Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep696 - Golden Hour Live, Opie & Ron, StutJo, Bill Burr, a Gay Furry

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

After a brief look at how BYB is still angry and confused about Adam’s appearance from months ago, we check in on the Golden Hour with Chris D’Elia, Erik Griffin, and Brendan Schaub. They make an announcement that I’m super excited about - a potential live show in Austin. But then they prove why that’s a terrible idea with their lack of chemistry, prep and humor. Chris D’Elia looks like a genius compared to Erik and Bapa.  Adam Busch is checking in on Bill Burr and his new ability to just go with the flow and not get pissed. Bill’s streak is officially OVER!! In his defense, his garage door broke. Lex is a gay furry who joins the show to answer the hard hitting questions about beastiality and furries having sex with minors. Lex is a good egg! Opie still isn’t understanding why every podcaster is better than him, even when Ron explains it to him in simple words. Stuttering John has a disastrous awards show. Everything goes wrong in the funniest ways possible. He then brings on Keanu and shows her how he exploited her leaked OF photos. Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and the seventh installment of “Opie or Burr.” We finish up with comments, reviews, and voicemails.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/  Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/Z6BsY54xUV0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm thinking I'd be lucky to get that on Christmas. I told them, and the strongest of words, to just do it. You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show. I already bought a brand new underwear. You're a complete joke. 696 W-CMF. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy.

You know what? I missed penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. I've been dying to say that.

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We did a bonus episode just yesterday that dropped for our Patreon and YouTube subscribers. So I encourage you to check that out, Patreon.com slash Who Are These Podcasts. It was another living in the past was stuttering John. And we went back and checked out some stuff from the Howard Stern Show where John was talking about his general warts. Yeah. And John was dealing with criticism from a newspaper columnist that he was very thin-skinned about. And Howard was loving it. Oh, yeah.

Clearly. Going back to reading the article. And John's going, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. It just hates me. It was very funny. Everyone in the studio except John was loving it. Oh, yeah. It was fantastic.

We checked out a podcast episode from 2017, one from 2018, and there was an epiphany that I had. It's based on Adam, and Adam's reaction to being on with John and the aftermath of that. John and all of these episodes, 2017, 2018, doesn't matter. It's always, these are the people that I don't like right now because they did such and such a thing, and it's always they trashed me. Yeah. Well, grill I'm mad about because he was just on Trashing me or Jackie Martin was just on Artie show trashing. Yeah.

The words he never uses are they're on to me. Well, the epiphany that I had on this episode. And I don't know why it's taking me so long to figure this out. It was really Adam's epiphany, right? Basically. Because Adams is the one who planted that seed where it's like, you haven't done the thing until you agree with John. Yes.

And in John's mind, he deserves praise at all times. he doesn't see any flaws in himself. He finds the flaws in everyone else. Jackie's biggest problem, he can't get out of Jackie's own way. And everyone agrees with me. So I think when he got the job at Stern, that was Providence.

That was, like, meant to be. Is that the Providence, same thing? Yeah. And he's like, I deserve this from then till now. Oh, yeah. Although he's not saying that now. I deserve what I have. But he's so delusional.

Who knows? Yeah. he was acting like he won a contest. Like now he can relax, not now the work begins. Well, so, Andre, in the comments underneath the video, said, you know, something to the effect of, he can't fathom someone would have a good faith criticism. Like if somebody says, oh, you know, John did a thing that I don't agree with or, you know, anything, he's trashing me. And also, John's only trashing people. We're playing these clips.

He's talking about Chelsea Hanner. She's not a good person. She's an awful person. And it's just like, well, you're just trashy. You're not even being comedic about it. Yeah, AJ Benza pressed him for why and he couldn't come up with anything solid. Right. Yeah.

Because that's what it feels like to him. When someone says there was ample parking at your gig, it feels like someone told him the drink bleach. So that's how he returns. Yeah. It was just, I don't know, it was eye opening for me. So check that out. Patreon.com slash, who are these podcasts? Sign up for that for the bonus shows.

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all the bonus episodes we do to every single month. Today, we'll be discussing the Golden Hour. So Brenda Shob, Krista Leah, and Eric Griffin had a big announcement this week. I'm very excited about. Bill Burr might have broken his streak of never being angry. You know, he was going so strong. He was so proud of himself. But I don't know if he is still pulling it off.

Opie wants Ron to know that he isn't a drunk. They're still having that conversation, which is very funny. We're going to have a gay furry stopping by. We're going to be chatting with a gay furry who reached out to us. Stuttering John had a disastrous award show that I can't wait to present to you. Megan brings another round of Is It Gay? We have the return of the opi or bird. game from Simon, reviews,

voicemails. But first, B-Y-B podcast. They want some revenge. They're angry. Adam, you picked up on this. Do you want to set up this clip, or should we just watch it? Just go for it. No, I would love to be on fucking WATP once in myself. Why?

So you can tell Carl that he's gay? He already knows he's gay. Oh, I'd like to visit with Adam Bush. What would you have to say to those boys? I don't know, man. You were around when we had out of Bush on. Yeah, yeah. He was he was doing his psychology on you.

Remember it was the Freudian shit. And if I recall correctly and. Now, that's when he came to the conclusion. You weren't a real great person. I mean, he came up to that conclusion after the show, right? Like, I don't even remember any of this happened. I don't. You don't remember

he psychoanalysis. He was, yeah, going through your mind. He went back and reported this is how you acted and never mind, quad. Just run with

whatever you got. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, no. Whatever, man. My fucking memory's getting that bad. Now, go to fucking. Whatever. He didn't really psychoanalyze me.

You have to run this all back. this is getting out of hand. There's trouble in paradise. No, no, no, me and Hawk are fine. Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. So they're mad at us.

I think this is your fault, it sounds like. Maybe. They can't remember. Yeah. They know that something bad happened, but Quad says it didn't. You were on that show for how long hours, right? Oh, yeah. I used my psychology.

I hit him with a Freud. Yeah. And him with a Kafka, Kafka on the left. It was a blood bath. So Hong's going to call on the show to tell you what for. or not he can't remember you know whoever we're supposed to be you know diametrically opposed to

um whoever quad wants to send you know claim has weapons and is heading towards a disclosed location doesn't matter who we'll figure it out later guys we're all friends in the dabble verse right can't we all just get along I'm cool just tell me who to hate and I'll hate it

thanks Opie's dad uh you pulled another clip that I want to play real quick this was from our point Dabble Point episode this past Monday. It was over on Shulie's channel on Rumble, if you missed it. And because Shulie can't play clips of John or else he gets a DMCA strike on YouTube. So we had Judy on.

Miss Judy came on the show. And, you know, Judy dabbles in true crime. She's an attorney, but she recognizes the fact that true crime's a big category for podcasts and YouTube channels. And so this gets brought up and Judy talks about something that's very interesting to her. Viking video, please.

And then you know what? I'm familiar with the Robert One case, getting Joe Price vibes from VTL. Robert Wan case. Yes. And, you know, I've done a lot of coverage on Robert's murder case because I became friends with his family. So, yeah, in all serious,

that's a case that I've looked into. And I sort of dated him also. So that's all of a year. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. That's John's, that's going to be John's thing.

Oh, you betted down a criminal, Miss Judy? No, he wasn't the criminal. He was the victim by three gay friends. Three gay friends stabbed him, or at least two of them stabbed him to death. Get out of here. Yeah. So there was a whole gay ankle. They stabbed him in the bottle with their penises.

Oh, good one, Carl. I should remember my joke in there, Adam. Much appreciated. Well, it's relevant to the case. What do you know about this case? It's pretty much how you described it. What's fascinating is that it's an unsolved mystery involving this lawyer who is married to a woman going to the house of this thruple, this homosexual male thruple,

where he spent the night and was drug, murdered, all sorts of disgusting things happen that was cleaned up. Right, right, right. Like injections and semen where it shouldn't be, so maybe you're right. I don't know. It was very complicated. Yeah, yeah. And he is not a gay man, and they called the cops, and everything had been cleaned so completely

that they could never really pin anything other than obstruction of justice. And I was wondering who sent that chat in, and if that's a regular person, because they were accusing Vince of looking like the one kind of psychopathic roommate there. And she just answered it so. readily and it all went by so fast. This is a famous unsolved mystery that very much circles around whether this man was gay or not. And she used to date him. That's what she gets more and more choked up.

The more she talks about it. I'm wondering what's going on over there. And if we can ask her. So what you're saying is, Curl, get off your ass and produce the podcast, the creep off. Get her on the show and present this case. Someone should produce that show. Right.

Someone should do it. If it has to be out of Bush, so be it. I can't get past. Seamen where it shouldn't be It's even where it shouldn't be Oh, you gotta see that The ears I had to keep it in my testicles

They took needles and injected them There's no drugs in there They couldn't find anything Somebody like cleaned this body And they just say someone ran into the house Murdered him and left I want that crew on my team Seriously

Very good They're very very good And they're free They're all free When my dishwasher broke We had serve pro I don't know what's anything like that They can't clean cement out of a corpse

You don't know that It's not listed on their website It's not their slogan It does say and more It's not their slogan What's like to see it out of a corpse Is this too close to home for Adam He doesn't not seem like he's having fun with us

Are you muted? Oh no I'm having a great time guys It's fun for me It is no especially since he's dead now But it was funny because it came out of This Everyone was making fun of John For not picking up on Clay Dabler

Talking about his like bulimia Yeah. Or his, his, and now they brushed by it real fast. And then she had dropped that and everybody brushed by it real fast. And I wanted to just shine a little light on it because I thought it was fucking fascinating. And definitely do a creep off about it. All right. Well, I will definitely do that.

And I wasn't familiar with the case and that's not the point of point dabble point. So that was, it was enough for me. Well, John's show is not like a eating disorder special. But if it comes up with Clay Dabbler, who is like, you know, very, very emaciated, I think we should bring it up. Judy brought it up. It was so interesting. Like, why would you bring that up in front of that audience?

And why would someone, like, send that chat in to make fun of Vince? It makes me think he's involved somehow. I don't know what was happening, but it was a fascinating moment. Whenever Vince is brought up, I always think that he's involved somehow. I feel like it. Yeah. I feel like he has to be. So there he is trolling his own friend.

Yeah, that's what he does. Oh, right. That's what he does. Right. Yeah. I forget. You're right. like Vince has friends.

Right. I'd like to meet these people. All right, let's get into the Golden Hour. And of course, Golden Hour has a bunch of different hosts on it. It has Christa Leah,

Eric Griffin, and our buddy, Brendan Scha. Dum, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,

dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, because to me, I'm just a, it's literally a blimp in the road, man. So Eric Griffin, And early on, they're doing their plugs, where they're going to be performing stand-up. And it turns out that Eric and Chris are going to be in Austin in March.

And this gives Eric a really good idea. You know, I have an idea. You're going to be in Austin in March. Yes. What if we asked a club at like one of the days, 4 o'clock in the afternoon, we do Golden Hour live in Austin? at the Vulcan. That's not a bad idea. Huh?

Yeah. Ah? But that's not a bad idea. But I don't know how to do it. You ask them. No, I know that. I don't know how to do it with all this set up. I know the Vulcan boys.

Well, I can hit them up. Yeah. There we go. Let's do Golden Hour live in Austin. All right. What could go wrong with us? Golden Hour live in Austin. I mean, the only thing you go wrong is they find out they no longer have a fan base.

No one shows up. It's embarrassing, which is exactly what happened to funny and the kid last year when they did a live show in Austin. It was going to be every month they're going to have a live show. And then they realized that, oh, yeah, no one cares about this show anymore. What could go wrong? It's a matinee. Right, yeah.

It's like, oh, that's actually very embarrassing. Yeah, and why bother trying to build a new audience? They're not going to like it. Right. Well, I have evidence of that. The clips coming up. But I thought this was very interesting, the dynamic here, because of these three guys, one of them tours around the U.S.

and performs in theaters and makes a very good living doing that. That is Christalia. So Eric Griffin's like, hey, would it be cool if we did a live podcast? And Chris, like, yeah, I'm not sure how we'd do that. And what he means by that? Because they're both like, really, just contact the owner. I knew that part. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've set up gigs. The thing I don't know how to do is like this show that we do zero prep for in front of an audience seems like a really bad idea. Don't forget about dummy over there. Yeah, then we got idiots say the dumbest shit ever. So speaking to that idiot, so Brendan Schaubb, you just saw what Chris's reaction was. This is how Brendan tries to rag on him. No, this is Chris. No, no, no, I want to do it.

I don't want to support you guys. I don't know how to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I've been in show business for 30 years. Wait, why are you doing a... Are you doing chin right now? What's going on?

I didn't understand this at all. I don't know. Like, Brennan doesn't know how to rag on people. So he just starts doing an Asian accent. And Chris didn't say any of that. That just came out of... That all came out of nowhere, for some reason. I think that what's going on is that these guys stink and Chris is the only one who knows it.

Yeah. It's like he had Botox and his face is frozen and so his lips don't make the movements he wants them so it came out like that. Didn't know what else to do when he was frozen like that. It's terrible. The Golden Dollar has over 400,000 subscribers. And this episode from five days ago

was 48,000 views, only 274 comments, which is kind of surprising for 48,000 views. But if you remember, the way this show started was the King in the Sting. There's Brendan Shab and Theo Vaughn. And that's when people were subscribing to it because of Theo Vaughn. So now they're going to,

double down. Brendan decides, you know, he's doing the hilarious Asian accent thing. There was nowhere near what Chris said or did. And he decides like, oh, I'm rolling now. Chris, I had no idea how to do. Everything. Everything is. You know what silly about it is? Like, no one's ever said, when you're dumb, you're Asian. Yeah. Right. Who do they say? That's never happened ever. Who do they say, Eric? Don't get me involved in your gay agenda. I'm picking up on something. here. There's a dynamic that's going on. Chris is getting annoyed with these two retards.

Because Eric Griffin, he's so vanilla, for lack of a better term for a black man. Loud vanilla. Yeah. Like, he has no takes. He's not controversial at all. So he goes, yeah, no one would ever say a dumb move was made by an Asian guy. And Chris is like, who would make a dumb move? Who would do a stupid thing?

The Polacks, Eric. The Polacks. Come on. Get on board with this. And I'm just like, not touching that thing. Yeah, why would you be interesting on a podcast? Definitely don't do that. And you're going to see more evidence of this

where Chris DeLea has just had it with these two idiots. He doesn't know what to do with them anymore. They bring nothing to the table. But now, the way this all started is that Eric Greff was just like, you're going to be in Austin, I'm going to be in Austin. We should do this show live. And Chris is like, I don't know. And then they go, oh, what are you Asian?

And he's like, all right, I guess we can do it. And, uh-oh. I think this is actually happening. Yeah, so let's figure that out. Would you be interested, everybody? You know? So that's the thing. Sure, I'll do it for sure.

It'll be fun. If they say yes, just connect them with me and I'll figure out the logistics. Yeah, Nick's got it. Yeah, we need Nicholas out there, Casey. Oh, God, God, Jesus. What a party, though, honestly. Arsenio Hall. Okay.

So the producer's like, yep, I'll get this set up. It's like, shit. Should we have a meeting before we just start? reaching out to this company and figuring this out? Can I say yes and do this? Yeah, exactly. Because the producers just trying to like, all right, boss, you got it.

I'll get on this. I'll get us a date. I know, but could you hold off just for a minute until we figure this out? Here's why they hate each other. Here's why they hate each other. Because if this was a band, they'd just be like, let's go play a set.

We love playing together. They wouldn't care where. You pointed it out. There's no act. So they're like, what could we do if it was solo stand-up sets? They'd be like, yeah, fuck it. I'll play wherever.

But what are we going to do together? You're going to do your dad fan impression again? What's going to happen? I literally watched the fighter and the kid live in Austin last year when they tried to do a live show. And they came up there with no plan. Brian Campbell was just like pointing at the sign. Like, oh, look at this sign on the behind the stage here. Yeah, it's like, oh, boy.

And then they went to Q&A 20 minutes in. Like, hey, I don't have any questions for us. Not great. So, yeah, I'll be keeping an eye on this. I hope that this gets booked and that they try to pull this off. Now, you just heard Brendan make a joke about, yeah, we're going to need our producers and Arsenio Hall. Well, this gets Eric Griffin very excited.

What doesn't? Because he starts talking about all the stuff from the Arsenio Hall show back of the day. And he loved it. Some of somebody remembers you. There's one clip on here where Whitney Houston was booed at the Soul Train Awards. You know? And then she's like really emotional about it because she was like, what I say I sing white and all this kind of stuff

And it was like I was like oh man I forgot that that kind of stuff was going on But what I'm saying is to have her There and then talk to her about it I remember when She uh when uh when a whoopey go Remember when Ted you guys oh you're still talking Yeah yeah

It's gonna be a clip that goes viral Hey I'm not interrupting No but Ted dancing This won't go bonkers This won't go bonkers Remember when Ted dancing in the black community? I don't know Eric goes like

Whoa whoa whoa I'm remembering stuff I saw on TV 35 years ago. This might go viral. Don't stop me. Yeah. And they're just like, it's not. It's not that interesting. Please stop.

Please stop doing that. But these guys, they're just not hungry anymore. That's the problem with this. Oh, Eric might be. I don't understand who would appreciate this show. It's just like low IQ adults talking about a TV show they saw and when Whitney Houston was sad on a talk show. Yeah, Chris is clearly the smart.

artist one there. He is. Chris has done some I know. Chris has done some fucked up things and his comedy's not great but he's got a head

on his shoulders. He's kind of understands he's able to read the room a little bit better than these guys. Oh, I should mention I was reading through the comments because they're like,

tell us guys, do you want us to do a live show in Austin? So I could only find one comment. He's like, I'd go to a show in Austin. Oh, wow.

Was it Brendan's sock account? Probably. Ask for a guarantee. It's a weird comment. Okay. So now because Eric Griffith's got on this whole thing about Arsenio Hall and how epic it was and all these guests they had, fucking dummy Brendan Schaub has to relate to it by remembering something that he remembers from Arsenio Hall. Eric,

Eric, you remember when Arsenio Hall had Bill Clinton on and it basically won him the goddamn election when he just started playing the saxophone? Everyone's like, he's so relatable. And he was just fucking blowing. Well, that was like a whole thing in the 80s. Remember the, there was a joke that in the 80s was, Bill Clinton's the first black president. That was like the joke. All the black comments were doing.

