Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep682 - Opie’s New Cohost, Bill Burr, Brendan Schaub, StutJo

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

After some dumb Dabbleverse drama about KarmicX and Felicia Gillespie breaking up, we check in on the latest from Bill Burr. It’s amazing that as most of his fanbase turns on him and his numbers dwindle, he’s discovered the secret of life. Ol’ enlightened Billy is now struggling with how to be both happy and funny. Spoiler - he’s neither.  On the Fighter and the Kid, Brendan Schaub gets very defensive when his guest, Timmy No Brakes, asks why he gets so much hate. Bryan and Brendan need to get on the same page because they seem to have very different strategies when it comes to handling detractors. Stuttering John is very upset that VTL said he’s an alcoholic so he convinces his audience that he doesn’t have a drinking problem. We’re convinced. Adam was checking in on Opie and his new cohost, another open micer who is way too old to be an open micer. Megan joins us with another round of “Is It Gay?”, Annie is on for the second edition of the Opie or Burr game, and Cardiff leads us in a round of “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish up with comments, reviews, and voicemails.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/WubLe-a0ol8  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Opie tries out a new co-host, and the results are hilarious. Megan's going to bring another round of Is It Gay? Cardiff's going to bring another round of to poke a dabbler. We also have that brand new game, Opie or Burr? So we're playing that as well. Of course, your reviews and voicemails. But first, the talk of the dabblerverse. has to be Karmic X breaking up with Felicia Gillespie and crying about it this weekend.

It's all I'm seeing anyone react to or talk about, whether it's Karmic himself or Pat Dixon, Felicia's an ex-boyfriend, or if it's Felicia going on shows and talking about this. The list goes on. Everyone is talking about this event. And I do not want to talk about this. Okay. And I'll tell you why. These people are fucking gross.

I said this from the get-go. When they started dating, the way we all found out about it was that on MLC, on Kevin Brennan's show, Felicia and Carmico on and give us all of the details about their weekend having sex. Oh, well, Thursday night, he had whiskey dick, but then Friday night, he went down, I went down on him, and then Sunday he went down on me, and he didn't ejaculate this night, but he did that. It's like, what are we talking about? These are gross, disgusting people, and I'm really glad it worked out the way that it did. It's what they both deserve. You have Karmic doing a thing that I got to imagine is the worst nightmare of any woman. You have two of your ex-boyfriends getting out of stream together.

Talking about you. Talk about what a garbage person you are to date. That's got to be horrible. And Fulish, it deserves that because she goes on Kevin Brennan for clout and goes, yeah, and then he couldn't get it up. And then I did this. It's like, holy shit. What is wrong with these people? Is the devilverse unique in this way?

Because I don't know. Are there other places on the internet where people are just talking about the sex? We don't have time to investigate. We got to keep up on this. I don't. I mean, between granny and some of these other disgusting humans who just tell you about their intimate relationships with other people that we all know of from these shows. I just find it gross. And it's just, it's not like, listen, am I watching all these shows?

Yes. I'm trying to. I can't keep up. Right. But it's not something that I need to be talking about here. I guess I just did. Adam, what's your take? I think Felicia, she might not enjoy the content of what they had to say,

but I think she enjoys the idea of her ex-boyfriends getting together and having a roundtable discussion about her. And it's just happened recently because I'm not, I don't always get karmic, but something about him is similar to Opie. Whoever they're with, they make better. And everyone making fun of him this week, as he just goes deeper and deeper and deeper. It makes everyone better.

I'm enjoying everyone's coverage of this. It's a magical quality that might be his only talent because other than that, I can't think of any. Well, what you're describing right now is like, for example, Stuttering John is a snooze fest, but Cardiff on with Stuttering John makes John interesting. So you're describing a lull cow is what you're saying. That's what I'm saying.

Ron, the waiter by himself, is quite torturous, but with O.B., he's just magical. Right. And it wasn't a real relationship that Karmic had, and he's just kind of... Actually, he still hasn't figured it out, but it was never real. It was always of convenience,

and so she could have something to talk about on these shows, which I guess is worth, you know, destroying a man. Finger Felicia's fishy flaps. So you have a clip that you want to play that I think's related to this, Adam? Oh, yeah, it just got so bizarre and so meta and hard to explain to people,

that it felt like this foreign film of five seconds of Karmic watching Stuttering John watching Karmic. This makes me feel sad. That's why I drink fucking proudly right now.

Now, Adam, I don't know if you know this, but on yesterday's Stuttering John program, John was watching Carmich watching John watched Carmen I swear to God John found this

on some subreddit and popped it on and it was ridiculous I was going to pull clips of it but I decided that it's impossible

to follow when someone's watching themselves watch themselves watch themselves no and especially when they really like it like that's their special place

oh John was agreeing with himself Joe's always be like yeah I know this guy gets it so fucking stupid And these people are really just bat shit. So, all right, that's enough Carverick talk. I think everyone knows.

I think everyone knows what we're talking about with that. If you're following this, if you're not, consider yourself lucky. There's really no reason to be. No. There's another thing that we need to celebrate in the dabbled verse. Is that right, Adam? That's right. Joey C. just celebrated his 60th birthday, everybody.

How about that? No shit. He's like John's age. Mm-hmm. So, and this is just the first three seconds of his intro. This is just how he started the show I thought was just so perfect. How was everybody going on? All right.

He's dressed up nice for this. I just love the sigh before he starts. That makes me happy. Do this again. I didn't know, Joey, he was still doing stuff. Is he still running for president? Didn't he win? I didn't.

I voted for him. Don't blame me. I voted for him. That's for sure. All right. Let's get into the real topics at hand today. And one of them being Bill Burr. Now, Bill Burr has fallen off of a cliff as far as his numbers go.

And it seems like a lot of people have turned on him ever since the Riyadh comedy festival, all the things that he used to preach. He seemed to throw out the window in order to take a payday and go perform for the Saudi prince. and so he's been having a hard time dealing with that. It's actually been doing a terrible job managing that. I don't know who his publicist is or if he hired a PR company, a crisis PR consultant. I actually used to work at a company that we had a PR crisis team. That's not a fun job. Your client calls?

It sucks. You know what? That's phone just to ring it off. Yeah, right. I imagine. It's never a good thing. So I can only imagine that Bill worked with these people, but I don't know. I don't know if you listen to any of them or what he's doing,

but I'm happy to report I listened to his show from Monday. And holy shit, he's figured it all out. He's figured out life. Everything is better now. No more problems at all, which is very exciting. But Adam, I know you were checking out the Thursday podcast. So why don't we start there? It's the same place.

He is expressing his, you know, people work their whole lives to reach enlightenment. But he found it very quick. He's being humble about it, but he has reached a new plane, and he's sharing it with us. And I kind of figured out that when I act, I open the door up to all these emotions that I don't allow myself to feel. So then a lot of misdirected shit comes out. So this time after my acting gig, I was like, you know what, I'm going to leave that door open and see what happens. And it was a fucking game changer, to say the least. just the fact that I could even tell you guys this

without getting emotional Yeah, like I wouldn't have been able to do that Like two, three weeks ago It's fucked So do you just say he's opened up to emotions And because of that he's not emotional That's what I heard And then it sounded emotional

And then he got emotional about it. But he's got it all figured out, though, right? And he figured it out all from acting? He got in touch with some emotions and through letting them out, I think he felt a catharsis. He felt like he'd had a really good massage. Okay. And is a new guy and is trying to hold on to this because he's been fooled before by thinking he's on a new level. Yeah, fast forward a few days on Monday and he's still struggling with, do I haven't figured out?

I think I haven't figured out. well in summation he said it's fucked yeah yeah mm-hmm which is funny because it it's not very funny he he's talking about um doug stanhope has an act about being lost in a cave and he has to take all the funny out of that like if you get lost like trying to find a fucking way out it takes you your whole goddamn life it's nuts sorry dude i know i'm supposed to be fucking making you laugh here jesus christ am i got a bomb tomorrow night was it yeah tomorrow night in bakersfield i'm not but my act right now is really weird my act like three quarters of it is the guy before these experiences and then the last quarter of it is shit i've

written since then so it's gonna be a little physical graffiti it's kind of kind of be like a double album or you like remember when the black crows would do like an electric and then an acoustic set it's it's kind of it's gonna be uh it's gonna be weird so i can report on this because as he talked about a little bit on his Monday show. It was weird. It was weird. The crowd was not with him on this. But this is really odd because Bill Burr is a veteran stand-up comedian.

It's been doing this a very long time. And we just heard that he's figured out a thing, some life hack, that's changed his emotional state. And that was like a few days ago. We're talking about this is just only been going on for less than a week. And now his act is already transforming into a whole new thing that he's. doing this is a crisis this is a man who's in crisis mode right he is some of his comedy specials are looked at as some of the best ever and he's going i got this is like when tiger woods is on a change his swing you're like uh change your swing oh you got back pain okay

i guess that makes sense but bill don't stop being angry that's why you're successful what you need to do buddy great artists take risks and he sees it like that okay i don't happen To agree, I think he's having a crisis, not just as an artist, but as a person. He's not just saying, I don't know how to write jokes. He's like, I don't know how to relate to these people. And as we're going to see, as he talks to his kids and his wife, everything is different now. Okay. Because he's, you know, doing the work.

Fucking crazy. Fucking crazy. How long it took me to just do that. And as always, it's just you think it's a mountain and you're just stepping up. onto like a curb, I would say. I don't know. Anyway, let's talk football. Yeah.

Good transition. Is this what his stand-up show is going to be like, too? Yeah. Let's get real serious. Okay. Now, did anyone catch the Bears game? I'm not crying. I got someone in my eye.

We got a lot of work to do and a long road to do it. All right. Let's talk about football. Right. Now, when he was explaining that it seems like a mountain, but it was just a curb. So he's figured out the secret to life like that. He thought it was going to be this whole journey

to have to go through. But apparently he just took some peyote and was like, oh, now I got it. He said it was like that. He just had a tiny emotional breakthrough of letting some emotion out. And it was enough just that little to cause this new outlook, this new approach. And it feels like a mountain, but he knows it's just a tiny little curb. Okay, good. Being humble about it.

I'm happy to report that we will get some more insight on the Monday show of how to actually achieve this nirvana, the Zen that he's figured out. So how? How? I'll get there. Oh, can I give you all my money now? Yes, please. All we do it is supertip.g.g. slash wATP.

It's the one way you'll learn about this. Because no one's listened to the show. So I guarantee no one knows the answer. It's always funny when somebody has known for a thing and then they decide that's the thing that's killing them. It happens more than enough. It does. And Billy just didn't handle

the criticism very well, that's all. You didn't have to change anything else. He could have just been like, ah, yeah, I probably should have taken that money and act like it was the greatest experience of my life. Eh, you're right. That was stupid. It's all you're to do. It's amazing that every other comic, aside

from Jessica Carson, every other person who's on that, everyone's given a pass to and everyone's moved on. It's not even a thing anymore. Even the people that had negative attention because of this have moved on. He's still stuck in this. Whitney Cummings, thank you. Yes, Whitney Cummings was the other one.

not recover from this very well. Aziz seems to be all right. He had a film come out. Yeah, and he addressed it with Jimmy Kimmel, and it wasn't great, but whatever, he dressed it and moved on. The reason why I couldn't think of Whitney because I said, comic. So I was like, ah, who else was it? Oh, right.

Ashley's sister. Ashley's sister, I should have known, yes. Well, this was a very opie. I mean, this should be for the Opie Billberg game show. So I went down to the hardware store. Hang on a second, honey. I'm going to the fucking hardware store. So I go down there, and I can't tell if this thing is metric standard.

For all you fucking people out there that have been yelling, I couldn't tell if it was metric or standard. So I had to go through them all until I figured out what it was. I still don't remember. And then I had to get some light bulbs and shit, and I found out that there's certain light bulbs that they have an app on them. Okay. I'm going, Opie.

I think the thing you have to think about when you listen to Bill Burr's podcast And Bill should think about this too If he's ever listening to this review Imagine he wasn't famous already Right It's crazy I

The way we started WAPE I was like trying to find cool podcasts After Open Anthony was canceled And Howard Stern got shitty I was like oh that's cool I'll find podcasts and I like And I went through so much garbage That I said

there should be someone Jack Tover in these podcasts, they stink. And Bill's would be up there with any of these randos that we discovered early on doing WATP where it's just like people are so self-involved and self-indulgent and they want to tell you about the minutiae

of their day. And everyone points to Howard Stern. Howard Stern was able to just talk to you about his day and what he did. It's like, yeah, Howard Stern could do that very well. And he made it look easy. Yes.

That's the problem. Yeah, that is the problem right there. It sucks. No one cares. Going to the hardware store, whether you knew it was metric or standard, no one cares. And if I pressed Bill on it, he would tell me he doesn't care. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, imagine telling Bill this story.

Right. I'm going to go get coffee. Recommending this podcast to him, being like, you should listen to this. He would hate this. Yeah. This is terrible. Yeah, go get coffee. It's about coffee houses that he doesn't tell you where they are about films.

He won't tell you what he's working on and breakthroughs. He won't tell you specifically. what happened. And he'll tell you he loves coffee, but he doesn't know why. What's good about this particular coffee? Well, I'm not going to tell you the particular coffee, and I don't know why. Cool. And if somebody ever defines him as a coffee man, he's like, this is a very recent hobby. Yeah. His fucking hobbies. His hobbies are so obnoxious. We'll get into that. Uh, you got one more clip on here. Yeah, this really makes me want to go see his act in Cerritos coming up. I'm using the wrong reference. Like, my act right now, it's like, is me

before I've had these breakthroughs most of my act and then there's the post whatever the fuck I am right now so we'll see how this works out That is not a good way to sell it but I am curious So you and Christian Blatt are going to go see him

I hope so yeah What's the date of that? The 18th Oh like next week Yeah Okay yeah yeah you can you can build that to WATP I think this is important I think this is important I'm going too

Yeah yeah yeah please If Christian tries to bring a plus one though you got to nip that in the butt I'll pay for Christian and Adam but that's as far as it goes that's fair so fast forward to Monday show and we talk about how Bill has just become

a terrible podcaster maybe he always was a terrible podcaster but he does things that are so egregious the name Ray DeVito comes to mind when I think about Ray DeVito's show how he's just flailing it's just nothing to do and if he just reads a It reminds him of something.

It'll just start singing a song. Hey, kid, rock and roll, rock on. That one? Why is that? Where do we go? Blue jean, baby queen. Prettiest girl I ever seen. See a check on the movie screen.

Jimmy D. Jimmy D. Rock on. this is a man who's just filling time yes and he's bored out of his mind that's the other thing too you can tell if someone's enjoying doing their podcast of course we've been saying for weeks now that i think bill's trying to get fired yes i don't think he wants to do this podcast anymore because he seems so bored doing it he'd rather be doing anything else in fact you know he plays drums now uh oh and uh at the end of this podcast he's like i gotta go practice my drums like that's all

he was thinking about the whole time because he starts telling us about what he's doing with his drum kit amazing so i've been sticking with that uh that drumming thing too trying to free myself up learn how to do that flow mode shit and just not judging my fills and playing a bar and then playing a fill playing a bar and then you know groove and then just playing a fill and just shitting out fills some of them are okay some of them stink some of them are horrific but there's a few that are okay And that's what I'm focusing on, man. I'm going to go back and replace Phil's with episodes.

