Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep703 - Rat Girls Podcast

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

This week we’re talking about Abigail Jensen. She’s a Hollywood writer and comic with hundreds of thousands of followers on social media and a podcast that apparently no one gives a shit about. And no wonder, she tries to position the “intimacy coordinator” of Heated Rivalry as a creative genius. Gay sex is not, nor will it ever be, a creative art form.  Johnny the Audio Engineer joins us and discovers Lisa Boswell for the first time. Hawkie sends in a new commercial for the “Piss On Me Kiki” doll. Stuttering John is so afraid of Matt Mead he doesn’t know what to do. Defuse the situation? Intimidate Matt? Bring back up? I’ll be shocked if he even shows up to his gig at Rodney’s. We finish up with Net News and your voicemails. Johnny’s crazy social media findings – https://www.patreon.com/cw/JohnnysBrainRotCorner Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's like this, what is the, what is the, National Association of Music Manufacturers. And it's where they, it's basically a whole audio convention for all the new shit coming out this year. But yeah, him and his whole crew were walking around. It was great. I thought it was short for Nambla. I was like, wait, did you go?

Did you fight a war? What are he talking about? It actually, yes. I got to see him open for a limp biscuit over the past summer. It was something else. That must have been something. His band is so fucking bad. Also, we encourage our listeners.

Give us five stars on. podcast or were every review podcast and the shit all over us in the comment section today we'll be reviewing rat girls podcast who's a suggestion from jack rock star we've all listened separately not discussed it with each other beforehand the show hosted by abigail jensen this youtube channel has almost 10,000 subs Abigail jensen claims to be a tv writer and comedian uh her instagram i don't know if you guys checked this out her instagram is 33 000 followers did you know that That is appalling. It's surprising.

That you know, TikTok, it's kind of the same thing. But as on 24,000 followers, if you go on her Instagram, you can see videos like this. When you sit on your partner's face, do not worry, do not stress about putting all of your weight down on them. If you do, that's a okay. And if they suffocate, they're going to die happy. It's terrible advice. What kind of content is that? Who's that for?

What if it's a fucking bullshit right there? Right. Yes. Don't put all of your weight down. Most of you women are fat. Please don't do that. She has the same look, too, of someone you don't want telling you how to do anything. Yeah.

There's things about her that I find quite appalling. So she's a pleasure, positivity, relationship, dating, hot gas, and fun creator. And, boy, does she have some great news for us and interesting tidbits? Today, we are talking about how to deal. with a smelly vagina. And I want to preface this by saying, your vagina probably smells normal. Viginas on their best day,

smell a little musky, smell like a small barn animal or like a wet dog. Oh, God. I hope not. This is not a fun creator. The way she's laughing about that to try and like soften the blow, because those are all things she's thought about herself. And it's like,

well, I can't. I've heard other people get called. So if I use what I have, you know, thought about myself. Maybe it's, you know, it's not so bad. Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing. It's funny to hit that drop because I think I put it in this next clip. It's like a sweaty area that we're dealing with. That's, you know, got a lot of crevices.

Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing. It's not going to smell like flowers, even though it looks like a flower. Baby, too, I make your... Sweat. There's only a certain of things sent by you know, worried about. one is if it smells fishy, that could be in... Yeah. Note to car companies, get rid of the seed heaters.

Yes. By the way, they're too powerful. Also, do you want to get a fish fry? No one needs all three settings on that thing. It's not Friday, is it? Your scent, there's only a few things sent-wise you need to worry about. One is if it smells fishy, that could be an infection. Yeah.

And there's some other things, too. If you can smell it when it's cold outside, it's probably a problem. If it smells like some other guy's sperm. Well, let's find out. Does she like to take it in the mouth or does she take it in the vage? Orally or suppository wise. And so I always recommend the suppository. All right.

So she takes it in the vash. The problem with this woman who's giving us advice on whether you're, by the name of this video is how to tell if your vagina and it smells normal and what to do if it doesn't. It has 108 views. No one's watching this content. Not enough, if you ask me. No one is watching this shit. And this is maybe why when she reveals something about herself.

When I was having my chronic BV infections, when I had 11 in one year, I started switching to the, you know, the suppository because I had so many weddings that year, too. And I was like, well, I want to be able to drink at these weddings. So I'm not going to take the oral antibiotic. And yes, I'll be dripping some stuff out of my vagina, some suppository. out of my vagina at the wedding into my underwear, but that's okay because I am a little drunk,

so I'm not even really caring right now. I don't trust her. Also, I thought a suppository went up your ass. You can put it in your vagina, but you can't. We can't put it in our vaginas, but there is a suppository for when you have these bacterial infections in your vagina that you got 11 of one here.

Oh, that's a... I was thinking of that meme. That's like, why does it? It doesn't smell like dog surgery in here. Like, yeah. That lady specifically. Yes. Imagine that.

Almost every month of the year, she has an infection that makes her fucking reek. You might notice that it coincides with a trigger. For some people, the trigger can be their partner coming in them because the pH of semen is different than the pH of our vaginas, so that can throw it off. Why is your pussy reek? Because you finished inside me. Oh, this ain't my fault, babe. How dare you blame me for this?

Well, she's, like, trying to be, like, scientific and, like, proper about it. And then immediately, like, ah, hard left into the... Oh, there we go. Another trigger can be, like, sweating and hanging around in your sweaty clothes, hanging around in a wet swimsuit, going swimming in a lake where I'm at, or mine was my period, because our period blood, such a fun design the vagina is, is a different pH than, our vagina is. So that can also throw things off. So my period is, or my period is my

trigger. I don't think I've ever been with a girl who got bacterial infections from her period. Yeah, I've never heard of that. That sounds really bad. It sounds like borderline sexes. It's a problem. Your body's trying to kill itself. Yeah. Anyway, I'm learning stuff. So that's good. So she sometimes has guests on her show. Now, this video has 25 thousand views. It's a more recent video. So it's wild that like some of these videos have 40 views. The one we're just watching has 100. And then this one is 25,000. And the reason for that is because the title of this is chatting with the intimacy coordinator for heated rivalry. So heated rivalry. Do you know

what that says, Johnny? No. It is this TV show featuring gay hockey players. And I hear about it from all different sides of the sphere for some reason. How it Stern's talking about it. You know, the girls at the salon are all talking about it. They love it. It's, I haven't watched it. I don't know a lot about it. I won't shut up about it.

I don't know, producer Chris, it's gushing over it in his pants. But this is, it's a show about these, it's Canadian, these hockey players who are fucking, this is what I understand about it. I don't know why. There's very little hockey in it. It's mostly just gay guys getting it on. and I didn't know that anyone enjoyed that, but apparently it's a very popular show. Yeah. Two stick-based sports and one.

Right. Not bad. So there's chatting with the intimacy coordinator, and she's going to intro her guest here. Welcome to Rat Curl's podcast. I'm Abigail Jensen, and today we are joined by Chela Hunter. She is the intimacy coordinator for heated rivalry and body. That's going to soon be on Netflix. Welcome.

Hello. Nice to be here. All right. I already hate this woman. I can already tell I fucking hate this woman. Intimacy coordinator. It's like a funeral home. Yeah.

Right. So let's find out what she does as the intimacy coordinator. I'm curious. I've said this in other interviews. But as soon as I had done it, I was like, oh, dang. Like, you really have to know what you're doing because you could cause like, like unintentional harm so easily in this role.

This is a job that didn't exist until the Me Too movement. We've been filming sex scenes for decades. We've never needed an intimacy coordinator before. And now all of a sudden, it's such an important role. I mean, if she's not there, unintentional harm can happen.

What do you? Spank that guy's ass harder. Get in there and spake. The director's just going to be in there. Telling them to spake the ass too hard. What's you talking about? Well, they have to make it all intentional harm. Right.

That's the kind that I've been to. So she was an actor, a stage actor in Toronto, and she did a lot of nudity. And I know, everything she talks about. I'm like, no, please, please, no. And she talks about her experience, why she became an intimacy coordinator. You know, I had had some experiences as an actor where I certainly could have used more support and some unfortunate things happened for sure. I'm so sorry.

It's okay. Yeah, nothing, luckily, nothing very major. But still, yeah, just really unsupported situations, you know? Yeah. How does that mean? It means nothing happened. Right. Yeah.

Guys wouldn't fuck her. She's like, do you want to rehearse our scene? Nope. I think we got it. See tomorrow. See on stage. We actually cut that scene. It seems like it's important to the plot.

No, we'll explain it. I love a narrator. And then they hooked up that night. All right, moving on. Just. The marquee with the white letters on top. Just picture it everybody. That's good enough.

All right. This, I don't know if the pun is intended here or not. To be honest, in the last few years, intimacy is just sort of, I've just, it's kind of like come to me. See what you did? So she's getting pulled in to be this intimacy coordinator on all these different projects. Because it's such an important role now. Could you imagine being the director? and you get this fucking person going,

now hold on, we want to make sure that they're okay with this. Yeah, yeah, okay. Let's make sure they're okay with whatever. Yeah, I was just thinking, lady, you haven't chimed in lately. Yes. Just what you need.

It's like being below the HR department almost. Yes. All right, so everyone is loving, heated rivalry. It's a very popular show because of all the hot man-on-man action. You have this show that's like everyone's calling out. They're like, this show has the best intimacy coordinator in the world. You know, like that's wild. Is that what they're saying?

Because like I said, I've been of these conversations. No one talks about the intimacy coordinator. Maybe choreographer or cinematographer. Sure. Those are things you might notice. I've heard more discussion of craft services than intimacy. I'm more interested in that than someone going like, I don't know how they do it. they must have a really good intimacy coordinator in order to pull this show off.

