Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep705 - Stuttering John Live Recap (w/ Anthony Cumia)

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

Stuttering John had a live performance in Manhattan this past Friday night and we were there! Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss exactly what went down with John’s disastrous standup set.  Maribeth Johnson was hanging with us and she joins the show to give us her perspective. Then Anthony Cumia hops on to react to StutJo’s wild spin the next day. Somehow John was able to declare a victory after failing miserably in front of a sold out comedy club. Keanu Thompson had a set that BOMBED!! No one is talking about that but I recorded it and we prove her comedy is absolute dogshit. We finish up with Net News and your voicemails. Anthony’s network - https://www.censored.tv/ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/WBeAhFI74QQ  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and I'd like to talk about that because I don't think it went the way people thought it was going to go. A lot of people predicting John wouldn't show up, the show wouldn't happen, and then when it was packed with people and sold out, it seemed even less likely that the Duke could want to show his face in that environment, but he sure did. I totally lost that bet. He sure did show his face. And what a star-studded event.

Let's start with air before we get into the clips I have. Because what I want to break down for us today is how John's performance went, and then showed you just how delusional he is by letting him explain how he thinks it went. After we all saw exactly how it went. So I think that's going to be a lot of fun. Also, here's a little tease coming up. The thing no one's talking about is Keanu's bomb of a set, and I have all the clips. She fucking bombed.

It's hysterical. Very lucky that everything else was a nightmare. No one's talking about Keanu. I am. I recorded the whole thing, and she is terrible. It's amazing. Good old piss face. I did get to talk to piss face.

I thought you're going to say. I did get to pee on her. No, she did not give me permission for that, but we're trying to mend that relationship, as you can tell me with the segment that I'm going to do. I can't wait because I was wondering, everything was, all eyes were on John, that's all I heard.

Every clip I saw, I'm like, how were the other sets? Right. How were the other sets? Well, you know, a lot of things happened. A lot of people talked about this. Let's talk about the star-studded cast at this place at Rodney's this past Friday night.

No filter. Paul was there. Big A. Big A. I think is in love with me. He was staring at me the entire time at the comedy show. He just turned around and stared at me. High-pitched Eric was there.

I call him low-pitch Eric because he lost his fastball. Tokyo Glow was there. If you don't know who Tokyo Glow is, there's an action figure of me jerking off over my right shoulder here. It's been up there for a few years ever since the Largo event that we did a few years back. And Tokyo Globe made these jerk-off figurines for all of us. Yeah. You have one.

Tuki got one. The list goes on. I was very impressed by all of them. And she made the trip up to New York from Tampa. Of course, Brian Johnson and Mary Beth, who we'll see momentarily, Kevin Brennan was there with Stevie Lou, his handler, Bob and Gina Levy, F-K-A-Mami, Ray DeVito was there. Who's that? I don't know. Ray DeVito's so funny.

I'll talk about those stories later. It's funny. I talked to him for a bet. Who am I missing here? There's so many celebrities in the house. There were so many people. It was almost hard to keep track. Vince the lawyer.

Of course. Zenhauser was the boots on the ground that I was watching from home. Zenhauser came and picked us up from Sullivan's and drove us to the club. It was very nice of him. Raperbutt was there. Anthony Coomia was there. Oh, yeah. Oh, right.

Probably mentioned that. So it was a start-studed event. And somehow, the way the show show starts off is Anthony hops up on stage and brings John onto the show, which I happen to not be in the room for that. I was just outside of the showroom. And actually, I was right behind John when this was happening. So I missed the beginning of what happened. And then I hopped up and got to talk to John a little bit as he was being brought up by Anthony, which I'll get into that in a moment. But first, this is John getting brought up to the stage.

I don't think there's ever been an equation where there was an entire crowd of people that literally despise the comedian that's coming up. Don't give him any shit, letting him do his act. Ladies and gentlemen, stuttering John William. Now I ask, does that sound like a hostile environment? It is electric. I can feel the love from here. So excited to see Stuttering John.

They want him to perform his act. This is what people have been waiting for patiently. Well, not that patient. A lot of incidents happening. Watching him reminded me of Kurt Cobain going on some of the words of what came out. Like, people had heard about illness or whatever. He's in like a wheelchair and like playing it up. That's what I was thinking of.

He's doing like an old version of himself getting to that stage. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, very methodic, slow walk up, no expression on his face. This image was captured. John nervous standing next to the stage. Glad I'm wearing my depends. You notice that Anthony said, guys,

we're not here to heckle, we're here to enjoy the show. Like, he literally was just like, let's bring up the Duke and everyone went nuts to the dumb MC had to grab the mic and introduce him again.

It's so dumb and you couldn't hear him. For some reason. And thank God no one heckled after that. Wow. John's his own worst enemy. This photo of John, though, someone was having a little bit of fun with this in Reddit. And they made some different

adds. Adamus. This is John standing meekly next to the stage. Struggling with ED, you're not alone. I am alone. Supporting special needs. Every person deserves respect, care, and opportunity. It's alcohol controlling your life.

He's standing with his jacket and his hand and his beer. When you're estranged from your children. You're missing out on more than you know. No, it says on his hand. A very funny stuff. A true win. Dablers are not of his rules. Do you need to learn about your children from the dabblervers? Get some help.

Right. So, yeah, so as I was saying, I was standing next to John when he was being introduced, and John's going to talk about that on his show from yesterday, so I'll address what he says at that time. But this is how John starts out his act with 170 people going nuts, losing their minds, excited. to see the Duke entertain them. Approximately, 11 a.m. on Saturday, the 719, 2015, South County Police Dispatch.

Receive an emergency call regarding the domestic disturbance at the Rosson Heights. John's so proud of himself in this moment. Are they still booing Keanu? It should be. What an angle this is. You could almost see the poop falling out of his butthole. The unknown comic. Yeah, I know.

He's holding up the paper in front of his face. So the crowd turns out of him immediately. And rightfully so, because he just starts reading the arrest report or the news of the arrest from Anthony from over 10 years ago. Old fucking news. Anthony addressed this many times on his show. He was gone for a month to rehab. He talked about all of this stuff. You're not embarrassing Anthony with this.

This is nothing new for anyone. And so everyone was just like, oh, no, oh, no, he's going to do this. And actually didn't, Zanhauser tells us what he was going to do. Yeah. People predicted this. I mean, he was saying it, but nobody believed it. Him and Ava were talking about it on the show that he would do this. And it's such a bad move because people were there ready to laugh and have fun.

Yeah. And when he decided, like, there will be no fun to be had. That's what I was like, fuck you. A lot of people traveled pretty far And a lot of last minute bookings and things So I imagine it wasn't cheap for people And they get there and we want to hear the squeegee bit Which did you see the little smirk out of his face

We're going to find out The John doesn't realize why people want to hear the squeegee bit He thinks because they think it's funny Wait, it's not Spoiler It's a really funny thing that happens on his show The day after this All right

So then John John's going through and he's reading this police report and Anthony's like sitting right across from John. It's just a few rows back. And the people are there. Center stage also. Yes. The people are there for one Anthony Coomia more so than John's nonsense. So Andy standing up triumphantly pounding its fist and everyone's chanting his name.

And just a little teaser. for the future of this very program. We'll have Ava talking about what a bad night this was for Anthony. Yeah, you can tell how distraught he was. It's really going to look terrible. It's going horribly for him. What do you think it's going through John's mind at this exact point? Dude, I can't tell anymore.

John's so delusional that I can't tell if he like had to spin that the next day to pretend that it was a win or if he's really thinking that he's winning while this is happening. It's impossible. That's why I love John. It's impossible. There's going to think him. Anthony and he's like, yeah. for me.

Yeah, for me. I think that he'd spend that fast to stay alive. Let's go branded phenomenon. Yes, exactly. Yes. God, and then he's reading out the police report, and he pronounces like Daniel's name, Daniel,

Daniel Brand. He does good with that. Oh, he's so stupid. He's so bad at this. And yeah, nobody in this room is going, wait, what, what happened? Everyone knows the story. Guys, quiet down.

There's someone talking. You know, this whole thing where John thinks it's an interesting entertainment program to read court papers. Yeah. I hope he remembers that. I would like to point out that everybody says I'm very boring when I do that. This is not a good idea. And you have boobs. I know.

I know. It's boring. He has boobs too. Mars, turn the channel. I am just saying that it's pretty crazy. If John thinks that he can embarrass Anthony with this, he cannot. But there are things in legal documents that are very embarrassing for John, that we will be reading it from a stage someday in the future.

And I look forward to that because this kind of sets that up. Like, oh, this is what you consider good content is trying to embarrass. Well, you're in luck, pal. Yep. We have lots of good content, then, especially when he brings up his family members. in some of these court documents? It's not going to be great. Awkward.

It's not going to be great. This is kind of a funny line from a heckler. This Columbia is mine. Good one, boss. The biggest laugh of the night. Yeah. I don't promote domestic violence, but anyone's ever had it coming. Danny Brand was a real fucking piece of shit.

And so the chance that are going on during this performance were fantastic. And John was on stage for 10 minutes. This is only a 10-minute-long show. He's supposed to be headlining for 35, I think, something like that. People pointed out that the staff had a scramble because the show ended earlier. They're like, we haven't given anyone their checks yet so they can pay for their food and drinks. By food. I mean, popcorn.

Is that all they served there was popcorn? That was all they had. And not a single person threw popcorn at him, which was shocking to me. That's a good point. People were eating the popcorn. They were very excited about it, I think. So the chance started early and often. This one was the most brutal one.

They're going to spin this into a win, which is the wild part about all of this. John's only real son changed his last name to his stepfather's name, pretty much pushing him out of his life forever. people are chanting his son's new name as he's performing and John's going I'm killing it. I'm doing so good. I'm embarrassing. Oh, is he here to see me? I'm embarrassing Anthony right now. Did he walk in?

He could have been in to train right away from Harvard. He could have come down to see his pops perform, but I don't think he was interested in that. So that one's, that's rough. That's not great. And if he would have been doing his act, this would not have happened. No. Absolutely not. It's because John thought he was going to be Andy Kaufman.

And he's no Andy Kaufman. You know, or Lenny Bruce. Well, I was listening to Blind Mike this morning. Lucy, you were on with Blind Mike. I think maybe you brought the point that could there be this weird hypothetical future where we look back at this and actually this was a big moment for John? Yeah. Like we look back and go, well, based on how things turned out, actually, this was the moment

that really changed the trajectory. And no, there's no fucking way. Yeah. The crowd is chatting Oscar Turner. as he's doing this. Yes. As he's getting cloned right to his face in the way that we know bothers him the most. Yeah, the crowd is putting on a show in his stead.

That's exactly what he's sitting right there. Someone had to do it. Yeah, exactly. The chance and what will happen at the end of his show are the show. Yes. So this is kind of funny. Because Anthony even said, let's not yell at the stage. It's not how he'll sit.

Let's John do his thing. But now he's being forced to respond to what. John's doing. Look at John is shaking. Now this is the other thing that we're going to hear that John was like, oh, confident and killed it.

