Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep723 - True Crime Obsessed

Episode Date: May 3, 2026

This week we’re revisiting a true crime show that was wildly popular. True Crime Obsessed is hosted by a woman with no personality and an over-the-top gay guy who is completely insufferable. Together they run the laziest true crime show possible. Pat Dixon joins us to discuss how Drew Barrymore is so Drew Barrymore. KC Armstrong lands in our cringe of the week and Fartmouth wants us to review them again. Frenchie Hana recorded an unboxing video that literally breaks all the rules of unboxing videos. Pat tries to figure out what Tom Myers is talking about. Stuttering John is taking medication for his hair loss but now his dick doesn’t work.  Pat Dixon’s YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@pdixon  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Maddieo! Cuzzaroo! Slapparoonie. It's showtime.

WATP. WATP. Hello, what makes and Cuthruz, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcast, the only show that thinks that Looney Tunes critic video is about me. I'm your host, Karo with me this week. A man who did not get the invite to this year's last ever stuttering John's show. It's Pat Dixon. What's up, Pat? Hey, how are you?

Producer Chris is with us as well. Oh, hello. Who are these dot com is our website. Go there. Today, we'll be reviewing True Crime Obsessed. Now, this is a true crime podcast, very popular. And we reviewed this back in August of 2020. It was our episode number 221.

It was before we had a video show. It was before they had a video show. But now they're on YouTube. So Patrick Hines and Gillian, Pennsylvania. have 376,000 subscribers on YouTube. And yet, their latest video has less than 9,000 views. This is the laziest true crime podcast possible. What they do, and they're still doing this,

is they watch a true crime documentary, and then they tell you about it. Like, I can just watch the documentary. You guys, you liked it? You recommend it? I'll just watch that then. No. They read through and they go,

and then so-and-so says this, And then they bring in the brother-in-law in what he says. And then they'll show a clip of it. This is madding. What kind of book report is this? Is this going to tell us what happened in it? There's not a lot of insight. But there is a super flamboyant gay guy.

That's right. Patrick Hines is the reason all the girls' panties get wet watching the show. Here is a cold open from the most recent episode. Are you watching that show Stumble? What is that show? It's a cheerleading show on NBC. Oh, I would be into that. So let me tell you, the woman who's the star of it, her name is Jen Lyon, and she and I are on a board of an organization together, so I've gotten to know her a little bit.

AS4? Yes, and she is so good. That's great. She's so funny. It's that very NBC, like, she's in the Leslie Nob, sort of Liz Lemony character. Fam, if you're not watching it, go watch Dumbull. Find Jen Lyon on the social media. She's still not that famous yet.

Great. Well, also for the record, we're recording this in January. Oh, that's right. Did you watch that show from nine months ago? Yeah, I don't want to hear into my DMs. Totally. This is four months later. Oh, my God.

Who the fuck watches TV shows on NBC? What's he talking about? More importantly, what makes you think that that guy's gay? Oh, I'm guessing. I didn't smell his breath or anything like that, but I'm guessing he might be gay. He's so gay. It's exhausting. Dude, this show is exhausting.

His energy is brutal. I don't know how anyone puts up with the show. They never have a space in between each other talking. No. It's hard to clip because as the one sentence is ending, the next sentence is beginning at all fucking times. Anyway, why the fuck are they recording in January for a show they just put out at the end of April? I didn't get that either. What are they doing?

And then talking about it. Yeah, and then talking about, like here for the Super Bowl coming up, like, what? The fuck is wrong with you, people. But yeah, the energy here is just unbearable. Hi, Julie Mazzavali. Hello, Patrick Hines. You are dressed for April when this is premiering. I took the layers off.

I know. I had snow boots on. I'm dressed for, I'm like, I don't know what I'm dressed for because no matter how many layers I wear, I'm never warm enough. I know. You know what I mean? And we're like definitely in a tundra. It's a tundra. It is.

What are we talking about today? The weather, apparently. Hey, Pat, how's the weather where you are? Oh, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah, I'm dressed for it. Yeah, it's actually April. Oh, yeah, cool.

Yeah. I like that this woman is wearing a golf of Mexico shirt to stick it to Trump. You know, when Donald Trump sees it, he gets real butthard about it. John Mendes is the same thing. It really bothers them. I changed that. Oh, you fucker. I'll do you wear that.

So they're talking about some high school football team, the star quarterback got murdered. or something like that. Who cares? And Patrick says one of the dumbest things I've ever heard about high school football. In Engard, Louisiana, they love football there. They love it. They do. We're here with his mom, Betty. She's awesome. Can I just say they describe

football as a rite of passage? It's like church. Yeah. A lot of people feel that way, especially high school. Sometimes when we do documentaries like this, I wish that I had grown up in a place and that I had loved football. I wish that I had grown up in a place that, like, people did football and I loved it. Because it seems so quintessential to the high school experience in a way that I missed.

Yeah, we didn't have a football team at our school, so I missed that whole thing, too. But I love the vibe, like the coziness. That means like fall is here. Yeah. Food is always really good. What? First off, I wish I liked football. They could just like football if you a lot.

Yeah. It's not that hard. I have to wish. Yeah. How do you grow up in a place without football? Yeah. I don't know. Would you grow up?

Argentina. Right. What are they talking about? I like that she goes. Yeah, it's real cozy. Cozy. And the food's great. At high school football games?

Yum. Food's great. Those little CC suckers or whatever they are. Yeah. It's amazing. What is she getting out about? It's cold. The food sucks.

And you can't drink. Yeah. I'm out. I'm out. What are we doing? Well, it turns out that Patrick actually was on the football field at his high school. I bet you won't believe how he got on there. I was like, you know, I play.

in the halftime show at our high school football games because I was in the marching band. So cool. But it was freezing. Yeah. How the fuck was this guy down a cheerleader? In the marching band? You can blow dudes when you're marching. You want him to get a little too close to you from behind?

Oh, whoops. Oh. So, yeah. Coach. Hey. Wait, I thought he said he wished he grew up in a place that had football. He was actually on the field. Oh, yeah.

Good point. Didn't he say he didn't have football where he grew up? that he's like playing the halftime show. Yeah. He just does halftime shows wherever he goes. Yeah. So speaking of being a male cheerleader. So now we mean.

No cheerleaders. No. Like in the show, Stumble. Or Friday night lights, which is again, everything I know about football. Last thing I'll say about stumble,

they have male cheerleaders and they're awesome. The thing is, it's like, male cheerleaders are not like an out, like they're all, they're everywhere. They're so the thing,

remember bringing on the musical, the Lynn Manuel Miranda Miranda, Amanda, Amanda Green, also on the board of A is for, I was going to say, or the movie that I can recite from word for word. The thing that I loved about this show is that everybody loves a cheer routine. Who's fucking watching this?

Like, people who like true crime don't want to hear about this nonsense. I think that they've faded out because I remember when we reviewed them, they were huge and their Patreon was doing very well. I tried to research what their patron was doing now, but they've hidden all those numbers. So I'm not sure. But it doesn't seem like they got a ton of traction on this show. It also doesn't seem like they like each other. How would they? Yeah, it's a competition.

How would you talk to this person for an hour day and like them? You'd want to murder this person. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Sucks. That's where the true crime comes in. Has that ever happened? Like, true crime podcast helps?

Kill each other? That'd be cool. Finale. All right, yeah. So she says something about the Super Bowl. I mentioned this earlier that really pissed me off. I'm actually so excited for the, I don't care about the Super Bowl,

but I'm very excited for the performances this year. Again, that happened three months ago. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. is now January, but they're happening next week, like Bad Bunny and Green Day. Hello. Who the fuck is excited for Bad Bunny and Green Day? That doesn't exist, right?

I don't think so. Even Keanu Thompson wasn't crying over the Bad Bunny performance, just the Green Day performance. Really touched her. So, anyway, that episode is weird. They're like in a cubicle or something. It's hard to make out what the studio is that they're recording him. So I went and found another episode from 11 days ago called, Wild Boys Strangers in Town, 57,000 views.

And in this one, they have a fancier studio with curtains and stuff. Hey, she looks like the set of Stuttering John's movie. It's pretty nice. And I don't know, you know, they talk about recording these episodes earlier than when they come out. When the fuck did they record this? Hi, Julie Bezavali. Hello, Patrick Hines. Sam, join our Facebook group.

It's the True Grum Obsessed podcast discussion group. Today, as we record this, the NorCal TCO Facebook, Meetup Group turns two. Come on. Happy birthday. How cute. Facebook group? Was it?

2012? What's he talking about? That's the first thing they promote their Facebook group. We've had it for two years. I know. Who's creating Facebook groups? But don't worry. They also have a Discord.