Yeah. So I can figure. But nope. Apparently, it's really, really good. That it's nice that people are watching the show and being like, oh, my God, this intimacy is so good. And then they're like, oh, it was actually really, really carefully orchestrated. And there was a huge, very thoughtful process that allowed it, that, that controlled it, that, that, that contributed anyway to allowing it to be kind of so, like,

magical on screen, you know? Do I live in Crazy Town? Yeah. Did she say process? Yes. She's going to know. Are people saying the intimacy is so good? It's that what people are saying?

What do you think about that hockey show? Oh, the intimacy is so good. Yeah. I mean, your layman would say hot sex scene. Sure. No one's thinking about this. Except her. I'm going to go to a hockey game.

just so I can say the intimacy was so good. I don't think that's how that works, Johnny, which is why I think this show is kind of weird. Right. I don't think there's a lot of gay sex in ice hockey. Yeah, it's a gold medal game tomorrow. Is there a gold medal for this? All right, well, you got to create consent.

And when this woman starts talking about consent on set, I realize very quickly why I hate her guts. What I was taught is to, like, center consent at the heart of it. of the process. And so everything I do is about creating a consent forward space and process for the performers and for the production. And also an anti-racist and an extremely inclusive, you know, like in terms of like different bodies, neurodivergence, certainly, you know, different.

gender identities and sexual orientations, like the, all of those are, are huge. Do you know what's like this chick's dick? How many buzzwords could she fit into that? Yeah, you forgot the journey and the narrative. She ends it with all of them are huge. So all these people she described and she's like, oh, by the way, they're fat. All these like liberal buzzwords where it's just like, I saw the what is she, the intimacy coordinator? And it's like, you know, there's different sexes.

and genders, and she's going, it's like, no, whoever was cast was cast. What are you talking about? Were you turning people pansexual? Is that what your job is now? What's happening? It's all hockey going on? Oh, sorry, Chris. It's all hockey going on.

And then they switch to the sex scenes and it's just a bunch of fat black women. Right, yes. It doesn't make any sense at all. It's like, yeah, we got to cast the fat black women. Who spliced this in? So, apparently, her job is very difficult. and she has to have a long conversation with the actors. Then I have a conversation with the director,

and then I have these long, often very long, certainly in heated rivalry. They were very, very, very, very long conversations with the actors. You want me to put what in my mouth? She was cocked so bad. Yeah, I know. She's way too into it.

Do you really think the actors want to talk to her for a really long time? Oh, God, no. Can I just shoot my scene, please? I thought you were getting me a coffee. What the fuck? Oh, you actually have a job? I thought you were an intern. Oh, okay.

Well, I guess I won't ask you for a coffee. Fair enough. So this is where I think she's super annoying on the set. My primary role is to be an advocate for the actors, you know? And then, of course, I'm endeavoring to collaborate with the director to help realize their artistic vision. but not at the expense of the actor's consent levels and boundaries. Notice how our host has nothing to say. No.

And it looks like she's coming live from hockey. Live from the Rob Riggle impersonator championships. I see it. I guess it's called the Rat Girls podcast because her face kind of looks ratty. I thought it's because she would smell like one. Oh, yeah. That's probably what her vagina tastes. It smells like.

I was there a dead rat. Yeah, probably too. You're right. That's interesting. So anyway, I found this guest to be absolutely awful. And I said, okay, well, there's probably other episodes, other guests that we can check out. So I went to a recent episode, it has 902 views. It's called Heated Rivalry Part 1.

God, Jesus. This is where she brings out a guest to talk about their favorite show, Heated Rivalry. Welcome to Rat Girls Podcast. I'm Abigail Jensen. And today we are. I'm Jesse Towns. Joined by my husband, Jesse Towns. Whoa.

Who's a huge heated rivalry fans. I am a huge heated rivalry. Join us to talk about episode one through three in this episode. And then next part two, we're going to talk about three to six. Thank God. Wait. She married a gay guy? Yeah.

She's someone giving sex advice on the internet? Did she married a gay guy? Can you do that? Is that allowed? Also, can you wear thicker pants if your vagina smells that bad? Getting a waft over here, lady. So she brings her husband on because he's a huge fan of this gay hockey show. And it's weird because part one has 900 views.

Part two, they put the words heated rivalry on the thumbnail. It has 12,000 views. Oh, wow. So people are into it. People are into this heated rivalry. And no one's loving it more than, uh, Jesse Towns, her husband, who's on the show. But they did have a rough week this week.

Let's update the people on our week before we get into the good stuff. Yeah. The week was rough. It was a long one. My grandpa died. Our dog ate meth. And then I went into psychosis. Yep.

She seems like a handful. I went to my special bar where all this was happening. Could you imagine having to live? listen to her on psychosis, though? Like, already it's bad enough, but whatever happened must have been Yeah, I can't even imagine. They talk about having to rush the dog to the veterinary

clinic because of the fucking meth that it ingested off the street. I swear to God, it's the dumbest story. So then they start talking about animal sexuality, because they're all excited about these gay guys who play hockey. And so it's like, can animals

be gay? And they start talking about dolphins specifically. But I mean, like, is it always male female or are there like male male? No, there's male male too. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Wow, we need a dolphin heated rivalry next. Yeah.

Why is that awesome? Yeah, why is that? Thank you. What's awesome about gay dolphins? I'll watch that. Wow. Dolphins are sucking each other's dicks, huh? Pretty cool.

You can't see it, but underneath his shirt is all just a Lisa Frank body tattoos. Now, the reason why they're enjoying heated rivalry so much is because things are so bleak in this world. Now, these guys are very left-leaning. They're out in Hollywood. And so they're very concerned about the current state of things. So this show, heated rivalry is so good. It's like dopamine, like directly injected into my veins. Yeah.

And I think that it's such a good thing right now when so many things feel very bleak. that we also have this to I don't know so much is so bleak with Trump obviously in ICE in all these horrible right wing things and then we have this show that's just so full of love and

all these horrible right wing things you know the whole list of things I don't like can you dumb it down for me all the right wing things Trump and ICE and the right wing things thank God there's gay hockey players going down on a That's February for you.

Do you think she's as monotone in psychosis too? Because she's like, my grandpa died, my dog ate math. Also, there's all these bad things going on in the world like Trump and I. And it's just like, okay, anything like, what really gets to you. There's got to be like an in-law suite for her or something when she gets like that. Like, okay, you go to your place. You're in time out. You're in time out.

I'm not dealing with this bullshit. Now, when you have a husband and wife on a podcast, oftentimes it does not work. I pointed this out many times. Yeah, every time, Jen's on. Shut up. And the reason why I point that out is because sometimes people get a little too comfortable. What? You're.

Am I screaming? No, your ear thing looks funny. Oh, it's like, it's... You should fix it. It's like that? No, you're like, yeah, that. Wait. Yeah, you need to see you.

Oh, my God. Okay. There she is. It's so full of love and so happy. And it's like, there's not even a question if gay people are accepted, which I, you know, It's just like, no, this is the world we live in. See, this is why when Jen's on the show, I would never allow this type of shit to happen. She better ship up or shape out.

Good one, Grandpa. All right. So they're so excited about this show because of the positivity, the positive message that's involved in it. But in the little moments when they tell their parents, when they tell people in their life, it always goes positively. Yes. What's awesome is there's no negativity. There's no negativity. And so I think that this is just like a bright spot in our world right now.

And I haven't felt this way about anyone. I mean, the only negativity is from. Aaliyah's dad. Yeah, Ilya's dad. Yeah. And brother. Yeah. But yeah, that's it.

And just them feeling like they can't come out. Like, are we allowed to spoil on this? You stupid fucking blah-a-mouth cut. I'm sorry. I don't have a plural version of that. It's understandable. I like when people talk about characters on a TV show, like, they're real.

Yes. Like this is all scripted. Like, it's unbelievable. Everyone's so accepting of these gay guys, well, except for the dad. I mean, yeah, he's got to get over it. But, you know, everyone else is so, it's like, especially when they're talking over the football game. This is something that has happened when we're watching football. Shut the fuck up.

Chen's friend's scream on heated rivalry. Yeah. They're all wearing bills gear. They don't give a fuck. I know. It's the worst. So, yeah, I think that she has a hard time separating these fictional characters. characters from people in real life.

Really good. I haven't felt this way about anything since the Jonas Brothers, where I just am absolutely, like, obsessed with rooting for, like, just want the best for them. The Jonas Brothers are real people. Yeah. They do seem like cartoon characters, but they're real. Yeah, they are.

So it's hilarious. It's just like, I just want the best for the characters in that TV show you like. I'm rooting for them. Right. They're not actually getting together and fucking, you know. that, right? It's just in the script. Maybe they are. I don't know. What do I don't? Maybe that's why they're so convincing. Maybe they're getting it on. Um, Jesse makes it funny here. But, um, and I just think it's people like it because it's, it's yearning. People want to see people

yearn. They want to see happy endings. And it happened. And there were a lot of happy endings. Whoa. And they want to see, um, I meant coming. We know, we know, Jesse. Jesus Christ. Good stuff, though. To that guy, yeah. Yeah. Does she know what yearning means?

They use that word a lot. They keep talking about the yearning on the show is what I really enjoy is the yearning. So you mean they're horny? Like horny gay guys. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Because I'm familiar with that. I've seen a horny gay guys before.