It's courageous. But look at his hand here. Rupert Puckin, everybody. Hold on. Hold on. He's lost it. He's completely lost everyone. None of this is working.

It's just, It's just turning the audience into the show is what he's done here effectively, which is the last thing you want to do. And here comes another chant. They love me. They love me so much they wanted me to do my act. It's so funny. Here's another chant that I was having fun with. Deadbeat Dad.

That one was probably my favorite. That was very funny. Yeah. So yeah, Anthony even pointed out there, like, dude, I had it all ready for you. I had the room going for you. He also packs the room for him. Yeah. He had to put all of this room front of John.

Like, here you go, man. Here's the best show you could possibly have. And John decided to throw it all away because he has no idea what he's doing. He let the audience take over and be the show. Nothing he did was effective at all. Roasting people would have been a better idea than this. I loved what I think it was a chatter on Blind Mike said this morning. If John came out and had some self-deprecating jokes.

Yeah. It was just like, you know, talked about shitting his pants or something like that. Yeah. And then if you turn that into and look at Lady Kay over there. Look at that queer boy, you know. And then like people would go, okay, that's cool. It's fun. Look at that just do it over there.

It is fun. It's actually what we did after the show. I don't know. He could have done that. And he decided not to, because he has no comedic instincts. He's an idiot. And so after 10 minutes, the show ends and this is Tommy Jordan who is

man they told people not to film Tommy Jordan had a whole fucking set up he had lights he had lights in the stand and everything's set up and he's moving it around the room to get different angles and shit not a single person stopped him no no security air was bonkers oh yeah um so yeah this is uh the show ending here so slow to react so now he has arms up he's looking for a applause and it's not coming. Andy's just like your kids abandoned you. Tommy Jordan rips up the pages that John printed out.

Well, I guess I'm off the hook. Yep. So that was, he got to end the show. Here's a little bit of a better angle because the person filming this from the front row was turned around looking at Anthony and Zenhauser talking when Tommy came up on the stage. So this is from Dabwe's Anonymous, the side angle where we can actually see how this went down. John tried to put up a fight there and hold on to the papers, but Tommy did wrestle them away.

Now, I'm paid for that. A lot of controversy on what Tommy Jordan did. I believe the rule of thumb is to never run on the stage. Target performance. I think that's as a guy who performed on stages, I would say, yep, I agree with never running on stage, please. This was a totally different beast, though. Okay.

It was a totally different beast. John wasn't doing anything. Right. Somebody had to do something. That was the whole point of the chance. That was the whole point of Tommy Jordan ripping up the papers. Do I support him doing that? I don't entirely know.

But was it more entertaining than anything that John was doing? Yeah. I'm not mad of them. Yeah, exactly. I'm not mad at Tojo for doing that. But we could have had four more minutes of John reading from pieces of paper with them covering up his face. So we go to comment to Carlson a lot. and if there's someone heckling or even just talking loudly for too long,

security gets involved. Oh, yeah. And they get the person to write the fuck out of there. God bless Jake. The fact that no one talked to Tommy at all. This show ended. No one even approached him like, hey, man, you got to go. You know, you'd think he'd get kicked out.

He brought a camera crew and then got on stage. Yeah. Like, he should be trespassed for life from this place. No one said boo to him. It's like, did you pay your check yet? Can I get you anything else? Have you had your two-drink minimum? So then Anthony goes back up on the microphone as John is leaving the building.

Pussy boy! Pussy boy! Pussy boy! You hear the MC. Thanks for everyone for coming out. I was screaming Pussy Boy at John. I probably should have turned that mic off. It's very funny.

Do you remember Lucy, the announcer, before the show, started. I was just going to bring that up because that truly was one of the most funny moments of John's set, which was before any of the other comedians actually even went up. The announcer comes on the microphone, not even on the stage, if I remember. Right. No, offstage. Off stage. And says, and says, you know, welcome everybody. It's going to be a great show tonight. And the room starts clapping and it's very excited. And the announcer goes, and that's probably the most applause that we're going to hear all night. Definitely more than Stuttering John is going to get.

Yeah. Like they're roasting John before the show started. I have never heard a comedy show like that ever before. That was very funny. Loved that. So, okay, we got to get into how John handled everything that he saw and what went down. And for that, I think I want to bring on our friend Mary Beth Johnson, who was at the show. and watching all of the comedy shows.

What's up, Mary Beth? Hello. Hi. So Mary Beth and I were sitting in the back because we got seated. So we went in, it was me, Lucy, Raperbutt, Brian and Mary Beth. Yep. And we wanted the five to get seated. And I thought it'd be like seated at the table or something.

No, no, no. Loose wooden chairs across the back wall is where we got seated. This place was a dump. It sucked. It was so uncomfortable. and our seats kind of blue. But we had fun for the most part. Okay.

See it was going on. So I'm sure you watched John's response to this, right? Marybeth? Yeah, I saw some of it. Okay. Well, let's see. The first thing John says is he streaming the next morning after what we just witnessed. Winning the Duke.

has balls of steel. And no matter how you slice it, you fucking loser haters, I have a pair of balls. Maybe Pinky should get a pair. Okay. So I don't know why he goes after Kevin Brett. I do know why. But that's his first thought.

But yeah, so he is declaring total victory. He's saying that that was flawless for him. and I'm like, okay, please explain this to me because I can't understand how you turn that bomb of a performance into a W. Let's see what he says. Even though they hate me, they're so excited to see me.

I'm talking about, I'm not talking about a little bit of excitement. They are like, like, as if, Superman just walked in. What I love about that is John's such a child. He doesn't think, like, the president of the United States, a Brad Pitt. Yeah, or an actual comic.

Right. No. They were, yeah, well, not Shane Gillis. No, it's Superman. This was my Disneyland. A made-up character. No, a superhero. I was like, people who responded to me like I was a superhero. No.

Definitely not. Yeah. Superman didn't just walk into clubs either. No, no. He actually was kind of in disguise. He also ripped off his leather jacket. It was really cool. You want a piece of this?

Now, John is not accepting any feedback or criticism from anyone. If you try to say, you know, John, he could have done things a little differently. You could have given him some of the greatest hits, told some jokes, wrote some new jokes, mixed up with the crowd a little bit, or, you know, any myriad of things he could have done that would have gone over better than this 10-minute-long bombing that chased him out of the club. So apparently Clay Dabler is one of these people who was just like, you know,

I don't know that you did the right thing, John. I think you could have done things a little bit better. And he is not happy about that. If you don't understand classic stuttering John, I don't know how to help you. If you don't know what made me my bread and butter and what got Suttering John

to the legend that he is, what I did last night was legendary. What made me my bread and butter. Classic. Wish I could afford that. So John compares what happened last night to different things he did when he was on the Howard Stern show. Now, the big difference that John doesn't realize is that he used to have Fred, Jackie, and Howard writing these ideas for him, these bits for him. And now he has Ava Riza.

And that's why it fell so flat and sucked so bad. Because it wasn't well thought out and it didn't work and it wasn't funny. And John couldn't pivot because he's not a... comedian. He doesn't have comedic instincts. And so the whole thing bombed. And we're going to find out, because he did another show after his comedy show last night, so he did another stream. We're going to find out that both Ditka and Claydabber were critical of him, and he will not be criticized. He's decided, nope, everything was perfect. And how

fucking dare you even tell me I could have done things differently. I've gone 60 years not handling criticism. I'm not going to start now. That's what it seems like. So this specifically is why Mary Beth reached out to me today and wanted to address some of it because she was here when this happened. But anyway, so when I walked in, I go to the VIP room, not the room, the VIP section, which is really just at the end of the fucking place. And who do I say?

Lady Kay sitting there. you would dick and he'll deny this because he'll never admit to it that he just saw his God like when I walked up

and I saw the VIP and I didn't see it I didn't see Lady Kay sitting there and then when I saw him went hi John the dude had love in his eyes and I this is not hyperbole

he had love in his eyes and I just said hey and then I walked out all right Mary Beth you were there comment I would agree that there was a little bit of love

in Carl's eyes and he he didn't light up like John just did and you were basically just like oh hey yeah and that was that was that John came walking over towards us. I don't know how I looked,

but I can tell you how John looked, afraid. Because I went, John Melendez, hey. And he turned around and walked away immediately without even respect. He didn't even acknowledge me. Oh, his reaction was. He was just like, oh, I'm no blog here.

Going over this way. Oh, it was amazing. I was talking to you and Brian afterwards. I go, well, what the fuck was that? I was just saying hi to him. He walked away from me. Why was he approaching you then? He didn't know I was there.

Oh. He was just walking around the club and then he's like, oh, curls here. Go back the other way. So he's lying. It was not a VIP section. It definitely was not a VIP section. It was a shit section that we got sent to. It was like, as if he were in Scooby-Doo, like,

like, yeah. I was. Turn around. Like, I do not. I was kind of bummed. I was kind of bummed. I was kind of bummed about it because I was like, this is the first time I've ever been in the same room with John Melendez. And I was like, hey, John Melendez.

I did light up. There was love in your eyes. There he is. Let's go. Let's chat. And he turned around and left. I was like, oh, there. Well, there goes that.

It was so immediate, too. I know. Nope. Nope. Yeah. He knew in an instant. He did not want to have anything to do with that. So, disappointing.

But I will get another chance to chat with John, as he'll talk about in just a moment. But first, you guys all have seen his set. People were rooting for him. They were. hearing him. They were standing ovation coming to the stage. I mean, it was electric. It was electric in that room. It was incredible. It really was.

We were all so psyched that this was happening. And he lost everyone immediately. And everyone just turned out of him and booed him. And let's see how John interprets that. And I mean, the wins I experienced last night was by far more wins than any of you fucking losers could ever experience. Okay. Wow.

That's some night right there. I would like to point out that Bedabler, TSN, Bline Mike Project, they have all been getting top views. So if anybody is winning right now, it is not John. Yeah, we've, uh, can you please explain? We're watching the show right now. And we appreciate that. It's a special time, a special place for us right now. and people are tuned in to see this content right here.

I'll take that as a W. What were you going to say, Marybeth? I was saying, can you please explain the wins? Right. Like, what are the wins? What is winning? Getting everyone there is a win, definitely. Thank you, Anthony Coomia.

Yeah, Anthony and Carl. I mean. Yeah, so people showed up. He sold the place out. Very cool. And then he put on a terrible performance that nobody enjoyed. but he's been taking classes from Aaron Mholt. Yeah.

On how to win. Right. You just declare that you want and then you don't have to explain. You'd never have to explain it. I thought you meant the revenge porn. Yeah. That is true. That is true, very much.

Another parallel between these two idiots. So one of the big storylines from this event, a lot of storylines from this event is the guy who went up to Anthony and got in his face and asked him about Sue Lightning and being a pedophile and stuff. And they just smacked his glasses off or grabbed his glasses and threw him on the ground. And so this guy is a provocateur. He goes around and does this to people. It's not the first time he's done it.

