Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep731 - Fierce Fatty revisited, Opie, Jerry Banfield Returns

Episode Date: May 31, 2026

We’re revisiting Vinny Welsby, aka the Fierce Fatty, who just put out a video highlighting the 49 benefits of being fat. The amount of cope is hilarious including fat people can hide their pregnancy and the sex is great because you rub your bellies together.  Trucker Andy is in studio to laugh about how being fat comes in real handy when you’re playing tug of war. On Cringe of the Week, Schmuel Buckman joins Hughezy’s show and it does not go well for the first couple of minutes. Scorch might have a new gig! Jerry Banfield is back, and he’s back to being Jerry Banfield! He’s got himself in a whole bunch of debt and is ready to bury himself as deep as he can while trying to become an internet celebrity again. We check out a classic moment on the Howard Stern Show when Gary and John have a fight on air. It seems John never picked up on the fact that Gary was his boss. Opie had an FU Friday / Superchat Friday and what he’s doing now is absolutely incredible - asking his viewers to donate to his PayPal to pay for his dental work. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails. Trucker Andy’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AllApologiesPodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a... We just do it kind of show. Say that you think I'm incredibly sexy. Bit sad pieces. What are you cackling in that fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem. Episode number seven.

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Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, asswife, and suck my cock. I've been dying to say that. Maddie-Oh! Cuzz-a-ro! Cuzz-a-roo!

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What's this bits and pieces thing Everyone's telling us we have to check out, but I guess it was on your show the other night. So I sent it over to Shulie Network. So we scarred another person. Yep. So they'll take a check.

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This is a suggestion from Adam Thoreau, video editor to the stars. We've all listened. We've not discussed it beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Vinnie Wellesby. At Fierty YouTube has just over 1,100 subscribers with 502 videos. That's a lot of videos for a thousand subscribers. The channel's overweight as well.

The description of the channel is Vinnie Wellsby, they, them, is a world-leading expert on dismantling anti-fat bias and diet culture, TEDx speaker, and best-selling author. They went from being homeless and abused with self-esteem that was achingly low into the courageous fat activists and change maker they are today. Vinie House people fall in love with their bodies and is dedicated to shifting the way society views fat bodies. We've obviously covered this in the past fierce fat. I think I probably does with Dick Messerson in the past.

But she just put out a new video that is 49 benefits of being fat, episode 206. And if you want to know a little something about our buddy Vinny here, would you want to know what they're up to? I'll use their pronouns. Let's see what the grift is. I don't know if you guys are familiar with what their grift is. But check this out. This is pinned on Instagram. Why your company is going to love my size inclusive training.

Have you recognized that there's a gap in your organization's diversity training and are ready to include size inclusion? Hey, I'm Vinny, aka Fizz Fattie, and I help people unlearn. fat bias by facilitating diversity training for organizations. We want to add size inclusion to their DEI efforts. I've worked in size inclusion for 10 years, was an adjunct professor at UBC's MBA program, spent nine years in corporate recruitment and HR, as well as being a 10x speaker and diversity consultant. I provide organizations with engaging, thought-provoking training on anti-fat bias.

Oh boy, that's it. That aged well. Everyone's investing in DEI right now. Yeah, that's the problem that we have. It's not that the minorities, it's these fat people, the people are making fun of behind their backs. Got to fix that. Sometime to their face.

If I'm there. So this episode came out two weeks ago. It has 134 views. I decided to let Andy take the first half. I took the second half. And so Andy, maybe you can start us off with what this episode's all about. Yeah, Chris kind of picked up on the beginning of the show. You can't eat everything in the house without taking one bite.

so let's just start from the beginning. Okay. Hello, welcome to the show. Are you all right? Wait, is she Stan? Or? Yeah, she's definitely a... Waldo.

I found him. There's Waldo. Can't miss her, Waldo. Hello, welcome to the show. Are you all right? I'm all right. Are you right? All right.

Glad you here. That's what being here. Hey, you like the show? You want to support? Would love you? two, two ways you can. One, write a review of the show. Say that you think I'm incredibly sexy on a marijuana

or something like that, or not, right where you want. I went and commented the barf emoji, but... They also have a way to donate to the show. Oh, good. With multiple tiers, so I went to see what those tiers were. Completely, like, unlinked, like detached. Oh. Non-page...

It was, like, Kofi or some platform. I'd never heard of. She lives in Canada, so. Fortunately for me, I didn't have to contribute any money to it. Oh, good. Yeah. Well, she takes Grubhub also. And clip two, it called Fooling Yourself.

This is, you know, watch the body language of this person as they try and convince us and them that what they're saying is valuable. And I think this is important that we are told benefits. of being fat because when do we ever hear that? Half past never. We never get to hear it, right? And there are absolutely benefits of being fat. And saying that as benefits of being fat doesn't mean that there are no downsides to being fat, of course there are. And kind of like we discussed that are. And kind of like we discussed that, you know, fat people can be at higher risk of certain things, but we don't know why. And it's all kind of complicated. But also fat people could be at a higher risk of certain things. And we don't know why. And it's all kind of complicated.

But also, fat people could be at higher risk of, lower risk of things and better outcomes. But we don't tend to hear that. So I think it's good to have a reminder that being fat is not inherently evil. This episode's insane. Did you put the edit of opening the candy wrapper? And she put that out. I put that. You can hear she's opening candy the beginning of the episode.

I'm starving. And she can't make eye contact with us while she tries to try to. to say that being fat is a good thing. That was a good edit, Andy, because I thought, like, oh, she's being self-deprecating in this. Nope. Definitely not. I'm going to play a quick example from later on in the show because she goes back and forth between anecdotal things, things that she's seen people write about, how awesome is to be fat,

and then like these studies that she's found. And I have a lot of thoughts on these studies that she's found. But start off with proof that being fat is good. Here's an anecdotal story. Someone else said, I work with kids. and earlier this year I got very, very sick. The sickest I've ever been. I didn't eat for six whole straight days.

Nothing would stay down. I suffered for a total of 12 days and lost many pounds. Not sure how many because I don't own a scale. A thin person would have really been run ragged from this and from this illness and maybe even lost weight. They couldn't gain back. But me, I was just fine, baby. That is stupid. So you were sick for, I've never been sick for 12 days straight.

That's wild. It sounds like maybe there's other issues going on that made us so your body could fight the infection or the disease it was dealing with. I had food poisoning from nonstop eating. Also, I love the little, I don't know how much, wait out on a scale. Of course you don't. Why would you want to do something?

Why would you want to bum yourself out with something like that? Especially one of the talking ones. I think that's just a garrifiel. I don't think that actually exists. It does exist. Oh, it does. Well, in my clip three, let's get into this list, which is mostly mental gymnastics and cope.

Yeah, no shit. Curves or fat rolls and movement can make dancing look extra fluid or dramatic, right? Especially underwater. Oh, have you seen those underwater videos of fatness? Amazing. Two, we're soft and cozy. Three, we are strong. Four, we have a built-in body filter, a bigot filter because of our body.

And so if someone is a body bigot, they don't want to be our friends. They don't want to be with us. We've got it built in, like, screen. device. How awesome is that? Great for those with social anxiety because people are less likely to talk to you. That one I love.

I probably have the clips. I don't want to spoil it. But they're like, if you have social anxiety, it's great. Now it wants to be your friends. Right. Yeah. What the fuck? That's the craziest cope ever. Oh, you don't want three body bigots making fun of you to your face?

It's all working out for you then. Yeah. I mean, have you ever watched a fat person dance underwater like a disgusting lava lamp? No, I've never done that. You ever heard a black person say, yeah, being black is great. You find out who the racists are right away. No, I think it sucks.

You don't want to know who the racists are. It's kind of a bummer, actually. Keep going, Andy. Okay, number four, you know, this is reason number 11 why being fat, you know, you can be surprised when fat people are actually good at something. Number 11, being underestimated and sometimes being able to surprise people. Isn't that nice, right? Because fat people, they can't do that.

Do you know, when I love doing this is going to yoga, I'm very stretchy, and so I'm able to get into yoga poses. And I just feel this sets, such a sense of satisfaction that, um, the, I'm making this up in my head, right? This could be true or not, but the people around me are like, oh, that person's probably going to really suck at yoga. And then I'm, you know, doing all sorts of things that they might not be able to do, and I feel like, like, eat it, you know, in your face. Downward blob. Yeah. I put downward-facing dinosaur.

All right. Whatever. I don't know a lot of yoga poses. I yelled at, I yelled at, I yelled, eat it. And somebody else, it's probably the first time that ever happened. Right. You eat it. And, uh, she said she was stretchy?

Yeah. She said, like, Stretch Armstrong? Yeah. She thinks Mr. Fantastic. Over here, what's she talking about? Stretchy? Sometimes fat people are good singers. Okay.

Well, yeah. They can do things. Stretch Marky. I was watching Chris Think about this time He's like There's something here Hold on

Give you a minute Sorry I'm slow today Stretchy like pizza dough That's Missy B Yeah That's a weird thing to brag about Yeah Also being a soft

Like hugable And strong Come up multiple times On this list So I have an example of that Did you know that people have stronger bones? Explain how this works out.

Someone says, this might be weird, but I find that as opposed to my smaller counterparts, I don't get hurt when I fall down. This has also come in handy in stage combat. Oh, stage combat and physical theater. Oh, cool. And while I've had lots of physical mishaps throughout my life, I've never broken a bone.

Person just bouncing downstairs. Yeah. I'm a human crash test. I'm invincible! You punctured your liver. Yeah, but being huggable and strong, this list should really just be one item long. It's human paperweight.

Right. Yeah, yeah. Here's another example of being indestructible when you're fat. Someone else said, reply to that anecdotal, but I fell off a moving horse recently and didn't break anything. I seriously think it was due to the extra padding. I remember Superman saying like, fuck, if only I was obese. I would have survived this.

Hey kids, look, a rhinoceros falling off a horse. A moving horse. A moving horse. You ever fall off a moving horse? Yeah, those are the ones you fall off, I'm dummy. And my clip five, finally with some useful information. Okay, good. Easy to find in a crowd if you have a bigger body, so you're taking more space.

There we go, find your friends quicker. We have more tattoo space. We are the tank division in protests. So what that means is that fat people can use their body weight to disrupt. And it's especially helpful if you have, if you're using a mobility scooter, literally it's like a tank. We are hard to move physically solid and able to hold space, right? So it's like we're like the heavy hitters. Put us in first.

You're also blocking the fire exit. Yeah, right. There's reasons when we, times when we need you to move, please. I thought of a 50th reason. Human shield. Right. Three average people can hide behind one Faso during an active shooter event. We're easy to find because everyone's pointing and laughing.

You guys see Frank? Yeah, everyone's pointed out of over there. Oh yeah, hey, Frank. There he is. That's funny. Should keep going? Yeah, please. All right.

Six. Captain Obvious. 18. Great counterweight. Our bodies are a great counterweight, which is useful when balancing things like ladders, canoes, or group activities that need weight distribution, like, or tug of war? Get a fat person on your team?

19, we have decreased mortality. Yeah. Decreased, that's a benefit? Decrease mortality? I think you said the quiet part out loud. Yeah, I don't understand that at all. How is that a benefit? There's a few things that she says about health that I have questions on, but whatever.

We've had Dr. Steve on the show before to discuss these things and set these people straight. So, wait, if you're holding a ladder? You want a fat person holding a ladder? They're going to have one hand on the cheeseburger, so that's not good. Being a counterweight. A counterweight. Something other, all so heavy. Also doesn't seem like, well, whatever.

