Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep692 - Whitney Addresses Views, Opie & Ron, Bill & Nia, StutJo & Ashley

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

Whitney Cummings has been getting a lot of criticism for purchasing views on her videos since she gets 3 to 4 times as many as Joe Rogan. She was finally forced to address it and her explanation is nonsensical, confusing, and arrogant. She always chooses to talk down to her critics and it always backfires! Adam Busch is checking out Bill Burr’s current anger-free streak. Bill has never been so calm and perfect, thanks to meditation and journaling. We look into Bill and Nia’s history on podcasts and we see why Bill thinks everything is racism. Stuttering John and Ashley Cummings had a big falling out this week; we document why it happened, what Ashley had to say about it, and why it’s all John’s fault. Opie tells Ron his boring anecdote about Chevy Chase and then he makes the ICE shooting incident all about him. Megan hosts “Is It Gay?” and we’re joined by Annie. Simon hosts another round of “Opie or Burr.” We finish up with Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/qOo6jZ3zqdo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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every Wednesday, 530 on the Who Are These? podcast YouTube channel. Today, we'll be discussing the evolution of Bill Burr and his wife and Nia's relationship through their podcast appearances. Suttering John and Ashley Cummings have a messy following out that no one could have predicted. Also, I have an update on the Walsuit. A big decision was made today.

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Yeah. Who would have thought? Also, Megan brings another round of Is It Gay? We have the sixth installment of Burr or Opie, the game from Simon. We have reviews, voicemails. But first, Whitney Cummings finally addresses these view counts. I am so excited. People have been talking about it, making videos about it, all the comment sections talking about it for months.

And she's ignored it and just pushed through. And similar to the Riyadh, Comedy Festival debacle with her. It finally got to that breaking point where she's like, fine. I'm just going to address this head on. And similar to that Riyadh comedy festival. Everyone's a racist. Holy shit, Chris.

She can't handle these things worse. It's shocking to me. But let's get into it. So she was just on with Joe Rogan. Bad timing. Bad timing to be on the biggest podcaster show because that everyone's looking at it and they're going, wait a second. her appearance on Joe Rogan has 689,000 views four days ago. If you look at every episode of the Good for You podcast for the past two months,

every single episode but one has more views than that. As we look at that, they go, but everyone loves Whitney Cumming so much. Why would they follow over to the biggest podcaster in the world, the second biggest podcast in the world? Yeah, get it right. And watch her with Joe Rogan. It doesn't make any sense. So I think that's why she finally had to address it.

Because the numbers are just out there. They just are. They're out there on YouTube. So people look at them. Did this not dawn on her until she was on this show? She's like, oh, shit. It's hard to tell. Okay.

It's hard to tell because she goes back to last January of how this all began. But let's see how she addresses this. I'm sure she's going to handle it more maturely and eloquently than she did the Riyadh comedy festival. debacle. The point is, I owe an apology to some people and it's actually pretty serious. I feel bad. There's no easy way to say this. I do need to openly apologize to a couple people who have accused me of hiring bots to watch my podcast or hack the numbers of the podcast. I am not even erudite enough about bots to know what exactly I'm being accused of. But I'm going to apologize anyway.

Also, look, if anything they are accusing me of, to be clear, was true. Inflating numbers artificially on YouTube are fraud. It's called fraud. YouTube would have taken my channel by now, but it's, we're going to keep logic out of this. Oh, boy. We're off to a bad start. We are. So she's already talking down to those of us who are curious about why these numbers are

so on the whack. And the fact that she's like, oh, and if people think that I would just commit fraud, I'd be able to get way with that in YouTube. Bitch, I know way more about this than you do. Most people do. The fact that she's already talking down to is like, I know how YouTube works. You don't.

That's why every single person is going, these numbers are out of whack and something is wrong here. Yes. And she is a bitch. She sucks. It's crazy that this is her approach yet again to, oh, you guys think that there's something up. I guess I'll have to fucking school you on this thing that you don't understand.

Okay. That's a good start. She's also playing all of the angles. She's like an YouTube expert, but doesn't know anything about bots and ratings. She was the showrunner of a network television show. She knows how ratings work. Oh, yes, that's going to come up. Have you watched this yet, Adam?

A little bit. Okay. Yeah, Drew covered this on his show. Yes, I love that. And they did a great job breaking this down. But she starts off by explaining that, you know, obviously, there's no way she could be buying views because, I mean, that would be against the law, right? Okay.

You're not insulting me. You're kind of insulting YouTube. You're just calling YouTube criminals. But we're calling YouTube criminals. What? So I'm not really understanding what her angle is here that because we're saying that she's purchasing views, or she's getting views that are not organic, we're accusing YouTube of something.

I think YouTube's one of the worst platforms to ever exist. YouTube kicked creators off for saying things about COVID that turned out to be true. So, I mean, if you don't think that YouTube's in the pocket of the intelligence agencies, you're not. It's been proven. And they gouge you. But also, she's just trying to make us feel stupid

and apologetic on our end, like, oh, shit, Whitney's, mad at us. This gets even dumber. It's weird. When someone insults you, they accidentally reveal how powerful they think you are. Like, if I was using bots to have fake numbers on my podcast or whatever, what they're saying is, you're committing a crime on YouTube.

And it's like, well, YouTube would call you up. No, she can, she has YouTube in the palm of her hand. YouTube doesn't. YouTube, when she says, uh, I'm committing a crime, but if you don't keep my crimes up, I'm gonna, you'll see. And they're like, okay. Again, here, she's talking about two different things. And so now she's saying that like, well, this would be a crime that I'm committing.

Nope. That would not be a crime. I don't know what she's talking about. Does she think the FBI has a YouTube unit that's looking at this stuff? Or does she think that YouTube has its own police force? Why the fuck would YouTube care if there were a bunch of views going on? on her channel. They like views.

They like being the most streamed platform in the world. So Whitney comes out. She's just like, well, obviously, if I was committing this crime of getting fake viewers on my YouTube channel, I would be in handcuffs. What do you think I have an end with YouTube where I can commit crimes? No one says it's a crime. No one's even accusing you of being a criminal on this. That doesn't even make sense. Also, this whole thing was just like, we're insulting her.

I insults her comedy. I insults her podcast. That sucks. And her top. That's not great. It's always terrible. Fucking colors. Ridiculous.

And that painting behind her? Yes. It's distracting. It sucks. And your taste and beverages. But we're not, we're not insulting you for having a lot of views. We're curious about it.

Inquiring minds want to know. Yeah. Why are all these views coming in? So her co-host Pat chimes in. And we finally start to get an explanation of what is going on. Why don't we do that? If you're ready to tank your channel, we could get into that. Can you get away with doing that?

Well, no, because YouTube is tracking the traffic on your channel like a hawk. And the methods that you're using to advertise your channel are methods that were presented to us and we were guided through the process. Oh, nice. We can tell you what we do. From YouTube. Okay. So we finally are starting to hear what's really going on. Advertising.

interesting because it makes sense that they'd be purchasing ads that are driving traffic to their videos people who click an ad they see a thumbnail they watch it for three seconds they bounce out because they weren't there to watch it in the first place and you can see that there's no engagement going on so finally we're getting the answers that we've been looking for here which is i work my heine off to try to make these episodes since January, like, not squeaky clean. I say a lot of wild stuff, but there's certain things you just can't say

and then be suggested. Like, we're doing, like, manual review from YouTube. They can watch the episode and go, hey, like, if you leave this thing in about, you know, naming the people that you believe abused Shirley Temple with their home addresses, you know, we can't suggest this to other people in YouTube. Do you want to cut it?

And I'll go, fine, yes. and then we can use Google ads and pay them, which everybody pays to advertise everywhere. I mean, it's like having a billboard for a sitcom. It's like someone, 10 years ago, seeing someone having a billboard for a sitcom, be like they're using billboards to promote their show. Feed the thumbnail of the show to as many screens as possible.

That's right. And if they click on it, great. If they don't click on it, fine. If they don't watch the whole episode, fine. So this is, I have a lot of thoughts on this. But first off, the billboard comparison is a weird one. because she lives in L.A. In L.A.

There are billboards for sitcoms and movies all over the place. Those are not targeted to viewers and moviegoers. Those are targeted to industry people because they're trying to promote the projects they have going on and let the industry people know that they have something that's a big deal. Those billboards don't exist in any other city. You can't go to Minneapolis. I don't know why that would be top of mind for me. You can't go to Detroit.

You can't go anywhere and see a billboard for two broke girls. It doesn't exist anywhere else in the world. It's only in L.A. where the industry exists. So she's wrong about that. That's not why advertising exists. So she's on here explaining that, look, we're just trying to get our podcast out to as many people as we can. And she's explaining that she has to go through this process of getting her content approved in order to advertise. And she has a weird example there.

She's giving out addresses, a pedophiles on her show. Well, we've got to cut that part out. We're going to get more into what they're actually censoring on here. But it's, I don't know if she's confused or she's trying to confuse us. There's a lot of weird information that's kind of getting convoluted and put all together. Since January, we've been making a concerted effort to keep our content clean. And that way, you know, we show up for people and also we're buying advertising.

But everyone buys advertising. That's not a big deal. That's what everyone does. And she's kind of implying that the reason why Joe Rogan doesn't get 1.2 million views on shows is because he's not censoring his podcast. And YouTube's going, we can't be showing this thumbnail to people. So I might click on it. And they'll get information. We don't want them to get.

Huh? When she says January, she means of this year? I think she means of last year. Okay. I was going to say two weeks. Okay. Yeah. No, I think she means of last year, they started working with the YouTube ads team.

They're like, we want to get more reviews on this. And the YouTube's ad seems like, we could totally help you with that. I come from this industry. I know a lot about it. Yes, you can certainly purchase ads to drive more traffic to your content. In my professional opinion,

they're buying a lot of ads. Yes. Because you have to buy millions of ads to get hundreds or thousands of views. So the fact that they're getting hundreds of thousands of views leads me to believe they're buying hundreds of millions of ads. to get this. And I can't imagine the math works on it. Now, we know that she has ad, ad reads within the content. And so that could be problematic. Now, again, I'm not calling this fraud. I'm not calling it

criminal. She's bringing up, oh, they're calling me a fraud of the criminal. No, no, no, no. You can purchase ad. You can drive traffic to your videos on YouTube. That's fine. The problem is, is that it's not growing organically because people aren't sticking around and commenting on it and you can see the ratio of engagement to the ratio of views and it doesn't add up. So the strategy isn't working unless, because they've been doing it for a while, unless they're charging the advertisers on a CPM basis or some form where it's the number of views is what they can charge against. Oh. And so she's doing these ad reads during the show and going, we got 1.2 million views on this. Therefore, we're charging you this for the ad read.

and if I'm the advertiser and I find out, oh, you're driving just traffic to your video that aren't engaged and aren't paying attention and I'm paying for those people? So it is fraud. I'm not going to say it's fraud. Okay. But I know a lot of advertisers that would pull the fuck out

if they knew that was the case because they'd be like, well, I could just advertise my product directly to those same people you're advertising to and they'd actually see it. Rather than hoping they stick around long enough to see it when you drive people to your show. Yeah. It's wild.

It's a weird gamut. And it's one of those things where a lot of people have these delusions where they're like, oh, this will work. I'll just drive traffic to my website and then monetize that traffic. It always costs more to drive traffic than you can monetize it for. That's why that doesn't work. Anyway. I love the fact that there's an angle on here where she's censoring her content.

We're going to get more into that. But first, she accuses us of not understanding how. any of this works. You know, I just, I do want to hear about this because I'm kind of obsessed with, you know, like, how this is done. Because I, I don't even think the people that are accusing of it, maybe know what's happening. It's like, I just kind of want to know because, you know how like women watch shows about like how other women murdered their husbands.

Like, I just want to know how they did it. I'm not going to do it. Okay. So she's like, if you guys think you understand how this works, that explain it to me because I don't think you guys even have a clue. You're just accusing me of shit. Let me go back to a video I played on this show. I didn't play this part of it before.

But this is from Apologya Comedia, the YouTube channel that called out Whitney. And this person explains exactly the two options they have to get more views on their videos. Now I want to talk generally about how buying views can work on YouTube, not about any one person specifically. The first way is the shady way. You pay some sketchy website that has a warehouse full of phones or computers running on different VPNs, just looping your video over and over again. That's straight up against YouTube's terms of service, and if you get caught doing that, your channel can get kicked out of the YouTube partner program.

And honestly, I don't think that's what's happening here. If someone were doing that, you'd probably also see fake likes and fake comments to match the views. And sometimes that can still backfire. Like if the people you were paying accidentally give you thousands of more likes than... Look at this. This is a great example he pulls up. Tune Town, Brendan Shob's show that he did, where he's the gear. guy. You see this video

that's 3,600 views and 25,000 likes. Like, oh, yep, that's how you know. They're cheating. Oh, Brendan. Whoops. Views. The second way is much more common and totally allowed, which is running ads through YouTube to promote your videos. When you do that, you can choose what you want the

campaign to do. You can select for views, subscribers, or website visits. But here's the thing. Getting views through ads does not guarantee engagement. It doesn't guarantee comments, and it doesn't guarantee likes. Where it can get messy, hypothetical, is if you have sponsorship deals that are based on raw view counts. Those views are being heavily supplemented by paid promotion.

Without that being disclosed as sponsors. Again, I'm not saying that's happening with Whitney, but you can see where there may be an issue. Yeah, I'm not saying that either, but it's odd that they continue to use this technique to drive views. And it could be to trick executives and make people think that she's more popular than she is because she is falling off. So then her co-host Pat tries to explain what we just showed you. and they changed the whole argument.

This is wild what they say here. They're not just pushing the exposure of the thumbnail to a bunch of people. The bot situation is literally a warehouse full of iPhones that are coded to comment on your show. But we don't have that many comments. That's the other thing is that people go like, oh, you're using bots to do comments. I'm like, well, here's the thing. We do auto block comments. I auto block comments.

So if your comment got blocked, sorry, you're going to have to flirt with me another way. I'll admit anything I do. Like, I don't, I will admit truly anything that I do. And we auto block comments because it's like, you know, you got normal people don't want to read this like wild hate in someone's, you too. I mean, you guys do.

The, like, trolls probably do. They get off. I have to auto block words. Okay. She went two different directions than that. First, he goes, people are accusing us of buying bot comments. Nope. Yeah, you might want to reprogram those bots.

Yeah, they're sucking at this. There's not a lot of comments going on. And then Whitney confesses the auto-blocking comments because she doesn't want to see all the hate in there. Now, we've scrolled through her comments under these videos. They're hilarious. Yeah. It's all hate. It's a lot of comedy.

I mean, yeah, it's not like. I don't know if it's hate, but it's not like People are pretty critical Of what's going out with their show And the fact that she goes Well, yeah, of course they have to do that Because people don't like it You know, they scroll through and they see that people

Are calling me ugly And saying that my collar sucks on my shirts Unfony, unlikable I think it's very sad for me So that's why I have to block it. Weird cold She's protecting us. Yeah, oh, thank you for protecting us

From all those hilarious people We're going to comment on what you were saying. thing. So they have a whole word list that gets blocked if you try to comment. I have to auto block words. Okay. I'm sure you can guess which the words are, but I can't say any of them on YouTube or my video won't get suggested in the algorithm, right? We'll say them for you. This is what I want to do. I want to try to experiment. Okay. Let's try to figure out what the words are that they're blocking. And let's see when we put out this video, if we'll end up in the algorithm or not. I have a feeling.

based on past performance. Yeah. Then a lot of people will watch our video talking about Whitney Cummings buying views. I could even say things like, um, COVID was manmade in a lab in Wuhan. Mm. Uh, Fauci lied to us. Okay. What are other things that we could say on here?

You stupid fucking blah-a-mouth cut! That's a good example of one. What do you think he's talking about? He stole Ashley's horse. Oh, my, yeah, I don't think you're allowed to say that on you to him. Adam. All right. We'll cut that out.

Did it get blocked? We'll cut that out in post. That's too much. I'm just, I'm confused, like, what she thinks is going to happen. It's like,

I can't even tell you the words, because that this video won't get shown on YouTube. Like, I understand it's a sophisticated algorithm. But you know what I think that they're combing through every single word that's in the transcript and that determining? Well, I don't know.

They said Riyadh seven times. I don't know if we're going to show this one. Well, if she thinks she's funny, She is stupid. Yeah. She thinks we're just as stupid. Yes.

That's funny. Which makes it funny. This is a common theme. So she's talking down to us. Yeah. And there's no idea what she's talking about. Yeah. It's like, we're not as dumb as you.

Winnie. And Wendy's younger than I am, I think, right? She should know how the internet works. You know? I get it if Gito's confused by it, but she should know. You heard her talking just like stuttering John before. Like, she's on the phone with you. YouTube and they're talking to her and they're parsing the material and coming up with what's

appropriate. It's funny you say that because this, she gets even more into that aspect of it here. Adam, this is wild. So this is just something that we're doing last January. YouTube tells us, hey, here's the stuff that's going to stop you from being able to be a suggested video or to be promoted, right? It's medical. Those are two different things.

I just want to point this out because I don't know if Whitney's confused or if she's trying to confuse the listener. But she's saying, I talk to YouTube. You can't talk to YouTube. You can talk to their ads team. Their ed's team will get it around the phone with you. If you're giving money to them, they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll take a call. Set up to Zoom.

It's fine. But the fact that she goes, I talk to YouTube and they told us, let me play that again. These are the words you can't use or the subject matter in order to show up in the algorithm or to buy advertising. It's one or the other. It's not both. So this is just something that we're doing. Last January, YouTube tells us, hey, here's the stuff that's going to stop you from being able to be a suggested video or to be promoted, right?

Suggested video or promoted. Okay. It's medical stuff. Like, you notice this year, you know, I'll say, like, I can't say that. Pat, can I say that? You know, I'll come up with a stupid word instead of the actual word to try to get around it. This is what we did in network television forever. They'd be like, you can't say power aid or you got to say Gatorade because we have a deal with Gatorade.

I'm like, no problem. Like, I'm sure. Why not? The point isn't is to stay as small as possible, but say the thing. I'm saying power aid. No one tells me what to do, even though you're my boss. So I kind of just treat. Well, she's speaking truth to power aid, but she's not.

Okay. YouTube, like, my boss or like the network, because that's what it is. So now we get suggested to more people, you know, and, you know, maybe it's doing better also because the very thing that I'm doing to try to get suggested more might actually just make the show better. I'm not like going on rants about things about which I know very little. Well, we just proved last week that's not the case. Yeah, it sounds like you are. She didn't know anything what she was talking about. It was wild.

