Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep721 - The Artie Fletcher Show

Episode Date: April 26, 2026

This week we’re checking in on Artie Fletcher, the man who is currently teaming up with Stuttering John to perform live comedy shows. Artie used to have a weekly radio show and a comedy tour with Bob Nelson and Gallagher. His local TV appearances are more cringe than Tom Myers.  Vinnie Paulino is in studio to laugh at Brendan Schaub getting tricked into proving he knows nothing about cars. Harrison Smith from Infowars is a fan of WATP. The Quartering thinks his content is getting suppressed because of YouTube and not because his content is boring and confusing. Steve Grillo finally figured out that Stuttering John is not a good friend and ends their relationship in the most childish way possible. Stuttering John received a DoorDash who was persistent and he ended up calling the police about it. The return of ClayDabbler is outstanding as Clay absolutely crushes John Melendez. The Creep Off - https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Fantastic bonus episode with my buddy Vinny talking about Artie Fletcher, who's teaming up with Stuttering John to do comedy. shows. We're excited about that. Oh, boy, are we? And then we had a bonus show living in the past with Stuttering John with a bombshell, a couple of bombshells in that one, things that you're going to want to hear because John reveals some things about his alcoholism and his parenting that's revealing. See what I did there? I used the word reveal twice because I'm stupid. All right, everybody. This was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Also, we encourage the listeners, us five stars wherever you review podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section today we'll

be reviewing the ardy fletcher show based on popular demand from our monday bonus show we got a lot of those for people saying we want more ardy fletcher and no one knows the man like mike morris but he couldn't be here so we have viny paulino with us and said who's almost as funny uh way louder that helps we should talk it as much as mike does all right um so you found the Arty Fletcher show, a morning show that he did in Tampa. Wrong. An evening show. The evening show that he did in a late, like, evening show that was like an 8 o'clock.

A once a week. Okay. So this is from August 1st, 2012. And I just wanted to play a couple clips of this. Vinny's brought some other things to show us. But here is an example of the great Artie Fletcher and his stylings behind the microphone. Tonight, I promise you, the guy who sings this song, be on my show.

Not on the account, not on anybody else here. My show. I got him, okay? He's in the band, Great White now. Terry Ayelos will be on my show at 905. To talk about their new album, Great White's got a new album. He's the new lead singer. Listen to that voice.

Kick it, baby. Terry Ayelos? Wow, what an exclusive. Pretty fucking cool. The reason why I brought up in 2012, he's talking about the new Great White album. He's not going to want to miss this guys. Well, they got a new lead singer because the first one, I think, died in that fucking. It wasn't great.

It wasn't great. This guy, Terry I. Ellis, is from XYZ. You ever heard of that band? Yes. Okay. They were like at the end of the hair metal era. They came in like right around 1990 when things were heating up. Oh, no.

Whoops. And this is an Artie Fletcher exclusive. Yes. No one else has. This man cow doesn't have it. No one else is getting this kind of interview. So stick around for that. Also, another plug.

Also, if you haven't gotten my book yet, wake up, man. It's a bestseller. Comedy on the road is seen through a comics, Bloodshot Eyes. You got to check it out on Amazon.com. Just type in Artie Fletcher, read the reviews. Go to Barnes & Noble. You can get on a Kindle, you can get on a Nook. Is it a bestseller?

Is this a book a bestseller? Renan, do you look into that at all? I don't even think Regis gave him the quote that's on the cover. That's right. I forgot about that. What is the same riveting stuff? No, it's like, this guy's a firecracker. Right.

This guy's a fire crack. It could be about anyone. Yeah. Seems like he's having fun. Yeah. I have to tell you. So, again, this is 2012, but I think he's pretty much scorch.

So, I mean, the stories are going to be great, but I know all you metalheads are looking forward to 905. Tomorrow, Diamond Gray is in the studio. It's part of our something I'm going to do twice a month called Homegrown, where I'm going to feature local bands. If you have a local band, end, okay? And you want to be on the show, you have originals.

Please email me at NYC Bad Boy US at Yahoo.com. That's NYC Bad Boy US. Oh, boy. Fucking local bands. That's always a great thing for radio shows. Get the local bands out. Called Homegrown. Never been done.

No. And Vinnie. He's a trendsetter. Do you know why he's uniquely qualified to pick who are the best local bands? Because he's a world-class talent agent who's been on the road with a million of great acts like Diana Ross, uh, uh,

Boz Skaggs and whoever else he made up. Here comes the resume. And if I think the music's decent, I'll put you on. Why am I an authority on that? Well, as you see, I do a lot of music. I was an agent for 15 years.

I had bands like T.T. Quick signed to Mega Force. I had bands like Archangel signed Atlantic. George Wesley to Island Records. I mean, I've got a history in this business. I mean, he's just like John. And the rest. It's true.

funny how he's like now why do you think i can bring in local bands because you're the dj on the radio anyone can do that we're not asking that question but in his end he has to justify like by the way guys i've signed t tt yed and go fuck yourself productions and atlantic has never signed any losers yeah i'm starting to think they might not be a great label i'm doing bad decisions over there in at atlantic all right bida you brought in a smorgasbord so thanks for us what do you know carl i really want to say thank you for having me back so quickly and thank you to everybody who wanted more of this because it was the joy of my night last night sitting down and just going down the arty rabbit hole and trying to catch up from where i left him back in 2014-ish uh to where he is now and uh one of the main

things i want to start off with was last year at the end of last year could you show my number zero carl this is a thing from his website already retired last year so So it says I can't see it very well. I'll read it for you. So after 50 years in show business, it is time to say goodbye. A great career, which I have traveled the world, performed in 49 states, 450 cities, 16 countries, with numerous TV appearances, and have opened for over 250 acts.

I have traveled 1.3 million miles in the air. I've been on major tours. I am tired. Great fans over the world, but now is time. Wait, no, it says, but it is now time. Yeah. Jesus Christ, this is so poorly written. Is this not the most verbose thing you've ever read?

This is so stupid. He really is stuttering, John. Opening for 250X? Opening? I have an Ardy Fletcher Management Company. I teach and still speak at corporate events. I have a book, and yes, I have plenty of money, and I'm very comfortable. It's time to slow it down.

I'm virile. I have plenty of money. He was asking that. Thank you, all, and love you. I will see you around. I will now. I will now travel more. Okay.

I will have less stress and now just take care of my health. Again, thank you all, Artie Fletcher. So, you know, who's asking these questions? It's now how far? Are you going to travel more? You're worried about your health at all? How's the money situation, Artie? So weird.

But here's the thing. This is where I last saw him. It was like, at the end of last year, he was doing his last show ever with Jimmy Walker. And then all of a sudden, in the last week, like a bolt of lightning, he's back in my life. Picture number one because he is doing, has announced, he is doing the original bad boy stand-up comedy night with Stuttering John, everybody.

There it is. That's the ad that they're using. Date and time and location are blank. I love that it says that down there, which is nothing next to it. That's very typical, Artie, by the way. He will make something like this, cart always before the horse with Artie Fletcher. That is just the way he does things. By the way, did I miss it?

What was his email address? It's like Bad Boy, NYC. Oh, we'll get there. And Yahoo or something like that. It's very provident in places. We'll talk about that in a second. But I want to remind everybody who's watching this, who's new to the Arty Fletcher, who didn't subscribe to Patreon yet or the bonus stuff.

This is not the original bad boys. This is the original bad boys. Carl, help me out. It's Bob Levy and Artie Fletcher are the original bad boys of comedy. They're almost as big as the Empire State Building. Well, Artie technically is. Yeah, so it was him and Bob Levy, who he now talks very poorly about. Yeah, they do not like each other at all.

There's no love loss there. He was on John's show. We played the clips of it where he was just trashing Bob Levy with John. Enemy of my enemy. And another thing with Artie is it depends on who he's talking to at the time. Right. Everything with Artie is like a pitch, a sales pitch. Whatever way he has to move to get into the good graces of what you're talking about, that's kind of what he does.

but I want to remind everybody where he started. This is my favorite photo ever. This is the best headshot in the history of the business. Party artie, baby. Comedian extraordinaire. He can't even contain his excitement. His head is going to explode from how much partying he is doing. Yes.

Oh, shit, this is the same guy. That's the same guy, yes. It doesn't look like it at all. I want to remind everybody where we started. Okay. And here's where we are now. Number three, this is who we have now. What does that say?

Could you read that for me? Special event, Artie Fletcher with over 40 TV credits, a true veteran, as seen on Law & Order Criminal Intent, NYPD Blue, third watch Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, The Tonight Show. Wow. I would have done that list in opposite fashion. Right, the Tonight Show maybe lead with that since you're a comedian. Law & Order.

I don't care if you're on Law & Order. Everyone's better on Law & Order. Well, that's true, too. Even Anna Bush. Jesus, I didn't even get on there. You could play a body. You could do anything. People are on Law and Order.

The show's been running for 30 years. That's my specialty. Every bit actor in the world has been on Law & Order, but I want to point out something. I went to IMDB because I just thought, what is the simplest way to find out if any of this is true? Right. Let's go to IMDB and check Artie Fletcher, everybody.

He loves his credits. He loves bragging about his credits. Over 40 TV credits. And now we look at, oh, it just says one. There's one television credit. Law & Order in one episode in 2001. Yeah, yeah. Huh.

Number five. shows us the name of that episode. If anybody wants to go watch it, it is called, what is it? Bronx Cheer. Bronx Cheer is the name of the episode. Season 11, episode 16. Yeah, he played Stan, I believe, is the name of the fella.

Wow. Yeah. But I now am going to show you the credit, the one and only credit that Artie Fletcher has on IMDB. This is 22 seconds, folks. Here is Artie Fletcher on Law and Order. Here is the credit. Roll it.

I cut out of twice. Just take three lows out of each bag. They complain to me that it's like. Get out of here before they complain to late. And now here he is opening the door. They find a body. Wow. So he claims he won a Grammy for this?

A Grammy? No. An Emmy. He was nominated for an Emmy for this. That's what he claimed. He breaks into song. I'm sorry. He literally has an Emmy.

on his posters that he's holding in his hand. Yes. Because he claims he won an Emmy for this. Yes. He claims he has over 40 television credits, Carl. What category would this be in? Garbage. There's no award for this, Carl.

Yeah. His line is, hey, did you take this shit out to the truck yet? So I went and started looking for some more of Artie's acting work to maybe see if there's something else we could find. And Carl, it turns out there is. He did a really fun PSA to get people to stop smoking. Which actually, you know how John is kind of the PSA for why you shouldn't drink? Correct.

Artie might be the reason you shouldn't smoke. Sweetheart, smoke outside now. You promise. Okay, hon. Sweetheart, smoke outside now. You promised. What kind of man are you? The father.

Your heart thought. And he's all these brains out in the house. Watch as he close those smoke rings on my little red face. You probably have asthma. Asma. Asma. Alasma. I'm doing you.

Nothing's going to have. What happened to your kids? Don't swear. Don't swear when you're lying. You know very well that thousands of the kids are going on. This black ladies tell them the common sense. Here's my favorite part. And didn't you promise you were little angels you'd smoke outside?

Hey, Daddy. There's already with these two little kids. He's going to dance with them now. Oh, wow. He's a great father. Do the right thing. Please smoke outside. Until you can stop, go out from your kids.

Take the play. Jesus Christ. I've never seen such a PS. It's like smoke all you lot. Don't be around for that when they get older. It's a POSA. Garbage. That's terrible.

Who edited that? My favorite line is, I'm a father. So am I technically. Oh, wow. Oh, man. Technically.

So your poor daughter. She is poor. So you know how on that retirement speech he said he, he's gotten back into management. Yes. Carl, I went and did a little digging into his management company. How does that sound?

Is that interest you? Sure. Okay. Here's our image number eight. If we look at this, this is the front page of the Artie Fletcher management site. If you want to go up to the very, very top,

the top scrolled writing there, Carl. Yeah. Do you want to read what that says? Yeah, it says email NYC bad boy. Call his cell. It's a cell number. Yeah, it's on one more.

Next line. Over 45 years in show business, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania floor. No, no, no, no, no. Pennsylvania. Oh, Jesus Christ, you're right. That's not even close to Pennsylvania. It's not even close. Oh, that's smart.

You can just make up states. Yeah. Pennsylvania where they have the lion, the witch, and the war drum. So I love how he's got this amazing headshot. That's his new headshot. His business card is there. I redacted that just for his own benefit on this show. Yeah.

But your music career starts here. Would you read that little line under it? Listen to what his business offers. Artie Fletcher Management LLC is a cutting edge artistic development company. We provide our handpicked musicians with holistic and forward-thinking management services. Yeah, we're going to read your chakras. I don't think that's what he means by holistic. What do you think he fucking means?

