Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep700 - Nick DiPaolo, Corey Feldman, Opie, Stuttering John, Jackie the Joke Man
Episode Date: February 12, 2026After discussing yesterday’s strike that has put us in YouTube jail for seven days because Whitney Cummings has very skin thin, we analyze how Nick Di Paolo is handling his name coming up in the Eps...tein files. It didn’t seem like he had anything to be worried about until he insisted that he didn’t have anything to worry about and that even if he did, other people have done worse things. Wait, what?? Jackie the Joke Man also had emails to Jeffrey Epstein surface but he handles it sooo much better. In our Cringe of the Week, Adam Busch was checking in on Chrissie Mayr and friends falling for a fake video of Bad Bunny singing poorly without his backing tracks. Opie is starting his post Ron the Waiter era and we’re off to a really bad start with Tony P. and Alex Stein ballwashing the Opester. Jim from Jim and Them join the show to talk about Corey Feldman’s latest online meltdown and revisit the time Howard Stern singlehandedly sabotaged Corey’s music career. Stuttering John and Keanu Thompson celebrate channels getting strikes (because they’re villains) and don’t even understand why our channel was struck while explaining what I did to deserve it. Megan joins the show to host a round of “Is It Gay?” and read some Spotify comments. Annie reads some new reviews. We finish up with your voicemails. Adam’s new true crime show, The Red Weather - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-red-weather/id1870843991?i=1000747989416 Check out Jim and Them - https://www.youtube.com/@JimandThemShow Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://rumble.com/v75mew6-ep700-nick-dipaolo-corey-feldman-opie-stuttering-john-jackie-the-joke-man-l.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Episode 700.
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Meltdown in Rochester.
Suttering Johnny Kian, who celebrate YouTube channels getting strikes.
Megan brings another round of Is It Gay?
We have reviews and voicemails.
But first, my channel got struck, everybody.
It got struck for violating YouTube's community guidelines.
And I want to talk about that.
Briefly, we don't have to go nuts with it.
But let's talk about what this means for me and my channel.
Monday, Adam and I did an emergency episode.
Monday night, we were talking about Opie announcing that Ron,
was no longer with the show
or at least taking a break from the show
because he was bringing up Anthony too much.
And we had a great episode.
It's up on our regular audio feed
as well with a minisode as I like to call them
because it pisses off blind mic.
So we have the minisode out there.
We got the emergency episode.
And a good thing we recorded that on YouTube Monday night
because Tuesday morning I get up
and I give an email from YouTube
telling me that I've violated their community guidelines
that there's a strike on my channel.
So I, uh,
I want to show you what that looks like.
This is the notification that I get from them.
It says,
Hi, you're at these podcasts.
It looks like Whitney Cummings humiliating
Daily Show Monologue, title of the video,
didn't follow community guidelines.
To help keep our community safe,
we removed it from YouTube.
Because what we found.
We think your content didn't follow
our harassment policy.
Content that contains unwanted sexualization
isn't allowed on YouTube.
This includes, but it's not limited to.
Content that describes
someone in a lewd degrading and sexually explicit manner,
shows how to distribute non-consensual sexual imagery
or content that fantasizes about,
threatens or supports sexual assault.
And the nice thing that YouTube does for you,
aside from being extremely vague,
is they send you a timestamp
is where you can find in the video and question
what the issue is.
Now, let me just talk about this video real quick
because it's already given a pain in my ass for a while now.
Sure.
When we did the original show,
this is with Tab,
and we had the Whitney
coming segment, we went into her Instagram and showed when she was saying, these are the words
that I auto ban in my comment section.
And then we showed her on the Daily Show with that monologue that was horrific.
Yes.
And the Daily Show stuff was a problem for YouTube because it got taken down immediately
because of the copyright violation.
Now, that's not a strike.
It's just like, no one can see it.
You know, we're just going to disappear the video.
So I had to go in and explain, you know, to a piece.
that and say, no, it's actually fair use.
We just use clips and it's all commentary and analysis and blah, blah, blah, blah.
So that was on the original full-length episode.
And I got that overturned.
So we got the episode back up.
Right.
Then I took just the Whitney Cumming segment and put that out as its own standalone video.
And I had to go through the whole rigumel roll again.
Because again, it got taken down for copyright.
And, okay, whatever.
It's stupid me.
I said, I wonder if that's actually Whitney.
Well, you did say that.
And I think that as far as Comedy Central goes or,
you know, Paramount, whoever owns Comedy Central, the parent company, they must have something
in place that, you know, sees the ones and zeros.
Sure.
And automatically says, nope, that's ours.
That's ours.
No one else can run that, you know.
It'd be too big to police the whole internet, or all of YouTube, I guess.
So we put the video up.
It does very well.
It's almost up to 23,000 views very quickly, which is pretty good for us.
And Whitney Cummings is an interesting character right now.
She's getting a lot of shit from people.
People are interested in that content.
So it's getting a lot of views on it.
So I get this notification saying that it's against their community guidelines.
And I watch the segment in question.
And the segment is Whitney's showing the list of words that are auto banned.
And our buddy tab goes, all right, here's a fun thing that you can put into the comments.
And totally for comedic reasons, uses all the words that Whitney doesn't want us to use.
And words were like unfuckable and Cougar and, uh, who were some of the other ones?
Just like, all these like insulting terms for a woman who's past her prime.
Yeah, there was a lot of Botox was a lot of.
Yeah, Botox was in there.
Right.
Yeah.
So I think, I think Tabb was like, this slut probably uses Botox because she's unfuckable.
Yeah, he was stringing them together like one would do.
Exactly.
So, you know, Whitney's the one who showed us all of this.
We didn't come up with this.
Right.
Yeah.
I wouldn't have come up with this.
Yeah.
I learned it from watching you.
Right.
Yes, old was one of the words that was in there, rusted piece.
So I go in and I appeal the ruling because what this strike means is that for seven days on our YouTube channel, we can't post anything.
We can't go live.
We can't put up new videos.
We can't do members-only stuff.
We can't do anything on YouTube for seven days.
So I go in and appeal, and I've done the appeal process on copyright before.
so I assume I'm going to get a chance to write up like, hey, this is why I don't think that this broke the community guidelines.
I'd do a little research and what their wording is so I can work that in my response.
You know, I'm like my own chat.
Because she is old and dried up.
I'm, no, no, no.
I'm my own chat, GPT.
I could actually, you know, figure these things out and express them.
Sure.
So I go and I'm like, yeah, I want to appeal.
I hit the button and it says, okay, your appeal's been sent in.
Like, oh.
Oh.
Okay.
That's all it is.
Now, the appeal, they claim that a human will review it.
Now this is something that doesn't happen very often at YouTube
That a human gets involved
So we go, all right, cool
Well, human will review it
We'll find one, I guess
Yeah, let's find a human to review it
They'll go, oh this, these guys are pretty funny
We'll get right back up on YouTube
I mean, not three minutes later
I get the response that says, yeah, we reviewed it
And no, this is definitely against our community guidelines
And you have a strike on your channel
And you're in YouTube jail for seven days
And so
I was a little bit shocked
but like that's the only course of action
is just like click a button
and then they go nope
okay great weird
yeah sorry to interrupt your coffee break
and I guess the reason why I brought up the fact
that I'd already gone through this process
multiple times it's like
this video was scanned by all the scans
yeah you know it's it's not like
this was something that was put up
and immediately they're like whoa you can't say
this kind of shit on YouTube you know
it gets nuked right away no it was up multiple times
multiple ways getting tens of thousands of views.
Which part of this was unwanted sexualization?
That's what I'm confused about.
Me too. That's what I'm confused about too.
That sounds like a rhythm that just flagged those words.
Like you invite George Carlin to do the seven words you can't do on television
and then you sue him for saying him.
Right. It's like when they put together that compilation of Joe Rogan using the N-word.
It's like he wasn't calling someone that.
He wasn't like in traffic and screaming out the window.
It was him talking about the word.
That's what we were doing with Whitney,
who we were talking about these words.
You didn't want people to put in her comments section.
So the idea that a human would review that and be like,
oh yeah,
these people are definitely violated the community guidelines is bullshit.
Yeah, they didn't.
By the way, that videos up on our Rumble channel.
I posted that up on our Rumble channels.
I've got to put a link on our website to Rumble now
because now we're getting the Rumble channel going a little bit.
I've been late to the game on this.
I've been resisting it, but I guess now it's time to get Rumble going,
which is where we're on right now, live.
Thank you all for being here.
Okay, so listen to this.
Rumble's annoying, as people know.
Never mind how you have to get it set up.
It's very different, whatever.
The thing that's annoying is there's two options for the type of video that you can live stream.
As far as I can tell.
Maybe if I became part of the Rumble creator program,
there'd be other things I can do.
I'm not part of that, but the options are you could have it publicly visible
and searchable and people can see it and find it and they're looking for it that they'll be there
but there's ads all over it or it's private you can only find it if you have the link and you
are you are a subscriber to the channel you'll be able to see it otherwise it's invisible but
there's no ads so i went with option b so i know what is that what is c is there a c there's no
see yeah it's Whitney there should be so yeah
I have it set up so that there will be no advertising during the show.
That's super annoying.
But the only people who have the link are you find folks on our Patreon or if you follow
me on Twitter, I put it out there, a Discord or Discord server.
I posted it.
So fortunately, we do have a pretty large community in these different platforms.
So we're still going.
We still have people here watching the show.
And if you're an audio listener, nothing will change except for you will hear me bitch about
this on a few episodes in a row.
We know.
Probably so.
Yeah.
So you're probably not too surprised by that.
Is it just me or does it feel like these strikes are happening more and more lately?
Or is it just in this universe?
I think it's just in this universe.
It's this, the DMCA copyright strikes that John or whoever John's team is putting on
dabbling dofis and Shulie a ton.
Like, Shulie got a strike again Monday night.
They did it.
They did.
Oh, I think it was, we did point dabble point.
That got a strike while I was on there with them.
Right.
And I think they got a strike again last night.
Yeah, because I talked to Shulie today.
They had a strike again last night.
And they're able to clear these up pretty quick.
It's wild how it's like these are just frivolous strikes that just take channels down.
I assume this one was John trying to take us down to impress Ashley.
Well, that's interesting speculation that having Ashley on my channel recently could have built some awareness around people I don't want to be aware of me.
because I'm convinced this was Whitney.
There's really, you know, unless there's just someone who doesn't like me,
but I don't think they would go with that strike,
this idea that it was a harassment violation for the community guidelines
is an odd one to go after for me.
So it seems very, because we know that Whitney goes on
and argues with people in social media.
Like, she herself, in her account, argues with people.
We know that she has a team of people who buy advertising for her and run her show.
And so there's definitely an entity there that's monitoring social media that's on top of this stuff, that's monitoring YouTube.
So I'm convinced it was, it came from Whitney's camp.
Because it's all the words she's offended by.
Yeah.
She told us what they were.
Right.
So it would make sense that she'd be the one to, uh, to put that through.
In full disclosure, I was in my mind sexualizing her that entire time I was watching it.
Gross.
And it was unwanted.
No, I just believe you for a second.
I was thinking about this state push mushroom, man.
It just happened.
I don't know why.
That's the day, and it became a comedian everyone.
So any other questions, Adam, or Chris?
Yeah, I haven't really talked to you guys about this at all.
I feel like one of them's going to wake up with like a horse head in their bed.
Yeah, I know.
It's really annoying.
We have to deal with this.
So what happens after seven days?
Does the strike go away or is it always there?
No, good question.
In seven days, we'll be back live doing the show on YouTube and I'll be posting my videos like I do every morning and all the stuff that we do.
but the strike stays for 90 days.
And if you accumulate two more strikes,
your channel is a nuke, you're dunzo.
So that's where we're at right now.
We are on the ropes.
Dude, I'm going to turn into Opie
when you start saying something sausage.
Go, go, go, go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're not doing that.
No, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Either that, or I'll just yell YouTube's terms of service after every sentence.
I think that works still.
I'm pretty sure that will do the trick.
Hold on, and just text me again.
Oh, no, no, no, you deserve it.
You just serve the service.
All right.
We'll get into the main show.
I wanted to clear that up, let everyone know what was going on with that
because there's some misconceptions out there.
And guess who's misconception things?
You wouldn't believe it.
Kianu Thompson and Suttery John Belontas.
Of course.
While they're celebrating this, I have no idea why these things are happening.
But not a surprise.
She's a real American idiot.
Nice.
That's what you did there.
Well played.
I'm a comic now I hear.
Yeah, two for two.
All right, so Nick DiPaolo showed up recently in the Epstein files.
And I know about this only because Stuttering John was reporting on it.
Who ever said that?
I know.
Nobody.
has told me that many times because they're such good friends.
That's what friends do.
So Nick DePaolo came out in the Jeffrey Epstein file dump that it seems like anyone
whose name isn't in there.
It's kind of embarrassing.
You have no connection to entertainment or anything or no.
You don't have any leverage anywhere in life?
No.
Jeffreve's, you don't want anything to do with me.
I was asked.
I was asked.
I said, no.
I was asked, though.
Yeah, obviously.
It would be in an email.
That's the other thing about these.
Oh, I don't want to go it.
Let's not go too deep on Jeffrey Epstein.
Adam, you were checking this out now.
It seems like Nick DePavel knew his name was going to come out and try to get ahead of it.
That's exactly right.
And we have been down this road before with Bill Burr, and he seems to be taking a similar tact.
As you know, all the Epstein files are coming out right now.
And one of them mentions me in it.
and of course the internet nitwits and of course people who hate me the haters are going to be there
but i wanted to explain it because i have absolutely fucking nothing to hide um okay so i understand
this so far all right adam i i appreciate nick to paolo as a comic i've seen him before
i think he's good i don't follow the political stuff that he does nowadays but i think he's a good
comic and to say like, hey, I'm in the Epstein Files.
There's a ton of other comedians that are in there as well.
Kevin Brennan's mentioned a bunch of times.
Jackie the joke man, we'll get into that.
So to just say, hey, look, my name's going to be in there.
I know those people who don't like me.
I've got nothing to hide.
I would do the same thing, I think.
I respect it.
I do.
Sure.
So then he gets into the details.
Bobby Slayton, a comedian, invited me.
He said, oh, me and my wife, and it's going to be a bunch of comedians to dinner.
I go there
Jeffrey Epstein is there
and Woody Allen
and I'm going
holy shit I'm the only non-petophile
in the fucking bunch here
right?
I'm the only fucking normal
person
Do you just call Bobby Sweetin a pedophile?
And his wife
I'm pretty sure like whoa whoa
there'd be a few other people
that don't touch kids right?
Like maybe your buddy Bobby
who invited you?
Every one of them.
Wow.
What a wild dinner that is.
But it does make it easier for you to recognize the problem immediately and then take action, turn around, you walk away.
You see something like that.
Right.
Oh, we had dinner and lasted about an hour.
Yeah, it was like an hour.
You left.
An hour.
And I'm like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I don't care if it's three hours.
And it wasn't an hour.
Because we're going to find out there's a long list people who are at this dinner.
Yeah.
That doesn't take an hour.
Don't bring it up.
Is it Arby's?
Where are you going to?
When we go to White Castle at Hackamania, it takes more than an hour.
We wouldn't spend 20 minutes, more than 20 minutes in the food court at the Borgado.
Right.
But this would have to be longer than an hour.
He brings it up multiple times.
Anyway.
Also, hold on.
Did he claim that he recognized Jeffrey Epstein when he saw him and knew about his previous conviction just from his face?
He knew that.
Yeah.
That's what he's saying, right?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Because he walks and he goes, oh, it's Jeff.
Look at that.
Right.
And this is assuming that Slayton said,
come have dinner with me.
And bring your wife.
I'm not telling you who's going to be there.
And his wife was like,
yeah,
that sounds fine with me.
And I would imagine that Jeffrey Upstein is throwing this dinner party.
Right?
Yeah.
This isn't Bobby Slayton's dinner party.
You know what I mean?
Because Bobby has some sprained to do.
I don't like this feeling.
This feeling he gives me as he goes down this thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like an hour left.
And I'm like,
Jesus Christ.
Then on Monday, the following Monday or Tuesday, I get a text or email.
What was it?
Text, wasn't it?
Jeffrey Epstein.
I like that he's come in ready to explain this, but he's foggy on the details.
It seems odd.
It's almost purposeful.
It's like, I don't know, it was like an hour or something.
I think it was like an hour.
And then I get like a Monday or Tuesday.
I got like a text or an email.
It's out.
It's already been leaked.
It's an email.
You know the exact date
The K-man.
It's all timestamped.
What are you doing?
It has the same tone as somebody sent me the clip.
I don't know where I saw it.
You watched it on Reddit.
You watched it on Reddit.
That's it.
All right.
So then he gets into this email that's coming out.
This is what he wrote to me.
Thanks for coming last night.
I didn't even say it word to him, by the way.
Well, I was there.
I kept my face done.
Okay.
He didn't say a word at the dinner party.
He went, I'm going to stay with these pedophiles.
and eat my head down and not talk to them.
That's what he did.
That's a weird way to be at a dinner party.
Whether the pedophiles or not, it's very insulting to do that.
I'm just going to eat this guy's fucking soup.
Get out of here.
Yeah, not look at anybody.
Yeah.
Saying, you know what, this is not for me.
We're going to go.
I'm actually a vegetarian or whatever.
That's terrible.
You're telling me he sat down with all of these comics, Woody Allen,
and was like, I'm not going to participate.
I'm just going to eat, and I'm not going to tell a joke.
I'm not going to do anything.
I'm just going to sit there quietly.
So why is he emailing you?
Right.
Also, this obviously shows that it was Jeffrey Epstein's dinner party.
It seems like maybe he was co-hosting with Woody Allen.
Thanks for coming last night.
Woody and I both had a great time.
That would imply that they appreciated your presence there and that they were the ones hosting.
The broads were awesome.
Woody and I both had a great time.
If okay with you, I will contact you.
on my return to New York.
Okay, so that's the full email from Jeffrey Epstein.
I just want to point out he goes,
yeah, and then I got this email or text from him,
Monday or Tuesday.
So May 8th, this is on a Friday.
This is May 8th date that he has.
And he responded on Saturday.
He responded back to him.
And I was shocked that he, you know,
so I write back, Jeffrey, thanks.
And again, I'm trying to be nice here.
I'm trying to be polite.
I couldn't go, you know, whatever.
I'm just trying to, I don't want to see you.
from this guy. I said, thanks for a great time last night. It was a real kick meeting you and Woody.
The house and the meal were most impressive. I said, give me a little time to process that last part.
As you know, you are a bit of a controversial guy. I mean no offense by that at all. L.O.L.
Now, Adam, I don't know what your take is on this. But I think that this is actually a well-written email back to a known pedophile.
right because you're not just like you fucking scumbang you don't want to eat someone's soup
and they call him out that'd be weird so he ate the soup you don't eat the soup you don't eat the soup
you don't have to worry about the phrasing of the email you enjoy the carrot cake at the end so whatever
so now he's got to say hey man uh it's cool as you followed up with me but you're a bit of a controversial
thing i'd rather not get too many photos taken with you because you know things are going to happen
with you and bill quitton that uh i'd rather not be in that boat what are your thoughts on this adam
When I just read that, I thought that was absolutely fine.
It's his way of saying, thanks for everything, not for me, goodbye.
Right.
More information we'll learn later on when you put that into context of this email.
It does read a little differently.
I'm not saying Nick is up to no good.
I just don't appreciate being talked to like this.
