Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep702 - StutJo vs Tookie, Bill Burr, Richard Marx, Scorch, Keanu

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

We start off talking about Jeremy Piven’s bizarre meet and greet. Somehow he’s continuing to milk the Ari Gold character from Entourage. Whitney Cummings is getting a lot of shit from the commenters on behalf of WATP (thank you). She’s trying to make jokes about the Epstein files without knowing anything about the Epstein files. She thinks she’s edgy but it’s just nonsense.  After we learn that Ian Halperin enjoys our Opie coverage, we find that Keanu Thompson is now calling me a PDF file. Scorch had a huge announcement on his channel, even though he’s retired he just can’t quit the business of show. He just needs us to give him money, equipment, and content. Richard Marx makes a video with his sons to prove they don’t have a good relationship. Bill Burr is losing his battle with anger management; the intrusive thoughts are taking over his podcast. Stuttering John was confronted with some hard truths by Tookie. StutJo completely shutdown when confronted then spun that into a victory. Megan and Annie join for a round of “Is It Gay?” and the Opie or Burr game. We finish up with some Spotify comments, a review, and your voicemails.  Adam’s new true crime show, The Red Weather – https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-red-weather/id1870843991?i=1000747989416 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/bZb_F8-vdNw  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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making attempts at having topical jokes that tied the Olympics and Epstein files together. Keanu is so lost she's now just calling me a pedophile on her show. We have the return of the song parody. Scorch gives us an update that makes me both happy and sad.

Yes. Richard Marks and his three sons find out how well they know each other. Bill Burr is losing the battle against anger management. Suttering John had an epic showdown with Tuki on B.YB. Megan brings another round of

Is it gay? The Opie or Burr game is back from Simon. We have reviews and voicemails. But first, Adam Bush has a fascination with Jeremy Pivot. Now, Jeremy Pivot was great as Ari Gold, but what are we doing? It's 2026. And she's still out there trying to milk this character that he played on Entourage all those years ago.

And the reason why I say you have a fascination with him, man, and we don't know if we've talked about this. But instead of saying what's up or what's going on, you always text me, how you live it. I do. How you live in Jay Pivot, was the name of his podcast. And so I have a feeling that you're interested in this character. I'm fascinated by him, especially the career he has now. I'm not sure what exactly he's doing, but I love every bit of it. This is what he's doing right now.

We get experienced the pivot experience coming up April 25th, 2026 in New Jersey. A Kindie will be there. That's for sure. Game Changer Entertainment Presents, Pivot Experience. And this is, it says right here, get ready for an unforgettable night with Jeremy Piven. Entourage's Ari Gold. Do you think he plays the character?

I want to know what the experience is. I really do. Because he does stand-up. This is not that. This is an experience. I think he gave up on stand-up. No, he's got dates. And this is not on there.

By the way, how old is this photo or how doctored is it? I believe it's like a Renaissance painting. Okay. That makes sense. So you get Q&A. There's limited VIP tickets. You get limited autographs. You get a free license plate.

Check this out. Check out this license plate you got. Ari's Ferrari. Pretty cool. California play. I don't know what you do with that, but put it up in your... Get pulled over. You're a third guy this week.

What else do we have here? VIP tickets are 150. That's being seated at the same table as Jeremy Piven. General admission is 110, but you do get a meet and greet and you get a photo taken with Jeremy. There's a cash bar available. Listen to these entrees. Salmon. A black Angus

sirloin steak. Chicken parmesan with linguine. Pente Prevara. There's a soup of the day. There's a salad. Desserts included. This is what? Salad! This is great. This is very exciting. And I expect that I'll be paying for you to go to this,

Adam. You'll be reporting back to us. You'll be flying me into Deptford. I have to fly direct. And I'll be going to the show. Coming back with a license plate. All right. Did you see there was this message? There was, uh, if you go to his website, there's one, uh, comment section where you can leave him a voice message. And I loved the first message there.

Oh, Jeremy. I have important questions. What is the soup of the day on your day? And is the food also included in the price of admission? And why is the Adelphine nowhere on your website? and what other special perks will you get for VIP? Thank you. God bless you and farewell.

That voice sounds familiar. Who is that? Is that your wife, Adam? No. Oh, actually, I'm not that funny. No. I want the first question. What's the soup of the day that day?

So if Jeremy Piven would know. Yeah, actually, you talk to the chef and what we're doing is a cream of broccoli. Pick it up some hours in the kitchen. Well, it's such a great burn if they're kidding, and it's an even bigger burn if they're not. Yes. And she's not. That is a good point. What else did you pick up on from this event that you were scouring online?

It's really poorly worded. The whole thing they put together. Rare meet and greet experience with that garage store, Jeremy Piven. Jeremy played the famous Ari Gold. You will receive an autograph of your choice. You can also send in an item also with the VIP ticket. You will be seated at the same table as Jeremy. General Delphia admission tickets, you'll be at a different table.

You will be able to walk up, mingle, take pictures with Jeremy. There will be a special Q&A. What makes a Q&A special? You can ask about butt stuff? You couldn't before? I'd feel weird about it, but this one's special. All right. Everyone who purchases a ticket will receive the license plate.

I mean, they're sold out of the VIP tickets, and there's a few general left. Is that true? Yes. They're actually killing it on this? It is a big hall, like, where you would have a wedding. Everyone wants to sit at the table with them. That's what they want. and share soup.

No shit. That's the experience. You're going to finish that? Wow. Well, so I guess we're probably going to miss out of this one, right? I don't think I'm going to make it. Honestly, now that I'm looking at it, I didn't really enjoy the choice of entree. I just want to know what he's doing.

Like, what is it? Who is that for? This company does a lot of those Sopranos dinners. That I understand a little more. It's themed like that. Italian restaurant. Hanging with them. I get that.

Jeremy Piven. How you live in? What's he doing? I don't know. I thought his character was fantastic in entourage, but I don't need to hang out with that guy. He's actually kind of a douche. I don't know what we'd have in common or talk about.

Right. Yeah, what would you talk about with him? I had a friend I worked with who was a huge Jeremy Pivenman fan and went to go see him at some... Was it stand-up or wasn't a mean green? I think it was at the comedy club. Yeah, he does a lot of that. But my buddy brought some artwork that he had custom made for Jeremy Piven and I'd

saw him the next day at work. I was like, oh, did you get your artwork signed? Because I thought for sure he's going to have a story like, yeah, he's a fucking dick and whatever. But Jeremy was actually very polite to him and thought that was a pretty cool piece. And signed it for him, which I was not expecting that. That's not the Jeremy Pivenito. I think he enjoys seeing pictures of himself. That's true.

About him, probably. That's what those are good points right there. Well, there you go. Free advertisement for a thing that's going to sell up for some reason. It's pretty wild. I should mention there is a link in the show description for the Rumble feed. If this were to be taken down at any point, you can come over there and watch us on Rumble. Don't know why I think that might happen.

These are dark days. Don't know why I would possibly think that. Let's check it on Whitney Cummings. Let's see what she's up to on her show. What I'm enjoying about Whitney's channel right now is that the comments are favorable. This is her latest episode, number 3.30. 555,000 views from two days ago, 178 comments.

And we have Nitra Hawk saying, who are these podcasts, is a hilarious show, Whitney Fierce Tuki, not even Mario Bosco flagged to WATP, WATP. As a WATP fan, I just wanted you to know we didn't forget. I'm just here to comment, WATP. We're getting a ton of support, and we appreciate that, of course. If you want to see the Whitney Cummings video

that got us taken off of YouTube for a week, it is up on our Rumble channel. So head over to Rumble. Check that out. You can see how horrible, all the harassment that was involved in that. It's so silly. But we appreciate the support guys.

And, you know, give her some shit. She deserves it. She's a comic. She shouldn't be so easily butt-hurt and offended. And also, as we learned from a guy named Stuttering John, responding with striking and flagging is not a long-term strategy you want to employ. Things will not go well for you in the long term when you do that. At the beginning of her show, she was promoting her comedy gig.

She's got one coming up in Philadelphia. I thought this was an interesting question that she posed. In Pennsylvania, look, guys, will I do comedy when I come to Philadelphia on April 3rd? I'm going to say no. I start now. I'm going to guess there will not be any comedy when you go to your Philadelphia date. All right, let's get into the Epstein hot takes. I don't think she comes to her show prepared.

And it concerns me. She thinks she's just going to be able to riff and just off the cuff just boom, boom, boom. And we always say this, Tim Dillon comparison. Tim Dillon makes it look like he is sitting down with a clean slate and just riffing. And maybe he is. I have a feeling that what he's doing is paying very close attention to stuff and maybe even writing down some notes, maybe having some thoughts and stuff like that. Notes. Looking that over before the show because Tim Dillon seems like he is on the ball.

He knows what he wants to say and he's ready to say it and he gets into these topics so smoothly. Not so much with Whitney Cummings. Remember when we were like, release the list? Now I'm like, guys, that was a little premature. Well, everybody wanted a list. Yeah, yeah. I thought I was going to see a posted note of a couple celebrities' names, and we were going to move on with our lives.

I didn't think I was going to be, you know, looking through a photo book from the depths of hell. And then finding out the photo was actually a video. I didn't think there was going to be like, like, like psychopathic Easter eggs within. Like, is this, I mean, this is what we wanted on some level, but do you think that it feels a little bit like, okay, guys, I feel like you could have doled this out.

I don't know, maybe, like, in video games, there's levels. I don't know. Maybe you could have, like, eased us into this, or is this their way of just going, and now, that's strategy, yeah. I feel like the weirdest thing that's happening is you don't know what certain people have seen. It's also weird to have seen all of it. Well, what I'm not seeing in any of the report. So far, all right.

We just watched like a minute of a half of her hot takes. I've seen files. It sounds like someone who didn't read the book giving a book report. It's crazy. Yeah. I mean, you can't believe it. By the time it gets to the third act, whoa, that third act. What a doozy.

Can you translate what she just said? I have no idea what she just said. It's so stupid. She doesn't sound like she does not know what she's talking about. Am I play this at normal speed? I am. I thought for a second I was playing it and it's sped up speed. It feels like it.

It feels like it, right? It's uncomfortable. It's manic. Yes. What's there are people that have looked at it and are sharing things is there's almost no security footage or hidden camera footage from any of his properties. Because there's like DVDs and everyone's like, we don't know how to bump this out to a JPEG.

Yeah, totally. What? Because there's DVDs. We're not to bump this out to a JPEG? I'm still hung up on, in video games, there's levels. I know.

I write. What is you talking about? I don't want to play this video game. I think it's like a, sorry, go for it. It's like a buzzword of villainy. Right.

It's like a buzzword of villainy. Every time they start talking about levels, you know they've gotten to a place of no. return. Pat, at least, the producer, the sidekick, whatever his role is, at least has an take. Yeah, there's all the security footage, and we never get to see any of that. There's, there were cameras everywhere in all of his residences. Why isn't that getting leaked? And she just sits there, just goes, can you believe it? We thought there'd be a list, and then there's files, and there's JPEGs, and DVDs. She has no idea what she's talking about. This is an example of her

just sputtering, just sputtering out on her own show. So worked anyway But yeah, dude I mean, I You know, I look at that girl He used to be like, release the list And I just send her love It sounds like Frenchi Hana

Yes, yes So anyway, we read the receipt I'd love French's take on this Yeah, we do She didn't know how good she had it We didn't know how good we had it when they were not releasing the list. Remember when we thought it was going to like fix everything?

It was like, for me, it was just like, just release the list. And water under the bridge. Like, I don't know what I thought, you know? It's like, it was this ultimatum that I think for some reason we just were like, yeah, release the list. Justice will be served. Now I'm like, are the Amish taking on people? Like, can I just go?

Do I just show up? Am I like, like, I'm like, I'm, like, I'm. Is there like a mail room I can start in? Like I can't do this. Like I can't, we have to get off the internet. Like they should have been like, we're going to release them. But you guys have to come to the computer and look at them. And we'll have like mental health professionals standing by.

Do you know what? I really, I can't figure out what she thinks she's doing. A filibuster. And she does these little like breaks for applause. Yes. It's hysterical. And there's editing being not due. Some tight editing in post.

Yeah. So I can. I imagine how horrible it was when you can't even figure out like when once in its ends, the other one begins. And that's what the end of the guy. Pat's just like next. What the fuck? You know there's all these like popular Amish shows right now?

Okay. On TV, these reality shows about people pretending to be Mormon or like trying out to live with the Mormons like civilians living and going through this process. They're very, very popular. So whatever writer group she has here is like Epstein, we're going to tie it to, I just want to go The Amish. That's the popular reality show. Go Whitney.

And she's like, I got this. And then she just falls down steps. Until she's an Amish country. I'd watch that. And this is like the beginning of her show is just like, this is what she was going to talk about right out of the gate. Epstein files. And it seems like she's done no research, doesn't really know anything that's going on. And then goes, all right, how do I tie this into the Olympics?

Because those are the two big things that are happening right now. Everyone's paying attention to. So let's see how she does. trying to tie in Epstein and the Winter Olympic Games. I never, I never thought I would be so relieved to see like the jocks. During a time of the most apocalyptic revenge of the nerds, madness.

It is kind of nice to see some jocks, some guys. This is like Bill Burr territory. So you got nerds now? I said like did get laid in high school. Okay. So I think it's funny to say, Okay, these are the guys who did get late in high school. These are the jocks.

And I'm not a big fan of the Olympics. I'm watching the hockey, of course, but I'm not a huge fan of the Olympics. Let's see what she gives us as an example of a jock who got laid in high school. Like throw women in the air on ice instead of into tubs of sulfuric acid. Those guys did get late in high school, Whitney, but not like you think. The figure skater dudes in high school? Yeah. They're under the bleachers with each other, but.

I don't think it was as macho as you're putting it out there. At least she made a sulfuric acid reference. That's something. Sure. There you go. We need to tie it in a little bit. So then she starts talking about the coaches. She's like, I really like the coaches in the Olympics.

Because you have these grown men and they're not fucking the teenage girl. They're coaching them. And it's great because you can tell they're like mad at the teenage girl for not performing well. It wouldn't it be great if Epstein and his buddies didn't like teenagers and were yelling at this is the hot takes that she's going through a bit just trying to summarize so we can get to the next portion of the jokes talking about coaches and coaching it's pretty hilarious it's like these coaches they're like can you just dunk please like i mean middle school in tampa none of us play like what do you talk we just don't have a ride home we don't want to

play basketball we want to go make out with our history teacher my parents work late she's game Yeah, like, what are you talking about? Like, this isn't, you're not Rudy. You're not an Antoine Fisher movie. Like, I don't know what to tell you. She really thinks she's doing something here. Yeah. She thinks that, like, people are coming along with her.

They're just like, oh, my God, stop it, stop it. Make out what their history teacher wants? Come on. Wait, to give us a break for a second, so we can catch up. It's too much. It shows you how she has no one around her looking out for her Because after that whole Miss Rachel thing Where she free associated about her and got in trouble

Nobody has told her to calm down Nobody has said maybe just pull back a little Well it's the funny thing is with Whitney And I watched her show in the past It didn't used to be like this She's obviously trying to do something different And she thinks this is what's gonna get her ahead And when we watched her write those roast jokes

To roast 25 That was embarrassingly bad And that was like written out scripted stuff that she sat down. She picked up a pen and actually wrote these jokes. And it was really just awful. And then she does this kind of stuff where it's just kind of free form, whatever she comes up with. She says it. Maybe she should go back to talking to her friends.

