Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep701 - Club Random with Adam Carolla

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

Bill Maher had Adam Carolla on his podcast this week. Bill decides to get WASTED! He’s drinking hard liquor and smoking weed for two hours and it’s very noticeable. This episode is full of laughing at nothing and sweet, sweet drunk talk. Adam is hilarious and handles a drunk and high Bill very well.  Erik Nagel and Jenny Jingles join the show to talk about Lizzo in a bikini. On Cringe of the Week we watch a drunk Ethan Ralph crying out to porn actress Scarlett Hampton followed by Trisha Paytus eating a corn husk. We chat with Erik about recent embarrassing moments for both Opie and Aaron Imholte. Matt Murray is the morning guy in Atlantic City; he attempts to write late night monologue-style jokes and THEY STINK!! Tom Myers is posting videos of himself free chatting Shuli’s show and bombing on MLC. We take a trip back to 2016 and watch Stuttering John awkwardly joke about statutory rape. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails. Get more Erik Nagel - http://itseriknagel.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hackamania.com promo code WATP for 10% off your tickets. We encourage our listeners. Give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing Club Random. This is a podcast we reviewed in the past hosted by Bill Maher. His guest was Adam Carolla. And the reason why this showed up on my radar is because they are wasted. Bill Maher always drinks tequila and smokes weed.

But he really let his hands. down with Adam. Yeah, I noticed. Yeah, I don't think Adam got wasted. No, but Bill certainly was pretty slashed in this one. Did you get a chance to check it out at all, Eric? I did. I did notice that there's different stages of Bill Maher. There's obviously his stand-up, his television host presentation, but when he's doing his podcast, you can tell the level of either he doesn't give a shit or he's very relaxed because he then starts talking with. his hands all the time. Like he's very fluid where he's very uptight with his comedy. He's very uptight and stern doing the HBO show. When he's sitting back, he's not even looking at the

guest. He's slumped over. He's doing all of this stuff. And he always finds a way to make whatever situation or story that's happening. Let me show you how it turns into me. Like, let me show you how this is about me. There's a thing, I don't know, I don't know if you pull it, but there's a thing where they're just talking about Elvis. And Elvis. And Elvis, being past his prime and he goes yeah well you know what and I'm like how did it go back to him everything's about him yeah it's a bit of a narcissist well to your point about him being so relaxed on his own podcast there is a point in this show where he realizes that this is not a show on this show on this show now that this is a show yeah whatever this is I would hardly call at a show

it is entertaining but so bill is like recognizing that they're just getting wasted together And he's like, you know, we're on this show. What am I talking about? This is not a show. This is not a show. He was giving me some very strong Andy Dick vibes. Oh, no. Yeah.

That's not good. He died. If Andy Dick were a little more sober. All right. So another part in the show, Adam says something that tickles Bill. And Bill remembers back to his politically incorrect days. Well, she was going out with the electric cars and then she got the Dodge Ram. And now she's happy with the gun rack.

We'll be right back. That's a great. If I was doing an old-fashioned show, that would have been a great place to take the commercial break. Such a great line. Well, thanks. And we'll be right back, people. Stick around. Two and two.

We'll be right back. It'd be great if he did try to take a break. And I'm just sitting there. He's like, really? We're doing this. And he just gets up, walks to the bathroom, gets another drink, comes back. Two minutes goes by. This is a two-hour-long conversation they have.

And there's a point where Bill gets the I love you man's, you know, the drunk guy who's just like, you're so great. I love it. I love you. And you probably defended me. You know, you have been, before I get too stone to forget to mention this, you've been so supportive of our little enterprise here. And we appreciate it so much. Well, you're telling the truth. And as are you.

Yeah, as are you. I mean, it's just, it's just, but it's very appreciated because. you know okay do seven do seven this is what sounds about the show for me the cops are it it attracts too many people that job who want to be bullies

give people a badge it's a license to be an asshole now some of that is going to have to get in that's just the job okay but you could have training that tries to ameliorate that issue that problem that if you just don't do exactly what I say, I have the right to fucking kill you. That's got to go away. The sign on the door says to protect and serve.

That refers to us. No, us, not you. I agree. I agree. But here's where I think. Pop-Tart. Here's where I think you may be wrong. Not that we're two drunks. I don't know. You were just like renting. That's not what this show is. Two fucking guys at the corner of the bar just ranting at each other. That's not us. My legs like a streak out.

Yeah, I don't know who makes those rumors up. So I had the same clip. Oh, because literally they recognize the fact they're just like two old drugs renting at each other and you're like, yeah, that is exactly what's going out here. But also it's like Adam keeps waiting for the pause for him to come in and you ask me a question. I'll wait till you finish. I'll give you my response or opinion on something. And as he does, Bill comes up with the second round on top of that.

that it's like Adam doesn't need to be there right bill can just conduct both sides of this whole interview by himself without Adam even being there you just see a lot throughout the whole he's just adam being polite and being professional and just kind of nodding looking like this and then getting maybe 10 seconds in i loved this moment because i thought that adam was on on this episode i like adam cruel i think he's a funny guy and uh they're talking about uh vick morrow's death and uh bill says something That's very funny. Now, this is an actor who died while filming a movie in the early 80s, I believe, because a helicopter came down and got him.

Vic Maro, unfortunately later lost his head filming a movie, literally. That was the craziest thing with the helicopter crash. Right. His whole last two kids. Well, it wasn't a crash. The blade cut his head off. Well, yeah. No, I mean, the helicopter crashed in the blade cut his head off.

It was also holding two kids, children. But they survived, right? No. No? No? They died too? You think it's possible for him to hold two four-year-olds and have a helicopter blade go across his chest? Anyway.

Why dwell on that? I just love it. Do you think the kids survived that? He got hit by a helicopter. We don't need technicalities at him. They were six and seven. They did not survive. this is the prime example of

remember when they say oh that's pot talk this is pot talk this is them and they're just like he's holding two kids you don't think they're all decapitated right well okay so speaking of drunk talk this is some serious drunk talk here but I'm gonna give you that point give me this point okay okay

here's the deal here's our grand bargain I give you that bargain at that point what it's a lot of like all right man let's just be cool All right. I don't want to get an argument with you.

Like, all right. Like, I know you're kind of more right. Not more laugh. But let's just be friends today. I see John do this a lot on his show, like with Gino or something. Gino will bring up something. She's like, I don't want to talk about Fauci. Let's not.

Let's all be friends. There's a lot of that going on. They get along very well in this episode. It's about a ball washing. Actually, the end of the show. Holy shit, the ball washing that goes on. How great to have you. Oh, he's great.

I mean, what can I say? That was more fun than you can have with your pants on. Of course, I'm 70 now, so it's not such a big brag. Not about that. But that's amazing, Bill. I know. You look great, and I will say this, too. Oh, I exist?

No, I'm not just doing the shoe, but you're getting sharper and keener and faster and more lucid and the clarity and the truth. And I think there's a part. No, I think there's a part. I'm not trying to extend another seven minutes, but I think there's a part of getting older where you go. I can fucking tell the truth. Like I have, you have F you money,

which is better than F me money, which means you can say whatever the fuck you want. I sure don't have to give $19,000 to a bunch of brads. Two, but yeah, I get it. All right, so a lot of callbacks going on. The Pop-Tarts reference happens throughout the show because it talks about resisting pop darts. and Bill's like, why is there pop tarts in your house?

And he goes, well, I had kids. And then he has to pay $19,000 a month for child support. Yeah. For these kids. And so that gets brought up a few times. But I do love Adam going, you've never been sharper, Bill. After two hours of drunk high talk, he's like, wow, Bill's balls have never been cleaner. I know.

That's the, that's the compliment you give after like six minutes of a brutal roast, you know, when you're out there. But I love you, mad. You're, yeah, it's like, you've never been sharper. You're more lucid. the height of your career after the previous six minutes was just destroying him, his family, his entire body of work? This is, I just call this Bill as high A.F. That's the whole point.

Well, you're on Ozmpic, so obviously. No, I'm not. Well, that's what I heard, Bill. You're pretty high. The point is pretty high. That's undeniable. All right. He's almost melting into his chair.

He's got that pacho. Well, he was smoking those blunts. or whatever he's smoking, like cigarettes, just the whole, like the entire time. I would be dead. I would die. Well, someday you'll be 70 and you'll get it. I don't think so.

I don't think so either. I don't know how to be nice. What did you pick up on? Jen, what else did you pick up on? Well, so my clip one, these clips are long. It's difficult to make them short the way that Bill talks. But he did get a really pretty good nickname in for Trump, I think.

If there's a, you know, I don't, you know, Trump has, he has like, he has bunches of different ideas. He has, you know, let's make Canada the 51st state, but I think he's just talking. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know that he really thinks that. Then he has stuff like, let's move the embassy from Tel Aviv to, you know, wherever in Israel. Jerusalem, Jerusalem. Which every president had on his desk. They just pocket vetoed it for administration after administration.

It always should have happened, and he did it. Right. I make no apologies for giving him complete credit for doing the right thing that everybody said they were going to do, and then they didn't have the balls to do it. But the left said the Middle East is going to be on fire if you do it, and then he did it, and nothing happens. Right. So there's a lot of... It's been the Jewish capital since 1,000 AD, 1,000 BC. Right.

So there's the stuff he does do that everyone says it's never going to work, but it does. And then there's the stuff he doesn't do that he probably never was going to do. But most interestingly enough, I guess with Trump, is he brings up a lot of stuff where you go, I never thought of that. I never thought about Greenland. I always call him, President, I've got an idea. Yeah. That clip is for the President I've got an idea. Yeah.

Didn't you just see that chat? It said to be nice to me. I know. That's why I put it up on the screen. What kind of clip was that? That was great, Jen. Thanks for bringing that to our attention. To be fair, that does represent what this entire conversation was.

It's just like it went on too long and then it didn't really bring it back home. Yep. There's also some drunk sports talks that happens because Adam is saying people idealize. is what America used to be. And we're comparing ourselves to something that it never was. And so he makes a reference to the Seattle Seahawks who just won the Super Bowl.

And stupid Bill Maher has to be real technical about it. It's like saying, oh, you know, the Seattle Seahawks, 13 and 3 or 14 and 3 or whatever. Big whoop, what about this team that never existed that went 17 and 0 for the last thousand years and won every Super Bowl?

It's like no team has done that. You can compare yourself to other teams in the league. Didn't the dolphins go 17 and 0 and so? They went, I think, 14 and 0 or something. Maybe it was before the 17 game season. Oh, maybe with the playoffs. I think it was

a 14 game season. 14 game season, then playoffs and whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. This is literally the drug people at the bar. They're arguing about something that happened five decades ago in the NFL. You're like, okay, whatever. You should get John on that show.

John would be perfect on the show. He's usually drunk. I bet he's drunk right now. You think? Probably. It is what? It's 2.30 in Cape Coral right now? It's a good time to be pounding in some bruise, I would imagine. Adam Carolla has

these stories about growing up with his mom and his family. They didn't care about him. They didn't do anything for him. He grew up on welfare. He grew up very poor. I've heard all of this because he talks about it nonstop. And Bill actually calls about it on something, which is pretty funny. Slavery bad.

I saw roots with my mom in North Hollywood in her broken down house. I thought your mom was never there. And now you watch Roots with her. I didn't watch Root with her. She never left the house. So she was always there. She just didn't have basic cable. Wait a second, Adam, girl.

I feel like I have just been taken in by a sob story. And now you tell me you let it slip because you're drunk. That you eat Pop Tarts and you watched. Roots with your mom? I love that. I was like, wait, wait, whoa. This whole thing where your mom didn't care, just this hippie-dippy thing

and didn't actually bring you up and you're watching roots together and having conversations about it? I pulled that clip too because you're drunk. Because you're drunk. He's not that drunk, Bill. Adam's not the drunk one. No.

On this show. But I like Bill calling him out on that. Me too. Does Bill ever smoke that joint that's in his hand, or is he just use it as incense. Something like that.

Remember when Dice quit smoking, but he still was shooting videos where he had the cigarette in his hand, but he never smoked the thing? It seems like that's what he's doing. It's like a... It's a security blanket. Yeah.

Security blanket. I thought that it was weed. It's not weed? It is. Oh, okay. That's what I thought. Of course it's weed. I do think he's smoking it, yes.

I think he's smoking it because he cracks up at this joke from Adam. So you're on a gun, but you would go to a food club? Yes. You're single now. Yeah, well, no, I have a girlfriend. How long? She's like five foot eight.

I don't know. Why do you care how long she was she a Marlin? So that cracks Bill up because he's wasted. And then rather than move on, they have to analyze that show and discuss it. Yeah, I've never, I don't know. know that it's even a joke. How long? But because if you say how long have you been going out, we don't get it, but you just said how long? That's why it triggered me.

It's perfect. It should be a classic Marx Brothers or something from that era. It's a joke that somebody should have written in 19- I'm sure some vaudevillian guy. I think I would have been aware if they did. The process, everyone. It was like that joke has never been told before. I know this for a fact.

Okay, whatever. It's a throw away line. It doesn't matter either way. All right. So I mentioned before that Adam Crolla grew up very poor. His family was on welfare. His mom didn't want to work. She was a hippie.

His dad was pretty much useless. This is what Adam has told me. But for some reason, Bill gets into this white privilege thing. It's white privilege bent. And Ed is pretty polite about it, but he's completely wrong. The biggest difference between black and white in America is legacy wealth. That's the huge thing.

The average, I don't know, I'm not going to try to quote because I'll get it wrong, but like the average wealth of like a single black woman is very low. Okay, so I was just sitting there politely and just going, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. That's the big difference between blacks and whites.

I obviously, because I'm white, I'm awesome. Finally, he does have to speak up. Armenians, but if you're talking about why people couldn't find a home when their house burned down. Some of it absolutely is because you have a more, I hate the word, privileged network. But I built it. I built it. You built it and you inherited it.

I didn't inherit it. Well, you did somewhat by being white. There was some truth in that. How crazy is that? It's insane. I like Bill Maher. I think he's pretty grounded, but when he says shit like that, like, well, I mean, obviously, because he's talking about how Malibu all burned down and his house was in Malibu and all the houses around it burned down. He's talking about it's like, isn't it crazy?

Thousands of people lost their homes and none of them became homeless. So let's stop pretending that homeless people are homeless because they don't have a home. People lost their homes and they're not homeless. And Bill's like, that's because you're white. That's like, wait, what? You never seen a white homeless person? You're on my show. Let's just move on.

Yeah, what are you talking about? So thankfully Adam does correct about this. I hung out with dudes who don't have anything, and I somehow met and made my way toward Dr. Drew and Jimmy Kimmel and Mark Gargis and things like that. I made that. I know. And it wasn't because I was white.

It's because I moved through the system. Listen to who your friends are. That's not the average person's friend. It's certainly not the average black person's friends. saying it's the average person's friend. What is Bill trying to say here? I don't know. He's like, yeah, but listen to all those friends you have it. And I was like, yeah, but I grew poor. I didn't know any of these people.

