Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep699 - Unlocked with Savannah Chrisley

Episode Date: February 7, 2026

This week we’re talking about a reality star who is famous because of her dad and her guest on the show is her dad. Savannah Chrisley, former Miss Tennessee Teen, sounds like a slow and her father s...ounds like a gay. It’s a very interesting story though, Todd Chrisley was serving time in prison until Donald Trump pardoned him last year.  Jodie B. joins the show to discuss how well Todd clowns his dumb daughter. Frenchie Hana is back with a new food review, this time it’s cookies from Crave Cookies and Soda. Turns out, cookies are delicious. Who knew? Jodie brings us a follow up to Unpurifi3d with Jiamah Violet who heard our review of her show and had a lot of things to say about it. Stuttering John challenges Tookie to a boxing match and we have El Horrible (Tookie) join the show to accept the challenge and even take it up a notch.  Jodie B. - Jodie B.'s show: http://patreon.com/ssotw Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:51 we've all listened separately not discussed it with each other beforehand let's get into it this show hosted by savannah chrisley and her guests on this episode is her dad todd Chrisley this show has 244,000 subscribers this episode from November has 116,000 views. If you don't know who Savannah Chrisley is, you know Savannah Chrisley is producer Chris? No, I had to look them up. She is an American reality TV star and according to the internet. She's an entrepreneur and advocate for criminal justice reform. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:23 The reason for that will be well known pretty soon. She's best known for her roles on the USA network shows. Chris Lee knows best and growing up Chris. What a coincidence. The daughter of reality star and real estate developer Todd Crisley, Savannah is also a former beauty pageant contestant who won Miss Tennessee Teen USA in 2016, and I looked up those photos. Wow. I'm guessing a lot has changed.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I think she looks good. I don't know. She's not a bad looking chick, but I can't imagine the pool's very deep in Tennessee, you know. Yeah, wow. I don't know. There's hot chicks in the south, aren't there? Isn't that what they're known for? That what they make out there?
Starting point is 00:04:00 Let's go find out. biscuits that's what we do down here car that's true okay good point uh she has 3.2 million followers of instagram very popular she's a nepo baby carl that's my biggest observation she's a nepo baby there she is dad is on welcome back to this week's episode of unlocked this is actually the first time i'm having dad on the podcast since you know your extended day yeah i've been very busy but i wanted to help you with your ratings and make sure that you got you know the same amount of exposure as what I've given everyone else. No, my ratings are great.
Starting point is 00:04:34 When Mama comes on, it is amazing. But your mother's not here today. So her dad is, Kevin Meaney is what we're seeing here. This is a gay man, right? He's not according to. Listen, I used to watch the show, actually, to truth be told Carl, I watched the Crisly show when it first came out.
Starting point is 00:04:55 My wife and I would be our little, you know, night, well, let's see what's up with the Crisleys. And you'd think he's very gay. but he loves pussy. He does in many of the shows. He's, you know, I think it's his accent
Starting point is 00:05:04 because he's from South Carolina or something. So he talks like Lindsay Graham. Now, the story with this guy, this real estate developer, is that he committed like tax fraud. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:14 And convicted. And he was convicted and sent to prison for 12 years. Wow. And then Donald Trump was like, yes. Hey, real estate developer. Hey,
Starting point is 00:05:23 not gay guy. I get you. You're cool. And he parted him last year. Yeah. So this guy, I don't know how much of his sentence he did, but not very much of it.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Four years, I think. Topps. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's enough. His wife. Both of them.
Starting point is 00:05:37 They both got, he got the long stretch. She got, I think, like seven years and some, what is the, they watch you after you get out, like supervised home arrest or whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:05:46 So yeah, dude, they were looking down the barrel of the fucking stretch at time. The most surprising about that research I did was wife. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm sure he got straighter in prison.
Starting point is 00:05:58 You'd think that. He came out a different man. He's a, I'm sure. Oh, I don't go that way. Jeez, Louise. I love pussy. Get away from my butthole you.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Someone's going to clip that. Yeah, me. Okay, it's just do it over here. Jesus Christ. All right. All right, Savannah kind of sounds like a retard. Let me just look on here and say. No, I am all four, all four work.
Starting point is 00:06:32 working out. I love it. It's great. I have been busy, you know, world traveling. But I'm getting back on my routine. I did. I took my shot this morning. And I'm good. I'm going to get back on my workout routine. My shots, my peptides. I've got a hole. And now I'm drinking bone broth in the morning. I didn't know what to make of her because I'm not familiar with the reality show. And I thought she was just kind of a ditsy broad. But you're a fan of her. Oh, yeah. I'm more of a fan of Todd, to be honest with you, because he breaks her balls through this whole episode. Like, say what you want about Todd Crisley. He's really good at fucking with people just on shows. It's kind of his thing. And with her, like, I imagine their whole reality at a time was like the righteous gemstones, you know, like Todd. I think it was $30 million. They got, you know, convicted of fraud, whatever. And they would just take the money. They would tell the bank, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got all these assets and we're good for these loans. And then they would give them, you know, $3 million loan. They go blow it on.
Starting point is 00:07:32 on a house and a fucking car and shit like that and then default on the oh we don't have any money and that's eventually what got him got but they were not uh they're very affluent i think is the word the kids use nowadays sure uh well your first clip on here is uh him giving her the business i like it this is the my clip to sum up the show because on her other episodes she's pretty boring and she doesn't really listen and her voice is kind of annoying but todd tears her a new one through this whole fucking episode dude let's just call it what it is okay go ahead Could we please look at your views on you and Chase? What about them?
Starting point is 00:08:10 132,000. See, y'all, this is it. Chase always used to do this stuff to me, too. When their views get low, they throw me up there. Now, listen. Look. I only put you up there two times this week because your mama said that she was getting pissy because I was posting everything with Chase.
Starting point is 00:08:26 No, that's not true. How many views do I have? Listen, let me explain some. 949,000. You don't need anyone to pat you on your back, do you? Because you're your own biggest fan. I am. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:38 We all have to be. No, you don't have to be. Yeah. There's a weird dynamic going on here between Savannah and her siblings. Yes. And it's nonstop like, oh, you're hanging out with Chase. You posted a photo of you and your, and Chase. I guess Chase is your favorite.
Starting point is 00:08:52 It's like, fucking get over it. This woman's like 28 years old. She's almost 30 guy. She's like, yeah. Right. It's constantly this rivalry with her stupid brothers. it's actually pretty pathetic. What was funny about the whole thing is like I sent you an episode that she did with Chase.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And I guess when the parents went to prison, Chase had a spin out or a crash out, whatever they say. And like he got a little bit of dust, a little bit of alcohol. He'd become an alcoholic. And they had to check him into rehab because apparently he went off the deep end and was, you know, stealing money and doing all kinds of nefarious shit. So now she's the golden child. If I was rich and didn't have any work to do. yeah that'd be a big problem i think so too i don't hang in time as the devil's play things or whatever to fuck that's exactly what the saying is very good um yet the way that so this guy
Starting point is 00:09:44 like we were talking about went to prison should have been in prison a lot longer than he was and he seems to like kind of brush it off like it's not a big deal nine post but all of them are basically of my son's let me see let me see it honey no let me see it don't let me see it Go ahead. Not that I give a shit, folks, because I can post whatever I want to. I'm not in prison anymore, which that didn't stop me either. This is crazy show off. He's so flippant about it.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I got a presidential pardon. I wouldn't be like, ha-ha, I'm not in prison anymore with the fuckers. Maybe I would. Yeah. I think you would. I don't think you know yourself. This is a good out of jail free card. And also you can be a dick about it.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Okay, cool. I got the ladder all set. I don't think you know your. So I know. I caught myself immediately. Like, no, I think he said he was texting in prison or posted in prison.
Starting point is 00:10:38 So I guess he probably snuggled a whole laptop in his ass. He's not a cell phone. You got to get a couple dildos out first to make room. He was able to do it. All right. Where do you want to go next? Jody, what you pick up on?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Give me clip three. This was just a fun thing where I guess Savannah poked the bear a little bit. And Todd comes over the top and exposes the whole family for being full of shit. Oh, I raised a big. liars in the world. None of y'all have ever told me the truth. I have found out so much shit about y'all that me and your mama never need. Like what? Y'all have stole cars from us, smoked cigarettes, you've drank, all of you've poured around. So at the end of the day, none of you did what I asked you to do. But you've, I've been pretty good.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah, you have been. I mean, I definitely lied, but like, I've been, I haven't gotten in any trouble. I specifically told you not to steal cars. You stole cars, smoked cigarettes. Swar. Yeah, I don't like that. You took the Lord's name in vain a couple times? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:46 I was like, I've done all of those things. I've never stealing cars. I've never stolen a car. Hey, Carl, have you seen by Honda Accord? No, Dad. Where'd you put it? I don't know. You should have built up to that.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Yeah, exactly. Well, if you parked it there, that's where it would be now. Right, Dad? it's so funny because she goes what did I lie by it's like stole cars she's like yeah you got me that everyone gets a mulligan guilty as charged oh boy so there was the next clip after that my clip four she talks about taking him places and I guess he's just like the bitchy gay guy riding shotgun and he talks about she can't drive and also like his experience at quote unquote
Starting point is 00:12:23 summer camp which is what they call it when he went away got it I did really good when we drove to Alabama. You did, but most of the time, 95% of the time, how many times do I have to cut you out? Well, because I have a car that drives itself, kind of. Now, she ain't doing that shit with me. I did. And I told you get your hands on the wheel. Yeah, well, you were too busy.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I thought y'all. Oh, here we go. Because I fell asleep because they have warned me the hell out. No, because he got in this routine of napping. When I was at summer camp. Yeah. When he was in summer camp. say in prison. You say that like it's a weapon
Starting point is 00:12:59 against me. When he was at summer camp, he got in a habit of napping. And I swear, I thought I was in the car with Grayson again. Because any time we would drive somewhere, he's over there, passed out. We get in the car and he said, I'm just going to close my eyes.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I'm going to pretend I'm back in prison. Give me 10 minutes. Yeah. He actually looks like a young Paul Lynn right there. He's not so square. That would be great. False speed ahead. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:30 So you just heard her complaining about him sleeping in the car. And apparently they were together in a hotel room. They were at a turning point. They're at this convention in San Antonio. Also big involvement with Charlie Kirk, obviously up until September. But fucking she was involved with a lot of that shit too. So she's been Red State, Maga, fucking territory for a few years now. right yeah i was picking up on that um so apparently she also is not fun to be around when she's sleeping
Starting point is 00:14:02 30 minutes later first of i don't snore you snore oh my i do not snore how you know you don't anybody have ever slept with has not said i snore because they are better manners they're not going to tell you that i will tell you you sound like a semi-track that's a liar i have to say If I was laying with her and she was snoring, I wouldn't complain about it either. You might have said her drugs. Yes. He's got some ear plugs. I was listening to one of the recent episodes y'all did with Kevin Smith and Harley Quinn or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Like I feel like it would have been more enjoyable if Kevin Smith would give it to her the way fucking Todd does, man. That's just. That's true. You're right. We're doing another father-daughter. The dynamic here is much better. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:51 It's funnier. He doesn't let shit slide when she says dumb shit. It's pretty great. Well, speaking of dumb shit. So they're talking about she presented a turning point in this arena. I think you were the San Antonio Spurs play. Sure. This huge event there.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And this is good to know. About 12. No, it started when we first got there because security is at an all-time high. And I like turning point has done a great job with their security and making sure that like no stone is left unturned. Better late than never. That's about time. If they figured out the security thing, we probably buttoned up. Yep.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Good. Smart. Dude, I had a clip from that. It's my clip number nine. It's funny because this whole thing, Todd is like trying to get grandbabies at a Savannah. And at that point, I guess you saw a gang of fellas at the turning point rally. Yeah. She was down.
Starting point is 00:15:46 But I don't think Todd had the same kind of business on his mind. And out comes like 12 guys in the camo, snipers. snipers and Savannah looks up and I see her and I'm trying to get her stuff and she goes, I don't know what crime I need to commit but if I knew they was going to arrest me, I would do it right here.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I said, Savannah, get your ass to the car. I said if this is what prison's like, I'll go for a little stay. And so you wouldn't father. Like daughter, right? Well, I didn't say it wouldn't fuck her. No, I know you didn't say that. That's right. That's why it's a follow question.
Starting point is 00:16:28 No further questions. Fair enough. I think if you fuck Savannah, the problem is you got to keep Todd at Bay because he might try to get in your ass too if you're a pretty man. Hey, what are you guys doing on my couch? I'm going to plop down right here between the two of yous. It comes a package deal. No. Also, I would have to listen to her talk probably.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Yeah. It's a fat tone is, well, the snore is not that bad. But her, it's like she has no indoor voice. Like everything that she's doing is just full-blown projection. I don't know what I, but it's almost Haley Welch ish, but she doesn't say as many funny words. God, I miss Haley Welch. I miss her too. That's how I found her, Carl.
Starting point is 00:17:09 So I saw Haley Welch did an interview on this show in particular. It was 30 minutes. And she didn't ask her anything pertinent or any questions that hadn't been asked before, which is why I didn't bring it because it was a fucking nothing. Smart. Yeah. Thank you. So this woman Savannah is back from a European vacation, jet setting all across Europe and shopping.