And I don't appreciate his kind of like, don't ask me any questions here.
Because this is not necessary.
You don't have to do any of this.
You are a, he's a brilliant genius comedian,
and he is a political, like, firebrand.
He does not give a fuck right now on his Twitter
is Michelle Obama, fucking Obama from behind with a strap on.
And he's like, well, I couldn't not thank them for the dinner.
That was a president.
And I don't give a fuck, but don't draw.
Why does this person get respect that?
Because you know they're a sexual predator.
And I get it.
It's business, all right?
You don't want to make waves.
friend of your friend maybe whatever
leave it at that L.O.L.
Okay. But then why won't
he shut the fuck up like in this next clip?
That's it. That's where it ends. But the other
thing about it was folks, this has been talked about
on podcast and shit. Lewis Black
has been there. He's talked
about it out loud. There was nothing to hide.
Someone put
I think Slayton
put the picture of us
in front of a fireplace
that we took. I don't remember who took it.
After we had the
dinner. It was out on the internet.
You know what I mean? But I was like, holy shit.
So that was my response,
and that's it. That's all I had to fucking do.
I got nothing to hide here.
And so don't, you know,
when you go on the internet, like I said,
of course, anybody who disagrees from my
politics, which is a lot of people
are going to pile on. But the other thing is, let me tell you something,
bigger names are coming.
And they did worse shit
than, you know, be surprised.
So that's, that's, I just wanted to put that out there.
Uh-oh.
My comedy's, my, my, my life's an open book.
You see what I talk about on stage.
I don't fucking, I don't hide much, you know.
So, uh, that's that.
What, what, uh, what happened this weekend, sports-wise?
Can we get back to the other thing?
Who made the Pro Bowl?
I was at the Brown's quarterback's wild, right, guys?
Do you guys see that?
What the fuck?
So a couple of things going out here.
First, the throwing people under the bus thing.
Oh, Lewis Black, he's out of the list.
There's going to be other names that come out.
I swear to, I mean, that's so unnecessary.
That is a guilty conscious kind of thing to do.
Totally.
Yeah.
They did worse stuff.
Yeah.
Well, all right, you've already naming names.
What are you talking about?
What are we talking about that?
What did you see?
Oh, you don't want to hear about the bigger names, what they did?
Oh, fuck.
I wasn't planning for that.
Right.
It's like, what do you, then what do you know?
if you claim to know stuff.
The other thing, too, is very sudden, John-esque,
I'm an open book.
You guys see my comedy?
I put it all out there.
Like, John thinks because he talks about having bloody hemorrhoids,
that he's like, well, my son changed his name.
I would definitely tell you guys that.
No, I don't think that at all.
I think you're not embarrassed by your bloody hemorrhoids,
and that you're shocked and rocked by the fact that your youngest son
changed his last name to the stepdad.
So you have an open book.
You just say embarrassing things about yourself from time to time.
Yeah.
and Nick takes it even a step further than John by saying within the same sentence,
I'm an open book, so don't ask me about this again.
Right, yes.
All right.
Yeah, I'm shutting it down right now.
And if you do criticize me, it's because you're a liberal Democrat.
Yes.
That's the only way, the only reason why someone would criticize me is if they don't agree with my politics.
So, all right, so that's an older clip.
Now we're going to fast forward to a more recent episode, Adam.
Yeah.
This was after the first.
files have come out and now he is hearing some response from his fans about it.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Tell what I tell you.
Excuse me.
I smoked a cigarette before I came in.
Yeah, all right.
Oh, geez.
Get worse.
Hi, I'm B. Arthur.
Suck my dick.
Real quick.
I see people, uh, I posted something.
Not about the Epstein shit.
I posted something out of it.
There was politics.
I was responding.
I was told that, uh, you know, they're out there.
All the kids.
that have 12 followers in their bedrooms
at their parents' house.
Okay.
So he's got kind of a nervous intro.
He's not really sure how to get into it.
And then it's right into the,
I see on social media,
these losers look at their mom in their basement.
That'll gag.
He's already got...
I've been told.
I've been told.
It's all...
He already knows the profile people who are,
you know, his detractors.
He knows exactly how big of a loser
each one of them is.
It's amazing how that works.
So, you know, there are,
there are victims here in this situation that he's talking about.
And he really is not acknowledging them at all with the be Arthur and the sports and the,
it's a serious topic.
You're a comic,
but you brought it up because of your serious implications.
Maybe just be honest with us.
We love your comedy.
We can tell when you're being honest with us.
And this is not that.
Now instead he decides to go on the attack.
You know what?
Let me just say this.
Let me just say it.
If you cost me one dime, whether it's a fucking gig being canceled and shit,
I'm going to get myself a good lawyer.
And I can afford one.
And you won't be living in your mother's basement anymore.
So for those of you, I addressed it.
Okay.
Threatening legal action is such a childish move, first off.
And secondly, it's so difficult to prove that a person who poses something on social media
costs you money.
To create that correlation, you would need the club owner or the promoter to
say, yeah, we were going to book you.
And then I saw this tweet right here.
And that's why we canceled on the $10,000 weekend that we had all widened up for you.
And even then, you had to be like, all right, but are there other offers?
Could you've gone to Boston instead of Cleveland that week?
Like, it's, it's crazy for him to go that challenge that quickly.
Just be like, and by the way, if you try to say I'm a bad person, I will sue you.
Okay.
He's a comment.
He doesn't think people are going to, like, if you're friends.
with Hitler or a monster,
people are going to ask you about it.
It now needs to become a part of
who you are, taking responsibility
for this thing. You don't get to
dictate the terms of it. Right.
Wow. He's done
talking about that. I think he's done.
He's settled. He's settled.
Yep, it's over.
And I'm
not done talking about it. So,
we're waiting for the Clintons
to
be deposed, or whatever the
fuck they call it. You know, going in front of
the committee.
And we'll talk about...
So again, it's like the other people
did worse things.
So let's focus on that. Let's get the spotlight
off of me. Clinton's. Let's watch
them. And he's a
right wing
firebrand. Like, when's the last
time he said, let's just let the Clinton
speak and I will decide what I'll say after
them. Let them take the lead.
I'll follow their lead on this one.
Let them go. That's how I operate.
I hate that ones. They're so windy.
I didn't even like airplanes.
What is he talking about?
All right.
So you labeled this
the worst defense,
the worst possible defense for this.
Yeah.
Talk about,
even if I had something to hide,
even if I had something to hide,
with what's coming,
Elon must name fucking people
who run countries that resign.
I mean, you're not even, you know,
holy fucking moly.
What,
controversial dude that guy I've got out in history
oh
all right so
Adam I want to tell you what I went through
when I was looking at these clips
prepping for the show at first I was like
oh Adam's going to be anti Nick Topalo
because he doesn't agree with his politics
and we're going to have a debate back and forth
and I'm going to say it seems like Nick Hanel
in the situation fine and it's a nothing burger
until I got to this clip right
here and now I'm skeptical
about everything and I think
he did do something and he does
have something to hide. The way that he just
said that. And even if I did
have something to hide, as soon as you do the end, even
if I did, I mean, that's
such a tell right there. Even
if I do have a two seven, you're not
going to go all in against me. Like, okay.
We all need to treat this with
respect, and there are many millions
of names listed in this thing. And not
all of them are
accomplices. Some of them are just
mentioned. Other people actually had dinner.
Other people really did business. Saying
your name is in there, doesn't
mean we can jump to wild conclusions.
And if he's trying to get ahead of that, I am
for it, then what the fuck did you just
say about Elon and about
the Clintons and about Lewis Black
and how much worse it is?
How do you know? What are you
talking about? And why is
everybody not allowed to ask you those
same questions you just threw on to them?
Yeah. Yeah.
This is getting
so defensive that I'm
concerned. Reminds me of the OPEA
emergency show you guys just did. He should have
thought through before he got on air.
Right.
Only this is much worse.
Allegedly.
I was curious because he said he's getting attacked on Twitter as to what's going on there.
So I pulled a couple of these tweets so we could see what spurned him going, I don't care,
I'm getting on the air, and I'm telling them that I'm going to sue the fuck out of them if they do this again.
Can you show number six?
Yeah.
All right.
So here's an example.
This is his Twitter where it has a...
Obama and Michelle, happy birthday to the woman who lights up every room she walks into.
I love you.
Mish.
And Nick retweets that with the, that's because she's carrying a flashlight looking for your balls.
I think I left him in here.
Now, first off, horribly crafted joke.
The fact that he had to do the, I think I left him in here tells you he knew that it didn't land.
Because he had to like, you know, got it?
Looking for balls with the flashlight?
I mean, it's terrible.
Because I can't find them.
Neither here nor there.
Let's see what people are commenting underneath this tweet that's getting him all flustered to the point where he has to go on his show.
It is over 100 maybe just supportive memes, jokes, people.
There's Michelle's a dick.
There's Michelle fucking Barack.
Naked Melania.
Hold on.
What's that?
What's that?
Tucked in there by The Dreamer.
Someone just posted the email from Jeffrey.
That's all they did.
There's another one, Riley Jay.
Yep.
Okay, so two people.
All they did was post the email that Nick himself already showed on his podcast.
And they did that twice more, or at least one of them did on two more tweets.
That's it.
No comment.
They just post the, hey, remember this.
Yeah, here's another tweet that he put out about ICE and Minneapolis and incompetency with government.
And you're scrolling through here.
And again, it's all supportive, people who are, oh, Riley J again.
same person, same thing.
Posting just that email exchange
that Nick himself showed.
And this is what he's threatening to
sue people over?
Yeah.
Huh. Yeah.
Maybe there's more to it than that.
Maybe we're not seeing what he's seeing at him.
I would hope so.
I guess so. I don't think so.
Okay.
I mean, did you see the way he was covering his eyes?
He thinks we don't see all this energy
and all this tension that he has, but we do.
Well, I would hope that he's taking this seriously and realizing that there are victims here
and that we shouldn't be using this as fodder, especially considering that his name has come up in the file dump, right?
Do you want to others? It's all he can do.
Psychotic fuck?
Mom Donnie's mom.
She's in there?
Dallas, you were dating her, right?
Yeah, it went south.
Of course, it didn't.
No, in Middle East.
he's having fun with that
but it's someone he doesn't like
and show it up in the list
like hey well that's kind of fun of games
for the record Nick
Mondami's mother is mentioned
she didn't have dinner
she didn't go to an event
she didn't do business
she has mentioned
the way the grateful debtor
mentioned because they went to a concert
or something tried to get tickets
you had dinner with them
you can joke about that
but no one's allowed
to ask you or say anything about this
I don't understand why
he's gonna have to explain
why he gets a pass and everyone else doesn't.
So let's watch someone who handles this
a little bit better showing up on the
Epstein list. And actually, a comic
who was at this exact same dinner
that Nick was at, so he's
got the same type of mentions in the file
dump as well. And that's our buddy, Jackie
Martling, just appeared on
this channel on the Super Bowl.
He had a couple Jackie jokes
that Christian Black got for us for the, who are
these broadcasters, Super Bowl
halftime special that we had.
And Jackie's on with our friend Chrissy Mayer.
Chrissy Mayer's interviewing him about this, and he handles things a bit differently.
The guy I saw was not abnormal at all.
I'm just a guy who liked jokes.
And we sat around having dinner with, if you would Nick DePaulo and Bobby Slayton and Woody Allen, Jay Thomas.
So, Jackie's just like, yeah, I didn't know he's a creep.
I got invited to a dinner party with a rich guy, and he's a big comedy fan.
It seemed cool.
That's how life is, I believe.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
believe, Jackie, like he looked fine.
He seemed like a nice guy.
What are you supposed to, you can spot these people like that?
Is that your gift in anyone who doesn't spot somebody like that?
It's because they're an accomplice.
Is that what you're saying?
This guy charmed kings and queens and dictators, but the joke master 3,000 is supposed
to be able to see through that and know what's happened.
Nick DePaolo knew his second he was there.
Didn't result in any action, but he knew immediately.
I mean, luckily, and amazingly, Chrissy comes back with a follow-up
question here that's very simple but gets an interesting answer.
Two E 71st Street.
Wow.
And it was great.
And you have a great story from there that I will not tell you.
Oh, is it in the book?
No, I'm not sure who to share it with you.
So she asked, where was the dinner?
Yes.
He gives the address because he remembers if it was an email or a text in exactly what the
address was.
Right, yeah, yeah.
And he says, and something happened afterwards that I'm not going to talk about,
now. Oh, that's interesting. He's got a story. Yeah, that's interesting. And if you go back and
you read Nick's email, that makes sense. Also, because Nick goes, there are other people who you know
who did worse things than I did. And all of a sudden, Jackie's like, oh, yeah, I got a story from that time.
Something happened. That's interesting. Something happened. So the other thing that we should
point out is this happened in 2015.
In 2008, Jeffrey Epstein was originally convicted, and it wasn't really well known.
It wasn't super highly publicized.
He was convicted in Florida.
It was, I think it was underage prostitution or sex trafficking.
I say it like it's nothing, but we all know Jeffrey Epstein's track record at this point.
And they gave a pretty light sentence.
He did like 18 months or something.
and he was out of prison 18 hours a day going about his business.
He'd just go there at night to nap and then head back out.
And so for Nick DePaolo was like really into politics,
for him to show up and be like, I knew exactly who that was.
That's Jeffrey Epstein.
Okay, that's a possibility.
But I also believe Jackie just be like, oh, it just seemed like a cool guy.
I got invited to his house.
Bobby Slate said he was cool.
Free dinner.
Yeah.
Well, especially Jackie.
Yeah.
The snoring.
There are more emails with Jackie.
And all of them are him asking them for money for specific comedy
projects, which you believe.
And stuttering John was like, can you
believe Jackie? What an idiot
was asking for
Jeffrey Epstein to help invest in this comedy
club in Vegas. And it's like,
well, yeah, that's kind of how you
mingle. You know, that's,
that is what you would do if you
meet a billionaire who's a fan of yours.
Like, God, do you want to invest in something I'm working
on? Because I'd be great. What a loser.
Anyway, $5 and I'll suck
my own dick. Yeah, that's what it was so
funny about it was that John was actually like this was a
a crazy crime.
It's like,
this wasn't
Jeffrey Epstein
in 2019
that we're talking about
because that'd be a little wild.
Sounds like someone
wasn't invited.
Yes.
You know it likes comedy.
That's why stuttering John wasn't there.
You know,
we did just play
Chrissy Mayer on here.
And she's going to show up again
in our...
Grinch of the week.
Grinch of the week.
Adam, set this one up.
There's a lot to this.
Okay.
Chris he assembled a group of people
to review the Bad Bunny half-time performance.
And they all let us know, right at the bat,
they have no idea who Bad Bunny is.
They don't know his music.
They also didn't see the halftime show.
No. But they are positive.
It sucked.
They also missed the Turning Point show as well,
but they know it was superior
because, you know, they pulled it off.
Weird, because I didn't see the turning point
that Chris Rock,
the Kid Rock thing.
But didn't he have a problem
with syncing up his lip-sink?
and so everyone was clowning him because he wasn't lip singing correctly.
Oh, yeah, he's a terrible musician and performer,
so he doesn't know how to move his mouth to match the words
or to keep his microphone to his face so it looks like he's singing.
This is a weird thing that's going on where if you're,
if you lean a certain way politically,
you have to hate Bad Bunny or the Bad Bunny halftime show.
It's an odd way to go about your life.
Because most entertainment is left leading.
I'm sorry.
For every kid rock, there's 300 artists that are crushing it who don't vote the same way that you do.
So get over it.
Yeah, why is there so much weight on the halftime show?
That's the other thing, too.
I got up and watched my office.
So did you.
You watched with me.
Yeah.
And we watched Christian Blatton.
I was going to say Dennis Miller.
Fucking.
It is Dennis Miller.
It is Dennis Miller.
I was a Dennis Leary.
Dennis Miller was on the halftime show.
Anyway.
So they're debating.
this, none of them have seen it.
Yes, and they're trying to roast him, but they don't really know how.
So Chrissy finds an old leaked video of Bad Bunny where we can hear his voice without
auto tune.
Oh, that's going to be embarrassing.
I'm like, I still, I've heard his name.
I just know nothing about the person.
So this was caught, this was a few years ago.
Someone caught at a concert where his backing track cut out, but he kept singing because
he had earplugs in and he didn't really.
realize that his whole backing track went out.
This is what he actually sounds like.
I don't know.
Oh, oh.
This is,
like Kermit, if Kermit had Down syndrome.
I swear I would say this was dubbed.
Maybe, because I can hear the squeaking shoes in the background.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm going to tell myself it's real.
I'm going to tell myself it's real too.
That's the reality I want to live in.
I don't care.
Is that checked?
Oh my God.
Who knows?
The video.
I've literally never heard.
I like,
I keep seeing the meme of like,
I've never even heard bad.
I don't think I,
gun to my head.
I really don't think I can name a single song.
Okay.
That's the cool thing too.
It's not know who he has or any of his music.
Which I don't know.
Enemy's music.
I don't care.
But you're cool.
I don't go shit.
I don't, you know,
I'm not like,
well look at me I don't know the halftime
Performers music
so you guys are familiar with the shreds videos that were very
popular for a very long time huge fans
some of the funniest shit you've ever seen
Ozzy hey
like I'm clapping or any van
halen and you even have the little crowd noise
like ha
it's just a silly little
like that video had all of that
it was so obvious because
they're like way his ear plugs in so we can't tell
to how that works
at all but also
the idea that Autotune would fix that up.
All right, hit the Autotube button.
So fucking stupid.
So, yeah, I think they got head on that one.
Which is fine.
It happens.
But seeing their absolute inability to change course once they realized that was really upsetting.
You're like, we didn't watch it.
We didn't do any research on it.
We can't even figure out if it's real or fake.
and we also can't change courses,
so we're just going to choose to live in a world
that believes what we believe.
Anyway, back to reporting the news.
Yes, I want to believe it.
One of the women said,
I want to believe that that's real.
Cool.
Fair enough.
And your beat, of course, is the Opster.
We had an amazing emergency show on Monday,
breaking down Opie's Monday show,
where he came on and said,
yeah, Ron and I have parted ways, I think.
because Ron kept bringing up these DMs.
He's getting from Anthony Coomia,
and Anthony's telling me he didn't send him a DM,
so I don't know if Ron's making that up.
I don't know what his end game is.
I don't know he's bringing up Anthony.
I'm trying to move on from the Opie and Anthony show.
I don't want to bring up my former partner,
and Ryan keeps bringing it up,
but I had to talk to him afterwards,
and we had some theories on it.
We had some interesting insights
as to what actually happened,
who quit who.
But it's happening now.
Opie is with Tony P,
the dynamic person,
of Tony P.
And so on Tuesday, Opie's show was him and Tony.
And someone brought up a good point.
I got an email from someone saying,
Tony P.
And Ron are friends.
Like they're on the show this weekend,
Valentine's Day night that Opie was complaining about that he wouldn't go to
because he's got to take his wife out for Valentine's Day.
Sure.
Sure,
so what's going to happen if Tony P.
is now Opie's guy,
is Ryan going to be resentful?
Are they going to be able to maintain their friendship through this?
it's going to get awkward, right?
Opie brought Ron in.
Ron was one of the guys in the back at Get Parts for a while until he was asked to move up
to the big leagues and get the mic.
So he is his protege.
I'm guessing as stand-ups, their careers have had ups and downs,
and they're just so used to this kind of thing.
One guy gets on Star Search.