It's pretty normal. She's going to ask him, like, when have you yearned for me? will be never. Right. He's like That's why she's so bad. I year and trust me. Not so much when you're around, but listen to what this guy's into. Like this is the thing that he thinks is great about the show. And like after that

one of the scenes I absolutely love is the touching of the feet. Yeah. When they're doing the is that after they've hooked up once? Yes. Okay. Point to which one is the fact? Why does he like the scene or they're touching each other's

feet. What is that? He wants gay dolphins. He wants feet. And he, yeah. This guy makes me fucking sick, man. He can't show up about these guys touching each other's feet.

I also think mixed in with the yearning, like back to that, them talking to the press and they're touching each other's feet. Like, those moments were so beautiful. Yeah. Like, what is wrong with these people? They're broken, right? These people are fucking broken. That's the only thing I can surmise. What a beautiful moment that was.

Playing flitzies during the press conference. Yeah. It sort of become buzzword soup too because then it's like, okay, now there's yearning. There's like, there's like taking their own words and just like remixing them live. Yeah, I thought people loved it for the intimacy coordinator. I didn't realize it was the yearning. I already forgot about her. Shit, Chris, I do too.

Let's not forget. The reason why the show is so good and they're touching each other's feet and stuff because of that intimacy coordinator. You ticklish? Is it okay? You're wearing foot condoms? All right. Let's talk about the yearning on the show.

Yeah, it doesn't take away from the yearning, the fact that they're having sex together. It's like, oh, now all the yearning's gone. We made it to the happy point in the relationship. It's like, no. The sex is like rougher and about, you know, sex and primal, whereas it's the little moments in between that are the yearning for something. softer. And they keep and they just like yeah. I mean the yearning literally never never stops even when they you know tell each other they love each other now they have to figure out how to tell the world. You know what I mean? Like the yearning to just be with each other never stops and it's and so when

they hit these little milestones throughout with those little things peppered through it's just it's it's beautiful. Knock knock who's there gay. Is this like a super trooper bit where they have say yearning as many times as possible. I'm trying to stick that in like meow. Yeah. What do they talk? I've never heard anyone use the word yearning more than once in a lifetime. What are they doing?

But I haven't seen the show. So maybe if I watched it, I would be like, yeah, yeah, the yearning is the best part. You would yearn for more. It's very possible. Is that enough of this Abigail fella? We all seen enough of that. I can smell her at this point. It's enough.

So it's just very odd to me that you have this show. She's obviously popular with all these followers. And then her YouTube channel is getting nothing. No one gives a fuck. She's about this in 2015, so it's not like it's new. And no one's paying attention to it. But then if she does happen to have the person from this heated rivalry, then she gets a ton of views on that sort of thing.

But nothing else she's doing is getting any traction. Like when Opie types Anthony into the thumbnail. Right. She's doing one of those kind of things. Johnny, you ever listen to Howard Stern? I have, yes. You familiar with Sour Shoes? I am, yes.

A phenomenal musician, Sour Shoes. Phenomenal. And a really good impressionist. Problem with Sour Shoes, you can't really control him. He's going to do his own thing. He would have been an amazing part of that show. They tried to make him a part of the show many times, and he just can't show up to work.

He can't follow any directions at all. He's just going to do his own thing. Well, my buddy, Dr. Steve, you've got a cameo from him. And he said this to me today. He's doing his George DeKay impression, I believe. This is Sour Shoes, but he also was watching TV during it, so it's very annoying. How are you?

Oh, Tuckie and Myrtle, I am so flattered to be approached by you to give my thoughts on some cookie characters. Not as kooky as tooky, but cookie, of course. As I watch one of my favorite performers, country western aficionado, and strumming, singing, soulfully, Charlie Pride, I wonder about stuttering John myself. A little pent-up aggression most of the time. I call him aggressively passive. I do understand he makes comments about the certain state of the state of the

show and as it's portrayed. All right. Thanks, Steve. It's like five, six minutes long. This guy just ripples out and out about nonsense. He doesn't do a pretty good George D.K., though. Oh, my. I'll give him that.

But it's too bad because our shoes. So much talent. Man can do it all. It's not very often we get like another Fred Astaire in the world, you know. Right. But also a guy connected to. to the Howard Stern show talking about stuttering John. Like we have a hard time getting that Cardiff got through on the phone line that one time

and brought up John's name and that was the end of that. So it's like, oh, this is great. We had sour shoes. And he's like, okay, what are you talking about? Man, what's going on? Oh, wow. Very helpful. Yeah.

Disappointing. All right. I checked in on our friends over at that reality show. Now, Johnny, these two characters. or something else. There's two elderly trans women, Helga Man and Lisa Boswell. And they do this political show.

They do this daily political show. Now, unfortunately, Lisa Boswell has passed on. So we're going back to October. Yeah, and they got their YouTube channel blown up. So a lot of the archives are gone, but there's still some shows out there. So I'm going back to October of 2022. And the way this show starts off is Lisa's given Helga the business.

Didn't get fuck all done. No. That's because you sit in that chair and you don't do shit. I did shit. I got the lawn roller started. Didn't run for very long. It didn't run but for about 10 seconds. No, it made it about 40 foot squat before it quit.

All right. So Lisa, let me tell you the backstory on this. Lisa was homeless. Before that, Lisa was in prison. Before that, Lisa was a dude. he was a dude in prison who had multiple violent attacks on him in prison was supposed to spend the rest of his life in prison

but got out, was homeless, and then Helga said, come on, move up to Connecticut because Lisa was living down in Myrtle Beach. And so Lisa moved in with Helga, Lisa being the one on the right. And Lisa is the comic relief of the show. She's very sassy. She doesn't take a lot of shit from Helga.

And Helga is just a stiff. She just stinks out loud. And I like that right off the bat in this episode, Lisa's giving Helga shit for what her boyfriend watches on television. Welcome to the Tramark TV on with the show. God help you. I've got a question for you. Oh.

Yeah. Why does Dan watch? No, I ask questions about him. Why does he watch food on TV? because he grew up in a diner. It's a weird. That's a weird answer to, uh, why does he watch the Food Network? That was still going, by the way.

This is, um, this is Lisa making fun of people who watch the Food Network. He likes to eat. He likes to cook. You like to watch people eat? That too. Because, look, they're eating. They're eating. She makes a strong,

point. I kind of feel done for watching it now, too. So Lisa also was a drummer and toured with Eddie Money. Do I have that right? That's the story. According to Lisa, although we can't find any evidence of this. We've scoured all of the

well, just YouTube, but you know, we liked a lot. We tried a little. We couldn't find any evidence that Lisa or, I can't remember what Lisa's Oh, that's right. Someone reached out to me who knows Lisa, who used to work with him back in the day and said they would come on the show and I had not heard back from them.

I followed up twice. I got to get that person on the show. I want to hear about Lisa. Because Lisa's a pervert. The reason why Lisa went to prison, Chattie, is because he was breaking into all of these homes, like 20 different homes in a couple different towns and panty rating. Yeah.

And then it was found jerking off with these panties. Yeah. That's no way to sustain yourself. Steal some other shit while you're there. Right. What year are they from like the 1800s? It's like, it's the weirdest crime. Yeah.

It's like giving some of hot foot. He was called the pillowcase bandit. Yeah. Yeah. It was, that was actually not the panty bandit. That's unreal. Yeah, they're characters.

These two. Now, Helga came to Dabble Khan 2 here in Rochester. Oh shit. Helga showed up and just, because we were making fun of her. We were playing clips of her show. So she thought she was a part of that.

So she shows up and just. and just sets up a whole little table full of her books and merchandise. Oh, God. Can we get the dunk taken here, please? Kissing booth out of here. But, yeah, so Helga just like, had like a video screen that was showing her stuff running nonstop and that she had books to sell and stuff. Tried getting on stage.

Wanted to be on the roast. Yeah. Like, did you write any jokes? Like, no. You're not going to get the roast. Security. But Johnny, when Helga shook my hand, I'm telling you, her hand is twice the size of mine. This is like Lola.

It was very intimidating, is the point that I wanted to make. She's not. Shaking hands with Larry Bird. And you got a little hard. She's not pulling it off, Chris. Despite the rumors about me, I was not attracted to Helga man. All right. So that was the lame?

Or was the last name chosen on purpose or? Yes. Oh. It's unfortunate. Very German. Right. It's a man with two ends. Yeah.

Ah, yeah. So one of the things they talk about, aside from Trump, there's a lot of Trump talk. They're not fans. But one of the things that they talk about a lot are recurring character that comes up is Helga's ex-wife. Because when Helga was a dude, he was married and they had a couple of kids. And Lisa hates Helga's ex-wife so much. I'll ask you this again for about the 800th time. Why did you marry her?

I want a kid. You're guaranteed fertile. I want kids. You could have picked anybody else in Glastonbury. He's guaranteed fertile. I would have run like help on her. I would have hauled ass. I like to wear her nephew's naces look.

How'd that all work out? It turned out okay. One of two ain't bad. So it turns into them insulting hug as kids. So you had kids with this woman who sucks. How did that turn out? Well, one of the kids is all right. Whoa.

Hey, kids, guess which one? That's pretty wild. Well, they come out and say it, which is, I don't know, it found it appalling. Spoiler. Yeah, it's not great. So. Apparently, you know, Lisa's really piling on Helga here for bad choices in the past and decides maybe she's gone too far.

I would sit and insult you, but you've already been in self-in-law. Yeah. She always a charm to her. Ouch. I'd say it'd be like akin to watching two drunk bums in an alleyway trying to make fun of each other. But I guess one of them actually is or was. Right. Kind of checks out.

