over at the house, right?

He'd be like, yeah, it was, it was a sad holiday, you know? Oh, water works? Waterworks? You think we work for the water company? Is that what you think? You think we're still a service? God damn it. We made more.

money than you you broke poor ass family white trash motherfucker he couldn't just say yeah it was sad my mom just passed my kids grandma just passed away so it's kind of a sad one nope says like fuck you well it luckily Ron doesn't need Opie's advice I want to be very clear to everyone listening bullies are cowards real men don't bully women he's a coward and believe me he's terrified in me I'm thunder and lightning

I am I am you know what makes me dangerous because I'm actually a really good guy like good guys are very very dangerous if you set them off because I don't my my state of being is I'm content I'm a content person

and I work at that so if I'm angry it's for real it's for real dude I'm not a pussy and I'm trying to respect my and I'm trying to respect my cousins the hell was Ron talking about he's saying he doesn't need opi to feel bad for him and he's saying he's a confident guy and this shit and the real part

I like to was like you know it's hard to hear somebody say I'm a happy person but he's like I work at it yeah because you don't motherfucker yeah so I believe him more yeah that's a good point I know I'm gonna pull a stuttering John real quick mm-hmm we called this episode throw the tookie out I mean in the title of the episode you know a typo like that so the Tuky out. Damn it, O.P. Pay attention. I guess AI didn't do that one.

Do you know on the one about his mother dying, he did hashtag estranged parents? Hashtag. Oh, no. He's trying to find other grieving children. Is anyone else praying about this? I mean, he has seven brothers and sisters that would love to talk to him about it. I don't know why they're not sharing this experience together. Right.

You probably just talked to that. But it's funny what you were saying about Opie's pattern of building up his co-host to then resent them. I never knew how they met Opie and Ron, did you? I would assume it gethards. Close. Okay. I met you through Carl for the people that don't know the backstory. The only reason I know Ron is because me and Carl did a pop-up at Pete's Tavern.

And Ron was our literal waiter. That's why I call him Ron the waiter to this day. And he fucking crushed it. And then outside the restaurant, Carl said to me, I have to say this. He goes, oh, my God, you're going to replace me with Ron. Like, you're crazy. And then I replaced Carl with you, but because of other reasons, obviously. But, um, oh, that's funny.

I did replace Carl. Because of other reasons, obviously. Carl, still my first choice. In fact, I've been rewriting episodes when Carl was on the show. I made that a whole separate podcast. I'm still selling merch with his name. Yes. So you can still get a hashtag Ruizig shirt or a mug if you'd like.

I don't see any Ron the waiter merchandise at opi radio.com. Not till after he dies. Yeah, exactly. Right, yeah, wait. Or if he gets a little more famous, people like him a little bit more. Get a Ron the waiter mattress at Opie Radio. It'll never get delivered. No, it's delivered to a place you hang out at a lot.

I guess I'll see it eventually. That's cool. All right, so that was through interesting. So it was Carl Ruiz. And Ron's dynamite personality is what drew them into him. They're like, wow, this guy is really dynamic, this server of ours. Opie just thinks he finds talent everywhere, doesn't he? Oh, yeah.

Homeless people. Like, that guy who played guitar doesn't know the lyrics to anything or how to play guitar. He's brought him to get-hards twice now to perform. It is the lowest hanging fruit in New York City has to offer. Yeah. It's how to find people with the least energy possible, all of these. My waiter at the restaurant, the guy. playing at Central Park right outside by house.

Good job, Opie. Good stuff. He tries to get into some hot takes, like his shock jock days, and he's talking about how happy he is that words like retarded are back, because sometimes when you're mad at someone, that's the only word you can use,

and it feels good to him. Ron has something to say about that. You don't like Howard Starr? Because he was making fun of your friends. 100%. 100%. You're right. I back off. You're 100% right.

the only reason I um look people say it and I will say it you're upset yeah I am obsessed with Howard because back of the day he went after my mentor who has a handicapped daughter who's absolutely awesome has brother whee's personality and everything people love her to death and Howard went in hard because because he needed he needed to take wheeze out in the Rochester bargain so what do I go after his family members and look I was never I wasn't a choir boy on the radio, so I'm not going to even sit here and make believe I didn't do shitty things, but at least I acknowledge it did shitty things.

So, yeah, that's where the obsession when Howard started, if Howard needs to know. Hold on. A couple things here. So Opie is giving himself a pass because he knows he's a shit had. Yes. He goes, Howard did the same way after this guy's family. And so I went to Howard's family, which is hypocrisy, police, if you ask me.

But then he goes, but at least I know I did that makes me a good guy. guy. He's also told the story about when Howard called Brother Wees and apologized for that. Howard made amends with Wees specifically. And I don't think that Opey's made a call to Howard to be like, yeah, we made fun of your daughters a lot. That's for another episode. Well, maybe that'll come up at some point. He also says if Howard really wants to know, that's why I'm obsessed with him. Howard didn't ask.

Howard doesn't want to know. Howard doesn't care. Probably wouldn't remember who you are. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Opie. Right, right, right, right. Right. I remember them. Even if I trained with a samurai, you know, and found out that someone had made fun of my samurai's family, when my samurai forgives them, it's time for me to step down. I'm not still holding this grudge forever and ever.

It's crazy. He really is obsessed with him. And what's interesting is that just a mention of Howard Stern gets him thinking about money, which is really what this is about, and that makes them upset. It's jealousy. Okay. So if I owned, if I and Anthony, obviously, if we owned Opian Anthony material, I wouldn't be doing this every morning. No, actually, I like doing this.

Go ahead, Ron. I don't think that's true. Nope. I don't think that an old radio show, you don't put it in syndication. I don't think that he would have a lot of money if he owned. And I think a part of him knows that. He just wants to bring it up to Ron. Right.

He wants to make it seem like, ah, he could have been wealthy and well off. But you're fine, you're fine. It's cool what we're doing. I mean, is he rock a multi-millionaire? Nobody. He owns his life's work. Yeah, I was going to say. If he was making money off of that, it'd be Eric Nagel.

So I don't get it. He's also always reaching for reasons to be tied to Howard somehow to have a connection so we can justify this obsession he now admits. And now we get to see, I guess, how they're doing on Rumble. Oh, I don't know they're on Rumble. They're not. Yeah. For the people that don't know, the live stream is like whatever. It's nice that people get to watch it and all that.

But, you know, we get so many more people listening to this on the podcast, OP Radio. So many more. This is like, numbers are okay. They're like whatever. But that's why I rush out of here. One, because I want to be there for my kids getting ready for school. But also because I try to get this up on OP radio as soon as possible so people can download it for their ride. We get way more people.

listening to this through the podcast feed. That's hilarious. He tried to say everything right there. I don't know what's watching. The numbers are pretty good here. Not going to be wrong. We've got some numbers here. But, you know, I got to run out of here and get the podcast.

I mean, my kids. I didn't deal with the kids. It's about the family. The family. That's why I rushed out of here. Also, I brought this up before, but I'd love to see Opie's podcast, like, audio numbers. When he debuted that number two on the comedy charts, that means a lot of people subscribe to him.

and when you subscribe to a podcast, it automatically feeds your player with his episodes. So I would imagine Opie has 80%, 90% downloads that never get listened to. They're just still getting downloaded into this podcast player, so it doesn't even use that podcast player anymore, but it's just on their phone, just loading the last three. And so Opie sees those numbers and goes, wow, this is doing really well. But it doesn't translate into anything.

Nope. Just something to tell Ron to keep him hanging on long enough because Ron believes this. That's a good point. Now they start to wrap it up. Oh, good. All right, it's Ron Berman comedy on all the socials, right, Ronnie? Yes. Yes.

And you know what we should be doing, too, is we really need to make an effort and put up a video and comment on it. Dude. For the fans. Let's do it. Put up a video and comment on it. What do you mean? It means like a clip show. He wants to look at clips.

He wants to start reviewing clips? Yep. Rod, yes. That's a great idea because Ron's like, I have to bring all of the topics and then you shut me down. I'm passionate about something. So if I could just bring a video, we can just watch that together. That'd be so much easier. Can we do that?

And what kind of stuff do you think they're excited about watching? We get to find out. To take you inside the process, Ron's been sending me videos. He's got a great one of Bill Murray on Howard Stern. The Theo Von Joe Rogan, Don't say what it is, is amazing. and I did find the Howard Stern playing basketball video. Oh, that's the one we could do tomorrow. Hold on a second.

Should we get Rod on WATP and be like, hey, if Opie's not going to get around to the Theo Vaughn on Joe Rogan thing, you want to bring those clips over here and we can crack wise? I'm thinking that we should keep an eye on this. And Opie drags his feet for a while. A black crowd. Rod, you want to produce some segments for us. Yeah.