Ups and others stand up.
Now sit down.
You're done.
Five minutes.
Here's the light.
All right.
So our first clip here is
this is how,
things are wrapping up on the show on Tuesday morning?
I'm going to stress right here that nothing happens.
The entire episode, there's not a single thing.
I was positive Opie would not be able to shut up and just want to vent to his friend.
But Opie did the classic thing I love so much.
We're right at the end as you're saying goodbye.
He's like, oh, one more thing.
And then he asks.
Moons here, the moon's there.
Fuck at the moon.
All right.
Anyone, DM you overnight?
DM me?
No, I don't get DMs.
I don't get DMs.
You're not getting any DMs.
No, no DMs over here.
You're not getting DMs at your whole, you're the whole show.
No, bro, I'm so fantastic.
I'm so fabulous.
We get this tell from Opie.
It bothers him so much.
He's doing that.
But this is obviously on his mind the entire episode.
If he's bringing up to the arm.
If he's like, so anyway, Anthony, couldn't we reach out to you yet?
Isn't someone fucking with you?
Did she mention me?
Did she miss?
Exactly, exactly.
Or more so, it's, uh, see, Ron, this is why I'm piss at you.
This is the thing that I'm annoyed with.
I'm stuck with Tony P.
Oh, God.
Thanks.
What a nightmare.
Did you see Tony P.
was like doing something?
And I'll be like, okay, man.
I can tell me he's already like, this is going to be a lot of work dealing with this guy.
And he's not used to working.
No.
Also, I'm pretty sure he's a father and he has no idea how to deal with this guy.
He's like, this is really uncomfortable and awkward.
And I don't know what to tell you.
I'm just a guest here.
The thing about Opie that should be pointed out is that Opie is surrounded himself with such
great talent that it's brought him up through his career.
I mean, we've talked about it all the time, but being around Patrice and Jim and Anthony and
all these comedians and, you know, the Bill Burrs and Colin Quinn's and all the guys that
would come in frequently really helped Opie become Opie from Opie and Anthony.
What Opie can't do is take guys who earn as good and bring them up.
He's not one of these dudes who it's like, man, this guy's kind of mediocre, but when he's in a room with Opie, he seems a little bit more dynamic.
He seems a little bit more interesting.
That was one of the things that Howard's greatest talent was.
Howard could get us interested in Jeff the drunk.
And it's like, Jeff the drunk did something this weekend that was embarrassing.
I'm like, what did he do?
You're like, why do I care what the fuck Jeff the drunk did this past weekend?
But because of Howard's brilliance, I'm like, oh, really did?
We have tape of it?
What do we got?
Meanwhile, we got Tony P. going, duh, DMs.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I know.
He's not even following along.
But this is an example of how Opie is so bad at taking a guy who's never done this before.
Obviously, he doesn't know what he's doing.
You'd think that Opie would do a great job of prepping for the show so that Tony can pop in with some quick one liners if he's got him.
But if not, Opie can carry the show and doesn't worry about his new co-host.
Pete, thank you.
Tony P. Comedy on all the socials?
All the socials, Tony P. Comedy.
And I'll see it get part soon, all right?
You got it, man.
All right.
We just get a limp to the finish line.
How about we end with you?
What do you got?
Give me one fucking thing you got to end this thing.
You're going to say it, and I'm going to hit end stream.
It's one thing that I got me.
You're like, you're like, my wife.
Get on right now, bro.
Doche chill.
Why would you do that?
Why would Opie turn to this nothing and go, all right, before we end, do something exciting and funny?
Now you go.
What do you got?
Fuck.
He rightly realized it was a weak ending, but then took no responsibility and just forced this monkey to dance.
What are we going to limp to the finish line?
I don't want a dick thing to say.
It's your show.
It says Opie in big letters above your head.
I didn't think we would, but here we are.
Go figure.
All right, so that's the debut of the Opie and Tony show.
Not too excited about that.
This morning, Opie and Tony on again.
So Tony is definitely full time, it seems like.
But they brought on a third guest, Alex Stein.
Now, the thing about Alex Stein, and I love Alex, as you guys know, he's been on this show, I've been on his show.
You don't need a third mic when Alex Stein is at the room.
He will do the talking.
And so Tony got zero words in.
the episode this morning, which is great, which is fine.
But what I found interesting was what Alex had to say about the devilverse.
Now, if you recall, when I went on Alex's show out in Dallas, I wasn't ready for this,
but he wanted to talk about the devilverse the entire time.
Our entire conversation, Joey C came on, and we were just talking Aaron Imholt and stuttering
John and Opie was just devilverse topics nonstop.
on that show.
Dabbled.
He just sat down and he went.
It was crazy.
Listen to what Alex is saying in 2026 now.
A lot of people said to be, Tony, why are you having Alex Stein on?
You know he's going to pull some shit.
Let him pull some shit.
Can you hear me now?
Are you kidding?
I'm the biggest Greg O.P. Hughes fan in the world.
These people are, you know, I hate the dabble verse.
I'm telling you, the dabble verse is the worst place on the internet.
I know I'm going to get a lot of kickback for this.
But, I mean, just I'm on your side, Opie, when it comes to the Dabbleverse.
It is an absolute disaster to even be a part of it, trust me.
Well, I don't even follow the Dabbleverse.
They try to pull the-
I know.
That's why I would go on your show because you're anti-dabbleverse.
But, you know, they try to drag you into it.
They try to drag me into it.
I hate it so much.
Wait, they're trying to.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Alex Settry he hates the Dabbleverse?
And Ope just said, I don't know anything about it.
Yeah, you're anti-dabelverse.
What is going on here?
I hope he's in love and he is looking at him with lust.
He is just enamored.
It's the first time I've heard somebody else speaking and him like trying to listen.
Opie's got a giant sore on his lip.
You see that?
Yeah, I know.
That's not great.
Eric Nagel is in the chat.
When we were talking about how he ended that show with Tony P.
going, okay, what do you got?
You're right, Eric Nagel.
He used to bring in Eric into the studio.
and, you know, play the baby elephant walk song and then be like, all right, what do you got?
One joke.
Maybe something topical.
Maybe something in the news today.
What do you got for us?
You call it the virus bit.
And so it's him doing the virus bit again, which is not a good way to get a co-host going,
especially if that's like your new co-host for the show.
You might want to make it seem like the audiences want to hear what he has to say.
Prop him up a little bit.
Opie knows what he knows.
This is an interesting clip on here from this morning's episode
where we actually see for a moment
Opie being honest about what he's done in his career.
I appreciated this.
Well, Boba, see, I burnt every bridge.
I'm a problem, but you know, I'll be the first to admit it.
And me and Bubba started doing some stuff.
Then he got excited.
He's like, I'm going to go to Howard Stern and tell him that, you know,
I'm going to try to like get a show together.
together with you and we're going to put it on serious x-aim and i'm like dude that is not going to work
and i never heard from him again he probably got to talk he he talks good about you he talks good
no i love the guy i would love to get him back on this but i just want to mention the dabble verse really
fast uh you know okay so he's going to get into the dabores which i'm fascinated by but isn't
that interesting because i burned every bridge and i remember when bubba was on the show and
they were talking about trying to package us and get it back to serious because it was so stupid
And Opie seemed hopeful about that.
You know, it's another radio guy who worked at Sirius, and so did Opie.
So maybe there's a possibility of this.
I love the fact that Bubba was just like blowing smoke.
He never responded to OPE ever again after that.
What was the lie there?
And what was the not true part?
Did he really tell him, like, no, don't pitch this.
I don't want to be a part of it.
Or was he just trying to cover for the fact that nothing happened?
I remember him saying at the time, like there's no way Howard will allow that.
Of course not, but he didn't tell the guy trying to pitch it like, don't try and get me a job.
I mean, no.
Worst case scenario, you hope it's going to happen.
If he actually said that to him, no, don't do this after he did all that work, what a fucking asshole.
I can see why he didn't call him back.
Right.
No, I think Bubba was trying to find a way back onto Sirius and he saw Opie as like a potential co-host that would be a name that would they go, okay, yeah, that's interesting.
We could do something like that.
But, yeah, there's no way that was ever.
going to fly. Opie, I sure
was optimistic about it.
Hopi.
You can't
deny that some of those guys do well,
but I don't know, I don't know
where it leads to because like
you got, you got talent that
goes past just trashing
people. And the
dabble verse is based on an old opi
and Anthony bits, right? It's based on
October where you find someone just
you could find the weakness.
I could find the weakness with you if I
really wanted to. Of course. If I watched enough of your stuff, I would find a couple
clips where you weren't as good as, you know, you are, whatever. And then you just focus on that.
And then you make the guy look like a complete asshole. It's right out of the Opie and Anthony
playbook. It was called Jocktober. But the problem with the Jocktober thing when we did it,
we knew you can only do it for about a month. And it gets tiring and old. So I don't know what
these guys do when they're not trashing each other. Well, OPI, I, producer Chris,
mentioned, our 10-year anniversary is coming up in just a few weeks. We'll be celebrating 10 years
of who are these podcasts. We did lift the best bit you had on the Opian Anthony show. And it turns
out people like it. Turns out you can just run with that. This would be like Jeopardy. The
executives are meaning. They're like, we're just going to ask trivia questions. Every
fucking episode, just going to ask questions. People can either know the answers or they don't.
Is that what we're doing? Can we expand from this? Like, no, that's the show format. It's fine.
tried and true
That's another thing too
I'm seeing a lot of debate
I'm sure we're talking about
on Davilverse live tomorrow
But I'm seeing a lot of debate now
With some of the
Dumber idiots
In the Davleverse
About playing clips
Ah it's so lame to play
Because I'm glad people
Are getting struck
Copyright strikes
Just you're just playing clips
Could you imagine sports center
Where they're like
And the center fielder
Had a diving catch
It was pretty spectacular
I'll tell you man
He was running really fast
He caught up to it
I couldn't believe we got it
Well I'll take your word for it
It's like, play the fucking clip.
There was something that you think we should see
and you want to comment on it?
Then yes, I'd like to see that.
Have they never seen the news?
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's actually bombs that are exploding
over the city right now.
Describe them to me.
Yeah, yeah.
So there's explosions.
I don't believe it.
Can I just fucking retarded?
Two other things.
Everything he said there was so ridiculous
in very, very stuttering John.
He's like, if I wanted to, I could stop this.
Put it on hold, do a bunch of research, watch a bunch of your videos, even though he's a big fan.
Come back.
And I could, I could tear you apart.
Yep.
Why do you need to go take all that time?
Are you listening to him?
You guys just said that you're not the kind of people that need to be popular, trashing people.
You believe in something else.
His most viral moment is calling AOC a big booty Latina.
Yep.
That's the joke.
That's it.
That's the same thing that he's saying he's above.
You can just call him out on that.
I don't even have the clip, but Alex Stein on this episode goes, yeah, I realize that walking
into a room and making everyone like you was very difficult.
Walking in a room and making everyone hate you is easy.
Oh, yeah.
So that's what I do.
I go into a room and I'm a spectacle and I cause a raucous and people want me out of there.
Oh, that's deep insecurity.
But it works on the internet.
People love it.
They eat it all up.
But Opie has said this before where he's like, we did this bit.
I invented Jack Tover, basically what he said.
and, you know, if I wanted to do it, all I got to do is fine.
Like, the worst thing that you do and just show that, it's not that easy.
It's actually not that.
It's not as easy as Opie makes it sound like.
And I think John suffers from this too.
We're like, well, anyone can just trash someone.
I was like, no, I watch shows all the time that I'm like, there's nothing to clip here.
Yes.
These guys are good.
These guys are doing a good job.
Especially with Alex Stein.
Yes, right.
So it's funny that, you know, in Opie's mind, he has to think, like, anyone can make fun
of anyone.
No, no, no, no, you specifically, we can make fun of because you suck.
That's why that works so well.
And Opie was never funny on Jack Tover.
All right, Opie's going to explain Howard Stern's biggest mistake.
I always like when Opie was unemployed talks about what Howard did wrong,
who just signed a new contract with Opie's old company.
Letting Arty go is the biggest mistake because that's what made him so real.
And that's what, you know, Artie was the one guy on Howard Stern.
that was similar to what we were doing on Opey and Anthony.
Now, did Howard let Artie go?
I was just going to ask.
Didn't he already quit?
Well, I don't know if he quit, but he stopped showing up because he was a drug addict and they eventually put him in rehab.
And he tried to kill himself.
And at a certain point, Howard's like, this job is not good for this guy.
I can't have him coming into work anymore.
He's going to stab himself over the weekend.
We've done the already sleeping in his chair three times now.
running out of ways to make this look appropriate.
But in Opie's mind, he let Artie go,
as if one day he walked in and just went,
all right, you're just not funny enough anymore.
Yeah, the audience loved him.
Everyone loved him.
Now, I will say this.
If Opie really wanted to analyze this correctly,
he could say getting rid of Artie,
or Artie leaving the show was the precipice of them transitioning
to the Marcy Turk,
A-list celebrity interview style show that everyone fucking hate.
So it, yes, there's a connection.
It goes from 2010 to 2013 or something.
There are years in between where this all went down.
But for Opie to just simplify and just be like, yeah, Howard would I go and then the show sucked is incorrect.
But very Opie-esque.
Yes, of course.
Because he could also say that Artie was so good that he was irreplaceable.
Right.
Which would be true.
Where you get these funny guys in.
I remember back of the day these comedians would come in
and they would try to do their act.
I'm like, ah, God, you're supposed to be a funny guy.
I don't want to hear your stupid airplane jokes.
If you're a funny guy, you come in and hang with us
and we'll find hopefully the humor.
And that was Artie.
And when Artie was on with Howard Stern,
that was when that show was very similar to what we were doing back in the day.
Isn't that funny, too, that Opie's thing is like,
Howard Stern was good when it was closest to what I was doing.
Yeah.
That's a weird angle to take for this.
It is annoying when people do their acts, but...
Yes, very much.
I don't know if Opie gets jokes.
He's going to find the funny.
Right.
And this guy, the nerve of him to have Vic Henley on his show regularly.
That was one of his go-to guys.
And he thinks he knows what good comics are to riff with on the radio.
Well, I remember when Howard we just turned to Artie and go.
Go.
All right.
What do you got for us?
We're going to finish things up strong.
What do you guys?
End big.
Go.
This is a wild thing for Opie to say, there's no way this is true.
Oh, pretentious.
You know, it's worth repeating.
But when I go down this road, people are like, you're obsessed with us.
Yeah, I'm obsessed with him because I know, I know for a fact because it was told to me by lawyers that no longer work in Sirius XM that the reason I'm not there is because I bothered Howard so much that he couldn't take it anymore.
Yeah, that's the reason I'm not there.
There's a part missing from that story.
A couple of parts missing from that story.
How about the fact that he got moved from mornings to afternoons and that no one listened to a show anymore and that he filmed a coworker taking a shit and, you know, taunted him with it?
All of those things.
But no, no, Howard couldn't take that he was there.
They worked on that.
They worked for that station together for many, many years.
They were competing in the morning together.
Then Opie goes to afternoons.
We're not competing anymore.
And that's when all of a sudden Howard's like, we got to fire this guy.
Yeah, that's it.
What an ego on this ass?
to think that Howard started something to do with him getting fired from serious.
That's how he wants it.
It ties him to him.
And, you know, Howard is very vocal about his discomfort with Call Her Daddy, and they
are not getting rid of her.
Right.
To think that, Opie was even on Howard's radar at that time.
Opie was fizzling out.
No one was listening to him.
Nobody cared anymore.
But listen to this simplistic view of what Howard thought about Opie and Anthony when they
were on the rise.
I died the whole thing.
So when me and Anthony made our mark and we were,
becoming huge. I'm telling you, he was jealous of us. We both worked for the same company.
The company wanted desperately Howard Stern in the morning, Opie and Anthony on in afternoons,
on every single one of their properties. Howard blocked that everywhere he could. So then they had
a mismatch. Well, we could put you on our other station. That's not as good. They wanted to put us
on all their powerhouse FM stations across America. And Howard blocked that. Why do you think Howard
blocked that. Why wouldn't you want
Opin Anthony on in the afternoon?
And he's the lead in the morning guy.
Let's find out. And the only reason
you got to think is because he was
jealous of what we were doing.
Oh, he was jealous.
Howard stirred.
The man who was getting higher ratings was in more
markets than Opied Anthony could ever
get to. The king of all media.
The king of all media was jealous of what those
guys were doing and that's why he had to block them
from doing that. Seems overly
simplistic to me. That could be wrong.
Do you see the way that Alex is looking at him during this?
I mean, I don't know if Alex is listening to him, but he is very good at communicating with his eyes, just smiling at him.
And it's like he's beaming to Opie.
I love you and you are killing it right now.
Dude, this is going so well for you.
Alex?
I love you.
I don't use this term very often.
Alex ball washes Opie so fucking hard in this episode.
He's like, you're the best.
I hate the devil first.
There are people making fun of you.
Why?
You're so great.
Like, okay.
He lays it out a little thick, which is fun.
You have a couple of clips from this episode, Adam.
Yeah, they're pretty meaningless, but they're pretty funny.
Okay.
I love, since they're both in real-life streamers that we call it,
they both are unleashed.
They both hit the street.
That's right, yeah, I forgot about that.
They have that in common.
Opie goes around Manhattan and sees Chinese tourists.
Yeah.
And says funny things to them.
And, you know, Alex does some wild stuff, too.
so they probably have a lot in common.
It's like Mr. Bean, Rowan Atkinson, and Sasha Baron Cohen,
Borat just getting to talk about their unique blend of comedy.
I love it.
I'm not as brave as I used to be.
That's why I bowed to someone like you, Alex, you're doing it,
because I was out there doing it, and I'm like,
something started feeling different on the streets
because I had balls with my street videos,
and then something changed, so I think you're right.
And I, a few times, I'm like, you know what,
I don't think I have it in me anymore to fucking take these big swings.
like you do.
Well, I don't even like to.
I mean, I did some live streams and, you know.
Okay.
I just like the idea that he's like,
it's hard to do.
And Alex's like, yeah, I don't like it either.
It's tough, but you do it if you want to.
But Opie never did it.
That's the thing.
Opie's pretending he wasn't just asking
where the envelopes are in the drugstore
and then talking about female hygiene products.
What I think he means is that back in the day,
he would have smashed those envelopes.
out of the person's hand.
I'm serious, he would have gone for it.
And now that he's older, he's just, he can't make,
he can't shout big booty Latina.
He's just going to wave high, you know.
He's not stopping on homeless cakes anymore.
Yeah, and I love the implication that, like, Alex does it because he loves it.
Of course, it's hard and uncomfortable.
It sucks.
But, yeah, it sucks.
Right.
You do what you got to do.
But you were right about the, um, he, he schmoozes Opie so hard that he turns
Opie completely Asian.
And he turns into like, Pat Marita by the end of this thing.
He's just beaming.
I've never seen him so happy making this face.
I think some of the criticism that you get is unfair.
And, you know, I'll always defend you.
And I'm an opian, Anthony, Mark.
And the show was Opie and Anthony.
It wasn't just Anthony.
And I think that should be known.
You know, I think you deserve the that you earned.
Well, I certainly appreciate that.
But, you know, I had my time.
You're fucking doing it.
Keep going, brother.
I'm a fan from afar.
Like, the shit that pops up.
I'm like, this guy, you go to the city councils.
That's fucking nuts.
Well, in New York, too.
Jennifer Goodyere is one of my biggest videos
is the city council.
