Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep694 - The Bonfire, Opie & Ron, Bill & Nia, Stuttering John

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

We start off by listening to Bill Burr tell us about a song he recently heard that reminded him of his relationship with his wife. He doesn’t just tell us about it, he actually sings it to us. Then we get another glimpse in Bill and Nia’s relationship from 2018. Tons of passive aggressive and outright aggressive behavior.  There are a number of candidates for cringe of the week including the Morning Mashup’s Instagram post, a debate between Ana Kasparian and Pearl Davis, Brendan Schaub explaining he could have been a rocket scientist, and Rob Saul smashing his television to the floor during his big return to streaming. Opie bailed on Ron’s standup show that he promised he’d go to and Ron lashes out because he’s very hurt. Simon from the Worst Ever Podcast joins us to play Robert Kelly’s retelling of his heroic rescue of a young girl who was drowning in the ocean and Big Jay Oakerson’s attempts to make it entertaining. Stuttering John also saved a life and even though he doesn’t remember doing it, he couldn’t wait to brag about it. Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” We finish up with a teaser, reviews, and voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/ZBHe_EAknqY  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Robert Kelly brags about saving a life on the bonfire Opie has Jokey the Jackman on and the clickbait is next level Suttering John also saved a life and brags about it We have Megan with another round of Is It Gay? We have reviews, voicemails, but first Bill Burr is completely out of things to talk about on his podcast and it's never been more evident. I think this guy is trying to get fired,

is looking for someone to tell him to just pull the cord because, you know, we talk about the interesting parts where all of a sudden you can tell he's getting pissed off about something and pretend to not be pissed off or brings up something about Riyadh Comedy Festival and has a little offhand remark or something or passive aggressive tone.

But really, let's remind you what this show actually is in 2026. You know, there's an air mat for turbulence and that type of shit. But, you know, I got the Cabri G3, so it has a fully articulated. Nice play, Gonzalez. I got a 454 to go. I got a, you know, the fully articulated main rotor system. So I don't have to deal with like, you know, mass bumps, low G pushover, or anything like that.

So if you were flying like a bell or a Robinson, if it had a two-bladed system, what you would do, you just fly slow is what you want to do. but, I mean, it's still, you know, being in an R-22 with, you know, turbulence beyond a certain level is just fucking a stupid thing to do. So anyway, I'm flying out to go get this thing. Oh, yes, baby. Yes. Yes.

Fort down. Sorry. Okay. So Bill once again on a Sunday afternoon is watching football and talking about his hobbies. No one could possibly care about. I mean, what percentage of his audience fly helicopters? I have a feeling even the ones that do are not impressed by that terminology. Right, yeah.

It's like even the drummers who listen are not impressed when he's talking about the latest song that he's learning. Oh, is it fully articulated? And I know. What's he talking about? What I'm distracted by is the football. Like, we know that it's obnoxious. Right. But when you're watching by yourself, do you say things like deep in their own territory to yourself?

Good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he's giving us the playbite, but he told us how much time there was left on the clock. This isn't a live show. I don't hear it until the next morning. It's not helpful at all. Right. I think he thinks it's sweetened the deal for the listener somehow.

Okay. So I have a theory on this. Okay. Is Bill allowed to watch football? Because we now know that Bill goes off to his office to record the show when it's time to record the show. And the family's to leave him alone because he got very upset when the kids knocked on the door after he started the show. So is it possible he's not allowed to watch football because he gets him too riled up. Too much sugar.

Yeah, exactly. No football after seven. You know, one of those kinds of things. So he wants to watch. You're getting overstimulated. We have to come down. Right, right. So he wants to watch the Patriots game because, you know, they're obviously playing an important playoff game.

And he goes, I'm going to go podcast now. So he can go in the office and watch football. And it's just an excuse because he's literally just rambling about nonsense. But he's just there to watch the game. Yeah. And he said on the podcast that he knows it would be a much better podcast if he just turn the game off, but he won't do it. Or watch a game you're not that invested in. You know, I've literally sat here, Adam will tell you, and watched Savers games and Cubs games and stuff.

Oh yeah, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. I'm pretty cool about it. Like things happen. I don't say anything. I'm just enjoying it for myself. He should watch women's basketball. Yeah.

Watch the WNBA. Then you don't get so excited about shit. You wouldn't be like, Miss Layup, what the fuck? You know, you wouldn't be surprised. Right, it wouldn't be that impressive. All right. Adam, what happens in this episode? So that was the Monday episode.

Let's talk about Thursday's episode. You know, he does a shorter podcast, 30 minutes, doesn't do the advice stuff. It just kind of goes through and gives you something for the midweek or to get you through the weekend. I'm not saying Bill is listening to this podcast. I'm just saying every week we comment on something and the next week he addresses it directly. Oh. It just so happens. Last week, there's an ongoing bit where he talks about things he likes without sharing the name of it, where to find it, or what it is. And he was reviewing a show. He didn't know what it was called with an actress that he didn't know her name.

And I found out it was I Love L.A. with Julianne Moore. That's who he liked. And then this week he randomly, out of nowhere, he's just like, Julianne Moore, you know, I really like her. She's really good. She's good at stuff. And then he went into something else. So now he's going to present us with something he likes, but he has the info. on it. This DJ was playing the song and it caught my ear. I'm like, oh my God, I'm getting like Brian Wilson vibes in the chorus. What is going on here? And just that alone, I like downloaded the song and then I read the lyrics and I was like, holy shit. This guy is unbelievable. Daniel Caesar, who knows? Download that. And then I want to hear your theories of what you think that song's

about because I have a hundred of them. Did he just tell us to download it? I think he just gave us instructions to download his song and listen to it and then report back to him on it. Is that what happened? No. No, he'll just play it. He could just play it.

Why wouldn't he do that? Why don't you guys just stop the podcast and listen to this song for a second and then come back? All right? I'll wait. All right. You hit pause. It's a miracle.

Holy shit. I'm still right here. Didn't miss a step. He just gave us a homework assignment. We're to go listen to a song and then come back and hear his take on it. And pause the podcast because we're just sitting in a room like him, just listening to it, doing nothing else. Right, yeah. I'm not like jogging or shopping at the supermarket.

Yeah, I'm not washing dishes. I'm actively avoiding my family. Right. Yeah, I'm just sitting in a room waiting for Bill to tell me how to entertain myself. He told us to go download it, listen to it, and then come back, and then we can talk about. about it. Okay. Well, let's, uh, let's get into it then, I suppose. All right. On the surface, it's a guy who's like, feels like he's in over his head with a woman, right? Like, she's beyond me. She's unattainable. I don't know if I can sustain this. I'm probably

going to fuck it up. So on the surface level, I feel like it's a, it's a guy who doesn't love himself. So he doesn't know how to love this woman who clearly loves him. And he's going to project all of his how he feels about himself onto her and then he's going to manifest what he's afraid of that she is going to dump him that's surface level though yep i mean he read the lyrics he probably understands it a little deeper than that like if you were like you were me adam because we're dummies we'd think it was just kind of simple like that yep but he's going to explain to us it's there's more to it yeah he's going to explain to us that it's about his wife oh what are the chances. But in the end, he loves her more than anything, and he loves that he loves her,

and he wants to marry her. But in his head, he doesn't think that he's worth getting married to, and she's going to get tired of that. Once the honeymoon phases of loving somebody, if they're just constantly beating themselves up, and then you got to, you know, you only have so much in your battery pack every day. If you got to keep picking somebody up, that's going to get old after a while. So that's what it is on the surface. Oh, we're still on the surface. Oh, okay. I thought we were going deeper than that. Me too. Turns out.

You know, it's okay to just say you're out of stuff to talk about. You know what I mean? Just go on your podcast. Just be like, I don't have anything. Prepared. I know I'm not that interesting. So I'll just see you guys. See you next week.

Yeah, he's trying to sound pretty deep here. People criticize our format. I get this a lot. Oh, it's the laziest form of podcast. You guys just pull clips from another show and comment on them. They're jealous. We have shit to talk about every single week. People are doing dumb shit, and we have new stuff to talk about.

It's our obligation to report it. Every week, because you imagine if I was just telling you about a song I heard, how quickly would you tune out from that? Long ago, Carl. No shit. I also don't know why his therapist didn't mention that it is an option to just go into the house and talk to her about whatever this is and leave us out of it. You think that this is more about Nia than it is about his listening audience. The song is really about how she listens to the podcast, but not my life. Right. All right. Let's continue the analysis of this of the lyrics.

Well, you could also look at this song, and this is a guy dealing with a woman he's been with for a while, and they're in some sort of postpartum, perimenopause, many menopause, one of those changes that women go through in a hormone sense, where you have no idea, it seems, from one hour to the next, from one. one day to the next, what you're going to, what you're going to be getting. So the song starts off where he's like, I'll probably be a waste of your time. But who knows? Chances are I'll step out of line. But who knows?

Offsides! It's Thursday. There's no game on, unfortunately. Somewhere this musician, Daniel Caesar, is listening to this going, what the fuck are you doing? Don't just play the song. Yeah, just play it. You're not seeing it correctly. It sounds terrible.

Imagine if we did a show, Andrew, you and I just like analyze lyrics with each other. You know, if I just came on here, I was just like, you know, Wino's got herself a big brown beaver

and she shows them up to our friends. What do you think that means? Because surface level. I think it's about a beaver. Yeah. The service level, though, she's got an animal. She got a pet that's not a domesticated animal.

She should not have that type of animal running around. She's going a little deeper, though. All right, where's he going next with this? You know exactly where he's going. He can't stop singing. But who knows? So on face value, read that like, you know, I'm probably going to fuck this up. But like when you look at it through a different lens of the woman you're with is going through some sort of hormonal change is like, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do.

But I know I'm going to do something wrong. Or maybe she'll be in a good mood and I won't get yelled at. Who knows? I don't know. Right? So it goes, if you look at this through a different lens, meaning his relationship. Right. Meanwhile, the guy who wrote this is 30 years old, Daniel Caesar.

So I don't think it has anything to do with menopause. But that's what Bill has made this about metapause for some reason. This song is about an aviator football fan with a menopausal woman, and it's only about that. Okay, well, fair enough. I didn't look through that lens, actually. My apologies. Nitch audience. This podcast has the niches audience ever.

I wonder the numbers have shrunk down the way they have. All right, one more clip on Bill and this is his new favorite song. Right? And then there's this line in there where he goes like, Tell me about the city you're from. Is it hot? Does it snow there? To me, he's checking in on her mentally.

The city's like her mental health. Like, how's it going today? Is it hot? Does it snow? The covers on, covers off. What? What the fuck are we doing? going. Me in the room, me out of the room.

Ooh. You know, I don't know. It's a fucking incredible song and an incredible album and an incredible artist. There you go. Firing on all cylinders. And then I downloaded the new, well, the last couple of years, the new Billy Eilish. Okay. All right. Well, I don't know where this is going. I'm tapping out. Thank you. When he starts analyzing the Billy Eilish song, that's what I'm like, okay.

I've heard enough from this guy. Lenny Bruce killed himself at the threat of a judge doing his act for him. Yeah. I think somebody needs to check on Daniel Caesar and see if he's okay. Yeah. I want to see how the song actually sounds compared to Bill doing it. It's much better than what Bill does. It sounds like a musical the way he does it.

Yeah, right. Something is making up as he goes. Yeah. Very much so. It's worth noting that I've heard everything he has to say about it, and I never occurred to me to download it and listen to it. Oh, I did listen to it. Decent.

And how is it? It's good a song. Is it Beach Boys like? No, and nothing like the Beach Boys, actually. I forgot that he said that. When I wasn't at that part, I got like, what? Okay. All right, let's get back to Bill and Nia,

because there was a time when Bill was also out of things to talk about, but in 2018, he'd bring his wife on the show so that those two could have a little conversation. And we find out something that's actually interesting because of what we'll be talking about coming up on WATP. with Robert Kelly on the bonfire. And Robert Kelly is well known as being a guy who's into tech, a little bit ahead of his time.

And they always talk about that when he was on Opie and Anthony. And we find out how Bill started this podcast. What gave you the idea to do a podcast? I mean, obviously it became a big thing 10 years ago, but was there somebody or something that happened that made you think, like, I need to get in on this? You know, I feel like I didn't choose podcasting. I feel like podcasting chose me.

Yeah. No, I was over Bobby Kelly's apartment. Bobby. Bobby, right? I was over there and he was like, dude, you should do a podcast. So he just set the thing up. Yeah, it was like Bobby Kelly shit. Bobby into technology.

And I was like that. And maybe in the old crabby guy, even back then, go, dude, I don't want to do that stuff. Just, you just set it up, dude. It's a good way to connect with your fans, bro. And he was right. Yes, he was right. He was right on that one. You know what he was wrong about?

You know what Bobby Kelly was wrong about the mini CDs? Good way to disconnect from your fans as well, it turns out. A great way to alienate people. Yeah, you can go both ways with that. And your family. He didn't know, yeah, and the family. I guess Bob Kelly didn't know back then that there would be a comment section. Whoops.

Whoa, I wasn't planning on that part. Fuck. It's not good. So we have Robert Kelly to thank for the Monday morning podcast with Bill Burr. And let's get back. on these two relationship. It seems like they're having tough times. And Adam, you've done a brilliant job of going back and looking at them from, what, 14 years ago?

We listed them from eight years ago. Mm-hmm. Two years ago, we saw. And there are various stages. They have various issues with their relationship and their family and how they're dealing with children and even before they had children. And so I'm hoping that this one from 2018. is when things were just smooth sailing and they were having a great time

being in a relationship together. This is really abusive stuff they're getting to here. This is not a healthy relationship at all. As revealed right here as they argue about, Bill is upset that she's not waiting for him to watch their shows together. So, okay, well, then let's figure out a solution. Like, how can we get back on track?

How can we get this part of our relationship back on track? This is like, they're... I don't know. What can we do? in order to get on the same page. Now, look, if you're bored out of your mind during the day and you need to watch a good show, yeah, by all means, do it, whatever. I just needed an explanation.

I guess that's all right. I'll learn how, hey, tell you what, I'll learn how to use the Roku and you learn how to shut off the water the next time one of these old-ass pipes burst. No. Say that's a false equivalency. Oh, boy. This is starting to tell you my wife hates me, just an unhappy married couple bickering. Except for I'm kind of enjoying this. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. It is more entertaining. Yeah, there's something about it that's very funny. So everyone's had this conversation. If you've been in a relationship, everyone has had this argument. So it's very revealing to hear how they go about it. I've had this conversation numerous. In fact, we've got to the point where we clear it with each other.

Like, are you interested to watch this with me? No, great. I'm going to watch it because my wife can binge it and I cannot. Yeah. So she has to wait for me. It's very frustrating for her to watch a show with me. So I got it. That's funny. What you just described is the crux of this entire piece we're about to hear because they can't understand that concept.

And you heard what he did. His response was to embarrass her in multiple ways. Well, I'm sorry, when you're bored at home and have nothing to do, sure, you can watch it. But maybe it's not as bad as you not knowing how to fix the plumbing when it breaks. I'll just learn the Roku. Like, that was a lot of digs for not watching a show together. Yeah, it doesn't seem like they have good communication. And it's funny because she goes, well, this would be like a therapy session for us.

Yeah, that's why you need a therapist. There to be like, oh, now, Bill, let's unpack what you just said. What the accusations. Now is, he's so like, you know, crying to be this guy. And she's like, you don't need therapy. You don't need, you hear her here. She's like, what do you want to do? What can I do to fix this?

She's not really into it. And he's trying really hard. It's strange how these rolls reverse and go back. It's very interesting. It's unhealthy the whole time, though. That's the thing that we've learned about this. That's the word I meant unhealthy, not interesting. That's something we've learned.