Ron, we love what you do. doing with opi we need a little help over here we do yes rod we're having a really tough time on this low level podcast on this low level podcast out of a basement a bunch of losers that's funny that ron is so attuned to what's going on out there and opi is so aloof so ron's like you know what we should do it's like start making content that people want to watch like reaction videos to things that are popular and that kind of lit a fire under opi's like oh yeah i saw those things yeah bill Murray with Howard Serd. I don't know how old that is, but those are two names people might be interested in. If we put that in the thumbnail, there might be some people who tune in

on that. They're still alive. Right. Maybe he'll have an opinion to offer about something that'll be interesting. I would love. Present him with stuff. I would love Opie started doing a clip show because he'd be so bad at it. He claims he's the best of jacked over himself. That'd be fun to analyze. What does Opie say next? They're starting to work it into the into the act they watched a sports clip Opie forgot to bring the Bill Murray one and then they watched the one with the woman with no arms and no legs

that's making the rounds I say you quit these horrible addictions what other struggles have you had that's about it that's an old one but that's funny it's all old but they watch and Opie's response was do you think she knows do you think she knows

Opie he still got it he sure does but don't worry it's really going to warm the heart right here. All right. I just lost my screen. I was hoping he had a longer set up on that one. Oh, wow. I just jumped into that because I thought you were going for it. I know. Bad timing. Here we are. We're going to take a serious moment. You actually, your horror story from visiting your cousin, I'm not going to lie to you. That's why I think I opened up about like my upbringing and

putting up boundaries and all that. Hearing your story of your cousin, I think it actually helped me today. What do you mean? Like, hey, I guess I don't have it that bad. Well, yeah. No, I think that's important for people that go through shit in life. You realize that, you know, people have it way worse than you. I had a tough, I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

I had a tough upbringing with my mom. She meant well. She was trying her hardest. I know she loved us. But this dark cloud that followed her everywhere she went. It just sucked her in, unfortunately. But after hearing your cousin's story, I'm going to turn this. off going, you know what, that fucking helped a bit.

And sadly, it did, though. You know what, Ron? I'm still better than you. Yeah. He couldn't help himself right there. You know, some people have it worse than me as I look down 500 feet to the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Oh, look, there's a river going by. Well, I guess some people do have it worse than me. Yeah.

Super villains don't know they are. They just, you know, he is sincere. You couldn't play that sincerely in a movie. He's like an Owen Wilson character who's so eloof. He's no idea He's overlooking Central Park And he's like, you know what? Maybe I don't have the worst lifestyle

That's ever happened in this world. No, I do. But also other people have bad ones too. So there's that. It was five minutes ago. He was yelling at Ron for saying They were crying over his childhood. He had such a great time.

Now he's like, yeah, it's such a contrarian. It just always has to be the opposite of what's being said to him. But maybe just maybe it's not insincere and Opie is learning about others here, maybe. Listen to me, I told you last time.

I said, next time you're in my neighborhood, you got to look me up. So how about we meet at the dinah? I'll tell you what. I'll text you when I'm done. If you're around, you're around. I'll be around, Ron. What time are you going to be a...

That's interesting right there. Ron's been stood up before. Oh, you think? Yeah. Next time you're in my neighborhood. Yeah, I have a lot of work to do with the Upper West Side. He lives in Astoria. Anyway, so he already knows that this is an insincere invite,

which is very telling about their friendship and relationship. Tell you what, I'll text you when I'm done. If you're around, you're around. I'll be around, Ron. What time are you going to be a... I don't know. I don't know. Afterno, I'll let you know.

Let's go meet at the dinah. Well, we could grab a... If Matt's here, we could grab a bite. No, let's leave Matt alone and meet you to go to the dinah. I got a good day. diner in my area. I love I love a good diner. I'm a sucker for a good diner.

Ryan tried to give him two outs there. Well, we'll get Matt. I know you like Matt better. If it's just me and you... Did you see Opie got all flirty? He was like, I don't bother Matt. Let's not bother Matt. Not what you and me. We're taking a break. No, so that's very interesting. You try to give him two hours because I don't think these two

have ever hung out just the two of them ever in person. No. He's so bipolar or something. I don't know what the fuck it is. He's just so depressed. A diner. Oh, my God. He's so excited about this diner thing and having a friend all of a sudden.

Yeah. He talks to his wife. Guess where I'm going? Out to lunch with a friend. She's like, oh, okay, whatever. If you say he says, no, for real. I'll take a photo and send it to you. He was going into radio mode.

He's like, yeah, there's a lot of things you can talk about in a diner. Like your favorite diner food. You're right. Hey, look at those pictures on the wall. Yep. Packed to the elevator with glasses. What are you like in your omelet? Was this dinah in Seinfeld?

Nope, but I can show you that one. I go to pretty regularly. Yeah, we know. So now, if we cut to tomorrow, the next day, what you're fine. Remember how Opie was singing Christmas songs. He was so happy. This is how we open up the next day. Ron, I got to be honest, right off the bat

I'm in a bad mood Good start I couldn't imagine We start with WATP And I just sit down and I just go I'm fucking pissed producer Chris All right, well let's try to have some fun today And when he'll never understand

The only thing worse than that, Carl, is not knowing every day Yeah, that is true. The Zoom comes on. I got to gauge and look and find out. But, you know, Greg shells are not. Right. It's like, this isn't your job. I mean, it sounds that it is, but it's like, they don't do it, man.

Carl walking on club feet again. I see what you did. I see what you did there. So the reason he's so upset is, of course, completely justified. It's because when the elevator opened and he walked into his lobby, he saw the pamphlet, the pamphlet that he hates so much. Do you want to guess what the pamphlet is, Ron the waiter?

One guess, the pamphlet, that is driving me nuts today, like it does every year. The match of dimes? The match of times. No, it's not the matcha dimes. It's Christmas tip time, bitches. I was just going to say, dude, I hope you've been saving. So, Opie lives in one of those expensive places you can live in the world.

And then he gets pissed off because they're like, hey, can you tip the staff for us? He should not be living there. I'm sorry. He should not be living there. I would love to have a poll with everyone in that building. And, like, when you see that they want you to tip the staff, how angry do you get? How much is that in your day? One, not angry at all.

Five, extremely angry. Anything above one gets you evicted. Right. And then we don't want you here. This is the place for rich people, dummy. That's why they don't want them in the building anymore. He takes the service elevator to avoid them because he doesn't want to see them. Because he doesn't tip them.

Ever. He hates it. And there's like 40 different people. I want to know where he. he parks his car. Not in the building. I want to know where because he's not talked about the car parking

in so long. That's true. Anyway. Everyone in the building hates him and we find out here why. I mean, I don't get at this point, for real. But 40 people, it's going to be in the thousands.

Yes. When I was making money and this stupid club soda Kenny, who was my driver and he was my main security guy, overall, he did right by me and my family. he would he would help me with the Christmas tips and then I would give him that he goes G.H you're doing too well in your career you got to give even more this year G H I was giving

I was giving it some of them were getting $200 so fucking what yeah see this height again Opie is cash poor he brings us up a lot and I can't imagine what's going on with his marriage if there's still a marriage because this is what couples argue about the most is money we were having this conversation i forget who i was having it with is the reason why opie still jenny jingles maybe is the reason why opi's still in this high rise because the wife insists on still being there because opi hates it and he's complaining about all the costs of everything and this is crazy right here this reveal that he has just like i used to pay people or tip people two hundred dollars there's no way he can afford that now

He didn't even give the HVAC guy the amount of money the HVAC guy needed for the system. That's right. He wouldn't even listen to the Plummer's podcast. I know. So rude. He wanted to check it out and be like, damn, he is better than me. And he feels justified in all of this because there was an incident once where pipes broke in the building and he didn't get the kind of help from the super he wanted. And he has hated the super ever since.

but the joke's on the super because check it out so guess what i'm making that money back slowly but surely bitch every year i'm taking a little off his uh christmas tip every year oh you give him so i do now that's what i do you'll show him gropi well you know i mean this is the stuff when you talk about people are like you're a fucking monster but you know what i like talking about this stuff because we all think it and we all do some of this shit Wow. That's why the wife left him. Yeah, he's angry.

He's very angry. And the fact that he's just like, there's a way to communicate that you like do shitty things. You're like, I mean, we all do some shitty things from time to time. And I'm just honest about it. Like, I love when Dick Matterson talks about going to his doctor. And he'll be like, yeah, the doctor said I got to do this and I got to do that. But I'm just the only person who's honest about my drug use. So I tell them what I'm doing.

And so they tell us it. So, like, no one else is honest about this shit. He's having fun with it, you know? hoping you'd be like, yeah, I just tipped this guy less money because I thought he did a shit job. It's just like, yeah, that's why I get him back. And he's not going to make the fucking money. He would have fucking made.

I'd talk about it because I fucking hate this guy. Honey, I'm taking the kids. We're going to the Hamptons and you're going to cool out. Should I get a part-time job? Craig? Is everything okay? Holy shit, relax, man. But just when he's at his darkest, things are looking up.

They've organized. bro i just made $20 this will take care of one christmas tip i my goal was to take care of one christmas tip today and i got it thanks for making me laugh all these years since you were on 90 okay so some people are getting a 20 some some people are getting more than 20 depending on their position yeah some will and i'm not going to lie to some will get less than 20 yeah the kid doesn't do as well as he used to yeah some will get less than 20 but a lot will get around the 20 if you need to know the truth I was going to say that by yourself

There's the towel There's the towel right there Oh no Why even bother It's so insulting The doorman Here's your 1999 Let me get 30% of that

Takes it back out of his hand What an asshole He's tipping people in the building Less than 20 bucks I mean I don't know I don't live in a high rise So I don't know how that works But that seems really shitty

that's fucked up you can't live in a building like that you know it's like when your grandma gives you a worther is for christmas and you're like ah there was yeah please it was more back just say you forgot i existed he's trying to avoid them he won't take the regular elevator he hides from them they all hate the fire escape down yeah he does he says he takes the service elevator and i looked up the this dispute he had about the pipe that burst and it turns out it is his responsibility this Super was right. Oh. He was completely wrong. Oh, because Obi probably owns. He does. And it's their job to fix the pipe, but not the damage from the pipe.

Okay. In New York, that's under your insurance. If it was their floors, they'll pay for the floor. If you redid those floors, you have to pay for it. And he's wrong about it, but he ruined that relationship over this. Yeah, but that guy's going to pay it either way. Oh, and he's feeling it. He really is feeling it.

