Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep718 - Club Random w/Andy Dick, Stuttering John, Opie, KarmicX, Tom Myers

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

Bill Maher had Andy Dick on his show and had to explain to him that his career is over. Andy was apparently the last to know. He’s trying though, he even wrote some limericks to read on Bill’s show.  KarmicX was totally sperging out over Hackamania and the shows that actually prepare content. Tom Myers was off for over four months and spent that time writing zero jokes as evidenced by this recent monologue. Opie and Ron made a new friend who has been in the comedy scene for decades but doesn’t appear to know anything about Opie. Stuttering John has his most pathetic glory days walk down memory lane yet. Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and “Opie or Burr.” We finish up with reviews, comments, and your voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/9-eyQQbgYpA Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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megan and an ear here for a round of is it gay and opi or bur we have your review views and voicemails. But first, Bill Maher had a sober Andy Dick on a show, and apparently Andy's the only one who doesn't know his career is over. So it's fun when our buddy Bill Meyer gets to explain that to Andy Dick, and this is right out of the gate on their episode from this week. You know, when you were there, you were one of the best, as far as, like, a comic actor. I don't like talking in the past, like was one of the, you know, I still feel like I am. Well, then do something now. I'm trying. Yeah. Brutal

He started out Just like Dude you were one of the best comedic actors Like no no I am one of the best I don't know You haven't done anything In a very long time Andy's like oh well

Yeah You said that Andy's sober now So Andy Odeed in December And died On the sidewalk And then they revived him And he hasn't done drugs since Came back as a school boy

As we see Yes You didn't know that story I mean I know he's been problematic for a long time, but I didn't know that he recently died, came back, and is now sober. I know he's claimed to be sober many, many times, but then he married to Lisa Jordana, so we knew he was still fucked up.

That's a very good point. No, he has not done drugs. I actually believe him on this one. He's got this film crew following him around. So for six years, there's been this film crew following him around, and they're filming some kind of Andy on wild drug bender docu series that I can't wait to watch after Andy passes away it's going to be very fun I'll pop the popcorn come on over okay it's going to be great but in Andy's mind he's like I'm still in show business these guys are following me around my

OD on fentanyl you're like well okay yeah like Studdery Johns in show business also right yeah it's a guy if you say so it's fine but uh it's funny you know Bill Marr you know he's talking about auditioning for roles and getting back into it. And then Andy remembers like, oh wait, wait, wait, a second. Actually, I do have something coming on. But that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about get a part.

Oh, okay. Do what you do. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I agree. I agree. Well, I've been talking to Pauli Shore about doing in the... That was my first big fucking studio movie, really big movie in the Army now. You remember that? You forgot. It's so long ago. Of course.

But it was Polly Shore and I thought, what if we did in the Army now again? That's what it's called In the Army Now Again This is hilarious It reminds me we covered a Stephen Baldwin show One bad movie Where he had Polly Shore on

And they talked at length about creating Biodome 2 They had AI write the The overview of it They started writing out scripts with it And acting it out Like no one's looking for Polly Shore To reboot his career

And these other has been It was like, yeah, I'm talking to Polly Shore. We're probably going to start making a bunch of movies together. Well, we checked in on Pauly Shore in his Vegas residency. I missed that. I miss that show. Yeah. And I know that being checked out as part of his schick, but he was so checked out of his own thing.

He couldn't control his own show. Yeah. It was completely out of control. And that seems like a great environment for Andy to be in right now. Yes, yeah. Definitely. In the Army now again. He sounds like a comic who just moved to L.A.

Like the first week and is calling home and they're like, how's it going? They're like, I met Polly Shore. Right. I think we're going to work together. That's great, honey. Yeah, isn't that? That is why. Like, Andy Dick's been in the business for a very long time.

Obviously, news radio, but he's done a lot of movies. He was on the Ben Stiller show. He's, you know, he's done so many things. And the fact, just like, Polly Shore and I are talking about doing something. You're right. It sounds so amateur. It's like, oh, you ran into him at a party. and bent his ear for 10 minutes.

It would be good for someone who just got here. He died before he knew his career died. You can't. Not everyone can pull that off. So speaking of the Ben Stiller show, Bill goes like, and I remember you from the Ben Stiller show. It was brilliant.

You had Bob Odenkirk. Judd Apatow was a writer on that show. David Cross, of course, Janine Garofalo. And Andy says this. And you know, Jud Appetal. Of course. The head fucking writer. Yes.

And Jud Appetatel. Helming at all. So it was... And he and I... So I've had a falling out with all of those people. Yeah, I believe it. It's like, I've made so many great connections in Hollywood. Think about what Joe Appetalas becomes since that.

And Bob Odenkirk. It's a while, and they all hate my God. It turns out none of these people like me grabbing their junk. Right. Well, so we get to the bottom of why maybe he would have a falling out with all these A-list celebs. They don't want to touch me. I want to be, if I'm doing something I shouldn't be doing. It's about you've demonstrated a million times that you were a crazy drug addict.

That's what it's about. Let me tell you something. And what's the problem? I do love Andy. It's got a good sense of humor about it. That's great. But what I like about this interview is that, you know, we had Mattan Evans with Andy Dick and that was like a whole circus shit. Andy was getting wasted.

But Bill just like gives it to him straight. you know, he's not fucking around, he's not tiptoed around the fact. He's just like, yeah, you're a lunatic. No one would want to work with you. At some point, just like, I don't know how you'd get insurance to make a movie with you. Right. Yeah. That's be impossible.

You know, politicians go around door to door. They're like, I'm trying to take over the world, but I'm going to do that by door to door. The stories about Andy Dick, you cannot meet anyone in L.A. who hasn't been directly affected or knows someone that has the craziest fucking story about this guy. And they're all the same. He has personally turned off everyone that could ever give him work. All right. I've learned something about Adam.

It's been too long for me to figure this out. I'm kind of dumb. But I've learned that when he says a shit like that, he's got a story. What's your Eddie Dick story, Adam? It's not personal, but I've talked to too many people. I mean, I've seen him around. I've talked to people. And it's always just he grabbed me.

He came right up to me. He said the most outrageous thing. And then he went right for me. There's so many of them. You know what you never hear about Andy Dick? He fucked my wife. That's never the complaint about Andy Dick. That's not where he crosses anyone's boundaries.

Or he showed up on time or he wrote something or he's got a gig going on. Oh, he wrote stuff for Bill's show. That's a little teaser. He became prepared for this, which is, you know, this is what a sober Andy Dick does. So does it's prepared. But in this next clip, this is wild because the story is. And I remember he was on, I think Adam Crowe, not long after this happened, and I've seen him on a couple

of different shows talking about this. He was at a restaurant with this film crew that follows him around. And he wanted to get away from them because they don't encourage his drug use, I guess. And he's like, I see some people doing drugs there across the street. So he goes running over across the street

and takes a hit out of this crack pipe and ODs and dies right there on the sidewalk. And I'm not buying this story at all. And you know, by the way, I thought I was smoking pot on the, on the curb with people. But is this how your mind works?

Because you have been... I'm like, somebody was smoking out of a glass pipe. I said, is that pot? They said, yeah. But it wasn't, and they were strangers, and I smoked it, and it was fentanyl. It was fentanyl. And I promptly died. I'm sorry.

I smoked a little bit of pot my day. Never once have I mistaken a crack pipe for marijuana. I've never once been like, I wonder if that's marijuana or crack? Can't tell from beer. This whole time I have. haven't been lighten my bowl from the bottom. Yes. That's the whitest pot I've ever seen.

He's in a state where you can get it on every corner. There's no reason to run out of a place to go sit on a curb with some homeless people to smoke some pot. I think he's lying. I think he was excited to smoke some crack. I think that's what... If he's a liar, then why is he dressed like he's in Book of Mormon? Maybe he converted.

So after bragging about his five months of sobriety to Bill. and Bill's just like, well, if you're measuring it in months, let's not get, you know, it's like a nuts here. I think this is why Bill's going so hard at him because he's sober. Oh, he doesn't have a drug buddy. Right. This is like Rob's solid, Suttery John. I'll over again. Exactly.

So you think you're better than me? You think you better than me? Well, it's funny because Bill asks, like, do you think you'll be sober the rest of your life? You know, you've been sober since you OD'd and died temporarily. And this is Andy's answer to that. Well, yeah, I'm not. I do not, if you're asking, am I going to stay sober for the rest of my life? There's no fucking way.

And I would never want to be. Would you? No, but I don't take it to the... No, but I don't answer my question. No, but I don't die on the sidewalk. Okay, that was, it's called the fentanyl mishap. But it's not the... Have you ever had a mishap?

It's a fendal mishap. It's fun. Everyone gets one. Right. Yeah. So, apparently Bill's had, and this is to your point, Adam, Bill's had experience partying with Andy that left a sour taste in his mouth.

I know this just from my house. Do you remember that party where you left all that broken glass in the back? Yeah. And I didn't leave it. I threw a beer bottle, which is retarded. But it was into woods. There were tons of woods. I didn't even know it was your prop.

No, there were trees. like we all have trees in our yard. It looked like woods. You were tripping. I saw a little red dried. So what was in there? Woods, yeah. We were deep in the forest by my pool.

It seemed like it to me. In Bel Air. I love that Ayd even remembers that. Yeah. That's very impressive. It's refreshing. Yes, I know. We're so used to John going,

did I? Was that in me? He's so nice to hear like, oh, yeah, threw it in the woods. Yeah, I smashed some glass by your pool. I thought it was in the forest. I was tripping balls. What do you want from me?

By the pond. Right. Well, what I like about our buddy, Bill Maher, on this specific episode, is how compassionate he can be to Andy. I mean, matter what you do, people will care about you until the day you die on the sidewalk. No. No, not on the side. They have fun. So that's funny?

I almost died. And you'll laugh. See, this is the different. difference between Andy Dick. It's why we like Andy Dick. Because Andy's a comic. He's a real comic. Right.

Doesn't take himself so fucking seriously. So they start talking about Steve Allen. Because Andy goes, you know, Bill, you remind me of Steve Allen. And Bill goes, oh, yeah. I actually studied under him. We were good friends. I knew him pretty well. He was my mentor.

And so as they're talking about this, Andy Dick, who, you know, is fried a couple brain cells at his day. they're in Bill Mars. I don't know if it's his basement or whatever it is, you know, the studio that he has. And they have it purposely set up, so there's just cameras there, not camera men,

there aren't producers. He wants it to feel like, you're just having a conversation with me. We're just hanging out together. Just have a natural conversation. Andy all of a sudden thinks that he's on a talk show with a live studio audience. For people who don't remember,

I mean, I don't remember, he was the host of the Tonight Show. He was the original. It was like there was an audience. There's no one. You don't let anyone be in the, genius of this.

But I'm acting like there is. There's no one here. It's just us. It's frightening almost. That's good. Do you see that? He popped out of his chairs and are like going to the people. I know what?

Did you guys know about the CBA? Oh shit. Where'd everyone go? Yeah, right. Whoops. I guess that's, you know, he's used to be on talk shows or 15 years ago. Was used to being on talk shows. Exactly.

So it's muscle memory at this point. He's like, I'm having an entertainment conversation. I better address the audience. Yeah. It's funny. Andy doesn't know anything about Belmar, which is kind of surprising. I would think that these guys have been around for a very long time together running in similar circles. I believe Andy's even been on Bill's show politically incorrect back in the day.

So it's pretty wild that he asks this question. But you're not political, but you have political view. Well, I'm very political. Oh, you are. Okay. You've ever seen my show? Am I allowed to ask who you voted for? Who did you vote for?

Oh, God, you know nothing about me. I don't. Oh, that's so interesting. Because I'm not political because I'm like dumb politically. Because you're passed out on the sidewalk is why you're not political. That's why. There is someone here. Which is like my worst columns.

That is my worst demographic, by the way. Bill, are you political at all? What? What? It's going to order to people know who I am. Because of my politics and my political humor. And he's so out of it. even thinks. Now, if you guys know anything about Bill Maher, you know that he is an atheist,

he made a documentary about how religion is bullshit. And this is a wild question later on on the show. You, wait, wait, wait, wait, are you hardcore, uh, Catholic? I'm hard. You still, you, that's a lot of us because I'm on the show. But wait a minute, are you, do you go to church still? No, I'm a, the world's most famous atheist, you morrow. Oh, I forgot. Jesus. I know. My name. Amory is slipping. Do your research. Is that insane?

Are you a hardcore Catholic, Bill Barr? Yeah, yeah, I'm a church every Sunday. Not even softcore. Right. So, as I mentioned, for some reason, Andy Dick thought he needed to prepare material for this appearance. And so he has written some limericks. Yeah, I didn't see that one coming, did you?

He decided to write some limericks to share with Bill, and he bust went out here. Quickly. Okay. There was a man named Bill Marr. Quickly became quite the star. He was politically pointed and he drank and jointed. And had to trade in his car for a bar.

That's what. That one's okay. Wow. Didn't really stick the landing on that one, but you guys want to hear another Lerick from Langerie? I feel like Vegas beer sales, Jerry, should have sent him something better. Yeah, he doesn't have the writing staff of Ava Ditka behind him, so it makes it tough clearly.

Here's another libric that he busts out from his notebook that he wrote on his way over, by the way. Bill Maher knew the Andy Dick dance and asked him on his show by chance while Bill drank and smoked. Andy just joked and surprisingly never took it out of his pants. That one doesn't. That's just, it's a joke on me, really. Oh. Bill's giving way too much for this stuff. He's like, ah, you're trying. That's cute. That's fun.

What happened to there once was a man from Nantucket. He even said originally, he goes, I've wrote some limericks and Bill's like, ah, yeah, that's okay. This isn't Jimmy Fallon. You don't have to, we're going to sing songs together. It's fine. Then eventually, he's like, let me do it. All right, go ahead. Read your fucking liver.

Maybe someone else did write him because he said he didn't know he was political. and then the first limitic was like all about him being political. That's true. Yeah. And also he didn't seem to know where it was going. It seemed like he would be able to start or finish. Yeah, yeah. So you might be right about that.

Cold reading it. This is a thing that I find to be, I don't know, you know Andy has a drug problem. It's well documented. It's been, it's affected his life negatively. It's affected other people's lives negatively. We don't have to bring up Phil Hartman, obviously. but it's surprising to me and I know that Bill's style on the show

is he's going to drink tequila and smoke joints just seems like it's a bad idea to do that in front of an addict like Andy Dick Now what is this? I can smoke a lot I'm allowed to do whatever I want by the way Of course you are allowed, you're 60 I just I feel like a terrible enabler

But it's like please if it's not me I mean like you couldn't get pot somewhere I'm if you want to you know what if you just would stick to pot. But here's what I'm saying is like... All right. Bill, 70 years old. You must know, especially living in Hollywood all this time.

There are certain people who, they take a hit off a joint, and they're running naked. They're running naked with a crack pipe in their hand. 20 minutes later. You must know that that's just like, hey, man, why I just relax? Just smoke some weed with me. Yeah.

I don't think Andy has that mode. Come on, guy. Yeah. I don't think he has the mode of just like mellowing out and smoking some weed. Just the fact that he invited him here to this is crazy. Yeah, I agree with you. An addict, a former addict, come get fucked up with me on camera. This reminds me of Suttering John showing up at Artie Lang's house with a case of beer.

Like, ah, it was this fucking ass, so he can't stay sober, crack. Dang, go get me some beer. Rob Saul telling him he's now sober and John's celebrating. him by going school. It's like, what's wrong with these people? Just, you know, try to be cool for just a minute. Now, I don't know if Andy realizes this. Apparently not.

He's kind of been canceled. His career ain't going anywhere right now. And he's unaware of that. Yeah, it is. Yeah, but you're right. Canceled is the word term. Canceled. And the thing is that, yeah, they try.