Just go back to an interview show where you just kind of shoot the shit with somebody. You know, bring in your husband and try to pretend that he's not to know good. She's incapable of listening. She can't stop. a second. She's always actively doing something very intense. Yeah. All right, let's try to connect the Epstein Files of the Olympics one more time. I think

you can pull it off. Hey, the Olympics used to the injuries did used to freak me out. Like the Winter Olympics, I used to not be a Winter Olympics person because I'm so scared of like seeing just like a grotesque horrible injury. But in the context of the Epstein files, it's kind of a blast.

I sit down. I'm like, let's go, you guys. Like, maybe we're going to see a kneecap to slice something. one's neck open on the luge. Doche chill? A kneecap, slice someone's neck open. Do you know, kneecaps are shaped?

I do. Yeah, you can skip them on a pod. Slice open. I feel like my brain is so broken at this point after. Yes, I do too. You know what I haven't addressed yet? Is it Ash Wednesday? Is that why she has the thing on her?

Because it seems like it's low. It's like on the bridge of her nose. She's got a thing right there. Is it Ashley coming up? Cummings Wednesday? It's going. Looking at the Epstein files, I was like... It is Ash Wednesday, right? I'm not making that up.

I'm asking you a Jew and... All right, never mind. What, huh? What? It is Ash Wednesday. Thank you. Okay. I knew yesterday it was Fat Tuesday. That's all I know. Like, Lindsay Vaughn broke another knee. Zoom in. Like, I'm literally like trying to see the injury.

Like, I was like, we all have some good news today. Lindsay Vaughn's never going to walk again. Ah, but it was her idea. She has agency. She did it. At least she did it doing what she loved. See how she did that, guys? You didn't think she was going to bring her back to the Epstein files.

But she did because all those little girls who were getting raped. So there is an art to this. It's really amazing, isn't it? She's able to do that. Asking questions about the Riyadh Comedy Festival was not appropriate. and not cool, but these kind of reaches are just all in the name of good fun, I guess. Good point. Now, I don't know who this song is about.

I don't want to get anyone upset with me for having this song on the show. So there's no names mentioned in this song. Ed the editor put this together for us. Her kudos dry. So she threw a fit and made the YouTube. Gone. Brought to its demise, thanks to this crusty bean. Jack Skellington,

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in we have a lot more to get to on today's program thank you for being here so this guy

Michael Mullen sent this into me this is kind of cool he was watching this podcast they were talking about the death of Kirk Cobain

he's got Ian Skado is the host of it and he had Ian Helperin on as a guest now Ian Helperin used to be at Opin Anthony all the time.

And he's a guy who's written a lot of biographies and a lot of investigative research on celebrities and stuff like that. So he's always very interesting. I remember his catchphrase was, Google it, Google it. They'd be like, really? That happened. Google it, Google it. So that was kind of his thing.

Anyway, Ian Helper has his connection to the host of this show, Ian Skado, going back to Series XM, when Helperin was on ONA all the time. And they're talking about how the landscape has changed. And obviously back then people were on the radio and now it's all about podcasts. And this is an interesting conversation that comes up. So many things have changed. And, you know, with guys like Opie, they're sort of unheard of today. They're not relevant compared to some of these podcasters out there.

And it's a whole different terrain. Would you agree? Yeah, things have changed. I showed you before those guys who do WATP, who are these podcasts to kind of talk about what Opie is up to. And I've said that Ian Halpern would be a natural fit to come on this show, I really feel. But like getting into the gist of what we're talking. Yes.

Ian Alperin, you have an invitation, my friend, to come on the show. We'd love to have you on here. He, like I said, had many appearances on Opie and Anthony. So it would be great to talk to him about that experience. And dealing with Opie in general, because he seems to be a fan of this show and checking things out. So that's very cool. Appreciate it.

All right. Thank you guys for sending me notes and giving me information like Michael Mullins who sent that. Lance B sent this into me. He says, hey, I don't know why, but I was watching Tardo's live stream. And right after the timestamp,

she goes along with a random free chat and talking about how I'm a PDF file. So he wanted to give me a heads up on that. And Keanu's thing, kind of what she says about me is that I'm a nervous rack and I have insecurity, which is a very interesting take. You're not that nervous. It's a very interesting take for her. But that's her thing. And so no matter what facial expression I'm making, she'll pause it back.

See? See what I mean? Right. You know, I'm either laughing too hard or I'm not laughing at all or whatever it is. That's proof of whatever point she's making. So anyway, this is her responding to this free chat. It's all jokes. Oh, and I should point this out, too, what she's watching.

So on Dabbleverse Live, which will be on this channel Thursday tomorrow, 3 p.m. Eastern a little earlier than usual. And Adam Bush will be joining us. I would love to. It'll be Adam Blind, Mike, and myself on Dabbleverse Live. A lot of things to get into for our weekly Dabbleverse News Roundup. So she's watching where it was kind of a longer segment, but I showed her. saying that we were slut-shaming her. And then I showed the clip where Lucy was on with Husey proving that we didn't.

And so that she had to apologize, but immediately turned that into her. She's the victim. Of course. Immediately. It's like, yeah, you said this thing that we did. We didn't do it. Here's the proof right here. She's like, yeah, but, you know, you guys say I like pee.

Well, you guys say I like getting peed on. It wasn't arbitrary. Right. Yeah, it came from somewhere. Anyway. So that was, that's what she's watching. right here. And so that's what she's reacting to. It's all jokes, Mr. Insecurity.

That's funny, too. She's talking to me, Mr. Insecurity. She's like, it's all jokes. This is a woman who co-hosts a show with a guy who strikes channels and sued Shulie at me. Sent me a demand letter for $300,000. It's all jokes. I agree. It should be. I guess it's an aborted baby joke. All right. Okay, that's fine. But it says, Tyler, is that true? Look at Keanu's butthole photo.

And then Lucy says, hold up, Carl. I'm busy uploading videos of myself. Wait, wait, wait. Is that true? Tyler. So she pulls up these two separate chats. One says she was 15. He was 20.

Is that true? She pulls it up a couple of different times here. That, if true. I did not know that. That's not good. Well, I mean, is that true? This is a woman who went on MLC,

Kevin Brennan's show. And Kevin asked her about my girlfriend getting an abortion. And she goes, yeah, I think they were in their 20s and Carl paid for it. It's like just made shit up because he was trying to please Kevin Brennan

and give him information. Like, see, I know stuff. Completely made up. So now that. she's sitting there. It's just a random chatter. And I know there's only a dozen watching the show. So, you know, she reads everything that comes through. And she's going, is that true?

He was 20 and she was 15. All right. I'm going to start feeding her hilarious information about you. You might as well. If she wants to believe it, she will. And look at, she's already reacting to it. Oh, what a gross guy I am. Ew.

Imagine accusing someone of being a pedophile on your show. Just like, oh, someone so said you're a pedophile, so I'm just going to run with that. What? Yeah. What could go wrong? Cool. Yeah, right. Exactly.

It's pretty smart. Pretty smart stuff. Keanu. Oh my God. I just thought he was like young and he had a girlfriend. They didn't want a kid at the time. That's how it works. That is how it works.

So I think I was a junior and she was a sophomore. We were one grade. Ew. We were one grade different. Not that she wasn't of age. Well, I don't think she was of age, but either was I, so it's fine. Yeah.

Are you sure? That's how that works. Oh. Jesus. All right. So he's not only an insecure, like, little weasel. He's a fucking... I'm a what?

She's making fun of your little weasel again. Use your words. Use your words, Keanu. You want to call me a pedophile. You've already alluded to it. Go ahead. Ugh. Oh, okay.

Yeah, one of those. That ain't right. It reminds me of the age difference between her and Gino again. He was Romeo and Julianette. They were 14. Oh, someone brought up Romeo and Julia. So now we get to see Drama Kid energy come out from Keanu. You didn't think she was obnoxious before.

Well, she made worms meat of him. He has worms feet for feet. What night through yonder club foot breaks. It is the east. And my underage girlfriend is the son. Just do it. I mean, it's insane. This is more of a word sale than Whitney Cummings.

It's wild that she thinks she's a comedian. And when John's like, you're funny, she's like, yeah, I know. I didn't know that part. Okay. You still don't, idiot. It was a free chat from a rando. It's just like, I can't believe. I said it a bunch of times in a row, so I guess now it's true.

I made it, I made it real. These fucking idiots all do this to themselves, too. It's because they hear themselves repeating it. And they're like, I've been hearing this all over the place. People are saying that Carl was 20 and she was 15. I keep hearing it over and over again. I want it to be true. Fine, it's true.

Yeah. Click your heels three times. I mean, yeah, I'm pro-choice. I just thought everyone was of age in the situation. That's not good. Okay. Well, of using sex toys to my patron. She goes, that's why he gets so mad.

Remind me what I get mad about again? Everything that she talks about with me is information that I gave her. I talked about the abortion. I talked about how I was born club-footed. These are not things people discovered. I'm like, God damn it. How'd you find this out about me? Gotcha.

Yeah. So you would think that that would be enough accusing me of a horrendous crime like that. Oh, there's more. Oh, no, no, 30 minutes later. She's still watching this video and she comes back to it again. I'm not at all. I like Lucy. I'm pro slut. No arm, no shade, no foul. I'm pro choice too. didn't realize that allegedly you're you're with an underage girl

I didn't know that if big if true pro pro you know no slut shaming here I just it's you that makes fun of me all the time

oh okay so now we're going to turn into she's the victim this is great I'd love to see a compilation of all the times I've slut shamed Keata because I never do that. I don't give a shit. She was on only fans and showed her asshole.

Patrick Mountain talks about it. Kevin Brennan talks about it. I don't. It shames me for my former only fans. And the cartoon was about it's funny because I don't see any of Lucy's content from her Patreon screenshot it or stolen or downloaded

and posted all over the, internet. I wonder who that is. So funny. Remember I always said the dabbler verse was toxic? Yes, it is. Just me. Just me. Because you can't stand me because you hate yourselves. Let's unpack this logic. Yeah, please. All right. So, Keanu very much is turning into Suttering John. They've morphed. She's morphed into this idiot where she goes, wait a second. People are making fun of me for doing this thing. And they're not making fun of this person for doing a similar thing. Yeah. People don't like you. It's because your personality sucks. So they go, look at this slut on the internet. Look at her playing with her son. I just found this video from her oldie fans.

And there's a person that they admire and they like. And they go, I'm not going to make fun of her for doing that. It's selective and you earn it. You deserve this because you're a prick to everyone. And you say horrible things. And then you're the victim. It's like you're very unlikable. people who do this

who are just like whoa is me I can't be getting made fun of for being peed on for having my butthole on the internet and also club foot curls a fucking piece

of garbage pedophile like okay pick one of those lades and I'm fine with that I'll go along with you on either one of those lanes I'm not too worried about whatever you're going to say

but you can't be both of those things that's what a cry bully is it's annoying no one likes it she's staunchly pro life but then has to remind us of that because what she said sounded like the exact opposite

she is against slugly shaming, but Lucy had to school her because as someone involved in that world said what you're doing is unacceptable. Scarlett had to disown her because she treats people like that. As an actual drama nerd who trained with the Royal Shakespeare Company, we disown you and find that last monologue wholly unacceptable. I was hoping he'd waited at that. That's great. Well, I'm happy to report that, you know, as I mentioned, on Devilverse Live, we played this whole segment out and I showed where Keanu's a hypocrite and a liar, and we exposed her for that.

Multiple times, by the way, and Lucy did a great job with that. It's funny that when she's watching this back, she doesn't get that far into the video clip. She just stops watching it before we get into that. You know, Gino does all this. All of this is stuff, Gino. Like, she lives around this. This is, like, the environment,

then blurring that line between comedy and, like, accusing people of crimes. She has heard him do all of things. that end as you pointed out is starting to pick up johns yeah so this is now the product of our environment yeah and then you got erin mholt on top of that just making shit up about people and you know just throwing it out there just like yeah let's just say curls a pedophile i don't like him so we'll just do that like she's she's getting elements of all of this bad behavior yeah it's not great um all right let's move on it's enough i just thank you uh to lance for sending that in i would not

have seen that otherwise no one or whatever. But I think when someone starts accusing someone of some heinous crime like that, that should be called out for it. It's against the law. I'm pretty sure. Now, we'll make real quick work of this, but Adam, you decided to see what our buddy Chad Zumach was up to the Z man. I haven't heard from the Z man in a little while. I'm not sure what he's doing. He's not doing much. No? This will take two seconds, checking in with Chad. I just turned it on. This is what he was doing. Turned it right off. I'm feeling in the mood. And I'm feeling sassy, by the way.

I just want to let everyone know I'm in a sassy, sassy mood. And I want you be about it. Yeah. There's a lot of Chad Show that just talks about how it's going to be a thing. We're doing it. We're going to do a thing. There's a thing that's happening. It's going to be happening.

Coming up, the hype train. Right. Yeah. Soon I'll be asking you guys for buddy. Yeah, okay, cool. Looking forward to that. Do you want to know what it is? I have a feeling I know what it is because there's a certain segment that Chad really enjoys.

It's watching the live action 70s Spider-Man television show, and he gets real pumped up. And I think you'll enjoy it. But we're back. It's happening. 70s Spider-Man Action. And brought to you by Stoney. Oh, boy. So, uh, playing the theme song and playing with his little...

Okay, I need to address this. Yeah. Yeah. You're listening to his stupid awards show coming back from the studio a couple weeks ago. Mm-hmm. The way he says, shh. You brought this up to me. I can't unhear it now.

It sucks. Yeah. It's not funny. It's not a real affectation. But he does it every time. It's a bad fucking habit. It's a bad habit. Action.

Go fuck yourself. You're right, though. He does. His S-Hs are infuriating. Okay. Like entertaining children. Right. All right.

We still have, uh, thanks me for checking out, Chad. That's all I got. Grady's watching 70s. Shortest segment ever. Somebody Spider-Ride action. Took two hours, but I got there. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news.

Scorch came back to the internet. this week on his Scorch PFG TV YouTube channel as well as his Facebook page. And he posted a video to let us know, what up in the world of scorch? That's the name of the video. This is gold. And this is exciting. This is such big news. Even Anthony was texting me yesterday when I was on with Drew and Dave Landau.

And he beat me to the punch on this. But this is important information. Hey, which happened in you guys and how you doing? Scorch is here and thank you for checking out. What is Scorch up to? First and foremost, I suppose, in the eyes of the government, I am now officially retired. Do yourself a favor if you're not there yet.

If you have no savings account, that's me. If you have no checking account, that's me. If you have no 401k, that's me. Do yourself a favor. Don't retire. I did. Seriously, guys, I retired because basically I've been unemployed for a couple of years, and I've been trying to get job after job after job in any number of industries.