Let's learn more about this water break that Bill's complaining about. It's not like you made a judgment call going, you know, it's coming from there. I would take it up from the front of the house. You didn't just, you didn't do it. You don't know what I was going through. You weren't here. I saw it in your face. And all you do, all you do, whenever stuff like that happens, when you're on the road, is give me shit.

No, I will not. It gives me shit about it over and over again instead of being like, I understand. You were alone. You were panicked. You don't handle the situations. Thank God. Everything was okay. Thank God you're okay.

Thank God the baby's okay. Jesus Christ, I damn didn't break. It's all about everything that I did wrong and how I didn't act the way you would have acted. This is gold. These two deserve each other. This is great. I can't imagine getting on a podcast and argue with my wife like this.

I would shut it off and be like, okay, we're not putting this out. Let's work through this. No, it's annoying how well you guys get along, actually. Well, right. Because we don't talk about our relationship on the podcast or ever. Yeah, for starters. It works out really well. Sounds to me like Nia has an anger problem.

Yes. And it sounds like Bill isn't handling this very well either, but maybe he's learning something. You know what I think we learned here? You know, I think I we learned here? I don't appreciate it. Okay. I don't appreciate it. You know what I think.

You know what it is? You guys listening right now. Is this what you wanted? You wanted me to flip out? Are you not entertained? Here's a thing. Poking me and poking me about it. That was months ago now.

Like, let it go. You have completely lost you. Posure. Yeah, because you're pissing me off. All right. You know what I learned in this conversation? Nothing, knowing you. Yes.

I think that's correct. I think he learns nothing until he learned to pretend that he's not angry anymore and to fake being happy, which is the current state of Bill Burr. All right. I wonder if that's what all husbands learned eventually. Is that the trick? That is the trick. Just like, whatever it takes to shut her up, man. I hear them both laughing, but at least one of them isn't really laughing.

at all times Right And switches Actually it's funny you bring that up Because this next clip right here They're like joking about a thing that happened But you could tell this is real And it's not joking

Like if you hit me one more time during an argument I'm not going to go out with you anymore When I met you You were a very different thrower And you were hit oh my God You got to run for office You got an answer for everything I was young

And I was passionate You were passionate You were immature. I was young and immature, and I didn't know how to handle my emotions, and I do now. Okay. So these two used to fight physically and now verbally.

Why are they together? Why do they decide to marry? Jesus Christ. Just replace that dialogue. You know, you write out the dialogue and have Christalia read Nia's lines and have any woman read Bill's lines. And you'd be like,

this is abusive. Somebody get in there and stop this. Like, this would be evident. in a trial somewhere. Remember when you used to punch me in the face? That was months ago. You're still talking about it. Jesus Christ.

You're passionate, honey. You sure. Let it go. All right. So, yeah, this, uh, continues on. Let me just check yourself into rehab. That's the other tap. I punched him in the face.

I need to go to rehab. I never punch you in the face. Yes. You did. You did. You did it on Valentine's day. I didn't punch you in the face. Yes, you did.

Yes, you did. Yes, You did. Not in the face. In the face. Yes. Yes. In the face.

In the face. You did. You did. I didn't punch you in the face. Order in the court. Order in the court. We're not getting anywhere with this conversation right now. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. No, you didn't. It's a very opie-like thing where Bill has to sing song, the trauma part. You hit me in the face on Valentine's Day. Yeah, you're right. Ooh, that's dark. And her just mumbling. No, I didn't.

No, I didn't. It's a real, he said she sucks. If she ever came at him with a real divorce, he'd just start tickling her. You don't want it. See, you're laughing. Or he'd jump up and start celebrating a pup his fist in the air. We're saying, guess who's watching sports again?

Yeah, right. And having a beard in Spain waiting for him. Yes. All right, we got one more clip from this. You want to set this one up, Adam? Yeah, here's, this is such a relatable situation. I'm sure every couple in America has to deal with exactly this. Well, you wouldn't know that when you were looking at him in the sushi restaurant.

You just kept looking at the guy, which was fine for the first, you know, 10 minutes. And after a while, you're just looking at another guy while I'm paying 10 times what sushi should cost. You are so exaggerating what happened. I wasn't staring at Colin Farrell the entire time. When are you going to validate my feelings? So she's staring at Colin Farrow on a restaurant. Yeah. Celebrities are just like us.

It's amazing. And he really said that. He said it, of course, like a joke in a song. When are you going to validate my feelings? But he means that if this will reverse, we wouldn't be laughing and they wouldn't have streamed this. It would have been taken down. Right.

Complaining about the price of the sushi. I take it to a nice restaurant and you're just staring at a guy who's better looking than me. I mean, I'm not going to lie. But it all sounds like the worst behavior of men that she's exhibiting, but he's too much of a toxic male that has to tone it all down. It's interesting. Yeah, we're learning a lot about this relationship, but none of it is good.

None of it has been positive so far. But they have the family. Do it for the kids. All right. It is time for our... Grinch of the week. Cringe of the week. We have a number of cringe of the weeks.

cringes of the week, weeks of the cringe. Morning mashup. E. Rock sent this one. And Eric Nagel sent this one. So this is one of these shows. It's like a morning top 40 pop show with high energy. And they're all excited. And they got the new song.

And we're going to play the new song. And everything's exciting and happy. And they've been doing this for about 20 years on serious, this show, this morning mashup. And so. They've decided it's time to get a live studio audience in to watch them perform their radio show. And they have this promotional video that is so pathetic, they're begging people to please come and watch them do their radio show. So we're standing in front of the fishbowl here at the Sirius XM headquarters. Look how empty it is.

Yes. It is so big and so empty. He's just there for the taken. We need your help to fill it up. Yes. So we're going to do the show in front of a live studio audience. You get to see us do the matchup. This has never been done in the history of us doing the show.

So we're inviting you. Yes, all you do is go to seriesxm.com slash MMU January. We want to hang out with you guys. Don't make us beg and plead. Okay, we don't want to look desperate, but we just want to hang you. Plenty of room, Brett. Funny of room. Come on down.

Oh, don't say desperate. Don't use the deal with the ocean. Guys, hackamania. Don't make me bag. heckermania.com. 2.8. Fuck. They got me.

So this is really sad. This is on Instagram. 163,000 followers. This has three likes on it. Was it those three? Probably, yeah. I've worked at these types of companies. You're like, you guys got to go on there and like whatever the channel puts out.

So the idea that they're begging people to come down and watch them on their morning show. I asked Eric, because I don't listen to this. Do they play music? Yeah, it's all music. They talk for two minutes an hour. It's just a radio show. Yeah, I can do that from home.

Right. Why would anyone want to sit there and watch them do that? It's a goddamn good question. I think it has to do with like these live podcasts that go out and do live shows. Hackamania.com go out and do live shows and people show up to it and they're excited about it. They're engaged with the audience and radio's trying to capture that. They used to do these radio remotes. where they'd be doing their show and no one cares.

That's what I'm used to. They go to an event that's already happening, a bar, they have a night there. Not carpool to us. Yeah, right, yeah. Come down to our studio, we'll make some room for you. Kind of charity you want.

Actually, bring your own chair. Yeah, that's an empty room. That'd be ideal. All right, so, Adam, you were checking out. Anna Casparian and Pearl Davis had a political debate. I don't really know a lot about this. I know that Anna Kasparian, young Turks, right? I don't know if she's still on there or not.

That's where she's from. I don't know if she still is. She's from the Young Turks. And I remember she hopped on my radar not too long ago because she was all in on the Nicarata, Aaron M. Holt saga. She got really into that whole thing, which was interesting to see someone who's like so removed from the dabbleverse and whatever else is going on that she was talking about that on such a big show and a big platform. Well, anyway, she is liberal and she's debating this conservative Pearl Davis. And Pearl Davis I'm not familiar with, apparently a big YouTuber, tons of subscribers, very popular, younger woman. What else can you tell us about this, Adam?

I mean, you really don't need to know any of the politics outside of this. They're debating each other. And this is the single worst moment I've ever seen in any debate ever. This is cringe. This is the definition of courage. Do you know how many men die every year? There are men that die every year to get you crab. How many women die every year during childbirth?

Not many. This country has the highest maternal mortality rate of any developed country. So a lot of women do die as a result of pregnancy and childbirth, yes. Your turn. Pearl Uh-oh Still with us? Pearl

This is painful, man Do you have any other questions for me? Oh no She was not ready for this at all She has not built for the debate stage Obviously Oh, the fake laugh That was rough

So uncomfortable Yeah this definitely wins Cringe of the week For sure I was cringing Even Joe Biden's like hey let me at her I can debate this dumb bitch I can slowly get at her

Wow The way I mean If she's not done after this Then you know anyone that believes in her Is full of shit Because this woman Even if it was obnoxiously She stouted a statistic

She said a statistic And the response was Yeah I don't think so That's not true She didn't really have And it was absolutely true And she just didn't care So she'll just say whatever

Whenever she wants Well She did take the L I saw that she went to her social media and responded to this and said she took the owl on this debate. But she blamed it on the fact that she's a woman. That's why she said she's like, I'm a woman and of course, you know, I feel like I've been abused. Well, yeah.

That's a rough thing to hear. You didn't notice that? I did. She shouldn't be on the debate stage. Put her back in the kitchen. What are we doing anyway? Doesn't make sense. She still wouldn't cook.

She'll just stand there looking at the pots and pans, sadly laughing. Now I'm angry about this. All right. This is great. I just saw this in the fighter and the kids subreddit. And, you know, we love watching Bapa, Brendan Scha, say dumb shit. Yeah. And this might be one of the dumber things he's ever said, which I know.

It sounds like it's a stretch. But check this out. Oh, but you should realize that one day. But a smart person to realize that. That's the thing. Dumb people don't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's not that you're not smart. Like, I'm not impressed with anything because, like, let's say me to brain surgeon or whoever it is, the NASA. Cool. when I was focused balls deep since I was four in football, you decide you're into rockets. Right. You went down that path.

I went down this path. Yes. If I chose to go down that path, I could, maybe I won't be as good there, but I'll be pretty fucking good. Yes. So I never get intimidated with that stuff.

It's just the, with the- Maybe not NASA. No, no, even with all, like, if I dedicate my life to NASA,

I'd do pretty well. So, so, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're a, hold it, hold this thought. Hold on. Hold on. Hold this thought.

Hold this thought because I'm not going to be able to compete with the Nazis that they brought over, but, dude, I'll put a fucking good effort. Not the Nazis. I'll show up every day. They were real good at NASA. But you're, you know, you're so. He was dedicating himself to football instead of rocket science. And that's why he's not a rocket scientist. He also was never a football player, I want to point out.

So it's just like, yeah, but you didn't even excel in that. Or a comedian. Right. You didn't excel in any of these things. He's like, I'm not impressed by rocket scientist. They studied rocket science. Well, yeah. Okay.

He should be more impressed by people. He should be more impressed by comedians and he wouldn't have made that special. He's proven that he's out of his depth in these areas. It's Dunning Kruger personified when you looks at people just like, I could probably do that. No. No, you got, you be given a hundred lifetimes and you wouldn't be able to figure this shit out. Are you kidding me? I should be surprised by this, but I know.

I wasn't. I know. I just thought that was so funny. That is. Cringe worthy. Such an idiot. Speaking of idiots, Rob Saul made his big travel return to podcasting. This has been making the rounds.

So he's got a new set and he's trying new things out. And he wants to reinvent himself. You know, he's out of the dabbler verse. He's no longer going on centering John's show. And this is an amazing way to come back to podcasting. No, I didn't move. I've just been getting work done in my house and the studio. I kind of gutted out.

I'm trying to redo everything with wires. I have wires going around here. And I'm just trying to get everything together in here and how I want it set up. And I already see. Like I got, he just talked the TV off the desk and pulled all of the wires out. So there's no audio. And all he's still talking, but we can't hear him.

I do need for two weeks to get that TV. You got to look at this TV as he picks this thing up. I mean, we're talking about 2026. This TV's got to be from 2006, 2007. And it's a Vizio. Yeah, it's a Vizio. It's probably got an S video hookup in the back. Look at that thing.

Oh. They don't build anything like that in 15 years. You're not allowed to just put that on the curb. You can get that off of Facebook marketplace for free. Yes. Someone's just looking to get it. I have three of them right behind that door. Get it out of my house.

Yes. This is crazy. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, that's heavy, too. It's heavy. He's weak. No, I think that thing's a monster. He's probably a plasma.

That's a cassette tape deck back there. Yeah, yeah, I think it's got VHS in the bottom. What's he doing? Why is that his mother? It shows you what he cared about. All he wanted it was for to look cool. Yeah. It was facing the wrong way.

It had nothing holding it up. He was so impressed by his wires. All right, so it takes him a few minutes to come back. but let's see. It's one of those cardboard floor models. Yeah. It's in the furniture store. It's just to show you what it would look like if there was a TV on there.

I don't know how much of that you saw, but I lost the whole monitor here. Yeah, we saw that. I got to find something to do with this monitor because... Throw it out. Yeah, I knocked it all over. Jeez. Holy jeez. Take a baseball bat to it.

It'll be the best content you've ever made. I see that. His plan was to have it behind him. Yep. And meanwhile, the body was just showing what he's doing live. So it's just repeated that, but it's also the chat that everyone who's watching this can see also. So all of this is redundant. So this is insult to injury.

He has to put it back on the table and then his face is right in the chat. Yes. Great stuff, Rob. I messaged him because we're email buddies now. So I messes out. I was like, wow, man, we had to get back into podcasting with a splash. And he's like, oh, I know, can you believe how people were watching me? I'm like, well, you know why, right?

Because he has dog on his lap. Yeah, Rob Sal's back. What's he going to be talking about? No, one person clipped that everyone, holy shit. What is this train, right? I want to watch that. That's fun. He says it's not going to be about the dabbled verse.

What's it going to be about? I'm sure he'll put a Jew knows out by episode three when no one's watching. I'm sure to go right back to his Julie. impression. He did in that stream. Oh, yeah. He did his whole... What about you? That's right. I didn't see that. All the hits. He's got nothing else. That makes a lot of sense. All right. Speaking of guys who have nothing else, I want to talk about our buddy Opie.

Where do you want to start with this one? Do you want to start with this morning's episode or the previous week? Yeah. Let's start with the previous week. This is going back to the 14th of January, and Opie's got his guests on, Tony P. And Ron, the way to run Berman. And Opie realizes something that he should be taking advantage of from a marketing perspective. And I think he's realized this before because we've pointed out what he calls some of these streams that he puts out. And I got to replace you with Tony because then I could name the show Opie and Anthony and then the fucking numbers. That seems to make people wet.

I'll put a mask on. I never thought I'd be working with Anthony and Ron again, but God, here we are. I always thought it would be Anthony Coomia and Ron Bennington, but I'll take, I'll take this version of Opie and Anthony and Ron. Wow. Extremely insulting to his co-hosts here. Oh, yeah. And his former co-hosts. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'd much other have this guy than Anthony. Anthony Kumi on that guy over Rodney B. No, no one thinks that. No one thinks those are good replacements for this. Where do you want to go next toad? Do you want to talk about the snub that happened? You want to circle

back to that? No, we can get right into 1A here. I think it's important because everyone wants to know about the Ronica money, which Ron just very casually claimed he was paid $1,000 and we're not allowed to talk about that anymore. Yeah, which was odd because Opie was like holding out for a while and then all of a sudden

I was just like, yep, that's paid. All done. And moving on. Because at the same time, Ron was like, I got this gig coming up. And it seemed like Ron was willing to forego the money if his buddy, Opie, would just come out and hang out at this gig, show him that he's a friend, but also give Ron a chance to show off his famous buddy to his other comedian friends. Like this, Ron needs this in his life really badly.

And Opie agreed. Opie was like, Ron, I'm coming to your show. And the show is not. now upon us. And so, uh, let's see where Opie's at. Ron, when's your next stand up so I could sit in the fucking front row and just fucking, right when you're going to do the punchline. Hey, waitress.

