Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep717 - Live at Hackamania 3

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Producer Chris and I were joined by Anthony Cumia, Adam Busch, Trucker Andy, Jenny Jingles, Lucy Tightbox, Vinnie Paulino, and Christian Bladt. We covered Stuttering John, Opie, Chad Zumock, Chris Kattan, $2 Corky, Scorch, Joe Matarese, and the streamers streaming from Hackamania. We wrap up with review girls Annie and Megan playing "Is It Gay?" and a very special "To Poke A Dabbler." Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Maddie-Oh! Cuzz-a-Roo! Cuzz-a-Roo! Slaparoonie. It's showtime. As a Roo's, welcome to another episode who are these podcasts. The show is the reason that you are now obsessed with Tuki. I'm your host, Carl.

We are live at Hackamania 3. I have, of course, joined. joined by producer Chris. Oh, hello. With us for our first segment, I want to bring out both Jenny Jingles and Adam Bush. Come on out. Jen and Adam, let's hear it for him. Suthering John's got a lot going on right now.

He's trying to raise money for a legal case. It just came up out of nowhere. You got to pay attorneys? What the fuck? Who knew? Yeah. So he's got that going on. There's a thing called Hackamania.

It's really grinding his gears. We were pulling. a bunch of clips from Suttering John's show yesterday and he came on early today because the Yankees were playing which was helpful for us. He always does this for us, we have live shows. I told you I think he really does really like me because he does this every time. Every time

he gets us gold right before a show. So we were watching and he was so upset about Hackamania all these dorks at this dork fest. So we'll get into all of that, but Jenny Jingles, you were really checking in on John from this week and I wanted to know where you want to

begin with us. Okay. I would like to begin, it's a little out of order, but my clip 16, it's clip 1 for me. All right. Clip 16. John, I noticed, because I started pulling clips from yesterday's show before he came on live today. So there's a couple observations that I made

as far as his knowledge about podcasting, so. Hey, everybody. How are you? There's the snake. There he is the snake. The snake that deceives.

fucking Grillo of the snake there he is you know I bet you I can position this better let me take that out

for a second delete that and go back is I'm see how do I move it perfect much better

it's not going to let me move it well that's all we got There's the snake. After all that. Yeah. Did he say Grillo for some reason just now in that clip?

I just met Grillo outside. He asked like he didn't know who I was. Steve Guerrilla, how dare you, sir? That man lives in a fever dream. Yeah, I know. So my clip 15 is from today. Okay. This is just how the show starts.

No. That way. Nah. That way. Is he chanting? Looks a little better. He's still on. All right.

I think that's better. Oh, wait. So really not much of an improvement as far as beginning his show there. But I did notice an improvement in one area of things. So my clip 14... Just ask Ronnie and Scott and Richard and Sal. and Levy. And then...

So hold on. We were talking about this. I think you and I were talking about this, where it's like performative that he has to act like that's the only way to open water when you only have one hand. Yeah, I think he's looking for sympathy. Right. But then we find out that he couldn't get his shampoo open because you have to twist the top

before it pops up and he was doing it with his tongue. That's not even on camera. He's just retarded. No, it turns out. He's just stupid. Yeah, that's really dumb. It's the cleanest his mouth has ever been. So my clip 13, and that's from today.

Okay. He believes shit. Like, the problem with Steve is, here he has me. There we go. That's better. In his corner. A little bit of an improvement there, I thought. Does he really not think there's a better way to open up a water bottle with one hand?

Open them before you start the show. Oh, but that's a lot of work, though. Once he finds one way to accomplish something, that's it. But he almost died doing it that way. He slipped in a puddle. Yeah, that's it. That's it. And he almost choked on that bottle cat.

I was going to say if he swallowed that thing, he'd be dead. Dead. You promise? We don't want him to die now, do we? Well, maybe some of us do. I don't know. So now I'm really going to go to my clip one. And this is where he starts to really get in some crazy hackamania talk.

Ethan Ralph post this one. He's like, is this the local AARP chapter meetup? I thought this is supposed to be hunchbacker mania. Where is the Bezazz? Look at this fucking, look at this in-cell party. Look at this fucking, I mean, this is, now, think of Rodney's, think of my event, and think of this thing. There's Pocky, dressed like a three-year-old. with his fucking stupid

fucking shirt and then the shirt on top with Lady Kaye. Buttons. With the fucking college shirt with a t-shirt underneath.

Oh my God. There's the hunchback and noche are lame. It is? There's fatty paddy. Oh, I guess he's here. This Dr. Steve. Dr. Skivoza.

Jesus. What a fucking party of incels. Yeah. I love that he's like, look at all these losers. I know every single person in the photo. I swear, I don't know where I saw this.

I don't know who took that photo. I didn't know that was out there because I saw someone zoom in in the back of my head. I were like, oh shit, this is going to be embarrassing for Carl. Yeah, I go out in public people. I know I have a bald spot at the back of my head. I'm not like just learning about it now. Yeah, but all John's thinking is what the fuck is that on your neck?

What is that? The collar. The collar, yeah. But it's so crisp. So my clip two, we are on to today's show again. But hold on a second. I've got to back up on something else he said on that clip. All right.

He goes, my event at Rodney's was so much cooler than this. That was Anthony's event in Rodney's. Also, this is all the same people. We're all there. This is just people hanging out outside at a bar. I know. I know. That's the other fun thing too.

Because Aaron Nimble did the same thing for Hackamania last year. He's like, oh my gosh, they called this an event. It's like, this was Thursday. The show starts on Friday. What do you mean? No one's calling this an event. He's confused by friends. Right, exactly.

Well, for him having a friend is an event, so. So my clip two, John wants a study done on the Dabbleverse. It truly, like, there should be a study of the IQ of the Dabbleverse. And I guarantee, it's under 100. Look at that dork fest. Look at the insult party. in Las Vegas It is

the biggest cavalcade of fucking cocks I've ever seen Fuck it is Let's go It's like one loser After another

Tell us how you really feel When you see people getting together at a party And you don't want to be there how long do you study the photo for her? You know what I mean? It's such jealousy that people get together and have a good time and he's not included.

We're going to see a lot of that tonight, by the way. A lot of people talk about Hakemedia this week leading up to it who weren't invited. Yeah, that's practically all he talked about. So he must not care. My clip three, John starts gunning for Luigi Greenberg. Uh-oh, Luigi, watch out. Everybody's smoking cigarettes.

They're all fat and bald. You got Luigi Greenberg with a fucking mask. It doesn't matter, Luigi. I know your name. It doesn't matter. You can wear whatever you want, you pussy boy. Sorry. I hope your feelings aren't too hurt.

He's been threatening this a lot lately that he knows Luigi's name. also I think he knows his ethnicity and what state he lives in I think he might know his profession Luigi are you still here like you might want to make a run for it buddy you're a goner I'm gonna have to change your name again

so then he's so disjointed then he just for some reason starts talking about Shulie even though Shulie is not here that's my clip 4 when does he not talk about the shitware he can't get any of us out of his brain but Shulie especially I don't fear anybody shit wear

you do so don't project your failures onto me because if I saw you in a room I would not be running when I saw you in a hotel

lobby you fucking briskly walked away which I considered and called security you bearer a worst

I don't think I don't think it's a shulie anymore. He briskly walked. That's not cool, man. To him, that's running. That's disappointing. But he said he didn't call security. That he doesn't call security. Right.

Clip five, he explains this. Okay. You called security. I didn't. I don't call security. These fucking losers could say I'd call security land in shitty. until to hunch back to know Chalame himself.

Daddy Patty Patty said, no, he didn't. I was there. He didn't call security. But you still will believe it! I call the cops. Thank you. He literally called the cops when Chad was at his house. He threatened him where to Lisa Jordana was at his house.

He'll call the FBI. He'll call anybody that will pick the phone up and talk to him. So, Jen, we talked about this. Melton said no hunchback jokes. Oh, oops. He told us not to play any of those clips. Are you just like protesting this event or something? I did not get the memo.

Speaking an asshole, all right. It's our last hack of mania, but it's been fun. Hey. Anthony Cooby, everybody. I was trying to earn some lawsuit money. Oh, you are just in time. Out at the table. Yeah.

Hey, everyone. Hi. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Anthony, since you brought up the lawsuit money, Look what John posted on social media today. This is a little far from me, right in front of you.

Any chance you or Jen can... To your friends, first of all, he doesn't have any. And fans. And fans, and family, still, none. I've never asked anyone for help before, but I'm under the constant attack from a very niche community because he would say it that way,

that has made it their mission to torment me in every way, shape, or form. They call me Wait. Oh, they call my gigs to get me canceled. The fuck try to get me fired, you cock sucker. Yeah, no shit. They call the schools

where I taught and got me fired. You put children on the video camera for a court appearance that you're going, you all know it. I mean, I'm not fucking saying. It's all fun and games to those anonymous keyboard

warriors who have done nothing constructive in their lives like one too many they send me and my family unwanted deliveries I can be unwanted he gets it's pizza and beer he loves that shit

and call my 80 something year old mother he doesn't even know his most age 80 something it's a new series on ABC 80 something constantly, even at 4.30 on Christmas morning, maybe she did wishing her merry Christmas.

She finally had to disconnect the number. That's because it was in John's name. It got... And she had for 50 years. Finally, they got a woman to talk with me on the phone, tape the phone calls, and they had two paper views and a live event using my name, likeness, and voice to promote it. where were they where were you? Where they made thousands? Did you make thousands?

Yeah. It's probably a couple hundred. No, okay. I was left with no choice but to sue lightning. I mean to sue. And they got a TV lawyer

to file money. Look at he's asking for sympathy from his friends. He's like, they got a TV lawyer. Hey, how you doing? I'm all being a liar. Have a Ritz Cracker.

Fucking, all right, a TV lawyer to file a motion after motion to cost me more money. They're cowards that have to hide behind that lawyer. That's called a lawyer dummy. Yes. Where I grew up, we would handle this with our fists. He loves to say that. I smacked the guy's glasses off his face, and he wanted me around. Preston.

Yeah, right. Yeah, no shit. With a fist, but that's not a legal possibility. So I ask you, even if it's just $5, please support me in fighting these internet bullies. Donate to help the Duke. Someone got up a vanity URL. That's impressive. Wow.

Wow. So John is now asking for money because he didn't realize that when he sued us that we might say, yeah, we're not going to give you that money. we're actually going to fight it. And then he goes, yeah, but if you do that, I've got to pay my attorneys. And we went, yeah, right. So now he's screwed. How's that working out for him? It's not working out well for John, because he can't even afford to get them to call him back.

So that's not good for him. I'll be representing myself in Rochester. He's not coming to Rochester. He canceled all of his gigs because of his broken arm. Yeah, yeah. This fucking guy broke his arm when he can't do stand-up comedy? There's a stand. My arm stands for a writ of habeas corpus.

Ex post facto, I'm a douchebag. I were worried. Okay, well, so my clip six, he gets back to the hack. He's back to bashing the hackomania. But this fucking Dorkfest, holy shit. I mean, they try so hard and fail so badly. Because let's face it. If there's no duke, there's no dancing.

Wow. Does anybody want to hear a song? Ooh, he's in a singing mood today, was he? Oh, yes. He pays homage to Frank Sinatra. In my clip seven. If there's no duke, there's no dancing. If there's no duke, there's no dancing.

He's a triple second. If there's no genre, no romance. If there's no Duke, no dancing I walked away from a winning blackjack shoot for this. If there's no, dude, no dancing. Oh, he's getting into it. If there's no S.J. No romance. If there's no...

Today or tonight. They were clapping for me. I just wrote that. And that sounds pretty catchy. And other hits like Atlantic Records, everyone American Records, everyone. Remember when the father in footloose canceled dancing

and then sang a rhythmic song about it to get everybody going? Was he the villain in that? Because I kind of... He's the villain in this now. Yeah. Yeah. Where are we going next?

Next. show isn't a pop-up show. Everybody keeps saying that it is, but it isn't. And he's going to explain why in my clip aid. Getting back to what I was going for is, this dogfest is a dog fest plain and simply.

Talk Fest is a good name. And by the way, for all you guys that keep saying that this is a pop-up show, this is not a pop-up show. If you want to know when I go live, it's very simple.

go look at the Yankees schedule go like this look at MLB.com look when the Yankees are playing so the Yankees are playing at 6 today you know what that means I'll be off the air by 6 the Yankees do the same thing

they're like is the news on it's always other people doing work for them look at the schedule have you ever heard something So absurd as that. All our fault. Well, and here we go. I'm glad you're here for this because you come up in conversation.

Am I clipping on? Pocky! I love it. So I heard Pocky did a stand-up at Dorkfest, Hunchback of Mania, and Bombed. I heard he opened this show and bombed. Back up. Ah. Did I leave after eight minutes letting the club hold the bag for the fucking checks? I don't think I did.

No, I don't think so. I don't think I did. Did you do your act? Did I actually do my act? Yeah, that's a good point. Wow. I never even thought of that. Hold on. You could have just read, deadbeat dad doesn't pay child support. Now, this is my favorite. On or about December 11th.

in a town far, far away. Picture at Sicily, 1949. St. Nicholas down the chimney and hit Danny Brand. Oh, yeah. Oh, she deserved it. Mary Christmas. See, I told you.

Well, he's got a couple more choice words for you in my clip 10. All right. Buckle up. He's just not a good comic. He's not a comic period. I knew he would bomb. He doesn't have jokes. Besides, oh, having a new girl is like a fresh pack of gum.

I haven't done that big gum. I haven't done that big gum in 20 years. I like what John knows goes, everyone's using my materials so people know the punchlines. And he's like, and the anthony's whole set is as well. Exactly. Thank you. Like a fresh. pack of gum or you

have a stick of gum and then you're chewing it first it's delicious but then it gets all rot and you want to get rid of it. You can't even do my fucking joke right. Brilliant. Brilliant A-list material. It is. Well, it's no squeegee joke but

it's close. It's close. He doesn't even jerk off into his underwear. What is he doing? He does gum jokes. I do cum jokes. that's a little too clever for him well you'll be happy to hear this then because he is going to be gone

oh that's right he's threatening to leave again oh no oh and let me tell you something let me tell you when I leave and it's coming mark my words it is coming coming out of the pike all right Mr. stained shirt

again. I just have to wait for this thing to come off. His arm? His arm. I got to wait for the hand to heal. His head. And I'll be gone. I'm so sick.

What is he going to do? Dig ditches? Why does he need his arm to heal to stop podcasting? He types like this. Right. He doesn't need his left arm. He wipes his hands. I bet he's a better guitarist with that cast on.

Well, anything's better than what he usually does. So this next clip is a best of. Got a little bit of beer talk, got a little bit of raging in Shulie. Got a really wet mouth. Don't call him Shulie. And tell me what you think he says. I thought he said I'm not your bunny. Oh, okay.