They have tried so hard to cancel me. I'm uncancellable. Well, if you can't work, you are canceled. I mean, if you can't do the movie you want to do, that's kind of the definition. You're right. But I'm working on that. Okay.

Right here in this fucking seat. That's what I'm doing. Oh, I'm glad you're here. Well, I'm glad you let me. You know how many people won't? Oof. He just said at the end of that. He goes, well, I'm glad you let me on the show.

A lot of people won't even have me on the show. But you started this by saying you're not canceled. So he doesn't even understand what's going on it. his career apparently it's kind of surprising he's trying to throw the fact that he's just been a monster for decades into the current like me too woke movement and saying he's getting swept up in that one his thing is completely outside of that right that movement can come and go and you're still unhirable right that that's what the problem is you know speaking of unhirable someone's name gets thrown out it's a really odd reference uh they're talking about how Hollywood

buckups and guys who couldn't keep their shit together. And then Bill just says this. Could have been anybody. Corey Feldman could have called him and he would have hung up. I'm sorry. How's he doing? I was going to say he's not certainly in the category of you and Mickey work. He's actually quite successful.

He's doing. But a band like that of people like that could do very well. He goes, compared to you and Mickey Rourke, he's all right. Yeah, it could be worse. He's treading water. Holy shit. Did you see how Bill hesitated there? He's like, oh, Corey Philbin, how is he doing?

He's like, oh, well, I mean, he's all right. He's still got a career going or something. You got to get Corey on the show, Bill. Got to get Corey on the show. That would be fucking awesome. Because I don't think guys, it is a Goonies reunion and just get him on there. Because honestly, right, because Bill isn't like what people bullshit him. And Corey just wants to go on and bullshit people.

Yeah. So that would actually be a pretty good get for him. I just thought that was so odd. He just got pulled out at random. So Andy's talking about his grandchildren. He actually gets teared up. He's like, his grandkids are like babies still. And he says, you know, my granddaughter sees me.

And I just, she puts a big smile on her face and it just means so much to me. And, you know, Bill, you should have had kids. It's a whole other level of love and all that kind of stuff. people like Andy say. And then it turns out that Andy might be a little bit more like Suttering John than we realize. Do they distance themselves from you? They have, yeah. Publicly.

And one of them is publicly and privately or just public? Both. Both. Yeah. In a lot of ways, you're lucky you never had kids. But I would say it's way luckier to have. So apparently Andy's kids have disavowed. Whomp, womp, womp, which I get.

It makes sense. You'd be like, all right, this guy, we tried. we tried with him. What else could he do? I think it's very similar to what John's situation is just like, he keeps humiliating himself. I don't know. I don't know what else we can do about this.

Yeah, but Andy was very honest about that. He was. Yes. Publicly or privately? Oh, yeah, both. Yeah. He just owned me. All right.

Fair enough. This is a funny line from Bill. Talking about getting a clonic, you know, clean the pipes out a little bit for you. And Bill goes up with a theory. It's kind of fun. sometimes I remember when I got my first

colonic Is that what turned you? The guy in the back laughs Every on some all the weird thing Was that the real? I got a calani because allegedly if you'd clean out the pipes I do it

You held it Is that what turned you go? You like that? No, no, no, I've never been Eft in the B Really? Never. Now there's a scoop.

I know. That is a scoop. I would not have guessed that. I mean, maybe he doesn't. doesn't know that that happened. Well, I mean, not, uh, I've read somewhere that, uh, you know, there's two types of male. Topps and bottoms.

Sure. So that would just mean he is, uh, of one variety. It doesn't mean he's not gay. Oh, no, no, he doesn't. Yeah, no, he admits that. He does a lot of gay stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that was really funny.

He's just like, I got a clot of, er aquatic. And he's like, is that why you're gay? Is that why he taking the ass? Could you imagine like, you were like, you're like, oh, this is actually wonderful. We're going to call Brad up when I get home. See what he's doing. This is wonderful. I don't think that's how that works.

If you like peanut colonics. All right, so this is the last clip I have from this interview. And this is just, I'm putting this out there as a public service announcement for the kids. I hope you're all listening very closely. I know drugs, they seem like they're all fun and games. And maybe you experiment for a decade or two. And you're like, this is great. We're having so much fun.

Sex is awesome. Sex is awesome. You know, I have to regret anything. You don't remember it. It's awesome. But there might be some issues with it. I just want to warn people. I have a black boyfriend you could adopt.

Do you have a boyfriend? I have people I see. But can I tell you something? Can we talk about sexuality a little bit in terms of my sex life in terms of my dick being dead? Now, is that happening to you? because my dick is dead. I can't even masturbate. So I'm looking at those ads they have for testosterone boosting and shit like that.

Do you do that? No, of course. Well, I have to do some fucking thing or give up sex altogether. Oof. Did you see how Bill looked horrified? Yes. It feels like your dick is dead. You would see Bill hanging from the raptures.

That minute his dick is dead. He dropped his joint. What? Soings. Yeah, that was a real moment for him. It was a real... Wait, what? Yeah, earlier he was like, I'll be doing drugs forever.

That's never going to stop. I think I'm done with sex. That's over. Well, he doesn't want it to be. He wants to take testosterone. He was obviously not doing a lot of research. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would think that if my dick stop working, I'd be like, let me Google this. Let me ask Grock, what's up with this, see if they know. And maybe we could ask Rob Saul. I'm sure it has something to do. sobriety like body changes or just transitional things i don't know are you talking about the dogs in his lap and how they've been a little bit more giddy up than they used to be i just want everybody to be happy i'm with you on that i want to get into karmic before we do that adam we just had a blast

what a weekend we had at hackamania in las vegas the best attended by far i don't know how many people purchase tickets but i can tell you it was a lot more than last year and a lot more than the year before that and much bigger theater. The production was insane. The set design was fantastic. Everything about the show this year was top-notch. Everyone seemed to have a blast. What was your big takeaway from it? It was interesting. I've been doing gigs for a long time, and it's really the first time I've ever been a part of a gig where there is a group of people actively hoping for its downfall. Like there's people that don't care

and there's people that attend, but I've never been around something where there's people that have their heart set on it not going well and are hell-bent on proving that. Because what I learned from being there that I think you guys knew earlier was that it's about everyone seeing each other. It's just about the friendship.

It's that community that's been built. And they love these shows, but they can listen to it later because I'm only going to get to see my buddy right now. So there was this big party atmosphere, people coming in and out, checking everything. But the most important thing was just being with each other. And that felt like an amazing thing to just be a part of and help facilitate and to see. No one would believe how all of these people, including us, that spend our time with such vitriol and hate, are all so nice and so sensitive to the fact that sometimes even mean jokes didn't go over on stage

because people were very aware of each other and very sensitive. I mean, almost everyone I talked to that I had met last year was now a friend and was like, oh, let me tell you about what's going on in my family and with everything. It was just a real community. And that's important because that means something can last forever. I love that. Yeah, I agree with that. you know, one of the things that blew me away about this year was the people who flew in from

Europe and Australia and New Zealand to a lesser degree Canada. I met so many. A lot of Irish bloke's there. It was so interesting to see these people who were like, I am going to, I see on Reddit and stuff, people are like, how could you spend that much money to go to this loser convention, this Dork Fest? and everyone's so concerned about the amount of money it's going to cost. It's like, here are people who are like, oh, no, this is like my vacation.

I'm going to go to Las Vegas in the U.S. and I've never been to the U.S. before. And Europe to Vegas, Australia, New Zealand to Vegas, not easy, not a short trip. And this is what they decided to do. And I didn't see anyone who regretted it. I was up late hanging out with a lot of the Europeans, a lot of the streamers that you all know. It was a blast. and it was so fun that they were experiencing this

because I think that they were like so secluded from the dabalverse in a way even though we're all part of this community they don't get to go to meetups, they don't go to Rodney's, they don't go to like the different things that we do at W2B live shows throughout the year. So it was really cool to experience them and to see them experience an event like this.

There was one amazing thing, which was the person DJing for the week weekend managed, and this is a very eclectic group of people from all over the world, and somehow managed to, with every single tune, pick one that nobody liked. It was remarkable. I knew you were going there. Do you know how hard that is to do? There's so many different kinds of basic music that would have went over, but somehow they found a way. It was like when Vanilli did maniac.

You're just like, huh? Yeah. Why are they playing this song after song after song that just, ooh? The music sucks. that wasn't from us what this was. They don't know how to DJ it or how to approach it or what we're going to drink or eat. They're so confused by all of it.

Yeah, there's too many people in this room. Let's clear it out. Yeah, it was amazing. They don't know what tone this is. But the highlights for me were definitely, NLO did a piece on Bauer with Kumia. That was amazing. That was so funny.

And then when Moody pulled out his graphs, the emotional breakdown of every single episode of this little piggy and what Aaron was feeling throughout the episode was insane. He was charging it over time to show, I mean, you have to watch this little piggy. That was the highlight of that episode where he was able to show the analysis of Aaron's emotional state from episodes a year ago compared to episodes now and how they charted over the course of the episode.

So it'd be like he starts up like really high and lots of energy and positive and then it just dies. And it used to just be like negative, negative negative. Now he's gotten to a point where he like is not going to hit the goal and he's over it. So he's like very negative. And they're just like, fuck it. I don't care. We're not going to make the goal. I don't care anymore.

It's like it's really amazing to see that it's just so consistent what his show has become. And the negative emotions are creakive. emotions are creeping in now whenever there's a positive like if he ever feels a sense of love the feeling of disappointment comes creeping up to take over it's wild to see that stuff and you can chart it all for yourself we set up a website so you could go in and experiment with it producer chris what do you think what were the highlights i mean obviously you participated in the biggest show of the weekend yeah the puppet show and that was the highlight for me yeah uh that was awesome something i've always wanted to do you know grew up with the muppets and all that shit uh

That was just great. Rocco is great. What were the puppets that you were playing with there? Oh, I was Gino. Nice. Uh, Oogabuga wife. Okay. Very good.

Uh, the hunchesaurus with moody. Oh, right. Uh, the penis that peed on piano. Mm-hmm. Wow. I was even a super tip. You wore a lot of hats at that shot. I didn't realize.

No, I was into it, man. I studied the script and preset all my shit. Very impressive. Yeah. Yeah. And it paid off. And JT is the unsung hero, man. Mm-hmm.

He's fucking awesome. He was stressed out about that show. Yeah, well, you know, you want to put it on a good show. They did. Yeah. They did. Rocco killed it. Rocco was stressed out about it.

Oh, those fucking dang lizard videos, those video games. Amazing. Yeah, it's so much shit. God damn. Yeah. So that was a highlight for me. I also loved. And I have to admit, after the fact, I think I could say

this. I thought it was going to be filler. The costume contest. That kicked ass. And there was so much energy put into that by people. I know. I was so creative. And I thought that it wasn't presented well enough. It was kind of like, like, and I guess you know, I didn't realize how it was going to go.

Yeah. But Paddy just kind of ran through it quick. And people were up there doing impressions. Right, right. Yeah. Doing their bits. I mean, obviously, Rocco was Ava. It was fucking incredible. Yeah. The winner was, what, American Cupcake with Joey C. Yeah. But so many funny ones. Ellie was Aaron's missing two.

That was fucking great. Megan was Keanu. Oh, I was watching Keanu. I might play this on Delverse Live tomorrow. He's just going to be our guest with Biden, Mike, and me. Oh, very cool. But Kiki was watching the costume contest.

Yeah. And was beside herself with her narcissism. She was so excited. Yeah. Every single person who did an impression of her and her mom just, they had a pause at every three seconds. Look, there I am. Yeah. She's like, I owe that.

shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why she bought it. She's seen you wear it before, idiots. We could find the ones with her face on it. So funny. But yes, the puppet show was fantastic. And what a fun weekend that was.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if Patrick's recovered from it. I've tried to leave him alone. Yeah. I don't want to bother him. Understandably. Yeah.

Seems like it was a lot of work. The man was put through the ringer. A lot of work for that, man. But I did talk about. about this. I talked more about it on who are these broadcasters yesterday. I went on Jenny Jingles, Lucy's Highbox joined for a little bit.

And if you want to watch that on our channel or on the Who Are These Broadcasters' feed, that's up. And you can see some of the recap. Obviously, I had to wear a kilt and go zip lining down Fremont. You know what I did? I'm so stupid. They hand you a card with a QR code and they go, because they give you a camera.

So Vinnie paid for like the most expensive package. So I had this camera. on my hand and it's recording audio and video. And so I'm doing like a commentary the whole time and I'm like showing the crowd and showing myself and talking and doing a whole thing. And then I get the card. I think I just left it to my hotel room. So many was talking about Milwaukee all day yesterday.

I mess with Jim and I'm just like, hey, can you call the company and see if they can get that? I don't know if they'll, how long they keep those things around or how they'd be able to find it. I'm an idiot. But there's a lot of footage of it and whatever. Sure. And I'm glad there was because that was another funny moment.

first down to Fremont to see this. I'm with Dr. Steve, the Australian, Tracy. Yeah, Tracy, Hollywood. Yeah, it's just awesome. A couple of us and a few more show up. Now it's 4 o'clock and there was a whole fucking posse on the receiving end of the zip line. Yeah, that was so cool. To the point where we all forgot why we were there at 4.15 and it's like, oh shit, there he is.

Yeah, that was really. cool. Dozens of people were there when I got done. I came out. That was a surprise. And then after this little piggy, I walk out of the showroom and everyone's wearing a t-shirt with my likeness of it. Not everyone, but there are tons of people wearing these shirts.

My buddy Ryan and Lucy put this together for us. And there were other versions of it, too. I don't know how the fuck this happens. I don't know how you make a t-shirts that quickly or make it look actually like I know what I'm doing because none of that's real. But very cool, very cool. And any other thoughts or do we want to get into what Karmic has to say about it? Well, that was fascinating during Rocco's show the bits that were about Karmic

because it's like he's so new to this Daumelverse. He wants to be a streamer. Isn't this the dream? Like even Kiki's like, that's me. Like isn't this the greatest thing? Somebody is impersonating how you dress, how you act and people are cheering. But you just know he's miserable and fuming because of how he felt before Hackamania started. Right.

Carmic The puppet stole the show In my opinion Stole the puppet show The funniest Dialogue was all Karmic It was like the Casey Stengel

Backwards talk Where everything he said Was in that carmic way But it was so good It was like actually what he'd say And you think Carmic would hear it And be like

Well he's making a lot of sense Right Yeah he was speaking in Carbic He'd think Carbick From my heart of hearts And also the other one Was the Kianu puppet

Who never said a single Word in English Yeah, it's fucking fantastic. That was really good. So what did you pick up on leading up to the event with our buddy Karmacx here, Adam? Well, before we can even get into Hackamania, he is very, he's not cool with all the other shows and how they do business. And he wants to take you behind the scenes of what he thinks it's like to do a WATP show. Let's watch this, everybody, clip.

And they sit there. and don't exert anything. Oh, this is a funny moment. Pause. Let's talk about this. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Play. Let's sit here like a lump of shit

and watch another moment in this clip. Fuck that. Fuck that. That. Really? This is a fun. This is a fun new narrative for people who are lazy and don't put any production into their show or any prep work. There's like, look at these assholes who actually pulled things they want to talk about and then know what they want to say about it.

What's their problem? And then they stop to talk about it. Right. Yeah. They're not like Kevin Burr. They're just watching a show. He doesn't just like watch along with them. They're actually commenting on it.

What the fuck? The nerve. Now, Karmick is a, he came from the chat rooms of, I think, MLC. MLC and, of course, Pat Dixon. and of Pat Dixon. And he was very vocal and active in those chat rooms. And then he became inspired to start streaming himself. And now he has a message for all those people.

I got a pretty cool jacket. I can be doing this too. I'll buy some sunglasses. I got the jacket already. That's all. It takes. Podcasting is about the visuals. That's true.