Dude, he doesn't mean anything. It's gobbledy cook. It is gobbledy cook. So if you keep going here, this is really interesting. Number two is the next page, what we do here. Now, I want you to read some of these things that they offer from his company. All right. So the artistic development.

You don't have to read the whole thing, but just kind of a... What I do is involve myself in the band's music material, stage presence, look, and future. I personally set goals for each artist in developing them to become one of the best. And there's publicity. My job is get the band as much exposure as possible. For example, playing in front of large crowds at good venues. Ooh. I never thought of it.

I was that. Why don't we do that? Shut up. Getting radio exposure and newspaper exposure. What? The things you really need in 2026? And then social media management. That's my favorite.

I have the tools and sub-bans websites, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. I work with two of the biggest publicists in the country in New York City and Los Angeles. We also have a network of merchandising such as T-shirts. Wait. We have a network for merchandising such as T-shirts, CDs, and all promote. material as you can see we are the total management company CDs he's gonna get me in the newspaper and get my CD out there sure is Jesus Christ singles what a fucking idiot anyone that signs on for this deserves what they get yes Carl

number three let's meet the staff okay now uh he this who's working with them if you want to read who all the people are there Carl I did redact some of this all right well you have already Fletcher the artist development yep and then you have Tony Lecirk Yep. Who's in marketing and promotions. No, what else does it say is number one? Father. Yes.

Professional musician. I'm a father. Recording artist, graphic artist, artist, management. Sure. And then that lady up there at the top. This is a Twinkle Yocum vocal coach. Yeah, the one above that, though. Oh, I'm sorry.

I was mesmerized by the name Twinkle. Yep. There's also Diane Trepani. Uh-huh. Does websites, logos, posters. Now, that's your multimedia, social media person. Jesus, Christ. Next.

This website is terrible. Yeah. Next one, number four. I do not need these people to build my website for me. Yeah. This person, you don't want this person. Who is that, dude? I'm a father.

This is my son, my dog. This is the person who does all of their design. He put this business card. This is insane. This is the worst website I've ever seen for business. This is the worst design I've ever seen. It's like it's for a funeral home. Now, we get a lot of,

of very non-reputable people contact us. What does this say? Hold a second. What is this? Something designs. I cannot make that out. There's like a D and a T, an REP. What does that say?

Need some vowels. I don't know, Carl. Wow. But it's sideways, so that makes it extra easy to read. Smart. Yeah. She's great. So, again, let's go to number five, About Us.

Okay. Holy shit. That's all it says. About us, Artie. Yep. That's pretty much all. Us is, I think. Yep.

Artie is one of the entertainment industry's most talked about must-see performers. No stranger to film and television, commercials, voiceovers, print, and live stand-up comedy. Artie is taking the entertainment industry by Storm. He's not, though. He just retired.

He's not taking anything with Storm. He's going on tour with Stuttering John. I know, but I don't think he should say he's taking anything by Storm. And now, when Artie is not entertaining himself, he is now. AFM, Rdie Fletcher Management, LLC. Yep.

And is proud to announce his statement. of talent. Yes, I had the best talent in the state of Florida. Oh, no, he switched from third person to first person in the same paragraph. I do not say this lightly. Chad Zumach is too good to work for Ardick Fushche at this point. This is insane. Yeah, I'm guessing you're one of the only people who have actually read this website. Yeah. Dude, I was crying last night. This was the best thing that could have happened to me yesterday. I was loving it every second of it. Listen to this. It says, click on their, now, by the way, there's no context. This is just the paragraph. Yep. Click on their logo slash images on the art.

his page and check out their websites for more information. Who's? What are you talking about? Yeah, his great new ex. There's a page for those. I didn't want to docks any of the people that he has up on his website until a little bit later. Okay. So this is who he is now. This is who John is hooked up with. Yep. And John is like, oh, I'll go work with this guy, because John's career is doing great. Sure is. Okay. Now I told him. He's leaving the dabble burgers because he says he's going to tour a lot. because Clay Dabler was out with him yesterday.

I was just like, so what are you going to do like more conventions or something? Which is very funny. Clay was trolling it pretty well. I enjoyed it. I have some phenomenal videos of Artie performing stand-up. We're going to get two in a minute because it is awful. And I also have a video of him doing some television shows with the jokes on YouTube that we talked about the other day. Sweet.

But what I want to do first, though, can we skip ahead for a second car? Of course. I worked for Artie when he had a chain of comedy clubs. and they were inside of hotels that were owned by a company called Inner Circle Hotels. Artie became buddies with the guy who owned it, who was a very wealthy guy who bought these hotels to start a chain. He ended up, I believe, folding it and just selling them all. But Artie got himself fired and got all of them taken away. And I say that to let you know this, number 28, Colonel.

Oh, okay. Right now, Artie is claiming that he, is bringing back the joke factory comedy clubs this is the brand new joke factory comedy club website and look who's on the cover as featured comedians j j j j walker and jim florentine does jim know he's on this it's a great question jim do you know you're on arty's joke factory page on the front page have you talked to jim at all about uh ardy flutcher five maybe maybe i have one of it oh man Maybe I got a few phone calls reminding me of things that have happened in the past. Maybe, I don't know.

Joke Factory, where jokes are made. Now, um... Can you write the jokes before you get to the factory, please? We're not actually writing the jokes on the fly, are we? Uh, yeah, you'll see that they are. Um, but number 29, here's the testimonials about the club, everybody. So you know that this is serious. Yeah, here we go.

The testimonials page says, one testimonies is Ardy Fletcher's a true veteran and well-respected worldwide. Worldwide is capitalized for some reason. Yeah. Well respected worldwide. Yes, that's correct. A true veteran. He's been around a long time. Who said that? Yeah, right.

There's no. This is a quote around it. It's pretty good. So I've been thinking to myself, where is already going to get John booked? Where is the show going to possibly be, right? I'm excited about it. So I noticed on this page, he has a list of locations. So let's take a look at where the new joke factory counts.

many clubs are in Florida. Everybody. Let's see up at the top. What does that say, Carl? 55 plus community Venice. Yep. Okay. So that's an old folks home. That is a shot. The old folks home. Oh, no.

Plus community. Okay. Then we got the Quaker Steak and Loeb Friday night funnies in Clearwater. Yep. Oh, no. You go to the Newport Ritchie Eagles Club. Okay. Uh-huh. All right. And then the Seacraft Waterfront Tiki Bar in North Fort Myers. I think I've been there. Okay. So those might be... I think we have. Limited seating.

All of these say limited seating, yeah, because they're fucking shitty venues. Right. If you people in Florida aren't clamoring to get stuttering John to one of these shows and one of these fine places, I don't know what to tell you. This is exciting. This is exciting. Artie Fletcher books these great rooms. Can I go see John live in Fort Myers?

Yeah. Carl. Yes. Yeah. Let's go. I'm telling you right now, if they actually do a show, I'm getting on a plane. Yeah. I've never seen John stand up live, and this just might be the funnest thing.

for me to go see him and Artie together. I have a place we can crash at. Oh. Every place is limited seating. I just want to point. Yeah, that's very true. Limited edition. Yeah, that's how many they made.

But just again, real quick, to show you what we're working with here at the New Joke Factory. The featured guests, this is who he has, is featured guests on that page. Steve Eric, who's a very nice guy. You know, he's funny when Phiddy goes, he's a nice guy. I like Steve very much. He's a nice guy. Kevin Lee.

Keith Pernell Bob Levy Hey everybody Bob Levy I'm sure Bob knows he's on Artie Fletcher's website I'm sure he doesn't Rich Voss I'm sure

Friend of the show Rich Voss is on there I guarantee you Rich Voss knows he's on Artie's website No he doesn't Jimmy JJ Walker I'm sure endorse this and that of course Artie Fletcher once again is on there and it says autographs available upon request I'll sign whatever you got

Feet varies per guest Wouldn't the fee vary based on who you wanted to the autographs from not who you are right they pay you for you girl 30 bucks okay Steve Eric you give me $10 and I'll give you an autograph

I just thought that was really interesting and then another fun thing on his website well you know I'll save that last one for I'll save 33 for last all right okay I teased this on the bonus episode Artie was touring around with a comedy

group called the Jokes on You Comedy Tour Carl Yes. And there was a lot of variations of this. Yes. And every time Artie goes to any city, he immediately calls the television stations because local television stations, nothing personal guys, are notoriously lazy. And if you call them up and say, hey, I got this, they're like, oh, yeah, come on by.

It's not that hard. Anybody can do it. How many times do you? Tom Myers on local TV promoting his gig. So, yes, anyone can get on there. Correct. And Artie's like, I got Gallagher, I got it. So this particular one, he really is scorching.

He kind of trailed off there. Well, when you watch Artie, you'll notice there's a lot of trailing off. Yeah. What I have for you is an interview that he did, and here's who he is touring with during this lineup. This is Artie Fletcher, Bob Nelson, and Richard Pryor's daughter, Rain. Oh. Now, Rain, I think, is a relatively normal person and realized pretty quick that this was insane. Okay.

By the end of this interview, we are all going to feel very bad for Bob Nelson. So be prepared. Let's see the lineup here, Carl. That's a special guest this morning, y'all. The comedy crew here, introduce yourselves to our lovely audience. Rain Friar. That's right, ladies first. I'm Bob Nelson.

Brain Pryor, Bob Nelson, and... No, Artie. Artie Fletcher. Live. Yes, my future husband. I love both of you. Artie Fletcher live. Yeah.

You got me here, bitch. Is that his brand or something like that? No, he's just being, he's hamming it up because that's what he does. He cannot help himself. Now, they're very interested to talk to Rain, but here's the thing. He can't stop hitting on the woman who's the reporter for this. Very John-like. Here we go.

Thank you. I can retent. Thank you. Me too. I'm trying to look up with her. Ten for ten. 10 for a 10 he said a 10 for 10 10 what minutes lovely man yeah so he asked what did you think of this woman's joke and he's like he gave it a 10

10 for a 10 and he has to make sure to point it out and make sure yeah you're good looking i think you're hot he's got to start that shit and it's going to get worse because it always does carl hold on real quick yeah this woman that he's hitting on yeah would you hit on her No Go all the way Would you fuck her or not All the way At least third base, okay

Sure why not That's what's gonna end The Stuccio Artie tour is women Oh yeah They're gonna fight over some fucking two Some Tampa two Watch

Some chick who looks like John's sister They really think they're killing it In this next club Alright, so Rain, let's, you know, start with you. I mean, obviously, you come from a serious comedy. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so distracted. She's got a tad bit of the downs.

I just know it's. Oh, poor rain. Oh, yeah, all right, never mind. All right, too bad to the clip. Okay. All right, so Rain, let's, you know, start with you. I mean, obviously, you come from a serious comedy pedigree. Yes.

Your father. They just have to fucking have it up and do their fucking... I guess she'll talk to her first, not us. Okay. We're just chopped liver over here, Bob. Oh, boy. He's so performative, dude. He can't stop.

Yep. What the fuck is this tour, Carl? Why isn't Bob Nelson wearing that hat? Why is it just on his knee? Oh, I don't get that. I mean, because Bob does characters, Carl. I know that. I know that.

If I was that bald and I'd have the hand on my head on my head, not on my knee, but whatever. His knee is bald too, Carl. Yeah. So what are you guys doing together? We're on the show, you mean? Yes. Oh, on the show. We're on tour together.

National tour. National tour. We'll be out for one year. One year. The tour's called. The Jokes on You're on You Comedy Tour. Jokes on you comedy tour. You'll be away from your family for one whole year. What family? The one I'm waking. That's what they have page.

We have the whole week with that. He's all very different. He's like old school. She's like acting school. I'm like clown school. You're at clown school. You don't remember this? You don't remember me?

I do you know what? I did. I did. Me here. Holy shit, Bob. Oh no. What's he doing? Is he making fun of that broad? So Arty is just hamming it fucking up in the middle.

Every time they ask a question, he's got to jump in it. He's got to do something silly. He's got to fucking outperform everybody he's with all the time. Yeah, even if he's saying what was just said. Exactly correct. He will repeat it louder and more animated. It's kind of a problem. But here's the nice thing about this interview.

I ask a couple questions on this. clip. This is what I wrote here. What are your TV credits, guys? Oh, boy. Is this newswoman a prostitute? And three, oh, no, Bob. Here we go. Oh, boy. You've got over 60 TV credits between the three of us. That's a lot of TV credits. Yeah.

You're one. Now we got the buzz. You steal. You steal. Things you see. I mean, obviously you said about, you talk about yourself growing up or whatever. How about you guys? Everyday stuff, you know, it's just every, you know, I've been married three days. times, really. And he's engaged.

Yeah, I see a girl like, now I'll give her $10,000 up front. You're getting $10,000. You're speaking her language. I would never hit her with a closed fist. I love her. When we go to Denny's, I just see the guys sit next to me, and I just do them on stage. Hey, I want to have some milkshake, please. I have a milkshake.

