Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep710 - Jacked Up Review Show, Schaub Records, Opie & Ron, Stutter John

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

We’re revisiting Jacked Up Review Show with the always charismatic Sully. He invited all of his nerdiest friends to “roast” Star Wars. The jokes aren’t great but Sully loses his mind over all of them. But strap in because when it’s his time to roast... watch out! Adam brings a number of candidates for Cringe of the Week including Mario Bosco, KarmicX, Ron Berman, Shuli, and Adam Vanderberg. We check in on Boyd playing his boxz. Tom Myers posted his appearance on WATP on his channel for some reason. Brendan Schaub thought he was going to be a music producer and it’s so embarrassing. Opie and Ron get their stream hijacked by a guy who has $30. Opie continues to not understand why everyone he used to do shows with is more successful than he is. Stuttering John has announced he’s definitely, maybe, possibly leaving the Dabbleverse at the end of the month and he even tells us what the last episode will be. Megan and Annie join us for “Is It Gay?” and Simon’s “Opie or Burr” game. We finish with some recent comments, reviews, and voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But first, are you ready to get jacked up? Jacked up review show. That's right. The Jacked Up Review Show posts all other episodes on YouTube now, which is great. A very recent episode they just put out has six views on it. And it's very exciting content. I'll let them introduce what they're doing on this episode. Welcome.

Ladies and Jets To the Roast of Star Wars That's alternative to Star Trek and beyond Yeah Sometimes we like to take comedic jabs At people we love Sometimes we love making notes About every kind of petty person

And sometimes we roast people Who others don't have the guts to do such a feat for And if you think this roast, it's gonna suck You can just go home and rethink your life My heart Star Wars fans If you don't have a life You don't have much to think about. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! So this is the show hosted by my buddy Sully. I see nothing's changed. Sully's amazing. So this is like a two-hour-long podcast, the roast of Star Wars. And Sully's got eight friends there.

And they're all come with their, like, roast jokes, and they're ready to go. More friends than views. Yes. They're all mixing it up together. And this guy, Mike Ensing, he comes out swinging. This is wild. Oh. Mike Insing returns.

Yay. A quick observation for Star Wars movie, except for the opening battle and the Death Star sequence at the end, Stormtroopers miss every time. Every time. It's a guarantee. I think they were told not to shoot the main cast.

Maybe they should try shooting at the red shirts. Oh. That was order 69, I think. Oh, 69. Guys, I'm not editing just the best. jokes. Like, this is how quickly these guys are rapid fire telling jokes on this show. I can't believe they know that 69 has any significance.

They sounded bill of tens. It's that funny never those stoners like. So, yeah, we're off to a really good start. There was a reference to red shirts. Did you guys know stormtroopers can't hit anything that they're aiming at? Never been told before. Pretty good stuff. But, like any good roast or any good roast podcast,

Sam Sully, his name's Cam, decides to explain what the rules are to I appreciate you. And I'm your host Sully. Just let me finish. But so we'll circle around. We'll do all kinds of riffs. You have the freedom to applaud or boo.

It doesn't matter. Just do something related. So this is how democracy dies. You did applause. I like that he goes. You guys, here's the rules. You guys are allowed to applaud or boo. Will laughter be a part of this roast?

Nope. This comedy roast will there be any laughter? going on. Sully's losing his mind after everything he says. He sounds more confident. He's kind of nervous laughter, though. But I think he's excited to be with his buddies. I don't think it happens very often.

His playtime right now. He may have had some sugar. He probably was eating candy. Yeah. All right. So now that we understand the rules of this Star Wars roast, who boy, there's a lot of meat on this bone, guys. Watch out.

Let's get into it. Let's get into it. What I appreciate about these comments. These hilarious guys is that they're not afraid to be topical with some of these jokes. Of all the characters, oh, of all the characters, I was expecting C3Pio to show up on Epstein's emails today. Got him. C3Bill might never recover from that one. Bird.

Is Chuck Randi in there? It sounded like his laugh. Yeah, Chuck Randy was one of the guys out there. He's not above it. He's like, guys, I've got to go play poker, but I can make fun of Star Wars for a little bit. And still not all of the people who attended watched it. Right. All right.

So this next joke, I'm going to play for your... Don't worry. We're going to get the Sully set. Don't you worry about that. But I wanted to give you some examples of what Star Wars jokes these guys were coming up with. This one, I believe, and you guys correct me if I'm wrong, listen carefully. I believe this makes zero sense. But...

There's a private part mentioned, and so that's funny for that reason. Look, all I'm saying is this, the emperor, my scrotum has more wrinkles than the emperor. All right. You know what would really piss me off is if Adam did laugh at these jokes? Because we could never get him to laugh at anything that happens at WATP. I know. I'd be so offended. These guys just get me.

That was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Emperor, wrinkles, scrotum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty jacked up. You've got to be honest. It's pretty good stuff. One of the things I noticed throughout this episode is that Sully laughs his ass off and everything.

He is selling this thing. It's not dissimilar from Tom Myers and Tom Myers was the rest of the world where when he starts cracking up at something, he really cracks up to let you know that this is a comedy show, guys. We're having fun over here. And these EWalk jokes really land. Oh, man. Yeah, I know. This is pretty brutal here. Here's the thing about something else too

From episode 6 Returned the Jedi Revenge of the Jedi Whatever you want to call it I call it We're going to the Battle of Endor Here's the thing for me How in the fuck did the Empire

Lose He had the pure fire power They had things that could blow shit up And they got their asses handed to them It's like getting your asses kicked by Teddy Rucks then You like that suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked You liked that joke as much as Sully did

You weren't ready for the Teddy Rucksman arrived for a story Remember that thing with the teddy bears Beat up on the military forces? Yeah That's what I was thinking Yep I do remember that This guy gets me Yep

Kind of jump the shark with that happened I remember that Holy shit Sully's just loving this I'm waiting until you get to spaceship jokes because Sully loses his mind over over this one. When you say, I got a great idea for an evil spaceship,

let's just make it a giant H with a ball in the middle. You're not, you know, it's not a great idea. And X wings, X wings, okay, Y wings. I'm going to say it's about Y wings. They're the Chevy Pinto of outer space. I can listen to Sally laughing at a show all day. I know. They're the shabby pinto of outer space.

I can't believe these aren't characters. I can't believe that this is real. I wish it was a video component to this. I want to see what these dorks look like. Oh, they look like that table in the cafeteria that you would never sit at. Oh, yes. Or maybe you did. You like Star Wars?

Anyone want a sandwich? Wait, maybe I did. Oh, you caught that, huh? Because I suppose it's possible. The one guy on here, this guy might be black. because he gets real spicy with the Landau jokes and everyone seems to be cool with it everyone seems to be all right with us

I'm like bring it I guess it's okay if it's been 40 years before Landau would have been like hello there how you're telling the a white cloud city how you're doing there mess

you know that's what would have had it would have been a white jar jar jar would have been George Ars what you said Adam are you still there Adam can you hear is the audio

going through. I got to look this up. I got to see what they look like. I got to find out right now. Zippity do, da. Jesus Christ. Hello, that's amazing.

Hello there. Miss Princess Leal. I mean, he said Maza. Right? He said that. Yeah, yeah. He definitely did. Oh, man.

How are we going to follow this? I don't know. Maybe I should close with that one. All right. So then, Selie, it's his turn. Mm-hmm. To tell us some hilarious.

Ross Rose jokes. Now, what's amazing about Sully is that he's the one laughing at the other jokes, and no one laughs at his joke. Oh. No one returns to favor. It actually gets to the point where I don't think the other guys know that he's trying to tell jokes. I think that he's like starting

conversations with them. I got to say, though, Ron Howard was offered a chance to direct the prequels, but instead directed solo. For a man known for directing dramatically rewarding performances, why did he have to helm the most tonally deaf entry.

I paid Tom Myers $50 for that. All right. Well, that one didn't land. Maybe this one. Maybe this next one. We'll get people rolling a little bit. For a franchise where fans can't decide

what's good and what sucks. I think it's clear that they suck each other. Well, if you'd let me finish, I think it's clear that it's great at promoting arguments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

that's against the rules interrupting dude they have no respect for him at all oh they're just like yeah let me punch this up for you right punch it up in real time it'll be the corey felbit of this podcast yeah fix it for you i don't think sely understands what a roast is or how any of this works apparently all right so i got to ask you and then i'll like tom go if the emperor was this smart to conceal his true evil nature from the jedi all these years why Now did he reveal it when he could keep playing them for fools. And by doing this, this brings up more questions, making me wonder if we, the audience, are too dumb to get this, or the filmmakers are that inept at displaying all the Shakespearean level treachery. I think we can safely say the latter.

I think he's going for a joke there. Can you repeat the ladder again? I just like, they're just like, you know, the emperor could have just like pretended that he wasn't controlling everything behind the. seems longer than he did. Yeah, I guess. Am I right? Yeah. What a jerk.

Good stuff. That never was a bad dude, turns out. All right. Here's another joke from, uh, Selie, that does not land anywhere.

Oh, it's great. Watching the entire sequel trilogy, even with Riptrak's commentary, it took longer for me than it took the entire rogue squadron to destroy that fucking dust star. Yeah. Oh.

I mean, the Death Star battle wasn't that long. Yeah, it would take a lot longer to watch three movies. You know, Act three of the first one. I don't know. I guess I didn't get the joke, but those guys laughed, so they got a laugh on that one. Yeah. So that was good.

I was happy for him. They're starting to feel bad for him. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're just kind of like, oh, these are all jokes. Yeah. Guys, we should have laughed before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're in the private chat. It's always looking at it. Kind of start laughing at these horrible jokes. It's here to start to rolling down his face. Is that what you guys think of me? All right. One more from Sully. Then we'll move back because this is rough.

I got to say, when it comes to attention getting, everybody's having to remind me who these free new characters are in the sequel trilogy. That's about as interesting as having to learn the name of that one shy douchebag at your friends, various parties who won't talk to anybody. You can't stand out. You should probably keep to yourself and remain bland. You stink. He's talking about himself.

That's him, right? I know, right? I mean... You know that dork that no one wants to talk to? You guys know what I'm talking about? Like, yeah. Sorry, we know. And it hurts.

Yeah. Holy shit. So, well, I'll never look at Star Wars the same. I thought that movie was cool, but now that these guys have roasted it. Ruined it for me. Yep. I think I've done. And are you finished with your research you were doing?

It's going to take a minute, but I have a feeling it's the gentleman named Oreo. Okay. All right. Well, now that everybody's jacked up, it is time for our... Pringe of the week. Cringe of the week. So, Adam, you've submitted a number of potential cringe of the weeks or cringes of the week. And I have not watched any of them yet because I want to be surprised by this.

So I'm going to let you take it away and tell me where to begin. We'll start with number one where Maria Bosco was when we last left him trying to pronounce Amityville correctly. He had three shots. He didn't make any of them. It's not like that's a famous place. It's like the name of a movie or something. So who would know how to pronounce Amityville?

He's also there at the time. So it's probably written. So the side. So he tries again at this new restaurant that he's helping to promote. Do you think he gets it right or not? Come on. You got this, Mario. What's up, everybody?

Baseball season is almost here. I'm here with Victoria Steakhouse here in Anamville, Long Island. Anatomy what? That's right. By the way, so you just said it as you were saying this up and you wrote it on the video clip you sent me, do you think that his name is Maria or is that a joke? I just learned recently that this isn't a lesbian woman.

No, this is a guy named Mario. And I'm so happy for him and his journey, whatever's going on over there. All right. What's up next? Then we're going to jump right to number three, which is Ron Berman, doing Stan. stand-up comedy about the Patriots. Patriots versus Jets versus JV.

The attempted murder of Mark Sanchez with the butt fumble? Because of the butt fumble, he wants to murder. I'm sorry. I was waiting for a punch thing to get to a punchline. That doesn't happen in this clip. You're the sports guy.

I figured you would get it. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. And no one in this room seems to care that he has a microphone. No. They're just making everyone talk louder at their tables. Yes.

Sir, can you quiet down? I'm trying to tell my girlfriend I want to see other people. This fucking guy won't shut up about the Patriots over here. He gets very drunk when he performs. And I think he, uh, look at him. Look at how he moves. It's so crazy. There's a lot going on.

I think he's just, like, got a nervous energy about him. He moves around a lot at 6 a.m. too. Good point. That's how I'm thinking about it. Oh, he could be the star of Jacked Up. Yes. He would actually be jacked up. Unlike, so is cooled down.

He's sedated. Yes. Check out number four. This is a clip from the Uncle Rico show. Who do you think Shulie Egar here is talking about? I always said the whack packer is fascinating. But the person who hitched their wagon to that whack packer is I want to know more about Iran.

Not Riley Martin, you know. It's like getting Don Rickled. I mean, you know, everybody loves it when. Yeah. Trash you. Yeah. You know, I saw that too. When Shuile's going, can you believe these people are just following these whack packets around?

What's their deal? It's like, I realized you got paid to do that, but still. I thought he was going to roast me. Yeah, like, okay. We might all be in that group you're talking about. Shulie just wanted to point that one out. Yeah, it's fun. No one caught that.

There's no Bob Levy there to catch that one. I'd be like, uh, uh. It's funny you say that because the next day I was invited to go on to out of the coffin with Bob Levy. Right. So I brought him this clip and I played it for him and he didn't understand it either. Okay, fair enough. He didn't know what Shulie was talking about. He was like, you mean the Don Rickles bought?

Yeah, the Don Rickles part. I was talking about what Chulie said. Did you not see any, I don't think it landed at all? He didn't register with them, huh? He might have been, he might have been pretty detached from the Howard Stern show. by the time that Shulay was really taken on the role of the Wackpack Wrangler. I could be wrong about that. I also think he's a master at pretending he doesn't know what's going on when he doesn't want to answer something.

Yep. And I respect that. He did a very good job with Senator John on that front recently. You don't remember we were friends and you liked me? You don't remember I slept over at your house? It's so sad. That is the cringe of the week. That is the cringe of the week.

What a nerd John is. If we want to jump to number two, Carmick says a sentence that I think makes full use of the English language. You guys have an idea of what people are, but you're off the base. I think it's more funner to assume incorrectly of people. You take forever to say nothing. All right. So is Carmick talking like an idiot on purpose, or is he just stupid?

What's going on? he thinks that it sounds cooler to use big words incorrectly than to use simple language well yes i think you're right about that i think he doesn't know how dummy sounds because to him it sounds like an intelligent thought exactly right and it sounds more funner for him to talk i was going to say it makes it funter so he's loving it well you're killing it over there karmic you remember how uh the golden hour guys were talking about bringing a lot live show to Las Vegas. Oh, I sure do.

They're doing it. This is very exciting. All right. Let's see what they're having to say. Oh, this is it, March 20th. That's all you get. Golden Hour Live. No, no, no.

This is in Austin. This is at the Vulcan. In Austin, I'm sorry. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am so excited about this because I saw Brendan talking to Brian Kalin about this.

There was a great clip on the Flet and the Kid Subreddit where Brendan shot, is talking to Brian about like, hey, dude, I'm doing the Golden Hour live. You should stop by. We're doing the show. 4 p.m. 4 p. Whoa.