As we've learned from, wasn't Anthony Kuby was pointing out that every loser wears a hat and sunglasses? Yeah. You're right. That actually does check out. we're not talking about you blind mic it's a totally different category he doesn't know what he's wearing

he's like I look like what don't worry about it Mike he doesn't know what they're wearing either so I guess it's fine but Karmick has a message for those people in his chat that are thinking about streaming as well that's garbage fucking humor anybody can do it

I mean I was a chat rat at WATP I'm gonna do a show just like that and it'll be better Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wow. People suck. People suck. He's talking about us?

I don't know. He's upset. He's talking about other people. I imagine. My feelings would be hurt right now. That's weird that he says that people in our chat decided to do our show because they think they can do it better, but that's where he came from. He had such limited life experience that when he's projecting, it can only be what

he knows and that's what he's doing. The fact that he can say that with no sense of irony at all. It's crazy. What do you have a shack that you built on your parents' property? Is that what you're doing? It's like, no, no, no one else does that. It's just you. It's Garmic.

He has zero talent. No skills. Hasn't worked on anything other than I'm here worship me. Hold on a second. I, hold on. You know, people say there's no pushback on this show. We all agree with each other. Have you seen him play leg guitar?

Yes, I have. Yeah. And that's AI music that he had to put the prompts into. He's typing words. Maybe sometimes he rejects a song or two that he doesn't think is that great. I don't know. Doubtful. Doubtful,

but maybe. Doesn't seem like it, but maybe. Nope. And then he plays the leg guitar to it. You're saying he has no talent? No talent. Adam's not budging on this.

All right. Fair enough. But if he displayed one, I would definitely give it up to him. I'm just waiting for it. Fair enough. He's got some advice here. Yeah. advice for those streamers.

If you're going to watch Karmic, maybe you can learn something from Karmic. If you want to be somebody, you want to do a show, you want to do a stream, bring something of yourself to the goddamn table. Pretty easy in my vernacular, but not these people. I need to watch a clip. It's show and tell time. Fucking pussies. Am I wrong?

Yeah. Yeah. No. Oh, I'm pretty sure you were. What did Carmen say next? Whoops, I got that one wrong, then. I thought he was definitely incorrect on that. Well, vernacular was not the right word.

That was definitely not the right word. I take great umbrage with that. All right. So apparently you just have to have over-the-top personality, and that's what gets you through streaming? I guess, like, what is he talking about? What is he ever talking about, Adam? Is that we're going to do, trying to figure out what Karmic is talking about?

Well, it's just if you've ever seen, the reason I keep watching is because if you ever see him on MLC, it's amazing. All of this bluster, all of this bravado turns into just this simpering little whiny. Yeah. You got that right. He can't stop smiling. And they say things. Like they call him all these horrible, horrible names. And he's like, oh, you got me there.

Oh, like where, how did those two people exist at the. the same time and why doesn't he know we can see them right yeah there's the yes Kevin Brennan has a spell on a number of these losers it really I mean Patrick Meldon points it out all the time but there are like these guys who just like look up to him like it's their father figure and Karmic is the worst offender of this like he yeah he's just a he's a boy when he goes on MLC the way he responds to Kevin Brennan when he had scarlet on they both referred to him as daddy KB yes And one of them is mentally ill.

See if you can find out who. On the next, WATP. I'm a Midwestern. I am a person. This is tough. Where are we going next? Let's go to number five where he is not against self-reflection. I think personally I'm doing a fan fucking-tastic job.

nobody else can do this shit let's sit here and watch clips uh fucking bums bring something from yourself reach down deep within yourself and bring something to the table can you do it no we're gonna watch clips fucking pussies really how am i wrong so this is interesting because this is like a thing that's going around with $2 corkey and obviously settling John and a bunch of these losers have decided that a show format is incorrect.

This show format that you have is not the right way to do a show. It's like, well, it's a way to do the show. That's how we do it. You don't have to. I never would said, everyone should copy WATP. You know, that's a lot of people have. Whatever.

I wasn't going to bring it up. I'm not complaining about it. It's fine. but it's crazy that these guys just go, you guys are doing it wrong. Hey, Kermick, you not understanding how English works

and not actually communicating anything to anyone? Sucks way worse than what we do. It's actually almost unwatchable. So that's why I had to pull these clips. He would disagree. He thinks the fact that I call him out on misusing words is that saying words correctly is lame. He does.

He thinks just saying how they sound is. cool. Right. Well, I don't know about that. I don't know if I would put it that way. But he's just so lazy. He can't watch the show. He's not going to get involved and come up with insults and write jokes. So he's just making fun of whatever he sees. Like John,

look at that guy. He's got a shirt. Look like he can't watch the show because it hurts him. So that's all he knows. They do clips. Fuck that. He has books. That's the worst. It's just whatever he sees. I forgot about that. That's books. He thinks he reads this guy, this Adam Bush. That's all.

And if you could check out number four real fast, he has some messages for the fans that have stuck with him. And I gave this fucking audience everything. I told them everything. And they held me accountable. The stupid motherfuckers held me accountable. You're this, you're that, you're this and that and you're this. Fuck you!

Huh. Yeah. Isn't he? What do you think he thinks being held accountable means? I don't know. That's a great question. Oh, he's confusing that for just general criticism. Is that what it is?

Yes. Yeah, he thinks it's a negative. He's like, so to those people who helped me take responsibility and hold me accountable, fuck you. I'm paying it forward to WATP. And those are the people that he appreciates? That was his gratitude right there. Yeah. He has none.

He's shitting on the people that are actually trying to help him. That's what they get. You know, he is, there's a lot of guys like this, Steve Grillo being the most recent that I've seen. These guys see Kevin Brennan or whoever, Tuki, Melton. They go on, they stream for hours and money just pours in. And then they do it. They're like, oh, sweet, this is how you make money?

Cool. And then they do it and money doesn't pour in. And they're like, you fucking ungrateful assholes. Don't even just throw me money for no reason whatsoever. It's like, yeah, yeah. I mean, if that was the cheat coded life, everyone's got a fucking webcam and an internet connection. It's weird when you berate someone,

you still have your hand out. Oh, my God. I was watching John show. Sorry, I'll digress for just one moment. Oh, I digress for just one moment because I was watching John show before we started today. Yeah. And John was going off on Dr. Steve,

not contributing to his GoFundMe. John's just like, yeah, Dr. Steve, why don't you give money to Mike? go fund me and prove that you're neutral. Meanwhile, Steve and I are friends. So he's not neutral. Steve and I like each other. We were hanging out on the weekend. But this whole thing was that John goes off on Dr. Steve for, I don't know, four and a half minutes. I think it's right back to and also, so you got to give me money after my go fund me. It's like, well, what is it? John, you fucking hate this guy? You want to call him out? Or you think he owes you money?

The only picture on his go fund me saying, I need help give me money, is him with his hands behind his head looking like he doesn't need help and has all the money in the world. Yep. And by the way, what is he thinking? And by the way, Grillo took credit for that on Point Dabble Point. He said, that's his photo that he took. These people are all retarded. I yelled at Shulie.

I was talking to Shulay yesterday. So I was traveling on Monday. Yeah. So I wasn't on Point Damable Point. Now that you would know that, no mention of me, the co-host of the show, whatever. So I'm traveling on Monday. And I'm watching Rob Saul and Grillo become the permanent co-host of Point Dample point. So I call

Shully I'm going For one week You've destroyed our Fucking show What are you doing With these retards Anyway we'll get back on track

On Monday I promise you My apologies For my co-host You know Misgivings I'll say You overlooked a few things

On that show Lineup Find it Yeah I remember this happened When Tom Myers When Tom Myers When Tom Myers appeared And you were like

What did everybody Do to my house Yes Exactly that's what I'm talking about. If you can check out number six, it is, he's starting to address Hackamania. Oh, good.

Now they're all gathering together. A bunch of sweaty clip watchers gathering together at Hackamania to talk about all the clips they watch over the year. Fucking lame, fucking dumb, stupid, retarded,

mentally chatted, mentally challenged behavior yeah we all sit in a fucking chair and sweat and get greasy in the face as we watch clips stupid fucks

okay that was a funny line they all sit in a chair get greasy well that probably I didn't understand but I like the idea they're like these guys aren't even like squatting on a beanbag these kids are sitting in a chair fucking losers

Where's your futon? You losers? God, I just have a chair. He got one thing right everywhere I went. I kept hearing. Oh, all I was do is I'd walk around and be like, Do you got see the clip? It gives a clip.

Do you got to see the clip? What about that clip? Huh? That clip? Oh. I don't think he knows what to think. I think he's just angry that he's not a part of it because he wanted to be a part of it. I've seen the personal correspondence between him and Patrick Melton where he was

begging to come out to it. And, of course, Gilly didn't want him going to it because he's a, Pussy whipped a bitch, but whatever. That's neither here nor there. I think you just nailed it. He doesn't know what to think. And that took me a while to realize when we met Grillo this weekend, he came into the show and he watched WATP. And he said really nice things to me about it.

So I asked him, what did we get wrong? Tell me where we were aggressive or just being mean and what we should correct. And he said, when you guys say it, it all makes a lot of zins. Okay. And he kind of stared at me, which made me think the rest of the sentence would be, and when John does, I believe him. Right. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. And he just gets a lot of info from a lot of different sides and can't make up his mind. Well, I'm sorry to say that John and Groove had another falling out. Oh. They're no longer friends. Oh, God. I know. So it's very sad. My fantasy football team is fucked.

Now this is going to be tough because after all of that, we're going to take a look at the show Karmik puts on to address hackamania. Damn it! Holy shit. I wanted to show you this to juxtapose it with where we're at currently with Karmic. This is him before he left Felicious House. Melton, why is it that I say a gay, jokkers? but you can do it all god damn day long you knick goon the hell just happened

Adam what was that? They took out the curses they took out the curses by reversing them so immediately after calling out clip shows yeah those just listening must be very very confused Carmick pulls up an episode of NLO while Patrick Melton is making fun of him and he's like I'm gonna show them and then he just gets lost watching himself, start screaming, and then came up with that. And it goes on after just shitting on everyone who watches clips, he's watching clips and doing such a bad job of it.

He makes us look so good. Yeah, a lot of them do that. They go, oh, this is the easiest thing you can do. Opie is a big, uh, a fender of this. Who big, anyone can just like watch clips make fun of them. I'm the best at it. And then we watch him trying to do it. It's embarrassing.

It's embarrassingly bad. And it continues because it's so great. The more he tries to roast him, the more Melton, who's, not there wins the argument. Holy Melton, you're really just yeah, no, your musical talents leave a lot less to be desired, I think is the right term.

Nope. Boom. Leave less to be desired. Okay. So yeah, Patrick's making fun of him with the whatever octave modulator he has on his board singing along and then Carbishop's like, that's not very good. Yeah,

That's the point, idiot. Your music's not very good. That's what he's making fun of. So something very funny about what Pat sing is very, very simple. I don't have a girlfriend. I eat chicken sandwiches. He's trying to like, well, in my humble heart to hearts, I feel this is a disingenuous assumption you're throwing at me.

It's like, shut up. It continues in this panic. Too much reiteration. Too much reiteration. You got to settle down on that. Got to, you know, add something new after 10 seconds

just my opinion my opinion oh no he's actually critiquing the way Milton's cloning him you're cloning me wrong right right that's why it's bothering you obviously like he's crying

right oh boy you want to play clip 10 on here I do what's the setup for anything it just continues I hope I'm not disrupting the neighbors. Disrupting the neighbors.

It's hard to sing, I will admit, but It is. You know, with the less... He's paying attention to everything I'm doing, apparently. It's a California or Carolina Reaper sandwich. Thanks for clarifying. Take that, Patrick. So the lyrics were, I have a girlfriend.

I want a roller coaster. I hate a chicken sandwich. And Carmen goes, Skusperance, that's everything I'm doing in my life. Oh, boy. You're obsessed. He seemed impressed. Yeah, that's retarded.

If you're interested in the chicken sandwich, it's a California Reaper. California chicken cafe. Adam's Carlin sounds like George DeK. Oh, my. Oh, my. In this last one, it's very satisfying because he's just resorted to kind of explaining himself. and why that singing that Patrick is making fun of is so bad. Hey, folks, here's the thing.

I got to explain. When I sing, the monitor is in line. The music that's going out is a little delayed, so it really's coughed up my, I don't, I don't hear it, but now I hear it, and it's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed, great. They probably should have watched these clips before you pull it up on your show, you, retard.

That's hilarious. Now that I'm watching this, yeah, I guess he can make fun of it. Pretty good fodder, actually. I take back what I said. What a retard. Roasting is quite the skill. Yeah, could you imagine if we're playing clips at half where we're just like, I agree with the opi on that one.

That seems accurate. Wow, get out of my head. That's exactly what I do. I wasn't watching it. I didn't watch it ahead of time. I had no idea. He's going to make some good points. All right.

Well, thank you for checking out of our friend, Carmick. Satisfying. Very but-her that we had the hackamania event this past weekend. I know he wanted to be a part of it. And then as soon as he wasn't a part of it, wanted nothing to do with it. Cool. And always hated it. Always.

Yeah, never wanted to be a part of it. Never. Let's get into Tom Myers. He rebooted his podcast. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Tom Myers, back of the new season of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world.

Episode 143, Armageddon delayed for now. This one came out last week, and so get ready for some political satire the way only Tom Myers can do it, talking about Iran getting bombed. It's not much of a threat to bomb Iran anymore because, like, they're used to it now. They've gotten used to it to the point where if you tell them that you're going to bomb them back to the Stone Age, Like, they'll see it as an upgrade. I like the way he sold that one. They'll see it as an upgrade. Because, you know, the Stone Age, I guess they're not as civilized.

Oh, yeah. Cavemen. That is an upgrade. Yeah, pretty good stuff. This could be the end of civilization as we know it, guys. And people are criticizing Trump, saying his actions will cause the end of civilization as we know it. as someone who has done stand-up comedy in the American Southeast,

this is an idea I can support. I see Adams bewildered. People in the South are Hicks. So he's like, if civilization ends, that might be a good thing is all these Hicks in the South. He still writes jokes at a beginner's level.

You know, he still targets the people who he thinks that everyone will clown together. And then the civilization, that's good because fuck the Jews. You know, you're like, well,

I don't know. This isn't, uh, this is Mark from, uh, no, what was his name from, uh,

Jim and them who did stand up? It was all anti-Semitic. Also, I drove through Maryland and it's not the most civilized place. Well, right. Yeah, he's not that far removed from what he's talking about.

Isn't he from Baltimore? Yeah, from Baltimore. Yeah. It's like a war zone. Yeah. What's he talking about? Um,

okay. Let's talk about Trump's speech. So, you know, Trump did this primetime speech that was not great. That was fine as a moment when trying to explain what's going on with the war in Iran. And this is on the heels of Trump giving a primetime speech about our ongoing military action in Iran. Well, it was previewed as a speech, but with the 79-year-old sketchy real estate developer doing the talking, it was really a 19-minute run-on sentence. Now, that speech was full of things you could pick apart and make fun of.

Not our friend Tommy. Tommy just goes, yeah, that guy's a real estate guy to run on sentence, right? Yeah, and that also should be in my Tom Myers folder, 19 minute run on sentence. Yes. That's what you do, Tom. You can't find anything specific to make fun of from that speech, play clamp, clown it a little bit. He's not lazy. He's not just, you know, winging it.

to play a clip. Right. Yeah. Like Carverick would tell you. It's lame. So then he talks about the state of the union that Trump gave recently. And I didn't get this joke at all. Even when Trump delivered his record-breaking state of the union speech a couple of months ago,

a lot of people were sitting there and thinking this could have been a truth social post. People thought the state of the union could have been a truth social post. I think this whole episode could have just lived out in Tom's hard drive and never been uploaded into the internet. I'm not sure why he pretends to play radio host guy. It's so embarrassing. These people who play along with him, too.