Holy shit. Bob Allison is retarded. Oh, my God. I don't know what Bob. doing. He doesn't know what he's doing either. But I already offered the woman $10,000. And she was like, ooh, he was talking my language now at the news guy. He's like, yeah, this whore'll take it.

It's so wild flipped. Yeah. So what are you talking about in your act? He had no idea. And then he's just like, I've been divorced three times. Cool. Okay. Congratulations.

It's tough. I talk about not giving my wife's alimony or child support. And beating them. And punching them with a fist. Carl I titled this last quote from this interview Poor Bob

Because holy shit You know you know here from Okay this is the most famous bit Come on the football For the number 72 Oh no 27 I play football I do remember this guy

So you guys kick off tonight What's your next stop after this? Oh that's so pathetic Do the thing you do Bob Do the thing they know you for And then the thing is black guy voice in front of the black reporter. And then they

go, so where are you guys going to be next? Everyone knows it. So black people are stupid, are they? He doesn't know how numbers work. The fucking Jersey joke is a Bob Nelson's staple, everybody. But

oh boy. So let's keep moving with the jokes on YouTube or Carl. Let me show you this image. Just a reminder, for a while there, the thing switched and Gallagher replaced Rain Prior. They dumped Rain Prior. Rain Prior ran away. I'm not 100% sure. I'm guessing the latter. But somehow, your buddy Vinny introduced him to Gallagher. And now Gallagher's on this tour. Wow. Yeah. And here's an ad for the Gallagher tour. Carl, this is a new one we didn't see yet. Okay. at. Gallagher's Jokes on You

Comedy Tour with Artie Fletcher, Bob Nelson and Gallagher smashes into town on Thursday, February 9th, 7.30 p.m. at Skypack. Celebrating Gallagher's 70th birthday and his final tour. The most unpredictable unscripted comedy mayhem you'll ever see. Sure, Gallagher's the famous

watermelon smasher, this will be his final tour. Gallagher's Jokes on You comedy tour. Thursday, February 9th, 7.30 p.m. at Skypack. Tickets available at the Skypack.com or by phone, 270904, 1880. Did they mention that it's Gallagher's last tour? A couple times. It wasn't. They ran this show for five years, buddy. Why would they say Gallagher's unscripted? Have you seen his act? It's very scripted. We're going to get to that.

What are they talking about? You think he goes out there and improv's like, oh, what else can I smash? Oh, I got this thing. Now, folks, I want to take you to the Jokes on You Comedy Tour show. All right. Now, what I'm about to show you is from a video that is very, very, prominently on Artie's website showing it's called Gallagher multi-cam is how it's labeled. So this is him opening for Gallagher on this tour. And this is his intro. I had to pull out the music, but some of it still bleeds through at times. I apologize, Carl. I tried to make this as YouTube friendly for you as possible.

Thank you. I appreciate it. This is number 21. This is number 21. This is the opening of the jokes on you tour. Here we go. Hide your daughters. and your wallet.

He has been seen on. Law and order, criminal intent. David Letterman. Conan O'Brien. The Howard Stern Network. Network. Actor, comedian, talk show host, and bestselling author. Now, show some love for Artie Fletcher.

There you go. He is blasting. I'm coming out and trying to get the audience to clap with him. Oh, the brothers and sisters, come on, y'all. Oh, boy. Yeah. Dancing. The fire chief.

And I just have to live. And I want to give. I'm completely positing. I think this time around. Lazy. Oh, here it comes. He's in tongue, buddy. I got some big moot.

Big moor's coming. Oh. Oh, wow, he dances. Kind of. This guy's a threat. He's having a stroke. Oh, he did the thing where he grabbed his cross. That was in the promo we saw on the bonus show.

Yep, that's where they got it from. Nice. He's very funny. They have, like, watermelon's painted on the backdrop. Yeah, he's gassed. Yep. That's the joke. He's just fat and out of shape.

Yeah, he literally comes out. Like, did you ever see the British office? Yes. Do you remember that scene where Ricky comes out and it's, you know, simply the best. He's trying to get everybody up. That is the energy that's in this room right now. All these people are wearing tarps because they're there to see Gallagher. this is what they're getting for the first 20 minutes of the show.

First joke. One of these things he's about to say is true. Okay, here we go. You can guess what it is. Ladies gentlemen, I was nominated for an Emmy 2005. I did not win, but I am now here in Topeka, Kansas. It's been a dream of mine, come true. You want to guess which one's the lie?

Again, back to the current tour, Stuncho is going to be like, you can't do that joke before me. Do you know what a psychotic thing it is to open up your set with a complete lie like that? Just like, why are you opening with your credits and your stand-up show? That's a complete lie.

That's awesome. It's pretty incredible. So, Carl, let's see a little bit of crowdwork that ends really strong. Oh, good. Now to come to Topeka and meet a real Irishman. Oh yeah, he's the fire chief You know the fireman

Oh, the Mexicans here Oh my God, he is the funny I travel all over the world He's Mexican, he doesn't speak Spanish I'm saying shit to him He's just looking at me And I go, you've been to the border He goes

It's the border Yeah, remember? I go, there's no way You tunnel, look at the size of you six four then I'm talking Spanish to him nothing so I stab him

now I'm kidding up what that is that's already stand up everybody what that's our what you just saw

that is already stand up nothing everything vaguely makes sense but makes no sense at all it's in the same vein of Tom Myers like everything sounds like it's kind of I got to understand this reason he doesn't know where the border was

because he tunneled but he can't because he's too Tall? But hold on. And he stabs him. Do you know? But hold on. He doesn't speak Mexican.

He doesn't speak Mexican. Spanish, Artie. Doesn't speak Spanish, but somehow doesn't know what the word border is. What language does he speak, Artie? What are you even talking about? None of this made any sense. All right. Well, that's good stuff.

He's great. He's great. He really is. Now, I call this ramblings and an impression maybe Missy B might like. It's funny because I live in, why I live in Florida now, but, you know, born and range of New York. And it's, people are so nice here. Like, how are you doing it?

I'm like, why do you want to know? You don't know me. It's your freaking business. But everybody was so nice. We went to Julie's coffee show. We went to the Canover Pancake House. Oh, that place was so good. Then a couple women here, I love.

We ate out Field of Green. You ever been there? You know, Eric, mother. She's German. I call it a soup Nazi. Good stuff. Today's soup is. But everybody's just been

Nick and Gallagher and I see the home. What the fuck was that? I don't think he'd seen that episode. Today today's a soup He always says, today's soup is. This is funny. He's terrible.

I have 40 television credits. Holy shit. I was saying. But it was literally ramblings of places in town. Yeah. But here's the thing. Guys been to Field of Greens. Woo!

Yeah, let's go there now. Is that the owner? Yes, probably. Who in the field of greens? So they could get their dinner for free? Yeah, they gave them tickets, Carl. I'll guarantee you. It makes sense.

But the wild thing about this is this is on his website now is like his top stand-up video. He posted this on purpose? Yes. It's on his website. He wants to manage my social media? He better figure out his social media first. Oh, we're not done, Carl. All right.

You people could have done better, he thinks. We have been off now for two months, which we needed it. We would have killed each other. This tour was supposed to be out one year. It's now our fifth year. And we like to come to cities. Thank you, normally. You know, two old guys.

This is the way you want to go out. I mean, a little more people would have been nice. but oof oof we like to come to cities fuck you little more people would have been nice fuck you to peek

he's literally just going yeah what about nice if more you brought friends assholes I mean maybe if like we'd heard a buzz that you could tell jokes people would have shown up for this

but this is oh you didn't like the soup Nazi huh this is brutal man this is really bad this is the part where I tapped out Carl of this video

and there's probably another 17 minutes of it that we could explore some other time if you want so i live in florida we've all been to florida right but right away people go oh my god you're getting killed down there that's the panhandle it's a big state i live in tampa i'm not stupid enough to live in the panhandle if you're getting 90 hurricanes uh-huh why would you build a house there because it's going to get relocated. Just like these people who live in Oklahoma.

They have the tornadoes. Their house ends up in Kansas. They got to move it back to Oklahoma. Why don't you just stay in Kansas? Cut out the middleman. The middleman? I don't get it. We've had so much rain, right?

Unbelievable. Good segue. Am I right? Good segue. Holy shit. I'm telling you, he's cut up the middle man. John's a better comic. John might be a better comic than him. John might very well be a better comic.

Holy shit. I mean, you do not want this opening for you. Do you hear how dead that crowd is? Yes. They're hoping Gallagher runs out at any minute and smash his beer gut with a mallet. I can't wait for Gallagher to murder this guy in the second act. So, listen, guys, we got to save some of this stuff because I know. know it eventually will end up watching it.

I have one clip of the dynamic of Bob Nelson, Artie Fletcher, and Gallagher, and Gallagher on stage together. Oh, wow. Now, this is the way the show would end up starting after Artie does 20 minutes. He brings them all out together. They all end up yucking up together. Okay. And Bob does his bizarre fucking characters,

and none of them are prepared for any of it. Enjoy. It's not a troll doll. It's Donald Trump. Oh, look, you're good friends here. Eppy Epperman. Hi, Eppie. Hi, Mr. Trump.

Mr. Trump is here. I'm number 33. Number 33. And when I look in the mirror, it's E.E. Which is my name, Epi Epperman. Are you good? In the mirror, I'm me, but when I'm on a field, I'm a baseball player. Number 33.

Are you good? No, don't. It's a new shirt. His mother will get pissed. Okay. I still have to sell this stuff. So let me explain to the audience. We don't rehearse anything.

So that's the first time I ever approached him with this thing. Yeah. And that was a disclaimer that you saw on his face. He actually stayed in character, but to get away from me with that pet, right? Right. Yeah, but the catch you. The catch you. Holy shit.

Bob Nelson sucks. Does he have a podcast? I don't know. I don't know. Chris is running in Notown immediately. Look up Bob Nelson's podcast. I want the jokes on you tour with stuttering John, Artie Fletcher, and Bob Nelson. I want it so bad.

Or just John and Artie. Whatever. I want to see that. The bad boys of comedy. But there is a, that's from their sizzle reel, by the way. That's the good one. That's a good thing. Yeah, all those little edits in there would jump to the jokes.

They did that, not me. Can you guys believe we don't rehearse this? Yes. Why would you even bring that up? Gallagher? Why would you even bring that up? Who wants these guys off the stage? Jesus Christ.

Now, I'm going to close on this one because we watched a lot of this guy's shit today. I want to show you number 33. If you are a fan of Artie Fletcher now and you like to support his career, you can get yourself a t-shirt at Artie Fletcher.com. The t-shirt says, I have no friends and that's the way I like it. I like it that way. Bitch. what the fuck

who would wear a shirt like this how do you get one carl what is that thing in the in the corner oh that's a signature it's a signature shirt how do you get one carl I don't know you probably have to like go to his house read what it says book him a gig

it says to order click here to email me and if you have a band it's 20 box it says shipping and handling and it says pricing include shipping and handling. Perfect. So if you want to get yourself an Artie Fletcher T-shirt,

all you have to do is go to Artie Fletcher.com. Oh, dude, did you know that there's a front of this shirt? Oh, what's on the front? It says New York City's bad boy Artie Fletcher, and in the back says, I have no friends and I like it that way, bitch. Why would anyone wear a New York City's bad boy shirt? He's not from New York City. I have a couple more close from his radio show.

Oh, good. So apparently the hard rock down in Tampa is owned by the Seminole Indians. And he does not like these folks at all. Oh, no. And I mean, the Seminoles are trading $10 or $9 for a pack of cigarettes. They don't pay taxes. Okay? You want to see how great they are?

Hey, I don't care if they ever sponsor my show. I'm telling you the way it is, okay? They are, they make money. And, you know, one thing I've ever noticed, you'll never see an Indian with a tear in their eye anymore for somebody littering anymore. Remember that commercial? Because they're getting their money back, pull by pull by pull. All right. So basically what's going on here

is that he heard the hard rock being advertised on the other stations in the market. And they don't advertise them on his station with him. So they're like, fuck these people. Fuck these dumb Indians stealing all of our money. Don't even sponsor us. So here's the thing about casinos that I've learned. They have a lot of money to advertise.

And they're pretty willy-nilly with it. And if they still didn't give it to this asshole. Oh, dude, he's very bitter about it. Listen to this. I just, I had to talk about this. This has been bothering me about the Seminoles. I heard this radio station talking how great they are.

You know, of course they're great. They're spending probably $20,000 a month, you know, on your station. Of course they're great. You know, my sponsors that are on this show, I believe in them. That's something I learned from Howard Stern, believe in, you know, what you're talking about. Oh, really? Howard Stern believed in the sponsor. He was a big Snapple drinker, was he? Howard Stern, he loved those Heineken.