Let's say. Remember when Shitway came on my show the second time? And he was like, hey, buddy. I said, I'm not your fucking buddy. I'm not your buddy. Immediately. because I don't fall for that bullshit. I'm a hair.

Hey, buddy. I go, I'm not your fucking buddy. I'm hairy. She goes, come on, let's have a bee. I go, don't tell me who I'm going to have a fucking beer with because I ain't having a bit with you, you slimy piece of shit weighing garbage. Is he doing the Canadians from South Park thing?

I bet you're a buddy, friend. That is so funny. Don't tell me who's going to buy me a beer. You can both buy me a beer. What a mess. Yeah, he's messy. Messy. So now I'm going to skip two clip 17.

Okay. It's a grift. It's another grift. Oh, yeah. This is, go on me? Yeah. When did this come for, like, fighting the lawsuit? I thought it was for his arm surgery.

It started as surgery, and then it quickly devolved into, I just got to pay my lawyers, guys. He just throw me some money, please. All right, it's a beloved chatter. Right. My attorney needs an iPad mini. Oh, jeez. Support the Duke's

fight for his rights at help the Duke.com. It's, it should start to work in about 45 minutes. I don't know what it. What's that even mean? I mean, I was hoping one of you guys could help me out. No.

Can't help? Shit. Well, I do have one more clip. It's a long one, so feel free to stop it at any time. And I really, for everybody's sake, only one of these with $2 down. Okay, yeah, a little bit of quirky. A little bit of quirky. Oh, Christ, this fucking idiot.

He's none too happy with us hackamanians out here. Okay. We shouldn't meet there, but you know what? We have in common? We're both intelligent. We're both logical. We're not, we haven't been having our minds. warped by this dabbled verse shit.

Dude, hold on a second. Judges sit there going, yep. If this guy says to me up, I'd be like, fuck you, asshole. Holy weird. Obviously insulting me to my face. Your story checks. That guy's wearing makeup.

Yeah. And a fake mustache. We're not buying into the fucking narratives that Carl and Shulie and all these guys are doing. Oh, and by the way, we don't support some of the stuff that they support, which we all know about the creep degeneracy

stuff that they do, which is all, you know, the more you learn about it, I've heard a lot of rumors about Hackamanian what goes on there. John's daughter's his son now. What degeneracy. By the way, I was watching this today when this was happening. This is very funny because John's been called a Dork Fest for the first hour of the show. And then Dan comes out and goes, you know what they're doing at that thing? They're doing drugs and having sex. I was like, this sounds like a pretty cool event. Sounds fun to me. What are we talking about? All right. You know, it's like Woodstock.

Yeah, right. What a bunch of dorks? The cool look though, the hat and the sunglasses, on a podcast, it is the coolest look you could have now. Hold on, sarcasm. This guy's got to figure it out. There we go. He looks like a fat magnum here. Somewhere blind Mike is crying a little bit. Just a little bit.

But he's blind, motherfucker. Trust me. You get a beer, all right then? Sure. Oh, Christ. Hi. Yeah, hackamania. The drug trade.

And that's not the only thing they're trading. Human trafficking. I don't know if you guys know about thumb drives. There's a lot of things you can trade on thumb drives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking about the pedophile reference he just made. Not really alluding, he's actually saying it, but... They're bringing fun, thunder eyes.

I would say, that man looks more like a pedophile than anybody else in the room. Thank you. Thank you. Even I'm saying that. Yeah, and if Dan has taught us anything, it's that you can spot a potafile by looking at him. When does E-Duck come back? Takes him a minute. It's all a congregation of creeps.

All right. At a shitty at a shitty casino hotel in Vegas. I'll give one point on that one. Yeah, right. He gets one point.

Fair enough. Even a broken club. Yeah, right. Okay. The stuff, the malfeasance, the nefarious behaviors that are going on at Hacomani right now.

Thefarious behavior. You don't know what's going on in those hotel rooms. Yeah. Snoring? There's a lot of snoring. If this guy isn't a troll,

he is a fucking retar. He's a dolt. There's no other way look at this. Can it be both? He can be both. True. True. Like Vince the lawyer. Yes. I mean, it's Vegas, right? Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

You guys know what there's great. I didn't hear the other things at the trading. Well, there's a lot of trade going on. Any sort of thing that's like black market that you might want to trade, drugs, paraphernalia content of certain types? Or if you're the tail, you just get drugs, you're free. Thanks, guys. Do you appreciate that? Love you. Hackomania is the place where they do it.

A lot of the people, this is another interesting, a lot of them drive to Hacomania. They don't fly. Why would you drive three, four hours to Hacomania? Because you have a valid license on like you two folks. What's that like? Or, I don't know, maybe you have friends

who want to sit in the pet. What's that like? I can't stand these motherfuck. Driving. As opposed to flying. So driving here for a gig is a bad idea, but driving here to hold a boombox outside of Mountain Tows. Thank you.

It's a brilliant idea. Of certain types. Hackomania is the place where they do it. A lot of the people, this is another interesting, a lot of them drive to Hackamania. They don't fly. Why would you drive three, four hours to Hakomania as opposed to driving, as opposed to flying? Use your imagination. Because you're transporting stuff.

You're transporting stuff you don't want to have to go through TSA. Stop. It's really rough trade. Rough trade over there. You mean like cats, not in a crate? Holy shit. All right, how many arms dealers are there in the crowd today? What do you guys transport it here?

I do it. And that is all that I have. That's insane. I know, but man, oh man. I love when they don't know how to make fun of something. Like, I'm either gay or fucking everyone. And all the girls, you know, they can't figure out. This is either Dork Fest or everyone's, like, getting high.

having orgies. The way they make it sound, it sounds fucking awesome. You motherfuckers don't do shit. Well, and that is the Stuttering John show. All right, I have a little bit more John's stuff. So I promised this recently.

I brought this up on Drew Lane show and a bunch of people recently. Name drop. Do you know Drew Lane? Do you know him? I do. Is he your buddy? I heard that. Any more comments about my

Drulaine mentioned. Are we good? Okay. Yeah, let's go. So, I brought this on a show, and a bunch of people reached out, like, oh, what is that all about? And I guess I should have looked more into it before I just brought it up. So now I've looked more into it. And apparently, there's this guy, Peter Angel,

he was the producer of Wings. He died on 9-11. A banana. And so, my friend... Was he involved in the... No. Fucking vaccinated. He was at California at the time. No. I think he was out of play.

All right. So this guy, who I know, pretended to be Peter Angel's nephew and reached out to John about a Wings reboot. And I have the text messages. Oh, Jesus, fuck. I have the text messages here.

I might not be able to even watch. That's what. Read it. So this is what he writes to John. I'm a writer-producer in Hollywood looking for stuttering John Melendez's agent. The only information online for him is the number that is tied to

his podcast. possible for someone to put me in touch with his agent? I have a script for him for him that would be potential Wings Reboot and the name there and he says you can contact me directly is this Mr. Wundas? Yeah charisma. Oh he's so professional

isn't he? He's like hey I'm trying to get you a gig like all right. I'm watching the Yankees All right so he says pleasure to speak with you sir I've been developing a treatment for a new series based on the series wings the concept revolves around the Hackett family running sandpiper air. A sort of new generation

of wings. The main characters... The retarded nephew shows up. You'd be cousin Oliver. He says the main characters would be in their late 20s, early 30s. However, we need more mature characters to make it a well-rounded and more marketable cast. Also,

one of the biggest problems with the original series was that the airport was the only recurring location. A residence and other commercial slash gathering locations are needed. We have been working with a concept of having a bar slash restaurant as the public gathering location to tie the new series into the original series

has been suggested we revive Alibi's location from your guest episode. What are the chances of that? Just to happen to be the nightclub they were starting up and John's... No! Oh, wrong show.

I accept. We might change it from a pure nightclub into a restaurant slash bar and make it more open as a location for the characters to be very blunt. Most of the original cast members are unavailable to us. There is a slight chance we might have some, we might have involvement from one. That is all right.

Bring back the character of Albi would have some tie to the original series and allow for a character and possible satellite characters who are over the age of 50 in older supporting cast of sorts. Yeah, Hollywood loves that. They like that. How do you know? Sorry. I'm still fucked up from Nickelodeon. I can't even. At this point, we would normally forward a treatment and proof of concept to representation.

and work with them to possibly find the role and potential involvement into an agreement that they're acceptable to all parties. Since you appear to be representing yourself, please advise if you have any interest pursuing a role such as this, and please feel free to ask any questions you may have. Thank you for your time, sir. And so, John finally responds.

Oh, no. Yes, can I call you later? Can we schedule a call for later this week? Our offices are in Hollywood, are you Pacific Time? Also, preliminary discussions of this series being shot on a sound stage in Georgia. Are you agreeable to working in that location?

Some talent refused to work on series outside of L.A. or Vancouver. It looks like this series will be shot in Georgia due to tax credit productions has been securing. If you are not amenable to working in the Greater Atlanta area, we'd be able to work with you. Yes, I'm in Florida.

Could you elaborate, you dumb fault? No. Are you able to cover? Friday, January 2nd, 2B. Wouldn't you try to push yourself and make yourself like, hey, I'm interested. He's the craziest motherfucker in the world.

Yeah. And the least charming. He doesn't know if it's true, so he's trying to respond in a way that doesn't make it go away because it could be possible, but also doesn't make him feel embarrassed when we read it here in front of all these people.

No shows are filmed in Georgia, Walking Dead. Oh, right, I'm sorry. All right, so he agrees to this phone call on January 2nd at 2 p.m. The phone call was made no answer. John calls back 45 minutes later. Wow. Playing hard to get.

And guess what his excuse was? Sorry, I was talking to my accountant about my 2024 taxes. It was over a year overdue on his 224 taxes. You see why it was an emergency. He had to deal with it right now. He's like, oh shit, what year is it? 2026? God, it's another one.

2024 yet. Another one of those quiet part out loud things that he does all the fucking time. Exactly. They put blade in prison. What chance do I have? What I always tell of potential employers first things first, I'm all fucked up with my taxes and finances.

I don't pay him. And I'm going to lose a lot of things. Do you pay cash? And I'm really irresponsible and I never call people back. So this guy who's pretended to be the producer of the Wings reboot is like, John, this is very unprofessional. You're not answering the call and now you're telling me you have this other issue and John goes just email everything over to me

you know I don't want to take up any more of your time just just email at all he's not going to answer a text he's going to read an email so my buddy says if you can't make a call and you don't have a manager that we don't want to work with you so then John James actually Michael Zanick is my manager Michael Zanicks I love him already so my buddy here looks up Michael Zanick and decides to give him a call. This guy owns this agency here.

Michael Zanick agency. Hey. In three. We wrap actors who work. Well, that leaves John out. Oh, never mind. He's kicking a stone. Well, I guess I'm fucked. I'll wait.

So listen to this phone call. He calls up this guy. And he goes, so John Melendez tells me that you represent him. Is that true? And he goes, what's the name? John Melendez. Not good. Melendez?

Yeah, he was stuttering John. He says, yeah, I've gotten him a couple gigs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done that for him. It's like, oh, we're interested in this Wings reboot. And he goes, you know, I've actually heard John's very unprofessional. It could be hard to work with. Yeah.

The guy who represents John showed it down immediately. Like, yeah, this is not the guy you want to be working with. What a surprise. I won't time my name. to that. Thank you very much. So John finally gave a name and the guy was just like you don't want to work with Sean.

Because I guess he's gotten him a few gigs and it went south for everyone involved. I wonder why he's so good to work with. He doesn't ever cancel gigs or appearances. So anyway, yeah, people were fucking with John. It's pretty funny.

And he has no representation and when he said earlier in this year, I might go back to L.A. because it's pilot season. Oh no. This was why. Because of wings. I want to fly planes. No, John, it's all right.

So yeah, this idiot was just like, I should be out in L.A. auditioning for pilots. Because this text thread at this phone call that was made, he's going to get his wings. Holy shit. I want to see these screen tests. Hollywood is so looking

for 60-year-old alcoholics to fill the roster of their sitcom. Perfect. Yeah, yeah. It's also super common for people that do one episode of a show to then be the focus of the reboot 40 years later.

He stole the show though. What is that ever fucking happened? Never once. What's that? Mr. Magenta put together a song for us called Dabble Girl and he actually collabed with Pornstash Jay. I guess now he's Jay

from the no clue movie reviews. The name's in this fucking devil version. You should see the costume contest. Dujsbag Sam. I hooked up with him. He was great. He was at the asshole Tim. I got to drink with him. Asshole Tim's great. Asshole Tim is awesome.

It becomes a point where you just start saying penis wrinkle with no sense of humor. Penis wrinkle for the love of God. All right. So this is Mr. Magenta with Portsash J. Dabble Girl. Are you all for? Hi, John.

Want to go strike some channels? Sure, John. Let's go. I'm a dabble girl in a dabble world. Tits are plastic. I'm a spastic. Ratsness in my hair. Still have a dick down there.

Abomination. I'm a cool creation. Come on, I'll fix your trauma. I'm a devil girl in a devil world. Getting plastered. Witchy laughter. Dead name if you dare. ball washing everywhere.

Dr. Huginstein, hide my tits from John's screen. I'm a dumb dabble girl in this dabble first world, whispered deep in your ear, John's my puppet. You're a doll, I'm enthralled, I pretend that you're night lost my kids and my wifle, well, fuck you. You trust me on the phone, drunk at home, recording you. Come on, Alpha, fix your trauma No, no, no, no, no. Come on, all, fix your trauma.

No, no, no, no, no, come on, no. Oh, God, I just shit, lava. My words! Oh, I'm having so much fun. Well, lava, you're my friend for life. Oh, I love you, John. I love you, too, baby. Oh, jeez.

Well done, Mr. Magenta. Awesome. I'm studying John out. Jen, thank you so for that presentation. You're welcome. At this time, we're going to let Jenny sit down, a little bit and bring up up Trucker Andy

everybody welcome trucker Andy we got we got some Opie to talk about I mentioned before the John segment that John just like gives us gems just gives us pure gold before live shows

he did it in Detroit a couple years ago where he got blackout drunk on his stream for five hours the day before our show we're like well our show is done that's usually just called Monday yeah right it was a Wednesday it was a special occasion

what Opie did is just the opposite he shut down all the videos on all his YouTube channels are all members only, every single one. So I don't know if he just leaves it for the fans. Yeah, apparently. Fan? He left up a video from a week ago.

Now, as you guys know, Ron Bennington has announced that he has cancer and it seems pretty serious. Seems like it has spread and a lot of reasons to be concerned. But it's the funniest cancer ever. Well, Rodney B can make it work. If anyone can do it. No?

Ooh. Did I? So, Opie is bringing this up to these two fucking idiots Ron the waiter, Ron Berman, and Tony P. Who sometimes name is Anthony if he needs a good title for YouTube.