Okay, hold on a second. We get back from that. So he's like, Brian, you should come by. It's going to be awesome. We're doing the live podcast. And Brian's going, oh, that's cool, man. That's really cool. Good for you guys.

I'm in Houston. Bummer, I got a gig. Well, how many hours ways that? Because we're on early. I'm sure you're not. on at three. Like, you can get to catch the early one. But the best was, I probably should have grabbed this clip.

The best was, Brendan goes, we should do Futter and the Kid live again. And Brian is like, oh. Brian, you kind of trailed off there. It's really funny. Did I trail out? Yeah, I kind of did. Brian wants nothing to do with this. That was such an epic failure when they did this.

And this golden hour, I can't wait for this. This is in two days. Oh, this is amazing. watch party. Yeah, let's go. How many people are going to show up to this show? That's the question. Because Christalia was quite reluctant.

I remember when they came with this idea and obviously Eric Griff was just like, yeah, yeah, let's definitely do that. He's got nothing going on. Christaalia plays theaters and sells them out and doesn't need this bullshit. I was just like, yeah, I mean, I guess I'll be in Austin that weekend. So yeah, I guess we could. I think they had like a back and forth where, was like, oh, I know this guy at this club.

And Austin and Chris was like, I know the guy too. Like we don't have to. It sounds like Chris made a call because they didn't get a slot. They were given a favor earlier before the real show. Yep. Vulcan gas company is right down the street from the Mothership. Wow. Joe Rogan is supposedly friends with Brendan Shob.

Brennan's done his show dozens of times. And yet he can't get a 4 p.m. slot at the mother's shop. ship. Anyway, that's fun. I'm excited about this. This will be good. They look very happy on the poster. I hope it looks the same way after the show.

We got all the cheering fans, too. It's great. People are going to be going nuts for this show. I can't wait. I think bringing all their producers and stuff, too. That's a pretty big production, the Golden Hour. Good question. They just need microphones.

What's there to produce? What are they going to do? It's going to be amazing. Just let Eric riff. It's good. Oh, yes. Eric, did you bring any topics for us today? Did you want to sing for us, Eric?

I hope they do. Oh, this is a lot. This is a perfect chance for them to do some live performances from their record. If they don't, it's a missed opportunity. Yeah, we'll get into that momentarily. But we're still talking about the... Grinch of the week. Grinch of the week.

So, Distro Kid is what anybody can use to get a record put on to streaming services. It costs $100 a year. And warning everybody, Carmick is thinking about it. Okay. Hey, Beef McClard's Big. Genuinely, if you need a hand with Distro Kid, DM me. I, well, first things first, I got to sign up for a service.

Second, I got to do work with, mm, great. There goes my camera. There goes my camera. Can you hear me? That's pretty good. Everything's falling apart for this guy. Then his micstand drops again. Yeah.

So he does have distribution on his AI music. And the only reason why I know that is because Rocco tells me how he jams it in his car when he's driving hours to fast food restaurants. That's a part of the issue that he's having. It's very hard to understand, but it's something about how the AI versions are already up there. So he can't put his real versions where he plays all the instruments up because there's a conflict in the publishing. but he's working on it. Oh, he thinks he's actually playing real instruments on these songs? He thinks there are demos where he does, and he'd like to share them with this, but gosh,

the publishing is just making things difficult. How do you mic a leg guitar? Do you put two mics on it? One above, one below, one below and above, yeah, that's right. Okay. He's got to stand real still. All right. 57.

57's probably more appropriate. All right, so Adam, you have one more clip on here, and we were charged. checking this guy out last week, Adam Vanderberg. Yes. Adam Vanderberg is a stand-up who posts his jokes, his performances, and little clips on Instagram. And we were checking out some of the ones that he had pinned last week,

but this is the one that you really wanted to show us. See, I don't like you said. You're being very diminutive about him. He's a stand-up comic from Chicago, Illinois. He's up and coming. He's playing the clubs, and I'm lucky enough to have this clip of him. Great.

Good, good point. Thank you. Let's talk about all the annoying things that happened to us, right? Right? You ever feel that way when you're walking down the block, right? And all of a sudden, that damn annoying pebble in your shoe? It's like the pebble knows what it's doing to me. It's like, where the hell are, you stupid son.

God, damn stupid. Now you listen to me, you piece of crap. What the fuck? Then when you have to put the shoe back on, it finally feels good, right? Because the pebble happens to get out of the shoe, right? And then the pebble all of a sudden is like, let's jump right back into the other shoe. Let's get all comfortable, uncomfortable, annoying at all. Okay, you stupid, son.

Getting mad at my shoes. Okay, you know, sometimes. Why I had to go away my whole shoe? because there was a pebble stuck in there. Oh, my God. What a chunk. I could see Ron Berman in the crowd of taking notes.

Yes. This guy's great. Wow, he's really connecting all these jokes together. The other shoe. Holy shit. Didn't see that one coming. How do you get your eyes so wide? All right, so Anna,

let me understand this. I think I set this up incorrectly. So there's a guy he works with who hates him, went to his comedy show, and then decided to post these jokes to embarrass him so you can play them at the, office for everyone. Look at Adam sucks in comedy.

Look at what happened last night. Is that what we're watching here? I believe I misspoke. That's not what I would say. He filmed this himself intentionally, posted it on his social media in the hopes to get gigs. And there's a lot more like this. They're great.

Adam posted this thinking that this was going to be a good representation of a comedy show. Yes. People would want to go see. He set up that empty chair right there, told nobody to sit in it. Put his phone in there, lifted it up, pressed record, and he's kind of eyeing it throughout the entire set. Not since we saw Joe Madderice. Have I seen someone make such a bad decision with videotaping a stage?

I was thinking if Jerry Banfield did stand up. He did. We watched it, yep. I don't, I must have blocked it out because that's what this reminds. He went up there with no plan. Jerry Bandfebott. That's what this seems like. It was a while back that we watched that.

Okay, so relatability is something that's important when it comes to like jokes like this. Have you ever had a pebble jump into your other shoe? What's he talking about? You've never been. I've just never had that happen before. Not while I was wearing them. Yeah, you usually get a pebble out of one shoe and move on. Yeah.

I love the way he looks at the audience in between every line, just like hoping, I guess. Expecting, wanting something. It's really desperate and really amazing. There was an episode of Hughesy show recently. And Hughesy's been on fire with all of his guests. lately. And I guess Mersh put out a tweet or something that said he had Carl Fatigue.

And so the title of this Hughesy episode was Carl Fatigue featuring Mersh Little Lemmy and $2.00 Dan. And I was watching this episode because I'm like, pretty tired of me too. What these assholes have to say? And $2 Dan was on.

He thought someone else was going to be on there that he wanted to yell at and that person didn't show up. So he left. And then it was just, which was kind of shitty because he kind of just left Husey to be there with Lemmy, just kind of like, all right, well, this is the other thing I was going to talk about, I guess. But then MERS shows up.

And one of the things that I've been getting scrutinized for recently is I've been making these appearances as people who are having me on their show. That's the funny thing, too. Husey asked me to go out of his show and then I do, and then he has an episode called, I said, we're sick of Carl. It's like, you fell for it. You'd ask me to come out of your show, and I said, yes. What do you think I stopped making the rounds?

Every time I'd show up on their show, they'd be like, what the fuck are you doing here? Dinner for schmunks. Yeah. Seriously. You fell for, you idiot. Like, ah, you sent me the link. I thought, anyway. So the thing that people have been criticizing me for recently is the fact that I was sticking up for Anthony Coomia in this domestic violence case by saying that, while domestic violence is always a bad thing and you should never hit a woman or physically abuse a woman, Danny Brandtie.

was asking for it. And you have to look at the fact that Danny Brand was antagonizing him over and over again, trying to get the reaction that she got, finally got it, filmed the aftermath, posted it all online, couldn't wait for all of that to happen. And so they're continuing to be like, for shame that Carl would say such a horrendous thing. And they bring this up to Merce, who doesn't like me and doesn't like Anthony Cumia. Okay, can I clarify that? Please.

Again, not a Carl fan. if you want a moral F slur all you want, Jamie Brand, absolutely deserved it. Go watch those Periscope videos. She's her habitual button pusher. All right, some people stop being victims and start to veer into deserve it territory, like Scarlett Hampton, who's back with Ralph today.

So it's like anything that happens to her, are we really going to sit around and go, oh, no, that poor victim. Sorry, good points. You had three chances to fucking get clear of this guy and you didn't. So one of the things that I like to do on my show called The Creepoff is a little thing we call victim blaming.

And sometimes it's appropriate. I know it sounds like a horrific thing. No, you guys are really good at it. It sounds like a really bad thing to do, blaming a victim, but sometimes they have it coming. And I'm glad that Mersh with his recent experience with Scarlett and Ralph, seeing how she just keeps going back to him and hanging out with him. He's just like, yeah, yeah, you know, some people set themselves up for a, uh, you know, a bad thing to happen to them.

And then a bad thing happens to them. And it's hard to feel bad for him when that happens. Anyway, I sent Mersh a note thanking him for being real, you know? He's not just always playing the fuck Carl character. Like some of these people are, like $2 Dan. Everything I say is just, oh my gosh, I can't believe anyone would ever say such a thing. Oh, isn't this horrible? Whereas Mersh was like, I don't like Carl O'Dall for this reason, this reason, this reason.

But he's kind of right about this. He agreed with me on another thing. I forget what it is. But anyway, not the point. The point is that's Mersh for being a. real person. Not just a click baiter, rage baiter. For the future, bringing up merch to back up an argument like that does not hold a lot

of water. No. It doesn't really help further the argument at all. It kind of moves it in the other direction. Like, oh, shit, this guy. For sure. Yes. Yes.

I'm pointing myself at a very bad light here. So I think we need something to light in the mood. I think we need to check out Boyd on the box Z and see what he's up to. Well, is he back to that or has he gone back to that? to the fiddle, is he doing better? Is he, is there anything? Good, good question. I mean, he's hoping for change.

He's updating his Instagram all the time, right? He's hoping for change. Let's check it out. Let's see what he's doing. Okay. Imagine if you liked your song that he was tapping to it. It would be so frustrating. I'd love to be able to hear the song for a minute.

That would be cool. I feel like even if you liked the box as an instrument, you wouldn't want it to be played that way. It's the same thing. time. It's true. No dynamics. Oh, poor Boyd.

I noticed that Drew Lane and those guys been picking up on him. That was great. From our show, they've been playing a lot of Boyd on there and seeing what he's up to. Hopefully this thing takes off and he becomes a big touring musician again with the box. Well, I demand an update before,

you know, I want him to remember the little people who supported him. I just want proof that he can move his left hand. That would make me feel a lot better. Speaking to updates, what's going on with Tom Myers? Tom Myers hasn't updated his podcast since the end of last year. And that's disappointing, you know. I like to hear my political news through the lens of Tom Myers.

That's upsetting. But I was checking out his channel. And I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that Tom likes to put up video clips of him super chatting another show. Or maybe an appearance he has. He doesn't do very well on, but he still puts it up there. well, lo and behold, I just saw that he updated his channel with a video from this channel, this very channel right here. Well, the first gauge is, do I think it's funny?

And it's like if I, if I don't think something's going to work, like if it doesn't, if it doesn't make me laugh, then I just don't do it. And then, you know, the ultimate test is, of course, does it make like an audience, like a room full of strangers laugh? as well. And then if I try something and if it gets an immediate reaction, great. If not, I go ahead and try it again, tweak. Then if I just can't tweak it, then I just say, okay, fuck this bit. Like a lot, I'd say, like, all the stuff I've written, I'd say, like, 99.9% of it, like, never makes, like, never makes the final act. That makes sense. We must be writing 25 hours

today. Yes, for that to be true. But yeah, here it is. Tom Myers, joke writing process from Who Are These Podcasts with Adam Bush and Vinnie Paulino. And he puts his source in there and asks that we, ask him to remove it. If we wanted to remove it, of course, he has all the ways you can pay him pinned to the top of the comment section. So Tom's getting very lazy. He doesn't seem to be putting out content at all.

He is just posting these. best of clips from his podcast from years ago, which, you know, looking at something that happened in the news on August 7th, 2025, I don't know it's going to be that interesting, or this member's only video that's from May 27th, 2022.

Inflation and rising gas prices was the name of that episode. But Adam, Chris, congratulations. You guys made Tom's channel. Yay. That's very exciting. I think he heard that, Adam Vanderberg from Chicago, Illinois, was coming to town, bringing his pebble bit, and he's just staying quiet until that blows over.

You can't compete with that? You want to stay away. Yeah, that's a good point. I think it's on a thumbnail that said those fat cats in Washington. All right, so. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Because to me, I'm just like, oh, it's just a, it's literally a blimp in the road, man. Stupid ass.

All right. So, back when. it was the king and the sting. Before it was the Golden Hour. It was it was Brendan Schab and Theo Vaughan. They did the show together, very popular show.

And Brendan Schaub could do no wrong. Everything he touched turned to gold. Everyone wanted to work with him. Everything, I mean, this is the MMA guy. It's so cool. We're hanging out with the MMA guy. It's in the UFC. And now he's buddies with all of us.

This is great. And so he was just trying to do everything he could. Joe Rogan was egging him on, cheering him on, I should say. You got this. Brendan, you're the best. And so Brendan decided to become a music producer and start his own label, Shob Records. Now, Adam, you were checking out when he announced this, and he introduced this to Theo Vaughn, back on the King of the Sting. Do you want to just play the clip, or do you have a setup for this?

Just play. All right. Did you get that song, Nick? Yeah, yeah. This shit is so hard. I want you just I want you to think you're in the club Your cheeks your cheeks are out Theo Your cheeks are out

Have you seen Craig's News live Don't be scared to turn that shit up Nick Let Theo get his cheeks out Feel it Who is this? His good boy awesome I'm on a mission to get it all If you ain't thicklies don't get involved

Don't want them skinny like models I don't need a girl that look like she's in a phone Cause I need everything there I'm in the kitchen like jelly roll whipping my wrist made you know know what it is. I've been getting my weight up so I was the big boys. Oh, boy. He's serious.

Yeah, they're not kidding. And the first lyric is about how cool Brendan Schaub is. It's hard to miss. Yep, and then reference to Thick Boy, his company. That's pretty much the majority of the record. Every song gets a dozen thick boys. It's all about the thick life, and Brendan Schomb gets a shout out in every song. But this is a comedy show, so I'm sure it's supposed to be.

comedic or something, right? It's not just... There's one or two slightly comedic takes by his comedian friends such as the next one. Actually, we'll wait for that. I want to play one more before that. There's one or two comedy ones, but most of it is inspirational. It's about grinding, working

hard, getting through it, about making it and bringing all your friends with you. Okay. Yeah. I'm a... Yeah, Doug. Shaw Rector. You don't fuck the Shobrager, John.

Big, tick, dick. Little Browell's killed it. How hard is that song? I can't believe they're really. It's like a real funny. We got a whole album. You know, I've heard all the songs we got? Yeah, me and Steel started a record label.

I didn't. Yeah. Shob records? I didn't start that. Well, you know, we'll call it whatever. But I took the money from our zoo in Mexico and put it into the music. That's why the ostriches didn't get delivered. Modern day sugar night, bro.