Sometimes my tractor trailer full of cinder blocks needs somebody to stand on the other end of the lever to get it. You ever get launched up a seesaw before? It's not fun. No. Yeah, I don't know how either of those things were benefits, but. She seems to have a sense of humor, but, I mean, these all sound like jokes. and she's taking them seriously. Some of them are.

They do sound like jokes. Yeah. If you look at the description of the episode, it's nothing but links to pseudoscience supporting. And I didn't include the ones that are just like, okay, this kind of has facts backing it up. That's not fun. But number seven is, this is just a quick one. Okay. 23.

Harder to kidnap. But who would want to? Yeah. Harder to look at. And clip eight We're going to pick up truck I want to kidnap this bitch Yeah

I'll need three stage hands And Stop by the Home Depot Grants of Mexicans And clip eight Whether you're an in-cell cat lady Or a horny horn dog With a hot dog

These next tips are for you Tip 26 More lap space for pets and animals To curl up 27 great to have sex with. Oh, squish yourself against a fat body. Oh, my God.

As long as tip 27 isn't about tip 28. Let's talk about... Let's talk about... Who am I, Rob Saul? Let's talk about sex, because this gets brought up, and it's fucking disgusting. Okay, great to have sex with. I want to read a bit from this piece by Genatonic

called Why I Only Want to Have Sex with Fat Bodies. Gina writes, With one ex, whose body resembled mine, we settled into a regular routine of smoking a joint, eating a massive takeaway, and shagging the night away. It didn't matter that the fried rice made me bloat because we were both already big anyway. Afterwards, we would press our bellies together, and it was the best because we were the same. My belly, boobs, or any part of my body wasn't filling a groove under his ribs, like a jigsawpice, but our fat spread against each other and left me fulfilled.

This secret ceremony was ours, and it was one we held most nights during the night. during my second year of uni. It changed the way I fucked. Most of these anecdotes are short, like, one sentence. When it comes a fabulous fuck and she could give me enough information about it. Shut up. Doesn't matter that our genitals never met. Right.

Well, then she compares that. Would that one pen out a deer waffle house letter? Then the woman compare that to when she fucks skinny guys. Now, that sucks. When a skinny man grabs my belly and begs me to sit on his face, it is him seeing what is alien to him and getting off on it. When a fat person pulls my body on top of theirs next to theirs and into theirs, it is them looking for themselves. What? Alien really stuck out.

Yeah, yeah. So what's under here? Whoa. What fuck is this? What? Have you ever seen the blob when they're getting absorbed into it? So did you hear when they were talking about rubbing their bellies together? Yeah.

She talks about that a little bit more. I watched a video recently. It was like a trailer for some series about trans love. something like that, queer trans love. Anyway, there's this queer trans couple and they said that they loved belly shower time and either one or both of them were fat. I think both of them were fat.

And they said that they love going to the shower and then rubbing their bellies together and all warm and slippery. And I was like, oh, yeah, that sounds nice. I don't think I've ever done that. I need to get naked with a fat person and rub our bellies together in the shower. That sounds really nice.

Or you could use your genitals for intercourse. That's even better. I can just go to SeaWorld and pet a whale I mean these people Like that's such a stretch like oh sex is better Because you can't even get anywhere near the vagina It's awesome How big is this shower

It's the one where Jerry Sandusky Fuck that can It's a pretty big shower The truck wash It's a flying J They're posing them down I'm not going to get the scale, though. All right, Andy, where are we going next?

Clip nine. I just called this sad and gross. 29, increased wind resistance in a hurricane. You're going to stay on the floor a little bit longer. That's definitely a joke, yes. It's in storage. So we have storage for items between our stomach rolls. Put something under your tits, yes.

That was my joke. Yeah. Who needs a fanny pack when you can just stick it in the crack of your fanny? Here, Vinny, hold my vape pen. Nature's pocket. It seems like a lot of these are repeats. Yeah. Because I saw the same stuff in the second half that she was talking on the first half,

like this whole thing where it's like, oh, I'm so soft and snugly. People love that. Soft and cozy. People are saying, someone said, my kids love snuggling me. My nephews use my tummy as a hand trampoline. My body is so cozy and soft. my lives. My kids love snuggling me. I love snuggling my fat friends. I can inspire my other fat friends to love their bodies by sharing my love for my own. Sounds like she's describing a couch.

Like a really comfortable couch. Because I want to play Xbox at this thing. Yeah. That sounds awesome. Yeah, like a water bed, but a couch. Yeah. Kids stop jumping on your hand, Vicki. It's okay. They can. Wee. Yeah, I think what happens, the first half, is, Just a quick roundup of all of these. And then your second half is kind of revisiting some of the points that she wants to revisit. Which is just like a single comment that she'll read. And it'll be like, there you go. There's one of the reasons why it's great to be fat.

And this is one that we just touched out a little while ago that is fucking hilarious. People don't like sitting next to me. So I get more space on buses and in theaters. It's great for social anxiety. Someone else says, people actively avoid setting next to me on public transit. I usually have plenty of space. Someone else says, I'm invisible to men. I almost never get cat called or creeped on in public.

No one's attracted to me at all. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. I'm desperately lonely. No, no, it's a good thing. It's a really good thing. I get to get on the airplane and everyone's pissed off to sit next to me. It's awesome.

Great for social anxiety. Social anxiety. If you're into social anxiety. Yeah, that's your thing. Maybe I'll get fat. I'm social anxiety. You likeable. Yes.

Everyone thinks I'm friendly. They come up and say hi. Like, fuck off. Speaking of that, how come, if being fat is so great, how come I can't say I am so glad you are fat? Oh, because that would be, you're saying that they would be offended by that? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

How come we can't be grateful? Yeah. Like, could you imagine someone lose his weight and they're like, oh, but I used to love to fucking cuddle with you? This sucks now. You had 49 reasons for being awesome. I could feel your spine? Yeah. What's that?

A good point. There's an old Instagram reel of some guy saying, like when it was body positivity, going up to women on the street saying, is Lizzo hot? And everybody across the board was just like, oh, yeah, she's beautiful, right? And he goes, cool, you look just like Lizzo. That's fine. Was it Ryan Long doing that? Yeah.

It's what Ryan Long would do. In clip 10, now we're going to get some good real science that makes sense. 33. Adipose tissue, which is fat tissue, is one of the body's most active and dynamic organs. Yes, fat is an organ. Okay. I'm so glad you played that because she goes back to this later. And this is fucking retarded. This is so stupid. It tends to be concentrated. Again, she's talking about fat right here. And listen to this.

It tends to be concentrated in the stomach, hip, butt, and thighs. We strongly associate this tissue. with laziness. Instead, it's full of energy. Each cell contains a large droplet filled with multi-change molecules called triglycerides. Yeah, we know you're storing energy. What are you storing it for? What's this rainy day scenario? We're going to finally fucking move your body around a little bit. Look at all this energy I've been storing. Yeah, I know. Use it. I don't know why they call it lazy. I got all this energy. I've got so much energy. I can't move. Fucking idiots. Your organ is your organ is

crushing me when I let you be on top. It's just not how that works. It could be a piano and organ, whatever. And here's another thing that's just like the opposite of what's true for sure. And the thing about the fat that expands easily. So this one study that I'm going to be linking can protect us against diabetes. Right, right, right. Being obese protects you against diabetes. Yeah, everyone knows that.

Good. Right. It's not the cause of it. No, no, definitely not. But he's not pre-diabetic. This was maybe my favorite clip 11 expecting. 40. Able to hide pregnancy for longer.

Oh, God. Okay, I have that one too. This one is so fucking stupid. I don't know. I don't know how people think that this is like a positive thing. Yeah. For it to be like, wow, you're so fat. I had no idea you were pregnant.

My boss came up to me and said, are you nine months pregnant? And I was like, no, no, no, I'm just muck banging the Burger King menu. Oh, okay. well, you're absolutely glowing. Yeah, this is hilarious. This is why hiding pregnancy is great. People were saying it's easier to hide pregnancy. This person says, I love the benefits of being fat while pregnant.

My body was strong and already used to carrying weight. I wasn't, quote, horrified by how my body was changing or worried other people would just think that I was fat. Like some of my thinner friends, my clothes were mostly wide-fitting and could easily accommodate some extra, so I didn't have to buy maternity clothes. And since I already had a big belly, I could hide my pregnancy for as long as I wanted. You didn't have to buy maternity clothes? Yeah. Oh, no.

So you can save money, too. Holy shit. I actually lost weight while I was pregnant because I had to cut things out of my diet for the baby's sake. Fuck. That's insane. My poor skinny friend, they feel fat. I feel fat all the time, so I'm killing them.

Yeah, I'm ahead of the game. Right. What do you mean? That's not a positive thing at all, dummy. God. What else you got? Clip 12. The term cool can be hard to define sometimes.

45. We are really cool. We are counterculture, right? What makes something cool is that it's special away from the norm, right? And we're just fat bodies are really fucking cool. Yeah, she's never been to the U.S. Apparently. Maybe up in Canada, that's the case.

But where I live, it's not counterculture. It's culture. Yeah. So, if you say so. Mm-hmm. I mean, Jenko jeans are back. So what are we talking about? What's cool?

I got a few on special order. Yeah, Carl thinks he's cool. What are you? What are we talking about? Clip 13. Oh, why don't I have a 13 for you, Andy? No, you don't. Okay.

Oh, hold on a second. It's probably in my email. It just didn't download. for some reason? Let me see if that's the case. Nope, you didn't send it to me. Oh, no one got lost in the shuffle. Ah, sure did.

Anyway, you can store a loaded shotgun on your belly, apparently. Is that true? Is that really one of the reasons? You can use your belly to put stuff on. Clip 12. But 14. Now, this is where we start to get into reaching territory. We're trying to fill out the list, I think, because this is so niche.

Nobody could possibly give a shit. A paintball superpower. Apparently. If the pellets bounce off without exploding, you aren't out. And the softness from our bodies mean that they bounce off. I didn't know that. Some of this misinformation is going to kill someone. What about bullets?

I don't know. Try it. See what happens. How could you possibly be good at paintball? Does you understand that there's like running and hiding? Yeah, yeah. Where'd be any go? Yeah, yeah.

He might have a treat. He's on both sides behind that post. Oh, God. Okay. Clip 15, suicide solution. Oh, no. Oh, boy. And that being fat, a small fat or a larger fat person,

was associated with lower risk of suicide relative to straight-sized people. So the smallest people had the highest risk of, of death by suicide. Then we have straight-sized people and people who have the biggest bodies have the lowest rate of suicide. All people who are committing suicide, they just take way longer to do it.

Yeah, I know. Are you dying from diabetes or cardiac arrest? You did that to yourself. Eating contest. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently the beam that the noose is tied to falls down. Yeah.

Or it's a good thing to do that happens. Yeah. They can't fit to their car and get to the driveway and let the car run. The test of the rope was too low. It could it sustain. Oh, speaking of that, this is another one that's just like a story that she reads. That's insane. I just had a terrible fall and a heavy TV ended up smushing my guts.

I'm pretty sure my gorgeous fat belly protected me from organ damage. Oh, good. That's the wildest justification for being fat ever. Yeah, but I could have been killed by that antvill. Okay, I guess Who the fuck has a TV fall on them? I got to tell you, I'm not obese, and I have zero TVs fall on me.