He does that all the time. He goes, me and Anthony talked about this. I'm like, I would never talk to you. No, Tony P was the one who did that. Tony Pee. So look at these clowns. You think they're doing a morning zoo show

and Opie gets real serious. Ron, I said Ron again. I have Ron. I'll be honest. I got Ron on the brain. Keep insulting me. Keep insulting me. No, I got Ron on the brain because...

Don't you have to have a brain to... We all found out that when we know and love very much... Ron hates you. It's going to be battling a pretty serious cancer, and it's very sad. So I honestly got Ron Bennington on my mind today. By the way, I was just going to say that. Are you talking about Ron Bennington? Get your face out of the fucking camera.

God. this guy. What do you mean? Everybody talks like this, right? How are you today? He's a close talker. So Opie goes, Ron Bennington has cancer. And Robber goes, what are we talking about? Rod Bennington? Read the room. He's trying to bring the mood down a little bit, you fucking idiot. And he did just say that that's what he was talking about. And so, Ron the waiter's all over this. He's ready to go with this information.

You know, by the way, so every time I've seen Ron Bennington, he's kind of like a little roly-poly guy. He's like, you know, he's got girth on him. They just, a couple days ago, they showed a picture of him. It was like hospital gown. Dude, Ron, everyone else knows. I guess you know, Ron Bennington announced he's got colon cancer that's spread. It's not good. And we're all like, we're all devastated.

You know, Ron means a lot to a lot of us. you. I know. I'm so glad you're here for this, Anthony. Because this is pretty wild. Opie's making this about him. Completely. Opie had such a problem with Ron

because Ron would like goof on OPE. Yeah, he doesn't like that. That's what comics do. And he was like, you fuck that guy. Opie tried to get Ron thrown off of our channel because he wanted to be, you know, O&A to be the premier show on the channel.

So once again, go fuck your mother. Oh, there's a crazy reveal coming up because Opie's acting like their best fronts. And that guys, I'm devastated by this news. And of course, Ron the waiter's such a moron. He's like, I saw a photo of me.

He looks like he's not doing well. It's like, yeah, why don't you shut up and let Opie. Shut up. Is he okay? Oh, what an asshole. It looks like he has cancer. Yeah, he is cancer. Shut up. Rod, the waiter's completely lost. Check this out. When I was calling Tony Ron, I wasn't calling him because of you, Ron, I got Ron Bennington in my head today.

So anyway. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Someone like me, just give me a little info. Who is this guy? Is he like a view? Is he like a radio personality? I can't do the basics. If you don't know Ron Bennington, I don't. I can't help. I don't. You can't say he's a radio? Is he a radio personality? Everyone knows he's a great radio guy. the best to ever do it. You probably should have researched this.

Speaking as a clueless moron, who is this guy? Who is this guy? What I love about this is that it really shows you where Opie has gotten to. He could only broadcast with people who have no idea who Opie and Anthony is or Rod and Feds. Or anything that's going on in the world, they're just like, oh, remember Ron goes, I just thought you were a drunk that hung out at the bar. And he's like, oh, you did a radio

career? Oh, that's kind of cool. I'll do a show with you, man. And then Ron Benington, can he give us a little background? Was he on the radio? Who is this guy? Who's Don Imus? I never heard of it. Anybody that knows who Opie was wouldn't work with him. That's what I mean.

He's to work with these guys who are fucking retarded. Maybe that's the plus. Yeah, exactly. If he knew who Opie was, he'd be like, fuck this guy, he's a piece of shit. Oh, yeah. And, you know, he's supposed to be a newsman and a radio guy. Even if Ron knew, he might be, oh, who's Ron?

Why don't you tell the audience in case? there's a new fan. And he's like, how the fuck do you expect me to explain something to you? That's not what I do. Explain it to them. Well, I'm glad you said that, Adam, because Opie decides that he is going to do that in the most obnoxious way possible. Oh, good. He was on Rod and Ron and then he did Ron and Fez,

and now he's doing a show with his daughter, and his quality and his content still kicks ass. And he's a stand-up comedian. One of the quickest minds that I've ever met in my life. How would you know? Yeah. He didn't say one specific thing. That was all general.

But it also was like scolding him. I got to do everything around you. I got to explain to you what this thing is. Like, yeah, just go ahead and explain what this thing is. Ron, when we were at W&EW, they were doing the midday show or the 7 p.m. show. We would get done and go over. And these guys were fucking awesome. Ron and Fez so much fun.

Like, explain. Ben, you, yeah, baby, Ray, B'et. He's a fucking retard. He's an asshole. And he's like big-timing his buddy. And by the way, this right now would be clipped and he would be like, you fucking Anthony. Thank you.

He's obsessed with me. He's obsessed. I pulled the clips, Opie. It's not Anthony's fault. I think Ron the waiter's a huge fan, by the way. I think so, too. He watched your video twice. I just thought we were sitting in the fucking black junk.

I believe it. Me and Ron the waiter. So who does he think the audience is? he doesn't want to play to the old ONA fans because he's doing something brand new but he assumes every single person listening knows who Bettington is and won't explain it. That's a good point.

Many times he said, like, I don't want to play to the Opie and the crowd anymore. Right. I've lost those people. But if we don't know who Bettington is, then we're losers. Well, so Obey makes this all about... Imagine not wanting to play to the base audience that you have.

It's insane. Yeah, fuck all you O&A guys. I'm going to be Opie that talks to a fucking retarded waiter. It's literally what Howard Stern did. He hated his audience and just abandoned that. Why would I want someone like Gilbert Godfrey on my show? Oh, because he was fucking hilarious. Yeah, the Grateful Dead are like, how do we keep doing this but without all these hippies?

Is everyone to be tripping to listen to our music? It's kind of insulting. They'll just sit down and listen. All right, so Opie makes this all about him in this club. Wow. And it came out of nowhere. It was a surprise to everybody. He announced he has colon cancer that spread.

We're fucking devastated. All right, hold on a second. How old is it? This guy, this guy, Opie takes passive-aggressive shots at Tony and Ron during the whole cast. Holyro of the vow. These guys can fight back the rusted hook. Go screw. My line goes screw.

That's my fucking line. And I do on W-ABC radio when I do my show, I go, what's Donald Trump doing good. He took my voice. So he's so devastated by this. This is so devastating for us, he says. And then he reads a free chat that he disagrees with and starts arguing it because he's so devastated.

The pores. I read it from the pores. Now, someone sent me this. This is a clip from Opin Anthony, I believe it's a Jock Tober segment. And you guys are listening to a guy with a shitty radio voice. Are you going to play this? Because I'll strike you, motherfucker. Listen to what Opie used to say about having a wacky voice and really putting it up. It's a hot ticket, especially now since John McCain's doing...

Well, that's a chuckle hut. Okay, sorry, I stepped all over the smooth transition. But I couldn't get over the puker guy voice he's got. That is one of the greatest puker voice who's live overheard. It's just jam corks in your nose and wildly sling your jaw around while you're talking. God bless Brother Wees in Rochester because I was heading down the, Hey, everybody.

It's two for Tuesday. And he looked at me one day. He's like, what are you doing? Just go on the air and talk in your voice, you dope. Oh, okay. Just talk like a normal person when you're broadcasting. That's him. I know.

It's hilarious. so he's like he's above it all. And now he's become the worst offender of it. So did Opie reach out to Rod? Do they talk on the phone? Because he's acting like he has a personal connection to all of this. If you notice how he was just talking about it. This is Tony B's contribution to this conversation.

Thank you, Tony. You're laughing these people, right? They're full of fucking nonsense. These guys can fight their own battles. Trust me. I wonder. How long does one day? So Ron keeps asking, how old is Ron Bennington?

He keeps asking it over and over again. O'P. doesn't know the answer, of course. Of course not. Because, you know, no one can do any kind of prep or anything like that. There was a guy from Kirk Minahan show who passed away, and I was doing an episode with Blind Mike on WTS, and I didn't listen to Kirk Minnhan show.

I don't know anything about it. But I asked about the guy who passed away on the show that he's on, because I do a little prep. Imagine if there was a device that you could just find he would think Rod Bennington announces he has cancer and Ron the waiter

would show up knowing that and doing the research and how old he is and what his career was and now they're connected but this is the reason

why Dr. Ron the waiter needed to know his age. Yeah, all of that age I've done it. I got the, what's it called? I've got a colonoscopy.

Have you guys? Yes. I've actually had about four of them because the first time that I went they found something then I had to go back for them to cut that

something out. Then I had to go back more often because of what, you know, the stuff they cut out. So I got to go like every two years. You're called Pollux. You got Pollux. Those are worth a lot of money. Jackson Pollocks. Have you had a colonoscopy? Did you enjoy it as much as I did? What are the instincts on there? This guy starts lecturing those guys about getting colonoscopies and 20 PS to tell a story. So then OPEC gets very.

very passive aggressive. One guy took out whatever polyps he could and then the other guy said, well, these I can't take out. You got to go to fucking another guy for them. Oh, all right. Well, that's great. I'm sure Ron Bennington likes hearing all this today. This is great. Thanks. Thanks for making it about you. That's cool.

I think that'll be. Wow. What an asshole. The balls on this guy. Yeah. He came in going weird. It has something to do with the whole thing. Like his experience with that. But he's like, Thanks for making about you.

She's making it about me. Right. I'm Greg Opie. Well, he's trained them that if they don't react on a dime, when he stops talking, like, shit, he's going to get really pissed. That's why at the beginning they just started jumping in like, monkeys gets there like, he's not talking. We got to read the room that he was said.

Now he calls on him, so he just starts to re-associated. Do you know how that shows how fucking talented I was? Yes. I was able to fucking be like, and then I'd be going, just counting money so oh way to make it about you yeah so so rod the waiter can't stop talking about colonoscopies he's decided that this is the topic de jure so the question is hello yes i mean if if you want to

want to put two and two together, it sounds like he never got a colonoscopy. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I think that's the one question you don't ask a guy that announces to the world. No, I get it. It's too late now, but I'm saying this is something that is preventative. It's preventative. It's preventable.

It's not preventative. Fucking idiot. So he's just like chiming in on this thing. It's like, Opie's saying like this guy who's a legend in radio just announced this horrible thing. And Ron's old thing is like, we can all learn from this. Let's go get our colonoscopies together. Let him be the sacrificial lamb as we learn.

And then he puts his dumb fuck face and inch from the camera lens. It does look like the poster child for assholes. He might as well speak up for all of us. Quite frankly, he looks like the poster child of a 1938 propaganda poster. I think he's kind of handsome. If I may say.

Not a bad-looking guy. Not to defend him, but at least he's trying to do something. Yes. Like he's trying to solve the problem. There's energy at least. He keeps mentioning to Opie every episode. He's like, you know, I haven't seen my mom in like 40 years. Don't talk about it.

Right. Shut up. Don't talk about it. If Opie took that kind of interest and was like, well, let's get a map. Do you know where she is? He would be so happy and it would be more interesting than this. You are Ron's agent now. I get 15%.

I split it with Karen Feldman. I'll stick together. Absolutely. So, Opie's making it seem like he's in communication with Ron Bennington. Listen to this. Wait a minute. I have a serious question. So is it terminal or can he fight it?

Hey, Ron, is it term? I'm not asking him that. Well, I don't know. He's your friend. Yeah, you just show love. Dude, you absolutely ask someone, what are the next steps? What do the doctor say? You don't just go, oh, I guess you're going to die then.

sucks. All right. Well, thanks for calling. Talk to you later. Delete phone number. Pull out. Make some ruby. I have my harddress face. Jesus. Well, that's a little prognosis.

Yeah. So, yeah, so he asks, is a terminal. Op. He's like, why would I know that? Well, I know. You said this is your friend. So I figured that, like, you would have some insider information. Well, we find out why Opie acts like he's still friends with Ron Bennington. Which is why I'm glad you're here, Anthony, because listen to you. to this. I knew exactly what he was talking about

immediately. Okay. Oh, did you reach out to him? Of course. He wrote me. Oh, what do you say? He wrote me to tell me. Oh, he reached out to you. He reaches out to all of us. He's that guy, Ron. He's that guy.

On social media. Yes. Exactly. He's out a list. He reached out to all of us. Yes. Generally. The same way Tuki learned about it. He's got this connection to Rod that he does not have. Now that's the lowest common denominator. If Tuki knows, everyone fucking knows.

Isn't that sad, though? He's like, he reached out to you. And then Opie's just like, yeah. He reached out to all of us. Yeah, of course. Oh, geez. So Opie was listening to Ron's show. Now, he was just talking about what a legend he is,

how much he loves him, how amazing he was. And so Opie was listening to the show where Ron was talking about this diagnosis. I'm in the middle. watching his show, not watching, listening to his show where he came back on the radio to do the show with his, his daughter who does a great job too. It's called the Benningtons or something like that. And he announces he's got cancer and then he's making it fucking funny. Making it fucking fun.

Who can do that? No one could do that except Ron Bennington. He didn't see the show. He didn't see it. No, absolutely. It's called the Bennington show. He's like, how do you guys not know who this guy is? It's like, he doesn't even know the name of the fucking show.

And he's like complaining to these assholes. I don't know anything. He won't do or watch anything that doesn't benefit himself. Right. So. That was the whole point of this. Yeah. You know, make it about him and his connection to Ronnie B.

That's Opie. So, Adam, you were checking out some Opie stuff from yesterday morning. Oh, yeah. No, Adam. Yeah. No, I was too. Don't make me seem like I'm not prepared. Holy shit.

Shit. Oh, what clips did you have, Anthony? I'll pull these up right over here. My number two, clip number two. Opie being an asshole. Oh, you did. Oh, you said, correct. Clip one through ten.

No, he has... I'll run. Come me. I'm spending here. Don't fuck with... But the friendships. The friendships. The friendships.

Exactly. had Tony P. with him, and that makes everything not good. The only thing that really happens that's funny is that Tony P. is really bad. And they start talking about the instances where you see your parents naked.

And he wants to know this, Opie, from everybody. When did you see your parents naked? But before Ron can speak, he wants to put him in his place. Bill. No, you've got to sit this one out, Rob, because you have said some things in the past that were a little deeply disturbing, like having to help your dad shower because

he was too big to reach parts of his body. And you also hinted about possibly something with your mom. So I think you should sit this one out, Rad. I think it's incredibly normal. Wow. To wash your dad's cock. I'm going to admonish you so you don't say this on the air and then I'll say it on the air instead of you.

That's what he does. God forbid so interesting what he said on Opie's show. Yeah. Can't have that. Why do people feel podcasts are the place to just go, so I fuck my daughter. Well, there was a type of no one to listen to podcasts, and you could just do that.

