Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep689 - Pillow Talk

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

This week we’re checking out an adult podcast that’s hosted by a manchild. Ryan Pownall is a total spaz and possibly really dumb. Ali Weezy is an unlikely guest as “she’s” the world’s largest transwoman in human history. Also, tourette’s tiktoker Rachel (Keet) finally answers the questions I have about her sex life.  Trucker Andy stops by to highlight some porn actresses, a drag queen, a midget… it’s a total freak show! Whitney Cummings is once again getting a lot of attention for all the wrong reasons. She appears to be buying views while simultaneously putting out the least funny, most cringe comedy podcast. Stuttering John had Quadfather back on his show and somehow the quadriplegic podcaster is actually likable when appearing with Keanu and StutJo. We finish up with a Cardiff parody song, Internet News, and your voicemails.  Trucker Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's hosted by Ryan Powno. And it is a Avian Award-winning podcast. They love talking about sexy sex stuff. And they have some guests on that are real sexy. And then they have Ali Weezy and Luscious. And this episode has 18,000 views. It's called Ali Weezy and Lushets Expose Each Other Live on Pillow Talk. And if you're wondering about this Allie Weezy and you go, that name sounds familiar.

I'm sure I've heard of that person before. You maybe have because there was a clip that went viral. And the clip came from the Whatever Podcast. You guys familiar with the Whatever Podcast? Yes. Huge show where they get a bunch of guys and gales around a table and just talk real. Yeah. Talk about dating and fucking.

and all the real kind of stuff that you could talk about. And it's usually like really hot chicks. But in this case, we had one. The pet ones get kicked out, I believe. Yeah, we had one that was not like the others. Here's a reminder. Ask everyone to rate themselves on the scale of 1 to 10. So let's do that.

10. The visual aspect here is so hilarious. Because you have this when I just learned to be a trans woman. I didn't even know what was going out here. That's three times the size of any of the other women around her. It's like that giant monster Muppet compared to all the other. Okay, we'll start with you. Go ahead.

Ten. A fat fucking ten. A fat fucking ten? I mean, I'm just saying that I believe my comments I'm going to say. You're like, oh, yeah, she's a bunch of one. Is there a comma somewhere in that statement? Honestly, I'm, I don't know. I don't know.

What was said was sad. Okay. So she has some good self-esteem. That's always nice to see. I meant like if I stood next to Slender Man, I'd be the zero in the ten. That's funny. Right, yes. She's half a ten.

All right. So let's look at this podcast because this guy, Ryan Paolo, has so much energy. He is shot out of a cannon, Robin. And this is how the show starts off. Ladies are welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pano, the number one adult show in the world. AVM winner, 2025.

And we're going to do it again next year, baby. Oh, shit. Big fucking episode today. I've been looking forward to this one set up by our goat. Liam Riley, come here. Come here, Liam. Get on the fucking screen. Give it up.

He's to my birthday party last night. He's a fucking superstar. How did he do it? How did he do it? Holy shit. You know, all I can say is, Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Yes.

I think that when he won that award, they gave him a bonus and he spent it all on Coke. Wow, it was also his birthday the day before, so he's been up. He's been up this whole time. Very excited, wildly annoying. But he does ask some questions that I enjoyed because you have, obviously, Aliweezy, who we've already talked about. But then this Luscious Massacre, Luscious has a YouTube channel with 155,000 subscribers. So Luscious has something going on, and this is the question we all want. answer to.

Big one today. I don't know if I should call you drag queens, transgender. I don't know what the words are, but it's a special one. There's a lot of words. What words? I'm a trans woman. Trans woman.

Yeah. Trans woman. I am a creature. Yes, you are. Luscious. Very good. So I like that question around to the gate because this guy's pretty disarming. It's like, what do you guys? Drag queens, trans?

What's up with that? Coming out of someone else that might be offensive. But he doesn't. You're just like, yeah, you're fun. I'm a trans, this is a creature. Well, he's just like, here's some rope. Would you like to disparage the whole community with it? Right.

And so I'm complimenting him on that. This is where the compliments stop. Because the first question, first fucking question is not great. All right, let's start the fucking show. Okay. Okay, so Aliweezy, what's going on? What isn't going on? I want to know, you fucking people, you fucking guys, girls.

what? I'm, I'm a well-behaved person. I don't, I don't be fucking like that. What's the last time you had a dick in batch? Oh. He goes, what's the last time you had dick in badge? Now, this person already said

it's a trans woman. So that might not be possible. And you're just just go, oh. Not an appropriate question, I don't think. And also, why are we pretending that this thing is unfuckable? You know, you're probably getting late all the time, right?

How is that possible? Yeah. Bonar repellent. It is a funny take. It is funny. So, yeah, apparently he likes to talk a lot about sucking dick. And, of course, this drag queen, Luscious probably sucks a lot of dick. So that's this question to him.

Okay, first of all, Luscious, you suck a lot of dick. You know, I've done a couple of things in my life. You know, and I've lived many lives through generations. I've been a whore. I've been a streetwalker. you know what's that a street walker you know I've just walked the streets to pick up some trade

A lady of the night Yeah okay Pick up a little trade in the street Now let me ask you this okay Is a drag queen and transgender Would you guys ever Or is it different You're a drag queen

You're a big fat trends thing Would you guys get together and fuck Do you want to do that right now Why you're just like oh That's ridiculous Just since you played that right there Ryan's misunderstanding of a lot of common knowledge was apparent in a lot of the videos that I watched. So if you want to jump to my clip nine, that Streetwalker thing is part of it.

But there were a couple of other things that reminded me. Has anybody ever seen the interview with James Franco, or he's Dave Skylark? No. Oh, okay, because it reminded me of that movie. And there's a little tag at the end of it. in another reference in this episode but let's watch clip 9 here what town are you in Texas no I'm in Arizona Arizona where Tucson what is that Tucson it's like my university Arizona okay okay I've been a whore I've been a streetwalker you know I what's that a street

walker you know I've just walked the streets to pick up some train lady of the night I had a vasectomy Hector so you can't get pregnant if I bisexual wreck you I pretty much just been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness. I see that now. You know. But yeah, actually, Hector, Hector was a real person. Hector and his rectum were real. That reminded me of Ryan.

He's Dave Skylark asking trans women where Tucson is. Yeah, that was... You've never heard of fucking Tucson? That was funny. He's like, we're in Arizona. Oh, not Phoenix? I have no idea what you're talking about. Only real answers, please.

What's a streetwalker? Yeah, what is a streetwalker? But then they're like, would you two fuck? And Luschen was just like, I'm a drag queen. I don't fucking monsters. That's not what drag queens do. I'm a creature, not a monster. Yeah.

So we learned about Ellie and Ellie fucks, but not with her front parts, according to her. I don't, at least for me personally, because, like, I'm, I mean, we're just going to talk about it like it is what it is. I don't use my front areas or my boy parts in bed at all. When you are with a guy, do you let him give you a. I've never done that Never He's never been touched by anyone By your own right hand

I'm over itching into the front Oh All right That was a really dumb follow-up question But I don't hate it You know what I mean It has a compelling approach to it He really does

The dumbest follow up I don't do anything in my front parts You go like I suck your dick though That'd be in the front Yeah I would think No because my gunt is covering it up And nobody could find it

Also This is implying that someone's fucking this monster's ass. And I'd like those people or that person to report to the authorities immediately. That's a crime. Where's the FBI? Where's Cash Patel on this? This is not good.

All right. And I've been hogging the spotlight here. Yeah, this is a little, not to pull back the curtain on the way the show is produced, but usually Carl says we're doing this show and Carl picks the latest episode. Sure. So it's very easy for me to pick anything else.

And, but you did send this. It's hard not to drill down on Allie Weezy. But I went and found Ryan doing a red carpet interview at the Avian Awards or some awards show. In my clip one, this is Pornstar Kazumi being super sexy on the red carpet. Why do you look so hot? I had to. I've been shitting my brains out. I had food poisoning.

Oh, yeah? So much dinner. Oh, like a million dinners. Like a ballie. I've been like pooping. I like shit when I laugh. I laugh when I shit. A pea.

Yeah. Do you think that was the best diet for you to just shit your pants out before all these awards? Yeah. Oh, 100%. What's anal? Like, would you still f***ing me ass tonight? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm clean. I'm cleaned out. Did you douche? Nature did that for me. Who did? Nature. Who's nature?

Nature. Nature. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no. I'm starting to like this guy Oh God, I just realized I'm an idiot You know, I love Ryan

He's fucking hilarious And, you know, kudos to everything That he's got going on She's a fun time, Gail, this one I gotta tell you, since I've been learning a lot more about Scarlett Hampton Yeah

I'm starting to think like some of these women In this profession Have mental problems This sort of reminded me of when Brad Pitt was on Dax Shepard's show And he just proceeded to be the most boring person. He's like, I'm going to dare you to listen to me talk about architecture and just like gauge how hot I am versus how boring I am. It's like how hot is

Kazumi and how gross can she be about shitting her pants. I'm not going to fuck her ass guys. I'm not taking over the team on this one. I apologize. Would you still fuck Kazumi if she was having diarrhea all over your dick? No. Gross. But I'd let her lick it off. Here's the Here's the thing that I want to point out is that there's a lot of poop talk. There's a lot of poop talk going on because Ryan's girlfriend is there in studio. And Ryan's like, oh, come here. I'm going to get my girlfriend up on the show. Actually, I should mention, should we, should we, please let us know.

Okay. Can you get her back in the studio? Bring the doll. Bring the girl in. Oh, she's taking a shot. Oh, she's taking a tab. That's my baby. Should we back in a second.

Always pooping. That's my baby. Always be pooping. Always pooping. weird? Okay, maybe some people are into that, I don't know. Yeah, speaking of shit people are into back at the award in the red carpet and clip two, I know it's getting super hot and sexy, but

maybe you want a different flavor. Clip two. Because Emma Rose is always cock-blocking the trance awards, right? Yeah, me and her, well, she... No pun intended. Cock-blocking. Last year, I took her out of her, She got T's like two years in a row, and she was going to get it for 30, and I took it last year. Would you win last year?

Trans Performer of the Year. At which one? At the Trans-Erotica Awards. Oh. So right now I'm still raining. Emma, we're coming for you. I love my girl. No, I love her so much.

How many times have you sucked off Emma? Oh, I was sucking her off last night. Oh, I'm not joking. We were out at the clubs, and on the dance floor. I just got under her dress. And you sucked her dick? Yeah, and I think my man sucked her dick in the car afterwards. Wow.

Yeah. Their man sucked her dick in the car. I'm always happy to be producer, Chris, but that dude has a cool job. I was just thinking about that. When I want to go to the AVNs, I think it would be grossed out pretty quick. I know a guy who would want to be there is Michael Gavin Ali. Oh, yeah. The whole show reminded me of Michael Gavin Ali.

Remember for seven months says, hey, Carl, I met Ryan from his podcast last year at the porn convention. Ryan is very funny. I'm starting to warm up to him. MGA. I thought he was just a retard at first. No, he is. Many things. He's a likable retard.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. What else you got, Andy? Oh, let's, all right. So this has all been very gross so far, but I did find one that I, in clip four, this is Gabby Carter, who, like I'm scrolling through, like, who's here, and I recognize the name Gabby Carter. And then this other, I think she's a Playboy playmate named Keep Chambers.

So this is Gabby Carter's first ever interview on a podcast. and it is I want everybody to pay attention to what Keep says is the answer to the question that Ryan is going to ask and that don't delete this we might have to play it twice, but

let's watch clip for here. It's the most random thing you guys have used to masturbate when. Random. On my heel. You ever ripped out a fucking cucumber from your mom's garden? I've, like, definitely used a banana. Oh, you have? Yeah.

