Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep726 - Simpcast Fallout, Opie & Ron, Whitney Cummings, Richard Marx and Daisy

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

We start off with a brand new video from the home of Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes. These two horn-balls are at it again. Bragging about their sex lives while trying to sell you on Richard’s ridiculous new box set. Seriously, who has a box set anymore? Chrissie Mayr had a disastrous stream with Melonie Mac last week. She tried to make things right by having Brittany Venti on Simpcast. It couldn't have gone worse. Chrissie tries to be the victim, the martyr, and the hero. It doesn't work that way! Whitney Cummings continues to make a podcast for no one as she tries to piece together jokes about aliens and the ocean. Opie is so jealous of the guys he used to know becoming more successful that he can’t even pretend anymore. This time it’s Kevin Hart. Annie joins us for a round of “Opie or Burr” and your voicemails.  Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/RJjuS-2vh6w Support a film maker for Adam: https://www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/josephtaft/myghost https://www.instagram.com/eastontv?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You can support the show today by going to supertip.g.g. slash WATP, participate and support. We do appreciate it. day show. Chrissy Mayer had a disastrous podcast with Melanie Mac last week and somehow had an even worse podcast which he tried to make up for it. Whitney Cummings is in desperate need of some tough love by someone to anyone. Opie actually does something and be creative. He writes not one, but two limericks. Stuttering John cannot stay away. And he will be here to play

the Opier Burr game. We have new voice mails. But first, Richard Marks and his wife Daisy Fuentes are back to promote Richard's new box set. That's right. We've been hearing about this for some time. Adam's been pumped about it. Richard Marks is playing the standards. That's right. And we got to hear some originals.

And we got to hear his version of the standards, and he's got to promote it. And so he comes back with Daisy Fuentes. And the show doesn't start off great. They run into a few problems when things start rolling. Hello, Talk Shop Live. Oh, no, I can't put it there. I got to put this here.

See? Guys, this isn't as easy. It's a little, there's a little stuff to do. But it's worth it. It's fun. It is. Quick bit of business. This isn't easy to do, guys, except for every single grandma could do it during the pandemic.

Every fucking 80-year-old person I know was nonstop video messaging me and video chatting. And these two are just like, this is a lot of work. I don't know. to pull this off. They're not using microphones. They're not using cameras. It's just the computer. Yep.

As usual. Now, Adam, you've been on this beat for some time. Remind us, what is the dynamic between Richard Marks and his wife, Daisy Fuentes? Well, she's a successful entrepreneur. He's a pop star and songwriter. And they like to drink and they like to fuck. That's right. And they can't wait to tell you about it.

Oh, the drinking and fucking they're doing. And, of course, they're promoting on this episode. So Daisy Fuentes is going to show off Richard's new box set as he tells you why it's such an amazing product that you need down. This is my gorgeous wife, Daisy Flentes. Hi. And we are here to talk about not just my latest album, After Hours, but this particular version of the After Hours album, I finally have one to show you. with my hot little hands.

Here I'll hold it. Look at this. This is so sexy. Amazing. Okay, so this is the signature suite edition after hours. That sounds sexy. It does sound sexy. Okay.

Why does this remind me of Corey Feldman's box set immediately? Yes. This thing is way too big. It's come with action figures, too. I made a comic book. It's all packaging. There's one CD in there. There's four stickers.

Jesus Christ, Richard. It's too much shit. Adam, are you excited about this box set? Have you purchased it yet? It's on its way. But it is like Chris said, where it's like trivial pursuit you can fuck. It's a big box.

Before we get into shilling this thing, there's some questions from the audience. And so they're going to address those, which is always good to be interactive with your audience. We were on a role. Yeah. Yeah, somebody asked us for three, three things that keep us young.

Well, we know what one of them is. I bet it's fucking. It's true. Yeah. Baby blood. You have forced her to swallow. That's the first one. What else you got, Daisy?

I think. I think we both look after ourselves. I mean, yes. With the exception of, you know, martini's and tequila. That's what I mean. You've got to pick, you got to pick you back. You got to live. You got to live a little bit.

Yeah, I do, I do really try to take care of myself a lot. But every now and then, you just- All right, Daisy can answer this question. Why is Richard being asked, what keeps you young? Does he look young? Is that a guy you'd look at and be like, wow, how do you do it? I've got to throw it all out the window and have some fun because I think that one of the things that keeps you young or that at least gives you that energy that people talk about,

at least that's what I see in people is when people are joyful, when people are enjoying their lives. When people are kind, when people truly are present in their lives, that's, to me, one of the secrets. So yeah, do all the things. The serums. Do the peptides. Do the Botox if you want. Do the meditations. Do all the things. But we're not. We don't do any of them, but have fun. Have fun. Yeah. Has you got all that? Yeah. Or I don't. Right. But have fun, Adam. This is a guy, Richard Marks, who we've documented, and everyone's documented, spends numerous hours on social media getting into arguments with random people about politics. It's all by having fun. It's a little carefree lifestyle.

That's what does it. And by the way, fucking orange man in the White House is destroying the world. Are they in a funeral home? Yes. Okay. Just checking. Someone is like, hey, keep it down. We're up here with the eulogies.

You guys keep fucking talking about your box set over there. Trying to stream here. What else? They said three things. Richard says, yeah, he says travel. That's all he says. He says, well, travel. And then she comes right in with this.

Absolutely. If you keep, you got to keep moving. Just keep moving and keep doing the things that, that keep you engaged with life. Do what truly makes you happy. I think that, you know, the world is a crazy place right now. So while having compassion for all the things, I think it's really important to be present in your life and to be passionate about your life. You know, when you find it hard to be passionate about other things outside in the world, always turn inwards and make yourself your passion and your life. I like that.

Yeah. Um, we're going to wrap it up. So be a self-centered asshole. Got it. I'm actually doing very well. Turns out. I hate when Daisy says, the world's a crazy place right now. I hate when anybody says that.

It's like as opposed to which era, which time was the world doing fucking great. And then someone screwed it all up. It's a crazy place. Now more than ever. Right. Now more than ever. Of course. That's what I always hear.

I love when I reach out to people for help and they're like, have you thought about, not reaching out to me and just going inward. Yeah. How about you figure it out for yourself? Okay. And I get to just follow my dreams. Mom, you can quit the diner now. Daisy Fuentes says you've got to follow your dreams.

Perfect. Now, there's questions coming in about the box set and, you know, what's included in there. And what is the question here? Is Richard's second favorite thing? Yeah, hey, Richard, what's your second favorite thing in this box set? That's a weird question. question right i think second favorite thing which is a cocktail menu of drinks that i created what an asshole drink this is a martini a french martini a classic which is your favorite

and tequila oh it's got to be the marx tini it's the classic martini it's the marx tini we call it the marks team mark's teeny it's a special blend of tequila with ice oh this really is the kori phone box out. No shit. I just throwing everything in there. It's a drink menu for some reason. Okay. It's fine. So what is in the Marks teeny? I want to know because you're speculating over there, producer Chris. Order and if you're watching on YouTube, click the link in the description. Jason Kurta wanted to know what's in the after hours martini. What's in the after hours? Happiness. Happiness and joy. It's full of happiness and joy. And you can have it with a lemon twist or...

After-Hourge martini is the espresso martini made with peanut butter whiskey. Did I already say, what an asshole? What? Peanut butter whiskey. So offended. There's no such thing as peanut butter whiskey, by the way. It's not whiskey. Fuck.

What's he talking about? All right. Anyway, I'm so offended by that. I think, Chris, I know it used to be a bartender because Chad Zumach told me. I think that what we should have to do on the wheel of consequences is make these Marx Tini's, okay, and drink them. Yeah. Until we never drink again. I want to be included in that. Okay. Sounds good. Did you notice how he was, you know, trying to find the name of the person that asked that question. He's kind of lost in the chat. He does that again here. He says trouble keeping up with all these questions.

Yes. I want to address this one comment I just saw go by. I want to see, wow, it's very hard to like, it just keeps going. Somebody asked about the show that I was going to do this Friday night. I was really looking forward to playing in Everett, Washington and a solo acoustic show, which I'm playing three. I was playing three this weekend. Now I'm playing two. Somebody asked about it.

The chat is not moving at all. No, no. You can see it right there. Yeah, I love to add to pull up the chest. so that we can see it's not moving. Not even one comment came in while he's going, I can't keep him up with this thing. I don't know where that is.

And he seems so self-important, but I think he just announced that one of his shows got canceled. He did. Okay. By the way, I can't keep up with our chat right now. Someone just asked why all my exes say my cock is huge. I was where was that?

It's just whizzing by. I just whizzing by. I saw it for a second. Okay, whatever. Why was the gig canceled? Is there a reason for that, Adam? There sure is. And he's going to be real classy about it.

I'm sure. And, you know, Now, sometimes things happen beyond your control. This was certainly beyond mine. The reason that the Everett show is not happening is because the gentleman, I guess, in charge of the venue, just had some unfortunate business dealings and the entire venue was shut down. So that's a bump. I hope to come back to that part of Washington State with someone who actually can pay the bills.

I'm not an asshole. Yeah. Shit like this happens all too often in Everett. Fucking Everett, Washington. Am I right? Yeah. It's not even worth going there. It seems like for a number of reasons, actually.

You mentioned there's original songs on this new album. I thought it was just going to be standards. But he's writing things that sound like standards. Oh, okay. Well, that's interesting. Songs. And one of the songs we're going to play you, I wrote with her. Oh, yes.

We wrote my favorite. favorite song on the album. My favorite song. My favorite song. I mean, not because of, you know, but. It's also good of that. No. I think it's,

I think you're a little. Daisy's like, I like that song. It's about my pussy. Yeah, yeah. All right. Calm down. It was influenced by a lot of things,

but yeah, yeah. That's all good. I thought it was about him performing magic. He looks like he'd be a, I know, Vegas magician. Now that you mentioned it. He's going to go on about his writing process.

Okay. I decided to, pretend that it was 1949 and that I was a young struggling songwriter and I wanted to write a song that Frank Sinatra would consider recording. That's what the inspiration for the song was. And we

live, when we're in California, there are these trails that we walk a lot and we hike. I can no longer write songs sitting in a room. I have to get outside. I really believe that lyrics and melodies are like hiding behind bushes and under rocks. They just come to you, don't they? You got to collect them all. Yeah, like Pokemon.

You go out there and find out those lyrics and melodies. That guy's got my lyrics and melodies over there. Get back here. All right. Where are we going next, Adam? He's still going to explain to you why he's like Bob Dylan or Rogers and Hammerstein. One of those albums that you can play all the time. You can have a playing in the background.

You can have him playing in the car. You can sing along to it. You can mute it. I find it is absolutely not because I sleep with you. Jesus. I mean, most of the compliments I give you is because I sleep with you. But this one actually, I enjoyed it. This reminds you of a compliment Jen gave me many years ago when WTP was first taking

off and I was still working a real job and stuff. And she was a listener. She listened every week. That was nice. And I remember she said to me one time, she goes, Carl, it's like I'm listening to a real show. Thanks, Jen. It's very sweet of you. I understood most of the words.

Yeah. It sounds like having a lot of fun when you do it. Yeah, right. Right. Well, we do, but it's not the point. The point is when I first met Jenny, I remember thinking to myself, she's a lot like Daisy Fuentes. That's a really nice couple, man.

Make sure she hears that. I don't know where we're at with this, but I know at some point, Daisy is going to interrupt him when he's talking about where standards belong in the like, you know, history of music. And she's like, I'll take this one. I just felt like it was time to attack these songs again. Well, this is a genre that must be kept alive by artists like you and whatever other artists are going to pay homage to it through the years.

I believe that there are enough artists to keep this genre alive. I think it's a must. I think it was one of the best eras in music, the Great American Songbook, you know, all over the world. You know, Stutter John's superpower is, can't be embarrassed. Yep. Richard Bucks has a little of that going on. He does.

Yeah, I can't be pretentious enough. And I like that Daisy goes, you know, this is really an important thing for artists to do. Well, talking about playing cover songs. I mean, I don't want a nitpick. I'm just saying, I know Richard's written a lot of his own songs. It's just like, well, how often do you see a tribute actor? Like, look at these artists. It's amazing.

I was just like really good at it. Yeah. I wonder if when they're like asked about Latin fashion throughout the ages, if he's like, I got this one, Daisy. Let me take this one. What's it like to be a supermodal spokesperson? That guy, I'll explain. I'll explain.

Now, this is the best compliment a songwriter can get. Well, and the best compliments I got on the original songs. Oh, yeah. Were the people, friends of mine who heard the songs early on and asked me, wait, who did this song? I know that I know this song. Who did? Did the Sinatra do this on?

I'm like, I just wrote this song. So that's a great compliment. You know, it's funny. A band that I was in many years ago with Trucker Andy. I used to get compliments like that. Carl, isn't this a no effect song? Nope, I just ripped it off completely. It just sounds exactly like one, but no, I wrote it.

Who did this song? Me. Me. And stop playing me the source material. Pretend I wrote it. You've seen all the stuff that comes with it. How many copies of this do you think they made? Do you think they made $1,000, $5,000, $50,000, or $10,000, or $100,000?

I'm going to go gay. You're right. You won. That's it. Show him what he's won. I mean, it's a good question. You have Richard Marks here. He's promoting it. It's a big dizz. We're talking about it for a while.