For some reason, they're held hostage. They're captive. They don't know what to do so you laugh, so he'll move on. Because no way, he's not going to move on until somebody does something. It's your turn. Yeah, right.

It's like donating money to steel toe. You're like, don't wait for someone else to do. Like, okay. Here you go. So, yeah, the response to these jokes, She doesn't have Jeff Heisen there, who's really his wingman when it comes with this stuff. So these people are just like, oh, is the joke over? Whoa.

Okay. That's cool. So here's some more humor about the Strait of Hormuz coming up, coming right at you. Trump says the Strait of Hormuz will be opened at any time once the war ends. Trump probably doesn't even know what the Strait of Hormuz is. He probably heard the horror part. Suddenly lost interest and then exclaimed, yes, let's open that shit up. I don't think Tom understands English.

Trump would hear the word whore and lose interest? Right. Why? Because that's what Tom thinks of women. Right. Like, you don't lose interest when you hear those horrors around? No. You gain interest, Tom.

Jesus Christ. Trust was married three times. He likes hores. I thought the open up was a reference to him liking horses. I don't understand where he's going with this. Yeah. I think that joke was not well written. It's so bad for comedy because like it's almost kind of true and almost like just a statement.

Like Trump got wrong, doctored, right? They said tell him the photo was doctored and he's like, I'm a doctor. That's a joke right there. He could just be saying these as political commentary. There was no expectation for it to be funny. And if you didn't pause there like a puppy dog, it might be a fine political show. Sure, sure, but instead he thinks he's written a monologue and he's got a bunch of monologue jokes. He thinks he's Bill Maher over here.

The fact that his primetime speech was given on April 1st and Trump didn't say April Fool's at the end of the speech just shows he doesn't know what would make a good show business moment. Also, it means we're fucked. What? Yeah, that's not that interesting. That's not that interesting, Bill. The fact that he didn't end his speech with April Fool's, he missed a show business moment Trump's not in show business anymore

so there's that I feel like he dropped all his index cards and just threw him all into one joke he's got the wrong set up to the wrong punch lines I should have to color coordinated these or something April fools whores What's April fools that do with Hollywood

Nothing There's no idea what he's talking about Oh this is great One of the things that Tom thinks is funny is if you make fun of the appearance of a Republican, no matter how you shoehorn it into a joke, it's going to get a laugh, because Republicans all look ridiculous.

Meanwhile, the Democrats are fucking awesome. So here's an example of that. He claimed in the speech that we were independent of Mid-East oil. What exactly are we going to be using for fuel then? Whatever they put in Pete Higgsett's hair? You mean gel? Sick burn. That's the dumbest thing ever.

How about Pete Hackset's putting? like prodding to his hair. Yeah, yeah. I've noticed it looks nice. It's fine. We're using that for fuel? No, I don't think jail really works in the car, but we can try it, I guess. I guess you just don't understand the art of misdirection.

I see. I see. This one is just mind-boggling right here. Trump signed an executive order outlawing mail-in voting. Of course, we all know he votes by mail. every single election that he's in the White House. So basically, he's outlawed himself. This is the first time that I've ever been in favor of capital punishment

and capital punishment for voter fraud. Oh my God, he doesn't even know how to write a fucking punchline. Or end a joke. Capital punishment for voter fraud. Why would you have to be like, by the way, now I'm on board with capital punishment, and here's why. I wanted to happen to Trump for, motor fraud.

Wait for it. Jesus Christ, we get it. We're not as stupid as you. Get to the pert. All right. So that one was a little convoluted. Pam Bondi was fired recently. Pam Bondi was fired as the Attorney General.

She must have screwed up really, really bad if she bears a striking resemblance to Ivanka and Trump has no need for her anymore. I'll give him brevity on that one. Yeah, he'll give him brevity. Yeah, at least he used fewer words. I understood it. Let's not forget. Trump wants to fuck his daughter. Ah?

Can I work that? Can I work that into a Pam Bondi thing? I mean, you can. I guess. Here's another Pam Bondi joke. Pam Bondi was really involved in the covering up of Donald Trump's involvement with Jeffrey Epstein so much that she's pretty much the young, bleach, blonde version of, Delane Maxwell. Doesn't make any sense at all.

But I like that. His voice went out. Delane Maxwell. Pretty good stuff, never gets old. I love it. All right. Last joke of the monologue.

And I played on our live show, the first joke of the monologue. Which was meandering and nonsensical. Just went out and out of that. And I like that he bookends his monologue with two jokes that just rambled. on it on and you never know what it's going to finally end. Georgia held a special election.

It was held right before we recorded and the result was declared. The Republicans will go ahead and keep that seat. But by a much thinner margin than it was won in 2024, I think it's supposed to be within 15 points, which is major progress if you're a Democrat, especially Democrat running in that district. That seat used to belong to Marjorie. Taylor Green, who has since turned against Donald Trump.

I've criticized Marjorie Taylor Green a lot in the past, and there's still plenty of reasons to criticize her, but it's nice. It's refreshing in a way to see her evolve from her beliefs and bring her into the late part of the 20th century. And now on the show.

Holy shit! You couldn't have thought that was a joke, Tom. Oh my God. The handles giving him the lights. Yeah, mid-set-up. New game, over under 20 seconds. That's what we should do. We start timing these setups.

And then try to figure out how the punchline connects with the setup. That'll be the bonus round. I don't know how I'm supposed to know where the punch line is if he doesn't go. Right after it. Or he doesn't end it with, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the Republicans hair gel. Okay, well, that's funny. I get it.

He's not going to do well in Glassie Gout. No one's going to know what he's saying. Right. the problem with that. All right. So anyway, I just want to give a quick update. Tom Myers is back doing a podcast. It's been a while.

It's been many months. He stopped doing it in December. He's back in April. So he takes a long time off to write those kinds of jokes. It takes a while to write them. Yeah, very impressive. I love it. Let's see what's going on with our friend.

Greg Opie Hughes. Opie's been streaming every morning, and him and Ron are still trying to make this thing happen. and Adam was checking out yesterday's stream as well as this morning stream. Let's start with yesterday. What we're Opie and Ron up to. Well, Opie loves what he does. As you know, he's been a broadcaster since he was 18.

He was born to do this. But Ron suggests another career he could have had. By the way, you look like a farmer. You got the fucking hat. You look like you should be on a tractor. Fucking bailing. Hey, you look, you look wholesome, Oxy. Thank you.

I wouldn't mind that. I probably would have had a better life if I was a farmer. This live streaming is for the birds. Fucking piece of straw coming out the... You sit here and you get excited because someone gave you $10. This is a terrible way to make a living. But listen to me, Ron.

Huh? You said something in there about the Trump. Well, you said something in there about the Trump. No, everything is fine, fine, fine with Trump. Don't piss off these people, Ron. Don't piss them off. Oh, man, I had something to say in there. Now I forgot.

I forgot. I forgot. Wait, we got another $10, though. Oh, no. Oh, B. goes, this is a terrible way to make a living. It's actually an amazing way if you're making a living. It's a terrible way to not make a living. Yes.

If you're not making a living. That is the distinction. That's an insane thing to say. I'd know they'd be a farmer. You know they work 16 hours a day? Because you're working 42 minutes. Right now. And working in air quotes, obviously.

And I love that Ron thinks he's roasting him. Ah, look at you. You look at a farmer with your hat and your hair. That's as deep as you can go with him. You can't actually dis, freak out. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ron. Calm down over there.

That's too much. Yeah. Here's another highlight from the weekend. Yeah. Sitting next to Anthony, who's getting very pissed off at Ron, sticking his nose in the fucking camera. I hate it.

I wish he was electrically shocked every time he did it. Yeah. Ron, do you watch these back at all? Do you know how obnoxious that is? Like, that face ain't pretty. if he's trying to get a girl to fuck him because he's on a stream with Opie,

don't show them what that's going to look like. Maybe he thinks he's going to fuck her with his nose. He might. He's been practicing. Believe that's called essay. I'm sorry, Adam. You wanted to say something. Producer Chris and I just started talking to each other.

No, no, no, please. I don't know how to feel about what just happened. It's a tough segue. I was just agreeing with Chris, it was a. real highlight to do all of this stuff at Hackamania with Anthony and to hear his insights right there. One thing we all kind of came to the conclusion of is that Ron and Tony P., like they're trying to turn this into a show. He keeps making it his therapy session. He doesn't want to explain everyone what's going on. He doesn't feel obligated to talk to the audience. He needs these friends to

listen to his bullshit. And that's it. So he just does that whole, I don't want to. want to be here rant to his audience. And Ron just stares at him and goes, Tadda, because he doesn't know what to do. What do you do with that? That was so awkward. He was like,

I wish I was a farmer. That'd be an honest day's work compared to this bullshit. Ron's like, show business. Imagine we come into the rehearsal of the puppet show in the theater, and that's what Rocco is saying. Right. Right.

Okay, then go home. Right. Then go home. Like, nobody would say that to his partner and to his audience. That is fucked up. The saddest thing is, is Opie, and I'm sorry to reiterate this, I know you're on a low right just now. The saddest thing is for Opie to be like saying how lame it is to make a living streaming.

And he's been working so hard to try to make a living streaming. Like he gets excited over $10. He gets so excited right there. Another $10. After just saying, you know, life is sad when you get a $10 chat. Yeah. And I came to like, woo, look at that, $10 chat. His taxes cost.

the $10 of the time it took him to read that. I also thought he loves doing this. He's gone on so many rants talking about how he'd do this for free, forever. It's just what he loves. So which one is it, Opie? Yeah, right. He's one of the top five. Let's not forget that.

Now, Ron asks about the ratings and specifically about the videos that have Carl Ruiz in them. Apparently, Kyle brings in the big fucking numbers. Yeah, Carl does bring in the big numbers. Can we please ISO that? Thank you. I like that. Let's hear it again. Apparently, Carl brings in the big fucking numbers.

Yeah, Carl does bring in the big numbers. You know, this is my frustration. Like, if I post stuff with Carl, it does really well. If I post any O&A stuff, it does really well. But me and Ron, Ron, you guys just don't want to click yet, you bitches. We got good stuff out there. Wait, hold on, hold on. How were the numbers when we did Jackie the Joke Man?

Jackie the Joke Man, yeah, those numbers are pretty good. All right. This is insane. Could you imagine, Adam? You're on the show, and you've been on the show for a while, and I'm like, I guess no one gets a shit about Adam Bush because no one's watching the fucking videos we do where Adam Bush is on the show, and you're just sitting

right there looking and staring at me. The numbers with Chuck or Andy, they're great. The numbers with Croix? Yeah. Amazing. You, they just sit there every week. No one gives a fuck. I try to take you out of the thumbnail. I put you into the thumbnail. I don't know what to do. No one wants to do.

Tada. What a pencil? He just said treats. Roddy. Ron deserves it. Don't get me wrong. I treated him like shit too if he was on my show, but no he doesn't.

He keeps coming back for more. That's the problem. And just for the record. That's why. Those videos with Jackie that he's talking about, the last two that he did with Ron, the first one has 742 views and the second one has 458.

Dude, remember when he was pulling down 30,000 views for all of his videos? Oh, yeah. How does he justify that? Ron must be like, oh, man, we've really fallen off. Right? Because Ron thought that was all real. I know.

Fuck. They just don't like Ron. Well, the way that Opie gets around it is he goes, well, Ron, I mean, those are the YouTube numbers. No one's watching this on YouTube. Everyone's listening to my podcast. Millions of listens going on in the podcast. And then Ron goes, we making money out of that? Yeah, yeah, gag, yeah, not too much.

It's because they can't see Ron leaning into the camera. They don't know. Well, yeah, it is better. That is a good point. Now, Opie took off a few days, and here he's explaining why. I went to once a week, Tony. I'm like, Tony, this is your big opportunity. You can be twice a week, Tony.

And he goes, nah, I can't do it, bro. So that's all right. I don't want to sit here by myself. I could have, but I decided not to sit here by myself. So this is insane. Opie thinks he's providing this amazing opportunity. I just give you an opportunity to podcasts with me twice in one week. And so he's like, yeah, I'm going to take my car in.

Get the tires rotated. You're like anything other than this. Like I had better things. Didn't you do that last week? Yeah, yeah, I rotated every week. Not the point. Not the point. Like,

they're just like finding anything other than to do. And OPE's just like, what an idiot this guy is, huh? He's not even podcasting with me when I ask him to. Oops. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. But you live in Queens.

You don't even have a car. Oh, yeah, I know. I just, I actually watch the guy rotates someone else's tires. Not the point. It's my thing. Yeah. So, yeah.

Yeah, O-B, it's like, what's he call him? Once-A-week, Tony? Yeah, yeah. He's like, you know what it is? That's like the boss trying, like, encourage you to get that promotion. He's like, ah, you know, future supervisor Carl over here. You're once-a-week, Tony. Could be twice a week, Tony, if you put your cards right.

He's like, I was going to be Tony P. Fuck those cards. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's almost like that because your boss wouldn't be. be like, well, if you're not coming in, I'm not coming in because I got nothing. Right. Like, the fact that he's like, I couldn't go on because this guy I barely know and work with wouldn't be there to yes and me. He's got nothing.

That is surprising. Opie was doing the live stream by himself forever. In fact, he was celebrating himself. He didn't need anyone else after Carl and Vic and everyone went away. He's like, I don't need anyone else. He can't do it or he is looking for an excuse to not do it. Yes. I think that's what it is.

I think he's scared. He's scared. He's just going to go on there and read the chats. He's got nothing prepared. And the chat's going to be mean. It's a mean things to him. Oh my God. I was watching John today before the show.

And John was talking about how Opie has invested his money more wisely than Anthony has. Apparently there's some story about Anthony losing all his money at the blackjack table. I mean, who can know if that's true or not, except for everyone who was there. And so, John. goes and opi invested his money more wisely which everyone would agree with including Anthony and uh he goes and I don't know why opi won't come on my show

I say so many nice things about him it's like because you're a toxic loser and even opi can recognize that like getting involved with John Melendez is something retards do like corky and Ava it's a really dumb thing to get involved in anyway I digress where are we going next with the

clip package Adam just on what you said the one time that John came up recently it was crazy to see Opie saying everything correctly. He saw the situation. He has said, even Opie could tell. Yeah, that guy's just a dead end. Don't do that.

Opie goes, oh, yeah, I didn't understand why everyone's clowning John all the time. And then I just put a random tweet out that was actually complimenting him. And he motherfucked me and blocked me. I was like, now I see why everyone hates John. Yeah. It's pretty obvious why everyone hates John. I would recommend taking up crack before getting in the S-Chay business. You ever OD on fentanyl?

I'd try that before I would do a show with John Belundas. Yeah, you could still write limericks and stuff after that. That's not over. Yes. So this next one is a great example of why people need to be allowed to make offensive, racist, just graphic humor. They're allowed to tread those waters so we can come up with that greatness that brings us all together. Upsed. Yeah.

The Pope should thank me for him getting elected to Pope. Right. Because there's no Pope without me. Ron, keep it. funny. Keep it funny. They're already coming after us. TDS is coming in already. TDS is coming in. All right. I'm going to keep. All right. Listen. Yeah.

I'm Jewish. I don't do the Jesus stuff. Hey, wait, wait. You're what? Goodbye. I didn't know you were I ain't doing anything with Jewish people. Nailed it, Opie. Fucking Mondani gut. Dude, that's old school opster right there. Hang up on the

We don't give a shit about this guy. Jewish, right guys? Oof. But Carl, if you'll hear me out. That could not have hit softer. What I hope he just did. Yikes. And especially after he goes, hey, keep it funny there, Ron.

And he's like, I'll show you how to be funny. Watch this. You're Jewish? Ah. I don't like Jews. Not a fan. That was his punchline. It was Jews.

It only would have been funny. if he never brought it back. But I know that he brings him back immediately. Just kidding. The Jews are fine. I don't agree with everything they're doing, but whatever. I heart radio. All right.