How many of those gold fucking roses you think Beth got for Valentine's Day people? Zero. What's he talking about? Like, Howard's never done an ad read. He didn't give a shit about. ZipRecruiter. He's a huge fan of ZipRecruiter. Ooh, Robin.

Marcy, get out of the way. Let me do the hiring. ZipRecruiter is exciting. I have one more clip on here, and this is him trying to read a news story. I think it's bailed out from it. cannot read. Another thing I thought was quite funny. Check this out. At-risk

students forced to retake exam after city loses their exams, which is pretty bad. It's bad enough these kids are almost failing and they're taking exams. Now they want them to take them again. Because their theory is, well, if they knew what they were

doing, they would take the exam again. We're getting callers already. We're getting calls. I'll take them. Get off the air. What the fuck was that? He completely botched that. I had no idea what he was reading. He started it with, this is funny.

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Remember he actually flipped his truck over. He's just trying to drive it. I forgot about that. Yeah. So check this out. A question comes in on his Q&A Patreon show. B, could you tell me right quick what would be a better mordue for my Mustang at Gallo 12 or a Galeo 24? 24.

Here's my other thing, bud. What years your Mustang? I could use some more info. Why the Gallio? Okay. Why the gallo? If you can, I like the anything to the 50 swap. When it comes to Ford, I can't get enough of five-os.

So it said Gallo. Should I get the Gallo 12 or the Gallo-24? And he's like the Gallio. He called it Gallio. But what's hilarious about this is that this is from the movie Too Fast, Too Furious. So what's the idea here? Dun and I are supposed to be street racers? That's right.

So done? Looks like we're going to be partners, bro. Could you tell me right quick, what would be better motor for my skyline? A Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24? The 24. I didn't know pizza place is made motors. See, man, come on, I can't do this How funny is that

Fucking Brendan fell for the Wow Too Fast, Too Furious Amazing phenomenal I'm sure it's good advice though No matter what Even though it was a joke made to ridicule him

For being an idiot Just like cigar gate though He's gonna come back And be like yeah, I knew that Yeah, wow I want to thank Jacob on our Patreon For setting this in

There's a guy named Harrison Smith and he's the host on Info Wars. He's American Journal and War Room on Info Wars. And he was doing his show Moonbase Live. JTE 0707 for $10. Thank you very much. Says, did you see who are those podcasts, who are these podcasts, cover the quartering

and how big of a fraud he is? Basically, after you mentioned him Friday, I remember you talking about them before. I think they're listening, Harry. That's funny. I do like who are these podcasts. They're very funny. I think they do a good show.

But the quartering is a very, he's a very hot topic now. It did, it did sort of like start really kicking up gear, I think, when Rex debated him. But I've been watching Kino Casino regularly for years. So I've been following the quartering drama for a very long time. And it's very funny.

But I also like, who are these podcasts? They're very good, too. Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P. Oh, see, he's not live. He watches the show. It's good stuff.

anybody else. Timothy Albrino used to live in Peru. That might be the guy I'm following. All right. Is there anything else we want to talk about? Any other questions anybody has? No, we're just talking about who are these podcasts, obviously. That's the main thing to talk about.

Anyway, thank you very much for doing that, Jacob. Thanks for sending that in. Very cool to hear that Harry's a fan. Check out the show. Speaking of the quartering, holy shit, this guy just put out a recent podcast. complaining about what YouTube is doing again.

Oh, so as you guys know, the quartering is being accused of striking or flagging channels, getting them taken down off of YouTube, and his video views are way down. He's been complaining about that. He's been complaining about this AI slop that's taking over YouTube. Now, YouTube's not doing anything about it. But then he tells us this. What's going on, everyone? If you've been paying attention, YouTube has begun purging literally thousands and thousands

and thousands of channels, and it started this week. On top of that, they have very clearly throttled entire spaces. This is evident when you look at the actual data, and you look at how long it's been going on, and there's actually a real reason for this. He just said nothing. Did you understand any of that? No, he's accusing YouTube of why people aren't watching this stuff. Don't you understand it?

They're throttling entire spaces. What does that mean? They're throttling spaces. What the fuck's he talking about? He's like, if you look at the actual data, are you going to show it to us? No, he doesn't. He just says these things.

He does have the look of a guy who's put together a very, very compelling presentation with yarn and push pins. Yes. Yeah, I can see why he'd be a conspiracy theorist. He spends a lot of time by himself contemplating things. So he comes on, he says they're purging thousands of videos or channels. And why is that, Jeremy? What are they doing?

And I'm hoping, obviously, that both of these situations get resolved. But what YouTube is trying to do right now is purge out any and all, or at least most of, the AI slop. Didn't he just tell us? We played the clip on the last WATP where he goes, YouTube wants to stop paying creators. They'd rather just have this AI slop on here. He literally told us that.

And now he's going, you know what YouTube's doing? They're trying to get rid of the AI Slop. Great. He said his days were numbered. Yeah, he said that AI would take over his channel. There'd be a guy who looked like him that was just AI reading articles in a very boring fashion. He said they'd have a million subscribers over the end of the next year. And now he's saying, you know what YouTube's doing?

They're getting rid of all this AI slap that's on the platform. What's the problem with that, Jeremy? The problem is all of these channels that don't have a face on camera or channels that even maybe appear to use AI maybe for their intros or their outroes or something like that it is purposely throttling them

demonetizing them and in some cases completely banning them okay so I thought this is what he wanted right didn't he want the YouTube to get rid of these things yeah yeah because it was like he was losing views because there's all this AI slap on there and now we say you know people are

using AI in their videos and it's getting taken down by YouTube. This guy needs a nap. He looks like a wreck. I know. He looks like he's not well. Just the way he presents this stuff, too.

He's so nervous about it. So where is he getting this information from? Well, the very trusted source that is known as X. So folks telling you this is wrong, please fix it. You're still neurotic getting there. Please fix this. You know, and a lot of other people saying, please fix this. All right.

Well, there's people on X complaining to YouTube to fix it. stuff. So there you go. That's a good news story right there. Now, don't worry. He will start reading an article. It's going to happen. That's what he does. We're very excited about it. But first, he's going to explain that when you complain to YouTube about getting your video taken down, even though it's good content, there's a problem with the people that you're complaining to. the tech support, the people asking, you know, the people you're asking to review the mistake that AI made, they're also AI.

How is that? Like, they're also literally AI. Well, hold a second. How could that be? The people you're talking to a tech support are AI. Well, then that wouldn't be people at tech support. That's correct. Yeah.

Seems very confusing. I'm being led to believe that there's some type of AI civil war. going on at YouTube. It must be, yes. This AI's beating up this AI, and you're in the middle of it. Wow. He did like that people in India are getting their channels, take it down. Obviously, I think this part is kind of funny.

It seems like a lot of Indian people are getting banned. I wonder why. What an asshole? Seminoles. Not those kind of Indians, dot Indians. And what are the assail? He's like, that's kind of funny. Those guys are getting their channels taking down.

Okay. Cool, man. All right, so let's get to the part that everybody loves about the quartering when he pulls up an article and starts reading. I have to say, though, articles are a foolproof form of entertainment. It's a tried and true formula. I learned that from Playboy magazine. Yes, that's what people buy it for. The articles.

Also, are you familiar with a website called Medium? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. It's a website that anyone can write for. So you can have articles out there written by an asshole like producer Chris. Thank you. All this stuff is going on, but here's the real reason, and Medium actually covered this. So I want to give the writer a invariant, which is apparently a, I'm assuming a pseudonym, I'm assuming.

Yeah, it's nobody. You might have already heard about the massive wave of demonetization sweeping across YouTube right now. If you have not, here is a short version. Thousands of creators are losing their ability to make money overnight. Okay. So now he's just reading the article that just read states what he told us at the beginning of the episode, which sounds made up before, sounds made up now, just because he's reading about it on medium by some kind of student in them. He's like, oh, this must be legit.

And so now he's going to explain why his views are down on YouTube. It sounds like a noble effort to protect viewers, but if you look closely at the bigger picture, the official narrative is actually falling apart. Look, I talked about this. There's a lot of people who, you know, are upset at me online these days, and that's okay. They're allowed to do that,

but they like to inauthentically claim that, you know, that it's their anger that has charged, you know, changed the viewership. It's actually not. It's something that is massively different for all channels. Okay.

So he goes out, guys, I know people are not happy with me right now, and I'm getting a lot of shit on the internet. And you might think people aren't watching my videos anymore because people have been pointing out how they suck and how I suck. That's not it at all. You guys are completely wrong about that. It is the algorithm. It's the platform that's holding me down. And he's got proof.

He's going to bring proof because he's going to look at Tim Poole's page. And that's going to prove it to us. I mean, nobody's, again, every time I do this, this is no, I'm not taking a shot at any creator, okay? Nobody's mad at Tim Poole right now, and he's getting a sense about a month ago when they started this. Probably the worst views he's seen in years. 29K, 40K, 50K. He does get the occasional one that actually breaks through. 137K, but 60K, you know, these are, the good videos still do good,

but every other video is tanking. Let's look at Benny Johnson, right? Nobody's mad at him online. This is hilarious because the fact that he'd be like no one's mad at Tim Poole, what's he talking about? Like, Tim Poole is a very controversial political pundit. So there's tons of people who don't like Tim Poole. Well, no, Tim Poole isn't striking people's channels. Right.

Yes, that is true. But he definitely has a lot of detractors. I think it's funny. He's just like, well, here's proof right here. The shitty videos don't get as many views. They get a lot of views. Sounds like the algorithm is working, right? Like, you find the example of 137,000 views.

He's like, oh, yeah, it sounds like that's doing pretty well. It's the algorithm that is wrong. Right. Well, so this Benny Johnson guy, he's got a couple million subs on his YouTube channel. And I guess they're good buddies, him and Jeremy. Again, no disrespect to Benny. Benny and I talked for over an hour less than on the phone about this. You see here, 100,000 views, 16 hours ago, that's good.

Whoops. The point is, can you take some of your anger at me and transfer it under these assholes? Yeah, yeah. I just watched the videos say, even if you don't like me anymore. So I love that these, all these retards in all these different spaces are talking on the phone with each other for hours at a time. I'm talking to Ben Johnson about how our video views are down for an hour last night. Cool, man. It sounds like the Cope versus Forming.

Yes, right. Oh, YouTube's wrong. I don't look what they're doing to us. All right. So. Wow. that's fucking sad. He's saying that it's impossible

for the views to be as low as they are in these channels. It is almost impossible to get views this low. And like even if you look at my channel too, right? Okay. If you look at my channel, same thing. 24,000, I mean, 50,000 is okay, I guess, for my channel. 22,000, 20,000. but then look this one breaks too 85k this one's actually over 100k already 28,000 30,

well here's Jordan Peterson 150k so it actually it seems like it's very possible to get low views for your shit content your low effort content his words and sometimes when you put together a good video people like it does get a lot of views on it yeah I mean at some point you were able to get that many subscribers people will see it but people don't have to click on something just because they're subscribed to it, sir. So he's not doing a good job of illustrating his point. He read a medium article that didn't state any facts or have any statistics. And then he goes on Tim Poole's page, find some videos that have tons of views.

It goes on his page, CISD, some of his videos have a lot of views. Hold on, you're not sold yet? I'm not sold on this. I don't think he's doing a good job of illustrating his point. I think the point he's making is videos that aren't interesting to people get few views and videos that are interesting to people get lots of views. That's what it seems like is going on in here. but there's some hypocrisy in this presentation.

If you want proof of the hypocrisy, just look at what YouTube allows to stay monetized. There's a massive amount of human-made content that is highly repetitive, features unverified facts, and even spreads dangerous pseudo-scientific information. Weird medicine. Fully monetized, actively promoted by the algorithm,

posing a real threat to the health of millions of viewers. Clearly, YouTube is not actually fighting for authenticity or viewer's safety, so what's the real issue? I mean, just to write that paragraph and then read it without a single example. Like what videos? What channels are doing this that are getting lots of views? What do you mean by that?

Just stating these things doesn't mean anything. People just like to see what they want to believe in print. Right. This is reinforcing his narrative that it's not his fault. That his views are down. It's everyone else's fault that his views are down. Did he write this? Do we even know?

Yeah. It could sound that way. Good point. I didn't even write for media if they want to. All right. So talking about AI again, and he is very concerned about AI. We are moving at such a fast pace. Then in a couple of years, we will see full-length movies or music videos created by a single person in their bedroom that look better than blockbusters made for hundreds of millions of dollars.

Do you really think industry giants don't understand this? They're absolutely terrified. Hey, look, I am too. You know, like overnight, views get cut by 50%. But no one can tell you why. All right. What does that to do with AI? So this guy keeps confusing these different things.