Starting point is 00:17:28 and shopping, shopping for all sorts of handbags and things that you shop for in Europe. And when you come over in customs, you have to declare all of your purchased items, show receipts, and I'm sure it added up to a large amount of money. And they said, ma'am, that's not even close. The amount of money you said you spent is not even close. And so she was detained. Yes, she was. I was sweating.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I was sweating bullets. Grayson and his girlfriend, she felt my back after she died. laughing because my sweatshirt was soaked i was like oh my god i'm about to go to prison right now this is not fun listen you know you throw the word prison around a little too much for me you're not going to prison for that no they do detain people well that's not prison i do like this guy just being like don't just throw out the pee word around me as if it's nothing yeah it's kind of a big deal at what point does he lord over that he got pardoned and she wouldn't yeah i'm not gonna get you out you can learn from your mistakes young lady you know
Starting point is 00:18:28 Speaking of her mistakes, he says something here that she's fine with. Maybe you understand this better since you watched their TV show. Yeah. I thought this was really fucking creepy. You have gotten a little bit better. I have not just because I stick to myself. I don't know that you're sticking to yourself. I think that when you go M. I, there's some shady shit going on.
Starting point is 00:18:47 No, there's not. I'm just not wasting my money to have you followed them all. No, there's not. Hell yeah. He was spending money to have her followed. It's a very overbearing. father. Holy shit. Yeah. Well, yes, she steals cards from him. Okay, fair enough. I mean, I've never heard with Dan getting a private investigator on their daughter before. Her brother Chase, they're like a year
Starting point is 00:19:11 apart. So it's very close, but like he's borderline retarded. Like he's just been rich his whole life. So he just has no concept of anything. So he's just a man child. And she's only out of that atmosphere because her parents went to prison and somebody else had to start paying the bills, I guess. So, you know, she's still working her way. through life at almost 30. Isn't that wild? I don't pay to have you followed no more. And she just glosses. They probably had this conversation. I would be like, yes, thank you, Daddy. You know what? Now that you mentioned it, Carl, I believe, so she went to college at one point in the show. And I believe she went to Nashville or some
Starting point is 00:19:47 shit. And he paid somebody to spy on her for sure to see if she had dudes coming over and stuff like that. There you go. Well, your clip number 11, he alludes to the fact that she's kind of a loose girl. Oh, not Savannah. Man, you've dated some ugly people. Dave.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I have not. We're going to move on. We're not going to talk about them. No. I can call them about my name. No, because I haven't. You just,
Starting point is 00:20:14 you don't like anybody. That's not true. You know I loved one. Yeah, but you're hard to please. And you are not near as hard to please. Got it. Damn. Also, I wonder why he loved Warren.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Well, that was DeMarcus. That was his favorite. They used to go hang out on fishing trips and stuff at summer camp. Yeah. Is he a size queen this guy? I hope so. Here's something that just pisses me off. It's a little bit too loose and relaxed. Of course, it's a celebrity father and daughters. Not a couch. Fucking producer off Mike. none of you can drive none of you i want to do uber back from atlanta i don't blame i would have uber
Starting point is 00:21:03 you don't have a microphone don't talk yep you're not parker's go asshole yep i just find that really annoying also speaking of things that are annoying listen to what todd admits right here and so she said what do you want i did not say it like that i said i'm gonna order us pizza
Starting point is 00:21:23 and i said what kind of she said pizza hut I said which everybody knows I love pizza why are we pardoning people like this pizza hot fan yeah I think he's part of the 26 fuck it's what's 2026 people still like pizza huts you know what's funny is that every pizza hut in Rochester anyway is something different but they're all built you know like the the pizza hut roof sure that they have you know it was a pizza hot yeah yeah yeah I didn't I didn't know we had any left. No, we don't.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Oh, okay. But the buildings are so. Oh, yeah, the bank that looks like pizza. It's probably still smells like it. It's a daycare. You're like, I'm pretty sure it's a pizza. Can I get some orange drink? I feel like they put a weed dispensary in there now.
Starting point is 00:22:08 That would be all the rage. People get lost stoner and say, oh, you used to be pizza out here. Nope, just weed. Thanks. Move along. Hmm. Can they serve food and marijuana in the same? Is there a commercial zoning issue with that?
Starting point is 00:22:23 I feel like that's a lot. fucking no-brainer yeah so go down the dispensary yeah or out in the parking center yeah great why is no one doing this we'll talk yeah let's fucking do it let's do it so you're gonna do it we're that one place it's up on monroe ave they take for fucking ever to fulfill your order sometimes like you go through and you pick out what you want and then they go back to the back and you have to wait for them to get it yeah that's a perfect opportunity to sell people fucking cookies oh yeah that's really dumb i just stand around watching tv like an idiot oh imagine Frenchie in a dispensary cook
Starting point is 00:22:56 cookery. There's a spoiler coming up. French eats cookies. We got that coming up in just a moment. I love to hear you read the label on a package of weed that would take a day and a half. And try cannabis. 20% can't
Starting point is 00:23:12 cannabis. Can I? Can I? Do you want to go next, Jody? There's one in here, like I said, throughout the thing, he kind of busts on her for not having kids at this point. Give me clip number six. You're 28 years old. It is time.
Starting point is 00:23:31 This is not the ancient days. Let me tell you something about the ancient days. We had our kids. Stop hitting the couch. It comes back on the mic. We had our kids at a time to where that we were the
Starting point is 00:23:46 healthiest of having children. We didn't wait until we was in the geriatric level before we decided to start having kids. Daddy, I'm 28. That's a little long in the tooth. It's time to find you a man and it's time for you to get married and give me two grandchildren, then give them to me and then y'all go do what you want to do.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah, you heard what he said. He says, make babies, you old bitch, and give me some grandkids. Yes. The clip after that, I think he does. I don't think he's playing, Carl. I think he literally just wants grandkids. If I had my granddaughter like that, you wouldn't, I wouldn't ever die of your number. You can call me and check on you.
Starting point is 00:24:25 You act like I'm just going to have my kid and hand it over to you. What was you planning on keeping it? Yeah, that's normally what you do when you have a child. Well, you'll get visitation. Yeah, no. Not if Carl could help it. Can we talk about you going to turning point with me? All right.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Yeah, please. Real quick. Damn, dude, he's going to go back to prison for kidnapping her kid eventually. Sounds fun. Give me those. She's almost to be a Mexican grandma at this point. So that's his problem. Come on, bitch.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Well, since we're talking about turning point, something happens here. And again, she needs her dad's approval so badly. And she's always jealous of her brother. And this is just an example of that. But you really were amazing. I was so proud of you. You looked beautiful. You spoke so well.
Starting point is 00:25:19 You spoke from your heart. It was very authentic. and I couldn't help but cry folks. He did. He actually showed some emotion, y'all. He shows it when it comes to Chase, just not me. No, you just said he cried during your speech attorney point. She's like, yeah, he never shows emotion with me.
Starting point is 00:25:37 You just said he did. How much attention do you fucking need from this guy? God damn. He's so mean to her, Carl. There was one clip 10 he talks about, I guess she takes, she doesn't give the name so maybe it's not ambient or one. Lou Nester, one of the good sleeping pills. But, you know, how old people go, oh, God damn it, I took a little piece of a chunk of her
Starting point is 00:25:58 sleeping pill and it knocked me out for three days and shit. So he's really embellished in that. And then I think he says she has herpes. You tell me. This one right here can take a whole pill. Go to sleep, fight all night long like she's in combat and get up at six o'clock, put her face on and she's ready for the world. I was out for two days.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Literally. Like, we had to make sure you were still breathing. For a crumb. I stay away from her. I don't drink after her. I don't drink up none of my kids. Why? You had us. I had you. When I had you, you was clean. Y'all had been out here running the streets too long. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I might be accused of it, but I ain't going to do it. Daddy, it's a drink. I don't get a shit. I drink after you sometimes. You should. But you just don't know it. Then you drink after me. I'll kill you. You have to keep my damn drinking my hand from now on.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I don't do that. I don't do that. Or like I'll pick you up your drink from Starbucks and I'll take a drink and then I'll, You won't pick me up and bring me nothing else. Oh, Jesus. Definitely think she has herpes. That is a lady, dude. That is determined right there.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Calls her a slut. So she's old. So she has herpes. Yeah. He said I might be accused of a lot of things like, you know, being gay or tax evasion or other stuff. Clip number eight. Clip number eight was another thing he's been accused.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I said, Savannah, I'm not going in a women's bathroom. And she goes, oh, my God, I don't need you to go in the bathroom. I need to go to the bathroom. I said, well, you just started with, I need you to look and see which one of these match the best. And where's the bathroom? So I'm like, contrary to some people's belief, I'm not transitioning, so I was not going to the bathroom with you. That's kind of funny. It is.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I can check, dude. Yeah. You would not, you would not be able to pull it off, I don't think. Why did she have him on the show? Because he's a big celebrity. It's a big get on. You come on and argue with me. embarrass me.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah, will you tell everyone I'm a dirty horror? Please. Yeah. At least you. Long in the tooth. That was the point with Savannah show. Like, I've listened to maybe three or four episodes of this. I just can't really get into it.
Starting point is 00:28:15 She has people on that I don't give a fuck about. She doesn't listen very well. And she yells questions. at them. And so it's not really easy to follow, but having watched the show, I did watch her brother, her mom, Todd at this point. And it's, I think she should just have her family on. That's when it's the best because anything else is just her scrambling through a podcast. Right. Well, that's what the reality shows were, right? The entire family. Correct. Yeah, the dynamic. The dynamic with the family on there. So yeah, Todd, of course, really wants grandkids. He brings us up multiple times throughout the
Starting point is 00:28:49 show. But he also says something interesting here that I think a lot of wealthy parents feel this way. It's because I traveled so much because I want to hit my 30 countries by 30. So it's not like I spent a ton of time in each place. I'd like you'd hit the altar before 30. Okay. Well, that's, that's you. That's you. That is not me. I'm going to end up being 90 years old before I ever have a grandchild with her. First off, you're definitely not going to have one any else way, like anywhere else. I'm going to have them with Chase and Grayson. But Grayson's going to probably have him before you and Chase do. Well, I hope not.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I hope Grayson goes through college, gets him a good job, starts his company, and then he can do it. Well, I want y'all to feel the same struggle I felt. Well, we don't. Why do you want us to have to struggle with our kids? It's not struggle with your kids, but you grow with your children. I mean, I look back on mine when I had y'all. And I'm glad I had y'all at the age that I had you. Yeah, but you didn't really struggle with us.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Savannah, ever since you've been born, I've struggled with you. No. So I think he's saying they're entitled assholes. Yeah, that's what he says. Carl. Yeah, it'd be a lot better if you guys had to work for money and actually make it out of living. Whenever he makes a good point, you just looks at the camera, goes, What is this guy?
Starting point is 00:30:20 No. One thing I do appreciate, like they've been on camera for so long. Like Todd has mastered the office, the fourth wall break where he knows where the camera is and when he's going to say some pertinent shit, he looks and go, can you believe what his bitch just said? So I do appreciate that. But I don't know, like I can't imagine Todd being off. I imagine Todd Chris Lee is on 24-7, 365. Yeah. He's a mover and a shaker of this one.
Starting point is 00:30:47 He's figured it out. What else you want to play on from your clip? package here. I don't have much left, really. I just wanted to watch Todd talk shit to his daughter and kind of give her the reality check. I did see my last clip, 12. Savannah is, like you said, kind of dumb for an almost 30-year-old woman. The Red Light District, that is a real thing. I thought it was just people exaggerated it, but no, it's like a little box this big, just one after the other of women just almost naked, like pulling men in. It was the craziest thing I've ever experienced when I was walking down that street.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Like to me, I was like, this is sad. This is heartbreaking. Yeah, because that's someone's daughter. Well, yeah. And there's no way you're going to tell me that all those women are there by choice. I just can't. I can't wrap my head around that. It was, that was crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:43 But I like the hotel I stayed at. Yeah. No hooker. is there though good job i think it's funny she said that she was in amsterdam where she saw the official red light district and i mean it's not tijuana i can't imagine it's that kind of sad it's there's there's hot chicks trying to get fucked for money in amsterdam it's legal there correct is that not one of the places where it's regulated and warranted and all that shit yeah no for sure she's probably right there's probably a lot of women there like this is not where i expected to end up
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, but. There's lots of places like McDonald's and strip clubs and there's everybody who can say that at some point in their life. Why do you have shitty jobs? That is correct. Yes. Yes. I've never been to Amsterdam or the Red Light District. That doesn't turn me out at all.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Nothing about that is intriguing to me. No, you wouldn't want to go sniff around the Red Light District, Carl. Or the Bunny Ranch or something like that. Like women are just getting fucked all day. Is that interesting to you? Well, if you weren't gay, you probably would think so, Carl. Yeah, good for it. Wait, are there dudes there?
Starting point is 00:32:48 Hold on a second. He's a fag. You have the, Chris is looking at me like, that was the dumbest thing I've ever said in my life, and I've said a lot of dumb things around him. He's just going to be like, you don't like whores.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Okay. I don't know what to tell you, man. Maybe instead of the bunny ranch, you try the boner ranch, Carl. Is it right next door? Yeah. So I can at least tell the Uber to drive me out of the bunny ranch. You can walk. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:33:13 I want to save face. Yeah. All right. Right. Very good. Chris and I were checking in on Frenchie from Frenchie's World. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Frenche just went to crave cookies and soda in Las Vegas.
