Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep713 - Against His Will

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

This week we’re watching a podcast with a husband and wife where the husband wants nothing to do with the show. Noah Gardenswartz acts like his horrible show is not his fault. His wife Ester Steinberg writes some bad jokes but the only thing worse is Noah trying to punch them up. Christian Bladt joins the show to show us how Noah and Ester don’t ever talk about their children while they both talk about their children. Producer Chris brings us some John Goblikon with Harland Williams as a nice palate cleanser. Opie has a new friend and a very exciting story that he teases all morning. It almost has a payoff. Stuttering John is reeling after we had Caron Feldman on WATP. He's going to sue me I think. I think that's what he said. Then Kevin Brennan had John's former manager on and did a terrible job getting new information out of her. We finish up with Net News and your voicemails.  Christian’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@TheBladtcast  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We're every review podcast and the shit over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Against His Will. This is a suggestion from Patrick Melton. We've all listened separately, not discuss it. With each other beforehand, this is a show hosted by Noah Garden Swartz and his wife, Esther Steinberg. Esther Steinberg has 1,650 subscribers on YouTube. Noah has 12, and Against His Will Podcast has nine. They've only had three episodes out so far.

Okay. These two are both comedians. They live in Las Vegas now, but they were living in L.A. for some time. And they worked on the marvelous Mrs. Maisel. So I think that Noah wrote 18 of the episodes and acted in five. And then he threw Esther out an episode or something to do something. Just threw his wife a bone. Yeah, it's better for her home life.

You got to put her in something. Of course. Yes, we learned that from stuttering John and won too many. Just get your wife in there doing something. Oh, yeah. And they get the hookers in here. It improved everything. It sure did work for them.

Oh, bad. So this is a show. I'll tell you what the premises. apparently this guy Noah Garden Swartz is a guy who's very reluctant to have a podcast. But his wife Esther really wants to have a podcast. So he's like, all right, I'll do a podcast with you. But he has very specific stipulations that he lays out in the very first episode. This is against his will, the podcast where we have my husband, Noah Garden Swartz,

the very funny and very dozen. want to do this. So we named it against his will. I'm podcasting against my will, although I am here. I gave Esther a few stipulations. I was like, I will try a podcast with you. First of all, no guarantee. I'll stick with it.

Second of all, you're going to have to set everything up because I'm horrible at technology. Third of all, how often are you going to pop in and out of frame? Third of all, and this is most important, I need to be able to do it from home in my sweatpants. He drives a hard bird. Yeah, I mean, it's not a great way to start a show when one of the hosts is just like, I don't want to be here. This is not something I want to do, but this bitch is nagging me. So here I am, you happy? Everyone fucking happy now?

Giving her notes immediately. Yeah. By the way, anybody who's interested in checking out an entire episode, do not create a drinking game where you do a shot every time he says sweatpants. You will black out by the end of the last. Oh, God, he loves sweatpants. He's very proud of his sweatpants. And apparently, even though this is the first episode, this wasn't. the first try at the first episode.

Now, I do want to address something. This is the first episode, but it's actually the second take of the first episode. There is a steep learning curve when it comes to podcasting. We tried podcasting. Allegedly, this is the first episode. We tried podcasting for the first time last week. I am new to this, and I was unaware that when I'm not the one talking, I should take the microphone away from my mouth so you cannot hear the worst heavy breathing of all time.

So apparently they recorded an entire episode and they do play a clip of it. That sounds terrible. And yeah, this guy is just breathing heavily into the microphone the entire time. And that bothers him more than anyone else. I heard myself breathing for the first time and I was horrified, especially as someone who suffers from misophonia, which you think is a made up condition. Well, why don't we explain what the made up condition is? Misophonia is a condition where you're incredibly sensitive to particular sounds.

and certain sounds are like triggers that make you irrationally angry. So for me, the sound of anyone eating, the sound of people chewing, the sound of slurping soup, slurping coffee, grumpy for no reason. Chewing gum. I might have that. When he was describing that, I'm like, I get grumpy for no reason over that annoying shit. I don't want to speak for producer Chris, but all of us might have that. I think all men might actually just have that.

I don't know. I'm going to go out and let me. Maybe it's because he's in a room with his wife. I don't know. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah, maybe that's why he's annoyed. I got to tell you,

watching this show, the thing that jumped out at me is that she seems like way out of his league. She's pretty hot. He cleanses up for this anyway. He addresses it many times. He knows that she, yeah.

So I think that it does explain a lot. You know, he refers to her as being hot many times, which is very smart. And he loves that she gets dressed up and then he just wears sweatpants when they go to any events. Oh, sweatpants, you say, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Did he mention that at all? He's tricking. He talks about how he can't go to movie theaters because he doesn't want to listen to people eat popcorn. I went to a movie theater last night. I saw The Room presented by Greg Sesterro. And if anyone who knows my history at the room, I'm a huge fan of this movie. And the way they started up the show last night is that actors come up on stage and act out of scene.

And chew into the microphone. They had actors come up on stage and do a part that was cut from the final film. It was in the original script. and it fills in so many of the gaps. We were like, oh, they did know that she had cancer. There were plot holes in that movie? There's so many plot holes. I'm like, why did the scene end up in the movie?

It would have made so much more fucking sense. I think Tommy Wazzo used every shred of film he could pay for because this was the old days. I believe he shot it on real film. Yeah. Oh, he shot actually with two cameras. Every shot was taken with a digital and with a whatever. Cellular. Okay, then there's no excuse.

I'm starting to think Tommy Wazzo might not be a great filmmaker. I think you went over budget, if I'm not mistaken. You're on the line, Christian. Yeah, I know. All right. Esther does a thing. I just compliment on her. So let's take that back right now because she does a thing that I find super fucking

annoying. Because Esther does a funny thing with her birthdays, which is coming up. She's turning 36 this year. No. Infinity. I'm ageless. You're infinity years old. I think that's what the point I was trying to make is every year you say it's blah, blah, blah,

29 for the X time. So this year, you're training 36. I think it's funny you say you're 29 for the seventh time. There we go. It's not funny. Don't want her to do that. The least funny thing ever. Don't let her get away with that.

Noah. You guys are supposed to be comedy writers and comics. You're going to get away with that? These guys talk about the heavy breathing into the microphone in episode one that they had to get rid of for no why the first six and a half minutes of the show. Imagine you're like, oh, I know these people or this looks like it'll be fun. And you're just watching them talk about how the first episode. sucked. It's like, yeah, that's why you didn't put it out. Why are we dwelling on that so much? It's kind of annoying. By the way, this is this guy's second time in front of a podcast microphone,

and I don't want to name names, but there's somebody you do a show with on Wednesdays that I think Noah might have figured it out better than. Yeah. I'm sitting right here. Oh, I get it. So, it's Annie. You're going to love this, Christian. I could not even be bothered to put in my contacts. He was like, sure I wear contacts? I'm like, eh. I'm wearing the sweatpants that I wore to school drop off this morning. I sat down and here we are. What a week.

We had a week. Wow, we get it. You're putting zero effort into it. Sweat pants. Got it. Thank you, Noah. Christian, I think I'll hand it off to you at this stage because you watched the other two episodes. I watched the first one.

Yeah. Episode two and three. I did. And I guess I have to thank both you and Melton for bringing these awful people into my life. So, but Famously are not I didn't know they were going to start Sorry, it just started.

So they start off by reminding us that they're the couple that does not hate each other. We famously are not the couple that hates each other. No, I love you to death. I love you, do it. But we did get you a buzzer.

Okay. So I have created a very short snippet of that that I'm just going to save where they say they don't hate each other. No reason. I just might be bringing it back on the show. at some point. Just watching these two for two hours.

So why is the buzzer there? Great question. Yes, this is... Because Noah doesn't... There are certain things he doesn't want to talk about, and the only way I could get him to sit here in podcasts is if I go around his boundaries, and I think it's a good...

Boundaries are good. Yeah. What is the Riyadh comedy festival? What the fuck? No, talk about the world family. So, for instance, this is a boundary. One of my things was this isn't going to be a parenting podcast.

We're not going to talk about our kids. Moses lost a second tooth. Well, first of all, that's not even correct. He lost a fourth tooth. His brother knocked it out while you were gone. Okay, I stopped it there. But he's like, this is not going to be a parenting podcast. And, you know, she mentions kid stuff.

He hits the buzzer. But he can't stop himself. So he needs to talk about his kids. Kind of for a while, actually. Yeah, the same thing happens in the first episode. We'll get into that momentarily. But let's see. My next one, she talks a number of times about something that is really important to her.

I don't know what it is. So I'm not going to explain it. I am in my ludial phase. Oh, my God, this. So that hormonally, I'm on a roller coaster and that's science. Sure. I'm not here to argue whether or not a ludial phase exists. Obviously, it does because it is very much in the zeitgeist.

So I've never heard of this. but he obviously, that long pause is filled in by clearly, probably years of being like, I don't want to hear about this. This is bullshit. So he just knows now. Uh-huh. Yeah, this is your thing where you're being a bitch before your period. I think.

I don't know. That's what I was able to infer. Yeah. M. G. 082 says, oh, boy, she was like she's high maintenance.

Yeah. I think that's what comes with getting a chick that's out of your league. Probably. Yeah. I think chubby trucker Andy here has his hands full. Yeah. as your Instagram DMs to meet. We're done.

Thank you. Okay, so quick jump cut there because he mentions that she sends a lot of DMs to him about whatever the ludial phase is. And they do a lot of editing on this show. And she does a lot of editing out of the show. He does none of the editing out of the show. He does none of the editing. Yes. Absolutely.

So there's so many shows on here that you guys are critical of for not doing any editing at all. any editing at all. And I have to commend them for at least realizing there's times things need to come out. Before I present clip three, I want you to understand. I did nothing to this clip. It might look like something that you guys do on the show, but this is what they did. It gets the hotel 20 minutes early. Sometimes they can check you in 20 minutes early.

Not me. Long boring story. What people on the pod might not know because we're going to cut out. what was just an argument about Esther telling a quite long-winded story about something I wasn't particularly engaged in afterwards she said I apologize that's a phone call to my sister that's that's a wonderful phrase I love that from now on do I have do I have your permission from now on when you are giving me a little bit too much detail sure to just say hey that's a phone call for Jacqueline that's a phone call for Jacqueline okay so at least again they

know, like, oh, I'm really boring. And you did make the point which I didn't think of. Of course, she's the one editing it. He's not doing it. There's no way they're paying someone for this podcast. I have a funny example of that because he is setting this up. He's worked in television. He is setting this up so that she can edit it and make it a better product.

For me, this is, oh my God, I just took a deep breath and I'm already, like, horrified at the thought of what that breath is going to sound like. Okay, for me. So she left all of that hit. Like, he totally gave her. perfect spot to put the edit in and cut that out. You know he's not watching these back either. He doesn't want to be there in the first place. She's like, fuck him.

Yep. So she's just fucking with him on that one. I was trying to keep my presentation a little leaner than usual, but I did have another one of those moments where he's like, it doesn't matter. We're going to cut this part out. They didn't. They don't.

So they do a segment. This is when they finally get into a segment on the show. Okay. So this is this week's, this week in Vegas. We're going to do a segment, not necessarily in any particular order, but one of the segments we're going to do this week in Vegas. I have some news stories we can talk about.

