Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep698 - Cowardly Duke, Opie & Ron, Whitney Cummings, Stephanie Miller

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

This week we start off with the time Laura Kightlinger was on Stephanie Miller and Stuttering John actually thought he had a chance. John is cracking himself up even more than usual. Laura actually tells John she used to have a crush on him and it’s the worst thing she could have done.  Bert Kreischer talks about the Zman on Fly on the Wall (allegedly). Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia talk about the StutJo lolsuit (briefly). Whitney Cummings can’t even get support from her friends after blasting Miss Rachel and becoming completely unhinged on social media. Opie brought Ron as his plus one to the Jim Jeffries stand up show and the highlight of their date was eating at the diner, sharing fries, and getting recognized by a super fan. Stuttering John was acting real tough when he challenged Rocco to a boxing match. Now that the challenge has been accepted and the match is a reality, John is finding any reason he can to back out. Wha happa? Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and “Burr or Opie.” The ladies read recent reviews and comments and we finish up with your voicemails.  Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/mIHR5D2bcag Andy’s podcast: https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today, we'll be discussing Bert Kreisher calling out Chad Zumach on fly on the wall. Whitney Cummings continues to call people who criticize her losers, and even her friends can't stick up for her anymore. Opie and Ron went to see Jim Jeffries together and even hung out with Jim Jeffries. Stuttering John backs up a boxing match with Rocco

and tries desperately to save face. Megan brings another round of Is It Gay? We have another installment of the Opier Burr game, reviews, voicemails. But first, Laura Kightlinger was a guest on the Stephanie Miller show. And John might finally have the love connection he's been seeking with every guest since he started working on the Stephanie Miller show. Producer Chris, how you doing back there, buddy? Back? Producer Chris is at his home office.

And the reason for that is because my mixing board blew up. And so I don't have anything for him to plug into. I do have a new mixing board that is already shipped. It will be here tomorrow. So we won't miss a, well, we missed it one beat. It's what we're missing. It's annoying. It's annoying when things blow up on you.

So we've been talking about this series. Stephanie Miller show. She does these happy hour episodes. This is back in 2016 when Stuttering John had his run there as a producer, board Op and Talent Booker on the Stephanie Miller program. And it really is fascinating to watch John trample over every conversation, get drunk, be smelly, be obnoxious, be terrible at his job. And somehow he stuck around for six months.

He's really given every chance in life, isn't it? Yeah, it's a real hostage situation. Well, Laura Kightlinger, who I haven't seen her around in a while, but she's a funny comic. She used to be all over the place An attractive woman So I'm sure John once again hanging out At the comedy store

Hey I'm booking for Stephanie Miller's show Using this as an inn To get with a female comic That he thinks is hot Now I haven't watched this episode yet Adam So you'll have to walk me through What goes on with the dynamics between these two Well Laura was a request from Stephanie

She was excited about her Because she followed her on Twitter And she said John, go get me her. And it turns out Laura was equally as excited to hear from John. And John, and I was nervous. Well, first of all, I used to have a crush on John. I used to watch when he had long.

Wait. Wait. This is the first time ever. Because most women to come on here talk about how repelled they are by John when he hits on them. This is so fantastic. And John hasn't hit on me at all. Yeah, why used to? I mean, I mean, you look even better now.

What's going on? Okay, first of all, here's my, when John called. Yes. My question was, does he, John, I can ask you since you're sitting right there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Do you usually book guests while you're in the car?

He was booking me. He said, oh, oh, wait. Oh, no. Oh, no. Usually this is how it is. He's at the comedy story. He's like, you want to come do the thing?

I don't know, Steph's house. And then people show up that night, like as if they've been kidnapped, like Pamela Anderson and Borat. And they're like, I don't, John just said to come. I don't really know what it is or who you are or what's how. Yeah. So no, if he gave you any explanation, that's more.

Yeah. No, he did. No, it's great. Very, very persuasive. First a text, then phone, then at my kitchen window. All right. Did you know that she wanted to fuck you? What's wrong with you?

When have you ever missed an opportunity, John? She never told me that. So this is fascinating because finally a guest comes on who goes, I'm actually a fan of Johns, and I used to have a crush on him. And then immediately he starts talking about how unprofessionally is and calling him out. So even when there's like a glimmer of hope, like, whoa, really? you liked me? She's still just like, yeah, so do you always book people when you're on, in your car and you're distracted? It's very unprofessional. Yeah, when he books his best

friends and when he books complete strangers, they have the same introduction. Like, why did you do this like this? Mm-hmm. And that, and that interesting. Uh, Stephanie does not seem surprised by this at all. She seems to be used to this kind of reaction. And I don't know if you notice, but Laura made a real deadly mistake right there at the end. Like, she really cursed herself by, uh, and she was forced to because John was laughing so loud, she got concerned. So she gently put a hand on him to be like, be cool. I don't think he took it as be cool. No, he sees that as like, oh, we're

definitely fucking. I don't know if she can get me free direct TV or not, but either way, I'm getting in her pants. That's what John's thinking right now. And he has reason to believe that this might actually be possible based on her dating history. And, John, this is your soulmate.

Yes, I love her already. It doesn't have a sledgehammer. But usually if it's somebody with sense of you Or they'll laugh or somebody else would just say what No, no Well, I don't want to get too personal Because you are famous in your own right But you famously dated Jack Black for a long time

And I'm just saying John Belinda is in that type It's in your wheelhouse Because I'm very friendly with Jack And I wrote a bunch of bits for Jack on the Tonight Show And when Jack was on the Stern show He told me when he was promoting school of Rock He went John this This was your role

You know and Jack and I've always been cool and now it's just so funny that you were married to him. Now it explains the crush on me. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even know. Wait a minute. I wasn't married. No, I've been engaged.

I'm against straight marriage. Good for you. Those fucking breeders. I fucking hate that. Oh, I love you even more now. I know. I've been engaged. John's triggered by the name Jack Black.

Immediately has to go into the times that Jack Black complimented him. And throw out a writing credit in there. I think really what they meant was long hair. and short. Really? Is that the reason why it's like, yeah, I mean, it's kind of my type right here. It's like, yeah, a short guy.

Goes his hair on it, into rock and roll. Yeah, both being comedy writers or comedians wasn't even on the list. No. Not what you was thinking at all, but I love the Jack. goes, yeah, Jack Black told me that movie

was made for me. No, it was made for Jack Black. He's in a successful band that's still going. It makes way worse that Jack Black would do it. It's a comedic actor. What's interesting in this next one

is that John is going to keep getting compared to things that he now is against. you. Those fucking breeders. I fucking hate that. Oh, I love you even more now. I know, I was going to get you.

You know, I live with my boyfriend, though, so I have to have to say. Oh, you have a boyfriend. I'm not completely. Oh, that goes my pickup lines. Oh, I know. Wait a second. So when did you have a crush to me? Oh, please, stop.

When we were both kids, when you were on MTV and you had long hair, and I thought, you know, you were the precursor to TMZ, like you were the funny. I have a wig. You could totally get fucked later. No, but do you know what I mean? Like that. You were, you know, finding celebrities and accosting them in a way that was entertaining. And now it's not anymore.

Yeah. You know, listen. Well, it's not. You're shtick. Yeah. You're giving, John. The thing people know you for is not cute anymore. Yeah.

Being a sexual predator, we're just not into it. Yeah. Just not as funny as it used to be. I like that John's thought was, so you know, your boyfriend, there goes on my pickup lines. Not there goes my chance. Like, well, then write some different jokes, John. You're a comedian. You can't just use the same hack line to use whenever there's a single woman on?

He only has those moves. There's nothing else there. I know. I'm aware. The National Enquirer, right? You were saying, like, they've been right about a lot of shit. Yeah. Look, I was in the National Enquirer for the top 80 worst celebrity bodies, and they were right.

That can't be true. It's true. My mom calls me, goes, I saw you in the inquiry. I think you look great. I think, oh, they made him. They looked great. about me. Then I look up worse celebrity bodies.

It's awful. Thanks, Bob. I think you're fantastic. I still have it hanging up. That's how I'm happy I am. They actually fucking called me a celebrity. I bet you look better than the other people, though. Who were the other people? No, it was me, De Niro and Hoffman in the same page. So I was like, I'm with two of my idols. They called me a celebrity. This is positive.

That's fantastic. That's really good. Yeah. All right, John. Calm down. All right, buddy. Relax. Where are you going? I'm sorry. I was just crunching. That's all right. Take a deep breath, Chad. Holy shit.

He's so excited. They're talking about him. He's the center of conversation. They're talking about how he's a celebrity. This is going perfect for him. I'm allowed to say he's drunk, right? Can I say that? He's drunk.

He seems pretty drunk. Yeah. And if he hasn't drank today, then certainly last night he was so drunk that he's waking up, like, sweating it out. Because this is not normal behavior. He is just like on autopilot trying to not let this thing crack. Well, there's a number of empties in front of them. It looks like there's at least three in front of them. Oh, wow.

And this is when the show is starting. And who knows how many he had before that. So I got to think that he's been enjoying himself. And of course, John has claimed that he's never been drunk on the job before and drink he's never affected his employment. And here's the evidence. John chugging beers on the Stephanie Miller show. This next one, John's going to love this.

John paved the way for Donald Trump. because you're like, that's not that sexist. Linda said way worse shit. Oh. Whoops. That didn't age very well for Johnny, did it? No, that should be his political slogan when he runs again, though. Yeah, there's been so many comparisons between John and Trump,

especially when we go back to the Living in the Past series. We're listening to the Stuttering John's podcast from 2018. It's very political. They talk about Trump quite a bit. But they're both narcissists, and they both have very similar traits, because of that personality flaw. And for some reason, John can't see it.

And they're both from the same town. They both had similar, not upbringings, but similar surroundings. They both were handed money. One of them squashed it. One of them has nothing to show for it. The other one has a bunch of buildings all around the world. They both never understood that the joke was on them on the Howard Sternship. Well, I think that Trump had some good appearances, but I know what you're saying.

Yeah. I mean, he certainly won if it's a contest. This next one you might be an expert on, but apparently John is too. Okay. Did you believe what he just said about the abortion thing? Women need to be punished for abortion. Well, well. Great.

Do you have some thoughts? Yeah. I think this, this was the thing we, I'm sorry. This is the thing we have always said what was the thing that's going to bring him down. Do you have some thoughts on abortion, Laura? No, no, no, no. Let me get in there first. Thank you.

That's always good. Let the man talk. We're talking about abortion. I think it's my turn now to speak. He actually interrupted her. say nonsense. It's great. He'll do it again later. All right. Producer Chris, how's your internet connection?

It's fine. You guys were like roboting out on my end. I don't know what's going on, but here we are. All right. Very good. Let's laugh at jerks. Okay. One thing you need to keep in mind is that the boyfriend that Laura lives with is a film director. Okay.

I usually announce if I'm having drinks on stage that I live with somebody and I say that to remind myself so I don't get drunk and bring someone home. Does he direct like everywhere? Like in bed? Like, uh, okay. Cut, cut. No, but I've had those types.

I've had those types. I've told me what to do. What's so fucking funny, John? Holy shit. This might even be an interesting conversation. Hey, I mean, Laura Kightler probably doesn't want to talk about her sex life all that much. She's a successful comic. But this might be an interesting conversation with John weren't so fucking goofy and insecure around women.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I have had those types. Hey, he, ha, ha, ha. Sex, right, guys? Dork. And you watch this, and we've seen all of this, so many times before, and it really feels like he believes as long as he's laughing, everything's going well, and none of this criticism is real. All of these jokes against him are not real. I really do a good job. This is funny, right?

Anybody listening is going to know we're kidding. Yeah. The whole world is laughing. Him and Opie both think if there's laughter, then it's funny. And obviously it was a good conversation that's enjoyable. Watch. I don't know if he thinks this is flirting or. if it's punishing Laura in this next one.

I mean, I think it was so helpful. Fred is with John. That's okay. It looks just as the closest someone he gets as Laura's taken. Oh, all right. No, go ahead. I'm close to you're going to get to what?

He's petting the dog. Physical contact. Yeah, right. That's where his head went. Yeah. It's close when he gets to touching something. Jesus. Now they start talking about kinks in relationships and Laura talks about it,

an actor she won't name that got physical with her in bed once. Okay. Realized or have any idea what they're thinking. Will you tell us off the air? What? Who it was? Oh, I will, absolutely. Oh, great.

I love you. I definitely. Okay, John is drunk. I mean, the fact that you just said, I love you, slip, that made no sense in the context of that. Will you tell us off the air? Yeah, I'll let you know.

And there's just slipped what was going out through is bright. I love you. Whoops. I'm very attracted to you. Jesus. Desperately lonely. Yeah. Yeah. It's so pathetic. And remember, this is going back to 2016.

He hadn't even been on his current 10-year not getting laid streak. Yeah. The times weren't as desperate as they are now back then. It still seems that way. He does his classic, uh, hold my beer. You like Kingston. Watch this move. Oh, I'm like a bug on my back.

I've had two girls tell me, I don't get it. Like they just say, hit me, hit me, hit me. Oh, really? Yeah, and it's so bizarre. I mean, what do you mean? How? Like, just slap in the face. No.

Yeah. And I'm like, no, I'm not. But, you know, some girls are really into that whole thing. And this one was a lawyer. She was a lawyer. Oh, that's awful. Which I almost did want to slap in her face. Well, everyone wants to slap a lawyer.

No, but I mean, it's so bizarre, right? I'm not into that. What is wrong with, why does he have this regard for attorney? They can't possibly be a sub. She's an attorney. What do you mean? It's that to do with anything. You know, I'm sure it's not true, but Patrice says a bit about a kinky lawyer that wanted

him to do all sorts of nasty stuff to her. And I know he doesn't listen to comedy or enjoy it, so I'm sure he'd pick it from there, but like, this is not new stuff. So the whole thing was like, yeah, this girl wanted me, hit me to hit her. And I'm like, oh, geez. She was like, hit me, hit me, hit me. Wait, what do you do for a living? Fair enough. He's such a child.

Well, I can't tell who does it worse. Stephanie, who handles this worth? Stephanie or John? It's amazing. Lois Bromfield. I don't know if you... I loved Lois. Isn't that crazy? She died, but... What? I know. Everyone's just telling me...

Wait, didn't you? Am I wrong? I didn't know that. Wait, am I thinking of the wrong... Yes, she was... Wasn't she with Lenny Bruce? She was... Wait, are we talking about the same person?

No, no, no. No. I don't... No. I don't... I'm thinking of someone else. I know Lenny Bruce died. Who? I know Lenny Bruce. Oh, that's so funny.

Good one, John. Way to save the host. Good stuff. That was just terrible and she's embarrassed for both of them. Yeah, I know. Look at her expression says it all right there. Oh, boy. I don't know who told John that it's the co-host role to make the host look bad.

Like, that's their primary function. He doesn't know any other way. He doesn't bring anybody up. He brings everyone down. We see it all the time on his shows and the people that come. on whether it's Ava or Kianu or Clay Dabler, like, nobody looks good having a conversation with John. He drags everyone down with him.

He's a liability. Yeah. Yeah. And he does the exact opposite for himself, for himself, whenever it's his flaws, it's always wrapped up in like, I'm on the cover of Time magazine as the sloppiest man in the world. At least I'm a man. Mm-hmm. So don't worry, he covers for her right here.

Okay. But anyway, go ahead. No, that was that. I'm just glad for the first time it's not me. that put my foot in my mouth. Jesus. I said when I walked in, I told Stephanie that... Good work, John.

Make sure to call your boss out when she makes a mistake. Get the flashlight out. Make sure to everyone's looking at that direction. It's weird where he stutters, too. It's like he knew it was wrong. He knew it was a big thing to do. You're right. He just bombs over and over again.

These next three in a row are just bomb after bomb. I didn't even play with dolls when I was little. I had like stuffed animals. I wouldn't even, I guess I didn't even want the burden of carrying a doll around. Right. Because it's a lot. Yeah. Sean plays with a lot of dolls.

Only he has to blow him up. Oh, Jesus. All right, Laura, try to just soldier on. Soldier on. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. No, I hate to ask you, but you need to move even closer to John. Oh, no, I will.

Camera shot. John's in my lamp. already he's sitting in my lap i know okay no i know we're palsy well who doesn't love her she's beautiful oh she's uh so he calls out the producer of the board out playing with dolls and even his expression was like what does that even mean are you calling me gay or you what do you oh paul oh okay you're calling me a perver i mean cool man good stuff i'm just trying to make you sound good, buddy. Poor Laura.

Poor Laura, how many times can a guest on this show say, I'm having fun, I'm having fun. Right, yeah. Letting everyone know. I'm not being assaulted. It's cool. No, you don't have to apologize for this appearance. I promise you. This is all great. We're having a lot of fun. It's another bomb from John. My dad died

30 years ago, so I don't know what he would think, but I think he'd be embarrassed. Oh, I'm sure. Right? About this mess? Yes. Oh, of course. Your dad died in 83? Yeah. Same yet my dreams died. Oh.

Oh, John. Ugh. Oh, John. It's just terrible. The laughing and the smirking and the constantly meeting everybody facing him at all times, it becomes real, like,

dominant, and they get a real, like, Epstein-Maxwell thing going on when they close in on her together. It's, it's, I wouldn't want to be lower in that situation. It also seems on this show, you know, we've watched a bunch of episodes, now. It seems like John is getting compensated

by the attempt at joke. Not by the joke, but by the attempted joke. Because he's just trying for everything. He can't lay back and let anything unfold or give anything some error. Let the conversation occur. He has to jump in with something lame. Try to be funny. Yeah. And his mind works so

slowly you can see when he thinks of it. And then all the time while he's thinking that he's missing what's happening. And then he slams the conversation back to where he wants at 30 seconds later. This next one, they're talking about astrological signs. and John just brings the house down. What signs are horses under?

I don't know. Oh, well, she was a Gemini. I don't know. Oh, okay. But, yeah. But, you know, it's stupid shit. No, I'm interested. Are you ready for a bad joke?

Yes. I'm so she was a very good neighbor. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. I told you be bad. It was bad. No, that wasn't bad.

It was very well done. I think Mr. Ed would. We would turn over in his grave and say... Oh, what the hay. What I never used to... Oh, Jesus Christ. On a fucking popsicle stick. Stop fucking laughing, John.

Come on, pony up. No, you don't... Oh, here we go. Jesus Christ. Oh. Oh, okay. All right. I don't want to bail, but...

Hey. No. Max, do you have one? It's free and Fred. Oh, it's Fred. No. Yeah, you know, we all have our stupid shit, right? Like I, she used to do shit.

Be more funny. Okay, can I explain why the neighbor joke sucked? It would have been great if he had said it as soon as they said the sign with the horses. If you could have got it in right there, he missed it by seven and a half beats. He missed that joke. And it's happened to me many times where I think of something up like, like, fuck, if I would have thought of that four seconds ago, that probably would have landed. And you just got to move on. John should have those instincts.

Right, he doubled down. He kept going for the same joke over and over again. He should have those instincts after we're working on Howard Stern and watching the way those guys operate. But he does not. He doesn't learn anything. Do you hear the rev up just to get into it? You just definitely like glanced over. Like gave the eye over.

Like just like, oh, John's got something. What is it, John? Oh, it's a bad joke. Hold on. I got it. Let me just, this way you can't make fun of me because it sucks because I said it's a bad joke. All right, cool. It is very, very painful.

Once again, he has to interrupt a gay woman so he can talk about gay rights. I'm loaded right now. I can't even believe we're still on the air. I will say that, sorry, is that all these Republicans against same-sex marriage and all this stuff are on the wrong side of history. And they're all going to look like the Bergamisters from San Carlos is coming to town because of They're just going to just... Good stuff, John. Can you just rewind halfway through that?

Watch what happens when Laura doesn't pay attention to him when he's talking. I'm sorry. Is that all these Republicans against same-sex marriage and all this stuff are on the wrong side of history, and they're all going to look like the Bergamister's from San Luis coming to... His hand went right into her face, and I'm talking right now, yes. What is that? He thinks everybody's on their phone. Are you petting the dog while I'm talking?

he was just petting the dog while they were talking the whole time. It's okay what he does it. It's fine. Makes perfect sense. Now, this next run doesn't make any sense to me, but there's some amazing stuff. What they're talking about is use in the N-word as a TV writer. I don't understand why there's there, the word, the N-word is anywhere. Even, you know what?

Yeah. I'm surprised. When people call me that, which I've been a lot, I'm like, yes, I am. Thank you. Sure. Well, even on, you know, there's certain directors that seem to, like, you know, what did I just? The N-word. Yeah, the hateful eight I saw.

And I thought, it doesn't need to be in there. And, you know, even if it's, even if you're. Did you catch that? He interrupts her, so she, like, loses her train of thought. And she's like, just like in that movie, what was the? And he thought she forgot what she was talking about. So he's like, the N-word? No, I know I'm talking about the N-word, John.

I'm trying to remember the hateful eight. Thank you. Not the point of it. Not the point. He thought she forgot that. So helpful, that's one. So good with the guests. It continues.

I don't even like that the rappers use it. I mean, like, I mean, shouldn't we just move away from this word and just, and make it just disappear? Because all the white fuckers say that. They're like, oh, they, the rappers say, why can we say it? No, I'm not saying that. Wait. Where did she? Where did she go up with that one?

is that something white people are pining for to be able to say the edward as I said for Quentin Tarantino Kimmy yet the chance put me in there that was her example Quentin Tarantino sure that's the one that's the one yeah yeah I get it

a white person can't say that the same way yeah a black rapper can say it yeah but I'm just saying it because my children would never use the word and but yet they hear you know you know all these black rappers do it but even doesn't mean they're gonna do but why do we have to keep it

but I guess they have to do it. They don't have to. No, they don't. What's your point? Now, my kids, they don't use the N-word. Not around you, they don't. But also, I mean, I would hope they're not using it. What a weird thing to say.

What a weird thing to preference. And if they heard it, they would definitely start saying it. The only reason they don't say it is because they don't hear it. Should they pick it up immediately? Like, he made no sense. He had no point. He interrupted them to do it. And then at the end, said, well, I guess you got to.

Right. Got it. He was trying to, he tried to police what black people could say for a second there. They went, well, that's not my position at all. I better take that one back. That's dumb. Yeah. If you skip over to 20, we could talk about the areas where John is a known racist there in the studio.

Oh, my God. If you talk to him, he won't eat anything white. Yeah, I don't like cheese. He's a fucking racist. Okay. Okay. I'm a fan of the white man. I totally get it.

Yeah, I don't like cream. She, I don't like anything like that. It's grosses me out, man. Like, I haven't watched it. Ted Cruz looking in his lip. I won't watch it. He had a booger. He ate a booger.

He ate a booger, John. Yep. I don't think it's racism. Adam, what is it? I don't think it's racism to not like white creams. I don't know what it is. Homophobia is what it is, Adam. I see.

Everyone knows that. I knew it had a hate base. Right. Yeah, that's for sure. It's intolerant. That's for sure. Does he think this is cute that he's like sweaty, dripping, disgusting, but also grossed out by the slightest.

thing. It's the only way he knows. Does he think this is cute? You think he's tried his best? He's not doing anything. He's very drunk and he's starting to get real sedated and bring it all down. It's really uncomfortable. What he does hear, Laura's been talking about setting Stephanie up with this woman and John just grinds the show to a creepy halt. Psychic feeling.

Wow. I really don't. What are you talking about? No, you have a new woman for me. Let's get this shit going on. Let's call her. Okay. What?

No. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Well, we will definitely. Let's call her. If she goes by, get her. Yeah, right. Where is she here?

Can I convert her? He's still, he still, a little kid when it comes to lesbians or lesbian talk. He gets very excited, like, you know, a junior high student who's like, oh, lesbians, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he thinks, as he does every situation, that he knows just what the mood needs a little more of this. Well, I'm going to see you Saturday.

I know. Oh, my God, come back. And you're going to bring the girl, right? Of course, of course. Yeah, bring the girl. Okay. I'm the matchmaker. I'm fiddler on the roof.

Listen, this is, I think this is going to end well tonight for you, John, even though she lives with someone. No, we just need some more vodka. Yes. Yeah, we got more. Jesus Christ. Yep. I mean, he just comes across like a sexual predator.

He's not charming at all. And the thing where he tries to do, the Howard Sternstick of talking about anal and lesbians and stuff, none of it ever works. He's just not charming at all. And then when he's just like, you'd probably fuck me if I got you drunk enough. Like, that's,

I mean, John's a liberal, but I mean, nobody thinks that that's like an appropriate thing to say to someone. No, they both sound a little predatory. That whole bring the girl. Yeah, yeah, bring her. It's a little creepy.

And he treats Laura the same way. He gives her the worst send-off, the worst outro. Cheers to you. You've had a great career. I admire you. Had? Not had. No, you've had.

You were having a great career. Oh, my God. I'm trying to get you fucked John. Okay. Now the foot's back in my mouth. Fucking asshole. I love Laura. I don't want to play this song.

Yeah. I always get struck when the song gets played on my channel. I don't know what else they say on here. No, that's it. It's fun. Aside from John just saying, you had a great career. Yeah. It's always smart.

He blows up at the slightest grammar mistake or the slightest is anybody has to say, but he's so comfortable talking about people as if they're dead when they're right in front of them. The great Suttering John on Stephanie Miller's show. Can't believe that didn't work out in the long term. Very surprising. I can't believe how similar it is to so many of his. appearances. Yeah. He just only knows one way to do things. It's trample on people, laugh hysterically at your own jokes, be creepy and, and hit on girls. But he's not really hitting on girls.

He's joking unless they're into it. Uh, then there's a chance. Then maybe it's okay. So listen, Adam. Yeah. We've been struggling with these tech issues with producer Chris, which is unfortunate, because I had my own tech issues, which is why he's not here. My mixing board blew up. So I didn't anything for him to talk into or put his effects into. And so he was doing it from home. And apparently he's having some internet issues. But fortunately, behind the scenes, I've been messaging with a backup. Our backup plan, trucker Andy is joining the show. What's up, Andy? Hello. Hello. Thanks for being here, buddy. Twelve eyes, three deviated septum, three guys that all look alike. What more can you ask for? Yes. Hey, Adam. Hey. We should play a game called

find the Jew. Feel like just one? Are we going to figure that out? Well, thank you. Thank you, Andy, for being here on the show. I was on Drew Lane show yesterday, and I was talking about Bert Kreischer on fly on the wall. Of course, fly on the wall is Dana Carvey and David Spade,

and their show's interesting, especially when they have guests on from us and now when they talk about behind the scene stuff. But when Bert Kreisher's on, it's not all that interesting, until the question comes up where they say, hey, how do people in your life react to you becoming rich and famous? You know, people that knew you before you were rich and famous and then watch you gain this notoriety.

How does that go? And Bert has a very specific answer. So you got rich and famous. Yeah. At a given point, then that was just for sure. Bird is rich. Bird is famous. How did it affect relationships with...

Oh, that's a great end question. I realized not everyone was rooting for him. His pulling for you, yeah. We all find that all along the way. You find out that a lot of your friends... They like you where you are. They like you where you are. Yeah.

Let's not get crazy. Don't go nuts. That's quite enough. That's quite enough. How did that manifest itself? Just a little sly things, little digs kind of backstage. Oh, yeah. Or whatever.

Oh, it was like, it was crazy. I, uh, it was, yeah, it was crazy. I don't know the right way to say without bringing up old dramas. But, well, now what Bert might be referring to here. Now, Chad talks about how he used to open for Bert all the time. And they were buddies down in Tampa. And, uh, when Chad was, you know, pushed off to the side with Bert's success, Chad went on Twitter and tweeted to himself with one of his sock accounts.

Hey, Chad, did you see Bert with this interview with Adam Sandler eat a dick? Because Bert had this interview where he really panicked interviewing Adam Sandler and he looked really bad. And so everyone saw that Chad was using a sock account to tweet that to himself because he actually wasn't signed into his sock account when he tagged himself. and Bert and Tom talked about it on two bears, one cave. Again, they never mentioned Chad's name, but that's the specific incident that I think Bert's mind is going to. They're like, yeah, how do people react when you get famous and they don't? Like, oh, tell you exactly what they do.

They lash out, try to knock you down it, Peg. It is hard to watch a guy whose whole thing is just taking his shirt off, like he's at a college football game become more popular than you, I'm sure. Chad's jealous guy. Yeah, that's what I mean. This talentless. He's constantly talking about how we ran with Whitney Cummings and Sam Tripoli and this person, that person.

When I was out in L.A., I was hanging with this person, that person. And they've all passed me by. It's like, yeah. That is true. I can't believe this. He's sweaty. He's gross. He's unshaven.

He's squealing. He's not finishing his sentences. He's giggling like a baby. And he's still like years. He's still like you're better than John. Like, John can't pull this off. Right. That's amazing.

So, yeah, people talk about it in the chat already. My buddy MLP gave me a heads up on this. I think this dropped today. The latest episode of Jim Norton can't save you. Had his buddy Anthony Coomia over and this conversation came up. Ice hot. Oh, that would be terrible. By way, is there, and I forgot to ask you this last time, too.

Is there a lawsuit? stuttering John going on? And I'm not in that world at all, but is there somebody getting sued? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that legit? Yeah, yeah. But who knows where. Is it you or somebody else?

No, no, it's Shouli. Oh, okay. And Carl from Who are these podcasts. John decided that they had somehow used his face and image and him to make money.

But it's like, you think the court's going to entertain podcasts going after other podcasts for making fun of them. You want to be the judge that sets that fucking precedent? Yeah. It ain't going to happen. Plus, it's based on Jocktober. Take it away, guys.

You guys could have a fantastic conversation about this very topic. It's kind, yeah, it is kind of a podcast. They're all public figures. They're all public figures. By the way, who is that saying as to Prince? Is that Fergie? That couldn't be. She looks like fucking Pierce Morgan.

Holy shit. Is that Fiergy? It's always going to have a TV on when you're doing a podcast and get easily distracted. Now I can tell Jim as soon as he brought it up was like, I don't want to have this conversation. I could drag into the example first. I want to be talking about stuttering John who thinks we're friends and I want to get any of this

going. So Jim gets distracted at me. He's just like, hey, what's that on the TV? It's like Bill and Burr watching football. He's like in the middle of a thought. He's just like, you're going to go for that fourth down? That was what Jim Norton just did. I don't blame him, but they get distracted in time with the TV the rest of the time.

They're not playing right now, thank God. played last night. I'm so tired of these comedians talking about Dabbleverse stuff weighing in on their opinions and then saying like, but we're not in the Dabbleverse. Right. It's becoming a trend lately, I've noticed.

It has. I think they're in. I think everybody's in. It is hard not to be. It's a vortex. It's sucking everybody in. One of the people who's way into the Dabbleverse is Ashley Cumming. She was just on my show Point, Dabble Point,

this past Monday. And I got to talk to her a little bit about her sister Whitney. Because Ashley's been putting out some videos about how Whitney owes her money, how Whitney gifted her a range rover and horses and then took them back from her. There's some wild accusations that are going on. And when I tried to get some answers from and some clarity, it didn't work out all that well. But I'm still fascinated by Whitney Cummings and what's going on with her lately. because we played on the show recently,

the latest thing she's done to piss a lot of people off is go after Miss Rachel, this woman who entertains toddlers and babies. And for some reason, Whitney went out of for the tirade in social media, got a lot of backlash, and eventually backed down and apologized,

but even the apology was even worse. It was even worse, right? Because it was one of those like, oh, and if you have a problem with that, then I guess I'm sorry, You have a problem. She said she didn't realize that Ms. Rachel was only for neurodivergent children. Right.

Which is not true at all. And again, yeah, stop talking about this thing you don't know about. Don't you see every time you open your mouth that gets worse? Well, what's fantastic is she was just recently a guest on Joe Rogan show. And so after she was a guest, Joe Rogan sees that she's in this controversy over this Miss Rachel thing. And Burke Kreischer is the guest. and so Joe Rogan brings it up to Bert

that look at all these loser haters who are going after Whitney Cummings on social media. You know? So that's why I don't read I don't read any comments. Whitney was going into, you know, the Whitney thing about Miss Rachel? I don't know who Miss Rachel is.

I found out who she is today. 1.8 billion views on how to say mom and dad and I was like, it makes sense, man. Well, she's she's an educator for neurodivergent kids. Is that what it is?

See, even Joe, that's always her because that's what Whitney told him. Because we're going to find out they were texting about this. They were messaging over this. So Joe's going on. She's also a complete stunt. Okay. Right. Yes.

Don't forget that. Yeah. So Joe's trying to make sense of this. Yeah, I watched a couple of videos. Pull up some videos and Miss Rachel. Because after people were draft, by the way, the worst. fucking people. We're going after her.

People that I know that are comedians that are just unbelievably shitty, dishonest, disingenuous, name some names, Joe. I hate this thing. Just say, Chad Zumach, it's okay. Let's name some names. I hate this thing. It was just like, some of the worst comedians who just suck at life, like, uh-huh, such as. Just one name would be great right here.

Just unbelievably shitty, dishonest, disingenuous, human. human beings, bad faith communicators, people that just like completely distort anything about the person. Yeah. And it's just because she's successful. It's a giant part of it. And so they see her making some crack about Ms. Rachel because she was watching it with her kid. She didn't know what the fuck it is.

So here's Ms. Rachel. Let me hear what this sounds like. Okay. So this is great because Joe's like, everyone who's calling out Whitney Cummings is a piece of shit. They're jealous because she's so successful. and she's crushing it.

And I don't know, she probably has good points. We should probably look into what Miss Rachel is out to. I've never seen it before. So watch what happens when he discovers what Miss Rachel actually is. Can you help me count that? Do you hear it? Thank you. I don't hear you, bird.

There we go. There we go. Two, three, four. Four must be the number of the day. Watch it. dinosaurs, do we hear? have one, two, three, four. Okay, pause.

Why'd you go after this? Like, this is like a little kid show. She must have been bored. There's nothing to do with it. This is great. Immediately just like, oh, wait, I'm singing it for what? When it comes, she's going hard on the bait? I guess Miss Rachel, who's counting dinosaurs?

What the fuck is wrong? First, like, can you play the rest of the video? I want to see how this shakes out. It's my favorite show now. watch this again. This is so funny. Did you go after this? Like, this is like a little kid show. Yeah. She must have been bored.

There's nothing different from this. Some blues clues, in my opinion. It's a show for little kids. Yeah. Like, I don't get it. I don't know. Maybe she was just trying... She was bored. She was trying to write a joke and thought she'd get some traction, I guess.

Maybe she took two instead of one. And then she got a little extra energy. There you. That is very interesting. Maybe she took two instead of one. I saw that in Whitney's comment. section from the video she posted today. What's going on?

When do you take two instead of one? They're talking about dinosaur eggs, right? No thing they're talking about dinosaur eggs. I think people think that Whitney's on some stimulants. The way that she acts, it seems like she's jacked up on something. And everyone knows it, and Joe makes the joke. And I'm going to back this like, because I think Bert even reiterates it. Two instead of one.

And then she got a little extra energy. I don't know what she's doing. All of a sudden she's like, fuck Miss Rachel. Bert's going to repeat it again. No, listen, does Bert eat laugh very easily? Yes, of course he does. But there wasn't a question of what Joe was talking about there. He's dying laughing.

All of a sudden, she's like, fuck Miss Rachel. But then she started responding to people because she didn't understand when it was, she said, and then she took it down and apologized. But you can't apologize to the mob. They come for you. They come for you. And she learned. And I texted her.

I said, listen, I love you to death. You got to stop going back and forth to these people. You can't do that. Yeah. I'll give you an example of one of these tweets that Wendy Cummings posted. Ms. Rachel was always off-based, dude. This is her responding to someone else.

Why does she talk to all kids like they're deaf morons? Also, if you need to dress like a toddler to trick them into liking you, that's information to give a mental health professional. See, children's entertainer. This fucking cunt triples down on every dumb thing she's ever said. I know. So this wasn't like a joke. Like I think Robert's like,

maybe she was trying to work out a joke or something and it just didn't come to fruition. Like, no, no, no. She was going hard at Miss Rachel for a while on social media and arguing with people over it until she finally had to make an apology. It was picked up by many news outlets about this. I want to hear how she's talking to her kids. I want to hear what that sounds like.

well that's the weird thing is that her big complaint is that miss rachel's like loud and in your face it's like if you've seen your podcast i get a contact buds from it i'm up all night because of this podcast yeah at least miss rachel cuts less it's more one screen right i blame two broke girls for this i mean this the fact that that piece of shit show gets more than one season now she's got p a's and executive producers telling her that she's fucking smart so she can't can't admit that she's ever done anything wrong. Yeah. There's a lot of speculation about who is her management, who's her PR team, who's telling her that she's on the right path, or is she just ignoring those people and fighting new people who will agree with what she does? Because she's getting very bad advice. Yeah, it shows that no one can talk to her.

Yeah, that's what I think. Because anyone who's objective about this is watch and be like, yeah, you can't just like call everyone a racist because they're critical of you going to reaunt and anything. paid by the Saudi government. It's just, it's not a good move right there. He really, should probably take that criticism in stride. They might have a point. Well, because of all this fallout now over this Miss Rachel controversy, she comes on her show that was posted today and explains why these haters on social media hate her so much. I think that when people pick their team or when they root for someone to go down or I mean no one does that with me but um

I've heard that's like that happens sometimes um I hate that passive aggressive thing even we were playing her uh daily show which by the way is back up on YouTube uh they took it down for copyright but we were able to to win the fair use argument on that so we played her recently hosting the daily show and again like she's doing a monologue on a national TV show that Jim Stewart or John Stewart and Craig Kilbourne built. Why aren't everybody? I know.

I was supposed to say, that's definitely the wrong stuart. So the fact that she makes it about her and in her monologue, she's just like, yeah, you know, some people make mistakes on social media. I don't know who. And it was like, what are you talking about? We don't follow you on TikTok, idiots.

You don't know. But she mumbles that under her breath. She's like, I mean, no one ever hates me on social media. Wank, wink, wink. I mean, no one does that with me. But I've heard that's like that happens. And I think it's their way of telling on themselves of going, I need this person to be removed because this person takes away the lies I need to tell myself about why I am where I am.

Or I need an excuse for why I'm not. So if that person is like a monster and a liar and a whatever, I'm just like a good person and that's why I don't, I'm not further. She didn't think that one's real, did she? Nope. That didn't make any sense. Someone has to criticize me for ragging on Miss Rachel because I'm screwing with their own thoughts of self. And if I'm out there ragged on Miss Rachel and they think that they can't make sense of who they are as a person and so they have to hate me.

What? It's that you can't handle the truth defense. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense at all. And I feel like she's been thinking about this a lot, but she still hasn't flushed out in her own mind of what she's trying to convey. Why the people who criticize her are losers and broken, she's not doing a good job of that. Because she's the hero of her own story.

She can't see the narrative where she's wrong. Right. It's very similar to what we say with Suttering John. He always says, oh, he went on this show and trash me. He was talking to this person and trash me. And they don't even, they're not trashing John. They're just not saying what John wants him to say praise. She just expects praise all the time.

This is what narcissists do. If someone's on a show and they're critical or if someone's on social media in your comments section, they're critical. It's like, what's that person's problem? Not what am I doing that's causing someone to criticize me? That's never the thought. It's always just like, what's that? What's going on with that person's life? They feel the need to criticize me.

You could watch her brain, like making those connections, but avoiding her. and having to leap to these other ridiculous places to avoid taking responsibility. Yeah. Andy. Oh, I was just going to say, everybody's a sad loser because they don't see how amazing she is. Right. It's like the only explanation to her. It's similar to the, you know, Opie saying that everyone's in their mom's basement. You know, it's just like those go-to things where they're like, well, if you're critical

of me, you must be jealous and pathetic. No, successful people also think you suck. and Whitney is so broken by social media and so bad at it. I mean, we played the Instagram clip where she was showing the blocked words in her comment section. And she's constantly talking about how because she's a woman, she has to protect herself and words hurt and people hurt her feelings. So she thinks the future is going to be that there's no way people will just be allowed to run amok and use social media all the time like they are now. I also think, like, as someone that identifies as an addict, it's a adrenaline addiction. I think we're going to look back and just because I feel I'm guilty of it.

And we're going to be like, remember when you could just go on X and Facebook? Like, any time you wanted without a license, you could just go on for hours and hours a day. Remember when you could go on your phone inside a restaurant? I think it's going to be the same thing as smoking. So in her mind, in boom, hot take, in her mind, you're going to need a license to use social media because just like driving a vehicle, it's a lot of responsibility. We've got to make sure you're up for the challenge.

You can handle going on X on your phone or Facebook and seeing the updates, having the ability to comment on people's posts. A comedian telling everybody that they need permission to say something. And hoping the government's going to step in and help police this speech of us. Isn't that telling, though, that she's really telling on her. that she can't handle having 24-7 access to social media. That's the whole point. We just heard Joe Rogan saying, I was texting her telling her to stop argue with people

online. What are you doing, Whitney? And now she's going on her most recent episode and saying, someday the government's going to crack down on this addiction that we all have with social media. I hope not. That's so great. She has no realization that if this were to be issued, the first thing they do is come

for her and be like, you were talking shit about Ms. Rachel? You can't handle this responsibility, obviously. This is a wild clip. The producer on this show, Pat, sucks. But when he says something that she agrees with, she loves it. Remember when you could go on your phone inside a restaurant? I think it's going to be the same thing as smoking.

And like, now we go, like, remember when people just drank at work? Like, madmen guys? Making big, broad cultural. decisions. Drunk and horny? Whoa. Yeah. That's maniacal laughter is what that is.

And Andy, I know what you're thinking. Carl, please tell me you have that in slow-mo. I do. This is the current state of Whitney Cummings right here. This sums it up. Yeah. She must be in that category. where she has writers writing for her, and she's just for, she's lost the,

she's not flexing that muscle anymore because people are doing the heavy lifting for her. And she lost her fastball. Yeah. I don't know if she ever had the fastest fastball. And I also don't think that her current podcast format is conducive to her skill set. Because that's been pointed out many times by, like my buddy, blind Mike. She's trying to do like this edgy Tim Dill.

and politics and, you know, relevant news commentary that she's just not good at. She doesn't come up with like hot takes. She's not interesting. She's, it's not where she should be. But she can't have guests because of the censorship that she lets YouTube put on her so that she can promote her show and get millions of views that are unwarranted and do nothing for her, even though her episode before this had a guest. I don't know what she's doing.

She doesn't know what she's doing. No. All of this is very confusing. And then after she says all of that, where people are taking sides and they're ganging up on people and deciding they don't like them because it makes them feel better

because that person's making them feel bad about themselves, she goes on and says something that's the like complete opposite. Because it's the new, it really is the new addiction. That's why I'm sympathetic to it. But I think that when we root for people who did do something wrong, when you go, no, they didn't. That's our way of going, like I need to be able to get away with that.

So I'm going to defend that. You know? Like I want to be able to get away with that behavior too. Yeah. Like you have to lay the groundwork for the defense on that. Yeah, exactly. Like, why aren't we more forgiving of this? Why don't we just like, what did they?

What was so bad about what they did? It's like, oh, you want to be able to get away with that. You know, it's on. I mean, it's just. What is she talking about? I don't know, man. It's a whole different. I'm not taking things out of context.

This is like back to back to back. And it's a completely different group of people now. she's explaining or describing people who are sweeping for people who have horrible behavior online. I don't know if it's a chemical thing or if it's just a paranoia thing where with a lot of these people, their enemies, they all start to become one. And she's just lashing out at all of them at once in every breath. I don't know who she's talking about. She's the person who was talking like an idiot and made no sense and offended a lot of people

and is now looking for an excuse to get away with it. Right. So great point because listen to the next thing she says. everything's a projection I guess like you tell on yourself by what you accuse other people of yes you racist she literally called all of us racist

because we criticized her for performing at the Rehan Comedy Festival and then she's and again she doesn't equate that she's actually what she's saying is her she's literally going yeah all these people are critical

I guess they're really just critical of themselves you called up Miss Rachel a lot since she's you look into mental help. And then you didn't apologize sincerely because you don't understand what you're talking about. Right. If I said, fuck Mr. Rogers in those stupid goddamn sweaters.

Oh, right. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm not letting you get away with that on this show. So. Well, I'm not apologizing. She doesn't think, though, you know, like, Opie will say the haters are just jealous because they didn't follow their dreams the way that he did and get to do what he wanted to do. so the jealousy is what brings out the haters.

Whitney thinks it's not jealousy. It's there's this, I never do, I'm never like they're just jealous. I never think that. I never go there. I don't, I don't think it's that because that's like the easy way to write it off. I actually think it's darker.

I don't think they're jealous. I think they want you to not exist because your existence is just too disorganizing. It just challenges too many of the paradigms that we all need in order to... We're supposed to meet like 50 people our whole life, like Max. Can she complete a thought?

It's so difficult to follow her train of thought because she can't even. I think what she's trying to say is that she's a light that shines so bright that we're just blind to all of it. She's just this truth, this beacon of truth we can't handle. She goes, I don't think the people who hate me are jealous of me. I think it's darker than that. They want to pretend not exist. She thought that was being humble.

That's insane. Someone said, hey, Miss Rachel's actually great. I really enjoy the work she does and my kids love her. And she's like, oh, you want me to off myself? Yeah. No, no, no, no. It's not the point at all. I was hoping you actually learned from my reply to your post.

Did you see what Joe Rogan did? Did everybody see that? He had a strong opinion. They showed him some actual information and he went, well, I was wrong about that. That was this. There was no struggle there. He was like, wait, what is going up to this woman?

What the fuck is wrong with her? She's counting diet at sore eggs. This is an option available to everybody, including you. It's not that they don't want her to exist. People remember when she was kind of funny. I recently watched her do the Pam Anderson, or it was the roast of David Hasselhoff where she went on to apologize to Pam Anderson for talking about how much Dick Pam Anderson sucked once.

And it was actually funny. on the show. And then we watched something that she did called unapologetic, which is just the complete opposite of funny. And people will just want you to be better. They know they know that you can do better. What you're doing sucks. That's what they want. They want a better product from you. She's literally a sellout. She came out and when she had to explain why she had so many views at her videos, because everyone's speculating she's buying views. She described the fact that, oh, well, I just do whatever the masters tell me to do. So they tell me. to cut out a joke or they're talking about a certain subject, I just cut it out and don't talk

about that subject so that I can market my product to as many people as possible. It's like, oh, so you're a sellout, and that's your brilliant excuse for having too many views? That's why people are critical, because we don't want sellouts as comedians. It sucks. Well, let's complete this last thought about, we're always supposed to meet 50 people in our lives, she says, because she got off on a little tangent there. Like we're not supposed to meet this many people that have different backgrounds and experiences and lives and traumas and all of it.

We're just not meant to. I saw a mean that was really funny and I don't know who who made it. It said, remember when there used to be like the red group and the gold group and the blue group like the reading groups? Now all the groups are hanging out and they just weren't ever supposed to like. Yeah. Like it was known that we weren't going to get along. Now we're like forcing each other to like get along with each other. It's not going to go well.

Did you understand that? First off, she goes, saw a meme, which is always something. I'm like, what is the intelligent person going to say now? I saw a meme, did you? She goes, I don't know who made it. Yeah, none of us know who made the memes. That's not how memes work. But then she goes, remember where there's gold group and red group? I don't know what she's talking about. Is that like reading levels when you're in school? Like there's better readers versus weaker? I don't know what that is. Her brain is moving faster than her mouth and she cannot keep up. and it makes her face look pained and everything sounds stupid.

Sorry. Yeah, I mean, even the producer, like, Pat said, they're going, oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. And she's like, can you believe that, and what she's describing here? You know, she went on the daily show and had to tell everyone, by the way, I'm a liberal.

I know people think I'm not a liberal because I'm acting based lately, but I'm totally a liberal. And I vote Democrat. And then she comes down here and she goes, I don't think that we should be mixing with other cultures, people with different backgrounds and stuff. Like, that's wild. This melting pot idea is,

not working out at all. I think the red group needs to stay in their corner and the blue group's going to stay over here. Right. Yeah. Can we get a little more segregation going, please? I think that's healthier for everyone. It's literally what she just said, which is based.

All right. She should switch sides. I think that's what she's gearing up for. She's gearing up for. Flipping. I thought she did. When she became a mom, she made that announcement about, like, you know, things changed when you become a parent and you start to want to defend yourself and you start to

care about your family more than anything. I thought she was heading. that way. Well, I think the big coming out party, and maybe it was before that, but she went on the CNN New Year's Eve party and had a lot of base comments when she was roasting 2024. And

you know, she had a lot of things that were against what CNN's narrative has been, especially over the pandemic and stuff. So people were like, whoa, Whitney is based conservative or something. And so now, I don't know what, she doesn't know what she is. She's completely confused. When Saudi money puts you in a new tax

bracket, you tend to start being a little more fiscally conservative. Yeah, yeah. I mean, John Lennon was a Republican. I get it. I'm just saying, like, can she, does she understand what she's trying to accomplish here? I think she wants everyone to like her, and she's making it so that nobody likes her. Mm-hmm. It's crazy.

Is this how she talks to her kids? Like this? I don't know. You picked up on something, Adam. She was at a Grammy party? Yeah, it was just a week of watching her apologize. in the car and cry and try to get on all our better graces. And then she went to the Clive Davis Grammy party and did this let the meat cake shift.

So she is putting on a performance in the crowd. She actually is someone filming her because she's looking back at the camera, lip syncing, dancing around. She is making this all about her. And everyone in the room is like Michael Jackson. You know, she's standing next to she says in the caption. She's next to Tyga or Tiga or some feline. Like every one of them could be on the stage.

It's just people nominated for Grammys and celebrities. And she's standing in front of the Grammy nominated artist, facing her camera, lip-syncing the song and trying to act like it's a private moment. Everyone's going, look at me, in a room full of look at me, that's her. It's pretty wild. I don't think she feels as bad as she's claiming. No, she's loving being a celebrity and falling into all the pitfalls that along with it. She looked great.

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We got to find out what's going on with Greg Opie Hughes and the new Opie and Ron show. So you were checking out January 30th, February 3rd, and February 4th. Do you want to start with last week? Yeah, let's start on the 30th where Opie has figured out the key to getting viewers. Oh, it's about time. I had the most amazing live stream yesterday, Ron. I had thousands and thousands of people checking out by live stream in the afternoon. And it wasn't me and you, brother.

It was just a camera focused on the Hudson River with those giant ice slabs rolling down the river. And it was live for three hours and not a word was spoken. It was just soft music playing as you've seen the ice flow flowing down the Hudson River here in New York City. Did you really do that and you had music in the background? Yeah. So you turned into fucking, you turned into the Nature Channel. Wow. Opie has realized he gets more viewers when he has nothing to do with the programming.

Yep. And he's bragging about it. He's proud. He's cracked the code. That's amazing. It's similar to Aaron Imhol, Steeltoll, has been getting tons of views on his channel lately. He's bragging about a lot. But it's only because he's just filming the protests that are happening.

in Minnesota. It's like, people want to see what's going on with these ice protests. And he's like, isn't this amazing? How many viewers I'm getting? He's bringing around his unique viewers. Ope he's doing the exact same thing. I got all these viewers. All these people are watching this thing that I have nothing to do with.

It just has to do with where I happened to be and what I can see from there. Has Ron finally been committed? What is he wearing? He looks like he's about to be lobotomized. He says he thought it was casual Friday. It runs defense. I would never podcast at 6. am.

If I'm getting that phone call, I'm like, yeah, I'm probably going to miss that one, guys. No thanks. I should mention,

since we're talking about Ron, Ron Day has been moved to February 13th. Is that a Friday morning, the Friday before Valentine's Day?

Correct. Okay. So the Friday before Valentine's Day, the 13th is Ron Day. Mike Boudet, host of Sword and Scale, reached out to me.

He wants to do something that's going to be kind of fun, and I want to encourage everyone else to join along with Mike Boudet. and give huge donations to Opie Radio on Ronde. Because it would be great for Ron, which we love.

But also, I want to see Opie score when he has to match the dollar amount. You know, the last time it was Ronde, Adam generously chipped in $200. And I think that Mike wants to do even more than that. And it'd be great if a lot of the WATP supporters went on there. February 14th, early in the morning on Opie stream. is that a rolling deal that Ron has with Opie that Opie has to match it or I would think that Opie would try and back out of that after his first round. Opie's the one who declared that he would match it. Okay.

I know. It seems like he was trying to walk it back all the way up to it actually happening. Right. But then weeks later, it took him almost a month later. He said, no, I did pay Ron. And he mentioned the dollar amount that was him doubling the amount that was given to him. It seems crazy. All Opie has to say is like every donation that comes in today I'll give to Ron and people would still donate.

He doesn't need to do the match thing. But it's generous and we're happy. Ron deserves to get paid for all the work that he does on this show. He does. For sure. You're right, Andy. Opie loves to kick the can with this though. This was originally Groundhog's Day. And there were chats and money coming in for Ron then.

And Opie had to be like, no, no, no. This is going to be Valentine's Day. It'll be the day before Valentine's Day. He likes to play Kate with that. But I think somebody said something about him wanting. somewhere the amount of money he's getting to be high, that number to be high. So he doesn't care whether he keeps it or not. He just wants to show somebody that they're making money.

So somehow it's a benefit to him. Yeah. Somebody posted this. It might have been Chris Primer, but someone who was messaging me about it was saying the reason why Opie won't show Ron's PayPal address is because Opie wants to show money's coming into his show and his channel. Even if he doesn't get to keep it, it makes it look like he's more successful.

That's the important thing. Because if people are just giving money directly to Ron through PayPal, no one sees it, no one knows it's happening, but I hope he would feel responsible for that since it was advertised on his show. We'd know when Ron shows up with like a fur robe. No, knowing Ron, he'd have a giant bag of candy or ice cream or something. It'd just be like, ah, someone PayPal'd me. He's fucking shouting out ice cream.

He's not a giant kid cat. He's not a responsible adult is my point. He's still in a robe, but it's Hugh Hefner's robe. Obi's going to fight being pimping around his shitty apartment. Where are we going next? An ongoing theme here is that when the chat is mean to Ron, Obie laughs and laughs, but if it's slightly critical of him,

just turn off the whole stream and go home. Jay, uh, Jay's got your back. Yeah, Ron, you're stupid. Not the guy that got himself fired from a sweet gang. I would get fired again.

How about that? That's what I would do. I hope serious XM, you know, hires me back so I could get fired again. Jay. You showed them. This, who else to do? Robert Kelly was telling the story on the regs the other day where, because they were

talking about getting an open Anthony reunion show together. And Bob Kelly used to be a regular on Opie and Anthony. And I guess there was recently an earthquake or something. And Opie tweeted something like, I guess, Robert Kelly was doing jumping jack, some dumb joke like that. And Robert Kelly's goes, you still got it, Opie. And by it, I don't mean a radio show. And Opie, yeah, Opie freaked out of him.

And Robert Kelly's going like, he took a shot at me. I took a shot back. I thought we were all having fun. He got really pissed off and flew off the handle. Like, that triggers Opie big time. It's really bothering him. But not only was he fired, but he has not gotten a job since. No one's looking for him.

The more time that goes by, the less likely it is that he'll be working in radio ever again. Well, he's burning every bridge. He talks shit about every podcaster, every successful person. He's been attacking Joe Rogan endlessly. But suddenly, when Rogan offered his opinion that he doesn't want to have to pay to be nominated for award, he's number one. I don't have to pay for that. Opie's going to weigh in on that. Here it comes.

I agree with Joe Rogan. What? Hell yeah. Hey, yeah. Oh, my God, you make it up with Joe? No, this is where things are different. Like, you watch other live streamers or podcasts. They have to be all in and beat the shit out of people they don't agree with

or like, I hate that type of fucking live streaming and radio. I always hated it. That's why the theme back in the day, the good, the bad, and the ugly made sense sometimes. I mean, why does it be able to wind up so much? just have a normal take on something. Like he's so proud of himself. Right. He's like, panting him on the back. He's just like, sometimes I agree with Joe Rogan. Sometimes I don't agree with him.

Joe Rogan. Yeah, like the rest of the fucking world, Opie. That's how everyone is. Those are haters. Those are haters. Everyone's allowed to sometimes, if there's someone out there's opinionated or somebody who talks for three hours a day on YouTube like Joe Rogan, you're going to agree with some things he says and disagree with somethings he said. And he's like, can you believe this? Wow.

The most interesting thing about that take is that his background looks like a second plane has hit the twin towers. What the fuck is going on behind him? The building guy. Don't be alarmed everyone. We don't have a new 9-11 happening. And he's just speculating here. This show is the 9-11. Right.

Yes. The bomb is happening at Opie's building. Not behind him. Ron tries to just talk about his mom for a second. One of the similarities. is that we absolutely had crazy fucking mothers. Mine is still alive, I think. I was going to do like a Google search is my mother alive.

Honestly, I wouldn't know. Who's going to tell me? That'd be cool. That'd be cool. What would be cool? Are you paying attention, Opie? What would be cool? No, he's not.

He was reading the chat and had no idea what he just said. I was going to do a Google search and see my mom's alive. That'd be cool. Ron's going to ask Grock if anybody loves him. Will you go to the prom with me, Grock? Jesus. That's good. Pathetic.

Continues right into the next one. Here's the thing. Your mother just recently passed away. My mother's in her late 80s. Genetically in my family, if it's not like a heart attack or cancer, we live a long time. And here's the other thing. It just seems like, I know this is a stereotype or a theory. I just think lesbians live longer than.

heterosexual women. I just do. Ron's bombs a lesbian? Yeah. What? Yeah, it's been like that for a while. I guess I didn't know that. That's an interesting fact.

So he says he has gaitar. He can spot him just like that because he was inside a lesbian for so long. That makes sense. If you don't think about it. Yeah. Why not? His mom took one look at the son

that she raised and said, I'm switching teams. Yeah, no more dick for me. This is not working out well. But do you see, like this really made me feel silly. Like, I actually felt something for Opie when his mom died and how he took it and how poorly he took it and how estranged they were. And how desperately right at the end of her life he wanted to make amends somehow with the therapist that knew her with his family. And so no runs like, you know, I'm thinking of reaching out to my mom before she dies.

And he's like, yeah, I don't care. I'll give a fuck. Yeah, I know. Is I mean you're going to miss our Friday show? What does that mean, Ron? Yeah. Like, Opie doesn't see Ron as a person. They're not on the same level.

It's like, Opie can talk about his family because Opie's interesting. Ron has his family. Like, whatever, Ron, moving on. You know, and Ron actually is very interesting anecdotes about its family. Yeah, it's his assumption that the rest of the world feels the way he does about Ron. That's so offensive. Yeah. Like, I don't know, people that are only listening.

When Ron was talking about his mother, Opie was doing the baby pretending to cry. thing. He was rubbing his eyes. That was you for real weeks ago. He had to go back into therapy over. He was fucking with him so badly. It took him for, I don't know if he's over it now. No, I felt bad for him and he's just mocking this guy. Oh, boy. What's this opies rod impression? Yeah, just hit it. Let's see what happens. Go ahead.

You're this. That's my impression to you. I'm not allowed to talk about my mother. You can talk about your mom, Ron. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What an asshole.

It's a talk show. And by the way, no one's more obnoxious than Opie. No one does more of the... Babel, babble, babble, babel. Then Greg over here. And he has to call out Ron all the time. Like, that's what Ron is. He's an obnoxious guy.

He yells right into the camera. I thought he doesn't like strong opinions. Is that not a really strong opinion about someone wanting to reach out to their estranged mother. But that's the thing. I guess my point is Ron is always behaving like that. As soon as Ron's talking about something real and important to him, that's what I hope

has to shut it down like, Aga, gag, gag, we get it, Gabby. Talking too much. Yep. And he assumes we all feel the same way. Yeah. Check out number seven here. Every time you talk like that and act like

that, I can just pitch you as a little kid fighting with your brothers and sisters. Oh yeah? It's mine. It's my. It's my turn to play. Oh, yeah? No. You have that in you still. No, this happened after I left the household.

I was a good boy. You became whining? No, I was a good boy when I was living with my parents. No, I had to be a good boy because you know. You can cut it. You don't joke about what could happen. Yeah, good for Ron, though, to give it back to him a little bit. It's like, you're being like a little brat.

That's what he's saying. You're just like a child the way you're arguing with me. His argument was, I'm not acting like a. Child, I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I know. Jesus, man. Opie is attacking YouTube shorts with a new kind of comedy I don't think we're all ready for.

Can you pull this one up? It's pretty impressive. Bigfoot is real. The greatest, Bigfoot footage ever found, or it's a hoax? Hoax. Hoax. Ugh. What is it?

What is this? What is this thing that Opie does? Because I've seen it with a number of his videos where he'll do a thing where he's acting like he's sleeping and then he'll wake up and say something and then he goes back to sleep. It doesn't make sense. He's not an artist. He's not creative. He's not funny, but he sees things go viral. He sees that guy who like just points to things or just stands in the corner and goes, have he seen this?

He's like, why does that have a million views? And Ron and I only have, I'll try it because those people don't have a shot of just their head sleeping for an extra. 10 seconds at the end just like killing anything. You think the guy saying hoax is going to go viral. I'm glad you pointed out the over-extended amount of time at the end that proves that is no comedic timing.

You need to cut that a lot. I mean, you shouldn't have made it at all, but the ending is just... Maybe it's the silly music that he thinks is getting more laughs out of people. I got to hear the... Alfred Hitchcock presents theme song. I think you're right, Andy, and I think he also just really likes looking at himself.

Yeah. He's the only one. It's when he's the most happy when he's unconscious. All right, so yesterday morning, the 3rd of February, they're on and they're talking about their big trip to the Beacon Theater. Mm-hmm. So where do you want to start with this one? Right at number one, we get a little inside look into Opie's family life. Yeah. Well, first of all, I want to say that I don't go to a lot of stand-up shows these days.

I got to see Ronnie Babes, but his next show is Valentine's Day, and I can't tell my wife, guess what we're doing for Valentine's Day? We're going to go see Ron the waiter. Honestly, I think she'd be into it because I think she wants to meet me. The word on the street is the Hughes is are big fans of fucking Ron Berman. We'll get there. Vince's. Okay. So Opie's excuse for why he won't go to see Ron's next comedy show. He didn't go to see the one in January he promised he would go to because he had a headache

and the bills were playing and he was shampooing his hair. So he's not going to this one because it's Valentine's Day night and the wife would want to do that. There's no fucking way. Opie and his wife go out on Valentine's Day night. I could see if, let's pretend there's a world where Opie's still married and then his wife were very much in love.

I'll try. Okay, let's pretend that's the scenario. There's no way that Opie isn't going. It's a rip-off to go out on Valentine's Day. Everyone's 's jacking up the prices. It's so crowded. He would take her out of the Thursday or Wednesday or something. We can have the same steak for half the price on Thursday.

By the way, I have the same argument. That's why I know about it. Going out of the birthday I say it's for suckers. Fucking idiots, don't do that. He's going to forget about the gig and he's going to talk about his Valentine's Day and how he just stayed at home and watched movies.

And Ron's going to be pissed. Oh, fingers crossed. You're right. No, also Ron's stupid for having a gig on Valentine's Day. That's going to do an open bike. Is not a good date for Ed's going to be a good date for anyone so that also is stupid but opi's always got an excuse

I just want to hear more progressively convoluted and terrible excuses for why opi can't go see Ron said I'm planning on my toe that day I told you Ron it's because there's nothing in it for Opie do you understand it doesn't make sense to him because he knows you're not funny and he's

very worried about being uncomfortable at your show at every time that you were funny afterwards I'm surprised he took Ron to this, but it meant a lot to Ron, and you'll see here. So I don't go to a lot of stand-up shows, but I got to tell you, man, Jim Jeffries is a stand-up guy. Every time he comes to New York, he personally invites me to his shows. And it was at the Beacon Theater, which is close to here. And I'm like, yeah, man, Ron, let's go see fucking Jim Jeffries.

I got the invite, Ron. I got the invite. We're going to have the backstate passes. We're going to have the good seats. Okay. This is great. I'm very excited for both of them to go see Jim Jeffries. This is the first time that Opie's being able to flex his celebrity status with his new friend, Ron,

who thought he was just a drunk and didn't know anything about him when he first met him. And so Ophys were trying to explain him how famous he is, and every celebrities he's known. He's constantly bragging about having Trump on his show back in the day. So finally he gets the call from Jim's. Jeffries, Beacon Theater, come hang out, be my special guest. And Opie goes, do I get a plus one? And he goes, of course you get a plus one. Whoever you want. And Opie doesn't think

Mrs. Opie. Opie thinks Rod the waiter. It's very smart. He's a smart guy. It's the same thing that Stuttering John did with the major Richard Ohita. When you can provide an experience like that with Bud Bundy and Corey Feldman at a bowling alley. You never forget that.

that kind of access. And for a guy like Gron, it's true. This is like you're not embarrassed of me. Not you need me because opi is so deeply uncomfortable in public when he's not famous. He doesn't know how to do it. I don't think he's gone out at all to anything. He has no experience in not being the man and he doesn't like it. Yeah, that's true.

When he did that one week where it was, was it Easter and there was a wedding and he was so put off, he complained about it for days before and then days afterwards, just because he had to do stuff. If he actually ever went out to dinner or did things, we'd hear about it nonstop. What I'm hearing is Jim Jeffries is out of touch with reality. And why would he invite Opie

to bring his special needs friends to see how real comedy is performed instead of going and supporting Ron, who's on his show all the time? I'm sure Jim Jeffers. regrets it, but we'll find out more about it. I've got a bunch of clips for us here. And I have a theory on that we can get into later.

But they have much more fun at the diner than they do with the show. So that's where the crux of this story takes place at the West Side Diner, where they go beforehand. So we're at the diner. I order my chicken soup locket with the Greek salad on the side. The Greek salad is, hey, I've told the boys over the years, you can pump up your Greek salad. But the Spocker spices and the side order of food. fries that Ron couldn't help himself. Can I have a few fries,

Hope? Do they, Ron? You can't. Opie's such an asshole. He gets to share his fries without outing the guy. No. And then Kramer came in and told us about how he was hitting golf balls into the ocean. Okay, guys.

They finally have their first date, which is exciting. They've been talking about this diner experience for a while now. They finally go out of their first day, and Opie's complaint is that the Greek salad could be popping more and that Ron, was eating his french fries. Did you hear what Ron mumbled in there when he was like, I told them the salad had a lot to be desired? And Ron's like, yeah, I'm sure they love that.

He's a fucking waiter, Opie. Listen to him. Maybe he knows the thing about that. Then don't order that if you don't like it very much. I'm so embarrassed to say that that is not even close to the last time we're going to hear about those fucking fries. Oh, no. All right. I'm looking at Ron.

Like, I'm paying tonight, you bitch. How about you get your own fries? but Ron was like, no, I just want a few. I just want a couple fries. Look at my wasted burger. And I'm looking at Rob's. So, Obe's complaint is not that fries are being eaten. It's that more fries should have been ordered in order for fries to be eaten.

But really, the injustice is that he was eating his fries. Right. That's what I mean. It has nothing to do with anything. Nope. It's child stuff. Yeah. To be fair, I wouldn't want Ron's hands anywhere near food that I was going to consume.

He looks like a guy that doesn't know how to. wipe his ass properly. So who could possibly blame Opie. Yeah. How dare you, Andy, he's a waiter. He knows how it's done. He's a professional. He's worked to some of the best restaurants in New York City.

Eventually, someone starts to notice, Opie. This guy knows who I am. And sure enough, he knew who I was. He was nice. He introduced himself. Obviously, what's so frustrating. Oh, my God, I'm a huge fan. And then I tell him about what I'm doing now.

And he has no idea. I'm like, oh, that's great. Not that he knows about the podcast, listen to the podcast and decide not to listen to the podcast. He has no idea that I'm podcasting, which is so goddamn frustrated because he was a, he's a super fan. And then he wouldn't leave.

And I was like, I gave every hint to the book like, well, we're going to see Jim Jeff. Oh, Jim Jeffries. I remember from the show. Oh, do you do stand up, blah, blah, blah. I'm introducing him to Ron and all this. And then it was just like, oh my God, dude, you've got to leave now. The fact that the guy is a big fan proves he doesn't know about your podcast.

He's a fan of Opie and Anthony. If I saw Opie 10 years ago, I'd be, hey, there's Opie. I'm going to go say hi to him because I'm a fan of Opie and Anthony. The guy had followed Opie's career for the last eight years. He wouldn't have come over and talk to you. He'd be embarrassed for you. There's so much going on here. He has no idea how to not be the man.

He has no idea, like, how to cultivate an audience. Everything is negative. You met a fan. Tell him about the show. Maybe if the next episode he tunes into isn't full of you talking shit of that person specifically, he'll enjoy it. Maybe you can make a fan instead of trashing it. People don't understand that, like, they love celebrities. but some of them are more obsessed with the fans than the fans are with them.

Like they are putting way more thought and time into that guy and what he stands for. Then that guy thought about Opie. He was just standing around hoping to have some fries. Probably. Consider this. The guy did know what you were up to, did know about your show and was a fan. Would you be wishing that he would leave then? Instead of him saying, oh, I didn't need, I have no idea what you're up to.

and then the guy wouldn't even leave. Instead of, oh, he was a big fan, and then we hung out for hours and did another hour out on the street. You'd be complaining no matter what. You'd be complaining no matter what. That's what this is. Opie, it just has to be a curmudgeon.

He's like in this stage in his life. We've got to give credit to Jackie the joke band who was a commotion forever. He's got to do the age hour. He's just like, hey, that's great. I'm still alive. I'm still living another day. He seems to be enjoying himself.

And Opie just wants to get on and just start bitching about everything. He's bitching about getting recognized and having a person be a big fan of his, but that person didn't do it right. And he'll also spend half the time pitching about not being recognized. Right. And he has to drag Ron down into this,

and I suspect by this next clip that the fan might be you, Carl. Oh. Talk about Rochester. Right. You both went to school in Rochester. Right. You covered all the bases.

And then you literally went, okay, nice meeting you. Right. And he didn't move. He just, dude, he, He was like he was standing at attention. He would, he just stood beside the table with, with his, with his arms crossed. Yeah. Just, just staring at us.

Yeah. And wouldn't leave. No, it was, uh, that used to happen multiple times a day. Now it happens. I say this. My star is falling. Everyone knows that. Whatever.

Um, you pay attention to how far the star has fallen. I'm in, I'm just enjoying my life. Whatever you need to do. But I can't imagine. You ever as a star? I don't know you as a star. I can't even imagine it. And I get that like once a day.

I'm down a once a day. I'm the once a day kid where one person, if I can walk around for the next two hours, one person will go, hey. Dude, I'm telling you right now, he wouldn't leave it. So Opie, after complaining about French fries and the salad and the fan,

has the balls to be like, I don't care that I'm not. famous celebrity anymore. I'm just enjoying my life. He's miserable, A. F. Take as many fries as you want, Ron. I don't swear. Yeah, that would be I enjoy their life. I'll order some more if we run out. Not a problem, buddy. Talk about balls, though. The nerve of Ron,

the waiter to go, this guy was just hanging around and inserting himself into a situation constantly. Do you believe this? Yeah, Ron. It sounds familiar. We've seen Robin Demhart. Yes, he's constantly nudging into the camera frame. Yeah, his face is too close to us from the screen. He can go right in the next one.

He's getting too big for his bridges that were on the way. Already, yeah. Hovering over you. Dude, by the way, I wasn't a lesbian for nine months, so I have like a superpower, like a six cents. He was, he was a homosexual. Oh, really? And he was, oh, yeah.

He was a homosexual. Yeah. And he was thirsty for you. He was, dude, he was hovering over you. Like, like he was, support animal. Yeah, it was, it's one reason why I'm a recluse, Ryan. I don't miss that.

That used to be all the time. I don't have a lot of experience with Opie's life, but I did see him at a Jim Norton comedy show in Rochester one time and he was standing around in the hallway on the way, I think, out of the show or into the show, one of the two. Being mobbed. No, everyone was leaving him alone. Everyone there knew who he was. We were all opening Anthony fans.

We were going to see Jim Norton. Everyone left him alone. He gets mobbed all the time. In New York City. And he's a radio celebrity, too. That's the craziest part about it. It's not like he had a show on E. You know, it's not like Howard Stern.

Everyone, iconic, everyone knows what he looks like, or Rush Limbaugh, it's Opie, from Opie and Anthony. Even now, every two hours. You know, Opie, I'm not with you all the time, but I've watched a lot of your walking around New York City live streams. Has anybody ever once during any of those? One time. There was a guy, listen to this.

There was a guy who was working the ticket window in one of the buildings he was walking into. And the guy goes, you're Opie. And Opie goes, it happens once a day. And that guy reached out to me, he goes, Carl, I just saw Opie. And I showed him on his livestream. I only know about him through WATP. Yep. That is a true story.

That's the only time I've ever seen Opie get recognized while he's doing his walk and talk stuff. Yeah, he told a story about a guy who picked him up that, knew him from the Patrice mixed tapes. Right. That's hilarious. So now they head, they head to the beacon and to Wilco. Said to me on numerous occasions.

Ron, seriously, don't let it go to your head. I swear to God, if it goes ahead, I can't work with you. But you're actually better than Anthony, the last couple of years of the show, and you're definitely better than Jim Norton. Don't let it go to your head. Don't let it go to your head.

I'm done. There you go. All right. So then we move on to the Beacon Theater. I'll let that just sit there and let people figure that out for themselves. Fuck you! Hopi is telling Ron he's better than Jim and Anthony. Okay.

Cool. And he's too embarrassed to admit it in front of his cool friends. That's insane. And Ron believes it. Yeah. Ron's certainly unlikable. I know. we're all team rod over here at him i don't want to leave this team you know whitney coven's talking about

we have to all be on a team over here but i'm starting to get uh he's starting to some deuce chills from this guy he's making it tough he really is all right you ready for uh more stories of walking over to the beacon so they head over to will call to pick up their tickets all right this is great this is this stuff you shouldn't admit by the way because it makes it easy for the haters in the envelope was one ticket and one back to pitch back to All access. Dude, I felt like the girl at the prom. I was like, all right, Opie, have fun.

Bye. I look at Ron, like, awkward. I got one ticket and one backstage pass. And then I go, boy, I know my star has fallen, but now I'm down to one ticket. I used to get a pair. So then we go to the side door. We go through security, where I do.

Oh, wow. So Jim Jeffries must know that Opie's wife is long gone. Because isn't that wild? You'd only give up one ticket and will call? I'll upset you so I just sent one so you wouldn't have. Yeah, right. That's hilarious. Also, what does Ron talk about?

I feel like a girl at prom. Is that a thing where the girl at prom can't get in? They wouldn't everyone with their date at prom. They'd be wild. They're just like, I got, I got, no dates at this thing. talking about. All right, so Opie decides that he's going to go over. Like, all right, all right, I'll have fun at the show around or outside or whatever.

I would go and talk to Jim Jeffries. Look, he does the good deed. He runs right upstairs, grabs Jim and is like, you got to help me. Hey, by the way, you only gave me one ticket and one backstage pass. And this is the truth. His manager was right there. He's like, why? It should have been two.

I'm like, oh, all right, thank God. Because I used the same joke to them and they laugh. I'm like, I know my star is fallen. But okay, thank God. So I got two because I got Ron the waiter downstairs. And Jim Jeffries is like, Ron the waiter, he knows who you are because Jim Jeffries checks out

my Instagram clips. Shut up. So just it, hold on. So we go in the green room. Yeah, I want to talk. Stairs is the point. I get you your own backstage all access. Right, right, right, right.

Your own ticket for Ro F, A, B, C, D, E. I read last, last time I saw Jim Jeffries at the beacon I was in the front row, but six row, I'll take it. Jesus Christ, what an ungrateful prick. So, oh my God. Opie goes up to the manager and Jim Jeffries, it goes, I got to get my buddy Ron the waiter and, and Jim Jeffrey's response is, Ron the waiter is here? Bullshit.

There's no fucking way that happened. But buying that for a second. A record scratch. Somebody dropped a glass. It was just, yeah, yeah. It'd be funny if we're like, we actually left that for Rod the waiter. That wasn't for you, Opie. Oh, Ron, the waiter, can he get me a rum and coke?

Yeah, get him in here. There's a part of me that thinks Opie did it on purpose, just to be a hero. Oh, interesting. I would feel really weird about running up to Jim Jeffery's a guy I haven't talked to in years and have very little contact with. And my first thing I do when I see him is like, hey, where's my plus one? Why aren't you giving me a backstage pass for my buddy who I brought? Yeah, followed up immediately by,

I know I'm not famous anymore. Right. He said it three times in the last 30 seconds. It's on his mind when every interaction. Because he wants to run and be like, no, no, no, you're obviously very famous. He wants to run to be like, are you kidding me?

We got backstage at the show. People recognize you at the diner. That obviously very famous. I feel like the bell of the ball now. Before I got, I thought I got stood up at the prom. Prom queen, now that I'm backstage with Jim Jeffries. So even though it's the most boring part,

is when they're at the show. Here is Ron's take on it. I know myself. Look at this guy trying. Wow. One comic remembers hope. Is that what you think, Craig? He doesn't have to put this chat up.

It's a free chat. And it's like, Opie doesn't have to show it and have this reaction. It's the reaction that causes all of this, Opie. All of us is because of the reaction. Is that what you think, Craig? Fucking idiots. God, the obsession is real, huh? Ronnie Babes.

That means we're doing something. You saw how Jim Jeffries treated us. You saw how Jim Jeffries looked to be in the eye. You saw all of it, Ron. But we started our night at the West Side Diner where... Do you just call him Ronnie Babes? Is that what I just heard? Yep.

Is that the nickname he's going with for the new Ronnie B over here? He's Ronnie Babes? Now that they go out together and he's a sidekick and they're hitting the town. They need nicknames. And then he goes, you saw the way Jim Jeffries interacted with me? So one guy is critical of Opie and his response is tell him. Tell him how Jim Jeffries is cool with me. Yeah.

Since you watch this, and you're watching, I assume, the chat. Is it a flow of chat or is this the only chat that's coming in? So he has to pull it up out of boredom. Is there a lot of chatting? There's not a lot of chatting. There's some. It's mostly negative, and he ignores most of it. And it's a lot of WATP people and me just kind of killing time waiting for something to happen.

Yeah. I moved to New York City in 96. I think it was there. Hold on, Ron. We turned him around. Craig is back. Ha, ha, ha. Love you, Ope.

All right. My bad. I might have came in a little hot, Craig. A little hot. My bad. We're trying to get our people. Craig's one of ours now. Nice.

You're one of Oz, Craig. You're going to do our bidding now. That's right. You're one of ours. Now you go after the haters, Craig. That's how it works. Ugh. And he just lost him.

If he didn't win him over, he just lost him immediately with that bullshit. As soon as Ron gets a little bit of power, he's just, uh, there's no touching him. No, but Ron, you're way better than Anthony Coomia as a sidekick. You're killing it.

I'm so annoyed by that comments. Yeah. Yeah, and really Opie goes on about how everybody's a follower and they're just ass kissing and they're just like, so then you just told everyone to do the same. Now you're one of ours. You're so quickly flipped. You have no course there. There's nothing happening. And if anyone should understand about like individuals and individual comments on something not meaning anything, it's Opie who had millions of listeners at one point.

And yet he's so obsessed over like one person's opinion and one comment that he sees. And the way he reacts and overreacts to it is mind. Yeah, especially when they bring up Ant, like in this next one. Hey, Ope, you have 18 viewers, not true. Right now, as I speak, we have 361. Not the best number, but it's more than what you're saying, you lawyer. And he writes, Ant's broadcast on Sunday was seen by 50,000 people. Well, good for Anthony and good for you, Barrister, for keeping track.

The fact is, I haven't done a show with the guy at 12 years. Who gives a shit? So you're telling me? You're telling me what Anthony's talking about It's more relevant and interesting, funny than this Dude, I've tuned in to Anthony. It's, dude, they talk nonsense. I wouldn't know.

And you can tell because they do that fake laughter When the other person talk, they give fake laughter each other because it's so bad. Ron, these guys want to love you, so don't go after Anthony. They want to love you. By the way, Anthony is a big fan of mine. Good advice from Opie, by the way.

Yeah. You might want to be team Anthony, Ron. Ron's got receipts in this next one. No idea. Can I say this? Yeah. Anthony has DMed me several times. Of course he has.

Saying, say, I love your work. Right. Blah, blah, blah. You're obviously a very intelligent guy. Right. Keep it up. I enjoy watching you guys. Why is he watching us?

I don't watch him. That's fucking creepy. Oh, he, he watched. Facebook and see what you. your exes up to. Oh, what is she up to? Oh, my God. Does she have a new man in her life? Oh, why would you watch me? Clip it. Yeah, why would you watch you? First off, Opie, you're putting at a show. Yeah. People would watch you, people who are associated with the Ope and Anthony show, your co-host, your producers, your fans. Those are the people who are watching the show. You're putting it

out there. You want to be watched. Secondly, everyone stalks their exes on Facebook and sees what they're up to. Like, Opie's like, can you imagine that creepy behavior? is if Opie's not interested. You never hate... Sorry, Adam. You fucking hate Ron leaning into the microphone of his computer. You don't... Somebody help this guy.

Nobody knows what they're doing on this show. It's so frustrating to watch. Neither one of them have microphones. I think Opie has a microphone down below because he brags about it. He brags about purchasing a microphone at one point. Oh, yeah, I think that happens. Today. Okay.

Today's is off mic day and then he has to brag about it because he took him to this show. Okay. I love this so much. Stuttering John has entered Opie's World again. Oh, that's exciting. One of my fans goes, hey, Ron, I was watching the Stuttering John podcast. Was he ever, was he only Howard Stern? He did your shirt, too.

He did my show when he was still, uh, I mean, my opinion, obviously, because fucking Stuttered John is exhausting and a nightmare. But he did my, he did my podcast a couple times when I felt like he was still my opinion when he was still kind of with it. I didn't have an issue with him. We didn't block me over some nonsense that was

fucking garbage, but whatever. It's a broken clock. It's amazing. Everyone has the same opinion of Suthering John just like, oh, like when Jim Norton on the show, we just played the clip of him going, is John really suing something? And then he's like, yeah, this person, that person.

He's like, I'm moving. I don't want to talk about. John is so toxic. You just hear that name. I was just like, ah, God, I mean, I don't want to say anything. But yeah, I don't want to deal with that guy ever again. He's the worst. He's magical, John, because no matter how wrong people are, when they start to talk about John,

it's like the guy speaking a lot of sense. He's making a lot of sense. Everything he says is right about this. It continues. Oh, he blocked you? Yeah, I put out a video. that was actually complimentary towards Sturr and John, and he saw it a different way because of the title or something.

I don't know. I can't. I can't. I can't. The guy literally has a problem with everybody. I can't. All I know is he was on my show when I was still doing radio. He gave me some great Howard Stern stories.

He was fun. Then he did my podcast a couple times with me and Carl. Carl really liked him too. And then he just went, wow, in my opinion. I think I could say it that way. because this guy's exhausting he'll fucking go after whatever

all right yep everyone who deals with John sees it the same way he's exhausting he's lost his mind every time opi tells a story

I'm thinking that's not what happened and that's not true except for this one every single detail that's exactly what happened and he's exactly right that is true

and of course opi put out something that was innocuous at best and John saw it as him trashing him because like we talk about unless you're praising John and being complimentary to John, it's trashing. Those are the only two things that can be happening.

So that's why block, as Opie would say. But it's fascinating because Opie has this take on most people. So Ron right now is going, I don't know. Right. You said that about Eric Nagel and your producer too. Maybe this is a little guy is a cool dude. I love the recount. And then John went, wow! Instead of like when LOS was what,

recapping the dabbled version. And then John went irate. That's OBE describing John being irate. Well, days ago, some of my fans were DMing me going, hey, we were watching the Stuttering John podcast. And he goes, all the comments weren't about stuttering John or the topic. apparently everyone was having a private, I don't know what you call it, they were having a secondary conversation on the DMs of the Stuttering John podcast

about the Opie and Ronnie show. Everyone was talking about the Opin' Ronnie show on the Stuttering John podcast. We're onto something open. I know we are. Trust me. Does he really stutter? If Anthony's DMing you, trust me, I know we're on to something. He did the same shit to Carl.

The fucking weird, dude, it's weird. I couldn't tell you what Anthony does. By the way, Anthony... You know one of these fucking guys on Facebook. What's my ex up to? Oh my God. Opie, I don't know what your problem is, Anthony. He's so nice to me.

Opie, he's so nice to me. I don't know what your problem is. He thinks I'm smart. He thinks I'm funny. He's so... Good thing he doesn't bother Opie at all. That's nice to say. Yeah.

And by the way, he ended the stream right there on him. Oh, that really is how it ended? Yeah, he really did that. Oh, shit. I just let it just let it. see to see it. If we have time, can we go back to number 17

where Vinnie Paulino joins the chat? Sure. Subreddit surfing. Morning boys to join the show. There was a while there where Mariah could have played linebacker Ron. And I could,

I don't know what you're trying to say, but he does say, Ron, what's your PayPal? Do you have a PayPal, Ron? These guys will donate to you. Oh. No. No PayPal. All right.

Ron. I live a bit of a basement. We were supposed to do, we were supposed to do Ron Hogs Day, but we took yesterday off because, oh, we got to talk about why it, we got to, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Tomorrow. We're already going to. Huh?

We'll talk about tomorrow. It's it. It's enough. All right. All right. But, I mean, you know, we, you know, I, I'll see what you want to talk about. And we'll, we'll bring it to the show tomorrow. No, talk about it tomorrow.

Yeah. We were supposed to do Ron Hogg's Day. And how about we do this for Valentine's Day? Day. When's Valentine's Day? Saturday this year, right? Saturday, February 14th. All right. So, oh, wow. So we got a Friday the 13th in February.

Neat. Yeah, wow. Wow. So Ron Hogg's Day is February 13th. Go donate money to Opie Show. The morning of the 13th. Hopefully Mike Boudet will be joining you on there, giving a lot of money so that Opie has to match it.

And we get Ron, who's maybe a little too, big for his britches at this point. We'll get him some money. We'll get him a payday so we can afford to create a PayPal account. How does he not have a PayPal? I live in a basement. So what? Doesn't mean to get him a PayPal account.

That was very clearly acting. They were doing a bit. They had discussed this. I've been harassing Ron for his PayPal for a long time. It's the one thing he won't answer. So is Chris Primer. Yep. So now Opie's like, go on, Ron.

Tell him. So props to Vity Paulino for getting in there with $10 and getting him to actually read the word PayPal on there. You got to bury it at the end so Op. doesn't see it right away. That's smart. Can you imagine the conversation where Opie had to convince Ron that this was the right thing and that Opie believed him?

Yeah. It's really dark. Trust me, Ron. You're going to get taken care of once we make it to the big time. We'll be splitting this money 50-50. Check out 18. Okay. Well, we're going to do another one of those, you know,

Ron gets all the super chats and I match. And we'll do it February 13th, Friday the 13th, okay? And by the way, I just want to let people know. This ain't like, A, I'm throwing my money away. I really could use it. I'm having, we'll talk about it tomorrow, but I'm having some serious fucking issues at work. I am.

It's bad. Bro, I bought you a Bisonberger this weekend. You know, things are looking up. And I even said you could have your own fries, but Ron needed to take my fries. Hey, can have another fry? Jesus Christ. And that was the fries over there. I bought you a bison burger.

What a prick. I have a feeling you're right. Ron's getting too big for his britches and he's starting to get pissed off at work. He's starting to feel too big for that job. Yeah, I don't need this shit. I'm a star. I do a show with Opie every morning. Yep.

That's fucking paid. If there's time, can we do the finale of, of the Beacon. Yeah. Let's do that. And then we got to move on this. Yeah. We got lots to get to still.

Well, at that point, when I knew the Slayer dude was in the green room at the Jim Jeffery show at the Beacon Theater, I'm thinking to myself, why didn't I invite Jim Florentine? Oh, instead of me. He would have known. So after all that, it's regret. Yeah. Hope he just has a regret for bringing around along.

But you can catch Vinnie Paulino and Jim Florentine at Comedy to Carlston on May 30th and 31st for four wonderful shows. Very good. Ron was quick to post photos of them on his Facebook. Ron Berman Comedy, if you want to follow Ron. There's Opie and Ron in the green room, I assume. They're one of those couples that dress alike. That's the famous elevator that all the artists take where they all sign the wall.

Okay. Very cool. And then Ron was having fun with AI. He was. He was having fun. He gave himself a rainbow mohawk. And they're there with Jim Jeffries Making Jim Jeffreys pose for a picture

Look at Opie's always standing in the back Like ugh I don't think he wants to be in the foreground In these photos with celebrities Like yeah I'm not really I don't want to be one of these people Who's like look at me I'm with a celebrity And to your question Andy

I have this suspicion That a lot of people that tour When they get sober They like a lot of people around They like a lot of familiar people around and they like to be talking all the time. I've seen that Ron Wood from the Stones when he got sober would like fill his green room with every TV show he ever liked.

So he could be like, there's the coroner from the, and he just would get so excited because everyone will show up to see him. I have a feeling that's what Jim's doing. He's sober. He wants to be present all the time. So he doesn't think that he's helping him make a wish kid by having Ron the waiter backstage. Well, he knows him from Opie's Instagram.

He didn't say the podcast. He couldn't save your podcast. Instagram. I know, it's so sad. He just follows him like just a friend. We're just friends on social media. Yeah. Is there anything from this morning that we have to play before we move on?

No, I can just tell you he brings up the fries three more times. I'm not kidding. God, Ron will never reach for a fry ever again. He's learned his lesson on that. All right. Well, thank you for keeping up on their big date. Ron, and if he finally went on in the big date. That should keep Ron happy for a while now. He doesn't have to beg him to go to comedy shows and stuff.

They actually went out to the diner and, you know, got a bison burger and everything. So that's very exciting. He's not embarrassed of him. Let's see what's going on with the bloody ass himself. The other night, John comes back, you know, he got suspended. His channel got suspended for like a day or two. and he comes back. And he's all excited because when he was doing the Duky Awards, he did such a shit job presenting them. It took forever. He kept going over to a YouTube thing to have applause and a drum roll.

None of it worked or there was no flow to it. It was just embarrassing. It looked like a child giving a school presentation and just failing miserably at it, but having more confidence than they deserve. And so I'm just sitting politely. and so John kept saying, we'll clean this up in post.

It'll be great in post. So lo and behold, some guy decides to grab all of this footage and turn it into a better version of the Duky Award show. It's about a 35-minute-long presentation. John decides he's going to watch the whole thing on his show, which is wild that he just sits there and watches himself and laughs and claps along like a tard.

But it's even crazier that he brings on Keanu to watch him watch his show. show and is showing off this horrible duke's award ceremony that he did and so this is john reacting to himself in the gone but not forgotten category and kianu for some reason laughing along i am lost as to what kianu is doing i don't know what her end game is i don't this must be exhausting to try to pretend that what John is doing is funny or interesting. Let's give it a round applause for every, please, can we hear the crowd, gone, but not forgotten,

gone, but not forgotten. It might bring a tear to my eye. I love this. I hear from my eye, gone, but not. Who should we get? That fuck, Phil. That's what Bill. Bill Elmore.

Whatever happened. Wah Harper. Wah Harper. Bill Elmore. He's saying the lines at the same time. It's like he must watch the Howard Stern show because we've seen him rewatch segments from the Howard Stern show where his lips are moving. Like he's watching so many times.

He's lip syncing and reading along. He's watching his own thing that he just did the week before. And yelling the same things that he yelled. that he yelled last week while the show was going on. What is this? This is a mental deficiency unlike any of ever seen before. It reminds me of DeCaprio and once upon a time in Hollywood, just watching his own appearances on various shows and enjoying himself so much because he's just completely in

love with himself. Yeah. Yeah, this is a narcissist right here. This is the definition. To sit there, watch this horrible presentation. I think it's interesting and then laugh and clap along with Keanu like in this scenario.

Selection on creepiest in... John is cracking up. His face is going into the camera as he's watching himself on the thing that he just did. Selection on creepiest in the Doubled. I have one guest.

The next nominee for creepiest. in the Dabbleverse goes to Vince on this guy how you know this seems to be a one creepyest in the Dabbleverse

The reason why John was laughing so hard in anticipation of what the joke was going to be is because get this guys this is high comedy in the creepiest in the Dabbleverse category every nominee was Vince the lawyer

So he'd be like in the next time And he is and he'd be Vince the lawyer again And then they did it again And even Cash is like Oh let me guess it's gonna be Vince Yeah okay Even though you can see it coming from 50 miles away I'm gonna laugh like I just heard it for the first time

And it works Andy because it's the rule of four in comedy That's how that goes That's how that works You're like oh you did it the fourth time God damn it now it's funny again My OCD won't let me do three So then John shows the

Keanu won the hottest girl in the dabbleverse This is just so embarrassing for both We have to go We have to go through these nominees Again Shall we? Let me tell you something This is a very hard category

I take this category I know Everyone's all the respect Let's go through The nominees again For The most attractive in the Dabbleberg The winner is, I get a drum roll please.

It's the winner for the Duky and most attractive in the Dabalvers. Oh my gosh. The crowd is going wild. They can't believe it. The crowd is going. Look at them. They like me. They really like me.

What I'm loving it. This was, oh, my Lord. Oh. God, Connie. This was impressive skull. Oh, Duke. We love you. Don't ever leave it.

Look at me. I'm sweating from these, from these Dukies. It's a lot of work. I used to think this thing where Kiki acts like a little baby was an act. I used to think it was like a thing that she did. But she's like watching an AI crowd applaud her. She's like, oh, she's like literally like lighting up. Hey, look at me.

They like me. Well, would you rather hear that, or would you rather hear your insufferable husband carrying on screaming at the top of his lungs? Either way, I'm going to Greenland. But the fact that John just scold himself, did you see that? John's watching himself yell school, and then he yells skull back. This guy's a mental patient. He loves that guy. He's like, this is so entertaining.

It's like he's watching Miss Rachel. Count the dinosaurs Incredible how both the fake John and the real John Cut Keanu off when she started to talk Yep Both cool guys are talking Yeah All right

Let's fast forward Yesterday's episode of the Southern John program It starts off It seems like he's finally listening to us Hey everybody I check my mic I know I could have done that earlier I understand

Yeah it's working okay I left it all set up. I just figured why I do show prep when I can do it right now. I mean, what's the purpose? I know you people love me so much.

It doesn't matter what I do. You're glued to the screen. I understand. It's an obsession. I get it. He's learning the wrong lesson, Adam. He's hearing us. You should check your shit ahead of time,

prep your show. But he's going, But you guys watch no matter what. But you could be better. You could try to be better if you want to do, right? No? You don't want to do that? He also thinks this is the bad part. No, this is the good part.

You doing anything else is the bad part. It's amazing. This man who's issuing challenges to fight people, multiple people on multiple occasions, getting winded, typing into his computer. He's exhausted, just testing his micro- phone out. It's like we make fun of them for never prepping, never be prepared

on his show and he's like, so you're saying I don't have to try. No, I'm saying the opposite of that. Should be trying more. Let's find out what John's prep is. So now I'm just going through the list of I'm getting from Vegas beer cells Jerry.

Oh, this is too much. Just don't worry. It'll be fun when you see it. As usual, the Duke is going to deliver. Spoiler, the Duke does not deliver. So, really, he forces Vegas beer sales Jerry to just send him a list of things to talk about

topics, I suppose, or slighted him or whatever it is that he's going to react to. He can't do that work himself. I was watching his show today before we hopped on here, and there was some article about John in the LA Times. And he's like, and Jerry, I told you to email that to me, I still haven't gotten it.

And he complained multiple times throughout the show that Jerry didn't send him the article. John can't even Google now. He treats Vegas beer sales like an intern. Go get my coffee. How come my potato wasn't hot yet? What's going on? Cook my potato. I think you're being a little elitist.

The LA Times is behind a paywall car. What is he supposed to do? So he needs Vegas beer sales Jerry to pay for it and then copy it and send it to him, I see. You dumb. All right. John just makes a hilarious joke in here. He's complaining about this pain that he has. And you forget that John's a comedian. He doesn't just dabble in comedy.

And he proves it here. My neck was all swollen here. Then I went to my right shoulder blade. Now it's in the mid back right next to my spine. It's like a migrating pain. it's it's just it's just immigrating from one place to the other

it's gotten so bad ICE is going to arrest it oh it's so slow his mind works it's a migrating pain uh wait that reminds you something in the news right now hold on

uh it's an immigrant wait yeah Yes, that's it. Ice! Nailed it. Fucking retired. All right. This is the big news of the day.

So what happened is John goes on his show, and he challenges Rocco to a boxing match in Vegas when we're all there for Hackamania. And he says, I will pay you $500, Rocco, if you box me five rounds, two minutes around, two minute breaks in between. and Rocco goes on Cardiff's show the next morning. He came on WATP, even though we only released that video the other day, but he came on that Sunday. And he said, challenge accepted. I'm there. And Rocco also said, I don't need your 500 bucks. If you want to make this interesting, let's both pony up 5,000.

Winter takes the $10,000. And Rocco is just like, dude, you think that you can get a grown man to do something that doesn't want to leave for $500? Like, what's wrong with you? Patrick Melton gets wind of this and says, I'll tell you what, guys, I'll make this easier on both of you. I will secure the ring. I'll get the ref, the judges, I'll take care of all the logistics. Plus, I'll point you up $10,000 so the winner gets $7,500,

loser gets $2,500. So no matter what, you'll make money from it. Also, John, I'll pay for you to fly out here and I'll put you up for the weekend. So he makes it so easy for John to finally do this thing he's been wanting to do. And that's punch Rocco because Rocco got that hilarious joke in about his son quefeing in his face. This is John's wanted revenge for two years now, ever since that happened. And so you would think this would be perfect. Wow.

I get to finally box Tuki. And I'll have to pay a dime for it. In fact, they're paying me for it. This is amazing. So John hears about this offer. And at first he's like, well, I don't know what kind of ring. is it going to be? Like, he's trying to think of reasons why this won't work.

And then eventually he goes, no, you know what that's going to happen if I do that? Patrick Mel is going to make all the money. I'll just be loading up his pockets with money. And he goes, I'll tell you what. I'll do it for $100,000. This is what John said on his show on Monday. So then last sign on Tuesday night, everyone in the chat is calling John a coward and a Berawissa. for backing down from this.

So John has to come up with an explanation as to why, for some reason, $2,500 for losing to Rocco is not a good deal, but paying Rocko $500 is a good deal. Why does that make sense? When I said, I was going to go to Vegas. Now, I never said, now, hold on, before you go, call me out for something. I said I would go to Hacomani, but I didn't mean actually going

to Hackomania. Right. Going to any event. First off, you guys wanted me to be at Hacomania? I decided be in Vegas during Haccamania, and I would see all you guys there at Hacomania.

You didn't assume that? He's such an asshole. So now it was just like, we want to be a part of Hacomania? Like, yeah, you're the one who inserted yourself? You said you had a comedy show down the street. Do you were going to be there? You told us this.

It's very difficult to go five, two-minute rounds, not in person. So I guess it's on me for assuming that a boxing match would take place with two people. We assume you'd be in Hacomania because the person you want to fight is at Haccamania. Rocco will be there all weekend at Hacomeda. That's why we assume that. So John, he's trying, he's really trying hard to make it seem like he's the one who issued the challenge and Rocco's the one who is the coward in all of this. I said that I would pay Tuki $500 out of my own money to meet him in a boxing ring, which by the way, YouTube, term of service is an athletic.

It's an Olympic sport. Boxing is an Olympic sport. I was in a boxing match at the Taj Mahal. Yeah. YouTube's terms of service is not a child. You don't have to speak to them like that. John got his channel struck this past weekend, and now he's very

careful and has to explain to YouTube's terms of service, who's a guy, who's a guy, whistens to all of this stuff. That boxing is an Olympic sport. And John has boxed before and therefore challenging Tuki to a boxing match is not against the terms of service. Good to know.

He seems very paranoid about it throughout these clips. I like to think that YouTube man was just about to push the button when he said that and stop. Olympics. Oh. Okay. Taj Mahal, guys. It's cool.

It's cool. Okay. So it's like Bob Slutting. I didn't realize. All right. Very good, then. Is that what's in the terms of service? It says please start listing your credits.

It does, yeah. Okay. And say terms of service. Yeah, you got to, yeah, definitely, yeah, let us know when we should be listening. He treats it like it's Siri. Like, you have to save the thing and that it's like, what? What do you want? You didn't say the thing.

You're going to jail. All right. Yeah, he further explains to YouTube's terms of service. What's going on? So a boxing ring, YouTube's terms of service. is an athletic event, much like challenging someone to a pickup ball match.

Okay, so I don't want to hear it. Not threat. A boxing ring is where pugilists box each other. You train them. I love it. You wanted to sound smart.

It's where pugilists box each other. I guess it's where boxers box against my point. Fucking idiots. He got so tripped up trying to sound smart. After pronouncing it, pick a pall. Yes. I also liked that he goes, now a boxing ring is a legitimate sport.

And I don't want to hear it. YouTube serves the service as if they're like nagging him. Stop sending me emails about it. Put my foot down on this one. So yeah, apparently Tuky is the one who's the coward. Tuki is a coward. because I said I would pay him 500 to get in a boxing ring with me in Las Vegas. Vegas Bears will arrange the ring.

If we have to wear headgear, I believe we have to. And we would have a boxing match. And he said yes. He yelled out, yes, John. I will box you. Set it up. Let me, in Duke, you said, just tell me where I need to be. and I will be there.

And John's response is, what a coward this guy is. Tuki doesn't usually podcast on Sundays. He was on my show and Carniv's show, and then on his show at Tuesday, saying at every show, yes, let's do this fight. But John is because he's accepted the challenge, John's trying to wiggle out of it because he wasn't expecting that. Because, of course, John's bluffing.

We all knew who was bluffing. And so he's trying to say that Patrick Melton fucked the Sala. Fatty Patty has a different idea. Fatty Patty Spells, smells the ability to make money. Is that a scent? The ability to make money? Can you smell that?

Never heard that phrase before. Off of the Duke's back. And that's a fat jack. Well, you do smell, John. Here is the issue that I have. I am not going to elevate. to elevate Patrick Melton and Rocco Borough to actually make them believe they are my equals.

They're not your equals. Their careers and podcasting and streaming far exceed yours at this point. It's not even close. John sits there. I thought the whole point was to like physically beat them down and prove that you're superior to them. That's how you were going to do that. Right. So he's the one of challenging to fight these guys.

And then when they're like, yeah, in fact, I'll fly out here and we'll make it official. And John goes, wait a second, I'm not falling for that. Then it'll seem like we're equals in all of this. You're the one who initiated the whole thing. We just want to put you up on the screen and make fun of you. That's what I do at live events. Not looking to flight or anything. But John claims that this would actually elevate Patrick and Tuki if he were to do the thing that he's the one who originally

suggested. It was all his idea to begin with. And apparently, $7,500 is what you win. Patrick Mountain said, if you win the match, and John guarantees is going to win the match, you want to even

take one round, according to John. And $7,500 is what you would win. But $7,500? Are you fucking with me? I wipe my ass with 7,500. You're right.

No, no, no, no. So, I know all you haters. You're going to sit there and go, well, John doesn't want to fight at Hackamania. No, I don't. Yeah, obviously. We can tell. It's very obvious. John, when he was talking to out of those, Ova or someone, no, maybe it was Ashley.

When Ashley's like, are you going to go to Hackamania? I kind of want to go to Hackamania. And John goes. I would need money, though, if I'm going to perform. Oh, it was Ava. He goes, I would need five Gs. John said he needed $5,000. And now he goes, how about $7,500 for the thing that you wanted to do that you suggested?

John goes, I don't wait my ass with that kind of money. But also, I would settle for paying $500. Right, but his plan was to fly himself out and then pay Rocco $500 for the fight. I prefer that. Thank you. None of this makes any sense. It's obviously that John is just a chicken shit who is chicken-e-eating. out of this whole thing, but John

claims it's just the opposite. The real chicken shit is Tuki. Right? FCA scammy. I'm offering Tuki $500 out of my own pocket. Two bucks

in an undersclozed ring in Las Vegas. I'm willing to box. I'm not backing down from my And it's a challenge. All right. So this is insane because now the chat's coming in here, calling him chicken shit.

The chat fucks with him this entire episode. I have some examples of that. But literally, John's like, I offered him 500 bucks. Rockles' response was, I don't give a fuck about $500. Speaking of wiping your ass with an amount of money, Rock was like, I wipe my ass is $500. I don't care about that. If you want a box, what's box. I could lose for $2,500.

Why would I take $5 for you? None of it makes any sense. but John is going to let us know the reason why he's worth $100,000. When Howard Stern asked me the Duke of the Numbers how much I would want to box somebody, the Duke being the genius Mensa machine, said 100,000. I said $100,000. Okay.

FK.K. Scammy? Are you following? You big fucking... Anyway. He's still pissed about that comment, calling him a chicken shit. Now, Adam, you probably know the difference between him getting $100,000 to box during his heyday on the Howard Stern show against another character from Howard Stern show and him versus Rocco at Hackamania. Is Howard Stern going to be at the Rockervandia? Is Howard Stern going to be at the Rock?

Go fight. Probably not. You probably won't be broadcasting live from it to millions of people on Terrestrial radio. Yeah. Probably won't be broadcast from the biggest morning show in the country. Is he currently on the biggest morning show in the country? No, he hasn't been for over 20 years, actually. See, that's tough.

That's going to make it tough. It almost makes it so that, like, he's not worth that much anymore, and it doesn't really make sense. Feels like that. To pay someone that much money because you wouldn't be able to get the return on that kind of investment. But honestly, even if Patrick was able to point. only up $30,000, it wouldn't be enough.

30,000. I wiped my ass with 30,000. He wipes his ass with a lot of fucking money, man. I know. You know, I did see one too money. There is a scene where he wipes his ass with a few 20s. And those were 20s he was going to pay the prostitute to have sex with him and his girlfriend. It's a wild plot.

You guys wouldn't understand it. It's the worst movie. It sounds like a comic rom. I don't know. It's great. This is amazing. John is explaining that he's not a coward and he doesn't run away, even though this is exactly what he's doing right here.

And his example to prove that he's not a coward is quintessential Suttering John. It's the reason why we fell in love with him all those years ago. The Duke ain't no pusher boy. Duke is proven time and time again. The Duke got in the backyard ring with Pat Godfrey. Pat Godfrey? And beat him. And he was way bigger than me too.

Huh? The bully of East Plain. The bully of Sylvia Packer Jr. High. The Duke boxed in the Godfrey backyard. And beat him. I was 10. The way he delivered that. To him, that's like a huge brag.

Like, I beat a kid up. when I was 10. You're like, well, that has nothing to do with anything. Also, I've read his book

while I listened to the audio version, Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. And he never talks about this fight with Pat Godfrey, even though he does talk a lot about being a kid and how cool he was and playing trumpet and getting good report cards and stuff. So this is like a new story that he made up to prove that he's not a coward? Yeah, this is,

he's turned the barrel upside. down now and found something under the bottom of the barrel to fucking brag about at this point. That's the wild one. I'm pretty sure Patrick Godfrey was in his 40s and the middleweight champion of the world at the time. So it's great because later on in the show, Tuki shows up in the chat and calls him a coward. And John sees this. Oh, is that? Is that Tuki?

Is that Tuki? Wait. Oh, oh, Tuki, you're calling me a coward. Why not take my challenge? I'll give you 500. And then you get in the boxing room with me in Vegas. That was my challenge. Why don't you take it? I'll wait. Take the fucking challenge. Tough guy, John. He just shit himself.

He did. He did. He did. He did. He did take the challenge, Johnny, accepted it immediately. But in John's mind, because he needs an out. So Patrick came in and said, I'll do you one better. I'll offer you all this stuff on top of it. So then John recreates what he thinks was the conversation between the cowardly Rocco and Patrick Melton. They don't, you know, Tuky's afraid of me.

So they don't want, he's got to figure out a way. so they get fatty-patti about hunchback of no jollame could you tell me what we should do because stuttering john wants to box me in the ring and i'm terribly scared do you think maybe you can get involved and and then make it where he's not going to want to do it oh yes tokster let me put my hunchback to work that's where i keep my second brain now because i am part of this text thread where this all became a reality. I saw exactly how this came about. Patrick saw the clips where John was threatening to fight him and obviously Tuckie

accepting it and came in and just goes, guys, this is awesome. Let's definitely make this a reality. I'm going to offer John this and that. And then everyone went back and forth with some ideas. And then eventually Patrick came out and issued this statement that, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to make this happen. at Hackamania. John's invited. I'm going to pay for him. We'll pay him to do it. This whole thing. And no one is so dumb that they would think that there was collusion

that where Rock was going, oh my gosh, I'm writing checks. My ass cannot cash. Can you please jump in and make the offer sweeter so that John doesn't take it. This is only helping John by giving him more money and making it easier for him to do this. So everyone, one of the chat is calling John to back out. Everyone in the chat is calling John a coward. Gravely Diggs. Wah-ha-pa, anytime anywhere, a tough guy. Okay.

So again, this is how stupid you all are. Yeah. John has to keep reiterating. Like, well, if I do this thing, I'm like Patrick melting money and I don't want to do that. But John loves to be this tough guy. Anytime anywhere, I'll fight you.

And it's like, yeah, let's do it. Everyone's accepted it. This is all going to happen. And it seems to me like John's running away. You're just making excuses so you can run. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I'm known to run. If you look up the objective data, I have no fear.

Nope. All this time we've been playing glory days to explain, John. I've had the wrong dude. It's bored to run. I think we're changing it up for John. new theme song for Bruce Springsteen is born to run because he is a pussy. Born to have

the runs. And that too. So check this out. This came in on Tuki Soup last night. Patrick Milton was watching and decided to up the ante since John refused this $10,000 purse. Who would be a free?

Tomorrow I'll modify the offer. If Tuki wins, I'll give him 10K. If John wins, I'll give him 100K. What? What? What? He backs out. He has to give me $100K.

What? Okay. So it's Joey C's voice because it's a super tip, but this is coming from Patrick Melt. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got to play that again. This is a spy report.

Spy report. This is coming in direct from Melton. I'm assuming Melton paid $100 for that chat. Oh, yo, yo. Tomorrow I'll modify the offer. If Tuki wins, I'll give him $10K. If John wins, I'll give him $100K. If John backs out, he has to give me $100K.

Where are you getting $100K to give out to a drunk? Those pay-per-view sales. Oh, yeah, from the pay-per-view. Yeah. That's true. All right. Well, there you go. $100K.

John. There's no way. Think of Oscar right now at Harvard. San alone in the library. It's going to put a lot of pressure. on Tuki. I feel like Tuki has to win now. Oh, no, I'm scared. I'm a barrel of a wussi. I finally know what it means. That's how I feel right now. I feel like a barrel of wussies. Bitcoin, Nikka. Oh, Bitcoin nickel. Nica. All right. You really have that much of Bitcoin? Jesus Christ.

That's fantastic. Okay, so there you go. New offer, a spy report right here. Spy report. Spy report. I'll play it one more time so someone can get the right message to John as delivered by Joey C. Oh, yo, yo. Tomorrow I'll modify the offer. If Tuki wins, I'll give him 10K. If John wins, I'll give him 100K.

If John backs out, he has to give me 100K. So there you go. And that's it. That's where we're at with this whole John challenging me to in Vegas, but not at Hackamania. Your move, John. He really thinks that everyone's a child.

He doesn't realize that he's dealing with adults who have means and are not afraid of an old man, just because he shows off his biceps every episode that he does. He's a short, tiny, drunken loser that no one's afraid of. He's all bark and no bite. And so when he challenges people, they go, yeah, okay, let's do that. And then he goes, oh, but we have to do it this way. They go, okay, we'll do it that way. No, no, no.

It has to be this way. Fine. We'll do it that way, then. So he'll find another reason to back out because he guaranteed to win. So that's $100,000. That seems like it'd be worth his while, right? Yeah. The objective data says that he left CV-Tomato's 15 minutes before Shully showed up.

The objective data says that. Yeah, and you. It says that when he took the picture with Rocco, he literally ran away from him when it was done. He kicked me off his stream three times and then accused me of running away.

Yes. That's a lot of objective data that you just brought up there. And this is not without even mentioning the crook in his neck, the Noga in his neck, which must be really fucking shit up for him. All right. So that's the latest on the John Fighting Tuki drama

that's unfolding. I'm sure we'll talk more about it on Devilverse Live tomorrow. Is it weird or is it gay? What will later say today? Is it gay? Megan, welcome to the show. Hello. Annie, welcome to the show.

Hello, it's good to be back. It's good to have you back. I know you weren't able to make it when we had the weird timing. But good to see you again. And are you guys ready to play a round of Is It Gay? The way this game is. works is we watch Aaron set up a topic, Aaron Imholt from Steeltoe. We know that Aaron has zero creativity when it comes to comedy.

He usually makes every punchline that something is gay. So Megan's pulled some choice clips. We're going to watch them and then determine whether or not he's going to declare whatever he's talking about, whether it's gay or not. Take it away, Aaron Imholt. So parents got upset at this teacher because she wanted to talk to their kids about, first of all, if you want to talk to the students about it that means you're curious. That's fucked up, but here we go. Next on my phone, and she was just letting me know that there's this teacher in here,

and he's asking about preferred pronouns. What she sent in the assignment was it had to do with writing down your sexual orientation, who you're sexually attracted to. Visual arts class. Okay, no, sorry. Sometimes you just got to play the judge a book by looking at. You know, they say don't judge a book by looking at the cover. many times have you judged the book by the cover and you're like fucking nail that it's kind of

spot on in the novel this is a guy who needs to be gone immediately in fact the fact that you hired this walking phenotype uh sorry is the apron this man is wearing gay adam yes car it has to be right yes andy it's the haircut but yes it's gay Annie. Oh, definitely gay. All right, I'm going to play it. Andy, I need you to keep score because that's producer Chris's job. Gotcha.

On the show. Thanks, buddy. Speaking of which, he says he answered gay for the first question. Oh, is Chris in the chat? Okay. Nobody did text me. He texted that guy. No.

First of all, he's a man wearing a visual arts class. Quit wearing an apron in your picture, too. It's a dead giveaway. but just a dead giveaway. I mean, we don't what he's alluding to, but it's not gay on this one. Nope.

All right, no points for us in round one. Megan's making this one hard. Mm-hmm. Round two. Worth a point. Oh, it's like, no, I'm doing the same thing I always do. I'm talking about the news. I'm giving my takes.

You don't like this one. I just look, I don't mind people disagreeing with me. I don't like people being disingenuous about why they disagree. Oh, you're just being, you're being sanctimonious. No, no, no. You respect my takes. You don't like this one. And so you're like, well, it has to be him.

Well, it's not me and it's not you. It's not, like, it doesn't have to be somebody's problem. I looked at something and I say it a certain way. is disagreeing with the toe in a disingenuous way gay Annie Yeah it's pretty gay Andy I'll say not gay

Carl I think it's gay Adam going gay You might you might like it you might not like it sorry you know it's weird whoa what's going

odd, Megan. Nothing gay anymore? I don't know what to think about this. I wanted to make it a hard game this week. All right. Who got the point on that one, Andy? Yep. Congrats.

All right. Round three. Also worth a point. Go and Erzmami says, really, $400 and you put someone's name on your ass? That is tempting. No, it's not a standing offer. It's not a standing offer. I did say 500, if the audience came up with

500 during the show. They said how much to take your shirt off? I said, we make 500. Is asking Aaron to take his shirt off for $500 gay? Adams? It's got to be. I also think it has to be gay, yes. Andy?

Yeah, I'm going gay. Annie. Somehow it's not gay. Okay. He refers to this as topless, remember? He's talked about also he had his topless phone. No, no. So let's see. Audience came up with 500 during the show.

They said, how much to take your shirt off? I said, we make 500 bucks. I'll take my shirt off. But it's really fucking gay that you want that. Yes. I'm on the board, baby. He'll do it. He'll come up.

I'm starting to think I didn't know anything about life. I started to question my existence. All right. Round four worth a point. John Wilkes Booth was one who put the boot down. Yeah, Lincoln was not. Once the Civil War started, Lincoln put to boot down on his own people. Yeah.

But Lincoln didn't come in and put the boot down. You out of your fucking mind. Abel Graham says wasn't Buchanan effect? Yeah, I think was it Buchanan or Fillmore, who was kind of a fembot? I think you're right. I think it was Buchanan. Is the name Fillmore gay? Not gay.

Andy. I mean, yeah. Just for the comedic effect, yes. Carl. I think it's gay. Adam. It's got to be gay. Fillmore would be funny, though.

Philmore is a great gay name. Yes. Right? Yeah. Yes. All right. We're all in agreement on that one. All right, we're going into round five.

And then we have our final round, which is worth three points. Round five is worth one point. Andy, what are the scores right now? You got Adam. with two, Carl with two, Andy with three, Annie with zero. Oh, wow. Andy has the lead going into... Newbies always win. Going into round five. Yeah, can be beginners' luck. Let's find out. At all. Another dollar, Mike Goh says it's WPW, y'all. Send in your favorite black slur in a rant.

Let's start things off with a classic Moon Krikniff. Thank you very much. By the way, if we just have a steady stream of these $1 drops all fucking day, all four hours of the show, you do know we can like get wins every day with $1 drops. I'm going to say wrong. I'm going to say that's wrong. Oh, I'm sorry,

that's not the question. Go ahead, Megan. Is it gay to send $1 drops to the toe Adam? No, no, not gay. Carl. He would never call giving him money gay. I say not gay. Andy.

Yeah, I got to I had to agree. Annie. Not gay. It's gay. All right. Annie was smart. She's like, I can capture a point here.

Let's find out. You guys don't have to feel weird about sending those in. I love those too. Yep. I knew it. There's no way he would. Yeah. He would never shame his audience for giving him money.

All right. So nothing changed in the scoring, really. Andy's still up by a point. But as I said, the final round is worth three points. So it's anyone's game except for annies. And this is not just, is it gay? We're going to get multiple choice on what the toe has to say about this next topic.

Yes. In fact, we've got some good deals coming up in Freeport. So we got a little special for the Steel Toll listeners. Really? We're going to do something crazy. What? Hey, everybody. Oz is going to be doing something crazy this weekend at the Gun Show.

Weird and wacky stuff. Ryan Oz Klein is here and he's going to tell you about the wild stuff they've got going on at the Freeport gun show. Oz, what kind of special you're running for the listeners? So the first four steel toll listeners that come by with a firearm or anything metal. Oh, sure, yeah. And they threaten to pistol whip you with it. All they got to say is I'm a listener. Hi, Oz.

And $50 free engraving for the first four that show up. $50 free engraving. Have you come up and you say you're a skewery? Hill-toe listener at the Freeport Gun Show this weekend. Oh, boy, Oz, that sounds like a great deal. It is a deal. I thought you were going to say they had to pistol whip a black. Jesus Christ.

Oh, boy. He's very silly. Yeah, silly. This past weekend was the Freeport Gun Show, and Oz was there offering a free $50 engraving for your gun or metal to the first for steel toe fans. What kind of deal was this? Was it one, a crazy good deal, two, a steel of a deal, or three, an unbeatable deal? I'll start with Adam. That's a steal of a deal. Carl. That's what I was going to say, but now I'm going to change it. A crazy good deal.

Andy? I'll go with the last one. Annie. I will pick whatever the first option was. Crazy. A deal. All right. Here we go.

No, that would be a steal of a deal. That would be a steel deal. A little steel toe. Adam. A deal for the steel tow. And it steals the game away. Andy could have just copied them in one on this.

But, you know, you didn't have the strategy, doubt it was your first time play. I'm such a fucking loser. I can't believe I lost. Yeah. Normally I'd say it'll beat yourself up, but actually, yeah, you should feel very bad about yourself. But Adam over here. I'm feeling proud.

It's the big winner. Long list of thank you if I have some time. Is that cool? No, we don't have time for that, actually. With that, we have another game to play. Of course, this one comes in from Simon. We have to figure out if it's Opie or Burr. This is the eighth edition of this game.

What a wonderful place to be today. I'm your host, Simon, from the, worst ever podcast and here's how the game works. I read a quote and then you guess is it Opie or Per. Let's play round one. I think in one sitting once I had, I think my record in one sitting at a barbecue. I think I once had three hot dogs. Time to register those votes. God, that sounds like an opi to me. I'm going to Opie. What do you think, Megan? I guess Opie.

Andy? Maybe it's the delivery, but it sounds like Opie. Annie, what do you think? I think it's Burr. Adam? I'm going Burr. All right, we got two Burrs and three Opie's. Here's the answer. I think in one sitting once I had,

I think my record and once sitting at a barbecue, I think I once had three hot dogs. That's a camp record. Let's play round two.

I mean, something I bitch about has to be right. Right? Time to register those votes. All right. And I'm take it away. What do you think?

I'm going bur. What do you think, Annie? This one sounds like Opie. Megan? The laugh sounds like burr. Andy? I'm with Megan. If he's doing the delivery,

that sounds like Bill. I also thought it was Bill Burr. Let's find out. Here's the answer. I mean, something I bitch about has to be right. I will say it. Those laughs. I mean, it could go either way with the laughs. But, uh, all right. I crack me up. Let's play round three.

When you live in New York, you realize that we can all get along. Because it is a true melting pot, this New York City. My God, you see. Everything. Time to register those votes. Oh, this is kind of a tricky one. Annie, what do you think? Opie.

Andy, what do you think? Opie. God, I think it might be a trick question. It's got to be Opie. Opie lives in New York. Bill does not. Megan, what do you think? Opie.

Adam. I'm going back to Burke because Opie never says anything nice about New York. That's a good point. All right. Let's find out. Carol, did you say, say you I want opi you did okay reluctantly here's the answer when you live in new york you realize that we could all get along because it is a true melting pot this new york city my god you

see everything public masturbation that's new york for you wow adam you are on a losing streak in this game, my friend. He used to dominate this. I think you're overthinking it. I think I'm spending too much time in the universe. Yes, I think that's probably true. Let's play. Round four.

Hey, I got to retell this story because I told it to you. This is a classic New York moment and why I'm enjoying being in this city. Time to register those votes. All right, I'm going Bilper on this one. What do you think? Megan. I'll go Burr. I feel like he would say a New York moment. Okay. Andy? I'll go Opie to try and break the tie. Adam. Got to go Burr. Annie. I think it's Burr. All right. Andy's the only one going

opi on this one. Here's the answer. Hey, I got to retell this story because I told it to you. This was a classic New York moment and why I'm enjoying being in this city. Once is enough. Let's play. All right. So, I believe I have four points, right? Yeah. I'm perfect so far. What's the score? Where else is? You and Megan are both tied. Okay. All right, Megan and I have, we can only screw this up, Megan. Yeah, you're going down. Hey, round five. And all of a sudden, you walk up there and the line's too long and like I just told you, I don't wait online for nothing. No, thank you. Time to register those votes. Ooh, this is a toughie. Annie, what do you got? Opie.

Adam? Got to be Opie. Andy. Opie. I'm going to go Opie. What do you think, Megan? Opie. All right. We're all taking Opie. Here's the answer. And all sudden you walk up there and the line's too long and like I just told you, I don't wait on line for nothing. No, thank you. What would Opie wait in line for? Let's find out on this edition of Opie's Hot.

And all sudden, you walk up there and the line's too long and like I just told you, I don't wait on line for nothing. No, thank you. Even if they were handing out radio shows, I wouldn't have. hang out online. No. As soon as I see a line, I turn around. We had a Sunday night show, but I guess we'll give it to somebody else. Congratulations.

This week's winner will receive meaningless national syndication. I'm Simon from the worst ever podcast. I'd love to stay and talk with you, but I'm not going to. All right. Bye, Simon. Thanks for being here. Thank you. Appreciate it.

I like the little Anthony reference there at the end. Very well done. I also like Jay Wolfenstein, who's changing the offer. Did I say $200,000? I meant $200 large. I get those too confused all the time, yes. So there's another guy I know. Distriga coming in.

Ola Gringos, I can't believe you are on so late. I wake up from my afterwork stupa to somewhat peak goodness. I'll watch from the beginning in the morning. Have a good night, guys. You as well. I know. It's a late night for me. It's way too late.

Carl's Frosted Tips, see you and AC on Sunday. You won't see me. I'll be leaving early Sunday. I'll be coming home for the Super Bowl. The football matchup this weekend. But I'll be there Friday. Andy and I will be there Friday and Saturday. And I'll be taking two instead of one.

Yeah, we'll be up all night at AC. Yeah, we'll be at the Borgata if you want to come hang with us. I think we'll be either at the, is the B-B-B-B-B-B- is where everyone hangs out, and then there's the poker room where poker is played. Megan, do you have any recent comments from Spotify? I do. I have a couple from episode 696. These are about the furry that you interviewed.

Wow, a lot of comments on this furry. Billy Power says that furry guest was the pits, knew nothing of their weird fandom and WATP. Okay. We have another one. Misconceptions in the furry community. Sure, dude, what a cop session. All of them are pedophiles and trade animal abuse videos. Jesus Christ.

I should have pushed back on this freak a little more. What's next? The closeted Catholic priest or an imam married to a nine-year-old? Yeah, most of the comments I got were actually like, have me on. I'm a furry and I actually know what I'm talking about. And then there's some people just like, no, no, no. He didn't admit that they're all fucking dogs. Seems to be the two ways to go.

They're kind of creepy. Fair enough. Two sides of the same coin, I guess. My producer, Megan, says, no more furries. So no more furries. Moving on. No more furries. If we could just get one that knew other furries and went to conventions and had a

costume, I think it would be a better conversation. God damn it, Adam. You know how many people reached out to me with all of that criteria? Now we're going to, all right. Fine. Sorry, Megan. We're having furries on again. All right.

All right. I'll just turn away. Yeah. And then I have one from episode 697, which I listened to recently, your Kevin Smith podcast. There was a comment from Sean, Dabblefest crossover, Stet Joe versus Z man punch on, Bopi versus Burr scream off, is it gay live, celebrity living room baseball game, just do it. Mechanical Cowgirl

Competition Gary from San Diego Live Helpline How do they not see the money in this? Those are really good ideas. I just don't know if Harrison Young is going to be able to make it to that. It's tough to get him to go

to the city where he lives already to come to our show. So we'll see. He's going to need a coach bus for the team. All right. Is that all the comments? Yep. Any new reviews, Annie? Yeah, I have one coming in from podcast addict.

The user Dr. Spite says, hate this shit. They talk shit, do shit, and misrepresent all podcasts. Stupid show for stupid people. Shit emoji. One out of five stars. That tells me it's probably a five-star review. Is that a five-serie? Yeah, they did it.

All right. That's how you do that. Very good. The second one comes in from Teddy Sheckler saying, embarrassing. This show had an interesting premise, roasting other podcasts, so I thought I'd give it a try. It seemed funny, though there were a lot of inside jokes. Then I noticed that it was located in my podcast library right next to last gas station on the left.

Not a good look. I had to unsubscribe, and now I'm out 100K. Nice. Stupid inside references. So that would be a five-star review. They did it. Yes. Thank you, guys.

It helps the algorithm. We appreciate that when you give us those positive views. Thank you, Annie, for finding those and reading them to us. We're going to find you, Annie, if they want to see more, Annie. They should look me up on YouTube at Insanity, InS, A-N-N-E-I-T-Y. I do a variety of different streams. On Tuesday, I did a poker live stream, put on my VR headset and play poker with some people like Tim 422. And then this morning, I did a wrap-up show, and I complained about people spazzing out on Twitter,

and specifically John being a coward. Excellent. People should definitely check that out. Like and subscribe. Trucker Andy joined us because producer Chris was having technical problems. Thanks for stepping up, Andy and stepping in. Yeah. Good to see you, buddy.

I finally got to play Is It Gay, big fan. So it was the highlight of my day. Nice. Please go find All Apologies Podcast on YouTube. I just did an episode with Anthony Zenhauser from Uncle Rico about Bill Gates showing up in the Epstein Files. and all of the revelations that came out over the weekend revolving the Epstein files. They can't stop talking about it.

Excellent. All Apologies Podcast. All Apologies Podcast.com for all the links there. Adam, anything you're promoting, my friend. Yes, there's a true crime podcast I've been working on with Ryder Strong called Red Weather. That's available wherever fine podcasts are downloaded. Please check it out. Red weather.

We have some voicemails that came out of the course. This is the Gary in San Diego. voicemail wine. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a miss. Rock and roll. It's an interesting observation. Hey, Carl. I'm watching Sheet Shittersons'

Settering John documentary for the first time, part one. And out of 66,000 views on here, the most replayed part of the video is when AJ Benda punches John in the face at the beginning of the video.

It's not funny. Go fucking soft. That's funny. I appreciate that. Thanks for checking that out. Husey Cullen. Husey Cullen in with a question for who are these broadcasters? Hey, Phyllis, Big Finn.

It appears Morgan stinks. Oh, this is for who these broadcasts. Well, it never mind, Juzi. I'll send to those guys. This is a question about Whitney Cummings. So I was listening to Drew and Mike, and they were checking out Whitney Cummings and they were going through her comments and there's a lot of people asking questions about what the fuck is going on with her hairline.

I asked the question, Jenny Jingles, what say you? Gotta know. Love the show. See you. I did ask Jenny Jingles about Whitney Cummings' hairline and she did not know the answer to it. Any guesses? I think it's like the true definition of tightly wound.

She's just so tight. Everything is cold back. tight. Well, not everything. Co-host, it's the woke day here. Man, if I knew that all it took to get on WATP was to be a gay retard, I would have been your fucking co-host a long time ago. The amount of, like, actual gay retards you have in your,

in your fan base here, man, it's a little astonishing. I didn't know I was, like, I didn't know I had this big of a community in the Dabalverse. I've never felt more seen or heard as a gay retard who is currently dating a trans furry. I'm not even making that part up. Also, I'm from Detroit, so, like, I know my house is not in the best area, but the gas station on the corner is a lot safer than the Kroger where people actually get shot by my house. So, like, John can complain all he wants. I like the gas station more anyways.

So I have a great day. Don't come school tomorrow. Bye. The gas station thing is getting a lot of people chatting. People cannot figure out what John is going for with this 7-Eleven that's being built. It's wild. It's humiliating. I should be embarrassed.

I forgot. I think it boils down to jealousy, but I could be wrong. Well, there's a lot of, a lot of people are speculating on what's going to happen with this new 7-11. Fucking Tee.

Stuttering John is working at that gas station when it opens. That's fucking bumble. He's probably there putting in an application. That makes a lot of sense. The common mistake people make when they try to figure out what Gino makes because they look at YouTube.

They don't look at. appearances he does. They don't look at the writing he does. They don't look at his stand-up career. I mean, he's got, one gig. One gig in February. And he's got appearances and writing fees.

Yeah. Gino might not be making a ton of money. It's very possible. Paco calling in. Yeah, what's up, crowd? This is Paco. Man, I've been thinking lately, you know, since the recent episodes All right, check it out

There's a gas station 1.8 miles from my house. I'm not too concerned about that, but the thing I want to know about is, you know, if you guys could help me out with this one. There's a CVS, like about a half a mile from my house. Oh, fuck.

Should I be worried? I just got this house in November. All right, man. I'll see you guys later. Shout out to to Titus cheese, I guess. I don't know, guys. We did like a CVS close to the house?

That's how it starts. Yeah, it's rough. All right. It's all downhill. There goes to the neighborhood. Last one coming in. Hey, Carl, look at the last show. You said you dipped chicken McNuggets and honey when you were younger?

Yeah. Like, did your mom pour out honey for you to do that? I'm confused with the mechanic. You meant honey? You dipped them in honey? They literally had the honey packets at McDonald's. Did you guys know about this? Yeah, hot honey.

Yeah. No, no, it wasn't hot honey. It was just regular honey. Perling your tea. Oh, wow. Guys, spy report. Spy report. Yeah.

Children like sugar. Yes, kids dip their fucking McNuggets and honey. I loved it. I would take that over a burger every day. So when I got that voice down, like, do they not offer honey anymore? And I Googled it. It says they still offer honey at most McDonald's. Although hot honey probably is more popular now.

That wasn't a thing when I was a kid, though. I don't think. They're doing it now. Do they have hot honeymoon when we were kids? Andy, because now it's on pizza and all sorts of bullshit. No, I hate that shit. Me too. They didn't.

I think it's made up. All right, guys, thanks for being here and hanging with us so late on this Wednesday. We'll have a new episode this weekend, even though. We'll be in Atlantic City. Come visit us at the Borgata. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Jesus, I got to go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys.

Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Hey, you did the producer Chris thing.