That is true. I think, was it Joe Biden who was talking about that? Is that where you remember that from? Anna, what else do you have on your list here? Do you want to know if Tony ever saw his father naked? You're going either way, so here we go. He had this conversation. My father, I was in the shower with him.

He unicorn to me, pop. Why did he unicorn you? Because he turned around and his cock was right there. You know how crazy that is when you're that big? Did you sing into it? Huh? Did you sing into it? It was gigantic, bro.

It was like, it looks like the biggest thing in the world. Like, you're small at that point in time. There's big, huge pecker in front of your face. I saw my dad's piece once at the zoo. Wow. He was fucking a good. The zoo. Holy shit.

It's like they're talking with therapists and they're like, I gotta go. This is all. I can't fix this. I don't know what to do. I'm not saying it's not descriptive, but I've never heard I got unicorned by my dad. I've never heard. Has anyone else been unicorn by their dad in here?

I would hope not. Okay, thank God. What the fuck happened at the zoo? A unicorn. Say big balls by ECDC into it. I showered it my dad, fucking asshole. And he turned out fine. You made your dad get the shower, though.

Let's be honest about it. No, my dad got in the shower. He was like trying to teach me. My brother had a shower instead of taking a bath as a kid. And he's like, now you soap yourself up. And all I saw was the water coming off his dick like this fucking waterfall. And I wanted no part of that. You didn't do this?

To this day, I take baths. Still traumatized by it. Yeah, yeah. Somewhere Rob Salt is listening and he's really, really excited. I had a dog dick and it's fucking gold. You just did. Yeah. Thank you.

What is F.U. Friday. Can we explain FU Friday to the folks? Oh, F.U. Friday. This is one of the marquee bits of Opie Radio. O'N.A. No, no, no. Opie Radio podcast. Oh, and fucker. I don't get any credit for this car. It's so insane. He still has people calling in with what they're angry about this week. I'll just say, you just do it.

You don't think you pass up aggressive with me now. So, Opie had a really good one recently. Gas prices. FU gas prices. That's a conversation starter. Thing to hit on. So what do we got this week for FU Friday? Well, Ron is giving Tony shit because he had the same FU Friday, two Fridays in a row.

Oh, shit. That is against the rules. You know what's always the same, Ron? Here goes my effue. My effue is the fucking Ron. Because you know what's the same? Every time I do your show, your jokes are the same. You understand?

You got to change up your jokes. Oh. You've got to challenge yourself. Every time you do your shit, you've got to challenge yourself. The Boston versus New York joke is new, motherfucker. Listen, bro. I'm going to sit with you and we're going to write because I love you. All right.

Okay? You're very talented. You're a very talented individual. Tony, you're deflecting. What do you got today? What do you mean what do I got today? These guys have no chemistry. How is this possible?

None. It's like the complete strangers pretending to have a podcast together. There's no discussion. No. Oh, let me converse with you about this. Because Opie can't drive the ship, which is the only thing he takes credit for. All I heard was he's the guy at the rudder.

Hey, look at the rocks. How about your turn, motherfucker? go screw my line thank you so after that doesn't go well we decides that it's time for tony's quarterly review you're you're down to once a year tony i'll check it with you from from your mental facility why didn't they go why didn't they take the trajectory and show what on the moon tony this is why tony should be on every day by the way i'm not even joking he's not once a week tony this should be on every fucking day. Why?

And he is out every day now. I thought he just got demoted. This is the impression I got it was like to work with him on O&A because he wanted everyone to feel like their job was on the line and that he was in control. Yeah. And all for the better too, right? Wow. Yeah, look at gold.

Always makes the product better. Everyone works great when it's from a place of fear. It's gold, Dope. It's gold. Guys, we've been seeing a lot of Dr. Steve this weekend too much. Too much. I would say with it. Yes, thank you. A little doing. Every show. Well, WTP

is no exception. A little public service announcements from our friend, Dr. Steve. You've all been there. You wake up after a night of heavy drinking, and suddenly, it's a race against time to the bathroom. It's not just the hangover headache. It's the booze-bloos in your gut.

Voluminous, watery diarrhea. Why does alcohol turn your digestive tract into a Florida mudslide? It comes down to three main culprits. First, alcohol is an irritant. It agitates the lining of your stomach and intestines. Second, it increases peristolsus, the rhythmic contractions of the gut. Finally, it prevents water absorption. Instead of your body soaking up fluids, the alcohol tells your intestines

to just let it go. Now, not all drinks are created equal in the eyes of your colon. Beer and high sugar mixers are the biggest offenders here. They have a high osmotic load, meaning they pull even more water into your gut. If you already have some low-grade alcohol-related inflammation, or you drink every day, never giving your colon a rest, that light beer is basically an invitation for massive fluid disaster. The good news, it usually resolves in 24 hours if you stop drinking. Step one, put down the glass. Just put it down.

If you can't, call the number on your screen for help. Step two, rehydrate like it's your job. Remember those? Think water or electrolyte drinks. Step three, stick to mild foods like bananas, rice, or toast. Give your gut lining a chance to stop being angry at you and try to eat healthy, will you? All that processed food isn't helping any. So next time you're reaching for that third or tenth course, just remember your intestines

have a long memory and a very short fuse. Drink smart, hydrate often, and keep the amodium on standby. Carl? I love them. Thank you very much, Dr. Steve, at Weird Medicine. Fantastic. It teaches us so much about the fluents that come out of our bodies. Always appreciated.

Speaking of being appreciated, Anna Bush, thank you very much, sir. We'll have you back up. at the end of the show, but at this time, I want to bring out up Lucy Tightbox to join the show. I get to smell her. Tight, tight, tight, yeah. What's in the fucking box?

I think he names is Lucy, but they all call her loose. All right, so Lucy and Andy were checking out a couple of different characters, one that we all know very well. Do we want to start with our buddy Chad Zumach, or do you want to go the other direction? Sure, yeah, let's start with Chad. Okay. Speaking of people that are...

Comey country! Let's jump to clip three and expediate this. Speaking of people that are omnipresent this weekend, there's a mole. Chad has inside information. He has friends nowhere, everyone.

Being fed inside information about hackamania from an unknown mole. And it's got to be true. The venue is huge. It's awesome. It's where they, the rap pack all those guys all performed in here

so this venue's got a lot of historic rallies and it's pretty fucking cool, man. So you're going from Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr. to Moody and Melton. Right. Who could it be? An actual upgrade. Yeah.

And clip four, Chad's very, you know, he's feeling left out and he wants everybody to know that he would have been here if you would have reached out personally and invited him. So far, so good. Okay. Weather's beautiful.

People are starting to show up. Wish you were here. Wish you were here. Well, you know, my invitation always gets passed up, but I might. Oh, okay. I don't know anything about all that. Yeah. No, I always, you know, I know everyone's going to have a good time out there.

Oh. Wait. Interesting. But also didn't Corey Feldman invite him? I think he invited himself to Corey Phelbber's protest. And Corey goes, I don't want to be there anymore. It's a little confusing. It is odd, though, that Chaggo

that didn't get an invitation. Keanu says she didn't get an invitation. Gino's like, everyone's welcome to come to HaccaMedia. Hackamia.com for tickets every year. It's amazing. I wish I didn't get an invert. You wish you didn't get an invitation? You would have saved so much money.

I'm kidding, of course. I should be out there losing money by the basketball. I feel like you owe me money. I'm preventing you from losing money right now. I might if you're a dealer out at the fucking blackjack table and you're Asian. I would be paying you money. You all know what I'm talking but thank you. There's plenty of time.

Yeah, we'll say. I'll make it up. Clip five, I just called this a fomosexual. I would love like those events are fun because it would be fun to hang out with you and a few others, so I know you're going to have. That's what it's all about. It's just hanging out with the people that show

up. You know, we're all you know, people in this universe get this you know, reputation of being you know, assholes and stuff, and that's true, too, but they're also very nice people and fun to hang around with, so. Right. Chad's a good listener.

Sure, why not? The conversation list is. Yeah. So that was yesterday. Yeah. Dr. Steve on the Chad show. Oh, was it? Cut to today.

Okay. The revenge of the mole. Somebody is still in touch with doctors, with Chad Zumak. And I was just trying to get boots on the ground. Hacomania. Is that true that Rocco picked up the whole tab at Barry's Steakhouse? Yes, he did. How many people were in attendance? He's sitting here with me not.

How many people were there at Barry's nine, ten? For me? Yeah, oh, 12, 12, 12 people. Holy shit. And he picked up the whole tab? Yeah. Yeah, I took my kid there and an adult guest in his wife. and it was like 500 bucks.

So I felt, you know, we all, Anthony tried to slip the waiter, his credit card to pay for it. I did. And the Rocco had already taken care of it. So is Rocco a nice guy, or is he just trying to buy friends? No, no, no.

He just really, but his, he gave a toast and just said, you know, I just really enjoy being with you people and thank you for, you know, letting me in. to this universe and stuff

it was very heartfelt. He's a good guy. Oh, that's gay. Chad's never bought 12 tacos from Taco Bell for himself. Right. Paying for other people is gay as far as Chad's concerned. I can't figure out what

this event is because it's like this dork fest where only losers go to and then people who don't come are interested in like who went out to dinner and who paid for it? And what did Anthony get? Did he get the steak? People were fighting over the bill. What did he think about it? I know. I felt so bad. These guys are counting everyone's money all the time. Multiple people were offering up their credit cards and you didn't write the numbers down and use them for your own purposes after the fact.

Does he understand this is what like real people do? He doesn't. He doesn't understand that. It's like, imagine him sitting there and going like, oh, good, I don't have to pay for anything. He thinks this is breaking news. Yeah, yeah. Why would someone pay for everyone's dinner? Because he invited them out to dinner.

That's how that works. You do that because you are trying to bribe people. to be your friend in clip 7. Fuck this guy. That makes sense. The person that paid for everything. Hey. Chad, are you okay?

Do you mean me? No. So are you trying to buy friendships? Is that why you did what you did? Yes, that's what the Davalverse is all about, buying friendship. You don't want these people to turn on you. You want to keep the money truck coming. That's what you're doing.

You got to grease the palms every now and then, Jeff. That's why I was your Patreon member. You know, I wanted you to feel bad to make fun of me. He has no idea what it's like to have a bunch of people there and then go, hey, I'll pay this. It must be that you're trying to buy something. Yeah, what's your angle? Yeah, what's your fucking angle?

I mean, you guys only like Rocco because he bought you dinner the other day. You know what I think I might do? I'm going to send a couple of my guys to beat him up and say, who gave you that idea? Yeah, yeah. I might just do that. That would be the funniest self-fulfilling prophecy. Don't put it beyond me.

I might just. All right, I'm going to point this out because it never gets pointed out. And I don't know if it's Cardiff or Rocco who point this out. But Chad never said Coupia country. I think Rocco or Cardiff said that. What? What? It's one of those things where we think that Chad said the guys yelled out Cubia country.

Is it a Mandela syndrome thing? It is. He did say that he never said Cumbia fans that jumped him. But he never said this is Cubia country. Was it mixed up with fucking what happened in Chicago? Jesse Smollett. Yes, Mollet. Right.

but I don't think Chattie remembers so he didn't say it. But I was responsible for beating up Jesse. Fucking queer. Let's jump to clip nine, Carl. We're going to get some more

intrepid boots on the ground reporting. Can you hear me? Hello? All right, could you just stop? The fucking sunglasses. and hats. Anyone on a podcast that wear sunglasses and hats should be shot in the fuck face.

Enough. At least Tommy Jordan's outside. It kind of makes a little bit more. Here's what it is. It's complete insecurity as to how you look. Your hair's thinning. Your eyes don't look good. You look like a retard.

Which, you know. $2.00, Dan, you're talking about? We see $2. Don't worry. We'll get into the hat talk about. Oh, I'm down. But it's like. What is this look?

It's the stereotypical podcast douchebag look. Thank you. Continue. Continue. Yeah. Women love it. Hey, cunt. Anybody have a question for Tommy?

He's not working. It's not working? No, I can't go that on. Pros. Can you not hear me? They're getting into F-15s. I thought we're going to get some reports from Vegas.

Oh, I can't. I'm disgusted. Oh shit, now he's gone. Captain Dick fuck. I can't. After this Chad goes, that's okay, I had too much to get into anyway. All right, so what's the next on the agenda?

This is going great. So, Tommy finally figures out his earbuds or whatever the hell is going on. I just called this next one, Trace Retard. Tommy has a retard issue. I think he has a retort. party. Let me see if I got any more updates. Are you Tommy's back?

Can somebody do my show for me? Okay, sorry about that. That's all right. Can you hear me? Fuck, I can't hear you. You can't hear me. One second. And you stay too. Try turning on your headphones. I can hear you. Sorry about it. That's all right. Hey, man. Fantastic. It goes 2K.

Okay. The French two keys to keep like typing. I mean, if you're going to get on the ground reporting from hackamania, this seems appropriate. What a get. Yes. So now we're going to get into the real drama of the weekend because people got beef out at Pink's Donuts. And Huisie came a long way to fuck shit up with. Hughesy's fucking hilarious, by the way. I've had such a good time

hanging out, goofing Yuzi's hilarious and bloated. Yeah. The guys were funny motherfucker. I love him. Yeah. But his co-host is her ex-husband is here

and it's going to get dicey. What we just brought out from the shed over here? Who's, oh, is that Granny? That's me. Granny, what do you do? How'd you get out there? Was this guy in fog?

I'm playing. I think he was like, how did you afford it? The audience? Oh, they flew you out? Yeah, yeah, they flew me out. I got there a day early and had to stay in the airport for 16 hours. That sucks. Yeah?

Are you going to be... I love it. That's true. Producer Christo's walk by. Oh, Christ. The story is good. Granny showed up at the airport a day early and had to live in the airport for 24 hours. Caledars are hard.

But not only did he show up a day early, he was told repeatedly you're showing up a day early. And still he showed up a day early. He said, no, I'm not. Wednesday's the new Thursday, you didn't hear? Apparently not. That's retarded. Yeah. In a little more context.

Fog hat, it's more like fag hat. Fag hat. It does look with the glasses and the fucking. gay for the stay because in this next clip we're going to see his date show up oh no who it is

who is it? Latanya Vega Oh my who's God did nobody ever recognize hi ladies hi if I was the last man

on earth where you guys going Chad's break up right now where you guys headed to where you guys headed to Should have been here then Should have been here. Oh.

Wait, I'm running away. You didn't hear what they said? What did they say? So they're giving everyone DJs over here. Blow jobs are going out? That's what they said. That's why I haven't seen Tojo

or, you know, Granny for a couple of days. Allegedly, there's some only fans content being created. They're heinous. That's not good. You're not turned on? No.

Fucking thing sucks. So now we're going to get into the clip 13. This is the spy report. This is the real inside information. Spy report. There you go. Spy report, spy report. So we were coming out of this restaurant right here. Okay.