You know, he's like AI is taking over YouTube and soon I'm going to be AI out here. That we're competing with me directly and he's terrified by it. But then also YouTube's taking down all the AI videos, but that's not good. Doesn't like that either. I'm not sure with the messages. Me neither. I don't know what he's complaining about. This whole thing like smacks of network news.

Like it's just, it's all, everything is convoluted and everybody's mad at everything. Right. So he's mad about his low views, but he's terrified of AI. And he does have a conspiracy, though, of what Google or YouTube is actually promoting. But if you look at left-wing content creators, how about breaking points, right? Breaking points. Left-wing content creator, 2 million subs, so the same about as me, right? Absolutely crushing it.

135K, 100K, 500K,000, 300K, 300-K, 300-K,000. 300K, 250K,000, 400K. Like, for whatever reason, left-wing anti-establishment content is still allowed to flourish on YouTube. Listen, I'm not saying there isn't suppression of certain ideologies on YouTube.

I know that there are. But just picking out three channels and then coming to this conclusion, like maybe this channel's doing a good job of putting any other videos, but I want to watch. think you'll find that traditionally speaking anti-establishment stuff does well when it's the opposite party stuff that's that i think that's what happened to the quartering and a lot of these right-wing

channels yep that when there was all of this censorship and cancel culture going on they were the voices that came up or against that now trump got reelected everyone's past that you're like okay we're not worrying about saying retard and you know we're not banning people for their speech anymore So it's like guys like the cordier are like flailing. They're like, ugh, how do I get views on this stuff? We got to talk about more interesting things that people want to talk about because cancel culture is old news. Yeah. Is there another way?

Yeah, right. Exactly. I don't want to do that. What about what Whitney Cummings is doing? Can I just buy views? Is that? What if I blame everyone else? Well, that's not working.

Yeah, this motherfucker is just nailing himself up on a cross for everybody. It's pretty sad. But also, so if he's talking about the AI purge, like the way he started this video is like, oh, they're purging on these AI channels. And he goes into, and then left-wing channels are doing really well, because breaking points is getting lots of views. Totally disconnected. Like, he's not stringing these thoughts together.

I'm not sure what he's presenting or what he wants us to think about it. Somehow the algorithm hasn't given John's political show a boost. Right. Yeah, very left-leading and gets no views. So this is hilarious. He goes to his YouTube homepage, and this immediately backfires on the point he's trying to make. If you look at your homepage, what do you see? maybe yours is different.

Right now, Yellow Flash is still big mad at me. I wish him the best. Threatens to flage down Yellow Flash. Come on, dude. These people are ridiculous. I love that he goes to his YouTube homepage. There's a giant thumbnail

of a video making fun of him. And he just is distracted by it immediately. He's like, oh, come on. What's off this now? Jesus. Grow up. How many views? He gets so distracted by it.

But it's funnier than that Because as he's looking through the YouTube page, it's not what he thought it was going to be Anyway, it's short, short, short, short. Well, I'm looking actually, I'm looking now This is pretty different than yesterday. Yesterday it was all shorts. Oh, no.

He wanted to go out there and prove they're trying to be like TikTok And just have those vertical shorts videos And as he's going through, it's just all logged for videos. Oh, these are legit. He's like, oh shit, this is an illustrate my point to know. Fuck. He's not convincing me on anything that he says. He's not very good at this. No, he's very bad. He's doing

a long time, and he's very bad at it. But he thinks this is this big conclusion from this video. I think there's something more sinister at play at YouTube right now, and it's only going to get worse through the summer. I guarantee it. So he thinks there's something sinister,

and he guarantees it's going to get worse. Those two things aren't alive. Why is the summer? Right, yeah. Like he said, At the end of next year, there'll be another channel with a million subscribers. Like, based on what? Why the summer? Why end the next year? He just says shit.

He just says shit to say shit. None of it's backed by anything. Look at the thumbnail he made for this video that we're watching. They're banning everyone. And there's a bot with lasers blowing shit up. And then the actual content is, oh, and it says massive YouTube purges here. Banning everyone. No, the whole point of the article that he was reading

is that they want to get the AI slop off of YouTube Which is what I said. I'm like, of course they want to get the AI slap It's not good user experience They still have to share the money for the views So it's not like they want guys like to quartering Oh, quartering is making too much money off of us Let's get them out of here.

Doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I don't really understand Follow this logic at all. People are mad at you, bro. People don't want to watch your stuff anymore because your videos are boring And they're mad at you. It is making it caught

It actually has an effect on your channel in your view, sir. That's it. The answer. Kito Casino, you know, they've been clowning him for some time now. Yeah. This is actually kind of funny a clip that got posted today that I saw. Move the sex. I mean, does it want him over here? But I never even heard of the fucking dude. I'm not going

on whatever. Steeltoe, he's shitting on Steel Toe. How do he fucking show? He thinks he has. Steeltoe may actually have more live viewers. It's so funny about this. These guys are clowning steel toe in a matter of fact way or roundabout way i should say and uh erin was so happy to be on their show and telling him about all his sex points when he revealed the polyqo and everything he did

that on kino casino he's like ah i'm these guys love me i'm being embraced by the kino casino than watch other clowning him think that he gets certainly more financial donations i'm not even kidding i'm not even kidding he does because quartering gets like between zero and thirty dollars a stream at best Okay. Another W from the toe. I never heard of that. You never heard of that.

Like, if it came down to it, if I had to watch Steeltoe or Jerry, like it was my life, I would probably watch Steeltoe. Like, if you're driving road trip,

you'd pick one podcast. Do you still have buddy in the wheelchair? Like, Cortering's podcast. These guys fucking hate the quartering. And PPP's like, if I had to choose between Steeltoe and the

recording, I guess I'd pick steel toe. Sounds crazy, right, to actually watch Steeltoe on purpose. Aaron's like, yes. Yeah, I know. Aaron's here. He's like, they love me. A feather in your head, Aaron. It's got to be the worst podcast that's out there.

Like, it's the, it's, it's worse than like conversations that happen in old folks' homes around a board game table. You know, I would rather listen to that. It's so funny. dude. I'm interested in doing it. No disrespect. I hope they're very successful. I hope they're popular.

You know, never heard of it. No thanks. He also claimed he never heard of us forever and ever. Yeah, right. To be fair, he probably hasn't heard of steel toe. Oh no. Good point, Horski. There's a real good chance he hasn't heard of steel toe.

Of course it has because of all the Ricka, all of the Rikata stuff. Wait, you're right. And then I didn't even want to get into it, but Quartering says the reason he hates me is because I said he swept for Ricada and he says he never did but like I have an entire folder of evidence that he swept for Ricada but it's such a pedantic issue and it's so retarded that I'm not even going to bother because we all know he did thank you uh stalin 19 or Stalin 19 whatever it is for uh finding that for us you know that's funny I didn't do this little piggy yesterday we took a week off of this little piggy and I mentioned on devil verse live I might not do it um because I'm just

annoyed with Aaron right now. Him going after Dr. Steve over fucking nothing. Like a letter he wrote to the court. It's such a nothing. And Aaron getting all worked up about it and going after Steve and his profession and shit like that.

He's just a villain. You know, it's not a good look for him. So we didn't do this little piggy. And Aaron's upset about it. He tweeted out. Carol can do a show where he takes advantage of mentally unfit prisoners

who owned him, by the way. But his fake internet friend did something retarded, and now he's too angry to do a show? Clean your cunt, you girl. Ha ha, ha, another win for the toe. So he misses us already. He's upset that we're not talking about him. I had a feeling this would happen.

He had to lash out. He needs us to talk about him. Did you clean your cunt? I did. Okay. Not because he told me to, though. I was going to anyway. All right.

Are you guys familiar with the world's most famous intern other than Monica Lewinsky? Steve Grillo? That's the one mini. Steve Grillo has had a little bit of an epiphany. That's very impressive. I'm glad he caught up with the rest of us. But first, who would watch this show after Shock XL? Who would want to watch a Steve Grillo program?

What is it even about? I mean, do you even know? I didn't know he had a show. He's got a show. He declared that he. He's in the Dabbleverse. He's doing a show out of Vegas where he moved to Vegas recently. That's why he was at Takamania.

We saw him there. And this is what Steve Grillo's show is. Aftershock Excel. Steve Grillo. Top show's with it. Top show's ligand. Each week, the former Howard Stern intern will interview celebrities and its eclectic friends. Grillo, what's going on out there?

You were my number one man. I don't give that role to anybody. Sharing twisted tales of debauchery. And I'm just dumbfounded. This is. After Shock XL. There'd be help if I put myself on the screen. There is.

It's up, everybody. Happy Friday. Just doing a chill show tonight. Nothing crazy. I just, I didn't do anything yesterday because I had a very good friend of mine come to town. Holy shit. So it's another low effort, nothing. So is your good friend coming on the show to share stories of debauchery from the past?

That's what's so crazy about this. Is he still trying to live off of being an intern in 1994 on the Howard Stern show? Uh-huh. It's 2026, girl. No one cares about these. He wrote a book recently. No one cares about these stories. No one cares about your role on the Howard Stern show.

Howard Stern is mostly irrelevant at this point. What's he doing? Yeah, you picked the wrong time for that type of comeback on Stern. Maybe if you'd put it out around the same time Stern put his book out when he was actually out there doing some press. But that's the only time anybody's paid attention to Stern in a decade. He should have done it when Artie was still out of. the show. People were paying attention

to the Howard Stern show. But now he's trying to still get people to watch him because he's, they know him from Howard Stern. I don't think it's going to work. But he's also doing all the wrong things when you enter into the dabbleverse because I guess him and Carmich have a little rivalry going.

You understand the only time I hear this drama is when I'm on the air. I don't follow anything. What's up? Drunken Donuts, happy Friday. I heard some crazy rumors that Carmix was going to buy a grenade launcher and blow up your trails in the castles. Let him keep saying, chat, shit like that. I don't know if it's true from your end, but if I get, if you have a,

if you have a clip of that, I would like it so I can send it to the police. Jesus Christ. Is he started saying the right thing? He's like, I don't pay attention to any of this shit. You know, it gives a fuck. But also, I will tell it to the cops. He's talking about buying a grenade launcher. Does that sound serious, Grillo?

Oh, yeah. That's the grenade launcher here. Going to Grillo's trailer. He's going to buy a grenade launcher? Also known as an arm. Grenades got to do the work for you He's not to waste of money Call the cops

Imagine how much nonsense Police departments deal with because of YouTube Could you even imagine And we're getting into Suttering John calling the cops What is it this time, Quadfather Yeah, exactly It's just like nonstop Just like

Oh, a guy has buying a grenade launcher To blow up a trailer in the Cats And I'm very worried And he lives in rural Minnesota Soda, you say? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're on it. We'll get right on that. What's his name, Karmic X?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll definitely be having a conversation with Karmic X for you. Put it on APB. All right, so, as you heard, Gorilla had a friend visit him. He's all excited about it. Yo, my man, he ran the table, wound up, went in a nice chunk of change. The house was not happy, and we had a great lunch, and then he's shooting a movie today, and I'm very happy to have him be my friend. and, uh...

Oh, what a pathetic loser. You know what that sounded like? Lisa Boswell. I'm so happy that you could be my friend. Oh, I had a friend over. Shout out to my friend. Well, could you imagine telling a story like that? He pops out a Friday night on his stream.

And he's just like, ah, I got really nothing going on. I just wanted to hop on here and read super tips, so you guys can give me money. I have a friend who was in a movie. I want to let you know that I have a friend who visited me, and I'm really happy that I have a friend. Look at me over here. Guy with friends. He's got some teasers. He does have to do radio.

I'm trying to get a big guest on tonight. I don't know if it's going to happen. Hold on, I want to go. So, yeah, I wanted to start off before I even get into talk about the piece of human garbage named John Melendez. But I do have a letter here from Croy, if you're a big Stern fan from back in the day.

I am, I don't care about Croy. Gives the shit. So, he said he might have a big guess. He didn't. That did not happen. Best to not even tease these things if you're not sure about it, you know, let it happen and then be excited about it. But he did tease.

He's going to be talking about John Melendez. So my ears perked up. I like talking about that piece of shit, Jan Melendez. That sounds fun. But first, we're going to talk about. talking about other things that almost happened. I almost had Vinnie Pestor on tonight. He had to cancel at the last minute, but he promised me that he was going to come on.

I'm running my super tips tonight. There is nobody else here. So I don't know what's less interesting. Big Pussy in 2026 or his stories from interning in 1996 on Howard St. They're both about the same level. Yeah. I've spent some time with Vincent Pazzov. He's fine. He's a nice guy.

He's sure. But it's whatever. What are we looking for? Oh, you were stoned when you filmed that scene? Okay. Cool. Thanks. Good. But it's good. He's got a lot going on. We shouldn't feel bad for Grillo. He's crushing it. There's been a lot going on.

