Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep714 - Golden Hour Live, Opie & Ron, Scorch, Howard Stern, Stuttering John

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

This week is jam-packed starting with The Golden Hour’s live show at the Vulcan Gas Co. in Austin, TX. Erik Griffin sucks all of the funny out of a room full of people looking for any reason to laugh. Brendan Schaub is just a cheerleader while Chris D’Elia looks embarrassed to be there. Adam finds some cringe this week including a drunk Sammy Hagar praising Tom Waits, dead air on the Fighter and the Kid, and Whitney Cummings on the View admitting she’s crazy. Pat Dixon joins the show to discuss Bob Dylan’s bizarre Patreon. Howard Stern is so mentally ill it's actually depressing to listen to. But that's not all that's broken, his show has become a total disaster with the fakest / lamest prank calls in the history of morning zoos. Opie explains to Ron why people loved O&A and it sounds like Opie thinks he’s Howard Stern. Scorch is back with a brand new show, a brand new format, and the same old hack radio tropes. Stuttering John tries to lie about a job opportunity but he’s too dumb to come up with anything remotely realistic. Megan and Annie join the show for “Is It Gay?” and “Opie or Burr.” We finish with comments, reviews, and voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/qpEKxTFpLwQ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Come to Hackamania! April 10-12 in Las Vegas, use promo code WATP for 10% off – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Sammy Hagar gets drunk and listens to Tom Waits because Sammy Hagar is cool. Bob Dylan created the most bizarre Patreon I've ever seen, and Adam Bush and Pat Dixon are going to be breaking it all down. Howard Stern is back from vacation and has never been more mentally ill. Opie explains to Ron the waiter why Opie and Anthony was such a popular show. Scorches back with a brand new show that features a new format. Suttering John makes up the dumbest lies. about what he is going to do when he leaves the dabbleverse.

Also, we check out some of the DVD commentary on one too many. Meg, it'll be here with Is It Gay? Simon's in it in another round of Opie or Burr. All that and more, but first, the Golden Hour was alive in Austin at the Vulcan Gas Company. And they put it out on their YouTube channel. It has 64,000 views. And these three idiots show up with no plan at all. Eric Griffin did the most work to actually bring some content.

What? Not a good sign. So you have Eric Griffin, Brendan Schaub, Christalia. And the reason why this show is even taking place is because Christalia had a gig booked at the Vulcan that night. So this is a, you know, a Friday in March. And Chris is like, hey, I'm going to be in Austin. It sounds like to Brendan during the show. And Brenda's like, we should do a live show.

And I was like, yeah, we should do a live show. So Christelia is like reluctantly like, okay, we can do a live show. So they did a matinee at the Vulcan. And this is how things start off with Eric Griffin and this guy. This chair is too small for him. Hell yeah. Oh, my God. I'm fat as fuck.

I can't even. Oh, no. Wow. You needed the middle, bro. This is. You said. Wait, I feel like I'm going to stand up and the chair is going to come with me. I gotta get back to it.

Now you have to stay for the whole night. I know. I have to... Dude, you... I'm gonna have to do my show later here and you're just... He's stuck? Get his Xbox or whatever, so he can fucking have something to do. It's gonna break. It's like shallow howl? What's it made out of?

Here we go. No, no, no, I didn't say it. I didn't say it. But look, here's... Laurel and Hardy here, everybody. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I also didn't say anything when Eric said, changed the stools to chairs, and I saw those chairs. And I should have said something.

I'm just saying, they said, they go, that's a small chair. And I go, well, it's, it's okay. Here's what I love about this. This is how they start their show off. And they're getting the reaction they should get. When you see them in their studio, those producers are losing their mind over the most silly nonsense. And you get in front of a wide audience who are there to laugh. They want to laugh.

They're trying. They're trying. They're really trying. And there's just nothing. And I love these guys getting this instant feedback because a lot of these podcasters, especially on the West Coast for some reason, are just chuckle fucks. They can't get enough of their own,

they can't sniff enough of their own gas. And then they get in front of an audience, and people just like, eh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, okay. It's interesting. But what I really enjoyed about this is that Eric Griffin still thinks that, like, Brendan Shob's a thing.

Like, he's a celebrity people are excited about. And so he explains, like, this is the whole reason why we're out here to hang out with our buddy Brendan. You know what the main reason was Is we haven't seen this guy Live in a long while Yeah

The new Ricky Ricardo over here You know Him and his wife making all those funny videos Have you guys seen those? That's all her idea More like Ricky Retardo Am I right? What does he beat his wife on the videos

I'd watch that That's Instagram count I'm following I like how Chris is distancing Himself from them Yeah Yeah. It's very funny that Eric, I was like, oh my gosh, you guys probably watch these Instagram videos from his wife's account, right?

And not a person in the room responded to that. It's like, Eric, what world are you living? We'll giggle while you get settled, but we're done with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be funny. Does he not know the internet exists? Does he not know? Well, in all the letters that Brendan writes his home, he says things are going great,

and he's a big star, so we assumed we came here. He'd be the king of summer camp. I mean, if you go to the fighter and the kid, sub-write it, Brendan's wife's getting a lot of shit because she's trying to be a celebrity She's trying to put herself out there I have an example of one of these videos That Eric Grubbs is like

You guys see these hilarious videos that they're making It's a visual But we can explain what's going on in this This is on a recent video uploaded to her Instagram account She's got a top Actually a onesie She's trying to like throw it on her

Like they do with the special effects It's not working So she threw up behind her Where Brendan in the bathroom. And now he's in the onesie. Eric goes like, you guys see these videos? Yeah.

We do. It's good stuff. Outside of how hilarious it is, the kids won't accept it because it's such a poor edit. It's so stupid. It's so bad. It's so poorly done. So this next clip I have starts off with Eric doing what Eric does, laughing for no reason at all. And it's off-putting when you're in a comedy club.

And the only person laughing is like, one of the guys on stage. I think Chris even recognizes this and makes fun of him, but then he feels bad about it. Dude, this is Golden Hour, and you know what, if you like test it, or you're just laughing to try and suck it. Sorry, I know, I had. You know what, can we start putting a count of the, that's three bad jokes from you now already. Let's get that on the, no, that's the joke. He's one of my best friends. I love him, so shut the fuck up.

and but this is golden hour we're happy to be here and they can't even bust balls he's like wow you're fat and I'm just kidding guys no one make fun for being fat I take that all back yeah make fun of his shirt

I mean definitely horizontal stripes is not the way to go this has the vibe of a father that it's court ordered to spend time with his two children and really doesn't want to be there yes

so we actually get to see an audience reaction shot here someone pans the audience. We can see what it looks like here. And this must have been like the time that they were most raucous and losing their minds. That's why they wanted to show the audience to show this off.

You know what guy. Well, start sniffing. You'll smell him soon. No, but you've never had a plumber or an electrician or something come over. That's part of the job is to not be funky. It's kind of a small room. Yeah. It's a little surprised.

I mean, I would say it's about the same size as what Hackamania last year. As far as the room size goes, maybe fewer people, but I'm a little, uh, surprised they wanted to show that. Right. It looks exactly like a matinee. Yeah, it sure does, yep. Bright outside. You get windows in the background. You guys want to go outside?

Yeah. Dude, if you ever been to the comedy club where there's windows you can see out of? That's weird. Yeah. Design flaw, I would say. It looked like they all had the same haircut. Yeah, a lot of dudes. Now, again, it looks like a prison.

We're going to hackamania coming up. So, you know, it's going to be a lot of dudes there, too. I can't really say too much about that. So Eric tells this story. So he came with a couple of different stories of flying from L.A.X. To Austin's story. Wow. And then he's also got a story about how he was trying to set up his Xbox in his hotel room.

And he broke his TV. And he had to have a guy come up and fix his. TV for him so he could play his Xbox. Wow. He really is a child. Did the guy take a dump in his room? That'd be hilarious with the guy. No, no, it's better than that, Adam.

Hold on. You're close, though. You're close. This guy shows up and he reeks like B.O. Oh, no. Yeah. And so Eric was wondering whether he should call down to the front desk or not to report it, but he decided not to.

But he struggled with this going back and forth. So he took a photo of this guy as he was working on the TV. That's good. That's good. So they could riff on it. And so they pull this photo up, and I'll just let the hilarity begin. He has, honestly, shoes of people that stink. If we're honest, you look at that, you go, oh, yeah, yeah.

Just how worn they are. Those shoes have no traction. The color. No traction. Yeah. So he basically. Holy fuck. That's why he stinks so bad.

He fell in some fucking trash. There's the word of trash. Damn. Brennan that hitting hard right there. We can award the souls are on those shoes. I fixed TVs in a hotel room. What do you want for me? What the fuck was that?

Those are shoes that worn by somebody who stinks. Are they? Is that what it is? I don't know why they wouldn't prepare something. I don't know why they wouldn't have some ideas ahead of time. What's the opposite of relatable? This. Yeah, this.

Right. When they were pitching it to Christa Leah, this is what he was suspect of. Correct. He did not want to do this. He called it. he's like all right we're just going to show up and shoot the shit in front of an audience of people that are asking for refunds is that what we're going to do well more specifically he's like you're really just going to pull from my audience and right with them for more money when i already have a gig in the same spot at the same day you're going to make them pay again for a lesser quality product fine okay brendon's like they're make a wish kid yeah it's it's funny that they're acting like brendon is a celebrity people are there excited to see him they're like no no we all just like Crystal yeah that's right we're here um and i can prove that eric griffin it has no fans because of his

comedy listen to this as he's describing what if this guy did shit his pants all right now you mentioned that already adam he took the poop in his hotel room but but brendt didn't sure like why he smelled bad he's like did he shit his pants the fio so then they're riffing on whether he pooped or not it could have just happened in the hallway he was like he went and there it is And there it is. He took it to Disgustingville. Yeah.

Dude. Hold on. And then he's like, wait, wait. What if it was like this, Chris? He's at the door, he knocks, and I don't come to answer the door yet. And then he shits himself. Then I go, hey, what's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Professional comedian Eric Griffin, everyone. And then he goes, good stuff. This is insane. You really had the dad stop embarrassing me vibe. This is insane what's going on. And then at the... that Eric's like oh I got another story for you all

like okay take it away Eric and he talks about how he was taking the red eye and he wanted to get upgraded to first class and there were two guys named to Eric Griffin on the waiting list to get upgraded to first class like wow did you meet him like no I never saw the other Eric Griffin or anything

okay but here is the exciting conclusion to that story I was hoping you know what I got the upgrade so fuck him he goes I was hoping it was the other Eric Griffin so you go on after group nine wow so you got what kind of seat i got to first class right you got the upgrade just one seat this is the conversation you'd hear at like an electronics convention you know what i mean

this is like a comedian talking about how they got to austin yeah i got the upgrade cool good it's comfortable yeah yeah it's nice we got to witness christelia running out of steam just midway there he just gave up He's like, oh, Eric, you're giving me nothing. I'll save it for later. Yeah, this sucks. So you pulled a couple of clips on here as well, Adam. And do you want to start with the, what have you stopped doing since becoming a father? That's the question that's asked of all of them.

That's the question that's asked. And let's see how they respond. There's one major thing. There's one major thing, guys. And I don't want to address it or talk. about it. And I won't do it, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that started like this. As soon as you asked, we all looked at

Crystal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's okay. It's amazing you made it more awkward than putting him in a porno, though. No, what have I stopped doing besides, you know, fucking everyone. I'd like to let them do the imagining, but... Yeah, you said that. Did he fucking... Yeah, what have I stopped

doing? You know what I stop doing? Besides that. I can say, I don't do as many local spots anymore. Oh, yeah. Way to follow Chris Celia's sex addiction. Response. What a loser.

I stop cheating at my life every day. So there's that thing. Eric's like, yeah, and I've been picking up fewer and fewer weekend gigs on anyone else. I'm drinking less milk. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, because I like. spending more time, you know, because they keep saying, like, it goes quick. You know, that's the thing they always say.

It goes quick. And it's happening in real time right now. I'm like, this motherfuckers, too, and he's running around and shit. And I'm like, comedy show, Eric, focus. Comedy show. I don't want to miss any of this. It doesn't really go quick, though, man. My son's still six.

How long has he been six? Three years. I just, so that's, I'm just, so that. Maybe it's not a comedy show. I apologize. I take that all back. Wow. This is like the devil.

devil and angel on either shoulder. One is, like, joking about predatory crimes that it's not far enough removed from to be making those jokes. And the other guy's like, you know, they grow up real fast. They just cherish every moment. Is there no in between? Do we know if the FBI investigation has been shut down yet or not, Chris? Nah, we're not really sure.

Anyway, so what's going on with you? We can still joke about, though, can we? I say that. What about you? I mean, I completely stop stand up. I don't tore out all anymore. Stop drinking. Stop doing others.

Where did he start stand up? I know. Bad stuff. Wow. He used to raw banks, so he stopped that. Yeah, banks. Freeze, give you all your money. It's obviously him.

Holy shit. Yeah. They don't even think to have a joke answer. So Chris has to step in and be like, hey, guys, how about a joke answer? It's a comedy show. And his joke answer sucks. So it doesn't help at all.

They're treating this like a support group. Right. Well, you know, I've cut down on my drinking quite a bit, and I get up early now. Whatever. You're a great dad. What do you want? It gives a shit.

It's really the wife's TikTok. It's not mine. It's really her thing. She drags me into it. Twice I've seen Eric lose his mind where he has to reach out and clap. Yeah. Did you see him, Brendan shrug him off the second time?

Yes. That was noticeable. That is why when they came up onto the stage, Eric tried to grab the far left where Chris is sitting. And Chris went, I'm not sitting in between you two idiots. And he is as far away from it as possible. There'll be no high fives during the show.

Promise you that. Good move. All right. Do you guys want to watch the funniest part of the episode? This is the highlight. This is the highlight of the show. This is where things really go well. And these guys are riffing.

They're talking to the audience, an audience participation, which is always good. Ask Mercia about that. Always a good idea. See what happens. See if we can do more of these and so thanks for coming out.

You know what I mean? It was a great show. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, RFK is here? Okay. Guys got the raspy voice. Eric quickly, RFK, RFK Jr., I'm sure he means.

Which is great. People got to laugh. Chris is, you know, can't even look at him anymore. He's in hysterics. It's Jack Benny. He's got his take. Yeah. Brendan Chau was kicking his feet.

You can't believe how funny that was. And because these guys are professional comedians, I'm sure they'll just move on and riff on something else. I knew this podcast leaned right. I knew it. So, Brittany, tell us about your... It was either RFK or a guy driving in a car on a bumpy road. It's either or... Dude, that was really nice.

You're fucked up, man. That's a nice thing to say, even with that voice. That's a nice thing to say. Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate shit like that. 30 motherfuckers. 30 motherfuckers? You show.

You show. You show. Oh, hell yeah. So be cool, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And then Brendan's kids' baseball game is tomorrow. It was a stride.

See, Chris, they're doing impressions of this guy's voice and coming up with different scenarios on what he might be talking with that voice that he has that they find hysterically funny. For assholes. Poor nice guy right there. You all piece of shit, man. But like, get a throat loss. You know what I'm saying? Can we get some tea and honey for this motherfucker? Is that really all you got?

The Steve Austin bullshit with a voice. That's all you got. I've never, I've never, I've never heard a guy who's loud and not loud at the same time. He did it, dude. You don't need to fuck you with him, man. This guy just, like, that's the top of his love. He's done it. Loud and not loud.

Oh, cool. Guys, move on. What's he saying? If you love you, bro. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. The live podcast. He left?

Thank you, bro. Appreciate you. Appreciate you, bro. He's leaving literally to go get a new voice. You're fucked up, man. He's in his car just right. How thin skin is Brendan Shubb? He's like, guys, I think he went a little too hard on that guy.

We might get shot. Yeah, we got to calm down over here. Well, it's Texas. He was like, I'll be right back. Yeah. And at the end, he goes, That's for fucking with me. And then everyone goes,

ah, what did he say? A piece of shit, man. Well, whatever it is. He was all, I love the show. You know, fuck you. That's not what we mean, but he's like the worst robber. Get me my money. What's the fucking deal?

What's he saying? What's he saying? What's he saying? Did he just call me honey? Did he really leave? Oh, poor. guy. He gets it fucked up. No, no, no. That,

that was great. He was great. He was great. He was great. A lot of applause for Yeah. One thing for sure. One thing, one thing for sure is you know that guy had shorts on. That's all I'm saying. There is no way in hell that guy was not wearing

shorts. So four minutes ago, he made the RFK joke. And they're still trying to riff on that. Mm-hmm. And I'll tell you this. They must think that that was the greatest thing that happened in this entire show, because check out the cold open that they put out here.

