Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep708 - Skinny Chad Returns, Opie & Ron, StutJo, Whitney Cummings

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

Skinny Chad went away for months after Adam Busch and I went on his show. Now, all of a sudden, he’s back. Which is great! But what is he talking about? The Hamburger Pants Saga. Oh no, not again?!?! Chris D’Elia sends out a self congratulatory tweet that is totally tone deaf and people respond in kind. Mario Bosco, Tony P, Boyd Tinsley, and Bapa are all competing for Cringe of the Week. Bill Burr is dealing with some intrusive thoughts. Whitney Cummings thinks movie stars weren’t popular in high school? Opie and Ron think they’re in high demand and so they’re playing hard to get (even though Ron is ready to say ‘yes’ to anything and everything). Stuttering John is feeling all the feels after a financially successful podcast the night before. He's lashing out at a close friend because he thinks last night's show gives him clout and a little bit of power. Bob Levy joins the show and totally LEVELS Stuttering John! Megan and Annie join for another round of “Is It Gay?” followed by “Opie or Burr,” some comments/reviews, and your voicemails.  Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/eKWA2FaTVrw Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And Adam, I'm glad that you picked up on this. You pulled clips from it. You've been analyzing Skinny Chad for a little while now. And I actually caught this one. I had watched this prior to you, sent me over the clips. So I was very familiar with what went down on this. I was a little surprised that this wasn't a year-old episode.

Uh-huh. I was watching it. I'm just like, wait, this just happened? This is what's going on right now. And it's called the Echle Chamber, is the name of Echle's podcast. And by the way, Echle's very funny on it. Very funny. And whatever happened to Skinny Chad, he is still right there where he was a year ago.

Right. Yes, I don't know if he got a time machine or just took a long nap. I'm familiar with nap. So, maybe that's what it was. Yeah, I'm not the expert. Right. So, all right, where do you want to start? with this.

Well, he wanted to go on a show to get a message across, and Echo Pineapple took the bait, and here he's going to explain why he's here. I refer to it as the hamburger pants saga. And it's just a fun joke, and I guess now it's sort of turned into this thing where it's now sort of become this facetious thing where I guess this narrative is being pushed and I'm some sort of unhinged psycho, and I'm, you know, harming people and stuff. and it's like that that simply isn't true and there's no evidence of that. And I think it,

I think it got a little bit out of hand. I understand that there's the presumption to say like, oh, we're just goofing on you and, you know, you just can't hang, but it's got to a point now where it's actually starting to affect my money. What?

No one's brought up the hamburger pants saga in a year. What's he talking about? It's affecting his money. Is this like a stuttering John kind of thing where he's like angling for a lawsuit or something? in a very minor way. Yeah. Unhinged Psycho?

I think he's hinged. Yeah, it's hinged. According to him, this has been going on for a long time, and it's really difficult on him, and it's starting to affect his bottom line. Echo gets into the specifics of how. Okay, good. I was wondering about that.

You were saying that people were fucking with your money, yeah, that was like the main issue. People were at... So I think pretty anti-social podcast. She was interested in some of his stuff. You did a cool picture. You showed her. She was, oh, that's really good.

And then people in the chat were saying, this guy will cut you into pieces. He will hide you in his cupboard, all this kind of stuff, essentially. And you're just a bit worried. I don't think he's into the Haley. I don't think that's his type. I think he likes guys with bad teeth and facial hair. But I could be wrong about that. Adam, I'm just amazed that we have Skinny Chad.

I missed Skinny Chad. I haven't seen him around a while. But we have Skinny Chad returning, doing a show. He stopped doing his podcast a month's six. go conspire a theory. So he comes back and he's still rehashing this thing. The now he's claiming is like ongoing. Mm-hmm.

As if people are still talking about the hamburger pants. And he didn't want to get on the air and do all this. He was forced to. He had no choice. By who? Himself. Oh. So that's not being forced.

That's actually making a choice. Well, the, I guess the berating we gave him. the way that people are continuing it has, you know, put him in a box where if he doesn't do this, he is going to have his life ruined professionally. Is there a hashtag on acts I'm unfamiliar with? Where is this happening? Where is all this going down? It's not happening, Carmen.

It's not happening. Anyway, no one is talking about this. No one is interested. We all forgot really about the hamburger pants saga and him until, conveniently, a month or two out of hackomania. Oh, right. He will be. So he wants to remind everyone not to make fun of him before Haccamania.

I'm so naive that had to be pointed out. Of course it makes sense. Totally makes sense. Right? He's got to get some heat going before Haccamania. No, no, no. It's for his safety. Stop.

Stop these accusations. And his bottom line. And his money. He got a lot of attention in Boston because people were concerned. He was going to be a little unhinged there. But he was great. He was great. Wasn't he wearing the hamburger pants?

like as a cape or something like that yeah yes he was yeah he didn't want attention at all no don't look at me guys he's trying to distance himself from the character well even though everyone knows about the hamburger pants saga it's really well known we talk about it all the time maybe on echo show you know across the pond we should maybe give a little update about the hamburger pants great idea because you know i found these novelty pajama pants with hamburgers on them and I sent them in. And I thought that Carl would just hold them up to the camera and say, hey, look what I got in the mail guys.

Aren't these silly? And then that would be the end of it. And what happened was like it time passed and then more time passed. And then he nothing, it's like nothing happened. So then I would like, you know, message him. It's like, hey, Carl, I sent you stuff to show off. You know, are you going to do anything with that? He says, oh, yeah, I'll get to it.

I'll get to it. I'll get to it. So you harassed him into showing the present. Yes. Also, I didn't know I could just hold them up to the camera during the show. I'd be like, hey, thanks, Skinny Chad. That would not have been the end of it. I mean, I would have been very happy to just do that.

I could have got that out of the way immediately. Well, apparently you did. No. The way I remember it is that Skinny Chad was telling me he needed a photo of me wearing the pants. Yeah, that's what I remember. That's how I remember because otherwise I would have taken a photo of me wearing the pants. If I had been requested to do so. You know?

So the uninformed, this is where the hostility starts because he sent in the hamburger pants. You hadn't worn them yet, even though you addressed them and said you'd get to it. Again, he had no choice but to escalate the situation. So then Carl, like, he decides to latch on to the hamburger pants saga is now a harassment campaign. And Adam Bush has decided to latch on to the dabble court. thing where it because like after the hamburger pants saga was a thing I thought well maybe I could follow it up and because Carl took so long to you know put on the hamburger pants I'll take him to dabble court and sue him for extortion for taking so long I feel like I should latch on

something I feel left out seriously so that after I did put on the hamburger pants you want to think we did a dabble court because it took me too long to put the pants on is that what I'm hearing that's right extortion Saga never ends. Never ending saga. The end is no end. Yeah, it kind of does. So he makes up this thing called Dabblecourt, and he says he's going to, you know, take you there and try you and hold you accountable for your crimes.

I don't know. Who gave him the idea that this was even a thing, Dabblecourt? It is. Well, it was for a minute. Cardiff was, yeah. I had a show called Dabercore. Okay, well, that explains the next one. Okay, yes, he was the judge here.

And I drafted these charges. I asked, um, I asked Cardiff, you know, can I, you know, submit a case to Dabell Court? And Carter said, yeah, go ahead. That is how Dabble Court used to work back in the day. That's so funny. Thankfully, everyone abides by all the rules and laws of the land of Dabell Land. So we no longer need a Dabell Court.

We're in the future, man. It's great. I feel like if you reached out to Cardiff and asked him anything, like, hey, can I have a rumble in the Dabble Dabble Dome? He'd be like, yeah, go ahead. Definitely, let's do that. Go for it. Now that his date for Dabblecourt is set, of course he has to do the next logical thing, which is reach out to Lucy Teapbox.

Oh, the attorney of the devilverse, right? I'm doing this comedy, this bit. If anything comes of it, would you like to be a part of it? Because I assume that if there's any Dabblecourt that she would be defending, you know, Carl. And then I said, and then she, she like didn't know anything about it because, of course, not it. It wasn't going anywhere. And then I said, okay, well, then how about you, you defend me if anything comes of it? And she said, yeah, and that was passing conversation.

Well, what? You know, nothing came of it. I forgot about it. It was just a, everybody forgot it. This is the first time hearing of this. Lucy said she'd fucking, she would defend skinny Chad against me. This is wild. Thank God he forgot about it.

Holy shit. Guys, I'll be right back. Give you a minute. Nothing came up that. I forgot about it. It was just everybody forgot about it because it just, it didn't, nothing happen. It didn't go anywhere. So, you know, so, and I guess Adam Bush decided to latch on to that and say that I was harassing Lucy Typhox.

When did that happen? Adam. So here's what happens. Okay, please. Your honor. Oh, Lucy is here. You better defend yourself on this one. Wow.

Extortion. Yeah. He apparently asked Lucy to be his counsel and she doesn't remember it. So when we asked her about it on the show, she was like, yeah, I have no idea what this guy's talking about. So we had some jokes about that and told him to lay off and he got very hurt and very offended and contacted Lucy and said, this did happen. And here are the receipts and that's not cool. So Lucy, being the nice person, she is, apologized and officially said, I will be your lawyer. I will defend you in the highest of the dabble court.

You are correct and I am wrong. And he loved that a lot. Oh, I bet. Exactly what he needed, probably. Mm-hmm. So now Lucy's his lawyer, and we are mocking him. But I know what you're thinking. And before you even start making jokes, he wants to clear the air about anything between him and Lucy.

But I do have some jokes. As far as my relationship with Lucy, we're casual acquaintances. Oh, okay. I see her at the show, we talk about me to clear that up. I'm not, you know, it doesn't go any further than that. Okay. Okay, yeah, I was going to ask if you two are fucking... That was phenomenal.

Perfect timing, too. That's great. I'm fascinated by this fandom stuff. Echo got it. That was a joke. That was great. So now Carl finally responds to him formally, and this is how he takes it.

Then after that, Carl sends me a picture of him in the hamburger pants. And I'm like, okay, I didn't ask for them. He said it just to me. Isn't it? Yeah, just to me. And then I'm like, what am I supposed to do with it? And, you know, as an artisan, you work with what you got.

You know, I figured, you know, I spent like a year or something, you know, harassing him, you know, pretty much bullying him into doing something. And then I guess this is the payoff. It's like, I guess I better do something with it. So I started posting it all over the place and said, you know, hey, look, Carl wears hamburger pants. It's all laugh at him. What a fucking asshole. He, girl, we're the pants. We're the pants.

We're the pants. Five. Here are the pants. Ha ha ha you asshole You actually put him on Jesus I can't win You weren't supposed to do that I guess not my bad

So I stepped off the stool Took the belt off You notice how in each one of these situations He doesn't get what he wants He's very disappointed in it And then he has to double down on it Right Then he has to continue it

Uh huh this seems to be this pattern That's still happening And he's disappointed every time No matter what happens I remember Carl's appearance his show. He's like, well, I guess we don't have anything else to talk about. No, we don't. Bye. You're watching any TV shows? I think you asked him that.

Yeah, what's on tonight? So you finally responded to him, and he said, I never wanted you to wear them. Why would you do that? You're not an artisan. You're fucking with me. Stop fucking with me. I wanted you to do something else. But we can flash back to exactly what he said he wanted. The visual joke is how I express myself through visual humor. the psych gag. So Carl, in the hamburger pants, that would be an expression of that,

the ultimate expression of that, because his name's going hamburger. So the funniest thing in the world would be for him to wear hamburger pants. So he did want me to wear the hamburger pants. He forgot that that's what he wanted. He forgot. He just wants to be upset.

It was the funniest thing in the world. The funniest thing in the world is about wearing pants and have hamburgers on them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. George Carlin had a couple things, too, but I guess, no, yeah, that beats it. No, never mind.

Never mind. See, you don't get it. Carlin's last name was not hamburger. You're not getting the joke. You're right. I'm an idiot. Why do I even have an opinion on anything? So since you were clearly fucking with him, stalking him, and trying to ruin his life,

he again has no chance but escalate. Okay. For me, it sort of became like a bit of a fun, facetious little game. And I would like accelerate, you know. And it got to the point where I actually, I think it accumulated when I sent in a fake review for Annie to read. And in the fake review, you know, it was pretty much

she was just like lambasting, you know, Carl, you know, I put in fun little things like calling him a burger goblin. Right. He goes, she was lab basing, Carl. No, no, that was you. She was just reading the words that you wrote. You know, when he does it, it's fun and lighthearted and silly. When you do it, it's

mean and cool. Annie was really laying into Carl. I couldn't believe it. It's like, no, no, that's her job. She reads the reviews people. It's a little scary if you confuse those, too. Right. Right. Yeah. could believe some of the things that she was saying about Carl. No, no, no, it's exactly what you wrote. In fact, we have the Annie reading this review to remind everyone how this went down. I'm only going to read one today because it's kind of long.

Thank you. Carl is a wish hoarding Burger Goblin. In recent episodes, Burger Goblin Carl has gotten into the habit of granting patrons and fans' wishes, wearing their material offerings from Burger hats to Napping Queen sleeping masks. Yet, no hamburger pants that were gifted prior in good faith were included. The host is very clearly being petty and crew. just for the heck of it. Burger Gobling Carl then roars, exposing at his tusks and bucked teeps aggressively to his co-house while cackling manicily at the misfortunes of former celebrity

radio personalities who are struggling with mental health issues. Carl, the burger goblin, needs to either grant those hoarded wishes he's clearly holding over the heads of his good patrons or just pick up his mandolin as he clopts his chicken leg club feats into the sunset. What's the name of the reviewer on that one? Skinny Chad Tumach. Yeah, that is skinny chad Tumach. I saw him in the chat a little while ago. I went, fuck, I still have been done that thing I told him I would do. I'm so sorry.

I'm so far behind them. Life. Please tell me at least gave us five stars with that. No. It was one. Jesus. Okay. Hold on.

Getting a chance. I'm sorry. I'm going to do it. I'm sorry. Why do they ever do that? He gave me a one set review and insulted me. I took that very poorly too, as you can tell. Yeah.

I'm saying very angry about it. You were pissed all night. Oh, yeah. I feel like someone's going to, he isolates that. thing of you going, I'm sorry, Chad, I'm sorry. He listens to that on a loop sometime. By the way, if you want to go to my cameo, I'll say, I'm sorry to anyone out there, whether it's your birthday, an anniversary, a Valentine's Day, if you just wasn't he'd be saying,

I'm sorry. Check that out. Now, this is from his podcast Conspire Theory, so he added some drawings and some funny little comments to it, mocking you and calling you cruel and all of those things. Sure. Which is hilarious, right? Very funny. I think it's funny.

Yeah. Then I announced that I'm going to be open to doing anybody's show around this time. And he had a great idea. And then I invited him on to my show. I guess the interview didn't go all that well. It felt like I think he initially didn't want to do it. And then I guess he was talked into it or something of that nature. What's why I do by Carl today?

I don't know. All I know is hearsay. and rumor. So I'll just leave it up to that. What? That's all you know. What's the rumor mill saying about Adam going on conspire a theory? People are talking.

I guess so, yeah. Can you believe that? Adam's inner circle. Uh-uh. We have a leak, guys. Uh-oh, we have a bowl. Someone told Skinny Chen, Adam was reluctant to do his podcast.

Adam, at that time, and it was a wild time. It was not reluctant to do anyone's podcast. He sat with Joey C for four and a half hours. Yes. A kid? I'm never getting that time back. No.

Do you think he believes this? I don't know what he thinks. I don't know what he thinks. It's funny though. It's really funny. I'm trying to figure him out and I can't. No. I think that's part of the fun.