And I think between the age and everything else, it's just not happening. So I was able to collect my retirement. Because between the age and everything else, a lack of marketable skills. Is that what the everything else is? Yeah. No ability to do anything. How was it possible?

This guy's had a whole career at radio. He jumped from market to market. He made it all the way to O'Clair, Wisconsin. He doesn't have a 401K. He's ever had a checking account? But he's always announcing something big is coming up. I know. That is exciting.

Something big is coming up. Adam, what do you make of this? Why is this guy, how does he have nothing to show for his life? I mean, this is a cry for help disguised as updating us on news. It's surprising to me, because we make fun of Scorch for being a terrible broadcaster, which is fun. But then when you find out that he doesn't know how to be an adult,

it's like, wait, what? You didn't save any money? You don't have anything to show for being a morning jack for all those years? Yes, this is a seven-minute video of him being a child. Yes. Asking for help from us. Well, yeah, we're going to get there. Let's talk about the income that he's got coming in now.

I am now living on an extra Oh, before I get into that, though. So this green screen set up that he has is pretty wild. You know, he's on this giant set with the breaking news video monitors behind him and the big city in the backgrounds through the window. Studio? No, I couldn't even pay for the non-licensed version of this because it's all watermarked. It looks like shit.

I thought it was raining. I am now living on an extremely fixed income, which brings me to... By the way, extremely fixed is a very weird way of saying no money's coming in. How fixes your income? Oh, it's extremely fixed. What? I am now living on an extremely fixed income, which brings me to one of my side gays. That's why I'm here on the social media saying follow.

and subscribe. For instance, on Facebook, it's 99 cents to subscribe to the Scorch page. Oh, boy, buddy, you're not going to make anybody charging 99 cents on your Facebook page. That's not going to solve your financial woes. This is the problem with poor people. They think everyone's poor. Could you guys have like 99 cents to spare? Yeah, I got a fucking shitload of 99 cents to spare.

What am I going to do with that? What do you want me to do? I did sign the first. Facebook page. But here's the crazy part about this. He's making this video. It's up on YouTube. It's 411 views, thanks to Anthony Kumia and others.

You said this to me, producer Chris. Christian Blatt sent this to me. So it got on people's radar. So it's 411 views on YouTube. He comes on. The first thing he says is, hey, one of my side hustles is doing this Facebook thing, 9.9 cents to sign up for the page. There's not a link to the Facebook page anywhere to be found in the description of the video.

I went to the YouTube channel description. There's not a link to be found there. There is a link to scorchonline.com that does not exist. So that was no help at all. I did finally find it. And I'll help you out, Scorch. I'll tell me what it is. Facebook.com slash the scorch page one.

Apparently he was planning on having a bunch of them. Yeah. Somebody got the Scorch page, so you have to. So I signed up. I paid the 99 cents, which will be recurring. Somebody in my accountant now. splurged this week. Good idea.

And this is the video that you get, the exclusive video, hopefully this works, signed in my Facebook or whatever, the exclusive video you get when you go to Scorch's page. Hey, what's going on and how you're doing, huh?

Scorch is here. And you know, I've been telling you how I really miss entertaining you guys. I'm working on something huge. Well, at least I think it's going to be huge that I'm going to talk to you guys

about in another week or so. But in the meantime, I figured, why not back? Fuck. He calls that a blooper video. And that's what I get for my 99 cents. It's the only video, by the way. Then he posted for us members.

I'll get to see him go, fuck, and start over again. Did you say pretty great? It was. It was worth 99 cents. Yeah, it was worth it. I'll be honest. So sign up for that, everyone. Help everybody scorch out.

So the funny thing about radio guys, is that they can't think of the world in any other way except for the radio world. I'm going to try giving prizes, gifts, to the subscribers as well once we start getting enough. And I can start affording gifts, because like I just said, I am living off of this fixed income.

No one needs a gift, man. No one's looking for it. I'll have your Facebook page, but can I win prizes? Gifts. What the fuck are we even talking about? He's not that bright. Can I get the oversized comb

and these shiny spigertraps the rainbow suspenders don't need any gifts man just put out a product that we like just more of these bloopers that apparently are a hit so one of his side gigs he talks about his side gigs is dog walking

and dog sitting and this is actually sad that he says this I love this dog thing I leave every dog when I get done with this satisfied really warm just genuine, I did good, this feels good feeling. I haven't had that feeling on the air in radio in years.

So, you know what, it's a win-win situation there. You haven't had a feeling like you did something good on the radio in years? Yeah, no shit. Yeah. We remember Megan. Well, there's Megan there was Tyra. Who was his co-host in O'Clair Radio? Oh, yeah.

T-Raw? Yeah. God, I'm already forgetting. I apologize. How could you forget? but it was terrible. Can I donate to the dogs or the dog walking thing? That sounds great.

That I can get behind. You actually can. Good. Yes. Well, okay. Spoiler. I don't know if you can donate to it, but you can hire him. Okay.

How close you to O'Clair, Wisconsin, Adam? I'll get there. Yeah. It's another Facebook page. Pause for the cause. Yeah, here it is. If you're in the area and you would like to have your dog walked or your dog's cat, I watch dogs, cats, I watch dogs, cats.

I'm watching a bearded dragon as well, Spike the bearded dragon. I mean, whatever it is, getting touched. I also have a Facebook page for that. Scorches, pause for the cause, a dog sitting and dog walking service. Check it out. Now, let me ask you guys this.

When you see a name that says pause for the cause, do you assume there's a charitable organization involved? Yes. The cause is he's broke. He's an extremely fixed income Fixed it zero It's what the cause is That's broken

That's fucking stupid right That he would You would call his paws for the cause Everything has to rhyme with him Everything has to have alliteration Cause I want your money I guess is what the cause is I believe it makes him happy though

I believe it's the same thing as Aaron When he went to jail for a day And didn't have to hold up this thing That was making him miserable When he actually had a day spent serving a purpose Go do that Do that. Oh, no.

Just focus on that. He loves it. He's looking for you to hire him and even puts up his rates here. It's $20 per hour per visit and then $20 for a 30 to 45 minute walk. I also have access to your liquor cabinet. That's a good point. Scorge does like drinking. And we're going to talk about that in the update on the dive bar locator app.

That was his last venture that he had with his roommate. What's going on with that? The last big project I was working on, I fully believe in. It didn't quite work out. But so what I do is I transform as I always do. You know, I get back up, dust off and have to try it again, my own way. So here's what's going on now. Coming up in just a few weeks, you're going to be seeing the first little tidbits, if you will, of my next big media project. Sweet.

Check it out. In the country, there are tens of thousands of bars and thousands of breweries, many of which serve some killer food. This is some AI slop. We've ever put this thing together for them. The burger's on the grill on fire. all over the country. There are tens of thousands of bars.

Yeah. Okay. This is funny, trying to make this burger look delicious. Because like grease is raining down on top of it. Yes. It's a little walkie. If we serve some killer food.

And there are a lot of restaurants that have some amazing bars. But you might not know about them. And that's where we come in. This is scorches, booze, brews and chew. More rhyming. Yes, ah, there it is. Scorges, booze and chews. Take my money.

Sign me up. This is already fucking awesome. I'm so ready for this. Because the dive bar locator was narrow-minded. You know, it was narrow. Yeah. Just dive bars. What if there's a restaurant with a really cool bar in it?

Then I will talk about it on booze, bruise, and chews. which I'm not even sure what this is, to be honest with you. Is it a show? Yeah, I think it's a review show. Well, what kind of food are we talking about here? Bars and breweries that have great food. I'm not talking pretzels and peanuts and popcorn, although that could be good food.

I'm talking real food. Who can afford that? And restaurants with great bars. I love that. He goes, no, if you think I'm just talking about like the popcorn that's out there or the peanuts, I might be. You like that? Sure.

But let's do that too. Very funny. But anyway, okay, so now, let's find out what this actually is. I'm already confused about what we're doing here. We're going to be going all across the country. And for what, the places that I can't go, here's where it's going to change up a little bit. I'm not going to be able to go all across the country right now. There's no way.

I'm going to be looking to you to send in videos. You and your friends. I'll have a certain amount of criteria. I'm going to have a certain form. mad for the video, but I want you to pretty much ad lib videos. Bring videos when you go out to your favorite bars that serve food,

your favorite restaurants that have a killer bar. Film what you're doing and be part of the show. And then you guys, the nationwide audience, will be the co-hosts. Hold on a second. I think he's trying to get us to do his work for him.

It sure sounds that way. Doesn't it sound like that? I don't think I'm going to... But co-hosts, he says, huh? I like the sound to that. Honey, honey, I got another gang. Me and all my pals. I'm in show business. You won't believe it. What if I only want to film dive bars?

I think you can get away with that. Adam, as long as you know a friend who will go into the restaurant that has a nice bar in it. Okay. I was thinking he would, he made it to a few dive bars. Right. He has to crowdsource this. Oh, yeah. Well, I love what he said.

next because I feel like this is a legal disclaimer that he had to pop in there. It's going to be, we're going to be spreading the love. So I'll take care of what I can take care of. You guys send in some stuff and make yourselves internet celebrities as well. And it's all part of scorches, booze, bruise and chews. So I like that he says that. He goes, now you guys send in stuff and I'll play it and I own it, by the way, just so you guys know. So when it catches on and Guy Fiatty's calling you, like you work for me.

He's also implying that he's an internet celebrity. I love that. You guys can be an internet celebrity just like me. 411 views on this video. Pass. Every comment is like Anthony sent me. No, it's hilarious. I love this idea that he came up with.

He's like, well, I have no money. I don't have a pot to piss. And I can't travel to places. That doesn't work out for me anyway. What if I outsourced all of that? And other people get drunk at bars and send me their experience there. And I'll put that out as my show. But hold on a second.

There has to be more to it than just that. right? Now the app, let's talk about the app very quickly. It is available now on a Google Play Store, scorches, booze, bruise, and chews. I am in the processes of getting it ready to be on the Apple, whatever it is, the Apple store as well. So you guys are going to get it as well. It's going to be available everywhere then within another couple of weeks. But it is available now, as I say, on the Google Play Store. Just look for the Scorches, Booze, Brews and Shoes. And maybe I'll even put a link to it up here as well.

Maybe. He didn't. He never explains what this app is. He just goes, there's an app. Is it a show? Is it an interactive map? Is it a menu? Like, what is it?

Is it recommendations? It's a shortcut to his Facebook page. It's a blooper reel. Yeah, right. We haven't created it for him yet. I know. I love the fact, and I saw him argue with someone in the comments and they're like, I look for the app and it's not available.

He's like, nope, I just checked it. It's right there. The guy goes, I'm in Canada. So I can't get it. Still fighting with the chat. Yeah, he's arguing with the chat on this. I just, I thought that was the funniest selling point ever. And there's an app for it too.

Okay, I got a lot of apps on my phone. What does this one do? Unknown. Kids love apps. Yeah, exactly. That's all he knows. Guys like the apps, right? All right.

So ready for the sales pitch? now that we've gone through all of this we've hung with them through all this time we're excited about this new venture we want to drop the dogs off at his house let's see what else we need to do for him when will scorches booze bruise and shoes actually kick off i'm still trying to get equipment okay that's why really i'm asking you guys for the help on the facebook page and whatnot and the youtube channel and that's why if anybody wants to help with any sort of equipment all i need is I need a new computer. I need a desktop and a laptop.

And I just need like maybe two more cameras if that. If anybody wants to donate, if anybody wants to PayPal me or Venmo me, I'll put that link somewhere in here as well. I don't do it either. Just get in touch with me. And I will give it to you personally. He's so bad at asking for money. I swear to God, I spent a good seven and a half minutes just trying to track down

Facebook page I'd give 99 cents to. It was so difficult. And he's like, or you can just like PayPal me money. Give us your PayPal, idiot. Say it. This is amazing. So he's got this idea of this thing he's going to do. We're not really sure what it is yet, but whatever.

We're going to do the work for him. And we're going to give him money so that he can buy the equipment that he won't need because we're doing the work for him. Or donate the equipment. Or give him the equipment directly. I like that he said, I need a laptop and a desktop. Oh, yeah. Why?

I think he means dusk. That's funny. He's miserable in O'Clair, Wisconsin. It's too bad. Like, these radio guys, they have to move around market to market to get gigs. And some of them settle down in places like Detroit. And they love it there. And it's a great community.

Others end up in O'Clair, Wisconsin. They want to get the fuck out. I'm trying to get out of this area again at some point soon. I am hoping to. move out west. I miss acting. I miss entertaining. I can't wait for this whole thing to come to fruition. And I miss you guys. So I appreciate you checking things out and have yourself a P-F-G-D. I will, buddy. I'll have a pretty fucking great day. Watch the way he signs off on this. This is amazing. So glad you're doing this. I love this. Peace out.

What the fuck was that? Oh yeah. He's like, hold. Yep. God, that took everything out of him to do that five-minute video. He almost died turning up the camera. So much production in that where he's like, take it away. And all of a sudden the video comes in. There's a eye slop and all this shit going on. And then it melts behind them and stuff.

He couldn't just end out the end. I know. It set out the part where you're dying on camera. I'm so puzzled by that, but so glad that he left it in. Yeah. I also wobbed that he's just like, I move out west because I like acting. Is that how that works?

Adam, you would know. You just move out west, you start acting? That's what happens. Oh, okay, cool. Maybe I'll do that. He said all of it. He said he's retired and he's done and he's looking to just chill and walk dogs because that's what makes him happy.

But also, I'm starting a new venture that we have to start for him so hasn't really started yet. And it's also the same thing as the old venture. It's just we're doing more of the work. And also it's the radio and acting that makes them really. happy, so he has to get back to that because he's all about traveling, but he can't leave the state. Okay. It's a confusing video, and I love it.

It's a lot. And I went to his Facebook page because he's promoting his Facebook. He wants you to go there and engage with him over there. And they do have 6,300 followers on his Facebook page. And he was bragging about the numbers that he had. And I remember when he was on the radio, he would always have these call-in topics. And I'm wondering, like, how does he use Facebook? What kind of posts does he have?

This is from yesterday morning. Good morning. What are you eating for breakfast today? Do you eat bigger breakfast on weekends? If so, like what? It's got a conversation started, gang. What do you say? It's a little divisive.

The hot political climate, that's not the... Now's not the time, scorch. Could you imagine posting that on Facebook and then waiting for people's replies? Actually, I do have a bigger breakfast on Sunday for brunch specifically. Like what? Like what?

What are we talking about? Bacon? You're an egg guy? Amlick guy? What do we mean? We love your scorch. We appreciate you. Hope things work out.

All right. Adam, you were checking in on our buddy Richard Marks. Now, Richard Marks and his wife, Daisy Fuentes, were doing a show together during the pandemic. And then Richard Marks has continued on doing some podcasting from time to time. of course he's been very busy promoting his new album of standards lately. Magic Hour. Wow. I can only imagine how great that is.

But you happen to pick up on a podcast that he did with his three sons. Now, these aren't Daisy's kids, right? He got married to Daisy after having the children with his first wife, I believe. I don't know the details, but I know he does have kids from before with Daisy. I don't know if they have together or not. Okay. So he has three sons. And what's the reason for this show?