Well, sure, but I'd rather just hear what happened to you this week in Vegas. Oh, personal. So this is their second take at their first episode. They haven't figured out what they're going to talk about. This week in Vegas. She's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I got news stories about the X-Calver. And he's like, I don't care about that. Right.

What about that? All right. So the big news story. And it's funny, I'm glad that you played the clip where they said, we're not going to talk about our kids. No one wants to hear parents talk about their three and five-year-old boys. Nope. And also, in case you didn't realize that they're Jewish, their son's name is Moses.

So this is a story about Moses. And thankfully, his tongue is back to normal. He's eating food. We didn't need stitches and it healed on its own. And here's the best part. I made it back to the show in time to go up right before our last comic. So that's efficiency. He also broke a very important habit.

Ah, true. That was the silver lining of it all. Our son has been an avid thumb sucker for two and a half years. We've been trying to get him to stop, and he no longer sucks his thumb because he literally can't. For the last week, he kicked a habit. Yay. So do these people think they're super famous that we'd be interested? Or is this show for their families to get caught up on what you go like that? I think it's a shame the son.

Moses bit his tongue real bad. And so that was that story. Even Esther gave it that, yay. So even she's not interested in stories. And this is just an example of not knowing what you're doing or why you're doing it. Shout out to Summerlin Hospital. Thank you for seeing my son quickly enough for me to get out of there and back to the show. Yeah.

They're listening. They're not going to see this. What are you doing? Who is this for? Would this be interesting to you? Would you listen to this? So that it's funny because Noah catches himself. I'm glad that they're still talking about not talking about their kids.

Because he realizes how boring this would be. The fact that they like kids. I'm putting a kibosh on this is not a parents talking about their kids' podcast. That was another one of my stipulations. I need to be able to wear sweatpants. And this is not time for mommy and daddy to rehash what's going on with our kids. See, this doesn't make any sense to me because she goes, all right, let's do this week in Vegas thing. I got some news articles all print up.

And he's like, no, no, no, just tell me about your week. Well, they're both parents to young children. So I would imagine their week revolves around having young children. Right. So where am I supposed to talk about that? Can't talk about my hormones. I'm masturbating. Right, I guess. I'll listen. What did she watch?

Well, at least they live somewhere that's not that interesting. I actually have this week in Vegas where I have kind of gotten to the meat of the clip. She had mentioned, Esther mentioned that there was reporting that an expansion NBA franchise would be coming to Las Vegas someday at some point. And no, it was very quick to be like, yeah, yeah, but this is. isn't happening now. So he tries to kind of put the kibosh on the topic. But she, Esther, had prepared a hilarious bit that tied into this. And I'm giving you only half of the hilarious bit because it's too funny. I think people sides would hurt. But they're trying to come up with names and maybe even colors for the Las Vegas NBA franchise.

Las Vegas grifters. Los Vegas degenerates. The Las Vegas underground seedy creepos. The Las Vegas lost my house last night on a bad beat. Las Vegas hangovers? That'd be good. And then the mascot is just some bro puking. Yes. Some guy with a headache walking around and like the asterisk and pound signs is coming out of his head. That'd be good.

Sunburnt tourist. The Las Vegas sunburns is good, but it's too much like the Phoenix Suns. It's too much like the Phoenix Suns and it's also terrible. Carl, I don't think producer Chris's mic is on. I couldn't hear him laughing at any of that. I was concerned about my sides. He's losing his mind over there. That's fair.

Imagine there's a mascot with a headache. How do you know that the mascot? Another would be a franchise don't have a headache with a tummy. He's got his headache or he's a funny man, Richard Lewis. But don't worry. They're not done. I do think the colors will probably be like white, black, and gold. I feel like I'm waiting.

What about the flamingo? Las Vegas flamingos. Doesn't make any sense. No, not at all. There's just a hotel called a flamingo. Flamingos are like... There's also a street called a flamingo. I mean, Vegas will take their casino.

They're like, yeah, we gamble here and there. So, yeah, there's one casino called a flamingo. So their NBA team should be named the Las Vegas Flamingos. She's next level dumb, huh? Yeah, but, you know, for 36, she cleans up all right, I guess. Sure. So away from the news, that's as much of news as I'm going to give you. She was about to, this is from episode two, so she was going to head to Austin to film a special.

And let's find out who the special is for. Who are you shooting for? I'm doing it for a tech company called OnlyFans. And I will be performing comedy. I mean, good for OnlyFans for paying comedians to do a comedy special. What a concept. I am thrilled that you're doing this special. A applause, applause.

Does he sound thrilled that she's. I'm special for all in the fans. Well, if he gets a free membership out of it, but he can only look at his wife. But part of this. What is this hell? What are you describing right now, Christian? This is an advertisement for not only not wanting to podcast or why you shouldn't.

Yeah. But also why you shouldn't get married. Right. Like two comedy writers should not get married than a riff. I'm feeling good about everything. You should. Is Ashley Madison still around? because this might actually be good marketing.

No, it's actually how I met you with that data breach. That's how I found your contact information. Okay, where's my bell? Because that's the thing I said we can't talk about on the show, Carl. You know that. Sorry. But part of doing a comedy special for OnlyFans is you have to open an account. And don't worry, everyone will be able to find Esther because she's made it really easy.

Now follow me, Esther, for you. Y-O-U. Yeah. Not for you. So they put it on the screen. Okay. So it's Esther, the number four, but the word you. So one of these...

Before you get bogged down in that, Christian, I know one thing about you. One thing I really appreciate about you is you put a lot of work into the research you do. Whenever you're doing a podcast, especially when you come on WATP, you want to make sure that you're buttoned up and ready to speak to everything. You know I'm going to have questions and follow up questions. What does her asshole look like? Well, unfortunately, she doesn't use it that way. Oh, she's being a little bit more creative and a little cheek. So he did look it up.

By the way, you'll be getting in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'll be getting an invoice. But I tried Esther, the number four, the letter you. I tried Esther, F-O-R-Y-O-U. Eventually, I came up with one of them being the number, one of them being the word. Nice. So, yeah, so she's out there.

But what's you doing? E-S-T-E-R, the number four, Y-O-U. Yes. And I love it. I love that the page, you're, you know, only fans, obviously has an automatic connection with pornographic or borderline pornographic content. But don't worry. You as a comedian are allowed to do anything as safe as you want on your page.

Sounds like he's telling her what to do. And this time be funny. Yeah. Well, if that doesn't work, take your pants off. Yeah, right? He does have notes for her on one of the videos that she did post on OnlyFans. Oh, good. The other day, you did a video where you were telling jokes in a bikini by

the pool. It was a bikini that you could wear to any pool in America full of children. Jokes by the pool. Your criticism though, you were like, let this be a better joke. And I was like, no, it's it. Yeah, my problem was not that you're doing something in a bathing suit on only fans is that I thought it was a subpart joke. If I'm being honest. How does your husband feel about you telling jokes in a bikini? I'm like, well, he thinks I could be better at the punch up and get it a little cleaner. My problem. But even that wasn't funny. Like she's like the punch up and get it a little cleaner. There's a quick way to just say he thinks I should be funny. But she's not doing it here.

But let's see what Noah thought. The film is always going to be comedy-based. I have no problem with you taking agency of your beautiful looks. There he is. As I've said, once you ask me, is it okay if I have this OnlyFans page and I'm just doing like jokes by the pool and bikini? I said, use that money to build a pool at our house and let's fill it with the tears of the cucks that are paying you for your OnlyFans content. Wow. wait to sign up.

Yeah, I know. I know. And cry. Yeah, right. For her only fans that you just told us, Noah, isn't funny. I can't wait to check out. Yeah, good advertisement. By the way, Esther's doing things, the reverse Keanu right here.

You know, Esther's like, I'm a comic. And it's like, no one likes my copy. I can't take my clothes off. Whereas Keanu thought, all right, you guys are sick of my asshole. Maybe I'll tell jokes. I didn't clip it. But when she talks in episode three about doing her special. The question she got the boast was how long have you been doing comedy?

And it's apparently 20 years. And people were like, oh, oh, really? You know, so a lot of that. But yeah, so she's a step up from Keanu, right? You never want to hear, oh, you've been doing comedy 20 years. You also want to hear, holy shit, that's what 36 looks like. Excuse me, why are your clothes still on? I was told there would be bikinis.

All right. So they have a segment on their first episode, and I'll let them explain what this segment idea is. So this is a segment idea, the joke graveyard, joke yard. The joke yard. We unearth old jokes that never saw the light of day. Yeah. So again, this is not jokes we're working on that we're currently excited about. It's jokes that never worked or joke ideas we had 10, 15 years ago that maybe we're going to try to breathe new life into.

It's a terrible idea. Did you imagine if Remember my music special? Yeah I went to the songs that I didn't like Not that. So perhaps the problem is that They're the two doing it

Because it's a good idea if like, you know, Jerry Seinfeld's like, Oh, I got an old notebook of mine. Let's let's hear it, you know? Look at noise. He's not only wearing sweatpants. So by episode six, they're going to be sitting in bed every episode.

We're 30 minutes into the show and they finally do something. Instead of talking about what they're not going to talk about, which is what most of the episode was, they find you like, all right, here's a segment we're going to do. The graveyard segment, the jokeyard, they call it. And so Esther goes first with one of the jokes that didn't work out for her. Okay. There's a joke that I never really got to do ever, but it's an idea. We went to the Vatican for the honeymoon and we walked around and I am not making this. up every single statue in the Vatican is a man and is penisless. They've all lost their penis

for whatever reason. I raised my hand and was like, what happened? And the docent said that too many priests were chipping their teeth. The dental work got a little too costly and they just decided to remove all the penises. So that is the joke. Is that the people who work in the Vatican were fillating these statues so they had to remove the penis. Now, it's always good when you're like, okay, so was that the punchline? It was part of that was the punchline. I think I know, but just making sure. The best was the part after the punchline where she went on to explain the punchline.

Right. Explaining it does not make it any funny. Yeah, showing zero confidence is always a good thing to do. Are you shocked that a couple named Esther Steinberg and Noah Garden Swartz went to the Vatican for their honeymoon? That's a good point. The fuck's going on there? Yeah.

They're not just Jewish. They're very Jewish. Her three specials are called Hebrew school dropout, Burning Bush, and Shmere campaign. Okay. So we get it. We got it. Great.

All right. So Noah's got some notes for Esther, for that joke. She just told. And they are extremely unhelpful. Like, I would not want to be in a writer's meeting with this guy. There are definitely ways you could take it, where you could do something.

suggestive or perverted about why they had to remove the penises, but I think when you're talking about religious men sucking a bunch of statue dicks, I don't know that you're ever going to get it to work. No, that's why it works. It would work. So he gives more notes and just makes this. Is he jealous of the joke? I don't know, because he's jealous of the penises on the statues.

