Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep691 - LOLcow Queens

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

This week we’re checking out a podcast that’s in the LCU - lolcow universe. Tina and Savage have to manufacture drama everyday in order to keep the audience interested and more importantly, donating money! This show is all about the viewers forking over cash (sound familiar?) Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to break down Tina’s makeover. Rick Glassman and John Goblikon just do it. Whitney Cummings, the world’s biggest podcaster (lol), thinks she’s hosting a comedy podcast. It’s wild how unfunny and ill-informed she is but at least the comments are funny. Stuttering John is making up wild lies about acing the LSAT and selling his boat. Ashley Cummings is somehow even dumber than her sister when it comes to current events and politics. In a separate segment, Jen watched John from his hotel room explain he has never done anything wrong.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/uODa77jhwEQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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five stars on Apple Podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Lowell Queens. This is a suggestion from Cameron Yarnel on Patreon. We've listened separately. We've not discussed it with these other beforehand. The show hosted by Tina and Savage, and there's this guy Michael who pops on as well. And, uh, you know, the, the, way this uh this show starts off they're playing a theme song that's obviously like an ai theme song but they're also just like talking over it for no reason so you just hear the hosts talking while the uh the show is playing this were made to me why came to this beef oh shit that's that's over

with bro they made a lot of problems he said you can have to be behind and driving i'm driving right now right now right fucking practice we got seen it nowhere actually very representative of this yard sale of a show. It is chaos. Let's meet the hosts. Welcome back everybody to Locale Queens. I'm your host, Sav, Sav, and I'm here with the one and only 10RD. And we don't have Michael anymore.

He's gone. He's gone. All right. This show has 26,000 subscribers on YouTube. They joined November of 2024. And this episode, the most recent one that I checked out called I'm Leaving Queens Goodbye, has 11,300 views. That was from yesterday morning. So, Jen, you checked out this show as well.

You checked out a different episode from this past week. What did you pick up on from this? Is there a clip that sums up the show for you? Well, my clip one, you can just start there. Welcome back everybody to Locale Queens. I'm Sab, Sav, and I'm here with... I want an only angry neighbor, Tennedy. She does not want to cut her camera on.

She is pissed over her hair. Yes, Sean, I got my patch. I got the patches, y'all. Thank you, thank you. Tina. What? You've got to be, you got to cut your camera on. You can't see her here for two hours or no camera.

She won't tell you all unless somebody drops a 20. You're going to get me in trouble. Well, you know what? I'm getting tired of everybody else making money. Motherfucker, this is disgusting. It's going to take me fucking $700 to $1,000 to get this fucking blue out. Matter of fact, I'm just going to go with the $5,000 and shave the motherfucker off. This is a daily show.

They go out every day for two hours and do this. When she said two hours, I wanted to cry. Yeah. It's a lot. I was like, oh, no. It's a lot. And so when you do a daily show, it takes a lot of prep and a lot of work in order to know what you're going to do to fill time for two hours. We just got the book.

down and we're just going to have to do what we got to do. What do you want to do, motherfucker? What is it you want to do? I have no idea. All right. So they have no idea. They have no direction. They have no idea what they're going to do.

But what we find out very quickly on the show is that everything is for money. Everything is a stunt. You heard on the clip that you just played, Jen, where it's like, I won't turn on my camera until I get 20 bucks. I need to make $700 on the stream the next two hours. It is nonstop grifting. that's the whole show format. It's like, oh, you want me to stop smoking cigarettes?

You got to give me 20 bucks. I swear to God, there's like all these stupid things that they do. I have multiple examples. Is that what happened on your episode as well? Yeah, on a grander scale, I guess. But I had a really hard time understanding what they were saying. Her accent is very thick. I mean, I don't think it matters what they're saying.

No, they're stupid. That's why when you said they're drifting for money, I'm like, oh, is that what they're doing? You didn't pick up on that. I couldn't understand a word she was saying. He didn't say she needs 20 to turn her camera on. We're grafting. Well, I will say they are part of the LCU, and they bring this up often. If you don't know what the LCU is the Lowell Cow universe.

And Keem Star is at the center of it all. There's a Low Cow Live is their channel with like 91,000 subscribers. And they have these recurring internet locales. Everyone knows like Boogie and Wings of Redemption. Those guys are constantly in the mix. And then there's all these satellite shows that are part of the LCU. It's very similar to the Dabalverse. It's bigger than the Dabelverse.

It's more people, I would say John's better known than a lot of these low cows. But if you've been on the internet for a while, you know who all these guys are. And Keem Starr's been working with these low cows for many years. Now he's very well known for doing that. And so these people cropped up as like an LCU adjacent show where I think they're the low cows on their show. And they're trying to be low cows. and they're trying to be interesting and it's working to some degree.

They're getting views. They're getting money. People are checking this thing out. But it's kind of a weird premise. It'd be like if Stuttering John came on, it just goes, yeah, I'm a fucking gross, a monkey. So tune in. I'll just be sneezing and wiping snout on my show.

If you want to see me wipe snot, give me 30 bucks and I'll wipe snout. It's like they've just given up on the whole thing. It's like, yeah, we're obviously disgusting. It's a better business model for John. It would be better for John. He might want to look at it. this. But what else did you pick up on? Where do you want to go from there? Well, so on my

episode, Tina, I mean, I don't know if she's like this all the time. I'm assuming she is. She's quite cranky. But Tina comes on finally in my clip, too. All right, let me turn a motherfucker on there, bitch, there. Fucking disgusting ass fucking hair. Yeah, so I think she had dye her hair blue in order to make money. I think everything that they do is just like a stunt. I was wondering, because I've only ever seen her with blue hair now. I haven't gone too deep into this universe at all. You watched it this morning. I watched it this morning.

You haven't got too deep in this universe. And I watched part of one episode. But, you know, but to be honest, I didn't hate Tina. Sure. I didn't hate her. Tina's the sassy one. She's something else. She's something else.

Michael comes on. Now, Michael is not a regular co-host, but he's on almost every episode. And they act like he was announcing he was leaving the show. So that's what they're going. for the first hour of the show is like, oh, Michael's leaving and trying to people to give them money because of that. I'm not trying to click by you dumb bitches. I'm trying to tell. I need a fucking break.

You don't care. You don't get my car come over there and ride through your front door, you fat fucking pork chop, looking fucking cum-gously bitch. Who the fuck you talking to, motherfucker? God damn. And I gave me live here along with Tina. Those are words that I reserve for Vinnie Paulino. Pretty harsh shit that's going on right there. And I was very sad to see at the beginning of this what this is all about.

What happened when I left the fucking show and left you in charge of it? Fucking shit dropped down like $50 a day. I don't want to fucking hear it. I'm doing a pretty good goddamn job compared to when you were in charge. Are you out your fucking rabid-ass mind, motherfucker? Are you? Are you? Motherfucker, who are you talking to?

The fuck you talking about? I never made $50. Don't test my thing. You had a fucking show. A couple of shows, maybe 100, okay? But you definitely had a couple of shows that made like $120. Wow, Tina. For shame, how Queens.

It used to be about the art. And it's just dollar size is all they're talking about. All these internet shows get corrupted by the money, unfortunately. But what they do is they have the text to speech super chats that come in. So when people give them 20 bucks or more, it just reads the super chat. And dummy Tina doesn't realize. that, like, you can't talk over that, because that's what people are paying for is to hear their super chat. At Sean Stewart, 18, super shattered $20.

Keep going, Mike. You're fucking stealing the fate. You're going in the ground, bitch. You want to get burned. I'm the reason. If you talk during them. I'm the reason. Thankfully, Michael's either is like, people are going to stop donating if you're just talking over the chat.

No one can hear what they are. So, apparently, these guys used to have a show format, but they had to adjust and switch gears. But, okay, we used to do the fucking arguing and the bickering and that was what Queens was. And then everybody copied us. So then we changed to doing stunts and doing crazy shit. Now everybody's copied that. I don't know how to evolve from here. So we have to just face the facts that we're not going to beg and we're not going to make money.

Evolution is not a word I think of. I don't know. We got to find a new way to make money. I can't be here for free. Jesus Christ. This guys will be drinking his piss by next week. I put zero thought in this and I'm all out of ideas. Yeah, right.

I guess we've got to start begging for money now. All right. What else did you pick up on, Jed? I'm curious what your appreciation was for these women that you seem to enjoy. Well, so in my episode, Tina had to do a makeover. I didn't get all the way through the makeover. I think I got the gist of it. I do.

You're going to say that. But the other thing, too, is they both need their patches. So Savage has some patches. but in my clip three, Tina does not. Fuckers. Why y'all do me like this? Why y'all do me like trash? Data.

Fuck off, savage. I'm not in a fucking mood. I need my patch. I got a full box. I'm about, Joe said you need to put about five of them on you when you get them. Oh, yeah, put them in all the right spots. All right. I'm assuming this is nicotine that we're talking about.

I guess. Because they also chain smoke. So they have patches and they're chain smoking. Well, yeah. And she's vaping as well. So I'm not sure what the hell is going on. All right. But then Tina's, it got this guy.

Now, on my episode, that guy's Johnny in the background. Yeah. And he's just hanging out. Yeah. He's playing video games at one point in the episode that I was watching. And Michael would be like, it's kind of distracting when he's playing video games behind you there, Tina. I don't know why he's on some of these. Although in this episode, he did give her the makeover.

So, okay. Well, where do you want to go next? Well, then clip four. Tina's just a crotchity old crotch. We're going to get to the makeup, y'all. We're going to get to the glam up. That's why Johnny's here. Fuck off.

I've recruited him to be the makeup on. Look, Tina, they say it looks good. They're lying. They're not lying. The chat ain't going to lie to us. You know they wouldn't lie to us. Mm-hmm. So they are very much run by the chat.

That's what the show format is. They react to the chat. The check gives the money. They say, hey, we're going to do this crazy shit. if you give us money or they actually antagonize the chat to get them to do ridiculous horseshit on the show, which we'll find out about in just a moment. Yeah. But, you know, there's a lot of like fake quitting.

A lot of, they have to create this drama that's not real. Look, Brian. Fuck you, motherfucker. I'm done savage. I don't know what you all did behind the scenes. I don't know what's going on. But I'm not playing this game anymore. They have to do the thing where it's just like, well, this is my last episode ever.

If that's the way you're going to be, that I'm out of here. No, don't go, Tina. Everyone's in the chat. No, we love you. Please come back. How long can you pull this off for? I don't know. It seems like it's a one-trick pony.

In her defense, Tina is the talent. Tina is probably the talent. She's probably the low cow of the low-cow queens, I would imagine. But there is a point, like there's a lot of times when people, everyone's talking and talking over each other, like in this example. John, what the hell is on your middle of your forehead? He's got burned. A ring more. How can I, okay,

how can I hear an answer if Savage talks Tina and Johnny all simultaneous? Johnny, I ask you a question. Poor Michael is trying to run a professional show. They don't talk over the chat, one person at a time. He's like, on the wrong show. He has hitched his horse to the wrong wagon. Yeah. And sometimes they're all talking over each other,

but other times it's dead air. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Dayday or daddy? I'm getting, you're muted, Tina. You fucking muted your microphone like a real idiot. You shut the fuck up, bitch. It's not for two hours.

It does. I read a couple of reviews, and they're really positive reviews, the ones I saw. Yeah, I saw some reviews they have on their website. Yeah, I started watching ironically, but now I watch it every day. Yeah, the people are hooked to it.

They're handing over 20s by the fistful to these idiots. Hmm. So they're on to something. I don't know if Aaron M. Holt's checking it on this kind of thing. If he wants to start getting it on this action. I was just wondering if they were looking for a stutterer. Oh, yeah. Maybe we can get that guy in there.

Patrick Michael's doing pretty well on his YouTube channel, but I don't think he's monetizing it, really. He's doing stunts. No, he's not doing stunts. He should start doing some stunts. Do you want to get into stunt time real quick? Yes. Okay. So apparently, they made some pretty good money the day before.

This is what I'm saying. Yesterday, you guys still made like 400 and 100 members. You guys did good. We were like number three for the day in the LCU. That's great. Like, you can do it without me. I know we can, but Tina's got to put the phone away. Oh, it's always Tina.

Oh, there it is. It's gone. Goodbye. He's explaining that they were number three in the LCU, so it's obviously competitive. This reminds you like Kevin Brennan talk, where she's like, who has the most viewers, who's making the most money, who's getting the most super chats. Like, that seems to be the thing that they're all interested in. and so they're trying to brainstorm on how they can make some more money on this episode.