So guys, if you want to see what goes out with Skiddey Chan, hackamania.com. promo code WATP, you can be there and witness whatever unfolds at hackamania. Yeah. This is what he wants, right? He wants us all, like, talking about this again, like we did in Boston. It has to be. Yeah. I don't understand. I mean, some of the things we've addressed directly to him and he just goes back to how he felt before. Right. Yeah. Like, he's still mad at me for naming the episode worst interview ever. He hates me for that. Even though you told him it was you. You did it. I have nothing to do with that. He doesn't care. He wants it to be this other way. So he's not. We both did his show. We both went out his show to try to satiate this man. It's impossible. And both of those things were complete disasters for him. And after the first one with me, he said, I'm never doing that again.

And then decided he needed to have me on immediately again. And then when I said, no, he said, he needed to have you on. And then when that didn't go well, he said, well, I got to have Carl back on again. And then we wouldn't have him. He took to the Echle Pineapple Show to let the Echle Chamber know. We'll fix this one of these days, I'm sure. I'm done with moves. I have no more moves.

This is my last one. This is all I got. This thing right here in whatever happens at Hackamania, and then it's over. Fair enough. So then we reviewed his show, Conspire Theory. And I guess he didn't really like the way we reviewed his show. And does this thing where it's like, it's the worst interview ever. And I'm bad at everything all of a sudden, you know.

And, you know, I'll take that I, on one hand, I've never promised him like a Barbara Walters-esque interview. I demand one. I demand. Yes, of course. After Jake Hudson, I have a certain level that I'm used to where we have snacks and beers and things. I'm not used to this stream yard shit. So he says, we said he's bad at everything. Okay.

That was our review of his show. And he is really shocked by the reaction that fans had to him at our Boston show based on these exchanges. Okay. During Boston, I had like 20 people walk up. to me and ask if I was going to kill Carl. And after a while, I ran, well, as last I checked, Carl's still alive. If he died, it's not by my hands. Echo, very funny.

And did you? I'm not caught up, mate. All right. No, we didn't have a problem with Skinny Chan. Boston, glad to see him. Glad he was there. He had some problems. He had some problems.

Oh, he did. He did. He had a conversation with your brother, who's been a real highlight lately. And he's not happy without when. Okay. But I had like a strange interaction with Carl's brother, Grant, where... Did he try to get your drink Mountain Ingey? Do you?

You chugging mountain jues together? No, he walked up to me. This was like during an intermission. And he says, he does the usual, you know, so are you going to kill Carl? And by this time, like... The usual for our case everyone comes up to you. And I say, when are you getting to go? So it's like, at this point, 15 people have already come and said that with each

one I'm like rotating one liners you know like you know absolutely it's like and with him I said it's like yeah I they moved me like they move my seat so instead of leaping across four desks to get him I only have to leave across two now pretty good one liner. It's not a lines in that one liner but intermission there was no intermission desks yeah what is he talking about was he at the event is he talking about a different event I don't know yeah that's actually now that I think about it the way he's perceiving reality might not be the way that the rest of us are. No. Huh.

And I was like, have you guys finally caught up? How about that? Welcome in, everyone. Holy shit. We're a little slow. I'm sorry. Listen to how he perceives how Grant responded to that. Yeah, this is amazing.

That was my joke. And then he gets like, he gets like really irate or something and he's like, someone's going to tackle you. It's like all of a sudden his, his big brother DNA suddenly trick. My brother would be rooting you on. All right. Let me just say, there's no way Grant's just like, no, you're not. We're going to take you out.

Can I help? Right. He'd be like, I can distract Carl on the side of the stage if you want. You can just run right up there. Does he not hear this? Does he not hear that he goes, oh, I'm going to assassinate your brother. Ha, ha, ha. He goes, well, if you do, I'm going to tackle you.

He goes, you son of him. Oh, my God. This guy's crazy. This guy's insane. Grants, irate. I guess he's escalating things very quickly He's gonna tackle me, geez Everybody keeps fucking up by responding

As he just like suddenly forgot that we were joking In the middle of it and got all you know Pissy about it so I guess that you know that's what that was Yeah Some people Some people want to know what you think your best One liner was your best retort back to people Was it yes I'm gonna kill him

Or was there a better one? No I would say stuff like You know, I would say stuff like, you know, yeah, why don't you help me establish an alibi? And then I would take a picture with them. So it's, you know, little things like that. He said, uh, what was the best is what I can ask. The best is there. Let's get it yet.

That goes very funny on this episode, as I mentioned. He is. I like it. Maybe he doesn't realize that something about the sound of his voice that just doesn't sound like he's kidding. Right. Something about his delivery. It just doesn't sound like it.

Yeah. And I think he only has that one mode. I've not really, I've talked to Chad a bunch of times in person, obviously on the show. I've seen his show. He always has the same demeanor to him, right? I consider this to be like a Christian black type and Christian supplies to all of us the other day. It's true. So this guy's capable of anything.

He had a second mode we found out. That is true. Well, Biden Mike was with us in Boston. I had to fucking put on a show next to his house or to him to show up, but he did show up and hang out in Boston. And he had an interaction with Skinny Chad. He did come up to me and say, He goes, you know, Mike, I know, I listen to your segment, and I understand why you think I'd want to kill Carl. I don't get why you think I'd want to kill you.

What a wild thing to say. What a sweetheart. I was like, all right, man. I'm just like walking backwards. All right. You're an adult. See, WATB can be funny. Thanks, that's cool.

That was our Boston wrap-up show. We all got together. talked about the experiences. I see Lucy was on that episode. The time I didn't know she was betraying me behind the scenes. So things are going to change now. Skinny Chad is at a crossroads. I would think that Boston would be the end of it.

You know, I'd show up. Nothing would happen because Carl was trying to set up this narrative that I'm going to hurt him or something of that nature. Is he not just hurting it? Without ruining it, is it not just him making a joke about it? Like, there's people making jokes now. No, no, no, no, no. This is the thing I can understand is that only skinny Chad can make jokes. Everyone else is very serious with everything they say.

I think maybe if we were all a little funnier, he would get it. That would help. We could rise to meet him where he's at. Am I getting notes right now from you? Mr. Bush? We can talk about this off air if you want. I'll try. Be funnier, right?

No, Chris, you're good. It's the other. God, dad, I do it. Yeah. I'm just trying to rationalize what's going on with this person and, and kind of paint it in the sanest picture possible. We all are. I really am.

And I believe it to be so. I just don't understand. He's like, oh, I told everybody in a very serious voice that I was actually going to do this. And somehow these rumors didn't go away. And he actually believes he said, which is a really scary thought, like, I didn't kill anyone in Boston. Why is everyone still scared of me? Right. Because you keep saying that.

That's why. Yeah. Don't ask about the other cities. So, yeah. It's us. We did this to him. We trapped him in this box and every way he goes, it's not going to work out. If I roll with it, then I'm, then I get called delusional. If I don't, then I can't take it. I can't handle it. I can't bust balls.

So I'm put in that situation because when I brought up these in my interview with Carl, when I brought up the bits, like, hey, these are funny things that I'm doing. Carl stopped me and he called me delusional. I'm sorry, Skinny Chan. I can't get out of your head for you. I apologize for that. You were so nice to him on that interview. I tried. I tried to be very patient.

Some things are just impossible. I went looking. I'm like, let me find this moment where you called him delusional, and there is none. There's not even anything close to it. You didn't say that. The only thing I could find was the word crazy that was used.

Do you want to hear the context? I do, actually, yes. Yeah. Well, it's not, it's like no matter what I'm saying, I'm going to come off sounding crazy. No, no, no, no, I don't think you're crazy. I'm just letting you know how I think about entertainment and the people that I admire who I'm a fan of. Okay. So I didn't say delusion, the word crazy was brought up by Skitty Chad, and I said, no, I don't think you're crazy.

Yes. So there's really no point of communicating with this guy if he's going to perceive things. Oh, you're a dead man. You can perceive things the opposite of what actually happened. It's kind of a waste of time, right? You try two other methods here to get through to him. Check out one more. Relationship with them.

So you don't have to have a relationship with people just because you appreciate their work or enjoy their art. All right. I guess there's some underlining message that you're trying to beat into my head. Oh, no, no, no. It's not underlying. That's the one. I told a whole story about how you don't have to reach out to people just because you enjoy. their work and send them pants and demand they wear them.

And it's just like, what are you trying to say here? I can't get through this word salad. Did I mispronounce pants? So you finally land with him. You say something that makes sense to him. Okay, good. If that was a different listener, or let's say that was Rob Saul's show or someone else's show, would you have enjoyed that segment?

Yeah, probably would have. But then I guess that's sort of the difference is that, you know, when it happens, to you eventually. Yeah. Right. Precisely. All right. Great.

We got some more. Definitely. I think he's figured it out now. He didn't like being made fun of, but he loves watching my show when we're making fun of other people. Kind of make sense. Human nature, I would imagine.

He's not alone. He never got his day. Yeah, he never got his day in Dabblecourt. So he brought it to the Echle Chamber. He played his clips. He told his story. Let's hear what Echle has to say about it. It's like getting in the middle of...

It's subjective, right? Not everyone finds everyone funny. Yeah, but I was explaining stuff to him. I wasn't like asking for his feedback right then and there. I was just... It's like, say, for example, the... It's like I'm telling a knock-knock joke. And then Carl stands up and says,

he's delusional. There's no door there type of thing. It's like I'm in the middle of performing a bit. You know? Wow. he lost you with that analogy A little carol Just collapsed

Yeah I was just like I don't know I can't do this anymore man All right well So there's already a reveal And that is that Chad does have his ticket He's one of the cool people Who's going to hackomania And your hamburger pants

Are you actually bringing them? Do you know just to have a little spoiler You are I don't think you can be I think if this is getting to you, I don't think you should keep encouraging people. But yes, Mr. Bush, thank you. You can't control a narrative. All you can do is not kill anyone when you're in Vegas, including anyone with a bridge.

But I can't criticize it, though. I mean, is that the thing like, I can't criticize it? You can't control it, he said. Yeah, yeah, he said, you can't control it. I can be critical where I feel that it's valid. Sure, sure. So again, like, Adam Bush is in the chat watching this live and saying he can't control the narrative. And he twists that in his head immediately.

He's like, I'm a lot to criticize stuff. Like not the word used at all, not the same meaning, completely different concept. And Chad just perceives reality differently than everyone else. Yeah, he says, yeah, I know. And then goes back to the thing that he wanted to talk about. Yeah. So I'm going to have to believe that he wants it to be this way. But I don't know.

I have the urge. You have the urge. Pymelhapp is the same urge. You want to reach him. You want to reach these kids. You want to explain reality. From everything I've seen, they're just fucking around. Even Adam's fucking with you.

Like, he's just, it's just funnier to do it that way. So, honestly, my advice is, let it die here. I know. I just want to say that I'm not dangerous or something of this nature. There's no, there's like a lot of the, you know, a skinny chat bad type of talk going around. And it's like, if that's true, then where are the rest of the stories? You know, shouldn't there be more stories from that narrative?

Yeah. There's a lot of Skinny Chad bad talk going around. Oh, boy. No, I'm scared. See, being cyber-boid, what's going on? What's weird about his choice of words? I went to look it up and I couldn't find any. But you know what I could find?

What's that? Instances where Skinny Chad writes, Carl Hebrger is a bad person. What? is a bad person. Yeah. He responds to people uninvited and just adds that to it. And now he's saying that we do that.

That's wild. It's really wild. It's almost like he's psychotic. It's almost like Hackamania is going to be amazing. I know. It's going to be fucking awesome. You're going to want to be there for it? You ever read about a crazy event that happened where it's like just a wild shooting or something like that.

God, I wish I was there. That seems like it would be so much fun. No. Like a country show in Vegas or something like that. You're like, wow, if I was there. If I had a good outside view of that concert from above, that'd be great. You'd want to be like, yeah, the airplane flying over, but still, this is your chance. Hackamania.com.

Promocode WATP. If you like comedy and true crime. Oh, I just got a text from Melton. I'm no longer on the show. All right, never mind. Kick top of Hackamania. Yeah, Hakemata sucks. They don't want me there.

This last one sums it all up, I think. don't the overall thing that I want to get away with here is that I don't want to be in conflict with Carl. I don't want to be in conflict with anybody. You probably shouldn't go on shows talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be my first. The thing is like, well, what other option do I have?

A very logical option. Don't ask to go on people's shows to bring this up and keep it going because we'd all forgotten about it and moved on. And I would have seen me at Hackamini. he'd be like, hey, skinny Jed, what's up, buddy? That's what would have happened? Now I've got to be like, how did you bring the pants? What are we doing?

You want a photo with me in the pants again? Remember to sign the pants? Those bulletproof vets are hard to stuff into my pants and it's all uncomfortable. If he just wants me to wear the pants for a day and go jogging and then give them back to him, I'm not doing that. Okay. Oh, no, don't do that ever. That's a rule. Just wear the pants without underwear, Carl, and then give them back to me.

Like, no, no, I'm not doing that. Well, thank you, Adam. Any closing thoughts or remarks on what we just witnessed? I'm going to send him some feedbacks. That'll calm down the situation. I'm thinking. All right. Let's get into our...

Pringe of the week. Cringe of the week. And Adam found a few different cringe of the week contestants here. Starting with Christa Leah. Do you want to read this ex post that he put out? We recently reached one million. views on my last special. I'm very proud of this, considering nearly all of my, quote, friends, unquote, would not help promote it. You really can't overcome hardships in your life.

If I can, you can. So, to the fans, thank you. We only need enough of us to build the log cabin and share ideas. One million is plenty. I love you. Also, the uncut, uncut, uncensored version is still avail on my site. Grow or die? Wow. This fucking guy, the ball, on this guy to call out his friends for not promoting his shit. And then to talk about building a log cabin, wasn't they shipping all the women to like

near his house in L.A. and he's putting them in a house where they would all live together and then he can go over there and fuck them whenever you wanted to. You know, and they obviously need permission to leave so he'd know if they were there or not. Anyway, those are the allegations. And the grow or die part? Like that, if you're being accused of being a cult

leader, watch your language, man. What do you doing. Yeah, he really is leaning into this in all the wrong ways, it seems like. He makes it very difficult to defend him. It shows you how unhappy he is because he's not in prison. He didn't have any formal allegations. He is still married. He has the family.

Back to Colonel Jessup, he wants to admit it. Yeah. I think you're right. And he has to spend that moment where he reaches a million being pissed off and bitter and angry about people. and patting himself on the back, which is always great. People love that. Good, oh, great I am.

I don't need you. He wants everyone to know, I don't need you. Grow or die. Well, the comments were not very good. They weren't very friendly. You really can't overcome the hardship of being caught trying to groom, exploit, fuck, and expose yourself to teenagers. That's so heart warning. I see him at my neighborhood coffee shop in Westlake Village.

He never sees me, though, because I'm 40. Not him being upset His friends don't want to co-sign him Laugh my ass off Ah yes, the hardship of having done a crime I think it's like $100 to buy a million views now Yeah, I know It's probably not that impressive

So people are piling out it looks like Anthony Zoccaro says Oh, so now you care about numbers Mm-hmm Hannah Pikes, wait, are you being serious We're supposed to feel sympathy for you? Pretty wild how people drop off When you're an abuser

Hey bro, remember how you went on an apology tour And you were still texting your sex slaves While you were on the apology tour Saying that nothing is changed And you still expect them to be devoted to you Do you remember how they came forward with all of this? Serious question, what the fuck is wrong with you? You faked an apology and just kept on cheating on your wife

And abusing women with zero remorse And we're supposed to feel bad That your friends decided not to help promote your work Why does he have comments turned on? I mean, I don't encourage you to turn comments off What the fuck is Christa Leah thinking with this? Take a page out of Whitney's book. Yeah.

Cat Dope says, wow, what were the hardships you faced? Remember when Christalia found out that Snapchat tax don't actually go away after 24 hours? They're like, oh, no, no, people, you can save those. He's like, what? His face is dropped. He's like, well, there goes my strategy to get away with it. Right. It's like, oh, fuck.

