Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep686 - Tequila Talk, Bill Burr's Standup, Opie, Miss Judy, StutJo

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

We’ve been covering Bill Burr’s podcast since his meltdowns following the backlash from the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Adam Busch and Christian Bladt went to see Bill perform standup comedy last week and Adam had an epiphany. He explains why Bill’s podcast is so pedestrian and unfunny. Christian joins us with a notebook full of notes. Lucy Tightbox is in studio and I discuss the previous weekend in Vegas at “Pulperfest.” John DiCaprio was the guy who was picked to organize the event and instead he talked a bunch of shit from his hotel room while keeping all of the money. Ron the Waiter used his special day to dunk on Opie and it’s brilliant. Richard Marx and his wife, the very drunk Daisy Fuentes, livestreamed during the pandemic and embarrassed themselves spectacularly. Miss Judy joined Lucy on her show to break down some of the more ridiculous elements of Stuttering John’s LOLsuit. Stuttering John has decided once again it’s time to run away from the bullies. Megan and Annie join the show for a round of “Is It Gay?” and “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish up with comments, reviews, and voicemails.  Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/vVhkAI0cWSY More Lucy Tightbox: https://www.youtube.com/onceoverwithcayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But first, WTP paid for two tickets to Bill Burr's stand-up show last week. Adam Bush and Christian Blatt. Both attended said stand-up show that was in Cerritos Center in Cerritos, California. This is a smaller theater of mass capacity, 1,700 people. So I think that's about the size of the theater I saw Bill Burr in when I went to see him But he's been playing baseball stadiums and arenas and things like that So kind of an intimate

Venue to see such a big star like Bill Burr I want Adam to take it away here Since he's the one who witnessed this stand-up show Of course we've been following Bill Burr And this weird trajectory he's on Where he's got life all figured out now And he's a happy-go-lucky guy and nothing brings him down.

He's not angry about anything anymore. Not even the bankers. He's not even upset about them anymore. It's crazy how chilly he is. So I'm curious what that's done to his stand-up show. Adam, take it away. Well, I'd like to start with his podcast because I want us to remember just how bad it is

for such a talented guy. Check out his opening from the last one. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast. For Monday, December 22nd, 2020 what's going on how are you how's it going three days before Christmas

let me ask you this what do you think about people that send gifts to your kids and they're not wrapped wow that's Opie-esque right off the bat having a boring and lame take on something and the checklist of funny sounds asking us questions we can't answer right into nonsensical radio jargon bullshit. Anna, I do want to know. How are you?

Don't talk to me like that in that tone. Fair enough. You forgot to sneeze after. Yeah, good point. Couldn't edit that out. Nothing we can do about that. It gets even worse. Check out the next one.

Like, I'm just not operating at that level. You know, every fucking... I never notice how much my stomach growls until I do a podcast. I just ate three fucking ribs. How can I still be... The stomach growling

Um Anyway Jesus Christ Uh Yeah so Christmas is a couple days away I don't know if you heard You're gonna have a whip smack off

A celery John In the next episode Can you slow it down Bill Trying to keep up here But you said Christmas is coming I don't know if you guys were aware of that I don't think anybody knew about that actually Did you know that your stomach can make noises

Even after you eat food? Sometimes especially I think they call that digestion Is that what that is? I don't get it. What's going on? I just wolfed out some wigs. I guess he's only focused on his mental health

because he has fixed it. He is solved and anew. Anyway, today marks three weeks. Three weeks. This is like being sober of me not losing my temper and not even having to work on it. I feel like I'm fucking cured. I can't believe it.

Now all I have to work on is not cursing in front of my kids. It's going to be fantastic. It's the only thing he has to work on now. What, no one wrapped those fucking gifts? That's not anger. That's cursing. Yes. It's totally different.

He's three weeks he hasn't lost his temper. He's cured of whatever ailment he had for all that time. Yeah, he's always vague about what the ailment was. Right. Yeah, I'm confused about this. The thing that made him edgy and funny? Is that the thing he's cured of? Yeah.

Yeah, his superpower, secret weapon, talent, skill, right. The thing he's beloved for. He says he is cured, but I don't think he is judging by this next one. I was talking about if I could just not have a temper, like there would be nothing for her to complain about. So I am now, I'm now, I'm not talking shit yet because I'm only three weeks in. But I get like three months in of not losing my temper. I'm going to talk a little shit. I'm getting her cute little grill.

I have a big smile on my face, and she's going to be like, what? I'm going to be like nothing. What do you mean nothing? You got nothing. You got nothing on me. I'm clean. Oh, Burke Christ is doing the Paramount Plus New Year's Eve bash. There you go.

Just watching TV again. I'm watching fucking football again. God damn. I see that commercial every three seconds, too. I know exactly what he's talking about. So I love this idea where he's just like, oh, wait until I fucking laid to my wife about how happy I am. Right. I'm going to fucking really teach her a lesson, but I'm fucking happy I am.

My three-month anniversary, I'm going to celebrate by going off. Yeah. You don't matter how quietly you say it, a revenge fantasy, is still anger. Yeah, right. Right up in a pretty little face. Like, yeah. There's a lot of anger there, Bill, but okay. And his anger continues in the next two clips.

Wouldn't be amazing if an athlete went to the crowd literally just beat somebody to death? Oh. If you laugh about it, it's okay. Sounds perfectly seen and rational. I'm going to go drive. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. I'm going to go drive into those carolars over there. He-he-he-he-he.

I earned this. It's been three weeks. you got another example here yep um anyway that'd be a great thing to do pay a pay like have a benefit to pay an athlete's fan uh his find that punched somebody in the crowd he's fans you know fans for athletes not taking shit from fucking loser fans whatever whatever you would call the organization there. Yeah, that sounds angry to me. That laughter is maniacal.

Yeah. I have watched some football games and wanted some fancy a punch in the face by the athletes. I'm with him on this. Of course, I'm not working at myself. I'm allowed to be a douche. It's kind of my thing, too. Stay in the course, Carl. We got this.

You know, preaching acceptance while displaying that kind of thing. You know, there was a time, a long time ago, I went to a couple's therapist, and I would get very angry. Did you bring your girlfriend next time? He's like, oh, is that how this works? Oh, I didn't understand. I thought it was just where I talk about. Yeah. My shit. No, but I would get very loud and angry, and she would shut down and get quiet. And I remember at some point, the therapist was like, we want to talk to her about her anger.

And she's like, my anger, he's the one who's loud and screaming. Yeah, but you're the one who's quiet and angry. He thinks you can't have both right here, which is really shows you how little. It's only about raising your voice, yeah. Yeah, he thinks if he says it quietly. fucking hate you, you bitch, and this is all a lie. He thinks that's not anger, but it is helping his

arts in other ways. But anyways, I've been playing drums and I'm still doing that thing trying to free myself up the flow mode and I'm finding it's starting to seep into my playing. All of a sudden, I'm starting to hear Phil's and I'm able to, you know, kind of

start to play him. This is like Howard Stern. Is there anything more boring than an old man learning an instrument? Like most people learn him when they're teenagers, because that's when you have time to do that kind of shit. And then, like, I know a ton of guys who play drums really, really well. So I'm not impressed by Bill Burr playing a fucking Phil. He brings up on every fucking podcast.

He gives a shit. The only thing worse was Howard talking about chess. Right. Talking about chess, talking about, you know, playing his guitar. Hey, look at this riff I learned. Neat. I learned that when I was 12. Moving on.

Howard. I couldn't play guitar when I was 12. I was trying to be a big shot over here. Well, you had an ovation. I mean, you can't play on one of those. No shit. No one can play that riff on an ovation. Don't trigger me at him

So here he's going to start talking about his Cerrito set Okay finally A shout out to everybody that came out to see me in Cerritos I had a great time I brought Ambria and Dean to come down They both fucking killed it The crowd was amazing Okay pause it

Was fucking amazing Andrea and Dean did not kill Andrea came out and she did not understand this audience Which was packed about 2,000 people completely mixed of age, color, politics. She repeatedly was like, I can't get a handle on what you people are into because they would sound anti-Trump

and then pro-Trump and then she'd mention the veterans and no one would applaud. Two comics had to say, you know, we mentioned veterans and we're used to people applauding there. It's very weird that you're not. And it's not because they weren't patriotic. It was just so mixed and hard to get a handle on. Dean Del Rey came on second, saw that

and said, I'll just go with dick jokes. and a wild story about this time. He took psychedelics at the sphere. You'll never guess what happened. It's wild. They were just sort of like one of those crowds where you really couldn't push it, you know, too far. You know, they sort of were game for everything.

They did, they did grown at one joke I did, but it was a little too soon, I think. Yeah, it was Nick Reiner, and it was too soon. Oh, yeah. It would be pretty freaking soon, yeah. Makes sense. All right, so he's already a lot. about the openers killing it.

I always wonder about that because I've seen a lot of these guys who don't need an opener at all is just someone to fill some time so that people get their money's worth and they don't sell a single seat. You know, Dean Delray is not selling a single extra seat for Bill. And I see a lot of these comics when they come through with their feature acts and the feature acts are bad. They're just not very good. And it seems on purpose. They have guys up there who will, you know, get people like staring at the stage, get ready

for that. There's lights on. There's a person up there on the microphone. But then the jokes, I'll start 30 minutes into the show, and it seems to pop. So when people are just like, oh, my God, my opener's crushed it. I'm glad you were there to tell us the truth about what's going on. It was a big crowd. They were rowdy.

They were responsive, but they were also drinking and busy. A lot of talking, a lot of action, a lot of movement. We were about an hour and a half late getting in because you had to surrender all your phones. No one could take a picture. No one could record anything. Can I just point out? the economy must be going very well because, you know, I've seen the receipts.

These are not inexpensive tickets for people to just go and just fucking talk over the act. Wouldn't you want to sit down and shut up and get your money's worth? I hate when people want to have like mundane conversations with their friends. Like, well, you can do that anywhere. Why we're at the comedy show doing that? It was this kind of crowd where when the lights went down, there was a pre-recorded announcement that said,

please refrain from picture taking and turn off your cell phones and everyone laughed and booed and cheered because they'd given up their phones already. and they wanted everyone to know how they felt about it. Okay. They were very, yeah, they were very rowdy. Now, Bill comes on stage, and he absolutely crushed it in every single way. It was one of the best comedy shows stand-up I have ever seen.

The man is a monster. And what's so fucked up is that every single thing we grown at in this podcast, he turned into something brilliant and funny, and it killed. in the stand-up act everything from the bubba and trump or blowing each other he made it funny he made everything funny and the crowd did not know what to make of it because he didn't need them and he didn't care if he offended them and he's so masterful he can say something no it doesn't go over and then like decide when he wants to bring them back on his own it was incredible what i figured out is that his wife listens to the podcast. Okay.

She does not watch his stand-up. So on the podcast, he is healed. And he's laugh, all those awkward laughs are him like writing the joke eventually. All that. I see. That's very uncomfortable is something he's either not saying or writing now and that in his act

will be incredible. Tom Waits, they used to say he wrote songs just driving around talking into a tape recorder. And I feel like that's what this podcast is you're right he doesn't want to do a podcast he wants to get fired this is just his warm up for his shows well that explains why he's like i got to work on two things my anger and swearing in front of the children like no grown man is concerned about those two things of their life that's like what the wife is nagging him about yep and he starts this set

off by talking about how angry he is at his wife how pissed he is at her because she wants him to stay at home and they got into a big fight during glen gallery glen ross and all of this is for him to like try and figure out a way to stay home and be happy which he's having a tough time doing because he is so fucking angry during this entire set the first half is preaching acceptance

the second half is fuck the fatties fuck the women fuck the gays fuck the men who cry that's what he was talking about though where he goes my set's weird because half of it's involved the other half is my old stuff but you're telling me it works even though he's saying two totally

different things yes because he's not preaching to us how we need to be It's just this lost man trying to figure it out. And the best moment of the whole show was when one woman tried to just say something political about ice from the front rows that just something like, well, it's the Democrats or the stuff. He turned her and he squatted down and he laid into this woman with the most angry, offensive, hate-filled tirade. It got a standing ovation. It was, it was so suddenly it all works. You're like, yeah, he's trying to be nice, but shit.

It is not what he's good at, and he knows it on stage. He's like Miles Davis. He walks in a circle. He doesn't care if we see him. He has his back to us. He did 15 minutes on the curtain, and it killed. It was hilarious. I could not believe this was the same person as this awful, unlistenable podcast.

Okay, so what he needs? You know, Shane Gillis, Shane and Matt have the secret podcast because they don't want to get caught, making Asian accents again, and getting fired from important. important gigs. So what Bill needs, maybe he already has it, and you should let us in on it, is like a secret podcast feed that the wife doesn't know about, where he could do like a good podcast to entertain his fans, and then pretend like, no, this is what I put out while I'm working on my anger issues and swearing in front of the kids.

That's what he's doing. My drum fills. Is he trying to bore as well? Maybe that's what it is. He wants to stop listening, and he knows she hates when he plays drums. He wants to get fired from everything. Yeah, I'm just going to talk about these new films that I'm working on for the entire show. I haven't explained that entire episode on motorcycle racing.

Right. Are there any other clips you want to play? I see you have a Cerrito set, too, from the podcast. Sure, yeah. Give a little his impression of it. Okay. But I had, like, I don't have, like, this epiphany because I've just been changing the order or whatever. And I finally just came up with the order for the set, for the new shit.

And I did the work. I wrote it down, and I had it on the napkin. And I just, I, and I stuck to the order. I know, I was a little nervous. I was going to look fucking unprofessional. But as long as you're funny, I think you can keep glancing over a piece. I just had to make sure I did it in the right order so it would, like, connect. What are those things called Segways?

They're called, you know, in my business, it's called the Segway. Do they even make those anymore? Segways? Oh, my God. It's so on it. It's torturous. How can this be the same guy? Right.

That's like a Rade of Vito thing. Segway, isn't that a thing that he used to have? Used to move around on it? Yeah, it's the same word. It sounds like that word. It does sound like that word. It's a good point. I don't understand.

He told this story about his daughter ruining his son's sandcastle and how his daughter's like, I'm mad. And he said, well, then go ruin a sandcastle. Why not? He was wrong. You're right. Go ruin the sandcastle. And he was so proud at how.

brutally she destroyed this with like care and malice and like really destroyed it the best she could and bill looked down to her and said well i guess it really is just in god's hands whether they're angry or not has nothing to do with you and i'm like bill she's mimicking your behavior it's you he does a bit on stage about how god must be this lost comic like just trying to put his set together so that's you bill yes he's the god his cluelessness is so charming on stage and so awful on this podcast. I don't know if we can review it anymore.

Wow. Adam's a giant Bill Burr Simp. He's a ball washer. Yeah, I was before, but it's like if this is what he needs to do this podcast to be that funny on stage, let him do whatever the fuck he wants. I don't care.

Just don't, I'm never going to listen to it. It's not for me. All right. Well, let's see if we have a different opinion from Christian Blad, who was your date that night, your plus one. He's also in the studio with us.

Someone we didn't see him. What's up, Christian? Oh, wow. Oh, hello. Thank you for having me on Carl and Adam. We had a great time. I do have to nitpick something that you just said, Adam. The point about the brother's sandcastle. So he, I don't know, the daughter had built something and then the brother, you know, fucked it up. And so then she's like, I'm mad. And he says to his daughter, well, if you're mad, why don't you go ruin his sandcastle? And his point, Bill's was, and she just stood there. And I'm like, why he's standing there. I want to wait till he's done. And since you wanted it to hurt more. And then he's like, oh, they're born this way. But Adam, you turned to me during this. He's like, no, you told her to go smash her brother Sandcastle. She's not born this way. You made her this way. Yeah. I agree with Adam that for the most part, you're like, oh, this is what this guy does.

You know, the podcast is a hobby, you know. Barely. But yeah. I mean, it's a, well, it's a hobby that he's obligated. It's a contractual obligation. You'd be amazing if, like, Opie is actually a really talented guy who just sucks at podcasting? I don't think that that's right. I don't know. I know it's the holidays, but, uh, no.

I just say, it'd be an interesting parallel to what we're finding about Bill. That's what I told Christian after the show. So this is the equivalent of watching Opie get on stage and he's just like a virtuoso flamenco guitar player. And you're like, where the fuck did this come from? This guy's good at stuff. There's no way. I had no idea.

