Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep725 - The Pic-a-Flic Podcast

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

We’re always excited to talk about Cam Sully, the host of the Jacked Up Review Show! We found him as a guest on another ridiculous podcast all about the Muppets. He brought his buddy Oreo Brewer and together they couldn’t make a worse team. Fortunately, they’re both wildly unprepared. Earl David Reed is live in studio with us and decided to not murder Chris and me for making him watch this show. We check in on how bad Tim Heidecker is doing now that’s he’s playing the Alex Jones character before watching Brendan Schaub explain that all of his podcast friends have passed him by. Bill Burr interviewed Jason Newsted who hasn’t been relevant since 1996. But Bill knows music! He’s a music geek! So the conversation is top-notch. Stuttering John gets choked up talking about how amazing he is/was. We finish with the internet news and your voicemails. Earl David Reed - https://comedianearldavidreed.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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into it the show hosted by the western wonder and the guests and the reason why we're talking about this where Oreo brewer whoever that is and cam sely the host of jacked up review show this episode posted on May 5th 2026 a few days ago it has 10 views I'm guessing we're three of those Right? Something like that. So that's not great. But they are talking about the Muppets on this episode. I guess Cam, we know he's a big movie guy.

Are you familiar with the jacked up review show at all, EDR? No, not at all. What I love about this show, when we first discovered it, it comes in hot. It's got that theme song. It's like, you jacked. I was called Jacked up and get you checked up. And this guy, Sully has zero energy. No charisma whatsoever.

I saw that. thousand percent. No confidence in himself. A nervous laugh. Like, why would you call this the jackdup review show? I remember his roast. Yeah. That was pathetic.

The roast of Star Wars. Yeah. That was a good one. How you found that? This is... Well, I appreciate Pornstash Jay for finding. I'd never want to see this out there. But when Cam Sully shows up on video, that's a rare treat.

Yeah. We usually only get to hear his voice and see how awkward he is. Now, this episode starts off as the Western Wonder is the name of the host. And because it is about the Muppets, they have a hilarious sponsor to start things off. You're ready to laugh. Greetings, folks. I'm so glad to be speaking with you all in video form and a very rare, rare outing for me. And I do want to start things off by mentioning today's sponsor, which is very serious and very real, which is why I have this serious get up here.

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Did he forget to write some jokes in there? What happened to Jamar Malade? It's really falling. It's really falling up. Oh, man. I like that he's like, you're going to call that number? Jokes on you. It's not actually a real phone number.

Yeah, no, I know. We do. I sat through this, man. In the beginning, I said, all right, this is probably just going to get worse. And I had this whole take on it because it's with the Muppets. And I come here and find out that Chris loves the Muppets. Who doesn't love the Muppets? It's just...

We all love the Muppets here, EDR. Certain parts of it, I did. I'm not that much. I'm definitely not into it as much as these guys are into it. Yeah. Well, me neither. I will tell you this. I didn't realize that they had a reboot in 2026, the Muppet Show.

Did you know that? No. Yeah. Did you see it? Seth Rogen part of the executive producer. I wanted to remember it when it was perfect. Yeah, it came out in February, which is what this show is about, this reboot of the Muppet show, which, you know, just how can they not find someone who can do Kermit's voice? I feel like that's such an easy voice to do

I get Billy West or someone to do that Vinny does a good one Every comedian On an open mic night does it They can scout any kind of comedy club And had someone to get it Hey look at me, I'm Kermit The new Kermit voice is fucking terrible

That's neither here nor there All right Let's get into introducing Cam Sully From the Jacked Up Review show Now I'm doing a little something different today This is a little loosey-goose discussion About all things Muppets and I could not do this discussion without some very special guests to cover some great areas today.

So with me, I have Mr. Cam Sully of the Jacked Up Review Show podcast and his good friend, Oreo. Welcome to show you guys. Yeah, I couldn't do it with Oreo. I don't know if I didn't bring him along. So we'll be the Stettler and Waldorf, too, with the Western Wonder. Oh, brother. This should be interesting. There's that laugh.

That nervous laughter. He's always cracking himself up. So he brought this guy, Oreo Brewer, along. That was Cam's request, I guess. Like, I'll come out to talk Muppets, but we got to have Oreo there. Okay, so he's going to, he's going to liven it up.

Yeah, so he's going to know everything. All right. Everything there is to know about the subject at hand. This is going to be a loosey-goose discussion with all things must, but we're mostly focusing on recent media. There was a Muppet show reboot that I just now got to watching this week, even though dropped back in February.

Have both you guys seen it? No. I have seen it. I have complained to Ori about it recently, but I know he's seen some of the recent TV shows. Oh, you have complaints. No, I haven't watched anything Muppets since. It's all right. We're still going to

Edge the Island. You probably should have researched this. Why the fuck would you invite this guy in the show? And he doesn't even seem happy to be there. I can't do it without Oreo. I know. I'm waiting because, okay, this guy is the guy. Well, first of all, he seems put off by it.

Yeah, he doesn't even have the picture. He had the cookie up there. He's taking that down. Okay, so we have no way. Now we're just staring at a blank screen. But I hung in there. Carl, this is how much I love you. This is why I hung it on this. Because I'll tell you. It's a tough, listen. It's

a slog. The Western Wonders out the greatest host in the world. And bringing on Cam Sommie makes it very difficult. But how do these guys even find each other? You know, I mean, you know, let's say I'm walking out the street and I meet Chris and we find out that we have an admiration for themuppets. Who goes, you know what? We need to talk about it on a podcast.

We need to actually jam up someone's stream and talk about it. That's the part I don't get. That would be, you're asking who would do that? Assholes. That's who would do that. People need to hear our opinion about this. We should put it out on YouTube. You shouldn't.

It doesn't change my day. My thought process or nothing. No one needs to hear you. your opinion about the Muppets. I love, though. It's like, mostly we're going to talk about the brand new episode. You guys both saw it, right? No, no.

Couldn't be bothered. Couldn't be bothered with it. All right, so they're going through the celebrities. I guess in this reboot, they walk down the hall and they used to have celebrity guests on the Muppet show every week. And so they have the black and white photos as they're going through there. And the Western Wonder is pretty excited about that. Yeah, we're going to start off talking about the Muppet Show 2026.

So the opening of this show starts with the Carmen and crew going back to the Rolode Theater where they all started The Muppet Show. Now, there were some nice throwbacks that I liked. There were a picture of various, you know, successful guests that showed up on the show. You had Steve Martins, the Diana Rosses, Elton John, Debbie Harry, Harry Belafonte. There were two guests that I saw on the wall whose names I just could not remember. Do you know them, Cam? I didn't make out all those names, but there were some Easter eggs. They snuck in there.

It was kind of the best bet of the best. The Western Wonder goes, do you know which people I didn't recognize? No. How would I know what people you didn't recognize? I can't help you with that one, man. I'm sorry. What a weird first question to ask. So Sabrina Carpenter was a guest on the show.

You feel like with Sabrina Carpenter, EDR? What's he? A singer? Yes. Yeah, okay. Very lovely lady. Mm-hmm. Very famous.

I think she's from Pennsylvania, I think. Jesus Christ, everything with you is about Pennsylvania. I know, it's not. I think she's from there. You know, I have friends from Pennsylvania. Hellraiser 69 showed up last time. Oh, Helraiser, he's from Pennsylvania, too. He's a good egg.

All right. Some of you people are okay, I guess. So, Oreo's got a hot take on Sabrina Carpenter. Like, I guess the appeal of her, but honestly, I'd rather. rather go watch paint dry. Yeah, I don't know. I actually didn't know what Oros Tank was going to be, which is why I bring him everywhere with me.

Because he has hot tanks, I'd rather watch paint dry? Yeah, you never heard that one. Oh, my goodness. What is he a gay? Who wouldn't want to look at Sabrina Carpenter and we're watching paint dry? That seems...

Does the paint got tits on it? Well, maybe. What are we painting? This idea of the Cam, like, goes, ha ha this is why i bring this guy spicy hot things like that see what i'm doing here yeah this guy's great cam gets very confused often on the show he seems to not know what he's talking about he has a hard time connecting dots this is so weird too like it's generically titled the muppet show and then it's like a tv special but it's also like a pilot so i'm like okay so what's that's what's

what's going on here wow uh cam i'm going to explain something to you so the muppet show is very meta. It's like you're watching a show, but you're also watching how they make the show. You see the crowd. You see behind scenes, screen room. And Cam's confused by that. He's like, is this a TV show or is this rehearsal? This is blow up my mind.

What's going on with this thing? Why are some of them puppets and other ones are fully dressed people? What's the deal with that? Maybe this is over your head, Cam. Maybe this is too much for you. It's not. He is actually rating the show. He goes on the IMD.

to let him know what he thinks about this episode. I had my negative 4 out of 10 star review on IMDB, and they still cock blocked me. They still took me a while to let me post it. I was like, why? Who the fuck puts a 4 out of 10 review on anything? I liked it 40%. I mean, it does nothing for anyone.

One thing's for sure. There isn't a woman within a 35 mile radius of any of these guys. No. Okay. No, because I can't imagine. Imagine. If they want to do a room and it's spelled like a vagina,

they'd be like, what the fuck is this? All right. So, apparently Cam, though, is a big Muppet guy, even though he had to give that show four out of ten on IMDB.

And was confused by the concept. Yes. Very confused. Like what if you want kids. Kids look at it. They get it. Right. But he,

I think he's a, I think he's saying here he's a purist. Yeah. No, I'm a Muppets guy for life. I don't like how Disney handled them, but I also like just, I know that

they're always going to find a way to reactivate them every other part of the decade. And cookie monster is the best Muppet ever. I'm not going to lie. He's, um, fucking Oreo with the hot takes over here. Comes in out of nowhere.

No bias coming from Oreo to like cookie monster. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah, right. I like that like Oreo recognizes the Cam doesn't know where he's going with that. Yeah. Let me help you out. Just jumped in and bailed him out.

I'm a Muppet guy for life. I go deep. I ride hard. I like cookie monster. Yeah. Okay, cool. We're back. He also doesn't like the reboot.

What the fuck is he talking about? I don't know what he's talking about. He seems upset about Disney's handling of the Muppets. Yeah. The Muppets are pissed too. But, Oreo, again, with another hot take, comes in and explains what would have made this show funnier.

I think the guest presence wasn't enough. What they need is the writers from Naked Gun. Yes, the new one. Oh, totally. Look, and I like the new Naked Gun as much as the next guy. I don't watch a comedy. Just be like, they should have got the same guys from Naked Gun. You know?

This should be just like Naked Gun. No. It's the Muppets. It'd be weird if it was Naked Gun. I think these guys have so much to say. This is the longest Muppets. conversation. EDR. Hold on. E.D.R.

I'm so disgusted by this. Let's go back to what you were saying before. You and Chris meet on the street. You find out you're both. Oh, hello. Fans of the Muppets. Muppets? Absolutely.

You guys have so many hot takes and important discussions that you have to go to YouTube. And this is why you would need to get this show out. Yeah, I'm right with you. I'm still kind of settled on what kind of rating I want to give it. Like, it was nice seeing familiar faces, but I changed. just didn't quite feel the guest here. Maybe it would have benefited from being a little longer. Maybe would have benefited from, I don't know,

having the old school studio applause, sound effect. I'm not really digging the modern thing. Boom. High take. What did you think about it? I'm not sure yet. What kind of review is this?

We'll take care of that in the next episode. Yeah, yeah. I'll figure it out later. Whatever. You go. How do you not have a take on this? That's the whole point of the show, isn't it? So I guess what I'm saying is,

EDR, you're running to Chris, you guys have a conversation. You're like, I don't really care about the Muppets. Because I don't really care either. Let's do a show about it. Yeah, I'm sitting there. And I'm, you know, I don't know. I'm watching this show and I watched this whole thing through. And it was kind of brutal because, I mean, they were talking about the different characters.

And they named some Muppets I never even heard of because I'm not down into it. And they talk about the reboot. I say good dating, sir. Here's when you know you live too long, and not too long, but long enough. This is what you know you're old. is when everything you like when you're younger, they have to reboot it. I watched the reboot of,

of what was it, lethal weapon. They turned that into a TV show at one point. You don't even know what I'm talking about because it wasn't even on that long, okay? And I think, I think Damon Wayans was... I thought you were going to say naked gun. Well, naked guns. Everything.

Look, they reboot everything. And you sit there go, I sat through the reboot of Roadhouse, for goodness sakes, you know. I didn't know they existed. Yeah. And you go, okay, I kind of like the original better. But the Muppets,

The Muppets you could have left alone. No one would have blamed. Not at all. Okay, I understand what you're saying, but at the same time, they don't age out. You know, like Kirby's never going to die. Well, that's the thing. He can bring this guy back forever. Yeah.

You know, almost anyone could do his voice. Except with the guy who doesn't. I know. I'll never figure it out. Cam would do a better job. All right. Cam said something here that confused the hell out of me. I don't know what he's talking about.

Like you said, they opened up too many windows, but all we got were some just Disasterous smells coming and emitting through those windows. I don't know. What does that mean? The problem of the show, they open up too many windows and it stunk. Disastrous smells. Oh, this is killing me. It's so brutal.