Now, Kavan says, Tina, why don't you like Dubai chocolate? Can we still get at 50 to tape her hands? Somebody can $50, please? Can we get $50 to tape her hands? So they decide that they're going to tape up Tina's hands. Albert is going to dye his hair blue to take your place on milkers. No. Tina, tape your hands, baby.

My son is that scooter. He would never turn on me. And... I'm going to take my fucking... I'm sorry. You know I love you, but it's funny. Smiley face emoji. Oh, she's going to lose her shit. Thank you, D. Money. I haven't seen you in a long time, dude.

He was our first ever crown. Sure. The money is the OG is nice to see you still here, man. I can't get the... I'm just over here. Albert makes us good and tight. So another guy over with Tina, this is Albert who comes over. and Elber gets the tape out

and starts wrapping her hands up but this is her getting her hands wrapped. That's painter's tape. We can't scam. If she can't get her hands tied, we're going to have to figure something out. I got it. He got it.

Mark her hands up, Albert, as tight as I can get as many layers as you can get on there. We want him. Blue was her hair about the end of the show. I want her hands falling off from blood loss circulation. And now I can't smoke.

Thanks, Mike. No, you can smoke. It'll just look hilarious. Yeah, leave a little. lead for her fingers. I have carpet tunnel. Go ahead. Keep wrapping.

Keep wrapping, you fat fuck. Albert, tighter, that's loose. Phone gone. Hesitate. I don't have any

fucking blood. Nobody wants to work. Nobody this country wants to work. Like, I just embarrass myself on the internet every day. Yeah.

You'll make somebody doing that, sure. Why not? This show is so confusing to me. Well, this reminded me,

you know, talking earlier about stunts and making money for doing stunts. And I don't know why I forgot all about that Aaron Imholt was eating an onion on his show raw onion the other day or the time he made Johnny stand. You know, Johnny has amass and he made him stand there while he was getting money for that. And so when you do these kind of stunts, you have to really like ham it up and act like it's really painful and uncomfortable. Do you say something, Tina?

Wake up. I can't. My back is fucking ripping, you stupid motherfucking cock fucking. What is where? What is your bag? Your hands are tied. not your back. I have an L4 and L5 and I'm sitting straight up like a fucking done.

Untie her hands. God damn right. Give me 50 to untie my fucking hand. You're not doing it for a 50. You're not doing it for a lot. No. Oh, man, goddamn. Why do I got a...

God fucking retard fucking shit. So, you know, I act's like, oh my gosh, it's so awful. It's hurting my back. Everything's so... I need $50. It's got to happen. Well, guess what? She gets $50.

Very anticlimatic. You know, you got it. All right. Check it up. Oh, guy. 282828 super shatter. I count for two, by the way. Oh, my hair.

By the way, I'm going to count that it's two that we are now. Oh, my God. We're going to marks on my fucking hand, bro. Oh, wow. It's crazy. Oh, boy. Such garbage. Can we just watch Mama's family?

You wish. really is bad. What else did you pick up on from the previous episode, Jed? So I did not clip this part, but Tina held up a dress because they were doing a makeover, so she was going to put a dress on. She said she just got it at Lane Bryant, but one of the sleeves had been chewed off by rats. Oh, Jesus. And where she lives. Oh, yeah. Great.

But my clip five, she goes on talking about why that might have happened. All right, Tina. I'm sad. I really do want you to wear that dress. We're going to be in real, Brandon. You know what? Fuck that dress. Why?

What I want to know is how does a rat get full? I don't know. No, you know what? No, I think I know what they're doing. They ate the material and they took it back to their nest. Yeah, they don't eat it. She thought the rat was swallowing the dress. Wouldn't it get full after one sleeve?

Geez. The size of the dress, that must have been a very big rat to carry that thing off. Yeah. And then, you know, they talk about their chatters, and I don't know what the hell are talking about, but clip six, Lessie and Pessie are gone. Does anybody know what that means? I don't. You know, Lacey and Pissie, they go. They go.

They go. They go. They gone. Okay. Did they leave together? I mean, what are they a couple? What the fuck you mean? They're gone.

They fired. Oh, they'll be back. Fucking Keem never keeps anybody fired. I don't know. The mood he's. he's in. He's in the mood he's in. He's even put in the host chat.

Nobody fuck with me today. Wow. He's that mad? Yeah, he that mad. He dat mad. I ain't messing with him today. I ain't going to miss with him today. He banned your ex-co-house.

She needed to be banned a long time ago. I would have never gave that holl nose clout. I wouldn't even let her go jump up there. Wow, damn. Mm. So there's a lot of men. Manufactured drama is what you're hearing. They mentioned Keemstar firing people.

He's in a bad moon. He posted that in the host chat. It's all manufactured drama to get people interested in continuing to watch. It's a giant soap opera, the LCU. Okay. So that's what they're explaining here. And people are into it. I mean, I listen, I felt the devil worse way too closely.

So I can't knock them for being into these idiots. There is something kind of charming about them. Yeah, we do like a train. wreck, but I like a genuine train wreck. Right. Yeah, I don't need someone manipulating people. That's why I don't like reality TV. I mean, going back to like shows like Big Brother and even like the real world and show.

Like they immediately were like, look at people in situations where they'll get tense and pissed and fight and stuff. It's like, all right, but that doesn't actually happen that way. Just you had to create. Bum fights are better. Bomb fights are great. So you heard that Michael talking about how he wants to go to New York City. Yeah. You meet your liar.

You meet your liar. I need to take a break. I need to go to like New York City for like a week. You need a break. New York City! So that, I don't know if she's doing that purpose. It reminded me those old pace salsa commercials. This stuff's made in New York City.

New York City. New York City! Why would they make salsa in New York City? That's not like a food manufacturing hub. No. It seems like a very expensive to ship all the ingredients. it's it. Anyway,

the end campaign is not the point. The point is I just, these people are red decks. And I find them semi-amusing because of that. Yeah. Semi-amusing. All right,

here's another stunt. So we're still trying to make some money. And you see that Michael's got a Christmas tree behind them. So let's see if we can make more money. Wow, you got a wrinkle right in the top of your forehead. You tried to poach my former crown. You owe me this.

You got it. Oh, this sucks. Why am I jumping this? Because you need to. God, Taney, this is going to be hard not smoking. She's picking up the tree here. What's he doing? He's got to throw his Christmas tree for us. No, you got to pick it up and throw it.

Throw it. Not knock it over. Throw it. Dude, I have very important ordinance on here. It don't matter. Throw it. She said throw it. Throw it. Throw it. Throw it. Oh, my God. You just fuck the whole tree. You fucking idiots. I can't fucking take it.

He really is fat, too. This Michael, wow. You can't really tell it until he gets up and his shirt comes up. He's picking up his tree. Yeah, the tree looks smaller. Yeah. All right. So I mentioned before that they decided they'll stop smoking if you give them money.

How much money do you have to give them? We need nine more 20s and me and Tina will not be smoking. for the rest. You're already not smoking, hon. Yeah, they tried to get. Shut up, Michael. Shut up. I'm about to lose it.

If I start throwing shit, the whole internet will go out. Remember the last time I did it? Oh, yeah. All right. The whole internet's not going to go out. It's fine. But $9.20 bills and they'll stop smoking cigarettes. Such a random number, too.

Kermick should look into that. Well, I think that they already gotten one for that. I don't know. all these like side things going on at all times, like give money for this and this thing will happen and give money for that and that thing will happen and gift a membership and buy a membership. And it's like, it's all the entire format of the show is give us money.

They do it in a way that I guess people are engaged and interested in giving them money. So if that's your goal, they figured out the formula for it. Give them that. What else do you pick up on, Jen? Well, there is blue everywhere. There's blue hair dye everywhere. And Tina's getting ready to glam up with Johnny on my clip eight.

Maybe y'all need to stop talking about doing illegal shit and doing false shit and just be a fucking co-host. Look at this. Nothing too. Me and Johnny have been scrubbing all fucking night and there's blue everywhere, bro. Blue everywhere. Let me see your hands. You still got on your hands? Yes.

Oh, dang. You do got blue fucking nails. Yeah. You got to soak them, my face. You got to soak them, Tina. When the fingers might fall off, they're not used to soap and water. Sister, she is getting it. Will you stop?

Good God. It's not click. She's getting ready to glam up right now with Johnny. Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing. Jesus Christ. Oh, blue finger downs. This girl's unfuckable all of a sudden. It really doesn't matter on this one.

No. It's disgusting. I'm not even sure if that's because of the hair dye or if her circulation is poor. Right. Because. Maybe she ate blueberries and wiped her ass with her fingers. There's a lot of things like that happened. Yeah.

Well, but you guys, you're very lucky to be watching this particular episode because But she put on a bra for this, and that's my clip nine. Oh, I thought was a gopher. My bad. Okay, Tina. Let's get into it. Let's just get into it. All right.

What have you got for Johnny to use today? We want you glammed up looking pretty. I wore a bra for what reason. God damn it. I feel like I'm going to a funeral. Is that a dress? Did you actually put a dress on today? Yes.

Yo, look a day. Tina put a bra and will a dress. what's that, Jawsing? See, she's having on a prayer. So gross. Doesn't it seem like

daily would be too much for this show? This seems like a lot of work. It's almost not worth it. Like, we have to be like, annoying assholes for two hours a day every day. Keep coming with things to be annoyed about.

Yeah, are they really quiet and polite and speak with British accents? I think so, yes. Holy she's all shot in Liverpool Who is the broad That mean Doug brings to us Oh I forget her name Switcher sweet

Stephanie or something Yeah yeah yeah yeah Way hotter than Yeah Shots fire Yeah seriously that is Not good Not a good thing

Also another thing that's not good Is when a child enters Into the screen Oh Okay Mike stop fucking with me bitch I love you I'm not fucking with you

Can everybody put a W W in Can everybody put a W info scooter over here because she got an awesome report card today. Go up your fucking joy. Yes, Delta, I'll look right now.

I love you. Go have fun. Well, it's not as toxic as it's a devilverse because there's no one in this universe that would show their child on their show. That would be a very bad move. So I was glad to see that. Look, oh, well, it's a very happy-looking kids,

getting A's on the report card. Good on you, Savage. Or Sav-Sav, whatever they call her. who cares. Sav, sav. You're just into Tina, I know. Yeah. More Tina, please.

He cares about Savage. Uh, Jed, what else you have about here? Tina brings out her makeup for Johnny to put onto her, and that's clip 10. With a shotgun. Women will like what I tell them to. Yeah, because we want our done up. We want a whole glam-up, Johnny.

I got a fucking lower-gall. Look at there. Look a there. She's got to high price. That makeup looked so dirty. Yeah. And gross. Yeah.

She's going to get paint guy. No, she's going to get laid. What are you talking about? Wait until she's all hot. Oh, man. Well, I mean, in the background there, the spray paint on her wall? What is going on over there? I would say these people are trash.

Would be my guess. I'm thinking that's what's going out over there. She did mention earlier in this episode that, somebody in her trailer park complained about the bright green porch that she has on her trailer. Someone pay me 75 bucks. Yeah, I wouldn't start there. I know, that's the problem, not the smell. You can't close your eyes.

You can't stop the smell from coming in. Tina is a pisser, though, and that's my clip 11. Yeah, I mean, I'm a high dollar bitch with a fucking, fucking low-budget fucking hairdew. Okay. That's what I mean. this up for two hours a day. Can't be good for their psyche. It can't be healthy.

I feel like it is good for their psyche. Do you? I do. I think they love it. I think they're having a great old time. All right. Yeah. I mean, it beats being a greeter at Walmart, I suppose.

So we got that going for them. What else you got on here, John? Do you want to play? Well, so clip 12, they start the makeover finally. Okay, finally. Let's get into it. Did you get the comb and all that? I asked you to get.

because we're going to do your hair, too. We want him to style your hair. Oh, yeah, get the brush, bitch. We want the cheese in. We want that big hair. We want big hair. The bigger the hair, the hair, the closer to God. Ain't you ever heard of that?

Why do you think I love big hair? My hair's so glad. I can't stand it. If you keep fucking around, you're going to meet God, too. You're going to meet them real quick. Tita. Oh, Tina. Tina.

You're always threatening people's lives. Come on, Tina. Bless her heart. Yeah, you don't mean that. You're not going to murder everyone, Tina. Stop it. Well, in clip 13, Johnny, who is that gentleman walking around doing her bidding in the background? Gentleman.