You can check out. They totally understand it and get it. We also have a Discord. We do have a Discord. It's a Discord server. And there are channels within that server. And everyone's really not. nice and fun and

it's just like channels about the episodes like Patreon episodes and regular episodes but also channels about like random true crime stuff you want to talk about like animal photos somebody started a channel about surfing just start it great I'll jump in that's a thing because you can't because you can't that's the beauty of it wow they're really selling me

on this discord thing yeah sounds pretty how can you ever talk about our discord like that producer Chris I'm hung up on our my space page it's a pretty good group over there we give you that speaking of our discord so We're live on Discord right now. We always are when we do the shows on Saturdays.

And I like to go in there and tell people that we're going to be live. And then everyone tells me to eat shit. And this woman Emily and my Discord server, Pat, she hates my guts. She thinks that Opie and I know each other. There's a conspiracy, a vast conspiracy we have going to, I lie about my knowledge of Opie and stuff like that. She thinks that Opie communicates with her every day on various message boards. and Reddit and stuff.

So Emily writes, Carl, go fuck yourself. No one cares to watch your fake, phony act of pretending to know nothing. You are a piece of shit. Hence how your brother even says so, too. He did. Grant!

I hope you get sued some more, too. And then she has a laughing face. So I said, you're a sweetie. And she wrote, no, I just call out people's fake bullshit like yours. You're a phony.

And some people can't see through your lies, but I can. I know how fake you really are, especially in the DMs. Oh, fuck. She's really outing me in here. Maybe having a Discord server that all's cracked up to me.

Everybody's really friendly in there. They're all really cool. Yeah, it's just the opposite of that, actually. You come into here, you get called an asshole, and people tell you that you eat shit. So it's a very different vibe going out in our... The Secret Life of Carl Hamburger. Could you imagine?

I'm like, Opie. I got an idea. I know that you haven't been relevant quite some time. What if I pretend that your show sucks? And then I promote it twice a week by pretending it sucks. Brilliant. I hope he's like, I don't know how that can fail. Let's go. I even give him advice too.

I'm like that Ron the waiter guy who's super annoying at the bar. Yeah. Making the permanent co-host. Like, no, no, no, for real. It would be great. And this Tony P guy. He's great. All right.

Let's get into more. These guys can't stay focused on a topic. Like I said, they're just telling you, they write down notes. They write down notes. They watch a documentary and just read it to you what they wrote down as they were watching it. And they just get sidetracked on annoying, trivial shit. So we start off with a very serious retelling of the cinematic masterpiece that is Encino Man. Oh, yes.

And if you don't know about Encino Man, Paulie Shore and Sean Aston discover Brendan Fraser. I forgot that Pauley Shore was in that. No, you didn't. No one forgot. He's the star of the fucking movie. I forgot Polly Shore was in. He just feels the need to say something, right? I guess.

says to say stuff after everything. But I do hope Polly Shore's listening. I know. Polly Shore's just one tear dropping. Down is cheek. Maybe I'll stop pushing for Encino Man, too. So then they have to like keep with the Encino Man stuff and crack up over it. So we're in a place called Vernon British Columbia.

They say it's a town frozen in time. They say quote. I was like, is that an Encino Man reference? I see you Sean the mayor. It's a caveman frozen in time. Was that that funny? No. I know.

I wish I'd get a laugh like that one fucking die. That's kind of a bless your heart. Like shut your fucking face, bitch. Yeah, good stuff, lady. Real good. Well, he's got his own joke here. And he's actually takes a lot of credit for it. He's very proud of himself.

Let me tell you, though, Tammy Ryder's here. She gets shit done. Tammy Ryder die. Am I right? 100%. I just came up with that. For better or worse. You know what I mean?

That's exactly. for better or where it's insufferable it's this how do they do it and it's like is there something about being gay maybe

that just like I don't know fills you fills your lungs with gay air and shant that you can blow it out this loud

you ever mix cocaine with poppers pet he wants to know how he doesn't I think I might have the forebill

he probably passes the fuck out after this thing right or is he just like this all the time

I don't know he's going to sleep good tonight. I'll tell you that. So this is what I was talking about, how they're just reading the story to you and even, like, splicing in the documentary where they got it from. It's 2003, Tammy's 34. She says these are her words. Her life was her kids. Yeah. She was helping out in the classrooms and all the activities. And she was with her kids at the library. And she sees these two boys. The younger one was extremely thin. It's fucking lazy, man. So why do they determine this is the part that I'll tell you what happened. And this is the part. I'll just show you the thing that we watched.

How do they make that determination? And they even like repeat what they just played on the documentary. And he was just following behind the older one. I remember thinking something was wrong. The younger one is like following around the older one. Yeah. That dynamic seems to be important in this as well. And we hear that about a million times.

You're correct. Do you want to explain why that's important now? Just that seems like an important thing. It does? Thank you for telling me what I just heard. Appreciate it. They do have an ad sponsor on here. They have Chime.

And I talked about how lazy this show is on their YouTube channel, where I assume they're getting paid by Chime for reviews. They can't even do the ad read in front of a video screen. Snacks are gone. I got a podcast. I got a podcast co-host. Wait a second. For Snowball.

Girl, Chime is back. Look, Sam, Chime is changing the way people. big. I also forgot he says girl all the time and fam. Fam, yeah. Yeah, even in the comments I see these fucking idiots talking about their fam. Hey, fam. Great episode.

I think at a certain point, you're not even paying attention anymore, right? You just think, like, Patrick Hines is your cool, gay friend that you hang out with. Yeah, that's all I was thinking. Not you, Chris. I don't think you're the target audience for this. I feel like I have a cool gay friend. Right, yeah. You're talking about it with your buddies when you're up at a restaurant later.

Like, oh my gosh, you've got to be Patrick. He's, he's over town. Have you seen Patrick? Girl. So they're talking about a guy named Tom Green up in Canada, and they can't help themselves. So the boys are here with us today. We meet Tom Green first. This is the Tom Green show.

It's not the Green Tom show. Nope, not that Canadian Tom Green. Different Canadian Tom Green. What in the fuck? I'm sorry. Shouldn't you like laugh at jokes? Yes. Not just statements people make.

Not that Tom Green. Right, because there's a famous Tom Green from Canada. Right. Yeah. I think I'm following it. Just some guy named Tom Green. Yeah, we get it. There's other people named Tom Green.

Yeah. Ah! All right, Pat gets it. Someone's doing some poppers over there. So then they get into Drew Barrymore because of Tom Green got brought up. and they're fucking idiots. So that's the topic of conversation. Can I tell you I saw a thing today.

Drew Barrymore was on her show talking about how she saw a hot guy in a store. She was with Ross Matthews. And she's like, hilarious Ross Matthews. I know. And she's like, I think he's so hot. I wish I could just go tell him.

And Ross is like, you're Drew Barrymore. Pretend this is a rom-com and go tell him. She did. She saw that he wasn't wearing a ring. She went and told him. She's like, I just think you're very handsome. And he's like, oh, my God, I'm married.

And she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Like, imagine, like, Drew, Barrymore. Just put her Drew Barrymore where her mouth is. The only way. The only person who could pull that off is true. The only person in the world. Wow.

That anecdote was. Boring. What the fuck was that? Only Drew Barrymore can come up being Drew Barrymore. Right. Only I could be Drew. So she talked to a guy she thought was attractive. That was the anecdote.

She told on the show and then he had to tell it again on his show. I'm lost. These people are boring as shit. And then they discuss who's cooler between Drew Barrymore and Tom Green. Of course, they were once married, as you guys know. Now, when I think of Drew Barrymore, I don't think of Tom Green, but when I think of Tom Green, but when I think of Tom Green, I think of Drew Barrymore stands on her own. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no question. But that's because you're dumb.

You know what I mean? It's really stupid. Are they talking about the real Tom Green now? Oh, yeah, I think they're talking about the actual Tom Green that we all know, yeah. Drew Barrymore. She was in someone after E.T.? Uh. I don't think so, right?

I think that was her main thing. She got killed and scream. Oh, of course. That was an important character. That was the last thing she did. I can tell you one thing about this Patrick guy. Patrick loves gossip. Like you guys think you like some hot goss from time to time?

Nothing like Patrick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Find your whimsy elsewhere. Yeah. This is not the, this is like a stupid, I'm sorry, it's a dumb thing to teach your kids. Yeah. In this way where it's like you go. No, like, Peter Pan is great, but like it's not a life lesson.

It's a story. You know what I mean? You know, watch Hook. I'm just saying, like, come on, Rufi-O. Rufi-O. This is a welcome to our movie podcast. I went to grade school with Amber Scott. Who's she?

She was a little girl in Hook. No way. Really? Yeah, she was super cool. Remember when Julia Roberts and Steve's people were in a feud? They called her Tinker Hell. You don't know about this? She allegedly...

Could you imagine watching TMZ with this asshole? No. I have been a hard time watching this. I'm sorry. Chris, you're so put off by this podcast. Well, back to the bartending thing. I've bartender for these assholes before. They're trying to out do each other.

Talking about the gays. They're so, wow. They're so fucking loud. They're trying to be loud. They want to be heard. They won't let each other finish a thought. It's very annoying. I mean, at least they're out of show, I guess.