Yeah. Now, at least he has hobbies. Like, Opie doesn't have any interest in life. And Bill has a bunch that he talks about. But imagine, like, Steve Martin back in the day, had a, was hosting a radio show. And all he was telling is, like, working on juggling or, you know, making, uh, making balloon animals. He's like, ah, I made a fox today, guys. I decided to pick up a banjo with a fifth string on it today.

No, no, no. He just goes out there and just does it. He's just like, oh, this guy's really talented. He can juggle and shit. That's cool. Right. He doesn't sit there and tell you about how he's rehearsing. Right.

Something that isn't going to come to anything. Bill is a performer. He doesn't need to tell us that he's working on playing drums. It's very boring. Back to trying to get fired. Like, he was the angry comic. Yes. You know?

And that's how we fell in love with him. And now everything he says sounds like he's angry at us. Yes. These stories make me angry. Yes. It's just contagious. Right. He's angry that he has to do a podcast.

Yeah. This episode, the Monday morning podcast, they went up on YouTube, Monday morning has 17,000 views on YouTube. As a comparison, point down a point that I did Monday evening on my channel has 19,000 views. It did tread. That's insane. Yeah. We did have Miss Judy on, so that was exciting.

But the fact that we get more views because Ms. Judy. I know, right? Yeah. Bill fucking Burr. Versus Bill Burr. Try to get fired. It's amazing. And, of course, Bill's going to talk about football and point spreads because he's

gambling on the games. We've got to get some point spread talk. Still didn't win. Lost by five. The spread was five and a half. Guys, we're going up against gangsters. We're going up against casinos. We're going up against computers.

And we're going up against algorithms. And what are we showing up with? We watch Sports Center every night going with a gut. I hate this take. I'm just going to explain real quick that Bill's better than this, and he should know better than this, because he talks about sports gambling all the time, he talks about sports all the time.

But I hate when people go, can you believe the bill's won by five and the points spread was five and a half? And they always point to that thing. It's just like, I mean, this is obviously because of algorithms and they're able to predict this stuff.

And no, no, no. It happens all the time. The point spreads are blown away. It's not even close to the point spread. It's nothing to do with an algorithm. It's the, they, they place it on where 50% of the people bet one way, 50% will bet the other way. That's how it's done.

It's really not that difficult to figure out. And Bill's take out of it. Like, can you believe this? That's supposed to be magic. It's not. Yeah. It's like people who bring Jesus into everything. Right.

You bring this omnipotent force that's working against him and society into everything, including just the randomness of a bet. Yeah. must be AI. No, no. The Bill's just played a soft defense and gave up some points after they scored 21 in the row. They still won the game, Chris. It's okay. They won the game.

It was very exciting. But this show has turned into like Gino Biscontes show. He's just talking about his picks. Unbelievable. So I don't know what to think about my team. And then I had, I had the Bears and they lost the game. So I ended up going two and two. So whatever.

Billy wins some, lose some. But I'm hanging in there. I am in striking distance. I need a three-in-one weekend. And I can't have anything worse than two-and-two and I can beat the book this year. I mean, this is sad. I've compared it to both Gino and Ray DeVito at this point.

Yes. And I'm right. I'm not even stretching for these comparisons. It's even worse. This is a vapid celebrity podcast. And it's a starlet telling you about what happened on the Real Housewives last night in detail, and if you like her, you'll like this. And that's it.

It's only for people that like her. I got to disagree with that, because think about this. At least that, if you're into the real housewives and someone's telling you what happened or something, then you're like, oh, cool, I watch that. I'm into that. Bill goes from, this is my drumming technique that I'm working on to the bills covered the spread or didn't cover the spread, but I bet the other guy. And then I picked the Bears and the Bears lost, and I'm two and two.

and then he gets into the meaning of life, which we'll get into. And then he does his ad reads where he's still doing his silliness. Hydro, everybody. Hydro. How are you? Sorry. This holiday season, train smarter, not longer. Who is this for?

It's for Bill. We talk about this. A lot of these guys do podcasts for themselves. Every topic that he brings up, most people would be tuned out immediately. They're having midlife crisis in front of us, and they can't talk to anyone, and they're using this thing as it. He's trying to figure out how to be a person again and using us as guinea pigs, and it's very boring. It's very boring, and it also is working against him. There's a psychosis that's going on as he just talks to himself on the show.

We've talked about that before. Guys, we just do a show by themselves and have to fill an hour or however much time, just talking. It's one thing if you're reacting to videos. I see a lot of people who are successful at that Because they're almost talking to the people that they're reacting to Sure But Bill just sits there and just rambles and has no script She was watching

Why the fuck does the heat shuts off And then it immediately goes on to cold Killing all the heat I don't understand it It's not something that I understand You understand that? No, no I do not I do not understand that Sorry, I just sat down to my leather chair.

Sounds like I farted. That is the sound of success when you sit down in a chair and it sounds like you farted. Stunk fart. Mhogany. It's just ADD, Bill. Yeah, he would do better to have a puppet, like on his hand. Right. He would do better to do anything.

Yeah, you're right. You can just read a book to us. there's a guy that we covered a long time ago, and I actually used to listen to his podcast. It's called something like, sleep with me or something to show that helps you fall asleep. And so you put it on at nighttime, and he just babbles,

and he stutters and stammeres, and sometimes he reads a story or sometimes he tries to remember a story like Peewee's big adventure. I'll just try to like out the top of his head go through what happens. The chargers are giving up seven points. Yeah.

That made more sense to me. than what Bill Burr is currently doing. It's just randomness and nonsense. The only time, and you see the title of this, the Diddy Doc, AI Privacy, and an escort issue, two of the three things are him responding to an email that he received, whether that's real or not. So he's not even coming up with topics to talk about.

He's just randomly talking about the football games he saw, how he's practicing his drums. And then, Adam, we have to get back to the meaning of life. I'm so happy for Bill. He's got it all figured out. This is a big breakthrough. I was doing some other stuff that I got this new chunk now that I'm like, I think I got this thing beat you guys all of these years trying to like,

I have options to other emotions. Like I was driving in my car today and my kids were just acting up and they were driving me nuts and I never lost my, I never raised my voice till on the way home. every once in a while you've got to be like hey hey enough like that's as worse as it got but i was just going like guys guys you have to calm down all right i know you're excited i know we're going to the mall but you know stop kicking my seat like you know i don't i don't mind red lights i don't mind people cutting me off. I don't like, I just, I don't mind traffic. Wow. This man has achieved. Yeah. Internal peace. I just don't like my kids. They're kind of assholes,

but I don't mind you cut me off. But to see what happened, it happens so fast. He's been like, calm for a week, maybe a month, and he's already like, I need to teach you guys how to be, you don't get it. Oh, it's a fat person going to the gym for the first week. Yeah. So he's doing the work and Adam, it's literally been one week. But I'm doing the work though. Every day I get up and, uh, you know, I got these breathing exercises and I meditate and then I have like this little manifesto on what I want for the day. And it just sort of reminds me, you know, instead of just waking up and doing my French lessons and the stuff that I do, I prioritize this. So, I don't know, this is, this is the biggest thing in my life right now, other than being a husband and a father.

This is the biggest thing in my life is if I can get past this. I can't imagine. I mean, I didn't think I was ever going to get on the other side of this. So I'm actually really excited. I've been very rudely comparing him to Ray and Gino. But now I've got to go with Howard Stern and Opie. It's always these guys who ever else can plainly see their flaws and the fact that they're in a spiral. And they're the guys who go, you know what guys?

I actually had an epiphany. I'm working on myself and things have never been better. And you go, oh, I don't think that's true at all. I'm just observing what's going out. It seems like things are going really poorly for you. But they said it. And I don't know if they're trying to convince me or themselves or both. Yeah, hopefully everyone.

Right. It does seem that way because it's amazing. that all of a sudden Bill has life figured. I was he 50-something years old. He just finally figured out life after he lost more than half of his fan base. That's what it took for him to be like, ah, let this life things easy. Guys come back, I get it now.

Right. In fact, he should have done that. He did not handle this well. Didn't Aaron Imhold find Jesus at some point after he was in front of a judge? In court. Aaron Imholt's another example of one of these guys who all of a sudden he's got life all figured out. when he's being sentenced to jail for revenge porn. But Bill is concerned that now that he's not as angry as he used to be,

that this might make his comedy not as stinging. You know, I had a couple of weird shows this past week where I had like, I don't know, I just didn't feel like I quite connected with the crowd. And I was going like, ah, fuck, here it is. Here it is. This is what they always said if you get happy. You know, your funny's going to. go away and uh i just think it was you know i was nervous when i went to baker's say i'm like oh god

am i just going to be fucking mediocre bill now and um ambria fortunately had told made fun of my boots i had on doc martin she goes she goes i like your white supremac boots like what are you talking about so what saved the show even though it didn't go well i teased that before he was concerned about it not going well it didn't go well but his opener made fun of his boots. So that guy'll chuckle. That's good. He's worried his funny's going to go away. He seems very isolated. Yeah. It's like the rock star who gets sober. He sounds like the rock star who gets sober, you know, he's just like, wow, I don't know. Am I still going to be able to write the songs that I used to write? It's like, I know this is the right thing for me to do. Bill's struggling with this

thing where he's like, listen, my life's never been better. I am loving everything. But I can't connect with the audience at all because I'm just up there kicking my time. toes around and going, is it a life grand? Everyone's going, make with the funny, asshole. Stay in there counting as money. Enlightenment is not something you can tell someone about or convince them of. You either have it or you don't, and people have to come to you. Yeah, monks, shut the fuck up about it.

You ever know what you said? That's a rule. They're not knocking at my door. They're not out there proselytizing. They're not like always asking for more monks. They're not even genuine. They stay by themselves. Right.

They're like, fuck you, we got to figure it out over here. Yeah. They'll beat it, idiots. If you want to join their club, you've got to do a lot of shit other than just having a mantra and doing some light meditation in the morning with your French lessons. Then I'm out. Then I'm out. So he did have this great new bit that he was working out on stage that he wished he recorded because it was so funny. Trump blowing Bill Clinton allegedly on a fucking island.

I mean, it's just, shit is just fucking. Like, I'm not. whatever part of the internet that is I'm not on it and people they just send you text and all it does is make you feel good that you're not really on the internet anymore you fucking see this shit it's like what

somebody said Trump blew Bubba and they think that means this big Bill Clinton I'm like what remember he said I'm not on the internet anymore he's like this is hilarious this stuff on the internet this is wild It sounds like you'd enjoy it. I thought he was going to start crying there.

Yeah, it got real close. I was manic a little bit. Getting to hear his take on it was great, you know, a mind like that. I was like, what? It was so dumb. He goes, I was working out this bit. I'm sure you heard this, Adam. I was working on this new bit.

I wish I recorded it because I was just talking about Trump blowing Clinton and people were crying and laughing. And I brought both sides together. And he's explaining, and I think he's a brilliant stand-up. But I've heard him work things out in real time on his podcast. and it never goes well. So I was just like, how is this any of this possible? And you forgot all of it?

You can't repeat any of it or make sense of what it was. That's too bad. Gosh, darn it. When you're in a flow state, you know, you don't even know it's just working through you. You're just a vessel, Carl. Yeah, he caught it just for that moment. And so he's concerned about what his stand-up is going to be in the future because he's just completely fixed. I'm in a great mood.

And I am so happy and thankful that there's people out. there that you can go to that can help fix you man because i really never thought i was going to get on the other side of this shit i really didn't and um this is fucking nuts dude like i am like when you listen to this monday that it'll be one one week i mean i haven't flipped out about anything all right maybe not take it maybe don't take a victory lap just because you haven't lost your cool in one week Yeah. I've lost my temper in seven days.

Okay. Yeah. Maybe you're getting old and just softening, like. Or maybe you're having a good week. It's fine too. We're just dealing with shit. Well, I will say this. I know the people who suffer from clinical depression are happiest right before they

make the decision to off themselves. You know what I mean? Because they're like, oh, the pain's finally over. I feel like Bill's going through a similar thing. It was just like, you know what? Fuck it. I got enough money. I'll just never go to the internet or do a stand-up show ever again.

The audience doesn't like me. My podcast is tanking. I'm getting the sense. He's just like, because he even said, he goes, the most important things to me are being a father and a husband and my meditation. I think it might just go fuck off and just do that now. You know, Louis C.K. had to retire for very different reasons, but it happens. People are at their most fragile right around the holidays.

That too. I have one more clip on here, and then we'll see what Adam picked up on from this episode. But thankfully, Bill does get into some conspiracy stuff, and you've got to remember that his wife is feeding him all sorts of nonsense. I mean, that's the direct way. We're heading towards a cashless microchipped future, and there's only one thing to blame, and that is immigrants and non-white people. They're the fucking reason why that you blame everything,

despite the fact that it's super rich white people fucking you over, and you just keep looking at these people who have no seat at the table and no power to change your fucking life. You know, I've given up on it. I have given up on it. He has such a straw man argument going on, where it's like, okay, there's problems in this world. And these people all think it's because of brown people immigrating into the country. But I know that it's rich white people.

Like, could it be neither of those things possibly? No, we're supposed to go, yay, Bill. The people, I was talking about this with Ms. Judy and Vince the lawyer on Monday on Point, Devil Point. People who make everything about race are weird. I find that odd behavior where Bill has to point out it's the rich white people. people. Not the Saudi billionaires. They're actually pretty cool. They share their money with you. These, these white billionaires, though, they're the problem. I, uh, I just find that off-putting and kind of a lame take that he has. Adam, what did you pick up on from this episode? This is, uh, he'd watch the ditty doc. Yeah. And he didn't want to get too into it because he's like, I don't like seeing, uh, people. Just check out what happens here in number three. Okay. So I missed the one where they showed his abusive childhood, but I'm like, you know what?

I've seen enough of this. I think I've seen enough of this. I don't want to watch anymore. I want to watch any more this stuff. Okay, I had enough bad shit happen to me. I don't need to watch somebody else who had even worse shit happen to them, which made them do even. It's really weird. That whole fucking genre is just weird.

Oh, where was he going with that? You know what's even a worst guy than me is this ditty character. How so, Bill? Bill, you kind of trailed off there. Whoops. Oh, that's interesting. That's the work. And you saw it's not there because it was a dead stop.

He couldn't. Let's see how the Patriots are doing. Yeah, you're right. He couldn't finish that thought because it got too real. That was an interesting conversation he had about this Diddy Doc, too, where he's just like, I don't know what people's fascination with this is. everyone's watching true crime stuff and serial killers and that seems to be what people are into but meanwhile like the ditty doc was one of the main topics one of the things he wanted

to talk about on the show it's in the title of the of the episode so he knows it's salacious and it gets eyeballs but he's above it though too he's too good for it he really comes off like more like the royalty that he's been spending time with than the boston guy that is his character he sounds very aloof i've noticed that and that's coming from me right Right. Hollywood Adam, they call them. Yeah. Any other clips from this episode? I know I probably stole your thunder a little bit.