He looks for more conservative figures to go up and confront. And he wants an altercation like this. He wants to have, he wants to make news. He wants to go viral. But he also wants to have a chance to like get the law involved. You know, the cops did show up to question Anthony because of this. so it appears that the guy he wants to press charges

and John loves it Pocky punches somebody allegedly, that's what I hear the cops come pull him out of the bar and he's got to fill out of a police report and that guy who we hit dude

go through with this that is assault I mean you'd be an idiot to not charge him He's a multi-millionaire. Holy shit. If I knew your name,

I would advise you to fucking file immediately. He would be arrested on the spot, and he can't run his fucking pocky ass to South Carolina and think it's not going to happen. This is assault. There is no running away from that. You're fuck, bro. Okay.

And how great that you're fucked at a stuttering John show. I don't understand his logic here. So he goes, this guy should file charges, which would be criminal charges, because he's a multi-millionaire. Money. So that would be, I think he's referring to like a civil lawsuit. What he's talking about because he's a multimillionaire? Which I'm pretty sure if you scratch a guy's face, it costs you the same amount of money, whether you have millions of dollars or tens of thousands of, of dollars zero yeah it's not like proportional right exactly wear of glasses two hundred dollars

right whoa they're like yeah this guy stepped on my heel how much more is he worth he's a billionaire well than 2.5 billion we're on the case yes it's not how that works at all also this fucking idiot john he can't the cognitive dissonance that goes out in this man's brain when he's out there challenging stevie lute to a fight he literally was asking stevie lue to fight him and that then someone actually does get into a little bit of a heated dispute that gets a little physical. And John's like, that's the worst thing you could possibly do. And this person should be taken for all of his money and thrown in prison immediately. Well, hold on a second, John.

You're the one calling everyone a pussy for not fighting it. But then if someone does get in a fight, they should be thrown in prison and all their money should be taken. Well, not only that, one of the most shocking things about what John just said there to me is that he's like, well, if I knew your name, I would tell you to go do this. You don't need to know his name because you're so famous, John. You had such a big win. Everybody is listening to you right now that obviously this guy is going to hear you saying that. The only reason that you could possibly need to know that guy's name is because you want to dox him a whole bunch. Also, the guy was on Kevin Brennan show talking about this.

It would be really easy to figure it out. I'm sure Vegas beer sales, Jerry and Ditka could tell you who the guy's name is. He's well known for doing this kind of stuff. He already had to print out pieces of paper this week. He's hit his limit. Well, John thinks like a six-year-old. Right. He's like, if I give this guy the idea to...

Oh, you get a finder's fee. Yeah, yeah. How about 10% if I tell you to see you? Yeah, I'm a criminal charge. Well, speaking of the criminal, Anthony Kubius is here. The new Duke. How is everybody doing? I'm fully ensconced in the cook chair here in the hotel room.

Nice. Looking good. Thanks so much for calling into the show, Anthony. Good to see you, buddy. Yeah, I was obviously sleeping. I was very late. And I apologize to that for that. But yeah, you bring up a good point, right?

When I popped on, it's like, this is the guy that's constantly saying, if I see this guy, I'm going to kick his ass and stuff. And then at the slightest altercation, it's like, Sue, get a lawyer. He's a multimillionaire. Get his money. He just, again, points out another in the many hypocrisies of Stutt Joe. So, so, John, so,

You should press charges immediately, if not sooner. I assume that the guy did go to the cops. That's why they showed up to the club that questioned you, right? It was so weird because when the cops showed up and I went outside, I'm telling them what happened. And the cops told me they got a complaint that I was assaulted. Well, after I'm explaining, then they go, well, we got a complaint that you were assaulted. I'm like, oh, oh, yeah, that was, you know, whatever. I go and I said, no, I'm fine.

So they said, all right, well, we're all good here. I told them, you know, I stand by them. And unfortunately, your mayor is a piece of shit. And the snowball people should be summarily blasted. But that was it. And then I walked back inside. It was only not even five minutes out there. No, I know it was quick.

And the FOIA request is out. We'll see the full footage at some point of you talking to the police officers. But it's interesting that a guy like John would take the side of the man that was filming you and coming up and harassing you. If someone did that to John, how would he respond to that? Yeah. Well, who knows? Because he is a pussy. So he'd probably either yell at them and run away.

It would always end with him running away. I just mean he would be the victim. You know what I mean? Yes. He would absolutely be the victim. It's a copyright claim or something. You can't just film me out the streets of Manhattan. This is highly illegal.

Yeah, yeah. I don't give my consent. All right, so, John says something very funny in this next clip, and I actually agree with him on what he's saying here, but I just love the way he words it. How appropriate. By the way, whose security of fucking Ronnie's? How they let some guys run on stage is a whole other story. I mean, what are they doing? What are they there for?

They're supposed to keep order. the pocket guy would just punch somebody out front to just walk on stage and get behind the mic That's our new MC They're running a pokey guy Can you believe they've got a pocky guy up on the stage? The fuck is wrong with that? Pretty good

Crazy So we started up the show by showing you bringing John up and John's doing his set How did that? Because I wasn't in the room when you got up on stage I've seen video of it since then How did that come about? Did you just decide like right? And they're like, oh, I should go up there and introduce them.

Yeah, the MC had said something to that effect. Like he acknowledged that I was there. The crowd, of course, goes, you know. And it was almost like an invitation to get up and at least just address the crowd because the crowd was chanting and, you know, yelling and everything. And it was a lot of fun. So I just stood up and walked up to the stage and he handed me the mic. what was I going to do?

Security didn't get me because the club owner knew I was responsible for just about everyone in that place that night. And I thought once I was up there and had the mic, it's like, what a great opportunity to intro the fucking star of the evening

stuttering John. You did a masterful job because you really got everyone whipped up in a frenzy, but also explained to them like, let John do his show. We're not here to interfere with it. We wanted to perform. And so that was a perfect introduction that John squandered.

Yeah, there was nothing I could have done or said up there that would have made it worse than just saying, let him do his act. Just let him show you who he is and what he does. There's nothing we could have done as a crowd that would have made it worse for him. And he proved that by going up there and wasting a sold-out show. He will never stand in front of that many people at a show again. Nope. Ever. And he fucking threw it away.

And like the idiotias takes the win. But hold on though, Anthony, he learned from it. He'll do better next time, though, right? Yeah. No, just the opposite. He thinks he killed it. Right. He thinks he killed it.

He's chalking it up as a big win. And I was, I was embarrassed. Yeah. I was scared. I have that clip coming up. He said, I was watching some of it, and I'm like, this guy is either an amazing actor or the most delusional jerkoff I've ever seen. I tend to believe it is the latter of the two. Delusional narcissist.

Yeah. Speaking of his delusions, and I'm glad that we have Mary Beth and Lucy here, who can tell us more about this. Lucy, how you doing? That was a lot of fun. Yes, agreed. anybody who ever thought that I'm not in great shape, their mind was changed. They even, like, I saw the girls in the crowd, like,

because they look good. Well, girls, there's more here in this room right now than they were at the gig. Dude, this is the level of delusion is the reason why we love John Millett. It's why he's such a great character. why the dabblerverse exists there's no one else that I've ever met in my life who would have a show like that and be like and also all the girls want to the fuck me

what? Yeah yeah on top of all the other delusional shit from that night that he won the night he was valiant and courageous he's got to throw this on top that all the chicks were into him and he's so insane

he's kind of really I showed this earlier but he's got a really weird body and posture. Does he? His arms are almost to his feet when he walks. He's quite impressive, actually. He's such a short guy. He's literally

the puppet. He's the puppet. Yeah, he's becoming a short old man. I know he's been struggling with becoming an old man. He's been crying about that lately. Well, yeah, yeah. I think he's going through the end of the midlife crisis here. Well, his

appearance, has degraded since the last time I saw him. Like, it's, it's kind of concerning. Like, his hair's looking patchy. Like, I don't know what's going on there. He just got it done, too. He's all proud of his hair. Yeah, he's a mess.

All right. Well, Anthony, you came out at the perfect time because this is where he's addressing you specifically, and I want to get your thoughts on this. And I read it, and he was livid. And all these are legal documents. Yeah. So he said that you were livid.

I was livid. We just played the video. They're all legal documents. Yeah, from 10 years ago. Right. You could find literally hours and hours of me discussing this from 2015 up until, you know, a couple of years ago. And even now, occasionally something will come up where I talk about it.

So to think this is some kind of a gotcha moment is even more delusional, of course, coming out of stuttering John. So it wasn't a surprise. I wasn't livid. I was laughing. Shulie had already told me that this is exactly what he was going to be doing. And I just thought the only thing I was thinking was how stupid he is for ruining the whole night for himself by getting up in doing this. So the video that we watched earlier of the performance, the guy was in front of you, Anthony. So he's watching John. And then when you would respond, he'd turn the camera back. So we were watching you laughing the entire time and saying, and triumphantly as people are chanting your name, and then you're going, do your act. Do you're

telling you to do your act. So the fact that John's interpretation of that is that Anthony was livid is absurd, of course, which is great. I felt like a parent at a child's recital, and the child forgot what they were supposed to do, and I'm yelling like, do the piano thing. Get on the Yeah, no, no. Like, that's how I felt. They're just panicking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For some reason, John thinks that this is a brag.

I was ready. Everything that had been reported. Not anything. No improv. Everything verbatim. That was reporting. That's the problem. There was no improv.

No laughs. He didn't react to anything that was happening. Nothing funny. Comedy doesn't have a place in a packed comedy club. There was. nothing funny at all. This is exactly what his problem is on his podcast, too. He placates to the haters instead of to the fans.

And this could have been a room that might have turned into fans. And instead, he did an entire show to you, Anthony. Yeah, he could have, everyone is saying that. This could have been a triumphant moment for him. Gets up, thanks the crowd, does his act. And, you know, he would have gotten applause on some of those famous 30-year-old shitty jokes. because we're all familiar with him. It would be like dice when he starts doing his rhymes.

That shit's 30, 40 years old in some cases. And people go, yeah, greek deri-dikari-dak. So, you know, squeegee bit, the Kardashians, eight years of marriage, three good ones, three good years. It would have killed in a way that there's a familiarity to it. And if he didn't take himself seriously and laughed along with people laughing at those jokes, it would have been a fucking phoenix rising from the ashes but he took a perfectly good bird and burnt it well so two thoughts on this one is when Tommy Jordan ripped the paper out of his hands we're 10 minutes into the show if you want to grab the mic and said my dad was so cheap this

entire room would be like how cheap was he like exactly just give me that there was a moment where I thought that that was what was about to happen. Me too. The papers get ripped up. He goes up to the mic. He says skull. And I'm like, this is where it starts. Here it comes.

And I can feel it in my heart and my soul. And I'm so excited. And then we get thank you and he walks off the stage. And he walks away, tail between legs. You know, in an alternate universe, on Friday night, the crowd carried John out as a hero.