I had earned all of this. This is why this all exists. Oh, because you're white. No. That's not the case at all. There's tons of white people who don't have friends. Our friends is Dr. Drew. What are you talking about? That's that same bullet points speak when they see those satellite tours where they're talking to

actresses and writers and directors and stuff about a movie. where they're really trying to tell you about it's the message that's more important than what the actual movie is or the characters or the franchise or any of that stuff. And it's always comes down to, well, it failed because white men didn't like the movie. White men didn't go to there. Oh, you have a problem with this because you're white. It's like that can't be the excuse for everything. And when Adam's going, no, I didn't know these.

I worked my way towards it. I was poor. I found a way in the door to be around these people, to be in the room. Yeah, but it's because he keeps trying to bring it back. It's like, well, that doesn't answer the narrative that I'm trying to push here. It has to be this. Let me try another way to bring it back to my way. Just agree with me so we can move on and Adam won't do that.

And it's surprising that Bill doesn't get that because Bill Maher is another guy who came up from nothing. I've heard his backstory as well. And he was just a struggling comic in New York, just trying to get as many gigs as possible. And, you know, he's been a TV star now for decades. but you'd think that he would recognize the fact they're like, no, no, you have to create this for yourself and make this happen. And Bill was just pushing back against this at the, what was it, the Grammys or something recently?

He was on one of the red carpets and they were asking about the guy who plays the Hulk wearing the buttons, the good buttons and all that stuff. And he's sitting there, he's like, this is an award show. We're here to have a good time. This isn't the place. He was just saying against the entire Hollywood mindset about that. It's like, it's like, we're just here to have a good time. We don't need your message.

We don't need to do this. I don't need to wear a pin. And now he's doing the same exact thing here. It's like, no, just say because you're white. Well, he was sober when he was at the award show. That might be the difference. Yeah. This is kind of funny because, as I mentioned, Adam has a house in Malibu and all the houses

around it burned down. And Bill wants to know why his didn't burn down. My home is intact in Malibu. Everything around it is burned. But my business was doing. at other people's homes survive. God loves me. Because you're white.

I thought that was so funny because he answers it so earnestly. He's like, God loves me and just stares at him and feels like, ah. I wasn't prepared for that. Yeah, right. It doesn't actually think that. That's a joke, though. Jen, what else did you pick up on?

Do you enjoy this show, right? It was relatively fun to watch. It was, actually, because I also like Adam Carolla. I think he's funny. I used to watch the man show back in the day. It's the only time to watch it. Yeah. So, but Bill does lose his train of thought a lot.

And so my clip two, he talks about Gaza and then he starts talking about Miami and then he just loses it. Other people have said that for decades. Gaza could have been that. Israel gave it back. Gave it back. It wasn't a negotiation. It was like, okay, you know what? You take it.

And what did they do? They imported missiles from Iran and built tunnels and did nothing but try to destroy you. Israel. That's what they did with their independent. That is not the fault of Zionists or anybody else in the world but them. That's what they did from 2005 when they had it all

to their own. They could have made it Abu Dhabi. No, it shouldn't be Miami Beach either. Like, Miami Beach itself is too much for me. I once thought about moving to Miami Beach when the pollution here got so bad I couldn't see the sun for a week. But

I pulled back. That sounds like a Grandpa Simpson thing And we wore an onion on our belt I know What was that? It was just some tangent that he went on And suddenly it was not about Gaza It was about he was going to move to Miami

Okay And then he never went back to Gaza again Yep Point made case Yeah, right, exactly Well sad, Bill Jenna, what else do you have? I only have one more clip

That's worth playing So, you know, they talk about a lot of cops and guns and it's an interesting conversation. And it's my clip eight. Makes those rumors up. I think there's a problem and the problem is human nature. I don't know about training 23-year-olds. If you have a gun and it's strapped your hip and some guys calling you a pussy cock sucker for the last two hours and spitting in your face and you have a gun strapped your hip. And you played a little football in junior college.

I don't know a human being. I didn't go to high school. The guy wouldn't shoot you. So true. So we're creating something that's unrealistic. They're going, you're saying to every asshole I went to high school with, here's a gun. Now, I'm going to stand in front of you and call you a fucking pussy and spit at you. Right.

But don't use that gun. Don't ever use that gun. At some point, I might start pushing you, but don't use the gun. but only if you see me reaching for something that might be a gun, then you can use that gun. It's an impossibility to not do it. I've said this to people a million times. Don't look at cops as cops.

Look at them as dudes with guns. And you wouldn't go up to a dude with a gun and start calling him a pussy and getting in his face and saying his old ladies snatch stunk. He's got a gun. Just treat it like he has a gun. That's so brilliant. Really.

that cops are dudes with guns. That's so brilliant. That's all they are. And they may have badges and they may have hats, but for that millisecond, they're dudes with guns. He's right about this. We do a little bit of too much bootlicking

over on the creepoff when I watch these cop cams because what they put up with is insane. Yeah. But most cops that I know, I've known a lot of cops through the years, are douchebags. Guys, you did not want to hang out with in high school. And now they're on a superiority complex

where they long. wielding their power. Sure. I just got done watching 10 seasons of body cam. That's right. You've been glued to the body cam stuff.

You and I both watch a lot of cop videos. Yeah. And honestly, I'm on his side. These cops, they put up with a lot of fucking bullshit. Yeah. But also,

sometimes they got to take out their gun and shoot people. I'm not going to get into this. I watch one the other day, Carl. What's that? It's a give or take. You never know this situation. I watched one the other day.

And there was a, this sergeant who was breaking it down where this guy got pulled over and he didn't want to get out of his car they're like get out of the car he's like no i don't want to get out of my car and he was like trying to say he had whatever his rights were and they just broke the window and tased him while he was sitting in his car like that seems excessive it's pretty wild right there and then they taste them again well that'll teach him it's fun to watch but to be fair you know when it's like really late at night and you're laying in bed and scrolling through ticot or instagram or something and when those videos come up they do it in

parts. You know, it's never the full thing. So it's like, well, it's an eight part two-minute series. I have to watch them yank the guy out of the window. His shoes go flying off and then they throw them in the back of a car. I particularly like the sovereign citizens. Oh, they're the best. I'm not driving.

I'm traveling. And they keep trying it and it never works. No. But they watch enough YouTube videos to tell them it will work eventually. Yeah. So they keep trying it. Right up till you. Here's my trifold.

This is funny because Bill Maher, he's a lame. ladies man, as we all know. And so, as liberal as he is, he does speak the truth. But we're too fucking scared to say to you that, too. If Ozempic had come along a couple of years earlier, they could have been there, but we were still in the

you can be healthy at any weight, insanity. We were in the Lizzo fat stage. Beautilu looks great in her bikini. I remember seeing that headline. And you know what? Beauty's in the eye of the behold. You can think Lizzo looks great in a bikini. I'm a little

different. You cannot. You can't. You can't. You can't? You think Lizzo's hot in the bikini? No, you can't. That's not the case at all.

I like how it's described as that, you know, the Lizzo and the bikini era where before, just before that, it was, remember Sports Illustrated was doing a whole leading the charge for women empowerment, whatever, and they started putting fat girls and bikinis on the cover of the swimsuit.

SportsDLister is like we're selling way too many magazines. We've got to stop this right now. Good fat chicks in here. And then all of a sudden it's like, yeah, well, we're going to be reducing the print and we're just going to go all digital now. I wonder why that happened. There's some funny COVID mask talk during this episode. And I thought Adam, I've never heard Adam say this before. I don't listen to a show like I used to, but I thought he had a pretty funny take on this.

What I'm saying is, is you should. should wear a helmet when you're riding a motorcycle because there's a real danger you could be concussed or worse riding a motorcycle. Even Gary Busey. Even Gary Busey. And I've never seen anyone riding a motorcycle with the helmet under their arm. You know what I mean? Because they understand it's a real danger and they could be hurt. But I saw people with masks around their nutsack and their chin and over their head and stuff. And it's like they were trying to get along. It's so funny because, you know, we forgot this is a whole five and a half years ago.

But literally like you'd go into a restaurant and you'd wear your mask and you walk over the table and you sit down to the bar at the table. You'd take it right off. Oh, thank God. Now we're safe. Now we can just have a conversation and hang out. It's like literally like someone with their motorcycle helmet underneath their arms driving around. I'm safe. Look at me.

I have helmets. That was a funny image. I did like that. So Bill talks about the difference between the right and the left, and Bill's talking about how, like, people on the right aren't afraid to have conversations with people on the left, whereas people on the left don't want to converse with anyone who doesn't agree with them. And Jimmy Kimmel, you know, he's very mad at me, and I know you're close to him.

I help you tell him that, you know, I'm sorry that, you know, they got bent out of shape. I don't think anything wrong. We can have disagreements. I agree. You and I don't agree on everything. Look at this clash now. And yet we're cool. Like the Republicans are always, this is the difference between the right and the left.

It bugs me so much. My tribe is supposed to be the left. But these are the people who just can't talk to you unless you're exactly there. Whereas the Republicans, they always fucking come to my show. John Kennedy from Louisiana was on last week. Yeah, it's great. beating like a man like they all do so i like that bill's going listen i have people on the right and the left here by the way people on the right i crush them well with hot takes like

adam's successful because he's white i can see why he would definitely take down all the righties yeah that's like yeah after i kicked his ass i helped him up we shook hands and had a beer yeah it's so funny he's like ah people on the right are great they let me beat the shit of them because they're idiots they don't know what the fuck they're talking about and he even goes on to talk about how obviously Adam and him get along because they're both smart guys. And we can disagree.

I agree. And you and I aren't always completely on the same page, although we're very close because we're both smart guys. But like, I just don't get that from from, and Jimmy, I'm sorry. Like, I think this is one of the nicest guys.

I did a mea couple when we exchanged emails, not about what he was complaining about, but just saying like, you know, sometimes I am a little brat. about me when they compare me with the other late night guys. And I'm like, I'm not like you guys. I'm not. You could all exchange your monologues, all of you,

and no one would know the difference in tone. So it's funny that he's talking about Jimmy Kimmel. And he says, now you and I can get along because we're both smart guys. But Jimmy Kimmel. What an idiot. Whoa. What are you trying to say there, Bill? Really just let us slip.

But of course, Adam and Jimmy are good friends. And so I'm just kind of like sitting back like, yeah, okay. All right, man. Do you want this to get back to him or you want me to say it? Or should I just send him the link? Should I timestamp it? It's no wonder that Jimmy is angry with him. It's so insulting.

It's like any one of their monologues could be interchanged with any other man. He's right about that. Well, it's true, but you shouldn't say it to him. Especially when you're trying to like smooth things over with a guy who's angry. No, we're friends. Look, I know we disagree and everything. But look, you know, you know what you do? Anybody else can do it.

I've seen many other people even do it better. But you know we're friends. Right? You know, like, I know it will against you. Shots were fired right there. And then I believe Alco is truth serum because Bill declares that he is the best. Me, I'm not there. I know.

I'm not in on your, I'm not, I don't just buy into the left wing bullshit. And I never stop making fun of the right wing bullshit at all. Right. And like, if that's not good enough for you, then I think you're the asshole. So, Bill is better than the other late night guy. He's comparing himself there. And he's the only one who's speaking truth to power. I'm not as intolerant as the rest.

But if you don't agree with what I'm saying, then fuck you. That's exactly what he's saying. That is Bill's take on things. But good on Bill Maher, 70 years old, still getting wasted in his basement with his friends coming over. Yeah. We can all hope to someday be there. I don't want three cameras pointed at me when that happens. But to each of their own, that's what he wants to do.

Anything else, Eric, that you picked up on from. this show that we didn't cover? No, just that you know, Adam's turning into like the lead singer of bare naked ladies or MC Search or so. Like there are that weird thick black glasses thing. I know not many people can pull it off and there's a reason why they can't pull it off.

I don't know why in today's day and age, get LASIC. Get the thin spectacles or something. Contacts where it doesn't look like an obstruction over your face. Oh, I need an obstruction over my face. I didn't pull the clip, but at one point, Adam's talking about how he owns 13 race cars. He's got a warehouse where he stores all of his race cars.

He's like, you can probably afford LASIC then, right? Yeah. You probably get the implant, the focal implant, if you will, as it were. But it was nice to watch, even though it was a bit of an effort to sit through the whole thing and try to make any kind of sense out of it. if it was just something that was on in the background while you're doing something else, it's perfectly fine. It's too interesting people getting wasted and talking to each other.

Yeah, I've always enjoyed Adam. And with Bill, too, you know, don't agree with everything that Bill says. But lately in the last decade, at least he's being honest about certain things. He'll see it's like, no, I still believe this. And I'm not going to change my mind on it. But I will be fair and say, this side is not doing, you know, what they're supposed to. So I really have actually became more of a fan in the last decade than I ever was with him. Just hearing him talk about social issues or just basic communication with everybody in this country.

You look at and you go, he's not wrong. And then you go to social media and both sides hate him. It's like, how is, how do you pull that off? How is he being logical and everyone hates you? That is impressive. No, I agree with all of that. I really enjoy some of his takes lately. I think he's pretty refreshing.

And they were even getting into the whole conversation about how. ridiculous California is. Like you can't, Bill was just trying to modify his garage. You have three state inspectors come over to see if he can change the doors out of his garage. Like, who are you trying to protect here? Why am I paying for all these inspectors to look at my garage and whether I can swap out the doors or not? Like, I own this land. I own this house.

Why is the state involved in this at all? And I have a friend in California, and he's looking to move in a couple years. He goes, but I don't know if I can even do that now. I said, why affording a new house or something? And he goes, no, California is, I think that we said it, is looking to pass a law that they take a penalty fee if you move out of the state. What? Yeah. So.

Look at you coming in going at that state. Oh, you go to sell the house and everything. Obviously, the state gets their cut of the fees and what have you. But if you go to move out of the state, then they, it's something like a ridiculous number about whatever you sell your property for. It's like 30%, which is like the standard with all the text people and all. all that. So they're going to be command, if this bill goes through, they'll command a fee as a penalty, like,

hey, I'm moving to Florida, I'm moving to Texas or whatever. All right, well, you have to pay this now in order to leave the state. It's like a cult. Yeah. Or it's like prison. You have to sneak out of there. Hey, don't tell anyone. I'm moving to Texas. In the dark of night. Yes. Can I

come? Well, people are leaving that state in droves. The guard tower will see us and we're both go. One of the time. Digging a hole. All right. I think it's time for our... Grinch of the week.

This comes in from Japanese fun enthusiast in our Discord. We've talked about this character before, Ethan Ralph. Ethan Ralph on the kill stream. And this was posted recently. Now, Ethan Ralph is one of these guys like Mersh, like Nick Ricketa, like the list goes out and on, who reached out to Scarlet Hampton after Scarlet Hampton became newsworthy in the Dabbleverse because she was dating Matt Mead and it seemed like maybe their relationship

wasn't the best relationship to ever have happened. Sometimes when you're in your 40s and you date a 20-something-year-old drug-addicted alcoholic porn actress. You start smacking around. Things don't go perfect. I don't know if that happened,

producer Chris. I don't know what's going on. Oh, I was talking about me. Anyway. So apparently Ethan Relt was one of these guys who got real interested in Skylight. Hey, wait. I respect her. Dude, I'm serious.