Pealed or unpealed? Jesus Christ, dude. If it's peeled, it's still there. Let me find it. I'm just mashing an unpeeled banana at my box. But play it again. Listen to what Keep says is the weirdest thing

she's ever masturbated. Is that what that? Yes. Random thing you guys have used to masturbate when. Random. On my heel. Okay. Now, do you know that there is a very famous person

who is masturbated with her heel while live on the air? no robin quivers she told the story about when she was just sitting at her foot one time on the howard stern show and just started getting a little quatorial simulation from it this is a thing that women can do this is a fucking superpower guys jerk off at work fired instantly no i know you don't have to keep your mind you're lucky to be here double secret but girls do it and it's like well you get a promotion and more airtime what i never heard that You never heard that before. That was a revelation.

I heard her say, I was like, I know about this. That was a revelation to me. That and it does, jamming an unpeeled banana up here, Twad. This guy asks the dumbest questions,

and I'm starting to really like it. Yes. I think it's fun. All right, so then Ryan actually talks about, um, the straight men and describes them for us. I fucking hate straight men.

I think they're the most disgusting. Oh, they're so boring. They want to fart and watch sports and talk about their bets and their fantasy football. Nothing interesting to talk about. Look at this bitch a fuck last night. It's disgusting. Is he describing me?

I'm very upset about this right now. Well, I'm glad you quit farting. No, I didn't. I just hide it better. All right. So then the question is, Ryan, have you ever had gay sex? Have you ever been attracted to a feminine man? Absolutely.

Yes, I have. Okay. And, you know, and why didn't you act on it? Why didn't you pursue that man? Because I'm scared that I'm going to turn. I'm going to turn gay. And you're going to like it. I'm going to like it.

And I'm scared to become a gay man only because I love girls so much. I'm scared. But you can be both. You can be in a world where you're free. Break all the change. It's nothing against the gay culture. I wish I was a gay. Ryan, you're in a cage.

But I love women so much, I don't want to not love them anymore. So it's like, do I want to try the heroin because I love my shrooms? That's where I'm at. That's the dumbest analogy I've ever heard in my life. That's pretty bad. Yeah, that's really stupid. Oh, I don't like girls anymore. Damn it.

It's fucking dicks. Get you every time. I'm hooked. It must be nice to just have all the sex so much that you get bored with vagina. I mean, I can't relate in any single way. I don't think that's what he's saying at all. I think he's enthusiastic about vagina. No, that comes up later, though.

I mean, if they made sex robots, and I know they do, but let's say that they get a little better and affordable. And they can hover. You can ride it to work. How much it would happen? I wouldn't be like, why don't fuck girls anymore? Because of these sex robots. Now, MGA might. MGA might switch directly to exclusively to robots.

Most of us, if you like girls, you can do it to like girls. Nothing changes that. I still smoke pot. I got into other drugs. Yeah, yeah. I still smoke pot. It's good point. Pot goes good with everything, it turns out.

It sure does. So does shrooms. Where else? Where are we going now, Andy? Let's jump over to clip six. I mean, we've already talked about. about what women will stick in their vaginas. Let's talk about what guys are willing to fuck.

Your girls are insane. You know, guys are so much simpler creatures. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I think that men are just as complicated. You guys are putting rubbers on fruit. But men are putting, like, sponges together and fucking them. What sponges together?

Have you ever, like, stuck it in like... What's that? Like, two sponges, a glove, some lube. You fuck it. I mean, I've never done that. What are you talking about? I don't know. She must have walked out of a boyfriend or something because I've never heard of that.

That sounds like... That dude is a retard. That sounds like an episode of Oz. Like one of those impromptu things that people put, you know, Aaron and Holt probably assembled while he was from his commissary. Yeah. For him, a toilet paper roll would be just fine. He could fit right in there. Two sponges.

in a glove with a bottle of cape i'll try it i'll give it a chance maybe maybe i'll like it you know seven and a half no way give me something to fuck give me a glove don't knock until you try it i'll try it fine if gabby carter is going to suggest it i'll try it all right uh i'm not funding this it's not like the bill burr stand-up show you know girl here's my receipts for sponges in a glove fuck you it's on your own dime's report that's on your own dime fucking sponges no follow-up to this. We don't have any questions. Where else you want to go? Oh, let's see.

Because I was cutting this. I was like, let's play some gross stuff and then play some sexy stuff. Well, I see you have this on your board, so I'll introduce this. There's a guy named Tiny Smalls. Oh, right. Yeah, I, uh... Who joins the show. He's a friend of the show. He's been on multiple episodes. And, uh, I got to tell you, I light up when I see a midget. It makes everything better.

You want to come hang out, Tiny? Come here, all right, come on. Give it up for Tiny Smalls. Come here, come here. Come on, son of my love. Are you guys familiar with Tiny? Yeah, we got to know each other last night. Tiny, have you ever had a actual experience, Tiny? No, not here, but I kiss that guy.

Oh. So it's just a freak show. It's just an all-out freak show at this point. I'm like, this is great. Yeah. How does this only have 18,000 views? How is this that more popular? They have 281,000.

And only 18,000 people wanted to watch this freak show. Maybe we're going to work on the thumbnail. You've got to get all these freaks of the thumbnail, I guess. I mean, there's a lot of jokes to be made, but I'm enjoying the show. There's very, it's very rare that we have a show where we're actually entertained by it. I was very entertained by the show. I agree. And there was one point where I was like, well, let's just, don't do that.

Because Luscious is talking about how he doesn't like to. suck dudes off and they just leave. So he makes sure that he gets sucked off and then he kicks them out. So he's kind of changed his ways. And they ask about where he meets these guys and how he hooks up with them. All right. And how do you meet them?

Once in a while. Online. Rinder? You can do grinder. You can do there's so many. All the heterosexual apps, straight men love to spend time with the doll. Oh. The dolls in general. They like to sniff our panties. They like to get in between our legs. Yeah.

No, no. I'm going to go ahead and speak on behalf of other heterosexual men. Thank you. When I say, get the fuck off of our apps. Please. Stay off our apps. Those are our apps. Stay on Grindr and Sniffer and what the fuck else you get that?

Niffer. Let's see. I have another one from Gabby. This was Keep Chambers. uh google her you're welcome and then they are going to be promoting jerk bait and the kind of experience that you can have when you find a gabby carter on jerk mate and clip 10 carl and you say hey can you do this i i have a blank fetish you'd say whatever you want and she's got to do it for you ready okay i've lost my finger now action yeah i did i love those blonde hair and those green

nice would you be down to put your clit in my nostril which nostril do you prefer the left one for sure only the left one the right one i will kick kick you in the face okay i'm gonna put my clit in your left nostril does that feel good that feels really good but now i'm sneezing do you like it bless you bless you that feels good when you spray your snot on my clit i love that um Shit, you guys. I love that. Now I want you to move to my left ear. My left ear.

Get over there. Okay. Okay. End insane. God damn. That's 40 and a minute right there. So you're into snot, you're saying. John sees an opening.

I've been to a girl's clit fucking my ear. So that was a fantastic clip. All right. Now you're getting me all horned up, Andy. So I have to move on to another episode that was more recent. The reason why this show was suggested to us in the first place, there's a girl with Tourette's who's on TikTok, who I'm a huge fan of. Her name is Rachel or Keat. We've covered her quite a bit on who are these socials to the point where I actually use some of the

budget. We don't have a huge budget on her these socials, but I was able to use some of the budget to sign up for her fan tics page. Do some research? Yeah, to do some research on this girl. and she was a guest down here and so she does have Tourette's and that is pretty fun this is her introduction on here

Rachel Key you go short by yes okay give it up for Rachel Key here we go she's got Tourette's oh and she does only fans you do only fans fan fix

Ah fan fix okay because I saw the link in bio I was a good boy I didn't want to go You didn't click on it I didn't I was yes

I resist the edge. Right. Okay. Fanfix means you're not doing that's the text message sound. Yeah. Oh my God. Yes, it is. From like the 90s. So he immediately gets distracted. She does have like wild ticks, which is why we covered

her and she's pretty hot. But it's why we and her tits, holy shit. But it's just why we covered her with all these ticks and the Tourette stuff and these guys are so ADD that they cannot handle it every time she has a tick. Go fuck yourself. They're like, whoa. Do you really want to go me to go fuck myself? She gets a tech.

The other guy on this episode is Carill at Slut Whisperer. And I don't know what his deal is, but he's boys with Ryan over here. And so right out of the gate, Rachel explains that it's not just like a fun thing that she does. It's actually a disability. Yeah, no, listen, like, I understand that it's funny. I'm not going to get mad at people for laughing. It is funny. As long as you understand that it is a disability and, you know.

Disability, that's a word. Yes, it's an neurological disorder, but it is. actually disabling and it is considered a disability shut the fuck up i was going to say freak show disability you say okay yeah okay good now that i know that and you saw it like you took it real seriously okay disability that that's the word for this like let's not make fun of this woman for her disability but that doesn't last very long so when i was younger you dumb bitch um i had very minor It's so good. It's so good.

So they're loving it. They're having a great time with it. Now, the reason why this is groundbreaking, this just came out a week or two ago, is because Rachel on TikTok, we get a lot of questions about her sexuality. And rightfully, so she dresses quite provocative. And she's got one of those sites,

which, by the way, I did not sign up for very long. Not worth it. You did the one week free trial. I did it, I was on there for a month, and I'm like, I this isn't going to get better, so it's fine. But the question that all the guys have been asking her is about sex, because it's interesting to think of someone with Tourette's and what might have him. I remember Baylon DePree was asked that question on her reality show, on TLC. So, finally, she answers the questions. She's been getting asked for years.

Okay. Sex, dirty talking. Okay. Does Tourette's get in the way of that? So, what's interesting about sex and turrets. is and I'm finally answering this everyone's been asking me for forever since before I had sex

I don't tick during sex if it's good sex because my mind and my body are too occupied if the sex is good if the sex is shit yes I have ticked and that is it's you know what

shut up it's not embarrassing for me it's embarrassing for the other person I wouldn't be embarrassed it's putting a lot of pressure on me though You know what I mean? Like, oh, maybe she really is just saying, fuck off. I hope so. I would be able to cope.

I hope she's just, I hope she's just whistling a song right now. I hope that's a tick. I start to sing along with it. I try to harmonize. Yeah, this is what we do. We have sex, right? You're way into this, right, babe? God damn it.

Imagine that, like, a girl just has a tell that you're doing it wrong. Fuck. All right, Andy, what else did you pick up on from this podcast? Yeah, I would say that, let's see. I mean, did you have any more clips of Weezy and Wushes? Yeah, I do. There's a point where it turns out that Weezy is speaking Spanish. Yeah, oh, yeah.

And this one, too. Yeah, this is just dumb people having a conversation. Who had a girlfriend? Yeah, but like, I'm like, I don't know. Oh, my God. You know, no, I know, sorry, I'm saying in Spanish. Did the girlfriend call you? ESL?

Uh, what do you mean? English, second language? Uh, no. Okay. No, I was, uh, really speaking both. Both languages. I mean, actually, in French. Really?

Yeah. I don't believe that. But which is what? That's not like you just made that out. No, but no. No, but no. I think he said, hey, what I mean,

fuck, why, why. Do you think he sounds, fuck up? Do you think he sounds dumb when he speaks in French, too? Yeah, yes. Or is he sophisticated? And people like, take him seriously when he speaks French.

Parlay-vous fuck boy. Yes, we get it. My clip 12 is actually the lead-up to this. This is the Nelk boy, the dishonored Nelk boy, Steve will do it, made out with Luisie as a bet. This is like this guy

So he won the bet? No. This is like a stunt A stunt boy that somebody said I'll give you 500 bucks if you fuck a monster. And he went and made out with this

Lil Weezy creature and that's the story. It's Allie Weezy, not Lil Weezy, right? Whatever. Yeah, you're right. I'm thinking of... You're trying to be funny? I'm thinking of Lil Wayne. Weisy and... And then

Off and get confused. Isn't this Lil Wayne and Drake that, uh, Ryan is interviewing? You're thinking a tiny small, I believe. Clip 12. Actually had dinner with Steve will do it just now. How was that? It's great. He loves you.

