Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep722 - StutJo Calls 911, Bryan Callen, Opie & Ron, Earl Skakel Joins Us

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

This is a Stuttering John heavy show as we watch his “final week” on the internet unfold. It’s amazing to watch how John would handle an intervention as OG Mumbling Nick softly mentions John might have a problem and it turns into a long list of excuses, deflections, and whataboutisms.  Opie is really making sure that his cohost Ron is not happy. Everything from Ron’s childhood to his excitement about going to the Patrice O’Neal benefit needs to be thoroughly dismissed. Earl Skakel joins the show to talk about Brendan Schaub’s comedy career. Earl worked the clubs with Schaub, Callen, and D’Elia. Bryan Callen read some negative reviews of his special and handles it about as poorly as possible. Chris D’Elia is trapped doing a podcast that has one-tenth the audience it used to have. Stuttering John literally called 911 twice on the DoorDash delivery guy who was persistent. We play the calls! Megan and Annie join us for “Is It Gay?” and a special relationship edition of “Opie or Burr?” We finish with some comments, reviews, and voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/qOX_x61FboM Earl Skakel’s YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/earlskakel Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show. All right, everybody. Stuttering done, say, Cagia. Episode number seven. 22. Are you a boner guy?

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That's a great place to support the show and also participate in the show as well as we go. We thank you find folks who watch us live on YouTube every Wednesday, 5.30 p.m. Eastern. On today's show, Sittering John reacts to what he believes is an intervention. Opie thinks that tearing Ron the waiter down will build him up. It doesn't. Brian Callan makes his return to the fighter and the kid with newfound enthusiasm.

Earl Skakel is stopping by to tell us about Krista Leah and Brendan Chobb in the LA comedy scene. Sittering John calls a 911 on a door-dash driver, and we, have the phone calls. Megan and Annie will be here for a round of Is It Gay and Opie or Burr, a special relationship edition of Opie or Burr. We have reviews and voice about us. But first, Suthering John has high-powered attorneys willing to help fight the shitwaya for free. He has made the announcement that he has a very wealthy friend and his wealthy friend has a

connection to his attorney who's got a whole team of attorneys. And when they heard the story about Shulis wanted to sue. wanted to sue over the DMCA strikes, they said, we got to hop on a conference called Prato and talk about this with you, John. And so John's very excited that these attorneys are going to come to the rescue and help him fight the shitware. And I remember we talked about this on a previous episode, John gets a little bit confused with the legal lingo, which is not surprising. You know, he never did take the LSAT, but it just keeps getting it wrong. P penis pump. I thought John Edward Belendez didn't need lawyers against the Sandusky Network.

Yeah, well, I forgot. Well, not really. I mean, I do have, I'm actually expecting a call from any minute. Fuck it. They want to, they want to rep me pro se. I'll take it. Per se, whatever you call it. Farmer me.

Probably be per se. It's so stupid. So John originally was going to represent himself. Him in Vegas beer sales, Jerry, we're going to walk into that courtroom in Alabama and just be like, Your Honor, I believe there's a little thing called Mensermath, and then just like drop the microphone

and walk out of the courthouse. But now he's got these high-powered attorneys that represent them. And for some reason, you know, that is, by the way, what pro se is, if you represent yourself. There's a different term if an attorney represents you for free and John gets a text message from a friend

who lets him know that he's an idiot and tells him what it actually is. What's amazing about this clip is the amount of time it takes John to come up with a joke. And it's not a great joke. And it should not take this long. Pro bono, sorry. Pro bono. Pro is the brother of Sonny.

So I put the timer up on the screen. So you can see it took nine seconds as he's thinking about. He's itching his arm. He's like, there's a joke here, right? How do I know the word bono? Let me think about this. You two? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'm thinking about what else. What else we got here? Maybe something that's not as topical. Yeah, what would be cooler? You're right, yes. John, you're a real per se boy. That bad. A berry per se.

So John, you know, as we know, does the same show every single day, reads from the same script as Shulie calls it, the telemarketing script. And penis wrinkle calls him out for this. And boy, does John get angry about penis wrinkle. calling him out. He tries to come back, but it's completely nonsensical. Oh, penis pump, man. You know what, penis? You need some balls. I mean, if you're going to keep on cowardly super-chatting me without a name, you at least come up with your own name.

It's penis wrinkle. What was he talking about? Yeah, he came up with it. He came up with his own name. It's penis wrinkle. It's been penis wrinkle for years, tormenting you. And John goes, Oh, you're going to make fun of me, huh? How can you have any balls? Well, I mean, there's a penis. You assume balls are probably nearby, right?

And he thinks it's a dig to call him penis pump. I know. The man's name is penis wrinkle. Pneckel. He's just like, oh, yeah, penis pump. Got him. He thinks that's him in the clown makeup. And if he would just take it off and reveal him still.

Right. Right. You don't even have a name. All right. Fair enough. So I have mentioned on this show before. We've talked about this, that Howard Stern, show staffers have reached out to me.

And they pay attention to Who are these podcasts. They pay attention to the Dabbleverse. They're into it. It's not a surprise. That's why people know who Suttering John is. If anyone's Googling, Suttering John, help. I remember Adam telling the story of how he found the Dabbleverse. He's watching old Eric the actor clips on YouTube.

And the algorithm goes, oh, you like old Howard Stern stuff. You should check out, who are these podcasts? They talk about Howard Stern stuff and Stuttering John. And so it's not a surprise that anyone involved, in the Howard Stern show currently or in the past would know about the show. Shulie's first episode of a podcast mentioned to her these podcasts. Obviously, Casey Armstrong has been on the show a bunch of times. We're friendly.

Friend Hatley, let's not talk about that. But you get the point. You know, all these ex-Stern staffers have been involved in the show and part of the show, and John's just not buying it. Oh, boy. So Lady Kay is out there saying that the Howard Stern staff are a huge shitway of fans. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay. Like Lady Kay is in touch with anyone from the Stern show. Yeah, they get in touch with me, actually. Producers of the show get in touch with me. They love it. They love watching Shulay's show. They love that we're all making fun of you. I was curious about that.

I'm sure there's current staffers who are like, I wonder what so-and-so from the Stern show back in the day is up to. And then there's like, I wonder how bad Stunning John is doing. Let's check it out. Yeah. They must really be into it. It's not like everyone who works for the Stern Show now knows who John Melendez is. Right.

You know, he's a legend from that show. If you're a Howard Stern Show fan, you know Stuttering John. So why wouldn't you be a fan of the devilverse? It's amazing. What's happened to this guy? What does he think people are finding when they're searching his name? He knows. Because I think that that was one of the things he was talking about the defamation suit about.

Yeah. Right. So he knows exactly that when he's manipulated the algorithm and. Exactly. When these stern guys searched their. own names or Howard even searches reviews of what's going on. What do you think comes up? Right.

So then he brings on mumbling Nick. And mumbling Nick actually agrees with John here. I'm not taking sides on this, but I doubt anyone on Stern is watching any of this shit. Or most of them are. Maybe some of the lower level of people. I don't know, but yeah.

I can see maybe J.D. Ahmaier. Yeah, I don't like Howard or any of those fucking guys. Yeah, I can see Harmeyer maybe fucking, you know, because I never got along with him. so maybe he would like it. Yeah, that's the only guy who doesn't like you over at the Howard Sturt show.

J.D. Harmeyer. You got it, John. And I like that mumbling Nick over here goes. I mean, not like the main character. It's not like Howard Stern. Well, right. Probably not Howard Stern. You know, he's watching kittens all day.

Do they even work together, John and J.D? No. I don't think there was any. Well, maybe there was some overlap. I just though J.D. didn't like genuflect when John walked by. And John's like, fuck that guy. Right. That's all it takes.

Yeah. John tried to get JD fired. He reached out directly to the HR department. It's serious to get JD fired because he's a garbage human being. And yeah, it's not Howard Stern, but a lot of the higher ups. And by the way, J.D. Harvier is a very well-known entity on the Howard Stern show. He's been on for decades at this point and has always been an on-air personality. In the same way that John was, he can't talk and they make fun of him.

And somebody sucks at his job. I mean, seriously, there's the peril. Maybe that's why John so pissed. at J.D. Harbier because he gets the same treatment that John always did. That's my job. Right. He's just like, Jady's not even calling out Papa Boo's teeth. What's he doing? He's fucking this up. What are the idiots?

So you were checking out this interview with OG mumbling Nick. And I'm glad that you did because I was watching this when it was happening. And I was picking up on everything that you were. I am so excited to present to this to everyone. Please, where do we begin with it? right at the top where John is confused as to why people would ever think that he might perhaps have a problem with alcohol. Meanwhile, it's 456, Nick, and so far all I've had is a monster, a protein drink, and I'm drinking some water. But somehow, I'm the drunk.

Right? Well, I was a former addict, John, so I got to be honest, I do think you might have an issue. you with that. But I understand. But if you're not ready, I'm not here to press. You know, I know how that works. I'm ready to what? What are you talking about? What am I doing? That's what I mean, John.

It's fine. It's fine. This is amazing because mummling Nick does not want to get into it. It's very apprehensive about this whole subject. He knows it's not going to go well. But he doesn't want to enable him either. Right. So we're going to find out mumbling Nick has some experience with this kind of thing.

But it's very fun. that immediately John hears someone go, well, you know, you might have a problem. And he thinks he's being attacked. Yeah. I've watched the show intervention many times. You see this a lot. Could you imagine John having intervention, his son, Oscar, pulling out that piece of paper. You know, dad, your alcoholism has affected my life in the following ways.

Nope. Nope. I'm not hearing that. You've had such a great year at Harvard, for Christ's sake. Are you fucking kidding? There's no way he's letting anyone read anything or talk. Right. Just like he's shutting down, mumbling Nick immediately.

when Nick's just like, all right, man, listen, you're not ready for this conversation. I don't need to have it. You feed it into the narrative. When did this shit way you get to you? Right. This is like the Christopher on the Sopranos intervention. Remember how well that went? That well.

Yeah. Yeah. What you're about to see is exactly what you described. This is an intervention. This is what it must be like. And it's the most common thing I heard from people at Hackamania when talking about John was, can you imagine what it must be like, trying to argue with him when you're his family. Well, this is what it's like

because Nick is reasonable speaking from experience and this is the kind of stuff he gets in return. It's coming from because occasionally I'll do a drinking show. Well, let me, I got news for you. We did drinking shows on Stern too. So was Howard a drunk then?

I don't know about back then, John. I'm not listening, but I just see now. I don't really give a shit about your break. Because you have a mask and who the fuck are you to talk? Right. That's fine. And girl, thanks a two bucks. boss said get this boring troll

off the show he's getting close it's whatever is convenient for john so he didn't like what nick had to say so now because he's wearing a mask he's got to go meanwhile clay dabbler's mask you got quirky shades avas tits all perfectly welcomed on the show

but as soon as the guy goes you wouldn't have a drinking problem you got a mask yeah he also specifically said something that's kryptonite to john that he's not ready for in any way that disarms every argument he makes, which is we're not talking about then, we're talking about now. Right. And he just shut down and no one gets to say that to him.

I'm so glad Nick did. Yeah, that was a perfect rebuttal to that. Oh, you're saying that we're starting a drinking problem? I don't know, man. I wasn't watching that. I'm watching you now. Yeah. What's going on?

Listen to the language he uses in saying this. I don't, first of all, 12 pack a day is, that's, you know, I don't, I wouldn't say I drink that. and I also went and said that I I get dehydrated because I drink so much fucking water. It's not even funny. Plus, here's my ammo, Dick. I'm going to tell you, right?

So I'll put the Yankees on. We know where this goes. Yeah, yeah, by the way, the Yankees defense. Drinking Beer, the Yankees game does not count as drinking beer. Like, you can watch 12 innings and then you start drinking. That's beer number one as soon as the final out is recorded.

he's so defensive he couldn't finish one point he just keeps moving I love that he goes I think that's what Adam was picking up on I love that he goes I wouldn't say I drink a 12 pack a day yeah I know you don't admit it right I know you wouldn't say it's not the point yeah this next one uh is in a rhetorical question let's see if we can answer it from okay when has when has me drinking ever ever

had any problem with me me with family, any problem with my jobs, when have I ever been fired, reprimanded, me being a school teacher? What have I ever had a problem? You tell me that and get back to me. Give me the objective data and get back to me. Until that, shut the fuck up. Holy gummy with their legal mumbo chumbo. The amazing part is mumbling Nick was trying to avoid this whole conversation when he just goes,

Yeah, listen, man, if you're not ready for it. That's how I'm here. It's fine. Ready for what? Yeah, I know. He fucking brought himself into this conversation that he's arguing with. himself over. He's talking to his family right now.

Mm-hmm. He doesn't see how alcohol could have affected that list of things that are no longer a part of his life. Right. Employment, family, children who love you, income. Possible hygiene. I don't know. Well, you still have the drinking.

You're still doing that. And the other thing has gone away. He doesn't see a correlation. and nobody handles it better than Nick. I do find you the most interesting. I will tell you that. I think it's going to, it does take a hit when you leave. It does.

Well, thank you, Nick. And I'm sure we can be friends if we, if we have a hung out. I'm sure we would have a few beers. Oh, shit, I mentioned beer. Not me, but yeah. Oh, so you can't even have beers anymore. I don't do anything, yeah, yeah. Oh, so now I get your righteous attitude.

Oh, what? A prick. So mumbling Nick has experience with addiction. And John goes, yeah, we'd hang out, though, and drink beers. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, actually, don't drink beer. Oh, you can't even enjoy the most abused substance on the planet. Alcohol? What a pussy you are.

He's going to start calling him a fag any second. Oh, bad. So this is where... But it's not funny that Nick is like the opposite of righteous? He's like, oh, this is what all you guys do. You go to rehab. you're all fucking righteous. It's thrown at my face.

Nick's been trying to avoid this. And I watch this. This isn't because of how we cut this up or how Adam edited this. This is literally John just arguing with himself over something that Nick would have not brought up one more time. He was like ready to just move on. Like, it's fine, man. Whatever.

Keep going. At the top, when John brings up alcohol, there's this pause and you hear this loud sigh where Nick goes, like, I have to do this. This is my job or this is just, I'm just going to say it. And I don't know back out. And there's just no back. out with John. That's it. Once you say it's He doesn't want to enable him. So actually, let's listen to that just that

part again. Listen to us. Meanwhile, it's 4.56, Nick. And so far all I've had is a monster, a protein drink, and I'm drinking some water. But somehow I'm the drunk. You know, Nick's right there. It's just going like, that's not any

reason why we would think you don't have a problem with alcohol. What are you talking about? Fucking moron. Yeah. You don't want to enable. You don't want to start a fight. You're just, you're lost by getting involved with him to begin with. You've already lost. I just don't bring it up.

And, of course, John gets very upset when people get sober. They always become assholes. Like on the weekends, not during a week, but during the weekends when Jackie would have a party or I would have a party, Jack and I would pound them. And, you know, it's so odd that went like someone like Jackie or when Rob, as soon as they get sober, they start pointing fingers at you. you know, look at you, you're a drunk, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I'm not down with that, John. That's why I said I didn't even, you know, don't want to talk about it. I don't have to talk about it.

It's fine. I'm sorry, did Jackie ever try to convert John to be a sober guy? I don't remember that episode. Oh, he was smart enough to just get away from him. Yes. But those are the only two choices for John. If you're not enabling him, you're trashing him. You know?

So if Jackie makes a comment like, oh, man, you're still chugging beers, man. We're getting, we're older guys now. Oh, you're trashing me. Okay. You misunderstand, Carl. See, John is the only person in the world. So when J.D. Harmeyer holds a job after him, he doesn't like it. It doesn't make sense. When Jackie gets sober, that doesn't feel right to him. That doesn't make sense. It must be, you know, wrong. That must be wrong. And that guy must be the enemy. So you just got to look at it that way. This next clip is incredible because Nick actually opens up about what his experience has been. And John couldn't be dumber about how addiction works.

By the way, if you're going to say I'm an addict, shitway smokes weed on every fucking show. He probably is. John, I just want to say this and we can drop it. Like, I was an opiate addict. I took the shit every day. I kept two jobs. I have no idea about your family.

Like, I don't even want to hear about it. Opiate? Like heroin? I was more of an oxy pill guy. But yeah. Okay. That doesn't.

okay, okay, don't compare it to. That's like Adderall, isn't it? No. Short answer, no. Holy shitty, so stupid. How does he not know anything about drugs? Remember when Rob Saul was like, yeah, I was doing Molly? He's like, what the fuck is Molly?

Who's this Molly? Yeah. How does he know nothing about drugs? What are opiates? Like Adderall? Nick is just like, no. John is like, let me explain this thing to you. Hold on.

Let me take a brief moment for you to explain to me what we're talking about. Okay, great. Now I can get back to teaching you what this is. He has no idea. So John's whole thing is your addiction to whatever you were addicted to. Sure, you could hold down two jobs because everyone who's on opiates can do that. That's not a problem at all. But John wants to say if he really was an alcoholic, there's no way he'd be able to stream for two hours a day and make a fool of himself.