Can I get another drink? Yo. So Opie is trying to explain to Ron like you're interrupting me. And it's very rude and you're fucking with me. That's, that's the old. I don't go to your work and knock the dicks out of your mouth joke, right? And, uh, he fucked up. because he forgot that Ron does have a gag and he's doing stand-up and Opie agreed to go there.

I bet Opie wishes he didn't bring this up. You fucking said you're going. Well, I'm sick, though, but I'll try. No, no. So when, what is my show? Tomorrow. I'm not stupid. Yeah, you said you're going.

I'm going to try, but I've been sick all the week. By the way, anyone who lives in New York City, I'm going to try to go. I'm not feeling that well. That literally said it means you will not see me there. And that is every New York line. Oh, boy. Ron is letting him have it because this was a promise made between friends and now the cop out.

Yeah. And listen, I've been playing in bands for a long time. I know the, I'll try. I get it. You're not going. It's fine. Moving on. Okay, dad.

I get it. Yeah. Oh, you're not feeling well. You're planning on not feeling well. Right. Well, if you're planning I'm not feeling well this weekend, I totally understand why he wouldn't come to my gig, that's a block away from your home. Yeah. At 8 p.m.

Yeah, I can see, I understand why that'd be difficult. But, yeah, Rod is hurt. Have I not been sick all week? You've been doing this with me. You're not sick. It's in your head, dude. My kid, what's wrong with you right now? There's nothing wrong with you.

My throat hurts. You're perfect. Look at the face. I still got the, like, the sick thing. There's nothing wrong with you. You sound fine. You look fine. Dude, what are you a hypochondriac?

We don't have to go to a shitty. comedy show yeah exactly on the sudden I don't feel good but when a guy like that with a voice like that it's calling you a hypochondriac you need to do some self-flash that's fucked up there's nothing wrong with you you look like

an Olympian does this face look good right now really it never looks good Opie I mean it never looks good it looks perfect no it does it and my voice hurts oh you're doing it and now you make it laughing I got body aches I'm going to try to make your show at the Bohemian Beer Garden tomorrow night in Astoria Queens.

I'm going to try. I'm going to go because I want to support you. I want to show my love. And I actually looking forward to going. You know I don't feel good. I'm definitely going to try, all kidding aside. And you better not be on, you better not be doing your set when the bills are on because that will be a problem. The bills play tomorrow.

Okay, a couple things here. First off, I'm definitely going to try. It means nothing. Right. The word definitely does not need to be in there. Try negates definitely. Sure. I'm definitely going to think about it.

Yeah. Cool. Thanks for that. He's definitely not going. It's what that means. Very childlike. But also, another excuse crops up. Oh, well, the bills game is on.

So I probably can't go to it because the bills game. Now, producer Chris, you, you, and I both know when the bills played this past Saturday. Yeah. It was at 4.30 p.m. Yeah, sure was. On the East Coast. I believe New York City is still on the East Coast.

As far as I know. Yes. Okay. So 430. I don't know when this comedy show was going to be, but I would imagine it's after that. I imagine it's not a matinee. It's not a matinee, right. That would be my guess.

So, Opie decides. You know, we talk about Bill Burr, and I'm talking about. Opie, we watch Opie, and I'm thinking about stuttering John. Like, this is what it's like dealing with that guy. Ron said to him in his language what he wanted to hear. He said, Ron, I'm actually coming to your show and I'm really looking forward to it. It's going to be great. I'm going to show my love and support.

I'll be at your show. That's what Ron's looking for. Please say the line, Opie. He told you what to say. Just say it. And instead, you said it's not on during the bill. Bill's game, is it? Yeah.

What an asshole. What an asshole. This gets worse. I'm not going to lie to you if it's between the bills and the playoffs. What's the bill is playing tomorrow? I don't know yet. I don't know yet. Big Bill's fan.

Can't wait for this Bill's game. Can't schedule anything else during this Bill's game. Not sure when the game is. The game had been scheduled for days at this point. Yes. And every NFL fan of the world knows the schedule for this divisional weekend in the playoffs. Absolutely. Four games.

4.30, 8 o'clock on Saturday, 3 o'clock, 6.30 on Sunday. And the Bills are the first game. Yes. And Opie's like, who could possibly know when the Bills game has? I should probably just sit at home and stare at the TV until it comes on. So I won't make it out to your show. I only hope Ron actually knows the answer because he knew that Opie would give him the old gray area treatment. Ron should know the answer as a Patriots fan.

Yeah. He should fucking know the answer because I do when the Patriot's game was. I think there is a conflict. By the way, there's no way I'm going to see it anymore. I look. Angry, angry, uh, angry, says rest, Opie, fuck him. Don't go see that. I'm trying what now?

Fuck him. He says, don't go see that. Oh, yeah? No, Ron, you know I'm going to try. Stop. Wow. So then Opie's looking for support in the chat. And this whole thing is like, there's no way to know if I have a conflict or not.

Hey, Tony P. Can you get me off the hook here? Yeah, right. Anthony's at the chat says, Opie would always say he was sick with something. Flu, food, poisoning allergies. We'd always make fun of him. Good to see Ron call him out. Yeah, he's not sick.

He doesn't look sick. He doesn't sound sick. It's just an easy fucking, ah, you know, I don't feel good. Would you play volleyball with your daughter if she wanted you to do? If she wasn't a ghost? Why, I'd have to dig her up, and it's a whole process. But you suck, he started to do the whole, I'm a sick kid face when he was calling. He's like, I have the sniffles and I have the stuff.

Yeah, like a child. That's really so insulting to his buddy Rod who just wanted him to support him and then Opie committed to it and then no takes he backsies. Yeah, Opie brought this on himself. He did. He shouldn't have committed to this. He tried to big time him and make a big joke about ruining his stand-up show

and he got called out. Yeah. Yeah, I hope he's sitting in the front and tackle me, Opie. Oh, fuck, you do? And please use the term waitress. They love it. Waitress. What a douche.

Another diet Coke, please, waitress. He doesn't know when the game is because it doesn't matter to him. Whatever time it is he can make. He'll just be there. He'll be sitting there. There's no conflicts. So this next clip that you pulled,

this is from the 19th of January. And so Buzzy, his buddy from, you know, Atlanta that he was visiting with back when he was, had that, what was it, Thanksgiving? Easter weekend, I believe. Oh, so it was a while ago.

Okay, so yeah, Easter weekend was his whole debacle with a wedding and Easter, and he had to visit his buddy, and it was a whole thing. So, um, Opie's remembering a time when he had an issue with his mic, and there was a problem, and it sounded like he had a lisp. Oh, yeah. They're making fun of Buzzy. Buzzy had a bit of a lisp, and he's like, oh, this reminds me of this hilarious bit I got to show. And what's crazy about this, this might be beyond Suttering John.

I've watched John watch John numerous times. On the most recent point, dabbled point. We were watching John watch John. But this is Opie watching Opie. This is next level right there. And I sounded like I had a lisp. So it came out like this. And I kind of agree with this one.

I guess he's not going to approve a new stadium for the Washington. Redskins, unless they turn their name back to the Washington Redskins. I think that they should have never changed the names of these sports teams. Of course, not. These teams didn't come up with their name to ridicule a part of society. Cleveland Indians, Washington Redskins. This is like... He says you're drunk.

He knows that's not funny. He's like, you're drunk. This is bizarre. It's so bizarre This is like back to the future kind of shit Where it's like there's three of him in the same room Or like Rick and Morty stuff We're just like whoa

Which universe we're in right now There's a parallel universes You're watching yourself Watch yourself And both of them are laughing at him Yeah Like aha this is great Embarrassing

You think comedy has to be all hate This is love This is just What's wrong with some adorable comedy like this That's true He's just a new boot goofing New boot goofing As he likes to do

So on the 20th was Martin Luther King Jr. Day, big holiday. And so Opie's got an MLK Day tribute on the show. And he brings up something that happened with a basketball player because basketball playing Americans are often celebrating MLK. This is something that happened with Jimmy Butler. Shut, yo. It's a B word. So it has to be bitch, right?

Shut your bitch ass up. I think that's what he is. Okay. My knee, my knee. So he's telling the guy, shut your bitch ass up. That is the worst white version of trying to sound

like a black man. I know. You got it. Does the be me, bitch? No, I'm trying to, I'm trying to show respect to the black community. I love the black people. I love them.

Love him. Don't forget, Opie also said, it's edgy as F. It's a M.K. Jr. Dad, I love the black people. I love them. So he's talking about the Warriors losing a star player. And this is what the mic picked up.

Oh, my knee. Why did you just play Opie again? I don't understand. No, no, no. That was the actual audio that Opie was referring to. Oh, wow. But he never listened to it and he couldn't play it. He was just reading something.

And it's inside what the B word was. Happy MLK Day, everybody. All right. Well, I feel like we celebrated it here now, too. Feel good about it. I don't think we brought it up on Point Debel Point at all. Now I think about it. Whoops.

Whoops. Oh, no, that's right. We did because Ashley Cumm. No, I did that on Drew's show. Ashley Cumm. was lying in bed at 5 p.m. because it's a holiday. She said. Which is on China. It's a holiday.

Why are you in bed? She goes, it's a holiday. It's what Martin would have walked. Yes. The lazy ass Martin Luther King Jr. Everyone knows he took no initiative. Just waited for things to happen. All right.

Where are we going next, Adam? Ron is ready to announce. This is from, yeah, the same day. Ron is explaining to Opie how SAG actors have to now include pronouns in their slates when they audition. Slates is when you say your name and your height and stuff. Okay. Well, listen, I'm in the Screen Actors Guild. When you slate, slating is before you audition, you have to say your name, your height, what city are from, who represents you.

I'm represented by this agency. this is my manager. I live in New York City. I'm 510. And now here's the other thing you have to say now. You have to say your pronouns. I wonder what Opies is going to have a take on that. It's going to be hilarious. I mean, old man, Opie, if I'd be like, that makes sense. Sounds fair.

I hate that. Yeah, you have to say it now. So that's a new thing. Just call me by my name. I have to tell people, I'm a he-him. He-him. This is where I'm old school Some of the stuff I'm not in on

It's stupid It just gets exhausting and stupid What do you like I identify as a yam Oof Oh boy I liked it better when you didn't have a take Yeah I know

Yeah It's 2018 take is not that in present Well hey look at the old timer Is upset about pronouns You know what the worst part about this is What's that? None of that is true It's not true

Oh, you don't have to do that, your slate. He just made it up. I don't know what he's talking about. He really doesn't. He's not a working actor you're telling me. You specifically can't say your manager and agent, and you are certainly not asked or obligated to give pronoun. Yeah, that's ridiculous. So I don't know where he's getting this from.

I think it's just to set up Opie's hilarious takes. All right. Well, speaking of hilarious takes, you know, Opie has doggy. And Opie's got an anecdote about doggy that is fucking. fucking gross. You know, Opie, he says, exhausting and stupid sounds familiar. It's all projection, it turns out.

You know, Opie is one of these guys who, he's a shock jock. And that's where he excelled when it was about shocking content. And he talked about shitting in the ocean or the lake or whatever it was or wiping the piss off the seat with a sock and going about his day. Like, oh, wow, that's wild behavior. This is a little too far for people, I think. You let your dog look your fucking athlete's foot feet?

He loves it. Oh, he goes to town. He begs for it. When he sees me take it off my socks, he gets very, very happy. Yes. Yes, Ron, this is normal living. This is normal living, Ron. You should get a dog, work up some athlete's foot, get that bubbling down there,

and then take your socks off and let him go to town. Oh, yeah, he loves it. He loves it, Ron. He loves it. Absolutely. It's one of the guilty pleasures for him. I don't believe you're married. Of course I'm married.

I don't believe you're married. Like, there's no way a woman would put up with that. Yes. Thank you, Ron. He's right about this. Ron is a guy I don't think he's ever been in a relationship with a woman, but he understands that there's no wife that'd be cool with that. Yeah, he understands being a basic human being.

Right. I don't believe you're married. This is a man to live by himself. The dog is linking his athlete's foot. Stop. It's so disgusting. He was talking in his own voice. He seemed very relaxed and comfortable.

I believe every word of that. There wasn't a lot of sing-song. He was just telling it like it is. I think it's his guilty pleasure, not the dogs. You're right. It's got to be soothing for him. Should we call someone? Yeah, I mean, remember how like someone called the whatever animal

control for the cats John's cats Can someone send this footage to PETA or something? It doesn't seem right. It seems awful. It seems like he's grooming the dog. And himself? Oh, call Rob Saul.

Can he weigh in on this? Yeah, actually Rob probably would be like, no, it's the best. Dogs love it. Dogs look at your feet, no matter what's going on with them. Your feet get clean. Tungus.

Pusses. Open blue. It's great. Opie, he hates the fact that there's so many podcasts out there like this one that just focuses on the hate. You know, we're just taking the easy road by just hating on things. And Opie can do better than that. I think the easiest thing to do with one of these things is to hate. I never found it impressive when, like, you know, the old Opie and Anthony show was doing the hate thing.

Because it's easy. It's easy. I know the audience ended up from time to time, but I think what made us successful back of the day was we understood that a little of that went a long way. A little of that went a long way. Yeah. And a lot of these people doing it nowadays,

they're all in. That's all they do. That's all they do is hate. Hate, hate, hate. I think he's talking about us, Adam. I think so. Well, let me ask you a question, Opie. Do you think when Ron said,

look, all that really matters to me is that you come to my gig and you laughed in his face, mocked him, told him you weren't coming, and that the Bill's game was more important, and then took a chat that said, don't go to that guy's gig, that guy's a douche, and laughed and laughed, do you think maybe that was too much hate, or was that just the right amount? Because when that happens to you, you don't seem to react very well. Are roasts, nothing but hate? Is that hate?

Is that hate? You know, when they all hug each other at the end and shake each other's hands when they're done with their set, and everything at that, is that all hate? the thing that all these guys have in common and Gino talks about it all the time and a course stuttering John and Aaron M. Holt they all have these feelings about them

and they all feel like everyone's lashing out of them they take it all so personally and they're like oh my gosh it's just a bunch of haters and then you like watch these shows that they're complaining about and everyone's laughing and have a good time the chats engaged

we do live shows people come out we all hang out together I suppose you're all friends it's a blast yeah I'm guessing that there's loneliness in common there. Yeah. Because if you, like, go to

any community, like going to the discord of any of these communities, is there hate or is there a lot of friendships being formed? Like, these guys aren't planning to bomb municipality. It's not a lot of hate crimes that are being planned

these things. No, there's some meanness, but there's a whole lot of good jokes, I'll tell you that. I look at it all the time. Amy Polar wanted to get together with some other women and have a light conversation, and he is enraged for weeks. He's so pissed. She's screaming about the audacity. She wants a good hang.

Oh, they're producers? Well, anyone can do a show with producers. He was all pissed off about it. Also, the opening at the show wasn't hate. It was jokes. Jim Norton was hilarious out there. He doesn't understand the subtle difference. He does not understand.

Between telling a mean. joke and stomping on a homeless person's cake. There's a difference of divide. But I don't believe what he's saying at all. He's just telling us to knock it off. I think it's a direct message. Yeah, for sure it is. Guys, that's enough.

A little bit's fun, but it's too much time. It goes a long way. I think we're going to understand why he's so lonely in this next clip, which is my favorite. This is a doozy right here. I got one bed toenail. So, you know, I let my daughter paint. that one every once or a while. You know.

One bad toenail? One bad toenail. All you talk about is your disgusting feet that you don't wash. And that resulted in an athlete's foot. And that's why you're not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore. But you stop with the garbage.

Of course I'd sleep in the bed. That's very interesting. Because we've seen Ron's feet. And it's bad. No, but the fact that Ron says, As a matter of fact, Lee, that's why you're not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore. There's been a private conversation somewhere that he was not supposed to expose. Which means, yeah, that's why the garbage word came out of here with that garbage.