So the thing that surprised. me was I was like, all right, we're going to go in here and he's going to work through all the shit about the way people have responded to the Riyadh Comedy Festival. That's what's driving him. He didn't even talk about it. He's in therapy because his wife hates him. And I sent Carl a picture because we couldn't have our phones. I literally filled this notebook in the dark. And so he says that early on in the set, he says, marriage is like this. You're sitting at a red light. And a car comes up behind you. and slams into you and the driver gets out and is pissed at you for being stopped at that red

light that's what it's like to be married and i was like oh no no no that's what it's like to be in a terrible marriage is like every marriage my marriage is actually not like that i don't know about karl and i don't know about chris the asians people your marriage your marriages were probably both like that exactly but you wrote up a great point chris and that is that there was a huge audience and I don't think a single person there knew about or cared about the Riyadh comedy festival. Like, it didn't, it didn't happen in their mind. And that is what Bill is working for. This whole, for my wife, thing, is just an excuse.

This is what he is working through. He's just not willing to admit it, which is why it's all so shallow and just a show. Well, he point blank says, my wife told me I had to go into therapy. And then he quoted his wife, who had earlier said to him, whether or not I'm in therapy is none of your business is what his wife had said to him you don't have to worry about me being in therapy

but you oh you need and you know she's probably right that he needs to be but you might want to talk to your spouse if you as the wife are also so that's why he's trying to show like yep therapy worked I'm good yep doing great so I don't have to go therapy anymore right I figured it out yeah

on the podcast he's like therapy is so great he tells us why and on the live show he's like I went to nine therapists before I could find one I can even stand. And here's how I tortured the first nine. Like, he hates it. I can't see Bill having any respect for a therapist. I think Bill thinks he's got life all figured out,

doesn't need to talk to some low-level therapist about it. Well, Adam, do you remember what he said about therapist? There's only one kind of therapist he can see. And that's a woman. Because sitting in a room with a man talking about your feelings is just something that would make him very uncomfortably. So what? we're going to be two guys just staring at our feet.

I was like, no, I mean, he probably talked about your feelings, but he's embraced the fact that he needs a good cry. I don't think he said every day. I don't know if you remember at him, but he has a good cry now every, every once in a while. And he's married to entirely marriage-based. He's like, I don't freak out if the toaster doesn't work like I used to, but he cries about it, I think. I can literally say that.

I can't buy a new poster. I can't buy a new wife, so that's the problem. One of the moments the air went out of the room is when he said without any sarcasm. I think about killing myself. I think about often, yeah, a couple times a day and not as a joke. Like, for real, I'm not going to do it everybody. I just, I think about it. And everyone just kind of sat there waiting for the next thing.

But he only says that after the crowd's like, wait, what now? You think about killing yourself? This is a comedy show, right, Bill? And, yeah, you have two, three times a day. And he's like, don't worry. I'm not going to do it in Cerritos. And then he got them back. so he's a pro that would be the place to do it i would think well yeah i mean it's a long drive back

yeah and alone it's a live nation event live nation's going to put on whatever tour they're doing so they up the ticket prices they rented out the venue and they charge it all to the tour so he paid for this but has a contractual obligation to live nation so they raise the prices to fulfill that need so it's interesting that even when he's just casually trying out stuff there's big bucks being circulated through massive corporations at all times. One of the things that he kept, you know, he said that I hadn't heard the podcast, but it's great that he wrote it on a napkin. I mean, you know, a piece of paper would have been fine to write the order of your set.

Yeah, some people use the screen. But he was determined to get through a bit on Elon Musk. Because he didn't call him Elon Musk. He's like, oh, the Tesla guy. And he'd be in the middle of something funny. And then he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, but back to the Tesla guy. He's like, no, what you were talking about now was, was way more interesting.

He's very angry at the Tesla guy as we find out. He's not a big fan of billionaires who own social media companies. Well, it's funny that you mention that, Carl, because I do have a quote from my scrawl in my notebook. He had a really hot take. Nerds run the world. Have you heard anybody say that before?

Fuck it. I mean, I think I've heard him say that a few times. Nerd! That's him ranting on a recent podcast. Yeah, that's it. You can show a clip of just the energy in the room that I sent you from Dean Delray's Instagram. It'll give you a sense.

Thanks for demonetizing Carl's episode. I don't need fucking Ellison Chains music playing on my goddamn channel. That's what I'm saying. So annoying. So was that at the end of the show? Is that the Sandy Ovation he was getting at the end there? Yeah. Yeah, Dean comes back out.

It's almost like he has to prove to Bill that he didn't go home. So he comes out at the end. proud. Yeah, well, I'll still, I'll still drive me back. So a lot of empty seats in the front there. Is that where the Saudi prince and his friends were sitting? To be fair, that was during Dean Del Rey. People showed up once Bill was on stage with two drinks. And, you know, he said like, I know what you guys are doing. You want me to fly off the handle at you. That's not me anymore. So he's like, okay, these guys in the front row thought that they'd get my attention by coming in. No, no, he's healed, at least in the first few minutes of the set out.

By the time the hour was over, he seemed broken, I think is the only word I can come up with for it. So, Kristen, overall thoughts on Bill Burr's stand-up show. So I thought he was great. And, you know, Adam had made the point to me that, yeah, the podcast is where he works these things out. And, you know, he starts laughing because he's like, oh, I've got a joke about this. But I'm not giving it away for free. And then also the wife might hear it. He did struggle with trying things out.

Adam mentioned that Rob Reiner came up, and he had clearly in his head prepared a bit about how Ryan Murphy will do the Rob Reiner show, which, you know, maybe there'll be a live action show. But it happened like, what, last week? So I think even in Cerritos, they're like, okay. Yeah, but he only said Ryan Murphy. He didn't say American Horror Story,

so no one knew what he was referencing. So he made some Hollywood insider joke that was funny about how no one knows what he's talking about and did not care that anyone like like it's so impressive to watch somebody not mind getting booed or getting silence and just working it out for himself it's very cool to see yeah uh for uh hollywood insider talk uh we were a little too far south of the 10 for people to get that which is something that bill said repeatedly yeah and um my favorite out my favorite out of it's so annoying everything is just what what fucking street intersection it is and which highway you're on

All right, but be fair, Adam, he's right about it being south of the 10. It's not like he's lying. I'm not saying they're wrong. It's just annoying to all of us. One of the, one of my favorite of the whole night, out of touch, rich guy. He's, I want to talk in a moment about, what he's saying about the gym, but he's like, you go into the gym. And Adam's laughing because he goes, and it's lit like a W hotel. Silence.

Yeah, who here has stayed at a W. Hotel. I have, I worked at E-Bomb's world at the time. Okay. He was a multi-billionaire. But, yeah, not normally what I do. And another one was he said, you know how everyone's always talking about going to the Galapagos? And I'm just like, not this year. We're like, this is not relatable.

So he talks about while he was in New York, which is apparently, you know, what was the beginning of the destruction of his life, because now he's in therapy. And he joined a gym. And then he talked about how the gym was gay. But he, like, really leans in. I have the note, it was aggressively gay. It had a sign that the steam room was closed due to inappropriate contact, which was actually kind of a, you know, a funny exchange about, you know, I guess that, oh, I know what he said, Gagas are like animals.

They can't control themselves and they're blowing each other everywhere. You need a woman around to make sure you have a little decorum, but apparently not at that gym. But was there anything about the gym that stood out to you, Adam? well just that he was preaching the exact opposite kind of value system previously in the set the first half hour and the audience doesn't care they do not give a shit they're like give us hell make fun of us make fun of everyone we're just supporting you and that was exciting to see and gay guys do be fucking you know so there's some truth to that from what i read on uh on reddit carl you would know

so i don't know anything about that as the authority here i figured i'd chime in thank you So, you know, Adam, you referenced that Dean Del Rey had a bit about taking mushrooms at the sphere to see Debting Company, which, you know, it's a bit of a hack bit, but he's Bill's opener. I think every show Bill does. Bill has a whole chunk about going to see Billy Joel with his friend who is very clearly Pete Davidson. He just doesn't want to say his name, but he gives like all these details. You're like, okay, he's talking about Pete Davidson. And they take psychedelics. And so it's like, okay, I feel like we just went to, you know, a already, it's not a great bit. But Dean had already, you know, gone through a pretty healthy psychedelic concert chunk. Who do you think stole it from who? I mean, it's such a hack bit to begin with. Chris could recite, if you could make up Dean's story right now, it's exactly whatever you think it is. And Bill's was about taking acid with Pete Davidson at the garden to see Billy Joel and how Pete Davidson turned to say,

I'm going to cry. It seems when an Italian restaurant comes on. And then how he starts bawling in the whole row. It's a whole, it's a good story. And they have a connection with a woman seated behind them. Yeah, it's irrelevant. In true Pete Davidson fashion, he's like, yeah, I could fuck her. So, you know, it's a great story.

I think that might be why he doesn't. Nothing worse than guys reciting comedy they heard a couple weeks ago to other people they vaguely remember. The gist of the joke was something about a thing. And the guy was there. This is why Lenny Bruce died. He didn't want the court to do this to him. Right.

Well, I don't think that's going to make this special. So that's why I wanted to make sure that we talked about. So if Opie has a gig performing anything anywhere, I'm going because you don't know what's going to happen. Just be a street performer at Times Square and Opie will come up to you, Adam. Oh, yeah. Just put on the Iron Man mask. Wait for him to appear. One other hot take he had is that black churches, I don't know if you guys know this.

They're different than white churches. Are they really? How is that, Chris? People are a little bit more enthusiastic. Yep. I haven't noticed that. I wouldn't say this, but Bill said that they're louder. I would never say that about a black church.

He's allowed to say that. You could talk about Chinese churches if you want. Yeah. Yeah, well, they don't have them. So it's perfect. It's great. Christian. We're having dim sum for dinner tonight.

It's going to be amazing. Oh, it's fantastic, buddy. Merry Christmas to you. Yeah. Merry Christmas to you. And, you know, I'm spending Christmas the way that I want to with who are these podcasts and everyone. So your wife doesn't watch the show is what you're saying. she's smart

yeah i don't think she even remembers what the channel's called at this point perfect good yeah but uh hey carl thanks for uh forking out so much money for us to go i'm glad you guys went and had a good time that's fantastic of course it's ruining uh regular segment on her show because adam's not gonna be reviewing bill burr anymore but yeah you thought it would be a big boon to it and it turned out killed the bit yeah but here we are killed the bit yep so that that worked out really well for everyone didn't it i will still be mining it for gems but this ongoing thing of him not caring about it is lost his lester because he doesn't care about it he hasn't uh lost his ability to be funny it's just

exactly what you said he's trying to get fired well it's also interesting i think the angle of he's doing a show that's for a specific person so he's trying to like show himself in a certain way to a certain person which is a weird way to do a podcast yeah it made you know i was so bummed he didn't listen to that band that left him their album and they didn't mention that and now it makes sense it's because this is not for them he's not talking to them it's about his beautiful wife he had dinner with and that's who's listening to the story so he doesn't even care wow quite the epiphany you had adam audience of one it's amazing adam and i were talking about his podcast after and i think he still has the whole podcast network right

all things comedy that is still a thing right so i feel like part of it existing means he has to do the podcast so i feel like he can't get out of it no matter what he does he's like well just make it unlistenable and get it out of the way while i watch football i agree he's contractually obligated he's got the sponsors and everything else and yeah he just wants to sit there he's we get distracted by the commercials. He would think like the commercial comes out. Like, oh, two minute warning, great. Let me talk about the stuff I prepared.

No, he's still staring at the TV. He made it clear on an earlier episode. If he would just stop watching the TV while recording the podcast, the podcast would be that much better. Yep. He refuses. He knows it'll work. He won't do it.

There's no way he's applying all this effort to his therapy. Right, right. And the beauty of football is that you can pause it and watch it later because there's a bunch of timing between the late games and the Sunday night game. So you get caught right up on that. But he does not want to do that. need to watch it out in real time. Well, thank you very much, Christian, for hopping out. Well, thanks for, thanks for sending us again. Thanks,

everybody. Merry Christmas. And, you know, I'm sorry, Carl, I did get a Christine Nolten Christmas song for you, but it's not ready yet. So, you know, I'll have to play it for you next year. I know how much you love those. Let that one bake for a while. Yeah, yeah, I might do that. And I want this to sound very suggestive. Lucy, thanks again for last night. Absolutely. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everybody. Do you want to plug this show you did with Lucy last night? You guys reviewed a movie. That's why I said that.

Or you just want to call her horridly. Both are fine. They'll probably be funnier. Yeah, last night, we continued our tradition of talking about a silent night, deadly night film. We talked about part three and the new version that Lucy didn't even realize existed until I said, hey, have you seen the new one? But we were joined by some sometimes friends of John Melendez.

Nasty Neal was with us and Nick Greystone who drove John back from ChillerCon or whatever convention that was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And we had Adam Housie, the H-Man Hughes. We got Hughes on the show. So he said yes. So he went from Don Jameson and Craig Gas. There are these broadcasters to some guy at some convention that drove John somewhere and Nasty Neal. Is that what you're telling me? Well, you know, Nick and Nasty Neal really hit it off. They have a lot of the same friends in common. And I think that they cucked me, Kaylee, and Cusie, because we didn't even have anything to say for a while. But check out the show anyway.

It's getting some great feedback. Christian doesn't talk? I will check that out. Thanks, Christian. All right. Thanks again. All right, guys, he's gone. No, we can talk shit about him.

Who are these broadcasters? Tuesdays, 2 p.m. He's a fucking guy. You got to get his admin rights taken away on this. stream yard account that's for sure all right thank you very much for looking at that adam we still have a pulper fest recap that we got to get into so what happened was a pulper who was dying earlier in the year all of a sudden had his uh health come back and he wanted to celebrate with the people who were getting him through some tough times when he was dealing

with health problems and so he's putting together this pulper fest and he wanted myself and Rocco and Patrick Melton and Dr. Steve and Pat Dixon and Blade from Winby 2 and a whole bunch of other podcasts in the Davalverse to talk together and celebrate with him out in Las Vegas. That was supposed to happen in October, although the date came and gone and no one was notified about it. So I think Pulper was there and maybe one other person and no one was really showed up to Pulper Fust, unfortunately. So John DiCaprio from Winby 2, the guy who goes by Blade, he was given $2, $2,500.

by Pulper to put on some event and this was before the October thing that came and went and nobody knew about it. So Patrick Milton started giving him shit for taking this guy's money and not doing anything with it

because he never reached out to anyone. So I guess Blade decided to try to save face by going, well, I'll just organize a second event and used the money for that. So he organized a second event in December and invited myself in Rocco and Pat Dixon and a few other people

to hang out in Vegas. well he's the one organizing everything and putting this together and he says we're all staying at Caesar's palace and these are the dates and blah blah blah so I get my plane tickets I get my hotel room and I'm ready to go hang out with the crew out in Vegas unfortunately Pulper's health takes a turn for the worse and he's not able to make it there but we're in a thread on Twitter and he says you guys should definitely do this thing so what I wanted you guys to do get together hang out, have fun, it's on me, have a blast. So we're all in there going, all right, so what are we doing then?

And John, it went by two is the one who's organizing everything. So we're asking him, when we have any events going on? Are we got a podcast together? Are we getting together? What's happening? And he just says, oh, we'll play it by here. Because I even told him the day, I'm like, hey, I'm getting it at this time. And what's going on?

And he goes, I'm getting in later than that. I don't know. We'll play it by here. and he even puts in the thread, here's my cell phone number if you want to reach out to me. There's only one person who actually texted him

with his cell phone number and reached out to him. That's me. So I said, hey, John, you know, we're going to get together and play poker because Pat Dixon, Patrick Melton and I

went to the poker room at Caesars on Friday and we're sitting down to play poker and I told him what time we're going to be there and he goes, cool, I'll meet you down there.