Remember? Hey, hey, remember Ghostbusters? Remember slimy? Oh, my mom, slammer. It's so stupid. First off, Bill Clinton didn't run for president in the 80s. I'm sure Eric Griffin was alive at the time because he's talking about how he saw him on the Art City Hall Show.

So you should probably know that was not what every black comic was saying in the 80s. So Bill Clinton was our first black president. But also, what a fucking boar fest. And thank God, Christa Lee is watching this. Watch his reaction to what this idiot just said. Bill Clinton's the first black president. That was like a joke. All the black comics were doing.

Right. He doesn't know what to do with that. Right. Yep. That's what all the black comics were doing. Yep. Good stuff. All right.

Can we please get off this subject? Well, they bring up the fact that Lewis Farrakhan was on the Erasidio Hall show. And this conversation is a disaster. This is a debacle. But I want you to pick up on the fact that Chris Delia, again, is baiting Eric Griffin and fucking with him. He's having fun with it, at least. Well, I mean, he did a lot. Arsenio Hall gets a chin on him.

But he also had Farrakhan on. And I think that's canceled the show. I don't really know much about Farrakhan Farrakhan. I know a little bit about him, but he was good or bad? I don't know who he is. I'm going younger than you guys.

No, I just know because I remember my parents' talk, said something about him. They were huge fans of Farrakhan. Hey, here's what's crazy. During this time period, Bill Clinton was going to Epstein Island. How cool is that? Okay.

So you see what Chris Lee is doing. He's even like looking over at Eric like, my parents are huge fans of Farrakhan. What do you think about that? Was he a good guy or a bad guy? He's baiting him. Yeah. He's like, Eric, you got a take on this? Eric, you're black, remember?

Yeah, yeah. What do you think about black nationalism? What do you think? Million Man March? What do you got? And Eric says nothing. Eric has nothing to say about this. And fucking dummy Brendan Jobs just like, I don't know who that is.

But you guys know that like Bill Clinton was playing saxophone. And look at how big the chin is on our. I see a lot. Good stuff, guys. I hadn't noticed that. That was great, Brandon. Yep, that was pretty good stuff. If you thought they had zero chemistry from that clip,

wait until they get into the Epstein Island talk. Check out this chemistry between them. What is this? That's like an underground bunker. It's an elevator. It goes underground. That's the backdrop of Ellen DeGeneres' stage. Honestly, it is.

Oh, it is. Wait, what? Oh, you guys don't know. I don't know. It's sorry. educate them but what is this what is this I hate this is because this is not a house right right

haven't you ever seen stranger things you know how there's a little door oh that's fucking stupid oh interesting no it's not it's just palm trees she killed yeah sure she killed who sure which what's that they're a DJ oh she killed him the dancing guy from I so you think you can dance yeah did he he died yeah he killed himself all right

here's an idea I'm gonna throw out there. What if a producer or someone wrote down six things they're going to talk about that day. Maybe it's in the news or something that they saw or viral video, whatever. So these guys can maybe be ready to talk about that. You know? So they're talking about Ellen DeGeneres and her set or Epstein Island or Farrakot or whatever. Just be a giant note on the wall. It says, don't let Brendan riff. I know. He always takes it the wrong direction. But these guys have nothing in common. I don't think these three would ever hang out with each other. No. All of this is kind of alluded. Like I said, the way the show came about

was it started with Theo Vaughn and Brendan Scha and then they started bringing in Christalia. They started bringing in Eric Griffin after Theo Vaughn left and then eventually it just turned into these three, which have no chemistry and nothing to talk about. And it's interesting because... Go ahead, Adam. No, unfortunately, I feel like no matter how much prep, Chris Delea did when Sean Epstein Island, he was going to say, I don't know what that is. What is that? I don't, what am I even looking at? How would I even know?

It's funny you say that because they talk about I've seen every four and why you can tell that Chris is uncomfortable with it. He does not want to talk about sex with underage girls. So how about that live podcast we're doing? Yeah, yeah. I'll see. I got some dates open. Yeah, I can make some calls.

Can they fit my writer? But the thing I was talking about before where these guys just aren't hungry anymore, they're just going through the motions. They're not trying to be funny or interesting. The producer brings up the fact that, like, Tim Dillon had a very funny bit about That's It's not comfortable. Well,

dude, that's just, dude, you get there, elevator down, party time. Okay, but.

Tim Dale did a sketch where he was that temple moving to L.A. to try to become an influencer. It's incredible. Yeah, he's funny.

The costume is so funny. Wow. Okay, so that's an elevator to go down in here? Okay, cool. Is that amazing?

That sounds like a funny podcast. Let's check that one out. The producer, Nick, is just like, by the way, some people turn this to do amazing comedy. Just FYL, like Tim Dillon did a whole thing where he thought about it had a time. And everyone was stunned. And I went, yeah, Tim Dillon's pretty funny. I've seen him do funny stuff. Oof.

Yeah. Not good. Maybe you guys should look into it and try to copy it a little bit. They just, they have nothing for this. Yeah. You were going to say some about it, though. What the thing? No, that's okay.

Griffin got him back for Farrakhan. I mean, they literally have nothing. They're like, all right, well, not where you have the temple up. We're talking about upstate island. What are you guys? It's like, I don't know, man. I forgot about your thing with the underage girls. I'll shut up now.

Sorry. You first, Chris. Yeah, please. Yeah, you go. So then they start riffing out the Holocaust jokes. And they talk about what a hotel in Ashwitz would be like. And so, yeah, Chris is not having fun with this either. Yeah, no, that's,

wow that's amazing that that's also another 12 minute bit we could do yeah well we're just not gonna do it we're not okay okay that's fine you lost energy chris no i i i i've done a lot of german stuff in my career honestly and uh oh i like the german yeah you have don't do the nine yeah uh yeah so literally they're like this is pretty funny premise right remember the holocaust what if we got some goofs out of the germans out over that and chris is like he Yeah, I'm good. I just don't have it in me today. Literally, Brendan recognized, like, you don't have the energy for this today? Or should we reschedule? Eric seemed very disappointed, too. I know. Come on.

So you heard him. Oh, God, Adam. No, if this is the show, what is going on during commercial breaks? What is going on on the other time? This is what you're supposed to be doing off air before the show. So I think their entire time is spent on scheduling, getting them in the same room at the same time. There's no time for anything else because no one's invested. Oh, there's literally episodes where they started up and then Eric Griffin or

Christelia walk in after they've started because it's like six o'clock, it's go time. They'll get here eventually. Like, we just have this one hour block that we have all of you available for this and then everyone moves on to their own thing. And they're just not talented enough to pull that off. Some people are. They're not. So then after Chris is like, I don't want to talk about the Germans.

They're like, all right, fine. I'll take a stab at it. Remember he said this could be a 12-minute bit. Yes. Let's see how this goes. Shall I take our bags? Do you want, are you keeping a car with us? No, you lose your luggage because you take your bags and they just take everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We will handle your bags. Yeah, and you're staying in a room with seven other families, you know? Yeah. There's no windows in my room. To get the full experience. To get the full experience. It's like.

Probably not 12 minutes. You know, it's a stretch a lot with those free tattoo jokes that Brendan Schaub had. Probably won't get to 12. 12 minutes with that. So, lackluster. So we get back to talking about the Epstein Island again. And

Brendan Schaub doesn't fucking understand anything about anything. Look, time goes by and people can Yeah. You know, it's like our land was way different fucking a thousand years ago. But like, you know, it's, you know, you can rebrand,

you know? I guess. They're not going to be like, this, come and enjoy the place where these kids, you know what? I'd go there to like, hunt some ghost. Wow.

What a, what a, ghost hunting? What a weird. Yeah, I love it. Do there. Yeah,

people weren't murdered there. Brennan Shub doesn't understand what's going on. No, no, it was underage, it was girls, having sex with

prominent politicians and other celebrities, and it was being recorded for blackmail purposes. What do they think of this? We go ghost hunting at Epstein Island? That's amazing.

I was a 14-year-old with a tight pussy. What does he think what's going on there? I ain't afraid of no ghost. And Chris DeLage is like, wow, what a weird thing to do when I've seen it. I know. He should be used to Brandon by now. He's like, he's like, why is this guy still on the show? He lives in Austin.

We have to remote in with them. It doesn't make any sense. So it's gotten to this point where it's just they're not hitting anything. Everything's just a blockade. They're just hitting walls. And so finally, Chris, who's the pro? Decides it's time to transition out of this and change the topic. That'd be silly.

But, you know, it is what it is. And you know what's funny is, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. Yeah. And I wasn't starting. Isn't that funny? Normally we would have got some lunch. Well, I would have had that chicken, dude.

They make some good chicken in that fucking burrito place. Yeah, don't they? Just a side of chicken. Every time I order you goes, just outside of chicken. Um Mexicans talk No they talk Arachides

I know I was thinking too So amazing Chris is just like All right well Holocaust didn't work Epstein Island

didn't work I'm hungry Yeah what happened to lunch Should we grab some food He's a comic And he loves Just getting lost

In that riff And letting his brain Just go But he can't do that Because he's rightfully So second-guessing everything through this prism of how is this going to be perceived so he can only riff about chicken and lunch and you're watching him censor himself like it might get funny but let's just it's the bill burring of this man that's happening we're watching in real time imagine him performing a live show this podcast yeah yeah of course yeah can only roll your eyes so many times it's like hey do you guys uh see the homeless guy out front yeah how about those food trucks Good stuff.

So then Eric Griffin, he brings up something that is so uninteresting, and thank God he gets called out for it. You know what I love seeing? You know what I love seeing is when I was a kid and all the like 80s heartthrob girls or whatever, you know, all the like the pin-up girls who were like the,

you know, the legally blonde type of shit. And then now they're grandmas in shows. You know, do like that. Yeah, I love that. I love seeing. Let's say you're getting older. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, no, this is the mom now. You're the mom now? How does that feel? Yeah. It's just happening right before your eyes. Yeah. Dude, do a podcast on it. You know?

That's what this is. Yeah. I love that. A group of brings up to me that's so boring. Do you know that actors get older and play different roles? And Shaw managed to miss the point twice. Yes. That's hard to do.

She should do a podcast on that. And poor Chris Lee is like, unfortunately, we're kind of doing that right now. Yes. Very unfortunately. Because Christalia's response to this is perfect. I don't often compliment Christalia, but Chef's Kiss on this one. No, but it's like you see a lot of those now.

Yeah. Yeah. That's not interesting. How is it interesting? Turned into Jurassic Park. No, no, no. I'm saying, why is it interesting to you? Thank you.

That's not interesting. Why do you think that's interesting? And then Eric Griffin goes on this whole explanation, and Chris goes, Oh, right, right, right, right. Okay, yeah, yeah, I get it. Okay. I was like, oh, fuck it. You should have stuck with it, man. You should have really just made him explain why he said that out loud during a comedy show.

Yeah, hopefully at the live podcast. Yeah, that would actually be interesting. If he quit the show at the live podcast and put these two on blast, I'll never work with either you idiots again. I'm done with that. Before I go, explain yourself. Yes. And by the way, Christa Leah does a show with his brother that's unwatchable.

It's one of the worst podcasts I've ever seen. I was checking it out this week because I was looking for some fodder. Lifeline. As I do, yes, Lifeline. The advice show they do. Oh, God. And that show is so obnoxious. It's hard to clip.

Because I'm like, I don't know that my show will be this obnoxious. You would think two brothers arguing would be interesting. No, but they're both trying way too hard to be, that schick going. Yeah. It's so annoying. This actually, in a way, paints Christa Lee in the best light possible. In the same way that, like, Woody Allen came off well when he was next to Bill Maher. all of a sudden we were sympathetic to Woody Allen.

Him being the most rational person in that room is, it's a travesty. It might actually be doing something good for his career. You're right. That's a good point. So then they look at Amy Schumer's recent bikini pick where Amy Schumer, like, I guess she got dumped by her husband

and then lost a bunch of weight. And so now she's like, look at how hot I am. And I was like, well, okay. And they all want to say shit, but they don't. Crystalia especially. It's just like, me, eh, you know, obviously they know each other and stuff. And so after they go through all of that, Chris starts to reflect on what's really going on. Oh, my gosh.

I just, people, everyone who, pretty much every star is so fucking crazy. It's just so insane. It's, you know, the people who are not huge stars, you can find them, and they're not nuts, but the huge stars are just, they go nuts. Okay. So this asshole with his shades on right now Who's done zero work and just expects people to watch the show is like Can you believe these celebrities and the way they go about their days?

Unbelievable. And he was actually stretching while he was saying it. But this is a perfect conversation starter and jumping off point for Eric Griffin Who can't wait. He's like, oh, I got something for this. Bro, think about when is this? the last time you think Tom Cruise went to the post office?

Oh, well, yeah, I was actually thinking about that recently. I'm like, oh no, he's yes anding that. Chris, I was trying to give you credit for this show. I thought he's being sarcastic. No, he goes and they go into a whole thing about our celebrities just like us, and then the producers like, do you guys go to the DMV? It turns into a whole thing. Do you have a cult?

I was just thinking about this the other day. What's the last time Tom Cruise went to the post office? Oh, you should stop thinking about that. Yeah. Forever. Never think about that again. Definitely don't bring it up on our show. Anyway, the golden hour, everybody.

All right. Let's talk about Bill Burr. That's your beat, Adam. So I want to get your take on Bill Burr's podcast. Of course, he does a Thursday show. So we have some clips from last Thursday. And then the Monday show from this past Monday. Let's start with Thursday show.

And he's working out his Riyadh comedy bit. I guess so. I don't know why he wouldn't have done this there. It's perfectly suited. This is the time to work out this kind of material. Where I think, like, how is there a God that loves us that makes the kind of people that lead nations that do what they do? I'm not just talking about us. I'm talking about all around the fucking world, like these heartless, ruthless, fucking lunatic people. It's really what the job attracts.

Oh. So leaders of countries. Countries are ruthless, horrible people. Not just here, around the globe. Around the globe. Yeah, yeah. Like, probably even in the Middle East, I would imagine. I don't know.

I mean, I hear it's mostly nice there, but probably a few lunatics. Maybe. Running countries. It's interesting that all of a sudden he's figured this out. Because before he was just like there's a Chili's. You know? He's very excited about that. But yeah, he continues on with this bit that he's working out.

Because as we know, we learned from Adam. Adam went to go, him and Christian Black went to go see Bill Burr perform stand-up recently. And a lot of these things that he brings up on his podcast are fleshed out and put into his act. And they're great. Yeah. He figures out the punchline. He figures out the angle and people are going along with them. He's like, oh, this is great.

You hear it on the podcast, you go, what are you doing? Yeah. Should I not be in this room right now? I'm sorry. Maybe I walked in when you were busy with something. It's only the setup. You get no punchline. Yeah.

So this continues. If there's actually a decent human being that is the leader of a country, if there is, you don't last long. It doesn't, being a nice, empathetic person running a country, I just don't feel like that is a recipe. That is a recipe to lose an election or get whacked or have a military coup. They're just like, look at him. He cares about the regular Joe.

He's a weak bastard. Let's fucking move on him. anyway Saudi Arabia you've been great thank you Riyadh thank you to the king we'll see you next time yeah right where was where was that bit

it's all true everything he's saying well isn't maybe it wasn't Bill Burr you heard a lot of excuses from these comics who went over to Riyadh

they're like well you're told you're not allowed to talk about their government or Islam right you can't make any jokes about that and I don't know I think Billper is one of the guys who said that's fine

I don't have jokes about that kind of stuff So what's the difference? That's not my act anyway. So I might as I go over there and do my act. Meanwhile, it seems like he has some thoughts about this. He does. Yeah. I guess the new part is he added, you know, around the world instead of just here domestically.

Right. Thankfully, it's not just America that sucks. This is an annoying take. This is where Bill loses me. I don't know. White people acting like they don't have power and need to take something back. I just, I really do know. As a white guy, I don't align with.

the put upon white person. Unless you're looking at the white people that are doing it to you, who are then blaming non-white people. If you could just stop believing that lie and maybe look at the people telling you that you should be upset with, maybe you could maybe enlighten yourself and actually figure out what's really going on. Did you just tell me to Google it? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I don't want to do that. No. We had so much homework last week I know, I can't keep up Is it possible What he's talking about has nothing to do with race at all And that Bill has just become a racist

What the fuck is he talking He's always talking about these white people The fucking white people It's so annoying There's people do shit That you don't like Cares what they're racist What bothered me was just his part about like

Come on do your research Look it up, find out the facts Why does that only apply to all of us Why does that not also apply to him because he's already got it all figured out. I see. That's what he's implying there. We have to do our homework.

He had a very different take after he got back from reality and got all that shit for people. And now he's got it all figured out again. See, this is why Chris DeLeia didn't want to say anything about Epstein. He's like, I'm just not saying a word because it all sounds kind of disingenuous. Yeah. And speaking of the previous segment, Shob says to the producer, hey, educate him. But Bill doesn't have a producer there, but that's what he's saying. Right.

Yeah. And Bill famously says, I go to I am right.com and get all my information to win the argument. Like Bill's literally explaining, like if you look for something on the internet, you'll find it. Oh, yeah. So find that white people are doing this horrible thing. And like, oh, yeah, there it is. Go figure. Bill was right.

All right. Let's back up, though, because earlier in this episode, this is the Thursday episode on the 22nd, Bill is talking about his garage door. I guess his drum set is out in the garage. Is that right, Adam? Yes. That's where his drums are. So he wants to practice his drums, as you know.

Bill loves playing the drums. And some anger comes out. I know he doesn't have anger issues anymore, but I'm concerned. I have a show coming up where I got to play three songs. And for the life of me, I can't get anybody to fix this garage door. So it works for longer than two or three. days. First, it was the coils, then it was the motor, then it was this, then it's that, and it just keeps coming down, hitting the ground, and then immediately going back up again.

I don't know what the fuck's going on. It's outside my area of expertise, and I finally had an afternoon off where I could go out and rehearse what I needed to rehearse. And doggone it, wouldn't you know it? So I lost my shit for about three seconds, and then I stopped and was like, I don't want to do this, and I stopped. Okay. So is that a relapse? He calls it one before this starts. He says, I broke my streak, I lost my cool.

And this is how he explains it. Okay. So then he comes back on Monday. And he's still pissed off about this crunch. I thought he was only angry about it for three seconds. And then he got over and moved on, took that deep breath that wrote his journal and figured it out. but apparently that was not the case.

I got the Bon Scott fucking tribute with Dean Del Rey coming up, and I got to rehearse these songs, and I'm afraid to go in my own drum room. Huh? There's a first world problem for you. So I'm just going to call the dude back and just say, what is the most powerful fucking overhead goddamn garage door opener? Excuse my language, that you can install.