So there's some excuse for it, but I've seen those people at the bar, too. Yeah. It's very obnoxious. Yes. So they do act like that all the time. I'm guessing. I mean, this is wild. I mean, like, he's not just gay.

He's, like, doing, like, a gay menstrual show. Right. Like, this is offensive to gay people. Picking outside of this place. You wearing gay face over there? What the fuck? Like, if you went in to read for a gay character, they go, can you just bring it down a little? Sir, this is very offensive.

It's too gay. I have gay friends, sir. I'm very offended on there we have. All right. I just have one more clip out here. So Gileon knows the movie Hook, which is super relevant, right? What year did that movie come out? The 90s?

Yeah. So it's a really important conversation. You're having that anecdote in the chamber makes me feel like you have been sitting there waiting for me to reference Hook for nine years. I can talk about Hook relentlessly. Unbelievable. I can talk about Hook relentlessly. That's the last sentence I ever want to hear someone say.

I'm like, all right, I'll never talk to you again. Thanks for the heads up. Yeah, we're good here. Have fun with that. All right. So that is true crime obsessed, revisiting that show, and they're still doing it. Yeah. I swear to God, you know, Pat, you used to have a phenomenal true crime show.

Most of the true crime shows that do very well are unlistable garbage. Yeah. Oh, they are. They are. They really are. True crime shows are terrible. They want to serialize it. They act like they know less than they.

do take you through the whole mystery. And I just report headlines and it's top down, you know. Yeah, yeah. I still do it to runcensored.com. Yeah, yeah. Make jokes and stuff, you know, about like what actually happened and stuff.

It's like it's, you know, pretty simple. Read it out of the paper and make the job. And there's always plenty of messed up crime. You know, it's like a deep dives. Pat just did a bonus the creep off of many and me yesterday. It's been following me around the internet. But yeah, we had a great time. That was a fun episode.

Now that's a breezy show. Talk about not a deep dive. It's like next story. go. Exactly, yeah. All right, it is time for our Bridge of the week. Grinch of the week.

And this one is our buddy Casey Armstrong, who tried to have a big show, big return show this past week. And he invited Little Lemmy was going to be on and Miss Judy and Lucy Tightbox and I think some others as well.

And he thought he was live for like 15 minutes. He's just doing a show. And Miss Judy and Lucy are both there backstage going, you're not on, you're not out, like trying to get his attention. They never, they never do.

And then eventually does hit the go live button and this happens. Okay. Oh, now we're live. I probably won't. Oh, my gosh. All that time you were talking that no one was hearing you.

Casey. Okay. But I still can't hear you guys. Oh. Oh, no. But that was, that was good. that I wasn't even live. It worked out better that way.

I don't have any of that one by the way. Is it that one? Anybody? Lucy's pointing to her phone. Can you hear us? She's trying to call him and text them. Nope, not that. Okay, look at your phone.

Yeah, guys, I'm going to get a board up. And we'll do it. We tried. We tried. I really feel like a... Well, it's nice seeing you, Kaylee. A horrible person. And I'm so sorry.

I'll make it up to you somehow. Both of you guys. I'm sorry. No problem. Okay. Let's let's let's let's text. Sounds good. Okay.

Have a good night. I'll be back with a board up very soon. Okay. I'm sorry, guys. Okay. see answer your phone Lucy I love you you're awesome

I love you answer your damn phone no boy that was that that was the full street right there all 90 seconds getting called out by Miss Judy's got to hurt the hardest because she's so fucking friendly about it I know she's so sweet about it I know you're trying brutal

yeah real sweetheart and that was his big comeback show that was his big comeback show So Casey, if you're watching, you know, he's a buddy of mine. Do the show and then do drugs. You know? Like, that's the order. I would recommend personally.

I don't know. It works for me. The reward method. Right. Do you remember the show Fartmouth? There was a show reviewed back in November of 2023. So we're going back of ways now. And they were trying to be like edgy.

And it was kind of cringe, but they thought they're like these edge lords doing a comedy show. Well, apparent. we got on their radar and they talked about us on a recent episode. Thanks to Jose for sending this my way so I know about it. WATP

criticism of our show. And he said 99% of everything they said was stupid. Yeah. And that the clamslam poetry segment rules. But the one thing that they got right

is that you guys compliment each other's jokes too much. Sorry, I'm a supportive friend. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we said. I said that in a weird tone. That's what we said.

and the clapback too. I need to reach out. I need to tell Andrew to reach back out to them and tell them, go back, do it again. I want to do over. Yeah. I want to do over. I will, I would assume that they're going to shit on us again. Probably.

If we do get a do-over. But I'm in a better mood now. Yeah. So our clapback will be sillier. Right, right, right. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, no, I got you. McNuggets.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so they want us to make fun of them again. They want to do over on that. I guess they didn't respond well to it the first time. But were they upset? A lot of people get upset when we make fun of that pack. Do you believe that? It's weird.

It's odd, you know? And then sometimes, every now and again, people lean into it and enjoy it, and then we become friends. Yeah. We do live shows together. We do live shows together and stuff like that. Diana Scalans, I stayed with Emily, justice for Emily. See, Emily's, I shouldn't have read those messages now. Emily's getting a lot of support.

I saw Tuki in our Discord saying EWO. Not cool. And we roll an order. Spurgesnakes a member for one month. Thank you, Spurg Snake. Hopefully the people on our Patreon are appreciative. There's no Rumble wink this week. I sent out a YouTube link.

Yeah. People hate Rumble. I got a lot of bad feedback from people about Rumble. Apparently it sucks for what I hear. I was on it for a year exclusively. It sucks. Yeah. Like people complain about it, right?

There is an upset. I don't know why. Just can watch it elsewhere. know, but I mean, there is, yeah, there's, there is some freedom you get on Rumble, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a good place to bring Chad on to yell at Gino. Fuck, yes.

You can pretty much say anything you want over there. And I guess YouTube's relaxed on some of the stuff they do, but the copyright stuff, obviously, is an issue, especially in the dabbleverse. Yeah, it's a thing. All these DMCA strikers. Oh, I should mention. I did a bonus emergency show yesterday with Adam and Jen covering a set of a lot of a set of John's final episode. Now, his final episode was over six hours.

So there's more to talk about. But I just wanted to get in on that and discuss what was going on on John's show. So it's a mini-sode. If you listen to our audio podcast, it's up on our YouTube page under Live. If you check out our YouTube show, you'll see it there. One of the people that we love talking about on WATP is this big black trans woman named Frenchie. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes. She is one of producer Chris's favorites. She's got a channel. She's got a bunch of channels. Yeah. She's got a channel called French's World. About 500 subs on there. A week and a half ago, she dropped a video called Unboxing Camera Gear.

It has 28 views. You watch some of this, producer Chris? Yeah, two of those views are mine. Okay. Three of them are mine. So this is our friend Frenchie, letting us know that she is back. Thank God. Welcome back.

to the Frenchy's world. Yes, it's me French and I'm back at it again with another video. So you guys, so this is the reason why I have been gone right here. This is why I actually told you guys already, but things start to come in and I'm here to show you guys what I have and what have came to me. and not everything is here yet. Not everything, but majority of it is right here, and I'm going to show you guys everything that I have got.

It's just an upgrade from where I was once at of doing my content and everything like that. Yeah, usually when you buy new gear, it's an upgrade. It'd be weird to buy stuff that sucks more. Yeah, there's some cups and string. We've been downgrading

the studio to benefit the level of show we do. I mean, when I look at this, I go, with the proper equipment, this is a hit. This is what she needs is just the right camera. She'll figure it out. Poor French, you cannot finish a sentence. Well, she always has to talk way too much. Yeah, yeah. It's like, this is very easy to explain.

First off, she was gone because she was getting boxes in the mail from Amazon. Like, you can order Amazon stuff and also do us live stream. Let's not nitpick. I'm just saying. She's not like, shit, I got order for my Amazon. I can't go on YouTube for the next three weeks. So besides the boxes, this person owns a couch and a cat scratch thing. Yeah, that's it.

They kind of matched. There's Spartan. There's nothing on the walls. We've seen her in a couple different places in her apartment. She's in Vegas. And there's never anything on the walls. Yeah. What is up with that?

It's bizarre. She probably rents and doesn't want to put holes in there or something. I don't know. Well, for a spell, she had those fake leaves up. That's true. That was about it. That was her set. Yeah.

And this couch is new, making its debut here. Yeah, I haven't seen her on the pink couch yet. She loves pink. And why wouldn't she? What a sexy lady. I love when she confuses herself. Now, she's talked about, Pat, I think that she might be suffering from a Rade of Vito style trauma that's caused her brain to stop working. But Italianism.

That's the one. I love what she confuses herself. as she's talking. But you guys, this is not but, but you got, yeah, yeah,

you guys. I'm so glad you pulled that. Yeah, that was great. You guys, but no, not but. Wait,

but, now I can say bot. Yeah. She explains to us how boxes work. This is, pretty educational for me. So, Let me dive in.

