Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep704 - For the Girls w/ Becca Moore, Whitney Cummings, StutJo, Bill Burr

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

Becca Moore is a creator with half a million Instagram followers who launched her weekly podcast For The Girls with Becca Moore in 2024. Her guest is Grace Brassel who recently broke up with Shane Gillis. This interview is fascinating because Grace ain’t over it and she terrified of upsetting the funny man she hopes to get back with.  Whitney Cummings is really struggling to stay topical and be funny at the same time. The backlash from the Riyadh Comedy Festival is still tormenting her as she tries to subtly re-write history. Caught ye! Bill Burr was a guest on Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend and did so much damage to his career you’d think he was actively trying to lose his fanbase. Opie is really pushing his old shows with Carl Ruiz. Stuttering John is setting up his next lawsuit against me, pretending WATP’s well optimized website and YouTube channel is costing him gigs. Also, the big Rodney’s gig is this Friday and I’m going to be there! Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and the Opie or Burr game. We finish up with some recent comments and your voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/JIzkvFk8wxY Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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reviews and voicemails. But first things first, Adam, tell us about Becca Moore. Becca Moore is a creator with about a half a million Instagram followers who launched a weekly podcast called For the Girls with Becca Moore in 2004. The show is about dating stories, queer relationship dynamics, listener questions, and detailed breakdowns of her personal experiences, such as her breakup with popular

influencer Shannon Beverage and the time she got robbed at Coachella. Yeah, so she is a very attractive woman. And when I saw that she's dating girls, I'm like, how does this happen? Was this the Howard Stern show from the 90s or the attractive lesbians now? What's going on here? So that peaked my interest. I believe she identifies as bisexual. That is true.

Adam, I know. I was like, oh, and she starts talking about boyfriends she's had in the past. I was like, ah, okay. Fake, lesbian, fake. It's a trap. Not buying it. So she has a guest on the show, Grace Brassel. Yes.

Is a digital creator also with a pretty large social media following. Yes, she's another beautiful woman who was bullied as a kid by older girls. turned parodying those girls into a successful viral TikTok account called Crapper Raffa. She's got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, 130,000 followers on Instagram. She's been on Dr. Phil. Yes, to talk about vaping. What, did she have a collapsed lung from vaping? That is true.

That is true. Is that true or does, like, the publicist is trying to find an angle. We've got to get you out Dr. Phil. What are we going to say? I do not know if it's true at all. Okay. Fair enough. So, all right, let's start off with, it turns out, these two are, have known each other for a long time.

I was going to say long term friends, but that's not the case. But they haven't known each other for a long time. I haven't seen her in like years, but we used to work together at Total FratMove. I don't know if you guys know what that is. It's like, I don't know. I think it's like, what's the great thing. It was like a team move version of Barstool. Yes, it was like just like Barstall.

And I actually was just at the Barstall office, like with Caroline, who also worked there. but they basically, like, did not pay us anything. And then everyone... They were like, you're hot and young. And, yeah, we were supposed to, like, work all the time, and it was like, we were not getting paid anything. No, and I was... So we all left one by one.

And now everyone, like, it's crazy. Grace O'Malley works at Barstool. Or does she anyone? I love these entitled 20-somethings. We worked in this company. They didn't pay us anything. I'm sorry, what skills did you bring to the table? You're just hot and blonde?

You're supposed to... You're supposed to throw money at you? At least free drinks. Come on. They probably got that. hat butt. Half off the appetizer menu.

I mean, they're fully aware of it. They admit that, that they were just being used because somebody wanted pretty girls around. And it continues in the next clip. They sent us on a trip to Florida. There was something perverted about it.

I know. There was something perverted happening. Also, they only sent the blonde girls. No, yeah, that was weird. It was kind of weird. And then they didn't give us like any instructions on what to do. And it was like one kid who was like clearly like a gambling addict.

No, I know. Oh my God. And remember we, yeah, we're there. When we went to like this guy's house and he was like, I'm going to make. you guys famous like I'm gonna make you guys fucking famous you're gonna be bigger than bar still there was where are they now no they're they died um I'm gonna make you famous is a pickup line no one who says that to you actually wants to make you famous in fact that would suck for

them if you became famous and fucking bruns if they're not into it it's perverted if they're into it it's hot right isn't that amazing how that works it's just such such an incredible subjective life experience where everything just comes to you and you just walk around and decide what you like and what you don't and that's life yeah it's best be nice now they had a falling out as friends and becca's ready to share her side of how she contributed to that happening which is crazy because evil like ex-boyfriend like oh my god yes i can really do on the hockey thing so i was just like going it through it it was like the worst time anyone could ever hang out with me and i feel like everyone that came in contact with me probably like i've had years like that

Okay. So now we find out why she's a bisexual. Just dated jerks. She's like, I was hanging with girls then. That's going to be the case. Yeah, I think men are the number one cause of lesbianism. I think you're right about that. One way or another. But there's another reason why they might not have been friends.

That's Beck's fault. Not to blame it on this, but I was pretty bad in my, like, Adderall addiction back then. I was, like, popping Adderall all the time. And I think that might have, like, explained. Made you, like, very, like, jumpy. Yeah. I was, like, mad that you guys. eyes like hit it off kind of but and then I was just like so angry at you um I was addicted

to drugs is a great excuse for any bad behavior you've ever had in the past I told you I'm a drug addict so okay well that's fine OCD is another strong contender that's true yeah as long as you can claim those things and you don't work on yourself or fix it then you're fine now watch what she does here because this is amazing if Bill Burr came on the air after his battle with mental and addiction and said this, it would be a new world. Like, I feel like I kept getting online and being like, guess what? This week, I'm actually healed. Like, this week, I actually moved over it.

That is so fucking real what you're saying to me right now. I was never, I would like kind of. Like, you would have a good four days ago. Yeah, I would be like, oh my God, I feel dopamine. I'm healed. I'm ready to do it. Literally. And I tell everyone, they're like, yes.

You've said that three times. Yeah. And then I would like go home at night and I would be like, why when I'm alone, do I feel so lonely and sad? That's the time to feel lonely. when I'm alone. Yeah, maybe if you have a big platform, you shouldn't report on your feelings in real time.

I'm cured of having a good day today. Everything's great. Give it a week. See if you can string a few days in a row first. Four days in a row. No looking back. Yep. I got this.

Yeah, I've quit my addiction for four days. I am all done. Do you want a cigarette? Actually, yes, I do. I have one. That sounds great. Give me now. Now, I'm in.

Here, Grace is going to mention something that might have contributed on her end to their breaking a friendship. Because I had a stalker. Do you remember that? No. Do you remember that in L.A.? Wait, kind of. Having a stalker is a pretty big deal for a woman. I don't know if your friend being like, I kind of remember that.

That's not great. You just admit you don't remember that or care. Yeah. That rings a bell. They threaten to murder you. right and you were scared for your life on a regular basis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I think I remember that.

Maybe. Wait, was that you? It's very interesting. She doubles down on it right here. Influencers and this guy was just like, I'm not going to get into it, but it like really fucked me up. And then, hey, by the way, to him. Shot out to my stalker.

I don't know. But that really fucked me up. How long did you have that soccer? No, he's kind of faded out. I feel like he found some new big. I didn't break up with you. No, he literally broke up. He's like, I could find other people to stop.

No, literally devastating. She misses him. You take it all back. Never mind. She's like, Tim. I still remember you. Let's make it 300 feet. That's compromise.

Remember the good times? I'm not a stalker, but I would imagine if I was that I would take what she just said as a signal to go. Oh, like, it's, when she waves at me and mentions me by name, I'm thinking it's a go time. Yeah. That is a green flag. That's what I was thinking, too. It's not a great thing to do. So, apparently it wasn't that big a deal.

Um, all right. So this is the big, uh, the big reveal. Why are these two women talking here? You know, they're getting the small talk out of the way. Yeah, I remember this, remember that thing? Yeah, no, kind of. And then, uh, let's get into it. What is so interesting about Grace that she is a guest.

on this show. Basically, like, I just saw you on Twitter, like, going viral, like, photos of you. I know. A famous comedian. And I was like, how did you even meet? Like, what happened? I don't know, like, I don't even want to tell. You know, how we met.

No, here's why. Because I don't want bitches to get any ideas. Like, I hired. She goes, you're going viral because I saw you with a famous comedian. And they don't reveal who this famous comedian is. No. They just kind of, I guess you're supposed to know if you're watching this show. Yeah.

Is he the stalker? No, that's a twist right there. It's Tim Allen, actually. That would work out. Becca says that, you know, they weren't friends, and she was completely willing to, like, jump back into this woman's life because she saw her with this guy and was like, you got to do my podcast.

Right. You think they'd mention it once or twice? Yeah, right. They never do. That's weird. When did you guys break up? We broke up. up um like

technically like in August but we did like a little dead we did a little dance dad's like a little back and forth and the up and the down so like blurry like edges of like the yeah I've never done that before yeah who cares when they broke up by the way I don't that's only girls

yeah that's a good point you broke it up now right yeah now it's October 13th well what Beck is doing is revealing slowly under the guise of female empowerment, this open flesh wound that is this woman reeling from her breakup with comedian Shane Gillis. Yes, this is Shane Gillis's ex on here. And that's the whole reason why she's even on the show.

No one really cares about Grace other than that. And we can tell that Grace is having a hard time with this breakup. We're going to see a number of examples of the shows that she is not over it. But Becca wants to talk about the end of their relationship. No, no. People are just seeing so mean. I know. They were. And he's just like, I don't know. We really did love each other. But he got so fucking famous while we were dating that like, I don't think anyone could really be in a relationship with someone like, like it doesn't make any sense. I'm trying to say the words correctly here because I've never talked about this publicly.

Yeah. No, it's okay. I'm not crying. Okay. I don't know. It's just like, but it's a lot. It's a lot. I know. I always come on these. I'm like, I'm always thinking about us. I'm like, I'm going to be so fucking funny.

I'm like, now I'm being real. No, you are being so funny. No, you're being real funny, lady. Keep it up. Cracking everyone up. Yeah, she seems pretty distraught about this thing. Maybe she's not ready to talk about it yet. She is not ready to talk about it.

That's what it seems like to me. So, good job on Becca. God's so famous, so fast. I forgot my name. Yeah, no shit. Well, I mean, she was a popular TikToker, and she just stopped creating as soon as they started dating. So she kind of lost her audience a bit, and her story's gone dead, and she disappeared, and now she's coming back a little too early. Yeah, probably.

We can, like, edit anything out. Why did you, like, not show up on social media as much during the relationship? Because he's really private, so this is his nightmare, what I'm doing right now. But, like, come on, like, please. Like, please, he's, like, release me. Like, please, it's fine. We're fine. It was like PR.

Like people are going to be like rolling on the ground like screaming. Yeah, but you're not even saying anything bad though. They're like, oh my God, the Grace podcast has hit the Pentagon. Like babes, please don't get any breath. Wow. She's very afraid of what's going to happen. The fallout that could happen for this. It's not like it was a secret.

They went to the espies together. They were seen many times. People knew they were dating. And so just revealing they were dating is not a big deal. No, Shane's not watching this. Well, he might be. I don't know. He might tune into this because the title.

of this episode is like I dated a famous or what's like to date a famous comedian or something like that. Oh, I'm a famous comedian. I'm a famous comedian. I just like, that can be me. Hey, she looks familiar. Let me see if the bag was over her head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got the right dimensions. That's the one.

Yeah, apparently this is a big deal. She thinks this is going to be a really big deal for Shane Gillis. Dude, this is like this is like 9-11. Like me out of my guys. What? It just is like, you're allowed to do a podcast. I know. And I'm also so funny.

I'm so nice. Yeah. And he must know that. Like anyone that knows he knows he knows. No, I know. So he's devastated over me. Yeah, he should be. Okay.

Keep telling yourself that. He's real devastated. And you're hilarious, by the way. As soon as I swim through all this pussy, I'll be back for more. He'll get sick of it. He'll tire himself out. That pile of pussy over there. I like this. She's like, this is his 9-11, the fact that I'm on here talking about this.

And it's like, all right, well, then make with the goods. I can tell this is what Beck is thinking. Like, all right, cool. Yeah, what do you got to get some stories or something? Like, what's here about this Shane Gillis fellow? Because we all love them. We all know. We all love them.

What's the deal? What are you going to reveal to us? Unfortunately, we're not going to get too far in that. But I want to start. Well, what's interesting is that Through the course of their relationship, she posted everything from the SBs to Saturday Night Live To the tour bus to home

And he never mentioned it. Right. So it was one-sided, very public. So obviously he really told her, don't fucking talk about this. Don't share stuff. And she is genuinely afraid and concerned Because she still loves him.

Obviously. And you can tell she still loves him because he was recently performing at Madison Square Garden, and that's near her. So it was very disturbing. He did Madison Square Garden. Like, this is like where I live, right? Yeah.

No. I literally, like, I survived. I thought I could survive that three nights at Madison Square Garden like two weeks ago. Like, come on. I couldn't watch it. I didn't watch the Super Bowl this year because I knew he had a commercial. No. I'm sure eventually, like.

It'll be less like trigger. Yeah, less triggering and more like I, because I'm a fan of him. I can be a fan of his work. But like, I can. Oh my God. I touched it. No, it's okay. She couldn't watch the Super Bowl because he was going to be in a commercial.

She's really having a hard time with us. This is not good. It's not healthy. She's also a sound man's worst nightmare. She knocks the microphone. She gets the table. She's nowhere near the microphone. I had this cranked up in the browser right now because the audio on this is terrible.

I don't know why people are afraid of microphones. and they get on podcasts for some reason. I wouldn't know anything about that. But it's also like they're speaking another language together. You have to bump it up because it's so fast. You can miss what's happening. Like, Becca is really kind of letting her unravel in front of us and just like contributing little bits and then watching her spin. All right.

So let's find out how much self-awareness this woman has. Like, now I'm like really actually, I need to, I'm so fucking funny. Like, I know I'm funny. I don't know I have the hutspah. I have it. So I just need to lock in. I mean, when you announce that you're funny, and even earlier when she's just like,

oh my gosh, I thought it was going to be funny on here, and I'm not funny at all. It's like, yeah, you've got to start being funny before you can announce it you're funny and you think you're going to be funny. You got nowhere to go but down when you brag.

I will say, I bet she has a lot of guys laughing whatever she says. Oh, yeah. I'm laughing right now. There's a lot of girls who look like that who think they're funny. So I'm not surprised.

She does have 500,000 people that support her sketches and her mean girl characters. So she does believe it. But it's interesting that Becca's response was, yeah, literally. Like, you're being funny right now saying that. You're not even recognizing it. I think that she's afraid that no one's going to care about her. Like Shane Gillis, you know, no longer with her. And she's just going to fade away into oblivion.

Don't you get that sense, Adam? That's exactly what's happening. And she is getting sucked into the airlock at warp speed and cannot control this. And she's enjoying watching it happen. However, let's give her a chance. Let's see if she's funny. She's asked to tell the best, the funniest story about her relationship with Shane. This is it.

This is going to be great. Yeah. We're sitting at this bar we used to always go to and this girl came up. And she was like walking around asking a question about politics that is very pointed and very intense and you should not do it. And it was a Wednesday and she was blacked out drunk. No. And like you don't ask fucking shade.

And she probably just wanted to make him mad or something. Yeah. Like it was like something so wild. Like I'll tell you after. Like I don't want to spring it up because like people are going to be like it's bad. And. Wow. She's terrified.

It's the I'll tell you after podcast. Yeah. All the good stuff off of her. And Becca's not helping all. She says is no. Yeah. No. No.

It's ridiculous. Why can't she say what a stranger said to her boyfriend? Why can't. Can't that be revealed? A blackout drunk chick and a bar said something to your ex-boyfriend? I can't tell you what it is. It's too interesting. Yeah.

What? She's not just protecting Shane. She's protecting that drunk person. Right, that we don't know. It's just a rando. It was me. It wasn't you. Shut up.

Stop making you the story. You're not the story. Well, this one goes on. Don't worry. We got more tea to spill. She was like, we're asking everyone in the bar and she came up to him and she's like, so what do you? think of that. No.