Starting point is 00:33:36 So as we know, Frenchie's been doing these food review shows. That's her new thing on her Frenchies World YouTube channel. And we saw fried chicken. We saw donuts. Pink box. Now we're seeing cookies. What else did you do? Like some Mexican place.
Starting point is 00:33:54 I don't remember that. She did. Boca. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. So on this one, listen to this description of the video.
Starting point is 00:34:05 It says, hi, dollies. Yes, it's me. The math a effin Japanese doll Frenchi, aka French Paisus, the Japanese doll. please watch video from being to end i'll appreciate that so so so much yeah i'm glad you caught that because i couldn't make the fuck is going on with that she's just japanese dowdow she's turning japanese carl wow i bad want money now her sudden structure is lacking for she right before her eyes she's turning into french he hawn
Starting point is 00:34:46 So she's doing a new thing with her editing technique, and that is the, she's mastering the cold open. I'm going to try the Dubai chocolate right here. The Dubai chocolate. What is she doing? Why is she covering that? She doesn't want to blend in. I know what she's doing. Take a second. They said it is a fan. Okay, so she was showing the cookie to the camera, but putting her hand, behind it in front of her face what do you think she was doing jody when you sit in a car like the people that do food they eat britos and shit in their driver seat to their car a lot of times they'll hold it up and show it to the camera but it's a tight you know you're literally looking
Starting point is 00:35:35 down the barrel of that camera and what they're doing is trying to autofocus what they're holding in their hand oh but the camera so far away here it wouldn't have made a fucking difference which is but she's just seen other people do that and think so that's what you're supposed to do when you're presenting carl yeah okay that makes sense that's talk it out. They said it's a fan favorite. Again, you guys have tried the donut version of this. I try the cake version of this. And then they said they have a shake version of this that's coming next week at the Crave cookies shop. And I was like, oh, wow. So I might go try that off for you guys too, but I don't know. But let's try this out right here. Did you guys know that,
Starting point is 00:36:20 that Dubai chocolate can come in cake form, cookie form, donut form, shake form. Jelly roll now? They're just really trying to stuff it down my fucking throat. And I don't even like Dubai chocolate. Fuck that stuff. You know who does like Dubai chocolate? That would be Frenchihanna. Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Look at this editing. Video overlays and music. Oh, my gosh. So she fucking loves it. She's lost her mind. She's laying back in her. chair like she's going to heaven it's all happening now what's crazy about this is that's the cold open and then you see the little intro thing and you see her walking to the cookies place yes and then
Starting point is 00:37:12 this thing that we just saw happens four minutes later and it's only a 15 minute video it's a 50 minute video so like the cold open is ridiculous like we see that whole thing all over again very long three to half minutes later she dug up the lead carl yep uh all right so she's going to present these uh these cookies Yes, it's me, French, and I'm back at it again with another video. Yes, so you guys, you guys, what I have right here is some cookies. Yes, you guys, I have some cookies right here from this place called Crave Cookies. Stop saying cookies in there. I love this.
Starting point is 00:37:55 She goes, yeah, it's your girl, Frenchie. I'm back with another video. this video has 16 views on it and I'm guessing you and I are three of those yes and it sounds like jody b's watched it four or five times so i don't know that anyone else is watching these videos but whatever you got to you know hope that it catches on at some point is she shooting this from a fucking library like where is she right now there's just nothing on the wall dude she's it looks like she's being detained or so it looks like an interrogation room right for sure i've never seen a room like this where there's just no art i'm
Starting point is 00:38:28 on the wall and it's so sterile looking even the color of the wall yeah it's just sterile it looks like a card table yeah it would be funny if she had gotten arrested and that's what she asked she's like could i have some cookies and then she just doing this for the interview thing through the reverse glass mirror where she's like today we in jail we are going to be trying crumble cookies yes they're like she can't stand trial she's not saying they said this one is a fan favorite and fans don't have mouths so I wonder how the fans enjoy the cookies. God damn it, man. All right, so then she shows off the box, she's very excited about this box that the cookies came in.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Crave cookies without limits. So that's what it says on the box. And she's showing it to the camera for too long. Again, no, no, this is four words. I read it. I got it. Thanks, though. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah, you read it to us. And then I don't know what she's talking about here. I don't know what this means. Get in tune to these cookies. Mm-hmm. Look at that. Yeah, look at that. These cookies look so beautiful and good.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Yes. Mm-mm. Mm. We had a patented yes on that one. Get in tune with these cookies? What does that mean? Is that a thing? Jody.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I got nothing for that. buddy yeah i don't know i don't know what that is so so she's showing off the cookies in the box with the unsteady phone camera sure that she's using and then she puts them on a tray like she did with the donuts and there's another 17 seconds of just unsteady yeah showing the six cookies that's her ammo it's like okay cool good uh now the first cookie she tries is the dubai chocolate which we saw in the cold open yeah that's classic and um listen to what she says here chocolate the dubai chocolate yeah chocolate you never had it i'd like some chocolate please i actually have something to just it i think that would help you kind of go to the red light district for the
Starting point is 00:40:43 chocolate uh all right this is another crazy thing because as we pointed out she is eating the worst food oh yeah a dozen donuts yeah and this is the thing is she's not tasting anything it is an eating context. She's just eating it. Yeah, that's true. You guys, I think I just gained weight today and that I wasn't supposed to. Yeah, me too. I can't wait that I wasn't supposed to. Yeah, you're eating six cookies. Giant fucking cookies. You're eating donuts. Like, yes, you're going to gain weight from that. They're not supposed to. And just like with the donut review,
Starting point is 00:41:30 The only napkin on the table is the receipt. Oh, I have a clip coming up, Chris, because I was thinking of that. It triggers me. It's so frustrated because she's also has a glass of milk that she's dunking the cookies in. And half her arm is going into the fucking milk. And she's dunking the cookies in. I'm like, what the fuck? Get a paper towel.
Starting point is 00:41:48 That's gross. Yeah. Is she pull her sleeve up or does she dunk that drug rug in there? Yeah. She's got the fucking hemp. Get some sweater in there. This one tastes like the. the chair at the bus station.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Yes. All right. I'm calling her out right now. And I'm usually very patient with Frenchie. Yes. I give her the benefit of the doubt most times, more so than I should for some reason. But this pissed me off.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I don't think French should be telling us shit about cookies. All right. You guys. And before I started, as I have these cookies sitting in my refrigerator for like 40 minutes. So yeah, I don't like cookies straight out of the oven. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Fuck you. You've lost all credibility. She wants a cold cookie. Carl, we've been through this with tacos and a couple of other things now, bro. Don't step off in this. You're going to be getting voicemails for eight months just going, dude. Listen. It's so true.
Starting point is 00:42:54 You don't put the cookies in the freezer first? Oh, corn tortillas and cookies out of the fucking oven. I want my cooking to be warm and I want my corn tortilla crispy. Is she nuts with that? She puts them in the refrigerator to cool them down. Yeah, she is nuts, Carl. You don't have to ask. Maybe she doesn't have AC.
Starting point is 00:43:13 She's in Vegas. Could you imagine? This woman is literally crazy. And I'm like, is she crazy? Yes. That's why we talk about her. Oh, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Good point. Obviously, Carl. Okay. This is funny because she used to do by cookie. It gets a 10 out of 10. The ratings on this episode are pretty amazing. The Dubai chocolate gets a 10 out of 10. And then she's ready to try the next cookie,
Starting point is 00:43:38 which is this peanut buttercup thing with butterfingers in it or something like that. I see it, dude. It looks delicious. It does. It does like the way. Everything looks delicious. They're cookies. But it's so funny how distracted she gets right here.
Starting point is 00:43:53 So it's butterfingers in the inside. That's what they told me. And with a recess cup right here. it doesn't make any sense on the name but it is what is oh my gosh hold on hold on this
Starting point is 00:44:09 she said it doesn't make any sense on the name was it called a buttercup because that would make a lot of sense for Butterfinger and peanut buttercup it was peanut butter cup and chocolate chips or something like that it makes more sense than you think Frenchy
Starting point is 00:44:24 yep no it all made perfect sense she gets very confused by receipts Whatever she's reading her receipt, it fucks her up. But yeah, check this out. So she's holding up this cookie. She's talking to us about it. You'd think that the next thing she's going to do is take a bite. Let us know what she thinks.
Starting point is 00:44:37 But it is what is. Oh, my gosh. This right here is phenomenal. Yeah, we talked about that. So she goes and picks up the Dubai chalk and it goes, this is really good. Like, yeah, yeah. It's going to be hard to follow. You'd think it would be.
Starting point is 00:44:57 But let's find out how she feels about the decision. second cookie that she eats oh my god okay okay you guys okay you guys okay you guys you guys this is really good yeah frenchy cookies are delicious yeah what did you think was gonna happen they know she's got that molly i'm looking for she's just tripping on cookies Correct me if I'm wrong? Because I feel like I've heard all these, but is this the most excited she's been for food yet? Like ends up in and kind of like cookies.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yay. Oh, she loves cookies. And the editing's over the top. She's over the top. And next week, sugar packets. I give the Splenda to 10. Splenda, whatever the fuck. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:51 She tries the third cookie, which is a chocolate chip cookie. See what she thinks about that. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Come on. I need one more. Why? Man. You know what it tastes like. Oh, Lord. Tea.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah, get it. You're not to 10 as well. All right. So all three are 10 out of 10 for these cookies. Does it bother you when she shoves her arm in the milk? Yes. Slurps on it. Yes. I think the slur be a little more than dipping her fingers in there.
Starting point is 00:46:35 That's fine. Earlier, too, the milk was like way far away from her. So just dripping all over the table. Yeah, she grabbed it by the milk. That's how that works. All right. So the chocolate chip cookie is another 10 out of 10. Next, she's going to the snickerdoodle cookie.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Yeah. Let's see what's see what happened. Same of this cookie. Good job, Frenchie. Let's go. Oh my gosh. You guys, that one right there is a 10 as well. You guys, I'm already knowing these two last ones are going to be good too.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah, see what you're in the mood for cookies today. So all four have been 10 out of 10 so far. Amazing. This next cookie, the fifth cookie she has gives her an orgasm. I don't even know how, how this. works the best of the best all first though look at how so her fingers are obviously covered in shit there's no napkins around her she's picking up her phone with her pinkies yes try to navigate her phone for some reason that to want to mess things up the best best cookies i have 10 out of 10
Starting point is 00:47:54 Oh my gosh. The cinnamon and then the frosting on top. Oh. I'll have what she's having. Oh, yeah, dude. Jesus Christ. So a fifth one is a 10 out of 10. That one got a real excited.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Now, um, here's a, the sixth cookie. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've lost track. There's another cookie and then the last one. The bonus cookie. In Vegas? Really?
Starting point is 00:48:32 In Vegas? Yeah. Cooking cookies like this? Oh, I love it. I love it. Another 10. Oh. That's another 10.
Starting point is 00:48:47 All right. Now, as you've pointed out before, producer grass. Yes. Sometimes she eats too much of the cookies and the food that she's sampling gets full yeah and then things start stop getting so delicious so let's see what happens with this final cookie the sixth cookie can it be six tens let's find out okay this one is a nine not my favorite this one is a nine and I love Orioles too I love Orioles but this one is just a nine just a nine but then she qualifies this she does go on to say it's a
Starting point is 00:49:25 pretty high nine yeah it's a strong strong nine yeah but it's a nine is a fucking phenomenal yeah it rounds up to ten it's just a nine a Rochester nine is amazing I just want yes I'm all for it pine for a nine be amazing she also tells us the amount of money she spent on these cookies it was twenty seven dollars and twenty nine cents it's always very important to her the exact dollar amount of the food that she purchases I don't know if that's for like IRS purposes I'm sure it is She's like, check the video. I even say the amount on the video.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Yeah, yeah, we believe you. Maybe she tries to return him. That's why she keeps the receipt. Interesting. Keep talking shit, dude. She's going to show up at Hackamania and fucking push you in her ass. Yeah, she's going to give you a wedgy and a leggy and all kinds of stuff. She's going to bully your ass, dude.
Starting point is 00:50:14 She could kick my ass. I know. She's so jazz. All the while smiling and saying, yeah. Yes. I'm like, no, no, she gets. Yes. And take that, Mr. Carl from Waddea Day podcast.
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Starting point is 00:51:33 Jody B, the last time you were on the show. Yeah. Was back in August. It was episode 650. Okay. And we talked about this podcaster. Her name is Giamma. Giamma Violet.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Yes. And the show is called, Carl. The show was called Unpurified. And this woman. is interesting. She is a black, non-binary, panromantic, demisexual Christian, which all of those things seem normal until you say Christian. They're like, wait, what? What kind of weirdo is this? You could just say abomination. That's the right word, I think. Abomination is another term for it. So, Jody, you were checking this out. I've not heard these clips
Starting point is 00:52:16 yet, but why are we, why are we looking back at this woman? If there's one thing, I mean, it's non-binary. I'm sorry. This, this, it, they, them thing. as a search listener of who are these podcasts, Carl, I know there's nothing you like more than when somebody happens to hear an episode and happens to have a rebuttal to maybe some of the mean and hurtful things that we say about their podcast. Yay, I love that. That's exciting. So she actually heard what we had to say about it.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Usually they end up coming on the show later. That's true. It has happened. Well, I will see how you feel about it by the end of this, Carl, because there's a few levels, and we're going to watch her process all this in real time, the steps, the acceptance, and that whole thing is going to happen in the next little segment I have. So just to keep everybody in the loop, my first clip is the intro to the show so y'all can remember who Jimeo was.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Hello, my name is Jayama, and you're listening to Unpurified the Ramblings of a Black Queer Christian. For today's episode of the podcast, I just wanted to let you guys know about what's been going on with me. and for this episode, I wanted to address some haters. All right. I don't care about what's going out with you. Let's get rage to the haters. The haters. I just thought that was funny by name.