Yeah, right. I find gent in the background, yep. You get the lesson on what backcombing is and backcombing her hair. Clip 13. Like school. Punish them. But they don't do again. Why are you going to tease it, Johnny?

Tease it. Back comb it. Do you know how to do that? Take it. Take a piece of hair and back comb it like this right here. Show them, Tina. No, I'm not going to show them, Savage. Yeah, show up.

You got to do this. Back comb it like this right here. Yeah, you're like this. No. Go back comb, back comb. Pick it up like this. You go like this. How frustrated are you watching this, Jed?

Very. It's supposed to be annoying the fuck out of you. Driving me insane. Just went on and on and on. John's putting her nails on a chalkboard to feel better. And then, so clip 14, is another Tina ism. Oh, so I get to look like a fucking big blue witch.

Said I'm a big blue bitch. Low-hanging fruit. And it still took her too long. Yeah, right, yeah. Finally, Johnny gets to do in the hair. He finally learns how to back home, getting on her nerves. What's the fucking y'all doing to me? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. If I got to show you what to do. No, I'm doing it right. No, you got to spray it while you hold it up. Oh. Yes. Okay, Johnny, look at me. Spray it, then brush it up?

Look at, watch me, watch me. Take it like this. Okay. Take it like this. You're going to tease it while you're holding it, and then you're going to spray it. Like that. This is not going to work out well, I don't think.

It isn't. I was thinking. I hope's for this makeover. Her hair is ultra-processed and damaged, I would imagine. Getting that backcom and out of there is not going to be easy. Oh, no. Her hair is damaged. It looks at...

Jody B in the Discord chat says this is literally who's right with women. I'm going to tell me and Doug, you said that. I would tell I do. That's fucked up. You would say that. Where are we going next, Jeff? Oh, Clip 16. Tina does not use phony baloney.

hairspray. She's got the good stuff. Are you fucking retardant? Oh, you got the good hairspray too. That's what I use, Tina. Yeah, I don't use fucking phony baloney. All right, take that whole section, Johnny. Take that whole section you got. Back combing at the root and then spray.

Spray the back part, that way to lay over. There you go. Can't she get like a tattoo of a dick on her face or something like that? Like, this is just not that Rivening to me. 50 bucks. I think I got 50 bucks made around

stuff. Two 20s. And McClip 17. Tina has had it at this point. She is done with this trend. Let's give her the messy bun. Let's give her the messy bun. Okay.

Oh, and that would be cute and just leave two little strips down right there but put the other stuff up in the bun, in the messy ponytail bun. Cute. I just sign up for this fucking bullshit, you motherfucker, retarded ass son of a bitch. The fuck. I look like,

fucking, this is fucking, look at this. Big on fucking notch, dumb motherfucker fucker. Look at it, not. Kina.

Yeah, that's cute. We're going to do it just like that. That is cute with the two things. Hang in. And then we're going to do your makeup. Also, you want to do my hair like my teeth.

Got two in the front. Great. You know what's crazy? Yeah. But that is a good look. Why she's so idiotous. I didn't even notice the teeth thing. Normally that's something I would have picked up on, but she is so gross.

That wasn't even a thing. No, but that is a good look. Once she pulled it up. Tina, that looked good. What's he doing? Finding a hair tie. Yes. He was actually finding a rubber band.

And she said, no, don't you fucking put that rubber band in my hair. And that's my clip 18. Okay. She's done. This is so fake. I know. this is hurting you motherfuggers

it's hurting you motherfuckers it's hurting bad Johnny stop now leave it yeah fuck you fuck you

fuck you fuck you Tina with the mutley or savage I know so bad yeah and so

all of this is obviously contrived she has to act like she hates it oh I didn't sign up for this like well no I mean you literally did that's what this

whole show is you signing up for this kind of thing and you know it's fun humiliating someone who doesn't like to be humiliated.

But, you know, for this woman who wants to be humiliated, it's like, alright. You know, it's like our drummer in the isotopes. Like, we put the pie in his face as a gag. And he loved it. Yeah. We're not going to do this anymore. No. That's no fun.

He wanted more. Yeah. He's supposed to be annoyed by it. Stop eating that shabic. We've only got two pies. Sorry. We are coming up on our 700th episode. What?

We're also coming up on our 10th anniversary. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Next month. And I just want to say this is one of the. worst pieces of shit I've ever seen. Manufactured or not, I fucking hate every second of this. Wow.

Yeah. It's a bold. Yeah. We've done a lot of shows. I was going to say, you have to go back to the list of shows that we've done, and let's do it. Do you remember what Ray DeVito show? You're saying this is worse. I take it back. All right. So, they do a two-hour show every day. And the reason why they sign off after two hours is because there's more important programming out there. All right, y'all, it is this a clock. Go on head on over to

Lowell Live. I don't know what's going on with Boogie. He's ice tonight. I don't know. He's checking papers. Who knows what's going to happen? We will be back here tomorrow at 4 o'clock with Albert as Tina D. Wiggin'all. And on that note,

see y'all later. Love you. Thank you so much for the support. See all later. Love you mean it. Bye! All right, guys. Boogie's going to do something wacky over on Lowell Live. We'll see you again tomorrow after you watch that. So is this like, and I apologize for my ignorance on this on the LCU,

but is it just like 24-7? You just watch people humiliate themselves online live and Keemstar makes all the money from it. Is that what this is? Because why didn't I start that? I mean, I tried it with who are these broadcasters, but try again. I need to get more people humiliating themselves on my channel than just those two. Well, they need to do more stunts over there on broadcasters. Well, Eric Zane showed us taint once.

So there was that. All right. That wasn't great. All right. So that is Lowell Cow Queens. And thanks again to Cameron for suggesting that we check that out. We might have to look into more of this LCU and these adjacent shows because producer Chris is loving it. And he's working on his resignation letter right now.

He has got to chat GPT to type it up for him. The internet is a wild and beautiful place. We got a fun video that came over from our buddy Jay. the light guy in the isotopes. Rick Glassman was on John Goblicon's podcast, and they put out a short to promote his appearance. And this isn't interesting back and forth? Teach me how to do a podcast.

Do you know what, Nike? I have not better. No, Nike is a, it's a sports brand, and they have the best slogan, and it's just shoes. Just shoes. Now I forgot what it is. I just had it.

No, it's not just shoes. Nike, just shoes. It's not just shoes. All right, well, just do it and just say anything. I don't remember what it was. It's all right, man. It happens. All day I dream about slogans.

And I cannot think about any of them right now. I'm loving it and just watching you do it, though? By the way, what I like about this podcast is it doesn't, it's not television. Kind of fun that John Goblican with the Just Do It references. Jumped out to our buddy Jay, appreciate him sending that over. I'll have to check out that episode. Have you watched it yet? I did.

Yeah, that's it good. And it's so funny that I saw this short also and it didn't even click with me. Oh, no shit. I know. I didn't occur to you. That would be interesting for our show. No. I'm just laughing and clapping along.

I think God Jay is out there. I know. That's a good thing. All right. I want to say that we'll have a palette cleanser right now and not watch someone humiliate themselves on their podcast, but I can't say that because I was checking in on Whitney Cummings and the Good for You podcast. Now, of course, Whitney Cummings recently is getting a lot of attention because her podcast

numbers are outrageous. And she just dropped another episode this week called America F yeah. It has 729,000 views. Wow. 827 likes. Let's put that in perspective. We put out a video about Whitney last week. It has 19,000 views, 325 likes.

So if you take that same ratio, her video with 720,000 views should have over 12,000 likes instead has less than 1,000. So it's really bizarre that she's buying these views and everyone can tell and she continues to do it. Maybe they're not allowed to hit like in Saudi Arabia. Is that what? That may that could be correct. They get beheaded for liking a woman's video online. This podcast channel has 563,000 subscribers, and yet the videos get more than that in views in the first few days. Fascinating.

It's crazy how that works. So let's see how the show starts off. This is, I kid you not, the way the video starts, there's nothing else before this. Oh, hey, y'all. It's me, your boy. You know what I don't want to do? be the podcast. It's like, happy new year. Happy new year. I'm not going to, look, I'm going to skip boring you with all my New Year's resolutions because I'm not a hack. Are you sure about that?

And I didn't have time to make my list. So that means my New Year's resolution is to stay exactly the same. Good stuff. I'm not a hack. I'm not a hack. I'm not a hack. It's about New Year's and then immediately goes into her New Year's hack bit. You know what I'm going to do for my news resolution is not change. I know I a stinker? She fooled us. Oh, good stuff right there. How about more makeup?

And then that's not a bad note, producer Chris. This is why he's producer Chris. He sees this and goes, how can we improve on this product? More makeup. That's where I would start. So she explains that not having a near's resolution is what's cool. My near's resolution is to stay exactly the same, which is honestly kind of punk rock. Like, can everyone stop me such a dork?

Like, I'm going to try to be better. Can anyone chill on trying to be better? It's never going to happen. Boom, hot take. That is the lay mistake. Keep punk rock out of your filthy fuck. It's like the lame mistake you can have on something. It's like, oh, yeah, I think it's the coolest to not even try to improve on yourself.

It's also very lazy. Good stuff, Whitney. Must be a comedian. Maybe. Here's a quick clip. only because there's a random-ass reference on here. Now, you'll notice that they put images up next to her on the screen. And it never adds to it.

It never makes it funny or more interesting. It's just like you're going to see it a little bit. She's talking about going over to the UK. And there's just like Great Britain's flag. Cool. Thanks. It's very helpful. But this reference, I had a show on the show.

I'll make this quick. All right. It's not getting better than this. The best you can do, honestly, at this point, is just accept it and move on with your flawed self. All right. You know what it is? It's big, big Jim. It's a fucking boogness on the screen.

Why? Someone working over there. You didn't do that? I didn't. Nothing to do with that. Someone working over there knows it. Big Jim is a song from Pure Guava by Wien and just randomly threw that in there when she was talking about GYM, obviously.

Yeah. Big Jim. Someone threw a Wien reference. There's someone cool working over there. I'll give them that. So she has advice for people who want to get healthy, taking vitamins in the new year. And she has no idea where she's going with any of this, and it never lands. So how about this?

Stop deep-throating charlatans, turds. That's what a vitamin is at this point. Stop snorting. Fake creatine powder. That's not what it is. You know how like, oh, I can't say anything so I want to say. You know how they're like your test, people now test their, uh, a lot of cocaine for, I'll just say in French, fentanyl.

To see, you know, to see, like, can you just, can anyone, can we test any of these powders to see if any of the vitamins are actually in it? Why can't she say those words? She can. You can say cocaine. You can say fentanyl. Okay. It's so stupid.

and what is she talking about deep-throating charlatan's turds? Like she doesn't know what she's saying. She thinks that she's doing an impression of a comedian who can sit there and just be funny and just riff just off the dome and just say funny things like Tim Dillon. This has been brought up by multiple people. It seems like she's seen Tim Dillon and gone, oh, I want to be like that. And she just can't pull it off. Most people cannot pull it off.

She's not even making sense. It's not entertaining or interesting. And she doesn't really have an idea of where she's going with things. when she starts talking about them. And then she just kind of has to keep going with it for too long. She gets in this conversation about going over to London to visit her brother. Her brother lives over there. And so her niece and nephew are there.

So she visits pretty regularly. And listen to this retardation. Okay. I was over the holiday. I'm English now. I went on holiday to London town. England. All right. I love that no one can decide what to call it. They're like over in the

UK, going to London. Like guys, I guess we have America and the United States. One is the city. Yes. Do you call it the UK? Do you call it London? It depends on we're going to the UK, I guess. Fucking idiots. This just occurred to me, though.

Her cadence, the way she looks at the camera and her smug thing going on. Very Aaron Holtie. Yeah. And also very on Sony. But Yeah. You can tell she she's performing for herself. Yep.

Because there's a lot of gestures and a lot of hand motions. Yeah. You're right. It's very performative and fake. And she's very proud of herself. She's very proud of herself. She thinks she's killing it. Yeah.

She's got all those views. Well, right. Yeah. Maybe no one's told her that they're fake. She's just going like, wow, whatever I'm doing, I've got to keep doing this. He's not great. That would be actually really funny if they're just pranking her. Like the whole point of this is that her staff.

I was just fucking with her. That one joke that landed yesterday, no more. We can't have that. So you just heard her talk about how, what do you call it, London or the UK? Oh, but I guess people call it America and the United States. So then she starts taking some swings here, some big swings. And she could not catch up to the high heater at all. Like when someone doesn't like America, they call it the United States.