He thinks it makes him likable. I think he, somebody thinks he's stiff. So they keep putting him in positions where they hope everything around him will warm him up. But it only kind of reveals more of his colder side. Okay. So it's not really working out for him. Not this time.

No. Okay. There's like a low-key hostility he shares with his family. And he thinks he's kind of the star of. the moment all the time and it doesn't always feel that way he looks like to the audience like we're always on his side and i don't know that we are so the first question they pose is they want to know like what richard mark's bad habits are yeah they ask the kids like what's a what's a bad habit that your father has it's not even bad they just say like interesting or weird okay of your father

okay they want to see how well they know of this guy your efficiency it's sending Instagram videos, but never watching the ones that we send to you. I watch a lot of them. How do you know what I watch and what I don't watch? So in other words, nothing. So you guys have no relationship at all is basically what you're telling me right now. Remember when we share Instagram videos and then you share them and then you don't watch the ones that we share?

I don't know. So what? You have Instagram? It gives a shit. And did you notice how even that slight little criticism was too much for Richard Marks? And he had to like, like he just took a hit. He looked the other way and did the whole fake laughing thing. And they stay father and son locked like that.

Like they're, you know, about to do a business deal together for most of the episode. They're very competitive with each other. Okay. Yeah, he thought that was a wild take that just came in. That seemed like it was a bit too much. But he does have a reasonable explanation that settles everything. in translation. Oh, well,

sometimes I have to go and catch up with it later. Yeah, you don't do that. I do, though. Okay. He's handling this great.

Doesn't that kid seem like he's hurt a little bit? He's like, yeah, but you don't. And I sent that to you because I thought of you. You don't watch it.

I mean, what you would. They all do, and there's just like acceptance to it all. That's very sad that I appreciate. Yeah. And then they're like,

but you're a piece of shit. So we don't expect you to do that. Yep. It's fine. Mm-hmm. So then Richard has asked if there's anything that stands out about his kids. Any habits or whatever they're up to? Let's see how well he knows these kids.

Lucas's number one habit, like what he's known for is he's the most forgetful person on earth. I thought you're going to do the mouth thing. He started doing that when he was a baby. We just saw a picture. We found a picture of it. He's like, and also when you're talking in and he's taking. it in, he's listening, he's, you think he's not listening, but he's taking it all in, but he's like this.

I do that. His example is facial expressions? Yeah. So he just watching home videos when he was touring that the mom took and going like, I know this guy's person. He makes that face sometimes. Ten years ago. Yeah. Like, that's

kind of sad, right? It's also the exact same face Richard Marks just made in the last clip when he was getting shit and he turned away and smirked. It's the same face. Hold on. Is he. Is this E.T? That is E.T. Right. It's mostly plastic, I think.

That's wild. Richard Mark's face is wild. Someone's filming this. It's not just one shot. Why do they have to all be huddled together? Without a microphone. Yeah, it's a fucking laptop mic. Sitting on a desktop.

Yes. Why are they doing that? Yeah, I'm going to go out of the limb and say that Richard doesn't know these kids at all. That's the example that he comes up with. Are you guys my guy? kids? I mean, it'd be funny if he's just like, well, Bill jerks off in the shower, which is really annoying. Can you have to do it at the end? Not the beginning. And why do we have to shower together? What are you doing there? In his own way he is, because he did take this opportunity to roast them, which I would

imagine the kids were like, can you do anything but that? Right. Yeah, yeah. What's the next clip here, Adam? Well, the group is asked, who is the most competitive out of all of them? Okay. Me. Yeah, probably Lucas, yeah. Well, you. I mean, yeah.

You too. Well, you're more confident than I. He got his competitiveness from you. It's like you and then me. Yeah. Yeah. You think I'm more competitive than you? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. And I can only say that with all the love. Yeah. No, no, no. You don't lose well either. No. Oh, so I'm a loser, am I?

Dude, you don't lose well as a personality flaw. You know what I mean? Like, they're pointing out a personality flaw in their father right there. that's not a good thing. I love this stuff so much. It's like a simple promotional infomercial that turned into an intervention. Because it's the only time they're all together

so they have to take the opportunity. Right. All right. So let's talk more about their competitiveness and who really is the most competitive. It's not that I don't want you to win. It's that I don't want to lose. Of course.

I get it. I'm not a monster. I'm just, selfish. What part of that you not understand? And famous you're right, yeah. I got you guys beat, duh. Well, there's one

question that they all know the answer to, and that is what is your favorite drink, Richard Marks? Oh, martini straight overmoose with a twist. Switched from olives to twist. Daisy stole olives, but yeah, that's pretty well known. They see that occur on the daily.

Yeah. What's back? What time is it? This is why I was fascinated with Richard Marks in the first place, because he was getting loaded during the lockdowns and just streaming on his show with his wife. They're both wasted. What was it called tequila time or something like that?

Yeah. And it's tells you everything you need to know about why he's on social media, ranting and raving like a lunatic into the wee hours of the night. Like he gets some, some booze going. And then he has to win. I'm going to win this argument right now on the Twitter. Basically what he's up to. Did you guys see me win that conversation?

And it's easier, you know, because they're so rich and they're not worrying for a lot. But it does feel like when Mrs. Pat would tell us about how she had to light cigarettes on the stove for her mom. Like, it's their own version of that, even though there's a lot of privilege. It's their own like that they knew. And they knew not to fuck it up. They got every detail right. They all said it exactly the same way too. And he's making those at home.

It's not like they hear him ordering it unless he's ordering from Daisy, but she would know. Yeah. It's very odd how they all recited that perfectly. Yeah. And a little frightening. Well. But this doesn't make you want to go run out and get Magic Hour, his album of standards? Definitely not.

Have you listened to it yet? A little bit. Yeah. What do you think? What do you thoughts? You know, it's not for me. It's not for me. me, but the duet with Rod Stewart is also

unlistenable. Fair enough. You have the show intro on here. Should we play this? Why not? Okay. This is how the show started off. What's up, guys?

It's Brandon. I'm Lucas. Jesse. I'm Dad. Cool. Cool. So even then he's just going to be Richard? They're trying to humanize him.

They're trying to make them likable. Oh, right, right. I forgot the mission of this program that we both thought. I want to see him and that older son go at it. There's something there. I hope they do a show together. It would be better than him with drunk Daisy, although not much better because I do enjoy that quite a bit.

All right, let's talk about Bill Burr. So Bill Burr did his Thursday podcast. The Thursday podcasts are so phoned in. It's almost unbelievable how little effort he puts into this. I don't understand if he's trying to, scare off the audience. It might be working. There's not a lot of views on these shows. This one has 17,000

views from Thursday, so it's been up there for almost a week now. People are not listening to it. They're not engaged in it. He doesn't seem to give a fuck. He doesn't even start the show in a place where the acoustics would work to record yourself. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday

afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Woo! Listen to me, I sound like I'm in a bathroom. And that just sounded like a fart getting out of the leather chair there. Let me see if this room work. Oh, this room's much better.

I think this room is better. Good stuff, Bill. It's surprising to me that a guy with his talent, a guy who's so beloved or was beloved before Riyadh, would want to dampen their own credibility. There's a whole thing with publicism. when you become a celebrity where they are very concerned about how you're presenting yourself to the world and things that you could do that be detrimental to your brand. And it seems like Bill Burr is not getting any good advice on this at all.

No. You mentioned Tim Dillon. I feel like he puts work into the podcast. He treats it as an art form. I feel like Whitney and Bill, it's just like a DVD bonus feature for their real thing. and they choose not to put any real work into it, and it makes it horrible. And it's the way that most people would interact with Bill Burr.

This is what's crazy. Like, you went to stand-up live not too long ago. I saw him years ago. I don't get opportunities to see Bill Burr very often live. So, and he's been in Star Wars and a few things. He, you know, pops up in some shows from time to time. But as far as, like, interacting or consuming, I should say, Bill Burr, this is where you would go twice a week.

Bill Bird puts out this podcast. And it's the worst product possible. Yeah. It's the worst version of him. Why would you do that? He's trying to get fired. It's like me still co-hosting The Creepoff. I'm kidding.

It's a great show. Check it out. Thecreepoff.com. Adam, what about the anger management issues? I mean, we know that Bill puts out this podcast at this point for his wife, possibly his therapist, because he's trying to convince them that he's cured. He doesn't want to hear the nagging anymore. I can't imagine a show where the host would talk more about not swaying around their kids. This is for the audience of one.

This is just for Nia to let her know. I'm cured now. You don't have to worry about me and stop following me into the room to see if I'm swearing it around my kids or not. And so the anger management thing is important to him. He's been bringing it up as if he's a recovering drug addict. Yes. He's like I'm 32 days without. an episode.

I'm 48 days without getting angry or losing my temper. And this episode was disturbing as it sounds like he's falling off the wagon. It always has. This is just the first time he's starting to admit it. No shit. We've discovered this many times. Like, just because you say a silly word instead of a swear word,

doesn't mean you're not raging inside. In fact, it sounds like you are more now. Right. So do you want to start with your clip one checking on his anger issues? Yeah, let's see where he's at. And I'm just a guy wearing.

a fucking pink sweater right now trying to show that I've changed dude my anger is fucking coming back it's coming back I gotta go do some more breath work it's not fully coming back but I have this really weird sort of thing where it isn't but it is

but I'm able to kind of switch back to my new self I just have to use those stupid silly words I just have to remember to be like boy oh boy I'm really getting frustrated I'll tell you that's enough to make a fella steamed up The breathing exercises maybe would be helpful, but the silly words I don't think is actually changing anything. I'm going to choke the fudge out of you.

Right, yeah, right. I guess that works on his wife who just goes, oh, okay, he's being silly. So it's all good. He's right in the face, but very silly red. And I'm going to get choked. When he does it, it sounds very passive aggressive. What breaks my heart is that I think he paid somebody a lot of money

to give him that advice. Yeah. I wish it was me. Yeah. I would have told him some double shit for a lot of money. Oh, wow. Not the right place or the right time for me, unfortunately. I know you would think of looking at a guy like Bill, like how can he be angry?

What does he have to be angry about? He has valid reasons he explains here. What was it today? Well, yet another thing got messed up on my house. And I was getting that fixed, the never-ending parade of repairs. when you buy a house that has a lot of character. And what I have to keep telling the person that fixes the house, it's like when you come over and you fix whatever you fix,

all the materials that are left overcharged me for, get them out of here. They always just leaving all of this shit. This is like this attracts rats, mice, rodents, varmits. It's clutter. It's unsightly. Get it out of here. So he had an argument with the contractor, and I get it.

I've been there. I understand that. The thing I don't do is bring it on to my show that. And be like, so then I says to the guy, I says, clean this shit up. So he's still seething about it. Yeah. He's still pissed. Because it's unsightly.

Right. And varmint. And he's got to practice his drums. And he can't when there's all this clutter around. Everybody can relate to that. Yep. Yep. That makes sense.

But don't worry, he's got lots of tips and tricks on how to deal with it. What's a good emotional place to go instead of angry? It's a pet peeve. Peaves me. I'm not perturbed. I'm definitely frustrated. I like flabbergasted. That's a fun world to be in or to be beside yourself.

It's just not respected if you told somebody that, you know, that I am literally beside myself right now. And then all they think is like, all right, well, as long as you're not angry. He's working out a new bit. He must be, right? That's what sounds like. This is family-friendly shit right here. It's actually almost Carlin-esque.

I've never been fine and dandy. I've been fine before. And I've been dandy. I'm beside myself. I'm not angry. I'm flabbergasted. I'm befuddled. Like, I think that's what he's going for here.

It's not working. While I was listening to that, I was thinking, I don't even think he's that angry. I think it's his brand and he doesn't know what the fuck else to talk about. Oh, do you think he's like losing sight of what his personality is? Yeah. Yeah. That could be some of it too. Well, this talk about being beside himself goes off the rails.

It gets very confusing as he brings in an old interview we saw with P. Diddy or no, P.Dedy was doing that show where he was coaching singers. Yeah. We're trying to discover talent or something like that. Mm-hmm. Making the band, and he caught some wisdom that's been on his mind ever since then that he heard P. Diddy spell? But he was talking to some up-and-coming singer. And he said to her, don't get beside yourself. And what I liked was he projected his being beside himself to telling her to not get beside herself.

And I actually feel like the way he used it, don't get beside herself. that don't get beside yourself is visually, you know, brings the point home. Don't get beside yourself. Like, I don't know what his definition of the word is. Like, he's, you know, I'm sure he has, like, different definitions for a lot of words. So what the fuck does that even mean? He goes, visually, that explains it. It does?

No. Not at all. And then he even admits. He goes, I don't know what he means by his nonsense. Right. What's he doing? He needs to... He's back.

He's using his edgy comedy to humanize P. Diddy. He's hitting him right where it hurts. I love it. Oh, really good stuff. All right. So he contemplates his theory on the afterlife. And this episode, by the way, watch out if you're a politician. If you're a religious leader, he goes after everyone.

It's crazy, you know? You're like, ouch. Bill, that hurts. Nothing off limits. Yeah. But I did see this lady who was just talking about how the Bible she was claiming was just completely made up. The story of Jesus was made up and was stolen from the Far East and blah, blah, blah, blah, and all of that. And that when you die, like, that's it.

And then you're just dead. And I'm like, all right. Well, that's our show. Is that a wild take? I feel like I've heard a lot of people say that. What's the point, Bell? What do you mean?

Why did he say that? What's he laughing about? There's nothing funny. I think he's like a teapot that's boiling and he can't yell and he can't curse, but it's going to get out somehow. So he just like, yeah, like little bursts of just getting it out because it's not natural and it's not funny.

Is there a Chris Benoit future for Bill Burr? You know, Chris Benoit. I can't keep going this way. I can't keep every beat I cover. It can't end like this again, Carl. I know, I know. You're right. I'm sorry.

I got to have hope here. I'm not into Star Wars. Did he play a villain on that? No. It was a neutral character. I haven't watched that series in a long time. I think he needs to play a villain. Yeah.

I think it would be cathartic for him. Right. What was he in Breaking Bad? He was kind of like a nice villain. Yeah, he was like a month. I think that's what Star Wars was too. I could be wrong about that. That tends to be his bit.

But if you told him he was the good guy, but then it turns out he didn't have the whole script, he just performed it like the good guy. It would come off, like you're saying. Like he's a real villain. Yes. All right, so he's got an ad read that he gets sidetrackeded from. Because there's just one ad read on this episode.

Yeah. That's why he has to sit down for 30 minutes to record it for this one ad read. Very important that he does this. Which means a lot of problems. cut corners, skip testing, or don't fully disclose what's inside. Dude, these people are terrorists. How is anything that you're going to ingest be a low regulation space? Oh, these politicians, they just want to go to an island.

That's exactly why I partnered with Momentus. Is that why I did it? I didn't know why. I don't know why I did this. Oh, boy. Hey, Bill, it's Momentus. Hey. Hey, I don't know.

I'm going to credit you for that last read. I think we're going to need to make good on this one. And could you, if possible, just not mention Epstein in the island during our ad read. It would be great. He brought up politicians multiple times in the most generic sense possible on this episode. It's just like, politicians don't care about us. They just want to buy big homes. They're just in it for them.