He makes this joke worse and worse. He's talking about like, well, what if you said like a Boy Scout? leaders came in and they were the ones who were sucking out these statues. It's just like, no, uh, how does that make any sense? We're in the Vatican. Anyway, so, yeah, this gets dumber and dumber. Now, here's something I have to ask. Because it's like when you do edgy jokes, it's always the risk reward or how important is

it to you. Like sometimes there's a joke you're passionate about and you're actually trying to say something. So even if it doesn't work or it's not that funny, but you're like pointing, holding up a mirror to society about something you care about, then it's like, all right, keep doing the joke. How much do you actually care about what this joke is saying? I mean, what I'm saying is that

priests are naughty. And I care about that. I could say that the Boy Scout leaders were chipping their teeth on them on the trip. See, that would be fun. I think it would be funny if you said the Vatican found out every time a visiting troop of Boy Scouts

came, they were chipping their teeth. No, no, no. Putting more words in the punchline always makes it better. You make it way more convoluted. That's, that's way to get there. Good notes. What kind of segment is this? So not only are they talking about jokes that didn't work, they're trying to fix them with each other? That's a bad idea

right there. Just tell her she sucks and that's why she's not funny. And go back to not getting laid. A funnier thing would be like, yeah, that wasn't your second special. What do you mean that? But no, it says it's just like, all right, let me try to work with you on figuring out how to make this better. The Jokeyard is the best part of the show, at least in the sense

of what we're doing here. And I do have to warn you that my notes are that Esther's in the episode I watched was so bad and takes so long that I would normally say we should skip it, but this is WATP. So long, bad drawn out tells me that Carl, we should look at hers, but we will also have to talk about him. Okay. So she does a decent enough job explaining this idea here. Basically, I used to hang out at the comedy store a lot. And what I noticed is there would be like girls like porn stars with big titties and like little chihuahuas. And they were classic combo.

They were seriously waiting for male comics and they'd be like, oh, I can't wait. Christalia, I can't wait to see. And they would be waiting for male comedians all glittered up, boiled up, ready to go. And there's a name for these women. And they're called chuckle fuckers. Okay. So this is the setup. Interesting she chose that Christa Leah out of anybody.

I got bad news. Crystal Lee is a married man. Yes. These four stars want to get laid. Also, he'd be like too old. Yeah, right. And I was like, okay, if we're going to do chuckle fuckers, where are the men? Of course.

What I'm trying to see is a bunch of like big bulgy muscle men, maybe like Guido with jelled up hair. And they're like, they've got like a bulldog. And they're like, yo, I'm here for Janine Garofalo. Okay. So what is the joke? Just Funniest thing he said.

Well, definitely a great moment. The joke is Janine Garofalo. That's the joke. That is his favorite part. There should be a male equivalent to chuckle-fuckers. Basically, I want to have the funniest dog.

I need the funniest dog. I think Janine Garoflo was the perfect example. Genene Garoflo, because unfuckable. She's truly funny. Yeah, she's a great comic. The legend. She's middle-aged.

She's on that borderline of, I feel like, early in her film career, she played on attractive characters, but it's actually a very pretty woman. So I got to pause that. Just let that breathe for a second. She's actually a very pretty woman. And you know what? She's prettier now than she was in the 90s, Carl.

I think that's what I think. You know what I think Noah was? Yeah, of course, of course, you know what I think Noah was taken back by there? He's just like, so wait, you're not getting late enough as a stand-up? Is that what you're complaining about? There's none of groupies. They want to fuck you?

I think that might be it. Real life? Yes. The Hollywood, she's so ugly, takes her glasses off. Oh, supermodel. Yeah. No, Janine Garofalo takes off her glasses. She still looks like Janine Garoflo.

And then also Janine Garoflo is just a funny sounding name. So that's, you found the perfect name. Did he? Did she want a people dog? No, but that's also what makes it funnier. What about a Doberman? What's the big dog with like a chain? Kane Corso, Pitbull.

Maybe a pit bull with a Rottweiler. What's a neck collar? Maybe a big dude with a Rottweiler waiting for Janine Garoflo. but honestly, I think this joke hinges on giving them a funny name. They can't be chuckle fuckers, even though they still could. You have to be like... Moose knuckle fuckers. Like, what's a slutty man?

Well, Carl. I'm going to spoil it. He never comes up with the name, and that's all she really wanted. So he gives her the compliments on Ginny Gerofalo. And all she comes up with is moose knuckle fucker, which... I think he did give the appropriate reaction to. So, you know, there are moments where we have to give him credit. It can't also be fucker.

Also, she seems to think that the dog is the important element in this. It's not. Well, he did list like five different dogs. Right. The dog's not going to make this funny. None of those dogs is going to make this funny. What if it was a weaner dog, huh? Because it's a guy and he's got a dick.

I get it. Pink Floyd Piro, remember for 11 months, says, so what was the joke? Neosode? Make a note PC. It's good. I'll send that one to you. That's actually a great idea.

All right, so it's Noah's turn. And he's got a joke, and this does not go over the way he thought it would. This joke that I found, I don't think I've ever done this on stage. I do think it's a funny joke, but it no longer would make sense in my act. So I'm going to say it, then you can tell me if it's worth resurrecting or repurposing in some way. So I think that setup is because he knows how this joke specifically is going to go over with his wife. Okay. said, I do anal sex the way a club DJ plays, don't stop believing by Journey,

begrudgingly and only when requested by a drunk white woman. There are a few jokes that are funny for the audience and not funny for your wife. Well, yeah, I mean, that's... Hold on, is it giving the anal or taking the anal on this joke? I'm confused. She doesn't like Journey. That's one of them. Only with Steve Perry.

But I think that, you know, look, as, as, as, Jokes said on this podcast, that's not the worst one I heard. I'm listening to these two. But she's very unsettled by this. He's like, okay, but it's an old joke. The face she made when he said anal. Yeah. She's had a few discussions.

I'm like, hey, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get. Get out of there. Does that mean up the butt? Yeah. You know, he's put some fingers back there a few times. He's like, hey, gai, got, yeah. Whoops, sorry again. This was episode two.

They didn't have the buzzer yet. Right. So they're going to still try to talk through it. Obviously, a joke that I wrote when I was single. That was the joke. I'd say sell it to a dirtbag comic. Sell it to a dirt.

Okay. So your joke yard is just who finds. To find someone whose act would be great for a kind of funny anal sex tweet. Find an LA comic who's doing crowd work because he thinks he's a genius

but the truth is he doesn't know how to write a joke. And then that guy will go offstage and meet his porn star holding a chihuahua and they'll write off into the sunset. Are you, Christalia? So the reason why I let it go that long is that that's the second time now that Christalia has gotten thrown under the bus. The marvelous Mrs. Maisel, have you ever seen that show?

I saw an episode. There's a guy who played Lenny Bruce who couldn't have felt less like Lenny Bruce, so I couldn't watch it. I saw a few. I think my wife used to watch it. Was it any good? I can't imagine this guy being a good writer. My wife liked it for a couple seasons, but even she didn't finish it. So, yeah, I think it's, maybe it started strong because there was some kitch factor to it.

Isn't it about this woman in the 1950s whose husband leaves her and then she starts doing stand-up comedy? Right. And she ends up, I think, hosting a late-night talk show or being a writer on a late-night talk show. I fucking hate comics who write shows about comics. It's such like a cop-out thing to do. It's like, what if the protagonist was a stand-up comic? Aren't you a satel comic? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Just a tiny bit more reaction from Esther to his anal sex joke. But yeah, no. I think that's a tough one. I loved watching you actively hate an old joke of mine in real time. I wanted to bring this up from the joke. Okay. So that's all we need from that one.

By the way, an uncle forced her to butt stuff when she was younger. That's a weird reaction. Like, she's really having too much of a... No, we're watching them work through their marriage. Yeah, that's a... I'm just going to guess at some point she had a black boyfriend. If I had to guess, that might be... Might have something to do with it.

I think I'm going to spare you from the... They go in on a joke for the two of them that could never work. So there's a lot of joke yard in episode two. All right. I have Noah's joke from the joke yard in episode one. Excellent. Let's see what he's worth. So this happily married couples having anal sex.

No? Because it's his birthday. Tadda. I had this idea for a bit where I'm like talking about how I don't know why we as a society, more specifically men, pay so much attention to athletes in free agency. And when athletes change locations on their job, when there are other jobs where we should be, like, for instance, that are more important we should be paying attention to scientists free agency like wouldn't it be funny if the person who spent a decade working on cancer in Milwaukee was like i'm moving to miami to work on herpes like

shouldn't there be news briefings about when scientists are in free agency when their contract is up and they're going to work on a different disease in a better city you know you know who they should really pay like that are the teachers we'll be right back Jesus Christ so fucking lame. And again, I mean, I realize they're trying to work things out. It's very wordy what he said. But the premise doesn't make any sense because you don't get traded from a basketball team to go play hockey. Like, why would this scientists work on one thing in one city and a whole other thing in another city? Yeah, you would try and cure herpes in another city. I don't know why I'd think Rochester, but it seems like a place that could probably use it. There's herpes in Rochester.

That's what I'm saying. That's pretty possible. You ready for Esther to punch this one up? It's going to be great. Come on, Esther. You can fix this joke, right? You can all wear fake lab coats that say, like, doctors Fletzinger, and we're like, yeah, that's right, the herpes guy who used to do breast cancer, but he was treated by neurology. I like that. I like that. Although I do think that doctors are supposed to, like, really specialize. I'm like, athletes. What the fuck just happened?

She does that voice a lot. That's one of her go-to voices. She just got a lot of us to try to. Sorry, I coupled out of it earlier. I mean, when she said she was 36, I stopped looking at her, so. That is brutal right there that that punch up. What if what if we had a shirt that we wore? What?

It's always about the fucking clothes. Yeah, it's a stand-up joke. So then she has another joke. He says you can only do one, but she's like, no, no, no, I'm definitely doing a second one. Check this out. Why is it that men are like, guess what? I cut out Mountain Dew and I lost 47 pounds. What the hell?

How much Mountain Dew are? you drinking? I think we all know what she's talking to right now. Amateur hour. Holy shit. What's the deal? Oh, my God. I mean, it says Mountain Dew, but how about Mountain Don't?

Am I right? There's a tag. There's a tag for you. Sorry, Grant. Sorry, Grant. 47 pounds, though. Come on. I have one more clip.

here that I think we should play only because Esther's birthday's coming up, as you guys noted, some of the time turned 29. Hit the like button. So because her birthday's coming up, apparently his friends are coming over and his friends were over recently

and men have good intentions. There is a pattern of men. We love men and we support men. We want them to have good mental health. But men have a lot of of good intention. They bring a box of donuts, like good intention.

And a woman on a diet is like, are you fucking joking? They bring something or they come with all the good intention. It's a gift, but they don't think things through. And that's a problem. Or you can't just not eat the donuts. Yeah. You know, I can't tell you how many times I've walked past donuts or bagels. I'm like, well, I shouldn't eat that.

Yeah. Yeah. And also, I'm going to assume his. group of male friends were all hoping she would go out for the day. If I had to guess, that's probably, you know. Beat it. You might be right, Chris. They might be like, no, is she going to tell jokes by the pool or what? I would just bring hot dogs. I'll keep it to just two more quick ones. We were talking about her hysterical voices a moment ago. And in the clip that I'm about to present, he's doing the right thing. He's telling

his 36-year-old wife that she doesn't need Botox. Because, I mean, she probably doesn't, not at 36. You know, a couple of years, maybe she will. But let's hear. I need to go and be like Kate Winslet and be like, I am aging gracefully because it is just part of being a role model and showing that skin wrinkles, even though she's famous for having wrinkles. And that's how do you feel about that Kate Winslet impression?

Are you proud of that British accent? No, I'm not. It was. So again, good on him. Yeah, good on him. And by the way, they don't hate each other. Remember how they told us that? Right.

They love each other. Yeah, very much in love. Yeah. But, you know, if he left it there, maybe you'd feel like, all right, he got a good one in. But he has strong feelings about her vocal work. More peppa pig than anything. But, you know, I, you know, you got to get it in. What's your best accent?