Wow, that's wild. Well, good for you, Christalia. I'm so glad that things are going really well for you and your... That's pretty cringy. How are we going to follow this? Good point. What else is cringe of the week this week, Adam? Well, Mario Bosco and number five is continuing a tour of restaurants he knows nothing about

and Townsie's never heard of. So today we are here, Victoria Steakhouse here in Animaville, Long Island. Yeah, yeah. And I'm here with Nikki. Do it one more time so now you know the name. Animad. Amityville. Amityville.

All, go ahead. So today we are a Victoria Steakhouse here in Animerville. And we are having some delicious steak. Okay, this is a tomahawk, bone and tomahawk. This is the ribeye. I asked for it cooked a little bit more because I'm a mama. It's disrespect. It's disrespectful.

Chef. Chefs looked at me like I had seven heads. It's dry age, though, guys. Dry age. This is the prime rib. Port a house. The quarter house for what? Two or three?

Five? I eat a whole family with that thing. With the nice juice on the top. Look, we got the mashed potatoes. Roasted truffle potatoes. And then I made a broccoli rub, onion, shallot. Wait, what did he make? Even he doesn't know.

I'm running around in the kitchen like a kid. Oh, shit. He didn't know anything about this food. I have breaking news that's coming in in the chat. I'm noticing from Pest. He's saying that Doom got flagged in a seven-day suspension. The Great Clipper Doom getting flagged. I hope that's not true.

Especially since, you know, John, yesterday in the show was praising the Clippers. Yeah, he loves the guy. Yeah. He loves Doom and he's praising the Clippers. He mentioned. them all by name, so that I would never strike. Although it has been 24 hours. Yeah, things have changed. Yeah, that's true.

Doom had just found God. That's so disappointing. That sucks. No, that does suck, though. That's true with Doom. So, Mario Bosco, I gotta keep an eye on him. He sucks.

I forget about that sometimes. He's just going around from restaurant to restaurant, annoying everybody. Sending back the ribeye. Even the guy actually was like, that's very disrespectful. The chefs weren't looking at you, like he had seven heads. They were just looking at your one.

You're an asshole. Yeah. Right. You don't know what you're doing. That's the Maria Bosco Way. Right. So there was a lot of press about Ron the waiter and his gig at Rodney's at 4 p.m. before the big show. Right.

It's not to be outdone. Also a co-host of Opie's, Tony P. showed up at a comedy club in New York City to wow the crowd. A bigot-o-boom, bam, bigotty boom, bam, damn. A bigotty-div-wows-up. Sam, Bologna, stolo, I think of any David Cole. I got more Piggity Proctor Tracy Lord's God's coach, because I'm thinking of the gay to bring you to something with the fader.

Diction after this, I suck your ass like dog feta. Later, later, later. Pass out of potato. Your style, so plenty of you may as well. We watch a bag of your back of your back. Lx and Lexonize and kick the facts. A tigotty tired of XIV. You just got white.

It's like the witty wisdom. I'm just throwing like LL's right. I'm just getting warm. All right. That's enough. There we go. I think that beat Crystal Leia. Holy shit.

What the fuck is he doing? That's what his act is? I don't know. That's what he was doing that night. Old man, white guy rap stuff. I love how right at the end he's like, that was a bit much for him. You know, since you played that,

I'm going to play this. This is a short one. It is AI, so I don't normally play these things. But Sam sent this in, a WATP rap. song and I thought it was interesting enough to work quiet Potsie doesn't like smile

talking through this show just do it Not bad word economy not your friend Three hour shows that never end Criticize the nervous laugh Call you do the same thing back Ten dollars who put you yet too rich Cape Cove 711 SIG Marketing agency on your resume

Age Your own co-os roast you more than anyone you came here for Just do it Not bad All right That's kind of a banger Sorry I played it

Thank you Sam for sending that in Are we still looking at a cringe of the week, Adam? No, we're good. We're good on that. I think we found ours. Yeah, well, do you want to check out this guy? Do you want to check out the guy I think can compete with Tom Myers? I do.

Okay, good. I'm very interested in this, actually. I know nothing about him except these clips, and I can't stop watching. You can get me starting on camping. I hate camping. Because what are we going to do if we run out of food? We'll call for a pizza? Ring, ring, ring.

Yes, I would like a pizza, please. Where are we? Great question. I would like the other answer, too. We're in the middle of nowhere. We're by some rocks and trees. Oh, man, don't even get... Whoa.

That's his pinned? All right, let's see what he's not pinning. Let's see what this one that's down here, then. I bet it sucks. Let's talk about all the annoying things that happened to us, right? You haven't walked down the block and all of a sudden... Oh, okay, you get it. Let's just keep back.

hands to the sauce, huh? You're going pebble in your shoe? It's like that pebble, it's like, what the hell are you? That's another one that you're pretty pent. And there was these young girls, right, where they're very excited for their cappuccino, right? They're like, oh, I'm going to get my cappuccino. Okay, relax. It looks like you're going to have eight cups of caffeine.

Let's get the grumpy people who need the coffee, who are like, Oh, I need coffee. Let's get that and you go first. So all these young girls, right, they're going on to get their cappuccino. They're like, don't worry, I'm going to have the longest order possible. Compt whistle inside the cup. Cold foam, extra ice with all the milk, strawberry infused. Strawberry infused.

So it's my turn finally. It's my turn finally. I go super fast, guys. I'm like black coffee and I'm gone. Wow. Pars for laughter, I believe. I love the image on the comments here. A guy just chucking a tomato at him.

Well, this is unfortunate. I don't have an outlet for a guy like this. I don't have a blind mic. See if he wants to use this guy on Blind Mike project. because, or maybe B.H. They can use it on there. It did remind me of a dude you used to cover on socials. Yeah.

Even with the shorts. Boyd, the former violinist from the Dave Matthews band. Yeah, and then we should see that Shab clip because it's disappointing. Oh, okay. Well, let's check it on Boyd and I'll check out Shab. So we discovered recently, thanks to Adam Bush, that Boyd was the founding member of the Dave Matthews band, the violinist, and he was removed from the band,

and it seemed to coincide with some sexual allegations and sexual conduct allegations, I should say. And now, what he's doing is he's invented a brand new instrument, his percussion instrument. And he plays that on Instagram along to some of his old songs

from DMB. And it's pretty good stuff. Somebody's actually putting in editing and post on this, like putting text over it. Well, I guess that's pretty easy to do on Instagram, but this is terrible. He knew this was the best

41 seconds out of what he'd recorded. Wow. He knew that, so he had to post it. That's really bad. So that's what Boyd's up to. Talk to me about this Brendan Shop clip that you have. He has a dose of reality in real time, and it's kind of enjoyable.

God, look at that. Fighting the Kid episode 502. Almost a million views. Six years ago. Those were the days. Yeah, man. Yeah, my God, we fall off. Oh, what else you got?

Hold on. Okay. But I'll look into it. Oh, Bapa. Holy shit. Did you guys hear, I guess, unique posted a clip from their Patreon where Brian Callen wasn't there. Mike was playing this on my project.

And someone asked the question, like, hey, why are you still doing this? obviously you've, you know, he said your light has dimmed is what he said to Brendan. And he says, and Brian obviously doesn't want to be there and is in a bad mood. It doesn't seem like he guys are having fun at all. Why are you doing this? And the length of the sigh that came out at Brennan chapter, he brought the quix. It was like, uh, like all of it hit him so hard, just crushed him. And then he went to chin.

The priest was like, I don't know, Chin, what do you? You got an answer for this? It was so brutal. He acts like a child that can't be. seen when he's not talking. He doesn't think we hear him or see him. Chin's like, yeah, I wrote that. It was pretty wild. We got one quick thing from our buddy Bill Burr. So this is something you picked up on. Do you want to set it up or should we just play it?

Yeah, just play it. Okay. Thing here. I lose these things like sunglasses, these fucking water bottles. I've had so many goddamn water bottles. Water bottles, sunglasses, umbrellas. and close friends. I lose these. That was a dark joke. Whatever.

It's a part of getting old, I guess. Anyway, Jesus, Bill. We're talking about hockey. Now you're talking about death. Sorry. I have some thoughts on this. Yeah. Yeah.

So maybe it's performative where he's going, ah, Bill, what are you doing here? You know, this sounds like a guy who has intrusive thoughts. I've never been like, ah, Carl, what are you doing? To get myself right? That's a weird thing to, think, let alone say out loud.

And I realize he's doing a one-man podcast where he's trying to fill time. But doesn't it sound like maybe he deals with negative thoughts that he can't control? I think that's pretty much his way of living. I think that's how he operates on stage is the one time he can let it go. And every other time in life, it's inappropriate and it ruins relationships. Sure does. It also ruins podcasts. Friendships?

So I've noticed, yeah, friendships as well. It just comes out and it all, you know, he puts on this happy face, but the anger is so present right underneath. It's hard to look away. I want to talk about a woman named Whitney Cummings. Who cares? Well, I do. I think it's a big deal that Whitney's gone after this channel because she doesn't enjoy criticism. And she's made that very clear.

But thankfully, on her episode this week, she's back to just doing the funny. And what I like about this is that, okay, a couple of times she gets distracted with Epstein-File stuff and awards and things. But no, no, no. She's hyper-focused, as only Whitney can be. She's focused on Jim Carrey. And the fact that everyone thinks that he looks different. He showed up to an award show, some Lifetime Achievement Award. He was over in France.

And guys like Jim Brewer are convinced, right, Jim Brewer, am I right about that? He's convinced that this. a clone. This is not the actual Jim Carrey. She's a lot of debate about this. And Whitney loves conspiracy theories. Whitney she wants to be Tim Dillon so she pretends that she's like really interested in this kind of stuff.

And she's crushing it. Stay focused on what matters. Jim Carrey looks weird. An aging man is aging. The real war going on. Right now is between Jim Carrey and his

dermatologist. And which side are you on? The only war that matters right now is in the comment section of the Hollywood Reporter where people are trying to figure out if Jim Carrey is a clone or not. You know this is my dream story. You know, I was built in a lab

to talk about this for five hours. Please don't talk about this for five hours. Please don't. It's funny that she brings up the comment sections. I think she'd want to avoid reminding people about the comment section. But thank you for one who's writing WATP in her comments.

We do appreciate that. So she tries to tie in all these other topical subjects whenever she does these things, where she's just like, hey, look at this. Jim Carrey is this is the war we should be worried about. Do you guys see these files that drop that show Jim Carrey looks weird? Like, all right, we get it, Winnie. You're paying attention to the news. You're on top of everything.

Whitney's childhood was rough. And her parents, I guess, were alcoholics who got a derby. divorce when she was younger. No, no, no. She was born in a lab, she said. Well, yes, she was born in the lab. She did go to a private school and went to a nice guy. Whatever, it doesn't matter. According to her, her childhood was very rough and

she makes a light of it with some hilarious jokes. Christmas Eve, having to choose which hungover parent I want to try and wake up the next morning only to find out for Christmas. I got the same thing I gave you last year. You can't re-gift a present I gave you. I'm like, why is dad giving me a tie? I'm sick. Why is mom giving me a parenting book

That I stole from the library And put on her Hungover body Who is encouraging the background? That's Pat, the producer. What's a hungover body? It stinks! It's not great.

But she goes on these little rants And she eventually cracks herself up, which is good because then you can make a thumbnail. It's nice where people laugh from time to time. fucking guy. I've read about it. So she tries to figure out the reason why these entertainers need awards all the time, why they're so attracted to award shows.

Because she's like, I don't even know why Jim Carrey show up to this fucking thing. He's accomplished so much of his life. He's got to show up in public to be ridiculed for getting some dumb award in France. Well, she hasn't figured out. Jim Carrey, Missed Evening Award. That was his first mistake. Sorry, I just said, like, I don't. I want to be like a celebrity's life coach where I tell them how famous they are.

Like I just want to, like, your beloved, what is this obsession with awards? I think it's because most people that become famous entertainers, they never got to be prom queen or prom king or captain of the football team. They weren't popular. And then they spent the rest of their lives trying to accept any award that comes along. You guys, you all have to figure out your prom wounds. Now I heard that I went

That's a terrible take Hollywood is where the pretty people go It's like yeah I was the most popular guy In my class And I fucked all the hot cheerleaders And now I'm gonna go start in movies Yeah gonna build on that

Yeah right yeah I think I could be in a soap opera or two Like yeah that's That's exactly how all of that works But in Whitney's mind These are all the dorks in school Who weren't popular at all And so they have to go win an Oscar

I'll show them by Winning an Oscar So then she starts looking this up and realizing that she's completely wrong about this. So I Google Prom Queen, the winners were Hallie Berry. Oh, well, she's cool. I feel like she was just like didn't even run or like didn't care. Like she probably wasn't even there.

They were like, Hallie! And she was like, I didn't go. I'm Hallie Berry. Like I'm, I'm stretching because I plan on being Catwoman. Renee Zellweger was Prom Queen. That's Texas. Taraji P. Henson was Prom Queen. See, but they're cool.

I feel like if you've been prom queen and then you get famous, you're not as like, you don't cry when you get an award. You're just, I've been winning. This is sort of, I'm gift. I'm just, I'm gifted. This is the worst take possible. So she realizes like, oh, all these celebrities were prom queen. Okay, that makes sense. She goes, yeah, but Holly Berry, like, she's been there before.

She probably didn't even care about becoming prom queen. Like, when she gets an award, she's really cool about it. Let's fast, let's rewind back to the 2002 Academy Awards when Holly Berry won for Best Actress. I'm sorry. This moment, so much bigger than me. This moment is for Dorothy Dangerous, Lena Horn, Diane Carroll. She goes on and take credit for all black accomplishments throughout Hollywood. So I just felt that wild that Whitney, her take on it, is just like, yeah, there probably no one was popular in high school.

Oh, Holly Berry was. That's why she plays it so cool when she went to her. She was like, whatever, don't care. Couldn't possibly be a worse take. She goes out to prove herself wrong beyond that. Meg Ryan was prom queen. I like them. That's okay.

So I don't really have a theory going here. But. Yeah. Seems like your theory is stupid. Yeah, it is all broads. Well, let's figure out there's any prom kings. showing up in Hollywood. I saw John Legend was prom king.

That's wild. Will Farrell was actually Sadie Hawkins King. Brad Pitt was homecoming king. I guess it could go two ways. It could go one of two ways. Yeah, yeah. So she goes, okay, hold on a second. I have a new theory.

Either they weren't the prom king and they come to Hollywood or they were. So it's almost like they're not connected at all. Oh, those are the two ways. Those are the two ways. Yeah. It's almost like your theory is stupid. And you proved yourself wrong immediately on your show. She really shows us why she's not.

processing any of this Riyadh stuff. Because this is how she deals with being wrong or learning something new. She's incapable. It either has to be warped to be, that's what I was saying all along, or she just denies what's happening. And also, do you think they were mocking her

when she said, Hallie Barry didn't even attend her own prom, and there was a picture of Hallie Barry at her prom right next to her head? Yeah, that's fucking with her. And no one told her. That's pretty funny. That's all in post. You're right. Yeah, that's a good point.

She has the most brilliant back and force. So she's talking about her feelings about the prom. And her and her producer, Pat, just have a chemistry and a rapport that is second to none. And now that I'm a parent, oh, oh, y'all are in trouble. Even more trouble than all the 40-year-old volleyball coaches with no kid that goes to the school and no wife. I think you should chaper on the prom.

Everybody out. Everyone out Now I do see something wrong With a little bump and grind I see something wrong I really liked it last week We were watching this

And Chris Cole Whitney's fiance was on the show Because it showed how someone sitting there and watching this would react Not a smirk Not a laugh Just It's going on

What are we doing? This is why we don't talk at dinner. But Whitney cracks up laughing at this mundane horseshit that they talk about on this show. Earlier this episode, wasn't she just mocking those women who are like, those are the crazy, and then she was doing that, exactly what she was talking about. She's not sure what to do. She's, again, talking about this theory that the award show cashes it on the fact that the people need to be the prom king or prom queen.

it didn't happen for them. Every award as an adult cashes in on the lack of the prom queen or homecoming or whatever award in high school when a Zit was life or death, when that prom court thing was everything. Has any celebrity been prom queen? I actually looked this up. Okay. Because if you're a prom queen and you still need to get famous after that, your father should be put in prison for life. But Whitney, that would be too harsh to a penalty for that.