So obviously he's not an addict. No. It's not even Two different drugs. Okay. Well, here's my experience, Nick, when they gave me oxycodone on my wrist. I couldn't sleep all night. I was up and I was very and I was very attentive. So yes, you could hold a job being on something like oxycodone because you don't feel. Now, look at alcohol.

sorry. You saw me on some of my drunk streams. If I do seven or eight beers, there's no fucking way I can do a job. Sorry. So in summary,

your addiction is child's play compared to my addiction. I win again. Wait, would I just admit to? Yeah. What a fucking idiots. Because I'm not fit to hold a job.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Haven't you seen me humiliate myself on the internet? I get so fucked up. Can't do shit. I can't believe he just said that. He doesn't know what he's saying. He's just trying to win an argument now.

He doesn't even realize what he's arguing for anymore. And the fact that, like, the opiate addiction is pretty awful. It's very scary for people. Where would he have heard anything about this? The fact that the judge is like, oh, anyone can do that. Yeah. Yeah, anyone can hold two jobs. Just the fact that it's like it affects my body this way.

So obviously it affects everybody the same way, you dumb, fuck. Like you're experiencing it wrong, you fucking loser. Yeah, so there's more deflection here from John. It was, there's no way anybody can function being drunk and do that. And then you've got to go to rehearsal with Jay, all the other writers involved with the bits, the executive producer, and like, I mean, there's no fucking way. Then you go upstairs to your office, start watching the clips of the research. department put together.

And then you've got to go home and watch them. And if I had the kids that night, I would have to make them dinner and everything else. There's a fucking way. You know what I mean? Thank you. Loose cunt. So John's whole thing is, obviously, I'm not an alcoholic because I had a job on the Tonight Show for 10 years.

Meanwhile, Jimmy Phel is the host of his. Anyway, that's not either here or there. But Dr. Drew has talked about how he's met hundreds of guys who are, radio alcoholics and very successful. Yeah, totally functional. He's met me. Yeah. I was on a show with Shulie that one time.

But it's very possible to have a problem with a substance and also have a job and make it through your day and get by. And John just claims like, well, no, if I was an alcoholic, I'd be blackout drunk at 9 a.m. Then how would I do my job? It's called pacing yourself, John. I learned from John every. There you go. Stop chugging.

Every addict has an idea of what a real addict is, and it's very specific, and it's always some severe cartoon version. And until they reach that point of, like, waking up in the morning and then immediately taking a shot that's waiting for them by their bed, they're not an alcoholic. Yeah, but then they move the goalpost. So, well, I'm not mixing cocaine in it, like CV-R-A-Bond. So it can't be that bad. Because just for the record, this fucking guy, Nick, had the audacity to say, you know, as a former addict, you might have a problem. Since then, John has said J.D. Harmeyer, Jackie, Shulie, The Tonight Show, I had kids. There are editors. There's a schedule. Like, he just won't stop. Yeah. And he continues to school mumbling Nick on how drugs work. Again, John is like a seven-year-old, the way he describes drugs.

I would, you know, all the writers would have like a cup of coffee. And that stimulates the brain as opposed, you know, that's, you know, it's more of an amphetamine than it is barbiturial. if you understand what those two terms mean. Yes, I know what they are. So, I mean, so yeah, caffeine will stimulate you, you know, as opposed to alcohol that will, that will make you sleepy and lethargic. Do you agree? Yeah. Gaslighting douchebag, Nick, well, with Surgeoning leaving, who should be the new dabble lull cow? I don't care.

I love that. whatever you say. Yeah. The beginning of this interview, John goes, Mumble Nick, where are you from? He's like, Massachusetts.

How do you not know that? We'll see to this guy talk. But yeah, that is a very funny thing where John explains that caffeine is a stimulant. And oxies are just like anore. Right?

A barbiturate. That was so fucking funny. He's so stupid. Now, should the writers not be drinking coffee at the Leno show? Is that what you're saying? Because it's a drug. All right. One more clip on here. And

John, you know, sometimes we make an argument. He actually says the truth. He says the quiet part out loud. And sometimes he catches himself. Sometimes he doesn't. I was more of a social drinker anyway. I got too into the drugs. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, drinking, if I drank too early, I got tired and I would fall asleep too early.

Yeah, that's the whole, and that's the other point. Like, you don't want to do that either. Like, you know, which is why I'm not drinking right now. No. Because like, there's no way. I would never make it to the game. Yeah. I got you.

Because just like you, I get tired. And then it doesn't, you know, hence that's why there's no way I could ever work. You know, like, and drink. There's no way. It's just impossible. I mean, I'm just being honest, man. Yep. Yeah.

For once you are. John Lewis said that's why I'm not drinking right now. I'm unemployable. He goes, yeah, yeah, it makes you asleep. That's why I'm not drinking right now. otherwise I'd be pounding beers. He's a social drinker who drinks alone at home every night. But it's during the Yankees game.

It's okay. Well, good job, mumbling, Nick, for speaking truth to power. Well done. Very well done, mumbling, Nick. I just have one more clip. We have a lot more John stuff. I have the 911 calls. Fantastic.

Coming up later on the show that are amazing. So we'll get into that. We have a lot of John stuff to cover today. I'm going to play this one more clip for you because John's calling me out. and for some reason I feel the need to address it. I don't know why. Much like Mensomath pointed out the other day, Lady Kay was 10 minutes away from Stevie Tomatoes.

All right, let me just give you a quick back story. So I was actually listening to this with Chris up in my kitchen because we just got done with WATP on Saturday. And Mentor Math was on. And Mentor Math's just like, I figured it all out. I figured out exactly what proves that Carl is a barrow-husa. And he explains that when we were down at Dabell House in Fort Myers and I was at my house in Cape Coral, we were going down the night before we started the festivities off to go to Stevie Tomatoes,

a little kickoff party. There are people in the area that wanted to come and hang out. So we were all going down there at 8 o'clock. I get the message from Shulie at 7.05, give or take. John's down there right now. We should get down there. I was like, great, yeah, let's get down there right now. So this guy, mentor math, is brilliant.

And he goes, listen, it doesn't take that long to you from Carl's house in Cape Coral to Stevie Tomatoes in Cape Coral. Both in the Northwest Quadrant, doxed. I should be able to get there within whatever that is, 40 minutes. And what they didn't take into account at all, and they even said this too, he's like, yeah, he's got Jenny Jingles and Missy B is with them and producer Chris. We had a way for women to get ready. We're going out and meeting people at a bar. Have you ever been with a woman and you're like, oh, we're actually going to leave a little bit earlier than we thought?

It means you can have three drinks. Yeah, like, what do you think is going to happen? We turn to Missy B and go, oh, actually, Missy B, they want us to get down there right now. What do you think? Okay, great, I just have to hop in the shower and get the curling iron out and do my makeup. It's like, not that Missy B is like prissy like that. I got ready early just in case this might happen. So let's go.

You know what I mean? Ten minutes away. He had plenty of time. at 7.05 to get to Stevie's while I was there. But he didn't because you

motherfuffles are cowards. Yeah, and then they go on to explain that we were hiding at our cars in the parking lot because we were scared that John was going to come out. Meanwhile, John's the one who left at 745. He could have just hung out and waited for us.

We said we're going to be there at 8. We announced it. It was public. information for everyone. So I wouldn't fly it out of there. Not that I care. I don't need, I mean, he doesn't need to confront me or me, him. Yeah.

We were early, actually. We were earlier than I expected to be. Also, I did talk to John at Rodney's. He would not talk to me back. No. We went down the street to try to find him at that other bar after his Rodney's gig. You don't remember he stormed out of the place. So I don't know.

He should be saying, I'm the coward around here. I was ready to hang out with the guy. I would have bought him a beer. He missed out. I think you were so enamored with him at Rodney's that you couldn't even form a sentence. He was just tongue-tied. That is true.

That is true. All right, let's talk about Opie. This one starts off fun because Opie's revealed this fetish before. Opie likes the girls who are preggers. I know. It's whatever. I don't want to yuck as ya, but some people are into that sort of thing.

It seems weird to me, but he discusses it with a rod and Berman here. I just got to say a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. pregnant women seriously if I see a woman that's pretty hot and she's pregnant on the street it's a little bit of a turn on Ron I don't

I don't act on it I don't do anything with it well yeah I don't act on it well thanks for let us but what's the fetish what do you want to do I guarantee it you can probably act on that legally if you really were into trying what why did he do that why did he take it

Probably I taught it legally. What does he want to do? He wants to rub the head of his cock and the baby's soft spot of the head. That's why everyone has a pregnant fetish. And he thinks legally he can get away with it. I know she said no, but she's pregnant. That's what happened to my head. Even if they're not pregnant, anything you mention, I like girls with big boobs.

You can't say I wouldn't do anything about it. No one said you would. So, yeah, Ron was over to explain this fetish. Because Rod is like you, Chris, he's taking a back by this. Like, what? Why would you be into such a thing? What do you, but what's the specific fetish? I don't know.

I think it just, it's just a sign that they're goers or something. I don't know why. They're a sign that they're goingers. I don't know. I don't know why. But I'm at least being honest. What's your fetish, Ron? So I can make fun of it.

This is wild. All right, I'm going to pause it real quick. So, yeah, Opie's thing is just like, well, she's obviously fucked before. So that's hot. She knows what she's doing. Jesus Christ. There are other signs of that. Yeah, smoking.

But, yeah, this is, listen to when Ron's ass, what's your fetish, listen to what Ron says. Like, I don't know. You're not going to answer. I like to take my toes. That's not a fetish. Your toes. How did Ron find the grossest thing possible to say? I'll tell you how.

Great question. Because Opie broke the game. like Ron was expecting to say big boobs I like a big butt like something like that he completely stumped him with this thing he can't even really wrap his mind around that Opie has no ability to explain he's still stuck there trying to figure out his friends

he was like oh I guess this was supposed to be like disgusting things or gross stuff that we can't explain picking my toes okay Ron doesn't know what fetish means right yeah because Oby said pregnant women that's the fetish. And then Ron says, so what's the fetish? Well, that's... Oh, I hate this.

No, see, I'm with Ron on this. This is terrible. No, because, like, I'm with Ron. I hate this. I hate this feeling right now. He's asking, what is it? Like, we get it. Like, a beautiful foot is a beautiful foot. Fine, it's pretty. But what is a foot fetish? Like, what do you want to

do to do to it? I'm curious. The same thing with this. Like, I get it a beautiful. It shows fertility. It shows you're flush with emotion, whatever, fine, but it's not a fetish. I'm not like, that's my thing. You don't see that and go, oh, fuck, yeah. Like, what do you want to do, O.B., what's the thing?

And he can't even answer it. But also, Rod just thinks like we're talking about bad habits or something. Yeah, idiosyncrasies. Yeah. Sometimes I'll pick my teeth. Like, okay, but. Because he says after this, he's like, I like, you know what? I like perky boobs.

I like, I like small perky boobs. He's like, I like a woman with a pulse. Maybe one that can't run very fast. She's upright. All right. So you have a theory of what's going on with Opie and Ron and what Opie is doing to his sidekick here. Yeah, he is just abusing him. Yeah.

That's what he's doing. This whole show is a struggle of Opie trying to just berate and embarrass and hurt his friend to make himself feel better. to make himself feel better. And Ron trying to drag it into a show and a bit and Opie just won't have it. When we were talking about the game Battleship the other day, because of the straight-up Hormuz, I was kind of talking about how it was a game of battleship

between Iran and America, right? And you were staring like a deer in headlights. You don't know what battleship is, and I realize it's because you were brought up a lonely child. A lonely child. So you couldn't play any of those games with a sibling. What games did you have in your house as an only child? You didn't have battleship.

No one's going to play with you. I did TikTok toe. Hey, man. I at least Rod's trying to have a little bit of fun with that. I'm like, you know, Opie, not having siblings doesn't mean you don't have any friends. What the fuck are you talking about? I must have my siblings A lot older than me

I had tons of games My friends would come over and play with me What's he getting at? I don't think Opie had any friends I think he just had his siblings There you go Yes if you didn't have them You had no one

Right Because that's the only thing That Opie can think of In his head is just like You're an only child Therefore lonely loser And you never learned What Battleship was

20, 40 years later You never learned it You still have no idea There's fucking movies Based on it But that's not the point Also Opie should

have children and know the kids have friends that they make in school and other activities that they do and then they get together on the weekends and evenings and have play dates and shit. How long has his kid's been dead that he doesn't know this exists? Good point. Also, just look at the delight

he's taking in this. Yeah. He led with that. He's like, you know, I was thinking about this. And it made me smile. Well, he gets even more brutal on Ron here. Oh my God. Is that me. Opie Karen Hughes coming in. All right. So that was just a little aside. By the way,

I want to go back to your, what is it called, lonely or only child? Yeah. What is it called? Lonely? I like to say, you're talking about. You were an only child, right? I have an only child. I like to call him lonely child. No, you don't have to be lonely. But at times when you're younger, at times you're lonely, because you're not advanced enough to, you know, you don't have to experience. You heard him. You're an only child or as I call them lonely losers that their parents hate? What the fuck was that all about? And he genuinely like punched him in the gut there.

He had no answer. He just started fumbling because he's like, leave me alone. I don't know. What are you doing? Yeah. That was so fucking weird. Yeah. Why would he do that to the poor guy?

I mean, I know the answer. Yeah. All right. So he continues on this insulting his friend. Yeah. I did a lot of it. Yeah. You didn't have board games, right?

We had a whole stack of board games in our house because we didn't have the internet yet. We just had one phone with the long cord. You know, we come from a very different time. So we had to have board games so we weren't too bored. But when I brought a battleship, I'm like, oh, my God, I don't think Ron ever played battle. I played it a few times with friends. Oh.

Could you name anyone you played battleship with, Chris? Yeah. My family. Who love me? To Opie's points. There you go. Does Opie think that board games cure boredom? I think he thinks it's spelled differently than it is.

Right. Why does he keep saying that? But this is all projection, right? Opie's a lonely guy. Opie does not have friends. He doesn't have interaction with people outside of Gepphardt, which he hasn't done in weeks. No.

And I feel like this is him taking out that aggression on Ron. Ah, you're a lonely, no, you're the lonely loser that nobody likes, right, Ron? We talked a bit about this at Hackomania, like who Opie must think the audience is watching this? Because he, who would enjoy this? Like, who's rooting for Opie in this scenario? Right. Stick it to him. Like, the guy doesn't deserve it.

And he's really, like, not rooting for him. He was like, oh, you did have friends that played battles? great. Now we can go into this story I was going to do. He's like, oh, name them. I want names. Name them. I don't believe you. I need you to be lonely and miserable. It's crazy. Now, in this next one,

I think you'll enjoy it because I thought the Corey Feldman getting Bar Mitzvitt on the street was the most Jewish thing that had ever happened on this show, but we were about to top that right here. Hey, by the way, do you know this guy? Hi, Opie. It's Barry. Ron's

pharmacist. Hey, Barry! You made it to the big time, Barry. Oh, my God. Say hello to Barry. Yeah, all right. I said hello. He's a big fan.

He's a big fan. Every time I go to there. So when am I going on the Opie show? Well. So Barry is a Jew. That is what you're telling us. I'm just assuming. I don't know.

Who knows? I love that Opie. Ron thinks that guy sounds like that. That's a surprise. hilarious about that. All right. Well, you know, they're a lot to hate their own, right?

I believe that the guy's a fan. Sure. This is Barry's a big fan. I believe it. I believe it. Then they get into O-Zempec talk. Opie loves getting into Ozempic talk for some reason. He enjoys this topic. He thinks he's well read on it

and well-versed. Has a lot of knowledge. The only group of people who I know are not in favor of these those emphics these whatever are the the skinny brothers with the giant white girls that's their game that's good that's their game that's it any brothers with giant white let me let me let me let me in you bring up good stuff and then you just keep babbling i was going to say they're an endangered speech but i couldn't get it in because you got to be quick with me

You're going to be quick to get it in. I'm quick. Yeah. But the big fat white girls for the black dude, that's an endangered species these days. That is an endangered species. Chris, do you remember the voicemail we got on the most recent episode where they were talking about the Opie versus Burr game? And they gave us a little cheat hack.

Yeah. And they just said, Opie just repeats the punchline. He can't help himself. Opie had that punchline in his head. He had to say it thrice. we get it, Opie. It's not going to get funnier. Moving on.

Very proud of himself. It really has the vibe of like when Trump was pushing those world leaders out of the way to get in front. Right. Like Ron was starting to cook just for a second and he had to just shut the whole thing down to a halt to berate this guy. Who does he think is enjoying that? He doesn't care. Ron wasn't changing the subject. Opey could wait for him to finish with his, you know, black guys love fat white chicks thing.

he was doing. I wanted to hear where it was going. I'd never heard that before. It was interesting. Yeah. And then you get your endangered species joke in. And it would have been smooth and it would have felt like a show we were watching. So now,

Obie's been, you know, embarrassed and shut down. He didn't get his joke in. Ron wasn't playing fair. So he has to punish him by telling a story that he has about Ozempic that involves close, personal friends of his and neighbors that live in the building.