On to the street in front of that. In an alternate Biff Tannen type universe. And Anthony, the dabblerverse is over WATP. I'm working on my resume right now. I'm not even worried about doing a lot of podcast. You know what I mean? Like, he could have totally turn this around. The other thought I was going to have is, so he could have also just done his podcast, which we all love. And if he would have gone on and just started making fun of you for having zits on your face. And then, hey, look at Pinky with his lady helmet and shoes riding his bike around. There's Lady Kay who's a gay, just-do-a guy. Like,

That also would have gotten entertainment value. It would have at least worked. But, you know, I've said this so many times in the past couple of days. It's exactly what Shulie said. This guy, guaranteed, will make the worst decision out of everything. You have certain options, certain things he could have done. Whatever is the worst possible decision, that's the one he will choose. And he proved himself right again.

And Shulie's right about that. but also the laziest. It's always because, listen, I'm part of the text thread with Vince the lawyer and Bob Levy, and they were coming up with roast jokes for John. And he's sending John roast jokes about me and you and whoever else is going to be there, Zenhauser. And John doesn't want to have to write jokes and learn them. No, no, no.

He doesn't want to have to transcribe jokes. It's not he doesn't want to have to write them. It's that he wants to put them all in one place. Can you print this for me? Yeah. Yeah. It would have been better. And you look, the whole crowd, you know, the players, the stars of the dabblevers that he would have roasted are people that understand busting balls and rose.

This is something John doesn't understand. Right. And we would have rolled with any of the roast jokes he would have had other people right for him. I was going to say come up with. And again, could have been a win. but he chose the John, you have chosen poorly. He definitely did the laziest thing you could possibly do,

but he thinks that you were embarrassed. Pocky was flipping out, kept standing up. You already did that. I already did that. Because he was so embarrassed. You get this. His puck marks got red from embarrassment.

That's my favorite delusion because we just watched the video of you standing up triumphantly. And even after John Leads, you're leading the pussy boy chant. Yeah, yeah. As the whole room is yelling pussy boy, pussy boy. And he interprets it, you're embarrassed? Yeah, that was me being embarrassed somehow. Maybe he doesn't know what embarrassed in this. He thinks it's joyfully chanting with a giant crowd of people.

I don't know. I don't know. People were applauding domestic violence. They were so on. Exactly. John should look up many definitions of words, because I don't think he understands what embarrassment means or winning or courage.

He definitely doesn't understand embarrassment. No, he should. But he definitely owned Anthony. The Duke owned you, Pocky. Stuttering John owned you. Two heads me, petty. You are my bitch. John Edward Melendez owned you in front of all your fans.

And I did it and kept going. And they booed and booed and booed and booed and booed. And they cheered and cheered and cheered for Anthony. I'm confused. What is he trying to get at? So he has to do these mental gymnastics or else like he doesn't understand reality anymore. So does he believe this to be true? Or is he just saying, hoping that other people will think it might be true?

I don't know. That's the real mystery and conundrum of stuttering John Melendez. It's so, see, as a normal thinking person, it's so outside the realm of possibility that this actually happened. And you can imagine yourself trying to spend something like this and go, oh, I could never do this because it's so obvious that I'm wrong here. Maybe he's, that's the mental part of him that he honestly does think he walked out of there as the triumphant hero. I was talking about this earlier when people were yelling out squeegee to him. When ever there was a moment that he wasn't reading the boring report. No one could hear it either.

It was the crowd was yelling. He was so drunk and mumbling into the microphone that no one could even hear what he was doing. So he couldn't even do that right. I took the audio of him doing his performance, whatever the heck, and tried to transcribe it through DaVinci Resolve. It could not understand any of the words. It could not understand it because the crowd was so loud and boisterous. So this is the crazy thing is that this is the way John interprets people yelling squeegee at him.

But you had 175 people chanting squeegee. Is that not a win? A win. Deadbeat Dad. Deadbeat Dad. Yeah, they say that too. Does John really understand that we think that joke sucks and that's why we want him to do it? That we know it's like one of the worst jokes ever.

And that's why people are chanting squeegee. He's just like, my jokes are so funny. Then I didn't have to tell any. Everything is like that. The reason there was a sold out crowd there was because of him. Not because people wanted to see him. as the fuck up unfunny guy he is, but that he's wonderful and everyone came to see him.

They were chanting squeegee because they love the squeegee bit. It's like fucking George Carlin a bit from the 70s. It's just amazing. This is the thinking of Stut Joe. So not let's get into my second interaction with John. So the first one, I said hi to him. He turned around and walked away immediately. That was the end of that.

The second time, walking back into the showroom and I see Anthony up on stage doing a little introduction for John and John's standing right in front of me. So I go up behind him and I go, holy shit, John, look at Anthony's middling for you. I was like, how cool is that? Like, you're the headline. He's middling for you. I thought you'd get a kick out of that. He ignored me. Did not acknowledge my existence. Afterwards, I wasn't sure if he knew it was me or I was there. He seemed like he was, in the zone. Well, what happened to?

If I see Lady K, it's over. How many times do you told me if I run into him with Cape Coral? He's going to beat me up. Yeah, yeah. The comedy club that you're at. Anyway, so this is, I didn't know that John even knew that was me

or acknowledged it because he ignored me completely. This is how he remembers it. But, oh, while I was walking to the stage to go on, guess who kept patting me on the back? Go get him. Go get them. Go get him. Guess who was?

Lady Cake. Lady Cake was like such a fan of mine in person. Yeah. So I was pumping him up. I was like, this is going to be fucking awesome. Duke, you got this. Because I was really excited for this to happen. I didn't want John to chick it out.

Right. Fuck it up. Fuck it up. So I'm like putting my arm around him. Like, holy shit. Anthony is middling for you. This is going to be sick. I'm all excited about it.

And John interpreted that very differently. So while I was walking the stage, he's patting me on the back. Go get him. And that's fact, Jack. Lady Kaye, you could rewrite this any way you want. I know. Who's rewriting it? And I'm like what penis wrinkle.

Or believe me, I was as sober as any man can be. Any drunk. Well, I didn't pull the clip, but everyone saw it where John goes. people were saying I was drunk. I only had three beers. I had two beers and then I had another beer. And then I, well,

then I had a fourth beer that I brought with. It's just like, it just keeps adding as he's thinking about it. That's how sobriety works. If he says four, it's eight at least, maybe ten. But he's as sober as any man has ever been. Amazing.

I do like how you just rewrote that, though. That was very special. Dude, he's right. I was panting him on the back. I was pumping him up. I was excited about the show. I was very.

We know why. It's like, of course, it's just. John with the history, the lawsuits, the this, that that, of course, if you go, go get him, it's like someone going, yeah, hey, go get him. Like, it's hilarious. Yeah, go break it like. What does John think I'm going to do?

Get up there and start being like, this lawsuit thing is really irritating me, John. John, take it easy on me tonight, all right? Very cordial and happy go lucky. I was in a good mood. We're having a good time at this show. Everyone was there to have a good time. Everyone was so pumped. Yeah.

And so many great conversations with people. Even Kevin Brennan doing his noisemaker and yelling about my mandolin was cracking me up. Everything was working for me that night, except for John, who sucked. He could have been Caddyshack, but he was Caddyshack, too. That's a perfect analogy. Any way you want. but at the end of the day you know

in your heart that that was fucking awesome unbelievable he's telling us we're going to spin it while he's saying that was awesome what he did yeah yeah if if if you talked about Friday night

exactly like it happened exactly like the videos show exactly like the people felt that we're there watching, you would never get to what John is saying when he describes it. There's no one in that room that saw it the way John apparently sees it. So how does he rationalize that in that walnut inside that thick skull? So it's one thing to be like, oh, the haters want to spin this to make it seem like it wasn't amazing what I did. But then when his friends tell him, like, John, we watched it.

it wasn't very good. He lashes out. So he came back on a stream later last night and starts lashing out at his buddy Clay Dabbler and even his buddy Dicka. Like Clay Dabler, which I took real exception to him telling me what I should have done. And he's a guy that hides behind a mask. Don't never tell me what I should have done, Clay. You hide behind a fucking mask. you're afraid.

Don't ever tell me what I should do. I'm just pause it real quick. This is a guy who supported John, takes all of John's bullshit, was a co-host once a week for him forever, and all we had to do was say, John, you should have worked some comedy into your head of the act. You know, done some jokes,

done some of the things that people were there to see. And John's like, fuck you, you're a piece of shit. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It's like, hey, maybe people have other ideas that could be right, could be wrong. You don't have to get angry at them about it. Just as an aside, I've never seen his capital T on his head so ever present.

Oh, yeah. No filter, yeah. Especially in my profession. This is great. Profession. Yeah, yeah, yeah. John knows better. Like, God forbid, someone else, a civilian come in and be like, you know what?

There's another thing. Way you could have played this and maybe this would have worked. Can't do that with John. He knows better. Do I tell you how to make clay dolls? No. No, because he does a great job. Yeah.

He's killing it. Oh, speaking of which, pop sculpture. I showed you this, Anthony, we were hanging out at Sullivan's. So I got these in the mail. I got these at our P.O. Box. We go to Who Are These.com. You can find that. We love drugs and hot sauce and other gifts.

So Kui from, of course, the famous, what's it called? The name of the? Dummy. Dummy. The movie trailer. A little cooie. And then cooie got beat up because John went to bushlights. These are incredible.

They're hand-painted. That is amazing. Work of art right there. So thank you to pop sculpture for mailing me of these. Those are fan fucking task. You know, John, John needs people around him that will never be like Clay Dabble. Clay Dabble, like you said, he was like John's kiss ass for the whole time. Shit talked.

to everyone John doesn't like. And then he says one thing. That's what happens with John. He needs people like Ava and Kianu who will just go on his show and enable this fucking imbecile over and over and over again. 100% support or else you're cut out completely. Right. John is so angry about this.

I know nothing about it. And you know nothing about stage performance. And the Duke has been on stage on numerous occasions. Going back? He was a young kid. Don't ever. That doesn't count. Being going to play at first grade, doesn't fucking count towards this.

It counts. That's a crap. The Stanley told me. Tell me what I should do. You're not equipped to this. to tell me. And the same goes for Dicka. But you think about all these

somehow comedy gurus, like, Dicker, I really couldn't believe. And I love him. I love Clay too. Oh. Yeah. So he does have to say, like, they do shit for me.

So I don't want to, like, he was just going off on Clay, but Dicka actually supplies him a bunch of stuff that he needs. So he's like, and fucking Dicka also criticized me. But hey guys, keep getting me stuff. that I need.

Keep supporting me it every way. But he's pissed. He can't take criticism from his fans, from his friends. He can't take criticism from an entire crowd

full of people. Right. But if he was really confident about the performance that he gave and he pretended to be in the afternoon or maybe he really was

super confident that he did the best thing he could have done. Then if somebody criticized you'd be like, okay, whatever, man. Look at the results. Right.

There's so many times people are critical of things that I've done that I'm like, oh, I'm actually pretty proud of that one. So it's not going to bother me. There's other things that I, yeah, my God, yeah, it sucks.