But when they love it, they call it America. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like, when I'm mad at you, I'll call you Patrick. Patrick? Patrick. Right? When you're mad at England, you're like the United Kingdom. There's been no laughs.

What do you mean? None! Is that what happens? It doesn't even make sense. No. None of that makes sense. She thought she really had something there, though. Yeah.

She's workshopping, guys. Yes. This whole thing is a giant workshop. And, you know, typically what you would do is maybe, like, write down things on a page, pop it up on the wall and start building around that and get your thoughts and ideas out there. All of these would get torn down and thrown out. You'd walk in the next day and be like, yeah, none of this is a premise that will work for comedy. What are we doing?

We call the United States America when we're happy. What? Remember the bleachers from two bears one cave? You know, those people in the background losing their fucking minds. She's acting like she can hear that. Yeah, you're right. And in fact, that's what she needs on this show. Maybe.

She needs someone to act like what she's saying is interesting or funny or witty. Or she needs you and me there. That would be good. Boom! That would be good. You should see the comments section. We'll get to there in a minute. But first, she goes off on this long rant about the early settlers who left England to come to the new world.

Oh, good. 400 years ago. And she's got a lot of hot takes, a lot of hot spicy takes about that. especially when she gets into what the pilgrims used to wear. Yeah, check this out. Enough of all this pomp and circumstance. Enough with the spires on the churches. We want to worship our God in a square beige building.

And we want to wear underarmor shorts and crocs with socks because that is freedom. I mean, can you imagine what that must have been like? I've never really thought about what it must have been like to be. so mad at your country that you get on a boat in a suit no less you know the pilgrims were always in like suits i have so many questions about the shoes with the belt buckles were like on air they were all like dressed by the customer of kinky boots on broad like they're just like why do they belts on their hats do you know this is the kind of asperger's can't let i've been thinking about this truly twice a week since like second grade what is it so the hat would

stay on? If we say yes, we should. I know, you really got to focus here. What are we talking about now? Now, we're talking about the buckles on Pilgrim's hats.

This is not 2026 podcast fodder. This is not cut it. It's not making the list of things that we should be riffing on on the show. It's like she's daring people to watch this. Yeah. But remember, 729,000 views on this one. But she can't get off of this thing.

She thinks she's really hitting her stride. So she says, can you believe these hats that these pilgrims were? And then she says, well, hold out a second. Did they wear the hats all the way over to the new world? Because that's not even possible. Is it, I think about this a lot. Did the hats make it to America? Even if they did have those hats in England, how did the hats stay on the boat?

No one, see, no one challenges this stuff. And it's the little things that tell you. If they lie about this, what else? are they lying about. So whoever's illustrating these high school textbooks that we all had to read, put a hat on the pilgrim, on

the boat, and then on the back on America. Do you not know how wind works on boats? Like guys, like I know I know we're kids and we're learning basic history, but like this is actually patronizing. It's insulting our intelligence, even though we

have literally no intelligence yet, but like You know what kids do know about? Pirates. And pirates wore handkerchiefs like du racks because of the wind on boats. We know these hats didn't make it. What the fuck is she talking about?

So this is so ridiculous. Like if you wear a hat that it blows off when you're on a boat. So they must have not worn the hats when they came over on the boats. And these visuals. So again, she shows a pirate with a du rag on.

Right. To illustrate the point. if you ever watch John Oliver or John Stewart when they have the monologue and they're showing the visuals and stuff, it makes it funnier. It's oftentimes the punchline of what they're saying. Never once does a visual add anything to the comedy of this show. No, it reminds me of when Opie tried production on his videos. Yes. The AI things are just like, so I was in a room.

It was just a room. Yeah. I knew what a room was. Thanks, though. Appreciate it. So let's look at these comments on this video. Ween reference. Someone picked up on that.

What in the viewbot is this? Whitney is going crazy with their viewbot package. Dude, this stinks. This is terrible. Yay, Whitney doesn't get history podcast. Sometimes rich people complain about America. It's annoying. It's amazing what people will say and do when they think you can't see or understand them.

For being the most popular podcast This show is really, really bad. She's saying she won't change, but honey, you do. You are turning to a ghoul from fallout in front of our eyes. That yellow fluid they take in the film must be Ozympic. You are a hack. I've known since the Doug Benson show. You're an awful person.

This comment was paid for my Saudi money. Holy hack. If you and Bill Burr started a podcast together, that would save me some clicking. I second that. Wait, did you write that? I did not, but if those two can team up, Emily probably thinks that's my sock account, but no, I'm not the one who wrote that.

So she's talking about the ocean, how dangerous the ocean is. And so she gets into some really good riffing on that. And I don't know if you've ever seen the ocean before, but you can see it from beaches. Oh. So her brain, her comedic brain, goes to, what do you see when you go to a beach?

Look, you romanticize things when you're, young, all right? Like, when you go to the beach as a kid, you're like, wow, that's where Nemo lives. Look at that lifeguard who just sits there. Like a lifeguard, you don't think it's like they're saving anyone's like, he's like he's a guard. He's like a, he just like comes with the beach. He's like the mascot. He never like, he's like smoky the bear, you know, he never gets out of the big high chair. He just, he's just like hangs out. He's got binoculars. Like he's just like, he's the guy. He's never seen a man at the beach in swim trunks and a t-shirt be sucked in the ocean in front of his family, that would be

that no one would ever take this job. What? You stink. She really thinks she's hitting punchlines. Yeah, by describing what a lifeguard is. No one's ever seen a lifeguard get out of the chair and you do all the time. You know, it's like the basic premise doesn't like draw you in. You're like, what are you talking

about? They get up and get down all the time. It changed shifts. There's a bunch of them milling around. What do you mean? It's a fucking retarded. She's lost it. Like Smokey the Bear. Huh? Exactly. Did she ever have it? I don't know.

I really don't know because I'm questioning if she was ever funny. I know I liked her on roasts back in the day, but she's terrible at this now. When she did the roast of 2025 that we reviewed last week, it's brutal. These jokes are awful. They don't land at all. So this is the longer clip.

And I'm sorry, a lot of these are longer clips because she goes up on these tangents and she just keeps trying to find the funny. And she just keeps going and going because she can't stop herself. In fact, it's funny that she even says this. I could shut up. Shut up isn't that hard. Right. Follow your advice because listen to this take about leprosy from back in the Middle Ages.

Because think about it. Sorry, this makes me laugh so hard. If you contracted leprosy or you wouldn't live to tell about it, right? there's no way you could spread the intel without spreading the disease. Like you couldn't be a doctor or scientist back then because you'd have it. So you'd be a doctor like, yeah, let me take a look at your leprosy. Like you'd be like, oh, whoa. You guys following this so far?

Leprosy. There's no way to know what leprosy is because as soon as you come in contact with it, you get it. And then there's no way to explain that to other people, which doesn't make any sense. she's going to explain that. Okay. This is a disease we need to document. Then there's a doctor, you go home. You saw someone with like one ear and like, you know, like just an elbow for a head.

You would go home? Just an elbow for a head. Yeah. That's from leprosy? That's what happens. That's what happens? Okay. What the fuck is she talking about?

I put the word home in quotes. And, uh, and, uh, and you've, So writing down with your feather. You'd be like, oh, today I saw this man whose toes fell off one by one. But then, like, ah, I guess it's contagious. I don't have a hand anymore. I got to go tell everyone about this quick, because I clearly have it. And it spreads fast.

So then the doctor put shoes on with his one nub and hand, ran out the door, put on his second shoe, and he was like, gah. And then you started doing the worm through the horse feces. And then immediately got viral encephalitis and died. So what I'm saying is there's no way to spread awareness back then about something if the thing you saw killed you. Right. Got it. I'm glad you explained that because I thought you were stupid and now I know you're retarded. Yeah.

Very helpful. More obnoxious than her would be someone who enjoys this. Yes. watching them consume it and laugh. As I was scrolling through the comments just now, you might have noticed I skipped over one, who said very funny stuff. I want that person investigated.

I want a trial. I want this on court TV. We need to find out what's going on there. Because what a dumb premise that is to say like, oh, there's no way to learn about something. Her point was something about like, no one knew how sailboats worked because if you tried it,

you would die. It didn't make any sense to begin with. Then she went down that road and she comes back to it because she can't let herself just go, okay, that's stupid. Moving on. She has to continue on that path for some reason. If sales worked, the people who found out they worked didn't live to talk about it. The people with the most information about how to stay alive back then did not stay alive. Anyone who was alive back then was by definition stupid because they didn't learn anything. because if they did, they'd be dead. From now on,

someone's like, I know something you don't. I'm like, no, no, you don't. Because if you did, you'd be dead. Well, that's retarded. That's some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. And she's trying to, like, I don't know, it's not trying to be funny,

but I think she also was trying to sound smart. Yeah. And history is not a place where she should go. No. She's trying to sound smart. I mean, it started with the, do we call it the UK or London? No one can figure it out.

She should. teach kindergarten. So I have one more clip on here because I thought it was very funny that she brings up narcissism. She's only talking to herself. There's no one else there talking. She's not reacting to anything. And she says this. These are the details you focus on when you get older and have seen a lot.

And you're actually able to step aside from your narcissistic ego and go, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't want to think about me for a minute. I'm sick of myself. I've had it. And you go, what if I was a person back then? When you no longer think that you are the center of the universe, you really get a lot of insight on how shady the history was told is. Because I have to disagree with Whitney on this one.

I think having these thoughts and saying them out loud on your podcast proves you're a narcissist. Because she thinks that everything she says is gold. Yep. And this is terrible. Yeah, because nobody's telling her it's gold, are they? No, I just read the comments. Not the comments. Unless the staff is pranking her and punking her like we talked about earlier,

then no, no one's giving her positive feedback on this. Missy B in the chat, that's a good point. She thinks she's funny because she has the tempo and delivery, but lacks real substance and irony. It's very similar to what we see with like Tom Myers and some of these comics that know how to like be a comic because they have the cadence down and they sound like they're someone telling jokes, but then the jokes aren't there.

Like Chad Zumach. Like Chad Zumach is a great example of a guy who thinks he's doing comedy. If you didn't know English, you would think he was doing comedy. But as soon as you watch him, you see... Thank you. Please clap. I force the broadfakes. I force him.

Some people earn him. I force them. Congratulations with that black civic that you got, Chad. Very proud of you. And whoever's editing Whitney's thing, that close-up, that occurs where there's supposed to be a punchline. Yes. And there's none to be found.

It doesn't help. No. It makes it so much worse. Right. It kind of zooms in on the fact that there's nothing funny. Right. I like that part. I got an awesome song that came in through a Patreon member.

And I'm going to play a little bit of it now. We'll play the rest of it later on because it's a little bit longer, but it's fantastic. Well, man. You know, let's just first. face it. So it's actually a morning and I'm cool. I'm bero, I'm horning and I'm cool.

I'm bero, I'm horning and I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. And I'm cool. And I'm bero. So it's actually a fantastic song. Great job. Unknown artist sent that in.

And I appreciate you. Unknown artists. Great stuff. Let's talk about Suttering John. He's having quite the week, huh? Ooh. I know that Jen was checking out a stream from last night at the hotel. he's wearing Cincinnati.

He's hooking up with some chick or something? Yeah? Yeah. He flew to Ohio to get his dick wet. Is that what I'm to believe? That's what you're to believe. Or is there a charity gig or something involved? Well, there is a charity gig involved.

If he got his dick wet. There's a lot of charity going on. Well, I have other big news for you regarding his boat. So it's a very melancholy night for the Duke because, finally these guys can get it right and say I don't have a boat anymore because I don't.

I sold my boat today. Actually, I got paid for yesterday. And I, sorry in the title, away. Notice how his eyes go to the ceiling? His lie tells are so obvious. I signed the title away. And I signed the title away. We don't care when you got paid or whatever.

He's a terrible liar. I don't even care about his fucking boat. He doesn't have a boat. He never had a boat. There is no boat. But this is, I'm explaining, why he got rid of the boat. Today, and the reason being is the engine issue that I fucked up because we were flushing it while running the engine, fucked up the end.

engine and it was just too costly for me. Plus, I'm never on the goddamn thing. I mean, I'm on the road all the time. I haven't even been on my motorcycle just sits in a garage gathering dust. What else? I'm just too busy. This is a man who works two hours a day. He told Miss Judy when he goes to law school, it won't be a problem.

He only works two hours a day. But he's too busy to have a boat. He moved to Florida for this reason, I thought. Well, he's got to get to Stevie Tomatoes by four o'clock. That's true. That's true. It takes up a lot of time. He says, you know, he's between the podcast and going to the gym, he doesn't have any time. What a fucking asshole.