I'm sure he is. Dude, this has nothing to do with the, Christmas spirit. Nothing. Jimmy Farley, go screw with your Christmas spirit. I was listening to your channel on Sirius XM. Go, uh, a holiday seasoning. Oh, yeah, it's all fun for

everybody, isn't it? Jimmy Fallon. I'll tell you what. Are you going to mad at anything, Jimmy Fallon? Or is everything just all happy? Let's skip through life. Things are great. Go screw, Jimmy. I don't think he's actually mad of Jimmy Fallon, guys. Really?

That's really the problem here. Could be you a guppel. I have a seat at the couch right there. Go ahead. Relax a little bit. Let's talk about this Jimmy Phelan series like some station that got you so upset today. Go screw. Don't know.

Does that to be so cheerful? Yes. Merry Christmas. You're listening to his Christmas radio station. It is worth noting that because it didn't get enough attention that in the last episode, When we were talking about Opie's autobiography, Chris had said, if you want to know the truth, the Greg Hopi Hughes story. Yes, that would be perfect name for the book. Then we know it's all full of lies.

Well, now that he's admitted that he tips the people in his building less than 20, but close to 20, more than 10, and that Jimmy Fallon is to blame. The chat has some things to say about that. Spurge. Can I tell Joe to go screw? Hey, Joe, go screw. A $20 tip is insulting you up and cheap app. Yeah, go screw. How about you grab a few thousand dollars and just hand it out to fucking strangers on the street?

Because that's what we do. Well, apparently it's not what you do. Yeah. Or you can just live in a house. Yes. Yes. That's what I do. And sleep in a bed with your wife.

Sometimes. You see why he wants out of the city. Yes. It's not a fun place when you're cash poor. It makes no sense that he's still there. He needs to get the fuck out. He was talking about looking at houses with a realtor back in the spring. Stop dragging your feet on this, which tells me he's not in control of his own life.

No, I don't think he is. Ron's control of the show. Somebody else is in control of his personal life. The doggy. Probably doggy. Probably doggy. Probably doggy. I really like to view.

Ror-ro. So Ron says there is a word for what Joe Kretsch just did by calling him a cheap fuck. as you say rage baiting so i don't pay attention to the chat as much as i used to but oxford word of the year rage bait yeah that's i think it's a stupid concept you know if that's all you got everyone has social media accounts and if that's all you got to offer the world is to just fucking rage bait someone you know to shut off your accounts it's not impressive right when everyone's doing it it's not impressive it really you know rage bait back in the day before the internet It was like, crank calls.

Right? Trying to think what rage-baiting. No, rage-baiting back of the day was you would just, would just haul off and clock someone in between the eyes. Or lynching. What are you talking about, Opie? I like the O'Bee goes, all you got is rage-baiting. I sprinkle it in.

There's other stuff, too, you know? Yeah, actually, if Ron didn't interrupt him, he was getting all revved up for a good rage. Oh, yeah. Rod was baiting him with that. I love that Opie goes. So that's all you got is rage me. It's all anyone ever does.

It's like, yeah, because they're getting that reaction, you idiot. It's so easy to just not take the bait. It's all you have to do. Also, it was a very, it showed us about his world. He's like, because that's all you ever do now. He thinks that's the world. That's just your audience here on this stream. That's it.

That's your world, not the world. His life is so miserable that when he sees a pamphlet in the lobby, it throws him off. Can you imagine that? You're like, I'm in a terrible mood today. And when he was saying that, it was what, 6 a.m? I mean, the sun hadn't even come up yet. When he was talking about he was in a bad mood today. He didn't go down to the lobby, did he?

I don't think he did. Maybe his wife told him about the night before, and he didn't sleep awake. I don't know. How am I going to afford $15 for the door? guy we're screwed I think it's like the shining I don't think there's anyone in this building it's just like handing bills to ghosts and talking of paintings that's why

taking the service elevator that hasn't been electricity in that building for years it's amazing Lloyd the door man gotta take the twins to school now you're going to take the elevator now blood pours out of time of time I'm also not going to that bath I'll tell you that I'll be in the labyrinth

Yeah I'll be back at Gepard's talking to Matt He gets me He always gives me the best advice He knows just what to do with my family Chris this next one is going to piss you off In particular I think Sorry

Because the Cowboys back there Oh my God Oh my God Yeah Troy Akeman Thank you Ron It's too early for me And I'm still in morning So you got a grade on a curve

All right What else is going on Ronnie Ron He couldn't go up with the name Troy Aikman. Yep. So it's because his mom died last week? Yep. I don't know if that's true. I don't think those things are related.

I remember Chris was talking about those people in bars and it's my birthday. Everybody is my birthday week. It's my birthday month. He doesn't know sports trivia because his mom died. So you got to give him a pass on this one. Yep. I think that's pretty low. That's weak. How long is he going to milk this for?

I think it's done. Ron, I forgot to give you those super champ money because mom died. Yep. Oh, you were at the diner all night long? Sorry. Mom died. They call him, please, another basket of bread, Ron. So now after all of this, Ron is finally picking up on what we have.

And he's like, it's something going on maybe. You know, you said you're a little out of it. Do you want to talk about it or no? I mean, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just very, very surprised at how my mom's passing has just crushed me. Oh, he does want to talk about it. Oh, and it did crush him. Interesting. But yesterday, he said he's got this and this, he dealt with his years ago.

I don't understand. Right. And why would even accuse him of crying on thanks. and right right so what's going that's a great memory so ron tries to get something specific out of him good um now what feelings are coming up um sadness uh happiness uh slight headache mad angry love hate all of them stages of grief hungry hungry sleepy but i mean that's not a real answer nope no sadness and happy was the second one yeah what does that mean nothing

it doesn't mean anything it means you're emotional bitch actually yeah it means it's like i'm talking to a chick oh you go through all the emotions are you hormonal rongo shut up yeah what do you have the rag is that we're talking about here hope he talked to in a week's hungry who wants a sweet treat exactly what are you craving you had peanut butter on celery what do you need maybe now this right here is really monstrous because watch opi when he's confronted with some real truth what you did was is you tried to be very clever with yourself and you suppressed everything saying no i have moved on now everything is bubbling to the surface and what's what i'm happy about for you is that you're able to recognize it and you're going to go your five favorite feet up don't jump

oh how does ron understand opi better than most people is opi just that easy to figure out or is ron has ron dealt with this before oh yeah probably a little both yeah because i think ron's gone through a lot of the shit with family members and stuff and he's had to deal with this and he's like i recognize what this is i see what's going on here you know you're not as tough as you thought you were and maybe you need to work this through and talk to someone about it and so ron is becoming the therapist on the show this this i did not expect to happen but hope he needs it so you know he's going to take on whatever role he needs to between the dynamic because on with the show that's he's got to do whatever it takes to get the show going on right if it's handling the lead guy that's

what he's got to do i just he's giving him great advice that he doesn't deserve and hasn't asked for and he can't hear him he's got to make funny faces the whole time and just let ron know i'm not listening to you i'm not listening to you like a child yeah yeah you You're a clown. I don't need this. And here's, Opie's going to tell you how that's not true at all, and he's got it all covered.

Okay, good. I'm smart enough to know that you've got to go with the emotions you're feeling. You can't let go, oh, no, no, I'm not going to let that emotion. And you can't do that. You know,

that's very important. And I'm going to talk to my therapist later today just to kind of, you know, go through some of this shit. That's a lie. Yeah, he's totally lying. I'm going to talk to my therapist later today. Do you have a therapy session?

You just call the guy and go I'm in a bad mood? Oh, they want tips to get in the building? No, he wants a one-up run yet again. Yeah, I talk to a therapist. I don't talk to you. You don't, O.B., it's obvious. It's painfully obvious for all of us. You don't talk to a therapist.

It's hilariously obvious. Yeah, right. We're having fun with that, actually. Oh, yeah, you would see it. Then when somebody says, hey, man, you should tip more than 20, he wouldn't start screaming at the top of his lungs like a crazy person. You don't do that? What's that class that Aaron Emhold has to take that's core order?

It's an anchor management. Emotional regulation. It's like something about like taking a beat before you react. And there's there's guys like, I guess Aaron, because he has to take it, but like, Opie, like, if he could just take a breath and just let it process for a second before he just lashes out of the cheddar or rod or something like this is. Absolutely. Pretty easy. I wouldn't say easy to solve, but like you make some progress pretty quickly on this. It's being an adult.

It's being mature, you know? And we established this in the. the last episode that he has no ability to regulate this stuff I'm not a psychiatrist I pretend to be one on this podcast but what he just said before he's like I feel my feelings I know you can't

have a feeling and go I'm not supposed to feel that this is where he's all fucked up he thinks he's done the work but he hasn't yes acknowledge everything you're feeling man I feel jealous but then you don't embrace it then you move on from it everything you feel you should acknowledge, not experience to the fullest and then kill everyone around you in support of it. That's not how that works at all.

So I'm curious, because you're never going to guess the answer. Who do you think he found this psychiatrist from? Producer Chris? You didn't find it for me. My mom had her call me to try to talk about some things. And I realize, like, what that means is, like, you're going to hear me out. You know when people say, we have to have an honest discussion on race? You know what that actually means, right?

You're going to hear me out. I know you don't. Here's the honest discussion. You're going to listen to me and what I have to say about this. Anthony Coombe is that you? What's going on right now? So, you know, my mom was one of those people, too. And I was like, oh, hell no.