I don't know why Cam Sully thinks he should go on shows and talk to people. He can't talk. It's like being at an event and wearing a shirt that's too tight. You find out you got your head through the buttonhole. Yeah. It's uncomfortable is what you're saying. The show is very uncomfortable. I mean, I'm familiar with the show, but look how life has changed now.

You got now, like, in real life, Miss Piggy's not even, first of all, you got a woman as a pig. No one's going for that anymore. Trisha Pitas. And she's a, and she's abusive. Yes. Well, actually, I'm glad you brought that up because they talk about some of her skills. And it seems to me like Cam's just a simple guy. You know, he would have been knocked out instantly by Miss Piggy.

She knows Kung Fu. I don't know why, but she doesn't. You don't know who trained her? Like, what do you mean? You don't know why she knows Kung Fu? Yeah. Like, why is this guy giving a rating on this show? He doesn't understand it.

How is there a pig who's talking English and also knows Kung Fu? This is ridiculous. Yeah. Forget the fact they're talking. That's right there. Kung Fu confuses them. Yeah. She shouldn't be traded martial arts.

Is that what pigs are into? All right, man. Like I said, I don't think this is for you. So who was the best puppet? I like this question. Because you have like, I don't know, they're just dumb characters. But who's your favorite? A favorite Muppet that you liked into a special one-off thing?

Gonzo was fine. He's always pretty well-performed. Gatto was fine. He's always pretty well-performed. I just want to go, you know he's cloth. Right? Right. Yeah.

Who really stood out to you? I mean, Gonda was fine. Like, well, that wasn't the question at all. No. Like, if you were to ask me, in my limited knowledge of Muppets, I would go, okay, maybe it is the cookie monster. Or you have to go with Kermit. He's like the star. Anybody else is like, you know, it's kind of.

I don't think Cookie Monster is a part of the Muppet show. Is that Sesame Street? It's Sesame Street. Oh, I got my towels. Which, no, but no, you're right. I mean, they were talking about it. They were bringing him up as their favorite Muppet. Yeah.

So I don't know. But you, what? You have a favorite, Chris? Who's your favorite? I don't have a favorite. Okay. I thought it was fine. Yeah, whoever the guest star was.

Alice Cooper. Yes. Yeah. So, Cam gets asked what he rates to the show. Now, he's already told us. He gave it a four out of ten on IMDB. Yeah. Without being on a show, he had to let them know what he thought about it.

He gets another chance at it. Yeah. Out of five stars, I'm going with a one. I don't give a damn. I don't give a... Okay, maybe it'll be a half. But it's bad. Okay.

All right. All right. I'll settle on a three and a half. I watched it twice. I think that's my final rating for now. It's serviceable enough. It's acceptable. Yeah, no, you're right.

And it is, realistically, it's a two, but because I'm trying to send a message here, I'm going to. A message? What message? Thank you. The message is that.

You need to find a better crew. I'm like an Oreo more and more. Yeah. It's just like, we need to send a message. Four people are going to watch this. Pluses and Mubbitts. What's the confusion with the half star? You know?

Okay. So I'm going to break down. I have some math skills. And I show off from time to time. Back in a line. If he gave it four out of ten and they go, what would you give it out of five? And he goes one.

That's incorrect. Okay. If he goes one of the half, also incorrect. The answer would be, two. Do you see what I just did there, Chris? Yeah. Yeah. That was division.

So the idea that he's like, I'll give it 1.5 and then Western Wonder gets a 3.5. Then big it out of 10 if we're doing decibels. Yeah. Right?

Yeah, right. And the Western Wonder, did you say he watched it three times? You watched it twice, I think. Oh, twice, okay. And he gave a three and a half. He seemed to enjoy it. I think he was kind of bummed out

that Oriot doesn't give a fuck. And the cam's like, ah. I want to shit all over this. Yes. Oreo's got a great joke here. This is hilarious. I don't care how many hands you have with that puppet's ass.

It doesn't work. The one and a half is best. Waka, wake up, waka! I don't care. How many hands you have up that puppet's ass? Is that how puppetry works? I'm not sure. You get as many hands up there as you can.

The more of the better. I think you need a free hand. Not on the facial expressions. Get some more hands up there, people. the finger sticking out the ear this is good I like this a lot all right

there's also a great Trump joke that comes out of nowhere from what I can tell that's right yeah you're right is it the worst Muppet thing

no but it's definitely we have one in the White House you're right absolutely huh the fuck just happened or it just goes yeah i got one in the white house i'm like ah trump stakes right yeah yeah good stuff

i'm lost and i'm not the only one who's lost cam gets lost very easily when he starts talking he doesn't know where he's going with his sentence and he trails off so yeah they were the real world muppets yeah they were making fun of everything and uh even thor god of thunder where every day Yeah, it was everything. Ken, did you want to complete that sentence? No, we're good. Okay. You're not going to giggle your way out of this one, Cam.

Dude, what is wrong with him? I don't know. He's mentally off, right? I guess. He's not all there? Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at these people. I remember, oh, no, they put it up on the Internet for me to laugh at. That's true.

So thank you for that. We appreciate it. But they put it up there thinking it's good. That's what really disturbs me. They're like, no, I think we got it this time. That's where we come in. When you put stuff out of the internet, you probably think it's good. I don't know.

I don't want to stay off the internet. This is the worst thing you can do when you're interviewing Cam Sully or having a conversation with him on a podcast. There's a lot of things going on in 2026. So I guess we could break it out two movies that you like that come out so far this year and upcoming movies that you're anticipating. We're going to start with things that you've seen so far. Cam, take it away. Uh, nothing from this year. Not yet.

Not yet. So Cam's a movie guy. They come on. He's like, yeah, I'm a movie guy. And the Western Wonder goes, all right, what's a good movie you've seen this year? Take it away. By the way, take it away, Cam is the dumbest thing you can say to this guy.

He's not going to take anything. If anything, bring it back, Cam. Yeah, yeah. He's going to drop it immediately. Let us know when you have an original talk. If this was a relay race, he is dropping that baton every fucking time. Take it away, idiot. So he goes, I haven't seen any movies.

Like, really? Okay. And then he brings up the substance, which is like two years ago or something. So I was like, well, good try, I guess. And then, Cam is speaking for all the white people at one point in the show. Oh. It gets very racial, EDR. I don't know if you picked, went that deep with this episode.

More racial than Uga Booga? I'm right next to you now, you son of a bitch. Yeah, the Uga way so loud. Listen, I have popularized Hugo, Booga. Kevin Brennan used that now. I know. I saw it up in a day, too.

I was like, no, we're not supposed to keep using that. All right. Well, his wife is Hispanic, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. That's close. All right. It's close. You're Puerto Rican, right?

Yeah, so Cam is speaking for the white people. Calling out the fucking idiots in the room. I'm just like, there's none of them here, but I just mean in the world. I'm just like, yeah. I'm not trying to speak for everybody, but I'm speaking for all of the white people who are idiots. Yeah. Who I'm not going to apologize for anymore.

I'm like, yeah, we deserve to fucking die. Yeah. Speak of truth. Yeah. Kill a Whitey. Well, so Whitey says kill Whitey? Yeah, Whitey's like, hey, by the way, I think we should all die. It goes, I'm not speaking for all the stupid people, but I am, which means he's stupid.

He's one of the idiots. He's one of the idiots instead of speaking for him. Okay. Listen, I don't want to speak for everyone, but I'm going to just speak for everyone. Yeah, listen, you know, kill us. My people, stop sticking up for black people, okay? Now it's getting annoying. Well, I know.

Right. The Western Wonder is on here going, kill Whitey. Yeah, that's what I've been saying for a while, man. Good call on that. And I don't know, Oreo, I don't know what his race is. We don't see, he might be a mix. I would guess. I would think he's a name Oreo.

I'm thinking that. There's two things he could be. He could be a mix, or he could be a mix, or he could be a black guy. that acts like a white dude. Oh, do they call them Oreos? Some people call me that sometimes. Does that offend you? No, I pull out my penis.

It's over after that. I said, good day, sir. I was mistaken. You are actually black, my dad. Am I? You have a form of ID? Do I? Death to whitey.

Yeah, go for it. You know, a war that wasn't started by them. I'll wait. I don't know, right? Where's the outweights coming from? Why is everyone saying, I'll waste that? How did we get there?

How did we get there? That was really funny, though. They're just like, ducked to white again. Like, yep. And we're the worst. Kill us all, for sure. I don't know. I can't play any more clips of that show.

It's brutal. It is brutal. And, you know, I watched it. And I thought, I just said, who's watching this show, which is, it's good for you. because, you know, you're able, but I'm like, you get up there. So what is their next episode going to be? You almost makes me want to watch their next episode to see where they progress from here. You want to come back?

No. But if you go back next week, we'll do another pick-a-flick episode. Now, and when's the last movie you've seen anyway? I haven't been in the movie in years. I mean, you still go to the movies? You still go to movies? We did see Naked God. Okay.

I bet I got both you beat easily. Last movie I saw. I saw. Creed 2. Oh, it was Thanksgiving Day. That's a way. It was back.

And you know what the last movie I saw before that one was? What's that? Creed. I would Thanksgiving Day and then four years later whatever it was,

I went that way. I just, first of all, I can't stay awake that long in the theater anymore. Yeah. Chairs are too comfortable.

They are. They're way too comfortable now. You can totally pass out. I almost did during the running man. I did sleep there in the running man. I did sleep there in the running. Oh, you saw the new running.

That's another remake that... How do you have a movie that replaces Arnold Schwarzenegger? He's the whole thing. There was no reason for that movie to get made. No. That was my takeaway. I'm like, why is this exactly? If Andy didn't buy the tickets, I would not have seen that movie.

Thanks, trucker. It was a great time. Thanks, funny. All right. It is time for our... Bridge of the Week. Grinch of the Week. People have been covering this, but, you know, Alex Jones lostinfowars.com.

And the Onion purchased it. And what the onion is done is taken Tim Heideker. to replace Alex Jones on the Info Wars program. Have you guys seen this at all? No, I haven't seen it. It is so bad. It's so douchy. Doing an Alex Jones impression is pretty like somewhere to Kermit.

Everyone can do it. Everyone fucking does it. And Tim couldn't be more lazy. They spent like over a million dollars to own Info Wars. This is what they've done with it. Everybody, it's Tim Heidecker here. I'm broadcasting now. live on the internet.

Thank you for joining me. We have major, major announcements to go through here. Lots going on. A lot of turmoil the past couple of days. On our road to total victory, we have just won a major battle, folks. Okay, Alex and his gang of liars and scoundrels have been cast out into the street. They have lost InfoWars.com and their various platforms now. They have been cast out, ladies and,

gentlemen and make no mistake we will be the new info wars now we got to go through the machinations of the court and we've had some you want another take at this you want to start from the top and try that again tim tim idaker has a podcast that we've made fun of a few times because it's this improv style like don't write a script we'll just work through it as we go and it's lazy and very boring and unfunny how can you not have jokes written you're making fun of Alex Jones, you got nothing? Is this the voice he's going to use the whole time? Yes.

Because I can tell you right now, keep it eye. It's going to wear it out soon. Oh, yeah. He's going to be out of that. It's exhausting. Yeah, it's exhausting. Setbacks over the past couple of days, but that is not stopping us. It is not tempering our resolve over the next several days or weeks you will see much more coming out of this.

So I just wanted to give you that, as you know, on the past couple of days, this third court of appeals down there in Texas has granted Alex. has granted Alex a temporary stay delaying justice for the Sandy Hook families, all right? This is merely a distraction by the courts. We knew this was going to be coming. We've prepared for it. We are content. And we're off to a bad start. I guess my point is if you're going to do a show where you imitate Alex Jones and make fun of them,

very mockable guy. Oh, he says ridiculous shit all the time. Pretty over the top. Why the fuck is this how you started up? by explaining how you're going through the court of appeals and where the courthouse is. Yeah. Where's the stamp of the onion. Right. So what happened to the onion?

Remember, that used to be a funny thing that people enjoyed. All right. That's enough of that. It goes out and out of that. He talks about drinking blood and stuff. Another cringe of the week. This one comes in from our buddy Jody B. And Brendan Schaub.

I love what's happening with Brendan Schaub because he's finally just embraced it. He's just like, all right, everyone fucking hates me. and my career is going to shit. I'm not smart. I'm not smart. I've done everything wrong. I'm not funny. All my friends are surpassing me and everything that they do.

They might not even be friends. Him, yes. Him and Brian Gellin are on the fighter and the kid. Listing all of the people who have surpassed them in podcasting. It's actually kind of funny. Tony, could you tosses that life? Oh, you're busy?

Oh, no, it's stupid. No, the water's not that cold. We're fine. We'll figure out. You know what? We'll figure out. Tim Dillon, is that? Oh, can I bar your or?

Oh, you're using it. Oh, that's all right. No, you go on. You go on. He can't hear you. Theo, we're all out of water. You can't hear you. Theo, we're out of water.

I've been drinking by his piss. Got it. You think he could toss it? You need all the water. I know, but you have 24-K-gat-you-got-you-ne. Yeah, you never know when you're out there. Okay, we'll wait. We'll wait.

We'll wait. Oh, there goes Rogan. A giant crucially. He can't hear you. Rogan. Oh, good. Hot, hot. All right, man.