Disgusting feet that you don't wash. And that resulted in an athlete's foot. And that's why you're not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore. But you stop with the garbage. Of course I sleep in the bed. Don't play into these assholes nonsense. that'll be the end of you for real stop my i stop my feet in the shower i keep clean and i got socks in bed what you have to wear you have to wear socks in bed

and i have athletes uh feet because i was an athlete my whole life right is that how athletes footworks i got a farmer's tan because i'm a farmer Did you hear how when he was talking about the dog He's so casual and relaxed, but you don't sleep in the bed. What's what I'm talking about? It couldn't get higher. And his definition of washing his feet was he stomps in the shower.

He stomps his feet in the shower. And water splashes up. I'm good. Everything he does is so unlikable. He must just must suck to live with this guy. He doesn't understand why his downstairs neighbors hated him. He bragged about when he started his summer vacation at the beach house. I will not be wearing shoes for the next three months.

My feet are going to get gnarly. He said that. He couldn't wait. He could not wait for his feet to get gnarly in his flip-flops, never going out in public to a nice restaurant or to an event or any reason to actually put shoes on. Totally out of the question for him. any wife would not put up with us. Rod is out to something. And he's never been married, and he's completely aware of this.

Yes. All right. So that was a fantastic clip. Rod, we speak your name. You're killing it. Let's get to this morning's episode. Opie and Ron. The duo is now getting great guests on the show, which is really good.

It's good progress because we know that Opie is trying to make a run out of the gun. Opie is he's explained it. I'm doing this with Ronnie. This is my last go at it. We're going to become a successful podcast. And one of the ways you do that, now Whitney Coe will tell you you can't have guests.

There's no way to be successful with guests. But a lot of other podcasts have guests on and are very successful with that. And so they welcome none other than Jokey the Jackman. This is the core. Let's welcome Jackie the Jockey the Jop Man to the Opie. Be Radio podcast. Hi, Jackie.

Hey, how are you guys doing? Can you hear me? Is everything all right here? I could hear you very, yeah, I could hear you, Jackie. You know, you got the voice thing going too, huh? I got an upper respiratory infection. I finally got some meds for it. So I'm hoping that I turned the corner finally.

I'm so sick of it. I've had a sore, not a sore throat. Just, you know, my voice has been screwed up for weeks and weeks and weeks. but good morning anyway, Phil. Oh, boy. How's that stroke going? Is that okay? Oh, my gosh.

It's great to see you too, Grandpa. Holy shit, just immediately with the ailments and the suffering. Like, okay. Got it. I hated everything about that. I hated that he called out Jackie for it. I hated that he then took it from him and said, well, I have it worse. It's just the worst introduction you could have ever done.

You know, look at Ron's face. It says it all. He's disgusted by this. Disgusted. it's it's hard to hear this next clip because jacky's audio is kind of off but he's asked about the famous lunch that jackie had with epstein he went to lunch at his house once with woody allen he was invited he had a wonderful time never saw him again but everybody's asking about the story because there's this great picture of them all together so here he's answering

that and he actually was it was actually a nice guy i mean you know didn't know too much about him at the time. But, you know, I said, yeah, I don't want to tell my Jeffrey Epstein stories, but. Okay, I don't want to tell my Jeffrey Epstein stories. He goes, he goes, the funny thing is, he's a nice guy. Yeah, when you collect blackmail from those powerful people in the world, got to have a pretty good personality for that. Yeah.

You know, it puts a spring in my step. Yeah, you know, to be standoffish if your job is to become friends with Bill Clinton and then film him having sex with underage girls. You know, it's got to be charming when you do. that kind of thing. Say cheese. That line of work. Ron asked him if he's seen that famous picture,

painting of Bill Clinton in a dress. Yeah. And Jackie says, I did see it and I asked Jeffrey Epstein about it. And Jeff said, oh, Bill loves it. He loves it. I believe it. I believe it.

Because Bill's such a narcissist, he would also be like, that's an amazing painting. I look great. She's so hot. She's side fucker. Makes perfect sense. So they stick out in the,

the Jeffrey Epstein thing, even though Jackie made it very clear. He doesn't want to talk about this. But Opie's now going to sweep for him. He's going to cover up for him. I just want to say that, yeah, Jackie told an amazing Epstein story. Just go back on my

podcast and search out Jackie the joke band. Those are the worst instructions I've ever heard. Do you want to hear this amazing story? Yeah, yeah, I do actually. Go back on my podcast and search out Jackie the joke band. I've already got this Bill Burr-Den. No shit. set up, what the fuck?

I got so much homework. But that's not specific at all. He's made multiple appearances on this show. Anyway, thanks, Helpy. Thanks for that. Very helpful. Jackie was at Epstein's house. He knew nothing.

And I totally believe it. And it goes with one of the things I said about Epstein was just because every single person that was associated with Epstein doesn't mean they were doing the things that we all want to know about. You know, honestly, if I'm Jackie. The reason why I don't want to talk about this is because he didn't get the option. Like, I don't want to fuck underage teenagers on an island, but it would be nice to be asked. You know?

You just want to be invited. Right, yeah, exactly. You want to be able to turn it down. It's nice to be invited. It's nice to be wanted. No one wants to feel left out. Right. So Opie's been going to feel like a real hunk of shit.

Jackie wasn't even invited out of the airplane. Oh, shucks. I love Opie's idea of dropies. Like, I'll do you one better. I'll clear everything up. So much so that it'll sound like you're guilty. I won't stop. Yeah, I just keep explaining for you.

No, Ron, he said he does what. He says he does what I talk about. I just popped in to make sure everyone understands that. Just because Jackie New Epstein, he wasn't involved with the nonsense. Oh, he wasn't fucking teenagers on an island. Got it, Opie, was not. Uh-huh. Holy shit.

This man does not represent me. Most of the victims refer to it as the nonsense. You know what that guy was up to? A bunch of hullabaloo. A really hot nonsense. It's tomfoolery, I bet. That's hilarious. Yeah.

A lot of shenanigans going out of that island, I'll tell you. Jackie's been having these audio problems, but don't worry, Opie knows how to handle it like a radio pro. All right, here he's back. Jackie, you back? Ah, we're so worried. Yeah, I tried to slurdy. switch to my cell phone.

Yeah. You know, I just got a new cell phone. I completely forgot. So all plugins are completely, this first time I've done that's this cell phone. Yeah, your audio is, your audio is just, I hate it.

I hate it. Your audio is terrible today. Absolutely terrible. Is that better? No, that's not better. Thanks, buddy. Opie used to have staff that would help him with audio issues, and he had problems all the time,

and he handled it just as bad as up. It's just like, just yell at it until it works now. Okay, cool. And he used to have no gear as well. He used to do it from his phone. He gets one little microphone and a focus right, and now he's bossing everybody around. I can't stand it.

What annoys me is the clickbait that Opie puts out there to try people to watch his show. show. So at one point Jackie shows he has nail polish on his fingernails. And so Opie's thumbnail here an arrow pointing to the nail polish is Jackie the joke

man transitioning? And it's working out. He told a heartwarming story about how his niece loves to paint his nails and he loves his niece so much he can't wash it off and he loves to see it still on when he sees her again. And this is what Opie turns it into. Is that hate?

is that hate? I don't know what trashing is anymore. It's a 55 second long clip that in four hours got 130 views just so we can say is Jackie the joke band transitioning? If I'm Jackie, I'm not going on this guy's show anymore. Go fuck yourself. I'm Jackie, I'm pretending to have audio problems

and that I can't stay. Could you imagine that's the first step in transitioning just painting your fingernails? I believe it is. Tomorrow hoops. It's a gateway. Well, you get it. Here's another clickbait thing.

so it says does Jackie the joke man need wellness check if I was an older comedian I'd be like fuck you if I was an older working comedian or artist of any kind go fuck yourself man that's a crazy thing to write as a title to try to get people to listen to oh by the way that is 13 views in four hours so that worked out really well too is stupid clickbait and obie's clickbait is always those dumb questions

I pointed out on the last episode where it's like Trump to ban alcohol Right. The answer's always no. It's always no. It's Jackie transitioning? No, he's not. Do you need a wellness check? No, it's fine. No. Jesus Christ. You know him from the Opie or Burr game he's been producing for the last couple of months. Simon from the worst ever podcast is here. What's up, Simon? Hello.

Welcome to the program. I find, I'm an audio listener. I find all this video very unsettling. It is interesting for people the first time. I actually, I think I have a voicemail where someone just saw Ava for the first time. Oh. Because they tuned into the YouTube channel. And yeah, it could be a little scary when you first. Beedlese, peedleches. It's a little unnerving when you first check it out.

But welcome to the show. Thank you for being here, Simon. You came on because I was talking about Robert Kelly. And Robert Kelly was very proud of himself for saving a girl's life from drowning. He posted about it on so. media. In fact, if you guys remember, he put this photo out on his social media. And he said at the airport, this is the girl I saved yesterday at the beach. And he's got a photo with his arm around, this black girl and her dad behind him, all proud of himself. And he had a long

explanation for what happened. So I had said, is he going to talk about this on the bonfire? I want to hear what he has to say about this. And Simon, you went in and pulled some clips. Where do you want to begin with us? Holy shit, if you thought that was long. It gets longer. Okay. They just put out a section of or a segment of it. So it's 45 minutes that the cheap and poor public like me can listen to.

And we sucked up 45 minutes dragging through this story. But what I really took notice of was not Bobby or how he was telling the story or even the story itself. It was Big J. I found out I was focused on him and his just nonstop machine gun of jokes. So Big Jays trying to turn this into a comedy show, you know, this comedy show that he does. Because Bob Kelly started to pat himself on the back like Hope he did when he saved that whole family. I don't even remember the story.

I think he saved a boat full of rich people. I can't remember outward. Do you trick one into being his wife later or something? Is that the movie I'm thinking of? No, I think that it was also made up like the movie that you're thinking of, yes. So, all right, so Bobby Kelly goes on the show to tell the story. Apparently it takes a long time to tell the story about a woman. So there's young girls at the beach, right?

They're on vacation. He sees a girl at the beach who's having a hard time swimming and he rushes out to save her. Yeah. So the story sounds real. Bobby swims out to, well, the story sounds real, but I have a clip at the end. I don't think it's exactly what it's made up to be. Okay. We'll get there eventually.

All right. Where do you want to start? Our first clip, or my first clip here, is Bobby getting to the girl. He swims out. This is what, this is him telling the part of the story where he finally reaches to her. Clip one. I said, you can't grab me. If you grab me, we're both going to die.

And she wasn't even speaking. She was just pure, terrified. Setting the stage of how dire this is, life or death situation. Every second of this is very serious to Bobby. And I'm not going to tell him it's not. He took it seriously. I think this might have happened. We can also tell that Bobby's not in great shape.

You know, he's no SJ. He's not hitting the gym three times a week. Right. Or two times sometimes. He's able to overcome his OCD. He's got a lot going for him. I clipped up the whole story and it was so boring. I just couldn't bear it.

Okay. But I did bring one more. clip of Bobby kind of talking about the story itself because I thought maybe you want to hear what it would sound like if things had gone differently and if the girl had drowned. So my clip two. And she was a she was about to go down. Like when I got to her, she was like up to her mouth and her legs. She wasn't even really moving. Yeah. She was about to just say, fuck it. How old was she? She'd be like 13, 14, 15. She was about to die when he got to her. Yeah. And we added that production after the fact.

some producer editors sitting there going, hey, you remember that part where somebody almost died? How about we had some burbling noises? Oh, wow. So that was something they put in when they posted this as like a little preview of, hey, check out the bonfire on series XM. This is like, this is them adding. I know you love Foleywork. This is them adding some polywork. Big Jay didn't have any Listerine in his mouth, if that's what you're wondering.

Okay. I was curious if they have a guy who's doing Dross or they have a producer Chris over there or not. it's got to be AI it's got to be AI that flags words and just put sounds in randomly that was offensive well especially because and I'm going to play a clip that's a little out of order here Simon because um you know Bobby is seen his life flash before his eyes and he's talking about how serious this was at the time like I've never seen somebody that terrified and we were we were so deep and far out I was like I can't like I don't want to die in front of my kid and this is like it's a real thing. Like, I don't want to die in front of my wife and kid trying to help this girl out,

but I don't want to let her die. Well, right. Yeah, yeah. So, Bobby's thought is, look, it's fine if I die, but not when my kid and my wife are watching because he's such a great guy. Yeah. You know, and that's how serious this was. He's just like, I don't mind him. She can use me as a raft and I'll just lay here, you know, and suffocate. But not with my kid who's, you know, sitting right there watching all this going down. That'd be a bummer. so selfless this uh robert kelly very impressive so he's a straight man for the episode which means it's going to be big jay's job to crack wise and try to add a little levity to this situation so my clip three is going to prove to you there is nothing more fun than spontaneous singing

you can take my breath away imagine all the people learning to finally swim making parody songs on the fly oh boy oh boy yes twice in 20 minutes okay or 40 minutes okay I bet there's more jokes that but it gets better right oh better that's one way to put it he does he's doing a lot more than just singing though

this is what really got me big j swings at every pitch and he's batting on 85 it's a it's a whiff fest I know this is live or at least live to tape or whatever. They can't all land, but he's completely hung up on the fact that the girl that Bobby saved was black, and it's not helping him. My clip four is Jay telling a joke. I remember from middle school, except he makes it take about 10 times longer than it needs to. I looked around and nobody, there was nobody. Did you go turd in the punch bowl? Did you? Because that would have funny.

Bobby? Over here. Did you yell? I did not yell that. I looked around for anybody else, but there was nobody else around. Did you go next to her sister and start screaming

to her in the bunch bowl? Because you should have. I'm glad to repeat it. There was a report that the girl, the girl he saved, went and heard this and then drowned herself afterwards. Oh, no. Is that true? God damn. That's what I heard.

Comedy of three doesn't work with you just say it three times. say thing three times. Unless that word is Beetlejuice. Yeah, okay. You shouldn't say it three times. I had like a dozen clips of Jay's race-based jokes. I just, I couldn't play them all for you. So I did a little bit of editing.

In the true W.A.T.P. spirit, I put together a compilation of all the best race-based jokes from Big J. O'Kerson. Did you Phil Collins, a black kid? He's black. He's black. He's about to get wet. You know, since I don't want to get her hair wet. Don't let my baby's hair get wet. Keep my baby's hair drive. Four times.

You saved her and you were like, go have teenage babies now. He's watching his father die saving a black chick, American History X part two. Did you touch four? He'd all of them and go. Learn how to swim, idiots.

Wow, the hair wet thing, he really felt good about. Yeah. Use that four times. All right, so that's the angle that Big J took on this one, apparently. He tried. Yeah. Often and repeatedly. Fair enough.

Everybody's got some more, though. Yeah, they weren't all losers. Okay. They went clip six. Here's one that made me chuckle. When he grabbed me, he held me. Like, you just saved my fucking daughter's life, bro. And it was definitely more than a hug.

Now you're going to get one half of her WMBA money. $23,000 a year. Okay. I see where he went there. Pretty good. Yep. they don't make a lot of money in the WNVIA. I don't be aware of that.

They throw a big stink about it, actually. It seems to be a big deal to them, the salary they have. Adam's loving this segment. I've never seen him having more fun on WATP. I'm hung up because of all the images I had of what Simon was going to look like, this was not one of them. That's the problem. It's just very distracting.

Simon started up by saying that he had a hard time with the visual. Now you're the one having the hard time with the visual. I'm also wondering if this is what it's like to be on with me. me. Is this what I'm like? Is this what it's like a little bit? Do I have that quality? Yeah. I got to work on this. It looks like you're having a phone. It was for a minute ago. Not anymore. Sorry. Well, I'll take notes later. I'm open. No, I love the Burr, uh, OB game. That part's great. It's fantastic.