He's wasted. Okay. All right. Good night. Hat show. Listen. Let me, Scarlet, please. Please, Mommy Scarlet.

Won't she tell me what to do? Whoa. At the end of the show, he's wasted. And all of a sudden you just start saying, Mommy, Scarlett, Scarlett. And what's great is that someone posted this, Doom Bill posted this on Twitter. And Scarlett responds, oh, geez. So that got back to her. That's not great.

So, all right, he thinks the show's over. Is he voice texting? Oh, maybe. Is he like reading it into his phone or something? Is that why he's saying that? That could be, yeah. Yeah, but even so, why is he calling her mommy? I think he has some mental issues.

Holy shit. Is she a dominatrix thing too? From the videos I've watched, no. Mostly just a step-sister. Oh, okay. But I couldn't be wrong. She couldn't play different roles, maybe. Does she ever sit on balls and high heels?

Not that I've seen, but I don't look for that sort of thing. So I don't know. No, that works. All right. We got a two-fur cridge of the week this week. week. In fact, I'll even hit the sounder again. Bringe of the week. Because E. Rock just sent this to me right before we started the show.

Our friend Tricia Paitis. Oh, no. Always looking for attention. And she got it from TMZ. Yeah? I never heard of, I know she's a big deal in some circles, but I've never heard of her until you started covering her. It's crazy, Eric.

She's huge. I mean, but also popular. I never, there's people that you featured on here that I've actually. actually sought out. Like, you know what? That podcast is terrible or that influence is terrible. And I'll go and look for more of their stuff, right? Because it was interesting what you presented. Yeah. She's never been something that I was like, I need to find out more about what this person does or anything. But it's like, you know when you don't know something, but then you hear about it for the first time, then you start seeing it everywhere because you were not aware of it. That's what happens

with, with Trisha here. Today, I'm just going through my news feed stuff. And I go, wait, can't be right. It's on TMZ. It's on TMZ. Like, how bad did she fuck up to get on TMZ and you have the clip here to show that? Yeah, she gets a lot of attention for everything she does. Treasure Pitas tried her very first tamale and she fully ate the corn husk. Here is the full clip. What in New Mexico?

Let's try the tamale. Mmm. The inside is like so good. Okay. Let me try it. Not so much. Are you going to, oh, man. Where's the wax fruit?

I got a banana peel. You want to smoke it? That is a good tomato. Oh, my gosh. All right. Now, that's tough. She's eating at the Kornosk. Is she doing this on purpose?

I saw all the people in the comments saying she does this for attention. She knows what she's doing. Now, I think she's dumb. I think she's really dumb. I think she's dumb, too. Yeah. All right, Miss Piggy. Relax over there.

You know, to, it's bad enough when a fat person's getting made fun of for food or something like that. But then to have a big kind of fuck up like this, but it involves food. And it just, it never will stop. It'll show up in other comments and other things she puts out. Remember the time that this thing wolfed down a corn husk is going to be showing up in all these places. It's the equivalent of like eating the cupcake without. pulling the paper at the bottom. Oh, no, it's much worse than that.

That's a mistake we all can make. It recognizes immediately, like, oh, shit, whoops. She's just like, she went down on this. She got famous from Muckbank videos. That's how she started. It was by eating, like, fast food in her car. She should be an expert on food by now.

Could you imagine? We were all around in the 90s, right? That's relatable, the 90s? Yeah. Someone goes, people are going to get really rich and famous from eating fast food in their car and filming themselves doing that. Shut the fuck up.

I'd be like, I'm quitting school. I don't need an education. That sounds easy. I'm going to be famous. I can totally do that. I'll drink Arby's packets right out of the fucking packet. Yeah, well, I've been there.

I'm going to drop out of high school. I'm going to go get a ton of Mick Arches and just go sit in the parking lot there. I got to practice. I'm going to practice. I got to rehearse for 2011. It's coming soon. I want to talk to you.

I don't have any Opie clips for us today. But I know. I'm sorry. But Eric, you've been following this stuff. What is your take on what's currently happening to your former boss, Opie? He's got Ron the waiters off the show now. It's supposed to be Ronde yesterday.

Anthony Coomia can't stop weighing in on this because that's becoming a whole thing where Ron's like, Anthony's texting me or DMing me. And then Opie fires him for that. And then we got Alex Stein coming on and kissing Opie's ass. what's going on that's what alex does we all know that Alex is just playing Alex to Opie and trying to carry his favor to be invited back and maybe keep this going on as long as he can uh Anthony's thing I can see why he would initially reach out and goes this guy didn't

reach out to me like I don't even know why Anthony even needed to clear that up but he felt like he did so he went and did it I don't mind it because Opie's going he had so weird he's that with Carl Ruiz too he's so weird why would you do that and he's just like like, I didn't fucking do that idiot. They'll just believe it because this moron said that I DM'd him. Yeah, he believes a lot of stuff that's told to him. Right. But then for Anthony, if Anthony's mocking it, hilarious.

But if he's keep going, it's like, I didn't talk to the guy and everything. As soon as that Ron thing came up, working with that guy for so long, you learn his insecurities, whether you want to to or not, you start to map him out. As soon as he's like, oh, Anthony reads out to me, I was like, that's not good. That's going to cause a problem. And then as Ron was embellishing or maybe whatever,

getting carried away with all of this stuff. And he's like, well, just send me the DM. And there have been times on the show where something like this has happened. It's like, well, all you have to do is just show us this.

And then it's fine. We'll go away. Long time ago, classic bit, there was an intern who came in with an eye patch. And nobody said anything until they went on the air. and then they brought him into the studio and they're talking about what's with the eyepatch. And he's talking about how he got hurt.

He scratched his cornea, whatever thing. He has to wear the iPad. And they're like, oh, my God. And they're going through the whole story. He goes, can we see it? And he kept making up every excuse why he couldn't lift the eye patch. And then finally, I think towards the end, they got him to remove the eye patch and there was nothing. Like, I don't know if it was an intention thing or why the guy did it.

But it set a precedence where else like, this guy's insane. We can't have him here. anymore and I think the guy got let go or what have you. But there's been other times too where if you misdirect something that Ope took seriously, he takes it as huge offense as like you violated me personally. This guy can't be trusted. This person is a psychopath. I need them out of my life and has to be gone.

It's the same, I hate the term vibe. But the vibe that I got when Ron did this, I go, he's not showing the DM. If he has no DM, Ron's done. Like, he'll never be back on there. Opie was so serious about that, too. Like, that was a real moment. I like the real moments with Opie because it's a lot of, like, acting and playing characters

and his voices and stuff. But when he goes, then just send me the DMs, Ron? Send me the DMs. Ron's like, oh, I'm on my phone right now. I can. He's like, well, maybe he did. Maybe he didn't. I don't know.

That got very real. It was noticeable. You and I were listening to that coming back from the studio. And Opie has his serious voice. Yes. And you know shit is going down. Yeah. It's one thing when like when I called or when stuff comes up out and he's like, that's so creepy.

Why are you watching my show? I don't watch your show. Like that's nonsense, performative stuff. But you want to see Opie really creeped out is that scenario when he's just, just show me. Ron, just just show me the DMs. And this will all go away.

It'll be fine. Now, all Ron had to do if these existed, show it to him, because it's okay if Ron got duped. Yeah. If there was somebody pretending to be Anthony, whatever, and he didn't know, that's okay. There's a lot of fake Anthony Kuby's in chats. I see them all the time. Right.

That's okay. Ron didn't know. Ron's not fully involved in all of this stuff. So it's okay if he got misled on that stuff. If this never happened, which I don't think it did, and he was embellishing and making stuff up. I'm with you. That causes the big rift. You saw Ope go real quick.

He's sobered up, if you will, from his emotion. emotional damage of just going like, just show me the, show me the DM. And then he said, well, he had to take a week off. Yeah. I don't think Ron took the week off. I think Ope told him, I think he'll be put him in time out. Like I'm in time on YouTube.

Oh, one of you. He's like, you violated the community guidelines by talking about how Anthony likes you and communicate with you directly. Ronde is canceled. Ronde is canceled. I'm planning you for harassment. Yes. One of you guys brought it up where it's like it was convenient of the time. so convenient the timing of this because I think it was yesterday.

He was supposed to be the big Ronde and Mike Boudet from Sorton Scale was going to give him $1,000. And I saw all the other people in the chat going, yeah, we're definitely donating for Ronday. That is very funny. I wish this whole thing would have went down. But yeah, it's like he took that as a personal offense, this thing with Ron. But thinking it was like, I don't have to do the money thing. All right. I'm leaning more into this.

So here comes back, perform and a vote with this. and then Ron needed a week. I don't think Ron needed a week. Does Ron ever look like he needs to take time off? He wants to be talking to OPEE all day long. He's begging to come to the live bar shows. He's begging to be a part of everything here. You think he's saying I need to step back and take a week to reflect on myself?

No. That was an old thing. He's going to the Florida Keys? No, he has nobody. He's not doing anything. He's just sad. D.D. was a good point. I forgot.

Ron was also saying W.T.P. was sending him DMs and offering him a full-time job. That was another wild thing that he was saying like, yeah, these guys are reached out to me. They love me. And he's like, am I allowed to say it? WATP? Women's amateur tennis profession or whatever. I didn't offer him a job. I did reach out to him though.

I'm on the show. I think Adam probably reached out to him too. So it's very possible he was getting, but he was embellishing, obviously, when he was talking about. So the other thing, too, when Alex Stein was on the show, and Alex Stein's kissing Opie's ass, he's like, I don't like the dabble verse. You're the best. you're so much better than all these guys. They're all losers. Someone pointed this out.

I don't think that I mentioned this when we were playing the clips. And I remember if we were playing the clips on, yeah, we were playing the clips on WTP. Because I also did it on Dabbleverse Live on Thursday where Opie all of a sudden doesn't do the voices anymore. He turns into regular guy, regular broadcaster, Opie. So Alex sounds like, you're awesome, man. I don't like the Dabble Verers. I think that you're like killer. And it'll be just like, oh, yeah.

So, you know, I think you're really great too, the stuff that you do. You got a lot of balls to do that. I was like, well, what happened to the, what happened to this? Whoa! What happened to? That goes out for over a minute. Anyway, I went out of the play all of Opie cackling. Oh, we can.

I have dropped, too. Oh, my God. I'll go Bilber on that one. Babble, babble, babble. I'm so sick of radio guys lying. Go screw. We just do this. Yes, we are.

Why do we spend so much time prepping for the show? I don't know. We should just be doing this. So much more fun. It's edgy as F. It is edgy as F. Oh, it would be a good point. It's my favorite.

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because I have this Dabble versus live show now with Blind Mike on Thursdays. And I see people saying, it's just the same shit he just did on WATP. We're doing it again. Now, the reason why that happened this Thursday is because Mike sent me prep that was stuff that I had already covered on WATP. I'm not doing it twice. Sure.

But I will do it twice right now because you guys see that Aaron doxed himself on his show this week. No. Aaron Imble is such a retard. So he calls up this summer camp or something that he claims is molesting children, whatever he claims they're doing. So he leaves him a voicemail and he wants them to call him back so he can tell him what's up live on the show.

Hi, my name is Aaron and I was thinking of enrolling my children in your. camps. I just wanted to know when you have them. I saw you online and I thought I would call and ask, could you give me a call back of your earliest convenience? Because I'm calling a couple of different places today. My number is 651. WATP. That's 651. W-A-T-T. Thank you very much and I look forward to hearing back from you soon. You fool! And then when they call us back, we're going to find out why they're such evil fucking satanic bastards. Okay. So that was him just giving out his full number, all 10 digits of it, twice on the show.

Which is crazy. I hear Drew Lane, he calls businesses all the time and just says, call us back at the number that's on your caller ID. Right. Because everyone sees the number now, you know? You don't have to give out your phone number. Aaron just gives it out. Now, the question is, is he really that dumb or did he want to give out his number?

Because I cross-reference this. Aaron and I used to be friendly. Yeah. I have his phone number. saved my phone. That's the one. And I looked it up and I went, that definitely is his number. That's not like a Google voice number or a call-in line. That's his phone number. Well, let's call him right now.

I could. We all could. I don't know. What do you think about that? Eric, you've been in the radio. A couple times. Yeah. It's one thing to have the host of your show, Docs your phone number when you're on vacation. It's another thing to willingly do it to yourself.

That is some kind of Satanistic kind of bullshit. Like he loves the abuse, the torture. He's refined that into fuel instead of trying to do a show anymore. It's like, well, I can just lean into all the negatives out there with the internet and turn that into hopefully profit. And he's lost that line of,

yeah, you don't put your personal life too. much out online. Your kids on social media. He's been doing that for a while. You don't do those kind of things. Now he's like, well, that generates buzz. That generates interest. That'll check and then equal money down the line. So who cares about all of this stuff here? As long as the end result is, is that I make a couple hundred dollars each show or something. He really is a cock. I forget about this. Like, we know that he licked Niccocatis spludge off of his wife. We know that he goes to Kiwi farms to read about Nick Rickeda and then immediately goes over to a porn site to watch cuck porn. Like, is there a thing where he likes this where he's like, I'm going to go up my numbers.

All the haters can text me and tell me what a piece of shit I am while I masturbate. I check out my tiny little peed with two fingers. Did he react after this part here? Did he react? I have a couple more clips. Okay. So check this out. Aaron just gave his number to a Pito cult.

Don't worry. They'll regret getting my phone number soon enough. Oh, you guys ready? All right here, he's getting a phone call. So he assumes it's a callback from the summer camp. Is this? Hello? Oh, this isn't it?

You son of a bitch. I thought it was going to be them, but it was Virginia. God damn it. I was so excited. All right, guys. Oh, I gave because I gave out my number. What a fucking retard. I just realized I just gave out my number.

How could you not realize it? He did. That's the question. I talked about this with Mike and Schmule the other day. Like, is this an act? This is all fake. This is all performative. Where he's just like, oh, wow, I gave up my number.

Like, he knows he's live. He loves it. He's performing all the time. He's not much of a planner, but he must know that. Yeah, because he's always performing. Right. It's tiresome to watch it. He's performing.

me so much. You can see how he reacted. Oh, I gave out my number and all that. But then you see those clips that you guys feature where he's doing his playing the music and trying to rally everybody at the end. And he's looking and looking and nothing's coming in. You can see his demeanor change, the lines in his face and stuff like that when he's like, oh, fuck, this isn't going to happen. That's concerned. This, if you gave out your phone number and you went, you either would have shut your stream down where you started, if it was that big of a deal, you would have reacted way different than he's doing it right now. Right.

And that's, this is Wednesday morning's episode. It's still up. He didn't change it. He didn't edit it. So the number is still out there. If anyone wants to find it around the three hour or eight minute mark, you can find that. So I think that this is like a Gino Bisconti thing. I made this comment before where Gino gives out his number regularly on his show because he's lonely.