Well, there's a few people in this building that are on the OZempe. It's very obvious. And I got some, I got some people in my life that are on the OZempic. Yeah. Guess what's happening because of OZempic. Okay. All right. This is good.

He knows people. He knows something's happening because they're using OZMPIC. I'm interested in this. I think there's side effects to OZMPIC. I think that it's pretty wild. People are using as a weight loss drug when, you know, was originally 10 of people with diabetes. And so I want to know what Opie knows because I don't know people on Ozmpic that I know of. You know, Vinny claims he's not.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't know about that. Well, that's what he claims. It's in a stand-up set, so it must be true. Ron's speculating, Opie's speaking from experience. Right. So let's find out.

What does he know about this? You're missing the obvious. What's going on because of the OZempic generation? Everyone's on the OZMPIC. And now they're not fat slobs anymore, so they are getting diva. Diva? A divorce. I'm serious.

Are you seeing that? No, but it was a story in the paper today. Busted. Oh, Opie. Guys, I have so many friends. I talk to so many people. I have so much experience. I just read the newspaper.

Never mind. It was just not my phone. I don't talk to people in the building. Doesn't. Why does it need to lie about it? There's nothing. to be luck because he's so lonely and he has no friends. That's what it comes back to every time with us.

He has no friends because you can tell he has no experience in him back and forth. Any follow-up question Ron has, even the slightest one. He just crumbles. Yeah. And he just crumbles. You know, Opie has the misfortune of losing some friends over the years. Of course, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley were friends of his who passed away too soon. And another friend of his who was also a friend of TV's Adam Bush over.

here was Patrice O'Neill. Now, we haven't talked about this in a while, but Adam and Patrice were good buddies. They worked on a sitcom together for a season. And so there's this annual benefit that Bill Burr puts on. And that benefit is for Patrice O'Neill's mother specifically. Bill and Patrice both out of Boston, good friends, loved each other. And so this benefit continues on for years for Patrice's family. and Ron, because Patrice is a big part of the Open Anthony show, Ron is very excited to tell opia story.

I got tickets for next Tuesday's Patrice O'Neill Benefit Show. And it makes me feel good that my hard-earned money is going to something good. What percentage of my money do you think goes to actually Patrice O'Neill's family? No, it goes right to his mom. No, but I'm saying they have to take a percentage. out to pay for everything. Let's play what percentage. What percentage of the people listening to this or watching this?

Give a shit that you're going. What percentage? Look at Ron's face. He's so hurt by this. What does Opie always get upset with Ron about? Not knowing anything about Opie and Anthony, not having a clue of how famous Opie used to be talking. Ron brings up,

Patrice was easily the fourth most important person on this show as far as on-air talent goes. and so he brings up Patrice O'Neill I'm doing this thing and Opie's response is who gives a fuck? Why would you say that? What do you think? Why do you think Opie would go that route

on this, Adam? Because Ron is happy about something because he's excited. He thinks it's like that's the bit is I shit on Ron and everybody laughs. It's quite the opposite. And him getting tickets to a show that's tied to Opie and Anthony.

You know what he's doing. He's marketing. Opie, you know, He's trying to bring this thing public. You keep trying to hide it. And he's doing what you're supposed to be doing. Because if you were there, people would talk about it. And then they'd mention the show.

But you won't do it. So he's doing it. And you shit on him for it. You're right. Opie doesn't go to this. Patrice had no benefit anymore. Anthony's not allowed to go. So there's no Opie or Anthony there.

I don't know if Jim Norton, he's probably there. He might be performing on this. But yeah, you're right. Opie should be there. And sounds like he's jealous that he won't be there. So he's got to take it out on a round. Dude, I'm not open. Do you think when I go, hey, dude, is that Ronnie from Opium Ronnie?

Is that Ronnie? All right, listen, you got one. I care. I care a lot, says, uh, hurting. Thank you. He says, I care. People see how you, you pick on me. Here, another one.

I care. Yes. And it should matter that I am going to see one of the greatest comedians of all time, Patrice don't know, and my money is going to support his family. Hold on a second. He just said he's going to go see. Yeah. He did.

He did. Does he think they bring the body out to this benefit? Maybe. He's not smart. He's probably not. I mean, he never looked great, Patrice. He was never a great change. He's probably not looking very great these days, I would imagine.

I think he was misinformed. Patrice will not be appearing at the benefit. Please do not spread that rumor. A full new hour. I'm really excited about it. There's no hologram. There's nothing. There's no AI.

Patrice, you're going to beat this thing. All right. So Opie then has to school around on how to do a bit. Opie's a veteran radio personality. He's sat with some of the greatest to ever get in front of a microphone, as you know. So a lot is rubbed off on him. Yeah. Hold on a minute, Ron.

Yeah, TMZ, I got a scoop for you. You're not going to believe this. Ron the waiter from Opie and Ronnie. is going to be at the Patrice O'Neill benefit coming Tuesday. No anonymity. Shut up. I'm talking to TMZ. This is a scoop.

I'll get credit. So, you know, if you want more details, call me back. If not, just run the headline on that TMZ, all right? But this is big news. Ron is going to the Bill Burr slash Patrice O'Neill benefit this Tuesday. Oh, my. Ignore. Elvis is in the building.

Or Nancy Guthrie. That story is old. Make sure you get Ronnie at the top of your TMZ page because he will be at the place. O'Neill benefit this coming Tuesday. All right, call me back if he need more. There you go, Ron. That's exciting news. With the flash bulbs in my eyes.

Oh, my God. This is exciting. I could have been doing a loop in the park of my bike, but instead I got the big scoop today. All right. Opie, when you explained the headline, the TMZ, for the fifth time. We get it. What was that?

Why did you keep that going for so long? I don't even think that was a real phone call. Ron's like, can I talk to them? Yeah. They actually know who I am? That was embarrassing. So we continue on this conversation between the two of them. At this point, I think Bill Burr is like, I think Bill Burr wants to move on, but I think he feels like I can't.

He committed to this, and now he has to take it all the way. to the end. Because now there's comedians on the show that have no, they don't even have a connection to Patrice. That's how long we've been doing this thing. But that's good, Ron. So Obie stopped participating in this thing a while ago. Bill Burr's still keeping it going.

Yeah. So the fact that Obie's just like, I don't think he wants to be doing this anymore. What's this we shit, he said? Yeah. Or have we been doing this? Mm-hmm. He also makes it sound like Bill Burr is single-handedly doing everything

as if he doesn't have. Yeah. I mean, a team. There's definitely been criticism of the comics that have been on this thing in recent years. People have no connection to Patrice. But they're also trying to put on a show that will sell tickets that will bring people in. And you can't just have fucking Rich Voss and Jim Norton every year, I suppose. I mean, you could.

Colin Quinn. All right, never mind. That's actually a good show. We should do that. But you want to keep it going to the younger generation. You want them to respect Patrice and the whole thing. Of course. I think Opie is projecting about his own stupid shit and his own.

stupid show and saying he's just hanging on to this thing he doesn't want to be doing and then starts laughing hysterically. Yeah, that story checks out. So these guys get into a whole other conversation, one that's very exciting about cream puffs and whoopee pie. I mean, you can't even believe how entertaining this show is, but don't worry, it all comes back around. I'm thinking of a whoope pie. Hey, TMZ, if you want to add to that story, remember I called a little while ago that Ron from opium opium, Ronnie, it will be at the Patrice O'Neill benefit. That's huge. That should be your top story at TMZ.

Ronnie, this way. Ronnie, this way. Could you also add to the story that he is so stupid that he doesn't know what a cream puff is? Thank you. Can you please just go to the Google thing, go, show me a picture of a cream puff. Oh, my God. When you do a callback like that, as soon as everyone gets what you're doing, you can end it right there.

Oh, he's calling TMZ again. Got it. Instead, it's just like, and let me just ramble about this for a little while. There's no reason for that. He never adds one thing to that joke. Both times he does it. All he does is mock his friend who was already making this joke to begin with. He was joking, call TMZ, I'm going.

And you've just been repeating that phrase over and over again until this guy's like unconscious, I get. That's the goal here. Also, Opie, wouldn't you want the coach? host of her show to be a little bit famous? Wouldn't that be a good thing? Like, Fez Wattley was pretty famous because he was the co-host of Rod and Fez. It wasn't like Roddy B was on there going, look this fucking douchebag. I don't even knows what he is. Like, well, that would be reflect poorly on Ron Bennington, if that were the case of no one knew Fez was. So I don't even know what Opie's going for here.

He wants the guy to be famous, but not more famous than him. And unfortunately, Opie is stock is lowered a little bit, so Ron's got to be real, real low. Like, he can't even be neighborhood famous. He can't have friends in the area. Right. All right. So then Rich Voss gets brought up here because Rich Voss was a good friend with Patrice and participates in the shows. And, of course, Opie and Rich had a big falling out. Rich Voss is out of the Opie business, as we all know. I've never met it before. But the guy who wears that funny hat, if I run into him, you want me to give him some words for you? Rich Voss? Yeah. I don't care about Rich Voss. You want me to say something on your behalf? No, I'll say it. I'll say it myself. How about that?

All right. All right. Well, I got a message from Opie. Yeah. Voss. What would I say? What should I say? Just say, uh... I have a message from Opie. It's going to be good, though. No, I would say the next time he sees you, he's going to give you a talking to. I'd be embarrassed to say that.

Yeah, you should be. Don't ever say that to give you a talking to. That's like, Senator John. little tough guy talk. I just want to talk. It's very stuttering, John, especially the, they were just playing on Blunder Years, this old Howard Stern where John, they were, somebody was complaining about John saying the guy doesn't know when the show's not on. He's just always doing the show.

Ron's trying to do a bit with you, Opie, and you're just like stuck in this real sad, depressed life. He's like, what would you say? What could you say? What would be funny? Yeah, I'm not really going to go up to Rich Voss and say I got a message from Opie for him. Just can come up with something interesting. And you managed to come up with something that just shut Ron down completely.

He's like, yeah, I'm not going to say that. Okay. Just like John, whatever you say, I have no idea, whatever you want. All right, one more clip on here and then we'll move on with our lives. Do you want to set this one up for us? It's a beautiful work of art. Like, now that we know they're talking about cream puffs, they're live streaming a little later in the day at 1 p.m., they're talking. He's been yelling a lot.

We have context. Imagine if you didn't know this show and you just tuned in to see what the Opie shows like, and this is what you get. All right. All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on. And I think in this day and age, I think everyone's version of a cream puff is different.

And I got a text from my wife. She's like, are you live streaming? So she's probably hearing me yelling and praying that I'm actually talking to someone. All right, cream puffs, you idiot. Okay. Hold on a second. So if we're to believe that Opie did just get a text from his wife. From beyond the grave.

Asking whether or not he's streaming or just screaming like a lunatic from the other room in the apartment. Like, why would you have that thought? It could be one of the other. That sounds like it's a frequent. Exactly. Right? Do you need your meds? Yeah, right.

Do you want me to take you out for a walk? You sound like you're having a tough time there, Greg. You're doing an episode or having an episode? Yes. She's also not comfortable coming in and even just poking her head. Yeah. Because what would happen? Oh, yeah.

The only time Opie's ever been interrupted ever, and he does it outside on the patio. He's done it from different rooms in the house. It's always just doggy. Yeah. There's never a child. There's never a wife or a friend that comes over. How's that possible? Yeah.

Now, yeah, she's not like, is someone over? Who are you talking to? She knows there's not. That also wasn't brought up. Oh, yeah. She walked in one time and there was no camera. I'm rehearsing. I wish you were jerking off the gay porn.

Exactly. It's the whole air guitar thing. Watching gay porn. All right. Well, brilliant segment, Adam. Let's keep an eye on the opium. the way that he's treating his friend, Ron Berman, because I don't like it.

I think Ron deserves more respect. He deserves a Venmo. Get a Venmo, Ron. Get a Venmo, Ron. We'll help you out. I want to bring on a guy that I met at the first Hacca-Mania, and that would be a comedian extraordinaire. Earl Skakel was joining us.

What's up, Earl? It's an honor to make my debut with such esteemed colleagues. I'm sorry that HACANA was the first time you saw me do comedy. That was a weird set. A lot of people had weird sets that weekend. You know, I made the mistake of thinking, oh, I'll just do regular stand-up. That was my first mistake.

And the second mistake was staying up there for the full time. So I appreciated your set, by the way, because I thought you'd handled it very well. I told you so afterwards. The other set that was very funny that night was Ray DeVito, because he came out and just ragged on Kevin Brennan for the first five minutes. And I was like, yeah, fuck Kevin Brennan. And Ray's like, and how about the peanuts they give you on airlines?

Am I right? What the fuck? What are the hackiest material after that? And then Ray and I had a conversation. He goes, they don't want to hear jokes. They just want to hear about Kevin Brennan. Like, no, they like jokes. I mean, I don't think he understood.

He got the standing ovation because people were like, oh, the guy we all goof on is here in person. Right. So. He was the guy that Kevin Brennan told was not allowed to be at Hackamania. And he showed up. So we're like, yeah, good. Stick it to Kevin. Good for you. You're here.

But I had a good time. Melton, you know, everything he said he would do, he did. So, you know, it's probably not. Rust in peace. We're going to miss him. Yeah. I know. He's like, he's like that one guitar player who was in KISS for one album. He's just gone. Yep. And no one's going to miss him. That can be weird next year when he's not there.

Might be Earlomania next year. Who knows? What show? All right. So Earl, I, you're on the show. because we were playing this Golden Hour episode. And Brendan Shob loves to have this memory of him hanging out at the comedy store with all of his comedian buddies and just how much fun they were having and how they were crushing it every night. The killers of comedy, the greatest era of stand-up, the comedy store is ever seen. And you've been around for a minute.

So I'm sure you have a different perspective on those guys. Well, he was right. They were killing it. He wasn't. Okay. You know, I always felt bad for him because all his friends had specials and TV shows and movies. And he was just kind of, you know, batting ninth in the lineup. So, you know, he's a nice guy.

You know, nothing personal, but he never really worked at his comedy. comedy is something you have to work at or you know but the the thing that people have a problem with with brennan chob was he did get specials like way too early into his career like six months in he's got a showtime special well it's funny i knew his manager at the time and about two months before the special he was kind of asking me because his manager at the time was uh i don't say who he managed but he managed actors and very famous musicians he said, well, what would you do with him? And I said straight up, whatever you do, don't give him a special.

Yeah. Because he probably doesn't have five good minutes. And that's not a knock on him. It's just he just got into comedy. And even if you do a half hour special on TV, commercials, knock it down, six minutes, you still have to do 24 minutes. So I said, why don't you do a Brendan Schaubb and Friends? and you either have three famous comics

that are friends with him like Rogan, Hinchcliffe and McCallin, they're doing new material. Or you have people like me, Sarah Tiana, and another unknown comic. This is the next wave of whatever. And he didn't do that. And that first special was pretty bad.

You know who else told him not to do a special was Brian Callum. They've talked about that since. I told you straight up. you were not ready for that special. And Brandon has said, in his defense, the money was too good. I had to take it, which... Oh, yeah.

I mean, Showtime was basically give him a special. He does the red carpet for the N&A events. He's a known entity. We're trying to get into the stand-up game, you know, to compete with HBO. You know, I guess Netflix at the time was just really popping specials. But he, I really think my idea was the best one. because he hosted and then he has to do maybe five minutes. And, you know, because he is likable.

If you look at him, he's kind of like Jethro Bowdeen, you know, just like, well, I think it's why Joe Rogan convinced him to go to stand up in the first place because Rogan would have him on to talk about UFC and get his perspective on things. He's like, oh, you could kind of like riff a little bit and have a conversation. You know, he should perform stand-up. And everyone has turned on Rogan since. well yeah Logan has not made many mistakes in his career

you know that's probably the biggest one but he really got him into comedy to get him out of the UFC because he was really he was a good UFC fighter for a bit yeah and then you know it just the guys were getting bigger more well-rounded

and he was getting killed he was like the the Mexican text cop like he was just taking beatings. And it was almost like life-threatening how badly he was getting knocked out. So, but, you know, I still think he could have been a good comic if he would have put in the effort. He's not dead yet. He still can do these things you're suggesting.

They're talking about it like he's a long past. I'm going to miss him. No, but, you know, it's like if I message Dana White and said, hey, I'd like to fight tonight. Right. Well, do you have any experience, Earl? Yeah, I took boxing lessons for Mike Weaver's brother. You know, that was Brendan's experience in comedy, you know. But you see, what you're saying is very humble and self-aware.

