Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep688 - New Year's Extravaganza - Opie, StutJo, Burr, Tequila Talk

Episode Date: January 1, 2026

The boys start with an update on Bill Burr who can’t handle social media anymore. Opie is fascinated with rap lyrics that “the kids” are listening to these days. Anthony Cumia hops on as we watch Opie freak out about the rumors his family is no longer living with him. Oh, and he brought that up because a friendly chatter asked about Doggie. Michael Ray Bower has a very special New Year’s message for his fans. Tequila Talk with Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes gets crazy as they seem to be on completely different pages when it comes to their sex life. Poor Daisy can’t see her side piece during the shutdown. Stuttering John found out that I had property stolen from my house and he couldn’t be more excited about it. This is a huge victory for him and Ava. Megan hops on to play a round of “Is It Gay?”, the fourth installment of “Opie or Burr,” and Cardiff’s “To Poke A Dabbler.”  Check out The Anthony Cumia Show - https://censored.tv/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/_gOA0KKZqgk  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You know what? I missed penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

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Hello, everybody's a customer Welcome to another episode of Who are these podcasts, The only show that studies Richard Marks and Daisy Fuentes sex life I'm your host, Carol, the $850,000 man with me every Wednesday, a man who spends more time with Opie

than Opie's family. It's Adam Bush. Looking good, feeling good. Producer Chris is here as well. Hello. And this is the last show of the year. So we are leaving 2025 behind.

Before you do that, go to Who Are These.com. Get our email address, voice mail number. Link to the suburb, link to our Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel. And that link to Patreon and Supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every month. We recorded a new bonus episode yesterday. And we decided to go back and check out the very first episode of Opie Radio podcast that came out in May of 2000.

2018 and opi signed with westwood one tim sabian is gassing him up this is going to be huge we got to have a big splash here opi you're entering the world of podcasting and opi says fuck you so what does he do he says fuck you he goes to caro ruiz's cabin in new jersey and they just set up their shitty podcast equipment and uh talk yeah that's he and there's some breaks for cigarette smoking and But it's a fantastic bonus episode and worth a listen Adam and I were just talking about this beforehand just for hearing how Opie used to broadcast back then seven years ago he didn't do any of the voices he wasn't so silly and weird yeah he just talked yeah and it's fascinating what we

know now very much like living in the past that series uh just the the opposites yeah kind of I mean, there are similarities. It is Opie, after all. The other thing that Opie, it's interesting, and we're going to see more of this in the show today, these relationships he has with other men. There's always this weird dynamic where he wants to be as cool as Carl Ruiz.

So he's like, oh, Carl, man, you're so smart. You're so street smart. I learned so much stuff from you. And then there's guys like, around the way who just shits on. It's like, yeah, you suck or Tony P. He just calls him out. Yeah, it backfired with Carl

because Carl fell in love with him. I know. It's weird, poor guy. He actually admits to with joke bombing. Yeah. The joke doesn't go well and he lets it happen. Yeah.

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Megan brings another round of Is It Gay? We have a fourth installment of the Burrower. or opi game. Cardiff brought a round of Topeka Dabler. We have your reviews and voicemails. But first, Adam just can't quit, Bill Burr. Ah, you went to go see him live. You were all excited about it.

This guy's a genius. He's an amazing comic. I get it now. I don't think I can make fun of his podcast anymore. And yet here you are. Sending in Bill Burr clips. It turns out his podcast still sucks. It does.

It's really bad. And I'm happy for Bill because he has goals now in life. He has new priorities that he's setting for himself and we're rooting for him over here. Okay, that's my life goal. Just keep watching sports and, you know,

occasionally running into people that watch the news and just ride out whatever they're saying, you know, it's nothing worse than having somebody informed in your life. Jesus Christ, if you just want to constantly be in the fight or flight mode,

And I don't mean somebody that watches CNN of Fox News, the sitcom of news. I don't mean that bullshit. I mean somebody who's actually digging deep, you know, getting into the fucking weeds on the internet, going rogue. Is he describing himself from just a few months ago? That's right. This is what Bill's whole persona was. He's the guy who's got it all figured out and knows what's really going on, man,

and how the bankers are controlling the world and the billionaires. And he's going on talk shows and explain. about the fires in L.A. and how the firefers did a great job. He's always going down these holes and becoming an expert on all these topics. And now he's going, I just want to fucking watch sports

my hand in my pants. Can I just avoid people telling me stuff that's going on? Wouldn't that be amazing? What we realized is that his wife listens to the podcast and doesn't listen to the stand-up. So on his stand-up, when someone heckled him in Cerritos, he laid into them with

everything he had. But on here, he's Like, when I come up, I'm approached with a different opinion, I just shake my head and ignore it and move on and don't listen. So again, and this is just joining the Bill Burr segment on this show for the first time, this is the epiphany that Adam had after seeing his stand-up show is that Bill does a podcast for one person. We've talked about that before. Aaron Immolt does a podcast for one person, Aaron Immolt, but Bill does a podcast for Mrs. Billberg. This podcast is to show his wife that he's going to therapy, that he's learning from it. He's a changed man. He's not angry.

He's not going down rabbit holes on the internet anymore. He's just happy-go-lucky super dad who likes watching sports on the weekend. That's what he's trying to portray here. And it's all bullshit. We see you right through it. But I don't think she listens to the show. So Bill can keep it up. He'll be fine.

Well, to keep his mental health, he's off the web, which is exciting. You know, how people drink responsibly? I need to, like, be on the internet responsibly. I'm off social media now. I still have my pages because I got. to have them. I got to promote my shit. I mean, what am I supposed to do here? Um, I got off them in like end of August, early September. Um, but then I kind of just replaced it with YouTube. Oh, that's interesting. So he's off of social media. One of these guys who can't handle being on

social media, which I always find fascinating. I have an Instagram. I have Twitter. I have Facebook and all these things. And it just doesn't bother me. I either use it or I don't. It's so bizarre to be. I won't get Twitter for days on end, and then I'll go back and it's there. It's still there. Not a big deal.

It's funny how Bill's, you know, taking a break timed out perfectly with the entire internet, hating him and not agreeing with him. That's when he decided to step back. I would imagine that things got a little bit more annoying for him when he was checking out of his social media accounts, and that's why it's bad for you now. Yeah.

Now instead of doing the same complaining about the internet, he's just complaining about YouTube. Oh, okay. The YouTube app sucks, by the way. Like, you click on videos, and they just keep sending you, like, they'll send you 10 new ones and, like, four of them are ones you already saw. I don't know. You would think that they would work on some shit like that.

But anyway, what am I talking about? You know, that's a weird thing to be bothered by. Like, oh, I've already seen that video in the recommended videos. This is a guy who isn't upset when someone cuts them off in traffic anymore. He drives in downtown LA Whistling Zippity Duda The kids are kicking him The back of the seat of the car

And he's just living carefree loves his life And then he's like Fucking YouTube app I already seen that video Well he probably realized that was off-brand Talking about how well he's doing He's like I gotta get pissed about something This YouTube's not giving me the correct

Recommended videos right now It's so crazy how everything he says On the podcast is unlistenable And when he does it and stand up It works He changes the ending. He finds a way the guy on stage searching for the answers

is so much more tolerable than the guy in the podcast who is fixed and has all the answers. And it was interesting to hear him recount the best moment of his live show when that heckler went at him

right here on number five. I'm choking around on stage talking about this alligator Alcatraz stuff going like you realize what they did. Ice is their brown shirts and that's their first concentration camp and when they run out of fucking immigrants

who do you think's going in there? you don't give a fuck now because you don't see yourself in that van but eventually they're going to run out of those people and then who he thinks is going in there and this guy in the crowd goes oh the democrats that's what he said the democrats and i go really and he goes who else could it be that's how gone this guy was he was so deep into the internet that it was like

not only could he not see himself going in there he only could see people who didn't agree with them going in there and at no point did it dawn on him that those were his fellow countrymen and if that... See, this makes me want to punch him in the face. I'm confused what he thinks the heckler was thinking. Wasn't the heckler just saying like,

because it's Trump's White House that they would go after his political opponents? Here's the interesting thing is it was a woman, it wasn't a man. Okay. Which makes me really think his wife was listening to the podcast because he laid into this, but he squatted down and

got in their face. And it got a standing ovation from everyone regardless of your political side. I think the person said something like, it's the Democrats and the Republicans. And he was like, you think there's a difference and you think it's going to matter when it comes down to it. Is he even changing what the heckle

was, it was? And the gender. Yes. It's changing everything. Speaking of YouTube, there was speculation on YouTube that was a plant. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, so he was ready to go with whatever he had. Sounded it. Interesting.

Do you think that could be true, Adam? It's entirely possible. Yeah, okay. And if it is, I don't care. It worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I mean, I was expecting his stand-up to be like this, that he lost it, and he just hasn't.

It's just the podcast is actually getting worse. Yeah, I purposely so. He's trying to get fired. He doesn't want to do it anymore. He doesn't want to listen to his podcast. It just gives him anxiety and it's a waste of his time. We'd rather be watching football. I was curious.

You guys are just saying it's for his wife. And he wants to get fired So he doesn't want to communicate with his wife Yeah Or maybe he's trying to scare her off She's like, I can't listen to your show anymore, Bill. It's un-fucking listenable. He's like, hey, it works.

Yeah, right? I mean, he's spending his free time in Cerritos Talking to a crowd for three hours Trying to work out this material But when he's on his podcast, He's like, all I want to do is be home with my family And watching football Which is exactly what he said

She told him he had to do After he came back from that Broadway show. It's all making sense now. Are there anything else that we need to play from Bill? We'll keep it short. Our buddy, Bill Burr. All right. Let's get into the Opster.

Now, Adam, you've gone back and checked out a bunch of bad. A bunch of episodes from Opie since Chris. Christmas. And, of course, on the last WATP, we did a segment of OPE with Ron and Tony. And we covered that. Blind Mike covered it. I thought it was interesting that Mike picked up on something that I didn't, that they called Tony Anthony in the title of the video. They never referred to him as Anthony. But all of a sudden, because it's OPE Radio, he's got to get the name Anthony in there. Pretty sneaky. In the title. Yeah, pretty sneaky. Indeed. But you I also checked out this past Monday, yesterday's, this morning's stream.

So you've got a lot to cover here. Do you want to start off with anything that we missed when we were covering the 26th? Yeah, I definitely have a problem, and I do. There was only one thing from the 26th. Opie went out of his way to not ever take a stand on anything. Like when they were reviewing Diddy's case, he didn't want to call him gay. That was too much for him. So I was surprised to see him open that Monday show.

and you and Mike both covered it with fuck Hanukkah Hanukkah sucks the Jews don't know what they're doing they're sitting alone in the dark in their rooms just like miserable with the worst holiday in the world and you all covered that and it was pretty interesting but he said this one bit about where he believes the Hanukkah Bush which I didn't know about comes from

it's number two Bush well let me explain where the bush came from because I finally figured it out when they're selling Christmas trees on every street quarter in New York City they're trimming the trees so us Christians can have a nice tree in our house and all those scraps just laying

in the gutter, you guys came along and made something out of it. It's not even a bush. You're just sweep that crap up and try to put it together. That's your Hanukin bush. Holy knows them, right? Look at him. Merry Christmas there, Opie. Very Christmas. Jesus Christ. Talk about propaganda.

So we did play most of that clip, but I believe you left in the uh the hitler references that rod doesn't be unnecessary okay and i feel good having gotten that done we can move on to monday all right uh so adam just wanted to stick up for his uh fellow chosen people half people no i just like when people make fun of opi to his face oh okay i like that too all right so monday the 29th what's going on this episode of opi radio opi is so bitter and angry with anyone broadcasting that he just hates them on site he doesn't care who you are. If you have a broadcasting gig, if you're letting out the trains on the subway,

he hates you, as we see here. Who the F watches this? And why is it still a thing on a local TV that they do traffic reports, Ron? Can you explain this to me? We all got apps on our phones now. We don't need the traffic girl on the TV. So they might as well hire a hot piece of ass at least so they have something to look at instead of this girl that looked like a cardboard cutout. on the TV. Hi, Ron. Jesus Christ. Opie really gets all of his takes from 12 years ago.

I don't know how he doesn't. You guys, you don't need to have traffic reports. We have phones in our pockets now. Yep. Sure do, Opie. Good stuff. It's like there's a magazine from many years ago about how to be a radio DJ with quips

that he just keeps and reads and won't update. It's so strange. Ron has a great follow-up to this. This is where, because you don't have a driver's license, and you don't drive. I don't. We got all our traffic apps. We got Waze.

We got the Google Maps is even much better these days. You don't need to watch TV to get your traffic report. It's insane. So why are you watching the news to get your weather? You can get it on you. If you can get the traffic on your phone, you can get the weather on your phone. So why are you doing that? Cheers, Rad.

Lift up your gay coffee mug. Wow. Calling out Grandpa Opie right there. well of course i need the tv for weather yeah i can't change my ways on that i love it he's like so many of these low cows they they have such bluster and you give them the tiniest bit of pushback and they just fall over it's crazy right yeah you're right though opi's like very upset that there's still people who are broadcasting oh and they all suck it's just hot chicks and they're not good at what they do and uh we're going to hear it a little while that opi might be set for a comeback because

you know opi has said recently he's one of the top five broadcasters in the world right now. There's only like four or five people who are better than him that are out there. And I think Obie thinks that. Why else would he say it? So hopefully he's going to put some effort into it and blow up again. I'm rooting for him. I know Ron is too.

Ron is counting on it. He needs this. I know. He makes that very clear. In this next one, he's talking about how AI is getting rid of all of the cottage industries in New York. and I'm trying to figure out what Opie's laughing at here.

Okay. The guys who shine the shoes. That sign. The shoe's shining. The fucking barbershops. Right. You understand me? The fucking, the fucking egg and bagel cot on the corner.

Right. The guys selling newspapers. Right. The dry cleaners. Right. It goes. It's gone. I know.

You understand? But who's getting their shoes? Their shoes, uh, shined. Dude, you've never gone down to Wall Street? I've gone down. Everyone is getting their fucking shoe shined. Are they really? Everyone, it's a thing.