So I go down to the poker room and he's over there playing bubble crap right next to the poker room, and we start chatting, and the Patrick Melton shows up, and we're chatting about stuff, and just kind of hanging out, talking about our shows. You know, John's had a lot of really shitty things about me and my wife,

but whatever. I put myself out there. I know that's what happens. I'm not upset about it. Don't say anything about it. He said a lot of shit about Patrick Melton. He didn't even invite him to this thing, even though Paul Per wanted him there,

and Patrick Milton lives in Vegas, but whatever, Patrick Melton didn't say anything. We invited him to play poker with us. Pat Dixon eventually shows up. You know, so we're all playing poker and um john just like i don't i don't play poker he's all sheepishly like oh how much is it oh yeah i don't i don't know like okay well this is what we're doing so if you want to do that next day i go over to patrick's house to record who are these podcasts i do a live taping over at his house

he must have known that because as soon as we get done i get a text from him hey you guys want to come over and stream from my room and at this time it's 530 on a for on a saturday And I write him back and I go, well, we're actually all going to dinner because Patrick Mountain got us dinner reservations. We went up to high stakes at the Rio, a brand new steakhouse up on the 50th floor of the Rio overlooking the strip. Very nice spot that we had there. And because John's never been friendly to Patrick, Patrick didn't invite him because Patrick actually

paid for all of us to go get dinner, which is very sweet. And we had a lovely time. So anyway, I wrote back to him. I said, well, we're all getting dinner. so and he gave us no heads up there was never we asked multiple times what's the plan what are we doing when do you want to do stuff then he decides right before he's going to go stream on saturday evening when everyone's getting dinner hey we're going to go stream now so i'm just like well we're actually going to get dinner so this is uh what john does on his show first thing pat dixon's out here

shout of pat dixon carl no they're all going to a dinner and i chose to do a show Fucking right They're all going to a dinner And I decided He wasn't invited to this dinner He's acting like You know guys I'm doing this for you all Because you guys deserve something from pulper fast

Got a work ethic Yeah so those guys can just like slack off But not me man I'm actually putting in the work for you It's like he certainly was not invited Lucy was invited Lucy was there with us Yeah it was great

And I would like to point out that Melton planned more things than John did Correct We got together with everyone multiple times. Yes, Melton was wonderful. Throughout the weekend to do things. And John, for whatever reason, didn't organize anything, was very cordial to me when we spoke and we were hanging out

and then goes on a show and starts talking mad shit about me and my wife. It's fucking wild. Like, well, is this the guy I was just hanging out with yesterday and inviting to play poker with us? And now he's fucking tough guy behind a microphone. Like, fuck those guys. I don't need that shit. I don't care about that.

And he even fucking insults Pulper who gave him all this money to do this thing. People are like, oh, it's so disingenuous. Pulper's dying in a bed and you guys are out there powwow and around Las Vegas. Again, if we're up to me, this has all been a hassle, a giant fucking hassle to me. I need people to understand this. But this is what ultimately, this is what he wanted, and these are his words. So this is a hassle. Every hassle was something that he created for himself.

No shit. If he was going to go there and not hang out with anyone and just do a broadcast, you could just put that green screen behind you anywhere, buddy. He wouldn't have fucking known. You have to fly around to Caesars to do this. He was at his first time he's ever been to Vegas, and he didn't know what to expect. And there's really no reason for him to go there.

There was absolutely zero reason for him to be there. He seems like a lonely guy who doesn't have friends, went out there by himself, and couldn't make a single friend, even though we're all being very like, hey, you want to hang with us and do shit? So he was just trying to make good on being given that money previously? Yes. Okay.

Yeah. I'm caught up. He's trying to save face is what he was trying to do. But because he wants to be a part of things and he wants to feel like he's in the know, he made up a fucking crazy rumor about Lucy. Did you even see John at any point? I never saw John. You guys never crossed paths.

Never crossed paths a single time because you guys were all playing poker and gambling. I was hanging out with other friends. So he just makes up this fucking story out of nowhere and starts that shit and talking shit about my wife. It's like, okay, cool, man. You're fucking killing it over here. So this is him more complaining about this free trip he got to Vegas. How much to blade pocket from this dying, man? I'm actually in the negatives from this whole trip.

Your paid vacation to Vegas is a hassle. I bet that really comforts a man dying painful. yeah probably does okay so here he is saying that he's losing money on this trip now he was given 2,500 bucks and he wouldn't play poker

he was complaining to Patrick Melma how expensive cigarettes were in the casino he's like what are they 20 bucks a pack? I'm like yeah you're in Vegas in casino you're charge you 20 bucks for a pack of cigarettes he's like I can't afford that why not you have $2,500 in pauper's money go wild with it

did he ever explain why he was in the negative. Well, it's funny you say that because that's my next clip. He was also playing bubble craps and then said he didn't know how to play craps. Oh, smart. Yeah, you should probably figure out how to play crafts

before he started sitting down and playing craps then. But yeah, this is him explaining what the money was supposed to do. I was given a certain amount of money that I also distributed out amongst the other people. And again, I offered everyone a handsome amount of money. How much does you get?

Exactly. That's the whole thing. He didn't give me anybody. I know Rocco didn't take any of his money. Patrick Melton wasn't offered money or anything like that. So he's in the negative. He's complaining about offering money. None of this adds up.

None of this makes sense. Nobody corners this guy and says, where's the money, Lubowski? No. No. I mean, instead, he just goes on after, you know, talking to all of us. And being friendly enough, he goes on his show and just talks all this shit and also is pissed off that he had to go to Vegas in the first place. Did any of you ever see him after he went on the show and talked shit? Nope.

So you only saw him, you only saw him one time. Yes. He was actually, it was funny because we invited him to play poker. We're sitting down and playing poker. And he was just kind of wandering around the poker room. Passing out money. No, no. He wasn't passing out money at all.

I know. It's so weird. You think you'd come over and put a stack of chips in front of me or stuff. I'm like, yeah, here you go, Carl. I see you're down a little bit. I wasn't, by the way. I did very well. Not the point. Not the point. The point is that, yeah, like, he seems like a lonely loser who didn't know how to associate with people, didn't know what to do with himself. And so instead he had to lash out on the show and acting with all this bravado. Like he's this fucking tough guy. He was like owning Vegas.

He was like, no, it's just the opposite. Or didn't even want to go to dinner. He definitely were invited. I see at the food court. So that's my report on Blades Pulper Fest. You said he invited you guys to his room to stream? He texted me right before he was going to do it, yeah. You broke his heart, Carl.

I guess so. I guess so, because I could have used a little bit of a heads up on that. We were all asking for it. Like, what do you want to do? So had you streamed with him in his room, that would have been a love fest? Yes. I'm assuming. Oh, I don't think you would have talked about how old.

old my wife is. Right. I'm guessing if I was there with him in the and also I don't know what kind of equipment he brought. He's holding on to one microphone. One SM7 was we're going to pass it back and forth? He's straining. He just assumed you guys all brought stuff to stream with him because that was the plan the whole time, Carl. I guess that's what I should have done.

This is the same guy who was supposed to organize one of Chad Zumach's live shows and he talked about how I'm going to do it the right way. I like one of Carl's live shows. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. I'm going to do this awesome thing and then that all fell apart. Nothing ever happened. This guy talks about all this game. He does nothing with it.

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Good morning, Ronnie. I don't think you said it properly. Guys, welcome to the opi and ronnie show not not not yet not yet no not not not not not not not he's shot out of a cannon he is so excited about the celebration of ron on this episode and uh he is early and often asking for money and he knows just the way to do it oh yeah hold on can i say this yeah hey if you if you really want to stick it to opi no no no everything you give me no no no He's going to reciprocate. All right, Rod. So, in other words, if I get $2,000, the guy who lives 500 feet above us, looking down on us.

I don't look down. Like we're ants. No, Rod, don't do it. It's also going to have to reciprocate with the 2K. Right, right, right. Make the, let's eat the riches as Stephen Tyler would say. say, Ron. All right, so I like Ron's angle on this.

He's like, we all hate Opie, right? Smart. You guys want to stick it to Opie? I know a way we can do it. Let's fuck with them. It's make him pay me a lot of money, which is one way to approach it, but he's also got another way to approach it, too.

I mean, obviously I need the money, but like, just remember every dollar you give me, the guy who lives 500 feet above us, mocking us, has to reciprocate. All right, listen. You understand? Listen. Let's make them feel it.

Listen. Let's make them feel it. Where's my camera? Where's my camera? Oh, it's over here. Listen to me. Listen to me, people. Let's make them feel it.

People, be nice. Be nice. Because this is a, this is a very expensive day for me today. So be nice. Be nice. I'm just trying to get paid for all the heavy lifting I do. No, you don't do the heavy list. I just want to be compensated.

I want to be appreciated. Look. Yes. Right. He deserves it. Ron's the one who brings the format of the show. He's the one who has to bring the lists and the articles and start the conversations and have the subject matter. And he's going, I've never got a penny from this show. It's about time I get a pay day on here.

And I'm watching and going, yeah, I agree with you, Ron. And Opie, I don't know what kind of act this is or he's like, this is going to cost me a lot of money. He made $7 on Super Chats the previous episode. Let's say we quadruple that. It's really challenging to pay $7. He's so paranoid. He's so paranoid about his haters. He thinks they're going to send in a million dollars,

and he's going to go broke trying to match this. Just to fuck him. Well, there is another angle that Ron has that also, I think, will work. So here's the deal, ladies and gentlemen. Poor little Ronnie. Living in a fucking damp basement. Dude, I'm not even joking. Like, I don't even know, like, I don't even know the number anymore.

It's so big, but I owe my. I probably owe my roommate probably close to $10,000. Oh, my God. We're not going to get $10,000 a day. No, I'm not asking. All right. I can say, like, like, it's not like, oh, he doesn't need it. Oh, you need it.

We know that. Wait, Ron, more money coming in for Ron. We got Kyle. He says free Palestine. You said to... For the money? You are. To our.

Palestine. Sure. Give me a watermelon symbol. Yeah, Opie doesn't mind two bucks with a joke. That's fine. When you gets those bigger donations, he gets a little bit upset about that. Opie's got to watch it when he says, yeah, Ron really needs it. Like, eh, it's a slippery slope there, Opie.

Yes, mattress gate comes to mind when I think about that. Well, it's funny you bring that up because the WATP fans are there and they start making their voices be heard. And I appreciate this because, you know, Opie fancies himself a Bills fan. We're not running him. I'm getting away with that bullshit. Good. You can't both be a Jets fan and a Bills fan. Not in this country.

No, one team, folks. I mean, they're the same fucking division. Yeah. So we even know that? I'm telling him now. Not cool. And producer Chris agrees. All right, Matthew says Opie's a fake Bills fan.

Producer Chris is the true Bills fan with the Nintendo Bills shirt. Ron, no way you believe Opie is pay you. Okay, I'm paying Ron. Relax, relax. I'm trying to do a good thing so they're going to fucking go after me. I'm doing a good thing. I'm giving all the super chats to Ron. It's Ronica Day and then I'm

looking at the total and then I'm going to do my thing which I want to say it, but I'm scared YouTube. It's against their rules. But basically I'm going to write a fact check at the end of this. So go screw Matthew and I'm not a fake Bill's fan.

I was on the edge of my seat yesterday. A couple things. Why can't he fucking say what he's going to pay him? Because he's, right, he's like doubling, the matching, whatever the donations are. It's going on for a while. They're going on for a while every time that YouTube to be upset about that. So annoying. He's never explained his theory behind that, though, right?

Like, I don't understand why that could ever possibly be a thing, especially if it's doubling it or one and a half times in it or giving him any amount of payment. You're making a contract between you and another human. Yeah. That has nothing to do with YouTube. It's bizarre. It's so bizarre.

I think it's typical stuttering John thing. I think the first time this came up and Ron was like, And you'll match it. Opie had a real negative reaction. Like, oh, I don't know. And then he realized how he was coming off. And ever since then, he's had to pretend it's because of YouTube terms and services. But it's really just because he doesn't want to be revealed that he was scared about how much money would be.

The term that keeps coming up on this episode, fat check. I'm going to have to write a fat check. This is a guy who can't afford to give 200 bucks to the doorman as a Christmas tip. What is a fat check in Opie's mind? $75.92? You know what I'm talking about? This is crazy. This millionaire.

And Ron was breaking it down well in the beginning of this. He's like, yeah, you're 500 feet above all of us peons looking down. And I was like, we're a little ants. And Opie's going, no, no, no, what are you really? I'm cool. I'm cool. No, no. For every time that Opie reminds us of that, he's paying now.

Yes. Yeah. So I like the producer Chris reference. Of course, the shirt came from Doug from Good Times. Great Movies designed those. uh nintendo bill shirts for us and now the w at p chat is off and running detroit dabbler coming in and i hope you appreciate ronica day because i got to deal with this horse shit ron by the way detroit dabbler for ronie from w ht p whatever that man i wish we oh wat p i tell you

i don't know really it sounds like a women's pro tennis league but i don't know really know who they are but god they love me huh this this pro women's uh uh tennis club loves me. It sounds like it's a women's professional, whatever, pickleball, but they love me. They love me. Well, everyone loves you, Ron. That's why it's Ronaldicaday. I love the way he just played Opie right there.

He has to play it off like, yeah, who knows what WATP is, right? It could be anything. Maybe women playing tennis or something like that. And Opie's just numb the wiser. Just going, yeah, I guess. I don't know what that is either, man. hilarious. Yeah, I think Opie has a tell.

and whenever he says, whatever that means, I think he knows what it means. I suspect he does underneath. It keeps coming up and that's his line. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's low level. Yeah, it's probably a basement league if they're playing tennis, right? Right.

So this is Rick from New York, giving money on behalf of WATP. Thanks, Rick. Ebony and I agree. Rick from New York, $10. Give this to Ron. Be courtesy of Carl Adam and the WATPM part. Ew, only $10. Wow, you guys are doing great.

You gave him $10 for Ronica. Ironically. Is anyone keeping track of how much I've earned so far? Yeah, you've made, let's see, $2.20. Yeah, bah. Jesus Christ. What a bit. What a bit, Oph, he's pulled off here.

He doesn't even know how to play it. He's no idea. So first, he argues that they're not giving enough money. Right. And then he cries poor when there's too much money coming in. Yeah, he also doesn't know what WATP is Right, until he does. No, he does, and he's like Adam, and he didn't say FSJ

that was on the end of that. You should be saying, fuck stuttering John Opie. Let's not forget that part. Yeah, why is he so personally offended by what the women's American tennis Allison does? Like, why does he give a shit? I don't know. It's all confusing.

And sometimes he sees things in chess and he won't even read like this one. You're like a little kid. No, I'm not, Ron. No, I'm not. I have very good reasons to act like I do sometimes. We got this. You're very childish. I'm not.

Uh-uh. Guy, JJR. I don't have any faith that you will give Ron any of the money today. I know. We need to keep track. And he has holy underwear. Well, it'll be up to Ron to tell you if I did the right thing or not. You know, that's all I could say.

Oh, I'm going to let people know. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to let people know. By the way, you. This one right here, Gary Shepard, He said, happy Ronica, y'all. WATP bought the mattress right, and Opie puts it up on the screen for a second, and then takes it right down.

All he does is acknowledge who sent him a super chap. It doesn't read it. I'll let people know. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to let people know. By the way, you mentioned... Thank you, Shepardini. By the way, you mentioned...

Weird, he didn't read that one. Yeah, why not? Just thank you, Shepardee. He doesn't want to talk about the mattress and WATP viewers, purchasing a mattress, huh? This is a day dedicated to raising money for Ron, and he doesn't want to talk about a big gift that fans purchased Ron. He doesn't want to mention that.

Why? No. He only left it up there for a second. He leaves free chats up there much longer for some reason. He lives in free Palestine up there longer. That's very true. And I guess at the point where Opie's even just trying to end the podcast early, because this is dragging out with all these donations coming out.

I got to go. 24 bucks, 26 bucks. All right. So you made 26 bucks from. these animals, and then I, and then I throw in 26, I guess. So congratulations, Ronica Day is over. You made $52. All right.

Let's move on with the podcast now. Did you hear what he called you people? He called you animals. Make him pay for that financially. So I hope he's doing his bit where it's like, all right, that's enough of that. And I was trying to move out. So it's not even up yet. Ending the show already.

But notice how good he, he is at math there? All of a sudden he's got all the numbers down. It's real easy and he knows exactly how much. is given when it's low. Chris? I didn't realize Ronica was such a short holiday. The Jews have some weird traditions, I'll be honest. All right, so let's get back to some of the stuff that Opie's doing on the show where he's, like, Ron's exposing him on some of these parts, and Opie's talking about the super

at his building hates him. What? Yeah, go figure. and I guess the super does not treat Opie very well. Who are you bothering now? There's what I say to him every time I say it, which is rare, which is rare, but I go, who are you bothering now?