Man, that thing's sweet-looking. The way this podcast is coming to an end is very funny. Because they won't let go. No. Brennan keeps saying, like, yeah, the show's over. Brian Callin stinks now. He's not funny. And no one likes us.

Everyone's doing their own thing. No one wants to be on the show. You know, that kind of shifted, though, because Brian Callan at one point was like a funny dude. Yeah. And I don't know what it is. And I still think there's something. some place for Brendan Chob. I'm not sure yet, but there's some place for him.

But here's the other thing, too. It's almost like with the Stuttering John thing with the Tonight Show and the Howard Stern thing, is like, usually if you're within that realm of Rogan, it's like, you're pretty, you should come off something. You know, something's got to splash off to him on you, you know. And I think that's happened with a lot of the guys, with the exception of Shane Gillis, who's just outright just kills it. Shane Gillis got very famous before going on Rogan. Right. I remember when he was fired from SNL before he was ever on SNL. He wanted to go on Rogan and tell a story.

And Joe was like, no, we're not doing that. And then Shane Gillis made it on his own, got really big. And then Joe had him out. And now he's on regularly. And he's very funny on that show. Do you know his first gig? Shane Gillis is? Yeah.

He opened up for me. Really? Yeah. You know Shane. In Pittsburgh. Yeah. And because we actually live near New Pennsylvania. More Pennsylvania talk.

Listen. Is he from Pennsylvania? When the bills start renting something, I'll bring up Buffalo and stuff like that too. I'm sorry, that was a cheap shot. It's my saber. Nice going with the uga-buga thing. I know.

I really ruined our relationship. Listen, I got to tell you something. After he said uga-buga, I was like, well, I guess Chris is the only one I like. He's the only one. My wife is lovely. He's gone. You know, Zens gone. Zend's like this coast from being black, or trying to be.

And everyone else is out all these jokes and everything. And then when Brennan embraced it, You know, I was like, well, it's just bigger than that. I think I've told this story before, but I had no idea that was captured on video. Famous words of everybody. And it wasn't the next morning, they're playing it on Tukki soup. I'm in the airport, just listening to my earbuds. And Tukki's like, do Carl just call Kevin's wife?

I was like, what the fuck? You, Mel Gibson. Yeah, I know, right. What's the brothers there? What's his name? It was on Saturday Night Live. He was yelling at his daughter or yelling with his daughter. Oh, the Baldwin.

Yeah, the Baldwin. Now you're grouped in those. I got to be honest. I'm watching out of watching out. I think was caught yelling an N-word or two. He says, boogga. I stopped the thing. And I was like, I had to go through my black glossary.

you're like, how offensive is this one? Hold on a second. That sounds offensive. I didn't know what to be mad. It sounded very, very ethnic. It was really heavy. I mean, I think it's more like saying Negro in the forwards. I think it's an appropriate term to you.

It was sauteed in a lot of Negro. I tried to go back to that and I was like, oh, man, oh man, I used to like him. Well, Chris is like. Well, the good news is that guy's. started confronting Anthony Coomier after that. I started to get to do the other 18 racial slurs that I had ready to go. Yeah. Talking about Kevin's wife.

He's like, well, exit stage left. Yeah. I see you guys get busy. I noticed, too, about the dabblevers. I'm so interested. I love this whole thing. I think it's great. I can't explain it to anybody.

No one cares. I can't even. I say, well, watch. And they watch. I go, what am I watching? I go, you got to keep. But in any case, what I like about it is, is that everybody is like, there's all these characters. It's like when they had the thing, when you guys went down to New York to see the show.

Yeah. Okay. Rodney's. He's watching the show. And I'm watching this thing. And I'm going, there's all these comedians here coming to see one guy that they want to see bomb who's not even smart enough just to go, hey, listen, let me just do my stuff and bomb and give the people what I want. He, he bombed beyond his bombing, which was ridiculous. We should talk about that.

You've been a stand-a-comed comedian for decades, a seasoned vet. how did you have you ever seen a show go sideways like john's show did it rodney's well there's a couple of things first of all um there look bottom line the whole thing is i think john failed the club and the club failed john yeah okay the club didn't have security the gentleman that went up and and grabbed the piece of paper or anything you know no one should get that close to the stage agreed but the thing is too if he doesn't go up and grab that paper now john has to do that something. Right.

I know. Tommy Jordan gave an out. He gave him an out. So he was able to go ahead and just walk. The club, on the other hand, you know. Missy B's in the chat. Oh, we're throwing the Edward around.

No, Missy B. Go on your boyfriend show. That's what we're doing here. I'm sorry. What were you saying? The other thing. A side note, the Kuma cracks me up. I can't go to my reunion anymore, but I'm a big fan.

Don't say it. On the internet. But yeah, so, but I think the club kind of failed him too because they let him get away with the 10 minutes. All the stuff that went on, all the stuff is you have to do your time. Yes. Okay. And I think that's what it is. But see, it was so rough because the crowd, if the crowd shows up, the best thing the crowd could have done in that situation would show up and say nothing.

Yell nothing, do nothing, and put him on the spot. That would have scared him more than you guys yelling because he's ready to be yelled at. Well, okay. So I was there, and I was booing, but only because I was talking to Zen before the show, you know, I was sitting with Zen. And he was going, yeah, we got word that John's going to go up and just read the police report for Anthony. Like, oh, if he does that, that's the laziest thing. Yeah. He can do.

I'm demanding a refund. You know, if he does that shit. So as soon as he started doing that, like, the crowd just turned out of immediately. Because we were ready to sit back and watch the squeegee bit. Everyone was there to like watch John try to do comedy. That's fun to watch. It's hilarious. Yeah.

And it's like you go see Dice and everyone goes, hey, hickory, dickry, doc. You go to see Billing Ball. Hey, here's your sign. You go to see Jeff Foxworthy. You know, you might be a redneck. People wait for that stuff. Of course. Okay, so, but he didn't fulfill that.

And then they had another show with Brandon, who I think is a funny dude. Very funny stuff. He went to the Just for Laughs in Montreal. I saw a clip of him doing that. Yeah. And, you know, and it's so funny that they all go to the same place to put out. And this is no. I don't want to really crap on anybody, but it's like when you used to go to his club in New York,

it's like you're performing in New York City. And it was when I started, it was hard to get on stage because you had all kinds of people wandering and everything. And it just seems to be a little lax now. It's like, well, let's see who we can get on stage that are going to bring some people in. You're saying that Rodney's booking Chad Zumach and Ray DeVito on a Saturday night is not a good look for Rodney's? Is that what you're trying to say?

I just think on a Saturday night. I think on a Saturday night. Like, well, like, if you go to the comedy seller on any night, anybody can walk in. So I would just hope that the guy that has the Rodney's, his club gets to be that point where, you know, like Chappelle's going to want to come and do 10 minutes or something like that, you know. But the hard part about that whole night is more than what was going on stage was the posturing and the flexing that was going on from all the people there. Because you had all dabbled person. A lot of personalities. Everybody was a star.

Yeah. Okay. Everyone wasn't going to be less than any other person. the Stevie Luce and the Brennan's and, you know, and you had, you know, Bob Levy and had, so you had all this thing. Lucy Tightbox was there. Right. Oh, I got to tell you story. She says hi, by the way.

Off the air, yeah. But I can't tell you on the air because I'm embarrassed about it. Oh. But in any case, you're going to have to wait until next time. Can't wait. Well, I'll tell Carl and he'll obviously tell you. I'll do an emergency show tomorrow. Hey, we got an emergency show on the Oga-Buga.

We finally got an answer to do, is it tight or not? I'm here to report. But, yeah, but it was like. It was like all these things. So I could care less about his show. Once you started reading the thing, I was out. Yeah. But I was looking at the reactions, a people interaction, like you going up and seeing Brennan.

And it's funny. It's kind of like a, this is an old reference, speed racer, kind of a racer X sort of a thing, where, you know, you guys don't really like each other, but you know each other. And everyone, you know, but they still kind of coexist in this universe. That's just the funciest thing. And I tried to explain it to somebody that night. And I go, well, just watch. and they were like, no.

We don't get it. You know, we lost you when you tried to get me to watch the potato that was floating. So I was arguing with, no, everyone loves the potato. I was arguing with Mike Geary, my mic, about this on Thursday, because we were playing clips of the owner calling out the people who came out to the club, talking about this past Saturday, Brian in the show. Bob Levy, he headlined, talking about the people who came out to the club, talking about some of the comics that were on stage and how terrible they were.

And Mike Gehry was going, as a club owner, How can you say this shit? Who would want to work at a club like that? My point was, he doesn't want people like this at his club. He doesn't want people coming in and just screaming at the comic and just having inside jokes going back and forth. He said, I had regulars who come in and just want to see a comedy show.

And there's Kevin Brennan fans, for sure, who don't know about MLC or whatever. And, oh, Kevin Brennan's performing. I'll go to that. And then it's just like all inside references on dabble versus shit. They're just like not even trying to make jokes. I can understand a club owner being like, I don't want this whole shit in my club.

people are going to show up to see comedy and have no idea what's going on. But the bottom line is he determines who gets on his stage. True. So it's like if you don't want that, you don't have to have that there. And that's no disrespect to him. Listen, anybody provides a place for anyone to go tell jokes, that's a cool dude because a lot of people that are doing it anymore. Yeah.

But, I mean, as far as the quality of it is concerned, you know, you used to be able to go on stage at a comedy club in New York. You had to pass the beyond. In other words, you had an audition. And the owner would sit there and watch you went, okay, now you're good enough to hang out and come down here. I mean, that is still the case from most of these places. Like, in the cellar, the cellar, village underground or something.

But I don't know how the other places operate anymore. I know Carolines is, I don't think they're there anymore. They're gone, yeah. Yeah, they're gone. And so I don't know what the dynamics is. So I don't know whether, like, a place like the seller is going to get people to come in. But maybe nowadays, it's like, well, I'll just put people in here that I know they're going to bring people in.

I'm not really concerned about the content or nothing because. Yeah, no, the seller does really well. It's still A-list. Yeah, comedians as far as like comedians go. You're going to always see a good show when you go there. Rodney's, you know, obviously it was Dangerfields. It was run down kind of a dump and the guy bought it and was trying to make it nicer. Louis J. Gomez is claiming that he's going to buy Rodney's.

Oh, okay. Which would be very good. Well, is the guy that owns it now? Is he a former comedian or is he a comedian or something like that? All comedy club owners think they're comedians, but I don't think so. Well, it's funny because there's a lot of comedy club owners that are basically own the building and then they establish themselves. as a authority on comedy. Like, you know, I went to a comedy club in Ohio one time, and the guy goes, you know, I've been here for 15 years and I've, I know what good comedy is.

It's like, no, you don't know what it is. You just know what brings people in. Right. So, yeah. But maybe he will buy it. Maybe it'll become nice, but I can't imagine what it would cost to buy a place on the, like in the main drag in New York City. Yeah. You know, you know, maybe he needs some investors.

He does very well with Gas Digital and all the Skankfest stuff that he does. He is a very good business person. So if anyone could pull it off, I think it would be Lewis. And the thing that he has working for him is that he does Legion of Skanks live at the stand right now. He can move that over. There's other shows on Gas Digital. They could do live shows there. So he'd be able to fill it up on the weeknights pretty easily, which is the popularity of the podcast that he has.

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Thanks. Hey, would you blow me? Appreciate you. Did we ever do a Bilber Stinger? I feel like somebody gave me a Bilber Stinger. Yeah, someone did. Right? Wasn't it, Ed, the editor?

Probably made one for me. He'd ever put it on my board or anything. This is very professional on me. EDR's like, well, Carl, you're really killing it over here. You do such a great job. I'm just dropping every ball possible. It's like, it's, yeah, he's like you're flying a plane over here. You're doing well.

I'm doing terrible. Bill Byrd did a show this week. A video show. He doesn't do that very often. No. But he got on a Zoom call with Jason Neustadt. And if you're wondering, what the fuck do you want to talk to Jason Neustadt about? That's a great question.

I would want to talk to him about Metallica. Yeah. And not what he's currently doing. Why didn't you play bass on it? Justice for All. Right. That would be a really good question. The way Bill...

Bill's very bad at interviewing. And I'll just say this because EDR is here. I respect Bill Burr. I think he's an amazing stand-up comedian. I'm sure you agree. He's a pro's top-notch. He's terrible podcasting. And he keeps getting worse.

He does the voices and stuff. Fortunately, when he's talking to someone else, he doesn't do the voices. He just talks like a normal person. There's something about being alone. It fucks people up. Oh, yeah, you got to have somebody that bounce off. Yeah. Like, even when they see morning shows and it's one guy, you know, and if you go into town and perform in that one, they're like, are you going to come in studio?

And they can't wait to have you in studio the bounce people off. Yeah. Because you just start talking weird. You're trying to entertain yourself. Anyway, not the point. The way he introduces Jason Neustead is brutal because Jason's up on the screen during this. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd.

It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. What's going on? I hope you're in a good mood. I hope you're having a great week. If you're not, we've got a great guest for you to cheer you up. One of the all-time greats and someone I've gotten known over the years. And just been so generous and just been really cool and all of that.