It's amazing. I'm nimble. I see TVs falling like, whoa, whoop. The fuck is she getting at with that. Oh, this is another one that I don't believe is true at all. I'm going to call a bullshit on this because I remember learning a lot about this about six years ago.

go. Okay, so recover quicker when hospitalized from COVID. Okay, so we have a study that a multi-center ICU study in Australia and New Zealand found that patients with very high BMI over 40 had survival up to two years, had higher survival up to two years after ICU admission compared with lower BMI groups. This is insane. First off, getting COVID, should be a lot of, should be a not send you to the ICU. So the fact that that's the study right there is like, you know, people who have COVID then go to the ICU. What happens after that?

It's like, well, hold on a second. Why are we in the ICU with COVID? That's a problem right there. And then there's some study that says you live up to two years longer than someone with high blood pressure. Like, okay, but what are we talking about? Yeah. There was so many slanted health results. Yeah, you've got to find like this really weird niche angle.

So if this and this and this, then being fat is actually okay. as a tiny percentage of people get this to happen to them. Mm-hmm. Based on a study out of New Zealand. It's not even a country. It's not even a real place. My clip 16, I just called this strong bad. This is more about fat people being strong.

Strong. Fat people are strong. So carrying more weight can build strength. So some comments, being fat can make you strong. When I started power lifting, my coach told me I had been weight training my whole life. Moving my fat body through the world. I can outlift anyone at the gym. That's so fucking cool. That's my toxic trait is that I am so sure that I could lift any weight with no data to back it up.

I just have this irrational belief that I could go in and just be like some strong man with no training. I don't know. I just have this confidence. Yes. That guy was being a dick. You've turned a lot of way in your life. Number 51, not knowing when you're being insulted. I've never worked out a day in my life, but I watched a strongman competition on the Ocho,

so I could probably pull a pans or tank with my teeth. Sure. You've been weight training your entire life. That's awesome. I want to fact I do think they're strong now. That is a trade I've noticed, which is very funny. Well, when fed people lose weight, they're like, I can't believe I was walking around, carrying 50 extra pounds around on my body this whole time.

Must be those strong bones of mine. Yeah, yeah. So much lighter on my feet now. Right. And, oh, I think 17 was the fat person falling off a horse. 18, though. I saved this one for the last because this was my favorite. Apparently, fat women have a track record of being resistant to UTIs.

UTIs. I wonder why, like UTIs. What do you think? Could it be UTIs? Could it be that we have more fat, more fat? It's more fat on our vulva, meaning it's harder for bacteria to get into the urinary tract. What do you think? I hope not.

Sounds awful. It's hard to get an infection when you never get laid. Phant rods are never going to get my herpes. It seems it never gets near anything, so it's fine. The UTI can't find the twat to infect it. It's lost in a maze of Pillsbury dough. It's moving the map around. Space North

Follow this smell, Leonard. Don't tell me how to infect a twine. In the middle of this episode, she changes outfits for some reason. It's kind of interesting to think about. Okay, better survival from certain diseases. By the way, if you're watching on YouTube, you may have noticed I've just changed into a different version of Vinnie,

Vinnie from the Future. There's some sections here where you'll see Vinnie from the Future, watching on YouTube. Maybe you can hear a voice difference. This podcast has taken me so fucking long with the organizing of studies. We have so many studies. So she's claiming that she had to come back another day and do this. I just sweat through the first shirt.

Yeah, I sweat through my Cartman costume. So I switched over to hamburger. And also, could she not reach her head? Why does her hair look so terrible? she obviously just took that hat off right yeah he's making her sweat and who is her hairstylist what's going on there i've so many questions about her hair it's terrible and listen i don't look great when i wake up in the morning i don't like go on youtube immediately or the evening or now fuck you good point yeah you know where to keep your hat on right so you'd heard her say there

I'm sorry, I had to change, it looks like I changed, it's taking me so long to organize these studies. And I'm like, well, yeah, of course, because you're handpicking the ones that you want to present and ignoring the vast majority of studies. That's how something like this works. So she actually says the quiet part out loud right here. By the way, I don't know if I mentioned when I recorded this, when I'm talking about studies, if I say, oh, here's a couple of studies. It's not that there's only a couple of studies. It's just that I might have decided to pick out the, these one, two, three, four studies.

Right. That's the problem right there. Handpicking. Yeah, yeah. This one says it does cause diabetes. This one says it does cause diabetes. This one says it doesn't. That's what I want to listen to.

Yeah, all right, cool. That works out well. This is something that you played earlier, Andy, and I forgot to comment on it when you played it. So I'll just do it here. Small fat, medium fat, and large fat people had lower mortality compared to those who were straight.

Sight-sized. Straight-sized. Yeah, I heard her say that before. Yeah. And he had a clip where she said that, too. I don't, I'm not familiar with that. Straight-sized. Because I know that, like, straight is bad.

Yeah. In these people's world. Right. So are there cis-sized, too? You know, I'm a straight-sit-sized guy. Yeah. That's very offensive. Yeah, straight people, breeders, you know, normies.

You're a normal size instead of morbidly obese. But why straight? It's because it actually just goes straight down. I don't know. I'm honestly asking. I don't know why it's called straight-sized. It's weird. There is a word that she will not use on this show.

They use a word severely, oh-word? They use the word severely, oh-word. Can't say obese. Yeah, yeah. We use the O-word around here. We know what you mean. It doesn't matter. And then this is my favorite clip because fat people do have complications in surgery.

And why do you think that would be? It can't be the fat person's fault, right? Presumably, because as we know, surgeons are not working on not being trained on fat bodies. A lot of times when people are saying, I can't perform surgery on someone of your BMI is because they haven't been trained to and they don't have the equipment to. it's a them problem, not a your fat body problem. Which is the surgeon's body. This study was sponsored by Pillsbury. What a fucking shitty thing to say.

I'm 5'1. I can't reach across your 400-pound frame. Yeah, my scalpel is still cutting. I've been here for five hours. Jesus Christ. Surgeons are bad at their job. That's why fat people have negative outcomes. from surgery.

All right. Cool, man. So anyway, that's the, thanks to Adam Thoreau for turning us on because she hasn't put out a video in a while. And so Fierce Faddy is one that we enjoy. It's so easy to clip, wasn't it? Yes.

It's a fun to get up on a Saturday. That was a gift. Getting up on a Saturday after a show, being a little groggy of a lot of it and going, oh, this is easy. All right, cool. Speaking of which, they still played a show last night.

Andy was out there. Thank you for coming out. And we met Anne, who came out to the show. And their husband were out, who's a Patreon member Found us through the YouTube algorithm Big Ope and Anthony fan

And loves WTP Supports the show and then came on and saw the isotopes as well And she's a bass player And she plays bass too I bet she was critiquing the fuck out of you Yeah I know I would have been

All right You were I just did That's mean All right It is time for our Bridge of the Week And the cringe of the week is from

Husey show. This was sent to me by Husey. And it's his guest, Schmule Buckman, coming in with maybe not the world's best audio. I don't know if Schmule's ever been bad with his audio before, but it does happen. But we're trying to figure out who do they think's going to date or get into it with the Ice Danceer next. And the options is Carmich, Nasty Neal,

Ethan Ralph again, and this gentleman is also in the list. I'm up for it. I'm serious. Look at his face. What's going on, right? So, yeah. Apparently, Schmiel Buckman was at the end of 2001, the space out of me. That was actually him.

I knew. Bill Buckman would be the one to make it worse. He would find a way to be worse. I knew it. He's good fucking, here's Louis Reed's metal machine music album. See, one of my topical references there. Yeah. Hit the like button.

Let's give him another shot. Oh, my God. What are you? Is he a hurricane or tornado? If they did a POV shot of Darth Vader, that's Shmiel Buckman. Oh, my God. No one was the sidetrack. I'm sorry.

Amplifier. Did you watch his show yesterday where he was boasting about him and DJ Electrofixing his audio? And this is the first show he's done since. Sorry. Let's see if it's fixed. I think it's funny. Okay, Schmereau.

So what was it the G-thought of Let's see? they got the video at least that works so that Buckman's sounding good tell me what's the latest to do the show tell me what can sound

problem is here boys so I can try to fix it your point did I agree yeah what I agree well point It's SOT's what's that noise. It doesn't seem possible.

I don't have them. You're just in a room alone. Are you on the wing of an airplane? What's happening? All right. So thank you, Husey, for sending that in. I have a little update for us.

You know, this is an interesting post that I saw. Casting TV hosts. Listen to this. We're a brand new, self-sindicated pop culture entertainment talk coming to the CW network and reach TV, and we're hiring a host or actor to test out different products, services, and as seen on TV products in their own segment

and critique them on air, filming in LA. This is a weird help wanted ad when you guys agree. They want TV hosts to pitch products, and when was the last time you saw an as seen on TV? Is that a thing still? TV? I guess the commercials are still a thing. I don't know.

Where was this posted? Well, I'm glad you asked that. Pretty sure, Chris, because I have the answer for you. And I have a feeling that this is not going to surprise you at all. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. That's right. Scorch posted this on his Facebook page.

Anthony Guillaume is at the Stimmy. Now it tracks. And he said, wish me luck if you would. I've got a phone call with these folks tomorrow. If it's not a scam, which is huge at this industry. And it goes well. I fly into LA to talk further. And then, well, let's not jump to God.

Ha ha. Thanks all. Oh, my God. And then he posted an update a couple days later. Hey, folks. TV host update. It seems legit so far. I've got them my audition by Saturday.

I've got to get them my audition by Saturday. If it's a go and I score the gig, I start a regular segment on a TV show sometime in July. Have yourself a pretty fucking great afternoon. this fucking idiot is getting scammed. I mean, this is, people pray on the elderly, and I hate to see it. I know, I'm rooting for him, but I'm also rooting for this. On TV show. Yeah, I'm going to be on TV show.

Seems legit. He said it's on television, which is where TV is. So I think they're right about this. I'm getting my hopes all the way up. Everybody ask me how it went when I don't get it. Dude, imagine something like that. and you're so desperate for anything. You posted on Facebook.

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and we haven't really been following them ever since. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat. honey and I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans.

That's right. Longtime listeners of WTP will know Jerry Banfield. Jerry Banfield is back. The way I discovered Jerry Banfield in the first place was I was looking up some how to something. And this guy had a video explaining how to do it. I don't remember what it was. There was some tech thing.

How to fail. Well, so then I was like, This guy's weird. And I looked into his channel. And he goes on and he goes, I am $600,000 in debt. And here's why. So I'm like, wow, this is interesting. What he was doing, he was trying to be an internet celebrity.

So he was buying ads. I guess kind of like, what's her name, Cummings? Whitney Cummings. But I think Whitney Cummings has figured out the system. But he was just buying ads to drive traffic to his videos. and he was spending $10,000 a month in order to make $250 a month. And he did this for years.

I don't know the exact numbers, but it was something like that. To the point where he's over $600,000 in debt, he's got a wife and two kids. And he comes down and he goes, so guys, here's what I figured out. This is after years of this. He goes, if you spend more money

than you're making, you're losing money. I was just like, what? You didn't know that? Holy shit. So anyway, we were following Jerry Banfield for a while. He's tried everything. He tried to stand-up comedy.

He's been in music. He does all different types of... He was a cop. He was a police officer for some time. He said all different types of content creation. He had a podcast for a while. And so we've been following him. And it's hilarious.

Well, he quit YouTube. He shut his channel down. He said, I'm totally done doing online content. Quit. And he did that because he became an author. And he wrote books like, I was famous on the internet by Jerry Banfield. And who, who,

could forget. He lost his shirt. And who can forget, author in St. Petersburg by Jerry Banfield. Docs. He lost his shirt, not just financially, but literally. So this is important to know because Jerry is back. He failed as an author, which I'm not surprised by whoever sent me this. I forgot who it was, but they sent me a bunch of his books.