No one's buying that. He's got so much time. I'd love to follow him around for a couple days. I don't think you would have to follow very far. No, right. It just sits on his couch. John, are we going anywhere? Yeah.

But he's got proof for us that he sold his boat. Now, I did take pictures of the title for all you idiots that are going to accuse me of never owning one. but um yeah my second boat like real boat that I own oh okay um real boat did you want to show us that picture of the title because he doesn't he just took a picture of it okay cool why do you say real boat my second real boat and I probably some fantasy boats in there and some time I have those yeah there's the one I use with AI that I pretended was my boat I sold my spaceship yesterday Your real spaceship? Yep.

Well, we're talking about John lying. This was a dozy. It wasn't hard. That's a thing. Anyone can take it. It's not as if you have that specific knowledge. Yeah, the bar exam, they test you on actual knowledge. I didn't even go through a trade. I did like two or three

classes. I'm like, I just... You got a 640? Yeah. What'd you get? John is planning. Not only did he pass the LSAT. He got a 640. I don't remember. And a gold star. What is it graded out of again?

I forgot. Good question, VTL. What is it graded out of? What is a 640? I don't remember. By the way, after I did it, I said... He doesn't know, but he thinks that's a good score. Yeah.

But he doesn't know what it's graded out of. I wasn't expecting follow-up questions. Yeah, right. Like 640 is such a random number. 640 out of 640. Well, I would think he would look up Like, he's lying that he took the L-Sat and they passed it. But you'd think he'd look up...

Don't worry, I already have the research on this, Chris. You'd think he'd look up the range that the scores could potentially be. So when he makes up a lie, it would make sense. Yeah. How do you get a 640? That's fucking great. I mean, it's not like... I know people that scored...

I hate the C-Best, Vince. God damn, 6-4. The C-Best is that test you have to take to get with substitute teacher. Yeah. Yeah. Red and yellow, mate. Wow. That's impressive, dude.

Yeah. I know. Damn. But it wasn't hard. No shit. Dude, I passed a real estate like that. Yeah, see, the real estate exam is a comprehensive game, so you have to know your facts. In fact, the rest exam's hard.

That's fucking hard as fuck. Yes. But anyone could sit for the... Chip K. Hedchuck. His credit score is. isn't even 640. That's so true. The else and score is 640

because you don't need to know specific laws or the stupid real estate laws. Or trivia or anything like that. Yeah, none of that. Oh, he wasn't taking it. You don't have to know trivia? Which category do you on sports or general knowledge? Be your math.

Yeah. Impressive. Thank you. Okay. Oh, man. John's so stupid. He couldn't even look up to see what a good score would be. It ranges from 120 to 180.

If you score 170 or higher, that's considered a phenomenal score. You can get into any law school with that score. And John says 640. Why would he do that? Because he's fucking retarded. He's lazy and stupid. That's a combination that's incredible. That's why I love John so much.

Being that stupid and that lazy, all you have to do is look it up. I did a quick search on it to see what the range would be and figured it out immediately. Not hard. Let's get back to John's show from earlier this week and then we'll get into the stuff from last night that I'm very excited about because I heard Jenny Jingles cracking up laughing. That's always a good sign. Yeah. Watching these clips. But so everyone's talking about Tuky's rant the other day on Tuki soup where he's really fed up with what's going on with the Dabbleverse.

and all of these bit players and all of this nonsensical, who gives a shit storylines that are going on. He thinks we need gatekeepers again. Not everyone should have a show and bring on guests and do all the stuff. The clippers are clipping all this horse shit. And John, of course, is like many of these guys, misinterpreted everything that Tuki was saying and is going to punch back. The puppet is going crazy.

He's trying to say everybody in the devil versus assholes. No, puppet. There is a hell of a projection. All right. So John thinks that Tuki was saying everyone's an asshole. Listen to John's comeback for this. Because remember, John is a comedian and faces himself like a roast comic. Like he can tear you down with five jokes after just looking you up and down.

We all remember GED. GED quick, too. Let's see what he comes up with for this. You are the asshole. Oh. You are. Oh. you are

you are the end I was just kidding is that incredible hey girl you stink oh yeah you stink you're the one who stinks you're the one who stinks slow effort man so low efforts you stink

so this is uh moron tokey you're a pathetic wannabe entertainer who failed we all watched your audition you were awful. Do you guys know what he's talking about with audition tape? His stand-up?

No, he did like this sketch comedy thing years and years ago that he had a really small little roll on. He only had like a couple of lines or maybe made like a facial expression or something. And John refers to it as an audition tape. I don't know what he was auditioning for, but that was his audition tape. You have no skill except putting your hand in a puppet's air. to try and be funny, which you are not,

with that stupid fucking voice, which is just that stupid. Good stuff. What do you think of that stupid voice? I think it's stupid. Okay. Very good, then. So Tuky has no talent.

He just has a puppet. And John's also really pissed off at Cardiff. Now, if you know what's going on with Cardiff, John struck Cardiff's channel. which you should not have done. Cardiff did not do anything to violate John's copyright violations. I don't know what I'm saying. Cardiff didn't do anything.

It's all fair use. And John struck his channel. And so Cardiff is now on Rumble, sniping John's show. And John's decided he's going to sue Cardiff. But he's going to small claims court for some reason. He's supposed to do it this week. Then I had to deal with... Now, fortunately for the potato, I wasn't able to get to the small claim court today.

I'm going to have to go on Monday because I just, I had to go to the food court. I had to deliver a title. I had to bring the back Bimini out of my garage. But I also have to go to the hairdress. Oh, yeah, you do. Please go to that. It really does. So, John is claiming he didn't sue Cardiff because he got too busy.

But he has to go to small claims court to sue a Canadian. Is that a thing that happens? I don't know what he's talking about. It's more just empty threats that no one buys. It's so stupid. It's so childish. So John brings on Ashley Cummings. Now, we were just playing.

her sister, Whitney Cummings. And we see that Whitney Cummings, not a bright bulb. Pretty dumb. Ashley must be smarter than her sister, right? You would think? The conversation these two idiots have is so impressively bad. It starts off with as she's all excited, she wants to do a little show and tell.

And then John starts hitting on her and making future plans for the two of them. $2 bills are not bad luck. and I happen to have one of those around. I love $2 bills. Me too. My boss gave me like a bunch. She has a stack of them. Actually, here's

here's some fun things that we can do in Florida. You know, I just, I just got this at the bar. We can go to, we can go to Florida Citrus Tower, big Betsy, the lobster,

um, spook Hill. So there's like some pamphlet for rental cars that shot seats at the bar. He's like, oh, these are future dates with Ashley Cummings right here, I see. Is this free? She's actively laughing at him to his face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, this is ridiculous.

Those are all free things to do, by the way. Of course they are. Yeah. It's hilarious. It's fucking amazing. This is what we'll do when you come and visit me in Florida. She lives out in California, so it's not going to happen. I love that she was all excited about her $2 bill.

Don't you love $2 bills? I love $2. Fives are better. So a lot of bills that are better than a $2 bill. Hundies are cool. Yeah, hundies are pretty sweet. So if you've been following the drama in the devilverse recently, you know that Scarlet Hampton dating Matt Mead,

Scarlet Hampton, a porn actress, her and Matt Mead met at Content Hotel, and the two of them been dating since then. And the reason why Scarlet Hampton is in this universe is because Chrissy Mayer brought her on her show, and Chrissy Mayer likes to mix influencers and comedians and porn stars and sex workers, and we get all those people to mix and do, you know, she had the wet spot on compound.

She does simcast on her channel. So that's why we know who Scarlett is. And Ashley recently had Scarlet on her show because Ashley was trying to be like a mother figure to her and say, hey, listen, I'll protect you. All these big mini but genies are doing you, dirty and I got your back. And so they're talking

about how she really tried to stand up for Scarlett. But I tried to stop that live stream five times. Like as soon as she got on and she started crying, I was like, let's just do this. But she's the porn star, right?

Allegedly. I mean, yes, I think she's been open about that. I don't want to say anything private about other people because that's not me. No, no. I don't know. Because I'm like, you don't understand I really I don't know

I'm not like I don't know what's going on in this thing I mean I you know people like I don't know I didn't even know who Scarlett was Yeah we know John you don't know anything about anything Right I mean it's fucking insane By the way Pest put this video together

Good job passed John's constantly getting distracted by his phone Whoever's just continually texting him And fucking with him it's hilarious because he can't keep a train of thought. He's constantly looking at whatever's coming in. And Scarlane Hampton, it's not a secret. Right. You can go on any porn site or any search engine

and look up her doing various acts and you'll likely find them. Yeah, you don't hear about private porn too much. Right, yes. It really is not a secret. And for as you to be like, I don't know, I'm allegedly, I don't want to say, maybe she does some porn, I don't know.

Maybe she does some adult movie. it's not for me to reveal these kinds of things. No, she does. We know. Everyone knows. So then they're talking about Matt Mead. And Matt Mead, if you'll remember, and somehow Jen and I are in the middle of all of this. Because we were at the content hotel when Scarlett was blackout drunk at dinner at our table.

Like 6 o'clock, yes. Yeah. Just crawling over every guy that walked over to her. Yeah. And then we also remember Christy's wedding when Kate Meaney was there with Matt Meet. well, they weren't there together, but they hooked up at the wedding. And so Matt Mead comes up in this conversation. The only thing I knew was that she was being hurt by a guy named Matt,

and there was a video of her being physically not treated well. And this Matt, isn't this the Matt that claims he had sex with your little sister, Kate Meaney? My little sister is Kate Meanie now? Okay. That's what you told me, don't you remember? Her little sister is Whitney Cummings. Her little sister is a famous comic who has the biggest podcast on the planet right now.

He thought he was being clever somehow. I do think that he thought he was being clever. Okay. So he's like, didn't he claim he hooked up with Kate Meaney. And so I guess at some point, Ashley did the same thing with Kate Meany that she's trying to do with Scarlet where she's like taking her under her wing and, trying to help her out in this crazy world. And so right there she goes,

my little sister. And watch this exchange and how happy John gets. I love Kate Meaney for every round. No, but you told me it was like your little sister. That's what you told me. Well, but Kate and I have been talking for like six months, seven months or so. She is like my little sister. You said no.

No, I thought you were relating it to Scarlet. No, what I'm trying to say to you is this Matt Mead guy Is claiming that he had Intercourse with her And yeah, and Kate is saying it's bullshit Well, then I believe Kate, it's probably bullshit Right I'm just, I mean, I get this information

All over the fucking place from all these fucking people And I don't know what it is I don't really give a shit Then what did you ask? He does give a shit I mean, we're talking about Kate Meaney and a porn star. He gives a shit. It's all John is consumed with.

And the idea that it's like, well, Kate says you didn't hook up with him, so I believe that. Kate also said she wasn't recording you over and over again. And you also said you hooked up with Kate. That's true. John did imply that that went down. That definitely did not happen. So what I love, the thing that happens next is a topic gets brought up by the super chat about this. recent incident with the ice shooting that woman during the protest in Minneapolis.

And I love to watch these two have to react and have a conversation about something that they should probably know a lot about, but obviously you know nothing about. I'm sure you heard about the ice agent that shot the, I mean, absolutely, the face of the reason. I saw something about that. An ice agent shot a woman in Minnesota. As the mayor, as the mayor, of Minnesota or whatever and Tim Walts has said get the fuck out we don't need ICE here the mayor of Minnesota John claims to be this political pundit who's got this great political show where he tells you what's going on in the world of politics and he thinks there's a mayor of Minnesota and he could barely remember Minnesota fucking fucking incredible so John gets all worked up as he likes to do

when he's talking about Trump and what the Trump administration is up to. Sounds a lot like Gestapo. Are we in 1939 Germany? I'll wait. Oh, Jed, I'm sorry. Did you want to see that in slow-mo? Where John decided to just let saliva

come pouring out of his mouth. I'll wait. That was a really good one. So foul. Yeah, I mean, you're trying to fuck this lady. You were just telling you we're going to drive her all around the state of Florida. I got enough lubrication for the book. Yeah.

If you're not wet. I'll just drool on you. I'll wait. So then Ashley starts talking about this incident in Venezuela. And this gets very funny. Like they're not given due process. They're not given. So they're on our land.