No, it's very interesting to see which ones you kept because we were both drawn to the same areas. This is fascinating. He explains why he's not responsible in number six. Fucking weirdo, sexy bees, fucking banker, fucking politician criminal parties, whatever the fuck they're doing. Some Illuminati guy's basement. Like, whatever the fuck. Like, I know that shit has probably always been going on. But we didn't know about it.

What? Like, I don't want to fucking know about that. Isn't he the guy who brings the truth or speaks truth to power and stuff? And now he's bearing his head in the sand? How is he supposed to know it was a different time? Fair enough. It was a different era. People knew you just didn't listen to them.

You weren't one of them. Now you are. Yeah. Interesting. Did you hear his keys jingling? That long paw, like he really wants to get out of there. Yeah, and he's fidgeting with stuff. In between this in passion speech.

And check out number four, and I think we'll understand who he spends time with. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. People, there is a level of society. There is a level. Is it even civil? I don't know what it is at that point. Or I just think you just have so much fucking money and you've literally done everything.

And it's like, what is there left to do? I don't know. You want to just blow each other, but we're not gay. I know, but what else is there to do? There's nothing. It was something about, I can't. Yeah. But he doesn't think he's that guy.

No. It's so bizarre. Someone posted, I saw it on social media, I think, the way Bill was dressed for his recent stand-up show, where he's wearing like a flannel and he's got his work boots on, you know, and he just looks like he's up. He's got a lunch, but. Color bill. Yeah, right.

He's got this paper bag with a sandwich in it. Like, oh, there's a old blue-collar bill over there. He's not fooling anyone. What is it all hat, no cattle? Something like that. Something like that, yeah. Any other clips from here? No, that's it.

I mean, it's just, it should be noted that he's having a crisis because of not understanding the reaction he's getting. It's not like a midlife. It's due to this. And he's using it as an excuse to do all of this soul-searching and become this new person that, nobody asked him to do we asked him to do one thing and he's like i'll do anything else in the world as much as i can but that isn't that surprising like he's dug his heels in so deep that now we

cannot go back and just go i fucked up i didn't handle this while at all yeah there's a like not addressing something and just moving on and being yourself but instead he's talking about it without talking about it and it makes it so much worse he's putting himself through way more torture yeah by changing his lifestyle ruining a stand-up act reading his podcast seeking enlightenment right why would you fuck you up but if you were a criminal if you were a murderer we'd be like

we appreciate you're doing yoga did you stop murdering people you got me the meditation's great now I'm glad that you're recognized the knife recognize some flaws all right let's check out what's going on my buddy Brendan Shob dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Because to me, I'm just like, oh, it's just a, it's literally a blimp in the road, man. Stupid ass can be. The fighter and the kid with Brian Cannon and Brendan Schaub had Timmy No Breaks. Timmy No Breaks is a comic. He does stand up. He's known for Kill Tony, but he came from the world of improv. He does characters.

And he comes on the show. And I love that immediately he gets into, like, man, people really hate you. you guys. What's that all about? I mean, you guys know hate. I have questions about that. What do you got? Oh, please. Why, why are you guys hate some? Like, why do you guys get all this hate? Why do we get hate so much? We've been around

for 14 years. And so, whatever. And so what happened? And then how do you deal with that? Like, what don't? You just like, fuck it at this point? No, no, I, we shouldn't say we don't, because I think forever, like, you get advice from, like, Rogan, bigger dogs, and you're like, just ignore all of it, just don't. And there's that aspect

of it. You don't want to, like, breed all the comments nonstop but like with the reddit group we have now it's like like you know nick simmons he's like man i think you guys should like shine some light on it some like it's this elf in the room like it's not a bad thing there's actually some really funny stuff on there breton's got a whole new strategy dealing with the hey you're brian just go yeah man it's just because we've been around a long time so that's what happens and nothing's going to change don't deal with it yeah don't deal with it and breton's like no no no no there's this subreddit that everyone goes to and they cloud us.

And so I think we should start addressing the subrida. And I think this might be a good strategy for Brennan's shop if he can handle it well. But. Well, we're going to find out how that works out throughout this interview. But first, let's find out more about how this subreddit came to be and what's really fueling it. In that Reddit group started off as a fucking, you know, they were big fans of the show. Yeah. Somehow got infiltrated.

and there's some evil people. If you look at the kill Tony subreddit, it's the same thing. It's evil, but you can't let the few evil people dictate all of it. You know what I'm saying? You get more love than hate. I'm sure you get hate. Oh, for sure. Okay.

So, Brett has got to be immediately like, like, everyone can't hate, right? You get hate too, for sure. Now, the reason why the subreddit started is because they disabled comments on YouTube. So the subreddit wasn't necessarily like fans. I mean, there are people watching the show. there's that sure but i think it's people who wanted to discuss what was going out with the show and didn't have another outlet so they're like all right we'll set up a subreddit and talk about this and so they kind of created this monster by turning off comments to begin with yeah you're

asking for it never a good move no and i get it your feelings get hurt when you read through those comments sometimes but Brendan said somehow the subreddit got infiltrated it got infiltrated by the evil people evil people the evil people i can see how he can deal with this then It was like a Donnie Brasco sleeper cell situation I've been working on a long time. And I get it. I totally, I've been around long enough to understand

why he would use a word like evil. There are people who fuck with people in real life. And Brennan Schaub has sued and I think is actively suing unique, a YouTuber for playing clips and making fun of them. So Brennan Schaub doesn't handle these things very well. He has a history of that. But to label these people evil,

because they're goofing on you is usually a stretch. But Brendan is going to cope pretty hard here. You've been famous for six months. Yeah, I wouldn't even call it famous. Well, you know, but I'm saying you've hit people's radar in the past six months. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was nothing.

So the hate, it doesn't get less. The more successful you get it. Like Tony gets a ton of hate, right? He's very famous. A ton. No one gets more hate than Joe Rogan, very famous. So it's like it comes with the territory. See, this is where you lose me, Brett.

And he started out in the right footing there. Let me say it a little clearer for you. You don't boo zeros. Right. That's what he's saying now. Joe Rogan gets more hate than we do. He also gets way more love than you guys do. Now he's just equating like all famous people get tons of hate.

And this is pure cope. Yes. It reminds me of stuttering John when he says all these people are just jealous. That's why they make fun of me. but then he can't figure out why we're not going after George Clooney. George Clooney is more famous than me. Why aren't you guys going after him? Oh, maybe it's not jealousy.

Maybe it has nothing to do with jealousy. Is that possible, John? Maybe we like clowning you because you suck. Yeah, and you take it so poorly that it's fun. And Brendan Chops sits there and he goes. Well, it's just famous people get hate. That's just how this works. So Rogan gets hate.

He goes, you haven't been famous very long. Trust me. You'll start getting him. My elderly parents know who Joe Rogan is. I don't think they've heard of Brendan Schaub. well i think that's what he's saying rogan gets more hate than than shab does

oh okay i thought he was putting himself in the same league well kind of yeah yeah okay that's what i heard no i know it's ridiculous and i just want to zoom out for a minute and introduce everyone to timmy no breaks timmy no breaks is this character that's similar to like a dice clay kind of guy and he's been on kill tony he crushes it on there and Madison Square Garden Show from three months ago, he came out.

So he's in front of a packed Madison Square Garden. So he got to give this guy credit. He's got some balls. This bit that he's doing is, I think, very funny. His YouTube channel is 122,000 subscribers. And he comes out in front of this audience and pretends that he's like Dice doing his greatest hits. You know, I've seen Dice before and people insist he do the nursery rhymes.

and everyone's like chanting it along with them and comics hate that they want there to be an element of surprise to the punchline that's how comedy works but sometimes guys just go this is what you want fine yeah let's get it over with let's do this this thing and so that's kind of the premise that we have here for this routine i think is very funny he's supposed to be in salt lake since oh my god there he is The newest icon makes some noise for Timmy, no breaks. Release the dubs. Okay, fuck, the dubs are dead.

I thought leather was more breathable. Let's cut down, let's take it from the top, guys. Fuck. Shut the fuck up. Guys. Tonight, I'm playing my hints. You know these, you love these. Y'all the punchlines out.

I recently found out you could get an erection after you die. Yeah. So Bruce was good. Die hard. Guys, what the fuck? These are my hints. Let's fucking go. I put my dick in a glory hole the other day.

Turns out my sister was on the other side. I'm like, why am I doing this? In my house, guys, these are my fucking hits. Let's go. This is embarrassing. Last chance, you dumbass retards. I got an STD the other day. It was the...

A's Farr! It's not a tone, I'm sorry. That's, I relinquished my time. That's, but, I'm a little stressed, you know? You said MSG, I went to fucking Chinatown. I almost didn't make it. Ladies and gentlemen, Timmy, no.

You know, that's just one example of what Timi Nobrace does. Very talented guy, very unique and clever bits that he does. so as Brendan and Brian are saying we've been out around a long time so we have all these haters and the more famous you get the more haters you get uh he makes a really good point the the time and inevitably there will be a time where it just doesn't go as well yeah i'll probably like people hate on now probably feel bad but now when like people like just like somebody just out of pocket will be like this fucking sucks it's funny to me like it's not it's not because i'm like it's it doesn't suck it was good it's amazing how you can deal with that

when you're like, oh, no, I have confidence in my product. And I know it's doing very well. And a lot of people enjoy it. So if you don't like it, then whatever. And that's the thing that Brendan and Brian do not have. Brennan and Brian are like, why do they hate it so much? Show up the comments. Stop them.

Stop them from talking. Sue them. Stop it. Come on. Don't make fun of us. They seemed like politicians. As soon as he brought up the question, they didn't even let him finish it or ask a specific question. Yeah.

He was just like, you know, the hate. and they just started controlling this story because they're a cameras on and they needed everyone to know what the truth is and the truth is what he just said they don't have a sense of humor about it and that's it and so Brian I don't even know why he brings this up because this doesn't change anything and so for me I never knew any like the Reddit thing I swear to God I've never I didn't know it exists my wife was like it's in the hundreds of thousands or something and I was like what is and she's like the there's a whole fighter in the kid's subreddit, which I had actually no idea about until it was coming after him to that

extent. Bray's just unaware of this stuff. Can you believe? I didn't even know this was going on. So what? Neither here nor there. And then he has to throw Brendan under the bus. And then my wife's just like, yeah, they really hate your co-host over there.

That's the thing they're all talking about. I was like, oh, well, thanks for letting me know. I had no idea what was happening. Brendan, of course, has come to this epiphany and finally figured it out. But the more you look into it, like they have some valid. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like when they're like, that was the point I was going to make. Yeah, they're like, the show used to be fun.

Now you guys gotten so political. And that's on me and Brian. Like, during COVID, like, it was a tough time. And like, we were pissed off living in California, man. Yeah. The show did get very political. But your audience doesn't want to see that. They don't want to hear you brag.

They don't want to hear you fucking talk about your political opinion. They're here for comedy to be a, and they want you to be a jackass. They have a valid point. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it funny how it started with, as you pointed out, Adam. Well, it's just we've been around a long time. We're super famous.

All famous people have haters. Joe Rogan has more haters than we do. And then as they're talking through it, Brendan's like, and they actually brought up some really good points. The show's kind of been shitty lately, and we could do better. And yet, Brian sounds so defensive. Brian's so defensive. Brian does not want this.

He's not on board of this strategy. No. Obviously. I don't know if he's trying to protect his buddy. Brendan Shob again, like you're going to get hurt. Don't try to avoid these people. Maybe. Maybe.

You're just going to get hurt again. I remember last time. Yep. You know how this goes. Well, Timmy actually brings up gringo poppy. And that, of course, is the stand-up show that is the worst rated stand-up show in the history of stand-up specials that Brendan Schott performed. And props to Timmy, he tries to give Brendan some credit here.

Some of them are just so over-the-top meme that it's funny. Yes. It's just so preposterous. I know what's funny okay so I two years ago somehow like I think I like was I don't know like I pulled up Gringo Poppy again or something I wrote a comment two years ago defending you

Oh brother randomly I was like I was like lit up No nobody like it was just because it didn't I was like watching again like this isn't like that It's is it the best stand up special no but like it made no sense The level of hate that it was getting some of it It was like they were jokes You know like so and I've only been doing like you know not that long but the thing but the issue is to give some of them credit so your

guest is helping you out i actually i wrote a couple years before you even knew you it's not that bad and fucking brendan shop already can't do this well where he's like already being defensive about it that's the brendan that i know right so he's trying to change his ways but he can't because it's not his real personality and he gets even more defensive here is like when I went on Schultz's show and he's like, you know, they're talking about the special. He's like, you know, it's not a Bill Burr special. And I went, well, hold on. But nobody in here is.

So if you're holding me to that standard because I hang out with Bill, I hang out with Brian or hang out with Joey Diaz or Rogan, that or Theo and Chris, my best friends are great comics. All right. So I think Andrew Schultz was trying to be polite. Yes. Be like, yeah, no, it's not a great and special. But what are you? Bill Burr? You know?

Yeah. And instead, Brett, it takes you're just like, yeah, but you're not Bill Burr either. He's like, yeah, I know. That's not what I was trying to give you some credit here. What would Stocho do? Yeah, it's like you could tell that Brendan Shubb's not going to do well with this new strategy of like leaning into it. Yeah. Because he's constantly defending himself.

In fact, later on in the program, this gets brought up again. He's defending it some more. It's the thing. People are like, oh, it's an hour. That was just, it was 22 minutes of stand-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't an hour. Yeah.

You know what I think really kind of fucked you a little bit? What's that? Was the way the set looked. because it looked like the buildings it just looked a little cheap with a cardboard cut out and I think that was something that people came at like you don't have to do a special

like most people don't do a special until they're 10 years in it's like there's no reason to do it right now because it just it's all downside I love that so Brendan's going you know it was only 22 minutes long people act like it's an hour long special

that sucked I mean I got it and out pretty quick on there and you have Timmy going yeah you know the set probably didn't help it wasn't conducive to laughs and everything and Brian Kahn just goes, he shouldn't have done that. Right. That was really stupid that he even did a special

to begin with. I grounded him after. Well, it's funny you say that. Uh-oh. Because earlier in the program before the clip we just saw, it gets brought up about like, Showtime offered you a special. You know, did you ever think to like maybe turn it down because you weren't ready? Like, I don't know, like you're doing, like you've been

How long have been doing stand up though? So it was an improv guy, but standup I'm coming up on three years. So you're fairly new. So imagine. Yeah, so was I. But imagine two years into it, Showtime comes to you and gives you a big paycheck.

I tried to talk him out of it. Yeah, yeah. Did people try to talk to you out of it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did people try to talk out of it? Oh, yeah. For sure.

And Bryce and they're going, yeah, I told him not to. Yeah. Told him multiple times not to take that special. But he's looking at him like a man rolled up with a shiny ice cream truck and told me to get in back, how could I not? Wouldn't you? You guys like, no, no, I might wait till I'm ready. Right.