Okay.
Yeah.
Look at them.
He's in Shen Yun.
He's beautiful.
Miss Judy.
What you lay off the Asians?
Gives some white makeup.
We have a gay shot over there.
Ew.
All right.
So, uh,
that's Opie minus Ron the waiter.
I'm worried about it.
Yeah.
I hope he figures out a rhythm and, uh,
get something going with Tony P.
because Tony P is a duh.
I do want to want to remind everybody listening
that he is actively accepting applications
for co-hosts right now,
so please send yours into him.
Vote for your favorite.
Adam might get in over there.
We'll see.
Not going well.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Don, the server shows up.
That would be amazing.
That's all it took.
That's like what Eric, the actor,
started calling it as Derek from Texas.
Right.
Howdy.
Tom the server.
Meanwhile, calm dude, coming in with $2.
Keep your chin up, Carl.
I'll try if I can find it.
We have a first timer on the show.
Jim's coming in from the show, Jim and them.
Jim and them you can find on YouTube.
They still have a YouTube channel currently.
What's going on, Jim?
Hey, thank you.
Tell me, you're not done with the Hopster, are you?
We are done with you?
We're moving on.
to Corey Feldman now.
But I mean, can I, can we talk a little bit about, uh, the, the opster?
Please.
Uh, well, Spuds Buckley himself.
Yeah.
Aren't you from the home of WBAB, brother wees?
The, the man that brought up the opster.
I did just want to real quick, because I was watching what you guys are doing.
I was very funny.
Um, him talking about Jock Tover and being like that was just one month of the Opie and
Anthony show when every other month was.
bring interns in to shit on them for an hour.
When you bring the comedians in, yeah, don't do your act because we're going to shit on
each other for hours.
And don't get me wrong, those were great.
But why is he acting like he doesn't know what this game is?
Like, that's what it's been about.
It's not like they were only clowning people during the Jacktober's segments.
Right.
Yes.
Like we talked about like Eric Nagel's in the chat.
We talked about how Eric Nagel would come in.
And Opie would just make an awkward hour-long segment out of trying to get Eric to say something
funny.
And Eric has told us, you know, behind the scenes.
He wasn't even allowed to try to make a joke because that was the point.
Like, oh, look at this dummy.
You can't come up with a joke.
So, yeah, it was constantly just busting balls and being douchebags to each other.
Sorry, yeah, because I'm an old O&A head from way back.
So, you know, I know all about the opster and spuds buckley and fudgy wudgy bars, all that good stuff.
But anyways, on to Corey Feldman.
Yeah, we are from the brother man home over here.
A lot of the opiisms that we know as opiisms were actually just brother we's.
sayings.
Motherhucker and all the stuff that Opie would say just blatantly stole from
brother weez.
And I'm sorry to hear about your channel.
Yeah, we dealt with this about a year.
I mean,
I'm sure you guys have been through this.
I don't know.
I've not.
Joe does this a lot.
I mean,
I've never been struck where we were taken down and we couldn't do live streaming
before.
So is it only,
it is only a week.
It's not like a channel termination or anything like that?
Seven days, yep.
All right.
Well, not bad.
Yeah.
We had two channels taken away.
We got them both back, so it is victorious.
But, yeah, it's a nightmare when that shit happens.
Yeah, I want to talk to you more about that.
If people aren't familiar with Jim and them, you should be because, you know,
we like to make fun of Opie or stuttering John.
These guys are experts when it comes to Corey Feldman.
Oh, thank you.
I really respect your work.
The work that you do with Corey and Clowningham, you found an angle to make fun of them.
It's so great is I love when you guys go into the minutia of, like, his music,
they will break down the song structure and the lyrics.
He has this one song you guys are talking about,
walk away, all about walking away.
You just got to walk away.
And the chorus is, walk away, walk away, stand your ground.
Walk away, walk away, stand your ground.
That's the opposite of walking away, standing your ground would not.
I appreciate you guys pointing that out.
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of great deep cuts.
also, I mean, we try to keep it as fresh as possible.
So there's, there's like 30 songs we've never even heard because we're still like
honing in on like the seven or eight songs that we love.
We just play over and over again.
Would you have that special box set that he put out?
Has anyone purchased that in your crew?
A listener did get it for us.
So yeah, we have an unboxing video on it.
It didn't come with, because he did his own unboxing video.
And he had promised that it would come with a hologram.
Like a QR code where you could pull it up on your phone.
We didn't get the QR code.
We didn't get the Hershey's Kisses because he said that sometimes they would come with candy inside.
We didn't get the candy.
And our 22 magazine is like a Teen Beat magazine ended up being torn.
But he found out it was for us so he wouldn't fix it for us.
Did you get the coloring book at least?
No, I wish.
I wish.
You guys got ripped off on that.
Some of the crans were chewed up.
So I have a connection with Jim through Drew Lane, who's also a huge fan of you guys.
And I actually went out to Detroit this past summer for the Loserville tour.
And I was hanging with Drew and all the guys over on the Drew Lane show.
We got to watch Corey live.
Did you get to see him opening for Olymp biscuit this past year?
Well, we covered all the videos, all the gaffs, all the goofs and gaffs, all the problems that happen.
Because the thing is, yeah, we've been talking about Corey off and on.
for a long time.
And just,
but we've just been like
withering away in obscurity.
We've been making podcasts since 2007 and,
uh,
scattered videos here and there.
And I realize,
well,
actually,
and a lot of times,
like I'm not fully versed in the dabbled verse,
but obviously I'd seen clips from all your different shows and
everything like that,
but I,
I'm not,
I don't know Howard Stern that well,
so I don't know a lot about Suttering John,
but I always respected the hustle.
Um, and then I, I would bring it up on our show.
I'd be like, these guys like kind of shit on each other and have battles with each other.
And everyone loves it.
And I was like, what is our thing?
And by accidentally, I realized like, well, whenever we put up Corey videos, they do well.
And then when Luserville happened last year, we just happened to do a reaction thing to one of
his things.
And it kind of really picked up steam.
And I was like, we just got to focus on this and just see how it rolls out.
Like it wasn't inorganic because we'd already been talking about it all the time anyway.
but we weren't regularly putting up our videos.
We were just putting podcasts out.
And obviously that just gets lost in the sea of like Joe Rogan and, you know,
call her daddy or whatever.
So right.
But we found once we really honed in on just like one thing that we kind of knew a lot about
and just stuck with it, it just that helped us.
Yeah, you guys and the bonfire, of course, big Jay O'Cerson.
Yes.
Are Corey Feldman experts and really study it well and know all the ins and out.
So what happened was we're in Atlantic City this past weekend, and we get up Sunday morning to drive back to Rochester to watch the Super Bowl at my house at a Super Bowl party.
So it's me and Lucy type box and producer Chris and trucker Andy in my car.
And Lucy's on Twitter looking at her phone.
And she's following Corey Feldman.
Corey Feldman had been in Rochester for a Gooney screening that we would have gone to.
We would have been.
But we were in AC for this event that we were at, so we missed it.
But we saw.
And the event was hanging with each other.
Well, yeah, it wasn't really an event.
We were just hanging out to the Borgata for the weekend.
But so Lucy pulls out her phone and starts reading this to us in the car.
And I'm going to do my best to read this.
It's not easy.
This man writes like a child.
It's very difficult.
It's all caps.
But you got this.
All right.
He says, hey, Feldfam, I wanted to let you all know.
that last night at my event in Rochester
for hashtag the goonies screening,
the real goons,
psycho-obsessed stalkers with a podcast
sent another spy to secretly film content
and cause mayhem at the event.
As soon as I heard that, I went,
he's talking about Jim and them.
I know for a fact he's talking about Jim and them.
So we were quickly like,
check his Twitter, check their YouTube page,
let's find out what's going on.
But I guess we saw this pretty fresh
because you hadn't responded yet.
But you do.
We'll get to that.
He says, this active terror group
who masquerade as comedians with a podcast
have repeatedly stalked and harassed myself and my family.
They also have stalked and harassed my dear friend, Heather Don May, to a level that is clearly insane.
Heather is a wonderful, kind-hearted woman who has volunteered her services with my fans,
keeping them connected to me and keeping them informed when I'm too busy.
God damn, he makes it.
He does make it tough, does it?
But so, so much more.
On top of that, she's an amazing friend that I love and respect.
there's no reason to hashtag love or respect there, Corey.
Deeply, I have for over a decade, this must stop.
Right there when I'm like, oh, Corey, how do you not fucking understand how any of this works yet?
You're telling the internet this must stop.
What do you think is going to happen?
Oh, okay.
Corey says he doesn't like it anymore.
Oh, he said hashtag stop.
Okay.
Okay.
We're definitely done then.
Heather has gone quiet and I have grown very concerned.
The constant assaults and targeted harassment on this innocent woman.
must stop now.
And not just her.
Leave my girlfriend and myself.
Great.
He's just...
In my crappy career.
He's just trying to get more people trapped with this.
What an idiot.
Leave my girlfriend and my son and even myself alone.
Take that mom.
Take that dad.
All right.
Well, I'm sorry.
What's the list of people we can't make fun of?
All right.
Corey's son.
All right.
Good.
Good.
The box set.
Keep my damn name out of your mouths.
This is the last warning.
This is the last warning.
Or what?
What a idiot.
All right.
Where was I?
You are vile excuses for human beings
who create a stupid distraction from hashtag truth
of how serious this is.
Children being raped is not a joke.
Nor is a guy who has the courage to stand up and speak up,
even if the mainstream media and the entire business
nor any of my peers will publicly stand with me.
Guess what?
I have an army building.
Whoa.
I hope they'll get.
built soon, Jesus Christ.
Maybe it's just an empty building.
And we're here to serve God's...
Wait, what's this?
And we're all here to serve God's will.
Children must be protected. Innocence, must be preserved. God bless.
Now, this is a wild rant to go on.
What the fuck happened in Rochester?
Do we know anything about this, Jim and them?
Well, the weird thing is, yeah, I had no idea what this was, what he was talking about.
Now, last year, I did put out a thing for, he was doing a convention.
He does convention appearances, obviously, signs posters, does photo ops.
And he was already, he'd gotten our channel taken down.
And so I just said, hey, if you're going to go to this, go up to his booth.
And we were trying to propose to him.
We wanted to propose marriage to him.
So we're like, just go up to him and ask him if you'll marry Jim and them because we want, like,
we're trying to get on a friendship arc where we want to turn this thing around and
become good friends. I mean, I even put out the challenge. If he just comes on our show for 15
minutes, we'll never talk about him again. Oh, I mean, he can't just sit there and be quiet,
obviously. Like, it has to be like a conversation. But if he comes on our show for 15 minutes,
we'll never talk about him again. So, I mean, I didn't know anything about this. And then,
um, we didn't hear anything. We recently got someone that commented on our YouTube saying,
it's a girl, but I mean, we get very skeptical with these things. You never know.
if this is like a weird setup, but someone did comment saying that they were at, they had gotten
tickets for Christmas or something and they got the VIP package where you get a meet and greet
and they said as they were in line, they thought like, hey, I'm going to go up and like as he's
signing or whatever, be like, hey, you should be friends with Jim and them or something. And from what
they said, he immediately like stopped what he was doing and said, get out. Like you'll be refunded,
get out of here and supposedly security came,
uh,
ushered her out.
And then supposedly she's still waiting on a refund there.
I think there is a newer tweet.
If you look in some of his responses where they asked for the refund and he replied
to it.
Um, so, but again, I mean, I never know because he mentions Heather
Don May in that, in that tweet that he had there that we call her his, his pit bull.
He has this woman.
She's listed as the webmistress of his.
website. She designs his awful website. She's this older Southern lady that does all this work for
free. She's like a big fan girl that he takes advantage of. But she also attacks people on social
media in his name. Like honestly, one of the reasons why we got a little bit deeper into some of this
stuff is because we were getting voicemails from this Southern lady asking us for our address to
serve us with court papers. And it was like, we already know who you are. So you might as well give us
your address so we could serve. It's like, yeah, that's how that works. And we led to look her up.
She has a YouTube channel that has over 100,000 subscribers, but no views. So it's all bought
with like League of Legends or World of Warcraft gameplay on there. And so I think she might
even deleted that. But he mentions that she went silent. So that's the only like weird fear
that I have is that if this old crazy woman hurt herself, he's going to try to twist it into
it's our fault somehow. Okay. So.
It's funny you say that the parallels here with Senator John.
I have other ones that we're going to get into in a little bit.
But the idea that you get threatened with legal action, you're like, oh, I'm taking my heels in them.
Then we're all in.
Which goes back to that tweet that we just read where it's like, this has to stop and don't make fun of my son.
Because Zen gets his feelings.
It turns very easily, and he's poor.
So don't talk about how he's autistic and poor.
It's my final warning.
Yeah, right.
And I'm going to do something.
Final warning.
All of this shit is so stupid.
It actually makes people want to do the exact opposite of what.
Corey's saying, which maybe is the end game.
Let me just read your response to this real quick,
and then I think some of this you were just covering.
For the record, we have no idea what he's talking about here at his Goonies event.
Just another lie.
He's doing this because we have had people on our show recently that worked directly with him
and Corey's Angels Band.
And what they are saying about their experience is horrific.
Also, his dear friend, this is, what's her name, Heather?
Yeah, Heather Don May, HDM, we call her.
Harasses and dockses people online.
that is why her main account was banned.
She was also leaving us harassing voicemails and sending us unhinged emails.
We also don't even talk about her anymore.
Correct.
Yeah, I mean, I definitely, I eased up on her.
I mean, if you notice the Twitter that he tagged her in, it's Heather Don May 2,
because her main account got banned because she was doxing us.
She was trying to post my address online.
She was posting pictures of my house, like from Zillow or whatever.
her. And she would be even before us. Like if anyone was critical, these weren't even in
Corey's replies. You know, he always has a viral clip of him doing his terrible guitar solo. And
there'll be people in there making fun of it. And then you'll see her in the comments yelling
at people talking about how her dad's a judge and a cop and all this stuff. She works for the CIA.
Like, it's insanity. So you had Margo Lane on recently. Correct. There's a, there's a documentary that
came out, Corey Feldman versus the world.
And in the documentary, Margo Lane, who was Corey's angel, was in the group, comes out
and has some pretty crazy allegations about Corey drugging girls while they were on tour.
Of course, Corey and his wife are constantly trying to get chicks to have a threesome with
them.
It looks like it's awful to be on tour with Corey.
Like the band, he's got these women in this band, by the way, can't play their instruments.
This girl goes, I've ever played bass in my life.
and Corey goes, you're the base player, when she got the job.
But they're like sleeping in their bus, and they're like, can we just take a shower?
Can we just go into a hotel and take it?
No, there's no time for that.
Like, Corey was just like a dick to these people and just like really makes it difficult.
He doesn't want them clean?
I know.
I thought that was weird too.
He's saving them, guys.
He's saving them.
Come on.
That's true.
Yeah, I mean, she was on our show.
She was great.
And yeah, she definitely had a lot of suspicions.
She definitely confirmed there was definitely a lot of drugs going around because he does position himself as this.
I've been sober for 30 plus years or whatever.
Yeah, he was a heroin addict in the 80s and he says he's cleaned up and hasn't touched the stuff since.
And I think in his mind, because we, you know, I guess similar to how you guys was stuttering, John kind of know how his mind works and how he's going to react to things.
like I can understand that he probably thinks, well, if I get prescriptions to oxycodone,
that's not me doing drugs.
This is a prescription that I got.
And then, yeah, she basically said that she was in fear of being drugged and raped.
You know, so we're trying to have like fun jokes.
And then like she's dropping bombs like that.
And it's like, oh, yeah, there's like reality here somewhat.
And that's why he wants to shield himself behind a lot of the Epstein stuff and even being, you know,
survivor himself, he wants to make sure that that's the main discussion so we don't focus
on any of his bad behavior.
That's essentially what it is.
So you think the incident that he's talking about, because I looked everywhere and I live in
this town.
There's someone I went to high school with who was at this show who posted about it on social
media.
I looked everywhere for someone to say like there was an incident that happened at the show
that disrupt the show because he's acting like this was a big disruption and it fucked up,
you know, right at the good part of the Goonies.
someone's yelling stuff out or something
and there's no evidence of this.
So it sounds like what you've described
is one person who got VIP tickets
and mentioned Jim in them
and then immediately got thrown out
is what he's ranting and raving about.
Correct, correct.
And we actually did have a similar thing
over the summer
he was doing a signing in Portland Comic-Con
and I know you got E-Rock from ONA in your chat.
We have our own E-Rock producer
and people always are like,
That's Iraq.
It's like, no, no, no, no, a different guy.
But he did go, he lives in Portland, so he went to the convention.
And he was just wearing a, he was wearing a Cocoa Bunn shirt, which is one of our shirts, just one of our sayings.
And he went up to Sean Aston's booth got a picture, but he mentioned Jim and them.
And Sean Asson was aware of it.
He's like, yeah, Corey talks about you guys all the time.
But he's like, I'm going to take a note to him.
He's like, you guys should just, because he's talking about the friendship arc.
And he's like, yeah, we should just hash this out.
But then Corey saw him in line.
got security over and there's like a whole video where security's like, look, you really made
Corey mad. And it's like, I didn't do all I did was buy a ticket to be here. And I bought these
photo ops. I actually haven't done anything. He did get a picture with Corey wearing the shirt.
And we, we wrapped the 22 necklaces just because Corey has 22 necklace. So we are like a
cult kind of. Sure. But he geeked out at that convention, had him kicked out. And again,
like he made it a bigger deal than like if it was just we got a picture and he signed a thing
nothing would have happened like no one was there to harass him or do anything it was literally
the goof was just getting a picture with him and wearing our shirt and so the the problem that
Corey has with you guys specifically with all of his detractors is that he gives them way more wife
than he should he calls you guys stalkers I think there was a time where his son Zen was
looking for money and you guys donated money and he was upset at that.
Yeah, like, well, I'm giving your son money.
He was asking for it.
I was like, oh, you're stalking him.
It's like, correct.
Because he recorded a video essentially kind of like a cameo video.
It's literally, it's a 10-second video where his son says, Jim and them is pop culture, bro.
I know that, I know that.
He doesn't say anything bad about his dad or anything like that.
He literally just shouts out Jim and them.
And Corey made this Instagram rant about us, yeah, saying we were stalking his mentally unwell son,
making him say bad things about him
and saying that he doesn't love his father,
he loves us.
Like he makes it into this thing.
I think he thinks he's going to get us like canceled
or he's going to get,
you know,
his narrative is going to spread.
He's going to spread.
Yeah, he's looking for people to be like,
oh, poor corn, why are they doing that to him?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think the big thing with this,
he's even if,
I mean, he probably still thinks it's a big deal,
but there's a part of him that knows it's not a big deal.
But he wants,
these smoke and mirrors because yes we're having these people on our show the director of the documentary
is going to be on our show on friday so and i think he knows that and he doesn't like the potential
of like what these people can can say about their experiences with them so is it true i was talking
about what he drew lane about this that the director of cori phelman versus the world which people
should check out it's really well done declined an interview with you guys because they had big j
instead?
Well, there's a long, there's a weird story with this.
So, because you should have been in that documentary.
Yeah.
Yeah, I kind of agree.
Although I guess it just focuses on that like 2016 to 2018 roughly time.
So fair enough.
But we had, the way they released this movie, I think it's because of a lot of the legal
potential.
Like I do think he's trying to get the movie pulled.
He was trying to sue it or whatever.