And just to put this in context. We just stole some, a dictator. I don't know the whole thing with Venezuela, but we just stole him and his wife and brought them here for to be tried on U.S. soil. How does that make sense with, and this is just, I'm an idiot. Obviously, everyone knows that. I don't think you're an idiot, but go ahead. She just said we stole a dictator.

Yeah. You are an idiot. Why would anyone steal one of those? She said, yeah, we went out to Dictator. Why would you even steal that? They should be giving them away, you would think. She said it twice. I know.

We went over there and stole that dictator. And he's just going, yep. Well, what's great is I thought for sure Ashley realized, like, I sound really stupid. I shouldn't be talking about this. I know I'm an idiot. And John goes, no, no, no, you're not an idiot. But actually, Ashley takes it all right back. And this is just, I'm an idiot.

Obviously, everyone knows that. I don't think you're an idiot, but go ahead. I'm being facetious. Oh, she was being facetious. So she thinks she's smart. So was I. Man, her and Whitney were failed by their parents. These two are fucking idiots.

It's shocking. So Ashley tells the story of a friend of hers who was stopped by ice because he's Mexican-American. He had to show his ID. Isn't that terrible just because of the color of his skin goes through this whole thing? And John has to one-upper. He's got a story of his own about how awful it is to live in Trump's and America. Listen to this. I have an agent

that... Not a nice agent, I hope. I'm just kidding. No. No, no. A talent agent in Canada. And he said that when he was going, I forget where, he was going somewhere in the United States. And when he went through customs

there, you know, they asked to check his phone. And they said, who is this John guy? Is that you? And he goes, was no, you know, I'm Robert. And they said, well, thank God you're not John, because I was trashing Trump in some of our correspondence.

What? It's getting bad, Ashley. Like, you can't, I mean, this is. I'm sorry. Like, have we ever? Hitler all over again. Listen to that story John just told. He claims he has a talent agent.

Okay. In Canada. I mean, right there, it's like, that's not true. Sure. Okay, but anyway, so this agent that he has is Canadian coming over the border. They go, let me see your phone. And what they do is they go through his text threads and read correspondence he's had with friends. And they go, are you John?

So, no, obviously that's the person who's contacted my phone that I'm chatting. So that wouldn't happen at all. Not at all. And then they go, good thing you're not, John, because we would lock him up because he's saying mean things about our president. That's the dumbest fucking story I've ever heard for so many reasons. First of all, the first thing they ask me for at the border is your fucking passport. It's got your name on it. Yep.

Right. They don't go through your phone. They never once asked me for my phone. No. They don't go through your emails. They'll go through your text messages. It's ridiculous. And for John to tell that story as if like, man, if Trump could get to me, he would have me behind bars.

Right. I see some awful things. Everyone knows where you live, idiot. You have fucking pizza delivered your house every fucking day. You think the Secret Service can't fight you if they wanted to? That's right. For a guy who didn't want to eat pizza every night. Look how that turned out.

So, yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And John's just stupid enough to think that he could tell that story and people would believe it. Like, wow, you're right. Things have gotten really bad in Trump's America. That's definitely what's going on. Well, maybe he heard Ashley say she's dumb. And he's like, well, let's test this out. Yeah, let's see how W are.

And she's like, oh, yeah, it sounds awful. So let's get back to Maduro talk. More political conversation from these two. So again, wondering how you guys found all the stolen money, wondering how you're spending all this money, and American people need money. Well, I'm super confused where even those $2,000 checks are going. But he's taking him out for justice.

Why don't we take Trump out for justice? Give me a break. These people are so stupid. Tough talk. They have no idea what they're talking about. That sounded like, hey, well, that's some of that internet money. Yeah, exactly. But as well, money, we want some of that money.

Give me some of that money. Where can I move that I don't need money? John's, yeah, I know. American people need money. You need money, Ashley. You literally go on John Show for $20, we found out recently. She is dumb. You do I mean.

she loves two dollar bills John is so basic too he doesn't know anything that's going on with this thing in Venezuela just like well they do it for justice then they should put Trump in jail like oh fuck off man you couldn't be more stupid and uh yeah this continues on I had a good time with this

like stealing human beings from another country that don't have anything to do with us and expending all that time resource uh resources um and manpower on this doesn't make a ton of sense,

but I don't want to get political, you know? Don't get political. Too late. Don't get political. Doesn't have anything to do with us. Read one fucking story about this, idiot. What he's talking about? Okay.

Moving on from the political talk. I just thought that was funny. Shows how stupid there. So John gets a super chat on here. Everyone's concerned about his cats. We don't know what happened to the cats. And people want to see the cats. People have been offering them money to show his cats.

and he knows this. So he gets offered more money to show the cats and realizes this is an opportunity to not only get paid, but also share some of that sweet income with his friend Ashley, who needs the money. You super chat me 100 right now, and I'll show both my kitties.

Someone please super chat 100 right now so we can see both the kitties? Actually, can you just do it for free? No, but I'm splitting the 50 and 50 with you after you, takes their 30, so it's 35, 35. Okay. We're talking about $35.

So John's decided. And again, everyone's doing stunts for money now. I'll show you my cat if you give me $100. And sure enough, this guy comes back, L Diablo 420, comes back with $100. And so it's showtime, Johnny. How do I put this up there? Let's see. All right.

He's a super chat 100 to see my kitties. So let me go all the way down there. Good. Let's go get them. I want to see them anyway. You know, he has to see my kitties. Hold on. I'm going to find this thing.

Stop stalling. Where is this thing? It's all the way down. I got somebody more. But now I go all the way down because I can't seem to. So many more what? Yeah. You can't finish the sentence.

Oh, I see. Yeah, LDL was Canadian. Okay. That's a hundred Canadian, which it'll take a little bit off of that. All right. So it's not going to be 35. I was wrong about that. Make it like 28.

Maybe 27. All right. No, it's a... We did what you asked. All right. Well, here's my kitties. There's my kitties. There's Wolverine.

And there's Xavier. now I am showing you my kitties. No, we need to see them on screen. No, no, no, he didn't. He said just show me your kitties. Where are the kitties? I'm not going to go run around, but here they are. There they are.

There's Wolvie. There's Xavier. You asked me, I'm... What was that picture from? Fucking a few nights ago, but there they... Okay. Another lie tell. John's the worst liar in the world.

Great question from Ashley. Yeah. When is that picture from? Show the date. And listen to how John responds to that. OV., there's Xavier. You asked me, I... What was that picture from?

A few nights ago, but there they are. And now... He's always stuttering when he's lying. And that's not really the most difficult lie to come up with... No, what took so long. Last night. Yeah. This morning.

Whatever. Pick one. Quick. Tomorrow. Fuck. I said my kitties. Thank you. You know what?

You know, if you, the next time, you idiot, you would say, could I see your kitties in their natural habitat somewhere right now where they are? Right. You fucked up. A smart person would do that. I win. You're an idiot. You're an idiot because you didn't say, can I see them in their natural habitat where they are right now? Right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice going. You're never getting a super champ for that guy again. Yeah. Good job. Jerk. But yeah, he had that ready to go. You know, John can never find anything on his phone.

He can never find what he's looking for. But he had that photo. He had that ready to go. People have been offering him money. Yeah. So he knew. He's like, oh, shit, I got to work around on this. He's probably like laying in bed in the morning.

I got it. Yes. The white ball went out over his head. Literally. All right. Jen, I know you checked out last night. I did. And I got clip happy, so I don't have to play all of them.

It doesn't sound terrific because he's just using his computer mic, but you can hear him. My clip one, John confronts Alicia Silverstone. Finally. About all the hate going on. That's my clip one. I think it was Alicia Silverstone. I'm trying to find it. Oh, here we go.

This is, this is the best. He's been getting the heat he's deserved lately, so I'm thankful for that. Now, this is the funny thing. I'm getting the hate that I deserve. And again, we go back to the beginning. I never drew first blood. I just happened to be a celebrity, and these guys aren't. The hate I deserve.

They watch me every fucking day. They can't quit me. They attack my family. Me, my gigs, my schools, and I'm getting the hate, I've been nothing but a good guy. But what he neglects to say is all the bad shit that he does too. Well, of course, that's what he always leaves out. He will list off every good things. By the way, this is the best of.

This is like the greatest hits, this stream that he did. Some of my favorite ones that he does are the ones when he's by himself because he can't get out of his own head. and there's nobody to check him. Yeah, he's all fucking with him, and he can't help himself. He can't just do a show. He loves to act like he could just do a show without having to play clips, and he's been bragging about that lately because he's striking channels to play clips. So he said, I don't even play clips.

But it's like, without reacting to the chat, he's got nothing. He sits down there with nothing to say. And that filter's working overtime. You barely even see the tea at his head. I know. It's also very dim in there. So anyway. You talk about his brain?

Yeah. My clip two. John can't help but bring his recent house guest into all of this. For instance, I bring in what you guys now call a vagrant or a stray or a grifter. Drifter. Instead of like applauding the nicety of being a good Samaritan, you guys can't handle that. that doesn't fit your fucking narrative. No, no, no, no.

That doesn't fit your narrative. What fits your narrative is for you to hate me for whatever I do. It's not hate. We actually think it's very funny that you invite a homeless guy into your house to buy you Bush Light and make it so you can watch all the football games because he has the working fire stick. Yeah, and move your beer from the freezer to the fridge. Right. There's also some barking orders, but he also is just a lonely guy who needs a friend.

So we don't hate John for doing that. We just ridicule him for needing a friend that badly. He also can't do a good deed without announcing it. That's the other problem, too. Remember how reluctant he was to tell Keanu? Ah, I shouldn't even say it. This is tearing me apart inside. Okay, I did an amazing thing.

That's a spot on Keanu. Well, he's a little disjointed in this. And believe it or not, there's not a lot of stuff. space in between these clips. I believe it. But clip three, John calls Anthony Gay. So I take in somebody in me to help a fellow human being out. And what do I get from this cesspool?

AIDS? Leprosy. You get Pocky calling me gay. Now there. is the ultimate fucking projection. What? To call me gay

when, as Vince has said, even as soon as yesterday, that Pocky's gay. Judging by the objective data and no offspring, you know, there's no real proof

he's ever had sex with anyone, any female. Now, and according to rumor, at least from the documentaries I've heard, he didn't he bed down a transvestite or something? I don't know. This is not an accusation like he's made on me.

I am just saying. I'm just saying. Okay, hold on a second. And he said transvestite. Transvestite? How did all these rakes get in this hotel room? Hey, you know your friend, Ava? The transvestite, you idiots?

They don't like that word. Nope. That's not what you say. But he's also saying that if you're a female trans person, that it's gay for a guy to have sex with that person, which is very homophobic, I think. It's hard to keep up with these days. But John's a champion of that community. He does protest too much. LGBT plus.

All right. And then, you know, he moves on to Pinky laughing at Pocky because he thinks he's funny. And that is four. And then you got Pinky laughing at Pocky for making this same stupid assumption. And what happens when you assume you make an ass out of you and you? Pinky-Pocky. What a retard. You don't think it's getting his point across very well?

No. I think he's very upset that everyone's dunking at him, and he's proving that he's watching all of it. Yeah. So my fact that he's bringing this up, like, Anthony made fun of me, and then Kevin Brennan agreed with him, and he was making fun of me. It's like, yeah, you invited a stranger into your house to sleep there. What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

He had a slumber party with a stranger. We all assume there was gay sex going on. Right. And this is perfect to set up my next clip because, John, we wouldn't have known about any of this. if you didn't tell us, right? So my clip five. Now, let's say I said that I said no. Now, let's pretend for a second.

I know you guys are real into fantasy. Because just like that, Alicia Silverbone, she is into fantasy. So let's pretend for a second. Remember when you were in kindergarten? Shit, wait, I don't know. Did you make it that far? But let's pretend.

let's say I came on the air and told the story that a person at the bar asked me if he could stay in my house and I said no with that

what would you say Alicia then you'd say I'm a scumbag for not letting somebody stay at my place wouldn't you? I think though. Thank you, Cracketbop. You're welcome. Actually, I wouldn't.

Because when you're bringing strangers home from a bar, especially a man bringing a man home that he doesn't know, I would say no, no, I'm sorry. You can't come home with me. And it wouldn't be a story to tell. Yeah, why would you even tell anyway? He also changed the story. Now he's saying that the guy asked him if he could stay at his house.

Whereas in the original story, John volunteered that when he found out he was sleeping in his car. Yeah. So now it sounds like it's very different. from what he first told, which by the way, the first time he told the story was so full of lies. He could not even spit it out. And that's why he can't remember any of it either. Right, because it's all made up. Exactly.