And legendary bass player, he's going on tour. July 1st through the 25th, last two dates, 24, 25th, the Reimann, legendary Riemann in Nashville, Tennessee. The Chop House Band's first time, finally getting out there in 34 years of jam, and we have the one, the only, Jason Neustead. What's going on? Hey, Bill. Thank you for that.

That was wonderful. Good to see. I'm getting better at the intros. You want to get better at the intros. Like a child. I got good, huh? That was I did good? You like that?

I went potty. I felt so bad for Jason. he's just like, like, yeah, man, all right, cool. Yeah. You get it. Hi. Thanks for having me. Jesus Christ.

He's on tour. He's a legend. He's played in a legendary venue. Doesn't see what the word legend means anything the way he introduces this guy. And his first question, I wouldn't say, is not a question. You look pretty good. So filling people who don't know, like, I got to know about your, the whole chop house thing.

I probably, I think when I was doing a gig in San Francisco, you stopped by with all of those guys. And it's a group of musicians that you're, uh, when I'll let you tell it here. Go. Yeah. That was the first. Bill wasn't prepared for this at all. You got, yeah, you got like a band and stuff and you guys, like get together and play music. You start talking.

Sure, man. All right, cool. Thanks. Yeah. The band. And we play music. What I was excited about when I saw that he had bass player, although someone else plays bass in his bands. I don't know what Jason Neustead does.

But when I saw that Jason News said was on the show, I went, oh, Bill considers himself a music aficionado. He's a drummer. And he loves performing and talking about it. And he'll even sing us the drum beats that he does on his show from time to time. And so this is perfect for him. And so it's still fun is the main thing. still in the chop house band as always. That's amazing.

So when you get ready, you know, me, I'm definitely beyond a music geek here. I always get interested in this. So when you guys, you have been playing, you know, in between projects too or whatever with this chop house band, like, how long is it take you guys?

Like, you're like, all right, so the first date is July 1st, da, da, da, da, da, how long do you guys rehearse where you feel like you have it up to speed? and second part of it is it's something that moves around each night or whatever or is it sort of this is the set

and we're locked in. How do you guys do this? That's a music geeky. Short answer, yes. He's nervous. What the fuck. He's intimidated by him. Right.

What is that? Yeah, he's really nervous. I kind of feel bad for him, actually. Because he's trying to get that question and he's like, but he's doing too much. And this gentleman here said, there going, okay, I'll wait for you to finish before I answer it because I've seen interviews. We've done interviews when I was on radio with band guys that know.

Sometimes they just say, no, I'm not doing this and they just take off. So this guy is being very patient. I see, yeah. I guess they're friendly with each other. They know each other a little bit. So he's being, Jason's being very polite with them. But what was that question? How many rehearsals do you have?

I still don't know. Hey, Jason, you got this band going on the road. How many rehearsals do you guys get in before you start the shows? And then second question, do you change the set list every night or do the same set? That's what Bill just asked, I think. It took for fucking ever from to get it out. Here's the irony of it is he's saying this question to this gentleman as if someone would come up that talks about comedy. Because they always go, well, do you just do the same thing every night or how often you change your job?

What's your process? You put together an hour long special. Yeah. How many times you got to rehearse that stuff? Yeah. Yeah. So he is a music geek, though, as he said, and he'll prove it here. But because of that, like, I look at a lot of stuff from back in the day, and I keep thinking about that. Like, I'll say to my wife a bit, this is all human beings making this sound.

Like, there'll be like an orchestra, like it's even like an award show. And someone will just come out. And they'll play like some eight-second ditty, but it's like 40 people playing, starting, stopping, hitting all at the same time. And it's just like, um, so people make music like musicians. Bill, I talked to my wife about this. I'm like, can you believe those musicians that was making that music over there? Yeah, that's how it's always worked. What do you mean?

He's saying the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Yeah, he's, he's definitely nervous. It's weird. Nervous, yeah. You know, like that orchestra? Those are like a bunch of different people all playing music at the same time, and it sounds good together. When we go see Earl later, he looks. Look, he's talking.

Oh my gosh, look, he just made a joke that made me laugh. Holy shit. Did you hear that? That's a real person telling jokes. Like a comedian one. And I got to tell you, Jason Newsett is not selling me on this new project. Not with things like this. So repertoire has been peeled down from about 35 to 25 now.

It's 15 originals and 10 covers. There's maybe two songs that most people know as far as the cover song goes. Most of them are more obscure. We do only songs from heroes like most people do. That sounds terrible. It really does. So it's a vanity project. So you guys are playing for yourselves.

Cool. Good stuff. Can't wait to see it. Yeah, the emphasis is on fun, but only for them. Yes, we're having fun. Oh, good. So it's like noise rock. Well, he does explain the covers that they do that you would know,

rocking in the free world, which I never need to hear again in my entire life. That song blows. and then this is a, I believe, a Cardinal Sin. Chris, you and I played in bands for a long time. We've talked about this specifically. Uh-oh. We do turn the page, Metallica version,

and so that's kind of every once in a while, but that's the only two that anybody would probably really know as a regular listener. Oh, that's kind of cool. You do a Metallica song, but it's a cover. No, a cover of a cover is never cool. No. We do Metallica's version of Bob Seeger.

Why? Matalica does the version of the Bob Seeker. It's so hard because the guy was in Metallica. Yeah. So, you know, if anything he does after that, people are just going to be like, they'll always compare it. Of course. So he's got to go in with the attitude. Like, hey, you know, we love what we're doing and everything.

And people will still come out and see him. I'm sure people are still coming out, you know. Yeah, it's probably not an ample theater. It's coming on the same venue, Metallica's playing. It's on a football stadium. But it's something. You know why he got kicked out of Metallica? If I'm not mistaken, it was because he had a side project.

Oh, man. And James, or maybe Lars, one of the assholes was like, nope, you're either in Metallica, nothing else, or you're fucking out of here. But that's, it's funny because this is kind of a life that, like, a lot of us don't get to because... Speak for yourself. I'm in the isotopes. Well, I go ahead. We'll get to the isotopes.

I got a question about that. I'll tell you about being a rock star. I can tell you all about it. But I mean, it's like, where you, you're at this level where you think, you know, being in Metallica is just not enough. Yeah, right. I can do better. I could do better.

I could have a side project that people are going to go, we're going to flock right to that. And it's like, no. Who likes obscure covers, everyone? You've never heard this one before. Cool. Bill, I don't know what he's saying here. He's talking about retirement. I'm not sure if this is even our question.

You know, I don't want to die on stage, man. I want to like to think that I reach a point of happiness. where I can be like, you know what, that was an unbelievable ride, but I'm good, man. I'm going to put my feet up. I did it. Going to have Arnold Palmer and just stare at the backyard for whatever I got left. Stared at the backyard. No, dude, it's just, you know, I'm at, I don't know how you feel, but I've definitely, in the last few years,

gotten to that point where the world's starting to pass me by, like, it's moving too fast. I don't know what's going on. And, uh, you know, a lot of, do you remember this? And people like, yeah, no, he can't like. Not really. No, I tried. What's going on? What was he saying?

What was he? I don't know. How long is this entire interview? An hour. And is it all Bill talking? Jason talks. I didn't clip those parts. Okay.

All right. I'm feeling the parts for Bill sounds like an idiot. No, I got you. Well, I can almost see what, understand what he's saying because it's like, especially you take a guy like this, he's at a certain point, he's done a lot of things. Sure. He's made a lot of money, you know, they can put him in a TV show. But then, you know, when you're at this level, everything's just kind of the same plane.

So he has to figure out what that next level is that's going to make him feel cool about it. And so far he probably hasn't seen it. So he's like, oh, but dying on stage is, listen, I'd rather fall over on state. You know, my biggest fear is? What's your biggest fear? dying in a hotel room. Oh, the Bob Sagget. I'm scared. I'm scared of that. I'm just, I'm just scared because you're by yourself most of the time. Sure. You know, and just scared of like to, oh, you know, I'm just scared of me to stay with you tonight. What's that? Can I sleep over with you

tonight? We're saying that. Lucy can stay over you. You keep your oogoo-go-buga-loving ass and that's over there. But it's like, that's like a big fear. Lots of girl get rejected by his boyfriend. It's really big. And you know, it's funny is I, I actually, I actually, I actually, I actually, you know, I actually sleep with my phone. I actually sleep with my phone. Sure. don't know why. If I go in my sleep, that ain't going to help. But for some reason, I want to be to make the best effort that I ever can. So I understand what he's saying to that point. But he's done a lot of stuff. If you saw, if Bill Burr was on a TV show, would that you make you go, wow, Bill Burr's doing more? No, so he's at a point where it's like he's in this

level of what he's doing. He really didn't have to do it. He's done movies. He was in a, Mandalorian, right? Yeah, Mandelorian. He sells out comedy shows wherever he goes. goes and all the project he does. And he's lost all credibility after doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Yeah. So there's that going out of this career. But he's got that money. So, you know.

You know, dying in a hotel room, I don't know how I feel about that. I think it would take weeks for them to discover it because they don't fucking clean hotel rooms anymore. No, no. They don't. But here's the thing. You have to call them to tell them. Can I get some new towels? No, no. Here's a thing. That shouldn't be a phone call after me. No, here's how they'll

find you. Yeah. Okay. Mark, well, we'll lose, I don't know why I'm using me, but Mark will look at his watch and go, it's 7.30, Earl's not here. Can you call? Oh, because you're an important person. They'll find you. Someone's figuring out. No, no, I'm not, I'm not important.

They'll just go, he ain't up on the stage. Right, right. So that's what it is. Something's missing. Now, now, listen. It's not as dark in here as I need it to be. Now, now, listen. Now, when I leave the state, let's say I leave the stage and it's Saturday like it's night,

and I have to go home tomorrow. If I die tonight, they won't. I don't find me for that's what I mean because I don't have any place I actually have to be Are you gonna be okay? I don't know Do you know something I don't know? No, I'm worried about you now. No, but that's just one of That's a hidden fear. I'm sure the Davenverse looks like that you know Probably. You're beloved. You're fine. Let me tell you, this Davenverse thing, I can't get enough of it and and it's great that your shows like yours can help us get through John because

I try watching the show that other people clip that there's no interaction with it and it physically makes me mad. I would, I want to, I want to punch somebody. We got some John stuff coming up. It's going to get you angry. No, because we're going it through this thing.

I know. We're going to be together, man. We're funneling it. We're funnily. We're this together. Well, since we're doing old man talk ourselves, that is a big part of this episode

with Bill and Jason. A lot of old man talk going on. I have to say, just the fact that you're going back out there, just to see human beings going out in an analog way, which I have to think is going to make a big comeback because I don't know, maybe it won't like, maybe these, like, I feel like there's something just synthetic going on right now.

It just from our food to just interacting with people and I'm as guilty. Like, I just took my phone and had to fucking throw it because I, even, even when I have it on silent, it's still vibrating. I don't know how to shut that off. I've gotten to the age, like, when second son are you going to be going to be. goes into your settings. I'm like, ah, forget it. I'll just deal with whatever the fucking thing is doing that.

Anyway. So this is the whole, ah, you know, I, what does say human beings going out in an analog way? Yeah. Bill's living too much of his life through the computer screen. If this is how he's thinking, like, yeah, you know, I like, you guys play live music. Yeah. Yeah, there's still tons of live music. More so than ever, if you ask me.

I, we have live bands playing all the time in this shitty city. So, you know, I imagine that happens a lot everywhere. It was like, isn't that great? That's still happening? As opposed to what? What else you mean? I think Bill is losing it. I'm concerned he's turning into Gino Bisconti.

Right? That's too. Yeah, that's the thing. I even watch shit, you know, from back in the day going like, look at our capabilities. Because I feel we've all been dumbed down by, like, it's just easy. Like, you know, like, well, what year did that guy play for that? He just kept your phone out. and you just have like the answer.

It's just, everything is kind of there, but, um, it doesn't build something about the, oh yeah, do you know, uh,

I get a, uh, I mean, being angry at, uh, the internet, like how Gino's mad at YouTube. It's show you that.

Just like, what are you talking about? It's so much more convenient to have all the information in the world in your pocket all the time. He's just like, ah, doesn't that suck? I guess,

man, sure. If you wanted to suck, that's fine. Oh. Did you know EDR? I bet you didn't know this. Because in today's, basically what they talk about,

a lot of this show is AI and nobody does anything anymore. No one knows how to do anything. No one remembers sports statistics. They have to look at their phone, as Bill was just talking about. But it turns out, and this is crazy, you might not have known this. There are still good young musicians.

Oh. Isn't that incredible? That is incredible. Yeah, Bill's blown away by this. On Instagram, like, Some of these kids, though, because the information of the Internet, it's not all bad. Like, some of them, I mean. I agree.

I agree. Dude, the chops these kids have. Like, this is, like, 12-year-olds. Right. Chops that are as good as, like, the VHS tapes I used to rent of these famous drummers or I would buy them. And some of this stuff, like, those gospel chop guys, it's like, dude, if this shit was out when I was, if any of these kids could go back in time and play that, People would be like, this is guys from fucking outer space. So I don't want to be like this old guy saying everything is bad.

No, but you are, though. Yeah. I believe because of realization. And of course, it's through Instagram. He's like, you know, there's some good young drummers out there because he watches all the drumming video. That's what he's sent to. Like, some of them are really talented. Yeah.