How many do they have to sell? This is truly one of those original, really thoughtful gifts for any music love. We only made a thousand. And you've already sold. And we've sold a bunch of it. We sold probably, I don't know, can't. So I know a thousand doesn't sound like a lot, but they made way too many of these things. They're going to be sitting on them.

Oh, yeah. Boxes and boxes in the garage for years to come. That's a nice table. Oh, that's not a table. Take part of the table home with you. Please. There's a drink menu in there. How much do you think it costs?

Oh, that's a good question. So I know that Corey Feldman's is like $400-something. If you want it signed, it's $280. But Marxie here thinks highly of himself. And that was a big box. It's pretty sweet. And you can fuck it. It smells like Daisy's vagina.

I'm going to go. Realistic answer. I bet it's $450. $1. $1. God damn you. Chris wins. I knew it.

You get to the showcase showdown and I don't. Yes. How much? It's $190 signed. Wow. Okay. I guess that makes more sense. I thought more highly of Richard Marks than he does.

That he does. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Well, if they sell a thousand for this talk shop appearance, you know, that's good money. That is pretty good. Now, they decide they're going to sell this by playing songs. while they're streaming.

So they just have to sit there and let a song play, which is awkward. And Adam, what I've done here is I've taken the music out so that we don't get struck. And I've sped things up quite a bit. So we just see the awkwardness of while they're listening to one of Richard's songs. And, you know, you brought this up, Chris, where it's like he can't be embarrassed. Yeah. I could never, ever just sit here with my wife and just make her listen to my music. Dude

We made a new Lightstub's record And I haven't We haven't even heard it I haven't asked her To listen to it You could have lip sync to it While

Yeah I love a parade And now they're reading the chat Oh this guy says it's good Yeah This person over here likes it And now he's singing Along to it

They're dancing They're clapping Holy shit It's a long song It's a long song I have this up at 5X speed By the way That they give us

up and just start reading the chat. Yep. Makes sense. All right. So finally, it's time to sign off. And we saw how well the show started. The sign off will also go very smoothly, I'm sure. Thank you, guys.

This is a really fun hang, and it was even extra fun because you did it with me. So thank you guys. I'm going to sign off. Yeah, I'm going to start with you guys on Instagram. Bye, guys. Thank you. much. How do I?

Look at Daisy's getting embarrassed. They're doing that thing or have to hold the pose. She's like, I just fucking hit this. What are you doing? Come on. Portrait mode. Just turn it off.

God damn it. I can't sit here next to you anymore. Still smiling. This funeral sucks. Are we down here with you guys? Yeah. I think we got you. Thank you so much.

Signing off now. Bye, everybody. Bye, guys. Computer off. It gets us not voice. activated. Still smiling. Good question.

Okay. Oh, my God. So that was the big promotion. Maybe we helped sell some box sets for Richard Marks. Is there a website people can go to? I don't care. Adam, you noticed it took a long time to get things started. They complained about how difficult it was to get it.

Every time they set up. It's a big thing for them. Yeah. What do you think it's going on there? Well, they don't have a camera and they're not using a microphone and they don't have any headphones. So I couldn't figure out what the big deal was. And then I saw a picture of Richard from his Instagram,

and I realized that it's the lighting. That they are lighting the fuck out of that thing and that none of them actually look like that. Oh. So you're saying, holy should I love this guy, ADT. So what you're telling me is that the reason why they're like, oh, this is difficult is because they're trying to look presentable.

There are lights that are so bright. They're just washing everything out. Okay. Uh, so do you want to see an unfiltered video of, uh, Richard Marks? Give you an idea what it looks like without the filter or the lighting and everything. This is love is here to stay. And it's the song I have opening my after hours album, which we recorded all live over a couple of afternoons, me and 28 amazing musicians.

And this is a song I've loved since I was a kid. That whole, in time, the Rockies may crumble. Oh, come on. doesn't get better than that. I'm so thrilled with how this album has been received, thanks to all of you who have supported it. And, yeah, this is the song that I chose to open the album. And it's called Love is Here to Stay.

All right. New Wheel Consequence idea. You have to listen to all of Richard Mark's new album. I'm out. All right. I do it. I wouldn't want to do that. You can fuck the box set when you're done.

Oh, I'm in. You'd be happy to know he's out on the road with Rod Stewart right now. Oh, that's exciting. His Rod and him duet on Young at Heart. I imagine he's the opener or they do a bunch of stuff together. He is the opener and they probably do Young at Heart together. Nice. Well, I will never see that in my life.

Okay. I want to get into Chrissy Mayer Simpcast. She had guest Cherry Perez, Kimberly Coulter, and Brittany Venty. And I'll say this was a disastrous show. for Chrissy. I believe she's still reeling from it. A lot of fallout has occurred. And I like Chrissy.

I was a part of her content house. I was part of her content hotel. Adam and I went to the content hotel, producer Chris. We were all there. We've done a bunch of shows together. She's been on my show. I've been on her show.

So I'm not turning on her for clout. But it is my job to review podcast, especially the bad podcast. And wow. This was a bad podcast from Chrissy. She came not only unprepared, but with a horrible strategy. She's trying to fix what she did

by having Melanie Mac on her show the week before and not addressing anything with the quartering and the quartering flagging YouTube channels and taking them down. And this is like these right-wing group that's all about free speech and not striking and flagging and Jeremy Hadling of the quartering is doing that.

Melanie Mack is a co-host with him, works for him. Chrissy has her on and no mention of it. And so people were giving Chrissy all sorts of shit for that. So Chrissy decides, all right, Brittany Venty, who's also a friend with Chrissy, has been very vocal about what the quartering has been up to. I'll have her on my show Simpcast. And that way, it'll be a make-good. I'll let Brittany say her side since she wanted to be on with Melanie and debate Melanie.

And Chrissy didn't let her on. So now she's going to have her on and fix all of that. that I will tell you, before we get into the clips, the thing that people are most pissed off at Chrissy 4, and it's not the thing that I'm most pissed off about, I'm not pissed off, anyway, but the thing people are most pissed off about it, I went on the Husey show on Monday, and they brought this out, is that she made over $2,400 in Super Chats. There were thousands and thousands of people watching the Simcast, and they were throwing money at her, and she did not read most of them.

she only read the ones that were favorable to her point of view. And so there were all of these ones who were on Brittany Venty's side and calling Chrissy out. And we're talking $50 super chats. There was a chunk of $3.50 chats that came in in a row. And she only read the one that was positive towards her. So it's not like she was prioritizing dollar amounts or anything else. She was just selecting. And I say she.

I don't know if she's a producer or what was going on. I know mods were banning people. so she was going through and selectively choosing which chats to read. And what's crazy is that if you want to go watch that show now up on her channel, you can, but the live chat playback has been removed. So if you want to go see all the super chats she didn't read, they're gone. Oh, yeah. She's removed them.

Wait, you can do that. Right? Now John's going to ask you, Adam. All right, I'll tell you what. So she starts off by saying there's going to be a different style, a different version, a different format for Simcast than what we're used to. I've been on Simcast before. It's usually a bunch of women. Any comment on that?

Okay. Usually a bunch of women just sitting around and chatting about whatnot, sometimes some news stories, sometimes just gossip and bullshit. And so this one's going to be different. This one is real serious. And she sets that up right from. the get-go. Well, hey, guys. How is everybody's weekend? Okay, okay, hi. This is a different Cimpcast than usual. I'm just going to start. It's just going to be me because I feel like I need to explain some things. I need to talk about everything that's been going on this week since I had

Melanie Mac on my channel. And if you see me looking at notes, it's because I have really taken the past few days to listen and reflect and collect my thoughts and also collect the thoughts and concerns of of you guys. And I want to make sure I'm addressing each point and being thorough and being honest and being transparent because that is not something that the quartering has given you all. And I want to just put it, put it all out there and answer your questions. But at the same time, I'm not looking to make this a three hour long stream. I never wanted to talk about. the quartering drama. I just,

but I've been sort of bullied into it here and so I'm going to talk about it and I'm going to do my best to address everything. Okay. Off to a bad start. You can't say I've taken notes. I've been researching this.

I want to be transparent. I want to answer your questions. And by the way, you guys are forcing me to do this. I don't even want to fucking do this. I've been bullied into it. Bullied. That word is the new cuck. Yeah. It's like, what does that mean? It doesn't mean anything anymore. Right. You got bullied by who?

How can someone bully you into doing something you don't want to do on your own show? If you don't feel obligated and you prefer not to talk about it, you can do that. But she's her, they forced her hand on this one, it turns out. So she does this thing where she oscillates back and forth. Is she here to explain herself, maybe apologize for what she did wrong, Or is she here to make excuses and explain that she's actually not at fault for any of this? And I wish that she would have figured out a path to take. You know, when you get to that fork in the road, you got to go one way or the other.

She does not. And she definitely sets this up so that you can see there was no way for her to succeed in this stream. And there's some of you listening tonight that are never going to believe anything I say. There's some of you tonight who might be on the fence. There's some of you here tonight who are just going to make content and twist what I say to fit your narrative to make money. And that's fine. And that's your progress. And that's YouTube.

And like, that's fair use. You guys can, you know, make content, of course. So, but I just felt like I had to be true to myself and be honest and address all these concerns, you know, and clear some things up. wait she felt she had to be true to herself and honest and address these concerns or she was bullied into it so many ago she was bullied into it also you will never ever hear me under the phrase i need to be true to myself the fuck does that even mean it's like are you guys gonna buy my horse shit or what because that doesn't have any meaning that phrase being true to myself i was but when i was on with melanie i was being a phony but now I'm going to be true to myself on this show. Oh, okay, just one episode away. Now we're being true to ourselves before.

Do you repeat a phony? It's a different simcast. Yeah, well, very good. Yeah, that's true. It's not the Chrissy Maeer podcast now. It's a simcast, very different. Do you want to do this or not? What are we doing?

It's like, she's setting it up so she can't possibly win. Some of you guys are going to make fun of me. Some of you guys won't believe me. People are going to say that I'm full of shit. Why would you say that? unless to say, no matter what I say, there's people who won't believe me, therefore I can't win. So I'm in a position where there's no winning this.

She's setting herself up to be a martyr. Yeah. Setting herself up to letting you know that she's just being true to herself, though she knows all the forces are against her. If she's not at fault, then there is a way to get out of this by explaining yourself and being reasonable. And have people go, okay, that's understandable. I get it. She obviously knows that there's a fault there if she sets it up by saying,

listen, I can't win on this, you know. You people are not going to believe me and you're going to keep hounding me. And she is getting a lot of shit. I will be honest. She does a pretty big show, Friday night tights. And she wasn't on this past Friday. They asked her not to be on, whether she'll be on going forward is in jeopardy because a lot of people have turned on Chrissy Mayer after the Melanie Mac episode. But this episode, again, it even worse, having Brittany Venty on to try to make a good on it. And as I mentioned, a lot of money came in on this show, but also on the Melanie show, I think she made almost a thousand bucks in Super Chats.

And those were all addressing the quartering stuff that they just kept deflecting. Melanie wouldn't answer it. And Chris is like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know the answer that. I haven't looked into this at all. So people are throwing out the G word. Oh, she's grifting. That was what they brought up when I was on Hughesy show on Monday.

And I hate that word. If people are giving you money, they want to superchat you. They want to, even if it's a mother fuck you, like, that's not grifting. No, you presented it as an option. Exactly. It's an option people can take or they don't have to take. Not being fooled. I think there's an understanding that if you super chat someone, they're going to at least attempt to read it.

It won't be like, for this episode, we're just not going to and you're just going to have to suck it. I don't think that's fair. Right. So that's where the grifting, yeah, you can start to make that case if you're like, hey, everyone in here who wants to tell me that I'm wrong about this, I will ignore you, but keep your 50 bucks. Like that seems like a problem. And so she addresses that.

If you think I'm a grifter, if you think I'm doing this for money, please don't super chat me. I want to make that crystal clear. If you think I'm a liar or unfunny or ugly or whatever. full of shit or did I say not funny, then please give your money to somebody else. If you think there's a streamer out there that's been

covering this in a way you like better, please, please give your money to that person. So defensive. The show hasn't even started yet. It's like, all right, you don't want to give me fucking money. They don't. Give it to fucking Kino Casino. I'm a monster. Right. Give it to Camelot

that. That's fine. Whatever. Also, It's funny how the whole point of saying that is pretty much to say, if you don't like me, don't super chat me. I don't want to have to address it. I'm not going to read it. But she started the show, and this is the first two minutes of it. So it's not like I'm taking things either that were hours apart.

She started the show by saying she wants to answer our questions. Guys, I'm on here to tell you the truth to answer your questions. And if you don't like me, I don't want to fucking hear from you. Don't super chat me. Don't bother me with that. You know, she came and she said, this isn't going to be a regular episode of my show. Maybe the apology is not the time to take super chats. Right.

Maybe you just don't do that at all for this one. So it's not an issue. Yeah. And also, it was brought up to her. And again, I personally don't care about this kind of shit. If people want to give you money, then great, take it. But it was also brought up that she could have made this a charity show. You know, to say like, hey, I know what people are interested in this topic.

I have a lot more viewers than normal. And people are very vocal. about the quartering and these controversies. So all the proceeds are going to go to blah, blah, blah. The thing I'm passionate about. So, you know, there's ways to, you know, look better in this. Not that I care. I wouldn't give a show.

So she goes on to say that the channels that Jeremy of the quartering have flagged have been removed from YouTube, they should be restored. She's like, and these channels should come back. And, you know, that's really the crux of the whole matter is pretending she didn't know about it on Thursday. day when all the chats were coming in. She's like, Melanie, do you know about the? Okay, yeah, I don't know. I don't know either.