So fast forward to this morning, this would be tax day, April 15th. And Opie comes on. And how's the show started up, Adam? Like in the middle of a lover's quarrel. That's what I think, Ronald, okay?

being you are going to be acquaintances, not friends. You're your only child. I think you feel uncomfortable when people ask stuff like, how are you, Ronald? That's what I think. I don't know how this fucking brother and sister bullshit works. It's fucking, it's in the early morning. Hi, Ronnie.

Oh, my God. Who are you? What are you? A fucking alien? Leave me alone. No, if we're doing this, I want to say stuff like, hi, Ronald. Haven't seen you in a few days.

How are you? And then you're like, fine, fine, fine. Oh, my God, human contact, fine, fine. Four fucking days. Two, three days. And I do, hi, Opie. How are you good morning? Apparently, that's not enough for you.

You need, like, you wanted me to truly miss you like a dog wave in its tail. Well, that would be nice, Ronald. All right, listen, we've already begun, believe we're not. It's the OPE. Believe it or not. I bet you wish you hadn't, right? Yes. Do that over.

Do dogs wave their tail? Hey dog. Oh, he's waving back at me. Look at that. Fucking idiot. What was going on right there? Why are they arguing with each other about who misses each other more? Because this is therapy to Opie and a show to Ronnie.

Ronnie's like, what are you talking about? Like, can you imagine? Carl, you were a little rude to me when me clicked on the live stream today. Fuck you, Adam. Do you imagine? It's almost like you don't like you. So anyways I told you

I don't dislike Jews It's just dislike you and Shulie I know it seems like it's just like Jews No that's fair I can see where that's good people Can't think of any off the top of my head Anyway right now But they're out there

Historically What's it's just funny that Opie needs this so bad And he's so sensitive about it And these people that haven't done this Their whole lives can like take it or leave it And this is my impression, Dan Cook. If he thought you couldn't help him or his career,

he didn't even look at you. Like he was just, I don't know, fucking snob. Fuck it. You know what I mean? I'm better than you. I'm better than everybody. Go fuck yourself. I don't know.

Has he ever been on the show? Yeah, I like Dan Cook. We texted. Oh, you did. All right. You're fired. Swinging of it. That's hilarious.

I say, I'll go back to bashing Anthony Cooby my bad. Jim Norton sucks, right? Can't get anything right with this guy. I know. It's impossible with him. Also, Dane Cook is laughable as far as his stand-up goes. But he's obviously way better than Ron the waiter. It's not even close. This guy acts like he's better than me.

Well, yeah. He has he should. Makes sense. He plays arenas. Right. Had a stand-up career. He made money-thum-jum. He has money, better-looking...

Right. I like the better looking is one of the first things you thought of. That Dave Cook guy. I said money first. He did say money first, but it was up there in the top. Top three at least.

Now we know your type. He makes me laugh. Here are Opie's thoughts on Dan Cook. I have no problems with Dan Cook. He actually invited me to his S&L. And I went to S&L once. And it was because Dane Cook invited me. And I sat next to his brother.

I robbed him. blind but I want to go back to my taxes because I told that story recently um the AI okay by the way I'm watching the view count on this video go up to 64 as we're watching this live now granted he's got like 15 different streams of the same show so maybe one of them has six and another one has eight it probably adds up so opi was excited that he got invited to go to see Dane Cook on SNL. All of his opinions on celebrities

are based on the interactions he had with them. Yeah, the favors he received. Jim Jeffrey, he's great guy. Got to sit in the green room. Invited me to the green room, so he's cool.

Dane Cook, great guy. Brought me to S&L. Got to sit there and watch it. And he's hot. That's it. Show up on my day cook's once, Chris.

God damn it. There's so many gay guys who are getting jealous right now who watch this show just for you. Talking about you, silent shape. The closer you get to the screen, the more anti-Semitic I get.

Yeah, I know. That was a funny. That's why he was the top mind. I'm just outing everyone who's in the chat right now. Watch out. So Obie's got a new friend on the show. Yes, I think they met through Ron. It is a comedian named Al LaBelle.

Nice. Oh, is Al? Al, are you there, Al? Yeah. I'm Al-A-Bel. Holy shit. He's a lot. Where's all there?

How are you doing? There we are now. How did I know he'd be a young guy just starting up in comedy? How do they keep finding these fucking guys who are in their late 50s trying to make it big? Like fucking bunch of Chan Zoo box coming in here. It's just like, I'm still working my craft. Give it up. Hi.

You're a New Yorker. Correct. Yeah. Oh, you're freezing up there, Al. God, damn. Are we can hear him. Am I freezing up? Let me try.

Yeah, you're right. All right. wandering around. He found the new urban Jake Hudson. He found the new urban Jake Hudson just wandering around the broadcast. I have Parkinson's. I'm joking.

Jesus. So, Alan, you're an illustrious career. Have you ever been on the O&A show? Have you ever met Opie? All right. Let's not talk about it. He should have been on the show, okay? I'm sorry, who would he have bumped?

Colin Quinn? David Tell I'll get you in here Get the fuck out of here Yeah for Al's here Al Bell's gotta get in here First The fuck

What is wrong with Rod the waiter He has no idea What he's talking about I never listened to the show He ever have this guy in the show No Yeah Definitely not

I hope you have to say it like that Like don't don't stop stop stop Like right At first I was agreeing with Obi like Just shut the fuck up And then he's like Yeah we should have had him on No

Well Al he's a Carol Feldman Karen Feldman Karen he's one of those he's done some stuff he lives in New York he's a very typical New Yorker he won star search he's been on the Johnny Carson tonight show wow he was he invited out of the couch though he did very very well oh he did very well and received some real compliments from Johnny that were famous the guy had heat he BBC was doing a documentary about what it's like to be a comic in New York and he's the star of it and it's a famous documentary. They're also making a documentary on him. He was supposed to be on Colbert like this year, but once he announced his departure, they've bumped him and he's

taken to protesting outside of Colbert's studio. Oh no. But he knows it's funny. He's doing it as a bit, but you know, those kind of bits are always half bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's interesting. All right, so he's probably great on the show, I would imagine, right? He's better than most. I bet his stand-up is okay. Like, he seems to understand what comedy is. He asks Opie a great question right here. By the way, are you on the beach?

It looks like you're on the beach. I am, Al. Wow. Is that way out of Southrop? You really are on the beach? Yeah, I'm way out east on Long Island. I got a couple things to do out here, and it's going to be 85 degrees today. So I'm going to probably do a little fishing, yeah.

So that's going to do. So you don't always do it from there. You do it from different locations? Mostly from New York City. I'm in New York City. I'm in New York City, Al. You're a long time New Yorker. I don't know.

I don't like anything, really. We should be friends. I think we should be friends. We'll be tough because I don't like much. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Byron. It's me.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You want to be friends. What do you like? I put in the camera in my lap. and looking down at it. So you can see the ceiling behind me.

I like that he goes, are you really at the beach right now? I was like, well, yeah. What do you mean? Am I at the beach right now? Beach and oceans? The only thing you can see behind me.

It's so picturesque, he thought it was a backdrop. He's like, is that a green screen? Is that, I haven't spoken to anybody who's that kind of rich in a while? Right, right.

I like that Ron goes. Yeah, he used to be famous. He says he has a nice house. It doesn't look like he cleans up well, but apparently he made me. money at some point, so there's that. And furthering this.

Hold on a second. Now I've got to think about this. So Ron has no idea what Opied Anthony has. You're telling me that Elabelle one star search and BBC's doing docs on him about New York City. How does he not know who Opie is from Opium Anthony? Good question. Would he understand that he probably does have a beach house? Maybe he was a Howard Stern guy.

Fair enough. Good time. Just buy his hair. Good point. Good point. Why does Ron keep bringing comics on that he's going to get jogging. jealous of. I know.

And Opie, his first instinct is like, good, I can get Ron off the show. Now you're on. It's like, find your replacement, Ron.

Get out there and find them for me. Carl, this is my hot Asian friend. Oh, you're a fucker. Does she produce podcasts? Thanks, Chris.

You won't be needed next week. But this really does further the argument that this is just about Opie having therapy and meeting friends. Because, That's what he asked him, and I love how jealous Ron gets. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hilarious.

Now they're talking Seinfeld. I met Seinfeld twice. Are you friends with him before I... No, I used to be friends with him, but we haven't talked in a while. He's a dick. Really? Yes. Really?

What happened? We were going in the same restaurant and we were being seated and he was either... I guess he was right in front of us and we were introduced because me and Anthony were with our agent. he was with someone obviously a big deal to him and we were introduced and he just went ah wow well i've heard that about him that he he gave me an ah and then i was invited to colin quinn's bachelor party and uh and sainfeld performed and uh you know

for colin's bachelor party it was a bunch of comedians just roasting them and doing sets and sainfeld's set was the worst by far and then he had that documentary that was out at the time and, you know, I had a moment to, like, just walk up to him, say, I really enjoyed the documentary, which I did. I love documentaries in general. And once again, he was like, uh, and then he turned away from me. I'm like, oh, you're a pompous asshole. Fuck you. Am I, do you know who you were? And my good friend Vic Kenley hated him. So there you go. Sorry, I'll. Does he know who you were, though? Of course he did, Ron. There was a time people knew who I

was. This is insane. I didn't even know what to say about this. Opie's fucking retarded. How do you, how do Opie respond? When people come up to him, we're like, introduce themselves. Hey, Opie, I love the Opie and the show. I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he's upset with Seinfeld. I love that he said Seinfeld bomb to Colin Quinn's Bachelor Party.

Yeah, yeah. The one thing we all know about Seinfeld, not a great comic. Stand up a little weak, obviously. What a fucking asshole. And in a room full of comics, he's doing standup and they're all just staring at Jerry. Yeah. And meanwhile, Elle's like, yeah, we should be friendly. And so Al probably actually had a real relationship with this guy. Has nothing bad to say about him.

But Opie has a million things to say about him, even though he said three interactions with the dude all time. Yeah, what a prick this guy is. I was like, yeah. You see, this guy, Al is smart enough, at least, to look at a guy like that telling that story and go, oh, Seinfeld didn't like you. Yeah.

He didn't like you. We know nothing about his character. We know that he's not a fan of yours. Seinfeld is autistic. He's not going to be a serial killer. He is insane. He's a personal guy. I mix my cereals.

Okay. That's what. Right. Anyway. Opie. This next one is, let us speak for itself. He was there at the restaurant with someone who's important to him.

Yeah, I imagine it was like an upscale restaurant. He was there for a reason not to meet you. Right? I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. How about the last time they went to a diner together, a fan came over,

and we didn't. he didn't stop talking about how lame this guy was and making fun of him publicly on the show because he had the audacity to like O&A and want to talk to him about it. Yeah. Yeah, hold on, Adam. Vic Henley said he was an asshole. Vic Henley didn't like Seinfeld. Vic Henley's comedy is fucking atrocious.

We're out of Caesar leaves. But he can't imagine a world where Seinfeld isn't excited to talk about how much this person liked the show Seinfeld at a party. He can't imagine that. Right. Okay. Is that the next clip? No, this is just let it speak for itself. It's wild. Dude, every, I mean, look, I, I, I definitely a feminist.

I know that makes people, I am, though. I got a daughter. I got a wife. I love, I'm a feminist. Yeah, a shock jock that now cares about women. Because that's the next thing it comes in. Well, what about all the things you did with the women when you would do People change, asshole.

So I identify at times as a feminist. I give a shit about my daughter, my wife, and I hope they could have a decent life than not being dragged down because they're female. But with that said, Ron, not every woman should be wearing the fucking string up their ass thing. Oh, my God, when I'm fishing, I dry heaves sometimes, right? Ron, this isn't the turn of the century where the big girls would, you know, cover up. Oh, they wear it proud, Ron. Like Lizzo.

They have like cow asses and they're wearing the same thing as the, you know, the college girls. Every single woman on this beach wears the same exact bathing suit. And it's, it's a little rough at times, Ron. I'm not going to lie to you, a little rough. By the way, there's anything. I'm glad to coach that with you're a feminist. Otherwise, that would have been very offensive. What does he think feminism means?

He has no idea. Okay. He thinks that feminism means like if you're overweight, you should wear a revealing bikini and no one should criticize you for it, which is not what it means. I think he thinks feminism means he's a dad to a daughter. Right. Because he says the most cold shit to those guys all the time.

He'll be talking about something and he says, oh, you don't have kids so you wouldn't understand. Right. And implying that if you're, You don't have the thing, or if you haven't lived through it, you can have no sympathy or understanding for anything out there. They can't understand or have any sympathy for kids. This guy thinks being a feminist is, I guess, knowing women. Well, he even said, I have a wife.

I do, too. I'm not a feminist. That's retarded. G. Shepardini says, Bill Burr. Yeah, this is back to the opier burr game. It's how it brilliantly put together for us. We have a new version later on in the program.

We're saying, this is very much like what a Bill Burr thing would say, like, I'm a feminist, you know, my, my wife, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we date, we marry, we know that there's young children out there. Anyway, who is this for? Who is listening to that, you know, enjoying both sides? Yeah, I am a feminist too, but yeah, fuck them fat bitches. Like, who's enjoying it? Yeah, this is like fencing opi, as he always is, middle of the road, opi.

He's just like, yeah, you know, I used to be wild, outrageous, do some shocking things. people like me back then. I don't do any of that stuff now. And people don't like you now. Yeah, right. So what are we doing? Where's the point? And what is he criticizing Howard Stern for?

If not exactly that. Yes, right. Just being nothing. Just having no personality or being middle of the road. Do you have one more clip on here? Yeah, it's just a taste of Al. You can see he's a real comedian. He tells a story about when he was first doing stand up at this open mic where no one listened.

He went 15 times in a row. And then he learned something. Like 15 weeks in a row. And they always saw me there and they always ignored me. And people are playing darts and everything. And it was a nightmare. And so one night, though, suddenly the mic, they were all ignoring me. I'm getting zero laughs.

And the mic went out. And I didn't know what I was to do. Like, I don't know. The mic's not working. The mic's not working. And they can't hear. Anyway, they can't hear me because the mic went out, right? Yeah.

And they all turned to look at me because they're like, we can't hear the guy we're ignoring. Yeah, I got their attention, but they couldn't hear me. That's it. Wow. Yep. This guy's quite the storyteller. Yep.

Explaining it does not make it any funny. Missy B is in the chat. Opie thinks the further way from Anthony he is, the more opportunities he will have. That's, that's there. I'm a feminist now. I'm not a shock check anywhere. She's always trying to take himself out of the Opie and Anthony. world. I'm not part of that anymore. It's like, well,

you didn't do a good job of re-adventing yourself, so you should probably just leaned into it. Yeah. And on that guy, Al's statement there, we've talked about this. What he's trying to say is that open mic trip of you talk softer to get a loud crowd, to get quieter. It's actually a fun bit of information that he just can't say in any way. Like he says it in this very convoluted personal way, but it is a true thing. He's trying to get out there. Well, it is a true thing. I watched Adam

not talk anywhere near the microphone. I didn't say anything. I just, I'm like, Anna's doing his thing. I might be saying something brilliant. You'll never know. A bunch of lip readers in the room trying to figure out of fandom

a poignant point or not. You got the biggest pop when he left the stage. Adam, everybody. Well, he looks very, he's very upset with me right now. The fucking Jews. You don't have a goddamn sense of humor. That's the problem with them.

Am I right, Missy B? Next week, Hitler's birthday. What are we doing? Our usual... It's so easy to do a clip show, you pussies. Fair enough. Laff it up. All right, let's get into Senator John Melendous.