And he's looking for something to do. It's like, hey, if you want to text me, I'll talk to Eddie Randall on the internet. Here's my phone. Everything. Wow, that's pathetic. Anyone but Kiki. Yeah, I'm going to piss on Kiki. That texts me.

We can talk about it. By the way, Kiana does not like it when you talk about how she likes piss play. Do not, and I cannot stress this enough. Do not talk about how Kiana likes getting pissed on. Lay off. She has told me she does not like any pissed on. Did she get pissed on? Sure.

But did she like it? She says she didn't. So I'm sure, you know, the first time maybe it was interesting, the second time, annoying. I don't know. I don't know what happened. just like she made up about me having an abortion with my girlfriend of my 20s that I paid for I'll just make up shit about her getting pissed out why not it'll be fun uh this is more of erring going oh my god well I think uh I think today's gonna be a lot of blocking phone numbers for me

oh and you know what else I just switched phone uh phone services too so I don't have my phone call blocking like I used to. That's convenient. Because I think that was a Verizon service. Abel Graham says that was me, LaMau. Oh my God.

Bongtime says incoming dick pics. Oh boy, here we go. Hold on. That's what he's after. You know how happy he is. Yeah. Oh, dick picks are coming my way. Wee.

It's all worked out. Party bonus. Yeah, it's a win-win-win-win-win. Was that a drop or is that beach us? I don't even know. All right. So that's our friend Aaron Holt on Sealtow. When will you learn? I haven't heard from him in years.

Yeah. And then he responded to me on Twitter the other day when I was commenting about your, your channel strike issue with Whitney. And I just said, if this is true, that's really shitty of Whitney, right? It's just something simple. And then he gave me a whole paragraph. This is incorrect. And he's like correcting me on what this could be.

And I'm looking at this. It's like, I'm not going to respond to this because, you know, I don't need. to involve myself with him. But I was just looking at it's like, you posted that it's from this episode. So if not Whitney, it's Whitney adjacent to somebody in her camp or whatever did this thing here.

It wasn't an algorithm. I watched John threaten to beat up everyone nonstop, totally against YouTube's terms of service community guidelines, what we want to call it. It doesn't nonstop for an hour straight. Everyone's telling me that reporting his channel, no problems there. I make jokes about the words that Whitney had.

as auto banned for comments. I actually tab did. But whatever, it doesn't matter. No, it's keeping score. And then all of a sudden my show gets struck, my channel gets struck. And I'm putting in jail for seven days. It's like, no, Whitney or her camp. Somebody that represents.

Yes, definitely struck us. Yeah. There's no way around it. Like, there's so many strikes going on on YouTube all the time. And I'm the bad guy. I don't know if this. It's ridiculous. Clearly it was harassment, Carl.

It wasn't. Yeah. The whole thing, it's like, well, How can you prove it? And you're like, there's no proof here just because that's the episode title. But it's a, it's a same conclusion that this specific episode with that specific person headlined in the episode and even titled in the episode would be the one that would issue this or somebody representing her, which is it's not a, uh, a weird conclusion for Carl to draw

up about this stuff. And I'm getting corrected online. I'm like, you're all idiots. especially, Eric, when we were just checking out Whitney arguing with individuals in social media about herself. Like, Joe Rogan was calling her out for. Like, what are you doing? You're arguing with people individually on social media? That was Whitney herself.

That wasn't her attorney. She started a fight with Ms. Rachel. Right. She's pissed at Mitch Rachel. You think she's not pissed at us? And also, we did have Ashley, her sister, and they are not friendly with each other right now. We did have Ashley on our channel like a week before that. So,

I love the people are just like, oh, Carl's pretending that Whitney struck his channel. No, I would say there's a better than 90% chance. There was Whitney or someone in Whitney's camp that decided to strike that. So when you get the copyright strike,

it tells you who issued the strike. When you get something like that, they don't tell you who complained about it? All right, let me tell you this because I talked to Shilly about this too. He's like, who actually issued the strike? I said, oh, it was Whitney. He goes, do you have evidence of that?

And I went, yeah, I saw it. And then I go in my email. The email doesn't say that. So in my YouTube studio, there's a thing that says you've been struck for community guidelines. And I click into that. And that's where you can appeal it. So I saw the thing that said, this is what you're struck for. This is the link.

They gave me the timestamp of where the problem occurred in the video. And I watched that. Okay. And then I hit the appeal button thinking that like when I get copyright strikes, I'm able to appeal. and explain myself. This is fair use because I'll go through and I'll do all the legal mumbo jumbo. I thought this was going to be the same kind of thing

where I could explain myself. But no, it was just like you hit an appeal button and it goes, okay, it's been submitted. That screen that I saw when I hit the appeal button was the one that showed me who struck it and that's where I saw Whitney's name and I can't get that back now because it's gone because I hit the appeal button.

So I should have screen captured it at the time because now I'm like, fuck, that was the only evidence I had that it was Whitney who, or Whitney's channel. that struck me on this. So anyway, I don't have that anymore. And I'm also very annoyed that you hit the appeal.

And it just goes, okay, appeal's been submitted. And then three minutes later, yeah, we checked it. And you definitely against the community guidelines. That's your court game. We talked to Whitney and she's still pissed. Yeah, right. Yeah. That's your court day where all the charges are against you and you go objection and the judge just goes overruled and you're sentenced.

That's like, where's my due process on this? Right. It's a banana republic. like I tell you. It's going on around here. Fucking YouTube stinks. You know what else stinks is Matt Murray in the MGM morning show at Atlantic City? You can just say terrestrial radio in general.

Terrestrial radio stinks. Eric was checking out a show because we were just in Atlantic City. We don't talk about it, but we weren't. And WMGM 103.7 Rocks has a morning guy. Yeah. Name Matt Murray. Do you want to set this up or should we just start watching? I don't this this came across

to me a while ago I don't remember how it was introduced to this stuff but went and checked it out it's a one man show it's on a rock station in a very small market so you're like all right well there's got to be something one of the things we love doing with opi and anthony let's find no major shows that fuck up all the time but let's find the small regional successes and see what they're doing

and if they're doing something different that maybe we can do or what have you and you don't find many single hosts in small markets anymore that are doing shows because in those smaller markets, you have somebody that just reads like a 15 second liner has to do a library, and then it's just constantly music or something else. Or AI now is a thing in some markets. They have AI radio station. So you don't get a person actually doing a show anymore.

This guy has been there for a while. You can tell the studio has never been upgraded since it was. It looks like a janitor's closet that was converted into the studio. So better than what Opie's studio was when he worked for Westwood One. He had a cubicle. Better than what he has now. And he lived 500 feet above Manhattan. The way the guy's doing the show is this is a course on how not to do a radio show.

And it's also something like when you joke about how bad small market radio is, you would say, stuff like this exaggerating what they do, but this guy is doing that exact thing that you're mocking. What you're about to see is real. Yeah, a lot of people talking about the Super Bowl halftime show. Can you pause one second? Of course. Look at the shirt that, I mean, this tells you enough about the guy.

Let me read what his shirt is. So the shirt is, I guess, a Instagram post, it looks like, but it's all text. And it says, I think what this country needs now more than ever is a new album from Nickelback. Could you imagine putting that post up on social media? Everyone would be high-fiving you virtually nonstop. Such a good gag. But it's a Heather Gray tight fit shirt with the giant iron on where if you walk 10 feet and you're sweating, that thing's sticking to you because it's the wrong kind of print for the shirt. And Heather Gray.

I know, Eric's concerned about the color of the material. Yeah, cool. Good points. Eric, good points. is going to be starring in it. So much so that allegedly, now according to social media, I don't know if it's true or not, that there's an alternative show going on by Turning Point USA,

which is going to feature Kid Rock and Ted Nugent and others playing in Atlanta at the same time. Okay. Now, if you're a real man, okay, if you're a real man, you know what you do during halftime at the Super Bowl? You do this. And by this, I mean, you're going to. the bathroom. That's what you do. Where there's my... I go applaud that.

There you go. You go to the bathroom. Oh my God. This is a sign of serious mental illness. When you have an applause button on the board that you hit, I kind of blame Mike David for this, I think. With his stupid explosion sound that he hits like nonstop just over and over again. It's like this, again, security blanket thing where these guys say something like Aaron Inhole does this. nonstop where he just says something and then the crowd goes wild this guy goes you know what I do at halftime I take a shit

am I right people real men do that who's with me on this I can go through an entire football game sometimes two games in a row without shitting humble I dare you I've always looked up to you for that thank you Chris has been at my house we're watching red zone and I'm like I'm gonna sit here watch the entire red zone I don't even need to shit it's such a lame tag it's boring. You unload to reload. That's what real American men

do during the Super Bowl. Don't you forget it. Don't you forget it was a punchline? That's when people laughed. It's hilarious. It's like two broke girls. Get all this. Oh, who's performing at the halftime? That's for the ladies and chit-chat about the real men

are going to the bathroom. That's what they're doing. Or could you imagine repeating that? That was so funny. Let me say it again. We're going to the liquor store to reload on supplies. Hold on a second. This is weird.

All right, here's the cool things to do during the halftime. Shit or go to the liquor store and buy more liquor. Or both. I bought enough liquor store. I bought enough liquor for a month before the Super Bowl. Yeah, I... I anticipate my needs. Enough of this who's playing the Super Bowl half-stop.

When did you ever care, really? I mean, the one time I did care is when Jay Lowe and Shakira played because that's when I was really hoping for a wardrobe. malfunction. But that's the size of the point of everything. Chris is not hitting drops

right now. I'm watching his hand. This guy's playing these drops. Wow, that's outrageous. You want to see

those 50-year-old women's boobs? Cool. We're still saying wardrobe malfunction. Hilarious in 2016. 2026.

Wait, what are yours? It? Wow. This is going out over the broadcast to a regional market.

Yeah. this is what they're paying for and they're trying to say radio's not dying you know podcast in the internet it'll never replace radio if this is what they're allowing then yes it absolutely is you've said this for a long time eric is that radio invested in the wrong thing when the internet started creeping in and taking share away radio said we're going to own music will be the place where people can listen to music well have so much music you wouldn't even know what to do with all this music and eric went No, no, you got to invest in personalities. Like the actual good broadcasts, you should own that.

Like, Sirius has done a good job of doing this. Not that they own the rights to, but they're trying to like buy up some of the personalities that draw an audience that people are compelled to listen to. So you can like, hey, if you want to like, if you like this person, they're on Sirius XM. And radio could have done the same thing. And they did the exact opposite. They said, we're going to pay no one anything. We're going to pay everyone like shit.

So they'd rather be on YouTube. And then we're going to play the same songs you've heard your entire life over. over it over again. Well, that's not the formula for success at all. No, because you can go to a music app and hear it when you want to hear it. Not like, you know, coming up in 20 minutes, we'll play the new song from Taylor Swift. Oh, really? I could just go. Siri, play Taylor Swift's new song right now. Fuck, and then you turn the radio off. She goes out of the car.

She mentioned if Taylor's just starting to play on my phone just now after he said that. God damn it, Siri. Too quick. Walton Goggins. I don't know he is. He's grateful for all the love he's getting from fans, including the wild. up ladies that called themselves Goggins girlies. Not to be confused with Murray's mutants. That's what I

get. Yeah. Welcome to today's dumb social media post of the day. We go to ABC Chicago who posted a story on May 28 about a boat that was found and the remains of 11 people on a remote Caribbean island. The post reads

Why don't these islands have a box with a satellite phone for the people that become stranded. Let that sit with you for a while. It's not hilarious. Your jokes, Marie. The drama that he's trying to build with the pauses.

He's like, when he said this, because then it led to this, and he's like, the audience is getting hyped up here. And then blah, blah, blah, here's the joke. And you're like, you're on the radio. Stop pausing this fucking. walking long. There's times he's on the radio, and I think he forgets he's on the radio because he's constantly

looking at his phone. Yes. I was just going to point that out. People are listening to this. So these are videos that he's recording himself and then posting online to show what a great disc jockey is. And he's staring into this camera. And it's unsettling.

I know that John thinks that I sock at broadcasting because I look over to the side, but you'd much rather be looking over to the side and staring into your soul. Pretty sure Chris is like, yeah, it's not great. No. I can't think what this guy is not great. Mike, we're going to need that Janer's closet back. Sorry. Welcome.

For your hard rock alarm clock, I got this tune for you from my pal, Steve Brown. A couple years ago, he put out a little song here called Rocking Christmas Time. There it is. I'm doing a video, and I'm showing people. I have the actual CD. He's telling the radio that. Not now, Murray. Not now, Murray.

And while supplies last, I'll take a few random callers and give you this little CD. There's two songs on it. There's another one called. Where Do We Run? Imagine calling you do a radio show to get a CD. Two things that don't happen. Am I the 18th caller? Can I get the CD?

It's got both songs on it? Whoa. It's great. I have a cassette deck. where I put in this cassette that goes to my disc man, and then I can play CDs at my car. Show off. But this is a good, keep in mind what he's going to say next.

This is a good friend of his. Okay. That does this music. Sorry, Stephen, I haven't listened to that one yet, because as you can see, it's still in the rapper. That's what I got there. So that being said, Steve Brown, doing rocking Christmas time for your hard rock alarm clock.

Let's do it. Time to wake up, sir. Wake up! Get up! It's time to rock your ass out of bed. It's the 103.7 WMGM Hard Rock alarm clock. Whoa, you got nailed it. Hutzlam.

Oh, ho, ho. I mean, that was literally every cliche. A morning radio is in every stupid drop and sounder. They're like, whoa, it's a zayn't it. And then like the fucking fist flies. Like, I hit the post. I nailed. Yeah, here we go, guys.

It's 6 a.m. I'm playing rock music. Guys, this is a good, wait, hold on. Guys, this is a good friend of mine. He put out this album two years ago, the Christmas thing. We got a couple copies to give away.

Stephen, I never opened it, so I never listened to the damn thing. That was what I was so hung up on. So mean. Wow, the rapper's still on it. That means you never listen to it. By the way, if you're wondering why you have a CD, we're going to be doing a new special.

Somebody sent me Todd Pettengill's music. Oh, sick. Not one. Not two. But apparently there's a third album we're trying to track down, but I've got two CDs of Todd Pettengill songs, and he goes by

the name, just Todd. He's a one-name wonder, like Bono, like Cher, Prince. Madonna, yeah. Todd. Re-Tod. That's his reboot album. I am so jealous. Now that we're on Rumble, we can play all the music we want. Why are we not

playing Todd Pettengill? Eric, is that original music or song parodies. It's original music. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. That's exciting. He takes himself so seriously. If you want, if you want to go over on my channel, we did a three-part series so far on Todd, and I thought that would be it. And then after the third part, a radio friend of mine wrote me and he goes, I have these boxes of CDs that were sent to the station over years. He goes, I think I have his CDs. You do? And he looked and he goes, are these them? That's them. So he sent them to me. And we have them here, and we're going to play that. But if you want samples of it, towards the end of part three, we started playing some of the samples that used to be on his website. If you want to check them out.