And like he is the biggest bully ever. Like he's so funny. He shot right back at her and he was like, I'm not going to say what he said because then you'll guys guess what she's talking about. And then he says something hilarious. Oh, no. No laughs. What do you mean?

None. This might be the worst story I've ever heard. But she's funny. This might be the worst story ever told. Yeah, it might be because it could be the best story of all time. we'll never know. She says a thing and he said a thing back and you had to be there. It was so great.

Fuck. Hopefully we get more details coming up here. I'm just sitting in between. I'm like, this girl's fucking drunk. He's over here. She takes the beer, throws it at him and he dodges it because he was like, and then he starts to laugh because he was like,

there's no way that just happened. He was laughing. No, he was, because he's always being jovial, bro. Like, he's always like something. He's always like laughing. This could be a good story. Yes.

This chick's throwing a beer at Shane Gillis in the bar. We can't tell us. the details of it? We'll never know. We'll never know. She tells me off air. Yeah, right. I'm going to have to slide into her DMs

just to get some info on this. Well, let's see. Maybe there's some more details being revealed in a moment here. She comes back in and punches him in the fucking head. What? Wait, what? His hat flies.

How did you never tell this story? What the fuck? Because I don't know why we just never talk about. You got a fight with him. I love the story. We talked about it all the time. And he was like, that's when I knew I love you. Girl punched him.

Punched him. That's when you knew he loved you. Because he was like, you're crazy. Very revealing right there. Yes. We talk about this all the time. No, you don't. You guys don't talk anymore.

It's over. Why have you never told this? I'm not even telling it now. Yeah, right. When will you ever tell us the story? The question. She goes, we talk about this all the time. Meanwhile, she couldn't watch the Super Bowl because he was going to be in a commercial.

That's pretty funny. Well, if you heard. She sits aside for Bud Light. she smashes her head to do it. She is funny. See? Unintentionally. I'm sorry.

No, when she talks about how long they've been broken up, she was like, well, October, but actually really this month. And then, you know, she made a stupid joke about it, but it's her way of being like, he's stringing me along. Right. And it was a great. Taping that, yeah. Uh-huh.

And Bega revealed that in a very casual way that she's fucked up because she doesn't know if she's supposed to be going to the Madison Square Garden. or ignoring Madison Square Garden or going to his house or what. Like she doesn't know what to do with herself. That's funny. It's very sad. Ready for the conclusion of this amazing story? I'm ready.

Throughout of this door. And then like I, guys, I'm not kidding. Like, I literally was like, I really don't ever fucking catch it. Like, what do you fucking do? I'm so crazy. I really am crazy. And then she comes back around in another door

and he said something so funny and I can't say what he said. I feel like I'm there You see why Shane sells out Madison's Greg Garden With a wit like that Someone should animate the story You know like sometimes they'll do that thing Like they work at your base We'll do that with Carl

Does have like the animation of what he's saying Yeah but everything's footage not found Exactly There's just like little word bubbles to come up with blanks Later that same scene Everything's redacted That same scene That story sucks

What a horrible guest. Gracie's stick. Beck's not great either. No, Becca's not helping herself at all. She's not getting anything out of this woman. She is revealing things, though. She is letting her unravel and not getting in the way by being constantly supportive. Look, maybe storytelling just isn't her her sense of humor.

Maybe it's political humor. Maybe there's something else. Let's find out. I do a Trump impression. Should I do it? Yes. I'm scared So bad

No they're gonna be like this She said that she wants to do stand up Okay We're not doing that But you should Okay sorry I'll stop saying No no I'm looking

I would love to see the Trump I can't do the Trump I'm like that's good Every time Every time I have a gun We got we got We got No

The hands He always says Love him Love that guy Oh no I'll tell you after. What the fuck was that?

What was that? What was that? It was two people not doing an impression. Yeah. She volunteered that. She did. It was her idea. Oh, no.

This is not going well. So she wants to be creative, right? She's got all these followers on social media. And she's got all this talent, obviously. I've wanted to post on TikTok. I wanted to be funny again and get out. out there and do all these things because I know I'm so talented and I can do it. But like it's such an elephant in the room.

And like, you know, he's the white man's Taylor Swift. I know. And that's not my demographic, mom. Well, that's why there is space for you too, though. No, I know. I'm like, wait, what? All these guys got on my podcast. So what, wait, what's the concern that her style of humor would not be enjoyed by the Shane

Gillis fans? She just called it the elephant in the room. Yeah. And she's like, well, that's not your audience, right? So what do you care? Right. What's the difference? And she crumbled.

She has nothing. She just can't even try and be funny, knowing that she was rejected by the funniest man in the world right now, the Taylor Swift of comedy. I'm a Shane Gillis fan. And I'll tell you that if Grace wanted to hang out with me, I'd be fine with that. Yeah. But I can like you both. I can watch tires and then also go out of date with this girl. That'd be fine.

Yeah. We'd have a problem with that. That's a spirit. They're not ready, Carl. That's the best time to pounce, Adam, when they're not ready. Jesus. When they're crying. How do you not know this?

Well, she's not crying. She keeps reminding us every 30 seconds that she's not crying. I'm fine. I promise you. All right, so we have a question from Becca that you enjoyed. Are they giving you hate? Like, are you getting? Yeah, no, they'd be like, I had to get rid of the word gold digger.

Like, okay, if I was a gold digger, you think I plan ahead. Like, I've never, I'm the type B. No, I loved him and that's it. Like, it was not. Yeah. No. Like, fuck you. So gold digger.

She just revealed that gold diggers in her blocked words list on the comment section. So one thing I've learned is don't say that to her. Why did she bring it up? Good question. Seems like a really bad idea to talk about the words that you block in your social media comments. I've seen other dummies do that. too. Seems like a really bad idea. If you're going to do comedy, you can't be that sensitive.

That is too sensitive. The idea that no one can even mention that word to her and you don't have a comeback ready after how many years you don't have something at the ready to say, people are always going to say that. Even if you guys got married, like, that's what you do. You don't get to say fuck you. Right. And also, I mean, that's kind of a perk for dating Shane Gillis, I would imagine. Yeah. That Bud Light money, it's pretty nice.

Give me that gold. All right. So here, she almost pulls up a good one. She's trying to be funny. I really loved him. I really, really loved him. So, but he's so fucking old.

Now I'm kidding. I was like getting emotions. I love it. It's okay to get emotional. Come back to me, Papa. You guys are going to get back together after this, I guarantee. Wow. She couldn't even let the, he's so old settle for a second.

Like, just kidding. You're great. I love you. We've got back. Good comedic instincts. Wow. Yeah, she's broken. Yeah.

I loved him. I also love him. Oh, boy. And did you see what Becca did there? The way she, like, she said something along the lines of, oh, you guys are going to get back together. I know it. That's like the worst thing you could possibly say to someone in that situation, I think. Yeah, right.

Because they're hinging everything on that. Uh-huh. So it doesn't come to be. It's going to be massive depressive time. Yeah. That's on Becca. Right. Blunt on her hands.

She tries to wrap things up in a very passive-aggressive way. I like it. I want to point out, if you're correct about this, Adam, and they're like on again off again, and Shane's tapping that whenever he's in town or whatever is going on here because, you know, why not? He's definitely watching this episode. Okay.

You know what I mean? That would be a good reason. Right? If that's the case, then he's going, oh, she's a psycho. And this is not. This is not. I mean, if I sneak up. out the middle of the night.

It's funny. They have a conversation about Zach Bryan. And now they've both hung out with Zach Brian country star. He's very problematic about the way he treats women. And they talked about how difficult it was spending time with him because of how he treats women. So she asked Shane, how can you be his friend? And Shane said, you know, he's so drunk. He gets so drunk and crazy.

And I just love watching people that are drunk and crazy. And what did she say earlier when she hit that girl at the bar? Shane looked at it and was like, I love you. It's hilarious. All right. So they say their goodbyes. And it's very passive-aggressive. You were picking up on some nuance to this conversation, Adam, throughout the hour.

It seems like these two still do not like each other. I think Becca is leading her through this and getting as much as she can while still maintaining a facade of friendship. Right. But thank you so much, Grace. I feel like this is such. a good conversation. I think it'll help a lot of girls. Like, honestly.

I hope so. You're just showing up and, like, taking up space is, like, really important because you don't have to, like, disappear. Oh, man. Grace looked at the camera like, oh, that's it. Yeah, you just showing up and taking up space is really important. That's an awful thing to say to a human being. Yep.

You did not get the part. You did not get the part. But we love that you showed up and tried. It was good for you. Sweet. Yeah. All right. One more clip on here.

Then we'll look at some comments. that people had. Any set up for this, Adam? Becca continues to speak truth. Like, obviously, I can't guarantee that anything you said won't end up on Reddit, but you also don't have to.

Like, there's going to be like some evil, like, podcasters who are like, there's just people in that world, because I know the comic rules. Like, I think everyone that I've talked to about it. Yeah. And my own life. I mean, I just don't want to fucking,

I didn't say anything bad. I just don't want to, I don't want him to have a hard time. Yeah, ever. Which is so nice of you. You know, he always has a heart because he's always hungover. He is. No.

Oh my God. I have some stories for you. I haven't been there. Dude, let's get dinner. But we should probably wrap this episode. Bring the bikes to dinner. This is what I want to hear about.

Telling us that shades of alcohol who wakes up hung over every single day. Yeah, for not saying anything. She's had plenty. Yeah, that was interesting right at the end there. Evil podcasters. You know, we were at the recording studio yesterday with Doug from the Jingles Department. engineering our new isotopes album. Great, man.

And Doug's awesome. He does a lot for the shows, and he's a big fan of the Dabalverse. And he was telling me a story behind he was making dinner and watching, I don't know if it was Tuki or something. Yeah, there's Tukkah Cardiff and Mike. Yeah, yeah, the BTH. And his wife comes downstairs, he's like, oh, you're watching your mean people show? I'll be in the other room.

Let me know when dinner's ready. Is that what she says? You refer to it like as a mean people show. Yeah, the long and short show. of it. Yeah. I think we have fun over here. I don't know what they're talking about.

I have a relative who asks me if I'm still picking on that drunk. He's still picking on the drunk. You're like, oh, yeah. There's no one to the science. It's hard not to. All right, so you grab some of the chat comments on here. So it's kind of fun. It was cool.

I got to meet all these celebrities. Shane dodged a bullet. Someone's picking up on some of the things that Grace was thing. Holy cuts and edits Batman. This video was skipping like a CD in a disc man in the 90s. I don't know if you noticed that. A lot of cuts. Crazy cuts.

Like, and that's what they left in. I wonder what they cut. A lot of tears, I'm guessing. Probably, yeah. Someone wrote, ha, ha, ha, Shane Gillis is having his 9-11 after this release. Horace, yeah. I was thinking the same thing. I don't think of this is going to harm

Shane Gillis anyway. But, whoa, no. What's going to come of me? It's not like the Riyadh comedy festival to Bill and Whitney. I'm not seeing that coming. This is Chrissy Church saying, I'm so funny, you'd think she'd say

something funny eventually. I was hoping to like this episode more. So a response, same. Yeah, declaring yourself funny doesn't usually work. And then McElmorgan Freeman says, I'm like so funny. Shane Gillis's acts, 2016.

Good old water lips. I bet the group chat is going crazy right now. I can only imagine. Mm-hmm. What that's like. Anything else you want to play from this episode, Adam? Any final thoughts? No.

Just that, let's give our good friend Grace a little space and let her figure out her next move before we shine a light on her again. And Becca, keep up the great work. Yeah, and also, crazy, if you want to come on WATP, we'll be really kind to you. We'd love to have you out to talk about this. And, hey, great. Tom Myers is definitely single. Well, thank you for that.

Adam, thanks for checking that. Someone else suggested that podcast episode to me as well. I think it caught a lot of people's eye since it was Shane's axe on there, supposedly dish in the dirt. But apparently not. We didn't get a ton of information out of her. She's still madly in love, unfortunately. I kept checking YouTube to make sure I didn't have it sped up. Yeah.

Very manic energy between. those two. All right. Whitney Cummings. Just dropped a new episode this week. I'm sure you've all already seen it because it has 7006,000 views in two days. What's wild about this is that there's only 641 likes on it. 641 thumbs up on the 7606,000 views.

That's less than 0.1% of people who watched this liked it. They did not like it. How is that possible? 0.09% of people liked it. There's 120 thumbs down. There's 124 comments. So she is still finding ways to get traffic to her videos and no one's actually watching or engaging at all.

And this episode is called They Keep Releasing PDF files. And it's all about Epstein. She lets us know what we're in for. this podcast, I don't know if it's going to be as many ha-haz as you might see at a theater near you. I'm not, look, I find horrifying things. The, what is it? Tension that's built. I cope with ha-haz.

Not everyone does. I hate this presentation style that she has, where she never finishes a sentence and she has to stop mid-word every time. No one talks like that, including Whitney Cummings. It's a really weird presentation style. She thinks is funny or edgy or interesting or something. But she lets us know what we're in for immediately. So the things I'm talking about in this episode, they're hilarious to me. All right.

I'm going to be honest with you guys. This is not a funny episode of Whitney Cummings podcast. Yeah, it's a tough one. It's a slog. It's a tough one to get through. But there are some gems as we realize that similar to Bill Burr, this Riyadh comedy festival is still following her around, even if it's just in her own head. She cannot shake this thing.

And as she's talking about the Epstein files, she has to draw this comparison because it's always going on in the back of her mind. I think we treat it like COVID. The COVID precautions could actually come in handy now that some of us are sort of mainlining these files and other people are, you know, on threads. like Whitney Cummings, performing in Saudi, that's our biggest problem. Like some people think a female comedian is like a big problem and not

the Epstein file. So I... But hold on, hold on a second, Whitney. The people have a problem with that are all racist. So what do you care if there's people who are complaining that you decided to work for the Saudi government? And you're this feminist who was part of the Me Too movie. Like, I don't

understand what the problem is. the only racists would have that opinion of you. Oh, look at Ashley Cummings is here in the, uh, our comments, actually. Hey, Ashley. Good to see you. Hope you get your horseback. I've rooted for you on that. And so you can tell that this is bothering her.

She's just like, but everyone's good. No one's talking about the Epstein files. Everyone's complaining about what I'm up to, which obviously not true. But, you know, these people, they get in their feels so much, they see the criticism. And like every single person is criticizing. exercising me. Sure. It's like most people don't have no idea that Whitney Cofferson at the Rehad Comedy Festival.

Most people. Most people know a lot about Epstein. And the Epstein files. Those are good points. Right. And then she tries to revise history. Fake feminists that are like, oh, we're pro-woman. And then the second one makes a mistake and apologizes.

They're like, get her! She just said that she apologized. She made a mistake and apologized. We played the podcast episode. where she came on and pretty much said, oh, sorry I was paid to perform comedy in another country, and you guys don't like that because they're brown people. She didn't apologize at all.

She was like, fuck you. She never fully apologized for shitting on Ms. Rachel. Right. She didn't apologize for anything, right? That apology was the worst one of all. She's like, oh, I guess everyone loves Ms. Rachel, and you can't criticize her. Or Ms. Rachel.

I'll wait. I just think that's wild. That's what's in her mind is like, She handled that so poorly. She wishes she could go back and do it differently. You can tell. Because this whole episode is just nonstop how distraught she is over the Epstein files, whether that's performative or not we can talk about. But in the middle of it, all of a sudden she's just like, hell, but all you guys care about is some comedian going to Saudi Arabia and performing comedy.

You brought it up. Yeah. Also, where's the hilarious top? What's with this normal looking shit? Yeah, you're right. She's actually dressed like a human. I know. On this episode.

Now, she starts off with a pre-prepared bit. This is very much like a written monologue that she has. I've exposed myself to horrifying things that people, most people don't know about, or maybe they've heard about it and just blocked it out. Or maybe they heard it from me, so they sort of were like, not sure. For example, the world is running out of helium. I've said it. This is a tricky wormhole to go down.