It's like, yeah, Opie. Yeah. We know, man. Those fat cats in Washington. Right. It's literally that. Really done it this time. It's so lame.

This signoff is wild, isn't it? He starts saying like, okay, I'm out of here. And then a music bed comes up. It's way too loud and doesn't work at all, which was done in post. I think this is Tourette's. I think this is actual low-grade Tourette's that he has to say this. Okay, everybody, that's it. Have a good weekend.

Do the right thing. Going to an island is overrated. That's one of the truths in life. If you're flying private with a bunch of other white men in suits and you're going to an island, nothing good for humanity is about to happen. All right. That's it. Enjoy the music pick.

Adam. Is that the only time bad things are going to happen when you're flying with other white people wearing suits to an island? Private jet. Those are the criteria. If all of those are matched, then you're fucked. Aren't there other scenarios? You can't change the body of land. It has to be an island.

Okay. If it was an Arabian peninsula, that would be. Yeah. What if there was like, I don't know, people who are brown. Nope. Has to be white on white. That's it. Okay.

White suits. Island. Private plane. It's amazing how everything the bill does is fine. Yep. Even though he is one of these awful white people, he talks about the white people a lot in this episode, how horrible they are. Seems to be a topic of conversation with Nia, which is why it's on his podcast, reminding people that the white people are bad. In fact, I don't know if you guys realize this by Kid Rock, did a hell of a hell of a head.

halftime show. It was the alternative halftime show, Turning Point USA, put it on. And, uh, dude, if this is true, I've lost all respect for Bob. By the way, when I was watching the Super Bowl, I was not aware that simultaneously there was a white supremac optional halftime show. So is that the thing now with Bill? Is he just a thing where it's like, if you're conservative, you're a white supremac. Yes. Okay. Because that's like really dumb.

It builds a smart guy. He's an intellectual guy. So it's surprising to me that that's where he's gotten to in his politics. It makes me think that he's been corrupted somewhere along the way because that's dumb. Maybe it's just if you actively support Kid Rock now, then you are. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's about lip-sinking. I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you like that music, you have bad taste of music. I'll give you that. You can all agree on that. But here's his hot, spicy he takes up politicians. Oh, and how funny is it to hear a politician going like, what is this saying about the children? Like, politicians care about the children. You know, where do you start with that?

Food supply, pharmaceuticals, false flag wars, Epstein Island. I mean, it doesn't seem like you're considering anybody with the decision you're making as long as you get your house on. Mathis Vineyard or Nantucket. Damn. A problem about politician right now. I'm like, oh, he's got my number. I got burned good right there. But what about the religious leaders?

I will say this, though. As far as a punishment afterlife, if that is true, I don't see anybody in a position of power in these churches at the upper level of these religions, even remotely behaving like they're worried about being punished after this life. Because every religion has just like so many bodies. So many bodies. Their body count. Boom! Hot take! Did you ever hear that take before, Adam?

Some of these religious leaders are corrupt? No. No, I didn't know they had body counts. You're going to tell me that they were religious wars now? This is crazy. I know that. Wow, they're probably not following the specific books that they're the ones who are reading to their followers?

He sounds like he just took mushrooms for the first time. I know. They're all together. Doesn't it sound like dorm room talk? Yes. Like 19-year-old dorm room talk. Candles lit. Yes.

Listen to this, the segue into the ad reads. Anyway, they do have a higher opinion of themselves when they compare themselves to the United States, which, you know, all right, you got us. We're in a bad place right now. But, you know, we're going to make a comeback. I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying right now. Let's do a little, let's do a little fucking reads here. All right.

All right. All right. Anyway, everybody, everybody. Take it easy. All right, momentos, everybody. He's getting lost in his own gibberish. Yeah. On this show. He doesn't even know what he's talking about?

He's like, what am I saying? Let's get to the end reads, everybody. No, Bill, it's late. I got to go. This has been really fun, though. It's good stuff. Yeah. And then he's not prepared.

Like, you heard he started the show, and he's in some very echoy room, and he gets up, and he starts moving things around. He's, like, cleaning up toys or something, who even knows. And then he gets a little thirsty. So he has to get up and go back into the room That sounds like shit Promo code burr All right

Had to go back out and retrieve my water All right Okay back to the podcast In conclusion What do I have to say here? It's so embarrassing It's so embarrassing The Bill Burr

The Great Bill Burr does a show like this Twice a week Thursdays are even more phoned in than Mondays Let's see Did I do the fucking ad reads? Yeah Yeah, I know. He definitely wants the advertisers to abandon him.

He's sick of doing these ad reads. He's done with it. The criticisms we have for Bill Burr are the same ones we had for Scorch. Why didn't you edit that out? Right. Oh, here's a new theory I just thought of. Could he be sabotaging his income because a divorce is imminent? And if he shows less income coming in, then there's less alimony and child

support to pay based on that. Guys have done this before. Oh, yeah. This wouldn't be the first time that a guy would think to themselves, what if I started making half as much money? And then after I get through divorce, I crank it back up again. Yeah, I'm just doing charity gigs now. Right.

I have a feeling maybe, same with Whitney. The podcast was always just this secondary thing that was for the fans. And they put all their art into their stand-up or their TV stuff. Now that he is mad at the fans or he thinks they're mad at him or Whitney doesn't trust the fans, that thing starts to just become awful and full of hate and confusion. And it comes off really poorly and they're scared of it and they don't want to do it because it reminds them of all that shit. Having meetings in Hollywood makes me feel good. This sucks.

And there's a lot of second guessing to you. You can tell what's going on in their mind is like people are going to criticize that I just said this or they're going to say that to this. And they start arguing with themselves before the comments are even in. the comments section. Which again is stuttering John Carmick stuff. Like every time they say something, they hear that voice in their head and they're responding to it and we just should stop listening. It's bad for you.

It's bad for you reading all these comments. I'll be honest. Adam, we've been talking a lot about Bill Burr's percussion playing. He is a drummer. He talks about it all the time. And he hangs out with his buddy. He was a Dean Del Rey who came from the rock world. And now Dean Del Rey is his opener.

And apparently, because he's been talking about it, the show for a while. He had this gig coming up where he's going to be playing drums with Dean in front of a live audience. I have not watched this, but Adam sent me over a clip. Can you play it if it's a cover song? Yeah, of course. Okay, great.

I'd do whatever the fuck I want. I make the law around here. Just kidding, YouTube. Just kidding. We're cool, right? Love you. Terms of service. Love you, love the platform.

Holy shit. This is a giant venue. What the fuck are they playing? It's like an amphitheater. I think it's the Avalon in Hollywood It's a big nightclub kind of place Where they normally have dancing and they have a stage A couple hundred people

Oh it's more than that I would think of it But okay, all right, I believe you You would know better than I would No I mean four or five around there Okay It's not his fault he hasn't done anything Or played a single fill or anything else Yeah this is a

In that whole time deep Yeah ACDC cut Yeah Doggy dog Sid City Imagine playing that level of drums and talking about it as much as you do.

I know. I do show. You know how many garage door companies got fired? How many people lost their jobs? Projects, wives got yelled at. Kids got abused all because he needed to practice. We heard so much about the two and the four and the can't even find. This guy's got to feel.

It's just two and four the whole time. Yeah. That's it. The whole time. He was like, I can't practice on my drums. I got to use my hands. I can't do that. That's the song that you learned how to play drums to.

Yeah. What do you think about the tempo on that, Adam? I think it's dragging. I think it's dragging a little bit. He's dragging a little bit. I do. I think it was a little hard to find, but you know, that's a... You get that over time.

Sure. So you get in the pocket at some point in your career. Well, now we know. Now we know what he's talking about, when he's playing drums in the garage. Oh my God, could you imagine? We happened to producer Chris and I are in a band with an expert percussionist who's very interesting,

everything he comes up with. I wouldn't want to be in the house with him when he's practicing. No. I would find it so fucking annoying. Oh, yeah. But I would find it endlessly more annoying to hear someone practicing those drums. Yes.

You know what I mean? Because you know he's got the cans on his head, so he's listening to the song, and all you're hearing is the... Dum, t's, do... Dum, s, do... Fuck. Billy, could you do Spirit of Radio again? Can you try anything else? Please.

Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. John has this new character, the Duke of Definitions. And it's so dumb. He was off of YouTube for days. He said he was leaving the dabbled verse. We weren't going to see him again. And then lo and behold, he shows up on Valentine's Day night.

No date. Shows up on Valentine's Day night, which is a Saturday this year. And for some reason, Keanu's on there. I don't know what her deal is, but apparently she had free time to sit there and watch the train wreck that was Jaws' new character, the Duke of Definitions. The Duke of Definitions. Hello, Keanu. Oh, my gosh. It is the Duke of Definitions.

Oh, my goodness. Hello, Duke of Definitions. I was just, you know, singing the praises of the Duke of the Future. How are you? I am good And we got some things to put He's the king of improv isn't he? I didn't see that question

I am drunk Caught me off God with that Listen to this accent morphida Like every accent ever It's so funny He has zero talent this John Melend does It's amazing I am good

And we got some things to pertain to do here. We got some things to pertain to do here. You might want to define that. This is the first time introducing this character. He didn't even know how to set it up. He can't. Well, yeah, what is the definition of that?

Good point. As you know, the Duke of Definitions is something because we all know. Hold on a second. He goes, as you know, as a character no one's ever seen before. As you know, the Duke of Definitions, we go way back with the Duke of Definitions. It's like, what? He's related to the other Duke. I was playing this for Dave Landau yesterday on Drew's show.

He couldn't make hazard tales of this. He's like, why is he a Duke? He just comes to asking, why is he a Duke of definitions? Definitions. It doesn't make any sense. No. Is something, because we all know, our own definitions.

Hold on, let me fix my cap. our own definitions. Is that like my truth? Is that what he's talking about right there? It's like, no, no, there's just definitions for things. That's right to have written down to the book. So we all agree on them. It's just that.

That's what it is. We all have our own answers to math equations. No, no, no, no, no. We don't have our own. There's one right answer. This is what? Sure. This is the Duke of Definitions.

See, I can, the Duke of Definitions has the capabilities. to change things. To play with his toy. He's got a stupid crystal ball in front of him and changing the color of it. He's like, I must know definition. He'll look at this, purple, orange. I'm magic.

The turban is cutting off circulation to his head. He's getting bright red. He's never looked worse. Change things at will. That's magical. Keanu, what are you doing? Why is she playing along? I mean, we played the clip months ago.

where she's like, I talk to John like it's a kindergartner. This is a prime example of that. That's magical. My gosh. And your turban looks sassy. I love it. What is she doing? I understand he is brain dead.

Yeah. What is she doing? Okay, never mind. I just answered my own question. My bad. So John has this bit. I'm only going to play a couple clips. People have covered this to death.

That's fine. But John has this bit where he reads a term. And the term can be pigs and a bull. blanket or it could be whale watching or in this case it's meals on wheels and i don't know who told him to do this probably vagus beer sales i don't know if they're fucking with them or what but you'd think a definition would consist of words dictionaries oftentimes are filled with words his definitions for some reason are images now this one is meals on wheels.

Meals on wheels, okay. Meals on wheels. So if I go to the Duke of Definitions and I look up a picture, if I look up Meals on Wheels, what will I see? This is what you will see in the Duke of Definitions. Meals on wheels. Is that, that would be, is that, is that, that quadfather?

That's not how laughter works. You don't see something, hit the laughter button, turn it off, and then start laughing, and then go, is that Quadfather? And yeah,

it is. And then, ha, ha. Oh, now it's real funny. So if you're listening to this, it was an AI generated image

of Quadfather with a pizza at his lap. And John thinks that that's comedy. He also thinks that's a meal. the idea that he would go to just a quadriplegic that he knows and be like isn't that a funny joke for Meal on Wheels? And we find out in the subsequent days, because John went on B.YB on Monday night, that John had to get this cleared with Quadfather.

He wanted to make sure that Quadfather was cool with it. And then Quad ends up leaving him a voicemail days later, reminding him that he was cool with it. He's not mad about it. And then John had to play that voicemail on his show. show. Dude, it's insane. It's insane what's going on with these nitwits.

Here's just another example. What John forgot is that he's doing Duke of the Dabbleverse, or I'm sorry, he's doing Duke of Definitions. Right. Not Duke of the Dabbleverse or the Dabbies or whatever award show, Dukies, whatever he thinks he's doing. All of sort of turns into one of these award show categories out of nowhere. Biggest be it in the Dabbleverse.

Biggest beard in the Dabbleverse. Biggest beard in a. Dabbleverse. Why would that be in your definition book? Yeah. Is he French now? Yes. Believe he just turned French.

And the nominees are. Right. Yes. Biggest beard in the Dabelverse. Biggest beard in the Dabelverse. Biggest beard in the dabel verse. Full beard. It's a biggest beard in the dabble verse.

Oh, beard. Full beard. For beard. Full beard. What is going. to happen. Beard in the tabl. Oh, I didn't do that right.

Hold on. Happens to the best of us. Oh, beard. Full beard, biggest beard in the dabble verse. There we go. I knew it. So there's a

photo of my wife. Now, the joke here, the reason why John's cracking up. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. The reason why he's cranky up laughing is because John's saying that I'm a homosexual.

What John is saying here is that I'm a gay man. And how funny would that be if I was into the same sex, if that was my sexual preference was other men? Could you imagine, imagine if you had offspring that were gay? Could you even picture that? Like, let's say you had three kids and two of them turned out to be gay. Would that be the funniest thing ever that's something that you could like make fun of a person for forever, right?

Oh, yeah. Because that's wild. John thinks it's hilarious that I'm a gay person. Also, this is a photo of Jen dressed up as John at Chrissy Mayer's 22 content house. And whoever did this for him, the only change they made is they changed out the cease and desist letter that she's holding up. And now it says Lady Kay's beard. But she's still got the cockroaches out of her shirt and the gross finger that she's pointing. I don't think John noticed.

That's the photo that John decided. to choose for this. I knew it. My production had gotten better, though. You must admit. Oh, shit. I wasn't even trying to set that up. My production's gotten better.

You must admit. Good stuff, John. You're killing it. Oh, I think so. Hi, I'm Lady Kay's beard. Yes. I was there in that picture. There was actually Anthony Coombe in that picture.

But yes, you were there at the content. that house with us. And look at where you are. Look at where you're now hanging out with Stuttering John on Valentine's Day with his Duke of Definitions bit. Watching Kiki's amazing here because she doesn't know when to laugh. She doesn't know what the joke is supposed to be. So she has to have her face kind of at the ready to laugh.

And she just ends up holding it there for long periods of time and then laughing at the wrong place. It's a lot of work. It's exhausting. When I was watching this the other night, I was like, this has to be exhausting. And at one point, John does white noise, and he just shows a photo of Anthony and Missy. And I was just like, I don't get it.

She's not, you know, she's like, I'm trying to mend that fence. What are we doing? Why are you bringing that up? She doesn't pick up on everything, but she did pick up on later in this episode how, oh, John thinks this is a date because it's Valentine's Day. And she shouldn't have said yes, because it led him on. And any of his attempts to like, she was very clear. clear about like and it was like being with like a senior citizen or like a grandpa who thinks it's a date and you have to like kind of just pad and move on from.