So not only was Lisa homeless, but before that, Lisa actually worked for TV stations and radio stations as an on-air personality. What? I know. None of this makes any sense. I'm so upset that we lost Lisa. I really wanted to get Lisa on the show someday. You did their show, didn't you? Huh?

Did you do their show? Yeah. Me and Lucy went on when we were in Philly. But when Lisa transitioned, she wasn't bad looking. Do you remember that headshot of her? Yeah. Yeah. It's impressive.

She pulled it off. Compared to this. She pulled it off. And again, she looks like the drummer for Iron Maiden. All right. So she's talking about insulting people. Now, Chris, you and I go way back with these two. We know Lisa loves insulting people.

It's one of her favorite things to do. Always with that big smile. Right, but she doesn't think she's like that at all. And for some reason, Howard Stern gets brought up. I would never be like that. because I'll tell you who's like that. Howard Stern is like that. He's insulting to everyone.

And I don't, I don't, I don't insult people. No. Except you. I can have a little. Hi and tight. I didn't know Lucy the podcast with Lisa.

That's not Lucy. Hi and tight. I don't dare you. Very offensive. All right. So for some reason, Lisa thinks she doesn't insult people. and she thinks Howard Stern's

taking things too far, apparently. In 2022, that's what everyone's talking about. This Howard Stern fella, we've got to get him off the air. He's just rude. Yeah. Wait, what year was the Fist Fest episode? That was, uh, yeah, while back. Lisa is talking about making money.

She gets money from the government at this time. And the dead air that follows this is amazing. It's one of the things I love about this show. I love payday I used to love it when I get paid for my job I used to love it when I get my ABT

I got that on the first and I get my Social Security on the third so I get to pay my wrist today yep I'm damn okay

I'm a dude I'm okay you're going to do the Trump supporter now Yeah, yeah. Okay. They have a pre-planned bit they're going to do. They kind of look like those

animatronic things and Chuckie cheese. Like Lisa's kind of like her eyes are moving And her face is moving around a little bit. I can see him. I'm a real person. Which one did you go to? You don't think you're not seeing the similarity there? It's a little bit.

Lisa's got like a little bit of like she might have been one of the early working puppets from like the dinosaurs TV show. Oh, right. I can see a Jim Henson thing. And then you have Scott Adams in a wig on our left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the trash heap from Frego Rock. Right. All right, so you just heard that she's going to do her impression of a Trump supporter.

We have the Trump supporter impression. Check it out. Well, he's just misunderstood. Yeah, right. That's the whole thing. I didn't add it anything out. That was the entire issue's out. Ready to gear up for that.

How did they memorize that? Very impressive. That was the most over-the-top, unreasonable impression I've ever heard. That definitely warranted that laugh. I know. I don't think Calga knew what when to laugh didn't seem like. Oh, it's over.

Yeah, it was good. Good stuff. So then they're talking about how Trump wrote some shit about Mitch McConnell on Truth Social around this time and my favorite version of Lisa is when she gets violent. I love violent Lisa.

You know what I would do if I was Mitch McConnell? I'd get some backbone and I'd knock the shit out of that motherfucker. I would knock the shit out. She's constantly talking about beating the fuck out of people and always

wants to beat up Helga and Helga's roommate and the family that comes over. She just wants to beat everyone up. Which is weird because she's a pot-smoking hippie. Yeah. She smokes weed every day. They're always the worst people, yeah.

It's really too bad, giving them a bad name with all this violence. Now, on this episode, something happens here that I don't know I've ever seen happen on that reality show, train wreck TV, before. And that is a sports report. The Braves one. they beat the Mets two games in a row So the Braves have a two game lead on the Mets now Oh gee, whoop you do I was impressed

You wouldn't think that these old trans ladies Would be caring about the baseball playoffs Or the Braves Yeah apparently Lisa is very excited about that Some habits don't die man It's true It was a dude at one point

Like I could still like baseball by transition right Yeah we're just gonna cut your dick off You can't watch baseball. Oh, okay, shoot. That's because if I can't watch baseball and my dick that off. That'd be no deal. So this goes on. The sports talk actually happens for a little while,

which is wild. They even get to do some college football talk. So they beat three-nobin teams. They got this shit kicked out of by Georgia and by Arkansas. It's almost like me a little pot today. Nice. Yeah, my vapors are. I hope that's okay with you.

It's okay. with me. It's okay with that. That's okay with that. That's what we do here. That is what they do here. Even when it's not wake and bake Wednesday. Right. They're still able to smoke a little. This is not a Monday. I can't believe Helga didn't interrupt and say, I used to coach Arkansas. No shit. Helga is such a one-upper. And you would think that Helga live the life of Forrest Gump. She thinks that she's the reason for the civil rights movement and the reason why we pulled out of Vietnam.

And she's got some crazy stories. And actually this right here, what she says, is deeply disturbing. I could probably write a good porn movie script. Oh, please don't. I could probably make movies out quite a few, quite a few of the stories are out for the magazines. Oh, God, please don't base it on your fucking life. Could you imagine? Who couldn't write a porn movie?

What's the hard part of that? It's a two-word script. People fuck. Inserts. All right. This is my last clip out here. This is wild. I'm not sure what the fuck Hugg is talking about.

Well, this all came back, came from, there's a place in Baltimore and the block in Baltimore where they had a woman doing the nasty with a Shepman pony. How gross is that? Pretty gross. They filled the place up. There's just a curious. People came from all over the country to see that nunshut.

There's a lot of men that like that. What? So, sitting right next to one of them, yeah. I'll tell you something about the middle of Burble Beach. I can, I can, okay,

I'll let that play in just a second. So she's talking about, I think it's called a Tijuana Pony show. Okay. What she's describing here, right? In Baltimore, some chicks getting railed by a pony. Oh, they're on tour.

And it's sold out. They're on tour. It's a road game for them. and it's sold out and Lisa's just quick to be like oh yeah guys like that I don't know any guys who want to see it growing fucked by a horse

but that's the both of them that are sitting there enjoying that. Yeah, it's so gross so it's a weird thing to be like oh, bestiality, yeah, that's normal because listen to where Lisa goes from there which is very telling actually there's a lot of men that like that

so listen I'll tell you something about the middle of Myrtle Beach. I can attest to this. They love trans women. They love anything that's different. My God. She's like,

this guy's in Myrtle Beach. They're like chicks with dicks. Yeah, I was talking about a horse. Fucking a lady. Helga starts twirling her hair. Like, oh, really? So you're saying that's where we're vacationing this year.

That's so wild. What's wrong with her? The way she lit up, too, about, like, let me tell you something about living in Mortal Beach. She's like, please don't. Yeah. Directly after talking about the Tijuana Pony Show, and it was just like, yeah, there's some weird shit out there.

Yeah, that is weird, actually. Not you put it that way. There's a woman named Kianu Thompson. Also goes by Kiki as her nickname. And Johnny, she's been saying a lot of mean things about me. She keeps me of being a real meany-begini. She accused me of being a PDF file recently. Didn't care for that.

Of all things, I'd accuse you of. I know. Very mean. As if I'm getting laid. Come on. Whatever else. That's not the case. So she also admitted that she had a boyfriend pee on her.

Now, I thought maybe she enjoyed a little piss play. She claims that she did not like it. And she gets mad when we say that she did like it. So I don't want to get her angry. but hockey sent this in for us to to enjoy on the show. Hockey from hockey. The hockey is here. New from who are these toys is Piss on Me Kiki, the hot new toy all the girls want to be.

Includes mystery golden hydration bottle for all your special playtime needs and packaging that screams I'm fun and unhinged. Piss on me, Kiki. New from who are these toys. Get yours today. I want to be just like Pips. On me, Kiki. All right, that's probably a copyright claim that I have to worry about. At some point.

PowerPup girls showing up at the end. That's probably not allowed, even in the world of AI videos. Ted Turner's going to be pissed. So, yes, that's the new doll that all the girls are looking forward to. Piss on me, Kiki. We were about 10 months early for Christmas season. Yeah, right. It's already the best-selling toy for the season.

Welcome on the roads of the Alberta, the ballado who you invite to ralantir, to listen and to discover

these new in the heart of the province. All right. I had to tell you guys what's going on with our buddy

stuttering John Melendez. John's got this thing going on with Matt Mead and we explain what this is. There's a woman

named Scarlet Hampton. She's a porn actress. And I met her and so did Matt at this event that Chrissy Mayer did back in September, Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. And I saw Scarlett blackout drunk at 6 p.m. It went, not for me.

Matt Mead saw it and went, I got to fuck that. And better yet, I'm going to have her move in with me and live with me as my girlfriend. So Matt Mead and Scarlett were dating for a while. Scarlett all of a sudden started going on all the dabblever shows and spilling all this information about Matt Mead, abusing her, and all these crazy accusations. So stuttering John, being the horn ball that he is, Vero Horn and Cool.

He has Scarlet out on the show. And Scarlett says, yeah, well, you know, Matt Meade abused me, he did this, he did that. He doesn't speak that coherently, but you're translating. Translating it for her. And so John's just like, oh, what a piece of shit. What a piece of garbage. Fast forward, John's now mad at Scarlet Hampton because she wouldn't fuck him.

Because she went right back to Kevin Brennan. Surprise the century. Yeah, right. So John no longer cares about her. But now Matt Mead is pissed to John. And Matt Mead works at the comedy club. John's going to be at this weekend coming up at Rodney's. So now there's this issue that John has to worry about with Matt Mead coming and beating him up.