Uh, you mentioned comedy rule of threes. How about the comedy rule of twos? If it's funny once, it's twice as funny the second time. I clip seven. Yes, we got that right back. That good WNBA gag in there. Tid it again. My man, you just got yourself half of her WMBA contract. $23,000. Yeah, really. We love you over here, buddy. Can't just use the exact same joke again and say it's slower?

I didn't speed it up. Second time. I went into this thinking he's funny. I don't really know anything about either of these guys. I've heard a few clips of Big J stand up. So Big Jays is great. I've seen him perform him a few times. He's very good.

I believe you. This fucking guy. I'm not being sarcastic. This is just the way I talk. Well, if you like old jokes, how about another one? Near the end of the show, he works in a joke that's, I don't know, 15, 20 years old. Let's see if it's still, still lands. I mean, I call you Bowie Kelly, the human boo.

But you were able to get her in. Bobby the boo. Kelly. Well, I got her. I got her shoot. You're Bobby Bowie. I got her far enough in Bobby Bowie. You think that's 15 years old?

Baba Booie's been around since. I mean, people were yelling at a PGA events of the mid-90s. I would say maybe earlier than that. I like how Bobby's not really receptive to the jokes because he's like, this is kind of serious stuff we're talking about here. Yeah. He's not laughing along with any of this stuff. It doesn't seem like.

No, not a lot. There's some polite laughter, but he's taking this very serious. this was a big deal for him sure I mean you had to post about it on his social media is very proud of himself he wanted everyone to know which is always good when you're heroic you always want to be the first one to tell everyone about it yeah it's really smart

it's what a hero does like a larry yeah like an episode of larry david where he saves the kid and he's just like do you mind if I post about it and they're like actually we prefer you don't and now it's like a standoff and he's like well I wouldn't have done this if I didn't know uh that's the whole point if the newspaper doesn't cover it I take

the classified ad. I'm a hero. I just have my photo on there. Well, I don't know. Is he a hero? I've got one more. This is the big one. I clipped this because

45 minutes of this racially charged story of heroics and we took a turn that I never could have seen coming. Clip nine. Me and Dong rekindled a little sexiness out in Costa Rica. Really?

Oh, yeah. Good. Well, because... Well, she did. If you don't keep your... If you don't keep your janitorial... filled and covered. It's going to get AIDS down there for sure.

It's in the air. It's in the current. So this was all to say that it got his wife horny for him again? Maybe, but Big J's asking the wrong question. You have the right one. Was the extra sex before or after the rescue? We don't actually find out. I assume because of the context that she's very into her heroic husband

and wants to S's D a little bit because of it. It could be. Is that how you get your dick? Don't you got to save someone? No. Okay. Bobby's acting like this is going to solve all of the problems. Just be cool.

All right. I guess I got to save someone that. Fuck. Son of a bitch. Not a strong swimmer, but... Go ahead, Simon. Right after this, Bobby says he's bragging about the house he rented. It's a $2 million house.

It came with a servant. It cooked and cleaned for him. Which means Bobby... pulled out all the stops. I think this was his plan. His plan was to go to Costa Rica, buy a rent a fancy house with a butler or whatever, uh, and then rescue a black girl from drowning. I think he planted the family. I think he hired a black family just to give Jay some material. I'll go one better. So you know, Verbo is now advertising that you can get your own personal cook or what you just said. This place came with a servant or whatever.

Is there an option on there, a little checkbox, you know, for $1,49,000 more, $1,500 will set up a rescue event with a black girls cost a little bit more. But, you know, you could certainly do that if you have the buddy for it. This is actually a really good idea. I should think about doing this with my rental. We can have a random boy fall in the pool. Would you like a producer present? You're just trying to get a vacation out of those. I see what's going on.

So that's an interesting theory, side. Do you think that Bobby set this all up in order to get his dick wet? Yeah, I think he's just trying to get his wife to give him a humdinger on the beach. And it worked. He's acting like, this is going to solve all of the problems in his life. This is going to fix his comedy career. It's going to be the best on the podcast. It's going to be his Instagram.

It's going to help everything. It's going to get him laid. It's going to impress his kids. And you're saying it hasn't done any of those things? What do you mean? Accomplishing it all now. It seems to be doing the opposite. Oh, that's too bad.

We're making fun of him. Well, Simon, I appreciate you checking this out and coming on to report back to us. I like your theory because it did seem a little heavy-handed that Robert Kelly had to go to social media and write this long explanation and how treacherous it all was. And then he goes on the show and, you know, there's multiple clips where he wasn't sure he was going to survive. Someone had to come out and save him afterwards. It was very similar to the Opie thing where it was like, you know, was touch and go for a while there. You didn't know what was going to happen.

I'm going Opie. Your game is fantastic. Simon. Yes. People should check out the worst ever podcast because you put together the Opie or Burr game. Now, I noticed you didn't make one for us this week. I'm guessing it's because you had more homework to do than you need from one guy. Yeah, I'm not hard working enough.

No. Okay, fair enough. But we appreciate you pull together these clips. But yes, please keep supplying the opier burr game. It's a hit. All right. We have a fresh one next week. Thanks for having me on.

Anything else you want to plug while you're here, my friend? Just the pod. The worst ever podcast. I'm looking for the shittiest interview you've ever seen. And, oh, WATP fans, well, it might be interested in a Lena Dunham comeback story, my episode five. All right. I love it. You might like her.

Check it out. We will check that out. Thank you very much, Simon. We appreciate it, buddy. absolutely Simon from the worst ever podcast making his kind of debut on here

but thank you for him doing the heavy lifting and pulling those clips from the bonfire first time we've had that bonfire clips I think on WTP I think so ever

All right we're gonna get a little sympathy can I get a little sympathy you fucking dick I'm being generously All right we're going to start off Mr. Magenta sent in a brand new song for us.

It's debuting right now. And this is a song that's based on the Chipmunks theme song for their TV show. Mm-hmm. And it's actually John's Dead Cats singing. And he's got a little video accompaniment to it. Nice. Which is very helpful because we'll see what the lyrics. Oh, it's adorable.

Oh, wait. I'll send it. Well done, man. Mr. Morgenta. crushing it with that one. That's how you do it. Builds and builds. Ends of the punchline. You're out. Love it.

All right. So John had Ava on the show on Monday. And Ava was out of it. And John's like, are you drinking? What's going on? And also I should mention that Ashley Cummings is the other guests on the show. And they're both very confused about what Ava is telling them. Anyway. Iva, you care, or you drinking? Huh? No, I just had a phlebotomy.

What? I have, like, a health condition where I have to, it's called, we have to have blood removed regularly because I have a weird iron deficiency, so sometimes I'm dizzy when I get home. Oh, wow. Do you want to come on a little later? am I being bad

no no but if you dizzy I've come on dizzy a few times but um no no if I'm a what should I go I'll just go no you don't have to go but if you're not feeling right

see John just pointed to his head yeah he thinks Ava said lobotomy I said lobotomy but John's very confused uh okay whatever you

No, you can say I just, but does it hurt? Again, does it hurt pointing to they take an eyeball out and get in through that way? You need to get more blood out of your head. Well, it sucks. I have to have just a lot of blood removed

from my body every month and so I just, I mean, I hate every part of it. But sometimes you're like, looping when you get home. All right, well, I'll call you later then. Okay, okay. Well, I didn't know that, Ashley. I didn't know that she has those things.

Yeah, that sounds really intense. She said she has to have blood taken out of her brain. Wait, what? She had blood taken out of her brain? That's the most difficult way to extract blood possible, I would think. That's goddamn skulls. That's what you do when you're iron deficient. Hey, Doc, you just use my arm.

There's blood over here, too, you know? I already started. John was smiling. And in a way, I hadn't seen him smile before. Like, he seemed really happy. He seemed sincere. He seemed like he knew she was drunk. And it's for the first time in decades.

He could, like, have it over someone and look at them drunk and go, hey, you, all right. Why don't you take some off there, buddy? How's that going? How's that? Okay. All right. And genuinely feeling for her. Like, he's been there.

So, John obviously thought it was a lobotomy, which is insane. because lobotomy hasn't been performed in six decades. It's not a medical procedure. And so Ava comes back on the show the next day, and they have this conversation. Anyway, Ava is all done with the transfusion or whatever it was. Yeah, it's a transfusion. Did I actually think I said lobotomy? I thought you said lobotomy.

Well, then why did you go? Hold on a second. That's not a thing. They're taking your braid out. Don't credit Ashley with it. I said it. Yeah. She's not the idiot.

I'm the idiot. Okay. I think he thought it was sweet, beautiful drunk talk. What was it? No wonder you were like, what? Yeah. I was like... No, it's a flubot of me.

Yeah, a flubot of me. I never heard that before. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. There's something you didn't know about, John. Go figure. Yeah, people are picking up on the fact that Jonathan was a transfusion. I think there's something else going on there.

All right. Anyway, I just thought that was hilarious that John thought that Ava had a lobotomy and just, oh, you didn't have a lobotomy? Oh, that's good. I'm glad to hear that. I'll say you're all right. All right. So Ashley's on the show. Now, Ashley went on pretty anti-social podcast, and they went back and they watched John hitting on Ashley and asking if she took third input and all this.

stuff. And so I thought that they were done. Like, we did a whole segment about how they've had a following out. Ashley Cummings and John are done so Ashley came back on Monday night. I couldn't believe it. Ashley's back on the show and she's there to just say, John, I wasn't talking shit about you. John's like, I don't know. Everyone's saying you were talking shit about me. I wasn't. You know, John can never actually just go on to watch it and figure it out for himself. I heard this. Yeah. Someone so says such and such. You're like, cool. So as she just like, nope, I never talked about you. She did. She talks some shit, but whatever. And the whole

thing was all about the talking about if she takes it in the ass or not. And John's like, there was a super chat. I can't help it. I have to ask repeatedly when someone super chats me a question, even though John brushes off questions all the time from super chatters. No, OCD makes him ask over and over. That's right. I forgot. What? It's about butt sex. OCD forces them to do that. And so it's very uncomfortable. I played some of these clips with Drew Lane yesterday on his show. We're just over and over again, just him repeating the butt-sex stuff. She's like, I'm not comfortable talking about it. He's like, I don't care.

I don't care if you take it to the ass. I don't care. It's like, obviously, she does. She doesn't want to talk about it. And Abba comes on and he repeats it all over again, re-hashes the whole thing. So then Ashley gets her revenge because Ashley's just like, yeah, John, I'm getting these weird questions from people who want me to ask.

You know, they just said, if you ever back on the show, ask this. All right, here we go. I don't even know if this is awkward. because I don't even know what it means. So don't get mad at me, okay? I'm not going to get mad at you. I don't even know what the cue word, actually. I think I know what it means, so I'm not sure.

Has your son ever quefed in your face? Yeah, that's a, that's a Rocco Borough. That's his big joke. You know, like he thinks that's so funny. What is that? But yet he has children and, And yet he don't, like, it's so, it's such a, it's such a hack joke to begin with. But he thinks it's the funniest thing that, you know, anyone's ever come up with.

John, if the Howard Stern Show were still firing on all the cylinders that they were, and you still had a job asking people questions, this is the exact kind of modern question that you would be asking celebrities on the red carpet. And it's because of the question he asked. Ted Williams, do you ever fart in the catcher's face? And Ted Williams went, who are you? He got that reaction, which is why that's a great question to ask John. It's brilliant.

It's brilliant. Yep. And he won Davenor of the year because of it. And so John is just like, oh, well, that's a question that he thinks is hilarious, but it's not. And he has kids. Remember, of course. He wished that Rocco's kids would be gay. That was like the curse that he put on Rocco.

Someday your kids will like the same sex. And one might be black. okay if you say so so you just saw his reaction to that he's like oh he thinks it's so funny it's not funny and he's going to let us know that he doesn't care about that I don't even know really

what it means well I know but it doesn't you forgot not getting mad at me because I was like this show no I don't I don't really care about it at all it's just a hack joke that it's not even a joke

it's a hack statement because he didn't queep in my face He's just him being an asshole. Is that a joke? All of a sudden, John's like, is it a heck joke or is it not even a joke at all? Got a lot of laughs from the internet. I can tell you that.

So whether you define it as a joke or not, doesn't really matter. And it's not going away anytime soon. Oh, it's hilarious. And Ashley, I'll never say this again. Ashley knows what she's doing. I don't even know what queef means. I don't even know.

Is this an offensive question? I'm not sure. or just someone How much money do they pay Ashley to ask that question? Get 20 bucks to be on John Joe. She's another 15 to read that question. At least.

It's hilarious. And this is exactly what John does to all of his guests. Rob, especially when he knows, I don't know what this means. I'm just, it's not me.

It's just they're putting it up there. He'll put anything up and make them sit with it. So to watch him get it in return, it's very satisfying. I love it. I love this. So hack of mania comes up.

Do we ever talk about hackamania on this show? We don't. Hackamania.com April 10th through the 12th in 20206, promo code WATP, say 10%. Be there at Hackamania, live WATP. You're going to want to check that out. We'll all be there as well as the rest of the crew from who are these podcasts and Tuki will be there, NLO. Anthony Coomia.

Anthony Coomia, Pat Dixon. The list goes on and on. and we played Sedering John say he's got a gig down the street from there. Yep. That weekend. Yeah. And he's going to show up because he has a convoy he wants to have with the potato and the puppet. Or however he said it, I forget.

I don't think he said convo. I think he said Convo. Did he say Convo? So, you know, he's got to obviously settle some hash with these guys. And Ashley is like, oh, so I heard you're going to Hackamani. Is that true? So my next question is, I keep here. hearing you saying you're going to Hacomania

because I was thinking about it. Are you going? Um, I think I'm going to go to Hunchbackomania. Why are you going to go? I was thinking about it because it's only four or five hour drive for me, you know, from L.A.

What are you going to do with Honda? I would bring Honda. Honda stayed in Vegas before. He's been to Vegas. All the hotels there, let dogs there. And I have the, that special card. I actually use Shiva's card He has the emotional support thing

But then I also have a Like a more intense card Service dog card Uh oh John you're gonna have to commit to this He's like yeah but you can't go You got the dog right? No no I can definitely go He's just sitting there going fuck

My girlfriend wants to go I'm gonna have to go now Did I already say I had a gig Oh shit That I use She's from my old dog But no like he looks just like her.

So there's no place that's not allowed to let Honda in. So I would just go for like a night maybe. I want to meet Haley. I want to, you know, there's like people I kind of want to meet in person, which might be cool. But I feel like I've only heard about you like wanting to fight there or something.

Who's Haley? You idiot. Oh my gosh. The whole thing, pretty antisocial, had Ashley on and they reviewed your show when you were wasted, hitting on Ashley. That's Haley.

Third input gate. Pretty antisocial. John's so out of it. This is his world. Yes. This is the only thing you should know about. He's on the phone with Ava and Ditka every day talking about all this shit. I have evidence of that we'll get into.

And then it's just like, yeah, I want to go there and meet Haley. Who's Haley? Wake up, you retard. But I love this because she's like, yeah, I think I might go to this Hacomania. And John really wants to hang out with Ashley Cuffington. Yeah. But he doesn't want to go to Hackomania. he's pretending that he wants to go, but he doesn't actually want to go.

And the next day, this gets brought up again because Patrick Melton was just like, oh, John, if you'll perform stand-up at the stand-up show, I will pay for your flight and for your hotel. Come on out. And I love that Patrick, he does this. He calls everyone's bluff. All the people are just like, oh, maybe I will show up. And he's like, yes, please do. That'd be great.