You're like, I would have limitations in the boxing ring. Did you see that with Shab, or was he looking around at these people, these other nine comics on the bill, going like, yeah, I belong here. They were all brothers. I think, yes. I did a show with him once at the improv. I brought him up. there was rogan henchcliffe

sam trippily and uh brian holtzman who's like a local legend in l.a now in austin and i'm not that hard to follow to be honest with you because i'm very low energy i don't move on stage i'm literally you know a mummy i just stand there and do the jokes um and shav had a bit of trouble following me because he just you know he just he never went to open mics. He never went to workout rooms. He just, oh, I'm Rogan's friend. I'll just go on Joe's shows. And, you know, like, even Bill Burr, I see it open mics. Crazy. He goes

to open mics to work on material. Bill Burr plays arenas. You mentioned that he was getting his ass kicked late in his career, and there might be some PTSD, maybe some issues with his cognitive ability. In fact, this most recent episode of the fighter and a kid, listen to him try to pronounce the term PTSD.

And they're watching this guy who's talking about the correspondence dinner where the shooting or the potential shooting occurred. And then there were the reactions, starting with Erica Kirk being Erica Kirk. Well, she probably has PST. PTSD. PST. Yeah, you think she's got PTSD. She's very upset. He killed.

The, the, Brian even tries out mouths. You're trying to say PTSD. He kept saying PST. PSTC? I mean, it's not surprising. I mean, I know a few guys who played in the NHL who talk like that. Yes. They played in the 80s, which was like octagon hockey.

So the helmets were just that plastic. There was nothing else in them. Like a hard hat. And some didn't even wear helmets. Right. That's true. Yeah, the 80s. And I'm friends with Don Fry.

It's not a name drop. But he bought in like the first U.S. see and he definitely has that possible cognitive decline. So Earl, you know Brian Callan, I would imagine. You've done a lot of shows with him?

Yeah, we're not very friendly, but... Okay. Yes. Have you seen his new special, or what are your thoughts on his stand-up overall? He's a great entertainer. Like, I'm talking in his prime. He was very much in that Delea mold

of the act out, and it was almost Dane Cook after Dane Cook. But, you know, he got into some trouble with some allegations and whatnot. I knew one of the accusers in full disclosure. I'll just say her story was believable. But, you know, back then, you know, this was 20 years ago, that situation, you know, there's no Snapchat, there's no screenshots, there's no really any type of video people were taking.

So it's he said, she said. her husband would not let it go. Like he would message clubs that he was performing in. And that was really the start of his downfall. Yeah, I remember that time, Frederick and the kid actually replaced him with like two other guys that were in there with Brendan Schaub. And it took a while for Brian Cullen to come back.

But he did come back. And he moved out to Austin last year to be part of the mothership and the comedy scene out there that Joe Rogan has built. He felt that he needed to be with other comedians. and, you know, like you're talking about working that muscle out more regularly and doing that. So he put out a special not too long ago. I got to watch this special through the lens of the Blind Mike Project because those guys were watching it. So they had some thoughts and feelings about it.

Of course, Mike Gary, my buddy Blind Mike is pretty knowledgeable when it comes to comedians and comedy. I trust his opinion on things for the most part. And they were not too kind to the special. So he's talking to this guy, Nick Simmons, who's kind of like the third mic now on fighting the kid. I think they're trying to breathe new life and do it with a cousin Oliver kind of thing. So you got Brendan shot, Brian Callan, Nick Simmons, and Nick Simmons is also a stand-up. And they do some acting.

They've done some commercial work and stuff like that. So the question becomes, Brian, are you comfortable watching yourself act? Like when you do something, can you watch it back? And the first part that's fun about this clip is that Brendan answers the question that's being asked to Brian. But also, this leads into a discussion about Brian's special. Can you watch yourself act? No, I hate everything I do.

I can't. Even editing a special for me, I'm like, oh, my God. You know when you send me the clips on the podcast? I'm like, I fucking hate this guy. So, can you watch yourself act? Brian starts to answer immediately and Brendan interrupts it. No, man. It's so awkward.

Like, I'm sorry. What movies are you in? Brendan Chet? We're not asking you. What about this? If they were a married couple, you'd be like, honey, can I see you outside for a section? Right. Yes.

Why are you talking when I'm talking? Yeah, it's almost like, um, uh, Alec Baldwin and Hilaria. Oh. The way they interrupt each other for the reporters. So this is, I mean, they definitely have that vibe of a couple who's about to get divorce. And Brendan even said that. He said recently on a patron only show when asked about what's going on with the fighter and the kid. he said, we're like that old married couple where they're empty nesters, the kids have moved out,

they're able to get together and they don't have anything to talk about. They have anything in common. They were together for the kids and now they don't know what they're doing. And they do give off that vibe, although I will say to Brian's credit, he must someone must have got in his ear and said, by the way, Brian didn't say, you're not into it anymore, you're not putting any effort into the show anymore. Listen to what Brian says, and he was off the show before this out in Florida. Listen to what Brian says, the first thing as the show starts up.

And I wanted to say after 13 years, I come here, and it doesn't. Sometimes I just am looking forward to shooting the shit. Oh, good, pal. Sitting down with, you know, just guys talking. Coming here with a thick head of hair. What's going on here? By the way. Hey, I didn't want to say anything because I don't want to take the wind out of your sales.

Yeah. You looked thinner. Adam, I saw you a shaky year. Are you not buying this thing? He's really excited to be shooting the shit with his bugs. It's like, well, I'm glad you showed up to therapy, but we have a lot to talk about and we only have an hour. So did you prepare anything? No, but I'm looking forward to just

riff it with you guys for an hour to half. Let's go. I am. I mean, it's very passive, aggressive. They're both being passive aggressive with each other. And you could tell Callan doesn't think Schaub is on his level comedically. And he probably isn't. He hasn't. And you could tell Schaub thinks he is.

So it's like, and the third guy's probably just going, when do I jump in on this? You know, and. Like he knows he's cheating and he's just waiting to drop the bomb. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I would have had a girl open the third mic just to like get some estrogen under this stream. Some eye candy?

Anything. So listen to this. So after they talk about like watching yourself act, they start talking about like watching yourself do stand up. And Nick on there is like, oh, I can actually watch that and take notes and become better. because I'm watching with a very critical eye. And so then Brian gets into the fact that a lot of people have been watching his recent special. Dude, it's not really what we do.

People make videos on my special and how it's shitty it is. And I'm like, and I'm like this. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, hey, fuckface. I love how they think I don't say that about myself. Like, oh, oh, are you telling me you don't like my special? Join the fucking club, you loser. I feel the same way, but worse. Did he send you the clip?

Okay. So first off, and Earl, I mentioned your take on this, because this seems like a cop session to me, whereas he's like, yeah, I mean, everyone's like telling me my special sucked. I think it sucks more than even you think it sucks. So there, now I took that power away from you. I mean,

I think Callan's being a little bit like Gene Simmons, where, you know, Gene would say, I don't listen to the critics. And I guarantee you Eugene was the first person to read the reviews. Yeah. Callan, it matters to them what people say about a special. We're all fucking performers. I'm sure you don't like it when someone says, oh, WATP sucks.

You know, they're just this. Or they talk about Sturring John or whatever. You take it personally a little bit. What did you just say? No, I'm not saying that. He was talking to you, Adam, not me. But if you think I'm gay, you think I've been questioning my sexuality since I was a kid. So there.

You're good looking enough to be gay. No one thinks I'm gay. I could assure you that. So what just happened was Brian goes, yeah, I mean, these people are calling out my special, but you can't really call it my special. I think it sucks. I'm more critical of myself than anyone could be. And the other guy on their Nick, he goes, yeah, I even sent you a text.

So he's not just like laying back. and just laughing along like okay or you guys don't even understand like i know i could have that better he's sitting there going shoot enough text you see what this fucking person saying about my special and i like what brendon just asked there because it leads brian to say the exact opposite thing did he said he said you the clip no he just texted me no he was like i was like jesus i'm just a comment i'm pretty good at comedy and people are like we hate you but there's so many people So what's great is Brendan goes,

what did he send you a clip of someone making fun of his special? It's like, no, no, no. He's very defensive. It was like, what the fuck? I'm actually really good at comedy where I think it's making fun of me for this.

He said the exact opposite a second before that. That was very different than guns are blazing and fingers. I'm actually very good at it. He's a good guy. I mean, he is funny. Like,

as much as I don't like him for personal reasons, like he's, but I think. What are the personal reasons? I think the new two stuff probably You know I mean there was one time when my ex

Was she had seen my act a thousand times at the comedy store So she's outside smoking with a friend I come off stage I turn around the corner and he's draped all over my ex Like And you know he doesn't have a great reputation with women In terms of many things And I'm like what the fuck are you doing man

It's like oh skake I didn't know she was with you bro I'm like, you knew she was with somebody, bro. So unless you want your next set to be through a straw, you will remove your hand up. And I'm not a tough guy at all. And so when I say something like that, and like I said, I believe one of his accusers, I mean, she had no reason to,

she had nothing to gain. She didn't want money. She was just like, hey, he was a creep towards me. He did this, this, this, and that. He basically set up as a bad. bad date, which, you know, we've all been on bad dates, but we weren't accused of assault. So, Brendan and Brian were fighting at the time. He was going through an emotional thing.

He was taking it out on other people. He feels bad. He's back where he belongs now. Well, you're going to like this, Earl, because Brian made the mistake of Googling himself. This is what led to all of this. Die, you piece of shit. I'm like, really? Really?

Fucking, first of all, again, I'm way more critical. So you're not saying anything. and go fuck yourself. Yeah, everything else comes to something you've said in a mirror at some point. But look, exactly. I'm like, oh, yeah, oh, look, you're just... It seemed pretty heated about that. Yeah, yeah.

My favorite... He encourages them to make more. He texts me and he goes, I made the mistake of looking at my own. Oh, Brian? My name up. Yeah, he sent me the same thing. I was like, oh, buddy, don't. Don't go down that.

People are such shitheads. Yeah, if you're looking for it. Everybody, too. Yeah. Oh, there's more cope that got thrown in there. So it started with this whole thing. It was just like, I'm critical of my stuff. stuff. And then he's texting Brendan. He's texting Nick. He's texting everyone like,

what the fuck? These people are saying mean things about me. But they say mean things about everybody. So, well, I mean, I remember after I beat Jimmy Carr on Roast Battle, my friend's like, hey, go on Reddit. They're talking about your battle with Jimmy. I'm like, oh, that's cool. You know, I've never really had a lot of success. This was my first time on TV. I was like, oh, it's Reddit. This is great. And then this guy sucks. Don't ever come to the UK, you'll never get off the plane. It was just wild.

It was nice if you were fun to tell you to check that out, though. What a guy. And then someone told me, hey, you should go, I guess there's that subreddit, what is it called, Homeless Cats or something about Shob? And they're like, hey, Earl, you should go in there. They'll love you. You know, comedy store paid regular. You could be like the elder statesman in the group.

So I said, hey, I do a quick post. It was like a Sunday night at 11 p.m. Hey guys, Earl Skakel here, comics. You have any questions about the comedy store? First question, 10 seconds later. I'm not kidding, it was 10 seconds later. How tall is Joe Rogan? And I'm like, oh, I don't know, about 5'8.

You know, when I hug him, I'm 6'1. And then I can't say the word I was called, but it rhymes with maggot. You're just trying to get on his podcast, you pussy. I'm like, I'm pretty sure Joe's not reading this subreddit. Sorry. I was going to book you. You should not have 5-8?

You motherfucker, how dare you? I mean, I'm 6-1. When I hug him, I don't know. He feels about 5-8. You know, I don't walk around with a fucking measuring stick, you know, like that one guy did with Chad. You know. Yes. That was Rocco.

I will say Rocco's little KB is funny. That's great. I don't find much funny, but when he called Rodney's, I guess it was yesterday or maybe was today. It was pretty funny. Yeah. He does a fantastic Kevin Brethren and then Prussia. Huh?

What I agree with Brian. I don't know when Adam was on TV shows or you and Chris read reviews and, you know, this show. I don't. It's the internet's a dark place. I don't know anything. I know what you mean, Earl, but I think that it's all in how you interpret things. And Brian was taking the stuff a little bit too personally. But what's this deal with coming after comics?

Like you sit around thinking. of ways to make people laugh. And apparently you're the worst person in the world. I actually find so many of the things that people say, so funny. Like, the fact that some people... If it's not about you. But also sometimes it is fun. About me.

Yeah, sometimes it's funny. That's hilarious. Brennan's like, oh yeah, we're clouded someone else. I'm fucking on board. Let's pile a lot. And he goes, no, no, I actually have a good sense of humor about myself. And Brennan goes, oh, that's right. That's our new thing we're leaning into it. He had forgotten that... So, Brett has been doing a thing for a few months now. He reads questions on page.

He addresses the haters. And so now he's like, oh, that's right. It's funny when they make fun of me. I forgot because Brian's all up in his feelings. And he's going, they're saying I'm the worst person in the world. Is that what they're saying? Or do they say that your stato special was pretty bland and your closing bit was preachy and god awful? I think that's what they're saying.

Not that you're the worst person in the world. They'll take it so personally. Well, I think Brian is, you know, he's a legitimate comic, you know, despite what I feel about him. as a human, I could separate the two. And Shab is more, he's almost in that stuttering John. Yeah. Yes.

He's a bigger roll cow than stuttering John is in the grand scheme of that. I mean, I don't know. It's, you know, it's, there's a lot of blurred lines with what they both are. Yeah. But comedy isn't a sacred cow. The fact that Brian is like, and what are they're making fun of comic sounds? Like, yeah, all those entertainers are

opening ourselves up to criticism, of course. Yeah. But I don't think any real comic likes criticism. like I certainly may have read a few things about my hackamania performance. Hey, you know. I apologize for that. Jesus, Earl. No, you were right.

It's one thing when you, you were right. I mean, but I think Shab almost likes being talked about. Hey, they're saying something about me, you know, so.

Right. Yeah, Brendan doesn't know what's going on. And so he's just been reminded by Nick that's supposed to be leaning into it and saying, oh, actually, people on the internet are funny and we all think that they're really great. But it's funny.

Sometimes they're good. It's really good. I've seen Michael Chandler's wife, bottom of Bentley, and it's black. The first comic goes, even the Bentley's black. Because he's, you know, he's fucking adopt those black kids. It's so funny, people are good. See how quickly that turned? All that had happened was Nick, which is why they brought this guy in, apparently,

has to be like, hey, guys, let's laugh about it a little bit of fun with this, rather than say people on the internet are so mean. They're saying I'm the worst person in the world. Like, sometimes they have some pretty good quips, and they take you down a little bit and you need that. And they're like, yeah, it is good. Brennan tells some story that didn't make any sense. No one does what he's talking about.

I don't mind when the singer is funny. Like someone said, I have the voice of someone who should put people to sleep in a methadone clinic. It's funny to me. But I don't think shop's smart enough to really know the difference between being made fun of or hey they're just talking about it. It's great. Here's some more of the cope session that we see with us. No commenters are going to say something meaner than things that New York comics

already say to each other. Or to themselves. Like my friends, we still like wait for each. If one of my friends is bombing, we would all get in the room and watch. Do you ever hear Kevin Hart, he'd be doing like a joke and he just, and Patrice and Neil would just go, eh. He threw the phone book at him, goes, read this. If you got it in your material on stage, he's all fuck.

It's very different when your friends are busting your balls, and they're there for your set where you bomb and making you relive that in the car on the way home. And just some random avatar of the internet is saying that you suck. And these guys are retarded just like, oh, my gosh, I've got my balls busting so much. I don't care. It doesn't bother me at all. Really? Because you started this whole segment.

but we're talking about how much it bugged you and how you're upset that you Googled your name. You wish you hadn't. Yeah, I mean, anyone who says they don't care cares the most. Right. And that's why I almost believe Nick, even though I think he's trying to help these guys out, just be like, because Nick even gets some examples

where he's just like, yeah, people say I must be really sure because my feet don't touch the ground in this chair. He's like, yeah, it's a big chair. I don't know. I don't play in the NBA. I don't know what you offer me. So he kind of has figured out how to roll with it, whereas Brendan Chubb has never figured out,

which is why he is where he is. And Brian is quickly going down that road. Yeah, Brian looks like the kind of guy who believes the good stuff. And the problem is if you believe the good things, people write about you, then you have to believe the bad stuff. So you just avoid it all and you'll be fine. But real quick, you pointed on this earlier. What makes Shab, he knows you have to work out and be an athlete to fight.

What makes him think you don't have to put equal effort into comedy or acting? I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's like the example I gave of being a fighter. Like, oh, I'm not going to be good at this. I better go train. But that's your mindset, probably all four of our mindsets right now. I just think, you know, he was- Brian's like, I'm a comic.

I put out an act. You don't like it. Please don't be mean. Shab doesn't even work on it. He's not out there practicing. He's not doing the reps that he preaches. Joe Rogan said he's good. so that's all he needs.