We want to see if we can do more of these, and so thanks for coming out. You know what I mean? It was a great show. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, RFK is here? There it is. That's the highlight.

Mm-hmm. The highlight of the show that led to four minutes of nonsense. Utter nonsense. Also let to zero stars on the dive bar locator. So, yes, that's the golden hour live from the Vulcan Gas Company. I hope they keep doing more live shows. That's going to be a lot of fun for us. Pringe of the week.

Cringe of the week. All right. Adam, you brought some different varieties of cringe of the week as you're apt to do these days. I sure did. Maybe we can decide which one is the absolute worst one. Okay. Where do you want to start? I want to start off with our good friend, Maria Bosco, just hanging out, getting in some guy time.

Old are you, Mario? I just turned 50 January 19th. 50 years young. All right. I don't know about young, but. All right, you look great. What do you identify as? Mail.

What are you talking about? My guy. And that's all of the questions. You got a bichiel? Yeah, I got a pichadil. Yeah. You got a pickle? Yeah.

Then you got a dill. You got a bit. You got a bitadil. Bichiel. A deal. You should identify as a, a big chadiel. Child's doll. But he's talking about his dick, huh?

You got excited about that, Adam? Why is he wearing a full suit and everyone else is in like swimwear? He's classy. He's very classy. What are they saying at the end there? Is it just me and that doesn't know what they're saying? Telling about something dill? Kosher deal?

Pish a deal. Something dill? I don't know. I think so. Yeah. Sure. Good stuff. Yeah.

Because I'm not talking about our dick slitter at the show. So stick around for that. Oh, you push a deal? You got to push a deal. What does that mean? I don't know. Why are they laughing? Because it's dick humor.

Dick jokes. They just ask him a simple question. How do you identify? And he's like, oh, what do you mean? What do you mean? Simple question.

Well, I mean, he could have pulled his dick out, I guess. That would have been fun here, but you can prove it. Yeah. Where we're going next? This clip from the rat dirty jersey

is number two because I remember stuttering John saying that the worst thing you can ever do is accuse someone of being an alcoholic. Well, here he is laying into karmic for

existing. Nolan he better. He doesn't know shit. So let's get that. Okay. So we're watching dabbling Dufus here. I see why you pulled this clip.

He's wearing a shirt with your face out of the big heart. I didn't even notice that. That's amazing. Look at that. Wow. That's pretty cool. Danway Dubas loves

any better. He doesn't know shit. So let's get that. let's work on that. Let's work on besides your alcoholism. Let's work on double negatives. So who is the piece of shit here?

He is. So he called Karmic. He said he has alcoholism. Yeah, he has alcoholism. Jesus Christ. Parmach's the alcoholic in that way. Right. It'd be one thing if John didn't get drunk on his streams.

You know, if he was just an alcoholic at the bar and in his house when he was falling over in the shower. But he does get drunk on his streams quite often. Sure does. In fact, we have a guy coming up in a minute who watched him get drunk on a New Year's Eve not too long ago. I remember very well. Speaking of getting drunk on your streams, Sammy Hagar, did you even know this guy drank? No.

Is he like to feel like? Sammy Hagar likes to put a few down. And he decides to stream live on what, Instagram? Yeah. And he's talking about cool Tom Waits is, listening to some Tom Waits and getting wasted. One of my favorite artists of all time. One time I called him, this is his new stuff, and asked her to write a song with me. And he said, what are you talking about?

I don't know what you mean. I said, you know, you write some lyrics. Here's some music. And he's going, well, what do you want? What do you mean? He looks like he did that music video for Atlantic Confucian. Yes, he does. He looks like spitting image.

Yeah. I realized that he was so far out of my league. I'd have a chance. Tom Witts, one of the greatest artists of all time. I love this guy. Yes, he has a good way. Thanks for sharing with us. Sammy, that'll be enough.

We get it. We get the point. He looks like the character, drawing of himself. Yes. He put out his Sammy Hagar mask and went online. Or Rob Saul's impression of Sam. And I'm sure that's all he's going to have to say about Tom Waits, President,

to make any more videos. No, no, this goes on and on and on. He knows when he's hit gold. Tom Waits. Don't blow up. He's a big in your shoe. Tom Waits. He's got a hashtag that says, yes, I am buzzed.

You're wasted. So what's really going on. Of course, he tags Tom Waits in it. He's hoping the Tom Waits sees it. It's like, hey, Sammy, what's up, buddy? Did you hear the story he told in that first one? Yeah, the fact that he asked him to write a song with him, and Tom Waits is like, no. Yeah.

I don't write songs like right now. So, no, definitely not. I can drive 55. I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only time will tell if we can stand the test of time is by at least jam our lyric from any Van Halen's song. I fucking hate that.

He did say that. It's really terrible. Oh, is he still drunk on you? You're talking about Tom Waits? You can see his house a little bit in the background on this one. That's fun. Okay. As an artist of all time.

Sorry, every. Cheers. Tom, you're to rest. Well, there's proof. The Sammy Hagar is cool. Yeah. He's also been visited by space aliens. I'd rather him talk about that than Tom Waits.

It's way more interesting. But what do I know? Not that? No. The fighter and the kid has been going downhill for quite some time. And lately, it's been very interesting. Brendan Scheld has been addressing directly the fact that the show is not as big as it used to be. That's why they don't have guests anymore.

He used to book guests all the time. They don't have guests. Because the guests they used to have, have bigger podcasts than they have now. So there's no reason for them to travel to Austin to be on the show. And he also says, we used to stay at home runs. Now we hit singles. Nothing wrong with hitting singles. Which is really a weird thing to say about it.

Yeah, especially if he used to hit home runs, then that's not good. The show that you're still doing. So, yeah, I can imagine Barry Bond later in his career. They're just like, well, he'll probably just bunt and get on. He's making contact. Come on. Yeah, right. So anyway, this is a clip that Adam found where it just seems like they don't know what the show was happening.

They don't know what to do. Neither of them have a clue why they're doing the show anymore. Yeah. It is what it is. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. Are you going to do any electric vehicles on your show, Brian? I was just waiting for someone to just start going.

I love a parade. What the fuck are they doing? It's just dead air. It's like the first session of marriage counseling. Well, someone's going to start? It's also like a political cartoon because behind the scenes, you only hear the voice of Chin, the producer, who just bought a cyber truck.

And as we know, he is not flush with cash, and this move to Austin hasn't been the best for him, so he just decided to hail Mary, make himself happy, I'm buying a cyber truck, and he's watching his cash cow, just like sputtering in silence. So he's like, you're going to be covering any electric car soon?

What do you got? Anything, Brendan? 1800 bucks a month. It's a pretty big car payment. If you guys can have to step it up little bit here. You know, I'm living in the truck. Chris Webster sent this into me. This is Whitney Cummings on the

View. Do you guys know what Whitney Cummings on the View recently? She confessed to something here that you'll be shocked by. I'm glad this is out because I think it's time for men to see what women have always known, which is that men hate us, you know?

And men need to get pissed off about this. Get your boy. Like this is your guys' as, you know, also. And, you know, and it's not just young men. You know, I think there's a lot of ways that, you know, it's more insidious when men get older and still hate women in different ways, you know, whether it's doctors and psychiatrists or finding, finding new ways to dismiss our symptoms to call us crazy. Oh, my second. Men really hate me. Even my doctor, my psychiatrist, my fiance, everybody watches my show. Well, these guys hate me. They eat all women, though, right?

Oh, my God. Coming up, how to make your man happy. Sorry, Whitney. They all think I'm crazy. Can you believe they all think I'm crazy? This is awesome. Wasn't it what she says here? Every time I go in to just talk about my feelings, I got diagnosed with ADD and OCD, and I don't have either.

Resting bitch face. There, you're boring and I'm busy. I don't need to go on a medication because I have stuff to do. They need to get off of talk radio. We're coming right back because we're going to finish talking about this. Is there anything easier to accomplish in the world than getting people to clap in the studio audience of the view? Trump is wrong. Yes, let's go.

That show sucks. Am I the first one to figure that out? Anyway, that's our friend Whitney Cummings admitting that she's crazy. She's been diagnosed. It's crazy. What was she even talking about there? Men hate women. Sure.

I mean, it's the show to go on to say that. Yeah, apparently her examples were my doctor says I'm crazy. My psychiatrist says I'm crazy. And everyone hates me. Because they didn't have much of a comment except to stare and then cut the commercial real fast. Yeah, I know. It didn't really go anywhere. It didn't it.

Well, I'm excited to bring on our guest who's been on the show before, but not often enough. Of course, he's been blowing up in the devilverse lately with his, uh, commentary on all things John Melendez and Keanu and Gino Pat Dixon is here What's up Pat? Hey, what's happening? You're boring

I'm busy Right It's something up doesn't it? Yeah, that's Sammy Hagar thing I'm sorry to guess him And then you know that David Lee Roth I wish he was there Don't you wish he was there to kind of help him through that

You know what would he say to that When they toured together I would love to have been any one of the roadies on that tour that had to be amazing to witness what was going on because every night was like this struggle of who's headlining and I don't want to be able I don't want to see his fucking dressing room all right you better keep him the far away from me as possible yeah who do you got in that song with Tom Waits you know

and then David Lee Ross like one time I got to sing it with the rascals I got late a lot that night what was the um david lee roth was on o'n a with dwight gooden i want to say and dway gooden was talking about cocaine addiction and how it ruined his career and he was talking about this lowest low where he's like the rest of my team is celebrating a world series victory they're in a parade and i'm at my drug dealer's house just trying to score cocaine and it was i when i realized like i've thrown my life away And these were also like, cocaine was the best man. We used to get bitches back into the shows.

We'd be up all night. Do it blow. He was like, it wasn't understanding what Doc was putting down in a hall. Wow. Come on. All right. That sounds like fun. Moving in like.

I was just funny in any scenario. Except for he's hosting his own show. Surprisingly. Not funny. That's what he sucks. Weird. Speaking of that funny, Bob Dylan put out a Patreon. Yeah.

And it's odd. You want to explain. what's going on here. I know you're a big Dylan fan. Well, he started an Instagram not that long ago, where he's basically curating pretty cool shit, old movies, songs he likes,

weird letters and speeches. It's free. It goes along with his theme time radio hour, which if you haven't heard, you really should. It's on Sirius XM. It's a radio show he hosts that doesn't play any Dylan. It's just a lot of comedy,

a lot of hip-hop, a lot of old folk music, very cool stuff. So when he announced his Patreon, I'm thinking, And this is going to be something new and exciting. But let's just take a look at his Instagram first, if you don't mind. He's at 1.2 million followers.

He's following as zero people. He was Butler Hickok in 1837 in Illinois, though the world would come to know me by another name. My father, William Alonzo Hickok, came from New England stock. The Hickok family line traced back to early English settlers. I don't spend a ton of time on Instagram. No one's looking for this. No one's going to in Scrab It's amazing how different

His speaking voice is from his singing voice I don't think that's Bob Yeah so what what even is that stuff They just have like a random boxing match Very random So is he going for something Is it like some kind of angle to this Now I will tell you what the duel was actually like

Not the headlines Not the secondhand mythology But what it felt like to stand on that field to face a man. Yeah. It's interesting, but it's a free Instagram. He's not somebody that lets you in very often. And if he's actually just an older man sitting at home on an iPad thinking we would like

this, that's awesome. If it's his team doing this, that's awesome too, because they tend to have good taste. That's all well and good for an Instagram. But check out his Patreon. For $5 a month, you can get access to. this treasure trove of goodies. This is a bull rider, a short story, a letter from Mark Twain to Rudolph Valentino.

Oh, and those sort of the same things from his Instagram. Yep. And then a clip of Mahalia Jackson from YouTube. It's a great clip, all the way. He had to start a Patreon that was kind of necessary for him because Neil Young got his YouTube taken down. Is that it? He's talking to the other.

He's like, yeah, Patreon's where you got to go. I got to get behind the paywall. They want you to get away with murder over there. So what is the deal here, Adam? What's the, what's Bob trying to pull off? Are the people paying for this Patreon? Are they enjoying it? Well, I did.

All right. I appreciate that. I'm jogging in the invoice. Yeah. Thank you for filling it out so quickly. Yep. No problem. I just, you know, I wanted to bring it to you guys because I don't understand quite why.

Every time I've doubted him, it is paid off at some point. but why he's choosing to monetize things he's already given out for free is very confusing to me. Pat is a big Dylan fan. I believe I was part of a conversation that was very confused by. As you and Adam were talking about how Bob Dylan's later stuff is better than his early stuff. Oh, yeah, it's absolutely better. It's, yeah, it's better in every way. I mean, the, you know, lyrics, the songs, the music itself and the maturity of the voice.

I mean, it's all great. And by later, we're talking about the last. 20 years. I am anyway. I mean, like, it's, it's not as if it's, uh, you know, a brand new development. But yeah, I loved everything since like 96, 97. Oh, yeah, I like stuff before, you know, but it's like you get tired. I get the harmonica's mixed too loud and everything. And I, and I don't want to hear anything about something blowing in the wind and all that

crap. You know, it's like, it gets old. Uh, I mean, it is old. It's literally old, you know, but I mean, like, you're listening to the culmination of however many years. he's been on the road and singing and writing songs and stuff. I mean, how could it fail to get better? So he, well, most musicians don't get better at songwriting over time.

It's interesting. But he is touring all the time. And he's playing hundreds of shows a year. And does he play the greatest hits at his shows? Does he please the people are just like, oh, Bob Dylan's in town? I'll go check that out. Or does he play to people like you? He plays a few of those.

I mean, you have to, you have to, I mean, how do you even make a playlist, you know, that you're going to do out of like a, what is a 60-year career? or whatever it is. Is that, am I correct in that? So, like, 60 years. Closer to 70 years. He played, he played every album on, I mean, excuse me, every song on the rough and rowdy ways album, which came out in like 2020.

Oh, okay. And then besides that, he played, you know, maybe eight or nine, you know, of the older songs. Yeah, he'll play the hits. The problem is you won't recognize them because they won't be the same arrangement in any way. And I go to see him live a lot, and at any show, a quarter of the audience will leave immediately. And I remember hearing in the bathroom once this man turning to his friend saying, not a shadow of the man he used to be, like spitting.

And I remember thinking like that, that's exactly what Dylan wants. This is a whole new character. This is not that kid doing the protest songs. This is like, don't get up, gentlemen. I'm only passing through Vincent Price intro from thriller, like weird character guy, like a mayor or a sheriff. And the songs are different. but I love both of these characters very, very much.

And I don't want to see the same thing every time I go see someone live. I love that he's completely reinventing it. So do you think Bob Dylan is letting us into what his interests are? Because it's not what Patriot's supposed to be. It'd be funny if I was just like posting clips of like Star Wars movies and, you know, the Cubs winning in the ninth inning or something. Definitely appropriate for Instagram. Right.

Not so much Patriot. You can certainly do that as a story, I suppose. What I think he's fucking with here, which is why he's either the dead. or God is AI, which is so weird. Like one of them, you see that one, it's a letter or it's a fictional, you're not that, there's one that says chat on it. And if you listen to the voice, you're like, wow. I stand before you tonight, not as an outlaw, not as a soldier, but as a man who has outlived

his time. I have ridden across the battlefields of the civil war, the lawless plains of the frontier, and the dusty roads of the outlaw trail. And now in my old age, I have watched. think we should listen to the full hour and a half. Let's definitely do that. So this is on his Patreon. You have the last testament of Frank James, who is Jesse James' brother, the well-known

outlaw. And apparently he just set up AI to read this and probably write it as well. I mean, I'm not a Jesse James historian, but I'm pretty sure he didn't have like a liver puddly an accent. Right. They probably don't have a lot of audio of him either. Not much. I guess.

Trying to make him to the studio all that often. He's not lazy. He's not doing this, you know, to make a quick money grab. He has money. So why is this done through a chat GPT voice? And why is that a patron? How many patrons does he have? Do you know?

I think a couple thousand. It's been out for a couple days. No shit. All right. So you think it's gaining momentum already. And here we are promoting it. We're trying to figure out what this AI component is. And if it is just like old man discovers new tool and like won't stop spamming his friends about it,

the new emojis he has on his phone. If people were pissed about the electric guitar. Holy shit. Is this guy going to start shooting out AI music next? I don't know. Joe Rogan will like it, but a lot of people will be very upset about that. I'd love it. I'd love to hear Bob Dylan's AI music.