I'm insecure about it. So the fact that he's saying this tells me he's insecure about it. Yeah, absolutely. Right? He knows he fucked up. I got your notes. I think he knows he fucked up on this one. If he had succeeded 100% on his show on Saturday night, he would have just read it again

without comedic in the room. That's if he thought that he was his success, this would be the new act. The Netflix special is coming soon. Brilliant. Police reports. So I love like Mark Norman and Jill List and Shane Gillis. I mean, all these comics who have been crushing it the last few years. And one thing about all of them is they always go on podcasts and tell you this.

I'll tell you right now, tonight, I crushed it. Of course he did. And the best part is Keanu was there. And she was laughing hard. And everybody else was. And the whole place was laughing hard. I'm a really good comic Oh

You sure you are Imagine saying How good you did it How you're a really good comic Unironically The best part was the love of my life was there Yeah Yeah

Kiana was laughing The girls They thought I was attractive So we were just talking about People that are good at things Never ever say They're good at it Let someone else do it

Your act Whatever you do doing if you're a scientist your work is you're saying look how good i am right it speaks for itself you don't need to pump yourself up it looks bad right so we're just talking about go on my kid with down syndrome she's always i'm so good at it i'm so good at it i'm so good at it's like she does yeah you hear that john um so yeah uh John and Ava get along because Ava tells John everything that he wants to hear. Like we were just talking about Clay Dabbler was critical.

So John went off on rant multiple times yesterday about Clay Dabler. But Ava says all the right things. He packed an audience with people to mock you, full of people that are your nemesies, all coming there to see their buddy Kumia, packed out the room, then proceeded to make a complete ass out of himself. Last night was a complete design. for Anthony Kumio. It was a complete disaster

for you, Anthony, as you're pumping your fists and people chanting your name. That's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. How was it a disaster for me? I left feeling pretty good. As a matter fact, we were so

disappointed and embarrassed and I was so upset with myself. We went and all hung out together at the karaoke bar. Dude, I'm, after the show, we all went to go find John. I heard he was at the spotted dog

down the street having drinks. So it was me and Lucy and Zen went with us. A huge crew of people. My buddy Darren was there. So a whole crew of us all went down to no filter. Paul was with us for that,

I believe. A whole crew of us all go down to find John drinking so I can finally talk to me. We won't talk to me. I'll just like. Yeah. and we walk in, he's not there. And then I'm watching John's show yesterday. And he said that's exactly where he went. He got a martini, he had a beer.

Do we just not get down there fast enough? We just... We ran over there. We went pretty quick. We got multiple reports that there, that's where he was. And so instead of going to the karaoke bar where Kumia was, we were like, no, we're going to find John. And again, it was a big crew of us.

We walk in there and the bar is dead. And we got there and we were like, all right, well, we might as well have a drink. Such a bummer. Yeah, I would have felt really. bad. We bring it a dozen people and they're like, fuck this. Oh, they only have booze. So that sucked.

So you just heard it right there. Abba says, yeah, Anthony had a terrible night. Did not go well for him. Now, Keanu's having a tough go with this. Because Keanu has to like somehow sit on that fence and try to work both sides of it. And she really shits on their parade when she joins the show last night. I'll say this. Kumi had the best

fucking time. He really did. And I, in his mind, yeah, it's like we would have been cheering you on. Look at Jonathan.

Ava who cackles and everything not as out. I swear I was high as a kite during these shows. I was just cackling and everything. All of a sudden, you have Kianu going, Anthony was having the best time and they both go,

yeah. Hey this. Kumiya had the best time. He really did. And I, in his, mind. Yeah, it's like we would have been cheering you on. And then yeah. Yeah. So,

Keanu actually does a thing you're not supposed to do where she's critical of what John did and thinks it could have gone better and explains that to him. It could have been an opportunity. Like everyone, we're all going to say it could be an opportunity for you to just like stand behind your jokes and do your act, play the hits, which is what I probably would have thought or a mixture of the two. But, or you could do something like that, get up and walk away and they'll never stop talking about it. Like, it'll, it'll go on for no one. I mean, are people like getting refunds to their tickets to hackamania? What a snooze fest that's going to be. Nothing will happen without you, myself, you know, I mean, I actually think Kumi is going, but. Coomie is going.

Hackamania.com promo code It's gonna be a blast. Dude, these people are so jealous they're not a part of hackamania. It's on their mind. There's nothing to do with hackamania. Right.

And Keanu's just like, yeah, I mean, people are going to be talking about this thing that you did forever. I don't know. Who'd want to go to Hackamania? Like,

we're already issuing refunds. You'd say? Heckomania is going to be a fucking blast. You didn't know that events are a zero-sum game. And if you have fun at one event, then you can't have fun at another. Yeah, I once saw the bills win a football game.

So I'm like, No more season tickets for me. In fact, I don't like football anymore. Yeah, Hackamania is going to be like Friday night with gambling. Yeah. Yes. How do you not think that's great? It's going to be so much fun.

And I just love the fact that all these people are pissed off. They're not involved in a part of it. And I'm jealous. I mean, I saw Keanu on the show with her mom going, maybe we should go to Hackamania and we can wear disguises and we can go. And it's like kind of everyone's invited to Hackamania. Just go buy a ticket. Yeah.

You don't wear a disguise. Yeah. promo code WATP, save 10% and come hang out with us. Well, I'll be there. It's going to be a lot of fun. Anthony's doing a comedy show. I'm going to make him sit on WATP with us,

which is at 9 o'clock at night, so you should be up by them. I know. I went out last night a little bit, and, you know, I usually sleep in pretty late. I got my show tonight, just in case anybody's around.

That, you know, it's actually going to be funnier than John's show. And all I'm going to be talking about is the Iran war and murder that took place in Austin, Texas. A different kind of bombing. It's funny. Yeah. This is like the Opie challenge. Remember what Opie goes?

Find a show. Find some of it's funnier than this show. Right, right. The day the clown died. Yeah, that's funny. An Islamic massacre in Austin. Hey, oh. Hey, oh.

So, yeah, W-A-B-C, of course, you can get it on the app. You can stream it online. Anthony's show from 8 to 11 tonight. And you're having a good time in New York City this weekend. You picked a good weekend to do your radio show. Unbelievable. Then Monday at 4, which is what I got confused with your show as far as the time goes. Monday at 4 p.m. I'm doing Lewis J. Gomez's show.

Sweet. Yeah. So, yeah, very busy this weekend. It's nice. Is that Real-ass podcast or are you doing Legion of Skanks? Real-ass. Okay. Sweet.

Well, it's going to be fun. Yeah. Dude, that was such a blast Friday night hanging out with you. Just seeing everyone, like, I was standing at the bar, and there's a shitload of people. And I mean, people came from everywhere. I was amazed. And then I found myself going, hey, man, thanks for coming down. Like, it's not even my fucking gig.

I was John to tell these people. Thanks for coming. Yeah, like, thank you for coming down. They're giving me books and pictures to sign and everything. And then you'd hear like a little commotion at the door. And then here's Anthony Zenhauser's coming. And it's like, whoa, holy shit. And it turned out to be so much fun seeing everybody.

Everyone was cool. We're just drinking beers, doing shots with Gino was, you know, reminiscent of the old compound days without me having to shell out a lot of money. But it was a blast. It was so much fucking fun. I was so creeped out by Big A, Anthony. I think he has a crush on me. Yeah, he might. You're like a hero to him, I think.

He was staring. He's turned around in the seat, looking in the wrong direction to the entire comedy show, staring at me. I'm like, oh, boy. Yeah, yeah. I'm married about that one side, Lucy on the other. I'm like, you don't look over here, over here. It's wrong with you.

Anyway, Anthony, thank you so much for coming on today. I appreciate your insights. Absolutely. Any final thoughts on, on John's performance of the subsequent. Well, we've discussed this a little bit over the past couple of days. I don't know if he recovers from this. I mean, people will still watch him, do things.

But how does he, everyone knows he's delusion. It doesn't matter what he says. Everyone knows he's lying is delusional. Right. So how does he sit there and say shit like, really pinky? How about I come over there, you know, and or Lady Kay, Pocky, you know, come up and, and fight you, you know, terms of service, whatever it is. His tough guy thing is just gone.

It's not that it ever was really a thing, but now how does he spin that? That's a great question because, like I said, I try to engage him in conversation twice. I tried to fight him after the show. There were multiple times also, so you just described your two actual interactions with him, but there were two times also that I saw him see you and then turn the other way. Okay. So zero interaction whatsoever. And that's, what a fucking pussy boy.

Yeah, he made eye contact with me for a split second once from the stage. Everything else he avoided looking at me. And then at one point I'm looking right at him. And he turned a little bit. And for a split second, he looked at me. And all I saw was like confusion and like, I don't even want to say fear because I'm not Like, yeah, kick your ass. But there was just a fear in the moment he was in.

He didn't know how to respond because he's not the tough guy he professes to be. So he didn't even want to look anyone in the eyes. It was, you know, pathetic. It's John. It's pathetic. But a pathetic without any sympathy. Actually, before you go, Anthony, one of the big stories, there are a lot of storylines this night. One of the big stories was the Roddy Danger Film impersonator fell down the stairs.

And there was a big staircase out of the basement. Yes. And know why I'm in the pisser taking a leak when this happens. And I just so happened to have my phone out recording audio. And I captured this moment because people have been talking about it. Like this guy got hurt. He got hurt pretty bad. And this is an older man who fell down the stairs.

Listen to this. This is wild. No respect. Holy shit. Every stair on the way down. Oh, no. For real, though, this fall was so funny because it just never stopped. I heard this guy fall down the stairs.

It was a steep staircase. It really was. My fell down the stairs, my shoes and glasses. Check out Anthony Coombe. The Anthony Coomia Show, Compound Media. and, of course, W.A.B.C. tonight at 8 o'clock. Thank you, everybody. Great time, man.

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All right. Let's talk about Kiadu. Kianu came up to me after the show and said, Hey, Carl, let's be friends again or something like that. And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's fine. But what I like to do with my friends is make fun of them for sucking. So that's how I'm a bad friend, I guess, is what you can say. Because I recorded Kianu's set and boy, did she bomb at this show.

It's miraculous. And the reason why I'm going to play this for you, I know people say like, oh, you shouldn't record people stand up set. It's not a good thing to do. But Keanu has been going on and talking about how unfunny I am everywhere she goes. And then John will be like, yeah, you're funny. And she's like, I know. So like, hold on a second.

You can call me unfunny all you want. And I will not argue with you. And it's fine. But don't also think that you're funny when you have one of the worst standups that's ever seen. And let me remind everyone that both her and Gino think they're actual working comedians. They think their jobs is streaming and doing comedy, and they're terrible at both of those things. They're not making any fucking money doing that.

It's crazy. Before we get into the comedy set, John was very angry with Keanu because Keanu had Anthony on her show, and that's not cool. I'm not going to lie. I don't think Keanu is going to mind me saying this. I was a little, let's say, pretty. turd by Keanu. Not like I love Keanu. But when I went to

Super Chat her on what was it? Wednesday night? Yeah, on Wednesday night. You know, I clicked on her show and Alva had just superchatter. A tenor.