And then, of course, I'll give you copies of this when we're done. It's Eric Nagel. Eric with a K. Nagel smelled like bagel. Check that out. Can we play his late night roundup clip for Matt Murray? Of course. So what this is is that, remember a big thing with radio.

a big thing with radio or even like the local morning news shows, they would do kind of like the recap of the best monologue jokes. Sure. You know, so like in today's age, you're like, here's something from Fallon, from Colbert, from Kimmel like that. Well, he does that, but he adds his own monologue jokes in at the end.

Nice. So this is clipped. You don't hear the professional shows doing their monologues. It's just when he comes on. to do his monologue joke. And you would think, for this modern era, you would get the giant staff of writers. Yes, that. But also you would think like you'd get a theme song from a show that's current, like the Fallon's theme or Colbert or something like that. He goes back because he's got an old TV theme song CD that has Johnny Carson's music. So it's playing Johnny Carson's

music as he's trying to deliver this whole collection of monologue jokes. So please enjoy. And now that President Trump has arrested What's that guy's name Maduro? Well, he can now bond with Diddy Over, you know, different types of oil. The oil thing here. And there's your late night round Out with one throwing in by me.

Yeah, I'm back, baby. I'm back. And with the... Was that laugh track, Opie? Didn't that sound like Opie cackling at that? Yikes. It'd be great if it was.

Yikes. Olympics getting underway. Olympic ski jumping has some controversy as athletes have been using crotch enlarging enhancement to make their ski jumps go further. So with saying that, congratulations to Tommy Lee

on winning the gold medal and ski jumping. And with the storm, the airlines have canceled more flights since COVID or a regular Tuesday in July, said Spirit. That's Bill Burr. You're right. That was Bill Burr. What the fuck?

He thinks these are jokes. Yeah. And I'm more creeped out by when he gives his punchline, he's looking around the room, like, as if there's other people on the show to get their reaction from it, and there's no one in that room with him.

And yesterday was World Lepercy Day. It's not half the holiday it used to be. All that for that. And as you're... I don't think I even get that one. I don't either. The fucking thing sucks. That was Tom Myers.

right there. The fuck was that? Huh. Late night around, that would chew out it by me. You're welcome. Yikes. 38% of people

have admitted to stashing chocolate during the holidays. This chocolate has become such an addiction that President Trump has labeled Willie Ronca, a terrorist

and the Oopalupas a terrorist organization. Upa, Opa, Opa, dude, watch. Jesus Christ.

Willie Ronca, by the way. I heard that. It was very racist. Miss Judy to be very upset with that Oh yeah, we don't really want, Rocca Don't you lay off the Asians? Fair enough, you're right.

Watch out for that chocolate. There you go. Amazon is testing a new super fast delivery system that will get packages to your door in 30 minutes or less. Meanwhile, FedEx has continued to throw your packages in the bushes. And a JetBlue flight had to make an emergency. landing after someone had weed in a vape pen and the

stewardesses inhaled it. Oh no. What happened next? Everyone got more cookies. Oh, oh. Well, he's got the music bed cranked so we can barely hear those terrible jokes. Yeah. How does he look in the mirror every morning?

How does he still have a show? This is so bad. I'd be so embarrassed. And if it's not bad enough, the content that we're getting on the air, let's check out the promo to let you know that he's on the air. On today's show, I'm going to do the hard rock alarm clock. We're going to go through the decades this week since everyone's all like, oh, 2016. Well, I'll do 2016. And then 2006, it's after 96, 86, yeah, we're going to do all the decades all this week.

Plus a movie tickets for the new Chris Pratt movie, and I got your tickets for Avatar, all on the MGM winning show this week. And that's it. I've got other shenanigans too. Imagine giving out tickets to a movie on the radio. I can also do a show. I can win tickets to a movie.

Cool. And a CD. Still wrapped. I was in the CD on my way to the movie. Why did he abandon the microphone that's dang next to him? Hey, guys, this week on WATP. Fuck off. I am an audio professional.

Let me not use the tools at my disposal to promote the show that I do. Yeah, it's just every time you're like, well, this can't get any worse. And it does. But you can't really fault him because, you know, he wasn't meant to be on the radio. He was supposed to be a baseball player. You know, it's funny you say that because Drew Lane was a Division I baseball player. And I've talked to him about this. He was hoping to turn pro someday.

very good ball player. And then he fell into radio. And then he was number one in Detroit for decades. So it did work out. So it's possible that you could like have a baseball career and then actually be good at the other thing you do too. Oh, well, I guess this guy proved. I thought this is what, you know, the career path. If you can't do it in baseball, you go into radio, obviously, you know, like this guy here.

Hey, everybody. Storytime again. I got my Cubs hoodie on. There we go. I do. I love this hoodie. As it is the opening day of, well, pitchers and catchers report to spring training today the day they're due and i was just reminiscing it was

1995 spring of 95 i reported to my last spring training with the montreal expos in west palm beach florida those are some good times a year later at 1996 i would again try out for an independent league which i did uh was offered a contract by the regina cyclones i was a i was a real team regina canada canada it was at that point i really pretty funny guys you know what it sounds like right it rises vagina did you know that judd hey we're on the air you can't oh shit by that you can only imply you two service of service realized uh dream kind of over so 30 years ago did my last spring training the year before though

officially with a major league team uh so that being said i dove uh head first into radio for better or worse so here's to uh 30 years of uh you know giving what does that ambient noise why does it sound like shit, Eric. Why is he posting this? It's the shitty window unit air conditioning that's in the studio or space heater or something because there's no circulation in that thing. I love

how he has to show you headphones to show that he's in radio. He's in radio. Being a radio station studio, I didn't have a clue that he was in radio where you are. My headphones showed up. My all to radio and 30 years ago, given up baseball. But I still love the sport.

He became a Cubs fan. That's another story for another time. But happy spring day, everybody. Come on. Explain it became a Cubs fan. The teaser. That's all anyone wants to know about.

Well, I'll explain all that after an Arrowsmith four pack. It's a four-play weekend and then we'll talk about how I'm a Cubs fan. So, yeah, Terrestrial Radio is alive

in kicking and is just, you know, the podcast world, the streaming world is, it's got its work out. for them. Radio is still going to be the dominant media for many years to come. Poor Eric. He's like, I love radio.

A young, a young, ambitious. I really learned to hate it. I really learned to hate it. Eric Nagel in the 90s. I love radio. I'm going to get it way into this. I'm going to know everything up there is to know about radio. I'm going to work on a huge radio show. It's on the up and up. Now here he is.

Yeah. The whole thing just fell apart. I met a guy who produces shows for I heart when I was in Atlantic City. We need to talk about this. I just realized. Okay. He has some pretty big shows and a pretty big contract with IHeart that he's working on. So you're still there, right? Kind of. Uh-oh.

Is there an update? Is there new news? Well, they still have my show. I still have the show there. Do you still get a paycheck or how does that work? For the show, yeah. Okay. The other stuff I used to do not so much anymore.

Oh, that sucks. It wasn't even what I, this is where I'm at now. I didn't even get one of the big fancy I heart bloodbath press releases where they're telling you about everybody that cut from markets all over the place. It was a silent notice before the holidays. It's like, yeah, some of your responsibilities are going to be reduced. So, Merry Christmas. That sucks. I mean, the rain's been on the wall for a while.

I know you've been waiting for this day of the time. I was always amazed when the big rounds were coming around. I'd be texting with other people. What did you hear? What did you hear? No, I'm still here. I haven't heard anything. Okay, cool.

If you didn't hear anything, you're good to go. And then to get a notice, not even somebody calling or whatever. You get an email from corporate and you're like, oh, so this is happening now. Okay. Well, my show is a separate deal, so that still stays there. But anything in New York, I'm pretty much done with. Oh, sorry to hear that, buddy. is what it is.

Apparently there's not a lot of work to do in radio. I was talking to Vinnie Paulino yesterday. I was over to the studio to do the creep off. We do bonus shows on Fridays and Vinny goes, hey, guess what gig I got?

Stevens Media Group reached out to me. Now that's a local radio company. owns a bunch of stations here, which is wild. I'm like, that Stevens is still a company? He's like, yeah. And they hired me to be the

headliner at their whatever party that they're doing. I was like, oh, you might want to point out that the radio business is not great

if they're hiring Vinnie Paulino has that lighter of their party. Budgets are down. I was going to say, they have a budget for that? Yeah.

Who can we afford? I think we're at like the Vinie Paulino level. Like, all right, fine, just hire them. Whatever, whatever it takes.

Should I be saying this on the show? Probably not. Way to be a supportive friend there. I know. I'm a real prick, aren't I? he's the one who created a show where we compete with each other.

Yeah. So I feel the need to say that he's an asshole. Yeah. He'd do the same. He'd do it off, and he does do the same. Speaking of assholes. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building.

It's what I do. I got to show you what Tom Myers is up to him. This is going to be quick. Thank you. Yes. Don't worry. He hasn't put out a new podcast since December. He's not putting out the show regularly.

But he's active. He's too busy with Zuma. Dude, he loves Chad Zuma. I know. It's fucked up. He's very active on YouTube. And actually, but he just posted a video

42 minutes ago before I didn't even see this earlier. But what he does is anytime he's making an appearance on MLC or if he just comes up in the chat on another show, he posts that video for some reason. But the other thing he's doing is he's pulling clips. And some of them are three minutes long, some are nine minutes long, five minutes.

He's pulling clips from his show, Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. And it's literally from February of 2024 or July of 2025 or October of 2025. This one goes back to March of 2021. Originally aired, what's crazy about this is not the view count, 29 views, 34 views, 34 views. It's that some are members only. I've time to pay Tom Myers money in order to hear the maga fucks around and then finds out from October 23rd, 2025. It's four to a half minutes long

and it's members only if I want to hear that. Wait, the members only, are they clips of his own show or is he taking clips on other shows and putting that behind members only? It's literally his own show that's available wherever you listen to podcasts. So the members already have it. Anyone could have it. It's a free show.

It's so stupid. This is a video that Tom recently posted called shit just got real. Okay, let me explain what this is. This is so funny. It sucks already.

Tom is watching YouTube on his laptop, and he's filming that with his phone. So he's just holding his phone up and filming Suttering John, and it's called shit just got real. Sometimes it was funny. But then, you know,

and Dica likes, but he likes me. and he sends me this clip of Pinky him and his loser I don't even know this guy

Who do This time He's like a child Hearing his own name Yeah He's like Ehee That's my name

I'll post this on the internet John's talking about me I'm a fucking loser Imagine if I posted a video Of me watching John talk about me There'd be a lot of videos Yeah He's so

He's so happy with himself. Sounds like he's coming in hinged. I can't see that again. And he sends me this clipbook. Him and his loser. I don't even know this guy. Ty Myers? What? It's Tom Myers.

Brilliant commentary. There's a trend going on in the devilverse where people watch stuff they've already seen and then laugh at it like they hadn't seen it. And we just watched you watch and laugh at that. So you can't be like, oh, my God, he said my name. Yeah, yeah. So you're saying they're getting into reaction videos now.

Well, they're reacting, pretending that it's off the cop. I see Keanu do this all the time. She watches them. She's like, oh, this is hysterical. Like, it's not. Clearly, he's already seen it, but he just had to replay it and had the exact same reaction. That's what I mean. Yeah.

It's pathetic. He's insane. Yeah. He's retarded. I don't even know this guy. He's doing any good. Are you filming yourself on my show right now? Yeah, I'm going to play this on mine next week.

He should. Dude. Oh, shout out Stallion 19. Thank you so much. Hang on. What am I doing here? He is showing a close-up of his name. Yeah, look at how happy he is.

Lucky number 20. He's so proud of himself that he's in the title of a clip on Stalin 19's channel. it says Suttering John Alex Stein Kevin Brennan Tom Myers and Elisa Jordana and he's like wow

one of those is my name he's made it the big time this is crazy you think he's thinking of it you think he's thinking of it it's like you know when they say come airing tonight on the tonight show

and you see the list of guests yeah he's like that it's that he holds it in that that level of scene where it's just like look at look at everybody I'm sharing the show with I'm before the musical guest sure are, Tom

But after the puppet show You sure are Oh Mom, dad, I've made it Stuttering John is now ripping on me I can retire now You can retire now Retire from what

I don't know That I can't tell you This is another video that he posted And before you do that Yeah See how people doing the YouTube So you see the the suggested videos, right?

They always goof on John when he brings YouTube stuff up there. You pointed this out recently that Opie was starting to bring some clips to the show. Yeah. If Ope starts to figure out how to bring his YouTube up there, he's not very, you know, good with

computers. So we're going to see these little slates at the end. We're going to see that thing on the side of everything that he is watching. I don't know that show and it's just going to be all like clips of you. Yeah. Anthony and WATT. I know. That's going to be amazing. I'm watching too much Bill's news lately, as you can see from my suggested videos.

And, of course, too lazy to try. It's a great too lazy to try. All right. This is a video that Tom posted of the Uncle Rico show. And I'm going to scrub through to the part that he's all excited about. And who is he? Tell me a little. I don't know who he is.

And do you know what Tom Myers is? Okay. So again, he's watching, he's clipping the Uncle Rico show, watching John talk to Kwok. about himself. Does that make sense? Yes. Great.

All right. So let's scrub through because Tom was watching this in real time when it was happening. And he was chatting on the Uncle Rico show. He thinks he's in the chat. As God is my witness,

if John plays any of my stuff, I will not strike him. Clip it. All right. You hear it at first. John. So Tom is just in the chat. with Julie.

And they pulled up on the screen. He's like, I got to put that on my channel. This is such a good content. They're talking about me. There's my picture on YouTube. Look at me. Bozo read my index card.

Fucking loser. And then this is something else that I just saw. Tom was on MLC last night. It's so funny. Kevin Brennan's got just the worst group of guys now that he podcasts with. It's not great. This is Dave. Sarah and Tom Myers

on with Kevin Brennan and not a laugh to be found on this. If you like Dolts, you should go see you should go see Buckman on with Blind Mike and Carl on Wednesday. That was fun. I didn't watch it. People are so upset that we had Shmuel Buckman on

Devilverse Live because guys like Dave Sarah like, why am I to get the call up to the Big Leagues? What's going on over here? So Dave's like, yeah, if you want to watch that, I didn't watch it, but I'm sure it's great. And then Kevin's upset because, like, wait, Schmuel was on with Carolyn Blyne and Mike. So they're all upset about this.

I know this is neither here nor there. I'm just watching a Tom Myers clip, but whatever. I don't watch it. They said he bombed. I don't know how you bomb. I don't know how you notice when you're on the show with the two other guys. I mean, they're great. And Schmull does stink, to be fair.

He tells, I've never seen him do a good show. I don't know how you bob. Although he probably did bob. I do think he stinks. Kevin to know what to say about that. Yeah. Never seen it be a good guy. He just sits there with those googly eyes.