That's my parents told me not to do shit like that. Which is why I wanted to play you at Madison Square Garden, because this guy is just popped out of the scene recently, and he's already so comfortable in front of a huge audience like that, to perform an act that doesn't get right to the punchline. If there's some build to it, which is a lot of pressure. Yeah. To do something like that.

It's not easy. So he's very comfortable. I imagine. And so I imagine, he's in the, they're looking at Brendan Schaubb going, yeah, I mean, you could have just said no, because you, especially wasn't going to come out very good. You weren't pretty good at it. And so it comes up like, yeah, so why did you do it?

Oh, yeah. What made you, what made you decide to be like, all right, was it, was it the money mostly or was it? No, I, so listen to this answer, because Brendan doesn't know what his answer is. What did make you do it? Was it the money? Because that's what he said. They handed them a bunch of money, but listen to what he said.

I thought he wanted to bring comedy to Saudi Arabia. No, you're thinking of a whole different guy on this. Oh, shit, okay. No, I always do my own thing. I like, because I knew I'd get hate from it, but it's like, this is a good opportunity, and it's just what I'm going to do. He should have listened, but you were a little cocky. That's all that.

You were young. So did you do it for the money? No, no, no, no. I just do what I want to do. I just don't listen to other people, and I knew it was going to suck, but I just did it because that's what I do. That's not a good answer at all. A better answer would be, yeah, I did it for the money.

It'd be a way better answer. And saying 22 minutes doesn't help. It makes it seem like you shouldn't have done it even more. Yeah. I imagine that means they cut out things that were even worse than what we saw in the special. Right. Because no one goes up with 22 minutes for their special. The headliders never do that.

And Brian, you could tell, is still angry at Brennan Schaub for, really dragging their podcast through the mud with the stand-up specials that he did. You had that, you have a lot of confidence, but also arrogance in that sense in that time. Like, we all, our biggest strength is a lot of times, our biggest weakness. He's kind of fearless, and I've always loved that about him. Like, he's truly fearless. He has to talk to him like he's a kid. Yeah. Now, he shouldn't have done that.

He was being a little arrogant, but sometimes I like that about him. He has a lot of self-confidence and he don't go try and do whatever he wants to try to do. Sometimes that hurts him. His biggest strength is his weakness, or his biggest weakness is his strength? We don't say stupid. We say he's fearless. Right. Yeah.

then, and this happens a while after this conversation, but I love this, that Timmy asks, hey, did you stop doing stand-up? Because as we know, Brendan Chub famously quit stand-up and said it's because I just need to spend more time with my family, my kids, my, my oldest needs me getting kicked out of his Little League games. I was just going to say, I'm not getting kicked out of enough games. It's very important that I be around him when this is happening. so I don't know Timmy's doing this

innocently or if he knows what he's doing I think he probably knows what he's doing it's pretty smart yeah I think he's uh he's feeding us homeless cats with this I got I got a question I got a question that what I did you stop doing stand-up yes sir why why did you stop few reasons the the biggest was just the time commitment like I couldn't a lot of time I have three kids

right young kids okay so a lot of it's like you I mean you know the hustle especially you right now but count the tour sucks but it's really like you gotta work during the week, too. And so I was missing a ton of stuff with my kids. A ton, man. You never like traveling. I hate traveling, but.

Fry's always got his back. Remember, you also don't like traveling. Remember that was another excuse that you had? Oh, right, right, don't like the travel. And COVID quarantine. Remember to mention of quarantine? Yeah, I don't read about that. Running.

So, Brendan, time commitment was too much. Those kids are so important to him. But he will move them to Austin. Yeah, it'll solve everything. keep the fighter and the kid going where none of their friends are and they have to uproot their lives uh neither here nor there and brian's like i told him not to and brian also told him not to do that school systems are better remember better weather but the best is timmy following up with that so he's not just going to let that sit there with like oh the kids so timmy's like well

did have anything to do with the hate since i could i'm able to stop it i'm okay so i didn't have to do it we don't have to do it it's i can't be one foot in one foot out of stand-up especially me. Like, you have to be all in. I couldn't be all in. Yeah. Yeah. And did, did like the hate get to you too and like, no. No, I never got to. It wasn't that. No. I'm sure they'll take credit for. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked at it as almost a positive thing like, damn, I can step away from

stand up and my life doesn't change financially. Like, that's pretty cool. Yeah. And you could always go back to it too. Do you think you'll go back or? Never. That's the best. That is the best part of this. Why did you quit? Because I need to spend time my kids who are young and growing up okay so you'll go back to it never yeah plus he has to be all in all 22 minutes in right yeah he didn't commit to it ever in his life but now it's the most important thing he could be doing the way he's giving this podcast everything he's got yeah he just admitted they're not they're phoning it in it's not funny and they're not being entertaining anymore and he recognized that from somebody funny if he ever was funny he stopped

because that's not a part of what he does if he was funny people would say you should be hitting the clubs. You should be out there. They really come off like Jordan Peel when he plays a woman, a white woman. Yeah. That's like Brendan. And Keegan's him, Callan. And they're both like this unhappy

married couple that hate each other and have to like get ahead of everything the other one says. Yeah. Sometimes they're in it for the kids. Sometimes it's for the sponsors. Well, I think what Carl means there is. Yeah, please, because I'm going to get grilled on the subwriter's out. me out with this one um luckily there's no hate there there's no hate on our subreddit just a couple

evil people could you imagine brendan curating like a internet news and he has to read it and he's like oh i'm not reading that they they actually bring that up i think that's a new segment they do i don't know if it's just on their patreon but they do actually like read threads from the subreddit now because they're trying to lean into it oh how's that going well keep an eye on it all right i will too i'll certainly keep an eye on. I think it's, if I'm going to send Adam and Christian to Bill Burr, I think I can probably afford the fighter and the kid Patreon. Yeah.

You know, that should probably come out of the budget as well for this show. Now that we're not bringing the dates. Fine. Bring plus wads. I don't know if we're going to reimburse everything, but we'll see. Christmas. All right. Let's get into my buddy-settering John.

So John is going to go to law school, pass the bar, and then start up his own law firm, Melinda's law, and he has a tagline already figured out for it. But he won't tell it to us because then someone else will trademark it and mess with them, so he can't do that. So I've been asking people, what would his tagline be or a slogan? I've been getting some suggestions.

So Rick says, $50 off hourly rate for every 12-pack consumed while working on your case, Skull. Sounds a little wordy. Good deal, though. Could end up being free. Here's another one. I never struck a jigger and tried to flee the scene. It's very specific for several.

He said, I like J.P.'s slogan. And he says, just sue it. That's pretty good. Bob's neighbor says, where we like to sue the shit? That's it. Bring in his voice a little more. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's pretty good. From Alex, he says, Melinda's Law, not reading that. You're blocked. Rob Salach, she said in a couple suggestions. He says, Melinda's Law, when they draw first blood. or Melinda's law Yeah I have a diploma You fuck quad

It's a little aggressive But I can see that He chose that over other words He chose that He chose fuck quad Never heard John Actually say fuck quad Rob Saul would know

He was a co-host for all that time Yeah you should know And then we got some people sending in some logos With taglines Which is also great This is great Yeah Chris Angler sent this one

Melendez Lur works on contingency? No, money down. A nice Simpsons reference there. This one came in from Adam. Melendez Slaw, attorneys at law. We won't trash your family. And this one from T.F. If people make fun of you, we're going to sue.

Have you been called drunk? Have you been called a dead-be-dad? Have people said that you didn't graduate college? Have you been told that you're not funny? Have people said that they'd have sex with your mother. People said that you didn't write for Howard's turn. Melinda's law firm.

I love it. It's Coke, John. Yeah. This guy, T.F, has been sending in a bunch of stuff. Like, I mentioned on the show a week or two ago that John was eating his hungry man. And I said, yeah, they probably got rid of lonely man because people don't want that in their bins when they're walking through the grocery store. This is what a lonely man TV dinner looks.

like baloney sandwich with cores light no self-awareness no friends no family i don't like roaches you dumb fuck right and that's a good source of energy tf also sent me in my own logo for just do it so thank you for doing that guys keep these coming in we appreciate people coming up with different taglines for john's new law firm all right solomon 19 pulled a clip from john show yesterday and There wasn't a lot going on in the show yesterday, so I think this is probably the perfect content for us to tackle. When I confronted Mr. and Bessie texted me this morning to tell me that he did not trash me and those dorks actually believed he would. Now, I don't know which one it is, but according to my sources, he was calling me an alcoholic and all. The other nonsense.

No, this is what's great about this. A few things. First off, John did two shows on Monday. He was off for a little while. He came back Monday. He did two shows. He looks like he was up all night. He's got those hangover baggy eyes going on this episode.

He looks like he just ran a 10K in that outfit. Yeah, right. It's all stretched out and wet. So John goes, Vince the lawyer messaged me and said that he did. trash me on point devil point but i'm hearing word from other sources that he was trashing me and he called me an alcoholic the entire episode is still up online like i said it's 19 000 views on the who are these podcasts youtube channel you can go on there you can click the transcript button you can do a control f or command f for the word alcoholic or anything else you want to search for

that dwarfy might have called you john can do zero work he's just like he told me one thing but i don't know if i believe him because people are telling me you other thing it's almost like he deliberately wants gray area and doesn't want to know it i mean we do know that he's very very lazy he is lazy but you're right that's a good point he doesn't want to know if vin said something horrible yeah because then it's easier to deflect somehow yeah which is what he's if he does have a scale besides not being embarrassed it's his deflection it's constant it's ability to be not in the no yeah i'm never in the know so i don't have a strong opinion on anything. I mean,

you're going to call me an alcohol. At least get it right. It's this, it's functional alcoholic. Guys, I'm not a sociopath. I'm a charismatic sociopath. Why does that matter if he's a functional alcoholic? He said this himself. He's like, oh, I'm not an alcoholic, but functional

alcoholic. Yeah, that's just a version of an alcoholic. I'm a likable, deadbeat dad. Right. Yes. I know the qualifier doesn't change anything. Idiot. Are you drunk while you're saying this? then maybe you're an alcoholic. Right. But again,

if you're going to call me an alcoholic, I get the premise because I'll do a drunk stream every now and then. Oh, right, right. We see him drunk every now and then. So then we jump to this conclusion. It's a character he does.

Maybe he's an alcoholic. I get it. So based on that objective data, you would then assume that I'm an alcoholic. But remember what happens when you assume you make an ass out of you and me. So if you really look at the objective data, which is on a normal day, does the Duke wake up and start drinking, the answer would be no. Does the Duke start drinking at 4 o'clock in the afternoon? For the most part, the answer would be no.

No, he starts at three. I mean, everyone knows that. Holy shit. So he's not an alcoholic. He doesn't drink in the morning. He doesn't start drinking at 4. For the most part. On normal days, on normal days.

And for the most part. For the most part on normal days. Right. I mean, are the Yankees playing a day game? Is it a double header? That changes everything. That's not normal. That's not normal.

Right. Then you got to go, well... This is the objective data, by the way. I want to remind his phrase of the day, obviously. Let's not forget. This is objective data. When did the Duke start drinking last night? Well, a better question would be like,

did the Duke drink last night? Did he stop? And then the answer... Before you start this research, are you a Duke? No, okay. Drinking. Last night. And then the answer would be 6.30.

Okay. Now, what's the square? The Dick watched the game. Probably stopped drinking by the third quarter of his bush beer. Okay. So the game started at 8.15. Okay. So he probably stopped drinking by the third quarter.

It just was last night. If he had his wits about it, he'd probably know the answer to that. So when did you pass out in front of the TV? I remember. There was time left in the third quarter. Last time my eyeballs were open. You know what I mean? That's basically what he's saying.

He drank from 6.30 until 10.30, straight, and then passed out in front of the television. Which proves he's not an alcoholic. So then you go, okay. So, Rob, about the third quarter, I stop. And then I eat my Wendy's chili. John, you and said. It's not a good brag. No.

You buy Wendy's chili. Now, there's two ways you can get Wendy's chili. Unfortunately, I know this. You can purchase it at Wendy's. By sending me to get it. That's true. Or they sell it at the grocery store now. Oh, no.

You can buy canned Wendy's chili. Is John purchasing, I would imagine, he had that canned ready to go. Got himself nice for a special occasion. Yep, was ready for a snack and busted out the Wendy's mass-produced chili. Do you think he drinks it out of the can and goes skull? He puts the can in the microwave, and he's just like, oh, another microwave, shit the bed on me. Yeah. You can't hide in there forever.

Oh, God. There's a super chat that he has pulled up here. and I watched the original version the Stalin 19 didn't do and it's just a giant erect penis you can't miss it it's just a guy with a big boner hanging out but he says

hey John you inspired me to stop drinking alcohol fire me to stop drinking alcohol hey anything I could do to help skull nothing like a gatorade after a good day you're working out if you saw I mean like I gotta be honest with you

And I listen. Obviously, I put you guys on when I had this bloated ego. It's pretty much a goof of mine. His narcissism is a bit? I had no idea. I'd say this too often, but it reminds me of Opie when he thinks that he's letting us behind the scenes. He's like, yeah, sometimes I play the asshole. Right, yeah.

I noticed in this comments, you guys think I'm being a narcissist. I got to blow to the guy. I mean, you guys do know that's a bit, right? Right. Now, what's great here is that he tries to set it up with guys, I'm playing around when I'm bragging all the time, and then decides to start bragging about everything. But this is the first time I'm going to say this, like, in all seriousness. But when I was in the gym, doing curls.

Of course, 25-pound dumbbell curls coming backwards down. There was a dumbbell, all right? Yeah. To build the forearms. And you can see they're coming in. See the forearms is starting to get cheap? Guys, I'm going to be serious with you for a minute. Let's talk about these forearms.

My arms are coming in. Can you see my arms coming in? That's the funniest thing he's ever said. He looks like he's being held up by string. Yeah. soon you're going to be calling me Popeye. But I looked at my body and I'm starting to have that triangle effect because I'm doing the freeway with the chest. So now it's starting to really come down.

No, your triangles upside down. You put it the wrong way. Oh, my God. Triangle man, triangle man. That's got to be a parody out here somewhere. Oh, there's a few in here. God, Xandah, he's not trying to be funny. It's hysterical.

He's like, guys, I know that when I brag, it seems like I'm just being boastful. I'm just joking around, but let me tell you about my forearms and my pictorial muscles, because I would be serious about this. One of the assol. I'm not to have to lose some jokes on stage because I used to goof for myself being fat. Guys, these self-deprecating jokes aren't going to hit when I'm looking so buff. That's going to be a real problem for. me.

It happened to Joe Piscopal. So I don't know what I'm going to do. Yeah. When do you? Dude, he once told us he has over two hours of material. Because someone asked her like, how can we keep doing the same old jokes? He's like, I'm just used to my routine. It's what I do.

And now he's going, I got to take those self-deprecating fat jokes out of my eyes. What am I going to do? I mean, you can fill in the other 65 minutes of material you have there, John. Find some of that they work with. He could also grab his dog, get on the boat, and just write some new stuff. That's true. Five minutes a day. But I'm telling you right now, ladies, I mean, now's the time.