We'd love to have you. So let's see how John spins this one. I'm Viral and horny I'm cool, whatever Fatty Patty Patty wants to That's the greatest handle ever I'm virile, I'm horny and I'm cool

And he's like, oh, whatever Yeah Whatever that sounds Only a loser would say that Fatty Patty Patty wants to pay For me to do stand up A hundred pack of manning Now

Okay He says he's gonna fly me there Put me up And pay me right how much that's there and lies the problem because I ain't gonna do all that for a few shekels

it's not it's just you know I don't work for free and I'm not gonna do anything like that travel fucking 3,000 miles for pennies it's just not gonna happen what would your rate be like flight hotel and what would your rate be to do the show

to do the stand up 5 Gs sounds about right Yeah, sounds about right. John's definitely worth $5,000. They were charging $35 a ticket to see John, and he was the only performer. You have to pay anyone else. Sure.

They had to sell over 140 tickets to make it worth $5,000. John's never sold that many. Maybe when he was stuttering John and friends, he was touring, and he was still on the Howard Stern show, and he had some big comedians with him. But as far as just stuttering John himself, he thinks it's worth $5,000. Now, what this is, is this a cop-out.

This is his opportunity to be like, I need this much money, make a demand that's so outrageous, just like, okay, we're not doing that, that. Very convenient. He was just going for free to fight someone. Yes, he goes, I have a gig down the street, and I'll be there. Patrick Melton goes, oh, I'll pay for your flight

in your hotel room. And John's like, I also need $5,000. Okay, so you're not serious at all. And actually, later out in the show, it turns out we learned that John definitely is not serious at all. No, I don't know. Even if it was five grand, you know, I'd be like, I don't know. If it means five grand and I got to be on stage with all these assholes fucking, you know,

is it worked for me? No. I mean, it's not. I'd rather fucking stay here. That's how comics think. Is that amazing? He starts with, I would need $5,000. And they start thinking, it's like, they might have come up with that kind of money.

Yep. I better enough. Actually, no amount of money that will get me to go and perform stand-up comedy in front of an audience full of people who know who you are. I can't think of a better opportunity to win people over. Yeah, a captive audience. Could you imagine if, like, everyone goes, Carl, you suck a guitar? And they're like, do you have the nice stuff to play at this thing?

Everyone thinks you suck your guitar. I'm like, yes. That'd be fucking awesome. Let's definitely set that up. John has no confidence in himself. knows that he sucks, knows that it'll be an embarrassment, and there's proof right there. He wouldn't do it for a free flight,

free hotel, and $5,000 when just a couple days before this, he was going to go out there on his own dime because he has a gig down the street, which there's no, or around the corner, I think he said. There's no comedy clubs around the corner. It's Fremont Street. Yeah. He's been on Fremont Street, and he's done comedy right there on the street.

He knows. Art wrestling people, yeah, right. So this isn't about his confidence in his act. It's about him being thin skin. and afraid of confrontation. Yeah, exactly. Because everyone's going to see the same stand-up act when he does it for $20 at that place

with peanut shells on the floor in the back room. And there's four people there. All the same people are going to see it and make the same jokes. You're just keeping yourself from a payday and the same outcome is going to happen. Yeah, he went to Idaho. Did he make $5,000 when he went to Indiana

and then Ohio to make $5,000? It was a barbecue. This is an actual club. love. You're right. You're right. You're kids are performing. It's amazing.

But let's get back to Monday night with Ashley. And remember, these jokes, they do not bother, John. I don't, again, they don't, it does not irritate me. Even the quaint thing, like the fucking rock-go guy thinks that's going to bother me. No. It bothered me then only because I couldn't wait. to get the crap out of him in a boxing ring YouTube's terms of service. But he was too much of a pussy boy.

A big old pussy boy wouldn't come outside with me. So let's figure this out. Let's go through the logic of this. It doesn't bother him this joke about his son queefing in his face. Okay, it did bother him the first time. But only because Rocco wouldn't fight him. But he wanted to fight him because it bothered him. Yes.

So how does that work? So if Rocco would be like, yeah, it's going to ask him. side of fighting. He'd be like, you know what, it's fine. It was a pretty good joke. I'm over it. It doesn't make any fucking sense. It can't work in that chronological order.

No. Can't say that it didn't bother you until Rockwood didn't want to fight you because you were bothered by it. As long as Ashley lets him off the hook with that word salad. Right. And Ashley is very good at playing dumb. Very good. Very.

Amazing at it. She knew the second she said she was even thinking about going that he was going to feel this thing, this obligation to make something happen. And she's fucking with him. She's fucking with them. By the way, there's over 1,500 people watching live right now. We appreciate you. Hit like, hit subscribe.

Hit the notification bell. So you know, when we're on live, I got, who are these socials tomorrow at four with blind mic? We have a big announcement on the show tomorrow. So you'll want to subscribe to the channel to catch that. All right. Let's fast forward to yesterday's show. John wrote a new song this week.

And he sang it on. Monday and then he brought it back on Tuesday. And this is his first attempt singing it on Tuesday. Darling, Don Cushain. Bowman, don't be violating my rights. I said, broke men. If you do, I'll keep issuing strikes.

And said, small men, I'll do it every day and night. There's no need to be so crappy. Bowman. why not find the new way I say broke man Can you ask Lady K Who knows we're just doing What? What happened?

John? You with us? What's going on? Oh no Oh, he muted himself And now he's leaving. Oh no He's in the middle of his song I need to throw up And it all fell apart

The fuck just happened That was the most energy he's exerted in months and his body could not take it. You're right. You're right. His body shut down right there. Did he shart? Okay.

It's funny you say that. Okay. There will be an answer to that question. Because yeah, actually, let's look at the look at his face. Yeah, it was just so sudden. Like, yeah, let's look at the look. Yeah. He's like, no, not again.

Not again. This happened behind me. Oh, no. He's thinking about the cleaning. He's thinking about the bill. All right. Who put the shit in my pants? How fun are you?

And then Cardiff put shit in my pants. Okay, so he comes back after he's gone for four and a half minutes. The screen actually goes black for a few minutes. He's just gone. And he finally goes back and watch. how he comes back. This is impressive, actually. So we got black screen, and then he fires it up.

Where were we? Bull men, don't be violated my rights. I said, broke man. If you do I'll keep issuing strikes and said, small man. I'll do it every day and night. There's no need to be so crappy, Baldwin.

Why not find the new way? I say broke man. one and three and can't you Rady K who knows what just this is where are you fucking up who knows what just do

it will say but he might help you prevent poverty if not I'll hit you with the DMCA that's right I'll hit you with a

DMCA I was at a C just get a new thing that's not breaking the law you can just stream all you want but if not not I'll issue a DMCA.

That's right in, uh, wait. Walk like an Egyptian. Like, what's he even doing? He can't do one thing at once. That's right. I'll issue a DMCA. Just do a new thing. It's not infringing my rights.

You can stream away shit all the shit you want. I said, Bowman. I can't get it right today. I got to hear this song today. I gotta hate a fucking song because I can't remember how it goes. Okay. What happens next? I can't clap.

He literally mute himself again, listens to the song, and reads through his lyrics to try to figure out how to sing this. Because he doesn't understand how syllables work in a parody song. There's too many words. He's shoe hoarding way too many words into this parody song. And they're so unnecessary. They're not funny. So I don't even understand what he's going for here. He's not going to any of them.

He's angry even when he's writing the song of Out Shulie. Right. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, oh, he's a shoot DMT, you fucking prick. Yeah. That doesn't fit into the original. He's acting like he's never read it before. That's what I mean.

He has never. Right. He's surprised. So he is, you're watching him muted for a while. And it's just him reading his lyrics and listening to the song. And he finally comes back. He's like, okay. Sorry, guys.

I got it now. And scene. Bowman. Why not find him? Where not find the way? I say it broke me. Can't you ask, 80K, who knows what? Just do it.

We'll say, but he might help you prevent poverty. If not, I'll hit you with the DMCA. Nope. With the DMCA. Notes are wrong. Just get a new thing. It's not breaking a law. You can just stream all you want.

D and see it He's listening to the music And we can't hear it And so he's getting all fucked up from it Yeah I have to tell you This is the first time In a long time

That I feel like I'm just making fun Of a mentally handicapped man I feel kind of bad Yeah And yet my mom's still proud of me But I'm kind of feeling bad about this one We get pushback over Frenchie I know

He's just We've followed the chronology of his voice and what it's turned into, but it is slowed down to a halt. He is at like 0.05 when the rest of us are on a different speed. And he repeats every single thing everyone says to him out loud slowly because he doesn't understand it or didn't catch it. He needs this.

It is very painful. It's shocking. His lack of musical ability is almost impressive. He doesn't, he can't hit the notes right. the rhythm is off. Oh, yeah. When he starts clapping along with stuff, he has no idea what he's doing.

It's hysterical. It's amazing. It's amazing. An adult man, can't do this. Children can sing this way better and understand how it works. But he knows where the intro to whiplash is, though, so that's impressive. Yeah, he's no Bill Burr.

So he gives an excuse on why this is fucking up. And we also get the satisfying payoff for why he left. Anyway. DMCA was better yesterday. Not in the moon today. Scope. Sorry about the break. I had to take a nasty shit.

Oh, man. Fucking nasty. Nasty one. God, you should have seen what I did in that bathroom. I painted the toilet brown. You painted your pants brown first. Yep. He shit himself.

Yeah. It's official. And by the way, John's wondering why he's not getting laid? He's on the internet gone, I just had the nastiest shit. I just filled the ball with brown. This is not attractive. We didn't know what happened.

He let us know by looking behind him. Yes. That was. And stopping so suddenly. Yeah. Let's watch that again. Watch this. You can see him smell it.

I think I can see it. I can see the stink lines. Mom, is that you? Hit Man, Dan? Why did I fart now I'm taller? What just happened? Suspicious John is hilarious. He's like,

like Randy Barrettish. Yeah. He's just whee. All right, that was my South Park reference. Put it on the bingo board. Okay. All right. Holy shit.

Amazing. But now he's got all these chocolate covered cherries to offer guests. Oh, Adam. Guests. What's up? That's where the homeless guy left. I'll sleep on the street. Thanks.

I appreciate it. I missed my car. He made the bed. He's a gentleman. He missed my car. All right. So he brings on Ava, Ava later on in this episode.

And there's a lot of subtlety to this. But I know a lot about how John interacts with his friends and I can see exactly what's going on here. Look at that state out of his shirt. They use a shirt to wipe his ass? That wasn't there earlier. What is going out here?

What happened to the filter? The filter's working as hard as a cat, Adam. I don't know what else you want. Are you serious? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That's smoothed out as much as it can smooth out

with this guy. Wow. What did you have to take a nap? Yeah, I was taking that. So we start off immediately with like an inside thing. I guess Ava was late. This is like two and a half hours into the show. So I guess Ava's late.

So he's mad. But you take a nap or something? Yeah, remember yesterday? Ava was talking about how like half of the blood was poured out of her body. Probably a little nappy. For her monthly lobotomy? Right. Monthly lobotomy.

There's no brain left, Doc. We can tell. Did you watch the, well, yeah, you and I talked about it, Jim, but Rob Sol's fucking, that first thing, I could just watch it every fucking minute. Oh, I've been seeing it again today. It is a masterpiece. Have you talked to him about that? No, I called them, but he hasn't answered.

Okay. Yeah, Rob wants nothing to do with John. He's done with that because John is insufferable. Now, you just heard him. Hey, have you seen the Rob Salt clip? Oh, yes, right. We talked about it when I was at the gym. I don't know what level of loan you needed to be to let John be your friend in life.

It is nonstop with him. And the conversations, I know this firsthand. I know this through very close friends. The conversations are all about what's going on in John's world. So the devilverse. Rob Sal did an embarrassing thing. Immediately pick up the phone. Got to call Dick.

I got to call Vegas beer sales Jerry. Got to call Ava. Did you see the devil? this clip. Oh my gosh, Rob looks like a fool. Did you see what the Cardiff said about me? Oh, I'm going to beat him up at Hackamania. Do you see, Shulie, I struck his channel again. Yeah, I took his channel down. He's off a rumble, too. But that's, every conversation is just what's going on in John's world. There's no give and take. Also, being

obsessed with the dabbled verse is worse than being a raging alcoholic. That's true. That's true. He's also validating that he's doing anything in his life. Right. just did something. I got to tell someone right now. He's a lonely man. Yeah. I'm in the middle of doing something. I should call someone and let them know.

That's right. I'm at the gym. He's talking to Ava about the Rob Sol thing. And he forgets, hey, have you seen the Rob Salt? Oh, that's right. We talked about this. He talks to Ava all day, every day. Because every time Ava comes on, it's always about like, we talked about this. Remember we were having this conversation and like, like, Av was sometimes will say things that John's like, well, no, no, don't say that. Because there's like private conversations going on that he doesn't want people privy to. I also think he has the same conversation multiple times a day and he forgets who he told what. I absolutely agree.

And I'm deeply offended every time he shits on people like Rob Saul for dropping a lap. Yes, that was very funny, but John. I know. John's green screen thing was one of the funniest viral moments ever. And the fact that John's like, can you believe this guy's TV fell over? It's like, yeah. You just shat yourself on the internet. You just shat yourself.

Yeah. We just want you to shoot yourself. And it's like a parody song over and over again. Yeah. And he's crying all the time. It's like they see themselves and it makes them so angry. Mars put together, I almost played it on here, but I know we get hit with the copyright because it has the actual music from the village people. Mars synced up John when he was listening to it in his headphones, not his headphones, he was listening to the music and trying to sing along with it.

So Mars put the village people music with John singing it. It's hysterical. He gets off. and he gets back out again and it gets off. It's really good. All right, John saved someone's life and he can't wait to tell us about it, as heroes often do.

They're often painting themselves in the back and tuning their own horn. And let's find out about it. How's that look, Ashley? He's still hitting out of Ashley, he's flexing his muscles. Stalin 19 puts it together for us. Thank you, Stalin.

Nice. I got a DM on Facebook. Now, I don't go on Facebook as often as I used to. I think I'm out of girls that I hit on. But I will say that I got this DM from a girl that I hung out with at Pickwick Pub maybe 10 years ago. And I was taking aback. And I'll show you why.

Now, I know you're going to, of course, all you guys can't handle this. and I had a long discussion with Ava about it. I'm like, normally I would never even show this because I do this so often. Okay. This is an amazing setup. He had to have a long conversation with Ava. Listen, I'm going to brag about something. You think it's going to come off poorly?

And I went, yeah. You know, if you do a good deed, you know, that's its own reward. And I'm sure John was like, yeah, but I should probably. On this one, though, I think I should probably should, right? And eventually you're just like, yeah, John. definitely brag about it and again everything's a long conversation

where there's a lawyer with Abba with Vegas beer sales Jerry no one wants to talk on the phone with this idiot my mantra that I've said on so many occasions

on this program has been get to the toilet try to get to the toilet just do the show from the toilet before it's too late I am here to help people

because what else am I fucking here for. Right. You've heard me say that before time and time again. Which means it must be how you live your life. Because you actually, you said it out loud, so that's all that matters. Yeah, and repeatedly, that makes it real. Exponentially more important, yes. That's if he did it to me.

I still appreciate when John watched my cats in Florida. That was very nice of him. Vegas bear sells Jerry. Do me the favor. and redact the woman's name because, you know, people like Chris Fike are going to try and locate it. You know, shit where it would be on the horn immediately trying to locate this woman. So John's helpless. He needs Vegas beer sales, Jerry, to do things for him so he can show off his good deed.

Now, I was pleasantly surprised to hear from her. but I don't remember anything that she's going to say. All right. So I guess I could have been Friday. It was Saturday. Maybe she's sent it on Friday. Hey, buddy. It is really me.

I live in Adelaide, South Australia. Now with my husband. No scammer here. Ask me any trick questions and I have the answer. Thanks again for saving my life at someone's, house that I don't plan on doxing long ago sending love to you and yours. Now, I see this on Saturday, 114 p.m. And I write, how?