And what I love about this is that Mars put together M-A-R-Z on YouTube put together this little compilation of John talking shit about Matt Mead because he really has changed his tune since then. So I think it's important that we get the history here before we see what happened last night. I'm going to speak this up. Matt, what kind of creep are you? Seriously. I'm asking. in my honest opinion I think you're a fucking creep

I do I think you're an asshole I do I'm in the title of my opinion this is a miracle list I stick check I think you're a fucking asshole Could you imagine if Matt's response was You don't know how to think that

Oh it's America Okay you're right It's a political show You're well within your rights to think that My bad my bad My bad My bad Capitch

Got a problem with that I would What's he doing? He doesn't know. I don't like you. You got a problem with that? This is back on January 28th. Hey Matt, leave the girl along.

Okay. Damn. Leave the girl along. She's with me now. Right. Wait, what's with the Bush light? Did he drink the liquor store out of Coors or something? Yeah, he's no longer drinking Coors anymore.

Wow. It's something to do with the CEO or someone on the board was associated with something Trump was doing. So he decided that he can't be drinking those right-wing beers. I need to buy a cheaper beer. He'd rather support Adam Bush instead. I see how it is. Correct.

The Adam Bush family. Go be an asshole to somebody else. Hey, why you try it with me? Oh. Mess with the bull. You get the horns. Okay, so you got the invite. I never even met you.

But from what I hear, you're a fucking asshole. And you know what? I believe Scarlett. That's convenient. So that's white knighting John. Now, what happens between. That day and the next day is that Scarlet goes on MLC, Kevin Brennan's show, and talk shit about Chad.

What a retard he is? He's just like, what the fuck? So he no longer cares about Scarlett. This is great. But the thing that I do want to say to this Matt Mead guy that I've never met, don't even know who he is, that after what transpired with this less than 24 hours, quite frankly less than 10 hour experience with Scarlet Hampton.

Maybe there, maybe all the shit she said about you isn't true. And by, and you know what? I'm out of the Scarlethampton business. So have that it, Matt. Maybe she's a loon. Well, she is. But I take anything back. I said because now after she just did that to me,

I realize she's not mentally stable. I might have white knighted for the frog horn. Because you'd have to be insane to talk shit about him. It's hilarious. I love his old press conference about it. Like, I'll have you know that I take all of those things back. I did not mean any good thing I ever said whatsoever.

Yeah. This chick's definitely not going to fuck me, so I no longer care about her. In fact, you sound kind of cool. Yeah. No, I saw someone said Batman Mead wants to fight me.

First of all, I'm not afraid of anybody. If Matt Mead really wants to fight me in a boxing ring YouTube service, have adamant. But I don't, right now, after what I have witnessed, I have no, I have no grape with you. I have no grape with you.

Isn't it funny he can talk all this shit, all this mad shit about him? And the next day he'd be like, I don't know why you would have a problem, dude. What's your deal? Yeah, get some help. Yeah, we're cool. No, that works.

Because I have experienced the first time. I believe their face value. but not anymore. He's like, I have deemed both parties mentally ill. Right. I like that he goes, I believed her, but not anymore, because she said I'm a retard. She's obviously lying about everything. That feud is done as far as I'm concerned.

Matt, if you want to elevate it and keep going, then I might have issue. But right now, I don't have any issue with you. Pause. At this time, his Matt responded to him in any way. I don't know. I think he just heard rumors. Okay, that's what I figured. Yeah, I think you just heard from other people that were trying to get him worked out.

So it's all playing out in his head mostly. Yeah. Matt has responded since then. Yes. But I don't think of the first day. Right. He was all that concerned about John Melendez. Right.

He's like, huh? Because Scarlett was, well, she still is making the rounds on everyone's show. Like nonstop talking to everyone. It's not so much about Matt Mead anymore, but back then it was all she was talking about. Every show wanted to have around and talk about her relationship with that. guy. And don't misinterpret that as fear. I know you will.

But it's not. Something guy who's very secure with himself. Yeah, right. If you think I'm saying this because I'm a big pussy, I can assure you, that was, that thought it's not crossed my mind. You're the one who brought it up. Yeah, I know. Right.

He's arguing with him. It's just the realization that she's incapable, in my honest opinion, of telling the truth. So I don't, now, anything she has said, I don't believe. I just don't. I just don't. Therefore, I don't have any issue

with Matt Me. I don't know who you are, Matt. Never met you, I don't think. It's going back to the chorus. To make you right. It's amazing you can talk all that kind of shit. I don't even know you are, man. Get off my back.

You have a problem. But, uh, I don't have any issue with you. I was duped by a dame. The dupe. All right. So now, fast forward to February 9th.

So apparently this Matt Need guy is out there trash from me. Now, I don't know who you are, Matt. I think his mouth is writing checks and his ass can't catch. Cash. That's what we're seeing here.

But apparently you work at Rodney's. Is it really? Is that a good idea? Because what did I do to this guy? Go be an answer. asshole somebody else. Hey, why you try it with me? Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Scarlet Hampton comes on the show. And she does picky show like a bunch times. She starts telling me about this guy. So, of course, I react to her story and say, you know, he didn't sound like a good guy. And then now he's trashed me, and I didn't even really, I didn't trash him. I just said, you know,

and then the next day I came on and I said, well, you know, now I don't know who's telling truth. And you know what? I believe Scarlet. I don't. But if Scarlet's telling the truth, then it's pretty bad shit that he did. If Scarlet's not telling the truth, then it's pretty bad shit. I'm accusing him. I don't know. I wasn't there. I don't know either one of them. But I got too many people I'm dealing with. Now I got worried about this fucking guy. Did you say something about going to Rodney's and having to talk with him, maybe? Well, yeah, about getting the hat back. But I mean, but I wasn't going to like, it wasn't

like I was going to beat him up or anything. I was just going to say, hey, if you know, if you have a hat, can you give it back? You know, that's all. This was almost going to be like a hat. I believe I had a hat. Didn't see what he was talking about. Blash back. Yeah. Busted.

Right. He was, yeah, he instantly went to, yeah, come get my hat and I'll smash your effing face in or something like that. He went off the deep end about it, but that's what happened.

But then the next day I said, I don't have a problem. I don't even know what you told me if it's true or not. I said, I have no idea. I don't, you know, so, and I don't, I'm not looking for more enemies. None of us. All right.

But yeah, I don't have a problem with the guy. And it's not like I'm afraid of, you know, fucking throwing down with anybody. But I just don't, you know, I mean, look. brought that up twice now. Yeah. That's not I'm afraid, guys. All right.

Look at all the shit the shit way. And Lady Kay and Pinky, all these guys do to me. You really think I fucking give me, you think Matt Mead is on my list of fucking people that I really care that much about to fucking go and have a big, you know, you know, on air brawl with, you know what I mean? Thanks.

Yeah, I mean, uh, are you doing gigs with Gito and Kiki anytime. Yeah, I'm going to be at Rodney's. That's why I'm like, Oh, he used to be a show. Yeah, just tell him. I don't have a beef with the guy. Like, he didn't, I guess he didn't, I guess he didn't watch the next show.

And it wasn't me talking about him. It was hard talking about him. I was just reacting. Okay. Humma, ha, ma, ha, ma, ha, ma, ha, ma, ha, ma. Well, done, Myers. Thank you for putting that together for us.

Because I want to get us up to date from last night's stream, where it was very much about Matt Mead and how John doesn't have a problem with him. And it's really hoping that Matt Me doesn't have a problem with him. I bought you some flowers. Yes. This is the first rant. You know what keep the hat. Fuck the hats.

Matt Mead. Who the fuck is Matt Mead? You know. I mean, no this fucking guy. You know what's so funny about this? It's that Scarlet Hampton goes on Pinky's show 10 times. And trash is Matt Mey's. She comes on my show

For what? Half hour? 45 minutes She trashes Matt Mead Then goes on Pinky Show And trashes me So I go from Well if Matt did that

That's not nice To Well who knows if Matt did it And it doesn't matter You're a shit way it keeps tweeting out to Mac Mead To somehow he wants to get Matt Mead to fight his battles.

I'm the not nice police. I love this. I just want to point out too that his distinct echo you're hearing in his mic is the sound of a lack of furniture in his place. Right. Yes, he's just in a big empty room. That's the most depressing part out of all of this. It's like, man, we can hear how much furniture you know. don't have. It's okay. Pipe down.

It's brutal. Yeah. So he now, I wouldn't even be talking about this, except for he's making such a big deal out of it. He can't stop. He's so afraid of running into Matt Mead at Roddy's for his gig. I think it's this Saturday coming up. Some day this weekend

coming up. And so now he's concerned that Chulie is tweeting at Matt Mead and trying to get him worked up and stuff. I got to say, this is triggering me because in junior high, I got to over my head talking shit about someone who was going to mop the floor with me. I was making some phone calls the night before.

We're cool, right? Tell them I'm cool. That's so funny because, yeah, we're going to see John does just that. But no, the Duke does not back down. But he doesn't realize the Duke is a fucking fighter. The Duke does not back down, period. end of fucking story I just don't show up

bitch I don't back up I don't back down Should I drive this through your fucking head Any longer to Duke don't back down Period The end If so

He was Not even when his doctor said he's about to suffer From chronic cirrhosis I just love John he's trying everything Like hey we don't have a problem everything's cool. And also if you do try to find me,

like my bicep, I got this going for me. And then he starts getting upset with Anthony Coomia, because Anthony's also tweeting out things about Matt made Anthony and Matt know each other. And Anthony's even gone to the point where he's talking about maybe going to this Roddy's gig also because he's going to be in New York City this weekend coming up.