No shit. It's almost like every generation has really talented musicians. How old is Bill Burr? I think I'm older than Bill Burr. You might be. I easily. I should look it up. I could be the oldest person in the Dabelverse, actually.

Well, that's not true. Kevin Brennan's got your beat, Bob Levy. How old is Bob Levy and Brennan? Brennan's 63? I want to say, 64. I got him beat. Oh, you got him beat. Yeah.

Jesus Christ, you look so fucking young, man. You're much older. You look so fucking young. Billber's 33. Billber's 33. He's 57. Well, he seems like he's 87 when he talks about how he's raising his kids. My kids, Mike, I drive, you know, older cars, and they're both manual transmission,

and I'm like, I just try to do that. Like, I taught my daughter how to keep score when she's watching a baseball game. I'm teaching her how to, you know, you know, she stares a little bit, and I'm teaching about the gears and listening to the engine and all of that. But, you know, I know it's schooling with their friends. You know, I don't want her to be like me with computers where, you know, I freak out if I have to go into settings, as I said. That's how you parents, guys.

manual transmission cars and learning how to keep score to baseball. Well, listen, one of, my uncle told me one time, he says, you know, one of the things you have to know as a man, and I thought it was going to be something else, but he did say, learn how to drive a manual transmission. Right. He said that, that's all old school what he's talking about,

what Bill's talking about too, because he's like, you never know when you have to drive one. You know, like he says, what happens if it's emergency, the only car there is a manual transmission. And, you know, so I understand that part of it. But Bill's kind of scaring me a little bit. I mean, I love the guy. I think the guy is hysterical.

I think he's afraid of the modern world. I think it's freaking him the fuck out. Is he still married? Oh, yeah, he's still married. Oh, yeah, he's still married. I was going to say something about it. Don't say it. Don't say it.

Lovely lady. Let me ask you this. Will the isotopes be doing a rendition of woolly bully to Utabuga? We actually did cover that recently. That's a good idea. That's another bad idea. All right. EDR, you're going to love Bill.

He's a bleeding heart. And Bill is making very little sense, but he's really going off on something. I don't know why he's telling him this to Jason Newssted. There's some guy on Instagram, he does this thing where he just rides around L.A. through Skid Row. Right. And it just shows how awful these people are living.

Yeah. And just the people's fucking comments, they're blaming the city and all of this stuff. And you go, you realize a lot of those guys are like veterans. A lot of those guys were victims. of synthetic heroin. A lot of those guys are victims of, they always, like, they always, people just seem,

they always look at, they blame people. I don't know, they, it's, if the problems this way, they, you know, they, they, oh, whatever, they, they just look the wrong way every fucking time. It's just like, the joy that people have, like, I've seen in my time as a comedian, you know, you see, like, you know, we used to have like a common enemy in another country, you know, whoever was,

the Russians are something growing up. And now to just see like states not liking each other, it's like, guys, we did this before. It wasn't a good thing. That didn't work out really. So anyway, you were mixed off of it just as farall, right? How did you feel about that? What the fuck is he talking about? How did we get to the Civil War?

I think I could be wrong about this. But Bill talking about his insecurities with his phone, going into settings, freaks him out, and everything like that. He is living his life through screens. He's reading Instagram, comments, and getting a lot. upset. People have a different opinion about the homeless than he does. And these guys are obviously friends because in a regular interview, when you're interviewing a guy in a band, he's not sitting through all of this. Most of them don't want to do the

interview to begin with. So the fact that he's sitting here and they must know each other. They do. I would argue Bill Burr's more famous than Jason Newsstead at this point. So I guess it would make sense for Jason. Yeah, I'll come on your show. That's cool. You know, promote my band a little bit and then you can go off about social justice and phone settings phone settings whatever you want to complain about so then they get into AI talk and it's a lot of doom and gloom you know bill's concerned that scripts are being written because you know he's written for tv shows and things like that and so he's worried that they're going to take their jobs and jason actually said something positive which throws bill off he was not prepared

for this i can't i got to make sure that we, it's kind of a few million categories, right? But the AI helping us figure out cancers that it would take, you know, 40 doctors, 40 years to figure out this thing and can do it in four days or whatever. That's fantastic. And we should harness that part of that. Where is it doing that, though? I don't know.

I read about things where it's figured out certain pancreatic acids and stuff like this. I don't know. I'm just, I hope that's what I want to, I want to have that side of it. I love that. Bill's is complaining, complaining, complaining. and Jason goes, well, actually, technology is actually doing a lot of great things, too. I've been reading about the same thing. I was like, no, it's not.

That's not the case at all. It's just, it's all terrible. It's all awful. And it goes on where Jason tries to make a point about AI and Bill is not interested of this at all. Do you know what's crazy sound? This is too old guys trying to figure out what the fuck is. It's not.

God damn it. I want, I want to, I want to at least comprehend what the fuck, but I don't believe in fakery. So after Jason's like, well, it's not all bad. There's good stuff. It was like, all right. Well, never mind. Let's stop talking about this altogether.

I thought we were going to complain like old men about what scares us. Well, how old are you? Are you allowed to ask you how old are? You are allowed to ask you that? I am between 45 and 63. Okay. There you go. And how old are you?

I'm 54. Okay. And Chris, listen, once you get over half a hundred. Yeah. Okay. I'm not there yet. I'm almost there. Okay.

But your perspective just changes. And I don't know how it happens, but it just does. So some of the stuff that he's thinking about is still some of the things that I think about because it's like, you know, at some point, you know, like I went to look at a car the other day. Guys like, well, I can give you, you know, if you trade your intent, you can get this much. And I'm like, dude, my next car is going to be a hearse. And I'm only going to need it for a day. There's a lot of, you know, I'm going to die talking.

I'm a program today. No, but I mean, you get to a point where you go, you know, I don't know, payment. You're a very healthy man. You're a very good shape. But yeah, but at, you know, at 65, I'm 65, by the way. Most people don't know. But it's like you start thinking about that. So I can see where he's going.

He's in it a little bit early, you know. He's a little bit early talking about it. But, and I don't know how old the other gentleman is, but, you know, they seem to be into it. I mean, he's talking a lot of that stuff, you know. It's not the same guy I see when I see stand up. It's almost breaking my heart a little bit. Right. That's the point.

Like, I, it's a bummer to me that Bill is in this headspace now where everything's doom and gloom and he's scared of the world and he doesn't want his, I want my kids to know how to use their phone, but I'm not going to show them how because I just want him to learn how to use a manual transmission and shift gears. It's like, Bill, embrace it. It's okay, man. You're doing fine. I mean, you used to do better, but you're doing fine. You got a podcast. Look at you doing a whole video show by yourself. Very impressive.

speaking of like being afraid of everything listen to what bill says he's very concerned about an advertiser he has somebody was i was doing this thing advertisement on my podcast um i forget even what the fuck it was it was something about how everybody's not everybody's phones are all linked together and no big you never miss any business and like i don't know what's going on but like bill does not believe in anything he pitches what was I teared about? It was this horrible thing. It was, oh, it was an ad read I was doing.

Oh, it was the ad copy I was reading. They really buttoned me out. Fucking horrific, horrible things. They're talking about how people are never disengaged. They're constantly working all the time. They're always plugged in. And what's amazing about this is he calls out this advertiser he has. And then just 10 minutes later, it goes into an ad on the show.

Yeah, I need to meditate. Like today, I didn't want to go to the gym. And I didn't give into that. It's like I got to go. I got to get this shit going because this will be good for my brain. Oh, look who it is, everybody. Oh, would you look who it is? It's Quo.

QUO. You know, when everyone on your team thinks someone else handled it, you know, when they think that shit? The call, the text, the follow up, whatever it is. It's like that Spider-Man meme where they're all pointing at each other. I don't know that one. Meanwhile, the customer's just sitting there like, hello. So, Quo is the company. he was talking about that he was complaining about earlier in the program and then it cuts to

his ad read for quo oh man ah isn't it great you're appointed to work all the fucking time they're constantly getting pinged on their phones eh you're gonna love this and also it goes to a black screen the ads go on for a while and there's just a black screen on youtube during this so they don't they don't show like any like a oh wow yeah you think they they put the logo um URL or something like that just nothing just fade to black as Metallica would say. So there's a painting up behind Jason, and he painted it. So Bill asks him about that.

And listen to how Bill interrupts this conversation. I did that. Yeah, that's like a neighborhood painting. It's a left-handed Elvis kind of trip, but it's got all my regular messaging and stuff in there. We have to live with my paintings for a while to decipher them. That's kind of my goal. So that guys, there's a few that get to live.

My wife has got me in going to. museums and stuff. Good for her. I actually really like that. Yeah. There's a lot. I used to me one of those guys like,

just fucking draw a house. That's a horse. Yeah, yeah. Cool. Chase is talking about his paintings. He's going to like reference other things that he's doing. They're like,

I go to museums now. I'm sorry. Did you want to know about this? Yeah. All right. You tell me about your experience with art. That's fine.

And your wife makes you do that. But you like that, right? You like when your wife makes you do that? Okay. I have a theory. We've talked about this EDR on the WATP that Bill's show is for his wife. He talks about how he's working through his temper issues

and he's going to therapy and meditating and journaling and all these things he's doing, not swearing around the kids. It's like all stuff that no Bill Burfan would give a fuck about, but his wife would. And so they start talking about art. He's like, my wife brings me to museums and I love that. It's great that she makes me go to museums. It's funny.

This life that he has here is, like, nothing to do with the way he performs. Right. But so this guy should have a, Bill Burr should have a reality show. He should have a reality show. Kind of like the Baldwin's day, like Alec. Yeah. I mean, hilarious with other kids. You don't even have to show him, forget showing clips of him performing because you

know it all leads to him having to get on stage at some point. Yeah. I think that part would be good. I want to see his wife nagging him and him being like, okay. Sounds good. go to the museum. You know, like this episode, they can't control his temper. So he goes to like a smash house or something like that is something really, you know, but.

Oh, you want to heavily produce. I see what you're saying. Yeah, okay. Now I get it. Like the real world. You make him fly. Yeah, you give him a little task to do. He does fly helicopter.

That's true. That'd be something. Yeah, so we get into temper talk. We know that Bill has had a real issue with his temper. It's the thing that he's been working out because he gets very upset. and his wife doesn't like it. And his wife has told him he's got to work with it. And this is the question from Jason.

That's awesome. I like Jimmy Connors or whatever, but like, when I used to watch those guys that would lose their tempers, they were funny to me when I was younger. But then as I got older, I'm like, eh, I'm kind of like that. I got to stop that. Oh, can we talk about that, Jim? Can we talk about that, Bill?

Nice. I don't know if Jason's watching WTP clips or what's going on. But Bill brings up his temper and just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about this thing that you have with your temper and how you're trying to fix it. And actually, maybe the reason why he asked that is because of us. My lovely wife, Nicole, who you know, she wants me to ask Bill about how he eventually, or if so, got himself calmed down a little bit because I'm so fucking spazz all the time. and I don't I have no patience and I have to have a certain way with my spoiled ass you know I so what what have you done oh so Jason's wife's a nag also is it museums does that help

you're going on with Bill will you ask him why all of a sudden he's not a asshole around the house yes dear is that the funniest thing my wife asked me to have you tell me how to control my temper It's like, I'm going to run out for a second. Well, can you pick this up while you're out? Yes. Of course. Tampons. So, Bill goes on this long explanation about how therapy actually didn't work,

when it was an acting gig where he had an epiphany because he was feeling emotions, even though he was just playing a character. And it goes out and out and out of it. It rambles and rambles and rambles. It's very odd to get into this conversation. And he finally comes to this conclusion of what his temper problem was. And I'm not sure. You know, we've been checking out clips with Adam Bush a lot on the Wednesday programs of Bill Bur.

I don't know that he's actually come out and said this before this episode. So I kind of just did what I do when I'm on mushrooms, where I just ask a question and the universe answered. I guess you can do that without being on mushrooms because I said, I was like, what is this? And I don't know why. Like for some reason the answer came. I figured out that, you know, the way that they raised boys to be men are. You know, or just the generation I came up in and like, you locked, like, you locked it all the way. You had any sort of vulnerability, any sort of pensive moment, any sort of, I need help.

I'm not sure about this. I'm scared. All of that was that's, you're not a man. That's, what are you, a pansy, you go get that kid a dress, right? So wait a second. After all of this therapy and all this knacking from his wife and everything, the conclusion was he hasn't cried enough. That was my takeaway.

I wrote that at my notes. I'm like, oh, Bill just needs a good cry. And then literally the next thing he says. Fuck that guy. You shouldn't let, but that is in the vulnerability thing. So I had to open the vault. So what was happening was, was a cry that I didn't cry

40, 50 fucking years ago. There you go. Comes flying out. Yep. So it's all instead of misdirected anger. Now it's like this misdirected crying. Like, why am I? like crying over, I'm talking about social media.

What am I fucking crying about? And it's like, oh, because, you know, 50 years ago, you know, somebody beat the shit out of me or stole my bike or whatever. And I'd be a man and, you know, at 8 and not cry. So Howard Stern would love this conversation. He should

book Bill Burr immediately. He'd be licking his lips. Oh, my God. This is amazing. Oh, something that happened when you're 8 is bothering you when you're 57? Let's go. He'd have a. had the luxury of playing a carrot.