I appreciate that. They're fun. He failed as an author. And so he decided, you know what? I think I need to make a change. And he explains it over a series of videos. I borrowed $57,000 on credit cards this year instead of starting over cheap. And here's why.

Cheap is not the same as wise. The cheapest option for me to restart my life after getting divorced last year, moving out of the house, and taking my income down to zero. Most people suggested I try and minimize my expenses, move into the cheapest place I could possibly get into and try not to borrow any money. Sounds pretty sound. Sounds like some good advice. Rational people talking to you there.

That's not a graphic behind him, is it? Yeah, that's the actual house. Yeah, the thing you left out that he was trying to monetize his, and him, his cautionary tale. He's like, don't do what I did. I'm a fucking fuck up. Give me money. I'll tell you how not to be a fuck up.

And also get into crypto. Oh, yeah, he does have a crypto channel. We'll talk about that. So what Jerry's doing now, which is outstanding, is he's getting himself back into debt again. And I don't know if he ever paid off his debt from before. I've no idea. I'm back, baby.

Yeah, he's fucking back. He goes, guys, here's what I did. I borrowed $57,000 on credit cards. The highest interest rate possible on this $57,000. He'll be paying back $250,000 if he pays it back ever. he's so fucking stupid and he's everyone told me to like cut my costs I don't make any money and

you know get a job and I said fuck that noise because this is his rationale for that but here's what I found cheap rent and living in a place that is cheap can often be expensive if it kills your ability to make money and surround

you with people that you don't vibe with oh now I understand you had to borrow $57,000 from a credit card company to be on people that you vibe with. Well, no order to the bank turned down this loan. There is something to what he's saying, though.

I've heard people say shit like, well, you have to get a Lambo. You have to get a mansion. And the way that you make that worth your while is to come back. Like, you convince people to come to a seminar at your mansion. It looks like you're killing it. And then people will give you money. And that's how you pay for your mansion.

That's not what he's doing, though. No. It's not what he's doing. And then you want to talk about not cutting expenses when you're making zero money. Listen to this. I'm spending $2,700 a month on a 14-under-square-foot house in Crescent Lake, which is one of the nicest neighborhoods in St. Pete. Okay. So this guy's making no money, flat broke, tried to become an author, didn't work, gets a divorce, and he goes, well, only the best for me.

I'll spend $2,700 a month on rent to have a big house. but he justifies that. Now, the earlier justification was he needs people around the he vibes with, but he's got a better excuse with the next excuse that he has. I borrowed to preserve the conditions where I can work,

where I can create, where I can parent, and think clearly and record videos and rebuild. You see, if I had just rented some cheap little apartment for $1,000 a month, that would have saved me a ton of money, but I couldn't have my kids come spend a night.

Oh, it's for the, kids. Well, that makes sense because they don't want inheritance. You know, like, ah, thanks for a living beyond your means, dad. This is great. You're dying and all this debt. Very helpful. Do we have any food? Fucking asshole. Yeah, the one I went and found, the name of it was like, are your kids taking care of? Everybody's asking him, like, how can you do this to your family, like this whole business model that you're doing? He's just like, oh, my kids are living off

my wife's money. I'm getting alimony from my wife. She's giving me thousands of dollars. I've already pissed it all the way, but she's got my kids covered, so it's fine. Wow. That was his answer to that question. What a piece of shit. Yeah. So this is crazy when he talks about his success as a content creator. I'm borrowing money now because it allows me to continue living and thinking the way I do out of the box.

And for me, my environment is part of my income machine. I have made most of my money over the last 15 years as a full-time content creator. Oh, he's earned his living as a full-time content creator, which is why he's now flat broke. You know, I wouldn't talk about what I've been doing for the last 15 years if you're like, and where are you at now? Oh, I'm in debt. Yes. I can't afford shit. I have to borrow money from a credit card.

Now, guys, we're all content creators here. How would you measure success in content creation for real? What do you think, Chuck or Andy? People wanting to watch your video content. What do you think, producer, Chris? Yeah, views. Okay. Well, you're both wrong. I have six YouTube channels, which you can see all of these right on my page.

My Jerry Banfield dating, Jerry Banfield show, this channel, Jerry Banfield Gaming, Jerry Banfield YouTube coach, ICP Crypto, Crypto reviews. Okay. So it's all about how many channels you have. I stand corrected. Quantity over quality. That's always been his thing. It's always just like churn out as many videos as possible.

And forget what step two is. the bench and ching. The Patrick Michael model. Right. Files one, we collect underpants. Exactly. Now, I'm pissed that he's not doing music anymore. Remember he's doing a rap song every single day?

Yes. I was just improvising it. It was very funny. So here's the thing. The guys like us can't understand when we go, Jerry, what are you doing? Get his fucking job. You can't afford anything. And you're just going back to YouTube and trying to be a content creator again.

but we don't understand what he's like. I have all these YouTube channels I've just started in the last couple of months, and the best way I've been able to make money in my life is to have a mind that's very creative and allows me to make all kinds of videos. Oh, he's a creative. I didn't realize. Well, then please perform your arts, sir. Let me get out of the way.

I apologize. I didn't realize. I mean, I know I don't have money for gasoline, but do you take. YouTube videos. I got hundreds. All right. So this was a reasonable option compared to what the

alternative was. If what I saw and why I chose not to just minimize all my expenses and try not to borrow money, like that is the reasonable option. I understand that. And that's what most of my friends, family, and everybody I know said I should do.

But starting over cheap, would have lowered my odds of success. Okay. He's like, hold on a second, guys. I'm a 47-year-old man who still thinks it would become rich and famous. So I'm just going to borrow $60,000 and see what happens.

Yeah, but you just said it's much more reasonable to get a job and actually live your life, you know, knowing that you have a family. For everyone except Jerry. To take care of, yes. But here's the thing. And I mentioned before. Jerry was hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt.

I don't even know how high it got, but I'm sure it got higher than 600,000 when we first found him. But to Jerry, none of that matters. It also keeps me out of survival mode. Because when I'm borrowing money, like I'm not in survival mode. I feel absolutely wealthy and abundant. I have tens of thousands of dollars of cash just sitting in the bank. I have hundreds of thousands of dollars more in credit cards.

Like, even if I don't make any money the rest of the year, I'm good. What a retard! He just explained his own delusion. Yes! I've 10,000 thousand dollars in the bank that you have to pay back with high interest. But I've got money in the bank.

Yeah, right. But you actually have way less to that because you owe all of that money plus a bunch more. Yeah, but then I can max out my credit cards. What? That's your plan? Maxing out all of your fucking credit cards?

It is his plan. He's going to just pay off this credit card with that credit card. I'm not to debt chase him until he's dead. What a fucking idiot. I can't believe he said he's, that's how he thinks. I mean, I can because I'm because this is America. Jerry for a while.

But it's going to get into the bacon grease business. All right. So Jerry obviously is falling on hard times. He has no money. He has no money. And yet he claims this. Now, to be fair, I've made millions of dollars online. And I've been a YouTuber, you know, got over a billion views and all my stuff online.

It's not some like random fantasy. This is something I've already. done before and a YouTube algorithm seems to set me up perfectly. He's made millions of dollars on YouTube. Then why is he $57,000 in debt right now? How is that possible, Jerry? This guy,

he doesn't understand the P&L when it comes to the accounting portion of running a business. There's profit and there's loss. And then you've got to figure out where you end up at the end. And this fucking idiot is just like, revenue, revenue, revenue.

Look at all this revenue. Look at all this revenue. You had to spend 8x that to make that remedy, you fucking idiot. That's not a business model. I'm certain that he is thinking about crypto numbers going up and down as money that he's made and lost. You know, every time something that he invested in went up, he counts that as making money, even though it tanked and went in the toilet and he lost all his fake money.

He's still counting that as money that he made. Oh, yeah. I mean, he'd have to be. No one can say I made millions of dollars and I'm 42 years old, I'm flat broke, without some kind of explanation for that. Like, you didn't invest in anything. You didn't purchase real estate or have a shitty house in Cape Coral or nothing to show for it. That's wild.

But he's got the answer. He's got to figure out what he's going to do now to make sure that he does make millions of dollars on YouTube in its exciting return. Now, this only works if I execute, which I consistently am cranking out videos every single single day. I'll show you my accountability spreadsheet here, which I just started this spreadsheet to track exactly what I'm doing. And you can see, I'm aiming for six videos a day. I'm averaging seven videos a day and it's probably going to be up to eight because it's a fourth video I filmed today. Wow. What a spreadsheet. If you're just listening to this, the spreadsheet was completely blank except for one column that had each day on it for each day. He nailed that. And then the

next column was how many videos he made. Wow. If you got the accountability spreadsheet, then you're on your way. I think there was a shopping list at the end. This is what every fucking social media, snake oil salesman tells people. But the thing that is the secret ingredient that they don't tell you is you have to create content that people want to watch. Exactly.

Just quantity, quantity, quantity, quantity. I'm making some videos a day. Of course I'm going to be successful. Yeah, yeah. If you put three videos out on TikTok a day, you're going to be successful on TikTok. But only if you're a fucking thirst trap with big tits, not if you're a financial failure offering financial advice. Oh, I'm glad you brought that up, Andy. This is my favorite clip from this video.

And if you'd like to talk to me about finances, I haven't offered financial advice. I have out-of-the-box thinking. And you can go to a jerrybanfield.com and schedule a call and get an unusual point of view. Thanks for watching. Hope to see you again soon. I am doing this. I'm going to ask me if I can record it so that we can play. as content.

He's a content guy. He gets it. I have to get financial advice from this guy. Doesn't somebody do that for this show at one point? Are I wrong about that? Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right.

We did have a couple of guys call him and have a conversation with him. I don't think it was a financial advice. I can't remember what it was. Yeah. You should do it, though. I don't be way better if you do it. Well, Carl, are you in debt?

No. No, I can't help you. Should I be? Yeah. I'm going to be like, actually, my MX card, I could be spending way more on that than I am. Should I be doing that?

Can I borrow some? I mean, it'd be a lot more funny. It took private jets to Hacabania rather than to coach. Should I do that? That'd be fun. I wanted to call Joe Mattarise and start pitching a million-dollar mansions that are way out of his price range of where he should move to in Cherry Hill. He'll never play it, but you should.

All right. The next video is the video about how he's done with jobs. He will never work a job again. In my last two videos, I talked about how I've bought $57,000 to kids. continue my lifestyle and start over after divorce. I'm spending $2,700 a month, and I currently am making less than $1,000 a month on YouTube after starting six new channels in the last two months, but having deleted everything before that. Almost everyone that I've asked for advice gave me the same advice. They said, why don't you just get a job? I understand that question. And for most people,

that would be the reasonable answer. But for me, I'm done with jobs. Yeah, you're special, Jerry, that's right. I mean, that seems like it's logical. Every single person has told me this, but they're fucking idiots. They don't get that I'm awesome, and I should have a cooler life than that. I fucking hate people like this. Everybody's telling me that the, being an electrician isn't going away. You should get into a field that has stability. Oh, no, I want to be a fucking Twitch streamer and play video games all day long. That's, that's for me. Okay, great. We're all fucked is what you're telling me, because nobody wants to build bridges. Everybody he wants to watch fucking movies and have cold takes on Twitch.

It's a Chad Zumach syndrome. It's like, Chad, this streaming thing and comedy thing aren't working out. Like, why don't you just get a job? Because I'm a streamer and a comedian. What do you mean? Like, okay, never mind. I'll move out and give Rob Salas of advice. So you just heard him say there.