I'm not sitting in a therapy office so she could justify every point. fucking thing she ever did and why she does this and that now I'm not but I said but I'll talk to you and uh you know I've been talking to her more on than off for oh my god probably uh 20 years he's working with his mom's therapist his mom's a crazy person he stopped talking to for the last seven years of her life and what does more on than off mean I know that's not how therapy works either not how people talk 22 hours a day wow so he's estranged from his mom yeah and after years she's like will you talk to me with this therapist and he said no but i'll take the therapist and he's been loyal to her for 20 years he says that's crazy and he immediately equates that to an

honest discussion about race so he's given us a lot of thought yep you know he's like well it's not me i'm not the problem my mom was trying to do a thing that i don't appreciate it's like well she might have just been trying to have a conversation with you but also why would you go see to your mom's therapist it didn't work for her and stay with it for that long right so again proves he's lying about all of us yeah why would the therapist accept well because he had money i'll give him that i'm not buying this i'm not buying any of this i think you know this goes back to the early episodes we did on opi radio when he first started podcasting talking about his shaman and doing the work and fixing himself and it was all bullshit then and it's all bullshit now what's interesting is uh ron

says basically all of this to him and okay you know it's obviously too late now but it probably would have been beneficial to have your mother in on the therapy session because the therapist would have structured it she wouldn't have allowed your mother to dominate i understand but at the time i chose a different path and i'm pretty happy with the path i chose Why? Killer path, Opie. Why? You just said that you didn't realize you're going to feel all these emotions

and you didn't know what's going to happen to you when your mom passed tonight. Maybe I like emotions. Some of them seem to good, but you're alone on Christmas watching Chevy Chase being alone on Christmas and you're both crying. Yes. I like that. Well, you know, she probably should have sat in some sessions with your mom. And Opie's like, I know, but I'm glad I didn't.

Like, what does that mean? Well, it means he cannot, once again, let Ron win in any situation. Right. Yep. It's, what's so funny is that now they start trying to get back to humor and they're making jokes about being in the therapy session. And, of course, the jokes reveal more about what's actually going on with Opie than any of his confessions. She goes, our time is up.

And that's when I lowered my voice. Are you sure our time is up? I can see you now. You're on the couch in a fetal. No, I can see it. Now, this is your fantasy. Touch is opening up. You're opening up.

You're at a fetal position on the couch, sucking your thumb, trembling. And she comes over and cradles you and rubbing your face. That's what you are. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know, yes. It's going to be okay, Greggy.

Giving you kisses on the, Gregie. Reggie. Consider me your new mommy. Greggie. Greg, Greg, I'm your mommy now. I'm the captain now. Reggie. You're my mom?

No. Oh, my God. Jesus. You go deep with your mommy fantasies. Jay Warren, do you believe in the afterlife? Opie was really enjoying that until Ron took a little too far. He repeated that a bunch of times. Oh, you're my new mommy.

My new mommy. He liked that. Suckle. Ooh. It's a weird segue from that to the next one. Therapy's not going to help. Am I take it all back? There's nothing you can do about this guy.

But the question that's on everybody's mind is, what about the funeral? and he says, I didn't include it. He doesn't need this. He goes, I'm pretty sure she's underground now. I'm pretty sure she's in the ground. So he was not at the funeral. Doesn't accept that, Ron, and he presses for an actual answer, and he's what we get. We made a decision, cremation, and burial.

I know exactly where she's going to be, and I'll definitely go there, and that'll be that. Bro. Okay, so you didn't have, like, everyone at the fucking cemetery. She's in the ground. There's a priest No, it was as bad as it gets It's sad, Ron It's a very sad fucking story

All right, I gotta go though, for real Say the line Opie doesn't even understand how this works He's a cremation and burial Yeah, right, you just stopped the cremation You bury the cremation Then you throw the coffin off the bridge Of a place you remember

What did you talk? Then you all go underwater Ron has to give him clues So there wasn't like a priest Yeah, you know, Like a funeral. What an idiot. Oh, no.

I don't think he got the closure he needed. I'm thinking he didn't. I'm wondering how often he talks to the brothers and the sisters because he just doesn't seem to know what's going on. Doesn't seem to be other people do. Talks him all the time. He does. New York unleashed.

Not those brothers and sisters. Like the actual siblings. Oh. But it's all entertainment. How'd they do today? How many super. chats as opi get well we don't really push the super chats like other live streamers uh with that said some dude gave us 20 though today and you know the diner's on me ron come on come on over let's

let's go eat it that was for tips i know the dorkers on me ron we made 20 olympia olympia uh sure olympia dinas nice uh no we might have made 30 dollars today that's it right we don't oh no why he would address it might we acknowledge it what's he doing But there's always an excuse, too. Well, we don't ask for super chat money. And no one's watching the show. There's no reason to super chat because I read the free chats anyway. And because I just gave an hour-long monologue about how much I hate tipping the people that live and work around me.

So it doesn't engender people to do that in return. That's what you got spent quick, didn't it? Oh, yeah. It's been spent in multiple places already. That's why those are already to IOU. You can see, you could see Mrs. Hughes. Oh, and then you had a Sunday and what was on the Sunday. Oh, you got nuts.

Okay. I said, okay. But luckily we end this episode on a high note. Okay, good. I got a brand new bed, by the way. Oh, you did you finally set up the bed? I saw your, I saw your, uh, your, uh, your, your picture. Yeah, you did.

I saw it too. I can't unsee it. I can't unsee it. So many people message it to me. So many people texting it to me. Anyway, Ron. But Ron looked happy. Ron's very sexy.

I'll give him that. I'm not going to post the picture on this show because I can't lose my channel, YouTube. All right. So then this morning there was a stream. Yeah. Not as heavy, I assume. He's not as upset. Nope.

Not talking about his mom's death and therapy and closure. Move done. Good. That's from the past. He's a new man, but he's not happy. They're going over the list of people that Trump pardoned. Okay. I get that one.

He pardoned Little Wayne for gun possession. All right. He got the sizzles. It was all about the sizzles with the little way. Can he pardon me, Ron, so I could get back to doing my radio career? Maybe Trump pardons me and then I'm back, baby. Dude, write him a letter. He knows who you are.

He does. Listen, I want to get pardoned and get back to Sirius XM. He does know who I am, and that's the truth. And if you don't think so, you're, you're an idiot. Hey, Ron, I want to go. Oh, my God. So, Opie wants to get pardoned for videotaping rolling shitting in the bathroom at Sirius X.

That's what it sounds like. That would be the craziest presidential pardon of all time. This shock job is filled with this dude. It might happen, but that was a weird flex. Yeah. Donald Trump knows who I am. We've established that, Opie. You used to be on the radio

on a very big national show. Right, we know. He was also briefly fighting invisible people that were telling him the opposite. No one was arguing this point. Opie, we know it's on video. Yeah. And you've talked to Ron about it.

Ron thought you could book him for this podcast. The last time we were talking about Trump, Ron's like, I bet we can get him on this show. Oh, there was a clip on this show where he talks about how they were friends with Steve Belichick, the coach's son. Sure. And Ron's like, great, get him on the show. he's not going to return my call.

So let's not bragging. That's always Ron's instinct is to improve the show. Let's do clips. Let's get famous people on. Let's do, like, he's always trying to find things out that would make the show better. And he'll be just like, oh, just wake up in a bad mood, not shower, and we'll just wake it for 60 minutes. All right. Is that what he thinks it is?

He thinks it's stern being like, I don't want to be here today. You know, they play that upbeat music or the Rob Zombie, and he'd just be like, oh, I can't do it, Robin. I can't do it. You know he was kidding or you knew it was a... It's very different here when he's like, I feel bad! Opie's not doing a bit. He doesn't know how to do a bit. He just sucks at this.

I don't know what this next bullshit is, but just play it. Pissed off everybody with your MAGA stuff. We got to make believe we love... Hold on. We're just talking facts. We got to believe we love both sides. That's how you get a big audience. You got to make...

No, I don't hate... I don't need into the MAGA people. They'll support everything you do. Let's start wearing MAGA hats. Opie really does think that he said this many times. He thinks he can build an audience where it's just going to be all people who support Trump or Republicans or whatever. If he just goes, I like Trump too, not realizing that there's tons of people do political commentary. And they're actually looking for people who have knowledge on it and strong opinions and think outside of the box a little bit.

and opi can't even fathom that someone would have deep knowledge on a subject and would bring in an audience of people it's like bill bird another parallel where bill bird's just like yeah it's the bankers dude and then the bankers the oil companies you're like okay be more specific can he can he explain to me exactly what's going on no i'm just shouting out random things trump's great maga oh wow i got to listen to this guy he's really good at this it also shows you he has no knowledge of the show that he was on or why it was successful if you paid a lot of money money to get a radio master class, and he explained that to you, you'd be like, you think Opie and Anthony got famous by trying to appeal to everyone? Right. You think that having a specific point of view wasn't their hallmark? You think it was being accessible? No, he's got it all wrong.

Yeah. He really is stupid and lucky that he had the career that he had, and he's not even grateful for it. So that's why we love Opie on this show. That's why we enjoy it. But he does learn at the end of this episode, I didn't include the clip, but he does learn. he's like, oh, I guess I shouldn't have said all that stuff about tipping because it didn't bring me any tips today. Oh, that's funny.

Too little, too late. Yeah. Comes around. That's it. All right. Let's check in on my buddy. Hey, a few more of those 20s. I'm a happy pig.

Hey, shut up, Aaron. We're going to check in on Suttery Jod. Can I get a little sympathy because I got a bloody ass. I'm beating generously because I got a bloody ass. So, of course, John had Miss Judy on to take the quiz to find out if John should even try to become an attorney. And we played all of that. Very fun segment with Judy. And Judy's been a very interesting character in the dabbled verse, trying to make heads or tails of it and figure out what the deal is with John and why he's such a phenomenon.