But, but, but, but, blah, blah, blah, blah, bloody ass. Can I get a little sympathy? It's cool. Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously. Fucking hell. Because I got a bloody ass Oh, Missy B got a membership

And the rich get richer Oh, she might just be thanking him For support of the channel, I don't know All right This is a song, a song parody That was good to play at the live show And then we were pressed for time We had a lot of stuff to get to

Chris Popkey sent this end It's called Drunk Stutterer Of the dabbled verse I have all of the credits Drink a few close lights Then they trashed me on Reddit Did a really shitty show With a terrible echo

One kid cut off her tits And the others are homo Jerry get the time stamps Get the time stamps B.S.S. Jerry, get the time stamps. Get the times stamps. Get the timeshells Jerry. Jerry get the Jerry, Gary get the Vagasy! Jerry get the time stamps

And the pictures and the personal info. Jerry get the timestamps. Put on Discord. potato. Jerry get the time stamps and the info. Jerry get the times stamps. Put on Discord Docs the potato. You've been struck by, you've been dachs by a drunk stutterer.

All right. Very well done. My favorite MJ songs of all the time, I'll be honest with you. And kind of haphazard. I like that. Makes sense. Corky, $2.00, Corky was on John's show Monday.

I believe I was watching this. No, it must have been God damn, I've lost track of time. Going to Vegas will do that to you, right? Oh, yeah. Must be the time change thing, not all the drugs and alcohol. No. Anyway, so I forget where this was happening.

But, uh, John decides, or Dan decides he's going to start defending himself because he's been getting exposed as this guy who was really fucking with Patrick Tomlinson. This dude had just tweeted out that he didn't think that Norm McDonnell was very funny. And so for some reason, all the pests from the ONA forum decided that she just ruin his life over that. and Dan was one of those guys. And so he goes on with John Melendez and defends his actions. I don't want to jump ahead too far. But Hackamania, I heard, I got my people got back to me.

They spent last night talking about me. Lucy Tightbox now is fixated on me and my backstory. So now I'm like the new character that they want to talk about because, oh my God, Dan's been on the internet and he's done this and that. And they're now framing me for all these. crimes that I've supposedly committed. Meanwhile, I've never been in, I had a DUI once in my 20s. That's the only time I've

ever been arrested. They're making it sound like I've committed felonies, that I've been stalking people. What is this thing that they keep on bringing? I don't even know what it is, then. Something like, you know, from Reddit, you know, from back in the day. There was a guy that we would make fun of that was,

you know, a stupid guy on the internet. And yeah, I made a couple of comments about them or whatever. Now they're like, Dan, is ruining this guy's life and committing these crimes against humanity on this guy. And so that's their new thing. And they're just throwing anything out there they can to, I think they want to pressure me to be scared to go, because they think, oh, my God, Dan's going to be worried and lose his job.

And this, you know, so maybe he'll, maybe he'll leave. Maybe he'll turn his back on John. Of course, it's a bullet. This whole dabal verse is about bullying. said unironically. Yeah. All the shit that we talked about with the past versus is Patrick Tomlinson is just straight up bullying. It's not even for fun.

They're just like, hey, there's a motorcycle in my backyard. They put on at Craigslist. And don't bother knocking on the door. Just take it. I don't want it anymore. Just telling people to steal from his house. The chairs that he built. It's just sort of bullying.

And Judge is like, I know, these fucking dabbleverse people. It's just all about bullying. It's ridiculous. The fact that Dan says, they're accusing me of doing things that I didn't do. We're very careful. And Lucy Typebox is very careful to say every time. Some people are connected to this to Dan.

We don't know if Dan did this or not. We know he was part of this group. We don't know if he's the one who was responsible for this or that. We're very careful about that. Meanwhile, Dan goes, at Hackamania, these people are bringing drugs and child pornography. on thumb drives and they're driving there to trade it with each other. It's like, wow, you can just make wild accusations all you want.

He said, human trafficking. That's what was happening. He's human trafficking. Yeah, so Dan just throws out these wild accusations. We're careful. Right. We're like, well, we're not sure if Dan anything to do with this, but this is what was going on. This is what he was a part of.

So he really wants us to talk about him. And then should we talk about him? Oh, I'm the new thing. Yes. He's just like Mersh, which, by the way, I'll get into MERS. around devil verse live. He wants me to fight him so badly. He went on and on and on about what a liar I am.

And oh, Carl Bulla. It's like, dude, all right. I get it. You want to suck my dick. Fine. We'll figure it out, man. DM me. Okay.

Okay. I should give you that sign. I can abuse my power. Let's find out, though, if Dan is guilty of any of these things that we've been talking about. But I said, Tom, I go, look, let's say Dan did something that was nefarious. I mean, we all make mistakes at some point. But if, like, and I repeated what you said, there's never been arrested, ever. You know, so cut the guy break.

And she was like, she was cool. She was like, yeah, I got to take it easy on that. Have I been, yeah, I've done, we've all, like you said, we've all done stuff. I've, you know, had fights with people. and it's a lot of the same stuff that you see in the dabbled verse, the kind of the back and forth with people on the internet. Yeah, has that happened? Sure.

Unbelievable. I love that he's like, he's never been arrested. So it's fine. You know what? By that logic, I've never been successfully sued over right of publicity. So I've obviously never violated anyone's ever. Right of publicity.

I must be innocent of that, John. Fucking moron. Let's say he did just do something nefarious. That's why pencils have a racist. We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes. Thanks. Once.

I do it once. One time. Even when, like, John is the worst friend you could have. Because even when he's defending you, it makes you sound like you're the worst person that you actually are. Right. Yeah. Maybe the chick did say no a few times. Get off his back.

Well, I mean, he's hard of hearing. He didn't know. Jesus. He was horny. I know. Like, Jesus. Stop it. Something.

me. I don't need this at all. This is just a hilarious clip that happened. I'm out there. And you know, you can call me an idiot here because I think you're a decent person. Yep, you're an idiot. You can call me an idiot because I think $2.00 corkey is a decent person. He's not. He's garbage. He's a garbage person. And you can tell by his current hat and sunglasses. But also by the current bit he's doing, pretending that John's awesome at podcasting. Right. And deserves accolades.

and respect. Cool bit. That's also as big as a compliment as John can give. I think you're a good person. I know you're all going to give me shit for that. You can't just give a compliment. Right. Imagine just being like, listen, I've gotten to know you.

You seem like a great guy to me. Instead, he just goes, now, listen, I know this is going to be controversial. I think you're decent. Everybody's going to hate me for taking this. Everybody's just like, listen, I've known Carl for a couple decades now, and you guys are going to hate me for this, but it's actually an okay dude.

Well, fuck you, man. What do you mean? Sorry. He doesn't dittle dogs. I've never seen it. Maybe once, but I've never seen it. They said you fucked your aunt. I said you didn't fuck your ass.

Thanks. I said I wouldn't know, but he didn't seem like the kind of guy who would. All right. Let's fast forward to yesterday's show. Wow, this was a doozy. I was watching live a little bit. And John came out after having cleared out his garage. I guess he's going through boxes in his garage.

He's got his personal assistant. the word he used or something like that, helping about cleaning out things in his garage. And this is insane. He's trying to rub it in Kevin Brennan's face, that he's a bigger celebrity than KB. I mean, how many, how many people, hey, Pinky, I'm sure it's time to see, you get a hard on when radar online mentions you. this is the New York Times. There's the Duke.

Okay, Dickett. That's called fame. This is the thing that John doesn't understand. And I love it. He doesn't understand this. The reason why John is the greatest low cow of all time is because he's not Syracs. He's not boogie. He's not Chris Chan.

He did have a career in show business. We know, John. We know you from the Howard Stern Show. We know you interviewed celebrities. We know you answered the phones. We know you were an announcer for like eight months on the Tonight Show until you're demoted and thrown in the back. We know that. That's what makes us all fascinating.

Like how far are you fallen? Chonty Hayden said this. He's just like, yeah, this is wild. His fall from grace is what makes this so fascinating. the more he talks about his resume and brings up articles from the past and Atlantic records and all this shit and then he can't strump a cord you're just like this is what makes you retard this is what makes it so fun for all of us imagine if you held up a clipping from some marketing trade publication how he would be ripping on you yeah yeah i used to be a columnist for the rest of business journal about digital marketing right i was the columnist for it so what you're doing this yeah now you're doing this and who can give a fun nobody's Somebody.

Not even the RBJ. It's very minuscule, but KB was in radar like last year. He just held up an article from 1992. Yep. Fame fades. It doesn't stay forever, John. That was 92. 36 years, 34 years ago.

Shut up. Who knows? There's no way to tell. All right. Let's get into more of John. That's glory days. Oh, John's. Oh, no.

Oh, no, John's. John's live in his glory days. Who gives them? I've had them. My buddy poker, Mike, who were hanging out with him Vegas. Do everybody's me with my uncle who was retired? He is returning. What I love about this is that people in the chat, I was one of them.

It's just typing glory days all over the place. He's like reliving the ship. And, like, he has to address it. Eight years ago, the very first time we ever reviewed the Stirling John podcast, my initial instinct was, oh, I got to cut up glory days and just start playing clips of that all over the place. And I played like a half dozen clips after John would say stuff. And it got funnier and funny. And it's still sticking eight years later. Yeah, yeah.

People are still explaining glory to him when he's learned nothing. He'll never learn anything. No, he'll look for another clipping to prove us wrong. Oh, I have it right here. It's funny because I got tons of these. I find them as I clean up. Look at this one. Pinkie, New York Post.

Howard Stern's sidekick has Bill on the run. Bill Clinton knows whose real opponent is. It's stuttering John. All right. Keep in mind, the New York Post labeled me a comedian. Right. So I don't know if you really want to go with like, this is what the New York Post had to say about me.

Well, that's the slow paper over there. Relax. Don't get too excited about it. It's no inquirer. Where's bad boy? Where did he end up? Carl's a comedian.

I don't believe that. It can't be true. He's going through all this to prove Kevin wrong for mentioning that he was in radar. Yes. That that's being an asshole, but this is okay. Okay. He was so excited to find these newspaper clippings that he's kept. And listen, I get it.

I've had tons of dumb little writers about my bands over the years. I have kept them. Yeah. I do have those. But what I don't have is letters from my friends. Oh, I know where you're going on. Who praised me for all the things I did for them. John finds a letter from Mike Bichetti.

Allegedly. Yeah, well, right. Yeah, who knows? I mean, this would be the way like Boshetti would write a letter, I suppose. But it is hard to believe. Look at this. A letter from Boshetti. You'll love this one.

You'll love this one. It's like, like I told you, it's like it's written in crayon. Hi, John, this is Mike Boshetti. I don't even know where to begin to thank you for everything you done for me. Sound familiar! he would send me these all the time. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Like book me, um,

pay me great money. Here, dickheads, book me and pay me great money. This is sad even for John, right? I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for John Melendez right now. The show has reached a new low. It really has.

So you guys don't know like when comedians lose their minds and for lose the thread A lot of times they talk about like he's entered into his Lenny Bruce era With his Lenny Bruce phase There is going to be a time and I'm not joking about this in the future When people like lose their shit become has-bens and can't let go We're like oh he's he's stuttering John he's turning into settling John He's cleaning out his garage Yeah he's he's stuttering John with his press clip

Yeah. Honestly, I'm not even joking about that. This is going to go down in history as like the lowest of the low once you've been a has-been. Like, J.J. Walker laughs at this guy. It's like, really? This is how low you've, you've fallen? This is pathetic. I think this Mike Bichetti letter is worse than his fourth grade report card.

I agree. That's what I mean. When I was watching this last night, I didn't know how to react. It's like, holy shit, he's reading word for word. Everything that Mike Bouchetti wrote to him. and it gets worse. The most humblest and nicest person I ever meet. In all the years, I am an actor and a comic.

You don't believe it, okay. You would have truly the most humblest and most humblest and nicest person I ever meet. John is proving he's the most humblest person by bragging about his accomplishments unironically. It's like he's doing a comedy skit that's over his head. Like, he's not in on the joke of this comedy skit that he's doing. He's like, I was in The New York Times, the New York Post.

And look at this. He says it's the most humbleest. See that? Look at how fucking humble I am, motherfuckers. After making fun of how it was written in Cran. And it's not Cran. This is insane. Let's find out why he was.

would keep a letter like this. Okay. Because I'm a person. I'd like, oh, that's a nice letter and we're in the garbage with you. There's so many letters like that from Mike Boshetti, I had to throw a lot of them away. I only kept like one or two for posterity. In case.

In case? Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Could you imagine getting a hell of water from something? I was just like, John, I really appreciate everything you've done for me. You know, you've been a great friend. Yeah, we'll see about that. I'll keep this letter what you turned on me. So,

Chad says that because he's so fucking out there. Like, no one remains his friend for very long. Your Honor, Exhibit A. Yeah. He used to like me. I swear to God. So he gets a letter saying, John, I'm grateful forever for your friendship.

And his response is, no one's going to believe this. Yes. Right. I got to save this. So he catches himself immediately and changes course. It's not really in case. Right, right.

But I'm glad I did. Because now. That fat acts like I never did anything for him. And that letter was before I flew him out to L.A., put him up, introduced him to my agent, got him a gig at the Melrose Improv, and got him an audition for the Tonight Show book is Bob and Ross, to which he got passed and was on the board at the Tonight Show at the Tonight show all from me. What I love about this is he's

demonstrating how he's the most humblest guy to ever exist. Imagine reading a letter being like this guy says I'm humble. And you know what I did for him? Fucking everything. He yields me everything. I'm the best that ever exists. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And Boshetti must feel great knowing

that it had nothing to do with his talent. Right. Yep. Now it was just because someone owed John a favor. Yeah. And he was willing to put it out there. Yep. So you guys are, thinking, okay, he read the New York Times article. He pulled out the New York Post article.

He's got the note from Mike Bichetti. It's not going to get worse of this, right? You're not going to go lower than this as far as the... That's it. There's a lower? As far as the things that you keep to prove how great you were in life. So you know at the end of the Howard Stern show, when Howard will do the plugs? King Norris.

It's performing in Queens. weekend. John kept this shit. So funny, I was seeing some of my old plugs to Howard. See Stuttering John's comedy show at the Funny Bowen in Fairview Heights, Illinois, this Friday and Saturday. I'd see Casey, the New York comic club and both were thrown Florida this weekend. But, you know, you know, and then you could see some of the jokes. There was some on top here, but normally I would put them exactly where that plug is. The only reason that plug would be there is because Howard was he was ending the show. Oh, right.

Yeah, yeah. The end of the show. John, so Jackie famously kept every joke that he wrote down and handed over to Howard. He kept them all. He's got like a museum of the jokes he wrote for the Howard Stern Show. John would keep the pieces of paper that had his plugs on them that Howard would read at the end of the show. Howard touched this. What is going on right now?

This is embarrassing. Like, you find that shit packed away in a box. You go, oh, I kept that? The backing material. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. This is like the popcorn they give you. If you want to ship something out, what is he doing?

He's showing this off on his show. And so you're trying to prove himself as a writer by showing in the plugs is where he used to put his jokes. But the show's over then, John. Right. Yeah, he goes, what jokes are you giving him? Normally here is where I'd put a joke. Is there one there? No.

No, there's not. And what is he going to do with that during the plugs? Is that normally when Howard's freestyle in and, just going off. You know, Robin, you brought up a thing about the story 27 minutes ago. I got a joke for that. So you've got to think, like, okay, it's moving on, right? He's not going to bring out more embarrassing stuff.

He finds another plug. See Stuttering John's comedy show at the Rex Theater in the south side of Pittsburgh. She can't see this weekend at Miracleese and Abbotting Massachusetts to book Benji with his batch of Polly strippers. This is Chevy Chase and Christmas vacation up in the attic. Yeah. This is him just going, remember these days?

This was great. I was part of the gang. It's not even a good memory. It's the worst memory. It's like Howard hated doing the plugs at the end of the show. He'd bitch him out of it endlessly. And then he gave him over to Fred. Fred would read it.