Are you really like doing that? Yeah. What do you like, what do you like 14 years old? No, no, 100%. Dude, the guy, the guy, yeah, 100%. And then he, in one of his letters, he said, you guys need to, you guys, what was the exact word? and you guys need to control your kids.

Oh, dude, that's it. That's the end. God, how uncomfortable to live in the building with you. Oh, Ron. Isn't that amazing? Like, if you have a problem with the super in this really nice skyscraper, you're the problem. Absolutely. And the fact that he had to send you a note and say, control your kids, it sounds like you should control your kids.

And Opie says it's like, isn't he a dick? and Ron's picking up on it. Oh, so he's right through it. Yeah, Ron's living society logging up. He's just like, oh, boy, you're a problem. And so now Opie has to make up that he actually has a friend in the building, who's a really good friend.

A guy we've never heard about before. It's wild, the coincidences that happen between him and his friend. God, how uncomfortable to live in the building with you. No, no, no, no, no, Ron, this is the, no, this is the stuff that people want to hear. I can tell you I have another friend

or dogs get along. and they play, you know, numerous times a week, and they lick each other's genitals and hump each other. Me and him are, like, really good friends. And we hang out at the beach because he happens to have a house out there. Oh. I got, we got tons of people we get along with in the building, but this is, that stuff is boring.

Oh, that's why I hope he doesn't tell us about his best buddy who lives also in the Hamptons with them. So many dog balls. And dog balls are getting sucked all over the place. Is this friend Rob Saul? I believe it's what I'm sorry he's describing, yes. Is that odd that we know everything about his H-FAC guy over the summertime? We know everything about that family of the kids that he saved the lives of, the wife, the husband,

how they used to listen to Open Ante the other way down to Maryland. Like, Obi-Fills is it on all of his education. We've heard about Uber drivers more than we've heard about that. His plumber has a podcast. We know so much stuff about all of these ancillary characters. And then it was like, you know, my best friend who lives in the building with me, I'd never talk about him. He did sort of set it up like a hypothetical. He said, I could tell you about this.

Right. Yeah. I could make up lots of shit if I wanted to. I see him numerous times a week. But if it was a hypothetical, who goes to dog ball licking? I was the first thing. That's a really weird choice. Because he was going to say our children play.

Then he remembers doesn't have any children anymore. It's been so long since he's had a friend. He doesn't know what they would do together. And he spends all his time with the dogs. So he's like, yes, that's what we do. Control my kids. Jokes on you. They're gone.

What kids? I'm glad you brought that up. Did you notice how his solution to the problem with the super was murder? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point, Adam. He's getting real bloodthirsty.

He's getting away with it, too. So no one's going to stop him, I think, is the problem. We're going to find out that this entire building is abandoned and he's been alone in there for a long time. All right, so, Ron, I love this because he's really feeling it. He feels that he's the one who's saved Opie's career at this point. These live streams were dying on the vine, and then Ron came away and injected some energy into it, and so he's taking full credit. I will do my share, and then, you know, and we're going to end to show the appreciation of all the hard work and dedication I have done to lift you back up into society.

Oh, stop, Ron. I was happy where I was. we're going to Oh wow Just let me die Alone in the gutta I was happy Where I was

No you weren't You've been miserable This whole time But that's his way Of shooting Ron down Yes Right I didn't even want you

To help me out Yeah It's entertaining I'm doing this for you It always goes back to Like Opie just needs friends So badly We talk about

One of the highlights Of Opie's podcast Was when he started having Cardiff on regularly and Corn Diff and Corriff or whatever character Rocco was playing at that time. Also, him and Carl Ruiz used to pal around, I hope he's never been happier in his life. Paling around with Carl and saying racist things to strangers. He fucking loved him.

Those were the say day right there. So now he's got Ron the waiter and Ron's his buddy. So he's feeling that. But now Ron is taking a little bit too much credit. And so Opie's concerned about that. He needs to explain like, I'm the big star here. Let's, let's calm down. But Ron's concerned that he's not going to get the full amount of money he should be getting.

And he wants to make sure that OPE's going to show receipts. And just so people know they're getting the money's worth. Yeah. You write the check and show everybody. Oh, yeah, yeah. People aren't going to believe you. I'll just give out all my, I'll write the check and show everyone where I live, my bank account number and everything.

Yeah, that makes sense, right. You can't write a check and black it out? Yeah, I can. I mean, you're going to be the one that says, yeah, Opa, you know, was a man of his word or not. You know that. All right, listen to me. I just want to get through this. Opie always has a reason why he can't show receipts.

Oh, they show my address and bank account number. It's like, well, there's an easy solution for that. Let's get rid of that part. Also, no one can do anything with your bank account number, except for maybe pay someone else with it. Yeah. Make a deposit. Yeah. Right, exactly.

Remember the last few shows, Opie, when you repeatedly and accidentally revealed that your co-host wife couldn't have children? Yeah, right. That seemed like a detail that that person didn't want out there. Yeah, but knowing which bank you're with will just disrupt the economy. That's going to be a problem. I want to take a little sidestep here before I get into the main culmination of this episode, because something big happens that we're not getting to yet. but Ron did bring content.

He brought this Jim Norton video that he wanted to show Opie because Jim's doing one of these videos where he's playing a cornball and he's talking about Thanksgiving. He's like, I hear about this Friendsgiving thing. And, you know, he's just being a corny Jim Norton guy. And Ron doesn't understand it. And so Ron's asking Opie, what's up with this? Dude, I don't know.

Like, just remember when I met you, I don't know who the fuck you were I literally thought you were a drunk but you're bringing it to their garbage I'm not whatever it's fine so I come across this video

hold on for Ron you babble actually I'm going to let you babble because you don't go I can't do it then nope now but I'm not going to say it anymore because you would rather babble than get your Ronica money

so Ron's literally trying to set up a video clip to watch it's like I didn't know who you were so I don't know anything about Jim Norton I just happen to see this video I want to play it for you because I don't get it. I don't know what your take is on it. And Opie has to interrupt because the Super Chat came on.

And I have news for Opie. The Super Chat's not going anywhere. You can just let that sit there. It'll still be there when you're done playing the video and letting Ronnie set this up. Opie's completely forgot how to run a show. He thinks that Ron's interrupting him. Opie was one of ruining the flow on this. He also doesn't realize that he made no sense.

Ron's like, I didn't know who you were. I thought you were a job. drunk. And Opie says, well, that's because you're listening to all the haters. No, he didn't know who you were. Without the haters, he thought you were a drunk. Independently, he thought that you were a drunk. Yes. Thank you. Yes. Opie was hanging out of Gephardt's and podcasting from there. And acting like a drunk. So that's what his take was. It's like, oh, this guy's a regular at the bar. So that's why he thought that. So then they watched this skit. And again, Ron just cannot figure it out.

you don't get it he's so brilliant at comedy he doesn't have to do it anymore just his presence that's it he's like he's like the modern day like uh he's like the modern day jerry signfeld with the observational humor was that a parody or was he was that real i'm being serious that can't be real why don't you get that was like that dude that was worse in an open mic This is where people say I suck at what I do because there's brilliance like that out there, Ron. I can't compete with that. Are you trying to say it's so bad? It's brilliant.

I didn't say it's bad. I think it's just brilliant. Is it funny? I think it's it's whatever you want it to be, Ron. You know, is he doing a character? Hot take, Opie. He can't commit to anything. No.

He doesn't know what he's saying. He has no idea. No. Also, modern-day Seinfeld? Yeah. What? All right, so. I just, what this revealed, I get, if you've not seen Tim Heidecker's comedian character

where he's this bad comedian, he's so good at it. If you didn't know Tim Heidecker, I could get asking. First time I saw Matan, it's like, is he fucking with that? Like, it takes a second. Ron saw one of those bits, and he's asking Opie. Is that real or he's kidding? Because he was really selling it and good at it and never winked. And what's revealed here is that Opie doesn't know.

Yes. He has no idea. Opie can't commit one way or the other because Rod's going, he's just being corny. He's doing that on purpose. And Opie can't say yes or no. He can't figure it out. It's whatever you want to be. Yeah.

Right. Talking in circles. Yeah. The entire time he was on this show, he did not get the joke that was happening around him and still hasn't learned it. Oh, so remember I was so proud of Opie the other day because he's a few Friday. And he's like, you know what I want to say is our Lord and Savior. Trump and he hit the thing and a video came up

and there's Trump giving his speech. I was like, holy shit, he's propped. He has a video ready. So in this one, Ryan goes, I sent you over that Jim Norton video to play. I'm like, oh, cool. We got another video. Opie pulls up on his phone and shows it to the camera.

That's how we see the Jim Norton. We're like, oh, God damn. We take a step back on this one. Oh, well. But yes, it is revealed that Opie does not like Jim Norton. But Anthony put me and Jim Norton in a really tough spot, really tough spot. He blew up the whole Opium Anthony franchise,

and he could continue to spin it all he wants, but the fact is he blew up the whole franchise. Who, Jim Nordy? He put me and Jim Norton in a really tough spot. Jim Norton did not want anything to do with me, but he liked the exposure for his comedy shows, and he loved the money. And he got a big fucking bump after Anthony was like,

he did not want his name on the program. And then people turned it on me like, Oh, look at how poppice he is. He's calling it the Opie radio show. All right. If you're not following this, Opie just blamed both Anthony and Jim for the Opie and Jim show sucking. That was amazing.

First, it was Anthony's fault. And then immediately, and Jim didn't want to be there. And he made sure that it sucked. So this is everybody's fault in mind. So keep that in mind because Ron's going to ask an important follow-up question from that. But first,

the question is, well, how much was Jim Norton making? Because Opie just said he was just doing it for the paycheck. And Anthony left. got a bump in his pay so you know that rod's interested in that being a jewish right guys yes so how much was jim norton making an episode i i mean that's up to him to say you but it was like you got it was after anthony and look for the people out there that's getting to defend jimmy and that's fine jim he still had a contract he couldn't leave plus

jim was hoping anthony would come back it's so it's so great these guys will defend jimmy but not me Our buddy Hellraiser 69, he wrote that. And that is a free chat that Opie is just responding to. Jimmy Stod a contract, he couldn't leave. And he was hoping that Anthony would come back. But of course, that triggers Opie. These guys will defend Jimmy, but not me. Because I also had a fucking contract, you assholes.

Why are you bringing this up, Ron? So now. Now it's Ron's fault. Now it's Ron's fault for bringing this up. Opie could not deal with his past. He's a real hard time with it. And so he's decided that his present is always better. Remember when he finally went to afternoons, and he had Vicon and Sherrod Small and

Carl Ruiz and stuff, and he was saying that that was the best years of radio for him, and he went out and created a podcast recently. It's called his best year of radio or something like that. He puts out reruns of that show. Whatever he's doing in the present is the best thing he's ever done, and today is no exception. To be honest, when you, Ron, what me and you were doing on this stupid little podcast asked for my windowsill is better than anything me and Jim did together. Hold on. So let me, let me, let me try to figure this out. So when it was the

open Anthony, so Jim Norton was part of that. Yeah. You don't even know that. I don't nothing about you, dude. I literally know nothing about you. I feel like I could do circles around you. I was like, you know, in my mind, I'm like, how did this guy get so famous? Oh, stop, Ron. Don't do that garbage. Don't give you why there's nonsense. That's a hilarious. Nailed it. Yep. And Rod's right, too. Rod's watching this guy, so he's like, what is up with this guy?

He's a broadcaster? He could run circles around this guy. Probably could, Ron. Don't do that garbage. Oh, you mean, make sense. Right, yeah. Make basic observations that everyone else has already made before me. God, Opie hates that so much. But apparently the Opie and Ron show is better than

Opie and Jim. Well, if you think that that was a real joke Jim was doing about friends, giving being a place for him and his friends to celebrate then i could see why maybe he'd think that he doesn't know it's wild it's no idea um so the last thing on uh this discussion about jim norton here you're the star of the show your name is the it's your name is first why why why couldn't you have just said i don't want to work with this guy i'd rather work with so-and-so like why did you continue to work with Jim Norton?

Well, great question, Ron. Your name's out at Opie. You said it sucked. You should have done something to make it good. Let's see what Ham and Aha says about that. That's a very good question. You could have said, no, we don't have chemistry. It's not going to, the show's not going to work with this guy. Let's find somebody else.

Why didn't you do that? I never did. I don't know. I don't know. Did you have to do that? No, to be honest with Ron, that's what Sirius wanted. at the time. They wanted to try to keep as much of the ONA audience as possible. Right. No, that's not what you said. You said they didn't want E. Rock to produce. If they wanted

that, they would have kept him. That's bullshit. Yeah. No, all of a sudden, he's a company man. He's just going along with what management wants. But it took him a while to even think of that excuse. Yeah. And it's also serious as fault now. Right. Yes. Let's not forget the list of names that we're blaming. I'll never forget this time period because I was certainly tuned in for the first episode of Opie and Jim without Anthony. And Opie was like, we're going to reinvent ourselves. We're going to do something. This isn't going to be the Opie and Anthony show anymore.

We're going to do something different. And then nothing changed. Let's go to the phones. Yeah, it's the same old shit and same old topics and the different comics coming through and being guests on the show. So Opie did have a chance to reinvent himself or do whatever we want to do. And Ron, that's a great question. Like, isn't it your fault that that didn't do well? It's wild to think that Opie's never thought about it. It's like the first first time that question has been raised and he has nothing prepared. Too busy making excuses all these years.

Yeah. So Adam Bush, of course, has been following Opie for some time now on Who Are These Podcasts. So you know that when it's Ronica that he's going to be referenced, people are going to be watching out for Adam Bush checking out the show. This guy, where are you? Money for Ron, for all the heavy lifting he has to do 100% chance AB woke up early in California.

for this. What's an A-B? Did we even know what an A-B is? Antonio Brown. He follows me. What? Antonio Brown, the A-B. No. Are you serious? No. I don't know what an A-B is, guys. I'm sorry. We don't live in your stupid world. All right, listen, your Patriots pulled it out last night. They want. Somebody knows about the world.

That's telling right there. It's supposed to know about the Dabbleverse. Who's not anything about the devilverse? Yeah. live in your low-level basement. So I think it was referencing Adam Bush. I think so, too. I'm with Ron. It was Antonio Brown.

And so, you know, the references made have been Adams up early in California watching the stream. And sure enough, I think Anna was up early watching the stream because he does show up. $170 for Ron, $180 for Ron. I think that's it, $180, $185 for Ron, Ron. $187 for Ron, Ron. Swing, swing, swing. No, we have to hit two, or we have to do it tomorrow. You just got a big super chat, but sorry to say that the deal was for an hour and we're up to an hour.

No, we're fucking going tomorrow until you brought it. up, you cheats. No, he's got a big super chat, but I think I keep this one because it's over. You're fucking cheap, fucking fucking 500 feet. I said an hour ride. So Opie has now changed

the rules because he's seen a super chat. He's yet to reveal on the screen. And so now he's like, uh-oh, I don't want to match that one. Let's say it's 60 minutes is the limit for this one. Remember that being one of the rules leading up to this episode.

I remember the terms of service with matching the donations. Remember that pretty well. but let's find out why all of a sudden these rules have changed. The deal was an hour, Ron. You just got this super chat. You just got that super chat, $200. He doesn't want to give it to me, everybody. He doesn't want to give your harder money to me.

This guy. This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy is over the hour. The deal was an hour. We're at an hour six, Rod. did that money to me. All right, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. So now you're up to...

You're like Bill Gates. You're like Bill Gates now. Wait a minute. That, fuck, that effort just cost me like 400. Wait, 100. Wait, what, wait, it was a hundred and I'm over two now? I'm over two. Wait, 187 plus this.

Okay. All of a sudden, math is hard. 187 plus 200. Adam just gave him 200 bucks. So, 387. Also, he's pretending to not know two plus one. Yeah. Yep.

He just said that he lost 400. $200. No, he lost $200 and then paid to it. Like, he's an idiot. He is an idiot. He doesn't understand. Like, he's getting some of that money and he's giving that to Ron. But that's a good point, Lucy. He's just like, only thing about the $400 just to pay out to Ron now because that came in for him. So stupid. So Ron can't see the screen. He mentioned that before. And so Ron goes, does that get us

over $200? He doesn't even know what the donation is because Opie has not said it. I hope he's not saying out loud what just came at. So Adam Bush gives $200. And you notice, Opie put it up on the screen, but he didn't read it. That's weird. Maybe I'll put it back up and read it.