Wow. Fucking Opie. Can't even bother to clip his toenails? He's just like, wait, people want to look good? Who are these fucking assholes? A professionals who have a job. They're the ones, actually. It shows you all those years on O&A,

whenever he was giving this big opinion that you thought he felt so strongly about. He was basing on nothing. Yeah. Just a few. He's laughing at all these people. It's a huge industry here in New York. They're in every train station. It's a big thing.

He's never noticed it in all of those years. He really thought that Rod was telling a joke or something. He was like cracking up. And so Ron had to be like, and there's other service people too. Yeah. That I'm going to say, that Opie's like, oh, this is a real guy. This is a Christmas carol, shooting your shot, showing your shoes, governor. And they're all running out with their towels.

They're not chimney sweeps. It's a thing. They're in the train station, like in Wall Street. They're also in the airports. And if Opie ever did anything, aside from just drive. to his house in the Hamptons back to Manhattan. He would probably experience life and know that. Or if he ever wore a pair of shoes.

That would be good, too. Weren't those ugs that he wears. He'd have that option. Right. He has these, you know, famous hosting instincts. We always say he's not funny, but man, can he run the show? And his timing is perfect. So watch his timing to bring in his guest here. All right.

Let's get Tony P. We got Tony P as well today on the OBB radio podcast. Hi, Tony P. How are you, bro? Yep, Tony. Jesus Christ. Tony's not even looking at the screen. Opie brings him on and then announces his name.

It's the easiest thing to do. He's like, all right, we're going to bring Tony P. on here. I see him backstage. It's in the green room. You know, give a fucking heads up. But in those two seconds, I knew Ron was going to pounce on him. Yeah, he's looking for it.

Yeah. There's a rivalry of brewing. I remember in the last episode he was on, he cut to Tony while he was in the middle of smoking a joint. Yep. It was first thing in the morning, too. Oh. Yeah. And this is.

In real time, this is in the middle of this AI conversation, he just pauses to bring on Tony, who's been sitting there the whole time for some reason. He looked bored, too. I've got to be honest. She did not look into it. He's taking a dump. So now he brings Tony into this AI, taking our jerbs conversation. All right.

How about this? How about we enter into a society where it's more leisure, where we actually enjoy our lives, and don't worry about the pressure of having a job and providing for our job. and providing for our families. Maybe the government will figure that out with the AI. That would rock. Listen, man, that's called socialism. Thank God for Tony.

This one, Opie, having nothing to do does not lead to happiness. Opie has nothing to do and he's miserable. And he just wouldn't it be great if everyone had nothing to do? No, a lot of them want to be productive and get shit done. He could at least read the news and have a hot take on shit. Well, that's actually the Elon Musk speech from a few months ago where he was talking about how like, yeah, AI's going to take over and you're going to fucking love it. No one has to work anymore.

We'll just have universal basic income and everything's going to be great and fine and dainties. Like, that sounds miserable. Yeah. Sounds dystopian to me, but that's, uh, Opie's into it. And, uh, you know what it is to? And I'm not to over analyze this. No, no. But Opie hates, like we were talking about the local news broadcasters.

He gets very upset at Sam Roberts for still having a job or anyone who's still on the radio, Howard Stern re-signing. he wants everyone else to be stagnant like he is. He wants everyone else to have nothing to do all day because then he'll feel better like, hey, is everyone taking the service elevator in this building now? Yeah, because we're not making any money, right guys? It's great, isn't it?

It's like, no, no, it's just you. And he doesn't want to see the happy people. I know. There are so many actors like this in Los Angeles that can't be happy for anyone. They can't enjoy a movie because everything is just a reminder of what's not happening for them. And he's been stuck there.

You got to let go with that, Adam. I'm talking about other people. There's other people. Okay. If you say so. I'm perfectly fine with my Christmas movie coming out next Christmas. What the fuck? But this guy,

Opie didn't know there was a deadline for that? Well, I haven't read it mid-February. What? While I was doing ADR for it, I'm like, you know, it's like almost Christmas. Who's going to promote this fucking thing? Oh, all right.

But I'm not bitter about it. No, you're definitely not. Obie's choosing to spend time with the family, and every time, he has an episode, he mentions something he heard in the car with his kids. On the way home, my daughter's picking the music, right? This is a song I was listening to in the car. Give me a Rita.

I'm going to open my legs. Give me some of that tequila. I'm going to give you some head. It's about to get freaky tonight, baby. I'm going to put it in my pulse. So this is now old man not happy with the content of music that the kids are listening to today? Does Opie know about two live crew? I hope no one tells him about that.

I'm not going to like it. Opie, you're going to be pretty disappointed. This has been going on for decades, is my point. What's he talking about? And he's always censoring his guess, but he can read racy lyrics. Right. Yep. This goes out.

Yeah, this goes out. He thinks this is killing it, so he continues to read more lyrics. Let's go, let's go. Give me a beat. Give me one more. Margarita, I open my legs. Give me two margaritas. I'm going to give me some hay.

Give me three margaritas. I'm putting it in my pooch. Give me four margaritas. I'll put it in my tush. I'm scared to say the words on YouTube. Give me five these margaritas. I have some fun. Give me five margaritas.

I put it in your bomb. Oh! This is the song that kids listen to it. And I'm like, wow, this is crazy. They're like, oh, dad, this song came out four years ago. I've never seen Ron and Tony look more bored. They're both looking often to the distance. Like, yeah, I'll be those rap lyrics, huh?

Pretty great shit. Inside, they're like, I know I should be pretending to be outraged by this, but I just can't do it. Yeah, I can't have that image of me not laughing at this guy doing this. I have to mock him. Not since Ben Shapiro read the wet-ass pussy lyrics. Have I been so boring? bored of something.

I think there's two things on display here. One, remember when we realized that all the stories stuttering John had about his kids involved movies from four or five years ago? Well, almost famous was the movie that he showed his kids, and it's amazing how many times they watched that movie, and the same reaction

from the daughter every single time. Isn't that amazing? We realized it's because he hasn't watched a movie with them for a long, long time. So why are all of these songs and all of these references from four, five years ago. He has no like current stories about his kids. Yeah. And I agree with you that we've heard this before. This is not the first time he's complained about the lyrics that he's heard

while riding in the car with the kids. Do you have any other conversations? Is there anything going on? Inside from Pizza Day at school and rap lyrics? As soon as they get in the car like, Dad, put on the radio and shut up. Yeah, let's blast this stuff. Maybe he'll stop driving us. Maybe I'll want us take public transportation like the other kids. Here he explains. Now these kids are just singing this shit like. it's nothing. What are you talking about? The doors and Jim Morrison weren't allowed to say, light my fire, and he did anyways on the ex-Sullivings, Joe. I know. And now they're talking about putting it in the puss. What? What the hell? So I'm just driving the car and doing my

dad dance. I'm doing my dad dancing. They're laughing their asses off as we're singing along to that song. Oh, my God. Oh, good God. Every time you say puss, I want to go to Carvels and get that whale. We were laughing our asses off. Thank you. I think it's funny that Ron, who just told the story about violently vomiting

by eating all that ice cream on Christmas Eve, here's like, what a little trigger worries was like, you're talking about ice cream over there? Ron, enough with the ice cream. Everyone needs a hobby. It's not good for you. It's not working out real well.

He's like, are you talking about that special, localized tri-state area ice cream that you can only, us three can get nobody else has heard of? So, yeah, Opie's explaining that he's bopping his head around and the kids are entertained by this. Yeah. These kids, because I learned about this from listening to Opie's first episode when we did the bonus show yesterday, these kids are like 15 and 12 now. Yeah.

No one is impressed by their embarrassing dad at that age. I mean, it lasts for longer than that, too, that you're annoyed with your embarrassing dad. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, no one's just like, wee! He's heads like a retard. Yay! Well, I could see them.

If they were four. Yeah. Let's get him to Bobb his head around. Yeah, I mean, maybe they're just teasing them. They're just clowning it. They're huge WTP fans. That'd be amazing. He's out of touch with the youth continues here into offensive places.

Okay. Every kid, I had to learn the, I learned the hard way through my, in this case, there's my nieces. They all have. have, they all have social media for their parents and social media for their friends, bitches. They have two. And I, and I, and I found one of my nieces's, uh, other Instagrams. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm a big fan of your Instagram. And, uh, I was talking about what she's posted on Instagram. It was at Thanksgiving. This was a couple years ago. The look of

panic in her face. And she blocked me immediately. Was this new news that kids don't want the family members checking out their social media accounts? Who does he think he is? In this situation, like, he's offended. He's like, the parents aren't supposed to be looking at this, but she blocked me, Opie? I'm the cool one, right? I'm the cool one of the top five podcasters. So at Thanksgiving dinner, four years ago, he's still thinking about it, right?

because he has no recent Thanksgivings with the kids. He calls her, say, I saw your secret Instagram and loved these photos and she's like, what the fuck are you doing? You narc. Why are you saying this at Thanksgiving dinner and immediately blocked him

because you're not supposed to be following that? And your point was made. There's nothing you can do to stop it. If you follow that one, she'll go start another one. So what are you doing, but being a real fucking creep? Eric Nagel has an interesting point on here.

He says, we talked about this 15 years ago on Opie and Anthony. He's listening to old shows. Is Opie going back and listening to old Opey and Anthony? Oh, that was actually a really good topic. I'll bring that up. The stuttering John's circle has been completed. Yes, right.

He's like, wow, this was interesting. We were talking about checking out Young One's social media accounts. I'll get back on that track again. This is more on Instagram. So now I get to see the fake Instagram where it's all the cute stuff that she's posted for like, you know, her parents and other family members. These kids have all the workgrounds. You know, I wonder if that conversation sounds familiar to our next guest,

the great Anthony Kumia is here, everyone. Hi, everybody. What's up, man? Good to see you, buddy. You know, I was going to take the proverbial high road here. I told Carl last night, I'm like, I'll just steer clear of the Opie stuff and I'll come on for the John stuff. I can't. I can't. I'm watching. I had to get in here. And also the whole using my name thing to try to get some views, like it's Tony. His name's Tony and then say Anthony's issues with his wife. It's obviously trying to use my name.

It's confusing. It's not like they ever call him Anthony once, not a single time. Never. Never. And like it's, you know, no. If I put something like, oh, Opie was such an asshole to deal. with and then it was all about Mayberry and uh sheriff andy taylor usually should do that you go with the most clickbait title ever that'd be hilarious yeah so i just figured what the fuck let me pop in uh how you doing gentlemen hello fantastic great to see you buddy thanks for hopping on today happy new year to you happy new year of course um all right adam where do you want to go to next well ron's gonna hit him with some hard truths about these uh broadcasters like Ryan Sechrist that he hates. Happy due year, everybody.

Happy due year. You know, there's Ryan Sechrest, who had massive success, which I think you're jealous of. And who's the other guy that started off at MTV? Then he does the entertainment on NBC News? Casson Daily. Casson Daily. Those are the two people you could have been.

Yeah, I have the look, I think. And when I cut my hair and I shower, I got the look. It's incredible that he says, he has to say, when I cut my hair and take a shower. These are things that everyone else just does. They don't need credit for it. We were doing the show yesterday about Opie, and E.Rock was in the chat talking about how he had management tell him he needs to shower. Oh, because he would stink when he'd come into work. Yeah.

But what is up with that? That's the barrier to becoming the next Carson Daily. It's just combing your hair and taking a shower? I don't know. That is kind of a sign of depression. Yeah. You don't do that. By the way, I got to add in here.

Ron, it's so obvious Ron listens to either listens to my shows or has listened to past shows that I've done because I've talked so many times about how Carson Daley and what's his name, the other one? Ryan Sechrest. Yeah, Ryan Sechrest. are like the epitome of what Opie thought his career should be. And I've said those two names many, many times as examples. So where Ron just pulled both of those out of his ass? Ron listens. He's twisted the knife.

I think, you know, some of the stuff Ron says he loves poking, poking at Opie like this. Yeah, Ron's a champion as far as we're concerned. He's coming out. Yeah, yeah. It's like he's been dating a girl. and she's treating him really bad, but he hasn't introduced her to anybody so nobody knows and he thinks he's crazy

and finally he meets her ex. And he's like, oh my God, it's not me. It's not me. Yeah, that was amazing when you watched your... He watched your segment twice, Anthony, and took notes down and then reported back to Opie. That was one of the greatest episodes. And then he recruited this guy.

He really after that. That's right. Poor man's Tommy Pope. Poor man's Tony Danza. sorry about opi he has plans for new year's okay good he stinks oh i'm throwing the biggest are you throwing the biggest party ryan anderson cooper andy cohen i find very entertaining i will be watching uh that's my go-to new year's eve show i'm not going to lie to you they're funny they're funny yeah but here's the problem with that ron i got problems with

everybody and everything in this world everybody and everything just kidding um I was convinced. Because I think he realized he doesn't come off as being silly and fun because he really is bitter and angry. Today I should be like, I'm just joking, by the way. He's like, oh, okay, yeah. We do that. I was just joking.

So that's good to hear that he's going to be home watching, what is it, CNN for the ball dropping. Big night. Big night for Opie. Maybe he'll stay up to midnight. I don't think he's going to make it. Probably not. Now he said to some classic. I'll pour some martini and rossi, osti spumanti, and celebrate the night away.

For one. Yes, for one, serving for one. He jumps into some classic radio trivia here. The coolest invention of 2025, anyone want to take a guess? They're now growing chicken in labs. Yeah, that's not cool. That's hilarious. What's the coolest invention?

What does that mean? Where do I look that up? It's such an old story, too. We've read about this for years. I don't think they care as much about growing fake meat in the lab as much as this technology could lead to growing fucking human organs. My question is, why are we trying to keep everything alive? Because life is awesome. Yeah, but they're telling us we're overpott.

populated as it is. But if we would just let the things that are supposed to die, die, and then let people reproduce. Hey, Tony, how about you go die? The rest of us want to live for another 100 years. Opie just has to be argumentative. So whatever Tony says, Obe is going to take the other side of it because Opie's miserable. He wants to die. He can't wait.