He showed us his tattoo of your leg. Isn't that insane? Unbelievable. He was a balloon and style. And it's so, like, detailed. And I'm like, Steve will do it as a tattoo of this person as a balloon on him. It's hilarious. And then, uh, made out with it.

Okay. I always thought Steveau having a tattoo himself on his back was pretty full. having a tattoo of this fucking thing is pretty fucking funny like detailed and I'm like oh fuck I'm gonna cover up my Jen tattoo I'm gonna cover up my Jen tattoo

Oh like detailed and I'm like oh fuck It really looks like you Yeah it's literally my face on his side And you had that big video where you make out Oh yeah I've never talked about this on a pond but like can we go into that day

Yeah yeah please So I remember and i promise like i'm being super sincere when i say this i genuinely had no idea who he was okay but it's because i'm like very much like i follow the beauty girlie is like like i that's really all the people who i would follow at the time i genuinely thought he was single oh like when we kissed like i had no you felt some momentum going no like i just it was just i would have never kissed a guy who was in a relationship oh yeah yeah but like i good to have standards yes that's where the Spanish this is such a deflection of this guy made out with me as a dare like this guy lost a bet and she's at the old hot and sexy like I chose not to do that again once I found out oh yeah yeah I never would have done that if I knew that he had a girlfriend no now he did that because it it was a stunt and you're trying to cope with the fact that a guy only got paid to kiss you and that to a

point where you're like, oh, he had a girlfriend and now I'm going to speak Spanish to deflect away from the fact that this guy, these idiots lost track of that immediately. I speak French. I speak Spanish. Blah, blah, blplibble, bling. Yeah. These are distraction techniques, but.

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Holy shit. I go from this and me to this energy and I do this energy. Holy shit, buddy. Whoa. It's too much. Just got up. Fansley, Jerkmaid, Blue Chew, all the fucking things that help your boner. Trying to jerk off over here.

This guy's screaming in my face. It's a real problem. But yeah, apparently they're up for another Avian because that, midget guy fucked some pretty hot chick on the show. I guess they do that too on the show. Yeah. So Chris is like, would you say the name that was? I'll look into that. Anything else you want to play from this, Andy?

Yeah, I think I've two more. Let's have clip 14. This was Gabby and Ryan explaining to his that Gabby is his type. I have the exact same taste of women, me and Damien guys. Really? We're very close friends. Like, you might be grooms at my wedding like we're close to us and we have the exact same taste of girls

and we love the arian race you know oh no you know the first time i met damon i was like are you mixed because he gets like an insane beard lineup i don't know what this guy's like are you mixed i didn't know that s s stood for super sexy yeah apparently i see what you did that I imagine like a, you know, blonde girl with blue eyes, but you're not supposed to say Aryan race, you know, that's got to throw those people off for a second. Yeah. Is that a category on Pornhob that I can research? Yeah, the one master race, it's called.

Look it up. It's where I go. And then clip 15. That's Asian. Clip 15, we get to the end where Luscious and Weezy are trying to maybe take ownership of their their brand. Their hideousness? Yeah.

And I guess that the term bricks, but not just creatures, but bricks is a thing according to Luscious. I wasn't familiar with this term. I learned something myself. Oh, okay, so you watch this as well.

And I just was like, yes, Weezy, we all know that you're a fucking brick. Let me tell you. Creature, bitch. Oh, Luscious, I love you. I fucking love you. And a brick, too.

Let me tell you. What's that I mean? It's like your catchphrase is on her shows. A brick. It's somewhat brick. A brick is someone who is like a little rough. It looks a little rough. But at the same time, we live and we celebrate the roughness. You know, there's a lot of people out there in the world that are rough.

And they deserve love too. Can I add on to that? Can we talk about how the bricks get the most coin? Oh, the bricks. Let me tell you, in our world. Let me talk about our world. Let's educate this man. Yes.

In our world, the bricks are the girls who might. might be a little hard. You know, like, maybe you see her and you're like, oh, honey, let me fix this week. So, but the bricks are the ones that pull the most trained. They get the most men. I mean, weesey's a cinder block. She's the entire state building. Where's bricks?

Where's the study that was done that shows that the bricks are pulling the most guys? I'm confused about this. Yeah, that's a cope. I'm going to need a scientist. to review this. I need to peer review on this to make sure that the data... Was the data collected correctly...

The brick research. Yeah, that seems like bullshit to me. All right, well, that was a fun... A fun watch. I should mention the episode with Rachel with Tourette's on Pillow Talk. It's called. Only has 15,000 views. Insane.

I'm going to... I didn't watch that one. I want to watch that one. It's actually really boring. She talks about sex for a little bit, and then they talk about Tourette's for real and stuff. Well, just go find it. or Fansley or whatever.

Rachel's is not an interesting person. I wanted her to be really bad, but Baylon has the personality. Rachel's is way hotter. But thank you to Hot Dickens Coffee for suggesting that for us. And thank you to Tiny Smalls.

Yep, and Tiny Smalls. Another guy with a good job. All right. There's been a lot of talk, and I know Blind Mike covered this recently, about Whitney Cummings and her Good For You podcast. Now, the last time we talked about

Whitney Cummings was a month or two ago. And we talked about the way she handled the re-ad comedy festival. Worse than anyone, probably. I mean, Bill Burr's definitely up there. But she handled it so poorly, she literally called anyone who criticized her a racist. Yeah. She went on her show, and her and Pat, the co-host, just went, oh, if you're criticized me for this, then you're a racist. And not even, like, as a joke.

She literally meant that, which was pretty crazy. And then they ended up taking that part of the episode off YouTube. Wonder why. Yeah, I got a lot of backlash on that. That did not work out well. And so I've been watching these clippers are putting together these videos of what she's up to now. And so I've been researching that a little bit. And I saw this, which I didn't even realize that this had happened back in 2023.

This is Jamie Kennedy was on her show in November of 2023. And listen to what Whitney said back then. I think that college especially was a waste. One's like, yeah. And I had to pay off my long. loans for, I mean, I literally just paid off my loans to a bunch of now to a, to a, to an Ivy School that like gets Saudi money. I'm going to get in trouble. I can't go on this rant. Oh, no, didn't you see there was this, I think Barri Weiss did this whole thing about how you an

endower how these, no, how these, um, Ivy League schools were taking Saudi money. I mean, half of them took Epstein money, but Penn didn't. Wow. So she was very against taking Saudi money back then. And it's like, that's so far. I'll give you some Saudi money. She's like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. It's on me up and up. So if a fucking person that's from Saudi Arabia chooses to go to college here and they pay their tuition with Saudi money, that's a fucking problem?

I don't think that's what she was saying. I know that's not what she's saying, but that's what happened. Oh, is that what the story is? Because I assume that it's government money that the universities are accepting. I think that's what you mean by Saudi money, not a citizen who just, hangs out and I assumed it meant a Saudi person that went to college here.

Well, when you talk about Saudi money, you're talking about oil money that the Saudi government that the royalty gets over there and funds a lot of things like, you know, 9-11. Yeah. I know.

It funds some crazy shit. And I think that's why people have a problem with like Bill Burr and Whitney Cummings and the way people have reacted to that. Jessica Curse him. The way, you know, who's a Jew, the way people have reacted to taking Saudi money, which, um,

That's the problem. That's the problem that people have with the fact that you did that is that they're responsible for 9-11. But regardless of that, well, they also killed that journals. Anyway, regardless of that, that's not what I wanted to get into here, because that's old news, the Re-Iad Comedy Festival. What's really interesting about Whitney Cummings right now is that she has the biggest podcast in the world. She has a bigger comedy podcast than Joe Rogan right now, and people are taking notice of this. This comes in from Apologia Comedia, which is a YouTube channel. and I just have a couple clips from this.

A blind mic covered this recently, but this is fascinating. I've watched hours of the Whitney Cummings Good For You podcast, because based on the recent view counts, this is supposedly one of the biggest comedy podcast in the world right now, like she's pulling numbers that put her in the same conversation as Joe Rogan and double the views of Matt and Shane, so I figured let's give it a watch. And for the life of me, after hours of brain rotting babble that I willingly subjected myself to, I genuinely could not figure it out. The only thing that kept jumping out to me, and I'm not alone here, is that the numbers don't line up.

For a long time, the podcast was averaging a few hundred thousand views an episode, which is still insane. But then suddenly, over the last few months, it jumps to one to two million views an episode. For example, the Grace O'Malley episode currently has 2.4 million views, and about 230 comments. 1,000 likes and 20,000 dislikes. And I'm not saying anything definitive here. I'm saying the same thing the comment section is saying. A lot of people are openly questioning what's going on. So the ratios are all out of whack.

2.4 million views and 230 comments doesn't make any sense at all. And yet, could there be a lot more hate viewers? I suppose. I suppose she's getting hate viewers from it. But 2.4 million views for a comedy podcast is insane. You're buying views. It's through the roof. So people are taking notice of this because if she really was getting 2.4 million views,

I'd hear people talking about it. Did you hear what Whitney Cummings said on her podcast yesterday? oh no should I check that out you know I've never heard that conversation ever no one's talking about it because um her podcast sucks and I have the most recent episode that we're going to review in just a moment but she also recently reuploaded her comedy special so it's an older special that was on Netflix Netflix only owned it for a certain amount of time I think three years and then Whitney owned it again so she decided to post it on her YouTube channel and that apparently is also doing extremely well.

Maybe an issue. Moving along, the next viral upload on Whitney's channel is her comedy special. She uploaded it after Netflix's rights expired and it went back to her. It currently has over 1.3 million views with 93 comments and roughly the same number of dislikes as likes. I can't show clips from the actual 37-minute set or special as it's labeled because that's copyrighted. But what I can show you is the trailer Netflix released years ago when they were promoting it. You can watch the trailer, look at the numbers on the full upload, and decide for yourself whether that feels like something that organically pulled 1.3 million views in a single month. Or if it feels like something else is just helping it along, you be the judge.

Boom! There's a documentary I need you to watch immediately. Why are you complaining about this miracle in your living room? I'll turn this song off in three minutes. So, I mean, this is the worst-wobbingy trail I've ever seen in my life. Who would want to watch this comedy special? It's just her like pretending to be fucking everything around her. And every punchline seems to be that.

It's interesting because when we talk about low-level shows in the dabblerverse and the accusations of buying views and how there's not really a value added to do that. and it's provably wrong. This is an example of a desperate person losing traction that does seem to have a reason to buy views. Yes. Your views are crashing. So buying views makes sense.

So the next time you have a business meeting, a pitch meeting for three broke girls or whatever the fucking thing you're going to do next. Does she still have credibility in the industry? Yeah. Look at what her podcast, the numbers their podcast is doing. So this makes sense, even though we all know she is crashing and declining and sucks. Somebody is going to be fooled by this. But she's definitely buying these.

I don't think someone's going to be fooled by this only because it's too out of whack. I mean, make them comparable to Joe Rogan, fine, you know, but the fact that, and we're going to see more examples of this because the good rant is a YouTube channel that just recently put out of video. that dug into this a little bit more. And it's like, you can't have three acts of the views of every Joe Rogan video. It doesn't make any sense. Like, no one thinks that. No, I agree that there's people...

But you're right. She has a good reason to do it. There's people that have wherewithal that won't be fooled by this, but there's also morons that bookstuttering John that will be fooled by this. Yeah. No, that's a good point.