This is how we're going to end today. By the way, once again, I do want to thank this guy, Adam Bush, for $200 towards Erotica. That's fucking, that's righteous bucks right there, brother.

How much is that? Just bucks. So thank you to that guy. But, Ron, we end with this. was my complaining story at the movie theater more entertaining than the Jim Norton video that you brought to the show today be honest wow I hope he needs credit for being the better person on the show today

what a child what a child after all of this after this he's seeing all this love poor infarizing now tell all the viewers they like me more than you this is how we're going to end it yeah now make sure you let everyone to know that I'm actually the talent on this show. And that's what you believe. And just for clarity's sake, the story he's referencing is how he went to see Avatar and his wife ordered a veggie burger

to eat during Avatar, and it was very bad, so he gave it back and they gave him some coupons. That is a pretty good story. That's pretty good. I'll get it to him. Yeah. So I'll read this since Opie one.

And Ron still asks you, how much is that? So $200 says, happy, Ronica. Opie, one of your greatest talents is making others look better next to you. so I don't know why he refused to read that it seems pretty tame to me well I can tell you that I think he believes in this YouTube

Terms of Service thing because I wrote in the chat you won't read my chat YouTube Terms of Services dot dot dot dot and then he pulled it back up and did this whole thank you thing and also when he couldn't do math I did the math for him

in the chat and the whole chat chat was like, look, there's the mat and do it. So he couldn't hide. He had to admit the number was, I just wanted to match. Like Opie said, he would. I wanted to wait till the end, see what he'd raised, and then match it and see if Opie would do the same. Which is impressive, because we're talking about a big fat check. It's a big fat check talk time. No, you made. Hold on. The last one was a nice amount, too. So what am I? No, that was just, that was the same guy. I just wanted to thank him. I mean, if someone's to give us $200. I don't know what his motive is or anything, but $200 is a lot of money for

anybody this time of year. Am I over $400 now? I told you, you're like around 400. I'll give you the exact number, you know, and then I'll do, and I'll write a big check. So you had a very good day. Well, I think there's a little wiggle room to continue this tomorrow a little bit, all right? I've earned it. Well, Ron. I've earned Wiggle Room. No, Ron, you made my love. I fucking, now it's a pain me ass. No, this is, let me tell you what my day was because of you. I have to write a big check because those guys, these people donated nicely. Drake.

So that's, that in itself is, you know, a thing. And then you bring the Jim Norton crap to this. And now I got to deal with that as well. Jesus, what a pussy. So many things just happened in that. So we got cornered and he lashed out. Yep. He has to already check for $400.

Oh, no. he also said this this a b guy just gave us to gave us 200 dollars no no that's not what that was for rod that he doesn't know who a b is yeah that doesn't make any sense right oh right how did you figure that out all of a sudden that's interesting and it caused him to recap every bad thing that's happened to him oh yeah it ruined his day because he watched a jim norton video yeah really that ruined your day you're soft bitch that's crazy i see people i dislike all the time on the internet. Made it my profession.

Sometimes down here. I don't know if Opie's rubbing off on Ron, but their instincts are incredible. During a telethon, Ron's like, I'm going to shit on the beloved Jim Norton. Yeah, I know. It's not bright. And Opie brings to the table the list of how he is under-tipping the people that work in his building, and he wants to read through all of them. None of this inspires people to give.

Nope. Not smart. Last clip that we have on here. Four? Yeah, 800. That's a piece of. Oh, my God. I don't even have that much money in my bank account.

That's a decent... I'm rich! By the way, are we continuing tomorrow? That's a decent day for Ron Ron right there. It's nice to be rewarded for breathing life back into this show. Yeah, is that what you're doing, Ron? You're going to buy into their horseshit? Oh, boy.

Ron said the wrong thing. Ron said that he's making the show better. You can't say that in front of Opie. Also, that's a decent day for Ron. Ron. It's an amazing day for Opie. Yeah. That would be never hit. Right. We never even close to that. Yeah. I think that was the whole point of this exercise was to see, is there

anyway and people start giving me money on this thing? And then when I can figure out a way to not give it to Ron, that'll be the next step on this. Because the whole thing didn't really make a lot of sense to me. But no. And then the next day, they didn't raise much. And I never heard or saw the exchange of money to Ron or how that went. I guess it's all on Ron's word. Yeah, maybe in the new year or something.

Opie will get around to writing that big fat check. Maybe he keeps saying big fat check because it's not real. It's going to be one of those novelty publisher clearinghouse. I would like to see that. In Opie's world, $400, you could spend that just trying to get across the city. Oh, yeah. It's insane to me that Opie's actually like this is a big deal. He said back when he was making millions, he used to tip the super almost $200.

Oh, so that's when he was flush. What do you think he's doing now? Oof, that's rough. Yeah. I always tell him the Super, I had to give Ron the Wada $400, so no tip for you. Go scouroo. The Super is like, just control your kids, man. Yeah, I don't even need your fucking money.

I make it up here. It's fine. I'm not poor like you. All right. One of our friends, Adam, tips us off that Richard Marks is running a podcast. And Richard Marx is an interesting. character because he gets easily triggered. He goes on Twitter and just gets into political tirades and arguments with people as just

unhinged and ridiculous. And so I've known for a long time that Richard Marks is like a bitter weirdo. And apparently he has a podcast. I was like, oh, that's interesting. We have to check that out. Well, before the current iteration of his podcast, he did a show with his wife, Daisy Fuentes, called Tequila Talk. and Dequitok was born in April of 2020.

Of course, this was the time when we were all quarantined. Everyone was stuck in their houses and staring at screens and trying to connect with the outside world any way that they could. And of course, Richard Marks was no exception to that. So anything you want to say to set up this first clip? This was a different time. And they're a married couple. That's all.

Cheers. Okay. Welcome to the tequila talk. We're having martinis, but... This bullshit sucks, you guys. It's still sucking. Boom! It's still sucking.

This quarantine thing. I mean, it isn't. It isn't. We're dealing. And I'm okay with it. We're dealing. We're dealing. It could be worse.

It could be worse. We're fine. Everybody's healthy. So we're fine. So worse. It could be so worse. This is my favorite part of the quarantine. I did not enjoy it at all.

My favorite part was how celebrities were trying to deal with it because they were like upset about it. They couldn't go to like other parties and make movies and go on tour and all the shit they're used to doing. And so they're like, what the fuck is this all about? I don't have to remember like, oh, people are in a mansion right now with servants who are still making them food and stuff. Okay, I guess I shouldn't complain that much about how life is going.

So it's a weird balancing act that they have to... They never quite find the right balance. It's always tipping in the wrong direction. Oh, that's great. And it is so much worse for a lot of people. It is. It is. And it's definitely going to get worse before it gets better.

Oh, okay. That's hopeful. Yeah, I'm really glad I tuned into the show. I feel kind of bummed, but now that these two are talking. Cool. Now, one thing you need to notice is that she's drunk before it starts. Yeah. And she has to, like,

like Opie, say the opposite of whatever he says, even if she agrees, she has to come in every single clip and somehow negate what he says. But here you're going to find her trying to find that balance you were talking about. I'm sorry that I'm bitching and complaining. I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. No, it's just being normal. It's like being everybody's certain circumstances, their circumstance.

And you're stuck with Richard Marks. Trust me. We feel bad for you, Daisy. It seems awful. Definitely not bad at all. take it back. That was bullshit. Can I start over? No, it's fine.

I just had the option of what I wanted to say. You want to start over? No. I have another drink. Okay. Fair enough. When somebody asks you if you want to take another take, you take it. Yeah, the answer is yes. You know that we could just stop it. I know, but you should see me. You should see me at not my best. That was not my best. And I apologize. I don't take it back.

And, you know, I get it. We're all going through that bullshit. days, right? Yes. Yeah, I've definitely had some of days. Yeah. It's what it is. Whoa.

These looks at Richard's giving. It's fine. Holy shit. This is someone who hasn't met with their publicist in a very long time. Like, no, no, it's okay. I can put my worst aspect of myself out there. No. I feel like they haven't met with each other.

I know. He's looking at her like, what the fuck are you saying? This is not good. They are lost looking at themselves. Yeah. They love it so much seeing their reflection back. They get, like, hypnotized and drunk over it. Mm-hmm.

Speaking of drunk. You know, hey, what are you guys doing to kind of stay safe? They're probably doing what we're doing? We're doing. Just drinking. Not everybody. You know, not everybody's drinking. What are you doing if you're not drinking? That's interesting.

That's interesting. So if you're sober. Yeah. Um, okay. Let's just drunk talk. I like Daisy's attitude Wait a second There's people out there who aren't drunk right now

The fuck are they up to I was just kidding honey There's nobody so real Yeah okay thank God You had to be going for a second there Richard So somebody asked if you're not drinking Are you guys meditating? Hmm

Been as good with that as we should think But we've been doing meditative things Yes we've been quiet Yeah yeah We've been doing this What the hippies call earth-earthing Oh, I think it's so good. Which is really important, and we're just so fortunate that we live right on the beach right now.

And so we can take our shoes off and walk on the sand. But if you can go to a park... Oh, no. Are they giving his advice on how to pass the time? I don't think I need it from these two. But if you can go, I suppose, a park? Yeah. Where do pores go?

Yeah. Watching them trying for... figure out how to relate in real time is fascinating because they think they're in touch, but they're not. We have a private beach, so I just go out to the ocean for a while. Do you guys do that? No? Oh, okay. Let me think of what you guys could possibly do. But if you could find

a parking lot, or... Yeah, right. You've never been? That's funny. He's going to go down this road. There's a street that I love to walk. Yeah, because it's a hike. All the hikes, by the way, in California are shut down. And so there's

this private road. that I happen to have access to. Because it's my private road. Mark's Drive. I just noticed it the other day. What an asshole. Also, what a crazy time

that all the hiking trails were shut down. Yeah, you don't want to be outside of the sun, not during COVID. It'd be awful. You know, you're supposed to be drinking. Right, it's supposed to be inside drinking, staring at a screen. That's how you're going to get better.

I love his happy. to have access to this private road like he won a quest. He had to answer three questions and a troll offered him access to it. Do you want to hear him say the word pussy? I do. Yeah. I burn. What, do we measure it once like 800 calories or 9? Yeah, and sometimes I go with them.

And sometimes I'm like, no. Yeah, it's not for pussy. It's not for pussy. Yeah, and you know, Daisy, you could work on your legs a little bit more. I know when we complained. But if you don't want to do, I guess that's fine, too. she's not comfortable with the amount of work that Richard Marks is doing during quarantine Richard Marks has a schedule

can you see my name a few more times Richard Marks has found a schedule of things that he has to do during his quarantine now he has various shows that he is now doing for his social media is one where he is playing songs and another one where he is doing interviews and another one where he's talking to his fans and another so I have to schedule time to see him which is good I love that you're doing you're by the way you're very good at the chit chat with the people wow days like I wonder if I had talent if I could do stuff to pass the time that'd be interesting

that should be neat nope I love that she says he's good at talking to the people yeah he's the relatable one in that relationship that's crazy do you see how mad she is that he's finding stuff to do with himself yeah she caught herself Yeah, which is great, of course. Which is awesome. I love it. So happy for you. Has a life outside of me.

No woman has ever said that meaningfully. No. Here they're going to give us a taste of what we can look forward to in the episodes to come. Anyway, we're going to be talking about all kinds of stupid shit. And that's a stupid shit. Some interesting shit. And I hope that some of the stuff that we talk about maybe... Is there anything off limits on our podcast?

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure some stuff is off the limit. You know, it's just not, you know, cuth. Is that a word? No, sure. That's a word, right? Yeah, but you didn't use it properly. You stupid fucking blah-a-mouthed!

I actually let the dynamic between these two. Because I always thought Daisy was out of his league. Yeah, right? You know what I mean? I know I'm realizing who the pain of the ass is in this relationship. That's hilarious. Is anything off-limits? The answer is always no.

Chat, GPT will tell you. Right in the description for my podcast. Nothing is off limits. It's involved in every single one. Daisy, come on. Just shit together. This is, I think, your least favorite thing that a podcaster can ask. We're going to talk about everything.

But we want to know what you guys want to hear us talk about, because we, as you can probably tell, we have opinions about just about everything. Everybody does. Yeah. I think that most people have opinions about everything. Just a lot of people don't feel quite as comfortable, I think, voicing those opinions. as we do, right? Yeah, maybe you shouldn't be as comfortable pointing your opinions.

All right, so let's take a quick poll. What do you guys want us to talk about? I'll just talk about that with my friends. I don't need you to talk about it. Well, good, because you're not going to get very far with a different opinion with Mr. Richard Marks. I think that while everyone's, I was going to say

everyone's opinion is valid, that's not true. Especially the poor. Because I was going to say, we have opinions based upon research. We have opinions based upon looking shit up and not just hunches or, well, it's just the way it's always been done. Or, like, we really research things and look into things and read about things. And there are plenty of people who are really ignorant whose opinion is not quite as valid as others. Sorry. But it's still an opinion.

This is why I love this smug prick. He really does think he's better than everyone else. This is why he argues with people out of the internet. Richard Marx does. Oh, it's fantastic. You know, everyone's opinion is bullshit. You should stop having one. Listen to me.

She could barely say opinion. Yeah, she's wasted. She is wasted. Why do they think this was a good time to live stream? And also, why is it still up on their channel? That's proud of it. Do they just forget it's there? Probably.

We should grab these immediately before they realize and take it down. I just love that it was Darren Paltrowitz from the Paltrowcast. He was like, you got to check out Richard Marks' new interview show with celebrities. It is pretty intense. And I haven't even seen that. I couldn't get past this five-year-old abomination tucked there under podcasts, under his own website. It's not under the podcast site. This is under the podcast on Richard Mark's YouTube site.

This is fantastic. This is a good find right here, Adam. I'm loving it. Where are we going next? well he's going to explain why his opinions are better than others one of the things that we have in common that I one of the many things that we have in common that I love is that we never get our information from one source

so we get it from both MSNBC and CNN that's how we know it's true and the staff all right this is what John and Opie say about why people lie they're like you people lie but I had a reason for it. He thinks he's the only one who looks up things and has information behind it. Other people do too, whether they heard it from a friend or a teacher. This is not alone to you. No one's walking around going, I came up with this opinion based on nothing, so I'm just saying it. It's very, very arrogant. And he's going to double down on it right here. We are open to hearing about it from all sources. Yeah. In fact, I want, I want to. Whenever I start. um getting curious about a topic i want to really hear i get like super laser like um almost like obsessive focus it's almost it's almost as if i'm single again no no no

mary smiling yeah yeah now he's now he's talking about not getting any and we can all relate to that mr marks they both reminded me of if you don't mind playing number 21 yeah she just I don't think she focuses on anything, except for the drink. She passes right out. We sometimes like to just go to Starbucks on weekends and take an LL Bean Catalog, and I'll say, Honey, what's new? And she has to, she has five minutes to look through and find out what's new. We've been around forever.

We were so lucky. We are so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs. Oh, it's so much. Good, good reference. Yeah, this is, Richard Marks doesn't realize that him and his wife are completely out of touch and unrelatable in every way. That's why I like this era when celebrities were going out and singing John Lennon songs on a key and thinking they were going to change the world.

It's good stuff. It's even more over the top than I would imagine it really is when you see what they talk about home alone. It's really, really shocking. And they're going to continue down this road. As long as they can be really kind of open-minded in their explanation of being kind of free and really honest about why

they believe and think the way they do knowing that it's maybe completely different than what I think. You get that? Nope. Maybe if you'd read a little bit, do a little research, you'd be able to keep up. I know. They're just saying nothing.

Just nothing that's like, oh, you know, I'm informed with my information that's informative. Cool. And that's what I love about us. Right. It's so stupid. I call this next one. We're like this all the time.

So definitely the podcast will be much more pulled together. Right? Did you just flip? No, I went. I didn't. I didn't flip you off. Again. Okay.

I think we should wrap this up. You think? Yeah. that way are we going to have another one oh yeah okay we can get drunk now yeah that's hilarious

watch this segue okay we're gonna have another one yeah okay we'll have some dinner we are in all sincerity we're thinking about

everybody out there who's who's having a much rougher time with this than we are really and um Hang in there.

Honey, what your steak done, dear? Yeah. What do you think? Surf and turf tonight? Again? Again. Honey, it's going to be okay. Yeah.