And granny comes, right? Yeah. Randy comes. I'm eating with Husey. Husey walks out. he sees Granny, his shoulder checks him. Boom. Really?

Grady takes a few steps back and Hughes he just walks away. Should I go ask Grady what's up with that? Yeah, that's weird. Well, I hear He's a tall guy too. He's a big dude. And Granny is very small. I cannot put into words. I cannot ever describe to the miniscule size of the...

Oh, here's Yuzi. Chad wants to be here so fucking bad. He's living vicariously. You're all of this. Wait, someone put their shoulder to another guy? Who gives the fuck? How tall was he? What does his feet of state?

It's not news. And the fucked up thing, if he wasn't a douchebag, he would be like, yeah, how you doing? You wouldn't be loving him or anything, but it's like, yeah, you're here, cool. Whatever. But it's like, yo, fuck that. I'm going to wear my captain's head. And then he sees someone who thinks is lesser than him. He's like, how did you get there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, a plane? Oh. Yeah, yeah. One report, the other airport? Spy report. Spy report. Spy report.

I love it. Enter the man. Oh, Hughie. Our hero. Uh-oh. Yeah. Hey, Houston. Yeah.

Did he cool me, uh? I was giving him a spy report. I was a shoulder check. Right. And, Chad. I'm going to say something. I really like Chad too much. Oh, wow.

Funny as Joe Martin. Hit the light. button. Put on. I was just given him a smart part of how your shoulder

checked running when we were leaving breakfast. Carousel bar. Did he say anything or anything? Hit the like button.

I hate the like button. He's in on the joke. He's in on the joke. Leads the fifth. It's like a smart international criminal that doesn't want to spend the next weekend

and locked up abroad. American jail. Yeah. Husey would have like bought weapons here to take. back to the troubles in Ireland years ago? Well, you got

some fucking automatic weapons. And last clip, we're going to get the revisionist history version of this story from Granny. Awesome. Husey needs the bang Lamey just to stick at the Granny. Hell yeah. The way he shoulder checked him, he pretty much did.

Wow. We got a fire for it. What? So the streets are saying that Huzi shoulder checks you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's all? So what's up? Oh, I just said hello. Yeah, we had a conversation about it. He told me to go fuck myself and yelled at me in much time.

Do you think it has to do with Lemmy? Defend yourself and you told her to- Why? I'm not here. You think you did it because of Lemmy to protect Lemmy since it's his co-host? Like, maybe. Okay. I'm curious.

Yeah. Yeah, it was aggressive or whatever. I don't really give a fuck to myself. You know, you can never stick it to Granny, you know? Punch back, Granny. You know, and, in the shed. He, and the funniest part is that he thought that he was going to, like, mow over me or something, and I, I, I, I stood strong and a fucking stupid face hit my fucking brim of my hand.

You should punch back. In New York, in New York, we call that. You got sun. Hey, let him get his visa for him to get thrown in an American jail. That'd be awesome. Everything Chad's wearing looks retarded. Like, what the fuck is? that it's like a basketball

thing with sleeves the glasses and then he's a pilot or something what the why would you go on? That's as you know he's referring the ship he's still doing that surprise he's not wearing an Argyle's sweater vest anymore. Steering the

yep that's what that is he pilots the boat that got the globe trotters to Gilligan's Island yeah yeah he fuck this is like every inch of him looks stupid I gotta say TM Zubak has really fallen off.

This is not the kind of reporting I expect from TMZumach. And that's, uh, that's Chad Zumach. All right. So, so, my eyes are getting, wish you were here, Chad. My eyes are getting a little too wrinkled at 5. I need to wear sunglasses. Faggett.

Um, so Andy, you were also checking in on Chris Catan. Do you guys remember Chris Catan from Saturday Night Live? Have you seen what he looks like lately? Uh-oh. Yeah, let's go straight to. clip two, and I was very happy that Jim and them brought up that Corey Feldman was being supported by Chris Catan when he was released. He's a big fan of mine, Corey Feldman.

And so there was a lot of synergy with this coming up, but everybody remembers this is what Chris Catan used to look like. Yeah. How he looks more like somebody else we're a lot more familiar with. Oh, no. Check this out. Oh, no. You'd talk right over this because he looks like this now.

Wow. Blah! So the craziest thing about how he looks now is that it's almost half stuttering John and then half Corey Feldman. Yeah. Corey Feldman's hair, for sure. If he washed his hair, it would look much better than John's hair. Yes. But the grease fact.

But you're not even showing off like the beer gut and stuff. Like his body is morphed too. Oh, yeah. We'll get to that. I know. But so in clip four, I'm just going to like speed run this segment. He has been on Instagram. trying to make something happen. This is like a failed

Martin Short meets it's a character called Scott Paul which is more like an Uncle Paul meets a very embarrassing bit that he's trying to make happen. Fuck with the vegetable drawer. I've been lying here for three to half hours.

I have no access to my cell phone. Why is your foot stuck in the vegetable door? I was trying to open it with my foot because it was jammed. And I was going to make a salad for Kevin because he's having a party on his booth. I just want to point out, Jim Carrey did not make the audition for us at Al.

But Chris Catan did. Lord Michael's such a genius. What the fuck is this? No, they started this character's own Instagram account. On March 28th, there's one post and 85 hours. That was going to be a character like, here's a new guy. It's full of bits like this.

this trying to make this character happen. The Dudley do-write hat, that's really... Yeah, right. You know, the internet wasn't a good idea. I don't think it was. I gotta be honest. I don't think the internet really helped society. No.

So this is an abject failure. So what is a engaged guy? Because that's his wife in the beginning of that clip. Your fucking wife. It's just shocking. It's his fiance. So why not start? one of these, hey, aren't we a quirky married couple?

Let's see what's going on with their new show. What's up, peeps? What's up peeps? debut month. We've got Eiji Daily in the house. Eiji is known for her work from Valley Girl Rugrats to the fairly odd parents and so much more. Plus, Maddie Carter Ropold from Stranger Things in Jurassic World. And later this month, Matt Hardgreaves, the executive producer and showrunner for Headscore.

Real, right? This is What's Up peeps with Chris Gantan and Maria Libre, debuting Wednesday, April 8th. Only on streaming, wherever you get your podcast. Okay, is SNL guy. Who does a show with their wife? I wonder if anything is off with this. Rich Voss.

Getting a coffin. Now, this is exclusive to Facebook Live. You can only see this. Like everything is now. Facebook. Smart. Yeah. It's good marketing.

Everyone was watching a long-in-form video. Yeah. Facebook. Clips six. Let's get to know these two. Meta just went bankrupt. Facebook's doing great. Yeah.

We're doing great. What's up, Peep? I'm Chris Katan. I'm Maria Libre. And we are your host. And we are excited. It's our first episode ever. First episode ever.

Yeah. And we are an engaged couple. She's going for a foot thing, right? So we thought it would be fun to build a podcast. FaceTime. you know, our perspective and talk about our intimate home life and share that with you

and share that with our guests. Yeah, and what goes on with our lives. Yeah. And the many guests we can gather. Yeah. We will have some fascinating guests. We have so many friends already booked for this show. Yeah, we do.

Wow. Show the fuck up. He's a wreck. She looks good. Yeah. But she's showing her, I'm sure he went, show your feet. That gets a lot of hits on the internet.

Carl, I feel like it's been a minute since you've talked about people sitting on couches. That was the most offensive way to sit on a couch. She's sitting on a couch in pajamas with her feet out. With her feet up. You can't podcast from a couch. It's not bad for a girl. Let's not get carried away.

I would lick her feet. I'm going to take a pest. If I come back, it means I didn't go to a black jacket table. Anthony, thanks are having on the show with us today, buddy. Always good to see you. Anthony Cooby, everyone. Thank you. Chris Catan's

shitty podcast chased Anthony off of the show. Fair, fair, because in clip 8, this sums up the show for me. I was my dad in the city and then midweek was Mount Baldy

and desolation and isolation and just weird kids growing up too fast. You know, kids were like having sex at 13 and you know, it was a big difference. Saw too much.

So apparently Chris got raped at the age of 13, probably by a guy, because he was in a Buddhist compound for half of the week. Save that for season two. Jesus Christ, that little levity to start off a new show.

Do you think that this is making it to season two? No, I know. It's not going to even make it to episode two, I don't think. All right. Who? But is there a clip called Blended Family

and Clip 11 there? Yeah, let's skip to that one. I was apparently the reason why they shared Christmas together, Mark, my stepdad and my dad and my mom. They always shared

together because that's what I wanted. And they did that for me and because of that they ended up doing that every year. I love that. And they weren't split and divided. They were together. Yeah, I hope someday we can be like that. You know, I could be like that with my ex-husband.

Jesus Christ! What is going on? Is this a reality show? I only played all of this to lead up to this reveal, which is that she wants to have her ex-husband and Chris co-parent their family because now we are going to watch... Because her ex-husband has a bigger dick. Oh. Well, no, I think it's the other way around.

Oh, good for Chris. Four years ago, when these two first met, we're going to watch an interview where Maria's husband is watching her interview Chris, basically leaving her husband for Chris Katan right in front of him. Oh, no. This is her talking to her husband. Thanks, Maria. Pause, real quick. Pause. Because you have to watch her body language.

They're like, you just watch her. and you can hear the husband giggling about, he's so excited that Chris Catan is in their house and he doesn't realize that she is actively falling in love with him. This gremlin. Can I also point out, body language, whatever, Chris Catan is stiff as fuck. His lips look like they are a pussy.

And can we talk about his belly for like one quarter of a second here? I don't understand anything that is happening. get that many celebrities in Springfield? This is kind of a big deal. So it was Lincoln and then me. That's right. Lincoln? That's right.

But you have to move here. I wonder who it'll be in the next one. Someone in 300 years. It's hard to say. So every 200 years you have a celebrity. Yeah, a groundbreaking celebrity. Who knows? Maybe it'll be a robot.

Maybe. Yeah. Could be. Half cat, half person. That's interesting. She's so charmed by this hunchback of Notre Dame. What a star fucker. That's type ofish Eric.

He says a star fucker. Because he broke his neck doing a Golden Girl's sketch on S&L. And that's why he looks like this. That's why he's like... That does not explain his lips or his stomach. That's true. But in clip 13, this is why she's such a big fan. Let's think of all of the Chris.

Catan content that is so beloved and everything that is so funny that he does. But this is what won her over as a child. I mean, I'm just so glad you're here. Thank you. You're my favorite comedian about time. Thank you. We quote you around our house all the time. We do? What do you

say? We say. Just Catan's sad. No, I don't say that. I say, you guys want to buy some cookies? Oh, yeah, that's great. What? Corky Romano is a beloved movie to this woman

This woman is an idiot You stupid fucking blah-a-mouthed So this is the last clip Watch This is more about her body language This is her throwing herself at this guy And deciding to leave her husband All right, well you're my new best friend

I hope you call me every five minutes And I can join you on tour if you want. I mean, I don't talk about it. Okay, okay. I'm not opposed, so. Okay. Thank you, Chris.

You're welcome. Thank you for having me over. He looks like he thinks she's fucking with them. She's like, okay, yeah, yeah. I'm sure you really want to talk to me again sometime of the future. Yeah, okay. I doubt it. And they lived happily ever after.

Well, that's exciting. At least for one episode of the podcast. Right. Yeah, well, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see where that goes to. What's up, peeps? All right. That's Chris Catan.

I'm sure everyone's already seen it because they're all on Facebook watching a long for video. So they're probably very familiar with that. So, Andy, thank you very much for that presentation. Yeah, check out the gummy chainsaw table at the back of the room, everybody, by the way. That's a cool shit back there.

Trucker Randy, everybody, let's hear it for him. At this time, I want to bring up Christian Blatt. Christian, if you can make your way, Lucy's got a presentation for us. You started telling us about the backstory of $2. Korky.

NPS Dan. I'm so sorry. We're going to have to talk about it more. Patrick Tomlinson, that whole thing, the ONA forums and the pests. And there's more to talk about here.

There is so much more to talk about. Unfortunately, we have to do more $2 Dan talk. I know Jenny Jingles already has covered way too much of it, but we're going to do an entire freaking segment. Okay.

So last week on WATP, on Wednesday, we talked about all of this. Yeah. And the thing that was very excited about that was the idea of trolling Patrick Tomlinson. So Patrick Tomlinson got fucked with very heavily on the ONA forums for anybody who didn't see this episode of WATP.

All the pests there started getting really upset with him because he said that he hated Norm McDonald, or at least that Norm McDonald wasn't funny. Because of that, we started talking about $2.00, Dan, who was one of these pests. And he was accused of doing a ton of stuff to Patrick. but we didn't actually get to hear from the victim himself. So tonight we are going to hear from Patrick Tomlinson and himself

about what $2 Dan did in my clip one. But you have not been able to identify the person who owns that site? No. No. We have the identities of one and possibly two of these people. One, we know for sure. His name is... He uses his real name on everything.

He wants to be like... He thinks this is his... He runs a... He ran a podcast. attention. About us. Yeah. He literally ran a podcast dedicated to stalking us.

All right. So again, this is, this is Patrick getting very upset at $2. Dan on a podcast called, I don't even remember what. Pretend? Pretend. Yeah. Yeah, that's the name that's on the screen right now. I'm doing really good today.

It's been a wonderful day. So this is all about the idea of the moderators on the ONA forums harassing. Patrick Tomlinson. It's great. I don't know how to do anything today is where I'm at. Your clip number two. My clip number two is all about what Patrick specifically claims that Dan did. Actually, the same day that that that huge pile of mulch was dropped in our backyard trying to block our car in, he flew to Milwaukee and came to our house.

He took spy shots of me from across the same. street while hiding behind a truck. Then he walked down our sidewalk and filmed the front of our house. When he went home, he took the footage of him in front of our house, put it on YouTube and said it to the song, Somebody's Watching Me. I mean, he's out there. And it was even stranger because once he knew where I was, once he knew I was home, he went up to the street to the bar that we had talked about, the one that had the fire. because he knows that we go there all the time. And he sat there for half an hour,

live streaming himself, sitting and talking to a pair of crocheted voodoo dolls representing my ex-wife and her late husband. Now, we talked about the voodoo dolls a little bit last week. I finally found the picture. Oh, you sweet. So if you will look in your folder, you should have a picture called voodoo.

The last file, I think. And I like this got great taste in music. Rockwell, I always feel like somebody's watching me. All right. $2 dance not so bad, Lucy. Listen, at the time of the ONA forums, he was very revered. It was very exciting. People really liked what he was doing.