I do an Australian accent that everyone says is, actually New Zealand. Okay. So your best accent is New Zealand is Kiwi while attempting to be Australian. Just in my Jamaican sounds Irish. We don't know what's happening. Most people's Jamaican ends up veering Irish. Is that true? I've heard Jamaican accents. It doesn't have to be that. My final. That's what no one's trying to tell you. I was trying to tell you. I'll just come on a second. Stop trying. It's not working for you. My final clip will be more of, uh, more appealing to, uh, podcasters because they're really bad at their plugs.

No, wait. We have to where can people see you? So, yeah, so he hasn't plugged anything. And then this is what he says first. Same places last time. So same places last time because everyone when they check out a podcast, Carl, they always go, well, I mean, we did go back to episode one and then check it out. I remember the plugs to make sure I know.

It's plug from last week. Of course. From 13th. Where are they? I want you to stay on camera. April 13th. I'm at DC Comedy Loft in Washington, D.C. April 14th, I'm headlining wise guys in Town Square, Las Vegas, April 23rd, shooting my special in Denver, Colorado at the Elaine Wolf Theater. I will be shooting a special for the tech company only fans on March 17th. I love that you're, you're really trying to make fetch happen. And we can leave it there, but as I'm talking, you'll kind of see that she forgets to, uh,

place to be comedy. I'm also going to be on tour. Okay. She can get off her plugs it apparently. She forgot. So she was like done talking about only fans and then they come back and she's like, oh yeah, I'm going to be on tour. This guy's doing a special. I mean, they both did. She did a special. He's doing one in Denver, I think, I think April. That word used to mean something. It meant special. Don't you have a special? I mean, it's a music special. None of everyone is a special. It's okay. You can just go perform to theater.

but I guess, yeah, I guess in order to get people hyped about it. Yeah, I have no more clips, but one of the clips that I didn't make you sit through, he mentioned that he had a rap album out, and I was not able to find it. This isn't the cover to it, but it should be. This is actually the cover to a comedy album. And you're like, white men can't joke. All right, he must have put that out in the 90s because that was currently. Yeah.

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Please play responsibly. I need a pellet cleanser after that. Producer Chris, did you bring a pellet cleanser for us today? I did. Yay! I was checking in on right now with John Goblican, singer of NecroGoblican. And this is one of those podcasts that we actually liked, that we're actually entertained by it for the right reasons.

And I brought three clips that are a little bit long, but necessary. And we're just going to go in order. of my number one with Harlan Williams. Oh, nice. And you got to give it up to him for not answering a boring interview question in the way that only Harlan could. Harlan's great. Take it away.

At this point in your life, you're going to high school? So I didn't go to high school. You didn't go to high school? My parents thought I did, but every day I would sneak out of the house, go down into the ravine. There was a hole in the embankment with a family of BlackBankment. bears. They love to hibernate. And I love to cuddle. So I'd go in there. Do I need geography? No. I need bare breath going down my back. Do I need spelling? No. I need 10 giant bear claws wrapped

around my body. Do I need mathematics? No. I need the honey dripping off its snout and into my mouth. because it's Winnie the Pooh time when Daddy goes to school. This is so crazy. We have, like, such a similar story, dude. What? Yeah. Talk to me. Okay, I mean, mine weren't bears.

They were ogres, but, like, it's kind of the same thing. Like, they were, like, sleeping, and they would hibernate halfway through the year. They were, like, big grizzly things. And they were dripping into my mouth. I feel like the closest to Winnie the Pooh you get is just, Did you walk around without pants, is it? Friend of yours. That is going in my repertoire.

Friend of yours. That's great. Yeah, Johannes, by the way, is the actual producer, and he plays the best hole of all the holes in the kingdom. Next up, they have John's band Necrogobicon on, and cornyness ensues. Well, then, let's know. wait any longer. Let's bring in

Necro-Goblocod right now. Oh, oh. Just one of them. Ow! No, out. Leave me alone. Why am I here? Okay.

That boner is satirical, just, you know. Whose boner is that? Mine. First question. What are you most excited about for this upcoming tour? I think I'm just excited. I cannot.

No, do we're not recording. Oh, no, wrap things up. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Wait, John. Oh. Did we start? No, no, no.

We're not recording. Okay. And to wrap things up. Is that a whole episode? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. I don't know if I can watch that one.

I know. I'm flying through the last three episodes they put out. Finally, Steel Panther. Yes. We're big fans. Nice. And Mike and Sticks are on. from Steel Panther and they're being good sports.

And John's getting some vocal advice. Okay. I wondered if you could help me a little bit. Maybe like give me some like vocal warm ups or something that as a vocal teacher and as a dude who just rips on stage.

Yeah, you just, the first thing I would do, first bit of advice. I have an open book. On clay, mold me. Yeah, I'll mold you. Yeah. Pack a cigarette today. That will give you the raspy voice with some Jack Daniels. I feel like I've well on my way.

I gobble glass every morning. No, it's going to be better, though. Okay, great. I mean, the more you drink and the more you smoke, the more cool you sound. I agree. So, okay, so I've been doing those two things. Drinking. I tell the kids that all the time.

Like, here, drink this, smoke this. Yeah. And then they start, you know, singing some Van Halen. I'm like, that's the voice. Here it is. Can you give him like two exercises, like vocal? Mm-hmm. Whatever you do?

I don't normally do that for free, but for you. Oh, shit. you know what i'm saying all right these yeah i could i could give you two i'll take that yeah all right yeah okay no no i'm good this is the barter system all right so this is a pretty good one yeah all right i'm ready i do this one right before the show all the time okay it's uh how that's it try it just do it just do it Let it go. Let it go.

Ah! Yes. That's the start, man. He sounds exactly like you. That's the beginning, bro. That's how it's done. It kind of, it kind of sounded like, uh, I did. Yeah, okay, I shit my pants.

All right. Which reminded me of one of our favorite goblins. And, uh, that's my paler cleanser. I mean, that, that clip had a just do it and a shitting of the pants. Yeah. It's got it all. very good well thank you uh for bringing that pallet cleanser in after watching those horrible people try to work out comedy and marriage in marriage in real time and not talk about their kids definitely

not talk about their kids fuck who are three and five and the one bit their tongue and he used to suck his thumb but now he doesn't suck his thumb anymore because he bit his tongue so hard that he couldn't suck it for a little while and they were dancing around the house and they're not allowed to dance around the house and play music anymore because that's how the sun got hurt. They don't talk about any of that. A mandolin gets stepped on them. Oh, Jesus Christ.

You're going to bring that up on my show, motherfucker? Is that where we're at right now? Yes. This will definitely be in the behind the music. That's what things changed. That's what everything changed. It'll be like slow motion. Chris goes,

Mandolin. I'm like, and coming up, everything changes for Carl and Chris. That's what fight. it all up. I knew I recognized that voice. All right.

Opie was live yesterday for an FU Friday. Opie's doing something really weird. So he's got his FU Friday stream. And he puts out two streams at the same time on his channel. One's vertical, one's horizontal. Which is weird because then he has his other channel he puts out two on that channel. So there's already four streams with us. Then today he premiered it again this morning.

I went to his channel this morning. And it was live. I was like, Opie's live on a Saturday? That's weird. And what he does is he replays the stream that he did yesterday, again, horizontal and vertical. So if you look at his live videos on his channel right now, the first four are all the exact same video. Most Hated Woman in America, Opie Radio podcast. All four of them.

And name the exact same thing. They're all the exact same video. One hour, four, a minute, 30 seconds. What's he doing? Why is he doing this? I mean, that tells me the video is just so good. going to want to watch it four times. Well, you're right about that because he's got big news.

He's got a teaser. The way he starts off this episode, this is a radio veteran. You can tell. But, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, ba, ba, ba, bah, bah,

it is F. Friday on the Opie radio podcast. And speaking of FU's really fast, I want to tease it. I got the most hated woman in America today. I'm going to get to that. It's all my energy.

Usually I have a little picky effues, you know, that I go through. Nah, nah, nah. I have one F you and it's going to go out to this woman a little later in the show. And with that, I say, good morning to Ron Da waiter and comedian Tony P. What's up, guys? This is exciting. Because if you guys remember last

FU Friday, I know you do. It was very riveting. Opie brought tons of fuses. He was so prepared. He was motherfucking gas prices. I mean, you name it. He was on top of it. Yeah, the list goes on. He was on top of it. This week, he goes, guys, I got one person.

And I'm going to ask you later today. You got to stick around because you don't even know. It's going to be incredible. Take it away, Ron and Tony. Yep. Take it away. Ron and Tony. Ron Berman and Tony P.

are both on the show on a Friday morning. And it's funny that Ron here is the most hated woman in America. And do you remember when we had my buddy Adam was on the show on Wednesday? And Adam was talking about how Ron really just wanted to talk about his mom as a strange mother. Of course. I hope we just wouldn't let him talk about it. Well, as soon as he was. hears is a hated woman. Listen to this.

Your FU is the most hated woman in America? Yeah. Yeah. Is it my mom? Is it my mother? No. Have you been speaking to my mother? No, because we don't know if she's alive. We're not putting FUs out to mommies today. Let's take a break from

telling our moms to go screw. Can we just do one episode where Rod just gets to talk about his mom? He just needs to get it out so badly. Yeah, he's trying to shoehorn it. Anywhere. This is how the episode starts. It's like, oh,

we're talking about my mom, my Bob, right? And make that the episode. That's the make good from Ronentine's Day or whatever it was going to call. Let him talk about his mom. Let him keep all the money. And somehow Ron and Tony P. I know most people are just listening to this,

but they have the worst hair I've ever seen, but it's so completely different. Right. I mean, that's very charing. You know, Christian, it's like you were there when I was prepping the clips because that's the next topic of conversation. is Tony P's hair. And boy, do they get this wrong, both Ron and Opie.

I'm going to say, you're a giant silver chain. You got the Jizz hair. Like, I can't pull this off. Ronnie can't pull this off. When Harry met, no, no, not what, what's the, what about Mary? What about Mary hair? Yes. What about Mary?

That's not the name of the movie. This guy's a comedian. He thinks the movie's called What About Mary? Biggest comedy in the 90s. What's the deal with Mary? Who are these Marys? I just hate that I had the same observation as Opie, so I'm going to be quiet for a while. Jizz and jizz what they said to Tony P.

And we all self-consciously, he's already like pulling it down. He's picking the jizz out. Is it that obvious? All right, so fast forward 24 minutes into the show. And I'm just hoping that we find out about the. the most hated woman in America because that was the tease. That's what got me excited and titillated for this episode. And so 24 minutes in, let's hear it.

Scott Watson actually gave me the story of the day. And we're going to get to it in a minute or two here. The most hated woman in America. I want to say this. I want to say this. Okay. So another tease. Scott Watson's on the story.

We're going to get to it in a minute or two. The most hated woman in America. I'm excited. I can't wait for this. Well, he is definitely handling this like a guy who's been in radio since he was 18. He knows. Linger, longer. Yes.

Very important. Good for you, Ope. But things get derailed, unfortunately. We don't get to the story right away because Opie has a friend named Andy, Andy Vaughan. And Opie's very excited to have his buddy on the show with his other buddies. I want to bring on my friend Andy Vaughlin. Oh, my God. We got four boxes today.

Four boxes. Eddie. Good morning, Eddie. He's, uh, he, he, he, he lives in Albany. He, uh, he's part of my private Facebook group. Oh, no. The elite. The proud, the few.