Prison for life? Come on, you can't possibly mean that, right? Comedy. So I mentioned that Jim Carrey's over in France, and she's got a real problem with France. She does not let France out very easily on this podcast. So if you're France, watch out. How did he get conned into going to France to an accept an award in French?

Where does France get off? deciding someone has achieved something worthy of a trophy. Hey, France, guys are a bit late at acknowledging this. But then again, that's your thing, hashtag World War II. Also, hashtags are just over, huh? Pretty good reference. World War II. Yeah.

When in doubt, be obnoxious. It's crazy. The stream of consciousness thing that she's trying to pull off here, she can't focus on anything. make a point. She just has to start rambling on nonsense. And then anyway, so he goes, he accepts his award and my feet in the middle of a war, multiple wars, in the middle of a file drop, jerky, grape soda, Clintons are testifying. Did you see Bill Clinton looking at a photo and straight up reminiscing of a picture of him in a hot tub with Epstein? And he just starts

like being like, oh, yeah. Dude. That wasn't even me. That she smiles. He's like, oh, that was a great thing. Savannah Guthrie's mom in Jim Carrey. I literally was like, I thought he was gone. That's how many photos. I saw pictures of him everywhere.

You know what she needs? She's Tony from Hack the movies. They're going, focus. Focus with me. Talk about Jim Carrey in France. Not Clinton. Just for a second, please. Yeah, Pat, grow up hair, dude.

He sucks. He just giggles along. He's being held hostage. You think? He seems like it. He just kind of giggles, hoping he can be let loose. It's not an easy job.

You know, this is one of the things I was talking to Keanu about on Point-Dabblepoint when she came on. It seems exhausting to laugh along with the Duke of the definitions and stuff. It's not funny. She's like, no, it was so funny. I went on there because it's fun. It's a goof. It's like, no, no, no.

You were working so hard to please John and pretend that anything was entertaining or interesting. Yeah. Talking to him. like a kindergartner. It's not a, yeah, exactly. It's not a fun way to live your life. There's an ad that comes up during this show that I thought was interesting. But the stereotype is totally wrong.

Real OCD is a serious condition where unwanted distressing thoughts called intrusive thoughts, get stuck on repeat in your mind on a loop and you feel compelled to do certain behaviors and compulsions to make the anxiety go away. When I finally got diagnosed with OCD, so much of my life started making sense. I could look back. I could see all the intrusive thoughts and the compulsions that I dealt with over the years, replaying conversations in my head for hours to make sure that I hadn't said something offensive. How convenient. Whitney has OCD as well. And there's a product called no CD. Wasn't this the hashtag that was trending, Adam, after you exposed, John?

That's exactly right. No CD. I had no idea. So there's noCD.com. And apparently it's covered by insurance. I'm sure John has health insurance with all those. pensions and whatnot. Oh, yeah. So if John wants to get better, you should check out an OCD.com. I have a feeling he doesn't want to get better. I think he likes having that as an excuse. I think he wants to have his fake OCD.

This isn't a good ad read, though, because she's getting in trouble with her words all the time. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's like, you're taking that? No, thank you. Right. No, no CD. Yeah.

Who's the spokesperson we're going to get? I was thinking Whitney Cummings. Oh, you're fine. About Bill? No. They're all intrusive thoughts. Right. What are you doing?

Why would you do that? All right. So now she's talking about people get very nervous around celebrities. And so celebrities have a hard time navigating in the world because people are nervous around them. He's like, I just need a couple of yogurts. And they're like, but you are why I didn't drink bleach. And he's like, I need to buy some bleach. And he can't buy the bleach because the cashier's hands are shaking so much.

He can't ring him up. This is why famous people shop, so much. I swear to God. They're like, I just, I feel like I'm stressing everybody out. I'm just going to commit a crime. Is that why I know and a writer? Are there other celebrities who have been caught shoplifting?

That's the only one I can think of. Is that a thing? No, that's the one I remember. Yeah, okay. It was 40 years ago. What the fuck is she talking about? She doesn't know. This is so funny. She's like, this is why, you know, they can't hold the bleach that I need to buy, and that's why they shoplift, because they want to commit a crime.

It's like, well, no, I thought you meant because they couldn't buy it because they... You have a cashier. I don't know. Shaking. I don't know. It's all so manic. She's just fucking calm down. Like, write down some notes and put some bullet points on a piece of paper.

Lay off the energy drinks. Yeah. The energy drinks. Energy drinks. Yeah. That's what I'm going to. It's Chris. The old energy drinks.

All right. Well, let's get into some celeb talk. Now, here's a thing that I'm picking up on with Whitney. Whitney doesn't know who she has right now. She's been trying out this new kind of format to her show. And while she's doing that, she's testing out different characters, other people that she's seen, and she's trying to sound like them. And this one, I swear to God, I watched this segment. I went, oh, this is like Kathy Griffin.

I think she's going for like a Kathy Griffin vibe here. Jim Carrey is that beloved. Still not enough. Even after the Emstone thing, you think I can't. care about that? Do you think that is one, even one tick against the guy? Jim Carrey is such a gee. What he's on the level of? He made a weird video where he talked about Emma Stone. He's one of the very few people that when they do something that we don't get, we just blame ourselves. We're like, I'm too dumb to know what that was. When he proposed to her on Instagram? Yeah. It was like,

okay, that's trolling. Well, yeah, it's also like I couldn't explain while Mahal and Drive is a good movie. Who did they, who did they pick to play Andy Kaufman? That's what exactly. Exactly. I'm not speeding this up or anything like that, by the way, in case you're wondering, this is just what the show is. And do you hear, you know what I'm saying with the Kathy Griffin thing? Like, all of a sudden she's a little bit too in tune with what every celebrity is up to and like knows has too much knowledge about it, like really wants to be that gossip girls. They both have those big public, uh, what do you call them scandals, I guess, where

they're, like you said, forced to come back and reinvent themselves. She has this reaude thing. Kathy Griffin had the thing with President Bush and Trump, sorry. And they don't know who to be and they're trying to still be wild comedians. I mean, Whitney was a

liberal Democrat progressive and then she was a conspiracy theorist for a while. And then she got married and had a kid and became right-wing, conservative. And now she, some kind of Muppet, I don't know. Well, I'll give you the answer to what she is now.

Now she's doing a Christalia impression. Oh, shit. France is like avant-garde, like the cool kids table. At what point are we going to just go on mainstream? I thought you were weird before the stupid outfit. What's more weird than being mainstream? That's core. That's avant-garde.

Katie Perry, you're just like, what? That is so punk, dude. like good for her good for her brave okay it's a crystal impression dude

what's more punk than Kate Perry dude dude stop seeing punk I do like Pat brought up stupid outfits

because she wears him all the time she does that's what she's known for I guess all right I think people believe that the creator

of two broke girls is like punk she doesn't know what she thinks anymore You know, there was one interesting thing about the Jim Carrey story, which was that he had said once, if you ever see me smiling and being all happy at an award show, it's not me. Kill me. Because his award show appearances were getting we're getting weirder and weirder and all about the Illuminati and about other things happening.

And then Epstein and all this stuff, he hasn't been seen. And all of a sudden, it's not even how he looked. It's that he was so like Hollywood and happy to be there and playing the game and shaking the hands and just, doing what he swore he would never do. And then Whitney, we have tape of her, talking about how evil the government is over in the Middle East and the Riyadh and how she doesn't like the leaders there. Yeah. And then she's shaking hands and doing gigs and taking their money and smiling and acting like that never happened. And she never said it and trying to find out what kind of person she can be that does all of these things.

It's not a person. Right. Yeah. She's completely lost in what her personality is, what her persona is. and so I see her trying out these different things like, all right, I'm the Epstein Files person. Blind Mike covered the show that we covered on his show.

I know I keep talking about Blind Mike, but I miss him. All right, he's gone this week. He covered it on his show where, you know, Whitney started up the show. We had the same clip.

When he starts out of the show, it's just like, guys, I can't talk about Epstein anymore. I got to take a break from it. Is it if everyone's going like, all right, we got to get on Whitney,

we got to figure out what's going on with this Epstein stuff. Like she's obviously the reporter who gets us the, the Epstein. Yeah, the only coverage I want to hear. Right. I just,

that's what I need Whitney Covings for in my life right now is just to get me up to speed at what's going on with the Epstein files. So she's like, not sure what her identity is. This show was all like

Hollywood gossip and bad takes. And then she goes into a Tim Dillon impression. Of course, we've all been talking about how she's trying to be Tim Dillon. This is a perfect example. I may not look cool, but I didn't really put a lot of thought into it.

Because I have, a job. All right. So what job? Oh, this is it. Okay, I got it. I buy views on YouTube. Someone's got to do it.

She color coordinates. The painting matches the wall, matches her outfit. There's no thought into it. All right. So then she talks about what a hipster she was and how she wore, you know, those Reebok pumps, those basketball shoes that you can make tighter around your foot for some reason. And this turns into hilarious talk. with her producer.

I used to wear white baggy turtlenecks to my knees as a dress. You don't get it. Okay. No one's been more dangerously weird than this guy. I had pumps. Pumps you could have an air tube where you could pump on the shoe. I had gadgets for fashion. It's confusing.

because isn't a high heel also called a pump? Correct. Like if you're the most divorced man on earth from Toledo, it would be like high heels. But yeah, pumps are like a little more like, you know. So once again, Dan just makes a face at her and she starts cracking up laughing. That's all it takes. Pat.

Pat. Yeah. Yeah. Do I keep caught him, Dan? No, just once. Pat. That's his name. So you heard right there, like Whitney went to the crusty school of comedy where it's like Toledo.

What's a funny place you could be from if you're a divorced dad? I guess Toledo wins that one. Good stuff. I have one more clip on here. This is she's talking about the hipsters over there in France, as you can tell. And, you know, we have hipsters in this country too. And I think what makes this such great. comedy is the specifics of it.

You got to be very specific when you give an example. We got to stop trying to make the alt kids. Like the American version is like Brooklyn is like the France of America, right? A bunch of like nebo babies dressed like they're a civil war reenactment. Like they were like the cobblers and the Civil War with like leather notebooks that have a strap that's like 300 feet long. You're like, you're the dork. Who cares?

So I don't know what she's talking about, what she's getting at. and why she's doing this, and I don't know who it's for, but I can tell you that if you read through the few comments she gets on these videos that have hundreds of thousands of views, it doesn't seem like a lot of people are paying attention to it. We are. I have to believe that this is gaslighting, and that she is trying to make us think the opposite of everything we ever think,

and that all her opinions are so wild that it can somehow justify this Riyadh thing, because she's like, the dorks are, the cool people, the cool people, everything. is up, everything's down, you don't know what's going on. I play the gig, go, and move on. She just wants to blow smoke around this whole thing. It'll be interesting to see what happens when she finally gets the divorce and comes out and says,

okay, this is what was going on at this stage of my life, and we find out what's really happening. I don't see her taking responsibility or taking... Yeah, probably not. Speaking of what's really happening, Opie and Ron... All right, so, Opie, back last, last... week we're looking at first and then we'll get caught up. Opie's talking about how scary AI is.

It's going to take away all the jobs. And, you know, we're only a little ways away from no more jobs because AI is taking over everything, right? Hot take, Opie over here. And that conversation leads into what the future of AI is going to be. And Opie's got to take, I haven't heard from a lot of places. So maybe this is a unique one. You know what AI could do?

And they're going to end up. They're going to end up bringing back dinosaurs. Mark my word. AI is going to bring back dinosaurs, bitches, because they're going to be bored, bored, bored. Jurassic Park is, I believe, is what you're referencing. Good stuff, Ron. It's amazing.

Opie's just like, and then what's going to happen is a dinosaur because AI's bored and starts making dinosaurs. It doesn't make any sense at all. He knows what the fuck he's talking about. And I was like, I saw that movie. Hold on, hold on. Let me think about it. And it stumped the opster.

Yeah. Jurassic Park. Do you want to set up this next clip about, I guess they're talking about going on Legion of Skanks, right? Yeah. A lot of people are hitting Ron up in his DMs and they're starting to talk about it on Legion of Skanks. And they mentioned Ron's name. They said the phrase, Opie and Ronnie. And that has lit a fire under Ron.

That's going to last all week long. Oh, good. So if you, if you, we could go on Legion of Skanks. They want us on. people want us to go on. This is what I think would happen. You want to hear what I think would happen? Yeah.

100%. 10 minutes into it. Coming up behind the curtain is fucking Anthony and Jim doing. 100%. I... 100%. I believe that would happen. Okay. So Ron saying, oh, they're talking about having us some legious skanks.

It's just to ambush us. Which is a weird paranoia that I thought opi had and not other. others, but maybe Opie's rubbing off on Ron here. Hmm. Because again, Lewis J. Gomez was on Blind Mike's chat this past week, and literally said, every guest we have at Legion of Skanks, we give a chance to be, we want them to be funny. We give them every chance to be funny on the show.

He wouldn't, Lewis wouldn't have gotten to where he is in life if he was, like, sabotaging his guests when they come on shows and ruining their appearances. Why would you do that? It's not like a punk, it's not like a punk style form. where they bring out your enemies by surprise and have you battle it out at the end. That's not their comedy show. No, that's not what they do at all. And it's funny that Opie and Ron feel like they so much feel like they don't belong,

that they're like, what's the trick? Hey, well, we'll have Opie on Legion of Skanks. What's your angle? What are you up to? It's like, no, no. Opie, you still have a name. You couldn't get on bigger shows if you weren't so paranoid about it. I think you just said it.

I really do. You said that Opie is. paranoid and I think they do a lot of talking on the phone and I think a lot of these co-hosts that we see here they listen to what they say on the phone and then they repeat it back to them on the show and they love it because Ron wants to belong he's a comic Opie thinks nobody wants it but Opie keeps giving reasons why they also don't want Ron because Kumia is an anti-Semite because he's a racist they don't like your type and now this whole thing they're going to ambush you it's all about this racism thing and he's gonna tell the

party line I think Okay, so that was the end of last week. Now, fast forward to Monday of this week. And do you want to set up your first clip here? I hope he's really good with co-hosts. You really knows how to make them feel good. So you know, we got a few people. They have to be sarcastic, Rob.

They have nothing else to offer the world. So they've got to just be sarcastic. You get how these people are, right? They were never brave enough to try to do this themselves. So they sit in a chat room when someone's trying to entertain and put content out there and the only thing they could give you is sarcasm. And this guy wrote, wow, so when you're younger, you're more energetic. That's a deep take.

Hey, Opie, guess what you're going to get more of now? Sarcasm. You can't make that big of a deal about something and act like you don't want it to happen. How is he? And sarcasm is so much of his act. I know. If you want to call it an act. That's what it is.

How is he incapable of just. ignoring things. They used to have Pal talk back in the Opin Anthony days. And Paltock was like this, like a chat that was going through that was on the internet. And I know Anthony was looking at it. He would reference it all the time.

I think he's picking up girls and stuff. I don't think Opie was looking at it. I don't think he's capable of being distracted by something that's in front of him. He needs to turn the comments off. Yeah. I also think Opie and John are obsessed with fame. And something weird about it being on the radio

or being on the TV makes it real. And whenever somebody says one of those things on the TV, he has to correct it. So his thing was the last thing said. That's the last word. Now that's what's real. In their head, they think it's like winning something. So the chat's continuing to roll through. And they're figuring out what Ron's thinking.