Is there any way you could find it in your hat to come over, and do it as soon as possible. That's what I was like. Meanwhile, I'm just sort of air drumming. That's an angry phone call. Oh, yeah. That's an angry phone call to a person who, it's not their fault. The garage door isn't working.

No. And, you know, it's like even saying bless your heart when you're in the South. It's right. Go fuck yourself. Where he's just like, can you find it in your heart to get over here as soon as possible and fix this thing? He says that because he prefaces it by saying, so I'm just going to throw money at the problem.

That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to find someone that I could give me the best that I can spend the most money on. Can you find it in your heart to let me overpay for this thing as if him? Uh-huh. And I would imagine they have a lot of like emergencies that come up and him having to rehearse for the Bon Scott Dean Delray tribute is not high up on the list of necessities. I don't want to fucking big time people around here, but are those difficult drums to learn fucking early ACDC? I'm pretty sure I could feel. in. I think all of us could figure that out pretty quickly.

Oh, what's the change? There isn't one. No, okay, cool. So I just do this? Yeah, that's it. Should I do a fill? No, no, no, no, no. Definitely not. You think they were weighing that in at the garage place? Well, what, what song is it? Yeah, right. Is he a Rush Tribute band or what are they doing? No, no, no. It's early ACD. Oh, is it. Neil Purt. We'll be right over, sir. We understand. We're on our way. Money. We got to, yeah. All right. So, fortunately, our buddy, Bill, is, you know, cured of anger.

even though he did have that slip up last week. I am like cured of my anger. Every day I have these little things that I do. I write my journal. I do that stuff. One of the things I like to do is when I get into a frustrated moment is to, in an absolutely rated G way, communicate my upsetment. Okay.

Yep. He forgot that he had a real asset. sounds like. And that he told us about it. Right. And then we know about it. You definitely lost is cool. So this next clip where he's talking more about how he's dealing with his anger,

this is disturbing. Sometimes you have to let things out. Yeah. You don't want to have things pent up. No. Because bad things can happen. There's this one intersection where there's no light and I have to try to get across it. And it's frustrating.

And I used to be like, you know, Jesus fucking Christ. And then the kids would be like, Dad, watch me. I used to do that. Now I just come down and I just go, boy, oh boy, sure are a lot of cars out here today. Well, I'll tell you right now,

this is enough to make a fella really frustrated. I just sort of mock how I used to be. It's kind of worse. Yeah. You think so? There's just that beat of sweat dripping down the forehead because like, oh, yeah, exactly. He's going to blow.

No, I'm fucking great. I picture Flanders trying to keep it together. Yeah, right. Oh, it's that guy, Gil? Everything's going wrong? Yes. Before he was just angry at the traffic, now he's like yelling at himself in front of his kids

and mocking who he used to be like two months ago, so they're like, that was still you, Dad. You're still the same person. Exactly, yeah. So it's disturbing. It's like that falling down movie. It's like he's going to blow. Yeah. All it takes is just one thing to happen and that's it.

Well, that would actually be very interesting if he went on a murder spree. Confrick bid, he tries to get a breakfast sandwich after 1130. Oh, my gosh. Why would you stop serving eggs if you have omelets? All right. So where we go next is someone writing in for advice. And Adam, do you want to set this up because it's amazing. what Bill has gone through with this garage door, he's not understanding the parallels

to the issue that this blue-collar worker is having. Not at all. There's a real lack of self-awareness. An email comes in from this mechanic who works on a site saying, my boss is, I'm having trouble with him. Can you help me? And his instincts, bills, are kind of monstrous. He goes, I work for this horrible construction company,

as a mechanic in New England. Wait a minute. You're a mechanic on a construction site. So what do you do? You make sure the equipment's still working? Yeah. My boss put me on nights with no pay raise. Well, he didn't do that.

The fucking people above him told him to do it. And two days notice, I work exclusively outside. That's interesting. He sides with the boss immediately. He doesn't even know the story. No. The people above him do that. Now, I used to own a company.

I've talked about that before. Yeah. You know who I worked for? My clients. I had a lot of bosses. Because everyone who wrote a check to my company, I had to keep them happy. That sounds like a philosophy. Now, Bill, when he was explaining earlier, that he needed his garage door fixed,

pronto. He was going to throw money at it. Don't you think that there was some poor schmuck who had to go there and work extra hours and get this thing done? for Bill because he was throwing a little hissy fit. God forbid he was drumming at the time. Yes. You really haven't figured that song out yet?

This guy's working out the fucking thing. He's like, ah! Give me those sticks. TNT. Yeah, right. Jesus. Two and four. Yeah, it's not that hard. Who says that? When somebody says my boss is making me work late, who just

instinctually says, oh, come on. I mean, it wasn't his fault. I'm sure, you know, he has a quota that's being put to him by people above him and we need to be nice to the boss, just because he's making you work overnights, outside with no extra pay. Why are we jumping on this boss? That was odd. It really was.

Some odd advice. Oh, we have a quick clip at the end here. He gives us a little more advice on his way out of the podcast. Oh, yeah. This is interesting. Somebody asked for financial advice. Yeah. And listen to this.

I would have quit my day job. I didn't. and I could have moved out, I didn't, and I just kept paying off my credit cards, I paid off all of my student loans, and then I saved up a bunch of money so then I could then move to New York City because I didn't know what the fuck was going to happen. Sorry, setting my alarm here, and I'm talking to you guys as I'm walking out the door here. I fucking, that's what I did. And ever since then, I've always tried to make sure that I never got myself in that situation again. And so if I got out of it, you can get out of it.

All right, your life's going to work out. Just believe it. All right, go fuck yourselves. I'll talk to you on Thursday. Yeah, holy shit. He can't wait to stop podcasting. Could you imagine I just grab this mic as I'm walking? All right, guys, that's been a lot of fun.

See you later. This guy was like having serious debt trouble. And he's like, how do I get out of it? And it was such an old man like, well, I saved and did the right thing. So you can do that to you right? Bye. Yeah. Something else.

He does. have producers. There's ads here. People are paying attention to this. Someone is putting it up, not him. If you can't fucking edit out the beeps of your own alarm code, I had to go in and take two of them out and tell them to please not leave that in there. Is he an idiot? Someone, let him do that. Why would he do that? That's hilarious. I didn't think of that. He's trying to get fired and robbed. Yeah, right. He must have a good insurance policy. Because even Howard Sterner, back in the day would not let the beeps be played of phone numbers

because people can just do anything. That's fine. They're just letting him do that. All right. So the thing that we've been doing on this show recently, I've really enjoyed it, is we've been kind of analyzing Bill's relationship with his wife, Nia,

because what we're finding out is that Bill with his podcast and his transformation since Riyadh and the internet turning on him has really become a different person. He's dealing with his anger issues. He's not swearing around the kids.

And he's really mad at Whitey, as we played another example today. And a lot of people will get the sense that this has something to do with his relationship with his wife, Nia, who seems to be difficult. Is it an okay word to use? She seems to be a bit difficult to deal with it. Probably not, but she's problematic. Okay. So you found a clip. Again, they're on a podcast together.

And they're talking about this must have been right when the. The Jesse Smallett issue happened. I don't know if that's the right word. Incident, I guess it would be the better word for Jesse Smallott, where he pretended that he was a victim of a hate crime at 2 a.m. in Chicago and was looking for sympathy or who knows attention. Who knows what he was looking for? We've all been there.

Tale as old as time. Sure, sure. Why not? So should I just play this clip? Do you have any set up for this? It's just keep in mind of who they are now. and listen to how they feel then. Yeah.

I did a little, you know, thing on my stories about it because I felt so awful, but yeah, it's, it's complicated. It's just like you when you have your hit TV show and okay, we're bringing Nia in. She just said, you know, just once again, just we are agreeing to not bring up the Jesse Smollett case. That's it, absolutely. That's not being my writer. Nia, thank you so much for joining us. You look absolutely radiant. Oh, thank you. And congratulations on your, uh, your, your, your, your, big new TV

show. It's an essay hit. I saw Apple Watches was advertising on it. You got to get an Apple Watch. Yeah. Now, let's ask you this. Just going back, you know, do you plan on faking a hate crime at all like a just-stice smile it? Smollett, smell it, smile it, smile it, smile it. You know what? I'm sorry. Nia Renee Hill storms out of interview. Yeah, I specifically asked to not be asked about this. And you had the audacity. You had the audacity to ask me about it. Yeah, I don't know, man. What do you think about this? I have some thoughts, but go ahead, Adam. I think back when her crime, her controversy, was simply showing support for Jussie Smillett before everyone knew all the facts.

This comedic fantasy, they can't even imagine being the kind of people that would ever have something in an interview writer that said, don't ask me about this. And then mocking the people who would make fun of those people asking the question, oh, the audacity to ask. Like, of course you asked. They can't even fathom in their mind. So it was pretty shocking to me to disconnect. Okay. So I didn't understand the full context of that.

I was picking up on the fact that Nia Hill is so obsessed with this racial divide. Is that if a black person does something stupid that should be ridiculed, she can't ever ridicule that because she's just team black person no matter what. And that's the sense I'm getting with Billick. He's being told, like, we're team black people. Because on Bill's show, that's all I ever fucking hear is that Whitey is bad. We're team black people. And we've talked about it.

It seems like Bill's show is for his wife. Yes. He wants to make sure. And maybe his entire life is like that. We're just like, ah, look at me. I hate Whitey. And Whitey's the worst. Am I looking into this too much, Adam?

No, I didn't pick up on that at all because he was so rude to Miss Pat. I couldn't imagine. That's true. He didn't even realize he was being rude to Miss Pat, though. I don't think. Either way, I think it still stands the idea that there's like things you can't ask us about and how absurd that would be or topics we won't touch where that's what they're doing now. Like he's not going to do an interview and saying ask me whatever you want. Neither one of them will do that.

He won't talk about it. The emails are fake. There's no more real questions. He's not answering the chat. Like he put up this wall and it wasn't that long ago that they were mocking the idea of that. Yeah. He literally says on his show, he was saying this for months. I wish I could comment on this stuff.

I wish I could tell you what's really going on. I was like, yeah, you can. It's your show. Yeah, but I'm married. Well, maybe that's what it was. Maybe that's what it really was. Yeah, we thought you were enlightening us. You would want us to know if we were missing something.

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from these guys who created this gay furry dating app. And they come on as V-tubers and they're in their fursonas, and they do a show about being gay furries. And then I brought that again to Dick Masterson for a recent crossover show we did, patreon.com slash where these podcasts to check that out. And I thought Dick would be fascinated by this. And we went through and talked about this lifestyle and what it's all about. And then I had this gentleman to reach out to me and say,

hey, I'm a gay furry. Can I come on your show? And I said, well, yes, you can. Lex. What's happening, my friend? Hello there. And the dabble verse has reached a new low. That's correct.

Thank you for being here. I appreciate it. Thank you. I have a few questions for you. Adam might have some as well. The first question I have is, I don't even know how to refer to your costume. Is the word costume offensive?

I would say no. generally they are fur suits is the termology. But you're not like a sensitive community. You don't get upset if us Normies call them a costume or something like that. Personally, I wouldn't, but of course I don't speak for all members of the group. You do right now, unfortunately. You're the spokesperson. You raised your hand and said, I'll go out and answer questions from these idiots.

I'm only for reference. I'm not my nature of represent. Got it. So what is your persona? My sona is actually a coyote. That being said, I don't have a suit because whenever I get the urge to spend money, I find better uses of the 5K. Wow. That makes a lot of sense to me.

Okay. That's good. Just saying. So do you just, do you draw or how do you become this coyote? No, it was actually drawn for me. I'm not an artist. I'm just a fan of the, you know, the arts and the personalities that occupy the space. Do you go to the conventions?

Have you traveled to meet these people? I've been to one, a really small one out in Texas a couple of years ago. It was decent, I would say. Now, when you go to these conventions, do you get to meet the people? Like, I imagine that you connect with them online and maybe you know some of the more famous ones, for different reasons. Do you get to meet them and see who they actually are, or is it just them wearing their costumes?

That one, no. That one, I didn't know anybody. Like I said, it was a small, a small gathering of just friends. I haven't been to any of the bigger ones. I would like to go, but I haven't a chance yet. What's the average career length of a furry?

I can't imagine there's a lot of old timers. You probably age out of it, I would think. Retirees. But he should add. I would be considered a cray muzzle, which is to say a furry over the age of 35, which is not that old, but old enough, I suppose. Well, it's old to be in that community, I suppose. Certainly, yes. Do you feel embarrassed about that?

Do people make you feel embarrassed about that ever? The term is not exactly complimentary, I would say. But, no, I think it is something meant to be phased out of. I happen to continue it so long beyond my time. I suppose. Okay. All right. So I have questions about the, the gay part of the gay furry community. Okay. What do you think comes first, like realizing that you're gay or being into like this Fisona thing? That's a good question. I think it's different for everybody. For me, I probably figured out being gay before I figured out being into sonas and characters. Okay. What came first for you,

I got to pick up the language here, sodas. I like that. I'll let you know when one of those things happens. But you, these are two separate things, right? Being gay and being into the furry lifestyle, these are separate things, right? They are, they are. They don't, I'm sorry, go ahead. No, no, please.

They don't necessarily coincide in all cases. There is a ton of overlap, of course. I think there is something very welcoming. about being gay in the furry community. It is very open and inviting. Have you found the furry community to be welcoming to you? Oh, certainly, absolutely. Are most of your friends in the lifestyle?

I would say half and half. I have furry friends and I have non-furry friends. How do the non-furry friends feel about it? Most of them are okay with it. They think it's weird, it's quirky and bizarre, which is understandable, sure. Do you keep it from some people? Of course, yeah. It's not, it isn't for everyone.

Do you have other hobbies besides fucking animals? I mean, people, they're dressed as animals? Yeah, yeah, I do. I play video games, I read books, I listen to music. Go to pet stories. I'm really just a normal dude. It happens to like arts and funny people who wear funny suits. To Carl's point, is this a sex thing?

Is that what it's about? When you go to a convention, is it about being sexually gratified while wearing the suit? Is that the ultimate or is it more about just how it feels to be an, like what is it? What's the appeal? The appeal is really just the freedom, the ability to be able to sort of be yourself or not be yourself and sort of don a second identity or another sort of, you know,

kind of at its eyes from the everyday world. I mean, you could find that in a lot of different spaces. This is a specific thing that calls to you. You know what I mean? I pretend to be a producer. Of course. And I mean, it's really really no different from being a Trekkie and wearing the red space suit or the... Trekkies are worse, actually.

You ever fuck a track. It's a way more embarrassing. They love the show. Bronies are because they love the My Little Pony. thing. The furry is because you love what? Being an anthropomorphic person or creature. It's really more, I guess, nebulous or what's the word, vague. There's no

one particular fandom that makes you a furry, although there is, I guess, I had tens of overlap. You can be a furry who likes the pony thing. You can be a furry who likes the Disney characters. But a number of them are of course also a custom sure so obviously you know people have the costumes and you've seen this at the convention and you've mentioned five thousand dollars i mean these things are not cheap they're they're very well made and that's the base i would say yeah oh that's the base oh wow okay expensive hobby can you shit in these things do they have like a little i i went to a wedding and there was a convention going on there's a bunch of furries in the bathroom they discourage you for taking

photos in the bathroom, but that didn't stop you. No, but anyway, that's the point. Can you do a number two pretty easily in a fur suit? I don't know firsthand. I would assume you'd have to desuit to handle the FIBIO problem. Because I would think there's a lot of gay sex going on. And I think a lot of these people like to keep their fersona intact while they're having gay sex.

So I would imagine there is some type of entrance there. That is a good point. There are suits designed for, we'll say, physical intimacy. And yes, there are patches and zippers that can be undone for such actions. I wouldn't recommend shitting through one per se. Okay. And by the way, you should ship before the convention. So, yeah, I agree with that.

That makes a lot of sense. Any convention, that's good advice. Yeah, yeah, just shit at home and then go and do whatever you have to do that day. It's my advice to you. All right. So I guess maybe the more expensive ones are more conducive to gay sex, the people who are spending the big bucks, getting the nice upgrades. Without going into too much detail, I will say that there are. There are suits that are designed specifically for that.

I don't know exactly what the price range is. Okay. But I will say that in general, they are a bit more stain resistant. Oh, okay. That's a good point. So a lot of furries get offended when you bring up the fact that there's a sexual element to this. And I've not done a ton of research in this, but we've covered a lot of podcasts on this topic over the years. And everything seems to come back to sex at some point.

And so I'm wondering, I think Adam kind of asked this question already, if it's assumed when you're in a convention like this, that there's a potential for hooking up. but it's almost like a dating, potential speed dating seminar. Well, that's not the, I would say, a primary focus. That's more of a knock-on or a site benefit is, yes, we are adults and we are people who tend to live alone. Perhaps we have long-distance relationships or no relationship at all. And so when we get together, there is the potential, right, to sort of let those carnal feelings run wild. So this is what freaks me out about this.

So this is where I have an issue with this whole. Oh, you didn't up till now. No, I've talked about this before. All right, go ahead. So there's people's identities are hidden. Sure. You know, they're dressed up as a red fox or a black cat or whatever they are. And I would imagine that this is a child.

attracts children, this type of thing. Oh, you get to dress up as an animal. Look at me. I'm francing around as an animal. And all we're seeing is a zipper at an asshole. And so I'm wondering if there is an issue with minors engaging in adult behavior that people should be concerned about. As far as I know, I mean, it's not really commonplace. It doesn't, we don't really allow that sort of thing in conventions.

There are spaces dedicated for adults. in spaces more open for family. Okay. And mostly together. Yeah, I mean, Comic-Con, they dress up in character. They walk around. They enjoy each other, but it's not necessarily about fucking. I'm sure people will hook up, but that's not why they're there.

I don't think it's inherently like a parade of sexuality and of open, you know, that kind of stuff at a furry convention, even though, as you said, there are, you can find that and do that in the privacy of your home. How did you, you told us about coming out of the closet, how did you find out this was your thing? Like, what was the moment? Hmm, that's a good question. I mean, it wasn't really like a, like a, like a, like a snap decision. It was kind of progressive, I suppose, sort of sort of a thing. Well, how do you even like have that option? Who presents that as an option to make you go? You know, my older brother loved the Grateful Dead. I would not have followed them around if he wasn't like, listen to this. Did anything happen like that or did you stumble upon it?