So the other thing that this guy dug into, and I give him credit, he watched a lot of Whitney's podcasts. he's going to give us some examples of what this podcast looks like and so you look at this and you go is this something people would actually want to watch but it had like a huge viewership

between ad reads Have you not seen the three black dudes roller skating? It's solved most of my problems. There are so many things on TikTok truly that are more helpful than any therapist that I, in terms of like crippling depression do you know about condors? I follow a condor

and a vulture and it is a real well they won't they I will tell you what there is a guy the guy there's a guy who hangs out with hyenas he's in the herd okay this man is first of all when you see a man gallivanting horsing around with hyenas yet we humans we can't figure out how to be on a plane together for two hours like it really puts things in perspective this guy will absolutely be ripped to shreds as soon as the hyena feces he rubbed all over himself wears off and you know his k1 spills it doesn't the point is they

lick him in the face y'all are on tic-tok i'm over here on lick talk this is what bat crazy and delusion looks like how many lines got sniffed beforehand this is eddie addiction at its finest this isn't even interesting and it's been pointed out by a few people that it seems like she's trying to do a tim dillon impression and she's trying to do this stream of consciousness thing where she's just like well but she's on i think she recently said she kicked energy drinks or something like that. I don't know if she's on Adderall like this person is saying or what the deal is, but it's so, and I realized we just watched Ryan on Pillow Talks. There's a lot of spasm going out of it. Yeah, it doesn't seem as crazy as maybe it would have if we didn't just come off of that

high, but she's all over the place. Oh, yeah. I'm glad I don't think it's Adderall either. Yeah. Wasting one minute in my life to get to Wick talk as a fucking punchline. Oh, you didn't like that. Fuck off. So the good rant, as I mentioned, is another YouTube channel, did some dig and has some more information about how this podcast has all of a sudden gained all of this viewership. If we go back in time with this way back machine and look at her channel in early 2025 to see what kind of views she was getting. It's like night and day.

I'm seeing 7,000, 11,000, some as high as 60K. Occasionally, she'll do over 100K or more, especially if she had a big guest like Bobby Lee or Matt Rife. Now, just on her own, she's able to hit a million views. even with some videos being disliked with a bunch of negative comments. And it seems like her audience is noticing the huge difference because even they are accusing her of using viewing bots. This seems to be a thing that's trending.

And if you look at the Wayback Machine, you see she's getting 10,000, 16,000 views, kind of makes sense. I follow a lot of these comics, YouTube channels and podcasts. And when you start getting into the upper echelon, the six figures as far as views and stuff, it's well earned, and you can tell why those people get those views. Whitney makes sense she'd get 17,000. She has name recognition.

She's been on television a bunch. She would get 15,000, 25,000, a big guess. She's going to get 80,000 views on it. The reason why the 100,000, 2 million, 2.4 million she's getting now doesn't make any sense is because there's other ways to measure how popular podcasts are. One more small point is that she is doing Joe. Rogan numbers and yet somehow she's nowhere on the podcast charts and if she was using maybe viewing bots that would make a lot of sense because the charts are not just based on views but total minutes watched

of course i'm speculating here but she could legit be killing it i guess there's a chance that she has just become ten times more popular in the last year and all of her new viewers can't figure out how to leave a comment you know it's certainly possible people just really resonated with me it's very funny Yeah, maybe there's tons of viewers just have never commented on YouTube. We can't figure it out. That's probably what's going on. Saudi Arabia. They don't know what to make comments.

It's all those new fans she made at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. All right. So she just put out a new podcast before the New Year's, and it's called The Roast of 2025. This video has 822,000 views with 106 comments, 772 likes. And so we have Whitney and her co-host, Pat Reagan. And it starts off. longer clip, but this is the way the show starts. I'm taking nothing out of context. And it ends with Whitney losing her mind cracking up. Try to follow the, what they're saying

here. Would a British Whitney call them all-a-day cans? How do you fire someone? Oh, what? All-a-day cans. All-a-day. With Ollie-Poc. You guys, Pat's got crazy. I've been waiting for this moment. I keep waiting for Pat to snap. And it's not going to be like violent or aggressive. Because there's some days where I'm like, what if you just, like, hurled and just, like, just started choking me, which would be fair. Honestly, at this point, would be fair. It would be relentless puns.

Like, I could not come back to reality. Because I know there's sometimes that you are just, like, trying to hurt me. And you, because you know, like, you'll just be like, yeah, so can I share, this will be, like, two in the afternoon. I'm fully on a plane. And he's like, hey, can we share, can I share your screen? I'm like, Pat. I'm on Boingo Wireless hanging by a thread in seat 4C barely. And he's just like, hey, I just asked 14 social media companies to send you a code.

Could you just like, they expire every 15 seconds. Totally. Whitney, I have 12 college graduates asking me if I can get you to look at your phone for 30 seconds. And I'm hesitant to tell them you're probably looking at your phone right now. glasses are off so we don't look crazy if I can get you to look at your phone for them for like

just like a click she's crying she's rubbing her eyes she had her face and her hands for a minute there she's probably like I can't believe this is my show now it's been reduced to this did you guys follow what that conversation was to crack her up so much no I watched it

thrice and this goes on for a while so basically this guy's her handler and is trying to manage all over social media and all for business dealings. And so it's constantly like, hey, you probably just got to send an email. I need you to just send me the code that's in the email. And she's like, oh, it's, you bother me too much with this stuff. I'm out of plane.

And she's cracking up. So this is like for them. This is something like this is their interpersonal back and forth that they would relate to and understand. It's not for any of us. But this is how they start the show, which is not a live show. This was edited to be the first part of the show. It goes out and on for a while.

Well, finally, we get to the crux of this episode. The last thing that Whitney's done that anyone's talked about was when she was on CNN. If you remember, you know, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper do the New Year's Eve thing now on CNN. And last year, Whitney came on and did the roast of 2024 and said some pretty wild shit for CNN. And it got a pop. People watched it on YouTube and people talked about. Do you remember this? Yeah.

And it was pretty, it was decent. So I think that she wanted to do that again because that's the last time people were talking about her in a positive manner. 2025, shall we? I was kind of hoping I would, you know, roast 2025 on CNN this year, but, you know, I guess they don't want

200 million impressions. No, that's not. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Who's looking at the numbers? Hey, don't bring up the numbers over there, Wendy. That's a bad idea. so she shows that CNN I think a lot of people

clipped this and CNN probably put it out on YouTube and it went very viral. People were certainly watching this. So Whitney's hurt. She wasn't asked back to be on CNN again. Yeah, neither was Kathy Griffin because she fucking posed with a fake decapitated head of the president.

They don't want fucking people that are going to go over and fucking tell jokes to terrorists. They don't want fucking assholes on the fucking show. They're the ones funding the terrorist, and you're not necessarily the terrorists. They're just the ones who are paying for it. Whatever. I have fun in Saudi Arabia. Exactly. So, yeah, so she's right out to the gate, like, upset that she wasn't asked to be on CNN. But she's like, but that's okay.

I wrote a whole roast and I'll do it here on my podcast. And it starts off. The year of 2025 is, of course, the year that in history books will be remembered as 2025, six, seven. Twenty-25, on a serious note, was a year of a huge trial. I got to go. I'm, of course, talking about how TikTok almost went away. Remember, they almost killed TikTok, so we almost couldn't watch people getting killed on TikTok. We almost lost the ability to watch plane crashes and subway stabbings on planes and subways. Who would support something like that?

This is so flat. And I'm going to start off by telling you guys that she's doomed to fail at this. Doing a roast in front of no one with the timing is off because there's not. like that cadence where you hit the punchline hard, you let it die down for a second and you get into the next thing. It's just this like 25, six, seven. Can you

believe TikTok was a big news story? And it's like, whoa. God damn it. This is terrible. God damn it. We dealt with this enough during the pandemic where comedians tried to do bits to nobody. And Norm MacDonald was the only one that successfully

did it and it was for a completely different reason, RIP. ask Bert Kreischer how fucking pandemic comedy went and he'll tell you it went great. Keep doing it. Remember, 822,000 views on this video. Let's hear some more of these 2025 roast jokes. Scrolling social media, it literally went from La Boo-boos to La Shootings shootings. Oh, my God.

Oh, my. Remember she was asking at the beginning how to fire someone? Whoever wrote that joke for you? Let them go. The shooting shootings? Dude. Tom Myers wouldn't say that. There's, it's funny you bring up Tom Myers,

because there's a few in here that take a lot of setting up. And it doesn't make any sense. Before we get there, though, I'm curious if you guys can figure out what this means, because I did my best to figure out why this is a joke. But it's very possible that I'm missing it, because there's a lot of times people are like, oh, you're an idiot.

Great. Please explain this one to me. The catchphrase of the year was America is more divided than ever. I mean, I guess, unless you'd count, you know, the Civil War. But thanks to Chat, GPT, that doesn't have to exist anymore. Why would the Civil War not exist anymore thanks to Chat GPT? Anyone? I don't know.

God damn it. Does anyone in the chat? Understand what that means? Thanks to Chat GPT. Yeah. I'm lost on that one. There must be some reference that I'm not doing. Pondrous, Carl.

All right. Ponderous, I agree with that. Mom, Donnie is the mayor of New York, and so she's going to roast New York City. Mom, Donnie is in power now. Free buses, because, hey, why should you have to pay to get strangled? Thanks, bud. Okay. Sure.

These are not clever jokes. This is really poor. done. Yeah, this is the kind of thing that you weed out when you get on stage in front of an audience and nobody laughs. And you're like, all right, I'll cross this one off the list and move on to maybe something better. I would read these out before I got up on the stage. But yeah. Yeah, nobody's vetting this. Nobody's telling you that that sucks. All right, let's get into Epstein. Epstein was a big news story, of course, in 2025. The target rich environment for jokes. Yes. You'd think you'd be able to make some pretty good jokes when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein. But you can tell that

Epstein hung out with teenage girls pretty much exclusively given the fact that in every photo he's doing duck face why is nobody talking about how creepy this is and it's you know she's trying to do the like Saturday Night Live weekend update thing sure where it's like the joke is the visual so it pops up six photos of Jeff Repstein's face and I guess that's duck face but it's not because duck face is when you actually stick your lips out like a duck So it doesn't even make sense. The balls on Whitney Cummings to make fun of someone's appearance. Well, she really winds up for this joke.

This one takes a long time to get there. This is very Tom Myers-esque. Elite criminals, why are they so annoying? They're just so out of touch. It's just even when they're trying to cover this all up, They don't even know how to lie right or manipulate us right because they're just so far removed from how society works. There's so many ways to get away with the Epstein list not being released, but they don't know how to relate to us. The only explanation that honestly would kind of work at this point, if they were just like, look, we really want to release it.

It's just like, it's a Dropbox file. We'd be like, say no more. That it, you know what, we get, take all the time you need. I guess Dropbox is not easy to navigate for her. Is that the joke? It's not a file. It's a link, but whatever.

So why did it take so long to get there? These elites, they don't know how to relate to us and they can't cover up for their crimes anymore. Dropbox! Does you ever get frustrated with Dropbox? Oh, my God. How about that, UI?

Is it like your text box is blue instead of green? Is she saying, like, it's nobody uses Dropbox? Yeah. That's the joke? Yeah. That, oh my God. Andy, I am telling you, I was blown away by how bad this is. It's shocking.

But we're still on Epstein. This joke actually is incorrect. And I don't know if jokes could be incorrect, but this one actually is. So you're saying Epstein was cool. That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm going to show you this joke is incorrect. Also, in case anyone's keeping score, Epstein, the whole thing has been going on for 15, 20 years, hundreds of powerful creeps involved.

And the only person who's been punished so far is the woman, America. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He was arrested twice. And the second time, they murdered him. But the only person who's been punished for this is Galayn, Maxwell? I mean, are you researching this or anything that what are he talking about? That's crazy. It's retarded.

Like I said, the joke is wrong. It doesn't make sense. But all the victims. What about all the minors that got fucked? They got punished. Well, yeah. Not by the justice system. But, okay, so then she goes on to tag that joke.

Although it's kind of sexes towards men that that's the case, that the woman is locked up and nobody else is. It's like, we all know that she was the brains of the operation. As long as she's locked up, we know that it's over. because guys can't really operate without getting caught. You stupid fucking blah-a-mouth-cut. So misogyny is the real problem. She's a fucking sex predator. I know, I know.