Right, yes. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, but you'd think he would know how hard it was to fight the UFC. Okay, I'm going into basically the verbal UFC. Exactly. And, you know, it has the headliner. He's still in an hour. And that's a long time, man.

If you have maybe, say, 10 minutes, that 10 minutes goes by in about four because you're so nervous. Then you look up at the clock, you know, like, fuck, I've got to be up here in the 56 minutes. Anyone from out of town? Like, you know, you see that with some of the Kiltoni comics. You know, where they've been given instant fame and clubs want them, you know, club like Rodney's or whatever. Okay, you got to do an hour. Oh, well, how about the feature does 30? And I do 30.

No, you're getting paid the money. You do the hour. So I think with Shah, you would have thought he had the work ethic already in him to go, okay. let me go to open mics, let me go to workout rooms. I mean, there's thousands in L.A. He could have gone and he just didn't put in the work. My buddy, my buddy, Paulino books for the comedy club here in Rochester,

and he's been telling me about these Kill Tony comics who get a name, and then they want to come and perform. And a lot of times, you know, it's their management is reaching out to the club and booking them, and then Vinny's in charge of getting people to come out to see the shows. And so he'll go there and be like, holy shit, they're doing crowdwork almost the entire time for every

set that they have, because they are not ready to fill that time. Well, I mean, and I like Kiltoni. I like the, you know, I look at Kiltone. It's like, it's the new gong show. So, but that's, I'm dating myself with the reference, but,

you know, they're used to doing comedy in one minute and, you know, and Kill Tony, you got Tony, you got Red Band, three celebrity guests, a band. So you could be up there for 10, 15 minutes, it goes by pretty fast. But, you know, when you're at, say, the comedy zone in Jacksonville,

as you look behind you, there's a curtain. And that's a long time to be up there. And I feel bad for them because usually, like, if you play that club in Rochester, Jacksonville, usually the MC is a headliner. He's just, he doesn't have a name. So he hosts. And then the feature

act is probably another headliner who doesn't have the social media following or whatever. So you're following two headliners and you're used to doing one minute with Hinchcliffe helping you out. Yeah. Tony's not there. So it reminds me of Dad Fan one of the very first last comic standing. And so they're like, hey, we're going to go on tour with this. And Dad Fan had seven minutes at most. Sometimes, you know, do you get impressed up his mom in the Asian accent? And it was like, all right, well, I guess we got to have all the other comics fill the time. Yeah, I mean, and that seven minutes was really Bobby Lee's seven minutes.

Who's that? Zero. I mean, he beat Ralphie Mae, who Ralphie was a great, great comic. Yeah, that show wasn't great. They didn't really know

what they were doing on that show. It seems like, well, I remember my one's friend. He auditioned for it, and on the TV show, they showed him auditioning. I think the judge was Jasselnik

and I think one of the Wayans brothers. But my friend said, when he went in the room, there was no one in the room. So it was a fake how they shot it. And then they ended. intermix jasmine and wayans critiques and my buddy wasn't in the room so it was it was very much a pro wrestling style show yeah very reality television turns out to not be reality by the way this is

big news uh if you're following brendan shab and the homeless catch are excited to know that brennan shop's wife has announced you starting a podcast at least according to unique i believe he told me so we'll keep an eye out for that do you know brennan's wife at all of you matter He didn't really bring it around the comedy store Because I think There were maybe other contestants For his affection there So

Good point Yeah Have you been keeping up with her social media Like we all have I gotta be honest to you guys I'm not Okay She's a star in the making

Speaking of stars And speaking of the Me Too movement Chris DeLea I'm sure you perform with him Do you know Chris at all? I do We used to be friends but, you know, it's just

He was always, we were very good comedy friends. We never hung out outside the store, the improv. You know, I, you know, last time we spoke,

he swore of his innocence to me. And I'm just like, dude, they all can't be lying, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, there's, there's too much evidence.

If you've read the article, seen the documentary, there's obviously screenshots and phone recordings and what does he tell us does he say it's a conspiracy i mean this was a couple years ago so i don't he just claimed you know he was being set up and by who i mean i don't know the cabal i don't know watch out for those guys i mean it was just like is that an improv troupe are they local what they open up for kill tony comics on the road it's makes sense uh it's a quarter you know, I mean, it's tough.

Like his friends like me were like in a tough situation. Like I cut the cord. That's how I do it. And he was very public about feeling abandoned by people that did that. He was very vocal about it. I mean, I don't think he was talking about me, probably people who are. I think he was talking about you actually. I have a feeling your name came off a couple times.

No, he was. That's Skakel. That's son of the bitch. Yeah, it's just like I didn't know what to say to him. like, hey, Chris, how you doing? Like, you know, I know how he's doing. That's brutal. So, I mean, no one's really replaced him, though, in the L.A. scene.

There's not a big dog in the L.A. scene anymore. Well, I know he does theaters still. He's still tours. He's got dates all the time. Is he doing local spots? Or has he been shunned from that community? Well, he definitely was shunned at the comedy store. I mean, he was unofficially banned.

I knew it was bad when he messaged me one day saying, hey, how do I get back in? I'm like, oh, man, you fucked up if you're asking me for help. And I think he was getting spots at the improv, but then there was this girl by the name of Alice Hamilton, who's really funny comic, but she really took on that fight. And she would stand outside the improv with the sign saying,

hey, improv, book better rapist. Oh, Jesus. Like, she went hard. Like, I think. Wow. Yeah, I mean, she... Well, okay. I am critical of his comedy.

I'll be honest with you. Let me tell you where I stand on Christa Lear. I don't understand why he's a famous comic. I'm sure his acting ability is fine, and he's been in some TV shows and things. But he's not quick on his feet. He's got a podcast he does by himself called Congratulations. And this most recent episode he did, he starts riffing. He does this thing.

It's very just much, you know, just whatever's going on in his head. And he goes off on tangents and tries to come up with jokes along the way. And boy, does he not stick the landing on this one? He misses by a mile. Talbotts, dude. What, is that the women's clothes? The fucking, what is Talbotts, dude? Talbot sounds like a fucking children's show that was around in 1987.

Talbotts. on after he got trailed up there, Chris. He's going. Yeah. You set up for something. And they're just like, I don't know, whatever. It's just exhausted.

He doesn't care. I mean, here's all trying to explain how Delea is a famous comic. I think he's a lot like Kiss, where if you put on a Kiss record, you're not allowed by their music. You're like, oh, this is, they're just singing about getting late. But then when you see them live, like this. is the greatest band of all time. Like the explosions, the lasers. He's high energy.

I mean, they do everything they can to make you forget how shitty their music actually is. Right. Chris is high energy. Yes, there's a lot to look at these. He's moving around and running around the stage and everything like that. I mean, he sells it. I know. The thing that's not working for him is the podcast. He used to do hundreds of thousands of views a few years back.

Of course, he did have the issues. without the controversy, but he's kept some kind of fan base going. He still does theaters. And yet the views are going down and down and down. This recent episode has like, what are the 28,000 views on it or something like that? We used to do hundreds of thousands.

And he's had this moment of realization on the show. And I was so proud of him where he notices that what he's doing is nonsensical bullshit that's not entertaining for anyone. Some people would be like, Chris, you're not fucking talking about. anything, but I am. I am, I am, I am, I am streamlining what podcasts should be. I am being very specific, you stupid bitches. Because he never really talks, he gets anywhere. He starts a story and then just

trails off and then just kind of goes over here. And it never really lands on a joke or anything interesting. And so you can see in the back of his head, he's realizing that people like me are critical going like, what is this? This is not a podcast. You're just rambling for an hour with, with no plan. See, I think he should, he would benefit greatly from having a co-host. Yeah, and he does. He does a show with his brother called Lifeline.

And that's really bad. They give it advice to guys. I mean, I don't know if I would have it be an advice show. Probably not an advice show. Yeah, now's not the time for that. Yeah,

it's a different era. But I did, I did appreciate, like he recognized the fact that his show's going in the wrong direction. This is what podcast should be. And I fucking stand by it, dude. And our audience goes up and down and up and down and up and down, down and then down and down and down and up and down down. But dude, this is it, man.

Yeah. Every now and again, like, he can't help himself. The truth sneaks out and you hear the fact that he's just like, this isn't working anymore. The show is not where it used to be and it's going in the wrong direction. And he's still doing it. I mean, you know, you got to understand, like in L.A., he was the king. like there wasn't anyone like him since maybe Dane Cook. But Chris was likable.

Because no one knew about, you know, the stuff that was going on. Like he's friendly with everyone. It was like Moses coming into the comedy story. A real cult leader, yeah. That's true. Yeah. It was, you know, I've never seen anything like it in L.A. comedy. And, you know, just.

what happened happened and you know, he's, I don't think the laugh, I think the laugh factory might put him up, but they don't, they don't put his name in the marquee. Jesus. That's brutal. So, because I've seen him there. I can't have to tell that to people.

Come to my set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not going to see my name anywhere and they're not going to say it, but I'll be there. And before, his name would be on all four corners of the building. Like, it was. So I guess I didn't realize how canceled he actually was. I wonder like why he keeps doing this podcast. It gets very few views and he doesn't seem to be enjoying it as he explains.

And I realize a lot of people love this podcast because you tell me and you say don't stop the podcast. And I go, okay. But for fucking how long? How long do I have to do this? Whatever. Come see me live. That's a real moment. That's a real moment.

This man is trapped. He is stuck doing this podcast. It reminds me of what Bill Burr is going through. right now you see it with Bert Kreischer and, you know, even Brendan Schaub talking about the fighting in the kid, like we should get it down to one day a week, I don't know what we're doing anymore. These guys have to keep this thing going.

There is some audience there, there's income coming in, but he hates it. I think he despises having to do this podcast. Well, I mean, it was such a fall from grace. Like, I don't think I've ever seen anything like this

in comedy, but maybe in all, I mean, maybe Adam has or Chris, but like... Well, there was a time where a friend of mine who created a show was trying to get me this role and was explaining to me that the network wants Chris DeLea, and it's very hard to convince them not to. And by the way, he hadn't

auditioned, he hadn't expressed interest. They just wanted him. And I remember thinking, boy, that's a peek into what that guy's going through right now. Like, he just has networks offering him gigs that don't pay as much as the stand-up he's doing so he can not even respond. That has all dried up.

And he has gone out of his way to let everybody know that he feels no remorse. He's a victim. He's bitter about it. He's hostile to the community for abandoning him, and he's learned nothing. Yeah. There's literally a clip I played on Drew's show yesterday from his show where he tries to pretend he's not into pussy anymore.

Maybe I should have brought it for this, but it's very funny. He's like the new version of me, man. I just see like a cool car or I see a guy with shoes I like. That's what I'm into. You know, I used to be girls. Like, you don't just like stop liking girls because you get caught. It's all that words. All the lifelong addicts I know are like, I don't like alcohol anymore.

I am no longer an addict. That's me. Right. I mean, I have a hard time believing that. That's like me saying I don't like shitty 80s metal anymore. Like it's this. It doesn't go away. Right.

I mean, and he still probably gets, you know, some girls don't care. Are they young enough to not even know about his offstage situations? They just want to fuck a celebrity. Like, I'm sure. there's at least, you know, I was on the Rick Flair roast a couple of years ago. Now you think Rick Flair has five divorces, not necessarily allegations, but like, he doesn't have a great reputation. No, there were allegations on an airplane, but whatever.

I don't have to get into that, yeah. The helicopter. The helicopter on the airplane, yes. But, you know, not a great reputation with women. And I saw a line 20 deep of girls at the after party who would have done whatever. the nature boy wanted. So some people just don't care. OJ was getting late.

Oh, yeah. He dropped up people's heads. Right. And one of them was even fucking. I mean, I know. No, I know what you mean.

That's why I don't buy it for a second. I'm sure Chris is still getting plenty of pussy on the road. I'm sure that's why he was complaining about this gig in Sacramento. It's like, God, the audience in Sacramento, but he's still going there for some reason. So there must be some reason.

It'll be like Hollywood loves a redemption. story. But, you know, you see certain actors come back. You know, I'm sure Kevin Spacey will, all he needs is that one role where people just forget. And with DeLea, I don't know. You got to do something. He's literally doing dinner theater and shook and jive in and doing tap dancing in like the Middle East in supper clubs. Kevin Spacey right now. You can watch these clips. He's terrible at it. But he's trying to do something that says, humble somebody like Chris is just bitching and doing the worst of his act everywhere on these podcasts for people to see he's got to do something he's got to make some change so

that there's a story there well you guys here was eric rippin obviously that's the the winning ticket right there or i'm sure eric rick's a very nice guy i i know that patrick melton told me he's on shows him he's a very nice guy he stinks he is so unfunny i'm sorry i'm just going to say it for you i think he froze up he's pretending to have froze it up he doesn't have to address Eric Griffin right now. I think they're on the road with Artie Flesher next week. Probably. I was going to have Earl do his plugs if he ever comes back.

Whoever was texting him broke his Wi-Fi with all the text messages that were coming in. Oh, we're back. Sorry about that guy. Something was going on in the eye. I think the cabal was after me. I knew it. Earl, I just wanted to give you a chance to tell us about what you're up to. I mean, if you think DeLea's

views are low, go to my YouTube stream. Just YouTube and Instagram, Earl Skakel, and, you know, but I guess to finish my final thought, like, I don't know if DeLea can come back, you know, movies, TV shows, you know, and his dad is a huge producer.

He's a Nettpo baby, yeah. Well, you know, I'll give him this, you know, it's like when I talk about, the ultimate warrior, you know, a fan of his wrestling, not a fan of his political views. I will say, before the allegations, he was the hardest working comic I ever saw. I mean, he would be at open mics. Yeah.

So, but I just don't know what network would take a chance on him. It's just, I don't know. I don't. He'll have to go away, but if you're doing theaters, you're not really going away. And they're selling out, too. Yeah. No, he does very well when he's on the road. and also he sells tickets.

Yeah, people don't care. I mean, you know, look at, you know, Jeremy Piven sells out. He was basically me-toed out of Hollywood. Hey, I'll get into comedy. So, you know, I don't know. It's discouraging when you see. I don't know why people think, hey, I'm a failure at this business. Let me get into stand-up.

Well, they think it's like a personal appearance. They think it's like a convention, but I have a microphone. Everybody says I'm funny. They don't realize it's more than that. And since, like you said, they sell tickets, they'll take a chance. Well, Earl, if it makes it really better, they all think they could podcast, too. Yeah. So there's, I'm offended as well.

Yeah, you're looking at one of them. I mean, I think that Gilgo Beach Killer could sell out theaters. Right. Is he appearing? Is he? I'd go to that. Yeah. Hey, he's on Netflix.

He's got five episodes. All right, Earl. Thank you so much for hopping on and sharing your thoughts on this. I appreciate your perspective on things. Yeah, no, I appreciate you guys. I listen every day. And I have one request of producer Chris, you know, over your left shoulder, Chris, is a fat picture of me. Can you just put, I don't know.

Can you put Joe DeRosa's face on that body? Is that better? Put stuttering John's face on there. Anyone, like I can't look at myself. It looks like Joe de Rosa. Are we sure that's not him? A lot of people call Joderos a monoloid version of me.

Right. Or I'm a monolid version of him. No, no, no, no, no, I love you guys. Thanks, Earl. Good to talk to you, buddy. We'll have Earl back on the show again. That's great. I love his perspective on the things.

And the fact that we were talking about the Golden Hour and Brendan was waxing poetic about how much fun they were having in the LA comedy series. He's just like, oh, I want to weigh out of this. So, all right, let's get into Stuttering John and this door. Dash saga. All right. So what happened was Vince the lawyer got a guy on DoorDash to go to John's house to deliver a

22 ounce can of Heineken beer and convince the guy to really stay with it. Even though John's got signs to say, I don't want to deliveries. He only works it in Spanish for some reason because I think he's racist. and he now has the nest cam where he can yell at them through his phone to go away. This guy was not going anywhere because VTL convinced him, no, this is a good bit.

Stick with it. And we played that clip on WTP recently where John actually went outside and confronted him and said he was going to hit him. He didn't leave. He got violent. Threatened him with his toenails. Threatened with his giant toenails

that he couldn't cut because it was broken left wrist. So, Miss Judy, friend of the show, Joe decided to have the DoorDash driver on her show. Wow. And John did not like this one bit. He was pretty upset about it. I discovered that guy.

Yeah. It's like who's the guy he claims he discovered Fred, or Fred, no, Jeff the drunk. It's like this Jeff the drug, this DoorDash driver. And Hypo Jerich and Eric the Midget. That's true. Yes. Because he's discovered them all. So this is John addressing what Miss Judy did.