And so John has a name for Anthony Coomy. He calls him Pocky. And John comes up with a brand new song. He's very proud of this. Now he's trying to get... So now he does... He goes and tries to get Pocky now. Pocky, the pimply Puts?

Pocky, the Pimply Puts, doesn't know what to do. Pocky, the pimply Puts, his bed is boss to screw. He's Pocky! Solo! He's Pocky! He's barking

It's so bad He's fucking Then he starts rapping Clip it I did I did I got it Thank you

I was like I was laughing out loud I was watching this like Holy shit This is insane So then I think he screwed up the lyrics there It seemed like I don't Screwed him up

So he decided to take a second stamp at the and sing it again. Pocky, the pimply puts doesn't know what to do. Pocky, the pimply pus, his head is missing a screw. His head is missing a screw.

That's the way he's got it swinging now. Now he gets Pocky to start fighting his battles. All right, so John believes that Shulie is behind all of this. Hewley is telling Anthony what to do.

And that's why this tweet is what's really bothering John, because someone tweeted out how dare shooly instigate the centering John and Matt Mead situation, white-nighted and a raked to be to the face and has the video of John challenging Matt Mead. So Anthony retweets that and says, this is a fantastic display of a man asking to get a correction, trying to get into the pants of a girl by shit-talking her guy. You can't get much more scumbag than this.

Fake tough guy, sipping for another man's woman. Men have paid serious consequences for shit like this. So that's the tweet that Anthony put out. And John is like, what the fuck with this tweet? How dare he get involved in any of this? And Anthony went as far as Anthony's having fun fucking with John right now. He super chatted my show this little piggy last night. Kind of derailed us.

We're talking about Aaron Imhol, but he sent this in. Anthony Coombeer coming in with $20. Thank you very much, Anthony. Good to see you. With rumors of Matt Mead, Brennan, and even myself showing up to John's Rodney gig next weekend, what are the odds that he cancels, like the pussy boy he is? That is very interesting. I'm curious about this show because John was talking all sorts of shit about Matt Mead,

especially when he had Scarlett. Let's change course for a second. Stay on topic. No, thank you, Anthony. What are you doing? That's a good point. Let's talk about this. All right, so I did get off a little bit on that.

But what I love about this is now Kevin Brennan's threatening to show up to this stand-up show. Anthony's going to show up. Matt Mead's going to be there. It sounds like a good time. I want to go. Is it possible that John cancels on it? Because the other element of this is that that girl who likes to get pissed on Keanu, he really has a thing for her. She's also married.

But he invited both of them to do stand-up with him. both Keanu and Gino. She doesn't want to let those people down for this awesome gig they have at Rodney's. But then there is also like all these people are going to make fun of them. One guy wants to beat him up. At least one. Right.

Everywhere he goes, one guy wants to beat him up. That's nothing new. Even if he's home alone. Yes. So this is how you know that John wants to intimidate Matt and keep Matt from thinking any thoughts that he's going to try to get physical with him at Rodney's.

And I'm in the fucking gym. I do the 35 minutes on a fucking treadmill. Start at fucking 3.5. Nice. I don't want to trouble. 10 incline. Whoa. I end up at 4 speed and 13 incline.

35 minutes. that's when they scrape me off the floor. That's the workout of a middle-aged woman. I don't know if you guys know what 3.5 miles per hour looks like. It is a slow walk. It's very slow. It's very slow. And then four miles per hour, it's like a little peppier.

Mall walkers walk faster than four miles per hour. That's when he starts spilling his beer. Can you imagine a guy is like, I'm going to fight your ass. Oh, yeah? I was on the treadmill for 30 miles. 35 minutes yesterday. Huh? This is why we love him.

It's the best. No awareness. It's great. But don't worry. We get into some bodybuilder talk. Oh. Look at these fucking things. The triceps.

These things are coming in. I was on the phone with Alba. And it's funny. I'm sitting there at the sink. And I'm looking at my fucking arms. And I'm admiring how huge my triceps are coming. They're coming in fucking nicely. nicely that's how bodybuilders talk you didn't know that nicely you didn't know it's how

bodybuilders talk my pecks are coming in watch out he's amazing he goes up i was on this one with abel looking at the mirror yeah that's crazy my tricy he's amazing he's amazing it's the reason why there's a whole universe around this guy it's unbelievable we're not done with the uh Bodybuilder talk, and then we're going to find out that John's now trying to intimidate people in other ways. You know what I don't do the 25 pounds. I don't do 25s anymore, Vincy Boy. You know what I got up to the... Now I'm at 27.5.

Shut up. Two sets of 12. You hear that Vinny boy. You hear that? 27.5. He went, hold on a second. He increased his dumbbells by... two and a half pounds and it's

that's got to be the minimum you could increase a dumbbell by I would imagine. He's bragging about it. Like there isn't a 26.2. You know, that's 25. 27.5 would be the next one. Then I talk to hit me and damn. Oh.

He's coming down here. Oh. Hang out with his buddy John. And he didn't realize I'm coming out. And he's coming to my gig at Rodney's with some of the boys. Oh. With some of the fellas. So John's bringing the boys to the show.

He called for backup. He called for backup. He needed hitman Dan to have his back against pinky and pocky. He talks a bunch of shit like it's like a 70s power bar commercial or something like that too. Like I'm hitting the gym. I'm lifting weights. I'm doing it's like, who gives a fuck? Unleaching the awesome power of apples.

Listen, Dan, I totally. deserve to get my ass kicked. You need to get down here. Exactly. So, Judd's just trying everything. Hey, we don't have a problem. Let's not fight. I don't know what your deal is, but Scarlett sucks.

I hate her too. And by the way, I'm working out. And also, all my boys are coming with me. So he better not fuck. He's trying every other. I also have a condition. Right. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses.

I would you. I'll see wearing glasses on every show. All right. So now, Kevin Brennan, who we call him. as Pinky starts sniping him. And this enrages, John. And so John's now pissed at Pinky and Pocky, Kevin Brennan, Anthony Coomia.

And he writes yet another song for us. Oh, nice. Pocky, the pimply puts and pinky go to school. Pocky, the pimply puss drops out and makes himself a fool. All righty. He's exhausted. He just says no wit. I don't know why he started singing a song.

I think he's going to come up with something. He never does. So the first one was looping in his head. He's like, this needs a sequel. Yep. Yeah, I need to rope Kevin Brennan into this.

Yeah, we need another character. You'll notice that I was cutting the audio there. So what he started doing is that really annoying thing he does where he plays that music band. Yeah. That he can then copyright strike people if they're sniping him. So I was doing my best to cut that out. Good word.

Yeah, he wouldn't be copyright striking our channel. which is something that he does frequently and brags about it. Listen to what this pussy did when he found out that Matt Mead was going to be at the show and that he wants to kick his ass. And this guy's still fucking going on this beef dripping show and going on all these fucking shows. And he's still talking about me. I don't got a beef with him. I wouldn't even know if he walked up to me, I wouldn't even know who the fuck he was.

And punched me. That's so not true. He literally, when he was trying to smooth things over, he goes, Matt, me, he's a good-looking guy. I bet he gets a lot of hot chicks. He's a good-like guy. Now he's like, I don't even know what he looks like. Okay, sure.

That's a fact jack. So I call Keanu today. I'm like, Kenno, he's still fucking, this guy is still picking a fight with me. Oh. So he had to call Keanu to put in a good word for him. Always a good move.

Yeah. Can you believe what a pussy move that is? And then he admitted it on the show that he called Keanu to be like, hey, can you tell Matt not to beat me up, please when he comes to our show? Oh, Pian, you. What's great about this? This is the thing that I couldn't believe my eyes, because John's always

outing himself. And whenever he accuses someone of doing something, it's because he's already done it. Right. Earlier in the show, he decided the reason why Anthony Cooney is tweeting that and saying he's coming to the show is because Shulie made a phone call to him. Now, he's getting involved.

Shitway is down. Mr. Parki. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's me shit way. Yeah. Mr. Parki, can you do me a favor? I know you gave me a thousand to the Dr. Steve found. Go fund me.

He's so pissed about that. We've raised a bunch of money for the lawsuit that we have. Shulie and I are being sued by Jen. And so, yeah, we had a go fund me. Dr. Steve put together and Anthony donated $1,000 to that. And we've raised a pretty substantial amount of money through that. And it pisses off, Chad, so much. He can't even do this fake phone call without bringing that up.

No, it's hilarious. By the way, I did thank Anthony for the $1,000. I haven't talked about it since. It wouldn't be like every time I talk to the guy, I'd be like, by the way, thanks for the $1,000. So anyway, here's your orders. Here's what I need you to do. Right.

But, yeah, I know you're always white night for me. But could you do me one favor and try to instigate this stuttering John Matt Mead thing? Because I really want to make him scared of Matt Mead. So in his mind, this is all conspiracy going on behind the scenes. But he's the one who's actually making phone calls to people to try to intervene. Yeah. This is a guy called Shulie's dad, the tattle on him. Yep.

Get the fuck out of here. He did. A New Year's Day a couple years ago or New Year's Eve. Why are you calling me? That was, that's the audio of it. of uh, shooley's dad's response. He goes,

your son's making fun of me. He's like, why, why you tell you me this? All right. So after that, it's mind-numbingly boring this show.

He does at one point, pick up his phone and reads a text message that's supposedly from Matt Mead. He doesn't know if it's from Matt or not. You'd think he'd be able to check the number with Keanu or somebody knows Matt, but whatever.