So I'm going to, okay, these items came different days. So some stuff is already open, but I didn't open the box in the inside. It was like, you know, like you get the box shipped to you and there's like boxes in the inside. Yeah, those boxes and inside are the product and I did not open them. And I'm going to show you guys what I got. Could you dumb it down in shade? Because I'm looking at the boxes. There are open boxes, and this is an unboxing video, but apparently there's other boxes inside the box.

Did you know that, Chris? That's impossible. I swear to God, they put a box in the box. Connor and Reddit says, a trans girl talking about boxes? What would she know? What would she know? She really has a hard time reading. Pat, she does these other videos where she goes and buys like donuts or, I don't know, ethnic food or something.

Yeah. And then she'll read you the receipt and tell you how much everything costs. Individualized. She goes down the receipt list. Really? She wants to be thorough. Right. But it's great because you can't read.

And here's an example of that. Yep. And this is from... Santa. Voucher Rocks. Yes. It's Viltrax. I don't know why you put it so many extra letters in there.

Voucher Rocks? Bill Tracks. But she insists on reading shit. It's great. I love it. I also love her excitement. Now, you notice in that stinger that we play, the intro, she is very agreeable.

Yes. She has a crunch word that she likes to use. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yup. I've never seen it on boxing video like this. She's just staring at the box. Yep.

At least you threw it a yup. You got a box out right. Oh, my God. This person speaks on like a toddler level almost. This video goes on for an hour and a half. Her videos are usually like eight minutes. This is a slag. You can hear a kid explains something, you know, and they're like, and then, and then he came.

And, you know, it's like, fucking, whoa. Yeah. Well, there's going to be a lot going out in this video. Let me set this to the side. It's a lot, you guys. It's going to be a lot. So bear with me, okay? Bear with me.

So she pulls out this, whatever it is, shows it to us, pronounces it wrong, and then just sets it down next to her. Like, wait a second, that's still wrapped. Everything's rat. Like, you're not understanding what an unboxing video is. These are the interior boxes. Right. Like, yeah, I mean, she's like, what about unboxing those?

I'll save that for another video. I'll be returning this. It's wrapped up. Everything's still wrapped up in the box. You guys, everything's wrapped up in the box and I have two fans. Hold on a second. Is she just showing off all the stuff she got?

Yeah. Because it's the point of an unboxing video to be like, is it what it comes with? This is why you might want to purchase this device or not purchase this. This is what it does. Yeah. This is what it does.

She's just like, hey, look at, I got this. That's cool. I got one of these. Two of these. Just fucking jealous over here. I don't have any of that stuff. I don't think that this person has any idea what this stuff is. I know.

I'm like, there's no way she's setting this up, right? No. She's pulling out all these different devices and stuff. This is a thing. This is hilarious because she's not sure what the thing is that she's going to open up, which is probably normal when you order a bunch of stuff from Amazon. Okay. And this right here, I don't remember what's in here because it hasn't been open.

So I'm going to open it. Let's open it. She doesn't remember. Let's open it. Let's do this. Another box. So she pulls out this thing and she's very confused by one of this. I thought that was really funny.

I don't remember what this is. I haven't opened it yet. Let's not a remember thing. No. But I think, and hear me out, guys, I think she might be revolutionizing the unboxing video category. This is a popular category on YouTube. I've seen a lot of people do it in different ways, but I've never seen anybody do this reboxing. So, yep, this is what it is right there.

Now, I know you guys not too much into that. You don't need to, like, show you guys that. This is a puzzle. This shouldn't be difficult. Come on. Get out of here. This is in the way. Come on.

She's like, it just came out of this thing. It must be going back in, right? You can't figure it out. I don't intend this as a racial thing. But this is like I'm looking at the fine motor skills of a chimp. You ever see them, like, doing things? That's what it looks like.

She's, like, dropping it. She's trying to just put a thing back in the box. Why is it so difficult? And she, you know, fancies herself an editor. Yeah. It's the thing I'd edit out. The part where you couldn't get the thing back in the box. She might think it's compelling.

Oh, I did clip it. So you got me there. She hasn't opened the editing suite yet out of the box. Oh, right. Yeah. She has a, right. All right. Hold on to your hat, Pat.

Because I see you're kind of like, all right, what else is she going to open up? Anything cool? anything exciting? Oh yeah, check this out. And then this right here is an HDMI cord. Wow. 8K. HDMI cord. I probably won't never use 8K ever.

Wait a second. Why did she purchase an 8K HDMI cable if she doesn't need it and we'll never use it? I have the answer. It wasn't a reasonable price. So yeah, that's why I got it. So I bought two. It'd be stupid not to purchase this. And again, she just looks at it, sets it down next to her. It's like Christmas morning. You want everything arranged nicely.

At least she pronounced H-DMI correctly. Yeah. I was trying to figure out if she knows what that is or that works. But that's our friend, French, Yihanna, doing a great job. And appreciate producer Chris giving me a heads up on that new video. There should be a category of views, intentional views.

Yes. Wouldn't that make more sense? Like now they hide the unlike button, the thumbs down button on there. Wouldn't it be great if it was like these are the people who actually watch this thing because they thought it was interesting or compelling? Opie is doing some weird shit lately, as you know. This is just a quick thing.

Andre, our friend, who has sent me a lot of great stuff, including the Stuttering Jen. episodes with Tammy Pescatali from 2016. Oh, yeah, we can't forget those. I got to remember to pull those. But he put a little message on Opie's Instagram and got a response from him. This is a video that Opie just uploaded here. Carpet on carpet.

Oh, it's carpet on carpet. Carpeting on top of carpeting. That's so, why? That doesn't make sense. But coppening on top of carpeting. No one has capiting on top of carpeting. On top of coppiting. No one does coppiting on top of coppity.

Look at that. You walk in? Yeah. Right to the cockpit. Right to the carpet. The cockpit. The cockpit. The cockpit.

Right into the bathroom. Guess what's in the bathroom? Coffeting. You got coppiting in your bathroom? No, no. No one does coppiting in the bathroom, Ron. Oh, my God. Oh, it's carpet on carpet?

Pretty exciting stuff, right? Pretty compelling. So he's supposed to, this is an open. posting this on his own Instagram. So Andre says, this is some of the best stuff at Opie Radio has done in his career. And Opie responds, I've been having a lot of fun.

Thanks for checking it out. Have a great weekend. Emily, remember me to tell Opie not to respond to sarcastic comments? Stop being a boomer on the internet. Could you imagine this is Opie from the Opie and Anthony show? He's responding to the guy. He's obviously just clouding him.

Thanks, man. Good to see you. you. Thanks for being. What else can you say, though? I mean, maybe nothing. Yeah, just not respond. Get harder if you want. I don't know. Good stuff. Appreciate Andre sending that over.

All right, let's talk about my buddy, Tom Myers. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. So Tom Myers has a political podcast. Do you familiar with us, Pat? Yeah, I'm familiar with him.

And it's, yeah, it's, yes. Yeah, he used to be on a show called Politopod. And on Politopod, he was just one of the players and he would do this comedy segment. Now he has a show called Time Myers versus the rest of the world, which as soon as you see that, you're like, oh, it's probably a liberal-leaning political show. Great branding. Anyway, so he's got this liberal-leaning political show where he does a monologue to start off every episode. He thinks he's like Bill Maher or something. And I just, I love trying to analyze what he thinks the joke is or why he would come up with that punchline.

And the other part that's fascinating about this show is he has a panel. And he forces the other people on the panel to listen to his monologue. And we get to hear how they react to it. And it's never a, uproarist laughter. Never once. Sometimes it's a, oh. Something you're showing that, which is funny. But I thought we could just go through this.

off his YouTube channel. Hello, and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. A lot's happened since we were last with you. Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley celebrated his 92nd birthday by taking a photo op at a dairy queen.

He goes there because their ice cream keeps Chuck Grassley from prematurely decomposing before he dies. Okay. Old bad Why would he prematurely decompose before he dies? I guess that's what happens when you're old. just start decomposing before your body dies?

Prematurely. This has 32 views on it, by the way. All right, maybe they get better. Did you figure that one broad go, ha? Yeah. In the wrong spot. Dairy queen! Yeah.

She thought that was the joke. Oh, that was a short one. Oh, there are dairy. Okay. Dairy queen. Okay, yeah, no, that is true. They have to keep Chuck Grassley in a freezer, of course. Otherwise, he would be mummify quicker than it takes to heat up a lean cuisine.

Mm-hmm. Wait, what? Did you think the joke was a lean cuisine? Are they still in Dairy Queen? I think they're still in the Dairy Queen for this joke. And they're keeping up in a freezer for some reason. The Lean Cuisine Dairy Queen. It's very bad for 90-year-old people to be in the freezer, but all right, if you say so.