What a response. Thanks for saving my life. How? Not, oh my gosh, I'm so glad you. We are connecting again. So good to hear from you. I honestly don't remember what you're referring to. Can you remind me what to?

How? You know how many lives I've saved. And husband or no husband, it's a female reaching out to you. Right. You think you put a little charm into it. I mean, he knows he can't make it all the way to Australia. His bedside manner is brutal. It is.

Because I don't even know what I did to save her life. Now, I know I've saved quite a few people's lives, but I don't, you know, I don't remember how. And again, This fucking guy. Only when he's not trying to be funny, is he funny? Howard had it right all. The only reason I'm even addressing this is because people like cheat, and all you fucking loses, like to say I'm a bad person.

Okay. So John is a modest guy. doesn't want to be bragging about saving someone's life. Of course. But Cheats Chitterson said that mean thing about him. So now he has to, you know, hands are tied. I'm really not. I'm a loving, kind person.

And anybody who knows me would say the same. Most of them don't talk to you anymore. Yeah, who knows you these days? Yeah. Almost everyone you've been in a relationship with, whether it be blood relatives or friends or even coworkers, don't talk to you anymore. So. Yeah.

And loving and kind people don't throw. threaten us with loving and kindness while red in the face. Good point. I would do anything for anyone at any... But I won't do that. Except continue to sleep with my wife after I've become bored with it. Even to save my family. The only thing I won't do is stop being in the dabble verse because my son asked me to do that

and stop drinking to save my relationship with my children. Or tell them I love them. Yeah, we have to... You're the following things that make John a scumb bank. I won't pay child support, even though my ex is working three jobs to pay the bills. I knew the cat was dead because I kicked it. If I can. And that's a fact, Jack.

So I write how. I don't know what the finance is going to be. And she says, remember, we were all hanging out. And I mentioned being depressed. and then you could read that rest part. I don't want to get any, and didn't feel like being anymore. You took me off to the side

and talked to me as you were concerned about possible again. That was... So she goes, I want to unalive myself, and John goes, and took her off to the side to talk to her about her suicidal thoughts. Amazing heroic so far. Kind of you to take the time to actually listen and be aware of a fellow human and friends' feelings and possible cry for help.

I am very happy and okay. And I think, and then I wrote back just to say, well, I hope, I'm glad to hear that you're doing well. Now, again, we go back to this. I don't, I didn't remember this one occasion of a random act of kindness. So this is a buddy from Pickwick, a fellow day drinker. Okay. And they're over at another fellow day drinker's house drinking. And this one was getting emotional.

You probably never experienced women who drink and get emotional before, but it happens. And John, being the kindhearted soul he is, is just like, what if I put something in a new vagina? Would that make you feel better? Or your ass. We don't have to go there yet. I see you crying. He doesn't remember this. I can't wait to get Adam's take on this,

whether this is even a real story or not. Someone's fucking with it, right? There's like a hidden request thing on Instagram, like, and it's filled with, it's the newer, more accurate, more tailored to you version of the Nigerian prince. Yeah. And it's women, and they're sometimes dropping in words

that they've somehow pulled from your thing. They know your name. They might even know some things that are real, and they just throw it in there to try and trap you. It's either that or it's someone just fucking with him because he just announced publicly that he has no memory of any good deed he's ever done, even when it's actually happened,

and he's talking to the person he did it to. They can just make it up. Yep, it's amazing. You can actually tell Johnny did anything, and he'll believe you, if it's a good thing. Of course. And if he thinks he can collect on it now, Right.

But I do know that these are the things, these are things that I would do for anybody. I do it for you, anybody's watching this, even those that hate my fucking guts. I don't think ever that that is the answer, ever. We are all worth it.

Oh, wow. He's choking himself up with his kindness. He's trying to cry. To be alive. Scope. And I slowly kill myself. It's worth letting for. Go go, go.

A fifth time to save that life. Could you do it then? Yes. Great question. What if she's like, I need you right now? He's like, I've already logged it three times. Can't do it. And I just went on Facebook today to find out what I did.

I remember it vaguely. I know we used to call her. guitar girl because she's to show I'm sorry girl sorry let's point out why they call her guitar girl

because she used to show up the pickwick pub always playing guitar oh that makes sense brilliant how does he come up with this stuff I just look at them like a machine I'm a robot and I scan them hey blondeie

suicide blood, wait, no. I can't wait to hear about the different factions that hung out dayduring at Pigwick. And her and I would sing. She was dating one of my friends. But either way, the point being is I extended my ears and talked her off, move a ledge. He has no ears. What's he talking about? Step on the ears.

Come with me if you want to live. He extended his ears. Quick, get the ears. Let's go. And I turned a different cheek. I was swimming up to come. We all should be that person. We're all capable of being that person.

Oh, my God. He's getting himself choked up about how amazing he is again. Fucking asshole. I wish I had a person like me in my life. Yeah, right. But again, I would never even have to, would never even feel the knee. to read that. Jay Leno does a billion

nice things for people and never brings it up. Right. Then again, Jay Leno is not a shit happy. Yeah, a piece of crap. Right. It's not a worthless scumbag of a human being. Right. Right. Desperately insecure. Right. Right. Dealing with the

immaturity and the backstabbing of scum that goes on, like bushy boy, and you backstand him Adam he's never going to forget this hashtag no cd i wouldn't answer his question shitware and lady k yes i made the list and all of this scum single wide car mixed the man-crier all of this scum that exists i do we call the man who cries man-cries he's got nicknays for everyone this guy. It's amazing.

And I got to hear every day what an asshole I am. Does it weigh on me? No. Clearly. You're punched over right now, but you're like... He's literally the reason why he has to prove what a great guy he is, because everyone calls him an asshole.

Does it bother me at all? Not at all. That's why I won't shut up about it. Not at all. Yeah. I'm very secure in who I am as a person. You shouldn't be. But it's unfortunate that I have to

you know, explain stuff. Not really something I would want to have to do. But there you have it. What do you want to do? You want to be the hero. He wants to be the hero. He doesn't put zero effort in. Yeah. And he also says he has to listen

to what an asshole he is all day. Dude, stop looking at the fucking internet. Yeah. It's really easy. There's one specific subreddit you should avoid. They think it's... I don't look at it. My good friends clip it and send it.

They do. I know that's the best part. Thanks, my team. I'm confused. He said that he could forgive anyone. He's full of love, even us,

but he could never forgive those backstabbing asshole liars like us. Is that what he said? Yep. Yeah, you're not confused at all, Adam. You got this.

You got it out. figured out. So I know you assholes are going to twist and turn this around and say, oh, come on, I can't be real. That is 100% real. I didn't expect it. I didn't know she moved to Australia. And you can't remember it.

And you don't even know what happened. She was a sweet girl. She reached out to you. A member of our crew, if you will, at the pub, all the smokers. That's great. I was a smoker then. Yeah. Skull.

There was the inside crowd. and there was the outside crowd. He's wiping the tears from his eyes and chin for some reason. He's really bawling about this. All right, this is, I love this pirate. I'll just let it play. He's explaining the different clicks within Pickwick and where he fit in. And the outside crowd would hang out on the patio,

and we were all the smokers. The inside would hang out inside. Eventually, when I stopped smoking, I migrated from outside to inside, where I became one of the regulars inside. where I became in the, you know, in the click inside. Whatever to school today. Could you dumb it down a shade?

This is every like 80s, 90s teen comedy opens with the first, the new student and someone's showing him the ropes. These are where they hang out. To avoid her, it's all his memories are from bad movies. It's insane. The inside crowd. So the inside crowd, they were on the inside. the outside were on the outside. I was out of the outside.

When I went inside, I hung out with the inside crew. Because that's where they were. Quick question. Where did the smokers go? So, all right, Adam, I guess I'll dump it down for you. The smokers are outside of the patio. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Was he in the cool click or was he kind of hanging on the fringes? No, the smokers were the cool click. I knew it. I know. This fucking guy is the best. I, um, Don Yeagerbaum, as I used to call. Who, I ended up just going to his daughter's wedding in upstate New York. And it's kind of funny, even in that, OJ would love this one.

Because at first, he was a fan of mine, but, you know, and I wasn't my friend. At the very least, we were adversarial. But I ended becoming one of his closer friends. And again, we go back to OJ. When you meet me, and I don't mean trite, uneducated people like the shitware. Right. or single wine. But when you meet me,

like Keanu did. That's not a trait, uneducated person at all. Like Gino did. Oh, okay, yeah, the brain trust up there in Harlem. Like OJ did. You come out with a different thought. Like Vegas Bears Salis Jerry,

although he was always a fan. Even if you ask Dicker, Typical, you know, because I don't, I am not what you think I am. You want to believe what they tell you. Oh, yeah. Or is it possible? I'll just throw this out there. Is it possible that John has put out so much content being online for hours a day, every single day for years, that we believe we know who John is based on John's actions?

Is it possible? Well, just hear me out. Is it possible? Well, when you nitpick it like that and you judge him based solely on his words and actions, then yeah, if you want to narrow it down like that. But what about his fantasies and delusions? Is it maybe possible if someone watches this guy and then finds a sub-reader and goes, these people all think the same way about this guy than I do?

Of course it sounds bad if you remember it. That's not my problem. That is a you problem. That is not a me problem. That is a you problem. You want to believe. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Now, if you ask Howard Stern.

Is that what you told? Is that what you said? Yeah, it's a you problem. Yeah. I'm thinking about ending it all going to Greenland. That's a you problem, not a me problem. You do you. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

Now, if you asked Howard Stern, am I a good person? He would say yes. Because Howard's hilarious. Hold on a second. I've heard Howard Sir talk about Senator he'd read out a lot. Do you think he'd say he's a really good person? Do you think he'd have other things to say?

Is John the stupidest guy in the world? If you ask Jay Leno, am I a good person? He would say yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, John, that's great, great. I still maintain many of friendships at both shows. Am I a ballbuster? Yes. I'm a ballbuster.

but never He's a ball buster To the point That is going to be Something That you're going to regret Sometimes you will make that mistake Most of

What's he talking about? It doesn't happen But anyways What was I saying? What is he talking about at that point? Anyway, he saved a life That's the point. He's a great guy

Saved a woman Who was drunk at a party and said she was depressed. She was depressed because she was hanging out with Stutjo. Yeah. And now she's living in South Australia and his marriage. She's like, by the way, life's way better now. Yeah.

The guy got up Canoga Park. Something about the way she said, you took me off to the side, made it seem like it was just bullshit or English is not a first language. It just felt weird. It sounded, yeah, sound a little predatory.

Yeah, like she was going to ask him for money really soon. Yeah. All right. This is everyone's favorite part of the show. It's where we get to sit back and be mature adults who like to play games. Is it weird or is it gay? What will we ever say today? Is it gay?

Welcome, Review Girls, Megan, and Annie. Hello, hello. Good to see you both. Thank you for being here. Megan made it. We appreciate that because you put together another fantastic game of Is It Gay? Of course, is it gay? is a game where we watch Aaron Imholt from Steeltoe set up a topic.

We have to figure out whether or not Aaron will say that that topic is gay because Aaron lacks creativity and thinks just calling something gay is comedy. We do five rounds with one point each. And then our final round is worth three points. And so we're all tied right now. Ooh, everyone is tied up. It's anyone's game. This is tense.

Round one. Here we go. About that. John phony with $1. Says maybe we're a gas mask to be safe. Yeah, I've got a lot of time between the end of today's show and getting down there. So I'll have time to kind of gather up a wish list and go grab the things I need and head down there. Trying not to eat fast food today on the way.

Is it gay to always eat fast food when you go for a drive? Adam? No. Carl? I think it is. Chris? No. Annie.

Sorry, I was texting Rocco. He says it is gay. Oh, Rocco says it's gay. All right. Is he answering for you? He knows all about eating fast food on a drive. All right. Let's find out. Anytime I go for a drive like that, I'm like, well, that's an excuse to eat food that isn't good for me. Fucking shit. head. Thank you. Oh, you guys have the right instinct on that one. That was not gay.

Not gay. All right. I can throw me a curve ball. Start things off. Let's go to round number two. There when my early lead. Oh, Social Security. That's where we were at. You know who had a really good idea about Social Security and we all made fun of him for it because he sounds like a dork and we all kind of like teasing this person. Al Gore had a really fucking good idea for social security. Actually, in fairness, Al Gore and George W. Bush both had good ideas for social security and we just decided to cripple ourselves and not do anything about either one. Al Gore said, let's take the Social Security Trust Fund and let's put it in a lockbox. And everyone made fun of them. Was Al Gore's idea to put Social Security money in a lockbox?

gay. I had no idea he said that, but Annie, what do you think? I don't think it's gay. It sounds like it could be good. Chris? Well, what he's saying is what everyone said about it, so I think they did say it was gay. Carl. Good point, because I was trying to figure out the way he set that up. It seems like it wouldn't be gay. Right.

But, yeah, he's going to say everyone said that was gay. Yep, I'm going to go gay. Adam. I'm also going gay with Carl. All right, sweet. Like, ah, lockbox, right? You fucking queer. Lockboxes are gay, Al Gore. Wow, all right, that was.

In a net, you rich pussy. That was a lot right there. I think we should get two points. Oh, right? No, no, no, no. It's funny to know what gay Aaron would be like, because that was bizarre. Yeah, he looked like me for a second with his teeth hanging out.

So the crooked teeth gay. This is round number three. and I want to talk about scores right now. Most of the night. I saw some of that, yeah. Some wild shit. We're watching a guy from St. Cloud. This is Zach X,

going down to the Whipple building and fighting with protesters. Does he win? Short term, yes, he knocked a lot of people down. Long term, he is facing assault charges. There's that. And he's still down there. Like, he's still going to protests and shit.

Like, he lost his job. He lost his insurance. he lost a bunch of other shit, but it's like, and, you know, you want to feel bad for anyone who's going like, I lost my job, I lost this, I lost that, but it's like, you went down to a protest and started punching people in the head. Do you get kicked out of his house, too? Is that the landlord guy or a different guy? No, I was a different guy. He says he's going to be down there with Zach X, but I don't know if that, you heard that guy. Is that guy legit or no? Is it gay to lose your job? Just the protest ice. Adam. Boy, um, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's gay. I don't think it's gay. I'm going to say it's not gay.

Chris. I'm going not gay. Annie. I'm going to answer not gay. Okay. We don't you really feel. Gotcha. He's either like legit and he's doing a really good bit, you know.

See, I think he's either doing a shitty bit or he's a super gay guy who's for real. Son of a bitch. What do they say that one? That guy? Yes. God damn it. I stick with us. We're going to round four.

Remember the final rounds were three points. We're all still in it. I'm telling myself that. Round four. I remember too. We decided to go to that CrossFit place. Oh, integration CrossFit. Yeah.

We fit in there. So we go there and I look at all that. There's a space on the wall where everybody signs it. You know, let's do this. some motivational things. So I went up there. I'm like, I was all pumped. I was like, yeah.

And then I got a cool bag. They gave a free bag, you know, a gym bag. And then, yeah, I went once. Dude, they had me doing stuff like, hey, now, all right, now you're going to stand under your head. We're going to put you up against this wide. I went through all this. And afterwards, I was like, well, I realized that I'm not that guy.

Well, we went because they were going to advertise with the show. Yeah, I know. But it's still, it's still funny that I thought, you know, like, yeah, I'm going to lose 30. and all this and that. And I was like, you know. Is Cardiff pulling these clips? No, that's a, we got some good context.

It was a, yes, we needed the context to ask this simple question. Is CrossFit gay? Annie. I'm going to mix it up. It's gay. Chris. I'm going with my gay instincts here. It's gay.

It's so gay. Adam. Got to be gay. Got to be gay. right. We went once or twice. I don't remember. I think it was twice maybe. But in our defense,

CrossFit's fucking gay. Yeah. I didn't know people did CrossFit still. They don't. It's too gay. When do you come out to your parents? Gaye! All right. This is round five.