What's he talking about? I love how Tony was just explaining what has happened throughout human history for millennia why don't they just let people you know live and then die and then other people reproduce wow what a novel idea the entire biological history of earth

yeah and Tony feels threatened by this for some reason but if Hopi means what he says in this next one then he is very seriously a monster and unforgivable the fucking squirrel is trying to figure out how to keep us a main squirrel

alive no it's just nature. Because the problem is that squirrels don't know they're going to die, but humans do? The problems don't know they're going to die. How do you know? You don't know if an animal knows it's going to die or not? No idea. They have no idea.

My dog looks at me sometimes like, yo, man, this is fucking coming to an end. I don't know about Tony if you're able to read the facial expression of his dog that while, but suppose anything's possible. Oh, you can. You have a relationship with the dog. you can tell if he really believes that then I don't think his family and children are let's just say living in that house

because he has absolutely no sense of how humanity and nature works you ever see how fast a zebra runs away from a lion they're pretty aware that's dangerous they don't just stand there hey I needed that lag why are you eating that they can smell these things they know all of this he's treating animals like he's

thinks babies don't feel pain. Yeah, you can just stab them with cigarettes. They don't feel anything. That's not true, by the way. You should do that to babies. Oh, really? Nice disclaimer there. We have a we have a whole new segment that Opie brings to his show on this just this past Monday. Is it weird or is it gay? What will there say today? Is it gay? That's right. This own version of Is it gay coming up with his two co-hosts. Let's put the, let's put the coffee mugs up and decide which one has the gayest coffee mugs. Mine has to

be, bro. Yeah, that's, that the dog with the pink glasses is a little rough. And, uh, and, you know, Ryder's a gross second, I would think. Big Crosby looking at Robert Mitchum. Bing Crosby

looking at Robert Mitchum, that's, uh, show and tell is the lowest form of podcasting. You see Chen Zumach do this all the time. Like any of these guys just like grab something that they're looking at. I'd be like, oh, do you guys see my slide whistle? Cool. Pretty neat.

It is kind of cool. It is a nice one, but not the point. The only thing works is showing something on your phone. I hate that. Oh. Trying to show you a movie. Mm-hmm. So they all have silly coffee mugs.

They must have great personalities. You know, when someone has a silly copy mug, you're like, that guy's someone I want to talk to you for a while. Probably got a lot to say. Check out number 21. Okay. So when in tomorrow, I think we're going to, to have the big reveal on uh ronicon we'll see what the final total was what do you think you did

well over 500 oh oh nice nice nice thank you everybody and i'll give you the super chats from today so you add another uh add another uh 10 dollars on to that so obi did this stunt the previous week where he said it's ronica ronica day anyone who gives me a super chat i'll give it to ron and i'll also match it and i'll give uh ron all that money and adam called his bluffing gave him 200 bucks which pissed opi off quite a bit but uh do you have a problem with the math that he just did right there adam i'm gonna call some issue with that he raised uh 200 that i matched and gave 400 so now opi has to match 400 which is not more than 500 i mean technically it is but it sounds like he's shaving a couple hundred dollars off there yeah when you gave the 200 he's earned up to 200

So that way you'd think would be $800. It's eight. And he said it that it was over 800. And now we're suddenly over 500. He's going to fucking chip him on this money. He really is. That old joke. $50, $20.

What do you need $10 for? Right. But he's so broke. Ron doesn't care. He's like to give him the money. He'll take it. Yeah. He'll be happy with it.

Another thing that Opie's been doing lately is he's complaining about podcasters being on vacation, which is crazy. This is a man who, took all of August off before he lost his morning slot. And he's like, why do people need time off? What are they doing? This is such an easy thing to do. For the foreseeable future.

Yeah. Anthony, I am convinced that this has to be about you, Sam Roberts. Yeah. I don't know if there's any other people because he keeps saying all the big podcasters are off. And from what I can tell, everyone's still putting out shows for the most part. So I don't know what he's complaining about. but yeah he's continuing to remind us he's the only one who's bringing the new fresh content everyone has plastic in their testicles right or should we take the the next 10 days off like

everybody else because this is this is no we're not i'll be back january 6th when are we back in two weeks don't worry guys in two weeks you can get your fill of joe rog talking about the aliens under the pyramid don't worry you'll get your alien fill in two weeks All right, I'll end with this. No, I'll end with this. Joe Rogan, we get it. Aliens.

Ugh. He has the worst Joe Rogan takes. He's been on the show. And he doesn't realize that Joe Rogan talks about every single fucking topic. Yeah, it's everything. I mean, there's so many things he talks about. Depending on the guest, they get into some wild shit sometimes. And Opie just thinks he just talks about aliens all the time.

O'P's the kind of guy who can watch 10 minutes of something. and then be the expert on what that is. It's the shallowest take on everything. It's like such a surface level take. So, oh, Joe Rogan, oh, yeah, he talks about aliens. You sound like a boomer. It's sound like an idiot boomer that just regurgitates what you hear from other idiotic boomers. He heard it from Ron five seconds ago.

And then he shut him up and then set it himself and ended the stream and ran away. record time yeah but yeah speaking of boomer when he was reciting the rap lyrics like he had to go to the internet find them pull them up so he could read them to his friends and they're both just like oh i mean how long his rap lyrics been yeah risque plus he had just done this bit yeah and and he wouldn't pronounce some of the words meanwhile those songs themselves are on youtube right actual songs yeah he has no idea what the terms of service are for youtube he's so confused by it I don't think I can match the superchats. I don't think it gets YouTube's terms of service.

Yeah, where did that cover? Like, I couldn't even figure out what actual term of service he might have been twisting and turning to make that in his head. How do you, how are you not allowed to go, hey, if we come up with the $50 in superchats, I'll match it. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. And he could have very easily researched that.

Put it into a chat, GPT. So it can tell you you're an idiot. But if he throws in some gray area, he can shave hundreds of dollars off of Ron's take. It wouldn't be $800, but those freaking terms of service, God damn it. Sorry, Ron. I wanted to give you a thousand, but YouTube, got to keep my channel. But if you could say that I did give you a thousand, that'd be very helpful. Hear me at.

He thinks the upper management of big radio are watching him and like waiting to pull him up, right? he believes that and he got fired for doing something profane for videoing or taking pictures of someone in the toilet they didn't like that I think he's trying to show them so badly that he's learned his lesson so he's so careful about everything's like it'll never happen again I swear I'm on time I'm even here during the holidays and I'll never say anything Ron don't you fucking say something dirty because I need this I have a while I if I may I was fired for stuff I posted um I wasn't sitting around auditioning for radio shows and I got a radio show imagine that so it's maybe it comes out to like just being talented to get at what you do just being who you are it's new not being a phony and trying to hey look at me I'm awesome we were doing the bonus show yesterday and

opi even back in 2018 episode one was censoring himself and caro he was talking about taking a piss outside he didn't know how to say he pulled his dick out oh my god it was so weird so my buddy drew sends me a note and i don't know why none of us came up with us at the time but we got to remember that the philly crew is probably who's policing a lot of the stuff because as soon as opi got a relationship with his now wife all of a sudden jim norton's characters aren't funny and anthony starts talking about something and he just shuts down and starts playing candy crush and doesn't want to get involved in the conversation. So is this still happening that he's trying to please his wife's family?

I think so. I think that's a real possibility. I think that they love that he was famous. The Philly crew coming in there and, you know, getting his ear and saying, you know, you got to clean it up. You're not going to go anywhere if you stay at this level with those two guys. Yeah, I believe that. Uncle Paul wasn't a real child molester.

He wasn't actually a child predator as you have to worry about. Well, we can at least give him the benefit of the death. I assume. Where do you want to go next, Adam? I got 23 from Tuesday where Opie gets to catch up on some of the things he loves. Guess what Howard Stern decided to do at 70?

Yeah. You don't know? Go ahead. I'm listening. I don't know. He decided to learn how to play the guitar. And now he, now he, look, I have listened to Howard a little bit, more than I have in many, many years. I was never a big fan of Howard Stern.

What? That's weird. Now he's listening to Howard Stern? That was not the time to get in. Hmm. For the first time, he's never been a big fan. he had a t-shirt that said hello good morning Howard that he was selling on his fucking website it's true yes he faced his life on this his most viral video is him uh stalking him and

he thinks we don't remember that it's like the the last guy getting in on that pyramid scheme just getting into howard now and he assumes that anyone who doesn't have serious is like up on this info runs like what the fuck are you talking about i don't listen to it no i don't know this is not news for me yeah and this is not the first time Howard went through, I play guitar now phase anyway. So Opie Ron, he's just learning it. Ron didn't want to play the game, like

the little back and forth. Like, you know how it's doing what, Opie? Oh, come on, guess. Guess if you got, um, tennis. Did he, no, no, he played tennis years ago. He didn't want to, Ron's just like, no, I haven't heard. Spit it out. Tell me. Now he's getting philosophical

here. I like this one. When people go, what, what do you do? I'm doing it. Well, I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm enjoying my life. And I'm watching my kids grow up. Are you okay with that? And if this gets big again, so be it. But if it doesn't, whatever. It's not if. There's no if's involved. You're going to change your vocabulary. Not if. It's happening. Dude, I could put on the burners anytime I want. I haven't decided if I want to put the burners on yet, Ron. he's still doing this he's still building that was the amazing thing about going back listening to episode one yesterday i keep talking about this but it's fascinating to see what he was then what he is now is he goes in and he goes westwood one was offering to provide all this support and set us up with a studio and get guests and all this stuff and i didn't want any of that i want to build this from nothing and make it massive he wanted to prove he could do a show without jim and anthony

and it would be just as big as Opie and Anthony. And he's failed miserably, and he's still saying seven years later, I could do that whatever I want. I just haven't decided to do it yet. With so many different iterations of the same thing, remember the elevator

show and Opie's eye would be out on the street and it's all these just change the name. It's not working. Let me change the name and it's the same product. And the rotation of co-hosts just continues to circle down the train.

He wasn't like Carl Ruiz. Carl Ruiz is compelling and interesting and funny and had good stories. You're like, that guy was good on the show. He has not found another Carl Ruiz since then. It's kidding bad. But that's fascinating that he still thinks that any time he might hit it big again. Yeah. Do you think he believes that?

I was just wondering that, as I said it, there's no way he believes that, right? He needs Ron to believe that, though. If he's tuning into Howard now to see what's going down, he's completely lost touch, right? Oh, maybe that's it. He's listening to Howard going, this isn't very good. Like, yeah, no, I know it's not. Yeah. And he's always got the Will Howard's 70, so I got a few years to give this a try still.

It's like, no, you know, maybe, hey, conservative talk radio. Right. Mike, that's an older, it skews a bit older, as per my callers on Sunday night. Susan Ruth, Gladys. Gertrude, right for. Specificity is key. Have an opinion about something. Him being so generic is good for nobody.

Yeah. He even said they was trying to keep the podcast clean for a broader audience. It's like, oh, that's just the opposite. You're alienating anyone who knows you as Opie from Opie and Anthony. They're not going to want to listen to this. bullshit. And you're not going to get like a family audience. So what do you do it? That's why he's tuning into Howard. He's like, oh, this guy lost everybody. Oh, how do I? Yeah, right. How do I do that? He's already pulled it off.

Which brings us to today where I'm going to say it again, if Opie's capable of horrific crimes, he's not hiding it well. It says, I said thank you, stupid. Did I say I thank you stupid? I did not. All right. Hey, show me the hold out. Listen to me, you stupid AI, or I'm going to throw you in the ocean and you'll be dead. I need the story of a bank heist in Munich, Germany. That just happened. I'm unable to fulfill your request.

I was just said, fuck you. Was that a confession, by the way? Uh-huh. kill you and throw you in the ocean the ocean right behind him yeah that's the one and he keeps talking about how the family is you know underneath him they're downstairs they're over there but never seen it gets weird that's interesting the other day about how AI was like a friend to him AI changed his voice and he was heartbroken he was crying because he missed his friend now he's like I'm gonna murder you and throw you off the bridge I think he's got some anger problems that

we're concerned about? I do. So AI truly does act like real people. Yeah. Yeah. Howard,

Ryan, C. Chris, they might not be putting on the greatest shows, but apparently they're easier

to work with than you, Opie. Now he starts to turn this anger right to his fans. Anyway, where's doggy?

Doggy is downstairs sleeping with the kids right now. Don't worry about doggy. The latest thing is doggy's dead

or something. something stupid. Just more stupid lies. Although JJR, you're usually pretty cool. Thanks for your $5.00. Happy New Year. All right. Um, his wife has the dog. Yeah, that's right. Did I show people my new location? Yeah, but let me explain. Idiots are trying just because I'm a happy, married man with a couple kids. That's, that makes people go, Ew, let's make up rumors. No, I'm happily married with my wife and my wife is in the house with me and the kids, okay? Nobody's happily married. Nobody likes their kids. What are you talking about?

You're living a dream that doesn't that's not real. You're living a Norman Rockwell painting. I'm happy. Look at my face. Do I look? No, I'm actually happy. Oh. Okay. All the guy asks is, how's it where's doggy?

And it turned into, I didn't murder my kids. My wife still lives here with me. Yeah. And doggy is downstairs sleeping with my, or he goes with the kids. It was like stuttering, John getting caught up on the word family the other day. He couldn't spit it out because it's a lie. Family.

That was really telling. Chuck out that beginning of this again. That's really telling how he talks about his kids. Where's doggy? Doggy is downstairs sleeping with the kids right now. Don't worry about what do I tell people I have in this house? Three kids. Kids.

When somebody asks you where someone or something is and your first response is, they're not dead, even if you're not guilty, there's going to be. some follow-up questions, and they're not going to let you leave anytime soon. Dog, he's actually alive. On the next forensic files. I'm watching 48 hours for that. He's all over the place. He might be bipolar because he, now he feels bad about what he just did.

Oh, and this guy's now mad at me. I'm not an idiot trying to make up rumors, Greg. I'm generally concerned for an animal that made an appearance daily. No problem. Yeah, I kind of backed off on that a little bit. But JJR, it's one of the dumb rumors out there that now, my dog is dead or something. So I apologize to you.