And I will say that this was my date night. So I appreciate the Duke coming back to YouTube because Jen and I, we sat up and watched the Duke of Definitions and left at John. Not with him. At John the entire time. It was almost too much fun. All right. Fast forward to that was Saturday night. Fast forward to Monday night.

And John shows up on the BYV podcast hosted by Quadfather. And Quadfather did a thing here. He's trying to get a viral moment. He's very good at this. Get some people who are at odds with each other from the dabalvers on the same show. And watch the magic. Watch the fireworks. And so John's on the show and Tuky shows up.

Tuky's coming in hot. He starts saying, I'm a friend. to map me. And no offense. I'm a stutterer growing up in North Massachusetts v. Long Island. Hey, drunkie. Let's go. When are we going to box? Hey. Father a pussy boy, when are we doing this? Come to Hackamania, pussy boy. Oh, wait, that's your kid. You're the father of pussy boy. Let's do it. All right. Quiet. I'm not going to let's ever talk to your kid about how cervical cancer killed zero percent of men? That is true. That's a fact. That's a fact, Jack. Let's go.

Put the boy. Pay Tabor the 7800. You owe Tapper 7800. Pay your boat. Your mom should not. What? Apologize to John. I will not apologize.

How dare you? Okay. So John's being confronted with all of these things about his trans son and the fact that he allegedly owes his attorney money who's decided to no longer represent him. his lull suit and the fact that he just stopped making payments on a boat that he took out a loan with his mom's name for and so you know, Tiki's throwing all these things out there. And John is shutting down. He has decided like, oh, I'm not going to get into any of these arguments. So he just stops talking.

He just taps out immediately. I am going to fight for the Turner children. We're doing it, John. Anyway, so quiet, was there any other questions you had? He's out of breath from speaking. How's he going to last in a ring? Let's go, John. This comedy is killing me with, this is the funniest thing.

He can't feel pain. He's so drunk. He can't even process what's happening. Tuckie. He's amazing. So Tuky is coming in hot, very funny. Obviously, talking about his. his youngest son Oscar changing his last name to the stepfather's name, Turner,

bring up a lot of things that are hurtful to John that we know bother him. And John is like, oh, that's so funny and just shutting down completely. Do you guys recall when John ambushed one Shulie Agar at a serious XM event in L.A.? And John was drunk and he goes, don't you think it's funny that the guy who coined jumped the shark now works on a show that jumped the shark and what did she'll he do didn't respond what a pussy coward shulay run away

run away why couldn't he address that yes he put that music in and everything he's called out shooley for that for years for doing that and now Tuki, who, let's remind everyone, John wants to box. He offered Tuki 500 bucks to fight him in Las Vegas, and we're all there for Hackamania, April 10th through the 12th.

Hackamania.com for tickets, promo code WATP, save 10% off, be there for it. He offered Tuki $500 to fight him, and the reason is, is because in Atlantic City a couple of years ago, Rocco got a question in about whether, his daughter's ever creeped in his face, or his son, I'm sorry, he's ever crept in his face. And that was so offensive to John and so hurtful to his family, he's like, I'm going to beat this guy up.

But John is constantly bluffing. So John's like, I'll fight you. And Rocco goes, yeah, all right, I'll do that. And then Patrick Melton gets involved. He goes, yeah, I'll fly you out, I'll put you up, 10,000 bucks, whatever you need. And then John goes, I'm not doing this for 10,000 bucks. You'll make too much money off me.

So Petra Memento goes, I'll give you $100,000. I promise you, come out here, fight, Tuki, $100,000. And so John's bluff has been called. And the fact that he was fighting for the honor of his kid and his family who don't talk to him and want nothing to do with them, that whole thing's out the window because now Tuki comes in and says way more offensive things to him over and over again. And now John is just like ignoring it and shutting down and pretending like it's not happening. I want to fight him at Haccomania. We gave him a much better deal than his stupid deal.

And he's pushing out. It's amazing how funny this is. We offered you 100,000 and you still won't do it. This is amazing. Amazing. Let's go. Let's go, Mr. Turner. We're doing it.

Oh, he's got boxing gloves. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Oh, so fast. Amazing. this guy is not going to talk to me talk to me so john's angle now is like oh you're not you're so funny wow this is so funny i think he's trying to be funny i think he's like saying yeah let's fucking go motherfucker you could do you take offense to this stuff you're so upset you're

gonna pay me to fight me how about i triple down quadruple down you still want to fight and now john's all of a sudden just like oh you're so funny yeah like i give a shit well what do i care He's doing what a scared liar does. He's just repeating himself and doesn't know what else to say. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing how everything has changed all of a sudden. All of a sudden, this doesn't bother John at all.

He's Teflon. He's just like, call me Mr. Turner. All you want. Tuky doesn't bother me one bit. Where would you ever get the impression that this kind of thing bothered him? That one video, a seven-second video that was put out, Jasmine wanted to fight Tuckie ever since. But now all of a sudden he doesn't give a shit.

And it's amazing that... John is the victor in all of us. Is that how you got, Tugie? You already punched yourself out. I punched myself out. Oh, was that two minutes? I need a two minute rest. No, he didn't make it two minutes.

I don't think you made it two minutes. Telling you that altitude is. It is. God damn it, your show sucks. You suck. The judge just owned Tuki, live on air. He had nothing.

That's all you had. Tuki. That's Christ. All right. So now they're gassing up John here. Yeah. And this whole idea where it's like, this show sucks. Yes, quantified.

This show sucks. Like you had Tucci and John and you let John get away with just doing nothing. John was on his show all week for months now. Just going, oh, Rocko, wait until I get you in the ring. YouTube's terms of service. I'm going to beat the crap. I'm not going to go out in the first round. No head gear for us.

We're going to fight. I can't believe you would say all this stuff. And then Tuki's like, hey, I'm here, motherfucker. sucker, are we fighting or what? And John just... You clamped up. Just take my ball and go home. And all of them went along with John.

Like, oh, wow, that was great mood, John. That was good stuff. Real compelling content. Thank God those three other guys were there to grunt and breathe. Dude, this show does absolutely suck. Like, Quadfather has no idea how to run an entertaining show. He actually finally got the two guys together that we want to see go at it to have a big buildup for hackamania and he lets John just sabotage the show and completely ruin it.

And so John is letting everyone know that you can say anything you want about his family. Now he doesn't care anymore. You think I gave him about anything he's saying. It's interesting. You know, I mentioned this before, but one of John's buddies showed up to the AC event. And he showed me his phone with the text messages from John. One of the things he showed me is highly illegal. But the other thing he showed me was John.

discovering that his son had changed his last name and he learned about that from the dabbleverse and how hurtful that was for him and now that no one is afraid of him and we're all calling him out now he's no longer tough guy john he's like i don't give a shit do you think i care about that it's the only thing you've ever cared about is your family and their honor and the kids it's always ever talked about and then as soon as just like we'll pay you money to come fight he's like i don't give a shit wow that changed break change on a dime that's how tough i am yes it's amazing how that that works and of course quad father is breaking this down masterfully i i say john for the win big time on that one man that

was brutal i have to agree so far round one has gone to john now i think this thing could really kick off you are going to hack a minute but now they're going to send the link to every person and i i i won't bring anyone else up okay so then john's been concerned is that all of a sudden we're going to get Cardiff coming into the chat. And not that I run from a fight. I've never run from a fight, but please don't. I just, I can't understand this mentality.

Where you have these two guys who are supposed to fight at this event. And John's the one who challenged Tuki. Tugie's not looking to fight people. But John challenged him and he accepted. So then at the press conference, they're like, I'm going to mop the floor with you, you loser. wait to you see what I'm going to do. And the guy goes, I don't know.

I don't know about that. Yeah. Imagine the way in. Yeah, it's like you're not pumping up the, we're not going to get paper for you sales with that kind of attitude. I thought you wanted to fight this guy, you idiot. Does John know that's a puppet? Does he know it's a puppet?

No. It's so funny. So then Tuki leaves and they'll talk about how John was the winner in this exchange. And so Tucci comes back again. I mean, Quatt, know that when you sent that to him, you know, You know, he'll post it on Twitter, I'm sure. Oh, I didn't post it anywhere.

Quad was the one who set this up, stupid. You think he's your friend like every other idiot. All your friends end up talking to Tuki. You know that, right? You could say nothing, John, but you have nothing to say. You're lonely. You have no friends. You tell everyone everything.

Oh, too. Who's your inside source? We never reveal our spies, but they say that John is so, drunk every night that he doesn't even remember talking to them the next day. Is that true? You know, it has your time to... Hold on.

Hold on. I'll defend John on that. Okay. That's what John's needs. Someone to defend him on his alcoholism. That's the stance that Quad's going to take. Listen, John's not that big of a drunk.

That would have been the time where Quads are like, John, do you have any response? Right. Yes. Say what you will about his kids and family. Do not. talk about his alcoholism. That's where I have to defend him. So listen to how Quad defends John. I don't know this is a great defense for him.

Me and him talked, you were pretty lit up the other night when we talked late on Saturday night, I think it was. That's shocking. He absolutely remembered everything we talked about today when I talked about. Thank you very much, Clark. Wow, what a feat. Take a bow, Dr. I'm just saying. I'm just telling you what my spies tell me. And my spies have been dead on because John just reacts to every spy alert or spy report.

Sorry, I forget my own bit. I stole it. John, you stroking out. Let's not forget that John is the king of the ambush interview. This is what he did with celebrities. And John has become Billy Crystal. John is now the guy. It's like, hey, motherfucker, I'm here.

You didn't know I was going to be here. What's up? And then he's just like, oh, I'm not talking to you. I got to, I'm not. And he didn't leave the stream. So that's his big victories. And he sat there and went, oh, who cares? Quad's defense.

We just, tell the phone the other night. John was wasted. They remember what we talked about? Yep. All right. Well, good call. And he's fine. This is great.

Tuki explains why John reveals all of his secrets that eventually come out and we know all this stuff about him. This is exhausting. Take a sip. a sip. You got the shakes. Take a sip. This is exhausting, Guad. I know, existing, right? It's very hard. That loneliness,

John, loneliness. That's all it is. We understand why you can't leave us. It's the loneliness, and we benefit from it because you can't help but find any... How you're doing, all right? I'm doing, hey, listen, I'm doing great.

You think Quad is your friend. Quad, set you up. He's another one. No one who doesn't like you. No one respects you, John. Green bully. How dare you, Tooky. This is incredible.

For Tuki to tell John, none of your friends are your friends. We hear all this information back. Maybe Vegas beer sales jailer, though he told me some shit when I was hanging out with him at Hacomedia last year. Like, all these people reveal this stuff. And John thinks he's got these close confidants that he can reveal things to. And they're not, they don't like him. He's annoying.

They don't respect him at all. And so even Quadfather, who John thinks is his buddy again, was the one who sent Tuki the link. I said, hey, I got shot out to show you want to come in and cause some havoc here. And John's got nothing. He's got no response to this. It's overwhelming for him. Like, imagine you find out, like, everything you do that you think you're doing well in life

is not going well, and we all know it. It's like, ugh. And he's shitting his pants again. Right. What do we do about that? It's funny you say that. Check out this. This is from Tuesday's show.

This dabble verse is, there's no movements. It's only bowel movements. Correct. Your bowel movements, John. So he's wearing the same t-shirt as Monday. Oh, no, you know what? This was Monday's show.

After he was on Tuki show, he went on his show. Oh, it did the rebuttal. Yes, it did the rebuttal. That's where he shines when there isn't someone else talking to him there. Oh, and you can tell this didn't affect him at all because you're still talking about it last night.

Oh, they talked about it ad nauseum last night. Yeah. Jim and Ava. So, okay, so this is, I think, maybe the funniest thing that Tuky said. Now, Tuky's trying to be mean and hurtful. That's kind of his goal with all of this. And this is pretty funny off the cup. You went up to him and said something nasty in real life. You didn't really give him a chance, I believe. Just sit there like a drunken doll. That's it. I mean, you got something to get off your chest. I'm sure. He's never been on the screen. Oh, ask his kid what she had to get off her chest.

All of it. Aca, haka. That's nasty. All right. So that's a pretty good joke. You got to admit. That makes for some pretty compelling content if John would react to it. Like, he always does.

But now he's actually facing a guy who's quick-witted and knows a lot about him. John's got nothing to say. So Quadfather jumps and he's just like, why are you being so nasty about this guy's family and his kids? But okay, did John not make a good point the other day? Like, why did we ever decide to go after kids? Why did that ever have to become a thing? Because it hurts him. It hurts him so.

He's so right. John put it out there. He's like, this is my kryptonite. This is a thing that really pisses me off when you talk about my kids. And so people went, oh, I want to piss this guy off. I'm going to talk about his kids. It's like Keanu with the piss thing. It's like, never talk about.

Never tell people. That really pisses her off. Multiple ways. Never tell people what bothers you so much because they're going to use that against you. You fool. And I love that Duky just goes, because it bothers them. What do you mean? Of course, that's why I'm doing it.

It's pretty obvious. Yeah. And I'm not getting a reaction, which is hilarious because it proves it's all been a lie. It proves that for all this time, John's like fighting for his family and their honor. And this is the only thing's important to me. I'm the greatest day in the world. And I stand up for my kids. and then it's like, hey, motherfucker, you know, Mr. Turner and all the different things he said,

and John's got nothing. I'm like, I don't care. So he's not tough or loving. Right. I think that's what we've learned. He was hiding behind his kids. He was using them the way he's accusing Tuki of using them to hurt him. Yes.

So this was happening Monday night at the same time. Tuckie's on a show. A new show is Cardiff and Blind Mike, the unnamed show or banter boys. Who knows? Who knows what it's called? It's great show. Great job. And so they're on there, chatting about Tuki doing this while they're doing their show.

You're going to lie about me. I'm going to tell the truth, Quad. You set all this up. I'm doing a show on another channel and you wanted me to come here. So here I am. Hey, what are you doing? Very important. It's called your boys type show. Yeah, not even a plug, Tuki?

Yeah, I didn't even pick the plug my own show. All the eyes are on. Stuttering John on BYV and not a plug? Oh, Electric Shock OJ would have been trending nationwide. Is there worth playing the rest of your appearance? I thought that was so funny. The thing is like, I'm on a very important show right now. I came over for this.

It's like, how do you not plug it? The show they do just on their Patreon that they want to, you know, first episode ever. They're trying to get people into it. Third guy blind is that what they ended up going with? That's a funny name. They also had Blindfeld was one that they were kicking around. But yeah, third guy blind is funny. I mean, he doesn't react.

He just sits there. He doesn't hear you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he played it right. He played it right. Finally.