Oh. I see that Miss Judy The Miss Paul, we don't miss Judy Decided to have The Door Harasser On her show

So in other words, Miss Judy It's okay When you go Batchit crazy When Vince orders you a delivery To your house As I can recall Maybe Dick

could give me the tape or or Vegas beer sells Jerry as I recall Miss Judy you weren't very happy about it you were very angry about it I gotta be honest John's right about this

I didn't I mean I got the DoorDass driver's number from Vince the lawyer too I didn't get in touch with them or anything like that I'm not celebrating fucking people in real life that's what Vince brings to the dabble verse that's the bad part of the dabble verse

that leads to all sorts of horrific things lawsuits. And so Miss Judy, when she had the door dashers come to her place, and she was so upset about these people and, oh, my gosh, you're not getting paid for this time. And I don't have money for them. And she wanted to give them money. And she said, how could you waste someone's time like this? And then it happens to John.

She's like, oh, let me exploit this person and get him on the show. No, I didn't see the interview. So I don't know what was said. Well, I do know that when Judy was upset about it. the stuff being delivered to her house, she was upset at Vince, and she took her anger and emotion out at Vince, the person who did it and made sure she was upset

because now she had to make sure that driver got taken care of. That's what she was freaking out about. Very different to what John is upset about. That's true. And who John's upset about it. He doesn't blame Vince. He blames the corporation DoorDash

and whoever this driver is. That's true, but Vince is the reason why this happened to John. Yes, of course. And he doesn't blame Vince. He won't touch it. No, I know. I just said. So essentially, Miss Judy,

you are a fucking hypocrite. You hated when you got the deli. You were all pissed off. You were yelling and screaming, and you hated it. But yet, when you have the opportunity to have this asshole

that wouldn't leave my porch, you have them on and reward them for their bad behavior. Goff. You're a hypocrite. And you know you are. You actually have that ass all on. The guy who's lucky didn't get his ass kicked.

Okay. A guy, John, tough guy John threatening that he's going to beat this guy's ass. I bet Judy tip the guy what John didn't. Right. Judy probably threw him a few bucks to be on. So this is more complaining. Now, remember, This is almost a week after this happened.

John's still complaining about this door dash driver who was persistent in delivering the Heineken to him. He cannot get over it. And this is why the behavior, and Will, I'm only using you as an example. All right. So he's also met at Will Herron. Will Heron wrote an article about this. Of all of these idiots in the Dabbleverse. Because they don't punish the person who's wasting the food.

They don't punish the person who is taking money out of that door dasher or UberEach driver's pocket when I have to say I didn't order it. No, no, no. Will doesn't punish them Miss Judy doesn't punish them they punish me John doesn't realize he creates all of these problems for himself

and he never will He's been explained to him Will Heron had a phone call with John where he said to John it's because you're not handling it well you going out and filming yourself threatening this guy with violence and then playing it on your show

is why this is going to continue to happen This is what they're trying to get a reaction out of you And you fall for it. He called 911. We're going to play the audio from that momentarily. This is why this happens to John because of the way he reacts to this. Remember when he was talking about us playing clips of his show is the same as like someone coming into your garage and stealing your car? No, it's not.

And also a guy trying to give you a free Heineken. Is that the worst thing that could happen to you? I actually had my R-500 R-O system stolen from my house. And John laughed about it. I'd say that's way worse than a guy on my porch trying to give you a beer that I didn't pay for. And I handled it fine. It happens. Whatever.

What are you going to do? But also, it wasn't someone fucking when you tried to get a reaction out of me. I don't think. That's possible, I guess. That is the long game. I think about it. It could have been. Yeah.

So this is, you know, John just not understanding why this stuff keeps happening to him. Why he's always the victim. and no one understands them. We do understand you. You're a fucking idiot. And you bring this all on yourself. One more clip before we get into the 911 calls. With deliveries, wasting food, wasting the delivery person's time, taking money out of their pockets.

But Will doesn't care about any of that. Will only cares about how I react. So again, everything is washed away. What they do doesn't get the punishment. My reaction, however, gets the punishment. Right, Corey Feldman? Whoa! Where do that come from?

And you, Tina, yothers. But no, but there was a moment of self-awareness there. It's like, yeah, yeah, Cory Feldman also thinks that everyone's after them and the wolf pack, and they're trying to murder him and stuff, it's because he reacts the way that he does. People keep fucking with him.

And I'm not to say it's a good thing. I don't want people to fuck with Cory Feldman in real life. But if Jim and them want to play his rehearsal footage. Since they are. No. But it's just the fact that John threw Corey Feldman's name out there, I'm like, okay, why can't you apply that to yourself? There's like the Pat Tomlinson thing with Ava all over again.

Yes. And in the scenario, you're Corey Feldman. Don't you get the analogy? I was not in the goonies. You guys both couldn't wait to get there. I have 15 number one movies. Yeah, right. So just incredible.

All right. He was also reacting to it while he was explaining that the reaction is what people want. And that reaction was getting louder and louder and more sweaty and gross. He's getting himself all worked up. Yep. So stupid. All right. So here it is.

Here is the audio from John's 911 call on this door dasher. Tell me if you can hear this. Not a moment with your emergency. Yeah, I have a guy who trespass my property. He refused to leave. He's leaving now. I have his license plate. And he kept knocking on my door.

He's driving away now. He did not leave. All right. He's in an Audi. Now he's going fast down the block. And now he's going to leave. So I can't. get his driver's, and now I can't get his license plate because he's driving backwards.

He wouldn't leave my door and he kept on banging. I kept telling him to leave and he would go get off my porch. Has he been trespassed? Yes. Has he been trespassed? The dispatcher asks. The answer is no. It's not like this is a stalker that's coming back on John's property again.

But John doesn't know what the fuck he's doing right here. Without, get off my porch. Has he been trespassed? Yes, he trespass. I have signs up to, but now he left. He doesn't even trespass. Yes, he trespass. I even have sides down.

So I don't want to listen. This is very common on the cop cam stuff. Yeah, these people don't understand what's going on. He also doesn't understand that the, I'm sorry, the dispatcher immediately knows, oh, you're wasting my time. Is this an emergency? Yes, they're on my, and they're gone. Right.

Hang up the phone. You're done. They're driving away quickly. Right. Everything after this is just, you. wanting to talk to someone. Exactly. Yep. He's up to, but now he left.

So don't worry about it. So don't worry about it. You called me, sir. So what are you up to? I'm sorry, am I wasting your tie? Are you wasting my? Now, I got this lady on the phone who won't leave me alone. I want to report her. Stop calling me, lady. But if he comes back, he comes back, what do you suggest?

Give us a call back and listen to an officer for you. What do you suggest? What do you suggest if he comes back? Order a Sierra Nevada. Yeah. Do you like Heineken? Can you stomach it? Can he give it to a friend who comes over?

Pour some vodka on top. Yeah. Pour a little vodka on it. That's good. Now I got another person at my house. No. No. Do not cover my property.

Okay, listen. Officer, these people are harassing me. I'm a celebrity. They do it all the time. I got enough of it. Now I got another person. Leave. What is the address?

Leave. No. Leave. What is the address? Shoot. Now there's a bug on me. God damn it. But it rains and poins over here.

I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here. There's a silver fish in my basement. Yeah, right. How did that get there? You tell me. What would you do? These people.

constantly are harassing me. This person sent me a pizza. Here she comes now. I did not order anything. Go. I didn't order anything. No. No. No. Listen to how he's dealing

with this delivery driver. He's just trying to bring him some Papa John's pizza and a two-liter Pepsi. That's all they want to do. He sounds like an old, old man who's scared and doesn't know what's happening. That's the only reason you would justify calling the cops over somebody delivering a pizza.

Yeah. And he's like, it's happening again. Holy shit. You won't believe this. No, no, get out of it. They're like, I'm sorry. What are they doing to you right now? They're trying to give me two pieces of pizza

and that really good garlic sauce that goes out of the size that you can dip in it. That's all I can think of up right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's all crispy. And they broke into my house and they pissed in all these bottles everywhere. I don't remember doing it. So how else could have happened? No.

I didn't. not order anything. Do you see what I'm saying, officer? Are you able to go back inside? Yeah, I can now, but do you see now that's two people within ten minutes now? That's hilarious. First off, he's not talking to a police officer. It's a dispatcher.

You see that officer? And she's like, are you able to go back inside? Would that stop all this harassment that's happening in your front yard right now if you just closed the door? He said, I am now as if he couldn't before. Right. Well, now I will. Two delivery people within 10 minutes of each other.

Yeah. Imagine that. I had UPS and FedEx at the same day once. I was on the phone with 911 nonstop. Did you order stuff about it on? Yes, of course I did. Coming to my house and banging on my door. Okay, was it a female I just showed up?

That was a female. The other guy was a male who would not leave. I opened a door. I told him to leave. He wouldn't leave. I have a sign that says, I did not order anything. He would not leave,

and they are going to continue doing this all day to day now. What did he drive away in? He drove away in a black Audi. But I'm just telling you, I know, Officer Lamana, I know Officer Cune. Oh, boy. Do you know them? It's coming.

Have you heard these yet? No. Okay. But you know that when the audio dropped me, he was talking about that sign, he was actually pointing at the side. Yeah. He forgot what was happening.

So he's already said he's a celebrity. Uh-huh. Now he's already throwing out the names of police officers that he knows. He's like, do you know Officer Kuhn? It's like, what does that matter? I can't believe he hasn't said Stern or Leno yet. Right. Well, he will.

Don't worry. Spoiler. I know, Officer Kuhn. They're well aware that I get harassed by these people all the time. Well, then call them. Where's the feet of a lot now? She's just waiting in front of my house. What vehicle is she?

In the red. She's just like a door dasher. But she's not leaving either. I mean, this just continues, officer. I don't know what else to tell you. But the guy in the Audi is gone. I have a sign. Part of my door, do not disturb.

I not order anything. No petty not. It's a spanish for go away. Do you think that's true? Who knows? No petty nada? No petty nada? We know nada means no.

Yeah. But what the hell is the rest of that? Yeah, I don't think that means go away or whatever the fuck you just said. Go away. What vehicle is the female in? She is in, let's see. A red car truck OCD. Yeah, she's pulling away.

A Tuscan. A Tuscan? And she's not leaving either. See what I'm saying? Like they don't leave. Like they just... He meets a Tucson. A Tuscan.

A Tuscan Raider from Star Wars. We're trying to pin it all on the Black Audi. So can we go back to that? Yeah. I look this dispatcher's just like, you know, whatever. All right. So what kind of car is that door daster driving? Yeah.

Who cares? Oh, you can go inside. The basics. Yeah. And this one even has the power. Papa John's sign on the side. I think it must be a magnet or something. Probably can pull it off where they're not working.

Yeah. Right. Delivery person. Right. They don't respect if I say she's in a red Tucson. Tucson. He's not leaving either. She's staying in front of my house.

The last guy was in a black Audi. And, you know, and he left. But he kept knocking. He wouldn't stop knocking. That must have been scary for you I mean I think Edgar Ellen Poe fucking

Paul mom a sudden And my house was not a rocket Yeah What did the Raven do, John? I mean I'm not that I could do Officer, is there? You can ask

I'm not an officer I'm just dispatched But you can ask off For the last time Yeah Jesus Christ Could you imagine If an officer's wasting

Their time with this horse shit You idiots You get paid 13 bucks An hour for this Yeah At this point, I wouldn't bother. I think they're gone. But it was an emergency because the guy wouldn't leave.

Right. How funny is that? Do you want us to send an officer? Well, no, I guess the trouble's over. I guess the danger is ended. But it wasn't an emergency. You agree with me, right? I wasn't danger for a minute there.

So where you're from? Yes, you were. Pat has had, yeah, no, you were in a lot of danger. Thanks for calling. What are you doing after this? And this woman's not leaving. She's looking at a photo. She's finding where the addresses to the next delivery.

Okay, now I guess she's going to go deliver some more stuff. Looks like she's doing her job. It's such an idiot. There's a stop sign in front of my house, so they might just be. They might just be. It is a four-way stop. Go ahead. Oh, my gosh.

Go ahead. E-Rock. John needs a rape whistle. That's a great idea. Oh, my God. When a delivery person shows up with some of the he didn't order, just blow that right in their faces. Get the neighbors involved. Right.

Like, he wouldn't. Go ahead. You don't want any officers now? No, but, you know, I mean, like, could I ask you, like, what am I supposed to do? Because I don't want to get any, I don't want any legal problems. But what am I supposed to do if I ask the guy to lead and he will not leave? Do I have every right to remove him physically? Wow.

So John's been gaslit into thinking that a stained your ground state means that if a guy is, like, try to give you a heidekin. get the shotgun out, take care of that problem. He's like, no, he's not posing a threat to you. You can't physically harm them, you idiot. And he's just like, I want you to go on record right now and say I can punch the next guy who shows up. I think that's all this is. I think you're exactly right.

I think it's why he's all that good. Yep. He wants to kill someone. Over Hyniken. Over Heineken. It's skunkie. Because that'll teach the shitware. Yeah, right.

And guys, we've talked about this before. performative John can get very boring. He thinks he's putting on a show for us. This is the most fascinating version of John. When he's not putting on a show, this is literally how he thinks. This is his real mindset. This is what he's talking to a dispatcher on 911 about,

whether or not he can punch the next person who shows up with pizza at his house. That's how he sounded on the phone with me when he was trying to figure out how to not rewind YouTube. That's the voice. That's the kind of bland but full of emotion and just helplessness that he has.

That sucks all the energy out real fast. He's very confused. Like, what do I do? What would you do in my situation? I'm a celebrity and these people show up and trying to give me gifts. He's already had this conversation in his head and he's waiting for you to say the right things that you never do. So he never knows how to handle it. He wants permission to kill someone if they come to his door.

He thinks this is setting up a precedent legally. He thinks this is like... This is the legal precedent he needs. Your Honor. By the way, we have a PO box. You can find it at Who Are These.com. You can find the address. And I fucking hate when you guys send me gifts.

My wife has to go pick it up from the store. She has to drive down there and get it. It's very irritating for everyone involved. She slipped and fell. So please do not send me cool shit. This man does not represent me. Do I have any right to remove them physically? I wouldn't know for sure about that.

I can have an off. Can I write off? So she goes, I mean, do you want me to ask a cop for you? I'm not going to give you permission to beat someone up. I can't do that. I heard a heavy sigh. Yeah, it's just a good.

That's not what this is for. Again, I'm not an officer. I have not studied the law in any way. I wouldn't know for sure about that. I can have an officer call you, though. And he'll be. Yeah, please have an officer for me because this isn't going to go on now for a while. Because now they think that you just knock on my door and I won't do anything, you know,

because I don't want to get arrested. I never have them. So, I mean, you know, if you could, yeah, just have an officer call me. You know, you know, Philip Lamona? I've heard of him. Oh, yeah, he's my friend. Okay.

You know, I was on the Howard Stern show. So he throws out the police officer's name again, and then immediately he's like, you sound hot. You know how it's on the Howard Stern show? Are you a fan? He's heard of him. Oh, yeah, he's my friend. friend.

You know, I was on the Howard Stern Show, and I show with Jay Leno, and, you know, I've been in entertainment all my life. And every time I stream, meeting to do a podcast, they send people to my house to harass me. This is an occurrence that happens nonstop. Okay.

What is your name? All right. I'll have an office to call you and confirm blocked a restricted phone number. Yeah, thank you so much. And I'm sorry to bawdy. This is just like the guy wouldn't leave. Right, of course.

You did the right thing. All right, thanks. You're a good boy. He needed that reassurance, too. Yeah. So you heard what she said. You're going to get a call from a police officer. It will be a restricted number.

This restricted number calls John multiple times. John doesn't answer. No. He's afraid of restricted numbers. So he never answers. So the next day, he calls back to 911 again. This is the second phone call to 9-1-1. It's unbelievable.

Okay, Carl Public Safety, this is Kathleen. Hi, Kathleen. I called yesterday. I had a guy, a Door-Dasher, come to my door. I told him I didn't order anything, and I asked him to leave. He refused. I have it all on video. I call DoorDash.

I have the person's phone number who egged the guy on to trespass. and not leave. I have the video, I have his car make, DoorDash sent the file a police report, then you guys will be able to find out who the perpetrator was. Holy shit, this is where we've gotten in John's life. I mean, when you talk about old man who is just bothered by everything,

he's calling DoorDash. DoorDash is like, I don't know, is there a police report? Does this person actually harassed you? He was like, I'll get a police report. All right, cool, man. Come back when you. got a police report.

I need a police report. Pronto. Or he could just stop being friends with Vince. Yeah. Or he can just ignore the door. It's fine. He was going on about how you and I aren't tough guys. I know.

I know. This is insane. Or you know what else he could do is he can just walk up and have his ID near the door? Because that's the thing that bothers him so much. Then I got to scramble and find my wallet and my ID. My ID's in my pocket right now. Why wouldn't it be? Oh.

What a big. Man, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just saying, like, you could literally just have your idea on you, John. And then when someone sends you beer, you just get up and grab it. Yep. And then it's all over. And then they stopped doing it. I've had people send things to my house, and you've never heard me talk about it.