There must have been something at some point, some image I saw it on the Internet or something on the Internet. Something on the Internet? I mentioned a video or something like that, perhaps. I can't really remember specifically. Why don't you go to more conventions? Just the cost and the distance. I'm in Arizona.

There's a much going on out here. I'd have to go to L.A. or to Florida or Atlanta, the fine, fine, the good ones. But you talk to them online? Oh, yeah, certainly. Are you in a relationship with someone that, enjoys this as well? Wrong distance, yes.

And what is their persona? They are a cat. Is that compatible with coyote? Coyote cats. That's what I thought, yeah. Be careful is what we're saying.

Let's be careful. So the other issue I have with this is this obsession with animals sometimes leads to, I'm not saying the majority of furries. There's some bad apples that see Ben, they're into, like, beastiality and stuff.

Have you ever encountered someone who started going down that road with you and you're meeting someone online? Not personally, no. But have you heard about other people encountering there? There are bad actors in every, every fandom and every... I'm a baseball fan. You can see what my cop's hat. I've never met somebody who fucks dogs because I was a baseball fan.

No, but I've seen guys painted in their team's colors with a Viking hat on, spilling shit everywhere, and their shirt off screaming and yelling in a language we can't understand. which is just like fucking dogs like beastiality is a third thing but to answer your question no I have

it's not it's not common enough that I've never went across it okay I feel like we've worded a lot here I feel like Chris Delia how the fuck did I get here how did you have you ever used the bark app have you ever used a gay furry dating app

I have actually yeah you used bark specifically a little bit yes how does that work for you is it good it's all right And then I'm not a big on social to begin with. It feels a little bit like a Twitter. It's, it's, there is adult content on it, but it's more people just blogging and photo sharing.

It's fine. What kind of photo sharing? Mostly, mostly suits and heads. Now, you don't have a costume. Is that like being a gun enthusiast without a gun? Like, does it feel? Good question. Well, I do have art.

So I mean, I can, I can do art share. Cool. Got it. Of course. There may be some questions for you in here. Michael C says, EDI, I love your stand up.

That's not an EDR, guys. It's a different guy. Does Lex know my buddy musician Pepper Coyote? I do not. Okay. Good to know. You could. Carl can't shame because he eats poop.

This is not true. Everybody's into something. Lex. I'm going to hike down here. Lex, listen, man. Don't be ashamed, Carl. How do you'll say that I've eaten poo over here? It's just not true.

Don't believe the haters. RTT3. 81 says, I'm confused. Is this guy representing gays, blacks, furries, or gay black furries? Help me out here, guys. Good question. I'm here, Ripton, Virginia, myself. Yes.

Good answer. Lame. Ray DeVito the gummy Spoker says, Lex, do you prefer blurry or African-American? African. African American. Have you heard either of those before? I have not. That's good.

I like that. Halkomania, who is best pony? I'm actually more of a spike man. Yeah. Oh, that's the correct answer. This is the ass. I was like, what am I doing here? Yeah, I don't even know what that meant.

Sean, the Rees says, The Lone Shark Podcast, episode one, season one, episode eight, we covered furries. All right, the Lone Shark podcast. I'm into it. Yeah, check that one out. Do you listen to a podcast about furies?

Not very often. Every now and then they'll come up. Actually, actually more than, I'm sorry. The most of the most that I've heard have been. and on WATP. We do cover it alone. Yeah, no shit. And you're a fan of the Dick show, too, right?

You know, I liked it, but I haven't gotten a video show yet. We know you like Dick. All right. Appreciate that. Too easy. Red Fur mom says, Lex, do you know anyone that went to rain Furris, 2015? Oh, let's see. I probably, no, I don't, actually.

Hulkomania, I can't yift to this. trust me, you can see anything. Dame Taff says, ask Aaron, ask if Aaron was good at basketball. Now, this is not Mikey. Well, Jesus Christ, you guys. I was going to mention, too, you do recall the last time you had a black person on as an interview, that the, that was almost the end of the show. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. According to Aaron, my career is ruined from it. I don't even podcast anymore. Everyone went away. Leverman says, any, anything he didn't answer, I will at Hackamania. Yeah, Carl. Okay. So Labramistic is also a gay furry.

Is that what I'm hearing? Welcome. We'll see it. You hear what you want to hear. The one pun, does anyone ever call out Red Rocket? Good question. All the time. Oh, no.

Okay. Well, that's not good. Leverumistic on supertip.g.g. slash WTP. Carl, the furry community is like modern politics. There's people who make it their identity. There's people who make it a hobby. Some keep it personal.

some profit from it never knew I was I'm 40 No so Levermissick is a furry There you go There you go And he's 40 All right well Levermissing We'll talk to you at Hackamania

Looking forward to learning more about it Bring your your Fersona Yes please do Please Ladies's man on Mars Guys wanting to fuck in costumes Doesn't creep me out It's the Fersona shit

I'm really a cat a wolf A Marmat You're a human you creepy fuck All right Everyone has their opinions this guy lives in Arizona Instead of spending $5,000 in a fur suit Just shoot a couple of coyotes

That's a good point You could make your own actually Very true I wouldn't recommend it Captain cheese coming in Holy shit Gay furry and black Talk about a trifecta

Ask him what he thinks about Lola Bunny in Space Jam Great question Yes That's a good question Tits aren't big enough One or two Oh that's a good

That's a good question You've answered our question I think that's pretty You're right at one works, two does not is the answer. The reply guy coming in. Watch out for Rob Saul. He is not to be trusted. Do you know what Rob Saul is?

I hear the name. I'm not too familiar. You'll see you in the chats when you're on your boards. You'll find them in there. Lux, thanks so much for coming out. This has been a fun conversation. I think I've learned a lot. Yes.

I appreciate it. You got a really great attitude about this. It was very brave to come on to a place like this. What's the biggest misconception? that people have about you, you wish you could correct? And we can end up. Biggest misconception, I would say, is A, that it's all about sex, which I mean, again, that is an element.

However, it is not. The other is simply, I think, like Carl mentioned, the sort of presence of youth. Again, I think we do a good job of keeping those two things separate, especially at conventions. There are places where adults go, places where families go, and the two very, very rarely cross, if ever. All right. Thank you.

Anything you want to promote? Anything you want people to know about you, Lex? No, I'm a very private person. I kind of keep it to myself. Well, it was very bravely to come on, as Adam said, and you were, you know, apprehensive about having a webcam. So thank you very much for doing that.

It was great talking to you. I appreciate it, buddy. Thanks, Lex. Let's meet you. Take care. Yep. See it. Look at Lex coming in here. Oh, I forgot to ask him about chocolate rain. Fuck.

I like how you're bringing. freaking amount, you're like, I have questions, Adam might have questions. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you have questions, Chris? I'm sorry. No, you made it sound like I know all about this. Idiot. He's our resident expert.

He'll correct you whenever you're wrong, Lex. So I guess Lex is a brony, though. Is that what we learned? We could have explored that a little bit more, I suppose. There's some crossover. Yeah. The biggest thing I was surprised at is that he doesn't have more of a community. Like, that's what I heard and what I imagine the drawing.

to any kind of club. Like, people can convince themselves to like anything if they find a family, but it didn't seem like he had that. It was very interesting. More conventions, more, you know, gatherings with those people where you can express yourself.

Right, you're saving money on the costume. You can travel a little bit. He's like, a deadhead. I don't go to shows. I don't listen to the music. He's like, I live in Arizona. How can I get to L.A.? I didn't want to say, you know.

All right. Let's get into even more interesting things than a black gay firm. I should mention Weez has a new podcast out So brother Wees of course is Opie's mentor And he's the morning guy in Rochester forever He got fired a few months ago from radio

So now he's doing this podcast It's called like the family zoo Wees is family zoo Or family circus One of those things It can't be family circus That's a comic Is it about furries

Anyway It's it's weas with his wife and his son. And I want to make fun of it really badly. But I know his son. And here we go. I know his son. I know much people who know his son.

So, God damn it. Oh, so you can be bought. You can be bought. It's really, it's really annoying. It's really annoying how that works. But Opie, fuck that asshole. And Rod Bourbon.

All right. So back on the 23rd, this is last week. Opie's doing his morning stream with Ron. It's the Opie and Ron show now. and a chat comes in that really triggers the opster. And I just want to advise Opie not to react. Like this is how low cows are bored. It's shit like this.

Hi. My nine-year-old has a YouTube channel and he has 4,000 more views than you. Opie looks like the waiter from me, myself, and Irene. And Ron looks like he should be interviewed by Chris Hansen. Enjoy the weekend, lads. Chris Hansen is not the guy on Fox? No, he's the guy. interviews people that are trying to meet up with, you know, people.

By the way, can we get that kid on for the, sorry. Go, go. Well, you asked. Did you not ask? He's the guy. They interviews people that are trying to hook up with people that might be on the young side. He's called you a pedophile.

He says you look like a pedophile, Ron, is what the person in the chat was saying. So we think we needed to hear the end of that? Like, we wouldn't know where it was going. He takes way too long to explain that. He's like, I know a thing. It's like, okay. It's fine. They still haven't figured up the chemistry, have they?

No, he's angry at the chat, taking it out on Ron. But when the chat calls Ron a douche, Opie laughs and laughs and leaves it up and that's suddenly hysterical. All right. So whenever this happens, Opie tries to figure out, why are the haters hating? You know? So it gets real philosophical with that. But let me ask you some, Ron, for real, because you're a very smart guy. What do you think this weird internet hate is all about in the end?

Like, what's your thought of that? Because in the end, I don't give a shit if I live streamed to four people. I enjoy what I do. But these people are so obsessed with the hate. What do you think it comes from, big brain, Ron? Okay. So when Opie started seeing the numbers increase, he was bragging about it. We've had 16,000 people check out the show.

He's telling Ron this live on the show. show. And now he's like, I don't care of many people watch the show. Who gives a shit about that? It's amazing. And we see this with a lot of these guys. When there isn't a big audience, that's not a concern of theirs. And then as soon as there is a big audience, they're boasting about it.

It's like, a guy with a huge dick. He's like, I cares about dick size. Why is everyone talking about short guys, you know, are all concerned about height, whereas people who are six foot tall and taller are just like, I don't get this height thing. What's the issue? It's like,

Yeah, yeah, there's an insecurity there. I don't care about that. I think you do. I think it's a problem. I love that he tries to disguise it in like, what's wrong with the world today when it's really like, why are they picking on me? Right. So that is how he framed this question to Ron to say,

what is going on with these people who are hating on the Internet? I get the culture of fear. I get local news where, what do they say? If it bleeds, it leads so they get the most horrific shit happening in your area. And we're such dummies, all of us that we're like, oh, oh, a house fire killed a whole family. Oh, and then you're... Why would he say that? Why would he do that?

I don't know. What a strange example. Yeah. What does that have to do with someone thinking of your second broadcasting, OPE? Yeah, make sure you say it like Edith Bunkard, too. Yeah. What's he doing? I think this is the stuff that Opie enjoys why.

Check out TV. It sounds like. The dogs didn't make it either? Oh, God. Oh, no. So someone in the chat has a theory. I like this. Could you read that?

Obie's wife is spending up all of the liquid cash and giving him a weekly or monthly allowance. Once all the cash is gone, she will then make him sell all the property and file for divorce. Then she will take him to court for child support after she gets custody of the kids. She is allowing him to pretend like he is still married, but they're separated. and she has a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Opie descends into madness. Well said, James Unifor, Ed. I mean, there's wild speculation, I should point out.

Yeah, but that checks out. You would add her a book just like, yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. I mean, look, the only other option is much, much worse than that. So we're all hoping for this. Yeah. Good point.

All right. Well, let's get, you know, an answer to this question, though. Why all the hate? What is it about? What is it about? Is it somebody that is jealous because they wanted to maybe go for something different in their lives? They weren't brave enough to do it. So then they get frustrated seeing other people doing what they weren't brave enough to do.

Like, where does it come from for real, Ron? I'll shut up now. Thanks. Nice of him to offer that as an option. Yeah. Oh, it's because people aren't brave enough to luck out and get Anthony Coupi as your co-host. Like me. Yeah, I know.

He's trying to say, like, how he's so brave for following his dreams. just like, yeah, no, I mean, you found the right guy. And then you found Jim Norton and, yeah, things worked out well. But I don't think it's a bravery issue. It's a weird. You're never going to, you're never going to believe who Ron says is to blame for all this. Oh, let's find out. Everything starts from the head, right?

Yeah. Like, if you want to, you know, chop off the head if you want to solve the problem. everything starts from the top. And the top right now is exactly that. Mean. Trump. Why did this guy just make fun of me in my own chat? I put it up on screen and read it and reacted to it.

Probably Donald Trump. That's very satisfying. Thank you. Now, I don't think I did anything to make this happen. I can just blame the government. Careful. Can you imagine Opie telling his therapist complaining about hate he's getting and then saying, look, it's either because they're jealous or Trump.

What do you say? The therapist is not going to agree with either of those things. Well, it's also because I'm brave and they're not. Can it be that? The therapist is just like, I don't think you're giving me good options here, Opie. Okay, they're racist. All right, Bill Burr, get out of here. Okay, so this is interesting.

We've talked about this before, that Ron Berman, Ron the waiter, when he first met Opie, he was waiting at him and had no idea who Opie was was not familiar with Opie and Anthony obviously doesn't follow Howard Stern doesn't know anything about anything in that world but he saw Opie and thought he was just like a drunk

thought he was just a guy who goes out to the bars every day and you know a stuttering John if you will one of those types of characters his face looked his face looked like a drunk yes he specifically said you have the bulbous nose and your skin looks like you're just probably getting hammered all day every day. And so Opie to this day

is trying to explain himself and explain that he's not a drug. It's the lighting. That's why my face. My mouth is purple. I swear. So this is a lot of explanation for this. So I went back. There's actually video of me being at Pete's Tavern the time I actually met you when me and Carl were doing a pop-up. Like, why does he keep saying I have bad skin? That's one. think people will not say about me. I don't have bad skin. Dude. So I have, I have what's called pre pre-priskin cancer. I get shit burned off me all the time. And as long as you can stay on it, you're pretty good. But it's something you got to worry about. That's right. So I had shit burned off my fucking face before Pete's tavern. Now I, now I finally figured it out.

That's it simple. All right, moving on. Hold on a second. What? Questions? So, Opie looked like a drunk because of a medical procedure? He underwent right before he went out to the bar that day? Yes, like a real Batman villain. He had acid poured on his face.

That's why he looks like a drunk. What aren't you understanding? Goh. Yeah, check this out. Listen to this. He explains this further. So I had some pre, pre, pre, pre, skin, whatever.

I forget the exact name of it. Right in the middle of my forehead. You nailed it. Kind of in here. And so I went back and how they do it is they drop acid on you to burn that part of the skin. She fucking dropped too much

too much of the acid and it rolled on my face fucking taking out everything in its path because I'm like, why does Ron keep saying that I had bad skin and I didn't understand. You had the stereotypical alcoholic, red,

rainy, your nose like W.C. Fields. Like you look like WC. Fields. Isn't that funny? As Ron, who's a waiter, who knows this look, who's dealt with these people. And nose noses. Yeah, right. Definitely to understand how noses work.

It's going, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that it was to get a mishap at the cosmetologist. What I'm saying is you look like you've been drinking for 40 years straight. It was going, no, no, no, the acid. It was pouring down my face. I dropped too much acid. Ron's so great, he won't let it lie, no matter how many times Opie keeps wanting to leave it at this story, Ron has to button it with, well, you look like a drunk and just undo everything he just said.

It's beautiful. This is also interesting. Opie had this incident that would be etched into my brain if I was, like, going to get this treatment and they fucked up and poured acid all over my face. scarred my face and I looked horrendous. Never mentioned it. Went out to dinner immediately afterwards with a friend. And then Ron tells the story I've met. You looked like a drug and your skin looked horrible and you're like, I don't know why anyone

would ever say that. And then years later, like, I would have had something to do with that acid that was dripping down my face earlier that day. You just thought of that now? Really? He says he went and found footage. He found the footage and then figured it out. How is that possible?

It's not. Okay. Yeah. He's brought up every angle to play the victim so far. Why now this? It's bullshit. And Ron just, every time Obie explains this, and this happens multiple times, Ron's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not saying that you had like a blemish.

I'm saying your nose. It looks like that of a drunk. Is he taking Anthony Coomier's affliction and putting it for himself? Like, Charles Bikowski suffered from lesions and had treatments as a kid. He wrote a book on it. It was so traumatic. it like shaped who he was. To this day, Kumi still gets mocked by people like stuttering John.

And now suddenly this is his Batman villain origin story. That's what's happening here. Interesting. So things get a little creepy with our buddy Ron the waiter here. So part of it was the acid came rolling further than I was supposed to. And I do believe that she burned some shit off on my nose because that's where you get a lot of the pre-pre. But every time you bring up this Pete's tavern, like what the fuck is this guy talking about? I've never, no one has ever said I have bad skin.

Because the other guy that I worked with. When you see an alcoholic and they have like that puffy, bright, red nose and it's kind of scad, that's exactly what you look like. Your nose was bright red, swollen. Yeah. And you were drinking. You had a, you were having one of those 1864s. You were having the Peach Tavern 1864, Doc Ale.

Jesus. Remember what I drank you, weirdo? I'm your biggest thing. Oh, no. So somebody to the chat says, how close are we getting until Rod Poles of Kathy Bates from Misery on Opie? Yeah, that got real creepy right there, didn't it? And that chat was a prediction from a previous episode.

Oh, oh, shit. Yep, yep. And then it turns into that for real. Mm-hmm. The chat's on to something. Did you hear how Opie had to bring up Anthony in there for no reason? Yeah. That's my former co-host is what you're describing.

It's not the point at all. Yeah, we're talking about you looking like shit. We're talking about you looking like shit. He doesn't want to hear it. So the story keeps getting more wild and wild until he gets the reaction he wants and he's throwing out of the people under the bus. So then Opie does the thing, I've done this too, where people make fun of something that's stupid. Like, what do you play the mandolin? I'm like, yeah.

Not a ton. But I pick it up from time to time. We play it and shows every now and again. Then you get real sleepy. And then I get real sleepy. And I'm like, I don't know if that's the thing that you want to goof on me for. I finally, like, got to the bottom of that. And I try to tell these haters, I'm like, instead of trying to make up shit, the real stuff's way better anyway.

You know, the fact that. That tell us the real stuff. Where are the body's buried, Opie? We want to know the real stuff. That's what we're trying to get to. Where's doggy? Oh, he's like, why would you make fun of this thing? I'm not even a drunk.