There's up there maybe. But you double down. Oh, by the way, the guy's back. Ope, love you. See you at Skankfest. Wow, that, that, I thought you were, I thought you, I thought you're not doing that. I ain't doing Skank Fest. Yeah, see, Ron wants to go to Skank Fest.

Yes. And Lewis has definitely made the offer to have an Opie and Anthony reunion at Skankfest, which would be very fucking cool. And I believe Anthony said, yeah, I'll do it. And Opie is like, I'm not doing that. And again, it comes down to paranoia. You know, Big J. Oaker said apparently, is part of Legion of Skanks.

Big Jay is paying attention, and he's messaging Ron. He's a big fan of what Ron Berman's up to. Jay O'Kerson, something about, yeah, I think it's opium Ronnie now. There's an opium ronnie, yeah, blah, blah, blah. And Jay's like, yeah, we've got to get them on. Let's get opium on. Right. And you would never go for that.

No. Well, I don't know. I don't really think about it. Because, you know, the problem is, you know, I get invited. on stuff almost weekly but everyone wants to just talk about Opie and Anthony drama. If someone could promise me, I'll go on your show, we'll talk about

anything else. Yeah, that would be cool. What a pussy. I'll go on your show, but here's what we're allowed to talk about. Opi's a guy who would say the craziest shit celebrities that came on Opi and Anthony. That was his thing. He was the guy who confront celebrities and talk about uncomfortable things. And now it's like,

Opie, you want to come on this huge show? It's a big platform, they can get more people interested in what you're doing, you can promote what you're doing. Only if you only talk about what I want to talk about. What? So how any of this works. If Dawson from Dawson's Creek wanted to be on the Opie and Anthony show, but said, you can ask me about anything but Dawson's Creek, he wouldn't have mocked that. He wouldn't have made fun of that and found that to be shallow.

Right. It would be the first question he asked. He would try to get them to, you know, disengage from the phone call. And also, can we unpack? I get offers almost weekly. What is almost weekly? Is that biweekly? Well, that's once a month.

Yeah, he's not. No. I'm sure that I know Kevin Brennan's reached out to him in the past. I'm sure people are reaching out trying to get opi on their show because it would be interesting to have open the show. But he never does anyone show. So why would they keep pouring him? No. It's like, hey, I saw you on this thing and that thing.

You want to come and do this thing? He's never anywhere. So no one's asking. What does he think they would want to talk to him about? he can't not talk about Opie and Anthony. What else are they going to ask him about? I mean, I'd want to ask about his dead wife and kids, obviously. That'd be great.

We'll do a welfare check on Doggy. It doesn't make any sense. I guess he'd want to talk about his radio days after opening Anthony, I think. He's so proud of that with Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Oh, right. Those guys, Sharad Small. But he's like, no one to listen to that. No one knows about it.

So the thing that he's still building. Yeah. thing that he's still promoting, best years of my life or best radio years or whatever it's called where he just puts out the show no one to listen to. But all of those people were on Opie and Anthony. It's not going to come

up at all when talking about them. It's going to be opium. Can we talk about that? I don't think about that. I don't think so. So then Ron, because he wants to go and do skank fast and be on these shows. Clearly. Yes. He starts the negotiations. It would only be a positive.

for us. It would help our numbers. And yeah, don't be naive. They're going to talk about Anthony. And they're going to bring up Jim Norton. The only thing, by the way, I would do it, Opie, but the one guarantee you have to have from them, and I'm being serious. We can't be sabotaged. You know, 10 minutes, 10, 15 minutes in, all of a sudden behind the curtain, there he is.

There he is. That would never be a guarantee that I would believe. So listen to me, I've had, I've got a lot. lot of awards over the years, you know, Ron? I don't, I don't display him. I don't give a shit. I know. You keep talking about fourth place in high school. It's really...

All right. So, Opie's like, I would go on there, but you know, I have to guarantee that they're not going to sabotage with Anthony being there behind the curtain. Yeah. And like, even if he did say that, I wouldn't believe it. I'm sorry. Are there examples of this happening on Legion of Skanks or at Skank Fest or anything? Or they're like these

gotcha moments or it's like, and here's your mortal enemy. Ah! Ha! How you doing? Where are you? How are you doing? What are we talking about? Yeah, that I don't know. That's a serious word for it that they don't. How did that lead to the awards talk?

I don't know. That was very strange. Yes. It gets the tri-monthly. All right. So then, Ron, look, he's not too proud to beg. All right. He wants to do this show.

He wants the show to blow up. He wants to get eyeballs on it. She's not. Hey, I'm being serious. Like, I would. do me a favor. Give it some consideration. Legion of Skakes is asking for opening

Ronnie to be on. I think it could be a positive. Wow. Yeah. Cuts the stream off as Ron's going, if Legion of Skakes is asking for us to be on there, I don't know why we wouldn't go on there. It'd be positive for us.

We'd promote that. What a pussy. And it's funny that it cut there because I was just thinking, why are they having this conversation if they've already had a phone conversation about it? Right. And if they haven't,

but I think it's actually very similar to the Ava conversation. Yes, it is. I was like, John, I want you to stop striking channels. We talked about this. He's like, why are you bringing this up now?

It's like, because I have to do that or else you're just going to ignore it. Yeah. I have to do it on the show in front of people so that they know this is what I'm bringing up. We should do Legion of Skanks. They talked about us. Why are we not doing the show? I'm not even sure if Legion Skis and why it's opium on.

I doubt they'd have Ron on there, but they might. be funny. There's a big announcement, by the way. Vinnie Paulino sent this to me. So you guys know Dave Smith is leaving Legion of Skanks. He's got a couple more episodes, and they're going to find a new third chair.

And it was announced on, you know what, dude. Robert Kelly says he is replacing Dave Smith. Now, I have to say, it's got to be at work. He said it in all sincerity. Everyone congratulated him. They never said it's not happening. But he's the one who came on with Big Jay on the Boneyard, or Bonfire. He replaced Dan Soder on the Bonfire, and everyone hated it.

I shouldn't say everyone. 99.7% of people who liked the show Bonfire hated that move. Because Robert Kelly's a nice enough guy. I know he follows the dabalvers and stuff. That's cool. But he's kind of a nothing when it comes to his personality. He doesn't really add anything. I don't know.

I don't know what the appeal would be. And it's so weird to have him. and Big Jay on another show together when they already do a show together and then he's going to get added. So I'm hoping it's a work. I'm thinking it's a work that he would be the,

he would replace Dave Smith on Legion of Skanks. It doesn't seem like a good fit. No. It seems weird. He's like it a lot. I feel Robert Kelly's a lot older than those guys too, right? He's generation before those guys. Doesn't make sense to me,

but we'll see what happens. All right. Fast forward to this morning on O.B. show and opi says some wild things sometimes so opi's going to describe what makes his podcast different than other podcasts and why he is you know these guys all do the same thing like they're the only show professional and they know how to do a show no one else does i love my people on the chat i get good things from my people in the chat but we don't really focus on it as much because me and ron have a shit ton of things to actually talk about.

Most people doing this, they don't have anything to talk about except beating the shit out of other people that are doing this. Thank you. Back to you, Ron. We've seen this before where, so Opie's so highly emotional about WATP and shows that criticize him is that he thinks there's only two types of shows on the internet. What he's doing? And then people who are criticizing him.

What about true crime? There's like so many categories of shows. What about? Mr. Beast, Beast games. There's so many categories of things that people are doing and Opie narrows it down to there's me and there's my detractors and I'm better than my detractors.

There's tons of other stuff and you're terrible at this. You don't have talk of topics. Whoa, he's in the top five. That's right. I forgot. Yeah. He thinks there's famous people and celebrities and then everyone else. Right. He is a famous celebrity.

Everyone else is everyone else. Everyone else is in a basement. Right. Yep. So it's amazing that he says, listen, we bring all this content. How many times has he been like, all right, what do you got for us, Ron? You know, Rod just like, well, there's 20 good guitarists, I guess,

for Rolling Stone. Do you want to talk about that? So they have nothing. It's pointless. It's babble, babble, babble, babel, as hoping would say. Babel, babel, babel, and what's amazing about this

and Adam captured this is right after he says, all these other shows, all they can do is just bash other shows because they don't have anything to talk about, unlike us, tons of topics. Howie Mandel does a podcast with his daughter. It's God awful. It does hundreds of thousands of downloads per episode. And it stinks. Oh, you've seen it. I've seen the clips. Yes. It's boring. There's nothing going on. There's no substance. It's safe.

So how he's not even funny. How about this, Howie maybe be funny on your fucking podcast, idiot? Wow. That's amazing. Opie calling out a podcast for being safe and unfunny. That's wild right there. Holy shit. His feelings are so strong and overwhelming. He can't see past them at any given moment and has to address that. He has no idea. If he heard someone say this about him, he would kill himself. It would be the end of the world. He would never be able to recover. If someone just like, be funny, Opie, stop what you're doing and be funny you jerk he would not be able to get up in the morning and then you know rod's like you actually watched the show because it's amazing that opi would actually do something and nobody's talking about

and even it was just like i've seen clips yeah it'd be like watching wTP and be like opi's show sucks how do you know i want to see clips and that's our opi segment yep and there's the proof and ron knew too when he asked him he was like yeah you watched it yeah he knew he didn't i know So they address Opie cutting the podcast early sometimes. Now, is this specifically about Opie ending the show when Ron was asking about going on Legion of Skanks? Or is this just the fact that Opie's oftentimes saying, I've got to go, I got to go. Right. And what is the reason he always tells us he has to go?

Do they get the kids ready for school? So this was very interesting. Okay. Because look, guys, I love live stream in the morning. I really like doing these with Ron, Ron. Ronnie Babes, but we kind of make a little money when you watch or

well watch these days as well, certainly if you're on Spotify. When people download these on a podcast app, that's how we make our little money that's coming in. So it's one reason why I cut off the live stream when I do is to try to get it out there

before the people are in their car so they have an opportunity to download this on the way to work. Opie thinks he's doing morning radio still. That's fascinating. I had no idea. He thinks that he's getting his podcast uploaded so early. People are going, all right, I've got to get in the cars.

Opie. Yeah, yeah, new Opie. All right, sweet. I got Opie for my ride to work. It's not happening. That's insane. That's crazy. That's crazy talk.

And we're upset and bummed when it's not there waiting for us. Right. Yeah. I'm not going to work. I guess it's my afternoon drive time. Listen. Sit in silence. Yeah.

That's amazing. It was always weird that the time he had to get his, walk his teenage children to school was changing. Like it was never a set time. He wasn't like, I got to go with this time. I got to go. It was always like, all right, fine, all right, fine. Because it's arbitrary. It's so he can get this up in time to no one so he can make no money and no one can hear it.

It's just a thing in his head. He wants radio people to hear that aren't listening. Yeah, that's true. I also think he does get downloads. I think he probably gets better numbers on the downloads and he does on views. YouTube only because when he came out in 2018 with his podcast a ton of people subscribed to it maybe a million I don't know and so there's a lot of people who just never unsubscribe and it just populates it just downloads to their phone

they don't even know it's just in the background downloading to a phone somewhere so I think they're not listening to this they're not listening he's not listening he's still in 2018 yeah what did it debut at number two yeah yeah Number two in iTunes in the comedy category. That's insane. It's insane. We should go back and revisit the first ever episodes again. We did that one as a bonus show.

Yeah. We listened to his first ever podcast. It's fascinating because he was just like, guys, I can't wait to start over again from the beginning. We're going to become number one. We're going to have the best show. It's going to be great. Oh, man.

This is why I'm in the shack in the woods doing this. Yeah. He wouldn't take advice from the company that hired him. They're like, yeah, they wanted me to get a studio and have gases up. I said, fuck that. I'm going to hang out with Carl. I get drunk. What about content?

Would you consider that, Opie? Would you consider it? Would you at least consider it? No. All right. The hypocrisy continues as Opie interrupts Ron. Time out on the field. Do you remember when Barrister gave $20 to get rid of from the show?

And I said, if someone doesn't give me $20 to keep Ron, then you're gone? that that's that's that's that's where you are with with me any day it could end any day barrister almost took you out with $20 guess what bitch you're staying old drew mayfield just gave $20 keep Ron he is fun to make fun of what an asshole yeah both the chats are negative Ron and money's coming in so he's like well this takes priority over whatever the fuck you're talking about doesn't matter we're going to talk about what a piece of shit you are I've never seen a millionaire get more excited about $20. It's so crazy.

I think it justifies all the time he spends wasting his life away. It's like, see? I'm making some money doing this. Why is it not a hate comment? He just said these are hate comments, but it's not his name, so it's not hate. Right. Ron's fun to make fun of it. That's silly, guys.

It's good stuff. That's all. All right, we have one more clip on here. And this one definitely pisses. me off a little bit. From time to time, Ron says shit that rubs me the wrong way. And I try to be a Ron guy. But when he says stuff like that, I can't get behind him. Who's that guy, Dylan? The comic Dylan. He has a podcast. Is it Dylan? Tim Dylan? Dude, we're better than Tim Dylan. Fuck you. Fuck you, Ron Berman. You have no idea what you're talking about. Do you know Checkoff?

I write like him. Yeah. I'm like that. You're better than that. A little bit. Such a prick. All right. Let's get into our buddy stuttering John. Coming off of one of his best shows ever, he can't wait to do a victory lap. John starts off his show last night with this weird rant about friends. And it starts veering off in this whole other direction and things come back around.

I was glued to this. I'm like, what is he getting at? What is he talking about? It's so weird. Now, I don't have any problems with my friends, but sometimes what is their interest? What is their best interest? Is it for me to fulfill their enjoyment?

Or is it for them to get enjoyment? So, for instance, Now, we all know. I have very close friends. We can even name them, John. Here's one in the box on the floor. Yeah. I dropped a friend last night.

It exploded on me. All right, I'm going to put you on the spot. Adam, can you name John's friends? Yes. Beer sales, Jerry. Ditka. Yep. Ava.

Nailed it. That's it. Check this out. Him and Dan. They haven't spoken in a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Him and Dan doesn't help him with the show.

Those three, I'll help him with the show. Those are his friends. Vegas, bear sells Jerry. Ava, Dick, among various others. Sure. That support me. The list goes on.

Could you imagine doing a show? You're just like, now you guys all know that I have tons of friends, right? And I named three people. Cool. And I appreciate their support. I do. Okay.

But what Pinky did. today. And I would say this to Jerry, Dick, it doesn't matter. Have a lot of friends in the Dabalverse. What Pinky did today. Maybe you don't know what he did.

I don't. So maybe I should show you. Later that same evening. So this is what Pinky decides to do. Now, listen, I get he's mad. Okay. So is anyone else confused? Because he's like, listen, I have really good friends.

I don't get mad at my friends. But Pinky does something really shitty today. And he takes forever to find that thing that he pulls up and shows us. And we'll get back to that. We'll figure out what that is that Pinky did that was so bad. But I'm like, what's going out with the friends talk? Why did it start with these friends who are loyal and... Right.

Should I be providing their enjoyment? Right. What the fuck was that? Yeah, what was that? So I'm glued to this. I'm like, what is he talking about? This is what Pinky decides to do that he deems is funny. And I'm going to show up because I want to show you how sick this fucking asshole is.

Let's send Stuttering John's mom, something the male, celebrating a ninth birthday. Sturgeoning John wants her to be part of the day. So let's make it happen. Addresses in the Reddit clip below. Okay. That's all I have to send. It's all I have to see.

So he gave that some oxygen for some reason. Does that make any sense to you guys? No, I can barely understand what he said. I can't read it. Okay. So let me back up here. What it says is, so Kevin Brennan posted, let's send Southern John's mom something in the mail to celebrate her 89th birthday.

Southern John wants her to be a part of the Davilverse. So let's make it happen. Addresses in the Reddit clip below. So the call to action here is to send gifts to OSA for her 89th birthday. And I'm still like, why did he start with the rant about the friends? I know he has friends, but sometimes his friends do things that he doesn't like. What was that all about? So finally we get a glimpse.