I don't know anything about it. Even though, and people have dug this up very easily. Chrissy has been made aware of this weeks ago. She's talked to people on shows, Nina Infinity, specifically, two weeks before the Melanie Mac interview, who was like, no, the quartering is striking channels and DMing with Josh Moon from Kiwi Farms and talking about how he's going to use the connections at YouTube to get channels taken down and go. go after the Kino Casino on Kick.

And so all these things have come out. And Chrissy should know this because she was told directly by her friend about it. And so she acted like she didn't know anything that was going on. She'll explain why she didn't know anything that was going on. But this was her strategy for her Melanie Mac interview. Yeah, I just, I want there to be accountability for the messed up, for the messed up stuff that, that Jeremy has done. So I want to make sure that's clear.

I want to explain first my intentions for my stream with Melanie. I had Melanie on my show on Wednesday, and I had been trying to get her on since really Easter, since my confirmation, since I converted to Catholicism. I wanted to have her on, because she's my friend. I wanted to have her on to talk about that, to talk about she just got married. I want to talk about our faith. What a boring show that would be. She has on the most controversial person

Outside of Jeremy himself Melanie Max like the most controversial person In this thing that believe it or not Like hundreds of thousands of people are interested in It's this this huge thing is happening in the internet right now And Chrissy goes Melanie why don't you come on my show We'll talk about how I converted to Catholicism

And how you just got married And what it's like being a mom And then I'm going to have Aaron Inholt on And we're just going to talk about boxing Yeah, right Why would you think that that would be something interesting for people I don't think she thought that. I think she knew that Melanie Mac would bring a lot of eyeballs and a lot of interest to her show.

And she knew exactly what the controversy was, although she pretends she didn't know what it was. And apparently, as I mentioned, Nina Infinity told Chrissy about this weeks before. And then when it was announcing Melanie was coming on, Nina reached out to her directly. They're friendly. They message back and forth and told her, like, if you're going to have Melanie on, you have to confront her about this stuff. You can't just sweep for her. You got to make sure that you hold her accountable

for what she's been doing with Jeremy. And Chrissy never responded, totally ignored it. Nina was very hurt by this. I've seen her come out on shows since then. And go, I thought we were friends. I was trying to help her out before this disaster happened. She ignored me. I've told her about this multiple times.

And Chrissy acts like she was blindsided after all of that. so so when I've had her on and I see the chat I panicked because I really wasn't expect I really wasn't expecting all that I wasn't expecting 2000 oranges I wasn't expecting 2000 brooms when people say Chrissy the chat tried to tell you the chat tried to tell you the chat was extremely hostile the chat was extremely insulting to both of us and what am I going to say Melanie? there's a thousand oranges coming in. Let me put you in the waiting room. Well, I figured that I was, I was really overwhelmed and taken aback by all that. And, um, I froze. She didn't want to upset her friend, Melanie.

And this comes back to clout chasing. The thing that Kino Casino has opined and they have some evidence here, too, I would say, PPP did a good job of breaking this down. It seems like Chrissy might have been working, behind the scenes to get a job with Jeremy. And of course, Melanie works for Jeremy. And the quartering has over two million subs on YouTube. And Jeremy's bragged about being a millionaire.

And so it seems like Chrissy's like trying to get on Melanie's good side. Like, hey, come on. Well, I'll be in your corner. I know everyone else is against you. But I'll be a part of this. And then it's like, oh, shit, thousands of people want you to answer these questions that are not happy with you and are putting orange emojis all over the chat. Like, really?

You didn't know that was going to happen? even though you were told by your friends that that was going to happen. And we haven't gotten into Brittany Venty yet. Brittany Venty was also like, if you're going to have Melody Mac on, let me on, because Brittany has been doing a deep dive into Jeremy, has done, been doing a ton of research on it. Brittany has been doing shows with Chrissy for the last nine years, Simcast all the time.

They work together all the time. They're on each other shows. And so Brittany saying, hey, Chrissy, let me help you out with this. I can even come on and talk to Melanie directly because I've done all the deep dive research. and is ignored by Chrissy as well. And now she's just like, how's I supposed to know that everyone's going to be upset and talking about this other thing, not talking about my Catholicism or her getting married recently.

So she decides to take this route, which again, I think is ill-conceived. So if it's going to upset you that I'm not here to apologize for having my friend Melanie on to talk about my conversion, I am. sorry. And for those of you who were upset that I didn't have Brittany on that stream, by the time she had messaged me, I had wanted to wrap this show up. I had wanted, because it had been 90 minutes. I get tired at night.

But again, it only extended as long as it did because I wanted to get through all the super chats. And don't give, please don't give Britney Venty crap for not being on that stream. Please don't give Nina infinity crap. Like, none of my friends or people I stream with should be getting crap for how I handled or didn't handle a stream. They're not. That's not the concern right here. No one's going, Nina, why did you do a better job when you weren't on with Chrissy and Melody?

Carl, she said she was sorry and she's tired. Right. Get off her back. Good point. My bad. She's trying to be heroic here and you're kind of ruining it for her. That's true. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sticking for my friends over here. Don't be mad at Brittany Venty. I played this on Davilverse Live. So after this happened, I was playing it with Blind Mike. I said, look at this chat. I've never seen such a thing where it was thousands of people all with just putting venty, venty, venty into the chat. They all wanted Brittany to come on.

And you just heard her there say, hey, you know, she didn't respond to me in time. And during the show, she's going, yeah, I texted her. She's not getting back to me. I'd love to have Brittany on the show. But, you know, whatever. She's not around or whatever. it is. So that's her first story that she didn't get back to her in time

in order to get her on the show. That's what she just said. A guy got too late, got away from me. I got to go to bed. Whatever. So then Chrissy says, I went back and I rewatched the stream that I was on with Nina. And, wow, I was surprised at what she was telling me on that stream. It was like, you were out of two weeks ago. What do you mean? It's like, yeah, I decided to go back and rewatch it. That Jeremy

guy, he's been doing some bogus shit on the internet. And I'm against that kind of stuff. It's like, Holy shit, you just figured that out? Like, you definitely knew that ahead of time. So I think she's gaslighting. That's what I'm trying to say. So she just said she didn't have Brittany on because it was getting too late.

But then she says a different thing. I didn't like purposely not have Britney on. I just didn't, I wasn't trying to do an ambush. Gotcha stream. That's not really my style. And I know from experience that you can, that's how you lose friends. is by throwing somebody on and at the last minute being like, ha-ha, just kidding.

We're not here to talk about your wedding. We're here to, you know what I'm saying. Why am I so friends with Hughesie? Can I even explain that? I saw a lot of people at Denver's and I was going, what the fuck does current waste his time over there? What's he doing? You're going to talk to Ava for an hour for some reason.

All right, so that's a totally different thing where she goes, why I wouldn't have Britney on because then she's just going to go after Melanie and it's an ambush and it's not the style of show that I do. So there's two different reasons now why she didn't have Brittany on the show for some reason. And now she starts with the excuses. The excuses get wild. Another important thing to keep in mind here is that I am not the streamer or person that I was two years ago. I'm contrary to what a lot of you think. I am not terminally online.

I'm taking care of a two-year-old all the time, all day. I don't have him in daycare. I don't have him in preschool. He's completely unvaccinated, so I can't put him in daycare or preschool. I have to watch him. He's all day with me. All right, guys, if you think she could put out a good podcast, she's a mom. So if you're going to be mad at someone, find someone else.

Right. I mean, how could she possibly pay attention to what her guests have been up to? Two-year-old who are friends of hers. Unvaccinated. Well, who's supposed to read every text message that comes in or pay attention while she's on the phone with her friends? No. Of course not. There's a two-year-old that she can't put in preschool.

She actually gets herself choked up here. Because my priorities have shifted. I'm a mom. I would so much rather be a good mother and a bad stream. or then the other way around. And so, sorry. You hear that? She'd rather be a good mother and a terrible streamer.

You're doing it, Chrissy. Well. Congratulations. That's the good news. So then she brings up her father getting murdered three years ago, which of course is horrific. And all this other personal stuff that's going on. And she's explaining, like, there's no way that I could possibly do it. a good show with all the things that I've going on behind the scenes.

And you people don't understand that. I couldn't possibly know that Melanie was going to have so many enemies coming into the chat and calling her out for what she was doing and giving me money in order to call her out for what she is doing. And yeah, she, again, makes it seem like things are way worse than they are. And this is, I think, to your martyr comment, Adam. I don't think that we should. be coming for blood on people who are simply friends with someone else.

I don't think we should be coming for blood on somebody who had someone on, but didn't talk about the things that they wanted you to talk about. Again, if I had known and connected all the dots, if I knew today, what I knew on Wednesday, it would have been a completely different stream. She would have done things differently if she had known, but she did know, but she didn't know because she's a mom. she would have done things differently. Is she a victim or did she fuck up?

Because I thought it started off with her saying that she dropped the ball or started off as her being a victim and then she dropped the ball and then she was a victim again. Can you start over? Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. So clip number one, the way. Do you know Jesus? She's like that. Right.

She's just like Jesus. Yeah, it would make sacrifices in order to do the right thing. So Brittany Vente is very upset because Jeremy is threatening to go after her channel. And Chrissy and Brittany have been friends for a long time. So that's why Brittany takes us personally. She's like, Jeremy is literally getting channels taken down. That's my livelihood. He's threatening after me because Brittany's doing this deep dive into Jeremy.

She's like, how the fuck can you platform this woman who is sticking up for him and kind of cheerleading what he's been up to? and so Chrissy has to explain once again she is the victim. Yeah, no, I see what you're saying, but if you're saying that I knew everything I do now and like putting all the dots together and I have spent so much time these last few days literally ignoring my toddler to the point where he's in tears and making a fucking fit. But mommy's got a good-up in the quartering drama. So tough shit, watch Sesame Street.

That's what we had to do these last few days. My God. That's why I would say. Your toddler was in tears? A toddler crying. Can you even imagine such a thing? Was he being fussy? Left alone with Big Burr, Oscar.

Because Mommy had to learn about the quartering. And you made me do it, Brittany Venty? You should, for shame at Brittany Venty. So, Brittany's taking Chrissy to task, which she doesn't enjoy on the show. So Kimberly Colter also takes Chrissy to task. She's up on things. Cherry Price just kind of sits there. I think at some point you're going to be like,

all right, I'm going to go, guys. Thanks. Thanks for having me. She doesn't seem to add a lot to this. What I love is that Chrissy opened up the show saying that she's been bullied into doing this episode. And so Brittany's like, well, I thought we were friends. And I thought maybe we could have a conversation about this.

But you're only doing this because you're being bullied. Well, who is bullying you? Great question. But when you're saying stuff like that, it makes it sound like, well dang i have to like take accountability here and it's like you know you open the stream with i was bullied into it and i don't think anybody would want you to say anything you don't mean if you're bullied into this like who's bullying you into this great question who is bullying you and i will tell you chrissey avoids this question she does not answer i want to know like is it is it jeremy

who is, you know, dangling this potential job over your head? Is it, you know, who is this? Who's bullying? Is it Melanie Mack? Who's bullying you and making you do this? What's going on with this? So this is Brittany's, like, major problem that she's trying to get across to Chrissy. I didn't see it.

I'm not like up on everything. I'm not watching everybody's content. The only video that I ended up watching. Well, it was happening for like three weeks. Okay, that's great. But you know what's also trending is my fucking personal. life and the shitstorm that is my dad being murdered and other stuff that I don't want to get into. So sometimes you don't have to.

Sometimes your two-year-old does take precedent over the quartering drama. And I wish I could. Yeah, but you're choosing to work. And your work is to be free speech. And then my job is to be a mother. You're at your job right now. Imagine you tell your boss at work when they go, hey, you're not doing your job very well. Do you even know what you're doing?

It's like, of course I'm going to do my job. I'm a parent first. Yeah, you big bully. Yeah, you bully. Why do you have me to do my job well? Listen, I get it. This quartering lore is a lot. There's a lot of players in it.

There's a lot to get into. I've been trying to just touch on the surface so we can understand the context of this stuff. But I do it because it's my job. So I look into these things and I get to understand the players and what's been happening. And it's literally Chrissy's job, too, if she's going to do a stream. with Melanie Mack and do the Simpcast and all of these people,

even Friday Night Tights, is a show with a lot of people who are wrapped up into this whole quartering drama. So it's crazy that she's like, listen, I got better shit to do. Then just do that. Yes. Go sell knives or something.

You know, you don't have to be streaming on the internet. Everything seems to be something that happens to her, including the hosting of her own show. But she sets it up like the chat was responding. I had a guest here. I have to host. Well, that's your job. You elected yourself someone able to handle that when those things happen.

You can't act surprised. And choosing to have no opinion about things for her, I think, is just a way out. I think as long as I've known her when I've asked people about some of her more extreme views, the response I've always gotten was she's not really like that. And I met her. and she's not really like that. I don't think she's really like any of this shit. And I think these topics that she's dabbling in as the queen

are not things you can just lightly jump in and jump out, like religion, for instance, or God and that kind of thing. Yeah, I mean, when she first got into this world, she was very liberal. And then she gets on compound media. Now she's very conservative. And now she's running with these right-wingers. And now she's found Jesus.