It's like, well, we're just going on what we have to work with. Yeah, what's with the purple lips? Yes. Tell us. You know, the fact that I went to this lady and she's, she's, she's, she's very trusted. Let's just put it that way. Okay. She's become kind of famous in that space.

Let's just put it that way. And she goes, you know, lay back. I got to take this one out and she dropped the acid or whatever on. And the whole thing. And she even went, oh, my, oops. What if it went in the river It fucked up my whole face Hold on

What if it went your eye? Like, do you be blinded? It wouldn't be good I don't think it would have been good Yeah, it's not good when your fucking doctor It spilled too much acid on your face She goes, oh shit Yeah, and it just rolled

And everything in its path Like it was a lava trail That's the real story And I finally got to the bottom of it Because I'm like, what is this idiot? Target about. I was like, oh my God, dude That's like a classic alcoholic

fucking red nose WC. Fields. That's what I was thinking. Winston Churchill. He just keeps going back to that. I think what Ron was alluding to there, maybe I'm reading into this a little bit, he's like, well, that could have gone

in your eye and blinded you? Wouldn't you have like a malpractice suit or something? Like they're clumsy with the acid they're pouring on your face? I think what Ron's saying is, is utter horseshit. Yes. I think that's what he's saying.

About a decade ago, a pipe burst, in his apartment and we're still hearing about this. He still has enemies over this. Somebody poured acid on his face and screamed, oops, oh shit. And there was no lawsuit. There was not even a mention of it up until today

what he was reminded of it while looking at the footage. Yeah, he's describing it as lava, running down his face over his nose. Because no one's doing anything. They're just letting it drip and letting him be screaming and screaming and they're laughing. And then, Obi's just like, hey, Carl, where are we meeting? All right, man, I'll bring the podcast equipment.

I'll see you there. And he went out to eat. Yeah, even Erock is in the chat saying, that's what I said. I wouldn't have been a male practice suit. Yes, it seems like it's a horrific mistake that you would make. What was he talking about? He's like she was even famous in some circles for this. What is he talking about?

She's really good at pouring acid on people's faces. I'll just leave it at that. I'll just leave it at that. I know. That's when you know he's pulling shit. Yep. He does that kind of stuff. So then they have to bring it back to Anthony for some reason.

And just I want to point out the chemistry here. These two have been working together for a while and it really shows. That's what they'll say. Would he just like come in like wreaking of alcohol or like slip straight up slurring his words? What are you doing, Ron? You brought it up. What are you doing? No.

You bring up everything. No, he was terrific, Ron. He was a breath of sunshine every morning when he came. in. Oh, he never missed days. He came in. Look at the precious of fucking Daisy. A breath of ethanol. What?

He was not a breath of sunshine. He was a breath of ethanol. No, he was, he was terrific. Oh, my God, he was perfect. What an amazing time I had with him. He was, oh, my God. God. Lord. Yeah. He's like, oh, you thought I was an alcoholic?

Well, I'll tell you, who is it? Alcoholics? Like, that's not the point of any of this. but those guys work well together. He's so proud of the fact that Ron doesn't know Opie and Anthony and didn't recognize him, but he was really obsessed with this drunk thing. And I'm wondering why, and if it falls maybe into what the chat had to say, that he feels an invested interest in not being called an alcoholic

and not being deemed an alcoholic at any point during his marriage and having that out there. Because he's been thinking about it. Yeah. Claiming this footage. Like, he needs to do this. and he's not dropping it. And he keeps calling it, you know, you said I had bad skin. No, he said you were a drunk.

Right. You had bad skin. This was not a skin issue. This was a drunk issue. And I don't think he settled it. So I think this is going to continue. He doesn't want his wife or his wife's lawyers or the cops. I don't know who or what.

Did we start playing opi or burr? Not yet. Because he's doing it for his life. Right. Yeah. Or someone, something, but it's not this. I'm going opi on this. When he had the purple mouth...

I'm going gay. When he had the purple mouth and people are like, is he up all night drinking wine? And then he starts his podcast as he's been drinking all night. I think Adam said that. Anyway, it doesn't matter who. Whatever we found it. Yeah.

Whatever we talked about. And then Opie's just like, this is stupid. You guys are ridiculous. Like, why are you overreacting to this if it's so stupid and ridiculous? There is something going on. It's not ridiculous. There's something going on here, I think.

This came up with stuttering John. He was like, oh, Carl doesn't have a beer. And I said, yes, he does. He also doesn't go. crazy if I were to call him an alcoholic. He would not feel threatened or defensive. I'm a what? You're an abortion guy.

Sorry, you're an abortion guy. All right. So fast forward to Monday, Joe. That's go. As we had a weekend. And as a good DJ, morning DJ would do. I watched a movie, and it made me cry. Oh, is it Beaches with Bet Midler? No, it's not beaches.

That one gets me. Yeah, because your community loves that movie. Oh, yeah. That was the right response, Ron. There was actually a very funny line from Rod is it beaches with Pet Midler. Could you imagine? I was like, yeah, actually, that wasn't the movie. I watched this past weekend.

And a young Miami-Bi-Ly. All right, where do you want to go from here? I think I want to skip to track three. Yeah, good idea. He's talking about the one time he saw his dad cry. Okay. I had a daddy. I had a daddy that I didn't really see cry.

I saw him cry twice one time after his open heart surgery in the hospital. But the other time, put it back in. I took him to see the passion of the cry. What? You went on a day with your dad to see the passion of the Christ? You've never been. That's wild. That's not a normal thing to do with your pops.

I took my dad. We laughed and laughed. Oh, my God. Yeah, I thought you really have Jewish, Adam. What the fuck? I thought we recognized a bunch of people in there. It was really funny. That's your great, great, great, uncle.

He was great. Why are they being so mean to Jesus? Is Opie come from a super religious family? I guess I... There's a lot of siblings. Maybe it does. I guess I didn't know that part. I don't know.

He addresses it next. Okay. Oh, he's also asked if he cried. Oh, right, right. He's asked if he cried. So his dad cried. Did Opie cry? No, I don't think I did.

Oh, you didn't see it with him. No, I saw it with him. The movie was... At one point, I said to myself, I wasn't going to act up in front of my dad. At one point when I was watching Passion of the Christ, I said to myself, I get it. They tortured this. I get it.

The whole movie was him just getting tortured. How old were you? I don't know, 30s, I guess. Jesus Christ. This is such a weird date they went on. It's so bizarre. He even said like I would never act up in front of my dad As a 30 year old

Also he seems to be mad at Ron He's just like they tortured him a lot Ron Ron There was a lot of torture It's some of it was unnecessary Not cool Ron Yeah a lot of it was unnecessary buddy

Little apology goes a long way Ron That's such a weird conversation All right so Opie's out in the Hamptons for summary And actually he'll explain it. We'll get into that momentarily. But first, I've got to talk about the snowfall that's been going on in the northeast. And I'm sure you've had some inclement weather out in SoCal as well, right? It's been pretty nice here.

So anyway, we live in a lot of the country. It's been really shitty out. You know, my parents out on Long Island, they're plumbing the pipe burst in the basement and flooded the basement. They're in their 80s. They live alone. and they complain so much less than Opie about it. You wouldn't believe it. Isn't that funny?

It's been very... It's been very cold. But Opie, you know, he wants to have a story for the snowfall and he wants to give us a fun little anecdote. Talking about snow plows triggers me because, you know, I was just a young kid when I learned that my second grade teacher while on a trip to Canada was decapitated by a snowplow. Jesus.

Bullshit. Yeah. That doesn't happen. Sounds like bullshit. Good stuff, though, Opie. I live and Ron looks at him like that. Like, just like he smelled something bad. He's just like, mm.

Nope. Not going along with that bit. Sorry, buddy. Not doing it for me. Speaking of bits. Oh, look. Half a bitch of snow. I'm done in five minutes.

What? Dilley. I have some tea. Oh. Amateur. Will you let me do my stupid. I don't have many bits. Let me do my goddamn bit.

By the way, that's true. You don't have many. Go ahead. Oh, oh, I don't have many bits. You want to see one of my classic bits? You know, my classic bits. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, Rod.

Bye-bye. Oh, he did not. Hope he's in a bad mood on Monday. Holy shit. It's got a case in the Mondays. He is not having fun with any of this stuff. Probably because that movie you watched it made him cry. Yeah.

Eric Nagel agrees he's never heard the story about the snowpon decapitating a teacher. You'd think that would come up on Obi-Anthony once or twice. Or when he was disfigured by acid on his way to dinner, that never came up. That might come up too. I guess that was good stuff for Opio-R-R-E-R-D-A-B. But, yeah, you'd still think it would come up at some point. I just lost respect for Obi. What?

He'll gain it back real fast, don't we? Just hang in there. This is scary for our buddy, Ron. Now, we know that it started off with Opie. was throwing Ron a bone and like, all right, come on the show on Wednesdays and whatever. Because he met him at Geb Hardes or whatever, and so they went up.

So now, Ron's the permanent co-host. And it's the Opie and Ron show. And Ron's like, we're doing it this time. And Opie even said, I'm making a run at it. We're doing this. This is going to happen. And it doesn't take much for Opie to be like, nope, I got better options.

I'm all in with Pete Davidson all the time. he did my radio show all the times. He said, oh, man, you know, we are friends and I love coming here. I think I like doing your show more than SNL. And he had a really good time. I have no doubt my phone is ringing and I'm going to be on Pete Davis's podcast on Netflix. Oh, yeah. Because we bonded back in the day. Excuse me. If he invites you on, he's inviting you on as the Opie and Ronnie show. It's not just you. Now it is. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

He's going to forget about his friends, I think, once he gets famous again. Oh, yeah. Ron who? Oh, boy. Sorry, Ron. Come on to BTP. We'll have you out for a second. Like, we did that gay furry.

I have a few questions. We'll share a laugh and move on. I bet if they were somewhere and ran it to Pete Davidson, not only would Opie run ahead with Pete and leave Ron behind. But when Ron caught up to them and said, buddy, you lost me back there. Opie's the kind of guy. who would look at Peter and go, I have no idea who this is. Yeah. Is this guy bothering you?

Obi was getting Pete's car drive through a puddle to splash Rod as they're driving away. Oh, we missed him. Circle back. And Rod just bought Opium milkshake. He's holding it like, ah. He smashes the milkshake. I bet we can get AI to recreate this for us. Yeah, I think it's happening right now.

All right, let's fast forward to Tuesday. So, again, the chat. is not opi's friend and uh opi's been having some issues with his tech it's not all that great as you've seen and they're they're judging them opi doesn't like being judged i'm gonna continue podcasting from windows so ron's gonna continue about podcasting from his uh you know basement apartment with the wood paneling but marty says showing a phone to the camera this is a big time professional show hey that's absolutely how jakesb does it Huh?

Dude, every skank fest, if you watch the skank fest podcast, right. Literally how they do it. Fucking Big J. Okiefer or the Louis C.K. Gomez, wherever his fucking name is, they put the phone up. Is he doing that on purpose? I hope so. Louis C.K.

Gomez. That's hilarious. And Big J. Okie Okafer. Yeah. Jokie the Jackman. They're all going to be nice. Together at last. Every name.

That's great. So Opie's not understanding what makes some podcast successful and others utter horseshit. And so Opie's going to go off now about how, yeah, he lacks the tech. He's being very sarcastic. And, you know, the shows that have the tech, they're the ones that are taken off and everyone's watching. I would call us the outlaws. We're the outlaws of podcasting. We're the underdogs of podcasting.

And, you know, there are times something happens on the internet where I go, oh, I get it. This is why I'm podcasting from a windowsill. And Ronnie Babes is podcasting from a wood paneling basement apartment in Astoria Queens. Because we can't compete with the big podcasters, Ron. And I got an example of that. Oh, all right. Cool. He's got a bit prepared.

This is good. We don't see this very often. Hope he's got some prep prepared. And he's going to show us who the big time. podcasters are, what they're doing to be successful and why Opie can't compete. Well, squishy face has some brilliance that she threw out there on her giant podcast. And this is an example of why me and you are stuck doing it this way as she has a giant, giant platform. Are you ready to hear squishy face?

This is squishy face. I don't know what squishy face means. Oh, you know who squishy faces. All right. Let's see. Here she is. And laying hands on a police officer trying to. Oh, wait, wait.

That's not. No, it went forward on me. It went forward. Oh, no. Yeah, that is an example of why they're not making it. So he's showing Megan Kelly. And he's got, we'll show what point he's trying to make because he just does not get it. But the fact, just like, oh, okay, this is what you got to do to be successful.

I'll show you what you got to do. Like, oh, fuck, I, I fucked that all that up. Whoopsy. Bad timing on that. So he's going to figure out what he wanted to show us. I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Prattie, but I don't. I don't. Do you know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend?

Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations. Wow. Now, what takes like that, Ron, we can't compete with the big podcasters out there. There's some brilliance there by squishy face. Fucking brilliant. Opie just proved he can't do what we do. He finally played a clip and responded to. He's like, anyone could do that.

I'd be the best at it. And then Megan Kelly has a pretty outrageous statement that I'm sure you could find reasons to poke some holes in it. And Opie goes, oh, yeah, squishy face. He forgot her. Nailed her. Yeah. So Opie's missing the point, you know? He's obviously not understanding like, oh,

Megan Kelly has a huge audience of people And it's like Ron picks up on it right away And it's like Well yeah, did you notice how there's a really controversial thing that happened And she has a hard stance on it And that's gonna obviously find an audience Today because everybody would be clicking on like Oh is this oldster amazing

Hey by the way So you know what people are juxtaposing for that video now Is that guy Kyle with the fucking rifle? member? I'm not talking about any of this today. Well, you are. You're talking about it right now. That's all I wanted to say. You literally talking about it. I'm not talking about it anymore.

I just wanted to prove to you why we shouldn't be talking about this, because you got squishy face with the brilliant takes. We can't compete with that. That's my whole point today. You literally started the show of talking about it. I don't understand. No, I was, well, yeah, I guess. I mean, it was more about is amazing he gets mad at Ron and his point was sarcastic

to begin with so Ron makes a good point and he has to be mad at him about it they're like this all the time I just love the fact that Opie is just like this is why we can't compete with these people because look at Megan Kelly

with a good presentation knowing what she wants to talk about having a take and putting it out there and Ron goes well what's your take we can do the same thing let's have a take

and I don't want to have a take leave it alone Yeah, what's not haptakes? And Ron's like, that's why we don't have an audience. Ron's thinking about dumping Opie. That would be amazing, the Ron Berman show. What is he judging? Opie, like he'll let in one controversial statement, an episode, and everything after that, there's like a quota,

and Ron's not allowed to curse after Opie's used up all the swear words. Yeah, that was so bizarre. We're not talking about that. Why not? You're showing Megan Kelly's take on it. Maybe you have a different point of you. you. He just called Anthony a drunk. And then Ron was like, well, how drunk was? He's like, I'm not talking about it. Just leave it alone. Every time. It's no winning.

It's some vaudeville act right there. How drunk was he? He was so drunk. So I think that Opie's finally hit a real breakthrough here. It was, well, yeah, I guess technically. But I mean, it was more about showing the world why I'm stuck at a windowsill, showing the world why you're stuck in a basement apartment with the wood paneling because we don't have takes like a squishy face. So why can't you have a take like that? I don't know, Ron. I think I'm,

I think I'm, I think I'm, I think, yeah, we got to cue up Nirvana's dumb. I think I'm dumb. I'm a dumb, dumb, dumb, you're a dumb, dumb, I'm a dumb, dumb, so why are we? So it's a cop out. Yeah. Yep.

Thank you, Ron. Yeah, why don't you have takes on stuff? Opie has said many times If we just supported Trump We have so many viewers on this show Right So that's not all it takes And if we're equals

Can I hit the window sill? Yeah Oh Rod gets into that Actually it's funny You say that Because that's the next clip Where we get into

Opie's been feeding Ron A lot of nonsense About how podcasts Perform well And get successful And make money And I guess Ron's just believing all of it

Or using this more as marketing and advertising their, uh, ma, ma, my, and people give us super chats. Yesterday we made five buckaroos. Here's the reality. Like, people say to me sometimes,

hey, the numbers are really good today. Like 65,000, 70,000. You go, that's great, whatever, but that's not how it works. If the true success in the podcast world, you actually physically have to download the episode. If you if you download the podcast if you download the episode then I can get out of this fucking basement and get and maybe get a window view

Well Ron. Opie has informed Ron the only way they can make any money is that people download the MP3 file of the podcast Have you not been paying attention to all of the YouTubers who are doing the same thing that you do that are making hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars doing it? you can tell where this came from this came from ron going oh my god we got 64,000 views we hit payday and oh we're having to cut right now he's saying here's why you're not getting paid and he knows it's bullshit so he follows this fills his head with this nonsense and then in the next beat is like so back to ronica where the audience pays you Ronica day was a huge success

I'm starting to think, I know we were thinking about doing Ron Hogs Day. When is Groundhogs Day? Soon, right? In February. So do you want to do Ron Hogs Day? For the people that aren't with us every day, Ronica was a day where I gave Ron all the super chats and I matched. And we want to do another one.

But we're not sure if we should do Ron Hogg's Day or maybe we do something around Valentine's Day for Ron. Sooner the better Let's keep pushing it farther and farther away Maybe Easter Maybe Easter we started doing that stuff for you Now this is interesting I forwarded you an email from Chris Primer Who we see in the chat a lot

And he's been watching OPE's stream every morning And super chatting And asking for Ron's PayPal And his super chats never make it on the screen Never get read It's very odd that opi is a president. Did you get a chance

to look into that at all? I did. I meant to write Chris back and tell him that I told Ron a couple weeks ago, I said, listen, man, just get your PayPal or your thing out there.

Just let it be known. Somehow, please let it slip. Let people help you. You don't have to live this way. If you can just let us know, I promise you good things will happen. And it's the only time he didn't respond to me,

I think, or read it, or say he read it. So he seems to be full-on opi. That's too bad. because I couldn't believe, like, Ron came with receipts. He was showing, he sent screenshots. He sent, like, he had receipts from YouTube that he made the purchase. And Opie won't put that up on the screen, which is crazy because, like, Opie just said they made five bucks on Superchats.