And I'm cutting this up, but this goes out and on. But finally, I get a glimpse into what he's talking about. And I got a friend who sends me this. And I'm like, really? Are we going down? Is that how far? far he's fallen. Now, I don't...

Retaliation... What am I going to start fucking... Posting pictures of his wife or his family man. Now, I'm better than that. Scoke! What? Since when? He's literally done that to me. He's done that to Kevin,

specifically posting photos of Kevin's wife. Melton? He's posting photos of my wife and my family. He's like, I'm better than that. he just gave more oxygen to people finding his mother's address than if he said nothing at all. If you didn't want them to find her, you don't fucking mention it. No shit. Yeah.

So now we find out, okay, so I go, okay, so the friends are the ones who tell John everything that's going on in the dabalvers. Their job is to monitor everything's happening in the dabalverse. They're like, oh, you see what Kevin Brennan posted? Oh, did you see what Chan Zumach said? You know, just nonstop. Could you imagine if like the only information I got from me was bad news? I just be like, Chris, I don't want to be your friend anymore. He just keeps on to be bad news.

Oh, I thought you were into that. Huh. I thought that was a fetish of yours. I'd get beat up by the internet and then have me share it with you with laughing emojis. No, not really. So after this, John goes on to explain that, you know, Pinky's putting his post out, but he was at Rodney's, why didn't he fight him at Rodney's? You know, back to tough guy, John again.

I don't think Kevin Bren is looking to fight. I think he's looking to fuck with John's mom. And play his noise maker. And remember, the reason why this is happening is because John struck Kevin's channel and got Kevin's channel thing over 10 days, which cost Kevin a lot of money. Thank God there's that go-fund me from Stevie Lou. Yeah. Did they reach the goal?

No. Okay. They have not made $50,000 yet. So now we finally fucking find out what John's upset about. with this friend, the reason he started this whole rant to begin with. So one of my friends, and I don't believe me, I do not hold them or her accountable said, you should call Pinky's Show. Why?

Why would I call Pinky Show on Rumble, no less, to elevate, Pinkies. Then Adam. Why? Is it going to do anything for me? Or is it going to do anything for Pinky? Or is it going to do anything for you? Oh, okay.

So that's really what it's all coming down to is that a friend of it said, Hey, you should call into MLC, hash it out with Kevin. And that pissed John off big time. How fucking dare you tell me to go on Kevin's show, this guy I'm fighting with? All that would do is get more eyeballs on Kevin's show because it would be this big showdown. And who are you? Who started you on? And he's feeling like there's no loyalty here.

And he's definitely feeling like he's being disrespected. And I'm sure this person who texts me, whether it be Jerry or Dicka or Avah or the... By the way, I love me. you list these three names over and over again. It's definitely Ditka. I was able to figure this out very easily that it wasn't Ava because he goes, when he did this or she, he did the famous or she, it's a he.

And he then talks about how Vegas beer sales did great things for him. Sure. It's definitely Ditka. And it's amazing that he starts to show off lecturing one guy that he communicates with all day long every day. But he felt the need to big time this person because he feels so. disrespect it. Sure, this person who texts me,

whether it be Jerry or Dicka or Ava or the myriad of the friends. No, that's just those. Now, I'm sure they didn't know maybe that Pinky had posted that. Maybe they didn't.

Or maybe they did. My question is, why the fuck would I call Pinky show. Why? To elevate him? I'm the Duke.

See what I mean? That's right. He's very disrespected. We're just like, hold out a second. Do you even know that you're friends with like a super famous celebrity? And I am nice enough to respond to your messages and tell you to do things for me. I'm nice enough to put you to work for my show and you're going to suggest that I call into another show. Fuck you.

is he really outraged by this? I mean, it's such a stupid thing. Like, if it's a bad idea, let it go, you know? It is such a stupid thing. He thinks that the friend, Ditka, saw that Pinky said to fuck with John's mom, and then went, hey, call into Pinky's show. She's like, again, with bad timing, just like with the Ava fight. Really bad timing.

I can't believe you tell me to do that. But I'm today. When I'm really mad at this guy. It's like, you're always really mad at this guy. I know, but today I'm really, really mad at this guy. How dare you? So this is really just him putting his friend on blast. again now whoever one of my friends who texted me this i would assume he didn't know

that this asshole had just posted such a heinous thing you know this is just like me calling his kids losers or saying that lily's last name should be uh delabate it's john's the one who's giving this oxygen he's the one who's bringing this to light for everyone he's like Can you believe how heinous this is? Like, I wouldn't know about that. And I pay attention to the shit. And I hope that Reddit took down that post. We don't have to just hope, John, you can probably do something about it.

I was trying to call one of my friends to ask them to do it because I don't know. That's how you get things done. You ask your friends to do it for you. What a fucking helpless loser this guy is. He can only check Reddit three times a day before 4 o'clock. You know that. I'm a lazy, lazy man. One of my friends to ask them to do it because I don't even know how to do it on Reddit.

I love that too. He's like, I don't even know how to flag things on Reddit. YouTube I'm very good at. Yeah. YouTube, I got that shit down. I can strike a channel, no problem at all. But Reddit, I'm not sure. I don't know.

There's probably a button that says report next to every fucking post on every thread ever. This guy's so fucking lazy So I told my friend to take down my mom's address I mean that is against the terms of service of rut You can't just put people's home address And tell people to mail stuff to it All right anyway I just thought that was wild The way that this show started

Just putting his one friend Ditkaon blasting letting him know This is the way he used to lecture Clay Dabbler too He would do it on air Talking directly to Clay Dabler When Clay wasn't on the show He just knew he was watching What an asshole

What a shit friend this guy is After our bonus show last night, I can't wrap my head around why Abba is still friends with this guy. The way he treats her is so insane. I know. I almost felt bad. He finds broken people. Well, he finds a lot of people to be his friend. And the ones who have some self-esteem go, okay, I'm done with this.

I'm not dealing with this bullshit anymore. And these fucking losers who are just latching on to the Howard Stern show or whatever the fuck they're latching on to are just like, I'll put up with it. Oh, man. Grow a pair. Ava, Crow a pair. All right, but yes, last night was the greatest podcast episode ever for the Duke. Now, Ava had a great point last night. And the one great thing about probably the best show ever in the Dabalverse.

even Bob Levy, Barbara herself, was applauding how great my show was last night. And there is no doubt about it. The Duke keeps getting Ws. Okay. So he had the most childish argument with Abba ever on that show. And now he's going, eh, I've made a good point. He was so offended that I've even brought up the fact that he should stop striking channels because it makes him look like the villain, that he wouldn't even hear it.

As soon as I would stop talking, he's like, nope, nope, nope, not going to do it, nope, fuck you, reading chats. And now he's on here going, I've actually had a good point last night on the show. And I just keep getting W's. the W's thing I'm interested in knowing more about but before we get into that let's hear about how Ava was right that's interesting but as far as what Ava was saying now granted are you saying granite well yeah it's granted with a D I was upset because I had just been blindsided by Piano okay so now he's going right to calling Kianu okay so now he's going

right too calling Keanu Piano. He's picked up on that one. Very fun. I still think Piss Face is funnier. You know, it's not as clever, but it just kind of hits a little harder. So Ava was right. And for some reason, John is still talking about the stress factory gig. Now, the stress factory gig was months ago in New Jersey when he came up and brought on Gino and Keanu on that show.

That was the one where Tommy Jordan was in an old man. mask and Kevin Brennan was kicked out with his noisemaker. He wasn't allowed in. Anyway, I don't know why John's still talking about this. Don't forget, when I first put Piano on my show at the Stress Factory, that was Per Gino's request. So slow. That's crazy. Gino asked me to put Piano on my show.

Okay. Cool. Good job, John. The way that he's turned on Keanu is just the name calling just immediately like this. He's such a shitty friend. Again, I don't know why anyone want to be his friend. As soon as you criticize him, kind of wasn't even trashing John, whatever word you want to use. Kind of just said, he's overbearing.

I really, I just need a break from him. He was trying to force me to ride with him in his car after he'd been drinking all night. And John's like, oh, really? You're a whore. You're an internet horror. You're an only fan's horror. People pee on you. It's like, all right.

Wow. We went right there, did we? Cool. She said in a calm, soft voice, John, you made me feel uncomfortable. And he laughed like a Batman villain. Yeah. Learning nothing as usual. But this is another thing about John.

The people who are his friend and just want to get. stepped on by him, fine, whatever you want to do. Never ever accept any type of favor from this asshole. He still brought up the stress factory from those months ago. Imagine if I let him watch my cats. We'd never hear at the end of it. It's like that's the only reason why he ever does favor for anyone is so we can lord it over them forever.

And it's amazing that his motto is, I do nice things because what else we hear for, or whatever the fuck he always says. So then he starts talking about this confrontation he had with Ava the night before. But when I was doing my show yesterday, I wasn't prepared because you know I don't prepare. Squeegee reference. For Ava to, you know, bring up the striking. Now, that was my mistake.

because Ava and I talked about a lot of things that afternoon, and one of the things I misinterpreted. She was saying, you know, I think I thought she said, don't talk about striking anybody anymore, but what she was saying is don't strike anybody anymore. But that was my misinterpretation. This is gaslighting. Yeah.

This did not happen. John is now pretending there was just a miscommunication they were having. They're like, oh, don't do that thing. Well, I agree with that. Because that doesn't even make sense. No. Ava never said, don't bring up striking anymore. Ava said very clearly multiple times with a written statement.

You have to stop striking people. In fact, let's flash back to the day before. So you just heard him say, oh, I was just, you know, I had a misunderstanding. I didn't understand what Ava was talking about. This is the second time Abba explains it to John. I know, I'm just telling you how I feel. That's how you feel. That's not how I feel.

I'm not telling you how you feel. I'm telling you how I feel. All right. You're entitled to your opinion. I guess I just don't get why. Because what do you mean why? I don't let people steal my content.

I'm a fucking creator. I'm a content creator. I got fucking a billion shows stealing my content. You want me to fucking let them? Fuck that. Ain't happening. I think there. they're going to anyway

and I think people like wouldn't see your side of things more I don't give a fuck but I think you do because you there's this like duality with you where you have to establish control but then

you also don't understand why people don't see that you're a good guy and I see that you're a good guy I know you're a good guy but I think that there's communities that watch all these shows that shit on me and your family, but it's part of their day

and I think that destabil, it's not going to stop, they're going to do it anyway, and it's not going to stop them. And I just feel like, I just really would hope that you would reconsider with that. Okay, thank you.

Not Paul Rubin, send your BFI with the link. Well, I did, but now I'm regretted. Do you want me to leave? Did it sound like John didn't understand there was a miscommunication as to what was being communicated? No, he actually retorted with, I'm going to do that.

Yeah, I'm going to do that because it's my content. And now he's saying the next day, he's just like, I just misunderstood. I thought I was saying not to talk about it, but that's what I was saying at all. Silly me. Isn't that weird that's the way that all went down? He's always trying to rewrite history and it's all documented on the internet. He can't get away with it anymore and he keeps trying to do it. It's amazing.

And he had to make it that we both got something wrong. It couldn't be him. She misunderstood. I misunderstood. Here we are. And in a way, what I was explaining here from a couple days ago

is that exact point. It's like, it's going to keep happening. People, there's communities watching you and that's what we're doing. Yeah. Breaking it down right now.

I wonder what she was going to say because she was saying something about there's two of you. And I wonder if she was going to mention half the time you're like, I don't care. Why would I be bothered by what some washed

up comedian says about me, I'm the king, it doesn't bother me. And now she's supposed to know ahead of time that this crushed you, this destroyed you. And you're such a king that she had the audacity to give you some advice that you didn't agree with on that day. And then the next day someone else had the audacity to do it again to try and help you in a way that you didn't enjoy. These people are monsters, John. You got to run. Yeah. The duality, it's obvious that he has long conversations with Ava about like, why is no one on my side? You're on my side. Or aren't other people on my side.

And it hurts him. And it was also very funny that he refused to listen to Ava. And Ava's like explaining it multiple ways. Like this is why you should stop striking channels. I mean, it makes me look bad. It makes it so we can't play clips. We can't do a show the way we should be doing a show. There's all these reasons to do it.

And then 30 minutes goes by. He gets a text from Vegas beer sales. Jerry goes, I think you should stop striking channels. He's like, all right. You know what? I should probably stop striking channels. Makes a lot of sense. Just has no respect for Abba at all.

As soon as his male friend tells him what to do. It took a majority of his friends to tell him. That's true. This is a funny. He catches himself with this. This is funny. As we all know, I have been threatening to leave this shit for a while. And I have done so.

He realized he's just like, look at guys. I know that I have the boy who cried wolf and I've just been yelling a wolf all day. But there was that wolf that one time, though, guys, remember? It's like, yeah, you're threatening to leave. You've been doing it for a while. Yeah, and I have done so. And I have done so. He's proven he can leave.

Yeah. So, John has agreed. He is no longer striking channels. Now, there's some caveats to that, so we'll get into it. But the shit wear, specifically, is the one who's been getting most of the strikes. Okay. And so they've been at war for quite some time. I don't watch shit wear

Fuck no If I have to watch Shitware And I pull clips from my lawsuit I'll call Vegas beer sales Jerry Jerry do me a favor Because I can't stomach This fucking no talent

See that's not to brag You think of this John Calling calling out how lazy you are And how you need to have your friends do all your work for you Is not an impressive feat He's out of breath Just telling us about it I know

I love these just like, yeah, and you know what? I won't even bother to pull clips I need for my lawsuit. I'll just make one of my friends do it. Cool. I trust my own opinion so much that I would need to see it because I don't trust what anyone else is going to say about it, especially if it's me. I need to see it.

The fact that you can't is not because you're lazy. It's because you're scared and you can't take hearing it. You couldn't even take the second of a said duality. You just started making faces and noises. Yeah. You couldn't hear. Not a fan of reality, this man. Speaking of which, this is one of the victory lapses he has.

He's got lots of Ws. This is one of the Ws from his show the night before. We got Pocky to admit to having sex with a transgender woman. What's wrong with that? Hold on a second. It literally, there's a scroll on his stream now. It says there's no transphobia. Isn't that the definition of transphobia to come?

Call someone off for having sex with a trans woman? And call it a victory. And call it a victory. Ha ha! You're such as a trans woman. Said the transphobic. What the fuck is wrong with him? Not to mention the father of trans children. Yeah.

Why would he... Look at how proud of himself he is. This is John explaining who fought his battles the night before. But it was kind of like the Stern show when I was there. but Ava handled Paki and Piano and Gino masterfully, masterfully, and I didn't have to do anything. I just had to stick back and watch. Again, it's not the brag you think of this.

Why does he think that's a brag? John got drunk and just let his pit bull go to work and just, you know, sick him. Just let Ava scream at them the whole time. And he's like proud of himself the next day for it. That's insane. Well, we've covered stuff like this. He thinks that having someone buy him a beer is a victory for him. He thinks that an apology means so much.

So he also thinks that someone else doing his work. It's amazing. It's right in the category. Yeah. Pocky got embarrassed out of it to do anything. Cool. Yeah, it's like a Huck Finn thing. Like he needed someone to buy his hotel in New York.

He needed it. He couldn't buy it. Even if he could afford it. He needed so we could say someone paid for it. It's weird. Yeah. He thinks being like a sloth. is somehow a brag.

Just because he's not going to be striking Shulay anymore, that's not an admission that Shulie's not breaking the law and that his DMCA strikes are actually frivolous, a waste of time, and against YouTube's terms of service. No, no, no, no.

Don't get me wrong, shit, well. You are violating and in total violation of my copyright. This is not, this is not me saying that I was wrong because I wasn't. I'm backed by federal law, you stupid fuck. And I'm backed by YouTube's terms of service.