I might be 60, but 60 is a new 40. Guys, things are selling over here. If you don't get in on this soon, you might miss out. So ladies, get over here quick. He's so desperate. It's been so long since he's gotten laid. He's so desperate. Every conversation turns into, so who wants to fuck me?

So are we fucking? I'm a triangle over here. All right. So this goes on. He starts talking about how everyone's been calling him a creep lately. Because he just hits on women nonsense and is very creepy about it. And you're awfully cute. And why aren't we allowed to say that anymore?

Like, why is it me being a creep? if I hit on Miss Judy. Why is that being a creep? You know, it used to be where you could say, you know, hey, darling, you know, why can't you compliment women anymore? Is that now a crime? I mean, like it, it's like you're afraid to say, hi, honey, can I take you out to dinner?

Like, if you say that, you're suddenly a creep. It's because you don't take note for an answer. It's because you've asked Judy out, multiple times she keeps telling you she lives in North Carolina she's trying to be polite when she says John I don't drink beer she's she's trying to be polite that's why you come off so buy me something else right that's why you come up as a creep because you keep asking over and over again for women to go out with you and they keep saying no what changed I mean I used to ask you say you know I mean isn't that the whole how else do you meet the

or your wife or your girlfriend you got to ask him out see the thing that John's struggling with here is that he has no game and he used to be famous and younger right so didn't have as much a game back then but now he's got no money

and no fame and he looks terrible that's the part he doesn't understand he's like what changed John you changed when you were 20 and had long hair and we're a rocker dude and you said hey honey I want to take you to coffee maybe she'd say yes now it's not this hey honey hey baby like you look like

a ghoul it's it's right it is an assault when you do it now it's wet and it's uh it's possibly they're contracting something his shirt colors trying to get away from him what do you think that women in his life are doing he looks terrible his face is falling off of his face right he was like a nazi he had to rage to the last dark and meanwhile he's sitting there going why is it the women don't like it when I hit on them. And he's saying it earnestly into the camera. Can you believe women don't want to get wasted with me? Yes.

I mean, like, how is that, certainly, how does that make you a creep? No, he makes you a creep, John, makes you a creep. Explain, John, why do you get to decide what makes Ms. Judy feel creeped out?

Why do you get to decide that? Certainly, how does that make you a creep? please explain Sunfire Dragon somebody how does it make you creep if I say you

if I say you know you have a beautiful face so is that creepy no it's just not a good pickup line in most settings that he's in that is a very creepy thing

to take don't say it to the person doing your hair don't say it to your waitress don't say it don't say it to the law tubers coming on your show to talk about law with you Idiots. Sir, this is a drive-thru. You haven't seen my face.

I could just imagine. Like, how? I mean, I don't understand, like, what happened in this society. What happened? And I know you owe John DeKrieve for hitting on Miss Judy. Why? Why? I'm a single man.

You sure are. I don't get that. The most single man there ever won the singlet's. A single hungry man. I don't get it. What changed? What? Because I'm 60 now.

So 60-year-olds aren't allowed to go out on dates. Now we're too old at 60? Jeez, like you can't even say. Some foul jag. That's a pretty picture. What? That was porky pig. That's an amazing photo

That's an amazing photo That's a great picture Wow What an idiot Also I like that John's pulling the Agism card now Oh you old Gwobby

What are you ageist Is it because I'm Puerto Rican So he keeps asking this Question over and over And that he's like Oh I got the answer Yeah Because I'm 60 isn't it

Is that why Is that why you guys don't like me anymore Yeah Kate Mini's 25 Yeah she doesn't want to go out The 60 year old Correct You're hitting on the wrong girls

Oh, now I'm a creep It's amazing to me I would love it if a girl sent to me Man, you're really handsome Wouldn't you know Wouldn't that be amazing? Even in his heyday I wouldn't love it

If someone was attracted to me Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know It's funny Love that Many have Well then, you're loving it Yeah, you see that face? He may, he's like, no one's buying that.

Yeah. Maybe not in the past five years, but still. Whoa. Okay. A lot was just revealed. So when he gave that little face, like many have, he's bragging about his body count. You know, he talks about 300 ladies that he's slept with. That's creepy.

That's you being a creep when you do that. And then when he actually admits it's been five years. I've been saying this for a while. John hasn't gotten late since COVID. And I can't imagine he got a lot of pussy in the years leading up to COVID. He had nothing going on in his life. And if he did sleep with them, they did not think he was handsome. I mean, there was that one lesbian who missed Dick.

Let's not forget about that. Let's not forget about that. You know what? I miss penis. That's how every love story starts. That's a great, be cute. I'm not even attracted to bat, but you want to put your boner in me? Sure.

I'll come back to your place. For old time's sake. Why not? Vince said, Duke, you are not a creep? These dogs never talk to a girl. It's like, I say Vince,

oh, and he says, Miss Judy was not creeped out at all. I think Vince's wife is hot. Am I allowed to say that? No. Or does that make me a creep? That's creepy.

Well, you also talk about having sex with her. Yeah. A lot. You don't just say she's hot. do you say what you would do with her if you got the chance to do that. I should point this out. I forgot to mention this earlier when I played the clip at the beginning where Vince said that he stuck up for John, even though we wanted Vince to trash him.

I literally texted with Vince before the show because Vince is like, John's never going to talk to me again. I said, just be Team John. You'll be fine. I was fully prepared for him to come on and be the guy who's defending John Mulan as I expected that. But Vince was actually pretty tame. in that episode.

Whoa, dad. Alcahism, alcohol. Alcalism. That might be a sign right there, John. Can you pronounce alcoholism? It was a good question. Greak. Whoa, dad.

Alcahism, alcoholism is defined not by a specific time of day you start drinking, but rather patterns of behavior independence. You, sir, are a drunkey, skull. Well, okay. Patterns of behavior. Well, am I an angry drunk? No.

Do I get, like, belligerent? No. Has drinking ever adversity affected my employment? No. Have I ever missed the day's work because of drinking? No. All right. These are all obviously questions he's heard before.

I know. And also I'm calling bullshit on that. I've missed so many of these work because of tricking. What's wrong with that? You've never called it sick because you're hungover? Yeah, it's a personal mental health day. Right, of course. Yeah, today the kids call it PTO, but my dad, I call it sick.

This is not what a pattern is. Right. Feelings and events. Yeah, yeah. Am I belligerent? Yeah, I've seen to be belligerent. I remember the video of him running around Pickwick because someone was parked behind him. And he was screaming about.

the person moving their car. It seemed a little belligerent and angry. An angry drunk as well. But it's only because the Giants lost. I've got to give the benefit of the doubt of that one. Is my liver okay? Probably not. I don't know.

You do drink that water with your bush light. So there's that. Has it been recently checked? Yes. So maybe you should go back to psychology digest. And put in all those, and fill in all those answers there. Maybe you'll come up with a different assessment. Because what they look at what an alcoholic is now.

Yes. How angry they get when they're drinking. That's what they always look at, if you're an alcoholic or not. He seems pretty fucking angry. He does, yes. When he's accused of being an alcoholic, he gets very upset. Even though earlier in this clip, he admitted that he is an alcoholic.

but a functional alcoholic is quite different than what it would be viewed as now. Do you know they say that if you have more than five drinks a week, you're an alcoholic? That's what it says. That's what it says. You think I'm kidding? If that's the case in every single one of us are alcoholics. John doesn't know that people don't drink alcohol? No.

He doesn't know that there's a huge percentage of people who don't drink five drinks of week he's like five drinks a week i mean obviously we're all doing that he only hangs out with people from bars it's this whole world it's true he doesn't know people that don't and it runs in his family and it's the only friends that will still tolerate him yeah it's the only way you can hang out with him if you're not drinking you're not hanging out with john he's not hanging out with you so he believes this he does this is an alcoholic every single one of us five drinks a week come on brah What, nah, chase her.

Thanks for the 99 cents. Wherever shall I spend it. Five drinks? Jeez. Five. I have five beers in like in one hour. Not really, but that's a pattern. Yeah, right?

Now with beer bath, that's only four drinks, guys. Objective, Your Honor. Objective. So that's John talking. about his alcoholism and how creepy he is. And I guess he's on the outs with Vince. I was watching it with Cardiff before we came on today. And

Cardiff asked John, why is Vince allowed to get away with all these things that he find so egregious that other people do? And John's answer was, I haven't blocked right now. So I guess right now John and Vince are on the outs. I'm sure Vince will be back on his show tomorrow. Yeah. John will get hungry.

All right. Speaking of people who are out of touch. Now, the bad, to the bad. For the bad. Now, of course, this is Adam's beat. He's checking in on the opster who's still streaming every morning. Am I correct? He is. That's fantastic.

I love that. You would not know that he was mourning. It is back to business as usual for him. Oh, good. Good. Yeah, the hiccup with his mom passing away was, definitely a difficult time for all of us to get through, but I'm glad that he's back to entertaining the masses

and making $15 to $18 in Super Chats for an hour's worth of work. On a good day, yep. Had a good day, yes. He's not complaining about getting $0. Where are we going to begin? Is this on the 7th of December? Yeah, we're going to begin there.

Since he has a good thing going with Ron the waiter, he decides, let's not have Ron on and have on Ron's friend that he's slightly competitive with to be his co-host. So we're going to hear him address something he's never fully admitted and then bring in his co-host. Big Bill's Fett. Yeah, I was watching. I was watching. But my eyes are more effed up than usual. Usually they're like, you know, they're barely open.

But now they're pretty much closed, although they're a little better today because, because, well, I found out over the weekend, and I've been suspicious of this for years, because right around this time of year, every year, I get very swollen eyes. And I finally figured it out, finally, I finally figured it out this year that I am allergic to Christmas trees, Tony P. Good job. Good job. Wow, his eyes are, that's nuts. So he didn't know that he's bringing in a tree that

that he's allergic to he's been doing this since he's 62 or 63 years old he's just figuring this out now it's also not just during this time of year it's year round that he looks like that i mean it's it's worse than usual wouldn't you say sure it starts this way in the morning it gets a little better as he wakes up is what he used to always say that's true why did he just say he's been dealing with this for years if every time we mentioned it we were insane and he blocked us that's a good point because it's just the haters who are, you know, hey, I'm getting older

and why is the light shining on my face? Please put the light behind my face, everybody, so you don't see it. So he brings in Tony to replace Ron, and Tony has a catchphrase that he says a lot.

See if you can pick up on it. Here's an example of it. Listen, I have Greek dogs, you understand? What's in Greek? That's it. He says you understand. You understand.

Okay. So is he doing a character right now, or is that just the way that he talks about stuff? That's his, that's his stand-up. He's a comedian, and that's his kind of character. That's what I figured. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, that's his hamburger. Okay.

And he tries to work as much as possible. Here's where he really makes it clear to Opie that that's his catchphrase. Okay. Before to 48 hours a week away from. their spouses right you understand i understand and they hanging out with your buddies chilling playing poor opi yeah i understand yes i understand wait what's the the drop the air for butters uh i don't make it you yes i i know what you were saying you don't have to keep asking right opi fall for that you're gonna hear uh how opi takes that in in the next couple clips

okay you know i'll turn this off and i won't even see any of this shit until the next time i turn it on do you understand but if these people came All right. I hope he's going to some of his own medicine back. I like that. Yeah, they use my Spotify to play their music, so it messes up my Spotify. Do you understand? What a dick.

Yep. What an asshole. Tuka play this game. Catchphrase, Tony. I got you. He is the worst interviewer possible. Look at what he does to his new co-host. Why aren't you more of a mess than you are?

arm yeah i don't know i can't figure it out bro i really can't no i say this nicely because i'm getting to know tony p we've known each other i don't know about six months or so um uh one of my newer friends uh but tony p's mom uh didn't want tony p's but uh the procedure we got to kind to be a little careful here even though everyone knows what we're talking about uh the procedure didn't work and that's the only reason tony's here that's fucking crazy to me yeah bro if you want no it's crazy about that that you would tell you that's yeah are they that you would bring it up. Yeah, that you would tell us.

Yeah, that seems, is that part of his act or something? I hope so. Right. So, like, to this day, when he sees a close hangar, he's like, whoa, I think it was got me.

Careful with that. Stairs up. Didn't he just spend, like, two episodes talking about how his mom did that to him and how it's the responsible, it's the reason why everything bad happened in his life? Didn't that just happen? or did I just imagine that?

That his mom tried to abort him and it didn't take? His mom kept saying, I didn't want all these kids. Why would I have to have all these kids? That's right. She did talk about how she wished she got a divorce. His brother moved out and his mom said, I should have had an abortion. That's right. It really, like, fucked with his head.

I forgot about that already. And here he is going. Yeah. So I heard your mom tried to abort you. It didn't work. That's fun. It's his opener. It's his introduction of Tony to us.

So Tony's going to answer it. Okay. I'm sure there's a bunch of us that aren't supposed to be here, but our parents never fucking said it. Yeah, but she said it. She probably said in a moment of frustration. She might have fucking hated me. You understand? She might have resent me.

I don't know. I don't know. Like, I resent you. Oh, because I'm sure there's a bunch of people that were failed abortions. Is that a typical thing that happens? Yeah, we try to abort it by this because it's a fighter. Sorry. I feel like they get that procedure down at this point.

Right? Yeah. You know it. I mean, if they do fail, you can go back again. I guess, you know, shop around. Yeah. Can we try a tofer? And poor Tony, at the end here, he's like having to defend his being alive to this guy.

So why are you alive? I don't know, man. Yeah, right. Sorry. And if that's not worse, look what happens when he just tries to tell a simple story. Did I ever tell you that story? I was working as a production coordinator. Yeah, you told it at Get Parts and we all were like, this story stinks.

It sucks. It didn't go anywhere. We didn't know what you were talking about. Something about a teapot, Madonna. We didn't understand the story. No, I ended up getting a teapot. I was working in production. You're actually going to tell it again, are you?

What I thought it? Were you thinking to yourself? You know, this is going pretty well. I got to ruin it. That's a, no, that's a. Oh, Opie. The only thing is going to ruin is your stream, Opie, your podcast. Why is he doing this to everyone?

He's so unhappy. He is. He wants to bring everyone else into his misery. Yeah. Someone's got to be there for him to kick around. What a douchebag. If he just... Yeah, just like we were talking about with John, he misreads the room.

He doesn't understand it. It doesn't have that 90s shock jock tone when he's mean to these people. It just sounds mean. He thinks he's doing that thing. He thinks he's one of those guys. You can be mean to a guest or a caller on the opening Anthony show. As long as Anthony and Jim are laughing about it as you're doing it. When it's just one-on-one, it's just like, all right,

what are we supposed to do from here now? I was going to tell a story you don't want me to. So what do you got? Yeah. And you can tell from Opie's look there that he's like, I still got it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. He loves doing that.

He's in his place. He feels like it's going well when that's happening. We saw this with Ron, too, where he has to show his dominance. So this is him with his territorial pissings all over the place being like, by the way, I own that corner and that corner and that tree and the fire hydrant. Like, all right. I know I'm new here. It's fine.