That's true. That's a good point. Until I played a carrot, I was a wreck. This is, oh, did you see that on public access? Oh, God. He claimed it was on cable. In the tri-state area, which I believe Pennsylvania be one of those states. Nope, it's New Jersey, Connecticut.

Fuck on. We're not talking about Pennsylvania. I always got a hard on for Pennsylvania for. We're not talking about Pennsylvania anymore. So that's interesting that Bill, his anger issues stem from not crying when he was eight. What happens to these celebrities when they just have too much, too much money, too much success? And then they turn into these fucking weirdos. It's funny because I think if everybody within the sound of our voice and people that are what, if you could take away the problem of money.

Yeah. Okay. I'm not saying that would end all your problems. That's a pretty big thing. You know, there are a lot of people sitting there going, okay, you know, my mortgage is coming up and stuff. But when you have that kind of thing where you don't have to worry about that, you would think it would be easier. But I think when you don't have to worry about that, you know, you have time to think about other stuff. You find new problems.

Right. So you sit there and you go, well, why was I not happy when I was a kid, you know? And so you kind of bring that stuff up on it. But, man, that's a, yeah. It's a waste of time. As we know, you know, Bill was counting on the days since the last time we got angry. He was telling us it's been 30 days, it's been 60 days, been 90 days. It's like Rob Sol talking about drinking.

Like, all right, great. It's amazing. But he did relapse. I believe we played a clip of that on WATP where he explained the relapse and he's going to tell Jason about that. So then I didn't lose my, I didn't lose my temper once for like, almost like 90 days. And then I lost my temper about something. I beat myself up. But then I realized, well, anger is also an emotion.

But I also learned that, like, oh, I can't just go there one time. What I, you know, I did heal a lot. But what if more was, was a light to walk towards. Yes. Jesus Christ. What is he going out about? So is his anger all, all, I'm hoping it's all, well, I'm hoping it's all verbal. But is it all verbal?

Is it not, is it, you never be. Or anything like that? I'm guessing his wife would kick his ass. So, yeah, I'm thinking it's just kind of yelling would be my guess on that. But that's, he's fucking lost his mind where he's like, ah, I was so mad at myself that I got angry. But then I realized that anger is also an emotion. So I'm allowed to feel angry. And that's when I took up crying.

Listen, that anger, you know, he's talking about that show he did in, I'm sorry, in Philadelphia, where they were heckling him. Yeah, no, that was a big, famous one for him. Right. So the anger helped them there. That is true. It's a great comment. Oh, no, trust me. A lot of his comedy comes from his pent-up emotions.

So it's working for him. Someone wasn't nagging him. I'm sure he'd be fine. Hey, would you blow me? He's giving me us information I didn't know we needed. My mom is black. My dad, Italian. Cool.

Sounds good. Do you guys want to talk about my buddy John Melendez? Oh. John has been tweeting. He said he was leaving the internet, shutting everything down, changing his number, but he has not. He has been tweeting things out. And this one, so Pest is posting his tweets for us because I am blocked. So that's very nice of them.

But this one, he says, from the desk of the Duke, while I'm gone for good from the dabble verse, I've heard rumblings that a few certain mouth-breathing idiots have been striking at the clippers. Let me be crystal clear. The Duke has never placed a strike on a clipper. in my life. I have, however, dropped the occasional hammer on a bankrupt, unfunny high school dropout who's been feeding his kids off my name, image, and likeness. That's different. That's justice. As an aside, it warms my heart that the general public is slowly realizing that the shit wearer is nothing more than a raccoon poking around the dumpster, desperately searching for

scraps. Never original, never funny. But the clippers, doom, Stalin 19, so thorough, past, dirty jersey, mentormath, and the rest of you crazy bastards are truly the lifeblood of this cesspool of ridiculousness. The clippards are sacred and must be protected. Those striking the clippers looking at you shit way, Rob Saul, Keanu Thompson, are just thin-skinned cry babies who simply don't get it. So by the power vested in me by absolutely no one, I hereby decree, protect the clippers at all costs. Now, the reason why I read that to you is because, you know, Doom is even mentioned in that. And so Doom went to Davenors Anonymous, or I'm sorry to Twitter, to remind that John actually did strike Tube's channel.

And there it is right there. It's fucking asshole. Just like, how can anyone strike a clips channel? Unbelievable. The balls on you assholes. Like, no, no, John, you did it. It's right here. Content found in an entire video.

That was a long time ago. Content used talking to DG. Oh, oh, so I'm not supposed to strike anybody? Right, yeah. So, John wants it both ways, of course. Whenever it's convenient for him, he sees Rob Sell strikes a couple channels. Pest include him.

All of a sudden, John's like, oh, that's the worst thing you can do, is it? Also, he tweeted this. What was the eighth yesterday? He says, the second the shit wearer sues me, my lawyers are prepared to counter sue him for filing, not only a frivolous lawsuit, but also for targeted harassment and cyberbullying. I love my lawyers. John is so afraid of this lawsuit. Shulia has raised over $10,000 already on his go-fund me for this lawsuit against John

for these frivolous DMCA strikes. He struck Shui's channel for 35 times. And every time it gets reversed, but it takes the show down and it makes it so Shulie can't do any live podcasts or monetize the channel at all. So it costs a lot of money. It's a huge pain in the ass. It fucks with the fans of the Shulie Network and the members. They don't get the content that they're paying for. And John is now threatening a thing that I don't even know what any of this means.

Cyberbullying? What a pussy. Imagine being an adult. man and be like, I'm being cyber bullied. Oh, no. You can tell your mom about it? And the fact that he has reacted to what the alleged bullying is. Yeah.

It's, you know, it's like, it's like mutual combat, basically, at this point. Right. Yeah, he's a cry bully. I'd say this all the time. Like, he's the first one. He literally says the shit wear in this post. He's crying about being cyber bullied. Like, yeah, you realize you call us all names, right?

I don't know what you think bullying is. So I just handled it a little bit. better than others. But the idea that they're prepared to counter sue him for filing, I think that they have to prove it's a frivolous lawsuit before he can sue him for suing him. You sue me. I'll sue you for suing me. Like what?

No. It's how that works. Like I said, I've always said this. First of all, I've always said, I'm glad he's not black. Second one I said, the thing was, it was. Yes. He's one of ours. Don't worry.

You can have them. Okay. You're going to have them. But the other thing I've always said is he has the luxury of being able to lie into bullshit because we're so used to it. We won't call them on it. And I've said this a thousand times. If I go to Carl, I'm going to be the mayor of Rochester, okay, and it doesn't happen.

And, okay, well, you're a liar. And now our relationship's kind of screwed up. Yeah, you're way too white to be like to the mayor of Rochester. Good luck with that. Way too smart, by the way, too. Yeah, well, yeah, I agree. But we've just come to the fact that we wait from the lie. We want him to lie because there's more satisfaction in us catching him.

And so when he says all this stuff, like most people will read this that know anything about the dabbrators. Well, first of all, he doesn't have a bunch of other lawyers. No, I know. I love my lawyers in such a towel. You're running out of choices, okay? I don't know where he's paid the lawyers that he had from the other thing with your case. Right. And it's like, so now all of a sudden he's going to have.

He got a fund me set up for that. So he didn't have money for that attorney or those attorneys. Well, that's the other thing, too. He had to go fund me, but they took money out of the go fund me. Yeah. I mean, all this other stuff aside. he probably just go after him just for that. That go fund me has been shut down.

I don't know why, but it's gone. So that's interesting. But yeah, I know. Some nefarious shit going on. Well, it started off to it. First of all, it was going to be his medical expense. Remember. Originally it was $30,000 for his wrist.

And then all of a sudden, that turned into having to pay for the attorney. So. The lawsuit he filed. He's such an asshole. That Cape Coral police, too. They must be like. I know. They see it light up.

They go, it's your turn to get it. Yeah. I got it last time. You know, oh. Can I murder a guy if I don't like him? And he's near my house? No. I don't think so.

Like a child. He's like, so I can punch him in the face, right? I'm going, probably not. He's not punching anybody, by the way. That's the thing that makes me irritated. I just want to, one last thing on this. So he says, I love my lawyers. My lawyer, Danny, is fan-fuckintastic.

But every time he calls me, I'm like, how much is this costing me? I don't love talking to my lawyer. I'd prefer not to. All right, let's get back into John's final show. So much to cover on this. And where we left off last time was John was bragging about starring in the first grade play, knowing everyone's lines. And he started singing the songs that were in the first grade play. And it continues.

Kind of the story of my life. Amy Isaacson, play by mother. Mother knows a lot of things like little boys, like you. you don't know. And mother knows that carrot seed will never ever grow.

He's getting choked up. That is an inspirational story of my life because Little John, the star of little carrot seed, ended up watering every day and taking care of that carrot seed in this soil.

And one day he ended up play little stuttering John lifted the big orange carrot that they made in the art room and proved them all wrong. What is this, EDR?

This is, I'm telling you, if he sang the song a little bit longer, he would have started crying. Yes! Because now he's reaching back now, this is stuff. Like, I try to remember, when I heard this,

I was like, let me think how far back I can. and remember. And I remember I was in high school. I was in plays in high school and like fiddler on the roof and all this stuff. But I can't go back this far. And the fact that he knows the words to the song is it's almost, it's only creepy. It's almost like he's got you tied up and he's going to kill you and he starts singing this song. Pretty so pretty. So he starts singing this song. And it's just really weird. But as you see, he has this for when he was young in school, and we go into the whole stiff minister thing when he has that. So he seems to be gathering great moments from each stage of his life.

Well, there's a couple things happening here. First off, the level of maturity, and I say this all the time, John is behaving like an adult who's seven. You know what I mean? Like the movie big. Like he's confused by adult life. Which makes sense when you think, like, how the fuck do you remember what you did in first grade? And why are you so goddamn proud of it? That's insane.

Like, I can't imagine being prideful about a thing I did in first grade. I sucked in everything when I was in first grade. Like, everyone does. But John's, like, literally bragging about it, which is also narcissism. The idea that he was the best first grader would ever be in a play and is smug about it. But then getting choked up. He's, like, choking himself. He's like, and it was the story of my life.

Oh, I was that carrot seed. And you know, it's funny, he never really gave the plot of the whole play. Well, I want to know how it ended it other than him holding up the carrot. Okay, he actually does. He actually does. Real quick, I got to look at this because Robo Schittstein, MK9,000 in our Discord just posted this. And maybe I'm wrong about this. Oh, so John's GoFundMe is still up.

So what's not, what's broken is his redirect URL, whatever he had the vanity URL that redirected to us. So, yeah, okay, I didn't realize his GoFundMe is still up at $1,090 out of the 15,000 at 8% of the goal. Thank you for correcting me. People like to be corrected, Lisa. So I thought this was funny. Someone posted Rub Future in Danwoods anonymous. Serious question. Did the Suttery John Little Carrot, now 60, repeat the first grade?

Massapequa's cable history begins with the founding of Cable Vision in 19, 173, John would have been eight when the company launched. I'll tell you, this dabbalverse, man. I know. That's some good shit right here. Because I'm not thinking that. I know, careful what you say out there because you will be fact-checked. Not by us.

Not WATP. I was the oldest. First grader. Yeah. I was even great at that. Oh, they were good. Remember when he talked about him being OCD, when he was, He was on with Adam, which is still one of the most brilliant things.

It was brilliant. And he mentioned that he was on this. And when they were saying, when I rented out my apartment, what did they find at my place? And then someone in the Davaoverse goes, he's lying because that wasn't even, that wasn't even on the market yet. And I'm going, that's just brilliant. Oh, my goodness. So John is nostalgic, remembering his life and talking about the plot of that play that he was in. And there is a market caused by my life.

Who in the world thought? a stuttering OCD-ridden Puerto Rican with OCD and smelly feet would one day be the announcer

on the greatest late-night talk show in history. He was on Juddy Carson? It's funny too and that whole thing there. He's looking at being Puerto Rican and having a smelly feet as a disadvantage.

Right. It's like, too, watch your feet. That doesn't make any fucking sense. There's probably a lot of you with smelling feet to accomplish things. I was born with smelly feet. I, before comedy, I was a black guy. Poison Ivy. Why does he bring a Puerto Rican?

He is the most racist guy. Well, he's so, listen, he's so far from Puerto Rican. No, I mean, it's like, it's like, I'm looking at him. You go, well, that's a white dude. You're not going. His last day might as well be Turner. Yeah. Everyone's changed it.

I did the Kreme Abdul. You know, that's how bad. Cream Abdul-Jabbar has changed his name back to Lou Al-Sinda. Oh, shit. Because John was associated with the roast. Maybe I can pronounce that. All right. Someone asked him about Eric Swalwell.

Well, actually, John's bragging about all the guests he's had on the show. He starts going through the whole list of names and all the great people he's had as guests on the show. Congressman Eric Swalwell. Oh, I know. He's in a lot of trouble. I haven't, I got to look into that. I still haven't looked into it. I'm kind of afraid to find out what it is.

But, well, slow down. You know, he only resigned weeks ago. Don't rush to learn about anything, John, it's fine. But it doesn't matter if you interviewed him before all the mess went on. No. You know what I mean? It doesn't matter. I don't know.