The private Facebook group. Yeah. This is crazy because Opie literally doesn't have any friends to the point where he now he's inviting people he's met on Facebook to be part of the show. The private face group. Carl, it's a very exclusive club. Do you ever when they had a get-together, they had a meet-up with the private Facebook group of Gevhart? There was 11 people there.

Well, this guy does toast with the mug the way Stuttering John did on the Tonight Show when he got moved to the third row. I'm sorry. John, we'll be suing you. He's got a copyright on that. And like Ron, he's another one of these idiots that can't figure out how to put the phone horizontal when they're doing a show. Good job. So, obviously, this guest arrives. He's a big fan of Opie's show because, you know, that's how we got on the show by watching it every day and begging to come on. And he didn't realize

he was going to be on with all the heavy hitters all at once. Yes. Opie, thank you so much for bringing me out. Tony, Ronnie, this is incredible to meet you guys. I thought, I thought one guy would be bad enough, but Opie's got to give me the heavy. hit her year. Now I got two guys. I got three people I got to consent with now. You don't have to do shit there. Andy Violet. That's true. Danny won't. I get to me fourth box. Dude, the way you reaction that was perfect. He's just like, holy shit, all my favorites.

I wasn't ready for this. I'm nervous. I'm not prepared. Yeah, that's how you out yourself as a loser. Yeah, it sure is. Wait, Rod Berman and Tony P. Holy shit. Opie's testing him. He's like, ah, this guy sucks. I could die tomorrow. Are you kidding me? Opie loves this.

He's like, I'm still a celebrity. Oh, no, I saw his excitement over four boxes. He got super excited. It's a lot of boxes. That was so fucking funny. All right. So then they start talking about in Boston, people don't make left-hand turns.

They make two rights in order to go left. That doesn't make sense to me. I feel like you'd be going the opposite direction. But what do I know? I think you need three rights, but they just keep saying that over and over again. So maybe there's something about Boston that I don't know. Anyway, so they're talking about two rights to make a left. And Andy comes in with a zinger that blows them away.

Now, it's a slow belt. It's a slow build. But I am telling you, this gets an applause break. It is so good. Although Wawa has better coffee than Duncan Dodd. Sorry. Anybody that's making two rights instead of making a left, There's an R.

I can't say the rest, right? It's an R. Why? They're just driving. I can say stuff. That, that, that, that words making a comeback. It is making a comeback. We're trying to bring it back. And also, two rights made an airplane.

Oh. What does that mean? The right brothers, bro. Catch up with the guy. Thank you, Tony. Wow, that's clever. Who fucking Tony's on fire. Hold on, hold on.

angry Tony. I love angry Tony. No, not Tony. I'm sorry. What is your? Andy. I apologize. Andy. Andy. I'm sorry. Andy's on fire. Holy shit. Two rights make a play. That's brilliant. That's... Andy, very good. Very good, Andy. Very good, Andy. That was very good.

Very nice. I redeem myself. Thank God. Very nice. What the fuck is going on on this show? They can make me a funny. Did everyone see that? Do it again? Do it again, Andy. It's funny. It's true. I mean, you know, he's clearly, I guess Andy's the smartest one. The surprising thing is that Tony P was right there.

I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, the right brothers. Yeah, yeah. T. right. Oh, because I, I'm not going to like Carl. I didn't get it. I was just trying to think like, why is he supposed to be. What does that mean?

What does that mean? Go screw. I assume it has something to do with LaGuardia and Air Canada, except that's like what's in the news with airplanes. So I was a little lost on that one, too. But yeah, Tony P. picked it right up on it. Two rights made a plane.

Wow. They were all... And Andy made two hours laugh. Andy is definitely not the least funny person on this screen, I would say. No, I agree with you on that. I just love the fact that Opie's so detached from being on a comedy show. One of the funniest radio shows to ever exist. Opie Anthony was unbelievably funny with the people they brought in and just Jim and Anthony and Patrice.

And the fact that Opie goes, wow, that was. was really clever. Everybody clap for the slow. We're not clapping for you, Opie. All right. We finally, one hour, 13 minutes in. This tease, we finally get to it. Opie's going to tell us the story of the day,

the FU for Friday. We did literally nothing today, which means I think this was pretty good. Jesus Christ, that's not what that means, Opie. Idol banter. Does that mean you did pretty good, but okay. I got it. do the story of the day, and it's my

FU, and you guys will jump in, too, obviously, okay? So, it's the most hated woman in America today, in my opinion. Maybe someone else will agree with this. I don't know. This is going to be good. He's bringing it.

It's the title of the stream in four different places. I'm just one of the pages. Damn, you're probably finding the clip there. Now I have to keep waiting. Yep. I mean, we're just teasing this along. No one's turning out. I'm going to look at my analytics on this episode and just see there's zero drop off.

Everyone's just hanging with this. Like, what is going on? What is he going to say next? Let's not forget who sent him the story. You got a woman, right? She needed a new fucking roof. Thanks to Scott Watson, by the way, up the river for this story. She needed a new roof.

She got some people that were hanging outside the, what, Andy? I just said hi, Scott. Sorry. Oh, you're saying. Oh, that's wonderful. Okay. So she needs a new roof. It's almost like bringing amateurs out.

It's a bad idea or something. I, Sam Bibli. How are you, say? Mom, dad. Retard. Scott Watson said to say, I know, Scott. He's like friend on Facebook. I know.

I know he is. All right. Calm down over there, Andy. We know. Tony liked it. All right. Yeah, I know. Tony loses his mind.

He's so stoned on this show. He's a wake and baker. All right. You guys ready for the story? story finally? All right. Let's get to it. Finally. She goes to the Home Depot. She grabs a few people. She goes to 7-Eleven, grabs a couple more people. They're illegal. She brings them to their house. They do a beautiful fucking job. gorgeous, brand new roof for this lady.

And basically, the cost of this new roof was 10 G's. 10 Gs for a brand new roof. That's not bad, right? And the guys worked hard. They worked hard. Know what she did? She didn't want to pay $10,000. So after the roofing job was done, she called ice on these guys. Okay. That's the story. All right. I didn't know that this was the funniest woman in America.

That's hysterical. I love that. It's like, you're on candid camera. Yeah. That's called a life hack right there. I don't have $10,000 by duty to do roof. I knew about Home Depot.

I didn't know about 7-11. Well, he's wrong about that. It's a roofing company that came over to redo this woman's roof. I don't know where he's getting these facts. I might look this whole thing up. It's so stupid, just randomly picking people up and just hoping they're illegals. He's just spouting about how he doesn't like going to 7-Eleven. Right.

Dwight's still going to smear to this. I mean, there's no way this lady would live in a neighborhood with a 7-Eleven. She'd be embarrassed. Oh, could you imagine? They don't have those in Maryland, do they? All right. So you would think, because, oh, we've been teasing this all morning. We're over an hour in.

He must have, like, a great punchline or a hot take or something on this story, right? Come on, Ops. Oh, no. three fucking roof and got them deported. F that woman. That's, that's, when you talk about that, by that woman.

Oh, uh, that's it, huh, I guess. I mean, that's kind of what F you Friday, like,

we knew that part. Yeah. We knew F, whoever that was, gas prices, the woman who calls ice, whatever. We know to Fout out.

I, I haven't been in a radio since I was 18 of that. I was, you know, listening to radio along. before that. And you could say her name. It's just, yeah, I don't know. You could, try and get something going. You know what else you could do, Christian? Is you could play the video because the reason why this is a big story is because a video was being played as I showed up to

detain these people. And for some reason, Opie can't figure that out. I can't play the video because it would be off my phone. I couldn't find a better copy. Andy, Andy, the law of karma is bad karma is when it comes back to you. It's, It's worse. That's the point. So whatever's going to happen to her is going to be really bad. I've seen that. Yep.

Yeah. She's going to get free kitchen retiling because she's going to do the same thing again. So that's going to be the bad karma for this lady, whose name we don't know. I love that Ron is explaining how karma works to his new friend Andy on the show. I don't know if you know about how karma works, but it's actually a 2x multiplier. You ever play the scratch hobs? Uh-huh. Yeah.

If you're looking for that 2x multiplier, that's what karma is. Right there. I'm retarded. I hope he goes, I play the video, but I don't know how to get it off my phone. It's like, you don't? The video exists on the internet. Your computer that you're doing the show with right now is on the internet. No, you upload it to YouTube, you do it as a live premiere.

Right. And then you snipe your live premiere while you're doing this show. That's one way to do it, I suppose. The way that works. Ron, I needed you to fill time. Oh, so here's the thing about comma. Right? Yeah, I know.

I didn't know what he was talking about it first. I know. Kama? Yeah. What about a apostrophe? Drunk engineer noticed the same thing I did. The law of comma is what it sounds like. The law of comma.

All right. So this is the detail that Opie really fixates on in this story. She even provided the ladder for ice to come up on a roof to grab the guys. She provided the ladder. Hold on. She's not rude. It's a, hold on. First off.

Do you guys want coffee? Ice did the ladder to get these guys was Guatemalan going to. set of a helicopter to rescue them or something like they're going to have to get up the roof at some point. Sorry lady there's nothing we can do. They're all the way up there. Whatever. Carry on. I don't even have jurisdiction up there.

Are you kidding me? In that airspace? My nose will bleed. Get the FAA if you want. That's taken care of. So she even supplied the ladder. It's a roofing company. They have ladders. There's plenty of ladders. What a diabolical bitch? That's so stupid.

So I read about this and the official statement from ICE, I don't know if this is true or not, ICE says this lady did not call and report these gentlemen. We were just driving by. They just heard Spanish being yelled. They're like, wait a second. Turn the car around. Two rights.

I hear Shakira from that roof. Let's go. Yes, let's get them. Yeah, so apparently like they had already been like following these guys and were onto this roofing company that's hiring these illegals. So they just got nabbed him while they were working. And also, from the video I saw, it looked

like her roof was done. I was going to say, did she say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you a ladder at a minute, but they're just got to get that shingle right there. All right, well, this continues. She's having a lot of fun with this. What kind of woman was that? What was her last name? Why is that important?

What kind of woman? What's her last name? Ron wants to know whether he can criticize her or not. Or date her. Because if it was one of the blacks, he's not going to have an opinion. Right. Or if it's a Jew. Oh, okay, good point.

Yeah. If it's Esther Steinberg. It's one of those Steinbergs like we saw in earlier segment. Then he's going to be like, ah, she seems like a nice lady. What are you going to do? A really weird thing to say. And Ron, of course, leans very far left politically. And so he thinks that this is the next step for that woman.

for the next fucking state of the union with Trump she's they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna have her front and center all right let's go ahead please stand up please stand up he thinks that by the next state of the union is a year away he thinks that the year the republicans are going to be like let's celebrate the races everyone bring the racists up and a big amount of applause for the race it was nothing you're hearing of speak of spanish didn't you and you call the right people very good job what kind of we're just rods live in he's so stupid but thankfully opi does figure out how to present the video to us and it's a phenomenal presentation this thing is everywhere today you see this idiocy yeah you can talk over the video because i i turned down the audio so we don't get a copyrights but there you go video from the roof

the poor guys the woman filmed i i would assume so the poor guys are on the roof faces down below He's not filming that. She's in the chimney. She's definitely not filming it. He's fucking idiot. Hope he doesn't know what's going on. This is big one story for the day. He's getting all the facts wrong.