Am I moving back to New York? Not if I can, not if I can, I like it here a lot. Vegas is fucking dope. And I just got my apartment all set up. up now. Nice, nice. I got the TV's on a wall mount and I got some nice couches and nice big lounge chair. What do you call it like a lazy boy kind of thing? My apartment is just like worked out perfectly. Whoa, wallmounted TV and a lazy boy? Someone's doing well. Yeah. Why do you need super tips? Jesus Christ, yeah. Would you go to the bank?

We're doing that money, frog, girl. That's pretty cool. All right, so this is Steve finally coming to the conclusion that we all came to years ago, and we're trying to tell him. I am here and just chilling out tonight. A lot happened this week. I had an epiphany this week, and I know, maybe, you know, if people want to continue to call me stupid, I would say, this is the reason why I was so stupid, and it's been stupid for a very fucking long time. I was stupid enough to think over these years that Stuttering John was actually a friend.

And you know what? I've had friends come and go. The man was just, I kind of, I'm stupid to think that this person might change or just maybe he was, if given the chance, he might actually be the friend that I always kind of thought he could be or wanted to be. And now that I've been more engrossed in this Dabbleverse universe and I'm watching him, I never watched, you know, I did his show, but I never watched. watched it. I don't really technically, I didn't really know exactly what this was. All I know is I started my show up again reluctantly, but I did. And here I am and I'm not going anywhere. But

you know, in the process, John, you know, Steve, I'm your friend. Come on, we're friends, we're friends. And I'm stupid enough, John, yes, I am stupid enough to believe that you were a friend. and I knew in the bottom of my heart in the back of my head that you're really not. Hey, girl, bad news, you're still stupid. Just because you finally figured this out that John's out a good friend.

Yeah, every now and again, the mouse finds the cheese, guys. It's not that impressive. Like, hey, guys, I just figure something out. This John Melinda's character? Not a guy you want to hang around with. He's kind of a jerk. Yeah, no shit. You don't say, Grom.

Maybe John's just in it for John? You don't say. Well, let's find out how Grillo came to this conclusion. I had this sort of spiritual enlightening, if you want to call it, about and I'm saying it's more of a realization,

a hard realization where I had to look, watch you on your show and really see that person that I knew you are. And I just, after the past couple days, like I can't even stomach to watch you for more than five fucking minutes. It's just that everybody sends me clips

of you talking shit about me ah that's why he's mad he had a spiritual enlightening that's how he figured out shot belundas is a retard featuring clips all it took was videos of jodd calling him stupid oh he sure did he really laid into you're not a friend at all he really laid into grillo

I'm glad you was able to have that enlightening I'm just if you want to call me stupid bro go right ahead but the only thing stupid if I've done is fucking trust you you to be a friend. And you're never, ever going to be a part of my life. And that makes me feel so fucking good. What a child. What a childish thing to say.

Oh, yeah, we're never going to be my friend again. And you know what? I'm glad about it. I'm glad we're not friends anymore. Try playing kickball without this. Yeah. He's taking his ball and going home. Like, all right, girl, you win this round.

What's he doing? Why can't you just go on and do this thing that Shulie does and I do and Cardiff does and just say Like, hey, John's a fucking retard. Yeah, just make fun of the guy. You don't have to sit there and declare you're no longer friends with them, trying to hurt his feelings. You remember back in the good old days in school when, like, the two stupid kids in class were getting to a fight, and it was really great. It was great back then. This is just boring.

Fuck these guys. Yeah, I'd rather watch homeless people fight in Atlantic City. Yeah. Which actually is very fun to watch. Yeah. So, Grillo's like, like, I know I used to be stupid. I am now, too, but I used to be as well. He's so ridiculous.

Like, over the years, you've been mad at me, you've been mad at me, you know, talk to me. And I should have been mad at you for all the years that you treated me like shit. And I feel like such a fucking burden is off my shoulders right now. Today, you're fucking completely dead to me. And I don't care if that means anything to you, but it means something to me. Okay. You're dead to me? What is he doing?

He doesn't know. Yeah, like, what does he think he's accomplishing with this? That's just, Josh, he's going to be like, oh, no, I lost grim. Hello, it's a friend. That's actually how he'll react. Yeah, right. Like, oh, no. I really fucked up this time.

Who would give a shit? So, he is very serious about this. Okay. I am free of the burden of that fucking disgusting person, John Melendez, and I am much happier, much happier to never, ever, ever want to speak to you ever again or fucking look to you in that fucking disgusting fucking face. and say anything to you. So take that as another friend off your list

because that list is bigger than fucking Santa Claus's. Sick burn. Is this tough guy talk? What's he doing right now? You're bringing Santa into this girl? Wow. Jesus, settle down. Guess who's not your friend anymore?

This guy. Whatever, man. Nothing off limits. Yeah, for once, Jod's being the mature. What's he doing? Not really. We'll see. Yeah.

All right. Well, Grilla has picked his side. And I'm so happy to be rid of you for the rest of my life. So everybody, you said you had to pick your side? Well, here it is. I'm on the fucking side. I go fuck John right in the ass.

How's that something? Gross. Yeah. I will never, ever be friends with you again. Ever. And I was probably the one true friend that you did have. Could you imagine ever say that? I'll never be friends with you ever again.

Yeah. That's who's not invited to my birthday party. At the McDonald's this year. Probably the one true friend that you did have. But you had to take apart some stupid fucking interview I did with Chauncey Hayden. And you took it and you just knew that you had to come at me. It was only a matter of time. I'm getting Billy West.

I'm getting Richie Wilson. I'm getting all these fucking guests that would never do your fucking show because you're a fuck a piece of shit. They knew it. It just took me that long to figure. year it out. I love the fact that he's trying to rub it in John Spacey and Chauncey Hayden and Richie Wilson

on the show. I don't see him in this studio there, uh, big talker. I give this show three more weeks. Bob Nelson's coming up. Oh, oh, Bob Nelson. He's doing his characters? Hi there, Grillo. Can you be the dumb black guy again? I love that character.

Shoulder my pads. Holy shit. What is... Grillo has no idea what he's doing. This show, sucks. No one's watching it. It's not going to last very much longer. And he's got some real harsh words for our buddy, John Melendez. Good gee, yeah. Never again will I ever fucking do anything for you, with you? Ever. I'm done. And you know what? I hope that you fucking hear this. And I'm looking you right in the fucking

eyes. I hope you hear this. And no, I was always there for you when you needed it. And that'll never fucking happen again. You just lost a fucking friend from me. real. There is no coming back on this. All right, Grillo, I apologize. Oh, just forget about it, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're fucking done. You're dead. See ya. Next time I see you, be in a fucking coffin. And I won't even go. How about that?

Oh, no. Sick bird, grill. And then you'll miss me. That's your funeral. What a child. Great. He didn't want that to end. Like dumping a girl when you're 13, you're on the phone. 20 minutes of it. Yeah. And another reason why I'm not going to hang out with you anymore. It's like, okay, whatever.

Can I go now? No. What was that? It's so childish and ridiculous. Grillo is a Tard. It's sad to watch a friendship die, though. Yeah. It really is.

Sassel, why can I gift memberships in this beach? Because this is a member's only show. So everyone here has a membership if you're watching on YouTube. And thank you for being here and membering up. Of course, we're on Rumble as well. To people on our Patreon and Supercast, they send out the link to our Rumble video. I'll probably change it up. People were complaining about Rumble.

I'll get another YouTube channel or something. We'll figure it out. I'll show you how to do it. I know. Vinny does it the right way for the creep off. I taught you about it for an hour of the phone. James Key Legend 1910. $5.

Wait till Grohl finds out he was evicted. Considering John was keeping his rent and not paying the building. Sir John was evicted for non-payment, not sub-lease. Interesting. I remember that situation. I'm only making like $200 a month off of them. These poor fucking guys who make zero money. Beef Drippin says I'm stuck in getting shitty guests like Carl, tomorrow night, that's right.

I'll be on the Beef Tip show. Tomorrow, I think it's 7 p.m. Eastern Time after another amazing savers victory. Yep, I called it. That's dumb. I shouldn't have done that. All right. Let's get into the Tour de Force. We dump this door, Chris. Tell me a dork, Minnie.

You? You know, I wasn't going to play this clip, but since you're being mean. Uh-oh. Oh, Moonhead's awful too. They don't know what they're doing. They don't know how to write a joke. They think it's easy. Like, how many people have you met in your life, Dan?

They don't know how to construct a setup and a punchline. And I don't care if people are going to goof on me. But, you know, for saying this, to do stand up, you need chunks and you need setups, you need punchlines, you need tags, and you got to segue. and you got to keep that fucking train rolling. I didn't see you writing notes down, but he was teaching you how to do stand-up,

and you choke up on the bat. I got it. Fuck your mother, John. Did you like that? If you teach you how to do stand-up? That was infuriated. I know. That was really infuriated.

I was trying to piss you off. We are no longer friends, Carl. You are dead to me. There's no coming back from this. All right. I'm sure you guys saw this, but there was a delivery guy who went to John's door and would not take no for an answer.

He had a hynican, a 22-ounce hynican can. He was trying to deliver to John. And John, through his nest camera, was telling this guy to go away. And the guy's like, nope, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to give this hynican. John's screaming at him. And eventually, John goes outside and confronts him. Uh-oh.

And he recorded this on his nest. And then he shows it to his buddy Korky over here so that we can all see the confrontation. John's all proud of himself. You hear him in the background screaming at this guy. He's like, ah, I'm funny. Does a video have you going out to confide? I think so. I think it might.

Who the fuck is this guy? What a fucking midget? I know. He's a tiny little guy. He's got like 20-inch long legs. He's wearing a diaper. Yeah, it looks like he is wearing a diaper. Typical, yeah, somebody had the chat.

Typical loser Shully fan right here. probably fucking stone out of his mind hold on. All right, here's John. At that point, you leave. And he's like, so John threatens violence. I will hit you, he says.

And this guy didn't even flinch. He did not, which is great. This delivery driver is stoic. So John's watching that back. He's cracking up, laughing at it at first. And then you see him open the door, pointing the guy's face, and say,

out of here. I'm going to hit you. John's doing his best of Ralph Cranton. Why I ought to? Yeah. I know. Tough guy, John. No one's intimidated by this guy. No one's afraid of him. So the same thing in Atlantic City with Patrick Melton. When you went up to Patrick, Patrick, I was like, what do you want? Man. What do you want? Good luck.

I hope John goes to try to take this can of the guy. He's just like, oops. It's got snakes in it. So fast forward to the next day. So this happens on Thursday, on Friday. He comes explains how horrible this was. All right. So I know, so obviously Vincent lawyer thought it would be fun to troll me yesterday.

And, you know, and I know all you assholes think it's fun. And it's a cool thing. But somebody at his house. Don't forget that. When I went to Fatty Patty Patty's house, I didn't walk on his property.

Don't forget when I went to Pinky's shithole of Possible. I didn't go into his apartment. Don't forget that. Very important. Very important, John. All right. So, John, you know, obviously he's getting called out here.

It's like, wait, you go to people's houses. This is well documented. You brag about it. I didn't go in his apartment. Did that guy walk into your house, John? No, he was delivering something. He was standing in front of your front door. That's what you're supposed to do when he delivers stuff to people.

So it's hysterical that John not only is declaring that he was harassed, but he had to get the fucking law involved in this. And the cops here this morning, I spoke to DoorDash. I gave DoorDash Mr. Embessie's cell number, and it matched up with the number at 444 yesterday. His reaction is why everything happens. It's the way he reacts to things. The fact that Vince found,

a door dasher who was willing to like really push the envelope and we're trying to get this thing delivered sure so i saw all the communication Vince shared it with me and Tuki Tuki posted on X uh we saw all the communication that Vince had with this door dacher he gave us his number if we wanted to call him uh congratulate him on this not anything i'm going to do i don't like harassing people i don't encourage this kind of thing but i just want to point out john's reaction calling the cops, calling DoorDash, tattling on people, making it a big deal of this,

is why this happens. And if he thinks he's going to discourage Vince from doing this, just the opposite. You literally just handed Vince exactly what he wanted. Exactly what he wanted. And John thinks that he's like,

oh, you're in trouble now. I told DoorDash on you. Right. But this gotcha moment, like the numbers matched, dude, it was one beer. Who do you think it's from? Yeah, a He knows you hate Heiniken.

Yeah. It's Vince. We know it's Vince. He's like, ah, and guess what? Vince sent it. Yes. The number match. She was taking credit for it immediately.

He was texting me before he even showed up at John's house. He was texting me the communication with the door dacher. So it's not surprising. Now, you want to notice that John was barefoot when he stepped outside. Yeah. And people are pointing this out to his amazing. Now, I know you're obsessing over my toenails, but I can't cut anything right now. I only have one hand.