What does he care if people want to donate money directly to Ron while they're doing a show? Yeah, why would he prevent that? Why would he prevent that? It's not like he's making a ton of money that he wouldn't otherwise see. That's crazy. What is he telling Ron is the reason I'm guessing it's because we're going to. stocks him and it's hate. And as soon as we have his PayPal, the racists are going to take him down. Interesting. Well, Chris Primer, keep up the good work, my friend. Yeah. Thank you for doing that

and for informing us on what Opie is doing to his buddy Ron, keeping him from getting out of that shitty apartment in a nice area of Queens, by the way. It's a beautiful area, Queens. It's very popular and expensive. Yeah. Can I just add one more bit to Opie saying why he doesn't have good takes. Like it never occurs to him to just say what he feels. Like Ron was trying to explore the issue so they could come up with a take. His is like about making it

and his own success. Ron and even Megan Kelly are trying to talk about what they believe. Right. It doesn't even occur to him to even go down that road. What would it matter? Because he doesn't believe anything. That's the problem. He doesn't have any passion about anything. He doesn't have any takes. He'll go wherever the wind is blowing.

I don't think any of the politicians are good. That's my favorite podcast. Yeah, I can't wait until he tells me that corporations are sometimes greedy. Can't wait for that day. So this morning's episode, there was something interesting that you picked up on, Adam. You know, Ron is trying to do some online dating. He's trying to meet some gals.

And apparently he's sharing some of the people that he's getting matched with with O.P. Yeah, he's on the Facebook dating thing, which is a new thing. So they start talking about that together. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about what they're doing here. This is the type of women Facebook is matching me up with. All right, I got the picture. Wait, so are you, what, wait, wait, wait, all right, wait a minute. I know you said this, but I didn't click on it.

Facebook is matching you up with this? Yes. All right, here we go, the big reveal. Say hello to Mrs. Berman. Show the other one. She said two of herself. Show the other one. All right.

She did send a sexy picture. This is the sexy one. This is her, look, you know, we're going out on a date. Yeah, now the other one. And then this is, you know, after the date, maybe it's time for a little love it. Yeah, we're in the morning. She's going to send the sexy picture. This is the sexy one.

Show you. It's a sexy retard. Oh, my gosh. Now, I'm not saying that I'm above this because obviously we're showing this as well. But OPE should know better as a radio guy. This is just a private citizen who's just on the internet trying to meet a guy. Yeah. And they're going, look at this fucking hag.

Your boy did pretty poorly. Not so well. Oh, no. By the way, Rod Beggers can't be choosers. The fact that Ron's going on to be like, could you believe Facebook thinks I would go out with this hag? Like, yeah, I can't actually. Yeah, that's a match.

It makes sense. Oh, and Ron's not going to disagree with you in this next clip. He's not against it. He's willing to make fun of it and go down that road. We all are. Can I state the obvious? She looks like your twin brother. Show it again.

I don't know. It's fine. Legally, it's fine. I want to see. I want to see my booby face. Show it one more time. Show it one more time. So the sexy. And Opie's take is similar to like the swearing.

Like we already said the F word twice. I can't do it again. He's like, I can't do that again. Opio has OCD. Yeah, right. The sexy one or the regular one? No, I want to see the sexy one. Let me get the sexy one back up.

She's about to like take her shirt off. She's got a nice dimple and everything, Ryan. You look at her. She's about to take her shirt. Oh, stop. That's a man, baby. That's often. Oh, that's a man, baby.

She's playing in the Super Bowl. Dude, she looks like a former lineman. Dude, that's what Facebook actually. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, you got to start somewhere, right? Now you know why I'm single. Now you know why I'm single. We already know.

That is a handsome woman. Good boy. Yeah, you can cut it here. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, this is, this is Rod explaining that, listen. An option is an option. Why don't you just go out on a date with her? I can't afford it.

I'll give you money for a date. I'll give you money for a date. We gotta get his PayPal. Yeah, we really do. I want to fund this date. I want to make sure it happens. He says that it's really funny. He goes, you know what, Opie?

I have a feeling, and you can tell it came from experience. He's like, if I wrote her and I said, hey, you're beautiful. But I am, I work seasonally, and I'm in between seasons right now, so I don't have a lot of money, he knows she would be like, come on over, I'll cook you dinner. And he very well might do that. As soon as she was interested in him, he was fine with it. I just don't understand why Opie is so careful about everything. But when it came to like revenge porn pictures, Ron's like, oh, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's not illegal. And Opie goes, okay. And then Ron went out of his way to say, she sent them to me, Ron, don't say that. Why would you say that? Why would you say that?

right. Opie. Amazing. I was conflicted on playing this, but then when he wouldn't let his PayPal be known, I just felt like we had to do something. You made the right decision. All right. Let's get into Stuccio.

Can I get a little sympathy? Nope. This is just incredible to me. I know that John lacks a lot of skills needed to be a podcast or an broadcaster on the internet. I know he's a drunk loser. Where are you going with this? I know he never learns anything or gets better at stuff.

But this debacle of his Duky Award show, they're so proud of and can't wait to present to all of us. Did you see any of this, Adam? I know you did. I did see somebody. Of course you did. I know you're on top of this stuff. I can report that he was wearing the same shirt he was wearing it last year's

dukees. Well, that's an interesting thing is he says, you know, we're doing the dukeys again this year around the same time. Last year he was off the internet. There was no dukees awards. He took about to 2024 for the previous dukees award. So he's got two years to figure this out. Wow. And things do not go well. This is him announcing the big show that they have planned. All right. Now I feel better. Okay. Anyway, has everybody doing today? Happy Monday. Happy Monday. We are here for the second annual Dukies, which I will be handing out in a little while. Of course, there are a lot of new categories and new contestants. And they will be analyzed by our judges. We have the AP crowd here.

The crowd. So, you know, the, I see Dick, is texting me. He's getting distracted immediately. John has this cadence throughout this entire episode that's so obnoxious and annoying. He thinks he's performing. I'm doing a thing where I'm presenting a thing.

This is a show. All new contestants. Yeah. Nominations is the word that avoids him this entire stream. He can't think of nominees. He cannot think of it. Nope. So he's all.

excited. He's all revved up to present this. He can't wait. And this is eight minutes into the show. Wait, this is not the one I wanted, huh? No. Nope. That was not what I wanted. This is

not the tape I needed. It's an hour of 3x speed. He's on his phone. What happened? What happened? He's getting phone calls. Siri, what did I want? What is this? Why does this keep dropping out?

That's not it. That's a problem. Hold on. This is a good. All right. Hold on. That's it. Right.

Sorry. This is still 3x speed this whole time. This is still 3x speed this whole time. All right. Why does everything have to be a hassle? Okay. Let's try this one. Yeah.

What is that hand? He's got up his claw. Yeah. Ah. Oh. Right before I go live. It's only my nose starts running. You know, you do two...

Run to the... You do two key pops and all of a sudden your nose starts running. What the fuck? This guy is so unprepared. He shows up eight minutes into the show. He's like, all right, here we go. Oh, fuck. That's not the thing.

Oh, boy. Those are the contestants. Yep. So not long after that, he's like, oh, Vegas beer sales. You know, he's going to find it for me. You know, he always needs other people helping him out at all times, including barking orders to his SJ Army. Pinky, uh, makes beer stills, Jerry.

Please let me know if Pinky snipes me. Dick, uh, whoever else out there in the Stuttering John Army, let me know when and if. Ava. Let me know when and if. if Pinky snipes me, because I'll be sure to strike him. He is no longer, well, he never really, well, in the beginning he was in good graces. Not anymore.

Now he's decided to really do the normal thing for Pinky. Be a fucking asshole. Yeah, glad you finally caught up to that. So what John is explaining here, and by the way, he does end up striking. Kevin Brennan live on the show. What it's explaining here is that it's not about his rights, as he claims. This is my property. This is my,

I have to do this DMCA strikes because it's against my rights. And then he admits he's just like, no, I'm just mad at that guy. So if he's nice, maybe we'll just strike his channel. Well, so it's nothing to do with your rights. You're just, you're doing this for, you're weaponizing the DMCA.

It's my brand. Yeah, exactly. But I just love the fact that everyone has to work for him. This is why he wears out friends very quickly. Remember when he had the mods and the mods would be super chatting and money? He's making them work for free. And then they also have to pay them on top of that. And he would be endlessly pissed at them for things that they did.

It's never good enough. He's so lazy that his left hand has to do all the work for his right hand while it's frozen up here. Did you see that like an animal? He brings things to that hand. and presents it. It's crazy. Eventually he's going to yell at his hand. Why don't you do something?

I know you turn on me. Where are you going? Yeah. Anthony, this is a little foreshadowing for what we're going to get into. John is like Opie. My production sucks because I don't care if it sucks. Truth is they're incapable of putting together a coherent prepared show. So I don't care.

This is what John is going to say throughout the show. Like, oh, that's the charm is that there's no production and everything sucks. meanwhile he wishes it was a pro show he wants it to be a pro show he can't figure it out and he's not even trying he's so fucking lazy he won't learn how to use a computer how to present things he can't figure out how to film things using his phone you know what i don't think i taped it he's so called it tape's it so called it up i fucked it up all right anyway i must have fucked up the tape that can get deleted I didn't get the proper tape. I'll have to do that again. Anyway, what it was was more footage of strip malls and gas stations on Lady Kay's block. This time, a dominoes, a liquor store, a tobacco shop, and a gas station. 7-11, all on Lady Kay's block.

So this is John's big thing. You remember he had that gas station that was being built on my street. On the parkway, yeah. Yep. And so now he's finding more things to film and show because it's so funny that there are these businesses that are on my street. And he can't even figure that out. He got a stupid fat thumb in the way when he was trying to film it and he didn't realize, which is insane.

I don't know how you make that mistake. His thumb did turn on him. Maybe it was his penis knuckle. He got the shot for him. I'm not sure. The hammer. But yeah, he explains, oh, my gosh. If you guys could have seen this dominoes or this tobacco shop,

it would have been so great. But don't worry. I thought I videotaped the strip moles, but apparently my big fat thumb got in the way. But it's okay. Those strip moles are not going anywhere. and I'll bring them to you tomorrow on the Stuttering John program.

Get a fucking hobby, John. Why is he driving around filming businesses in Cape Coral? Try to stick it to me. Put around his block too. Yeah, he lives a mile away. He was already going to the liquor store and tobacco store in 7-Eleven. So he's always there anyway.

This is hilarious, guys. Domino's, who can afford that? I know exactly what he's. I know exactly what he's talking about. It's on my way to the airport. So I'm familiar with this dominoes. And John goes, wait, tomorrow, I'll go out and film it. So I looked it up.

It's 4.7 miles from my house. He said it was on my block. I don't think it's such a blocks work. It has a big block. And John, I can save you some time. There's a thing called Google Street View. Here it is. Here is the Domino's the liquor store of the tobacco shop that you're referring to.

How did you do that? Can you believe it? It's on the Internet already. You don't have to fucking film it. Earn the witch. Five miles from my house. I don't give a shit. It's disgusting.

It's not great. It's not a place I frequent. I'll give you that. All right. I'm sorry. We're getting to strange. Let's get to the Dukies for Christ's sake. Here's a live rehearsal.

This is something that John should have done before the show started, I would imagine. Now it's time for the Dukes. And this takes a lot of thought process. A lot goes in to the Dukies. This is not haphazardly done. Hopefully the guy that made it really look professional could do it again. Oh, that's interesting. So the last time you did this back in 2024,

someone took the video and in post-production made it look way better than it actually was when it ran live. So John's already thinking like, I'm going to fuck this up, but someone will pretty it up for me. And this is an ongoing thing throughout the Dukies. He keeps saying, this is going to look great in post. We'll fix all of this in post. But this is the second annual Dukies. It's not. Where we will have five categories, five nominees.

And we will have the winner, according to Ernst & Young, the accounting firm, which has those envelopes sealed and I shall be handled I shall be handed the winners of the Duky so let me

get the Duky started here maybe Keanu or somebody will join in they don't but anyway we are now ready for the Duky what is this cadence

so please let's all here the club The crowd is incredibly excited. This is hilarious. He does this throughout the entire two and a half hour stream. He doesn't understand how to use these sound effects that he looked up on YouTube in order to play. He goes, the crowd is excited and then hits the crowd noise.

Rather just be like, welcome to the new keys. Bring it in slow. And the crowd comes and erupts. You know, like that's how you would do something like this. The crowd is going crazy. Or the new keys. Yes. And here is your host of the Dukies, the uttering John Edward Melendez.

And the announcer. For Miniola Long Island. Now let's check with our drummer in the percussion department. Just to make sure we have the drum rolls set. So we know when. Which drummer, you want the one of the percussion department. Got it. Got it, boss.

All right. Also, I'm sorry. Yes. This goes on two and a half hours. He knows he's put it on a show. To him, this is a big deal. Yep. He looks fucking miserable.

Oh, yeah. Smile once, you fucking retard. He's not a good place. He's deeply out of breath. He can't get out more than three to four words at a time without, like, it's really bad. He's miserable because he feels miserable. And he picked the one. worst day to try and be like a happy go lucky host.

Gravity is particularly heavy this day. Oh, he's drowning and choking as we're watching him. It's really sad. His eyes are so dark. I think Mike Morris pointed this out on Point Dabble Point on Monday that if you flip his head upside down and just looking at the eyes, the eyebrows and the eyes are they look exactly the same. You can't tell which one's upside down.

Wow. He'll have an excuse for that coming up. Don't worry. We'll find out why it looks like shit. Okay. drum rolls are set What an idiot Okay and then we can

everything is set for the second annual dukees Of all the drum rolls on the internet He picked the children's toy That lasted for 10 seconds He has no idea how to do any of this Wow

He thinks he's being funny See here's the thing You can have shitty production And if you're funny you can overcome that Like Kevin Brennan has terrible production has no idea how to run a show, but he's actually witty and says funny shit. And so you give him a pass.

You're like, oh, it's got a funny, doddering old man. It says funny stuff. It's mean to people. John just sucks at everything. He's not funny. He's terrible at all of this. And he hates his life.

Everyone hates his life. And he's drowning. Yeah. And early on, he hits a snag. You got to really go back here, huh? Is that what you're going to do? Oh, I've got to pay for this shit. Damn it.

Gotta pay for this. Okay. And now, anyway, so anyway, it's nice to be here. Thank you, everybody. A good recovery, Chad. A bunch of the nominees. We're all wondering when this is going to be started. It's been a while.

Here come the perpetrators. You've got to pay for this shit. He's paying. He's amazing. All right. You ready for the first category? Yes. Let's get into it.

The first category, let me see how I have these aligned. Okay, perfectly. The category, the first category is the first category for the Dukies is going to be the following. Most ass-kissing co-host. This, the, again, this category. Do you think it's you, producer, Chris? You're not even a nominee, my friend. Sorry.

Snubbed again. All the work that's put into this, I'm not saying John putting any work into this, but all the words that puts into this, you can't come up with a better category than most ass-kissing co-host. There's a better way to phrase that? That's just whoever he's mad at. Yeah. Story is most ass-kissing co-host.

Can we hear the crowd? Can we hear the crowd? you're queuing it idiots it's like you're telling his producer like all right let's get the crowd noise up for me is that drumroll set yeah found's going crazy for the most ass-kissing co-host all right crowd give it a break thank you now the most ass kissing co-host why wouldn't it be the ball washer award wouldn't it be the ball washer award the most ass-kissing

co-host It sounded like he just got annoyed at that soundbite. Okay. That crowd turned on me. Thank you. Now, the most ass-kissing co-host. Let's go. Our first contestant is Stevie Looza, the User.

Now, what's great about this is John has to go to his email. He has to go into his Gmail account because somebody emailed him the photos he's going to use for this category. I'm sure for every category. And we can't see who's email address this is, but it's right there. And so he's going into the image preview in Gmail to pull this up. He doesn't know, like there's buttons all over Streamyard. Vince the lawyer says this is made for children. It is. I can't stress this enough. There's this little button down here that says, add media. And as it goes to a thing, it says, add media file. And he just add a media file. This fucking idiot's going to YouTube for sound effects and has to go to his email to find a picture of Stevie Lou and then he has to

zoom in. It's not a good presentation, I guess is my point. Is anyone else picking up on this? Am I the only one? And then he goes to the next contestant, as he says. The next one after Stevie Lou is, let's find it here. Take your time. Let's find it.

No, no, no. no he could draw it faster no this thing all melt together I can't believe it come on you motherfucker like my face they fucking all right well I'm to do it this way well you're going to see the

other contestants but so what so Stevie Lou was the now the second one up the second one up the second second one for best ass kisser. Askisson co-host.

There. Okay, you're getting close. There you go to silent Mike Morris. Silent Mike Morris. Silent Mike Morris. Oh, wait. Silent Mike Morris. The bad.

I wonder who's one of the biggest ass kissers. At of all. And of course he picks a picture of Mike Morris literally interrupting someone to say something. I'm shocked it's this bad. And I don't have any expectations. Have you ever seen a movie that sucks that you thought was good because you thought I was going to suck? I guess that was bad as I thought it was going to be. Yeah.

I thought this was going to be a terrible presentation. And this is way worse than I ever could have imagined. It's shockingly bad. The next contestant for the ass-kissing. Cobol Fing. Post Bosch is

he can't put three words together in a row. He doesn't have enough lung power. He has no air left. I don't think he has the brain power.

That too. Because he's trying to do two things at once. This is something like, whoa, whoa, slow down there. This is something I do throughout my show. It's wild. I'm over here pulling up the clips

and commenting on them. This is very difficult for John to figure out, which is why his cadence is the way that it is. he can't figure it out. I also love how when it was his fault and he didn't have it right, he's like, okay,

it's gonna happen, that's what happens. But the second it's from an email from Vegas Jerry or did he's like, you fucking motherfucker, you goddamn. Like, you sent me the wrong file. Yeah, it's always their fault. So John has to recognize that this is not a good presentation.

Again, please don't think that the graphics and the production is going to be good. It is going to suck. Yeah, we know. I'm well aware of that. John thinks I had high expectations for this one. I didn't. We're impressed the green screen is still up.

It's amazing. Your filter's on point, so you got that going, although I can see the T in your forehead. So now another person who's a ball washer or an ass kisser or whatever it is, is our buddy, Cardiff Electric. By the way, we'll be on devilverse live making its debut tomorrow. Blind Mike and me are hosting a new show Devilverse Live. Thursdays at 4 p.m. Eastern. Check that out.