She's like acting like, man, we just got to sing up for all women, right? Believe all women. Glein Maxwell. She's great. That's a weird one. That one got a little off the tracks, if I'm being honest. This next one is really you can tell this is the one And Bill Burr slips up with this kind of stuff all the time now

Where you can tell the true feelings are coming out But she's masking them Because the internet's been very harsh on Whitney Cummings For the past few months since Riyadh And she does not like it She does not like the criticism she's getting And she does say 2026 to begin this So don't let that distract you

She means 2025 in 2026 our fear of surveillance peaked and so did our obsession with posting where we were at all times this was the year it seemed people felt they had to stream themselves in order to exist at all the free speech debate came to an abrupt halt and we all suddenly just agreed that there's way too much speech you really do get what you pay for i think i speak for everyone when i say that this was the year we were all like where's like the two three dollar speech like is there like a luxury package where i can only get speech that's somewhat coherent, maybe set by someone at a desk and not just some guy in cargo shorts on a beanbag chair drinking an energy drink. I've never heard of written in Korean. Like 20-25 is a wild one. All right, not to take this too seriously, but the people who hate free speech are the powerful people. Right. Those are the people who try to suppress free speech. And the way she even said that is like she's an elitist. You need to be behind a desk with production. You need to have a huge YouTube channel that buys views. And then you're allowed to talk. If you're just a guy and

Cargo Shorts, who's criticizing me for going against all my principles to get a big paycheck, you should be able to talk. Fuck you. Like, that was literally what you just said. I know. That's a crazy joke to have in this. It really is. It fucking, nobody likes Jimmy Kimmel's show.

Nobody likes Jimmy Kimmel. It's shattered fucking MAGA because when they tried to silence him, everybody's just like, well, you can't do that. Yeah. And now you're fucking here going, oh, can we fucking neuter what people get to say on the internet? It's also this myopic take Where you think that your experience is everyone else's experience So she's going don't you hate it

When people have free speech on the internet It's like no I think that's a great thing I think everyone should be able to say whatever the fuck they want It reminds me of Gino Bisconti A stand-up act I've also seen him do this on his podcast Where he hates YouTube Because YouTube has censored him in the past

For things that he's said So he's going in a stand-up set He's going Guys don't you hate YouTube Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bling And everyone's just like I use YouTube more than any other app of my phone. What are you talking about?

I hate YouTube. I wake up in the morning. It shows me what videos I want to watch. Yeah, I want to see that. Thank you. Don't you hate masturbating? What are we talking about? But it's that same thing where they're not understanding that that's a problem.

That's a you problem. Yeah. Free speech is a you problem, Wendy Cummings. It's not an us problem. Do you know, Bisconti is like the benchmark for defending free speech is like that annoying, insufferable, racist, fucking ass. asshole that's unwatchable, I'll defend his right to say it. Like, that's what it's all about.

And every now and again, he gets an Nef slur that, you know, tickles me. Yeah. Occasionally, it's funny. Occasionally, it's not bad. All right, you're very forgiving. This is really incredible because she's going to go off on Zelensky. And again, right for fodder. I mean, there's so much you can say about Ukraine and how things have progressed over this war. and how Zelensky's handled it

and a meeting with Trump earlier in the year and criticism about his attire and all this kind of stuff. She picks an angle that I can't believe she thought this was going to be, A, funny, but B, funny enough that she should make this many jokes about it. 2025, we forgot to remember,

to pretend to care about the Ukraine. Remember when we cared about the Ukraine war? like a lot. And then one big distraction in the whole country just changed obsessions. We went from trying to figure out, like, does the Ukraine beat Russia

to how do 100 men beat one gorilla? I do think the real reason is that Zelensky met with Trump in person and something, the optics got weird. And I don't think anyone will say this,

but I think it's because as a nation, everyone found out that Zelensky's short. and I don't think anyone knew that before. I don't know if it was the depth of field or like the shot or the angle or something, but he just, he was, I'm just going to say it as a girl who this is something that factors into things, but we're not really allowed to say it.

Something about that, I don't know if it was just the Kid Rock was in that room so much. We're so used to seeing Kid Rock in a fedora that comparatively everyone else seemed short. I don't know. we never should have seen Zelensky next to other men it just made us all feel like catfish we've been texting this guy for five years he shows up like you said you were 510

like what are you doing it was so American that everybody turned on Zelensky because he was short and frankly wearing a t-shirt you stupid fucking blah-a-mouth cut can't hit that drop enough holy shit so

Zawensky's short we get it Whitney Who was that rant for? I don't know. Call her daddy, like fucking giggly squad, whatever. Women are fat,

men are short. Women are fat. You know what I'm just saying? These are the fucking lowest hanging fruit targets that you can bring up. I just, I mean,

maybe you can get one short joke in there. You got a couple. But she had like five different visuals for it. And went on and on. There's catfishing. This is like, what was that? shitty Samantha B.

Oh, that's all you have to say. Yes, we know what you're talking about. This is what you're doing. Your blueprint is Samantha B's show. I just hope Whitney goes back to the show and remembers that she said this. I don't even want to do a podcast anymore. Smart. We all think that.

Yeah, right. People think that Whitney Cummings is maybe abusing caffeine products, maybe harder stuff than that. She seems like she's got a little bit too much energy. a little manic. And I have, this is an ad read from her show. There's a lot of ad reads. And this is a real-time speed of an ad read.

I don't care how much the promo code saves me. Can I have some? I'll try it out. It looks like it's really bad for you. All right. That's my thoughts on Wendy Cummings. God damn. We haven't covered her enough, actually.

I forget how bad her podcast is. We've covered her a couple times with the main feature on WTP. We've talked about her here and there. But that's one we really need to keep an eye on. Because good for you is a terrible show. Why'd you have to buy so many views? I don't get it. I mean, why put yourself at number one?

That's the thing. You're going to get criticized. Yeah, there's a lot of people criticizing her for that now. Yeah. And it's like if she'd just been coy about it. And realistic. Yeah, like the Shuli Network. You know, they just buy a few.

Yes. I'm kidding. That's a joke. Speaking of the Shulay Network. I don't know if you guys been talking about how he was on an episode of tough crowd with Colin Quinn. And my boy Cardiff even said, he's like, I've gone through and watched every single episode. This isn't from memory. This isn't because I was a fan of the show at the time.

I went through and watched every single episode. And John Melendez has never appeared on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. And John insists on it. He has a bet with Cardiff for a hundred bucks, probably a hundy, as John would say. That he was definitely on this show. And so John finally got the evidence that he needed. And he is ready for his big old victory lap. Now, I'll tell you something interesting.

Now, the potato's not going to pay me, but I will tell you, somebody has found... Now, I don't know if he's a Photoshop. He claims they're not. Screenshots of me on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, and I'll just show them to you. I mean, who knows? He claims they're real. Again, it doesn't mean shit to me. Whether you guys believe me or not, because I've been in way big shows,

but I'm way big shows that tough crowd. But either way, I mean, I wouldn't lie. No. It's not in my nature. But since all you- John would definitely never make out something that wasn't true. It's never done that before. You losers are so invested in whether I have been on or have been on,

I will just show you these. Because now, again, the guy wants money for me to tell him, for him to tell me what episode was, the episode number. You know, the potato's only allegedly given me 100. I don't know if he's good for that money anyway. But, you know, I don't know how much this guy wants. By the way, John, it's Canadian. So check out that exchange rate.

Oh, what's that? What about? Is that the Duke on Tough Crowd Sitting next to Patrice O'Neil? Wahapa. Wahapa, is that the Duke and Patrice O'Neill?

Wahapa. Wahapa. Wahapa. Ha ha ha ha ha. So there's John's big victory lap As he's showing what he thinks are photos of him next to Patrice O'Neil on Tough Crowd.

Now, anyone who's looking at this in the year 2025, 2026 would know that that's obviously Greg Giroldo. And they just changed the face a little bit to look like John Melendez. And actually, we had somebody put together a nice video here that shows John showing that those still frames. And then the actual episode of Tough Crowd that proves it's Greg Geraldo. What's that? What about? Is that the Duke On tough crowd

Sitting next to Patrice O'Neill? Wahapa. Wahapa, is that the Duke and Patrice O'Neill? Wahapa. What hopper? Wahapa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So that's obviously Greg Gerardo. You can tell us wearing the exact same shirt. It's sitting next to Patrice O'Neill. This is the exact episode that the guy you to fool John once again because John's a fucking buffoon who keeps getting fooled by these things. It's so easy. If you tell him something

he wants to think is the truth, he will run with it. How many times is he given out Cardiff's identity? You know, when he ran with the fact that Rocco had a black son. You know, like, if he wants to believe it, he will believe it. So you say John really believes this now.

Oh, it's hilarious. Well, that's the craziest thing. He must know it's not true. You lived your own life how do you not know that that's not you the level of delusion is why we're all fascinated by jen he really thinks he was on tough crowd or else why would he be be behaving like this either way i'm fine with it yes i agree whether he knows he's lying or is that delusional either way it's he's a clown and uh so i was excited by the way that was a clip from past you put that together and uh dabblin underscore john and dabbler's anonymous found another incident

of John on television on tough crowd you can see this Photoshop there he is right next to Patrice O'Neill and I actually have an exclusive I don't know if you guys knew about this but the moon landing in 1969 it was actually John

can you believe that so holy shit John what an amazing career you have had we salute you my friend John did a stream last night and eventually Ashley Cummings came on and Ava and whatever. But at the beginning, he's by himself

and he's reading chats. And he said one of the funniest things. And as I'm watching this, my jaw dropped. I was like, I got to grab that for tomorrow's WATP. A little terrorist would say. Plus of a man, you know, let's just face it. Yeah, I'm 60, but I'm a handsome young 60.

When you're half Puerto Rico, and, I mean, you know, 60 is a new 40. I'm virile, I'm horny, and I'm cool. That's my favorite thing he's ever said. I'm virile, I'm horny, and I'm cool. It's pronounced viral. It's pronounced drool. Oh, my God.

Viral, horny, and drool. He's definitely horny. That one I'm going to give him. Wow. And I'm cool. And I'm cool. Said the man who gets made fun of everyone on the internet every day.

Oh, by the way, if you're just tuning in to WATP, you haven't been following John outside of this show. Yeah, John did not go away on December 31st. He was right back on January 1st, which is, by the way, his son's birthday. Hopefully he got a chance to call. Oh, I'm sure he did. Oscar Turner and wish him a happy birthday.

He doesn't want him. want to like gloat about anything like that yeah right if he did have a conversation with his son he'd keep that to himself sure it's private yeah especially if uh his son's wanted to reach out to him he wouldn't tell us about that at all so then he gives ashley cummings out this is whitney coving's sister if you're uh new here and uh number one podcaster yes world whitney coming of the world's biggest comedy podcast and so she's on without her camera on and you know John feels about that. Oh, yeah.

He wants to see the hot chicks. When they're on the show, he wants to flirt with them. And so he decides that he's going to pay her to turn the camera on. Thanks for the seven bucks. Why won't you respond to my other superchards? Pousy boy. Puzz, boy. I didn't see him.

Puzzle boy. Why is he back to saying pussy boy? Doesn't he know that that's an insult to his other son, Knight? That was a long time ago. Wait, does anyone not change their name in this family? What the fuck? I just didn't realize that. All right.

So, yeah, so he's saying Pussy Boy, having fun with that. Pouss about it. Anyway, Ashley, why can't you just put on your makeup and come on? Let's see. Like, how long are you going to be streaming? I don't know until the beer runs out.

Did you just burp? Yes, I did. I mean, I could. You could be worse. Do you want to pay me double to put makeup on? Double. Okay, this is where This piqued my interest

I was like, oh, he's paying her to be on And now she's negotiating a higher rate To turn her camera on, do makeup, put her camera on So I went, how much could he be paying her And will he say yes? Is he, I know John doesn't have money But I also know he's horny and cool So will he fork over the dollars

That he needs in order to see this bitch? What? because it is like a bit of time. Like right now I'm chilling in my pajamas. Like, I had this whole car ordeal today. It was... How much did I say I was going to pay you? Are you good...