Look at you. That was pretty funny by Theo immediately like, nothing to do with me. I want nothing to do with this. But yeah, Brendan's presenting this like, this is fucking this slaps, right? This is pretty amazing what I've done.

And, you know, the one guy's just like, wow, it sounds like a real song or something. Mm-hmm. Cool. Good stuff.

So walk us through what you've discovered from, from Brendan's job here. Well, this started as a fan who sent in, like, parodies and songs and they started using them the fan's name is lil brous and he's the majority of this record the producing all of the writing almost all the voices you hear songs that are credited with chin chin really just kind of says hey oh chin's the hype guy exactly okay he's not really doing much but it is sincere and he knew an up-and-coming

artist from texas named jelly roll and got jelly roll to sing on a couple songs that's a how serious they are about this. Wow, the jelly roll. Check on number three. Is featured with chin on this one. If you don't know I had to walk before I could run. They don't see the times that I was almost giving up. I can't imagine quitting because this is not in my blood.

For this. Been working my whole life for this. No, taking bricks. I get up and I grind for this. No, I don't ever complain. I don't got the time for that. If things don't go my way, I just get up and go change it. about 10,000 hours

of bloods, well, they all want to talk, but they not even here when I need them to most, and they all disappear. I was living in fear, but I switched up the gear. They don't see the 10,000 hours, I put it.

They don't see the pain. Oh, fuck off. So good. Are we still doing cringe of the week? I think so. I don't think we ever stopped on this episode. Jesus Christ. It's one thing when something sucks

because they put no effort into it, but it's another thing when someone works really, really hard and it turns out even worse. Yeah. It really isn't incited to Shob's mind. Like, this is him.

This is how he feels. This is what he believes. All of it. It's that M.MA podcaster crossover, which there's not much but him. But he's just patting himself on the back. These songs are just talking about

like how much work you put into stuff and how amazing you are. It's like, all right, relax. They also try and stay humble. It's weird. It's very strange. And they do go for some comedy, like on this next one, where Christalia shows up to perform as his legendary character from the podcast that we all know and love, Chank Smith. Oh, because I'm not familiar with that, but okay.

That is a problem all across America. Like a thick boy, tall, go grab a camera. Get those short guys. Document it. Put it on your vlog so you will not forget it. Chank in the camera's not complimenting. Thumbs down because I have a fucking proud. Jump the shark.

I got to watch the guys who watch you. do the podcast. The guys that have a podcast are the guys who watch. These are the guys that watch you do the podcast. Chris, first off, is that a Jamaican accent? What's he doing? Yeah. It's chank.

Classic chank. All right. Yeah, that's just chink being jank. But then, is he just improvising that then? Because that just sounds like normal Chris repeating the same stuff over and over again. Yeah. Sounds like Opie wrote that. Yeah.

Okay. Good stuff, though. Everyone, that's not the producer. little bras, I think, got limited time and limited, uh, yeah, put limited energy into it. I'm interested in the comedy because Brendan Shops got all these comedy friends. And so, you know, you got Theo Vaughn, obviously, Krista Leah there, Eric Griffin. Yep. Uh, I'm sure he's going to have a hilarious song on here, right? Nope. Oh, I mean, yes, but no. Brendan is a thick boy. That boy big is fun. Tell me why you're so thick boy.

Don't you work out enough? You got baby making hips, boy. There's a truck. And even though we give you shit, boy, let me tell you about the thick boy. It is. It's hard to find somebody that's a pound. Tall, silky butter, man for the job. Because CTE can't stop my dog.

No diggedy. You got the gay. My nose is brown. Yeah. Holy shit. Adam, I'm going to make so many thumbs out of this episode. I'm so excited about. your reaction to this music.

It's just in spite of you. It just, it has that, like, they're ragging on them, but the whole thing has it, ah, I still love you. I still love you, which is just, there's nothing funny about taking yourself so seriously. Well, also, Eric Griffin fancies himself a singer. We found this out when we watched the Eric Griffin show, his podcast. He loves singing. And so you could tell he's just like, all right, let me just put some stuff in the background

on this one. Let me just run it again, run again. Give me a separate track for this, because he's just singing along with himself. Ugh. Sucks. And then he came up with that one new note Bound for pound. He's like, oh shit, now I've got to do another eight bars of that.

Oh, my God. It's just no digity. He just stole that song and added words that rhymed with brown. No one calls Brendan Schaubb big brown. No, why would they? Also, so these are all up on YouTube these songs. You can so find these and play them if you want to.

You sure can. Okay. They must get millions of listens, I would imagine. Well, it's funny that you mention that Because all of the songs get between 8 and 25,000 views Except for the ones with Jelly Roll that each Have between 150 and 200,000

Okay, yeah, that would make sense Jelly Roll's name being out of it I think it's just because those are the ones The Fighter and the Kid fans are big fans of Oh, that must be one of this, right? All right, what else do you want to play from this album? Look, this is not all jokes. This is serious.

We are talking about serious stuff here. And hustled every day, I've been gone and so... Journey. This sucks. Yep. Who the fuck would listen to the shit? Brendan Schaub. Yeah.

I mean, it's like a building a house just for yourself. It's what he, it's going on through his head 24-7. I love listening to it because you feel like him. This is his thoughts. These are his opinions about things. It's very limited. There's one idea for every song. Anyone who's met me knows I skip leg day.

I'm assuming this is the soundtrack to Leg Day. That's why I don't get it. Is that what's going? got here. Makes sense. Yeah, that would make sense. It's for motivational people that don't want to seem too braggadocious, but also want to make it to the top and make all their friends feel bad, but also

dabble in comedy and work out a lot. Seems niche. For everyone. Yeah, all right. So everyone can relate. Yeah. All right. Well, here's another one. I would put the team on if I blew up. I get the money for the click and get the crew love. And not a crew

up. Anything I do. Oh, no. I'm not saying I made it. No, but I like I'm getting close. I'm tempering my expectations melodically. Just see Brendan Kristen in the new offices with the champagne. He's pulling everywhere, and they're all just...

It's like if Entourage had an album made, that would be this. I'm feeling the friendship, and I'm a little jealous, I'll be honest. Right. Before I could ride with my boys like that. Pretty impressive. Was that what it was like after the Dabalcon one? Was that what it was like back at the basement,

the home office? Yeah, yeah. But Bob, me and I just spraying champagne into other spaces. It was wild. Bringing the crew with you. Well, this is where the album stops being fun and really starts being torturous. This is the song that got just lambasted online.

People were deeply offended by how weak and sad this track was called Thick Girl, featuring the stylings of Bobby Lee's brother, Stevie Weeby. She gotta be thick. I'm taking a... I told her this. I need it thick, girl. I don't think you get the memo on what the... overall mood the album's supposed to be, you know?

Like, well, you know, we're trying to inspire kids. You want to work out to the stuff. Be your better self. He's just like, I can just brag about fucking chicks, though. He's the cow catcher. I guess. His rap style is terrible. Yeah.

Oh, my God. When he's like, look at my dick. Yeah. Ben in a day. He just sounds whiny and complaining like he's, his older brother isn't listening to him enough. Hmm. I would imagine that, uh,

where he comes from, they're not great rappers. So I'll give him a pass. I'll give him a pass on this one. Gungham style is a great song and holds up. That's true. That's a good point. All right, so, Bert Kreischer has to be on this album, right?

He sure is. Okay. I can only imagine that he's branching out and doing things that we wouldn't expect from Bert Kreiser. It's in his wheelhouse. It's out of pocket for this record. Because now that they've mastered hip-hop, you're like, they can't possibly pull off

a Limbiscuit remake. And you're right, they can't. So is Bert the one singing that? Yeah. Burke, can you use something other than the fact that you're a machine on this one? No, okay, that's fine. God, that sucks. Imagine the task of trying to work Bert Kreischer's thing into a workout hip-hop album.

That's how you get there. I'm more fun about that track than anything else I've heard so far. That sucked out loud. Oh, because it used guitars. so it's personal. It's personal, yeah. But I just don't know why someone was just like, yeah, that's a good hook.

It didn't even like the syllables that even fed. Like a machet. You got to use a different word there. It just doesn't work for the melody. If there is a melody, I don't know. He also says he's no Bert Kreischer. Like, it's cool to be dropped in the song, but say something good about him.

Right. Fuck this guy. Yeah, that works. You hear there's like triplets, so Shob thinks that's complicated. He thinks it's fast. Like if you're not really listening, you're like, oh, he's rapping fast, not like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-d like some, ugh, it's just really, really bad.

All right. You have a few more things in here to take a look at. Well, what do you think this artist looks like, little brows? Have you painted a picture in your head? Yeah, I'm thinking like a beetle juice from the Howard Stern show. Let's take a look. Okay. Oh, no.

That's a white kid. Yep. Oh, no. That's not good. I don't think, I think I started to realize why this is a very good album. There are a lot of N-bombs on this record and not during Eric Griffin's track. So I want to know who's saying. I have a lot of research.

Eric Griffin is the whitest guy performing on this album, but still. That's Big Brown right there. Yeah, there he is. That's the exact look a caricature artist would put on his face. Yeah. So he's wearing his Shab Records COVID mask. Like, can you guys just not breathe in? we take this photo real quick or no all right never mind it's fine i think a lot of people that

worked on this record aren't necessarily having their face attached to it yeah probably not so uh let's get back to the gold or the king of the sting here where uh theo vaughan and brenshaw i just wanted to check out this one moment this is from when he was first playing in that song and they you know theo's giving the i'm into it i'm into it and then after the first chorus ends and the second verse comes in and everyone realizes that it's still exactly the same beat and music everyone's energy just kind of dies

I used to have a model bitch Now I got a dick one Yeah I do Yeah that's the problem right Yeah And I like options I don't like to pick one Oh boy

Yeah just like okay How long do I have to go along with this No that's just getting embarrassing Never should have started dancing Nope Oh yeah that's the problem right there You're committed Yep

All right We have one more clip on here. No, we don't even need it. It's just their anthem unless you want to go out hard on their anthem. But after being all jacked up, I don't know how much we can take. All right, I've heard enough. So I was checking out

the fighter and the kid subreddit and someone was paying attention to all of the trademarks that Brendan's just been abandoning because for a while there, he really thought he could do no wrong. And so he was just getting all these trademarks out

Of course, he has Shav Records. He's doing that. He's also merchandise. He's got the Thick Boy Bike Club. That has been abandoned. He's got the Ride Hard Ride Thick, which apparently is hoodies and shirts. Thick Boy Bike Club, by the way, is backpacks compatible with personal hydration systems. Oh.

Then there's the Thick Boy Bike Club that is the nutritional liquid gel supplement aimed to boost energy. when I want a liquid gel supplement for energy boosting, I'm looking at Brendan Shop. Like, what does he have that could do that for me? So there's a whole list of things that he's not really paying attention to anymore. I guess he's realizing that he can't move products like he used to, which, of course, we know that lawsuit he's involved in has to do with that. But he also has another lawsuit that just came out.

that I noticed the other day. It looks like when he left L.A. to go to Austin, he just stopped paying for his studio. And now he's being sued for a breach of lease. I don't think that he was able to cancel the lease agreement correctly. And he just stopped paying for the place that he used to have. So that's not good. Sounds like a plan.

Yeah, right. It's like how Jack gets rid of boats. He said, well, I'll stop paying for it. They'll get the picture. They'll get the hint eventually, right? Didn't he stop paying the mortgage on his house because it was eventually going to be sold? Yes, John famously, the mansion that he brags about in Calabasas. He just stopped paying for it because he was on the market.

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Inline skates were everywhere, and two out of three women rocked, the Rachel. While those things stayed in the 90s, one thing that hasn't is that fuzzy feeling you get when WestJet welcomes you on board. Here's to Westjetting since 96. Travel back in time with us and actually travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. Let's get into the latest with the Opster. So Opie's episode yesterday morning, St. Patrick's Day, the title, something about green beer or something. And I was tuning in, checking it out a little bit.

And it starts with Opie talking to Ron. I'm sure you saw this at him. He's talking to Ron and he goes, Ronnie, last night was one of those nights. I could not sleep. It happens like twice a year where I live. You just, you cannot sleep. Can you guess what it was? And Ron goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know exactly what it was. It's those fucking garbage trucks. They are so noisy. They make so much fucking noise. They wake you up. It's so ridiculous. These garbage trucks are just running 24-7. It's nonstop.

You can't sleep through the night. And Opie goes, well, there was a time when I hear a garbage truck. I'm now 500 feet above street level. Ron, I'm not hearing garbage trucks. That's why I live where I live. I'm on the Upper West Side, this amazing two-floor apartment, 500 feet above ground level. And Rod goes, oh, yeah, right.

I guess that's a me person problem. This guy goes in a basement of the story. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I know it's, I know it's annoying when you're trying to sleep in New York City. It's like, no, no, no. What it was is something that Ron will never experience. It was the wind shaking the building. And I've heard about this phenomenon where people don't even realize what's going out. So they just feel queasy and sick.

They're just lying in bed. And they go, what is going on right now? And the building is actually shifting as they're built to do. Yes. Yeah. It sounds creepy as fuck, doesn't it? To prevent fall apart. Right.

go with the wind and if you don't know that before you've lived there you get the seasick feeling and the fact that Opie can't even begin to imagine someone that wouldn't guess that is it was hilarious he's talking to Ron and Ron was so

confident he's like oh I didn't sleep my son either I know what this is no carbon's drugs and Ron's even do the and then they do that beep of course he did it was very accurate Hope he's not hearing that at all

I guarantee you that. Ron lives below ground. He can barely hear the garbage trucks. He's happy to be able to hear them. They couldn't be further apart, which is why it was so funny when they went to that diner together. And they had that moment of like,

hey, we're just two guys living in New York, living in this crazy city. And then immediately had a giant falling out after that. It's funny how that worked out. But they're back together now. And where do you want to start off with your clip package here, Adam? Let's start with number one from yesterday where Opie, because he's such a great journalist,

asked Ron the question that we've all been wanting to know the answer to. Wait, are you full Jewish? I am 100% chosen. I am 100% Jewish. You hear that? You hear that? You hear that? Even 500 feet above the streets in New York, I can hear the booze for you.

Jesus. Yeah. What's that all about? I guess you're not a lot to be proud of being Jewish. I know Adam pretends he's half Jewish, so I guess this is a thing. No, it's not pretending. They're in New York, and was there, was it up in the air? What Ron was?

Was there debate about this? Were people unsure in writing in? I feel like it was pretty settled. Yeah, it seems like it. Because it's a simple question, one that one put in reverse, Opie is incapable of answering. True. In fact, Opie has no idea what's going on with him.

I'm a quarter Polish because of my mom. My mom's father was from Canada, so whatever that was. Then I got some German. I got some possibly Irish or Scottish in me. So I'm an American mutt, Ron. Good stuff, Opie. I cut that in half. That was twice as long, him, all the, it's amazing.

Every white person is so ethnic. It's crazy. I know. It's so boring. Ron's like, you're European. I was actually. proud of Husey when he had John on his show.

Was it yesterday? The day before I can't remember. But Husey had John on his show and John's always talking about how he's Danish and all this shit. And he's like, you fucking Americans. You're not Danish. You're American.