They didn't quite.
Which is ironic because he claims.
His documentary, which outed Charlie Sheen for fucking Corey Haim, he claims that people, the Wolfpack specifically, was trying to get that shut down.
And the server was taken down as it was streaming.
And he's got all these conspiracy theories about this stuff.
So it's not surprising that he would try to pull the same shenanigans on you guys.
And not you guys, but on this other doc.
That story's retcon into that was us all along.
Just because we say that we're Wolfpack.
So to him, it was always us.
He has this story about how monster trucks tried to run him over.
Dude, we played that on WTP.
It's the funniest thing.
I could believe.
This is Pete Corey Feldman right here.
Well, and in the police, we got the police report from the Portland incident at the
Comic Con when he basically got security.
There was a report.
And in his statement, he did, he does say that we were the ones driving the trucks.
So at this point, he's like, these guys have been harassing me.
they also tried to run me over with monster trucks in Texas.
And when that didn't work, they went back to harassing me.
But yeah, I'm sorry.
What we were talking about before that with the film release?
Yeah, so.
But you said the directors coming on your show this Friday.
Correct.
So they rushed it out.
They didn't do a lot of press because they weren't,
they didn't want to give him a lot of lead time.
Got it.
Okay.
So we got wind of this premiere and we're going to maybe go to it.
And we do talk to some of the angels.
and we got word from someone saying that it wasn't so like we didn't think we're entitled to be there or anything like that.
I mean, the most, we maybe want to say, hey, can you just, do you guys have press seats?
Because I didn't want to drive five hours and maybe we didn't get in or something.
But then, and it wasn't even about that.
We got words.
Someone said, well, no, they said don't talk to you guys.
And I was like, well, what is that?
Like, don't talk to us at all.
Like, that's kind of weird.
And then we, so we, you know, I kind of understood it on one hand.
like obviously where there's a if you're talking to the anti-cori podcast like that puts a certain
spin on your documentary that you think is you want to be pitched as neutral but then when we got
word of that I was like all right fair enough and then we saw that she was on the bonfire and we're like
what's that like the bonfire does exactly what we do maybe even worse sometimes yeah so we've been
kind of calling that out a bit and calling you know talking about how we're essentially we're the most
dangerous podcast because if you can go on the bonfire but not
come on Jim and them, I mean, then what's going on here?
Right.
Because you credit.
So I don't know if this was, I mean, well, I guess we're going to hash this out because
I don't know if this was like a thing of like phone tag or I mean, like a game of
telephone where maybe things got miscommunicated or maybe it's just a turnabout is fair
play.
Like she's just kind of changed her mind because Corey has now labeled her the dark media.
Like it's gone.
Like at this point, she's already dark media.
She might as well come on our dark media show to discuss the film.
So yeah, whatever.
They're going to change that.
So what time can people watch it?
Is that live on your channel on Friday?
Yeah, we'll be live around 715 Pacific on Friday.
And we'll go for who knows how long.
Awesome.
Definitely check that out.
Jim and them on YouTube.
A couple of the things I want to talk to you about because you're a Corey Feldman expert.
And I love the parallels.
If Corey Feldman had a podcast, it'd be great.
He doesn't.
So he doesn't really fit into our world as often.
But he's got so many similarities to stuttering.
John that I really enjoy because they're both narcissists who are has-beens who can't let go
and they both exaggerate and just lie about things all the time and continue to repeat them like
the resume.
John repeats his resume ad nauseum.
So does Corey.
And Corey says things like he's been in 18 number one films.
Is that even close to true?
No.
No.
We fact-checked this.
We try to fact-check this all the time.
we try to get people to ask him on Twitter to name the films because it's like you can go to
like an AI and it's going to give you a list and he of course even that list is wrong like I've
sat down and looked at his movies and like cross-checked it with like box office charts and
box office mojo I mean he's had a bunch of number one film so fair enough he was he was in some
some big movies for sure sure sure and a lot of his classics still hold up even though you
know I shit on him every week I could still appreciate some of the
those films. But yeah, it's, it's, I think it may be at like eight or nine, but it's definitely
not 18. He says 18. Go ahead. I was going to say, and he also throws out these billboard chart.
That's where I was going. Naxi claims he has number one songs that billboard charts. I'm like,
what the fuck billboard chart are we talking about? Yeah, which planet? That's insane.
He'll try to convince you that it's, well, it's the adult contemporary. That's why you're not,
like it's number 20 on the adult contemporary. But it's not. It's, yes, it's number 20.
on eight adult contemporary chart, but they're called the indicator charts, which are kind of like
a mini chart saying that this maybe is gaining a little, like it's, it got radio play in like 20
stations. Okay.
Across the country. That's essentially what that means. Like when you look at it and he'll
hold these plaques up. And if you zoom in, though, and look at the chart, it'll say like indicator
charts. And on one hand, I guess that works because no one's going to look into it. And it does say
billboard on it, but yeah, when you really
like break these things down, they're not
what he pitches. It's just so sad that he needs that to
be the case so badly. That's the part. No one
he's talking to is like, well, I have nine
number one films, so
we'll have 18. Like, nine is impressive.
You can just leave it at that. You don't need to
claim you were also in consideration for the
Leonardo DiCaprio role in what's
eating Gilbert grape. Yes.
Yes, that's another, yeah, all these roles
that he was supposed to have
and even he can't, I mean, I'm sure this is
something John does as well, because he
he also loses track of his lies.
Yeah.
So you'll have him in one interview saying something.
And then like it'll be months later,
paparazzi's talking to him.
And these aren't just like, oh, I misspoke.
This is like, I can't keep my lies straight.
So I'm saying something completely different.
And what's perfect is then I have a clip of him from an interview where he says,
you know how most people you can find someone saying one thing and then another interview
to say another thing?
You won't find that with me.
And it's like, dude, I find it all the time.
I constantly find it.
Well, I wanted to play a little bit of a podcast that Corey was on not too long ago.
It is The Magnificent Others with Billy Corgan.
And what I loved about this interview is that Billy Corgan is a very soft interviewer.
He's going to let you say your piece.
He's not going to push back.
And he explores things.
Billy's interested.
I think he does a good job on this show.
I've seen him with a number of guests that he does a pretty good job with.
And Corey just feeds him so much bullshit and horseshit.
that, you know, Billy's going to go along with.
And so here's one of the examples that I wanted to discuss with you.
I mean, I have a friend who I work with in professional wrestling.
His bedroom is completely devoted to the Goonies.
Oh, wow.
And he's 40 years old.
That's funny.
But that's his favorite movie.
Goonies never say die.
That's my friend.
Oh, well, yeah, I hear you.
I mean, look, for me, it's kind of like, oh, that thing, you know,
like I don't really spend much time thinking about it.
So that's funny right there.
He goes, Goonies Never Say Die.
He flashes the two because they're looking for the sequel.
He's hoping that.
The sequel comes out.
And he goes, I don't spend any time thinking about it.
He's doing a, she's out of tour right now showing that movie.
Yeah, we just missed him.
I would have been there.
I don't even like that movie, but I would have gone to hang out with Corey on that one.
I don't really think about it.
And there are interviews we've covered where it goes either way.
He's going to be a dick about it no matter what.
If you don't bring it up, he's going to be upset.
set you didn't bring it up. But if you do bring it up, he's going to be like, no, no, I don't want to,
I want to talk about now. I'm not about the old stuff. Like he'll, it's, it's amazing that
he'll look for a way to be upset about what you're saying instead of just going like, oh,
thank you so much, you know, like what a great part of my life or career or whatever.
Also, not for nothing. But if Billy Corrig goes, this guy I know from professional wrestling loves
the goonies and they're like, oh, who is that? I bet it's somewhat famous.
Billy's bringing this up.
I bet it's like a guy with a name.
That's John Cina.
Anyway, the point is, you know.
Yeah, McCoy's like, I get this all the time.
It's really boring, actually.
Let's try to flip it on his head because obviously we talked a lot about a lot of hard stuff.
Yeah.
Do you feel good about the art of it all?
Or is it painful for you?
To be honest, no.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you why.
Because I want to understand.
I don't want to be that guy, but like, I like the movie.
Because you should too.
Right.
No, no.
I mean, Goonies is a good movie.
Don't be wrong.
Lost Boys is a great movie.
stand by me. I'm just, you know, 18 number one
films. They weren't number one for a mistake.
They were number one because they were great films.
18 number one,
again, this is where Billy is just like,
18 number one films.
I was unaware. Does he count the
McDonald's commercial?
It was filmed.
And I'm not sure if this is similar
with Stuttering John or not, but
I do think what's great about what
we do or what you guys do
is because most people, they might
even have, like Billy Corgan probably thinks
Like, huh, I wonder if that's true.
But you're not going to push them on it.
You're just going to like, fine, whatever.
We're just doing an interview from my podcast.
We're having a friendly discussion.
No big deal.
But I kind of love that there are people like us out there that are like, no, no, no, hold on a second.
Let's examine this a little bit and let's see why you're doing this and why you're just
like floating this stuff by and hoping people be polite and not ask you about it.
Corey's been a celebrity's entire life.
so it's rare for someone to be such a big star as a child and have such a career through his teenage years
and then have no one ever tell him that he should stop playing music immediately and he's embarrassing himself
he's a rare breed right here i don't think he has a lot of people surrounding him who give him good
advice i don't think he allows that he probably pushes those people away yeah i mean we've heard
i mean again we definitely heard from different people here and there
there. And I think some people do. And yeah, he's not going to accept it. And then a lot of people,
it's like the gravy train. We got to keep the gravy train going. Like, yeah, this is great. Keep it up.
Don't worry about it. So, yeah. And I think even in that movie, his brother's in the movie. And he's
always yelling at his brother. And his brother makes an amazing point because he just says at one point,
like, I'm the only one that will fight Corey, because obviously I grew up with him. I don't
really care. I'm not impressed by anything he's done. But, you know, with some, I know that he's a
kid that since he was three years old, everyone's told him he's right. So he's, he still believes
that or he has to believe that. I have to play this other story he tells Billy Corgan.
Because it's so funny. There's a Howard Stern, Suttering John tie into it. So, and this is a story
that's been telling for a long time. It's another one of these whoppers that he holds on to.
He wrote his song called What's Up with the Youth?
and this song, he was friends with Michael Jackson at the time.
And I'll let him tell the story.
But the fact that, like, Billy's just kind of nodding his head and going along with this.
And I'll show you what actually went down.
True.
Right.
And that, and in that...
And you knew that, let's call it, you knew the Hollywood version.
Of course, but not only the Hollywood version, the music version, too.
Because not only that, you have to realize, I'm coming from the 80s where Michael Jackson tells me my song,
What's Up with the Youth, is going to be a number one hit.
I played it for him in the car
You know he said this song is incredible Corey
This is a number one song
He was trying to fuck you
Can you imagine all the times
You told someone you wanted to fuck somebody that's totally not true
No they're ignorant
That's ignorant
Walk this into Tommy Mottola right now
At CBS Records
Your cute little ass wrote that song
That sweet little behind right there
That's what came up with this
Will you hum it to me?
It's one of my favorite stories because we've heard it so many times.
And I think I've mentioned this on our show that I've heard it so many times that when he tells it now, I'm in the story.
Like the way I picture it is I was there as well as it was happening.
I can get you a number one song.
And I said, thank you anyway.
How old were you at that?
18.
Okay.
Okay.
He wasn't trying to fuck.
I'm never mind.
Yeah.
There goes that theory.
Just like seven and John, the guy was being nice.
And he has to pay for being nice to him.
Yeah.
You got a couple, but that's pretty Eddie.
Yeah.
And I was like, thank you, but no.
Because, number one, I'm your friend.
And I don't want you to think I'm just another guy trying to get some out of you.
Which would have been everybody in the world at that point.
Exactly.
Wow.
What a great guy, Cory Feldman is.
And he doesn't mind telling us about it, too.
Yeah.
It's nice and very generous.
Oh, he'll tell you.
Yeah, he won't stop telling you.
That's for sure.
I'm a little different than most people.
I'm actually a great guy who does amazing.
things.
Oh, good.
Good to know.
He's also just a bad business person because the way that works is you don't bring it up
unless they mention it or offer it, then you say yes.
Right.
That's how that works.
And number two, if I do it that way, then it's, you're the Michael Jackson protege.
I'll be a one-hit wonder.
Everybody will compare me to you for the rest of my life, and then what?
The funny thing is that all this happened except for the one-hit wonder part.
Right.
Yes.
Never did get the hits.
That's funny.
Never got the hit, and all he does is try to remind you of him being like an imitation Michael Jackson by constantly dancing and dressing like him.
It's one of the most bizarre things where he's almost showing self-awareness there, but completely not.
Where do you go from there as an artist?
Yeah.
So I thought if I'm going to do this, I've got to do it myself.
It's got to be legitimate and I've got to earn my stripes.
And if that means playing holes for the next 20 years, and so be.
I'll play the Beatles for the next 20 years, which brings us up to where we were.
And by the way, Howard Stern just, you know, smashed it like a pumpkin with everything by bringing me on his show with that song that Michael guest would become number one and making a joke out of it.
He blames Howard Stern for the song not taking off.
This is where we're going with this story.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
A fraud out of it.
Why do that happen, sorry?
Because he said, hey, I want you to go.
come on my new show and I said, well, I'm trying to push this new single, you know, is it a, like,
what's the format? I'd never seen the show. I just assumed he's like any other radio host.
Now, I did his radio show prior to that where everybody had warned me, you know, Howard Stern,
he's really mean, he's really cruel, he'll do really awful things. And I was like, oh, God, I was terrified.
But Sam kept saying, you got to do it. I was very good friends with Sam Kinnison. He'd say,
you've got to do it, you got to do it. Okay, fine. So I did it.
I was saying advice from Sam Kinnisson. Sure. Smart.
and he died.
So the day that Sam died was the first time I did Howard,
and Howard was very sweet.
He was very welcoming.
He was very warm.
We had an immediate bond.
Yeah.
So I did the show.
Sorry.
So Billy says, so how bad did it go?
Yeah, right.
Two or three times in succession,
and he said, come out to New York,
come to the TV show, too.
It'll be great.
So I'm going with the idea that he's been really,
sweet, he's been great. I came in through Sam so he knows not to mess with me, everything
will be fine. And I get there and they said, we're going to do a skit. It's called Club
Howie and you're going to perform, but we're going to act like it's Club MTV, but, you know,
I'm dressed as right, said Fred, and so it'll be kind of funny, but it'll be like you
performing and the performance won't be funny. It'll just be a performer.
Okay, I can go with that. So I do it. And I walk out on stage and there's...
You think he's being a little naive here, Adam? Just a little bit. I said, cool. What could go wrong with
that. I mean, the clip is so funny. Like, how would he not? I'm going to play it. And also, I mean,
even if you take all that out, if Howard didn't have any of that other stuff and it was
like the big gift that gets shared around is just him doing like the running man or whatever.
Yeah, that weird movie does. Yeah. Like that would John.
Doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would still be enough. I mean, Howard does put it over the top
because there's so many ridiculous things going on. But it's like there's no, there's no lost hit that
would have happened if this performance
did that. No, sure, that's why the story is so funny
the way he's explaining this. And, you know,
Billy's just being very generous.
It's like, oh, that would happen?
A midget and a hoolisker.
And there's guys passing
blow-up dolls in front of me and acting like
they're mentally impaired. And like,
I'm going, what is this?
What is this? This mockery.
So they took my music and they made
it a form of mockery. And that was
the initial launch.
I mean, the only thing that I had televised prior to that was an amazing reception when I performed as the first performance at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards back in 1989.
I can't out here Billy now.
I came out, the fans were going crazy, and the kids were screaming, and it was like the Beatles, and it was nuts, and it was great.
And every show that I had done privately was exactly like that.
I was there.
I was there.
He wasn't like that.
I was there.
You actually attended one of these shows?
The first kid's choice awards.
No shit.
I remember him performing, and it was a TV taping.
It really was less gay, but the same bit is on the Howitz Stern show.
Even if you watch, we've watched, if you watch it on YouTube or whatever, the crowd is, the crowd is clearly pumped in.
Because it sounds like they're going crazy, but in all the shots, people are just kind of sitting there like watching him.
And yeah, he's just going off doing boy band dances and stuff like that.
Yeah, he was a spectacle, and it's a TV taping.
Right.
this whole other spin on it
to make it a joke.
Fast forward to...
Do you think...
I've been fighting that stigma on and off way.
I just don't know the moment.
But in hindsight, do you think it was just
they thought they were having a bit of fun
or you think it was purposely mean-spirited?
I think it was very mean-spirited.
All right, so they did this a purpose to sabotage Corey's career.
Howard Stewart's in the writing meeting with Fred and Jack and they're like,
what do you guys want to do with this new TV show we have?
We could ruin Corey's music career.
Well, if I got word that Michael Jackson told him it was going to be a number one,
or that's what Corey thought.
I'd be like, yeah, we might want to fuck with him a little bit.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, I'd be fracking about the song like that.
But yeah, let's tell me fuck with this goody.
And supposedly, I mean, because we haven't covered really a lot of the Howard stuff yet.
He went on another like three or four times after it anyways.
That's what everyone in the chat is saying is that Corey has been on Howard Stern show multiple times since then has never brought this up.
And yet now we talks about it like it sabotaged his entire music career.
Like, you just heard him say that.
So, yeah, let's watch some of this.
This is a classic.
For us, it's a brand new song.
What's his song about?
The song is about, it's called What Up with Youth?
And it's about what's up with the youth in America today, gang violence, drug.
It's called What Up With Youth?
It's about like, what up with youth?
It never gets old.
It never gets old.
So good.
Very much like Nick DePaula, who shows up to dinner with Jeffrey Epstein.
I mean, he's younger here, but when he showed up and Howard was just like that and put the mic in his face,
He could go, you know what?
I don't want to sing my song right now.
Right.
And just not do it.
It is an option.
Yeah.
What up with soup?
Bugs and that kind of thing trying to make the world a better place.
Hey, I could relate to that for sure.
I really think that's good for the youth, you know?
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Oh, you see fucking cedering shot just that one of the asshole.
He saw himself.
Oh, cameras on me.
Yeah, he saw himself and I started fucking doing a stupid dance.
Hey, I could relate to that for sure.
Let me tell yourself, man.
I'm not kidding.
I really think that's good for the youth, you know?
And you wrote this yourself?
Yeah, you wrote it yourself?
Wrote it and produced it.
Let's hear for Corey right now with a song.
Let's all start dancing, baby.
Go ahead, Paul.
This song sucks so bad.
There it is.
There it is, yeah.
So we recently watched Corey on Dancing with the Stars
because he made a million excuses as to why he couldn't perform on there.
The dude cannot fucking dance.
It's like one of the things he does for a living right now.
I saw him live.
he dances the whole show and he can't dance.
One of the best things about that, too, is the timing worked out that we'd watched his,
he did dancing on ice in the UK, it was just like 10 years ago.
But either way, on that, I mean, of course he flopped.
He was bad.
On his exit interview, they did ask him, like, do you think maybe you should have just done
dancing with the stars instead of dancing on ice?
And he just said, well, then it wouldn't be fair, you know, like,
because it's like he's a professional dancer.
And then here we are, and it didn't, he's first person booted.
I know.
First person out.
You know, it's sad, too, because Dancing with the Stars, this season that Corey was on,
was just on tour.
They were at the Borgata.
That's right.
We spoke to one of the Dancing with the Stars' husbands who was there, one of the
headliners who was there.