He's one of these guys who thinks that, like, just mentioning a product or a place is a punchline. Yeah. He has the sensibility of, like, even at the improv from the 80s. You know, I like to do was like reference some of people heard of or you guys ever have a lean cuisine? You know, yeah. I know about that. How about TV dinners? It's not lean.

It's not cuisine. See, we're stealing out of the pants set right now. I forgot you did this whole routine at Hackamedia. That's right. Laurel Lumer threatened to snitch on Tucker Carlson to Trump for his repeated criticisms of Trump. and his policies. There's the expression, Snitches gets stitches,

which accurately explains the condition of Laura Lumer's face. That one guy seemed to like that one a lot. Wow. Someone caught up her face. I don't think so. I can't believe you didn't go for bitches. Yeah.

Well, he'll get him next time. Laura Lumer looks like something that would be found at a trash can backstage at a Jeff Dunham show. Does Jeff Dunham throw out his puppets after the show? Are we to believe he has them custom made for each live performance he does? He's rich. Yeah, right?

An Asian elephant calf made her debut appearance at the Smithsonian's National Zoo, thus putting in more public appearance time this year than Melania Trump. You really got to explain that one to me. There is no explaining it. Okay. I don't get it. We're not seeing enough of Mawannaa Trump, according to Tom. Hmm.

Okay. She's like the invisible first lady. You know what, though? What's up with that? I bet he's got a follow-up joke for this one. Oh, yeah, good. He's going to tag it. When it was born, the elephant weighed 500 pounds.

So the father is probably West Virginia Senator Jim Justice. And I'm not fat shaming Jim Justice, by the way. I'm not. He does have some use. For example, he makes Donald Trump look like Richard Simmons. Wow. Jesus Christ. The way this guy connects things.

Just like elephants weigh a lot. Maybe I'll make fun of a fat guy I don't like because he's a Republican. But the fun doesn't stop there. No response from this panel. Just like, what? And, you know, he did update. I mean, like the updated reference, Richard Simmons. You know, I mean, like, it's a good reference for.

in shape guy, I guess. That's what the references. When people think about healthy guys, they think Richard Simmons. For sure. And Richard Simmons has been dead for almost two years now, and he is still in better condition than Trump. Did you write that joke yourself, Tom? That's a pretty good joke.

A rat appeared on the field at a Chicago Cubs game. They were playing against the Philadelphia Phillies that night. so they just gave a rat to a random Phillies fan in the stands who probably began to eat it. You have to explain this one to me, producer Chris. Does he think the Philadelphia fans eat rodents? Is that a thing people know about? Well, he just doesn't like Philadelphia's from Baltimore. I know.

Which isn't great. Was it a Pats or Gino's rat? I mean, like, I guess the only one. thing yeah they make the fillies down there uh i guess uh i guess they did eat some horse feces you know when they won the super bowl that's right i did see the guy after the eagles or the cereal bowl shove uh the horse shit in his mouth but those but that's that's shit and this is right yeah i mean if he would have connected that it would have made more sense uh the comedian stavros had to postpone his comedy special taping in baltimore after he injured

himself on a scooter. Finally, one of those fucking things is useful. So Stavros and Tom go way back. Both Baltimore comedians and Stavros brought Tom Myers into the zeitgeist by bringing him on Comtown showing off Tom's amazing comedy stylings. I think they listen to Make America innate again, one of his comedy albums on Comtown. So there's no love loss there. Oh, my God.

So Tom's really what he called his album, make American innate again? Yeah. Like, what does that mean? It doesn't mean anything. It's not even a very good, like, you know, analogous phrase. I mean, innate.

Inmate. So Stavros, he was supposed to come to Rochester, too, and he canceled. He was going to be at the Kodak Theater here last month. That's right. And I guess he had an injury. And so Tom goes, Hey, isn't it great?

that guy I don't like injured himself? Yeah? I don't know, man. Stabrose is a beloved comedian. What do you mean? Why would that be a good thing? I want to hear that again. He's just angry with this.

Had to postpone his comedy special taping in Baltimore after he injured himself on a scooter. Finally, one of those fucking things is useful. Scooters are extremely useful. They get you around quicker. Yeah, they're great for robbing people. People use them all the time for them. They manage delivering food.

Also, you could just lay them down in the middle of the street and piss people off when you're done with it. Scooters are the best. And on with the show. What am I long time? Good stuff. Crushed. He thinks everyone has to hate Stobroats as much as he does. It's just like, hey, I want that famous comedian from my town.

What a jerk, huh? Yeah. Got him. Good look. Good stuff. Thomas, I really have to hand it. to you because he's hard for me to make fun of. I mean, it's like I,

there's something elusive there. It's like everything that he says is, is closer to a Zen cone than like a joke. And the beauty of it is that the people on the panel have been trained to react because a couple of years ago, we listened to this and there was just silence. And it's like, it's awkward.

Yeah. So I think at one point time I'd be like, hey, if you guys can kind of like, you know, sweeten these jokes for me a little bit, that'd be great. And they're just like,

huh. Yeah, it's like a Mrs. Crabble. Ha! Yeah. That's literally all you can summon for it. Yeah.

Even, that's their greatest effort to like, to do that for him. I can't believe he gets such a distinguished panel. I know. This fucking guy, he never puts a video out. You know,

obviously they're doing it on a Zoom call. You can see that from the image that he posts on YouTube, but it's just a still image. I can't imagine. He's like, all right, guys, we're going to post for the photo.

For the YouTube. Wait, I thought that that was just you showing the still to avoid copyright problems. Nope. This is right off of Tom Myers, 3200 subscribers, 32 views on this. Three comments. And two of them are Tom. Support this channel. He's got his cash app.

It's Kofi. I've never seen Kofi. PayPal. What else? How else can I give this guy money? Venmo Zelle. Jesus Christ, Tom. He's got a Patreon.

I mean, seriously, I've never seen a more delusional person as far as comedy goes. It's incredible because he was on this channel. I wasn't on the show, but he was on this channel. And I think Vinnie Paulino was just trying to explain him. Like, Tom, you're not funny. Why do you think you're funny? He's got to meet, actually. I thought you guys were just going to ask some questions.

But he's just like, yeah, but Tom, your comedy sucks. You know that, right? And I can't remember what show it was on, but someone did ask him what's up with that title, make America in Nate again. And his explanation was bonkers. Yeah, even more insane. Yeah.

I mean, what was his answer? What runs is great. What part do you know how to say? No, no, no, it needs to be more than that, though, Tom. I can't just ride with great. Yeah, you know that words mean something. Right, yeah.

What was his answer? Yeah. To the, uh, to the not funny thing. Like, why do you think you're funny? Well, it was subjective. I run in. It's like the fireman on 9-11 and all that shit. Yeah, yeah.

He says he kills. He says he does a great job. And I've never seen him before stand up live before. Why Mike has. So Mike thinks he's great. So maybe I'm missing something. No, come on. Mike and Tom have a fun relationship.

Tom thinks that they're, I don't want to ruin anything. Tom thinks that Mike is a fan of his. And so Tom is in his chat all the time and he gifts one membership at a time. He'll give two bucks back incoming. And then the next thing is a gifted membership. But I guess it's like, wow, Tom, thanks. It's great. All right.

Let's get into Senator John's last show. Mr. Magenta put together a short parody song for us. He said he's been sitting on it. But since we released that video, proving that John's a terrible father, I mean, the way he's parenting his 12-year-old son is insane. And Mr. Magenta goes, I won't. I wasn't even going to send this in, but when that happened, I figured I would, and I'm glad he did. This is fantastic.

John is a terrible father. His family hates his guts, too. Fatherhood's failing when your son's now errands. And John fucked up with his daughters, too. Well, son, thank you, Mr. Rejata. appreciate that. Vegas beer sales Jerry. Familiar with this character, Pat?

Oh, yeah. So beer sales Jerry had to help out Grillo with his super tips when Groil was doing a show. And then people said, stop giving Grillo money because Vegas Beer Sales Jerry is a doxer. He went to Hackamania 2 to get a photo of Cardiff to share with John. And he's also done some shit where he'll be like, hey, John, you want me to share Kevin Brennan's phone number on Twitter? because he was mad at Kevin Brennan. He's just a shitty guy who's always doing nefarious things for John Melendez. And so he was recently docked by one Chad Zumach.

And it came out that Vegas beer sells Jerry. I guess his name is Jay or something like that. He used to live in Texas. He owned a liquor store. And at this liquor store, there'd be prostitutes in the parking lot. And he didn't want the prostitutes in the parking lot. So he started taking videos and sharing them with the guy's wives. which is a really shitty thing to do, in my opinion.

And so John was very upset when this news got out. It's like, you're doxing Jerry. He's a great guy. I don't know, I keep people of you guys did this. Fast forward a week. And they're like reading the article about it on the show. Jerry's trying to pull it up so they can read the article. And of course, John can't do anything on a computer.