The Federal Copyright Act includes fair use. He does not know what he's talking about. And so the fact that he's no longer going to be striking, we have to be time of like, and by the way, all the strike I was doing before, totally on the up and up. Totally legit. I don't think that, like,

just because I was doing that now, I'm not doing that anymore than I realize I shouldn't be doing that and that I could be sued for it. Sure. Sure, John. Gotcha. I have one more clip before Bob Levy joins the show. And this is something that we were talking about, Adam, where Keanu wasn't trashing John. Kenna just said, hey, this is what my weekend was like with John.

And it was a bit much. I just, I can't be his emotional support animal for him anymore. I can't be there for him all the time. He's overbearing. And John would not hear that. So instead, John has to argue with things that either thinks he heard or maybe Keanu did say something like this, but this wasn't the point. And the takedown of Pocky and to watch Gino and Keanu fucking just bullshit. And you know, I got to say Gino wasn't as big of a bullshitter as Piano.

Because Piano was making up... All right. ladies and gentlemen anybody who knows oh fuck hold on the stink lines were showing on my foot anybody who knows Rodney's you can't lock

the green room door I mean all of this horses shit she was saying to try and get support was just that horseshit oh well I didn't lock anyone in any fucking door

I did not that's just bullshit that's not the important part the important part is that you went into the green you summoned her from upstairs right outside into the green room and then kicked everyone else you could lecture her and she was very uncomfortable with that

and John picks up on the there's not even a lock on the door like okay that's neither here nor there no but that's how we think so everything else is out the fucking right yeah yeah exactly I got you out of technicality yeah I was actually in another county when you arrest him, you don't have jurisdiction in that county.

Yeah, but you still committed to fucking cry. What are you talking about? This is why I thinks he's a good lawyer. And she wasn't making that point. She didn't say locked. If she said it, she would have been corrected and said, yeah, closed, whatever. She was just making a point. This is so he doesn't have to get to the part where he made her uncomfortable.

We never get there. He never explains that, I probably could have done things differently, which is wild because he says Keanu handled this the wrong way. She should have messaged him and said, hey, you made me uncomfortable. He would have said, I'm sorry, won't happen again. But obviously, that's not the case. because he's not sorry at all. Well, sheep has to do it on the right day

because if you do it on the wrong day, and there's something else going on. That's a good point. All right, so then Bob Levy shows up because Bob was playing clips of John's episode and everyone's praising this episode that John did. And so this is the first time these two have had a conversation,

even though Bob was at Rodney's. And I talked to Bob and his wife for a little bit, but I didn't seem around that much. And I guess John and Bob did not run into each other at the club. But this is interesting to see the first time these two have spoken to each other since Bob was on the Uncle Rico show. Wow, this is going to be interesting.

I love it. Ladies and gentlemen, my old friend who stabbed me in the back and decided to just go on and do shitway a show where he's shit on me every single day, which he might think is considered creative. I don't,

but we'll see his, perspective. Hello, Barbara, how are you? Thank you for the teeth and everything, John. Thank you. I mean, look, I'm just saying, if fucking, you were right, man, there was a lot of money made and, you know, do I feel good about it? Sometimes, yeah. That's a great start. Great start to the conversation. I was like, yeah, we were making a bunch of money off you. It was pretty fun. It's good stuff. Can I have some? Well, you know, that's what John's thinking. And, uh, Bob, rubs it a little bit more. You should be mad, you know?

Because everybody's making money. And you know what I mean? And you're fucking trying to make money with yourself and everyone else is doing it. I'd be fucking hurt too. There's no doubt about it. Oh, oh, is this your new script bomb? So you're making all this money, huh?

So why don't know. I'm saying they are. Why did you go to Turkey to get too? I'm not going to yell. I'm not yelling. I'm not yelling. I'm saying that they're all making money. and I understand why you're making.

How much money you think Shilway is making, Bobber? A lot? He, you know what I mean? He can teach his kids school at home. Homestchooled kids. He must be a billionaire.

It's not really what rich people do. But okay. So, hilarious that John sometimes wants us to be that everyone's making money off of him, but him. And that's when he wants to sue us for the money that we're making. And then in this art, argument gets backwards and goes,

she would not make any fucking money. So, well, then why you sued him for $600,000 that, John? Which one is it? What do you think is going on? I just loved the way Bob approached this. He's like, yeah, dude, I get it, man. You're pissing us. We were doing all these shows about you and the money was just pouring in.

So, yeah, I'd be pretty bummed out about that myself. So John's strategy here is to do that, Bob. We used to go on tour together. doing these stand-up shows. Do you remember how close we were, how good of friends we were? Because he wants to set Bob up for the, how could you do this to me?

How could you betray me after everything we've been through? And this backfires on John in such a spectacular manner. Anyway, Bob, you and I had a lot of fun on the road, right? Do we not? Much fun, truthfully. As you and Gino and Keanu and Keanu had at fucking distress factory,

that seemed like a lot of fun. fun. Do me and Kevin actually, you know, are we a little upset that we missed it? Yeah, I'm sure. Kevin was outside. He wanted to get in. He didn't, he didn't have no fucking fun. You know, all the fun was inside. No, I'm telling you and I on the road at, like, like at the casinos, at the, at the improvs. We didn't have fun, Bob? Dude, I have no memory. I'm telling you, I was in a car accident. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't I remember. One gig. One gig, Pekipsy, because already came and that was the first time we had a shot together at the bar.

It was Pekipsy in upstate New York. It was at a hotel. And that was the, I remember that one. This takes everything away from John. Yeah, he does not look happy. You don't remember the time I slept over at your house? That's always John's go-to. Sleep over parties.

He's at a child. He's a seven-year-old kid. It's always that. I slept over your house. We're best friends. Remember? So Bob goes, I remember. I remember one gig because Artie was there.

That was cool. He doesn't remember anything, and John is hurt. Bananas. It was the big room in Poughkeepsie. That's the only thing you remember? Really? See his face right there? But I thought we were best pals.

I thought we were besties, and you're saying, you don't remember us being besties at all? I brought your jammies. John, this was a big moment in your life, you know, because it was a big deal. It was a comedy tour. Bob's done lots of comedy tours. He's a professional comic. He doesn't remember them all. It might mean something to you, but to expect him to remember one tour that he did with you that many years ago, to expect him to remember that.

Get the fuck out of here. What's hilarious about that, Adam, is that John doesn't remember either. So John's whole thing is just like, oh, my gosh, we had the best time, Florentine and Nick Tepalow and Bob Levy. and, you know, he recounts this stuff without any actual anecdotes about it. And here's a perfect example of that. I got them right here. These are cookies. These are fucking-

You don't remember all the times we did stand up together. Now, I don't. I swear. You remember Cleveland where you ate the blue cheese out of the girls? You don't remember any. That could have been any town, truthfully. I really, I don't remember. I, you know what I was on my boss, wouldn't it?

I was on the phone with my. boss, Mr. Brennan. You know what I thought? You know what I thought? I thought Perry was on with me tomorrow on my station. And they just pulled something really big today. And I said, I don't want it on my station. You guys deserve this. And he goes, you're not there till next week. Don't make me care about you. John's example is what I could have come up with. I remember when we were in Cleveland, you ate the blue cheese out of the girl's ass? Like, that's his closing bit. What are he talking about? John doesn't remember a story of anything interesting. Like he at least has that one airplane

fart story with Florentine that he tells over and over again. But I don't think they're actual friends. And I think Bob's fucking with him, by the way. Yeah, I think so. Bob's like, like his little seat aisle. I was just like, I don't know, what's going on? He's also saying that could be any city and

I could have been with any other comics. Right. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's something to the fact that's like, this is not memorable gigs for Bob Levy. And this hurts John so much, because he really just wants Bob to be like, oh, I fucked up, John.

We're, we're boys. You don't want to be on the road with me and Jim and DePaolo and any of that? You know, all that's out of your mind. I don't remember doing shows we, with DePaolo, with you at all. I'm telling you, I don't, I don't know if that didn't happen, but I did shows with DePaolo, but I'm fine. Yeah. Do you remember doing shows with me, you and Modi?

I remember Modi. Yes. Yes. Yes. I remember we had fun and we would. friends. What a loser. That's the best moment ever.

Forget about the shows. Yeah. Fuck. That was so funny. Remember we just chose Modi? Yeah, yeah. I remember Modi. He was great.

He used to do this thing. You know, it's just like just pushing the dagger into John. I wasn't memorable. We didn't have fun together? I think there's going to come a time when we get older when there's going to be certain things we can just use in our life to get out of things. and people will allow it.

Like, I don't want to do that. My knees, you know, my knees. Oh, I don't remember any of that. Yeah, I was such a drunk. I don't remember. I don't remember. Yeah, it works. It really does work.

Well done, Bob. Everyone gives you a pass. After this, John wants Bob to apologize for being on Uncle Rico. And Bob's just like, I don't tell you, man. You know, I did the Uncle Rico show for a while. That was fun. What are you going to do? Then he yells at Bob for Kevin Brennan posting his mom's address, which is great.

because, you know, Bob is back on MLC, I think, once a week or maybe more often than that. But so Bob and Kevin worked together. And so, of course, guilt by association. I get this too for some of the people that I pal around with where it's just like, yeah, but you're an asshole because Kevin Brennan did a thing I didn't like. And Bob just like, I don't know. I don't even know he did that. I don't tell you.

I don't know what you want from me. And then eventually Bob wins John over with his charm. And John's just like, I can't be mad at you. And they become buddies pretty quickly. on this. And then we find out the real motivation for Bob coming on John's stream. Agreed to not do it. Yeah, but listen,

if you take the strike from Kevin, that would make you that would make you look good. Okay? And it's the right thing to do. It's the right thing. You're talking about people fucking with your money, right? You were fucking with his money.

No, I'm not. He's fucking he is fucking and has been, he encourage people to call Lee County Superintendent to get me fired Bob. You want me to go through the list? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. I thought I was the one that got you fired from school. That's right. Yep.

It's hilarious. So when Bob needs to remember things and be sharp, he is. Yeah. It's amazing. But I love the fact that he goes, after all this back and forth and they're becoming pales again. And I was like, hey, get rid of that fucking strike from Kevin's channel. Talk about screwing people's money and John just flat out lies. I'm not screwing with his money. You are. You have him off of YouTube for 10 days.

He makes all his money off of YouTube. Like 100% of his income is from YouTube, Kevin Brennan. So John's fucking with his income doing that. And it seems like Bob Levy's job was to try to get John just like the day before, try to get John to remove the strike against Kevin. Because that's why things like this happen where they're fucking. Now he's fucking with John's mom. I'm not justifying any of this, by the way.

I'm just telling you that, as John would say, you mess with the bully, get the horns, the fact that John would do something like this to Kevin Brennan, he stepped at the same rake with Vince the lawyer. We tried to get him to Spard, and then he had a $12.5 million lawsuit. It's like, yeah. And Jen loves to say for every action there's an equal but opposite reaction. Like, yeah, when you take Kevin's channel down over your stupid copyright strike, then Kevin's going to fuck with you. And everyone's pleading with John. It's like, just get rid of it so that we can all move on and doesn't have to get ugly. I just like, no, I want it to get ugly.

All right. That's what will happen then. I have one more clip. This is amazing. Jeff sent this in. And he was back listening to an episode from like three years ago. This was when John was going to Washington, D.C., to have those real hard-hitting interviews with Republicans and make them look stupid, right?

And so I'm on here with Shulie, Anthony Kumia, and our buddy Kaya Orson, was on the show. Chris, you're there too, but I didn't have a camera on you back then. I don't know why. Whatever. I was like, his hair is too good. Oh, this is a DC trip? This is the DC trip video.

And this is amazing. What happens here? Anthony predicts the future. Almost spot on. This is incredible. Bege. The squeegeee a new member. Thank you.

Thank you very much. So, of course, the squeegee is a reference to that hack joke that he does in his stand-up. Oh, right. So obviously that's a WATP fan who's goping out of it, but John doesn't have a difference. By the way, no one knows that bit, aside from people that have listened on your show.

No one else has seen it. Eight people at his gigs. You don't think people are showed up going, I hope he does the squeegee bit. Squeegee, squeegee, they start chanting us. I like dice with his poems. Is that amazing? He's like, yeah, those would be like, squeegee, squeegee.

Literally what happened at two of his shows over the past two weeks. So, well, I can't believe he used to talk so quickly. Yeah. John talks so slow. I have, I have two dogs, and sometimes the dog will have to try and tell me something, but it doesn't speak English or have words, so it just gestures, but it can get its point across quicker than John did right there. That was like every word.

And you know what's coming too, so it just feels. Yeah, he's gotten a lot slower. I'm starting to think that maybe the quinapin and alcohol is catching up to him. Yeah. And I think we also learn from these two clips that John doesn't know other people exist. Right. At all. If you had anything happened to you, he would never know it.

You don't exist. And when Bob remembers the things that had to do with Bob, he's shocked and offended. Like, yeah, he remembers the stuff involving his life. His son and his wife in the gig. He doesn't remember you. It wasn't that big a deal. Everyone has their own life, and he still can't even process it. Yeah, you're right.

There's a part in it. I didn't pull the clip where John's like, so you just forgot everything because of that car I see. You don't remember anything. And I was like, I remember the important things. Yeah. It's like, yeah, right. Exactly. Like his family.

Yeah. And every time John mentioned something involving his son, he's like, I remember my son there. I remember we did that. Forgot you were there, John, but I remembered we did that. That's funny. Yeah, so this whole thing where they were best pales and he felt so betrayed, Bob is just like, I barely know this fucking guy. Because Bob was involved pretty heavily in the Howard Stern show, but that was after John was gone, that was on the satellite radio days when Bob was working for the Howard Stern show. So I could see where he would like not really know John very well at all.

Kind of makes sense, actually. All right. It's time for some game shows. Hey, is it Gay, is it not gay? That's the trick of the game. You is it gay. I'm liking that song a lot, West.

I forgot that I was like how bikini at the end of that one. Looks like you were enjoying it. Yeah, I was. We all have fun here. We do have fun here. All right, Megan, we got a special theme to the game today. What do we got? It's a food theme.

There's a lot of food talk this week on, or last week on Steeltoe. He's getting fat. A little bit. He's getting very fat. Okay. Well, let's go round one. Worth a point. Arby's new steakhouse Wagyu.

The Wagyu Barger. See, like, this is... Now, that's a proper review, you know, food review guy. This is a guy who has a big fat guy, you know, has got the A1C way up there, you know. I trust this guy. Yep. He knows. He'd rather fucking die than fix his health.

Like, if he washes it down with a Coors light, that's a food review. Like, he's not a pussy like you. You know, like, you had a stroke and then you, like, cut down on drinking and smoking and you ate better and you got your blood pressure right. Is it gay to be a healthy food flogger? Adam. That's gay. Carl. Sounds pretty gay.

Chris. Gay. Annie. Uh, gay, unfortunately. All right. Yeah. You're a gay. You're gay.

It's so predictable. This show sucks. Everyone else noticed that? All right. All right, round one. Everybody got a point in round one. We're going over to round two, also worth Uno Pointo.

I want to try that big arch, but it's two quarter beef patties. It's like, who needs that much food? You don't have to eat the whole thing. I'll share it with Gordy. There's people, like, honestly, the way some people follow this show, there's people typing on Reddit

right now going, he feeds a dog McDonald's! He needs to be stopped! What's the other thing, too, that? I talked about something like that. All this, oh, the big theory. Well, you know, there's human DNA in that beef. Somebody sent me that yesterday. There's like, Aaron, you know there's human meat

in McDonald's. They're trying to convince me that it's like soil and green or some shit. Is it gay to believe that McDonald's used human meat in their burgers. Annie. Not gay.

Chris. I don't think that's gay. Carl. Not gay. Adam. I'm going not gay. For once. Look at you, Adam.