It's disturbing. It's upsetting. And I've been there. I've been living in this. And by the way, us running out of helium doesn't mean like the parades are going to stop. The floats are going to get smaller. It's like helium is used to like make medical equipment function. Like pretty important stuff.

Another thing, we all have microscopic bugs in our eyelashes and mites all over. our skin. All right. So she's, you know, she goes on this long rant about all the horrific things that people are not paying attention to. I'm sure you can see where this is leading to. She says,

cockroaches can live for weeks without a head. Toddlers have their adult teeth behind their eyes. Eligators don't die from natural causes. The Challenger explosion, apparently the astronauts were alive for 10 seconds and could see what was happening to them. So she's going on and on about all

of these horrific things that she knows about the rest of us are not paying attention to, but she knows about them. That's information that I've known for a while, and I've moved forward. I've, you know, I'll go to birthday parties. Oh, good. Like, I'm a functioning

person. You know the McDonald's woman with the Sculling Coffee case thing? You know that the third degree burns were her undercarriage? No one else seems to know that. When I see a suing for burns, story.

I don't go, this is crazy. How, I go, where were the burns? So none of this is landing. No. And it goes on,

like, that's why I was telling you the list of things she does. There's like a flood in Boston in 1919 that she talks about. It goes on and on with all these. Did you know this thing? Do you know that thing?

These are all crazy. And these are the things that she finds hilarious, she was saying. Right, because she's a little twisted. And so she makes ha-haz out of horrific things. So we finally get to the fucking point of all of this. The point is that I've studied a litany of horrifying things.

And honestly, I thought I had a handle on being disturbed. But the Epstein files, it almost has me forgetting we have a billion bugs in our eyebrows. It's so horrifying. I've forgotten other hard. It's dislodged other horrifying things. Like other horrifying things in my hippocampus are like, whoa this is more important

this is not worth holding on to I feel like reading these files which by the way the bugs also have to do karma wow called that back twice

went for two bugs in the eyelash jokes twice there try to make that work but yeah so the whole point of it is like there's all these perfect things and none of them are as bad as the Epstein files. And she's the expert.

She's going through all of it. And, I mean, it does make for a great comedy podcast. Don't get me wrong. It doesn't work because you just mentioned all these things that you forgot because of this. That also, yeah, doesn't make any sense at all. I forgot about all these things. We just explained them to us. Seems like you're running down ahead of time, actually.

You're ready to go with it. Yeah, there was some video accompaniments. Yeah, she's so bad at this style of presentation. didn't used to be like this, but this is the new thing that she's, she's been trying. And it's not working at all. But I love when she goes to the ad reads because some of the ad copy is hilarious considering the source. Hey, y'all, quick break, fashion icon here.

You guys know that I feel like I'm pretty self-aware in terms of going, like, I'm not good at this. I'm terrible at this. I shouldn't have done that. I can't apologize for this. I mean, holy shit. That's the most inconvenient ad copy. If I were, I'd be like, I'm not reading this one.

Don't make me say I'm self-aware and I apologize when I should. God damn it. Making me look bad. And then there's a product here. I've never seen this advertised anywhere. This one, this sounds like a scam to me. This sounds like one of those products that Whitney will be apologizing that she ever worked with these people.

This is insane. This is metapause. What's happening? Do I need hormone replacement? And then you get told, everything looks normal. You're just stressed. This is what getting older feels like. Like, women are dramatic, like whatever.

Superpower actually gives you answers. They send a licensed professional to your home, or you can go to a nearby lab, and you're going to do one simple blood draw that looks at over 100 biomarkers, including detailed hormone testing, so that you can see what's really going on instead of guessing.

Their app breaks down your female hormones, thyroid health, metabolism, nutrient deficiencies, inflammation, and moa. You even get your true biological age so that you can track how your body is actually functioning over time. Superfower then turns all of that into an actionable health plan with targeted supplement recommendations, nutrition guidance, and lifestyle change is built for a woman's biology.

Holy shit. Someone comes to your house, takes your blood, brings it back to the lab, and tells you you're way older than you actually are. And then sells you a bunch of shit. You got to buy from them for these nutrients and this meal planning and shit. You're going to need a new flux capacity. This is a fucking wild company. You fucking know all about this shit.

If you were a fan of Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes, then you're going to love. Thank you. I wrote that the exact same thing. I'm like, this sounds like a scam. Yeah. That sounds like Theranos. And Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for that. Still currently.

Yes, correct. For me, the CEO of this company that also sold a bill of goods. Like, I need some blood. And we'll figure out everything there is to keep you alive forever. Like, what? You are really low on snake oil. Fortunately, we have some. But name it after something real we can all believe in.

Superpowers. Right, yeah. Well, not to mention, there's got to be privacy concerns with this, right? I remember the 23 and me stuff where people are concerned about them having their DNA. This is their blood. Are they going to, like, resell this stuff you would think, right? I got Whitney Cummings' blood right here. Wouldn't you think that this would be some information that you'd be able to resell?

What's crazy about this? I'm watching this and I go, that can't be a real product. That sounds made up. Right after this ad block, she goes into a story about one of the things that was revealed in the Epstein files. And she's talking about core blood, umbilical cord and placenta blood that's used to treat diseases, stem cell research and stuff like that and stem cells. And I guess Whitney saved this for her son when he was born a couple years ago just in case. Because, like, if he gets leukemia or something, they can use this to treat them.

So she was convinced to save this. And she goes into this story. So with cord blood, the goal is to never use the cord blood. It's like insurance, right? You never want to have to use it. I'm sure. After, I don't know, a while, a billionaire can be like, hey, do you have any batches of cord blood from people who ran out of money? because we will happily take that off your hands.

But it's not presented creepy. Enter mumbo-jumbo. They sell it. It's like, oh, no, we're doing research to change the life of millions of people. And by that, I actually mean keep a couple of psychopaths alive. The point is. Okay. So what she's explaining here is that evil people are now raiding these banks of core blood

that people like her are saving in case of a disaster later on for their children. And yet this company that comes to your house, it does a drug ploff. Like they literally travel to your house and it's only $200 too. She's like, it's only $1.90. Like, hold on a second. I don't understand the business model here. Or maybe I do. Are they selling this shit to evil people too?

Because it sounds like it. And I'm so glad you brought up Theranos because right after that. I'll hit your Venmo. you throw some extra placentus they were going to go into the trash. How about just throw them into an empty theranos machine? I do feel like a lot of hospitals still have a lot of like

pheranos machines that don't work. They just use them as like Tupperware, whatever. Did she get this approved with her advertiser before she did this? Everything she's talking about is just like let's not bring up thereinose. It didn't fly with Tupperware. I'll tell you that.

They lost that sponsor. What did they do to them in Riyadh? Bill Burr's doing the same thing. He's reading ads and talking about Epstein Island in the middle of it. It's wild. These two have lost their mind. We have Bill Burr coming up in just a moment because Bill Burr's also lost his mind in very similar fashion as Whitney Cummings.

This is more brilliant ad copy. I don't know if she's improvving this. Let's get back to the ad block. I love she's improvving this or it's actually written down. And I, everyone that uses, all the businesses that use Square are always cool. Guys, people support us, Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts are cooler than their friends and get laid all the time. This is research that I've done, I know, for a fact. Businesses are cool, Whitney.

That's a WATP guarantee. That's right. Businesses are cool. Well, Whitney thinks she knows more than everyone else. And so she can't wait to teach us lessons about things that she knows. And he's already like filing the Nobel Peace Prize like paperwork for that. Like he will win a Nobel Peace Prize for this idea. Which by the way, you know me, I have to say a Nobel Peace Prize established by the Swedish inventor Alfred Nobel.

Funded by the interest he made from making dynamite and other explosives. Anyway. Who doesn't know that? That's a pretty well-known fact. He felt guilty about it. That's why he started the Nobel Peace Prize. someone would have invented dynamite at the end. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's like, oh, I have a clip of Suttering John coming up where he's like all pissed at me for ruining his life. Someone else would have done it. I'd love to take full credit for this, but you being a buffoon on the internet would have been found out. A few were already onto it. You're right. And John, wasn't it really you the whole time? Here's a fun joke that she really likes a lot.

If we just treated this like COVID, COVID-15, because that's a lot. the oldest age of the girls in these files, frankly. Good one. COVID-15. Get it? Underage girls. Yeah.

And sometimes she just randomly just cracks up. She's a mental patient. Yeah. She's carrying out like a fucking mental patient. I don't know if this is her act or this is what she's trying to accomplish. If it is, you're nailing it.

It's hard to figure out. She keeps looking off camera at what I'm assuming is Pat. Yeah. Did Pat just make a face in her? Yeah, right? Shigley keys. I don't know. She got very excited just now.

Her delivery is on a loop where she talks like this. The whole, do you guys notice that it's up in it? And then she 23s to get you there, whatever, like some gangster. And it's always that. And she says the really dark stuff in that gangster voice. It's really weird and off-putting. So then she's talking about the person in prison is not actually Galane Maxwell, but rather a body double.

And she shows the photos. she's like, no one would believe this is actually Galane Maxwell. And she can't help herself. And the moment it was picked to be in the imposter was like, wait, so I have to pretend to be one of the biggest criminals of all time, Galane Maxwell. And because of how much society has destroyed women's ability to like anything about their own faces or bodies, the one was like, okay, does it mean I get a free nose drum? Which is society's fault because She's insane Yeah

Why did you have to sneak that little feminist rant in there? Society has convinced us that we need to all get nose jobs I mean, yeah, some of you do Some of you do, yes That's not society's fault No Why are you looking at me like that, Chris? Ah, you're beautiful

Well, this ad read starts out very unfortunate considering what she just said there. So, look, let's face it. I have a face. And I don't know what to tell you. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. I just want to say, because this channel has been struck for harassment by this woman,

that I agree that she's a beautiful woman. Yes. And she's actually stunning. And ladies, you should buy whatever she's selling, because you should want to look at it. exactly like Wendy Cummings. Fantastic. We only critique her comedy over here.

We think that she's a lovely person and that everyone should be very nice to her. That's what every comic wants to hear. So what my attorney wrote to me is something like that. Then they get the Les Wexner talk. And this is the hackiest joke. Of course, Les Wexner owned, you know, he was buddies with Epstein. And he owned lots of chains of retail stores. And I can't believe comedian Whitney Cummings did this.

I always thought it was weird. I always was like Victoria's secret. Like, why did she have a secret? Who's telling Victoria to keep a secret? It might as well be called Victoria. Like, why can't she tell anyone the secret? What's the secret? Keep telling that joke.

You're one of the biggest hacks I know. That is so hack. You're embarrassed for her. You can't even look up at the screen. I quit. Damn it, Whitney. He just got my producer to quit. The fuck was that?

That was terrible. That was really bad. Why are those pet boys so peppy? Also, it's the same as secret. Right? She just kept saying the same joke over and over again. Do you guys know Victoria's a secret? What is the secret?

Why don't you tell the secret? Do you guys know there's a secret? The fuck is she on? Stop saying secret in there. She's not an anterol. I mean, I don't know. I have no idea. Oh, it's something.

Every time she comes on the screen, you can feel it. It's very real. She is medicated. She's on something. She's hopped up. And I think some of these jokes are pre-planned. Some of it's off the dome. This one seems like one that she had ready to go.

One of the Bath and Body Works scents is saltwater breeze. Don't normalize young girls liking being on an island. Beaches don't smell good. They don't. They smell warfy and fishy. Don't glamorize it so that you can brainwash young girls to think beach water smells good. So when they're staring down to the trapdoor or the ocean, they're like, ha, ha, ha. It's a stretch.

It's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, I'm not following it. You're pointing about the scent of bath and body works? She's done more to curb pirating with that statement than anyone else has in the last decade. She's single-handedly bringing down all the pirates. And then she's got another huge stretch here. Again, this is all about the retail chains that were once owned by Les Wexner. The fact that the Victoria Secret Girls are called Angels, it's like, angels are dead.

Dead hot girl. Here's the dead hot girls. Like, I hate it. We live in hell. She's trying to connect what she finds very distressing to comedy, and she's doing a horrific job of it. Angels are dead. Well, I guess. I don't know.

Yeah. And are all angels hot? No, I don't think so. Do you think you get hotter? When do you go to have? Because if everyone's hot, then no one's hot. No, a lot of those cherubs are fat bitches. I would think so.

It's probably a lot of gluttony going on. Yeah. All right, you ready for some Bill Burr talking points here, Adam? I think you'll appreciate this. It's going to be a seamless transition. Yeah. You would never guess that Whitney and Bill feel the exact same way about wealthy people. These generational wealth people are a problem.

All right, Bill. You know, not the newly wealthy people. The people that got wealthy within the last, when did I get wealthy? Less decade. They're cool. But when it runs in the family, now we got to start looking. Yeah, let's talk about that. Let's explore that a little bit, Whitney.

If your daddy was a billionaire, he was probably. a psychopath. Okay. I love these. You know, and she's probably right about a lot of this, and so is Bill. But these generalities that they come up with, which is like, white people are the problem. All billionaires are psychopaths. Throwing the word probably into a joke doesn't usually work.

Now, that's true, too. Yeah, you do the extremes with that. I have one more clip on here. So she makes a comment, and I read into it a little bit. I'll tell you what my theory is. You guys might have your own theories. I'm not a psychiatrist, but I've had to talk to a lot of them about this personality type. When people like this prey on humans, malignant narcissism, psychopaths, I had to learn about this with, you know, when famous people go for underage, the whole thing is like that they make the person feel and they feel as if they're doing that person a favor.

She's had to talk to psychiatrists about famous people going after underage girls. Could it be Christalia? Could she be referring to anyone have any other guesses on what she's talking about there? Well, when you think about it, it's not going to get you late to say, hey, listen, baby, I'm not going to do you any favors. That's a good point. You do want to make it seem like it's a good idea. Well, I'll just add that when you go to a therapist, you're talking to them about yourself. Yes.

And if you're not, they are changing the subject to be about yourself. That's a great point. I know about this because I have to talk about other people with this personality disorder. It's like, no, no, Whitney, you're the narcissist. What are you talking about? I'm like, I'm surrounded by narcissists. I'm not the one on trial. Oh, wait, I am.

Right. It's like that Joe Walshline, all my friends are so different I haven't changed. You know, it's like, I can't believe. What the fuck? Why is everyone so weird now? I'm just normal being a multimillionaire. Nothing's changed with me. Anyway, I think that was Christalia.

I think that was the reference. They could be wrong. Write your comments. Who you think she was referencing. I never do that. Even blind Mike does every time. What does that? Well, let's know with the comment section.

Helps the algorithm. Yeah, because they usually do anyways. You don't have to ask them. Yeah, but right, I have more than 124 comments under these videos. That's wild. 7,000 views, 124 comments. And some of them are talking about us. So thank you very much for continuing.

to let Whitney know that going after WATP was not cool. Yeah. No, some of them do more than talk about WATP. They're like, as a WATP fan, I just wanted to let you know that we didn't forget is the number one comment on our last video. I love that. Good. Who are these podcasts as a hilarious show is the second most popular one. Not even Mario Bosco.

Please don't forget Mario Bosco. Yes. It goes on. It's very cool. WATP rules. I'm just here to comment WATB. Whitney Fears Tuki. These are very good.

That's hilarious. That's crazy that Whitney's show has so few comments The Devil versus Now Dominating the comments Are you really surprised? A little? A little bit, actually. She should be doing a lot better than that. At Medcan, we know that life's greatest moments

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Dave Tap, get out of it. Come on, man. What are you doing? All right. Where do you want to begin? I know that we were checking out last week his Thursday podcast from the 12th of February. Yes, I would love to just play his sign-off from that last episode. Okay, everybody, that's it.

Have a good weekend. Do the right thing. Going to an island is overrated. That's one of the truths in life. If you're flying private with a bunch of other white men in suits and you're going to an island, nothing good for humanity is about to happen. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Yeah, so Bill was talking all about the white man and how white men are horrible and they're the biggest problem in the world.