She was talking about history and about the pilgrims coming over from England and how people get confused between whether you should call it London or the UK. She's an idiot. Yeah, and if she doesn't like negative comments, don't look at the comments under her that video. It's brutal. It is. It's great. A lot of views on that one, for it.

us too. Appreciate that, guys. But she just said censorship is awesome. She literally just said, guys, what I'm doing to get more views is I'm censoring the content to go along with whatever the overlords want. And by the way, that makes the show even better. Can you believe that? Like, that is a wild stretch. No one's buying that. No one's going, you know, Tim Dillon is pretty, pretty good. I just wish that some people would tell him like, what to talk about, what not to talk about because he seems like he's just kind of making his own rules for his show. Speaking of Jim Morrison, who famously was like, you got it boss. I'll say whatever there's you like.

Yeah, right. Jim, you got it boss Morrison. It's like that Simpsons where they're talking to red hot chili peppers. They're like, can you say what I got, I got to love you more? Whatever the American is. I can kiss you. They're like, that's actually better. Everybody can enjoy that.

That's literally the joke. It's not better. The censors never have it better or no. That's hilarious. So let's find out. What are the categories that you have to avoid when you're trying to get lots of views on YouTube? You know, we work hard on it. You know, we have to turn the episode in early and then some just cut stuff.

And there's certain things I don't get to say. Fine. It's like, you know. Okay. You know, Adam, you brought this up earlier. She was a showrunner. What she's describing right now was network television. Right.

Turning in early, the sensors come in. They cut stuff. You got to retune it. You got to change. You edit it. This is not how YouTube works at all. Could you imagine YouTube's like, there's a person watching every hour-long episode of Whitney,

and they're like, okay, I need you to cut the following things that you did. I didn't appreciate the joke about Ukraine. I definitely got to take that part out. And it's, this doesn't exist. No, this bit is exactly what she's saying is happening in that they're on good terms with this person. So y'all better stand back. You know, we work. hard on it. You know, we have to turn the episode in early and then somebody's cut stuff. And there's

certain things I don't get to say. Fine. It's like, you know, I had to stop having guests. That's the other thing is like this coincided also when I stopped having guests because, you know, I don't want to cut out stuff that a guest is saying. You can't say anything that's sex, drugs, violence, medical politics. I don't want to cut my friend. I don't want to cut Bobby Lee talking about his childhood trauma, which involves someone with Down syndrome. Like, you know, that's going to come up. How dumb is this woman? She can't have guests because she wants to get views on her show. All of the biggest podcasts have huge celebrity guests on them. She has no problem censoring her own words, but her guests, I could never.

She's trying to explain to us, even though the biggest podcast have huge celebrity guests that actually the way to get tons of views on YouTube is to never have guests out. Don't talk about anything controversial. Politics? Forget about it. You definitely can't do that. where the fuck is she going with this? Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? That's a great question because she's talking down to us at the same time. She's like, you fucking idiots, I don't get it.

Yeah, this is what we're doing. This is why we do it. It's like, no, you don't get it. I'm a YouTuber, so I know how this works. None of what you're saying is correct. But it's funny because it's almost going back to like the Riyadh comedy festival where people were critical of her because it's like, well, you're not allowed to talk about their religion,

which if you're part of the Me Too movement, you might have a problem with some of their policies. over there and the government. She's like, she's like, I love censorship in my company. What are you talking about? This censorship thing is great. Tell me what I can. I can't talk about.

I'm all for it. I'm glad you brought up Riyadh because there's a timeline of this where she married that guy, she had a kid, she got a lot of flack for marrying that person. I believe she, who was

accused of domestic abuse and all these things. And during that period she went from liberal to conservative. And she went, now maybe this audience will embrace me. And they did not when she went to Riyadh. So now she's like, fuck all y'all. Like, I hate all y'all.

Everyone that's not Pat sucks. And I can just give you all of the possible reasons that this happened. And you'll just pick one of them you like and it'll all be over. I mean, it really is. Like she can't come up with good explanations because she's not being real with anyone. And I wonder, who's she consulting with? must go over this with someone before she goes on the show. She was just talking to YouTube.

YouTube's like, here are the bullet points. We're awesome. Censorship is great. Go get them. Buy advertising. Keep buying those ads. She's like, got it, boss. Whatever you say.

No power aid. Kent Williams, it might have the most, yeah, might have the most views on a podcast of all time. There's a guest on there. They're talking about controversial topics. nonstop. The fact that she's like,

here is the secret formula. Sensor yourself and never have guests on your show. That's wild. She has no respect for her audience if she thinks anyone's going to fall for this. But because it's Whitney Cummings, we can't stop there. We've got to get a little bit more dushy and insult the people who are critical of her. But I'm sorry.

Like honestly, like at first I was kind of my ego was a little bit like, you know, but I do I think I owe an apology. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you have to talk about me. Because when you talk about yourself, nobody listens. Like I can't have nothing but compassion for the person who, this is like their thing.

These men aren't young. These are grown men, like adult men. Like, we might be going to war, you guys. And let's all just pray that these people will not be drafted. Pray that they just keep clickly, click, clacking and clacking and clacking about me, Googling my numbers and counting my comments because we can't have these people on the front lines. They'll be like, hey, wait, some of these soldiers look like robots.

That drone strike was totally botted. Yeah. They'll be like, hey, hey, hey, those soldiers look like robots. Their shoulders are way too big. No man has a shoulder that big. Yeah, they do if they're not online all day. click-a-click-de-clacken. Nice war analogy.

That was pretty good. I think she started off by thinking in her head, like there's bigger fish to fry than criticizing my podcast. Yeah. And I realized, like, well, can't say that. Like, we make fun of podcasts. That's the whole point of the show. If I started breaking down Venezuela, people would tune out pretty quick.

That one would be very fucking odd. So then she goes to the like, yeah, imagine if these podcasts are critical of me, we're on the front lines. I bet they wouldn't be good soldiers. Correct. I don't even claim to be a good soldier. So please don't draft me. I was born club footed.

All right. Can you promise us we won't get drafted, Whitney? Like, we'll sign something if you can help with that. I already have excuses. Ready to go. The fact that her instinct is to insult the people who point out her flaws is a terrible way to go about. It's a terrible instinct for her. She'll never learn.

It's like, how do you? do you not realize after you fumbled that so bad calling everyone a racist who criticized the Riyadh Comedy Festival? How do you fumble that so bad and learn nothing from it and just go on and be like, oh, so you guys think I'm buying views? Well, you guys are virgins. You suck and can't even shoot a gun at people. I guess. So then she gets into why she doesn't get as many comments. And they're all over the place on this too. First it was they block comments and they censor it with the words that you can use. But then she has a better idea.

If someone with a podcast sees my comments and is like, there's not 50,000 comments and people comment, it's like, well, maybe you get a lot of comments because the people who listen to your podcast want to fight in the comment section all day. Maybe the people who listen to my podcast have a purpose in life. Maybe they, like, are sober. Maybe the people who listen to my podcast do other things or like have families or or maybe they send me DMs instead of a public insult.

So this is great. She goes, all right, I've been insulted to people who are critical of me. What if I insult everyone else too? So if you like those shows, then you're also a piece of shit loser with no friends or family. Like, Whitney, you're a comedian, Whitney. I know. You're a comic. Her audience is so sophisticated that they're two.

good to comment on her show. That's a weird flex or a weird cope, I should say. What is she talking about? Could you imagine her making fun of someone on stage and that person coming up to her and saying, you know you could have DM me? Yeah, right. Why don't you keep that between you and me next time? I know I'm wearing a hideous

outfit to your comedy show, but you could have told me how I was in line. That's not what I came here for. Unbelievable. She's like an actor and an improver and a comedian and she gets a lot of gigs and in your mind, you're pretty talented and you're like, oh yeah, I got this one. Okay, I got a couple things. I got it. She's like, I know what to do.

I got this. And then as soon as she starts saying it, because it's to pat, the most spineless, non-pushback you're ever going to find, and they still have to edit this thing like crazy, you notice. She realizes it's halfway through.

Boy, this isn't sounding as good as I thought it did, and it's just unraveling. Thank you. Unraveling is the right term. Because she's already explained why there's all these views and not as much engagement, not as a lot of likes,

not a lot of comments, because they're buying advertising that's pushing people to the video. that's perfectly allowed and then YouTube encourages it and all that stuff. So it's like, all right, explanation over. And then she's still trying to humana,

humana explain why there aren't as many comments. Like, you've already explained that part. We get it. You buy advertising that pushes people who weren't looking for you to your videos. And like the person whose family's been kidnapped, who shows no curiosity as to where they might be and is almost speaking as if they're dead, she has no interest in how this.

happened. She's not curious. She's not, boy, yeah, they're doing amazing. Let's find out why. What's happening? She's got it all figured out and also doesn't know it all. Yeah. She's playing every side of this. Every angle. Poorly. Yeah. She can't be like an expert to one thing.

I would like to play poker with her. Well, it goes back to, we're critical of Bill Burr and the way he handled the criticism. We're critical of Whitney Cummings because if he just came out and just said, it was a nice payday. Yes. You know, it was a good comedy crowd there.

None of us are made of stone. A lot of people were there to see comedy. I was happy to go over there and provide it for them and they gave me a lot of money for it. It had some blood on it, but. Yep, I got a gambling problem. They were going to break my thumbs. We'd be like, okay, okay. Sure.

So you just heard her say at the end of there. I'm glad you picked up on that Adam, where she's like, you know, my fans are respectful. They don't put in a comment to be mean where everyone can see. They DM me. And I feel like this is a bad. bad idea to promote like DMing her. Oh yeah. If there's things you're critical of,

that's going to fill up the inbox pretty quick. I respect a DM. I've had plenty of people go, hey, you know, the new, this new podcast, like, I don't know about this. That wasn't right. And I'm like, dude, thank you. Thank you. I respect that.

I have had so many DMs from people that are actually like super constructive. They've like some woman was like, hey, you said this about, you know, formula feeding and actually this, this. And I was like, I was joking, but like, thank you. I should correct that. I appreciate it. She does not appreciate it. Bullshit. Thank you.

She does not appreciate it. There's no fucking way she watched that criticism because you even heard her. She couldn't even say it with a straight face. She had to be like, and it was a joke. So I don't know why he being critical. But thank you. Thanks for being critical. I'm DM her right now.

I will let you know. She responds. Explained her case. So this is her ego that will not stop babbling. Yep. Oh, this goes on for a while. That's as much as I cut of this. But it goes on for a while because it's like, yeah, you've explained yourself.

We got it. It was one of the things that people thought might be going on. And they were correct about that. I played you the video showing that. And then she has to go on and on. My audience is different. They're more sophisticated. They're better.

They have lives. They have families. Plus, I do get things wrong. People DM me, and I love that. I love getting DMs from Randos who tell me that, you know, what I said was incorrect. I got news for you. Nobody likes that. I've been doing this a long time.

We've been about 10 years in March. I've done this a very long time. I'm not a huge fan of, hey, Here are the things you were wrong about, Carl. Meets. Also, it's such a YouTube expert. She's pretending that she doesn't know that the YouTube doesn't care if the comments are good or bad. They just want a lot of comments.

So why would you be actively, you know, shutting that down or you let it be known all you care about are ratings, but that doesn't matter. Yeah, she tries to equate it to network television. And YouTube's not your boss. You don't work for YouTube. YouTube's the platform. you put it out and on. Can you too fuck with you? Yes.

They certainly can't. But nothing that Whitney's doing is going to get her podcast shut down or even viewed organically. So I don't have to worry about that at all. Anyway, thanks to my buddy Drew for giving me a heads out that she addressed that. That's fantastic. I'm glad she was finally forced to talk about that and prove that she is such a cunt. The way she talks down to people is insane. but I'm glad she's got it all figured out.

She'll probably be taking that portion out of the video like she did when she called everyone racist for criticizing her for being. Here we go again. Yeah, I made sure to download that as quickly as I could when I saw. Nice. That she did that. I was surprised how edited that was how many cuts there were. Right.

That was what they decided was okay. They put her in a good light. It shows you the people she has surrounding her or just yes, people. Yeah, she's getting bad advice. All right. You were checking in on. Bill Burr and you know what

Adam's been doing lately which is fascinating to me we discovered that Bill Burr does his podcast for an audience of one that one person being his wife Nia and the reason why he does this is because Nia's been nagging him

for years about his anger issues and the last time we explored this we found that she's probably correct to say that Bill could improve in that area. Bill equated being stressed out with being angry. He's just like, isn't that how everybody does it? Nope. It's a lot of the ways to deal with stress than with anger. And so it finally clicked with Bill that, oh, well, I can't get out

of this relationship because then people will say I'm racist. So what I have to do is appease my wife and get her to get off my back. So I'll put out a podcast where I go, I've cured myself of anger issues, and I don't swear around the children anymore. So please stop nagging me. Everything's good. The problem with this is that it's a shitty podcast for everyone else who's listening to it. And we're reviewing it. It sucks balls. Was that a pretty good recap of where we're at with Bill Burr? It was brilliant because you emphasize that whatever's going on in his life is one thing. This podcast is an embarrassment that he is putting no effort into, and that's disappointing. Yeah. So on the 9th, that was this past Thursday, Bill puts out a podcast twice a week. He does the Thursday afternoon and the Monday morning. And the Thursday afternoon starts off with he's still celebrating. He doesn't get angry anymore.

Speaking of that shit, you motherfuckers, I haven't lost my temper. It's January 9th. I haven't lost my temper since probably November 30th because December 1st, I had my breakthrough. So that's like my sober, like, anger day. and I was talking to my wife this morning. I go, how do you like this new, not angry Bill? And she goes, it's been great so far. And I'm like, I know what you mean by so far. Because I don't believe this either. I keep feeling like it's going to come back, but it doesn't. Interesting tell in there.

I was talking to my wife today. I go, hey, what do you think about the new me? I have a feeling when she's not around, angry Bill is front and center. You know, he claims that he doesn't. get bothered by traffic and nothing bothers him anymore, but then it lets things slip that really piss him off, which are going to see multiple examples of. And Carl, that's a half hour of the week that we get that he knows he can't be angry on,

and he's still letting it slip and getting very angry in just that half hour. So the rest of the week must be a nightmare. I can only imagine. And the fact that he has to reiterate, see, this would be like me going, hey, Jed, look, who's not drinking alcohol right now. Are you going to bed? When do you go to bed? It's like, yeah, yeah, you're not fooling anyone with that.

It's 3 o'clock. I haven't had a beer. Does that look like an alcoholic to you? I didn't even pull the clip, but yesterday, John goes, someone goes, I'm worried about your drinking. And John goes, this is only my third beer, and it's 740. Jesus Christ, man.

I mean, because I had a green tea. Anyway, not the point. So, yeah, let's celebrate anger-free bill. 40 days. 40 days are not losing my. shit. Driving in L.A. People doing dumb shit in front of me, and I just

fucking laugh. I just laugh. So I told my wife, I go, I understand what you're saying, but you know, I'm doing the work. I'm doing the yoga. I'm journaling. Journaling? Yeah. No marriage is worth

this. I know you've got the kids and everything and you want to save the relationship and bring these kids up and a two-family household. But journaling, Bill? I think he's a writer who writes. I don't think he's journaling. There's no way because, honestly,

if he would just read his journal on the show, that would blow up. I want to hear him talk about how he's improving himself every day. This would be like Carl Pilkington's diary. Yes. Anyway, this idea that he's just like, I'm not even angry in traffic. In L.A., everyone's angry in traffic.

I was going to say he makes it sound like he quit anger. It's not unhealthy to be angry. Sure. Yeah. I can't imagine not flicking off half the people while driving down the one. I'm not sure why he wouldn't be angry, especially if you have places to be. Yeah. L.A. is the worst place in the world.

If you have to be somewhere at a certain time, you might as well kill yourself. It's a better excuse. When people say traffic was the reason they moved out of L.A., I get it. It's like this horrible person you live with that only gets worse. It's a nightmare. He can be angry about that. Luckily, you'll get to hear him do that a little later. Yes, I'm looking forward to that.

All right, what's your clip three here? How do you want to set this one out? He's on this quest to see every sporting event in the world. Oh, okay. And he's almost done. So he doesn't know what to do with himself now. But the reasoning he comes up with why he's doing this is fascinating. I've been to three F-1s, maybe some more motor.

GP. I went to Motor GP. As far as sports, I got like nothing left. I don't know, Bill. Maybe he could go home. Sit down and figure out why you felt the need to fucking do that and do it all by yourself. Or whatever, I had issues.

Well, speaking of that shit. Oh, interesting. Okay. Why are you looking for excuses to leave the house and watch things you don't even care about? It's better than be at home. Yep. Oh, okay.

That explains it. And I think those issues he was referring to are the ones we'd like to hear about, not whatever he's talking about. Whatever he's journaling about in there. And he does the podcast for his wife to listen to? Sometimes he slips off. Yeah, careful, Bill. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's one half hour.

He's got to be cool and he can't do it. Yeah, he can't give it together. And by the way, he's sitting in his car in Seattle talking into his phone. Oh, that's the podcast on Thursday. Yeah, that's how much effort he's putting into it. At least he's not watching a football game, for Christ's sake. But that's the next one. Because that's the next one.

We'll be hearing that. But he's got tour dates coming up. I got my tour dates. I think I're going to start back up in March. I'm finally getting back out on the road. I shook off doing the play. And I spent all this quality time at home. And I've been playing catch with my daughter.

Something I fantasized about this before I ever had a kid was playing catch. It's one of the best things you can ever do. He's back out of the road. He seems excited about that. even though, you know, he should be home with the kids, but he's like, fuck that. I got a lot of tour dates coming in. And one thing I know about traveling is that if you're trying to deal with anger issues,

airports are a great place to go. No one ever gets angry at an airport. There's nothing to set you off. He'll be fine. He goes on to talk about for a long time about how deep and meaningful playing catch has been with his daughter because they get to talk and they get to bond. And he ends it with, and I got to tell you, she's got a mean arm. She is throwing heat.

Yep. He talks about his daughter and his son and how they throw a football. I call this the Brendan Shobbing of your career. When you have to stay home and suddenly your kids are the star pro athletes. Yeah, yeah. I sure she says a real tight spiral. But anyway, Bill, remember you were making jokes about Philadelphia? Can we get back to that?

We talk about Bill and Opie becoming one and the same. Yeah. Are Bill's kids around? They sound fake, too. Well, he's not there yet. Okay. He hasn't reached that level yet. I don't mean to rush things.