I would be curious. I would check it out out of curiosity. This is terrible, though. I mean, this is a waste of time. You can find shit like this already. You know, I mean, like, I didn't. Yeah, you can find it on his Instagram for free. Exactly.

this is another weird thing that he's got up here. Letters never sent Mark Twain to Valentino. And it's just somebody wrote like a fictitious letter that Mark Twain would have written to this fashion designer. Somebody ran it through the AI, you know, thing that checks. And it came out zero AI, but it uses a lot of those turns of phrases that AI uses as those, you know, repetitive three. So people have checked this and they're saying it's not AI. But it reads like it. And it has that if it's not this, it's that.

and it very much is in that world. I don't know. I wouldn't put it past him to be writing it himself trying to pass it off his AI just to see what happens. Oh, my God. Bob Dylan is maybe behind all AI writing. He's been busy. This is just it comes from the actual source

so it doesn't pick up. That's very interesting. But there's one short story that he wrote that's seven pages long. If it was just that, I'd be like, well, that's a cool, I guess, if he's writing short stories just that I'd pay for that, I guess, but he credits it to some guy named Feldman.

Karen Feldman? Not Karen Feldman. It's a great story. Not Corey. Is this your clip eight on here? We've got the Bull Rider story? Yeah. And you have some comments from people on the Patreon from it?

Yeah, I thought you'd be curious what the Bob fans thought of this. It's the first line that gives me inspiration. Either you can stick with it or you don't. This is very Bob. and to think that Dylan got a separate notification for every one of them on his phone immediately went and read it. It's so strange. I love that Bob is technically in communicating with us, his audience in the always mysterious mask of I is another.

Superbwriting of course gratitude only to Bob. Why don't I have a fan base like this? I can do dumb shit to try to piss people off. Oh, he's backfires on me. Like Moody's voice. Come on, that was killer. It was really. It was good.

Thank you. Pat. Should have brought you up on the screen. Like, Hey, I'm, I'm, this is Modi here. So he does a good Moody too. We have something in common now.

Dude, at Hackamania, I say that you and I, we just do Moody voice for an entire podcast. I'm doing it for the costume contest, too. Perfect. You're on your knees like Dorf. Shoes on your knees.

Are you short here? Where do you think who's from? He's from Iraq. He's got an Iraq accent we all know and love. You pointed out, Adam, that Bob Dylan's always been interested in technology and kind of a leader in that. Back in the mid-90s, they started putting out these interactive CD-ROMs. I remember I had one from Primus. I think Tales from the Punch Bowl had one.

one of these. Oh, yeah? You could buy the CD and listen to the music, or you could buy the CD-ROM, which would give you the CD-B or also give you a CD-ROM for your computer, and it was interactive and you could watch music videos and maybe play games or all sorts of different things. I didn't realize that Bob Dylan was doing that back in, what, 95, 94? Yeah, yeah, I didn't know either. So anyway, this is, where did you pull this video from?

This is a guy demonstrating that, showing it off. Yes, I found it on YouTube. Okay, yeah, this is a very old computer. or a guy very excited about his new CB-ROM that he's going to play with. This next program brings back memories about my growing up because Bob Dylan has been a musical star for as long as I've been alive and he was destined to be a star because he's so different. He hadn't made it. I don't know what he might have done.

Do you want fries with that? How can I get you into this car today? Boo. He's destined to be a star. He's Bob Dylan and this is Highway 61 Interactive. And just to explain this, program a little bit. This is all about Bob Dylan, his music, and the times surrounding his start of music, as well as in later day, too, 60, 70s, things of that nature. What we're going to

look at here is as you move around the program, anytime you see a guitar on something, that means it will do something, it'll play music. This is a kind of an original video. I like that he calls it a program. Ah, we're going to demonstrate this program for you right now. Hmm, so they used to call it, I guess, back then. It's very fun. We like Dave Kouye, but he's a little edgy. Do you have anybody else? Yeah, I know what the fuck with this guy? This guys are weirdo. This is a replica of Greenwich Village at the time. And this is very game like anything you go around and do.

You look at things, you point at things, you can pick things up. Most of the time it has something to do with Bob Dylan's starting music or where he's been. You know, Greenwich Village was not selling me on it. What is it in a jungle? Grange Village. Yeah, graphics were a little weak back then, it seems. Anything else you want to talk about, This Bob Dylan's Patreon, Instagram.

I'm going to keep following this. I'm going to find out where it goes and if it reveals itself to be something more than what it is. What do you guys think this is? Because it's not like he needs the money. So what's happening here? Well, okay. So there's a couple different things. Could it be a troll?

Sure. That's fun. Why not? Yes. Yes. But the other thing you got to think of is that Bob Dylan might be just like giving the reins to someone else on his team. and just like, yeah, whatever you want to fucking do. You know, he might not even know he has a patriarch.

Historically, when he does that, it's awesome. Yeah. This is not quite. That's not so great. Not yet. Yeah. Maybe he hired the wrong team member. I think maybe that's it.

We're waiting for the punchline here. And he's not going to be two days in. Yeah. But like one thing about Bob Dylan is that, you know, it puts you in both the best and the worst company when you're a fan of Bob Dylan. You know, I mean, like there's the dork sitting there, you know, going through his computer program, you know, the Dave Goliagai and Adam Bush, you know. Thank you. Thank you.

Right. A lot of losers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think about Larry Ratsosloman who helped Howard Stern write his biography and helped Bob Dylan write his biography. And there's people like Larry Charles, DeBore out that, ride that line right in the middle. So the idea that he's trolling is a very good one and probably the best bet. I would like to see who it's on. I hope it's not us.

I think it's on us. I think he got you, Adam. Where are my gloves? Come on, heat. Winter is hard, but your groceries don't have to be. This winter, stay warm. Tap the banner to order your groceries online at voila.ca. Enjoy in-store prices without leaving your home.

You'll find the same regular prices online as in-store. Many promotions are available both in-store and online, though some may vary. All right. Pat, can you stick around for a minute? I have some Howard Stern stuff. to talk to you about. Yeah, it'd be great. Okay, excellent.

Howard did a show on March 3rd, Eddie Vedder as his guest. He came back on March 23rd. He calls this a two-week vacation. I know math real well. So I was like, that's closer to three weeks, actually. Because when you only work Monday and Tuesday, it's amazing how it's almost like three weeks when you take two weeks. That's a long time to be away from your show that you barely ever do anyway.

And so, as you guys know, when Howard comes back from vacation, he's full of energy, he's excited to tell you what he was doing while he was away, and he can't wait to give his audience an update. We were off the radio for two weeks, and I want to know what I did. Nothing. I sat in my house. Well, hold on, Howard. There had to be more than just you sitting in your house, right? And then, I think we went out to dinner once or twice. That was a big deal.

And that's it. I mean, being a billionaire is fun, isn't it? Wow. Good stuff. But I'm sure he's excited to be back because Howard's been on the radio for decades and decades. It's what he loves to do. It's what he's known for. I want to say it's good to be back, but I don't know.

I was enjoying my time off. You don't want to lie? I don't want to lie and bullshit you people. I felt a little weird, you know, being a way, especially like the Oscars aired. And I'll have some commentary on that, even though it aired a week ago. But I don't know who the show is for because if you do a regular show, I remember how we're talking about this when it was in contract negotiations years and years ago. Where he's like, friends is only on once a week.

And you guys like friends. Why do I have to be out every day? Because it's a more than radio show. You're not friends. What? I swear to God. I'm only one guy, so I should I have to only come on once every six weeks. Right.

I don't even have friends. Who, Robin? There was something, I guess, relatable or charming about when he was, like, on the top of his game and coming on the air is the number one biggest radio broadcaster of all time and just being over it, being like, just like you and I, just hating his job on a Monday morning. There was something charming or relatable. I don't know when or where that went away, but it reads very different. know.

It does read very differently. I agree with you. And I was trying to think back to like, I liked miserable Howard at one point. But he wasn't this type of miserable. When Howard was getting his divorce and he's going out to strip clubs and he's doing all this shit with the guys. That was a very interesting time to be listening to the Howard Stern show. He was actually going out and enjoying himself. Even when you talk about when he was going out with Jimmy Kimmel and going out to L.A.

and going to these parties and all his aidless celebrity friends and stuff. Interesting stories. Now he's just a curmudgeon who doesn't leave the house. I don't know what Beth is doing, putting up with all of this shit, and he can't figure out what he wants to do. I realize, though, two weeks off that I hate being here, but I also hate being off. So I don't know what to tell you. I hate everything. It's weird.

Like I was like, God, you know, it's nice. I have some time off, but it feels weird to be away from the audience. And then all of a sudden I went, hmm, how can you? you love and hate both things? I don't know, man. You should probably figure that out. It's the nature of life, stupid. That's what everybody else has been doing.

You need to find a show to listen to, maybe. Someone to get... Is there not a loaded weapon within a mile of this guy? I mean, come on. No, I think he's suffering from a very deep depression, the way that he's talking about this. And it's crazy that he sees a therapist three or four days a week, and he's been doing that for all these years.

And he can't figure out, like, I can't figure out how to be happy. Like, this would be a good conversation for that guy you talk to on the couch for an hour each day. But this is. That's what I was saying. I mean, like a lot of people, you know, you just feel unfulfilled. You know, when you feel bad for a certain amount of time, you feel unfulfilled no matter what you do, you know. Even just around, even on a smaller level, you're like, I think I'll go sit outside.

You know, I don't like it out of here. Yeah, you go back inside. Well, that's like a fun type of depression. Howard has a very deep depression here. I think I'm just a measurable guy when it comes down to it at the end of the day. Like, I just can't get comfortable no matter what I'm doing. So I played a lot of guitar and waited for the time to pass. And now I'm back here.

And that's it. That's how I spent my time. I had some food, slept, watched some TV. That's literally, it sounds like a depressed teenager. I slept, ate food, watched television. Picked up the guitar, put it down. Yeah, it sounds like someone his age in a home. Yes.

Not someone who's his age who has access to anything in the world he wants to do. I had a cold meal. I watched some TV. I had a birthday, so we went out to eat, and then I got in early, and I played some guitar. I told my wife, I don't want to play bingo. I'm not playing bingo. But you know what? She made me do it anyway.

So let's find out. What does bring Howard doing? What is he enjoying these days? Are you still watching that heated rivalry? read. Did you? Oh, I finished that. You finished that? Yeah, I love that. That was a good show. It was gay hockey. I liked it. He liked shows where gay guys who play hockey hookup. Oh, God. It's so unrelatable. This show has gotten so bizarre.

He has a completely, I think it's a complete lack of gratitude in his life. Yes. I mean, it's not going to really help for us to say this, you know. It's not particularly funny, but that's what it is. He has so much and he's so like, whatever. You know, it's funny to say that. I used to work with a guy who was my business partner who did very well for himself, made a lot of money, and was miserable. And I'm like, why would anyone want to emulate this? This seems horrific.

And Howard's the same way. It's like he's reached the top. He's got everything he can want. He's got three mansions and three different states and he can do whatever he wants. And he just wants to sit in one room in his house and strum his guitar. And wait for time to pass. Wait for time to pass. That is sad.

Wow, it gets worse. Listen to us. Anyway, I was walking around. I almost, I was going to go on some kind of like antidepressant when I was on vacation. I was thinking about it. What? Yeah, well, you know, I get in moods and, you know, being off the air for two weeks, sometimes I can, I can just be like down.

So did you talk to your therapist about this? Nah, you know, I'm too afraid. God only knows we can't have this personality change. You know, it's my bread and butter to be on the air. Did you talk to your therapist about this depression you have? No, I'm too afraid to tell him the truth. Yeah. That's like lying to your doctor.

Right. What the fuck's the point of that that? And the whole reason that he's not saying it is because, you know, he might fix me and then it would ruin my personality for radio. Right. This sparkling, hilarious personality here. That's like the musician is just like, Well, I can only write creative music when I'm super high on Coke and pills.

So obviously, I have to do that. You know, the kind of man, I depressant. And he needs to take, like, just like a gigantic fentanyl tablet about that big, about, like, a golf ball, you know, wash it down with some jacquins. I don't know the doctor would recommend that, but I could try it. I think one sativa gummy would do him some good. Yeah. Just change his perspective. But maybe he heard Stuttering John talk about how Prozac made him a better guitar player.

That's right. I forgot about that. He just wants to shred. Yep. So this is the internal crisis that's going on with Howard. Oh, and I should point this out. My buddy, MLP, sent me the heads up to check this out. This isn't just like one segment of his show. I'm pulling from multiple segments throughout a three-hour-plus long show.

He just keeps coming back and just talking about his depression and how miserable he was on a vacation and how he hates being on the air. And he hates not being on the air. No, but what happens? happens is like when I'm off the air, I walk around the house and I'm like, oh man, you know, it's like I feel weird. It's like I'm not on the air. This is what I, this is my identity. This is what I do. And then, and then like today I was coming back in the air and I was miserable. I was like, oh, I don't want to go back on the air. So there's nothing that it can cure this man. He's being tortured every day. And he thinks that this is what he's supposed to do.

It's weird. It's like I'm just kind of a miserable guy. My identity is being miserable, I realize. So I can't take an antidepressant. If I do, you know, I'm not sure it would bode well for the show. And the show comes first. Right. Yeah. No one's listening to the show.

Change it up. Clearly the show comes first when you do it every three weeks. Yeah, you took off all of March. He's like, but this show is so important to me, Robin. You know what they should do? If they wouldn't like, what would change? They should make Robin first, the host, you know, and make him like a second mic for Robin.

That'd be hilarious, actually. We just kind of seen a change in the energy and, you know, what the hell? Now, this actually proves the theory that I've been saying for a while now, and I have some inside information on this. I'm not making this up. But the reason why Howard only does 85 shows a year now with this new contract is because Sirius ain't offering him the money. So he's got to save face.

So the agent works a deal, which is like, oh, you're only going to offer us that much. Okay, well, then Howard's only working this money. days where I think it would be better for Howard for his audience for his mental health if he was doing a regular show. It's really difficult to do two shows and then be off for 20 days and then come back and be like, hey, what's going on everybody? It's like, oh, you're on? I had no idea. I've gotten to a completely different routine. I don't listen. I don't know anyone who's like, oh yeah, Mondays and Tuesdays. Those are Howard days. You know what it is? Man, he's like, maybe Maybe his like political leanings or something or the kind of framework is it's it's changed his mind to this point, you know, where there's nobody to rebel against anymore, you know, because he's that thing that he used to rebel against.

And so like he's lost his meaning to do the show. There is an identity crisis going on for sure. It's very similar to what Opie's going through, which is pretty amazing because they're both holding on to this thing that they should have let go a long time ago because they'd rather do this than face whatever. is on the other side of that. Howard sees what's on the other side of that is a miserable person with everything around him. Opie has a similar thing. He's got to reinvent himself. He's got to stop doing that show so he can figure out who he is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I had him. I mean, I mean, eventually. Just slowly phase it over to Ron. Let Ron do the lead like you were saying, and then he'll be the Robin. It'll be great. So now we're going to start on the sixth segment

on this Monday morning. So we're over two hours into the show. and this is how he starts off that segment. You know, the two weeks were kind of uneventful. I mean, we had a, we have a cat who's dying. We always have a cat who's dying, which is very depressing around here because we have so many cats. You take so many cats with issues. Yeah, well, this is one of our resident cats. This is Bella.

Oh, shit. All right. So I know what you guys are thinking. What about the Waka Waka going out of the show, right? We got Richard and Sal in the back office. They're going to write some hilarious prank calls. We'll be listening to Swapping Shop, like they used to do back in the day. So Tuesday morning, they go into a Swap and Shop segment.

And this is the setup for that. A woman calls in to the radio show and says, hey, there's a bowl in my yard. And I want the owner to come get it, get this bowl out of my yard. I don't want to give out of too much information about them because I don't want somebody that doesn't own them to contact. You know what I mean? I don't want some, you know what I mean? So if they know what they're missing, they know what they're missing.

And they, well, I won't even say how it is a bull. It's all I could say. All right. Well, what's your phone number and we'll put it out there? Good idea. Put out the woman's phone number on the radio so Richard and South and start calling her. So this seems fake already. Doman's like, well, but I don't want to go out to.

too much information because then people might prank me. I don't want to get pranked everyone. And then they're like, and then Sal and Richard called and pranked her. Like, oh, okay. That's fun. I think it's got to be fake pranks, right? Yes. Because they're not calling into a radio.

If they call it into the radio show, then I can see where they get away with that. But I think that because they're like calling this woman on the number she gave out, she's a real Karen Feldman giving out her phone number. I don't think you just place that on the air. Yeah. And this seems so fake because sale calls is a little bit too perfect. You know, you heard her set that up. I'm not going to give you information.