And again, it's because everybody hated Tomlinson so much. Well, I don't have a voodoo file in here, unfortunately. I'm blaming Christian Blatt for that. It's probably, yeah, after you probably downloaded it. But it is interesting that NPS Dan is teamed up with Suttering John. And Jack, it's very upset if you go to his bar or, you know, people send people to his bar to speak. spy on him and try to catch him driving drunk and stuff and yet it seems like

this is like Dan's thing that he likes to do it's like go fuck with people in real life everything that Dan used to do on the O&A forum is all of the stuff that John hates and that is exactly why Dan is so interesting right now and usually I would never say that because I agree with aunt when he says things like fuck

the hat fuck the sunglasses sure I don't give a shit about any of that it's really really annoying but Dan right now is so fucking stupid Okay. And we are talking about what happened on Wednesday last week, which was when we started talking about this.

The day after that on Thursday, I want to take you guys through a journey of the day after we talked about this on WATP. Nice Thursday, stupid is what I want to call this. Okay. So we are going to be talking about all of the multiple shows that are happening on the same day on Thursday the day after we did WATP and talked about all this stuff. The first one that $2. Dan is on is life forms.

So are people familiar with life forms here? Do we? Yeah, the answer is no. Nobody is. There's at least 25 people who watch that show, so I'm going to assume, again, maybe one human. Basically what this show is, is it is all of the dabble-versed lull cows.

They are trying to talk about the dabble-vers-low cows, where Mir, Chow, and $2-Dan gatekeep, who are the who's who's of the dabblers. Okay. They have a bracket-style show where they're putting all the low cows against everybody to figure out who is the lolliest of the lowly cows. It's John. The answer is John. Oh, okay.

See, the problem with their show is that there's no irony and they don't understand that they themselves are probably low-cows. So let's check out Life Forms with $2.00, Dan. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another rendition of Miramusk Life Forms. We've got Ashley versus Buckman, and this is the final. This is the ultimate life form finale. And Dan Chow, I could not think of two other outstanding two gentlemen that I can sit next to

to and decipher, debate, and just analyze and go through the chronological order of how we came upon these two. Sick, sadistic, leaching, foolish individuals that we call life forms. So, Dan, what do you think? What are you excited for tonight? Yeah, I'm excited. It's all led up to this. the slipper still fits the Cinderella story still exists

in this March madness and I know we're halfway into April but this is the championship this is what you lift all them damn weights for this is where you hit the gym all the time it's to win the fucking dance who's gonna be who's gonna be winning the dance tonight

there's a lot of so you know so for anybody who didn't understand what that meant those were nothing words We did really, really good. I think in high school he was that talks most says least kind of guy, and that's me saying it. Yeah.

I suspect that he is stuttering this much and struggling this much because he has been very much called out in all of the chats for his poopy diapers that we were talking very much about on WATP. So again, it's a rough Thursday morning for him. The show is a little bit slow, but $2 Dan isn't really doing anything. Nothing horrible is happening. in my clip four here

while this is happening while $2.00 Dan is on life forms, I went to go in and check on our boy stuttering John and as it turns out stuttering John might or might not be talking about $2.

Wahapa, wahap man Dan asked Dan about his poo fetish. Did you hear about the stuff that's leaked out about him? Leaked out from him or about him? Oh, no, about his love for Trump or something? Can you pause it for a second? No, he's one of these super Kumia fans that they're called PES.

And so he was... Sorry, sorry, yeah, go ahead. Anybody who loves Trump is not afraid of that getting leaked out. He leaked out, and he leaked out. It's like, we're more than half the country voted for us. They wear those really subtle red hats. They're trying to fly below the radar. Oh, he's one of these super Kumiya fans that they're called Pess.

And so he was doxing this guy and swatting him over 47 times. And all the information's coming out. And this guy lost $250,000. And a similar lawsuit that you have because people like Dan were trolling him so much in posting his address. Shot is shrugging that beer. That he tried to start DM. Chad does not want to hear this at all. He's just like, make it go away.

Make it go away. Make it go away. Can you imagine why he might not want to hear this? Because Ava is explaining to him that he is going to lose his lawsuit and have to pay money about it. Right. Which is exactly what happened to know that. Also explaining his new best friend who ball washes him nonstop is that a great guy.

You have because people like Dan were trolling him so much in posting his address that he tried to start DMCA striking them and then he filed a lawsuit but then he ended up just having to pay the lawyer fees of everybody and putting people like Dan. So Dan was swatting and

doxing someone. Well, I have to look into that. Or you can ask a follow-up question, idiot. Sounds like she's paying attention. I don't know. This dance sounds pretty cool. He does all the cool guy stuff. DMC.

He's drinking sweet. Carl, it's interesting that you bring up that Ava's paying attention because we all know that Ava watches a lot of the shows. She misquoted something that I misquoted, which means she literally was watching us the night before. She took you for your word? Yeah, I know. Nobody should ever believe a woman.

We can believe Ava, but we can't believe me. It's fine. So I do have a little bit of bad news for you, though, Carl. It turns out that in my clip six, $2 Dan is actually cool. I think I saw this in the wild. I think I usually saw this stuff. I'm going to tell you, there's another thing that's not great for you. Is he virile and horny, or is he just cool?

We'll have to find out. Dan's in the cool crowd. I mean, you know who's not the cool crowd? She's wearing Lady Kay. I'm virile I'm horning and I'm cool I just saw the clip

I think it was today's show No, Cardiff was talking about it this morning at his show Must have yesterday's show Where John was declaring that he's the cool kids

And Dan's like Yeah, we are definitely the cool kids They got to figure it out Yeah It's not great You never have to declare that if you're one of the cool kids

Someone else should probably tell that to you Yeah It's usually how that works You're cool, by the way, Lucy. So cool. You're so cool. Thank you. All right.

So at this point, I get tired of watching John. And again, I'm basically just trying to figure out what the heck is happening with $2 Dan at this point. Still the same day. The purveyor of who is cool and who is not, I go back over to $2 Dan's channel. Dan is simul streaming with life form. So remember, that's where we started out this whole thing. He's with the boys. Originally, they're all doing it on their channels.

I go back over to $2 Dan's channel and when I go back I get my number seven. Right. Seven is the... Image. Image, got it. All right. So this says, now this is members only. And I'm like, we're in two minutes into the show

and also there are 30 viewers. Why the hell did you put this members only? Makes absolutely no sense. Magically. Amazing. Oddly enough, still live on Mears channel. So he's simulcasting it but make it behind the paywall for his

his channel members. Again, at this point, I'm getting a little bit suspicious. I'm thinking maybe $2 Dan is getting some shit in the chat, maybe some shit in his diaper. I really don't actually know exactly what's going on. So now $2 Dan and John are both live at the same time, right in the middle of live farms, and poof, Dan is going to leave the show.

I want you to watch him also. Just watch Dan as he leaves. So nothing that anybody says in this clip matters at all. Just watch Dan as he vigorously. is typing most likely to John. Oh, shit. Yeah. Pebb anything over to Ashley,

where do you think we're at with that? Where are we at with Ashley? So I... Ashley's such a rare specimen because unlike Buckman, she's not always in the limelight. You know, she likes to stay away for a little bit. And then when you feel like, you know,

she's gone. She's in the show. This was happening at the exact same time that Ava is explaining to John what everybody found out about. Okay. So John's messaging, Dan, you got some explaining to do. John is saying, get the fuck off the air, what the fuck is happening right now. And Dan is like, I got to go do damage control. I have to do that.

It's weird, right? There's a second time that he leaves the stream, but we won't even look at that because who gives it shit. something is definitely happening. So in my clip 9, it's been a night for Dan, and I can't imagine that anything else could possibly go worse for him. But as it turns out, Rob Saul goes live, and he is also pissed off at $2, Dan. Yeah, Dan's a real man because he revolved.

I'll say, since Anthony laughed. What with the sunglasses? Fucking losers. You're inside. He's now even wearing a hat. Calm down. He's cosplaying as Alicia Silverstone and Clueless. That's a nice jacket.

Thank you. Tosterone than Dan does. Dan's a real man because he revolves his life around washing John's balls. We're going to Dan about what a man is. Yeah. A man. Let me tell you, that Ava has more testosterone than Dan does. He's not wrong about that.

He's a little judgy, but I kind of like him. now. Yeah, he's just hating on Dan this whole fucking time. It's amazing. It almost seems like, I don't know, I don't even know how to deal with him. It's very, very sloppy. Let's check out clip 10. Oh,

here we go. I'm going to get worked up again, guys. I'm sorry, but watching this fucking retard really does it to me. This $2. Look, first of all, look at that fucking face.

I mean... Which was? That round, and there's stupid sunglasses and that creepy mustache. Still impossible to tell which one, actually, even when the sunglasses is coming. All right, so my 11, Rob Saul is going to. I love that, like, Rob Saul thinks he's hot now. Yeah. He detoxes for 45 days.

He's just like, I'm like the hottest guy on the temple first now. I'm going to make fun of everyone else. It's hot boy summer for Rob Sol. Yeah, I know. I think I might be a fan now. Oh, well, then there you go. Let me just tell. Okay, so the next clip, he is going to do an impressive.

of $2, Dan. And he is not going to actually, like, send SWAT teams to somebody's house, but he is going to pretend that he's licking... He's looking... He's not going to do that. Shut up. But he is going to pretend

that he's licking John's balls. Okay. Yes, sir. Yes, John. Shall I lick your royal balls while you talk about Rob? And all you've done for him. Calling him a dog didler,

and I repeatedly defended him. him every step of the way. And when he had a... Look at Dan nodding. Oh, my God. Might as well just put Stuttering John's dick there where you can fucking bob on it. That's not a bad coppers. It is a good visual.

I'll give him that. I like that Rob Sol, straight from the man himself, he's just saying, you know, Dan sucks cock. It's great. Rob Sal is going to give us a summary of Dan in our last clip here. It's spineless. It's the easy. easy way out.

It's not what a man, a real man doesn't do that. That's, that's a fucking... Oh, Dan, look, look, look what we have here. A real man. Wearing a hat, sunglasses to cover his fucking cross-eyed, cross-eyes, excuse me. This fucking creepy pito stash, a set of tits, and an ugly wife, and stuttering John's cock in his mouth.

Ladies and gentlemen, a real man. Give it up for Dan. folks. I think that's an AI propped. A real man. I think you get an accurate photo with that AI prompt.

A real man. A real man. It's truly incredible. I do have one more, if you don't mind. Yeah. All right. We're just going to check out

that bonus clip that I have there. Hackomania is a fucking failure. You guys all suck. Here's the deal. Here's what you need to know. I can stop sharing that. There's nothing going on. Hacomania's dad.

Hackamani is a failure. Yeah. That sucks. Obviously, look around. This is how we find out. God. Damn it. Lucy had to bring that clip and make us look bad. I know.

It's not disappointing. It was the sunglasses and the hat. What the fuck is corky doing? Does anyone understand this bit? No. It's not good. There's not going to be a payoff that's worth any of this. Carl, you brought up a great point the other day on WATP,

which was that he is still searching for what he was able to do in the ONA for us. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He needs that so badly and he can't have it. That's why I keep saying things like silent majority and people are coming around on this. He's like hoping so bad. It's like, hey, can we all like start? Shulian Carl now, please, please?

You listen to the words that he says? Yeah, yeah, you pulled the clips. I paid attention. I wanted to have a conversation with you in our tourism. I'm just distracted by his El Mariachi era that he's clearly entered here. Just a sweet stash, like Rob pointed out. That's for me. Well, thank you very much.

Lucy Typebox's fantastic presentation. It sounds like you stirred some things up for $2 corky and made his life a little bit more difficult. So well done on that. At this time, I'd like to bring up Vinnie Paulino. Let's get Vinny up here. He's been working on some shit for us. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

I got a spy report. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vin. You want to laugh? I love laughing. Okay, so you know how you were looking for Grillo earlier? I found Grillo earlier. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

And you were like, hey, you're here? He's here, but he's not in here. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. So for like the last two hours. It costs money to be in here. Right. Yeah. Because he was trying to get in for the last two hours.

Okay. And Melton told him to buy a ticket. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. And Scarlett Hampton is taking pictures with people by the bathroom later. Oh, just taking pictures by the bathroom? Is that how Scarlethampton's doing? Possibly in the bathroom, Vinny?

Story I heard. Interesting. Yeah, we're having a good time. So hold a second. Grillo. I don't know if you guys know about this, but Grill was trying to compete with Hackamania at Planet, no, the Hard Rock Cafe.

There was like some like Legends of Rock, rock concert with like fake tribute acts. And it's like, I could get you a deal. I can't do a grill impression. But he was trying to get people in there for like 75 bucks to compete with Hackamania. And now he's here trying to get it for free? Yeah.

The nerve. The nerve on this man. Well, that's a great spy report. Thank you. You're welcome. Glad to be back. Glad to be here. So I had to be here.

you checking out Scorch because you know Scorch is back with his 575th rendition of his show Now what I watched is labeled episode two and I love this opener and I really want to make sure everybody sees this intro it's beautiful It's this cool new

like after effects that goes to do his old standard definition television logo of the exact same thing again in letterbox right Well, that's retarded.

Four by three. So, yeah, as you can see, things don't really change over there. Hey, hey, what it is. Scorch is here. And this is Scorch's PFGTV, the podcast. That's right. Never. Has there been such a great invention since television out of podcast, since Opie Radio on a podcast.

Good thinking, Scorch. I hate, I just, I know that we've covered Scorch and stuff. And like, we always make fun of how he always shifts gears. Yeah. But I'm very proud of him because I think he finally found a focus, Carl. Music, he loves it. Listen to this. He's got an idea.

Hey, hey, hey, what it is. Scorch is here. And this is Scorch's PFGTV, the podcast. You know, I decided after a couple episodes, I want to change things around a little bit. I'm really going to concentrate. this podcast on music stuff, new releases, music news,

information about bands, a bunch of other things that have to do with music, including music videos. This fucking sucks, man. So we made fun of him, and we made fun of him and I think of like 15 other podcasts. And then he's just like, I should stop do this stuff that sucks. Damn it!

Episode two, he's like, we've done a couple of episodes that we've got to chase things up. No, you've done one episode. Correct, right. fucking asshole. Correct. So I really like how he is explaining to everybody what he wants to do.

He wants you to send him your video. So this is my technical clip two. Sorry. Remember, if you are in an independent band or if you're a signed band and you want to get your stuff out to the masses, just I'll give you an email address in a little while and you'll send your stuff.

Teasing the email address? This guy teases everything. Definitely don't give the email address right now. I'll do it a little while. Sing around. You know, if you said... I'm here to promote your music.

If you think it's good enough to be seen, I'll play it on Scorch's PFG TV, the podcast. Scorch, you're not a kingmaker. You have 39 views on this episode. But don't you want your band to reach the masses? Don't you think this could be the boost in the arm the isotopes need, Carl?