What? How much did I say I was going to pay you? 20. All right. Yeah, I'll... 20 large? Yeah, I'll pay you 20. Yeah, sure.

No, I'm... You're paying me 20 just to be here from my boys. Yeah, duh. Hey, he's doing Oopim-Mass on that. You're ever to double 20? What's that? 20. Holy shit.

20. This is where we're at with these people. You have Ashley, who will waste her time with John for $20. Does she know what minimum wage is now? She's out in California. You can be making way more money than this. And then I see those ads for like those housewives who just play video games all day. And they're like, hey, I made 72 bucks in three weekends.

Yeah, just do that. It's more lucrative. Yeah, you hear that correspondent, that broad? That doesn't fucking move the needle. $20, I would do it for free. It's just like, just keep the $20 of, come on, whatever. And if you want me to fucking turn my camera on, no thanks. All right, so listen to these negotiations.

So John just tried to get away with just keeping it at 20. He's like, okay, fine, I'll do 20. But let's see what happened, too. Yeah, sure. No, you're paying me 20 just to be here from my boy. I'm saying, Come on, Whitney, don't... I'm not Whitney.

I just want to pretend. Yeah. Can't pretend I'm talking to a celebrity again? I mean, just doing that. Come on, Ashley. I mean, if I'm paying you. You sound like my mom.

My mom used always called me, Whitney, and Whitney, Ashley. Yeah, but I mean, I'm already paying for him. Let's show your face. All right, I'll give you another five. Yeah, I'll pay $25. What are we talking about? It's so funny.

She looks like shit. She doesn't want to come on because it would be detrimental to your show. Do you want a girl who's worth $25 to turn her webcam on? I don't. Can you believe that? No. She asked for 20 extra dollars. She's like, how about five?

How poor is this asshole? Don't answer that. Extremely poor. Poverty. This is the word I would use for John Mawandes. He has to pay. Pay guests to be on a show and can't afford more than $25. And he's totally okay with discussing it.

Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. He never ceases to amaze. That is what's great about him. It is fantastic. Okay, that was last night. Thursday night, the night before that, John brings Quadfather back.

Yeah. This is wild because Quadfather porn bomb John's channel. Yeah. Which I would think is an offense that I wouldn't want to make up with someone over. Right. I'd be like, no, you try to get my channel taken off of YouTube. Go fuck yourself. You know.

But John, for some reason, is desperate, well, for some reason, John, who's desperate for friends and allies, decides to bring Quad on the show. And Quad was a regular on a show for some time going back, I don't know, two years. And remember, Debelver's timelines are very hard for me. So many things have happened. Not quite two years, but yeah. Yeah, probably less than two years. He was a regular on there.

So he's got quad ready to come on, but he's already got Kianu Thompson on there, Kiki. So he asked Kianu if it's okay to bring Kwan on. Kianno, how do you stand? Because I haven't talked to this person since he betrayed me and porn by me. So I'm going to ask you first, how do you stand with the quad father? He's an insufferable douchebag. However, if you want to have him on, I'm perfectly fine.

All right. Now, Quadfather, is that you? Are you going to porn bomb me? Probably. All right. Well, give him a shot, Keanu, because, you know, let's start. And why do you think he's an insufferable asshole? I was the first guest, even on his shitty show.

And he's, like, a disgruntled in hot water fan. So he does nothing but shit on me and Gino, but that's fine. Okay. Why even ask Keanu's permission if she's going to be like, oh, I fucking hate that guy. All right, well, I'm going to bring him on. Just bring him on anyway. So Keanu is saying that the reason why they have a beef, and this is going to be an important aspect to this back and forth, the reason they have a beef is because he's a disgruntled in-hot water fan. In-hot water was Gino's show on Anthony Coombe's compound network, compound media.

And, of course, Keanu is married to Gino. So she's saying that the reason why Quadfather doesn't like her is because he's somehow disgruntled and he was a fan of her husband's show at one point. Try to make sense of that. It's going to be difficult. We'll try to get there together. I'll be holding a lot of people's hands through this one because Keanu can't make sense. But John continues to go, are you going to porn bomb me? Don't porn bomb me.

Please don't porn bond me. It's like that's not how porn bombing works. Kiki, you bombed it porn. I'm just, it's so funny. It's like a kid's thinking that if you ask a cop, if they're a cop, they have to tell you. Right. You know, yeah. I'm totally not going to porn bomb you, John. You said you wanted it than you did. But I hate you. He's not going to. Anyway, not the point. So let's hear about quads beef with Keanu. So, Keanu, go ahead. Oh, I have no beef with you other than you just hate me now for some reason. that's fine, but whatever.

I mean, you're a disingenuous douchebag. You just called me. I think that anybody that knows me would say that I'm actually very genuine, but, uh, okay. Quod, you're a genuinely shitty person. Yeah, we do think. Good job, Kwan. Thank you for that. You genuinely suck.

It was a well played. So, yeah, Keanu's thing is like, anyone who knows me knows that I'm very genuine. I know her. I think she's a loser who cloutches. and has lied about me numerous times on other people's programs who don't like me because she knows that will get her win her points with those people.

Which is not being a genuine person. It's being very disingenuous. And she has a lot of enemies. It's funny because on New Year's Eve night, we had Keanu on the show. And once again, John had asked, is okay if I bring this guest on? Because Ashley Cummings came on.

And they hate each other. And they had a falling out. They did a show together. And they had a falling out. And Keanu's reading all of the private. messages and playing voicemails from Ashley and as she's going that's fucked up I don't want you doing that and this is how Keanu operates so if you are close with Keanu you quickly learn to get the fuck away from her and she's like people who know me know that I'm a genuine person if she really thinks that she's dumber than I thought so this is an interesting back and forth because Keanu actually shits on her own point everything about her she's just the she's the main girls club

but she's the least attractive, least deserving of being in the Mean Girls Club. Is the least attractive, Quad? Are you blind? I mean, like, if you were to look at a mean girls club, you would be the least of them.

And I've seen her nude. Have you seen her nude a lot? Of course you have. I know, I don't sit there and watch it, but here's the problem, Quad. Why did you come off immediately being an asshole when I'm giving you this chance? can't you just try and turn a different cheek and go you know what i'm sitting in the back

turn a different cheek try the left one yeah turn a paraplegic right cheek i hate i hate peacemaker john oh yeah he's so stupid it's like you're these two people who have beef with each other like you just sit back and let the fireworks go yeah what are you doing This is crazy. This is an island of misfits toys because Ava ends up coming on too. And it's just like all these fucking broken losers coping. And it's just the Kate Mini tapes all over. This guy actively fucked you over and you're going to invite him back on your show.

You're just waiting to get fucked over again, John. What is wrong with you? You're an idiot. He's certainly a moron. Now, I'm not saying the Quadfather is looking. to try to strike Jan's channel or do something that would get John's channel taken down. Again, I think Quadfather's

also desperate for attention. Until it benefits him and he calls the cops on John for fucking whatever reason. You can't trust Quad. You can't trust Quad. That's the fuck. It's a scorpion. Yep. A different cheek can go, you know what? I was sitting in the backstage and she was called me

a douchebag. So I just I said because you've been nothing but a douchebag to me for no reason. A disgruntled in hot water pan. You are a discused. You are disgruntled, and I did not, listen, you're mad at me for no reason other than it gets you likes, clicks, and views, and not many, actually. John has the same look on his face as when he does a political show. Yes.

What's happening? Yeah, he's no idea. He's hearing every fifth word. Yeah. He's just like, oh, Ukraine. Now, what Keanu just said. Silinski's short, right? What Keanu just said.

she goes, you dislike me for no reason. Followed by you do it for likes and clicks and views. Sounds like a reason. Followed by and you don't get any likes or clicks or views. So she just shit at her own point. Like being in the Keanu sucks club is not a lucrative club to be in. It doesn't sound like. It's not.

It's not. We all agree Keanu sucks. And that's kind of all there is to it. So Keanu's saying like, well, you're just in it for the money and you make no money. So I don't know how you make sense of that. But in Keanu's mind, that's what's going on. And so what she's not understanding, especially since she's teamed up with John Melendez, is that she is going on and being a cryboy nonstop.

She's calling everyone out. She's calling people names. She was saying all types of shit about me and people are like, well, why are you talking about his physical appearance? She's like, fuck him, you know? It's like, well, it's fine. I don't care. But if you're going to go on the internet and call people out, people are going to dislike you.

There's going to be a percentage of people. People are like, well, fuck you. And now she's just like, oh, well, the one is why anyone dislikes me is because they're disgruntled and they do it for clicks and views. Like, no, no, no, you're a disingenuous cunt. That's why people don't like you. It makes perfect sense. When you zoom out, take a step back and look at what you're doing and how you're behaving, makes it so people don't want to be your friend. Let me ask you, do you think, now, I don't care what your answer is, but do you think I'm a nice person?

I mean, you, we're, nobody's perfect. We all have, uh, every side, every side. When you were on my show, why does everybody say you regret what you did to me if you don't think that I'm actually a nice person? And why did you do my show so many times where you felt I was a nice person to you? This is great. John goes, I don't care what your answer is. Do you think I'm a nice person?

God's like, that's kind of complex. I'm not sure. And John goes, no, you're supposed to say I'm a nice person. Yeah, I know. I'm a nice person. Like you obviously care. about the answer to that question. The guy who claims to love being the villain.

Oh, he wants. He needs quad fathers. Yep. But listen to why he wants Quad to agree with him that he's a nice person. This is the most childish shit ever. We got along good. Whatever, you were nice to me specifically. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, so if you, if you respect my, you know, you know I'm a nice person and I know that Keanu's a nice person, why not think maybe? maybe this could be fixed with just and I'm sorry oh boy he's a child

yeah was I'm a good person and I like that person so you should like that person because you know I'm a good person what are six and it's always about a fucking apology and that ends with an apology

is that's Keanu asking for an apology I didn't hear ask for an apology no one wants an apology John no one cares about a fucking apology yes quad's not asking for an apology for the wheelchair prison thing. No, he's not. In fact, there's a funny thing that comes up with that. But...

Guess who's going to feature it on their show? Show about apologies. Who? I would imagine, Trump, Andy. All apologies. I'm just like, fucking... Am I a good person? What do you think the answer to that is?

No, John, you're a piece. It should have tried to ruin people's lives over minor slights. Fucking... This is why the porn bout happened in the first place, because John was ready to get Dr. Steve's medical license revoked. yeah over a t-shirt he wore in nashville the best part of this is that it's a slippery slope argument that starts with the wrong answer you're supposed oh if i'm a good person then ex ipso facto kiano's a good person no am i a good person no you're not oh i guess that my whole point is fucked then yes right it was so dumb don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to you know i never ask producer chris do you like hanging out with me i don't want to fucking know the answer to that shit shoot exactly that's

That's why we do that. But, yeah, so John is trying to, like, be peacemaker and say, why don't you guys just get along? I'm friends with her. You're friends with me. We can all just be friends with each other, which is just nonsense, just childish. And also doesn't make for a good show. Instincts are all off on this one. What do you guys just get along?

Good stuff. How fun. Because we're all assholes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, again, Kianu. repeats herself over and over again.

Can I get something stuck in her head? And that's the thing that she has to continue to say. You know, let me answer this. It won't be fixed because he knows that jumping on the Kiki hate bandwagon will get him views. Okay, so I pause it for a second there. So John, that's immediately after the last clip.

John goes, just apologize to her. And Kenney goes, that's not going to fix anything. And let's not forget, John always needs apologies. He had Cardiff on the show, asked Carter to a podcast, apologize for threatening to live stream his son's graduation. Cardiff goes, yeah, I apologize. Shouldn't have done that. Did someone to your family?

I apologize for that. And John never let it go. The whole rest of the episode. He came going, yeah, but you said you were going to do the thing. It's like, I apologized. So it doesn't actually fix anything. It doesn't fix anything for John who's always asking for these apologies. And Keanu's just like, I don't give a shit if this person apologizes or not.