This isn't going to work. No, I know. But I guess they found, I guess I showed my screen at some. some point. Oh, okay. That of... Hopefully you should be able to click out of that, because you get a number of free articles.

If you can't do it, that's fine. All right. All right. So, Jay, just tell us what up? There's a one pop-up ad, and John is to stop. Just like, I don't know. I'm fucking... I'll just stop using the internet that.

I don't know what to do. I've tried everything. I tried nothing. I liked that Vegas pre-sells Jerry has no confidence in Jack and figured. I was like, I mean, you can probably figure out, but yeah, no, you can't. That's fine. I'll just tell you what. Cut to the chase.

I'll just tell you what happened. Did you guys happen to catch this port? The show was very long and boring, his final show on Thursday. Do you catch any of this portion of it with Vegas beer sales and Ava on the show? I was watching this live. And my initial thought was, Ava is wasted. Much more so than usual. I was on something.

She is losing her mind. And so, you know, these hookers. And these are like crackhead AIDS hooks. These weren't just, you know, the kind of call girls you can hire, you know, upscale in Manhattan or Vegas or L.A. You know, this was bottom of the barrel street wall. And so I'd look out the front window and I'd see them walking through my parking lot. What kind of drugs is she on?

I don't know, but it's infectious. John's laughing too. John's crack up. This guy's just like telling this boring story about these hookings. and she's crying. Tom Myers really needs to get her on the show. Tom needs a very high and drunk Ava on the show to sweeten things for him.

So Ava asks about what the racial makeup is of these prostitutes. And this also tickles her funny bum. She can't believe it. And some of my customers would see this. Like with the racial demographics or was it just neutral?

It was neutral. It was, uh, so that town, that town was about, probably about, uh, 33% Hispanic, 33% black, 33% white. So it was pretty neutral. Am I missing an inside joke or something? What does Ava carrying out about? Why is she cracking up so much? I don't know, but one third is not neutral. It's a third too many if you ask me. So Jerry's so fucking boring. And for some reason, John just lets him prattle on and on about this dumb thing. And really, this is the exciting conclusion that we all come to.

And his wife had gone through this shit with him before for years, you know, and she would never leave him. And then finally, you know, I called her and I said, look, your husband's over here in my pocket like getting blow jobs. And of course, where he's going, oh, look at this snitch. Look at him snitching people out. He's a rat. okay well this lady was actually she's like you know what I've been dealing with this for years you know and so she

called her kids and they actually came and got her out of the house from him got her divorced and she moved to the other town where her kids lived and she lived a much happier life were they black? I'm not taking great

great follow question about so that story I'm calling bullshit all of a sudden he narks on this dude getting a blowjob in the parking lot tells the wife. They get a divorce. The wife moves far away.

And he's like, and she was much happy after that. So he's a hero. How do you fuck do you know? Yeah. You're following up with their? You don't know that. Just making the shit up. Lived a much happier life.

Yeah. Yeah. Her husband was getting his dick wet. She didn't want to do it. I feel like this is a win-win for these people. And this asshole has to go and tattle on. Boy, how does this guy know some random guy getting his dick sucked in the parking lot? You know his wife and how to get him?

get in touch with her maybe when he said 33 percent he meant like there's actually 33 he knows all 33 of them yeah honestly that's a good point because people the reason why no one wanted to give grillo money through super tip is because they were concerned that jerry would get their personal information and use it against them and weaponized that and it sounds like jerry's a pretty good sleuth if he's figuring out a guy who's getting a blowjob in the parking lot and getting to his wife and then finding out that the wife had the kids come and help her get a divorce. Yeah, that's a valid concern. That's a very valid concern.

That's a very valid concern. Yeah. No shit. He's a problem. Speaking of problems. So, John reads a super chap, and Ava is a white girl wasted.

She loses her mind over those. Weekwell dry drunk. Thanks for five bucks. Pinky just said if you leave for a year, shitway it will starve, his only will be foreclosed, and his wife will leave him for each one of the week wheel dry drunk is the name of the YouTuber who chatted this. That is funny. Is it?

No. Oh, okay. And that's a picture of, is that a picture of Rob Saul? Rob Saul, that is correct. That's who's on there. Abba thought that was so fucking funny. So it turns out, and I didn't realize this, I know that Abba is a musician, and she talks about how great a musician she is.

I didn't know that she was also a comedian. And they're praising Husey, talking about how great Husey is. And Ava lets us know that she has some talent too. Like, like, I admire that skill. Like, I feel like I can write funny, but like, Husey is so fast. She can write funny. She should show us that at some point. I know she had a bunch of sketch comedy things before she was a she that she was very upset with the Shuley network for posting.

Right. She struck them for doing that. She should be proud of that. You would think, though. She's a really good writer for comedy. Did a great job with the Rodney show. Right. Remember, she wrote John's act for the Rodney show.

God, what did John say? He said it was the best performance of his life or something like that. I swear to God, it's like, that's not good. You got booed off the stage before chatting dead feet dads. You were walking out. That was your best performance. Usually they throw things. Right.

Your script was ripped up. He's like, mission accomplished. No. It was terrible. Judd's complaining now about all these lawsuits that are going around. Did you have Steve Grillo is suing me, Jerry? Well, I heard someone chat that earlier, but I don't know that I haven't seen that anywhere else. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, like, I love everybody's like suing me now. Yeah, seriously. I don't know what they plan on getting, though. That's the funny thing What do they expect to get? This is a weird brag Yeah Guys, I'm broke

There's nothing you can get from me If you successfully sue me I will give you nothing in return You dumb fucks Cool Wow You must be very successful Also I love everyone suing me now

Yeah, I wonder who started that John I wonder why all of a sudden lawsuits Have entered into this world of the dabbleverse Yeah, where did they get this idea Who told them you can just start suing people over nonsense? According to from watching you, Dad. Fucking asshole. There's a certain point.

He got way behind on Superchats. He made a lot of money on this Thursday. And he got way behind. So he decides, like, he needs to interrupt the conversation and start reading some super chats. I've hung out with Sal, too. You know, a... Can I just... By the Vegas beer sales, Jerry, such a Howard Stern fucker.

He has hung out with everyone from the Stern show. He's always bragging about. that's why he's so enamored with John Melendez because he was on the show that he liked. I've hung out with Sal too. You know, a few times. Can I just read the Super Chat so you know on the screen?

Great, police. Thanks for two bucks. You had that woman buy your laptop and pay your mind. What are you talking about? Does he read this shit out of? So he interrupts him to be like, hold on a second. I got to read this $2 super chat, which he could have definitely ignored. And then he pretends he doesn't know Heather W.

Is now? Oh, you don't remember the woman who was giving you money for a laptop. And he's never been concerned about getting it off his screen before. But he left that up for a while. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck this is all about. No, we saw the text message where you're like, hey, are you going to buy me this laptop or what? Right.

Remember he was demanding a laptop from her. Oh, poor Heather W. Those were innocent times back then. This is a funny story. So this super fan, Heather W., had, I think her family is pretty wealthy. So she would just send John money all this. time. And then, as it always happens, well, John was trying to fuck her. He was trying to fly. He wanted her to fly in to Alex. She was in Texas so they could fuck. And she was going to get a good

money's dream coming. That's the best instinct. Right. Yes. I definitely got to fuck this up by fucking. So eventually she turned on him, as they all do, because they realized that John's a piece of shit. So she wanted to show John that she owned a handgun. She took a photo of her holding a handgun? And John goes, she's pointing a gun at me. That's how guns work.

He was been terrified when he opened that text. Yeah. He actually had to put his hands up and stuff back slowly away. Yes. I don't have any problems.

Lady, come on. No, I can't even use my phone. And now I got guys trying to hand me a beer on my porch. All right. So, John is taking something for his thinning hair.

He's concerned about his hair that's thinning out. You know, he doesn't want to be an old man. He says it a lot. He dyes his hair. He wants to look young and virile and horny and cool for the ladies. Oh, he's killing it. And he tells this fucking story. It's insane.

I started taking this like hymns because I thought like I started to like get like balding. You know, and I'm too handsome to be bold yet. and at least got to like lock down a next Mrs. Melendez before I, but then I was rubbing one out this morning. You jogging out this morning? Yes, and I've been taking this. To what? Tabith Stevens is always my go-to-so is always my go-to-so.

So anyway. John's jerked enough to Tabitha Stevens? What the fuck is going out here? Tabith, that's the child from Bewitched? No, no. That's what I thought, too. Somehow you made an even more dated reference than chat did. So anyway, and then, and then, you know, I spluge, but there's not, it's like.

Pat, you want me to back that off and play that again? Yeah, I'm enjoying this. It's just bad space. Just like, ugh, the fuck talks like this. God. So what do I'm jerking off this morning? And I sploge. You want to hear more of this?

You want me to go on? No. Yeah, yeah. Get to the good part. Let's talk about cleanup. Uh, you know, I spooge, but there's not, it's like, it's like, you know, you can't even fit the thing in his fucking cap. It's just like a little bit.