And he was telling me that, yeah, no Corey, no Hilaria Baldwin either on this tour.
That's disappointing.
Also, thanks for meeting me.
I didn't want to be in there.
Yeah, I know.
He's just like, can I please give him a beer with you?
But no, it was funny because he knows we make fun of how are you a Baldwin.
And he goes, yeah, we didn't want her on this tour for all the reasons that you would think we wouldn't want her around.
Do they bring some of the celebs out?
I'm not familiar enough with that.
Or is it just the dancers?
No, the celebrities.
Yeah.
Celebrities are there for it.
When you do conventions like Corey, you're admitting that you're not working on art.
You are working on being fandom and celebrity and you're going to make money that way.
So you don't get to decide how people enjoy your shit.
If you're the duck from Howard the duck and you're signing,
you don't get to decide whether they're asking you to sign it out of respect
or because it's funny and they're making fun of it.
You just take the money and do it.
The fact that he still does conventions but thinks he can decide how people enjoy your fans.
Jim and them are fans.
They're spending money.
They are standing in line.
You don't get to decide how they enjoy it.
Every once in a while for a guy like Corey,
a big corporate machine like Dancing with the Stars
will come in, pick him up
and he got the opportunity
but what did he do?
He kept the fucking convention gigs
on the weekend.
You can't do both.
Dancing with the Stars, if you do well,
will catapult you to a new,
a whole new world.
Conventions will keep you doing conventions
but he needed that cash.
Every convention that you do,
it says they want you to.
If anything big comes up,
you can reschedule.
It would be so great.
if you could go do dancing with the stars
and then come back to us.
Now you're even more famous.
They're going to spend even more money.
You can get out of it.
He needed the cash.
And he can't get out of this like hustler mentality
and just work on his art.
He hasn't worked on dancing or singing or acting
or even being in a band at all.
He just works on getting back at his enemies.
Starring John's story.
He also says like he was put off by the scheduling of the whole thing.
It's like you said yes to it.
How did you not?
know that you had band rehearsal and that your album was coming out with your dumb girlfriend
and that you had these conventions coming up.
And he had to move.
He had to move.
No,
I love that.
The moving.
Yeah.
Yes, yeah.
I love that insight because, yeah, when, if you go back, when we were watching just
the initial press, like, lead up to that, stupid me.
Like, for whatever reason I always had, I give him way more credit than I should.
I really thought that he understood that this.
this was a big opportunity and he was going to be maybe a little bit different not be a dick to everyone not like have his outbursts or his tantrums i thought he understood like this is a network show this is a huge show this is putting your face back in magazines and getting people talking and yeah he completely fumbled it for no reason
part out. So we got the hook
coming up. Let's see. Maybe the hook will say it's
because so far it seems pretty pedestrian.
Howard or Corey?
Howard was looking at him like,
what is he doing?
Although he's like dancing stupid
around here. It really
is amazing to see kind of
because he's essentially in a
prison of this moment. Like he's
still living this moment today. That's why he's
always bringing up in interviews.
So it is like
it's such a weird thing to be able to see
that moment encapsulated for someone that they
I mean he could easily just stop performing
I get you know maybe that's unfair to say
if that's what he loves to do but he doesn't have to perform
but he really thinks if he keeps performing he's going to somehow overcome this
and we're going to forget about that because he's going to drop this song
that we're all going to love and we're going to realize we had them wrong all along
I mean that the song is it the jokes on you is that what it's called?
Oh right.
His new album is like literally saying like
Like, no, no, no, guys, you don't get it.
I'm the only one who gets what's going on here.
You're all dumb.
It doesn't work that way.
You can't just change history with a dumb song lyric.
My question about this moment is if he, he says he didn't know what the Stern show was about.
What if he did?
What would he have done different?
Right.
He would have done the same fucking thing.
We have to play this part because this is where John does this hilarious.
I believe we calls it joke dancing.
Oh, yeah.
And we're on WTP, so we have to, we're obligated to play this part.
And then somebody stepped in,
that it was a gangster to grind up.
Never, non-stop laughs.
John Melendez, unbelievable.
So well done.
Jim, thank you so much for coming on the show, my friend.
I hope that we get to hang out, uh, in Hackamania coming up in April.
Yeah, hopefully.
Yeah, hopefully maybe things might be happening.
I really appreciate you guys having me on.
And wow, what a perfect moment to end on because they're,
really is the collision there of the Coreyverse and the Dabbleverse, like, encapsulated in that
moment. So, yeah, thank you guys so much. Dude, thank you. Don't be a stranger. I really appreciate
your guys analysis. We should, uh, and especially now knowing that you're a big Opin Anthony guy.
I'd love to have you back on the show again to talk. Yes. I would love, I'd love to hear about
the new Opster and this new Anthony that he found. I was, I took a peek at some of the clips, but I mean,
it's just, it's almost embarrassing when I look at his channel and I see these 500
view shows that he's doing.
I'm like at that point, is he that hard up for attention or money?
I can't tell.
So, yeah, I'd love to talk about that more.
When did he get 500 views?
That's where it used to me, but we should certainly explore that, Jim.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
So Jim and Them on YouTube, you also have a Patreon.
Yes, yeah, patreon.com slash Jim and Them and basically Jim and them on all socials.
One word, obviously.
All right.
you guys do great work keep it up buddy thank you yeah thank you man jim from jim and them
joining the show uh let's talk about john melendez
all right so john milanda is also reacting to the comic showing up in the epstein files
and of course jackie martling showed up as we were talking about earlier in the program
and john is so excited about this he can't wait to butt
the balls of his old pale jacky who no longer talks to him and he's always looking for a reason to get one over
i have a bunch scenarios i think it'll be really fun to experiment with of course i'm well aware of your
brus with this all the time i can't do what jackie's uh but you seem as enamored with everything jokes as i am
they're they're so so snoddy so important
Yes. Love to meet again one fine day.
Okay, Jack. All right. You know.
Got it. You know, got it. Got it. Got it.
He's not right to you.
But wait. There's more.
Why is he have to wipe his nose like that?
And then flick it right at us.
It's so childish. One movement.
I always talk about this. If you think he's, if you, if you,
I think it's that you're watching a seven-year-old.
It'll all make sense.
Just wipe it all the way down his arm.
Stupid snot.
Wow, look at all that.
And then he talks about how he's shagging girls all the time.
No one's buying it.
What was the point of him reading that, playing it, and then saying, we got it, we got it?
Right.
Yeah, he doesn't know how to analyze anything or make it interesting.
So he's reading an email that Jackie sent to Jeffrey Epstein because he was looking for an investment.
and John acts like he would have handled this better.
He would have known what was up because John has all the morality.
Now, this is the latest one.
And I'm sorry.
I mean, but again, for Jacket, you know.
He's pretty sad everywhere on his hands.
You know, for him to, you know, ask Jeffrey Epstein.
He's just trying to get.
But again, this is Jackie being a snora.
And Jackie was so mad at me for calling him a schnora.
And I'm like, Jackie, that's what we did.
That's what we did all the time on Stern.
Come on.
You know, this is what Howard did.
I did.
Fred did.
Robin did.
We all goofing you for being a schnerer.
But somehow, and I mean, I got my fair share of fucking beatings on.
shit I did.
So here we are.
So John acts like, you know, Jackie's so mad at me for calling him cheap.
Nope, Jackie doesn't think about that at all.
Jackie's on his show ranting about you.
And I see Jackie on shows.
We just played him with Chrissy.
Seems to be enjoying himself.
I've seen him on Opie recently.
Seems to be like enjoying his life and just going about his day and trying to avoid the topic of John Melendez because that's toxic.
John still thinks they're fighting a battle with him.
each other.
I think thanks to Jim and them, I'm going to be comparing everyone for the next 100 episodes
to Corey Feldman now, because this is the same thing.
Like, Corey just went on all of those explanations saying, all of these people did horrible
things to me.
So why shouldn't they also happen to you?
And why can't I do them to you?
That's his justification.
You called out, like, personal details of some private gig that he did and listed everything,
all of his purchases on your show.
It was a private gig.
No one asked you to do that.
So therefore what?
Like, what is it?
You had bad shit happen to you.
That doesn't mean that has to happen to other people.
Yeah.
So John decides he needs to read some more of Jackie's emails to Epstein that he finds in a subreddit.
To Jeffrey Epstein.
You're a good guy.
Want to invest in the Jokland Comedy Club in Las Vegas?
Me.
Okay.
Now, seriously, folks.
folks
whenever you're done
texting you're
folks
take your time
I mean
some guys tell me
to invest in the Kleenex
yeah
before calling about
being snoddy and gross
he's got nothing
so he goes to the Howard Stern
subreddit
and see someone posted
you know Jackie writing to
Jeffrey Epstein
you're a good guy
want to invest in the Jokeland Comedy Club
it's like okay what's your take on it
what do you got
Adam, what's
What does John think he's getting over on with this?
He's pointing and he's laughing.
Okay.
And that's it.
Something bad is potentially happening to Jackie in a subreddit.
He can finally go into a subreddit and pull something out that's not about him and make fun of him.
But he's too tired or drunk or sick or drippy or I don't know what it is to even like get any of these thoughts out.
So he's just kind of like, you do it yourself.
It's like a paint.
by numbers.
There's,
it's Jackie and you come up with some jokes.
You're right.
Exactly.
I'm going to take a nap.
You got to see this subprudip post?
I don't know.
I got nothing.
It's there.
Someone like that.
And,
you know,
again,
Adam,
you brought this up
when you were talking about it
with Nick Tappalo earlier.
It's like the Jeffrey Epstein,
this whole world that we're talking about,
it's a brutal thing that happened.
And the fact that people are finding this to dunk on their
rifles is gross.
It's really gross to come on here and be like, isn't this great that this guy was
associated with this pedophile that ruins so many young girls' lives?
I don't think so.
I don't think that's great.
The Women's League came together to thank you for the work you were doing for them, John.
They really appreciated that, especially when you pause to take a couple texts in the
middle of your diet tribe.
I thought I really did think that this kind of shit was reserved to people like
Quad and John who don't have the option to tell jokes.
Right.
So they just resort to, you know, accusing people of crimes.
I've rarely heard somebody who has the option to be funny, not take it, you know,
or go that other route.
They go, they stay with funny.
It's the people who don't have that option that do this.
But now this is so big, everyone thinks they can just jump on in, including Nick DePaolo,
who's being accused of it at the time in defending himself.
He can do it to other people.
At some point, we're going to remember that there are actual victims involved.
in this thing.
And if you're going to talk about it,
you should be talking about them.
All right.
Well, John, of course,
is always a tattletale.
What's a tattletail?
Always a tattel tell.
Has Howard talked about this?
Because someone let me know.
I mean, Howard must have talked about this.
If not,
this is like the funniest thing.
I mean, if I were Howard,
I'd have Jackie on as a guest
to talk about it.
this.
But then again, Howard doesn't,
you know, Howard wants to forget the old Howard.
The old Howard would have Jackie on,
but not the new Howard.
Like the new Howard would rather talk about cats.
All right, here we go.
He talks about guitar, not cats.
Patrick Michael, not reading that.
So he immediately wants Jackie to get in trouble
from Howard Stern.
Right.
You know, he's just like, oh, is anyone alluring Howard Stern about this?
Can we get Jackie in more trouble?
Daddy issues.
With Daddy, yeah.
With our previous daddy that we had together.
What an asshole.
He goes, why wouldn't Howard have about this is hilarious?
It's hilarious.
But you could call him cheap on the backs of all of those victims.
Wouldn't that be worth it?
Maybe he'd feel hypocritical.
Maybe he'd be like, I don't know, people are going to mention I was at the ditty parties.
I don't want to get involved.
I just want to.
Maybe he's, I can't believe I'm defending.
this.
Jesus.
All right.
Let's shift gears to something that's way more fun.
My channel getting struck.
Oh.
Let's talk about Keanu coming on as John is gloating and celebrating my channel
getting struck and then Keanu's coming on to jump on board with him.
Club for Carl's channel taken down for a week by.
Yes.
He was suspended.
Either Whitney Cummings or somebody.
By Whitney Cummings herself.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Because it doesn't say.
Whitney. I almost thought like
maybe he was trying to make his channel seem
bigger by saying that Whitney herself
did it. Well, you know what?
See, that's, you ask,
you, you,
you all smart there.
That could be the thing.
Because I highly doubt
Whitney coming sits around and
thinks of club club.
Carl, but, I mean, or maybe
there's, you know, an algorithm or something.
So maybe what a...
Lawyers could, though. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
like somebody in her camp could go, wait a second.
This, you know, this ain't right, you know?
Right, right.
Correct.
That was the whole point.
I think John goes, look, if it happened on your show, that's your show.
So that represents you.
No matter, you know, John has said this many times.
It doesn't matter if there's a guest on your show.
Jay Leno would always tell me.
It reflects on the boss.
So whatever happens, Whitney Cummings gets my channel struck, whether it was an attorney
that works for her or her social media director or who knows who's doing this and monitoring
social media and YouTube.
And it's like, and Carl thought it was Whitney Cummings herself?
I don't.
I don't think Whitney Cummings is watching Clubfoot Carl.
I doubt she is, although she probably did see that video we posted.
It was pretty funny.
And she does watch a lot of herself on social media.
It gets pissed about it.
She thinks you're implying that she was a disgruntled fan who was just coming in for some
Frenchi Hana and was like, what?
me now.
Right.
As if I was implying that when I said, yeah.
Thanks Whitney for getting my video struck.
So this is amazing.
Now, Keanu, she likes to say that I slut shamer.
She said that recently I'm going to cover a lot of this.
I'm devil verse live tomorrow because Lucy went on Hughesy show yesterday with Keanu
and really exposed Keanu for how fucking retarded she is, which is great.
I can't wait to play it because Keanu.
Kiano just goes on and just makes these statements about, and then Lucy said this, and then Carl said that.
And then they play the clip, and Lucy's like, none of that happened.
But Kiyanu is so quick to go after people and play the victim, and I can't believe you guys would slut shame me.
I've never slut.
Maybe I have, but I'm not slut-shaving Kianu.
I'm not talking about her appearance.
I'm saying she's dumb.
I'm saying she's a really dumb, stupid person who shouldn't have a mic in front of her face for as often as she does.
And here's a perfect example of what I'm talking about when I say that.
Of course.
But when I strike these fucking assholes.
Which is well within your right.
People get on you for that.
But it's like, I don't know.
I mean, if YouTube, if it sticks, it sticks.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.
Those are the rules of YouTube.
Sorry.
Like, and it's within your right to.
Why should you be bullied into not doing that if you don't want that happening?
I've never understood this argument.
I don't know.
I don't understand the argument either.
What is the argument?
Do you want to repeat that back to me?
Can I summarize that for me?
If I put that to the chat, GPT, how would it summarize?
Stick for me.
Doesn't stick.
All right.
I went ahead and transcribe this.
Let me read it to you.
Let me read to you what Keanu just said, because Keanu is making a point about John's striking channels and how great that is.
Which is well within your right people get on you for that.
But it's like, I don't know.
I mean, if YouTube, if it sticks, it sticks.
If it doesn't, it doesn't.
Those are the rules of YouTube.
Sorry, like, and it's within your right to why should, why should you be bullied into not doing that if you don't want that happening?
I've never understood this argument.
I don't know.
She said nothing.
No.
Why would she possibly want to be talking to a microphone as often as she does?
She can't put a sentence together.
And I'm sure John agrees with her.
Oh, of course.
Because both these idiots don't say anything and think they're making poignant points.
It's what they're getting from each other is like he knows it was supportive.
He doesn't know what she said.
And she doesn't know what she said, but she knows it sounded supportive.
So everybody's happy.
She has no idea what she said.
She just knows that Carl's channel got struck.
That's a good thing.
John's striking Shulie and dabbling doofus, all good things.
These are good things because she's just team John.
That's the problem with these idiots.
They don't have any point of view.
They just know feelings and teams.
And so they're not consistent at all.
I have more examples of that.
No, but of course, when it comes to Whitney Cummings,
Lady Kay is trying to make it about free speech,
which is why now I call him,
he's lady good die of it.
So you just heard her laugh at that.
Okay?
Does she know why she laughed at that?
Because I think she doesn't.
And I think she laughs at John a lot when John's not funny at all.
And here's proof.
He's a freedom rider.
Like, he's all about Lady Goddive.
It was a freedom rider.
You wouldn't know that, would you?
No, not that one.
And then there's Maud.
I don't know.
She was giggling about it.
I mean, it's a bit of a stretch.
It's not a great joke from John.
She's giggling about it.
And he's like, do you know what that means?
She's like, no.
No, I like Good Dive of Chocolate.
Right.
You just said, lady.
You were talking about a guy.
So I giggle about it.
That's pretty funny.
Two different comics we watch today get accused of some kind of crime.
and resort it to be Arthur references.
Yeah, you're right.
Spel safe.
No, he just like, and he's like, are you going to be pissed off about this?
He's like, Whitney, it's like, well, I don't know what you expect to happen.
Okay.
This gets fucking retarded.
They're reading the tweet that I put out, which I'll show you in just a moment.
But now they're adding all this context and inflection to it.
Let's listen to this.
About this.
He's like, Whitney, it's like, well, I don't know what you expect to happen.
and you know what?
And then Whitney ain't going to be bull if it were,
if it actually, I can't imagine it's actually Whitney Cummings like,
I'll show you, Carl, and striking him.
But I think maybe her people or whatever, like,
they probably just went through a whole bunch of videos that were using her content.
And then, so that's what happens.
But.
Okay, so anything that they're talking about at all as usual.
So they think this is a copyright strike because I was using her,
content has fucking nothing to do with that.
These idiots, they go on and they have this take on things that they have zero understanding
of.
And all they're doing is embarrassing themselves.
Here's the tweet that I put out.
So at Whitney Cummings struck my channel and I'm in the YouTube timeout for one week.
Well done, Whitney.
You really get comedy and free speech.
Please check out my Rumble for today's WATB and the rest of this week's shows.
and I post this right here that shows that I didn't follow their harassment policy conduct.
And so I got a strike for community guidelines.
Nothing to do with using her content or anything like that.
And I explained it when I was talking about this up front in this episode about the fact that we were saying the words that Whitney had shown us.
she auto bans in the comments.
And so were people, whoever saw that and decided that that was harassment?
It wasn't.
We were just chuckling at the fact that she auto bans these hilarious words like unfuckable and ugly.
She's also like if you're smart, you'll be auto banning people with your list of words.
She was telling everyone if you're a woman on the internet, this is what you have to do.
You have to have a list of words.
So let everyone know what bothers you.
And so we were pointing that out.
But we were not harassing her.
We're not sexually harassing her or anything like that.
Kenna doesn't know what she's talking about.
But she does know that when bad things happen to me and Shulia, it makes her happy.
The key.
Okay.
Who are you?
So Shulie and Carl, they can't catch a fucking break.
Couldn't have happened to two nights or people.
But his thing, count.
That's a weird thing.
So Keanu doesn't like Shulie and me.
what do we do
differently than what she does
or John or Aaron Imholt or any of these
idiots? Why are we the villains on this one?
What is she talking about?
Does she do it better?
I think so, yeah, because we have more people watch.
So we do it.
She's jangling keys in front of a baby.
Like you like those names, Carl,
shit, where are you like hearing that?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
I don't know where she thinks is going to get her.
She's not thinking it through, obviously.
Like, it's not like they haven't been warmed.
I mean, like, how many times do you warn somebody
and yet they keep doing it?