And they'll be a reveal a little later. Oh, boy. All right. Well, first, since we're talking about Opie, these takes on Chipotle are Opie level takes. I don't know what you. I'm just going to go off. on all these people. I don't what the fuck Chipotle's so excited about.

They're another one of these people that are like, now we're using real meat. It's like, well, what the fuck were you using before? Or like that big thing is that they have fresh ingredients. It's like, well, shouldn't you? Oh, Bill, what else is upsetting you? Nothing, really. I just got a... Just got back from fucking Seattle.

Hey, you guys hear about this? Chipotle bragging about using meat. Like, ah, what did he do that? Like, holy shit, Opie. This guy's a professional comedian. What's he doing with us? Yeah. And that he got genuinely angry about it.

He seemed angry about it. He did. When I'm serene, I preface everything with fucking. I'm so fucking serene right now. I fucking love my life. Everything's fucking going fucking perfect. Yeah, just the idea of sitting in that car waiting outside something. staring at people coming by yelling into this iPhone.

It's very sad. It's an obligation. Now, something to know about the three of us. We're all musicians. We all play in bands. Producer Chris and I had rehearsal last night. We're working on a new album. And so when Bill's talking music, I'm excited about it.

There's another one that I can never figure out. Jailbreak. Jail break. I can never like Phil Rudd. Like after they play that beginning part of it, Phil Rudd, you know, starts keeping time on two and four on the hi-hat. And I just cannot, because they start in the middle of the riff.

And my brain, I just can't, I can't hear it. You know, is that ever happening? I'm talking to, like, drummers here, musicians. Like, you ever just, like, you're not hearing it, right? Shut the fuck out. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, you know, he goes to two and four on the high hat. Jail break is what he can't figure out.

You can't figure that one out. I'm talking to the musicians out here. He can't figure that one out. It's because the lick, he has to count off a lick that starts at the end of four. So we can't just go one, two, three, four. And he has to go one and two and three and cue it there. That's beyond. And the guy has to keep the high hat on the up notes.

This is boring for me and I'm a drummer. That's the part that sucks. If we were talking to our drummer, Rick, last night, because we're working out these songs from the studio. And he was just like, I'm trying to work on the same big. All right. Well, you figure that out. I got no problems. That's a drummer problem.

Yeah, right. But he doesn't know this is like, he's an artist. Like, he would never turn to a comedian and be like, you ever, you ever not get a joke? And you just sit there trying to figure out. And you're like, ah, I don't get it. What does it mean? Yeah. No, I don't.

I just think about it. What are you talking about? And why is this interesting to people? All right. What else do you want? going to play from this episode. Oh, nothing. We can move on to the next one.

Okay. So let's fast forward to Monday, the 12th. And Bill, again, this is for his wife. He's taking credit for all the great things that he's doing, changing his lifestyle and the way he acts around the family. So cheers to a great 2026. Yeah, no, I'm going to have a good one. I got a little wound up today. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm a little more wound up. But I did yoga and I did, I meditated. but I didn't snap. I didn't lose my fucking temper. I don't curse in front of my kids for the most part now. All right. I have a take on this. No journaling, by the way, on that one.

He doesn't curse around the kids for the most part. I think he got busted recently. I think the wife caught him swearing at the kids. The swear jar. He has some cash in it. He's like, for the most part, I don't. Damn it. Didn't know she was walking in the room at the time.

My fucking cut kids? You fucking cut tree music loving. Those are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Oh, my damn weeder kids are here. I gotta go. Where the fuck is two and four? Comes in on the end of four. How do you count that?

How do you count that? Pick up note. What? Yeah. But no, Bill is loving this new thing that he's doing. I'm not cursing. What do I say? Oh, sugar cubes.

Oh, fuck. It's just this stupid. And it actually becomes fun to say, Christian McCaffrey. I mean, what more does the man have to fucking do? What more does this guy have to do? So he's watching football. And he's like, I love to just yell out, shut the front door.

It's so cute and fun. And this fucking guy can't get to the ball? Who's playing defense on this team? Who are you fooling with this? Yeah. It's hilarious. Starting to think he's using sports. This is a way to let his anger out in ways.

He thinks we don't notice. We all do, but I'm not pretending I'm working on myself. Right. So there's that. I just love this new cute version of Bill Burr. He's like, I'm coming up with creative ways to say silly things around the children. It's a lot of fun.

I'm really enjoying myself. It's exactly what Whitney said. They say, don't say power aid. I'll come up with something funny. We'll make something up. I don't care. I love it. Yeah, I love being censored.

Love it. Wow, it's surprising. You're right. Whitney and Bill have a lot of parallels right now, don't they? This is why we always hesitate when we make these comparisons like this person's like John or this person's like Opie. But what we're seeing with Whitney and Bill is that this is a real thing. They all start to have the same instincts, make the same claims and attack things in the same way. So you just heard Bill, you know, watching Christian McCaffrey, Fort and Niners upset the Eagles.

I took the Niners plus five and a half. That's not the point. The point is that he's watching this game as he's podcast. and his anger is coming out. You know what? You know what's funny? If he was married, his wife would be bitching about something after the game,

you know, if she was coaching the team. No, no, I'm glad you got the MVP. No, that's great, you know,

I mean, I was calling the play. Jesus Christ. What do you think he's talking about there? I don't think it's Christian McCaffrey. On the sudden, he's talking about the running back for the Niners, who is a star player

and had a great. a great game. And he's explaining that like, sometimes wives are a nag where they shouldn't be because you're doing everything right. He's slipping again. Whoops. I think Nia's going to catch out of that one, Bill. Can this guy fucking edit his own podcast too?

He's so annoying the way. He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to. We skip the clip in Seattle. That's entirely sirens. I mean, it starts quiet. It gets loud. And he just never thought to cut it.

Yeah, he turned to the Clay Dabler on John show. It's very annoying. Yeah, he did. All right. So again, remember, Bill has told us as recently as the Thursday before that he has conquered his anger issues, even in Los Angeles traffic, nothing bothers them. Carefree. This guy comes screaming up on a motorcycle. He was far away.

There was plenty of time for him to slow down. But he doesn't. He comes screaming up, right? To pass on the right. And then he drives by looks at me, does the whole big exaggerated shaking his head. Oh, do you got it all figured out, you doche?

You're passing on the right. You're not supposed to do that. And I can see being angry at the time. I get angry too. To bring it up days later on your podcast, it's like still brewing in there. You're like this fucking motorcyclist. And what happened was replacement words?

Yeah, he's forgetting those. It's hilarious. Chris. This is weird. So he starts getting into this conversation about religion versus atheism and what's the right route. And I'm not even sure what problem he's trying to solve here. But he's very confused. There's got to be a happy medium between being a Mormon and an atheist.

Because I don't think either way is right. You know what I mean? Okay. You can't totally fucking abstain. from rubbing one out and just marry the first chick you banged. And then conversely, you know, you can't go to Vegas

and fucking, you know, fuck everything that moves and watch porno and do blow. And it's got to be, it's got to be somewhere in the middle. You know what I mean? Is that what atheists do? He lost me. I've known a lot of atheists.

And I've rubbed one out before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not sure that that is, a good description of what atheists do. Remember last time he was lost in this philosophical question that was really just about him wanting to have a beer by himself in Spain, a cold beer? Just traveling the world and doing whatever he wants was really what he's talking about. I feel like he just wants a bunch of hookers and some cocaine.

This is all just... How can I get there? How can I get there? How can I get there? Trying to get fired. But even, you know, what is... What is all of this even... mean. I've done both. I've been a part of religion and then I said, fuck all religions. Guess what?

Neither one worked. I still, I still have just as many fucking questions. I think I know why. Atheists don't have meetings. If you're trying to get questions answered, where do you go when you're atheists? Is there like a temple or something? I could be wrong about this. Bars. Yeah, okay. They're not going to help. Nope. You got guys like Suttering Johnson next to you. Did he never learn the concept of moderation? Like you can do your job five days a week, party on the weekend, come back on Monday?

No, no, no. Does he not understand? No, no, no, no. Either you're staunch, religious, and you don't do anything fun, or you're an atheist, and you're out of control and you can't control yourself. Shit, that sucks. I know, right? I'm the one doing it wrong, it turns out. Go figure.

Wow. All right, so Bill here gets very defensive. shit. We get it, Bill. We get it. Hey, you're the fucking married guy who doesn't know anything. Well, yeah, I don't. I don't. There, you're happy? I'm a fucking stereotype. Does that make you feel better about yourself? Gee, Bill, you're getting a little defensive? No, what it is is I'm stressing about this game.

Oh, it's the football. It's the football. It's not the voices in the back of your head that are the haters and the commenters who you're recognizing that you're going to have to answer to at some point. No, no, no. You're frustrated with the football game that you're watching. It's not the wife trying to change you in monumental ways. No, it's definitely not that. In your career, no. It's the eagle.

It's not covering the spread is really what the problem is, Bill. I'm sure that's, you know, if you go deep enough, that's what you'll find out. I get it. And we all forgive you for ruining dinner over that, Bill. Thanks. Well, speaking of not editing his podcast, when he does do an edit, which is not an edit in post, he has to announce it. All right, I'm going to watch the rest this game

and then I'm going to do the last 10 minutes about the Patriots. All right, that is all. Through the magic of editing, I will see you in half a second. Oh, my! Hey, the fucking pets are back. None of that is necessary. No, but look at how he handles his podcast being interrupted by a football game. He handles it with plans.

with adjustment, changing himself, changing the podcast schedule, and then being excited about it and happy and into it. Yeah. Sure. Here's this next clip is how he handles when his kids interrupt the podcast. Stadium where the pillars were underneath the stadium, so there was no obstructed view. Oh my God.

Hang on a second. Can I just hang on, please? I'm doing my podcast. Fucking hilarious. go out to your office and do your podcast and then I come out here and two seconds later there's a knock on the door but you gotta love it

you gotta love you gotta love being a dad oh he's trying to tell himself that he's enjoying this he's not couldn't he edit it out I know especially who the wife's gonna hear that

and maybe that was for her to be like listen you can't fucking corral the kids for an hour while I'm doing my podcast that's some angry fucking behavior That's so angry. The fucking kids knock in the door and it's not just like, oh, everything's all right. It's Jesus Christ with these fucking kids.

Maybe it was her knocking. Do you know where the kids are? Yeah. Oh, my God. Very possible. Yeah, they're outside playing with Suttering John's cats. Oh, fuck. That's not good.

Now they're on fire. All right, so getting back to the Shab effect that you were talking about before, Adam. When these guys lose their way in their own career, they latch on to their children and their children's achievements. Mm-hmm. I don't think it's a good thing when you have little kids who are just in the backyard, throwing the ball around. Traditionally not healthy. We started playing catch, which is something I always want to do.

And all of a sudden, out of knowing, my daughter has like a cannon for an arm. We started out. Let's throw the football around. My daughter's throwing spirals. My son is second throw. Can't even get his arm around, his hand around the ball, threw a spiral the second one. I'm like, they're going to be all right. That's a big thing in life.

I can't believe his son is the next Tom Brady. What are the chances? This guy who's so funny He was a huge celebrity and his son is the next time, Brady. And we're moving to Austin. Hilarious. Where are we going next?

We can skip this next bit. I think that's just for me. Okay. But what I'd love to hear his thoughts on Elon number 12. Speaking of Twitter, what is going on with the Twitter guy? This guy, he's fucking unhinged.

Is he like a full-on Nazi fucking racist lunatic? Why won't ICE deport that guy. The guy's trying to start a fucking race war. He's out of his mind. I really don't understand how people on the right support the troops and support a guy who supports the Nazis.

Do you remember we were fighting the Nazis? The Nazis killed American troops. You couldn't not support the troops anymore than being a Nazi. Well, you know, that's not exactly. I'm sorry. I've got to get back to the read here. He's in the middle of an angry. In the middle of an ash.

Can we have less Nazi talk during our Andrews in the future, please? Ah, another fucking ass on a cubicle. Tell me what to do. That's amazing. Yeah. I guess he thinks anger is just volume. Yes.

And he can say whatever he wants as long as it's quiet. Even if it's the most dark evil thing you can say. This is, so he's reading an email from someone. And I believe the topic is, funding for the wildfires in California last year, right, misappropriated dollars going through a charity for that. And his response to this is wild. It's, it doesn't make any sense. Hey, Bill, have you been following the missing $100 million that was raged for fire relief? I mean, what is different, what's the difference between this story and whatever? Do you remember

why we went to Iraq? Do you remember we didn't find it? Do you remember what Saddam lit on fire before we got there? Do you remember that? Do you remember that fucking thing where I used to give a portion of the proceeds of the advertising to something for the troops coming back? And then I found out the family was stealing the fucking money. It's all the same. Someone says there's $100 million missing from this charity fund. And Bill goes, well, it's the same as like we went to Iraq and there were no weapons of mass destruction. Huh? What?

Sometimes things just don't work out, I guess. What's he talking about there? I don't know. All right. This next clip, this is quintessential example of bad podcasting. Going back to early days of WATP when there were. weren't as many celebrities involved. There weren't the big names.

It was a lot of just guys like me just deciding that I should be the one talking into a microphone. And they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They explain things that no one could understand. And they think this is good content. My wife can watch that shit on like a Sunday afternoon. It's kind of amazing. So anyway, she was watching this thing called something L.A.

I don't know. I'm just the worst with this shit. But the actors in it were fucking hilarious. And I was loving that. And then she just binged it. She binged like the last two. There was, whoever played the boss on the show?

This woman, red-headed woman, was fucking hilarious. She was so unhinged and crazy, but also, like, grounded in this sinister way, like, running the country. company, like, unbelievable actor. And then she

binged the last two. He told us nothing there. Yep. So I was reading this book, Adam. The protagonist, what an interesting character it was. Like, I don't remember his name or the name of the book. Oh, I read that. Yo, okay, yeah, I don't know who wrote it.

But, yeah, really interesting. I thought the plot was compelling. Thank you so much for taking the time to share that with me. I can do a lot with that. What the fuck? It's a podcast. You liked it. You couldn't just take the time.

It took me two minutes to find out it was the show I love L.A., and he's talking about Julianne Moore. They don't need your help, Bill, but it would have been just respectful to not just say, you know, I saw this tall redhead comedian somewhere. He was great. Unbelievable. Okay? He said he's terrible with these things.

So there goes his loophole. All right. Well, he wins on that one. also schooled Miss Pat on why binging television was the devil's work. That's right. And suddenly it's okay. Well, his wife's doing it, so it's fine. Well, if it's only two, it's not really binging.

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. All right, speaking of his wife, we should go back. You've been revisiting when Bill had his wife on the show from years ago. We're going back 12 years, four years, two years. Where do you want to start on this? I would love to start with four years ago where Bill and Nia sit down. down to review a movie. Instinctively,

okay. Round in air. I was talking about deep into the blue ocean with Jessica Alba and Paul Walker. Into the blue. Into the blue. Into the blue.

That racist-ass movie. Ocean racist. Yes. How is it racist? I watched it as a white person and I didn't have a problem with any of it. Surprise, surprise. Oh, fucking Nia.

No wonder Bill thinks everything is racist. He's been hearing this for 20 years. It's racist, racist, racist, racist. Okay. nothing's fucking racist then. I've never seen Into the Blues. This is a racist movie? I don't remember.

I remember it just being a lot of, a lot of women in bikinis. Jessica Elba is that a white woman. I don't know if people know that. I didn't, and neither did you. Well, that's funny, because I heard Jessica Elba on a podcast once talk about how she was, forget the word

that she used, but she was talking about being a minority growing up in the U.S. and how tough that was. When she's like the most privileged person on earth, a hot check. The most privileged people on the face of this earth, regardless of race, is when you're a smoking hot check. And Jessica Alba's a billionaire, so I think she's doing okay. Anyway, not the point.

Let's get more into this movie review. What did you see? No, that scene where they had the talk into the mic for the love of Christ. You know what? People have tweeted me and have been like, we can hear you just fine. Yeah, Bill's being abusive there. We can all agree that yelling at someone for not being on the mic, just abusive, cruel behavior.

You don't treat somebody like that. This is one instance where I think we all agree with me here. But you know what, though? Sometimes people learn, you know, when you tell them forcefully to get on the fucking microphone. Over and fucking over. In public. Sometimes it's worth flying across the entire country to the tiniest airport to ever exist

and then driving an extra hour to half in order to learn how to talk into a microphone. Just to be given that note. Sometimes, yeah. Well, I think she handles it well. I'm talking to the microphone. No, there was this one. So this movie takes place in the Bahamas, right? But of course, you know, there's like barely any black people in it.

And it's white people on vacation. They're not on vacation. They live and work there, except for Scott. Jessica Alba's not white. Oh, right. Oh, shit. Now who's not being racially sensitive? Yeah, she's, yeah.

Okay, fine. She's not white. But. Hold on. Yeah. Nia married the whitest guy the planet. Yeah. Pilbair couldn't be more white.

He's hard to look at. If the sun's out, forget about it. Oh, he's reflective. Yeah, what the fuck? And she's one who hates white people? Weird. I just love how Bill completely dismantled her argument with facts that I didn't know. And her response was, yeah, that's true.

But here we go anyway. Yep. I've already made up my mind. So this is my thing. So let's find out. Anyway, one of the guys. that either works for them or works with them in some capacity, he has like maybe two lines and one of them is,

I gotta go, my baby mama is hassling me over a weave or like needs me to give her money for a weave. Needs a new weave. Like, what the fuck? They were capturing the black experience. No, no, no, no. They can't give him a line that has any kind of like dignity.

Like, oh, I got to go, I told my wife I'd watch the baby. Or, oh, I got to go, my son has a soccer game. my baby mama needs a weave. That is so racist. That is so, and then, and then there's another scene where the... Is she confusing realism with racism?

Is that what I'm hearing right now? Yeah, we're trying to make it seem like this would actually happen in real life. That's why baby mama weave. Also, comedy and camp with realism. Like, this is a thing about surfing and bikinis.

I think everyone's probably a stereotype. Yeah. Do you have clip eight handy here? Because I would love to just jump to something. Do you have an, it would say, examples of stereotypes? Yeah, yeah, I have that. This is Bill and Neuf, because she might have a point. That's a very on-the-nose stereotype for a race.

Here they are talking about something from 12 years ago. Are you wearing moccasins? They're my slippers. They're moccasins. Yeah, moccasins slippers. Hi-ya, hey, you got a little Indian blood in you, don't you? I don't know. Yes, you do.

I have like one 16th. What do you got? Blackfeiting you? You get it? Nothing. I get nothing on that? That was stupid. You know what?

I mean, what's the difference? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's cute when he does it, I guess. I guess so. Back to number six. Okay. But that movie was ridiculous. And I'm really upset at that line.