It's not easy. How many hands you need to clip your toenails? Do you need two hands for that? He needs two hands in a mouth to open a pile of water. We'll get into that. That was a funny thing that happened with Clay Dabbler. But what kind of excuse is that? Like, we know he never clips his toenails.

This is well documented. But now it's because his wrist is broken, his left wrist. Weird. Dude, my wife's grandparents had to have some guy come to their house to clip their toenails because of diabetes and shit. That's going to happen to him. I'm telling you. I wish some dude come over at his job.

The state's going to pay him to fucking... He's got some young kid who comes over and cleans his house for him now. Oh. Maybe he'll start clipping his toenails for him, too. A ward of the state, John? All right. So how stupid is John? Check this out.

These are the kind of elements. These are the kind of situations where I have to. now do what I have to do. Because in my view and the police officer's view, and I gave them Mr. and Bessie's name and phone number, they said they were going to call him. And they said they were going to tell him to stop the nonsense. Okay. You think the cops are going to call Vince the lawyer and get him to stop the nonsense? What a retard. This is dumb even for John. And I think John's getting stupider and stupider. We've been documenting this lately. Like, it's insane. It's a noticeable decline. Yeah, when Vince was clowning him to his face for an

hour on a show, and then John had to come out this week and back, oh, I knew. I knew he was trolling him. I know you didn't. Yeah, certainly did not, my friend. You certainly did not, you idiot. And now he thinks that the police calling Vince won't be something that Vince will record and put out on Davoutown, USA, and post everywhere on the internet with all of his different sock accounts. this guy's insane but yeah no John keeps threatening Vince Vince if you do the shit again

then I'm going to be forced to play my hand again that's the worst threat ever and I have one left I'm going to the FBI right yeah it's just he calls the cops he calls DoorDash

Julie's dad yeah if you do it again I'll call your dad holy shit he's so stupid that's the worst threat ever. Congratulations on the victory, Vince. No shit. He handed it. It's a W on this.

Solid W. Just ignore the person at the door. It's so easy. It's so easy to do. I'll have to play my hand again. I'll have to play my hands. Is that how he plays poker? Yeah.

That's over, John. No, no. We play. It's better this time. Well, the flop is different. That's why. Let me get like six or seven cards. Well, John's doing his research, which is good.

So now. What Vince did to me yesterday is harassment. According to what I googled, it's direct trespassing. Now, Vince thinks it's funny because he wants the approval from a puppet. But I don't find it funny because the truth of the matter is, according to the police, if someone comes and does not leave your home, On your property, Florida is a standing your ground state.

Vince could have got that guy hurt. What? I'm getting a grenade launcher. Officer Google told me I was allowed. This will be, this will be centering Chad in a little while. Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. Whatever did you do, Mo? Well, it could have been a real ugly situation,

but I managed to shoot him in the spine. Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp. So John thinks that he could just like murder Dornesh delivery people who don't go away immediately when he yells at them through. Well, there's only one way to find out, John. So this is what the police recommended. Right, I called the cops and they said, you know, it is a state of your ground state, John.

He's like, yeah, I know. What are you a pussy? Do you want to borrow my handgun? Actually, officer? How are you fixed for bullets, sir? That would be very helpful. So then, you know, he's getting the guy in trouble with DoorDash. Now, DoorDash is going to reprimand the individual.

We came to my house. So now, not only did Vince harass me, now that guy might lose his DoorDash. Yeah, because of you. Job. Okay. So this came over from Vince just a little while ago, and I take everything with a grain of salt. I don't know if this is real or not.

It does look real. But this is a note that was sent over from the DoorDash Trust and Safety team. Okay. Because John did call DoorDash and complained about Vince. So it says, we have completed the review of the video footage from your delivery to John's address. The whole owner claimed you was harassed by our dasher, Joseph. We reviewed the live stream video you provided,

which shows our dasher are attempting to complete the delivery despite being called derogatory names by the homeowner. Based on this video, we determined the homeowner was not harassed by our Dasher as he claimed. The homeowner later displayed a picture of our Dasher on a live stream while laughing, which contradicts his claim he was harassed. This behavior violates our policies. We apologize for the homeowner's behavior and will contact him directly regarding the filing of false claims. We've had a $50 credit for this inconvenience.

I don't believe it. According to this, the driver got a $50 credit after they reviewed this. I can see like Vince like sending this. to me, I'm like, oh, no, John, this is what he did to this driver, because John's complaining to him. Okay, I thought that went to Vince. But if it goes to the driver, I get it, because John was kind of rude to him, and the guy was just doing his job and didn't say anything, just held it out there for him.

But the fact that he was laughing, too, like, you can't say you're harassed, call the cops, call DoorDash and claim all these horrific things when you're watching it back with your buddy corking on ha ha. It's almost like he shouldn't talk about this shit on his show. It's almost like his big, stupid mouth is causing problems for him. Like it has all of his life and continues to. So, yeah. John is such a fucking Karen.

Biggest problem with his mouth is he can't close it when there's a beer around. It's true. He's such a Karen that, you know, he wants to get the DoorDash driver in trouble. He wants to get Vince in trouble with the police. And everybody else in the world is a pussy, right, John? I know. Everybody else fucking sucks and everybody's going to run away from you because they're scared. Everybody's scared.

The cops probably love. laugh at you, John. The cops all probably know you and laugh at you. Your town's not that big. And you're a fucking diva crybaby. And you know, Abba appears sometimes to be level-headed. And I just wonder, like, from Abba's perspective, John is striking channels. He's bragging about sending out all these strikes to people. He's calling the police over a door dash delivery guy. Like at what point you go like, John, you're kind of a piece of shit. This is why people don't like you. There's a reason why the entire internet is against you Because they're all watching your behavior

People don't like me But John had no choice Now I have to deal with things And you know, look This is not something I enjoy doing I didn't enjoy doing it the first time But I was forced John had no choice

John had no choice in the matter He had to call the police and tattle on DoorDash about the driver. And, um, look, if I'm VTL, this is keeping me up at night. Vince, don't call me again. It's that simple. This is the last warning of today. The fuck alone.

She's so stupid. This is what fuels Vince, you moron. I'm telling you this is the last time I'm going to tell you. You're already trying to get into this barred. That didn't work. resulted in John paying him money. Your Honor, he sent me a beer. John still thinks to this day that Vince spent $60,000 on that suit against Johnny.

John thinks that Vince lost money on that. No dummy. He spent $0 on it. He sent you a threatening complaint that wasn't even filed with the court, and you buckled immediately because you're retarded. You're not bright. You're very dumb. You're very grillo-esque.

Very dumb. But John gets very serious here. Do you understand? This is John Edward Melendez. Telling you, Vince, for the last time, do not send anything to my house. Do not harass me in any shape or form. This is the final warning.

Good night and good luck. Facebook does not have the right to share my photographs. Do you think Vince is probably going to like stop fucking with John now after that? Oh, you don't think that's going to work? No. John. What a dummy.

He has to bring everything to the show. The other thing he could do is nothing. The other thing he could do, just like do a show. But no, he spends all this time talking to Vince, and then he reminds us all why he's a giant piece of shit. This time, baby fatso. I never struck your patrons, but I did strike you today. And that's a fact check.

And I struck you because you've done. played my copyrighted content. So John claims that he struck Chad's channel three times, which by the way, I mean, he can strike channels. He's obviously put in a lot of strikes against Shulie's channel. They get every strike rejected, reversed. It's annoying for the content creators, but no one's violating John's copyright. He has no claim on this.

He has no case. And basically what happens if there is a legitimate. copyright strike is myself as a channel owner can go in and fight it and then the person who put the strike in has 10 days to file a lawsuit or else it goes away right but what if it violates the first blood rule well that's true there is the first blood rule in youtube's terms of service right right I forgot about that I googled it now if you don't sue when do you box right and then and then you start to box okay um so jans not going to go anywhere with this DMCA horses is just going to annoy people and get more people angry at them and possibly get sued by Shulie

because Shulie has that all written up and ready to go. So very exciting stuff. Clay Dabbler returns. Clay Dabler's been off the show for months. And we know there's a big issue with Rodney's. Clay didn't agree that John did a good job reading the police report. Anthony's police report at Rodney's. But thank God Clay is back.

And he's got some thoughts on $2.00, Dan. Because you don't like Ava. Alba don't like Dan and I and I don't think you like Dan right? No, I don't. I like the Dan and ways that. I don't mind Dan. You know, Dan was better yesterday than he is sometimes. Like when the hardcore waxing your pole, like it does get a bit much because he's just

agreeing to everything and he's a yes man. But he's not the worst co-host you've ever had in my opinion. That's hilarious. So even Clay's just like, yeah, this corky guy. He's just constantly ball washing. It's obnoxious. Well, ball washing. Well, right.

Clay can't help it. But this idea, whatever Dan is doing, he's not winning over anyone. He's lost his partner, a long time partner on his show. Deb's done with him. Nobody likes him. It's not like he's fooling anyone into thinking that he actually is a John supporter. Only John's fooled by this. Everyone else can see right through it.

Yeah. I mean, at this point, I think he's sticking in there probably. for pride. Yeah, because if he bails now, it's going to look kind of sad. It's going to look sad no matter what. John just goes away in a week, and then Corky's just like, all right, well, watch me on my show now.

Who would? Who would? Who would? I love what Clay had to say about Ava right here. It's good for you to her friends anyway, mate. But honestly, when she's on, I just turn off. I don't watch your shot. Well, I can't. I can't see it through it, bro. It's just annoying. I just like,

It's just me. You know, I'm sure she's a lovely person. That's amazing. I can't watch her show when Abba's on. And John is like, ha, ha. That's your biggest support of Clay Dabler telling you that Abba is awful for your show. But Clay, don't you see how nice she is to me? Yeah.

Did you see how he started that? Because I'm glad you have friends and stuff. Yeah. Because all John talks about is long conversations on the phone with Abba. Like, that is like he needs that support in his life. All right. So thankfully, Clay brings up the Rodney's thing. And Clay did not agree that that was the right move on John's part. Not trying to be funny at all.

Like that whole thing with the Rodney's thing. And I made one comment in chat like you could have told a few jokes and maybe one the crowd over. You started kicking off. You can you tell your mate Ava and she's that, he's such a pussy. It's like, who the fuck are you? Like me making a comment, I'll make me a whining bitch. That's what you said, a whining bitch. Well, I am proud of what I did at Ronnie's.

There's no way I could have won anybody over. So John is holding out of this narrative that he did a good job at Rodney's, even though people are chanting deadbeat dad as he's walking out of the place. Did not go well for him. No, this is like the delivery. His hands are tied. He had to do that. Right.

It was the only choice that he had, which I love that Clay actually pushed this. This was such an epic appearance by Clay because he crushes it right here. I'm proud of what. I did at Ronnie's there's no way I could have won anybody over. You have to trust my take being there. Like if you saw what was going on with my eyes, you would have understood. You know what I mean? Okay. Well, yeah, I watched the whole thing live thanks to a dwarf.

But, um, and honestly, when you started reading the, um, the police record, I was just like, I put my head in my hands. Legitia, I put my head in my hands. I was like, what is he doing? What, what, why? Are you familiar with it? Are you familiar with old school stuttering, John? That's another insult. Of course I'm familiar with Starring, John.

It's hardly did you fart in the catcher's face, is it? Or why are you such a fat cow? Like, it's none of that shit, is it? It's not like a fun. It was nothing funny about it to me, John, personally. To me, I love you, but it felt like a lazy option and an easy way out. Yes, correct. Well done, Claydabler.

Cork, are you watching this? this is how you're an interesting guest on John's show by actually pushing back on some of the stuff. How much longer is he actually on the show after saying that? What's funny about John, he's so dumb now that Clay's going, dude, that wasn't classic considering John. It wasn't did you fart in the catcher's face? And John just hears his joke that he had. He goes laughs. Yeah.

And then he does it again. And then at the end of what Clay said, he goes, you're right. I was funny back. That wasn't I. Right. It's like he's missing the fucking point. He's always missing the point. Clay's explained to him like, no, that wasn't a classic

Senator John bit. It was the easy way out. It was a cop out. It sucked. No one thought it was funny. No one thought you were trolling the audience or getting one over on Anthony. Ava did. Ava retains that that's what happened because it was Ava's idea.

And this is funny because Clay explains there were some missed opportunities there. I'm saying you had coal there. You had KZEN there. You had K-B there. You had once-over K-Lay there. It would not have mad at Clay they would have been pounced on me. Trust me. If you're not going to, listen, if you're not going to trust me for knowing,

for reading the room, then that's fine. But I, So what would you have done if Ava hadn't had given you that brilliant idea? Good question. I would have probably came up with something similar, because I knew that there was no way I would get through a joke. There wasn't a chance. They were screaming for the squeegee.