I wasn't warned about the harassment policy
and the community guidelines, you fucking moron.
I don't think they're understanding
what happened to my channel.
I mean, John was looking at it and gloating,
but he didn't process any of the information
or figure anything out.
He just thinks of strikes a strike,
and therefore I played a Whitney clip.
I played a Whitney clips from the Daily Show.
And I got it cleared
because that's how the copy
copyright act works with fair use.
It's literally how it works.
And John's like, I understand federal law.
You fucking don't.
You think that this harassment policy violation has anything to do with me playing a clip.
He doesn't care.
It's because you make fun of him.
That's all this is about.
You make fun of him.
So we have to strike your channel.
But Adam, you brought this up early and often when you first started coming on the show regularly.
Watching people become the villain.
These are villains.
These are people who are just like, oh, Shulie's channel got taken out.
Carl's channel got taken down?
I happen to have a stance
because I have a point of view on things
where I go,
I don't want anyone's channel
getting taken down.
I hate strikes.
I hate people's shows getting banned
or taken off the internet.
I defended Jimmy Kimmel,
I defended Alex Jones.
I don't want anyone's show getting taken down.
See how easy it is to have like a stance
and not have fucking teams and sides
and be that stupid?
We genuinely want them all to be successful.
Yes, correct.
Long before you start.
started a podcast, you said to me, all I want is for people to make fun of me as much as I make
fun of them.
Yes. I was hoping for that.
She started this conversation.
John said, yeah, they say it's an issue with the First Amendment.
And she laughed at it.
Oh, First Amendment.
That's when you become a villain.
That was the moment.
Right.
Right.
That's taking down my channel, my freedom of speech is literally like a freedom of speech issue for me.
Go figure.
How do you like those two arrows, Carl?
Pretty easily, actually.
And she goes, oh, is that what he's worried about?
Yeah.
Yep.
It actually is.
A valid concern.
Very valid concern.
As should be for all streamers in this.
Right.
That's what's annoying about it.
This is funny.
This is Keanu explaining that she's funny and I'm not.
It's like you're naturally a funny person.
Like you could come on here and you can make, you know, just out of nowhere, just make some funny comments.
They can't.
Right. It's almost as if he's trying to crowbar in some like pre-planned zinger.
And it's like no one, no one even listens or it's just so awkward every time he's on a show.
It really is. Even his own.
Well said, Keanu. Nailed it.
You're funny, Keanu. Take it away.
This guy's trying to make zingers.
It's crowbar in something that's been pre-planned.
right it's both things apparently
but yes I'm I'm awkward and awful
even on my own show
I wonder why I have way more viewers than her
she must be doing terrible
so then they start talking about
we all know rumbled
my rumbled numbers are probably horrible I can't even see
how many people are watching our show right now
for producer Chris raise your hands
I can't see
give me a rumble rat if you're watching the show right now
we just want to see it's working
yes oh yeah we do have a couple
do you want them now or you want to wait
Yeah, why not?
Who cares?
Oh, nice.
Already garbage.
As soon as I said, we had zero.
Two upon three came point.
Whoa, all right.
Layoffs are not imminent anymore, everybody.
Someone named Cardiff Electric said us a buck.
Here's a pity rumble rant.
Don't spend it all at once.
I bet it's fucking Canadian, too.
I know.
Dip shit.
You can't help it spend it all at once.
Yeah.
Carl Frost and tips with a dollar.
Fuck John.
He's a poet.
Reverend O2.
$1.
Bless everyone.
Carl, you should send Ashley the link
just to fuck with Whitney.
Scor!
She might replace Adam.
Carl's plus some tips.
Comes back with two.
TSN raid at 9 tonight.
Special guest, Adam Bush.
Oh, is that true?
What was that?
Adam, you're on TSN tonight?
The raid?
Nope.
Oh, all right.
No, no.
All right.
Well?
That's not happening.
Check your email.
Maybe you are.
I want Chris to come over after this
and read the princess bride to me in those glasses we do i know he does kind of get out that vibe look
for your keys for a while never find you don't want to hear this part it's all romance you don't like this
so they're talking about how kevin brennan pays his guests and john says well there's a lot of
funny things that are happening here because john says something that's retarded as usual
and then keanu realizes she's being a hypocrite in real time which doesn't happen very off i would
pay them yeah i mean kata i promise you
you this. If I was making
20,000 a month, I
swear in my life, I would
pay you every time you came on.
God damn, and if only he was making that
he promises. He guarantees
if he was only he was making that $20,000
a month, he'd be paying his guests.
That's why Kevin Brennan pays
his guests because it's so easy for him. He makes $20,000
a month. It's easy to do that.
What a shit at?
What is the exact number?
Because John Cleesey makes $10,000 a month now.
Although he also said he's off the internet.
I don't know if he was live today or not.
But he claims he makes $10,000 a month.
So if he doubled that, he'd pay Keanu.
What if he got to $15,000?
What if he got to $12.5?
What's the number where he starts paying Keanu?
It's not, there isn't a number.
He's not going to pay Keanu.
He's keeping the money, guys.
You guys are both looking around like, yeah, what is that number?
It doesn't exist.
$20,000 doesn't matter.
He's keeping the fucking money.
I'm just trying to cross-check this against the $10 million he said if he won in the lottery,
he would give Susanna and the kids.
A million.
No, he said if I want a hundred million, I'd give them five million.
Wow.
It's so much worse than what I said.
So much worse.
I didn't give them 5% there, my wife and kids.
And that's his fantasy.
I know.
And that's it being a good guy.
Because what else are we here for?
What to help people?
So also, and less anyone get this confused, I'm not saying to pay Keanu.
Never ever pay Keanu.
She's not worth it.
She's awful for this show.
She sucks.
but and also people don't get maybe i just like coming on and hanging out with you my friendships
aren't transactional right and when was let i mean you always super chat me we do shows together
like it's what is transactional yeah that sounds transactional she goes she goes i don't care if you
pay me or not but then you also super tip me and put me on stand-up shows what
By the way, what does transactional mean?
I don't know.
It's like, mind your business, all right?
No one should care whether or not someone's paying someone or if.
Have you ever cared whether or not someone was paying someone?
Because you're saying that no one should care.
They aren't or, okay, I guess I could be a little hypocritical there because I did think he was sort of exploiting Scarlet a bit.
Oh, whoops.
I talked too much on the internet.
say both things all the fucking time because I'm retarded.
Come on, ladies.
Do we really care if we're getting paid or not?
Yeah, she's so quick to call people out.
And she's constantly saying the opposite things on different shows throughout the same day.
Mind your business.
Mind your business, she says.
John was very concerned about one, Tom Myers.
Because Tom Myers is on MLC making fun of the Dukkah the Future.
And so John's like, who the fuck is?
this guy. I don't even know
him. Yeah, he's got to get to the bottom
of us. Oh, all right.
Okay, so here is
is this Tom Myers
Standup Act? Is that what we're going to
analyze? Is this Tom
Myers? I don't
even know. Dude, how funny
is, oh, initially we were going to talk
about Tom Myers. Oh, yes.
The King. Tom Myers is
the greatest comedian of all time.
My favorite stand-up comedian.
If you want to know more
about Tom Myers. Oh, God.
The ball watching this guy.
Jesus, greatest comedian
of all time. Yet
nobody's heard of him. Yeah,
right. Would you have a bong hit transplant?
Oh, get the fuck out of you.
Greatest
comedian of all the time.
Get the fuck out of here.
You've got to be kidding me.
Greatest comedian of all time.
Case closed.
This is amazing.
because John is like screaming.
Who's Tom Myers?
Anyone know Tom Myers?
He goes on the internet.
He finds people talking about Tom Myers.
It happens to be Nick Mullen and Savro's Halkius from Comptown.
Clowning this idiot.
It's the reason why anyone knows who Tom Myers is because they started making fun of him.
Because Stavro, Savi, is from Baltimore and was doing shows with this guy.
I was like, this is the worst comic I've ever seen in my life.
And so doesn't John find the clip from Comptown where Nick and Stavi are making
making fun of Tom Myers being so sarcastic.
This guy's the greatest comic ever.
All right.
And John's like,
get the fuck out of here.
These guys are praising the city.
Like,
right.
Tom Myers sucks,
John.
I'm really good news.
The guy who's making fun of you on Kevin's show has no business making fun of
anyone ever.
And the best part is that John,
for days,
is asking every guest who comes out.
Who's Tom Myers?
Anyone know Tom Myers says,
what a lazy piece of shit?
You can't figure it out.
And the fact that he could have gotten the answer.
if he would have listened longer to that clip because they would have started playing clips of tom's standup and been like what the fuck but john couldn't take it because it was it was too much praise and he had to bail out he believes there's like a limited amount of compliments left in the world and we can't waste them on other people right so then he's also very afraid of matt mead now matt mead was dating scarlet hampton scarlet hampton scarlet hampton went on john's show scarlet claimed that matt mead abused her and john was like oh that's
terrible. Why would this guy do this?
blah, blah, blah. Well, Matt Mead is friends with Gino and Keanu.
And they're all doing a comedy show at Rodney's this month.
And now John's hearing that Matt Mead's talking shit about him.
Because, you know, John, I think drew first blood.
Uh-oh. Whoops.
He never draws first blood.
But anyway, it's hilarious because every show he's bringing up that he wants to be friends with Matt Mead.
He has no hard feelings.
He's telling Quad that.
He's telling Keanu.
that and he's just very concerned that Matt Mead's gonna beat the shit out of him when they have
this gig coming up which is funny because Matt could but uh this is some nervous Matt Mead
talking to more Tom Myers talk like I didn't I have no can no I have no idea who he is I never
had a beef with him but somebody just said that he was trashed me with pinky and I'm like I don't have
dumped to this guy I don't even know the guy he may not go to the gym but he can back pedal
I love that he goes,
I heard this guy's
Trashing me,
I don't even know this guy.
He's still on that thing?
Yeah.
Why does he have a problem with me?
I didn't even know this guy.
I've never even met this guy.
It's nothing to do with anything.
You're a public figure.
You put a lot of content out there that we make fun of.
How do you not understand that part?
And if you publicly talk shit about people,
they might hear it.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you have the ex-girlfriend who is accusing you of abusing them
and you platform that on your show and you go,
Oh, wow.
He sounds like a terrible person.
Rather than just be like, well, what's his side?
I can see why maybe someone would be pissed to you.
Is he on MLC?
I can't imagine.
Even if he were that he would say anything about you, I don't know.
Oh, and Keanu's friends with Matt Me.
She's like, I can't imagine you say anything about you.
Right.
The guy that no one has a problem with in the dabbled verse.
John Melendez.
I can't imagine someone watching a clip from John and being like,
oh, why are we so hard on this guy?
He's great.
Canada is so stupid.
I got to come up with more synonyms for retarded for this idiot.
No, I think you do.
Dolt.
Yeah.
Drip.
Moron.
I just don't like, it's like, who is this Tom Myers?
You know him?
Not, I've never met Tom Myers, but he's always been, uh, I get.
This is hilarious.
So this is, we get to see the world through Keanu's eyes.
Who is Tom Myers?
Now, I already just explained it.
Tom Myers is the least funny comic of all time.
Many people have told him if he just built himself as the least funny comic.
stand-up, he'd be able to sell out comedy clubs.
People'd be like, wow, I'm going to go see the least funny stand-up of all
time. But he doesn't have the awareness.
He goes, well, I'll probably middle of the pack.
Like, you're the top.
We're trying to help you out here, buddy.
Come on.
You're the least funny stand-up of all time.
Let's see what, how she perceives one, Tom Myers.
As he streams, and I guess he does, I guess he does comedy.
Is that way?
But he's always been really nice to me and funny-ish from what I know of him.
But, yeah, was he trashing you too?
Yeah, like him and him and Pinky watching the Duke of the future.
Oh, of course.
And, you know, and then, of course, Pinky is just like, you know,
like you can't stop holding in the laughter because he knows it's funny.
The whole thing is funny.
They're laughing at you, John.
We're all laughing at you.
It's ridiculous.
It's so good.
Right.
And then they're like, you know, I imagine.
and he's sitting there trying to be disgusted when...
But then, John Myers is there, and he's trashed.
And I'm like, wait a second.
I don't know you.
Like, who, like, who are you?
Like, why are you?
I guess he watches all of the shows.
And he's been nothing but nice to me from our limited contact.
Well, then he must be funny if he's been nice to you.
Canada's like, ah, he's a comedian.
I guess he's funny.
He has nice keys that he jangled.
But it's because Kevin Brenham has a much.
and treats him like an actual person,
which is insane.
It is.
I still mad at Shulie for doing that.
But you haven't that retard out of treating him like as a person?
That's wild.
But then Keanu doesn't know any better because she's like,
well, kind of in front of him on.
So I guess he's a comic people appreciate.
No.
And let's find out of Quad father knows who Tom Myers is.
I mean, Quad, this is the guy who was mad that we were doing Davelverse live
because he's keeping track of all the Davelverse.
Yeah.
So I got to think that he's going to have his finger on the.
the pulse and know exactly what's going on.
Yeah, who is he?
Tell me a little, I don't know who he is.
And do you know what Tom Myers is?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, please, can you school me on these people?
I don't know who are these people.
Well, Tom Myers, whatever.
He's a comedian.
He's been doing comedy forever.
He's based out of Baltimore area.
Jesus Christ, a Wiki would have this better.
He hasn't been doing comedy ever, and he's not a comedian.
You got Baltimore, right?
Ballard to word crime.
I hate his comedy.
I'm not into it.
I think it sucks.
But to each their own,
his bong hit transplant,
joke makes absolutely no sense to me.
And that's like his most well-known joke that he has.
Right.
The reason why his bad joke is the most well-known joke
is because he's the worst comic of all time.
Makes no sense.
What is it?
What is it?
All right, a bonk-he walks into a bar.
says to the bartender, he says, what is it?
I mean, I don't have it memorized.
You could look it up, though.
It's a well-known joke.
It's a well-known joke.
If it is, it's because of us.
Look up, bonnet transplant.
It'll pop right up.
It's been said many a time, but it's horrible.
It's a bad joke.
Yeah, and I don't even know who the guy is.
And then he goes on Pinky's show, and he's trash.
me and I'm going, what the
what the fuck did I do to this guy?
What is that mentality?
John has to wonder what he did to somebody
for someone to make fun of him.
What did I do to this guy?
He thinks he's big-timing them by saying
he doesn't know who they are over and over again.
By the time he asks Quad or Keanu,
he does know. He's looked it up.
He knows everything about them.
In that episode, he grills Quad about Matt Mead saying he knows
nothing about him and at some point he blurts out,
well, he is really handsome and you got to give it to him.
Matt Me's a handsome guy.
It's like, John, I thought you don't know them.
What he doesn't know is how he's allowed to feel about them.
He's kind of gauge that.
Do we like them?
Do we hate them?
I was making fun of that one guy.
I found out afterwards he was really slow, so I don't want to mess in it.
Is it okay to me?
Do we like?
What are we doing?
But honestly, I don't think the Matt Mead stuff is about that.
I think the Matt Mead thing is I might meet this guy in person.
Oh, yeah.
He knows everything about Matt Meade.
He's gauging what he can get away with or not.
Because I can't play all the clips.
but this week he's been telling everyone who listened to him,
like Gino, Kianu, Quadfather.
Can you tell Matt Mead that we're cool?
I don't have a problem with him.
Can you please tell him that?
Like, he's a scared little bitch about confronting Matt Mead.
It's been amazing watching him go from,
come by Pickwick Pub anytime from 3 to 5.
I'll be there.
Bring it to, I mean, this apology tour of everyone.
Can you please tell Matt Mead not to make fun of him?
Please tell him to be nice to meet at Rodney's.
Please, please, please.
He's scared.
It's very scared, which is funny.
I'm enjoying it.
Do we have any rumble rants that have come through?
We got two more.
Very good.
After this, we have Megan and Annie are here to play a game with us.
This could be Judy's AC, which is hot, or Judy's sack, which is not quite so hot.
Okay.
$5.
Thank you.
Love WATP.
Keep up the great work.
Thank you very much for the Rumble Rancer.
And Jim and them.
Oh.
Five bucks.
Nice.
Is John shit-faced or does he always sound like that?
Yes.
The answer is yes.
Yes.
He's shit-faced and he always sounds like that.
There's lots of fluids.
Yes.
Well, that was great to have Jim on the show.
I'm glad he's still hanging out.
Watching along with us.
I think he gets it.
And this is what we get.
Is it weird or is it gay?
What will we ever say today?
Is it gay?
Welcome, Megan.
Welcome, Annie.
Hello, hello.
Great to see you both.
Thank you for being here.
Of course, it's time for another round of Is It Gay?
This is the game show where every round is worth one point
until the final round, which is worth three points.
And that's where people who stink in the first five rounds
can potentially come back and win the whole thing.
The object of the game is to figure out whether or not
what Aaron Immol from Steeltoe is talking about is gay.
So we're going to watch a clip,
and then Meg is going to ask us if it's gay or not.
Get it to dance like Alfonso Ribeiro in Fresh Prince.
And then I'll be impressed.
Yeah, like, this is uncomfortable.
Like, I just have the urge to hit this with a baseball bat.
Some of their moves, like their Chinese ones are getting better.
Like, even like Tesla's are pretty good.
Optimus, you know, you can see Optimus giving some guy,
popcorn, guy, hands him a thing,
and Optimus scoops up popcorn, has a joke,
but it's not as fluid as this.
Sure.
So they're getting closer.
I was just so boring.
All right.
Is this dancing robot gay?
Adam. Yeah, it's gay.
Carl.
The last week's game was so tough.
And it's got me second-guessing everything.
I'm going to go, it's not gay.
Chris.
Not gay.
Annie.
For an extra $200 a year, it's gay.
All right.
Yeah.
He dances gay.
Oh, Rick.
Fuck.
Megan, you're in my head now.
God damn. That was so obvious, too.
Of course it's gay.
Of course
All right
Well done
Here comes round two
Is it gay
Oh it's 100
They keep me warm
And now I feel like I'm 100 degrees
I'm trying to park it though
You're in a park spot bro
You gotta move bro
Well guess what
There's a hundred
All right first of all
This guy is doing this for real
But the guys who are there
questioning him
Those are his boys
Like this is
This is part of a bit
That they're doing
Which is fine
There's nothing wrong with that
Is it gay to use chili stunned iguanas for a bit?
Any.
No, no, it sounds cool.
It does.
Chris?
Not gay.
Carl.
It's gay.
Adam.
It's gay.
But this is, I mean, these guys talking to them is a bit.
But I got to say, it's a funny concept for a video.
It's unique.
It's creative.
That doesn't sound gay at all.
That damn it.
I stink at this.
Can we just get to the final round?
Sure.
Round three.
Stink.
I know.
Round three isn't gay.
Coming up.
Now think about it like this.
That is direct insubordination.
Now, I'm not saying I don't want full transparency.
Obviously, we've been clamoring for the Epstein files for years.
So I'm full transnational.
No matter what the costs are here.
What the fuck is up with Owen's eyes?
Is that shading?
I can't unsee it now.
I've been mystified by it for a minute here.
Is Aaron staring into Owen Schroier's eyes gay?
Adam.
I want to say yeah.
So I'm going to follow my heart and say yeah.
Yeah.
Carl.
Yeah, this one's gay.
Chris.
Gay.
Annie.
Seems pretty gay.
All right.
Come on, Aaron, you got this.
This one's really dark, and this one's got color.