And he's showing the video on his phone to the screen. And it's not that interesting. Yeah. And he's tilting it left and right. So the three guys who aren't moving can see it. Right. There's no way to follow any of this. I hope he never stops podcasting.

The last thing we want is for him to get another radio job. This is the right. platform for him and he's perfect for it. I agree with you 100%, but I wouldn't be too upset if you got a radio gig. It's true. I would be, I mean, that could lead to some pretty funny stuff. There's a whole month that it might be good for. Yeah, I think you're right about that.

Speaking of guys who have had a radio career, John Melendez was not happy with the guests we had on WATP this past week. Karen Feldman, his former manager came on. And we talked to Karen about her experience dealing with John, especially on the set of one too many. And so John came on his show after our interview to refute some of the claims and let us know the real truth. Which is defamatory to say the least.

Just about everything she said was entirely bullshit. But the only problem is she's got no money. She's done how many gold fund means. She has no clients, no money. She's a lunatic. Just about everything she said was entirely false. 60% of what she says is 100% incorrect. What?

What does that mean? Which parts were true? So he comes on and it's funny because he's like, he wants to sue her. But she has no money. Meanwhile, he is saying anything he wants about her. She's a lunatic. she's a mental case, she's a drug addict He's like throwing all this stuff out there

And he's just like and I would sue her Because she said shit about me She's the one who brought me the Coke Oh wait Yeah, that's not what I wanted to say And of course I think you played this in the cold open This is how John feels about my performance

You and Lady Kaye, you should be ashamed of This is not observing and reporting This is trying to find a whack packer To just make up bullshit to try and disparage my great reputation. This is not reporting? I interviewed your former manager who you hired to be your manager.

That's like the definition of reporting. This is not a reporting. What? Also that bottle cap is kicking his ass. I was just going to say, I feel like the drummer from Def Leppard would be able to open that bottle can at me dear than John. He hasn't been to the gym in a while.

God, his eye looks terrible too. Oh, yeah. This was my favorite look for, John Goodman, the mid-90s before he got sober. That's exactly what John's got working with. All right. So he talks about now when we played the interview, obviously Karen was saying that John was getting hookers on the set and leaving used condoms around for people to find

and it was gross and that was a problem. And so John has an excuse. There's a reason why there were used condoms. I guess some of this stuff was true because there's a reason why she was finding all these used condoms. And just so you know the dynamics of when we shot that, I was on the Tonight Show until about

435, then drove to this set. Now the set, I will tell you, was like an X, it was like a, it was like a I don't think you would say, it was like a swingers plate. So yes, the one thing that is Zach was Swingers. Swingers plays. The room did complain of Connors.

A living room. There's a bowl for keys. cleaning it up. I had never, I didn't see any. But either way, it was like a sex thing. Like, like, people used it. It was like all different rooms. But of course, nothing of that of a crime was going on during, during any of the, any of the filming of my movie. Okay. All right. So the counts were used before the movie started getting filmed. Okay. That's good now. Yeah, they're not from the movie. Right. And it's not true. I didn't want people to find them. But yes, I was using them. By the way, they

sort of buried within the most interesting part is he's talking about the time that he got to the set. The Tonight Show at Jay Leno would film at 530. Oh, really? NBC lot. Yeah. So he wasn't even sticking around for the show at this point, I guess, because why should he? Because

they weren't using him anymore. That's interesting because Karen insists he was fired. And that was the one thing. Everyone's just like, he wasn't fired from the tonight show. Right. Yeah, Jay Leno doesn't fire anybody. Well, Kevin Brennan pressed him on it. I have some clips of her on Kevin Brennan show from yesterday because Kevin reached out to her to get her on and she

insists that he was fired from the Tonight Show which is very interesting. It would make a lot of sense actually. Well, we'll get into that but first let's find out why she became John's manager because you know John's dancing like we're the assholes I know I never I mean I didn't hire this lady to help my career

you know or raise money clearly obviously and I was duped in to learn how to be my manager and then when she became my manager, then I got the money for the movie. So I thought she could, but I get duped by people. I thought she was normal at first

and then realize she was a complete loon. That's why I didn't pay her. Right. I called ice on her and they took her away. I like that Ments over here got duped. And I'm hearing this lunatic to me as manager. What is this? And then he goes, and then I got the money.

She said that her job was to get funding, to raise money for the movie. So it sounds like she did her job well. Right? I hired her and then I got money. And then we made the movie. And then I'm like, I guess I got to make this movie.

Yep. So I don't know if I should have thrown under the bus or not. Ben's been cool about it. We've been messaging back and forth. Oh, remember to tell you a story? I think I talked about it on Dabble versus Live, but remember me to tell you a story

because people are upset with me for putting up the super chats and stuff. There's a lot of that. A lot of people are upset with me for doing that. And if you understood the back and forth I had with this woman and how annoying she was to get around the show, you'd understand why I thought that was so funny. So remind me before the segment's over. But first, John's got some words for Ben Ratner who set the whole thing up for us. And Lady Kay, shame on you.

You know that. You know she was a fucking lunatic. You know she was. And Bet Ratner, you found this woman for him? What the fuck did I ever do to you? What did I ever do to you, Ben? besides being disappointed that you donated money to their

GoFundMe besides that what did I ever do to you for you to dig out this creature out of the Black Lagoon That's hilarious So what happened was John's looking through all the people

donated to our go fund me for the lull suit And he's trying to find people to be like Ben Raynor I thought we were friends So he's messaging him What the fuck He's so upset that we raised money to pay for our attorney, which thank God,

we raise money to pay for our attorney because he actually returns my phone calls, which is nice. I actually get to talk to my attorney. But this fucking, he obviously messaged Ben to be like, dude, what the fuck?

Why would you give them money? As if people aren't allowed to like what they like. And the other idea here is this, what did I ever do to you? Why does he still have that mentality? Ben Ratna, I didn't even docks you, okay? I think he called him, Brett Ratner, the director?

Yeah, okay, I want to make sure I heard that. But I love this idea, it's just like, if I've never done anything bad to you directly, then why would you book my former manager to be on WATP? I said this before. He makes the same fucking mistakes over and over and over again. Yep. He thinks he's due. Yes.

He really does. He doesn't understand. This has to pay off sometime. So stupid. He is Krusty the clown betting against the Honorable Wolop Trotter. I thought the generals would do. All right. So, of course, there were accusations of John doing a cocaine while on the set.

Uh-oh. He addresses that. And there was no Coke on that set. I didn't even do coke in those days. Whoa. Was he announced on the Tonight Show. Let you get up the next morning. Just to give you an idea of my schedule then?

Dude, listen to the story. I got done with the tonight show around 4, 430, maybe five, drove downtown L.A., then shot from six. p.m. till 6 a.m. and then drove back home for about three or four hours, slept, and then repeated the whole process again. So he worked 19 to 20 hours a day, and that proves he didn't do cocaine? Seems like you could use him. That's the worst reasoning to say you're not doing cocaine possible. I don't have time. The same schedule that Michael J. Fox had when he was doing family ties and back to the future. And everyone says he did a lot of.

lot of cocaine at that time. Yeah. It would make a lot of sense. Like, guys, I had to work overnights. You think I was doing coke? Yeah. Definitely.

By the way, I doubt he had to be into the Tonight Show before 11 if I just had to guess. So, you know, it was all right, John. This is the funniest thing that John says. I think she either has me confused with Tom Sysmore, who actually did bank prostitutes on the set.

And I think she may be, I mean, telling me I'm doing blow around children. I mean, who am I, Nick Wicator? Nice. Yeah. Everyone confuses you for Tom Seismore. Oh, stuttering, John. Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, no. That's, there wasn't any cookers. Not my bad. I'm thinking of Tom Seizmore over here. They must have been stuttering Juan. Yeah. All right. So John's whole thing that he's upset about after this interview that we did is the fact that

Can't even sue me. It's unfortunate that I can't sue Lady Kay for defamation. I would, but I can't, because he's just allowing this loom to say whatever she wants. And she doesn't care about getting sued because she's got no money. Okay. So it starts off with, isn't the suck that I can't sue Carl again? I mean, some more. I want to sue Carl some more.

Life's unfair. Yeah. How come I can't just keep suing Carl so much? Well, then later out in the program, him and $2. Corky start to figure out, they're like, wait a second, maybe they do have an angle here. I can talk to, I have some lawyer friends in New York because really now when you're talking about doing, you know, drugs in front of fucking minors, that's, that's, that could hurt me. That can hurt my career in a future. That's future career.

So he's definitely trying to get back into teaching is what that means. That's serious, you know, defamation. I mean, without a shadow of a doubt. I heard she's got GoFundMe's, too. Did you hear this? Yes. Oh, it's like total director. Niki, if you don't issue a retraction, then yeah, I'll look into suing you too.

And Pinky, go ahead, because I'll sue you tomorrow. This is fucking not This is How wanted to take him For the right of publicity lawsuit Against us It took months and months He's going to sue picky tomorrow

It's unbelievable Sue you next Tuesday I like that he gets talked to do it immediately It's like yeah yeah you know what actually I'm going to sue Carl Trying to take the high road But I have to issue a retraction Uh huh

Have ever done that before? Sounds hard Kind of Have I? There's an episode. People can't find it anymore. That's kind of a retraction. Yeah. Not like even close to the truth. This is, this is outlandish. You know, you get a lawsuit. You get a lawsuit. You get a lawsuit. You get a lawsuit. We're feeling everybody. I like, I like, Chasley, like, Corky. Let's not make a white of this. I mean, I'm trying to talk off here. I'm trying to scare people. You're making it sound frivolous. Real talk for a second. I almost did that Oprah thing about the lawsuits. And I stopped myself. I'm like, no, I'm just. It was some of the, I'm just. It was some of the. the conversation.

Thank God. You get a lawsuit. I'm not kidding, man. You're like, you can't just out of nowhere, just make bullshit stories up. And, you know, again, Dan, my ex-wife and I were, you know, happily married. In fact, not according to your stand-up act. You were married. You're married.

13 years, we could do. Let's see. That was 2007. In 2008, we renewed. are marriage vows. Yeah, I mean, so I couldn't do cocaine. Yeah, what does it to do with anything?

Yeah, so I'm banging. She's claiming I'm banging prostitutes with condoms on a... That was the part that you're offended by the most. You think I'm wearing condoms or paying for sex? If I were to bang a prostitute, I would only raw dog. Right.

For my pleasure. Like, I have. have time on a set while I'm trying to squeeze in every minute to get every footage we need. Yeah. Hey, kids. Wait in the other room while dad goes and begs the extras. Like, go on. Like, it's so ridiculous.

And yeah, Carl should, Carl should, um, should have a retraction. I think, I think he, you've earned that. I mean, clearly set out, she was a proxy for Carl to defame you. Full stop. That's what she was, what she was there for. I wouldn't be surprised if Carl was telling her things to say. Like, can you talk about him doing drugs? This is hilarious.

So they're like, we should sue Carl for letting this lady make shit up about me. And then Corky starts making shit up about me. And you know what? Carl was the one telling her to say this and say that. It's like, do you realize you're doing the exact thing that you're saying? I need to retract. Can you sound more insane? I thought me and Chris were the only ones you sent the script to.

So you sent it to this broad too? All right. Do you think that woman could follow a script? You shouldn't make up stories. Did I ever tell you about the Battle of the Bands? Right. Yeah, no shit. Talk about him having sex with, you know, outside of his marriage.