And everyone's watching him and stuff like that. It's very cute and innocent to see Judy react to this stuff. where she's trying to become a lawtuber. She actually has more subs on her channel than John does on his. So she's doing something. And I should have plugged it. I don't know what it is off the top of my head, A-A-something. But Judy, reacting to John and trying to figure out what's doing was very fun.

So John loves Judy. She comes back on the show after that quiz. And John was really trying to fuck Judy during that quiz. He was pulling out all the stops, battle the best. bands record deals gold star gold star thank you i mean there's so many things there's a legal focus a legal focus that's why john doesn't like it because it's got a so she's back on the show and john was hitting on her nonstop and she's kind of like eh i don't think so but he finds out that she has an older sister so john's like well let's talk about this

older sister of yours. You have a sister. Is she older or younger? Well, I have two sisters. But who's the optal? I mean, optometrist. Yeah, that's the older one. She's divorced. So,

well, if you're not attractive, then I'm attracted to me. How about? Well, I mean, she's a very nice person. She's a little, you know, like once you get older, it's harder to find the right person all right so john's just like i'll just fuck anyone if you know someone who's d tf just throw him my way which is not a good sign you know someone probably doesn't want to get

their sibling involved in a guy like that does she like desperate men i'll ask and also depends on if you like your sibling or not yeah that's true that's a good point seems like uh judy does like her sister yes her response was savage he's like would you sister like to date oh no no she's a nice a nice person. Well, I'm glad you picked up on that because it gets even funnier as John, this is like minutes later, brings it up again. Can you give me, can't you like help me out here, I have to see if she's even interested because she's an optometrist. She went to an IP lead. Yeah, and I have 2016 vision. Huh? Okay. That's better than 2020. I can see things that nobody else can. Yeah, so you don't need her because you don't have to see an optometrist.

No, I don't need that, but everything else be nice. Jesus. He's such a creep and it's still terrible at it. There's so much going on there. First off, he brags about having 2016 vision as if optometrists or some guys who have good vision. Right. Oh, you don't need to fix you? Great.

It's already starting off very well. But also, I've been pointing this out lately. John is always thinking he's special. even when it comes down to his vision he's special I guarantee he does not have 2016 vision he's a 60 year old man there's no way he does but he's always special

like he doesn't he didn't learn guitar he mastered guitar right doesn't have 2020 vision his 2016 vision but the best part in that clip was when hey your sister old sister's an optometrist and she goes yeah she went to an Ivy League school

she's not interested in DOLD. John doesn't realize He says, Yeah, no, I'm also a genius. Great. And Judy's going, yeah, that's not, you're not her type. And I think Judy might actually be describing herself

while she's trying to describe her older sister here. You know, sometimes she's a little gullible. You know, I think someone like Vince would probably play a lot of practical jokes on her because she's so trusting and kind-hearted. So, yeah. But. Well, I mean, I would love to. you know,

I'll ask her if she's really going to Florida for Christmas. But I think her sons are. Yeah, she brought up earlier that her sister was going to Florida and he's like, oh, I'm in Florida. Jesus Christ, you would drive She's goable? You would drive

anywhere in the state to try to hook up with a chick you've never seen who's older than this woman. Yes, he's proven that. I know. It's insane. But I do think that Judy might be the one who's a nice person who's gullible. Yeah. She's also forgiving even while being disgusted.

Yeah. I have an example coming up where I think Vince might be taking advantage of our friend Judy here. So this is amazing even for John. I mean, and she's your youngest sister?

No, older. Yeah. My younger sister is married. Happily married. God damn. Just to be clear. How stupid is John? Tell me about your sisters. I'm a younger and an older one.

Older ones and optometrists. And that's the younger one? Are they fucking? God damn it. Oh, he's so stupid. He is. He can't pick up on anything. He's just so horny.

He's just his. Well, and wasted. His border around is me talking to her this whole time. But he's still not giving up on it. He's already doing his hair. He's so mad at me if she knew I were talking about her on this live stream. But I will tell her that there's a very successful single handsome man. And very funny and charming.

Yes, very. Who has nice muscles. Yeah. Who's multi-talented. And your children went to Harvard. Yeah, I got one in Harvard and one in, you know, in another college in Boston. I mean, my kids are super bright. Great.

Super bright. I love that Judy's like figured him out now. And he goes to the braggadocious resume, right, and your kids are smart and you're super talented, and you got those big muscles you keep showing me. Let me save you some time. Yeah, I'll tell her all of those things, don't you work? I know all the attributes that you're impressing to have a conversation with someone and you have to pet the dog just a little bit to get them to go away. That's what she does.

Just a little. Here you go. I know you need it. Yeah. Oh, it's so pathetic. So, all right, we're done hitting on the older sister who's not interested in John. John's never seen or talk to. Let's get into what Judy wants to talk about on the show.

She has an idea for a new podcast that she's going to pitch to John. Well, I came up with a totally different idea. I think you should start doing true crime because that's what Vince has been doing. And you should see all the comments he gets from these like crazy true crime old broads as he. Okay. I pause it only because I want you all. to watch John's face as she starts talking about how Vince is successful at something and it's working for him. And look at how mad John gets.

The comments he gets from these like crazy true crime old broads, as he would call them, but they totally love him. They think that he's so funny and, you know, just so talented. And he's kind of finding his niche. So if you got him to true crime, it's mostly. John the whole time I was just going You're not complimenting me I'm sitting right here And all you keep doing is talking about another guy

I'll wait Yeah right So she's pitching this idea That he would be on a true crime show Or start a true crime show I got an idea for the first topic revenge porn I can

Maybe an expert on that He can talk about his experience So it's not a terrible idea You know Miss Judy's still new to this whole world she's like true crimes popular so yeah I guess you could start a true crime show I mean I did so I guess I guess he can

but uh John has an idea for what his role would be well I think you had mentioned talk and then you know and then and then let's come up with an idea and I'll be the comic relief if you will yeah yeah John still thinks he's the comedian on the show we saw him on Stephanie Miller he hits on women the entire time

or just tells crude anecdotes he brings no comedy he doesn't do this a lot so there's that if somebody ever stone walls or won't give up the info he'll go come on he does have that moves

that's a good move so Judy starts explaining to him like what her ideas are John is so checked out during this and he just starts reading the chat yeah there's always some hot true crime case of the year

So if you get into it and you can speak somewhat decently about those cases, I cannot. I think you'd find lots of female fans. All right. So, Ms. Judy, because I'm going to, you know, because I want to talk to you like another time because I have so many other guests that I invited. Yes. The Great Southern Treadkill. Now, Ms. Judy, now, you and I are smart people. Here we go.

Can you point out the problem with this? Yeah, that the person can't even spell too. Yes. Thank you. So the guy writes, John's too stupid. Judy's explaining to John, like, here's the thing you could do to get popular with the demographic that you're constantly hitting on. You could actually become a popular person, and maybe then you wouldn't have to ask. if you can fuck my sister.

Maybe people would reach out to you, be interested in what you're doing. And here's how you do that. You learn about these cases. People are interested in. You talk about them. And John's so checked out. He's just like, oh, I see a typo.

I'm going to bring this up. And then he brings it up as if him and Judy are the only smart people who know the word two should be spelled with two O's when you're right too stupid. It's like, well, we're in a different league, you and me. And she humors them. Like, yeah, that's a typo. You got that right. right. Meanwhile, if you saw her face while she checked out, and then just like, all right,

well, we'll talk about that later. I got another stuff to do. It's like, well, that's why I came on the show today was to pitch this idea. Yeah. But I also don't think he's checked out when she's giving that. I think it's similar to Opie when Ron gives him great smart life advice. They get angry. They think they're being made fun of. Like, you think I don't know what to do. Well, they are. You think, you know, it's a dig, which is why he's immediately. coming back with remember he was getting questions wrong and at some point he was like so you

get off 25 Judy yes it's not the point if you're grounded mom all right so at this point Judy starts asking like I've been checking into this devil verse thing people seem to really dislike you John do you know why that might be yeah and I do feel sad for you

because why are people so hateful toward you like can you tell me summary of what things you did that possibly made them act this way? It's very simple. I was successful. And this one show started to trash me. Okay. So he goes right into the WATP made fun of him and then Shulie needed to make money and his stupid

spiel. So I'm not going to play that for you. But it's a great question. Like, why are people so hateful towards you? Well, I'm successful and they're jealous. And so she goes, well, isn't there more to it? than that. Okay.

Well, so someone said you docks people and threatened people. Yeah, somebody said that, didn't they? Here's their address. Somebody didn't know said that. I love that Ms. Jude's just like, yeah, one of those seems like you do a lot of shitty things to people.

There's that lawsuit. There's a whole bunch of things that are going on. And he just, and by the way, his response to that is like, they do it to me all the time, my family. So, you know, he can do no wrong as long as people are doing wrong to him. Now, this is very funny. This is where Vince gets brought up. Now, Vince is the common dynamic between these two.

He brought these two together. Because Vince is doing his show. He's bringing Judy on. He's showing Judy John's stuff. And then John's like, who's that? Hot Broad. And Vince is like, I'll set you guys up. And so they started doing shows together.

Judy, they're going to tell you stuff. And when you, if you talk to Vince, he will tell you the truth. because it's not, I'm not the guy that does what the accusing of them. They do it, and then they try to make it look like I'm the one. I can't believe that in 2025, we're almost through 2025. Looking pretty, getting pretty close to 2026. John still thinks that Vince the lawyer will tell you the truth if you ask him a question. How is he not learned of this lesson?