What are the scores, producer, Chris? Adam is sweeping it. He's got four out of the four. Yeah. I got three. two and he's got one. Oh boy. All right. Let's do this. Round five. Lists of the weather.

Spunker writes, dude, your whole life is you literally creating your own reality. Dude. Who's been fact-checked by people who hate my guts only to have third parties confirm everything I say? You guys are doing a classic multi-year-long

cope. So, Mikey, Mikey. But I do want to thank you. We do enjoy it, it never upsets us, and we get to make fun of you. The audience loves that shit. So thank you for being here. I'm not going to, again, it's all love. Like, you love our show, you're fans of our show. We don't dislike you. Keep giving us the watch hours. Uh, big, and I know, I'm fucking talented. Since you stopped giving me money. Is it gay to cope on the toe

and hate watch him? Adam? Yes, it's gay. Carl. I'm going, no, it's not. Chris? Fuck. No. Annie?

It does sound gay. All right, we're split on this one. I would watch me too and pretend I hate me. It's a weird boner thing you have. It's fine. I mean, I don't tell people about mine. It's a weird bonner. All right.

I did at that point going into the final round. It is, of course, worth. three points and the way the final round works is a little bit different. It's not just is it gay. We actually get multiple choice, three different choices of what Aaron's going to say about a specific topic. And so is Annie

officially eliminated from this game? Well, what are play, obviously? Yeah, I'm afraid so. Okay. This is another Oz. What did Oz say? Okay. Anyone else is in it right now? Final round. Thank you for your donations.

$1 from Cheeseburger Pie. says fuck you I smell good I apologize approachable with a dollar says Aaron be honest the only reason you didn't take snacks from the care packages at the protest because you knew we would mock you relentlessly yeah

you smell good it's probably starting to smell by now what do you mean smelling good did I say smelling good no but be good smelling good probably don't smell so good right now the fuck is I

What's happening? Yeah, what is going on with Oz? Just, just, oh, is that it? You know, what's the question? You know.

So, Oz is back again making another joke at the expense of Renee Good. How do you think he ends this joke? One, she gone. Two, she dead. Or three, she worm food. Jesus Christ. They're all hilarious. Boy.

Annie, what do you think? I think it's she gone. Chris? He's not funny, so I'm going to go with worm food. Carl. I was going to say she dead. I'm sticking with it. Adam? She dead.

All right. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about him. She dead. Oh. Adam and I got it, which means Adam is our big weiner. Make some room on the fridge. Congratulations, Adam. Well played, my friend.

Thank you. And the people who are playing along in the chat, or if you're in your car, in the grocery store playing along, I hope that you did as well as. In line at the grocery store, gay, gay, gay. What a world we live in. It's amazing.

We get to jail. Megan's a real winner. Guys, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show.

We tease the next episode that we'll be reviewing on WATP. We'll be back again this Saturday. If you listen to the podcast, it'll come on on Sunday. And we'll be listening to this. The 90s. The 90s are coming back next. Yay! Coming back, what are you talking about?

They're back, baby. Yeah. You go through the 80s. It's like, don't you notice that everything's a cycle, right? It's like the 80s. Then like after like, what was popular in the 80s? The 60s. If you remember during the 80s, everything on MTV was like 60s and like the guys

with like the side-eyed stuff and there was that big guy would walk through the forest. And like everything was like psychedelic. And our parents would be like, Our generations came back. We'd be like, that's so weird. You're so old. Exactly. It was like Grateful Dead and Pink Floyd had top 40 hits.

And we were just like, what is going on? This is so strange old, this weird old music. And now here we are. This is a podcast called Tori Spelling's misspelling podcast. And her guest was Corey Feldman. I was going to say that voice sounded familiar. Oh, yeah. He couldn't get a mic.

No, no, no. My mics, I mean, Tori. He was going to shout into the laptop. Tori's just a spelling. She doesn't have any money, obviously. So, yeah, Tori Spelling has a podcast, and she had Corey Feldman. I will be reviewing that.

Coming up this weekend, my buddy, MLP, will be stopping by. Christian Blas, going to be on the program, and we'll have a lot more to talk about. Also, again, I want to announce, who are these socials? We're going to do that at 4 p.m. tomorrow, 4 p.m. Eastern Time,

and we have a very special announcement on who are these socials. So you want to tune in for that. Do not miss it. I'm going to, we're going to, Read some reviews and some comments. We're going to listen to some voicemails. But I want to let everyone know that once this show ends, you will be redirected over to the once over with Kaylee channel.

Lucy does devilverse has a show on tonight. I think it's starting it right about now. And it's called Sucho Snaps after Miss Judy comments on the lull suit. Of course, Miss Judy had a law professor on the show to go over John's lull suit. and then John responded to it and he was not too happy about what they had to say a lot of insults for both of the women who were on that show.

I can't believe Judy turned on him. Yeah, I know. John knows law better than lawyers. Yeah. It's really incredible. Clearly. It's going to make his engagement to her sister really uncomfortable. Oh, no.

I know. Will she be invited to the wedding? This is the question. Will Judy be there? I don't know. So tune in for that. And I just want to be, we get into reviews and comments.

Is there anything you guys want to plug? I'll start with you, Annie. What do you have it going on? I do a show called The Warp Zone on my YouTube channel. It's a weekly wrap-up of what I'm up to and what I'm going to get up to on the next week. I had D-D-D-D-Hudson and Dylan from Summeron. Go to Insanity on YouTube, INS, A-N-E-I-T-Y. How do you get Jake Hudson on your show?

Do you like schedule a time when he shows up at that time? Well, he very much like you sent me a message being like, take me in your podcast, Robin, I did destroy you. So, you know, I had to. Otherwise, you know, Jake Hudson would shut me down. You mean Jake does that to me. I don't do that to you. Right?

Is that what you meant by that? Yes. Jake to you. Yes. Got it. All right. Yeah, Jake does want me to come out of his show or come on this show. I just don't know if you can schedule something with Jake.

Although, Adam, you wouldn't know. You've been on Jake show. Mm-hmm. Is it possible to schedule something with them and have that happen? Schedule. Very hard. Yeah, that's what I thought. You know, he just showed up at my house and I let him in.

Sweet. Adam, anything you want to plug my friend? Oh, yes, a couple things. Did you know that Richard Marks in the song All Night Long by Lionel Richie is the guy who goes, All night? Really? All night. They're to bring in a heavy hitter like him to sing that part?

Yep. And I learned that because he is everywhere right now promoting his new record of standards. Oh, no. Classic standards. Holiday tunes, everything. So I encourage everyone to go pick that up, and I'll probably be on Pat Dixon later tonight, so you can check us out there.

Oh, we do another marathon stream with Pat Dixon, huh? I hope so. Maybe a little later. You guys are great together. That's fantastic. Check out Pat Dixon. I would never invite him to my wedding, though. We're not that close.

Smart. Thank you. Also, there's no wedding coming up. Anything else, producer Chris? We don't have time for my plugs. Good point. Megan, anything? I'll also encourage people to check out Annie's YouTube channel.

I always like going on there and hanging out in the chat and her discord. Every once in a while, I'll pop in there and chat with her. All right. It's fun. Thank you very much. Look at the review girls. Besties over here. Megan,

have you seen any recent Spotify comments that you want to read for us? I'm really happy that people are engaging in Spotify. It's blowing up. Yeah. So I have a couple from episode 692 from last week. Some guy in New Hampshire says, over 300 women, John. It must be that exotic cologne you wear. Ode le toilet.

Do women like that? I don't know. I don't know either. Or Mombo. Maybe that would help. Okay. Good advice. Jeremy says Megan's voice is the only reason I stick around for this train wreck.

Well, thank you. Excellent. Me too. What the fuck? We're going to have a meeting after this. Will Megan's voice be there? And the worst ever says, looking forward to recognizing Adam Bush on a rickshaw this summer.

Okay. I believe we know the worst ever. Yeah, Simon. That's it. That's it. All right. Any new reviews? Yep.

This one comes in from Apple. it says Losers I love when people Who don't have talent Just make a podcast About criticizing people do I hope these guys

Realize what they sound like Just going on about Other comedians Other comedians That's nice It is nice yeah I do know what I sound like I listen back

Is it a once-star review? Yeah You're a loser I'm sorry It sounded like a one That sounds like someone Who hosts a show Yeah

Certainly does little butter. But at least you are officially a comedian. Well, the New York Post said I was a comedian. And the New York Post doesn't lie about anything. A hundred percent accurate that New York Post. Is that all you got, Annie? That's it.

If anyone wants me to read the reviews, go to Apple's and leave a review there or update your old one. Very good. Let's check out some voicemails because Gary in San Diego has the voicemail rock and roll a segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and a mess. Rolla. Carl, Mike from Dan Vegas, that's not the point.

Love you, love the show. That's not the point. Thanks for calling in. Appreciate it. Carl, Josh Allen, just like you, sucks the biggest black is cock. No, that's the biggest blackest cock. You suck. Fuck the bills.

Fuck the bills. Sports ball. Fuck the bills. Ah, you fucking loser. Jesus Christ. Kick a man while he's down. Yeah. brutal especially guys from boston

no it's mr 138 love me to you in Boston I want to say fuck you fuck the bills I'm sorry about your loss Chris you didn't deserve this I didn't or the better team

okay parallel thinking on this fuck you fuck the bill and someone got the memo on that one go figure hey Carl Starburst I'm listening to the most, I think it's the most recent episode with, like, the actually coming than John Paul out. And I accidentally, I was actually watched this on YouTube already, like this section.

And I have to say, like, I know you kind of, who are these podcasts, not who are these video broadcasts. But the YouTube does kind of add, like, some performative elements to the show since, like, y'all, you know, do, like, live things. all that shit now. Yeah. And as like a podcast only guy, it was kind of nice to like, you know, see all that stuff and, like, actually see the clips that you all watch and everything. But I will say the downside is I found out, like what y'all looked like, but I found out what Ava Riza looks like through those clips.

And she is not like, I mean, not, I don't know, like, you know, like, does kind of looks like an actor, you know? Fake? Not really passing, I guess. And I don't know what you do about that, but, you know. Okay, bye. Yeah, watch the show at your own risk. That's what I always tell me.

If you want to listen to the show, that's what I prefer, too. But if you want to watch us, it gets hairy, so to speak. For lack of a better term. Literally. Hey, smart, breath. I was wondering, why don't you, uh, what don't you all do for WATP, like, let the audience pick, like, three new locales, you know? You can review them, I guess, a little bit, you know, make sure at least they're funny, I guess. Three locales, and let's, let's, let's, you know, people can find a new one because, to be honest with you, I know, I know sometimes these motherfuckers are funny and Sutter and John.

It's like fucking running into a wall, this fucking spick, fucking dip shit. but, you know, we got some new fucking assholes out there. What do you think about my idea? Let me know, all right? Oh, one more thing. Fuck ice. Okay. You think I should let the audience tell me what shows to review?

No shit, Sherlock! No shit! No shit, sir! Yes, please send your suggestions. WTP Show at gmail.com. Also, there's a whole review suggestions channel in our Discord. And I go there often because I'm always looking for a new podcast to review. that's how we get most of the podcast of a review from you listeners and viewers who tell us what to check out.

You know, I've been talking about this Nick Rickeda getting sued and losing for calling someone a pedophile and then someone corrected me and said he didn't lose the case. Anyway, this is explained here. Hey, Carl, you were talking about that Nick Ricata lawsuit. I was against this guy named Montagraph. Nick kept getting drunk on his live streams and calling him the quote, a boy fucking pedophile, despite not having any evidence of it. Montagrav sued him and won, but Riccada appealed it, and Montagraph ran out of money, so Montagraph had to pull the lawsuit because he ran out of money.

Nick claimed victory, but he still had, he bought one of the highest price defense attorneys in the country. Nothing right with that. So presumably we had to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's not really, I don't know, feels like nobody really won that one. Anyway, call me back. Annie, you're nodding your head. Do you know anything about this? Is that what happened?

It sounds very accurate. I didn't catch anything that was incorrect about that. Yeah, there was, he sued him and then basically lost being like, well, you can't just call somebody a pedophile. And then he repealed it, and the guy kind of dropped out after. So he dragged it through court as long as he could. That sucks. For kids, I can't afford it, but the other guy couldn't. Of course, system sucks.

I'm learning. It's not great. This is for you, Adam. Hey, I'd just like to inform Adam Bush that I have alerted the authorities. You can't just rape a man on a live stream and think that you're going to get away with it. Awesome. 10 out of 10. It's a fucking great interview argument, whatever it was.

My favorite part was when John started bringing up credits. it was like watching two guys arguing and one guy is like oh I bet you got a small dick and the other guy whips it out and just the look on his face of being like oh fuck he's bigger to me uh anyway call me back that's a power move that is a power move Adam well done it was gay that was gay it was good well done adam I do it again You guys are talking about pink box donuts. I'm a big fan of pink box for these nuts. You get it?

Chris, call me back. He's not going to. Not after that. Carl, I wish. Get on your stupid show and act like you're fucking tough. Oh, man, I'm not going to get a skirt of ghost. Yes, you would.

Also, producer Chris is the better host. You're a fucking faggot. Fuck you, Carl. Okay. Vote for Vity on the creepop.com and don't call me back. Who's curating these voicemails? What the fuck? Move for Vos.

Oh, be nice. Vote for Caro. Actually, pager.com slash the creepops. Where you go vote for Carl. And I brought it this week. So I deserve. I deserve your vote. That was funny.

That girl went checked out of the hotel because it was haunted. Oh, yeah. And also bitch to the manager. How dare you not tell me that my room was haunted? Right. Only her room. That is inconsiderate. that ghost that fucked with a thermostat.

They're right to the thermostat. Hey, Carl, I'm calling in from my vacation in South America. I ask you a very important question. Why the fuck do you call Aldi? Aldi's. You also shop at Brogers? Do you go to Myers? Do you drive a Ford's?

Are you fucking retarded? You know? I had never shopped at Aldi. So I thought it was Alde's. I'm an idiot. I guess it's Aldi. I do say Aldis though. Whatever.

Everyone I know says Aldis. Oh, okay. It's just how you say it. So you also know only retarded people. Okay, good. Yeah. No wonder we hang out. You think you're talking to.

Right. All right. All right. All right. By the way, I'm not trying to like big time anyone. My wife loves Aldi. She shops there all the time. I can't stay out of the place.

She says there's a whole culture. Oh, yeah. She's all into it. And I'm like, oh, this food's pretty good. She's like, ah, I got you, motherfucker. That's her Malday. Fuck.

Damn it. I'm going to the price rate. Thank, Carl. This is your Hollywood lawyer, and this is how I talk. Congratulations on becoming a celebrity, Carl. I am your Hollywood lawyer, or as you probably know it, your liaison to that wink, wink. I heard you ask what powers you have now.

I'm sorry we failed to get you the intro packet in time, but it should get there overnight. A quick summary for your level would be one to three petty misdemeanors a year. One low felony every 10 years, provided no enhancements, nothing racial, of course. And two-for-one abortions. If you have any questions, call me back. Billable every 45 seconds or just ask aloud while you're around any electronics,

and they will hear you. Keep your bottle tight. Good-you-in. Well, that's very exciting. All these perks. Did you get that too, Adam? Maybe we should talk about this offline. Well, yeah, yeah, he's your personal drug dealer keeper aware.

Just do it. All right, Opie. We got to end the show. I'm going to go over to once in with Kaylee. check out Lucy does dabble verse talking about John's reaction to the lawsuit being discussed by Miss Judy and Professor Joe should be fun. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I'm an asshole. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.

I got to go. Bye. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voice. All right, ready to roll the credits. Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye.

Bye. This is it. Bye. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Okay. All right. Okay. Bye. What are you five? Thank you.

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