So the text message says, we're going to go outside to settle this. supposedly from Matt. Whether it is or not, I don't even know. Who cares? John's really afraid of this happening. Actually, have to get to a fight with a guy after talking all this bad shit.

Note to self, don't go outside. They can't catch it if you're not outside. So what happens is John sees that Kevin sniping him. So John starts playing that music bed and he starts playing his other copyrighted music. And then he goes through and we watch him in real time,

putting in a copyright strike against Kevin Brennan's channel, which takes forever because John's terrible at everything. And then, because he's not making any money, he decides to start unblocking people. So I swear to God 20 minutes goes by where we're just watching John unblock one by one the people, and there's just nothing happening. And Ava Riza.

Now, Ava is this trans woman who was on Shulie and my side of things and then decided to jump on John's side of things. I don't think any of this is real. I don't think that she actually does take John's side. I think it's a social experiment for her. But I could be wrong about that. Other people are convinced she's all in. And Ava sucks on the show because Ava just agrees with everything John says

and just gasses them up. And so it's kind of annoying. There's never any pushback. There's never a conversation to give and take or anything like that. Until last night! I couldn't fucking believe it. I got to give props to Ava. because for once she let him know that

John what are you doing this is not a show my good friend and nothing but a great person to me Abba Riza Abba how are you holy they I mean it's like No you and him both needed intervention I went I was watching his show and it's just him

When you're watching either of your shows It's you just looking at a mouse and then looking up the other person and you're just doing housekeeping stuff you should do off the air. Both of you should just either talk to each other or what? But like, what show is this? You guys are just sitting there doing things you should do before the show. Like if you have housekeeping or you're unblocking. What's going to show it is?

Huh? What? What am I housekeeping with? Well, you're doing like, um, secretarial work and you're blocking KB. he's looking up some video of you threatening him, and people are watching both of your shows, and you guys are just using the computer. No, no, no.

First of all, I was doing- I just did. I just went back and forth. You both are just, it's just people just watching you, like, operate a mouse. What's wrong with you? Okay. Now, if I can explain myself, thank you.

Oh, look at how past he has. Did I mention 27 and a half pounds? Well, that was the content part of his show. Right. That was the exciting part. He was confused by the term housekeeping. Yeah, right. What was I housekeeping?

I've never done that in my life. He's like, wait, I'm losing my house. Yes, I'm house losing over here. So this, Ava is so frustrated because Ava came on the show earlier and then John started doing his copyright strike thing. She's like, all right, I'll come back in like 10 minutes or something, okay? So then I was just like waiting to go back on the show. and watching both of these shows that are going on

where they both just suck and they're not doing anything. And you saw Mad John got that he was actually challenged for once. So John completely disagrees without his take. Somebody has, was blocked

big squeegeeum and... No, I saw what happened. They were like, hey, we're unblocked, why don't you start unblocking people? Yes. But then you started unblocking people on the air and you texted me

I was I was waiting until you got back but I was here that whole time but you were too busy Oh no I was just killing The Secretarial War to even recognize that But you were texting You're doing it

Shit I think fly out of his mouth just there Hold on Keep a close eye on John right here Here that whole time But you were too busy Oh no I was just killing To work to even recognize that

But you were texting You're doing a show right now I understand that. Oh. Wow. Listen, lady. You're doing a show right now, so do a show.

So, John does not take criticism well. Especially constructive criticism like that. That's actually correct. He can be like, yeah, I can be better. You're right. He hates that. He's going to get his resume out, right? Oh, check this out.

He is not happy with his friend Abba. And then suddenly, I hear Pucky is sniping me. So now I'm forced to play my fucking. music because I don't fucking feel like fucking being snipped my whole fucking show. So where is that fucking secretarial work?

You're doing it. Like you switched into it administrative specialist for sure. But you're on the air. But you're on the air. I did a strike on him. You got people watching you. Yeah. But they're watching you use a computer. China's so confused by this. Right. He hates being called a secretary.

that really threw him off. He's like, what are you talking about? I'm a secretary. I'm an intern. That's ladies' work. And John's the whole thing is just like, well, I had to strike him. You understand that, right? No, you don't have to strike them.

Stop striking everyone. This is going to come back to bite him in the ass so hard, nonstop. So what John's doing are these DMCA takedowns. Right. He's done like 35 or 40 of them to Shulie. Jesus. Yeah. So they'll just be in the.

middle of a show and just get knocked off of YouTube. And then they have to go through and say, no, this is fair use. And it's not a copyright violation. And then they get the video restored. But in the meantime, they can't live stream. They can't do anything with their YouTube channel. And it's abusing the system. I'm sure you're familiar with DMCA being in the music business.

It's very much abusive because when you copyright strike with the DMCA notification, you have to go in and say, I agree under the penalty of perjury that I know that this is not fair use and this is a violation of my copyright. And John knows it's fair use because every single time these videos get reinstated, it's never like a permanent takedown of anything.

But I didn't bother reading it. So there. Right, yes. So, I mean, eventually this could come back to bite him. And someone could take, I mean, someone could take a legal egg a lot of this. I'm not into suing people myself once I get sued

and I have to sue them back, but other than that I'm not into that. And so someone could definitely show John explaining he knows what fair use is. He understands that we have the right to use clips of his show and then show that he's going on there and putting in all of these copyright claims

that are. Yeah, because those are fraudulent claims. Fraudgeoning claims. If you if you sign the thing under perjury of law that this is a correct thing that's, you know, It's against YouTube's terms of service. They tell you right in there, you can't file false claims against copyright. Do you think YouTube system wants to deal with all this shit getting bogged down all the time?

Apparently they do if they keep letting it happen. They do keep letting it happen, which is really annoying. And I know Shulie has a friend over there at YouTube that helps to expedite things, but they can't figure out a way to get this idiot to stop doing this same thing over and over again. It sucks. One, man. Yep. Yep.

It sucks. It's a shitty system, unfortunately. Johnny, I appreciate you coming on here today. What did you learn today? What are your key takeaways? Well, I learned that seat heaters should be banned. Correct. Was there a wet dog in here?

What's going? Oh, you have the seat heater on. God damn it. Turn this thing off. Specifically Honda ones. Are we coming back from a fresh hunt? Oh, wait a second. I also learned that there is such a job as an intimacy coordinator.

Yes. Very important job. Very important job. People can get very hurt if there's not an intimacy coordinator on the set. God, that's going to go away soon. Right. And the thing is, Carl, is I like to read the credits and things, you know, records specifically, but I've never sat through the credits in a movie to see all the everyone.

It's like if there's 20 minutes of credits, I don't give a fuck who worked on it. I'm going to assume half a hundred. Hollywood worked on it and that's that. So to be so proud of such this small, tiny little footnote in the end of the- Johnny, everyone's talking about how the intimacy coordinator is making that show so great. That's the talk around every water cooler. That's my bad.

You know, it's just that I never hang around water coolers anymore. So, you know, how am I supposed to know? Who's coordinating the intimacy in this show? Is it Chala Hunter? It seems like Chala Hunter's work. It actually is Chala Hunter. I thought it was a whole team. Team.

I can't wait to start asking that about every show. A team of intimacy coordinators. You know, this is episode 703. Yes. Nobody has ever answered. What have we done today? Not once. Johnny did.

We're figured out. We learned some shit. God bless you, Johnny. It's great. We learned some. Well, you know, I try to keep my mind open, try to learn new things as they come, reject 99% of them because there's so much bad stuff out there. But, you know, I'm learning with you guys.

You mean just the stuff that Dick says. just everything everywhere. It's all, everyone's trying to sell you something, Carl, you know that? That is true, my friend. Speaking of which, by the way, no. Yeah, no, I was just going to ask you for your plugs. You have a Patreon people to go check out. Yes.

So I'm going to upload some video stuff there soon. I have two posts. I'm about the post just because I've been a very busy guy this week. But yes, it's johnny's brain rot.com. That'll take you straight to the Patreon. And if you want to just see some things, I'll either fuck your day up, Or if you want to fuck your friend's days up, go ahead and send them any one of those links.

You're in for a great time. Awesome. And, of course, you are a co-host of the Dick Show. Yes. Dick. Dot show, anywhere you listen to podcasts, find the Dick Show. Just don't go to Dick Show. Wait, is it Dick Show.com?

You don't want to go to that one. Yeah. That's the one you want to avoid. It's the Dix Show.com or Dick. Dot Show. Anything else your mileage may vary. Carl spent hours there just to make sure it was the wrong podcast. There's no podcast on this page.

Is there? What about this one over here? It's got to be a hidden link somewhere. Right. But no, thank you guys for having me on today. It's been a blast. Dude, it's always fun. We're going to listen to some internet news and some voicemails.

So feel free to hang if you can. And if you go away, it was awesome to see you, my friend. Awesome. Well, it's a perfect timing. I actually got to run. All right. So I will take my leave here. Thanks for having me, guys.

Be good. Cheers. Cheers, thank you. Internet News with Jenny Jiggles. From Patreon, Chris Atrell writes about scorch. Booze, bruise and shoes. Christ, this man just never changes. Deluxe points out,

Whitney has the worst case of Gavin Newsomhands, waving them around. Total spas moves, hands all over the place. Dame Taft gets serious. Do you remember where you were when producer Chris won, Is it gay? I will never forget. Greg Schwab attempts to stump us with.