And she's a Catholic. And, you know, maybe all these things are true. Maybe all these things is what's really happened. But there's a lot of inconsistencies. I think she thinks that's her defense. Like, I don't really care about any of this stuff. And I believe her, but you're talking to people who do deeply. So you have to be aware of that.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think you can just like go on there just be like, hey, look at it. I'm just kind of in it for the fun of that. I'm not really taking any of this seriously. It's like, yeah, but that woman's part of this guy who's taking people's life away, taking their livelihoods away. Like, they take it very seriously. It's a very serious thing that's happening right now.

Yeah, it's a hot topic, too. It's a very hot topic. Yes, and you're dealing with one of the major players, and you're like, I'm choosing not to address that. And you can almost see how someone like Chrissy, who's been so noncommittal her whole life, maybe she really went. You know what? I'm going all in with this Catholicism thing.

And suddenly there's, you know, pushback against it. And people are fighting. And she's like, well, then I'm going to, I'm going to go. real hard on this for the first time I'm going to speak my truth and just talk about Catholicism. Well, you pick the wrong thing at the wrong time too late and you don't get to just do that. So Britney keeps asking, who is bullying you? And finally she gets an answer. Chrissy explains. I'm sure people in there were incendiary, but it makes it seem like victimization. So I want to know who is bullying. Who is bullying you to do this? Because you open with,

hey, I'm being bullied into this. And it makes it seem like everything else. I don't know. From what I see on Twitter, it's, there's very much a call for me to, to talk about this stuff. Are you kidding me? Can you imagine if I just like,

didn't bring this up, how bad that would be? But that just sounds like you're doing it to just do. Yeah. Do it instead of doing it because you realize there's an error in what you read that you're informed. about it. Well played by Brittany Venty there. She's like, who's

bullying me? Have you seen the replies to my tweets? All these people are telling me that I did the wrong thing. It's like, that's not bullying. What are you talking about? And Chrissy goes, it would be even worse for me if I didn't come on here and address it. Well, actually, no, this is the worst that you could have done. You're just making excuses for yourself

and you've lied about things, which we'll get into because Brittany holds you to task on that as well. I feel like Chrissy. Chrissy is like five seconds away from just saying like just tell me what you want me to say and I'll say it. Right. Yes, that's what it seems like, right? Literally she's just like, can we just had this conversation? She started the show by saying, look, I'm going to address the Melody Mac quartering stuff.

And then we're just going to have a fun show. Yeah, I thought this is going to be fun. A fun light show. I was just like, why would you think that? Someone's going to happen. Popular wedding themes coming in a number 10. So a comment comes in that she reads and the way that Chrissy reads this is very dismissive. Brittany Venty is not happy with this.

all the gay drama on Evan D. This is by far the gayest. Chrissy didn't do anything wrong. It's not your responsibility to keep up with everyone's brain dead drama. This isn't a cult. First of all, yes, it is my responsibility to keep up with everyone's brain dead drama. Thank you, though. Cito.

Well, this isn't brain dead drama. This is about platform. I don't like that dismissal. This is about deplatforming. Like, this isn't just brain dead drama. I know the quarterings brain dead, but. Yeah, well, saying you're literally, because it wasn't even just that they got flagged. It was his entire thing about,

Like, I'm going to take everything that you have. Like, excuse me? Who the fuck are you? That is a terrible. Chrissy still is not reading the room. One person gives her 50 bucks and says, oh, you don't have to address this brain dead drama. She's like, no, I do.

I have to address this brain dead drama. And Brad is like, no, this guy's trying to fucking ruin my life right now. Jeremy's trying to end my channel. I've been doing this a long time. What are you talking about? Brain dead drama. People are passionate about this. And again, Christy's only reading the super.

super chats that agree with her. And there's ties where Brittany's like, oh, wow, that's the one you pulled up. Okay. You guys want to do some shots? Yeah. So this is the lie that we addressed earlier where Chrissy goes. Oh, Brittany never got back to me to come out with Melanie Mac. And then also, well, it was too late at that point.

And so I didn't want to bring her eyes trying to wrap up the show. It's like, I don't want to ambush. Well, no, I'm sorry. She didn't get back to her, so it was too late. or do you want to ambush her guest, Melanie? It's not the style of her show. And so Britney's like, well, which is it? And then to suddenly bring on a new guest that was not advertised,

that was not part of the plan, that I consider to be like an ambush or like a gotcha. Like surprise. Well, then why on stream would you say, hey, like, I'm waiting for a text for a Brittany. And then I text you and it's 40 minutes. And then on my end, it says that you saw it by 1140. It showed the scene receipt.

and so in my perspective, you did see it, and there's all these other things showing that you saw it. And so it's like, it's either, hey, I just didn't want to because I didn't want to ambush her, or I genuinely didn't see it. And I saw the red verse seat. And I showed that when I was talking Nina, because she was asking, where am I?

I'm like, well, she saw it. I don't think you did anything wrong. I think you, you know, you cover this so thoroughly. So it sounds like, you're like, It maybe sounds like you're getting defensive. You don't feel defensive at all. Again, nobody should be. Well, I feel lied to you, Chris.

I am because I feel lied to you. Wow. Chrissy, which is it? Did you not see it? Or were you not going to bring me on either way? Listen, why you get so defensive over there? Come on, relax. I think you covered this really well.

Yeah, you do great. Also, you look great. Yeah, you're pretty hot, ready. Where'd you get that mascara like she's trying to. Yes. That is so insane. So during this. stream with Melanie. Everyone in the chat's going, venty, bring on Brittany. We want to see

Brittany venty. And Chrissy's going, I hear you guys. I'm messenger. She's not getting back to me. Hands are tied. Yeah, I want to bring her on, but I can't. And Brittany's going, I fucking texted you and I saw that you read it. You're looking at your phone on the stream and saw it. It's like, you don't know what her problem is. So, Brittany catches her in this lie. She's like, what the fuck, Chrissy? Why did you lie about this? And listen to Chris's response. This is insane. So I feel lied to, especially after seeing the Nina stuff, and then I'm getting done off the phone with you, and you're saying, like, well, thank you for explaining to me,

but you knew a lot of this stuff already. And I just feel like to see somebody who has worked with you so long. And I don't feel like you're taking accountability. I'm sorry that you feel that way, Brittany, again. Like I, I, the, how I handled the stream poorly is no reflection on you. Well, right. We know that. I'm sorry that you feel that way.

It's not an apology. No. Get the word sorry right out of there. Stop feeling that way. I don't know what to tell you. Something I can do about it. You're making me feel bad about this shit. Why do you feel bad?

I'll be a bad friend. What are you doing? This continues. Yeah. I'm sorry if you got hurt. I'm sorry if, you know, like I explained you on the phone. Like, this is a real shit storm. And I stepped in a real.

pile of shit and it's uh it's been a really bad week for me and i'm you know it's it's it seems like a lot of people have sort of been like caught in the crossfires of this so it's not you're not really responding to what i'm saying yeah i understand that but i'm asking you like hey then why was there a red receipt by like 1140 if you didn't see it and i'm not getting like as somebody who like okay let's try to resolve this like i need honesty and i'm asking you Why are you saying you didn't see it? But there was the red verse seat. Yeah, I'm, I'm sorry you feel hurt by that.

I think it was just too late in the stream. I was trying to wrap it up. And so did you see it? Yes or no. That's what I want to know. To be honest, I feel ambushed. So you did see it. Yeah.

Did you see it? Yes or no. Yes. Yes or no. Did you see it? I'm sorry that you feel that way. I'm sorry. You keep asking this question that I won't answer.

I'm sorry about that. Stop it with the science. Sorry. Good at him. Brittany. Yeah, she stuck with it, which I was very impressed by. And Chrissy, again, acts like this all just happened to her. People were just getting caught in this crossfire with all this drama that's going on.

And the fact that she's acting like, yeah, I mean, I'm just another one of these victims that's in here getting caught up at this thing. You had every opportunity to play this the right way. All your friends were telling you what was going on and what you should be addressing. and you ignored all of that because, listen, Melanie Mac is a very popular YouTuber. I don't know how popular she is now, but was a very popular YouTuber, very attractive woman. Chrissy might have a job offer with the quartering. So she was just like, I'm just going to go along with this and play nice. And they're like, that's not what anybody wants.

It was a bad move. It's the month of Mother's Day. This is actually on Mother's Day that she does this story. I realize it's later at night. The kids in bad, so whatever. but she'd ignore her son. She completely disassociated there like Russell Brand when he's asked to find that Bible verse. He's just slowly and calmly panicking and drowning.

And that's what she was doing. She couldn't say anything else. She couldn't answer a direct question. I think she wouldn't have known how to if she was given a chance. I don't think she knows what the right answer is. Yeah. And she was not well prepared for the show, obviously. And now she just resorted to like get off my back.

You don't, I'm sorry if you feel like my, the way I, I'm sorry if my stream is making you look bad again. Like it's, it's not. The whole point of even tonight's stream is for me to explain what was going on with me and how I dropped the ball. And I don't think it is, you know, I'm sorry you were hurt by it. What? So I, yeah, I don't know how many times I have to apologize for. for you feeling, you know, for you being hurt by. Well, you lied.

Yeah. I've tried that one before. I don't know how many times I have to have to. It never gets you anywhere. You're not answering the question is, honey. The problem. I'm sorry if my stream made you look bad. It didn't.

Brittany, buddy looks great after all of this. So there's one more clip on here because Chrissy just wants this to go away. And I call this one, Brittany for the win. She did a great job of countering this very quickly. I'm trying to say I'm a, I'm a victim. I'm just trying to explain. Then who's bullying you? Like,

you should clarify. I'm just trying to explain what, what was going on, uh, at this time. But who bullied you? You said you were bullied into this. I'm like you are bullying me right now by asking you the same question 10 times in

a row. I feel like the Kino Casino was bullied by being de-platformed by Jeremy. And then Mel getting to lie on your stream. That's correct. And then you lying about it. Yeah. Chrissy being held accountable is equal to bullying. You're bullying me because you wanted to know if I lied to you or not.

And you're proving that I knew all this stuff out of time and pretended that I didn't. Stop bullying me with that. Sorry, you feel that way, Carl. You could just hear her say after she said, I feel like you're the one bullying me. Your witness. I'm done. I see the same thing. Like this defendant who murdered three people, there's like, why do you keep saying I murdered three people?

The prosecutor is like an asshole. The prosecutor is bullying. me objection, Your Honor. No further questions. We're good. So, Chrissy posted this on Instagram, and it's funny because I think Vinnie Pauli, you don't have this to me,

but a bunch of people sent this my way. This is how Chrissy's dealing with this after this disastrous podcast. She posted, I asked God, why are you taking me through troubled water? He replied, because your enemies can't swim. So she's found the answer in Jesus.

Thank God. learned nothing but found the answer in Jesus. So that was a disastrous simcast, if you ask me. Is this a bad time to plug our appearance at the content hotel this summer? It is. It is. Let's talk about it next week. Oh, we just got canceled.

All right. We're no longer a content hotel this summer. I won't be needing new swim trunks. It turns out. There's been times you've mentioned that things in the Middle East are going to come up, and I've got to go, like, do some research and figure out. out where H3 falls into all that. This is the hardest story to get into every single time you think you've reached the

beginning. It's really just a comment about this previous thing. It's almost impossible to get all the info. All I knew is when I saw that last Instagram post, I'm like, whoever post this, I'm not on their side. It can't be right. Well, I made a joke at the beginning of the show. Kino Casino literally did a 10-hour live stream on Monday night in response to, uh,

well, a number of things, but this Simcast episode was included in that, but all the, uh, the quartering controversies going on because the quartering took down the Kino Casino Clips channels on YouTube. It's run by a whole other guy who makes a living off of that. And that got nuked as well as Andy Worski, who's one of the co-hosts on there, his YouTube channel. And so Jeremy was just like using whatever connections he has because he's a big YouTuber to get channels taken away.

And there's a lot of people who are outraged by this. and are not happy with the quartering. He's going through it. Let's get into Whitney Cummings. Whitney Cummings just put out of show. The aliens are here. It's got 615,000 views in comparison. She did a show, nitty gritty with Nat, this woman, Natalie Friedman.

And that's up on YouTube. It's out of Whitney's studio. And the two of them are chatting and their friends. That has 4,800 views. It's been up for weeks. But this episode of Whitney Company, The Good for You podcast, 615,000 views. And you can see why it does so well the way that it starts off with a hard-hitting open.

Okay, sorry, guys. We are starting the show, but right now I'm trying to get Pat to explain to me if at the Met Gala, is it a gala? We still don't know. Data, data, gala, gala, the real things that divide this country. Crayon, crown, cement. Potato. That's not. No one's divided on that.

Did you know that tater tots means potato toddlers? Okay. If you can ever eat a tater tot again after that, I'm. Jail time. Jail. Okay. So. Good stuff.

What a start. Can you pass me the baby carrots? Holy shit. What's crazy about this? is that's the first 36 seconds of this show. There's nothing else there. When you go to her podcast on YouTube and you take a look at they put in the chapters in here, whoever's doing this or whatever bot is doing this, the Met Gala, is it a Gala,

is the first chapter. And then potato isn't divisive, but Tater Tot's R is the next chapter. They're dividing it into 19 second intervals. Right here. Like, who would want to skip to the tater tots joke? Let me just get straight to that tater tots joke. That sounds funny. I think they assume that you're going to tap out soon.