Okay. I'm not buying it. I don't think it would be allowed. No. They would save that for the Epstein class. They would get to eat all the baby meat. Approachable with it. All right. Very good, Aaron.

that is not gay. We all get a point on that one. We're going into round three. So far, Megan has not stumped us. More food-related, is it gay? Why didn't you do it? Why didn't I do it? Because I'm pussy and also my mom.

So, God bless her. She kept me alive that night. And also, some dude, I've said it already, but there was a dude who hit me up, this guy from the program. I used to save all the numbers. Oh, it's a LaCroix.

I'm sorry. I thought it was a beer. Yeah, I was wondering what he was drinking and I thought like oh that's the bad look to be drinking a beer unfortunately it got worse it was a lecroy is it gay to drink lacroix adam yeah yeah definitely chris i think erin thinks it's gay yeah any oh yeah all right everyone in the chat is saying this is gay let's find out of aaron because of the amazing joke that that's gay i thought it was a beer Yeah, it's gayer.

There it is. There it is. Good job, Aaron. Never disappoint with that one. All right. Everyone is perfect so far in this game. I'm doing a bad job today. I enjoy it.

We have a food-themed version of Is It Gay? Round four. We've got three points so far. You've got terribly wilted lettuce, fried onions, and a couple different kinds of cheese. All right, Chris. Show us how good it is. First of all, let's try to get this thing.

I don't even know how to attack it. Chris, you're fucking up. The back is here. The front is over here. It's very clear. Whichever side is showing the most meat you put your mouth on that. Fuck it. I quit.

I'm leaving. That was, you know what? I walked right into that one. Fuck. He certainly did. I really did. Is it gay to put your mouth on whichever side is showing the most meat? Annie.

No. It's not. Chris. He better think it's gay right now. Gay. I know, I know Annie's thinking this is a misdirect. I think he's going to say it's gay.

It's got to be. Adam. It's gay. All right. Go for a low-hanging fruit here. Take it away, Aaron. I just said, wherever the most meat is showing,

that's where you put you. Good job. That's going to help the gay rumors. Yep. That's not going to open up any jokes. Boys and girls? he can't help himself he really can't I like that he went for it though Annie

trying to steal a point to steal a point from us all right round five is worth a point wait I went first on that one I know but it seemed like it was definitely gonna be gay I see what you did round five is worth the point and then we have our final round for three points

and it's anyone's game that's a burger I don't know that all seems very dry bro. That seemed like a dry bite. It seemed like a dry sentence. That looks like a dry bun. When did Wendy's change into like a pancake? But when did

they start making everything a McGrittle? This is exactly the way a great hamburger should be. I don't know, bro. You got to top it off with a fries and frosty. You know, in case your cholesterol and blood sugar isn't too high already. Is it gay to eat dry

Wendy's burger and top it off with fries and a frosty? Adam. First of all, this is the worst show in the world. This show is so bad. It's so stupid. He's talking to this guy. He's like, bro.

Bro, what are you doing with that burger, bro? What? He's terrible, and it's not gay. Yeah. I also think that this is not gay. Chris. Not gay. Annie.

I guess it's gay. Yeah, that's your chance to get that point back. Let's find out. Excellent. You wonder how we became the most obese nation on earth. Just watch the burger mugging videos and it'll all, it'll all. I assume it doesn't get back around to that. Correct.

The answer was obese. All right. Well, this is exciting. We have three players tied with five points. Annie has three points, but Andy could still win this game. Because in our final round, it's not just as a gay. We get multiple choice and it's worth three points. If you get it right.

So here is our final round of Is It Gay? Onion. So there's two different types of onions on here. Pickles, shredded lettuce, if that's what you like on yours, that's the way it comes. I do not like pickles or lettuce, so mine does not come with that. He wrote this shit down. He needed to make sure. Shouldn't have to explain to you what that tastes like.

At least I hope that you can extrapolate that part for yourself. White cheddar cheese and then a quarter. No offense to the person who sent this in, but I need a blacker guy than this. I need like... Aaron wants to see a real black man review the Archburger. What kind of reaction does Aaron want to see this black man have after eating his burger? One, like he just consumed the Holy Spirit. Two, like he's ready to put a cap in someone's ass.

Or three, like he just tasted voodoo. Oh, wow. That's tough. All right. So Holy Spirit. Cap in the ass. Voodoo. All right.

Simplify it. What do you think, Adam? I think Aaron's threatened by this guy. The second he had like a really good voice and he was well spoken, he was like, oh, I hate this guy. He's so much better at this than me. Yeah. That's why he wants to. He's like, he's got notes written out.

He knows what he wants to say. He's buttoned up. Immediately. That's why he's going to say, I want one that wants to put a cap in his ass. Carl. I'm going to go Holy Spirit only because Aaron's been very. religious lately. He's been talking a lot about Jesus. I'm going to go with that.

Chris. I went cap and ass. You have a chance here. Holy Spirit. Oh, okay. I think that's the one that is. That's how you play. If it's voodoo, Annie, missed the chance to take the comeback victory. Here we go. A homeboy who's like going to act like he just tasted voodoo.

Oh, my God. Eddie, it was voodoo. Got you fools. Oh, wow. All right. Well, I guess I am the gay one. Yes. When it comes to this game, that is the case.

But we did have a three-way tie. So most of us are winners today. That's exciting. Thank you, Megan. That's a great game. You're welcome. And even food themed. She's putting in overtime.

You don't get time and a half, by the way. I hope you know that. All right. Check your employee manual. All right. We have another game. We have the Opie or Burr game. Simon puts this together for us.

We try to figure out who's talking on their podcast. Is it Opie or Bill Burr? Hello again. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst ever podcast, and it's time to play Opie or Burr with this fine panel, dried up busted hosts. Here's round one. How hard is it to find fucking balls?

I'd put on a glove and I'd go like underneath them. Time to register those votes. Wow. All right. I'm going to start with Annie. Who do you think said that? Opie.

Adam, what do you think? I'm going Opie. I think that was Bill Burr. Producer Cress? I went bur. Megan? I'm going Opie. All right. We got three Opie's, two burrs.

Let's find out. And here's the answer. How hard is it to find fucking balls? I'd put on a glove. Then I go, you're like a la-la-la-la-l-l-l-l-l-l-le-le-le-le underneath them. Oh, that feels good. Let's play. Round two.

Uh, by the way, Trump, what, you, you know, it's illegal to make champagne in America, right? You understand that, right? I think he's trying to tell people that we'll just make our own shamping. campaign. We're not allowed to. Time to register those votes. Megan, what do you got? Opie. Peter Chris? Opie. I'm also going Ope, Adam.

Opie. Annie. I think it's Opie, too. All right, we're all taking Opie on this one. And here's the answer. By the way, Trump, you know it's illegal to make champagne in America, right? You understand that right? I think he's trying to tell people, we'll just make our own champagne. We're not allowed to.

Or you'll get in Tuble with the Fuench Pouise. Let's play. Round three. Climate change. Let's give it a nicer name. So what are we going to, what is that a euphemism? Huh? Photosynthesis?

Time to register those votes. Whoa. Wow. I'm going to go opie on this one. What do you think, Chris? I went bur. Adam? I'm going bur. Annie? Uh, bur. Megan. I'm going to have to say burr. I stink. Okay. I'm an idiot. And here's the answer. Um, climate change. Let's give it a nicer name. So, What are we going to, was it a euphemism? Huh?

Photosynthesis? More like borosynthesis. Let's play. Round four. I couldn't tell you the last time I had a hangover. And you might say to yourself, but don't you drink beer every week? Not really. Time to register those votes.

Megan, what do you got? Why don't you have to choose me first? Because it's a hard one. Burr. Producer Chris. I went opie. Annie? Opie.

Adam? Opie. I'm also going Opie. And here's the answer. I couldn't tell you the last time I had a hangover. And you might say to yourself, but don't you drink beer every week? Not really. It's just light beer, you dumb fuck.

Let's play. Round five. It's like the way that women view sex. They view sex like they did you a favor. They act as though it doesn't feel good to them, that they didn't also have sex. Time to register those votes. Wow. Adam, what do you got?

Opie. I'm going to go Opie. Annie? Bair. Purs of Chris? Bur. Megan. Bur.

All right. Two Opie's three burrs. And here's the answer. It's like the way that women view sex. They view sex like they did you a favor. They act as though it doesn't feel good to them that they didn't also have sex. Female orgasms are a myth. Congratulations to this week's winner.

This is Simon from the worst ever podcast wishing you an efficient and productive evening. Goodbye. Thanks, Simon. Great job as always. Producer Chris, I need a final scoring here. All right. I won with five. Hey.

Congratulations. on that. And he redeemed herself with four. Get much better than that one. And the rest of you got three. All right. Well, congratulations, producer Chris. Thank you.

Proud of you. We're going to get to some reviews and comments and voice emails before we do that. Don't forget the plug segment. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing right now. Yeah, the plugs. I teased this earlier. Adam, you're on another podcast.

Do you want to promote your other show? Sure, you can check out the true crime podcast, The Red Weather with Ryder Strong and follow along with that mystery. There's also a film called Rebel in the Rye that just came out on Paramount Plus for free that you should check out that I'm in along with Nicholas Holt and Kevin Spacey and Caitlin Maynor and Dave Berman. You might like that. It's about J.D. Sounder. Say the name of it again? Rebel in the Rye. Rebel in the Rye, sweet.

Definitely check that out. Very good. Annie, you got stuff going on over on YouTube. Yes. at 9.30 Eastern tonight, I'm going to be going live with Tony from Hack the Movies to cover 1999 Ciphon Filter. So if you didn't catch it live, go to at What's This Game on YouTube, and you can find the episode. Excellent. I will mention that tomorrow Devilverse Live will be on my channel. Of course, Devilverse Live is our new show that you can download wherever you listen

the podcasts. You'll find it right there and subscribe to it's free and you get it every single week and Blind Mike is out of town. So my buddy Adam will be filling in for Mike. Gary. It'll be adding me for the third day in a row talking dabovers. Who doesn't want to see that? Don't blame me. I wanted O.J. I voted for O.J. So I did reach out to O.J. I texted him today and asked him if he would

be our guest. Well, let me look at my phone. Maybe maybe he hasn't got back. It was worth a shot, right? Yeah. I thought about it. And I can't do it. I can't do it. It would have been great to have him come back to Davilers Live. We were just like we don't even address anything.

Oh, right. Just have him on the show and just like, hey, look at Chad Zubach. You said the Edward a bunch of times. Oh, look at Ethan Ralph did a thing with Scarlett Hampton. All right. Great show, OJ. Good to see you, buddy. And then we'll have Opion and not ask him about Opian Anthony.

That really would be the equivalent of that. I'll go out there, but I'm not talking about my relationship with the Cardiff and El Haram. Like, all right. Let's talk about your day job, that's fine. It's a good idea. It's going well. It's pretty good. Megan, you always check out the Spotify comments.

If you listen on Spotify, even if you don't, you can go on there and comment on individual episodes, and that helps the algorithm. We appreciate that. I have a bunch of new comments from last week's episode 706. Some guy in New Hampshire said, Carl, did you act surprised that Ron said Rodney's was a nice place? Look at where he lives and his mattress.

I bet the porta potty I took a shit in my kid's soccer game last summer would be a nice place for Ron. It has lavender hand sanitizer that smells really nice. Oh, and happy 10 years. It's not a bad Boston over there, Megan. And thank you for the comment. Yeah, that's a good point. Roddy's would be a palace based on how that guy lives.

We have Jeremy saying review girl, Megan has such a cute giggle when doing, is it gay? It makes it so much more enjoyable. Thank you, Jeremy. Someone knows how to get the comment read. And we have Shanana Guy saying Happy 10th

Also please come do a Chicago show I'd go back to Chicago Yeah That'd be cool We've really lined up a lot of stuff for this year yet So we've got to work on that But Hackamania of course Is the next thing we're doing April 10th through the 12th

In Vegas hackamania.com Any do we have any new reviews you want to read I have one older one and one newbu one Great The older one comes in on Valentine's Day from Sippin' Johnny, saying, worst buffy podcast on the internet. Host probably lives within five miles of a gas station.

Total loser. Skull. At least I still have who are these socials to look forward to. Oh, no. All right. That's a very funny one. I show it's a five-star review. Five stars.

Nice. Second one comes in on March 9th. Waiting to Dry says, early 90s scenester kids who hated everything except whatever they were into, never grew up still the same hater attitude from high school hmm it doesn't sound like someone likes us very much I'm guessing that's a one star they got you oh they got me well done with that all right uh let's listen to some voicemails and then get out of here this is of course

the gary and san Diego voicemail segment it's a bunch of crap swing in a minute rock and rolla uh I was walking through this like hiking trail once with my friend and there was this sign up that said there's a $500 fine for molesting the butterflies in the area in any way. And I was just thinking like, well, what were those butterflies wearing? Don't call me back. I won't. Bye.

Yeah, maybe they had it coming. Don't call me back either. Oh, my God. I cannot believe that that is what Michael Jones is doing. I grew up watching him. Like, I haven't seen him do anything since, like, 2010. And to see they doing this foreign ball shit on the internet for, like, five people is just, it's sad. I didn't realize Michael Jones was the name.

It did stuff before that, well, 100% eat. Oh. I don't know who the fuck he was talking about. Yeah, they was one of the hosts of Food Court. Oh, God. One of those zany, wacky guys. I guess I didn't realize they brought it. They had a fan base before all that zaniness.

Go figure. Hey, Carl, Charlie. Listen to the Stuttering John podcast March 9th, 2026 with Gino, Keanu, Ava, John, he's drunk. What a wonderful disaster debacle that they're going to be providing you with. This is the Fort Knox of you. I can't wait to hear your breakdown of all these buffoons going at it with one another. Anyway, I love your Wednesday show. I actually watch it.

Don't watch the other ones. I'm sure they're great. Looking forward to hearing the breakdown on these people are disturbed. Anyway, hope all as well with you and your family, your life. Take care. Bye. We did a full breakdown yesterday on a bonus show, Patreon.com slash 4th these podcasts. Get all the bonus shows, the entire back catalog.

It's only $5 a month. It's also available on YouTube. And there's one segment I put it for free on YouTube if you want to check that out. I was more fascinated with John and Ava's fight. than I was with everyone screaming at each other. We have some of that in there, but I think a lot of people have covered that portion of the show. Club put, you wonder why people are hating on you lately,

because at this point, you're so in love with the smell of your own fart. You're going to move to Utah to marry them. Sorry, Jenny. You can marry farts in Utah? Interesting. It's a crazy place. I swear, John is going to drive me fucking crazy. Again, and as fucking said, he says, something with

clocks and Danish people and I know, you know, these people wear clocks, right? We don't wear fucking clocks. It's Dutch people. We wouldn't shoes exist here, but it's not something we're known for.

Like, what the fuck? That's the color from Denmark, by the way, I should point out. It's like just getting pissed off with John reporting back, well, Danish, so, of course, I'm clogs. No, no, no.

So, no, that works. When you guys we're talking about John's Patreon page. The idiot, I'm sorry, the Mr. the grammar Nazi, I can't call him that, the grammar guy, the one that corrects every fucking buddy when they make a mistake, his Patreon page says,

welcome to my Patreon page, becomes member, damn it. Fucking idiot. Just a fucking idiot. Don't call me back. He also spelled March wrong in a recent, YouTube post that he put up there for the stream. But I'm sure it's because he has to exhale while he's typing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he can't go back and correct things if he makes a mistake. That's his OCD forces him to do dumb shit. Or he was using voice to text. You know, we're so judgmental here. Just give him a break. Oh, my gosh. Could you imagine what would voice to text do to his speech?

Just throw its hands in the air like, I don't know what to tell you, man. Anyway. Who cares? You're right. Good point. Well, there you go. There's your dabble verse news. I got to go.

Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that.

Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom. Boom. That was a great episode.

That was really great. Are we done here? I think we are. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye.

Until next time. Bye. Okay. Okay. Bye. Oh, yeah. Anybody care what this guy thinks? No!