Starting point is 00:53:33 And like I said, Carl, the title was dealing with haters. And I go, I wonder what this is going to fucking be about. It was two or three months after the fact. You had to be so excited. Oh, Carl. 20 minutes dedicated to you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Oh, boy. Clip number two was, like I said, this is how I took it in as it was. coming out and this was heard talking about how we were talking that mess. So I was Googling my name and I found this podcast. I thought it was my podcast because they have my title in as their title for the podcast. So it showed up as like, it showed up as my title. So I'm like, I'm thinking it's my stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:17 And I click on it and it's not my stuff. somebody else's website. And so I was like, who is this? And it's some podcast that I've never heard of. And people talking mess about me on their podcast. So first of all, you confused her, I guess, with the trash can logo and everything. She didn't realize it wasn't. This has to be my podcast. But she deserves it because she's Googling her whole name. That is funny. She brought it on herself. And I, nobody tagged her. I never said hi to her.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Like, and I even said in her episode, I said, this gal is fine, whatever, you know, don't go be mean to her. She's just a crazy person living in the world. So she did this to herself. And that's by the way, uh, one of the, you know, people explain how much of a marketing genius. I hear that a lot for sure. And they're right.
Starting point is 00:55:07 I am. And one of the reasons why I am a marketing genius is because I get all these podcasters finding themselves because I title every episode, whatever podcast are reviewing. And then idiots like this, Google themselves find it. And that's how we have some. many one-star reviews. It's true. What would a non-marketing genius call it?
Starting point is 00:55:26 Randall podcast person, episode 28th. But it's a point of fact, fuck you. You almost never tag people for that reason. We're like, we're not trying to just pick on somebody. It's a joke. We take a show. We roast it.
Starting point is 00:55:39 We talk shit. And like, if you want to listen to it, fine, but we're not picking a fight with you, motherfucker. So true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:55:46 And in fact, I make it very clear that if you do hear it and you're offended by you can pretend you never heard it and don't care about it and improve silently yeah right or just quit podcasting that happens go away her saying she's never heard of our podcast I'm like aw yeah I'm really trying to reach the black non-binary panromantic demisexual Christian community that was our goal for 25 my clip number three is just entitled uh-oh and that's when I got to this point I They go, uh-uh, we're in trouble. And they put my name in their description, and they were talking about their like,
Starting point is 00:56:24 this extra heavy set. That's what I thought was crazy. I was like, y'all, I can like, I'm the fattest girl to ever exist. And I was like, okay, so I already kind of do what type of time they were on. But I decided to listen to it because I get so like, I don't know how to explain the way that I feel when I see things that are. directed towards me. And I'm like, I have like the strongest urge to want to hear people out. And I'll be like, okay, like, well, maybe it's not as bad as it's going to be.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Like, maybe it's not that bad. Maybe they're not that bad. Maybe I can hear them out. Maybe I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. And it's like, I need to stop giving people chances. Yeah, we weren't looking to enjoy it. We were like, let's hope she wins us over with this one. It only happened twice, I think, in the history.
Starting point is 00:57:18 of WATP and rap was one of them so yes Michael Rap report for sure well poor Andy comes over I'm just like this shows great like oh I just pulling clips saying he sucks but okay okay so now we're gonna get into the hate she did listen to some of the show she has some feedback and I think she boiled it down to what the problem was Carl clip number four he clipped a YouTube video and that's how they saw what I looked like and they were like oh you're so big you're so big and they're being racist and i was like what these are the type of people because i couldn't see their faces i can only hear them and they sounded like three 40 to 50 year old white men
Starting point is 00:58:04 okay that's you guys not me i'm a young person she's talking about you now fair enough fair enough we're racist on that show no i called her jemima i called her jemima a couple times, but that's not racist. That's just fucking up her name. Right. And the young guy was particularly racist. And even whiter, if you can believe it. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Now, look, you guys have been through this a bunch now. You've had people respond and what is Carl? Ding, ding, ding. What's the first response you always get when somebody wants to have a rebuttal to what you say on WATP, Carl? I've known credibility, probably. Or jealous? jealous oh that's a good one too
Starting point is 00:58:49 clip number six you've heard a story you've heard a thousand times Carl even if you want to call it a critique like why would you take someone who's so small and put it on your huge platform like I've never heard of them before but you know there's white people white people know other white people so I'm like I don't understand
Starting point is 00:59:10 I don't understand why you felt the need to put me on your podcast Like even if that, because that's like essentially their whole premise of their podcast is to like make fun of other people's podcasts when I'm like, you have no, no. You have no creativeness of your own. Like you're not doing anything. That's the one. You're not producing any fruit of your own. So I'm like, I feel like people who do stuff like that just want to like make fun of people who are actually contributing to society and like actually contributing.
Starting point is 00:59:47 creatively. And I'm like, you just want to make fun of people because I'm like, you have nothing to offer. So it's like you don't, you don't know how to handle that. So you just make fun of other people who can. Yeah. That was all the greatest hits. She thinks she's contributing to society. And we're jealous of creativity. We're, we're suck and we're hacks, obviously like every other person say. Sorry, that one was a little bit longer. It's okay. She got us good. She got us good with that one. Oh, she's going to tear your ass up by the end of this car. The next one was funny. I took personal offense to it because like I said, make a note. Never have Jody B on the show ever. This is not going well.
Starting point is 01:00:28 And I'm like, where you saying Jody B regular slot? Got it. Clip number seven was her. Now, I don't think she knows the difference between the three of us. By the way, that she keeps saying the man, that guy, the dude on the show. Like, I don't think she realized it was three of us, number one. Probably not because white people are all the same. We all know each other. Well, in my next clip, you'll realize she's got some mental health issues. So maybe she thought we were four or five different people. I don't fucking know. And they avoided, like, they started talking about me in so many different ways.
Starting point is 01:00:59 But they avoided the fact that I have schizophrenia. They avoided the fact that I am in therapy. They avoided the fact that I have a delusional disorder, that I hear voices. They didn't mention any of that. And I feel like they did that on purpose to, see like to be like oh like this is just some random person mental illness can literally drive you crazy carl i want to point out i said the bitch was crazy at one point we talked about her talking to her therapist and made fun of her for wanting to kill herself like we knew
Starting point is 01:01:34 that she was fucking nutty and how dare she say that i didn't mention i said all those things also someone who's schizophrenic is endlessly fascinating to me i'm leading with that if I know that information. That's what's most offensive about this rebuttal is that she said we ignored all that. Definitely not. Yeah. If I know you're just schizophrenic, I'm leading with that. Oh, yeah. Look, I said the suicide thing, and it was just funny. This was right after that. And she was like, Dave, and talked about me wanting to kill myself. Oh, yeah. Well, we're just trying to have a good time. It was funny because we did it. Yeah. I feel like they are showing that they're jerks because they made, they took a clip of like when I was like, contemplating suicide and I put that in one of my podcast episodes and I was talking about that
Starting point is 01:02:21 and they just like made fun of me and acted like they're like oh no don't do it Jesus loves you don't do that that's pretty funny I'm like okay I really don't understand how you can be so cruel to a person because I'm like, I am literally talking about killing myself. And you look at me and you just stomp on me as I'm on the ground dying. What? You just come over and kick me. No, we were laughing, not kicking. And it's like, I don't even understand that.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Like, I don't understand how you can be that evil of a person. Oh, geez, that's like a turn. Carl, you evil white piece of shit. It was good-natured ribbing before. I know. I thought we were all having fun and she was giving us a chance and stuff. Is ribbing like when somebody's on the ground and you kick them on the fucking chest? Yeah, I guess that's. How's this for a real natured kindness?
Starting point is 01:03:24 Now look, so the crazy thing about this is because she's a little unbalanced. It goes back and forth, Carl, like through this whole thing. It's like a roller coaster. She's mad and then she's laughing and like, well, but you know, that's the way it goes. But also these motherfuckers did this. But, you know, sometimes. So this was clip nine. And she said nice things about you, Carl.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Oh, good. They were, like, saying nice things. Like, they liked the title of my YouTube channel. Like, the YouTube video that they took from, that they clicked from, they liked the title of that. They thought that was interesting. They plugged my book and they liked the title of my book because they thought it was cute. And so I'm like, okay, so I'm like, you can tell they like that. And then, like, he was, like, talking about how, because he's.
Starting point is 01:04:11 He clipped me talking about girls who get obsessive over Jesus. And he was like, I like my girls clingy. He was like, I like my girls clingy. I like that actually. And so I'm like, you like the things that I'm doing. You love it, Carl. Not on my watch. Watch you, dude.
Starting point is 01:04:32 He reminds me of Jamarmalade a little bit. When he came back, he was just like, they liked my music, but they made fun of my typos. I could do better with my typos. sure well I thought it was funny that she was recognizing that we did have some constructive things to say and we didn't like completely shit on her we say here's her book go buy her fucking book give her money whatever the thing like don't be mean to her but she's a wacky bitch she's a bit wacky she's gonna be a new review girl I bet oh yeah she may join join the show for sure she told me in clip 10 she said that I was obsessed Carl that was the word because I spent so much time a lot of people don't know what to do with me and like they're just they find me or they just can't handle me or they get obsessive and that's the thing like my haters all of my haters throughout my life have been obsessive over me like that man in that podcast episode studied me for
Starting point is 01:05:28 hours oh yeah he watched hours of my content he knew so much about me it was strange it was strange. He knew so much about me. And I'm like, good Lord. You watched a lot of my stuff for you to supposedly not like me. You watched hours of my content. And they were just making fun of me the whole time. She just joined the ranks of steel toe and stuccio. Patrick Michael, the OG. I mean, what's the alternative that we come in here not knowing anything and just be like, I listen to like 30 seconds of it. I think she sucks. I thought that's what she did.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Like I sent the thing. I know I watched or listened to probably three episodes of her show, but I'm not, I didn't go back and run the gauntlet. Like, I fucking listen to enough to get clips. So I'm sorry that I didn't actually do that, Jemima. And if you need me to, I'll go back and watch some of your videos. No, no.
Starting point is 01:06:29 You're too obsessed, Jody. That's something. I like they're like, oh, am I not obsessed enough? I can be more obsessed. Like, that's what you're saying at all, Joe. I'll set the, go ahead, Jody. stop with this obsession, Joe. He texts me day and night about this woman.
Starting point is 01:06:43 He's just nonstop. It's like, Carl, do you see on purified drop to new episode? I don't care, Joe. I can't stop. She's clouding up my mind. I can't. Clip number 11. So we were talking about, I think we want to fuck her.
Starting point is 01:06:58 I think is what she was getting at, which is, I mean, I never banged a black chick. So, I mean, if she let me, I might try. But I, I don't think I'll be able to make. it work, Jemima. I've never banged a non-binary pan-romantic demisexual before. Bingo. I've had Christians, though. So I got that covered. Because he mentioned like my YouTube videos. He didn't clip the other ones that he mentioned, but I know he watched him. Yeah. And I'm like, you are, you're a freak. You are a freak. You are a freak. And that's the thing. Like a lot of times with these men, it's like, men, it's always like, I don't know how to explain it. It's always a sexual undertone. If a man is dissing a feminine presenting person, they are always attracted to you in some ways.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Yeah, we're just, we're just pulling her pigtails. That's what we were doing. You're just sitting over here being a couple niggers. Is that what you're saying? I don't like that. I had clip number 12. I think she's talking to producer Chris because I could remember she said the man at the end. And I'm like, that's got to be Chris because he always says the funny shit last. So this one goes right out to you, bud.
Starting point is 01:08:23 I don't even know how to explain it. Like he was obsessed with me. And then the man at the end, because at the end of them talking about me, the man was like, he's like, oh, I would love to be her sex slave for a week. Like, really? Really? Really now. Really now.
Starting point is 01:08:49 He said I turned him on and that he wanted to be my sex slave for a week. It's a comedy show. And I was like, okay. And that's what it is. It's like there's so many like hateful, hateful men. like men really like hate women and femme presenting people yeah why do you sound flirty when you're talking about right I got this this woman the other element to this was her talking about her dating life right yeah yeah to Jesus that's right that's right they were odd and got
Starting point is 01:09:26 off again with Jesus correct but didn't she have sex slaves and stuff too that she was into I'm sure that's why the man at the end said that yeah right I forgot about that whole part yeah Jesus fascinating actually. I like to get Pete on. That's my favorite part, says Chris. Out of the actual episode, though, Jody, it's pretty fucked up. They just out of them like that. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Everybody can go back and listen to him, just drool over Jamea. That was his favorite, he said. Yep. So we got, I don't know, we're three quarters halfway through the episode at this point. And like I said, it's up and down. And this is where it starts to take a little dip again, Carl. I'm sorry. Everybody, we're going to go down a little bit.