His expenses are $2,700 a month. Not true. His rent is $2,700 a month. Now he's saying that's his expenses. Do you still eat peanut butter? beans because that costs something. I didn't realize he's not paying shit for his kids. That's cool.

Good for you, Jerry. It's awesome. But I would imagine there's other expenses besides just rent. And then he's making less than $1,000 per month on YouTube. What could that mean? It could mean $430. It could mean $790. It could mean $22. Less than $1,000.

It's not very specific at all. So a guy offers him $20 an hour to work. for him. And he's like, yeah, this guy offered me a fucking job, 20 bucks an hour. Here's the problem with that. I'd rather bet on myself. I'd rather work on my own YouTube videos. I'd rather take

all the time to set up a future that I'm excited about because if I trade five hours a day for 100 bucks, then, you know, that solves a temporary cash problem, but it can create a bigger problem. It can consume the best hours I have in a day. It can sabotage my future

and make the opportunities I really want further away. So he's really just trying to justify his reckless behavior. And he's unemployable. But that's the thing. If someone's offered you $20 a hour, I'd be like, yeah, take that, Jerry. Five hours a day? You can't fucking create your five shitty YouTube videos?

No, no, no, no. I'm busy telling ChatGPT to make me a fucking thumbnail about this video. And that costs me nothing. So. Dude, there's a reveal coming up. Anyway, it's insane that Jerry's like, could you imagine if I, I spent five hours a day working for $20 an hour. How could I possibly create all this great content?

Like, no, no, I bet you can do both those things. Yep. Five hours of fucking day. Are you kidding me? Should try it. Yeah. Maybe you get an income coming. Although I wonder if it's one of those things where if he starts making money,

then his wife can be like, well, I'm not paying him child support anymore then. Right? Mm-hmm. So it's like, well, I'm just going to either win the lottery or just let my wife give me money. Oh, it's like Stuttering John after Leno. Yes. Yes. but there's a series of these videos

I've been watching a bunch of them they're five minutes long they're great thank you Jerry this is fucking awesome and he's just justifying his reckless behavior he's like I know everyone says I'm an asshole and everyone says I should care for my children and be a better dad but fuck you guys I'm a star you know it's just like all right

if you say so and yeah it just comes down to the fact that he's just chasing the dream this is not like I'm just chasing a random dream although I did chase a random dream last year of being a local author, which did not work. And that's part of the reason I've had to, you know, just started these two new YouTube channels.

I took nine months to try and be a local author, and I can tell you that didn't work very well. I love that local author. Yeah. Author in St. Peter's, is the name of his book? Who the fuck is reading this? What is it about?

Author in St. Petersburg. I'm writing this in St. Petersburg. That's because I'm an author. That's what people do with their authors. They write things. Guess where I live. Why would you think this would make money? Fucking insane.

Why would you think being an author, a local author would make any money? No one's buying books. And then you're going to hyper-target on top of it? Insane. Oh, he is insane. A local author. You could be a news reporter. You'd be a journalist, you know?

Right for the local news. That'd be a local something. But a local author? I only want to read books. They're written by someone in my hometown. I'm not just chasing some random dream. I did that just last year. Failed miserably.

But this time, I actually know what I'm doing. And he proves it with this math. So the math, I could be making $10,000 dollars a month easily on YouTube within the next six months to a year. And that destroys the math of accepting some job. It feels like a lower job with less commitment, like $20 an hour. Or that, you know, would, or even contrasting, I could have probably got a marketing job for anywhere from 50 to 100 plus thousand a year, but it would have totally consumed me and blocked me from doing what I actually love doing

and what I'm really good at. He's insane. Yeah. First off, I might be making $10,000 a month on YouTube. Sure. Write that one down to the spreadsheet, Jerry. We'll just assume that's going to happen the next five months. It's not.

Your videos suck. Because it's like gambling addiction logic. Right. I'll just double down until I fucking hit it. Okay. How am I supposed to pump money into a slot machine if I'm at a real job? Okay. Exactly.

How will I ever win the lottery if I'm not scratching cards all day long? He says a real job would prevent him from doing what he's actually good at. There's no evidence that he's good at anything. That was the part that was offensive. When he goes, if I went to marketing, I'd make $50,000, $100,000 a year. No. Yeah, that's got to piss you off. You're unhirable, Jerry.

You're unemployable. That's insane. They can offer you 20 bucks, take it. Yeah. Call him right now. I would love to hear his marketing ideas, though. Dude, he's so stupid. What's our marketing budget for these razors?

Is it $20 billion? Oh, no, we're not planning on making that much when we have the razors. Yeah, but we got to get the word out there. It's how this works, you idiots. All right, so you mentioned before Andy, he was a police officer. And no Christmas. or Chris mentioned. And that's going back to like 2007 through 2009 when he was a police officer.

And he explains why having a real job sucks. But I was stuck working all the time. I was stuck chasing a little bit of extra money, taking all the overtime I could. Then off duty, I was stuck in my hanging out, my friends, getting drunk, playing video games. I didn't have time to apply to grad school and get a job. Wait, wait, whoa. band up. So that's why he can't work five hours a day.

I was stuck. He can't work those five hours a day because he's like, well, I'm obviously going to spend the other 19 hours getting drunk and playing video games. My hands are tied. Being a cop sucks when you're getting reversed George Floyded by the criminals. The criminals were kneeling on my neck. I don't know if I remember this lore or not from Jerry. Do you guys know why he lost his job as a police officer?

Alcoholism? Well, you know, you would hit so. He had an affair with his sergeant. He was wasted all the time. Dude, listen to this. If you read my book, Officer Banfield, I'll tell you how I blew everything up by chasing and hooking up with the dispatcher at work,

and that liberated me from the trap. And I've never been trapped since then, since 2009. He fucked the dispatcher, and he was liberated. Best thing I ever did. And the funniest thing is, he goes, and I've never been trapped since, when I found you, you were $600,000 in debt. Jerry, that's just.

trap right there. You're indebted to organizations. You have no control over your life at that point. But he doesn't need a boss and he's got justification for that. I don't need a boss. In fact, I'll show you like this to me is my boss. This is all I need to do. This is my spreadsheet. It shows the videos I've uploaded. I just started this a few days ago. Accountability spreadsheet is his boss. It's like he's in the matrix when there's like nothing. Yeah, it's just nothing. here's my boss right here. It doesn't fucking yell at me here and tell me to get to work on time.

Yeah. Actually doesn't do shit. My wife's not nagging me. My kids aren't asking for anything. The good news is this time's different. Because this time Jerry actually has a producer. So right now you can see I'm cranking on average of seven and a half videos a day. And here's my chat GPT outline.

So I stay in focus and don't ramble so much. Every fucking idiot from Opie to Joey C. and Jerry Banfield thinks chat GPT is the answer to all their problems. I'll just ask chat GPT what I should do for content. It'll know. Frenchie Hawn is co-host. Right. It's amazing.

And then there's one more video I was checking out. And it was, it's called, if this works, my whole wife changes. I'm due. Right, yes. Blind baby. Right. So it starts out with the question,

what if this fails? What if this idea of making over $10,000 a month on YouTube doesn't pan out and you can't pay back the debt that you have? You know, what if this fails? Like, what if I end up in bankruptcy and I've got enough credit right now I can easily honor the terms of my lease

and pay the rent? But what if after the lease is over in my house, I end up, you know, being totally bankrupt, not having any money and cash flow? You know, I'm not pretending there's no downside to the approach I'm taking. But to me, I'm focused on the upside. The downside is real.

Like, I could be living in my car or, you know, asking every family member, a friend, or follower, if I can move into their house. But here's the thing. I can survive the downside. Hold on. So his plan is to mooch off of others when this doesn't work. It sounds that way. It already is.

Yeah, what a fucking asshole. I'll just move in with my brother. His brother's watching us going, no, you won't. And then he goes, or a follower. That's interesting. So Jerry thinks this is going to work out. He's going to be in contact with a random follower on YouTube, be like, might have I crash at your pad for a few months?

Let's get married. Actually, Jerry, if you want to move to Cape Coral. I actually wouldn't mind every time I go out of my house, Jerry's there shooting videos in the closet. Oh, that would be funny if you set up cameras all over the house and just let him live there just for the content. We can check in on them and see what he's masturbating again. Nuked another YouTube channel. God damn it. Jerry, get your dick away.

For Christ's sake. I got cameras all over the house. Cans of beans everywhere. So I am so excited about this because he left. He was gone. He was writing books. What are we going to do with books? Read?

I didn't know about Officer Banfield. Yeah, there's a book called Officer Banfield. Yeah. That's interesting. Although he just got drunk and played video games. I don't know how interesting that's going to be. Banged his dispatcher. Bang the dispatcher.

You thought it was the sergeant. Whatever. Not even close. Dispatcher. Well, she looked like Sergeant Slaughter. That's why I thought that. The way he even said that too, he's like, I pursued and then hooked up with,

as if he was like, just fucking bother the shit of her. Just if I'm like, fine. I'll go to dinner with you. You creep. Do you get fired for banging the dispatcher, though? I don't want to be a cop anymore. That's the point. It's kind of weird.

I got a video that came in from Kyle B. That I thought was interesting. So Kyle B sent this in. It's from the Howard Stern Show in the year 2000, March of 2000. And the stock market had not collapsed, but taking a big hit. And of course, John's the big stock guy

over at the Howard Stern show. And so Howard Caller. He calls him in and says, John, we know about this stock market stuff. And I won't play that part of it. But eventually, Gary Delabate makes his way into the studio to talk to John about this. So you're staying in the stock market. Yeah, aren't you? Howard Stern Show from the year 2000.

Yes, of course. I'm asking you, we're trying to find something to talk to you about. What is it, Baba Boohai? You stay in it for the long haul. Of course, of course. This is a downtime and then we'll go back up again. You know, it's not like this some big craft. Thank you.

All right, let's continue, Robin. Yes. And like, you know what I heard Howard just about the stock market and talk? Europe's exchange didn't crash. So then, hours should be fun. Okay. Thank you, Josh. In the meantime, I hear him on the phone all day long.

What about that stock? You said it was going to go out. What about that stock? I heard you're talking about, he talks to sell the stock broker. Right. No, when Sal calls, sometimes I ask him about stocks. Right. I know.

He's back to working the phones again, huh? No, no, no. It's not. Oh, it's Sal. You called him yesterday. The day before you called him, I know I heard you. How is that one stock going? You mean the one?

So he got wrapped up with a guy who went to prison because they were taking advantage of old ladies selling them penny stocks. And John got wrapped up in that. And that guy went on to produce Gotti and John was going to be a partner with him and producing the movie Gotti, which was a great movie. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. The way it starts is so fucking funny. All right, not the point. So you heard Howard there be like, oh, you're doing fucking stock stuff on the phones again. You're just being answering the phones here.

It's not about you mooching off our listeners and becoming friends with them and getting stock tips. That's not what this is. It's just, oh, it's sale the stockbroker. It's okay. Oh, you called him yesterday. The day before you called him. I know I heard you. How is that what stock going?

You mean the one? Yeah. You mean the call at home when you're at home? Hold on, Gary. I hope you did this because you called me. He called you back. He wasn't here. That had nothing to do with you.

The next thing I did is I heard you calling him. And what are you saying? Because he called me. He's a guest on the show sometimes. So I return his call. What's your excuse? I'm pretty sure it was because of a stock. But all right.