It still bothers me. I gotta go. My baby mama needs a new week. Are we to believe a black person's never said that before? What's the point here? What did she try to say? I think her point is that character's only line in the film. Okay.

So she's like, come on. Baby mama needs a new week. They were underwater for 15 minutes. Like, I can suspend my disbelief on that. That wasn't something that I'm just saying. I mean, if they're going to handle breathing. Why are you making excuses for that line in that movie? Because I meditate now.

And what I learned is, I'm learning to have patience. Patience with what? With just people's behavior. Well, you're lucky that you have that ability to do that. I was very offended and annoyed by that. Oh, no. She's the worst kind of person. Offended and annoyed by that.

I thought you meant black. All right, see us on compound censored. We're going to be moving over. Gammonicus is texting me right now. Jesus Christ. We love the new set. It's your cousin Carl Coomia. You know that new sound you've been looking for?

Anyway, what, uh, where are we ending up with us? Number seven. Yeah, I'm just trying to be, at some point it has to be funny. No. Well, I don't care about it being funny. I know it's a ridiculous fucking line, but I got to keep the comedy going. This isn't count point point. Oh, counterpoint.

What a point? Count a point. You got a morning for a host. Oh, yeah. Keep the funny for the love of God. Please, let's not lose the funny. God forbid you actually agree with me on some shit and try not seeing a... Can you pitch this episode to dear white people for me?

Good Lord. I got it. It's fucking offensive. I'm agreeing with you. I'm trying to fucking keep it funny on some level. Fine. I'm funny. I'm just playing the ignorant white guy.

You don't have to play at anything. Ooh. He doesn't talk to her like that anymore. No. That's what nipped in the bond right there. did he say count point countercunt almost I want to hear that again

some point it that's not funny well I don't care about it being funny I know it's a ridiculous fucking line but I got to keep the comedy going this isn't count point point point you know what he wanted to say very clear what he wanted to say there

that's why he does the podcast alone now yes correct did you notice how he was talking about meditating yeah four years ago four years ago and she's like well I'm glad you have that good for you yeah um how come you're as offended by this as I am because I'm not the black person here I mean because I meditate it's because I meditate it's why yeah that's that's that's god damn Native Americans imagine going to your life like the way Nia does we're just a one-off fucking line that's harmless it's just like I'm offended by this

and I'm upset about it and I'm going to complain about it for a while write an email Karen some of the executives. DIM him. Find the producers of the movie and send him. Yeah, DM them. They love that kind of feedback. Thank you for that DM. I'll do better next time.

Thank you for pointing it out. All right. This behavior has been going on a long time. Oh, we're going back 12 years now. Yeah, I think so. Okay. So any setup for this clip? I think every man in a relationship will relate to this.

Okay. This is what happened to me. Nia's fucking on her side, trying to go to sleep. And I got the laptop. And I start doing the IMDB thing. And I'm looking and I'm looking and I'm looking. Yeah, she doesn't believe this. So I find some style it, right?

And it says that, you know, she did a spread in Playboy. So I'm like, oh, really? Wow, I want to see her naked. So I go to click on images. I swear to God, I'm on Google images. and the second I clicked on one of the naked pictures, this other window came up with somebody talking, who I don't remember what they were saying,

but you immediately assumed that I was watching porn. That's what always happens. Like, yeah, I don't know why these hot lesbians showed up. I guess it's a pop-up window or something. Fucking weird, right? I hate this stuff.

What is that coming out of a vagina? Why is the other woman enjoying it? What's all this? What is just doing the, IMDB thing. Doing the IMDB, that's a good question too. That's like what Sederate John does.

Looking at my credits. Oh yeah. Remember that's in my resume. Yeah, that's a good question. All right. But anyway, so he had to look at what you look like naked. And then from Google, all of a sudden this screen pops up and some sexy kinky talk is happening.

And Nia's overhearing that from the bed. You know. Yeah. And I heard that pop up. up and that breathy little, oh my God, this and that. And I knew what you were doing. And I fucking screamed at you. You deserved it.

You fucking deserved it. Lie next to me and be looking at porno while in bed with your future wife, you fucking scumbag. I don't take any of it back. Wait a minute. You're a dirt bag and you deserve to be yelled at. Do you honestly think? In life and on the podcast.

You know, it's funny. I've never been more angry. This is before they have kids. Nea for they're married Yeah, Nia hears him Listening to or watching porn in the bed And her instinct isn't to grab his cock and help him out No shit

Yeah Nea Bill, why did you marry this one? I'm sure he had other choices Very famous comic they were talking about Jesus Christ A woman who nags and yells at you for watching porn in the bed I would have to believe any therapist would say

That is a healthy thing to do or a healthy relation, in some regard, instead of doing it alone and private and hiding and shame and guilt, he's like, there with her. She could participate. Exactly. Why is it? Yeah. Oh, that's weird.

I don't like where this is going. So she immediately assumed that I was watching porno and I was like, I wasn't, and I literally backtracked through the fucking thing. I back traced it. And I showed you what I was watching. And I called you a fucking scumbag. Fucking scumbag. Piece of shit. And then here it is.

It's like, you're watching porn, too, if you know that that happens. well, so? Well, not right then. But I'm not watching a fucking lying next to you in bed, you dirtbag. You could be. Oh, that's very interesting. I was thinking, I'm like, you don't think that he wants,

looks at porn? What are we talking about here? And it's like, well, you do too. She's like, well, yeah. Of course I do. Do you sleep with other guys? Yeah, not when you're around. Oh, well, thank you.

That would be rude. I appreciate that. If you could start getting the pubic carriers out of the bed, then it'd also be great, but no, I'd appreciate. He waited until I'm not home to do that. What is she looking at that she can't share with him? Right. That's a good point as well.

This is not a healthy relationship, is what I'm hearing here. He literally said, you screamed at me, and she did not debate that. Right. They don't get rid of your boner very quickly, you know? Yeah, and as we pointed out, they're not even married at this point. They're not even married yet. Fuck that shit. They're dating.

All right. You knew who she was. You knew that she posed naked. You knew. because you know who this person is, all right, without going any further. So for you to sit here and try to act like, oh, my gosh, I was just investigating someone's like acting history. Justin Timberlake showed his fucking weiner on the goddamn internet. You'd look at it.

What does that have to do with anything that we're talking about right now? Because you know what? You were right. You know what? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? You're trying to do that classic, you know, sort of.

Can I finish? You were right up and chill Three minutes ago That's the point. You can't finish. Can I finish on your face? I'm with this bitch in the bad. Can't even start.

I finish. You were right up and chill three minutes ago. Throwing other subjects in there to try to throw me off base, but you're not going to do that playboy because I'm smarter than you. Oh. Jesus Christ. So her problem with it is that he might actually have a chance to meet this woman and talk to her in real life. Is that what the issue is?

I think the problem is he knows her. Yeah. She's definitely an actress he just worked with that he's talked about. And now he's looking at her IMDB. He's looking her up naked. Those are the boobs I want to see more than any boobs. Yeah. Of course.

They actually advertise. There used to be a strip club in this area. Long gone, probably. But they used to advertise like, the girls you went to high school with are now with blah blah. And I'm like, all right. That's a good pitch. Oh, you remember Foxies? It was Foxies.

I remember some. sluts from high school. Yeah, I'll do it out there and check it out. You show up with your yearbook, plastered against the glass. Is she here? Remember when you wrote this to me? See after the summer? It's after the summer.

It's after the summer. Do I get a blow job now? All right. Do you want to fast forward to Bill and Nia from just two years ago? I do. All right. So what's happening in this one? They get an email asking for a relationship.

relationship advice. Relationships. Do I really want to read this one with you? He's here. Can you come near the microphone and be a frigging professional in this unprofessional show? Yes. Again, again, abusive. That's why a microphone exists.

You got to get near. You just don't talk to your co-hows like that. We all know it. We're all feeling it. Yeah, you're right. Bill's an asshole. He's a real problem. Just for this.

I think you're right. Now, here's the email. Relationships. So, sure, they can be good, but are they ever great? Every married guy I know reminisces about his days as a single man. Married guys warn single guys not to get into relationships. They warn guys with girlfriends to never, under any circumstances, get married. This is all true.

When you're single, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Whatever you want without first... Wait a minute. Let me get this closer. filtering your decisions through the desires of a chick who probably doesn't even know what she wants most of the time and is motivated by the worldview of sex in the city. Wow, this person sounds like a real prize. Yeah, but this is true, though. This isn't all women.

A lot of women are fucking idiots. Just like guys. Wouldn't you say most guys are fucking idiots? I would, actually. And aren't most women, aren't most people fucking idiots? Listen, we're all rapable. Smart, Bell. Bill's like, you know, these dumb brawomen.

These dingy bras that I'm always talking about. I mean, guys are stupid, too, right? It's not just the chicks that we're talking about. Whoops. I apologize for laying that clip go on for so long. I just could not understand what that thing was he tacked on at the end about us all being rapable. That was weird. Mm-hmm.

Fucking idiots. Just like guys. Wouldn't you say most guys are fucking idiots? I would, actually. And aren't most women, aren't most people fucking idiots? Listen, we're all rapable. Hmm. Okay.

Is that a threat? I think his mind was going somewhere different than our minds were going there. He's a fucking idiot. You might be right, KV. All right, what's he? Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what he meant by that. I don't know. Anybody?

Okay. Maybe he's thinking about dumb broads being assayable? Well, I mean, of all the things Nia is offended by, you're not going to believe her reaction to that. Okay. All I know is that no one is unrapeable. Okay. Jesus. And I am as exotic.

is a grilled cheese sandwich. I think that might be an instant classic. There wasn't even tomato in that sandwich was there. Even when the chicks get what they think they want, they're usually still miserable. That's how stupid most of them are. All right, now he's in. He's in my school.

He's in my quad. I like this guy. You're never going to make them happy. So why even try? So you can un-rape someone? I just like the fact that every time Bill gets a email, about relationships, he's pining for being single. Yeah.

You know, they're just like, yeah, being single's great. You have to listen to some dumb broad telling you what to do and how to deal with your anger problems. You go to Spain and have a beer. Whether or not to swear in front of the kids. Right. I swear in front of my kids all day long and no one tells me anything about it. Like, that sounds amazing. I want to do that.

He's so descriptive, the beer is cold. The hookers are plentiful. It's like, he's put thought into this. Yeah, the porn is on full volume and no one cares. No one's knocking at the bedroom door. Oh, shit. All right. Well, great presentation, as always, Adam.

Thank you for checking in on Bill Burr. We got to check in on Suttering John and Ashley Cummings having a big following out this week after John was, like, so close to sealing the deal with her on Sunday night. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Boom. Can I get a little sympathy? Scam me.

Our motion to transfer was granted in the lawsuit. The case is being sent to Monroe County where producer Chris and I reside. This is very exciting. It's going to make it so we get out of the Manhattan court system that is bogged down and nothing's been happening. And no one's looking at anything. There's over a thousand pages of nonsense to go through. and it wasn't going to get anywhere anytime soon. And now it's being sent to Rochester,

who's board A.F. Sitting on their hands waiting for something to read, something to do. So that's good news for us. That was what our attorney put a motion in to move it to Monroe County. They requested that and then it was granted. Yes. Fantastic. That was announced today.

Wow. So Judge Cohen looked at some of the stuff and went, Yeah, you want to get this on my desk? Sounds good. Get it on my desk. So that's exciting. That's big news in the lullsuit. We'll see what happens from there because let's not forget.

John let it slip. I think he was talking to Miss Judy. He asked Judy if somebody who practices law in Manhattan could also practice law in Rochester. And she goes, well, it's New York State law. So, yeah. And he goes, oh, because my attorney said that he couldn't practice law in Rochester. I was like, your attorney said what now? Sounds like he said he didn't want to do law stuff in Rochester.

That's a whole other county, John. Judy was too polite to tell him. So that's very funny. Also, if you follow Dabler's Anonymous, you'll know that John Cincinnati date was identified, which is surprising. I was actually starting to believe the fact that he never went to Cincinnati. Yeah.

Because it was all very confusing. He forgot his belt and it was crazy. If you watched Point Dabble Point this week, some of the dumbest shit John's ever said. He bought a lady belt to Target because they were all out of men's belts. But it was the second store he went to that was out of men's belts. And then he shows the belt that is for a size 48. It just goes out and out and on.

And there was already like creases in some of the holes as if it's been worn many times. It was a flow of model. Yeah, exactly. You went to like a hotel or someplace. He was like, I think I left my belt here. You have any belts? And they're like, we have this one. Yep, that's one.

He went to the loss and bound. Yeah, you're right. Why is there blood on it? Also, I heard some news. This is a inside scoop. Take it with a grain of salt. This is what I heard. John actually did buy a boat.

He actually fucking did purchase a boat. And he flooded the engine on it. And he's been taking it to this mechanic. And the cost of, fixing it was ridiculous. And so he sold it to the mechanic for $2,000. Guess how much he purchased the boat for? $13,000.

Just to prove he had a boat? I am telling you, this wouldn't surprise me at all. John purchased a $13,000 boat, breaks it, and then dumps it out a guy. He's still making payments on it. Oh, my God. The beauty of this. He was on it twice. Yeah, right.

Because, yeah, any time he's on there, he's taking photos and videos on himself. The beauty of this is that I know John will stop making payments. John's credit is fucked. His credit score is 0.0, which is not even possible. But John figured it that. And he blames it on Susanna. He claims it's like, oh, well, Susanna out of these credit cards when we were married and I didn't know about them.

Meanwhile, John confessed that when he sold his mansion, or he's trying to sell his mansion, I should say, he stopped making mortgage payments when he put it up for sale. He's like, well, why would I pay the mortgage out? I'm selling it. That's right. What? So you know that he sold this boat. He's never making another payment on this fucking thing again.

Yeah. What's it going to do? Ruin his credit score? Yeah, right. Right, when he's got to lose it? Do your worst. So anyway, that's just some insider info that I've been hearing lately. And who knows?

Who knows what's real and what's not real? But we got boots on the ground. We have some people with their ears to the ground. Well, all the ground things, can I say. Did we get a picture of the date? Did we get to see her? Yeah, I did. There was a picture of the four of them because she brought another couple.

For safety, right? Yes. And if I go like this, we're all leaving. She posted it on her social. That's how people found it. It was John and her and this other couple at this restaurant. And they found out that she works for I-Heart. So she's in radio.

But she's also a relationship coach. They found like a flyer that she put out where they were teaching people how to like stay in relationships. I mean, it's. Yeah, she works for my heart. It's a relationship. Maybe it's my heart. Yeah. Anyway, what I do know is that John spent the weekend hitting on Ashley Cummings and getting wasted in his hotel.

room. So the dates did not go well. Yeah. It's not going to become a long-term relationship, which is hilarious because he recently got a question on a super tip of why he hasn't had a girlfriend in the long time. He truly such a great guy. Why can't you manage to get a woman to stick around for more than a couple of dates? She'd been looking for a relationship for years and yet you're still single well. Did it ever occur to you that I like variety? I was married. Great wife, great person. But things didn't work out.

I wish her well. I'll always love her. But the single life have been very, very, very good to me. I've been very lucky in love. Now, I understand that a man of your mental capacity cannot really fathom having sex with over 300 women,

but that's the Duke. Skull! Who says I want to settle down? Now I'm starting to think about it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now maybe having a girlfriend would be a good idea. Something that you've been saying for years on the show.

John's been talking about finding the next Mrs. Melendez going back to the Calabasas apartment days. He was pining over finding the next woman he could settle down with. But now, because no one wants to be a little bit of the next woman he could settle down with. But now, because no one wants to be. us to sleep with him or have a second date with him. All of a sudden it's like, no, this is fucking great.

Even horrible people like Matt Mead, keep the chick around for a while. Like you start fucking a chick. You're not just like, all right, on to the next one. You're like, no, no, no, no, we'll fuck this one for a bit. It's fun. Try a few variations. Yeah, yeah.

We can try a different position tomorrow. But now this question, his question was, what kind of man can't understand why I would break up my children's home? Mm-hmm. Because I like variety. Yeah. What kind of meant? The kids maybe didn't want to hear that.

Like, you told them that. You told them, oh, no, it's not irreconcilable differences. We haven't grown apart. I just like other kinds of food. So I'm breaking up this entire family. Because I feel like Chinese tonight. Yep. Wow.

Me too. I'm sorry. Or Korean or Japanese or Thai. Not the point. We know what Miss Judy is. We just know he loves her. We know he's not getting laid. This has been well documented through his own confessions.

Every few months. What's the last day we got laid? Oh, like three months ago. You know, just like, wait a second. So we know he's not getting late. So it's hilarious, these mental gymnastics he has to go through. He's just like, I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm getting too much pussy if you have to ask.

Yeah. The guy who just flew to Cincinnati to go on potonic dates with some woman. Dude. Cincinnati. Also, we've, well, documented this, but like if he had any contact with his kids, he wouldn't

shut the fuck up about it. Right. So if he was getting any pussy. Yeah. Remember the Vietnamese girl who he had a threesome with until she had to go back to Vietnam? Yeah, for her dad. Who could forget? There was a wild made-up story.

Aren't you lay off the Asians? And he talked about it for a while until he finally. It was like, I know what's buying that. I'll try something else. here's another great super chat that came in because, and again, we talked about this on Dabbler, on Point DabblePoint. John went to Cincinnati for a charity gig

that was for like animal really, animal shelter, animal something, because he's under a lot of scrutiny for one or two of his cats, dying, disappearing, whatever happened. And a lot of speculation is that the cat died when he went to his comedy gigs in Indiana and Ohio. Probably didn't leave them enough food

or who knows. Maybe it killed itself. Yep. Maybe there was a note. John has been greatly gone, but I know you're coming back. So, I don't know. It's a best case scenario. So anyway, I pointed out that I have an insider,

Chris Fike, who reached out to this charity and found out that there was no charity gig. John was never attached to a charity gig. This was all made up. And someone asked him about that. Lady Kate proved you lied about an animal charity. gig line. No, I didn't. I didn't lie about any animal charity gig. If you really want to know the truth, I'm just I like where this is going. Yeah, I've heard that line before. If you really

want to know the truth. And yeah, Adam, look up to the ceiling. What am I saying about this again? That's where the truth is. It's up there. Yeah. No, the truth. I'm just, uh, I lose it. The problem was these are all the towels. Oh, yeah. John's the worst liar on the planet. I love this. So he starts stuttering and stammering. His eyes start looking all around. If you really want to know the truth, he's buying himself tying with all these other words that are unnecessary. Because the word truth gets bandied about a lot. Yeah, yeah. What is truth? It's a five-letter word sometimes. I was, the problem was as I missed a flight because I thought it was at, I was

leaving at 1230. But it turns out, it was all of a sudden he's itchy. And by the the way broadcasters talk into the microphone, John, you told me that. Yeah, you're looking to the side. You're looking to the side. You're off mic. This is very professional. Hey, let's not be too aggressive, guys. Let's settle down on the...