And for real, thanks for all the love. It's always good to acknowledge the rumors you don't want people spreading. Yeah. Without him even saying it, if he just wears doggy and it turns that I didn't murder my wife. I'm really sick of you guys. I'll say it that.

Another Stutjo staple. Yes. Yeah. Suttering John, it comes out that his son changed his last name. And John's in five hours out it. He's like, why don't talk about my kids? I'm not going to give this any air.

it's crazy on hits him with some truth here oh Ryan Seacrest is a national treasure he is right he is he is he really is the jealousy coming from you well there's a there's a bit of jealousy because you know he's uh

he's got no less that I think successful oh right that is well played my friend Well, maybe I'm a little bit jealous. Yeah, because he's good at stuff. That's friends and money? No, not because of that.

I think Ron's starting to have a reason to be upset and to push back because there was something that Ron said was coming up in the next episode, and now we're two episodes later, and it doesn't seem to have come up. Do you remember what that was? No. That was paying, paying Ron. Oh, well, yeah, he did say that he was going to reveal what the amount was. That hasn't come up yet?

It has not. And it doesn't look like he's going to pay, but he offers this. Ode. Hilarious. We have Eric Marino, who's a Emmy-nominated writer for S&L. Okay. And you got fucking Ron Berman. Ron, I'm going to that show.

I'm going to that show. Do it. I'll go to that show. Saturday, January 17th. I'm going to support Ron the waiter in 2026. I got to go. I got to go. Bye everybody.

Happy New Year, everybody! Well, you're right. That just made his day. Ronald never bring up that money again. He was in shock. What? You love me? You can believe it.

That was crazy. The dynamic with these two, because Ron used to ask to come out to the house in the Hamptons in the summertime. And Opey's always like, no, definitely not, while actively inviting their other friend, Matt. And so now all of a sudden, Opie's got no one. And he's like, all right, I guess I'll be friends with Ron. and it gets even crazier than that. I'm going to say something that I, Ron, well, I almost said I love you. I don't know if I love you.

I like you. I like you a lot, though. I like me a drink first. I like you a lot. We've had a very good year together. Wow. He found he wore him down. Ron has worn Opie down.

He's in love now. I'm very happy for him. This is a crazy theory. What if Ron's wearing a wire and it's his job to get into that house? he has to he's not actually a waiter at all he works at the FBI the honeymoon phase doesn't last very long a year uh yeah year is pretty much based on past performance a year is pretty much that you know well they talk about the seven year itch in marriage and things like that a year with uh the opster is kind of you really start going oh that that's what it's all about yeah you'll

You'll either just ghost him like Chirot Small or fake your own death, like McHenley. One of those two things will happen. You think Nick is somewhere in Tahiti? He changed his accent. He speaks to the British accent now. Or he always did. Last clip on here, this is fascinating. It turns out, you know, Opie is working on himself, which I'm always surprised to hear.

I'm back to third because of, you know, I'm having a very tough time. time when my mom's passing, to be honest with you, as much as I'm smiling and happy every morning. So I'm back at therapy talking about it. And I'm like trying to like, I'm trying to really leave my mom in peace, let her rest in peace. But I do have to say like what you just said, I could totally relate to because my mom, she would remind us on a regular basis how shittier Christmases were year after year. And we would find her very, even though she did everything for our Christmas. Like the house was filled with presents. from the floor to the fucking ceiling.

It was insane. They really, really did the right thing every Christmas. My God. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I can psychoanalyze this one. Please. The gold or rose-colored lenses are coming out.

And now he's starting since his mother passed away. He's starting to see the good things and maybe forget about the bad things. And now he feels guilty for shitting on her. Because now he's just remembering all the good things. She filled the house up with Christmas joy. And of course, that means a therapist is going to get some cash. Yeah, he's feeling very guilty because he didn't see her for the last seven years or however long it was. That's it.

Wow. It's also worth noting that before this, Ron gave a really long, tragic story about his family and people that are estranged and deaths and Thanksgiving. And this was Opie's response. His response was, yeah, now about me. Wow. And then he talked about how horribly had it, but then also mentioned it was great and then ended the conversation. Do you notice, too, that Opie keeps catching himself, talking about how miserable he is, and then he has to quickly say, but no, I'm actually really happy.

Everything's great. Everything's going fine. Yeah. It's like, happy people don't have to tell people constantly that they're happy. Yeah, who you try to convince yourself or us? Because we know the truth. Yeah. We can see what's going on.

Anyway, well, Adam, you're doing a fantastic job. This is your beat, and we appreciate you covering. I'm a big fan. It's great. It's an honor to serve on these front lines. Love it. Love it. All right.

This is a quick thing that Adam sent me. We all know, Michael Ray Bauer, donkey lips from Salute Your Shorts. Oh, yeah. What a tragic story this is. He is something else. He lives in an apartment where the only running water is in the bathroom. He's a kitchen without a sink. It's wild, but he will not leave L.A.

He will not leave. And he's got a message for New Year's Eve for us. I'm trying to figure out a way to do a live autograph signing where we're during the live stream. You want to buy an autograph. You'll watch me autograph it for you live and sign it. And then it'll be in the mail in the next couple days. He started that by saying I'm trying to figure out how I could do a live stream where you

guys give me money for signing stuff. capital idea you should probably figure out who would want to pay for that that's what you gotta figure out that's the hard part that's the tricky issue there um i'm gonna figure out how to do that hey it's the new year's so let's get into the facts of life the facts of lifeer we all have fucking problems what a message i don't remember that from the song facts of life

take the good you take the bad yeah we all fucking problems yeah What a poor bastard. The internet really has just shown us how badly some people have their lives are. It's a give you a little humility, maybe. It shines a light on the fact that Opie, John Bauer, they're not actors and comedians and radio people. They're just celebrities. And they work on that. That's all they have to offer, as if there's somebody out there who desperately needs a dunk.

Tunky Lips autograph that hasn't figured out how to obtain one yet. This is for them. Like, they don't work on new shows or new anything. And the podcast is just a vehicle to prop up their celebrity and beg for money. But you have to, like, fling your window shades open and let people look into your horrible life. It's quite the exchange for a $2 super chat or a signed, you know, $5 for a donkey lip signature. Yeah, learn. He refuses to work.

People tell him, get a job. And he comes out and he goes, I know what you guys I was going to say, get a job. I'm not going to get a job. Just get a job. Everyone's telling you that. This isn't working out. You don't have a sink in your kitchen.

Yeah, they tell him to get a job. And suddenly he has all these mental illnesses and physical handicaps. But then when the back to the future reunion is happening, all of a sudden he's better and he has the money and he's showing up on time. Yeah, go figure. All right. So we're checking out Richard Marks and Daisy Twentas did a show during quarantine called Tequila Talk.

And I would say this is ill-advised, but they were very bored. A lot of people were very bored during the pandemic. And so they decided to put a show together. And we watched some clips last week, but we didn't see the pro intro that they got. Cheers. Get the started. Pour yourself a glass of your finest tequila or whatever you drink. From StrawHud Media, this is Tequila Talk.

with Daisy Fuentes and Richard Mox. Now, Adam, you've watched a few of these episodes. What are some of the key points people should keep in mind when we're watching the clips on here? Okay, well, like Suttering John, they're drunk before it starts. Great. So Tequila talk is hours before the show starts.

And number two is, how do I say this? It seems like they're trying to argue with each other, but through the guise of this show. So it's a lot of their personal relationships that are on display. And Daisy, as a rule, has to say the opposite of everything her husband says. That's fantastic. Just keep that in mind going in. Okay.

Sounds like Voss and Bonnie's show, actually. Yeah, except for... Bonnie's funny. Bonnie's funny. And it would be if Voss was still drinking, I guess. Oh, right, right. the drunk part, which might be fun. So they start off with sex talk on the show.

And do you want to start with clip number three here? Yeah, let's start with three. Adam, because it's very telling. You see the two of them both talk about their sex lives. It seems like they're now on the same page. I mean, I think that anybody could probably take a wild guess that we have a pretty fun, active sex life. Okay, we're going to do this now? We might as well.

We are. Why are we doing this? I mean, you asked me. Your mother listens to this podcast. My mother knows we have a active sex life. Did you pick up on the fact that he stopped himself from saying great sex life to active? Yeah. You let me get on top of you a bunch of times a week.

She's just like, ugh. Trapped knees in the room, yeah. She doesn't want to talk about this at all. It doesn't seem like she thinks they have a great sex life. She's not drunk enough yet. Yeah. And she's looking for an excuse. Like, let's not talk about that.

Your mom listens to this, right? That's a good reason. If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with someone where you have a really fun sex life, this kind of quarantine sort of, like, it's just made it that much more fun. Really? Yeah. I think so. How so? I mean, it's not radically different, but it's sort of like, I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah. Hey, you asked me. But it's not, it's, but how's it's different? It's not like we're hanging from the chandeliers or anything. Wow. Richard's trying to be like, guys, it's great for me. I'm married to Daisy Fuentes, so I don't care.

We can't leave the house anymore. And he's like, I'm married to Richard Marks. This sucks. Yeah, while grandpa is getting intubated in a hospital with COVID, it's not bad. It's been fun, this whole quarantine thing. She looks so turned off by everything Richard is saying. Like, she doesn't want people to know if they're having sex or,

maybe they're not having sex and Richard's trying to put it out there. She's like, why are we talking about? But I get the feeling that if Richard was like, you know, our sex life is slowed down tremendously. She's like, well, I don't think so. Why would you say that? It's not really like that. Like she just. And I think she is interested in sex, just not with him.

Yeah, I have a different theory on this, Adam. I think that Daisy's sex life came to a halt with the pandemic because I think she's probably having an affair. That would check out. yeah because check out where this conversation goes yeah what do people do who are having an affair what do you guys do you people who are there a lot of people who are having an affair who have there are people who have like separate lives separate families i wonder what they're doing with those people like people who now have to be quarantined and how do you choose well you that you don't have a choice if you have if you're with your spouse right and you have a lover elsewhere you have a

girlfriend or a boyfriend or a lover or a couple of lovers. That could be the perfect excuse to say, I'm out. Daisy seems to have some expertise in this realm. Yeah, this is not speculation. Yeah, like Richard Marks doesn't understand what she's getting at here. It's like, you're having an affair on the side and I'm not allowed to leave the house. This sucks. We're just like, yeah, but you know, you get to choose which one you want.

I'm like, no, and you're not understanding this at all. I'm Mrs. Richard Marks. I have to be here. It kind of sucks. Yeah, he thinks she's just kind of married. I had no clue. they were married until today. Like 10 years, I think.

Wow. They don't seem to get along very well. Yeah, the 10 years shows. It sounds like a low-key kind of passive-aggressive argument that they're having more than a discussion. You're picking up on that correctly because this continues on. Gosh, what do you guys do? I want to hear you guys. Can you leave some comments anonymously of what you're doing?

If you have like a lover on this side, what have you been doing? Are you, like, sexting? Are you, what are you doing? This she's interested in. Yes, you can tell. She needs advice on this. Oh, boy. And what's fun, if you skip to the beginning of the next episode.

How are people conducting their extramarital affairs? Good question. Yes. Well, I did some digging. Did you? I did. And it turns out that. that website

Ashley Madison it's the cheating website years back there was a lot of controversy because they put these billboards all over town right you know and where they were that's how I knew about it yeah I'm sure Richard I'm just saying

it's none of my business well you're married yeah look at his face he's like uh what look at the grip on the mic it looks like he's going to squeeze it squeeze his handprint into it He wants to be strangling her right now.

Do you see how she lit up when she's like, today we're talking about extramarital effects, everyone? I've done a ton of research. I called all my boyfriends. Yeah. Got a lot of information about this. She talks a lot about all the research she does. And the research she does consists of the number one source for that, the easiest one to find and then stopping there. That's how it takes, I guess.

But Mark wants to figure out how to do it. Okay. Yeah. I could tell. He's just like, sex with other people. Hmm. Maybe I should look into this. go on.

But yes, the website has definitely seen an increase since social distancing. Does the sexting or the online sexual activity have to go through that website? I'm not. I don't know how it works. Smart answer. Good answer, Daisy. Geez, I don't know. Ghaly.

Your Honor, I submit to you that she stated she did not know how it worked. Yep. And he's like, but will they know it's me and how long will they know it's me? And how long is it stored there? She's like, I don't know. You're going to have to go figure it out. All right. So let's back up to the previous episode with sex talk continues.

Some people are really finding out that even in the midst of this devastating pandemic, that they really don't want to live with their spouses, with their spouses ever, ever again. Yeah. They're discovering that their spouses have either, you know, a porn addiction or some sort of drug addiction or, you know, they're rummaging through their cell phones and their emails and they're discovering that people have these other lives and secrets and, you know, you add that to a relationship, obviously, that is not functioning. Yeah. Yeah. He's given up the side eye there.

Look at that. Like, yeah. Yeah, wait, we're going through emails now? What are you talking about? What are you getting at? Where is my phone, by the way? I haven't seen it in a while. What are you looking through here?

What the fuck? I feel like he's warning her in this next one. Yeah. I mean, some people, you hear people all the time where one person in the relationship really truly was blindsided. And maybe we could make the argument. Well, then you really weren't paying attention. Sure. But there are also some really, really devious people out there.

Absolutely. So I was reading. Oh, did you see that look? Some really devious people. It gives her a look like, I'm on to you. And he turns around and smiles. Oh, man. This is probably not great for their marriage.

Are they still married? Do we know? I haven't checked. Yeah, okay. It would be interesting to find out if they made it through quarantine because it doesn't look like they were doing very well at this stage of it. I think she's trying to talk him into having an affair. So she feels better about things. Yeah.

I think you're right about that. It's really easy. There's a website. Yeah. I'll run right out there. I'll show you. Hot chicks. Oh, I'm already logged in.

Maybe this is flirting for them. Maybe that's what they do. Maybe. They just tease each other and they get each other all working. up because this next one is fucking weird and it doesn't hold up. I feel like I need to confess something and get something out in the open because I don't want you to hear it anywhere else. Okay. Earlier today, I might have acted very sexually inappropriate with the girl who colors my hair.