He's broke and eating frozen 7-Eleven pizza and squishies. Take the beer and be grateful. It's literally what you want. Yes. I mean, you're sitting there like a cartoon going, I wish somebody to give me a free beer right now. Ding dong. I hate you. I'm going to kill you.

I'm calling the cops. Like, what is going on with this guy? Any attempt to help him in any way results in the opposite. He's also offended by Hineken, but chugs bush lights all nights. Did you realize you're a man of refined taste, Jeff? Well, it gets some better for you. Well, sometimes I put a little vodka on top. Yes, we get to some old English, Montlaker next time.

Sorry. Did you call yesterday about it as well or no? Well, last night while I was going on, while the guy wouldn't leave. Okay, so did police come out yesterday as well? No, they were going to call me back, but I don't know what to, but it came from an unknown quarre, and I didn't, I didn't, you know, I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know it's, I get a lot of trolls calling me, I didn't know. They literally said it's going to be a restricted number. Yeah. And so he never answered the phone.

I didn't see a picture of a cop pop-up. Cop a troll. You have to answer. The fact that cops are putting in protective measures to protect themselves makes no sense to him. He's the only one. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm friends with, you know, I'm friends with the kid call police. I'm, you know, I don't know if, you know, um, Philip Lamana and John Cune, you know, they knew who I am.

You know, I'm like, you want an officer to come out to you then? Yeah, I got a fellow reporter. I want to film the video. Okay. What's your address? oh, I'm sorry, 17. I'll stop by there. Yeah, so he literally needed an officer to come out to file a police report in order to let DoorDash know that he was harassed by this DoorDasher in order to get VTL in trouble by someone?

Nope. He puts all the effort in the wrong places. Right. What is he going to happen? Vince is going to get his come up, Vince. Who's going to be involved in this? Does DoorDash have a... security force that deals with this sort of thing?

Yeah. They have their law enforcement over there? Unbelievable. Every inconvenience in his life has been concretized into one thing. And it's all this one enemy. And every time he has to get up off the couch, it's like, oh, these enemies are making me do this. He's going to kill someone.

Yeah. Yeah. He will kill someone. And he'll be justified. He'll feel justified. And he'll act like he, that's his only choice. What would you have done, Adam? Yeah.

It's like the end of the movie Carrie, though. Then Vince pops up again right at the end because he's still around. By the way, thanks to Vince for sending me those 911 calls as well as the police reports. You said it. No one I don't think that Vince sends me, but this one was... But we don't encourage this. We don't encourage his behavior. But the way John reacts to ship, you know who else he called was Miss Judy after this occurred?

This is Miss Judy on her show today with VTL playing John's voicemail. You listen to record seven. Oh, my God. This is great. It was weird when I heard it. I was like, why is he calling me? This is so bizarre. Because the last time he called me was when he was very friendly and happy because I had helped to get him that hotel room.

But then he threw a tantrum when, why did he get mad? He got mad because you had shared text with Rocco or something. So that's the type of message John leaves for you. I've gotten these voicemails and text messages. Call me. You're my only help. But he's like all of a sudden he calls Miss Judy. They don't have a relationship out of nowhere.

Just goes, give me a call back. I need to talk to you. You'll know why. It's very important. She's just like, what am I your mom? What are I talking about? Why would I give a fuck? What do I call you back on this?

Everybody's an employee of his that is in big trouble. Right. Yes. Everyone has to do whatever John tells them to do immediately. And how unaffected she was the last time he was upset. She's like, ah, he was upset about it. Who can remember these things? Right.

I don't know why. Something dumb thing. He threw a tantrum. That's a good word for it. That is a perfect word for it. She told him flat out to his face. If you don't like this stuff, don't hang out with Vince. It sounds to me like your friends.

That's what she said. All right. So that's the DoorDash incident. one of the reason why John has to leave the dabbled verse. It's too toxic. You can't handle it at all. And John is leaving the dabbled verse. But don't worry.

He's going to be fine. And I do have another job that's lined up, something that I know I will enjoy, and I'll sail into the sunset. And, yeah, I'll still be doing stand-up, and I will still be doing conventions and maybe a little acting. down the road. Maybe a little acting. Yeah, that's what people are looking for. That's also how you get it done. Yep.

Let's put it out there into the world. It'll happen. And I am going to get my book, my hardcover. I'm going to have it in a paperback. And that'll be out soon. And that's about it. Let's go.

Are you fucking kidding me? His plan is conventions, stand up, selling his book and maybe a little acting, this guy has no plan. I have a job that I'm really excited about. That's going to be great. Nothing I can talk about on that front.

If you need a... If you need a Dorsher's shot, I'm a gun for hire. So John's got this plan. He's leaving the Dabbleverse. Of course, April 30th, Thursday is the five-hour-long extravaganza. And he's promoting that show on his show. show last night and letting us know how awesome it's going to be. It's going to be an epic show on Thursday.

I've been lining up the guests. Ooh. Any guests? Guess. Any guesses as to who the guests might be, Adam? Richard Roper. $2.00 Dan. Okay.

Yeah. Maybe. What's the political guy? Not the Colonel. Richard O'Jetta or Brian Karam. Karam will be there, definitely. Uh-huh, okay. Modi wasn't available, but he responded.

Okay. He responded. Okay. He said he couldn't make it. Let's find out. Ava, maybe. Let's make a return. Let's find out what we got.

This is exciting. Last show ever. Oh, guy, so thirsty. We have, um, I believe Clay Dabbler. All right. Excellent. Clay was great last time.

Dan from nice podcast, Stupid. Boom. Hopefully. Abba. Let's go. Hopefully, Abba. Abba's not even a guarantee on your last show ever. Right.

Obviously got it back to me yet, but I'm hoping Avvo, come on. So so far it's Clay, Corky, Aba. These are not surprising guests. These are the regulars. But maybe he's got some other exciting ones. Well, Heron. Nice. Well, come on.

Excellent. Bid adieu. And maybe even. some surprises. Maybe dirty deeds. Whoa. Biggs Bers sells Jerry will Dirty deeds and Vegas beer sells Jerry.

Maybe. Maybe. Now I'm paying attention. Hold on. This is exciting. Maybe dirty deeds. Vegas beer sells Jerry will make an appearance to talk about his problem with the Listen to this.

Now, if I, maybe I'm remembering this wrong. There's a lot going out of the dabble first right now. But there was someone who came out and docks. It was Chad Zumach, but someone gave the information to Chad Zumach. Docs to Vegas beer sales Jerry and talked about how he owned this liquor store. And there were these prostitutes who were regulars in the parking lot. And so Vegas beer sales Jerry was filming what the Johns were doing and then sending that to the John's wives to bust them for being with prostitutes in order to get back at them for doing this in the parking lot of his liquor store.

That was the story. And John, this is where I'm, I don't know if I'm right about this or not. John was all offended that he would dox Vegas beer sales Jerry. He's such a great guy. How could you do this to the guy? And now listen to what he says about it. Prostitutes in his parking lot, which is really kind of a funny story if you think about it.

You know, can you picture Vegas beer sales Jerry? calling the wives or the husbands. The fuck is he laughing about? Jerry guy sounds like a fucking nark and a tattle tail. I don't understand why that's hilarious to them. All of a sudden, this is a funny anecdote that we're talking about. I guess Vegas beer sells Jerry is over it. Because it's fine that people know this now.

All right. So that was the beginning of a show last night. He's like Thursday, big show. We're going to have all these guests. It's going to be so exciting. And then at the end of his show last night, he pulls the old switcheroo on us. All right. Well, it is true.

This is my last show. So I do want to wish you all well. And what can I say? I want to thank my guest today. Nobody. And I want to thank all you generous super. Chalmers. Go! Why would it be his last show? I thought they had two more shows. And I'll see you somewhere.

Maybe doing stand-up, you know, or at a convention or something. And, yeah, I didn't, you know. Yeah. I tried to say it was going to be on Thursday. but I knew that by doing that

would cause a whole bunch of nonsense so drunk and this fucking this fucking guy is playing 5D chess over here he's been geared up for this Thursday shelf they're just like yeah but Vince the lawyer's probably got a whole fucking army of door dashers ready to go

to infiltrate his homestead and trespass and they don't get a fuck about signs, you know? They're just going to be in there delivering all sorts of food products and alcohol. When I said the Thursday lineup out loud, it sounded ridiculous. I think I should just call it quick.

That was the other I was thinking. It's like, I can just picture Clay Dammit and just be like, oh, mate. He's like Alexana for one more time with John on the show. John was like, fuck you, Clay. Like, what? So this is hilarious because yet again, John proves that he has no problem lying to us at all times.

I'm having a big show on Thursday, and then fast forward to that hour and 40 minutes later. Guys, there is no show on Thursday. Fuck you. You dumb fucks. You don't fucks. You believe me? This is why people think you're a liar because John Cleans, this is his last show. And he's on right now with Corky.

So he was a lie, he lied and lied. He bucks. Dessert Island, Frozen Pizza, Screamed a Red Baron. Red Baron. Dessert Island. Desert Island? That sounds good. Better than Epstein.

Can you put a cherry on top of my frozen pizza, please? Dessert Island would. Drunking this, thanks to five bucks. Dessert Island frozen pizza, Screamer, Sicilian, or Red Baron. Wow. Red Baron. I don't think I've ever had Screams of Sissillian.

So anyway, yeah, so listen. Thank you for supporting me. No problem, John. Over 800 people in the room. Yep, you are welcome. I appreciate it. Yep, no problem.

Not to mention all the money that you've made because we've covered you. No, I'm no problem, John. You don't even say thank you. Forget about it. Take care, buddy. Yeah, no worries at all. I'll see you. Later.

Okay. Skull! All right, one final skull, guys, is exciting. Goodbye. The last ever broadcast from John Mulan is you're watching it right now, right here. see how he wraps this up. Oh, God. All right, everybody is stuttering

not insane. Good gear yet. I never get it again. I lied. He's alive right now. He'll be back. Hear me out about this for his post career. We all know that he's been working hard on a new album.

He's probably about done right now. He said he didn't want to do it under the Stuttering John name. So he's not mentioning that. So we don't. expect it. So when it comes out, the ghost album that he's been working on, he'll be able to have his music be accepted not by the dabblers. And he'll go on and have a bunch of hits. You know, Adam Carolla did the same thing where he wasn't getting into Sundance and people weren't taking his documentaries very seriously because he has right-leaning political views. And so he just decided like, I'll just put out a movie under a completely different name. And it turns out his movies aren't very good. Not the point. I think with Suttering John, it's going to work. No, I'm going to see Chris Gaines. Oh, no, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Just change your name, and we'll just see you for the raw talent that you are, rather than the bumbling drunk that we've come to know on here.

Wow, what a show. Yeah. What a Suttering John Heavy show it was today. It's now time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? Is it gay featuring Review Girl Megan?

How's it going, Megan? Pretty good. How are you guys? We're doing great. I know you got a little bit of a heart out, so we'll move things along. Happy birthday to Mr. Megan. Yes, happy birthday to him. Always good hanging out with him in Vegas at Hackamania. And, of course, a review girl, Annie is here with us as well.

What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Glad to be back. Hello. Glad to have you. All right. So this is the game Megan puts together for us each week called Is It Gay, featuring Aaron Imholt from Steel Toll.

Aaron's been talking about me a lot this week. We didn't do it this little piggy. He feels left out. That'll do it. Yeah, he's very obsessed. He needs his fix, yeah. Yeah, we didn't give me any attention this week. Don't worry, Aaron, we're still playing.

Is it gay? This is the game where we watch Aaron try to come up with something funny to say or witty or interesting. And the only thing you can never come up with is gay and weird. That's what we're seeing lately. So we'll play a little setup here. And then we'll find out. Megan will ask us if whatever he's talking about, is gay or not.

This is round one. The first five rounds are each worth one point. We have a final round worth three. And I'll go grab the beer in 50. We could have gotten back to perfect for the week. But you know what? What are we at now? 130 for the week.

That's a lot better than I thought we'd be doing. Thank you guys so much. I grabbed a Kona Light Blonde ale. Is Kona Light blonde ale gay? Adam. gay. Carl. It has to be gay.

Chris. Not gay. Annie. It's gay. That's some gay shit right there. Of course it is. Aaron, that's all you got. Yeah, Aaron did a drinking stream in order to make money the other day where he shot gunned a beer.

He held it up. I've never shot gunned a beer before, but I've never seen somebody hold it up before. Yeah? instead of on the side. Yeah, I mean, he seems like a cool frat guy. He probably knows what he's doing. So he just started confessing everything. Dude, he got so drunk, but he'll do anything for money.

It's really pathetic. But he's not an alcoholic? Oh, I see how it is. Okay. If you ask Moody and Melton, they'll both tell you that he is. I don't think he is. But, all right, round two. The show has been better lately, and I've been more on task,

because the show looks more professional and sounds more professional. also to people who are just coming in, it makes me look incredibly tacky and it makes the show look more beggie when you're putting that in there. So I understand, and I agree with you 100%. I'm just saying it made the show worse. It, you know, and look, I appreciate everybody who contributes.

I also feel like there's a little bit of shame in it for others. Was the scroll that showed Steeletoe's biggest weekly donors gay any uh no no they're pretty cool uh but what is gay is the fact that they're green screening out johnny's background now and they're superimposing steel toes background on to johnny's background but if you look closely it's completely fucked yes that wind up we're trying to make it look at the same room at least they tried yeah i respect it i guess yeah what about you chris what were we talking about yeah the scroll Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the donors. Gay. They don't have it anymore. Gay. All right. Carl. Oh, I am certainly going, uh,

not gay on this. Whenever it comes to people giving him money, he'll never say that it's gay. Also, I just want to point out, sorry, I know I'm screw up the flow of the show. But Aaron does this thing where he talks about the show is better a lot. You can't just say that your show is better all the time because that means it's worse.

Sometimes. And never do it here and go like, we've put out some dog shit programming lately, but don't worry. It's going to get better. It's called manifestation. Fair enough. Adam. I'll say gay just because he said the word shame,

and I think they're closely related to him. Okay. Here we go. If you're not in that top four or five or whatever, you don't deserve to be noticed, and you do deserve to be noticed. For every dime that anyone throws into this program. I knew it.

I fucking knew it. It's like, listen, anyone gives me 50 fucking sets. I'm never going to call them gay. They're the coolest people I deserve. Straight dudes give steel tow money. That's true. How nice of him. The coolest chads give money to steel toe.

All right, round three. So I take drinks and I go, but it still was really bothering me. So I went back in and I ordered a mint majesty tea with two ponies. Now you can just confess to the cops that you're queer. Congratulations. This is really going well for you. Not only are you confirming the story that the barista told the cops, but now you're telling them you got a majestic tea and that you're a fancy pants. Good job, dude.

And I said, can I have this for Charlie? And they were very upset and very the guy you didn't really want to make it. Is it gay to order Charlie Kirk's Mint Majesty Tea with two honeies from Starbucks? Adam. No, that's what America's all about. What part of that wasn't gay? That might be three or four gay. Charlie Kirk was involved in that.

I don't want to hear you say anything bad. I'm going gay. I'm going gay on this one. Unbelievable. Yep. Chris. Not gay. Annie?

I think it's gay. All right. All you did was cheap in a country today. We are split on this one. They finally, I stand there for... Oh, he ordered the drink because it was Charlie Kirk's drink. Oh, what a gay. Yes.

I want Charlie's drink. How old are you, dude? You understand that. The right is split right now. you're not picking up and what's going out here. I don't know what to believe. I know. Read the gay tea leaves. All right. Well, I'm perfect so far. I don't know what else is going on, but this is round

four of Is It Gay? To the Midwest. There's a lot of Midwest news happening. Of course, this fucking news channel that I'm on won't let you run an ad blocker. And then you turn off your ad blocker on one of these sites that wants ads to run. Hold on one second. giant sneeze. It just, I mean, the website becomes unnavigable. I mean, it's just

shit. It's just absolute garbage. They load it up with ads. They make it unusable. And then they go, well, we wonder why our revenue is down. It must be these people using ad blockers. Are ad blockers gay? Annie? No, they're not.

They're necessary. Chris. Not gay. Carl. Ad blockers are not gay. Adam. Not gay. All right.

We're all in agreement on this one. No, it's because you're so fucking greedy. You load it down with such commercial shit that it makes your site unusable. So then we use an ad blocker to get around it. And then you go, well, we're not going to let you watch our content then. It's like, okay. So either your site is unusable because you're greedy. All right.

It's had enough. Greedy, yeah. Okay. Very good. We're getting up to round five. What are the scores right now, producer, correct? So far, you and Annie are crushing it with four apiece. All right.

Come on, Annie. I didn't realize Annie was copying my work. I didn't see her cheating off my paper, but now I'm going to put my arm over it a little bit. Round five. Bozumach says you have been a good sport. Dude, I'm a good sport about everything. Like, unless you take it to real life and stalk shit and, like, do shit that's, like, clearly stuff where you're like, okay, I either have to fuck this person up or I have to, you know, take. civilized action.