All right. Well, people don't talk into the mic. That's shit. We can all relate. Come on. Let's not be... Because I thought it was at... I was leaving at 1230.

And it turns out it was arriving at 1230. So I fucked it up. It wasn't... That wasn't the night of the gig, but I couldn't promote it. So that's what happened. Scum! What does that have to do with lying about the gig? So he says, I miss my flight because I thought we were arriving at that time on your boarding pass.

It tells you when boarding starts. It's the only time it shows on the boarding pass for that specific reason. People don't get confused. Exactly. Like, well, is that the departure time? Is that the arrival time? No. It's the boring time.

It's when they start boarding the plane. That's the time it shows you. Boring. Where's the va? How the fuck? How the fuck would John mess that up? How would he fuck up? Trying to get out of a plane when he thinks it's arriving or when it's arriving in the next city thinking that was the departure time.

Carl, he landed home and once took a cab to his house only to find out that he had left his car at the airport. Yeah. Yeah. He's really stupid. Yeah. I mean, I don't know another adult who would have this excuse and think it's normal. They would be so embarrassed. Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice, yes, but he has handlers. He's actually mentally slow. He's smart enough to lean on people. That's true. But like you said, it's the only time printed, although most people use their phones. So he didn't, this didn't happen. No. No.

So it's one of the worst excuses I've ever heard. It's so dumb. Yeah. And so he thinks that we're all as stupid as he is. Right. So he's like, you guys get it. Like sometimes you go to the airport at the time you're actually supposed to be arriving at the next airport. You know, you make that mistake.

People moving around and numbers everywhere. Dates. Everything's fucking willy-nilly. Who knows what's going on? You're like, no, no, no. No, that's ever happened to anyone. No. But then listen to what he says at the end here.

I had the gig, but I couldn't promote it. So that's what happened. Skull. It wasn't the night of the gig that he missed his flight, but then he couldn't promote it. It's a charity gig. Right. You don't need to promote it.

Nope. You're the entertainment of a charity gig. But if he throws enough info at us and says Skull, case dismissed. Wow. And then here's the biggest tell of all because he wraps it up with. Duke don't lie. Duke don't lie. Something that a lot of honest people say over and over again.

All right. let's move on to the most important thing. John has decided that, you know, Ashley Cummings is going around and going out of the people's shows and talking about John. That's slut. Oh, boy.

I've seen that Ashley Cummings is like out there, trash man. I don't, you know, you know what? I've been nothing but kind to her. And it doesn't matter them. I mean, let's just say that I'm out of the Ashley Cummings business because I can't deal with instability. Clearly.

I know. You're the one is one of deal with instability. Right. Not everyone who's having a relationship with you. Sure. He was nothing but kind to her. I've heard that before. He doesn't understand why she would have an issue with him.

And I actually have a couple examples from this past Sunday night on why maybe she would have an issue with John after being on his show. You're so cute. Look at those lips. Which best subscribes John Penes? A. Mac. B, limp.

C. Water vets to deal on the book. You know, Ashley has never been lucky enough to see my penis. And if she did, she'd be marveled at it. River Ridge.

My man. Essie, can you do three of three. Oh my gosh Yes I do have a nice penis You genuinely pack me up, John Yes, but I will say I do have a nice penis

That's one thing I will say I mean not, you know, I'm bragging But my penis is a thing of beauty Scoop Yeah, why would Ashley have a problem with this guy Who gets blackout drunk And talks to her about his dick during the show.

And she tried to go, I love comedy. We all love comedy. Good stuff. I'm serious. I'm serious. It's a great dick. You need to look at it. I'm not kidding. Let's watch the end of this podcast episode from Sunday night. This is four and a half hours into the program where Ashley Cummings is on and just getting assaulted by John.

I'm coming. Duke asked Ashley. Okay. Meaning you have better flap checks. Listen, I think both of you are beautiful all right actually finally done listen I love you I will see you soon

hopefully I will pay you and can we do a collective skull school make sure you don't miss your flight sir and anyway thank you for coming and I will pay

thank you for having me you guys have a good night and I'm your friend yeah you're my friend friends. Just remember that. I have your best interest is so hard. I'm not going to trash you ever. I don't trash you ever. I think you know that.

Actually, I will never, you'll never find me on the show trash. Thank you, same. Yeah. Okay. I love it. Find me on other shows. All right. Well, that was nice. We had a great show. We had wow fucking hell

he's acting like you just fucked her yep I got to catch my breath after that I had no idea fucking hell I had no idea I just having fun I wanted to like my guest

Keanu of course Thompson and Vince the ridiculous lawyer watch it of a the ridiculous human

Actually coming Jesus Christ What a disaster What a fucking disaster I didn't plan on I'm doing this bag on the plane So it's starting to be insane This is who?

Listen to this side of Wow I gotta get out of the plane Good luck with that I didn't plan on I'm doing this bagged on the plane So it's starting to be I'm saying

It's sure It's sure Sean. This is donkey lips. Yeah. Joe Nevis was more coherent when he was on the sidelines trying to make out with the reporter.

So this is fantastic. Earlier in that episode, again, I'm just trying to paint this picture of like, why would Ashley Comics be like, this man's ridiculous? I don't want to be on his show anymore. So,

Doom posted this, and I see Doom is in the chat. Doom does a phenomenal job of pulling clips. A lot of the clippers are doing a great job with John stuff. The stuff we were watching earlier is from Stalin 19. Got some other things coming up.

But this is Ashley saying this is her last show. John? No, but you're on every show. I don't, I'm definitely not on every show. And this is my last show. This is the last one. So this is from this past Sunday night, Ashley declaring this is her last show that she'll be on.

Not true. But anyway, we'll get there at a moment. How much you want to bet? But then that will be the last one. I'm not going to comment on that out of respect for you. Look, can you, like I said before, if we change the word respect to, what did I say? So look at John here. I'm going to kill the volume because it doesn't matter what they're talking about.

Oh, John is bent over and he's off screen. And what, now he's back up a little bit. What's he doing? Okay. He's muted himself. so you can't hear him, which is why I've muted it, because it doesn't matter what these two people are talking about. And so you just see the back,

John's back just hunched over. Oh, he's back. Oh, boy. That's a man. He's puking right there. What do you guys think? It's puking or doing a line. It's not doing a line.

You wouldn't be bent over that much. I think it might be both. I think you might have thrown up and then giving us a little dirty look and then went back down and did a line. What are you looking at? I'll tell you, I've done Coke before. I've never flipped over a garbage can in a hotel room and cut up the lines on that.

Like, he's bent way over towards the floor for this, unless it's in the carpeting, like maybe he dropped the bag. Honestly, that was my first thought. What would be so compelling to him? Also, he had the foresight to mute it. Yeah. Because I think he's probably vomiting. Look at him here.

Oh, he's just, he can, peeking back up on the screen of these two idiots still talking about he keeps looking at aba good all right let me um let me fast forward a little bit because this goes on for a little while and then oh yeah here's another him coming up for a second wow oh you guys are still here oh he looks bad where's the filter he's like hold on and then he leaves oh my god he's off. It's like every threesome he's ever had. So wait, watch this when he comes back on here.

This is crazy. I don't think I called you a bitch, but if I did, then I'll take it. I'll accept your memory over mine. Wow. What could John come back as if he's a new man? All right, I got that shot out of my system. I'm ready to the party again. Like, we all, maybe we've been this guy, maybe you know this guy, the guy who gets wasted,

vomits. I just like, all right, I got my second win. Let's do shots. you're like, dude, you were just puking in the bathroom for the last 32 minutes. And I'm better now. Yeah, all right. Well, then let's go. Your bathroom's a mess.

I wouldn't go in there. I love how he's fixing his hair. And of course, by the way, this conversation between these two idiots is just what you'd expect. And she's like, yeah, remember you called me a bitch? And I was like, I didn't do that. It's like, no, you did. She's like, well, I guess I did. All right, whatever.

Sorry. Yeah, I was the worst. If I did, then I'll take it. I'll accept your memory. Yeah. John. Okay, yeah, I guess I did say that. Ashley, do you find me cute at all?

Oh, God. I'm wondering if you're going to make your flight. What time is your flight? 11.30. Max, who's hotter, Keanu or Ashley? So John comes back from whatever the fuck he was doing. It definitely looked like vomiting to me. And immediately starts hitting on Ashley again.

So Ashley goes on pretty antisocial podcast with Haley. and they have some thoughts on this. They decided to go back and watch the stream and comment on it together. This is the thing that John was all upset about with Ashley doing that. And geez, I can't imagine why they would want to go back and review John's ridiculous behavior. This embarrassing behavior with this woman. And thank you to Dirty Jersey Rat for pulling this clip together for us. You are beautiful.

Thank you. And whether you with me or not, Connoissement of women. That I, the Duke Say, I am donning you. Yes, but somehow far less smooth, which is insane, right?

Like, at least, at least with MKE, I believe what he's saying. Like, he sounds more authentic and, like, sweet, right? Like, this just feels like a whole different kind of, I was saying this to someone. I was like, I don't know how to duck and weave

with this dude anymore about this stuff. Yeah, I said, let's be friends. He's got a much bigger creep bob to me. I don't know. Ashley's on here watching this and commenting, and she's like, I put him in the friend zone multiple times. I don't know how else to do this, because throughout this podcast,

John's talking about flying her out to Florida. You know, he had that whole map of all the places they could go for free. Oh, yes. Spook Hill. He got from Hertz, rent a card. and she's like, I'm not flying out to Florida. This isn't what our relationship is.

And they continue to watch John hitting on her. As one of the top five beautiful women in the doubleverse. Now listen. Thank you, but also it's kind of a low bar. There's not, like, you know, thanks, I guess. Look, you were like. So Ashley is here at the watching. watching the show. I actually get to see you. Your sister has lost your mind. Talk to her

place for us. So and turn your mic on, Ashley. Turn your mic on. Get your mic. Get it put your mic. So they, John goes, I think you're in the top five women in the dabble first, which is the most ridiculous compliment you could give a woman. I was trying to think, who do we include in the dabble verse, the top five women? Well, there's Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Rops on. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's get to the jokes in a minute. Keanu, I think. Little Lemmy would be in there. Yes. Review girl, Megan, is she in the Dabbleverse?

Officially? Oh, yeah. Okay. Put her in there? She is in my mind. Yep, I agree. Ava, is Ava in the Dabelverse? Jenny Jingles?

You said Ava before Jenny? Jesus Christ. I'm just trying to figure out the top five, are you, Chris? All right, fine. Missy B. Scarlet Hampton, my wife, you know. Scarlet, yep, Scarlet's in there. I know.

Missy, it's an outrage. So, yeah, I just, I don't know if that was the compliment that he intended that to be. So they're commenting on the fact that John is wasted, just annihilated. And he's still reading these super chats. He's slurring through it. Trussie can't even read this. It's just going to say that. Right?

Like, if I've ever been in this level of drunkenness, I can't read shit. I'm surprised. Like, the room's spinning if I ever get that bad. And I would drink. It's kind of funny because, like, you. like when you hear him read things normally, it sort of sounds strange. Like,

like I think I'm just more used to him like, la, la, la, la. So it's crazy. This is John's version of her trashing him, which is not trashing him. It's like, John, you got blackout drunk on the show for hours with her, and she's observing your behavior. And John equates this to, oh, she's trashing me.

That's how thin-skinned he is. He's the most thin-skinned human on the planet. And it goes... She called him a creep. She can't handle it. And it goes from, I think I'm going to fuck this girl. Meanwhile, he's on these multiple dates with this chicken Cincinnati at the time. But it goes from, I'm thinking I'm going to fuck this girl to what she made fun of me for slurring my speech while I was drunk?

She's dead to me. You're going to have to relax your rules if you're going to get blackout drunk in front of women. Enjoy your yoga prison. Yeah, and Haley's in the chat, too. I apologize. We left Haley out of the time five. God damn it. I should have done a more comprehensive list.

I was putting that together. You'd see the other people I left off top of my list on my notes. This is why you're such a devil with the ladies. It's not great. I'm not doing great. He's got an angry text from Felicia Gillespie. Oh, Jesus Christ, Gilly. How dare I?

So, yeah, Carmic Axis crying right now. Yeah, his keyboard. How does my girlfriend not make it into the list? Finger Felicia's fishy flaps. It's my favorite drop. Okay. So enjoy it while you can, guys. Supertip.G. slash WM.T.P. Class action lawsuit pending. So they point out the fact that John's hitting on Ashley when earlier in the show he was vomiting in that trash can. Literally less than 10 minutes before he just is like right here macking on you.

He was thrown up in a trash can in front of everybody. Like it's not slick. You're gross. And then just chugs a beer right after. And just burping? Like, don't do that. Don't do that. I cannot stand that.

People just, like, openly burping. What is your problem? Yeah, pick your battles. I know. They're both just disgusted by this human. Why wouldn't they be? He's a goblin. He's so fucking gross.

He's vomiting. And he comes back and he's like, oh, chug a fucking beer. I'm back, baby. Let's go. Imagine what his breath of us smell like. it's so bad so then you might remember this i think we play this on point devil point but uh super chatter came in and said hey ashley if you were pregnant with john's baby would you

keep it and john answered for her and said oh yeah of course we'd keep it we'd be the best parents it'd be the best greatest kid and all this crazy ship so uh they they discussed that on this show actually i would not i would not want you to abort i Love how it's like not even my choice. Yeah. When he first, he answered it for you, he was like, I would have the baby, wouldn't you? I wouldn't abort it. It's like, what if I wanted to do?

And also, when I said other things would have to happen, like, I would have to sleep with you, which is never happening. Yeah, but I think of how many times he's fantasized. You know he has. Oh, gross. That is, I think. the dagger. Yeah.

Now she's turned on him. That's the dagger right there for John to be like, okay, so maybe she wouldn't keep our kid together, but wait, she wouldn't even sleep with me? And she's grossed out that I jerk off to her? What the fuck? What's her problem?

John really thinks that he's hot. Yeah. He said it many times recently that he's a good looking guy. And he's blown away by this fact that he's a drunk, disgusting, old out of shape mess. in very poor health. Vomiting on his podcast. Because he puts fame and celebrity in front of everything else,

he assumes every woman is the same way. And how could they, if they slept with Bob Levy, how could they not? He's a little bit more famous than Bob Levy. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, no, you're right. And so we go back to John's show now, where he's concerned about Ashley trashing him

and he brings on Keanu. and we find out from Keanu why Ashie would be doing this. Let's jump right into it. What was the, what happened with Ashley? Like she comes on, she fights with everybody, and then now she's trashing me. Oh, of course. Did you expect anything else to happen?

Right. Oh, good. Keanu's taking John's side. Smart. Yeah, no, I didn't expect her to trash me. Like, why? What I do? I think she, like, like,

like I said, and you said it to her too. I don't think any of this is really good for her. If she's having fun with it, then great. But I don't know if she is at all times. I don't think, like, I hate saying the word dabble verse, but I don't think the dabble verse is really good for her mental health. So this is some serious projection on the point of Keanu talking about the devil versus not good for her mental health. Kianu is transforming into a villain before our very eyes.

Kiyadh just be carefree, like talk like a child and do wacky British accents and say words that most people in America don't say. And now it's like nonstop, like really going after people's looks and character and talking all the mad shit she can talk because she's been hanging out with John and Gino. It's just like it's not a good influence on her. And the fact that she's talking about like, oh, well, this Ashley person, Ashley, during this whole time that John's hitting on her is kind of sitting back and not really saying anything. She's like, oh, okay. She's kind of playing it cool. Yeah. And the fact that Keanu comes on here and takes John's side to say that like, oh, yep, you know, she's the problem.

Let me play this again because look at Keanu's body language here as she explains that the devil versus bad for Ashley. This is really good for her. If she's having fun with it, then great. But I don't know if she is at all times. I don't think, like, I hate saying the word devilverse. But I don't think the dabble verse is really good for her mental health. You see how she's like looking down in a way? I don't think this is good for her.

It's not good for you. What you're doing for a living is not working out. And of course, these two are so like tribal and childish when they try to discern like, why would Ashley have a problem with John after that ridiculous drunk stream where John was once again hitting on her nonstop? I guess she then is going to. to trash you. Probably because you didn't shit on me is honestly. But I'm not going to. Yeah. Right. Oh, Keanu made it about herself. What are the chances? This narcissist would be like, well, I know

why Ashley's going on pretty antisocial. It's because she, you didn't trash me. And everything's about me. It had nothing to do with you, Keanu. Absolutely nothing. It had everything to do with John's behavior to Ashley on his show. And the fact that John has to keep saying, I'm going to pay you, I'm paying you. He's brought up how much you pay. He's brought up how much you pay. are all like embarrassing stuff that I'm sure Ashley doesn't want out there and John has no problem doing it. But it's so funny that these people think like children. They're like, oh, well, you're friends with me and that's why she doesn't want to be friends

with you. Adults don't think that way. There are people in the devilverse, Kevin Brunton, who think that way. They're children. It's not how life works. Let's find out really what the issue was because John actually has a little clear moment here and brings up a real reason why Ashley Cummings would not be happy with him. Somebody's super-shad, does she take it in the dirt input?

She's like, I know what that means. I said, do you take it in the ass? But I'm just reading the super chat. Right. And also, it's just a joke. It's light-hearted. Oh, my God. And I thought my delivery was pretty funny.

I don't know. Okay. So John finally gets to the realization that's like, maybe I said things to her that were offensive and she didn't like. like asking her she takes it in the ass over and over again. And of course, Keanu's like,

oh, it's silly. I just read the text messages from friends that I think are silly and no one would care about. But isn't people making fun of Keanu in a, I don't know how you say it, in that area is like why she hates so many people

because of those comments and those jokes about her asshole. Isn't that the whole thing? I didn't stick up for when Pat Melton was talking about how you could Google her asshole and see photos of it. I didn't stick up for it. That's her reason for accusing people of like violent, predatory crimes. And now she's just like, oh, come on. It's just a little butt joke. What do you?

Well, actually, why don't we see what Ashley's reaction to this was when she was on with Haley from Pretty Anti-Social? John, ask her if she says third input. Do you do third input? What's third input? Up the ass.