You should probably let Dick Masterson know about that so he can present that with Vito. So he was thinking about, oh, if you're going to an island and you're a white guy and you're wearing a suit, you're a horrible person. I remember you had some comments about that. Adam. I was curious what the qualifier was. Was it the island? Was it the suits? Was it the white guy?

Which one makes it evil? Private jets? All right. So then we start off his Monday morning podcast, and it seems like he still got this out of his mind. Just preceding Friday, Monday morning podcast, what's going on? How are you? How's it going?

How you doing? What are you doing for the, you got a winter break with your kids? Huh? You're going to the fucking, you're going to go off to an island? Okay. One question at a time, please. You know, the island thing was what we all knew about Epstein. Yes.

For a long time. Yes. So I don't know if Bill's not paying attention to this because it just keeps talking about islands. Yeah. Saying island is not a gotcha thing. Right. Do you guys hear about islands? Yeah, yeah.

Pretty familiar. I've vacationed before. I know about islands. Well, according to Whitney, we've got to stay away from the saltwater entirely. Right. That's saltwater. We'll get you. They're trying to groom kids by making them like that.

Uh, smell. Aroma. Aroma is the word I was looking for. Cents would have been a good. Stink. Were you going to say stink? Stench.

I didn't want to say smell. Sounded lame. Um, all right. So, of course, we're talking about Epstein. And do you have a setup for this next clip, Adam? Because you made a comparison here. Well, this is his take. And I think if you were to just add, fall down drunk to this delivery, you would have

Stuttering John. Okay. Dude, I haven't read one word of that stupid fucking Epstein file shit, and it doesn't matter. It does everybody's reading it. And did you hear it? Did you hear what they did? So I don't understand this take, because it's pretty sensational. You know, if you're doing a twice a week podcast and you're just kind of sitting down and chatting,

you don't have a show format, this could be a topic of conversation everyone would get on board with. They're probably paying attention, a little attention to a little attention to a do the Olympics Epstein Mexico cartels I don't know a few things

that people might want to chat about or something Bill's just like ah I can't be bothered with it as a newly woke sensitive individual

you think he would understand the concept of trauma bonding and that people are looking to just talk to other humans to suss this out and he's like

what who gives a shit you're right about the SJ comparison he's like yeah so many other people are reading why should I

yeah Who cares? His take was, It doesn't matter. Right. So, yeah, apparently, Bill, you know, he loves coffee.

He's a big coffee guy. And so he was out having a cup of Joe and chatting with a friend, this fucking friend of us. And evidently, there's no rules as to when you should or shouldn't bring up all this fucking horrible shit.

It's like, you know, trying to have a fucking, uh, Trying to have a cup of coffee here. Working on my blood pressure here, having a cup of coffee. Anna, I think you point out, this is a guy who, for a living, brings up things that are taboo that you wouldn't think would be funny, but he can make them funny and interesting.

He does this on stage for a living. And then his buddy, or they're having a cup of coffee, goes, Jesus Christ, you know what I write about with the Epstein files? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, dude. Hey, hey, I'm just trying to have a cup of coffee over here. What the fuck? I didn't order that.

What? Yes, like, what the fuck? Just the coffee, please. Meanwhile, his intro to the show is like, what's everybody doing for the weekend? Going to an island? Right. Yes. It sounds like he does want to talk about it.

Yeah. All right. Here's the natural conclusion anyone would come up with. That's my favorite part of. about it. A bunch of fucking white people. What were they, what were my people doing down there? Yeah, tell me again how these other groups are more fucked up than we are.

Tell me. Human beings with unchecked powered. What could go wrong? What could go wrong? Anyway, you've been watching the Olympics? Okay. White people are not a group. I hate this thing that he talks about.

Like, of course, white people are going to fuck everything up. I'm not part of that group. I'm not one of them. I don't even get an invite. That's your problem. Bitter. You're just bitter and jealous. I don't understand the takes that both Billber and Whitney have on this.

Like, they're not saying untrue things. It might be true. I just don't know why that's their take on this Epstein thing. It's very surface. It's very ad adidas. distance, not diving too much into it, just kind of marveling that it exists. It's a weird coping mechanism there have. I don't know what it's for.

Well, Whitney wants you to know that she's horrified by all of it. So she's sitting there going, guys, I've been doing nothing but reading the Epstein files, and it's the worst thing I've ever read in my life, and it's so terrible. And anyone who reads this should also be traumatized for the rest of their lives. And Bill goes, my buddy brought up like, fuck you. I don't want to talk about that. I didn't bother reading it, and I'm still completely offended by it. And the white people.

All right. So let's fast forward to Monday the 23rd. This week, Bill comes out of his show. And this is a doozy right here. So we're talking about Epstein's Island. Which is actually just kind of talking about the powers that be and people in control. And he just makes this crazy right turn into Epstein. Like they can literally do anything that they want to do.

They can go to Epstein Island. they can come up with their own fucking money system. They can post videos of the Obama's heads on top of monkeys, and just nothing happens. Nothing happens. But I'll tell you, you know who they keep their eye on? Stand-up comedians. Oh, boy.

Here come to tears. Stand-up, can you do the jokes in the wrong place? Oh, they'll be hell to pay. They will be hell to fucking pay. rest of the shit. Don't worry about it. Anyway, he does the same thing that Whitney just did, that we were just watching Whitney do, where it's like,

oh, no one's paying attention to Epstein, but they're all mad at me for being at the Read Comedy Festival. It's not all about you, sweetheart. I was going to say, why do they keep bringing it up? Because it's on their mind. I know, but why is it on their mind? Because it's past it. This ruined Bill. He still has not passed

it. And the fact that he's sitting there and again, things that like, oh, everyone's just concerned about a comedian being in the wrong place. Like, again, you're purposely changing the argument. Yes. No one's talking about you performing in Saudi Arabia. No one has a problem with that.

It's who paid you. It's who paid you and why they paid you and what they told you you were allowed to talk about. And your problem with rich people. This, the obscene files thing. I mean, if Nancy Guthrie wasn't fucking kidnapped, we'd be talking about this a lot more. Don't get me wrong.

She was kidnapped? No, no. Told you? So fucking stupid what leads the news. But the fact that both Bill and Whitney are like, more people paying attention to me in Saudi Arabia than they are to this thing. It's like, that's just obviously not true. It's not even close to true.

And you're the ones to bring it up except for me. And both things can start. They did your first one. All right. Is that my fault? And both things can be horrible at the same time and coexist. We don't have to pick one. All right.

I think that we need a pallet cleanser here from our buddy Bill. and one of the things I love is when he gets into drum talk. Oh, no. Oh, sweet, sweet drum talk. Oh, fuck. You know, do do do,

the gaga, j, j, jo, that fucking thing in the beginning. He's playing triplets. And then it goes, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da got that whole part.

And then deco. And then deco. Pettoe. And that. And then what happens? And there what happens, Bill? This guy used to be funny.

Dude, he's lost his mind. What song was that, by the way? Oh, it was by Pantara. Let's hear it again. I was trying to figure it out. I'm like, it sounds familiar. It's a Pantara, too. You know, the song with triplets.

You know the one. I just Are we listening to him rehearse? Would he rather be playing his drum kit right now? Are we stopping him from something he'd rather be doing? Yeah, if he's doing a podcast, he'd rather be doing anything else. Dude, he's made that very clear.

It is so true. He does not want to be doing this podcast. And we're going to see some evidence of this because four months ago. Bill was the guest on Conan O'Brien needs a friend. And they were doing a live show. I'm assuming this is out in L.A. somewhere. Yes, it was at the Henry Fonda Theater on sunset.

Okay. And so, uh, let's get into, yeah, please. This is like a couple days after he came back from Rion, the first, uh, interview that he did. And last since then, really, about what happens. Because it goes so well. He's like, I did a perfect job. I never did be interviewed about this again. Not the case.

How's it going with you? Oh, it's been a great week. It's been fucking fantastic. Yeah. Jesus Christ. You've been in the news. Yeah. I think the general consensus is, is, how dare you go to that place and make those

oppressed people laugh, you fucking piece of shit? I can't believe you went to that place I can't find on a map. All right. This is a guy who's going to learn from his mistakes. Immediately changes the argument. Apparently they found it on a map. Is that right? No, shit.

No, it's actually right there, that peninsula right there. Um, but seriously, they, oh, you don't like that I'm performing for oppressed people. Were there a lot of pores in that audience? Yeah. Nice try, buddy. No. There's a reason why they could pay you $1.6 million because tickets weren't $15. Oppressed people.

Um, so I'm not buying that. I mean, there are oppressed people in Saudi Arabia. I don't know if they're allowed to go unless they're escorted by a mail. So, uh, you know, Conan does a good job. of interviewing, Bill. It's a comedy festival they had in Rio and you went with a bunch of other people. Yes, a bunch of a comedians.

Yes, we went there. I like that he gives him the opportunity to throw other people under the bus right there. It wasn't just you, right? There were lots of comedians who went on this thing. You want to start naming names. I guess. Who can remember.

Were you scared? Shitless. Were you scared before you weren't? 100%. Because I had the same idea that part of the world as everybody else. I thought I was going to go there. There was going to be a bunch of people dressed

like Yasser Arafat. shooting machine guns in the air going back to America. There's one. Cut his fucking head off. Oh my God. Conan's not laughing. What is that woman? Who is that woman?

Do you know next to Bill? Yes. He has two co-hosts. One is Matt Goreley. I'm not sure of her name. But she has been told or knows it's her job to fill in the silence that is being created every time Bill Burr stops talking. And it's almost in that way Becca was doing it earlier.

for the girls where laughing to keep the person talking and to put a band-aid over the moment so they don't feel so isolated. She's the ad mic man of the show. Mm-hmm. The laugh track along because, yeah, she's going nuts. And so, you know, Bill's just talking about, like, the stereotypes, what he thought it would be like going over to Saudi Arabia. I was afraid of that.

But obviously, he's learned since then that it's a civilized country and not everyone's dressing up like Yasser Arafat, right? Yeah, this is from a... Couple of moments later. We get there. It's like in the round, and I'm waiting to go on, and everybody in the crowd is dressed like fucking Yasserera fat, right? So it was that.

Specifically what you thought it would be is what you're saying. I think he's being honest. You tell me, maybe I'm just coping in my own way. But his view that he thought he was going to go there, and it was just going to be people like yelling and holding guns and like running around with machetes, I think he actually thought that, which is the craziest thing.

in the world and it was genuinely surprised when he showed up and it wasn't just like a jungle. Because he keeps saying, they were McDonald's. And no one is impressed, even Conan, but he just can't believe it. Right. It's a civilized country. Yeah. They have a lot of money. I don't know if you're familiar with how much money they have over there.

Like, yeah, there's infrastructure. And they could be very smart, which he doesn't seem to know at all when he's debating with them over what language and topics he'll be able to use in his act. and they had this whole long list and the promoters were just like all right well we can't you guys aren't ready for stand up comedy yet and to their credit they said all right

what are we got to do and they basically whittled it all the way down to you couldn't talk about any religion there's yours anybody else's and you couldn't make fun of the royals that was it now I know a lot of people that that's fucked up man it's like well they just

progress the ball like 10 yards they progressed the ball 10 yards so the drive still alive. They're keeping the drive alive, not journalists or people who work in the Twin Towers, but a new set of downs.

But they've got a new set of downs to keep the drive alive. So that's great. That's progress is all you want. Adam, you can tell we miss football. Oh, is that, okay. I was just wondering, so we have to pay Bill a million dollars a yard?

Is that what this cost for progress? Right. He doesn't think for a second that they were fucking with him, that they were like, if we came to the Americans and said, yep, do whatever you want, but no God, no religion, no leaders, they'd walk away. But they came with all this stuff.

You can't talk about all. Okay, we'll get rid of that. Okay, we'll get rid of that. Okay, you got us. You got us. And they're like, we're making progress. It's the art of the deal. Yes.

This is how Trump negotiates. They're going to give 100% tariffs. Five, 25%. We got them. It never once occurs to him. And when we bring this up, he's like, you're all so naive. Right. Well, this is odd.

This next clip is odd. to me because, you know, Bill has talked about how, listen, I have fans over there and performing for them. Why are you guys upset about that? Why would anyone be mad at me for performing in front of my fans? It was like 8,000 people and I was like nervous and shit. And right before I went on, this guy yells out, dressed in that whole dish-dash thing. He goes, hey, Bill Burr, I love you. Kick ass, man. And I was just like, what? I can't believe this guy knows who I am. And I went on stage. and like I just I don't know I just started doing my shit and they were laughing and how was that possible he was offered 1.6 million dollars and he didn't think anyone would know who he was

yeah I'm calling bullshit on that can you believe I was recognized yeah you're on the marquee in front you were hired right you were the selling point for the show he talked about how when he got off the plane the woman that greeted him was so beautiful and had such a smile and he was just you know in love with He couldn't believe someone like this could exist in Saudi Arabia. You don't think that was a choice somebody made, Bill? You don't think you're getting the best that this country has to offer. You don't think with a president like Trump, somebody wasn't like they love compliments. Just tell him to kick ass or something.

Oh, my God, they're on my side. Like, it takes so little for such a smart man to just completely bow down. It's wild. Yeah, you're right. It is interesting when he first got back, how impressed he was that it actually went really well. It's cool. He's trying to get murdered. Yeah.

People were civilized and shoot any guns at me while I was performing. Wait a minute. You guys don't want to hear about this? No, no, no. Tell us more about the Chili's. All right, let's hear about how progress works from Bill. It's like, as much as people don't like what's going on over there, it's like, they're not going to progress with isolation. So if you go over there and you just sort of like move them a little bit towards us, you know, I don't know.

I feel like we're moving towards them in a lot of ways over here, you know? Yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ, we're fucking grabbing moms and dads and sticking them in a van for making illegally made fucking tacos to go to alligator alcatraz. Oh, Bill. Oh, Bill. You're smarter than that. I know your wife tells you this, but come on. How many illegals are they letting into Saudi Arabia? What's he talking about?

He knows this is apples to oranges, right? And it's not even a good comparison to talk about. I think it's what a great legal mind refers to as deflection. Yes. All right. Good point. But let's find out who actually is complaining about Bill taking the money from the billionaires over there in Saudi Arabia. I'm going to say any comedians' names because of all of these sanctimonious cunts out there that are just who don't really sincerely give a shit.

I don't know what it is. Their parents didn't hug them. It's bots. I have no idea. Like they go after your wife. It's like she didn't open for me. Like, I don't understand. You're talking about online hate.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you read that stuff? Dude, I haven't been online for like a month. Then who's telling you this? I bet it's Nia. I bet it's his wife going,

holy shit, like what they're writing about me out here? What the fuck? Because it's funny to say both that, wow, I'm getting all this hate and hear the people who are doing it, and there's also bots behind it. And Conan, great question. You're reading that stuff? No, I don't read it at all.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Can't have it both ways. This is when someone told him to talk about bots. I haven't heard any bot talk in a while from him. So maybe he got, someone explained to him that that's not what's going on. But back then, he was convinced that no one actually had a problem with what he was doing, except for people who were parents and hugged them in robots.

This is the only people who had a problem with it. And this is a weird thing to say. we were talking about earlier how Bill doesn't want to have a podcast. He'd rather be practicing his drums in the garage. This is evidence of that. And that's the thing about being a comedian. As you're an independent contractor, there's no ad money tied to you. So everybody can just, you know, they release the bots so they can just keep it going.

He reads ads twice a week, a bunch of them. Yeah. What does he mean? There's no ad money attached to him? How does he pretend he doesn't have a podcast? Does he promote his podcast at all during this interview? Yeah. Interesting.

And he's saying he can't be bought in a way, which is an interesting take. He doesn't want people to know he has a podcast because it's just for his wife and his therapist. What the fuck do you mean about the bots? Dude, what does he mean about the bots? He means it's not real people. He doesn't have to treat this with respect. He can be mean to them. And if you notice, the audience goes silent.

And Conan has been staring at him, unwavering the entire time. And when that woman laughs, she's really laughing in that like, oh, yeah, you're funny literally. Like, yeah, you are. This is funny. This is unbelievable. Like, he knows this isn't going well, but he's plowing through it. Yeah, especially when it's just like, oh, you think it's bad over there in Saudi Arabia. Well, the U.S. is even worse.