Jude, if you want to know the truth about me, ask Vince to the lawyer. He'll tell you what's up. and I'm sorry not state the obvious but that other people can't make an opinion on their own right and just you know read it at face value nope you got to ask jerry beer sales and dirty deeds and ditka they're the ones who know all of these assholes chad and john and aaron think that their words will change your opinion yeah as a divorce lawyer who spends her life you know trying to figure out what people are guilty of and whether they've done what they've been accused of.

She hears this, and she's like, okay, this is a victim who's being, you know, harassed by outside forces. And I feel real bad for him. She gets it. Nope, definitely not. So this is where I think maybe Vince is playing Judy a little bit. I think she kind of shows her hand here because it seems like this question was scripted for her to ask John.

Yeah. And that's what's so mind-boggling to me is that this has created a whole industry, it seems. Vince was saying that there's hundreds of thousands, if not millions, being made. But it's not given to you. It's for... No, they don't compensate me at all, and they should. If they would have said, listen. So, of course, John goes into the...

I don't know my beak on some of that Patreon money. And so I love this because that you know was going to wind John up. Yeah. You know, there's like probably millions of dollars being made in this devil over his thing, and you're the center of it. That's... So you must be rich, right, John? That's definitely Vince getting himself involved in this to fuck with John.

And why wouldn't he? It's what he does. You know? Are you mad at the sharks for eating people? That's what they do. Vince is going to Vince. You knew I was a scorpion when you got on my bed. Right.

When I sent you that pizza. All right, so then this is where Judy starts cracking up as she realizes how ridiculous this all is. Like this fucking orange. who's doing it right now to me. Oh, he goes with an orange filter. There's a fucking orange. What are you talking about?

Tell me about that. So there's an orange. I love that. That's like a therapy session right now. Well, there's an orange that you're out of me. Tell me about that, John. Tell you about the orange that's your enemy. Guys, get in here.

You're going to want to hear this. Oh, so the mirror next to him sneezes. Ah, it's an old mirror. So. Ignore that. He doesn't ignore that. What's funny to me is, you know, tell me about this orange. If John actually understood what's going on, he'd know that obnoxious John came from Howard Stern, who said, John's not funny, he's obnoxious, which translates to O.J, which means he's an orange because it's OJ.

There's a rhyme with a reason to all of this. But let's find out what horrible things all these people have done to John in the dabble verse, the most egregious things. you know and the things that they have done like the potato i mean you know uh like threatening to live stream on my son's high school graduation i mean really like egregious things coming into my hearing for a traffic ticket while i'm teaching children in florida and coming up and start screaming at the judge like somehow getting into the zoom court hearing. You know, these are really bad people.

I don't hear you this to anything. I'm just, once again, this is mind-boggling that people act like this. So you're saying that some YouTuber got on to your Zoom traffic court hearing and sort of yelling? The potato. Yeah.

The potato. This is ridiculous. The way that John lies, and again, I don't think he knows he's lying. Could anyone picture Cardiff going on to this Zoom court and yelling at the judge? No, I think it would be a little more subtle. Is that what Cardiff does?

Is that what anyone did? And those were the top two egregious things. Yes. Filming, live streaming my son's graduation. By the way, it was live streamed. People sent it to me. It was a huge high school. Calabasas.

Threatening to do it. Calabasas High School. Yeah, it's going to be streamed. There's lots of people there. It's fine. Anyway, Judy, let me get back to telling you how I'm going to steal Vince's wife from sexually. Salter. It's fine. He likes it. He thinks it's hilarious.

And he came to my Zoom court. Who did? The potato. What? And the kids were doing. Why were their kids there? Because I was in class. I thought you were in Zoom court. I was in Zoom court in class. Keep up, Miss Judy. I think I brought it up on the last episode that John was talking about he's already got his firm's, was law firm. The tagline figured out for it, but he can't tell anyone. So I think this would be a fun exercise. Send me in what you think could be the tagline for John's law firm.

He's going to start as you becomes an attorney. I want to think. It's coming down the pike. It could be that. That's not bad. I want to think a Carl Hatmaker for sending in the logo for Melinda's Law. Because he did say it would be called Melendez Law. It's not bad.

It's not bad. Logos are fun. Taglines, I would appreciate. This guy's hair looks too nice. Well, yeah, when you sell it You want to, you know It can't be too realistic Trying to sell the firm

All right You guys are ready to Yes Play a game Mm-hmm Is it weird or is it gay What will let us say today Is it gay?

We are joined by Megan the review girls What's up, Megan? Hello And Annie How you doing Annie? Oh hello, good to see everyone Good to see you as well

Of course We are playing Is it Gay the game where we try to find out, is it gay? The way we do that as we watch Aaron Imhol set something up and then determine if this idiot with no creativity just calls it gay or not, because that seems to be his go-to for all things comedy.

Round one, worth one point. I saw a movie with her recently. Another one on my list there is Rachel McAdams. That's another one where she is just... She seems like a sweet late. Yeah, she's not like, oh my God, Rachel McAdams is so fucking hot. Rachel McAdams is one of those women where it's like, she's beautiful. She's beautiful.

It just seems like cute and fun. Is talking about Rachel McAdams looks gay? Adam. Gay if I ever heard it. Carl. That's pretty gay, especially what you're calling it cute and fun. Chris? No.

Annie. Is that a woman? Yes. Yes. Okay, good answer. we are having that she doesn't have that upbeat ad dude all the time we are having the gayest conversation about this two men could pause totally yes is it too late for me to change my answer it is actually changing your answer is gay

in this game minus 20 round two worth one point per and they all just want a wacky funny video out of andy dick and like to me i don't know it just seems kind of gross like keep walking If that's what you're going to do, just walk by him. You know, ignore him. Just walk by and go do your own thing. I feel like it's bad for your soul to, like, take out a phone and start recording Andy Dick and then talking to him like he's a toddler just because he's fucked up and doesn't know you're kind of making fun of him. Is filming Andy Dick inebriated gay?

Annie. Uh, not gay. Chris. Totally not gay. Carl. I bet it's weird. Adam It's not gay

It just feels dirty I mean I was off I think we all got that one But what if he texts that video to a friend Is it okay then That's less dirty right That's gay

I think we're all starting to figure It out a little bit here This is round three Worth a point He's trying to stop us You know who the fucking lifeblood of this show is The people who have been here the people who when we go in peaks and we go in valleys

and then we come right back to 6 to 700 people watching us at a time that's the regulars the 32,000 unique individuals on Rumble the 24,000 unique individuals on YouTube this month that's the regulars is obsessing over streamers instead of being one of the regulars gay

Adam it's queer as folk Carl This all seems pretty gay to me Chris I need a point Not gay Annie

It does sound gay This is the one All right That's who I serve brother Not shit show Who's like I need to obsess over streamers You're gay

Damn Pitcher Chris's His instincts are off today Foiling here Aaron just said Some of the dumbest shit ever in that clip, but I'm not going to comment on it because we're playing a game here

and Aaron does not know how unique viewers works. Round four, worth one point. Drinking beers with $2. Says, did you ever hook up jail, Mikey with some money? I was busy that week after you were released from confinement. I hooked Mikey up

while we were in. Like I would, well, even Mikey said that. Even Mikey said in that interview. He said, yeah, Aaron hooked me up regularly. Did he? Does it sound gay that Aaron was hooking Mikey up in jail? Annie. Not gay.

Chris? It does sound pretty gay. Yeah. The jail part especially. Carl. I'm going to go not gay, though, on this one. Oh, okay. Adam.

I'm also going not gay today. All right. Now I do have to editorialize on this one. I'm trying not to. I'm trying to to play the game. But literally what, Mikey said is he got cookies Aaron would give

Mikey his extra cookie at lunch or dinner and the question is not the same as giving money to his commissary funds The question was if you've given money to Mikey No no I gave a cookie while we're in You don't get prison left Carl It's tough in there

Fair enough All right let's Been on the inside Yeah that is true Let's find out if that's gay That sounds gay That sounded gay I wish I wouldn't have said that like that

Ah, wait. Chris, Chris got the point. Chris got the point on that one. Yeah, you did. Overthought it. I overthought that one. Round five, this is worth uno pointo, as they say in Mexico. Our clip yesterday.

Yeah. That we put up from yesterday's show, the Jeff died, or no, is Jeff die from the evening show? Over on Rumble, currently 2,000 views. Nice. Well, it's me for Rumble. It's okay. We got a lot of sixes and seven.

67, but on YouTube, 200. But hey, but hey. That seems like, that seems like a little bit of a difference. Is the YouTube algorithm gay since Aaron is losing views on YouTube? Adam. I don't have to go gay. Carl. Oh, he hates YouTube and the algorithm right now.

I'm going to say it's very gay. Chris. Gay. Annie. it's definitely gay. Yeah, no, no, it has nothing to do with the algorithm or YouTube being fucking gay. It's got to be us, right? He's a miracle, isn't he?

Holy shit, who could ever come up with us? What a game, Megan. What a game? All right, what are the scores right now? We have a bonus round coming up, or should say the final round. It's not bonus. Everyone's tied, except I'm behind by a point. Okay.

So it's four and three. Very good. The final round is played a little differently. This one is worth three points. So everyone's still in the game. And we're going to watch a clip. And then we get multiple choice of what Aaron's going to call this particular thing. Invectum with 199 says Adam Bush is the worst of the dabbler verse.

Yeah, well, he's got that Jewish thing where they think they can read people. And then they go on to comically be wrong about just about everybody. He's another guy who, you know, if he's got to talk about stuttering John, it's like, bro, this stuttering John had more of a career than you did. I mean, you can say what you want, but he reached greater heights than you. In Aaron's mind, does Adam have envy, jealousy, or resentment for stuttering John's career? Interesting. Envy, jealousy, or resentment.