Jesus Christ. Can we play a little bit first? Throw the ball around? Tony's going to give you all the insights here. Nice, right? Did you know that you can go to McDonald's and ask for Big Mac sauce on anything? Really? Yeah, that's a hack.

That's a hack that I learned working in the South Bronx. I don't. You can get Mac sauce on your cheeseburg. You say, give me Big Mac sauce on that. They put it on that. Tony. I have to say, it's the most informative thing I've ever heard on Opie's show. Not that I didn't know that.

Yeah, no shit. One of the ingredients they'll include in another food item? It's how restaurants work. It's a hack. Yeah. It's not the only hack. There's other things you can do. He actually started that with, I'm from the Bronx, so.

Right. Did you know that you could dip your fries in barbecue sauce if you want? That's impossible. I swear to God, because they have the barbecue sauce already. They'll give you ketchup packets, but if you know your way around to McDonald's. Where is this in like Staten Island? I'm really, Chris has already got one foot out the door. These fries and barbecue sauce, should I get some for you, too?

You do need food for South Park. That's true. New South Park tonight. Good point. Get some chili while you're out. Yeah. Canned? Yes, it's the only way.

I'll be so unhappy he can't have any experience it without processing it through his failed career. Oh, interesting. This part is important. They go, well, are you going to talk about us on your show? And I said, oh, 100%. But you got to understand. I don't have the same pull as I used to. You got to, there was a time if someone came to me and said, hey, can you talk about me on your show?

You know, it would be very, very good for that person. They would sell a lot of shit, whatever they would sell. You make a career. You make a fucking, yeah, you make a lot. I used to. That was the point. And I had to tell these guys. I'm like, oh, I'll talk about you guys.

But don't expect a line of people coming here to get your, to get Christmas trees. You understand. The times have changed. He brings this up way too often that it's not where he used to be. And I think that the thing that we see, the common denominator with all these low cows is they're constantly upset about what's not happening for them rather than making what they want to have happen happen. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rather than react to your current surroundings and what you're upset about and the fact that things aren't going as well as you want them to go, why not create a show format that's interesting.

get people on who are funny who you have good chemistry with start to build a show start to build an audience around that how is this a foreign concept for all these people that's as far as they get is that times have changed and yet they act exactly the same and scratch their heads it's like you can't have it both ways yeah but we appreciate you complaining opia it's very fun when we hear about how you have no poll yeah don't stop about what you're saying anymore meanwhile he's talking down to this poor asshole probably has better things to do at this time opi's clowning him to his face and then going and by the way no one's even watches the show tony's going then what am i doing rod the waiter told me to come here

yeah i didn't i didn't include it but it's like five of the morning when they do this and he uh started the stream without telling him so it just opened on him smoking a joint and like quickly putting his pants up and then yeah exactly and in case anyone missed the visual Opie had to say, are you waking and baking? I'm just calling him out. Yeah. And what you said is very true, I think. And if you're wondering what he's spending his time doing, it's the same thing John does.

They're living in the past, reliving their glory days. Mariah Carey went to my high school, and she's the most popular, most famous person to come out of Harborfield's high school. And no one could touch that spot, obviously. But I was pretty proud during the Opie and Anthony years that I was number two, right behind Mariah Carey. And then when this came up recently on the show, and so I decided to Google it to see where I'm at on the list.

And, you know, Tony's mad because I dropped down a fourth, but I'm thinking I haven't had a hit fucking radio show in probably, I don't know, 10 years. I'm kind of happy that I'm still in fourth place. I'm not going to lie to you. Okay, I got to say, Mariah Carey, Greg Opie Hughes. You can call it one and two at any given time of their careers, but that's a pretty big drop off.

And how did he lose anything? Who's now two and three? Oh, yeah. Did he say who jumped out of him at him? Of course not. Oh, God damn it. They're a direct threat. He's busy taking him out.

The janitor, the plumber. Yeah, yeah, the plumber has a podcast. It's doing better than him now. And that is such a cope right there, too. He's just like, I haven't had a hit radio show in 10 years. So I'm pretty happy to be fourth on there. He's not. I'm not even trying.

He's not happy to be fourth from his high school. He's not happy about anything. Yeah. They've been trying to do a clip show, and a couple times, Opie has said he didn't have time to provide this one. I didn't have time to get that. But this is how he spends his time. This he has time for, even to have the thought. I wonder if I'm still the second most famous to do the research.

Yeah, who's ranking that also? Is there one for my high school? I want to know where I rank on that list. Is it a national authority? Do we need to petition them to? Yeah, how do you look this kind of thing up? I'm curious now. because if I find out

there's more famous people than me from Spencerport I'll be so pissed All right Let's jump ahead to the 9th of December And so does he bring The hits back And we have Ron the waiter coming back on the show Since Tony was a dud

And did not work out at all He sure does and he really missed him Alerted to a Christmas tree Christmas pisses you off Fuck chestnuts No it doesn't piss me up Ron It's like you're Jewish Ron, no, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron. With all due respect, you're a single man. So the holidays are a lot easier for you. When you have kids, this thing is, it's a nightmare.

What an asshole. You know, you get to be alone by yourself on Christmas Day. I wish I could do that. It's horrific. Also, I'm sure he doesn't celebrate Christmas, right? Ron the waiter. I get the sense that that's not a thing for his family. I'm not going to claim to know, but we'll just assume that he doesn't. But alone for the holidays is certainly a sentiment everyone can appreciate. Opie Pines for that. Could you imagine if I didn't have a wife and children, an extended family? What are we talking about? He just spent Thanksgiving alone and cried the whole time. Alone.

I don't understand. He's just competitive. Yes. At all time. So it's just like, well, you're doing a different thing than me. So that you don't understand that you have it way better than me. I'm sure Ron would rather have a wife and loved ones around him, be my guess. Yeah, I was going to say that only Ron brings this out of him, but he just called Tony P.

A failed abortion. So join the club. He does the same thing that our friend Bill Burr does. They get to that point of realization and then they just stop. Like, he did not consider other people. at all. And when Ron's like, oh, well, you know, you'll see it. That people are typically, if they're single, they're lonely during the holidays. He's like, oh, yeah, that's a good point. Anyway, back to me. And that's it. That's as far as it goes.

So check out his response. By the way, being a single man, the holiday's supposed to be very hard for you. What do you mean? If you're a single man, the holiday's supposed to be very hard for you. Oh, well, yeah, that again. I guess that part of it. What are you talking about? It's very hard to be. alone. It's maybe I had to be single. And they're in the holidays. Blue Christmas. Wait, do you really get sad around the holidays? Because I know that's it. Oh, I hope we cannot connect with anyone in any way. Remember what Opie was complaining about was

his anniversary or his wife's birthday? I think it was his wife's birthday. Because he had to go shopping for her. Yeah. And he had to get dinner. And that was like a whole week's worth of complaining. Right. That he had. Yeah. So I can only imagine, like, Christmas puts him off so much. What does Opie want to be doing? We have yet to see. Like, at least Bill Burr goes, look, and I'm a father first. I'm a husband second.

I'm a meditator third. What the fuck he was talking about? But at least he prioritizes things in his life. Opie, I can't figure out what he wants to be doing. I think he just wants to be a famous celebrity kicking people around. I just want to have people doing running errands for me. He wants to be back on serious radio. Yeah.

that's what he wants. And the only difference between him and Bill is Bill has money and still has jobs. He has, you know, a career of some kind. He's just dealing with personal issues. The desperation. The sentences are the same. It's just his delivery is so much more over the top and bitter. It's a different kind of bitter.

Bill has a more mellow one, but they're the same guy. Yeah, no, Bill will get there. Opie's a little older than Bill. Bill's ramping up for this. Yeah, give it a little bit of time. I mean, I was looking at the venue that Bill Burr plays. He's doing okay. He has a slightly larger audience than Opie has right here.

I would imagine, yeah. I can never understand what is okay to say in front of Opie and what is it. Sometimes. Oh, right. The censorship thing. Yeah, they've been talking about Diddy and this documentary that Opie's obsessed with for so long. They've been talking about every detail. Ron steps up to make a comment about it and here's what happened.

He lives like a mob boss, dude. He's like a mob boss. He's a gay mob boss. Well, we don't know. But we can't say that. I mean, the signs are there that he likes both, but we got to be careful, too. Allegedly, but you know what they say in that industry? We don't know.

Diddy like guys sucking on his dick or not? I think we got that one. I think Did he be okay with that? Yeah, I think we all know the answer to that one. Opie's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you think, Did he's got so many civil lawsuits going on, like 160 right now, Now, do you think he's like, oh, good. Now I can sue Opie Radio.

He wants to get something else in the mix. Right. Or he think this is a job killer. Yeah, what is he worried about with that? He thinks this is like still the FCC and there's certain words that trigger things. And he just, if you heard what they were describing in this dock and that they were going over, he had no problem with that. This was too much, though. It's very strange.

Damn it, what didn't did he do? In this next one, listen closely. There's a list of top comedians that Ron's asking them about. You know what Billboard is, right? Of course I know what Billboard is. I don't know. So Billboard just came out. This is true.

Right. The top stand-up comedians of the 21st century. I saw the list. Okay. So again, Ron has to bring the content to the show. It's up to Ron to come up with things to talk about. very good we got a list lists are always good you can kill a lot of time with a list and he did callers or super chats who do you think should have been to the top five okay

what do you think that put bill burr um still alive the six oh you saw the list you ask i swear to god i didn't see the list five all right that's i always say he's i think he's uh wow who's who's higher than bill burr bill burr had uh an insane run in the 2000s oh good By the way, there's four comedians above Bill Burr. Who are they? Bill Burr's number five. Who's the top comedians above Bill Burr? And I swear I didn't see this list, Ron.

You got to believe me. He's calling his shot. Well, he's like Babe Ruth pointed to the left outfield just going, yep, that's where I'm putting the ball right now. I swear I didn't see this list. He thinks he's going to know. Also, I thought he said he saw the list. He did.

He just said it. Okay. He just said it. No, I thought he said he didn't see the list. No, he said he did. I saw that. Yeah. I thought he said that he saw that they put a list out.

Not that he saw the list. But, okay, fair enough. Well, he guessed the first question, the exact number. He said six and it was five. That's why it was weird. And Ryan goes, have you seen this? It's like, well, it's in the top ten somewhere. It's Bill Burton.

I think he's protesting too much. He also knew where Patrice was on it. All right. Anybody who says, I swear I didn't see it. Yeah, that's true. That is a towel. Vouch. protest by too much.

Good point, John. Here's a great example of how he works on the fly. Hey, are you able to pop up that video and show it? The video I... On your Instagram? Yeah, go on my Instagram and show up people. I mean, I don't know if I... I, uh, let me, let me, no, because I got download.

No, I can't. I can't for this position. Yeah, we can show it tomorrow or something. Okay. That was a bridge to be far. You know, everything gets that much effort. It gets about, and then we're done. Nah, I can't do that.

I'm going to have to download something to show an Instagram video. It doesn't make any sense. I do, who are these socials every week with my buddy Blind Mike? Thursdays at 6 p.m. on this channel. And it's amazing. And just play them right off of the platforms that they're currently being hosted on. Makes it a lot easier than downloading videos and stuff. All right.

So let's fast forward to this morning. We did a stream on the 10th of December. Do we have Ron back on the show? show for this morning stream? That's good. That's good news. I'm a morning person, so I'm a morning person. So this is perfect for me.

Sure. I'm a morning person too. And I learned last night that if you call someone Ron Ron, Ron, that means your friends. And I was like, oh my God, I call Ron Berman, Ron the waiter, Ron, Ron. So I think we're officially friends, Ron, Ron. We're like BFFs at this point.

Whoa, whoa. I mean, get a room. this is the gayest conversation I've ever heard Chris I read an article that says that if we hang out a lot together

then we're really good friends you think we're really good friends now because we hang out a lot together how desperate is this man and also Opie brings it up and Ron says somebody's like

wrong yeah yeah I read a thing that we're really good friends yeah I think we're really good friends we're not yep that's what he's comedy is

that's the pattern yeah never mind then it's December 10th 2025 and I officially have to say I hate I hate Donald Trump because he likes phantom of the opera we just lost all our viewers I know I'll bring him back because I got a montage of uh Trump yelling at female reporters that that that is also making me laugh this morning but I hate Trump because he likes phantom of the opera boom hot take fucking hot take hope he's out of the gun no follow up

But apparently he has a montage, and it sounded like Ron was about to tell him to play it. Yeah. Not today. Yeah. Maybe tomorrow. Download stuff and order things off Amazon. We'll get to it. Who has the time?

Yeah, we'll get to it. It's fine. He really thinks that people are watching his podcast that love Trump, and they hear him say something bad about Trump, so they tune out because they hate it. And then somehow, later on, when he starts playing something that's pro-Trump, I guess the remaining viewers are calling the other people and telling them he's back. Everything's text messages are going out. Come on back, everyone.

There's a Discord server somewhere where people are alerting everyone. Right. I don't know how he thinks this works, but they're going on about how Trump called that reporter a piggy. Yeah. And Opie has some thoughts on that. Jesus Christ. The serious side of that

and this is what really pisses me off and this is why I'm obviously not working for a big corporation because I can't take it like if if i'm the female reporter right and and he's he's scolding me and making me look like a fool in front of the everybody else that's reporting i wouldn't sit there and take it i would i would i would act up so bad i would obviously lose my job because the company would be like oh my god you can't do that but then i would be a viral sensation i would be a hero these women sit there

he berates them and they just take it that's the part of the whole thing that really frustrates me that they don't speak out why don't you think they speak out why don't you think they speak Well, you are fake news. I hope he's got a hot take on that. Yeah. So does Ron have a response for why they don't speak out? He does. But before we get to that, did you notice the part where he says if that happened to him and he was ever canceled or shut up or silenced?

He would simply come up with a viral idea and bust right back. Right. Because that video will go viral of him telling Trump to pound sand. Yeah. Why doesn't he do that now? This report is the greatest thing. ever. He's tried to make viral videos for a decade

and a half of not two decades now. And, yeah, it hasn't happened yet. He's still working on it. People always say the secret to making a viral video is trying hard. Yep. Just keep throwing shit at the wall. See what sticks. He might try that. So he's his response.

Yes. He does it everywhere. And you're 100% right. Can you imagine one of these female parties called, excuse me? Don't you ever call me that again? How dare you? But she would be famous. How bad do you want that job? She would be famous.

I mean, sometimes you have to put up with a person in authority telling you to sit down and shut up. It happens everyone at every job that they have. He can't relate. He can't relate at all. It's like, yeah, that guy, he's the president of the United States. He tells you you're dumb. You got to get to take that. And then when you become president, you can tell him that he's dumb.

Isn't that how Trump became the president? He's at the correspondent center And they're all big in front of them He's like, oh, really? I'm the asshole. I'm the schmuck at this party. Okay, I'll show you. I'll become president till you all suck.

And that's what's happening right now. Within the first week, he had all the media in that room together And he finally got to tell them what he thought. Yes. It's crazy also all of the difficult people that have worked under Opie and put up with him and talk about that. And he has no sympathy or wouldn't understand why they would stay in a job that they didn't like because they needed it.