What's he talking about? Actually, yeah, I do. I will send an isotopes video. I definitely will do that. I definitely will do that. No, I'm not going to bore you guys with watching the music. that he picked, but it's all from

like Scandinavia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's from some, I think it's like interloop or something records. It's like this one record company that I guess let him play their music and it's terrible. But again, the focus is music but he wants everybody to know

that this is news, this is information, this is where you want to go to learn about things but before he does that, he wants you to remember that you have to own the right to the music. Sorry. That's my band at gmail.com. I need video, and it has to be good quality

with good video and good audio. Also, you have to own the rights to the music because I ain't going to get sued because I'm featuring your bands, plain and simple. You're not going to get sued. There's no buddy. He's covering his ass, Carl. What the fuck's he talking about? He's covering his ass because his audience doesn't want to be confused.

He doesn't want to get in trouble for putting his stuff out there to such a giant audience, Carl. Sony Records is like, all right, what's the deal with the lawsuit against Scorch? 48 people listen to my band's song for free. Well, he's having fun with the listeners too, Carl. Okay, good. So what he did is he asked everybody on his Facebook to let them know the first concert they went to without their parents.

Jeff in Wisconsin says Ted Nugent in 1977. He was 18 years old. Jeff was not dead. I was just talking to somebody about Ted Nugent the other day. One of the best live shows ever. Ted Nugent, Double Live Gonso is just an amazing album.

If you are younger and you don't know about it, ask your parents, maybe even your grandparents were crazy. What's the thing is watching this? By now. By now. Wang Dang, boom tang. They didn't do.

Great shit. If you don't know an album from the 7th, ask your parents or Google it? You just listen to Uncle Scorch and you go talk to your parents and grandparents, kids. What a fucking door to you is. And it's a hot tag. Ted Nugent, hell of a guitar player. Thank you,

Scorch. Scorch is for the kids, Carl, is what we learned here. He's for the kids. Good to know. Now, because he's for the kids, he's going to talk about the hot new concert this summer. This is the information, the news. And we're going to start off with Coachella. Now, Coachella

this year is weird because Sabrina Carpenter is a headliner. She's a little, you know, she's kind of cute a little thing, but Justin Bieber's headlining one day. Carol G. Maybe it's because I'm 170 years old, but

who the fuck is Carol G? I don't know. Coachella is April 10th through the 12th and then the 17th. In Indian California. Sounds like a bunch of dorks, yeah. Dorkfest. Why does he have in her ear

headphones, by the way. What does he need? Is it for playing the videos? No. I don't understand why he has those. No, it's because his brains leak out of his ears. No problem. That makes sense. I like to promote Coachella. Festival with All Artis he hates

or doesn't know. And by the way, it's April 10th through the 12. Like, cool. Sabrina Carpenter, I'd fuck her, but whatever. So I pulled one more clip because remember that cool intro? Yeah. Watch him, you saw the cool intro.

Watch him nail the landing by not properly triggering the cool intro that he wants to play again. Okay, subscribe and follow. And we will see you next time on this right here. Peace. He made a stupid Rod Berman face at the camera. Like, he stuck his head in. Oh, he scorches a treasure. He made a stupid Rod Berman face.

You mean a Ron Berman face. I sure do. Yeah, okay. That's exactly what I mean. Story checks out. You were also checking out, you know, Joe Madderese started up a podcast again. I was hoping that Anthony'd still be up here for this because their buddies go way back. But Joe Maddery's tried a lot of different iterations of his podcast.

And recently he's got this really good idea where him and his two buddies sit in his one friend's pizza restaurant and talk about the good old days. Well, Carl, I don't think that lasted long because we're on episode three and they're in a studio already. No. Yeah, I don't think. great concepts. Yeah, I don't think they're in the pizza. I wanted to know how the Calzone's were at that place. I don't think you're going to find out my friend.

What was it called three friends, one booth? Booth, yeah, okay. Sound booth, amen. So hold on a second. I want everybody to understand something. Joe is kind of being adventurous of the way he starts this off. It's not the way you traditionally start a podcast. It's almost like in mid-thought, and it's a little different.

Okay. You mother's ass. I did a whole post once about, what is your favorite curse word when you're pissed? And I was shoveling and it was all ice, you know, one of those or you can't get under the snow. And I decided that my favorite curse when I'm really pissed off is your mother's ass. What's yours? Now, coincidentally, it's also your mother's ass, Joe. Go fuck yourself.

So I did not pull that many clips of this. You're welcome, everybody. But you never wonder, like, you sit in your car and you hear drive time radio, and then there's the people who are calling in, and the people that are legitimately calling in to answer the dumb questions. Joe found one and put him in the studio. I don't know who this guy is, but watch his fucking answer to this. It's so enthusiastic.

It's like a, just a yokel. Jackass. Jackass. Ever since Happy Gilmore. Jackass. The fast you say it, the more it becomes one word, the funnier it is. You'll call yourself jackass when you fuck up.

Oh, yeah, Jack, everybody's a Jackass. The whole world's a jackass. I'm a jackass. You're a jackass too. All right, I'll explain to you who this guy is. All right. This is Joe's friend from childhood, because Joe hasn't made friends in adulthood,

who happens to own the company that gives him the microphones and video cameras. Oh. Okay, that makes sense now. Well, I have to say this. I fucking can't stand smile talkers. Who can, Vinny? Who can? This guy is like, it's jackass.

My favorite thing is jackass? You know, I kind of like this guy, actually, now I think about it. Why does he have opioids? He does have opioids. Those things are slammed fucking shut. People say I'm squitty-eye. Jesus. Someone who need sunglasses.

Poor guy. And a hat. So watch the smooth transition from. He says ever since Happy Gilmore was Jackass. This is Joe is a perfect podcaster. Well, that's perfect that you said it's from Happy Gilmore. Because that was what I wanted to talk about right at the top here is can you remember when cable first came to your house? when you first got cable.

Yeah. What year you think? What was the first movie on HBO in 1979? Middle school. Middle school. Yeah, because I remember I became good friends with a kid named Mike Davis, and he lived around a block from my house.

And I remember that stink imprison, the box, that wooden box with a cable, though it was never long enough. And then you were trying, every thing, you hit that stick a button, that click, click, click, click, click. And the best part... Hibbidge Favrege Fah remembers.

How miserable. do you have to be in your life that you're excited about talking about something that happened 48 years ago and that makes you happy I remember what the fuck Carl I only clipped four clips of Joe Matterese again you're welcome thank you and this one uh is where I tapped out and you'll probably see why I wasn't the only one now I had an uncle you you met him my uncle chick do you remember my uncle chick the big guy who clean pools yes well I don't know how he did it but he would climb the pole and he would pull that

this is how we got the free channel he would pull some sort of like sensor or whatever was in like a little box at the top of the pole he knew how to pull that out and it made you get all the channels and not only was he happy that he got all the channels he ran a wire from his house

to his neighbor's house because he was buddies with the guy and he gave him all the free channels that he got from his house then he came over to our house and he did the same thing Did you have any of that where someone climbed the pole? No, see, Joe, I was from Cherry Hill on the east side, and we paid for things. It was kind of cool.

So at the end, he just completely no-cells Joe after the whole fucking thing of that. And I was like, I can't watch any more of this. And I just want you all to know that I put that together while I was sitting in the back when you were all looking at people's poop. That's smart. That's a better use of your time, I will tell you. Yeah, you guys were watching that shit. I was watching this shit.

Actually, that's not what I was watching. I wasn't watching the poop video. I was watching this. That's for Dabletown USA's, which is, I think, the whole weekend so far. So Vince the Lawyer, enjoy that.

I have other videos, too. We'll save those for this little piggy. They're always fun. So I went and actually checked out an entire episode of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Why? And I will play you only one clip

because I do not want to frustrate people that much. and have to go through what I went through with Tom Myers. He has his podcast. It's finally back for another season. It's been a long time. It's been off for over four months. And he's finally back.

And he starts off his monologue with the longest monologue joke ever. I know you're shocked. Hello. And welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. It's not exactly overstating it to say a lot has happened since we were last with you guys. Donald Trump posted on his truth social. on Easter, that he would bomb Iran's infrastructure on Tuesday, which is actually the very day we're recording

if they didn't open the Strait of Hormuz. Just before we started recording tonight, he said he would postpone it for, well, five days when I tried to finish writing the script. Now it's two weeks. Who knows? He could change his mind again, and this could be the very first episode.

ever to be recorded, but never released because we're all dead. Oh, my God. It took a long time, but Tom, you finally got there. Good job, sir. You know what I'm going to give him credit for something here? What? He referred to that as a script and not a joke. That's growth. It's growth. Yeah, that's true. I'm proud of him for knowing that was not a joke.

I like that something changed in politics, and he's like, ah, but I already wrote this thing, so I've got to see the thing that I already wrote, even though it is inaccurate now because something is changed. Like, Jesus fucking Christ, Tom, it doesn't matter. Get to the joke. Oh, there is no joke. It's too bad that Tuesday is the only day during the week he could have recorded this show. That's true.

He could not have waited one more day. It's unfortunate. Oh, is Jeff Heisen busy on Wednesday? He's a grandfather now, so yeah, he's very busy. Oh, good. So I won't play any more of Tom Myers. The podcast came out April 9th. It has 39 views.

It's called Armageddon Delayed for now. I'm sure it's a laugh riot. Check that out. Where's that can of gas? I tasked you with something. I noticed there's a lot of streamers here at Hackamania. I'm standing around talking all these people I see on YouTube on a daily basis, and they're all here. So I figure they're probably streaming while they're here from their hotel rooms or the pink box or whatever the fuck's going on, right?

Yeah. There's a number of people who have streamed from their hotel room, and they've actually take other streamers' schedules into consideration. The first one that I want to talk about is Penny and the Big Dork. Yeah. Ooh. Maybe in here right now. They made sure that they went early so they didn't compete against Echo Pineapple. But their first, so the clip number one, they do notice that like, oh, it's like 10.30 in the morning.

It's a low view count, but they think there might be a reason. Yeah, a little lackluster on the viewers right now. But that's okay. That's okay. I know Chad just went live, I believe. So, um, Probably cutting up everything that's going on here. Yeah, yeah, he's probably,

he's got, he's got his FOMO going on. And so the only way to deal with that is to, uh, talk shit, you know, that's, it's like he saw it, except for the part where she said, oh, he's probably, you know, clipping it up and, you know, delivering content on it. I mean, I don't know if you've ever seen Chad's show, but, uh, we did get a good look at it earlier. Now, there were a lot of big names from throughout the Dabalverse.

Uh, clip three features. an interaction with one of the biggest names that's here, Quadfather. And of course, Penny was so worried, how's Quad going to get in to see the show? How's Quad getting? And I pointed to where he was going to get in. And, you know, when he wanted to come in, because he didn't, you know, you like your shows,

you know, you don't like other shows. So he rolled right in for the comedy show. So it was funny. I was out talking to him when I was leaving, trying to talk him in to go to dance with me. And he was like, no, I don't think. I don't think so. Yeah, no, I don't think so. And a real tall pretty girl in the dress with no back. She's like, oh, my God, how are you going to get in there? And he's like, well, I'm just going to, I'm just going to back up to the steps.

Bonnie hop up? Yeah, you know, right. So I explained to her then how he was going to get in there. For a funnier version of that, though, I do have a, my four is a still photo of a tweet from Quad that I think a lot of people were talking about yesterday. Oh, hold on a second. My computer's decided that a tweet from Quad is too much. Yeah, that's my fault. I should never have sent such a thing. Not funny when it happens to you, now is it, Carl. It's less funny what it happens to me.

That is true. It turns out that it wants more lesbian porn. There it is. Oh, there we go. So he's upset that there's a staircase, and he said that he's going to have an ADA lawsuit coming to Melton. Oh, no. but he did make his way in here.

We all saw him. There's a ramp. Can I say something I know it's been said before. It's probably controversial to some degree. But I saw Quad Father when I first got here, and I walked over and said hi, and I fist bumped him. Shouldn't he be Tri-Father? That right arm seems to be doing a lot of different things, doesn't it?

Is anyone out? No? All right. I knew you wouldn't come with me on that one, but I went for it anyway. I thought he was a nice guy. We were chatting. Yeah, I had a great time talking to Quatt. That's not the point.

Saying he's lying. I would just like to point out, Quad, bro, don't sue Melton. You would sue the casino. Yes. Although Milton might have more money. Take some of your accommodations. So some of the other big names that are here

will be referred to in the clip five. Dave, Sarah, Granny. And we saw Tommy Jordan earlier. And she's got a, Penny's got a wild story. about some shenanigans Tommy Jordan, Granny and Dave Sarah were up to. You know, you know, Tommy's a bigger dude. Probably on my height, but he's a bigger dude.

And, you know, Granny's like this big. What are you trying to say husky? Youth medium husky, get it right. And she was picking him up and, like, throwing him on the bed. Jesus. Now, Granny hopped line in front of us last night. That hair ain't been brushed in a month, and it ain't been washed in six.

Okay, so. I would love to. Yeah, that's Penny said that. Granny, I don't have those thoughts at all. I want Granny to know if he ever sees this. That was Penny who said that. I don't even have an opinion. Anyway, she'll finish on what she saw.

The long and short of it is, Granny was in there, and Tommy, for some reason, felt the need to toss Granny around. It was thrown him on the bed. It was very strange to watch. And Dave Sarah's kind of in the back there. At one point...

Dave's in the back one like this. I ain't going to say what it looked like, but at one point it looked like. Very, very odd. All the season. It's terrible. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So spy report, Dave Sarah likes the nose candy. I know, Patty. Geez, he's trying to keep another DL. What the fuck? It's your problem. Now he's not going to share. I've got one more clip from them,

and Penny talks about in my clip seven, what it's like to meet the great Patrick Melton. The hunchback of Notre Dame. When the Atlantic City thing happened when it was freezing cold, back with Super Bowl Sunday or whatever, and we watched all that stuff from Atlantic City. Like, you all put on there, like, what a big slob and nasty that Melton was. I didn't, he didn't appear that way to me. He didn't appear like a nasty slob.

Who? Melton. Melton. I was very surprised at Melton in person. I mean, you know, all the, all the jokes are all just, everything's kind of blown out, you know, all blown out proportion. Yeah, he's a big dude. Patrick is the same kind of compliments that I get. He's actually not that gross-looking in person.

I wanted to let Patrick know he can rest easy tonight knowing that when people meet you in person, you're not that horrifying. You're almost human. Right, right. Like, I do it'd be a monster. He is, but, you know, as far as monsters go. Yay, Patrick.

It's not that bad. Yay. Let's move it over to the great Echle pineapple. Echle pineapples here? the fuck? Yeah, and he was streaming well, I was going to say from his room, but for some reason it was from Annie's room,

and he's got a collection of names that we all know. American Cupcake, Spurge, our friend Annie will show up, but apparently, I didn't know this. American Cupcake is friends with Grillo, who is not here in the room, but let's take a look at him on the screen. Grillo wants to know what these events are like. Clip 9.