I feel like Adam has an advantage here. He's Adam. That's true, but I'm okay with that. I'll start with Annie. I think he's. is envious. Sorry, Adam. It's true. Chris. Envy. Carl. You know, Aaron likes to expand his vocabulary, things that makes him sound smart. I'm going to say resentment. That is a big word. Yeah, for Aaron. Adam, what do you think? Are you envious, jealous, or resentful?

I mean, I'm all of those things. If I had to pick one word, I'll go with jealous to keep it interesting. but kind of looks like jealousy. Oh. And you're talking about it. Adam did know. He did have a disadvantage. Hey, jealousy. Congratulations.

How did it go having John on as a guest on Steelto? I missed that episode. Yeah, what the fuck is going on with that? Why does that not happen yet? Yeah, interesting. It is, it is weird that, you know, Aaron is now, there's these alliances that are formed. And so you have John with Keanu and Abba. and then of course

Keanu comes with Gino and Gino and Keanu come with Aaron Imhol Right these are iron clad Oh yeah They'll never change I'm sure And it was so bizarre

How Aaron was like all in I'm like stuttering John is actually cool And the devil versus all dumb They don't get it John's really famous And talented and stuff I kind of went away didn't it I don't know

I'm not really paid attention to Steeltoll lately He's been No one is Well he's been Well, someone is. As Opie would say, he's been rage baiting me. Talking about how we're buying views and stuff. That was your rage.

All right. Can you live without rage a haul? I'm doing pretty well with it right now. The rage is, that's when you punch somebody in the face, right? Rage baiting. That's old school rage baiting. Yeah, that sounds painful. All right.

We're going to try a brand new game. Simon from the worst ever podcast sent this in. I have not listened to it. I have no idea what it is. He says there's prompts in it instead. stuff, so I hope that he knows how to set a game up. We'll play this together, everyone. Off to a good start.

Is it audio only? Yeah. Hey, gang, how are you? We're going to have a good time playing Opie or Burr. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst-ever podcast, and here's how the game works. I read a quote from either Greg, Opie Hughes, or William Frederick Burr, and then you, guess. Is it? Opie or better?

Let's play. Round one. I got to put the AC on. It's like fucking 90 degrees here in the city. Let's register those votes. All right. I got it.

I'm going to go with Opie on this one. What do you think, Adam? Yeah, I mean, I don't know that he has air. Yeah, I'll go with Opie. All right, Annie. Instincts say, Burr. Megan?

I was going to go Opie. Producer Chris, Bur. All right, we've got two burrs and three Opie's. And here's the answer. I got to put on the AC. It's like fucking 90 degrees here in the city. Tough brink. Wow.

Oh, he's got. more gags let me play that break that time maybe you'll have better luck in round two all right so uh well done to uh annie and chris right i guess they both live in the city or a city yeah i guess opi doesn't turn his ac on yeah there's that's what i shouldn't that's what i shouldn't get a for a c let's play and i'm just checking in checking in on you who who who who let's register those votes all right I'll go first

there's a sing-songy one but I'm going to go Bill Burr I think Bill Burr is one who checks in on people what do you think Adam I'm with you on that okay Annie I think it's Opie Megan

I'll go with Annie's answer and say Opie okay you don't have to tell us that you're copying off her paper you can pretend you study for the test I was copying of your paper Gilbert

Let's go And here's the answer And I'm just checking in Checking in on you Jesus Bill It's worse than I thought Round three I know

I already like this game I got to tell you The reason why I think this game is working is because none of us have all been in sync yet. But maybe we'll start to figure it out. Round three. Let's play. O.J. got off because he was rich and famous.

And, you know, the, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, horrible lawyers, horrible lawyers. Well, well, let's register those votes. God, that really could be either one. Fuck. I'm going to go Opie. What do you? I mean, it literally could be either one.

That's the game, dude. Yeah, I know. I could go either way. What do you think, Adam? Yeah, I think it's Opie. Annie? I think it's Opie, and I think the host is doing a really good job of reading it and making it funny, even though it's nonsensical. I agree.

Megan? I'll go Opie one more time. Producer Chris? Opie. So we all decided to Opie on this one. Yes. Okay. And here's the answer.

O.J. got off. Because he was rich and famous. And, you know, the prosecution, they had terrible lawyers. Horrible lawyers. That drink sounded pretty refreshing. Round four. Let's play. You know, someday I'll tell you guys some stories.

As I've said before, I can't remember if I've already. said this on the podcast because I had to start it and stop it. I can't remember if I told you this, but yeah, we, there's the show we're giving you, and then there's at this point the show we're doing for each other, trying to make each other laugh. And it's been such a great time. Time to register those votes. Again, I can see either of these guys doing that. I went back and forth while it was happening. I think I'm going to Bill Burr. I'm going Burr on this one. Adam? I'm certain it was Burr, but then who is he doing the podcast with?

Did he mean, you know, a co-host? Did he mean the audience? What did that mean? I don't know. I'm going to Burr. What do you think? I think it's Burr. Okay, Megan. Burr. Producer Chris? Opie. All right.

And here's the answer. You know, someday I'll tell you guys some stories. As I've said before, I can't remember if I already said this on this pocket. That AC really is out, isn't it? That's holy shit. Because I had to start and stop it.

I can't remember if I told you this, but yeah, we, there's the show we're giving you, and then at this point the show we're doing for each other, trying to make each other laugh, and it's been such a great time. There was a tell on that one. Opie runs his stream on Stream Yard, and there's no way to start in stop it? Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, good point.

And Bill has to get up and watch the game. This air conditioning was blocking out the TV. Well done, and congratulations to this week's winner. Maybe you can use the prize money to buy Chris a set of dumbbells. You'll come back next time, won't you? Join us again for Opie or Burr. This is Simon from the worst ever podcast here. Good.

Good sign off. Goodbye. Simon. Thank you, Simon. All right. What are the final scores on that game, producer Chris? What do we got? Everyone's tied at three except Megan got two.

Oh. All right. Well, that's a fun game. I called a winner. Simon. I'm down with that one. So let's see what again sometime. All right, another guy

who's great at creating games is the great Carnif Electric popping by It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to hush Adam Busch

Oh wait, that's for Saturday I'm still workshopping it anyway Take two It's time for everyone's favorite new game show To poke A dabbler What do you say, Carl?

and co-host, are you ready to poke, a dabbler? You know, these people fuck with me, they fuck with my life, you know, I lost my job because of, and that's real life consequences over stuff that there shouldn't be real life consequences over. One would generally think, okay, one would generally think you don't want someone to lose their job. Well, yeah, but of course, everyone knows that it wasn't anyone that did that. he did it to himself.

Everybody knows. Okay. All right. All right. Now, look, this is the best to be. So, Casey, everybody knows that I did it to myself. So when they called the first time to the school district, claimed I had an anti-Semitic show,

which was when I was doing my political show, where the whole mantra of the show was fighting against hate and bigotry of any kind. and yeah okay case so that's yeah i did show them clips of the show to prove my innocence but that's my doing right case that's not all these fucking haters doing so when they cancel my comedy gigs dreading violence on women that's my doing ain't it case ain't it you fucking idiot oh yeah yeah so They cancel my comedy shows, so that's my fault. They threaten bad Yelp and Google reviews, but that's my fault.

Right, Case? You stupid fuck! And Vinnie, look at you. You should have stayed quiet, because now every day I have... Context note, John is about to come up with a name for his new show that he's planning, featuring Vinnie Paulino. What did John say next? Here are your choices.

Number one, the Fat Fuck Vinnie Show. B. The Uncle Vinnie Show. Next. The Moonhead Minute. Four. Carl's But-Boy from Rochester Show. And lastly, who are these fat fucks? And lastly, too, Magnum, P-I-E.

To cope. All right, I always go first. I'm going to go with lastly, who are these fat fucks. What do you think, Adam? I'm going with the fat fuck Vinisha. Yeah, it's a good bat. Annie? Moonhead Minute.

Okay, and Megan. I was also going to go one. Fat fuck Vinny's show. Producer Chris, what do you got? I went one. All right. He does like to say fat fuck. So it makes sense.

It's catchy. They threaten bad Yelp and Google reviews, but that's my fault. Right, Case? You stupid fuck. And Vinny, look at you. You should have stayed quiet because now every day I have the moonhead minute. and the moonhead minute of misery. Was that you, Chris?

No, it's Annie. Annie, congratulations on that. Well done. It was the worst one. Yeah, it's true. The moonhead minute of misery. It's going to be all about the live and times. The lives and times of Vinny Moonhead Paulino.

You think you're going to do a show about Vinny people are going to watch? Right. To creep up for five years. Every day, he says. Yeah. And believe me, it's going to be a deep dive into your life, Vince. It's actually pretty boring. Yeah, sounds terrible.

I'll wait. You should have kept your mouth shut, Vince. One more thing, Judd did not follow through on. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Hackomania.com. Get your tickets now using promo code JT. WATB.

Be there. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. What a game, what a show. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We had Kevin Brennan getting a ticket on his bicycle in Hoboken. We had Quadfather calling 911.