Richard Mark says, hang in there. Thank goodness. Oh, yeah, his wife's wasted, so that's good. Some parting advice from them to us. If you're, you know, we already said, if you know someone who's alone, reach out to them, which is very. really, really important. But if you're alone, don't be afraid to reach out to people. You know, don't be afraid to, don't be afraid to say, hey, I'd really look at a chat.

Yeah. You know, or I'd really like to hear from you. Can I talk to you, Richard? Don't, don't feel embarrassed or vulnerable. Vulnerable. This is of all times to connect. Now is the time. Now is the time. Yeah. We hope that we maybe kind of lightened it up a little bit for a second. Until then. Guys, that to you, Daisy? Can we get out of FaceTime? Get Richard out of the room.

I'm busy. Yeah. We're making dinner. She goes, you can be vulnerable. That's not what you're looking for at all right there. But Richard's like, yeah, vulnerable. Sure. Why not?

You're participating. Good job. I hate this shit so much. And I think that's actually really harmful to say shit like that to people. And if you're depressed or you're alone, you know, fix that for your Yeah, yeah. Why aren't you doing something about an idiot? That's what Opie was saying to that one chatter who's depressed is like basically grow a pair. Yep. What's your problem? Why could you be more like me? Yeah.

Reach out to your community and circle of friends and rely on them. Why aren't you doing that? All right. We got to thank you very much for putting that together for us, Adam. I look forward to seeing more of Richard Marks in the near future. They're all just like that. Very good. Well, let's head over to Lucy does dabbleverse. Lucy, you had a fantastic episode on this past Monday. People can find that at once over with Kaylee on YouTube. There has over 12,000 views on there. And then if you look at AA legal focus,

which is Miss Judy's YouTube channel, it has about 2,300 views on there because you guys simulcast it. Yep. So this video is getting a lot of traction. A lot of people are checking it out. Of course, I'm not really able to talk about this lawsuit. I would love to, but I'm not able to.

So I get the joy of playing some clips from Kaylee's show to kind of break down what another legal expert has to say about this lawsuit, the right-up publicity suit that John has brought Shulie and me. And so we brought some clips of things that Judy had to say after she read through the complaint. Anything else you want to say to set this up before we play any of these? You know, what I really enjoyed, it was a total pleasure having Judy on. I think she's absolutely incredible. but what was really unique about her commentary is that her thoughts are basically an outsider's opinion. She doesn't have a lot to gain other than views, which is something to gain, but it doesn't really mean, you know, she could have taken either side of this legal opinion.

She does way better with the true crime stuff she does. Yeah. She gets a lot of views on that. She does. She absolutely does. Which means that we're getting a fairly objective legal opinion, which it turns out her fairly objective legal opinion is largely that John's lawsuit sucks. And so it was really, I had no idea which side she was going to take. And I didn't really have a lot of expectations.

And I thought she was wonderful. I thought she made a lot of amazing commentary. All right. So let's start off with a very good question you had, which was right out of the gate. What's your initial reaction to the complaint once you were able to read through it? I mean, the complaint pretty much reads like a bunch of hurt feelings. Yeah. I'm kind of like, oh, these people are making fun of me, and they're making tons of money.

So I can see why he's upset, but I'm not sure if it's a legal claim. It was so amazing to me that she just right out the gate. I mean, that was within the first five minutes of our episode together, and that was her initial thought. Yeah. Amazing. I know. There's so many things in there that I can't wait to talk about and read out loud at DabbleCon 3. because she's making

some good points there. This next clip is, oh, there's some details in the complaint that are comical to any outsider who's reading through this.

Yeah, I think a lot of the, what I saw mainly was the amended complaint, which again reads like a bunch of grievances. Like, wow, they're using me.

They're making fun of me. They're making money off of making fun of me. But isn't that what parody is or satire, comedy? You're making fun of people. So I kind of feel like the attorney probably should have focused on the more, I don't know, valid points instead of mentioning the sofa cushion thing, which was ridiculous. I still remember learning in criminal law way back and law school that you have no privacy rights to your trash. So, and supposedly the trash was illegally in the street, too. So, I mean, that's, that's kind of, you know, hurts your feelings that someone

took your old sofa cushions, but you didn't even want them. This is so great. And Judy spent a lot of time reminding everybody that she practices not in New York State, which is where this lawsuit is venue and also that this is not her main practice area. So she is not necessarily familiar with this. But I think that every lawyer can agree that throwing couch cushions into your right of publicity lawsuit makes zero sense. What I liked about what she said is she says, yeah, this isn't my area of expertise, but what I do is kind of boring.

Yeah. I find this fascinating. Yes. I think it's why a lot of people gravitate towards this lawsuit when you start to read through it and really, I mean, the stuff that you've covered, obviously does dabbled verse and a lot of the quickies that you've done breaking this down. It really is a fascinating lawsuit that I would spend hours and hours talking about if I were able to. But I think that's what's so cool is that Judy came on saying she'll give you an hour of her time, turned into almost three hours, and she wants to come back for more.

I can't wait to have her back. Because she's already invested so much time reading this and she finds it fascinating. She's interested in it. So it makes for a great conversation to have, you know, a paralegal and an attorney kind of breaking this down and discussing it. She really went above and beyond in order to prepare for the. episode. I was not expecting her to do any legal research. She did over 10 hours. She pulled some case law. She was absolutely incredible. I can't say enough. She found case law for right of publicity in New York State where you would think that they would sign with the plaintiff.

Yes. And instead, they sided with the defendants. And she actually found some case law where anti-SLAP fees and costs were actually granted. So that was interesting. That is, it was a, it was some great fines. All right, what's this next club? We are going to be looking at Judy talking about the two different attorneys on either side. So Tabor Benedict represents the plaintiff, John Lendez, and Danny represents Carl U. and Shulie.

And Judy has some opinions about who might be the better attorney without knowing too much about these guys. I feel that Benedict is totally outclassed by the defense attorney. attorney. The defense attorney clearly has much more experience. And then he said that Benedict actually got disbarred. So before I comment on that, of course, I wanted to confirm it myself. So I was shocked. I was like, oh, my gosh, he like hit somebody while driving drunk and severely injured a bicyclist. So, and he served some prison. and time. Yes. So she did her research. She did her research. And one of the other things that I

truly love about Judy is she really cares about looking at evidence for herself. She doesn't want people to just tell her things. She wants to go and figure it out. And again, that's why we get this amazing objective opinion from her. Yeah. And she goes into explain why she thinks that John would hire Tabber, which I thought was interesting. Yeah, myself. Yeah. So I think I heard John saying that his attorney was working on contingency. So what I surmise is that this guy, he was disbarred for maybe a whole decade. So this is his way of getting back into the swing of things and getting publicity for himself by taking on this case on a contingency fee basis. I'm not an attorney. I don't know how that kind of thing works, but it was interesting to hear. It was very interesting to

I don't know that I entirely agree with her theory there, but it's very interesting. And she probably knows about it way more than I do as an attorney. So then you guys get into Kate Meaney. Yes, we sure did. And if people don't know, there's an amendment to the amended complaint, a third amended complaint. Almost. That's so close.

Yeah, that's really, really close. Okay, so there was the initial complaint, an amended complaint. There is now a request to amend the complaint a second. time. That request has not yet been granted by the courts. So Kate Meeney is not currently a party to this action. She is not currently a defendant, but John's side is trying to add her. Now, this is a little bit peculiar because Kate Meney did not participate in the two main events that are the subject of this lawsuit. So Judy is very curious about that and seems very confused about why Kate Meney might possibly be getting added. Duming from what I've read. So I don't see.

why she should be joined as a defendant because she didn't do anything with it in terms of commercial use or trying to make money off of it. Absolutely. And not only that, but again, when you were speaking with John,

and he was explaining to you why Kate was kind of being added to the lawsuit, which he didn't really explain to you. So what Judy is saying is it doesn't make any sense for Kate NeNe to get added because she, did not the the actions that kate took relate nothing to this lawsuit so why would john have done that

and she and i spent a fair amount of time trying to identify the answer to that question i still don't think that i have any answer to that question yeah it's it's fascinating any legal answer to that question you guys answered that question in the first 30 seconds of this interview because she was mean to him and it hurt his feelings yes yes that is probably it um well let's talk about judy's concerns about if, Carl, let's say that you and Shulie win the lawsuit and if you win on anti-SLAPP, that would mean that technically John would have to pay your attorney fees and costs. Judy has some concerns about that. But the whole question is, is it going to be collectible? Because from what I hear in Florida, they have a homestead exemption. So let's say even if he did own a home

in Florida, then, you know, it's not like the defendants could get at it. I don't actually... Yeah. And that's one of the reasons I think John moved to Florida in the first place is it makes it very easy for you to hide money from people that you owe it to. Deed transfers help with that also, but it's a whole other story. Yeah. All right.

Let's move into what Judy thinks about John's very repetitive witness affidavit. So John filed some witness affidavits, or I'm sorry, the plaintiff's side. So John's attorney, Taber, filed these witness affidavits. And they all say exactly the same thing. So he has four or five different people. All of these affidavits attest to the same exact information under the penalty of perjury. They're swearing that the information in these affidavits is exactly correct. It is their personal knowledge.

But it seems weird for these five people to have the exact same personal knowledge. So Judy's going to give some thoughts about that. Things that they have personal knowledge of. So from what I heard from your videos, it sounds like he had lots of hearsay in his witness affidavits. And of course, you know, there have been plenty of times that I help people type up their affidavits because in a lot of cases, the potential witnesses are not good at writing or they're kind of disorganized, or if I ask them to type up something, it'll have tons of misspellings and

grammatical errors. No, period, incorrectly stopped names. Yeah, focus on totally irrelevant things. So, you know, it's okay to kind of help people type up the affidavit, but at the very least, you shouldn't have people saying the exact same things in the affidavits. Yeah, so you shouldn't have multiple witnesses who all claim to have the exact same experience because it is almost never that everybody has exactly the same experience. Or that they have the exact same relationship to the...

Yeah, they're best friends for a very long time, very, very, very long time. We are going to... A chatter brought up an incredible point about the fact that during DabbleCon 2 and Dabble House, there was lots of other content that was unrelated to the tapes. And this was information that Judy was not a... aware of because Judy doesn't really have a ton of knowledge about the dabalverse other than what she's been told by John for the most part. So she had no idea. It was a two-day event with multiple podcast shows participating in their own content. The tapes were barely 15% of the content. This is a

very good point. So even though the tapes were featured during those podcasts, there were also other things featured that had absolutely nothing to do with John, plenty of other stuff. Can you pause it for a second? You'll pause it for a second. So you can even see there. She's realizing her wheels were spinning as she's hearing that question, get asked. Because John is making it seem like there's these tapes that were legally recorded. And if you wanted to hear them, we just hit play out of it if you pay for the pay-per-view.

Yes. Which is not the case. No, we did live podcasts all weekend. She agrees. She says here, well, that changes quite a bit of things. And you can hear, she goes, huh. Interesting. And I think that that is exactly one of the reasons that this law.

suit is so interesting because he has spun this narrative that is, again, based on the hurt feelings. And Judy identified that immediately. Well, it's the same as Carl posted my entire audio book on his pageons. Yes. Not true. And questions like this, which the chatters during this episode were absolutely incredible. They were bringing up lots of points. And Judy seems to be more curious now than ever about the history of the Dabbleverse.

So I really hope to be able to talk with her about that soon. Me too. Podcast often gets a lot of shit for her. his Simpsons trivia game that was played during one of those. We can stop there. I want to hear this. I mean, the best part of Dabblehouse is what I meant to say there, obviously. Can we talk about her take on the damages?

Sure. To John, there's a, there's a clip on here where, you know, John is asking for a lot of money from Shulia and me. And so we want to know where that's all coming from. Okay. Well, I'm thinking, you know, in a way, all this fuss over John is helping him because it kind of like, it's like some sort of like weird symbiotic relationship where he's just got some sort of draw to him where people want to see what is he doing. what is he saying? What's he having for dinner? How are things with his mom? Is he going to get a job or perform at his comedy club? And, you know, so people get excited about it. So the more that

Shulian Carl and these other YouTubers cover him, the more notoriety he's getting for himself and hopefully the more super chats and revenue. He would never be where he is now. which yeah he's a great place but he's definitely making money from podcasting and uh no it's the devil verse is the reason why anyone's paying attention to anything john milandez is doing he got that quick little bump when he made the trump prank phone call but it was such a nothing of a call that even though it was covered by international news it didn't actually drive a lot of listenership to john's podcast and if it did imagine tuning into that podcast the next week and just hearing the bitch about gary delabate oh yeah or whatever they were doing that week, whatever personal gripes John was complaining about at the time wouldn't actually boost him at all. Let's finish up with what Judy thinks

the outcome of the lawsuit will be. That's a great idea. What do you think, Judy? Judy, your opinion on who will come out best in the lawsuit. Okay. Well, I'm just going on what you told me. So I haven't seen the evidence. I haven't read the whole file.

So, and of course, I've only done, say, a few hours of legal research. So, you know, I would just, my wild guess is that probably defense will probably win, mainly because of the way the attorneys look from the outset, okay? Now, I have to say, it's a little depressing. That's the reason. to know the amount of work that's got into these responses and just the I mean over a thousand pages yes that have been written up and an outsider with some experience comes in and goes I just look at the attorneys and figure I was gonna win this one

okay which one can spell their name correctly it's like I mean she's probably right that's that's fine it's how things come down so that's just perception of things which is why we hired a really good attorney so it's all good but it's kind of funny on the way that all works, isn't it? You made good choices. Yes. Sometimes, sometimes I do. Well, thank you for doing that.

People should check out the full interview. And hopefully it'll be a part two. Yeah, I hope so too. Coming soon. Yeah. I would be honored to work with Judy again. A legal focus. It doesn't, you guys brought up something.

Judy wants to know more about why people don't like John? Yes. She seemed very curious about that. And I was trying. She gets all the information from John and Vince. So she's just like, has he done anything badly? Oh, yeah. You want to hear about that?

Funny you should ask. You know, I tried really hard to not have a lot of conversations about that during this particular episode. I was trying to view us back to the lawsuit because we had a lot of stuff to cover. But I did invite her to come back, and hopefully she will come back to have discussions about that. I would love to have those conversations with her. I think it's worth noting that she dresses down when she's on John's show, but when she appears with Lucy, she's all done up and made up and looks amazing. Her hair looked stunning. She was wonderful. All right, let's talk about John.

Quick update on A little sympathy Because I got a bloody ass I'm bleeding generously Because I got a bloody ass Quick update on Ava Riza Ava was on John's show last week And they were watching a video of me on Husey And Ava was beside herself laughing

What a dumb idiot, Carlos. he's making these analogies don't make any sense he's so stupid i would give him 50 bucks to have him explain to me what these analogies even mean and her and keanu and john he he we got it all figured out curls a return so i go all right here i'll tell you what give me 50 bucks and let's debate this i'm taking up on your offer and i hear back from her and she says any time let's go when do you want to do it so i said great tuesday afternoon i gave her some times let me know and didn't hear back. Followed up with her.

Hey, just making sure you got this. Tuesday afternoon. Let me know. Never hear back from her. Shows up on John's show Tuesday afternoon. Yeah. The exact time. She was busy.

I asked her to come on my show and debate me about this. So she completely pushed out on it. Adam, you look surprised. You had faith in Ava. You had confidence in her being a stand-up person. It's not like you brought up the Holocaust or anything, did you? I did. Oh, okay.

No, no, no. It was night 11. I brought up. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. And Howard Stern. I know, I just, there's so many people in the Dabalverse that, like, Karmic X and people who say everybody's scared to say things to their face.

And then when you ask for the link, they disappear. Yeah. It's crazy. And to be as smug as Ava was on that show, too, just be like, ah, I'm so much smarter than they're like, let's have a discussion. I'd love to talk to you about this. And then, uh, ghosts me. So I was a pussy.

Um, this is funny. John has Vince the lawyer on and Aba and they're talking about the lawsuit that we were just discussing with Lucy and Miss Judy Well they seem to think so I mean they're all talking about anti-slapp And all that shit I'm like what are you talking about

What do you think what do you think's to over under on John winning the case Hey Abba that's not over and under's work you retard You dumb fucking bitch What's the over under on winning the case? Idiot explain that. I didn't know we were gambling on this now. 25%.

Wait, 25% of me winning? I don't know. I mean, I don't know what's going on your case. I haven't even read your complaint. I just heard things. He just gets done. Talking about it, my behalf, and then fucking comes out with that number. This is why he's a troll.