Stop it with that. No other country does this. Where they claim they're like, oh, and then I'm part this and part that. Shut up. cares. There's like a classic Irish folk ballad that every Irish pub dweller

knows. and I mentioned it because like only the real Celtic scholars know this one and he had no idea what the fuck I was talking about. Okay. Like you don't know, he's like, nope, never heard of it. That's kind of funny. Yeah. All right.

What I love about Opie's show is how desperate he is for money and how easy it is to just take over. And there's this guy, Barrister. And Barrister is a long time super chatter for Opie. But, you know, Opie doesn't want to insult his buddy. And if people are giving him money to insult his friend. He's not going to just take the money and insult Ron the waiter. You know what I mean?

He's against him. Barrister wants to say something about you, Ron, but he only gave $2. And yesterday I've made a new rule. I don't read $2 super chats anymore. Go F yourself. I appreciate the $2 offer. I don't have a problem with $2. Opie's too good for $2.

$2 is good for me. I'll give you all $2 super chats. How's that, right? No, what would he say? A new rule. I'll give you all $2 super chats. So Ron, you made $2 today. congratulations. Barrister says Ron sucks,

S-U-X, because he doesn't want to get banned. I guess if he spells at S-U-X, I don't ban him. Okay. Ron walked right into that one, didn't he? Yeah. Yep, he set him right up for that one. Hope he could not wait to read Ron sucks. Ron didn't hear that part.

Yeah. He just heard the money. Yep. But I like Opie's new rule. You don't have to read $2 super chats. What are you doing? They're just going to insult you and your friend. You don't want to do that.

but, you know, people start giving you more money than $2. Then, you know, it would make sense. Oh, Ron, I said I would give you all $2 super chats today. Well, Barrister's already back with a $5 super chat. Sorry, Ron. Sorry, Ron. You said you like $2 super chats, so you can't like $5 super chats too. And Barrister says Ron really sucks for another fiver.

So Opie sees this as a big W. Oh, yeah. Right? So he's like, this is perfect. I'm getting paid the big bucks, seven large, and I get to rag on Ron over here. And Ron agreed to it. And Ron wanted it. He asked for it.

He got it. What hope he doesn't realize, though, is that he's handing over the keys to the show here. He's pretty much made it very clear that if you give him enough money, then you're the show. And Barrister picks up on this very quickly. And they have bonds. Ron, we might make some money today. This will be crazy. We never make money doing this shit.

Barrister's back. Now he's given $20. Ron sucks more than watching a video of my girlfriend with a bunch of new ports while I'm getting dialysis treatment. Oh my God, I messed up his good line. You suck more than that, Ron, according to the barrister. You know, he really worked on that. He really worked on that.

He's thinking that was very clever and funny, and you butched it. You butcher it. You're pushing it and funny saying. So, Opie never read the word dialysis before? That's interesting. So $27, we're up to, 27 gross. And Opie's like, well, this is what my show format is now. Similar to Kevin Brennan figuring out that, hey, if Bob and I are just ragged on Chad Zumach,

and then the whole chat wants to get involved in rag on Chad Zumach, I'll just read $10 super chats talking about unfunny Chad Zubak is. Yeah, if you don't have dignity, it's a good. Right. And people were just throwing money at them. So I was just like, yeah, this is great. Until Chad fighting went like, I'm not having fun anymore. I remember the date with Joe. I was just like, I can't just keep coming on this show.

Can I get done like once a week or twice a week or something? Because this kind of sucks. And I'm concerned for our buddy, Ron the waiter. Because it will wear on you if all the super chats are just saying how much you suck the whole time. But for OPE, it's a brilliant business model. and hopefully it'll pay for some nice Christmas gifts for the fine people who work in his building. Yeah, that's what'll put it to it. Maybe someone will get a tipped next Christmas.

He hates living in New York. Yeah, speaking of which, we've talked about this a lot because this came up early and often when we started covering Opie show, where after he left serious, there's no reason for him to live in New York City anymore. And it's very expensive. and he hates New York City. He despises it. He's hinted at it. He's come out and said.

He fucking hates New York City and everything about it. And so there are options. It's not Cuba. You're allowed to leave. It's not North Korea. Could you imagine trying to leave New York? Like, hey, where are you the fucking thing you're going at? You get back here.

One of us. Yeah. I was going to escape to New Jersey. I heard that place is awesome. So, Opey cannot escape from New York for a very specific reason. I have to be stuck, but I see, I, you know, Brian, no offense, you know, you're a single man. It gets to a point where it's not about you. It's about your kids.

No, I understand. It makes them happy. Dude, if I left tomorrow and I lived in the mountains with a little stream next to me, I'd be happy as a pig and shit. And then I want to look at my kids knowing that they're not happy. Now, let me tell you what's happening. happening. Yeah.

Because your kids are too old now. Yeah. This excuse he's been using forever since the kids were very young. And he's like, they have friends. I can't take them out of New York. It's like, no, no, no, this is the time to move them. They'll forget about these kids and make new friends very quickly. Or dad, you go to the mountains in the stream.

That's the other thing I was going to say is that those aren't the only two options. Right. You know, it's not like either we live in the wilderness or there's no running water or we have to live in Manhattan. It's like, there's a lot of in between in those scenarios. And so Opie's just like, I'm trapped here because my dumb kids want me to suffer. Right. So he's actually the victim. They don't even like New York either, but they love watching me suffer.

They can't get enough of that. I'm like, guys, can we please get another else? You're like, fuck you, dad. We're staying here forever. So that is Opie's prison that he said, pretending that his family's alive and keeping him in New York. It's a tough way to live, man. And then you're building shaking because you're up so high? That's rough.

Does he know that having your microphone have a bright green neon light on it? Like, is the signal to everybody that it's not a good microphone? That's a good question. This is a new microphone that he's using. And it looks like a toy mic. Yeah. Yeah. The children get.

Yes. Because it has LEDs in it. Wee. It makes someone to keep talking into it because lights come up. Right. Yeah. It's like a little reward system. My name's O.

and I'm here to say. You're ready for the shop record. Yeah. This is just a quick clip where it's apparent that Opie's not listening to anything that Ron is saying. So he's telling this story, Ron is, about how his mother and her girlfriend filmed the first St. Patrick's Day parade where the LGBT community was officially invited to participate. And this was controversial at the time. and so there's a wild story here that Obie can't be bothered with. And they recorded, they were responsible for four police officers losing their job.

They recorded four police officers spitting on them. Oh. Throwing empty bottles, you know, the finger, you know, F you fucking, you know, you fan. All right, right, right, right. And they used the videotape from the public access show as evidence. But that's how bad Boston is, dude. Even the cops were going after them. I have no problem with any of that.

You want to break that down a little? What? It sounds like a lot of fun. Back to you, Jim. So these guys got their Doc Margin. They're just stopping on queers. All the way down the street. And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Gotta get your steps in. Now tell us about the leprechauns. Yeah, Frades are boring otherwise. What do you love to do? Bagpipes? What do you want? Opie. Pay attention, man.

It's just an hour every day. That's all you got to do. He's the character that Harry Shear was making fun of in Wain's World. He plays that radio guy. That's that in real life. All right. So Opie was fired from Sirius, as we know. And Opie, much like Christalia, you know, you brought up.

the tweet. Chris DeLeah had what I got a million views even though none of my friends are supporting me and everyone just left me hanging. Fuck you everyone. I hope he's a very similar attitude. And then I get the pipe from Sirius XM for some bullshit. And when I was starting the podcast, I reached out to a bunch of my friends that were on my radio show. But because I wasn't in the big seat, they couldn't be bothered by me. And Dea Yvon famously said yes. Last minute said, well, I'm a, I'm canceling everything because I'm sick. And then I'd find out he didn't really cancel much of anything. He was canceling me.

And then I couldn't get him on the fucking phone anymore. Aw. Poor Opie. I wouldn't tell that story. I would know. He used a word there that was not the correct word to use. Friends. I called my friends.

It seems like he didn't form a friendship with these people. because I saw all those people do Anthony's show and doing the show with Jim Norton now and, you know, going on Sam Roberts show. It seems like some people were like polite to guess and made connections. Yeah. And Opie just thought like, well, I'm the king of shit mountain. So everyone's just going to keep coming to me. And then they're just like, yeah, no, not really. You kind of suck.

We're done with you. So Opie's complaining that serious let him go. go not understanding the value that he brought to their platform. And Voss and Sherrod and that show is crushing. But Sirius XM, they're just garbage. I gave him a great show right in front of their eyes. They couldn't fucking see it. And then I moved it to the podcast world.

And then I'm like, fuck, I'm starting from nothing. I need these guys to help me out. And they weren't there for you. Okay. So Opie's explaining that his show was awesome and it was crushing. and no one at Sirius acknowledged that. And then he went and did a podcast and it sucked. Yeah.

So maybe, just maybe, the radio show sucked. And that's why Sirius didn't mind getting rid of him because it made no difference in their subscriber rate or their listenership or anything else. Literally, I'm guarantee, because I know a lot of people who canceled after Anthony got fired, I guarantee Anthony leaving had an effect on listeners. subscribers, I would be willing to bet that statistically they couldn't see a difference. Things may have improved. Oh, good.

Opies on the afternoon anymore. All right, so he's bitching about all these people who used to do the show and then won't do the show anymore. And Bert Kreischer's one of the guys that Opie asked to do his show again. And this actually might be one of the funnier things that Bert Kreischer's ever said. Of course, he didn't say to do a mic. microphone for once, but we'll be going to tell us about it.

No, who didn't do the fucking podcast? Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer. Burke Chrysher famously said to me, he didn't even say yes or no. He said, I'll always be a fan. What the fuck does that mean? That's an underhanded insult.

That's an underhanded insult. Fuck him. You see his tour bus went up in flames? I heard about that. That's Carver. That's Carver, Bert. That's what you get for passing on Opie's podcast.

Dude, I got to remember that one. Next time, Hughes reaches out. Yeah. Always be a fan. All right. Good to Todd, you. Yeah, on the back. So you're doing the show.

All right, man. Yeah, anyway, good catching up. See you in the morning. And you're calling your ex drunk. And you're like, come, what are you up to? I will always love you. Always be a fan. Yeah, right.

Hang up on. Moving on. Okay. Still too encouraging. the week. Opie does have nice things to say about Burt and his Netflix show. But the fact is I also saw

free Bert on Netflix and it's really good. It was really good. You know, it did get picked up for a second season. I haven't watched it because I'm not really interested in what Bert Kreischer's doing, but I've heard people say that it's a good show. Opie doesn't dish out compliments. He doesn't. He doesn't. Is he still trying to get him on

the show? I don't know. That's a good question. Have you heard that it's a good show? I have from people that I respect, which is why I'm like, hold on a second. Are you guys fucking with me? They might be. I don't know. I haven't seen it either.

Okay. It's a trap. I know sometimes when things are panned, I like them because I see something others don't. This I just assumed because it was paned. Like, Opie's the only person. I've heard say good things about it outside of Burt. And, uh...

I picked up for a second season. It just did. There's a big announcement. I'll have to watch it then. Yeah. Yeah, report back because I can't have time for that. I'll be able to tell you within 20 seconds. Okay, perfect.

That sounds good. Yeah, you can't put the opster in a box. He doesn't play that game. I'm not going to play the game. Other people play. Look, Theo Von, he has a very good podcast. I think he's overrated. I don't think he should be one of the top podcasters in America.

Burke Kreischer, you know, fuck him. Good point. Good point. Opie doesn't understand charm. He has no understanding of like someone just having a personality that connects with people. Like Theo Vaughn is just a charming guy. He just kind of rooting for him. Like, ah, this guy's neat.

It's fun. And he stigs. It's not as good. He's not as good as the numbers he gets. That's the beauty of this meritocracy that we have now is that it's not about schmoozing the executives and getting the big gig and the morning radio on the, the high frequency, it's more about like having a show people listen to and enjoy and tell their friends about and the audience grows. So it's hard to go on and just be like he doesn't deserve the audience that he has. It's kind of dumb thing to say. Especially when he does the exact opposite

of what you do, Opie. His delivery is the exact opposite. And he listens to people when they're talking. You still haven't seen Ron perform and you call him a friend, but you'll go see Jim Jeffries because he's famous. Oh, shit. You're right. that's so funny. In my mind, I had thought that Opie went and saw Ron do stand up because they had those photos together. But you're right. That was to go see Jim Jeffries. Opie still has not gone to see Ron.

And Ron claims he does once or twice a week at Rodney's. So it wouldn't be difficult. Rodney's is not a far distance from where Opie lives. He can walk there. But the kids, the kids. Well, the kids. Yeah, they got to get off the bus or they need breakfast or their alarm clocks or I forget. There's something.

the kids need. Did you catch in this episode where he talked about having to draw his kids a bath? Dude, there's no way these kids are so alive, right? This is, he's talking about something that happened 10 or 12 years ago. Yeah, he's talking about it in medieval times terms. Like, who the fuck

does that? So there's one thing that we know about Opie. It's that when you mention Anthony's name, he gets triggered. And he can't help him. He can't help himself. It's not I don't think he wants to react like this.

It's just a natural reaction for him. You mean after Anthony? You're talking. Ah, right. Yes. Yes, I don't, dude, I don't follow you. I don't know who the fucking... Man, I haven't done a show with Anthony in 12 years enough.

I understand. I understand, but I'm saying this is after. So, oh, this is like... I haven't done shit with Anthony in 12 years. So this is after Opie and Anthony. So this is Chris DeStefano and Mark Norman and... It's crazy. OPS has to just yell.

I haven't done a show with Anthony in 12 years. It's the thing you're famous for. Yeah. I hear, you know, I'm listening to Anthony on W.A.B.C. It'll be talking about something that happened. It'll be like, back when I was a show called the Opian Anthony show, I was the Anthony of that show.

We did this thing where, well, it's like, he talks about it fondly. Like, he remembers like, this is what you guys know before. This is why I have a radio gig today. Yeah, that's how I got here. Right. When Brendan Shob comes up, Theo, is not like, I've even spoken to that fucking asshole in years.

Right. Yes, that's the difference here. It's like, I imagine if Opie was in a better place in his life, he wouldn't be as triggered by the name Anthony. Yeah. At this point. Ron might be incredibly unfunny, but he doesn't seem that dumb. He must know that that triggers him.

Yeah. Ron almost got thrown off the show because of that. Yeah. But he keeps trying. He does seem that dumb. I don't know. Okay. That could be wrong.

Well, immediately afterwards, he starts naming other celebrities that like Opie to, like, make him feel better. So he's aware of the impact it has. Mark Norman and Forresteen, they still talk to you. You're right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You did a show with other famous people, remember?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Opie starts to feel better. Oh, yeah, I did. I did. I'm sorry, I yelled at you. Well, listen, Opie is greater than Anthony because Opie is not racist. Some of this stuff hits me in the face.

of course you can't avoid it, but I don't, I don't search it out. Oh, look at this. Look at this video from Popeyes. Look at what they're doing, these animals. I don't go through life like that. That's stupid. Go ahead, Ron. Popeyes, what are you talking about?