People are just like, okay. You heard the eyes like gasp. Like, what? We're going to see in this next clip, which is amazing. What happens if you actually, if truth slips by and gets to build? and he handles it like stuttering John or Opie. Scumbag club owner texted my tour manager because he heard that was over there.

And he goes, yeah, he goes, bring back a burqa and a sweatshirt in size oppression. Like that was his joke. So I wrote back to him. I go, why don't you start, I go, why don't you concentrate on not ripping off comedians, you fucking piece of shit? And he never wrote back. Yeah, because he's a fucking... Wasn't he going to give it a thumbs up?

No, but that's like... Ha, ha. No, but that's like, no, he didn't even defend his position. Right, right. He knows. Yeah. He's like that fucking guy. I am a shit head.

Yeah, no. That's hilarious. Conan's response. What do you want him to say to that? The fact that, okay, so this guy takes 30%? You're comparing it to funding 9-11? Very different things. That's exactly what are you saying.

Yes. Well, you're a scumb bag too because I think I should get 75% of the door. Like, all right, we can negotiate that. But what the fuck? Am I not getting my burger? I guess he's not getting the person. a guy he works with and is friendly with him that has his number and can text him and his tour

manager and he has good business dealings with and suddenly drink bleach. That's his response. Right, yes. And then he feels so good about it. He tells Conan about it on the Conan's show. Conan sent a thousand views at it. Yeah, Cody was like, oh yeah, that

guy was like, I'm the asshole because he saw there's no talk in a bill. Bill actually believes this and thinks he's in the right in front of all of these people. Yep. That is so true. All right, what's the next clip on here? He breaks this down into the most simplistic Disney-esque story.

I was like buzzing after the show. That's what a good time it was. And all of these fucking assholes that didn't go and never will go, all they're ever going to see is, you know, the machine guns. And, you know, if that's how you want to live, that's how you want to live. I really, I don't give a fuck, Conan. And if it affects my career, You know, I've been to L.A.X. enough in my life.

You know, I'll fucking sit home for a little bit. Wow. Holy shit, he's handling this very poorly. Yep. He's like, I don't even give a fuck if everyone hates me from now on. And all those fucking assholes who thought exactly the way I did before I arrived there. Yeah. All those assholes who didn't get a million sex for this.

Thank you. I was waiting for the Chili's reference in that one. I would love to go do a fact-finding mission and have. my point of view changed, but no one's offering me $10 million to go do that. And by the way, you weren't very interested in this at all until somebody offered you $10 million to go do it. Now you're an expert on it. What a duchy thing to say, too. Like, I don't care if people don't want to come see me anymore.

I'm sick of going to the airport. I'm so successful that I can tell my fans to go fuck themselves. It's what he just says. Like, shit, I would have seen you if you would come to town, Bill. now I don't know about that that's a really shitty thing to say to people who have supported you Coney's like we can't do another take just so you know we're not filming this twice

but don't worry someday someday Bill Burrow will be able to tell us what really happened I listen I could say so much fucking more about some of this stuff but I don't want to everything that you say they twist it around it's just another log to

throw on the fire and all of these, just none of them really give a fuck. It's almost like you don't have a good excuse. You know? It's almost like all the bullshit you've said so far, people have seen holes in it and pointed that out. And so you're kind of giving up on trying to come up with an excuse that people will take seriously. It's almost like you're being self-loathing about this and blaming everyone else.

Yeah. It's almost like you're pretending that's not what you do for a living. Right. You can explain complex things with your own point of view in a way that we can understand and be enlightened. That's literally your job. But this one's beyond you. He had strong views about the firefighters' performance in the Palisades. For some reason, he knew all about how well the firefighters dead.

Something I assume he's never done before. But he can't explain why he took money for the Saudi Arabia gig, because we wouldn't understand it. We can't handle it. We can't handle that, truth. we'll just twist it on him. I have to play this next clip because there is something that connects him and Whitney Cummings.

Did you have an inkling before you went to Riyadh? You were the other comedians have any sense that there'd be this kind of response when you got back? No, I had no fucking idea because I, you know, it was funny. One time I did Abu Dhabi and somebody, one person texts me, oh, you're going over there to get that blood money, right? And I go, hey, you know, just for the record,

I'm also doing London, England on that tour. you know, which is arguably the bloodiest fucking money out there. So there's like that element of racism to it where if brown people are doing it, it's fucked up. If white people are doing, what are you talking about? You know, almost like sports.

Oh, racism. That's it. Whitney Cummings agrees with you. How long was their phone call together when they got back and like, holy shit, we're getting a lot of heat. What's our strategy?

Racism. Perfect. All right, good. Let's go with that. How are you coping Whitney? Perkissette. So Conan sums this up perfectly. When all the people that are angry with you hear what you had to say tonight,

they're just going to calm down. Absolutely. Well, I'm not really... I heard you out, and I stand corrected. You're going to see a lot of that online. A lot of I stand correct. Well, I've got to be honest, what I was trying to do here tonight was not connect with the people. I'm trying to connect with the bots.

Because they're the ones that really seem to control the narrative. Yeah. Oh, God. So if I can just get the bots to stop telling the mouth breathers what to be, what to look at. So to that speaker. It's going to take over on there. Great take. Dude, Conan's so funny.

The hype girl's going to lose her fucking voice. I know. What is she laughing about? Conan, that was so perfect. All right. Well, you've convinced everyone you're the right there and the rock. Great job. I'm corrected.

Yes. All right, here's the final clip. Fucking. All right. Time for your medication. Morons. Bill, you and I have been in it together for a long. Are you breaking up with me?

That was like the most fucking... I never want to see you again. I never want to see you again. You've presented your argument and I don't buy it? Yep. You've been a good friend. I love it when you come on the podcast and I always will. I love doing the podcast, man.

And I appreciate you having me on, especially during all of this bullshit. You're a real friend, dude. All right. Well, listen, Bill Burr, you're a man among men, and I don't know what that means. Conan didn't know what to make of that. He's like, wow, you really fucked this up, man. And you let it sit there. Yeah. Bill's a good talk show guest, for sure. He mixes it up. He's interesting. I think Conan was taking it back, like, what was your strategy going into this one?

Even when Bill started ranting and raving, he's like, you're talking about, negative feedback on the internet, right? I think that was Bill's sign to be like, why go there? What are you doing? Why are you to address this? He thought the audience was going to be like with him, like, oh, the bots.

They were all like, those are people, Bill. Like, that's us you're talking about. Oh, you mean mouth breathers? Like us? Sure. I'm still using air, one of those. You know, Conan tells a story about how Letterman told him once.

You know, Conan, you're a man among men. And it took Colin a while. to figure out that that wasn't a compliment. That what he was saying was, there are men, and you are also one. Well, good night. So it's funny that he leaves that with Bill. Very funny. That's hilarious.

You're another person. All right. We have not talked about my buddy Opie in a while. Opie hasn't gone away. He just isn't live streaming anymore. He stopped after the Alex Stein interview, him and Tony P. in Alex Stein. and, you know, I never actually watched that.

Adam, you checked that out for us. Does he say anything at the end? Does he say anything at the end? Does he say, like, see you tomorrow or? There was nothing of note. I didn't realize he was going away, but I think he couldn't secure. I got to go. That's right.

I should have known exactly what he said at the end of that. I got to go, I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. We're not actually ending the show. But he's on social media. And he's very busy on there. So the pinned message was just from the 22nd.

He was very busy on the 22nd. All episodes I did with Carl were wees on my other podcast, Opie and Carl. He's got a link to the Spotify and a little video on there to watch. Then he knows he's responding to Blue Chew as one does. And then he says, this is from an hour ago, going through some older videos and finding good stuff from my other podcast, Opie and Carl. And so he shows another video that he just posted on there back when he was on the radio.

And Carl Ruiz was a regular guest. This is from 13 hours ago, new podcast, T.G. Miller and F.U. Mary. And this is another old episode that with Carl Ruiz that he's bringing back again. He's really plugging this new show that he's doing where he's just replaying stuff that he did with Carl Ruiz, either on his podcast or on his radio show. Then this is from, what, yesterday. More on my other podcast, Opie and Carl, all episodes I did with Carl where he's including the radio,

we did together. He's got another link to Spotify. Like, he's spamming this. That one has 15 likes. A couple of response to people. Talking to Mom Donnie about taxes. Talks to Megan Kelly. He's retweeting Megan Kelly.

He's getting four likes on that, seven likes on Bob Donnie. Like, this guy has a lot of followers, but no one's paying attention to anything that he's doing on here. And then, again, from yesterday, new podcasts, opia as pneumonia, with Carl Vick and Sherrod, best last year of radio. That's the other show he does, best last year of radio. New podcast, Chris DeStefano, Paul Williams, Jim Florentine, Brad Williams, best last year of radio. That's from the day before that. So he's promoting these shows that he's putting out. The 22nd is nuts.

So on the 22nd he tweeted, new podcast, subscribe to Opie and Carl podcast, find all sorts of stuff I forgot about with a link to the Apple podcast. He responded to Bill Burr. Wait, what did Bill Burr say?

I feel like they could hand out the metals and stuffed animals at the same time. Opie retweets that with a quote and says, and who the fuck is thinking, oh, a stuffed animal too? What? Opie said enough with a fake laugh.

Jesus, what's he talking about? Let's see. So he's watching hockey. He was for the win. And then he also, new podcast, Hammer and Nantucket. That's the Opie and Carole podcast he's linking to on the 22nd.

And then you go back to the 20th, and he's responding to people, and then more linking to his videos and stuff that he's putting out there. So he's promoting the hell out of shows that he's not actively doing anything on. He's promoting his life's work. Right.

His life's work. It's interesting that he's not gone away from podcasting. He's just not secure enough to find a new co-host or do a solo show again and do a show because him and Ron the waiter broke up. Oh, you know, I was going to grab the Ron the waiter's Instagram account. Damn it. Yeah. Do you know what it is? Is it Ron Berman.

Oh, yeah. It's Ron Berman comedy. Yeah. Okay. Ron Berman comedy. It really does remind you that Opie is not doing the show. show for fans of him or for fans of ONA or for his co-host. He's doing his show for these invisible job recruiters that he thinks are watching his

every move, making sure he gets up at 4 a.m. and is posting something all day every day because they're going to pull him up into the big leagues any second now and he can't stop. What's wild about this and Chris and I were talking about us on the way to the studio yesterday day is that Ron has scrubbed his Instagram account, right? There used to be a lot of posts with him. He hasn't done that. He hasn't done that.

No. He scrubbed it of everything that had OB in it. No, it's all there. And he must have put it back then because I remember you guys saying that and I went and looked in. It's there. No. For a second, everything that had OB in it was gone.

If you click on the reels or you click on the actual posts. I do still still see the stuff with, uh, five days ago, OB, tagged Ron in something and reposted one of their bits and it appears on Ron's page and he commented ha ha laughs laughs so wow I sound like a

14 year old girl in the cafeteria right now this is crazy too you're paid it's very close to touch to it but that's why I wanted to get into this because what the fuck is going on with these two why aren't they reconciling I thought Opie said that they'd be back together in a week or two

Ron was like going on vacation or something or he was going to be out of town or something like that. There are two lovers who just broke up. So to make him jealous, Opie is posting only pictures of him and his ex-wife. Yep. It's just him and Carl Ruiz is all he's talking about now. This is Opie Radio, his YouTube page,

and the feature is a recent video that he was promoting on Twitter with Carl Ruiz. And, you know, you go into his videos. And he's posted him regularly. He won 11 hours ago at T.J. Miller. 23 hours ago. Oh, this one is ridiculous, this video. Look at what he's posting.

Check this out. Do you ever go down the female aisle in a CVS? Oh, my Lord, what's going on? They're trying to keep an engine running. Good God of Mighty. That is crazy. Walking around for 30 years with an open wound. It's like an injured Civil War soldier.

Yeah, you need a toothbrush for that. You need to put a slug on it. Gross. Bite this bullet. I'm going to put a slug on it. I can't wait to get my face. I love it. We're improvving.

Let's do this. Back and forth. Opie got a laugh. So we repeated the joke. And then he posted it on the internet 10 years later. Yeah. Think about that. If I ever enter my Opie phase in podcasting,

I'm like, producer Chris would be years. I just post little segments where Chris laughs at something I said. Like, see? You're talking while Chris was laughing. Played again. Played again. I know. Then you'll be on there critiquing it.

That's not what happened at all. So Opie's active. He's posting these videos. You know, obviously he's not doing anything live anymore. But he's posting all of these old podcast episodes. This is an hour four minutes, an hour 37 minutes, our 20 minutes. And he's got these little short clips, the Opie and Carl. stuff and this is very active he's posting multiple things a day a lot of things a day actually it

looks like but you go to his live tab and it's still streamed two weeks ago elstein no filter takedown of everything which is by the way it's a terrible description his takedown of everything i like everything what's he going to say about it what's this problem with everything I'm an idiot That's not how you get people interested in your content What about his other YouTube channel? There's Opie Unleashed NYC Over here

Let's see Let's go to his videos, Tam So he's got some more Carl Ruiz stuff Oh, of course he got Robert Duval 13 views Oh, Jesus More Robert Deval stuff Yep, all the stuff from when he was

in studio 76 views 45 views and then yeah two weeks ago so he's not keeping up on this at all really this these videos are month old but it's still important to him that it gives the illusion of constant content yeah because he did post two things in the last day staying topical with robert deval right he's taking advantage of the algorithm right there when searching for Robert deval talking to opi and yet it didn't work on youtube No, it didn't. He didn't get any views out of it. Unfortunately, that's, that's too bad.

Anyway, so that's what's going on with Opie. Hopefully we get Ron on the show. Has anyone reaching out to Ron? I know that the review girls were in talks of this. I sent him a message through Instagram. Yeah. Nothing back? No.

He's having some issues with the snow right now. Like 20 inches at the door of his basement apartment in Queens. And all I can think of, man, if he had a... PayPal. Like, people want to help. They want to help the cause. They want to help him personally. I don't know why he doesn't just let it be known.

I wish he would hear this and spread it wide. His fern is doing fine. I did see that. You did see that? Okay, thank God. Fern is good. Okay. I mean, the snow's probably coming in through the roof again, right?

Didn't he have that leak that was going on? The ceiling, yeah. What am I talking about? A roof. He's nowhere near a roof. No one has the hard to tell him that his remains. We love you, Ron. Stay with us, buddy.

All right. Speaking of the guys that we love, that we want to stay with us forever. Can I get a little sympathy? I have a lot. Settering John Melendez from two days ago, got a comment at the very beginning of the show. And the guy goes, oh, what?

The filter game. up, you know, talking about John's filter to make it look like he's not so disgusting looking and old. And John's response to that, he tries to take it in stride. Steve, the filter gave up. That's funny. That's good. Where is it?

That was pretty funny. I'll give you that. That wasn't bad. He's got the drop form and other than that. Right on time. It's the worst. Not bad, Steve. and let me see if the filter is on.

Oh, it is. It doesn't really do much anyway. It doesn't really do much anyway. You can still see me white snout on my nose and my claw finger. I just thought that was so funny. He's like, ah, that's a pretty good joke. Filtering it up. Wait a second.

Is my filter on? Fuck. People see what I look like. And I look it up. If you searched Laft Track in YouTube, that is the first sound that comes up. Of course it is. Oh, because it goes on way too long. So it oftentimes has to stop it.

because it's ridiculous. Bubble Popper 24 is the executive producer of this segment because he found a lot of stuff from last night's episode of Stuttering John. And this is John talking about the comedy show he's doing that I'll be attending. Vinnie Paulino's thinking about it. I think Lucy might be going to this. Of course, there's a whole crew of people including VTL and Bob Levy is going to be there. Um, my buddy Darren's going to come.

Darren Peltrewitz. So there's a lot of people coming down to this. It's going to be a great time. He can squash it at Rodney's. Well, here's a problem. Here's a problem. Pinky has gone above and beyond to be an asshole. All right.