No, you don't know. Then you're an asshole. You don't know anything about me. So John tries to throw Gary out of the bus. So Gary goes, I heard you call him and ask him about stock advice while you're here at work. And John goes, why I heard you call him sell the stock broker too? Why are you calling him? I'm booking a fucking guest

on the show with my job I'm the producer of the Howard Sternschau and he's like I guess South of your probably if you say so yeah so Gary fucking

flips his lid right here he's like what the fuck are you rightfully so yes he's like I caught you doing that and then you're just making this up that I'm doing it he's a guest on the show

sometimes so I return his call what's your excuse no I'm pretty sure it was because of a stock but all right no you don't know then you're an asshole you don't know anything about me

so don't you dare say that I'm pulling about I don't even deal with Sal about stocks. You've never talking to Sal about stuff. I call Sal back. I'm sorry, you've never spoken to Sal about stocks, ever. Don't go fishing. I talk to Sal because sometimes he's a guest on the show.

He'll call me and say, hey, I got a stock for you. I don't even invest in it, man. If anything comes to you. You never invest in it. Smart. Sell a stock broker, as we learn when he becomes a full-time cast member is a retard. Everyone thought he was kind of smart. He's a guy, it's a stock broker.

You know, he's got a real job. Oof. I would not talk to that guy about stocks. Guests on the show. He'll call me and say, hey, I got a stock for you. I don't even invest in it, man. If anything comes in a stock that came from you, I don't talk to Sal about stocks. Don't try to sit here and point in the wrong direction.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you pointed the finger. Yeah, because you know what you're on the phone too? God damn much to do it things you shouldn't be doing. You talked about Salaswell. You talk about Salaswell. What is he doing? You talk about Salas well. Who is he talking to?

You talk to Salas well. This guy, that guy, everything but what he's supposed to do before he does his goddamn show. Yeah, do me a favorite. Stick to the show. You know, you want to talk that fight. Come on. Gary, you talk to Sal about stocks. You've never talked to Sal about stocks.

I don't call Sal about stocks. You know, this is a lie. It's not a lie. All right. It's not a lie. What about you? Forget about him. I'm asking about you.

You're obsessed with Sal on the gun. Yeah, see, thank you, Howard. John's immediately just throwing someone else under the bus so it makes it okay for him to call sale about stocks. I say, well, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what we're saying. Well, if Gary's doing it, then yes, yes, please use company time for your own personal business.

I didn't realize Gary was doing it also. That makes it totally okay. So it's like, well, no, John, that's not what we're getting at here. We're not trying to figure out what Gary's up to. We're asking you why you're calling sale on company time and asking him about stocks. Not a lot. All right. It's not a lie. What about you?

Forget about him. You're asking about you. You're obsessed with Sal on the goddamn stocks. No, I'm not. He called me. He called me. John, you called him yesterday. I heard you call him up.

And the first words that he mouth is, what's going on that stock? Gary, you don't really know why I called Sal? I don't. You don't know why I talk about it. So I don't want to blow it now. But it wasn't about that. So F you. So because you totally won't.

No, you brought it up. I didn't bring this up. You did, Gary. And you can attack you. And you attacked me. You accuse me. You accuse me of something that's just not true. Oh, first blood.

Drew first blood. Gary, come on. You know better than to do that with John Melendez. It's very upset when you draw first blood. You accuse me of something that's just not true. You attack me first. So you're the difference here. Gary's like, you said something that's completely false to my boss.

just now on the radio show that I do something I don't do. You just made it up. And just guessing that that's what I was up to. And John's answer is, you attacked me first. You said I was doing something wrong. Yeah, because you were. That's why I brought it up. You fucking asshole.

You wonder why John, and we do the living in the past series on Patreon. And one of the guys that gets brought up on every episode is Gary Delabate. Yeah. Because John worked for Gary. And Gary didn't put up with his bullshit. And he called him out on it. And John does not like that. He does not want to be called out on his bullshit because he's perfect.

It's like, well, yeah, of course I'm calling Sale the Stockbroker about stuff. I'm stuttering John Melendez. You're lucky I'm even here. Fucking big celebrity working and working the phones. Excuse me in something that's not true. No, you. Stutter face. No, you attacked me about calling Sal.

I was calling Sal for a different reason. So you were wrong. Should have said I was calling South for a different time. Yeah, but I don't want to because there's a certain reason. This is going to blow everything. We're working on something. And, my problem with you is not what was going on a day ago on one phone call. General, it's in general.

You should talk to me in private. Come on, there's no private. No, no, the point is, I mean, you attack me about something. When he talks to you in private, when he talks to you in private, you don't listen. That's not true. That is true. So not true. I bet that's true.

Based on everything I know about John working at the Howard Stern show. half an hour bathroom breaks and leaving early. I have a feeling that he doesn't listen to Gary Delabate, doesn't give a shit. You attack me. I attack you back. Let's stop this right now. Let's stop this right now. And listen to me carefully.

See, you attack me as now it's turned into trashing me. You know, it's the same thing. We're getting there. Everything's equal, you know? Gary goes, no, you did this thing. And you do this thing all the time. We were using company time for your own personal whatever. And John goes, oh, yeah.

you do that too asshole I don't yeah but you called me out on it right you called me out that I called you out what's the difference yeah what we're talking about speaking of equal he thinks he's on power with everybody in their room he does and Gary's gonna bring that off at a moment okay

which I really appreciated forget about him no he's he's I don't care listen to me do you remember that you work for me or did that thought just fall out of your second head well then thank you Gary I'm your fucking boss

asshole I'm allowed to tell you what to do while you're at work you idiot Gary first of all if I worked for you you came in here John and he's like me and you aren't equals it's a sad state of affairs I apologize but we're not equal Gary I didn't start this fight John look at me it's not about the fight

asshole holy shit you can't get through to this guy yeah I know that Howard's enjoying this yeah yes but I do love when he dresses John down I just like that we're not I'm sorry to have to tell you this, man, but I'm the boss. It's a sad state of affairs. We brought you out because you're a mumbling idiot.

We brought you out as an intern. We didn't think you'd stick around this long. We paid you nothing to give you the hint. Yeah, well, it was a great senior for the last year. Here, I hope we got some credits at NYU. Good luck. Hey, you did. John.

What? You absolutely started. No, I didn't. I didn't mention you in any way with stocks. You did. The problem is you're busy on the phone. coming in you're busy on Jesus, everything's

everyone else's fault. I don't even want to come into the studio. Yeah, John hates the studio. I didn't want to get called out for being bad at my job. Yeah. And the boss is talking to you. Shut the fuck up.

He's the worst, isn't he? Yes. Phone with the stock market. I am telling you to stop. I was working with Southside. I'm John with you now. Goodbye. Howard.

It's something for the show. That would have been very funny. Don't get the last word. Wait, in your head. All right. I'm going to turn up. He's thinking you're missing the point. You're missing the point.

the point again. Forget about that conversation. All right, if you're talking about. Even if you think you're right, just go, you know what, Howard, I'm going to get out. I'm going to get out. I'm going to leave. John, in general, yeah, I understand. Stick to your job. Don't talk on the phones about stocks. This is not the stock market. This is a radio show. You know what? And don't bother me with this crap off the air. We're going to

go in the office. I'm not going to go to your desk. Do you now? I'm not going to go to my desk. I'm not going to bother with you. All right. Go do your job. I didn't come in here last and out call people assholes, Gary. Nor do I come in here calling someone. stupid. Oh, now he's a fucking cry-bullying victim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here. You called me stupid. That was

pretty mean. I didn't do that to you. Shut up. Thinskin, bitch. Yeah. He remembers every compliment. Yeah. He remembers every. He sure does. That was, I didn't say. You called me plunged your face, you jerk.

You called me to plunge your face. You shirk. See, this is the problem with Gary. It's hard not to do this with John. Like, you immediately get on his level. Right. Now he's got you. Oh, yeah.

Well, you called me shrimp face. When did I do that? You're right. If I did, it's because you deserve it. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Oh, I should go enjoy that. I mean, asshole is a stronger word than plunger pus.

No, no. John. Assholes a stronger word than plunger pose. Do the math. Survey says. To the math. The, uh, oh, fuck. I really.

forgot what he's saying was. What kind of data does he look at? Objective. Objective data. Let's go back to the tape and say, who called who first. You called me plunger per. No, no, he's first. I think you called me asshole first. But why don't we go and check that out? Why don't we go ahead and take it?

Go check it. Guys, I've got to get done. I have an appointment. I have an appointment. Who do the video team? All right. And you know, the show is done. I'm now into the, what's that girl's name who does this?

Julie Cypher show. Plung your boss has to go back to his dad. Later. Later. slay the show is on now let her have a shot i've had a lot i came in because you guys asked me to come i asked you for quick question yeah i'm gonna now have the last word not you don't talk about the stock market last word in arm i dare you goodbye leave now leave take care of her can't do it only to make gary happy all right goodbye can you imagine trying to keep him under control

no there is because everybody here's a star we have no we have no regular workers everybody becomes a Celebrity. I hope Gandy's running... Busy with personal appearances. Yes. Howard said it up perfectly right there. The reason why John gives no respect to anyone, even his own boss, he's just like, because I'm fucking starring John Melendez.

You need me more than I need you. And I think he really thought that. And he was mistaken, it turns out. Gary Babcock, I hate all of you. I can't unsee bits and pieces. Lollett is haunting me. all. Bits and pieces. Pets and pieces.

So I was watching my sister breastfeed for a couple bucks. Bits and pieces. Bits and pieces. J. K. Hedchunk, this is what he tells child support enforcement. Oh yeah, Jerry Banfield. He's like, well, listen, I'm, you know,

I'm going to make $10,000 a month soon because I could. Got a lot of irons in the fire. You want in on it? I have six channels over. here. So I did seven and a half shows today. Seven and a half shows.

These videos are amazing. It's just videos about how he's being a lazy piece of shit. Fuck up. I like it. Whatever. I shouldn't be downed out of him on that. I actually like his content right now. He's energetic about it.

There's been times I've been really bored with Jerry Banfield. And it comes up. And Andy, you're one of the people who has helped keep Jerry Banfield alive on the show. You're a big fan. You're a big fan. I like, there are times. I'm just like, I just can't get into what he's doing now. It's so boring.

The music was rough. I mean, it was comedically bad, but it's hard to listen to. Yeah. Yeah. But this new thing where he's borrowing money again and he's telling us how to be a big E-star. I love it. I'm all for it. I was checking in on FU Friday.

So the Opster on FU Friday has both Tony P. and Ron Money Babes. I can't even say it. Don't do it. Ron Berman, Ron the waiter, not going along with Opie's horrible new nickname for that character. And, you know, he has to do his welcome to the podcast and then explain who the characters are on his show. In case you didn't know. Oh, hey, hey, hey, Paula.

We're live, everybody. Good morning. Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast. These are my pals Ron Dawaiter, also known as Ronnie B. and we got the everyday man just going to work i'm just going to work trying to pay the bills man pay the fucking toll i'm just i'm just going to work i'm just going to work that's all i'm trying to fucking do man i'm blue collar tony i'm making my instagram reels as they go to work because look how easy it is to bitch about the world right oh that's rich oh he's calling out someone

for making shitty social media videos bitching about the world oh what do you do make Instagram reels while you're on the train to your job? Yeah, I guess I did do that. I'll have something to say about that. I got it stuck in my head the other day, just the good old days of the sitting in his car waiting to move it from one side of this, remove it for the cleaning. So stressful. You'd always be looking at his rear view.

Is it coming? Is it coming? The I'm coming out song. It was reliving that. That was great. And now he's making fun of somebody else for doing the same thing. Well, it's weird because, you know, you know, You know, Adam presented this, this past episode where he's going,

Opie's trying to relate to Tony P and be like a working class guy, but he can't. No. He can't figure out that he's the rich asshole. And he's like, all these people who live around me are rich assholes. And the more money they have, the bigger asshole they are. And it was like, you're the rich asshole in this scenario. I do not recognize that. So, you know, now he's just like making fun of Tony P. to his face.