When you get to an event like this, is there anybody that wants to be throwing down, like, you know, or, Do you just put everything aside and go, okay, that's for the air. And now we're in a room we're going to be nice to each other, or you just don't talk? It's just a love fest, yeah. Yeah, I think everybody here is fine. I think they're about free people who are just, like, taking photos, and that's about it.

Like, trying to be sneaky and that. And you know who they are. They're the same kind of people in the, you know, discords and chats. The girl comes up like such a pussy. He's like, but what if you see your shadow? You get spooked, though, right? He looks like he's ready to get his ass kicked at any second. Does my shadow have a ticket?

It's a variation on one of John's favorite questions. So, you punch in? He wants to know if there's any fighting going on. He also wants to know, in my clip 10, Gorilla wants to know, what is Anthony Coomia doing here? I did. The answer is a blackjack.

He's King PDF. Okay. Yeah. Okay. We bring their children to him. He's also hilarious and entertaining. Yeah. I know.

I know. He just texted me for a little while. There you go. There you go. Great. Breaking news. We've got a new show, Coomia and Grillo. He's actually really nice. I felt bad because when my book first came out,

I was one of the first guests on his ABC show. Where can people find your book? On Amazon. And cupcakes back pocket. What is the book called so people can find it? Gorilla parts. I have one here if you want one. Not really.

Thank you very much. Which is why I let it go on because it's a nice work by Echo Piedel. No, not really. I thought that ECHO is here in Vegas, but he's obviously at a beach somewhere? No, it's one of the beaches of Vegas. You haven't gotten out of the Fremont Street area. That's true. That is true.

And the last clip I'm going to share from this is the clip 11. This is a really meta moment. Annie, on that stream, shouts out this moment right here. Oh, wow. Tonight. And one of these segments, spoiler, is covering the people who are streaming here at Hackamania. of going downstairs and hanging out with people. Yes, loses. So they're probably going to make fun

of us for sitting here instead of downstairs. Yes. Hi, Christian Blatt. Hi, Annie. Hey, Annie. Very madden. Well, thank you, Christian, for keeping an eye on those things. And Vinnie, thank you very much, my friend.

Thank you. Listen, before I leave two very fast things, join us tomorrow at 4 o'clock where we watch Carl zip down, zip line down Fremont Street in a kilt. We're going to have a great time. If you're not winning a ton of money in that tournament, join us out there. We're going to watch them.

And then I'm going to go all inside and watch this little piggy. It's going to be a blast. And also, my appearance side is brought to you by my good friends at the brand new comic book, Super Killers. Ah, Super Killers. Yes, Super Killers. It's a great product that looks fantastic. I can't wait to get my copy. Excellent.

Thank you very much, many. Thank you, Christian Blatt. You know, at this time, I would like to bring up our review girls. We have Megan here. We have Annie here. and we have Is It Gay is coming up

and I just realized I played my Stinger off of Streamyards I don't have my stinger set up but if Adam's still in the house we gotta get Adam Bush back up here as well

Seems kind of gay Welcome welcome welcome So we have a very special visual version of Is It Gay? Megan working hard at this All right

If you guys don't know how this is played, we watch Aaron Imhol set up a topic, and Aaron Himmelt lacks creativity and a sense of humor. And so when he tries to make a joke, he just calls things gay. And he thinks that that is a joke. And so Megan's put together some choice clips for us here. We have to figure out whether he's going to call something gay or not. Each round is worth one point, and then we have a final round worth three points. Without further ado, let's find out if it is gay. Johnny Mars says TSN got another strike.

Did they? Well, I mean, all of those dabbleverse places are going to keep getting strikes because they do dog shit programs. If you do dog shit shows where all you do is go, look at this guy. Isn't this guy stupid? Are dabbleverse shows gay? Carl. Devilverse shows are gay, Megan. Annie?

I didn't know Aaron watched my show. Gay. Adam I'm going gay Chris gay all right everyone's got gay

you know what we have an extra game does anyone in the audience want to play along with us do a volunteer Megan can you bring

your gay stick to someone or actually Jen's going to do this for us your gay stick is that the right term for this your gay stick

okay all right I assume whoever's playing this one is picking gay for this round? It seems like that is the consensus gay. All right. Let's find out. Is it gay?

And meanwhile, you all look retarded. You all are dumb. You're all gay. Oh, yeah. He got there. Sometimes it ends up retarded. Misdirect. Yes. Not that time. Thank God. All right. Everyone's on the board in round one. That's exciting.

Going to round two. And Megan, how far back are you going with these clips. Are you finding that Aaron has cut back on how often he's calling things gay or if we not change his behavior in any way? You know, I feel like he's doubled down recently. I do too.

Even though he said it's satanic and demonic to call things gay, he's still saying it way more often. Yeah, because I pull stuff for this little piggy and he calls stuff gay more often now. Yeah. It's almost like he's bad at this. It's almost like he wants us to keep going.

All you're doing is getting a reaction out of me to address how despicable you truly are. I will say this. I empathize with Stephen A. Because there are people that, like, again, it's that Melton Campa car. I trigger the shit out of them all the time. I'll mention them a little.

Now let's take little digs. And then they'll play it and talk about it for six hours and not understand, guys, that's me winning. I'm driving you fucking insane. And I'm showing that you have no content. So I do feel Stephen A on that one. Like, I'm just bringing you guys up to make you dance to my shit.

Like, that's all it is. But, and... Is this little piggy gay? Chris? Not gay. Adam? Even though it was a very just-do-it delivery, I think he's going to go with not gay.

You got to show your side, Adam. She wasn't playing arts and crafts on weekend for nothing. Not gay, Carl. Yeah, I think it's going to be stupid. I'm going to go not gay on this one. Audience member? Not gay. What's your name, sir? Aaron.

Aaron. Aaron says not gay. We all have not gay on this one. And by the way, thank you. And that show is not good. It's going down, too. Eventually, we'll probably get sick of it. Wait, Aaron's out in the audience over there?

Wait, he's going to know the answers. that's not fair i thought he had an hr-o all right we all got that one so uh perfect scores so far all around um do you make these games easier for the live shows megan is that the strategy here this is the dabble verse hackomania edition oh these are all related to dabble verse yes i like it i like the theme all right round three uh honky says keiki fried egg tits equals david chandler oh i would hope not i would hope that's not david chandler because if so then since the last time i they went down a really dark road. If that is David Chandler,

then that would mean that they basically went into that dabbled verse so deep that they basically just became a shattered husk. That's no good. That would make me sad. And it would also make me right again. I said, the deeper you go down into that world of sad, pathetic people,

you're not going to make, you're not going to ascend it. Is it gay to descend deep into the world of sad, pathetic people known as the Dabbleverse? Can I just point out, Aaron's taking this way too seriously. This is how I make my living. I would never think this much about it. I'm going to say this is gay.

Gay? Annie. It has to be gay, right? Seems gay. Adam. Chris. Not gay? Knock, knock, who's there gay?

Aaron in the audience. There it is. All right. There's a good. All right. Let's find out. You're going to become sad and pathetic yourself. So I hope that's...

I crossed my fingers. Who picked up a point on that one? Adam. Well done, my friend. Adam takes the lead. I'm so bad at this sometimes. I think I get it, and then I'm completely wrong. You know what it is?

You were so good at first. And we all looked at you and went like, well, obviously, Andy's going to know what's gay and what's not gay? I think we put too much pressure on you at that point. So round four. Middle of the night, she leaves him. And they were fighting. And Mersh admits, listen to this.

He admits during a stream while he's completely obliterated that he was punching holes in his wall in his apartment. Now, first of all, he was saying it like he's some kind of tough guy. First of all, I hung sheetrock this weekend with my neighbor. Sheet Rock is not hard to punch a hole through. All right? Children can punch a hole through. a hole through some sheet rock.

But first of all, being 45, 50 years old and saying that you're punching holes in the wall because you and your girlfriend are fighting? Is it gay to punch holes in the wall when fighting with your girlfriend as an older man? Chris. I'm going gay. Adam. I feel gay. Annie?

Not gay. Oh. Carl? I think it's gay. Aaron, what say you? I trade gay. All right. Andy's trying to steal a point on this one.

Bro. That's about the gayest. Like, once you're 21, that should be over. Getting to play with your girlfriend is really gay. So true. All right. We are through four rounds. This is our fifth round.

Again, worth one point. If you're playing along at home, we don't care. I mean, you hope we're doing great. Uh, by the way, Graham Wellington is like, the J.T. The Watcher is on. I don't know what the fuck a J.T. the Watcher is. Nor should you. Nor should you, Aaron. But I don't think it's going to help his five-person viewer count. I'm just guessing what his viewer count is. I could be being generous. And now everyone in the chat is going,

what's J.T. the watcher? That is the correct answer. And it also means Graham Wellington is gone, baby. Okay, fuck it. What's next? Oh, we got another one. Can't stop, won't stop. Steeltoe minding its business. Doing the show. Did he just ban someone for making a JT to watcher reference?

Is that how Fitzkin this moron is? Yes. Jesus Christ, that's gay, but what are we going to say, Megan? I'm sorry. Does it need any of that gay? There was a clue in his setup. There was a clue. I think we knew where it was going.

Put my hand down on my trackpad. Gay! What were we going to say, Megan? Is it gay to be a fan of J.T. The Watcher? I mean, we were all going to get that one anyway, right? In its business, doing the show, doesn't need any of that gay community out there, and it just eats these guys alive that they have to come in the chat. By the way, there literally is a gay community.

Yeah, I mean? Like, that's very confusing. The devil versus, oh, whatever. All right, so what are the scores right now, producer Chris? So we're all picking up a point on that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I fucked out.

It's my fault. We would have gotten it. Adam is leading. Let's just say that. Okay, Adam's up by a point. I'm so proud. All right, this round, our final round, is worth three points.

It will not be gay or not gay. It'll be multi-choice options that Megam will let us know about. Final round. Oh, you know what? people outside of that dabble verse I'm the only person who will drop by once in a while

to make fun of it and even then my audience fucking hates it. Everybody outside of that world thinks it's the most disgusting, toxic, gay like every bad thing you can say about anything internet that's... It sounds like you're exaggerating.

It's not like hyperbole. It's what people outside of it think. So Sam Hyde doesn't want to be connected to it. It's kind of like people guilty pleasure, like, they'll be like, they want to, they laugh, they do it to laugh at everybody involved in it. The amazing thing, I've said this about the dabbled verse, is that time, reality, gravity, everything is inverted. Obviously, yeah.

We've all said it. What are our choices here, Mike? All right. What kind of inverted reality does Aaron believe we all live in? One, a photographic negative, two, a fun house mirror, or three, a prism. What do you think, Carl? All right, I think it's going to be a fun house mirror. Annie. Fun house mirror. Adam.

Rism. Chris. Shit. Fun house. What about Aaron? Everyone thinks it's a funhouse mirror. All right. Adam's got prism, which would make him

the ultimate winner for this live version of Is it Gay? So they're living in a fun house mirror where they think they're making fun of everyone. So Adam's the loser. After all of that. Please don't kill me, skinny chat. Thank you for playing along. Aaron, I have another game here. And I'm wondering if someone wants to join us, the return of to poke a

dabler, any volunteers to play to poke a dabbler with us? I can't see shit. What am I pretending I can say? All right. You. Yes. You got it. Come on up here.

And I'll let our friend Cardiff Electric. That's right. The Cardiff Electric will take it away. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hackamania. It's time for everyone's face. favorite new game show to poke a dabbler

what do you say ladies and gentlemen are you ready to poke a dabbler not be dabbler don't I'll fucking poke him now I apologize

to some of the ladies because I know my hair doesn't look as good as it normally does I have a reason for it because I can't do my normal way I do it with the both hands can only only do with one hand.

So I apologize to all my lady friends that are watching. I'm shocked you as another stylist. I know. I know. I know Lucy typebacks are somewhere watching me trying out a new dildo. She's watching him

trying out a new dildo. Wow. He knows you so well. He knows he knows about you know yourself. but I mean I'm sorry this is the best I could do with one hand skull lemonade by the way

how the fuck would having a second hand do anything for styling I'm so confused by this what is he doing what is he doing? What happened was what is he doing? I got the money I got the money I got the money

for the movie and right around the time that I went with her as a manager. So as soon as, you know, so I um, you know, so she just walked and shit. That's why my producer said to her,

do you realize that you just stepped on the fucking, that you just fucked, you know, that you fucking what did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one. Just walked. into a mindfield of shit.

He shot yourself in the foot to spite your face. Next. You fucked up. Four, betrayed the golden goose. And lastly, drew a target on your own back to poke. A dabbler. All right, I'm going to let our guests go first. What's your name, sir?

I'm Pete, and I'm going to go number one. Just walked into a mind field of shit. A mind field of shit. I'm going to go with lastly, drew a target on your own back. What say you, Eddie? Next, you fucking, you fucked up. That's pretty good. Megan?

I'm going to go with one. You walked into a minefield, okay. What do you got, Adam? I'm going lastly, drew a target on your own back. Producer Chris? I just wanted to be B. Yeah, I know. I would be the best.

All right, what do you guys think? Everyone shouted out at the count of three. One, two, three. Yep, you're right. Here we go. You know, so if she just walked and shit, that's why my producer said to her, do you realize that you just stepped on the fucking,

that you just fucked, you know, that you fucking just betrayed the goal. Oh, shit. God damn it. Curtis good at this game. Cardiff. Wow. We're all losers.

Because she's, she's incapable of telling the truth. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Have fun out there, Hackamania. See you next time. Sit, Eugene. Sit. Good dog.

Thank you very much, Cardiff, for putting that together. It's been too long. I want to thank all of you guys for coming out to Hackamania. I know you're not just here to see us, but I appreciate you guys supporting this event and all of these podcasts and being part of this dumb dabbleverse or whatever we're doing these days. I have a blast doing it,

and I love going out to these shows and hanging out with everybody. So we'll be around after. And, of course, tomorrow I'll be zip lining and a kilt. This little piggy. We're going to watch a puppet show or some shit. Tomorrow night. So that's going to be a lot of fun.

Really looking forward to spending the next couple nights here in Las Vegas. Is Hannah still here? Hannah, our review girl, she's been hanging out. I wanted to acknowledge Hannah. So good to see her back in the fold.

And I really want to thank all the people who were part of the show with me tonight. Of course, producer Chris, my right hand man. Adam Bush, my co-hosts every single Wednesday. Our review girls, we have Megan, we have Annie, Jenny Jingles, thanks to Lucy Tightbox,

thanks to Trucker Andy, thanks to Christian Blatt, big ups to Anthony Coomia, and of course Vinnie Paulino, and, I appreciate all you guys for coming out and being here. And we will catch you next time. I'm WATB.