This is what I mean when I'm saying this is the best of. It's clip six. I have been nothing but good to people. Now, you'll say, well, how about when you attack those guys, they attack me first. Right, but They drew first blood. Yeah, but you can't then say you've been nothing but nice to people. Right.

Precisely. He watched Cheatersons' documentary. The whole point of that was you've got to stop saying first blood. It's not working. It doesn't make any sense. It's wrong. And it wouldn't matter if it was correct. Not to derail this, but since we brought up the documentary, I forgot to mention I love him going over the artwork.

Yeah. That's so fucking good. One of my favorite things, I were. Sorry, Jen. That's okay. So my clip seven, John is the only honest one in the dabbleverse because he's the only one willing to talk about his personal life.

Now, I was reluctant to talk about letting somebody stay at my place. I was because I knew what you people do. See, I'm the only honest, one in this dabble breast, which is why I'm the sun that you all revolve around. Because I'm the only one willing to

talk about my personal life. Shitway it doesn't. Pocky doesn't. Pinky doesn't. I'm the only one. How's that working out for you? I'm glad he didn't say me because I was going to say, he was making fun of my RO system getting stolen and my dishwasher exploding. So I was, I'm like,

better not be fucking bringing my name up into these people who don't talk about their personal lives. You honestly didn't come up that much during this particular diatribe. He must have watched clips of just Anthony and Kevin Brennan. That's why he'll fire it up. Does he go to the internet every day saying, this is the day I win? Who's got my back? Ah, nobody. Fuck again?

This is the day I win. This is the day the internet is not going to piss me off. Wrong again. God damn it. He then goes into this. I'm going to skip my clip eight. It was just a weird transition into from exactly that to I helped all these comedians out, like Florentine and, you know, Mike Bouchetti and Ralphie Mae.

So clip nine just kind of sums up who he is as a person. So I do a nice day. I rescue three cats. I help comics. Yes, that's it. By being much worse than that. That whole thing with the stuttering John and Friends tour, he's actually like that,

something he was doing people a favor with. He needed funny comics to fill time in order for him to make more money than all of that. Yeah, he lined his pockets with it. Yeah, right. So he's letting Florentine and Nick Tappalo and Jim Norton be the funny ones. And he's taking most of the money

because he happened to be an intern on the Howard Stern Show. But that makes him a great guy. Wow. What a good deed. No good deed goes unpunished, John. And how long ago was that good deed? Decades ago. Well, right.

Living in the past. That is that man. My clip 10, it sounds like he's doing final arguments. So you could sit there and try and paint it that on the bed. guy. But if you really, really look, if you peel the onion, you start to realize

it stinks. It's just not true. It's just not true. Why would we have to look really hard if it's so blatant? Yeah. Yeah. Good point. And what does Patrick Melton have to do with anything? I know. It's just mean. That is. Don't drag him into this. My clip 11. Good guy, John.

goes straight for the jugular. What you guys like to say or like to believe because you're being told by a high school dropout a fucking guy lost his gun and got arrested for biting a young woman's hand

and according to her, stepping on her, taking a what, 17-year-old to the prom while he was 40. I mean, you would rather believe them than the truth.

Because again, you can't handle the truth. I think Anthony's also a high school dropout. You just say two high school dropouts. Well, he missed an opportunity there. Oh, well. He goes back to Alicia again, because this is how this whole thing started, was that one chat that came in. Oh, yeah.

So Alicia doesn't believe that John's very charitable, and he disagrees. Just like this, Alicia. She can't. She doesn't want to believe that I'm a good guy. She doesn't want to believe that I'm a very charitable person and always happen. I came out here to do something. The charity for that and a girl. But either way, I have always been charitable.

Fuck, I was the keynote speaker. at the National Starming Association Convention in Chicago. You don't guess how much they paid me to do that? I would hope it's zero. Yeah, no shit. That's charity. Oh, what an asshole. All right.

Chris Fike, you guys know him. He's the guy who sends pizza around to everybody in the Dabbleverse. He was on with Rocco last weekend talking about this. He emailed me. He was looking into this charity gig that John's doing. He reached out to the charity that John's claiming he's performing for. They have no record of him. Oh.

I don't even think this gig exists. I think it's completely made up so that he could go and try to hook up with some chick that he met online. And then he's kind of like turning into, I have a charity gig because I'm such a great guy. Well, it's a charity event for animals, right? Yes, right. And that's the other thing, too. I think he's feel guilty about leaving his cats in a house and letting them die or run away or whatever happened. And so he's like, look at how great I am.

So it checks all the boxes. He's a superhero. He's doing things for charity. He's also getting laid. that's, you know, awesome because all the ladies love him. So it's just, it's all cool stuff all around. Animal lover. And I don't know, I saw the email thread that went back and forth between Chris and the person of the charity.

And they're like, we're not doing anything with John Melendez. Huh. We have no record of that. It's a tough crowd all over again. Yeah, right. Yes. It's really, it's crazy how easy this for, not easy. It's very difficult.

How often John lies is crazy to me. You just lie about anything. He doesn't like to lie. I can't lie. That's true. Sometimes I forget about John's loss. I don't lie. I don't like to lie.

Good point. Yeah. Adam pointed this out on Wednesday. If he does get painted into a corner, which we don't need to do. Right. He just says, yeah, and you bought it, you dumb fuck. Yeah, right. So he's always got an out.

He's got that loophole. Yeah. You guys are the idiots for believing the things that I said. Also, I know. never lie about anything. I'm doing truth teller around here. Right. It's insane.

He is a riddle. Yep. My clip 13, why would you do charity for free, John? Why did I do it? Because I wanted to help young stutterers. I wanted to give them all the advice and all the tricks and tools that I use to help me speak clearer.

Sounds like. Here's a tip. Tell the truth. That's not what I'm here for. When you're talking, talk about reality. That way you won't stutter so much. It's a great tip, John. Thanks.

Thanks for that. But the thing he said next blew my mind, and that's clip 15. I helped him. I literally ultimately cured him. You don't want to hear about that, do you? No, we're sick. of hearing about it. He talks about it all the fucking time. He cured a young stutterer.

No, it's in his book. That's why we gave the book away. He allowed everyone to know about it. We didn't give it away. You had to pay for our Patreon. Oh, yeah. Okay. See, he admitted it. And then he launches straight after that into claiming responsibility, claiming accolades for some nice things that his mom did for somebody. So that's clip 16. My mother.

my mother I would make jokes that our house was Ellis Island she would let people stay from Denmark that she hadn't even met Hula

who came to that Yankee game was just an old pair that a friend my mother said that she was a nice person and my mother let her stay at my house see this is it's amazing it's amazing It reminds me of the Sheet-Shitterson documentary where he talks about how John's taking credit for his intelligence, even when it's other people.

Yep. His dad was really smart. His kids are really smart. So obviously, I'm really intelligent. My mom was generous. I was, I'm very generous. No. Definitely not.

And it wasn't your house. It was your mom's house. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Anyway. So intense, too. Why is he so worked out. If he's in Cincinnati, he's in his charity gig and he's getting pussy, you'd think he'd be like in a

better mood. Yeah, a little more late back. Right. He's all hopped up on Viagra, probably. With nowhere to go. Is this a side effect of Viagra? What? You're dixing behind.

I have bono rage. Shit mood. Did you want me to suck that? I guess. Oh, you're in a mood today. I took a lot of Viagra. My clip 17, he just fucks up a phrase, and it's really funny. So I do something.

nice and either you'll say I'm gay or I'm lonely because you can't grasp your mind around the fact that I'm just a damn good guy.

That is true. I cannot grasp my mind around that fact. Yeah. Oh my God. I love this lonely loser from a hotel room by himself. He's like, what do you guys call me? Lonely? Yeah, right.

As he's crying on the internet. So John is going to flip a switch here. He's going to get us all with this one, my clip 18. But maybe I shouldn't be honest with you anymore. Maybe that's the plan. You're going to start lying to us now, John, are you?

Oh, no. Would you get on the LSAT 640? Yesterday I said I was flying. out late. I wasn't. Shut off. Got you. I had a 953 flight this morning. Maybe I'll start lying you guys.

In fact, I already did. What the fuck? I said I was on American Airlines? It was Delta. You guys fell for it. Oh, man. He was correcting me up today. That's hilarious.

That is right. What a retard. Yeah. It was. I left this morning. Not yesterday. Fuck you. So clip 19.

This is fucking insane. You got a potato who's trying his best to get this charity gig canceled where I'm helping animals, Cincinnati animal care. And you got a potato

trying to destroy that, making a wise, which is defamatory. That's quite an accusation. Mm-hmm. What is it based on? He's saying the Cardiff Electric, or is it the potato that he was warming her for Howard? I'm confused about that. You didn't say which potatoes.

He never specified. Saying that I offed cats. We don't think you murder cats. We just think you're negligent. Yeah. Because that would take effort. Right. We just think you're a really shitty cat on her.

Which I would never do in a million years. I love animals. This is the part that's crazy. Love Adams. Uh-oh. In my house again, growing up was open to many dogs and cats

I had a pet duck named dribbles that I raised when it was an egg I had a horse named Mr. But I was

a big point on those kind of ones I missed the last half of that It doesn't matter That was the punch line Holy shit dribbles he knew since it was an

Why are we just hearing about this? I've never heard about dribbles before. And then after that he said he had a pony, but not one of those small ponies. It was a big pony. A horse? He said it wasn't a horse. It was a pony, but not a small pony. The fuck is he talking about?

He's talking about his duck named dribbles. Was the pony in the house also? He didn't say. He just said he had one. I was going to make an omelet, and there was a duck. And I raised him to be my own. God, I'm lonely. My sister's wanted to have a duck.

Oh, my God. The fuck has a pet and dog. Yeah, that's right. What would you do with that thing? Can I please take a shower? Ducks in there. I was dying listening to this. It was so fucking funny.

But then, you know, if you look at the objective data. Oh, he's uses that term all the time now. That's his new catchphrase, objective data. Well, here goes with it. it means? Because I don't. If you look at the objective data, it would indicate

that I had been nothing but a good person my life. Now, did I, did I retaliate to some of you assholes? Yes. I did. Am I proud of that? No. I am not. So does that not fit into the data set

that we were talking about before? Because I could have sworn you were saying that the objective data would lead us to think that you're a nice guy. But I've had enough. That's why I went away for 17 months, because I've had enough. He ran off the internet. He took his ball and went home. And now he's acting like, that proves he's a good guy.

Yeah. It doesn't. Nothing he said there at proving. It proves he's a good guy. Objective data, your honor. What does that even mean? Clip 21. Yeah.

There is a threat in here. and I think we're all going to be a little bit scared. You guys take you too far. And the potato is sitting there saying that I'm thin skin. Oh my God. Him and Tuki? They like to say umpten skin. Tuki had a meltdown.

He was crying like a bitch the other day. Oh, no, what this is the worst? All you see. All you guys are turning on me. It's not even close to what happened. No. And the potato, big fat lardass, so upset that he got struck for violating my rights. And then in retaliation, starts to attack my family because he's a big pussy boy.

What? He's a big pussy boy. Hey, Dick Hey. At the end there, did you hear what he said? No, what did he say? Hackmania. Oh, right. So he's flesing his muscle talking about coming to hackamania.

John, you've run into these people before. The Atlantic City thing. Like, no one's afraid of you. Every description I've heard of people who run into John go, oh, he's just a frail old man. Tiny. Tiny. They're not, no one's, no one wants to fight you.

No one's going to fight you. It's like scrappy do, this fucking idiot. You know, he's just punching up at fucking Cardiff and Rocco. Up and Scrappy. he could take John. I think so. Yeah. It's got more energy. John saying that he's not thin skin when every episode

is airing his grievance. Exactly. It's the most thin skin thing you could do. He goes on the defensive. He could do anything he wants with his show. And this is what he does. And talks about ducks. Oh, God. I know. That was my favorite thing. That's hysterical. So now he's claiming the car's trying to get his charity gig canceled and he's going after his family.

Is there objective data that we can look at to prove this? What is he talking about? He's telling truths, guys. You don't believe him, I know. But now we don't know, is it a lie? Is that my curse not making games for me anymore? Is he so busy fucking with John's family? Maybe he's on to something.

Then he has a message. My clip 22 is a message for the poxter. This is a message to the poxter. Pocky. I am going to flash 500 bucks to you. Vegas Beres-Hos, Jerry is going to book a boxing ring. Oh, Jesus.