And then I'm talking. of Dusty, my buddy. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? You know, it's like fucking I barely come anything. And he goes, it was dusty right there. Are you taking that head? Yeah, right.

It doesn't get along to this. There's barely any come to this thing. Does it fit in a cap? All right. Well, try to get it show me this time. Let me take a look. Let me inspect a little closer. What the fuck is going on?

You know, it's like, fucking, I barely come anything. And he goes, Are you taking that hair, you know, that hair shit? I go, yeah. He goes, don't do it because my doctor said to me, you know, do you want to come or do you want to fucking have a full head of hair? You mean now? Hold on.

Your doctor has never said now. Maybe Dr. Steve would say that, but this Dusty's doctor. Do you prefer to splooge a lot? What kind of bother you looking for to come out of your cock? I'm glad you asked, Doc. Do you want to come? I prefer volume of this, please. All right, so.

Oh, my God. According to that story, I'm calling bullshit on this. We'll get to do it. But according to that story, John's taking shit for his head. And that's causing him to come less. Okay. I don't think that's a side effect to some type of hair products, but that's what John's saying. And they had to talk to his buddy Dusty about it.

And Dusty's like, oh, I know all about this. I talked to my doctor about it quite a bit, actually. There's just no fucking way at hell. Oh, yeah, there was an article in men's health about this. Yes. There's no way any of that happened. And so Ava actually has a good follow-up question when she came to, and I appreciated this. Well, is it due by and it come or is like how big your load is?

No, because you don't, it's just not a big fucking, it just isn't a big wand, you know? It's like, well, what do you care how bigger load is? Because I want it to be a fucking productive, like, all over it. It's the favorite part of it was just like I want to see that release. I wanted a big firework display. You want to shoot a map of Hawaii all over her. Yeah, I need a fuck. If I'm going to do it all on my side, I need a whole fucking thing.

Hold on a second. So he's coming out over himself and he's upset there isn't enough of it? Yes. How does that make any fucking sense? I like to really just get filthy. Yes. I want a little bit to give up my eye. That's what I'm looking at.

for. What the fuck is he talking about? He's so grotesque. And I have a great question. Like, what do you care? How much cum comes out? John recently went out of date with a woman and he said they hit it off and they'll be dating again soon. He must brag about having a podcast, right?

Oh, yeah. This woman's watching this and going like, ugh. If he's telling the dispatcher. Right. Yes. Someone's watching this and go, this fucking guy wants to go on another date with me? No, maybe that's it. maybe he's like, don't worry about it

if I come in your mouth because it's just a tiny little bit. Yes. A bubble. So I guess Dusty's doctor had a lot of information to share it with Dusty who then shared that with John

which is great. So when I talk to Dusty who you guys know who it is who is not my brother-in-law who share what he loves to say just to try and, you know, create a divide between me and my brother-law. It's so stupid, but Dusty doesn't even live in this country. Either way,

he said, uh, yeah, he's the one I said, you know, but he, his doctor said it also, you know, uh, prevent you from getting full erections. Now there's a deal breaker. Okay. Big reveal. There it is. First shot's like, I'm jerking off. Now I want to come came out. Like, okay, whatever cares. I'm trying to get it all over my fucking body. And, I want it all over the place. As Missy B says, I want a mess to not clean up. Yeah, that makes sense. So then we find out that Dusty's like, actually, but my doctor says you can't get up.

Oh, John can't get it up. Right. Now this is making a lot more sense. Because John always talks about Viagra and boner pills. It's like his favorite thing to talk about. Do you think he takes Viagra to jerk off? Well, he's said that before. That's crazy.

Yeah. That's fucking nuts. I mean, I'd be turned off being if I was him and whatever he's doing. No, he's bragged about it before. That's insane. Like, yeah, he's beating the system somehow. But there's no, yeah, beating the system as he calls it. But there's no other reason for him to take it, though.

Right. Right. Yeah, it's going to expire. So I talked about this yesterday on our little emergency show that we did. but this is fascinating. John pulls up his screen, he pulls up his email inbox in the middle of his show

because he's an idiot. And we all got to see what's going on where he got from GoFundMe. We are sending you $831.48. And of course, he also has copyright,

YouTube copyright complaint submission. Hi, John. Thank you for your copyright complaint submission. Welcome back. Yeah, fucking asshole. So there it is. John getting money directly from GoFundMe, which supposedly is to fund his lawsuit against Shulian me. I'm sorry to break in, but I just noticed he does have one unopened email from Jake Hudson.

We all have unopened emails from Jake Hudson. You've got to listen to this song, by the way, by the way. No, no thanks. That is funny. You're right. Everything else has been looked at. Even the thing that says thanks for submitting your complaint. Right. So, John and Corky here, $2 Dan, and even Ava, were talking about the GoFundMe

the Dr. Steve set up for Shulian me. And they want it audited. They want complete accounting. They want to know what's going on. Meanwhile, John's money, so we know, Shulid, I've never seen to die with that. It all goes directly over to our attorney. John's money goes to him, and then we're supposed to think that John being the stand-up guy that he is is getting all that money.

directly to Bennett Susser. Susser. So, of course, there's fucking busy bodies at the dabover. I don't encourage this kind of behavior. But I do report on it from time to time because people are now emailing Bennett Susser to let him know that, hey, we just saw that John's a bunch of money from GoFundMe.

We just saw it in his inbox. Are you getting that money? Isn't that going your way? So, yeah, the guy says, this is Jack Me Off, who wrote. So I sent an email to the... John's attorney asking whether he's aware that GoFund me, John was promoting for his legal fees, and whether any of the money actually made its way to him or his firm.

To be clear, I'm not accusing anyone of anything. I'm just a humble observer trying to understand how a fundraiser allegedly meant for attorney fees gets withdrawn, goes directly to John, and then somehow requires everyone to just trust that that money is definitely totally, absolutely going to where he says it's going, especially since Ava, Corky, and John have repeatedly alleged money laundering. Money laundering is the word they used for Shulian me. A whole money laundering operation we have with Dr. Steve. Yeah, thank God you guys got sued.

It can be this opportunity to launder money. Right. That's why I was like, John, please sue me. I said that a number of times. John also apparently said on his show that he swears on his life. He's setting the withdrawn funds to his attorney, which is always a reassuring phrase from someone with his long and distinguished record of honesty, self-awareness, and responsible decision-making.

Dude, I don't think I've ever said I swear on my life or I'm telling the truth. These are phrases that liars say all the time because they're lying. They're not fooling anyone. Anyway, I figured his attorney might want to know that John is publicly representing this money as being for legal fees, especially since donors have contributed based on that understanding. And I sent the, showed us the email. He wasn't the only one who did this. I guess this was an idea other people had.

So I guess Bennett Zusser is getting a bunch of emails from people saying, you know, John knows your money. He's got it. This is another one from Tommy B. Huy, 82. Just holding John Melendez to account. So again, just saying, hey, there's money in the account. And you should make sure that that's going to you. Because this is what's so rich about all of this and why I bring it up.

This is Abba on John's show. I do think that maybe we should consider auditing shooly in the TSN network because Dr. Steve said that part of the reason that, he was donating to them was also to cover John in case John lost the lawsuit to cover those. But it seems like Shilly's just becoming very litigious and just recklessly trying to start new lawsuits that are very self-serving. And I-laws are self-serving. Could you imagine? What is this shilly I do? Sue people for his own good?

He's like considering others? It's supposed to be for the benefit of the guy you're suing. Right. That's the nice thing to do. trying to start new lawsuits that are very self-serving. And based on Shilly's behavior and his business antics with everyone, including Ronnie, Scott the Engineer, Richard Christie, everyone that's ever done business with Shilly,

I think that we should maybe audit Shilly's books. Is that how that works? Can I ever request that? Yeah. Just her and John are going to sit down, put their visors on, go over the books. We request it. You send us your books, Shulay. get right on that

it's so rich that these fucking assholes John says up a go fund me for himself the money goes directly into his bank account and they're like I think the shulet guys have to know good Yeah good deflection Yeah okay

If you say so Last clip I have on here This is from Dad Wars Anonymous as well And someone just put together A fun little compilation of John Reading insults On his final day Doing the show

Prince Deloia now you remember him. As I've always have. Do you know yours? Boom. Nail him. Shit, he got me. I have no idea

it's birthday. I'm fuck. Let me just, really, something to prove it up, dummy. It says, your kid changed his name,

L.O.L. Good, Good ridden's deadbeat. Chad has to put it up there and address it. Call the F-O-A, scum. Thanks, Thanks for the two bucks.

Terd Spurgison. Bad when you escalated this, you got stomped by them. Yeah, I certainly seems stomped, don't I? You're begging for money for a lawsuit that you started. Chad, you sued us, and now you're crying poorer.