But he didn't leave. I'll give him that. Yeah. I don't know if that's right, but it's a way that he can spin it to be like, oh, he was unfunny or whatever. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I get it. Well, that's, I thought I was just going to say some mean things and he was going to jump right off and that was going to be it. Hack a hack of him out. But, but quad, quad had me waiting backstage for forever. and I finally wrote fucking today

and then I'm looking away and I look at the screen and all of a sudden Tuki's there and I was like oh shit I'm on well you did have to have boxing gloves on so it takes time

yeah I think it's some fun lines how are the Turner children whatever this is mean just mean you are whatever should we watch it or no

you tell us you were there I mean yeah you can still watch it all right so they go in and watch it we were just watching a little bit but I just thought that was funny if like the thought process

behind the scenes as they were as that was all going down and then later that night as we mentioned John goes back up on his stream. He already done a stream earlier now he's back up for another stream because he's got to explain to us and it's funny how this evolved over time because

he didn't realize that he got a big W from Ava and the rest of the people who are blowing smoke up his ass so first he has to act like he didn't care about what just happened. I don't even give a shit of quad fucking sent the fucking Rocco Barrow to link and

I don't care anymore. That's why I leave. I don't care. Just like, here we go. Bring up, you know, nonsense. He goes, I don't care about this anymore. Bring up nonsense. None of it's true.

It doesn't bother me at all. and I'm not even mad at Quadfather. Fast forward the next night, he's no longer talking to Quadfather. He played a voicemail that Quad left him on the show to Out of him. He was like, I don't think I should play this, but there it is. The thing that John is so upset about playing a voicemail, playing an illegally recorded taping of someone,

John has no problem with it with Quadfather. And this whole pivot of like, I don't care about my family or being disrespected is so wild that, thank God, Ava comes on to correct him and let him know what really happened so that he could feel better about it. John, the consensus is in. You won. Like, you've smoked tokey. Like, if you just, it was fascinating. You just sat there, just let him go.

And then after like 10 seconds, he had nothing to say. Like, yeah, he had like all these, like, he tried to blast out the hit. Then everyone in the chat was like, stuttering John wins. And it's not like everyone's always so favorable to you in the chat. and then he comes back and then he just flames out again. You stood there and whipped his ass, but dude, and I didn't have to really do anything home. No, you smirked at him.

You're like, right, go ahead. And he had nothing. Oh, get all happy, John just got. He's so thrilled. He's like, I, wait, you're saying I beat. And everyone else was saying that too? I'm the winner in this exchange. He didn't know what to do with his hands.

He was so excited. He's like, wow. Is that really true? I'm the winner? So he thinks that he won by not reacting. And that was the answer all along. That was the reason why the devilverse exists is because of him reacting and overreacting. And if he had not reacted to WATP, this wouldn't have started.

That's right. And so it took him 60 years to finally realize what if I just don't say anything back? And he's saying the most hurtful things possible to me. then maybe he would look like he's the monster. I'm confused about one thing. He says, that's why I leave because I don't care. Right.

Then why does he keep coming back? Because he needs the money. Because he's poor. But he won't say that. No, of course not. I'm having fun. I'm a broadcaster's what I do. I'm an entertainer, Chris.

I need to entertain the people. He says shit like that. Oh, like scorch. I get it. He's very much like scourge. So this is crazy because if it took John 60 years to realize it not reacting, was the way to win, then he's retarded.

Or just the eight years since we've been covering him. It took him all this time. And I don't believe that's the case. I think he was just overwhelmed, didn't know how to respond to what Tuki was saying. And so just shut down. Just had no idea what to do with any of that. And of course, Ava who I think is playing, John, it's pretty clear. Because Ava spent this whole episode Monday night telling him how great he did.

They come back on again last night and reiterate all that stuff over. over and over again. This show is unlistenable when it's John and Abba. It's unclippable. It's unlistenable. It's the same. You were so great. Oh, I know.

Wasn't I great? Oh, my gosh. You didn't know what to do. You're killing it. It was so awesome. Then they finally get into this discussion of like, did you know, Patrick Milton is offering you $100,000?

And John's like, really? And I was like, that's a lot of money. John's like, yeah, it is a lot of money. So then they get Vegas beer sales on the phone. He comes on the show. And he's explaining like, yeah, yeah, what he did is he said, $100,000 if you take him out in the first round and then $20,000 less for each round after that. So knock on the second round, it's $80,000, third round, $60,000 on and then.

And John's going, I'll definitely knock him out in the first round. So Vegas beer sales is just like, yeah, well, then you should probably say yes to this. And so, of course, in typical John fashion, as he's talking through this with those two, the terms start evolving. Yeah. Well, I would need the money up front. He has to pay me $100,000 now, and I'm good for it. I'll give it back.

You know, right now on the third. I'll give him $40,000 back and all this shit. So, I don't know. I think that, I think he does care about what happened. I think he does want to still fight Rocco, but he never will. He'll never show up. He got humiliated again. He tried to stiff the priest that married him and his wife.

Remember that? He's good for it. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Well, also, I mean, Monday after the show, he goes right back to doxing Cardiff for some reason. So the audio's not to say. So here is the picture of potato.

And there is, there's the potato. Big fat fuck. And this is read. Take it down, Carl. Take it down. This is not fake. This is the potato. John is so stupid.

He's still, he still thinks this is Cardiff. We wouldn't be showing this at our shows if that was Carb. Cardiff, you idiot. It's not Cardiff. But I think Vegas beer sales like, no, no, no, I'm positive. I'm positive on this one. This is your guy. And John can't wait to Docs because he's a villain. So that's what he does. I had Bacon Bits 64,

sending him a few song parodies for Stuttering, like I said, today is the return of the song parody. I'm WATP. Let's see what we think about this one. Drunk sat alone on his YouTube show Utterly talentless as we all know Drunk gives shit to fill his pajamas Cats have been eaten by the passing piranhas

He's drunk, he's drunk What's in his head He's drunk, he's drunk, he's drunk, soon he'll be dead Drunk lingered last in line For fame in the bit He got it still drives us all insane. Carios and rolls that didn't land.

No one believes his drunk was ever in a real band. He's drunk, he's drunk, what's in his head. All right. He also sent in one that was blackout drunk to the song Black Hole Sun, Soundgarden. That's fun. That could work. I need a little work on the production value, but I appreciate that.

I like his dual boom box way of recording. Yeah. I press play here. I sing over here. Yeah. It works. old school. It's fun. And you're ready for, uh, you know, us, us guys are having a lot of fun, but it's time to get some ladies in here. I'm talking about Megan, I review girl. What's up,

Megan? Hello, hello. And of course, Annie is with us as well. What's going on, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello to you. The reason why I brought you in in an abnormal way. Now, normally I would set up Megan's game and then we come back and boom, there we all are, ready to play it. But, uh, Megan sent me something. We didn't do an Opie segment today. And Adam, you inform me that since Alex Stein was on last Wednesday, Opie has not been streaming at all. No.

What's that all about? He's been keeping his channel active by posting older stuff like he normally does and a lot of it, but he hasn't done a show. I had a quick little correspondence with him where I offered to be a co-host. He asked me if he says, is this you? And he showed me a report that I had, I'm the devil of the dabble verse. I had tricked Ron

and I pretended to be Anthony. He's like, is that you? I explained to him I wasn't all of those things that I never heard back. And he hasn't done a show. Did you scare Opie away from us, Adam? I think a lot of things did. I don't think I helped.

Well, I don't know if this is going to help anything, but this is from Annie's YouTube channel. Oh, okay. The last big thing is last week, there was an emergency episode for Opie. he apparently basically fired Ron, Ron, his co-host. And here is my public reaching out on behalf of me and Megan. Yes, Megan, I'm dragging you into this.

Ron, would you like to do an interview for WATP? That sounds cool. We could set that up. You know, let me know. That sounds like it'd be really fun. I'm sure we could get your side. But that's... It's out there.

Love it. It's out there, Ron. We're looking for you. It's out there. interview with the ladies of WATP. I think he would enjoy that. I think he would. I think that's a good invitation that he will think about.

All right. So we're going to play Isid Gay? This is the game that Megan puts together for us each Wednesday. And normally we play the Stinger that we have for, which I love. Because it's like the weird science song that Scorch uses. But Dame Taft decided to put together. a new theme song for this show. Hey, is it gay?

That's the trick of the game. You ask Megan, show us that ass. Is it gay cool? So ridiculous. He always chooses songs are way out of his rage. Yeah, I love it. It's fun.

All right. You know how to play the game. We're going to listen to Aaron Himmel and say some dumb shit. And then we've got to figure out if he thinks that dumb shit is, gay or not round one. That's all they're doing is rubbing. How do you do curling? Now, how do you brush the curling eyes?

Like this? Yeah. Or is it? Like that? Well, they do it sideways, some of them. Like that? Is that how you do the curling? Imagine in your hand, you have a salt shaker.

Okay. Yeah. Yep. And you're trying to eat some salt out of it, but you can't. can't because it's empty so you try to shake it out of there yeah kind of like that okay all right i understand it now i get i get what you're trying to say looks like he has some experience doing that chris he's chucking it hard of that guy if you're watching this on video was that gay

oh i'm car just just what we just watched was that gay adam yeah car carl that was that really gay. Chris. Pretty gay. Annie. Very gay. How gay was it? Boy, if you're only listening to this on audio,

you're a missing out. You are missing out. Oh, come on. Aaron. What a mystery. Because he didn't do it. Because he's the one who did it. That's why I don't think we got the pleasure of him declaring that gay.

Well, we all, but we were right. We all missed on that once about round two. Can you explain this to the American people? Why are you? Why is this Japanese? God damn it. Why do you send me Jap? Jesus.

Oh, my God. That just came out of me, didn't it? Holy fuck. That was very, uh, yeah. I could have just said Japanese. It wouldn't have taken me that much longer to say it that way. But here I, I just, I just said, My God, I'm sorry.

Anyway, let's get back to this japshit that somebody sent us. I don't want to translate. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. So you just put the 50,000 Dow meme in Japanese. Guys, you should know this by now. Is anime gay? Annie? Oh, yeah, it's gay.

No. Carl. I know what you mean. Chris, but I have to go gay on this one. Adam. That's gay now. I got to be real with you. Anime is gay.

Yes. All right? Yes, it is. He couldn't resist. He couldn't resist on that one. All right. Round three. Some of us are on the board.

What's the domestic abuse rate amongst these slap committee guys? You're probably good at it. I mean, I'm just kidding. They're all from a Muslim country. They don't have rules against domestic abuse. Slapping your wife is considered training for these guys. Oh, is that it? Yeah, I think that's my cutoff for it.

Yeah. Is this sport in Pakistan called Slap Kabuki gay, Adam? Yeah. Carl. I know slap bucaki is definitely gay, but I'm going to say this one. I'm going to go not gay with this one. Chris.

Not gay. Annie. Not gay. All right. Adam's the only gay. Been there. Boy, for a country that's outlawed homosexuality. This really is gay as fuck.

Adam gets the point. He pulls away. Jesus Christ. Of course it is. What was I thinking? round four. So she has Jackie Martling on. Now, Jackie Martling can't do shit for anyone,

but she sees guy who used to be on the Howard Stern show, and her mouth is wide open. Oh, you went to Epstein? Oh, God, that's so awesome. It's not awesome, Chrissy. Again, he went to the devil's house, and he dined with the devil. Is that fucking awesome?

Would you want your little daughter to go to Jeffrey Epstein's house and have dinner? Would that be so fucking cool? Again, she's a larker in this whole politics thing, but she doesn't have any real hardcore beliefs. She used to be a liberal feminist before that. She's a phony who does it all for views. And maybe I'm the asshole because I actually believe in the shit I believe. Is it gay to believe in the shit you believe in?

Annie? It sounds gay. Yes. gay. Chris. Not gay. Carl. I think it's gay.

Adam. I'm so angry I can't even think straight. I'm going gay. Do you have a comment about what we just saw it? I can't. It will be here all day. Okay. Motherfucker.

Maybe that makes me a little fucking cuckoo. Oh. But when it comes to... I think Chris just got a point on that one. I'm on the board. Okay. Well, we have round five coming up. What is the current score right now, producer Chris?

All right. A.B. is leading with two. The rest of us have one. Jesus. We're getting our asses, cack. This is embarrassing. All right. Here's round five worth a point.

And then we have our final round worth three points. Anyone's game? Am I in a safe space? Oh, absolutely. I always want to hold those crowns. See, because they're heavier than they look. Sure. Like, you're looking at that,

and you're thinking like a tiara, right? Like a plastic kind of tiara thing. Those are big metal crowns and they're heavy. What I'm trying to say is I just want to feel pretty. Yeah. You know you're going to try it on too. Is it gay to hold a pageant crown and not try it on? Oh.

Adam. No? It's lost off confidence. Carl. think it's gay chris gay gay Annie

uh it's I don't know not gay oh dude if you hold that crown and you don't try it on I'm gonna call you gay you know yes so does that count yes okay

I see what you're saying no I think that's uh I think that's gay all right all right so what is our scores going into three way tie with two points and Annie with one. Okay. Still anyone's game. Of course, the final round is not just,

is it gay? We're going to get multiple choice on what Aaron's going to say next. Queer. Fisler. Eminent. Ethan Van Schuyver yesterday. He does this gay thing where he just draws cartoons. Can't be bothered to release any of them.

Can't be bothered to release the books. This is the guy that took all that money from his fans and they're now asking him for refunds because he's like five years late with the comic books but he can sit here and do doodles on a desk with his phone filming it streaming it for people is a retarded donkey biting a lady and the lady turns trans and then i don't know we'll probably turn into a gay unicorn too i don't know i mean what kind of trauma did eithen van sriver go through to be drawing unicorns at an advanced age is it one One, father beating.

Two, PDF file shit. Or three, Uncle Touching. Annie, what do you think? What was the first option? The first option was father beating. Oh, Uncle shit. Chris. I was going to say Uncle touching, yes.

Carl. I'm going to PDF because it seems like that's what low-eye here. people do is accused everyone to be in a pedophile. True. Adam. Yeah, it's a real Sophie's choice for me, but I am going to go with two PDF file. All right.

To do this at an advanced age, this is like an uncle touching. This is some kind of damn thing. Big comeback for producer, Chris. You actually won the game. I did. With that, because Annie was trying to get a comeback. Congratulations on that. Yeah, Aaron's trying to start a fight now with,

He didn't on Skype or I don't know how while that's working. But I think it's because Melton and me and Moody and Tuki aren't paying as much attention to him. So he's like, well, who else will yell at me? Gosh, you take a week off and he's already beefing with other people. Yeah, I know, right? He's already trying to find new fights to fight, which is very funny. I feel like we should be jealous. Right?

Right. Come on, Aaron. You guys ready to play a little opier burr game? Let's do it. This is pretty self-explanatory, but basically what we're going to hear, is our buddy Simon reading a quote. We got to figure out if Opie said it or Bill Burr said it. Sounds like it'd be easy, right?

One's a super successful, funny comic. The other one's a loser or murder his family. And now they're indivisible. And now you can't tell him out. Tell what part. I don't know how he doesn't walk without a limp. No, I don't get it. He looks to form.

He looks like he has a club foot. Hello and welcome to another game of Opio Burr. I'm going to read you. quote. It's probably going to be silly, and you'll try to figure out who said it. Is that right? Never mind. Here's the first one. You know what I do? I just start commenting. Whenever I hear, when someone is having that babbling conversation really loud on the sidewalk, I just comment like I'm part of the call. And they look at you like, Ech, God, who are you? And I'm like, how about you turn down your stupid phone?