Starting point is 01:10:09 We find out a clip 13. She actually got her feelers hurt. Oh, fuck. God damn. A lot of people act like, they'll be like, don't let the haters see you upset. Don't let the haters make you sad or like, I don't know, something like that. Like, they'll just be like, don't let them see you when you not your best self. And I'm like, I'm not a shit.
Starting point is 01:10:37 ashamed or afraid to admit that these people hurt my feelings. I'm not ashamed or afraid because I'm real. I'm very real. And these people hurt my feelings. These people were very mean to me and they hurt my feelings. And I don't think that's cool. Yeah, we're just some white racists, you know, I don't care what we have to say.
Starting point is 01:10:59 You guys are like 50 years old, she say. A bunch of old white racists. Devils. Oh, that sucks. I hate to hear that. We're just trying to have a little follow around here. Oh,
Starting point is 01:11:10 clip 14, she tells you how she feels really. We're just a bunch of meanie beginis. Is that what you call them, Carl? Fuck, yes, I hate it on real thick.
Starting point is 01:11:18 Meenie. I don't think you're good for that. I don't think you're funny for that. Like, you're a jerk, you're a bully. It shows not for you, that.
Starting point is 01:11:27 You're mean. Stop Google your name. I don't like you. I don't like you. I love you. Maima. You're my favorite. Yeah, we like you.
Starting point is 01:11:38 We like you. So if we're just being arbitrarily mean, it shouldn't hurt your feelings. That's true. And if there's something that struck a chord with you, take a look at it. Yeah. I mean, there was that thing that Jody B said that was really fucked up. He's like, look at it's a black person. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Like, dude. She's so sad. Have you shown her to Dick Masterson? She's so fat. I remember Joe and you were like, hey, look at this woman's black. And I'm like, why would you do that? Jesus, what is you thinking with that shit? We're all having a big laugh over that.
Starting point is 01:12:10 So the roller coasters coming and back around the last loop. We're coming back. Now, it was some personal growth here. And listen, some of you other people that hear the show and get mad and clip it and want to sue Carl and stuff. Like sometimes you have to process it. People talk shit. It's going to happen. And you just have to deal with your fucking emotions is what she says.
Starting point is 01:12:29 And I was like, holy shit, she's grown here. Like she's actually taking this in stride. over the course of a 20 minute podcast. She's figured this out. It's amazing. You know, I don't like when people say to like to essentially hide it because it's like you have to, you have to feel your emotions. That is the only way you're going to get through it.
Starting point is 01:12:53 You have to feel your emotions. You have to, you have to feel it. You got to feel it. And if you got to cry, if you want to cry, cry. you want to punch a pillow in the face punch a pillow in the face like if you got to do what you got to do constructively don't try and kill the person
Starting point is 01:13:16 you know so wait what they're going you got to feel your emotions yeah but she was also suicidal like maybe she should feel her emotions a little less you know how long should throw that out there as a possibility you're just lousy with your feelings she's obviously doing that too fuck the pain away I'm running out of room over here.
Starting point is 01:13:36 So she said there, I'm sure you caught it. She says, oh, it's good to deal with your feelings and you can learn from it. And it's the positive to deal with that and grow. Don't actually go kill those people. What she wrapped that sentence up with.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Right. Punch a pillow in the face. Don't go murdering people. That's, that is useful advice, I would say. Now, Carl,
Starting point is 01:13:57 this is the money shot. Clip 16. It says, you're in deep shit, hamburger. Uh-oh. Because my thoughts, my immediate thoughts were like, I should sue them. Yeah. Or I should kill them.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Wow. Like I really was like, I should kill them. That's wild. Or I should get my man to do it because he's done it before. Jesus. Jesus, yeah. But I'm like, you know, what does that say about me, right? If I know what murdered the people who hurt me, what does that say about me?
Starting point is 01:14:33 says you're way more evil than I am. Yeah. I know. Going around killing people at random, don't ask Jesus to do your dirty work. Jamima, you fuck. This literally is the Suthering John thing where he's going to have my legs broken
Starting point is 01:14:45 and then he was going to sue me more than he did. But that's not the point. I'm going back here is now where it's like, I'm either going to sue them or have them murdered. Yeah. Dude, I wanted to stop it and play a, what did Jamima say next game?
Starting point is 01:14:58 Yeah, I would not have guessed that. Holy shit. God forbid. Jami. teams up with Frenchie. Oh, fuck. Yeah. French would be the muscle. The good news is, Carl, I don't think
Starting point is 01:15:11 Jemiah is going to sneak up on you. So as long as you... It's a good point. Where's the sun go? Whoa. Is that a giant parking cone that keeps getting a little closer to me every time I look away? You're lucky, Carl. My clip 17, you're safe that she can't get you
Starting point is 01:15:29 from a distance. And that's what she admits here. You know, but this is why. can't keep a gun. I legally cannot own a gun because I'm crazy and I would kill somebody. When you know, you know yourself.
Starting point is 01:15:52 But you know, it might still be on the table. My man taking them out. It might still be on the table. You know, everybody dies at one point. Right. Everybody blank.
Starting point is 01:16:09 Wow. He was going to die anyway. It's a difference. He's spitting facts. Everybody does die at some point. YouTube's terms of service or whatever. But, you know, she said up the conversation. I can't, I'm sorry, I can't keep a gun
Starting point is 01:16:23 as if it's been taken away. Yeah, yeah, I noticed that too. I don't like the sound of that. She just loses it in her folds and she'll pick a titty up and AK-47 falls up. Oh! Hey, there's Anthony Kuby's gun that he was looking for. I doubt it. So, Jayama,
Starting point is 01:16:38 I just want to let you know that if You do feel like you have some homicidal rage against me. I live in the Northwest Quadrant of Cape Coral in Florida. And just go to the bar. Go to the bar and find the person who's bragging about their podcast. That's me. Yeah. Find the guy who saw everyone with an ear shot, how famous he is.
Starting point is 01:16:59 That's me. Take him out. YouTube's terms of service. YouTube's terms of service. Now he's trying to put a hit out on me. Now he's trying to get a fat black lady to shoot me in a bar. boxing rain. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:17:17 For a Christian, I would think that having homicidal rage would be frowned upon. It's supposed to turn the other cheek. Yeah. You're supposed to get drunk and rape kids. That's what they do, right? I didn't say Catholic.
Starting point is 01:17:30 I didn't say Catholic specifically. I just said Christian. Oh, you've got to said Mormon too or fucking Muslim. I don't know. There's a lot of bad, a lot of bad apples. I'll put it, put it that way.
Starting point is 01:17:40 It's not all bad. We got one more clip. wrap it up with a bow. This is after she says, you know, you're lucky she can't shoot you. You better be on the lookout, Carl, because I think God's coming for you. You'd be surprised what he would do. And that's the thing. The thing about God is that he takes a long time.
Starting point is 01:17:55 Yep. So you do gotta wait, but he will move. He will move. We've been busy wiping out of those Palestinians, but he'll get around to me eventually. Now, here's your thing. You said, you're going to take a while. This episode, I believe,
Starting point is 01:18:12 was from like four months ago. So nothing's happened yet. That's good. So just give it to God. And he'll do it for you. She is crazy. All right. It's good.
Starting point is 01:18:34 She's fine. She's even got the crazy laugh. Just to let us know. Like if this was a movie, you'd be like, that's a little over the top. Like, okay, we got it.
Starting point is 01:18:43 That's the crazy person. You don't have to. pour it out so thick yeah i call it ominous that's why i closed with it car that was the last part i heard and i said well i'm gonna be sure and run this up the ladder because i bet carl would love to hear that just as a precaution yes good to know if i am murdered the list has grown of who the potential suspects would be hell yeah god damn that's a long list everyone's gonna want to claim did he have the enemies how much time you got oh there's so many people dancing at your fucking grave dude.
Starting point is 01:19:15 I know. Oh, look to Lindy hop. Chetty jingles. The isotopes are playing. And they're better than they used to be. What the fuck? Everybody clap your hands.
Starting point is 01:19:35 I don't like my funeral now. It sounds awful. It's fine. You're a good time. Like what Burke Chrysier was talking about how he hopes he wants to be able to see funeral and people like crying oh yeah stuff yeah i want to be there for the celebration you guys are all having sounds fun all right we'll be back again at 10 yeah the next calling hours coming in a few minutes stick around whole fucking you guys were great i want to thank you for coming
Starting point is 01:20:04 and carl for going uh all right speaking of my enemies And the show was taken down. He got struck last night. Oh, what ironic? Wahapa, which is quite ironic when you see how the episode started off with John is shot out of a cannon. And he is ready to start striking other people. Everybody knows that. He's a newspaper.
Starting point is 01:20:56 He's a shit way. Yeah. Oh, my God, is he getting desperate? Holy shit. Skull! Yep. Pinky's getting struck today. That's the fact, Jack. Doesn't man.
Starting point is 01:21:20 I'm just protecting my rights. You can't say, yeah, Pinky's getting struck today. Because he's using, he's weaponizing the DMCA process here. And then just be like, I'm just protecting. my rights. No, you're obviously not. You're choosing who to strike and you're threatening them and celebrating it. And John does get struck on this episode for a very specific reason, the old YouTube's terms of service. And there's a certain person that he was going after on this episode specifically. And that is one, El Hariblay, aka Tuki, joining us on the show. What's up, El
Starting point is 01:22:02 Hariblay. Let me tell you something, clever, Carl. I was soaking in my hot tub in the hot waters, in the cold mountains, much like the mountains on the cans of beer that scatter this idiot's floor. I couldn't resist the
Starting point is 01:22:18 call once I got it to return to the big show to address this idiot's brain which soaks as well in the fermented alcohol of stupidity. Thank you for having me. Thank you so much for coming on, Because there are challenges.
Starting point is 01:22:35 And I want to know how you address those challenges. But first, before we get into that, John has been trying out new characters lately because he can't watch clips anymore because it would be hypocritical, although he does watch clips, but it would be hypocritical to watch clips. So he's got to find other things to do. So he's the Duke of the Future. And he's doing the Dukey Awards.
Starting point is 01:22:58 And now he's a poet. It's amazing all the nonsense that goes on on a single day here in FLA. Oh, no. When I'm just trying to go play at the gym today. All your kids are getting. I was on the treadmill. Not the window, so. Your cats ran away.
Starting point is 01:23:31 They're dead. Come on, I take some. So some guys with grills. Not for me even still. It's a fucking Bruce Springsteen song. It was cool. Some people were acting the fool. Some were a little strange.
Starting point is 01:23:53 One might say even deranged. But I got through it. Your children are all estranged. Just do it. He's going to say it, isn't he? I was going to play this game. What do you think John says next? It's so what do you say that?
Starting point is 01:24:08 So, yeah, so John ends this poem. He's wrapping things up with us. One might say even deranged. But I got through it. But I got through us. I'm like, oh, I know exactly what's coming next. And I got to say, this is a missed opportunity. But I got through it.
Starting point is 01:24:30 And that is good. What? That is good. NYU it. Is that one of those Asian poems where they don't rhyme? Yes. Haiku, I guess. He's making poo haikus these days.
Starting point is 01:24:44 All right. Let's get into the crux of this episode from last night. John saw a clip, I believe Jersey, not Jersey, Vegas beer sales Jerry sent him over a clip that someone pulled from B-Dabbling Live with El Hariblae. And John saw this clip of El Hariblay saying he's not backing down from our potential fight at Hackamania in Las Vegas. April 10th through the 12, hackomania.com,
Starting point is 01:25:16 promo code WATP, 10% off with that promo code. You're going to want to be there for this boxing match. It's going to take place. So it starts off with John acknowledging that he saw El Hariblay accept the challenge. Tuki is saying that he's prepared
Starting point is 01:25:37 for hackomania. Hey, Toxton. What do you mean prepared? What do you have to be prepared against? Don't Joey say him a fidget? Now suddenly you need people. You need people, don't you?
Starting point is 01:26:04 A fidget? Yeah, I've never called him a fidget. Is that a fag midget? I think so. Okay. He was a tiny little guy, but yeah, it's really, It's very odd. John draws this connection from El Jribly saying that, yeah, John, I'm whatever.