Popeyes, chicken, people fighting. Oh, you watch the videos of people fighting in fast food restaurants? Yeah, but, but it's, you know. That's something your ex-Ponda does. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he's explaining. Ron, wake up, keep up with us, please. All right, I retract my statement about it.

He's so dumb. Always talk about people fighting a fast food restaurant. Specific fast food restaurants. Yes. Once where fried chicken is involved heavily, Ron. Come on, keep up. And I like when Opie goes, you know, he's always talking about how I don't even pay attention to what he's doing anymore. It doesn't matter.

And then he's like, what are we reacting to videos of people fighting it, a Pop-Fi? He's like, okay, so you're paying very close attention. to what Anthony is doing, it sounds like. We got to watch him deflate in real time. He was like, you, that was, uh, he just,

well, and post it. I'm not, I'm not purposely taking a shot at him, but there's a ton of people like that. They just search out these videos. These animals, lock them up.

Lock him up. Oh, shut up. I would actually like to watch Opie and Anthony swat. swap. So Anthony did that thing where he was like on the streets of New York walking around. Oh yeah. And filming himself

just being like in this building over here was built in 1843 and you know, just kind of give it like the history lesson like Opie pretends to do. It'd be great because Opie was kind of doing it right there. If he would just react to like black people behaving poorly and watch those videos

that would actually be a really funny thing that would get a ton of attention. You want to talk about the Rodney's gig getting attention outside of the dabble verse where all the sudden Legion of Skanks is talking about it and the bonfire and everyone, if Opie went on and did a parody of Anthony reacting to these videos, that would be huge. It would be. And he would do it poorly and he'd suck at it.

So don't try. But anyway. Because in his way he already does, like he says, I'm not filled with that hate, but he verbally berates Asian tourists for having the audacity to stand in front of him while he's taking a picture. He stomps on homeless people's cakes. Like he harasses people that don't want him there. He hears that Ron's 100% Jewish and he goes. Everyone's booing right now.

What the fuck? He can hear it from all the way up here. Yeah. He films artists stuff and gets chased away by them. Yes. He won't tip the musicians playing. Yep. Anyone.

Yeah. Anyone, right. Yeah, what am I talking about? He won't tip Spider-Man. He won't tip Iron Man. He won't tip Mickey Mouse. Why do these people keep moving me along? What's going on?

So Opie's got some new thumbnails that he's working out. AI's working hard for the Opster. And wow, what is what is with these? All right, so I guess AI is all programmed to figure out that you have to have lots of colors and wild stuff going on. but then also bright green fonts? Yeah. What the fuck? Looks like a choice.

That's WATP. Let's we do that. It's a very specific green. This motherfucker. I call that WATP green. It's actually isotopes green. I was going to say, don't tell anyone. Did the band rip it off?

If he starts wearing a fucking green tie during his show's cease and desist, coming down the pike. I'll tell you that. Now, Adam, you love to get yourself involved in these shows in various ways. And I appreciate that about you. Thank you. So Opie, when he's live streaming, it's not just one live stream. He's doing multiple live streams because he got the vertical format and he's got the horizontal format.

Then he does that across multiple channels. So there's a lot of live streams going on, which means there's a lot of different chats going on during the live streams. And Adam's in there. He's watching. He's watching it live. He wants to see what's going on. And what happened here?

What happened? I asked him if he would ever consider doing a show in Dubai. And he put me in a timeout. Yeah, you can see at the bottom of the screenshot here. It says, you've been placing a timeout by the owner of this video or a moderator. They're really paying attention to the chat on there. If all you asked if you would do a show in Dubai. There's eight different versions of this.

All of them have less than 20 people in them. I post the second I posted it, they were like, goodbye. Wow. I'm blocked from John. I'm blocked from Carmick. I'm in a timeout with Opie. I miss my friends. Seriously?

What the fuck? You're just pushing people away, it seems like. You could be a better friend. I'll be honest. That's fair. So we saw that Barrister learned on St. Patrick's Day on the 17th that all I used to do is throw a few looks opi's way and he takes over the show. So Barrister comes back the next day.

This is this morning show, the 18th. And Barrister has learned, well, I was going to say the wrong lesson, but it's actually the right lesson because this is what Opie wanted them to learn. Wide open. Barrister says $2 today from Barrister. Ron sucks and why won't you read my $50? You sent a $50 super chat? Barrister's the best.

Fucking Barrister. Barrister. Thanks for the 150 you sent me about six weeks ago. Wait, man. We got a lot. He's going to give it to me soon. We got a lot of people chatting. And wow, we're,

holy shit, you guys are babbling today. All right here. Oh, I missed this. All right. $50 super chat for Barrister. We read the $50 super chat's cold, Ron. We do. Good morning.

Oh, Ron still sucks. But we finally have a solution. Ann is returning to morning radio on W.A.B.C. this Friday. Ron can team up with Ann and ruin that show, too. No problem. You spend $50 on that. All right. We'll take your $50. It was worth it, man. It was worth it. We'll take your $50 there, Barry. Opie just said, this is such an Aaron Hymhole thing to do. He does it on Rumble Fridays. Opie just said, we read $50 Super Cheney.

Chats cold. Yeah. So this multi-millionaire, who's got a pretty nice view of the Hudson River, will sell out for $50 fucking dollars. $50 gross, by the way, which is more like $30 to him. This is crazy. He said his morals and his standards are so high that he wouldn't reunite with Anthony for a million dollars.

Right. But for $50, he'll say Newport's. and he knows exactly what that means. Yeah. Yep. He reads them all cold. I know. That is true.

That is true. So, yeah, yeah, Barrister got to have a little bit of fun with the Opster. You know, fair enough with the slanty eyes. There's a couple things. You know, I like looking at Ron when I do these things, so I'm looking at them. But I should be doing this and make you believe I'm looking at Ron by looking at the camera. Then the eyes would be open more, but then they're kind of close because it's early in the morning to begin with. And the rest of the day, honestly, these eyes are wide open.

He's a strange man. He really is. He takes so much offense to people when they say that he has Asian-like eyes. It's very upset about that. It's not Christmas time. He told us it's the Christmas tree that makes his eyes like that. I don't understand. Right.

He definitely had purple lips for quite a while there. Purple mouth for a while. And it offended him off. Yes. People brought that off. He hated them. that shit. So, yeah.

So there you go. That's the lesson to be learned, guys. If you got 30 bucks burn the hole in your pocket, take over Opie's show and do whatever you want. He will get very excited and pretty much say anything you wanted to. There was one moment today where Ron made a quick reference to, you know, I get those $2 super chats, you know, if Opie ever sends them to me. And I was like, oh, are you starting this again?

Yeah. Because last week it was, Opie's a man of his word. Opie gives me all the money. Then you started to play the, he's not giving it to me, so we all jumped in to make up for it. Right. Now I'm starting to see a pattern, Ron. You're starting to kind of milk this thing for the money, and we can see through it. Yeah, he's teaching us the wrong lessons, I think.

Yeah. I was watching John John, we're on Husey's show with Samuel Buckman. and John came on late, left early, but, you know, whatever. He went on the show, I'll give him that. And he was so defensive. It was such a weird exchange because it's just like, you know, constantly trying to justify the fact that he's a comic or that he's not a low cow. And John will just never learn to just be like, all right, man, you know, whatever.

Yeah, I'm not the world's greatest comic. You know, just like defuse the situation. He can never do that. He's just like, oh, really? oh really what is Pat Dixon how many shows does he play and a little bit like okay where have you headlined right it's so stupid he tries here he's he's trying he learned some lessons doing these interviews and he's like I'll be a little more sober and I'll try and roll with it but he can't he rolls with it and then has to go right back and defend it he can't yep so that

was pretty fascinating I enjoyed that and then um this is from the subreddit and barns and nubes posted this john's really good at introducing his friends to each other. And he loves doing that because he loves proving to, like a person like Avo, he spends hours on the phone with every day. He wants to show that, like, by the way, I have other friends too. Well, you know, like, suddenly he just like started defending me and he said that, you know, Ava brings the super tips.

What? I have a very special guest. Okay, go ahead. No, I mean, Abba, this is my best friend in the world. Hit Man Dance. Put your head a little closer. Where we're wrong? There we go.

Hey. Look at a happy head of us. Yeah. Hit Mad, Dad. Let's go. My best friend in the world, he introduces him as. He didn't even come to Roddy's, John. Your best friend of the world didn't even come and see you when you were in New York.

Also, my drug dealer. I just can't imagine being 60 years old and introducing my friend as my best friend of the world. It's sad. Make new. friends, but keep the old Ava. We're going to be friends forever. There we go.

Hey, I'm telling you. Good. Nice to meet you. Hitman Dan is here. The man. The mission. What? That old saying. There's a speculation on the reason why this video exists is that, you know,

Hitman Dan is the guy who John famously told Kate could get them blow for the wedding. John's nephew's wedding. Got to bring a lot of blow to that. Yeah. You know, maybe some family around, but whatever.

So. I'm not breaking out with them. You're right. I'm not sharing. So anyway, Hitman Dan is connected to a good time. Let's put it that way. We saw when they were in Atlantic City together at the Borgata,

with the people were having a good time. And it looks like John's been having a good time this evening now that Dan is in town. He's like, who the fuck is that? Man, I'm a hold that. I just... You as well. He's so awkward.

He's probably like, who the fuck is that fucking... What is even the point of doing that? We're just like, get in here. Look, and I have a friend over. I'm having a play date. Yeah. Show your face. He does that to Dan every time he's over in his house.

I think we know what the point is. Show your face. I'm having a play date. Look at us. So Dan comes over because he's probably just like, all right, the lines are caught. ready to go. And so John gets up and leaves, comes back, and you'll

notice that John's face is a little bit out of control the rest of the episode here. Tony B, I'm struggling with you. I'm nervous. I was sorry. Oh, you're good? Yeah, yeah. No, I had to get, you know, hit him and Dan, I had to give him his, you know, his license place, because

because I help him when he's not here. So I had his car like that. license plate here because he just bought a brand new car. Scoke! Make that make sense. Yeah.

No. Huh? I've heard some crappy excuses in my time. He just wants to... I think he wants to sound stupid so that we talk about him doing blow because he really just wants to scream from the mountaintops. I do cocaine.

Yeah. I party still. I'm cool. I'm virile. I think he got high and he got car. And he accidentally said the truth, which is he doesn't have an active driver's license and he needs Dan's tags to drive. That's why he painted it as a favor to Dan. You know, because Dan's just fuck up.

I do favors for him. You're right. He's not that creative. Yes. I think he's putting this. Dan's license put on his car to drive around. I don't think he's registrations. You know, he hasn't been keeping up on that.

We found out about that when he got pulled over in that cop video, the body cam video where the cops just like, well, you know, why didn't you update? your registration. Like, yeah, but you still got to have your car registered. Why didn't know? No one told me. Yeah, right. This most popular excuse. Yeah. Do you know, Officer O'Reilly? Like, he's just disgusting. Like, he's a, and his, he's just, and his, you're criticizing the usage of boundaries earlier, but it's like, he doesn't have boundaries. He's always in the DMs messaging people about you. It's just like they don't, they just feel entitled to just, like, you know, crossed this weird

boundary. He's a weirdo. Well, let's not forget his best friend was a convicted pedophile. Yes. And I don't know if you saw that clip of, like, I said they knew the day before.

I think he knew a year before. Oh, well, yeah. Well, that's that's, I won't say that as a fact. Okay, well, if he didn't know a year before, it's because, Those guys are facts. Absolutely. Facts.

He doesn't think it's weird if his friend says, I'm not going to have access to a computer. And then you're just friends with him for a year. That's what Vince said. Like, how was that possible? How is that possible now? You know, I'm, you know, I'm going to be able. but how is that possible? People like rewrite like my tenure on their show.

After I can stop going on their show. There's months where I was just going on other shows. So yeah, I think that's, yeah, Barnes & News posted that. Some fancy editing right there to show that John's face was a little bit out of control there. Actually got back from hanging out with Dan. Yeah. License plates give you reactions. Sure.

I can see that happening. All right. So the latest thing now is that John, of course, he's a little. leaving the dabbler verse. We'll get into that. This is his last month. So you'd think he wouldn't care. Who cares?

I'm leaving the dailor. It doesn't matter. For some reason, he, it matters a lot because he is striking Kevin Brennan's Patreon now. And he's talking about how the reason why he struck Kevin Brennan's Patreon is because Kevin Brennan docks him on X. And John says, listen, I know that you can tattle tell on someone. for something they did off of Patreon and get their Patreon taken down

because John remembers doing that to me. Let's look at the objective data, shall we? Ask Lady Kay. When I struck Lady Kay's Patreon with my attorneys at Parker Stanbury, I not only struck him

for the MP3 of my audio book that was behind his paywall thumb-dum, I also struck him for his discord where there was racist and hateful things being said. I can't believe he remembers this. I've been bringing this up for a while.

He never says this. He always says he just struck me for having his book up there, which of course is not true. But then, maybe I reminded him or something, but he couldn't wait to tell you, like, by the way, you can get patrons taken down for things that are happening somewhere else.

And can I just point out the Discord server that I did not set up, that a fan set up, that's our official Discord server for WTP only because I link it from my website. I wasn't the one using racist words in there. It was the people in our Discord. And that's how Discord servers work in some realms. So it wasn't like a whole thing where I was just like, oh, you got to see what Carl's up to behind the scenes.

I'm not even involved in that thing. I'm barely ever in there. When I do get in there, people tell me I eat poop. They're very mean. They're just telling the truth. But John has said many times that the people on your act, the people in your band, your managers, they represent you. So John stands behind everywhere Gino said at his stand-up show. And all of those beliefs and all of those politics, John represents that.

So obviously it's the same for everybody else. Your fans are an extension of you. That's it. And I should have total control over them, too. You have to have it. Of course. Be willing to say that the people at Rodney's were John's fans. You can say who pulled them, but they were there for him.

So that's how they treated him. I love when I was on with John and we were doing our debate show. And we were talking about this specific thing. And John goes, don't you have admin rights on your Discord? I said, yes, but, John, you understand that my job is professional podcaster, not Discord admin, right? I'm not in there like watching everything that happens. Yeah, you're doing a show. I'm not policing my Discord.

That'd be a horrible use of my time. But John's very proud of what he's doing to Kevin Brennan. But that being said, I did report Pinky three times today. And Pinky, I don't give a frog's fat ass if your fucking Patreon gets taken down. You deserve it. You fucking deserve every fucking second of it. and I will say this again if you watch my copyrighted content

I will strike you fuck goodwill they never paid me my last check from working there over the holidays fuck them yeah right all right so this is crazy first up

I find this extremely short-sighted on John's part striking Kevin Brennan's Patreon is a terrible idea You're going to, if I'm like people's money, it's a bad idea, man. You're going to get them pissed and their entire fan base pissed at you. And John's already complaining about like, oh, and then Kevin Brennan docks my phone number. And then he gave out my mom's home address. And he said to send stuff to her. It's like, yeah, yeah.

This is going to continue to escalate. The more you do this, you moron. I don't know what he thinks his end game is. It seems really stupid. But also, I saw, now, I reported on this recently, and I said that when Ava was on Hughesy's show, Ava did not say that if John strikes again, she's done with him. But then I saw on BYB, Ava did say that. I was like, wait, if John, because he's to strike channels, I'm not doing his show anymore.