Now I'm going to, he's allowed in. He ain't going to, he ain't going to like, he's not going to like my act. neither is Pocky. So this is a smug smile right there. John thinks he's going to roast Kevin Brennan and Anthony Coomia at his stand-up show. And I've seen the jokes that Vince the lawyer wrote for him and sent him that he gave John to roast these guys. I'm excited about this because that means, and I'm telling you right now, John, I will be there. I have my ticket.

I got my flight. I got my hotel. I will be there. I'm looking forward to it. you're going to see brand new material. I better. I better see this fucking brand new material. If I see the same old jokes.

No, I want John to roast me because I'm not going to heckle the guy. I'm not going to interrupt his comedy show, obviously. But if he addresses me directly, I can respond to that, right? So if he's got jokes for me and Anthony and Kevin Brennan and whoever else, I would imagine we're allowed to respond. Are you going to be sad if he doesn't roast you? Yeah. But it's going to be fun. It will be fun.

I'm going to be pissed. Looking forward to it. Me too. See, all you idiots that think I'm somehow scared. You look scared. Oh, I can't wait. Okay. I had a good laugh with Keanu today.

Oh. Oh, that counts. She doesn't laugh at anything, so it's impressive. Or make jokes. Telling exactly what I'm going to do. Oh, God. I can only imagine what he thinks he's going to do. This is going to be great.

I want to see his set But I'm also very excited about him trying out new material I'm trying to do roast jokes to the audience Sounds like it's gonna be a disaster I'm running this run by the way This is what John's show is What? I swear to God

I ain't staying with Moonhead Mike Vince If Miss Judy wants to do it And be sweet She should Okay this is hilarious Don't tell John this But Vince leaked a bunch of

private text messages between him and John. VT.L. To me today. Yes. It's not your style. Don't tell John that he sent it to me and Bob Levy and Chulie and Tewy. But John really wants Mr. Judy to pay for his hotel because John does not have a hotel room. Well, he's not being quiet about that.

No, I know. The comedy club will not put him up so he has to stay at his mom's house, which is pretty far away from the show. So he'd rather stay in Manhattan and hang out with everybody, you know, drink with Gino. It's like 17 beers or stuff. away. Right.

That's how you measure time. He even talked about, I don't have the clip, but he was talking to Keanu. He's just like, I mean, I'd like to hang out with you and Gina. We'll probably hang out with Anthony. It's really sad thing. And Keanu's like, you can hang out with us in Anthony. It's a big cafeteria. You chew, you choose me?

So funny. But this is insane because the reason why I bring up the text threat. is because John is literally begging to get a hotel room paid for by Miss Judy. Now, Miss Judy is a woman that John has had a lot of harsh words for. Because Ms. Judy has come on point-dabblepoint and told John the honest truth about his alcoholism and stupidity. So let's see what John has to say about this. Because I was always kind to her. She owes him a hotel room because he was always kind to her.

He was in a weird fucking a world. Flashback. Because I was always kind to her. She was the one that turned on me and decided to just like talk shit about me. I didn't turn on her. So really, it's the least she can do. Does the other say what the least someone could do means? The least you can do is buy me a hotel with Manhattan on a Friday night.

The least someone could do is everything you do for everyone else. He doesn't understand what being kind is either. No. No idea. And I'm sure Miss Judy doesn't have a shit-talking bone in her body. No, she was just telling the truth. She's factual. Yes, she was just observing and reported.

That's a fact, Jack. Judy, I'd appreciate it. All right. Let's not get creepy now, John. I know that you're very horny and you haven't gotten late in a decade, but don't get creepy. You just say a woman's first name. Watch this. Watch this creeple.

Maybe you can come and stay in the room. And we could have a bottle of beer candy with some liver and a side of fathabines. Scow! Nothing creepy about that. He does fantasize, doesn't he? Holy shit. In his fantasies, he's the bad guy in every movie. He's the cannibal.

And he's Scarface. All right. I have to address this. I was listening to his show last night after I got home from the studio. And I heard him talking about this. But now let's get into something that, you know, I wasn't really aware of. Well, I was, but this is how devious and diabolical and evil and wrong. what Lady Kay and shit way to do.

Whatever Lady Kay does. All right. Slow down, slow down. I don't know what. I couldn't keep up. So slowly. But so he just said, I was just made aware of us. So obviously, Vegas beer sales or Dittka or someone was just like, by the way, John,

did you know that what Carl and Shulier are doing behind the scenes? So he's pretending like, well, no, I mean, I knew this. So someone's telling him this. And I think he's looking for a new lawsuit. I think he's looking for a new angle. He's like, fuck, I should have sued him for this. God damn it. Do you understand how much

work they have caused me? Because when you go on the goal... How much work they have caused me? Yes. That's why I sent you this. Whatever Lady Kay does,

do you understand how much work they have caused me? Because when you go on Google and when you go on YouTube and you punch in stuttering John, what comes up?

What comes up? WATP and the Uncle Rico show. Why? Because Lady Kay and shitware they met whatever. Lady Kay is a marketing guy. And they've managed. Yeah, that's right. Why does he do that when he talks about me marketing? I owned a marketing agency. See, I was a marketing professional.

Okay, okay. That's not when you do the air quotes. John, you're a comedian. See, that's how he used air quotes, idiots. Now, John is saying that the reason why he doesn't show up when you Google his name is because Shulie and I had a secret meeting where he decided like, let's fuck up this guy's reputation by showing up all over the internet. That time you met up with Mr. Google.

Yeah, Mr. Google was there. Yep, it was a whole thing. I'll explain this to John. The reason why he doesn't show up is. because he has not been able to maintain a website. He's lost two different URLs, to my knowledge, already. He always lets the URLs expire. So he loses his domain, needs to set up a new website.

And so now he's on his third or fourth website. He can't update it. It's garbage. It doesn't get indexed by Google, so it doesn't show up. And then on YouTube, he takes all his videos down. He doesn't leave any of his videos up. He takes him down immediately, makes them unlisted. So what are you saying?

What's left? So he has no presence whatsoever on the Internet. So what's going to happen is people put in Suttering John, and I'm putting a bunch of videos in content about Suttering John, that's what's going to show up because that's the only choice Google has. And you know what he'll say? What? I didn't know. Of course he didn't know. Also, the videos of WATP have a lot more viewers than his videos.

Right. Yeah, there's that. So YouTube thinks that maybe this is more important and that people would be more interested in this. Oh, so they have a lot more viewers. Yeah, right. This is just for my thumb now, guys. This is perfect. and they managed

so to have it when you search me on YouTube they come up do you understand how much money that has hurt me that hurts me oh money fuck

cause me work those quarters damn it caused me work what's money that has hurt me he's stupid this reminds me so he's setting up for a lawsuit this reminds me of when him and the great micahpupac sued serious xm

and like what damages have you incurred like how much money do you want and they're like I don't know you tell us what are you got because John goes do you know which money this cost me I'm like no I would have no idea how much money I'm saying so if you're a potential

comedy club owner okay I know Not a potential. You're a comedy club owner. And you say, well, let's go start of John's up to. So you are a potential comedy comedy.

This guy, you're speaking right to producer Chris right now. I was such a fan. And you get that. People call me a loser and mass hall. You know how much? Just stand. We also pointed out when you shit your pants.

Let's not forget that one. That was funny. Your loser kids. what that does to me and my reputation and with a potential a comicabone of booking me or an agent or a manager. Imagine being John and thinking I'm the reason he has a bad reputation. Right, and no comics are losers or assholes. That's true. Yeah, good point.

Yeah, just the fact that everyone's talking about it. I'm like, this is going to be a fun show at Rodney's. They're going to be happy they book John. There's been a lot of people there, I think. Why is he holding his beer like that? He's shown his ring off. I was going to say something that John says about me, so I decided not to do that. Yeah, that's...

I just do it. Just say it. I just decided to be the bigger man just now. John might have to resort to other sexes at some point, but he hasn't gotten there yet. Skull! That's fucking horrid. shit. That's evil. And the odd thing

they did it on purpose. Much like, in my honest opinion, and I'm not saying it was him, but I believe it was. I thoroughly believe it was him. I think that Lady Kay managed to change shit

on my Wikipedia, but I don't care. Obviously. No one else could do that with Wikipedia. He's funny. He's goes, we did this on purpose, like ruined his reputation using Google and YouTube. And then he goes, he could say that. Like, he's not worried about any legal ramifications from that.

He goes, and I think, I'm not sure about this, but I think maybe he also updated by Wikipedia. Always tiptoes around the wrong thing. Yeah, you fucking idiots. So he thinks there's an option where you did it accidentally? Like, Chris, you're never going to guess what I just did. Holy shit. I store all the traffic is now steered to us and not John. I don't know how I fucking did it.

Carl, all I was doing was optimizing my website. I didn't realize I'd ruin this person's reputation. I have an album of Nine Inch Nails covers by Allie Gertz. Can you make it so that all the people that search Nine Inge Nails just see her record and not Trent Resner? Yeah. Done. And I mean, it's marketer. Of course.

Thank you. I knew it. Thanks, buddy. See you the next meeting. I'm just an evil podcaster. But this is what they do. But I'm the bad guy. Say hello to the bad guy.

It's not say hello to the bad guy. actually was in the chat. Say good night to the bad guy, you fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Stop getting that wrong. You say it so many goddamn times. But I didn't get blocked. I think he likes me.

It's making like a tree and leave. You sound so stupid when you say it wrong. All right. So we just heard John getting distracted by the dings in that segment. I am a little bit sad to report, although I guess in the long run happy to report, John has finally figured this out. He's finally solved it. And I don't understand it.

And I don't understand why messages I fucking tried to silence the dings. The silence of the lambs. The silence of the dings. Why did it take him this long? He gets so angry. It's all right.

Stop texting me. I know. I know. I'm on the air right now. He's been yelling about this forever. We've been talking about it for a long time. He finally has. decided to go into his settings.

Right. But we just did the living in the past from 2017 when he acknowledged it. He's like, oh, shit, my phone's going on. How unprofessional that was. Yeah. He felt bad about it. I guess he forgot. Just, God damn it, silence it.

How about, how about, no? How about, let's see. Wow, he's looking at his settings for once. No dings. There you go. No dings. That's what it says? Message receives sound.

There you go. By nothing. How about enough? There you go, John. See? There we go. Wow. Hey, Dusty.

Give me a fan of him. Someone had to tell him. Text me again. Okay, so Dusty's like, by the way, man, if you go into your settings, you can turn off the notification bell. And nowhere does it say no ding. No, ding. Thank you.

Right. He's like, I search digs. Dings question marks? That's why he's so bad at this. But Anna, it goes back to when you were telling me, you helped him after you were on a show with the no rewind function. on YouTube, you're like, well, just putting in the chat GPT and telling me exactly how to do it.

You could do that too, John. And he's like, guy, guy, guy, guy, I figure out the one thing I'll ever need. I'm good. How do I not shit my pants? And he forgot that too. Perfect. Perfect. No more dings.

Thank God. Thank God. I stopped the dings. No, it's just clown horns. Yeah, can you imagine Boop Boob Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo? Berm

Buh. Yeah. I'm going to miss the digs a little bit, but those were very... Oh, they'll be back by the next episode, I'm sure. He forgets these settings. They're never saved. That's true.

That's a good point. Guys, I have to confess something. I hate to do this. It's a little bit embarrassing. They're building at 7-Eleven. It's not far from my house in Cape Coral. Okay.

It's just down the road. You just caused WATP stock to plummet. I know. Listen, Adam. Sometimes you just have to come out and confess these things. And John, no one makes fun of me for this more than John Melendez. Which is why I was very surprised at what he was talking about his big day that he had, going to the gym. First thing.

And then this. I, uh, moseyed on, um, over to 7-11. got some beer on a pizza for my dinner tonight. I love that Red Baron frozen pizza. God, it's good. All right, I haven't eaten frozen pizza in a while. Red Barron's the worst one, right?

It is. What are they talking about? It's like a cardboard crust. Yeah. He loves Red Barron frozen pizza from 7-Eleven. John, why are you upset about a 7-Eleven near my house? I can be grabbing Red Barron pizza every day. Don't you realize how convenient that is?

Well, he knows it brings down the property values because it attracts vagrants like him. You know what? That's a good point. People who eat frozen pizza for dinner in their 60s. It's still frozen. I can't wait. I was on the treadmill for 35 minutes today. You think I'm going to wait for this thing to cook? And then I came home, took a shower.

Lie. And here I is. but I will tell you So When I'm at the bar Oh this is interesting So he tells us his day And I'm convinced John gets up at 1 PM

On average It didn't used to be that way But now he's getting up in one Going to the gym Stopping to grab dinner What he calls dinner On the way home So he can make that shower

Make his frozen pizza Start podcasting and start drinking That's what his routine is Now I pointed out recently what happened to go to the bar in day drinking? He's always bragging about my first beer, 746. Like, well, hold on a second. He used to drink beers at three every day.

You have a pint at the pub. John hasn't talked about that in a long time. He's bragging about having a beer late in the day. And it's because for him, it's mid-afternoon or early afternoon based on what time he gets up. So I think that's the reason why all of a sudden John has this new story. And my friend, I'm stuck only talking to his wife. And my friend does not like to talk politics at the bar.

He's very against it. He says it's, you know, he don't want to get into fights because every- Because you're obnoxious. You don't know what you're talking about and you just call everyone racist, so it's annoying. Anyway, it doesn't matter of this story. He tells it's boring. I just thought it was interesting, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he brings up, hanging out with people at the bar story again.

It's been a long time. And he brings it up after explaining, I went to the gym, stopped at 7-Eleven, gotten an argument to the shower and now I'm home broadcasting and then he goes uh

and then at the bar so I'm not buying it did he mention which bar no he's gonna keep that a secret because we did show up to his bar that one time so he didn't like that

I'm at the bar at 711 I have a theory that what's your theory that 711 accepts eBT and you can

purchase frozen food not beer. Interesting. You can't purchase the hot pizza with EBT. Interesting. And that's why he goes there and that's why he gets that. And just like Bush Light, it's all he can afford,

but he brags about liking it because he thinks it makes it seem okay. That makes so much sense. I've heard a rumor. I get some info from some insiders from time to time. We've talked about on the show. I think John's considering filing for bankruptcy. Which would make a lot of sense for him. Because he's going to want to not pay out money that he hosts people.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, especially with the Sprivel's lawsuit. It's pretty crazy. So he's a millionaire celebrity rock star. I don't understand how they're not going to accept it. With all those stocks and the Bitcoin and the boat, how are they going to? All the investments and properties.

I know. You'd think you wouldn't be able to do that. I mean, he's got a boat and a Harley. Oh, wait, he got rid of the boat. That's right. Just the Harley. So John is talking about, um, his buddy who's the co-chair of Atlantic Records.

And he was asking him for a hotel room when he's in Manhattan. And he goes, yeah, he used to be an A&R guy who could totally hook me up with the hotel room, but he doesn't do that anymore. Now he's a co-chair. He can't. I would think the co-chair would have an easier time getting a hotel room for someone. Probably because you're not one of their clients. Anyway, so he goes, yeah, the guy can't get me a hotel room.

I mean, that might even be in this clip. But the point is, is he's talking about this good, good friend from Atlantic records, but she hasn't been on Atlantic Records in 32 years. Does he ever say the guy's name? Because I just hear co-chair, co-chair, co-chair. I don't think he does. Yeah. Seems like if you're that good of friends, he would allow you to say his name.

Which is a first name. Be fine. Yeah. Anyway. So this is him discussing his friend wanting to come see him at Rodney's this weekend. Had a conversation with the co-chairman of Atlantic. He said, should I? I come to the gig and out, I go, you know what, I don't know. Now, that's so telling right there.

John, you know what? I don't know. Should I come see you perform comedy? I don't know. It's a tough one. Yeah, that's fucked up. I can't imagine having a to a tope show and have your friend be like, hey, should I come down on the show? Like, yeah, of course.