And then he made Fred do it. Yes. Well after another 12-minute commercial bank, no one sat through. So it didn't even matter. But anyway, neither here nor there. This is insane. John was, he has some guy who he's not paying,

he's helping him organize his shit. So he's going through all these boxes. Actually, what's funniest. He's explaining he's trying to find the title to his motorcycle. Yeah. He's like, I'm going through all these buys by the title to my motorcycle. And then like a child, he says this. Then I found this cool lamp.

Like someone had sent me a whole kind of rock thing. It's a piece. motion lamp I'm fucking a loser Oh my God It's a lava lamp John It's a lava lamp He's like then I found this cool lamp

Someone set me Have we confirmed that there's actually another human Helping him do this I have not Because you know how he always says to say I was talking with my buddy Yeah Because somehow that legitimizes whatever he's talking about

So he's just pawing through his shit to do this Yep And if someone if he makes it sound like someone else is there Somehow it makes it better also it sounds like that guy works for him. Oh, you know, so it's on top of that. It's also like my personal assistant was helping me find this cool lamp. We know how he spends his time.

It is listening to Howard Stern on YouTube, watching the ball games, watching the same couple movies, and going through his old shit and reliving his glory days. That's all he's doing. Everything else is bullshit. He started the show yesterday. He goes, I was watching Jaws too. You know, because I just watch Jaws. Well, that's what people do.

Like, let's find out what happens next. Jaws 3D. Sweet. I'm in. All right, so later on the... We have proof during the DVD commentary where Michael D. Lorenzo, the director of his film was like, John, can you stop talking about Jaws? Right.

Cut you how many years later. His life is just a loop. He doesn't learn anything. He doesn't do anything new. Missy Beach, Chevy Chesa's scene was at least wholesome. This is a sad and pathetic. I know. It's all I was thinking about

Was at least like he was just like Oh, this is great I remember those days Josh is like rubbing it in KB's face For some reason Because KB Had a radar article And was pointing at it

And that was too much bragging for him I'm sorry Chris That's fine I was thinking if it was a scene Of John watching himself And crying now that would be something He would do that too But it's also

Mike Bucetti's on KB's show So it's like to rub it in his face like look at your co-hosts used to like me. And by the way, I'm not even putting it past him. Kevin Brennan might be upset about this. He might go out and show the next day. Be like, fuck this guy.

I don't know. Yeah. These guys are also petty. They're sticking it to me. Like, just live your own life. Who cares? Mike, did you really write that? Yeah, right.

Who would give a shit? All right. Sorry, I'm getting too excited. So after John Reminis and shows all this cool stuff, he decides to go after my friend. at Lucy Typebox. Now Lucy Typebox, of course, is analyzing this lull suit

that John has brought to us. And John decides to make fun of Lucy because of, I don't know if you guys know this, her name is pretty ridiculous. It's just like that Kaylee bitch. Just like fucking Lucy

tight box. Can't be that tight, Lucy. I don't know how many fucking dildos you're putting up there, but it can't be that tight. And you had two ex-husband so that should have been

there's been a lot of men at work down in how about that? Scott John does not get the joke No Lucy tight buys it probably not that tight yeah that's why the first name's Lucy it's Lucy and his mind is scrambling trying to find

something and two ex-husbands two ex-husbands because married people are always fucking she's been with two guys what the fuck What a loose bitch John's so retarded He doesn't know how to make fun of people

So then one of his buddies Dicker Vegas beer sales probably Explains the joke to John We watch him Get the explanation of the joke in real time Through a text message Watch this response He's reading it

Now we know where the Lucy comes from L-O-O-S I Lucy Very Lucy Goosey type bucks. Yes. What the fuck.

And John's like, I just came up with that, guys. Maybe your pussy's loose. Does he think it's her real name? Oh, no, no. I was trying to tox her. I forgot. He's so stupid. So somebody explains it to him.

And then John goes off on this. Because this is hilarious. I have to. All right, listen. Lucy, I know you're obsessed with me. Just like Missy B. I get it. It's just like Polly.

just like fucking moonhead Mike like I get it I have 700 people watching me live I haven't played a clip okay I haven't I was to point out that I was watching Lucy earlier this afternoon over a thousand people watching live didn't play a clip just analyzing this ridiculous lullsuit I haven't played a clip okay I haven't sniped anybody I have the gift to gab I'm charismatic I'm funny and I'm fucking handsome for the ladies I mean, you got the whole package here. And I'm smart as a whip. This is why when I leave, you're going to fucking be upset.

And I don't want to hear the text from you people. Don't be texting me. Ding, ding, ding, ding. I don't know what to hear it. Put it on silent if you don't want to hear the text. You're retard. From you people. don't be texting me

that number will be changed don't be tweeting me we miss you come back no because you didn't support me when I was here again everything with John's behavior if you just realize he's seven years old it all makes sense I'm going to run away from home

and then you'll miss me mom and dad will be crying you'll be sorry my big brother he'll be sorry they're not around anymore. They won't pick on me anymore if I ever come back. Like this is literally what John is, this is the fantasy he's going through in his head. We're all going to be like,

oh, we should have given more money to the Duke. Instead of just pathetically thinking it, he says it out loud. He says it out loud. The internet. This is his fantasy. He says the mirror in the, I was going to say the morning, in the late afternoon

when he gets up. Yeah, it says it in the beard. It's late afternoon affirmations. And I'm not going to drink until 7.31. I'll show you. It's 458, Chad. He's a real true demon. His dreams, his wishes,

his hopes and fantasies are not of good things happening to him. He's moved on from that. It's just about his enemy's suffering. That's the only joy he can imagine. Yeah, it's almost like things are going well for him. Is that the sense you're getting at him? I'm getting that sense.

It's starting, starting to feel that way. I'm starting to look at him and think that he might be the bad guy. So John is realizing that Lucy typebox, who's been married twice, by the way, what a whore. Might not have the tightest box. It might be loose. And then he goes, I don't know if people shared photos of her from Hackamania or something. I know that she was by the pool at some point. So then he decides to take his shot.

But I will say, loosey-goosey type box, got a nice party. Jeez. See, you're always talking about your tits. That ain't your best quality, baby. No, no, no. It's that tummy. You got a nice fucking flat tummy. I mean, Jesus.

Gotta be honest. I think you're kind of hot now. I didn't think that before. Wow. What a compliment. But you are. I don't know about those leg tattoos. I'd probably start getting them removed.

But then again, who is the fuck? I won't be looking at your legs. one I'm pummeling you from behind. What a charmer. And I'm going to fall asleep. Congratulations, Lucy. Very impressive. I just want to say to John, you know, he likes to rail on me.

I was one slapping sandwiches out of her hand all fucking weekend. I'm going to keep that tummy for John to enjoy. Stop putting food to your mouth, dummy. In his mind, since everybody's watching this show, everyone at the same time, always, he thinks Lucy's like busy doing other things with the show on in the background like hanging up her close and then he starts to turn and he's like, I like your body. She's just looking at the camera and she starts getting closer and like changing her mind about him. He thinks this is working. She's like, hmm, I don't feel differently about you, John.

How do you know it's not? I don't. I think that's what's going on in his head and I feel bad for Luzi. We all feel bad for Luzzi for a number of reasons. But that's John. He's a child. He's a toddler. He's also, I'm virile, I'm horny, and I'm cool.

Just a reminder. That is a good point. All right. We got a game to play. Is it weird or is it gay? What will letters say today? Is it gay? Megan, what's going on?

Hello, hello. Good to see you. Fun times in Vegas at Hackamania. Same to you, Annie. We got to hang out a bunch at Hackamania. I already. I'm already looking forward to next year. I know.

Let's just all go back now. If I were Patrick Melton, there would be no next year, because I don't know why he puts himself through that. It's so ridiculous. We got to play Is It Gay Live on stage? That was a lot of fun. And Megan, who has a work ethic, which I appreciate, says, I got another game for you this week, even though we just played one on Saturday. This is the game where we watch Aaron Himmel,

up a premise. We try to figure out if Aaron's going to call it gay or not because Aaron has no creativity. It's not a funny guy. And he thinks that calling things gay is funny. And so a lot of things, I mean, sometimes, like the knock-knock joke he had was pretty good. That's a good one. That was pretty creative. But other than that, no, it usually falls flat.

And so each round is worth one point until we get to the bonus round. worth three points and we all have to figure out is it gay starting with this first clip all right let's get into the Mark Levin's stuff hit like, hit subscribe, hit follow Johnny

they got about seven minutes to do 10 gifted memberships for you to do your exotic meets ad read is reading a Johnny's exotic meets ad gay Adam yes Carl

it has to be gay come on Chris. Yeah. Exotic meat. Come on. Annie. It's gay. Megan, if this isn't gay, then I don't know how to play this game anymore.

This seems like a gimmie. Yep. If they don't do it, they'll know that they don't care about you reading gay shit. Just me reading gay shit. All right. All right. That was an easy one. Let's get round one on the way.

We get some point. Appreciate that. What's going to do? It gets harder, everybody. Relax. We've got to put on our thinking caps. We'll see. We'll see.

All right. Round two is a gay. He's a skin licker. The high court ruled Colorado's ban on the practice may violate First Amendment free speech rights. Foxx 9's Capitol reporter, Cornyn Hoggard, is there live tonight. And Corn Hoggart as a guy who conversion therapy clearly works, turning him from a total moe into a gig of Chad. Yeah. He can tell you how great this conversion therapy is.

Is conversion therapy gay? Annie? Not gay? Chris? Not gay. I mean, by definition, it's not gay. It's like, oh, does Aaron think? It's on, I'm going to say it's un-gay.

I'm putting you down for you. So what is it? Adam. It's gay. All right. Let's find out. So did you go, I'm going not gay, Carl?

I'm going not gay. Okay. Un gay. I'm the most humblest. It's un gay. Go ahead, Corn. And so, Corn, how are Minnesota legislators reacting to the ruling? Fucking gay, Lisa.

God! Adam picks up a point. I'm stupid. Was Adam only said that was gay? That's what I got. Okay. All right. Adam's in the lead.

We go to round three. Hold on. Let me call my mom. Oh, also, Cheetos writing in says, Good morning, Aaron. First bike night is April 30th, and are you still going to be the keynote speaker tonight at Stoney's White Power Wednesday?

There is no White Power Wednesday at Stoney's, Cheetos, owner of Stonies. I feel like he would know. It's on Thursday. But yes, I would be the keynote speaker. But you booked Brian the Midget already, you son of a bitch. Is it gay that Brian?

Brian the midget is a bigger celebrity to book for Stoney's White Power Hour. White Power Wednesdays and air. Megan, say that again. I feel like, let's go. It's going to take two on that one. I think we're going to stronger take on this one. That's the most ridiculous thing. Yeah, yeah, please.

Just read that again. Let's hear it. Is it gay that Brian the Midget? Mm-hmm. Is it bigger celebrity to book? Slower. Slower. Keep going.

Director Adam here. He's directed some films, so. Is it gay that Brian the midget is a bigger celebrity to book for Stony's White Power Wednesdays than Aaron. Adam.

No, it's not gay. Carl. Not gay. Chris. Not gay. Annie. I think it is gay. That's offensive.

All right. Annie can pick up a point here. If you've never heard his thoughts on mind comp, it's modern literature. You're just saying it's weird for you to show up and him to be the bigger celebrity. Exactly. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Especially when I dwarf him in stature.

It's weird. It's weird. Well, Johnny said weird. Yeah, that's true. Aaron just doesn't like it. All right. Annie missed a point on that one. Adam's still in the lead as we go into round four.

of is it gay? We got 20 from Mainvane. Thank you very much Mainvane. Appreciate the 20. Let's fuck! We're 35 bucks away from a W. They're saying pretend

not to see Mainvain. No, I can't. When I'm on another screen, the Rumble, you don't, the Rumble donations do not show up. Is it gay that the Rumble donations don't show up unless you go into the Rumble chat? Annie. Yeah, that's gay.

Chris. I feel like he's about to say it's gay. Carl. Gay. Adam. Gay. Until you go on to the Rumble chat. It's really fucking weird.

Anyway. Wow. Oh, man. Megan's throwing me off today. All right. All right. What do we got? What are the scores here?

We still got Adam in the lead by one? Yep. All right. This is round five. Is it gay? Place that should be full of kids now shadowed by recovery crews after last week's fire. It was a student, a Westwood student who intentionally set the... They're sitting there scrubbing the walls endlessly.

Get out of here, smoke. All right, fine, I'll leave. Not you, Darius. I was talking to the damage on the... God, what year is it? Dude. Is it gay to find this? woman attractive

Adam I know Carl that's a weird question that dude looks like Adam so I'm going to say yes that's gay that's pretty funny so I'm going to go gay

all right thank you Annie gay gay what she is kind of hot yeah she is kind of I can see that now

episode of We're home. Oh, really? Keep going. All right, I'm going. I was going to say, oh, now I feel gay. Yes. She's going to say she's kind of cute.

Yeah, I agree. I mean, I. Gay. What's the score? We're going to the bonus round. Three-way tie. Annie's got one point. All right.

But the bonus rounds worth three points. Anything can happen. In the bonus round, we don't play. Is it gay? We have a multiple choice. that Megan will tell us about after we play the setup, which is this. Guys, it was a nasty divorce. David Geffen, the billionaire, has finally settled his divorce.

He's 83. Married a guy 51 years younger than him. Why was the divorce messy? And why is David Geffen the dumbest motherfucker alive? Anybody? Go ahead. And throw a membership in with it. Go ahead.

I know we got a little bit of, what do they call it, latency? I said it to the second level of latency, not the lowest one. Go ahead. Why did the David Geffen divorce take a long time? And why is David having to shell out a bunch to a guy 51 years younger than him? No, Sam show, not because he's a gay F word. No, my lost interest, not because of butt sex, not because of cheating, not because of AIDS. No, Boozmock, not because he's a Jew.

Why is this getting so out of hand? No, not a limp dick, not separating sex toys, not no Viagra. Those are all my guesses. Why did David Geffen's divorce take so long to finish? One, they lived separately. Two, Geffen didn't want to lose his trophy husband. Or three, they didn't have a pre-up. Adam.

Prenup. Carl. Lived separately. Chris. Trophy. Annie. Trophy. All right.

Here we go. There's going to be a distinct winner on this one. None of the... No, guy, come on. There's no pre-up. No. Is that Adam? That's totally Adam.

Well done, Adam. Thank you. As a prize, can you just put her back up for a minute? That teacher. I don't know if anyone caught it during the live show, but we're talking about Ron. Anthony's yelling about him. Trucker Andy's yelling about him.

And Adam goes, I think he's handsome. That wasn't me. I couldn't tell because he was way the fuck off the microphone. I'm sorry. I didn't need to bring it up. If Patrick's watching it, he's not. Monitor speakers go a long way so we can hear ourselves. It'd be really neat.

Other people could, you know, other people could hear us, but it wouldn't be cool if we could hear each other, have a conversation. And you know what? We don't even need a DJ. We'll bring an iPod. It'll be great. That's true. That's very true.

Annie, Megan, so fun hanging out with both of you. Any quick thoughts on Hackamania? Any highlights that you want to talk about Annie? I think I said this while I was there, but I think the highlight was meeting Echle and Rochi. Yeah. That was fantastic. That was cool. Both over from the UK hang out with us.

And of course, you celebrated your birthday? Yes, it was wonderful. Everyone hung out with me and said something to me on Friday. I really appreciate it. Thank you very much, especially Megan. Megan did a good job. She did a good job celebrating your birthday. Megan, any highlights, any things you want to talk about from the weekend in Vegas?

Yeah, it was really great hanging out with all of you, and it was really fun. I was like there's a gun to her head, and it was really fun. Especially Carl. I really enjoyed it. No, it was really fun seeing everyone again and meeting new people, and everyone saying how is it gay is one of the favorite parts of this show. I was very surprised by that because I don't assume. that anyone really pays attention to this, but I'm really glad that I could make people laugh. So thank you for- props.