I don't want someone calling and pretending it's their bull and it's not their bowl. It's got this war of the roses sound to it. Yes. Yeah, so listen to Sales call with her. All righty. I lost a bull. How long ago? Well, how long has it been since you found him?

He's been here for three days. Yep. That's him. I lost him three days ago. Now, does he have a few, like, spots on his head? No. Yep, that's right. This one didn't have that either.

And he's a dark-colored bull, right? No, he has, nope. Not yours, then. Oh, no. When I said dark, I meant his hoofs. I mean, he's light-colored. Okay. How big would you say this bull is?

Well, he's a bull, so he's pretty big. No. Oh, but this one is. little. How old is it? Oh, well, he's up there in age. Nope.

But when I say he's up there and age, I mean, he's up there from being young, so he's still young getting up in age. So you keep on turning this around every time I say something. I'm sorry. I don't believe that this is your bull. This is so bad.

It is. Why would anyone stay on the phone? It gets everything wrong. Can you believe it? Down is up. Up is down. Wow. God.

So then Richard Christie calls him. Now, Richard, I'm a huge fan of. He has some of the funniest prank phone calls I've ever heard in my life. And this is so woe effort, such a poor writing, so fake. This is embarrassing. This is on the Howard Stern Show in 2026. You know how we could find out if it's one of my bulls? Could you just go to the door and call out a name?

And if it jumps up and down, then that means it's one of my bulls. Yeah. Okay. I will, you know, call him and see if he makes any calls. kind of response. Thank you so much. Can you call out the name Harry Bull Ball Balls? What did you say his name is?

Harry Bull Balls. That's actually my last name. I'm Rusty Bull Bull Balls from Bull Balls Farms. Right. Can you just call that out again? Man, you just got pranked lady. Wow. Can't believe you fell for Harry Bull Ball Balls.

That's some of the best written prank calls, you know, I mean, that I've ever heard. This is insane. Who would listen to this on the radio? He'd be like, oh, these guys have not lost their fastball. This is good stuff. Somehow it gets worse. This is the rest of that prank call. Can we just try one more real quick?

Can you call out the name IMA? Right. But he actually responds to his full name. I'm a bean pranked. Can you call that out? Oh, God. Yeah, I know. It's an odd name, but we like to give our Bulls full names.

Oh. If you could just call out, I'm a bean pranked. I'm sorry. There's no way this is your bull. She still doesn't get it. Someone in the chat is like the Simpsons did it. This is like literally, hey, everyone, I need a man to hug and kiss. Like, holy shit, this is the worst writing. And I don't know what it is about that particular one, but I'm being pranked.

It's just like, just enough of that little stretch in it to make it like real cringy. I think it's time for Howard to start a Patreon. When Sale had the mic turban is dirty That was believable That was a good prank call back in the day But yeah, I'm a being pranked When they called a Chinese restaurant And then called another Chinese restaurant

And then had them talk to each other That was very, very funny This is so heavily edited That young people with Capcut They know how to edit so it's not like Can you say I'm a being prank? Yeah Huh?

Yeah, can you say it? It just sounds like they've edited it and there's two different sound sources and the whole conversation has been jerrymandered into something real. Does anyone care about their job over there? Is anyone putting any effort into this show? Well, you know they made them do it this way. They had to, right? That's probably what it was with those guys.

Oh, yeah, he doesn't even want to talk about sad pets. He just keeps getting the orders from Marcy and everyone above saying more sad pet stuff. All right. That's what they want. So the other things going on on Stern's show is, and this has always happened, Howard gets into a hobby, and then he talks about, I listen to him, talk about chess forever, I listen to him, talk about painting forever. He's back to playing guitar.

That's his big thing right now. He's learning the guitar. And he tells Robin on Monday, he goes, Robin, I wrote this song. I think it's pretty good. It's about, you know, losing someone in your life. And you just want one more day with them. You know, you just wish you had one more day to be with them. And Robin goes, okay, can we hear this song?

No, no, I'll never play it. I'll never play you that. There's no way. That was on Monday. Tuesday, Howard's got the guitar. He's like, all right, I'll play this song for you. So I'll call her call her. He goes, hey, Howard, let's hear that song.

He says, all right. This is Howard playing the guitar. Met a guy in the village. A multi-million dollar contract with Sirius X-Ev, and that's the content you're putting out. And he's been playing for a while. I know. It gets better because he starts singing.

He's going to sing this song as he plays the guitar. I feel for you. How can I say goodbye? I can't say goodbye with you. Do you think when he goes to for guitar lessons? He's like, I don't want to learn any chords. Let's not get into that. It's serious stuff.

Howard, did you write that? Holy shit. That's amazing. The best part of waking up. He said he had written this. I think he's still writing it. Yeah, I think he was improvving it. He doesn't know what scales.

I don't like the whole the strings all the way down, Robin. It hurts my fingers. So then he's got a collar on the line who also is a guitarist and telling Howard how great he is. And these collars are all fake. It's just like the phony phone calls. Because listen to the reaction after you just heard that. That's pretty sophisticated, Howard.

That's pretty damn good, man. I keep working on that. It's pretty sophisticated, Howard. Pretty damn good. And then Fred. Poor Fred Norris, who actually can play guitar. He's been in bands for many, many years. Yeah.

You know, he has to be Howard's yes, man. And so whenever Howard says anything about music or guitars, Fred's like, yeah, yeah, you got it. And now the hardest job Fred's ever had to do. compliment what he just heard Howard doing. Fred, man, what do you think of my song, man? I think it sounds really, really good. Just keep at it.

It's just, you just kind of keep woodshadding it. What's that? Oh, I am. I am woodshadding. I just can't play in front of people. I can play it better than what I did. Oh, you'll get it. I mean, you'll really get it.

But I think it's, you should keep going with that and don't stop. Yeah. You're really going to get it. Yeah, don't stop by tuning that one. That's not done yet. That's incredible. This has got to be a joke. This has got to be a project of patrol, right?

Doesn't it sound like that? I was talking to my buddy Drew about this yesterday on his show. And everyone comes to the conclusion when you hear these clips are like, oh, so this is like a bit he's doing. It's not. All of this is very serious. The guitar thing even. Yes. Because that was the only one that really struck me as super funny.

I mean, like, that's just like at that point, okay, we get it. Yeah. Damn, there's no way. Not only do they drive this home to show you that it's very serious, they have to have callers call in to explain how that song that we just heard. I'm not changing what happened. This is the song he played. Ten minutes goes by, and a caller calls in emotional about it.

Howard, you got me all emotional in the car because my aunt died yesterday. I'm in Detroit. I'm on my way over to the funeral home. They do all the work, and I just say, man, that song is beautiful. It kind of pisses me off. I like it so much. You got me all emotional in here, but I appreciate you, man, forever.

So thank you, bro. Thanks, Matt. This guy's been sobbing for the last 15 minutes. That's intent. They're acting as if that's a real call. Yeah. Sorry about your aunt. I don't know.

They took multiple calls, Pat. After he played that song, here's another example. This song, man, was, first time I've ever had just the urge to call in immediately. You brought me tears, brother.

You have such a beautiful singing voice. And the message behind your song is just so absolutely real, man. I can barely hold together talking to you right now. Wow. I mean, if it is a comedy, if this is meant to be hilarious, that good on them, because this is ridiculous. What's going on? If anything, at least they have to be messing with him as staff just going like really

laying on thick, you know. That was Mark from accounting who made their... I've been holding on to these tears for an hour while I've been on hold. I've got a little bit about now. So this is what's going on. These segments go on forever, too. How we're talking about his guitar playing

and Robin has to act like it's okay and Fred has to act like it's great. It's like this fucking guy has built this fortress around himself. I'm not talking about the fortress that he lives in. Right. Talk about the virtual one for no one's allowed to critique him. And God forbid, if you ever stepped out of this bubble, it's how it was going out.

It would be a wake-up call. It's funny that you say that. Remember when he had the inkling to do this a couple years ago? He wrote something. And he got Mark Ronson or some big producer to make it. And they did. They turned it into a real song. And he heard 30 seconds of it.

And he's like, we're never playing that again. And I'm never writing songs. Well, it's hilarious, Adam, because after he played that song and he got all this praise from everyone, he brought it up again. Mark Ronson, he brought up a few other big-time producers. He's like, maybe I should give them a call and get in the studio and record this. You guys seem to think it's really good. Yes, definitely do that, Howard.

It's a really good idea. It's just it can't be happening. It's so bizarre. All right, so you've heard Howard comes out on Monday. He's not happy when he's broadcasting. He's not happy when he's not broadcasting. He is just uncomfortable at all aspects of his life. He wants to go on antidepressants, but he doesn't want to talk to his therapist about it.

He doesn't know what to do. And we get another phone call from a guy after he plays his song on the guitar who says this. You are the King of All Media, and you are one of the biggest inspirations for men's mental health, speaking your minds, speaking your feelings. You are an inspiration to men and young men all around the world, and I cannot thank you enough, sir. He might be the most most mentally unhealthy guy. I've ever heard of the radio. What's he talking about? said the same thing about Joker.

Right. Imagine a concert where Stern plays, you know, his songs and just like 1,500 men in a small theater. Yeah, I'll cry. Silver nickels and golden diamonds. Here comes the tears. It's insane. So, yeah, Howard should get some real friends.

Like, I'm sure Jimmy Kimmel, while he probably is too far gone, too. You would think like a Jimmy Kimmel or someone would be like, Howard. You gotta stop playing. Jimmy is bawling. He's in tears right now. He's unconstable. That's a bad example. Anyone who would tell the truth

that's out of his life at this point. That's brutal. Honestly, I don't know how Beth is managing this. It's amazing. I know that she has a lot of dying cats around her to keep her occupied. So there's that. She's super rich and, you know,

she probably finds super rich lady stuff to do. Yeah, but Pat. She'd be super rich if she got a divorce. You know what I mean? Like the money's there at this point. So I think she could be having more fun going out with friends and hobnobbing with celebrities like she likes to do and going out to dinner and stuff. Maybe even going out at the dinner like after 6 p.m. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Just saying she could do stuff like that. He's probably just fooled by this whole bubble thing too, you know? Yeah, that's very possible. I just take care of Howard, you know. He wrote this amazing song and, uh, well, I actually, I do. have a clip on here that might explain why she's putting up with this curmudgeon. I wish people would donate to my wife's thing because she at least takes care of business. Right now, I'm the one funding the whole thing.

I need others to step in too. So she's got this charity, Beth's furry friends. You know, obviously she takes in a lot of dogs and cats and stuff like that. And Howard just admitted he's the only one funding it. I wish someone else would fund it. I went to their website and there's calls to action to donate to this thing all over the websites. It's the only thing that's on their website. But apparently Howard's the only one who's giving money. In fact, this actually sounds kind of pathetic. And then like my wife will adopt out

to people. Like, you know, she did. And none of them donate. Well, some of them do. I shouldn't say, you know, none of them donate. And then like we're giving them food and cat toys and all kinds stuff. Oh my goodness. I've seen these transfers. They're loaded. Yeah. With goodies. And I said to my wife, did they give you a donation? donation? And she's like, no. And I go, geez, don't there a way you can hint? Yeah, you could talk about it on your show. Hi, I'm the wife of a billionaire. Can I have a donation for a cat? Yeah, here's 50 bucks. Thanks. Is that insane?

But Howard has publicly lamented this before that whenever he goes to get any kind of work done on in the house, everyone's giving him the highest quote. No one is cutting him a deal. This is one of the problems of being a billionaire. No one is. looking at you going on. Let's try and save him a little money. Like, they're just not. Yeah. In comparison, Opie's getting a deal on its H-back system. The guy feels bad for it.

I was like, well, you used one down the street. I can just grab that one and maybe install in a few months. Then I'll be complained and had that guy fired. Yes. That is all very true. Well, Pat Dixon, we appreciate you being on the show today. Oh, man. My pleasure.

Thanks. My friend. Always good to talk to you. People should check out at P. Dixon with an X on YouTube. Are you streaming tonight? Yes, yeah, I'm streaming most every night. So, yeah, I'm usually later, you know, around 10, 11 o'clock, I'll get started. Sometimes midnight I'm starting, but, you know, even if I'm out on by one, it's still not a no-go.

I know so. Yeah, P. Dixon, D-I-X-O-N, and thanks for having me on, Carl. Good to see you guys. It's a great show. It's not just a comedy show. Pat will play the piano, and he will play any song that you want, and he takes it very, very seriously. There's a key change halfway through that he doesn't. he coming. He will be bummed about this for weeks and have to make it up to you.

It goes on and on. A couple bucks goes a long way. All my effort. Yeah. And please give to my billionaire wife. Thanks. Also, Pat will be with us at Hackamania, performing at the comedy show on Friday night. And you can stream that at hackamania.com. We're going to be hanging with him in Vegas next weekend. It's next weekend. Yes. Yep. Wow. It's coming up. We should get an update on Boyd Tinsley. So Boy Tinsley, violinist for the Dave Matthews band for all those years and was on all their big hits. And then all of a sudden left the band pretty abruptly.

Stopped playing the violin. Stopped using his left arm. Invented a percussion instrument. Started playing that invented percussion instrument poorly on the internet over songs that you'd rather hear it without the percussion instrument for some reason. If you like that Sammy Hagar shouting over Tom Waitsfield, then you'll love this. Okay. So, well, let's get an update. I guess, what was it, two days ago, he posted something.

Watch closely because there's very big news as to what's happening in here. Well, hopefully he's doing better. I haven't seen this yet. See that? I just saw his left arm move up a little bit. That's right. We have progress. This is exciting.

Yep. Is he going to be playing the fiddle next week? Slow down, slow down. Dinner's still at 4.30, but we have movement. That's exciting. That's good stuff. Also, great percussion playing right there. I really added to the Peter Gabriel.

Yeah, I normally don't like covers, but this is a good one. This is my favorite version of this, Jim. That's good stuff. So you have another thing in here for us. Oh. This came from Slaubbering John Just Me on X, who was very excited to let us know about this. It's exciting new development.

We have loved our movement. Thank you for the update on X. Appreciate that. sloboring, John. All right. You ready to talk about our buddy, Opie? Let's do it.

What I love about Opie is that he's made a decision. He's got a guy now again for a long time after Carl Orwee's passed. He was a little aimless and he didn't have a co-host regularly, didn't have a lot of guests or friends. He started hanging out at Gab Hartzmore, met up with a crew of people that he really enjoyed and Ron the Waiter, who really enjoyed him. And the crew is all moved on, but Ron the Waiter. stays and Opies decided this is my guy.

And for good reason, they have such a good chemistry. I think that, you know, Opie's worked with a lot of the greats over the years, Vic Henley. The list goes on. So you can only imagine what it's like when he finally finds his guy. You know, they're going to be really good together talking about Robert De Niro movies. Just brilliant. You can't keep your eyes off of him. Midnight Run with Charles Gruden.

Oh. Fucking brilliant movie. Honestly. I thought you were going to say bad grandpa. He wasn't in that. He was in bad grandpa or whatever the name of that stupid movie was, which we did try to watch. And it was horrendously bad. How was your weekend?

20 minutes in. Did you have a good weekend? Did you have to work? Christ. These guys have no chemistry whatsoever. Rosby and serious. Like Midnight Run is actually a really good movie. Have you seen an opi?

It's actually really well active, that writing's good. Opie's like, what about the bad movie he made? Uh-huh. What did the skinny Chad said? He was like, it's like someone says a knock, not joking. You're like, there's no door there. Right. Yes.

That's not a good movie, Opie. What are you talking about? They're so bad together. This is an interesting clip that you pulled, Adam. If you don't mind me saying this, I have a little rivalry going on with this woman named Emily. I got to talk to her when I was on B-Dabbling live a few weeks ago. And Emily, great.

Good. No, it didn't go well. See, Emily thinks that she has discovered Opie's sock accounts and that she talks to Opie every single day in some forum, some O&A forum online. And also on Reddit, she knows who Opie is on X. And all of these are sock accounts. Opie doesn't want anyone to know. that it's actually Opie, who's on the internet all day long every day, talking about his show and my show and the devilverse and stuff like that.

And I kind of thought for a little while there that Emily was crazy. But I've come around and I realize that she knows exactly what she's talking about. I think Opie confirms it with this. So, but what was refreshing, except for stupid Joddy who had a fake account, I probably blocked 20 of his account. So now he's, now he has. accounts with a whole bunch of numbers after it. That's what he's down to.

We need numbers. It's Johnny 253-9x, 10753, 3, comma, 2-9. That's when you know you got an obsessed troll when they come at you with those ridiculous accounts. All right, listen to me. Rob Schneider, though, brought a lot of people together because, you know, I don't think I've heard Opie talk about this before.