That's how vivid my memory is. Yeah, when it comes of people getting money, you sure do remember that. other people. Yep. And then I was about to send Keanu a tenor. Wow. And I said, maybe not.

Yeah, I'll offer her to give her a tenor. She doesn't need another one. I'd rather keep this. I was going to give her ten lodge. What a wild thing to say. I almost super chatted my friend $10, but then I didn't. It's fine. Now why?

But then when I got there, she has, she has, um, you know, poppy calling me the village idiot and all this shit. You know, I get it. You know, Kiana wasn't really paying attention

because Gavin was there. And Kiana focused on Gavin. It wasn't a big deal, but I was mad for that moment. Wow. He was so mad at her. But he also gives her a break. She was paying attention to that.

She would have corrected the record about me being the village idiot had she been listening to him, which is why it was worth bringing. up at all. Oh, dude. So he has to explain that when they got to the venue, and I'm happy to say that I saw Gino and Keanu and they first got there. And I did greet her as hello PissFace. I don't think she was ready for that because she's like, oh, I'm home and a club foot. You got me. But so when PissFace and John met up at the club, they met up in the green room.

And John was still mad at PissFace for having Anthony. on the show. And so they had to make up. And of course, in order to make up with John, you have to apologize. She apologized. She was like, yeah, she didn't think about it. But I, this, Keanu's

an angel in my book. I love Keanu. And it was squashed immediately. And, you know, you know, and so good news, Keanu. He still wants to fuck you. Even though you had Anthony. Congratulations.

Yes. What a win. he talks more about this It wasn't really that I was that man I mean we were texting afterwards But it was just like I mean You know

She doesn't understand how much I loathe Pocky And all the shit Pocky's done And she does You know I mean There is a deep hatred That I have for this Pocky Puts That you'll never get Because you know

I mean His attack on my children Here we go Fucking coward that he is but you got the better of him, remember? So you're the winner in all this? Why are you so angry about all this? Doesn't make any sense.

So I'm glad Lucy, you're hearing this for the first time. I didn't realize that you, I remember you getting up and leaving a couple times when I was stayed in the showroom. So I'm sitting next to Mary Beth and Brian Johnson and Keanu comes on. And I get my phone right out and start recording some audio. And Keanu,

I've heard her set before, so she's been doing the same set for a little while. And she's doing her vibrator bit. The vibrator bit is about how her dad mailed her vibrator after she moved to New York. And, you know, she's like, oh, how embarrassing. Blah, blah, blah, bling. There's a couple of different things that happen in the story. And then when she gets to the final punchline, you'd think that would be like the big laugh for the bit. The guy texted my dad's name is Tom.

I said, Tom. You couldn't have saved me the embarrassment. He said, no. It was much funnier this way. Oh, my gosh. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Okay, so you heard a couple of chuckles.

This is a room with 120, 140 people in it. Okay? So the beginning of her set, there's a couple people chuckling along with what's going on. One of the things that Keanu does, and I'll just remind everyone that she recently called me a nobody. One of the things that she does is she talks about her husband, Gino, a lot in her set. As if Gino is like this super famous person that everyone knows, like, well, you're married to Gino.

You must address that, obviously. So she does. And if you don't know me, I know what you're thinking. Since he's 24 years older than me, I know you're probably thinking like, Keanu, she married some old richly. She married for money. Ha, ha, ha, he's a comedian. He's basically impoverished, okay? I did not marry for money.

So she thought the joke was, all comedians have no money. But what's actually happening is that Gino, thinking as a comedian, makes it so he has no money. Because there's lots of comedians who have lots of money. So I didn't understand that joke. Like, all the comedians that we know of, the Napier Gatsy and Seinfelds and Shane Gillis is and all these people that you know are rich. Yeah. Even Burke Kreischer. Yeah.

It's barely a comedian. I'm getting pissed. Is Rich. That was the quietest that I heard that room the whole night. It gets quieter. No, it does not. And then it gets louder as people stop paying attention. It's so bad.

That's crazy. Also, you unlocked a memory of mine, which was that at one point when I was out in the bar before anybody went up on the stage, I did get to meet and interact with somebody who was a huge Keanu fan. And I said, so do you think she's just going to do her normal set? And he said, yes. And then he told me her entire set. And that was actually why I felt like it was okay for me to get up during this.

Yep. She did 12 minutes. Yep. And it was her normal set. Yep. So a quick note, Tom Myers would use the word impoverished. It's not a funny word. Right.

Broke. It's harder. Impoverished? Yeah, yeah. Impoverished? Single syllable. Yeah. Keep it simple, stupid.

And she is stupid. So you just heard her say, I didn't marry for money. I'm on a gold digger. Geno's broke. And then she actually said something real here, which was hilarious. This was the funniest thing she said. What I married for is he's handsome, he's funny, and he has a huge amount of credit card debt.

No, I'm teasing. I also think like I'm teasing. I know that voice. So you hear me out there. He's $33,000 in credit card debt. We all know this. It's public record. And she goes, no, no, no, I'm teasing.

laugh. You can hear Brian laugh and you hear me going, what? It's like when we all went to see Joe Madder recently so much fucking louder. Making better jokes than him.

All right. So then she's doing this joke about how, you know, he's a lot older than she is. And so she's looking forward to someday dropping him off at hospice. You know, that's like the premise of this joke.

I just have daydreams of like dropping him off at hospice. right? I'll see you later, sweetie. Maybe. Right. That's good. You know what?

Come to find out. It's not where I thought it was. Very good. That's very good. Very good. I love it. Oh, my gosh. So she got heckled there.

Someone's like, do you know where Latvia is now? She's like, oh, yeah, it turns out it wasn't where I thought it was. So I don't know. Something happened on her stream or someone. She was embarrassed. but the joke bombs gets no response at all. Then she gets heckled and she can't handle it. She's not ready for that.

Very good. Very good. She calls me a nervous wreck. She's a nervous wreck on stage. It does not go well for her. So then she tells us this story. It's all about Gino. She tells the story about this time that they were vacationing in Florida. And I'll let her speak for herself here.

My husband and I were in Florida a couple of months ago. for a gig, okay? Right? On the last day, my husband lost his shoes. Spoiler alert, he only brought one pair of shoes. Okay? We get into the Uber to go to the airport, right? And I went, they're not going to let you into the airport like that. He's like, like what? I'm like, you don't have any fucking shoes on, right?

my husband, a normal person now, a normal person that's not Eugene Visconti, would go, you know what, buddy, can we make an extra stop? Let's stop at a CBS, I'll get a pair of flip-lops or something. Not my husband. He goes, Keanu, just give me your shoes. And I took a deep breath and I went, you know what? He just wants to know what it's like to walk a mile in my shoes. shoes, right?

He wants to know married a retarded person. So I gave him my shoes, and I have to tell you, he pranced through the airport like Carrie fucking Bradshaw, like walking down Madison Avenue, and I looked at him and I went,

oh my gosh. Is there ever a payoff to this frivoling and coherent nonsense? So then, so then after that what he does, and then when she made the Terry Bradshaw, reference. Brian Jans, it turns out of me, he goes, like, I'm out of a big sports guy. And even I know that's so dated. Terry Brancho is a stark quarterback at the 70s.

Was she talking? Why did she bring up Terry Brantshaw? Okay, I might make myself sound very retarded right now. Sure. Is that not Carrie Bradshaw from sex in the city? Oh, is that what she meant? Oh, that makes a lot more sense. Brancing through the airport.

Okay. Like, okay. That makes a lot more sense. I'm very proud of myself for under the city. standing pop culture from 15 years ago. That wasn't that retarded. Thank you. Okay.

Good, good, good. Sports. One idiot. So normally there's like, as you're going through your story about like, and then he forgot his shoes and he only had one pair of shoes. You'd think he'd stop getting another shoes. But he wanted my shoes. And he's a dumb.

Walk a mile. Yeah, I know. That's, that was mind-boggling. No jokes in that at all. None of it connected. I had a lovely, I had a lovely interaction with Keanu. That's mind-boggling. Well, I'm going to play for you.

The biggest last. she got the entire night. Okay, good. Listen closely. Yes. It's fabulous. He's not gay. Sit down, Carl, it's all right.

Well, he's okay. He's not gay. He's not gay. However, however, Eugene that day, he did look very light in my go-first, all right? Oh, my God. Her calling me gay got the biggest reaction. Then she backed off it immediately. He's not gay.

He was not gay? I think she was talking about a guy in the front of a little or something. And then she's like, oh, Carl, don't get up. All right. But maybe she was saying I wasn't gay. Either way, I'm the nobody that she referenced for some reason during her set and actually got a reaction from. So then she gets off a Eugene finally. She starts doing other material.

And listen to the nervous laughter after this bomb. Oh, Lord. Charlie Kirk's dead. That sucks. That's awful. Yeah. Oh, she didn't talk about Charlie. Kirk, gurg your loins, I'm just teasing.

It's not about him, it's not about Charlie. Here's my thing. Charlie Kirk was assassinated, that's terrible, that's terrible, right? It's just funny they caught the wrong guy at first, right? At what point did you shoot the Kirk? I shot the Kirk? I shot the Kirk. Thank you.

That's a very niche by Cousin menu reference. There you go. No, no, no, no. What the fuck was that? I don't know. But if you're going to have a joke in your act that no one gets, kind of just take it out, probably. That was a niche one no one's going to get.

Okay. Good stuff. Explaining it does not make it any funny. Definitely not. Again, the nervous laughter thing that she has. And I wouldn't even point it out so much if you didn't say I was a nervous wreck all the time. So then she gets into their gender reveal party portion

of her set. And she's just losing the room here. She takes so long to set these things up. It just goes on and on. Word economy is not her friend. It's crazy. As if you could reveal the gender of your baby, right?

Is then your baby's not going to slide out of your womb? Crawled to the nearest iPad. I'm sorry. Can you pause it for one second? There's a lot more room noise happening at this point. Yeah, she's losing people. Yeah, people are completely lost at this point. How long do you think between the last?

joke when it was relatively quiet and I could hear a pin drop and this moment right now. Minutes. A couple minutes. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. It's wild. It's crazy. It's if you can reveal the gender of your baby, right?

Is then your baby's not going to slide out of your womb, crawl to the nearest iPad, watch six TikToks and choose its own objective. But I'm dead for us. Here's my thing. Whoa. I mean, literally not a reaction at all. I can barely hear her. I mean, she could be heard in the room.

And she told her a joke, and it gets absolutely nothing. So then she goes on more gender reveal jokes. If we're making up reasons to throw parties, I just feel like we should have something that I like to call a decision reveal party. Right? It's the same concept, except you invite your family and friends over, and you reveal whether you're having an abortion one. happened just a few months or a lot, right?

You get the box, you fill with balloons, except this time it's like this. White balloons were pregnant. Black balloons, we are no longer pregnant. And the Jen and real young, the cake is either pink or blue on the inside, right? And the decision reveal, it's like this, we're having the baby birthday cake, We're having an abortion, red velvet. Right? And if it's angel food cake, she miscarried.