It must be. Whatever software is doing this, I think it's tied. It's tied to the edits. It cuts so fast. Each time that cut comes in, that's the new section. Maybe that's what it is. Because, yeah, I've seen a lot of YouTube channels use the chapters. I've been told I should be doing it as well, maybe someday.

But this is insane. Who would want chapters that are 14 seconds apart from each other? I think Adam's right. Whenever there's that close up, that's where a joke is supposed to be traditionally. Maybe not in this case. Well, maybe you didn't hear any jokes there, but they get into it.

How about some social commentary? You know, this MetGala, every year this happens, people are just like, look at these fucking rich people. They know that not everyone's rich. Wear $300,000 necklaces at a time where people can't buy food. fine. Be the bread and circus, be the... But don't bring a museum into it. Don't make me look at...

What's in there? I'm looking at Stevie Nick standing in between. Is that supposed to be pieces of the Egyptian pyramids? What are... What's in there? What's in there? Okay. So, I got to say, props to Whitney,

I think this is the first time in human history. It's been pointed out that some people have more than they need. while others don't have enough. And you know what? That's a good point. I never thought of it that way before. It's really shining a light on the system. And does she believe that she is the poverty line?

So she can punch up. Like, what is she doing? That's a good question. That's a good point. Can you believe these people who spend $3,000 dollars on a necklace? Mine was only $140,000. Yeah, exactly.

I'm good. But no, she brings up the new elites in this world. And, you know, you're right. Similar to like Bill Burr. He was like, ah, these fucking billionaires. How much are you worth? Only a hundred million. A billion is the problem.

It's like 10x, my income. So, yeah, Whitney also has some problems with these elites. Who has touched them? Google says they're real, but, you know, the founders of Google were probably at the MetGala. The founders of Google, I love the idea that the fact, like, this new cahoots is like the new world order of cahoots is. Kind of my king. So it's like, you know the people that own textbooks, also own museums. Like high school yearbook.

That was the first time you realize things are a little rigged. All the people that won the best award senior year worked on yearbook. Like, I remember there was a girl, my year, who this had never been an award. You know, in the back when it's like, you know, most likely to succeed. Most like to do whatever. All of a sudden, there was best smile. And she got it. They look no further than this room.

She gave herself best smile. That's what I think of what I think about the founders of Google. She's on another level to us, guys. It sounds like her body is revolting from her brain because her mouth gives up on the words she's saying like three quarters through every sentence. She stops being able to pronounce it. What is that? Well, I think that she's saying things that she knows are not interesting. Can you believe that high school yearbook,

Best Smile went to the woman to do the editing? I guess. I've noticed a crutch isn't so much with words, but she starts hopping up and down. Yes. A lot of spastic movements. And whenever Pat talks, and Pat is a fucking bore.

She always responds with this. Loses her mind. By the way, Chris, take notes. You know, just a few, an episode to be something. So this is one of the greatest jokes, I think Whitney's ever come up with. Put it in her next stand-up special. I guess I just, I don't know what the Met is,

and neither do you. And that's fine. I mean, I'm sure it's like a money laundering. I would like to go, that said. I'm going to just, I'm going to watch my mouth on this one because I would like to go. I just am trying to figure out the difference

between museums and Disneyland. Is there a difference? Yes or no? No. Fine. Good. I'm good. If you just tell me, I can handle it. You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. We're going to elaborate on that or something?

Like, the premise could work for like, what's the difference between a museum and Disneyland? Like, for example, a museum as this and Disneyland as that. You know, like, oh, okay. It says just like, I don't think there's a difference. Okay, cool. She thinks she's Andy Warhol. Yes. This has been addressed.

This is not a new thought. Right. We've all commercialism, capitalism, capitalism, the whole thing. This is not new, but I'm sure when she does attend the Met Gala and pays like the hundreds of thousands of dollars at cost to attend, she'll be very sympathetic to our jokes about it and understand where we're coming from when we poke fun at those elites. Yes, just like she was when we called her out for the Riyadh comedy show and she just said like, well, then you're racist. I didn't realize. I have a two-year-old. It's Mother's Day.

She has this product that she's hocking on this show that is wild eye restore. And I don't know what the science is behind this. I'm not going to look into it. But apparently, if you put an LED light in front of your face, it doesn't really do anything except for lights up your face a little bit. But if you put hundreds of LEDs in front of your face, holy shit, it's amazing. Also, you guys know that my baby ate my hairline. and the new I Restore Elite is their most advanced hair regrowth system.

It uses 300 lasers and 200 LEDs to help regrow thicker, healthier hair in as little as three months. And the Illumina Face Mask, that's what I use. It's a lightweight cordless mask that is packed with 360 medical grade LEDs to target fine lines, breakouts, and dullness with triple wavelength light therapy. This is why my wife doesn't have access to my bank account. This is the kind of shit women buy for themselves. Like, well, I can put a thing on my face that lights it up. that's going to fix my wrinkles?

Nope. It's not. I got to know what makes those LED lights medical grade. Yeah. Well, they're red. Duh. All right. So she says if, like, her hairline's a problem since she had her baby.

She got, what did she say? My baby ate my hairline. And we've been talking about this for a while. Like her hair, her line is pretty far back there, right? So I'm like, oh, good. She's going to get this product. Maybe it'll fix it. We can see over time the hairline being in a normal place.

for a woman. And no, it turns out that's not going to happen. Give your hair and skin the upgrade that they deserve so that you can feel confident and refresh.

Look, I have a hairline again. Well, that's the after photo? Fuck me. Who's going to buy this product? I thought for sure that was the before photo. You don't want to look like a baby fish? I already look bad enough.

Got real problems over here. All right. Let's get into Alien. A lot of declassified documents, been big in the news, lots of interesting videos coming out, cool shit. And so Whitney always has the take that no one else is thinking of because it's stupid. And no one else would think of it. Guys can't drop it with the aliens because it's the first time you've ever had a predator that could kill you. Like you guys, this is the first time you've ever had something above you on the food chain and you just have to, when a guy finds out there's like a bear in his area, he's like, everyone's like, well, you know.

know that if you karate chop him right in the nose, it goes into their brain. Like all your energy goes to fighting off this thing that could maybe scratch your car. That's so idiotic. I didn't even know how to respond to that. Yeah. I feel like whenever I bring a guest on like Pat Dixon and we listen to one of Tom Myers jokes, he just goes out of it. I don't have to do with that one, Carl. That's the proper response.

Right. I have no idea. When she became a mother and started flirting with conservatism, she talked about the maternal instinct to protect her family from everyone and everything and finally relating to these outside forces that might be out there and wanting to have someone who could stand up for her. Now she feels the opposite. Right.

Now she's like, the guys love aliens because now they have a new thing to fight in the wild. All right, I don't get this one. It's edited. It's just a one-off joke. I'm not taking any of the context out. This is just what the joke is that was put into her show. I just feel like the definition of alien is weird. have to have come from somewhere else.

Why can't an alien be born in a San Francisco hospital? Huh? I got this. Yeah. You stupid fucking blah-a-mouth-cut! Thank you, producer, Chris. I appreciate it.

I don't understand why aliens that's coming from somewhere else. Well, then maybe we should stop talking about aliens. That's a good idea. Maybe this isn't the right subject for you. Like, Woody, you know, talk about every single thing that comes into the news, maybe just things like you know about

or can be funny about or something. I don't know. Was this what it's come to? Are you an alien because you believe you're an alien? Oh, maybe. Yeah, who are you to tell me I'm not an alien? It's a good point. So then she gets into simulation talk.

She's like, wow, now we have aliens before we had the simulation, all these different things that these dorks are interested in. And she acts out what us dorks were doing. We were talking about the simulation a few years back. So we got to, like, make this alien thing work. The simulation didn't work for the, dorks. I dude, I didn't

I didn't cheat the simulator that's playing me in the video game made me cheat and she's not even real because we're simulated. Neither are you and neither is this. That didn't work. It didn't fly.

Is that what happened? Guys were cheating on their wives and just being like, yeah, but we're in a simulation. Hmm. So it was an NPC that I fucked. can't be bad about that. Yeah. Simulation, you say.

NPC, you say. It's so fucking stupid. It doesn't even make sense. She doesn't seem to understand anything. All right, so then I know she's trying to make jokes. She's very bad at it. So Pat tags one of her jokes with this. She's talking about like alien control.

Maybe these doors are saying aliens are controlling them. And that's why they're fucking hotter girls. And Pat tags that and she loves it. If it's any consolation, my alien controller is a feminist. Guys, you like the word dongs instead of dick or cock or penis? Like, dongs is funnier, right? D words are typically funnier, right?

And Whitney picks up on this, and she's a comic. And so she is a very funny talk about aliens' penises or lack thereof. Even scientists knew, like, aliens could never make spaceships and take over the world if they had male equipment. nothing would ever get done. They're just like, the only way for aliens to exist is if a man evolved to not have a dong. Like, if guys didn't have dongs, they could just, like, create anti-gravity in, like, 30 seconds and an underwater civilization. Guys are threatened enough by the aliens.

They don't need to compare don't. The word dongs had me rolling. But then also this premise, like, you know, if guys didn't have that sex drive, that was, you know, consuming them at all times, it'd get more work done. Yeah. That's a promise has never been thought through before. No.

Hasn't been done a million times. Pretty good. You should workshop that one, Wendy. And she thinks aliens are men and women. Yeah. With men, male characteristics. That's what's out there. Well, yeah.

I mean, they're building spaceships. We're keep up at them. Oh, right. I'm sorry. She's Christ. I'm kicking the tires in there. Yeah, yeah. What are you talking about?

Can we fuck it? Let's fuck it. So later on, she's showing this animal. that lives in the ocean apparently. It's got five legs. And Whitney brings this back. It's pretty good. That could be a dong.

Four legs and a dong. Yeah, we're over here with dongs that only go up to your mid thigh. They know that a dong should also act as a leg, not just as a thing that makes you want to procreate. I don't have time to get into how many dongs this Whistler's mother on the bottom of the ocean has. I didn't see you laughing.

She said dogs like four or five times there. Well, I was doing a drinking game, but. So you're just drunk. Yeah. Fair enough. I don't think Whitney knows what Wi-Fi is. So she's talking about there's a video, videos that have come out,

where there are these long cables across the floor of the ocean that are connecting continents with Internet. And sharks are biting at them. And this is Whitney's take on it. No one can explain Wi-Fi. You're telling me humans built Wi-Fi.

The same people who eat Tidepods built Wi-Fi. And they have gone so far as to make me get obsessed with a video of sharks biting at the cables at the bottom of the ocean. Smart. How do we get them to think Wi-Fi is just put a shark in it? You know, Portlandia put a bird on it? Put a shark in. You can't just throw a shark into my psyche to distract me. It's look at the silly monkey.

Like, look at the sharks biting it. I had no questions after that. Yeah, but that's not what Wi-Fi is. Look, I get it. You need the internet connection into the home or the business or whatever in order to get the Wi-Fi signal in order to get connected to the internet with your device through Wi-Fi. But it's not the Internet cable that's in the ocean. with the sharks.

Why are you blaming her? No one can explain it. No one can explain it. It's impossible to understand. And she elaborates on this because I thought it was understandable. It's obvious to me, okay? A certified scientist of intuition and reading a room, you can't have invisible information and tell me that's not aliens.

Where are my news from 10 years ago? Oh, just. just in a cloud? She's familiar with like radio or broadcast television? She doesn't know about this. It's magic. Can you imagine that? It's invisible.

Yeah, I know. I was trying to see the beam that was hitting my antenna up, my roof, to see how the television screen was turning on, but couldn't see that for several. It must have been the sun was out. And I can't tell, like, is she trying to be funny or she just stupid? And I think that's the problem I have with Whitney Cummings, is that if I thought she was intelligent like a Tim Dillon and she was coming up with like interesting things to say, I cut her some slack. But she just sounds stupid. I think she is smart somewhere in there.

There was that time she spoke some truth on that New Year's Eve broadcast. But something about since Riyadh in receiving criticism, she's just, I mean, even this is a paranoid delusion that the only reason the internet exists and is being reported on is to fuck with her. Right. Like, there's a lot of paranoid crazy thoughts going on here that's making her. And she's remaining unchecked. Like, we pointed out, I think it's AI directing this episode. I think things go through a program and they're shoved up on the internet. No one's really doing quality control or checking that this is good.

It's Whitney's doing her thing. She's ranting. Get it out there. Move on. Yeah, she's changed her format since Riyadh. She's doing this new thing where it's like political and topical. And she's just going off the top of the dome. and you never know which way she's going to go with it.

And I mentioned at the top of the show today that she needs someone in her corner to check her. Like she needs, don't only have yes men around you. You know, Pat just sits there and plays along. If a producer or a husband or a fiance or someone just be like, Whitney, what are you doing? All you got to say is one word. You just got to say, what? Make her say it again and think about it. And I promise you it'll change.

My favorite follow-up question from Dick Masterson. What do you mean by that? Yeah, exactly. What do you mean by that? Well, she's got a very profound statement right here that's going to make all of us think. If the aliens are exist, they're smart enough to already be us. Anyone? What do you mean by that?

We're the aliens. Chris? All right. I didn't understand that either. So I just want to play a clip of what this show actually is. If you ever watch it, I know 616,000. and people have already watched this episode. You probably've already seen it.

Number one podcast more. Right. Biggest podcast ever. But if you haven't seen it, this is just a little microcosm of what you get when you turn on Whitney Cummings. Here's what I will say is that when people go like, oh, they're trying to distract us. Fine. I'm pro distraction.