Starting point is 01:26:22 I saw you like, I'm happy to talk to you again when you're hanging out in Las Vegas. And John's like, oh, you need other people. What? All I said was I would be prepared, much like many other things in my life. I prepare before I'm, you know, about to do something. And since this drunken idiot keeps obviously threatening. something when he sees me, I'm going to be prepared and I even said I'll be prepared to embarrass you.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Nothing more. I didn't say I was bringing anyone. First of all, I'll have 200 plus people on my side. Right. He's later on, you'll see him bragging about his pussy. Yes, he does. So John is actually contemplating whether or not to play the clip for once. Oh.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Because he's not playing clips anymore because of all these. DMCA strikes he says it's all copyrighted and if you play a clip then you get taken down off of youtube but then he's thinking about it can he play the clip you need people i might play that clip haven't struck him yet i don't think it's hard to remember yeah he's thinking about it but um that's once the brain stops sloshing around in the fucking alcohol then he can fucking get back on track so in his mind if he hasn't struck el haribli's channel yeah then he can play clips he didn't draw first blood carl that's the rule right is that insane like he won't play shooley stuff because he strikes shooley all the time but he can play el hariblay because he hasn't struck
Starting point is 01:28:06 him back because that's literally what he's saying he's like i haven't struck that man i don't think so i might play the clip so thankfully he does He does play the clip. He's bringing people to hackamedia. Right. He's got himself insulated and protected the big strong toky. I don't remember Tuky ever talking about how big and strong he was. I saw Chatsuaghton,
Starting point is 01:28:37 Zubach beat his ass, actually, and I think about it. It's very hot in Vegas. I don't think I need to insulate myself. I just, I have, I have no idea why he thinks I'm the tough guy in this situation. All I said was, I'm prepared since you constantly keep reminding me, you'll be there and you have some kind of score to settle. I have no score to settle. I want it to the Atlantic City.
Starting point is 01:29:00 Right. John's only one to declares that he's big and strong and he's, yeah. Everyone's ads like, oh, Tuky's the tough guy. Like, yeah, yeah, that's Tuky's whole level. And all he wants is people backing him. Yeah, I know. Yes. And like I said, I never ever said anything physical.
Starting point is 01:29:16 I think I did on Carter show earlier. But because I can't take it anymore. Like he wants to fight. Let's fight. Let's fucking go. It's going to establish that he's painfully stupid at this point. So I'm not even sure that he realizes that Tuki and El Jarible are the same person yet. Like, you show up with the puppet.
Starting point is 01:29:33 It's possible. You had to bring your fucking big brother, El Jriblai. Oh, you brought a Mexican wrestler to fight me? Oh, you can't go anywhere. without your co-op. A toxter. Yes, Margaret Joe. Talking to you, brother.
Starting point is 01:29:53 How about no people? How about just mono e-monum? Because that's what I'm used to. No people. Right. Yeah. So, yeah, this is to your point, Al Haribla. This is what he keeps saying.
Starting point is 01:30:06 He won't stop. He can't stop. Also, he will not stop threatening me by saying he's coming to Hackamania. Right. Why? Now, again, Why is that considered a threat? Fatty Patty invited me to come. Why is that a threat? Where?
Starting point is 01:30:28 What about that is a threat? He thinks we're all as retarded as him. Yeah, I know. I said I'm going to come to Hackamania. Why, you're afraid you scared pussy boy. Yeah. You scared pussy boy. I think, though. Thank you, Crackabop. You're welcome.
Starting point is 01:30:50 Come to Hackamania, you need a ticket. Get your tickets now. Is he still claiming he's coming to Hackamania? Yes, he's still claiming to come to Hackamania to, you know, settle a score with Rocco Borough. Yeah, settle a score. Why? What's so bad about that? Settle a score. Score can mean anything. it means a very specific thing yeah it means points right in a game but he thinks he's so cute
Starting point is 01:31:23 like he's getting like i never said i was gonna fire you times are so busy but i mean what we just settle a score in a boxing ring what the fuck are we doing yeah yeah we're gonna we're gonna get there oh i like him i like that he goes i was personally invited by patrick melton pat patrick melton is personally invited everyone yeah every single person who could come to hackamania should please please do you're invited we're inviting you oh henrible i love you as a person and like i know the funny thing would be like you show up and he pusses out and everything but god damn it oh there's a part of me that hopes that he just sleeps you i hope you guys gonna do it's just one shot in the chops you're night night too he oh is this loser get him off that's the funny thing that's what
Starting point is 01:32:07 should happen but obviously he won't show up he's a pussy that's just god damn what's the funnier boxing match because there's two out there that we're discussing right now. One of them, I think, is a little more serious. Is it John versus Chad at Skankfest or John versus Rocco at Hackamania? Absolutely Rocco, because Rocco is a funny person and he will make it funny. Yeah, but Chad's embarrassingly funny. Well, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:32:33 There might be more laughs at Skangfest. I don't know. It seems like Lewis J. Gomez is really, coming around on the idea that he might get some dabbleverse people out to Skangfest and make a spectacle of it. I see John chasing Chad doing laps around the ring and then he gets gassed and he's like,
Starting point is 01:32:56 and then Chad goes to take a swing and fucking misses. He's all gas. They both follow up. Oh shit, he's bringing reinforcements. Oh, fuck. Pussy boy. But I've always said if I fight John, I think the boxing gloves on the floor somewhere.
Starting point is 01:33:14 But I will be handicapped because I will have it. I'll be like, Johnny, you stupid kids, your kids are losing. Boom, boom, boom. Look over here. John, John, down. Boom, boom. You know? Like, that's how I want to fight.
Starting point is 01:33:26 I don't, you know, I don't want to fight with two hands. I don't know what character to do anymore. But I don't want to, uh, start to do a tuki. I don't want to, uh, one arm stuff up a puppet's ass. Like, I want the puppet to kick his ass. And I think if I run around the ring, you know, just like you're saying Chad would do, I think if I do that enough and tire them out, you know, it would be like, you know, when Homer fought those guys and they just kind of fell over.
Starting point is 01:33:51 But I think you're missing a surprise attack here where Tuckie could head butt on and he wouldn't be ready for it. That's like, oh, fuck. Your head is a fist too. I forgot there was a hand in there. I'd be pecking at him with Tuki's head. Oh, totally. I like it better.
Starting point is 01:34:09 You bring the hand up and go, look over here, asshole. Yeah. Head butt. all right to get back to uh these uh these clips of john's watching uh rocko burrow is prepared i'm just letting you know that now john i will embarrass you again uh oh look at the potato kkikikikiki kiki suffering second oh we forgot who he was making fun of right that yeah that's a line for me it's not true i always tell card if to stop saying suffering succotage That is true.
Starting point is 01:34:45 That is his go-to punchline. So, yeah, so John is just watching things. He doesn't know how to react. It doesn't have to be funny with that. And he claims that you did not embarrass him in Atlantic City. Now, my son embarrassed me in the Atlantic City. Yeah, no shit. I believe, daughter.
Starting point is 01:35:07 I believe the dabbler of the year speaks for itself here. I think Rocco definitely embarrassed John. in Atlantic City. But John is rewriting history for us. Tuki, I know you think what you did was embarrassing. It's not embarrassing. It's just you proving to be an anti-trans piece of garbage. That's all. Anti-trans. So you're saying that your son can't quefe? Yeah, you're saying that's very anti-trans.
Starting point is 01:35:41 You piece of shit. Right. My joke is not a, only scientifically accurate, but I also spoofed one of the questions you're most famous for. Like, it was perfect. Everything about it was perfect because you also thought you got one on me by taking my picture. And you went over to Brennan with like, I got Toki's picture. I'm going to show everyone. So I sacrificed.
Starting point is 01:36:05 No one had really seen my face on the internet before then. And that was when I sacrificed my face to get that moment. And it all worked perfectly. You're saying that game show network doesn't have any ratings. Is that what you're telling me? Yes. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I guess some people had seen the game show network.
Starting point is 01:36:22 I love these. He's just like, that was anti-trans when he did. It's like, hey, pussy boy. Your son has a vagina. Right. That's where queeps come from, idiots. Your son has vaginal gas. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:41 That's why he ran away so fast. He's like, this guy's. anti-trans. Night, could you stop quefeing at the Thanksgiving dinner table, please? Oh, whatever. Like, he-man versus Skeletor. Skeletor always getting.
Starting point is 01:36:57 Exactly. Oh, I love this. Not going to play any music. But again, and I don't need to watch anymore of this, but. Yeah, he puts a good time to cut that off, didn't he? You're just about to go into the fact that Oscar has decided
Starting point is 01:37:12 he's no longer talking to his father. because his dad won't stop drinking. Yes. And you have this like, dad were gossip, it's like, oh, there's music. I guess I'll cut this off. It was smooth. I gotta give it to it.
Starting point is 01:37:24 It was pretty smooth. Exit, stage left. It was very convenient for him to turn it off right there. All right. So this is great. John has decided that Tuky's the aggressor at all of us. Yeah. Which I've watched a lot of Tuki soup.
Starting point is 01:37:41 I can't say I've watched every second of every I've learned of it I've seen most of it thought I knew you and so maybe maybe Tuky was becoming a tough guy and saying how sorts of bullshit I missed it this is this big brave Tuky big brave Rocco Borough oh the gun show who's so afraid so afraid clearly Listen, Tootster. Yes. You don't know where I'm going to see you, do you?
Starting point is 01:38:21 Yeah, I do. I have a very good feeling. You'll smell him before you see him. I think he's coming to AC. Oh, I think he'll be there. I think this is all a Royal Rumble run-in? Yeah, it's going to be a surprise run-in. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:38:41 The crash breaks, and he comes out with two bushlights. he'll just drop a bottle of beer on accident because he'll be so nervous to walk up to us. So why do you think he's coming to AC? What's your insight information? Because Vince has not committed either way, whether he's going. He was there last year without John. But I think the fact that John has not even mentioned Atlantic City at once that he thinks it's going to be a big surprise because John's big thing is always expected when you least expect it. So he keeps bringing up Vegas. But I think it would make way more sense for John to travel back to New York to go to Atlantic City.
Starting point is 01:39:27 Vince will probably put him up that whole fucking big. So I do expect him to be there this weekend. Is it a cheaper plane ticket back to New York? I don't know. Well, traveling to Atlantic City fucking sucks. Okay. By this weekend, you mean right now?
Starting point is 01:39:42 Yes, yes. yet this weekend right now today we're we're airing this on uh saturday oh yeah we saw him he was there i crushed it at poker i didn't know what that i didn't know if this was eric wednesday or something okay yeah yeah um so yeah it's because we're in atlantic city we had a pre-recorded this so that's interesting because i did see the sorcerer asked john about atlantic city weeks ago probably over a month ago and John goes, I'm not going if I got to pay for asking the sorcerer to give him money or to pay for his flight and hotel room. And I can see the sorcerer doing that too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:23 Someone, someone will do it. And you're right. The fact that he hasn't brought it up since, that's interesting. It's almost like there's a little dealings behind the scenes. Yeah. Here comes the decoy this week. He's going to be like, I'm going to be in Jacksonville, visiting my girlfriend. And then he's going to pop up in New Jersey.
Starting point is 01:40:41 for sure oh i hope so that'd be great if he was there at the borgata oh yeah yeah it's gonna be just no way he's play poker with us oh no no no no he doesn't know i don't think he knows how to play poker so i mean gay coral and it's snowing behind him in the fucking picture like i mean by the end of this episode you realize he has no money to play poker his other big character now that he was doing towards the end of this episode his big body Bible, like preacher thing, like, give your wallet. Open your wallet. Open your hearts.
Starting point is 01:41:16 Oh, you're talking about Aaron Immolts, you know, morning show. So, stuttering John. Oh, okay. You figured out that's the way to get money. It's just to beg for it. Yeah, yeah, he's tried that. Right before he got taken off. All right.
Starting point is 01:41:29 So this is funny. John is explaining that he's not the one who's afraid. You think I'd be afraid of a guy who wears a wrestling mask I mean there are a lot of like
Starting point is 01:41:46 pretty tough guys who wear wrestling masks they're called wrestlers yeah they're usually big yeah who lives in Colorado what does that to do with anything
Starting point is 01:41:58 what a fag I hate this fucking state talks much what does Colorado to do with anything not that It's so funny. And Rockwood ever challenged John to anything. So he's just like, oh, you think I'm afraid? Like, no, there was no. Yeah, now I do. There was no, I'm going to beat you up or anything like that. So weird. That's his, uh, whatever, what they call it dog whistle for someone to do something to me in Colorado or something like that's all they can mean. I mean, you know, right? What else is the point of being like, and I know what state you live in? It's like one of Jewish guy can't turn the lights off. because it's Sunday or whatever.
Starting point is 01:42:41 And then he's going to be like, well, I forgot to turn it off. But if, you know, you happen to be there, you could turn the light off for me and I'd be right with Jesus. Exactly. Jewish people always wanted to be right with Jesus. And you said Sunday.
Starting point is 01:42:55 I'm so confused. Have you ever been a Jewish person? Yeah, Joe, do you live in the South? You've never met a Jewish person. I don't think so, no. You don't have those here. Yeah. Well, John, of course, is very proud of himself.
Starting point is 01:43:10 for not being an alcoholic. First beer of the night. School. It's 6.54. But again, I don't need anybody, but I'm not going to travel alone. Okay. Rather hang out with a buddy. Sounds gay.
Starting point is 01:43:27 How about a girl? Yeah. I will be as to declare it was his first beer in the time that he started drinking at. 6.54. Well, he's definitely not an alcoholic then. That's amazing. He made it to almost 7 o'clock. He's constantly telling us what his fears are and what's in his head.
Starting point is 01:43:43 He thinks he isn't. Obviously, Vegas beer sales is going to help him out when he comes out to Vegas, which is, by the way, he's not coming to Vegas, but he says he is. Are these other old things? And a buddy who can get me the comp rooms. So it ain't going to really cost me much, too. Great. Cool.
Starting point is 01:44:07 So, yeah, I have a score to settle. Okay. It's not costing Tuky anything either. He's a performer. We're all being put up. Right. And not in Vegas, beer belly Jerry's fucking office or his spare room or whatever they're calling a comp to room.