Yeah, Roland is such an asshole for going to HR after he filmed him shitting. But meanwhile, Opie would tell truth to power and be the guy who stands up for himself. Yep. And Ron says, I would tell the person who did that to me this. So I hope he does and takes his own advice one day, just like he did. In this next one, you can see Opie, how he really feels about artistic partnerships. It happened to Jimmy Page, too, back of the day. If you have to drag a singer along with you, right?

Yeah. Because your band broke up, you're not a, you're not a genius anymore. Yeah. I saw Jimmy Page in Rochester. He came on. And he had, he had to find a young stud that sort of looked like Robert Plantis, scream those high notes. Yeah.

And if he didn't have that guy, he would just be on that stage fiddling about. What an idiot. How many be the dumbest take have ever heard. I don't know where to begin with that. I don't even know what to say about that. This is a guy who's been in rock radio since he was 18. He doesn't realize that. just because you're a great guitar doesn't mean you don't need a great singer well what a

loser this guy needs a guy with pipes don't dignify it we're gonna go with that so stupid he'd drop some symbols to his knees if he cared about the sound right an idiot I know how we all like uh Ron and we all want him to have his own show but you know sometimes when you get what you ask for it's not quite the same and OPN John do have a way of making others look good So let's see what Ron does on his own. I realize I didn't plug my MacBook in. So I'm going to be right over there. So be careful with what you say.

But I'll be back in like 15 seconds. I just got to plug this in or we're going to run out of energy today. Yeah, we're waiting for you to leave so we can actually have a show. Are we, Ron? We're finally alone, everybody. Ron. Welcome to the Ronnie show. Welcome to the Ronnie Sterling Berman show.

Oh, is he back back? Yeah, background. I told him it was just going. Just the show was getting good. You know, it's disappointing because there's been a couple times where Ron's gotten a chance to take things over and you think maybe we'll see what you can actually do with that time and he always fumbles it. Isn't it amazing? It's like a magic trick. The second Opie goes, his luster just disappears.

It's odd too because he's the one that does all the show props. You'd think you'd be like, oh, let's get back to this list of comics we were talking about yesterday. You believe who number 20 is? But I say he's just like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. He's just to start singing songs. It's like, hey, look at me. I have my own show. No, you really are streaming in front of people.

Go ahead and say something. He does panic. Yeah, he panics. It's not made up. You're actually doing something right now. All right. Well, thank you for keeping an eye on the opster for us, Adam. And I'm interested to see what happens leading into the holidays

because it seems like OPE's getting stressed out. You know, it's like when you talk to, to your mom or, you know, someone who's elderly and they don't have a job or they've been retired for a long time. They don't have a lot of stuff going on. They tell you how busy they are. Yeah. You're like, all right. I know. Like, oh, isn't this stressful this time of year? Christmas? Like, yeah. Imagine having to work all the time on top of it. It's pretty fucking wild. That's like opi. Like, any little thing is wife's birthday or his daughter, it gets a new iPhone to have to blow up a balloon. It's like show fodder. He's like,

Oh, my God, I can't. Can't deal with it. You don't know what it's like, Ron. Yeah, that's what senior citizens do. They pack the week of the trip. Right, yes. They got all day and nothing to do. All right.

It is time for everyone's favorite game show. Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? That's right. Is it gay? We have Megan, the Review Girl here in Annie. What's going on, ladies?

Hello, hello. Hello. Good to see you both. Now, the way this game is played is very simple. Aaron's going to talk about some topic that no one cares about. And then he's going to try to make a funny. And the way that Aaron makes jokes is by calling things gay. Sometimes he calls things different words, but usually it's gay.

So we're going to find out if for these particular topics, if Aaron's going to think they're gay or not. Burglars also got away with barber tools. and thousands in cash set aside for the shop's fantasy football leagues oh you son of a bitch you stole from the fantasy football league well guys that just goes to show you once again gambling doesn't pay is fantasy football gay adam no it's weird carl it is definitely gay fantasy football chris not gay annie gay gay gay gay Fantasy football is kind of gay.

Yes. Yeah, I knew it. Man, I snuck into the playoffs in my league. I should have gone gay. Second highest total points. Barely got into the playoffs in the final slot. I'll give you guys an update after the first week of the playoffs. Oh, thank God.

It's going. I might even give you an update on Saturday show based on the results Thursday night. I'm sure you guys will be excited about that. All right. That was round one in the books. Round two, is it gay? Breaking into a guy's barber shop and stealing from him, that's shitty. But the cat?

Cat saw too much. To the back, took the cat, and carelessly just threw them on the back of their car. Oh, they, hey, but they left the dog. I'm so happy the dog still has a home. I'm so happy they didn't take that adorable puppy. That thing, fuck it. I don't care if it's in the river. But the dog, I'm so glad that the dog made it.

mascot a friendly fixture in the barber chairs now take a look at this video as the that's good that's what i want when i come home uh from the barber shop is being covered in cat hair after getting your hair cut gay annie uh definitely gay chris it's not gay actually car i think it's more annoying i would say not gay adam i'm going gay hat hair all over me. I'm so excited. Berg. Oh, he's excited about that. Excited in a gay way? No. He did not say that.

All right. Well, this is an interesting game so far. We've a lot of hits, a lot of misses. Round three coming up, of course, as you all know, we go five rounds. And then the final round, round six is worth three points. So everyone's still in it. They don't understand the ball busting of the show, so they just try to be mean. And they're like, what? That's what we do? We make jokes.

It's like, no, that's, no. Not really, but okay. I can't teach you how to do it. It's a vibe. You're like, hobo has it. Roots has it. You know, Coltrane has it. You know, Hulkamash has it.

All these guys, Chevy fan, they have it. They know how to, you know, be a part of the show. Like, you fucking suck and I hope you don't make any money. It's like, well, that's not busting balls. Is not understanding the ball busting of the steel toe morning show gay? Adam I'm feeling gay Carl

he's doing it on purpose guys yeah that's gay Chris it's not gay Annie I want to say not gay I'm already doubting my answer now just being really

just being really dickish unnecessarily power to you but hey dickish I wasn't expecting that Johnny Yay, Jaddy. Come on, get on board here. I think it's funny that on Aaron's show, the people who give them money are all the ones who understand

the sense of humor of the show and how ball blasts works. It's amazing. I recognize all of those names that he said. All right. We're up to round four. My muscles have been spazzing and tensing all night long, trying to lift my legs while I'm sleeping. So it's not fun. I did talk about that cat today because there was a story about a barber shop that got broken into and they stole the cat.

and stole the cat yeah and i did say like just fuck it you can get a new one there wow you gave you a really small window here bag it to work with i'm glad i hit that are cats still gay carl um yes cats are gay annie it wasn't gay the first time so it's gay this time i'm all gay Chris What Annie said was exactly what I was thinking Like yeah now it's gay All right

Let's go Get a new one they're gay My muscles are been spassing and tensing all night long Trying to lift my All right You also notice how Aaron just Doesn't pay attention to Johnny's struggles Oh at all

Oh I know Johnny He never does Yep I couldn't even sleep last night Because of anyway It reminds me of a cat Yeah I was talking about the story earlier Catch a gay.

All right, we're going into round five. What are the scores, producer, Chris? We have a three-way tie with three points. Adam is lagging with one point. Oh, boy. Adam needs to get this one. Come out, Adam. To stay in the game.

Get gay. He's been very gay at this game. That's an hump to mouth, unfortunately. Round five. Mr. Sisto with a dollar says, Kitty Girl, tell that SP what you tell me. You will make me look like an exploded hot pocket that gets me going. and ready. Thank you, Mr. Sista, for not only for the dollar, but also for the terrible vision

inside of my head of an exploded hot pocket. I appreciate it. You know, never mind. Is an exploded hot pocket gay? I'm not really sure what that means, but. I'll show you. It's definitely a fetish. I don't know if it falls under that category, but I'll go for it and say, I'm gay. Carl. I don't think it's gay. Chris. I think you're leading the witness, and it's not gay.

Annie. Not gay? Let's go. Would have just been racist. Hey. Exported Hot Puckin is racist? I don't get it. Duh. I don't get that one, no.

All right. We are on to round. six worth three points. This has played a little bit differently. It's not just, is it gay? We'll have three choices that Megan will give us once we hear the prompt. You know what, though? I smell a crossover opportunity.

Squirrel Girl, and they have a new superhero named Moose Man, and two of the things that they summon are Rocky and Bullwinkle. Moose and squirrel. heroes chipmunk and coy boy show up to stop him but squirrel girl manages to talk hippo man down from his life of crime people all over new york city start getting into pointless fights this chaos is the work of ratatosker the squirrel messenger god of noratosker does aaron think rataosker the squirrel messenger god of norse mythology stupid dumb or gay oh that was the big three right there is this cute little fall of fur stupid dumb or gay I'll start with Chris I'm going dumb

Annie seems kind of stupid Adam I know gay so because of that little heart over his head I'm gonna go gay Carl I thought stupid as well Annie I'm going with you

all right we'll figure out who scores the points and figure out who won the game. Dude, this is the gayest shit ever. Oh, wow. Oh, Adam still... Oh, no.

Did Adam take it? He ended up tying. Oh, Adam King. Actually, we all tied with four. That's fucked up. No shit. This is the first time. We're having a four-way over here, guys.

I feel like we're in a polycule. That's amazing. Where have I heard that before? Nowhere. It's almost appropriate for this game or something like that. All right. Excellent game, Megan. Thank you for bringing that to us. Keep those Melendez Law taglines coming in or logos,

whatever you guys are putting together. We appreciate those. We'll continue on with that contest the rest of the month. And let's go to the brand new game show, Opie or Burr. Thank you, friends. Thank you for joining us to play Opie or Burr. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst ever podcast, and here's how the game works. I read a quote from either Greg Opie Hughes or William Frederick Burr.

Then you guess, is it Opie or Burr? Let's play. Round one. I'm a f*** man sitting in a car. alone in a parking lot doing a fucking podcast. Oh, what's that guy? He's got a nice motorcycle there.

Time to register those votes. Oh, shit. So it seems like we want to say Opie Podcasts in a car, so I'm going to go with Bill Burr on that one. I want to say you, Adam. I'm going with Opie. All right, Annie?

I'm going to go with burr Megan Me too I'm going burr And producer Chris Opie All right two Ops Three Burrs Let's go

And here's the answer I'm a 57 year old man sitting in a car Alone in a parking lot Doing a fucking podcast Oh what's that guy He's got a nice motorcycle there That's fantastic Much longer, Bill.

That's a good poll right there. Well done, sir. So the bleep was his age? Mm-hmm. Makes sense. All right. Next one. Round two.

Let's play. Yeah, I'm weird. I'm an introvert. I love being extremely silly. Time to register those votes. I think that's also Bill Burr. what do he say he's an introvert yeah i'm going bill burr what do you think at him see i want to go opi bill's not silly is he silly

he's a fucking man he has those funny voices but yeah it's tough i'm going opie okay annie uh opey maggie maggie i'm going burr again producer chris burr all right three burrs two oops And here's the answer. Yeah, I am weird. I'm an introvert. I love being extremely silly. Silly like a fox. You got that one, Adam. You're right. Opser's the silly one.

I want Simon to lean in too close to me and ask me questions about my personal life while the music plays. Round three. Let's play. All right. 37 minutes in, here we go, here we go. All right, let's, uh, time to register those votes. All right, producer Chris, you go first on this one. Opie. Megan?

Opie. Annie. Bur. Adam. I'm going Opie. I'm going to go Bill Burr as well, because that's just the podcast I've been listening to lately. He is really focused on that. clock and how much time they're in on it but open it's the same thing so let's go and here's the

answer all right 37 minutes in here we go here we go all right let's uh tantalizing sure is tantalizing all right we're three rounds in let's go to round four round four let's play do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Good morning, everybody. Time to register those votes. That's not fair. I know. Wow.

All right. I'll start with Annie on this one. Instinct say opi. Yeah. Megan. Me too. Opie. Producer Chris.

Opie. I'm going to go Bill Burr. What do you think, Adam? It could be either one of them. It could be one of two people. Quote, only two, and those are them. So I'm just going, Opie. All right, I'm the only one taking Bill Burr on this one.

I can get a leg up here. The only hint we got was, good morning. Right. And here's the answer. Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do, do, do, do, dude, do, do, good morning, everybody. Four beats per measure, Greg.

Good one, Simon. God damn. Simon, that's not what you said, though. That wasn't the line. That's not the line you delivered to us. If you said, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do is very different. That's true. Yeah, at first I thought it was like the wheel

Stopping at like Wheel of Fortune And then it started turning into a song And so I wasn't sure I'm not the one who got it wrong What do you guys complaining about? Nothing, nothing. Fair enough What are the scores?

We're going into the final round here. What do we got? Andy's gotten them all so far. God damn it, Annie. And that's it. Annie's in the lead, let's go. Round five, let's play. Hey, idiot, that's the next thing

I'm going to work on is get toned back up like I used to be. Time to register those votes. I'll go first on this one. Hey, idiot. That's got to be Opie. I'm going to go with the Opster on this one, producer Chris. Opie.

Megan. I'll go Opie. Annie? Burr. Adam. Opie. So Annie's going to run away with it if this is Bill Burr. If not, we'll have to figure some

things out, I suppose. And here's the answer. Hey, idiot, that's the next thing I'm going to work on is get toned back up like I used to be. Who would Opie talk to like that? And what would set him off? Let's find out in this bonus clip of Opie and Ron. All right, so I'm going to get your way to actually be in the circus for this. that you're 5-10.

I mean, you don't get that much muscle mass, which is heavier than fat. Hey, idiot, that's the next thing I'm going to work on is get toned back up like I used to be. I like that he goes, hey, idiot, that's the next thing I'm going to work on. He's like, so he was accurate then when he said that you're fat. Okay, that's...

But I was thinking about it. You dumb fuck. I like that little bonus. I think for putting some context in us. That's cool. That's good. Five, ten, and a half. Congratulations to this week's winner.

Maybe you can parlay the victory into a date with Judy's older sister. This is Simon from the worst ever podcast. You may join us next time for Opie or Burr. Goodbye. I feel like it needs that audience going, Opie or Burr, and then the music comes on. and the host comes out. Ooh, can we get one of those microphones for me?

That's, like, really long and dead. Yeah, like, Gene. And I can, like, yeah. Whatever his name is. So I can hold it like this. Don't do it. Then you're one step closer, Carl. Why, is it gay?

No, to be to being a game host, game show host. That's all I want. You can't go back after you start. That's all I want in the world, Annie. Who won that game, producer, Kress? Are you ready to do some math? Annie did. Oh, Annie still won him by missing the last one.

Yeah. Congratulations, Annie. Well done. You know your. Opie or Burr? I'll give a speech. I'll give a speech since any one.

This is the game. It's so accurate that the shows from this week that we you had the clip of him Bilber opening singing Jimmy Dean. Hey kids rock.

Like on and on and on. Opie opened his show with if you want my buying. Of course he did. The same opening. They're the same guy. As far as broadcasters go,

not in any other way, But as far as broadcasting technique, they're the same guy. All right. Well, Annie knows if it's Bill or Greg. Yeah. But can Annie poke a dabbler? Because that's what's next. Should we be spacing out these games?