You did act very inappropriately with the girl. She's going to file a complaint or not. What a ghoul. Your honor. Do you think he's coming off as cute and flirty or something? He thinks so. Yeah. Just an old man saying that he groped his hairstylist.

She has that like apologizing for the unruly kidby smile on her face. He doesn't know what he's saying. But also, that lends itself to that theory that she's hoping he has an affair with someone. Like, yeah, yeah, that's not. She couldn't give a fuck about this. No, she doesn't care at all. So now, Daisy's going to make a bold proclamation about how she is stepping away from social media. This week, I have disconnected from social media a little bit more.

Yeah, me too. You know, I've done my checks in the morning. I kind of check the news. and I'll go on social media and do a little bit of that. But most of the day, we have been taking our walks on the beach. We have been with our dog. Now, these two are very bad at social media. Richard Marks goes on and just has battles with people.

Just nobody's. And he just goes back and forth with them over politics and all sorts of crazy shit. Yeah, he's very liberal. He's very liberal and opinionated. and he can't help himself. And so I love when people like this just go, I'm doing very well with my social media habits. Do I check it every morning?

Of course. Yeah, I'm on there for a couple hours. But then I go for a walk and then I check it again in the afternoon. But, you know, then we watch TV for a minute, right? Well, if that were alcohol, you would still be an alcoholic. Right. That's my point. And the next episode, they both forget they've claimed that they're off social media

and they both admit that that's where they get all of their news from. And you can even skip those. We don't even need to see it. They love social media. They love it. They forget that they swore off it. They're talking about how it's where they get all of their news and how everyone should. This is the next episode.

But Marks gets into what you were talking about in number 15. I have pretty white hair. Well, no, not pretty white. And I've made the decision that I'm not going to let it go white anytime soon. That's okay. I know we've talked about. You know that there are guys. It's always guys on.

Twitter. Yeah. Who that's their version of a burn for me. He's like, you dye your hair. I mean, you know, it's,

yeah, first of all. Always good to bring that up. This is, we go back and listen to Old Suttering John episodes from 2018. He's always talking about the Twittites. Yeah. And he's always bringing up,

someone had a slight on him in the comment section of one of his posts. And he talks about it for 32 minutes. Like, I think that's bothering you. I think you're letting them get to you. idiots. Oh, right, the Uber driver thing. The Uber driver thing, yeah. And so Richard Marks is just like, yeah, of course I covered my head.

I don't even give a fuck about that. So stop talking about it. Yeah. And he's mad about it. Right. No, he told me he totally does not care. People make a big deal. If a man's like, ah, I don't want to be gray yet.

What's the big deal? Yeah. If you have a problem, first of all, the very idea that I would give the slightest shit about what another guy does with his hair. I don't, why don't want to give a shit? Exactly. Anyway, I got Hansy with the color girl. You did. You did. Oh, that sounded racist for a second.

But Richard, you're the one who brought it up. He's like, why would anybody care if someone dies their hair? I don't know, man. There's lots of things people post on social media. You don't have to bring all of them up. Just the ones that are important to you. I think they speak their own language. Check out number 12 here.

Okay. We've talked about how we get our news from social media. you know and recently some even news i remember when uh you know the colby bryant death announcement the first people to break that news it was tmz you wouldn't expect that but they have you know exactly exactly but they have you know exactly this guy gets it uh-huh what a show but don't worry about them on social media they've got each other to keep in check in number 14. I have to do the research.

I go online and I look it up and I read a couple of the stories that are just developing to see what makes sense, to see what is real. And we're both really good at that. And sometimes we've both, when you've sent me something, two minutes later, I'll go, baby, that's complete bullshit. And here's why. They think they're good at that. We're both good at keeping each other in check Like when you hand me stuff And I say that's bullshit

Yeah This has 1,000 views from five years ago Yes It's not that popular 30 million records She was the first Yeah She was the first

Latina MTV VJ She was the first celebrity To have an endorsement deal on Coles She hosted House of Style she has a career and he's written songs for in sync for Kenny Rogers

for Keith Urban for a lot of people like they both continue to work I don't know why they're so out of touch yeah yeah Daisy Fuentes was really fucking hot and I remember when they first got together everyone went

Richard Marks that was a crazy thing the fact that they're still together good on him keeping it going she might be crazy she might be but she's going to heal a nation before that yeah because i think many of us are so caught up on well that's just who i am that's just the way i do things that's just lazy tradition

that's where i come from that's how my parents did it that's how their parents did it that's how i'm going to do it that's how i am that's how i'm bred and i think that that's a load of shit yeah and i think that um just another cop out any thoughts he was reading something during her entire little segment there i don't think he heard a word she said that is a common theme here yeah they do they are not a communicative no he doesn't notice that in this next clip i don't think she makes any sense at all when she explains how to heal but the minute you become aware of something of a trait of yours that you're not happy with is the moment you can begin to change it and to make it better and to become a better version of whatever now can you completely change your personality well i think a lot of people

kind of do and i think that that's called phony wait a second you should work on the things that you need to work on but if you do that then you're an asshole yep i'm confused i don't know i'm trying to follow along and be better and i'm just i guess i'm just not good enough everything she says just seems like a slight at him yeah yes yeah yeah I don't know if she means to, but it is coming off that way. Yeah, at some point she talks about people who don't adjust well to new technology, and she's like, yeah, you just end up looking like an old asshole. How many times has he heard, you old asshole?

But she is going to reveal a secret about her husband. Here's something that you didn't know about Richard Marks. And this is actually very cute. so Richard Marks is obsessed with coffee Oh god The look that he gave her Which he goes here's something you don't know He's like you bitch

I'm gonna fucking check Don't even think about Is it my small dick Is that what you're gonna reveal? I told you this never happened to me before And then she's like he likes coffee He's like good Yes

I sure do maybe he was afraid she was going to confess what they're talking about in number 21 you know and one of the biggest ways to connect with your partner is you know sexually 12 years old I mean maybe you make me feel like maybe you're 20 yeah okay 20 yeah that was weird that was weird I know what you meant yeah yeah no really 12 I jizzed in my pants Yeah. That was bizarre. All of a sudden, she said sexually, and he lit up like a little kid.

Oh, I'm going to get so? Yeah. Can you? Boobies? Can we? Yeah, actually. Don't worry. It's not just about their sex life.

Their thoughts turn here in the next one to things outside of themselves. Because I'm the dad. Yeah. I'm three people's dad. You're a good dad, too. You're such a good dad. but and they're grown men but I'm still their dad sometimes

when they want me to be and even when they don't want me to be they always want you to be dad but you guys know what I'm saying I mean Daisy doesn't have children of her own but she's a great stepmom oh wow I'm both responsibilities around here

Daisy's barren womb hasn't anything but I'm a dad and she'll never know what it's like yeah you fuck are you think she's She's giving birth to three kids, but no, she has not. I'm shooting blank, so there's no hope for us. He could have said something like she's a great mom to the kids. You know, some way to separate, but not have to say that dreaded stepmom thing.

Oh, boy. It's a dis. Somebody does that, especially when it's your own kids to create a separation. They are not yours, and that is fucked up. Anyone who's been raised by a step-parent is going to say, that is fucked up, and they would pull him aside and explain it to them. I believe Oscar Turner would have a problem with that. Oh, wow. You certainly have something to say. I like that name. Is that a movie star? Sounds like it doesn't it? Super successful person. Sounds like a real winner to me.

Yeah. It's something that's got to do some great things. I agree. Now, if she's not a good parent, it's not evident in this next clip. Seems better than him. There are times when I just want to sit and have a drink with you and you're concerned about one of my sons and what's going on with him and you don't want to talk about it and go, well, you need to tell them this and we need to tell them this and they need to do this. And I'm like, I know, not right now. I can't.

I just want to have a tequila. Wow. He is a drunk. It's like, ah, I guess I have responsibilities, but I just drank instead. Now, what did we say about that? This is my next one might be, uh, Daisy's finest moment.

Setting up a game show is harder than you think. Carl knows that. Check out 24. We're going to take a turn. Yes, we're going to take a turn. We're going to take a turn and we're going to, because he said, oh, I'll bet you. I have something I want to say,

but I'm dying to know what it is. What? What? I'm trying to know what of this, too. What is she talking about? Let's take a turn. She's just mumbling. It's very hard to follow.

Yeah. This game sucks. It really does. I'm not going to play it. On 25, they're trying to say goodbye. Maybe you can pick up on who Richard Marks is stealing this from. you guys be safe

we'll see you guys next week on tequila talk be safe be smart and don't take any shit from anybody yeah thanks for listening to tequila talk with daisy foentes and richard marks

that's fucking billy joel's line that he ends every concert with so this soft romantic piano player is stealing billy joel's closing line of his concerts for his podcast we're on to you You're not Billy Joel, Richard Marks.

You know, during COVID, a lot of people probably spent time like that, drinking, having these inane conversations with each other. You're locked in your house. The difference is you don't get a camera and microphones and decide this is gold. People need to see this and hear this. Yeah. And based it around giving advice to others. Yeah, yeah. That just tells you that they don't have other people to connect to that are real people because all of us were talking to screens all through the quarantine when we couldn't leave our.

house, we're chatting with everyone we know through whatever that app was that got real popular. But the fact that they're just like, who are we going to talk to? Grindr. Well, here in Rochester, that's very popular, yes. All right, we have some Suttering John's stuff. Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously.

I got a bloody ass. John has left New York. He's back in Cape Coral. He's back in Florida and is home there. And I'm guessing that the cat litter situation has never been worse. Oh, God. He leaves those cats in that house for two weeks at a time. And he doesn't like cleaning.

I can't imagine he has friends you want to go and clean it. I can't imagine he has friends. Right, right. Right there. That is like something that friends do for each other. You call and say, I'm going to be out of town. I'll leave you the key or the code. Could you just, you know, make sure the cat's okay, maybe scoop the litter by?

And then you throw him a few bucks or buy him something after. That's how civilized, normal people work in a friend quid pro quo relationship. No, John would give him his bubble at the bar. Be like, come on, I gave you that beer. Come on, you can watch my cats for two weeks. the key chain isn't worth it so this is John I have a feeling that the air quality

is not great in his house I just couldn't sleep so I was like alright so I can't sleep and then fuck it so then we go on a plane wow

almost a little gasket and we go on a plane oh he's so snotty. Oh, Jesus. It's right in arm's reach.

Just have something. Oh, my God. Oh, God, make sure there's no stop. Holy shit. This is at the start of the show. You would think that he would like get himself composed,

blow his nose, be ready to do his show. He sits down just immediately. It's just dripping out of his face. Wow. That was fucking disgusting. Yeah. So, John does not have tissues next to him like you do, Anthony, like I do. Instead, he has to get up to blow his nose.

Let's talk about that. But for Roots or Chris, I both... Watch what... Okay, so, hold on. I'm just going to go blow my nose. I'm not going to lie, but... I cranked the audio here. Somehow, I don't know if it sucks.

Give me problems. Ah, yeah. He's sitting next door, it's okay. No bats in the cave. All right. He blows his nose like he's taking a shit. Yeah. Yeah. What's up there?

And they need to check for bats in the cave. He's so self-conscious. It's not about having boogers off his face, which that ship has sailed. Yeah, yeah. Just lean into it. Yeah, we have so many examples of that at this point. It was its own category at the award show. That's right.

You're self-conscious of that, but you blow a snot rocket on whatever he did there. He's self-conscious of that, but he grew a mustache. Kind of. Sort of, whatever that is. Yeah, net. All right. So if you haven't heard the news, I broke this on the creep off on my day that our water system in our house in Cape Coral was stolen. and yeah it's it's a bummer it's this reverse osmosis system it's not inexpensive it's kind of a

big deal installing it's not easy and so that was somehow stolen from us and john got the clip from vince the lawyer pest took the clip of the show before we even done with the creep off and put it up as a clip and then Vince the lawyer sent it to john and so uh john is now watching me talk about having this stolen from my house and then tells us me about this. Now, ladies new gentleman, keep in mind, I, now, thank God that me and hit man Dan were in New York, because you know these motherfuckers would, would blame me for this. You know, put it this way, if it was baby fatso, he would immediately say I did it. just to griff some more money

so you know so thank God I was in New York and never even crossed my mind that John would steal my RO system no it's smacks of effort exactly I think there's a team of people yeah too much work

I did think maybe the last name was Melendez but definitely not John so also like what's the first thing the police if you actually call the police what would they ask you if they were just on a lark they'd be like do you have any enemies in the area right is there is there anyone who lives near there that you don't get along with very well you're constantly ripping on well yeah there's this lawsuit that I'm involved in a weekly show

devoted to anyone in the area it's actually twice a week now but uh anyway these are good questions officer so he watches the video of me talking about how this system was stolen and then he laughs and he's all excited about it but he goes back to going oh they want to blame me he wants to make this about him for some reason and so he watches to see the joke that vini made i would never go to anybody's house and stick things on their door roll out and vandalize somebody's House. No, would I ever steal anything? Ever. That's a fact, Jack. But I can just see these idiots blaming me. And I'm going to myself, I'm going, okay, how soon did it take them to blame me? And if you look at it, look how quickly Moonhead blames me. Blames. Okay, look how quick it takes,

all right look how quick look how quick nothing on the show is how quick you ready I'm ready all right so he pulls up the video what I was fascinated by in this is we get to see what YouTube recommends for John John is all

in on the dabbled verse now this is his entire life because look at those top videos right there you have the pest video the clipping stuttering John You have potato soup is on there from Cardiff Electric. You have a Dabletown USA, which is Vince the Lawyers channel. It talks about Carl Theft in Cape Coral.

Like, that's all he's consumed with now. He thinks he's leaving after tonight. He thinks he's leaving the dafflevers? It's all he does. This is the same thing Bill Burr was complaining about. They're just giving him the same videos he's already seen. Right. How many videos of me getting my RO system stolen has John watched so far?