We had Bill Cosby on. Okay. Did you know that he's done some really terrible shit? Well, yeah. Why did you have about that, EDR? What is way before that? This is when he was a good dad. I would have Bill Cosby on tomorrow if we could plug him.

I know, right? He's fascinating. John gets emotional in this next clip talking about his show. Been a hell of a ride. You've had a lot of laughs and a lot of fun. I appreciate you all. I might even get a little emotional. He can't say appreciate or emotional.

How do he pronounce? Appreciate. Appreciate you all. And then emotional? Hold on. Let me see that again. I appreciate you. Oh.

I might even get a little emotional. Even a little emotional. Which means he's going to start moving. It's going to change the shirt for the way he pronounced precial. It's so fucking gross. Oh, man. So John is constantly getting text messages during the show, as we know. He's claiming he's going to change his number.

He changed his number. And he gets an insulting text. But don't worry. Doesn't bother him at all. I couldn't change my number today. I got to do that tomorrow. So, of course, you know, I'll get the usual amount of losers.

Can you imagine not having anything better to do with your life than to sit there and go, I'm going to write something really bad, as if it's going to bother me, you dumb fucks. It's obviously bothering you. Yeah. He got distracted by it during the show. he could have just ignored it. And now he's talking about it.

And now he's talking about it. And I hate this thing. A lot of these assholes do this thing. Could you imagine that your entire life is just sending me rude texts? Like, no, there's 24 hours in a day. We've got a lot of things over here. That's just one of the things I'm my to-do list. Plus, it's therapeutic for people.

It is. Like, if you send him a horrible text and you know he reads it, that takes off the weight of you of just going, I can't stand this guy because I can't get to him. I'm not saying you should do that, everyone. That's how what EDR is saying. That's what I'm saying. That makes you feel better. That's fine.

As I mentioned, I don't think he's changed his number. I think he's getting all of the texts that are going through. So if you have that, have fun with it. John on the show, his guest doesn't show up, Clay Dabler. So for the first hour, he's flailing. He started talking about me. That was the first segment. It was just all about me.

Then he starts just going through his list of enemies. And I think he's very afraid of this pending lawsuit. But now shitways crying like the little. little bitch daddy is, little bitch boy. And now I'm going to sue you, John. Well, I don't recommend it. Me neither. Yeah, this is John being very afraid.

He sees the show is raising money and gearing up. John's one striking his channel over and over and over again. And then it's like, well, I'm going to see you to make you stop doing that. I mean, you probably shouldn't. I'd appreciate it if you didn't. Well, let me ask you a question because I don't, I don't, uh, No, and you probably answered this a thousand times

But you think It's YouTube and it's not An actual guy, but there's got to be people behind it that goes, this guy's going after the same guy all the time and we keep... And they keep reversing it. So I don't understand why they just don't call him up,

call John up and go, listen you doche, just stop it. Right. It's against their terms of service to report copyright when you know it's fair use and that they're not violating your copyright. And John keeps using the system

over and over and over again. And it's the most frustrating thing for all of us. We're like, can't someone a fucking YouTube flag this retard and make it so he can't do that anymore? For whatever reason, he's just allowed to do it nonstop. And it's to cover their own asses at YouTube.

We've talked about the DMCA system. I mean, there's no money in them. They don't make any money off of people that strike people, right? Right. Okay. So that's, that's the other thing. Yeah, they don't really care. No.

No. No. So, yeah, John just showed his hand. He's very afraid about this lawsuit. Look at face. I know. That's why he's like, I wouldn't recommend it. I still never seen his ears yet. It's like, dude.

I'm glad you brought that up because I have something coming up that's interesting. But first, we have to go through the list of enemies. Keep going. Pocky wants the champion of free speech. Now wants to sue me because he claims I violated that very thing. You called him a pedophile and tagged his employer. What are you talking? I think the job's like that.

That's just free speech. Try to get someone fired? Calling them a pet of file? That's just your free speech. When Kumiya mentioned that he was, he on his show, Kumi's show, he mentioned that he was going to sue. That was one of the scariest things. It was really scary because he was like, and he was like, I'm going to, I mean, it was just really, it was really weird. I mean, he should be scared of that.

You should have been at dinner with producer Chris and me and Anthony at Hackamania in Vegas when Anthony was explaining. this lawsuit. It is very real and he's very excited about it. John should be very afraid. Oh, my goodness. Of this lawsuit. And he is. But he doesn't have any understanding of the law. He's like, oh, you're a free speech guy, right? You petapile? Hashtag WAPC.

All right. So, John, like I mentioned, getting stood up by his first guest. But it's going to be a fun show. I look forward to it. I did tell Clay I would leave the first hour open if you want to come on, but I understand that he is probably sleeping at this point. So we're going to have a whole bunch of people coming on. What is he watching your show? It's so boring. And I just love he's like, I left the first hour for Clay Dabler.

They Clay to the job. Oh, goodness. So he's like, all right. So the shit layer, I don't like. that guy. He's a jerk. Did I say, Oh, yeah,

I did. Lady Kay, stinks. So now we're just trying to fill time, and this is a big announcement. You can always see me when I'm on the road. I'll be on the road.

Hitch-hiking. All over the country. I'll be on the road all over the country. So I was like, really? I looked this up. Let's see what his tour dates look like.

First off, that picture. That picture is 25 years old. easily. Back when he's still at ears. Yeah. That's the thing I noticed. And hair, by the time.

Yeah, right. I'm growing them in. So his next performances will be May 29th and 30th the Hollywood show convention. That's in Burbank. So that's not a

comedy show. Okay. And then he's got June 5th and 6 Boca Black Box. All over the country. Go see John. All over the country.

California and Florida. Yeah. Always got booked. And it's the thing, too. I mean, the Dabberg is so big. And I mean, there's, you know, I mean, I don't see, like I was interested to see what other clubs are going to, would book him. Because they have to know what he does. Like if someone says, oh, we're going to bring in Bill Burr.

Oh, okay. Yeah. They don't have to even know. Right. But, I mean, he doesn't, I mean, he doesn't have an audition tape or anything else. Or you go online and you'll see what people here are putting out there. And I don't know what club owner's going. Yeah, we can book that guy.

No, because if you do a single Google search, you're just going to see that everyone's making fun of him. He doesn't have any presence at all. His website doesn't show up. His social media doesn't show up. It's like, well, we don't need this guy here. He's already getting laughs on the Internet. This is the threatening, menacing John that scares people away.

If I was going to strike you, I'll tell you. I'll fucking tell you. well played sir i'm very afraid of this guy god it's great i believe that this is what john's daily affirmation looks like you fat worthless fuck just picture him staring into the mirror himself uh he's talking about uh chad zoomock

what the fuck was he talking about with the strikes a clip ago like i'll tell you yeah so Chad claims that he struck his Patreon. And John's like, if I'm going to strike your Patreon, I'll take credit for it. Yeah, that's a classic move. Yeah, cool. You know, before, you know, they attack Pearl Harbor, the Japanese called up and told us

that they were going to do it. They're like, is Tuesday good for you guys? It's the polite thing to do. We can push it back. It's fine. This is just a funny thing. John doesn't know how any phrases go. And you've got to ask yourself.

You can't put lightning back in the bottle. Amazing. You got to ask yourself, you can't put lightning back in the bottle. So he took lightning in a bottle and mixed it up with putting back toothpaste. Or genies. Yeah. So he's got to be amazing, isn't it?

You got to ask yourself, and you can tell he's like, oh, shit. Listen, I don't go with this. I don't care, you know, if you have a spiritual belief or if you believe in God or whatever you believe in or whatever. But something is looking out for this guy. Because he's out there and he still exists like this. And he's still able to make it do every day. Think about when you feel yourself, I guess, considered normal. All the stuff you struggle with.

This guy doesn't have really a worry in the world because he believes he's the guy. Okay. So since he believes that, it's like, well, I might owe money to here. I might get sued. But I'm, you know, I'm starting John. I'm the Duke. Yeah. So, and it's scary.

The term posture syndrome, I believe, is what people talk about when they're like, I don't even belong here. Do I even deserve to have this job or whatever it is that they're doing? John, imposter. Sidre, thank you. John never has that concern. No. Ever.

It's like, no, of course I belong here. I'm the fucking Duke. I'm the greatest. If we can make an army of these guys, we could pull our troops out. Yes. And send these guys in. And they'd be getting shot up and everything else. Oh, you think that's going to stop me?

I mean, it'd be an army. these guys. He's too lazy for that. So John brings up, I guess Gino posted a private text that he had with the club owner at Rodney's talking about Chad Zumach. This is from Gino

Bisconti. Rodney's Mark Yosef Esquay. In response when I asked you, think baby Faso is going to show Saturday. Who cares? Doesn't he suck? And Eugene says yes, when I am done laughing, and please share the screenshot will certainly bring more people, sure.

Amazing. Hey, baby Fatso, this is the owner of Rodney's. Who cares? Doesn't he suck? And baby Fatso, I got news for you. That ain't the only comedy club owner who feels that way. Trust me. I can't tell.

Every club I go to. Something that you work at. too. They're like, oh, it's not funny. You know, the lying thing you were talking about earlier, EDR, it's like, Joe,

we know you don't perform a comedy comes over the country, stop it. You're talking to every club owner, shut up. And we know he's not funny, but I'm telling you, this guy is able to just convince you that. Now, is he friends with Gino

or not friends with Gino? He's not friends with anyone. Okay. I mean, he, yeah, well, I was thinking about who doesn't like him and everything. Yeah, I don't know if he's, like, angry at Gino.

angry at Gino's wife now. Yeah. I know. But I don't know what is... I like, I like Gino. I kind of like him. Gino's a fun guy. Yeah. Yeah. You want to see my impression of Gino? Yes, please. Okay, right. Here we go. I got to step up to do this.

Okay. Oh, no. This is going to be a problem, isn't it? Oh, I should not have said yes to this. I shall apply. Yeah. Hey, Gene, thanks. I love when he does that. He's always screaming off, Mike. It's the coolest thing. I love when he does that.

No, it's awful. It's fucking awful. Don't encourage that behavior. I think it's great. All right. That was good. Do it again. No.

I'll do one show a night. Thank you. So John starts going off on Chulie and then someone text him about Chad. He has a very hard time going after two enemies at once. He's got to pick one at the time. And shit whale. What are you going to do, shitware? I know you now want to, I know you want to,

yeah, baby, fast. So claims he was past that rod at Dangerfield's yeah, all right. Yeah, okay. You couldn't pass second grade spelling bee. Wow.

13 seconds. You don't pass a spelling bee. It took him 13 seconds. He got with a joke about Chad. That was insane. Wow. He is so slow. Yeah.

How is it possible? This brain can't process things at all. It's insane. So then, you know, he's talking about Shulie suing him and he's going to counter sue and, you know, Shui's got this other GoFundMe and that really pisses John off. But Chitweap, now you want to have another go fund me for your lawsuit against me? You know, what is the Homestead Law in Alabama? All right. Let's watch John Google something.

Let's see how long this takes. The idea that he's looking up the Homestead Law, This is what terrifies John. That's why he sold his house to his mom for $10. Yeah. When VTL sued him. So he thinks that he's going to be able to take Shulie's house or something. He wants to threaten him with that.

Anyway, he's still Googling stuff. I'm just trying to fill time while we wait for him to figure it out. Any minute now. Do you, do, do, do, do, do, do. Come on, John, you got this. You're slowing us down over here. He probably hasn't even filed for one. Oh, I know, Shui.

She'll be very careful. Last thing you want to do is file a frivolous lawsuit. Unbelievable. I mean, this show is so ill-prepared. He's like, this is my final show, all this build-up. He gets on, he's just like Googling stuff. Clay Dabler, you can still come on if you're right. A couple things.

First of all, none of this, the thing that irritates him, I think, the most, is the fact that surely can start a go-fund-me and he's got $10,000. Oh, yeah. That people give him money. John wants that so bad. Yeah, he wants that kind of love from, from, people so bad. He was that kind of money. But listen, he made a decent money on his last show, right? So, but if I'm him, if it's truly my last show, which we know it's not, now I'm sending you the link.

I'm sending truly the link. And I'm putting you all on a big screen with a bunch of people. It's just like a royal rumble at that point, you know? And then the money comes flying in. But obviously he doesn't want that. I would do that. John, send me the link. I'll come on your show. You can keep all the process. I'll come on the show. Listen, I offer him a gig and he turned it down. I was like, dude, I can set you up in a nice small theater. It seats about maybe 300 people, you know, and you can probably make some decent money in it. But the only reason why I would rescind that now is the fact that I don't know if he could do the time. Right. And then, and then, and people come after me about him doing the time.

Because the devilverse, when you... How long is your criminal record? I have one. You should know something right now. I've never been arrested. Oh, wow, you're saying it's like John Melinda. I don't drink. I'm white people's worst nightmare. Anyways, when I's having you hear, Earl David Reed.

Oh, so John has to go through. What other enemies can you talk about? He's trying to kill time. Trying to think if I'm forgetting anybody. Well, it's like you almost don't even want to talk about Rob. I mean, this guy. So, so jealous. You used to have a radio show, EDR.