Can you do these things? She was coached. I'm glad corky to have me having sex outside of my marriage. It's a fucking asshole. She was coached. And if Carl, and if Carl coached her, there's another big problem for Carl.

Yep. I mean, this is like, you know, then it becomes. I can get a contingency attorney to do this. Especially with pinky because because no contingency. That's the only good kind of attorney there is, the contingency. But, you know, he's serious. He called you Carl like three times.

He didn't call you Lady Kay. That's how you know. So yeah. Carl. Does legal speak? Start using my first name. You didn't think this through, did you? You really shouldn't have had her on.

People are retarded. Speaking of people that are retired. So Kevin Brennan calls her. while he's on his show to get an interview with her. This is Thursday show. So we did the show Wednesday. Thursday, Kevin Brennan sees that we did that. He wants a piece of the action.

So he calls her up and tries to negotiate an interview with her. Hey, Karen Feldman. Hi, I saw you yesterday on a podcast, and I'd like to have you on my podcast. But can I ask you a quick question? Sure. Okay, did they pay you for your appearance? yesterday because this is the thing that Kevin

wants more than anything. Absolutely. He's like, I don't care what John did on the set, but Carl screwed you over, right? That's all he wants. That's the information he's looking for. He's going to show her your playboard from Wednesday and explain how much money she should have gotten. Sure. Sure. Okay, did they pay you for your

appearance yesterday? Because I pay guess. They didn't pay you. Yes, they did pay me. How much did they pay you? Can you tell me? I asked for $1,500. They couldn't me, my quote, my amount. That's a lot for an hour. No shit.

Yeah, we're on the same page. That's why I said no to $1,500. At first, I thought he was laughing at you for not paying him, but it was like, no, no, $1,500 is insane. That's ridiculous. It's a lot of super chats. Yeah, that's only what he gives to Stevie Lou. He doesn't give anybody else that much money. Yeah, over four years of time.

Yes. All right, I'll give you, I make, I make the most money. You can look, me. up on Wikipedia. My name's Kevin Brennan. I'm Neil Brennan's brother who created the Chappelle show. That's his credit. Not I used to be on Saturday Night Live. Nope. My brother's famous. You ever see Dr. Katz? He didn't say any of that. Nope. Just my brother's famous Chappelle show. I love that Kevin's ankle was like, did they pay you? And we did pay her? Even though the podcast went a lot longer after she left. And she was messaging me to pay her. And I was still doing a show.

so I didn't pay her. I ended up negotiating to $500. Okay. For $1,500 to $500. I tried to do it at $300. We went back and forth a few times. Anyway, she was threatening. Giving me $1,600 for today.

Dude, she was threatening to, like, take this to a magazine or another show. She was going to shop it around. And I was just like, good. I'll just clip it. I'm not a good interviewer. I don't give a shit. I just want to hear what you have to say. But whatever, I was nice enough to do it.

And then I paid it the $250 up front and the $250 afterwards. but it was to the point where she was threatening Ben Ratner. Ben's forwarding me these messages where she's like, Carl said you're a producer, and if I don't get paid, then I'm coming after you. It's just like, Jesus Christ,

she's already suing you. Yeah, it's pretty wild. But no, we did take care of Karen. Appreciate her coming on the show. If you didn't, we all know she would have gone to TV's Will Herron with the story.

Oh, yeah. Nobody else would have given a shit. Very true. So Kevin has her on the show on Thursday, or no, yesterday. This is on Friday. Kevin has her on the show. And Kevin's going to get that microphone away from his face. Remember the first podcast we reviewed today? The guy was breathing heavily

into his microphone. Check this out. And part of her job was writing payroll for the crew. I never wrote a check for myself because I never got paid. I wrote the check. Okay, can we go, can we go back? How did you meet John? He's so bored. It's just like exhausted. This is the beginning of the interview. He's like, whatever. So then they're talking about John getting fired from the Tonight Show. And so she's saying John got fired from the Tonight Show. Everyone's going, I don't think she's right about this aspect.

But Kevin has a good question. I think there were a lot of allegations. I'm not 100% sure, but there were a lot of allegations against John, you know, showing up to work either under the influence or smell or whatever it was. And the producers couldn't handle it anymore. This was before the Me Too movement was really big. All right. I said that up wrong.

It was just staring. I don't even know who he was paying attention. So we molested you? So she's claiming he got fired because either he was showing up drunk or smelly or both to work. And they're like, we can't take this anymore. We're going to get rid of them. And the reason why she claims this is because she would have long conversations with Susanna over at John's house. It'd hang out in the kitchen.

And Susanna would complain about the fact that John wasn't making any money. We would have intense conversations in the kitchen. And whose kitchen? Whose kitchen? His kitchen? His kitchen? me and his wife because he would always want me to come over to his house

and she would tell me the issues they were having and how much money he would spend and how she didn't know how things were going to get covered because, you know, he didn't have a regular income anymore. Oh, so she was basically implying that he wasn't getting paid there. Uh-huh. And this is before the movie came out. Way before the movie came out when we were just in the development phases.

So Kevin starts speculating that maybe they fired him, but pretend that he still worked there, let him save face, because Leno didn't want to have it out there that he fired John or that he lost his job because Howard Stern would gloat about it. I don't know if any of this is true. It seems crazy to me that John was fired from the Tonight Show in 2007. He definitely worked for the show when it came back in 2010. right yeah i mean yeah with when jay first came back after conan was on john was in the cold open where you know of course they made fun of them you know yeah so yeah so i'm not i don't know that karen's right about this but she feels strongly that she had conversations susanna about how he lost his job and had no income and stuff like that but let's get back to the fun so i don't care

about that let's get back to the fun stuff and he smelled did he smell like a b o or like alcohol yeah both but be oh more so So he basically could, and then when you would go to his house, did he smell at his house? Well, she kept it very ventilated and a lot of spray. That's how you live with John Belawandos. You have a lot of fibrose. You know what? That baby oil that Diddy was buying, that's how Susanna used to buy fibrose by the palates.

That's why she fell in love with Aaron because he just doesn't smell bad and she saved so much money. You imagine. If John wants to sue people, this might be the thing that triggers him, this clip right here from MLC, not this show. MLC played this. And people that knew me when I represented him and told me that, you know, he's an absentee father. And, you know, his kids want nothing to do with him. They don't speak to him. They don't.

They haven't seen him. ages. Uh-oh. John doesn't like when you say that kind of stuff. Yeah. It's a cause a real problem. Unless she had a crystal ball in 2007 because, I mean, that is accurate, but I don't

think it was accurate at the time she's saying. She actually said, Bill in that house. She actually said when she met John, his kids adored him. And she's like, I can't believe he lost at all. Like, they don't even talk to him anymore, but back then, it seemed like he was a good father.

The kids liked him. and John actually sent Karen to therapy. He started going to therapy three days a week because of working with John was, there's so much PTSD from this experience. And Kevin right here, I don't know what the fuck is going on with Kevin. He must not be paying attention. This is the worst follow of question I've ever heard. And after dealing with him, it made me wonder, should I get out of the industry?

So another manager and agent suggested I go see. this therapist and I did. Do you know Barry Katz? Barry Katz? Yeah. Yeah, he used to be my manager. Cool.

Cool story, bro. What? So, John's explanation for the used condoms was that it was a swingers club. Right. Or a sex thing.

That's what you do. You throw them around. Sure. And there's like a pinata involved. And so Karen explains she has an explanation for that well i don't know because we have that set booked for a month so they couldn't have their parties there so the only explanation is you know john's prostitutes i'm only laughing because that's a great title and also he would make the p a pa's by him

a large quantity of a certain kind of Trojan. What a mini? Good question. They're called micro-trogens, I believe. Hammer time. Anyway, so this is one more clip on here, then we'll get back to John responding to this. So we watched John from after we had carried on,

and obviously KB has carried on, and John has to respond to that. And I know John's not going to like this. This is what we were talking about earlier. When I first took him on, his kids really loved him. You could see that they really adored him. That's good. And how that went from his kids really loving him to disowning him

and now dropping his last name. just blows my mind. Yikes. If you didn't like what she had to say on my program. Because what's happening to Karen, if you're not keeping up here, is that she gave her cell phone number out at WATP. And so now she's getting messages from all sorts of people about John. She's taking phone calls.

People are pretending to be other people. She was forwarding me these emails, supposedly from Suttering John, threatening to sewer. And I was like, that's not the real Suttering John. And she was forwarding me these threads. We're going back and forth. And finally she's like, yeah, you're right. That wasn't the real Stedery, John.

It came from Be Dabler Show at Gmail. Well, it was a spoof of his email address, but the person finally confessed it's like, by the way, I'm not John. I just fucking with you. Which is funny. So Suttering John comes back on his show. And so now this is after Kevin Brennan's episode. This is Friday night.

Kevin's show Friday evening. John comes back Friday night. And it starts off with John is disgusting. just broken wrist I mean you can you see the fingers

now it's getting worse and worse Frankenforum franken frank franger he is

his entire arm is completely purple it's all bruised up his fingers were terrible and that finger didn't look good to begin with

no it's got way way worse this is This is old man, alcoholic falling in the home. This is like if he had family. I mean, just looking at it. In the Civil War, that thing would have already been amputated. Right.

I mean, there is no saving it back then. But I think there's no guarantee that he has that arm a year from now. I think you're right about that. He needs like one of those like medical work bracelet things or, you know, I hope I've fallen. I can't get up. Something like that, right? What is it this time, John? I just, I just need to

friend. What are you doing? Were you watching the shit wear? I can just dispatch ambulances. I really wasn't watching the shit wearer, but you might have noticed something if you're watching the segment that we're doing

because I watched John's show from Thursday and I'll be watching John's show from Friday and something important has not changed from Thursday to Friday. I know the answer. It's the same shirt. It is the same shirt as yesterday. And guess why?

Because I slept in it. That's right. I slept in it. Oh, no. So he's literally like, yeah, and you know why? Because I'm a dirt bag and I don't clean myself. What do you want to do about it? It's fucking crazy.

But all John needed was an excuse to be even more disgusting than he already was. And now he has it. You know how hard it is. right now for me to take a shower now it's every other day. I doubt it. His family would have begged for every other day. His family would have begged for every other day.

He hates showering so much. Remember the story he told about his kid wanted to go to the movies with him? And he's like, oh, I haven't showered in days. You want to hop in the shower and go to the movies with a kid. Nope. It's a whole process. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Well, we saw I'm trying to open that bottle of water.

So the idea of getting in the shower does seem like it might be a little. tricky. I think we were talking about this with Lucy on Devilverse Live. Showering's done. Laundry is definitely done. And you can see that. He's already wearing the same shirt two days in a row. I think he may have turned it inside out. To make it look slightly different. That would

take way too much effort. He has not touched it. And then I've been talking about this for a while. John Braggs about at 728 and I'm having my first beer. How can I be an alcoholic? It's close to 8 o'clock at night and I'm having my first beer. Well, this is the reason why he can wait so long. I didn't get out of bed till four o'clock.

And I just drove to the fucking 7-11, got some beer, I got an ice cream, because I need calcium. Got to get some vitamin D for this thing, you know. So ice cream. Yeah, that's where to get it. That's the best source of

calcium, ice cream. Beer and ice cream is what's going to solve your problems. It's my secret. I believe that. He's set until four. That's depression right there. Yeah, I got a burly. Can you imagine and then bragging about having your first beer at 730?