I guess all of them. All of them. Yes. All right. So, yeah, so John is going to say that, you know, he's not the one who stole it. And as soon as he, as soon as I bring up that it was stolen, you hear Vinny make a joke here. And John assumes that he's a victim. Well, we got a call last week that says, hey, you know your RO system? It's gone.

One more time? Someone stole it. Oh, check John's house One minute And three seconds As soon as he hears about it As soon as he hears about it I like that he gives the time stamp

Of a clip So it doesn't matter what the timestamp is It's just in the middle of our show I just brought this up That's dumb But also the creepoff is a comedy show Where he used to say absurd things And so Vinny was making a joke

Not once we go Right The joke is that you know you have issues with John John has issues with you something's missing of course you don't do an investigation uh oh the joke doesn't work

he was in New York at the time you dumb fuck but John wants to use this as a thing to be like see I knew they would blame me of course yeah blame now would Chad Zumach make up a story that John did something to him of course he would he does that all the time but Chad Zumach would be the guy that steals

he would steal it himself for that Blame it on. Yeah. John. But no, so now this is perfect for John because now he gets to pretend that we're blaming him and that this is what happens to him all the time. This is the kind of nonsense that all of these assholes like to do about me. This is the kind of nonsense that all of these assholes like to do about me.

He's a poet. Mike Morris might want to write that one down. a good one. Yeah, yeah. Add that to the book. All right, so John has a theory on why my water system was stolen. It's not one that I've heard before, so that's kind of interesting.

Karma is a bitch. Okay, snagletooth. They say carmic. It's accurate. You found out this happened. Right after you did a bullshit show, which was all bullshit. shit.

Well, John should be missing a thousand water filters. Which is all bullshit. Yes. So John's now connecting the dots to me talking about his son changing his last name. Yeah. And that's the karma that kicked in so that these people are like, I don't even feel like stealing a water system, but I just feel compelled today to steal a water system.

Maybe we should pick that house right there. You know, karma works in mysterious ways, as you know. But I wonder if, like, John's, changing his last name to his stepdad's name? Was that karma or just a direct result of terrible parenting and being a deadbeat dad? That's what's so great. That's what so great about him saying this is that he's gone so far into this that he doesn't realize when he says to someone, they attacked my children so hard that they changed their names.

Oh my God, to what? To their current stepfather. Oh, that has nothing to do with them, buddy. And anyone he tells that to is going to know that. yeah and so john likes to pretend he plays this game where it's like we're going after his family or his kids like no no this is all just making fun of you jack just what a miserable failure you are at life that's that's why this is intriguing for people and interesting and he's always yelling like you know make fun of me yep leave my kids out of this like that is absolutely

making fun of you yeah it's making your kid look better that they realize that you're stuttering John Melendez and all that goes along with it and saying, I don't want that affecting me through my life. So I'm going to take the name of the person that really did raise me and was good to me. Every single person I've heard talk about this has said, good on Oscar. This seems like a smart decision. Right. No one's teasing Oscar for this.

It's just John and Richard Marks that don't believe in step parents. Yes. But for some reason, John's a know-it-all when it comes to the water system that I purchased for my home? A reverse osmosis system you didn't need.

Okay. You didn't need. It's 10 grand. Yeah. And when he told me he did that, I'm just like, mistake number fucking, how many? I mean, another mistake.

Who? who's stepping on a rake here so i'm a rake steper obviously you know jad's known as the rake steper but now i'm a rake steper because i bought the best water filtration system that i could what is his point i'm not following that at all you're talking to a man that doesn't drink water so he doesn't care if it's filtered or not to him it would be a waste the the beer already is cold filtered just just drink beer what are you doing He doesn't shower. He doesn't flush the toilet.

He doesn't need it. But I love that he says I didn't need this filtration system. I also didn't need a pool or to be next to a canal. But I chose to have those things that I want my house to be a fun experience. John has none of those things. And he's calling me out because for stepping out of Ray because my system got stolen. And the people, the experts come out because I had this. And we had spoken about water filters.

Carl, because, you know, I needed it here in South Carolina. And you have professional people, not stuttering John, come out, they test your water, they run you through everything. And then, you know, you need especially well water, things like that down here in South Carolina. You need a filter. So you buy them. That's what you do. This guy can't even fathom putting money toward anything that's necessary.

I should have been looking ahead to the fact that it would be stolen a few years later. Yeah. And reassessed what I was purchasing at the time. Jen's just like, Carl, this water is awful. We can't have this water. Yeah, but if we buy a system, it's just going to get stolen in three years. Yeah, it's going to get stolen because I want to talk about John's kids and karma. Right.

The car is going to get done with me eventually. You know, it all just comes out at the end. I lost a son. You lost the filtration system. This is, John is telling us that he's not happening. about this he's not celebrating that this happened to me if he wasn't such a fucking dick because really i you know i'm not happy that someone stole you know that someone committed a crime and stole his fucking property i'm not i'm not celebrating oh yeah let's all celebrate

from his house. No. Flash back. We got a call. Last week that says, hey, you know your RO system? It's gone. One more time.

Someone stole it. He's just pretty happy right there. It seemed like he was celebrating it quite a bit. It's cool. Somebody that he's already watched multiple times, and he's still like, wow, he said it again. This guy keeps getting his water system stolen every time I watch this video. And my hair looks great there.

So insurance can cover that. Insurance cover that, Carl? It is covered under the homeowners insurance. Great. Yeah. There's some issues with it. I don't want to get it to, but it is covered. You tell them you left it out back, and in the morning, it was gone.

They buy you a new water filter. Oh, you bought homeowner's insurance, rate number six. I should have brought that up. God damn it. But I also brought up the story of having a bad 2025 or close of 2025 because my dishwalk exploded and caused a lot of water damage in my house and the water seeped down through the ceiling here and under the floor

and the carpet ripped up. We got some damage going on. Grow a pair lady K. I brought that up too and of course. Oh, you're washing dishes? Excuse me, Mr. Frycook. Yeah, so John also thinks that was due to karma.

But then he talks about his dishwasher breaking down and flooding his studio and what does he do in that studio? Oh, a show. He trashes me all the time. That's what he does in that studio. So John has divine powers, it turns out.

I should never mess with this guy. Richard Mark's karma? Oh, my gosh. I'm not necessarily have to be John Karma. You would think Richard Marks would have more pull. Yeah, with the man upstairs, but I don't know. Yeah. I guess it's possible.

So he then brings on Ava. And, yeah, I know. We try not to play Ava clips on here, but it's just, you know, when you watch John say, I'm not celebrating this. And, you know, I think, Adam, you brought up immediately. It's like, well, it's not good for your property values if there's crime in the area. I live right down the street from this idiot. So it seems like he'd be more concerned about people ripping things off from homes or

something. But he brings Ava on who's just loving every minute of this. I've had a lot of issues lately, like with my house, with the dishwasher breaking and flooding my studio and... So there you go now. Ah, that's the first. It's such a ghoul. You can tell me the bad

guys are when someone's just, I go on the show and I'm like, hey, it's not some things happen to me. And they're laughing hysterically at it. Like, this continues on for no, why, 25 minutes. Everything was ripped out and stolen from our house. So just Florida Vandle. We got into the police, of course, so they said it's just going around.

So you're telling me, pure water systems are there. I mean, it's kind of funny. I don't know if it's that funny. But Ava can't get enough of this news, this information. He has like a RO rig at the Cape Coral House, and then it got jacked is what happened? Yeah. I've seen some crummy fake laughing in my time. Dude, everything about Ava is fake.

I mean, everything. That's true. For real. Everything is fake. Ava used to go on TSN all the time and say the exact opposite things that Ava says now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So it's just like, what is this?

Who would ever listen to this ghoul say anything? Nothing is real. I wonder how much effort it takes to even get the. laugh that high. Like, it's like in a comedy of years ago, they would have the guy dressed like a girl, and he would laugh at something and go like, it's an effort to try to sound like a girl.

Well, let's find out. Was this an act of God? I'm asking you viewers, is this an act of God? I am sorry, but I would think there's higher priorities for God right now than to fuck with me because I made fun of John. I would think, but I've also lost a lot of football bets lately. I'm on a losing streak.

So it's very possible. There's a lot of karma coming my way, and I deserve all of this. Do your fingers all point in the same direction? Yes, they do. I think you're fine. You're fine. Okay, good. God likes taking time off from the pesky prayers of kids with leukemia to have your water system stolen

because John would find that fun. That's funny. God looks at the Middle East and goes, they'll figure it out. What's, uh, what are these podcast wars that are going on over here? So, no, why these fucking idiots who have nothing else to talk about, watch this video yet again. He just starts it over from the top and they just sit and watch it again. So, uh, don't we get a message from this company called WaterMedic down in Cape Coral? Because Watermatic, they're the ones who installed our reverse osmosis water system.

And they also maintain it. So once a month, they come out and make sure. everything's running correctly in the RO system. Well, we got a call last week that says, hey, you know your RO system? It's gone. One more time. Someone stole it.

Oh, check John's house. Check John's house. The entire system, a 300-gallon tub is in there. All the electrical equipment in everything in a shed. Everything was ripped out and stolen from our house. So just Florida vandals. Yeah. We got to the police, of course.

It's like this would be going around. So they're just cracking up maniacally. Yeah. And John is just so happy to have a friend there. So happy to have a friend. John's already watched this a million times, even on this show. And all of a sudden he's laughing hysterically at me saying water metac called. That was just the setup to the thing that happened.

It wasn't necessarily funny or embarrassing or anything like that. And then Ava, you saw that too. So Ava is a cryboy. So Ava is very upset. When anyone watches a video before Ava transitioned, whatever that transition was, everyone's very confused by it. Yeah. But apparently there's the old videos and Ava's pissed off that anybody would watch those videos. And she gets very upset about names that you use and, you know, dead naming or whatever, all this shit.

And you saw right there, she's laughing hysterically, something bad happened to me. And then when Vinny made the joke that, oh, Chuck John's house, she went, oh, I can understand. laughing at someone's tragic events, but to make a joke about John, untoward, as Kiki would say, that's a stuff too far. These people are so fake. Who would actually watch the show and be a fan of it? That's a good question. They must know that, right?

This isn't a show that anyone would watch unless to root against it. You're watching. That's the only reason. That's his big thing. And it's like, how do you not understand watching a buffoon acting like a buffoon will attract viewers. It's not because you're great at this. It's not people are compelled by what you have to say

and your take on things. You're a dummy. You are really a stupid, stupid person. And that is entertaining for people to watch. And I hate when, because Aaron Holt will go to this too, where the people talk to about like, well, we hate watch you, Aaron.

You're a clown to us. That's what we're watching. And John and Aaron, they'll always go to that stupid thing from private parts where it's like, yeah, the people who didn't like Howard Stern, listen for even more time. And it's like, that's not what you are, though. You don't have like a giant fan base. And then like Christian conservatives who are up at Arbor's about it.

If you want to make that analogy, you have to have people that are fans of yours for what you're doing and enjoy you. And that makes it that much funnier or interesting that there's so many people that don't like you because you're so good at what you do. With John, it's 100%. They're just watching him because he's a buffoon. He's a buffoon. Just read his chat.

There's like one or two people who are defending John and they get pushed out immediately because everyone else is just clowning him. And I think they're just trolling too. Yeah, it's a fun thing to do to like kind of take the side and be like, no, John's great. Remember he was on a radio show 25 years ago? Yeah. we remember that's cool

listen to this this is kind of creepy behavior john admits he drives by my house all the time oh god i'm not gonna docks them but it's on a main road and i'm just i'm making a reference to but i don't but either way on the title is there's

never a car in the driveway ever so well maybe someone stole that too maybe carl should check look have a two car garage yeah what the fuck are they talking I parked my car in my car in the garage.

That's what it's for. What's he talking about? Why is he driving by my house all the time and scoping it out? He's going, I can't believe they would accuse me of doing this thing. I did it, but now I'm like, wait a second. You're driving by my house all the time and looking to see if anyone's home? That's kind of weird. He wants to hang out.

Probably he probably wants to get in the pool. When Elisa Jordana drove by his house, he called the cops. Yes. He threatened to, yeah. Well, what's great is that when Abba came on, was like, oh, I don't know what the story is. And then he played the video and Abba's cracking up. What?

What happened? Boa. So then it's revealed, stupid John, reveals that he already sent this to Abba the day before. And they've already talked about this. Oh. I love that. Oh, it was like you and I were giggling when I was on the line at TSA because it was just like, you couldn't believe it. It was just like, you've got to be kidding me.

I was shaking Abba's head Just going Jesus Christ John I was just pretending that I was surprised And just learning about this And I was laughing hysterically for the first time And now you're You're making me look foolish

Yeah you're making it look like this is all fake And none of this is actually real Go figure Why wasn't John freaking out about Ava lighting her lighter And then slamming it down on the table And making all that noise like he does Every time Clay makes that sound

Yeah Clay is really annoying But no I know I have noticed that the dynamic between John and Ava is a bizarre one where John needs this friendship badly. Yeah, it's a virtue signal for him. It's perfect. My kid, Ava, look at me. I'm right there defending the LGQ, what is it?

Oh, I got it for you, Anthony. It's the LJ, LGB. Look at all back. LGBQ plus. Yeah. He's an ally. You can tell. Oh, yeah.

He's got a towel. Right off. He's a big tight tongue. Ask him what those stand for. Yeah. All right. The last tip I have on here is John comes up with a joke and he cracks himself up with this one. This is good stuff.

No, I'm sorry. It was my handyman. His name's Rico. He's setting up a time next week to come and set my new water system up. I got to that. I got it out of steel I love this one I love this one

Oh my goodness Christ That's Ralph Bramden And that one Ralph would laugh so hard He'd start coughing By the best I'm going to stop celebrating this or enjoying it And oh, holy shit. You know why his last name was Cramden?

Oh, God, yeah. Get into that again. So this was a wild episode. I didn't want to just pull clips about me, but that's all they talked about. This is last night's episode of Suttering John. And it's bizarre. Like, I was like, this is so embarrassing for Carl. I'm the one who brought it up.