Like, if you just make fun of my show and shit like that, there's a reason I don't strike or do anything to Tuki or Carl or any of those. They're just talking shit. That's all. I mean, Carl does seem to be falling apart lately in that Carl is more emotional about it. No, boy. I didn't even hear this.

I don't know. It's Carl guys. Sounds like a real loser. Is it gay that Carl gets emotional about the toe? Adam. It's not my fault He comes into the chat as Lady Kay What am I supposed to say?

Who he is? It's what he wants to be. Yes, of course he's gay. Carl. Yeah, it's probably gay. Chris. He wants to call Carl Gay. Yeah.

Annie. Yeah, it's gay. All right. Here we go. It's registering on an emotional level, which I think is gay in lanes. Well, think I was late. In lame, too.

Not just gay. That's good. Good to know. All right. So final round, Annie and I are perfect so far. How many points to Adam and? Adam's got three.

I got two. Okay. This round is worth three points, so you figure out what your chances are mathematically. I don't have the brain power for it. Final round. Did you get, were you able to, you know, I don't want to be taught.

No. Oh. I just said flaccid, sir. Okay, so how was this even sex then? Like, how did you even get paid? It seems like you kind of like you got away with one. I might have. I might, I might, I'm like, I'm like a scheme system.

I might excuse me a system a little. Yeah, I feel like you skated a little because you had a mashed dick. You didn't put it in a butthole and you got $8,000. I mean, that just sounds like you got, I mean, it really kind of feels like you got paid to film like an acting scene, like a movie. Like you were just acting. Oh. Aaron sounds jealous. Carl, you played my whole thing.

Fuck, I was looking for these props. I didn't see it anywhere. It's okay. Well, I wasn't paying that close attention. I wasn't peaking. Hold on. In a butthole and you got $8,000. I had so much fun with this.

I'm sorry. I was like, this is going on a long time and I'm not seeing what's going on. Dollars. I mean, that just sounds like you got, I mean, it really kind of feels like you got paid to film like an acting scene, like a movie like you were just acting. Okay. No one's heard anything else.

What were the multiple choice questions, Megan? So bad. Which famous actor does revenge pornographer Aaron M.hold compare new pornographer Granny to? Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, or Adam Bush. You can just shout your answers. I don't really care anymore. No.

I ruined the game. to Adam Bush. No, I mean, it could be any one of those three, but let's think about it for a second. They're very similar. Yes, they're all very similar. Hugely famous. Yeah. I'm going to go with Brad Pitt.

Carl. Adam Bush. Chris. Adam Bush. Annie. I have to go Adam Bush. We're all giving it to Adam. Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.

Yeah, basically, yeah. So you're like Brad. Not all bombs hit the target, but if he's, Get it close enough. Sorry, I ruined your game, Megan. My bad. It's okay. I didn't see any of those words popping out.

I can't believe this fucking guy who makes fun of Hackamania, makes fun of the dabble verse for being a drama show. Has Granny on talking about fucking the trans person at Hackamania for $8,000? It was a very respectful interview. How does he justify that? It actually had a lot of Catholic themes and moral theory. He also interviewed Ethan Ralph this week. Yeah, I saw that. It was a little light.

It was a light interview. No hard-hitting questions. Did Ralph and Scarlet break up officially? I don't think. It's kind of like we'll see. Yeah. But not really. Because if they did, how would either of them remember or no?

That's right. What happened to you yesterday? I've had mornings like that. Yeah, it's like, I got real high. Like, yeah, no, I know. So there's still hope they're going to make it. That's what I'm saying. I think just as likely as karma can fit Gilly.

Sure. Although, I got to say, if I had the choice between Scarlet and Gilly as like a partner, Gilly makes you go to therapy, she has rules. Like you can't drink and something like that. Where Scarlet's just like, hey, guys, I want to go score some Coke? Like, guess, yeah, why not? Sounds easier. So I don't have to sleep with either of them.

I think I'm going with Skylight. Okay. I'll put you down for Skylid. Thank you. Oh, I'm going gay. All right. Those are the choices. That's a smart move.

You guys ready for an opi or both games? Yes. With the theme of relationships, so I won't fuck this one up, hopefully. No guarantees. Welcome all you slappers of bags to this relationship. edition of Opie or Burr. I'm your host Simon from the worst ever podcast, and let's take a look at what round one has in store for us. Um, God forbid any of my relatives listened to this. I like all my

relatives. I got lucky. I came from a, I came from a cool family. And I married into a cool family. You know what I mean? So, there you go. Now, am I just covering my bases? Nobody knows. Time to register those votes. Whoa, that's a tough one. I don't hear either of them saying that. I'm going to go with Bill Burr.

What's a you, producer, Chris? Opie. Annie? I think it's Bur. Megan. Burr. Adam. Opie.

All right. Two Opie's three burrs. And here's the answer. God forbid any of my relatives listen to this. like all my relatives. I got lucky. I came from a cool family and I married into a cool family. You know what I mean? So there you go. Now, am I just covering my bases? Nobody knows. These blanks are all right. Let's play. Round two. I'll tell you, you know, ladies, you know, your screen time is out of control when you don't have time to make your man a sandwich.

Come on, ladies. What do you say? For America, July 4th. Why don't you make your man a sandwich this weekend? Time to register those votes. Megan, where you going with this one? Opie. Adam? Bur.

I don't think Bill can bring himself to say that. I think it's going to be Opie. Annie, what do you think? Classic Opie shock jocery. Yeah, yeah. Producer Chris? I went Opie. All right, let's find out.

And here's the answer. I'll tell you, you know, ladies, you know your screen time is out of control when you don't have time to make your man a sandwich. Come on, ladies, what are you safe for America? July 4th. Why don't you make your man a sandwich this weekend? Name something that Nia will never do. So, Adam, you know what I got that one right? Correct. Wow.

That was a good one, Simon. He had told the story about Nia leaving him half a sandwich and eating it and he went on about it. So it's a thing they do. Got it. You cheated. Yeah, I use my vast knowledge of this bullshit. Let's play. Round three.

I have no problem crying in front of my wife. I don't do it a lot. That's for sure. Because I'm a man's man. But every once in a while, the moisture comes. And I was telling my now wife that story when we were dating, and I started bawling. I thought I could tell her the story without bawling. Time to register those votes.

Annie, what do you got? I think that's Opie. Adam? Opie. Megan. Opie. Yeah, I know. I'm with you. I like, I would say an Opie.

I'll go Bill Perth, producer Chris. Hmm, that's either Opie or Burr. It's one of those two for sure. I went Opie. All right. I'm the only bur on this one. And here's the answer. I have no problem crying in front of my wife.

I don't do it a lot. That's for sure, because I'm a man's man. But every once in a while, the moisture comes. And I was telling my now wife that story when we were dating and I started bawling. I thought it could tell her the story without bawling. But I'm a big pussy. Let's play round four. The moisture came.

I came out here, dude. I was wound tight And I could feel myself I was coming at my wife You know I was I was gibbering and jabbering and And poking and prodding Time to register those votes

That's a tough one There's some opiesism And some Burrisms in there Well she didn't say They're not alive We don't know that He was just poking them And prodding them

We don't know I'm going Bill Burr With this one And Chris what do you got I want Burr Megan? Burr. Annie.

I think it's Burr. Adam? Bill Burr. All right. And here's the answer. I came out here, dude. I was wound tight,

and I could feel myself. I was coming at my wife, you know? I was jibbering and jabbering and poking and prodding. And choking and punching and stabbing. Let's play. Round five.

And I... What are the scores before we get to round five? Three-way tie with Megan, Annie, and Adam. All right. Five. And I, uh, you know, a little advice to Travis Kelsey. You know when your, uh, football career ends, right? And your podcast, uh, podcast starts, uh, dipping.

Dip. D. Taylor Swift's gonna, like, she's gonna start telling us, and you, hey, are you going to get a job or are you just going to, I don't know. I'm thinking maybe a time to register those votes. All right, Adam, what do you got? That's Opie. Mr. Cress?

Opie. Megan? Opie. Annie? I'm confident. That's Opie. It's Opie. And here's the answer.

And I, you know, a little advice to Travis Kelsey, you know, when you're a football career ends, right? And your podcast, uh, podcast starts dipping. Dip. Taylor Swift's He's always such a guy. He's got such hip hopics. Hey, are you going to get a job? Or are you just

going to? I don't know. I'm thinking maybe it's time to play. What? Opie's surprise. You better give her a kid. So you have a connection to her for the rest of your life. Or you could just kill her.

Congratulations. This week's winner gets to try a new kink, judgment-free. I've had fun, and I hope you've had fun. Goodbye. Great job, Simon, from the worst-ever podcast. What was the final score there? Adam, Annie, and Megan all got four. You and I got three.

I like the sound of that. Congratulations to all the winners on here. I'm screwing everything out, but you guys are the best. And speaking of the best, I love the people who comment on our shows on Spotify. I believe it helps the algorithm. And Megan picks a few out and reads them on the show. Do you have any new Spotify comments? There wasn't a lot of comments this week.

So I'm very disappointed in everyone. So there's homework. Yes. I'm wagging the finger. As you should. Write comments. Make me laugh. And don't talk shit about the Mets.

I know they're doing bad. I mean, if the Cups could play them every week, it'd be really nice. Well, they did pretty well against the Padres. Agreed. So no comments to report? No, I have one from, I have one from episode 720, some guy in New Hampshire, who's always the MVP of our Spotify comments. He said, it was November 17th of 2025 when on an otherwise riveting episode of Fighter and the Kid, when Brian started talking about his AARP membership. And Brendan said, that's right, you're 59 and not a kid anymore.

I remember it like it was yesterday. Fucking Brian, it's all your fault. He can't be silly anymore. That's right. Time's up. It's going to be over at that point. Annie, do we have any new reviews that you can read to us? We don't have a new one, but Nate Rob X came in and updated his review, saying,

Donald Sterling's favorite podcast, not a black guy in sight. God damn it. Got us on that one. What a relevant comment that is. Thank you very much for putting the comments in and the reviews. It always helps the algorithm. And, of course, watch us on YouTube,

subscribing to our channel. Was that five stars? It was. It better be. That's the only way it really helps. That's what I'm saying. Drew Lane surpassed us and subscribers recently.

Is he still your buddy? No. We have over 38,000 on YouTube. We appreciate that, but go ahead and give us a subscribe while you're here. Hit the like button. We appreciate you guys spreading the word. I want to thank Megan for stopping by. Thank you for putting the game together.

I failed you for the second time now. You know, I thought about making extra bonus clips, but... In case I fuck out. Yeah. Smart. It's probably a good idea. idea. Or I'll just put things in bold so you can read it better. I don't know.

Maybe I should make the thought of my old bad eyes. Yeah. That's the problem. But excellent game as usual, Megan. Thank you very much. Happy birthday to Mr. Megan. Thank you. Every wonderful date night. We will. Thank you for being here. And Annie, people can find you on a website, YouTube. Yep. Just go look for insanity. That's I-N-S-A-N-N-E-I-T-Y. You can find me pretty easily. Sounds good. Adam, anything to promote my friend. Oh, there's a film I directed that's available for free on YouTube right now.

Everybody should take a gander at it if you'd like to. It has Angela Bettis and Paul of Tompkinson. It's about people that work in an office called drones. Free on YouTube. Check it out. Check that out. All right. We got some voicemails coming in on the Gary and San Diego voicemail line.

It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and Rolla. The other day on the show, you mentioned one of my all-time favorite bands, pavement, and because of that, I do truly respect your musical opinion, Carl. So because of that, I will ask again, Anjean de Portrine. What do you think? I think they're pretty fucking awesome, and it's a breath of fresh air.

But really, what do you think about them? Love to know. Love the show. See you. Is this guy in that band? You said you liked them? Yeah, they're going viral right now. They're like a two-piece mathy, kind of funky thing going on.

So nothing like pavement at all. Nothing like pavement. You like pavement, that you're going to love this two-piece meth band. Nothing like pavement. Okay, I'll check it out. Yeah, it's definitely worth seeing. That sounds cool. Yeah.

This is a question for Brendan Scha. Hey, Carl. I just have one question for Brendan Schaub about the show. Why now? why not five years ago, right? Yes. I like that all of a sudden, just like maybe we shouldn't stop doing

the player in the kid. You just figured that out? Shout out to Boehner Guy. Good to hear for you, bro. Now, I will tell you, that is a perfect length for a voicemail right there. People can learn from that voicemail. A perfect voicemail.

Shout out to Boehner guy. I'm in such a liar. John is a liar. His arm is falling off his bone. His arm is falling off his bone. And people still don't believe him. People still don't believe it. They don't call me back.

Don't call me back. Okay, guys. You better not. I think that kid was being coached. You're on something. You're on something. I don't think they can add any of those opinions. Unbelievable.

People have been pissed off on my Patreon. I've been sending out Rumble links because we've been doing our bonus shows and Saturday shows. I mean, really, I think it's been three so far. We've been doing those members only on YouTube. I do have a solution. We will not be sitting out Rumble links ever. again. Everything will be YouTube links. I promise you that. Quit fucking putting shit on Rumble. God damn it. I pay enough of a

break you around on. You goddamn Rumble don't work. Fuck you. All right. All right. Is that Vinny? Might as well be. No more Rumble. You have my word. Here's some advice for Grillo. Hey, Grillo. Let me give you a little piece of advice that an ex-girlfriend once gave me. Don't tell me about the presents you were going to get me. Just give me the presence you got me. You're welcome. Hi, Skinny Vinny.

Who the fuck is Skinny Vinny? I don't know. Yeah. Not around here. People like that. Hey, Kyle. Just calling in because I got a little story I thought she might like. So I'm driving the car the other day and I go to pick up my mom and I'm listening to the podcast now.

She gets in the car. She doesn't know anything about any of this dabble for shit. She hears stuttering John say one sentence. The first thing she hears. And it really wasn't anything particularly stupid for John. But she just hears him talk. And she just goes, oh, that is a stupid man. Anyway, I thought you'd get a kick out of that.

Hey, by the way, when did Adam start being funny? He never used to be funny, but now it's kind of funny. I'll cut that out. I'm sorry. Anyway, don't call me back. I, yeah, coached him. You know, like, the reason why Shulie was a regular color on our Stern shows because John told him what to say.

This is the script I've been writing for Adams and better. I've been punching it up a little bit. Yeah. Now that you're talking into the mic, you want to be funny? I reward it with jokes. Oh, it's the arborist. Did you get my emails defining every single word you've ever said on every episode of every podcast you've ever been on? Can you please read that for the class?

Thank you. All right. I'll work on that. It's a very long email, by the way, guys. You can't believe I had to get a new hard drive in order to load it. So apparently I'm a monster. So they're making a remake of Frankenstein. monster and I saw the trailer.

So the monster, he's got club feet, he's club footed, he's got chicken legs, he's got a bitch gut, he's got a patchy beard, got fucked up teeth, giant nose, bad eyesight, Alding, DBA to septum,

a real fucking wreck. Yeah. Producer Chris, call me back to some steamy tone sex. Who would use those parts to make a monster? or, oh, that's just scraps laying around. So mean to do to someone, why would you do that? Last one.

Yeah, the praise thing about this quirky guy is that if he had just entered the devilverse on any one side but John, no one would have given a shit about his backstory. But the fact that he had this whole history of trolling, this one dude, and all these fairly lost of John. And then he enters the dowelvers on John's side trying to, I guess, rouse people around him and telling John that the silent majority is there. It's like, he makes no sense. Like, he could have just, he would have been right if he was like Odd Shulie's show for a couple times. No one would have cared about him, but yeah. Also, I'm going to guess gay, gay, gay, not gay, gay, option three will be weird.

and then it's going to be bur, bur, bur, opi, bur. Holy shit, he won. Fucking nailed it. That was amazing. He must be making these games. It's incredible. Speaking of Corky, I'm glad he brought that up. I don't know when this is going to happen,

but Lucy and I are talking about doing a show on her channel, breaking down the lawsuit with Patrick Tomlinson versus Corky and the other 59 Reddlers. And kind of comparing that to what's going on with the lull suit here in the Dabbleverse. But also, my buddy Kaya reached out to me, and Kaya happens to be a Patrick Tomlinson expert. And I asked Kaya if he wanted to be involved in this thing. And he said he would. So hopefully we can get our schedules lined up to get Kaya on the show to bridge the gap. That's fantastic news.

Between Patrick Tomlinson and Korky and the Dabbleverse. That sounds great. I know. I'm really excited for that. Hopefully we can make that happen. I always like promoting things I don't have a date for. I'm not sure if they're come to fruition or not. Because I'm a pro.

That's what I do. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay.

All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Are we down here? I think we are. Oh, you know what I should do? The great Pat Dixon will be appearing on. Who are these podcasts this Saturday?

Very excited for that. Bye. A plane has hit, I rewatched at Carly. Boom. His mom. Boom. Boom. Man, that was a good episode.

That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. If I was such a loser, why is everybody so mad that I'm late? evening.