Yes, my realistic opinion. That's what I gave. No, I don't know. I haven't read your complaint. I don't know what's going on with your case. I read the complaint. Yes, you have. Oh, did John just reveal something right there?

Sounds it. Yes, you have. Are we getting some counsel on this complaint? Because I remember Vince said he couldn't text with me anymore once this lawsuit came into play. For some way, some way he was involved in it. And all of a sudden, he's on point, devil point with me. And John's claiming that he read the complaint and he should know about it. It's all getting very murky.

John's face during this whole thing. I love it. You can see him. You can see how pissed off he is at Vince right now. It makes it seem like someone's been blowing smoke up his ass all this time. And he thought for sure he had a slam dunk case. And then to hear that like there's a really good chance he's not going to win the case. He's like, where is this coming from?

Wait, what? This is news to John all of a song. Yeah, that was clearly the first time that he had ever been told, you might not win. You probably won't win is what he was just told. Yeah. And anything ever. Right. And it's funny because three minutes later,

John's still holding out to this. 25%. What a fucking asshole. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. You got done arguing on my behalf and then go 25%. Why don't know what? Time out.

All right, John, 20%. Right, I know. He gets so butt hurt when you have a different opinion than he does. Can't handle it. I would love to know what used to be on those hangers on the door right there. I know they're always that. aren't they? They've been there for over a year.

Maybe that's where his brother's suit was. Ah. John needed it for D.C. So John gets, you know, Ava has to go and Vince goes. So it's just John. And John's kind of reflecting on the year and thinking about all the stuff that's been going on. And he's upset that the Shulie Network's been talking about. And, of course, he's been striking the shit out of the Shulay Network's channel.

And he struck O.J. for sniping him. And so John is trying to pretend like, he doesn't do the things that these other channels do to him. And I'm not sitting here. I'm not watching the shit way of show, am I? I'm not sniping pinky. Am I? No, I'm not.

I could just sit here with a microphone and a camera and these guns and do a show without having to do that. It's funny because I can remember a couple examples of him going to Shulies Anonymous and Hackford's. And just pulling up videos and responding to them. And actually he was just watching one of me over at Patrick's house and making fun of my teeth for a while. But all of a sudden, now that he's striking channels, he doesn't do that. It's crazy. Like, we just changed the rules of everything just now because he's the one striking channels. Like, I'm not watching clips and goofing on them.

You're not? Oh, weird. It's weird that you remember him doing that stuff. Yeah. He's really banking on you not. Maybe there's receipts or something. Yeah. I figured out

that he's definitely done that before him. So John's having like this weird come to Jesus moment where he's figuring out that what are we even doing guys? Like yeah we've all made mistakes in this. Can we all just get along?

Can we all just stop fucking around? Have I made mistakes in the past? Yes. I'm not perfect. That's why pencils have erased. I'll say it again. I'll say it once and I'll say it again. Have I done

things that I'm not too happy about, like, or, you know, yes, I have. I have. But we all grow and people change. When will you? Oh, I love that John's actually like, he's a guy who can evolve. We've been breaking this down going back, living in the past series on our Patreon. John's the same guy he's always been. He likes to act like, oh, I lash out because the devil versus all against me. He's always been attacking people. That's all he does. And now he's just like, I don't know what your fucking problem is. You're making fun of me. Like, can you just, like, grow up?

Can someone please grow up over here? Let's let lawsuits be bygones. Yeah. It's laughable that he's acting like he's the one who can mature and change his ways. And it's as if he's ever been tolerant of anybody not agreeing with him and been like, hey, they'll take some time. They'll learn and grow. It's a part of life. Also, the thing that frustrates me about this whole rant he goes on and I give more clips.

He never has any specifics. I mean mistakes, and I learned from them. Name one. I would like to hear the list of mistakes. I don't know what you learned from it and what you changed based on that. Number one, I wished I'd played professional football. Right. Yes, that's as big a regret.

Of course. I wish I saved my money. So then we find out what does change mean to John? Is there a chance? Is there a glimmer of hope that one day, You might just go, you know what, the guy's getting hit on from every fucking direction, nonstop. It doesn't end. It continues and continues and continues.

So I hope that that change will happen, but I'm not too optimistic about it. Because people have a real hard time changing. They do. You know, change is difficult for a lot of people. Growing is difficult. Changing one's views is difficult. And I understand that. Says the 60-year-old alcoholic with Trump derangement syndrome for the last eight years.

He's the one who's telling us how change works. But apparently, change to him is just stop picking on me. Yes. Hey, guys, can everyone just change? How do you want to change? Stop picking on me? Yep. Nope, we don't want to change that way.

That's not the way we're changing. Or take some accountability for why you're being hit from all these different angles. I know. You're saying he was hit on? Yeah. It's good. He did say that. He was wishful thinking.

Yeah, not happening. How would John respond if someone came up to him while he was giving his interviews and said, hey, you really hurt James Earl Jones's feelings? What's it going to take for you to grow and stop doing this? No, no. No, instead, he still watches those interviews on YouTube and laughs at himself. Yeah. He's showing up in alleyways, trying to relive it.

It's just different when he does it. Well, and not only that, but if he truly believes that people can change, then the conversation should never be he drew first blood because you shouldn't retaliate if you truly believe that people can change. Right. It takes the first blood argument completely off the table. Yes. If you're just like, why don't we evolve and like figure this out?

Yeah. If you believe in the law, the first blood argument goes away because you know that's not legally binding. No shit. This is news to me. But John is setting the example for us all. For me, I look introspectively on many occasions and go, okay, I'm not going to do that anymore. That's not a good representation of myself. I'm not going to do that.

Cross that out. And how could I be better now? And then I try and be better. I'm always trying to be better. That's just a fact check. All right. That's his tell right there. When he said, that's a fact, Jack, you know that that's not true.

If you want to know the truth. Yeah. It's just like if you want to know the truth from Opie, this, I'm always trying to be better. You put, John puts zero effort into being better and improving himself. That's why his life keeps sitting worse and worse. I think he thinks better means learn new random trivia. Maybe. That's bettering himself.

Maybe that's one of this. Notice there's zero specifics yet again. I think back and I look at what I've done and I take accountability and I make changes. Name one. Please. I used to call everyone a faggola, and then a faggola pulled me aside and said, we don't say that anymore, you dumb fuck. That would be an example. Or maybe the example of he's not pulling clips from the Shuling network anymore because he's actively striking them, and that would seem very hypocritical.

Maybe that's what. That's exactly what I think he means by better here is I am not currently watching a clip. Yep. That is me being better. Well, listen, life is too short. And so John's 60 years old. He's back at his mom's house, his mom's 88, and they're celebrating Christmas, and he's realizing, like, what is all of this dabble versus nausea? What is this for?

You know, any day, we can get hit by the proverbial bus and be taken out. And so John has a weird way of explaining that life is short, and we should try to live our lives better. I have had friends in our gang of people that we hang out with. one of them died at the young age of 40 of a heart attack and you know one of them died in one of the planes that went into the World Trade Center you know I mean there are many people that I went to high school with that are now deceased one of them who was a friend of mine from childhood was in a horrible boating accident

where he got run over when he was scuba diving and I believe he was in front of his children I mean there was a lot of stories but he got run over scuba diving in front of his children so what are we going to do pick on me for the rest of our lives what are we doing here

all you did was make a 9-11 analogy I had to listen to that crap holy shit it's like guys why you making fun to me I had a friend who was out of one of the airplanes I've never heard that before I've never heard that either. It was 24 years ago. You'd think he would have brought it up, though.

I would think he would bring that up all the time. What does he talk about his drunk friend that didn't show up to work in the World Trade Center on that morning? We've heard that a lot. Anyway, I just thought that was so wild that he's just like, guys, life's too short. Let me list a bunch of guys I used to know who died by now. Okay. Weird. I don't know if you're getting the message across.

But listen, John is switching. gears and he's going to the and he does this every once in a while. You know, he's on the attack and he's the Duke and he's kicking everyone's ass. And then every now and again, he realizes that like everyone's just picking on me over here and it's not nice. Does that make you feel better about yourself?

Does it make you feel better to bully one man to have a fucking whole universe in this little microcosm of society known as the fucking dabbled verse to have that all just hate

an aggression aimed at one person. Does it really make you feel good? Hey, let's pile on. Come on, silent Mike. Come on, Lock Cabin, Larry. Come on, single wide. Come on, just do it. Come on, Moonhead.

Come on, Lucy. Come on, no shoulder, Chris. I mean, the cut. Come on, Fatty, Patty. Come on, puppy. Come on, potato. Come on, Orange! Where's Adam?

It's very inspirational, actually. I know, but poor Adam got left out and all that. Come on, everybody. Look at Adam. I had to go away. No acknowledgement at all to the great Adam Bush on that one. And I'm pointing out the obvious, but this is a guy who would pile on anything to not be the target.

He'd love it. Yeah. In his stand-up app, he just gave, he, without anybody asking, mentioned how Grillo. knew that Howard was cheating on his wife and keeping it a secret. Why would you do that to Grillo, let alone Howard? What is wrong with you? Yeah. But John does this every once in a while, over a few months. He goes for the sympathy angle. We're just like, guys, woe is me. Everyone's making fun of me. And I'll say it again. And Anthony's in the chat right now.

We're listening back to his podcast in 2018. And it was nonstop going after Anthony and Artie. like every episode was calling those two guys out and so he's constantly antagonizing people he's constantly looking for a fight and then when the fight comes back to him he's just like whoa whoa life's too short

listen to all the fighting over here so it's very convenient for him so this was a show he did on the 23rd and then he came back and I don't think he made enough money came back later on the 23rd to do another broadcast and Pest is one of the YouTube clippers

who's actually in the chat right now and Pest pulled a nice clip of this and some things that I wanted to point out. I love that John's getting clipped a lot lately from a lot of the clip channels which is great. It's just amazing to me. Like listen I'm not saying I didn't fight back

and I have fought back. I'm not Oh. Okay. So when he was complaining before about however was picking on him he has to admit that like he's gone after us like I don't know maybe like sued a couple people. There's that lawsuit thing that we're still dealing with and then striking channels and trying to my Patreon taken down, taking money out of my pocket, like something like that. Okay. Did he forget to put the filter on? Oh, you're right. Yeah, this is what John looks like.

Yikes. I'm innocent by any stretch of the imagination. I do fight back and it's just in my nature. As the potato said, why do you react? Well, it's in my nature to react. I thought you could evolve and change. Isn't that this thing he was saying before this? Yes. Like everyone can get better and do better. It's like, well, no, it's just how I am. No, you can. I am who I am. You can all get better. You have to change. You have to change.

I didn't react. I wouldn't be you know, here's, you know, a happy man with two pensions. This is funny. He stumbled on this. He goes, I didn't react. I wouldn't be here. And he's looking around. I was like, fuck. Yeah. I wish I wasn't here. But listen, all right, I'm going to play this back again

Because John's trying to say that him reacting to things The way that he has is why he's so successful in life And he's going to stumble on a word And then he's going to try to explain why he stumbles on it This is insane And if I didn't react I wouldn't be You know, here's

You know A happy man with two pensions And brand new beautiful house And everything else beautiful wonderful family that I stutter on the F hard consonant. Is that insane? That's not because he's a stutterer because I didn't see him stutter at all the rest of this broadcast.

Yes, and he put the word pensions where the word children used to be. I'm so proud of my two beautiful pensions. The first thing he said. Watching them grow over the years is the most satisfying part of my life. And now they're shrinking like pensions do. Yeah, Anthony, good call. He tried to get Anthony fired from W.A.B.C. That's one of the more recent things that John has done.

He's just like, whoa, whoa, why is everyone coming after me? He's a piece of shit. He tried to get J.D. Harmeyer fired. He's never met him. I know. Hold on. That's so funny. Pensions came out real easy, but family's hard.

Everything else, beautiful, wonderful, family that I stutter on the F hard consonant F and D's Fs and Ds are tough Yeah you never once stuttered on dumb fuck That always comes out real easy Good point

Also We've been listening to him talking about his stutter Isn't it always M's? I thought it was ours M's and ours Right because he had to say Melendez in class And he had a hard time with that

And all of a sudden it's F So whatever it is when he stumbles I guess But I can see see that we are getting the normal hate. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You deserve.

This is what John is ought to do this time of year, reassess what's going on and realize that he's getting beat up too badly, so he just wants a payday, and then he's going to go away. But yet it doesn't stop. It just does not, which is why December 31st will be. My last show for quite some time. So December 31st, as I did last year, it just doesn't stop. As I did last year. Yeah.

I saw a podcast he last year. Remember? What are you doing now? At least this year, he said, for some time. For some time, yeah, until whatever he's trying to do fails. Hate does not stop. All right. Holy shit.

We still haven't gotten through his new. year's show no i never did get through all that um the hate not stopping i wonder if that has anything to do with him fucking with people's livelihoods like trying to take money out of people's pockets he's costing the shulay network money by getting them nuked off of youtube multiple times in the last few weeks i wonder if that like causes people to dislike you there like anthony in the chat just now going in this guy trying to fucking get me fired that doesn't sound right and john's acting like he's just a victim. So, oh, why is this how happening to me?

I don't know. What did I do? Yeah, but Anthony made fun of the parking outside of his gig. What is he supposed to do? Yeah, he did deserve it for that. Fair is fair. All right. We're going to miss you, John.

Happy New Year. Is it weird or is it gay? What will we say today? Is it gay? That's right. It's time for isn't gay. Welcome, Megan, to the show. Hello.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Thanks for being here on a Christmas Eve with us. same to you annie thanks for being here oh ho ho ho ho ho to you as well all right this is a very fun game what we do is we try to figure out if aaron imhole from steel toe morning show is going to call whatever subject matter he's talking about gay or not the reason why we do that is because erin doesn't have much creativity and he thinks that everything is funnier if you call it gay so megan has found some different subjects he's talking about we have to figure out if it's gay or not

And then after five rounds of that, we have the final round. It's worth three points. So it's always ever anyone's game. And that will be a multiple choice, not just, is it gay? One of these days I'm going to be more succinct describing this. This is round one. I swear to get, I'll figure it out. Round one of is it gay.

Lucy, have you played this game before? I have never played with you guys before. Have you played from home? I was going to say you play from home. Do you do well with this? Yeah, usually. Now I won't. All right, pressure's on.

It's easy. Membership. Thank you. Astro sweat. Gifting a membership. Says paying it forward. Thanks, Real Fringe. That's right.

Pay forward your memberships. Very nice of you. Real Fringe started the membership rally, and it's been going for the last hour and a half. Thank you so much. 92 memberships away from 600. We are having ourselves a wonderful morning. I hope you guys continue it.

Thank you so much for your generosity. Is his little thing gay? Oh, where he hugged himself right there? Where he hugged himself? Is this gay, Adam? He recognizes his posture. First of what happened to Johnny Crutches? It's the holidays.

Who is that? It's Oz. Yeah, he's got Oz now on Thursdays. Oz on Thursdays. Okay, I'm going with gay because he liked saying the word fringe a lot, and he had a little sparkle in his eye whenever he did it. Carl. So the reason why he stopped hugging himself is because Patrick Mountain started pointing it out.

that he was soothing himself by hugging him. So I sure he caught himself in the monitor and then had to call it gay. I'm going to say it's gay. Chris. Not gay. Lucy. I'm going with gay. Annie.

I think it's gay. Let's find out. That was gay. I just did this. Yeah. I knew he would be real self-conscious about that. Thank you for the note, by the way, to pause that very quickly. this this game is uh very stressful for me i have to make sure i hit the pause in the right

place or else i get yelled at round two if you're now i have a weird neckache yeah i don't know i woke up just like in a real you ever just wake up and you're like i feel like a bag of shit you know what else it is i give you my chair when you come here yeah and i sit on this you know We went to Hennon's and we bought these chairs. They're expensive fucking chairs. This one sucks. I think I can understand why April got hooked on Coke. I hate this chair.