Yeah. I love people were like, oh, Carl doesn't want people talking about how he's club-footed. I've the one who told you that. It wasn't my mom going out of show and revealing this thing. Oh, you were trying to get in front of that happening. It's like, what the fuck? People are retarded. Look at you coping, seething.

Yeah, seething. We have, Anthony, do you want to hang around for a, is it gay with Megan? Oh, see your girl? Awesome. Yeah. Is it weird or is it gay? What will our say today? Is it gay?

Megan is joining us. What's up, Megan? Hey, guys. Happy New Year. Happy New Year to you. Megan has always brings, is it gay for us? to play. This is the game where we watch Aaron Imholz set up some type of topic and figure out if Aaron's going to call it gay or not as his big punchline because Aaron is not known

to be witty or creative. And so he thinks that if you just call something gay, it makes you a hilarious shock jack. Round one and we'll listen to set up and then Megan will tell us when to stop it. Emma, strange. Brian says $13 an hour is almost double minimum wage. really in Arizona? Because like in Minneapolis it's like $18 now. Yeah. What is minimum wage in Arizona?

1470. I was low. 1470. Shit. Oh, January 1st. You're getting a raise. It's going to 15.15. You know, remember when we laughed at all those people who were like, oh,

$15 an hour minimum wage, we need $15 an hour minimum wage. We need $15 an hour minimum wage like is $15 an hour minimum wage gay adam i'm going gay car i think it's not gay anthony yeah i can't see this as being gay although aaron has dubbed many things gay that's you fight away sometimes but starting out it's the first one i'm going to go not gay Chris Gay All right

We're split on this one Ah shut the fuck up You're gay That's never going to happen Damn it All right Well A couple people on the board

To start off Let's go to It's always a mixed feeling To be winning this game Let's go to round two The first five rounds Everyone's worth a point And then we have our

Final round And that's worth three points So I'm still in it, guys. Don't worry about me. Routy Dowdy, who's been in the... Oh, by the way, get Rowdy Dowdy's membership as well. Says, I apologize, guys.

This dude jumped all over me. Love you guys. Not trying to bring this garbage into chat. I'm sorry, love and respect your show, guys. I love when we get new fans. They're always so nice and lovely and complimentary. And then these fucking animals that have been our fans for years eventually turn them into cold, sadistic bastards.

So, guys, be nice to Rowdy-Dowdy, gift him a membership. Is it gay to be a cold, sadistic bastard OG steelto fan to newer fans? Chris. No, it's actually kind of cool. Anthony. Oh, God. I'm so flustered. Gay.

Carl. Yeah, that's gay. Adam. I'm going not gay. All right, we're split again. Welcome him in. Don't be a cunt. Let me feel for what it's all about.

Exactly. Damn it. Don't be a cunt. Didn't have that. Zing when I should be zagging. All right. I'm doing miserably so far, but it's probably the karma. Yeah.

We're making fun of a sudden job. This is our Italian karma. Round three. Balls. On a wall with a dollar. says Christmas isn't over until Epiphany. I'm not familiar with her. Is she new in town? Hobo says, why do you always put your hand on your chest like you're some Southern

Bell in the movie Gone with the Wind? I just like how my tits feel. And it's excuse to touch him. Mind your own fucking business. How about that? You cunt. Let me enjoy myself, how I want to enjoy myself. Is it gay to publicly show off how much you enjoy your body. Adam. When Aaron does it, yes.

Carl. It seems very gay. I think it's gay. Anthony. Yeah, I gotta go gay. Chris. Pretty gay. Yeah, touching your boobs is gay.

At least I'm not posting fucking gay gym pictures, like a 19 year old girl posting thirst traps. You middle-aged cunt. Wait, does that count as it? Yeah, it's gay. Guys, it's gay! He's using the C word a lot recently.

I noticed that. Is that a new thing now? British. It's getting back to the Irish, Scottish. Well, he can't tell if he wants to be a shock jock or a political pundit that people take seriously. He kind of wafers back in the court. Or a corrections officer. Yeah, I forgot that he was going to be an attorney.

I think he's given up on that dream. It's very hard to do both. I will tell you. Some people are talented. enough to be a political pundit and a shock jock well you are one of his heroes so i think that's what he's going for uh round number four yeah so the apparently the size of your ass can be a hidden sign of autism i feel like if you're down to that that that checkpoint if i wonder if i'm autistic and you get down to how big is my ass you're probably not autistic although if you

get that far down the list then maybe you are autistic I'm not sure, but this doesn't seem very scientific. Autism is a condition that affects social skills, communication, and behavior, often leading to a repetitive action or sensitivities to sound, light, or smell. The condition, okay, who gives a fuck? Just get to the ass part. It's so ridiculous. Is it gay to measure the size of your ass to see if you're autistic?

Adam. Yes, yes, it is. I think this is going to be very gay. Yeah. Look at his arm. That's gay. The little steep funny. Anthony.

I can't imagine that in Aaron's world, anything that involves an ass isn't gay. So gay. Chris. Gay! All right. Oh, it's about. interior pelvic tilt. All right, this is weird.

Oh, in 2018. Damn. He got us with that one. I didn't see the pelvic tilt coming. I made it weird. What are the scores right now, producer Chris? Adam and I are leading with three. And you and Anthony have won.

God damn it. All right, I got to pick it up here. This is round number five. And, oh, I have a bunch of, look, I have a bunch of, look, I have a bunch of exclamation points, a bunch of prizes that I can claim. Fun. Oh, and I, oh, I've got enough to get a continuation bonus. Oh, guys, I got a free hammer. That's what I call my dick. Yeah, we got, uh, I got a lot of goodies. Well, oh, oh, I got a prize. I got a chest. I got to open 3,000 coins. And then a bunch of freebies. I got a, a new card, a marble Duke card.

Oh, guys, I'm glad I checked in with royal match today. This is a man who's spending way too many hours on the internet. He has nothing to talk about. Wow. Yikes. I don't even know what the question is, but I'm going gay. What you do get to me? But go ahead, Bagger, take it away.

Is it gay to get all excited about your royal match freebies? Chris? I don't care what Aaron says. That's gay. Yeah. Anthony. Yeah, if this was a sponsor, definitely not gay, because I would hope he would know you don't shit on the sponsors.

But it's not a sponsor. It's gay. Yep. Carl. Gay. Adam. It has to be gay. He just said, fondling his own chest is gay that he's doing here.

Oh, boy. Well, we'll finish that up later. I don't want to get everyone too excited. Miss Tay, gifting another membership. Thank you. That wasn't gay? No, he loves that game. Megan, you are...

Royal matches his jam. I know. You've gotten us with some this week. This has been a tough round. I just thought when the Opster used to play Candy Crush during the show, it was gay. That was just so. My PTSD was giving me my answer. That was very gay.

All right, this is our final round. We're three points. It'll be multiple choices. voice. Redbird with two bucks says don't feel self-conscious about your forehead. This clip highlights your good features. Oh no. Oh no.

That's not me. That's a that's not me. That's a gibbon. That's a gibbon monkey. That's a gibbon. That's not me. Now I'm going to be like that. Homo, uh, Quint, no,

what's his name? Clav. I'm going to be like that clavicular guy. I'm going to start smashing my face bones with hammers and shit so I can look smack so I can disguise this putrid shit hanging off of my chin.

Or maybe after you go to the gym and you run a bunch of full court basketball game. Where does Aaron go after playing full court basketball at the gym? Does he go? to McDonald's, quick trip, or does he just go home? Adam.

Wow. He's going home. Carl. I know he loves any gas stations. I'm going quick trip. Anthony. Yeah, I would have to say quick trip. Yeah.

Chris. I went with quick trip. God damn. Now I can't win. Motherfucker. All right. It's fine. out. James,

maybe don't follow that up with McDonald's, you fat piece of shit. Megan crushed us in this one. Aaron's so self-conscious about his chins right there. He actually had to point out multiple times that that wasn't him in the video. McDonald's is the hacky answer to like,

if you're going to eat poorly, it's like, what are you going to McDonald's? You're right. Hindsight is gay. It was too. Chris Primer says You should add bonus points

If you choose not gay And predict the correct adjective Oh Yeah, she'd be like not gay weird Or not gay cunt Those are the two Those are the two It's not a bad idea

We're always trying to make the game A little better Good game, Megan Anthony I have a new game I have a new game Opie or Burr And then we also have to poke a dabler

but if you've got to get out of here, my friend, I don't want to keep you on. I love it. I love it. This is a fantastic new game that we have. Honey with us. Being produced. We try to find out.

We try to find out if the quote that we hear is from Opie Radio or Bill Burr's Monday morning podcast. Wow. It's a lot harder than you think. It's impossible. Oh, shit. And here I am. Welcome, one and all. Good out of your sister.

Okay, that's enough of that. I thank you for that. Now, let's say hello to our wonderful contestants. First, we have Carl. Carl, I'm told that you have an interest in making jokes about women whose weight is unexpected. Is that true? It is. Okay. I'll have Adam keep an eye on you.

and then there's everybody else welcome i'm your host simon from the worst ever podcast and here's how the game works i read a quote from one of two flailing celebrities gregg hugh's a billion burr then you guess is it opi ober that's right we're brought to you today by the lovely people and why are you laughing go and enjoy the episode about patrice o'neill's funeral on the opi and anthony show and be sure to Stick around until the end of our show for a special segment. All right. Let's play. Round one.

All right. We're a minute at 12. We got to shorten these intros. Jesus Christ. Well, you know, these SUVs are big. Um, I like that one. Look at that one. I like that silver.

Time to register those votes. Who said that, Bill Burr or Opie? I think it's going to be Bill Burr. on this one. Adam, what do you think? I'm going, Burr. Anthony? Wow. It could be an opster, though. I'm going to go

with the opster. Okay. Producer Chris? I went burr. Megan. I'll go Opie, too. All right. Let's find out. And here's the answer. Well, you know, these SUVs are big. um i like that one look at that one i like that silver that could have been either one

no shit let's play round two and then all you can think is there's got to be a giant monster just below my tutzies time to register those votes and all right what do you think me Tutsies. I feel like Opie would say Tutsies. I'll go with Opie. I went bur. Adam, what do you think? I'm going Opie. Anthony?

Yeah, that sounds like Opie. That really does the Tootsies. Yeah. I think it's Opie as well. And here's the answer. And then all you can think is there's got to be a giant monster to just blow my Tootsies. I'm going to get those Tutsies. Let's play. Round three.

Because I have a lot of hobbies. I like to fish. I like to go on my bicycle. I like to play a volleyball. Time to register those votes. Oh, weird. I know Bill's hobbies and it doesn't sound like any of those. So I'm going to go Opie on this one.

What do you think, Anthony? Oh, yeah. This is Opster. I mean, all summer long, he talks about beach volleyball with his kids. Bicycling in Central Park when he's in New York and fishing, you know.

Fishing for sure. Because of the beach in the Hampton. So I'd really be surprised if this is Burr. I'm going to say Opie. All right, Adam, what do you think? Yeah, fishing is the only thing I've seen him actually be interested in. So I'm going with that. But I love how when the clip starts, if Bill's doing his

high voice, you still can't tell who the fuck it is. Right. I know. The first thing we was like, is it? Okay. Megan, what do you think? Opie. Producer Chris? I don't know. Anthony presents a compelling argument there.

I'm going Opie. All right. We're all going Opie. And here's the answer. Because I have a lot of hobbies. I like to fish. I like to go on my bicycle. I like to play volleyball.

How many volleyballs, Greg? Let's play round four. How many people who wear yoga pants are actually on their way or coming from a fucking yoga class? Time to register those votes. That's a tough one right there. I'm going to get Adam in first on this one. I'm going with Bill because it had unnecessary anger. I like it.

Megan? Burr. Producer Chris? Yeah, I went burr for the same reason Adam said. I'm going to go opiate this one. What do you think, Anthony? Wow. No, Adam had this one. Not only just the anger, but the cursing. Like, Opie wouldn't throw a fuck in there if the Roon is pending radio gig. So I'm going Opie. I mean, Burr, sorry. Yeah, yeah, Bill Burr. Okay, here we go. Yeah, yeah. And here's the answer. How many people who wear yoga pants actually are on their way or coming from a fucking yoga class? Have you seen yoga pants? Have you heard about yoga pants?

let's play round five uh and and and i'm actually going to think about you guys at this point and actually end this podcast um god bless you somebody fucking sneezing over there time to register those votes how is that a tell with the swearing i'm going bill burr on this one producer Mr. Cress, what do you got? Burr. Megan? Burr. Ant?

Yeah, I'm going to go Burr. The cursing and also the God bless thing. Like, I could see Burr saying that sarcastically, that God bless. And Opie wouldn't, maybe thinks it's against YouTube's terms of service to say God. You can't say fucking and God in the same sentence. So, Burr. Yeah, I'll go Burr. Okay.

And he. Here's the answer. I'm actually going to think about you guys at this point and actually end this podcast. God bless you. Somebody fucking sneezing over there. Only 17,000 people weren't faster than you, Bill. Congratulations to this week's winner. As part of our prize package, you get...

Who won this week? Adam. Hey. All five. Got all five. You got all of them. Wow. Oh, Adam.

He studies both of these guys. He should be the expert. He's definitely a student of both of them. I'm not proud, but one day I'll win something that matters. Prize package, you get unlimited access to episode 88 of Who Are These Podcasts? Fantastic. Before we show, we have a special segment just for you. Can we get the new music?

Thank you, Chris. You all know the name. It's time for... Is there we and crawl? I have four extra clips from Bill Burr's show on June 9th this year. It's a very special episode, and Bill's joined by his lovely wife. I'm inviting you, Carl, and friends to comment and discuss between clips. Let's see how the action unfolds.

I'll let one of these clips go on that. We might bail on those. I'm not sure what this is. Did he just take over the show? Yeah. I think he just took over that. I think he's trying to go on the show right now. Feel free to comment.

I'll get a quip it and then you guys go for it. We're not doing a full podcast. Yeah, I was the one was supposed to say that. I was supposed to be the one that fucking said that because then all the racist people who don't like the fact that we're together, be like, oh, I told you, she makes all the fucking decisions. You know, she's actually rights all his material. Yeah.