Do you ever start off a show just talking about all your enemies in the first 45 minutes? No, they usually call in and tell me. It's unbelievable. And one of their enemies that could John point out? Grillo. That numskull. All right. So far, we've covered Chad, Anthony Shulie, me, Rob Sal, Grillo.

It's riveting stuff here. And John's very proud of himself. Got over 900 people watching the Duke's final tour, final show. Good stuff, John. Very impressive. You know what we should do? What should you do, John, a show? Maybe that would be good.

Maybe prepare something to talk about. That'd be fun. And then he does find something that's amazing that he does right here. Check this out. I don't know if I have that anymore. I think I'd do. There we go. Yeah, good stuff.

What a show. He's a proud of himself. So he changed out his green screen background. And it says, farewell to the king, but he's the Duke. It's very confusing. Oh, man. He's very confusing. He's proud of himself, but this artwork he used the last time he left.

Yeah, he's not mentioning that. Clay Dabbler made it for him. Farewell to the King. He's the Duke. He's got a Sunday Knight. He's got a whole chest. sport going on over there. Yeah, none of it makes any sense.

He's all proud of him. He's using the other guys as a pawn. He's all over the place. All right. So you've already predicted that John will be back. I think he's going to come back as well. He drops some hints. Be bought,

Bebo. Congrats on leaving. Sutter and John just don't come back this time. Well, we'll see. Fear will the king up top. Maybe I will. Okay. You're real convincing.

gone forever, isn't it? On his last show, he's like, well, maybe I will come back if we're going to dare me. It's like, we're supposed to be sad. It's like in that Star Trek when Spock gets killed. Right. And they send him off and that big Tylenol into the space, you know? And then the next thing, we find him and he comes back. Yeah, yeah, let's go find that guy that we just shipped out.

We can't miss you if you don't go away, John. That's how this goes. He's Jonesing to come back, as you can tell him. He's tweeting. He's all involved with Davenors. He said, I don't want to hear about it. Don't give me any information.

And then he's up there tweeting about lawsuits and strikes and it's watching it all. Yeah. He's got to come back because with all the lawsuits, he, he's not going to defend himself, but he wants to be able to voice his defense on things. And he needs to make some money. Yeah. Yeah. Which he's not doing right now.

I always like when John's brain just locks up. The only thing I was like, I don't know. What? What's that? Bo Bittington, my man. What did he say? The door that I was thinking is, uh... I couldn't even make that out now.

Let me hear that again. The only thing I was like... Oh, yeah, you're right. I don't know. I was like, okay. You had no idea where he was going with that. Now, here's the big news. In case you feel like you're going to miss John Melendez.

He's giving himself another chance to come back to the internet. I was thinking that maybe... Somewhere down the line, I would do a political show. Oh, Jesus. Like just one hour a week. Okay. Mm-hmm. See.

But I don't know. That's something that I'll have to think about. Yeah. But right now, let me get the links. That's like a recovering alcoholic saying, you're not going to have wine with dinner, obviously. I'll just go back on the internet once a week and talk politics. No.

I won't get sucked back into the temple first. with every super chat that comes Why does he think that's a good idea? I know, it just sucks and it makes no money and everyone hates it. So, it's, I, you know, I'll tell you, I kind of feel bad. Because I don't know anybody else in my life that could actually look at and go. I think no one actually likes this person.

Right. And it's, it's really sad. I mean, okay, the Dowverse, not crazy about him. His family's not crazy about him. His kids don't talk to him. We know he's not dating or getting late. I don't think his lawyer's like. him.

Yeah. The people who like him, currently like $2 Dan and Ava have both come out and said, they hate Chuli. Yeah. Like, even the people who pretend to like it,

we're just like, I just don't like your idea of me. So I'll buddy up with you. It's not great. I kind of like Abba. I don't know if that's, that's, uh,

Abba's done some good things. Yeah. You know, I'll give Ava credit where when she was pressing corky about the Patrick Tomlinson stuff. Mm-hmm. and telling John not to strike channels anymore. That was the most impressive.

I appreciated that. Yeah. And then Ava was on BYB. I was watching a clip of that this morning where she was talking about John's flat broke and can't afford these lawsuits. I'm like, oh, John's not going to like the year saying that. No, no. If he comes back to the devil verse.

I think the other thing is really frustrating, too, is it was it $2 a Dan, that guy? Yeah. And the way he comes across with John. And it's so frustrating that John can't see it. It's like watching wrestling. And your guy's being distracted. Well, the other guy's entirely going to turnbuckle It's going to slam your face into it.

I thought you were saying, like, watch your muscle, because it's so fucking fake. Like, you're the one kid in the crowd. It's like, this is real, right? That's John with Dan. No, this guy really likes me a lot. It's really God. It's like, I just want to, if I knew his number, I'd be calling him up going, dude, you know, I mean, it's just, it's really laying on thick.

Just really, really bad. EDR. Thank you so much for coming over. We're going to do some voicemails, and I got some. some internet news. But before we get into that, where can people find you? Community earoldavidreed.com to find me there to

or on Instagram at Earl David Read 1. I'm starting a new podcast called Read the Room. For real? No. Is it political? Damn it. I don't know.

He was getting ready. I know. I just came up with that name. I don't have a podcast. But Carl's going to be looking it up already. Oh, we're going to see him. I wouldn't give you the pleasure of ripping my horrible podcast apart. I'll wear a mask.

I'll find you. We'll recognize the voice. I've changed my voice. I name is Earl David Reed. I knew it. It's him. We got him, Chris. You're supposed to change your name too.

I can't be in a potato filled out. I'll be an eggplant. How about that for you people? I see what you did that. Comedian earl-Davidreed.com is where you want to go. All right. Let's find out what's going on the internet. Internet News with Review Girl Annie.

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Marman Hammond claims, Just because I jerk off to them doesn't mean I'd want to listen. From Spotify, Dog a 19 riffs, a flamboyant man, recycling other people's true crime content? What is this? The creep off? Vote Vinny.

Sean warns, this OB slash Carl conspiracy thing is heavy, man. Leave it alone. Some guy in New Hampshire gushes, another great episode of WATP, stuttering who? Dix Insider with the surprising, I don't think Carl is gay.

From Reddit, Butter 08 writes, Think about the logistics of airing a first grade play. 55 years ago. He is insane. Spanky Domingo queries. The first question I have is, do they have public access around in 1970?

Pulpiction is Slop comes in with a random. Carl is my favorite podcaster because of the non-nerversness of his chuckles. He has the best chuckles, the most confident, the most gigachad. He is not hiding anything. And from YouTube, it's me, Patty P. Grypes. Just when you think he can't be any more sadder, then he starts singing his first grade play songs. Sad old man.

Cult film Freak Reviews asks a goddamn good question with, if Carl had a fake show, why is John's life rumored by it? Weenard juice notes, you peaked as a carrot jam. Doc Panda is astounded. Christ, it's been years and Stuccio's stupidity still shocks me. This rap is hearing this. I get you in a boxing ring and call the police, so you better be careful. Metal thrash says what we're thinking.

Someone could be getting shot or stabbed to death, But instead, 911 has to deal with John getting beer and pizza delivered. He's such a moron. And on your business reports, mental illness and alcoholism are one hell of a wicked and entertaining combination. Thanks, S.J. Thanks for putting it all on display. Chris Green. John's superpower is the ability to never be embarrassed.

The way he told that first grade story so proudly was pathetic. He spoke like when we all heard it that we would change our mind about him. And Mr. Alex Stone plays us out with, anyone get a total lip smack count? in the last five-hour super show? 3,483 is the answer to that. General G.K. says, and he sounds like a trans Mike Tyson. I can hear it.

Let's hear it's voice mails. I haven't gone through these yet, so let's just see what people are saying to us here. By that minisode is two hours. Could you keep in all? Computer-generated voices say jokes. So thanks. I love it. Smitches for Chris.

I think that was sarcasm, guys. I don't think he actually does like that. Hey, Carl. What's up with the beef trip in the guy? Like, why is he a thing? I don't know. Anyway, it's Kattee, watch the beat tip show Friday night at six. There you go.

That makes sense. Hey, Carl, wait a Doc's Cardiff on this trip to Italy. John's going to go now find his house and move into it. Squatters rights. Fuck you, potato. Good luck. Is that why John's out the internet? Do you move to Canada?

Oh no, I did it. I do it. I do it. I do it. So, play this on Gableverse Live if you're going to play voicemails there or don't. I don't really give a fuck.

But since I send you good clean audio from a recording and you never play it, I assume I got to do this. This is Michael Gavin Ali? It kind of sounds like it, doesn't it? A little. Number one. Number two.

Hey, Carl, weren't you the Saggett, who back up until, I don't know, episode 120, 130 used to tell us silence on a podcast was death. But then you think it's funny that Mike's producer fucking put some music in the background of a clip like you guys do for every fucking thing. Sorry, I ran about five seconds over. Pete, go fuck yourself, faggot. Just do it.

The funny part was Mike's reaction to it. Yeah. The setup that Mike had and his reaction to it. he found out that his producer did that. That was hilarious. Hey, Carl, since we're all bragging about our jobs and the drugs we could do on them, I figure I thought

I'd weigh in. Please. Check my shit out. I was hopelessly addicted to crack cocaine while also being a world famous painter. And I was just the son of 46 president. So

what about them, apples? Cocked fuck. Very impressive, Hunter. Thanks for calling, Ed. Shit, cunting, horsefucker. Don't call me back. Jesus, Christ, why I usually curate these things. Hey, Coles, this is Lance in Tennessee. Hey, congrats on your Sabres wins and all that shit.

But I'm a fellow Cubbs fan here. I hope you're not sleeping on this dominant run. The Cubby's been having. They're crushing. It's been unbelievable. Chicago guys, there's too much good sports going on right now. I used to my team's being good at the same time. I noticed something about Opie and why he doesn't go to the boss benefit is because he feels intimidated by the rest of those genuinely funny people who are successful.

And the reason he rips on Ron and has Ron on the show in general is to rip on him is because he feels better than Ron. And he's able to sit there and go, oh, I'm actually a successful person. When compared to Ron the waiter, I guess you are sort of. but I think Ron might at this point might actually make more money. Who knows? Yeah, he has a job. There's that. Hey, Carl.

Just have a rare E-Rot correction. WeEEI was not the home of Tutscher and Rich. W.E.E.I. is the home of the Greg Hill Morning Show, which is, you know, one of Opie's former co-workers. But Tutcher and Rich was on 985, the Sports Hub. You know, rare E-Rot correction, so don't come a day. I thought Eric Nagel would know shit about radio stations. I'm very disappointed in that, gentlemen.

I will not be reading any of his free chance ever again. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. Hey, Carl, Howard Stern, complaining about best tax or best charity and how he's the only contributor to it. So I decided to pull the tax return. I looked at the 2024 return where the organization ended with $200,000 a cash, $1.2 million of investments. Over the year, it earned $63,000 of dividends. It did donate $235,000.

$100,000 of that was the North Shore. The IRS requires that you list all contributors over $5,000, and I was so excited to get to that section, only to find Howard must be hiding in the basement because his name was nowhere to be found. I did see Beth gave 12,500, and then there were others between 5 and 25,000 that donated. There you have it. Howard Light again.

Weird. I mean, it could be doing it through a corporation or another entity to cover his tracks, but good sleuthing. Damn. That's really good. Oh, I'm just looking at the transcription of this next one. You're going to like this person, EDR. Hey, Carl, Joe, from first. Pennsylvania.

You know him? I'm calling in. Long-time listener, nine and a half years, pre-dabble-verse days. Sweet. And I will defend you and say that you are absolutely a professional broadcaster, except for one thing. Here we go. I'm not going to do it right into the phone, but listen.

Do you hear that? I cough. I don't have a cough button on my phone. I'm pretty sure you have a cost button on your microphone, or at the very least on whatever you're recording with, Stream Labs, E. whatever. Just don't cough into the mic anymore. Love you. Don't call me back. It's always producer, Chris, so you hear coughing into the microphone. It's never me. So Ron the waiter has been asking Opie to go to this venue for years at this point because

Ron wants Opie to see him perform. And Opie goes there on the one night that Ron for sure isn't performing because he's just working there as a waiter. That has got to be the first. funniest thing opi has done the game this side you can hear and so on top of that he praised tony p seriously the greatest he's ever seen oh he went out of his way to pray yeah that was wild what up carl uh it's the arborist dude um not going to lie like my mother-in-law has kind of the same weird fixation with uh foxering animals as beth stern um and i don't know if it's like empty nestor syndrome like y'all are saying or just like too much

empathy, I don't know, but like, at the same time, I feel like some of these people just like never lived in the country. I mean, not that I didn't either, but not that I did either, but like, not all animals have to live, you know? Like,

not everything has to be fucking saved and we don't need, like, healthcare for, like, Medicare for all for fucking decrepit. Just kill the damn thing. Yes. Okay.

Bye. Some things should be proud of their misery like John Melendos, for example. Great calls. Thanks, everybody, for contributing. And again, thanks. Earl David Reed being here in studio with us. We're going to see him tonight. Comrade the Carlson.

Yes. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay.

Bye. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. All right. Ready to roll the credits. Yep. All right, guys.

Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, folks.

Guess what? The episode's over. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, bye. It's almost incomprehensible.