So Ava did lay down like this ultimatum thing where it's like, I'm against striking. So if you're striking, I'm not partnering with you. John goes on this show and goes, I will strike everyone and anyone. And I reported Pinky three times already today. Guess who shows up later on this very same episode, Abba. So it's like, okay. So, all right, never mind. She doesn't count Patreon as a channel.

It's so fucking stupid. It's like, I don't make statements if you just don't mean it at all and none of it matters. So stupid. Well, guys, I don't know if you know this, but there is an active lawsuit against me from this guy right here, John Melendez. And apparently, that's not enough for him. You all make a portion and Lady Kay, you know what? I might have to sue you for double. defamation as well.

God damn it. With the nonsense, you're reading some bullshit, you know, internet bullshit article, which is all bullshit. And I'm not even going to fucking... It's so fucking stupid that I... I was talking to Vegas Bears sales Jerry today that even we believe you know it's bullshit. I don't believe for a second that you got a record deal on Atlantic Records because of your musical talent.

Not for one fucking second. Does that make any sense to anyone? So he's going to suit me for defamation. We already have the active lawsuit that's out there. They got moved to Monroe County. He's got to figure that out. Now he's going to sue me for defamation because I read an article I saw on the internet. Is he talking about the blind items?

No, he's talking about he was pissed at you for that. No, he's talking about the local news, where it showed that the executives decided to give John a record deal just so they can promote airheads. Because they're going to put. They were all tied together. So the Howard Stern were talking about Airhead, so they would get people to watch that movie. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It all seemed very plausible to me. And he'd be lucky and grateful to be in that position to serve that purpose for them, you'd think.

No, shit. But he thinks the reason why I read articles like that is because of my jealousy. And you know what, Lady Kay, it's all jealousy. You're jealous. You're jealous. you always will be jealous. I am a constant reminder of what a failure you are. It's actually just the opposite.

Every time I see John, I remember that I'm very successful at podcasting. I'm like, oh, this is the guy that we make fun of and we created an entire universe around. It's pretty cool. It's a pretty neat accomplishment. He projects what he's feeling on everybody else. Dude, could you imagine if I was jealous about a guy who made a record album that sucks and no one's ever listened to?

who shat his pants on the internet. Are you jealous of that? No. Are you sure? Definitely not. I don't know. I'm not a jealous guy. There's so much like confessions because it's just one word off.

You're a perfect example of what a failure is. Yeah. Just one word. Well, hold on a second. Before I get ahead of myself and I think that like, well, I'm obviously jealous and John's crushing it, you know, I don't think that's true. But maybe there's a greater authority that can set me straight. And you can laugh at it.

that Lady Kay, you just do it. But it's true. Ask your brother Grant. Oh, right. Lady Kay, ask your brother, Grant, if I'm the kind of guy that would do that because I'm just being a nice guy,

being me. And you know what I'll tell you? Yeah. Okay, well, I'll ask Grant about that. Grant, is it true? The Suttering John guy who was suing me is actually a great guy and I'm just jealous of him? Yeah.

Good talk, Grant. Thanks. Thanks for taking my call. I felt like he was here. I got to go tackle skinny Chad. I love that John thinks he's made this really strong bond with my brother. He brings it up all the time. Carl's brother, what a great guy he is. Him and Christina.

Amazing people. I think he's tried to divide and conquer, if I had a guess, try to drive a wedge between us siblings. Well, this is the big announcement. John is done with the dabble version. Ogan. And soon I'll be out of this Dabelverse, Walt. Probably I am going to guess

that this is the last month for maybe even longer than eight months this time. This might be, let's call this the farewell tour of the Duke. The farewell tour of the Duke. And, you know, I'll just let everyone fight amongst themselves.

I think it's on point-devil point. Someone's like, even the who is like we're doing this again, are we? I love the words he used there. He goes, if I had to guess, I'd say this is my last month, and it might even be longer than eight months, like, you're in control of all these things. There's no guesswork needed for any of this.

This is all up to you, sir. If he's trying to convince us, those aren't the right words to use. It's not the right language. Why does he think it comes off better to pretend to not be in control of these things? That's a great question. Just someone else.

Why is that the desired look? Here's my guess is that when, you know, his April Fool's prank or whatever comes out, he's like, ah, I didn't leave the devil first or whatever. He'd be like, I never said,

you know, I could go back and be like, I didn't say defiantly, can't call me a liar. Like, okay, whatever. I don't know if he's going to have time for that because April 1st is when he gets that call from Gary every year asking him to come back on the Howard Stern show.

That's going to be funny. When he tweets that, no one can see it because he's, blocked everyone. Right. That's great. The only way I can see is Twitter is if someone posted on DaV was an optimist. Otherwise, I have no idea what he's tweeting ever.

This is wild. John is a winner. He's always winning. He conquered us at Rodney's. It was like one of the, he's stacking Ws. He was talking about it just the other day. He's just like, I can't be getting more wins. $2.

Dan was like, dude, you're crushing it. You're just winning all over the place. So I was surprised that he would say something like this. And I'll just, you know, enjoy my life, hopefully, without fucking, you know, any of this nonsense. And I already talk to Vegas Bears Tulls, Jerry. I don't want, as soon as I leave, I don't want to hear anything. I don't want to hear anything. I don't want to know what anyone's talking about.

I don't give a shit. Same goes for you, Dicca, and everybody else who texts me anything about this nonsense. I don't want to know about it. Come March, the end of March, I'm done. But, but, but, but you're killing it. Duke, you're the Duke. Everyone's jealous of you. What do you mean?

You'll, you'll finally be happy when you leave the dabbler verse and that you don't want to hear about what's going on. Vegas beer sells Jerry and Dicka just bumming you out when they give you updates and what other people are up to do? What do you mean? That can't be true. Yeah, it does imply that he's not happy now. It does imply that things aren't going his way. Being unhappy in life is the biggest L ever. It is.

Yes. That is correct. And let's find out what he's so upset about. He's upset about some of the things that I've been saying about him. It's like it's even as sad as Lady Casey, I shit my pants on the show, which is just a lie. Yeah. It's just lies. My cats are dead.

Now, what's funny about this is if I wanted to edit the show to make it look like John was confessing things, I could very easily do that. It might sound something like. It would tell them like this. Hey, guys, I felt the reason why John's leaving the dabovers. I shit my pants on the show. Okay, that's a good reason. What's the other reason why you're leaving? My cats are dead.

Jesus, that sucks. That's too bad. Finally feel bad for him. Yeah, I know. A lot of confessions going on on the show. Now, on the most recent episode of WTP, I played a clip from the Channel 9 show in 1990, where Howard Stern goes,

John, you're trying to negotiate more money. What if you don't get it? Are you not going to be here next week on the Channel 9 show? If you don't get the raise you're asking for, what are you going to do if you don't get it? And John says, I'm going to go back to college. Back. So Vegas beer sales, Jerry told John that I said that on the show, and John's got a response for that. You know, if you really go through all of the lies that Lady Kay has come up with,

and they keep getting more ridiculous. I think Vegas Bear sells Jerry said I guess he was saying that once on the Channel 9 show Howard said I don't know he was like yelling at me

and I said well I guess I'll go back to he said what are you going to do after this so I guess I'll go back to college Oh that means John didn't No it means maybe I was going to get my master's Maybe I was going to go back and change subjects Maybe I was going to not do film and television Hold on a second

First off have a definitive answer for that. Don't, don't, it's your life. He's not in charge. Yeah, you could have been like, no, no, I was going to go back and get my master's and blah, blah, blah. Like, act like you knew what you were thinking when you said that. It's just like, I could have been thinking anything. That doesn't help at all.

The possibilities are endless. Right. He goes, maybe I would have gone back and changed my subject. Yeah, that is ponderous. That's ponderous. You can get another bachelor's degree and another feat. yield. You don't change your subject. That actually implies that you didn't get a degree. It does. In film and television. So that's odd that he would say that. But it's very funny that at the time,

going back to college was a realistic goal. And now he's going, I mean, that could mean so many different things. Yeah. You fucked up, Lady Kay. I sure did. He started that with saying Carl's spreading lies. I literally played him on the Channel 9 show telling Howard he might go back to his college. if he doesn't get a raise. When Ronnie Dangerfield released that movie back to school, the response was,

what the fuck does that mean? I can mean anything. What was he doing? John had Pat Dixon on as a guest. By the way, thanks you to Pest for those clips. And then I think we're heading over to Stalin 19, maybe.

Is it Stallion? I don't know if this is more pest. I don't know. How do you pronounce it? I don't know if it was a Bill and Ted's reference. Wild Stallions? He spells it like that. Well, Stalions, maybe.

It's very. possible. But anyway, more past thank you, Pest, has been pulling a lot of great clips of John lately. We appreciate it. But here's the point. Well, let's, well, believe it or not, I can't believe we have a very big guest if you're okay.

What do we got? This is the amazing comic known as Pat Dixon, who is not okay with talking about masturbation. although Chris Rock said that he masturbated to the picture of the Aunt Jemima maple syrup bottle, but now he's saying I'm not allowed to talk about masturbation. Hey, Pat, how are you?

Hey, fucking retarded. Did he say it in front of Mr. Jemima? You know, I mean, you know, you tell a guy, I'd like, oh, I jerk off to your wife, if I want to fuck your wife. That's fucking rude. I never said I wanted to fuck his wife. Really? You often jerk off to people you don't want to fuck? You know what?

You said that about Joey C. Okay, two different things. You told her, you jack off to her. What's that supposed to do? Do you all want me to be here for this? I don't care. By the way, Tiani stood up for you, but she was virtue signaling. She was sticking up for all trans and she's gay-oriented and all that shit.

I don't think it's virtue signaling because she was saying, I don't care what you think this is how I feel. I agree to disagree. I want pets to meet her and this I said I have a no. And by the way, a quick announcement, Pat will be our guest on Devilverse Live tomorrow. That'll be on Blind Mike's channel 4 p.m. Eastern

with the great Pat Dixon, who has been mixing up in the devilverse lately. And I always enjoy him. So John doesn't understand that like telling someone you jerk off to them, especially when they're married, is inappropriate. And he's just like, oh, what,

it's a joke like Chris Rock doesn't and his set. It's like, no, this is very different than a joke in your comedy set. This is telling someone you jerk off to them.

And in the joke in the comedy set, he's jerking off to an inanimate object. Right. In your joke, John, it's a real person. In your joke, it's a person who's wearing leather pants

that you hung out with the night before. Right. That's very different. And Pat's just like, are you retarded? He came right and he's just like, what kind of comparison is this? What are you talking about?

What stupid are you? But John, I don't think you're wrong about this in a way that she didn't set any boundaries that you were crossing. So, you know, who cares? Like later on she wants to go back and count it all up and keep score. You know, I mean, what do you expect? She's garbage. No, I know. She's garbage.

Her husband's garbage. All right. Now, let's just put a button on the, first of all, Pat, as far as, don't bring a Joey sees. I don't say. Let's just put a button on the. I never beat off to Joey C's wife or whatever. I just said she was hot. Listen, let's set the record straight once in for all.

I never beat off to Joey C's wife, all right? I kept that batch in. What a crazy thing to say. I edged to it, sure. Yeah, right. What a wild thing to say. You said you wanted to fuck her. Oh, you really think I wanted to fuck her? I didn't think she was really.

That's what you said. thought you were just paying a nice compliment. You said it to be polite, I guess, right? Okay, just being polite, my bad. But anyway, Pat. Chad doesn't pick up on this at all. No. Oh, you're just saying that to be polite.

Okay, no, no, no, that's a nice compliment for a lady. They always like that. I love this so much. It's great. Have you seen this yet? Yeah, it's fantastic. As far as the Keanu thing, I didn't even know, that was the first time I ever met her, was it in Atlanta City.

Neither here nor their job. I know. Listen, I said I wanted to jerk off to her, But I had never seen her in person before, Pat. This is a lawyer, John, where he thinks he's being clever and cute. Yep. And he sucks at it. Yep.

As long as he has a defense, regardless of whether it's sensible or not, it's a defense. When did I do that? Right. It doesn't matter. Right. Did I say I jerked off to her or that I wanted to fuck up? I don't know. Pick one.

Who cares? Show me the cumstains. Show me. And then I just, like, the, next night or two nights ago, I said, oh, you know, I actually beat off to you. But, you know, to me on Stern, like, we would all talk about, like, Gary would admit to beating off to my ex, to my wife at the time. And Howard would, Howard wanted me.

He was like, hey, come on, having you beat off the Beth? What year was this? So this is on air stuff that they did on the Howard Stern. Oh, so will the times have changed? don't you think they have haven't you noticed you were a different guy back then you'd say isn't it funny that when John's talking about the racist stuff he did on the Howard

Stern show he'll point it out it's a different time and then Pat brings up like well things have changed obviously since you were on the Howard Stern show and John's like oh really that's what you're going to say so now I can't sing poor little Jew boy thought he was a good

is that what you're telling me hey all kinds of racial slurs and all that shit back you're different times for one thing and for another thing it's different to say it directly to a person masturbation it's about talking directly to a person about it saying oh yeah jerking off you know it's disgusting you do it to plant an image in you know they have to think momentarily about you like huddled over you fucking jerk and you so fucking politically correct that you

can't have politically correct it's about being in good taste or bad taste that's all right political correct you not said anything in bad taste fuck i don't know you to this is a great response what it gotcha that is well pat haven't you said bad things it's like play the clip you know it's like what the fuck we're watching in real time

every line from the narcissist prayer yep right wow and I'm not going to say it again you'll butcher it but yeah yeah right it's like if I did it it's not that bad if it was that bad then you do it too right it says nothing has nothing political correct have you not said anything in bad

taste. Fuck, I don't know. You tell me. Well, I would have. Well, so what? I didn't say that. And I wouldn't. All right. Well, so that I'm sorry, I got better manners. Could you imagine John in court? Your Honor, have you ever been accused of molestation?

We all have. What do we do it here? What's the big deal? You never shitting sheets before, Your Honor. Is that we want to tell me? I'm looking at what you said and going like fuck that I wouldn't mean I can't man anymore you claim you're a comedian John

you're not you're not a stand-up you've never been a stand-up really you had it all handed to you and all you had to do is walk in and say anything you never had to be funny oh really okay so that's why I sell out and that's why I've done

every selling out it's about that's why I have headlined every fucking comedy club Once. Perfect line right there. That's why I headline every comedy club once. And I talked to Vinny about this, that they accommodate the Carlson.

If you have a name, if you're J.J. Walker or Screech or something like that, they'll have you in for the weekend. You got name recognition. But if you don't crush it, you're not coming back. And Vinny put out a special video about this specific. Yes. Yeah. They'll let you in one time.

Yeah. Really? As far as I know, all they want to do is get people as you don't know. So every. Howard Stern's name. Howard Stern's name. No, no, no. Even on tonight show.

Okay. What an idiot. Yeah. No, no, I put Jay Little's face out. Yeah, there was other names. All my famous friends are on the poster. What are you talking about? What an idiot?