That's what I do for a living. Don't come for distractors. Okay. But also, they're just trying to make us scared. Nothing. I think you're gone mentally if you think aliens are scary to us at this point. Aliens coming down would be a relief. Ice wouldn't wouldn't know what to do.

We wouldn't have to worry about that. But also, like, I'm not, stop trying to make me afraid of space aliens, when I'm not even finished being afraid of the ocean. To me, the ocean is the real outer space. That's outer space to me. Why did we decide that outer space had to be dry? unclear. Do you realize that vertical aliens coming down?

We're just like, ah, ah, like, I know what to do with that. Oh, no. Oh, well, it's over. I think I'd be like, ah, we're so used to going gods up there. Aliens are up there. Meteors. I'd be like, fair enough, you're bigger. Aliens crawling out of the ocean horizontally towards us at eye level.

we would all just have heart attacks. I called the clip Rambling Nonsense because a lot of that was rambling and nonsensical. What is she getting at with any of this? It's just swing after swing after swig and every ball is ending up in the catcher's bitch. It's like, what is she doing? I think she's so close to something.

Even when she said like the aliens, they're already us. Like I know what she's getting at. It's the idea that it's, It's not going to be this normal thing. It's going to be something where they're already five steps ahead of us. And I get it. But I think she thinks it sounds like Tim Dillon. And it's like close enough to Tim Dillon.

Get it out there. But it actually, when you break it down, it's just like an impression of it. It makes no sense. There's no through line there like Tim Dillon has and no real actual point and awareness of the topics. And she throws in things like, why can't outer space be wet? Yeah. And then not to show on her point, but I don't know. Nobody knows, Carl.

No way to find out. All right, fair enough. But, you know, she says if they come out of the ocean, they're scarier than coming out of space. I don't live near an ocean. So if I come into contact with an alien, I'm not going to know the origin. You know what I mean?

What if it's what? I'd be like, right. I'll be like, wait, are you from the Atlantic? Or are you from Mars? Zoinks. Yeah, because that's going to totally change the way I react right now. It's very stupid. And then she continues on to say things that don't make any sense.

It's just, I don't think she thinks any of this through. All right. And if they're hot, I swear to God. I swear to God. If the aliens are hotter than human women, we'll handle it. I'm not having an alien take my man. We'll be like, stand down, dorks. Put your laser beams away.

Huh? If we could create a drinking game for the Good For You Podcast, I think one category should be, what is she even talking about? out. You know? That's a bad idea. We're going to get real drug. It's going to be a fun drinking game.

I have a feeling. So then all of a sudden, if the aliens are hot, she's going to disarm them and take their lasers from them? She's making a lot of assumptions here. I don't think she'd do that. And I'm not sure why. She mentioned something about how she's afraid of oceans. She brings up something else. I've already heard her talk about this.

She repeats herself. And she brings up a little fun. fact here that she used when she was talking about how scary the world is and how I think she was talking about the Epstein files. She's like, I know so many horrible things. She brings it up again. But like you guys, alligators, they don't die of natural causes ever. They either die because they're killed by humans or they get so big that they starve to death. They don't die. This is like Suttering John with Jupiter. She can learn the thing and then repeats it over and over. You guys know,

alligators don't die? And she's actually wrong about this. Of course she is because she's a woman. She doesn't understand. They do get disease. No, they die. They live about 50 years, max. They do get diseases.

They do die. It's like, the only way they die is if they starve to death. Well, that's a way of dying. Among others. And then she gets into electric eels. A lot of electric eel talk. And she's talking about how, like,

electric eels are the actual aliens. These things are electric. And they can really get you. And then she makes a reference to something I'm very familiar with. I'm just saying these lightning cylinders from hell might have just been like, yeah, we could, but we're fine. We think it's funny to just kind of, you know how like in movies, there was always a device where you could like freeze people in like high school and then like talk? They might just want to do that. They're just like freeze.

And anyway, so this guy was my high school. But maybe that's all they wanted and that was enough for them. Zach Morris? Is that what she's talking about? Say with a bell? I think that's what she's talking about. Electric Eels are doing that now. She's connecting that.

None of us will connect, guys. That's what I'm saying. Go back to dogs. Well, she's got one more on here. And I don't think she understands how racism works. Even though she thinks she does. But this is wrong. Which means if this fish interbred with this fish, which for sure happens,

fish aren't racist like we are. Okay. They're not like, I don't take trans. chicks. Like, they're fine. They're not, they don't think that way. Um, sucking a chick with a penis has nothing to do with racism. The fact that, that, uh, is something I'm not into. You can't just be like, well, then you're a racist. Like, no, no, no, I just, I'm straight. I just happen to be a racist. Well, yeah, there's that too, but that's not why

I'm not putting your dick in my mouth. And by the way, your tips are great, ma'am. Yes. But I'm just saying, she's talking about trans women. I think she's getting confused. Anyway, It happens to a lot of the best of them. Whitney Cummings, everybody. Please don't strike me. They're not fish, but dolphins are like assholes, and they, like, are violent and aggressive, and they, like, are sexual predators, and even whales know that.

Like, everything is in the ocean. She knows nothing about it, but she's going to explain it to us. Yeah. She's fascinated by the ocean and likes to tell us all about why she's so scared of it. All right. Let's get into Opie. As been checking out, the Opie and Ron show. Ron.

and Opie are back and they are declaring that they're here to conquer. Oh, that's new news. I thought they were kind of thrown in the towel, but I guess not. No, no, no. ...aud audience, because we are the outlaws of podcasting. The outlaws of podcasting. You know, I really do think we're getting momentum because... Yeah.

Because honestly, we've been doing this for several years now. In the beginning, like, most of the DMs and the comments were so fucking nasty and negative. Right. They're turning. like, hey, um, um, I'm, uh, what's it called? I'm, I'm finally getting into it. You're winning me over. Oh, you guys.

Ron is obviously the talent of the three. Oh, shut up, Ron. You know how I kicked ass yesterday without you. I proved that I don't need you. I don't need anybody. You son of a bitch. Just want to have a little joke, Opie. Jesus Christ.

Every time Rod tries to, you know, tutors on horn a little bit, it's like, fuck you. Stay down. I like that Ron perceives it as momentum. Remember when they had those huge inflated numbers in 26,000 views? And Ron's going, Opie, look at us. We're killing it over here. That's gone away, right?

I don't know how those numbers anymore. It is no longer present. Yeah. So that's weird that he's like, oh, things are going better. No, people stop paying attention. People aren't making fun of you. It's because they just stopped paying attention to the show. It's also that I'm sure you saw it in the corporate world,

but those older people who get four responses on X and they're like, We're blowing up. This is crazy. I think I'm trending right now. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, exactly. It's like when Aaron Imble would log into YouTube or Rumble and see a video or his video on there. He's like, holy shit, we're on the front page.

That's your front page. That's your front page. Congratulations. But I do think that Opie lies to him a lot, just like we saw with Carl Ruiz, when Carl asked about, is there a job offer? And Opie immediately goes, oh, to tell you the truth, there really is. And he just dangled this thing in front of him. I think he does stuff like that to Ron all the time. like this next one.

Wait a minute. That may be true because apparently from yesterday's video, some big shot reached out to you. Yeah, I got some big shots reaching out to me. What's his name? I think this is a, never mind what's his name. I'm going to keep it a secret for it. Oh, all right. A little secret, but a big star said I just turned on to your podcast.

Can I say something? So the guy you want to keep a secret to, you just told me a picture with him with Shane Gillis. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Why Mike? A guy with a photo with Jade Gillis. Must be a huge celebrity. Not a guy who went to the comedy show and lined up afterwards. It's Donald Trump. Whoa. Okay.

That's a pretty big deal. That's pretty big. Yeah, I do think that Opie's constantly giving this like, I'm almost there, man. We're almost back. I'm just waiting. My agent, I got to call him back. It'll be a message. We got something coming.

a celebrity reached out, he's going to be on the show. And then as soon as it gets close up the rise, like, yeah, let's have that person out of the show. Oh, you know so-and-so, let's get him on the show. He's like, nah, I'm not going to do that. Yeah. Why are we talking about it then? Especially because Opie has proven that like he's so checked out.

He really doesn't care about the show at all. Man, we're working hard here, man. All we need you to do is subscribe to Opie Radio, wherever you get your podcast. If you don't even want to listen to them, I don't give a shit. I don't care about that anymore. Just to have them play in the background while you're doing yard work. I don't give a shit. Just do me a favor.

Download a few of these and listen to them, all right? Does he know the mic's on? Does he know we can hear this? Seriously. This is the worst possible sales pitch I've ever heard. Dude, I don't want you to listen to this fucking thing. I know it sucks, but download it. Put your phone on mute and hit play. Why won't you do that?

I don't know if the vacuum works. Just give me the money. Also, Opie, they don't have to listen to it after they download it. If they download it, you get credit for the ads that are in there. So you don't have to tell. You just download it, just subscribe, and leave it alone, and it will help Opie out. Or you can make a good product if people want to listen to, and so they download it purposely and go, oh. We're way past that, Carl.

We're way past that. Fair enough. Now, this is where I got excited. Because Opie doesn't usually bring a lot of content to the show. You know, have some hot, spicy takes about politicians from time to time, or the basketball game that he kind of watched, knows a little bit about. but today is National Limerick Day. Whoa. Yeah, I know.

I don't know. You celebrated that. We can talk about that afterwards. Right now we're doing Opie clips. So pipe down. But Opie knows how to celebrate Limerick Day. But it's Limerick Day. The guy who invented the Limerick, I think he was born on this day.

So I got a couple, right? But hold on. Before, do you know what a Limerick is? Is it like three sentences? Do it? Well, it has to be about a guy from Nantucket. That's one of the rules. Exactly what a limerick is?

Well, you got to kind of like, it's kind of with a rhythm, and then you've got a rhyme. So if you don't do it right, it falls short. So I'm a little nervous. Oh, that's a rhyme. A basement in Queens. Holy shit. Does Ron really not know what a limerick is? No, he does.

He's proving that Opie does not. Okay. Yeah. Obby's just like, well, you know, it's got a rhyme. It has a rhythm to it. So a poem is what you're describing. Yeah. No, no, no, it's a liverick.

Hope he's going to prove he does not know what a liverick is. Rhyne. A basement in Queens holds a guy who rarely sees sun in the sky. With a legless old dad and the lesbian mom he once had, he serves soup with a tear in his eye. Wow. And is your round to wait a? Way too many syllables.

Not how limericks work at all. The end didn't rhyme. He serves soup with a tear. tear in his eye. That rhymes with Sky. Oh. Okay. It was good. What was your Limerick? About me? You knew it was Limerick. Where's your Limerick? Go ahead. Opie. That was like, that could always go to a rap. That could be a rap song.

All right. The other one's a little rough because I was trying to work in scissoring. The other one's a little rough? That was the good one? Yeah. That was my job. Now this other one's not going to be as good. I wanted to hear Ron rap. I know. by the way, the style of Limerick does not do well in hip hop format. It's not going to translate. All right, you guys want to hear this other one that Opie came up with? I just love that we're seeing Opie as you come in with something creative,

something that he's coming up with, and we're going to get a little peek behind the creative process, which we never get to see with Opie. This one's a little rougher because I had to fit scissors. in. There once was a waiter from Boston, whose family story is shocking, with a legless old dad and a cape bound bomb who went mad. I know, a little wordy. All right, let me start over. It was a little wordy. Shit, I need to get rid of one word in there. There once was a waiter from Boston, whose family's story is shocking, with a legless old dad and a cape bond.

All right. Hold on. Hold on. Third, third tries a drug. Let me insult you again. I'm panicking. That's why. There once was a waiter from Boston whose family's story is shocking with a legless old dad and a cape-bound mom who went mad to Sizz with a Kennedy cousin. I know. I know, but I had a rhyme shocking and cousin. And then the cat-bound mom who went mad. That's where it falls apart. That wasn't bad, but Eminem, you're not. All right.

Well, okay. I didn't make it hurt. I haven't always been in instrumental bands, guys. All right. I have been in bands where there's lyrics involved. I can tell you that Boston and shocking do not rhyme. And cousins. Those three are supposed to rhyme.

What's going out there? Way off. Then he goes, I's got to take one word out. That's going to fix it. We'll talk about Whitney regressing. Like, how did it come to this? How can he not even recite a pre-written limerick without getting too nervous? Who is he nervous for and about what? Like the only explanation I can come up with is that

he had AI do it and he didn't even look at it in advance. Oh no. AI will come up with something much better than this because it actually knows the format of a limerick. What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck is he doing? But I love this. I want more of this. I want Opie to get creative. I want to see him work it out in real time on the show. This is great. I want to see Rod Pretendie likes it. Yes. This is great stuff. Opie. This is the direction of your show. should be going in. So it was just Mother's Day on Monday. And as you know, Opie's mother passed away back in the fall. And so this is his first Mother's Day without his mother. And Ron being the nice gentleman that he is, asks Opie, how his Mother's Day went? And Opie responds in kind.

Like that, but we, we had a, we had a lovely Mother's Day. It was awesome. Absolutely awesome. I was happy. You know, there's nothing, there's nothing. There's nothing. mean-spirited or edgy or hateful here. It was just a very nice day, Ron. If you want to know the truth. Hold on a second. Why would there be anything edgy or hateful or mean-spirited? He just said there wasn't.