Everybody goes on. Cook you know it's retirement. Okay. Fruit cake, obviously. She's lost all confidence. She's lost the room. She's telling all these jokes that none of them are landing. Nobody cares.

And you're saying, like, well, no one's listening, Carl. You can't be heard over the talking. However, she then, introduces Gino, who's already been on stage at this point, and already done his act. Remind me about that. And so, you'll notice here, people are paying attention.

You know, I have it a couple of weeks ago I was here at this club speaking of my husband. Give it up for Gino Biscotti. So I'm not saying everyone's paying attention, but people are paying attention. There's proof right there. Give it up for Gino Biscata. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, give it for Gino Bisconti. They recognize that her act might be over. They're like happy about it.

It's funny you say that. too. So now she's transitioned back into Gino Bascati material. Oh. Because of her super famous husband that we all know so much about.

That we need to hear more about. Two weeks ago, we were at this club performing and Gino was hosting and a woman in the bathroom came up to me and she was like,

do you work here? And I said, I'm a comic. She said, oh, I won't say anything. And I went, no, no, no, do tell, do tell,

please. She said, the guy gets the host, is so fucking annoying he makes everyone uncomfortable and I said to her I said your secret safe with me

but he makes me uncomfortable every single time he makes my family uncomfortable he makes my friends uncomfortable he made me uncomfortable at my wedding absolutely ridiculous my God

oh it's week of my husband you guys Oh, you kind of trailed off there. What was that? What were you talking about? Like, those aren't even punchlines. No, no. The host made us uncomfortable at our table.

Oh, he made me uncomfortable. Our wedding was uncomfortable? My marriage, I'm uncomfortable? Marriage. Am I right? I mean, holy shit. You got to come up with an example. It's like, pat all over again.

Like, okay, set the premise. Here's an example. Make it funny. Make something funny out of that after you say that. So, this is Mary Beth. you were talking about this earlier. This is fucking hilarious right here. This is my favorite part of the show.

This is a complete utter bedlam tonight. Give up for yourselves. I love it. I'll leave her. Yeah. It's finally over. That's so embarrassing. Shit, I was just kidding before.

It really happened that way. Wow. As I'm hearing that audio again, I'm just laughing the exact same way. We were all rolling. Me and Brian were just rolling, watch this because we're all like, what is going on with this show? And then she says that. People are like, yeah.

So she gets to her closing joke. And I don't think Anthony Coombe had did this on purpose. But Anthony yells out the punchline because it's so obvious and ruins her closing joke. This is amazing. pandemic, I started an only fan It was a fun experiment. It was crazy. Whatever, I don't have it anymore, right?

What's that? You should see my wiki feet. It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. I had an only fan during the pandemic, right? And I just want to leave with this. I don't have one anymore. So please, when you leave here,

do me a favor. Please don't Google. Keanu Thompson's asshole. Okay? Anthony, understanding how jokes work yells out. Gino comes up and she goes, you ruined my joke. He goes, I ruined you joke. He didn't

know that he was spoiling the punch. I was trying to be funny at the moment. And what a horrible collapse of a stand-up show that was. Rosie Joe, anything I missed there? I mean, pretty well nailed it.

It was so embarrassingly bad. And again, sure, Kianu, when she's not trying to insult people as a wonderful person, I just, she's not a comic. This is not happening. This set that she does is brutal. People, people are not laughing at it.

She did, she did make fun of a Down syndrome person or whatever. Yeah. And I do take a little bit of offense to that because my Down syndrome kid, as mentioned earlier, is a hell of a lot smarter than Keanu. Yes, and funnier too. I believe that. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's hilarious.

No shit. Yeah. All right. We'll wrap things up in a moment. Let's talk real quick, Lucy and Rosie Joe, I'm calling you, because that's your name and the thing. Let's talk about some of the highlights and the things that happen at this event that we enjoyed. I'll tell you something I didn't enjoy.

So we get there and immediately I go up to the bar and order a Mikalob Ultra bottle. Fancy. Yep. And then I think Lucy wanted one. and I forget who else, maybe rape or butt. Anyway, I order a whole round of Mikkelabaltrow of bottles. And they put them up on the bar and they start opening them up. And I touch it and I go, this is warm.

And they go, oh, it is? Hey, when did you put the beers in the cooler? He goes, just now. It's Friday night at 7 p.m. And you guys just loaded the cooler with warm beers? I want to fire people. I was like, do you have anything that's cold? I'd like one of those please

And then they gave us a weird can of Generic something around Here you are, your majesty Yeah, right, yeah It's like they blew out of There, is it cold enough now? Fuck you! So, yeah, so then Anthony walks up

But I guess he didn't hear me Because he orders a McAuntar go, Don't order that, and they're warm And they'll open one for him He's like, what the fuck is this? Oh, God. So that was a weird way to start things. You have a club that's sold out

that's packed with people and the service was terrible. You were talking about this on Blind Mike this morning. We got seated relatively early. We wanted to get into the showroom and see what was doing. And the thing started pretty late. So we didn't know. And we never got a server.

Never. And there was a two drink minimum. And we were supposed to have to buy stuff. I wish I had two drinks. Yeah. So at one point, your husband, Brian, grabs a guy who's walking past. He goes, hey, do we have a server? And the guy's like, I don't know.

I don't know, I guess you guys want something? And you had to beg for drinks. I was watching you and Brian beg for drinks. And nobody ever came up to me. Nobody ever came up to Zen. I mean, we couldn't. We had to go out to the bar. That was the whole reason that I left during Keanu set with because I was like, I got to go get a drink.

Well, I was back and forth a lot too because I'm not alcoholic. No, because if you went out to get a drink at the bar, they argued with you about it. Yeah. They didn't want to serve you at the bar. Like, no, no, no, no, no, you can't get a drink here. I'm like, I got to get a drink somewhere. I can't get a drink. They kept saying to you, if you went up to the bar, they would say,

just so you know, this does not factor into your two drink minimum. Once you're in the show room, you're still going to have to get two drinks once you're in there. We couldn't get drinks in there. And that was wild because the show ends abruptly. John Storms off. That guy got a drink. He did 10 minutes. He had four drinks.

He did 10 minutes instead of 40. So they never gave people their checks. They had no system in place. So then the announcer comes on. It's just like, no one can leave without a green ticket. You have to have this stupid green ticket stub thing. People sit the fuck down. To prove that you paid for your two drinks.

Because you get the green ticket once you pay your bill. Right. Now, for me and for Lucy, we were sitting with each other, I was like, well, I never bought anything. So there's no way I can obtain one of these green tickets, you know? And so I wasn't worried about it. So there's a bunch of us. Well, I'll just walk out.

Yeah. It was a pretty big blackout. Holy shit. Security, the way they padded me down going into the place, it was like I was going into jail. Like they, it was like all around the crotch, all the way down the legs, like into the boots. I was jealous. It was so interesting. So both Rosie Joe and I, we went in around the same time and they were patting down the guys very aggressively.

You got the whole cup and balls. It was insane. I had a voter. All they did was look in our purses, right? Yeah. Can I look in your purse? I didn't get a single pat down. I could have been...

They looked in Carl's coin purse. He didn't even ask to look at my purse. I just showed them. Me too. I don't even know if that's what we were supposed to do. I'm like, can you just like lick your finger first, please? At least look me in the eye. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, that was so weird. They just looked near your guys' purses and then felt us all up. It was pretty fun to watch, actually. I really enjoyed that. It was weird. Raper butt was getting raped or in her butt. It was, I didn't. Leave me alone.

No, no. Let's move on. I don't like that we're sitting with it right now. So anyway, security was tight, but then when we left the club... I love you so fucking hot. When we left the club, it was... You were concerned about it. I was so nervous.

Yeah, I'm a rule abider. I don't like breaking rules. I know, but we are... So I didn't have a green ticket, and I was very scared. We walked right out, you know, if I had a poll rank, I could have explained. I'm lady K Did you hear people calling me gay? Keanu called me gay from the stage

So I get a pass on this club So The chants were very funny Anthony punching that guy Or whatever he did Assaulting that guy on the street Was fun Million laughs

Vince and Zenhauser fighting Was silly Rodney falling down the stairs Roddy flying on the stairs. Ray DeVito obviously saw my segment from Devilverse Live was telling me all about him getting laid and giving me more details about it. Oh. Because I was making fun of him because he's like he didn't use protection.

So he immediately is panicking and taking antibiotics that a person told him to take. I was wearing a helmet. It turns out he did wear a condo, which is the funnyest fucking. I wasn't going to spoil it. I don't know if Ray told me that in private or whatever. But he was like, carlo, just, you know, it was wearing a pound. I'm like, then what the fuck? we talking about?

The same one I always used. Just turn it inside out. And you're good to go. Shit, we have fun. It is fun. D.D. was there with Vince the Warrior. And I didn't really see many interactions between those two. I didn't see any interactions with them.

I did interact with D.D. a little bit. It seemed like things might have been a little contentious. Interesting. Interesting. But that storyline has gotten completely buried with all the other excitement. So it's too much going on. Who knows? Who knows? There's too much going on.

I'd like to see D.D. talking about it. I don't know if she has. So I want to say this. Last week, I didn't know if I was going to go or not. And I was kind of debating it up until like Wednesday. I wasn't sure what the deal was. And part of me was thinking, well, John goes and redeems himself. And it's hard to make fun of them after this.

So am I going to like the end of the devil verse? Is that what this is going to be? and will that be enjoyable? It kind of seems like that would suck. And I could not have had a better time. I'm so glad I went. Hang out with everyone was great. I'm so glad so many people came out to this thing

and made it to sell out and talked to tons of people who love WATP and love the dabbleverse and everything that's going on. So people flew in from all over the place for this thing. It was fucking cool.

It was really cool. So thanks to, I guess Anthony really got the ball rolling on like, I'm going to go. Like, oh, yeah, we should help probably go to this thing. it's a really good idea. And it was an incredible, incredible night. Actually, I messaged Brian, what, Thursday I messaged him and said, are you guys going to this? And I don't think you guys had decided until the last minute, right?

I was under the impression that we were not going. And then I took a shower. And when I came out of the shower, he's like, well, I guess we're going tonight. Oh, that's right. I went to message him on Friday. You text him Friday. him Friday and he's hilarious.

Told you that we were going. So I went. And it was craziness going in, which is a whole other thing. But so fun. We made it. It was fun. I had a good time.

I've never had so much fun booing someone. Like, I've never got to booed someone. I've been to a lot of comedy shows. Right. I've never booed anyone in the comedy show before. So Zen tells us ahead of time, he's like, yeah, I got a report.

He's just going to read Anthony's police report. from 2015. And we went, okay, well, then what? He's like, well, then we start chaining refund. It's like, okay, that'll be fun. So, John comes up and starts doing just that. And just the booze that started coming out. And even I was like, boom!

I couldn't wait to boo that asshole. It sucked so bad. It was really fun. Yes, it definitely was. So good to see everybody who was there. And thanks for coming out. Thanks for being part of this special episode. Let's get caught up on the news show.