I'm Chad Zumach. Ethan Klein taking a victory lap after taking a settlement with Casey Tron. Bill Burr trying to rekindle his past of conspiracy theories and taken out CEOs Akash Singh humiliated by his wife and then

rewards her with a starring role on his popular podcast Opie very upset about his mom can't work through his feelings but he's going to call us therapist later so he'll be fine Stuttering John still trying to fuck Judy's sister if Judy won't

fuck him and probably won't be doing a true crime podcasts anytime soon we had of course is it gay we had bill burr or opi we had to poke a dabber you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show the teaser next week's this is the part of the show we talk about the next podcast of who are these podcasts because saturday will be back at it again and i'm happy to report and also pretty frustrated with the fact that Megan Markle has dropped her holiday special on Netflix today. The new Megan Markle Christmas special is available. And so we'll have Lucy Typebox over to review that with the crew and find out what Megan is up to.

Nice. Always fun to see what that content creator can do. Well, I want to thank Annie for being here. Annie, where can people find? Oh, we've got reviews to do. Well, I'll do that a second. Yeah. We're able to find you, Annie.

If they want to check me out, I would like them to follow my YouTube channel at YouTube.com at INS-A-N-N-E-I-T-Y. Very good. Sorry, I always forget to whether it's slash or not. It's different on different platforms, of course. Adam, anything you're promoting, my friend. Oh, yeah, I want to encourage everyone to subscribe to A-A-Legal Focus, Judy the lawyer. Show her some respect and love.

Yes, Miss Judy is loving her newfound fame in the day. dabalverse let's help her out with that it stays like this forever judy it never turns in any way it's just going to be like this so enjoy uh megan getting a lot of love in the chat right now anything you want to promote uh no she's looking over the church like which there is what's going out over there i'm not looking at the chat um just uh get your hackomania tickets promo code watp yes very good hackomania dot com i'm glad you brought that up because you know well i don't think we ever talk about it but hackamia dot com promo code watop will be in Las Vegas April 10th through the 12th

with nobody likes onions and Cardiff and Tuki Soup and the creepoff working on a bunch of other shows and things as well so more to be announced but to get your tickets everyone always has a blast going to Hackamania I think all of us were there last year all five of us were there last year

but this will be the year we blow up a car oh yeah that's right I forgot about Adventureland or whatever that place was called Adventureland It's a little misleading. Definitely wasn't that. Crime Island. Adrenaline Mountain, I believe.

Crime Island. Not machine gun rodeo, I could remember. Fuck Mountain. All right, maybe next time we'll do that. Do we have any new Spotify comments on here, Megan? We missed you last week. We do. We do.

So I'll read a couple from both. this past week and two weeks ago. Okay. This one is from episode 6, 7, 8. Two Cohn said, I listened to Opie's episode, and it was honestly a good listen. If he just confronted real shit, sometimes he could put on a solid podcast. Yeah, I agree with that. Opie's never real, so it was interesting to listen to.

It's never going to happen again. No, I don't. I have one from Andrew from episode 6. 76. Sometimes I will be doing stuff around the house and I find myself singing, Brother man, brother man. I hate you, Lady Kay. It's not my fault.

I hope we produced that shit. And then I have another one from Thaddy Joe. Again, not that my opinion really matters, but 100% rather the video be here on Spotify. Also, high review girls. A lot of, there's been a lot of people that have said they've, wanted the video on Spotify I wonder if I can outsource that because I'm not going to get around to it

but I bet I can outsource it. All right, I'll make a note about that. Thank you. Good feedback. Is that all the comments you wanted to read? Yes. Okay, there's lots of other comments.

Get on there when you listen on Spotify and comment on the episodes and I guess it helps the algorithm or something or makes me feel popular. It doesn't matter. Include the word Megan. It'll be read. We always tell people that.

Annie, any new reviews that we have? Yeah, you can leave them on most other, most platforms. This first one comes in from Short Ski 75 on Apple. This is a one-star review, totally unwatchable. How can anyone stand this dribble, one star? That sounds like a five-star review. That is a five-star. Nice, well played.

The other one comes in from podcast addict, and the user is named My Anus is Hungry for you basically they listen to half an episode from a podcast and then make fun of it no matter whether it's good or not they don't even ask whether the they don't know the host or ask for follow-up questions for inside jokes and they don't understand them really it just seems to be a vehicle for a couple of failed stand-ups to make lame jokes which would be fine but there is no reason to drag other people's better podcast through the mud I do not recommend this show that is a one star from someone who hosts a podcast absolutely yeah Nope, that's a high-star review.

Oh, shit. That got me. I've seen a lot of those over the years. Right. Wow. They don't even get what we do. He really shit all over you. That's funny.

You don't even know me. Yeah. Well played. All right. Let's blast through some voicemails, right? Is that the section of the show that we're in? No. That's where we blast.

Carl, Charlie, I'm watching your OB's live therapy session with Ron the waiter. one of the most brilliantly delivered lines is when you say this is a very special episode of WATP where we pay tribute to OPE's mentally ill mother who passed that down to OPE. That might be one of the funniest lines I've heard in the last month or two on one of these podcasts. Anyway, I enjoy your Wednesday show.

I like producer Chris, and I'm starting to come around to liking Adam kind of. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Anyway, it's so... Me too. I played that like maybe. 10 times really well delivered anyway have a nice day well thank you for the call and almost ever got a compliment on that so that was good so let me get this straight

stuttering john's main reason for becoming a lawyer is so he can work pro bono for underprivileged people yes because john's all about charity just like the compound media crew when they stuck around and did his podcast for nothing he's all about he and his dumb mind am i blatantly stating me out of this and it's a dumb mind he wants to be a lawyer so i don't have to pay for lawyers and he wants to weaponize the law against people who say mean things about him this dumb little head yes john wants to sue everyone if he could just do it himself i think it would be a good look but i think that's why he wants to do that this uh recorded messages for WATP and listening to the MJ segment on the program, if you ask you're a friend

Drew Lane or any Metro Detroit, Drew and Mike listener from years on, MJ is the morning show host that had William Shatner on. And at the end of the interview, he complimented William on his toupee. William took great offense to that. And then asked him famously, do the initials MJ stand for what? Most Jerk, which is probably one of the best comebacks ever in the world. Love you guys. Hugs and Kisses. Bye.

Yeah, it's funny when I was on Drew's show yesterday, they actually found that clip and played it. And it's really funny that Bill Shatner is not to take kindly to being asked if he's wearing a two-pay or not and kind of prove that he definitely is because he was very angry about that question. This one's for you, Adam. Hey, Carl, Matt from Minnesota here. I want to say first time, long time I might have called before I don't remember.

I was watching House with my wife the other night which random episode and I thought I recognized the name in the opening credits and I was like, oh cool

Adam Bush is going to be in this episode and Adam Bush's character is just a regular clinic patient who spends the entire episode trying to convince his house he wants to bug cows only to turn out

he wants to fuck his mom at the end. Pretty great little spot. Fun seeing you there, Adam. Have a great day, guys. I played a character called Rob Saul. You really are typecast. It's pretty brutal what happens. That MJ dickhead is like the actual real-life version of Chip Chippers.

He even sounds like he's doing a Jim Norton impression. Also, the truth must be heard. Carl Leach's poop. Oh, whoa. Cut it. Cut the line. Cut the line. Yeah, we did a show with Eric Nagel on Saturday about M.J. Morning show and all the hilarious Wi-Fi names. Yikes. Hey, we were talking about Opie's therapist earlier. Hey, I wanted to add a detail about the whole Opie and therapy thing.

Anthony Cooneyer once talked about this. Opie went to his mother's therapist. The mom was fucking crazy and all that He went to the same therapist that she did I don't know what to make of that Whether that was his beneficial or negative for him But it doesn't sound like a good idea Anyway call me back

He did it to hurt her Right I'll take her He is away from you Uh huh you can leave That's horrible Hello, Ciccarra, just do it. This is John Edward Melendez,

and I am here to divulge a secret. This whole thing has been a rather eccentric ruse. I am, in fact, not an alcoholic. I drink water out of my ultralight cans. All right. All right. This goes out for a while. I'll cut it there.

Sounds like he's been hanging out with Kiki too much. Yeah, that's not a little bit more like Kiki. We did that joke on one of the deep fake videos we did with Circus Grenade, Circus Midget. That's right. Circus something. Midget. Circus Mettip. Yeah.

We did the, after John gets up with the podcast, he's all sophisticated, proper. Just playing a character the whole time. We don't talk about Ray DeVito very much over on this channel. Carl D.Lock, so I just wanted to shout out all the people over at the Ray DeVito. Institute for the Shekler Institute for Ray DeVito studies. I think it's great that they're back. We obviously don't have any idea how prolific a serial killer Ray is, but we can't see by them digging up his driving record that he is quite adept at, you know, misdirecting people.

So hopefully this will warn some of the women to stay off the I-80 and away from Raymond DeVito. Yeah, I guess the Shekler guy who makes. some of those documentaries about Ray DeVito. I guess he's resurfaced. And I haven't talked to Ray in a while, but the last time I thought to him, he was like, freaking out, I

wouldn't even say what? He was just freaking out about this guy, so I think he gets under his skin. It's not good. Oh, what the fuck? I used to have to listen to the MJ morning show for its entirety every morning at my last job. Oh, sorry.

The guy in charge of the radio, thought the show was hilarious, and thought everything was real. It was the most aggravating fucking job of my life. And did you think the woman stuttering John had on who interviewed him kind of sounded like stalker Patty? Call me back. Yeah, there's a little bit of that. She's got a speech thing going that she was talking about.

It's got like the RFK Jr. thing happening. I'm pretty sure. All right. What a show, guys. Thank you all for being here. Let's keep going. Oh, yeah. Let's just keep it going forever. Just do it. No, that's enough. I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. That was a great episode. That was really great. Yes.

Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. I got to go. Bye. Okay. Okay. Bye.

She's going swimmingly. I love that new drop. Bye.