You ever taking the ass? I think that I don't want to answer, right? Why would you ask? Like, I know, I was just like I'm not answering that. It's such a rude question. Sorry, go ahead. No, I get that it was a chat that came in. I understand that, right?

Like, sure, whatever. You just brush it off. Just like with the one that he just did a minute ago where I was like, yeah, ha-ha. And then you move on. You don't, like, press the issue. He wanted to know that was his end and, like, just inquiring and being like, let me find out then.

Like, you're. about that. I think you're right. 100%. Because he thinks about it for a minute. Like he reads it off, asks, goes away from the question for a second, and then comes back and says it again. Hold on. I don't want to like rehash it, but watch. Up to the ass.

So he explains it and then could move on, but watch him. You ever take it in the ass? The second time. I'll just play with my hand. I don't want to answer, right? Third inquiry. Right? Right.

Like he's not me asking. Have you ever taken in the astron? Actually, it's not me asking. They asked that. And I'm choosing not to answer. The answer is no, but I think it's a disgusting question. Well, I didn't ask it. Say, no, but he, okay.

He could have moved on, but instead he pressed you four times in four different ways to get the answer. No, Keanu, it's because you don't like each other. That's why. That's why she's out with pre-anti-social. Not because Haley, who also hates Keanu. and rightfully so. Amazing how everyone has this in common. Oh my gosh, Kianu was on with Dean, the Aussie guy,

United States of Australia. It's going back a couple of weeks now, but it is brilliant. Ozzy guy really breaks down why everyone sees Keanu is a disingenuous asshole who's a villain in this world. You can't call her that last word. That word is beyond the pal. That's the no-no word.

I should have said that. Isn't that amazing, though, where it's like, John's like, I don't know why she would turn on me. I don't know what all this is about. Meanwhile, John doesn't remember any of this. He was blackout drunk during it. And for me, personally, if I did a show, which I would never do, blackout drunk and I had guests on, all I'd be thinking about is like, fuck.

What did I say? What did I do? I'd be full of shame and embarrassment. And John just goes out and goes, look at this fucking bitch going on pretty antisocial and talking about me. Why would she ever do that? What's her problem? And kind of, I know. He's what an asshole.

Let's get into some more. fun talk. Let's talk about Adam Bush because he comes in with a super chat on here. Listen to me. I don't give a... About Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You were a minor character in a shitty show.

Okay? I did 16 years and hours starting 10 on Leno. Do never don't compare yourself to me. If you were so great on Buffy the Vampire Slayer dipshit, why didn't they ask you to be on on Amoslav Bigg?

You get me out of here. Why did that ask you to be on somebody? Why didn't they? These are great points. Have you had any record deals? You have songs in other and three major film soundtracks? I'll wait. Adam, he's got you good right there.

Were you even on? I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here? I was never on that show. Jesus. I mean, this guy's got you beaten on everything. I was not on while I was an adult, along with the other show.

that you mentioned that it hasn't been on for 15 years. It's so amazing that John can just list his accomplishments. And if you haven't done the exact same things, then he's beat you at that game. Yeah. Has John ever owned a marketing company? I'll wait. I'll wait.

And by the way, this started because he was railing at everyone and he was doing this bit. He goes, I can't remember who he was talking to. But he was like, nobody has a right to talk to me unless they've been in the New York Times, the Washington Post, Newsday, Conan O'Brien. And I was like,

oh, I've been on those. Can I talk to you, John? Right. No. Because you haven't been on these other six. Okay. Okay. Yeah, basically, you know,

John's trying to bring a class action lawsuit against Super Tip. And so Carmick didn't want to go along with that. So John's pissed at Carmick because, you know, Carmic's not even a celebrity, but John is a celebrity. And so, whatever. It's all so stupid. And he's very upset. with Adam for even pretending that you're also a celebrity like John is.

Don't ever compare yourself to me, pussy boy, because you're not me. I am the Duke. I am the stuttering John Edward Melendez. Don't you forget that. Scoke! Okay, first of all, the Duke was Hitman Dan's nickname, and he stole that from John Wayne. So go fuck yourself. Also, I want to point out that Adam is the lapper.

and John is the laughee. So there's a big difference there when it comes to the dabble first. But John's very famous and no one knows who Adam Bush is. Nobody goes up to Adam Bush at a bar, at a restaurant,

on a train, you know, on the street, and goes, hey, aren't you, Adam Bush? Nobody. He goes waiting for a bus. You think of on a bus is Adam?

I don't know. I mean, this list of places on a train, on a plane in Spain. Yeah. Aren't you, Adam Bush? Nobody. Zero.

Me? Wherever I go. People know who I am. There's that asshole. What's that smell? Let's get out of here. Lock the liquor cabinet. I just want to say when Adam showed up at Hackamania, people went nuts.

Yeah, yeah. For sure. But that's Hackamania. You know, it's losers. Sure. Like, Tuky. Card of Electric. And now that TikTok has made me famous all over again, I'm gaining more fans of a

Ute. Can I rebut that for a second? Yes, I am confused by this. Okay. Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show has 7,000 to 800,000 followers on TikTok. Okay. Stuttering John has 224. Okay.

This is what I wanted to ask. I feel like I'm out of the loop. Is John TikTok famous? I'm not saying his TikTok. Is there another TikTok video or contest or the thing that's going on that's involving John? Sheets Shitterson is a bigger, not as Sheet Shitterson is a bigger TikTok personality than stuttering John Melendez. But he wasn't on celebrity fear factor so he can go fuck himself. But John is saying that he's famous from TikTok now and he's got like a younger audience that now knows about him.

And it's Beetlejuice. If that's true, I haven't tried to get John. involved in who are these socials for years now? I'd love to incorporate them. I got opium there. How do I get John? Does he have a TikTok presence? Let me know if you know about it.

I can tell you there's one viral clip that John is involved in. And it's the people that are pointing out how sexist and chauvinist Howard Stern used to be. And it's the Anna Nicole clip. Where they're trying to get her to weigh herself and she won't do it. And John is the, come on, just do it. guy and Benji is the, this is wrong, I don't like this, let's move on guy. And Benji is clearly the hero of that clip and John is clearly the villain.

If it's that he's referring to, then you got us, man. I'll never forget that episode because Anna Nicole Smith was a little out of her mind in those days. And they're trying to get her to go on a scale. And her response was, I'm not going to get on your stupid way machine. One of my favorite lines. Anyway, Benji was playing a character. He didn't give a shit. That's not the point.

The point is we have a new super chatter on John's show, and I am here for it. Tribles and Duck, are you more insured by your intelligence or height? I'm not really scared about anything. I'm just not. Never have been. Dribles to Duck is now showing up in John's chat, and Jenny Jingles brought a brilliant package with her to the last WATP, where John was breaking down his love for animals. And we learned about John's pet dribbles, the duck that he knew since it was an egg.

Yeah. I swear I'd never heard this story before. I thought I'd do everything there was to know about John Melendon that was ready to write a book. And there was a pony also. There was a pony. An unnamed pony. A large pony. Yeah.

A big pony. I got a lot of notes from people telling me about the different species of ponies and how some are bigger than others. Like, yeah, I'm more interested in this fucking duck. I'm sorry, man. I'm a duck guy when it comes to John's pets from the past. I bet he sent that duck to Shully's show that time. Hmm. Yeah, I had a joke.

No, I didn't joke about that in the row, so I was just thinking about. All right, we got Opie stuff to talk about. The place we're going to start is from the 13th. So yesterday morning. And listen to this clickbait title that Opie had his live stream. It's called Trump to ban alcohol? Yeah. Exclamation point, question mark, exclamation point.

It's like, ugh. I always try to avoid. I do clickbait titles, too. We all do on YouTube. But I try to make it like a thing. that's real. I never do the outrageous thing with the question marks that everyone knows like, well then he's not banning alcohol.

Is air making you fat question marks? Yeah, right, yeah. It's like the dumbest shit. It's like if you're going to click the thing, it better have that in the video or else it's kind of weak. But this is what Opie does. He does the clickbait titles. And so he starts off by himself before

Ron gets there. Is that where you want to begin? I'd say let's start with number four when he starts to get bitter and angry about not winning the Golden Globe for Best Podcast and losing to Amy Pollard. There's a ton of women podcasters out there that are doing it. They're crushing it.

They've been doing it for years. To give Amy Poehler the best podcast of the year when she's done, I'm not joke. Dude, she's barely done it. She hasn't even grind it out. And then she's talking, then she's thanking her producers and stuff. You know, the podcast world is, You turn on a fucking mic and you grab one of your friends to help you.

And now it's all polished Hollywood garbage. That's my point. You're going to sanitize the podcasting world. He's so jealous and resentful. And this take is the quintessential Howard Stern take. She hasn't even paid her dues. How dare she be the best podcaster, which I don't agree with either. I'm not mad about it.

I don't care what's a golden globe on anything. Did you imagine that affected your life? called you're one in the Golden Globe by site Oh! No! Gets of shit! She's a dues payer. But I'm confused.

He's said that he's one of the top five podcasters. Broadcasters, yeah. Broadcasters. Yeah, podcast or something like that. And he says, here's how you do it. You turn on a mic and you grab one of your buddies. Yeah, he's phoning it in.

Right. He's literally phoning it in. The reason why this was the first thing that was picked up. So WTP started 10. 10 years ago to point out the podcast suck. Yes. Because Op. Anthony went away.

Howard Stern started getting really shitty. So I turned to podcasts. I'm like, oh, let me listen to podcasts. I'm like, these all fucking suck. No one knows how to do a podcast. So I started doing a show pointing out people are just phoning it in, not putting it

at any effort in, and it's terrible. And the first show that got traction with this audience was me covering Opie Radio. It was the first time people were like, holy shit, this does suck. Wow. I want to hear about this every week. And so for Opie to be out. on there and going like, what's Amy Poehler doing? She's got a polished show with producers.

They put effort into it. That's not what podcasting is. It could be. You might want to look into it, Opie. Opie thinks he deserves an award for doing nothing or making Ron do it. Right. He also says the benefit of just doing it, you know, grassroots style is you can talk about whatever you want.

It's being sanitized what Amy Poller is doing. It's all being whitewashed. Right. And yet. Check out clip 8 Where Ron just tries to talk about Grock for a second Can take a picture of a child Or you can take a picture

And it will make you naked Why do you have to go right to the child? No, I just That's anything right Ron, that is such a red flag Don't fucking do that Yeah, I got, I got People understand what they would use it for

For horrible things But you couldn't just say a regular girl At the fucking office And you could Oh my God God. Sorry, YouTube. Sorry, everybody, but Ron really wants us to get yanked.

You're going to be all right? Yes. All right. Ronnie. Roddy. This fucking guy. We're just like, Opie's just like, oh, how could you say something that's controversial on my show?

It's like, thankfully, someone's saying something. Yes. And Opie doesn't think it's that controversial. He just wants to say, I'm the professional broadcaster here. Right. He's big-timing him. Yeah. Meanwhile, YouTube ain't listening and nobody cares.

We try to get a show yanked. Whitney Cummings made it pretty clear that she talks to them every day and they are very concerned about what's on there. Opie's being such a baby right there. Yeah. He censors things more than anyone and for no reason at all. I'm still confused what Opie's even trying to accomplish. So it was to get back on the radio. It seems like he's abandoned that.

And now he has Ron on every day. and their podcasting partners, they're going to go to the top. And this is the... Opie's decided. I did it with Anthony. I did it with Anthony. Carl Ruev.

I don't know. Do it again. They were all working men, doing jobs. Run the waiter, yes. This next one, number five, my head exploded when you asked this question. I think we're on circles around. What are your thoughts on the Bill Burr podcast?

You ever catch it? It's all right. it's all right he oh my god opie holy shit what a lukewarm take this guy never has an opinion about anything what is about bill burr it's all right this is why opi's one of the top five in the world because you ask him something about a big celebrity a guy he's known for many years like what do you think about his podcast pretty good he's so listenable it's so frustrating have a take on something you idiot just had an episode with like john lovitz and he kind of fucking went off on love it's Oh, really?

Did you see it? Like, we should play it. Like, you can find it. Why did he go off on limits? Because he finally said, Jesus Christ, will you shut the fuck up? For 20 minutes, you ever stop talking? This is supposed to be a conversation. And John Lover was like, oh, all right, so go ahead.

What do you want to talk about? I thought we were talking about John Lovitz and Bill Burt. Why are you doing an impression of me? Oh, you thought I was doing you? Oh, Rod. Are you slow today? I yell at you for interrupting. That was the joke, Ron.

Oh, my God. All right. That was Ron's fault. Yeah. Yep. So, John Loves was on with Bill Burr. I mean, this is your beat, Adam. But this was also like two years ago, a year and a half ago.

I was going to say, yeah, I didn't think this was recent. I might follow Bill Burry. What he has got some? I know. And it's a great episode. It's a particularly good episode. They're very, very funny. together. They're kidding.

There's a hostility that's a joke between them that Ron as a comic should understand. I work with John Lovitz recently. I talked to him about this podcast. And he said, and I quote, he had the best time with Bill Burr and he was pleased that the numbers did

so well. He said that they're both comics and if someone can't tell that these two geniuses are operating at the highest level, then you don't appreciate comedy. Oh, so Ron's watch this and going like, wow, it was really confrontation. all these two hate each other. Meanwhile, you talk to John Lovitz about it.

He's like, yeah, it was a great time. We had a great show. And anyone watching it can see that, too. Ron has to be pretending to be dumb in order to, like, rag on Opie's enemies, or he's just a really good waiter. I don't even think he's a good waiter. I think you're giving him too much credit here. Yeah, I fucking doubt he's a good waiter. Pretending to be dumb.

Adam's killing it tonight. Yeah. I remember really enjoying this style of comedy from you. I'm very upset I think that's what it is Is it common knowledge that Opie and Anthony appeared on this John McEnroe talk show?

No. Okay, then you might want to listen to another six. I don't even remember the John McEnroe that was a tennis player, right? Yeah, I remember the talk show because it was a big, like it didn't go well. Okay. And it wasn't necessarily his fault.

It's not because he was an asshole. It just was not a good idea. So it only lasted a couple episodes. So it was like Magic Johnson doing a late night show. Yes, exactly. Sometimes athletes are good at that sort of thing. Mm-hmm. So,

John McEnroe had a talk show, and me and Anthony were on his talk show. But they never showed the episode because John McEnroe loved the guy. I see him in the neighborhood from time of time. He didn't know what the fuck he was doing. So they were recording episodes of his talk show in advance. So by the time our episode was supposed to air, all the shit we talked about didn't matter anymore. So they never aired the fucking. show, but I swear to you, we were on, technically we were on the John McAro show.

And it was us and ready for this, Chevy Chase. Hold on a second. So the reason why I never aired is because they brought up topical things that were no longer relevant, even though he knew that he was pre-recording a show that wouldn't air anytime soon. That's why they don't ever run old comedy specials. Once it's run, they never show it again because no. none of it would make sense. No one would understand it.

It wouldn't be funny. Yeah, what's he talking about? It's bullshit. It's bullshit, right? Something else happened here that that never aired. Yeah, I mean, it could have just been that the rest of the episodes didn't air, but he's taking it personally. And I think that's something somebody told him.

Like, oh, it's just because, you know, this thing that's beyond your control. That is what they'll tell people so you don't feel bad about it. So, okay, so he says Chubby Chase was also a guest on this episode. So Chubby Chase is the news right now. He's got that. documentary. Yes, I'm sure Opie's got a good story about Chevy Chase, right? He sure

does. I'm literally 10 feet away from Chevy Chase. I'm talking like 10 years ago? Like, how long of those? Oh, my God, 10? It could be wow. It could be 15 years ago at this point. Oh, okay. That's that different from 10.

Yes. How would you say 10? 12 is really the answer. All right. So, you You're in the chair. I believe, if I remember correctly, Chevy Chase was wearing some kind of pink sweater. What an important element. I'm glad you gave us that nugget. I'm sure it's only going to get better from here.

And I'm like, holy shit, that's Chevy Chase. So I introduced myself and I say, hi, Chevy. I'm Opie from Opie and Anthony. Nice to meet you, right? Guess what he did? Who gives us shit? He did nothing. Like I didn't even say anything.

He's a, he's garbage. He couldn't even say hi. And it wasn't like, I'm on the street bothering the guy. We're on the same fucking talk show. Did he even, did he turn to you when you said it? Nope. So no recognition. Wow.

Breaking news happening on Opie Ray. If you're not watching the show, you wouldn't know Chevy Chase is an asshole. Yeah. I can't believe Opie's the first one to break this information for us. Holy shit. incredible stuff. That's what's blowing my mind that even back then he didn't know that. Like he hadn't heard that this is a classic thing that that guy is that way.

Especially because of the feud between Chevy and Howard and Opie was, you know, feuding with Howard in his mind. So you'd think he would understand the dynamics there. Oh, yeah. But he didn't know. He thought he just walk up to him be like, hey, I'm Opie from the Opie and Anthony show. And Chevy would be like, holy shit. So nice to meet you.

When can I come on your show? Can't wait. That would have been hilarious. See, that would have been a funny move. by Chevy, but he's not like that. Adam, you run in the Hollywood circles. Have you ever come across Chevy Chase? Okay, when I got my first headshots, when I was 10 years old,

I went to this guy who shot everyone. Ron, Ron. You gotta bring up kids? Jesus Christ. YouTube church and serves a service. So you're getting your headshot 10 years old. This guy had shot every single actor in New York. It was like every cast member Saturday Live, it was a who's who. And I was flipping through his book and asking him about all these people,

and a very young Chevy Chase came up. And I remember this. That's the only question I remember asking him was, what is Chevy Chase like? And this guy said he had just come to town. He hadn't done anything yet. These were his first headshots. And I had never met a more arrogant asshole in my entire life. I asked him, you know, he came from a small town.

How do you know it's going to work out for you? And he said, this town needs me. That's incredible. 20 years later, I'm leaving a restaurant. and this guy is screaming at the valet, just like berating him. And it's Chevy Chase. And he's berating him because his car was parked

a little far away from the curb. And he's screaming, what am I going to take a boat? Am I going to charter a helicopter to get to my car? What the fuck am I going to do? How did you get this fucking job? And his wife is standing next to him going like, eh, he's so funny.

He's just kidding. He's screaming and berating. It's the only experiences I've ever had with this guy and Opie's surprised. That's amazing. I love the fact that he goes on Asanao first season, and he's already the star of the show. He's like the, you know, the news anchor and a big deal.

And with that cast of drug addicts, they're like, we can't work with this man anymore. This guy's going to go. He lasted one season. I mean, I shouldn't say, I think he became big movie star. It's worked out for him. But that his...