What I love about this community, our WDB community, is that the people participate. You see that in the supertaps, super tips, in the super chats. But you can also see it in our Discord, on our subreddit, in our Facebook group, on our YouTube page, and Spotify. People are communicating, and we like to cover what's going on in our segment called Internet News. Sorry, there was nothing in the news. Wait a minute, there was that one thing. Here's Jen to tell you all about it. From Dablers Anonymous,

No Sport points out the irony of Dumb-Dum reading his monologue every day. And Friday night it was ripped up in his face as chance of pussy boy rained down on him as he cowardly slinked away is the best ending for this fool. Neelax 44 opines. Biggest rake yet.

Whatever ass kisser told him to read that police report really fucked up. John ran away like the biggest bitch in the universe. All-time humiliation. Chris, Chris, Chris, 1983. All his nerd buddies like D. D.D. in Vegas Jerry will tell him he owned the night.

With Prick Shlub notes, John was totally lost when he realized he didn't have his beloved beers to skull with. Fantastic Diver predicts he will try to spend challenging Stevie Lute to a fight as a win. He will say he knew doing his act would have killed, but he doesn't give a fuck. Altruistic worker, praises Anthony. I'll give it to aunt. Gave him a real intro. The guy's a pro. Artist type takes us to Imagination land.

Imagine being introduced by someone who hates you and says the entire crowd hates you too. Epic fail by S.J. P. Dazzo Scarlet asks, does he have his new Skechers lift shoes on? Did Mommy buy those little pansy boy? Sox 1912. An entire room of people chanting Oscar Turner to his stupid face. Chef's kiss. Just amazing.

All for a few hundred dollars. What an absolute loser. Esoteric 420 reports. Holy fuck. One more beer and he wouldn't have been able to stay on the stool. He was so fucking hammered. Still, I admit, I didn't think he was going to have Stones. I'm sure it was a group effort to convince him to get on that stage. Spanky Domingo asks for us all. Has there been any update on if the club would be paying SJ for a several-minute set of reading

that 11-year-old police report that ants talked about? Until, of course, Tommy Jordan yanked it out of his hand and ripped it up. And Buckley offers, John walked to the stage like he was going to a funeral. He was absolutely miserable. Once Ada Lego adds, and he was crying as he left the room. Real Base 466 theorizes. The crowd was primed to be won over, and the fucking idiot didn't even try. It may be the low point of his life. R. Williams, 1283. If he just did his act, the place would have gone nuts.

Fan of the game speaks volumes. Once again, he just can't help but step on the biggest rate possible. Joe 2,500 begs for reason. Whoa! Everyone take a step back and let's count our blessings. John has a nice rack. And massive brief plays is out with, not since Michael Richards or R. Bud Dwyer. have we seen such a career-ending performance?

For anyone else would be a career-ender, but the Duke just keeps it going. A giant W. Yep, keeps the lore, keeps the dabble verse going. John being this inept at performing for people who want to have a good time. Whole room of people chanting his name. We have some voicemails coming in, of course. This is the Gary in San Diego voicemail line. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. Cal photographer has some weird suck stories, what he calls it at the show. Carl, cow photographer, speaking of cold vaginas, have I got a story for you? I was dating this chick one day, one day, for a few days. She was into something called pseudonecrophilia, where I would draw a romantic bath of ice, cold water, and set her in it until she was shivering, and then I'd lift her out of it in my very strong arms and carry her through the threshold into the bed.

And then I would warm her up with my dick inside of her. It's a lot of work, Carl. I don't recommend it. But I was a degenerate 20-something, you know. Lobbya. Rosie Joe, you ever try that? No, I haven't. Pseudonecrophilia.

He didn't really say the results. Like, was it enjoyable? Was it a pleasant experience? or cold vaginas are rarely a pleasant experience. It's a lot of work. Lucy, what's your been experience with this? Sudarnarchophilia. I'm so wet right now.

So you've done that before? No. You're a metal head. Oh, my God. What else is going out here? Woke Bay is going to give me some props here. Hi, Carl and co-host. It's the Woke Bay.

I just want to, like, come back in and say that. Right when I thought you were getting a little too gay and I might have made a mistake giving you the fag passes. You go and totally fucking redeem yourself, dude. Recognizing that bisexual women don't exist and they're actually just women who are mad at their dad and will return to factory settings, the moment an interesting guy kind of shows up is peak gay culture. And we appreciate that you recognize that. And I will say that your fag pass is safe for now, but you're still on thin ice, buddy.

Anyways, love you. Don't come to school tomorrow. Bye. Thank you very much, Woke Bay. I sell my fag pass. that I use early and often. Carl, you're looking at it the wrong way on Gino. He's a studio guy.

He's not a YouTube guy. When he gets on the panel in the studio and he rests, that's his strength. Now, his America first show, after eight hours yesterday on YouTube, had 12 views. Three guys on it or four and 12 views. Ouch. I don't want to pile out, but, yeah, just this is not working out. You know, at a certain point, you just got to recognize that it's not working out. Can you give him the light on YouTube?

That's funny. Maybe I'll super channel the light. Husey coming into the show. Carl, it's Husey. Queensland's Stonate stinks. Regarding your discussion on if you prefer to eating temperature of biscuits, what you yanks call cookies. You don't want them hot out of the kiln.

you want to put them in the deep freeze and then break them up with the children into tiny pieces and then drop them into a paint of Guinness and drink it like down it's delicious it'll change your life it hit the like button and watch the dame cast movie show on youtube okay sounds good there was more accents there than the ducca definition I wonder who that could be promoting dave daubb oh here's something that you'll appreciate, Chris. Hey, Carl. Good. Be real quick here.

Just got to say, I love the fact to use the guy from office space to do the O in the episode number. Small details like that. That's why I love you. All right, smooches. That's all producer, Chris. He's the one of puts those together for us every episode. It's a quality O.

It is a good O. I'll give you that. Do you guys remember the Rat Girls podcast we recently reviewed? Yeah. Carl, you little fuck, I did not enjoy the Rackale podcast. I do not want to hear about vaginal infections. That woman should be executed. She's ill and not fit to human consumption, I guess.

Call me back. Yeah, when she was talking about how her vagina has infections 11 times a year. Yeah. It's pretty fucking gross. And talking about how you should ride your lover's face with that vagina. That's a separate video, but... That's what happened to Ray DeVito.

That's what Ray DeVito. Things happen to happen. It's really just a... It's really just a nut sack. I'm not hungry anymore. Go to patreon.com. Sign up for the WATP packages. There's several.

They're all excellent. Number three for fuck. A, B, C. Episode C with... Dr. Steve, what an awesome guest. Everyone loves him. He called John an Ingrade. The last time I ever hear anybody say that is

Groundkeeper Willie in the Simpsons when he gets put on the boat and sent back to fucking Scotland. So you're surrounding yourself in good company. Love the show. Love the Patreon. All the bonuses. Everyone be well. How did he kisses?

Bye. Thank you. We don't talk about the Patreon enough on this show, to be honest with you. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? And you know what I haven't done yet, which is very rude of me. Mike did a better job this morning as I've not given a plug for Lucy. Once over with Kaylee, of course, there's a Patreon that you can enjoy. Patreon.

Patreon.com slash once over with Lucy. With Kaylee. C-A-Y-L-E-Y. This is going great. Man, Blind Mike is so much more professional than you. I know. Geez. I know.

I get it. God. You worked a bar stool. Yeah. And we promoted that recently. on, it was a point, dabble point? I think so, yes. And people started signing up for it.

I haven't heard any complaints. They were very excited. There's a lot of fun stuff over there. Yes. People make 3D printed toys. And then Lucy puts them inside her. It's true. And you can find that a patron.com slash once over with Kaylee.

Yes. I did it right that time. Great job. I'm proud of you. Also on YouTube. Well, yeah. You'll find, yes. You'll find your show on YouTube.

Talk about movies. Lucy does dabblevers. They're boring stuff. You're going to do a DMCA strike episode. I am. I was hoping to do that this past week, but I did not get around to it. So it will be this week. We're going to talk all about DMCA strikes, copyright claims, all of the bad,

icky stuff and how much YouTube sucks with all that stuff. So that'll be fun. Mary Beth, what's happening in your house right now? I don't know. This is what I live with. I'm reading you. It's getting very noisy over there. In regards to scorch, am I the only person who thought that he said,

boobs, booze, and Jews? I don't know. I'm fucking retarded, whatever. Is that the Lucy app? Boobobs, boos, and Jews? That actually is once over with Kaylee on Patreon. That redirects.

All right, I'll check it out. Oh, this is great. I think you guys are going to appreciate this. Well, Ronnie Club had done it. Oh, such, Joe Coon, and cut it. With Lady Casemouth talking all the while, Cumia got called a pedophile. And John threw down his coat upon the club's floor tile.

We're talking dablers from L.A. to Rochester. Dablers, potatoes and mass wrestlers, Brennan and Vincent of the law, Stalin gathered the clips we saw. We're talking Shulis and Hackamania. Holly back. Well played. Amazing.

We're all fans over here. I'm mute you, Rosie, Jell. Is that okay? Yes. Things calm down. As soon as I think that, though, you never know. Yeah, I know. I understand.

No. Carl, you're not taking bathroom breaks after four hours of napkin on the internet? That's what's the thing. Dude. The greatest broadcaster in the world, Asthmongold, he's taking bathroom breaks. You can give yourself a bathroom break. Everyone will hang out, buddy. It's okay.

You don't have to give yourself a fucking bladder infection, you freak. No, no bathroom breaks. That's the rule we have over here at WATP, right, Lucy? I'm going to get in trouble. Dip Dippersen Says What the fuck's a dablet's Thanks dip Dipperson

Lavar and Misty comes in again You never answered the portmanteau question I need the Patrick Milton sound drop that I got you Or Aaron's high pitch scream Like Java Jay on Savea Think contraction but names

Like Brandgelina I see Okay That makes more sense now I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. That's another way to do what he was talking about. Just go to Alaska. Fuck those freezing vaginas.

All right. This went on way too long. Thank you so much, Lucy, for coming over. Yes, thank you. I know you're talking about this all day. I am. All last night, all day today. Yes.

Nonstop. And Rosie Joe, thanks for popping on. Yes, thanks for having me. I think it's definitely time. for me to go. Everyone's going a little crazy. Okay. Well, thank you for being here. It was nice to be me. Oh, yeah. It was so much fun at the

show. We had a blast. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. I'm really glad that her and Brian ended up coming and she was watching Blind Mike this morning and was going, oh, I know the answer to what was happening when you were staring at John lovingly. I'm like, I'll send you the link.

Come on WTP. And we you talk about it. And so didn't that work out well. It sure did. It was great that Anthony came on. Check out Anthony Coomia. All right. I got to go.

Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Opie put out a tweet that was kind of cryptic. He's able to walk again or something like that. He's going to be back to live streaming soon.

I don't know if he was hospitalized. Thank God. Rumors floating around, but that is very exciting. Opie might be back soon. Yay. Okay, bye Well, there you go. There's your Dabbleverse

News. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. Emergency show. This is it. It's over. Okay?

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