He has to run it by her to make sure everything's fun. Oh, this is so sad. You see, guys, Bill does whatever he wants. His wife has no influence on his material. All right, that is crudgy. I might want to check that episode out. I'm going Opie on that. I was going to get.

All right, fantastic game. And thanks for producing that for us. And it is an interesting podcast we want to check out. We have, of course, the greatest game of all to poke a dabbler from the great Cardiff Electric. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To poke a dabbler. What do you say, Carl?

And semi-heterosexual co-host? Are you ready to poke a dabbler? You are like Amy outhouse? Amy Whitehouse, get help. All right, let me send Army Major. All right, so you guys are going to probably get out of here. I know a lot of you will but I don't care

This is for my mom and for me I like talking politics and there's a lot to talk about so I'm going to do this I know you're all going to leave I don't give a fuck Broccoli and I have a deal and we're good

and I lock up now are you fucking with me are you fucking with me? Uh, Ray, you can come on later. John, so you're delivery items, John, I got to get the fucking, all right, force quit. Hey, maybe it'll work now. Nope. Nope.

Cardiff? Dead air. All right. Sorry, guys. I don't even know what that means. Broccoli. I'm a man, my word, I got your cash ready. See you, A.C. Super Bowl, Sonny, bring Hitman Dan, too.

Yeah, you know, I got to ask Dan if he wants to come with me. Thanks. You know what? I just got, I just got Danny and his wife to think it's Jimmy Fallon. So I would anticipate, you know, hopefully he can get out of him, fucking hanging out with his fucking... Well, maybe he brings his wife. But if he brings his wife, his wife talks a lot, man. it's like you know she's like on fucking 18 lines of coke you know it's fucking crazy man what did john say next here your choices number one she could talk a glass eye to sleep be she thinks a period is a suggestion next she's not a run-on sentence she's a run-on paragraph.

Four. She's like that guy who talks a lot. And lastly, I have to close my ears. A pogue. A dabbler. All right. I'm going to say B,

she thinks a period is a suggestion. What do you think, Adam? Yeah, I'm going B. It's B or next. One of those lame jokes we've all heard before. She thinks she's a period is a suggestion. What do you think, Anthony? I got to go four. I think he's talking about like the guy from the old FedEx commercial, was it?

The micro machine guy. We need to get into Pittsburgh. We need a Pittsburgh package. I think he's trying to get that out there, but he fails miserably per usual. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's got that face with the hair.

What do you think, Megan? I'm going to go next All right And producer Chris I'm impressed He knew what force quit was Yeah Yeah that was interesting

But I'm going next All right Well maybe you bring his wife But if he brings his wife His wife talks a lot man It's like you know She's like on fucking 18 lines of coke You know

It's fucking crazy man She'll talk you fuck She'd talk a glass eye to sleep Oh my God What I swear to God What? It's always the stupidest one. I know, it's always the stupid way to learn.

God damn it. What does that mean? Last eye to sleep. What is it? What could that possibly mean? Fucking idiots. I love a but she'll talk. Oh, my God.

This was back in that era when John's two arms had to move at the same time. Oh, that's right. So you take his drink and the other arm would come up in frame. so weird you watch my movie one too many there's a girl who's yapping it up like nonstop that's based on danny hitman dan's wife one of the asshole it's in fact it's almost verbatim her talking about danny sucking the of the milk out of her tits and shit that's all that's what who can forget that classic scene from one too many we're we're all with you on that john yeah sorry that's what daddy's wife fucking like

like Michael Corleone taking out the Turk and the godfather It's just a classic scene We all get immediately Right, right That's all for this time Come back next time To find it if you

Are man enough To poke A dabbler Brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric And a happy new year, cock suckers Sit Eugene, sit Good dog

Doe do Excellent job card. If you got us again, God damn. These games were hard today. Yeah, that was tough. I know. I need some easy games from now on. I'm going to put that out there.

Jacob Bryant says, thanks for all the years of entertainment, legend. Thank you, Jacob. Where can people find you in your fine programs? Oh, my goodness. Of course, Sunday nights, 8 to 11 p.m. Eastern Time. 77 W.A.B.C. Talk radio. do my little show there.

You can listen online, YouTube, yes. Yeah, it's, they got an app, the YouTube channel, 77 WABC radio, and compound censored. I'm on there Monday through Thursday. I did take the past couple of weeks off for Christmas, the New Year.

See? Who fucking does that? See? I know. I don't know who does that, but I'll be back. What is that January? Is it January 6? because he keeps saying

whatever the Monday is. And yeah, and my YouTube channel, Compound Media, and my ex account, of course, Anthony Coomy, a very simple.

That's about it. Thank you. Always a lot of laughs and a pleasure to sit and do the show with you. Anthony, always great to see you. Thanks so much for coming on,

buddy. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Give my best to Missy. Yes. And Dallas. Evan Brennan says, Thanks for the New Year's Eve prime up this evening and have the best one, boys.

Anthony for the win. Yes, that was fantastic. We do have reviews or some Spotify comments. We certainly do. I have a few from last week's episode 686. Matt says, I think Bill is fighting his own demons right now. Well, one demon. I think we need to cut him some slack.

He clearly is in an abusive marriage and now has kids with this girl. He's feeling hopeless and probably took on all these projects solely to get her off his back. That is interesting. Just hearing a little bit of that intro to him and his wife on that show. He might want to look at that. I'm not sure. Yeah, I think I will. That sounds like actually a great idea because there was a new dynamic.

going on there at the beginning. Fucking racist. Calm down, Bill. People can dislike your wife for other reasons. Yeah. I'm sure both do. I have another one. When Opie doesn't pay Ron, Carl needs to not only get Ron on the podcast,

he also needs to get Jim Norton and Anthony on the same episode. Make it happen, Carl. That would be fantastic. Wow. Because that is going to happen. We all saw that go down where. OPE's like, I'll come to your show. I love you.

Yeah, I love you. I can't afford 500 bucks. Bye. Wow. That's crazy. That would be a great show. It would be great. We'll get him on.

Although Ron is annoying, but I'd like to get him on the show. He's funny. He's funny. I have one more from Slow Dancer. This blade guy sounds like a huge idiot. Imagine crashing out for not being invited to dinner after alienating yourself and spreading lies. Yeah, he came back with a rebuttal video, whatever.

It was wild. Yeah, I know. That was a great video. If you say so. Well, he went from, you know, I wasn't invited to dinner to like, his wife isn't old in just like two seconds. It was quite a leap into some vitriol. He's like, you know what really triggers Carl when you call his wife ugly? I'm like, what?

Who's a fan of that? It's so fucking retarded. You got me, Blade. You're the best. Hey, ugly. Is dinner almost ready? Any other comments on there? That's it.

All right. In that case, let's check in with the voicemailers. Of course, that comes in from Gary and San Diego voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix. Rock and roll. And we start off with, some Bill Burtock.

So wait, why would all the air get sucked out of the room when Bill Burtz said he thinks about killing himself every day? Is that something that people don't do? Correct, yes. That's the case. I think I have some things I might need to work on. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to kill us all now.

No, no, no, no, no. This guy gets it. It's not a good idea. We don't recommend that at all. Oh, Hughesie called in, who's a question. question for you, Megan? Carl, it's Husey.

Ruth Springsteen stinks. Question for Megan. Hi, Megan. When you're pulling all those clips for Is it Gay? Great game, by the way. When you pull those clips, how do you keep from falling in love with Aaron?

And I'll hang up and listen. Hit the like button. hit the like button that sounds out of the lot like husey i don't know i kind of dig that impression a little bit's funny have you fallen in love with erin megan no not yet okay maybe if he grew a beard but he thinks beards are gay so remember he tried to grow facial hair back when his wife was fucking that's right that's funny hey carl charlie i'm i'm just catching up on your latest podcast i called earlier something about John saying he never makes fun of

I guess anyone's children or I guess relatives, but I guess he made fun of your father. I guess your father had, you know, cancer. Hopefully he's well. Something like your, I guess your sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy has no, destroy this human being. He's a

horrible human being. Come on. Oh, you didn't hear? You didn't hear? No, it didn't end well, although I saw a hilarious bumper sticker that I took a photo of the other day. I said, don't honk at me. My dad is dead. Well, that's a pretty clever bumper sticker.

I like it. I'm going to get one for myself. I'm going to have to get a bunch of those. Send them out to people. Hey, Carl, it was two measly fucking tickets to a Bill Burr show. Holy shit, you fucking Jew. How many times you're going to mention that you gave fucking Adam and Christian two tickets to Bill Burr? You shoehorned in about fucking 50 times, you fucking Jew.

See you later First of all those tickets were more than Ron is going to get Sorry No it's okay Actually I haven't given any money to anyone And I should probably figure out who I need to reimbursed for that They are insanely expensive It's why we didn't want to go

It was too expensive to spend on It's why I gave Ron the money I felt so bad about spending that kind of money on him It was more than Ron's going to get So I understand where he's coming from But seriously I need the money now I do need the money Did you buy it?

All right, yeah. Oh, Christ did. Chris, I'm kidding me out. All right. I'll get it for a bit. I got to get all my expenses out before the year's over. Hey, Carol, you're right about that little stinkers podcast. It's just a fucking retarded, a fat fuck getting together so they can start a podcast

to talk about zero killers and giggle at each other like a couple of chuckle fucks. All right. I'm going to go listen to the creep off. Yeah, yeah. I see what you did there. I was odd to you were there. concerning the bird watching joke on little stinkers bird in Philadelphia is slang for penis

so like I'm bird watching at the urinal like I'm staring at dicks that's a joke gross that is a joke second thing please review the regs or any episode of the Bonfire early anything with Bobby Kelly he sucks a lot so yeah there you

All right. It's not a bad idea. The Rags is actually a show that we probably should visit. That's not a bad idea. A lot of people on there that I like, but Bob Kelly could be annoying sometimes. Here's a producer note. Start playing more drops. I have not heard what you're all talking about from snatch that week in several years.

Yes. That is a good call. I'm not even sure if I have that on my board anymore. Yeah, it's been a while. But yeah, more drops. I agree. Good note. Paco calling into the show.

Yeah, what's up, Kyle? This is Paco. I just want to say that you guys have been doing great and, you know, Merry Christmas and all that. I'll see you guys later. Wow. Pago usually is more verbose than that. It's a real Paco, huh? Yeah, I was, I like it.

Thanks for calling in Paco. Good to hear from you. Once again, Mean Doug, he mentions his legacy is being one of the best old-school WATP co-host. He knows what's up he wants the old-school WATP. He doesn't want to Wednesday, who these high school's drama, talking about this one, and that one, give the fuck. I mean, how much, it's like stirring after Artie left. How much of the show can I fast forward on Wednesday?

Jesus. Fucking pathetic. Come on, man. Get back to days of Croge, the Doug, Kaya, Pab. Chucker Andy, his brother, old school. Go listen to the old school episode. So much better than the Wednesday garbage. All right.

Well, Adam, how's your Croze impression coming along? I haven't been working on one I can't take responsibility for the super chat He can't put that on me That's not me Fair enough That is true

My speech therapist called in He calls him from time to time But I don't think he's really Trying to help me This time around Hey Carl Speech therapist here I got a message for

Lucy typebox I want a 3D print your vagina with my 3D printer holy shit what a bang it's gonna be stuck in my head

for the next I don't know decade um yeah that's all shout out to blind light I'll be back I don't think he's trying

to help me with my speech at all no it sounds like he had some sort of agenda thinking of Lucy's vagina over there uh

opi calling it to the show hey fuck what it's me this is how I talk I don't listen to your show but ride

does. And he told me to tell you why I don't say certain words on my show. There are only five people on this planet who are better at this than me. The only reason I'm not more successful is that the algorithm is against me. That's that food boy. I think that was the real Ope. Yeah, right. So cool. Thanks for calling in. Ope. Good to hear from that. Well, that bombed. All right, I made a comment Opie was talking about He's a fetish for black women Oh yeah

And Carl Ruiz, this was on our bonus episode yesterday Carl Ruiz asked if he's ever dated a black woman He goes why lassoed one I think was the term he used Yes He brought a black girl home once And he went down on her and she stunk Yeah really bad And that was the end of that

That was the story that Opie told about this my thought was you don't have to go down on a girl on the first date you know it's unnecessary there's a way around that hey carl uh this is lancid in tennessee i am a recent patreon subscriber i'm checking out episode 98 breakdown of opi's first episode uh first couple episodes and i just got to say uh i definitely eat pussy on the first date uh always no matter what uh it's happened always no matter what I still have my pants on, sir. I think you got a test. I can take that for a test drive or something first before you go there, right?

I agree. Yeah. It's like going for, like you're checking out a car and you're already programming where your seat's going to be and punching that in. It's exactly like that. Adam agrees. Oh, I'm with you. Adam thoughts on going down on the girl on the first day? Yeah, I'm all about eating pussy.

It was his implication. that all women like that smelled like that. That was so awful and is the opposite of a fetish. Yes. Agreed for sure. That's not a kink. No. John's earmites member for 29 months.

It's Happy New Year at WTP and chat. Thanks for the last. Thanks, John's earmites. Thanks for being here. And thank you all for checking us out at a special time on this New Year's Eve. Everyone having a festive New Year's, I hope. And tomorrow I'll be doing who are these socials. earlier than usual

there's more football game to have to lose money on so I'll be watching I'll be watching that Adam happy New Year's buddy happy new year it's been a great great 2025 with you thanks for joining the team

what a blast and today was so much fun I agree this has been great Megan happy new year to you thank you for joining the team thank you for having me a part of the show it's been a great ever since what May now I've been a part of the show

Unbelievable. It feels like you've been here forever. Thank you very much. And producer Chris, who you've been around for a few years now, I feel like. Is that true? Yeah. Can I leave the basement, please? Chris joined the old ice atolls like 12 years ago.

And I've always like, you've been in the middle of like, what, three years now? You're like, fuck you, Carl. Still a newbie pick up the gear. Yeah, still the new guy. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I gotta go, I gotta go. See, talk about peeing because I gotta go to. Okay, bye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode.

I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Happy New Year, everybody. All right.