I've been doing comedy a long time. Yeah, where are you? I've been doing stand up. Where are you headlining? Shut the fuck up. It's not about that. It's about doing the time on stage. You're a comic.

What kind of comedian on you? Where are you at money? What have you on the doing? The doing time on stage. He fucking had his shit written out. Shut up, Bob. But you've never done comedy at all.

You don't even belong in this discussion. No offense. So it's not about that. John, listen, I don't have a lot. I'm getting less funny just being here. Everybody go to P. Dixon on you. All right. I mean,

you can come back. You know, look, he runs away like a point. Pussy boy. That's John Melendez. That's kick people off the strings. They're not agreeing with him. When he was on with Husey talking to Shmuel Buckman about ball washing.

And he's telling Schmiel, he's like, you know, Schmiel, all you do is ballwash Shulie and Carl. First off, not true at all. But secondly, John only has people on who ball wash him. If Ava even brings up, hey, maybe you could, like, behave in a different way. he gets irate and he loves $2.00 day and it's like you're crushing it everything you do is great you're hilarious we love you it's all ball washing all the time he cannot possibly have on someone who does something differently and like pat dixon was being very funny and mixing it up with them right there and uh he got us plug in at p dixon with an x on youtube go request a song go play

it for you uh this one might be solid 19 john's been uh Thinking about his mortality recently. You know, he turned 60 years old back in October. And he's no spring chicken, as we know. Ah, I got plenty of life left. Then you hit 60. Something about 60. You know, like 50, you go,

all right, well, if I make it to 100, I'd have my life. That's not what I'll be thinking when I hit 50. No. Please don't make it to 100. That sounds horrible. But 60 is. kind of alarming. And I had that realization

today in bed. Kind of depressed me. 60. Now, Jackie D'Jokeman, 78. And he still looks pretty good. So I guess you could, you know,

but he did stop drinking, so there's that. Whoa. This is the man who thinks that drinking isn't a problem for him. And he once said no one dies from drinking. Yes. Which is very funny.

John has no one talk to. No. We're your enemies. We hate you. You're punishing us by running away. You hate us so much. And this is the audience you choose to have this conversation with.

Yeah. Yeah, he's got no one real in his life. It's ever his best friend. Hitman, Dan, of course. I can just seem like, do you ever think we're getting too old for this shit? Yes. I know you're killing it, John. It's going great.

Another W. Thanks, Dan. Oh, this is great. Well, as I mentioned, John went on Husey show. So he talks about that. He's a good guy. I like the guy. I don't have a problem with him.

And I do a show anytime, even with Schmull on there. Isn't it weird? Like, if you think about what does all of these guys have in common? What is the common denominator for all of these guys? Think about it. What is the common denominator? they all hate me. Oh, I thought it was success.

Yeah, dude. This is so insane. If John would listen, while he was on Hughesy's show, he's like, Shmiel, I get it. You hate me. And Shmiel goes, I don't hate you, John. I've said this many times. I don't hate John. I find him fascinating.

I don't want to be friends with him. I think he's a narcissist, and it's got to be impossible to deal with. I don't know how anyone deals with him in their lives. No one does. Well, yeah. most people get out and eventually, except for idiots like Vegas beer sales cherry. But, but, so John's come concocted this idea that the Davenlers exist because everyone hates him.

Now, are the people in the Davenors who hate John? Yes. For sure. But I could tell you for a fact that I don't, Schmule doesn't, producer Chris doesn't. Sometimes after WTP ends on Saturdays, we go upstairs and we pop John up on the TV. And we're cracking up laughing. We're falling over laughing at the shit he's saying. We're eating dinner.

To John. Yes. Dinner theater. It's great. I told John I was his friend on his show, and he laughed at me and said, but we have, we have hours of tapes of you on WATP proving that you hate me. Right. It's not about hate. Why do you hate Harvey Firestein, John?

Why do you hate him so much? He told Schmuel. He's like, you were trashing me on Pointale point. He was like, I wasn't trashing you at all. I was observing things. I was telling truths. I was spitting out facts. It's like, this is not trashing when we, you know, you said the same thing to you, Adam, where you're just like, why you go around and trash me everywhere?

It's like, no, no, no, I'm observing things. Yeah. And reporting on what I see you do. Anyway, so John's now concocto that this is all about hate. So let's see what he comes up with from this premise. All of them. Isn't that amazing if you think about it? Schmoole, let me ask you this.

How is it that you have the one? bond that you all have together is hating me. Doesn't that make me all powerful? Now that is coping. I was going to say, wow. Biggest spin ever. Holy shit. I must be the greatest man of the world.

No, you're just a locale. We just laugh at you because you suck and you're stupid. Doesn't that make me the most people? Powerful man. I mean, think about it. I must be the most powerful man in the world. Oh, yeah. I think Trump's got you beat.

Yeah, if my daughter didn't talk to me, I would be empowered. Wow. I must be amazing. None of my kids talk to me. They're intimidated by it. Make anyone do anything. Go ahead. Pick a person and make them do something.

There's no one you can name and there's nothing you can make them do. You're powerless. I can get a whole group of people. people to gather around to hate me. And the one thing they have in common is hating me. You know, a lot of people do that, actually. I do a true crime show with my buddy Vinnie Paulino, and most people we cover are hated by almost everyone

because they're horrific crimes against society and other people. And yet you still lost this last week. I better fucking not of. I lost by one vote. That's sucked. I'm still mad at Danny. I'm sorry. That's another Danny that has a guy.

comment. Yeah. What's that, Adam? No, I just think it's clear that they're ball-washing the family of the victims. Anything else. They probably don't even like each other. What I've done

is I brought people together. Scog! I'm the United! Have you ever thought about that? No. I have brought all of these people. from all different places together with one common goal

hate me I'm Superman that's amazing superman Howard you must be proud oh shit oh no this is embarrassing

uh oh let's see what's really playing out in his head right now he needs daddy to love him Howard, you must be proud. Of your former employee. I've done the same thing you did. I've managed to get a whole bunch of people to gather to hate me. I'm sure serious X-Dexam can't wait to pay you $100 million.

Oh my God, he's incredible. That's an incredible spin and cope job from him. I don't know if he believes. his own bullshit. If he does, wild. And one more short clip. And I know you guys are concerned. March 31st is the last ever episode of the Saturday Night on podcast. He guesses. He might have been gone longer than eight months, possibly.

But what's going to be this final episode? You know, when he left the last time, he got blackout drunk for six hours on New Year's Eve. That was fun. With a lot of different guests and stuff. So what's he going to do on this episode? He thinks up a really good idea. Snuff film. He's going to call my dad.

You know what? That's my next. All right. That's my next, the duke of the future. I might end with that for my last show. So that's, his last show will be the Duke of the Future.

He's going to do a bit where he tries to figure out what we're all going to do when he leaves. Because in his little fantasy world, we all turn on each other. And then it's like me making fun of Mike Morse. Wait, I've done that. That's the past. That's not the future. It's just behind the paywall.

Right. Oh, Judd. What a handsome man he is. Most people would learn from every failure and their mistakes. Yeah, or a few of them. Yeah. I think he's so delusional. He thinks he's due.

Yes. Yeah. He's the Washington Generals Of the devil. All right. Is it weird or is it gay? What will we let her say today? Is it gay?

What's up, Megan? Hey, guys. Hi. Welcome to the show. Thank you. I don't know if Annie is joining us or not. She's been there in the green room, but now all the sudden cameras off.

So I know. I know. Hopefully she's okay. Who wants to? miss an episode of is it gay of course this is the game show that megam put together for us every wednesday where we check out erin imhole we try to figure out if that uncreative unfunny idiot will call whatever subject he's talking about gay or not because he thinks that that is what comedy is what's up annie speaking of late and gay welcome welcome to the show well well

played so what we do is you try to guess is it gay we'll be playing five rounds of this and the bonus round worth three points and this is a fierce competition in which all of us need to win more than life itself. Round one. Oh,

by the way, Monday was Gordy's birthday and I wanted to have a birthday party for him on the show and I fucked it up. I forgot to

and I'm not going to have a gordy birthday party today because then that would just be very uh would it be gay for Aaron to have a birthday party for his dog after his birthday Adam I didn't know was this dog yes he's the dog isn't it like a chihuahua too it's a very tiny little dog he can fit in the palm of his hand yeah like a like a paris hilton doggy by the way I just noticed because you sent me like timestance on this stuff this episode is five hours and seven minutes long. This is like near the end of that.

He must not have a lot to talk about. No, it means he wasn't getting donations. He stays on until people give him money. He's been having a rough couple of goes. I noticed. Anyway, that's definitely gay. He's got a tiny dog. He's talking about birthdays.

That's gay. Chris. Adam, I didn't hear what your answer was. You went gay? Like I always do. Okay. All right. I'm going not gay.

Annie. I think it's gay. All right. Chris is trying to gain a point on us here. Let's see what happens. What do you call? That would be very grifty. If you do it on his actual birthday.

Whoa, producer Chris, well done. Yes. And Jesus, Megan, that was a good one. I thought for sure you'd think that was gay because I'd do it. For once, I'm just like, no, that actually is gay. All right, round two. Chris has the lead. but they were like arguing and then Anthony

was listening to it and he called Gino to argue with John and I was like Anthony Coomia used to be one of the most famous radio guys in the country and now he's calling Gino to yell at stuttering John and I'm like you're in your 60s with a bum ticker like don't waste your time didn't make a whole bunch of money selling compound media and you moved and everything like just enjoy life Yeah.

However long you have it last. Is it gay for a radio superstar Anthony Coomia to yell at stuttering John via Gino Bisconti? Annie. Not gay? Chris. I'm going not gay. Carl. I think it's gay.

Adam. Going gay. All right. We're split on this one. This is beneath you. This is fucking gay. Yes. I knew it.

I love that they're like, why isn't this guy just enjoying life? I hug out with Anthony when we were at Rodney's clowning John. He's enjoying life. He's having a very good time. Yeah, and when you're in your 60s with a bad ticker, sounds a good time to do that, you know? A good time to just do it in the fuck you want, not giving shit. I'm just glad Aaron's not doing a Dabblever show anymore.

Right, yeah. Can't stop himself. It's too fun. All right, round three. Oh, okay. I made a conscious decision. Yeah, I made a conscious decision. Enough people kind of intervened in my life between my girlfriend and the audience and you.

Enough people intervened that I thought, you know what? It's time to pull it back from the brink. A real dairy product, not synthetic plastic. Exactly. Let's put this gravy in a jar of nonsense to rest. Gravy jar. Let's Google that. Well, I'll be fucked in the ass and fart to come out later.

Uh, take a look at that. Gay. Oh, we're not, okay, hold on. Yeah, I mean, what? I didn't realize he said that. Jesus Christ, everything's gay. I'm sorry, what was that? Fart to come out later.

And eat it. I'm a scooper. I want that shit out of there immediately. Sounds like he's had some experience. I knew what they were saying about you on the Discord was true. I knew it. It's important to have. have a bedside turkey baster.

In the ass and fart to come out later. Take a look at that. Holy shit, you can get gravy in a jar. Everywhere, too. Walmart, Target, cub foods. Is it gay to use gravy in a jar when you can just make it yourself? Adam.

Yeah. Carl. I'm going to say it's not gay. I'm going not gay on this one. Chris. Not gay. Annie. I think it's gay.

All right. We're split. Apparently I'm the gay one. How lazy are you? You can't make some gravy. Savory beef. All right. I was surprised I didn't know that you could just buy gravy.

Yeah. That's ridiculous. I know. That's like Karmic X level of not to say how the world works. Right. Wait, they have this, like, gross. stores and his food product. He thinks everyone's going to be like, wait, what?

Where? Minnesota is a strange place. It's very strange. Canada, they can have it. Round four. He says, no, I am not. Bongino. He lied about George Floyd,

knee to the neck crap. That was a lie. Wait a minute. So, real 23. Like, we all think Dan Bongino's a piece of shit here, too, but it's mostly the whole covering for elite satanic Jewish pedophiles thing. You're mad at Dan Bongino because of George Floyd? Is it gay to still worry about George Floyd?

Annie. Yeah, it's gay. Chris. Not gay. Carl. I'm going gay. Adam. Not gay.

And his entire premise really pissed me off. Dude, I'm sorry. George Floyd, that's gay now. We don't worry about George. We're on so much other shit now. Wow. All right. Wow, this has been quite the game.

Everyone's been all over the place. What are the scores going into round five? Three-way tie with two. Me trailing with one. No shit. You started so hot. Yeah, I did. All right.

This is round five worth one point. And then we have our final bonus round that is worth three. Everyone's still in it. Even you at home playing. Even you. You're saying he's like Haley from pretty antisocial and he uses heavy filters and stage makeup. Do you know she uses stage makeup like the shit you have to scrape off? Oh dear Lord.

To stream to 100 people. I stream to 6 or 700 people at a time and I look like dog shit every day. What the hell is this stuff? Oh, it's Xanthumgum so I can put on the fake facial prosthetics that round out my other one. as I look hideous. Right? And then you're running filters, too? Is it gay to use stage makeup

when you stream to what Aaron deems a low audience? Adam. I'm going to say not gay. He won't let his own co-host look at him. I was watching her earlier, and she talked about how Johnny just stares into the camera really creepily. I'm like, yeah, he does.

There's nowhere to look. Carl. I think it's not. gay. Chris. I got this new drop from Matthew Berry. I'm going to let him answer. Gay is in.

Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's going to be. Definitely not Matthew Barry, but I liked it. Not gay? All right. I mean, vanity is a sin. Definitely my favorite sin. Vanity.

All right. So anyway. All right. Whoa. Not gay. It is. Where does that put us on the scoreboard going into the final round here? Three-way tie with three. Okay.

In that case. I'm out of it. No, it's worth three points. You can still win. It's a little different in this round. It's not just, is it gay or not? Maggie's going to tell us there are three different options. So pay close attention to the setup here.

Oh, wait. I don't have, you didn't tell me what to pause it on. Do you know? I didn't. Well, if it's the bonus prompt, then no, unless it's the one underneath that. I'm looking at this now. I probably should look at this sooner. Oh, I'm sorry.

That's okay. Do you want to tell me a couple words that I should listen for when I deposit? Do you have that in front of you anywhere? We'll just play a few seconds and then we'll just keep it rolling. Okay. No, I'm not seeing. Oh, I see a short. I better grow a few fulkin hairs on my neck for a few years.

I only need a few days. Because I come from the Valley of Men, which these men would not understand. I don't even want him fucking... First of all, the Valley of Men sounds gay. Oh, shit. I hope I didn't get it. No, it's... We can say...

Okay, we can pause it right there. Okay, let's pause it right there. All right, what is the question? What do we want to know? So, Aaron thinks Carmix Valley of Men sounds gay. Right. But what musical comes to Aaron's mind when describing the Valley of Men? is it one

the Wizard of Oz two West Side Story or three the sound of music Adam I'm gonna go with West Side Story Carl

I thought the same thing God those are all so fucking old I guess I go with the South no West Side Story I got to stick with that Chris Sound of music Annie

Wizard of All right. Here we go. You know, if you come from, like, men, that's masculine. But a valley, a valley is guy. I think of a valley. I think of like that thing, Anakin and Padmay were sitting in in the second Star Wars movie.