Is it gay to give out your? number during your show? From Dablers Anonymous, educational share simply shares this. John's bits suck. Cold Hunter expands on this. He's far too lazy and far too stupid to pull these bits off, thinks he doesn't need to prep and can just wing it, even though he's never been successful at working this way. Fight's Psycho Driver points out, he drags him out so long and repeats himself over and over. I can't even watch the clips of him. Nerdicide is calling the cops. John is criminally unfunny. Agile a copy is outraged. You don't think saying thuffering thucketash over and over and over again isn't

funny? Chip Lamanica notes, I'm surprised. Are you trying to tell me that a beer distributor doesn't make for a good podcast producer? The Duke of Roscoe Boulevard. If only he had Fred and Jackie writing for him. Latter adhesiveness reports, John can't even write a check for old child support. 13 BLKK-O pines. His chunks need to stay in his pants. At least it's funny when that happens. And it's great to be back curating YouTube comments. Like this one from Sunny Little Tree regarding Whitney Cummings. Chris Delia looks horrible these days. Here's a call back to Deluxe from Steve M.

Looks like she took Gavin Newsom's exaggerated hand gestures course. Victor Hell claims the next time she performs comedy will be a first busted, shrill, Botoxed hack. ACNickey. Wow, her jokes suck. How much did the Arabs pay for this? Julia Seather knows how to get producer Chris's attention. Whitney looks like the guy at the end of Hellraiser where all the hook stretch his face until his head explodes. Rare Amigo seems genuinely concerned. Come on, guys. This will be deemed as bullying. Move on to someone else.

She's as petty as fuck. I like your content. Don't let this woman take you down. Get out of your feelings. Bisco who counters with. Evil only triumphs when good men do nothing. Dogface M.F. sums things up. If she would just stay away from cameras, we wouldn't have this problem.

Chris Colb is impressed. Wow. She is so naturally unfunny. And Craig Browning plays us out with She's not helping the female comic stereotypes Wait a getting some hate What? Unbelievable

I was watching B-Dabbling Live this morning Yeah And they found And Joe Rogan subreddit There was a video of Ashley Cummings Talking about how her sister Whitney Cummings Takes like human growth hormone because Joe Rogan told her to.

Or she's not like testosterone. She's like shooting herself up with something. But anyway, as she was talking about this on Chad Zumach's show. So Chad Zumach show got clipped and posted on Joe Rogan's subreddit for a lot of people to see. You got a little scoop. So it makes her more masculine? Dude, why would you do that? To be more funny?

Do you think he was giving that advice like Ari Shafir or something and she just overheard it? Yeah. Oh, is that what I should do? No, not you. Definitely not you, idiots. And who knows what Ashley knows what she's talking about, too? She seems like every now and again, she says some crazy shit. Just every now and again.

We have some voicemails that came in. And this is brought to us by our old pale Gary in San Diego. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix. Rock and roll. Oh, this is interesting. Eric Nagel in the chat. Got confirmation for two different people.

Opie is asking. people for the recording of any show any of the shows he did he's trying to build an archive but also said he's not interested in paying for anything what a guy unbelievable my life's work yep well eric you know what to do buddy you got you got all that stuff what's opi going to come back did opi quit podcasting because of ron the waiter because i'm mad at ron if that's the case yeah that would suck john's gonna get his ass kicked by matt mead he'll be out of commission for a while. Hope he's out.

I think out of Whitney Cummings can't write a joke. Carl, that minisode was two fucking hours. Do you know what mini means? Nope. Do you? No. You fucking retard? All right, smearge is for Chris.

This one I won't call a Minnesota and this will be under two hours. So figure that out. Yeah. Doesn't make any sense. Hey, Carl. So you're on Rumble and just like, Stephen Crowder, you're doing segments on Bill Burr? He did

a segment on his stand-up. You know, kind of the way you did. If you guys start selling like vitamin supplements and your own coffee, I'm going to be very upset. Anyway, the other thing about Bill Burr, he's like Seinfeld. Serenity now, like Lord

Braun says, surrender now. Insanity later. Rumble was not my choice. Although people complain about Rumble. Jesus Christ. They really do not like that platform. I don't know where else to go. I guess we could do kick.

Is that where the kids are? We're on kick. Vimeo? I don't know. Twitch. Definitely not doing Twitch. Tinder. Definitely would do Tinder.

That's a good idea, actually. Hey, Carl. With Piven playing in Deferty, Jersey at a glorified diner is what Adelphia is. And former talk about Matt Arese, Cherry Hill. area on who are these socials. All right, people I'm like. Carl and crew coming down to Atlantic City recently, Super Bowl weekend. It feels like South Jersey is becoming the epicenter of the Dabbleverse.

So maybe you need to move at HQ South out of Rochester and head on down to South Jersey. Don't call me back. I'm not against it. What? I'm not against that at all. In fact, I want to do another live show in Philly. I really enjoyed doing the show in Philadelphia, and people turn out for it. Seems like a good spot for us, so I think you might be right about that.

Hey, you know, this extravaganza, if we can put on by Jeremy Piven and his team, sounds like a lot of the postcards I received that they want to send me to a steak dinner to talk to me about retirement options and life insurance and, you know, how I can better prepare for my loved ones and leave a lasting legacy. So perhaps Mr. Piven is looking at. to pivot himself and figure out how he can help people leave their own legacy for people in his orbit. So I'm guessing that that's probably what his side hustle is. Okay.

It's like a timeshare presentation. Is that what it turns into? Damn way. What do you guys think about knives? He wants to start selling some knives? Like, what? If all of you give me a dollar. Right.

Yeah, Carl, don't be jealous. You can know that you're just jealous of Jeremy Piven because he fucked Cape Meeney, as well as every other man on the East Coast. All right, don't call me back. Yeah, that is true. That's something Matt Mead and Jeremy Pimman have in common. And my buddy Alex Stein, actually. How do what are we going to do? Let's everyone that keep me in his fuck.

I'll be here all day. It's not right. Hey, Carl, it's Tab. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. Thank you. For getting your show taken off of YouTube. I'm very, very sorry. It's all my fault.

I feel so bad. I just about everything that I said. What I said was out of context. and not in my character, and it's all bad and it's terrible. And YouTube's terms of service, I didn't know that I wasn't allowed to take the words that were given to me and turn it into a sentence, and maybe that would be offensive to people. I was trying to make jokes on the Internet. What I've learned is that that's wrong and bad, and I apologize,

and I'm sorry that Carl is suffering the repercussions of this. I'd also like to apologize to Whitney Cummings. Whitney, I'm sorry that we've got a hit TV show. that inflated your ego to such an extent, and now you're addicted to the Internet. And clearly you're not wired, be in touch with the entirety of the world. And your dopamine centers always seem that approval, and because you need that, you're all on the Internet.

And really, what I would be ideal for you would be to, like, take your kids and your husband and go out in the woods and just, like, fucking live there and be calm and collected and not look at the Internet. And you can't do that because you're a woman, and women are inherently dumb. Oh, no, I've made it worse, haven't that, Carl? Yeah.

But I guess I'll leave another voicemail. All right, Tam, fix that. Give it up for 10. You better fix what you just did, motherfucker. Wendy's very sensitive about these things. Trying this again because I accidentally bumped the hang-up button. Hey, Carl and Co. I just watched Corey Feldman versus the world,

and I take documentaries with a grand assault because they're all biased, but from what I've learned about, a dude from this fine program. It makes them look more delusional than Stut Joe, Maddox, Stilto, or any other wannabe celebrity that has been covered on this show. I wonder to believe that the makers of the documentary set out to make a feel-good comeback story, but the more they filmed, the more it became clear that it wasn't going to happen, and Corey wasn't a likable guy at all.

Oh, yeah, and I found that you can watch the Rape of Two Corries on YouTube for free now. Better give it a watch and make a bonus show out of it before the Wolfpack comes and takes it down for Corey speaking his truth. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I watched it when it cost $20. I watched that, Doc.

The one that Corey made, not the first one he was talking about. But yeah, I watched it for the creep off, and then it was a whole bunch of nothing. We're going to name names. Okay, just one name. Charlie Sheen, that's it.

That's the other way we're going to name. Like, oh, okay. Charlie Sheen's a creep? Wow. We write that down. Fuck. Feel free to call it. me a fucking idiot. It's a lot of fucking s. I just find up for your Patreon. I know better

late than never. I'm really excited to start the start of John. Easy for you to say and also the Stephanie Miller shit. Is there like an easy way to fucking find them categorized? I'm just scrolling, scroll and scroll and it's, I don't know if there's an easier, like, put in a search, something. I'd really appreciate any tips so I can get to listening and laughing. much. See you. Thank you for joining the Patreon. And I will tell you how to search things on the internet, unless you can figure it out

for yourself. Please disregard. I just Googled it and it popped right up. There you go. Googled out of search. Keywords, you say. How do I fight easy for you to say on your show? There's no way.

I mean, you could search easy for you to say, I suppose. Might bring it up? You didn't want to ruin the surprise for him. Did Stutter and John forget that he was also in a movie called Not Another, not another movie where he played a NASA engineer. I've never heard him mention it. I've never heard you guys mention it. No.

The movie is not available in America, maybe a VPN from another country, but I just think it's odd that he's never mentioned that movie. It is apparently a big fucking turd and 1% on a rotten tomatoes, even though it's got a bunch of phoned-in-cast people, like Bert Reynolds and Chevy Chase, And I don't know.

Look it up yourself. It's probably, yeah, go ahead. I'm giving you homework. See you. All right. Yeah. Somebody in the link. I don't want to do the homework.

But I never heard of that. It sounds interesting. Thanks. Do the tip. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. Carl. I love you. Oh, fuck yourselves. Have a good week.

All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye.

Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. Okay, bye.

Carl, think what you're saying.