I've never noticed that.
That's gay, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes.
I knew he would have something specific about the shading.
I knew he would acknowledge it.
All right, I'm on the board.
I know everyone's rooting for me, so I wanted to announce that.
We're up to round four of Is It Gay?
T-Dudin says, aren't you embarrassed talking about wrestling?
what about your comics and action figures?
I don't have comics and action figures.
You don't like, okay, you don't have a TV show you really like
and you don't wonder what's going to happen next in the TV show
or what character's going to do what?
Or what you would do if you were writing that TV show?
Is it gay to not fantasize about writing your favorite TV show?
Annie?
No, it is not gay to not fantasize about it.
Chris?
I'm so confused.
I'm going not gay.
Carl.
I think it's not gay to not write fantasy fan fiction.
I don't know.
Not gay.
He is pro.
He's pro fantasy.
So,
Adam.
Yeah, it's gay to cosplay as a TV writer for fun.
Yeah.
So I mean it's not gay?
So it's not.
Shit.
I know.
This one's hard.
I'm going, I'm going gay.
Okay.
That's all I know.
I think God Melton's out here.
Do you have a real prompt with this one, I think?
I'll do that.
Never leave.
I feel like you're weirder than I am on that one.
Weirder.
I feel like if you really like that.
All right.
Not gay.
It gets the point.
I feel like I'm coming back.
We got round five here.
What are the scores?
Producer Chris.
And he's leading with four.
I got three.
Carl and Adam have two.
Oh, boy.
I need this one.
I need this one real bad.
Come on.
Carl.
Don't fuck this up.
Behind us, crews are still working to board up the house,
and I'll just direct your attention off to the left side.
You see an area up there that is badly charred.
Oh, you fucking retard.
No.
Do you know what he was trying to do?
When they said he set his house on fire trying to remove ice,
I thought he was doing it from the driveway.
This retard took like an acetylene torch
and tried to melt icicles with it.
Oh, God, you deserve to lose your home.
That sounds fun, actually.
Should we do that when we get done with this?
I'm going to go with fun.
Yeah.
All right.
Is it gay to use a blow torch to melt icicles hanging from your roof?
Adam.
When you say it like that, it did sound kind of fabulous, but I'm going to go with no.
Yeah, I don't think that's gay.
I think that's fun.
Chris.
It's not gay, I said.
rent it down ass oh that's your job not gay oh okay he agrees with me
annie uh i think erin thinks it's gay yep that's the name of the game
let's go you deserve to have all your windows boarded up you sir are retarded yes he took a
torch and he he just thought yeah yeah yeah just stop it there i like before he says gay i like that
i like that adam has to be so excited about everything that he watches wow could you believe
did? Yeah, that's fine. He's a radio guy, you know? Yeah, it's good. All right. What are the
scores? We're going into the final round. Annie and myself with four, you and Adam, with a pathetic
three. Okay. To anyone's game right now, of course, final round's a little bit different. This
one is worth three points. And it's not just, is it gay? We're going to get three different choices
from Megan. So multi-choice of what Aaron's going to say about this.
Kanye said if people knew what Jay Z and Pusha T were up to
Jay Z and Pusha T would be in prison
and then here Jay Z and Pusha T
both show up in the Epstein files
so like I'm saying there's a lot of stuff in there
there's a lot of stuff in those Epstein files
it's just that you can't make people pay attention
you can't make people look at it
and they're not looking at it like
Not everyone is going to search the internet and read the Epstein files.
What kind of task is this?
Is it one geeky, two, internety, or three, techie, Annie?
It sounds internety.
Chris.
Geeky.
Carl.
I hate you both because now I want it to be, I think it's internety, but if I
choose that I can't win the game.
So now I have to go techy, which is definitely not techie,
but that's my answer. That's the only chance I have to win at them.
God damn it.
Internet-y?
Yeah, it is Internet-y.
I said, this is all very, very Internet-y.
All right, let's get into a couple of sites.
Congratulations.
Was that a two-way tie that we have?
No.
Oh, no, you picked a, you picked a geeky.
No, any won the game.
Yeah.
Seems kind of gay.
I did it.
Congratulations.
since I'm loving the new gay drops that we have on the board, producer Chris,
because we have these.
I'll go for it and say, I'm gay.
I'm all gay.
I guess I need to get my own gay drop if I win.
Yes.
I'm sure Karmic has something.
Don't play the compilation when you sing the end word.
Your asshole.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
All right.
This is turning into Sealtoe morning show right now.
We're going to be careful.
We're getting too close to the.
hopefully. All right, Megan, sometimes you go ahead and check out the comments that we got on our
Spotify episodes because, as you know, this is a podcast, an audio podcast. We put out every single
episode on our audio feeds. And a lot of people listen to that on Spotify. And they can comment
on individual apps. What do we got? We have a lot of new comments from last week's episode,
which is on YouTube. Yes, which is on YouTube, right? Oh, my gosh.
Those days, guys, do you ever be it on YouTube?
And people watch us.
That Prince Farms are members.
We didn't have to pay for beers.
Clean up after ourselves.
We have one.
Yes, Adam is back and it's smooth sailing.
And fuck trucker Andy showed up to grind everything to a halt again.
Hi, Megan.
Gay.
All right.
Well, that one got in because it mentioned Megan, but Chris definitely appreciated that one.
I was at home crying.
I see what happened.
Way too much AI.
A consistent theme in the dabbled verse.
Very lazy.
I wonder if that has to do with our super tips.
Oh, yeah.
Well, no, we cut the super tips out for Spotify for our audio show.
It's one of the advantage of being a listener.
So I don't know what they mean by too much AI.
And then...
I think I'm a real boy, right?
Yeah.
Man child.
Was it that picture of Opie in the emergency show?
of.
Yeah, there was some
guff we got from that.
Oh yeah, that was a.
Yeah.
But there was a thumbnail.
I was doing Spotify.
I know, I know.
And then we have one.
We need the video on here.
Come on, guys.
I got to see Opie's dumb face.
We should probably get on Spotify video.
Now that I think about it.
Yeah.
Strike that shit, Whitney Cummings.
Help for our, Megan, have a channel?
No.
This is her channel.
She's over here with us.
Nobody needs to see me do a show.
I like being here.
We like having you here.
We appreciate that.
Any other comments?
That's it.
That's it for now.
You know, he picks out the best of the best.
I can read them all, but.
No, no, no, you're doing the right thing.
Annie, do we have any new reviews that are coming in?
Yeah, I have three new ones coming in.
First one comes in from fucks with fish.
saying, I hate this show.
Hi, Adam.
Hi.
Sounds like a five star.
Yeah, they did it.
Five stars.
Nice.
They're really helping with the algorithm on that.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
This one comes in from Dustin G.
saying, if you like this podcast,
just started listening to the show.
If you guys need a show to roast,
try the Drew Lane show.
It's a old man cobbling a living in his basement with a couple of flunkies.
Sounds like something we can totally goof on.
I'm in.
He can afford.
I've got a couple of flunkies.
That's like a five star.
Absolutely.
Nice.
The last one coming in from Senor Stuccio says, idiotic.
A man with weird feet and gnarled teeth gets on a show biweekly with a retired Nickelodeon star,
sometimes guest hosts with a conceited, or, sorry, sometimes a guest host from his conceited
little world, a man with no shoulders, and women.
And then he makes fun of people with talent.
One star.
Love you, Chris.
I'm going to guess Chris got that up to five stars.
Yeah, yeah.
Chris is really holding the show together in the reviews.
Beautiful.
Well, that's excellent.
Thank you all for reviewing the show.
It does help the algorithm.
It helps the platforms know what's up,
what they should be pushing out to their listeners and viewers.
We have some voicemails, but before we do that,
Adam, you're on another podcast these days.
That's right.
I've been working on a true crime podcast with Ryder Strong.
called the Red Weather based on a true story that happened to him when he was younger
and living in a commune in Southern California.
I highly recommend it wherever fine, podcasts are streamed.
All right.
We'll have a link there in the description if you're looking for that.
But yes, Red Weather is the name of the show.
Annie, what do you up to?
I haven't been up to a lot this morning.
I was supposed to go live with my weekly roundup and internet issues.
but if you want to watch my successful streams,
go to my YouTube channel, Insanity, InS, A-N-N-E-I-T-Y on YouTube.
Excellent.
Go subscribe over there.
Adam, everyone can see the Elrod Hubbard book you're reading.
I'm being careful with that.
There's a lot of rumors about Scientology.
A lot of rumors about Scientology.
I'll plug the fact that I do a show with Bwine Mike called Davleverse Live.
It's on Thursdays.
This Thursday is going to be on 3 p.m.
And you know where we're going to do it?
Mike's Chin.
Because my channel is not up right now.
So I'm going to go over to Blind Mike's channel for the second week in a row.
And we've got Schmiel Buckman coming on.
And we'll do our weekly roundup of all things that are going on in the Dabbleverse,
all the important things that are going on in the Dabbleverse.
And you can subscribe to Debelverse Live.
Wherever you listen to podcasts, it's the old WATS feed.
But if you need it, look for Deppleverse Live and you'll find it.
Is there a banter?
There is banter.
Okay.
Nice.
It's the best banter in the business.
If I'm being modest, you're not, but also honest.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Fair enough.
We have voicemails, and, of course, this segment is the Gary and San Diego voicemail segment.
It's a bunch of crap.
Swing in a mid.
Rock and roller.
Rock and roll, Gary.
We miss you, buddy.
You know, since Fettering John recently just shit his pants on stream, I think we need to bring back the all-time parody classic of John will turn your bedsheets to Brown.
Let me know your thoughts.
That's such a great parody song
I forgot about that
Yes and I was looking for it
So good
I was looking for it I couldn't find it
But I did find this
Which is also fantastic
So soft when it should be hot
What'd you expect
From a drunk retard
Why couldn't it be a far
Till splatter
Never old
He's making art
The Jackson Pollock Way
It's not turds, no, it's just spray.
Blatter.
That was a fun one.
I enjoyed that.
Please don't judge too harshly.
It's 6.20 p.m. on Thursday.
I was listening to the Drew Lane podcast, and they went to a commercial break.
I paused it, and I said out loud to myself in my humble apartment that I share with a cat,
I said, please God, let there be a fucking WATP show.
And I paused, Drew, and I refreshed, and there's WATP.
You fucking got me.
I'm fucking got.
You're all in.
It took 10 years, and over 600 episodes, multiple satellites orbiting.
But, bravo, great work.
Keep it up, guys.
Pat on the back.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for...
Welcome aboard.
Yeah, thanks for being here with us.
We appreciate it.
You guys know that I had some mixing board issues,
which is why producer Chris wasn't with us live last time.
I have a brand new mixing board.
And you don't say anything about it there, Chris?
It's exactly the same as my old one.
Exactly.
It's exactly.
Carl, your mixing board blew up.
Opie's mixing board doesn't blow up.
John's mixing board doesn't blow up.
up.
My mixing board
doesn't blow up.
Is it because we don't have mixing boards?
Maybe, but you sound like a
real loser.
I sure.
That's true. If I didn't have a mixing
board, it wouldn't break.
Yeah. That's on me.
It's got you there. This one's
for you, Adam.
Hey, Carl, Ronnie, and Cirrus, love you, love the show
about the Wednesday show
featuring Adam Fush.
How come you guys didn't address
or hope you will address what's going on
with his mouth? Did you come from
the dentist and get shot up with Novotane, and so he can't talk properly.
Are his dentures lose?
I hope not.
Or perhaps, do the Lenny Dexter thing with somebody punched his teeth out so that he
could provide better oral pleasure to his male friends.
I'm just wondering, inquiring minds would like to know, don't call me back.
Comment?
You can choose between two answers.
Gay or not gay?
I'm going gay.
It's the Lenny Dikes' thing.
That's what you're saying.
Got it.
Honestly, and no one will ever believe me.
But I couldn't run it through Google Chrome, which you normally do.
So I had to run it through Safari, which fucked with the siblings and wasn't using the mic right.
And I couldn't fix that.
So I had to go get canary Google, which meant I had a faulty Google Chrome.
We had so many tech issues last week.
It was so obnoxious.
But hey, look at us.
We're back.
Everything's working, except for YouTube.
Wee.
Yeah, just in time.
2026 sucks.
and I'm back to sounding normal.
Chipper here, Carl Sheeberger.
What he made of man buns or something?
Oh, Chip is chipping me.
It's pretty good.
Oh, this is a wild one.
We played on our Saturday show, our weekend show.
What's her name?
Frenchihanna was doing that cookie review.
Yeah.
And she puts the cookies in the refrigerator for 40 minutes.
Carl, I try to give you the benefit of the doubt.
You know, I tried to give you some good faith time to prove yourself, but last straw.
Cookies straight out of the oven instead of, you know, nice and hard and crusty and crunchy.
You are gay, aren't you?
Am I in the minority here?
Do people want crunchy cookies?
Do you want soft, warm cookies?
I want them right out of the oven preferred.
otherwise I'll take them out of the fridge later.
But otherwise, definitely straight out of the oven.
Yeah, yeah, preferred.
Yes.
Okay.
Adam?
Or a cookie, absolutely.
Oh, my gosh.
I thought I was losing my mind for a second.
What's going on here?
Do I not know anything about the world?
Hey, uh, your guest there, uh, on the Chrissley show there.
Jody B.
He's a fucking retard.
Yep.
When you were talking about Todd Crisley being a fucking fag, he goes,
No, Carl, he's not a fad.
He's not gay.
That's just, you know, he loves pussy.
Like Lindsey Graham.
That's just how they talk.
His example of a straight Southern man is Lindsay fucking Graham, the biggest faggot in the government?
What the fuck is he thinking?
I don't know who's a bigger faggot.
Todd Chris Lee, Lindsey Graham, or your guest.
Later.
That's his campaign slogan.
Jody B is defending himself with the chat.
He has five kids.
Right, because gay guys never have kids.
He got you good on that one, Jody B.
Just accept it.
W-A-T-P.
I'm listening to the emergency episode finally,
and something that no one is talking about.
What the hell is up with Opie's pronunciation words?
He's listing a lot.
Lisp being a lot
He lists
In the clips you played
He lists like six times
I just did it right there
Anyways
I thought it was interesting
I think
The Opscher is probably wearing dentures
So
I don't know
Something I'd notice
And you have to remember
On the Opie and Anthony show
He always used to talk
dental problems
So
I think the Opsers
got the dentures
Cheers. Anyways, later.
Adam, what are your thoughts about that?
You're on the OPP.
I mean, I know he speaks in those funny voices because he can't handle his emotions and he needs to get them out.
And lately, he's been punched drunk.
He acts like stuttering John.
When people insult him, he like recoils.
They hit him in the face.
They do.
And he feels it.
And he comes back even more squinched.
And it's like there's a lot of tension going on there.
It's a downward spiral.
and his voice is the first tell.
He's not wearing dentures.
His bottom teeth are horrendous.
Those are real.
Yeah, those are some shitty Chinatown dentures.
If someone said I was wearing dentures,
where do you think I'm shopping for dentures?
Yeah, right.
Why would I do that?
Where'd you get that prosthetic leg?
It's gorgeous.
Just imagine
if this fucking idiot, Stuttering John,
if you could get him to go to any event,
I don't matter what it is,
I bet you we'd come up with $10,000 for this fucking idiot.
We would give a couple thousand advance if he showed up.
You know, Stuttered John.
He's going to say yes, and then something's going to happen.
But that motherfucker said, what do you think?
Come on, realistically, $10,000, say two or three from Drew, Lane, a couple from you.
Fuck that for me.
And the other motherfuckers.
And you got $10,000.
But what the fuck is up with this guy?
he is a retard
He was offered $10,000 by Patrick Melton
to come to do the thing he wanted to do
that he wanted to pay for it to do
which is punched Tuckie in the face
for 500
He was going to pay Tucci 500
Yeah
Patrick says I'll give you 10,000 and I'll fly out and put you up
Deals off
No
John hated that idea
I'll find my own way
It's not enough
It's wild
I want someone to start a show
on YouTube. Never have John on as a guest, but watch clips of his show and just praise him.
Just praise him so he can not strike that channel for doing the exact same thing and not want it to go away.
That's a funny idea. It'd be like when he was listening to Nick Mullen praising Tom Myers.
Like this guy's the best broadcaster of all time.
We should maybe do that. That's a funny idea.
Our third rewatch of the Dukies.
Oh, listen to this. This is.
Nonsesical.
Where do we play the clip of Kianu crying, watching Green Day, playing at the Super Bowl?
Was that on point, Dabble Point maybe?
It might have been.
It must have been.
Was that the emergency show?
I don't think so.
I think we only covered opi.
I just saw it Saturday or dabbling live.
So, yeah.
So Kianu's watching Green Day.
For some reason, she filmed herself crying while she was watching it on TV and posted on the
internet, which is really.
Not a great luck.
Carl D. Lux, I got to defend Kiki.
Can't believe I'm doing it.
But if next year at the Super Bowl,
wean was up there, Beverly Hills.
That's where you'd be crying like a baby.
Producer Chris, can you explain what's wrong with that, please?
Weas are not wean and neither of them played.
Ween would not be playing Weezer's song, Beverly Hills,
but that's very funny.
I both think you did that on purpose.
They do some funny covers, but
Beverly Hills is like the worst song
I agreed.
I've ever written.
Agreed.
I lost all respect for Weiser.
I had very little respect for them going into it.
I know.
That song is garbage.
Adam, thoughts on Beverly Hills by Weezer?
Say it ain't so.
Yep.
Exactly.
Oh, we haven't heard from this person in a while.
Tony Michaels calling into the show.
Hey.
Hey, Kevin.
Tony Michaels here.
It's been a while, Kevin, but calling you a duck, kind of lost its shine when steel toes out there,
licking a man's jizz and handing over his wife.
You may be too-sy, but you're not that much of a gut.
That's kind of stuck to lose my gutter done, though.
Anyway, you bounce back, Kevin, you turn the tables on your wife, taking back your
Dignity in manhood by taking dick.
That takes a set of balls.
Slapping against your ass, cheeks, you two feet, queer.
Jesus.
That ain't it.
That in it.
Anyway, congratulations, Kevin.
Congratulations to you and Madam Bush for prancing your way out the closet.
That's got to be the first bush you pounded since glycerine.
Drive in, drive out, drive through.
Thank you. Good to hear from.
I miss Tony Michaels.
I miss his drive-through videos.
You have another win for the club.
Rust and peace.
Point devil being struck while it was live.
Yes, it sure did.
It is only on Rumble right now.
And should have got struck again last night?
It's just nonstop strikes happening.
A lot of fun.
Tomorrow, Devilverse Live.
I'll be on Biden, Mike's channel.
Friday, I'm telling Patrick to take over this little piggy again
because I can't do it on my channel.
Saturday, we'll be back on Rumble for all you find folks who support us
on Patreon and Supercast.
I'll get the link out to you.
You can watch our Saturday show live.
Of course, everything will be out.
His audio podcast.
Monday, I'll let Chuley take Point Devil Point again.
And then Tuesday, maybe we'll be back on YouTube.
That'd be fun.
That's the goal.
I got to go.
Bye.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
Go fuck yourselves.
Have a good week.
Man, that was a good episode.
That was a good episode.
I enjoyed that.
Yes.
Thank you for tuning in.
Bye.
Bye.
All right.
Ready to roll the credits?
Yep.
All right, guys.
Bye.
Until next time.
Bye.
Bye.
Okay.
Okay.
You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.
Bye.
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