Okay. That's a valley. That's gay. I think of, uh, you know, sound of music. Yeah. Jam it. I should have fucking, as soon as the valley was said, fuck. Call the men.

Congratulations. Did you come back and win that one? Hey! Producer Chris. with the big victory. What a douche. It pays attention. Wow.

Very well done. I should, you know, I should have known that with the Valley. Son of a bitch. We got a little bonus from Megan here. This is a fun one to watch, I guess? Yeah, just a couple of seconds. Sounds good. I'm gay. I'm officially gay now.

I only like dicks. Dicks are what I love. No pussy for me. Ever again. I fucked that up. That's... Well, thank you for that. Chris, I'll send you that link so we can get that on the board. Yeah, no problem.

That'll be good. I'm going to need my own personal copy of that. Thank you. It's a great ringtone. Right. Megan's going through trying to find the word gay. And it's just like, holy shit. Hit the jackpots.

Awesome. Well, well done. Megan, congratulations to producer Chris. Even a broken clock. You guys ready to play the opi or bur? game. This is the game where we try to figure out if Opie said it or Burr said it, because it turns out their podcasts are very similar.

What it is, you jive turkeys. Let's play a little opi or burr. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst ever podcast. And who do you think said what this week? Am I right? Round one. Can you imagine if they just got rid of the internet? First of all, I don't think kids would know what the fuck to do with themselves. but like if they just got rid of it.

Like this is not good for anybody, which is why they're going to keep it. Time to register those votes. That's a tough one. Megan, what do you got? Bill Burr. Chris? Opie. I'm going to go bur on this one, Annie.

I think it's fur. Adam. I'm going. Burr. All right. I got four burrs on Opie. And here's the answer. Can you imagine if they just got rid of the internet?

First of all, I don't think kids would know what the fuck to do with themselves, but like if they just got rid of it, like this is not good for anybody, which is why they're going to keep it. Vote yes on Prop 12 to get rid of the internet. Let's play. Round two. Eventually, people are going to cancel shit you like. You think this only goes one way? Don't be stupid. You know, back in the day,

there was a thing called If you don't like it, change the dial. Time to register those votes. Wow. I feel like I heard this one. I think I still don't know who said it on this. I think I'm going to go with Opie on this one. Annie, what do you think?

I think it's Opie too. Producer Chris? I went Opie. Adam. I'm going to. Burr. Megan. Opie.

All right. Four opies in a burr. And here's the answer. Eventually, people are going to cancel shit you like. You think this only goes one way. Don't be stupid.

You know, back of the day, there was a thing called, if you don't like, it changed the dial. And now it's illegal to say that. Let's play. Round three. Somebody's got to be bringing home the bacon, right? Bringing home the bacon.

Where did that come from? Well, you know, I mean, unless you're a farmer, I don't know, unless you work, unless you're a butcher, how did you? Time to register those votes. Adam, what do you got? I'm going, Burr. I am going

Burr as well, Megan. I was going Opie. Annie? I think it's Opie. All right. It's a split. Producer Chris, what do you got? Burr.

Let's go. Three burrs, two oaps. And here's the answer. Somebody's got to bring it home to bacon, right? Bring it home the bacon. Where did that come from? You know, I mean, unless you're a farmer, I don't know.

Unless you're working, unless you're a butcher. Who else? I'm sorry, I didn't want to step on this joke, but what did I say? Burr. Okay, okay. I'm very confused. Butcher. Who else works with pigs?

Let's play, round four. But what you have to do is, you know, oh my God, Star Wars. Time to register those. votes. It's very funny. Megan, what do you got? Oh, God. I don't...

Opie? Producer Chris? Yeah, I went Opie. It's a misdirect. I'm going Opie, too, because he's very ADD, although they both are. Annie, what do you got? Opie, I think. Adam.

Or, because he left cinema. And here's the answer. But what you have to do is, you know... Oh, my God, Star Wars. Star Wars. I never met the guy. Let me mean that he's in Star Wars. We all should receive that.

But good job. True. All right. We're going to the fifth round here, final round. What are the scores right now, producer Chris? You and Adam are tied with three. The rest of us jerks have two. Oh, wow. Okay.

Let's go. Let's play round five. Oh, my God, Dad. Are you seeing this? Please, for the love of God. You're not seeing this, right? I'm sorry, Dad. But I have an itch.

I have an itch Time to register those votes Adam I'm going Burr Annie Does Burr have kids I'm going Opie I didn't know Burr had kids

He does yeah I got to go burr on this one Producer Chris I went burr Megan I'll cheat off all your papers and say Burr And he might sneak a point here.

Let's let's let out. And here's the answer. Oh my God, Dad. Are you seeing this? Please, please, for the love of God. You're not seeing this, right? I'm sorry, Dad, but I have an itch. I have an itch.

Come on, Dad. Just let me masturbate. Congratulations to this week's winner. For more of Opie's sexual stuff, join us again. But vote for Carl first. This is Simon from the worst ever podcast. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Simon. Great job, my friend. Excellent game. How did that end? A three-way tie? Yeah. Me and Megan lose. Yeah, Annie came in at the last minute there and snagged a point.

I was nervous there. Very well done, Annie. If people want to see more of you, where should they go? They should go find my YouTube channel. Search at What's This Game on YouTube. The Last episode featured Tony from Hack the Movies. We covered 1999 Seifenged. filter. So go check out me talk about

an old PlayStation 1 game. Excellent. Adam, what do you got going on, buddy? I encourage everybody to go check out the last episode of Out of the Coffin with Bob Levy. We spent some time together and had a wonderful conversation. I'd love you all to hear it. That's Levyverse. That's where you want to go to find that.

Producer Chris, we have a show coming up. That's right. At Johnny's. Yeah, March 28th, Saturday. March 28th, Johnny's Irish pub here in Rochester, New York. If you're in the Western New York area, come see the isotopes before we'll be doing two sets starting at 8 p.m. No cover charge.

And we want you to come down and hang out with us. It's going to be a good time. All the ice stuff's go-go dancers will be there. Lucy Tightbox will be there. Producer Chris, the list goes on. All sorts of people in the isotopes these days. So we hope to see you down there. Oh, I should point out real quick.

Next week's teaser. The teaser. We don't do this very often these days, but the teaser is our chance to get people excited about the next episode of WATP. Because this Saturday we'll be recording with Doug from Good Times Great Movies is coming on the show. And I'm happy to report. Maddox is back. Maddox has a brand new podcast about Magic the Gathering. Soul, ringers.

Soul ringers. That's it. Maddox is back to talk about Magic the Gathering something I know very little about in fashion, nothing at all. Thank God. I would quit on the spot. So that'll be interesting. We'll get into that and other subjects as well. I would love to cover more Howard Stern stuff. He's averaging one show a week so far this year. And he has nothing to talk about. It sucks. Oh, we probably have reviews. Reviews and comments on Spotify. What are you guys still doing here? I didn't put it in my notes. I wrote plugs for once. That was good.

I went to right to plugs. That was good. Megan, have you been checking on any of the Spotify reviews? Yes, we do. And I encourage everyone to go to Spotify and leave comments. I see a lot of the same names, which I love to see, but I want to see more.

I want to see new names, and I want to see funny comments. Make me laugh. Love it. So I have one from episode 708 from Sean. Like Carl, what do you think about, like, Whitney, like, coming, saying, like, all the, like, fucking, like, time. Like, I find, like, so, like, fucking, like, irritating. like like like like like p.S. When are you putting those

hamburger pants on asking for a friend? Oh shit. I know what your friend is. I know exactly your friend is. Should I pack those for Vegas? I don't think I have them anymore actually. Now I think about it. Pretty sure I got rid of those. Oh, you shouldn't have said that. I mean, they're framed upstairs. Thank you.

I'm going to get sent pants made of you. Anyway, I used to bug the show. of people said like all the time. I've become somewhat immune to it. Okay. Have you? Because I used to put together

like compilation supercuts. Shit. My daughter, who's 34, by the way, fucking will not stop doing it. And you just kind of develop a tolerance to it. You have to develop a tolerance. Yeah. Yeah.

Or else to burn people, which is illegal in this country. Yeah, I afraid so. Still is. I mean, you can do it to other people in other countries, but just not within this country. you have more megan i have yes um i listened to episode 709 recently three friends one booth i do encourage

everyone to listen to that it was very good thank you yeah jo meta rice is back with a podcast but uh the cori feldman coverage i thought uh is pretty interesting i know i can't i've listened to jim and them and it's i don't know it's a lot of cori but a little bit bit of Corey's enough for me. But I have a comment from hockey. How are you going to talk horrible about Cory Feldman movies and not mention rock and roll high school forever, a true trash classic. And also from Tayfit, do you keep bringing Trucker Andy back on to make John look talented by comparison. Just swapping Megan so every joke doesn't hit a brick wall.

Oh, wow. Now I see why you read that. Like, Jesus, she does not like truck her in. Real quick. I like it. I know. You just reminded me of something that I meant to say earlier in the show is I was on Drew's show yesterday, Drew Lane show, with the great Dave Landau. And we were talking a little bit about Corey Feldman on one bad movie with Stephen Baldwin. But more importantly, we went back and revisited a show that used to be called the morning toast we've covered a few times on here now it's just called the toast and these women did an Oscar recap on Monday morning hadn't seen any of the movies didn't get any of the references didn't understand any of the jokes and talked about it for like 42 minutes it was insane they said some of the dumbest shit you've ever heard I highly I really it was what I pulled one of the funniest cause I've ever pulled I highly recommend you check out if you're on my Patreon you get the audio version of all my appearances on Drew Lane show or you can listen to on Drew Lane show or on his use you

YouTube channel. He always cuts up the clips that I do with him and the great Dave Landau, who's very funny on that episode. Check that out. Any other comments, Megan? I left a comment on that episode also. Did you? What did you say? I too performed how to eat like a child like Corey, but in a summer camp production in the 90s. Look at you, a little theater kid. Yeah. I thought that was interesting because I had never heard anyone else talk about that show and then he's like oh I was in it with Dick Van Dyke

and I'm like oh I did that play too I thought that was a children's book that was a it's like a musical it's a musical that I don't know and didn't he get the mom wrong he was like my mom was played by and you mentioned this legendary actress and then it was wrong and was like oh yeah her too whatever

you know yeah she was also in the movie right right her yeah I got a the first theater kid that doesn't annoy the shit out of me. Congratulations. I wonder why. Who knows? Annie, do you have any recent reviews that you can read for us? Yeah, I have two coming in from podcast attic.

You can leave them on pretty much any platform and we'll find them. Nice. So this one comes in from Anchorman 808 saying, this podcast answers the question. Is it possible to be both gay and homophobic? And that answer is, absolutely. That's a very funny review. I bet that's a five-star review. That one is a five-stars.

Excellent. But this one coming from Terry Berry says, wow, what a waste of time this rabbit hole was. Saw the show pop up when I was trying to get to my favorite podcast Reddit and I figured, what the heck. I want to know what they think about my favorite girls. Oh, what a mistake that was. This podcast has several levels, this podcast surplus level shits on my faves, like for five minute straight and then got into their real faves who is like who is stuttering john who is steel

toe who is o p honestly if i wanted a show sitting shitting on john from accounting i just get my i i'd just get my i i i'm a one-star review nope they got you again yeah i'm sure you were setting me up on that one they knew a little bit too much what was going on excellent thank you guys for the reviews the five stars helps the algorithm helps people find the show and we continue to grow and we appreciate all of you. Let's hit some voicemails, the Gary and San Diego voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid.

Rock and rolla. Rock and roll. Hey, Carl Roney in Syracuse. I love you, love the show. Wanted to say thanks for clarifying your remarks about the Anthony and Danny Brand situation. I do appreciate that. Makes sense what you said. Not that you need my approval.

But I wanted to ask about John complaining that you posted his audio book on your Patreon. And things like that would be DRM protected. So it doesn't make any, you would have to record that book in real time and then, you know, we share it that way. So I just wanted to say that, you know, it just adds to the ridiculous of ridiculousness of John's allegation that you posted his audio book on your Patreon. Don't call me back.

I didn't post the audio book of my Patreon. We reviewed it over multiple episodes. You should check it out. They're fan-fuckintastic. Speaking of Bob Levy, he was on one of the episodes. We reviewed John's book. Patreon.com. slash worthy of these podcasts.

They're back catalog and bonus shows. Thanks, Ronnie. Hey, Carl. Listening to the most recent episode. And towards the end, you're telling Trucker Andy about this new Paul McCartney documentary. Sounds fascinating. I can't we check it out.

But that sounded suspiciously like some banter. Felt very out of place for the show. Please see that for your other show. on, Carl. All right. Thank you for bringing that up. All of a sudden, I had a real moment with my friend, and we were discussing things. I apologize for that.

It won't happen again. Shut up, Chris. Hey, Carl. This is Stevie, no Pubes, calling from Terrio, New Jersey. I'm 18, and I... Shut up, you, bitch. Stevie, no Pubes. He's a listener.

We found out on three friends, one booth. That Joe Baderie's went to school of the school. the guy who did it puberty until was 18 years old. He had some embarrassing moments with girls. The only good part of the podcast. How was that possible? Did you go to school with anyone who didn't get their, didn't go through puberty until they were 18?

No, but a couple girls I knew were close to that. That's all right. That was a great voicemail. He knew we were going to laugh. That was very funny. I haven't actually curated the voicemails this week, so that's the first time hearing. that that was very fun.

That was great. Hey, did Opie pull his back out because he was bearing his dead family? Just wondering. Oh. Interesting theory. Yeah. Because why did he need a ride in an ambulance? Why wouldn't his wife take him to the hospital unless she was four to five feet underneath

the surface? Good theory. This is Todd, Chrissly, Carl. I just wanted to let you know being in real estate development. and what have you. I think it's a little long in the tooth to have a house so close to a 7-Eleven. You fucking piazza, don't call me back.

None of that made sense. All right, moving on. Carl, Deluxe. I've kind of been ahead of the curve on a lot of things into dabbled verse. I think in the second half of 26 into 27, the new thing will be dabble verse rehab. Get Dr. Steve on it.

I need it. I listen to Quadfather. twice last week. Oh, no. Gave me the same disgusting feeling I had when I tried meth once. Then I decided to get sober. Yeah, something's got to get. Let's go, Dr. Steve.

I'll be your first patient, Dabalverse Rehab. I like the content of Dabbleverse Rehab, because people are getting addicted to it. But you didn't like meth? I liked it when I tried it the first time and the second time, the third. I think it's great. I think maybe that voicemail was really just about deluxe. We're here for you, buddy. Jesus Christ,

fucking weirdos out there. All right. Well, I think that wraps things up nicely. Thanks everyone for hanging out. Supporting the show. We appreciate you. Thanks to Adam Bush. He was my co-hosts here every Wednesday and puts in more work than you can even know.

We appreciate you, Adam. Producer Chris, he shows up. Yep. I balance things out. Annie always does a fantastic job. Megan, thanks. Put together the game for us. We appreciate all of you.

But now, I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Who cares? All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast.

It was very revealing. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay. Guess what? The episode's over. Yes. Thank you for tuning in.

Bye. Okay, bye. Shut the fuck up.