Props to you, Megan. You were a spectator last year at Hackamania this year. You were on WTP. You were on this little piggy. You had something to do with the Tuki Pucket Show thing. Saw you back there at some point. So look at you. She had to peel shit off of JT.

Oh, give it up to Megan. Oh, shit. I thought she was a puppeteer. I was his costumer. Oh, okay. Well, that's very impressive, though. All right. We should stop sucking each other's dicks to play a little opie or burr game.

Well, hello there. And thank you for returning to the site of our wonderful little game. I'm your host Simon from the worst ever podcast. What do you say we get going with round one of Opie or Burr? But anyway, what the fuck did I write down here? There's a few things I actually wanted to talk about. I'm not talking about that. You can't talk about that on a podcast.

That's crazy. Yeah, so I've actually... Time to register those votes. Wow. I'm going to go first because I have no clue. This could be either one of those guys. I'm just going to go. That's a game.

I know, I know, but that one's really good. I'm going to go with Bill Burr. What do you think, producer Chris? Opie. What do you think, me? Megan. Bill Burr. Annie? I think it's Billber. Adam. Billber.

All right. Let's find out. And here's the answer. But anyway. Damn. What the fuck did I write down here? These are two things I actually wanted to talk about. I'm not talking about the podcast. That's crazy. Yeah, so I've actually got tons of other things to talk about.

Let's play. Round two. I used to make fun of people that needed therapists and going to therapy. I was really, really, really against it. Time to register those votes. Adam, what do you think? Opie. Annie.

I think it's Opie. Megan? Opie. PC? Opie. I think it's Bill Burr. I think it's Bill. And here's the answer.

I used to make fun of people that needed therapists and going to therapy. I was really, really, really against it. Until my mom's therapist called me. Let's play. Round three. When we drop those bombs over, I can't say the names of the cities. That's why I'm saying the two cities in Japan. I take you inside the process here.

Um, time to register those votes. I think it's Opie. What do you think, Adam? Opie. Megan? Opie. Annie. Opie.

Opie. All right. We're all going Opie. And here's the answer. When we drop those bombs over now, I can't say the names of the cities. That's why I'm saying the two cities in Japan. I take you inside the process, yeah. Um, idiot can't even say Nagasekai and Hiro Shime.

Let's play. All right. Well done, Simon. Round four. Like, these are American companies spying on you. Um, without your permission. And, and nobody in the government is fucking doing a goddamn thing about it. Oh, the birds are out.

Look at that. Time to register those votes. God damn it. Andy, what do you think? think. I think that's Burr. Bruce or Chris?

I went Burr. Adam. Bur. I'm going O.P. What do you think, Megan? Burr. And here's the answer. Like, these

are American companies spying on you. Without your permission. And nobody in the government is fucking doing a goddamn thing about it. Oh, the birds are out. Look at that. Those aren't real birds.

Let's play. Round. I knew that was Burr. I wanted to steal a point. God damn it. I hate this game. You could hear the birds in the... Yeah.

That's why he addressed it. You know, that studio that he uses. Five. No, everyone is aggressive, but none of them can actually fight. I'm not saying I'm a huge fighter, but... Time to register those votes. Hmm. All right.

Start with you, Megan. Opie? Adam? Opie. I'm going to go, Bill Burr, Annie? Bill Burr. Bruce or Chris? Burr.

All right. And here's the answer. No, everyone is aggressive, but none of them could actually fight. No. I'm not saying I'm a huge fighter, but... But I know how to hide a body. Congratulations. This week's winner gets a non-foil fallout beyond

Vault 33 secret layer pack. From all of us at Opier Burr, this is Simon. Goodbye. All right. Simon with the Maddox inside joke on there. Imagine the gathering. All right, what are the final scores, producer Chris? Adam and a Megan won.

Whoa. They swept it. Congratulations, both of you for crushing it. I'll give you one of these. Adams are a big weaner today. I just need it on a piece of paper If you could just send it to me that I'm a winner Because I'm accused of being a loser

Later on in life I can write it It's right underneath a plug Yeah I'll hand write it and send it over to you Speaking of plugs I want to tell you that We did an episode of the creepoff At Hackamania

That has yet to be seen Except for the people who are streaming it Or at Hackamania That will be posted on this channel As well as the Creepov channel Tonight at 9 Which is in about 37 minutes.

Nine Eastern time. We'll do the premiere. So tune into that. That episode will be up and available. Tomorrow, devilverse live on my channel. We have, of course, Blind Mike is my co-host. Not Cardiff. Go fuck yourself, Cardiff.

Blind Mike and I doing Devilverse Live at 4 p.m. Eastern with the great husey joining the show. We have a lot of talk. We have a lot to talk about. Granny getting laid. So much to get to. And the rest. The whiz goes out and out of that.

So much happened at Hackamania, of course, midget wrestling, which I missed because I was at some stupid dinner thing. Yeah. Did you make it to midget wrestling? I was at dinner with you. God damn it. We're idiots. What were we thinking? Adam, anything to promote my friend?

No, just everybody keep on dabbling. Hey. Annie. What do you get going on? I would like to plug gummy chainsaw. He was set up in the Hacomania's like a venue and he was selling all sorts of merch. You guys, super creative. So go to gummychainsaw.com to get some of his creative items.

Yes, I have a lot of gummy chainsaw and Luigi Greenberg merch. They had like these fun little merch bags and all sorts of crapping them. How do they sell so much immersion and go home with more stuff than what I left with? It was awesome. It's getting out of hand. It was awesome. It was very cool. I appreciate it all of that.

Megan, anything to promote? Go by Cardiff's kids' paintings. I got her one of Keanu getting her face scratched by her cat. Nice. Yes. So Megan and I were watching Keanu last night. She was watching the costume contest. I probably covered on DeLiver's Live tomorrow.

But Keanu's such a narcissist. Like she can't just like watch Megan dressed up as her. she has to pause every three seconds and her and her mom have to comment on it it's just like just fucking let it play she's doing an impression of you it's funny just let it play for three seconds I know she's very excited

we're like new best friends now Tracy Hollywood she didn't care for as much no she has a negative things to say yeah were you yeah she thought it was cute huh

yeah speaking of Spotify comments positive things. Do we have any Spotify comments that you've read, Megan? We do. We do, we do. We do.

I have two to read from episode 716 from last week, and I have one from the Hacomania one. I don't have too many comments from the hackamania one. We put it up late, so we didn't go up on the regular time time. Everyone listen. Everyone comment. Thank you. Thank you. All right.

So from episode 716, I have Blas. Vladimir Jermick saying, Mersh really hurt you, Carl. Yeah. I'll never recover. I know. A Corpse Nothing says, Hard Ticket to Hawaii was one of the greatest films of all time.

Actually, the whole BBB series from Sedaris is a must-watch material for bad movie enjoiers. Hard ticket to Hawaii was sent to me by the Great Seamus. I watched it on Easter. And it's the horniest movie you've ever seen. It's a very good movie. It's great.

I think I have a collection of Andy Sedaris movies, but that's his number one. That's the best one. There's a scene where these two women get shot at. And they're like, we got to process this. We should probably take our tops off and go on the jacuzzi. And that's what they do to process what just happened. It's a very important part of the movie. I think it's how women operate.

It is an important part of the movie. It's a good point. One more comment on there? Yes. from episode 717, our hackamania episode. Some guy in New Hampshire says, if you didn't say Chris Catan, I would have sworn that I was listening to a podcast

that Louis Armstrong appeared on before he died. Dude, the Chris Catan stuff was wild. I thought he had a stroke. I forget who I said that to. And I'm like, he just, I don't know. He looks terrible. He looks really bad. Yeah.

Instead of John makes one of them for his looks. Not a good sign. Any new reviews coming in? Just one from a unreadable username over on Apple Podcasts. The title is The Point, Question Mark. Not funny. Three stars. No, they hated.

It was one. Guys, help us out with the algorithm. Give us five stars. Shit all over us in the comment section on Apple Podcasts. or wherever you can review podcasts. Look at our buddy, Jason Bentley. We were hanging out with all weekend is here. Just a question for producer, Chris.

Thanks for the 10 bucks, Jason Bentley. Question for producer Chris. What was it like getting recognized in the Atlanta airport? Kind of makes it all worth it, right? Sure. Did you run it to Jason at the Atlanta airport? Yeah, well, yeah. They were nice enough to drive me and Dr. Steve.

Nice. To their airport. And yes, we got recognized by a baggage handler, actually. No shit. Yeah. Who said to Dr. Steve, what's your name? Steve? Are you Dr. Steve?

And was that producer Chris? No shit. No. That's amazing. I was getting at my connection in Philadelphia. And Jen and I were, like, waiting to, like, get on the plane last. That's my move. And a guy walks out to him, is like, Carl, Jen?

Like, yeah. This guy, Neil. who was coming for Providence and was on the same plane as us. And then we hung out with Neil all weekend. This is what happens when you go to Hackamania, people. Yeah. We all hang out, have a good time. You watch me wear a kilt and go on a zip line.

And I didn't even pee on anyone. I'm very proud of myself. I decided not to do that. It's always next time. You come a long way. Well, I was like, I got this little piggy. I don't want to get arrested. The puppet show's coming up.

Yeah, smart. Don't want to miss that. Thank you. I thought that was smart. We have some voicemails coming in on the Gary and San Diego voicemail line. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and roll.

Hey, Carl, I was wondering if you know how you say shit all over us in the comment section? Or leave us a five-star review and shit all over us in the comment section? I wonder if Scarlett Hampton says, leave me a one-star review because I shit all over your condiment erection. All right, that was cheesy. It's not bad, actually. I thought that was pretty clever. Maybe I'm the idiot, but I liked it. Hey, Carl, that, uh, I think you may have been a little confused.

That show with that, uh, that financial show with that curly-haired Jew, that fat bitch on there, that's, that's not real, dude. That's set up. That's some, that fucking fat bitch is probably some wannabe stand up or something, and it's, it's not, it's not real. And just think, it's not real. DoorDash to the fucking show that you showed up to to please help me with my funds. And you're going to get fucking doordash. The show turned into a fucking wacky.

It's just not, that's not real. Later. Yeah, one of people said that. Like this financial audit was Caleb Hammer has jumped the shark. It could be right. It was very fake in stage. But does that guy think that Trump really got doordash? to the White House.

Oh, the McDonald's showed up. Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't real, too. Loophole lady, our friend, Didi, FK. Mamie, the $2 super sticker. Of course, very pregnant loophole lady we saw in Vegas.

I just went up to her. You're still doing this bit? What do you do? I punched her in the gun. There's no way you're pregnant, right? I don't know how to get into stuttering, John. ear. I'm not big on social media and all that.

But if somebody can get in his ear and let him know that Carl is doing stand-up this coming up here and really just twist the fuck out of it, make it that he's the headliner and, you know, really work John up on that. That would be something I would enjoy listening to. Chris, call me back. That's not a bad idea. Tell John I'm doing stand-up, which, by the way, I will be doing stand-up. We're doing a creep-off stand-up show in August in Rochester. that I am hosting.

So no one videotape that. Is that a consequence? I got a great idea for your act. You should just read John's divorce report. That's actually not a bad idea. The Arborist calling it. Hey, Carl. It's the Arborist, listening to the John's segment on the most recent episode.

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't put it past John to know the lawyer. or whatever, whoever, Lichie Binklestein or whatever, I wouldn't put it past him to actually, like, know who that guy is. But saying that he's, like, a Hispanic lawyer in Texas doesn't narrow it down, you know. I mean, I guess you can infer that he's not a homosexual because he has a life. But, again, Texas is, like, predominantly Hispanic as, like, the major minority population, you know. So, I mean, and now with all the minorities, white people are probably the major majority. But I digress. Anyways, half-fun-a-hastomania.

Say hi to everyone for me. Bye-bye. Hi, everyone. Nailed it. Welcome, Robert Dixon, Cutharoos, to W-A-T-P. You're hired, sir. That was very good. That was pretty good.

I'm into it. Hey, Carl. Now, Caleb Hammer's financial audit isn't acted or scripted, but I do know that there is a video which people on the show have talked about that they have to, like an incoming video. You know what I mean? Like a video you got to watch before you do the show. And there's like paperwork they have to sign and shit. So it's probably not that it's scripted, but they're probably told before.

forehand. Like, oh, this guy's going to be mean to you play into it sort of thing. Well, anyway, call me back. Yeah, we were talking about that like Jerry Springer. The guests come on and they're like, hey, I was going to go and you'll be more popular and get more views if you do this and this and this. It's scripted, but there's a pre-interview where they go over everything and encourage them to do and tell Caleb ask them about this, you'll like the answer.

And when Caleb calls you a fat bitch, just be like, I'm not that fat. They're like, okay, I guess I'll do that. Sounds wild, but okay. Hey, what's up, Carl? This is a new fan. I just barely caught up with the latest episode finally. I started watching this fucking show since, damn, since you guys were making fun of one of the shows that I listened to.

I'm not going to say it because you guys could probably make fun of me for it. But anyways, I started hate watching you guys and then slowly just, you know, like getting used to, that whenever you start smoking a cigarette It's terrible at first You hate it But you just can't get enough of it You want to keep going, keep going Until you're hooked

So yep, I'm a new fan now, man Anyways Well, thank you I appreciate that First of it was hate watching And then became a fan And I agree with the cigarette analogy Meth just the opposite

I'm the answer with you From the first time He goes back again Oh I'm sorry Comment? What? I thought we should make fun of them for being afraid to mention that. That's true. Yeah, let us know.

Okay. Who did I talk to? I talked to someone at Hackamania. Because I asked this question a lot and people come up and be like, oh, I'm a huge fan of the show. Like, how did you find us? I had a guy tell me he was like all sheepish. He was like, I like, I like, John's show. I was like, really? Interesting.

He's a Stering John fan. So Royce was there. I know. I was like, you're that guy? He's a guy who's like a son of John fan. He was just like, John's. I got Lady Kay. Like, who's this Lady Kay guy?

What is he talking about? He used to say my name in the roll call, and I liked it. Yeah, right. New Fan calls back again. Hey, Carl, New Fan here again. Anyways, I was listening to your show, you know, trying to catch up at the time. And I usually listened to it on the radio. I had my dad with me while I was driving him off somewhere.

And you guys were talking about Sturtering John. And my dad looked at them. me and he was like, oh, studying John from the from the Hall of Stern show, right? I used to listen to that show. Did he drink himself to death? And wow, in a way

I had to tell him, well, you're half right. All right, man. Anyways, don't call me back. All right, I won't. That is funny. What a weird Mandela, in fact. Right? Like, the guy's not dead, but it's like, he probably drank himself to death. Yeah, this sounds right.

It was just so classic because you can hear John listening to that and go, see, see, he knows so I. Aw. Damn it. Adam, you did something on WTP that I didn't even comment on. But when you came back up at the end of the show, you were dressed up as skinny Chad Zumach. You had the cat ear headphones. You had the hamburger pants.

And, uh, yeah, the glasses. This guy wants to know about that. Hey Carl, what happened to the pants? The famous hamburger pants that Adam Bush wore so elegantly at Hacomania, because I have a friend who looks and sounds exactly like me who would like to buy them, but only if they haven't been washed. See, my friend is an avid Adam Bush admirer, but he's even a greater fan of Adam's pants region. Tants region. hit the homey pants region

Adam Is those pants available for sale Do you remember how they found KB's book That he left at Rodney's I left those pants Right by the stage hanging down there So if anyone wants to get back to the plaza They're yours, you can have them

And I gave a hat to a buddy There are literally people sprinting right now through the plaza. We're watching these other phones at the blackjack table. Right? Yeah.

But you know why Kumi is funny because I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I'd already hit the button.

I'm sorry. Perfect timing. I get it. Now I know how it feels like to be wrong. Okay. Bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in.

Bye. great episodes. That was really great. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes over. All right, ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys.

Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye.