Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep719 - The Quartering

Episode Date: April 19, 2026

This week we’re checking in on the Quartering, a long-time streamer who is embroiled in controversy this week. Jeremy Hambly is a wealthy man who puts out a ton of low effort content (his words). Now he’s upset that people are making fun of him and he’s flagging channels and using connections at YouTube to get revenge.  Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to discuss Kino Casino’s battle with the Quartering and Jeremy’s stolen shorts content. Stuttering John had both Ava and $2 Corky on his show. Ava asks $2 Dan straight up what his role was in the relentless bullying of Patrick Tomlinson. Corky can't defend himself and Stuttering John can't follow anything that Ava is saying. John associating with Corky is a terrible idea considering his track record. Ava comes off as brilliant compared to StutJo and Corky. Opie can’t control his show at all. What’s normally an FU Friday stream that’s pure fire is derailed by a discussion of whether or not mermaids are real. We finish off with a round of “To Poke A Dabbler” and your voicemails. Trucker Andy’s show: https://staysorry.com/ Cayley’s show: https://www.youtube.com/onceoverwithcayley  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The show hosted by Jeremy Hambly. And Jeremy's been around a very long time. He has a YouTube channel called The Quartering. It has 2.02 million subscribers. The write-up on that is Daily Breaking News on Gaming, Hollywood, Movies, video games, and technology. He also has a... another channel that is just his name, Jeremy Hambly, that has 255,000 subscribers.

And that says, breaking news, commentary on entertainment, politics, and more. Been around a long time, you say. Yeah, you can't tell. He's been a content creator for a very long time. He sucks at it. He's really bad at it. It's actually surprising. This actually was on, no, he's been on my radar for a long time, the quartering.

And there have been videos he made that were actually educational and informative for me. It's been a long time. And I do remember seeing this nine months ago when it first came out. He made a video called I'm destroying my channel. This video has 220,000 views. And obviously a provocative name for a video destroying his channel. But there's 2 million subscribers. Why would you do such a thing?

And we find out that our boy, Jeremy, he's got some problems. He suffers from a little anxiety. And he wants to tell us, All about that in this clip. My God, he looks just like Aaron. I don't know if many of you have noticed, but I've been a lot more shifty and weird, breathy lately. And it's because I'm having near daily anxiety. There's been something going on with my YouTube channel over the past couple of weeks

that I have been spending almost every single night trying to figure out. I talk to my YouTube rep. I talk to other people in the space. I just can't figure it out. I mean, he's both shifty and weird breathy lately. And this is how he starts the video off. And his anxiety is near daily. I've heard of such anxiety.

Sounds terrible. You always complain about when people who are podcasting are on couches, I don't like the squeaky chairs. So the fact that the shiftyness is just making that chair go insane, get a better chair. He's a big boy, too. Yeah. The breathing might be obesity.

related. Right. Not so much anxiety. Yeah, that's a good point. So listen to this. He is panicking is what's going on with this channel. Over the past several weeks, I have noticed videos that used to get 50, 60, 70, 80,000 views were starting to get 10,000 views, 15,000 views. And it caused great panic. Because as you know, I have a lot of staff. My YouTube, channel actually pays for all of the staff on my live stream. All right. So I actually feel for him because I know what this is like when you rely on YouTube for a big portion of your income. Now, he's on Rumble as well.

He makes money from Rumble. He's a multimillionaire from this content creating. And he was freaking out nine months ago because he's going, oh, my God, no one's watching these videos anymore. I can't pay my staff. Now, you'll notice the graphics on the screen. At this time, he was putting out new videos every day at noon, two, three, five, and six. And he also has a live broadcast.

He does Monday through Friday at one. How can you make good content if you're putting out that many videos a day? Aaron, I'm old. It seems like it's a bit much, right? What do you even have to say that much? I mean, there's not enough words. Well, that's a good question because the format of a show, is reading an article that he's interested in.

I have that. Yeah, we have examples of that. But first, so he's trying to figure out, like, how do I fix this issue that I'm having with the views being down? First of all, I ask my viewers, hey, I've got two million subs. Why in the heck am I getting 8,000 views again? Or 8,000 views on a video?

How the hell would they know? You know what I mean? Because your content sucks, I don't know. Like, you're the YouTuber. I don't know, man. Sucks for you, but I don't know what to tell you. So this is actually, there's a reason why he's panicking and has all this anxiety. He actually is saying something pretty serious.

If it continued like this, past these two weeks, which it has been, I would have to fire everybody that works for me, everybody. And, you know, probably make some other pretty drastic changes. did you imagine being the guy who makes his thumbnails and you're like watching this video you're like oh what am I going to grab for the thumb I'm going to fire everybody what the fuck this is how I find out about this

kind of bedside manner is that who lives that paycheck to paycheck that they have to two weeks would make the difference of that yeah isn't that shocking if you don't if you want to have consistency in a job get a day job don't be a YouTuber

well it's interesting that he says I have to fire everybody seems very drastic And he's actually going to go into more detail on that in just a moment. But thankfully, people did let him know the real reason why his views are way down. And he was one of the reasons was deleting any video that had a low click-through rate. I don't know if you've done this at all, Lucy, with your channel. Do you look at click-through rate and delete a video of no one's clicking on it? I look.

I don't do anything about it. Yeah, apparently you're not supposed to do that. YouTube frowned on you deleting videos with low-click-through. You should, you know, change the thumb. or change the title or something. Views, you say. So what I mean, Lucy? When you're on YouTube.

All right. Yeah, so this is other feedback that he received to figure out why views are down. The other big, good piece of feedback is that, Jeremy, you're not providing enough in-depth, enough additional value in your videos. And you know what? Fair point. I think the market has shifted and it's no longer okay just to have to, you know, just to read an article and give my, whoa, that's crazy. You think?

Another way to sum this up is, your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. Now, what was refreshing about this is that I thought for sure to be blaming the algorithm. We'll get to that. I thought I'd be blaming YouTube. This couldn't possibly be his fault. I remember when I was hanging with Frank at Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. The quartering was a sponsor of that.

We had his coffee brand coffee there. And so I was talking to Frank about the quartering. And he was saying that, yeah, the algorithm's been really making it difficult for people to find its videos. And I haven't had that problem. Our channel continues to grow. So I'm sure that there is a case for that for some people. but I don't think that YouTube is trying to stop. He's got some weird conspiracy theories that we'll get into.

But I appreciate back then, he's going, my content stinks. I got to do better. I have hired a researcher full time. Her job is to help me formulate these videos to add more information to them. To teach something rather than to read an article and react. Yeah, you don't have to tell us that. Just start making better videos. Why is he letting us know the position he just hired?

Yeah, everyone else on his staff is like, what the fuck? Yeah, I could have done that. I could have to do that. Right, right. Guys, you don't understand. I'm going to have to fire the woman that's telling me the most obvious shit. Right. It's just weird that he made this video.

Like, this is stuff that we don't need to know about. But I guess he wanted to communicate this with the fans. There is also the issue of my videos being boring. Now that brings up kind of, you know, I used to have meme intros. Well, I tested the meme intros and people were basically 50-50 and whether or not they cared about them. Well, the meme intros are coming back. Great. But not just that.

There's more. I have now hired. I have shifted my full-time video editor, Stephen, many of you know him. His job will now be to make my videos better. wasn't that his job beforehand? Does no one have that job? What was he doing? Yeah.

Hey, guys, who's making my videos good? Not it? I'm doing your baked potato. Yeah. So I think it's funny. I was like, yeah, go ahead and get started with those better videos anytime now. Don't rush there, Jeremy. Jesus Christ.

So let's find out why the videos are going to be better. So each day, he will add B-roll to my videos, you know, memes, factoid, on-screen things. to make my videos more engaging and interesting. The era of me just reading articles is over, is what I'm saying. Yeah, thank you, Andy. Fast forward nine months if you watch a recent episode. What is this from? This is nine months ago.

The fuck. Yeah, I know. Watch a recent episode. He's just reading the article. I have to take over at this point. Hold on. I know I'm going along. I know I'm going along.

We'll get into that in just a second. But this is actually fascinating this part of it. I was surprised to hear this. But I went from a staff of about 10 people to I'm going down to about three people. And the three people I'm keeping are going to have to do more work. I mean, again, like this sounds like a staff meeting. I don't know why you're telling this in your show. Also, I think that he goes, we had about 10 and now we have about three.

It's 10 and 3, right? This is Stuttering John trying to remember what he made at the Leno show. Right, yeah, it's $150,000, 500. I don't know. He's not including himself. Yeah. I might actually have to do something. Fire yourself.

Yeah. So that's actually pretty drastic to go down from 10 to 3. And he's trying to make his videos better. He's hiring researchers and video editors. So this is the reason why he was able to label this video, I'm destroying my channel. This is where it all ties in. The fact that had I continued down the path I was over the last three months, I would have completely killed this channel.

I would have completely killed the quartering channel. Just regurg, you know, spewing out videos, being happy with, you know, odd hit and miss. To be clear, Hannah Claire, Luke and Melanie Mack are all still employed. Okay. Thank God. They got Melanie Mac is still over there. Yeah, so he does do shows, like the live shows he has. Does he still have Melanie Mac on the show and some other creators too?

You were in charge of Roger recent episode. That's why I asked. He was on solo, Dolo, and I saw him, but... Okay. No, fair enough. The reason why I bring up Melanie Mac, I've told this story before. She's a crazy person. I'm not interested in her content, but she is one of the sexiest girls I've ever seen on the internet.

And she was at Chrissy Mayer's wedding. And so I walked over to her, introduced myself. Hey, Melanie Mac, good news. It's Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. And hoping she would be cold. Holy shit, Carl. Yeah. Such a big fan.

Didn't give a... Does that ever happen? Only with fat chicks. Story of my life. Definitely not Melody Mac. Anyway. Fat guys. Yeah, and I saw...

So there's a lot of controversy going on. We're going to get into all of that. The reason why we're talking about the quartering, it's timely right now. There's a lot of controversy. I saw Melanie Mac put out a video a couple days ago. I bet you did. Oh, well, yeah. It shows up with my algorithm.

No, it was saying, how. Now, she's like, everyone's picking on the quartering right now. They think that's the cool thing to do. I don't think you should do that. He's cool. I think that's what she said. I wasn't really paying it. That's to know what it was coming out of her mouth.

But before we get into that, and Lucy, you're going to get into the controversy this week, the quarter. Jeremy's really stepped in it. But, Andy, do you want to play some examples of the show so we can get a better sense of what this is? Yeah. Let's start with something fun. Speaking of how cool Jeremy is, he's good at certainly. things like consuming dairy, like cheese and ice cream. What he's not good at is keeping it in his asshole.

And clip one, we're going to watch one of these hot women that love to hang around with Jeremy realize his dietary problems. Okay. Well, yeah, lots of time with this. By the way, that's Melanie Mac right there. You're like, I don't know. I don't know if she's out of the show. They're sweetening this for, you know, the listening pleasure.

but keep an eye on her face. Oh, is there a guy who's in charge of just fart sounds that he hired? Not anymore. He's going to get better. There's a fart guy now. No, that's a good hire. Yeah, lots of time with this announcement today at 1 o'clock. Any early predictions?

A big TPSA announcement. We've had some multiple people say, Jeremy, you're going to be on main stage, which I think is hilarious. Yeah, that would be an anti-announcement. They'd be like, Timu Timcast coming right now. Like baby and like chunky babies. They're not. All right.

So someone put that together, but it looks like it's pretty accurate. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've had the vicious before. I've never walked the room, though. You haven't? We're too polite. And in clip two, I want to get into, you know, what's upsetting everybody about this guy.

But first, we need to understand that he's, you know, because he's terrible at podcasting is mainly why people think that he sucks. And I know this. clip is going to piss Carl off. Well, just about every 90s kid remembers the American Pie series. The members, remembers. Remembers? There was basically a bevy of,

if you were a young teen boy and you were looking for a crush, I mean, you had Tara Reid, you had Shannon Elizabeth, you had the red-headed girl who went to band camp, you had that other chick. All right, can I predict why I'm pissed at this?

Yes. He doesn't know who, fucking Ails and Hannigan is? Yes, exactly. And I watched this, because he went on to be like, yeah, I don't really know what the redheaded chick ever did. That she was the next clear. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.

This is fucking, this is bonkers right here. I was just like, you don't know what Ails and Hanigan is done? What are you crazy? Did you guys hear the good news, though? Shannon Elizabeth is starting an only fan. Well, yeah, we're going to get into that. It doesn't sound like she's ever going to be naked. I have some thoughts on that.

She's not the wrong side of 50. Exactly. Yeah. You basically had. the perfect smorgas board for teen hormone activation ever. You had gross out humor. I don't know if those movies would age well anymore. But basically every woman on that show has had their life devolve into complete an utter disaster.

Except for the redheaded girl who went on to host some sort of game show. She was on How I Met Your Mother from. a lot of years. She's had a pretty good TV career, so I will kind of exclude the band camp girl. I don't mean to disrespect her by not remembering her name. Jesus Christ. Do your research.

Completely forgot Buffy, but who cares? That show sucks. Nobody that was ever on is. Wow. Wow. How dare you? So I wanted to point out the thumbnail for this.

I find this frustrating with this guy. So that video we were just playing, maybe have more clips, but it says she opened an only fans. And it's got images of Terry Reed, Allison Hattigan and Shannon Elizabeth. And so the answer is Shannon Elizabeth.

Open an only offense. Yeah. But he has to put all three girls on there, so we have to guess or just tell us which one. I'm just said that it's not Tara Reid in the wheelchair. Yeah, it's not that Tara Reid. Well, it does make me want to click on the video. Have you seen Tara Reid?

Are you crazy? She doesn't look like that anymore. She looks terrible. I mean, she's looked terrible since the early, 2000s. Ouch. Yeah. So apparently, Tara Reid is lied about getting roofied and Shannon and Elizabeth is, you know,

starting and only fans at the recommended age of 52, wherever the fuck she's thinking. Yeah. And this is just the laziest version of a format. He's just reading the article. Yeah, where were all that B-roll and bells and whistles and all that stuff? He was promising. Exactly. That's why I was shocked to hear that.

Yeah. Clip four. All right. I just want to give a quick bookend on this before the EOS story. she resurfaced publicly for the first time since investigation into claims that her drink was spiked at a hotel bar close to three months ago. Now this is a brand new article though. On November 23rd, the American Pie Star, who is now 50,

alleged that she had her drink spiked by a stranger after having just one drink at the hotel in Rosemontero Airport in Chicago, Illinois. I mean, no one thinks they have to get Tara Reid on date rape drugs in order to get her naked. I mean, I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm just saying. And that was lazy and boring. And a lot of these other clips that I played before, it's just him doing a bad stream of consciousness,

setting up, reading somebody else's work. So a lot of people are drilling down on why this guy sucks. But it all reminded me of a story that came out two years ago that was about this baddie sniper wolf. And she used to do exactly what he's doing, arguably better, though. Okay. In clip five, this is more context for

Jack's films and the sniper wolf beef that basically prophesies this whole thing that's happening now with the quartering. You know the phrase works smarter, not harder? Well, sniper wolf does neither. She just steals and doesn't credit anyone

and has become a zillionaire in doing so. A fire hydra exploded and the water's just going everywhere. Pretty cool. Now, some of you might be thinking, so what? Who cares? She's giving creators exposure. And hey, maybe she gets permission from the creators to feature their work.

You already know the answer to that. So this has been an argument on the internet forever. And the only reason I wanted to play that is because it's basically what Jeremy's doing right now. His other solution to drumming up views is to repurpose TikToks and put his watermark on it and not give anybody credit and in clip six I call this steal my shorts. This is

two years after this whole sniper wolf thing, these dumb motherfuckers that have no talent just don't learn. Travel used to be a classy thing, something people got dressed up for something people viewed as a luxury. Whatever this is, isn't that. Let me know what you think in the

comment section. Check this out. Right, so he's literally just setting it up, and then you just watch a video, and he's like, let me know what you think in the comment section. Actually, Lucey sent me over this morning a video on X that somebody put together to kind of show how much bullshit these shorts are, the way that he produces them. Check this out. Check this out. Let me know what you think of the comments.

Let me know what you think in the comments. Check this out. Check it out. It's the most low effort thing. Exactly. One of the three people left on staff are writing these intros for him that is basically Kumi's Twitter be like this, right? And then he just plays somebody else's real.

It's not. This is a, not transformative. This is a parody that Lucy set me over of his, a short suit she found on X. I literally steals other people's videos, adds an intro to it, and then uploads it as his own.

What do you think of that? A lot of people are big mad about this. but I'm just not. I'm sorry, I'm not. Let me know what you think in the comments after watching the video. Yeah, so that's just that. That was my clip seven.

Oh, that's that stuttering Craig who is drilling down on exactly what we're talking about here. And I got two more, but the clip eight, this is to go back to the, because we can all see where this is going because it happens every couple of years. In clip eight, this is back to Jack's Films and Sniperwolf.

the way that their beef is now turning into the beef with Kino Casino, Stuttering Craig versus the Quartering. All right. In October of 2022, Jack's films took aim at Sniperwolf, whose channel consists heavily of reaction content by creating a parody channel called J.J. Jack's films, the 3G is clearly reflecting the three S's in Sniperwolf's handle. On the channel, he made reaction videos reacting to Sniperwolf's reaction videos. So, as a sniper wolf, you don't see?

Yeah, it's more than blocks. In his video announcing this new channel, he mentions he was inspired to create it after seeing an entry on Know Your Meme about how Sniperwolf bought a multi-million dollar mansion thanks to her YouTube career. The conflict seemed to heat up after spreading to X in June of 2023. Basically what we just watched Stuttering Craig do is what Jack's films did to Sniperwolf. Right. So where does that lead us? And the answer is going full Zumach. Oh, no.

On October 14th, 2023, Sniperwolf took to her Instagram story, where she noted that she was near Jack's Films' house and proceeded to post an image of his home

that she had taken from outside of it. The image was purportedly deleted from her story shortly after it was uploaded. Jack's Films purportedly learned that Sniperwolf had visited his home and posted a photo of it while he was live streaming, with a clip of his reaction

being posted to X by user comment cropped on the same day. Shortly after, Jack's Films took to his X profile to call out Sniperwolf for doxing his home to her followers, calling her a stalker, and calling on YouTube to de-platform her for violating the site's terms of service. Sniper Wolf responded to this in an Instagram story in which she claimed he had been harassing her for months and that her appearance outside of his home was just because she wanted to talk to him.

He further responded to her claims on X and published a video about the event on his main channel the following day, where he pleaded for YouTube to step in. Jack's film's wife, Aaron, also posted to X begging for YouTube to get involved. Meanwhile, Sniperwolf continued to post to her Instagram story, suggesting Jack's films was obsessed with her due to all of his recent content about her. She also claimed that his allegations of doxing were defamation, as his address was publicly available online. All right, so that's literally Southern Jowers.

I just want to talk to you. I want to draw, like, all the parallels, you know, in this parallel corner of the internet, all this same shit is happening with different people running around docks you go to dox you out docs everybody yeah just fucking you're you're all doing it wrong pick up a pen rated jove rated jove rated veto better than you fucking idiots all right so the quartering is boring has a huge channel makes a ton of money doesn't put a lot of effort into it it seems like uh took on this coffee brand he's a lot of commercials a lot of ad reads and stuff but lucy what's really the problem with the quarter right now because

things are crashing down this week. Yeah, it has been a crazy week for the quartering because there is some serious beef going on with Kino Casino, which has resulted in Kino Casino losing two channels, their clip channel and also Worski's actual channel. And let me tell you, it has not been fun for Jeremy. He basically wants revenge on Kino Casino. So my clip one, we are going to find out what PPP and Morski from Kino Casino actually said. that sent Jeremy into this tizzy. And since it's PPP and Worski, we know you might want to move your headphones a little bit.

Yeah, these guys are fucking loud. Fucking get the show. Yeah, if you followed us, we were doing the whole Aaron Imholt, Polycule saga. Aaron, this is one of the shows Aaron went on and really just revealed tons of personal shit about his sex life with Kayla Ricada, the rest of the polycule. So, very familiar with them from that. and I should point out

that yes, they've lost two channels as you mentioned Lucy. Their main platform is Kik. So their show is still going strong on Kik. They don't really rely on YouTube for their main show. Yes. Jeremy Hambly is a cock. Jeremy Hambly is a cuckold

Kinfeld house every fucking week. And is plowing his wife. It turns out. So Jair is doing like the Ricada Max with this fucking guy. It's crazy, dude. PPP, your heart. Yeah, and cheer up, guys.

Jesus Christ. Everything, they go fucking bonkers over. But yes, the big news that's hitting is that apparently Jeremy is a cuck. Yes. And Jeremy does that like to be called a cuck? No. He gets very upset about this harassment. So there are many of these cuck videos that are getting released by Kino Casino.

And Jeremy goes on a rampage on Twitter saying that he is. going to take them down. So if you'll pull up my number two, which is an image, this is Jeremy threatening Kino Casino. He says, first will be your YouTube, which is in violation of ban evasion, easy takedown, and next will be your kick. I literally, I literally begged you two to be reasonable. I tried everything. You chose this. All I wanted to do, all I wanted was to let you guys dunk on me. So he's basically saying, I'm coming for you. I'm coming for your channels. I'm going to get you de-platformed. That is like you become the villain.

Yes. Doesn't the quartering know that? You can't go around talking about taking people's channels down because they were dunking on him. Well, right. Yeah. Seems like that's what he's upset about. Well, just like Andy was trying to draw parallels to the Dabbleverse, this to me

reminds me so much of the Patrick Tomlinson stuff. If Patrick Tomlinson had just shut up after saying that Norm McDonald's was not funny, then nothing bad would have happened to him. But instead, he fed the trolls and everything went really, really bad for him. Right. Okay. Stay tuned for that. All right.

So, Kino Casino and the quartering or having this issue right now. And I guess people are team Kino Casino because they're not the ones trying to get channels taken down. Which is weird because nobody has ever said that they were Team Kino's casino before. I know. They have their people. They have their niche on the internet, I guess. They must. You're exactly correct.

So if you'll pull up my number three. Oh, wait, no, that one's a clip. Hang on one second. Never mind. So after Jeremy starts this rampage, a few days later, after all the veiled threats, after all of that stuff, Kino Casino, their clip channel gets taken down off of YouTube while they, while he is live, well, geez, Louise, while they're live on the air. So that's my clip three. All right. Really?

It got struck. This guy can't help himself. Brittany says Kino's channel is down on YouTube. Kino Clips for Kino Cathedral. This guy, man. Kio Casino Clip. Oh shit. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. This account has been terminated for violation of YouTube. This fucking rat. How do you make that? You can't make that shit up.

You cannot make that shit up. That's live. That happened live. Look at this. Kino Casino. Oh, quartering history of degeneracy. Let's watch it. This video is no long.

available because the YouTube account has been terminated. That happened live. Oh, no. Jeremy, what a bitch move this is. How many subs did that channel have? Do you know, Lucy? It had a lot. It wasn't. They were doing good on that channel. Yeah, for sure. Because they would do little, like, many kind of teasers to things on that channel.

So it was useful. People enjoyed it. So Warski and PPP immediately start saying this is a false flag, and they immediately start thinking that this obviously, obviously has to do with the quartering because he's been making all of these threats on Twitter. He's been saying, I want to do this to everybody. He's going to be easy to think it down. Yeah, you would think. Right.

So obviously, because this is the universe that we're in, Kiwi Farms has to get involved. So if you'll open up my clip four. Great. Always a good sign. Yeah, always good things happen once Kiwi Farms gets involved. Oh, absolutely. So this is a Twitter post that Kiwi Farms shared where it is calling out the quartering. It's calling out Jeremy for threatening.

to D-platform Kino Casino unless they agreed to stop talking about all the cucking. So basically they were extorting Kino Casino. I'm sorry, he was extorting Kino Casino. And sadly, it was too late because at this point their YouTube channel has already completely gone down.

I still... If you show people what you're bothered by, it seems like a really bad strategy. The guy like Jeremy's been around forever should know that. Like, why would he say specifically, hey, don't talk about that infidelity thing with me and my life. That's the thing that bothers me.

I hate when people bring up my huge cock. It's so annoying. No one's ever brought up anything about your cock, Andy. Not yet. No one knows if it's big or small or anything. Nobody knows. Well, don't. I hate it.

All right. So as a part of this Kiwi Farms Twitter post, Josh, the founder of Kiwi Farms, actually also shares some DMs. So if you'll go to my, thank you. So these are DMs between Josh, the founder of Kiwi Farms. and Jeremy, where Jeremy is bragging that he has a non-Pagite YouTube rep, which is going to help him really fuck over Kino Casino. And he specifically asks, Josh, can we agree, I can take their kick and YouTube, right?

Which is a pretty balsy thing to ask the founder of one of the biggest platforms for free speech, which is obviously Kiwi Farms. This is a place where everybody can say anything that they want to. Right. Why would you ask him, of all people, about deep, de-flipation? I'm sure they have a relationship that goes back further than this thread. So maybe there's something about that that he thought he would get the blessing on this? I don't know.

Maybe. Maybe. I did really like Josh's response, though. He said, I mean, maybe. I don't know. Sometimes you think something is really easy to de-platform and it ends up being impossible. It's kind of hard to say the fat guy dressed like Peter Cotton Tail is posing an imminent threat. Right.

Yeah, they do dress up in silly costumes quite often on that, uh, Kito Casino. Which is why everybody loves them so much. Yes. They're also felting everyone. People love when they felt someone. Yes. What the fuck does that mean? So because it's a casino, you know, there's like felt on the tables.

And if you get put down by them, you got felted. It's like if they get over on you. I get felt up. Maybe I'm not describing that perfectly. Someone in the chat can help clear that up. But yeah, something like that. So obviously. Obviously, Kino Casino, they are very upset about this.

Warsky is super pissed and PPP is on vacation. So Warsky is kind of handling all the things that are going on and all of the press releases about how upset they are. Warsky puts out a video setting the record straight that it wasn't just one channel that got de-platformed, but two. Okay. As you all probably seen, the Kino Casino Clip Channel was flagged down by the quartering.

he's actually bragging about it right now by showing cards on his main Twitter page. And we weren't banned off of YouTube. We weren't ban-evading. I was un-banded. I tweeted about this three days ago, and I put the link. Well, someone just sent me a little tweet there, and I checked the link. Not even terminated. It's not appearing now.

Okay. So he flagged or got this removed. my Andy Worski channel that was unbanned six months ago, got that band and the Kino Casino Clip channel, even though we were unband. That sucks. Yeah, he had just gotten back his Worski channel. Oh, that blows.

Yeah. I would be very angry if I was Worski on this one. Absolutely. And I mean, this is absolutely awful. You know, I don't know that there's any actual evidence that Jeremy has done this yet. It seems very clear that he must have done it. The internet has decided.

It was definitely Jeremy. therefore it is done. It is Jeremy for sure. Sleep on it in our Discord says you lose all your chips at the table. You are felted. So I guess that's the specific definition. Sorry, Lucy. Where are we going with this?

Where are we going next? Well, we'll go over to the next clip. This is Worski again. He decides that he's going to make a video update. So it's about a week later now. He's making an update and he wants to set the record straight now about him and PPP and how or if they, harassed Jeremy's wife, which again is what Jeremy is really so upset about. He's like, you're hurting my family.

Fucking people. First thing, I want you all to know, the normies out there who don't know the full story, are saying, but if they harassed his wife, they should be banned. We never harassed his wife. We criticize him. We make fun of him for the things that he does. He's a public figure. He's like any of us who can be criticized. But what he does is he brings in his wife into it, constantly. He says her name. He talks about her. He says personal stories. He embarrasses her. He hits on other women. And we talk about it. We don't harass her. We just avow any harassment towards his wife. Again, very similar to the dabbler verse. We are seeing exactly what John has done so many times. Don't talk about my kids. Then he talks about them. That may become a topical conversation.

And then he's just like, why are you guys bringing my mom into this? Like, well, she was giving you a tea. She was delivering beer to your room the other day. Are you milk and cookies? Yeah. It's got a hard about to count about it. So he's going to talk a little bit more in the next one about ban evasion, and if it was fair to de-platform anybody. Okay.

Secondly, my channel, Andy Worski, was unbanned like months ago, almost a year ago. Okay? And we were banned on the clip channel for circumventing, a ban evading, but I wasn't banned. However, the day we were banned, it was 30 minutes before the YouTube offices closed, very funny,

and then he threatened to call his point of interest, or point of contact, rather, at YouTube. Well, what happened? My channel, Worski, that hadn't posted in five years, there was no strikes or anything, was just taken down off of YouTube. Banned. Five minutes later, the clip channel was banned for ban invasion.

That's ridiculous, and that's completely unfair. Again, I was not banned on YouTube. Jeremy threatened, called, and got me taken down and the clip channel down with no strikes. All right, so it sounds credible because, yeah, Jeremy does have people's ear over at YouTube, over 2 million subscribers. So he has contacts. He'd be talking to people. And it is odd that he would get his channel taken down that he hasn't touched in five years.

You know what I mean? I doubt it was just like a regular civilian who's flagging this and getting it taken down. Yeah. And again, with no strikes. So this sort of came out of nowhere other than the fact that Jeremy had been threatening that he was going to do it. And asking people like Josh from Kiwi Farms. Did Warsky show Settering John's naked ass on his channel? I have not watched enough to be able to answer that question, but I'm going to go with yes.

So it's the card of the... I will tell you. Actually, you know, Carl, usually, I get very annoyed at you. Not annoyed at you, but, you know, we watch a lot of bad podcasts for the show. Let's fucking happen out right now. Lucy, what's the problem? All right, let's go. You guys don't agree all the time about everything? Oh, my God. It's crazy.

Usually, usually we, you know, we watch crappy podcasts. And, of course, the quartering is a crappy podcast. But what really annoyed me about doing research for this is that as it turns out, one of the big Twitter accounts that posts a lot of clips relating to specifically all the Kino Casino and the quartering stuff, also does some following of Ethan Ralph and Scarlet, which meant that I got to see a lot of pictures of Ethan Ralph and Scarlet that I had never seen before, including one where Scarlet is eating Ralph's asshole. And another one where Scarlett is getting piss in her mouth. And I am very unhappy that I saw those things. There's not enough cocaine in the world. What is she doing? Why is she eating Ethan Ralph's asshole?

Unfortunately, she washed it. That was a piss. Where was this again? I'll send you the link later. Yikes. All right. This last one, I think I just called this last cliff Meat Shield, which I think is hilarious. but again, just Worski is going to be explaining going on the defensive here.

Jeremy obviously is the only man on the internet that you can't criticize. He'll put his wife as a meat shield in front of him and go, oh, it's harassment. It's harassment. No, Jeremy, you're not God. You can't not be criticized. Again, we get to hear about all these butt hurt little baby boys. And that really does seem like what's going on with Jeremy in this situation is that he is upset that he got called out for being a cuck. he couldn't handle it and he did some likely very crappy things god that that word cuck it ruined

maddox uh errin imholt it kind of ruined him i mean there's something about being called a cuck that some people just could not come back from it's like so what so there's a bull ejecting my wife is that dumb am i stupid it pretty much outs you as a cuck when you react that way yeah that's what I mean, it's like it's wild that people would respond to that manner. Cucking around. All right. So now that we know the controversy, everything's going on with Jeremy and people are turning against him, even allies of his channel are turning against them.

People are keeping their distance from him. He put out a video two weeks ago on his other channel, the Jeremy Hambly channel. And this video is called YouTube is dying and they just made a huge mistake. It has 14,000 views. and this is the Jeremy I know the one who's making excuses for why things are performing well. What's on all, everyone? Jeremy here from the quartering,

and if you have been, if you're a regular YouTube viewer, you probably notice that the site has not only changed a lot over the last six months, but it seems like it's changing more and more often. It used to be like kind of this once or twice a year, YouTube would change your homepage or they might change their algorithm

or they might, you know, fool with things every once in a while. But now it seems like they've completely, they're changing something every other week. I'm a YouTuber and I hate this fucking YouTuber talk. Like it doesn't mean anything. It's like, doesn't it seem like they're changing things more often? Like, they didn't just change things so much. But I'm not like changing things. It seems like it's more drastic than it used to be.

It's like, do you have any data or screenshots or anything to explain this to? So are they putting the short tire and the results? Explain what you mean by any of that. He speaks out of school about everything all the time. He's very emotional. You can tell. He's very emotional. And again, he does these excuses all the time.

I was watching some video where his excuse was for losing numbers was it's summertime. Yeah. That's like when Aaron and Holtz is like, well, people are playing golf. So they're not watching the, they're not watching my show as much. I like that he educates his audience on things that we otherwise would not. No. A study back in December show that more than 20%,

meaning one out of every five videos that is recommended by YouTube to its users is AI Slop. 20% is the same as one in five? This guy sounds smart. Yeah. Holy shit. That's good stuff, man.

I wasn't prepared for this. Yeah, I had no idea. And he explained something else to me that I had no clue until I saw this. Now, this article was back from December 27th. So right between Christmas and New Year's. Holy shit, that's true.

December 27th, would be between Christmas and New Year's. This, fuck. Nothing gets past this guy. He's amazing. He's incredible now. Yes. He sounds smart.

So I believe him with what he says. This is some riveting content for all of us. Together, these AI slob channels have amassed more than 63 billion views, 220 million subscribers, $117 million in revenue every year. The researchers also made a new YouTube account and found that 104 out of the first 500 videos recommended to its feed were AI slop.

This guy just has no charisma at all. He's just reading through these stats that don't mean anything to anyone and no one gives a shit. 4005 people don't give a shit. Yeah. 80% I would say. Whoa! All right.

So this is actually very funny. what he says here. Low effort people, low effort content creators like me that read articles and commentate. We see our views go down 20, 30 percent. Everyone's like, oh, people are checking out. People are, there's something going on with this or that. No, it's actually just that people are stuck in brain rock content and AI slop content. And it's summertime.

Guys like me who make low effort content. He's a low effort. He just declared himself a low effort content. creator. That's wild right there. Yeah. He's like, I lose my job of AI. Yeah.

Because you can make an AI voice that has charisma. Good to know. Jesus Christ. What's the wrong with this idiot? And he's a cuck. And he's a cock on top of all that. I'm getting cucked by AI. Crocs fucking my wife.

All right. So there is a conspiracy theory that he's going to throw out there for us. these videos are primarily promoted by YouTube because they know that they will be able to replace independent creators with AI versions. So Jeremy thinks that YouTube is pushing this AI slop because YouTube wants to replace the real creators with AI, which is retarded. Because they still have to pay the money to the channel if it's monetized and getting tons of views. So it's not like YouTube would make more money by having fake people. It would be a bad experience for the users on there. So that seems kind of stupid.

And Jeremy is making a prediction about what this AI is going to do to him specifically. There will absolutely, by the end of next year, be a AI version of somebody that looks like me, that commentates on news articles that has a million subscribers. There is no doubt in the world. To me, there is nothing more certain than that, that content like the content, that I make commentating will be replaced by AI. I mean, Jimmer, you're just not that

fucking hot, man. Why did you think there's going to be like this AI version of the quartering? That's what people are looking for? What am I supposed to do? Make a good show? Right. Because I guarantee by the end of next year, there'll be an AI version of me with a million subscribers.

What do we do? Do better content. You know that low effort thing you're doing? Switch that. Change that. that up. Fucking terrible. So yeah, he's assured that he will be replaced and he's very concerned about all the

AI on YouTube. And listen, he's not wrong. There is a lot of AI slop on YouTube and they're having some issues with that. But according to this article he's reading, it's actually just the opposite of his conspiracy theory. 10% of YouTube's fastest growing channels were all AI slop, ranking up millions of views despite the platform's effort to, quote, curb inauthentic content. Okay, so we just read it right.

right there from the article, the platform is trying to curb this inauthentic content. Because, yeah, YouTube doesn't want this. Listen, he's so low effort that even when he's reading the articles, he's not comprehending them. Right. Well, he even said in there, and maybe this is worded correctly, I'm not sure, but he said 10% of YouTube's fastest growing channels were all AI slop. That's one-tenth. It is one out of ten. That's a very good point.

Two out of 20. But when he says 10% is all, that's when I'm like, wait, wait, is he trying to trick me in to thinking that all the channels that are growing or AI slap? Because it's just the 10%. Anyway, this is actually a funny thing that he says as he's reading this article. He's very good at this. And now has 2.4 billion views. It features the adventures of an anthropomorphic racist monkey. Recius monkey is the type of monkey, I guess.

I like the sound of this channel. There's a racist monkey on there? Yes. Sign me up. What is that up in media? What can't AI do? It really is just the best. All right.

So he thinks YouTube has no reason to regulate all this AI nonsense that's ending up on their platform. And YouTube really has no reason whatsoever to regulate this. The only way that it's going to be. get regulated is if advertisers say, I don't want my videos appearing on AI slop. There you go. You just figured it out in the next sentence. There's no reason why YouTube would want to regulate this. You know, unless the people who pay money to advertise on YouTube want good quality content.

Oh, that. Or how about another idea, Jeremy? Maybe the viewers of YouTube want to watch high quality content. Another possibility on why they would want to regulate that. But he's just got it, like, in his mind that they're again. him and they're fucking with him and AI's going to take over and YouTube doesn't give a shit. They're going to let it happen. And I got to point out, Jeremy, you're just not a good YouTube.

You're not a good broadcaster. It's wild when I see things like this. Obviously, he's using money to promote. That's why it has so many more views. Oh, my cat is just wreaking havoc here. Come on, Colt. that's why these you look at these videos of his stand up talk about low effort close the fucking door

just leave the can out what you're doing and uh it gets even sillier than that someone's promoting it which of course they are I'm cleaning up a spill in real time here there we go the Midwestern way by using your hoodie sleeve I'm cleaning up a spill

in real time, riveting stuff, man. Don't lump the entire Midwest into your failures. Yeah, they about either bigger picker-upper. What is the term for it? Sure. Quicker-picker-upper. I don't know. I'm not from the Midwest.

What the fuck do I know? So, yeah, I mean, that's the quartering. It's an odd channel. It's been around forever. He makes millions of dollars. He had to lay off most of his staff, apparently. And he's refusing to change up his content, even though he knows that's the problem.

He's got less than a year to do it. But he blames the algorithm and he blames what YouTube is doing against him. And now he's turned everybody against him because of all the keynote casino stuff. Yeah. Bad move. And listen, I don't think he's a cock. But his wife is lovely because I like to keep my channel. Be nice way good.

So, yeah, whenever someone says something bad about Jeremy on YouTube, you go, no, Jeremy's great on YouTube. We love Jeremy on YouTube. That's a good thing. Yes. That's a good thing that he did that. All right. I want to give a shout out to my buddy, Eric Nagel.

It's Eric Nagel on YouTube. He put out a video that I participated in recently. And it's the Jocktober Supplemental Todd Penningill, episode four. And I was on there with Christian Blatt, some other. folks and we were talking about Todd Pettengill's music. He has like albums out where there's no jokes and he thinks he's like a rocket roll songwriter and singer and stuff. And it's embarrassing.

But even more embarrassing is, you know, he used to be involved in the WWF back in the 90s. Really? Todd did. Yeah. So I don't know if you remember this, Andy. This is before I was watching wrestling. But apparently they were doing annual award shows for the WWF at this. time yeah i didn't know that either just before the attitude era before i signed john right for it um

no todd pettengilded dude he's the hosting this thing i'll play a little clip of this but check this out on erox channel uh it's eric nagle but yeah this is a little um piece of what we were looking at when i was on with eric and uh i'll let you guys judge and how well he was doing before the plugs by the way look at that oh it's all just bad You saw that, right? Yeah, the huge thinning at the back. It's not an actual ball patch. Did you catch that, though, just on those earrings and hair?

And he turned around to show his lack of hair. I mean, the timing. The timing. He can count literally every hair follicle in that. He's doing old, outdated television show theme parodies for, essentially right before the WWE reinvented itself into the attitude. error. The audience for this are either little kids or grown men. None of them give a shit about any of this stuff. Or the Sally Jesse Raphael reference he just slipped in. Well, that was at least

current. I mean, I think by 1996, even the Adams family movies were outdated. Like, even those were recent at this point. And you go away nerd. I believe with the Christian Blatt. Well, technically, Anna's family was not all that popular at that time. Anyway, check that out again. it's Eric Nagel on YouTube. Like and subscribe over there. All right. We got to get into Stuttering John because I want Lucy to react to some of this stuff. And Lucy has to run in a little bit. We did have Benny Blessings. Remember for nine months said stop victim blaming Patrick Tomlinson for the actions of a criminal mob. Yes. We are going to get into that on our Stuttering John segment today.

Just a quick note. So John's been promoting the help the duke.com that redirects to his GoFundMe. Well, someone registered fuck theduke.com and that redirects to our GoFundMe. So if you want to support Shulid me in our ongoing lullsuit. And wow, lots of things happening with the lawsuit. We have a date set April 22nd. No response from the court yet. I know that John's attorney asked for that to be moved.

Lucy. Yes, that is correct. And no response from the court. My guess is it probably will not be moved. I will be expecting that to happen on April 22nd. All right. See you at the courthouse. Yeah.

If you want to know more about the lawsuit, I highly recommend you check out once over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y. On YouTube, she did another episode last night, breaking down the latest developments. And the other thing you were looking at last night on your channel, Lucy, is Ava comes on. with $2. Corky on John's show. And I hate to do it because I find her very annoying, but Ava brought it.

This was Peek Ava explaining, trying to explain to John that like, hey, should we be associated with this guy who like tormented this dude, Patrick Tomlinson? Because the guy said he didn't think Norm MacDonald was very funny. And so they decided like fucking torment the fuck out of him, stealing shit from his house and swatting. him and eventually there's a lawsuit and he owes all this money. And I was going, this is gay ops, this stuff. It's not funny. It's not comedy. Why would we be associated with that?

So she wants another story because obviously Lucy, you've done a lot of research on this. You're the one who brought this segment to WTP, the last two times we've talked about it, including our live show at Hackomania. You heard of it? I have. We did a deep dive into Korky's. roll with Patrick Tomlinson and the pests from the ONA forum.

And so Abo wants to know from the horse's mouth. Like, what was the deal with that? Can you walk me through what happened with that guy, Tomlinson? Do you want the Reader's Digest version? I mean, how what did you do? Is his name

Patrick? Yes. His name is Patrick. Wow. I get fucking troll mail from Patrick. almost in every fucking day. Do you really? Every day while I was cleaning my garage off, I swear my life. I look at it. It's probably because he's seeing you with this dicklicker right here.

He's like, hey, this guy's hanging out with Dan. So excited, John, got like a child. Wait, is it Patrick Thompson? Oh, I know that guy. I know that guy. I get troll mail. I get troll mail from him. I'm sure it's the real Patrick Thompson, too.

Hold up the letter again. It's going to be great. Oh, so that's the whole thing. It's like Patrick Tomlinson is this guy in the internet that all these people trolled. Is it possible? The guy who's spamming you is not actually Patrick Tompinson. It's someone who created, like anyone can create any. Am I explaining this to you guys?

I don't know how he doesn't fucking get it. He's so stupid. It's shocking how dumb he is. All right. So, Kirkney starts explaining the ONA forum and trolling Patrick Tomlinson. And I don't know this is a good answer for what Ava wants to know. finally said, hey, you know, I don't find Nora McDonald funny. You know, it was some email on the line.

So people started trolling him. There was a lot of kind of trolling, like you see in the dabble first. The same thing people said in comments or whatever. I was one of those people. I was making comments to him on Twitter, so on and so forth. He, this person, Patrick Tomlinson, tried to sue people. He sued, he called them 60 John Does for people saying that he defamed them. Almost kind of like a lawsuit like you see in the dabbleverse.

I was one of those people I was named to John Doe. He tried to sue me for $100,000. So this is an amazing explanation. You know, I was like, all right, well, we've heard what Lucy has said. You know, she's done this research and said that this happened and that happened. What do you think happened? Like, you tell us your remembrance of this. And Corky goes, oh, yeah, we started making fun of the sky, yada, yada, yada, there's a lawsuit.

I feel like you skipped by some important points there, right? If there's also there's a lawsuit, but I'm listening. So, yeah, we didn't get a lot of information on that. And he let some things slip that you kind of go like, wait a second. What kind of gay apps are you up to? There's some people that think he swatted himself or it was a criminal that swatted him. I have no knowledge of that whatsoever. I've never done anything illegal.

Did I go to Milwaukee? Yes. What does that mean? I went to, you went to Milwaukee. I went to a court. I sat in a court hearing that I was part of. in Milwaukee. And yes, and I also walked by his house and I took a picture of his house when he wasn't home.

Any follow-up questions there, John? I mean, Josh is like completely tuned out of this conversation. He's fixing the bandage on his cast. I hate that so much, too, because Dan's like I never stalked Patrick. All I did was go to the court appearance, but also I went to his house and also I know that he wasn't home because I was looking in all of the windows, obviously, because that's the only way that I would know that he was at home. Yeah.

it's very bizarre the way he kind of slides it and he's like well you know I wanted like a trophy so I took a photo of myself in front of his house like yeah but you weren't up to any you weren't up to no good at all everything was on the up and up with you okay and not only that it's hard to determine which one of the

ONA pests did which actions so there's no evidence that Dan two dollar Dan was one of the people who swatted Patrick Tomlinson or did not swat Patrick Tomlinson but what there is evidence of is things like I'm pretty sure that there is actual evidence of $2 Dan putting the voodoo doll in Tomlinson's favorite bar,

which was making fun of the fact that Tomlinson's wife was leaving him. Yeah. Andy, you were going to say? Oh, the second that you figured out his address, before he even went, just finding somebody's address going out of your way to do that, you're already in the wrong. You're already a fucking creep. Yeah, Corky's response, they asked him if he docks him. He's like, no, I didn't doct him.

He's a famous author. Everyone knows all of his information. Like, is that true? Like, you have to put your address out there if you write books? Yeah. Well, that goes all the way back to the Jackson Sniperwolf thing, where she's just like, oh, you're a public figure. Your address is online.

I just went to your house and took a picture of it and told everybody where you live. Okay. Yeah. Cool. All right. So I think Abba sums us up pretty well here. So you were involved in a trolling operation to someone analogous to stuttering John, and that went as far as a couple of course.

court case that you attended and then you walked by that person's house and took a picture of yourself walking by it. Yes. Yep. Exactly. Okay. Now, okay. But no, here's the thing of it. I really find hysterical. All right. So Dan did that. Okay. But is that the equivalent of what Chitway is done? Yes. I don't, I don't believe so. I never tried to get him fired. I never tried to do any like real world thing other than just making comments online, which can personally.

All right. So Corky again is using the Settling John method of saying shitway he's responsible for everything has ever happened to John. So Ava is brilliantly saying, you know, Jen, people troll you and they fuck with you

and you hate it. So why are you celebrating Corky here who did the same thing to, you know, his version of stuttering John Melend. Because it's not me. Right. He's doing it to somebody else. He's on my side. Right.

I mean, that is what it comes down to, but John is shockingly stupid when it comes to all of this. And so the fact that John goes, yeah, but is it as bad as what Shulie does? And Corky goes, I never tried to get him fired. Has Shui tried to get John fired? No. The answer is no. I don't know if you guys need a response to this.

but has John tried to get anybody fired? Yes. Can we ask that question? So many times. Yeah, but they drew first blood. So, you know, that goes. Oh, I always forget. So, yeah, John's trying to make excuses for his new pale Dan,

because Dan is the greatest ball washer in devilverse history. And John needs those balls squeaky clean. So he's going to be team corky on all of this. We're talking about one person you're talking about. Well, who knows? what else he's done. I'm just saying this guy. I'm saying Dan is just like the people that are fucking with you.

And it's weird that and somebody sued you, Alva, somebody sued you for $100,000 for some innocuous comment that you made on Twitter. Would that, would you take that person? Okay, okay, okay. So you're stating that all you did is make one

innocuous comment on Twitter. I made more than one inocuous comment, but they were, they were, everything was a knock. Only for just one. Okay. But $100,000 is like real money. Like, that's like you have to get a lawyer.

Yeah. You know what's even more real money? It's $600,000, Kierke. You're all John Suing Shulian at me for. Like, it's insane that he's in front of John saying this shit. What's that, is it? I thought Korky had five bathrooms. I know all those things.

Yeah. I know. I don't understand the problem there. So you go, you John, at the beginning of that clip, go. So it's just like one guy. harassing. Just the one guy, right? So that's fine. Just making excuses for him. John's just got

blinders on it. It's just like, why are you attacking my friend? Like my friend, my friend. Yeah. He's on my side. So stop pointing out how maybe he's not because then I won't I'll have one less friend. Right. That's what it comes down to. Have you watched this clip, Andy?

Of course. Okay. So Abba is really trying to explain this to John. Like he's just not picking up on it. And of course, John has to do the, hey, can't we all just get along? He's not understanding that this isn't just like an agree-to-disagree situation. I was concerned about partnering up with $2 Dan here. One thing I can understand is why you're so obsessed with Dan when we have, when I have,

so many people right now fucking attacking me left and right. and the only two people right now in my corner are you two, and you're choosing to now have a problem with the other person that is in my corner. And I'm just, I don't know why that is your choice. I don't find these ethical issues to be negotiable. This is a typical John where he's just like, come on, we're all on the same team. Ava, be cool.

We're teaming up together against all the trolls out there. And you can't disagree with John or else it's hit the bricks. And here's an example of that. John who likes to say the WTP is this, everyone has to agree with each other's show. Whereas literally Ava goes, listen, I have a problem with what $2 Dan did to Patrick Toddwood said. No, you don't.

Yeah, exactly. Not allowed on this channel, young lady. All right. She's doing everything except going, hey, stupid. Is it you think there's a possibility? that this guy is insincere and he's just fucking you

in a long con and John just like I don't see it. Yeah. No, he doesn't want to. He wants to think not even beating him over the head with the fucking point. He'll never figure it out. Oh yeah. John gets stumped on this one. This is great. Well, he just told you his reasoning if you don't

accept him as his point. His reasoning is the same reasoning everyone has for fucking with you. Dan. I don't have an answer to that one. Dan, help me out here. Is there a better reason that the reason why people make fun of me on this one? If you tell me that you're not, I'll believe you.

Exactly. Dan, talk some sense into this bitch. Stuttering John still is not picking up what Abba is putting down, not understanding that there is a problem here. Well, deliberately. I struggle with that one. I think John is this stupid. well we can debate it

he could be both the great debate is he really this dumb is he this dumb because watch this he reached out to my employer and said that I was a criminal he said I was a cyber criminal because I made a comment on Twitter is that okay

100,000 dollars well is it okay when is it okay that you've done that in response to people fucking with you me yeah who the fuck am I reaching out to when people fuck with you you respond and saying hey this fucking guy

just like tried to fuck with my family all right so he had a problem with this guy Patrick let Patrick fight this battle you're the Patrick of the analogy John that's I'm trying to explain to you like okay he hasn't done any this to me I haven't done anything yeah so yeah so I'm because you're the Patrick in this analogy

and watch John's reaction to this I'm trying to explain to you like Dan hasn't done any this to me I haven't done anything to John both of these re-tons That's not the fucking point, you idiots. I don't know if you know what Korky is this stupid. I think he has to play this role, right,

to keep whatever he's got going with John going. I don't know. But it's hilarious. I mean, they don't fuck with me. You're the Patrick Tomlinson of the analogy. But my name is John. Right. Analogy.

Key word that I'm used right there. You fucking idiots. So, Korky says, Patrick tried to get. him fired for writing a comment on Twitter and he reached out to his employer. You can't get someone fired if you're not doing anything. Like, if you're gainfully employed and you're good at your job, it's really hard to get

someone fired. Like, Chad Zumach used to think that too. Like, if I could just find out who Cardiff works for, we'll get him fired. Why? Because he's a potato on the internet. Yeah. I'm not going to give a shit about that. I mean, Lucy, you've had this happen to you too where people are like trying to get you

fired. Like, yeah, good luck. Yeah. No, I went in and told my boss about that, and she was like, let him call me. Exactly. So this whole thing where Dan's just like, yeah, but Patrick was trying to get me fired. Does he have that control over your company? Does he have that ability to do that?

Dan's so successful. He's got all this money, a million-dollar house. He must be good at this job, right? He doesn't have to worry about Patrick Tomlinson, a sci-fi writer, getting him fired from it. A mid-level sci-fi writer. Is it mid-level? effort. How many books is this guy fucking sold?

I want to know. I just learned one of the other things that the ONA Pests did to Tom Linson that I had no idea about. So he wrote a, obviously, a sci-fi book that was based on some holiday. And it was based on a telling of another story, and he turned it into a sci-fi book. And the ONA Pests went and had AI rewrite the

entire thing and then published that version of it. And it turns out the AI version was better. And they published it. They published it under the name Owen A. Forum. Okay. Oh, I like that. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

I was like, that's funny. Yeah, that's high effort. So, yeah, right, going back to the quartering, like, if AI is better than you, then you need to get better, stupid. Oh, you should go. Right. Or maybe it's not for you. So, yeah, I mean, Patrick Tomlinson, we started this segment with the super chat, someone saying, you know, he's the victim in all of this. But I do feel strongly that he shouldn't have been fucked with that.

the way he was fucked with, but he also handles this very poorly and brings a lot of it on himself and probably sucks as a sci-fi author. Lucy's shaking her head, yes, because that's what you're supposed to do on this show. Very good. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. We had a little huddle in Vegas before the live show, WTP live show. And there's 10 of us on that show or whatever.

And so we're all standing around in a circle, and I'm explaining what the segments are going to be and who's on which segment and what we're doing. And I'm just, like, so focused on making sure everyone knows what they're working on for the day and we can get this done, that Adam Bush goes, all right, but how do we feel about karma, Carol? How should we communicate our feelings on karma? I'm like, what do you mean? What are you talking about?

I did not get the joke. It just went right over my head. Yeah. You, like, asked a couple of different questions about people we were covering. And how are you supposed to react to that? I was like, oh, shit, I get it. My bad. The script.

Yes. What is the script? this one. So yeah, here's another great excuse for why we shouldn't worry about what corkey's up to. Like, what he's saying? This was, how many years ago is this then? This is like five or six years ago. All right. So he's telling you what happened. Wouldn't we be hypocrites to engage in that argument when Coomia says that about what we've like called him out for when he says, well, that was a certain amount of time ago? No, but did he? Wait. Did he hit on a.

of what he thought was a 14. I mean... No, but the point is ethics have to be consistent. All right. What are the... The ethics is... Oh, I'm a piece of shit online novel.

You got me guilty as charge. I'm a piece of shit. Okay. What now? What a child. Yeah. I'm a monster. Yeah, so when backed into the corner, Corky can't defend himself. Fine, I'm the worst person ever.

Oh, if that's what you want to say, then fine. It's like, no, no, no. The point is, corky, Ava doesn't want to be associated with you. And I don't blame her. I wouldn't want to either. You seem like a real scumbag. And John's what aboutism?

Like all these terrible That was years ago. And then I was like, yeah, but that's what Anthony could say for the stuff to you. Yeah, but he did that different thing. Jesus Christ, he's so stupid, right? Yes. He's fine. You don't have to agree with me on this.

I could be right. But he seems really dumb. So Abba goes on to explain, look it, fucking with someone in real life sucks. You know, you cost him tons of money. He gave him all this grief. All these issues happened to. And no one's saying Korky did all this stuff, but Korky was on the team of people that were fucking with him and things were getting worse and worse. And he was rooting it on.

He was a part of that crew. And so this is, and I'm glad you're here, Lucy, I want you to respond to this. I still don't even hear how much you're refuting about what they said happen. Well, I'm refuting the illegal, like Lucy Tightbox was saying that I swatted him. I did all these like illegal things. Was he swatted? Okay. I remember Lucy that you were very careful with your language when you're explaining this.

We don't know that this was Dan. It hasn't been tied to him. There's no evidence of that. We just know he's part of this group. and that swatting was occurring. Yeah, Dan has an inability to actually watch things that he then makes commentary about, as far as I can tell. He does not watch anything.

So somebody told him, Lucy was talking about the fact that there were these 47 swatians, and he interpreted that as Lucy said that I did all of those. I never implied that in any way. In fact, we pulled up a couple of examples of things that had his name affiliated with them. And I even said, we don't actually know that this is him. these could all be doctored documents also. Right. We have no idea what he did.

His name is Dan Mullen. And yeah, we did both things that had his name on it. And never once did we go, we know for a fact. Two dollars, Dan did this thing or that thing. And of course, this is also a convenient argument. Because now we can just be like, well, there's no credibility for Lucy. She said, I swat of them. And I've never done anything illegal.

So therefore, throw out her entire testimony. There's no credibility whatsoever. It's like, that's not what happens. Well, I'm also a woman. Don't forget about that. so we can throw it out for that too. It's disappointing. I got to reach my quota on this show.

Diversity hire. Yeah. Between Lucy and EDR. It's got to put up with these fucking people. All right. So, yeah, there's a lot of people fucking with this guy, Patrick Tomlinson. Dan wasn't the only one, as he states over and over again. It wasn't just me.

There was a big mob of people who were doing this. There were some shit like that had like You have to understand This is like this guy is on Kiwi farms This is like there's like thousands of people That know about this guy So like I can't be held responsible for what some fucking Anonymous person does

This is like when shit wear is like I didn't do this thing to him But then he creates an environment where there's a bunch of trolls that are doing And then created this environment No he's not the shitware in this now Well you're giving me a lot of credit ava I have you didn't He's not the show where did Dan create this subreddit environment.

But then Shulay could make that same. I am asking you. What an asshole. Yeah. It's like everything that Abba says is like, yeah, but if we're going to go after Shulie for this, then we kind of call out Dan for that. And every time Judge is like,

but Shulie's the worst person in the world. I know. Did you forget? And that exasperated acting that he does, you know his kids saw that a lot. Yeah. Is Dan the Grand Wizard of the KKK? well, no, but he could be in it.

Right. Aha. You didn't fucking create it. It doesn't mean that you're not. He's a piece of shit. The fuck. He's up for it.

So, yeah, Abo summarizes this very well. If it's been issued to you, that's fine. I would, I'm arguing for a society where people don't fucking start doxing people and ruining their lives. I didn't.

Because they haven't docks him. Oh, he did. He's lying. because they post it because they post I would I think if someone wants to post it I think Norman Jones funny that we shouldn't share their addresses and end up in a lawsuit with 60 John Doe's over it that's all I'm saying

stay out of people's fucking personal lives quirky how about that Dan so what exactly am I being accused of again tell me what I need to defend myself from all right I think Avon made it very clear right there They're literally posting these Craigslist ads that say, come take these chairs out of the backyard,

come take the motorcycle, don't bother ringing the doorbell. Just take it. It's all yours. And so that's doxing the address. That's fucking with him. And did Dan post it ad? Probably not. But why is he still a part of that crew once that starts happening to someone?

Like, why would you want to be a part of that? You know, at a certain point you'd be like, oh, this is not fun. You guys are fucking crazy. I'm out of here. No, he said Norm McDonnell was not funny. Oh, that's right. Okay, yeah, yeah, we should definitely steal from him then. Yes.

Good point, guys. So, Corky doesn't have a leg to stand down here. He's doing a terrible job of arguing his point against Abba. Fortunately for Dan, John wasn't even on the show when this point got made. I mean, John's not listening anyway. He's just defending Dan. I was thinking that's why Dan stopped talking for a second. He's like, well, I got to wait for the boss to get back.

Yeah, right. Why waste my breath? Yeah. Yeah, I'm only here to ball wash. So John's not here. I just stop talking. takes off the glass. I'll be cool, man.

Yes. All right, so this is really funny. Remember when John said that Patrick Thompson reaches out to him? Yeah. So this comes back around again. You know, I don't know Patrick Thompson. I know this guy sends me fucking troll mail every fucking day, not only to me, to my mother, to my brother,

and everybody gets a letter from Patrick Thompson. This guy is not a good. guy. Now you're attacking Patrick? Yeah. Do you want me to show you the 800 letters he says my mother? Oh, unbelievable. It's almost impossible to be this stupid.

Almost impossible. I've been to the devil verse too long. You're not going to believe this, girl. When I was in Hackamania, I met the Mitch Conner from South. What? Oh, my shit. He said, hi, I'm Mitch Connor. And I believed.

Of course, that's because I'm a- That's who it is. Fucking idiot. Is this insane? Like, I was trying to say, like, listen, John, we shouldn't be associated with this guy. He went after this dude, just like people go after you, and you don't want to have that in your life because it kind of fucks up all your arguments over everything. There's lawsuits. Also, it's a nefarious shit.

And John goes, actually, this is Patrick Thomas. A guy's a piece of shit. Fuck him. I was like, what? Where are you going with this? You insane? Also, though, don't you think that if he was getting 800 letters from anybody we would have heard about that at some point. Right. I mean, spam email?

The fuck are we talking about? Spam email? Holy shit, John. Grow a pair. Put them somewhere. So yeah. Right in $2 Dan's mouth. Yeah. That's where they go. I mean, just spent a whole episode showing his Mike Bichetti's scribblings, but we never seen one email from Patrick Tomlinson. It's obviously not that Patrick Tomlinson, you fucking moron. And the idea that all of a sudden, John's just like, yeah, I'm with Dan. Fuck that guy is absolutely insane. So I've asked a good question that Korky does not have an answer for.

And I'm starting to think that Dan doesn't have an exit strategy with this. I think he's got himself in too deep undercover. You know, he's like working for the police department. And he ends up at that party where they're like, hey, man, you want to shoot up some heroin with this? I don't really, I mean, yeah. Okay, yeah, I guess I do heroin with you guys. Cool. I don't know what's a good analogy or not.

If I asked Patrick Thomason why he sued you, what would his answer be? So there's a question for me, why he sued me? No, what would he say if I asked him why? Because he thought I was, he, well, if he was taking truth serum, he would say. No, no, no, not have truth syrup. Just what would he say? He wanted to get revenge on people that, made fun of him online because he is a

thin-skinned person, just like a lot of the people in the Davilverse. Thin-skinned, didn't like that people were making fun of him online and wanted to get their identities and ruin their lives. Okay. What would Patrick Thompson say, if I asked? I'd say he sucks and he's a jerk off and no one should like him. I can't stand

thin-skinned people. So this is great. Go ahead, Lizzie. Not only that, but he's literally saying in front of John, only thin-skinned people who get upset about things on the internet because they're getting bullied by meany bo-beenies. They file lawsuits. Yes.

In front of John. John's not picking up on any of this. No. I love this part right here because Ava goes, all right, I'll just let it play out. Watch how Jeff responds to this. So John, I just asked Dan what he would say if I asked him a question. Dan stated that he would make the claim that he's

a thin-skinned individual that wanted to get revenge on Dan. Do you believe that? I wasn't there, Alva. The answer is no, John. The answer is no. The victim would not say this is all my fault, and I'm a thin-skinned weasel who just can't stop suing people.

Fucking idiot. John pleads the fifth. He's... Fifth of Jack. He's so fucking stupid. So, anyway, this goes on for quite some time, about 30-so minutes, and finally things wrap up here. With 59, a lot more, as according to the...

Dan, a lot more other people, but you are deciding to say, Dan is guilty of everything they did. What do we do here on this show all the time about everyone else? Okay. Oh my God, Abba. Shitway does a show every fucking night and fucking just making up lie after lie about me to a lot of people. Why do you believe this fucking guy?

And making money off of it. Well, maybe he's two-dollar Dan. Maybe he's going to make you. all right you know why i'm probably i'm all in it for the profits that's yeah i don't think he's in for the profits it's just i think it's gross i think it's gross what you did to that guy that's all all right you know what i'm gonna i'll leave i'll leave no no no i'm gonna get rid of both of you because i don't want this this is my show fucking unbelievable you know it's just fucking unbelievable i got two people that's a

support me and then one decides to fucking I just don't want Wait one decides to what John? Yeah yeah yeah he's like Can we just get along and I'll agree with each other since we're a pale where the pales over here We're a gang Lucy I think you played that clip at your show last night and Correct me if I'm wrong but you brought up the fat I'll talk about our lawsuit

Obviously, but you brought up the fact that John said the quiet part out loud Where he goes you know shooley is making a lies about me and making money off of that doing a show. It's like, is that why you're mad at Julie? Yeah. What's so interesting about this whole interaction between $2 Dan, John, and Ava is that none of them, except for Ava, seem to understand either the points of John's lawsuit or Tomlinson's lawsuit and how those two things overlap. It's actually kind of crazy. So again, John goes, well, the reason that I don't like shit, Wea is because he's telling lie after lie, not because he's playing clip after.

clip, which would be something that would be related to a right of publicity lawsuit. So the fact that, again, $2. Dan is like, oh, this is a thin-skinned individual as John's walking right into it. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. John is really dense. One of the dumbest guys ever exists in the world.

And the next day, he has time to reflect on this argument. And obviously, after talking over with Ditka, Vegas beer sales, Jerry, he'll probably have a better take on things. Now listen I love Dan I love Ava They're both my friends But I was not in the mood For minutia

About Some fucking guy And Patrick Tomlson I don't give a fuck I'm not here to police the world right now I mean I do my last two weeks Three weeks Whatever it is

Good stuff job Yeah Ava comes in with an actual, a rational point. You're not doing yourself any favors. Just like when I was like, stop striking channels. You can come off as the villain in that.

You know, we talked about the quartering, and now everyone's turned on the quartering. So striking channels is a bad idea. Teaming up with a guy who bullied someone off the internet is a bad idea. And John is like, I don't give a fuck. Okay. I'm not in the mood.

You're not in the mood. But, all right, enough about that. Lucy, John has turned sweet on you. And there was a time. I like this. There was a time when you weren't even up for a Dabby Award or a Duky or whatever the fuck we got. Yeah, I know. I was devastated.

I cried for days. So, John, all of a sudden, I don't know if you saw a photo of you by the pool at the plaza or something, because he got to look at your body. Oh, actually. this chick might be the next Mrs. Melendez. Hi, Kaylee Luce Fox. I know you're obsessed. Listen, Kaylee, if you want to just come here and stay with me, that's fine.

Because let's see, is Danny Savalos married? All right. So, in John's mind, Lucy has two choices for who she will date. Danny Sebelos or Stuttering John Melendez? Can you guess who I would pick, Carl? Well, I have some very bad news for you, Lucy. Oh, no. Damn it.

I got bad news, Kaylee. I got bad news. Danny's got a hot wife, Kaylee. Danny's got a hot wife. Kaylee, sorry. Pack your bags. Like that would stop Lucy type box. Gives a shit if he's married or not.

Right. It's the difference. Why would you ever say that about the defense attorney against you's wife? That is so bizarre. Then he pulls up a photo of her and outs her name and stuff, and I don't know if that's public. I mean, you found it on Google, a jog and fight something. It's probably easy to find, but still just like, what are you doing, man? He's off the menu, so there's only one single guy left in the dabbler verse. Is that fucking funny?

He's like, ah, just come live with me. Now, what would be the ultimate troll, Lucy? You don't have to do this, but it'd be funny. If you did show up behind John on one of these streams, you're just like living with John and Cave Coral. I mean, be kind of funny, right? I will make candied bacon. It will be wonderful.

Everything will be great. This is why you're on the show. You're a team player. I'll cover some of the expenses. Not all. Don't go crazy with dinners, all right? All right. So John just learned about a new federal law.

And again, Lucy, I'm glad you're here because you might know a little something about this. And then I learned about federal law. Wherein, if you copyright, if you make your show private, it is considered copyrighted according to federal law. Now, I never really believed Royce anyway. So he goes on this whole thing where, you know, Royce from Royce's Arcade, he was his co-hosts or producer on the podcast. When we were making fun of John,

John goes, I'm going to sue them. And Royce goes, that's fair use. They're allowed to play clips. He goes, we play clips of the Howard Searcher. What do you mean? Of course, he can do that. So John now has convinced himself that when you private a YouTube video, what John has been doing lately is he does a stream and he privates the video.

And so he thinks the video is private. And therefore, no one can play clips of it because YouTube uses the word private. You know, you can have it on listed. You can have a private. Did he just equate private with being copyrighted? Yes. Okay, that's what I thought I heard. So he says there's a federal law that if you private a video, it is copyrighted.

And I asked Grock about this. I said, does federal law state that if you make a YouTube video private, it is then copyrighted and subject to DMCA strikes? And the answer is no. Federal law does not state that making a YouTube video private suddenly makes it copyrighted or subjects it to DMCA strikes in any special way. So John's just completely wrong about this. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Not that I had to prove that. Yeah, somebody told him that, so he believes it.

He wants to believe it. So this is like, do you remember when you used to like back in like the 80s and 90s, if you created a song or if you were in a band and you made music, then you would put the cassette of that song of the album into a envelope and mail it to yourself and that was supposed to copyright it? This feels like that. Andy and I literally did that with our first slut CD. I was going to say, I think that you guys might have told me about that.

Yeah, because I was told that, like, that's federal, you know, having the postmark on it. Right. Or it dates it. So if somebody says, well, I made this on April 2nd and you have something that says you made it on April 1st, then you could prove that you did it first. Surprisingly, no one stole our songs. Shockingly enough. No one thought to steal any of the songs I wrote that. Yet.

There's still time. Good point. All right. So, John wanted to argue with Royce back when Royce explained fair use because John knew better than. and he knows better now. I said to Royce, I think you're wrong, but I wasn't going to sit there and ruin a whole show like what happened last night with two people arguing.

The point of time he was right. And I don't want to have a show where people are arguing, especially when they're my guess and they're arguing about shit that nobody cares about. Which is why he kicked off. He's fucking insane. So he went right back to, I was going to argue with Royce about copyright,

but I don't want to just be arguing on a show, which is what happened last night with these dingbats that no one cares about this thing. It's like, no, they do. They definitely care about that. And you should too, John. You're associating yourself with this news. Was that, Lucy?

Only John may argue. Yes. At least I don't. Yeah. All right. So he doesn't care what corky did, even though he's the co-host of John's show now. And John shows off how smart he is.

You know, he's talking about federal law, and he understands it better than everybody else. So you might want to kind of show off a little bit and prove that you're smarter than all of us. But let's take any lawyer. Let's take Bennett or Danny. One of those lawyer. When they, before they start law school, they might believe that the sky is blue on a sunny day. Here we go. you right now might believe that the sky is blue.

To go with this analogy, when Danny and Bennett go to law school, in those four years, five years, they might learn that the sky is actually violent. You just learned it here. We sure did, John. Thank you for that. Well, that's retarded. I love these little tidbits of knowledge that he loves to throw out there like a snapple bottle. I thought he was going to break into song.

It's so insane. So the analogy he's trying to make here is going like, everyone thinks they understand fair use and copyright law. But they're idiots. The sky is not blue. It's violet. And so this is him explaining what fair use actually is. I learned from really smart lawyers. Danny.

In order for it to be fair use, it has to be completely transformative to where you don't even recognize it anymore. Like a Knight Melendez level of transformative, John? Lucy, you're shaking your head at this statement that John just made. Is that not correct? I'm very confused about the color of the sky, but I can guarantee that that is not correct. He is so fucking stupid. It's insane. People have explained this to him over and over and over again.

The entire economy of YouTube wouldn't exist if what he's saying is correct. How does he not know that? Right. And if he truly disagreed with Royce when Royce was saying this 10 years ago. Yeah. He never would have done a clip show. Correct. You're right.

He was all about going to Reddit and finding all the Shulies anonymous clips to play on the show. So, yeah, pretty. pretty wild stuff from John Melendez getting dumber and dumber. He is like season 19 Homer Simpson at this point. It's like how much fucking dumber could this guy get? It's ridiculous. It's cartoon-esque. So, Lucy, thank you very much for staying on.

Do you think John has a shot? No, I don't. I'm sorry. He's going to be upset about that. I know. I'm upset for you all. So I know you wanted to pay for our hungry man dinners so that John and I can enjoy our lives together.

For the bit, Lucy. for the bit, play along. Lucy has to run, but thank you so much for hanging with us today. Good stuff on the quartering research, and I appreciate you not throwing up too much when John was talking about pummeling you

from behind. That is actually where I'm going right now. I am happy to no longer being pummeled. Thank you so much for having me. I'll see you guys later. Go to once over with Kaylee on YouTube and check out the Lucy does devilverse videos where she breaks down the lull suit. Oh, fun stuff.

Anything else on considering John? You guys were checking out this week I didn't mention. No, that was the big one. Yeah, that was wild. There's another video I watched that was just an hour of Vince the lawyer trolling John. Yeah. But it's not worth showing. It's just John's too stupid to understand anything that's going on ever.

So, all right, let's get into this. F-U Friday, happening yesterday morning on Opie's Street. and he's got both of his buddies there. Tony P. And of course, Ron Berman, Ron the waiter are both on. Now Tony P is on vacation down in Florida. And so the show starts off with a little good-natured ribbon from old Greg. And all away from Florida, it's comedian Tony P.

And Ron, right off the bat, I told Tony that he said the wrong thing. It's FU Friday. I go, so Tony, do you got some FUs today? he goes, hey, I'm on vacation, bro, but I'll make something on. You got to love that, right, Ron. Huh? Is this what he's starting with? He started the show with that anecdote?

Yeah, I asked Rodney brought up a few Friday. He said, no, I'm not prepared for that. He said, fuck your show. Yeah. I got that. Tony P's like, no, it's sunny here. It's nice. I'm not complaining about anything right now.

And Opie goes, can you believe that, Ron? This, by the way, the chemistry between these three guys is bonkers. I can't figure out if they're like really old men in a senior living facility who are just passing the time and barely know each other or if they're stoners in college in the dorm with the conversations that are going on. It's a pretty big spectrum of what kind of retard these people are when they get into these conversations.

And Opie decides to open things up with some political talk, which is interesting because Opie doesn't usually get political. but apparently Pete Hegseth did something that was big news. You guys know about the Pete Higsteth big news? No, because there's way more important things going on. Apparently, he quoted something in a speech that he was given that was from Pulp Fiction, and he said it was from the Bible. Whatever.

Opie thinks this is very important and brings this up. Say, can't you say this? I want to ask you, Tony, because you're full-blown maga, right? I'm not full-blown. say that you're a fucking full blow get the fuck how about you let me finish uh can you at least say as a as a full-blown maga guy that pete higset is a fool please say it please i beg you he's a fool right he gets no respect from the people that he's he's leading he's a fool right tony say it boom oh shit i'll be going out of the limb there i think this guy's a fool okay

That's good stuff. So Tony P is like, I'm on vacation. I don't know what happened bad. I'm not paying attention. If you say so, I'm not sure. And the fact that Opie would say this is bonkers. I can't believe he doesn't realize how dumb this sounds. All right.

Well, D-Waver. He writes F-U war, good for nothing. So D-Waver just gave us $2. It is Friday as well. All right, so you have nothing on the P. It's Super Chat Friday as well as F-U Friday? can you do both of those things I thought Monday

was Super Chat Monday yeah there's Super Chat Monday I've heard of that everyone knows about Super Chat Monday was it Friday Friday as well all right so you have nothing on the Pete Hanks Seth I think whether you have no no

I have no I have no I have no I have no I have no idea what you're talking about I can say I didn't have a problem oh my God you should not have an opinion on anything if you're not well read wow oh because why not being well read hypocrite yeah no shit you should have an opinion

on anything. He's also like, speak your mind, but please say he's a fool. He's also saying I'm not going to speak on something I don't know about. He shouldn't have it. He doesn't have an opinion on it. Yeah, take a page out of Tony's book. Yeah, you shouldn't have an opinion on that. I don't.

Perfect. We're on the same page. Opie just bullies these guys. He just sees himself as better than them. He would never talk to Anthony or Jim like that. No fucking way, because they would smash him. All right. So this is where the things go a little sideways.

And Ron's got a lot of interesting conspiracy theories and hot takes that he can't wait to share very loudly and close to the camera. We are coming out of the dark ages. This is all going to be revealed. This year, 2006, if you've noticed, look at all the UFO sightings that are happening. In 27, we're going to have face-to-face contact with aliens. I'm not totally. remember that. I'm not talking about aliens. I'm talking about

mermaids. Jesus. Get it straight, asshole. Water aliens. You know, Ron actually said something that could be interesting. There's been so many alien sightings so far this year. I think we're going to be in contact with them next year. Based on what?

What are the sightings? What do you mean? Anything. It said, Opie, who supposed to be the guy drives the ship and keeps the conversation going? Ope's response is, I want to talk about mermaids. All right, man. It's fine. Space alien with mermaids, it's your show.

I guess we could do that. So they actually argue about whether mermaids and Lochna's monster are real. I swear to God. You brought up the wrong bullshit, Ron. We're talking about this bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to waste time. Don't get me wrong. But not on that topic.

On this topic, it's done. So, yeah, after they bring up Lochness Monster and Mermaids, Ron says this. It was a big. And there's also. There's also video evidence and still picture evidence of Sasquatch. It's, you believe it or not, there are fairies. No, no news. We don't, no, there's no proof.

There's no proof. God, I hope he's a real Debbie Downer, isn't it? You got Ron going, by the way, Bigfoot's real. And Opie's like, ah, I don't think that's true. It's like, hear him out. I don't know. Sounds fun. I'd go along with it.

I love the chemistry of these three. Yeah, look at Tony. Tony can't be This is an amazing chemistry here Were you in the area when that photo was taken The picture of the hairy beast going through the forest Wait, what happened Opie

Turn to the Kevin Brennan Huh? What's going out on the show right now? Opie, if you're not paying attention, why would I pay attention to any of this? So Tony P because he is a comedian. He gets introduced as comedian Tony P he decides to explain his joke,

which is always a good idea. He says something. There was a picture of a hairy beast going through a forest. I was asking if Ron was in the vicinity when that picture was taken. You're the Sasquatch Rod. I get it. Opie's laughing at the explanation of the joke he didn't get. That's never happened naturally in the history of jokes.

Like, who's he fooling with this? Ah, that's my show great. Ah, Tony P. killing it. Is he? So Ron is convinced Mermaids are real. That's his big thing

that he's coming to the show with today. You know, it's F.E. Friday. We should be talking about things that bother us, not cool things like mermaids. But Ron actually freaks out when Opie disagrees with him here. I can't defend the mermaid thing. I'm sorry.

Mermaids are not real. I'm sorry. Hey, hi. They're not. But, no, but why? But why are you choosing not to believe? Like, do you think that's just out of the realm of possibility? It's not.

You have to expand your consciousness. I mean, is this the hill? You're going to die on here? Like, what the fuck? How are you not believing that mermaids are real? What the fuck are you talking about? That's what I mean. Like, are these, like, stoners in a dorm room?

Yeah. Are these just old men who just, like, run out of things to talk about? Yeah, it's kids having a seance. Yeah. But Greg wants nothing to do with it. Yeah, and Greg's just like ruining it every chance he gets. However, he does manage to bring up mermaids a lot on this episode for some reason. And because Opie won't believe in mermaids, Ron's got a real gotcha because Opie's going, there's no evidence that mermaids exist.

And Ron's like, oh, yeah, what about this? So what about God? I don't know. Do you believe in God? I don't know. How about that? Do you approve? does God exist?

I don't know. We all proof that God exists, Ma'clock. You kind of got me in a corner there, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to just flat out say that God exists. I have no idea. I surrender to that. By the way, that's an honest question. That's a fair and honest question.

I know most of our religions are bullshit. If you want to know the truth. Jesus, what kind of show is this? O'Bee's like, yeah, I don't think mermaids are real. And Ryan goes, what about God? I think, I don't know, man, can we talk about sports or something? The NFL playoffs are starting up? By the way, I will be at the Sabres game tomorrow night.

Nice. I've got my tickets. Me and MLP are going down. So first time I've seen the Sabres in a playoff game in 14 years. Same with all of you. Okay. So Opie does what is perfect for a show like this in order to end the conversation immediately. All right.

Listen, let's agree to disagree. Let's agree to disagree that Tony P is once again very unprepared. Let's agree to disagree that the, The mermaids aren't there. Prove it. Let's agree to disagree about mermaids. Tony P. didn't prepare any evidence of unprovable bullshit that we're bringing up. What's his problem?

And even if Ron had a microphone, he'd still stick his fucking nose in the camera. Yeah, Ron, you got to stop doing that, man. You look terrible. No one else does that. You're the only one he does that. He thinks that he has to get closer to talk to. the mic and his computer? Yeah, does he think the microphone is the screen?

Yes. He probably has a little icon of a microphone, whatever his software he's using. He's like, that's with the mic right there. Fucking idiot. Anyway, so Opie, this is so weird. Opie's like a little kid.

And he's got his friends here and watch him act out what he's talking about. I got new stuff. Tony get all defensive. Now he's attacking you? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a wolverine this morning. I'm a wolverine.

I am a wolverine. Vicks. Somebody told me to ask you about Vicks bullshit about killing 20 million people or something like that. What the fuck is going on? Obi goes, I'm a Wolverine and he starts acting out. Meow. What was that? What's he doing?

He doesn't know. Are they cool? Let me go paint my face. I'll be right back, guys. And then what did Tony P say at the end? Because I'm going to play Opie's response to this. Listen to the question. Is he talking about Vic Henley?

I don't know. Listen to this. Vicks. Somebody told me to ask you about Vick's bullshit about killing 20 million people or something like that. Someone told me to ask you about Vick's bullshit about killing 20 million people or something about that. So he did come prepared. There you go. So let's see how Opie responds to this, because that's an interesting question, I would say.

All right, listen. Yeah, that's all I'm with mermaids, Ron, yes. Prove it. One has never washed the shore. But there is. I've seen pictures of like a dead mermaid wash on the shore. I have. You have it.

We're looking at the world of AI, bro. Anything is possible. Anything is possible. Who's the show for? Yeah, who's. Opie brings him back to mermaids. God, like, fuck, I thought he moved on. Right.

You said agree to disagree. Nobody's got nothing. His only preparation is calling out the other guys who are not having preparation. Like, well, yeah, but you also are just telling Ron, he doesn't approve that mermaids exist. Like, no shit. It's insane. So, Tony P. He's got the worst joke here.

This guy is not a comic. There's no fucking way. I saw a gorilla. I saw a gorilla, an oversized gorilla, climb the Empire State Building with a woman in his hand. All right, I'm looking up. I'm looking it up. You know, guys, I heard

that King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong with his ding-dong. Do you guys hear about that? I did. That might be a true story. These fucking idiots don't know anything about anything as they bring up Rosie O'Donnell. Quick Google search. Is that your dead mermaid?

Is that your dead mermaid? That's Rosio-O-Dome. Oh, my God. It's Rosio-Done. Tony P. Wow. See, him and him and Donald hate the Rosie. All right, listen. You love her?

You love Rosie? I don't hate Rosie O'Donnell. I don't care about Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah, I do hate Rosie O'Donnell. You know why? Because she hates America. That's why I hate Rosie O'Donnell. Because I'm an American and I love my country.

There's a greatest country in the world. And that's why I hate Rosie O'Donnell. When did Rosie O'Donnell come out and say? she hates America? When she got up and left. Where's she now? I have no idea. Is she back?

I think she's back. Isn't she on dancing with stars or something? What are you talking about? They threw out of Ireland. None of these guys do she moved to Ireland. She's still in Ireland. Why do you think she doesn't like America? She was like, fuck you.

At least Tony knew that. Yeah. The other guys don't know shit from, if we ever bring up the subject of Rosie O'D on this show, you have permission and never invite me back. What the fuck are they doing? Well, he made a joke that Opie

gave it way too big of a laugh at. Like, oh, Rosie O'Donnell, it's hilarious. But I have on good authority that when Rosie got on the plane to Ireland, she literally yelled, so long suckers. Like, it's well documented. She doesn't like America anymore. Not a fan of the president.

Called her a pig. One of the best things that Trump's ever done. If we get down with that, obviously. But what's the point of these animals? They don't know anything. They're not witty or interesting. Opie, what do you do it with these guys? It's insane that they are pretending to have a morning show every morning.

They do this. Opie. So they're like, what makes America better than other countries? Maybe he's right. Whatever. So Opie, like a child, starts listing all the countries he's been to. Here's another thing about me. I don't blindly say this is the greatest country in the world because I have no

idea. I know it was better than where was I? I was in Greece. I was in Greece? I don't know. Greece was kind of cool at time. That's a beautiful. Turkey, I think we're better than Turkey. I was in Turkey. But I was in the Bahamas. I think we're better than the Bahamas.

I was in Canada. I think we're better than Canada. I was in Mexico. I think we're better than Canada. I was in Mexico. I think we're better than Mexico, but I can't say we're the greatest country in the world. What does better mean? Okay. I mean, Opie. Jesus Christ, the Bahamas. Okay, cool, man.

Good. Good for you. So Tony P. Here's that. What do you mean better? Why is the United States better? He's got an answer for it. And listen close, Ron Berman.

How? Better why. You make more money. It's glad. Better can mean anything. It's very vague. Yeah, like you're a mermaid proof. Ouch. I'm just saying, we live in a country, right,

where if you want to live in the snow, you can go live in the snow year round. If you want to live in the heat, you can go live in the heat year round. If you want to live with, you know, crazy people who built $70 million fucking supermarkets, you can live there.

Tony is bringing it today, right? He's bringing it. He is? Opie's easily impressed. Yeah. That got your approval? And Opie had to bring back to mermaids again. He can't stop himself.

Rule of three, Opie. When you get to your 15th mention of mermaids, time to move on. No, that's radio, Opie. He thinks that that's heat with Ron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're cooking. He's a fucking idiot. We're cooking with this mermaid chat.

We have going on. He makes this country great What's that? If I want to live on a mountain I can live on a mountain Yeah That is true That's what makes it so great

That's what makes it so great It's the worst fucking example I mean It is a large land mass The weather There's other countries They have large land masses as well So it's fine

Good stuff Good stuff guys Keep doing your thing Keep streaming We'd miss you if you left Yeah Guys I have a special treat for us today I don't know

Why this is happening I asked Cardiff to make us a game for Hackamania. He did. He sure did. And then he got a fucking wild hair up his ass. And he made us another game to Poked Dabler coming at you. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To Poke.

A Dabler. What do you say, Carl? And co-host? Are you ready to poke a dabbler? just trying to get to some of these. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about the money. Because I know that when... So the Super Chad that he's reading here from Revenge of Penismerkle says,

you don't know rules of evidence, discovery costs money. And based on, when I've seen Revenge of Penismerken, it might be under something. We get to discovery. The shitware has a lot to worry about. And when I say a lot, I mean a lot. Does he mean a lot? He said it twice.

Hold on. Sometimes he says a lot. He means a little. Yeah. But that time, it did mean a lot. Like, how much he drinks. John keeps, I don't know if I should say this, but John keeps threatening to have like this text message with Kate Meaney or something.

It's going to blow this whole case wide open. He doesn't understand what his own lawsuit is. No. He doesn't. idea. He thinks that if he can tie Kate Meaty to Shully somehow that it's like, well, there it is. Pay John's money. He's so stupid. You didn't sue Kate Meaty, idiot. You tried to.

This is a... From Kate Meanie, it's a picture of a smoking gun. You're fucked. Yep. Fucking idiots. When it gets to discovery, he's fucked. I know it. he Vegas beer sells Jerry knows it Ditka knows it Might not know it yet

Maybe he's too stupid Like Gunga din And he gets the discovery It's over Slow down John Shitware He doesn't know Well he knows

What did John say next For your choices Number one But he thinks I don't know but I'll find out and then he'll know B

once the truth is out you can't put it back in the bottle next but he has no idea four he doesn't think I have what he doesn't think I have

and lastly but I don't think he really knows but when he finds out, skull. To poke. All right. So the note that Cardiff sent me, Wizzy goes, I just

was inspired. He was obviously watching a John clip, saw this and was inspired to make this game. So it's got to be something ridiculous. I mean, that's because it's based on my choice. I want it to be number four. He doesn't think I have what he doesn't think I have. What do you think, Trekker, Andy?

I think one or lastly, I'm going to go, I want it to be lastly. just want a skull in there. Yeah. So lastly is, but I don't think he really knows, but when he finds out, skull. What do you think, producer Chris? I went lastly. All right.

Two lastly's in a four. Let's find out. He gets the discovery. It's over. Shiawa. He doesn't know. Well, he knows, but he doesn't think I have what he doesn't think I have. Yes.

School. Yes. Oh, we did get a school. You got to go anyway. That's all I wanted. Oh, boy. Jesus Christ. This is fantasizing John right here?

Yeah, right. He sees him in the courtroom with this bombshell and shooting like drops his books. He's like, what? You could see it in his eyes. He just went away for a little while. Yeah. He's imagining this amazing thing. Like there was that episode of Brady Munch,

the guy's pretending to be injured. And so he had the neck brace on. But then Jan dropped the books. And then the guy looked over and they're like, his neck is it hurts. And that was it. This is what John's picturing in his head. Like the gotcha moment.

Violating my right of publicity might not be his biggest issue. Then why aren't you suing for that, dummy? Let's just put it that way. So wait. The judge is going to grant him something. not even suing us for? Yeah. So like, all right, for right of publicity, you owe him $600,000.

But this other thing that we just found out through your amazing discovery, John, I think Shulay should give you $1.2 million for that. When you're cool, you get favors like that. I think I'm totally wildly speculating, but I think he is implying that he has some kind of financial record of Shulie paying Kate Meaney. Hasn't that been implied by him? Oh, maybe. So I feel like he thinks that by showing these receipts that Shulie paid for the tapes that Shulie would be fucked.

But that's not what this is about. That's not what it's about. But also, that could be true. But also John's alluded to the fact that there's a text message that proves that Shulie manipulated her to record him in the first place. I believe that's what John's been alluding to, which again, neither here nor there. It doesn't matter. Has nothing to do with anything. He's so stupid.

Skull, last beer before I go. It wasn't. To get another beer. That's all that. By the way, I kind of glossed over it when we played the clip, but you hear John say he's only got two or three more weeks. Yeah. Maybe it'll be 17 days or maybe 24. That's what I said.

I can imagine. What is going to happen after Wednesday if there's some kind of action? And then there's two more weeks of John. What is that going to look like? What happens after Wednesday is I hope we book dabble count three. That's my goal, but we'll see. Who knows? A lot of things are going to happen.

For this time, come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Brought to you by patreon.com slash cartiffelectric. The only place you can watch BTH every Monday night with me and two other guys. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, so now that John's got a crush on Kaylee, I see Sleep on it with a good idea in the Discord, Kaylee tape's coming soon.

Can we get Kaylee to have some late-night phone conversations with John Melendez? She's brought this idea up before. Has she? I don't listen to broads. Yeah. No. Maybe she could be. But you're telling me, Andy.

Tell me about what she said. She said she's not a good enough actress. Oh, you don't have to keep up the bid. You don't have to be a good actress. I mean, all you got to do is just go, wow, John, I saw your biceps on the show. Really good. Apropos of nothing. What does B.T.H.

stand for? Bigger than Hitler. Okay. So the reason why this got brought up on their show. The reason why this came about. So you have Cardiff, Tuky, and Blind Mike do a show that's only on their patronage. or YouTube channels and Monday nights. And so they're trying to think,

is there anyone in the history of the world who's bigger than Hitler? Everyone knows who Hitler is. It doesn't matter what part of the world do you live in and what time you, you know, what generation you're in. We all know Hitler. So they're having this debate

if there's someone bigger than that. John London? I don't know. I think you might be the biggest. guy ever. Yeah, I mean, it's a stupor, isn't it?

It sounds like the show is over. Trump? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, currently, but in the history of histories, probably Trump won't be as big of a name as Hill or I don't know.

So we have to wait. Well, I'll wait. Oh, all right. We got internet news. But first, Andy,

thanks so much for coming over. You could actually make it into the studio, which is very nice. Yes, my pleasure. Please, everybody will check out all apologies, We're putting out an episode about the Tiger Woods body cam footage and Alan Richson body cam footage. Nice.

And then I have the poker game all in on the Dabbleverse on Thursday. I'm having tons of fun with that. I don't have the lineup solidified yet. But if you want to play, hit me up and my DMs on Twitter. All right. Trucker Randy on Twitter, I believe, right? Trucker Andy 12. All apologies.

Yeah, at Trucker Andy 12. and I'll apologize podcast. All right. Thank you, Andy, so much for coming over and pulling, because of that really boring show, the quartering. That's pretty fascinating, though. It is interesting what's going on with them, for sure. All right, we have a brand new news correspondent, take it away.

Internet News with Devrespondent Megan. From Patreon, Chris Atril writes, man, Bill Marr was on fire this week. Club Random is gradually becoming one of my favorite WATP semi-regulars. Also, Andy Dick is such a piece of garbage, and like S.J, he'll never take responsibility for what a nightmare he's been all his life. Sleep Nere comes in with, I usually hate live show recordings, but damn, the audio quality is rock solid. Well done. And you even kept the audience from being annoying, too.

Also, Anthony was shot out of a cannon. Good Lord, he's hilarious. Sean Rips, you gotta love Vinnie Carlino. But Julio Scissors counters with, Trucker Andy, the MVP. As always. From our subreddit, Wizard with Gussets, asks a gutsy question. I can't be the only one that never realized

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Mensa you ain't. From Facebook, Brett Purdy quotes. was up late hanging with a lot of Europeans. The flexing never ends with Carl. Brett Stevens notes, no one has ever handled success as humbly as Carl. Brian Damphouse, with a correction, I think he means he was up late with the euros peeing.

I don't mean to kink shame them. And from YouTube, CD 89 points out, weird that on every platform that streams wings, the episode with John is missing. Julian Zezer is miffed. So much for Observe and Report. Gianni Friendly, is. Al B was some of his best

work. The Tommy Jordan gushes producer Chris nailed the I'll wait. So great meeting you, legends. I'm still riding high on the vibes. Sheriff Brackett wonders, do real celebrities make you all giddy too, or is it just regular people with podcasts that get you

excited? And user up plays us out with even John's management team won't recommend him for work. Thank you, Megan, and producer Chris for bringing our internet news this week. Did you create this AI image of a dabble spondent Megan? I did.

I don't think there's much resemblance, but it's great. I really like it a lot. We have some voicemails. We actually have the return of a voicemail that I'm very excited about. And this is brought to you by the Gary in San Diego, a voicemail something or other thing of a bomb. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll.

This is not that car, but this is Paco. Yeah, Carl. No more Tom Myers sincerely Paco Also, P.S. Shout out to I don't know.

I don't even know anymore, dude. I like the Hackamania show. That shit was dope as fuck, man. All right. Let's see you, ready. Oh, shout out to Hackamania. No.

Thanks, Paco. Thanks for calling everybody. I always good to hear from you. I don't know if you guys know this, but Senator John's a bit delusional. Hey, I don't want to start. I think all the iron is frigid here, but I can't stop thinking about the wrongness thing. What would you pay for a drug that would allow you to stand in front of a sold-out crowd

chanting deadbeat dad at you? And for you to walk out of that experience going, another masterful performance by the Duke. It's insane. I mean, I was there when everyone's chanting deadbeat dad and what was it, Nightmo and da, da, da, da, da. Oh, no, no, no. It was Oscar Turner. It's like, Jesus Christ.

He's like, I trolled them all. All right. Hey, Carl, I'm listening to the live show, and you're talking about John's website to help for his legal fund. You refer to his URL as a vanity URL. This is something I've heard you do before where you've talked about vanity URLs. I'm curious what a non-vanity URL might be. If you could please get back to me on that, that would be greatly appreciated. Please just call me back.

Don't respond on the show. Is that a real question right there? You fucking mean. Andy, do you know what a vanity URL is? I assume that it's when it's like www. The thing you're going to as a bunch of bullshit that you don't understand. But I don't know. No, just the opposite.

it. So help the duke. Or actually fuck the duke.com is a vanity URL because it redirects you to our GoFundMe. Now, a non-vanity URL would be gofund. dot me slash Duke underscore wants, underscore, your underscore money, underscore please, underscore now. Because that's what the actual URL is. But anyway, you set up a vanity URL because it's easier for people to find. Not the point who gives a shit moving on.

This is a podcast suggestion. Carl, it's time to get back to the basics. You need to cover G.I. Joe, a real American headcast. This guy's a fucking tool. Keep it bigger than a poop eating cut like yourself. Wow. I didn't need that commentary at the end. Remember we did that G.I. Joe podcast early on in WATP's history?

Oh, man. That was year one. Oh, that was like episode four or something like that. Maybe three. That guy was so pissed at us afterwards. You know, it's interesting. I don't know if you guys brought this up to me, but we did a wrestling podcast

at one of the first episodes we ever did, and there was a guy on the show who sounded just like me, and I was annoyed by it. This guy sounds like I sound. And it turns out that was Jim's brother from Jim in them. Oh, wow.

I was talking to Jim about that. I guess it was on their radar. They knew we made fun of them. It's like, really? No one even listened to our show back then. That's cool. This is exciting. The return.

I mean, practice. Hey, I'm alive. I'm not dead. annual Stuttering John MaryMed update to recap seven years ago. What the fuck am I doing in my life? Suttering John bought marijuana stock from Merrimed. And how much is that stock worth today? Seven cents.

How much did Stuttering John pay for that stock? 72 cents. Not great, Johnny. Anyway, keep it up. I think it's going up. It's going to the fucking moon this year. I can feel it. Anyway, call me back.

And I know what you think of call. Mom, motherfucker, you don't call anymore. Well, guess what? I'm fucking busy. I got shit to do, Carl, all right? Get off my back. Shout out the Paco. Bye.

Very good bad guy. Good to hear from you, my friend. But, okay, so that wasn't a good investment, but the house of Kate Coral was a good investment, right? That's, uh, values just going up and up and up on that. Yeah. Diamond hands, girl. If there's no follow-up questions, yes. Great.

That's what I wanted to hear. Thank you very much for that. Uh, right. Where am I going? Where am I going? I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. That was a great episode. That was really great. Ah, Carl. I love you.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. All right. Ready to roll the credits?

Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye. Okay. Okay.

Lady Kay, you should be ashamed of yourself. Why this time, John? Why this time?