Why are you bringing that up? There wasn't. Why would that happen on Mother's Day? I'm having about my mom and my mother-in-law, and it was lovely. There was nothing hateful or edgy or mean-spirited. Why would there be? Did Ron request the truth? What he actually said was he goes, how was your mother's day?

Did you cry? and that he took as really offensive. Oh, I see. I think what he meant was were he sensitive about losing your mother? Of course he did. Yeah, like did your wife slap you around? Yeah. Also, I was here with my family, Ron.

My family. Right. What an asshole. Very nice day, Ron. If you want to know the truth. Although she fucked us. She came home. Oh, here we go.

She said, I don't know. It might have been Costco or something. I don't know. She goes, I couldn't resist. And she comes into the house, like the day before Mother's Day with not one, not two, not three. I think it was four bouquets of flowers. She goes, I couldn't resist. Guess how much all this cost?

Everyone likes a good deal, Ron. She goes, it was $20. You can't get one bouquet of flowers in New York for less than what, 50, 60 bucks, right? And I'm like, can't be. You just fuck me and the kids now, you know, we can't get your flowers for Mother's Day. That's a go-to, I think. Kids, your mom's not really fucking me. Don't worry.

There won't be any more siblings coming anytime soon. I like that he goes, nothing mean, spiritual or hateful. My wife fucked me in the kids. It's bitch. And I don't know about it. She walks in with those flowers and he's like,

what the fuck did you do? Yeah. What are you doing? You ruined this for us. Yeah. And the wife's just like, I mean, you can get me something other than flowers.

I'm all out of idea. He throws his daisies in the sink. They can't compare to the vacation. He's got. Dandalize from Central Park. He's like, oh, this wilt. Okay. I wasted my afternoon.

I mean, I yell with some Asians, but still. Could have been doing other things. Brian Landon is there in the chat. And he wants Opie to go on Mr. Loves Company, Kevin Brennan Show, MLC. And he's not afraid to put his money where his mouth is. He super chats Opie pretty generously. I do, uh, Brian.

Brian Landon test stream $100. Dan, that's cool. As we say up in New England, that's called a C note. Well, hopefully it sticks. Go on MLC. Kevin can reimburse me. How's that red? Why not?

Living the life. MLC or come on my BS test stream. Fans miss you. Wait, my fans are somewhere else. Is that what you're trying to tell me, you son of a bitch? Thank you for the Hyundai. I'll keep you up on the big screen. This is what we need.

We need more Hyundai's. We need more Hyundai, Ron. Right? Huh? Yeah, we need more Hyundai's. Hondays? Is that a joke? He doesn't want to be kept up on the screen.

He wants you to go on MLC. He's not asking him to leave his question up there. He's asking to answer the question. What's this thing that OB is just like, oh, I go on MLC? Thanks so much for the hundred bucks. I'll leave it up. Appreciate it.

You're about to see. This is what happens when someone like him gets what he asked for when his dreams come true. Like John, They beg and beg and beg in this episode. A hundred bucks comes in and then what does he do with it? What does he do with this request? Pressing.

And Brian, who gave over $200 today, he goes, I'm not going to give you another 100 to go on MLC or tell you Ron's voice makes our ears bleed. Guess what? Ron's here to stay. Look what I do, Ron. I'm sticking up for you now. People are like, wait, oh, stick. Yeah, I'm sticking up for Ron.

I like Ron. I like Ronnie Big. You better stick up for the style of the show. I work harder than anyone I've ever done radio with you want. I know the truth. This guy comes prepared every fucking day with a whole list of things to talk about. He makes this easy. It's surprising.

It is $200. And you can tell Kevin Brandon go, fuck himself. Because that dabbling crap is getting old. This is it right here. Here we go. That's Opie's back. None of that.

None of that download and don't listen to it. Right. I like that he goes, this dabbling crap is getting old. The dabbling verse weighs out of Opie. Yeah. He doesn't like to bring it up. but then sometimes it sneaks out when he's getting enraged.

And he doesn't have a good excuse for this. No. I don't know. Where are my fans? They're not. They're not over here? Obviously not. I'm looking for him too, Opie.

That is funny. Your fans miss you. Yeah. So we were looking for a while. Hey, Opie goes, when Opie does compliment Ron, he has to insult a lot of other people at the same time.

I've never read somebody who works harder in my radio career than Ron. I've talked to Opie's, producers who said they put together prep sheets that Opie never read. You'd be shocked how hard they were working. Opie, he'd pay attention. Ron himself just mumbled. It's not very hard. It's not hard.

It's not difficult. It's got a few topics, things I was paying attention to. And I bring him to the show. It's also like we're watching a man drowning in real time. Like he is drowning and screaming angrily for a lifeline. And I don't know if this was that lifeline, but it was a hundred bucks. The biggest tip you've got all week. And it said something about KB.

maybe that's the lifeline. Maybe your immediate response shouldn't be, well, fuck you and fuck KB. Right. KB will probably give opi. I would guess 120 bucks, maybe 130 to come on MLC.

You just doubled your money. There you go. And KB, I'll come back too if you're going to have opium. I'd like to come back down. I'll see for that. That'd be great. So you hear Brian Landon say,

hey, Ron, your voice is fucking sucks. It's really obnoxious. and Ron decides, oh, you think it's obnoxious normally when I talk? Wait until I start doing my Jim Carrey impression. For my pal, Ron, Brian, Brian thinks your voice is annoying. Guess what? Brian ain't going anywhere. You can take you $200 and shove it up your ass.

Me and Ron on the same page. We're dangerous when we're on the same page. That's my Jim Carrey. You want to hear it? And dumb and dumber. I like that. Your Tom Brady looks like you. Jim Carrey.

Don't ever do that again, right? We're trying to help you out here, talking about your Venmo and stuff. Then you got to go and do that. Don't do that. It's not funny. You got to, I mean, it's a pretty good Jim Carrey impression, though. No. It's recognizable as him.

No. No? That's not how he, that's not his classic. No. No. I mean, if anything, he could have turned around and talked with his butthole. Oh, that Jim Carrey. Got it.

Okay. Now I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's hard to tell what Opie thinks that he's doing on the show. Let me find another version of this guy. Donate and get shit talked about you, everyone. Good dudes. And I do want to thank Brian Landon, TestStream. He gave $200 today.

Holy fuck. If 10 people gave $100 a day, me and Roddy would be rich. We'd be rich. Oh, maybe Opie will cut me a little check now. We'll be rich. So I want to thank Brian Land and test ring for real Because he gave $200 today Holy fuck, you know, for real

It's either you download an episode of the podcast Which costs you nothing Or you start throwing hundays at us, right? Right. So the Opie just realized like shooting on the pay pigs It's not a good idea. It sounds that way. Yeah, because he pulled up a free chat

That was like, yeah, stop giving this guy, money, he's an asshole. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, giving me money's great, guys. It's a lot of fun. Everyone's enjoying it. It's good times. And of course, Rod's getting

He wants to get his beak wet over there. He's getting his little Jew fingers into that pot. Hey, where's that money going? Sorry, Adam, I didn't mean to talk about Scientologists like that. Hit the like button. Opie's got a song for Ron. And Opie wants to make an AI song just for his buddy, Ron Berman. By the way, I didn't forget.

I'm still working on the other song where you want to be more of a rock star. Look, I got my notes. I am a rock. You wanted song. Did you hear Ron whisper? I am a rock star. Do you remember, Adam, you and I, we did a fun little bonus show where we played the time that Opie first met Ron the waiter. They were at Pete's Tavern.

It was Opie and Carl Ruiz. And Ron goes, hey, hey, is it okay if I tell you guys something? Because actually, I'm on television. Like, he's constantly thinking that he's got something going out of his life that he doesn't have going. God in his life. I think it's more like he constantly feels the need to just like put himself back together after Opie fucking shuts him down. It's true.

He wants him to know it doesn't. Because even that long list of things is awful and his song is going to be awful. Like it's just mean-spirited. And I think Ron gets what Opie doesn't, which is that if Wolfman Jack was doing a radio show with some broke comic, it wouldn't be enjoyable for Wolfman Jack to keep shitting on that guy and talking about how he doesn't need him and is better. off without him. Yeah.

Be like, just being adult man. Yeah, so listen to this song that Opie's working on. Using your middle name Sterling, you want tithies

and boobies in it. I didn't forget, Ron, bikinis, melons, tater tots, fun bags, you want a fire pit in your song,

motorboating, you hanging out on a hammock and giant saggy balls. I didn't forget. We're working on that song as we speak. You're all right?

I'm going to make this AI sign. The time's about what a piece of shit you are. You excited about that? I don't know how long it takes to make an AI song. I assume months. Weeks, yay. I long as a team of people.

Right. You don't want to start that process. No, no, no. I can't get it doing it. I got too many... I'm spinning too many plays. There's just too many balls in there, which also would have been appropriate. So, more AI song talk.

And I don't know how Ron feels about it. How about you come up with a song where you go, Hey, Ronnie, Babes. You want to hear it first? I don't want you to be upset. Why don't you, when you don't have to say that to me, then you've done good. Hey, Ronnie Bates, maybe I should run this by you first. I don't want you to get upset when you hear it for the first time.

I want you to prepare yourself how negative it. Hey, in the words of Kevin Hart, I understand the assignment. I understand the assignment. Comedy is mean. Comedy is ugly. I understand the assignment. Heard understands the assignment. He said all his comedians that,

roasted him. They all understood the assignment. And he's like this, and vet, he can't open his eyes. I think I'm still drunk. I think I'm still drunk. That's a good luck, Kevin, for your family. That's great. Good for you. Enjoy. Enjoy your riches. Oh, whoa. Opie. They're coming hard at Kevin Hart out of nowhere right there. Chris Kevin Hart used to be on the show pretty regularly, Ope and Anthony.

So, Opie had a relationship with him. I believe, wait, whose career is doing better right now? Oh, let me look it up. Yeah. Which commercials is Opie a pitchman for, which companies? Yeah. I think Kevin Hart might have him beat. So Opie just got triggered out of nowhere.

I mean, that's like literally just like, he brings up Kevin Hart himself. He's like, yeah, fuck Kevin Hart. Like, well, right. No, let's talk about Kevin Iron, man. Relax. But he thinks that's his peer. He thinks they're up for the same gigs. Yep.

Wow. All right. Let's get into this AI song. Are you ready for this? Yeah. and the chatter sent in. Bonnie Babes, here we go. My queen's basement, a world away.

I'm the king of this dark. Who did that, John Courts? Yeah. That's good. That's good, right? Take some fucking lessons from John. Whoa. Take some fucking lessons.

Now, that was good. You see, it wasn't mean-spirited. You didn't go out. You see, it was funny. Huh? What are you talking about? John courts. John courts.

That was funny? It just wasn't mean. It was a relief from his constant abuse. There's no saggy balls. Yeah, I was excited about it. He doesn't have a tear in his eye while he's serving soup. All right. So, Opie's still thinking about this Kevin Hart thing.

Of course, there was the roast on Sunday night of Kevin Hart. And it was a big deal for him. He's a big star. Billions off that horse shit. Actually, it was good. It was good. I'm jealous. Of course I'm jealous.

So you don't know what to say it in the chat. of course I'm jealous. I got excited. A guy gave us $200 today. I'm out of my mind. I'm like, oh my God, where am I going to spend

all this money today? And then I'm like, fuck, why couldn't this happen when Ron wasn't on this thing? Because now Ron's going to be sniffing around for his share. Jesus.

Oh, I'm fucking, this fucking, look at this, Juno. Wow. This whole thing where he's just like, he's so upset that Kevin Hart's doing well.

And Bill Burry, you know, he wanted to get invited to the, Patrice benefit and he didn't. So he feels slighted by that. It's almost like begging for money out of your amazing apartment in Manhattan isn't working for you. And people are not impressed.

Yeah, it's almost hard to garner sympathy for someone doing what you do. Jeez, I wonder. Ron did a really good Jim Carrey impression. He does other impressions, too. I don't know if you guys have heard his Trump impression. Dude, at one of his speeches. He's making fun of, you know, handicapped people. The R people.

Remember? He was going, remember? Look, I'm not going to, I'm not going to lie. I laughed at all of it. I can't say I didn't laugh at all of it. I'm like, this guy is such a dick. Pretty good impression. I wonder why Ron gets affected by people talking about retarts.

It's very offensive. Our people are. Yeah, right. Exactly. There's some new alien thing. Whitney was talking about. This is an amazing reveal right here. Opie is skipping superchats,

which he was so excited to get that money from Ryan Landon, and then all of a sudden this comes in, and he doesn't even acknowledge it. Dude, on June 30th. Adam Bush with five bucks says, Opie, big fan. Did you catch Ron stand-up set? And if so, how was it?

Hashtag Opie and Ron Army. Great question, Adam Bush. Half a million people are going to lose your health insurance in New York. I know. Let's move on. It's too sad. It's depressing. And Brian, who gave over $200 today, he goes, I'm not going to give you another

100 to go on MLC or tell you Ron's voice makes our ears bleed. Guess what? Ron's here to stay. Look what I do, Ron. I'm sticking up for you now. People are like, wait, oops, stick. Yeah. Even people in the chat are acknowledging you, Adam.

Like, hey, big fan. Hey, look at Adams here. And Obey refuses to read it. And just to tie this back to Richard Marks, there's 52 people in this chat right now. and we watched it for 15 seconds, and the chat moved about five, six times. Richards didn't move once. Now, I know Opie saw it because of all those people responding to it.