And then he tries to act like he's smart. Like I said yesterday, he tries to do the Barbara Walters. Like I'm a good listener, blah, blah, blah. And he stinks. Barbara Walters is more active now and she's dead. How much to put Buck Buckburn on? 10K. Why do people treat Tom like he's a guy?

Why do they have him on the show and not just like make fun of him? They let him riff and he sucks at it. I also don't understand. I don't understand he wants to do this, right? He wants to be on shows and everything now. But he's using the light coming off his monitor to light him in his room with the green screen. So you see the background. Yeah.

The gray green halo around his body from the improper lighting. And if he flips a page and it goes to a dark mode thing, he's fucked. He disappears. You don't see him anything. KSD 187. the same amount it would take me to get to Atlantic City. Jamie Pulas, pilot debrief. Alia was basically taken out.

He picked up a pen. So this is a super chat that comes in. And Tom Meyer just said he picked up a pen, which is a Ray DeVito reference. If you're not aware of this, Ray DeVito always talks about how he's a comedian, and he writes jokes, and he says, pick up a pen, pick up a pen,

although it's probably a caricature of what he did. And so Tom's making that reference, and Kevin goes, what the fuck are you talking about? Alia, you remember she died in a plane accident? Yeah, but why, how is this a joke? He's not joking. Well, I think he means that, like, was basically taken out, like, purposely instead of it being an accident.

Yeah, but how is that funny? Tom said he picked up a pen. Oh, I don't know. It's Aliya, because Alia died in a plane crash. So that was the pilot debrief as a reference to whenever the plane crashes, they always do that pilot debrief. So this is what Tom thinks are jokes. She's very telling. and I'm proud of Kevin for putting his feet to the fire a little bit here.

Yeah, but he didn't pick up a penny. He's saying she was taken out and she might have been like Biggie Smalls. Yeah. Biggie Biggs, aka Melton. Tom, what's your take? I'm picking up a pen. When you pick up a pen, that's what somebody made it funny. Right.

No. Anything involving death, I find hilarious. Oh, you're right there. I'm saying you did pick up a penny. He brought death into it. Good save, Tom. There's been no laughs. None!

That's rough. This is what's so sad about the dabbleverse is that a lot of people find Kevin Brennan to be like a pinnacle of the tabelverse. Yeah. This is awful. This show sucks. It sucks out loud.

There's no prep done. They just start watching clip channels and they have people like Dave Sarah and Tom Myers cracking wise as they watch these clips. They have nothing to say. It stinks. Yeah. It's kind of you to say they were cracking wise, though.

You're trying to. They were trying to. All right. Let's get into the real subject at hand today. Senator John is gone. He's left to dabalverse. There's nowhere to be found. There's a search party, but...

I know where to find him. Honestly, like Nancy Guthrie, it's... Forget about it. It's not going to have. We're not going to find him. He's done so. And it doesn't bother me at all because we still have Stephanie Miller episodes. Happy Hour episodes from Stephanie Miller.

February of 2016, about 10 years ago. John was on the show, and he's working the board again on this episode. Oh, wow. Which is very interesting. And they have a guest on. Suzanne Westenhofer. Do you know who that is, Eric? She's a musician?

She's a lesbian comedian. Oh, okay. And anytime there's a lesbian of the show, you know, things are going to get wild. A little spicy. Yeah, because Stephanie's going to hit on her and John's going to hit on her. There's going to be a lot of muff talk. So why are you a lesbian? Do you ever miss penis?

This is introducing the guest of the course. What Stephanie Miller tries to do is be like real edgy. She wants to be like, this is our Howard Stern moment. Happy fucking happy hour. We are with dirty, filthy, lesbian whore, famous comedian, Suzanne Westonhoffer. and we could not be more fucking excited. What are you doing? I'm periscoping you.

You're my age. What are you on Instagram? Periscope, what are you doing? I'm pariscope you. You are alive. Wait, I'm probably older than you. No, you're my age. Exactly.

Let's arm wrestle. Okay. Let's leg rustle because it's such a lizzie thing. No, look, I'm periscoping you. People are fantastic. I don't know why. No, it's great because nobody can see your face on camera. Thank you.

Okay. Shut up. She sounds like me today. Shut up. John laughing hysterically at his own joke. Oh, yeah. As always. So what's great about this is that John's working the board.

There's only three of them. And so they get into a lot of... You watched this, right, Jen? Yes, I did. It's a lot of deep conversations about the LGBTQIA community, yes. And all of their issues and problems in the year 2016.

And John is all into that. And he's very sensitive about it. He's very sensitive about it, as we're going to find out. But it's a lot of carpet munching talk. I was so excited because you are not just, you were like the funniest carpet muncher comedian in the world. I like to think so. By the way, I got a hate.

Did I read you my hate letter the other day? I'm a funny carpet muncher. No, no, it's very different. You have to be. That is such a great scene and not for his joke where he goes like this looking for the approval. They're like, no. No.

More people need to be in John's life where they're in front of him and he says his dumb shit and they just go no you're wrong and it just shut them down he doesn't know how to respond to it this right here is the thumbnail for this episode he's just looking over and Suzanne like hey

pretty funny right look how crippled his fingers are I know he was he's uncomfortable yeah is what the problem is so then he busts out his hack joke about vaginas

something different that they do I don't know what their thing is balls don't be scared of the hair. No, no, I like it. Just cover that shit up, man. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I mean, you don't need a lot of hair. Just a little. Like a landing strip. Bingo. No, they say it's like a pretty flower. I always look, I always say it's more like an artichoke. I mean, there's so many flaps. It's exactly like an artichoke. I don't know if I should peel or eat it. If you touched mine, why would we be an artichoke? Because it would be

He goes, I don't know if you should peel it or eat it, which is not funny. No. There's nothing funny about that vagina joke. Vagina jokes can be funny. I've heard a bunch. And he goes, I don't know if I should peel it or eat it. He goes, ah, ha ha ha. To Stephanie, he's already heard that a million times.

I pulled that same clip, but I let it run a little longer because then she describes why hers is an artichoke and it's to repel John. That's funny. The cues he gives is like, I'm telling you the joke now. And then he goes, like, like, In fact, it's like when a snake unhinges its jaw to swallow a bigger animal, he just does like this, just to let you know, that's where you laugh, right? And then nobody ever responds.

Yet he keeps doing it all the time. And the balls he has to make fun of Artie or Jackie for laughing at their own jokes or me. He also said, I do that. The balls that he has to do that when it's every example, anytime he thinks he's making a quip on a show, he has to follow it up with. but the difference like in Arty's case he would do that a lot on Stern and what have you but he

because his his mind is already further ahead than what he's translating you know speaking so he's stopping the left because when you'd hear Arty laugh and then he'd finally get enough air in him to say the joke it would level the room yes

so if he's making himself laugh and then he devastates the room every time that's a guy who can do it. That's a guy who's allowed to do that. When you're making fun of that guy and then imitating his techniques and you can't deliver,

you look like John. You become an asshole. Yeah, there was Arty was very genuine. Like, he was enjoying himself. He wasn't trying to sell it. Like when Artie's laughing, it's because he's really enjoying the moment that he's in. Whereas John is just trying to sell, like, aren't I great? Look at me. I'm saying

jokes and stuff. I'm like a third bike guy. Look at me. A third mic guy over here, right, Stephanie? No, definitely not. So this woman was on the Howard Stern show back in 1991 and John has a very important question about that. Happy hour. I'm the reason I met the carpet muncher, the actual, I didn't know you knew John. What's your history? The reason he has a history, John is he's made he's made so many. Howard Stern said there are no funny lesbians. He said it on the air in like 1991. I had been doing stand up for like six months. I was a bartender at the hoolahans in the Caucasus. Oh, fantastic.

Seriously. Oh, so caucus. I know, right? And so people came in and they said, hey, Howard Stern's saying there's no funny lesbians. And so I literally called them up and said, I'm a lesbian. I'm funny. He said, come on and prove it.

I was on twice. Did they do the thing, like, in the whole way where you performed or they bring you actually into the thing? No, I actually sat in there with Howard and Robin is in the little cage. Yeah. Did you meet me? Did you meet me? I did.

But you were down, you were down like a step below Howard. in like a little... In the dungeon. That's where I keep them. I could see you. You could see me, but we didn't have any kind of... I had the long hair, too.

Yeah. Holy shit. What a narcissist. So the first question. I was on Howard Stern twice, actually. I called in. They had me on to the show. Oh, were you just in the hallway?

No, no, no. I said I was on the Howard Stern. I was on the show. Did you meet me? Right. Could you imagine this could be an interesting conversation? Oh, you were on Howard Stern in 1991? What was that like?

What was the situation? Like, so many questions. They move off of this immediately. John's just like, I had long hair then. And did you meet me? Great. Yeah, I don't remember you ever coming on the show. I don't remember what you did on the show.

But I think I was wearing this red t-shirt that I got from a conference back in 89. And like, he knows that shit. He wants to know. Can't pay attention to anybody else. He wants to know if they met. That's not interesting. It's also rude. She also said I've met John before I was on the Howard Stern show.

So that's already been. Yeah. So he doesn't have a lot. Yeah. Yeah. So it's so stupid. This whole episode is all about their lesbianism. It's all about the suppressed community.

And so John, of course, gets points because of his daughter son, son-daughter, Sotter. Done. Got it. Siz are me timbers. And John is confused. John is very confused about what his son-daughter even is. It gets corrected here.

You never, God bless you, because this has been such a long struggle. We're such a cool place. John's daughter was a gay woman who is now transgender, now transgender son. Yeah. Oh, so not gay anymore, though. Well, you got to pick your initial. You are L, you are G, you are B or your T, but you can't, yeah, you can't be two and three of them. One initial.

You only get one initial. I thought that was hilarious that he corrects Stephanie Miller is a lesbian. And she goes, well, now he's a trans man. And he shut right up. And he went, oh, am I getting this rug? Yes. LJ, LGBT. LGBTQ plus.

It's hilarious that John doesn't even understand that night transitioned at this point. Oh no, my daughter the lesbian? Not a lesbian yet. Very different. And so Suzanne puts him in his place. Like, no, no, no. You pick one letter.

That's all you're allowed to have. It's just that one letter. And John tries to make a joke that they're polite about it, but this makes zero sense. Yeah, when we have breakfast. That's why I never like BLT. So I don't, too confusing too many things. And we have coffee.

I have coffee with my tea. I know. With your tea. That's brilliant. You get nothing. I get coffee with my tea, meaning as trans son. Yeah, I got it. Does anyone get coffee with their tea?

Because the only way that joke would work is if that was the thing. Yeah. That's John on the fly for you. Yeah, that was not out of his act. I'm like all the other jokes that we hear that are out of his act. They're both hot beverages. Don't you get it? Yeah, right.

Do you want to get coffee and tea? One or the other. Fine. Just mix them together in the same cup. Don't need bone. John is terrible. as a third mic on this show. You could have just stopped there.

I know. I understand. But he's drinking beer, of course. He loves the show because it's happy hour and they're drinking. So he's cracking beers to the point where the guest is distracted by John drinking so much. You didn't finish your first light beer and you're on your second. I'm just saying. I'm drinking Miller.

Oh, I love that. Thank you. What did you just say in honor from the host? Wait, hold on. So her name is Stephanie Miller. But what did he say here? On your second. I'm just saying.

I'm drinking Miller. Oh, I love that. In honor from the host. Maybe she gave him the beer. Yeah, she bought the beer probably, huh? Probably. But he's got a 12 pack next to him open that he's just pulling beers out of him cracking

open as he's going. And the woman was like, you even finish your first beer. You're opening a second one? And look at the box. It's not even like civilized opening where you pull the things. He ripped it open because he couldn't get into it. Like a raccoon Finding food on the streets

Just rips right into it And then Because he's a terrible board op He's doing something with the board That also distracts the guest Are you shitting me? In 2016 Yes

Then finally came out Now they find that if they Am I yelling? I'm sorry No no no no no I'm just working my book I've been in radio for 30 years I'm deaf I can't tell

So so john as she like gets animated obviously goes and starts touching stuff and she's like oh i'm sorry am i fucking things up he's distracting whether he's drinking whether he's trying to do his job matter what he's doing he's like dude just fucking be cool i know i was wondering if he was telling her to like you'll back off the mic oh probably why rather than adjust it that's interesting because you're right so many times in the show he's being told by the producers to get on the mic and on this episode he's up on the the whole time. He's quiet, but he's up on the mic.

Yeah. So he's been had a talking, he's had a talking to. And you're right. That's probably what he was doing. He's probably telling her. I'm with, Jen, uh, his gesturing because he doesn't know how to turn down her. Yeah. Yeah.

What's this? I don't know what this is. So many knobs. Fade her? The fuck does that do? Oh, and this is great. Stephanie has to tell him when to press drops for the show. He has to express it to him directly.

was in like oh yeah they're just kind of sad three of them and they can barely circle they're very sad it's like Jeb's campaign I don't have it it's just wah-waw please clap yeah it's yeah there's like

homophobes she's mocking him yeah so Stephanie goes oh you got to hit the drop thing and he goes oh I don't have that oh this one and then he hits it so now we're already 12 beats

past the time to hit it and he still goes so proud of myself. I still got it. Yeah, look at me. I'm doing stuff over here. And once he finds out where that button is, he can't get away from it.

No. Then he uses it all the time. No, I just went through breakup after three years. I thought we were getting married. I thought it was the love of my life. I, we broke up in September. But she had been straight for her whole life. Wait.

Shut the fuck up, John. Wait. He's so proud of himself. Ain't I a stinker? He's a real Fred Norris over there. I really do stink. He's got one drop and he displays that one drop. Look at how it's weird proportions of his head.

Like when he's laughing, the jowls move back like this. Like he's in a roller coaster. It's got worse. Yeah. Like he's in a roller coaster. It's like a fat man lying down. Jody B who was on the show recently has like a weird face. facial deformity.

It's because he shot himself in the face. John doesn't have that excuse. He shot himself in the foot. We should shoot himself. Oh, I can't say that. You'll get blocked again. I'm on Rumble.

We're on Rumble. It's fine. Does he have chestnuts in his cheeks for the wintertime? What is it going on? He's foraging. All right. So John interrupts and gets scolded for it by Stephanie.

And it's very sad, you know, because I think we really did and probably do still believe we were the love of each other's lives. So it's sad. So have you heard from her since? You know what? Listen, just, why don't you shut your pie hole? No. Why does he have to interrupt every time? I don't understand.

You're right on like a thing. I felt moved. I felt close to you. Thank you. Thank you. I know. Everyone picks up on this when they go on Stephanie's show. They all pick up on the fact that John's a distraction.

He's not following the conversation well. He thinks that he has to be like making quips all the time. He's not funny. It's like, shut up. We're having a moment here. We're talking about something serious. I love, though, that the guest is actually like, what are you doing? You fucking idiot.

I'm having a nice conversation with this woman. We're relating to something. They're both lesbians. They both have gone through heartbreak. And John is like, do you keep a touch with her? What's her number? Can I call her? What's her Facebook page?

