Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep695 - misSPELLING

Episode Date: January 25, 2026

This week we’re checking in on Tori Spelling’s podcast because her guests were Corey Feldman and his girlfriend - What’s Her Name. Corey talks about his many divorces, his upcoming world tour, and why it wasn’t his fault that he failed at Dancing With the Stars. Christian Bladt and MLP join the show to discuss Tori’s rocky relationship with ChatGPT. Howard Stern loves the new gay hockey show. Giggly Squad is a popular podcast featuring two former reality TV stars who crack each other up over nothing. Scorch is back with our favorite segment - Weird News! Stuttering John has to address the fact that he pooped himself but he gets us back by showing a gas station getting built.  Christian Bladt’s successful show - https://www.youtube.com/@100MetalSongs Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We've not discussed this beforehand. Tori Spelling's Mispelling podcast recently had a guest on, and that would be none other than our favorite musician, Corey Feldman. And before we get into the podcast, and Chris, you did a fine job of breaking this down for us. I'm going to let you control things. But you wanted to point out that Tori Spelling is not looking great these days. No, she's definitely looked better. If you remember Donna from 9021010.

She doesn't look like that anymore. And that's saying something because she was the ugliest cast member at that as well. By far. Yeah, the guy who owned the peach pit was way hotter than her. No shit. So there's a video explaining what's going on with Tori Spelling. Tori Spelling looks wrecked and it's no fluke. After revealing she used a Zempec and switched to Mounderro post baby, fans worry it went too far.

OZempic neck, gaunt face, flashed. Bones, Reddits shouting on death's door. Is it weight loss side effects or something way more concerning? Tori Spelling looks... She looks like Janet's from the Muppets. Yes, you're right. For sure. Oh, no.

Yeah, because, you know, as I mentioned to you when I first suggested this, shockingly, this is an audio-only podcast. We know that they film it. They do it on, you know, stream yard or Zoom or whatever. because they put clips out. But maybe it's because she looks like this, that they're like, yeah, let's try to keep it to a minimum. I don't know.

If there was anybody here with a marketing background, they might explain why it would be useful to use the video, but I don't know if anybody has that kind of insight. Well, especially when you have Corey Feldman and is hot. The comeback king? The comeback king is on here. It is hot girlfriend. But we have the audio only.

Fortunately, they did put out a little teaser video on Instagram. So we can get a sense of what this show will. like if we were able to see the video of it. Brad Moons is one of my favorite movies. Like, I feel like all of your movies are my favorite movies. What were the bullying situations that you encounter? Keep using that word. You keep saying abuse.

Why is that the first word that comes to mind? Do you think you guys all have kids together? I was way more focused on her Instagram than you're inspired. The spelling legacy would that word for your dad as a kid? So the whole day doesn't even with the stars thing. Let me just go into that for a second. I'm getting such PTSD. The image she uses where she's completely naked with long blonde hair flowing down, covering

her breasts. I mean, she's never looked like this. No. No. But Husey just texted me that he still would, though. That's probably true. That's what man. That is Husey's M.O.

With her. So that's one of those things where, you know, they put together the quick hits. And these are some of the questions we're going to ask. And this is the conversation we're getting into. And none of that sounds. interesting. No, and some of those things actually don't even get addressed. Because I dove through, there's two episodes, which we'll talk about in a little bit, why I think there's two. And some of it they didn't even talk about it. It's like a trailer for

a movie. You're like, oh, I saw a scene in there. And they were like, ah, this is too good for the show. But yeah, they famously in half bake, there's this scene in the trailer where Jim Brewer says it's a professional meter hopper and he runs to jump over a parking meter and just smashes his balls. It's like, one of the fucking funniest things. How did that get caught out of the way? I mean, maybe it didn't move the plot line along, but come on. Tap bank. Yeah, who doesn't want to see Goat Boy get his balls smashed? I mean, it should have definitely been in there. It was fantastic. And you know what? I think that's why Dave Chappelle's career never went anywhere. Yeah. I think they messed up the editing of that movie. I'm getting it's way off track.

Christian, please. Where do you want to start, my friend? Okay, I actually want to start with clip number one. It has the end of the intro, and this is, there's no editing one. It starts. This is how it starts after the intro. Misspelling with Tori Spelling, an IHeart Radio podcast. Hi. Hi, friends. Wait, you know what I just had last night?

What? The Jack in the Box, Gremlin's meal. Oh, you know what? That's funny because I thought that was an old thing. I didn't realize. Absolutely not. Why is that? Why?

Because I saw an ad, it was like Gizmo and a Jack in the Box guy. But I was just like, Gremlins is one of my favorite movies. Like, I feel like all of your movies are my favorite movies, but literally. You're so sweet. I was like, oh, my God, I get it in the Promone. Like, don't feed him after midnight.

Like, oh, it's the midnight muncher. And I'm like, oh, my God. You would think a sequel's coming out, right? Or like something. But no, there's nothing. There's just a random, casual, you know, promotion for an old movie from 40 years ago.

That makes sense. Let me address what Corey said last. poor Corey's out of the loop there is a Gremlin's three it has a release date of November 19th, 2027. Oh no. He just hasn't been asked

to be pregnant. It's so sad. Yeah. But I also like you think there'd be a sequel. It's like there was a sequel. Yeah. That already happened to. They all got smart.

It was great. I hate the, so the celebrities kissing each other's asses. So Tori in there goes literally all of your movies are my favorite. It's just like, okay, you've lost all credibility.

Even dream a little dream, really? License to drive? Okay. If you say so. And I don't know, I don't know what the thinking is to not say, hi, I'm Tori Spelling. I'm joined by Corey Feldman and his girlfriend. Oh, come on, you already knew that. Let's not get nitpicky. What is this? WATP

from 2017? Nick Pit, Nick Picky about the intro. Why are you doing the characters on the show? That was my question. Do you think that they're just like, well, everybody looks down at their phone and they know, they know that this is Tori, and they recognize. We're not stumbling upon this by mistake. I'll tell you that.

She's on one. I heart media, right? How many listeners do you think she has to this show? I'll tell you, the Instagram post from the misspelling podcast, Instagram has 65 likes. Ooh. How many of those do you think she bought Whitney Cummysale? I don't think that's how big likes works. You want a lot more.

We have to pay, you have to pay per like. It was scintillating to hear about the Jack in the Box, Gremlin's Mail. So don't worry, clip two. There's more munchy meal talk. With my Gremlin's munchy, I got an air, like a car air freshener. One side is Gizmo and the other side is Gremlin. Oh, that's so cute. I want one, but I won't eat jack in the box.

So how do I get one? Corey Feldman, I can get one for you. You could. Would you allow me? Do you want one too? You've got connections. Celebrities. No, I'm going to go eat there.

then just save you. We're fans of fast food. That's not really surprising to the, anybody who just saw that video that we showed that there's multiple weight loss drugs that Tori might be a big fan of fast food. And, uh, but she's, she's doing the same thing you were saying, Carl's like, oh, I could help you out, Corey.

He's like, oh, you know somebody's jack in the box? No, I'm just going to buy more food. Yeah. But I'm going after we're done with this call. And can we wrap it up, please? Yeah. So you might ask the question of like, oh, well, why is, why is Tori so crazy? Clip four will explain why.

I have five kids. It's not like we eat it every night, but you know, you have five kids. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Wow. Well, you look great. Amazing. That's a miracle.

It's a miracle that you actually still have all of your hair and, you know, your, you're, your, you're, you're, you're, is that a side of it having children losing all of your hair? I'm not familiar with that one. So it's crazy because, you know, she goes, every single movie you've ever made is my favorite. And he returns the favorite by going, you look great. Yeah. So we all know that it's just it's all bullshit from here out of out. You've never been able to tell that she had five kids.

And, you know, we saw that image that she uses as the thumbnail. That is not all her hair. Spoiler alert. You're smiling and you're happy. You have five children. That's amazing. It's amazing. It's a miracle I have working organs at this point.

They literally take everything out of you. All of your nutrients. They suck you dry. It's a miracle I'm still standing. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. So congratulations on that. That is quite a feat, quite a feat.

Yeah. I mean, isn't that like more important and core than anything you could ever achieve in this business, right? Just like that miracle's life and being able to see them through and all of that kind of stuff. You mean the thing that everyone does? Yeah. It's cool than being a celebrity and being on a TV show. I don't think so. Neither than would have ever wanted to win an Oscar, Carl.

My mom had kids. She's not that spectacular. She's kind of a lady. I do love the way that she talks about motherhood, how they basically take everything from you. And, you know, I'm lucky-dell she's really thankful for them. She's really grateful. You know, maybe don't have five.

I don't know. I stopped it, too. I understood. But so what is her thing? Stop fucking you, Christian. I think the Christian's answer like he did this on purpose. This was family planning, everyone. She said it was too big and it hurt.

Yeah, yeah, that's what they say. Well, obviously there's not enough kids in Hollywood. So in clip five, Tori has a very important question. Do you think you guys all have kids together? Oh, no, no, no. She's only 25, first of all. Very young. I understand this.

No, we're still. at the beginning phase of this. I'm going to do a divorce. Let's, yeah. Way too fast. Yeah. Hi. How are you doing?

Cory, Adrian, we answer that question, please? It's not in my cards right now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not interested. I like the way she put that better. Hold on. Do you believe that she's not interested?

Was that convincing? It's not in my cards right now? She's in that, right? No, because Corey's dealing in a deck of a card. you know, he's shuffling him. Also, Tori needs understand, she's a spelling so she can have five kids. Corey is a struggling musician. You know, he's on the road, just trying to make a few bucks off of these gigs.

He can't afford to have children at this time. I don't know. I mean, he did have the low Serville tour last year or the year before. Loserville. No, no, I heard him explain it on the news. He said the low servile. I know. I have the shirt.

I have the shirt. You can't be an authority on this. one, Christian. I got you. All right. You're absolutely right. So one of the things that's like, there's no way I can have kids. I'm too young. She's 25. That's probably, because that's not the best time.

Yeah. Right. It's probably a good time to start. Just not with Corey Feldman. I think it's really what the underlying thing is here. Yes. And you think I want to have kids with this fucking retard? I like the money.

Yeah. There's no money. One of the things that you want to make sure to accumulate as many as possible as divorces. Corey is on his third. He first mentions that the first two were great, but then in clip seven, Tori asks,

well, how's the third divorce going? And then what happened with the third? Well, you know, sometimes you get blindsided, is what I would say. Sometimes you get blindsided. I would have never known. I was with that woman for 12 years. 12 years.

Oh, 12 years. Three good years. No, he missed the, that's 50 years in Kardashian. Joke. Damn it. Corey, are just leaving these lulls on the table, my friend. I know.

He is a, he's a rookie, but, so. I couldn't figure out either by which wife was at, because he was married to the girl in his band for a while too. One of the angels. The third one was the angel?

I think so, yeah, I think that was the most recent one who's blindsided by. So, yeah, Corey, there was a new documentary that came out recently, and he's got an interesting relationship.

with these ladies. He's a bit of a horn dog. He was his wife going around just trying to fuck other girls together. And he's like, I was blindsided by this. I couldn't believe it. I had this strong commitment to this woman. And all of a sudden, she didn't want me anymore. All of a sudden, she found Nick Rakeda more attractive than me. I didn't understand.

Yeah. How does that happen? Plus, he goes, the third divorce really sucked. Yeah, when you don't have a lot of money, cutting it in half. It can be really brutal. She got half the proceeds of that t-shirt you bought, Carl. Right. It was a $40 t-dollar t-old that's already fallen apart. by the way. You don't wear it every day if it was nice.

So throughout the course of these conversations, they each throw out a lot of ideas for potential projects. And in every case, the other one is very quick to say, I will help you with this. Because they clearly both need work. They want to work together. So Tori has a great idea in Clippy. Oh, my God. You guys need to write a children's book.

No, a really cool. one. Like a really artsy. Sorry. Anyway. You want to help us publish it? Sure. I'm a really good idea person.

Good. Help us make it. So when I think of it, I just say it. Is that what publishing is? The idea part? You don't have to worry about the rest. You come up with the idea and then people find the book. I mean, writing a children's book means you literally don't have any ideas.

Yeah. It's the easiest they fucking do. No, but make a really cool one. Yeah. How about some illustrations? Yeah. Propos of illustrations. And I would think.

AI can probably do that. My clip nine is a really quick one. You know what? That's a good idea. I bet I could make a children's book very easily. I'm going to work on that. I'm going to put out the WATP. I'll start right now. Yeah, yeah.

Good enough before you have the episode. This is a really quick one, clip nine. Sometimes you just say things in an interview to keep the flow going. I can't imagine that what Tori says in clip nine is true. Call me Job Liver. Call me Job Liver. It's fine. Oh, God.

I love chop. liver. Oh, you do? Well, there you go. See, you win some, you lose some. What the, these people don't know how to converse. They're both retarded. Yeah. I love chopped liver. Why did you say that? I don't know. I honestly. Guys, I'm in a real pickle. Oh, sweet or dill? Like, what? No, I'm just, the fuck you're talking about. Fuck you. Oh, literal, Tori. Jokie Jack Mad, remember for one month, says, oh, covering Corey.

Drew Lane, going to be so mad. Carl, how long before we make this a dabble show? Oh, the dabbles will come in eventually. Yeah. Just wait, Jokey Jack, man. So, Tori's been in show business her whole life, or at least until she started doing the show. And I know we've got some musicians there in the studio.

So you might be surprised how very little Tori knows about the music industry in Clip 10. I was just told today because I'm old and I don't know music. Well, don't judge me. I know it's part of your world. what an EP was. I didn't know what it was. Are you serious? Really? EP in my world? I was like an executive producer.

Like what? That's true. I know. I'm sorry. Extended play. So there's an LP which is long play and an extended play which is kind of like a mini album. Now, Tori's excuse for not knowing when an EP is is the wrong excuse. I'm too old. You know what an EP is. Oh, you never heard of G&R lies, the EP that probably everybody owns? I mean, EP's a bit around since the 50s. Yeah.

So the fact that you'd be like, I'm too old to possibly know what an EP is. It's really stupid. But I like when Corey knows something that someone else doesn't know, he's like, oh, I'll teach you about this, you know. He's all over it. Extended play. So we'll wind up the first episode by jumping to clip 14. The topic of the Goonies comes up. Oh, can we please?

Are we going to move away from Dancing with the Stars? we can because it's not that interesting No we cannot Okay I have to cover Dancing with the Stars This is very important to me Because as we know

Corey Filman was announced He's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars And it's a big deal Because Corey's this internet low cow Who's gaining notoriety And in the fact that Limp Biscuit brought him on the tours Because they're like

Look at this guy Everyone's like putting it laughing at them On the internet And so you know My buddy's Jim and them Cover them pretty regularly They do a fantastic job But a lot of people

Have their eyes on Corey Feldman So James with Stars producers are like This guy's hot right now let's get him on the show. And I think they probably wanted to be on for a little while. And he did not last long at all. I think I got out the first of the second episode.

Yeah. In Clip 11, he talks about how it was an imposition to his very busy schedule to try to fit in dancing with the stars, this huge television show. So when I agreed to do that show, I had already had my next three months planned, which was we had my EP slated and scheduled for release, my next single and videos flated and scheduled for release. her single scheduled for release, her EP scheduled for release. And on top of all that, I had to move.

And the move had to happen on September 4th. The show started live September 16th. So all the week leading up to the show's premiere, I'm boxing and packing and moving and running to rehearsal and running back. But wait, it gets better. I'm getting such PTSD. Okay, yes.

Right. Every weekend that, That was supposed to be like extra days to rehearse. I had conventions booked. Okay. So Corey's pretending like this is everyone's fault but his. Yeah, right. This all sounds like Corey's fault.

First off, why is this giant celebrity who is in all these amazing movies, all my favorites? Boxing up his own shit. Why aren't movers doing that? This is a stuttering John length type list of excuses. Right. Also, I'm glad you pointed out, Christian, like this is a network television show. It's watched by millions of people. And Corey's like, why had to go to conventions on the weekends?

I'm citing 8 by 10s. I think your time's better spent fucking learning the dance moves, idiots. It might be more bang for your buck. You can always do another convention. Right. No, so that really got in the way. He didn't appreciate the criticism for how he was doing it. He didn't get criticism.

People were saying that he was slacking and not taking it seriously. Did you not hear how he had to go to conventions, Carl? I did. He was moving. Yeah. A video was coming out. Were you shooting it? No, it was already done.

My album was coming out. Did you have to write and record it? No, no, no, that was all done. I need to sit there and think about it. My girlfriend did the other album. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So don't worry. Clip 12, he explains, he was not phoning it.

These things start coming out in the press thing that I'm like not taking it seriously. And then I'm not doing my part. And I'm like, I am working my balls off. Are you kidding me? Like, I've never worked harder for anything in my life. Everybody on the show was really nice. They're all really nice, right? They're great.

They really are. Okay. I do love the about face there where he's angry and he's like, but everyone was really nice. Also, don't say you worked your balls off. You never worked hard at anything in your life. I want to show you the reason why I made you play those clips. Sure. I wanted to check out our boy, Corey Feldman dancing on Dancing with the Stars.

And I'm going to keep the volume down so we don't get struck or anything. But this is Corey dancing to Baby Got Back. Little Sir Mixalach. So, We'll have to describe this for the audio listeners. He's about to work his balls off. But he's doing the cha-cha. And he's got some other guys there.

This is a guy, by the way, I watch dance. When he opened for Limbiscuit, he's up there, he's dancing. He's got all the Michael Jackson moves and stuff. Look at how bad he is at this. He has no room. He's dancing like Quadfather. I thought that was Guy Fiatty. He wishes.

He doesn't have that hair. Oh, yeah. No, this is good. He does the thing a lot of these celebrities do, not that I watch the show, but he does a lot of these celebrities do, where they like, they step back and watch the real dancer, dance and they're just like, whoa, look at you. Yeah. He did a good job of pointing at her stomach, though. Yeah.

I can't believe that he didn't go all the way on this show. That's where my baby's going to be. Dude, this is as good as I would do. Oh, sorry, Hackamania 3 dance off. Is that what you're suggesting? No. Who would want to watch this? I love that.

But, yeah, nobody else. Yeah, that's true. Oh, wow, he did the Michael Jackson stuff at the end. That is shockingly bad. Even the confetti can't fix that. And I know I think, too, about confetti to fix things. Everyone loves our confetti. Yeah, but, you know, imagine if he weren't so busy.

If he didn't have to move and then do the show two full weeks after he had to move, And if he didn't have conventions to go to, you know, they were probably in California. But, you know, he needed more time is really what it was, Corp. I'm sure he would have been great if you just got those, those reps in. He sucks at dancing, is my point. It's garbage. No more excuses, Corey. You stick at this.

So we jump to clip 14. This is the end of the first episode. The topic of the Goonies comes up. Now, there is going to be a sequel to the Goonies. And Corey actually knows about this one. he offers Corey he's going to try and help her get in the movie but don't worry Corey sorry their names rhyme Tori has a story about her dad getting off the phone with Steven Spielberg you know 40 years ago after he told Steven Spielberg oh my daughter loves the movie uncle Stephen says if they ever make a

goonies too babe they're going to put you in it oh wow well good like do i haven't seen him since my dad passed. Do I remind him of that when he makes me? I'll remind him. I'll remind him that you reminded me and then I'll remind him. But then I'd have to talk to him, which I haven't seen him in like 10 years. But I don't care. I mean, we did, we did the Zoom call reunions, right, which was like two years ago. So I saw him then, but they were, you know, it was over Zoom. But anyway, the rumor is it's supposed to be us. We have not seen a script yet. So we don't know. but I heard they've delivered the first edition and approved it. They're working on a second draft right now.

So we'll see what happens. But if it really happens and we end up doing it, I will definitely put in a good word. Thank you. I love you both. Thank you for doing this. Thank you. Okay. That's a very abrupt ending.

And I don't believe that they went and broke this up into two episodes. I think they thought they were done at that point. Does anybody have any theories as to why they might have been like, we need to actually record more. I do with theory only because I know what happened in the episode two. Yeah. Corey's girlfriend, Adrian, didn't get enough promotion for her projects. So he's just like, hey, wait a second.

It's not about me. It's not about my girlfriend. Yeah. This tended up weird out next to me. All right. Before we get into that, I want to circle back on this clip that we just played. Yes. What's the last time Tori was in anything?

Who would cast her in a movie? Oh, that's a great question. I mean, would she in like after school? specials or something after now two or no i don't know of anything that she's played herself in one of the scream movies oh right and it was like it was a joke yeah it was like you know drew barry more was like oh my god you can make fun of me uh but that was fun of me uh but yeah she had a reality show with her now ex-husband uh so right but i don't think that's what i mean she's not getting cast by steven spilberg that's a ridiculous thing i like the corrie if it goes well i've

talked to stevens philberg a decade's about i can you imagine you're you're one of uh spielberg's assistants. Corey Feldman's on the phone. How long before that call gets returned, if ever? Probably. Probably never. Why is there a good? M.L.P. Do we need a Goonies too? I mean, it's Chris's favorite movie. You'll fuck yourself.

It's one of those movies that people think they liked because they were little kids when they saw it. Yeah. And they remember Baby Ruth? When he was talking about that, I just saw Chris rolling his eyes. Yeah, I hated it when I was 12. But if you were going to make a Goonies 2, you'd have a whole new cast of like children, right? You're not going to have these guys

50 years later as adults. I mean, are they all still alive? I don't even know if they're all still alive. I care. Mama Fratelli is not, right? The one Asian kid just won an Oscar. Yeah, so he's still around. Short round. Don't tell me his name's something else. He's short round. He's a stuttering John could play mama. Yeah, sorry, John should audition for that. He said he's going to move right to

Hollywood. Maybe that's what it's for. We should produce this. This is a good idea. Before we move on to episode two. So obviously, Tori Spelling's dad, Aaron Spelling, is a legend in the business, produced so many television shows, which is why Tori was odd now, 2-1-0. And so Corey remembers when he worked with Tori's father. I worked for your dad as a kid. I don't know.

I know. It was so cute. So he was a really sweet man, at least to me, I don't know what he was like as a dad, but he was really sweet. He was really sweet and loved his actors and actresses so much. Like, yeah. He was very genuine. So anyway, I just wanted to say that, you know, we're like-minded. We have a common ground, a common denominator, which is that we both, you know,

had that experience with your dad. Obviously, he was your dad. But for me, he was just a boss, but he was a very nice boss and a very nice man. And, you know, so we have that. You're not sure he was as a dad. She got cast out of Pretty Girl's show. she was on the show with all the other hot chicks so he was cruel

yeah I worked for two and a half days in 1978 with your dad so I can say he's a great guy right and I did I did like that he really loved his actors and actresses yeah I think he was sending a message right there it might have been a little bit yeah oh god all right so moving on to episode number two

so this is where we got to keep some praise on Adrian who's also an artist Yes, and if you want to show our visual audience, I sent you my number 99 is the single. It's not an EP. It's just a single. And there she is. And you wouldn't be able to play any of this without getting struck. But let's just say if you want to hear Lady Gaga, but I don't know, 20% of the talent, that's what you're going to get.

So, yeah, that's what she sounds like. So Adrian Sky is her name. Yes, correct. They used a font that's very difficult to read. I think it says something like featuring Mike G. Yeah. Mike G's on that song. Cool. And by the way, it's it's sci-fi records,

C-I-F-I, if you want to guess what the C and the F stand for. Oh, my, all right. Sci-fi records has only ever put out Corey Feldman music prior to this. So, yeah. She's got a number of face tattoos. So she's well adjusted, doing well. Yeah.

Looking forward to. She's running to the arms of Corey Feldman. Obviously, no issues. Yep. It should be good. So the first topic they get to in episode two is my clip 15. And this is why I think this is why there's an episode two. Yeah. Where did that voice come from?

I don't know. It was always there. I mean, there was no training involved. It was just something that I did a lot as a kid. It's so interesting. because when I hear, like, it doesn't, like, it's like two different voices, which is so cool. Is that, you know what I'm trying to say? Like, it's your soul voice coming out, which is different than your speaking voice, and I love it.

That's for everyone. Everyone involved. I am starting to think that maybe Tori Spelling shouldn't be interviewing people. Oh, that's not a strong suit for her. I thought she was a terrible. actor, but it turns out she's terrible, lots of things. Let's not try and decide which one she's worse at. I don't think that would be fair, you know?

Where did that voice come from? It sounds like a soul voice. You mean, when I sing? Well, you know how everybody's speaking voice and singing voice is exactly the same. Right. This girl is actually the first time where it's not. It's only Rod Stewart, actually. It's just one guy. You can pull that house.

My, uh, my, uh, 20 jobs from ACD. See how annoying that would be? He's thinking out of him in a bar? Yes. I think I've heard a Jim Brewer bit is exactly what you just said to bring him up again. That makes sense. So she's trying to be more involved in the conversation. Corey's throwing things to her.

And my clip 24 is a perfect example of how well that goes. Dive in, you know, right? Adrian. I mean, that's what you're doing with your life right now, isn't it? Pretty much, diving in? Yeah, I'm driving into a lot of him. Oh, he talks to her like it's his daughter. Like you're a graduate from college now, right?

You're going to get a job, maybe move out, right? You're going to start your big adult life. Loan me some money. Oh, you want me to send you the link Adam Bush? Is that what you want? The best thing about Corey and Adrian is how well they understand each other. My clip 20 really sums that up. You know, looking at her, she has that, you know,

know, that kind of image of like that lonely vampire that you could imagine is sitting up in the castle locked all alone, you know, so I had to go rescue her, of course. Adrian jump in. I'm, uh, you guys make me laugh together. I, I don't really know what to say to that, other than, um, I don't need to be rescued anymore. Bingo. So I guess we did the job effectively. Right. This is Corey's type, by the way, broken runaways.

This is what he looks for. That recent documentary they were covered on Drew Lane show. I was listening to some of the clips from that. And he was talking to one of the angels that left the band. And Corey's describing her as like, yeah, she had nothing going on. She didn't know what she was doing with her life. The angels, she was like, no, I was actually doing fine. I didn't need him.

And all of a sudden, there's all these rules and how I can live my life and what I was allowed to do. and so Corey's got this control thing that he likes to do with these women. Yeah, a lot of their interactions during this interview makes me realize like, oh man, divorce number four is going to be amazing for him. It's going to go really easily.

Earlier I was pointing out that while they do film this, we don't actually get to see it. And we've also noticed this can be a very heavily edited conversation. Clip 22, they have a almost entirely visual conversation that, of course, we can't see any of it. Just learning in the last few years to let music speak to me.

So are you, like, taking any classes or anything? No. Maybe you should. For what? I don't know. Maybe a nice piano class or something. Hmm, interesting. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe it would touch you in a different way. Piano? I don't know. Look, I have this beautiful one right here. Beautiful one right here. Look at it. Oh. Isn't that nice?

That is nice. I don't want to play it, but it's very nice. There's an antique one back there. Can you see the antique one? Oh, I like antique ones. Show me? Oh, yes. I used to have one like that.

I think Corey goes, you should maybe learn how to play piano. No one in Corey's band can play the piano. I've seen them live. There's a keyboard up there. No one knows how to play it. If you tried to recruit her or something, hey, let's take a couple lessons.

You can show my band. Fred Durst will come out and make fun of you during the Saturday's great. In Touch Magazine used to have a page called us. Celebrities are just like us. My clip 23, Tori shows how she's just like all of us who are retarded. I mean, what is the saying? Youth is wasted on the youth?

No, no, no. What is it? Well, let's see. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. How about that one? Funny. Funny stuff. Thanks, dad.

No, you know, our, parents used to always say what did they say like times wasted on the youth no oh man now i'm going to beat myself up i can't remember this girl's gone wild oh my god remember that what did you say i said youth gone wild you've gone wild you're going wild you're Girls are videos. That would be very random.

I'm like, what? No. It was all, like when you're older, you appreciate things. When you're young, it's like they have time,

but they're going so fast, they don't appreciate it. That's the point of it. It's not time is waste on the youth. No. No. We're almost there. Youth is waste on the young.

Thank you. I never heard that one, actually, It would have been funny if he's like, oh, yeah, I knew the whole time. I just wanted to. Yeah, and shame on her producer, whoever actually told her what it was, because that probably could have got on for a couple of months. I love when Corey Feldman thinks he's being funny.

We did the Wayne Grutsky quote there. He's like, uh, is it this one? Like, yeah, funny, funny stuff. Do you want to hear about Tori getting into a fight with, her artificial intelligence, which she has named Mona. Yes. This is so frustrating to me. I hate these idiots.

I don't want to hear about a conversation you have with your friend. You know, fucking John, but I was talking to Ditka yesterday. I was talking to Ah, like, I don't care about that. But then they have a conversation with a robot and report back to us. Like, this is a huge waste of everybody's time. All right. I mean, if she did talk to C3PO, you and I would both be interested. But yes.

I didn't say a droid. I said a robot. I don't know Christian. I have on the show. Jesus Christ. I thought you were cool. No, never make that mistake again. So, uh,

Corey doesn't understand the idea of having a chat GPT friend. This is the most sensible Corey is the whole time because both Tori and Adrian use chat GPT and they talk about it in clip 26. What is this? You guys are doing? I'm so confused right now. I mean, the most that best, I'll go on GPT or whatever, some kind of AI thing and I'll be like

Hey, make a picture of this for me And tell me what it looks like or show me this If I put the- Make a picture of this for me And tell me what it looks like What are you taking stupid pills? This is a concept. What would that be?

You know, things like that. I use it for constructive, creative tools But I've never Or I tell it, hey, write a whole new album for me It sounds like the Beatles That tell me what it sounds like. And then tell me what it sounds like. How many records I'll sell?

I'm just sitting there, hey, how's it going, baby? How are you doing today? Boy, you look on the electronic. I really want to put your money. We pause that for a second, Carl. The reason that's in there is that he was doing, well, now, lookie here, voice. And I don't think that.

That's how you talk to robots, very disrespectful. Well, you know, robots might be three-fifth a person as well. So maybe that has something to do with it. I don't know. But, yeah, we don't know. It's true. So he's kind of making fun of them by going, like, When you have like real conversation with these bots?

What's wrong with you, idiots? And Tori doesn't pick up on that. No. Although she did also ask it whether or not it should close tegrity forms. So that was very useful. You can't drink everyone. I didn't make the South Park reference there. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. So it does not go on the bingo board. Sorry. But let's find out why Tori got so upset at Mona, remembering again, Mona is a robot in AI in clip 27. I say, I just want to confirm Corey Feldman was in Friday the 13th, part three. And she responds to me, no, babe. Corey Feldman was in Friday the 13th, part four, the final chapter, not part three.

And I'm not kidding. I had like this visceral. I plummeted on many levels here. And I was like, what? the fuck did she just call me babe i'm like we're close yo but like i had never told her she could just call me babe that was that was the sticky wicket there yeah was that mona called her babe and uh mona has given her a nickname which is tea right and uh so she demands an apology bitch oh i'm sorry bitch about r yes

Cliff 28. This is insane. This is how you know that Tori has got nothing going on. So I said to her, please do not ever call me, babe. I said, please. And she's like, got it. Thank you for telling me, T, I won't use that again. If she could possibly roll her eyes at me.

That's not an argument. Now we have a plan. That's not an argument. That's a discussion. I know. I'm an actress. I'm dramatic. You're being dramatic about this whole thing.

We're so embarrassed for you, Tori. I did not appreciate their master Thespian back and forth there. It's like, acting! Yeah. Thank you. No, they're not good at it. But Corey, I think, was trying to help Tori save face a little bit.

Like, oh, okay, well, there you go. Cool. See you guys are friends again. Great. What are we talking about? Can I meet your robot, buddy? So, yeah, any of this could have been edited out, but no, this is the good content. And, Carl, your instinct.

to write. There's a very long clip we shouldn't play, but we do need to talk about that he's got a world tour. Corey's got a world tour plan for next year. He doesn't. He hasn't announced it yet, but he did just announce it. Yeah, yeah. And the EPI inspired by the Beatles. It is not Beatles covers, which I was legitimately excited to hear Corey cover Beatles songs. He hasn't done that before. It's not great. No, so this album, I heard one of the tracks. Yeah. Is inspired by the Beatles. It's supposed to sound like Beatles music. It even explains. He's just like, you know, the first few tracks are from early Beatles stuff that's more rockabilly and that it gets into when they're more

orchestral and he talks about the evolution of the Beatles as well as this album that he's putting out and then they're going to go on a world tour and Torrey's just like well you got to obviously bring that to Broadway and Corey says I was thinking of residency

this pompous retard what I saw it over for lip biscuit is that the name of the album when I saw it over for lip biscuit they were the first act on the and it was maybe 12% full in the amphitheater. It is mostly guys like us are going like, we got to watch Corey Feld. We got to get the early watch Corey Feldman's bad.

This is going to be hilarious. I mean, you could do a residency at a House of Blues or, you know, something. You don't have to. Artists can. Yeah. Oh, but you take Corey. By the way, his inspired by the Beatles album, I think if people could imagine if it was Ringo, Pete Best, and Stu Sutcliffe,

and not John and Paul. That's basically what you're going to get. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like AI. I swear to got, I heard the music. I don't think we're in anything to do with it. I think we can end with my last clip, which has just a back and forth, which is just

gross and uncomfortable. And I don't know, could end up in the end of the show one day. I love you. I love you. Thank you for doing this story. We appreciate you. Thank you. And we all got to hang out real soon.

Honestly, I would really like that. Okay. We're going to have a Christmas party. I'm like a house boring, Bernie, and we will invite you. Perfect. Love you, bye. Love you, bye. You know what I think about the way that Corey's acting like he loves Tori?

You're a phony. Hey, this guy's a great big phony. I don't think they're actually besties at all. No, no, I think. But I'm sure that Adrian hates Tori because they seemed way too familiar. And they did a great job on really involving her in the conversation this time, Carl. It's so good that they went back in for a second part. And you can tell she didn't want to talk.

No. Your voice is great. Like, thanks. Yeah. How did your voice get so good? Yeah. You had a couple clips on here, too, where it's just like, what are your favorite songs after your album?

She's like, I don't know. She listed like three songs. The one's pretty good. There's a ballad star, right? There's five songs. She's not even hyped for her own album. They did talk about that in the first episode, too. Like, he talked about how he was producing her album and all that.

Like, I don't understand why you would have to go and circle back. apparently it wasn't enough. Do you think she complained about her? Do you think Corey was like, wait a second. We didn't promote you enough. Well, Corey, he said something about how, for being a brand new artist, she's already got 5,000 views on it and it's blown up on Spotify. And I looked it up and Corey Feldman's only got 11,000 views monthly on Spotify.

So it's like, you know that's like, that's huge numbers. Holy shit. You know that's a bad bar because we have episodes of who are these broadcasters with 5,000 views. So literally anyone can do it. Countdown. I was the guest. on that episode. No, I'm just kidding. It was Lucy type box, but still,

there's a reason why you're getting getting views over there. Yeah, those are the only times. Anyway, so I was glad I went into that. Oh, by the way, if you look at the feed, Tori hasn't actually done her podcast in more than a month. She's got Brian Austin Green filling in, and she did an episode, which wasn't worth clipping,

where she's like, I'm so sick right now where she didn't really sound that sick, but she's like, can't get out of bed. So, oh, maybe it's that Ozzympic thing that we're showing at the beginning. getting it might be yeah she's wasting away to nothing she's just lips now but if she ever starts doing the podcast again i'll i'll circle back and see how she's doing well don't rush walk don't run i'll show to eric zane yeah yeah let easy know what's going out over there uh anything else you picked up on

mlp from uh tory spelling and corey feldman it was you know a train like train wreck has expected listening to those two talk yeah cori he doesn't know how to converse with people normally. He's just been a celebrity his entire life. So he thinks everything he says is fascinating and interesting and funny. And yet he still comes off as the smartest of the three. Not hard. It's pretty fucked up.

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Is that what it is? This is a TV show. You've heard about this, Christian. I've heard about it, but I'm not interested in this show. But yes, I know what it is. It's about gay hockey players. And the fact of their hockey players really is neither here nor there from what I hear. It's really just about that they're gay.

And so Robin Quivers is making fun of this show. And listen to Howard and J.D. Harmeyer, defendant. They're like, whoa, this show is amazing. What are you talking about? I just want to say I'm for good television. That was good television. No, it is not good television.

This is not even a show. Oh, my God. There's no development of other characters. What are you talking about? Take it easy. Well, let me speak. I watched one and a half. That's all I could.

One and a half episodes, that's all I could take. Because what it is is a, you know, they give you a time stamp and then there's a date and then there's another time stamp and then there's a date. You know, so it's meeting up to have sex. And that's not a show. It was

very well done. I'll tell you a couple of... I'm glad the lighting is good but meeting up to have sex and that's all the show is about. No, it's not. You didn't watch the whole show. Yes. I watched one and a half episodes and that's all it was.

They don't even show hockey. and which I'm glad about because I don't care about. But at least that would break up some of that nonsense. For once, Robbins the voice of recent on the show. Never thought I'd see the day. Why are J.D. and Howard defending the show so hard? This is a show for women. Howard's gay.

Oh, that's right. I was going to say, this sounds like the kind of show that Howard would have watched with Ralph. Oh, he's probably remembering Ralph. Which I was popping the berries on his face right now watching this program. And then after that, Howard goes on to talk about how him and Beth were going for a walk and wondering if the actors are actually gay or not. And asking Chat GPT and Chad GPT scolded them for even asking the question. Yeah, but did it call him, babe? Maybe.

They don't get offended by that, though. No, he actually circled back. Did you get the rest of that or no? No, no. So they decided to ask Chat GPT what Howard Stern is if he's straight or gay. And he's like, oh, my God, it exploded. Howard Stern is the straightest man in the U.S. universe.

Oh, so chat TVT's retarded. Yeah. They clearly don't know how to use it. It was so made up. Way to fool the robots. Congratulations, Howard.

All right. Let's shift gears a little bit. My buddy MLP was checking out a show called Giggly Squad. This has 196,000 subscribers on YouTube. And then Hannah Burner, who is one of the co-hosts, has 281,000 subscribers on YouTube.

And this show is put out from both of their channels. So it's hosted by Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Burner. And both of these women are from Bravo's Summerhouse, which is a reality TV show on Bravo, which means, if, Chris, if you've seen this, we have a lot, a long conversation out of us. I have not seen this. Okay.

Okay. So a reality show on Bravo, you can only imagine. And they put out an episode recently that's called Giggling about fainting Dick Pills and Weed Penz with Hannah Burner and Purs. Page DeSorbo, it has 95,000 views. And I'll show you how this episode starts off. Hannah came with a lot of notes because we hung out yesterday. Which was such a mistake.

By the way, hanging with us is not fun because we will bring something up, start laughing, and then one of us goes, hold it. Save it for camera. So then Des is sitting there like, uh. It's also not fun hanging out with us if you're not us. And as you could say, in general. Yeah, in general, it's not. Because Des was around, Joe was around, and they were just, like, not speaking.

And I was like, I'm performing with my friend right now. Also, my thing is like... So these are just always on. Watch out how you're out with these two. It's going to be a laugh riot. I bet they're insufferable. Yeah. This brings me back to bartending.

I hate them. The two women at the bar are just like, we should have a show. Should this be a podcast right now? You're cut off. I hung out with them for half an hour, which was watching this episode at double speed. And I can imagine that no one would want to actually hang out with them. So, yeah, it's all tracks. And Des is actually Hannah's husband.

Oh, no. He's also a comedian. Okay. And they tour together. Oh. And they have a podcast together. Yeah, I know I know Hannah burner. I know we've covered her before or something.

What's the podcast she has with her husband? It's called Burner Phone, where they come. kind of take calls and talk about, yeah. Clever. Well, Mike, you sent me over. This is from Hannah Berner's Instagram. Let's get a sense of her stand-up comedy. Because I mentioned she's a reality TV star,

but she didn't stay on that show very long. She left the show to pursue comedy because she is the talent, obviously. I think this will give us a good sense of what we're looking at here. It's just a fact. Ninety percent of mass shootings, you boys. And the 2% who were women had a very, legitimate reason for what we did.

Did you ever see the woman who chopped her husband's dick off? What did we all think? We all went, what did he do? People want guns? Fine. I just think we need a little more gun safety. And then if I do the girl math, legally, the only people allowed to have guns should be the girls. If I had a gun, I would lose it in my room every five minutes. I'd be like, where the... I was holding it all day. Where did I put my...

Can someone call my gun? Where the fuck? My gun. And then you get your gun and you're with your girls and you're going out and you're like, what purse are you wearing with your gun? This might not be targeted to me. I'm just going to throw that out there. I just sent you a Venmo request for me and Adam Bush to go check out another comedy show.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I forgot to ask. Didn't you guys go see What's Her Nuts? The chick that Suttering John had on his show. Yeah, and Adam tried to find her after to, you know, try and set something up, but she was gone. There were a lot of bad comedians that night. I've taken some notes of people to look for it.

Do you ever what her name is? I can look it up because I have that. It was that the girl who was like an immigrant who came over and already had like an HBO special and John was talking to her. Like he was going to set her up with, you know, all I can help your career and stuff. And the more he's talking to her, the more he's realizing like she already has a stand-up career. She's doing just fine. She's like, I could help you out. Right.

I think it was Luz Pasos, maybe. Yeah. There were multiple female Latino comedians. So, you know, it was a good set. And not funny, huh? Wow. Yeah. Can't imagine.

But don't worry. The guys weren't funny either. So, yeah, it was a great night. We didn't sponsor. WTP did not sponsor that trip. No. In case there's other people coming up with ideas around here about excursions they could go on. No, that was sponsored by the Bedabler Network, actually.

What? That's a show that we went to. All right. So on this show, they started off talking about how they don't read books. And Paige has a joke that cracks them both up. Now, remember, this is Giggly Squad. They call their fans gigglers, right? Yep.

It's a lot of giggling going on, and here's a really good example of that. I saw the first couple of parades. The last time I've legitimately been able to say, yeah, I read the book, was the bridge to Tarabethia in 2007. I never said when I was younger. I was an avid reader, but it's my mom read it to me. Shut the fuck up. Dynamite stuff.

Last time I read a book by my mom read it to me. I didn't see you laugh as hard as maybe I didn't deliver it. Laughing on the inside. Maybe I didn't deliver it correctly. but they giggled a lot that's what really matter that is what matters and I can imagine

that going out to dinner with that would be just as fun as this is that's actually how they got the name for the podcast yeah just that they are annoying they were at dinner with their friends and you guys wouldn't shut the fuck up

you're giggling the whole time we're like we'll call it that oh we'll lean into it like not that's not what we're saying at all like fix it be better we're not trying to give you a new identity we're telling you to stop doing that

get it right so they start talking about Ashley Tisdale and Hillary Duff were part of the celebrity moms club and had a falling out. This is the big goss, celebrity goss that they're talking about. And you just heard all they're not big readers. Apparently, there was an op-ed that was put into some industry rag. And, you know, let's find out what they learned from that article.

Did you read the article? I didn't read. I skimmed up. I skimmed the article. I didn't read the full article, but I read like a thing that, did like a synopsis of it. And it was basically like... So how do you do a show?

This is the first topic that I dive into is this feud. And like, well, did you read the article that was written? No. But I asked she read is... The thing she read is called the headline, Carl. Right, right, yeah. That was about it. That was the synopsis.

Yeah, a lot of these things, they'll give you like the bullet points. They give like three bullet points. Like, yep, I'm good. And everything there is to know about it. Towards the end of the episode, they show Hannah, And she's actually got her phone out. So they had this all figured out ahead of time. Like they had bullet points on their phone about it.

What they don't talk about for the whole episode. Oh, there's prep involved. I noticed that. They don't do a good job with the prop. No. They refer to it. Yeah. They don't actually use it for anything.

It's like, look at us. We have notes, which is actually pretty funny. We'll get there. But first, let's talk about this feud that they're talking about between these two celebs. First of all, no one's talking about the fact that we're talking about a feud, between Ashley Tisdale, Sharpay Evans, and Hillary Duff, Lizzie McGuire. Like, I don't think we're putting enough emphasis on that. Do you know what these people are, Christian?

I know there was a show called Lizzie McGuire. Yeah. And I guess by, you know, default, I'm going to assume that's Hillary Duff. But, no, I didn't know that other name. Yeah, it's basically like a Disney show and then like a high school musical actor or something like that. And like, can you believe they're not friends anymore? Yeah.

Wow. Cool. What are you five? What are we fucking talking about? They said that people aren't talking about it enough, but I would say these two are talking about it too much. Yep. Yep. I got my fill for sure.

This is just a ridiculous clip that I pulled. You, I feel like you were Judge Judy in another life. Yeah, because, yeah. I used to watch Judge Judy all the time with my grandma. I was the same. in the other life. What does that mean? I don't know.

It doesn't mean anything. Like, yep, you got me pegged on that one. All right. Do you guys want to know the secret to being a great reality TV star? Yes, please. I know. Christian, you keep failing miserably at auditioning for amazing race and all the other show, Survivor. I'd love to see Christian on Survivor.

Yeah. No, it would definitely be a fatality. When they have you jump off the boat in the beginning, you're like, oh, I guess. I guess we're not going to see him anymore. Right. I want to see Kristen and Eric Zane paired up in Amazing Race. Amazing race. Yeah. It's actually great idea.

Just be arguing the whole time. But no, this is how you become a reality TV star. Igly Squad is built on having opinions with no knowledge. Actually, people have asked me opinions on, like, how to do reality TV. And I was like, you just have to have a strong opinion, whether you care or not. That's how you're successful. No wonder I hate it. people's strong opinions

that don't actually feel that way about the thing that they have a stronger opinion about it sounds stupid it's like a real waste of time so they get into this conversation about the fact that Hannah is going to Pilates and Hannah was like a professional tennis player

before she was a reality TV star and comedian stand-up who tours with her husband so Hannah's got an interesting background here and so they're talking about this Pilates class and Paige is pretty impressed. Actually, you're right. When I was younger, I did love like a volleyball club for socializing. Yeah. You've been really going to like Pilates classes, though.

And I feel like you have like friends there. Like you know the people, like whatever place you go to, you know people there. She seems upset by it. It's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. So you take regular classes. What do you know the people are in the class? Yeah. See you every week.

See you twice a week. So wait. When you walk in the door, everybody doesn't duck their head down and try and sneak out of the room. Right. I don't understand. What is this? Mike, the guy's on your softball team. You know them?

Occasionally. Yeah. One night a week. I feel like that's kind of how that works. Do you have this unique ability to know the people that you hang out with regularly? Yeah. Yeah. It's a gift.

It's a gift that I have. Isn't that crazy? So then apparently Hannah passed out of her Pilates class. And so she explained she got off the machine because she was feeling woozy. And so she was like messing with her socks. She was pretending that she had a reason to hop off this. And I got to say, Paige has a sense of humor as a reality TV star. So I mess with both my socks.

I've ran out of sock options. I can't think of another sock to mess. And I know the instructor. Not like I'm in a big class. Some finance bro should come out with a line of socks and name it sock options. Like stock options? Anyway, email me later about it. Okay, so you're like, I've fiddled with enough stocks.

I need a game plan here. That was a rough one. Even the giggly squad couldn't giggle that one. Couldn't giggle their way out. No. Sock options? Ah? And yet both Torrey Spelling and Corey Feldman.

and want to invest in sock options. Yes, they're already developing the app, unfortunately. So this is an example of Hannah cracking herself up, talking about when she did faint in the bathroom. Laying down on a cold stranger's bathroom floor. Nothing like it. I mean, I was at peace for the first time in my life, someone would say my whole life weren't flashing behind me

and saw me as a child playing with butterflies. Now imagine. She was really cracking herself up. are. That was so funny. Of course, it was cracking her up. These people,

people watch this show. It's in the top ten of comedies. Is it really? Yeah. I hear them talk about how they get recognized all the time by gigglies who are out there in the world and whenever she goes in the public bathroom to shit,

there's always a giggly in there that she meets. Really? People are enjoying this? Are we not giggling enough on this show? Is that the problem? I'm not getting that feedback, but is that the problem is? I hear people hate my laugh.

They want to stop laugh. There's too much laughing, but maybe there's not enough. I'm just basing on the fact that these people have a lot more subs than we do. So, Mike, as you mentioned, they actually take notes and prep for this show. And it's very exciting because after talking about shooting in public bathrooms for a while, Paige decides so like, let's go to the prep and see what we have going on. Wait, I was just looking at our notes and sometimes like Grace will write notes too. like, oh, this was like funny.

I saw it. Like, you guys should talk about it. But she wrote a note and I'm like, I'm like worried. I was writing in Grace's notes. Oh, because I was like, this is so not grace. She wrote, when people miscreate you, it's because they think you're better than them. And they want to bring you down to their level.

No matter how much status or power they have, they are insecure. I wrote that. And I was like, you're garbage. Human garbage. So they have prop, but they're confused by it, which is actually counterproductive. Yes, you know what I mean? By the way, I was reading our notes for the show. What the fuck does any of this mean?

This is just gobbling luck, right? Did I write that? Did you write that? Yeah, who wrote this? I don't, Ms. Grace may be a producer or something they share that's with. Yeah. She was in a, I tried to watch a video where they, like, worked at a Dunkin' Donuts. It was 20 minutes.

And you noticed, Carl, I didn't send you any clips from it. Thank you. Grace, Grace was in that video. And yeah, it was a, it couldn't have been less boring. Okay, so these, these notes lead to a giant cope. Check this out. Then, you know, when you're treated bad by like a boss or someone who's like considered, you know, higher status or cooler, like in high school, someone who thinks they're cool as mean to you. And you actually realize it's because they see something in you that you don't see in yourself and they're insecure and they want to bring you down.

And that's honestly the biggest compliment ever. and now that I think every time I felt someone was mean to me, I'm like, that was a compliment. Yeah, it is. It really is. No, sometimes you just suck at your job. Your boss lets you know that. It's always a compliment when someone's being mean to you, you, you idiot. That's a nice spin, though.

Isn't that a nice comp right there? Everyone always tells me I'm a dip shit, but it's just because they're jealous of me and see them so much better than them. It did kind of seem like some M-Holt math, really. Right, yeah. Oh, those guys are getting more views than me. That's because they're playing my show. show on their show. That's why I think it's so much more views than me because of me.

So yeah, that was that was some fun cope. And then that led to Paige reading a quote. I saw a quote that was like, I don't think I'm better than you. You think I'm better than you. And that's why you hate everything I do. And I was like, oh my God, yes. Oh, my God.

This is how dumb people communicate. I saw an Instagram post that said, like this thing? Wow. No wonder you're on Instagram for 12 hours a day. Killer stuff. They're actually on TikTok all day long. I shouldn't have said Instagram. We'll get to that in just a moment. But first, we got to get back to the notes. We get a little bit of confusion here, but then a very deep thought. Exactly. And our last mental health moment of the day, which Grace actually did write, Chelsea Handler. Oh, no, I had another one I had it. Why are you writing under Grace? Like,

as, well, Grace wrote something kind of inspirational and then I wanted to keep it all together. Look, don't,

don't worry about my methods. The message to my madness. Um, this is a real mic drop. Okay. How can it be unrealistic if other people have it?

I've reposed that on TikTok. Oh, well, why are we wasting our time you already put it on TikTok? How can it be real, unrealistic if other people have it? This is reminds you of like Brendan Schaubb

talking about how he could have been a rocket scientist. That was, yeah, football, but if I just put it He just put in as much time as he put in for football. He would have been a rocket scientist. I agree with Schaubman.

He's not impressed with that at all. Wow, what a deep thought these two have. Well, you know, that deep thinker, Chelsea Handler, she's probably full of great ideas. Well, you'll notice she started with Chelsea Handler and then realize, oh, no, that's not what this is. This is something different. The notes together are very confusing for them.

They have a hard time with it. But then they do get into Chelsea Handler and word into a non-sequitur. Okay, sorry. Kelsey said. We neglect to reflect about how far we've come. Don't forget your younger self is always with you. So that's just a cute moment. Also, I think the world isn't giving enough credit to now only women host award shows.

What? Oh. The world isn't giving enough credit to now only women host award shows. Conan O'Brien's hosting the Oscars in like two months. Oh, shit. So he's transitioned to them. We lost another one, guys. Fuck.

He does look like... Tekegold. God damn it. Did you clip the award show stuff that they talked about? Probably not. What do they talk about? So they start talking about how Amy Poehler was amazing. And they'll go down the line.

It was right after Nicky Glazer. Yeah, they're all excited for her on the Golden Globes. And then Hannah talks about how Conan hosted the Oscars last year. Yep. And Page is like, wait, what? She had no idea. Right. Page's like, it's only host by women now.

Yeah. Because the only women can pull this off. They have the empathy for it. And then her argument was ruined immediately. Just like Christian was just like, yeah, yeah, it's Colorado Bryant. I'm not going to Google it, but I think Whoopi Goldberg's the only female host, the Oscars has ever had. And, you know, does she count? That's a question for other people to answer.

Didn't they have Amy Poehler and Tina Fey team up for the Oscar for the Academy Awards? Oh, yeah. I don't watch these shows. Nice try. I thought I knew something for a second there. It was a way off. All right. So they get into, because now they're off on award shows,

because I'm thinking about podcasts. And, of course, Dax Shepard was up for the podcast of the year for the Golden Globes. And Dax just had a share on the show, big celebrity along with his wife, Kristen Bell. And they're excited about it. Have you seen the share interview? And now she comes out of nowhere. And now we've said it. And just lays down the law.

I'm obsessed with her. Okay. So they're like, wow, this share interview on Dax's show is fucking crazy. And then it turns out they've seen one clip. Because they start talking about this one clip they saw. But you would think that they watched it two or three times in a row. She just said she's obsessed with her. Oh, you would think that there was like the craziest thing they've ever seen.

So they discussed this clip. Like, if you haven't seen this clip, you've got to see this clip. I found the clip. Let me play that for you first. And then we'll get their analysis on. I can't wait. I'm sure it's great. Yeah.

You might be disappointed. Who would you like to see Kristen with? If you got to pick from every available bachelor. Oh, they don't even have to be available. They can be some taken ones if you want. Who would be your dream? Texas is looking rough these days. Holy shit.

What's going on? Oof. If you want. Who would be your dream partner for her? I know you think she could be better. And I don't disagree. Who would be your pick? I don't know.

Brad Pitt, maybe. Self-deprecating right now. I just want to know who she thinks your dream catch would be. There's some people I have that I think are good. You've never thought about that. No. She just not sold yet on me. She's not sold yet.

Well, you don't have the relationship. I don't have the talent of either of you guys. So, I mean, that part is. No, but the truth is, I trust her. So you must have something that I don't see. Yeah, there you go. You're calling that clip, by the way. That's incredible.

Who would you? That was the clip that they're all excited about. They're like, wow, this is my new world now. Is Cher on Dax Shepard show. Share is the most interesting one of the three of them in that clip. I will give them that much. But nothing was said. Nope.

There is nothing going on right there. So this is them talking about how amazing that was. On Dax Shepard's podcast, which people love, he does have a great. great podcast. He just has like good interesting guests and stuff. And so Kristen Bell was on and Cher was on and they were talking about like how what a good relationship they have because they did like the movie burlesque. And then Dax asked Cher who would be your dream guy for Kristen. Like who do you think would be better suited with her? Which is him basically saying I know that you think I'm not good enough for her. And he did say he was like, I know you think she could do better, which I don't

disagree with, but who in your head would you like think? And Cher was like, I have no idea. Like I have not thought of a specific person. But then she goes, I trust Kristen so much that if she loves you, there must be something about you that I'm not seeing, which is incredible. That clip was such a nothing, which is why I found it to play it for you. Because e-news made that a thing. It wasn't like Dax Shepherd or Christopher, like, wow, watch this thing that Cher said on our show. It wasn't interesting at all.

Who gives a fuck what Shire says? Who cares? What does that do with anything? Basically, it was just, Dak Shepard saying, like, my life's too hot for me, right? And everyone going, well, yeah. Yeah. I think that's a consensus.

I think we're all on board with that, for sure. And we all saw you play that clip before we looked at them. And I'm pretty sure. I don't know what Grace does, but she probably could have pulled that clip, and then they could have just watched it, right? They could have. That's a crazy idea, yeah.

But the fact that they're being told what's interesting to them by E-News tells me everything I need to know, like, this is a waste of everyone's time. Yeah. Wow, that's sharing of you. They both like had that pause, like, oh, right. Yeah. So now we have to act like we're losing our minds over it. Right.

Is that the Chelsea Handler connection, too, because she was on E back in the day? Yeah, I guess. Because there were some non-sequiters that were going on where they were having separate conversations from each other. I'm like, well, you don't have to do a podcast with the other person. If you're just going to do your own thing, it doesn't really seem to matter. But, yeah, let's talk more about Dax Shepard's podcast. Of all the men that have podcasts, I do enjoy, like, I've listened to his.

I do enjoy his the most of, sometimes it's like too guyish, and I'm almost like, I don't even understand that reference. I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Jack Shepard's podcast is garbage. And it is for women. That has been confirmed just now. I always knew it. But that is now confirmed.

This is a show that's not for me. I don't think it's that popular anymore. Well, it didn't win a golden globe, did it? No, it did not. But Amy Poehler is a beast now. I do you beat that. That's true. All right.

I don't think that this is healthy for people. And I think that these two women, like a lot of women their age, they're in their like early to mid-30. So they spend a lot of time on TikTok. And this seems to be a common theme when we watch these podcasts. They're just like, oh my gosh, on TikTok the other day. Oh, my God, on TikTok. And I was watching on TikTok.

It's like, oh, that's a horrible way to start a sentence. I know we're not going to learn anything. This is going to go nowhere. And that's how this starts off. So a couple weeks ago there was, you know, when randomly on TikTok, everyone was getting videos that, like, they were like, I saw this last week or like I saw this last month. or whatever. That happens all the time.

I was going through that and there was a TikTok that I had seen before and I must have seen it in like the middle of the night because I didn't comment on it and I wanted to. This girl made this TikTok and she was like, she's like very obvious that Paige loves Hannah so much more than Hannah loves Paige. And she wasn't even being like mean in it. And she was like, this is why I think this. Like I just don't think.

And she goes like all these explanations. Wait, what did she say? I want to know. Maybe just leave that one alone. People are talking about you on TikTok and your interpersonal relationship with your co-host. Might not want to bring that to the forefront. Don't encourage that behavior. They're so excited about it, though.

She's 33, by the way. Yeah. That's got to be. The other one's 34. Yeah. That's got to be bad for you. Yeah. Right?

To watch TikToks where people are trying to figure out what your relationship is with someone else and then you like comment on it and like it and watch it multiple times it's probably not normal well she's mentioning you know like oh remember when you were seeing all these old tic talks that you watch and she wasn't like oh really that was happening she's like yeah of course we all know that that was happening that that's what struck me in the beginning they're just like remember what this thing's oh yeah of course all the time what i'm only on tictock to follow one account it's called the shoe fits and i keep waiting i know dan alexander it's disappointing but yeah she's also just like i couldn't believe i didn't comment on it the first time you couldn't

it's tic-tok don't have to comment on shit just move like and make sure you bring it on your podcast so she's up all night just looking at tic talks about herself yeah that's what i'm saying i'll be this is not healthy behavior this is not going to end well for these two christian you pulled a couple times stamps is there anything i didn't cover that you want to the last one i have uh is you had the other ones but this one, they have sort of some breaking news about men going to the bathroom. And I don't think that this is the first time that women have noticed. This has been a secret amongst all the guys up until right now. Why are we letting the cat out of the bag here? Well, because I think that they have a great take on it. They got us. All right. We got got. Yeah. Some men are fast with it, but there is an

epidemic out there when men take poops. They make it. A ritual. A ritual. They make it like main character energy. They take a whole business day. They put it like on their calendar. You like can't contact them during it. And they also, um, they do this thing where they like slip away.

Like, you know, like they're like, I'll be right back. Like they and you're like, okay. And then four hours go by. And you're like, wait, what happened in there? And I feel like mothers probably deal with this where like you have kids running around and your husband disappears because he has to poop, which I'm going to be honest. I can't tell you the last time I took a regular A healthy stool

How nice must it be? It's so fucking easy being a man Like they're regulated Their hormones are never going crazy But this is the thing they're not like in my head It's like oh they're taking like these huge mass of poops that take forever I don't look They're on their phone

They're just getting away from Oh yeah Oh they think we're just on our phone That shirking off Few! Okay Crisis averted everyone. Also, I would... They don't know about my chess books.

I also figure they're both in households where men are excited to maybe get away from them for... I actually bring my laptop, a second monitor. Power brick. Emergency toilet stream.

That's actually a good idea. That's what I did during Pilates. Men do it all the time. I even think like at work, like, First of all, they're getting paid more anyway. And then they're spending two hours in the bathroom at work. Oh. Which I do commend to anyone that can go to the bathroom in a public place.

Whoa, no, no, no. You're triggering car. No, no, no. Stop shitting at work, people. Calm down. Before you leave, we're not paying any of shit at the office. I'm so glad you clipped that. I knew that would get them going.

What the fuck is wrong with these men? But you also spend two hours in the bathroom at work so that you don't have to screen. calls for the radio show your work. Yes. That is correct. Oh, yeah. I have one more clip out here. Hannah had an epiphany on the show.

And I want to give Hannah some credit for this. Also, I had an epiphany the other day that sometimes, sometimes I'm annoying. But only sometimes. Hey, listen, baby steps, all right? I'm very excited that she's figured that out. That's fantastic. So that's Giggly. Any other notes you had on that MLP?

The only other thing is they tour together. They did 70 shows last year. 70 live shows with Giggly Squad? And like two at Radio City. Do they post those on the internet? Are those regular episodes? Or it's just for the live audience? I didn't look into that.

They also do like this other thing every once in a while and it's like 15, 20 minutes where people call in or email them with like problems and they help them. Oh no. They're like to show people too. Who isn't? Dude, that's the laziest form. They're quick hits, though, so it's not too much torture. Interesting.

Well, they have one date for 2026 at the Wiltern in Los Angeles on May 7th. No, I'm not funding this. Let me see what the prices are before I ask. Okay, fine. You might be the only dude there. Oh, all right. You want to meet someone else with it? Well, I'm going to be in the bathroom the whole show.

That's a good idea. All right, we have an old friend who made a recent return to the internet. Very exciting because we were going to cover this on Wednesday, and I just dropped the ball. I just forgot. But thankfully, my buddy Christian Blatt is here this week, sent this to me. And I agree, this is big news in our world and something that we should be addressing and excited about. Hey, what's going on you guys? And how you doing, uh, scorches here.

And I've been telling you for the past few weeks, how I've really. really, really miss entertaining you on a daily basis. So Scorch is great. Scorges fantastic because Scorch didn't choose to retire. The business decided that he's retired. And he keeps like talking about his comeback, which is funny. Also, good, good job pausing him mid-stroke, by the way. Yeah, right.

He kind of looks like Lou O'Bano from back in the day. Yeah, just needs a rubber bands. he doesn't use a filter and really needs one. Yeah. And is in full HD? It probably shouldn't be. Like, do you can also? You could also notice that his camera's reversed.

Yeah. You know, when you start, it's always reversed. The scorch has written backwards on his shirt. Yeah, I noticed that. But that's what he's comfortable with. He's looking to do a little bit. Yeah, that's all right. I guess so.

But, yeah, Suthering John on his show last night, someone paid him $100 to turn his filter off. Yeah. Oh. It's not great. He should be 8-bit Splots Or at least

At least my attempt at entertaining you On the daily basis So I am working on something Really big Whoa Teeth He's never mentioned that before I've never heard scorch teas

And something really big is coming So Bigger than the dive bar locator I can only imagine What this is gonna be Bigger than your former co-host What was that? Megan. Megan. Mega.

I just call her silly buddy. Shea plus. Mega. Then I'm going to start to tell you about probably next week. He's going to start to tell us about his new thing. Probably my new big thing is. He did start. Figured, hey, you know what? Why not go old school scorches PMGTV?

And let's do a daily dose of weird news. Yes. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. Fuck yeah. If this one state, we can consistently count on for weird news. Yes, it's the state of Florida. So, of course, we start today with something from Englewood.

Florida. Now, I think I'm just going to let this play. Because this fucking story, remember, this is weird news. This story stocks. And it takes him so long to explain this. Take it away, Scorch. Dude's name is Isaac Hurley. Isaac got popped doing a live stream on TikTok at a Walmart in Englewood, Florida. A lot of people called 9.000. said hey there's this dude live streaming now from the dogbed section at the Walmart in Englewood no big deal right you would think i guess it turns into a big deal when it's after hours and the walmart's been closed for an hour and change and you're now breaking and enter

so the police got to the Walmart they found them just where the people said he was in the dogbed section he was doing a live stream on tic-tok when the cops asked him what he was doing this is a sad state of affairs about the way things are going today he said you know what i could have done a video or a live stream from from uh from uh walmart but that wouldn't have done anything doing a live stream from a walmart that's after hours while the store is closed and i'm breaking the law that makes me money that gets me thousands upon thousands of views believe it or not he went to court they busted him stealing a $16 phone charger he got away with that got away with the TikTok video the only thing he has to do is he has to not go into that Walmart for the next year

Now, once again, I'm not saying, hey, you should probably go do that. You're not getting in trouble because you probably will, but this guy really didn't. Oh, and by the way, I looked it up. How many views did the guy get from doing the live stream from a shutdown Walmart? 47. So Scorch is going to do this next week. Holy shit. That's weird news.

Wow. Can you imagine such a thing? this was giving me PTSD because it reminded me of Vinnie telling stories on the creep up before I had a conversation with them moving along Vinnie holy shit how many times he explained it was after hours he's in the pet bed section it's like yeah yeah we got it we got it the next one will be better I'm sure I get more views than that and I'm me

that's funny that's a good that's a good punchline and that is true we've got uh 283 reviews on this. Congratulations, Scorch. Keep it going. Next up, we're going to go to a beautiful part of the country, Prior Lake, Minnesota. A 48-year-old gal was involved in a traffic stop. So far, no big deal. What does he add shit like that? There's a traffic stop. I know what you're thinking. Who cares? It's just a traffic stop. No, I assume there's other things going on, Scor. Don't change the channel yet. Yeah, yeah.

This has been my TED talk. When the cops asked the lady if she had been drinking, the lady was honest. She said, yes, officer, I'm going to be honest. I have been drinking. Then she said, a lot. Lady, you could have been honest and just left that I had been drinking. But no, you had to add a lot. I think it was that a lot that made the cop.

have her pull go out of the car. Is he an attorney now? Holy shit, scourge. She's giving some good advice here. That's so weird. The woman that she'd been drinking a lot. You shouldn't say a lot. You just say you've been drinking.

So weird news. Just pull out your trifold. Yeah. This is a woman who could use more WTS in her life. A lot that made the cop to have her pull go out of the car. I was going to say they pulled her out of the car. But I don't want to get anybody thinking they yanked her out of the car.

It's not like he said pogo out of the car. Just hop over here. You know, Scorch, you're editing this. You could definitely like just retake that. Get it right. She willingly got out of the car and did a breathalyzer test, a field sobriety test. But here's where it gets interesting. Okay.

As the lady was leaving the car, they found a satchel, just like a novelty bag, a satchel. And on the front of the novelty bag, it said this bag does not contain, and then in big letters, my drugs. He's even got AI helping him out, in case we

couldn't picture what that might look like. In case we don't all have that bag. Of course, the cop had to look in the bag, and what does he see? Two pot brownies, and four

14 individual psychedelic mushrooms. I mean... Who talks about... You take forever to say nothing. Who talks about mushrooms as individual mushrooms? 14. How do they know their pop brownies? Yeah, exactly.

I know. It's so dumb. These are not real drugs, but look at Scourge. He's freaking out about it. Whoa, this is a fucking party. Who could afford that? Holy shit. Think about it.

The lady was obviously going to have a great... time, a little bit of alcohol, some shrooms. She got some pop brownies. She was up for a great night. You don't have to do them all at once. Thanks for the recap. Yeah. We just heard that. Yeah, we just heard what she was up to. Boy, this is the day he dreamed of having with Megan, his old co-

comics. All of these things is what he wanted. Fuck, yeah. God, I miss her. We put a little bit of a damper on it. However, here's the part I don't get, where I'm from, in Boston, I would have been, I mean, I would have been effed if this happened to me. Yeah, because when you lived in Boston, it was 42 years ago. That's what's he talking about. In Prior Lake, Minnesota, she got four misdemeanor counts for drugs and one misdemeanor

drunk driving charge. If there is a moral of the story, I suppose if you are heavy. duty partier and you do things like this, maybe even worse, you may want to think about moving to Prior Lake, Minnesota. Maybe even worse. Talking to you, Cokeheads. Wow. So a woman got pulled over, had been drinking, had some drugs on her, and got misdemeanor charges.

Come our honest, some good range stories that are very strange. Weird news. That is so weird, Scorge. Wow. How do you find these articles? I missed him, man, but he's terrible. He sucks! He is terrible at everything.

I love it. Of course, my buddy Christian, I got to throw him under the bus real quick. Christian found some time says for me, and he's like, here's the one story that actually is interesting. I'm like, do you understand what the format of WATP is Christian? The one story that was interesting, we actually covered on the creep-off this week about the woman at the massage parlor who shit at cops who were trying to come in. I think what I meant is that it's the shortest one. So that's actually what it was, was that it's like, I didn't realize that. No, no, no, let's play all six minutes.

And you were right, though. If you want to see Scorch being entertaining, Carol, here it is. No. Definitely not. Okay, those clips don't exist. There are no clips of Squintech was entertaining. I was exaggerating. Except for when the band was playing and he said, these guys really suck.

That's actually a pretty great clip. What got Chris? That was my favorite. That was fantastic. All right. So Scorch is back. That's exciting. He's got a big announcement for us. And here's a guy who hasn't gone away in a long time.

I mentioned Scorch does not look great without a filter. He's definitely aging, elderly man. Suttering John started his show off recently without his filter on. Totally dropped the ball on the green screen and everything else. And look at the transformation. People always want to see, like, can you turn off your filter? you know, what does that look like when you toggle back and forth? Well, here it is.

Oh, my God. My green screen. For goodness sakes. Now, watch this. All of a sudden, well, smooth right out. Smooth right out. You see that difference between that and that? Before he turns it on, he looks like the Hank, the angry, angry,

drunken dwarf on his shirt. I love the face that he makes. like he's even shocked to see what he looks like. Oh my God. Whoa, fuck. That face right there. Subs it up perfectly. He's always going to be hideous, but just imagine, I don't know, shaving.

We go a long way, but you know what? He doesn't want to listen. Oh, what next? He's got to take a shower or two, Christian? What do you want for this guy? Don't get crazy. Don't get crazy. Yeah, you're asking for a lot.

Yeah, so as I mentioned, some idiot last night paid John $100 to turn his filter. off and get rid of his green screen. So he gave him my 50 bucks. And then John did it. And they gave him another 50 bucks. It's like, yeah, we've seen John on cameo. We've seen John in the other, but we know he looks like shit. Yeah.

You don't have to do that. Plus, it's still not HD. So I would, that's not money well spent, in my opinion. But John's been making some good money lately. People are, uh, messaging him to insult him. And, uh, there's a lot of talk about shitgate. Oh boy. John has had to address shitgate since we exposed right here on WAT.

that John shit his pants during the show. It looks like the face right there. What just happened? And so this is John acknowledging that right out of the gate on his show last night. Like this Julie Stiles. All right. Now, this is an idiot. This is a certifiable idiot.

Now, you might ask why I say that. And the reason why she's such an idiot. It's because she's right. It's because just do it comes up with a ridiculous theory. It's funny. My phone went off when I said theory. That is funny. Not theory.

And now he's got the list. But anyway, because when some idiot sent me a delivery. I didn't want to give that idiot the you know satisfaction of seeing me get up so instead

I said I was just taking a shit and then just do it decides to come up with this ridiculous premise that I shat my pants This guy, I love when he covers up for himself by saying, I was lying. The guy who's not a liar that we should take at face value, and everyone else is lying in the Dablerverse.

John goes, I know. When I said I took a big shit, I was lying. He got up for a delivery. He was gone for over four and a half minutes. It's a wide delivery. We're actually cooking your pizza right now, sir. All right, I'll wait. It's fine.

I'll wait. You know, usually his deliveries are beers that he immediately begins drinking. And I've seen that clip. He doesn't come with anything that would have been delivered. He didn't bring anything any. He went right back to singing and then, well, actually, why not show it to you? Let's watch this again. Let's see what John's talking about.

This is from, who are these podcasts from this past Wednesday night? Can you ask Lady Kay, who knows what just to do it? What? What happened? John, you're with us? What's going on? I know. Oh, he meeting himself

And now he's leaving. Oh, no. He's in the middle of his song. All right. So that was, John, just realized he looked over to the left a little bit. He's like, uh-oh. Have you seen the video yet, Mike? No.

He cuts up he's got his hand out of his pants as he's locking out. We just want to run down the leg. I hope that wasn't too obvious. Turned out his brown screen. Whenever there's someone at the door, I always go, and hold my ass as I walk towards the door. It doesn't even make sense. This is more of our analysis when we were watching this back.

Yeah, let's look at the... Yeah. Let's do it. He's like, no, not again. Not again. Oh, no. He's thinking about the cleaning. He's thinking about the pill.

All right. Who put the shit in my pants? How fun? Yeah. All right. So that's, uh, a guy, us realizing the John shit his pants.

And, uh, this is John admitting at the time. The reason why he got up and left mid-song was to take a shit. Now, we just heard that always changed his story to we got a delivery and didn't want to give the person the satisfaction. But, uh,

I believe the first story more. Uh, sorry about the break. I had to take a nasty shit. Oh, man. Fucking nasty. Nasty one.

God, you should have seen what I did in that bathroom. I painted the toilet brown. You painted your pants brown first. What's great about this is that I think that was the cover-up where John's going, I got someone shit in the toilet. It was all in the toilet, though. You guys should see the shit that was in the... I'm a big boy.

The toilet. Yeah, all the poop ended up where it's supposed to go. I swear to God. Most of it. Yeah, I'm not buying that at all. So John's very upset that we've exposed this. And so the chatters, oh, the chat last night was fantastic. We'll talk about that.

But John has to explain that you can't believe us. Whoever the keyboard warrior is, fucking starving in their mom's basement or eating, again, pasta or spaghettios. maybe chef boyard D mini ravioli is who I love those anyway who are almost as good as hungry man he's trying to make fun of

the person who believes that he shit his pants and he's just like oh maybe pizza rolls that'd actually be hit the spot right now he's writing his grocery list live an idiot well believe just do it

because just do it told her to believe that. Oh, we also showed evidence. Yeah. We backed it up. Walked through it a few times in slow motion. It wasn't just because I was just like, hey, guys, here's a fun theory. John shits himself.

Run with it. Go. Yeah, go. Also, I'm not a proven liar. John goes, oh, you guys are going to believe just to do it? Yeah, I'm not the one who came on the show the next day, but I was lying to you guys about the thing that I said. It's totally different than that now.

So listen to this defense. This might be, of course, John doesn't care if you think he should his pants or not, but I think he does because he comes up with the dumbest reason why it can't be true. And really, I don't give a shit. If you think that I actually sharded my pants. That's where it goes. During myself, then what am I wearing underwear on the way? What? I'm not wearing underwear right now.

if I was so suffering from incontinence why would I not wear underwear because you have diapers I was going to say would that be the logical and you suffer from incompetence

also nobody said you shit your underwear he said you shit your pants that's true yeah but how funny is that he just goes oh yeah if I'm shitting my pants all the time How come I'm not wearing any underpants right now? And it reminded me of another brilliant argument

that I've seen not too long ago. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kishik. But Chewbacca lives on a planet Andor. Now think about that. That does not make sense. Damn it. He's using the Tupacca defense.

Why would a wookie, an eight-foot-tall wookie, want to live on Indoor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewarks? That does not make sense. Yep, John got us with the underpants excuse. Not wearing underwear? Fuck, I didn't think of that. He does this all the time.

He's retarded. The OCD thing. Then why do I do this or that? I have an example of him touting his OCT coming up. But right. Just like, because you're a liar. Why would I lie about this? Because it helps you.

What do you mean? You lie about everything all the time. You think it helped you. Tons of reasons to lie. Oh, speaking of which, John goes off on Vince the lawyer in this episode from last night because the night before Vince exposed all these lawsuits that John was involved in that broke down that John owes money to all these different people like some guy loaned him $20,000 and it was like you ever pay that guy back and I'm like ah no six thousand

dollars from another person like why why did uh why did you take six thousand dollars from that guy he's like oh because he offered it to me that's how that works I'm always going around and being like who needs a cool cool uh cool six G right now anyone Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm offering it, so here you go. So John goes off on Vince for a while and tries to find all the lawsuits that Vince has been involved in, which goes nowhere.

It's a waste of everyone's time. So then he gets back to addressing the chatters who are talking about the fact that he should himself. But because just do it decides to get the sheep like Julius Stiles to believe in something so fucking silly. And you believe him.

Hookline and sinker. Because Julia, you're an idiot. So are you, Buck, and all of the other ones. You are ridiculously stupid. This is a very good strategy. John's part to go after the chatters individually. Yeah. And nobody else better say I'm shitting my pants in this chat right now. I better not be seeing that because I'm going to call you dumb too.

So this is fun. Which one do you think is more likely that he thinks he's talking to the real Julia Stiles or that he actually knows who actress Julia Stiles is at all? I don't think he's even connecting those dots. Yeah, I don't think he did at all. Because at one point he goes, you know, she or he, we don't know. insane. I'm shitting my pants.

It's like, yeah, John, no one is who they are. So on Rumble, Liquid Cryptid is a channel that rebroadcast all of John's shows, but not just rebroadcast them with the chat that you can see live, which is exciting. So this is just a portion of the show from last night and what people were chatting, John, during it. Without any clips of me. So as you can see. everyone's putting in the shit emoji and pants

it's just shit pants can we just go back to the L Julius style is what you should be focusing them but no they dangled things in front of your face and you decided to go

with a bullshit narrative because you are a fucking idiot skull Yeah, you're winning, John. I was loving this last. I was just watching us everyone was just putting a shit pants into his chat. And John is not happy about that.

So he then starts talking about Shulie. Shulie must be broke because Shulay went on and did a morning show, even though he did a morning show, the BS show for a very long time. But he did a morning show again, which proves that he has no money, whatever that means. And then let's get back to me, though. And then we go to just do it. Good old just do it. Good old just do it.

Good old just do it. Oh, yeah. You got to have those notes. Hmm. I can't say it's cold water. Reverse cold. Skull. So this is John pretending he has OCD.

Hashtag no CD. because again, he said Skull, drink the water, then he had to, like, make the faces, like, see? This is what my OCD makes me do. We've never seen this before. It's all made up. It's all brand new. Dude, where's this OCD every time somebody shows up with free beer?

He's not hopscatching to the door. Right. And people ask them, like, Judd, how many steps does it take to get to your refrigerator from here right now? If you were asking of that in Super Chats and something like that, it's like, you're not counting your steps. We watch you walk in with your beers and plumped out of the chair. He's so full of shit.

I think reverse skull is what he did in the trash can that night when he was talking to Ashley. I think we all saw him really now. Reverse school. Reverse skull. All right. So what happens on the show last night, John has a huge gotcha for me. And listen, I don't know if I'm going to recover from this one. We might stop talking about John after this episode.

I mean, it is what it is. You know, I got to take the owls and move on, probably. I wave the white flag because there's big news about my house in Cape Coral, the one that's about a mile away from John's house. And I happen to make a small videotape. I made a small videotape. Does it work in the VCR? We're the stupid ones. Yeah, we're the downwise.

I got. I put it right on the tape. gas station that they're building on just do it's block school take your time John I'm sure you'll find that small videotape

he just blacked out it's in your small head you just shit again this is the new Lady Kay construction going on on Lady Kay's block This gas station

You know This is how it works You know you're gonna buy you know you're gonna buy in a place I I try and tried to warn the dumb fuck They're gonna put up a gas station And there it is Look at this shit, look at us This is this is in Lady Kay's blog

What a fucking idiot This is the new lady construction. Yeah. Yeah. Lots to unpack there. First of all, you know you're going to run into him when you're buying beer.