Please, it'll be great. We're having a great time. You've heard these songs. Be a bunch of people heckling us. We might be humiliated. Yes. Better bands will be there. embarrassing us.

Because at this point, it's going to be a fuck show. A fuck show. I want to see that. Let him all in. Round up! So John's claiming no one will be banned from this place. I better not be banned from this place. I'll be very upset.

It doesn't matter. I'm not canceling. Good. Talk to Keanu today. I'm like, what are you fucking crazy? Poor Keanu. God,

getting on this guy's list of calls for the day, This is brutal I don't think it affects her Now she's lonely I wouldn't never cancel in a million years Pocky's gonna be there Who gives a shit? You?

You just told your buddy not to come I know I don't care at all He's terrified Look how terrified he is of this He's talking about it He called it a fuck show He's talking about it nonstop The Matt Meets stuff

It's crazy Oh he got quiet about that Yeah, it's so gift of the magi. If someone told John 10 years ago, in 10 years, you're going to be playing and Kumi is going to be there. And Carl, and everyone, and they're all good. You'd be like, I can't wait. That means I've made it. And he has, in a way, he just, that's his rub.

He can't appreciate it. He can't enjoy it. It's never on his terms. Yes. It's a problem. You think I would ever give a fuck about Pocky showing up anywhere? He literally had kind of. Evan Brennan's photo and Tommy Jordan's photo at the Stress Factory event that he performed at in New Jersey.

Do you think I would give a fuck? Yes, you're like the only guy I know who bans people from coming to their comedy shows. He sped away on a golf cart. Yes, he had to sneak out the back door and get up and get away on a golf cart to the airport. Do you think I would care? You obviously do. You're talking about it every episode. Please.

Not a chance. not a fucking chance I don't give a fuck about Pocky what the others I'm slightly concerned about you talk about the guy a lot for a guy you don't give a fuck about

that's pretty surprising actually um John did something last night I don't know if you caught this producer Chris the return of the Duke of Definitions no I did not He couldn't let this bit die. He was so excited about it.

And one more joke that he had to present to us. All right. So he's dialing up his light. He's got to zoom out a little bit. Make room for his crystal ball. He's got that in place. Please do this at Rodney's. He turned on the crystal ball.

Oh, my gosh. If he does a Q&A, Like he said he would. I have so many questions lined up. But one of them is, I want to request Duke a definition. That's not a question. It's not a question.

It's a request. Okay. Now he's up. Okay. So I'm just going to scrub through this because now he's gone for the next. Are you lonesome tonight? So a minute later he comes back. And now he's got his robe on and his stupid hat.

Where John go? Who's that? Okay. So now I'm going to scroll through this because now we adjust things for the next minute. This goes out of that, that, all right, so let's get to the Duke of Definition. Hello.

Hello, everybody. Last time when I do Duke of Definitions, I forget. One, but I will do it today. Oh, thank God. We have one more definition. I'm glad he's putting out this time into it. Now.

Can I just point out? We were talking about this on Point DabblePoint this week. So we just watched John Kill two minutes of time, just getting set up for the stupid bit, and this bit's going to last forever. And I'll let you guys decide what you think about the payoff. This is what happens when you stream every fucking day for hours. He's just stalling.

He's just killing time. And he complains about getting $2 donations. It's because he's online putting in zero effort all the time. If he would, we had a fantastic episode of Point DabblePoint on Monday, record numbers coming in. We missed a week. So we've been off for a week. 14 days later, we're back on. People missed us.

Hey, Point DablePoint's back. Cool. They tuned in. A little scarcity would go a long way with this asshole. Yeah. If I was like, they donate. If I was like John's only on Wednesdays and Sundays, I better tune in. Yes.

But he doesn't do that. He has to come on every fucking day. Or twice a day. Or twice a day. Like he did the 23rd. This one will start out as blue. That's not content, John. Now, please.

That's purple. Are we ready for one more? No. He played the Duke of the future. He hit the wrong one. Whoops. The door of definition. God, these sticks.

Okay, we have one more. Now, let's get the neutral color. Oh, yeah, change the colors. Amarillo. That'll be good. Amarillo. The same color as everything else on it. Naranha.

Stop showing off. Come on. How about purple? There's a big old purple. That's where we started. I like purple. Big or blue. Let's go blue.

I want to go green, you can't see it. They go clean, we go blue. And then red and blue. Is this going to make it funnier, or what are we doing? Okay. The Duke of Definitions. Here we go. Now, I want to point out that if Keanu was there,

she'd be laughing hysterically at all of us. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah. That's what was missing. That's what's missing. Because now we're actually watching it without the two broke girls laugh track. He's like, usually I'd switch the colors and some, there's like some noise going on.

It's pathetic. The Duke of Definitions. Okay. The Duke of Definitions, there's no Chiano here. Okay. So John even pointed out like, normally this is hitting pretty hard, but it's not tonight. There's a reason for that. And there's no Ava.

By the way, no one's ever said, where's Ava? I'm tuning to Jancho. Oh, no, Ava. Well, what the fuck. Never mind. The Duke of Definitions will have to go alone. So the Duke of Definitions... You got this, John.

You're going to kill it. He's looking in to his Christian boy. Yeah, except for the Duke of Definitions has a book called the Duke of Definitions. It's a dictionary they're supposed to look at. You've already forgotten your bet. In the Duke of Definitions. definitions sees the Duke of Definitions. Whenever you're ready, buddy.

The Duke of Definitions sees peaks and valleys. All right. Peaks and valleys. Now peaks and valleys. Now peaks and valleys. Yeah. The Duke of definitions sees peaks and valleys. sees peaks and valleys.

Scort. Not to brag, but I already knew what the payoff was going to be when I heard this. Peaks and valleys. So we look and we find peaks and valleys. Right. Peks and valleys. And you're the Duke Definitions. What say you? The of definition.

It's impossible to watch this fucking guy. It's impossible. West is empty. So we got peaks and valleys. You're walking the room here. It's literally Chris's job to watch this asshole. And he gets got up and left. I saw when you guys were covering Stephanie Miller and he finally figured out where the

please clap button was. So we did it every 10 seconds with please clap, please clap. That's what we're getting here. Yep. Peaks and valleys. What? is the Duke of definitions when it comes to peaks and valleys. Okay.

Looks like peaks and valleys. Okay. Peaks and valleys. Oh, peaks and valleys. Is that like peaks and valleys to you? So we just switch the picture that's zooming out. He doesn't even know how to present this. No.

It's so bad. Peaks and valleys. There might have been an edit in there. Oh, oh, that's Pocky's face. Look at peaks and valleys. I get it now. Okay, what are we watching? That is Pocky's face, the peaks and valleys.

Let's see. So what just happened is he presented that incorrectly. So now he's going to go back and try it again. After all of that buildup, all of that nonsense, He didn't really remember what the video was going to be, so now he was going to try again. Let me just see this again. You see, present it better, John. There is the peaks and valleys.

Yeah, right. Okay. There's the peaks and valleys. And we go. And we go. We pull out. We pull out a little further. Mm-hmm.

And then what happens? Hey. I feel like the studio audience wouldn't be laughing the second time if they were going to laugh. Oh. You know, the term amateur can be fun when you're looking at porn. When you're watching a podcast, God damn, it sucks. Yeah, I forgot to do that one. Yeah, you forgot again.

Yeah, no shit. Oh, it was John the whole time. The whole time. Oh, my God. What a reveal. So right after that presentation, this is something that Stalin 19 caught. that wasn't in this clip from Work Hands Production Limited. This is hilarious, which I'd realize how bad that just went.

Yeah, that was the one I forgot because we couldn't do it, you know, like I couldn't do it. I mean, and by the way, if we would have had like better production, it would have been, it would have looked way better. You could say that's true. Yeah, my head had a dick and be my uncle. What are we talking about? We're a fucking idiot. Somebody else co-hosted.

He would have a better host. Yeah, right. I didn't. He did his five, or as I say, single wide. Thanks for the two bucks. Mr. Rake never back down from the fight. So fight Matt. Why?

Matt doesn't want to fight you. He does not want to fight you. Why would I fight anybody that I don't even know? All right. So I just had to pull that part of it because that's what's going on this week is John. again last night why would I want to fight Matt Mead I don't even know the guy why would I want to fight him?

Keanu of course is being a retired cheerleader like yeah yeah why would you ever want to do that and that's his go to be an asshole to somebody else that's his go to him why you try it with me sorry I'm just playing John sorry I'd why he'd want to fight Matt Mead you can never tell with him if he's still going her yeah I know what were you saying

Keanu's supposed to call it off for him right he had to call Keanu behind the scenes and be like hey can you tell Matt Mead not to fight me because this is reason why Matt made was to fight him and why John was actually like he wanted to fight Matt and I was just like, what are you guys talking about? Why would anyone want to fight anyone?

Go be an asshole to somebody else. Hey, why you try it with me? Mess with the bully. You get the horns. What horns? I've never even met you. But from what I hear, you're a fucking asshole. And you know what? I believe Scarlett. So it's funny that just a

a couple weeks ago, John was like, I'll beat the shit out of this guy. And then they're like, oh, cool, he's going to be at your comedy show. And he wants to fight you too. He's just like, I don't want to fight. I don't even know why anyone would fight. That's crazy. Comedy show.

Want to ask him if he has a hat and I might want to borrow the hat. If he doesn't, that's fine. That's fine. I don't like to play a lot of Ava on this because it's endlessly boring. But Ava was talking about the video I put up of Kianu. And Kianu posted the free chat that said that I was 20. my girlfriend was 15 when I got her pregnant and just like convinced herself that must be true. I kept saying it over and over again.

And so Ava turned this into, well, Carl's obviously very upset about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything I talk about I'm obviously pissed about. It's not my job or anything like that. And I just thought this was retarded what Ava had to say here. Oh, I understand. Or Carl, she's like, oh, no, Keanu like loosely implied that I'm a pedophile. It's like, oh, so those, okay, so the rules now, because six,

months ago, Carl's rules were don't talk about the kids. It's supposed to be funny. I think personal will just report. But now Carl's updated the rules to just what he keeps getting called and what Adam got called, which is a pito. So that's now, that's off limits. It's literally the law of the land. I couldn't believe what I was watching this. I'm like, it's actually against the law to slander someone and call them a pedophile when they're not. And you have no evidence of it.

You don't even have to prove damages because it's so. Oh, but I shit my pants. and you could just say whatever you want. It's so bad for your reputation. You literally can't do that. It's crazy. All of a sudden, I was just like, oh, so Carl's got brand new rules.

It's going to be called a pedophile. There's no evidence of it. Someone just made it up. Right. He used to show up in my chat as Lady PDF. What do I know? It's hilarious. Is it weird or is it gay?

What will they say today? Is it gay? Welcome to the show, Megan and Annie. How's it going? Guys. Hello. Hello. Good to see you both.

Of course, it's time for Is It Gay? This is the game show where we find out just how uncreative Aaron Immel from Steeltoe can be. Because when he's making fun of something, usually it's gay. But not always. And so we have to find out. Megan's going to pull some clips for us. We have to figure out whether or not it is gay. Here it's round one.

Each correct answer in this round earns you one point. Silver Wolf with a dollar. as I'm too young and I'm still alive. I watch this between red-green episodes of my dad. Wow, you guys were just drowning and pussy at your house, weren't you? I'm also a member of the Possum Lodge. Oh, no.

What's the Possible? I don't know, but it sounds like a thing where you get molested. That, I mean, does the Possum Lodge sounds like, it doesn't sound like there's an uninvaded butthole in the Possible Lodge. The initiation is rather unique. A lot of people do blood in blood out. Our take on it is rather singular.

because where the possum lodge, you play dead and we viciously grape your butthole. So that's where the bleeding's going to come from. This is where he calls the possum lodge and gives his number out. You'll learn about the possum lodge after this one, but is being a part of the possum lodge gay, Adam? There's got to be a trick, right? There's a setup. I'm going to go gay.

I'm with you. it sounds too easy. I'm going to go not gay. Chris. It's a double trick, gay. Annie. Whether or not it's a trick, it's gay. That's right.

I don't know why they said that part in an upward inflection. Honky with the dollar says, oh my God. Yes. Yes. Still a point to start the game off. Now you're going to learn what the possible is. Oh, is that with the next question? that is?

Mm-hmm. All right. Let's find out. Whizant girls. Let's find out about the possum lodge oath and the man's prayer. Oh. That's Jack Horkheimer in the background.

Hard at work. Okay. Okay. That's the official signal. We've got to start the lodge meeting right now. So in a minute, we're going to start an official possum lodge meeting, and we're going to do the possum lodge

salute. Now we're seeing what the possum lodge. Lodge is. Does this look gay? Annie? Yes, definitely gay. Chris. Pretty gay. Carl. That's gay.

Adam? Yeah, it's gay. And the possum lodge oath and you're going to have to stand up to do it, but before we get... Dude, we are learning that Silver Wolf's childhood was fucking gay, but probably like super fun for him. Like he probably... Yes.

Sorry, Silverwell. Wow. No wonder everyone watches Aaron's show. Oh, wait. No one's watching Aaron's show anymore. It stinks. Here comes round three. Let's find out, is it gay?

Your investigation. Take a pulse again. You can have a seat again. Those are good shoes. They are, but they're kind of. They're pretty solid. Huh? These here got such a big hat on, and I feel like I'm standing on a boom.

Do you want to try it with taking your shoes off? I think I did get enough. I thought it asked. Some people want to go barefoot. I feel pretty common. I pass this to Sprite. He does. Hey, hey, buddy, I was going to say asshole.

He's a good guy. You never passed a sobriety test. The minute they tell you to take the test, they're taking you in. Is it gay for cops to administer a sobriety test when you are not wearing the proper footwear? Adam. No. Carl. I think that's gay.

Chris. Not. Gay. I don't know. He said with confidence. Yes. Not gay. Annie. Gay.

All right. Annie and I are the same page. Let's go. It's unfair. It's wrong. It should be outlawed. These cops are fucking running wild out there. But that's just the truth of it.

Oh, damn. It's straight. Damn. I had a lead and I squandered it like an idiot. You know, I had to watch this a couple times because I'm like, is he sympathetic to the inebriated man driving a car? It seemed like that. That's the sense of it. Aaron does get pulled over a lot as we've learned on this little piggy.

Sir, he's been drinking sperm. I like this guy. I like this guy. I don't know why they're giving him such a hard time. I'm smelling nicricade on your breath. Get out of the car. Is that cocaine in your hair? I'm sorry, sir.

Step out of the movie. All right. Round four. Worse. And then like a Sean Strickland goes online and reads the people telling him, boy, so you think it's good. And that just further poisons the well.

Am I to jerked off? Do you or wants to go? Oh, dude, he jerks off. Jerking off is all, man. You don't say that shit in public. Is it gay to say in a public forum that you like to jerk off? Annie? yes it's gay

Chris I think Aaron's gonna say it's gay Carl I'm gonna say it's not gay Adam I'm gonna say it's not gay yeah it's super manly and cool right Adam when I do it is

yeah I don't know the same page at this we know it's up like yeah because it's fucking gay to say in public what like 12 no I fuck

started out too strong I was getting cocky. That's my problem. All right. What are the scores we going into round five? I just took the lead, Gaylord. Nice. And everyone else has two.

Okay. This is worth one point. And then our final round will be worth three points. It's still anyone's game. But I better stop sucking. Gay. Celebration. No name?

Celebration of what? Life. Okay. Sweet. If this ends with that kid down here, getting his teeth knocked out, I'm all for this. Okay, you take it both you guys said. We're here for probably taking it at this point. What's on your arms?

Where are you guys going now? Ew! That's come! That's semen! I'd recognize it anywhere. No. Let me just test it first to make sure. Yeah, it's pure.

You've run it out of his gums. I okay. All right, guys. Calm down. All right. Is holding half-naked fraternity pledges in your basement as a hazing gay? Adam. According to Aaron, I got to go gay.

Carl. I'm going to say it's, it is, but I'm going to say it's not gay. Chris. It better be gay. Annie. It has to be gay. Right. Okay.