Let's register those votes. registered. Anna, what do you think? Oh, that's Opie. Producer Chris? Opie. Annie. I'm pretty confident this Opie.

Megan. Opie. I feel the same way. That seems like such an Opie thing to do. He used the word babble, which is very much an Opie thing. And he is walking the streets in New York all the time, which is why it might be Bill Burr.

I'm going to Opie too. And here's the answer. You know what I do? I just start commenting. Whatever I hear, When someone is having that babbling conversation really loud on the sidewalk, I just comment like, I'm part of the call. And they look at you like, oh, God, who are you? I'm like, well, how about you turn down your stupid foe?

Opie, Unleashed! Let's play round two. Here's our next perpetrator. Where am I showing my anger? Where is my anger? Are you talking about stuff that might have happened 10, 15, 20 years ago? Are you doing that? Let's register those votes.

I think this is Opie. What do you think, producer, Chris? Yeah, I think it's a misdirect with the anger thing, so I went Opie. Megan? I'm going to go Burr. Annie, what do you think? I think it's Opie. Adam?

Yeah, the 15, 20 years ago, talk. That's Opie. Okay. Let's find out. Here's the answer. Where am I show is? my anger. Where's my anger? Are you talking about stuff that might have happened

10, 15, 20 years ago? Are you doing that? Yes. So are you. Let's hear our contestant for round three. I've gotten off social media. Can't you tell? It's really affected my mood in a positive way. Let's register those votes. All right. Megan, what do you think? Burr. Okay.

Annie, who do you got? I think it's per. I also think it's Billy Burr, Adam. Bill Burr. Bruce or Chris? We all went per. All right, let's go. Here's the answer.

I've gotten off social media. Can't you tell? It's really affected my mood in a positive way. He said maniacally. Let's see who's in round four, allegedly. But since I did that, I watched two things with black people in it. I now have a thing, Matt King Cole. They got, she's got a habit up here, something about Richard Pryor.

But I've also got better call Saul. You know what I mean? Let's register those votes. Whoa. I don't know what was going on there. Adam, what do you think was going on there? Who said that? There's a lot of misdirection.

I don't know. I'm going to go with Bill Burr. What do you think, producer, Chris? I went Burr. I'm going to go Opie on this one. Annie? I think it's Burr. Megan.

I'll go Opie too. Thank you. A little solidarity. Come on, Opie. Here's the answer. But since I did that, I watch two things with black people in it. I now have a thing, Nat King Cole, they got, she's got to have it up here, something about Richard Pryor.

But I also got Better Call Saul. You know what I mean? Better Call Saul is for white people. Time for round five. This might shock a lot of people. I'm not a fan of the transgender's in general. But let's register those votes. Okay.

Jesus. Where am I starting? Producer Cross, what do you got? I went Opie. Annie. Opie. I'm going Opie, Megan. I'll go Opie.

Adam? Going Opie. All right. This is our final round. What's the score right now? Whoever's got it now is going to win. Adam, Annie, and myself with four. Wow.

You got three. Megan's got two. She's the worst. She's the best. Are you playing the home game by he sends you to practice? No. Obviously not. All right.

Here you go. This might shock a lot of people. I'm not a fan of the transgenders in general. But, no, too late. Prizes will be sent to this week's winner by the accounting firm Ernst and Young. This is Simon from the worst ever podcast. See ya. See ya.

Simon. Thank you very much for another fantastic game. Love the opi or burr game. It's got to be a lot of work to put together. All right. Do we have any new Spotify comments, Megan? We do. We had a lot of Jim and Them fans comments.

Nice. That's awesome. I'm glad to hear that. So they're here. They are watching. They are enjoying the show. Jim and them got added to Hackamania. If you go to Hackamania, there's actually a lineup now on the website.

Shows you all the things that are happening. There's things happening all three days this year. And so Jim and Them is the podcast Friday. night before the comedy show, which is very exciting. Talks us and Corey Feldman. Anyway, sorry. No bingo this year. No bingo. No bingo. All right. This is from Jess Zilla. This episode has inspired me to buy a shirt that says wolf pack on the front and monster truck on the back, then go to a convention that Corey Feldman has a booth at, not interact with him, but walk by his booth a few times while wearing the shirt just to see how long it takes for me to get kicked out.

That's very funny. There's a whole lore. I looked it up today. There's a whole lore. If you look up Corey Feldman Wolfpack, there's a pretty interesting story of what that's all about. Yeah. Basically, in current me if I'm wrong, Megan, but Corey thinks there's a cabal that's out to get him

that are like part of the pedophiles of Hollywood. who tried to shut down his speech because he's trying to out them and they're called the Wolfpack and they've tried to murder him on a few different occasions. Yeah. And they try to shut down his documentary and take the server offline. The Wolfpack is up to very nefarious things.

And then is it truly, he now thinks that Jim and them are part of the Wolfpack? I didn't get that far into it. I don't know either. But, you know, Corey Feldman is definitely more dangerous than Jeffrey Epstein. So. Yeah, that's the one we got to take out.

Right. All right. We have one from a shenanagai. Happy 700. Hey, thank you. We did 700 episodes. Are we going to put it on YouTube? Yes, I need to put it up on YouTube.

Great. I have a lot of work to do. And then let me find one more. I'll do another one, another wolf pack one, since there were there were a few wolf pack filth pig here found you guys through my beloved Jim and Them podcast going through the archives and loving the content you guys rule Jim and them rules I can't wait to see what Carl and him do in the future oh that's awesome glad to hear that I'm glad people are finding us through Jim and them we'll definitely have Jim back on the show

and we're looking forward to hanging in with him in Vegas he was great yeah he knows his stuff that's for sure All right, Megan, do you have to get to bail on us? Yep, I'm going to head out. So it was great to play again with you guys, and can't wait to be back on soon. Great job on the game. As always, Megan, good to see you. All right. Bye.

Bye. Annie, do we have any new reviews? Yeah, we have one coming in from Missy Princess. Three days ago saying Valentine's Day. Carl, you are a horrible person, not taking your wife out on a lovely Valentine's Valentine's meal and paying triple the price. And don't get me started on this so-called podcast. It's gone downhill since you can't find Woke Dad.

Come on, do better. All good points. Is that a five-star review? Five. Nice. Imagine going to the reviews page and reading that wouldn't be helpful at all. Well, wait, we never featured Woke Dad on this.

No, I know. It would be helpful enough. Gordy Shumway with $10 Canadians says, Carol, you got to tell Jim in the third episode of WAPE, you reviewed his brother's podcast and you also compared yourself to him as a fan of both shows independently it was surreal.

Is that true? Jim's brother? Was he on that wrestling show where I thought the guy sounded just like me? I have to go back and listen to that. Make a note of that, producer Chris. Didn't you have the podcast about Mountain Dew? My brother did, yes.

Oh, okay. I think he's talking about Jim's brother. That's what I thought he was saying. Because I didn't do the do room. I never reviewed the do room, but what does the do room? What does the Dura mean to you?

That was great. Good times. You guys, hear some voicemails to get out of here? Sounds like it. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll.

Rock and roller. I'm not a Keanu fan. Anybody that would marry Gino is fucking insane. And you guys are kind of simping up a little bit to saying, oh, she's just

she's being led. You think she got tricked into marrying Gino? But anyway, the point of this is to say, her Lucy type box is actually kind of funny. It's okay. Yeah, whatever. Bye. Okay. Good to know.

When I was watching Keanu watch Us watch Keanu, I was making fun of her for the things that she was saying about the cartoons she was reviewing. And her defense was, I'm just working out my Lucy typebox impression. It's a good thing to do live on your show. Oh, yeah.

Work through it with improv. It's not funny. Good stuff. Hey, Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. Love you, love the show. Listening to the Adam Carolla segment. I wanted to say Eric Nagel is always a fun guest. He does a great job and he's thorough.

But Bill tries to tell Adam the reason that he's successful is because he's white and he has white privilege. Adam has told a story before, including him. that episode about how he applied the local fire department and they told him you're not black, we're not hiring so don't expect to call back. And he said it on that episode.

Right. So Bill is a ridiculous idiotic, but we know that Jenny correctly pointed out that he always goes back to himself with everything. So just wanted to add that in there. Thanks for listening. Don't call me back. Yeah, I've gotten a lot of shit for defending Bill Maher. He does say some

wild stuff. It's really dumb. And yeah, he did think the Adam Carolla the reason why he had a network of people that he could stay with when he wasn't allowed to stay in his house after the players is because he's white yeah okay that was dumb the great seamus attempting a phone call oh hoihoi great see pooh that fuck me it didn't get his name right uh take two here we go ohoy hoi hoi great se moose here anyway i was listening to the uh emergency episode with my best friend in the whole world, Adam Bush. Shout out, my best friend in the whole world, Adam Bush. And you kept pausing it so much for a minute there. I thought I had switched over to the

Blind Mike project. Whoa. Shots fired. Pause for laughter. All right. And the other thing that I'm very annoyed about is stuttering John, ripping off the Great Gardini. Can't just do that. Anyway, call me back. We'll do, Grace Emos. Hope to see you at Hackamania again this year. How dare you compare them? The Great Gardini, at least he had a plan. You're saying that the Duke of Definitions and the Duke of the Future wasn't well thought out. No. No, they sucked.

Oh, I thought it was scripted. Hey, Carl, this is Dan Wadsworth from the YouTube Community Guidelines on your appeals agent. Oh, great. So I wanted to address a few things. The three minutes it took me wasn't really three minutes. I had to go to the bathroom. So it'll only take me about two minutes to review a case like yours. I also got some complaints from Tricia Patus and John Melendez

regarding you sexually shaming them as well. So that's under review. We might be extending your timeout in additional seven days. Thank you. Just as I said, John has not gotten late in over 10 years. Said all it takes. He should be ashamed of that. The truth hurts.

Hey, I love you, love this show. First time, long time. I got to tell you, if please clap, the extended stuttering John version doesn't make the board, I'd be disappointed. I think we can all agree. Classic clip. Please, class. It's like the original Chad Dumach.

Okay. Go fuck yourself. Wait, there's John saying please. What was he talking about? No, I thought that was what he kept repeating when he was operating the board on Stephanie Miller. Oh. I didn't pick up on that.

I didn't pick up on that either. Interesting. Carl photographer calling in. Carl Ftogartagher. You don't eat the cookies straight out of the oven. They're too soft. Bro. You got to let them rest.

Maybe not in the refrigerator, but you got to let them rest for a bit. Bro. What are you talking? What? What? Listen, C.P. If I may call you that. Yeah.

Oh, we never talked about resting. Okay, we're talking about the fridge. Mm-hmm. That's out of the fucking question. That's PC to C.P. Right there explaining how this works. I'm not saying to put your mouth in the oven to pull the mouth. That's definitely a bad idea.

But you don't want that chocolate melting in your mouth. When you take that... I'm so hungry right now. Why do we do this show right at dinner time? Anyone talking about the episodes being too long, blah, blah, blah. That's retarded. We want the longer episodes. I got a lot of time to kill out here while I'm driving on my route.

I mean, come on, longer episodes. Let's do it. Love you guys. Bye-bye. Well, it's happening. So whether you want it or not, that's what we're doing, it turns out. This is a plumber calling into the show. Hey, I just wanted to share.

You know, I'm a licensed juryman plumber. in the state of Michigan. Ooh! And you can always just goes to the gentleman who's talking about the podcast going long. Hey, I'm totally fine with podcasts going long.

No big deal. Just fast forward or return to it. But Carl, if you guys really have to pee in or going that long, it's a podcast. Just pause it. And by the magic of the internet and podcasts, you can restart it. But I don't know. Maybe they'll fuck up your flow.

Or you could just have a a large cravat, and you could put it between your legs and whiz like truckers do or plovers. So there's a little tip for you. Keep up the great work. Everyone's doing fantastic. Hugs and kisses. Bye-bye. There was a time when I would pee almost every episode.

I'd pause it. We'd go pee. Come back. We'd go pee. Come on, Chris. I think you're thinking of the pee-pod. To the toilet. Yeah, the peepot is a great show with Kai and Doug.

But we do this live now, sir. Yeah, right. We're live on the internet. People are watching us on YouTube and Rumble right now. So I can't just abandon post. The professionalism. That's right. Why aren't plumbers allowed to use the bathroom?

I was wondering the same. Aren't they in the bathroom? Go with his other suggestion of installing a urinal right underneath your desk. I'm not a plumber. He's got to there, any. It's easy for him to do that. It's got pipe everywhere he goes. I fix my own

So I got a theory for you So we all saw a couple days ago Aaron accidentally Released his phone number on stream But we all know it was on purpose He's stupid and a terrible liar And even worse actor But everyone's like attributing it to like

His humiliation fetish But I don't think that's it I have a theory That Aaron did this on purpose Because he's trying to get hate calls Like angry voicemails So he can say that they are Nick Rakeda and Milton's guys so he can push the HRO through.

All right. He's not really that smart, but he's not dumb enough to say, like, it's impossible. You know what I'm saying? Just think about it. All right. Go fuck yourself out for a while. So the theory is Aaron gave out his phone number in order to get calls and harassment so he can say, I bet it's coming from Nick Ricketa,

who I happen to have an HRO out against. I can't believe that's still dragging out. these HROs against Melton and Riccada. It's ridiculous. Who has a meeting to have a meeting? I guess Minnesota's got other things going on in the state or something. Is that what's happening? Mo Stroke.

Admitted Lady K. You also skip Uncle Rico until John Tant. Carl, the ghoul went on a five-minute rant about how worried he is about your mental health. Yeah, I guess John and Ava are on live right now. Everything Ava says is, I think Ava's in on it. I think Abba's studying John. I think it's that psychology thing that Ava brought up that one time. Right.

The narcissistic personality disorder. Because similar to Vince, just manipulating John so easily. Oh, you won that argument. You crushed him. Too good. Terrible. I'm in the comments said that you killed it. It's like that kind of stuff is what Vince does to John to get him wound up.

And it works because John sucks. That's stupid. Go figure. Well, there you go. There's your dabble verse news. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Nobody can. I'm an asshole. Okay. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit.

I rewatched I Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom. Please clap. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I never gave any plugs today. Adam's looking at me. I'm like, what's Adam thinking right now? I was like, oh, I just realized he's got a true crime. I was Jackie the joke man.

I'd be pissed in there being a meeting. We're going to have a meeting tomorrow, aren't we? You got a true crime show You have to be able to check out. I sure do. It's called The Red Weather with Riders Strong. It is currently number one in fiction and podcasts for IHeartRadio. So please go check it out.

Also, the Patrice O'Neill Benefit will be in New York City at the New York City Center, April 28th, starring Bill Burr. Go catch it. Very cool. And, Annie, people should check out your stream. We were playing a little bit of it earlier today. Yes, thank you. I had a great roundup with FCA Mammy this morning.

And after this episode at 10 Eastern, I'm going to be reviewing the Honey I Shrunk the Kids Survival Game over on my podcast review channel. What's this game? At what's this game on YouTube. Excellent. I'm going to end the stream now. And that's the end of that chapter.