Yeah. But you saw at the end of the last clip, when he did his thing and when like that it cut to her real quick before the clip starred. She went like this. Yeah. She was mocking.

Yes. His hiss laugh at the end of his laugh. And she knows that she's annoyed. He thought they were on the same page. He's like, ah, because he even makes a joke about Gene Simmons. He's like, whoa, Gene Simmons's tug. Hey, look at us. No, making phonyo.

Yep. Nope. Just think you suck. That's all. So, even when she just yelled at Stephanie yelled him and hit the sound effect, he's like, you shut up. He goes

Like he didn't know how to do the huh after the joke Because it wasn't a joke It was him being yelled at Yeah this is the follow-up to this Is a perfect example of John Not knowing how to handle real criticism All right, I'll show that. No, I'm just kidding. Feel free to talk about time.

I was talking to him the other day And his zipper was down I was just like this is why Yeah Look at that I didn't even know I wanted to be a lesbian Until you said they're talking to me With your zipper down

Yeah Whoa That was so on a judge I'm like, am I being made fun of right now? What's going on? You guys both think I suck? Right? We're all laughing together?

And she's just like, oh, he's in there with a zipper down. Doesn't even, your first instinct is to check your zipper to see if that really was the inappropriate thing happening. It was just like, he doesn't give a shit that he's exposing himself to the guest. I think this happened previously and something he's telling him about it. And he's like, oh, yeah, that kind of sucked. And he's like, ha, funny though, right? One of these days it's going to work. That delayed laugh right there.

Oh, yeah. He knows. He was being admonished by Stern. Yes. He knows. Something happens on this show, and Jen, I don't know how you fell about this. But there's a lot of talk about, like, have you right sex with guys, and both Stephanie and Suzanne have had sex with guys. And for Stephanie, it was into her 30s.

For Suzanne, it was just like teenage years. And so they ask her about losing her virginity. And things get very real. Yeah. And John tries to just make jokes through this. And I would say it's wildly inappropriate, probably. I would have loved that. Hey, let me ask you question.

So when you were in high school, did you know that you were gay? I did not. When did you find? So you were men. I was. And at what age did you lose your virginity with a man? To a guy. When I was 14, I had a one-year relationship.

Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you. With a married 41-year-old man, which we don't call relationship anymore. It's called a crime. Anyway, it's called a crime, quote unquote. Okay, but at the, yes, indeed. That was a crime. It was.

Wow. I didn't realize it. It was up, I guess. Holy Juno. I know. I think he's, I don't even think he's bad. Holy Juno, Batman. They don't know how to react to this.

I'm not saying I wouldn't know how to react to this, but it's like, she's talking about statutory rape. Yeah. 14 year old being taken advantage by a 41 year old man. And they're like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like that movie, right? Well, when she started talking about it, I thought she was kidding. Yeah, no, she wasn't.

And then she just. kept going. I'm like, oh, wow, that's real. That's fucking nuts. Stephanie's terrible at this. John's terrible at this. They're both like making cracks. Well, special limitations.

Are right? No, he was a villain to ruin my life. Anyway, moving on. No, I'm a lesbian. Oh, geez. I wonder. I wonder what that's all about. Like Louita, right?

Yeah, it's like, whoa. That's wild. And this conversation goes on. And I don't know why John thinks any of this is funny, but he's cracking up about it. I was feeling the sixes on his head and somehow This is Stephanie talking about

some guy that she lost her virginity with. Damien. Yeah. No, and I had, because I was a Catholic girl, I would not get in the backseat because that would mean you're a whore. So John's excited that the guy's name was Damien. Yeah, he thought that was so funny.

He thought that was so funny because right before that, they make a joke, because the most awkward segue ever. Wow. So you were with a married man when you were 14? Yeah. For like a year.

Wow. Was his name Roman Polanski? No, isn't that weird? I don't know. I wish it would have been. Then I would have probably had a career. I had an accidental orgasm with my boyfriend, Damien. I've told you this story.

Damien? I was feeling the six. I was feeling the six is on his head. Why is that funny? It isn't. The guy's name was Damien. He always feels the need to talk. Yes.

Like sometimes you can step out. of the way and let the conversation happen chime in when it's relevant he feels he needs to fill every pause the second somebody stops saying something he jumps in to be a part of like i'm in the mix uh it's also disturbing too that you know you can your face can get red from laughing a lot right sure but it goes away you get the red goes away john has been doing the fake and and his laughs since this thing started the red has not gone away i know like he's not gone away i know like he's His blood pressure is shit. I'm on me as he hasn't died a decade ago.

He's had a couple strokes. So there is that. Roman Poliatsky? He's a rapist. Yeah. He's a guy that Virginia do. Good stuff. Killing it over there.

Jen, is there anything that I missed so far from your clips? I have more to go. But is there anything that I've gone past that you pulled? Yes. There's just one. We pulled all the same. clips, of course. Of course.

This is what we did. Clip 16. Stephanie got into some of her personal life. Clip what? 16. I don't have any of that. All right. Well, then forget it.

God damn it. I don't have any more. How do I not have these clips that you sent me? Anything with a six in it? Hold on. Let me see. Maybe just did download. No, I just had 314.

Yeah. Well, that's it. Son of a gun. I might have the clip anyway. You probably do. But I did want to mention all this police clapping stuff. John kept saying it too. I just kept running of Chad.

Did Chad get it from this? Oh, the police clap. What they were playing was, which Bush was it? One of the bushes that was running for Bush during his campaign, yeah. Was running for president? Is that why Chad says that? No. That is not why.

That'd be too smart. Please clap. That was Jeb Bush asking for the audience to clap because they didn't realize that he made a profound point. So he had explained it to him. I see. This is Chad. Sorry, the audience to clap. Thank you.

Please clap. I force the applause breaks. I force him. Some people earn them. I force them. Let's get back to John hitting on lesbians, one of his favorite pastimes. Because you know what lesbians always say to him when he's hitting on them? You know what?

I miss penis. So he's got a track record for this. Let's see if it works out. That's a high bar. Are you exclusive? To her? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. She's a lesbian. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, of course. Once I did all the hoary stuff is in my teens and got that out of my system. You miss both our hoary phases, John. Just deal with it. Move on.

Oh, I'm trying to do it for you. Maybe you guys would get together tonight. Look at that look. He's giving it. Like, I'm not trying to fuck our guests, John. No one's trying to fuck our guests except for you. Stop.

I was hoping for an invite. Right. Yeah. He's just like, well, maybe I could like get things started. And then the two of you. You could go at it, you know, until you're ready to get back to me. You know, and then maybe I stumble in and she's like, hey, maybe you invite me to join. Maybe my fly's down.

Is it your dick hanging out of your fly? It is. Can you tell the hammer? I'm bearing it out. Yeah, a little bit, maybe. So then this poor guest, she asked John about his t-shirt that he's wearing. And he goes, oh, I got this guy. I headlined it, uh, Guy Fietti's.

party. And I got a t-shirt for it. I got a t-shirt for it. And then he goes on and on about how him and the girl that he brought, dressed up for it, and what costumes they wore. It's like, she just said that she liked the t-shirt. And after his long answer,

she says this. The point is, I can I fall asleep right there? Yes. Okay. You saw it, right? Okay. Sorry. You fucking ass. Oh, wait, whatever. I was just trying to be nice. It's bad.

So his story was a snooze fast. Like, I like, I like your shirt. He's like, so what happened was? I put you to this gig. And then I dressed up like this. Someone said this to me. I didn't ask any of that. He was actually upset there.

Yeah. Yeah, he was. But he also said it was for Guy Fietti's party. You know Guy Fietti, right? It's like, yes. I fucking know who he is. Wow. That's John with the old.

Drop! Gotta let you know that he's famous. I actually really liked how Suzanne dealt with him. Yeah, me too. I thought she was pretty funny. I agree. She did not laugh at his. corny jokes? No. Did not stop John from making corny jokes like this one?

In The Simpsons a few years ago, it was a joke about President Trump today said whatever. Oh, right, right, right. Like, Kim, Kardashian is going to be my secretary. Kim Kardashian, my secretary of state, but only because girls should be secretaries. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I can totally hear him saying that. You're scaring the shit out of me right now. A secretary is a girl's job. No, I mean, just what he's he said everybody, right? He's got a crowbar. He repeated the same joke twice.

And yeah, he kept like trying to talk over them to make sure he got that joke in because it was so golden. You know what Trump probably thinks is that Kim Kardashian should be the secretary of stake because, you know, secretaries. A woman's job. Yeah. Pretty good take. I wonder if John wrote that one. I think he did. Because you can look at her ass.

It's like, I bet he wrote that one. Okay. So these two, I just want to point out that 70 more stocks and this guest is retarded. And so they're talking about in 2016 getting fired from your job for being gay, as if this is a thing that exists in the world. So there wouldn't be massive lawsuits that came out of this. And they call John out. Welcome to the club. You were smarter. Wait, you can get fired for what? For being queer. For being gay in some states. Yeah. Not getting housing. How do you have a transgender child and not know these things? He's never told me that. He didn't say he can get fired because he's transgender.

I mean. But he can. No, I mean. John's too busy airing his dick out. You know, that's my zipper is almost like he's just like, sorry. No, that's fucking sick. I mean, I didn't know that. All right.

So, John's not communicating with this transgender son, obviously. But also, that's ridiculous. Like, I got fired for being queer. And rightfully so, John's like, what do you mean? You got fired for being queer. He's like, yeah, that's the world we live in in some states. No. it's definitely not wrongful termination

is what they would call that I don't know what she's talking about you just said it but that is an early inkling of that how far back it goes that John did not have any kind of communication with his children right oh he never told me that he had no idea about any of this stuff it's funny you say that because John talks about parenting

as if he knows anything about it yes exactly I mean like so it can't be about passing law That is a great thing, but it's got to be... And the parents. And the parents have to raise children and explain that everyone's equal. And that's what I've done with my kids always. So, but I mean, the problem is is that a lot of these parents continue this racism and this and this, you know, and this homophobia.

And they teach that to the kids and it just keeps on carrying up by religion. It's never not funny when John talks about bad parenting. You know, some of these parents are not very good of parenting. he hasn't talked to his children in years his son changed his last name to the stepfather's name he can't he has no um

file in his head for dealing with his kids dealing with these situations whatever he only remembers little sound blurbs that he's heard other people say either on the news or in real life then that becomes his memory so he cut paste fill in the hole in his head

and he's like oh yeah it's this and this and this Oh, really? Because these are the bullet points for talking. No, no, that's just how it is. John, you can't speak in a fluid manner. You just recite little clips and quotes as if this was the relationship he had with his family because he doesn't have a relationship with his family. It's so obvious to all of us, too. And he uses that as like a badge. Like, I'm a father. I'm a proud father. My daughter is a lesbian or trans or something. I don't know. Maybe my daughter is a son. I don't know. She's an airline now. her. She's an airline. Yeah, right. I have one more clip out of here because, God, Stephanie is such a bummer.

She is such a bummer. When she opens up about her life, you're like, oh, this is brutal. She talks about how she got dumped back in September, and she thought it was the love of her life, and it was this woman who was straight, and then they entered into a gay relationship, and then she dumped her out of nowhere, and she's all depressed about it. And then she brings this up. I marched. Remember marching?

My first boyfriend died of it. to my my my my you know love of my he died of your house when he found oh I'm sorry what my high school boyfriend died of AIDS oh my God yeah he tried to make a joke he's like oh

marching guys oh oh my god he died of AIDS and he what shut the fuck up I thought he was like did you give it to him and they're like that kind of thing it would have been better

oh my God it's funny if they pan to him his foot's just in his mouth. That'd be so disgusting. Yeah, I know. It's not great. All right, Jen, I'm missing 12, 15 and 16.

Any other clips that you want to play that you pulled from the show we didn't get to? No. You pulled all the other ones I pulled. I pulled. I'm sorry. Hey. Jen, working overtime on this wonderful holiday. I want to bring up one thing with Stephanie Miller.

Because I remember back in the day when the trades used to exist for radio. Radio and Records was a big thing that, Most people couldn't afford, but you found them at radio stations, so you always read them there. There were always big ads for Stephanie Miller's show to syndicate her show. I don't know if she just, the syndication company or her publicist was constantly in there. So for the longest time, I thought she had a really big show because I used to see her stuff in radio trades and publications all the time. But when you break down a lot of these clips, I've heard her political stuff, and it's just a lot of, of background noise. It's nothing

really stands out as being too sharp or informative for Tony Michael. It's all these like liberal hacks just say the same shit. Like, okay, whatever. But when she's doing this off the cuff stuff or this more relaxed version, I mean, for Happy Hour, they're talking about, you know, atrocities that happen to lesbians in the

80s and stuff. It's bad enough. You get mad knowing John's trying to imitate Howard. But it's also equally off-putting when Stephanie is trying to imitate Howard. Like you're, you're mad at it

for a different reason than you're mad at John for trying to do the same thing, just imitating, you know, the bigger name. I also went and looked in her archives,

not what you did here, but like from her other shows, every time she had Jay Leno on the show, and I went and looked through him, like, there's got to be at some point, and this is all after John is gone.

I'm like, one of these things, they have to have mentioned John just casually, even if she's shedding on them. zero he worked there for six months he worked for one for ten years how do they not have that discussion zero the three episodes that i found or that were available where leno was uh calling into her show not once is john ever mentioned and i i just found that do you think that they

know not to bring up because they both hate him or do they have that conversation like let's not talk about john yes to all of it yeah yeah i think it's just he was he that was such a mess with him leaving that show and everything that he did. And then John would be not even in the forefront of Jay Leno's mind when it comes to reflecting on the tonight show. Other than if somebody brought out, oh, yeah, John was not, because Jay's that kind of guy. Right. Never is there going to be a Stuttering John story in Jay's memoirs or anything that he puts out there. You don't understand.

Jay Leno once said he wishes he had only Suttering John's working for him. John was the best employee he ever had. He wrote so many bits. Do you know about the cold opens? Do you know he directed Quentin Tarantino in a cold open? The only thing I knew is that he beat Shaq at basketball once. He definitely beat Shaq at basketball. And he definitely made Barack Obama laugh with one of his video clips that he did.

John was the best employee Jay Leno ever hired. I mean, yes, did he get demoted and have his salary decreased multiple times? Yeah, but that happens to everyone, obviously. When you're on a successful television show, what are you going to do? Remember Andy Richter sitting in the rafters during the cone taping? Eventually he's just outside of the studio. They're like, let's go to Andy outside. He's like, it's cold.

Andy's handling the will call line. It's like, I had a couple people didn't show up. You four got in. All right. Well, I hate him. We're sad that John left the dabble verse again. I don't know. Are we?