And the great Cardiff will be with us. We're going to be rotating different guests on every episode. And so John nominates Cardiff and he thinks he's got a real gotcha. He's going to docks Cardiff Electric. So our next contestant for biggest bowl washing co-host is Lardif. that's right Lardif one of the biggest

ball washers known to man look at that fat fuck holy mother of God I know take it down call take it down

that belly holy shit and there is Lardif so Vegas beer sales Jerry who was there all week at a hackamania this past year was trying to get photos of Cardiff Electric

for his buddy John so that he could dox him and try to ruin his life. Because Vegas Beer Sales Jerry's a great guy. And he fucking photographs a guy who's not Cardiff. Just a guy who's hanging out of the show. I think this was one of the butter eating contestants.

Yeah, I think you're right. It's just a dude. Now that's a contestant, by the way. That's a contestant. Not a nominee. It's just a guy who's hanging out at Hackamania. And John thinks he's got Cardiff.

So he's like, I can't wait to dox this guy. It's never a good, even if you had the real Cardiff, it's never a good look to dox someone. just makes you look petty and like you're a piece of shit chances are they won't show up to accept the award if you do that that's true yeah they don't like that I just this is such a failure on every

end job he's got a gotcha he doesn't let's find out who the winner is at this category are you guys ready for this yeah shows to go smoothly this to me this is the most obvious best ass kissing ball wash co-host

of them all please let's hear hear it four. No screen. Let's hear it for. The loser, the user. Thank you very much. Stevie loser, the

user, one of the biggest ball washers of the dabble verse, who sucks on the teeth of pinky any chance he gets. So let's all hear it. Crowd, aren't we happy to

Here we go. That. Stevie loser, the user, has won for biggest hole washer. He gets Kabuki. Thank you very much.

Stevie loser. Stevie Lou wins. Thank you very much. Doesn't even understand how award shows work. Also, the complaint on award shows is not that they move too quickly. People are just like, whoa, slow this whole thing down. This presentation is flying by. Yeah.

This took 22 minutes to present the first category with all the fuckups and the cadence that he has and trying to find the images and fucking it up and not knowing what he's doing. I also don't think that was the real winner. I think it was the only image he could pull up successfully. You're right. Because he went to, ah, shit, it's not there. I guess it's Stevie. That's fine.

It's good stuff. Do you guys want to find out why John looks so haggard? I mean, look at this face right here. This is what I'm talking about where it's like the eyebrows and the. eyes look identical. You could flip it upside down, you wouldn't know. He didn't get a lot of sleep the night before,

it seems like, well, he woke up in Boca Raton. And we know he was in Boca Raton because he was broadcasting over the weekend from an undisclosed location. And so let's find out why he's not feeling his best today. Well, I will say I drove for three hours this afternoon.

There was five. And I also had to... By the rest of you point out, Yeah. His first story was he got up at 7 a.m. To drive back. And he stopped at a gas station to get snacks and energy drink. And someone's like, oh, so you like gas stations?

Anyway. Probably some shitty part of town. Not the point. But now it's... In the ghetto. Now all of a sudden it's three hours in the afternoon to get back. No, Anthony, it's not acid on his face. He doesn't get the same excuse that Opie got.

No, no, no. He's driving a long ways. Well, I will say I drove for three hours this afternoon. There was five. And I also had to, uh, let's say, had a fun two nights in Volcano with town. Now he's claiming he got laid, which I know it's not true. Yeah. He was broadcasting every night while he was out there.

Hey, yeah, put the pussy away. I got to do my show. And if he got laid, he'd be like, let's just say I got laid. I know when I get late, I'm out of breath for days. Chad's just like, I might never watch this finger again. Seriously, I might never watch this finger again. Yeah, no, we don't. Or anything else.

Right, we get it. So one of the things that we look forward to during an award show is the musical act coming out. And boy, was I excited about this. And what would an award's ceremony be without the appropriate music act? so let me please welcome what do you want to bet the guitar is in tune what do you think the chance is under I love it

this is my favorite watch him tune his guitar I love this what's he tuning it to nothing he also said please welcome he's prepared nothing for this not even tuning his guitar My dog has fleas. I love this.

This is my favorite. Got it. Okay. Shit. Really good stuff. You guys ready for our next category? Give me a second. And let's see the next category as we get rid of the biggest ball washing,

biggest ball washers of the dabblebrush. We see... That's the ass kissing his co-host. All right. Let's see how this goes. Let's see. We're Thrick's speed again. Okay, let's get the next category, shall we?

Yeah. Let's see what we got here. Now, then, later. Now this is also going to have to be... Damn it, they're all connected. Ah, you fucking mother father. All right. I'm going to end up

I can't believe when you put pictures they connect like this I don't even know what he's talking about I have no idea I also use a Mac and I've never had that problem

I don't know what he's talking about but he cannot figure himself out Category 2 takes him another seven minutes to figure out what it even is he's not even sure he had to announce that he was

getting rid of the other category yeah this is something else that he says throughout the show just play this for you. Those two. We'll clean this up in post.

So he keeps saying, we'll clean this up and post. He knows it's not going well. It's taking forever. It's dragging out. It sucks. Later on, he streams again with Keanu on the show. The next day, he streams again and has to explain

that he didn't want the show to go smoothly. And he did all of this on purpose. And I also wanted to address this numskull on HackVirce Anonymous. That's a good way to start a show. Let me just address a single guy on Reddit who said something mean about me. Well, then that'll definitely stop happening.

Don't worry about that. Who posted on HackVorce Anonymous. And he starts to say that how lame the Dukies were. I mean, John didn't. Didn't even have a monologue and didn't have sound effects and didn't even announce them correctly and all that. He's not even prepared for this. And what you say to you is. Yeah.

Can you pull out the thread and read it? I bet he wrote it better than that. What an idiot. He really didn't just point out all the problems with this show. Oh, the joke's on the Reddeter. Yeah. He got him. He got him good with that.

bird. I bet he didn't know he was going to get an telephone noise. Fuck. No one's ever ready for that. John wins again. Dummy. That's what's funny.

Do you understand? Or is it too way over yet? Is it too way over your head? It's very cerebral. He's a fun anyway. But do you not understand what's great about me

and this show is that there's no production? I don't need bells and whistles I don't need to watch This fucking idiot showed up with an audience applause sound effect And a drum roll And then has the balls to be like

I don't need bells and whistles to make my show good I couldn't find the bells or whistles They cost money That's what he was yelling at Other people's clips Nonstop I don't need a panel Of ghouls

Yeah, you do. What? You don't need a panel of ghouls. Have you seen your show with Ava and Kiyadh? Holy shit. I don't need a panel of ghouls to sit and agree a bunch of yes men and women. That means just reading Reddit. Who have to sit and agree with each other to make.

So this is again, you know, John saying it's funny because I'm I'm not prepared and I don't do a good job presenting it, which goes back to what Howard Stern said, the only time you're funny is when you're not trying to be funny. When you're trying to be funny, you're obnoxious. You're not funny at all. And John will never pick up on that. I'll never understand it, which is why we love him.

He also prefaced all this by saying, don't worry, in post, they'll add all the bells and whistles that we need. Yes. In fact, he has Keanu on later out in the episode and shows Keanu. Listen, I know that yesterday's show was a debacle, but two years ago, I did this and some guy fixed it up in post and check out how good it came out.

I hope that he was going to do this like this guy. I mean, why should I pay for the production? Right. So I hope that he was going to do. Did people still watch like they always do? Yes, they did. So

whatever. But I hope this guy did the same thing much. Keanu is one of these idiots who's just like, yeah, but there were eyeballs on it, right? Yeah, but most of them were clipping it so they can make fun of you later on their shows. They get even more eyeballs.

So there's that. No, but it's great. People are watching it. So it doesn't matter if you humiliated yourself. Hey, remember when your pants ripped in the school auditorium? Everyone was looking at you. And your balls. I mean, how amazing is that?

You were getting all the attention. Did advertisers reach out? These have begun. Most beautiful women. of the dabble verse. First up, Needy. You know, I...

Blessed, blessed. Blessed Gillespie. Number three. He put him to get it. Number three. Yeah. So, do you see what he was trying to recreate? This is the thing he thinks is a good product.

So it's moving quickly. He's going through the nominees. He's showing photos. They're popping up on the screen. There's applause going on. This is what he was hoping to pull off. And very early on, he's like, I will fix this in post. Ah, we'll fix all this up and post.

Ah, we'll fix this. It's going to be great, guys, I swear. Number four, Winston Barney. No, I think they're all the same shirt for the Duke of this year. Yeah, I don't know. There we have our contestants, Kate Meaney. One more look for the judges. Kate Meaty.

Volusit Gillespie. I mean, then with that other picture there and that beautiful body, your husband. Oh, wow, that's me. I'm one there. Oh, so right there, it shows Keanu, and this is from 2024, it shows Keanu one of the images

from her only fans that leaked or whatever. So they had to blur it out because there was some nudity going on. Meanwhile, he's showing this to Keanu. Did I do a great job two years ago on this? Not for me to judge. And then, of course, Kristen Carney. Now, that's a great picture.

I, oh, Lord. Okay. Yeah, I think we all know the only of the shoes here. Okay. Very good. Who is it going to be? Kate Meaney, Kristen Carney, Felicia Glechiaan and Thompson.

Who is the winner? Kristen Carney, gentlemen. Kristen Carney, thank you very much. But you see now, I... Imagine showing someone

your show and not being endlessly embarrassed by it. He was proud. He was smiling and gushing. He was smiling. Do you see this? See this?

Look at this right here. He forgot that he was doing a show during this. Right. He was out of date. Oh, yeah. And he gets off on showing her those pictures of her

and of him complimenting it and her watching it. It's all some weird. Sex, pest behavior. Now, that guy did it for me. I didn't. Dead. Right.

So why would you even need to? Right. But it is interesting. You were a nominee. I was. I didn't even realize. My gosh. You didn't know that?

I know. It happened. No, John. No one was paying attention to the Dukies in 2024. It wasn't a big deal for anyone. You didn't know that? They didn't get back to you? a couple of leaked only fans former only fans pictures in there that's oh oh yeah i was like

no i didn't know about that i didn't know that you used some leaked only fans pictures in your presentation of john's face just changed like oh well i have a feeling this isn't john's fault if i had a guess he's going to pass the blame fine but but there was nothing that was naked right no no didn't do. See, that thing, I didn't put all that there. That's the thing, Keanu. Yeah. Even though I'm bragging about this now and it's up on my channel and I can't wait to show you, it's not my fault that this is something that's very offensive to you, something that you've claimed is revenge porn that you've claimed that Kevin Brennan is perpetrated on you. No. I mean, I had one picture. Just like I did, just like I did. Yes, I had one picture. That whoever did that, he put all that shit up there. imagine like what I wonder is like are these people like in their cubicles at work like doing this?

Some of them are yeah. For sure. The disconnect to shit on the person that created it while ignoring the person that played it and is proud of it is crazy. Yep. And Keanu's going to go down this path for a minute. And it's amazing that both her and John can't relate to someone who has a job where they're working on a computer in a cubicle. their names are penis wrinkle and their, you know, co-workers walk by and they have like, you know, oh, what are you working on? Nothing. Nothing. No, really. What is it? Well, I'm working on a, you know, a slide show for the Dukies. What are the Dukies?

Well. And now they're making fun of the person who puts together for John that John was praising and begging to do this for him this week. I hope the person does this again and puts the post-production in. And Keanu's response is, can you imagine this fucking losers? in a cubicle somewhere trying to hide this from co-workers where I was pointing this together? That's John's friend. Yeah. That's the guy was helping John out. John just laughs along with her. He's so stupid. Hey, Keanu, do you want to have dinner with a couple friends tonight? No, I can't. I got to

go be a co-host for the Dukies Wrap Up Show. I'm the one sitting here covering it. No one's better than anyone, Keanu. These are people who have no job and they're laughing at people who are employed and getting things done, being productive. I'm obsessed with stuttering.

job from the story. Can I swear in my life, when I said I'm going to be the Duke of the Devil verse, it was the whole thing is a goof. You know of this because you said because Chrissy said you dabble and

yeah. That I'm turning, what is it? Levens is a lemonade. So I'm the Duke of the Devilverse. Right. Exactly. So weird. It's so weird. And no one named penis wrinkle has a job.

Let's face it. I mean, yeah. I'd be willing to bet penis wrinkle, unlike you two, has a job. Yeah. Yeah. Because I've seen penis wrinkle super chat, a bunch of shows. Which tells me it's probably income coming in. Probably doesn't know $34,000 to America Express.

Find a guess. You, right. Imagine if he did and then his coworkers find out who are you on YouTube? Your name is penis wrinkle? Rinkle, get in here. The balls on Keanu to make fun of anyone who has a job. I know. Or clown me because my second home is near a gas station that's being built.

Yeah. It's insane. These people live in a different fucking a world. But props to John and the Dukies. What a fantastic presentation. Hats off to you, buddy. Proud of you. I love that he's wearing a sag shirt and he's not in SAG.

Yeah. Gano's closer to being in Blink 182. Good point. literally didn't support them. It's in the book. Yeah, he was a scab. Yeah, he was a scab. He was a scab.

And John, in terms of you taking credit for that show, wasn't it Jay Leno who said, if it airs on your show, you're responsible. Even if it's just your manager or anyone, you're responsible, the way Artie is responsible for the things you said on his show. So you're responsible for showing Keanu's asshole. And those pictures of her.

And since the 24 dukees, he has denied ever seeing that picture. Right, yeah. Oh, I don't look at Caddo's only fan stuff. I just like to turn the leather pants. There's a free app you can just throw that shit into and it will create the entire presentation for you with all of that.

You don't have to do anything and it's free. Laziness is fear and as long as he never tries, we can never accuse him of failing. Yeah, I pulled up a chat earlier with Drew Lane's in the chat as well and he brought up the same thing. It's amazing how John can't prepare for anything, can't be funny, can't have anything on the ready. That's part of his charm. Isn't that convenient?

It's not laziness. It's why I'm so hilarious in the Duke of the Dabbleverse. But don't you dare laugh at me or I'll docks your children. Yeah. And Lardiff. All right. Is it weird or is it gay? What will there say today?

Is it gay? So we play this game called Is it gay? and the way that it works is Aaron Imhole, host of Steeltoe, which, by the way, we will be talking about tomorrow on Davelverse Live. He's having a bad week.

Anyway, Megan, you've been watching this at all? It's fantastic. He's been melting down about the donations. Anyway, so Aaron's not a creative guy. He thinks he's a very funny broadcaster and show host and shockjack. And so whenever he's talking about a subject,

he tries to make a joke, and the joke is always the same punchline that it's gay. So Megan scours through these shows, and we have to guess after a little setup, whether or not Aaron is going to say, whatever he's talking about is gay or not. It's a very difficult game to play,

but I'm feeling good about it today. I feel like today is my day. Round one. That one. All right. Thank you, guys. Hey, by the way, off to a great start today. I have no complaints.

Keep it up. Love what you're doing. Hit like, hit subscribe, hit follow as well. Root says, is he that, little redhead guy that the dude was on the me on the megaphone was roasting no Sven sun guards not anywhere by the way roots people were saying shit

about you and hobo last night and I don't want to say anything until it's confirmed that you guys got chewed out by Mersh for a half hour for watching steel toe is it gay to be chewed out for watching a half hour of steel tow Adam

I want to say no but the look on his face says yes so I'm going gay Carl. I think it's gay. Chris. Gay. Annie. That's gay.

All right. We're all saying gay. Let's go. I don't believe that. Nobody would be that fucking gay and petty. All right. You've got a qualifier on it and petty, but still gay is the answer for everyone in the chat that had gay. Give yourself a point.

I love that everyone plays. It is fun. That's the whole point of these games. Yeah. You can play along at home. Everyone can get gay. Or here on YouTube. All right.

That's round one. Everyone got a point on that one. Round two. Here's the contestants. Somebody's getting Applebee's. Thank you, Daddy. Don't ever fucking call me that. It's way too weird because I know the place that's coming from.

And it disgusts me. You're a goddamn pig. just verbally abusive. It's not helping. She's just like, where are we going tonight? You think you deserve to go out in public, you filthy, disgusting piece of satanic trash. She's, yeah, I spell it.

Go, but like, you just like, her next boyfriend is just like Carrie's mom. Yeah, I saw what you did with your dirty pillars. You get on your knees and beg the Lord for his forgiveness. Oh, Chad Busamock says she calls KB Daddy KB. All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

Also, I'm pretty sure I can be sued at this point. I believe I just forced one of my employees to watch adult content. Referring to Scarlet Hampton, is it gay to force one of your employees to watch her adult content? Annie? Yes, it's gay. Chris. I didn't know Carrie's mom was black, but I will go gay. I don't know what he's talking about.

Carl. As a guy who's watched a little bit of Scarlet Hanson's content, I'm going to say it's not gay. Adam? I'm going to go with not gay. All right, we're split on this one. So that's gay. But that's probably criminal in the state of Minnesota. God damn.

How could that be gay? It doesn't make sense It's why this game is so hard He said it was gay It's gay fine He doesn't like He doesn't like what she does That's right

There's gay big assholes he hates that I forgot Yeah Round three There's no cum There's some personal trauma there I'm sure Yeah The girls eating the cup This is gross

It's disgusting Boy don't me Same stuff for me bitch Come is her boys All right. Round three. We're having too much fun. And again,

it's not just Somalis. There was one of the guys who protested at that church in St. Paul, he has, I'm not shitting you. He has a charity called Homes for Homies. He's a guy, he works in the prosecutor's office. And he has a nonprofit that gets

Section 8 housing vouchers, gets like cash redemption and he rents out properties to black men with criminal records and bad credit called Homes for Homies. And when you go click on the very first listing they have on their website, this is what you get on Homes for Homies. Go ahead. Let's click the, oh, guys, this is not the website that I saw yesterday. Oh, there it is. Okay, Homes for Homies, LLC.com. All right. The first listing,

what was the other thing? You get an error message. It's Holmes for Homies gay. Adam. No. Adam's got a career. Adam's got a career in Ireland. No, I'm going to say it's not gay.

It's definitely something way worse than that. Gay. Annie. I don't think it's gay, and I don't think he thought it was gay either. All right. We're split on this one. Again, it's the Wild West. I mean, to commit fraud in Minnesota does not take a lot.

It doesn't. Okay. It's not gay is the answer. Not gay. All right. I got a point on that. We're going up to round four. Wait, just to clarify, Annie, I thought you said not gay on that.

Did you say gay? I said not gay. You did? It was not gay. And Aaron said not gay. Okay. That's what my answer was. Oh, right.

Okay. Very good. So three people got one on that. I did say sport. You're right. Okay. She's got some bangers. I was at the golf course this summer one day.