And then you and I will get in that ring. What say you? My money's on aunt. He's got to stop it with this shit. No one's looking to box. Anthony Kumi is not a boxer. He's a way funnier broadcaster than you. Why did we get back here again?

I thought we'd moved on from this fucking boxing bullshit. John lives in a loop. It's a loop. It's a loop. And clip 23. John, please come to Hackamania. I know you won't. I know that he won't because he said he was going to.

Please come to Hackamination. By the way, is this what good guys do? This is what good guys do. They're threatening to fight you in Vegas. Yes. What don't you get about this? He's the good guy. I'm no you.

He's fighting the good fight with five. $500. Waving around in the air. So besides going to the gym, John's also eating really healthy now to stay in fighting shape, and that's 23. I'm eating better than I ever have. Last night, I had a,

I forget what, healthy choice, dinner. Isn't that pet food? Frozen food? Yeah. That's where he's eating better than he ever has. Yep.

Oh, fuck. Dinner. Cheap and pork. Cupid pork. with cauliflower rice. Oh, what an idiot. And vegetables. Coulin flour rice and vegetables.

What a fucking idiot. He thinks he's eating healthy. I know. I don't want EDR to get really depressed about this either because I know he wanted to buy him a meal, but he's eating just fine. Don't worry about it. Wow. So is he that embarrassed about the Salisbury steak hungry, man? I guess.

And by the way, guys, just so you know, I'm no longer having a brownie with my microwave food. I'm having Cobbler I hate to tell you, John, but if you're subsisting on frozen dinners, you're not eating hungry. It doesn't matter what it is. But the name says it all.

It's so stupid. So John gets really gross in my clip 24. And I'm just really curious. I can't imagine. How does he see himself? I'm going to flash that 500 in your face and yoga. And then we will go to that boxing ring.

And we'll have a little boxing match. That's what you do. You come. You win? I'll wait. Just ask you. Are you in? I'll wait.

Come on. Get in the ring with the Duke. It'll be fun. It's like you want to fuck him. I know. I'll wait. Fuck me or fight me. as Patrick Michael would say.

Also, he still even flashed the 500. I know. Wait, so the 500 is the money he would pay Anthony to fight him? That's what I... Because Anthony doesn't need $500. No, he doesn't get out of bed for that. No. I'm talking about.

I know. But he's so grotesque in that particular one. It's sticky. I don't like it. Clip 25. Contrary to what I just said, John is the best looking guy in the Dabbleverse. What?

I mean, if you really ask, like, Kiano and Ash, and ask all the hot girls and this Dahlvers. I mean, there's no denying that I'm hands. I am definitely the best looking in the Dahlvers. I mean, there's not no one's even close. I mean, hands down.

The sad thing is he never stops asking them. That's right. He really does. Like, I'm good, don't I? Like, Miss Judy. Miss Judy came to my idea. And shit. It's like, dude, John, why is your filter at 100% them?

I'm starving. And I just got my sketcher my eyes sketch my eyes sketch that'll give me

another inch and height oh no this girl's 56 and I'm 5 7 and I'm 5 7 and a half and I'm 5 8 and a half don't you acquire part out loud to drop oh yeah

fucking board you got to slip on sketchers too late fuck why would you say that out loud I just got sketchers that make me an inch taller I don't know yeah nothing about that's cool no it's not I thought you said you were

cool. Not cool, John. Now, my clip 26, this might be proved that John's cats are still alive. Oh, good. Then this morning, I left the house. With my pants on, of course.

And I picked up a friend. With my pants on for once. Come on. Jesus, Christ. Jeff, this is gold. I know. I know you're laughing at stake in a girl. with my pants on

and I picked up a friend who took me to the airport who took me the airport and she's watching my cats when I'm gone she's watching them drift down the canal

there's John's cats and yes I'm paying her oh okay She's the daughter of my friend. They usually takes care of my cats, but he happens to be out of town, taking care of his grandfather has her cancer. Cool. Cool story, dude. I know.

I mean, that's, why would you feel the need to tell us any of that? Well, he did, I didn't clip any of this part because it's so boring, but he did go on to say, because he's lost so much weight because he's been at the gym so much and he's eating so healthy. Right. He went from a 34 waist to a 32 waist. So when he got off the plane, His pants were falling down. So he had to go buy a belt. He didn't have a belt.

He left them all at home. Why is this guy? He doesn't have a belt? So then he went to two different places where all he could find were lady belts, which he did buy and wore. He wore a lady belt? Is that my next clip? No.

I didn't clip any of that. I saw it in dead was anonymous. Someone posted a photo of him showing off his lady belt. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I saw that and thought he was showing that like the girl after belt there. No, he bought that. To prove that he like got like.

I sent you the Photoshop with the rainbow suspenders. And I know this is going long. I only have two more clips. But clip 27's short, but I just had to clip. Yeah, we got a football game that starts in 10 minutes here, Jen. Oh, shit. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Clip 63. Let's go.

I'm a lean. What an idiot. What a slow. I know. This man is the definition of slow. Where's the timer on that? Holy shit. What a loser.

I know. Maline being losing machine. I'm a lean, mean, cuisine. Pause. And I have a game green. Oh, God. Okay.

My last one is clip 28. John likes his rights. Oh. Single line. You suffer. from MDS. Melendez derangement syndrome. Strike the Sanduskin

over 15 times a month, thin skin. No, no, no, no, no. They're violating my rights. They're violating my rights. They're not. You know that. And that's fat jacked. Enough with this bullshit, fair use.

Enough of fair use. It's written into the Copyright Act, you idiot. What a fucking asshole this guy is. I'm trying to Cheryl. Hammer rights are bothering him. They can't keep going by

this same bullshit. The law. Yeah, yeah. What is this? The First Amendment? What is that all about? Free speech? Fuck all that noise.

And there was more I didn't even get to. There's so much. You know, when he says that's a fact, Jack, that is a tell. Yeah. That is a tell that he's lying. All right. It's the best day of my life.

Like unknown artist, Viro Horny and Cool coming in. That's all, man. You know, let's just face it. I'm Vero, I'm horning, and I'm cool. I'm Biro, I'm horning, and I'm cool. I'm Biro, I'm horning, and I'm cool, and I'm cool. I'm Bero, I'm horning, and I'm cool, and I'm cool. See, 60 years.

Cool. I wrote this. He's probably going to start playing it to open a show. And I'm cool, and I'm cool. Speaking of Horny, we got the internet news coming in for us. Internet news with Lucy Tightbox. From Facebook, Michael Lee announces Stuttering John will be headlining Rodney's comedy club in New York City in February. Ronnie Greyer predicts, I'll bet the parking will be plentiful and near the door.

Cover charge, they'll pay you to attend. Spole. Brian Hulk asks the group, what's some of your favorite e-bomb's world content? Matt Fiske offer answers. The stuff stolen from other websites. I bet that was Carl's job. From Patreon, the negative creep offers, If you stay at my house, please don't bother making the bed. The sheets are going in the wash.

That applies to everyone, not just Floridian vagrants. Even when he's trying to be civilized, John just ends up being gross. Chris Atrill comes in with a sweet 40-year-old reference. Say what you will about Bill and Nia Burr. They do have a snappy moonlighting-esque rhythm to their bickering, way more entertaining than Bill by himself. Ken Kerper opines, that Bob Kelly thing

is ponderous, fucking ponderous. Dame Taft gets it. I couldn't agree more, Carl. Midgets do make everything better. Deluxe chimes in with Whitney Cummings is just not funny at all. Much like Gino, there's cackling to act like they're funny. At least she doesn't owe Amex

$34,000. From Reddit, Fix It 403 ponder's. Imagine letting some smelly, desperate bums sleep in your house when you know the guy will just destroy it. What was Jose thinking? Specific T posts a Where's Waldo knockoff asking, where's John's cat? Special Agent Polk reports on a farm upstate. Ralph

Mulman Mellish counters with dead and thrown in the canal. Nacho Ninja wins the prize with, changed its name and now identifies as a dog. Educational share is concerned. Many serial killers start by killing small animals. Is John's homeless drifter guest in danger? Noindy-noy shares. This wet brain claims he sold his boat because he just didn't have the time to enjoy it due to his gym schedule. Industry puzzled points out, his neck looks like Keanu's vagina. No wonder they get along. And from YouTube, Robbie C notes, Ron is seamlessly tap dancing between straight man and clown depending on Opie's mood swings. It's art. Dwayne Chitman with an interesting point. Hilarious. They have nothing better to do was what the morning zoo crews used to say when they would get Jocktober. And Opie

would say it's one of the oldest copes in the book. Thomas Kirkpatrick. Ron, said exactly what I was thinking. Why would the old ONA staff be scared of Jim Norton? Poor man's investing observes. Ron is pushing Opie for a blow up. Ron's ready to move up, and the memory police plays us out with. Opie and Bill Burr are now one in the same. Thanks for getting us caught up on the internet news.

Lucy Tightbox and producer Chris, putting that together for us this week. Of course, that means that it's time for the rock and rolla voicemails. bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and rolla. Dedicated to Gary in San Diego, one of our greatest voicemail callers who passed away last year. And a few calls that came in this week.

Audio separated at birth, Bill Burr's constant laughter, and the laughing crowned royal bag at the end of Tim Burton's Batman. Second, I recently have gone on a journey. I've walked in old reruns of different strokes. I was always a fan. It's actually not that badly written. There's some good chuckles or some retarded shit. But Dana Plato, man, she was cute, effervescent.

What a, man, to think of the last days of her life when Howard Stern, man, fuck him until the day he fucking dies. She did not deserve that. Poor fucking girl. Rest in peace. That's a lot of controversy about Howard's role and all of that. But I haven't watched different strokes in a while. Maybe I'd feel differently about it. I went back and watched some reruns.

Simon is the guy who puts together that game for us, Opie or Burr. Hey, Simon here. Bill Burr once out of his marriage. But he spent so much time calling people that don't like his wife racist that if he admits he doesn't like her by getting a divorce, then he'll be a racist. So he stuck and she got him. She wins the prize of being married to Bill Burr.

forever. Good bad. That's actually a brilliant observation, Simon, because he seems miserable in that marriage. And he's, when he was responding to that one question about, you know, being single and being able to enjoy your life,

and he was like, oh, my God, that sounds amazing. Yeah. But yeah, if he divorced his wife, it's like, oh,

because he's black, Bill. Is that why you did that? I don't like this voice about at all. The bills haven't won a road playoff game since 19. 92. No.

Is that true? Bill's haven't won a road playoff games with 92. That sounds right. No.

It sounds right. Tomorrow, one o'clock. Let's go bills. So I heard when people come in studio,

producer Chris puts in their face. Yes. So how do I get an invitation? Also, is that what he uses to

keep his hair that good? What do you use? Because my hair doesn't look that good. So I'm wondering, oh, hey, Chris, do you spit in your hair, too? Will you spit in my face? Call me back. See you. That's a really gay phone call. Yeah. It's too much. Too much about your saliva. A little too gay. What say you? Pocket Aces. I'm Carl. Pocket Aces. Pocket Aces. See in Atlantic City, everyone. Yeah, if you want to see Carl's pocket Aces. Atlantic City, I will show him to you.

Five pounds from Ebenai says, We need all friends and enemies and the devils to make a We Are the World Style Supergroup video to raise money to save John's pet bum. John's pet bum. To savor John's pet bum. Yeah, the vagrant. Oh, his pet bum. I thought he was talking about his cat's ass. I know.

Bum, I haven't heard that term in Ohio. Yeah, we're not British. There is a We Are the World Supergroup song. It's on the Who Are These podcast YouTube channel. It was produced by Cardiff and. Mr. No. Mr. Magenta? No, it was...

Musgraed. Tony Musgrave. A whole bunch of people got together on that. It was amazing. Mr. Muskrad, you know. Texhula, became a YouTube member. Thank you very much for doing that. Texhula. We have a bonus show coming up on Tuesday. I'll be live with Dick Masterson doing a crossover show with Dick. Those are always fun.

And we'll have another probably living in the past of Suttering John episode later this month. With the three of us. Yes. When we go back and revisit Suthering John's podcasts from 19, 2019, 2019, 2000. 2017. Can you imagine that? Remember John's podcast in 1988? That one was wild.

So yeah, go to Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. Become a member right here on this YouTube channel. And you get the bonus content. We appreciate you guys supporting the show. And at this point, football has kicked off, which means, I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Bye. Boom. I'm playing his hit volley. Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom.

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Ah, Carl. I love you. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. This is it.

It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Are we down here? I think we are.

Okay, bye. My family means fucking nothing. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second.