I don't know what he's doing with his free time. Oh, wait. He's probably getting drunk. That's right. I just remembered what he's. doing this free time. You guys, with your point-double-point stuff, did you guys take bets yet or something

of when you think he's going to return for the fourth time? Normally we do, but he hadn't left yet when we did point-double point on Monday. So maybe we'll get to that. If he's still gone, we'll probably get to it this Monday. Was it one of those ones where he was leading up to it saying, on this day I'm done? Or did he just-

He did? Well, okay, so this is what happened. He said, this is probably my last show. I'm probably done after this. unless you cheap fucks start giving me tens and 20s and 50s because we've been watching Kevin Brennan

make all of this money on superchats and John just gets $2.00 insults and he's just like what am I doing wrong? Yeah, what do I got to do to get some high rollers in here giving me money? Thing is you set a precedent, John.

Well, someone pointed this out maybe it was on Devil versus Live maybe with Schmule pointed out that these super chaters realize whether you give them 50 bucks or two bucks, they're going to read it and react to it. Why give him 50 bucks? Especially when you don't like the guy.

People give very generous chats to us with super tip and super chats and gifting memberships and stuff because they're supporting the show. They want to help us out and we appreciate that. But if you're just insulting a guy, why would you give him 10 bucks? Just give him two bucks. Fuck you. Yeah. It's just as fun.

There's been countless clips that you and the guys over at Chulies is a place play where he said, I'm not going to read anything under a certain amount. and he's very steadfast about it. And he'll go off for maybe half an hour or something. And then because nothing else is coming to his mind or nothing else is happening, here come the $2, the $1 super chats. And then by the end of his episode, it's all free chat because nobody's paying him anymore. He relies on it.

Yes. He's not prepping his show. He doesn't have anything prepared unless he's doing the Duke of the Future. Oh, man. Have you guys heard John defending himself for that at the Duky Awards? nonstop. And the way he defends himself, which is so childish,

I can't believe he thinks he's in show business. He goes, at least I'm trying different things. Yeah. As if you get an A for effort. As if nobody's ever done that before anyway. Right. Both those things are copied.

The award show and the Duke of the Future thing. It's copied twice, if not thrice, already. Yeah, all over the place. Everyone's done this bit a million times. And John's big defense of how, horrible it is, is at least I'm trying new things. He wants his gold sticker. Like he got back in, what, kindergarten or something?

High school. High school. You got a gold sticker on a diploma. And bragged about it. Still bragging about it. Did you get a gold sticker, Lady Kay? Eric Nagel. People can find you at, uh, it's Eric Nagel.

You have a YouTube page. Yes. Uh, for the live show, uh, video stuff all over there. Uh, we just started ripping you off and doing memberships now. So we got archives. We're putting the satellite years up there. Would you kindly is going up there? We just did our first bonus episode with Shulie as we review my stand-up comedy debut.

Very different than other people's stand-up comedy debuts where they usually go to open mic or bring her shows or something like that. I had to do it to a packed house at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square while broadcasting on satellite radio. You probably crushed it, right, Eric? Oh, fucking rule. fooled. Fucking nailed it. Yeah, so while you're doing your stand-up and then also getting, you know, critiqued in real time by Anthony, Jim Norton, and Kurt Metzker on stage. So, yeah, we put the video, we got the video footage that we put together.

So, yeah, Shulie joined us and we reviewed that. So the first bonus episode is up there. If you'd like to go over there and subscribe, it's only a few shackles, help us out. And the show is still on IHeart Radio, but who knows for how long. long, but YouTube is going to be the place to be unless we fuck up something and then we'll be here at Rumble with you guys. Speaking of Would You Kindly, I was saying it was Brian Johnson this past weekend. Oh, really?

How's he doing? I haven't heard from him in months. I've been married about the out of the Atlantic City. And I talked a little bit before we went up and did this little piggy. And then we were in the food court later. And I never saw him again the rest of the weekend. I thought I'd see him on Saturday. He was not that.

I'm a little worried about him. And I wish I was joking. He's, he was always been a bit of a recluse. but he's become more in the last year or so. Like, it takes time. I'll text him, happy birthday or hey, buddy,

it's been a while. How you doing? That's really good. I know, it's so gay. But months later, he's like, I just saw this.

And you're like, what? Oh, interesting. Yeah. I'll text him. Do you want to come on WTP this weekend? I'll just write back,

fuck you, lose my number. But it gets it back to me immediately. Yeah. I know he's watching. I know he's, I know he's out of it. Fair enough.

All right. Well, everyone wants to be worried about Brian Johnson. I guess is the moral of the story. And check out Iraq. And Jenny Jingles is sitting next to me, but she's also in a time machine delivering internet news.

Too much Jenny Jingle still isn't enough. It's the internet news. From Patreon, Sleep Near writes, Alex Stein was clearly blowing smoke up Opie's ass just to keep him going. That's what the dude specializes in. Chris Atrill points out, Opie's voice sounded way more normal. He just needs a guy with credibility sucking up to him, and he sounds like his old Did anyone else catch this? Crozell celebrates. Yay, Jim and them! Joe Spasto has this to say,

Fuck Whitney and fuck Rumble, but I will be here. Trucker Andy demands, 700 more! Backdoor Benji predicts, Stod Joe versus Tom Myers should be electric. David Friesner opines, I believe Opie is playing up to the Anthony stuff for two reasons. It will get him more views, and it gets him out of Ron's giving, or whatever we're on now. From Reddit, Fixit 403 sums up the Whitney Cumming Strike. Horse-faced train wreck needs to eat a sugar cube and chill out. The nuke one asks, was that an act of violence? Nerdicide nails it. What a thin-skinned cunt. Mr. W-O-4C offers, menopause is hitting her hard. Rogue name 1020 ads, you sure that isn't Chris Cole?

And from YouTube, Danger Smooth reports, Did anyone notice that crazy lady who wants to kill Carl has the exact same laugh as Bill Burr when he's chuckling to himself on his podcast? Stephen Roth is pissed. I freeze my chocolate chip cookies. Keeps him fresh forever. How dare you, Carl? Barbie Esther requests.

Can someone please do a compilation of all the cast and guest Stutjo's impressions? It would be really funny. Riku also has a request. I would love a version of Windy City Heat starring Stutjo instead of Perry. King Concerto. I like this new Lispy Adam character. Jim Bo foresees. Adam is slowly turning into Ron the waiter.

Skull Jam seems to be onto something with. Suttering John is a very mentally ill, crippling alcoholic, that has lost everything, including a. his mind. Greg Bass is also onto something. I feel like Andy has some of the funniest jokes in his head, but when he starts to tell one, he loses concentration too easily and forgets what he was talking about. And William Halverson plays his out with, Tucci said it best, man of steel, reserve. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You stink. She's so cool. Shut off. Can you feel the love this Valentine's saying? I can.

All right. Well, speaking of Valentine's Day, we got to get to it. We got to end the show immediately. No. That's not true because we have the voicemail segment. And, of course, this goes out to Gary and San Diego. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix.

Rock and roll. And this is a very fitting voicemail for what I just said. Hey, Carl, I'm a listener. And I listen to your podcast at work. these fucking three-hour Wednesday shows, like, Jesus Christ, man, can we, you talk about voicemails, keeping it 45 seconds, can we keep episodes to like two and a half hours max and then, like, the clips you play like 30 seconds? I mean, it's getting a little bit ahead of here, bud.

Anyways, love the show and love you, love everything, just fucking, come on, man. Love you, too. I blame Adam Bush. And three hours would be sweet. Wouldn't that be amazing? Oh my God. I have to pee so bad. What?

Check out me Wednesday is at like 9 p.m. I am about to fall over. Yeah, we'd fly for the bathroom. It's not great. Kyle photographer calling in. Carl, Kyle photographer. I just heard John say,

he was surprised that the loyal lady was into being flat, but he doesn't want to hurt the delicate ladies. but you have to give the ladies what they want, Carl. You know this. Chris knows this. Lucy knows this. Everyone knows this. If a bitch wants you to slap her, you slap her, especially lawyers.

I have a lot of experience with this, Carl. Everything. From slapping to C&C, call me back if you want to talk more about it. It's a very, you know, one of those conversations. Yeah. Love you. Snooches for, uh, speeches for Andy.

Okay. I'm not going to call you to talk about consensual non-consent. No, thank you. It's not like conversations I want to have with Kyle photographer, but thanks for your call, buddy. Appreciate it. Carl, even if

stammering fuckface leaves the internet, you've got what, seven, eight years of back episodes on him? They're eminently rewatchable. I revisit them constantly, like classic episodes of I Love Lucy

of the Twilight Zone. that DC trip of his every bit as good as when the Brady Bunch went to Hawaii That's very funny Pako called in a bunch What do you got Eric? No, I was just saying

I was thinking the Brady Bunch comparison It's like remember the part where the camera turned He's like now I'm sideways And you're that Didididoo the fucking trinket noise Right You know, it's so crying This is a fire.

Tobago. You know, I don't like cookies fresh out the oven, but I don't like the cold either. Oh, interesting. You understand? Basically, I like them to get them out the oven and you let them cool it down, enough so that I can enjoy them while they're still kind of warm. You know what I'm saying? Not warm, fresh out the oven, burning my fucking tongue, dude.

That's crazy. That's psychotic. Like, got it. Anyway, yeah, that's all I wanted to say. Shout up to that faggot. You know what I'm saying? All right. Which one?

You're painting with broad strokes there, my friend. Is this the new controversy? Cookies out of the oven or a refrigerator? It is. What's your take on this? Well, I love a hot cookie. Yeah. Hot cookies.

But not so hot that it burned your face. I guess I'm with Paco. Would you want a cold vagina? Would you want a cold cookie? None of this makes any sense to me. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about putting things in your mouth?

What are you talking about? Well, I like to also put beer and wine in my mouth, and I like those to be cold. Those should be cold. You're making some good points. Paco calls back again. How's so, Carl, this is Paco. You know, I just got a problem with this voicemiller guy that calls Stuttering John Reed's father. And then he's over here trying to say, oh, why can't you guys get $10,000 together, you know what I'm saying?

I get some money from Julene, you know what I'm saying? And then, like, a couple of grand from you, you know what I mean? And then this motherfucker's like, oh, yeah, you just get it together. Shut the fuck up. I don't put the motherfucker don't call ever again. Fuck that piece of shit. Fucking leva. All right, man.

Shutty that caller that just called in. All right, bye. There's a rivalry amongst the voicemailers. This happens from time to time. T. Barr says, have you ever tried a cold vagina, Carol? No. That's against the law. I'm not at the morgue trying to get late.

That would be very gross It's a sure thing KV would have a field day with that You don't blow on it Wow Wow Wow You don't blow in it like you're warming up your hands

You're not going This pussy's too hot This one's just right Paco called back again Yeah what's so crowd This is Paco That's why I say Fuck Rumble dude

Go back to you YouTube. After your strikes is up, whatever the fuck, get back on YouTube. It's way easier for me to use when I'm at work. I agree. And you know me. The only thing I care about is M.E. My enjoyment.

All right, man. Shout out to producer, Chris. I'll see you guys later. Hey. You got a shout out. I know. That's exciting. Woke Bay.

This is, I think, our gay listener who gave us all a forward pass when we were in Detroit a couple years ago. I still have mine in my wallet. I have mine in my bag. Laminated. Hi, Carl and co-host. It's the woke bay. I got a weird theory, just a little tinfoil hat what we're throwing around

conspiracies in the world today. Do you think Howard Stern is in the F-Team files? You know, famous ladyboy lover, Howard Stern? Because I feel like with the Jackie connection and Howard's suddenly flipping being friends with like Jimmy Kimmel and all those other celebrities, I think he might be in the files. We just haven't found that file yet, or maybe the name's been redactant.

We've just been guessing the wrong person. I don't know. I want to hear your theories too. Bye. Don't come to school tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you, Wilkbe. Appreciate that.

Is Howard Stern's name not in the upscene files? Is that possible? No. Eric, is your name in the upscene files? I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know. I mean, we were all in the Ashley Madison database break,

so I'm sure we're in that too, some reason. For some reason. Good cover, Eric. Was it at the island? I don't know. What are islands? Wilk Bay, call it back in again. Hey, Carl.

This is the Wolf Bay again. I'm kind of questioning whether I should revoke your back passes or not. I mean, like, ever since I gave them to you and the crew, I've noticed the show has been getting noticeably gayer. And it's like, I gave them to you as a friend of the community, not a member of the community. I wanted you to make a few more jokes, not like, get the whole show crunched on gay jokes.

Kind of tone it down a little bit. Get more creative with them. Anyways, love you guys. Things are going great otherwise. Little pissed off. W-A-T-S is gone. Chris, producer Chris, use your fact-pass more, please.

I think you need to use it more, man. You're the only funny one of the bunch. Anyways, don't come to school tomorrow. Bye. Love you. Is it weird or is a gay? What will they say today? Is it gay?

Are you too many gay jokes? Who's there gay? That's a great job. I'll go for it and say, I'm gay. Are there too many gay jokes going out of this show? Gaye! I'm all gay. Maybe he's out to something.

Sorry, Woke Bay. One more from him. Okay, Woke Bay last time. I just wanted to say to that caller who was calling Jody B a fag. I don't recall giving that guy a fag pass, but if I did, it's definitely getting revoked. He really needs some new adjectives. Try like Spudge Packer or Butt Pirate or Carl Heber.

I don't know. Get creative. Jesus. Everybody's losing it this time. Mad with power this one. Jesus Christ. To which one is the fag? Well, he'll have to pry my pass out of my cold dead hands.

All right. Your cold vagina. My cold dead vagina. Whatever that I can I put up here. It's gone. All right. Deluxe calling into the show. Carl Deluxe.

Some people say, Kevin Brennan. is not hip because he's a little bit older. I beg to differ. He just made a hilarious reference. He said, Jim Norton, is that him or is that Dwight D. Eisenhower? I think they call them Ike. I'm up around Gino's age and I don't even know. Anyway, peace.

Home run. Come me a home run. Apparently, Kevin Brennan has some old references on the show. I thought that call was going different. I thought they were doing the old work of Jimmy Norton plug into your phone call, into another show. He was saying that Jim Norton will be at the Cleveland Theater and blah, blah, blah. I missed those days.

I miss those days too. Me too. Eric, remember when radio was relevant? And exciting and fun. Yeah, right. Remember those days? Oh, wow. Well, Eric, thank you so much for coming on the show today, buddy.

Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. It's always great to see all you guys. I don't think I've done the show with Jenny before. No, I don't think so either. This has been enjoyable. It's pretty cool, isn't it? Yeah.

Wipe that smirk off your face. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay.

Bye. Please clap. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. All right. You know, this was a great podcast.

It was very revealing. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Okay. Bye. You're still here? It's over.

Go home. Go. This is probably our last show on Rumble only. Yeah. Fingers crossed. Which means I can do this. this. It's 20 years old.

Fuck. Is it really? Yeah, I think they came out, no six. Holy fuck. Eric Nagel. Good to see you, my friend. You too, guys. Thank you very much.

Do you anything fun for Valentine's Day? No. I mean, it became a kid. When you had a kid, it became the kid's holiday. So it's about the kid getting stuff. Every fucking holiday is like Christmas now. You have to hide the Valentine's for the kid around the house and wait until she passes out, put the stuff up.

Dress up as Cupid. Keep it on the shelf.