Starting point is 01:44:25 We'll be at the plaza. He will find all of us there. So this is hilarious because this is John just looking at the mirror. I love all these internet tough guys. What are you looking at this bowl? I mean, with me, the proof is in the pudding. You know, I'm not an internet tough guy. I'm a real tough guy.
Starting point is 01:44:52 I'm really made a pudding. If this motherfucker told me he changed his last name to Catalano, I'd believe him. Yes. That's the gayest thing he's ever said. That's gayer than just do it types of a thousand. He thinks he lives in a movie. Yeah. Yeah, he's putting on performance for us.
Starting point is 01:45:16 Now, this next clip I have is the reason why I invited El Hariblai to be on the show today. Because I'm just pulling my clip package as I normally do. And I'm like, oh, this is funny. He's threatening to Tuki with all this stuff. But then when it got to this point, I was like, oh, we have to talk to it. We'll try to Al Riebla about this. I will pay you $500. Whoa!
Starting point is 01:45:35 You're that right. I will pay you $500. I'm extra large. If you get in the ring with me in Vegas five rounds. Oh. So when I wrote my notes before I texted, oh, he's definitely going to say yes to this. The same thing happened with Aaron Imhol says,
Starting point is 01:46:05 I'll box you in Vegas. And immediately Rock goes like, oh, we get my USA boxing, you know, credentials. You're like, you were the first. first one to jump on it's like yes let's go a hundred percent i was raised on w wf there's nothing more in my life i would like to do than get inside a ring and put a walls of tukio on you stuttering john i want your finishing move oh yes i take his legs like the boston crab but we don't put him down we put the knee in his back and wrench on those legs carl it's a boxing match youtube in terms of service i'm saying
Starting point is 01:46:42 He's knocked out. That's it. And I put him in the wall. Yeah. I can see him. He's knocked out in the second round. He's like, I said five rounds. No 500 bucks for you.
Starting point is 01:46:53 I didn't get no bell. By the way, Rock will be happy to throw powder in the refs eyes. Yes. I want all of it. We'll distract the referees. You can get away with that. Right.
Starting point is 01:47:06 But that's a thing. Doesn't John think people just be throwing cups and bottles and whatever? the ring trying to hit him like he's not thinking this through this is going to be like when hogan turned uh and became you know the third member and was in the n w like they're going he he thinks he's going to have a whole crowd of people there for him too like that he has one confirmed person no here's what he really thinks he thinks that everyone's going to back down you're calling his bluff. John is always bluffing.
Starting point is 01:47:43 Yes. You're calling his bluff. You're like, yeah, okay, let's fucking fight that. That's fine. And I, you know, I don't want to negotiate on your behalf, but I'd be willing to bet, even if you didn't have the 500 bucks, you'd still be okay with this. Carl, you don't understand. I could really, really use that 500 bucks.
Starting point is 01:47:57 Okay, never mind. Never mind. Give the 500 bucks, yeah. I'm sorry. Like, I love that that's the enticement to get me in the ring. It's like, I also got five Benjamin's for you. Did you hear that? me at the end of the day and he's not going to want to fight he's go i would fight you but i don't
Starting point is 01:48:13 have the money to pay you to beat me up well he does have weird stipulate a weird stipulation i'm sure you clip that right um i might not have let me see what my next clip is here yeah now the office out there let the games begin we got to take a viagra skull he's so smug so proud of himself For what? Yeah. Oh, Wackamania is going to be fun. Are you still not threatening me? I know.
Starting point is 01:48:52 He's just like, I just said we have a score to settle. That can meet anything. And then he's punching his head. Wackamania. So, yeah, what's the stipulation? I heard it was five rounds, five, of two minutes. Yes. Per round.
Starting point is 01:49:06 Carl, you're going to shit your pants like John Edward and Melendez. No cameras. Oh, he did say that. Yes. What the fuck is he talking about? Of course there will be cameras. I am not agreeing to that, which is going to null the fight. This is going to be a Dave Chappelle comedy show.
Starting point is 01:49:24 Right. Everyone's going to put their fucking phone in a purse. Yeah. Before they go in, that's making sense. And I also said, I am not doing any work. This idiot thinks he could just like call rent a ring and they're going to come and rent, you know, put a ring together on Fremont Street or something. Oh, Studdery John asked us if we could get a ring. Who ordered the ring?
Starting point is 01:49:43 ring. Right. Exactly. He's an idiot. This is never going to happen, but I was in it. You guys could rent one of those circles. Oh, yeah. The street performers do their thing. Oh, you went out of the line. Well, sumo. That'd be hilarious. That would be funny. Midget wrestling in Las Vegas now. Y'all can probably borrow that ring for 20 minutes. Listen, John would show up. They'd be like, you're late, Melendez. Get in here. But yeah, I'm totally. if he does the work and he gets a ring and it's on April 10th through the 12th, I'm there. I'll take his 500 bucks and kick his ass with a puppet.
Starting point is 01:50:23 He's so smug about it. He's like, all right, let the gates begin. It's like, yeah, yeah, he's definitely going to say yes. I knew you'd say yes to this. Right. Why would I not say yes? It's not going to happen anyway. You're on Cardiff show today already declaring that you were going to do this?
Starting point is 01:50:36 Early this morning, yeah. This morning? Or, well, the morning that we taped this, yes. and he everyone thought cardiff got struck but um cardiff does not keep his stuttering john stuff up on youtube anymore oh he puts it on rumble so uh be sure you follow cardiff electric on rumble at cardiff elect because i thought i was getting a scoop right now and i get like notifications from what does it matter this is going to come out a week from today anyway right this video this video come out before that but this whole episode will come out got it saturday uh but i got a notification on my iPad here
Starting point is 01:51:10 that Pest already put out a video of you accepting the challenge. As we're doing the show, like, oh, okay, well, there you go. Sorry. No, don't apologize to me. It's hilarious. I love that. I love that, like, Pest is on top of shit. Pest put out me talking about my RO system on the creepoff before the creepoff was over.
Starting point is 01:51:28 I got a notification while I'm on the group. I'm like, oh, that already got clipped. All right. Well, that's good. These clippers are very hungry. They're crazy. This is just funny because people who know El Hariblae know that he's from New Jersey. originally even though he's a Colorado
Starting point is 01:51:42 pussy now. Hey, you fucking Guinea. Yeah. This is some of the dumbest shit. John says some of the dumbest shit. Vegas beer sells Jerry says Rocco says he's Jersey strong. I always say. Jersey
Starting point is 01:52:05 strong. Yeah, okay. Okay. We laugh at Jersey. No offense, people in Jersey. Jersey. But let's face it. There's a reason why the statute of
Starting point is 01:52:20 liberty's ass is based in New Jersey. The place stinks. And there's no big tough guys. Tooster. John thinks he could beat up everyone in New Jersey? Your Colorado's strong. And you're going to get a whipping. What's the bird?
Starting point is 01:52:39 In the ring. Boxing ring. YouTube terms of service, which is an Olympic sport. We're going to have parking. Oh, that boxing. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. I think I don't want you to blow your load. Like, it'll be pretty uneventful if he gets in there and runs out of breath.
Starting point is 01:52:58 Y'all should make a day out of it. If he does show up, y'all should have like Mar Olympics, let him play darts first or some shit. The funny. Beer chugging content, play beer pong, something. Y'all got to get something out of this, not just the 10 minutes that he shows up and passes out in the ring. So there's a couple of interesting things. with that clip. One, I've never said something like that in my fucking life.
Starting point is 01:53:21 Jersey strong. So I don't know if Vegas beer sells, Jerry is fucking with him to get that kind of reaction. Because then when John started laughing, I thought John was laughing because, wow, what a fucking cringy, stupid thing to say.
Starting point is 01:53:37 But then John basically said the same thing. Like us from New York, we don't back down to Jersey. we do is fuck right sure i'm massive peak with tough oh he's so embarrassing i wouldn't talk to him either if he was my father i understand i'm accepting i'm accepting this fight for his children i invite oscar turner to be in my corner and i will do what you and your siblings whatever they may be have always wanted to do your father put him down my god king oscar turner's the manager he showed Yes, it would be amazing.
Starting point is 01:54:15 Can you imagine if we can do all that? Oh, please make this happen. It won't. But I'm sure we get some good laughs at Atlantic City. I'm looking forward to that. This is how John's episode ended. Nope, that's not where I wanted to go. This is how...
Starting point is 01:54:30 Gay sex. This is how his episode ended last night. I like to bait you stole from Carson, your car hack to belligerent. And you shop at Turban Outfit is. Oh, nice joke. For all who wants to know. It gets taken down video unavailable.
Starting point is 01:54:58 And then eventually it says on there that the video was taken down because of YouTube's community guidelines. YouTube's service. YouTube's community guidelines. Now, what's interesting is I have a clip that shows. how we finish that sentence. I just want to play this for you real quick because this is what he was talking about with Looney Tunes critic. For all who wants to know what the Looney Tune Tune Critic looks like, well, why should he be anonymous? So John was going to Doc who's critic whose image, his picture is in his avatar right there. Yep. That is what he looks like.
Starting point is 01:55:39 I've seen his face. I love the judge. It's like, why is this guy anonymous? Like, No, no, no, no. He goes to the events. We've seen him many times. It was perfect timing. It was excellent. As he's about to dock someone, it gets taken down. And there's someone taking credit for taking John's showdown. I saw this. I reported SJ today for threatening violence against Tuki. YouTube replied in minutes that the video was taken down.
Starting point is 01:56:07 So according to Beefy, the English Mastiff, super chatting over to Shooley. he's saying that he reported southering John for threatening violence against Tuki. So John's whole episode about, you know, he's, he's on there going, I'm going to DMCA strike Kevin Brennan. I'm doing all this crazy shit. And then he's threatening to fight you the whole time. And someone nuked his, uh, his video over that. So does that mean he can't do a live stream for the next seven days? That's the rumor.
Starting point is 01:56:39 I haven't heard any, uh, confirmation. I've, uh, requested intel from some of my spot. but I haven't heard. All I know was that he was irate last night. He was immediately on the phone with Vegas beer sales. Jerry, whatever the fuck that means. We had a long conversation.
Starting point is 01:56:57 Yeah, we know. And also, uh, yeah, I mean, I've heard rumors that he has actually reached out to other channels to see if they would let him, uh,
Starting point is 01:57:10 broadcast on their channel. Oh, interesting. Yeah. You tip the staff, John who yeah right no shit yeah I'm from the tonight show we don't have to chip for a couple beers um what channel would john be friendly with uh what does i have a channel i don't think so no um who would have a channel uh Vince the lawyer no kiki think more of a disability prison
Starting point is 01:57:38 Oh, B-YB. Who could that be? Oh, my buddy, quad father. He's an idiot. I told him he's an idiot. I was like, why would you get involved with John? And then what? You have to give John the super chats?
Starting point is 01:57:54 Like you have to figure out how much to give John in super chats because that's the thing. John doesn't have like super tip or anything. It's not like John could just jump on. But then there's also a rumor that John has a Rumble channel. Okay. So people are saying he might start broadcasting from there, which would equally be as funny because, you know, the whole right leaning thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're saving John for a week.
Starting point is 01:58:19 If he does it on Quad's channel and makes money doing that, I've talked about this before. But when I went on with John, he came on my channel. I told we'd split the super chats. After our show was done, I went out to dinner and got a text from him immediately with just a dollar sign. Oh, yeah. That's what I told Quad. I was like, I don't think you've thought this through. Yeah, it's going to suck.
Starting point is 01:58:41 Yeah, I don't know why you're doing this, but I'll sit back and watch. Awesome. Well, El-Hribly, thank you so much for joining us. This is a very important episode that we had today. We had to address this. I mean, he wants it. Good luck. He wants the match.
Starting point is 01:59:00 I think you want it. So there's no reason why this can't happen. I'm just not doing the work. John put it together. I'm there already. And, uh, yeah, let's go. Let's go, baby. We'll see you in 10 at the lobby bar.
Starting point is 01:59:13 Yes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go gamble. All right. Yep. CNAC. Elho Reeble. Check out, uh, Tuki soup.com, I think is his website.
Starting point is 01:59:25 Excellent. But, uh, be dabbling live on YouTube. Subscribe to that, all the, uh, shows that he does Tuesday nights, Sunday, Saturday mornings, usually is when he's on. But who knows? Who could possibly know? Who could possibly know what the schedule is of this Mexican wrestler slash puppet. So many things are going on.
Starting point is 01:59:44 And, of course, Jody B joining us today. Thank you, Jody B for being here. And you're on Shitty Song of the Week these days. Yes, sir. Working into the second full-time season. We just started with January. We wrapped up last year, had a great time. We got a couple of the Dabalverse people.
Starting point is 01:59:59 We got Andy. We got Lucy Typebox. We got a few people stopped by last year. And looking forward to poaching some of your content creators, Carl. Excellent. Everyone does. So check out shitty song of the week, wherever you listen to podcast and hear Jody B and Red over there. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:17 What have we done today, Carl? We've done it all. You know what I haven't done is I haven't gone through and curated voicemails. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play voicemails and we'll just cut them short if they suck. We're raw dogging it. Yeah, you're going to see the process. The actual process I go through usually. I'm not being a lazy fuck.