You fucking asshole. And you're balding. Yeah, you look terrible. You hardly come. Yeah. I heard this very little splooge get out of your tiny little wet dick, too. subdivisions

John, you were right You're a complete success Just like the Titanic Kindenberg 1940s Germany With success story Falsy 79 you're lonely

You'll be back in a week Sad really Not me You have no idea What it's like to live in my What it's like to be in my shoes Well that It sounds retarded.

Sounds confusing. If you ask me. You have no idea what it's like to be able to barely talk. So were you upset, Pat, that you weren't able to join John on his final stream this time around? I didn't even get the invitation. I couldn't believe it. That's so disappointing. Yeah.

Oh, well. Oh, well. What are you going to do? Pat, you are doing fantastic streams on your YouTube channel, which is at P. Dixon, Dixon. Get over there and subscribe to it. a lot of great guests on there lately and breaking down some dabalverse news and videos. That's right. Thanks. I appreciate that, Carl. Yeah, everybody's welcome to come join. And you do requests, play the piano. Yeah, it's mostly at night. You know, the daytime is more for the talking.

And then at nighttime, we get sexy. That's awesome. So yeah, check that out. Are you going to be on later today or tomorrow? I will. I will. Absolutely. Excellent. Well, we'll be looking for you there. Pat, I want to thank you so much for time. Thanks for coming on, WATP. Always appreciate you having you. Yeah, it's always a treat, man. I'll see you soon. Thanks, buddy. Take care. The great Pat Dixon, everyone.

And with that, I think it's time for some internet news. Internet news with Jenny Jingles. From Patreon, J.P. Opines. Earl sounds like Outside Dave from New Girl. Chris Atrell notes, a meek, tentative, quiet. Well, I don't want to press,

but you might have a problem. And he's furious. Not performative mad. It's actually the first time he kind of scared me, because it was zero to a hundred, and it was real. The negative creep back checks with, prescription opiates, known for making you alert and attentive? I'll try that next time I get pulled over and I'm melting into my car seat. Troll Hunter proclaims, the 911 audio is fucking insane. Holy shit, John is such a Karen. No wonder he claimed yesterday was his last show. This is so embarrassing. I'm listening to it now for a second time. Ha ha! Go get that loser lady

from Reddit. Suspicious Maximum reports, Beef Drippins sucks. Hugh and Cowdog offers. Too many chatters have breached containment. Cote Bologna confesses, damn, and here I was expecting Pulitzer-level analysis from a man named Beef Drippins. Quiet Soft is taken aback.

The people are turning on beef drippings? I never thought I'd live to see the day. Diablo Dick Down Under puts our VP on blast. Vinny should put more effort into his appearance. The podcast has a video component now, and he looks like a homeless guy outside of a bus stop. stop with that beard. Shave that shit off and while you're at it, drop 30 pounds.

But Juggie Banfield comes to his aid. Nah, son, he just ain't your type. Looking good, Vin, Vin. Aromatic Low adds, go ahead and apply for a job as a stylist, Liberace. Maybe you can make some nice flower arrangements for a set too. And from YouTube, Galactic Wrestling Federation,

John is such a drunk, his muscle memory is to chug every drink as if it was a beer. V2 physiques. I've had a monster, protein shake, and some water. Don't want this man is constantly shitting his pants. A Scotsman notices. Previously, John said he wasn't taking the oxycodone.

Now he's saying he did. Jason Nadell, with a very quotable, his narcissism will kill him. The booze is along for the ride. Subvertebrate asks a goddamn good question. Why hasn't anyone thought to do this before? Stucco needs to win every single pissing contest, so the way to get him to admit to,

Nate brag about his own addiction, is to claim that you have the biggest and baddest addiction in the world. And Count Shebeast Tahiti Village plays his up. out with Howard needs to apologize for S.J. He won't. Don't hold your breath. I have some voicemails. I haven't listened to these yet.

I usually curate the voicemails. I don't get a chance to. Go Sabers. Fun game last night. Sabers are moving on to the next round. Round two, baby. But anyway, this is brought to you by Gary and San Diego. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a mid. Rock and roll. All right, let's see what's going on here. Hey, Carl and gang. This is, no, it doesn't matter. I got three thoughts for you guys, and you may have talked about this. One, do you think John is doing the GoFundMe because he knows he has no money to pay you guys? So when you win, he has something.

Two, Howard Stern has been doing the new thing with Gary and I think Richard Christie about screening calls. Do you think that's him trying to prove that he doesn't have fake calls? And I don't have three. It was just two. It's fine. It's enough. No, John will definitely never pay Shulie or me a cent. No.

He will file for bankruptcy. He will hide money. He'll do anything that he can do to make sure. Remember when he sold his house to his mom for $10? Because Vince the lawyer was suing him for $12.5 million. That's what John is. So, no, he's raising that money for Bushlight and Frozen Pizza is what it comes down to. He's a piece of shit.

And I haven't heard that thing about Howard, but I believe it. That would make sense because everyone's on Howard about those fake calls. They suck. John mixes vodka into his bush lay. Nice. It's pretty good. Because you put out too many, too long podcasts. And sometimes I can't listen to things because I have a real job that requires

a brainpower. All right. Brager. And fucking the YouTube. shit, they're quartering, so about all the algorithm stuff, is nonsense. If you look at, like, really high-performing YouTube channels, but the only secret is that they do good videos that keep people coming back. Right.

That's the algorithm. The only reason that AI slot channels get anything is because they managed to keep retention on shows. YouTube will just go, how many people who watched this channel before are watching this new video? All right. You're at 45 seconds. We're cutting that.

Too long. Too long in these voicemails. Tony Maloney, remember for 11 months. What's up, Jets? Not much to say. Just using free chat before I re-up on Monday. Thanks for the entertainment while doing the yard work. All right.

Well, thank you very much for being a member on here. We appreciate that. And Umbergeist, go savers. Yes. Yes. Fuck yeah, buddy. Let's go Buffalo. Next voicemail.

Hey, Carl. According to Suttering John, once he leaves the internet, you and everyone else, your shows are all going to go to shit. shit and you'll be poor. And I don't know, be sucking dick for food or something. So I came up with some suggestions for you because I don't want you to be sucking dick for food.

Thank you. One, producer Chris needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a tie machine. Two, whenever producer Chris is not on screen, all the other guests should be asking where's producer Chris? These are good ideas. So what we want is a realistic

down-earth show that's completely off the wall is swarming with robots. And also, you should win things by watching. Information require producer Chris to legally change his name to Pucci. All right. You know how that works out, too. We all got their Pucci references. You had to reveal that at the end. We got it. Very funny. Hey, Carl, I'm calling back. Listen, take my suggestions or not. I just want to point out that I told you that I don't want you to think that you can't suck dick for food.

Thank you. Um, if you want to do that, but whatever, folks, your boat, dude, suck away. All right. What am I eating poop for then? That's her food. You know, a lot of like getting defensive with drunk driving. John, it's like, dude, just say you're an alcoholic. Who cares?

I'm an alcoholic. So what? I like drinking more than I like having you fucking people around and family and shit. Whatever. Big deal. All right. So you might want to talk to someone about that. That's not great.

Your most recent episode, 520 Mark, John does the alcoholic guttural belch talk. He's rotting like a pumpkin left out after Halloween. He looks like a pumpkin after Halloween, actually, now that you mention it. Hey Carl, I'm just catching up on today's episode, or I guess yesterday's episode. But I was just listening to the John segment and it made me think about, you know, he's kind of a piece of shit, but it'd be really funny if he'd talk with a really thick Asian accent. That's all. Good thoughts.

Hey, this is Mark St. John, that guy who played guitar on just one kiss album. Yes. Fuck you, Carl. I'm actually going to be playing guitar for stuttering. John's up coming out. So that'll show you. Sick. Oh, wait.

I'm dead. Oh, fuck. Thanks for calling it. Yeah. Thank you for your call. God. John acting like he's better than every other addict is so fucking stupid.

And he, first of all, John doesn't even have a job. So I don't know why he's talking about, oh, everybody on a fucking opioid addicts can hold down two jobs. I was fucking hopelessly addicted to opioids. And I got on. do a PhD program. So what's John's excuse?

I think people are just bragging now. Yeah. Look at how many drugs I can do. I'll be successful in life. All right, man. That's cool. Proud of you. Hey, go fucking speak. But Carter.

Genius. Fuck all the allegations about him. I support him. I like Cardiff. I hope he has a good trip to Italy. I think he's leaving this weekend. Hope he enjoys that. But genius?

I mean, the guy got trashy when he became a potato. They were like, hey, look at that. Floody Potato. That's cute. Genius. No, we love Cardiff. We appreciate all the work that he's done for us over here at Who's his podcast. And we like his channel and his shows with Rocco is a genius.

There's the genius. You'd hate that. That's why I said it. All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit. we watch at Carly.

Boom. His mom. Boom. Boom. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over.

Are we done here? I think we are. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Okay. The dabble verse is a bad scene.