Well, it's less that you cut to like 40 years later, and his most current cast feels the same way. about him. Right. Yeah. Very telling. But Opie was blind to all of this. He had no idea. He thought the guy from, you know, what was that? Wally's world is going to just take a big hug. And finally, Opie thinks he has a hot take on something. Yeah. I got an inside scoop on this chubby guy. You don't say. He's also got some info about Kevin Spacey. You're never going to leave. Wait, when he was creepy around you? What? You're so good at the house of cards. And you seem like a child at the end of Opie. He's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

I know. A four-year-old. I know. Where do you want to go next down here? Check out number nine. Okay. By the way, the only time I ever see videos of Anthony, your ex-Padour, is on mainly X, a little bit on Instagram, but mainly it's on X. And they're all videos that he chooses the show of African-Americans and not very flattering situations saying,

you see you want this in your community well first of all I don't check out his stuff second of all you know there's a market for that

yes third of all it's something I don't want any part of there you go he does well with that shit America America loves that shit there's a whole bunch of people out there

that love that crap it's just not for me you know so I avoid it as much as possible I couldn't tell you the last time I actually saw a video from that guy Ron Cadillia yeah that's right Ron's watching it all the time it's fascinating research Ron's doing yeah I only watch what Anthony's doing on X why I see him on the other platforms too but anyway so I was watching about X the other day and what he says is I like that Opie goes that's what America wants yeah huh he he understands it and he doesn't

at the same time. He goes, you know, Ron, if we just became a Trump show, we had so many viewers people would be watching if we were just like praising Trump all the time. You know, Anthony, he's like playing these videos of black people misbehaving. Well, that's what he gets them all these people watching because he's just playing black people misbehaving. So Opie understands, like, have a take on something and do that. And when he's ever, he's given the opportunity to comment out a politician or to comment on Bill Burr's podcast, Opie has no take. whatsoever. So he knows, like, have a point of view on something

and do that. I get criticized for hating on podcasts. It's kind of my schick. You have a point of view, though. That's my point of view. They suck. He's an abortion guy. Well, I wasn't bringing that off, Adam. Jesus Christ. Talking to the mic, Adam. I got to do with Suthering John

now. All right, you're in timeouts. All right, where do you want to go next? I just, I like the subtle implication he's giving that he's better and like a martyr. I'm sacrificing my career for my morals, but I also won't say out loud what I believe. So there could be a discussion.

In fact, he has to kind of praise it. Well, you know, America. Who are you, Opie? Yeah. He goes, I want nothing to do with that. Good news. You have nothing to do with that. Five people are watching.

Yeah, what Anthony's doing, you have nothing to do with. So you don't have to worry about that at all. And as if he just started, you know, towing a different line on this show with Ron, the audience would just flock to him. I know, that's what he doesn't understand. Yeah. But I would like to see Opie commenting on the same videos that Anthony puts on his ex account.

That'd be funny. Do you want to skip to another day of the week with the holster? There's one or two things I pulled from the 10th when they're live at Gepparts, which is almost always impossible to sit through or here. Yeah. But there's two things in here that are worth checking out. All right. So Opie knows funny.

He's been on the Opin Anthony show for all those years, 20 years. He was on there surrounded by comedians, and he knows the comedy always comes in threes. In my opinion, where this is where I... Oh, I don't do this. No, I'm doing it. You started it? The fucking Hebrew ham is going to finish it.

The Hebrew symbol. The Hebrew symbol. The Hebrew Gherkin. Hold on, it's like, I got to back this up. Was that Tony P? Is that his name? Or V? I can't remember. Tony P. So he goes, I'm the Hebrew hammer and he goes, the Hebrew thimble.

Listen to this delivery from this comedian. You do not have a damer. The Hebrew symbol. The Hebrew symbol. The Hebrew cooking. The Hebrew symbol. Hebrew tweezers. So.

Opie. Tweezers. Oh, definitely funnier than Thimble. I'm glad you got that in, Opie. Wow. Way to one up about that. I see how it has a 3,200 views. I think that's real.

Because Ponji, who's not, he's obviously not talking at all, is a major comedian in Indonesia. And there are a lot of comments from Indonesia there. And he actually is a big deal. So I think they're using him for views, but not really talking to him much. And Matt, the owner, his wife is from Indonesia. And he travels there quite often, I believe. to go back and visit her family. So maybe there's a connection there?

There is. Mm-hmm. Okay. In this next one, Ron is again watching ONA clips, but see if you can catch what O.B. mumbles at the end. I brought up a clip where I was like, O'B, like, there's a clip where, like, everyone is just, the studio exploded in laughter

where it was Kyle Ruiz, and Kyle Ruiz brought in this very expensive chocolate. and, well, I was here in spirit. No, I didn't even know you fucking existed, bro. I thought you were. You know is I made everyone laugh really hard. Ron's watching this clip where the whole place explodes in laughter, which is all the clips that Opie posts.

You know, if people are laughing, it's a funny show. And Opie very seriously, Ducks has head down to the microphone that Tony P's holding in his lap and starts sucking on Tony P's, no, that's not what happened. And says, I think he was throwing up. I think he was throwing up in his lap. says all you need to know is that I was the reason why everyone

erupted in laughter. Well, I was here in spirit. No, I didn't even know you fucking existed, bro. I thought you were... What you knew to know is I made everyone laugh really hard. I made everyone laugh really hard. All you need to know. That's all you need to know. Jesus, Opie, he was praising you already. He was already saying he saw a clip. Karl Ruez

is there. Everyone's laughing. Opie's like, yeah, you're not giving me enough credit. I think he sensed an insult coming and he wanted to get in front of it. Yes. Does he even know what clip he talking about. No. It doesn't matter with Opie.

There could have been laughter coming from anywhere. You would pick. Yeah, anywhere but Opie. Right. That would be the one that would be the long shot. That's like the pink Gatorade bet on the Super Bowl, you know? Powerade. Callback King over here.

All right. Let's head over to the 8th of January. Opie's live stream with Ron the waiter. And, of course, the big topic that's going around. is this ICE agent who shot this protester. I believe that's what they're talking about, right? Adam? That is.

All right. So, you know, cops can be aggressive sometimes and doesn't Iran know it. Listen, I'm from Boston. I've seen these fucking Boston cops just fucking rough up people. They don't get. I was roughed up once. This fucking dirty fucking cop. Hey, you want, can we just get a little bit of levity for a second, please?

I did the levity. So Ron says, I was roughed up before by a dirty cop and OPEE has zero curiosity. This is why he's the worst host, the worst host of all time. Like, whoa, what's that story? You got roughed up by the cops in Boston? No question, no follow up question. Dirty cop? What's that all about?

Was it because you stuck your nose in his camera? I was something with my nose because I was talking to him. And you can tell it's real because Ron actually doesn't want to talk about it. at it. He just kind of moves on. Yeah. Meanwhile, Opie's got a super chat out. That's why he's distracted. He's got a $5 super chat from the Tommy Jordan who says, how can I contact to you guys to get you as guests on my podcast?

Love the Opian Ron show. Tommy, don't. You stink at this, man. I thought he was kidding and it was the funniest thing I'd ever read. I thought he was like kidding. I'm sure he's kidding. I hope so. I don't think Tommy's ready for the opi rub.

It's going to be too many people flocking to this to his channel to watch. to that. All right. So you heard Ron had a story about aggressive cops because a woman was just shot while driving her car. So, uh, Opie's going to want up. There was a time, the opster. That's me. I went to spring break. It was for Lauderdale. And the sidewalks were packed. I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't move on the sidewalk. So I got in the street to run because I was meeting some friends at a bar. Do you understand, Ron? And maybe some, uh, maybe some Buffalo Betty's and an officer said to me, hey,

get on the sidewalk, right? And, you know, the opster, to Drew Mayfield's point, I disobeyed the order of the officer. I didn't lose my life. But boy, if I didn't get a billy club into

into my ribs, bullshit. How dare you? First off, stop making the ice shooting in Minneapolis about you. Oh, yeah. What an assaw. on spring break and a cop told me to not get in the road and get back on the sidewalk.

Not the same thing. They didn't hit you with a Billy Club after that. I've been to spring break before. It's not how that works. No, it was the 1920s and they were twirling it around. Yeah, right, Billy Club. The fuck's talking about. Next thing's going to be Rodney King before the riots.

Yeah, so, you know, I did a little angel dust. The next thing I know, these cops are all beating this shit out of me. Thankfully, so he was recording it. he was jaywalking and a cop hit him in the ribs with a billy club yeah i don't think so i don't think so either i'm not buying that at all i bet ron's story would have been better yeah real to guess all right can we get an update on the ronica money please what is going on with this we had ronica back in december before christmas and people who are super chatting including our buddy adam bush that money was going to get matched by opi and all the money was going to go to ron

and then you've heard Ron talking about that. I'll be saying it's coming. It's going to come. It's going to happen. Do we finally get an update on this, Adam? I'm glad you asked. We can end with this. By the way, can I put the rumors to arrest, please?

Yeah. On a daily basis, not just throughout the day on a daily basis. Yeah. He's never going to give you the money, Ron. Oh, shut up. Never going to give you the money, Ron. Can I just put this to rest, please? Yes, please.

You're filling up my DMs, people. Yeah. I need my DMs open for like in case a girl gets back to me. Yeah. I need to get. Ron. Thanks, John. I know.

He's turning into Suttery, John. Is he really getting his DMs filled up? Come on. I write him sometimes. I know you do. For like, in case a girl gets back to me. Yeah. I need to get laid.

Anyways. That's a poor man. He's not going to get late. He was poor. Don't tell him. So yes. Opie gave me the $1,000 already. Thank you, Opie.

I appreciate it. I didn't even acknowledge those idiots. They have nothing better to do with their time. So literally, every fucking day, he's never going to give it to you. It just shows. If that's all you have for your live stream or your podcast, you're not doing anything. You're not going to ever come, you're not going to ever come close to the success Opied Anthony did.

If that's all you're doing on your studio. No one's going to get close to the success that Opied Anthony had. That the medium doesn't exist anymore. I'm not going to get syndicated in every market. Next thing I'm not going to be on celebrity. What is it? A celebrity get me out of here. That one, yeah.

What the fuck? Don't crush my dreams. So, Opie just did the thing. So I would wrote me this recently. I'm glad they pointed this out to me because I forgot. Is that all you have was a very common go-toe from the people they would jock Tover? Yes. So, you know, they make fun of a radio show.

And the radio show is responsible to be like, oh, they all they can do is make fun of other people's radio shows. Yeah. And so Opie's go to. to now is just like, oh, all they want to do is talk about whether I gave Ron the money from Ronica or not. Yeah, Opie called it the most common cope back then. The most common cope was like, oh, is that all you guys talk about? No, we talk about tons of shit.

Is this one of these we're talking about? Yes. We're talking about it right now because it's fascinating. We want to know if Opie's going to make good on this money because Opie appears to be poor. And he owes Rod a bunch of money. He was even more poor than he is. Makes it interesting. For your live stream or your podcast, you're not doing anything.

You're not going to ever come. You're not going to ever come close to the success, Opie and Anthony did. If that's all you're doing on your stupid life, I'm going on, Opie. It was my pleasure, and I'll be honest with you, Ron. I thought I would have to fucking write a much bigger check. So I think we should do what's coming up, Groundhog's Day. We should do Ron Hogs Day.

Let's do Ron Hogg's Day. We'll do another one where all super chats go to you and I match. Okay. Wait, you just use the word match? Is that against YouTube's terms of service? Was he a pyromani? Did he finally look this up? He's allowed to say he'll match the superchats to come in?

Oh, right. He wasn't allowed to say that. You're right. He's all concerned about us. He said he's not allowed to say this. Now he's saying he's saying he gave Ron $1,000. Yeah, there was some additional payments for trivia contests they had. And there was.

I was keeping track. Another 100, then another 100, 800. Yeah. 800, those two, that's a thousand. So Ron finally got paid. That's what he's saying. That's exciting. Do you think you'd be lying about this?

Do you think there's a little agreement behind the scenes? I don't know, but I think there's definitely an agreement behind the scenes. I think that was definitely a bit we saw where he's like with some of the Jim Norton stuff where he's like, you come on and bring this up and then I'll react this way. Because for him to be so pious about it and then open to be like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Of course I was kidding. What are we all?

Well, it's a month since Hanukkah. We were wondering why this didn't happen during the festival of lights, not the next year. That was the question. You still haven't answered why it took so long. That is a good point. Ron, do this bit. I'll actually pay you. Right, yeah.

If you wanted to get paid, I think if you already gotten paid. And it would be really great if you can hate everyone that hates me and bring it up first. I think that's the bit they're doing. And I think he thinks it's working. I think Opie's telling him the more you rag on aunt and Bill Burr and Jim Norton, the ratings are going up. Fuck that ponchy guy. It's you, Ron.

Yeah, right. Yeah, he's looking at the numbers and he's thinking that they're taken off. I love that. I love that they have this false sense of success that's going on. I want more of that with them. Well, I'm ready to match whatever he makes. Oh, Ron Hogs Day, you're talking about? I'm in.

I'm in all the way. February 2nd. Can't wait. It's coming up soon. I'm going to be starting a go fund me. Give me the money. I write a check. I send it to Toronto.

Then they mail it into Ethereum. Then they change it back into U.S.D. And then it'll get right to Ron's Venmo. And I will send a use iPad that you can no longer update. That's beautiful. All right. This is the part of the show everyone's been waiting for. Is it weird or is it gay?

What will they say today? Is it gay? Welcome, Megan and Annie. How are you both doing? Good. Fantastic. It's such a good jingle. It really is.

You can, that melody works for everything. We have a Josh Allen song that we sang during Bill's games. For some reason, that thing just, it just works. Yeah, it gets stuck in your head. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. Of course, the weird news jingle from Scorch. Oh, man, people who've been sending me updates on Scorch.

Now he wants to be a dog walker. Do you see that? Adam? I did. I did. Oh, it's so sad. He's putting it out there. He's just like,

I'll walk your dogs. Someone throw me a couple bucks. I'm starting a dog finder app. Oh, it's where you left it. In the front yard. Did you see his montage of all the acting work he's done?

I have together. Yeah. It's pretty great. It's all the same character. One after the other. Born scourge. How did I start feeling bad for that guy? Stick around long enough.

Absence and distance. Yeah. You're right. That is what does. All right. Is it gay? Is it gay is a game that we play on this show because Aaron Imbold is very uncreative. And he tries to make comedy on the show.

He does a comedy show. That also is very political. And so when he tries to find the comedy, he oftentimes decides that something is gay. And Megan is here to report on whether or not the topics he's discussing are gay or not. We have to guess what he's going to find gay. And this is round one worth one. point. Cockdiff wants you to eat a dick, Alan, but the rest of us just want to see you get better. The cleaner, never mind, the cleaner's apathetic. He says, let him cook. You guys are mean.

Brett says that OZempic also fucks up your bone density. Honkey says is gastric bypass out of style? Is it gay to get gastric bypass surgery in 2026? Adam. It's gay to get gay to wear that shirt, so I'll go with yes gay. He's dreaming of a warmer weather like here in California. Carl? Fuck off with your goddamn weather reports.

I don't think it's gay. I don't think gastric is a guy. Chris. Shit. Can you come back to me? No, I'm going to go gay. Annie. It doesn't sound gay. All right, we're split on this one. Yeah. That's

actually gay now. No. It's gay to get your stomach stapled. That's like so 2008. You're 2000 and late, bro. Oh, boy. Wow. That's gay. That's gay. Seems kind of gay.

That's a black eyed peas reference right there. All right. I stink. Congrats to Chris and Adam for getting a point. Round two worth one point. And they're like, they chucked a stapler at somebody, which fucking rules. That's so based. Amy Klobuchar was like, get my shit done, you fucking whore? And she hucked a stapler at somebody.

That rules. How do you not like that? I wish more Democrats had that kind of balls. I might have been a Bernie bro if I found out he was shoving hot pokers up people's ass when they weren't doing what they were. Is it gay to insinuate shoving a poker up one's ass? Annie. If you're doing it to yourself, yes.

So gay. Chris Not gay Carl God this seems like a trick question doesn't it I'm going gay Adam I'm going to assume it's a trick and go not gay

Okay I told that sounded Don't look at me like extreme It sounded gay I don't know why I went right to SP asks me sometimes SP asks me that sometimes she goes Why does it go right to things in people's asses

And I go Oh wait what is he said? It is disconcerting when you say it that way. I like the S-Bs giving him notes. I still don't believe she's there, but... I know. Okay. I'm with you on that.

I think he wants to pretend he has a girlfriend. He does ventriloquism, and it's like the little puppet on his hand. It's all right. It's all right. Close enough. All right. I think I figured a point on that one. Yep.

We're going to round three, which is worth one point. but 09 Canyon says I like their thrones dude that's kind of a common thing in like black like we powerful black women podcast they all have to sit on thrones and they all have to be king

like to me that is like a surefire sign of insecurity that like we have to sit on thrones because you see we're kings like I dress like an asshole good place to pause because I'm totally secure

myself. Yeah. Does Aaron dress gay? Adam? Not gay. Carl. I mean, he does, but I don't think he realizes this. I'm going to say not gay.

Chris. Yeah, not gay. Annie. Gay. All right. She's going for it. Annie's going for it. Let's see.

And I put a zip tie on my glasses because I know I'm the shit. That's, I mean, that's. Okay. What is it up with the zip tie out of? his glasses. What's going on? He can't afford to fix. Maybe he's waiting for new glasses to come in. Maybe he has like a weird prescription.

How could his zip tie possibly work? Yeah. Well, he made it work. He made it work. So he finally got a ton of views this week because he realized after we told him on this little piggy that there's like all these protests going on and there's like a big news stories in your backyard. Did you go cover that? Because everyone's looking for that information. Yeah. So he finally went and did that and shot video.

of him talking to protesters and stuff and he broke his glasses. And he's got his fucking zip tie on his glasses for some reason. He's great though. He's really good. All right. This is round four.

Worth a point. You know, I have a mile. I agree with you, but I have a mildly different take and it comes from being the father of three different children. I mean, you're the father of a child. That's Bravo.

Three different children do you say? No one told me There was going to be boasting There were three different children I mean you're the father of a child That's Bravo That's a brilliant thing Right

Anyone can pull off one Having three that interact with each other Is it's a different vibe It's a different dynamic It's not better It's not worse It's just a different dynamic And I will tell you

One thing I want to yell at Tim Walls Is the same thing I want to yell at my children when bedroom and bathroom lights get left on when we're not using them. And I go, guys, I don't, because I'm not a yeller, you know, I'm a big guy to begin with, so I don't think I have to try and intimidate children, just his ex-wife. Anyway. Is it gay to intimidate children when you are a big guy, Annie? Uh, no.