I would do a couple lines if I had to sit on this chair every day. What a nice guy. What an asshole. April's been out of his life for two years out. Walk a mile in another shoes. Is Aaron's uncomfortable chair that he blames getting April hooked on drugs gay? Annie Yeah, it's gay

Lucy Gay Chris Not gay Carl It is not gay Adam Gay

Cochors are never gay That was Cher salt I feel like a hemroid It's awful Hit like Hit subscribe hit All right

I think we got We got away from it See Oz now Not gay very good round three coming up what i'm basically trying to say is i think we could use a little cash infusion uh on this evening show otherwise what the hell are we doing it for fun never once in my life i haven't done a show for fun since 2006 when i did my first edition of aaron in the afternoon you're going to ask if his shirt is gay or where we go with us

Is it gay to have fun while doing a show? Adam. Yeah, he hasn't had that much fun since Aaron after Doc. Yes, gay. Carl. That's definitely gay to have fun doing a show. Chris. Gay.

Lucy. Gay. Annie? Uh, gay again. Gay again. One of my favorite musicals. Fucking gay. Yes.

Just a bunch of memberships. throw. All right. Do we all get that one? We did. Excellent. Good round three. Now we're going on to round four. Show off. I know. I know how to count. 651 right now. I can't believe that the ASMR isn't getting us up over

700. Yeah. I can't. I can't understand it. It's so evocative. Is that a word? Am I? Because I want to fight you on that, but I'm worried to lose. Evocative? To evoke. Well, then what's provocative? To provoke, to evoke.

But evoke and provoke are cousins. Roughly the same thing. Yeah. I don't like that you went with the lesser known one. He's using the word evocative gay. Annie? Since Aaron didn't know it, it's gay. Lucy I also think it's gay

Chris It is not gay Carl I was gonna go not gay But I liked Annie's rationale there I'm gonna go gay Adam Yeah I'm going gay

That makes you seem elitist Oh And gay Oh Why couldn't you pause I didn't think he was gonna play it Bam second encore

Pulled it out of the last second. Amazing. All right, we're going on to round five. What are the scores right now, producers? You are leading Lady Kay. I like that with four. Everyone else has three except me with a tasteful two. All right.

Everyone's still in the game, though. Round five. These are the people that are happy. Oh, these are the people happy. All right, let's take a look. Oh, here's the people who aren't happy. Yeah, here's the people who are. Dude, these are pussy-ass communists.

That's not even that strong of a water cannon that they're shooting out. That's what I was saying. Like, dude, anyone who's been in a reasonably, reasonably fun water fight with a bunch of kids that's seen more water thrown at them more aggressively than this hose, and they are fleeing. Oh, man, today's commies are fucking nutless, man. The commies in, like, 1917 in Russia, they'd use, like, each other as bullet shields and march the storm the palace, the winter palace. Are modern-day commies gay?

Adam I'm so fucking pissed at this asshole can somebody spray him with a hose for five minutes and let him talk about how this motherfucker I'm going gay Carl I say it's not gay Chris

not gay Lucy I'm gonna go gay Annie I've done gay all of them so gay I mean this is gay he's coming into gay now

they all got blue hair They don't know what gender they are. They used to being in control. They lost their spine. Yeah. Wow. Wow. All right.

Huge round. Yeah. They lost their spine crutches. They lost their spine. Let it go, Adam. All right. We got the final round worth three points. And I believe we have, what, a three-way tie down?

Four-way. Four-way tie. And Lucy and Annie have it down. Just say gay every time. Well, for this one, it seems to be the case. All right. this one we're going to get a multiple choice let's find out what erin's talking about there was something about like going through my whole process

every single police officer was either a fan of the show or super fucking nice to me throughout the whole process like going in and you know having guys like under their breath be like hey love the show oh that's great oh wait i forgot i'm in here for a fucking gay reason It would kind of take my mind off shit. Like two of the detectives were talking to me one time about, hey, you know, there's fucking crazy people here, all of the, you know, these psychos who come to and follow all your courts and, you know, they're incredibly psychotic.

They go, but God, that means that you must be doing something right. Unreal. He's insane. He thinks that we believe this. So what will Aaron say next about his time in jail and people, stalking him. Is he going to say, you're not wrong? Is he going to say guilty or 100%.

You're not wrong, guilty, 100%. I'll start with Annie. 100%. Lucy. I'm going to go guilty. Chris. Not wrong. Carl.

I was also going to say, you're not wrong. Adam. You're not wrong. All right. So if it's, you're not wrong, we have a two-way. You and Adam will win. Must be pretty huge. And I'm like, I'll say this again, guilty.

Guilty. Does that mean Lucy wins their crushed inaugural round of, is it gay? I was. I was just so thrown off by the correction officer says to the prisoner, you've got it going on. You must be doing something right. You're not incredibly psychotic.

I love that he says, and Patrick Martin pointed out on this little piggy that I missed on Friday, but I love that he says, like, every single cop is either fan of my show or super nice. So it could be a hundred percent, super nice police officers. They're exclusive. That's great.

That doesn't mean anything. All right, fantastic game. and thank you for bringing that to the show. We do appreciate it. And look at it guys, it's Christmas. And for that reason, I decided I'm bringing you another game. It's time for to poke a dabbler with the great Cardiff Electric. Thank you, Cardiff.

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Oh, Cardiff gave me shit, by the way, the other day. Because I was mentioning that I might just start doing a podcast where we just play games because it's great going to have to prepare anything. People just make them for me. Cardiff did not appreciate that. You work for meat, potato. To poke, a dabbler.

What do you say, Carl, and co-host? Are you ready to poke? A dabbler? Here's John from last Christmas. Trashing each other's family. The Duke will be on to greener pastures. Place where you all don't exist. You'll try

You'll try and know where the Duke is Is he in his Mercedes Hey Is he in his house? Is he on his Harley? Is he bad in the chip? Which one is it? Where's the Duke?

Is he in France with Kate Meeney? Where is he? We missed the Duke. That's what's going to happen, Pinky. Jamaica. They're going to miss me. You're going to miss me. Think of all the content that you're going to lose.

Think of all the hours of material that's going to be. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, eviscerated. He evaporated. Next. annihilated four

vaporized and lastly decimated and lastly two suck it Adam Bush to poke a dabbler

all right I was going to first I think he's going to say god this is tough I'm going to go next annihilated what do you think Adam I'm going to have to go lastly two Yep, I figured you would.

It feels right. Yeah, John, as we learned today, does not bring you up ever. So I doubt that's what he's going to say next, but you could be right. Lucy Typebox, what do you got? I'm going to go with B. Evaporated. Yes. Annie?

One, eviscerated. All right. Everyone's picking everything. Megan, what do you got? I was either going to go one or next, but I'm going to, I'll go next. Smart. That's what I'm doing. Producer Chris.

I'm the only one for lastly two, okay. I also win B you want to be evaporated so no one picked vaporized or decimated right correct those will be the winner all right I know that's what I'm saying

here we go they're going to miss me you're going to miss me think of all the content that you're going to lose think of all the hours of material

that's going to be eviscerated Oh Annie got it Congratulations, Annie. I have fire today. Thank you, my lost interest. Very good job with that.

I appreciate it. It's an honor. Your honor. Your honor director. It's Christmas, bro. Take the day off. Hang with family. Why are you?

so concerned, and why are you watching me? Why aren't you with family? Everyone's saying that in this chat. Why aren't you with family? I'll wait. Where's your family? I'll wait. Why aren't you with family? I'll wait. That's all for this time.

Hope you get eviscerated. Next time. If you are man enough to poke a dabbler, and now a special word from everyone here at to poke a dabbler industries. We want to to wish you and yours a very merry christmas unless you're a jew then have a nice thursday

i mean unless you're jesus happy birthday and wait if jesus is a jew why don't you celebrate christmas huh no one's ever thought of that what's up with that sit eugene sit good dog I mean, is that funny? Is that funny? Is he kidding? That's not, we're funnier than that. The great card of the electric, everyone. Supertip.

G-G-G-WATP. These commies are gay. They can take a high-powered spray a spunk like I can. I'm a real man, as it were. I mean, in Aaron's defense, I think he just licked it up off of his wife's chest. So he's got that going for him. And I can't get that off the screen for some reason. moody um all right

we have lots to to get to still we have some voicemail some reviews to get to there were gifts that were sent in the mail to lucy typebox but we haven't done this in a minute I think it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show the teaser next week's teaser it's past saturday I was in Vegas and I went and did a show over Patrick Melton's house and we put it up on YouTube we did it a lot like we don't normally do that but it was kind of a special time special show kind of thing

and i got some shit on patreon people are like what's all this now we're just doing super tip shows from now on i am happy to tell you this saturday we're going back to the basics old school w tp dug from whose rights coming on and we are going to review podcasts you've never heard of no one's ever heard of these podcasts that we're going to be reviewing on the show Doug reached out to me, he's like, hey, can we just, like, do shit? That's not the normal stuff you guys keep doing over and over. I was like, yes, that sounds like a great idea. That's going to be awesome.

So that'll be this Saturday. And anyone who has a subscription to our YouTube channel or our Patreon, who'll be able to watch that live or anytime thereafter. And, of course, it'll be on a regular podcast feed. Anywhere you get your fine podcasts, they come out, WTP comes out, every Sunday and Thursday, the audio version of the show. Lucy, you got two packages, one of them very interested, looking at the other one i'm not sure about uh do you want to take a look and and open which one did you

i am actually curious about which one you're interested totally up to you i don't know which one you're interested in this one's from aaron okay so Aaron sent a letter that says i read a little bit about it and he said that he sent me eight Hanukkah presents because oh because you celebrate honica yeah so they're a little bit late but i'm going to blame you on that not Aaron i've been sitting on them that's true so they've been in my house oh i thought that i opened this better than i did yeah there's a lot of packaging it's uh almost annoying um okay so this looks like oh it's um to help me stop aging so much anti aging detox serum that's great women love that oh it's a whole bunch of makeupy stuff this actually looks amazing

i'm not not not look through all those things but the other thing that you said is there deodorant in there no nope you're going to have to continue suffering the other thing that he sent was a bottle of bourbon Aaron is a bourbon a bourbon aficionado So I'm guessing that this is bourbon. It is, oh, it's a wheat. This is holiday. I can't read words. Yeah.

Yeah. Rickhouse proof. I'm excited. What does that mean? I mean, it's no RIP, but all right. All right. All right. Let's get to the more important gift that we got.

I believe this is pony power two sent this one in. Yeah, I do have to be honest. So there were two gifts that came, and so one of them was from Aaron and it came in a box this big. Yes. And I know that this gift from Pony Power 2 is Dildos. Right. And I was really worried that they were coming in that box. I thought the Dildos are the bigger box.

So I'm very thankful that they are this big. And I have not looked at them yet, but they feel silicone-y, which is different than the previous Stuttering Johnson that he made me in the past. That is. Okay. Oh, boy. All right. So this is Tabor happy and Tabor sad. I think is what we're seeing here on this double-headed dildo.

Here, I'll show this to my, I think my camera's coming through a little bit better right now. So, yes, this is. Oh, that's terrifying. You might want to jiggle this one, Carl. Megan, you want to borrow these in any point? I'll let Lucy try them first. Okay.

Give me a full review. Pony Power 2, absolutely amazing. I will be testing them out on my Patreon. That will be a thing. Wow. That's, um, tavern. I don't as one let go. Yeah.

And I got to say, just generally a fun toy. Nice little fidget toy. Lucy, do you mind popping some of that bubble rat? What do you want? You want some of our stuff going on for you? Yeah, yeah, just pop some of that bubble wrap for me. I have my own particular fetish as long as it's there. Thank you very much, Pony Power 2 and Aaron for sending in gifts.

Thank you. You can send this stuff to our PO box. Go to Who Are These.com. You can find the ad. we like drugs and hot sauce and gifts and I don't know threats what else do we like in the mail I forget lots of fun stuff do we have any new reviews I know Megan you check out our Spotify comments from the Spotify episodes if you listen to the episodes on Spotify you can also leave a little comment on each episode I have a couple I have one from episode 684 from last

week. Man of Men says, I genuinely feel like S.J. is so desperate for sex that if it wasn't for the fact that he's a drunk who stays home and passes out before midnight, then he would be a danger for vulnerable drunk women at bars. What do you think, Megan? I agree. Stay away from the bars. People are asking you're offended now. It's good. Yes. I have one from Josh. I think anyone we could take him. Yeah. Probably. probably especially a female bartender they're pretty tough Josh says opi was one of the victims of the Kilgore Texas KFC murders of 1983 look it up

is that true Greg Hughes make it true wow big big news and then I have one from episode 685 stuttering John is an incredible example of how not planning for your future or taking good care of your health can ruin your life. It's amazing how much light beer can ruin someone's life. Yeah, it's all that light beer that's ruined it for sure. It's just not worth it.

Yep. Well, hopefully people are learning a lesson on planning ahead for the future. We'll all get old someday, hopefully. Yes. That's how it works. Well, thank you for reading those. Thanks for leaving comments and reviews. It helps the algorithm.

It makes us look popular. Annie, do you have any new reviews you want to read for us? Yes, this person a couple episodes ago left a review, so they're updating a review. Stuttering jaundice says, Skull. My mother told me to change my review because of the adult words I used. She took away my beers until I did it. So here you go. Well, thank you, Sturternery Jondis.

Appreciate you leaving a new review. Is that a five star? Yes, that is a five star. Excellent. And the other one comes in from Hamburger. This podcast is just some boomer living out his glorious days like he didn't peak in high school. Five stars? Five stars.

I love it. Thank you very much for that. We appreciate it. Husey calling into the voicemail line. It's Carl, it's Husey. You left their mandolin at me flat. It wean stinks. Megan has a nice.

side box hit the like button it promo code bars his hit the like button was almost spot on hughzy right there I was too articulate yeah well that's true

it was sober hussy you don't hear that very often who let this one through no I'm caro I don't spend all day licking shit that sir is a fallacy what a deflection I have never heard

you know the lie Carl eats poop. I'll say it once more, Carl eats poop. Let the truth be heard. It's fucking rumor mill, man. It's wild these days. That is crazy. Was that guy in an elevator?

Since I got a few minutes, I was going to call it to Carl and he eats poop. Oh, could you hit four for me? Hi, I'm calling about the ovation guitar for sale. Give me a call back. All right, see you. Finally, someone wants to buy my stupid ovation

guitar, and I've already gotten rid of it now. Damn it. who was saying they were the CM Punk oh it was Brendan Schaub was talking about when he got into stand-up and he was the CM Punk he made an analogy hey Carl I took the Brendan Schaubb the analogy about CM Punk I took that a little different than you did CM Punk kind of got a chance in the UFC without ever proven himself and when he did he got starched, like, it didn't go well at all. Was Brendan when he compared himself to him and the way that he transferred from comedy,

or rather, and I made a comedy? And how his career turned out was the equivalent of getting starched? I don't know if Brendan's that self-aware, but that's where it took me. I don't know. Let me know what you think. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Brendan doesn't think that far ahead in a sentence.

I wouldn't think that he would bring that up either if CM Punk embarrassed himself. No, he was just talking about the opportunity of it. Right, because he didn't think he embarrassed himself. Of course not. If he did, he wouldn't admit it. All right, I have one more on here. I'm really liking this Limerick guy. I think he does a good job.

Hi, this is Limerick guy, calling in with your weekly Limerick. Adam Bush, Nickelodeon actor, was once told that he had the It factor, but Dan Schneider heard knows when he asked to Cito's, now he's Carl's pet opi reactor. This has been your weekly Limerick. again that's a that's a big news i feel very seen as you should uh well guys thank you all for being here we should do plugs i didn't get to plugs well i guess i've pointed a lot of uh once over with cayley i know that you do movie reviews on your channel once over with cayley any movie reviews that are up there now or coming up um there will probably be more lucy does dabble

versus coming up pretty soon nice those have been fantastic of course anna you have a channel Yes, on New Year's Eve, I'm going to have Mammy and Jake Hudson on my show. So go follow my YouTube channel, I-N-S-A-N-N-E-I-T-Y on YouTube. That's exciting. Adam, anything you want to promote? I recently made an appearance on Echo Pineapple Show, and he was dissecting the interview I did with Joey C in depth, and we had a really great conversation regarding that. And also, if you could check out on Tuki Soup, OJ,

talks about his experience with John, and then you hear John talk about his experience with OJ, and it's really funny to juxtapose how different they are. I've been enjoying that as well, because the stories are evolving the further off from that event that we get. So, all right, excellent. We'll check you out with Echo Pineapple. Merry Christmas, everyone. Anything else?

Anyone wants to say or promote before we leave? Yes. Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday to Lucy and Adam. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. Okay. Folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great.

All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Carl, I love you.

Okay, bye. What you talking about everyone? Excellent.