It does sound like he's part of Internet culture. Yeah, he doesn't know much about the Internet, but he knows a lot about that. Yeah, all of a sudden, he knows. about all these troll accounts that are bothering them. And it's like, yeah, you know, you set up for Reddit and you just let them pick your username for you. It's going to give you wacky names and numbers. Anyway, it's getting to the topic at hand.

That's interesting. Emily World Order. Yes, Emily World Order, indeed. It's another W for the Mster. I think she's DM me on Discord. I haven't looked in a while a little while. I should probably get caught up on that. How do we know it's not Opie talking to her?

because he certainly has the profile of someone who would be guilty of all of those things. Adam, you go on be dabbling live and talk to her about it, all right? I did my time. I think I'm good. I think I'm putting enough time on these front lines. I don't need anymore. Fair enough. Enemies, but thank you.

All right. So Opie is taking a hard stance on Joe Rogan. He's not normally critical of the world's largest podcaster who used to be a guest on Opie's show and has far surpassed him. It doesn't bother Opie at all. He's not bitter at all about it. He's just always. always fair when he's talking about Joe Rogan. Ogan.

And what does it matter? Like, he's going to make another $100 million this year, but he's a fucking phony like the rest of him because now it's brave. Now it's brave to go after MAGA, so he's doing it. You should have done it when Trump is in front of you. And now he's called him dorks and weirdos. Anybody that or most of the people following the MAGA movement are dorks and weirdos. Oh, the dishonesty.

Oh, my God. All right, Ron. The guy you voted for president is lying to everybody, just to let you know. Bye, Ron. We brought some of the MAGAR people back. Ron, I brought him back with the Rogan thing. Don't do that. Guess what I'm good.

Then he cuts it. Ends the show right there. I was listening to, I think my buddy, blind Mike talking about this the other day, where there are legitimate people saying that Joe Rogan is responsible for everything that's happening since Trump was elected. The blood's on Joe Rogan's hand for having Trump on and giving him a softball interview. And anyone knows Joe Rogan knows his show, which is everyone, OPE should know this as well. Joe Rogan gives pretty soft interviews.

He wants to have a joyful conversation with people for the most part. He goes along with him. Some people say some wild outrageous shit. Just like, really? Tell me more about that. Like, that's kind of the back and forth that he has with people. And with Trump, it was just like, what was it like that first day? go to the White House, you've got your job now?

They don't want to tell you how to do that job? It seems crazy, right? That was the kind of interview we had with Trump. Do you think people voted for Trump because of that interview? I don't know. I know I didn't. I know. I was just like, oh, he's talking about his first day on the job.

That's interesting. There was definitely some kind of culture war going on that Kamala lost in whatever that battle was to get on the podcast at the right time and then prep and who could get it done. and Kamala couldn't get it together to get on there. Trump swooped in, had a great conversation. I remember that having an impact. Everything since then, I can't say. Well, Kamala also did call her daddy.

And then it came out that they had to build the call her daddy set where Kamala was because she wouldn't travel. And that cost the donators. See what I mean? Tens of thousands of dollars. So yeah, there was some interesting information going on around that. And it was the same issue. Like she wouldn't go to the mothership. They were trying to do.

And he was like, you come to me or that's it. Obama went to Marron's garage. Sometimes you just got to do it. All right. So sometimes Opie makes mistakes. We all do. We're all human. But it's really how you judge a broadcaster is how they rebound from mistakes that they make.

By the way, the movie that came out where everyone kept saying my name was Captain Ron. Captain Ron, right. I remember Captain Ron with with with with with with the with with with uh, with uh, with uh, Kurt Russell. I got it. Nailed it. Kurt Russell. I got it, though, in the end. In my... I think my cheat. Babba-bop-bop-pabble-bbble, babble, babble, babble. Opie's one of the top five broadcasters in the world, according to Opie.

Everybody remember that. It was good stuff. turned a mistake into a fun bit. Yeah. Stuck the landing. Good stuff. All right. So fast forward to yesterday morning. Opie's on with Ron.

And they're talking about Opie and Anthony. And how Opie is like the Robert Plant of radio broadcasters. Because he was part of this thing that was huge. And just like Robert Plant, he went out and did his own thing. And people didn't care as much about the other thing that he was doing. And so that's the comparison that Opie is making here. The other, Anthony, the other guy, he's still here.

I mean, you haven't disappeared. You've diminished. You've been diminished. I was in Zeppelin. I was in Zeppelin. And now I'm like Robert Plann doing solo shit that no one gives a fuck about except every once in a while.

I get a honey trippers hit out there. Wait, hold on, hold on. You're giving yourself way too much credit. You're not Robert Plant. Let's slow down. We were the lead Zeppelin. You were in Zeppelin. were the Led Zeppelin of radio. No one would deny that. And I'm using the Robert

Plant reference because he went on to do a solo career with the honey drippers. That wasn't, it was a bit lackluster except for the fact that every once in a while he would come up with a song like Big Log. And then people like, all right, this is kind of cool. It's not Zeppelin, but it's kind of cool. And that's where I'm at in my career. Where's Opie's Big Log? I think it's in the ocean. What the fuck is he talking about? Does he do things in his solo career that are notable that people compare to classic opiate Anthony?

No. No. That's a wild comparison. I know. I think he's way off on that. Ron keeps him in check. Yes, which is nice. You know when they asked Jimmy Page about Robert Plant and he's like, go screw.

Right. So Ron decides, like, that's not a good analogy. He's got his own analogy for this. Who said, the analogy of you was, you were in Zeppel? and now you're rob a plan. No, the analogy to be you were in Zeppelin.

Now you're in a Zeppelin cover band. No, I'll never be in a cover band, you bitch. I ain't playing other people's songs. I'll continue to try to come up with my own songs. That's rude, Ron. That's rude. First off, Opie's retarded. If he was in Zeppelin and then a Zeppelin cover band,

he wouldn't be playing someone else's songs. Right. And actually, there is a good analogy here because we opened for the Misfits cover band. And their singer was Jerry only the bass player from the Misfits trying to sing dancing. It's sad and pathetic. That actually kind of makes a lot of sense for what we're seeing here.

It's like, hey, I'm open for opening to Anthony. Like, oh, I loved that show. What is this show? Like, oh, okay. Shit. Oh, it's like the firm. That's not good. So, yeah, I like that.

Ron, you know, for a while there, he was putting time out. He had to be told, oh, come. it down about Anthony and something like that, but he's back to just like letting it rip. And what's with Opie in this honey drippers? He knows one musical reference. He just has to keep making it. That's what he knows about Robert Plants post career.

You know, he kept trying and doing different things. No one knows the honey drippers because they all know him from no quarter with Alison Krause's Grammy winning act that he still has that still fills big, big rooms. Like he is an artist. He's not sitting around waiting for, you know, it's a coming fashion again. Yeah, that's a good point. The song that he references from, what, 82?

Yes. It's like, that's where over 45 years ago is when he put off this song and he was just like, I'm just like that guy. That was his first solo album. So, Adam, you think Opie's out of touch? I'm starting to come to the conclusion that he might be a little bit out of touch. The question is, Opie, why was O&A so popular? What was it about your radio show that people couldn't get enough?

We took chances, and I think one of the reasons why people had to tune in every day, there was many reasons, obviously. We were just fucking brilliant and clever and funny. But the other reason why a lot of people tuned in was because they were thinking to themselves, what are these assholes going to say today? What are these idiots going to say today? I'm sorry. Is he talking about the Opey and Anthony show, or is he talking about Howard Stern?

But if they hate him, why do they listen? Most common answer, I want to see what he'll say next. Did Opie watch private parts? I think that was about him? Yeah. Okay, that's what I'm picking up here. I don't think it's the first time this has happened. No.

Opie has definitely talked about his life as if he was Howard Stern. Yeah, and in this full scene in private parts, they say it twice, and Opie said it twice. He's remembering other people's biographies like it's his own life. Yep. I got to say, this scene from private parts gets referenced so much in the devilverse. Aaron Imhol does it too, where it's just like, as soon as like you get a bunch of people who hate watch you, you're like, yep, I'm winning just like Howard Sturich. No, no, no. It's very, very different, actually.

You shouldn't take pride of that at all. But no, Opie is, he's in control of his own destiny, as we know. What are these people going to say today? And they were convinced, and I used to say it on the radio, one day. we won't be there anymore. I knew in my heart that one day we just simply would disappear without fanfare, without the good, the big goodbye. I said it a million times of the radio. One day you're going to tune in and we're not going to be here. And that's it. And that'll be the end of it. And that's exactly what happened. And these podcasts, they're just, they just play it

safe. Hope he knew all along that he had his career ripped away from him because he has no doubt. That's a wild thing to think. Yeah. Like people, love us, they adore us, they can't get enough, we have huge contracts, and one day no one will want to pay us or listen to us anymore. That's not normally how a career show business works. That's also not just disappearing. No, it's not. Yeah, that would actually be cooler.

He had no plan for the future. He had no vision of what after Opie and Anthony would be like, and he said this a lot out loud. So that's what happened. I hate to bring it to this, but he talks so often. about having this mother that would basically step in the room and be like, you know, I could have aborted you. Yeah.

Like, just wanted to make sure everyone here did not feel comfortable and knew that I was in control and that everything was tenuous. So what did he like to do? Everyone's somebody like to turn around, look at this perfect thing, and remind the audience and his castmates that, you know, this is all just going to go away one day because I'm fucking crazy. Yeah, he told that over their heads all the time. And actually, Tim sent this into me.

This is from the Opin Anthony show in 1999. They're on WNEW in New York, but it just switched over to an all-talk format. And it's interesting, this color, predicted the future, it seems like, back in 1999. Rob, what's up? Hey, Opie and Anthony. What's up? I'm in the presence of greatness. No.

Opie, let me ask you something quickly. No, I know you hate us. It says it right on the screen. I know. I'm not stupid. I just want to talk to you guys. Hello, Anthony. Hi.

Hopi. When Anthony leaves you and moves on to green of passages, what are you going to do? besides we're on the board. Not much. Probably sell drugs on the corner. Because nothing against the show, nothing against any W. This is a very sad day in radio history.

I'm not going to go on a... All right. Mm-hmm. You're Anthony there. It's like, oh, it's so comfortable. La-da-di-la-da-a-a-oh. That's perfect, though. Color nailed it.

You know what else is interesting? And Carl with a C sent this into me. He said, You guys remember Do Boys? We covered it on WTP a million years ago. They had this guy, Brian Quinby on the show. And Brian Quinby brought up Opie, which is interesting because it seems like Brian is paying attention to what's going on. So that's like mostly all the guys I follow on the stream and stuff like that.

Dane Cook also kind of a- Anthony. I love the shock jocks you talk about, I feel like you're like, you know. Opie, the guy with 100,000. YouTube users in every video gets 70 views. That guy, he records his podcast in a bar with random guys. Like a guy he met that was a waiter. And then another guy who I think wants to be a furry, I'm like fairly certain because

we've heard him tell like five jokes and his stand up and all of them. We're like, I wish I was a squirrel. So, you know, every time he said he wants to be an animal, it's like, I think, hey, brother. I think you want to fuck animals Just embrace your Fersona Yeah Which I have no problem

But yeah The Bubba Bubba is clearly On the very In the grease man You couldn't get lower than him So this guy goes on to talk about all the X radio stars

They circle back on Opiumthaginthag It goes on for like 10 or 15 minutes Talking about the downfall Of the Opster And the Opin Anthony show But I just like to hear people

outside of the dabalverse or outside of the WATP universe, talk about like, this guy's podcasting from a bar and no one's watching this shit, just some random waiter is his co-host? It's great. It's always fun to hear that. But, yeah,

let's get into Scorch because Scorch just launched a brand new show. Very exciting. It is Scorch's PFG TV version 575, episode one, came out yesterday, has 579 views on it. And the intro, get you pumped up for the show, let you know that you're in for something fun. Episode number one of, what did we figure this out to be? Version number 575 of Scorch's PFG TV.

And it's really so good to be here with you. I appreciate having you here. So it's never looked worse. This is crazy. This background he has a screen-screen thing. Is he supposed to be like squatted down underneath the console at a radio station? The mic's behind him for some reason. They broke in and they have to shoot this really fast before they get caught.

What does he think this is? This looks terrible. The whiting is not great. But he's excited about it. He's pumped up. So I'm excited for him. Everybody's got some great topics to cover. He's going to tease that.

We're going to talk about some things like some fast food memories. I saw the price of some fast food the other day. And mind you, I haven't eaten fast food since 1984, so it's been 42 years in change. I was blown the fuck away by how much fast food costs these days. But I asked a question on the Facebook page about this. Let me get this. What was the cheapest that you remember buying burgers and fries for? Okay.

So literally the show format is he'll put a question out on Facebook and then he'll read the comments that he gets back from it as if it's like a call-in topic. Talk to me about how cheap fast food used to be. We'll pick up calls after this break. We established a long time ago. He's lazy. It's the laziest thing possible. Someone else doing his work. But I love the fact that he goes, I was driving by this fast food place and I saw the prices and they're outrageous.

Okay, Opie. Fast food prices. Am I right, people? Huh? Yeah, yeah. We pay those employees 15 bucks an hour plus. So, yeah, it's going to be more expensive than it used to be. But I'm getting a sense that it's not just fast food that's bothering scorch as far as costs go.

I think there's other things, too, that he's feeling like, gosh, things are getting kind of expensive out there, aren't they guys? But I'm looking around the country to try to move. I want to be close to my mom. And if not, I want to be someplace warm. with dispensary is legal. The the cost to live in this country is fucking ridiculous,

especially if you don't have whole shit loads of money. Well, yeah. He's the rent is too damn high guy. All of a sudden, he should run for mayor. This is very funny because it's like,

he's poor. He's talking about how he didn't, you know, he doesn't have a pension. He didn't put a savings retirement plan together. He's, got it doesn't have a checking account and a savings yet doesn't have anything he's at a what do they say a very it's not limited yeah stuff like that his budget is is small and uh very tight

budget i can't remember fixed very fixed that's what it was just like oh it's very fixed so yeah he's at a fixed budget and he's just like wow hamburgers are expensive you know what else is expensive as apartments like is there what did you what's the things that you don't find to be outrageously priced toothpicks. Actually, no. These, even those are getting out of control.

Who does he think his audience is? He thinks the people that are listening to this are not aware of that? Does he think it's like the upper echelon of society? What? You're never going to leave a scotch you said. That has been the theme today. Who the fuck is this for?

I know. I like that he goes, these places are expensive to live in, especially we don't have piles of money. Yeah, it makes it harder. Right. I would imagine. He's so ready to admit defeat, too.

He's like, I'd like to be close to my mom. If not. Yep. Oh, well. So this new show format he has is very much a radio show. He comes on and he introduces a thing he's going to talk about later on in the program, teases that. Then he says, all right, we're going to play some music. He talks about this band that he met back in Columbus, Ohio.

And he says, all right, we're going to play a music video. These guys are great. And we were just watching an entire music video. And then he's got a great idea. He says, hey, guys, if you're ever at like a concert or something and he's just like filming on your phone, send it to me. We'll play it on the show. It's like, that's the worst idea possible. What do you mean?

So he says that, but then he has this idea, which I can get behind right here. However, if you are in a band, a regular, you know, regular band, you have some recordings and you've got some video or you can make some video with some good quality audio. Here's

what you do. You send your stuff to, hey, that's my band at gmail.com. Okay. Hey, that's my band at gmail.com. Uh, Chris? Yeah. I think we're going to see the isotopes.

I'm scorches PFT TV pretty soon. Nice. I'm sending it in. Let's go. That's exciting. I don't understand. I've been spending the last month going to restaurants that are also bars and filming them in high quality video and audio so I could send in for that show.

Yeah. He did ask you to do that last time he was out of the air. But that was, he didn't. I've been doing it. I know. We all have. That was concept number 574. We moved on.

It's time for you to move on too, Adam. Come on. What are it supposed to do with all this B-roll of Chinese restaurants? Jerk off. All right. So that's exciting. You can send in your band. Hey, that's my band at gmail.com.

I'm sure he's going to be excited to get all of those videos coming in. And he's very concerned about playing music that he doesn't have the rights to. So don't send him stuff you don't own the rights to and pretend you do. Don't do that. It'd be a silly break. Let's find out how much it costs to live near his mother. Now, I'm pretty sure his mom is in the Boston area. I think that's where he's from.

And so I was taking it back when he goes, listen to how expensive it is to live near my mother. And he's doing the research. He's looking at these studio apartments and one bedroom apartments that are nearby and letting us know what the costs are going to be. For me to live near mom. Like, you know, I can jump in the car and be there in 15 minutes, 20 minutes, even 30 minutes. The cheapest place I've found, believe it or not, ready for this, it's a fucking insult. And it's a joke. $4,950.