Yes, they were. I like that John is the laughing stock of the dabblers. Like, John is the reason why this whole universe exists, everyone making fun of John. And John goes, I think you could trust my judgment on this one, Clark. No. You have the worst judgment. You just went off about how you called the cops on Vince the lawyer, you moron. You got to trust me to read the room.

Don't even trust you to read a fucking book, John. No. He's no idea what he's doing. Unbelievable. This right here is the funniest part of this show. John, only funny when he's not trying to be funny. I see you had a nice short hair cut. Oh, my.

Oh, dear. The Scarlet Hampton person. You need a bad system for opening more. Can you not griff with the other hand yet? I've never felt cleaner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Hold on. I'm just going to get a different shirt. Okay. So he has to go change his shirt after that. He spilled half the water bottle on his shirt. That was incredible. And even Clay goes, there's got to be another way you can open water.

You have to use your mouth anymore, dummy. His other hand is like, oh, he was talking about how he can move his fingers and stuff. Yeah. I like doing it this way. It's so funny. And then for some reason, out of nowhere, John brings up shitting his pants on his show a Gucci bag and a gun I love these idiots who accuse me of shooting my pants which never happened but they believe anything John if I show you would you know who this is if I'll show you

all right so Clay just like glosses over that maybe it was in the chat or something I don't know why John just said not that my people were saying I shit my pants but this right here watch this John's claim to fame is he was on the Howard Stern show in 15 years and so he's connected to the Howard Stern Show and Clay makes these brilliant clay sculptures of people and he pulls up this one and let's see if John can figure out who this is.

Who this is if I show you doing it. Hold on. It looks familiar. Is that Pat Cooper? Yes, Eric from Midget. Oh, okay. I'm club fucking footed, you ass, boy. He doesn't know Eric the Midget.

Is that Pat Cooper? Pat Cooper. I mean, if I'm clapped deeply offended by that, I got to go, yeah. Fuck you. Are you kidding me? Pat Cooper. Yeah, he had a little club feet too. That's insane.

Like, what is, what is John doing? What's the point of John? He doesn't even know Eric the Midget is. The greatest whackbacker of all time. What was the figure with the blue shorts on? Do we know? Oh, that was like some internet. Okay.

I think that's why John brought up shitting his pants because the blue reminded of the blue diapers that he wears. It could be it. I didn't shit my pants. I shit my diaper. Could be the connection that he had. Here's the reason why Clay is friendly with John Melendos. I'm about.

I came into this to support John because he had nobody. And I felt bad that everyone that came on were just turning him and stab him in the back for a shitty little bit of cash. Pity. Look at his smile on his face too. John's only friend. only friends are either trolling him or just feel pity for him. Here's a guy who gets me.

Yeah. And John's, he's just like, ah, you're one of the good ones. He just said you're a pathetic loser, John. Did you not hear what he just said? People would rather take a pitiful amount of money than be your friend.

John is gritting from ear to yeah. Unbelievable. It's hilarious. Oh, boy. That's okay. Killiam. Did John dye his hair blonde? Yeah,

it looks like he picked a different formula. That's not natural. People should check out the creepoff, a show that you and I do every Monday at 1 p.m. Eastern on this channel and the creep off channel. We're having a great time over there these days. It's been going really well. I'll be honest with you. The creepop, if you haven't checked it out, or if you haven't checked it out in a little while, come back. We're having a blast laughing at deportable creeps and watching police cams.

Buddy, the cop cams are one of my favorite highlights of the week. So make sure you join us Mondays at one. We're going to have a great time with that. Can you throw in a plug if that's what we're doing right now? I'd be Crooked Mouth Brewing with Jim Florentine on May 8th. You get your tickets now on the internet, Crooked Mouth Brewing. I believe the links on their website. Also working on the very first Rochester Comedy Festival coming up this song.

I'm very excited for that. Got some good names for that too. Yeah, I'm not allowed to announce anything yet. But I will have a great dabbled verse-related story once all that is finished. And Carl knows about it. That's your tease. Excellent. Very exciting. Thank you again, Vinnie, for being here. Let's check in on the internet and see what they're talking about.

Internet news with Jenny Jingles. From Patreon, Chris Atril writes, leave it to Brendan Schaub to literally cancel his podcast on a bonus show without his co-host present. The negative creep is concerned. So what's the hard cutoff for being silly and funny on a podcast and doesn't affect producers? Thoughts and prayers for Chris. Don't go getting all sensible and serious on us. Facebook, Evan Wagner asks, why does Stutjo always say, my attorney? Isn't the norm to say lawyer?

As in, the duffel bag lawyer? Travis Wilson notes, Souser takes a duffel bag of first aid supplies everywhere he goes, just in case. From Dablers Anonymous, status fig reports, racist John assumes all Dordash guys are Hispanic. The guy was very clearly white and speaking English. Why did John feel it necessary to shout Speedy Gonzalez phrases at him? Nerticide makes a good point. One easy way to judge people, is to see how they treat workers in the service industry. And, of course, John treats them like shit. He is a horrible, horrible human being in just about every way possible.

Eunice Higgins pleads for sanity. I know that driver was a fan, but some innocent person is going to get hurt. Please stop this, Vince. You are gross. Unsafe fat dude takes a closer look at the delivery pick. Hold on. I thought you guys were just fucking around.

What the hell is actually going on with his foot? After he broke his wrist, did his OCD make him break two toes? Wizard with Gus is. reminds him, look, pal, you don't appear to know what raw sexual prowess looks like. This guy has bitted 300 women. And from YouTube, Paul Opines, Norm MacDonald is the best example of someone who got funnier as he got older. Bill Burr is probably the worst example.

Gavin G. comes in with, excellent show guys. Love the John stuff. He's screwed unless the judge has a series of strokes, ending up more mentally incapacitated than John. George O. Well, concedes, this is the only way to consume John tent. He's two of notches and boring otherwise. Count of three, everybody O.D. is paying attention. I will strike at will.

Please sue this motherfucker. He's saying he's not going to get a lawyer because he doesn't want you to think suing him will cost him money. Hopefully, Ant has his ready to go. Nobody deserves worse than John. Bert March points out. Buying a house he really can't afford and didn't really need with money that he's running out of, shop is starting to skew a bit into SJ territory. DKCG remembers.

The first ever WATB video I ever saw had Opie complaining about his ouchy. In the spring, this turd has really just been doing weather breaks since his podcast started. Adam 99 claims opi is commenting on anything Ron Bennington posts now. You just have to announce late stage cancer for Opie to care about you. And Falcaholic plays us out with, Opie really is Livia Soprano. There'll be some funny motherfuckers out there on the internet, don't we? Thank you to producer Chris are pulling that together, Jenny Jingles, for recording that. Always appreciated internet news segment.

No games today. let's get right to voicemails of course the gary and san diego voicemail segments it's a bunch of crap swing in a mix rock and rolla john seriously suggesting he's getting sent physical letters to his fucking house that is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard can you imagine buying envelopes buying postage getting a piece of paper and just typing bed be dad and then sending it in the mail to his house actually that's pretty funny but you know what a fucking research

yeah if that's what peter tombson's up to you that I like this Patrick thomason guy that's actually really good hello Carl it's been a while since I called him but I think I have an actual new and original take on well the fact that Suttering John's pathetic legacy will come to an end with him because his first

child is trans obviously which reduces the chance of offspring being produced there I think But either way, definitely no guarantee that the Melendez's surname would be used. And then Lily, the middle one, lesbian, because he's on a similar situation. But now finally, with Oscar changing his surname to his new kind of adoptive fathers or unofficial, whatever, no longer a Melendez. So bad luck, John. Oh, dear.

Yeah, it's not great. I think he's very upset about it, actually. Only he could yell at those kids. they will not take it's call Paco called into the show yeah what's so Carl this is Paco I don't know man I don't know what's going on but I am scarred

for life I don't I don't know why but I just that word pommel it's just what the fuck I don't know I hear it everywhere now and if I look if I'm at the store so I see the letter P I think of the word pommel I'm like why am I doing why the fuck did he say that fucking sick

Dude, that's fucking gross. Oh, satisfying. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever heard another person talk about how they're going to pummel a girl from behind. Why don't you come back to my place? We'll pummel. I'll pummel you. Am I going to come or bleed? I meant bludgeon.

It's the word of the day on my calendar. One thing you missed on Wednesday show When you were talking about firing a kid Opie did that during one of his fights with Anthony Maybe he'll do something else Maybe I think he went out at him and said What are you going to do, spin record?

Anyway I love the games They're so good Here's a little cheat code for the Opie Burr Opie likes to repeat jokes And lines He says him like two or three times to try and then like, oh yeah, that'll make it funny if they keep saying it

over and over. He's such a douche. That's a good cheat code right there. I'll keep that in mind. Well, wait, don't ruin that game for everyone. I'll keep that in mind the next time we play that game. I thought that was the winning formula, but Bird does it too. Bird does do it too.

Yeah, that got us. I've gotten burned a couple times. Yeah. Or we thought that, oh, we didn't swear. And then Simon immediately found him saying, fuck multiple times. God damn it. There is no cheat code in this goddamn game. I don't always watch the video version of the podcast, but I'm watching your latest episode and you're covering Karmic.

Yeah. And he looks like a straight John Lennon with his dumb glasses, his jacket, and his flamboyant background. It's fucking terrible. A straight John's wedding? Does he think Yoko is a dude? He calls back. Sorry, Carl. I think I said John Lennon and I meant to say Elton John.

Right. Carbicax looks like a fucking straight Elton John with his dumbass jacket, stupid glasses, and rainbow-colored background. Anyways, that guy fucking sucks. You think Carbic looks straight? Okay. Whatever. He has a really great Donald Duck costume.

You guys should see it. That's true. I like that. He was like a straight John London. Oh, John's live right now. Let's go watch that in a second. as actually a Comtown listener before I heard of who are these podcasts. And after Nick gave his review of the show and said,

all these two guys from the Midwest don't understand any podcasts and they ate them or whatever, he called you guys pretty funny. And I was like, all right, I'll check these guys out. And I've been a WATP listener ever since. So, yeah, Carly's poop, rock and roll. Yeah, we got a listener through our Comtown debacle. That's how Blonde Lake discovered the show as well By Nick Mullen going

These guys are fucking retarded Who makes good points And he was making some good points then I have made a lot of mistakes Hey Carl Hey on your episode 720 Which was hilarious by the way Around a two hour and 20 minute mark

You say of stuttering John He gets up and leaves his podcast As he is ought to do You misspoke there What you want to say is as he is a want to do Want W-O-N-T It means inclined

thought doesn't make any sense in that sense. You've done this a few times which is why I felt compelled to call in and help you out. Don't get defensive. People love to correct it, Lisa. But also, you're still saying hone in when you

want to say home in. I thought we already discussed this, but bonus episode 105, which was hilarious, by the way. You say it again, hone it. Home in, all right? I look up to you, Carl. Don't get all stubborn stupid stuttering John on me.

You got to embrace wisdom. Okay, I love you. Hi, Chris. I want to home in on things. You know, when you leave voicemails like that, Chris actually gets hit after the show, so I should think about what you're doing,

people. Three points of order. Producer Chris, that was a very funny joke about Mario Bosco wearing a diaper. I heard it in between Adam and Carl. Second. I don't know who Brian Callan or the other guy is.

I hear you guys talk about them. I have no fucking clue where they are. It's not like assholes. And third, Drew Lane is in his 60s. He is still, excuse me, Drew late is in the 60s. He's still very fucking funny on a podcast. Case closed.

I agree. It's a good example. They're trying to figure out who's 59 years old. It's so silly. Oh, yeah. On the podcast. I would say Drew is very silly on his show. Hey, Mario Bosco called into the show.

This is exciting. Hey, this is Mario Bosco. What's saying my name wrong, you toothy cut? Wait a second. It sounded like a different guy. No, that was him. Okay, good to know. Hey, Carl.

You just call Ava an intelligent person. Good to fuck out of here, bro. Bull shit. Hey, shout out to Paco. I love that, nigga. Shout out to Paco. J.T. says that's not Mario. That wasn't Mario Bosco, JT.

All right. Good to know. I got fooled again. I really am an adult. All right. We've done enough on here, right? John's live. Go watch that.

NHL playoffs. Sabers Tomorrow 2. Yada, yada, yada. Yankees tonight. Yankees tonight. What are you, John? I got to go. Bye.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in.

Bye. Bye. Oh, you sent me a French video. I forgot about that. Did you watch it? Is it worth checking out? Should we do that for Wednesday? Mm-hmm.

Okay. All right. Ready to roll the credits? Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye.

Bye. Bye. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, goodbye.

That was a great episode. That was really great. Great. Okay, bye. That's what I should have called W-A-T-S, right? Teet up with blind mic should have called a cripple fight.