Starting point is 02:00:40 Carl, you fag? No. Delete, Carl, you eat poop? No. Delete. So this is the voicemail segment brought to you by Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap.
Starting point is 02:00:53 Swing in a mix. Rock and roller. All right. Let's hit him. Hold on. The expert about the furry community doesn't even have his own costume or outfit to wear to these things.
Starting point is 02:01:09 Facts. I question his whole thing. I mean, if he's really into this, he would have done some pizza deliveries or something to get his own costume. What's going on here? I cry foul. We need a more appropriate expert to speak on these matters. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 02:01:27 I can't believe that's the controversy. Yeah. Of having Lexon. Everyone's upset. Like, that's not the right gay furry to have on the show. You're going to have one, have a real one, is what they said. Sorry, my bad. In a dog costume, sucking cock on camera at a
Starting point is 02:01:43 hotel party. All right, well, I mean, YouTube turns of service, but yeah, I would do that if I could. It's funny that people think I'm going to just like interview furries every week now. Probably moving on. Probably doing other things from that.
Starting point is 02:01:55 That's where you can like bet in the future, you know? I'm going to put 24 months for sure. I'm not sure how I set that bet up, but I'm going to go on one of those websites and if I can predict When this piece of shit is going to die? We got to pick something, man.
Starting point is 02:02:23 Yeah. Figure it out. This guy's like trying to set his own over under on it. Yeah. I think it's between three months and 17 years. John's going to die. Now, pay me. That's how that works at all.
Starting point is 02:02:49 You know, listening to the latest episode of WAPP and stuttering John doing his stupid little award show shit, makes me really pine for the days of Patty Broken Skull. Oh, you know, I miss Patty. Yeah. Patty would have done a fuck of a lot better job than Stut Joe does. Fuck that guy. Don't call me back. Have a good one.
Starting point is 02:03:10 Damn it. I know. I miss Patrick Michael, too. I do check it on his current YouTube channel where he's putting out content pretty regularly. You know, I've never talked about him, Carl? Like, anytime we've come on, it's never been a thing. It's past the point. It would be an interesting thing because I've never got to speak about Patrick Michael.
Starting point is 02:03:27 And you were one of the first to discover him. Correct. if not the first well we don't get into those kind of semantics but yeah an o g of the patrick michael community so it is i have all the faith in the world in patrick michael but he just he doesn't i just hate his new show format yeah it's it's hard to pick apart yeah he's just he's just watching videos he likes yeah and then he'll pause it just be like they're making good points on here okay it's the problem car like all the i i and the other people content creators doing this shit has made people lazy like they don't even try anymore yeah i know i for the creep
Starting point is 02:04:04 off i'm always researching these true crime stories and there are so many ai youtube channels that just create podcasts that are not people at all that just tell you the story of these criminals and it's hard to figure out sometimes there'll be two people having a conversation and then you're you're in it for the first minute and a half you go oh these aren't people at all no one would talk to each other like this is so fucking a weird but still she was hot she sounded hot i sent one to rocko the other day because there was his Asian kid and it was like uh there's a game that the kids play it's got like a crocodile or a shark or some shit and you pull all the things out of the middle and eventually it'll snap your fingers like when you do it's a kid's game but a dude had
Starting point is 02:04:56 super glued thumb tax to that shit. And he was begging for money. But like, and exactly 15 seconds, I'm going to stick my hand in the thing and I'm going to do it. And every time it would get down to, you know, zero, he goes, well, well, a way more time. I need one more subscriber. I need one more super chat for the thing. And I've never seen that model before. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:16 I feel like, like pain related double or super chat stuff where you'd be like, yeah, I'll give you $5 to stick your hand in that thumb. thumb tag thing. Like you could really get some people to squeeze money that want to see you get hurt. So you're saying we should do a twisting balls a thon on WATP. Is that what you were telling me right now, Jody? Carl, you could put a piece of poo on a plate and then be like, ah,
Starting point is 02:05:40 I'm going to leave that turn in one minute, 10 seconds. And when it gets down a thing, you, Jody B, everyone. What a fantastic reformer he is. Just trying to help you pay the bills.
Starting point is 02:05:56 I appreciate that. Let's see what else is going on in the voicemails. Audio separated at birth, Quadfather, Wheelchair prison, and Buffalo Bill. If you need any more evidence, just think about Bill saying,
Starting point is 02:06:15 wait a minute, would she agree with a big fat person? Thank you for your consideration. The audio separated at birth thing is a Drew Lane show thing where people would be like, doesn't this person sound like that person? And then Brandeis,
Starting point is 02:06:30 goes through and finds clips and puts them together so you can hear whether they're right or not. I will never do that. Okay. Voice spells are the last thing I do. I put very little time into it, as you can tell right now. You're usually hammered, listening to it. Yeah, don't task me. Don't give me homework on the voicemail.
Starting point is 02:06:46 It's not how we do things around here. I'd like to compliment Carl on his penis stabbing the butthole joke. Thank you. Because that is immediately where my mind went. Only I usually prefer to. in living color, Jim Carrey doing his impression of vanilla ice. The line is, I told everyone I got stabbed in the butt, but it was really just a toilet paper cut. Ouch.
Starting point is 02:07:15 Great work, man. All right, I don't want to compliment from that person. I just realized. Next. What the fuck? We don't do compliments here, dude. You're going to get kicked out of the Discord. Eric Griffin, you fucking retarded, idiot, dope.
Starting point is 02:07:30 Bill Clinton was president from 1992 to 2000. Right. So the 80s joke about him being the first black president makes no fucking sense, you retard. Jesus. Yeah, it's almost like Eric Griffin's stupid or something. Go figure. That's a tough listen. Hey, Carl.
Starting point is 02:07:47 Yeah, I've noticed. Hey, Carl, this is definitely not for broadcast. Oh, let's listen. Sharing my admiration and thing. for the program and also who you've surrounded yourself with oh well fuck those people all right moving on what else we got out boring I think it goes out of my producer craz we don't need that shit the show has reached new low with the furry shit carl but that's hilarious I'm a furry bisexual mostly gay but you know he's most
Starting point is 02:08:30 leaving a lot out he's kind of a new honestly doesn't know much uh don't ask me questions fuck you hey chris i didn't know you're so fucking cool bro get out of here bye so i actually curate them yeah five stars mostly gay mostly gay bisexual furry mostly gay it's like eating pussy it's hilarious
Starting point is 02:08:50 it'd be way better if it was a dick there's a drop Thank you. Hey, Carl. Perfect listener, TM, calling in. Hey, I like the Bill Burr breakdowns you guys are doing. I am looking forward to a future one where Bill Burr is doing his podcast from his front porch with a screen door hanging off of its hinges.
Starting point is 02:09:20 He's in a rocking chair, muttering Serenity now, Serenity now, Serenity now. See you. See you. That sounds like all. Carl Charlie, big fan. Go to, what is it called? World Star Hip Hop, Kim Kardashian, talks about how Wesley Snipes saved her life.
Starting point is 02:09:41 Listen, these are horrible human beings. Everything about them is just, these are toilet water individuals. What's the name? Chloe, listen, you have a great, great-grandmother. She's your great-great-grandmother times 10. The whole thing is a joke. Just watch it.
Starting point is 02:10:00 I think it's four minutes and maybe five minutes long. I think there's a great breakdown that you and your brilliant cast could break down and expose them for the absolute. All right. Moving on. Hey, Carl, maybe it's the whiskey talking about. Please watch that video. It's four minutes and 55 seconds on World Star hip-hop. I just finished watching it, watching it, watching it.
Starting point is 02:10:21 Watch it. And to talk about how Wesley Snipes in that moment at that club, he became a father figure. Okay. Sounds good. I just looked over and I just realized I didn't ever hit record. God damn it. I said. I know, did I hit record?
Starting point is 02:10:38 I swore that we did it recording. I thought you did. Yeah. Oh, well. Who cares about record? Let's do it again. All right. Start from the top.
Starting point is 02:10:45 I'll text, uh, Rocco. I'm going to need you an hour and a half. Sleep well, everybody. Hey, Carl. This is Lance in Tennessee. Former listener to who are these socials. Right. And I'm just calling to say, I think you missed a great opportunity to kill the show by having a second music special.
Starting point is 02:11:05 Oh, yeah. I've been hankering for the Buzz Myers. Don't know where to find them. Nobody would have listened to the show. It would have been dead. Good luck with B. D Dafflin Live. I got bad news for you. The Buzz Myers are also no more.
Starting point is 02:11:19 But you can listen to the Buzz Myers anywhere you stream music. We have three EPs out. B-U-Z-Z-M. I R-E-S. E-P. Now, what's an E-P? It's executive producer, of course. Yeah, so check out
Starting point is 02:11:35 Buzz Myers where we listen to music. My band with Trekker Andy and other friends. I listened to it. Carl, I finally figured it out. Opie and Ron pointed it out. To make money podcasting, you have to have people download
Starting point is 02:11:47 the MP3. Just like everyone's been downloading the MP3 of Stuggeron John's book from your Patreon. Oh, shit. Busted you fuckers. Chris, call me back. I'll spring a home.
Starting point is 02:11:57 whole thing. This is why I usually curate this stuff. God damn. You know what? Jamima was right. You are an evil white guy. Good point. Whoa, here we come. Watch out feces. He'll chew you up. Oh, here we come. Call the poop eater. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 02:12:18 Watch out feces. He'll chew you up. It's not bad. Hey, so I'm very excited to share this with you. Being from Rochester, and this is a Buffalo band, you may say, hey, this, I fucking knew about this. But 1958's The Green Mosquito, especially since you guys are an instrumental band by the, what's it, the Tin Knockers, the Tune Rockers. I just heard it on a local AM station here in Metro Detroit and look it up, listen to it. Let us know what you think. face, hugs and kisses, be well, much love.
Starting point is 02:13:01 See you. Smooches. Hey, I just heard a song on this from over 50 years ago. You should check it out. Cool. Oh, shit. Over 60 years ago. You know, as someone who's also a raging alcoholic,
Starting point is 02:13:14 doesn't John get that having a gas station and walking distance is awesome? Hell yeah. Right now, if I run out of beer, I have to either drive drunk for 10 minutes or have to me deliver it to me. When it's a gas station, I would run a beer and just go by a beer. more beer. John's an idiot. Also, as a raging
Starting point is 02:13:31 alcoholic, you should never run out of beer. That is true. That's what I was thinking. Who's running out of beer? Buy as much as you need and then buy a bunch more. Anticipate your needs. Yes. The best part you need a case to that. I think I'll buy three cases. What's that, Jody? The best part is when you get
Starting point is 02:13:47 to the gas station, you get some fried chicken, too. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to do that in Vegas, aren't we? Sure. At Hackamania. We don't have so much fun. It's delicious. We don't have to wait. That's a good point. That's not delayful.
Starting point is 02:14:01 Hey, Carl. I've been, working on a theory about John. I think he, you know, I'm just going to start over. Not right. Let's start over. Here we go. Fresh start. Hey, Carl.
Starting point is 02:14:13 I've been working on a theory about John in my head. I think there is something to him hating Puerto Ricans. And I think that extends to, like, Hispanics in general, because he obviously doesn't like his dad and John's really stupid so I think he would start associating these things together in his head whenever I hear him talk about like Denmark he always talks about like his family is in the the Danish underground and they were saving Jews during the Holocaust and all this great stuff but like he never has anything good to say about his Spanish side of the family It's true. Excuse me. And there's also the stuff with like the tattoo, how he just had the Danish,
Starting point is 02:15:02 no like Puerto Rican flag with it, just the Viking. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's something to that. Anyway, call me back. He's the one Puerto Rican who realizes it's not cool to be a Puerto Rican. Is that what you're saying? I think they know it.
Starting point is 02:15:18 He might be out of something. Adam Bush. I forgot to add something on that last call. uh john always uses jokes as a way to put people down uh and he never has any jokes about danish people and all his jokes about like puertoicans and Hispanics are always really bad yeah doesn't he have the joke about the wooden shoes or something or clogs yeah i don't know whatever it's all stupid yo remember your boy drew lane he's fucking stupid bro he peeped on calling The young child that was raped by Nikki Minaj's husband, a woman.
Starting point is 02:15:57 Drew, you're a fucking moron. I don't know he's a moron. He's not a child. She's not adult. She was a child. Okay. Get your story straight. I know it's hard, but this guy calls all the time.
Starting point is 02:16:10 He yells at me for not playing his voice mouths, but he's talking to Drew Lane. This is the WATP. He's like, could you believe Drew Wade? What a fucking idiot. That guy is like, we didn't air it on our show. I don't know what you're talking about, sir. Let me patch you in. Yeah, right. I'll tread for your call.
Starting point is 02:16:26 Hey, Drew, this guy thinks you suck. Thanks, Carl. Thanks for transferring. All right. This has been fantastic. Thank you again, Jody, for I love you. Have you great time when you trip and everything. Be safe and thank you. Oh, we will have a very good time in Atlantic City. I mean, we're having a great time now. Yes, in Atlantic City. I'm up. Hooray. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I gotta go.
Starting point is 02:16:58 Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye. Boom. Of playing his hit volley. Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom.
Starting point is 02:17:13 Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. All right, ready to roll the credits? Yep.
Starting point is 02:17:30 All right, guys. Bye, until next time. Bye. Bye.

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