No utilities, no nothing, but they'll take the dog. That can't be true, right? Is that possible that you can find a 30-mile radius? Where the cheapest rent for a one-bedroom or studio apartment is $5,000 a month? That can't be true. Yeah. Even if she lived in Cambridge, there would be somewhere nearby. Somewhere nearby.

That's what I mean. So he's like, I'm going to have to live on the street. Me and my dog will be living on the street. He tells the story about this place he looked at in Vegas that he wanted to move to. And he's like, oh, this place was affordable. It seemed great. And then he asked Chad GPT about the neighborhood. And they were like, oh, yeah, there were two murders yesterday.

on that street He's like, oh, okay, never mind. Vegas isn't a great place. A lot of areas in downtown Vegas, I should say. Summars are beautiful and amazing, and where hunchbacks go. Now, it's so funny because scorch goes out about this whole thing, you were just like, all these landlords just want to get people in who can afford the rent. That's the only thing they care about.

They get these people, they check to see what kind of income they have. They make sure they can afford it. and then they want to get paid on time. And he's like, but I see a lot of flaws with that system. I don't think the landlords are thinking this all the way through. So what happens? Let's put it this way. What happens if you're a landlord and you rent to somebody that makes $10,000 a month, okay?

Now, who's to say that they ain't going to make a shitload of damage in your place? They might be the worst fucking people in the world, but they're rich. They make money. So what? They made money so good. Until you show up to their place to give it an inspection or whatever, you're not going to know what they're doing to your place. Because what do you kill?

You're getting $10,000 a month. That's ridiculous, but they could be shitty people, as I say. I thought they made $10,000 a month. Now, the way nor are getting $10,000 a month. I love that. He goes, you know, there's good people like me who are also poor. Wouldn't it be better if, like, I kept the place neat and tidy? and you just didn't make as much money off of it.

Like maybe you lost on it. Would that be better? Now, he had a roommate for a while. He did. Producer Mike, right? Right. I wonder if he's ever had to deal with a landlord or a lease because he's, it doesn't sound like it.

Yeah, it's crazy when he talks about, you know, a lot of these places they want your first month, your last month, and a security deposit. He like has no idea how to pull this off. He's very upset about the fact that he can't get out of, where is he, O'Clair, Wisconsin? something like that. He's like, it's cold up here. I want to leave. I want to go somewhere better than this.

And rich people are bad. Stop renting the rich people. Sure they can afford the rent. But, you know, when they move the dishwasher, they don't even pick it up. Just drag it right across the winolium. They're always shitting on the walls and on the ceiling. Yep. It's what they're doing all right.

What is it with these guys where they're like, I just learned something. I'm sure nobody else in the world knows this. I have to inform them all. Yeah. He used to do a show in O'Clair, Wisconsin with T.Rye was his co-host. We covered that on this program a few times, and she comes up. They came into the studio. They talked to me and my ex-partner, my ex-morning show partner, T-Roy.

Miss you, T-Rye. Maybe you'll come on this show sometime, too. Yes, let's get T-Rye on the show. Now, there's also, was her name, Megan was his co-host? Yeah. Megan's a dud. Get T-Rye on the show. I hope he starts getting some of his celebrity friend.

on. That'd be great. There's only so much room underneath the console. That's true. Yeah. Climed down under here with me and squat down. All right. So one of the things he does on the show, very radio-like, he's always teasing what's coming up and resetting the topics. Guys, we're talking about

fast food prices. Coming up, we're going to talk about like the cheapest burger you ever got and where you got it, what year it was. And so he does a really good job teasing what's happening. Okay. So, I went to a, I drove by a fast food restaurant the other day, and I was just fucking taken back by how much money fast food costs these days.

I haven't had fast food in a long time, but there's one thing in specific about one specific fast food restaurant that they stopped doing, even before I stopped eating it. And I haven't had fast food since 1984. before. But even before that, this one restaurant stopped doing a drink a certain way. And I don't know why, because as I said earlier, if you're my age, maybe a little bit younger, maybe a little bit older, you're going to agree this stuff wears the balls, man, but you just don't do it anymore. For right now, though, we want to talk about this. What is the cheapest that you remember

paying for a burger and fries, basically a fast food meal? Right. So he teases his whole thing. He's like, there's this place you say to have this drink. They don't make it that way anymore. I don't know why. Everyone loved it. Never reveals one of this. It's only a 29-minute video and he keeps repeating itself.

Yes. And he's playing music videos. A lot of it's music. And it keeps repeating the same thing over and over again. And he never reveals what he's talking about. Is anyone know what he's talking about? What fast food restaurant changed the way they made drinks back in 1983? Is anyone know?

God damn it, Scorch. You tell me a pot, scotch. Can't take it anymore But anyway So he's teasing this over and over again He starts reading these comments People were just like Well yeah

When I was in outside of Syracuse In 1975 I got a 25 cent Burger King Burger and fries Or 17 sons Yeah And the funny thing too about all this It's so stupid

Because people would be like I used to be able to have a whole meal For a dollar 69 At a fast food restaurant And sort of like Oh God I wish it was like that again. It's like a dollar 669 was worth a lot more fucking money back then.

It's all relative. It's a thing called inflation. It just starts crying. I'm so hungry. Yeah. It's not like the bucks 69 at your pocket. We'd be able to go out by that right now. Jesus.

So stupid. How much time do you spend checking the prices of things you don't buy in heaven since 20, 30 years ago? Zero time. It's crazy. Scorce remembers an old bit that he used to do. So some of the people who comment on his Facebook posts, are guys he used to work with or guys who were regular callers into a show back in the day who also said lonely losers probably rent and so this is an example by the way when I talk

about losers anyway so this is one of the bits that he used to have on the show people loved when I was doing radio in Boston I had a segment called score or snore every Monday and people would call in saying whether they snored or whether they, I, I scored. So, his name is Dan, but I called him Rip. He used to tell me that he used to snore more than me. Is that possible rip, you know?

But Dan, I appreciate your brother. Good stuff. Yeah, this is fun. That was our fun times. Scored or snored? Hey, what's going on? Scores as well, let you know. I scored this weekend. You got a wacky sound effect for me?

We can't afford the sound effects. I'll do it in my mouth. So that's scorches new show. I'm excited. He's already teased the topic for next week. It'll be what are your biggest turnoffs? So we're moving on from fast food prices. We're getting right into one of your turnoffs.

I got all these unused FU Fridays. I can just fill in there. Perfect. All right. Let's get into what's going on. with our buddy John Melendez. All right. I'm going to start with something.

A guy MB 3551 sent this into me. And the only reason why I'm playing this is because Ava, Ava Riza, you might know Ava from the Sedering John show, Point, Dabble Point, Uncle Rico show. Oh, Ava Riza. Ava Riza. Yes. Ava Riza has been very critical of my musicianship. Ava has said that I'm not creative. I'm in an instrumental band.

So how could I be creative? And someone sent me a person named Cinco Sanders playing with a band called the Boo Jays. And this was posted up on Facebook. Let's get a understanding of Ava's musical prowess. That was posted in 2015. So Cinco was listening to Mudhoney. He was like, oh, this is the next thing that's going to hit. Like, Sonic Youth, this is the next thing.

People are going to be enjoying and appreciating. You know what that band needs? Boy, Tinsley. Yes. A different percussionists, or maybe on top of that, I guess, is what you're saying. Yeah, drown it out. John has his show, and he brings back Vince the lawyer. the warrior has been blocked and John has not spoken to him in quite some time, weeks even,

because Vince is in a private text conversation with John and then screen grabs it and then sends it to me, Tuki, Bob Levy, and Shulie. And then John goes, did you send my private text messages? And Vince goes, yeah. John goes, I told you not to do that. And Vince goes, yeah, I know. My bad. And so John brings back Vince, who he's pissed.

that for doing this and that's a very important question of uh of viz it's like you do realize that i blocked you because you shared my text now i'm blocking but you better not share anything i text you yeah but you can't share anything not one thing not one letter do you agree to that then john yeah i do is chan the dumbest of person in the world? I mean, let's get to the point where you're just like,

how is this possible that there's somebody who's this fucking stupid? Is John the stupidest guy in the world? Yes, Howard. He really is. Yeah, it's like,

why didn't he make him promise before? Why did he wait till now? Right. That's the mistake he made. Right. So you're sorry. He's so fucking stupid. And even Vince is like,

really? Is this what we're doing? Okay, yeah, I won't do it. What else do you want? Yeah. I swear on my kids. All right. So, yeah, we have a D.D. on there.

F. Mamie is also on the program. And that's fun because Vince and Mammy were having an affair last year. And John talks to them, like their children. Like, so would you guys? You guys like, do go all the way. She's like, yes. What are you talking about? Snore or score.

Yeah, right. So that's a really. really dumb. But anyway, they talk about, you know, Vince asked the question, are you really done April 1st? Because John has been saying for a while. March 31st, this is his last day. He's out of the dabble verse. He doesn't need the shit anymore. So what's the update on that, John? So what is the latest? You're leaving in April? I don't know, because now I fucked up my fucking wrist. So now... Now you got some bills to pay. No, well, it's not really the bills. I have insurance, but it's, it's, you know, the job I'm, you know, I was going to do now, I don't know

if I can do because I can't, I can't. What kind of job were you going to do? And? Shut up you. No. Let's just say in producing and writing out here for, you know. Well, luckily, everything you could talk into text now, so. You're right.

Very good, Dedy. Holy shit. John is pretending. This is insane. He's like, well, I had a job all lined up, but now that I broke my wrist, I can't do it anymore. Like, well, what kind of job would that be? And he makes the motion of typing. John types with one hand.

I was going to say how a normal person types. Yes. That would be crazy if they're just like, oh, you broke your wrist? Never mind. The job's no longer available. Like Dee Dee said, there's a million ways to make this work for you. John can't type anyway. I remember Beethoven transcribing his, you know, symphonies while going deaf.

Yeah. Had to stop when his arm hurt because that's it. That's it. You can't do it after that. I'm done. Holy shit. So he thinks we're all stupid and he's stupid. He's stammering so much with that.

He doesn't know how to answer it because he's got nothing. And he actually on his show yesterday brought this up again and tried to elaborate on this, this job that he has lined up for himself when he leaves the day. dabble verse. Chris Plus Plus, the Duke's last show ever. Well, plans have changed. Why? Well, very simple. Thank you. If I get the job that I've been going for and I pass the audition, the only problem is I don't know if I can do it with fucking, you know, without both times. Hold on a second. Now he's saying it has to pass an audition. Didn't he say it was like writing and producing.

And now there's an audition. And also, do you quit your job just because you have an audition coming up? Adam, I'll ask you. Yep. Okay. Very good. I'm definitely going to down this. So he took 24 hours to come up with a worst excuse.

Yeah. It's amazing. Isn't that crazy? Does you think that we're all that dumb that we just don't know how anything works? We're just like, oh, well, he's got an audition. He's not sure if he can do it. Yeah, I'm not trying to, you know, big time or Hollywood inside anybody. But normally those writing gigs, they don't need you.

write on the spot. We want to see you right with two hands. Right. Go. Proving a type fast. That would be like a secretary in the 80s. He would need to be like words per minute was an important thing. Well, he only touched on a typewriter.

He makes the ding thing. Right. Yes. The fuck's he talking about. He doesn't understand how the world works. And it's very fun. It's very funny. But he thinks that I'm the idiot.

Adam, you pulled some clips of him. Now, the problem is that John doesn't play clips, although I saw on a show yesterday. He was playing Zenhow. on Hughesy show, but whatever. John doesn't play clips because that's all copyrighted and wildly illegal federally. Anyone can take down anyone for playing a clip because John understands the law better than everyone. So he just tries to summarize what happened.

And he's talking about me being really stupid. And he calls me out for it. You dumb fuck, you know nothing about show business. Do not ever talk to me about show business. You're an idiot. you're an ultimate idiot you're the epitome of idiocy no wonder why

you're sitting there fucking Adam why did you pick this clip you just you wanted to say to me but you're letting John do this instead I don't know why you're not listening just take it in he's making a lot of good points

okay whittling wood down to toothpicks in fucking Rochester let's go Why? Answer. Why are you doing that? Why am I whittling wood down to toothpicks? Don't deflect. I'm selling to the scorch, all right, fine.

I knew it. Maybe that's the job he was going for. I super chat scorch so he has money for toothpicks. John is convinced that I'm the idiot, and it's all about the fact that I had this interesting theory I threw out there on on point-double point on Monday, where I said maybe the reason why Karen Feldman's convinced that John was fired from the Tonight Show,

because she said that on my show and Kevin Brennan Show, is because John pretended to be fired, so he wouldn't have to pay any kind of commission to Karen, you know, any percentage from his paycheck. But Lady Kay, do you know, I hired another manager after the premiere

of my movie? Do you think that manager asked me for a commission from the Tonight Show? Oh, way! Oh, good, great. Okay. I appreciate you waiting. Thank you.

I think she didn't expect a commission coming in from the Tonight Show because you had an agent named Jason that was at Gersh. And he negotiated that deal for you and reped you. And you decided that you didn't like the idea of giving residuals to a person after they put the contract together. So you stopped giving them the residuals. So they took legal action against you to get the money and they dropped you. And everyone in town knew that.

So when Karen says no one wanted to work with him, no one would hire him, because you made it clear to everyone in town that if you booked a job with them, you wouldn't pay them. These residuals are standard. I know you didn't know about it, but everyone else did and you still have to pay them. So that's why Karen did not expect to get that money from you and why she was one of the only kind of managers you could find. Because it's someone who knew that going in. Yeah. Karen wasn't working at Gersh, I'm pretty sure.

So, yeah. No. And when you fuck with people at Gersh, like, that's it. You're done. There's no second chances. Yeah, word gets around on that. So, Adam, you actually have an interesting theory. Oh, we play the next clip, right?

And then we'll get into your theory about Karen saying the John was fired. from the Tonight Show. Are you implying Lady Kay that Karen Feldman was that stupid that she couldn't turn on her TV at 11.35 at night and hear my fucking voice

saying, and I'm John Melendez. Are you that fucking stupid? I'll wait. Oh, good. Oh, great. Yeah, good. Perfect. Okay.

Do you mind if I? Please. Yeah. Fantastic. John, no one expected to hear your voice as the announcer, announcer on the tonight show, especially Karen, because you were fired after about 10 months. They tried doing it live with you. That didn't work out, just like that midday radio show at K Rock.

You can't do it live. So they tried pre-recording it. Then that didn't work. Then they just fired you. Now, as far as Karen, And everyone in town is concerned when you were asked to be the Ed McMahon, Jack Sheldon, Fred Armisen, you were one of the on-air stars of an NBC series. And when you lost that announcing gig, you were fired. Jay has OCD and he doesn't want to fire people.

That's his thing. Nobody was fired during his tenure. So what they did was offer you a consolation thing for you to respectfully decline. It's like, okay, you're not going to be the announcer. You can be a staff writer in the back. Because Hank Kingsley is not going to go be a staff rider in the back and drink his highballs. Andy Richter's not sitting in the back. They're going on with their careers.

No one expected you to say yes, but you did. And then you just stayed there like you didn't want to get caught hiding in the closet trying to not get fired until this thing ended. That's why you didn't need to be there at the show. No one cares that you stayed there. You weren't supposed to. As far as anyone's concerned, you were fired. You were no longer the announcer.

That's so true, too. We found this out when those legal filings from his ex-wife surfaced, and it showed that John kept getting demotions. He kept getting lesser and less pay, which is a company telling you to hit the bricks. It's not working out for you. Most people don't stick around as they get their paycheck cut in half by a company. And John had no one else to go. The warm up guy for the audience. That's not someone from the team that does that job.

You hire from the outside. They ran out of places to stick him. Wow. Yeah. And when you look at the way he treated those people on that film, you realize that he was stealing money from them knowingly, not just a drunken buffoon. He knew what he was doing and never thought he'd see them ever again.

He's like, I'm on my way to start him. I'm never going to see any you dumb fucks again. Meanwhile, all those dumb fucks have clips you in their careers, and you would give anything to just go back in time and be nice to them. So this is an interesting tweet that you found. You want to explain this? Yeah, this was just right there under one of those conversations. They said, Hollywood is built on people who sold their souls

and satanic blood oaths for fame and fortune and stuccio still gave everyone he met the vibe that this guy wants it too much. Yes. And I think that sums up Karen Feldman and the whole thing. That's what she remembers. She doesn't remember the details of the specific things. She's like, oh, that guy's an insurance risk. I don't know whether it was women or drugs, whatever.