It's three games in a row too much. Will the fun ever stop? It's not for me. I love it. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler. What do you say, Carl? And co-host. Are you ready to poke a dabbler?

Can't you just be in a scene? He's also the worst actor that I've ever seen. He's not even acting. Really? Then why did I get a great agent? One of the top managers. And Wayne Rice from Dewez, my car, loved it. Love my acting.

Thought I was the next coming of Ben Stiller. He was laughing, mainly because of how terrible it was acting was. I only laughed when I was like, this is the worst thing ever. I have to laugh. Hey, at least I got to laugh. The only way I could really make sure that I don't want to undead myself during this and process of this movie. I don't think it should ever exist. I don't think you should go see it.

I don't think you should even acknowledge that it exists. And I didn't know it existed until Carl from a who are these podcasts is one of my favorite podcasts is a review. view on it. Well, that says a lot about your review. Sorry, Mint. I apologize for making you watch that movie. Alerted me to the presence of this movie. So in other words, you went in tainted. Well, that's

a great reviewer. Go in with the tainted fuck. So you're going in after you're hearing your favorite podcast, which, by the way, is ridiculous. If you want to know more about Mintzell, it's taint, you can go to Fansley.com if it's Lady Kmart. But he's already told you

it sucks. So you go in with that premise. What a great reviewer. Man, no wonder why you're sitting on a fucking, fucking old pleather chair in front of a green screen. You know Gene Siskel, you know Roger Ebert, you know Richard Roper. What did John say next? Here are your choices.

Number one, you're a dumb crunt. B, your Pfeather Malton. Next. your Richard doper four your mean Ciskel and lastly your Roger Butthurt

and lastly two your reek read to poke a dabble I'm going to go against one of my standard rules when trying to figure out a cardiff game

I think it's number one, you're a dumb crunt. What do you think, Adam? It's either that one or Richard Doper. I'm going to go with that. I'm going to go with next. Richard Doper. All right, producer, Chris. I also went next. Megan, what do you think?

I'll go with me. Okay. Pfeather Martin. Why not? Too clever. That's why. Annie, what do you think? Four. Four.

Mean Siskel. all right let's find out what a great reviewer man no wonder why you're sitting on a fucking uh fucking old pleather chair in front of a green screen you know jean ciscoll you know roger ebert you know richard roper you're a fucking richard doper yeah oh nice adam pulled it out did you that one too chris i sure did congratulations so i went against my rule i thought Cardiff was trying to pull it over me I mean

I was like oh no how bad does I have to be and it's bad it's it's the worst movie I've seen yet I'm sure it's probably worse movies out there but I don't know how

there could be a worse movie out there this isn't a movie this is somebody's fan fiction poorly written fan fiction and then realize can we say fan fiction again fan fiction that's all for this time come back next time to find out if you

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You got me. Promocode WATP for hackamania, hackamedia.com. Come hang out with us in Vegas. We had always had a great time last year. It's only going to get better. it keeps getting better and if you've been watching Patrick's stream and he's been streaming a lot this week hours and hours and hours but it's amazing to see

how people are fantasizing about going to hackamania whether it's Kiki and her mom fantasizing about it or Mersh or Karmic or any of these guys they're all talking about Chatsumak they're all talking about going to Hackamania 3 because it's the place to be you're going to want to be there we're going to have a great hotel.

Chad's going to stand out our hotel cross the street. Chad's so stupid. Melted offered him so much shit. It was just like, I'll give you the hotel, I'll give you the airfare, I'll pay you per diem, pay for all your food. Half a bottle of Tito's.

I was offended. You know, right. I was like, offering it better than any of us get. And then Chad's response was, I can't be just one night. I want to spend two nights. And I was thinking, like, move to Vegas for all you want, Chad.

That's not up to Patrick Melton if you want to spend two nights. Go for it. Get a nicer hotel. Stay in a suite. I'm going early and staying late. Right. Do whatever the fuck you want. You're an adult.

Watching all these people fumble this invite really reminds you that there's no helping certain people. Yes. And I think that's what Patrick does beautifully is he plays all of these people with, you know, just these like, I'll give you a ticket if you want to come. I'll give you a promo code if you want a promo code. and these people don't know how to deal with it. They're like, wait, am I accepted? Am I in the club? Am I not in the club?

Did you just call my bluff? Yeah. No, what am I going to do? I'm not funnier than Burst? What are I supposed to do with that? God damn it. Speaking of not being very funny, I know people on Spotify are reviewing and responding to individual episodes

and Megan checks that out for us. So do we have any recent review that? I feel like it's been blowing up the people reacting and commenting on the individual shows on Spotify. we have a few reviews this week we have one from sean from episode 680 good name for john and judy's new podcast law and odor that's really good damn but i wish i had that for point devil point we have one from some guy in new hampshire listening to bill burr is like listening to a guy with two twenty dollar bills bitch about people who have a fifty dollar bill Yeah, pretty good analogy

And then I have one more This was from episode 681 From Backdoor Benji Why can't Megan Markle be more like Review Girl Megan? You knew that was getting around you That Megan Markle video is pissing me off Because Netflix put in a copyright claim on it

And then I respond And then it's fair use blah blah blah blah And then they responded and said nope so then I have to go through this whole other process of telling them no it actually is and then I have to like sign my firstborn which by the way I didn't work out well but I have to sign my first born it's coming from an abortion guy yeah it's a whole thing we have to risk getting a channel strike in order to fight that and it's so we don't have the Megan Marco video up but it's coming from Netflix or from Megan Markle that's a good question it says

Netflix what's their argument as to why this is different I don't know because we've used Megan Marcos up from Netflix before and it's been fine. And Lucy even took the music bed out of it purposely so we wouldn't get a copyright strike or claim on it. So if you're on our Patreon, like that was an episode we did on a Saturday. So on Patreon, you get all of the same with YouTube. You get all of the video episodes unedited. I put it up on Rumble. Anyone can go watch it on Rumble, 681, the Megan Marco one.

But it is annoying. Carl's Frost and tip Andy has two viewers John gets more if he farts I don't know what the analogy is there but go check out all apologies podcast if that's what you're talking about

go check out my buddy trucker Andy do we have any new reviews Andy yes I have two for us great this one comes in from Chad's present upper lip it's unwatchable without Chris

Chris is the only reason I watch the show if Chris made his own show i'd never listen again one star i'd give zero if possible p s love you chris fuck you to it i got to drop it before you could oh is that a five-star review yeah they love chris oh nice but if he leaves you get a one i understand one i understand how this works we'll keep chris the other one comes in from stuttering jaundice the empty threats are coming down the pike. This F word makes fun of my kids. For this, he must pay. I'm going to take your house and your wife. I ran out of dick pills, though, so I can't do anything when I see Jen. Yet,

school. Jesus. A lot of references in there. I'm going to go with a five star on that one. Five stars. Beautiful. Thank you so much for doing that because it helps the algorithm people find the show when you review it and give us five stars. The one pun, remember for 10 months says, we all know Opie's gifts and his family under the tree. Also for Hacker Radio 3, did anyone ask Karm what his favorite flavor of Widow is? Love you, folks. I think we should all encourage Karmic to just do something big, bold, daring, and risky to get Felicia's attention and to remind her that you're a real person.

It's the worst, the worst possible advice. Oh, favorite flavor of window is what the one pun meant. Because Widow is also kind of funny. Yeah, that's where I went with it. Favorite flavor of Window makes a little bit more sense, I guess, for Karmic. All right. We have some voicemails, but first, Annie, what are you up to? Well, after this episode at 10 p.m. Easter, I'm going live on What's This Game to talk about

Undertale with Spurksnake. If you don't catch it live, go to at What's This Game on YouTube and check it out. At What's This Game. All one word. or other dashes. There are dashes, but if you type it in, you'll find it. Okay. Very good.

Adam, anything you're promoting, my friend. If anybody is interested in this Karmic Felicia breakup, I encourage them to check out Lil KB by Rocco making or just roasting Karmic on MLC because he's doing KB's act better than him and he is taking this person down to another level. and he has no responses at all. He's worse than John. He has nothing. He just hangs his head down,

then goes back to his own stream and talks about how he's a real man ready to take out all his enemies. It's fascinating, brilliant work by Rocco. Rocco is crushing it with Little KB, for sure. Producer Chris, you want to promote the isotopes? I want to promote the isotopes. I knew it.

If you're in the Western New York area, we're playing our Christmas show this Saturday night at Three Heads, come on down. starts at 8 o'clock. We'll be performing until 11 because that's when the music has to stop. What he said. 8 to 11, the isotopes performing at 3 Heads Brewing. Theisotopes.com for more information.

Saturday night is club night. 11 o'clock, it's club night, no matter what. Do whatever you want to do before that. So it's a residential area. So we have to shut things off at 11, which I love because I'm an old man. I love being done at 11 o'clock. Welcome to my world. It works out really well for me.

Are you guys ready for some voicemails? It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. I've been forgetting that this is the Gary and San Diego voicemail segment. I have not been playing that Stinger, and I'm getting called out for it. Hey, it's Miguel from the Motor City. Hey, Carl, I was going to give you a pass on the Wednesday episode,

but then the same thing on the Saturday episode. You did not start the voicemails with Gary's Stinger, or even mention it was the Rock and Roller. roll a voice now section do better very disrespectful of me my apologies oh jesus christ this message is for wATP i can't believe i'm doing this but i have to offend opi because i have an aunt who when she passes away she wants to be cremated but she wants to be buried with her sisters my mom and my other aunts so yeah people do get cremated and buried she just doesn't want anybody to fucking see her she

hates the way she looks i think all right got to go i honestly did not know that you can get cremated and buried yes i heard a lot of catholics a lot of catholics wrote in to tell me that that is a practice no shit i was unaware of i just thought it was a overkill is it less expensive than i guess buying a casket and everything right i don't think it's about the money when it comes of that sort of thing. I think it's more about some kind of belief in something. Well, my mom's watching. It is about the money.

So let's price that out. So it's a Jewish tradition. He's allowed to say that, everyone. He's a lot to say that. I can have to say it. All right, here's a dozy of a failure. Hey, this is Ben from the Woods. I'm calling in to talk about that caller who said you can't call in

about something someone else already called in about. But I disagree. In fact, I want to talk about my first call because I can't read. Oh, no. Well, I guess this is the answer. All right. So a guy wrote down what he wanted to say, read it wrong,

and then he called back, and this is sad. You know, some people just aren't built for the bright lights. Oh, no. Come on, man. You could get back up and call again. You'll figure it out. You're too close to the sun. Does he?

No, he did. Oh. He's giving up on that. I thought you were setting it up. He's giving up on entertainment, unfortunately. It's too bad. Hey, Carl, Chris from Indianapolis here. So I just found out that Stuttering John is going to be performing in Greenwood,

which is a little south of where I'm at on Thursday. And I'm thinking about getting tickets. Now, my question is. is, should I get the GA ticket, the VIP GA ticket, or the VIP and meet and greet? Now, that one is $75, so that's kind of ridiculous. But let me know what you think. All right, peace. I'm going to answer this question seriously.

Get the GA because the GAVAP will probably get you closer to the stage. You won't need to get closer to the stage. Be plenty of places to sit. And you want to stay dry. And you don't need the meat. and greet, because he'll be at the bar afterwards. You can just walk over and buy him a beer. It'll be cheaper than 75 bucks.

Yeah, you're going to meet him anyways. Yeah. But if you do go see John, please report back. Someone messaged me. They wanted me to pay for their tickets to go see Sittering John, wherever he's going to be this weekend. Who aren't you paying for? Messed up.

That's really messed up. We're not funding. We're not funding people to go see Suttering John's show. If you want to go and tell us how it was, great. Oh, you know what else? I got an email from someone. I haven't heard back from them who knew Lisa Boswell when she was Bob Boswell. Oh, wow.

Yeah, like worked with them and stuff and had a lot of interesting stories. I was like, oh, yeah, please, call in. So, wow. Yeah, that would be awesome. Hopefully that happens. We haven't heard from our buddy Cal Photographer in a little while. Hey, Carl, it's Cal Photographer. I'm about a month behind on episodes, but I wanted to give Cardiff this ISO.

It's time for everyone's business. Favorite new game show To poke A dabbler Okay, go fuck yourself Pretty good Pretty good Maybe Cardiff will use that

Because he's so unprofessional That dummy So John or he took down his stream That he was doing with Cardiff Hopefully a clipper grabbed that And put it somewhere I actually pulled some You've already pulled some of it?

Yeah Okay good That's why I was late getting here Good Good well done Guy was an hour early It's a late getting here It's one of the good ones, producer, Chris.

Ron and Syracuse, Cowanin. Hey, Carl Roney in Syracuse. Love you, love the show. Got an idea for John Melendez becoming an attorney. I think he should specialize in DUI. More specifically, he should go out and try to help people at the roadside, if not it'll have to represent the report. But here's the thing what he can do is say,

Your Honor, my client was drinking water, and the same amount as the beer. Therefore, it cancels it out, bang your gavel, take dismiss. Don't call me that. That's a good point. You can do beer math in front of the judge if anyone gets a DUI. Well, the breathalyzer is obviously wrong about this. Doesn't realize how many hours passed by and how many waters you drank.

Here's another, but one has a lost slogan idea. Hey, Carl, Kenny from Canada here. I've got a slogan for Stuttering John's law firm. Melendez Law Are you suing? Instead of, are you fucking? Are you suing? That's pretty good.

I liked it better when I thought it was just Uh. Yeah, that's awesome. It wouldn't be very. Yo, I'm just calling to ask about what happened to Kendi I miss her on the show. And honorable mention,

what about Pauly and Dirty Jersey? I liked his low-budget song parodies he did on the voicemail and it's kind of like shit but it was awesome. Yeah. I forgot about Paul a dirty jersey calling in with those really long voicemail that I scolded him a few times. Maybe got buttered. W-A-T-M.

Yes. Kendi I do communicate with from time to time. Kendi's got life shit going on. Has gotten busy with that. But she's still paying attention to the show. She still sends me notes to rag on me when I fuck up. So I'm going to be happy to hear that.

Carl is Daddy. Daddy loves the chargers this week. And he's been right. Daddy loves the Eagles. Lay the point to take the Eagles. And it's by chance you got 30K. Oh, shit. Daddy could use 30K. Check it in from the left coast.

All right. Yeah, Gino, uh, it's got some debt. Someone was making a joke, probably on Elho replay show about why he likes the Chargers. That's his favorite, favorite team. Sure does love charging things. uh this is i think this is me calling into my own voicemail number i guess i forgot doing this hi i'm karl hamburger and i laugh like this is that true yeah fuck this is how i find out about it

how come you guys didn't tell me the whole time god damn it guys are the worst um all right let's get out of here i got to go bye i got to go i got to go i got to go i got to go I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Bye. Boom. Playing his hit volley.

Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time.

Bye. Bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Yes. thank you for tuning in bye

bye hit like before you leave everyone hit like hit subscribe okay bye I gave you the lob and you and you rang with it it took a drop