At that gas station. Yeah, right. And you don't have a block. Didn't you already own your house when you found out that he was living there? I don't think he could have been like, no, no, no, don't buy here. It's funny you say that, Christian. I warned the dumb fuck.

Born them. Thinking. Circustic comment loading But he didn't want to listen He did not Want to heed My advice The house was already purchased

We were already furnishing it By the time I talked to Janet with the fact that we Both had houses in Cape Corp. Furnished, you say Yeah, this idea is just like Why wouldn't Carl listen to me? I didn't ask him where I should buy a house Before I bought a house

He'd be the last person Although I should have Obviously Also I forgot that the only way he can share videos that he films is to upload them to YouTube and then share the YouTube links. He has no idea, even though there's a button right in the streamer

that says share video file. He has no idea how to do that. So, MLP, producer Chris, you guys have been to my house in Florida. Should I be concerned about this new gas station that's... I'm excited about it. Why, you like gas stations? Yeah.

What do they have there? Like, food and drinks and gas? Fried chickens. Fried chicken. I enjoy all of those things. That's interesting. But apparently, this is something that is a huge gotcha for me. And I imagine that the value of my home has plummeted since they started construction on a thing that most people find convenient. In fact, they're called convenience stores.

And in spite of his warning, he makes it sound like he manifested this. Yes. Right. He really screwed me over with this thing. So then Hava comes on the show. Hava's late. This is over four hour long show last thing. Ava comes on two and a half hours in

So John's been drinking And he shows Ava And this is Maybe I'm too close to the situation Exploining me what the humor is here If you can All right this is the best Okay you ready

Is it book? Yep All right so here I am In my You know luxury Vehicle Oh shit It's already looks like a dump

the new lady k. That's up going on. You know, this is that works. You know, you're going to bawling a place. I try and try to warn it, don't fuck. They're going to put up a gas station. And there it is. Ladies.

This is a lady K's block. What a fucking idiot. How much you love that? I love that. I love this, his house. That's so great. That's so good. I had the first person to buy a house where there was a gas station nearby?

Should I feel stupid about this? I'm really confused about this. I don't know why Ava thinks this is funny. I have no idea my John thinks this is funny. Can anyone explain this to me? You must have an electric card on there? I don't, but if I did it, wouldn't bother me either because gas stations have other things besides gas. Yes.

I'm not even sure. How many years ago did you buy the house? Is it three? Yeah, it was three years ago. So John knew in three years they were going to put in a gas station. And I told him, good. I like gas stations. I want to be close to things that I need.

But also that means they're building the infrastructure up. That means it's populating and more people are coming there. Right. We should be a good thing for the value of a home to have infrastructure build up around it. I really can't make sense of this. I don't know how John finds these retards to come on his show where he shows him a video. Like, hey, look at there's a new gas station. And I was just like, oh, that already looks ridiculous.

Like, well, they're building a gas station. What do you mean? It's in 2026 in America. It's the same as a video. it would look anywhere. And then they're laughing, oh my gosh, can you believe there's a gas station? I didn't even want to tell you how close

this is my house because it's not even close. No. Jack is on his block. It's not even close. We drove by it on our way to the airport when you and I were down there early December. It was like, oh, sweet. Closer gas station now.

It's literally what I said. Yeah, because prior to that, it was a 20-minute round trip to go to that 7-Eleven. Yeah, there's a 7-Eleven. It's not 20 minutes, but it's not as close as this one's going to be, which is nice. but yeah John

it's incredible to me John's explaining how stupid I am except for sometimes he forgets why he's so smart that he that he also um oh wait there was something

sorry I got those people are coming in left and right because of the dwarf but there was something else like that he was claiming he was so smart about but now I'm just I just blanked it Is that goblin smoking?

Yes. John, you sure showed me. Holy shit. Yep. I know Carl's stupid. I just forgot why, but maybe I'll circle back around at it at some point. But no, I must be dumb because John was talking to a friend of his on the phone. I was talking to my buddy.

And he's like, how stupid is he? And I'm like, very. Yeah. What a conversation. Thanks for recap. camping that for us. Could you dumb it down in shade? I was talking to my funny.

I'm like, how dumb is Carl? Very dumb. Yeah, but on a scale of one of one to ten, ten being the dumbest? Very. Got me a gun. Sounds like he was talking to Rocco. Yeah, probably. I got got here.

This is brutal for me. I'm so embarrassed. I'm showing these clips on my show because John thinks I bought a house in the exact wrong part of the Northwest Quadrant. of Cape Coral the same place that he bought a house, but mine's in the wrong spot for this reason. I knew not to buy

on, now, not Doxham because there's tons of parkways in Florida. He bought a house. He bought a house on a parkway.

That is just a Florida parkway, like just a suburban Florida. I mean, and this is an investment house. So, like, he has his shithole in Rochester, but he buys his investment house. If you grew up in Rochester...

On a parkway that now they're building fucking gas stations on. Why does he keep saying I bought a house at a parkway? I don't know. He keeps bringing this up. I can't even curl bought a house out of parkway. I'm like, what is a parkway? I'm confused what he's talking about. So I looked it up.

A parkway is a type of road that is designated for scenic travel, typically featuring landscaped areas and limited access points. According to federal law, a parkway is defined as a roadway authorized by Congress that is built on land owned by the United States. You know, the word park kind of gives that away. It's not a parkway. It's a boulevard.

And this dumb fuck parks in the driveway. Right. I don't know where he's going with this. But he keeps explaining that I bought a house on a park. Parkway and Ava's trying fucking dumb Abba. Oh, yeah, I want an idiot. And John even gives it away by going, now I'm not dying. There's tons of parkways.

Yeah, there's tons of whatever you're talking about with houses on them. I'm wildly confused is what I'm supposed to be embarrassed by or should have known better about. So then, now we've shown the video a couple of times. Kiyanu joins the show. And we got to show this again to Kianu. And Kianu doesn't know how to act around John. Keanu knows that making fun of me is what she does now. And so if she can be told that, by the way, this is embarrassing to Carl, and she'll laugh hysterically.

It doesn't have to be funny or interesting or make any sense. Count will lose her mind as long as she thinks that this is something that's embarrassing me. Let's look at where Lady Kay just do it, where I instructed him not to buy on a parkway at three. did, he said, oh, it's okay. And I said, no, they're going to build gas stations and strip malls. Now, we watch this together. This is like a very captivating video because it really sucks you into the zip code that this is in and just what you're looking at.

What is it? It's the same zip code that Chad lives on. He bought a house and he lives there. And I was like finding the wrong part of this to make fun of. Can you believe anyone would live in this area of the country? like, Judd's there right now, you idiot. Talking about. This is, this is gas station construction.

This is driving, Camas already has her hands over her mouth. She's laughing hysterically and doesn't want to get that picked up in the microphone for this professional broadcast. I'm excited for you that there's going to be strip malls nearby. It really does seem like it's going to be a great area. There's going to be so much to do that's close by. I really don't understand the angle here. But these three idiots all understand. understand how embarrassing this is for me for some reason.

And this is the block. Just do it. Borda house on. This is the new Lankay construction going on. You're on Lankay's block. This is gas station. You know, this is that works.

You know, you're going to buy you're going to play. I try and try to warn it. Don't fuck. They've got a pipe station. And there it is. Look at this shit. Look at us. This is, this is in Lady K's lock.

What a fucking 80. God is laughing hysterically at this. They're showing a gas station being built. And it's the funniest things you've ever seen. It would have been great if he had set that up with nothing and said, what do you think of this gas station? Yeah. Right.

How would they react to that? She wouldn't be losing her fucking mind. I don't get it. But this is obviously embarrassing for me because John said so. Meanwhile, we have a guy who just shit himself during his live stream talking to a guy who got tits for no reason. And a woman who places their pussy on the internet and actually be dabbling live got taken down to them because they showed a photo of her spread eagle at the show by mistake. She's laughing in this clip the way I was laughing when Rocco accidentally shared that.

Right. Yes. That's the funny part. But these people think that this is embarrassing for me. I'm the one humiliating myself on the internet. And this continues. They're still laughing. I won the fucking guy.

I won. a fucking guy. You don't listen to me. That's independent of him also having his water filtration system. Yeah, that is literally I don't want to, that's less than a, it's close

to where he lives. That's his, that's where his investment is. Yeah, it's an investment. Imagine reselling that. Oh, there's only a gas station down a block. Fucking dummy. Dummy.

What a dummy. And um, it's just play it one more time. Yeah, you should play that actually again. Yeah. Good.

Good instincts, Keanu. Play that again. John is the Corey Feldman here. He's smarter than these two. I can't believe it. I think Ava knows better. I keep saying that.

I could be totally off on this. They're all definitely retarded. And, you know, you wonder why Keanu's showing up on John's show so much lately isn't helping her viewership or fan base. at all. Like, what is she doing? What's the purpose of this for her? What is she getting out of

passing time? But no, but she's harming her brand. If she's trying to build a brand for herself, she's not. Laughing hysterically at things that make no sense doesn't make you interesting or funny, but she's just like, I don't like Carl. You don't like Carl? Let's laugh at a gas station being built. And John's thinking is like, how's you going to resell his house? Now, there's a gas station. You should see how close I have him to a Publix. Don't tell the new owners. There's a grocery store right down the street. Do not tell them. that. God forbid they would know it's convenient to get groceries.

People hate food. I wish I could wrap my head around why they think this is so funny. Because they got nothing else. But I understand that. I understand there's not a lot to make fun of. But even with just be like, hey, they're building a new gas station by Carlos house. Like, oh, okay.

Is it like going to be a commercial spot? Oh, no. It's residential. Breaking news. Yeah. They're building a gas station like two blocks away from my current home. How do you feel about that? Pretty excited, actually.

Yeah, you like that? You're not too upset about it. I hope you don't try to resell it anytime soon. No. Dude, I'll tell you this. And listen, I'm going to brag for a second. All right. So this neighborhood that I'm living in here in Rochester, New York, that we're in right now, a very upscale neighborhood, a lot of mansions.

There's a gas station right up the street. I could walk to it. I don't know if these people know that. Maybe they overpaid for their homes or something, because it's literally like right up the street. Did you know that when you bought it? I did. And you still bought it. Yeah, it also has access to expressways and stuff.

I know. You're blowing my mind. It's wild the way I live my life. I must be retarded. But this is more of them laughing hysterically. And Keanu, he bought on a block. Now, there's plenty of parkways in Florida. He bought on a block.

that's called a parkway you know that's like just like coming who does the fucking in my house in a parkway Lady Kay Lady Kay

God what a miserable man He is a real fucking loser That's an uncomfortable laugh He's the worst That's an uncomfortable laugh by her She like laugh like But she was like looking up

Oh she has no idea What she's even laughing about bought a house on a thing called a parkway. Now, there's tons of parkways with tons of houses, but can you believe he did that? What? She lives in Harlem. She's in a fucking one better apartment with her

loud mouth husband, the drunk loudmouth husband in Harlem. And she's like, yeah, what a loser? His second house is on a parkway? Got me. The thing that they're right about is everybody notices whenever they see you on a show. You're never happy. You're never having fun. You're never enjoying yourself. You're miserable.

I'm miserable. I'm miserable. Kiyahua is explained that I'm nervous wreck. She used those words to describe me. It was ever seen me out at the live shows that we do a few times a year. We'll certainly agree with that. He is a real fucking loser.

He's the worst. I take it. This is the new Lady Kee construction. So we set up again. Keanu again. Her head is in her hands. She's, oh my gosh, this is so funny. I can watch

this on repeat. I mean, she doesn't remember that she's seated on. Honestly, getting owned by people have no idea what they're talking about. It's a lot of fun. I've hurt these people so badly. This is like, reminds you of Kevin Brennan with the mandolin nap video. We played it over and over again. He's like, oh, Carl will never recover from this.

Recover from what? I play the mandolin and my wife asked me if I took a nap that day. What the fuck are you talking about? This is actually worse than that because they're just like, here's a gas station being built. They're all losing their minds over it. But how badly did I hurt these people's feelings that they're grasping a shit like this. It's wild. Do you think we'll get a great super chatter nickname from this, like a mandolin nappy, like Carl's gas station? I don't know what it would be, but I hope we get someone.

I hope so. I would imagine that we will because they just keep crushing me hard. They'll come up some really funny quips here. What a fucking idiot. You said, look out immediately get to the residential, like, just the widened lanes, the double extra lanes. the contaminated like pissed land. Like, what a fucking loser

idiot. He's like, I'm going to put $400,000 into what John just showed us. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I didn't know.

What did you say again? Like, it's like, contaminating this land. It looks like a toxic fucking refuge for like fucking goblin. What is this cool saying?

It's an intoxicate. Wait, I got to hear that again. That was really stupid. For like fucking goblins. Yeah, you know. The rental property close to me. Yeah, Timmy Indie couch goes, it's a rental property close to a bed of these dumb fuck.

And John's like, no, no, no, bullshit. It ain't no rental property. Yeah, who's in running to? Renters. Yes. People with money. There's renters in there right now. I don't want to spoil a surprise for you.

Renters is who I rent the property, too. I like that Ava goes, what does she call it, Pissland? Yeah. And Keanu repeats that because they're laughing hysterically. John lives right down the street. He bought a house on the Pissland. Fucking idiots. So at one point, John's talking about how the values of the homes have gone down since him and I purchased our homes back in, what, 2023?

You buy him? Something like that. And so this is kind of a funny back and forth. But the only difference is, like to me, I, like, I'm, you live there. Yeah, you live where you want to. So, John's like, we both bought houses where the value's going down. The difference is, I'm happy. You look like you are, John.