You know, let me answer this. It won't be fixed because he knows that jumping on the Kiki hate bandwagon, We'll get him views. And that's fine. You can use me all you want. That's perfectly fine. I have no ill will towards you at all. But for some reason, you hate me.

You call me disingenuous. I don't think anybody in my actual life, John included, would call me anything but genuine. That is a childish argument. That is my friends like me. Hey, Keanu, my mom thinks I'm swell. Yeah. My mom thinks my teeth aren't crooked. Cool.

The poster. Your mom's not bright. She actually knows my teeth are very crooked But she probably apologized for it too The poster child for integrity Stuttering John thinks that I'm a good person Is that insane? Keanu just saying

I don't know why you hate me Oh, it's for clicks, it's for views You don't have any clicks or views Everyone knows I'm a good person Just ask only my good friends Not the myriad of people I've had a following out with recently Everyone who works with this woman Steer clear of them gets away

But, yeah, no, John claims to be, this is a hilarious claim from John. But I, I'm pretty good at a character assessment, and Keanu has been nothing, not only genuine, kind. John is a good judge of character? John Melendez. Yeah. The man who's gone through more co-hosts and friendships than anyone else in the dabbleverse. A man that we had the immemorial segment of the reward show, the Davies. It gets longer each time.

longer every year as we just go through the list of people like we're even seeing that his December 31st is his New Year's Eve show last year every guest on that show he's had to follow out with and he no longer talks to it's like in one calendar year he doesn't talk to any of those people anymore but he's a good judge of character okay these people are all fucking delusional no wonder john and keanu and ab are having this really fast friendship right here they're all the most delusional people and they just feed each other this bullshit and go I'm great. No, no, you are great.

I'm great, too. I know. Aren't we all great? Aren't we doing everything right? Anyway. Unfortunately, Quad was going to make a point here, but Keanu has to talk over him. Keanu's falling out.

Had a lot more to do with... I'm sorry. I didn't even realize we had a falling out. You just all of a sudden started disliking me because you knew it would get you likes and clicks and views. You didn't want to have anything to do with B.YB. I really don't cover you.

I let Haley and the Oursman pretty much wreck you're ruled in. I'm good with that. That's fine. I don't cover you to that. I let those guys do their job and they're good at it. So, Quad was going to say, no,

the reason why I don't like you is based on, and Keanu had to interrupt. Oh, you just have to hate me for likes and views. You've said that five times now, Keanu. It's not true. You already disproved your own point,

but she had to talk over when she didn't want the actual truth to go out. That was very noticeable. That that's what she was doing right there. It's also because you're married to somebody that Quad also doesn't like. And that's like a germ of the whole beef is that Quad and Gino don't like each other. And you're married to Gino. So saying that you don't get it is absurd. Right.

Well, saying she doesn't get it while also saying, but I know why it's because you just want views and clicks. And Quad right there just goes, we don't cover you on B.YB podcast. Haley pretty antisocial podcast Her and Keanu have a huge beef And so they go at each other And it's all personal It's all vicious It's none of it's funny

I mean I've never covered it on this show Because I'm like This is the opposite of what we're doing And who are these podcasts Like these are just people Who have a fucking beef with each other That comes down to like things That were said about children

And all sorts of like Okay I'm out I'm done And I know about all this shit I don't talk about it I know about it all And John's so fucking out of it

Who's Haley? And I like Haley from anti-social podcast. Big Red, right? Oh, is that MJ? No, no, no. She's different red head. Yeah. Well, listen, I mean, Qua, all right, quad.

I don't think you're a bad person. Okay. Chad's trying to reset here. We're all good people, right? We can all agree on that. There's good people on both sides, John. Yes, that's right, John. I just love the fact that he's like Keanu's best friend.

And Keanu's biggest rival is Haley for pretty antisocial? Who's Haley? Oh, is that M.J? Yes, Haley is MJ. That's how names work. Fucking idiots. So John just said, Quad, you're a good guy. Even though you're porn-bound me and you're a proud boy.

You're a good guy. And then he asks a question. And I don't know that this is the way you want to answer this question. Someone said that you're a racist. I never experienced that. Are you a racist? I mean, do I see color? Sure.

My tribal? Sure. When someone says, are you a racist? There's really just one word you need to say that. The word racist gets bandied about. That depends on what your definition to the word racist. Sure. Let me qualify it.

Sure. And qualify it again. Sure. Missy B in the Chad says, it's amazing that Quad is the most likable character here. I know. I'm a Quad side for a while. Like, what the fuck?

This guy just called the cops on Chad Zumach. And for some reason, I'm on his side of this because these people are all. retarded. And let's go back to peacekeeping John. Oh, by the answer to are you racist? I dislike all races. You're good to go. Did you say this about Asians? Fuck, yeah, I did.

I hate all people. Right. It makes it very easy. That way, people can't dig up your past with gotchas. So, yeah, John's going to try to mend some fences here. Quad and Keanu. Just for now. Just let's try.

And I know Gina was already pissed off. He's not pissed off. He just said, John is so cute. Can we just say, all right, Keanu,

don't say disgruntled hot water fan, quad, don't say just, you know, just can't we just say, let's just turn a new leaf and start the new year.

Hold on. John does the sucker and suck attach thing for me. Listen how wet his mouth is here. I don't want to get away from the words he's saying. He didn't know what disingenuous was. He couldn't finish that. word but wasn't how wet he is quad don't say just you know just can't we just say let's just turn a new leave and start the new year fresh yeah turn a different cheek yeah turn a different cheek

so that's john's whole thing guys listen i know words have been sad feelings have been hurt let's all be friends because i need allies and i'd love to have quad on the show and kianu and ava so row of guests. Oh, yeah. Fantastic lineup. Phenomenal stuff. 2026, John, coming at you. John's always sweeping for Keanu.

He asked to defend her with all these different people. And why wouldn't you when Keanu signs off with this passive-aggressiveness? So nice to speak with you, Quad. You're welcome that I was the first guest on your shitty show. Bye, John. You weren't the first guest. I just always played along. All right.

Well, okay, I'm trying to bring you to shit. Now, let's get the money. We're good. Yeah, John, did you realize, Kianu was the cunt there at the end. She had to get the last little fucking barb in and then bounce out before anything it would be said. Have you ever found yourself

personally having to defend someone over and over? Besides Shulie? I'm just saying after a while. It's like Miss Judy only interacted with John for just a few weeks before she's like, why are all these people having problems with you? Yeah. You know?

Yeah. So when you're constantly defending someone, you have to ask like, hmm, is it Kiki? I just kind of want to point out. There was a little bit of a detail that we that didn't get showcased there when Keanu's like, oh, I got to go because me and my husband who have a credit card dad and are fucking broke are sharing the studio. So he's like he's doing his show at 10 to fucking 12 and I'm doing a show from one to two and then he's doing a show from four to six. It's just this really like pathetic, uh, broke-ass version of sharing a studio. And I find it

hilarious so fuck you gino and kiano i don't know they're not making any money i think it's funny yeah leave that place and get a job hmm it's it's crazy like for some reason i got on gino's mailing list i get dms on instagram from him with his stupid football pick videos that nobody watches it's and i like football and i bet football that's perfect content i've been on his show that show with it before i this perfect content for me no one's watching it no one cares you got to pivot at a certain point you got to realize okay this This isn't working. All right.

So, bye. Kianu's gone. And so now John turns to quad. He's like, all right, let's get to the bottom of this. Why did you porn bomb me? What got you to porn bomb me in the first place? Yeah, man. Everything was, we were cool.

We were having great shows. We were, you know, having great conversations. Why? I have to, I mean, whatever. It was wrong. of me and uh it was mainly so you said you're a nice guy dr steve as well is it extremely a nice guy so so him having board really him having board games goofing on saying like the the allegations that i'm a alcoholic those that that's a nice thing to do imagine if i made board

games goofing on you being a quadriplea i mean would you think that's a nice guy Bad analogy You can't say you're not an alcoholic And then say what if I didn't think about how you're a quadriplegic But I am a quadriplegic John I can't wait for the quad board game Shoots and Ramps To come out

Pools and Low Branches You get to set it up on the board and everything It's fun So I do want to play that game It's a job Any game that John produces Isn't it funny

that John's sitting there and he goes, look, and I'm a good person. And so, thankfully, because the reason why he pointed about him was because John was going after Dr. Steve at that time. And I was like, fuck you, man. You're after Dr. Steve.

Everyone loves Dr. Steve. And so instead of John ever learning his lesson and being like, I know, I went too hard at Steve. He is a good guy. He has to go, no, Steve is a bad guy because he made a game. And a T-shirt.

And he had a T-shirt on. He never learns. We're going to find out. Steve's been nothing but nice to John. do but John feels a little bit of a slight and so he has to ruin your life the answer to a slight is I want you to no longer be able to work in this town imagine if John had power I say this about Kevin Brennan all the time too Kevin Brennan pays these idiots a hundred bucks at a time and then tells them what they can and cannot do with their lives imagine John

Melendez having control in Hollywood or an industry where he was making decisions about who had jobs. Oh yeah, he'd be the 50 cent of the dabble verse. He's just like, oh, I'm going to buy out the front two rows of your show. So then it looks like nobody came. He's not that funny, but I know what you mean. He was abusing his power before he became senator. Remember? Yeah, he's already looking to do favors for Anthony. That's the thing, you know, if it could have happened, it did, you know,

in John's heads. Right, right. Yeah. Fuck everybody. So John's point was, no, quad. Thatcher, she was a bad guy. would have he made a game that was based on the fact that you're handicapped and so then it gets brought up that well don't forget John you nice guy that you said something about quad living in a wheelchair prison I okay well is

saying I'm in a wheelchair prison nice guy no but is it somewhat funny now John's missing the point here completely as always because quad's going yeah I mean you say shitty things and do shitty things and do shitty things, too. Like, that's what this is. We're in the dabble verse.

All right. So, we're making jokes. He said, but John was making jokes. He was actually just angry. And so he goes, well, was you saying that was in a wheelchair prison, a nice thing to do? And John's going to make the argument here, first blood. You did a thing, and that's why I said a shitty thing. But the point quad is making, we back it up a little bit.

The point quad is making is that he does have a sense of humor. Okay. Well, is saying I'm in a wheelchair prison nice guy? No, but is it somewhat funny? Did I say that? Did I say that before or after your porn bomb me? I was going to say it was funny. It's funny.

Wheelchair prison has got legs of its own at this point, and it is actually. When did I say it? You got to let's let's get you. I know, I know I did you wrong before you started saying that. I get that. You're missing the fucking point. He's saying, have a sense of humor about yourself. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

People are playing a fucking dice game because you drink beers on your stream every night. Who cares? Yeah. It doesn't affect you. Never turn the other cheek, low road, John. Never take the fucking high road. Always fucking kick somebody while they're down, fucking asshole. And props to Quad for not being one of these idiots that John has on the show who just rolls over.

Yeah, I know. He shouldn't have done that. You're right. That's fucked up. So Quad's like, no, no, no, I don't care. If he made a game about me, I'm in a wheelchair. I know. It's funny.

How do we fucking arrive here where I have to fucking pick between Chad Zumach and Quadfather, but who sucks less? And John and Quad about, like, who's the fucking hero in this, God, you both suck ass. I wonder if that could be a board game. We're trying to figure out who's the last board. Work out of Dr. Steve. Let's find out what other problems John has with my buddy Steve here. All right.

So Dr. Steve was being a fucking asshole to me. I know he's loved by everybody. Even this whole go-fund me he set up is against. Who is against them or against me? He's not a fan of you as much as he's a fan of Carl and Shulie, and he doesn't think your lull suit is worthy of putting out there against those guys. Is that insane? John thinks that Steve helping us raise money to defend ourselves against John's frivolous lawsuit is an attack on John.