With an ice cream. I was good. Unbelievable. He made a bushlight float with the ice cream directly in it. For the calcium. Well, John is hoping to get some sympathy chats why I keep showing his arm and his bruising and his cast and everything. Like you would think any of my, any of my. of my fans would super chat me a little bit more than $2,

considering the amount of pain the Duke is in. You would think, but here we are. It's not happening, unfortunately, for John Melendez. Right, let's get, let's back into Karen talk. John is concerned about what she's getting paid to do these shows. I mean, here Pinky was giving her, um, 60% of the net superchats. Oh, I love it.

I love it. So let's get this straight. Pinky made a grand. Then you take the 300 out of there. Then it's 700. 60% he's giving him 400. So Pinky's getting 300. And I don't count other people's numbers.

I don't care. What? He just went through a whole exercise. of counting the numbers and figuring out Gross versus that. Yeah. What's talking about? By the way,

I don't even give a shit about people's numbers. Seems like you do because you were concerned about this, too. Shame on you, Lady Kay. You paid a $1,500 for this. You don't. Yeah. He was certainly did not.

He did. I most certainly did not pay her $1,500. By the way, Brennan, I did look it up. Brennan made $7202. yesterday. So if he did give her 60%, I'm not good at math, but that's more than you gave her. No, it's not. Well, no, because that's gross too, right? $700? Oh, yeah, that's true. So it would be net. It's a lot less. Yeah. Which is fine for sloppy seconds. It makes sense.

That's gross. Rob Sol joins the show. And Rob Sol finally admits that he was in rehab. You know, he's been telling us different tales about Florida and friends. and beaches. Dogs. Was he in rehab for for pills, dog fucking or both? The dog fucking is still on the table.

In fact, they feel like he needs the dog fucking or to stop drinking. So get more dogs. We're prescribing you. All right. So this is hilarious because so he finally admits that yeah, yeah, I had to go through detox.

And then I went to rehab and I'm not drinking anymore. And look at the way that John congratulates his buddy, for getting sober. They just got a, I didn't have any, I wasn't like, you know, having the shakes

or anything like that. They just have to monitor you for like a week or two to make sure you don't. Well, I'm, congrats, Rob,

really proud of you, Rob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Chadd be the worst sponsor ever. It's like, hey,

I quit drinking. You quit drinking, good for you. Let's do shots. But you can still have beer. Right. Light beer. Right.

That's a cow. Warm light beer from the back of my trunk. So what's in your medicine cabinet? Don't throw it away. I'll come over and help you clean it out. You know, he won't scold water. That's like against the rules. If you're drinking water, you can't say skull.

But it'll skull sobriety. Yeah. It's amazing. I want to school Christian Blat. Hey, that's me. Thanks for coming on the show today, buddy. Thanks for watching a horrendous podcast and pulling some clips for us. The worst thing is that because they're based in Vegas,

they might see if I can present anything from them for Hackomania. If they do anything big enough, I'm going to watch their comedy specials, basically. Oh, good idea. So, yeah. Good idea as in terrible idea. But, yes. I think they've been on Patrick's show before he knows them or something.

That's why he sent that on. So, I mean, I'm not telling you not to do anything. No, no. It makes it better, actually. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, they'll probably say yes to being there. You know, they might actually be outside with the protest. for Corey Feldman.

Perfect. Yeah, I'm in Chad Zumach. But yes, thanks for having me on. And as you mentioned, people can see me on this channel. Tuesdays at 1 p.m. Pacific, 10 a.m. Nope. 1 p.m. Eastern 10 a.m. Pacific for her these broadcasts with the talented one, the great Eric Lane, Eric Zane, his beautiful hair.

And my personal podcast, the Blackcast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T. All right. Well, thank you so much, Christian. Always a pleasure to talk to you, my friend. Yep. Great to see you. Guys, I'll see you guys in Vegas. The voicemails is usually my favorite part of the show, but I gotta go to my kids' little league.

So I'll see you guys. I'll see you guys in a couple weeks. Sounds good. Have fun at Little League. And what you're missing actually is Internet News with Lucy Tightbox. So you done fucked up. We interrupt your enjoyment to bring you the Internet News with Lucy Tightbox. From Patreon, Sean O'Pines, these devilverse barnacles like Rob Saul and Grillo are like Homer

when he started Compu Global Hyper MegaNet after seeing everybody making money. via the internet. They jump on a bandwagon with no clue and immediately have their handout. SSD suggests, Whitney and Tori Dunlap should pair up for a financial and life advice show. Just imagine how much we could all be thriving, if only we could be the lucky recipients of their genius. Slow Dancer 45 notes, John didn't deserve to be treated well by people like Artie, Anthony, Stern, and Leno. All he did was ride their coattails and constantly shit on them. Backdoor Benji might not be wrong. Carl needs to be in the penalty box for the Leno impression. Sleep near points out, somehow it never stops being fun watching Maddox fall out of his

smug 90s website nest and hit every branch on his way down the failure tree. From our Reddit, McGray shares, I enjoyed every minute of that interview. Someone knew to confirm the Dabble versus belief that John is a rotten creep. Dick Bukaki unloads with, it's hard to seem credible when you look like a meth addict. However, the way she talked about John is 100% believable and didn't seem like an exaggeration. Alien Melender has other priorities. I'm more concerned with the fact that Carl doesn't understand that us Floridians don't want to upload our driver's license to fucking porn hub. Remote for life, writes, reading the superchats was unnecessary. At least wait until she leaves.

Besides that, had no problem with the interview. Rent electrical gripes. It only took me a few episodes of the creep-off to realize what a creepy stack of shit Carl is. Quiet's off is taken aback. People are just now realizing that Carl's a weird sociopathic goblin. I thought that was part of the show. The Duke blows coming in hot. Fuck this $2.

Dan, idiot. Even if he is trolling John. He's DG with sunglasses, nothing more. Schoolie A-bar comments on John responding to Feldman Gate. So once again, if he ignored this shit, he'd be fine. But there he goes, sprinting into the field of discarded rakes. T-bone Rick Wiscoe asks, What's the over-under on how many times drunkie shows his arm today?

Weak-prick-slub offers, in his 12-year-old brain, he's proud of of this. Wizard with Gus its riffs. My shower turned on me. Bubba McChese is disgusted. This fucking idiot has had like 56 rock bottoms and is still drinking, just human garbage drinking himself to death. J.K.O. reminds us, what's incredible is that anyone else would be ashamed, but he doesn't care that his kids disowned him. And from YouTube, Roland Deshaen comments, so basically, every single thing you would think about John during that movie is true. He was on that. set thinking he was Orson Wells and Paul Newman combined. Piper Ian 3962.

Can you imagine working that hard on the cinematic equivalent of the squeegee bit? Stand-up comics is probably right. John is so out of practice showering that he fell and broke his arm. Billy Farrell reveals, I used to go to Florida for a few months too. It's called going to rehab. Ben Shire isn't alone. I hate when he quotes,

You can't handle the truth. It never applies. and Marinator plays us out with The Duke of the Fracture. Not bad. I get puns. That's pretty good. What do you got?

Voicemails over here? Yeah, did you want to plug anything? No. Okay. Did you? No. Okay. Gary and San Diego voicemail segments.

It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and roll. Karen Feldman called into the voicemails this week. Hi, Carl's. Karen Feldman calling back. Thank you for the time on the show. I just wanted to say I started repping another person connected to your show.

One, Stevie no pubes. And he just, he's treated me horrible. Stevie no pubes from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Yeah, I know. And he spent, he's sending PAs to get Rogan for his pubes. And he owes me over $40,000. Thanks, Carl. I'm sorry about that, Karen.

I shouldn't have warned you about Stevie no pubes. I crushed it on the Opier Burr game this past week. Everyone remembers that. You won't shut up. Hey, Carl. I think you cheated on the sports edition of opier, Burr. Also, when I work 12 hours shifts, I shit once right before I leave for work.

And I shit once more when I get home. My man. That's how you do it right there. I'm proud of you. And what's your wiping style? Circular? Hey, Carl, why do you interview so many retarded people on your show? Anyway, call me back.

Thanks. Bye. Is that ready? Good question. I mean, recently, I guess. Hey, Carl. Ooh, I'm all in on Grillo's involvement in the Davoverse as a potential lolcow. He's always fascinated me, that stupid face of his.

that ridiculously horrible manner of speaking that he has. How has this guy gone through any kind of educational institution without somebody pulling him aside and say, look, now, you have got to see a speech therapist. But anyway, I'm very excited. I guess the only drawback is that he said, O'Bioreports, a nice guy. He's not vindictive like stammering fuckface. But I'm sure you'll figure out a way to clown him, Carl. I believe in you.

All right. watch the All Apologies Podcasts, Stoley Trucker, Andy. Sounds good, yeah, gross, thanks. I agree with that. Carl, what the fuck, man? You got this producer from One Too Many on, and you keep asking a bunch of these stupid questions.

You know, you can filter those out. You don't have to read all of the dumb questions about her being slow or whatever. She's just old. Like, I don't care. Like, yeah, whatever. I want to keep focus on the task at hand. Focus on John.

Stop letting people ask stupid questions and stop bringing it on your show. And it's also, it's pretty fucking rude, honestly. All right. Have a good one. A lot of people felt that way. That was very disrespectful to Karen Feldman for reading the Super Chats. I thought the Super Chats were pretty funny. Yeah, it was difficult to not completely laugh in the face.

It's pretty funny. I don't know if people think the show is. I know. We got to goof on jerks a lot. Right. That was the line drawn in the sand. I know. I was actually surprised how many people were.

taking a back by that like this poor lady like well she was really difficult to work with she was really a pain to the ass so whatever it was interesting though it's fun oh by the way wait yeah how old do you think she is oh i think she's younger than me oh god i know most people are but i hope not i would have thought 60s okay in her 60s i don't know no i know that's how she looks whatever road she went down there i hear what you're saying on that yeah okay she's 32. Can you believe that? Yeah. It's 32. She's single?

Yes. Very, very single. We're going to get much more hate for that. This message is for the guy that went and saw Steely Dan with his mom and his drunk dad came stumbling by. Any chance your dad has a podcast that Carl can review. Chris, call me back. I will. Drunky dad I would watch that

Oh There's something I didn't know about Jay Smith was on Joe Rogan again And Joe Rogan was going on and on about how good AI music is there, Carly boy What But listen You and Rogan, you're both podcasters

And you're both unfunny so You should mean in the middle Jesus Christ And where that came from Shots fired Joe Rogan likes AI music I mean Unless it's the intro to Devilverse Live.

That's a bag there. It slabs. It's pretty good. Last one on here. All right. I think I can final this debate. It's hockey, by the way. I've never heard a wean song in my life, but I'm currently listening to waving my dick in the wind, and I'm automatically a fan.

If that matters. It does. Chris, you're cool. Carl, don't go into school a mom. All right. Appreciate it, buddy. You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance. Give that boy dime, you can have a chance to see old Jimmy Wilson dance.

Chris, we got a show tonight. We do. We got to get out of here. Got to learn the notes. Yes, I should go through my guitar parts and edit some jokes. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. All right. roll the credits.

Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Just do it. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast.

It was very revealing. Just do it. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. See in Vegas. Okay, bye.

Lady Kate, you should be ashamed. I'm an asshole. Got your story straight. Who cares? Buckle down. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick. I like to be prepared.

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