She doesn't care. She goes, that guy's an insurance risk. We can't have them on a set. And everyone talks and they all know that. So there's been a lot of discussion about one too many since we talked to Karen Felden about filming it. And Vince's YouTube channel posted it recently. So if you want to go watch one too many, it's available right there on YouTube.

And John learns about this. And he claims that he owns one too many. But you don't have the rights to strike it because you don't own it. Yes, we do own it. That's the thing. Yes. No. So did they put it out for free?

I'm one of the exact producers. Yes, I own it. No, that's not how it works. It's the production. Oh, really? You're going to tell me how it works. Okay. I just happened to know a little bit about this stuff.

Yeah, well, me and my buddy Marco, we own the movie. We have the rights. We can strike it. I thought you sold it. Okay. We sold it to the National Ampoon. Yes. But they now, they have given the rights back to us.

That's a bullshit. Let me tell you. I know how this industry is. They don't give anything back ever. Oh, yeah. Well, shit. They haven't. They haven't.

Vince, they haven't revealed any of the counting ever. Any of the counting? That's even Deity's just like, what are you talking about? You don't own one too many. It doesn't make any fucking sense, you idiot. Just like, no, no, my buddy, Marco, he claims that we own it. I can even get him on here to say that if you want. I get it on weekends.

I just love the fact that he's like, you can't strike it. It's not yours. You don't own anything with that. And John's trying to convince them that his, buddy Marco who funded this whole thing. Told John that they still own it. Technically they still own it. You don't, you can claim you do, but you don't technically own it.

Well, not according to Marco, but I'll let him... Is Mark out of prison yet? Shut the fuck up. This is great because Marco Fiore, who is the guy who funded John's project here, was also a dude used to call into the Stern show. And John got connected with him back when he was the call screener on the Howard Stern show. and Marco pled guilty to securities fraud when he managed to a Wall Street brokerage firm

connected to the mob. Investors were scared out of millions of dollars and he was sentenced to four years in federal prison. This is the same guy who produced Gotti, the John Travolta movie. This is the guys that John was running around with and producing movies with and bragging about.

And bragging about doing this. So the fact that I was just like, yeah, Marco will tell you. He's a stand-up guy. We totally still own the rights. of this thing. So yeah, this is, I'm talking about how Dabletown uploaded. And D-D-D-D-Sin

on all this stupid shit, too. So Vince pretends that it's Rocco who has the Dabbletown YouTube channel, and he's the one behind uploading this movie. Beetlejuice, Vince put one too many on YouTube. Is that correct? No, Dabletown

did. Rockle and I, we have a channel. Did, is it? You did, too. You. No, I didn't. It's for, I thought I was thinking it's a national lampoon. I didn't even think I'd affect you out. No, I swear to God we own the copyright. All right, that strike me. I will.

John, let people see it. It's actually really good. Literally, why wouldn't you want that? And the quality's good to me. Well, I'm going to make any money anyway. I'm going to make any money anyway. How much did you sell it for, John? 500,000. Look at a big liar.

There's not. How much did you actually get, though? zero fk madmy i'm gonna let you stay here Vince i'll be right back i'm not throwing you off someone doesn't want to answer the question i thank goodness

at least Vince is on there and saying like you're full shit it's so obvious whereas these other idiots that the avas and the two dollar corkies of the world just be like oh yeah it's over 500,000 dollars you still own the rights yeah yeah all that makes fucking perfect sense so stupid i'm i'm almost positive

that they had to pay national Lampoon to use the name that they didn't buy it. We asked Karen that. She said that they did buy it. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, if so, it's not for $500,000. It's for like a nominal thing.

No, no, no, no. Definitely not $500,000. Do you see the set design in that movie? I did. You know, just watched that is Patrick Meltin we were texting about. He's blown away. But how bad the set design is in that movie. It's just like, it's amazing that his bedroom is the same as the restaurant they hang out at.

the nightclub they go too. It's crazy. At least Tommy O'Soh was just like, I can't afford a lot of set designs. Everything happens in this one room. All right. It's just the room. We're not going anywhere else.

And it's funny when they complain about things that are cheap or bad about the movie, John says, well, they, they were doing this. They were doing that. But whenever it's like it made money, we and I own it. Yes. Yes.

All right. We're going to move on to the one too many commentary. But first, real quick, Rob Sell gets brought up. Rob Saul's been on John show a couple times since he came back to the Dabbleverse since he came out of rehab. And Rob is not drinking or doing drugs. He's lost a lot of weight. He's looking great.

Everyone's happy for Rob. Is John happy for Rob? Erica Hill, thanks to us. Learn from Rob. Get so be more great. Oh, shut. Yeah, people are saying you jealous that Rob got sober, are you? Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah. God bless him. No, I believe. Good. I mean, a totally different person. He's, I love it. I'm so happy for him. What an asshole.

He's such an asshole. He's such an asshole. He's a good friend to buy. I love Rob. Yeah, Rob's your girl. Whatever. Fuck that asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's the kid who is not having his birthday and can't let the other kid blow out his candles. He has to get in there. Right. All right. So, Adam, you decided to go back and watch the DVD of One Too Many. There's a commentary track on there where it's John and the director of the third. film discussing behind the scenes as they watch it together. And definitely, um, hear how the director Michael D. Lorenzo deals with John and how he talks

to him. It's very interesting. And these are all from not white eat. I think it not white it on, uh, Dablers and honors. Okay. So this is, uh, John talking about the stuff that we would never know, us layman, that like, they're not actually drinking beer when they're at a bar drinking beer. Actually, most fucking people know this.

It's just John. Jesus Christ. Now, of course, those aren't real drinks. They're all drinking water. Which I don't understand. Like, why can't you just be cinema verite and just actually be drinking real alcohol? Oh, because they're actresses.

That's what they do. You know, we thought I looked too bad by doing this. And, you know, I don't know. The only problem is, like, you know, I personally wouldn't have sex with a girl. I mean, I would have sex with a girl, but I'm saying, like, why would they have their top still on, Mike? Now what is it?

I don't know. It's called we didn't have enough money to pay for them to get naked. I'm not saying you have to be naked, but... All right. So I did put a little censorship on there for YouTube. But, yeah, it shows the scene where John's having his threesome. It's the whole plot of the movie. John trying to get a threesome and then he does.

And then his girlfriend's like, whoa, you're going to bang that other girl for a while? He's like, yeah, yeah. We talked about this. And so she runs, he storms off. And John... It's just like, yeah, two of them, we could get that bra to take her top off. She wanted more money. What a class act.

The way to get this movie is terrible. Yeah. It's really bad, yes. He talks about cinema verite. Oh, no. He says how come it's not cinema verite? That's like the office when the camera is like a character involved in you're shooting on a real location. That's not this.

He's like asking why is there acting to his director? And the Jack just like, I don't know, man. What do you think, John? I don't know. What am I supposed to take us? You can't do 40 takes of that if you're drunk. Do you understand? All right.

So John actually admits, and this is something that Karen said on our show, that his wife, Susanna, his wife at the time, is actually the person who wrote this movie, which is very interesting that he talks about this on the DVD commentary. And this is another scene, another dialogue that my wife wrote her. little diatriper. You know what's funny? Is that your wife has not given any credit for the writing? Well, you know what?

I'm just wondering. She's given tons of credit for being my wife. And by the way... You know what? I agree with that, dude. That's amazing. I love the director comes in and he goes,

interesting. You didn't even credit her as a writer on this when you just admitted that she wrote that scene right there. It sounds like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we give Susanna enough. She gets tons of credit for being my wife.

What an asshole. Yeah, why did he bring it up? if you didn't want to give her credit. That's pretty wild. It's also worth noting that park they're sitting in is directly across the street from the Tonight Show in Burbank. And it's a free location they're shooting at early in the morning, so no one bothers them. Makes sense. So, John...

I know it's not the MASH set or the Batman Cave, but you know it's something. So this next clip is amazing because John does his thing where, you know, he'll talk about what the biggest planet is in the solar system. He's constantly dropping these fun facts, and you know he loves Jaws. So he's got a fun fact for Jaws, and let's see how the director responds to this. I will tell you that, like, in Jaws, when the girl first gets eaten, the first girl, it was actually Stephen Spielberg pulling the rope to pull her around. You know, that because he didn't like the way all the people were doing it. No, were you watching somebody else's DVD commentary? I'm a big fan of Joe Steven Spielberg.

No, no, he's amazing. But you should be worried about your movie right now. I am. Anyway, so there we go. Jesus. That's so well said. Like, what are we talking about, John? You knew a thing and you had to say it out loud?

Yep. Cool, man. He's so smart. Excuse me. Steven Spielberg is very talented. Yes, I know, John. He's very talented. I'm watching your movie right now.

Now, Adam, you pressed Karen on the fact that there were scenes shot at the Tonight Show, the back office. of the Tonight Show. And Karen said, nope, definitely not. We never went to the Tonight Show. And I think you might have been right out in this one. I think you have the proof. The character name, I think, is Sally.

And the name is Sandra. Oh, look, look at us. Now, okay, where are we now? This is the hallway of the Tonight Show. Exactly. And I was like, I was like, it was so wonderful to actually be in that studio. But you're there, it would be nice. Yeah, I know, because we wanted to have a hallway, you know,

and we didn't really have one that would look different in the studio, so we finally got, thank God, the Tonight Show. Walter, my friend gave us permission to shoot there. No, I haven't heard from... Interesting insight into why he would get this director. Yeah, to be a part of this. Starstruck. He's like, whoa, we have to go to the Tonight Show.

You were there on the set. That was pretty deep, remember? I saw Jay Lano's office. there's name on it. Feldman was smart. She found he was a popular TV actor at the time whose face he would recognize, who had his own cop show who wanted to direct. So she's like,

he wants to direct. I bet if I offer him this thing because he's never directed before. And I'm saying here's a million dollar budget. He'll do it. And he took the risk. And yeah, it's the guy from Howard Stern. We were shooting at the Tonight Show.

It's like he knows this is a piece of shit, but there's also a part of him that's going, we might be making a movie. Maybe if I work hard enough, this could be a movie. Jay, what am I promoted on the Tonight Show? And he kind of did. A little bit. A little bit.

Yeah. So Michael DeLorenzo got roped into this, and he never directed again. This is, this last clip, is interesting because this was a laborer of love for the whole Moendez family. It wasn't just John and Susanna who were involved in it. He also got his kids involved, as we'll see in this. I'm sorry. Wait. This night, the night that we shot your daughter, and it took, like, how long did it take for her?

Like, how long did it take for her to, like, you were trying to make her laugh, trying to make her laugh, trying to make her laugh, and she wouldn't laugh. She wouldn't even smile. No, because you know why? It was two in the morning. I called my wife. She was sick on Benadryl. I said, get her here now because we don't have a kid because they didn't get us a kid. And then she shows up, and she doesn't want to laugh because she wants to go to sleep.

No, no, no. This is awesome. But how did I get her to laugh? my father said, if you don't smile now, he's going to kill himself. What the fuck was that story? That doesn't paint John in a good light at all. No, and I feel like the director tried to stop him twice

and he just had to barrel through. Yeah. Stop telling that story about how you were torturing your kid who didn't want to be there late at night. Didn't John say there were no kids at nighttime? Did he just admit that that? John said a lot of things. Yeah, no shit.

Wow. It was interesting in that clip the way John's kid was looking at him. It was like, they could smile. You're right. They're choosing not to. Dad said he'd kill himself. I bet mom's next husband's going to be even better. All right.

Thank you very much for putting that together for us. Thank you. Adam, we appreciate it. Did you want to comment at all about Karen's appearance on MLC? No, I decided this was a better way to go through it. Okay. I didn't want to. It was just wild to see.

he just kept screaming. How did she find us? What is she doing on my show? You invited her, Kevin. It was your idea. We talked about this on, I think, point, dabble point,

but it's just so funny that Kevin calls her up and immediately assumes I didn't pay her. They didn't pay you, did they? I make all the money. So he's like bragging him out, making all this money, and then brings her on the show, and Karen and him have had a huge falling out

because she feels ripped off. He paid her half as much as we paid her. to be on WATP. He promised it would be more that he needed to know what you paid. He needed to see the receipt so he could promise to pay her more. Then he did half of that and said, this woman has to learn to not believe everything everyone says. Yes.

It was incredible. What a big W for KB on that one. Yeah. All right, let's move out with our wives. Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? What's up, Megan?

Hello, hello. All right. This is a game that we play. Megan puts this together for us each week. And we watch Aaron Immel from the Steel Till Till Morning Show. He'll set up a topic and it's a comedy show. And so he'll come up with a really funny jokes for what he's talking about. Normally, he calls things he doesn't like gay.

Sometimes he calls it something else not very often. So we try to figure out on this show, whatever he's talking about. Will he call it gay or not? Round one is worth one point as of the first five rounds. And then the final round is worth three points. let's start is a gay what did you just say I've never seen Robocop

you got to be should be never seen Robocop well yeah I've never had dinner with the president I never had dinner with the president Blazing Saddles is the greatest movie ever made

Root says Holy Grail will always be hilarious to me I like look this may be hypocritical I like Monty Python in the Holy Grail and someone would argue that's kind of silly retard Robin Hood, Men and Tights was funnier. Is Robin Hood Men and Tites gay?

Adam. I, he, that, and that what he just said. Not yet. He was talking about, he was talking about Body Biden. Okay, I'll say, yeah.

Yeah, sure is. Carl. I think men and tights is gay, yeah. Chris. Totally gay. It always seemed too gay to me. I never watched it. Oh, I never watched.

My favorite. Yep, a little too easy. some low hanging fruit right there thank you megan for giving us all you guys out yeah give me all w to start off is nice good stuff Aaron you're very creative we're all jealous of you all right look at that we can do that too boy that's thin right that's some thin shit I can't do this backwards I have a hard time doing it through my reflection take a look let's fuck around my hair a little bit tonight. Yeah. What the fuck am I

doing like playing news stories and doing commentary? Just fucking play with your hair and lose you, dip shit. Are Aaron's bangs gay? Yes, definitely gay. Does he think it's gay? Yes. Chris. It better be gay.

Carl. I sure hope so. I'm going to just cross my fingers and say he thinks This is gay. What do you think, Adam? Yes. All right, let's go. Look at that. That is frightening.

That should keep you guys up at night. Oh. Wow. Flew us for a loop right there. Because Aaron doesn't know what bangs are. They're gay. No one told them. All right, none of us got the point on there.

So round three and away we go. you're the one who's been acting like the ins- Don't act like this is a mutual attraction, you homo chili recipe, you fucking, are we on YouTube still? Roots says he totally glances. Shut up!

Nobody asked you. Hobo says, Aaron, remember, like I've said, if we were ever intimate, I'm not going to be a gentle lover, and it's going to be purely for dominance. Hold. Good freeze frame. Ouch.

Is it is it gay to bang another man purely for dominance? Oh, I want to live in a world where the answer is yes. Carl. I'm going to go with the ass on this one.

Chris. Yeah. Gay. Annie. It has to be gay. All right. We all think it's gay. Yeah.

Yeah, we said that last time, too. Yep, let's find out. Oh, Bo, do you need an intervention? That's a really gay thing to say. Yes, very good. All right. We're back. We're all back.

Thank goodness. Aaron, I almost didn't know you for a second there, buddy. He doesn't know me. He's acting like he knows better. It's not bad. Round four of, is it gay. Do they do that at St. John's University all the time? They go to this place called Sal's.

Piano Man play. and everyone who went to St. John's University goes on the dance floor and takes their pants off and they put their arms around each other and dance in a circle to Piano Man with their boxers on. You want to say I'm making that shit up? Ask anybody in our chat.

Most of our audiences from Minnesota, they will tell you the same thing. If you're in St. Joe, Minnesota, and you're in a bar called Sal's, and Piano Man comes on. Is it gay to pull your pants down, put your arms around another man and dance to Billy Joel's piano man. Annie.

Yes, it's gay. Even if you don't take off the underwear, it's definitely gay. Sounds kind of fun, though. Chris. It's gay, and I'm taking the point whether it is not. No, no, no, no. I'm going to say it's not gay. Whoa.

Adam. It's not gay where I'm from. All right, there we go. We're split on this one. Let's find out. All the men who go to St. John's University take off their pants and put their arms. It's so gay. Have you seen Johnny Bell? Oh, damn it.

I thought you were trying to. I think he's just mad that he wasn't invited to do that. It sounds that way, yeah. All right. Round five. And I think we have, what, two people with a one-point lead right now? That is correct. talk about any further than that.

Round five coming up. You go, Rabbi Smoothie says, there's a shorts maker. Do you do any work? It's more like I program it. I put it in. I say what I want. And it packages it and presents it nicely.