Chris? Yeah. Carl Guy because the children are involved I want to say no but I think it's going to be gay I'm saying yes to gay

I'm going to appeal to better instincts I'm hoping he just wouldn't do that I would keep it kosher but he won't okay I don't you know it seems kind of gay so I just I tell me I go guys I'm a big guy

seems kind of gay what's wrong with them it's only wordy is crazy. I've heard Shaquille O'Neal say, I'm a big guy. That's gay, Shack. Which are you fags left the light on?

All right, here's round five. And then we have our bonus round for this worth three points, but this one's worth one point. Let's take a look. This is CBS News and how they're going to help us out. how they're going to be more news of the people. Again, this is a Barry Weiss brainstorm. Has changed since the first person sat in this chair.

But for me, the biggest difference is people do not trust us like they used to. This isn't breaking news, dude. It's been this way for, I would say around Ruby Ridge, Waco, probably. Is legacy media gay? Adam. No. Carl? Yes, it is.

Chris. I'm going no. Annie? No. All right. So I'm the only one saying yes to Legacy Media. All right? About 30 years people have been saying that you guys are gay?

Yes. Like they used to. You got that new story wrong? Gay! Gay! I don't make any sense. That's why this game works, Megan. It doesn't.

make any fucking sense. It's so great. Every time I try to use logic, it doesn't work. It is. Waste of time. I can tell you we're thinking way too much. What are the scores right now, Chris? You just jumped ahead by a point. Nothing else matters. All right. I'm up by one point, but it's anyone's game because the final round is worth

three points. The rules change a little bit. We're going to hear a prompt, and then Meg is going to give us three choices to figure out what Aaron is going to say about this topic. This is a little different. This is what Oz thinks. Oh, okay. Good to know.

We're going to find out his co-host, Oz. He's in studio with him. Mm-hmm. On who you ask. On one side, a brave freedom fighter killed a terrorist in the line of duty. Okay, that's extreme. Yes. On the other side, some poor, innocent person who was minding their own business

was executed by a federal Gestapo agent. Wow. That's the other extreme. Yeah. Everybody's wondering where I stand. That'd be weird, huh? Yeah, where do you stand on this issue? I've had, you know, a lot of seeing a lot of the videos

and seeing a lot of the comments. And after you jacked off. Might have made a commenter to myself. I don't know. Did you? I don't know. Were you in your fine boomer fashion? Were you like Archie Bunker would have never put up with this?

Oh, what's you going to say? You know, what about the car? This is why we can't watch all in the family anymore. But I did come to an ultimate conclusion. I'm sure everybody's on the edge of their seats wondering what I'm thinking. Jews be Jewing. Niggas be niggas be niggins. Is that what you're here?

That's actually what I was going to say. All right. What does Oz think of the Minnesota shooting of an ICE agent killing a protester? Guns don't kill people unless a car is coming after them. Is the gun okay? or the windshield did not pass the safety test. You can say one, two, or three. Okay, because that's a lot.

Yeah, thank you. So one, two, or three. I can repeat anything if you want. I'll start with Adam. What? Oh, no, is that too much a drink? He's vomiting off camera. Whatever you're ready, buddy.

He is an actor. Is the, I'm going to go with, If he was genuinely funny, I'll go with that. Two? Yeah. Is the gun okay? I'm going to, that's what I thought to. I'm going number two.

I'm going number two. Producer Chris? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm taking over. Megan, you do this. That's fine. Chris? I'm going one.

Annie? The one went about the windshield. Okay. So we all have different answers. One was the most convoluted. So that is very possible. Very wordy. Yeah, I thought two was too funny.

Yeah. Okay. What did you think about it? Is the gun okay? And we have a weaner. Carl. When you hear the applause, you know, I've never heard that. Knock, knock, who's there, gay?

That's a great, great game. I'll go for it and say, I'm gay. We get a lot of great drops from it. I'm all gay. Yep. So we'll be using that for your sizzle reel. Oh. For years to come.

Coming in from Friend of the Show, MLP, is a Dream Eaters little snippet. Love the Dream Eaters. Thank you, MLP, for saying that in. All right. We have another game that we've been playing lately from Simon, from the worst ever podcast. This is the Opier Burr game. where Simon is going to read us specific quotes from a podcast, and we have to figure out, did Opie say it or Bill Burr say it?

Hello, gang. We're going to have a good time because we've got a lot of very fascinating people with us today. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst ever podcast, and I'm going to read a few silly words to you. Then it's your job to guess if it's Opie, no soap, McTavish, or Frank Costanza Burr. Your first round quote reads as follows. I never gave a shit about what I looked like. I happened to, you know, I, I, uh, I, I was, uh, I was born with some really good genes for a really long time.

But I never really gave a shit about it. Time to register those votes. I'm going to add them last because he knows, he's too good at this game. Yeah, you're right. He's been killing it lately. I'm going to start with Megan. What do you think? Opie.

Annie? I think it's fur. Producer Cress, Opie. I am going Opie. What do you think, Adam? Opie. Yeah, Opie thinks he could have been a model. He's talked about that before.

And here's the answer. I never gave a shit about what I looked like. I happened to, you know, I was born with some really good genes for a really long time. I knew that much. Yeah. That's open. It doesn't make any sense. That's why I thought it was.

I had good jeans for a long time. They got holes in a of and really gave a shit about it. Jeans are temporary. Let's play. Round two. So, Annie, you've been playing dangerously all night tonight. But I appreciate your gum shit on this one. Going for it.

Round two. Worth a point. How many ladies? saw this fucking, uh, angle of you. Time to register those votes. Oh, wow. Uh, producer Chris. Burr.

Yeah, I'm also going burr. What do you think, Megan? I'll go burr. Annie? Opie? Adam. Bill Burr. All right.

And here's the answer. How many ladies saw this fucking, uh, angle of you. Annie, with the gumption. Half of Ron's only fans this week. Let's play round three. Nah,

that's okay because they're white. Time to register those votes. Sounds like a bill bird of me, but they could be a misdirect. I go to Adam. What do you think, Adam? I think that was a very, they're getting shorter and shorter.

Yeah. He'll start giving us three words and a laugh. It sounded like Burma, me. Could be a misdirect, but that was certainly his laugh. Okay. Annie? I think it's Opie. Megan.

I'm going Burr. Producer Chris? Burr. All right. We're all burrs, except for Annie on this one. And here's the answer. That's okay, because they're white. Now that's racism.

We can all. Get behind. Let's play. Round four. This is embarrassing, but I like, I like giving you guys the embarrassing stuff. I was scared to jump in a pool at night. Time to register those votes. God damn.

That's a tough one. Producer Kress, what do you think? Opie. All right. Megan? Opie Annie Opie

Adam Greg Opie Hughes Everyone thinks that one's Opie I'm going Billber And here's the answer This is embarrassing But I like

I like giving you guys The embarrassing stuff I was scared to Jump in a pool at night Before he quadfather was Because he saw the movie Because he saw the movie Jaws. Let's play round five.

What's the score right now? First of all, sharks hate the daytime. But let's see, Adam, myself and Meggin all have three. Does that mean I have four? You have two. Oh, shit. I should have doubt. God, this is the shit that I,

admit that make people fucking annoyed, but, but this is the real stuff. Time to register those votes. I'm going, uh, Bill, Billy Burr. Annie, what do you got? I think it's Burr too. Megan? Burr as well. Producer Chris? Burr.

Adam. I'll say Opie. And here's the answer. God, this is the shit that I admit that make people fucking annoyed. But this is the real stuff. What did Opie admit? Let's play a quick round of I didn't suggest to her

We should buy him a new mattress What I suggested to her God, this is the shit that I admit that make people Fucking annoyed, but this is the real stuff I go, you know, we got We got at least 30 sleeping pillows in this apartment Or actually at the house at the beach I think I'm going to like find a few that are in good shape

been given to Ron. My wife gave me a look of disgust. She's like, just buy him a couple new pillows. This week's winner will receive Opie's pillows, S.J's couch, and two crisp 50s.

This is Simon from the worst ever podcast. Wova! Well done, Simon. Great game today. I believe Adam was our winner, right? Correct. Adam, crushing it with that final round. That was well done.

The fun part. I didn't hear any applause or anything at all. I didn't hear. We're all just kind of like, yeah, whatever. The fun part about that is that Opie's wife told him just buy him new pillows, and he never did. He never, ever did. Because she never really told him that. Because that doesn't exist.

Yeah. He didn't have to. Megan, you always check out the Spotify comments that we got. You can comment on individual episodes when you listen on Spotify. What's jumping out of you lately? I have a couple from. episode 690 from last week. We have Rye Fry saying,

this is my favorite podcast that I refuse to tell anyone about. God damn it. Spread the word. It's not that embarrassing. I guess that. We have some guy in New Hampshire. Howard'd rather be a kid's show host with his Jackie impression. What's the name of the show? Hair plug Howey's Hangout.

It's not bad. Howard was very jealous of, what was her name? Miss, I want to say Miss Judy, but I don't know. Some kids broadcaster. Oh, Miss Rachel. Oh, right. Thank you. Why do you know that, Megan?

She's kind of creep. I don't know. She's kind of creeps me out. Yeah. Okay. And then we have shardy dart dealer saying, Megan, this show sucks. We don't need them.

Let's start our own podcast, five stars. This is not a direct line. to Megan these spots? I mean, it's fine. You can't. It's a direct line to Megan. You can actually talk to her. We encourage it, actually.

Please do. She loves reading them and reporting on them. So, thank you. Is that all the comments you wanted to read? Awesome. Thank you so much, guys, for commenting on the show. I think it helps the algorithm or something. Andy, do we have any new reviews?

You want to. Yeah, but these ones are directed at you. Okay. This one comes in from Hamburger. This podcast is just some boomer living out his glory days like he didn't peak in high school. Sounds like a five-star review? Yeah, they know how to do it.

Nice. Appreciate that. This next one comes in from the Stuttering John podcast. Beware, Carl. I talked to my lawyer today. He said that I can have your house when the lawsuit's over. Unfortunately, I have to go see my lover hit man Dan today. So you're safe for this moment. But it's coming down the pike.

You'll be forced to like, what says like, but lick the beer off my shirt. and filled the empty beer cans with more beer. Skull. Which house? Which house is he getting? God damn it. The less crappy one. I'm still asking.

Which house? Was that five? That was. Nice. Thank you very much. The final one comes in. Beautiful. Yep.

I'm bringing in three today. Ooh, mixing it up. Third one comes in from why Carl isn't funny. Wonderful. Doug stinks. Carl stinks. but Chris rules. That makes a lot of good points there.

Is that a five-star review? Another five-star. Beautiful. Thank you for reviewing the podcast. We appreciate it. It helps the algorithm helps people find us. And we don't have to buy ads like Whitney Cummings, which is good because people actually stick around if they find the show.

That we don't have to explain ourselves. Right. All right. We have some voicemails coming in. You find our voicemail number at who are these.com. Call into the show. This is your channel. to give us some direct feedback on what we call the rock and rolla voicemail segment

dedicated to Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and rolla. This is a black guy calling into the show. Yo, I think it's about time that you start looking at and see what that big piece of shit's doing now. You haven't talked about it in a while. No, I don't mean blind mics.

I mean that man cow Remember man cow? You covered him a while ago What happened that nigga? Damn, did he fucking, did he Did he go out on a limb? That motherfucker went, oh, white Christian. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's missing. Crazy too. That nigga's crazy too. Yeah, yeah. He's a piece of shit. Well, yeah. Anyways, you should look him up. He's really gone off the deep end.

Wait, was that Paco? It sounded like. It sounded like the black Paco. He didn't ask if we knew what he was saying. He didn't. He didn't have a shout out. So I think that's a different guy. Mankind.

I haven't looked into him. He's gone all Christian now. Interesting. That is interesting. He's seen that with a lot of these guys. Scott Adams who passed away recently. Got all Jesusy at the end. Maybe it was always Jesusy.

I don't know. I think so, yeah. Very vocal about it. Okay. Fair enough. Bob Kelly, I talked about in the show recently because he was praising himself for saving a life. Yes.

Very opi-esque. Last time I'll suggest the bonfire, but specifically the episode Boston Bob walks the line. There's a part where he specifically calls himself a God because he's a stand-up comedian. And I don't really feel much irony from him there. So that part's interesting. Also, all the comments on Spotify are basically,

Bobby sucks, shut the buck up, Bobby, the whole bit about young girls. So, like, Bobby almost made me throw up, et cetera. Bob's purve, yada, yada. So, yeah. do the fucking show, I like Big J a lot.

I know he follows the devil verse to some extent he lurks a little bit here and there. But people have been suggesting the bonfire with Robert Kelly. We meant to look into that. I mean, now that he's saving the day and he's a god.

It'd be interesting. My speech therapist calls it from time to time to help me out. Chomper's a speech therapist. So usually I don't cover grammar, but because you specifically said you hate when people say less instead of fewer a couple weeks ago. I'm pretty sure you said that, right?

And now here you are talking about likes on a video and you say less than 100 likes. So, you know, hypocrisy police. Likes is clearly accountable now. Yeah, fuck you. Actually, I love you. Love the show. Thanks. Still waiting on that call from my mic.

Okay. Oh, I'll work on that for you. Honestly, I remember saying that. And I felt the cringe inside as I did. I was like, oh, that's the wrong. Fuck it. Got to move on. Just got to keep moving sometimes.

But thank you. There was an episode earlier on from a couple weeks ago where you covered Whitney Cummings and you became the first person in history to say Ashley Cummings when they meant Whitney Cummings. And you just blew right by it. It was great. I did that too. No one in history has ever made that mistake in that order. This, yeah, right?

That's why Ashley's a fan. This stupid dabalverse. I was watching the recent ice shooting and one of the guys in the background. holding guns was John Melendez. Holy shit. He was on tough crowd and he was at the ice shooting?

That's amazing. John's everywhere. Boris dump. This is a good call. Brian Williams. Right. He's everywhere. Hey, Carl,

you've pointed this out before. I just want to reiterate it. Bill Burr is a fucking retard. Who does he have on his podcast? His fucking wife. Yeah. Richard Merck. Fucking retard.

Yep. Who does he have on? His fucking wife. His wife, right. It's ridiculous. All right, let's see. Who's the co-host for the new WATP? Oh, it's Jenny Jigles.

What? All right, too. All right, you got me there. The nice thing is that we never talk about a relationship on the show. Thank God for that. What's coming up next? Oh, Kate Meaney calling into the show. Hey, Carl.

This is Kate Meanie. I hear your, this is how I talk. I hear you're going to be playing some tapes of mine over there at one of your live events. Well, I just wanted you to know, I don't care, okay? I don't care. I don't care. My jokes don't go over. I don't care, everybody.

I don't. I don't. He doesn't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't. He doesn't care. care.

I don't care. All right. That goes out for a while. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. The famous Kevin Meaney song from the Tonight Show when he was bombing. That was the joke there. I don't care. I was looking at the size of that wave form.

I'm like, oh. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go make a sandwich. A minute and a half. But I liked it. Oh, Bill's and Broncos are playing this Saturday, as we all know and are excited about. Carl, I was going to call on a. They go bills, but the Broncos are playing

And that's my team You know, my child of a team I love those guys They don't ever make it to the Super Bowl either Yes, they do Maybe the bill is deserving more I don't know I think you might understand

I understand if you don't though Fuck you Go Broncos What? It's just rude That is very rude Broncos won the Super Bowl With John Elway

What are you talking about? Last one This is a question for Jenny Jingles. I'm watching the clip with Whitney Cummings. And I'm looking at her hairline

and it looks really weird to me. It's like this perfect arch that goes over her head. I want Jenny Jingles' evaluation on Whitney Cummings' airline. It looks like there's something fake going on there.

Anyways, love the show. See you. I will get back to you on that. because that does need to be inspected. Oh, you know what? I keep forgetting to say. I keep forgetting this. You know, we have a P.O. box. You can mail a stuff.

You go to Who Are These.com. You can find that. And Mike from Hornell, who came out to an isotope show this past summer and brought a first date and he's wearing a Tuki shirt. Yeah. And he sent me a note. And he's like, yeah, that was not a good idea wearing a Tuki shirt on the first date and going to an ice stuff show.

But that was the last date. That didn't work out. But I wanted to say he sent me in all these. these coasters that are sweet. I got a Cardiff Electric coaster, a skull. My stuttering John coaster. Then there's some Simpson ones like

technical difficulties. Please stand by. That's fun. Got a nice Opie and Anthony coaster. Those sound thick. Flanders, they are thick. That's a good one. And there's a whole stacks of them for all the crew here at WATP. He says,

for Carl, Jenny, producer, Chris, Kaylee, trucker, Andy, Adam, Maybe Vinnie the Dolphins fan. Anyone else I'm forgetting. Well, thank you, Mike from Hornell. Thanks, guys, for sending stuff into the show. And thank you to Annie, our review girl, for reading reviews. Where can people find you, Annie?

They can go to my YouTube channel at Insanity, I-N-N-E-I-T-Y on YouTube. And what's going out over there? I mostly stream video games. Everyone now and then, mostly have been streaming a backyard little game like Honey I Shrunk the Kids, but fighting bugs. Excellent. Adam Bush, the great Adam Bush, TV celebrity, Adam Bush. What do you up to, my friend?

If anybody has insomnia, I'll be on Pat Dixon's show very late tonight. Oh, excellent. On the later, later side. Will you guys be singing duets by any chance? I hope not. Or I hope so. I don't know. I'm really looking forward to talking to him.

We haven't had a nice sit-down in a long time. That's great. That'll be excellent. The Pat Dixon concern. He's on YouTube for some reason. Right? I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit.

I rewatched at Carly. Boom. His mom. And another step back. Boom. Boom. I don't know. Who gives a shit?

Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Bye. Boom. A plane has hit Vali. Vinnie Paulino because he's so fat. Boom.

Rini Paulino on WTP this weekend, by the way. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. What's up, bitch? You're listening to who are these fucking podcasts. Polish people are stupid. Fact. Man, that was a good episode.

That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I did. Okay, bye. Do I sit here and fucking, you say the same thing every single day? Yes. Hi, I'm crippled Jesus, and you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts? This is Larry Blydner, and you are listening to Who Are These Podcasts?

Me, Chinese, me play joke. me put pee-p. In your Coke. That's fantastic. Presenting Orson Wells. You're listening to WATP. Who are these podcasts?