Oh, look at this. Working class. Tony P., blue collar guy. He's like, yeah, he's like a custodian in some buildings. somewhere. I don't know if that's really the angle you want to take. Maybe go back to the like, hey, I think this guy's really funny. You know, Anthony Coom is a tin knocker.

I don't hear people introducing him as blue-collar Anthony. So let's start with the FUs and something big is happening on this show. I can't wait to talk about. Thanks, everybody. It's FU Friday. It's Super Chat Friday. It's Help Save Opies Rotting Tooth Friday. There's your QR code if you want to help.

save my fucking tooth. It's going to cost about $2,000 to save my tooth. And yesterday we brought in $120. So I'm knocking down that $2,000 quickly, quickly. Holy shit. Opie has a QR code now, plastered on the screen. And he says, I need money to save my rotting tooth. It's $2,000.

So I go to this link. and this is like a GoFundMe, but powered by PayPal. And it says, Opie Radio Tip Jar, save Opie's rotting tooth fund. And then you just tip them out. PayPal, Venmo, debit, or credit card. It's all there for you. I said this to Anthony this morning. I was like, have you seen this?

It's like, how fucking broke is this guy? How fucking broke? He's doing a show with a guy's a janitor in a building, another guy who's a waiter. Who's eating a block of cheese. Well, we're going to do that. Trust me. onto Rod's new bits. So he's on the show now with these two guys who are just working class jerks in their 50s,

whatever. And Opie's sitting there in his house in the Hamptons. I got to go back to Manhattan tonight, you know, be on the Upper West Side. It's a real grind. Yeah. This fucking guy. And he's sitting there trying to raise $2,000 for dental work. And we're supposed to give it to him.

Yeah. This is feeding into the theory that his wife's not around. Because does she have a job? No. Supposedly? No. She never had a job. So nobody has health insurance.

So he would have to pay for this all out of pocket. And now he wants us to pay for it, even though he has multiple homes. Dude, we made fun of them last year when his AC didn't work in his beach house. And the saltwater air destroyed everything in the house because he had to keep the windows open. It's like, yeah, you probably should have invested in a new fucking AC unit. So that doesn't happen. Fucking idiot. And I'm like, how poor is this guy?

It turns out very fucking poor. You have to unload one of these properties, Hopi. You got to free up some cash, man. How do you not have some version of health insurance with dental coverage? Like, even for your kids' sake. I think you're focusing on the wrong thing. I'm not, really, because it's... I don't have dental coverage.

I know shocker, everybody. You know what's on that one coming. But I don't have a real job. I don't know if you know this, Andy. Stay tuned for Charles Dental's... QR code. YouTube doesn't provide that, unfortunately for me.

But anyway, the point is this fucking guy is trying to grift $2,000 for whatever work that he needs done and he lives in these really nice places. Why doesn't he unload one of them? And he's

brought up that he has a place down in Philly too. If he has three places and no cash in the bank at all and he has to ask his tiny audience. I mean, this is not a big audience we're talking about. He has his tiny audience for $2,000. He's bitching he only got $120. I guess if that's your brand and like,

this is how I make money asking other people for theirs. That's never been what you do. That's never been Opie's brand. He celebrates what few superchats he gets. He loves it. Why does he think a QR code is going to work? Right. Is he watching Shully and being like,

this is the way to make money? Just tell people to donate to a thing you're doing. Oh, we sue someone. You want to make money. Sue Suttering John for something. I'll throw a few bucks at that. So, yeah, Ron's new thing, as you guys notice, because it's impossible not to notice,

is he likes to be eating some ridiculous food as soon as the show starts. So sometimes it's like a matzah cracker. Sometimes it's always something obnoxious, you know? And so this, this catches on very quickly. Bro, why are you eating a big huge chunk of cheese, bro? Six o'clock in the morning, you're chewing a big chunk of cheese.

Look at them. Oh, my God. You just got a brick of cheese. What kind of cheese is that? It's Vermont, chop cheddar. The way there's a rat. Good stuff, Ron. Someone's out of ideas.

Did CHAPT tell you to eat a big block of cheddar? I was watching, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. you. Charlie Kelly gave me an idea. Dude, what is this thing where this is Ron's gimmick now? He's just eating food at the start the show. The problem is that these two idiots, Opie, they're like, ha ha! Look at that.

Look at this guy. If Opie is the leader, and that's questionable. Right. Annoying is funny. Yeah. I mean, right. So that's what Ron's picking up on. Good point.

And I would shut this shit down immediately, which is why Andy doesn't have cheese in his hand right now. He knows better. It's over here, but I was allowed to open it. Hold on, guys. There's more hilarious food where that came from. Don't you worry. And pretzel nuggets. What do you got?

What? Little pretzel nuggets. That is a woman in your life, bro. You eat. Look how. I brought a snack to the show. Wow, bro. Look how sad that looks at a Tupperware.

You got a giant brick of cheddar cheese. dry pretzels. What? Then we're on some money for a plate. No, no, no. It's a $2,000 to Opie. Forget about it. What is this bit where they're cracking up laughing?

Because he's got snacks? Hey, look at me with my snacks over here. Whoa! Wild, Rod. Crazy shit. I mean, like a face-off on who's a bigger loser. And what's crazy is that, you know, Opie is, his show is produced by his AI.

phone front who was gone for a minute and he got her back yeah thank God has he told AI that Ron's doing a bit that sucks and how to handle that? I know. Is he like that? That does sound hilarious

and Tony calls him out for what time a day he's eating it. It's like don't eat it on the show you asshole. It's fright. It isn't breakfast food I'll give him that. It's no. So then Ron shows off he's got a new box of Girl Scout cookies and he shows that off to Opie

and OPEE goes off on Girl Scout cookies. There's a few things in here that I'm going to nitpick because it deserves to be nitpicked. By the way, that new Girl Scout cookie, this is what I'm going to do. Unfortunately, I'm going to have a few of those boxes in my house because, you know, I'm on that level where I have to buy Girl Scout cookies from nephews

and nieces all over the place. Nuffeuse? Big Girl Scout cookies from nephews? It's 2026. I hear you. All right. So I buy my... I told you I'm your dees.

Okay. Stop 10 dating me. So I buy my... I buy my boxes of Girl Scout cookies and then I throw them in the garbage. Because you can't tell a little girl that you don't want any cookies from her from her Girl Scouts. Those cookies suck. That's my first nephew. Girl Scout cookies are insanely overrated.

Even your chocolate mint ones taste like wax. Yeah, the chocolate mint are legit. Boom, hot take. Good stuff, Opie. So he goes, I buy the Girl Scout cookies because my nephew insists and I do. And I throw them out immediately. More proof the family is gone. You have kids.

You don't think they would want a thin mint? What the fuck is that all about? You know, Obie's quit sugar, as he's talked about. recently. He's on this kick. Not on his birthday. He has to eat cake on his birthday. Extra icing, please.

But outside of his birthday weekend, he doesn't eat sugar. So he buys cookies and throws them out. He's making this off. I know he's making this off. You can buy them and if you don't want them, you can send them to the troops overseas.

Again, you're focusing on the wrong thing. Take them and throw them in the garbage to be a dick. You have options is what you're saying. Trump's so precise. That's the thing that they do. They have the workaround for this. For dickheads like this. Do you know many homeless people there are in New York City?

We shouldn't have the troops overseas? I'm just telling you what they fucking do. Just hand of the people on the street? People are throwing them out. They're throwing them cookies too, and I don't just throw them in the garbage because I'm an asshole. You're good, man. You're great.

All right, so the conversation gets real boring between Opie and Ron. I know, shocker. As they talk about how, you know, like both parents work these days. and no one's home when the kids get home from school. It's been going up for a while. All right. So what I love is that Tony P's just checked out and just so bored. The trend of the traditional housewife was going away.

Yeah. I think like in the 80s. Yeah. And then the term latchkey kid became a phenomenon where kids were walking home alone, going into. to an empty house alone. Yeah. Yeah, then it just became the norm.

All right. Tony's got his goop. That means he's bored with our conversation. I don't blame him. I don't blame him. Tony just starts playing with some fucking goop he's got, some Nintendo slyer or whatever. Why did Opie start singing Monomena?

I think it because you go home and watch Sesame Street when your parents aren't home. I don't know, actually. That was the connection I made in my head, but it's kind of weird. so I don't know if you're just listening to this these two are talking about who knows what and Tony P is like pretending he's eating this goopy thing he's like hovering it over his head so he's like I guess we're a boring Tony P

so Opie goes all right let's get into the main show it's FU Friday O'P he's going to start with his first FU of the day and I have to tell you this blows up in his face so fantastically I really enjoyed how Ron handled all of this Anyway, I can start with a quick one. Yeah, go.

I'm out here doing some spring cleaning, getting ready for the summer. And I'm the scourge of the village. You know, this is kind of a hoity-toity area. And I decided to, what's the next size up from king size? California king. All right, it's a California king. So I got a really old California King bed that I was able to get out of this house by myself, by the way. All right.

So we're getting into the meat of the show. Yes, this is the important part of it. I mean, this is why he's like, it's Happy Friday, Super Jeff Friday. So anyway, I'm getting rid of a mattress. So he explains he lives in the Hamptons. And so he's dragging this mattress out of his home. And there's rich people all around him. ultra rich.

Yeah. Uber wealthy people. He described on the last episode we watched that there's helicopters. Yes. Flying the rich people back and forth between Manhattan and their beach house. And nobody just thinks like, well, I'm going to throw my mattress out on the curb and someone will snatch that right up. But first, Ron, for whatever reason, I mean, we know what the story is, right?

You guys heard what he said. His neighbors don't like him. He had to get rid of a mattress. Like, you could already draw the conclusion, right? So Ron thinks they're like, okay, this story's over. And he starts showing Opie notes. But I'm the scourge of the village. All right, Ron, are you bored with my story?

No. And only had 30 seconds left. No, I'm not bored. I need an attention. Here's my notes. When can I get to my notes? I was no. So Opie's so pissed off.

And rightfully so. Yeah. I don't know what Ron's doing right there. He showed his scribbles up on the screen and opens in the of telling a stupid F-U thing? They all suck, but Opie was totally right. Yes, like, what do you do?

Ron's a fidgety asshole. Right, first it was Tony P playing with his fucking Play-Doh, and now it's Ron showing him his chicken scratch. And so Opie's like explaining, like, dude, do you not realize that I was in the middle of like telling a story

just now? Eric Marino. I was in the middle of my rap where Tony was... No, at the end of your rap. And me being the scourge of the village, you're like, You know what?

I got to remind him that. We got Eric Marino coming on, too. It was at the end of your rant. I'm still ranting. Oh, are you? Oh, Tony knows. Be more like Tony. Yeah, so constantly, whenever he's mad at Ron,

he's like, why can't you be more like Tony? He always pissed those two against each other. And so Ron didn't realize it was in the middle of his really cool rant. Las California King mattress. So Oprah decides he's going to tell us. the exciting conclusion because obviously Tony's interested in at least. You got a short attention span, don't you, Ronnie Babes? But anyway, the point is, Tony was enjoying it.