What is his justification to Ron for saying, I'm not going to answer somebody just asking how your stand-up set was? Yeah, that's a great question. Do you think Ron's looking at that too? His screen's probably too small to have the chat up. I think maybe they just see my name and they know avoid it now at this point. But I think that's a pretty... of these people.

I've donated hundreds of dollars. I know. It's crazy. Vinnie Paul Winno's coming on the show this Saturday. I don't know if he'll be able to tell it, but he's got an Opie story behind the scenes thing that is quite revealing. I think that... Why don't you tell it?

I don't know if I'm allowed to, but I think that Opie is deeply bothered by the basement show. I get the sense that we're bothering him quite a bit. That was yesterday's show this morning show. You got one clip, and this is coming in at the end of his episode. Do you want to set this up? I think that's all we need. All right.

Stuart, you're not one of ours, so I got to get ready. I only want people that are here for the fun, fun, fun. We want positive people. We want shiny, happy people. I'm not going to lie to you. It sucks that. This is the way to do things because we, you know, really quick, right? I know we got to go.

You know, working for a giant corporation, you could get a nice salary and all that, but you have to deal with HR and a whole bunch of toxic horseshit. This whole world has moved to doing it by yourself. The problem with that is it's one big hustle where you do have to beg for likes, where you do have to beg the people to download the podcast episodes, where you do have to beg them to give you money directly. That part of this I hate, but it's the new world we live in. Thank you, new reality.

Ron Berman Comedy on all the socials. Thank you, Ronnie, babes. Another fun one in the books. All right, I got to get ready for work. I'm going to the Doc fact. Thanks, Opie. He cuts them off as usual. So Opie's never heard of people who have to rely on donations in order to make a living?

This is a brand new thing in 2026. I don't think he's heard of work. I think it's new. I think he's like, I have to do shit now. This is fucking unf- And this is the new world we live in. This has never been like this before for anybody ever. Also, he started up by blocking someone.

You know, he's distanced himself from Opie and Anthony 12 years now. And he still can't get away from that audience that are sometimes negative towards it. It was just like, what's with all these people who are making jokes and being mean to me? They're going to follow your own forever. He wants to like reinvent himself, but he's not doing it right. He starts this by saying, I just want positivity. I just want shiny, happy people. Are you watching this show, Opie?

Are you hearing? What the fuck did Kevin Hart do to you? What did any of these people do to you except exist? Amy Poehler, you think she deserves that? You think she's listening to that going, well, you know, Opie's got a point there. I really should stop having such a squishy face. S334-095-985.

I'm dyslexing again. OPE is reading AI generated limericks out loud for the first time. See, he agrees with you. That was AI generated. Minimal participation. Your restrictions would not let me type. Whitney is just Ashley on a bunch of Adderall. So I added some dashes.

Well, thank you. That's all you got to do is add some dashes. And I'll read it slow like an idiot, but I'll figure it out eventually. All right. I have to skip our Suttering John segment. We'll have to do it another time this week, maybe Friday or something, maybe tomorrow. I don't know. I'll figure it out.

I have some Suttering John stuff. but we got to go see Necrogobicon. Producer Chris and I have to. So let's get right to games and voicemails. Annie is here. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello.

Thank you for joining us. We got the Opie or Burr game from our friend Simon. Let's get into it. Oh, this is another special edition. This is all related to sex in this one. Ooh, okay. Grab your bucket and a cool rag, because today we're going to talk about bucket. I'm your host Simon from the worst ever podcast

And this is the sex edition of Opier Burr Let's thrust our way into round one You don't need a man Fine Get on with not needing a man Why do I need to hear about it You don't need a man Yes you do

Unless you're a lesbian Time Time to register those votes. All right. I gotta think that's Opie. What do you think, Chris? Opie.

Annie? I think it's Opie. Adam. All Opie. Yeah, okay. And here's the answer. You don't mean a man. Fine. Get on with not needing a man.

Why do I need to hear about it? Wow. You don't need a man. Yes, you do. Unless you're a lesbian. Penises are gross. Get your dicks out for round. too. I actually, you know, I like going to the gym and stuff and you see those women like,

I like a little tone. I mean a little, little, little, little tone. And I mean slight. Time to register those boats. That's so weird. Hey, what do you think? I hope it's not either of them, but I'm going to Opie. Eddie? Opie? Chris? I went Opie. Yeah, I'm going to Opie again, too. All right, here we go. And here's the answer. Actually, you know, I like going to the gym and stuff, and you see those women. Like, I like a little tone, a little, little, little tone.

And I mean slight. Yeah. And what are you bringing to the party, you purple-mouth cunt? Ready your lube tube? Because it's time for round three. Got CNN trying with that Abby. What is she on? Late night, the Black Abbey there?

She's, she's, oh, my. God, she's smoking hot. Time to register those boats. Oh, this could be a trick question. Chris, what do you got? I went opi. That's probably right. I'm going to go Bill Burr, Annie. I got Burr. Adam?

It's got to be opi. All right. And here's the answer. Got CNN. They're trying with that Abby. What is she on? Late Night, the Black Abby there. She's Abby Phillips. Oh, my God. She's.

Smoking hot. What kind of Abby is she? Flick your nipples because we're playing round four. All right. What are you and your vagina gonna do, huh? What are you gonna fucking fold your legs back over yourself and... I don't know what. Rub your head with your fucking...

Your taco there? I don't know what... Do whatever you want to do. Time to red... just stir those votes. Jesus Christ. Annie, what do you got? I think it's opi.

Adam? Burr. Producer Chris. I went burr. I'm going to go burr as well. That's a weird one. And here's the answer. What are you and your vagina going to do?

How are you going to fucking fold your legs back over yourself and I don't know what? Rub your head with your fucking, uh, your taco there? I don't know. Let's do whatever you want to do. I'll just watch. Deodorize your taints for round five. And then, you know, my dream gal is Angel Reese. Oh, my God.

She plays for Chicago, the Chicago Sky. And I'm going to brag. She follows me on social media. And she's got legs for days. Four days. Time to register those votes. Bill Burr, what do you think, Adam? Opie.

What do you think, Annie? Burr. Chris. Opie. Someone's following Opie on social media. All right, if you guys say so, let's find out. And here's the answer. And then, you know, my dream gal is Angel Reese.

Oh, my gosh, he plays for Chicago, the Chicago Sky. And I'm going to brag. She follows me on social media. And she's got legs for days. Boy, days. I'm sure she's dying for some opi. Congratulations to this week's winner. Now you know opies into black chicks.

Do you think his wife now? Well, anyway, I mean, you're there, and this has been the most disgusting opi or burr yet. Goodbye. I got my ass kicking that. Well done, Simon. What are the final scores, producer Chris? Adam and I tied with four.

Congratulations to you, too. How many did I get two? One? You got two. Jesus Christ. think. We gotta get out of here, but Adam, you want to promote something. Yes.

Joe Taft, who is the director of the Harrison Blake Young show for Easton Cable Access Television, has been sending me his short films, and they're phenomenal. He's crazy talented, and he's raising money for a new film, and I, for one, I'm going to donate some money, and it would be amazing if you could. He only wants a couple thousand dollars to make this thing. He does all that work for Harrison Young for free, so it's the least we can do for all the good he's brought us. So there's an Indie Go-Go-Go there, and please click the link, check it out.

All right, I will put the link in the show description. Whether you're listening to the podcast or checking this out on YouTube, I'll have this in there. And people can find him on social media as well. Yep, on Instagram, too. It's all there. And if you look up Harrison Young, you'll find him. So East on TV. He's a young kid.

He's giving it everything he has, and I for one believe in him. Awesome. Annie, anything to promote? I want to promote. Who are these broadcasters? You can find it on this very channel. It's with Christian Blatt and Eric Zane. They cover all sorts of news and broadcasting faux pas.

That's true. It's also its own standalone podcast. If you listen to podcasts, go subscribe to who are these broadcasters. Let's hit some voicemails real quick. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. So when,

and Carl Ruiz met Ron the waiter for the first time they're drinking at 3 o'clock in the middle of weeks. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? It's fine. Also, oh, Carl didn't get any pizza in Detroit. You know who else to get any pizza? Me and Tebes and Mark and Brand. Don and Bentley.

And what did we get next year? Oh, if you're in the bag, remember to shut the fuck up. Adam, love you. All right, shit. Yeah, they were day drinking because when was Ron Schiffending before five, right? Yeah. So good for them. There was the best comment on that where somebody said,

seeing Ron walking around in the background of that restaurant is like watching Breaking Bad before a main character has been fully revealed. Yes, that's great. That was a fantastic episode. Watch that on YouTube. I posted the standalone of just us watching their original meeting up on our YouTube channel. Hey, Carl, it's the Arborist. You know, since John, and I guess by extension, you all both describe ejaculation in terms of batches so often,

it's kind of gotten me to unironically do the exact same thing. So go fuck yourself. Do I talk about batches a lot? I think you do it in reference Yeah To John's batch Hey it's the woke man Just calling back because I wanted the pile on Tim Hydecker some more

Any chance I get the pile on Tim Hydecker I have to I fucking hate that man He is one of my least favorite people on the planet And it is solely Not just solely But it's basically for everything he did with Adult Swim man I'm a turbo nerd An Adult Swim is one of those weird autism fascinations

That I had growing up And what he did to that fucking channel And kicking Sam Hyde how I do it. It's unforgivable. So please, any chance you get, bring up Tim Heidecker and shit on him. I would love to hear it. I will give you money to do it. Anytime I'm about to go donate right now just to hear some more Tim Hydecker shit, all right? Go find more Tim Heidecker shit so I can pay you to make fun of that fucking fagget. I can say that word. I give out the passes. Don't worry. Bye. I love you.

Oh yeah, I gave me a pass for that word. Thank you very much. I agree. Tim Heidecker kind of sucks. This is some doxing, so people are going to give me shit for this. Carl, this message is for WATP. I'm about to do some serious doxing. I'm a 40-year-old male when I was in first grade and Mrs. Greenwood's class. Actually, Miss Greenwood, she might be a Mrs. now. But I got five gold stars, and when you got five gold stars, you could go to the Wendy's a mile away at the corner there. So I had just gotten done finishing up with some strep throat.

My throat still hurt during my five-star week. and I went to Wendy's and I had a Frosty which was awesome but the fries scratched my throat so yeah try and remember what you did in first grade because that's what I did five fucking gold stars let's go. Miss Greenwood I'm sorry

I shouldn't have played that that was too much this is a pretty exciting field trip I guess yeah sounds pretty good we've been talking about all the people who have had drug problems but then kept their job because John always claims not going to be an alcoholic I had a job

for a little while. Well, here's another guy who wants to brag. I'll brag about the drugs we could do while keeping job. Well, I don't know how long I kept that job. But I was taking a lot of X, smoking some fentanyl, and doing heroin whenever I could find it, but it became less and less available. So, yeah, sentinel and benzos and occasionally a little meth. And, yeah, I was able to keep a job at a concrete chemical factory, mixing up job.

buying vats of chemicals for like, I don't know, like a good year or so. So that counts. Sounds like he lost his job, not the drug habit. He didn't say anything about stopping that. I just stopped working. All right. Well, that's cool. Has he tried putting together word searches for kids?

I told him an alcoholic. I told him to look for the letter. And then, all right, this is actually a brilliant observation. Finally figured it out. If you put some, a hockey helmet and some glasses on Ava, she'd look just like one of the handsome brothers from the original slap shot. Yes, she's a handsome brother. No shit.

It's well, well played. Go Sabres. Big win last night. Game 5 tomorrow night. This is interesting, Adam. Be interesting in your take on this. It always bothers me whenever the subject of Patrice comes up with Opie. The benefit, for example.

For the comics on stage, the whole point of their being in attendance is to honor Patrice by supporting his family, whether they knew him in life or not. It's to kindle the flame of his memory in only the way that his peers can. But for Opie, it was never about that. It's about others showing respect to him for having shown Patrice to the world. the same way he thought he owned Anthony or mustard or anyone else that ever came into that room. But for, to him it's a dishonor not to be invited. Because to him it's something he's owed implicitly. When in reality, he could just go the same way the rest of us do, the way that Ronnie did.

Every seat in the house is $75. but Patrice's friendship wasn't worth even that to Opie. What do you think about that, Adam? It's a good assessment? Yeah, I think it's really, really accurate. I think Opie cannot stand the fact that there are shows out there that criticize or make fun of him. And one of the first things that Patrice gave me

that he really wanted me to appreciate was the roast of Patrice O'Neill. He gave me a VHS of it that they shot at the Boston Comedy Club. And he was like him sitting in a chair and everyone ripping him apart. And he's like, this is how you'll get to know me. And he's right. And Opie can't even handle it like a limerick.

That's awesome. Nerdy, Brian. Has Vince still Troy Stuttering John about these lawsuits? Chulie and his team knows all of that before they decided to file S.J. is running scared. Yeah, I'm sorry, we get to studying John today. Some interesting updates about what he's doing on the internet just yesterday and today. And we'll get to it this week, I think.

I got some stuff to talk about. I want to thank everybody for being here. We have to go to go see Necrogoblican in Buffalo. And also, who's the other band that I want to go see? Galactic Empire. Galactic Empire looks pretty fucking sweet. Star Wars band.

We're cool. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Oh.

I wrote jokes and bits feverishly and would send them to Joe and Debbie. I just picked that at random. Perfect. I was not expecting you. I put Chris on this spot.