Because when I do it, it looks fucking terrible. It's really for the glam. The glam on the gram is what it's for. Although the ones that I scheduled this week for YouTube, aren't uploading to YouTube and they're not uploading to Facebook. They're just uploading to Instagram.

Is it gay that Aaron's new shorts are just uploading to Instagram? Adam. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so. I would say no. Chris. Not gay.

Annie. I'm going for the clean gay sweep. All right. Let's find out. Which is weird. Very strange. All right. All right.

What are the scores going into the final round here? Okay. I'm leading with four. And then you and Annie have three. Okay. Adam, you got two. All right. Well, still anyone's game?

This one is worth three points. And it'll be a multiple choice of questions, not just is it gay. Let me explain what this is first. Oh, please. So it's eight. first. It's the two-year anniversary of Can April Fly Solo? Right. So the last appearance on the Steeltoe evening show. So I decided to pull a clip from that show. Excellent. Back with the ex-wife on the program.

Is K-Max McDonald, who Johnny Depp, isn't that your crush, April? Yes, I would have to get a pass from Aaron because I value his opinion. but yes, I'd have to give him one too then, which he'd obviously pick if Aaron wanted a celebrity pass to folk. All right. Who does April choose as Aaron's Celebrity Hall pass? Adrian Brody.

Gay. Hulk Hogan. Eric Church or J.J. McCarthy. Adam. I don't know who the bottom two are. One's a singer and one is a quarterback. Go with JJ. Carl.

I'm going to go Eric Church. Chris. Hulk Hogan. Annie? I think it's Eric Church. All right. We're both going church. Let's find out.

Obviously it has to be Eric Church, right? Yes. He just wears those Eric Church shirts all the time, or that one shirt all the time, I should say. Which is why that one stuck. with me. Couldn't be a woman. Does she think he's gay? Yeah, maybe. Well, if you keep playing it, she mentions other men, too. God, who else is he like? Eric Church, Ewan McGregor, or Edward Norton. I think those are at the top of his list. Hmm. No women. Those are the celebrities

that he pines over. No, no women, yeah. Weird. And I love one. April picks one and it's like as far away from Aaron as you can get. That's always the best. Yes. So what's the final score of this game, producer Chris? You and Annie won. Hey, look at us. We're a couple weaners over here.

We have a bonus clip that Megan sent over. Do you want to set this up at all? Yeah, so it was a part of this episode. And I thought it was interesting because, you know, he always plays that Erica song. Yes. Nowadays for the White Power Hour for the rally. Apparently there's a whole lore with this song. Like, we didn't just start playing it.

This has been a song they've had for a while. Oh, okay. Or at least they've known about. So here you go. Interesting. No, it's Erica. What did I say? Gloria.

Oh, Erica, Gloria. I get them confused. Both sang by Ariens. That's pretty good. April was fucking that guy on purpose? What's going on here? I didn't know there was a techno version, but there you go. Now I should try this one.

If he's watching this, Aaron, this is what going to get to the goal, my friend. Get the techno version in rotation. That money's going to come in. It's not bad. I was watching Blind Mike this past weekend. He did a steel toe segment that was brilliant. Beggy Monster made a return. The Beggy Monster was ashamed of what Aaron is going to come.

Aaron is trying to drink piss on his show now if he give enough money. He does the... Oh, Aaron. He's like, we used to have dignity, Aaron. Just ask for money. Just beg for money. What are you doing? It's very funny.

So I recommend checking out Blind Mike. And I'm sure he's put it out separately, too, as just his steel toast segment. Very well done. All right. Great game. Magin, congrats to Annie and me. We're the best around. We have the opi or bird.

game from our friend Simon. Howdy gang, and welcome to a special introspective edition of Opie or Burr. All of today's clips will be about everyone's favorite topic. Me! I'm your host Simon from the worst ever podcast, and let's get started with round one. I used to yell to express myself because that's all I knew in my house. And I knew like there were times I would be so frustrated with the staff. and I would yell and scream at him.

And I knew I was right. Time to register those votes. God, it feels like a misdirect, but I'm going Bill Burr on this one. Producer Chris, what do you got? I went Burr. Uh, Megan? I was going to say Opie because he mentioned staff.

Yeah. So I'm going to go Opie. All right, Annie? Opie. Adam. It sounded so Burr. I'm going to have to go with it. You're going to burr.

Mm-hmm. All right. And here's the answer. I used to yell to express myself, because that's all I knew in my house. And I knew, like, there were times I would be so frustrated with the staff, and I would yell and scream at him. And I knew I was right. And it paid off in the end. Let's play.

Round two. I'm going to keep saying all this dumb shit. I know you guys are getting sick of it, but, uh, I have to do this. Because if I don't, I'm going to go back to how I was, and I don't want to do that. Like, I'm fucking, oh my God. Yeah. Time to register those votes.

Jesus Christ, it could be either of them. Anna, what he got? Yeah, that's Bill Burr. Annie? Burr. Megan? Burr. Bruce.

I went Burr. I'm going Bill Burr on this one as well. And here's the answer. I'm going to keep saying all of this dumb shit. I know you guys are getting sick of it, but I have to do this because if I don't, I'm going to go back to how I was, and I don't want to do that. Like, I'm fucking, oh my God.

Yeah, I got to stop that shit. Anyway. Just imagine how much better it would be if she wasn't there, Bill? Let's play. Round three. I don't know. I have no fucking idea. I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing or what my life is right now. Time to register those votes. I'm going, uh, Billy Burr. Annie, what do you got? Opie. Adam? Opie. Megan. Opie. Producer Chris. Burr. Yeah, a lot of F-bombs for an Opie, but I guess it's possible. That's find out. And here's the answer. I don't know. I have no fucking idea. I don't even know what the

fuck I'm doing or what my life is right now. Just get divorced, dude. Let's play. Round four. I'm now doing this. I don't talk to a lot of people. I don't make a lot of money. But I was fortunate enough to get into something that I actually love to do. So why would I ever stop? time to register those votes. That seems too easy. Adam, what do you got? It's got to be Opie. Come on. Gotta be Opie.

Producer Chris? Opie. I'm going Opie, Megan. Opie. Annie? I'm trusting my instincts. It's Opie. Yeah, how the fuck would Bill talk about not making a lot of money?

That's not his problem. All right, let's find out. And here's the answer. I'm now doing this. I don't talk to a lot of people. I don't make a lot of money, but I was fortunate enough to get into something that I actually love to do. So why would I ever stop? Because you aren't talking to a lot of people, and you don't make a lot of money.

I think it's time I just want to get that joke. You know it would be an easy one. All right, what are the scores through four rounds? Okay, I wasn't totally clear on who it was in the first one because it sounded like both of them at the same time. But was that Opie? You guys are shaking your heads. Yes, I forgot. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I thought so because it sounded like it was from the streets. Okay. So what are the scores? All right. So, Carl, you got three. Okay.

Adam's got two. And he's got three. I've got three. And Megan. Three. All right. So there's a four-way tie for first. And then the outside, looking in.

He should know better than everyone. He's his beat. So I'm Krista Lee at the Golden Hour Live. All right. Final round. Let's play round five. I'm a funny fucking fucking. guy and it's about time people realize that.

Fuck you. Time to register those votes. What the fuck? Megan, what do you got? Bill Burr. Producer Chris? I went Opie. Annie.

Billber? I'm going Opie. What do you got, Adam? It has to be Opie. Okay. Let's find out. And Here's the answer. I'm a funny fucking guy, and it's about time people realize that.

Fuck you. Is that real? Let's find out when we expand that to them. I know it was. I'm a funny fucking guy. And it's about time people realize that. Fuck you. Not you.

To the person that still wants to try to push that narrative forward. He looks like a Gerber baby. Beautiful, right? If you think Opie's funny. you die congratulations to this week's winner you know more about Greg and Bill than yourself

this is Simon from the same show as three minutes ago reminding you to spay and neuter my neighbor's pets goodbye thank you Simon fantastic game what are the final scores in that everyone in this room won right yeah you go nice

I like this room fantastic game great job everybody Megan, do you have any new comments on Spotify for us? Yes, I do. I have, there were a few mixed reviews on your interview last week with Karen. Oh, yeah, people were concerned that we were mean to her. Yeah.

Yeah. Nathan Spotify said, wow, you bring on a guest to help your narrative about John being a piece of shit. Then you berate her. The siren after she mentions her husband passed. from cancer broke my heart. Five stars. All right. We didn't berate Karen.

Karen loves us. Some guy in New Hampshire said, you covered every punchline I had about Rob Saul, except Adam's question. Adam asked, why else would Rob be watching porn? The answer is taking notes. He's comparing doggy style to what he would call

sex with the real thing. Okay. Makes sense. I also have a couple comments from episode 713. Some guy in New Hampshire says, I don't know much about Karen Feldman, but seeing the irony that the guy who gets drunk on the internet at least once had to shit his pants online is calling Feldman the creature from the Black Lagoon. Yeah.

He lacks self-awareness. That's why we love him. And then your buddy Christian left a lovely comment. for me. I always really enjoy the Saturday episodes except for the fact that they don't include review girl Megan. She really brings so much to the show when she's on the show. Her games are so good that I don't even miss Cardiff. But fortunately, this episode has had my favorite co-hosts, Christian Black, signed once again, Christian Blas. Jesus Christ, Christ. It's fucking guy. Great. Thanks for participating, Christian.

So good to see it helps the algorithm. We appreciate you. I enjoyed the episode. It was a great episode. Oracle 808. Never go full Mersh, Chris. That's good advice. That's good advice.

Because he's a loser. Charity McDennis says prayers up for the goat Ronnie B. Yeah, Ron Bington has cancer. It came out, right? He's hospitalized recently. Love Ronnie B. All right. Annie, do we have any new reviews that have come in?

I know that last week we didn't. not and you pleaded with the fine people out there give us some reviews absolutely we have one coming in from yelanda and the title is earl david read i like this guy hot take i think i think that makes uh makes two of us actually they're supposed to shit on us in the comments but we'll take compliments for erl david reed yeah if edr if you want to say that he's cool then uh boom High take. That was five stars, right? Absolutely.

Okay, good. Very good. I agree with most of the things that person said. All right. Does that leave us with voicemails? Plugs. Plugs. Thank you, producer Chris.

People are like, why the fuck is producer Chris on the show? What does he do? What's his purpose? I'm like, no, no, no, no. He does stuff. I can't think of anything right now, but there's stuff. There it is right there. A perfect example.

Annie, where can people find you? If they want to check out my channel, go to insanity.com, and you can check out all my links. That's INS-A-N-N-N-E-I-T-Y.com. Oh, look at you. Look at you. You got the vanity URL going. Smart. Adam.

What are you promoting, my friend? You can find me. I'll be in New York this week and next and then heading right to Hackamania from there. So you can catch me in Vegas, downtown Vegas, with all of your podcast friends. Excellent. So you'll be in New York for W-H-H-A-M-R-A-M-R-E-R-E-E-E-R-E-E-E-A-R-R. a week from tonight. Yes, I'll be broadcasting from the studio east.

Excellent. It'll just be you and me. Producer Chris will be traveling. I see. Yes, producer Chris is going with a good friend of ours. That's a heavy weight you're putting on my shoulders, but I think they can take it. I get it. I see what you did there.

I don't want to be here. Hackamania.com is where you want to go. If you want to stream all of the podcasts coming up next weekend, look it. Megan's going to be on the podcast. and he's going to be there. Adam, Chris, the list goes out and on and on and on. So you'd be crazy not to stream those shows. And you can get that streaming package at hackamania.com.

This is the third year. Melton's done this. He crushes it. He does a really good job with the stream. He puts a lot of work into it. He's actually the one who turned me on to when we've done the Davilcon streams. We use the same technology for that. And it works out really well for people.

So hackneyadcom, grab the stream if you haven't all. ready. Let's listen to some voicemails on the Gary and San Diego voicemail line. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and roll. Remember Opie had his cable guy

over to the house the other day? Yeah. And he was not happy about what happened. Hey, this is a cable guy that took a shit in Opie's bathroom. Yeah, I really think that Stunning John is going down a bad pathway right now, shattering his wrist.

Probably going to die of opiate overdose. He's still on colonopin? We're not that lucky. You can't just quit colonopin. You have to paper off of that stuff. It'll kill you. You know, you just go cold turkey on colanapin.

Well, that's all the thoughts that I had for now. Okay. So, uh, know you later. It's funny. I would have thought that this guy was over at opi's house. He'd have some insights. They're like, who was going on. Yeah, it was a misdirect.

Yeah, he's just like, anyway. So, my job. Oh, this is an. interesting. We get celebrities calling into the show from time to time. It's always very excited to me. Oh, yeah. This is a big one. Hey, this is Steely Dan. Can you guys stop fucking talking about me?

I don't care if I'm liked or hated by some club-footed asshole or silver fox greaseball. Stop bringing me up, or I will file a lawsuit. Fair enough. But I will say that corn tortillas are the best. And just like WATT, you can't buy a thrill. All right. Okay, fuck you. Is that what a silly name sounds like?

That's the guy who wrote King Charlemagne. That's amazing. It's amazing. There he is. Another guy called it into a shitty audio, so I'm not going to play it, but I'll summarize it because I liked what he said. He thinks Joe Matt Arise should get Mario Bosco to be like his Ron the waiter. And it makes perfect stuff. They think of both talk about pasta and lunch meats and different restaurants they go to where they serve pizza.

It's a lot of insincerity for one bill. I think it would work out really well. If something's not funny, you don't have to laugh. Pocket Aces. Can you write that down, producer Chris? Something's not funny. You don't have to laugh. Interesting.

Just telling me now. I never thought of it that way. I never thought of that before. I've done this 10 years. Go figure. What was the reference with the pocket Aces? I think I say pocket Aces a lot. Oh, pretty sure.

I think. I am a time to talk about poker. Does Joe Roken like AI music? If he brings up that fucking full rendition of that 50-cent song to a guest, one more fucking time, I am going to fly down to Austin, go to his studio, and blow my brains out in front of him. Jesus.

He won't shut the fuck up about AI music. It's fucking annoying. Didn't know that. The Arborist, into the show from time to time. This is interesting. Hey, Carl, catching up on old shows. It's the Arborist, by the way.

I just want to let you know that I masturbate to you and imagine you in the hamburger pants. Yes. Skinny, Autistic Kazumok gave you. So, yeah. See you in Hackamania. No, no. No.

I was all excited about that at first. I was like, oh, what are this kind of? problem. I'll see you next week. I'm like, he nutted on my leg. I know I have that drop on here somewhere.

Look, he fucking nutted all. Poor woman. Why are we laughing so right at that? All right. Because it's funny. Because she keeps saying it. She was so upset. We've all been there.

Caulf a photographer is calling him. was it last week we were watching Brendan Schaubb smoke a cigar backwards? Yes. All right. Hey, it's a Calvinographer. I am something of a cigar connoisseur, you could say. There is a backwards waiter. It's not like interchangeable comedian guy that sucks a comedian comedy.

I forgot his name. Cutting it, you still have to cut it. The cap of the cigar where you normally cut it isn't just, you can't just like start burning. And if you did, you would be, if you're inhaling from the other end that's already cut, It's just a bunch of like loose filler tobacco. You'd get a really uneven draw coming through. It'd be really fucking weird. The smoke quality would be miserable.

Everything about it is fucking retarded. And so, yeah, he's just a retard through and through. And if he was doing it to distract him something else, calling attention to the fact that he was distracting is also just a bad move. It's retarded. So go fuck yourself. Call me back. What do you learn?

We covered a lot. We covered a lot. voiceman. Thank you very much, Kyle photographer for setting that in. And thank you to Oracle 808, Chris Penn in Corky Romano equals Chad Zudox. Okay. Yep.

Were we talking about any of those things? Where do that come from? Thank you very much, Oracle 808. We appreciate you watching the show. We appreciate everyone who's been watching the show tonight. A marathon episode. We covered so much. I just have a scorch segment to go into, and I got Joe Madder Reese.

And then we'll get into we should probably get out of here, I would imagine. Thank you all for being here, Megan. Great job on the game. Producer Chris, you were doing stuff with your camera, I saw. Yeah. Fixing stuff. That was neat.

We're up to 3%. Oh, shit. That's a problem. Adam, you were here. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. Okay, bye. Are we done here? I think we are. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. This is it.

It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Oh, Patrick. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Man, that was a good episode.

That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I, uh, I don't know. Okay, bye. You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know.

I don't get it. Makes no sense. Thank you. Please clap. I force the applause breaks. I force them. Some people earn them. I force them.