I'm glad you got out to drive and film a gas station being built. So you use that as fodder. Yeah, that's what a happy person is. Doing very well. Yeah, so I don't really give it shit. but to him, this was an investment property. And which, by the way, he's never there. Yeah.

How much you think he's worse? What do you think he's got going on? How much do I think he's worth? Zero. He's an idiot. Home run, John. Oh, John, you're too much. Do it.

No, he's probably, I'm guessing, probably around $500,000,000. Swing. Why is John guessing at how much I'm worth? Why does he have an opinion on that? Because you live in his head constantly. Yes, because I think he pays attention to the value of my house in Florida, the value of my house in Rochester. I think he's paying attention to everything.

The number of cars in your driveway in Florida. How's the cars that are in the driveway? It's fucking crazy. Because, you know, after all this, they're goofing out. Be like, what a loser you bought this house. He lost his filtration system because someone stole it. What a fucking idiot. How much do you think he's worth?

probably over half a mill if I had a gas like a flop-wop good stuff guys got me again all right I'll leave you with this I was a very carol-centric I was just I was cracking up laughing

and then John just kept bringing you that video up over and over again as if this was like something gotcha but people pointed out John was talking about betting the games the football games that are on tomorrow the conference championships he's going to put three large on each game

which we know is three dollars because we saw he pulled up his phone and showed us he had a $10 bet, which he was going to win $9 and $9 and he's betting on the bears. It's like, what's the point of this? So people in the chat, someone chatted and just goes, what's the point of betting $3 on a football game? And John tries to play out. I was like, no, no, no, I said three large. It's like, no, we all know that means $3.

So another check comes in he has to explain himself. Three large, $3, $3, like his 10 lads was $10 and he went nine, boom. it's he is thing of all right yeah when I say pretty large just three dollars but here is the reason

yeah please I am not a compulsive gambler I'll bet like you know I'll throw 150 in like you know like in like a fantasy thing or something like that but I'm not gonna

you know I'm not gonna bet I have that I have that loose Norm MacDonald Artie gambling wire. Do you, Ava? Ava's trying to sound cool.

Abba's just like, I lose control when I start betting. McDonald's Arty gambling wire. Like, luckily no one will ever gamble with me, but I'm always trying to give people to gamble super high stakes. Hey, Ava, if you really have this issue that's really cool,

it's legal now. You can go to any gambling site. We'll see you in Vegas. You can go to, I mean, there's every. advertisers for them all over the place. You can bet $1,000 at a football game, which I was talking about the other day. I'd bet a thousand dollars a football game. You can.

No one is stopping you. You can do that at any time. Well, no one wants to bet with me. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Draft Kings does. Caesar's Palace does. I ever gamble with me, but I'm always trying to give people to gamble super high sticks. Yeah, it's just not in my nature.

I don't, like, like, why? Then why I bet $3? Right. I bet $10. That's the point. Why is the question? Because I might win four. Right.

It's crazy to me that John's response to, why even bet three bucks on a football game? Because I don't have a problem with gambling. He also doesn't have the money. That's what it comes down to, obviously. Which, if you want to bet $10 on a football game, it's stupid and a waste of time. But whatever, it gives you something to rude for. Don't talk about it on your show. It's embarrassing.

How does he not know? That's an embarrassing thing to talk about. Oh, that's right. He's stupid. I don't know why I forgot about that for a second. Christian, I know you have places to be things to do. I want to thank you very much for joining us and for your fantastic presentation of Torrey Spelling and Corey Feldman today. Yes, I can only hope that those two get together again and start collaborating on the Broadway show and everything else.

But I'll let you know. Don't hold your breath. Yeah, that's probably not going to have. Don't hold your breath on that word. Chris, where can people find you, my friend? You can find me on social media at Christian DMZ and who are these broadcasters on this very channel Tuesdays at 11 a.m. Pacific 2 p.m. Eastern. And it also exists as an audio podcast where we try really hard to describe the videos we look at. We've started doing that. So hopefully that translates. And I want to also promote our buddy E. Rock, Eric Nagle. I was part of a three episode retrospective on Todd Pettengill.

and I'm hearing from people that they're enjoying it. So I hope everybody checks it out. Todd is amazing. He's a gift that keeps on giving. So check it out over there. And it's Eric Nagel. Yes, definitely. I recommend that to Todd Benigo from the Scott and Todd show.

They used to get Jock Tobert quite a bit. We've covered Todd on WTP a few times. So excellent work. Thank you, Chris. You're good to see you, buddy. Great to see everybody. And we'll see you on Tuesday. See you on Tuesday, my friend.

I thought I was see you next Tuesday. Yeah, it's Christian. What do you want from him? You know? Let's doing the best of he can. All right. I think it's time to check in on what's going on on the Internet. Internet News with JJ.

From Patreon, Chris Atrell points out, even for someone devoid of talent, John makes performing look way harder than it is. That DMCA song gave me flop sweat just watching. Ken Kerper agrees he's deuce chill inducing. Backdoor Benji offers, I would pay too much money for a detailed log of what John does in a week. No gym, no boat, no stand-up, nothing productive in any manner. He doesn't even talk about bars like he used to. Andrew notes, Jenny Jingles groans every time a different Stutjo picture comes up is amazing.

The amount of disgust is downright palpable. Lance Becker asks, Lady Kay, have you never been drunk? I'll wait. Hippocrite. From Pod Chaser, the Stone Goose sums things up with. A frosted-tipped bag-slapper tries to impress everyone with his musical knowledge, while making fun of a dying 90s stunt boy, Randy Williams warns, if you enjoy pooping at work and reasonable political views, this is not the show for you. This podcast is about handsome, normal-footed alpha bros,

telling it like it should be, and the girls who want to be with them. From Dablers Anonymous, esoteric 420 addresses Sharkgate. You could see every gear in his head turning as he figured that out. Did I? As he waddles to the bathroom. Drunken Sense Aopines, I'm 1,000% sure that stammering John craps his pants more often than not. He's on the same trajectory as our beloved Lady Die was. Hopefully the dimension kicks in faster this time.

A Michael Polbach predicts. Guaranteed that he won't bathe for six months after shitting himself. He'll never understand that's why people watch. It's a constant 10-car pile-up every day, in real time, and his payoff is brutal insults two dollars at a time. What a stupid asshole. Oda Dee's nuts claims, he missed a golden opportunity to one-up shooly by weighing the shit.

Random Manwill dubs him, the shit-layer. Traditional day competes with shart diff. Clevelander and Raleigh adds, he painted the bowl brown. His words. Noind de Noin sizes John up with a little Beatles. He's a real nowhere man sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Buzz Numb Nuts chimes in with, shitting in his nowhere pants.

And from YouTube, Jeremy reports. reports. Someone needs some pinky pamper's karma's a bitch, eh, Johnny boy? Tronathon dodged a bullet. Producer Chris almost cost me a new computer. Bad time to take a drink. Derek J.F. gets misty. Him sharding on video ranks right up there with the best SJ clips

ever, along with the falling green screen and when he showed up at Melton's House, shadow boxing in the street. And drowning McKillow listener plays us out with who knew diarrhea was a side effect of atrocious singing. And look who shows up. Cardiff Electricus here. What's up, Cardiff?

Oh, hello. Yes, the co-host of who are these socials this Thursday at 9 p.m. I heard a big announcement. Long-away to return. Cardiff is taking over who are these socials, the vacant spot now. You and Tuky are going to be hosting. Who are these socials? I'm auditioning co-hosts.

Smart. I'll try. All right. So this Thursday, 9 p.m. Eastern on the at Cardiff-elect YouTube page. Look for that, of course, if you want to see the real show happening on Thursday, dabble verse live debuts at first. 4 p.m. Eastern on the Who Are These Podcasts, YouTube channel. It's our pre-show.

So now that you're here, Cardiff, I assume you got a game for us. We're going to find out if we could poke a dabbler or what do we got in store for us today. Just came to promote who are these socials? That's all you got. Look, look, it's been a couple weeks for the games, I understand, but not one person has said, hey, Cardiff, where's the games other than you? Fair enough. I don't think they're missed, but I'll be back on track soon.

I appreciate it, buddy. And we're going to miss you at Haccamania, my friend. Yes, I'm sorry. It's very disappointing. But great job with El Hariblay this morning. We had an adventure. It was a bit of an adventure today. Showing Keanu, Spread Eagle.

Yeah, cute, or probably not a great move. But got a lot of attention, so congratulations on that. And I'm looking forward to your new venture. Yes, we're going to try it out. Might be at one and done, but we'll see. All right. We'll see. Well, like I said, if you need any jingles or theme music from me, just let me know.

I got it for you. Yeah, I sent you a message. There's one I need. Okay. Sounds good. Bye, Cardiff. Bye. Yeah, I heard Cardiff analysis.

We talked about we're switching gears on WATS. We're going to be doing devilverse live now instead of who are these socials. And Cardiff saw an opportunity and took it immediately. He's taken over the rain. So if you want to know what's going on with Bay, Dylan Dupree or John Sarasani or Delete Laws. I guess that's now Cardiff's beat. He'll be covering that.

Oh, we should listen to some voicemails that are, of course, dedicated to our boy Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix. Rock and rolla. W-I-E-T-P. Love you call. Hamburger.

Mr. Hamburger. which one you know you're awesome and you better you better time my voice on you motherfucker I leave you voice smells all the time and you never played them but I just want to let you know that

Adam Bush is A1 sauce he's pretty awesome I don't care what anybody says on the you know the Reddit and all that crap Adam Bush I would literally suck your cock I will cradle the balls

What? I'll stroke you shack. I don't think he's gay. I'll work the pup and I'll swallow the gravy. Wow. I love you, Adam Bush. But anyways, I just want to say when you did that,

the overview of John Melendez is evil fucking satanic ass allowing that that homeless. Gee, I wonder why we don't play your voice bill very often, sir. All right, well, keep him succinct. Keep under 45 seconds, please.

That's what we ask for. What's up, Carl Hamburger. Chris Hot Dog, this is your boy, anxious Andy Tolan once again. It's been a while since I called, but I wanted to let you guys know. I can't believe, I think,

I don't forget what a number of episodes we're on now, but you guys have done so many fucking episodes. There's been so much John stuff, and this has been about three years for me. About five fucking years I've been listening to you guys ever since Kevin was there with the commander voices, but I just want to say,

thank you guys, all the work you've done. Help me out through a lot of really hard times of my life as a young man. And thank you guys. And I'll keep Carl. Don't call back. And most love, Jenny, James. All right.

Thanks, anxious, Andy. Thanks for the call. Appreciate it. Thanks for listening. This is another audio listener. Holy shit. I am an audio listener. Rarely watch any video unless I need to see something.

So, I wasn't no hurry to see Ava. But after hearing you comment on, someone seen her for the first time I had a looking, holy fucking shit, man. Like, I thought that was the dude from that British baking show my wife watches. Like, what the fuck? That's crazy.

I'm still not certain it's not, but wow. I guess beauty's in the eye of the beholder? Question mark. Yeah, MLP, I know you're an audio listener. Have you seen novel before? Briefly, but it's always jarring.

Simon's take the other day when he was on the show. He's like, I only listen and to see things, it's very jar. Yeah. I was, filter is working overtime. She looks like a goblin, man. Yeah. Also, she's, she doesn't have any shoulders. Oh, shots fired right there.

That's brutal. Hey, Carl, just looking forward to hearing a little haytoe tomorrow on. This little biggie. maybe, let's say we hear that, maybe you get your little water machine back, maybe everybody's a little happy, huh? Handbooker pants are in the mail. Don't call me back. Whoa, is that why my R.O. system was stolen because we didn't play Hey Toe.

I was supposed to play it. We did play it yesterday on this little piggy. That was on Melton's Chen. I'll play a little bit of the beginning of this. I was going down to mess around another man. Anyway, that goes on. It's a good song. Check that out from Slam Peace Forever Mommy on YouTube.

Hey, Toe. It's a whole thing. You should check it out. Hey, it's a cow photographer. I just heard John say he's the most attractive man in the dabblevers. He's clearly never met Tab. He's clearly never met Tuki. He's clearly never met me.

We're all way more handsome than the rest of you. Chad's of the Dabblebird. God damn it. You got us again, Cal photographer. You know, speaking of which... The TV.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Tabbert will be back on WTP a week from today. We'll have Tabbert on our weekend show this coming weekend. Carl, you should have Cardiff on your show.

You could call it hamburger and... French fries. The log, yeah. Sound bad. I should have pitched that to Cardiff before he was here. My bad. Is that a chipper? I sounded like it, yeah.

Hey, oh, this is Lance in Tennessee. I'm checking out the audiobook accompaniment, easy for you to say. And producer Chris says something that's just wonderful analysis. He says, Stuttering John is the kind of guy

that would lie in his diary. Just. So true. Thank you, Chris. You're the man, smooches. Yes. Check out the easy for you to say series that we did on our Patreon. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts.

All the back catalog of bonus shows are there and worth the $5 a month. Hi, this voicemails for the show, Dabbleverse Live. I hate this fucking show. We haven't even started it yet, sir. Give it a chance, please. Son of them, bitch. MLP, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. Thanks for having me.

Yeah, man, good to see you. I'm sorry that we did this during a Sabres game. Next time I'll try to schedule better. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Okay, bye. Boom. I'm playing his hit volley. Vinny Paulino because he's so fat. Boom. Bye. A plane has hit, I rewatched Carly. Boom.

His mom. Boom. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Okay, bye

You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.