I can't believe it's not gay. All of that is holy. These guys have semen on themselves. Ah! It's gay. They're all gay. Jesus Christ. It's all of Satan. It's all dem-

I stink. It's so obvious. It wasn't very demonic whenever you're licking it off your ex-wife. Right. That it was cool. It was cool. I will say that whole segment was very funny. So, all right. I mean, I have to, I have to say, if you want to watch it.

Meg, we lost you to Stilto? Are you a tow bro now? I'm not a tow bro, but he has his moments. Uh-oh. I can't. I hope you're on the show again next week. If Meg is not here. Of course I am.

If Meg is out, we'll find out. You're going to start playing Bush or Berman on YouTube. But it's very funny. Here is the final round worth three points. It's not just, is it gay? We're going to get multiple choice. to fight out what Aaron thinks about this. And, you know, if you fucking, like,

the way I feel about gays is very simple. If you're fucking gay, dude, go suck cock. Like, yeah, I wouldn't. Why, like, are we promoting a fight right now? Like, are we promoting a UFC event? Can Dana White take the microphone away from this retard? It's so weird because I like him, but I'm watching this, and I'm like,

this is tryhard internet meme shit. And I think I'm just getting too. old and unfortunately too mature to like watch it's hard to see through shit and not call it out and especially internet meme type people they don't like being called

out because they think they're the coolest guys in the room what does Aaron think of internet meme type people are they one special two simple or three stupid Annie

I think the answer is simple. Chris. Stupid. Carl. In order to get myself a chance to win, I got to say special. Adam. Simple. All right.

I could make a huge comeback victory here. Come on, stupid. I mean, you guys are pretty simple. Oh, simple. All right. Who does that make the winner there, Chris? It actually is a tie between A, B and regular A. the arm wrestle what happens

we should have some kind of tiebreaker probably but whoever wins at a bur or opi I guess I don't know right there you go we should have the points move along with us to the opi or burr game roll over points yeah

and then we gotta get cart at cart it back it would be like a three part series of game shows you know what fuck that we did be yeah let's stop talking about John and opi let's let's just whoa whoa whoa whoa I've lost like

Covering podcast. Let's play everyone's favorite new game show. Simon, from the worst ever podcast, happy to be back with you for another rousing edition of Opier Burr. Let's jump right in to round one. Minding your P's and Q's. Minding your P's and Q's. P and Q's.

Origin. Or is it? Yeah. It's P's and Q's. in Q's, not P and Q. Mind your P's and Q's. Let's register those votes. Wow. Okay. So this is Googling

on the fly. Adam, what do you think? I'm going Opie. Annie? Yeah, Opie. I think it's Opie too. Megan, what do you think? I'm going to swerve and say Burr. All right, producer Chris? Opie. I don't think Bill Burr ever Googles anything

during his show, but maybe he doesn't. Let's find out. And here's the answer. Minding. Oh. Your P's and Q. Nice. Mining your P's and Q's.

Stuff my check. I'm watching too much steel, though. Or is it? Don't watch fast. Tons. Not P&Q. Mind your P's in Q. Crush that coal into a diamond, Bill.

Let's play. Round two. So what is, what is the problem here? You're worried you're going to put them in with the wrong ones and the, ah, fuck. Oh, my God. I just dropped my fucking laptop on my foot. Let's register those votes. All right, Megan, take it, take it away.

Opie? Producer Chris? Bur. I'm going burr on this one as well, Annie. Burr. Adam. Yeah, I have to go burr, even though I thought he records it on the phone. Okay.

find out. Here's the answer. What is the problem here? You're worried that you're going to put them in with the wrong ones and it, ah, my God, I just dropped my fucking laptop on my foot. Must have broken the edit button. Let's play. Round three. The devil came to the people and said, what is that? And the people turned to the devil and said, this is spirituality. And the devil said, give me that. And let me organize. it. Playing.

Play and the band. Let's register those votes. I believe that's Billy Burr. What say you, Annie? I think it's Burr. Priser Chris? Burr. Adam? I'm going Burr.

Megan. Burr. All right. We're on Burr. Here's the answer. The devil came to the people. Wow, and said, what is that? And the people turned to the devil and said, this is spirituality.

And the devil said, give me that and let me organize it. Playing, playing in the band. Bonus point, if you can name the band. Grateful Dead. Let's play. Round four. Holy shit.

Simon gets the band. point on that one. Stump to Saul. I think that's the first time that's happened. Well done. And what I said, my response to Paul, let me get the text. I said the Olympics is not the NBA, until he goes up against Draymond Green, Dylan Brooks, and leg breakers like that, and survives, I said, I think they're going to beat him up like that white girl in the NBA. He. He No, I'm kidding. I'm rooting for him. Let's register those votes.

Wow, that's a tough one. They're both, when it comes to the NBA, they're both fans of it. Annie, what do you think? I think it's Opie. Adam? I'm going Opie. I'm going to go Bill Burr. What do you think, Megan?

I'm going Burr. Buzzer Chris? Burr. All right. Three Burrs and two Opie's. Here's the answer. And what I said, my response to Paul, let me get to the text, I said the Olympics is not the NBA.

Until he goes up against Raymond Green, Dylan Brooks, and leg breakers like that, and survives. I said, I think they're going to beat him up like that white girl in the WNBA. No, I'm kidding. I'm worried before. Guess you had to be there. Well played, Simon. Are we through four rounds? Yeah.

What are the scores right now? You, me, Megan, having a threesome. Okay. Adam, Annie, got one. All right. It can come. It's our final round. Let's play.

Round five. Because you know, Bill Hicks like to go deep with his kind of And if you don't know anything about Bill Hicks, you know what? Turn me off. What am I doing? Yeah, at this point, you know I'm just making it up as I go. Um, let's register those votes.

I think it's Bill Burr. What do you think, producer, Chris? Burr. Are you cold? Yeah. You take a Bill Burr? Yeah. What do you think, Baggin?

Opie. Adam. Burr. Annie. I think it's fair. Right now. Here's the answer. Because, you know, Bill Hicks, like to go deep with his concepts.

Wow. And if you don't know anything about Bill Hicks, you know what? Turn me off. What am I doing? At this point, you know, I'm just making it up as I go. Just like Bill Hicks. This week's winner has won. Simon from the worst ever podcast reminding you to vote for Carl.

That's right. So long, y'all. Patreon.com slash the creepop vote for Carl. Megan's the winner this week. Yeah. Congratulations, Megan. Thank you. Very impressive victory.

Adam, I feel like you had your worst outing yet on this game. Usually very good at this. I spent the last 48 hours listening to those two men almost nonstop, and I am not prepared enough for this game. Yeah, you need to work more out of that. More homework. There's no amount of preparation that can separate these two. It's crazy.

Megan, unfortunately, I got to bounce out of here. I'm going on all in the dabblerverse with Andy, Dr. Steve, and a bunch of other people. So go check that out on All Apologies Podcast on YouTube. Thanks for having me.

Bye, everyone. Bye, Annie. Yes, Trucker Andy show. All Apologies podcast on YouTube. They play poker and talk about the dabbled verse and other things as well. Megan, you actually brought me another clip and I was so distracted by Dan Varnie,

give me $300 that I totally missed it. Should we go back and hit it? Sure. Okay. You just, I haven't watched this yet. You just said it would be good for your sound board. Oh. Yeah, you've been enjoying the toe lately.

You're sending me bonus clips of it. See what he's talking about here. It's gay. They're all gay. Ah! It's gay. They're all gay. I don't know why it's doing this to me.

It's gay. much. Gagoo, gagga, gay. Can't fucking take it. If you like their turning the frogs, gay, then you'll love. All right. Well, unfortunately, Annie,

uh, only got a plug in for Andy. But, uh, check out Annie. Also, Adam, you're doing a podcast. Yes. Please check out the red weather podcast, the final season, the first season just dropped. And the last episode is out.

And you can hear the whole thing in its entirety. The red weather with Ryder Strong. I also want to plug, uh, Matt Gore, who was on stage there with Conan O'Brien, the one who was not laughing, not saying a word, but looking very, very intently is an incredible, he's just a good guy who makes really great stuff like a podcast called I Was There Too and a podcast called Super Ego, which is incredible with Paul of Tompkins and Mark McConville. Please check those out and support Matt Goreley. Awesome. We'll do.

And, Megan, any plugs? No, I actually did listen to the Red Weather podcast. and I'm probably going to listen to it again after hearing the whole thing. And, you know, I definitely want to re-listen to everything. And Adam is very good in it. He's probably my favorite character in it. Thank you. Listen to that endorsement.

And this is a woman who just fell in love to steel tell. So she's not easily, uh, so easily get into things. She's a winner. That's all I see. All I see is a winner. Dan Varney is coming in with another $100. this freaking guy. Dan,

thank you so much, man. It's so much appreciate it. Tell Shulie, I'm on both shows now. I will. I'll be very jealous.

I'm over here now. Yeah. I'm over here. Yeah. Joe was describing that. It's like, and then they all to do this

don't thing with their arms like the sucking on dicks. That's the joke. That's what we're doing. All right. Thanks, Dan. We appreciate you very much, sir. Oh,

do you have any Comments on Spotify, Megan, you want to read for us? I do. Great. From episode 702, Jess Zilla said, John's new character infuriates me. It's unoriginal, not funny, and makes no sense. He's dressed as a fortune teller who is doing a bit that should belong to someone dressed as a scholar.

Yeah, it makes zero sense. That is correct. But I'm going to pisses people off. It should. Questmaster says, given recent events, I feel like it would be smart to throw the video up here on Spotify, The Blind Mic Project beat you to it. I know.

I mean, I got to get Craigers working for me. I got to get someone to start posting videos on Spotify. That would be good. All right. I'm getting shamed into it. I'll make it happen. Good. And then from episode 703, which I listened to,

and it was very good. Thank you. About the Rat Girls podcast. Jack Rockstar said, Funny thing about Rat Girls, she used to have a co-host, but that co-host left because it was years of them getting no traction. Glad you found,

so glad you're covering it. She's a total train wreck. I was wondering what it was called Rat Girls podcast. That's funny. And yeah, that's the guy who suggested we review that show. That's awesome. All right.

Want to hear some voicemails brought to us by Gary in San Diego? Mm-hmm. Good answer. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mix. Rock and roll. Adam, this one's for you. And you have to go back pretty far with WTP to remember this one.

There's two guys in my neighborhood sitting on a couch in their sporting wood. There, there, just to do something obscene. and you better take that from me Adam and Carl slapping bags day and night Adam and all slap in bags

oh fuck it yeah whatever close enough that's pretty good Megan do you know what theme song that's a parody of Charles in charge Very good

yes you move on to the next round we do move out to the next round great Nicole Eggert man she gets gross Two boys in the neighborhood They're on the couch And they're sporting wood That's one of the early Jetty Jingles

Jingles for the show And this guy calls back in again I believe Maybe this is somewhat different There's a third guy in the neighborhood He's watching Adam Carl and he's Sporting Wood He's there just to get his own

release like he's one of the family. Producer Chris jerking off day and night. Is that true? I take breaks. Producer Chris jerking off with all his might and stuff. So I was making fun of Suttering John Melendez for his treadmill routine. He's very proud of himself for how briskly he was walking on the treadmill.

It's such a strange flex. Hey, I want to, like, chime in on this whole fucking John on the treadmill with his numbers and shit. You saying that four miles an hour is a fucking leisurely brisk walk. You're fucking high, dude. My legs are way to fuck longer than John's, and it's really hard for me to do 3.8. Okay? And there's no fucking way that faggots walking four miles an hour at a 13 incline. Videotape, faggot, I don't believe you.

Stop it. I don't believe you can do it either, Carl, on videotape. Stop, man. Fuckin all that shit. Respect walk, motherfucker. Megan, you're a runner.

Mm-hmm. It's four miles per hour fast? No. I don't. It is not. It's his OCD. He has to do four out of three, and then he has to do seven miles at a 13.

You don't get it. You don't understand. I can't go faster than four miles per hour to treadmill. I just want to point that out. I'll fucking prove it, too. All right. Bonus episode.

Because you don't care. Bonus episode. You want to see me on a treadmill. It's the bonus episode. Hey, it's hockey. I got to tell you, the show just keeps teaching me things about myself. You know how you just hear random words that you're like, ooh, I just don't like that word.

In fact, it kind of infuriates me. Well, the first one you talked me about myself was hurr, hur. Now when I hear people do that, I want to bash their fucking head in. Not a word. And now I hate the word yearning. Yeah. All right. Thank you.

Fuck you. Bye. Yeah, that was from the Rat Girls podcast. Right? Was that the one that's coming saying yearning over and over again? I think it was. Yeah, it was her and her husband talking about the gay hockey show. Yeah.

He was yearning for something else. Adam, how do you feel about the gay hockey show? Oh, I haven't seen it yet. No, surprised. But I love hockey. Not anymore. Calvertographer, Kyle is on. Hey, it's a Calvertographer.

You know, I wasn't on board with John's accusations of Just Do It, but after listening to you talk about your bowel movements or lack thereof or the Super Bowl, it made me think, I think you're on a bottom-friendly diet, Carl. And that's a little suspicious. You should be shitting more often than you are, I think. So maybe Jamie Jingles can weigh in on this. Okay, bye. A bottom-friendly diet. I don't shit during half-tide of the Super Bowl, is all I was saying. Is everyone shitting during halftime?

I go out to eat with you. I eat here. I know what Jenny's feeding you. This is not true. It's definitely not for bottoms. Yeah, but you don't know what it tastes like, Chris. It's tough for us. John switched from Coors to Bush because Coors is like $4 more expensive.

And instead of getting four cores, you can get six Bush, boys and they're like $4 less. So the reason he switched from Coors, I can guarantee you, is because not only does it have 0.1% more alcohol in Coors, but it's cheaper and you get

way more boost. So, yeah, that's that. I should do an impression, but I fucking can't. No shit, sure what? No shit. No shit. Yeah, we know why he switched to Bushlight.

You know he's a port. Hey, so I heard Adam Bush's voice in my head today, and he was all like, oh, I have a true crime podcast with Ryder Strong. And so I was like, oh, okay, and I went to check it out. Adam, you know, like the Sherlock Holmes stories aren't really written by Dr. Watson, right? Like, he's just another character in those books. Like, those aren't true crime books. They're crime fiction told like some guy writing them down. Yeah.

Okay. Call me back. And this is how you break it to him. Adam, comment? I mean, we can take this off the air. But honestly, it's a fiction podcast. It's listed under fictions. They're doing a Blair Witch thing trying to suspend disbelief when it first came out

as to whether it's real or not because it's based in real events. and then kind of James fried from there. But thanks for blowing it for everybody. We appreciate the call. Jesus. I'm sorry. I didn't know. God damn it.

Stupid, Curl. Stupid, stupid. No, no. Hey, it's a cow photographer. This is a question for Adam. If I wanted to, I don't know, jumpstart a career in film, would I be better off converting to Judaism or Scientology?

I'll take my answer offline. Thanks. Come back. Why not both? What do you think, Adam? I'm not both. Yeah, I mean, cover all the bases. but if you'd like to talk about either of them,

I have all the time in the world and a lot of pamphlets. I believe that. All right, last one. Carl D. Lux. I was curious if, with Kiki, now that she's out in the open

with her obsession with Piss Play, if it's just, if you found out of anything, is it just golden showers or something more bizarre going on, but I give her credit for coming out and letting everybody know

that she really enjoys Piss Play. Thanks. What's more bizarre? Wait, is it just going to What else is there with Piss Play? What am I missing? Well, we were arguing as to whether she likes to receive or to give.

That's true. That's true. So there's that. We were talking about that. I don't know, Megan, what do you think? What are our options with our piss play? Look, I don't judge. I don't judge.

Thank God. She does. She do her. She do her. She's doing a real well, too. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Oh, all. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode.

I enjoyed that. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over. Bye!

A plane has hit, I rewatched, Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom Boom Boom Boom A plane has hit volley

Vinny Paulino Because he's so fat Gets me every time Boom Okay Bye You know who are these Podcasts

I don't know I don't get it Makes no sense