It makes a lot of sense It proves that this is all punitive John just wants us to spend money in good news We'll be spending a lot of money out of pocket You know the GoFlemy's been fan fucking tassic It's been huge But we're still being spending money John, you got us

Good job Frivolous lawsuit Making us spend a bunch of money Yay Which proves again The idea that John's doing this Because he just wants us to pay money And has nothing to do with his fucking Civil rights

Yeah, well, yeah, he wants to stop making fun of them. I'm sorry, I'm, like, barely listening because I've, I'm developing the Facebook game where it's like the hot or not of who sucks more. It's like you just keep swiping. That's a great idea. Is it John or is it Kiki? Is it fucking Kiana is it Gino or is it like that? Here's how you play, okay? They have to have at least three players, but you can have more.

And so each draw a card and you have to argue why your person is worse than the person they drew. Cards are flat on the table. You can see exactly who it is. And you get a change. You get a minute to take your argument. You get a minute. And then we have a judge who decides who made the better arguments. It's kind of like a creep-off style game.

But for trying to discuss who's the worst person of the devil first person. Patent pending. TM. No, Steve could have that one if he wants it. Make it a baloney factory. Thank you. Yes. Let's get on that.

So, I don't know if you guys have been listening to. what John's been saying about the lawsuit lately, but it's fucking wild. He says, you know, because obviously he's still on the internet, claimed he was going to leave. He's not, he hasn't laughed.

But he claims he's going to leave once he wins the lawsuit for an extended European vacation. He's been talking about all the cities. I know. Do you see the irony in this? So dumb. His attorney claimed that he was going out of European vacation when he was actually going to prison.

And now John saying he's going to win this lawsuit and all that money is going to win. He's going to go blow in Paris. which is fucking crazy. But remember, John was justified in the actions that he took trying to get Dr. Steve's medical license revoked. I was just upset about quite a few things that he has done, including wearing a shirt at one of these stupid events coofing on me.

And that's where the whole me attacking Dr. Steve started. See, Quad, that's the one thing that people, People will never get. I don't draw first blood. It's not about first blood. Andy, you saw Sheet Shitterson's Part 2 documentary, right? Yeah. Came out.

I know Shulie Network debuted it last night. It's out now on Sheet Shitterson's channel. I have not got a chance to watch it yet. I'll be watching it later today for sure. But I saw the title of it. It's all about first blood. And the whole point that people keep trying to explain to Giants. The only thing he has to latch on to, so I'll never let it go, is this first blood

argument that it's always retaliation and therefore john is not in the wrong at all and the point that's been made to john a billion times i don't know if it's mentioned in the documentary i assume it probably is is that john always retaliates from someone throwing a stone to him to him dropping an a bomb on their country and it's just like that's not justified that's not how uh civil society works at all but john once again literally said he's a grown man 60 years old just goes he wore his shirt and a thing I know He wore his shirt

I've worn a fucking misfits shirt on this show That's true And I probably should kick your ass for that I think about it I'll see myself out So yeah So John can't help himself And so he has to like

Try to make this seem like a bigger deal Than it is obviously Well he's a doctor Should he know Not to show up At a hate event of Stuttering John wearing a hate t-shirt Against Stuttering John

No? I would have to disagree. It's an homage, man. Come on. Everybody's goofing on everybody in the devilverse. You know, he's got a little bit of loyalty to Anthony for one thing. It's Dr. Steve. Come on. John doesn't know anything ever. Doesn't know if she was a regular out opium Anthony and goes way back with all those guys. What is he a doctor of? Does that fucking man? He's the right. Is he a proctologist? He should have known that he was being an asshole when he wore that shirt. I know. John always likes to say, you know, Vince is a lawyer, so blah, blah, blah, and Steve's a doctor, so blibble, bling. It's like, no, the professionals don't do with anything. People can behave on where they want to. As a doctor, shouldn't he care about my feelings?

Oh, my gosh. So, John called it a hate event. Now, this is, it's a lynching. W.HB. Live in Nashville, you guys were there. Yeah. The only thing hateful was the bird over Andy's head. That bird had it in for you, Andy. And we made a lemonade on a lemon. It was great. But no, the point is, like, this is how John, and when he was on with Cardiff, and he's going, they're viciously attacking me.

And he's like, they're baking jokes. Like, he uses these phrases and these words to make it seem like it's much more than it actually is. That wasn't a Sturring John hate event. It was a live WAT show. And everyone there was, hopefully everyone was there laughing, having fun, getting together. We all did a comedy show afterwards at a different venue. it was a whole thing. But in John's mind,

Steve was, you know, wearing a KKK outfit. committing a hate crime or something. It's like not the case at all. And then we find out Dr. Steve's gone because he is just a munch. He went above and beyond and actually did something really nice for John

when he heard that John needed help with something. No, he got me an automated litter box because I was always complaining about changing litter boxes. But that's why he did it. I just couldn't eat. I don't know if you have Cat Squad, but it doesn't matter if they're, well, if it's automated, it don't matter. You still have to change the thing.

Wow. John complains about the litter boxes nonstop, and we know he doesn't change them very often. And so Dr. Steve buys it probably a $600 automated litter box. I don't know. I assume that they are kind of expensive, right? He did it for the cats, not you. Right. And John goes, yeah, but it still takes work.

So he never even set it up? He's too fucking lazy to set up a thing that would have saved him so much time and effort. You bought me a chore. Thanks for the fucking job. Yeah, thanks for this project I don't want to do. Is that insane? What a cock. Even when John's explaining the death or she's a bad guy, he's explaining it after she's a really good guy.

It's impossible not to. Fucking asshole. He is next level. Next level, piece of shit. Apparently, I don't have confirmation on this, but apparently, I hear from a pretty good source. That one of John's cats died while he was in New York. You hear about this? Yeah, do you see this?

You guys hear about it? Speculation. Yeah. And so our buddy Cardiff Electric decided to put together a little homage to the cat that passed away. Honey, why don't we get a pet? Hey, you know we're not allowed to have pets in this appointment. John's Dead Cat. It died while he was out.

John's Dead Cat. cat neglected for years without a doubt your son's name had been changed since you've been around but his cat don't deserve to be in the ground who'd or thought you'd leave it

who'd thought you'd leave it with no one there to feed it if no one there to feed it if his cat could have run and would have left like everyone John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat

John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat Left for weeks All alone John's dead cat Now maybe his kid We'll pick up the phone

And I know What a scene you were living in With the filth And the dirt thoughts of giving in Who'd have thought he'd leave you With no one there to feed you With no one there to feed you If his cat could have run

It would have left like everyone John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat John's dead cat I'm gonna really going for it on this one I'd card And I know what a scene you were living in

With the filth and the dirt thoughts of giving in But who'd have thought he'd leave you Who'd have thought he'd leave you With no one there to feed you With no one there to feed you If his cat could have run It would have left like everyone John's dead cat

So I just watched the first verse I assume that this was going to be different things. New jokes? Yeah. What are you doing, guys? Jokes on you. I know. All right, we'll give it a little bit more time here.

John's did cat. John's did cat. John's did cat. John did cat. John did cat. John's did cat. John's did cat. John's did cat.

John's did cat. I don't know if there's anything else going out of this. but yeah okay oh that's funny the graphic at the end population 4,4004 in Cape Coral and then just down to 39 cats

all right Cardiff you know the rules to parody size Jesus crazy if the jokes aren't still coming I like the bit I don't like the sentiment but yeah great great song RIP John's cat

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Chris Atril writes, it's legitimately disturbing how little of a clue Opie had about anything the minute he was on his own. Hotcasts, his audience, what he wants to do, Andrey Gunner Hawkson is in the know. I heard this episode was number one on iTunes, so it's got to be good.

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zero sense of humor about himself and believes Clay just messed up his chance to fuck Ashley. But A. Doobie reminds us, good thing he has a thick skin. And from YouTube, 1738 creations informs us that, process is the snowflake term for Get Over It. Yakub's Favreggs.

Fascistic Weekend is my new band's name. Dibs! Megan shares, I miss episodes like this. Too much dabbleverse. I like the random people. Bears and Scars suggest, Ron should get closer to the camera when he talks. Susie Durkin's offers he should place the camera directly inside his nose. Shellback's club reports, Opie's relationships are calculated in doggy years. Mr. Ginoi Kresva, go to any point in Opie's satellite radio career.

He spoke naturally. Now he has this strange effect that he cannot shake for some reason. It's fucking bizarre. And Dirt Level plays us out with commentary on Ron and Tony. There's a rivalry of Jewin. excellent job once again from the jingles department and producer chris thank you thank you for an update on the internet news and of course that leads us to the rock and rolla voicemail segment in tribute to gary in san diego it's a bunch of crap swing in a miss rock and rolla

Rock and roll, Gary, we miss you. Carl, I heard some very troubling clips floating around the internet about how you feel about minorities. I mean, if you didn't know, minorities and diversity are our biggest strength in this country. So you might want to check yourself. Producer Chris, maybe you could play that clip for us. Thanks. Do better. You're right.

you're right sir thank you for keeping me in check hey carl this is joe from kittsburg i was listening to the one bad movie episode and in about the one thirty three minute mark producer chris says huh vagina you say

and there was something about the way he said it and i just laughed my ass off and spit my beer all over the windshield that'd be a great drop for you guys to have you know like whenever all this comes up or something like that. Anyway, don't call me back. Fucking piece of garbage. All right.

Thank you for that. Piece of Chris getting some love. We have a Drew Lane fan checking in. Carl. Probably won't hear this until after the new year, but happy new year. Anyway, big listener of Drew and I was liking when you were talking about in the bonus episode about Opie being a little bitch and worried about people's kids and stuff. Yeah, my mom actually, she used to drive.

me to high school. I went to a private school, so I had to get driven. Ooh! But yeah, we listen to Drew and Mike, and that's how I found your ass. And, uh, yeah, I give you more money than Drew. Nice. You got to get Drew on Patreon. You got to do it.

I'll pay you both. All right. See, you, fuckers. Drew's doing fine. Stop it. Stop it with that. Husey calling it. Carl, it's Husey.

Pearl Jam stinks. A question for producer Chris. Hi, producer Chris. With all the accolades you receive for your guest comic timing and hilarious contributions to the show all well deserved, how do you keep from getting a swollen head or a bloated sense of self and still carry off your tasks so admirably? I hang up and listen.

Hit the like button. Hit the like button, everybody. Drugs. Yeah, heart drugs. We berate them after the show. Yeah. We let them know all the wrong things. There's no real love.

Yeah. We get a lot of responses about vaping marijuana and a clogging. Oh, yeah, this is a message for the gentleman who had that helpful PSA about the marijuana vakes getting clogged. The reason your marijuana vaves are getting clogged is because you're a fucking loser that's fucking vape's marijuana. Good point. You're about as cool as those people that fucking smoke weed and put it on Instagram because they're such red rules.

Hey, dumb motherfucker, it's legal. Anyway, if you're having trouble with your marijuana vape fucking clogging, try a tailpipe. Don't forget to start the car first. Or try fentanyl. Fucking worthless, cock-sucking. Jesus. Wow, it's so angry.

Now, if you guys remember, the reason why my water treatment system and Cape Coral was stolen was because of karma. And so a caller called in to explain this. Hey, Carl, I'd like to talk about karma just for a second because a lot of people don't understand it. I'm Buddhist. I'm also ethnically Jewish. I was raised Catholic.

But what's important is that I drink. Anywho, karma is just cause and effect. So John being a shitty dad caused his son to change his last name. That's karma. It has nothing to do with you being ugly, or having weird teeth, or a cub foot, or eating shit, or stinking, having a shitty podcast, that's all this fun stuff. It has nothing to do with karma.

Jesus. All right, shoot. All right. I got some over here, too. We got another list. I love that guy's like, I'm a coexist bumper sticker, and I have a point of view on this. Right. You can't criticize.

We have every religion. All right, man. Well, us Scientologist think you're full of shit. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino because he's so fat.

Boom. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye.

Bye. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that.

Okay, bye. And that's the end of that chapter.