And two Katie Perry songs came on back to back. And on the speakers, because I had to drive by the, I drove out the clubhouse, then came back through the clubhouse to go to another hole. And it was last Friday. night uh the friday night was one sign it's called tg i f that song played and i'm like that's a fucking banger and then the other one was um i want to say i'm saying gay but hold on there not that it was i kissed a girl but it might have been california girls and california girls probably my favorite katie perry's song what the fuck it's going is it gay to like katie perry's

Top hits. Annie. I think it depends on your sex, but no. The answer is no. Not gay. Chris. Gay.

Carl. I'm sticking with gay on this one for sure. Adam. Don't gay. All right. She's good. I listen to both songs and I'm like, I'm gay if I don't admit these are good songs.

Which is it? At least. Whoa. All right. That was a little bit of a, I think it's, So gay, though. Okay.

He said the word gay. Yeah. That's kind of what it comes down to. All right. We're through four. If he doesn't like him, he's gay. I don't know. It's gay.

It's confusing, but it's gay. We are all tied, by the way. It's all tied up. Very exciting. Going into round five, and then we have our bonus round. We're three points. Here's round five. Oh, breaking news for the Minnesota Vikings.

Brian Flores signs an extension with the Minnesota Vikings. Brian Flores is going to be our defensive coordinator for another. I think two years. Nice. All right. We're getting him. I got to see how long, sign him to a contract extension.

This happened literally 20 minutes ago. This was announced. I'm not seeing how long it is. Is it gay to see how long it is? I was hoping that was the prompt. Adam? Yeah. Carl.

Yes. Chris? No. Annie. Yeah. All right. The contract, shut up. Lores, finalist for assistant coach of the year in 2024.

Is that it? That's it. Yeah. Somebody. All right. Somebody Invisible said it was gay and he told him to shut up, but it doesn't count. Right. Yes, he did hear in his head.

All right. So what's the score going to the final round? I stole a point on that one, but anything can happen. So you're up right now by one. All right. This is worth three points. It's going to be a little bit different. It's not just, is it gay or not?

We're going to get multiple choice that Megan will give us. But first, here is the prompt. Out of a group of 20, 18, we're dying and dash. Look at that. Just the fattest, the most troglodyte, gross-looking bitches. Here's folks. Get a load of this. This is the crazy Cajun restaurant on 290 in Hollister.

According to the people I spoke to, that sent this video in the folks here that you guys see were not happy look at what they ordered look at what they ordered kids catfish strips kids popcorn shrimp

eight piece wings eight piece wings eight piece wings side salad side salad no onions ranch dressing ruining the health of the side salad ranch ranch ranch ranch ranch ranch

gay ranch ranch dressing ranch a very popular condiment in this country is not so popular with Aaron

how does Aaron see ranch dressing is it a white trash condiment a bargain basement condiment or a low rent condiment

whoa what are those what those what those choices again we have White trash. Bargain basement and low rent. Okay. Adam.

I could say one, two, or three also. I'm going to go with three low rent. Carl. It's not white trash. What was the other one? Bargain basement. Bargain basement. Chris.

I think Aaron would say bargain basement. Fuck you. Annie. No, I can't wait. The way trash is fun. All right. Let's find out. By the way,

Ranch is a low-rent condiment. Oh, Adam passed it. Congratulations. Adam is the big winner. What do you think about that crowd? What do you think about Adam winning? Let's see what the kids have to say about that. Very young crowd.

And there was much rejoicing. Congratulations. Congratulations. Another fantastic game and presentation. thank you for that. I feel like Aaron would like ranch. It was on like his wife's nipple. I'm surprised.

I know a lot of people like ranch dressing, but he just, I don't know. I thought his observation was interesting on it. I like to go side salad. He's trying to make fun of these people. He's like side salad, side salad.

Like, all right. Well, yeah. That's the wrong with that. At least I tried. All right, you guys ready for yet another fantastic game.

I am. Hidy-ho friends, thank you for being here. I'm your host Simon from the Worst Ever podcast, and it's time to play. Opie or Her. I'd like to tell you we have a very special episode, but they can all be. So let's get into the ordinary action of round one. There are times I talk, I'm just talking and living my life, and my wife will literally say, that's something your dad would say.

Time to register those votes. Adam Bush, what do you think? Wow, it sounded like opi in the beginning, but then at the end, I got to go burr. I agree. I think that was Billy Burr. What do you think, producer Chris? I went burr. Megan?

Burr. Annie. I think it's helpy. Yeah, I do you do that. I need to want to steal a point here. Let's find out. I think it's all because he likes to pretend that he has a wife. That's true.

Here. the answer. There are times I talk, I'm just talking and living my life and my wife will literally say that's something your dad would say. And you're just like your mother, you bitch.

Congratulations to Annie. Yeah. She gets a point. That was amazing. I've never heard him say his wife said anything. Directly. Right. I've never heard her quoted before.

It's also the first time you haven't gotten one yet, Adam. Is that the first time Adam? I think so. That's why I went along with that. I'm like, yep. That's what I was going to say. Let's play round two.

I don't have, I don't have anger issues. I used to, I guess. I used to have anger issues out of frustration. Time to register those votes. Wow. Annie, what do you think on this one? I think it's a misdirect. I think it's Opie.

Megan. I'll go Opie. Producer Chris. Opie. It does seem like a misdirect. It's kind of be so hard to find these things, though. I'm going to go Bill Burr. What do you think, Adam?

Yeah, I'm going to go with Bill Burns, total line. All right. Let's find out. Here's the answer. I don't have anger issues. I used to, I guess. I used to have anger issues out of frustration.

See, it's the frustrations fault. Let's play round three. That was Opie, right? It gives you a more round air, 360 degree version of him, man. Yes, I was yawning during that. Time to register those votes. Wow, so unprofessional. Producer Chris, what do you got?

Opie. I'm going to go Bill Burr, Adam. I'm going to Bill Burr. Megan? Hmm, I'll go Opie again. Annie. It's the statement. I mean, yes, I was yawning at the end of it part of the quote.

Okay, then I think it's burr. What did I say? BIR. I suck at this. All right. Here's the answer. It gives you a more rounded 360-degree version of him, man. Yes, I was yawning during that.

I was too. I guess football wasn't hot when he was doing that podcast. Let's play. Round four. You're not going to get me to hate undocumented immigrants. You're not going to get me to hate Mexicans. You're not going to get me to hate Chinese people. Time to register those votes.

Wow. I'm going to go with Opie. Oh, wow. What do you think, Annie? I think it's Opie because he wants to be politically neutral to everything. Yeah. Producer Chris? I think it's burr because Opie stammers when he's trying to do a list.

Good point. Megan? I'll go burr. Adam. Yeah, I'm going to go burr. All right. Here's the answer. You're not going to get me to hate undocumented immigrants.

You're not going to get me to hate Mexicans. You're not going to get me to hate Chinese people. Just my wife. Well played, sir. What are the scores right now are through four rounds. Annie is leading with three. Okay. The rest of us have two, except for you, Carl.

Fuck. I suck at this. You have six. You're right. Go good. I'm cheating. Let's play. Round five.

It's kind of weird if your kid is acting up and, you know, they look up at you with those, those, you know, in my case, those baby blues. And then you beat the shit. shit out of them to teach them a lesson. It kind of makes it awkward. Time to register those votes. Megan, what do you got?

Opie. Annie? I'm going to take my instinct, Opie. I was confident until the end with the laugh. I'm going to go Opie as well. Producer Chris? Burr. Adam Bush.

Bill Burr. All right. Here's the answer. It's kind of weird if your kid is acting up and, you know, they look up at you with those, those, you know, in my case, those baby blues

and then you beat the shit out of them to teach them a lesson. It kind of makes it awkward. Any other reasons? Congratulations to our winner. This week's prize package is brought to you by DePen. Trusted protection for when you need to

answer the door. Join us again next time for more for more. This is Simon from the worst ever podcast. Bye now. Simon from the worst ever podcast. Bringing the heat again. Who won this round?

Annie. Annie, congratulations. I wonder if the crowd will say anything about that. I'm getting good. And now that that is done playing, I will continue on with the show. I mean, I'm a very good game show host. Should I start doing award shows? You keep asking us every week.

I'm doing very good at this. I've learned from John. I think I can pull it off. Do we have any new comments coming on Spotify, Megan? We certainly do. Oh, good. I like those. Yeah, here is, this is from episode 694.

Rye Fry said, last week I was reprimanded by Carl for not sharing this podcast. So I described the show to my wife. I had to smuggle a phone into the hospital after she 51-50ed me to warn others. Just enjoy the podcast. Don't tell others. No, please. I know. You missed a point.

Don't listen to this guy. I'm not crazy. You're the one that's crazy, as I've heard of the suicidal tendencies. All right. I have one from Geese, is it? Stuttering John saved my life back in 2001 when I was on the, 640th floor of the World Trade Center. And when John told Howard about swordfish and how Hallie Barry looked, I just knew I needed

to get out of that tower to see that film. Thank you, John Melendez. Wow. Someone needs to DM that to John so he could take credit for it. Because you know he well through Facebook. That's a good comment. And then I have one from episode 695 from the Blackcast, great episode. the only thing missing from this episode was review girl Megan.

She makes everything better. It was great to hear Christian Blatt on the show again, signed Christian Blatt. Well done, well done, Christian. And he even threw in the bag of thing just to make sure it got red, smart. I did listen to that episode. It was really good. Yeah, Christian was great. Brought some good stuff for us to review.

People complain that we're always talking about the same subjects every week. Check out our Saturday show. knows. Any new reviews that we have? I have one that's been updated from Cranberry Electric saying, Carl sucks. Why do you say, Carl? You're a one star, Carl. Don't bother guessing. That's what you get. One star, Carl. Son of a bitch. Is that a one star? It is. Don't bother guessing. All right. Well, thank you for going on Apple Podcast. What's the other one people can review us on? basically any of them.

They're all kind of aggregated, podcast addict, pocketcast, podcast, whatever. So we're over your new podcasts. Give us five stars. Shit all over us. We'll read it. We'll laugh. It'll be a good time.

It helps the algorithm. We appreciate that. And we do have some voicemails coming in. You know, Opie had a really weird confession about one of him and doggy are up to that people were not happy about. Hey, Carl. This is Lance in Tennessee again. I can't stop thinking about.

the connotation of Hey, Gawgi, and what that means now with his foot thing. Athletes foot thing. Ugh. So, gross. Uh, Opie.

Hello. Don't listen into the most recent episode. Not that anybody needs to be told. But Opie is a walking sack of fucking shit. The story about joke man Jackie and the nail painting.

I get Adam, yeah, that was fucking beautiful. You know, and that's a moment he shared with a grandchild. And that's a memory when the grandchild is not there to look at it and to feel good about. He has, Opie has nothing to feel good about. He's a fucking piece of shit. That's really good. Great observation. And good for Jackie.

Fuck Opie, a fucking piece of shit. All right. I'm with you. very passionate about that someone's asking if we can trade EZ for Megan on who are these broadcasters Megan you busy at that time on Tuesdays what time is it

11 a.m. your time oh I'm at work I'm at work I tried for you Christian and fuck you Eric saying two points I want to bring up Stuttering John singing YMCA whatever studman hey Donald Trump loves YXA

MCA, you fucking hypocrite. And second, the way he's getting up now and vomiting, it reminds me of Nick Swartzson telling the story about when he was on an airplane and his body was shutting down because he was such an abusive alcoholic where he said, no, no, I just got to take one more shot of vodka. And he's vomiting it. His body is saying, stop. We are shutting down. We're going to kill you because you are killing us. This is what's happening. Stuttering, John, he's not long for this world. Rest in misery. Yeah, John's not doing well.

I would agree with that. I think it's the Klonopin. I think it mixes well with the beer. It's just we've been saying he's not long for this world for quite a while now. It's true. It's true. He should do more streams from his car. The 10th anniversary of John not being long for this world.

Paco. Hey. Our old friend. Great voicemower called him to the show. Yeah, what's so, Kyle. This is Paco. I just want to say, man, I'm sorry, bro. I'm so embarrassed for you, dark.

Like, why the fuck did John have to expose you so bad? That's fucked up, man. Yeah. Because you buy the house where the building gas station down the block and shit. Yeah. That's fucked up, man. John's ruthless, dude. That's just fucking crazy, dude.

You know what I'm saying? All right, shout out to start a John. See. Someone pointed out John's mom, his house. where he grew up, there's a gas station less than a half a mile away. Of course. I think someone posted that in John's chat. He had to respond to that.

We're in a cul-de-sac. That's where he would have worked if he wasn't a celebrity. It's true. Paco calls it again. Yeah, what's up, Kyle's Paco? Yeah, you know, at first it was kind of funny. Hearding these idiots laugh about how you buy the house where there's a gas station being built down the street. But as it goes on, it's fucking pissing me off.

Dude, nobody's that fucking dog, dude. These people are fucking idiots. Yo. What the fuck, man? It's infuriating. Anyway, shout out to the IRS. All right, peace.

No. Fuck the IRS. Paco. Who's out of you on? Is that the real Paco? Well, when it rains it pours, Paco calls it again. Oh.

Yeah, what's up? Carl, this is Paco. Hey, man, everybody's saying that you're upset about Stuttering John shitting his pants because you didn't get to eat it. Because, you know, how you like to eat shit?

The fuck. You know what I'm saying? Homeman. Man, I wish I could have been in that toilet boat. You sick, fuck. Why are you doing shit so goddamn much, man? Stop it. Stop it, bro.

You know, I got a lot of respect to you, bro. But it's going down, man. It's going downhill. All right, man. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to Blind Mike. See y'all later. Shout out to Blind Mike.

Why is the shitty becoming part of the show proper now? What's happening around here? I've lost control. He's just sitting out for you. That's true. Paco is a good one. Yeah, what's so? I was Apico again.

And I just got to make one more point. How are you going to call Stuttering John stupid for betting $3 on a football game? When you buy the fucking house where they're building a goddamn gas station at down the fucking street? You fucking idiot. I'll see you guys later, man. You know what? Get around back. Shout out to Mobile.

Yo, club head. It's Chris from Indiana. So you got me watching Story Wars, and thank you for doing that because it's fucking great. I love it. But I'm sure you know that occasionally when they do the Story Wars kind of like shoutouts or whatever, or they like, you know, read their name or whatever, they'll go, W-A-R-Z. And I was wondering if y'all took that from them or they took that from you, I'm guessing you took that from them. I'm guessing you took that from them.

No, I invented it. No further questions. We invented that. They took that from us. Deluxe call again. Carl, Deluxe, Chestnut, Chad, Zumach. He hates that nickname, by the way, I heard. Or he said it to KB, so let's call him a chestnut Chad.

He claimed to have made $7,500 last month. I want to ask our entertainment correspondent, Ambush. Is that possible? Thanks. What do you think, Adam? I think Chad made $7,500 last month? From streaming? Well, all together, all the things that he does.

I think it's possible. He had one or two opening gigs. I think it's possible he made half that and exaggerated. Sounds right. Stuttering John apparently made close to $8,000 this last month, just from the stream. So figure Chad makes half or a quarter of that plus some other gigs. Yeah. Who's that?

Is it dabbling duffus? Who's the guy who's been making all those videos, like daily videos updating us on what John does? Dabbling Dufus. Dabbling Dufus. He's great. Follow him. And the New Jersey guy is a great clipper now. Dirty Jersey rat.

Yes. Does a good job as well. But Dabbling Dufant does this thing where he's keeping track of the super chats and how much money John's making, what he's making per hour, what he's made for the month to date with how many hours he's put in. So John's making over $100 an hour. Gross, I think. I don't think not, but gross.

He's gross. So it's worth it for him. He's not going to go back to teaching anytime soon, that's for sure. If he could get on that super tip system, he could collect a lot more profit. He would, too. It'd be great. If he had my voice and Shulie's voice on there, it'd be a lot of fun. Chestnut Chad, I think, was a really funny burn.

And I don't say that lightly because I don't think Scarlet Hampton's a really witty person. By the way, Scarlet Hinton was on Southern John's show today. I saw that. So I'm sure we'll be checking on that tomorrow on Davelverse Live. And I already have the battle between Chad Zubach and Scarlet Hapton are ready to go for that. Awesome. Because it's amazing that Chad can't hold his own against a drug-addicted porn star. That's saying something.

It's saying a lot. I don't know. I'm scared about on drugs. Who knows? It's probably... I got that impression. It's probably fine. Just not Chad.

Chess not Chad. Chats got roasted. People are having fun with that. It's actually kind of witty as she came up with that. It's pretty funny. I enjoyed it anyway. All right. We didn't do plugs.

Annie, what do you have coming up? What do you got going on? Well, actually, last Friday night, I was on the United States of Australia with Aussie guy, and he did Ladies Night. There was Kim Nicholson, Haley, from a pretty anti-social pod, and Ava Ryza was also on there. Oh, sure. So, you know, they got into a little bit. There wasn't like a huge dissection or anything.

So it was a pretty tame stream, but kind of interesting. We've discussed who was the most attractive in the Dabbleverse, who was the creepiest, and who was the most charming. Oh, you got all of those, Carl. Thank you. I appreciate it. That's exciting. Yeah, I love what Dean does over there, Ozzy guy. So that's cool.

Check that out. And do you know nothing about clickbait? You got to be like, it was outrageous. Someone pulled my hair out We were fighting. It was wild. No, I got to get better at lying. Yeah, yeah.

Just message me. I'll help you out with that. Adam, anything that you want to promote, my friend. Yes, two things really fast. I have a new podcast that came out today called Red Weather with Ryder Strong. It's about a 1995. Cold case involving a missing girl from a

North California commune. So I invite everyone to check out Red Weather on IHeart Radio and anywhere you download podcasts. I also want to shed a little light on a hero that's come to the stage. He's from Massapequa Long Island, and he overcame a stutter to make it to the finals and all the way to Hollywood on American Idol.

His name is Jesse Finling, and I think a hero like that from Massapequa, overcoming a stutter to make it an entertainment deserves our respect and love. Let's all root and vote for Jesse Finling. All right. Very good. I wonder if that's any...

So you're doing non-dabblebber stuff now as far as podcasts go? The fuck? Sometimes, yeah. Prodio. Thank you. It's a big step. Thanks, buddy. I'm speaking mostly into the mic.

That's good. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. All right, everybody.

This was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom.

Boom. Okay. Folks. Guess what? The episode's over. That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good episode.

That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time.

Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. It's a bunch of crap. Oh, I forgot to play the guarantee you to fuck me. Swing you a miss. I'm the world.

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