Me wrestling with the California King getting it to the curb, right? Tony was enjoying it is such a hilarious thing to say. It's like when Hughes, he's like, ah, Lemmy's laughing her ass off with that joke. It's like, he has to tell us who's enjoying it. Maybe you don't find it interesting, but Tony's riveted by this story. Is he? All right. Ron's way of saying,

fuck you as he gets the cheese back out. He pushed the cheese back in his mouth. I'll do my bit. Okay. It was, and it was two California Kings and a box spring because we piled the old California king on top of another California king

when we got, you know, newer beds. How high do you want to get? So I got there. Well, no, it was just,

it was just to put the other California king somewhere for now. how it is and I got it out to the street and this is the this is the the wrap up Ron on the scourge of the village because I put it on the curb thinking oh my god someone will take this immediately it's still there and the people are

pissed dude no one fucking takes mattresses yeah we all saw where that story was going nobody's like you didn't let me get to the end of the story I left down the curb in this rich neighborhood and it's still there and people are annoyed by that

Is Ron being ironic about not taking a mattress? It is kind of funny, isn't it? But he's right. You can leave a lot of furniture outside. In the Hamptons. A lot of appliances. People will take it. A mattress is a different story.

And Ron's got some canalage on this, and so does Tony P. It takes mattress. And by the way, did you put it in plastic? No. That's the law. It's the law. What do you mean? You have to cover your...

You have to put it in a fucking plastic bag. Tony, help me out here. Is that true? Yeah, you're supposed to. I mean, at least in New York City, you're supposed to put it in a plastic bag. No, it's the law. You have to cover it in plastic. Because they want to make sure that there's no bugs or no nothing like that.

And sanitation actually won't take it because they don't want to get the bugs on their clothes and bring the bugs home. Oh, the fuck has a bag that big for a Q440. They have them, bro. They have bags for this reason. You're expected to have it in the basements. Go grab a bag big enough for this. mattress, will you? Someone of the chat points out,

California kings are for tall people. Why does Opie have a California king? Is it just because it's like bigger? So he's like, ah, that's what I deserve. I'm a big shot over here. His wife wanted it so she could be as far away from it as possible. That makes sense. And he doesn't need it anymore because she's gone.

Maybe doggy takes up a lot of the foot space. But so they explain like, yeah, you can't just put your mattress out in the front. It's a health hazard with that. And they both agree. you gotta put that shit in plastic. Meanwhile, Opie started this story but be like, can you believe my fucking neighbors? What snobs?

I don't know if I was to take my mattress. They're like, dude, that's fucked up. You can't do that. Why would you do that? Even in New York City, no one does that. And Opie's like not picking up on this or understanding what they're saying. It's waiting there for somebody.

No one's taking you. No one's taking a fucking mattress on the street. Why not? Because it's disgusting. No one would ever, I've never seen anyone ever do that. What world are you living in? We just explained why you wouldn't do that. No one wants to sleep on a stranger's mattress and breathe it into their home.

It's fucking gross. Why would you do that? And Opie's like, ah, you guys aren't listening. I guess. You should listen when Ron is telling you that anything is disgusting. Right. Yes. He wouldn't know.

He's the barometer of disgusting. Opie, because he's so devoid of. content, understanding what's funny, pulls up a free chat and laughs hysterically and something that's not funny at all. Listen, McPuffin's got a great comment. Tony P. looks like he was the runner-up for male performer of the year at the 1983

Softcore Porn Awards. McPuffin wants it. Is that McPuffin? Because his shirt's open, guys. You can see it's just. So it's the 1983 Softcore Porn Awards. So Tony decides to button up his shirt

and has a brilliant idea that Opie fucking loves. He's all four of this. He's going to have to pay to see this chest. $20. I want a $20 super chat. And I show my chest. Every $5 super chat we get today, you know something?

I fucking take a button off. How about that? I love it. All right, $5 a button. You start with one open. No, no, go all the way up. I can't breathe up there, bro. I don't think I can breathe up here.

All the way up. All the way up. Hope he's like, we've got to maximize this opportunity. Yeah. I need more buttons. Can you have wife coming and sew a few more buttons on there? He started laughing and clapping like a child.

I love that. The guy goes, we get like, you know, 15 bucks over here. Somebody's like, I hope he's like, yes.

What the fuck? And the premise of this is ridiculous. Give him money so he shows us his chest. Who's he thinks watching this? This is Aaron Nimholt level. Yes. Yeah. Opie's gotten to that point.

He's grifting now with the dental tooth fund thing. And then now he's talking about like, ah, and I'll eat a whopper. It's like DSP shit. Make my disabled friends do stunts for money. All right. Let's get back to Opie's mattress because Opie's got more in store for this story. Look at that. listen so no the important thing about the mattress yeah it's still sitting out there and it got a little

damp last night so now it's a damp california king no oh gee no one's gonna take oh i would or someone's gonna take it when it was nice and sunny yesterday when i was wrestling with the thing to get it on the curb that someone would have grabbed it immediately but here's my point these these a holes out here we have to pay for garbage uh to you know for them to pick up our garbage and if you happen to have let's say out here a lot of people have rusted grills they rust out quick hey you call them because you can't you can't leave it with regular garbage so you got to call them hey i got a rusty grill could you guys come and you know pick it up they're like that's two hundred dollars so just imagine what they're going to charge me to get rid of an old old california king giant

bed well no it's probably no that may not be the issue the issue you you may get fine Ryan is like you've committed a crime my friend Yeah I guess I'll be doing the next podcast When you're in your prison cell How fucking poor is Opie He's bitching to his two working class friends About the fact that he has to pay extra money When he wants to replace his grill

It's rusty from the saltwater air Also if I'm hearing this correctly No one is going to pick it up And he is going to have to pay one way or another or bring it back into his house. Yes. The fact that they got rained on overnight. What a fucking asshole.

He thought someone was just going to pull up immediately. With a giant car. Right. Yeah, how many pickup trucks do you think there are? Not too much. You know, with my toolbox back there. A helicopter would take it away. Mercy flight.

So, Opie is so broke. The fact that you're not so broke. he's complaining to his friend to make, well, I shouldn't say they make a lot of money. They make more money than him now. You're right. Over the course of the careers, Opie made a lot more money.

And he's going, can you imagine they charge 200 bucks? These guys both live in Astoria. Like, yeah, things cost fucking money, man. Things cost 200 bucks all the time. What the fuck are we talking about? What is this woe's me thing

that Opie's got going on? It's really sad. And then Opie makes fun of Kia owners? I don't have a pickup truck. Do I look like I have a pickup truck? I have a Kia. I have a face that it looks like I drive a Kia.

Man, I do drive a Kia. Nothing wrong with the Kia people. I'm sorry. Oh, hilarious. Oh, they're kind of losing the drives of Kia. I got a Kia. They're awesome. That's a great choice.

Sorry, Tony. You're my favorite. Whoops. So what do you drive, Ron? That sucks. I have a drive a Lamborghini. Those are terrible. So Tony tells the thing because of this brilliant idea,

five bucks for each button on his shirt. We can see it's just. And I swear to God, not 90 seconds goes by. And OPS to remind the viewers of this. All right. If you're just joining us, Tony's buttoned all the way up to his Adam's app. and he's choking. The bit today is every $5, Tony will unbutton a button, okay?

Does anybody want to see Tony with his shirt off is the real issue? Opie has to remind people, hey, if you're just joining us, what, what, four people hopped on since then, two? Just joining us, you know, you can throw money at me. I just changed the dial to your station. Right. Yeah, we know. We know we can throw money at you, Opie. We get it.

So then Ron gets bored and decide to go back to his cheesebats. And they want me to take it off. Ron's got a brick of cheddar cheese. We should leave them like that every day. We should supply cheese to them every day. That's it. Ron. How are these older adult men thinking this is a show?

Oh, I bought my shirt. This is cheese. Bits and pieces, man. Yeah, right. It's fucking Artie Fletcher Gallagher-Gallinger level. Shit. Cheese and buttons. Yeah.

Bob Fletcher actually Well, no, not Bob Fletcher. What's the guy's dance? Bob Nelson would be a good fit on the show. It's just making goofy faces and putting out of the hands. It pretty much is what fucking Ron's doing at this point. So you saw that Ron was trying to remind Opie they have a guest on the show today. And of course, Opie spends a long time getting to him.

He's got a big time, the guy. And then listen to this introduction of their guests. It's brilliant. That was his bio. We don't, we don't care. With that, I'd say, good morning. Eric Marino. He's joining us as well.

A very... How do I... How do I... How do I intro Eric Marino? Worked on the Ellen DeGeneres show when she came out of the closet. A very funny comedy writer. Hasn't done much in the last 25 years,

but he was something back of the... No, I was. I was really something. Right when I had a career and there was over. Good stuff, O'Pee. Can you really? late. Jesus Christ.

Opie's trying to like pretend that he's joking around. He's like, yeah, no, I don't work anymore. So thanks. Thanks for reminding me. I've been working since Ellen DeGeneres came out as gay. There are kids getting wasted at a bar right now

who are bored after that. That's a long time ago that we're talking about. But anyway, that's the Opie F.U. Friday. We'll keep an eye on whatever snack Ron is enjoying on the next episode of opi stream. Andy, I appreciate you coming over to the house today.

Yeah. Doing the show with us. Brilliant package you put together for Fierce Faddy. And if you want more of Trucker Andy, they should go to all apologies. Yeah, all apologies on YouTube. I'm doing an episode tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. live with Nellie. And then this Monday at 7.30, another poker game, all in on the dabalverse. So please go subscribe there.

Do you know what you're talking about with Nellie tomorrow yet? Oh, no, no, no. We almost went and saw Chris Catan. Oh, right. Vinny and I almost went to Syracuse for that. I think I'm going to look into what he's up to. But then we were trying to dig into some of Davilverse-centric stuff. I saw J-Mo and Husey swinging on each other on X.

I saw Dr. Chow on with Gino. That seemed. I saw that too. A disaster. So now I got brought up. Yeah. So probably. They're still talking about content hotel or some shit.

Like, what are they fucking talking about that? So, all right, excellent. Well, we'll check in on that. Go subscribe over with the All Apologies Podcasts YouTube channel. Thank you. And he's up over a thousand subscribers now. Very exciting. Thank you, everyone.

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During the Pits and Pieces segment, I swear I felt my soul longing to leave my body. And life is a fetch quest plays us out with, take as long as you need, Melendez. We've got a new guy. People loving Artie Fletcher. and yeah I know Mike Morris works with him quite a bit too so maybe we'll get Mike Morris on a segment

to weigh in on the Ardy Fletcher stuff because Vinnie's been telling me about Ardy Fletcher for years and it's amusing he's shown me that compilation they put together of all of Artie's one-liners don't make any sense at all and I've enjoyed scrolling through that a little bit but to actually see

what a pathological liar this guy is and he hears his roommate talk about like I just stopped talking to him because it's just everything he says is just bullshit it's wild all right we got some voicemails of course the voicemail segment is brought to us by Gary in San Diego it's a bunch of crap swing in a mix rock and rolla hey douchebag please bring back WATS I can't stand dabbled verse live it is just a rerun of every fucking show you've done it's unbearable to listen to and I really, really, really miss what's going on with people like John Sarasani and Bailin Dupree. All right, I'll tell you what's going on. John Sarasani is killing it at the casino. It's got stacks and stacks and chips.

It's crushing it. And Bailey got married. And Bailey got married and fat. So I lost interest. I swear to that her trust used to be way more creative. You know, it's just not as funny anymore either. He's never putting ranch down. Especially woke dad.

and all the rerun shit. WokeDad is gone. We chase WokD out the internet. I'd love to check it on WokDat. I'd dedicate a show to it if I could. It'd be better to, like, I'm literally re-listening to WACS episodes because Davelverse Live is such a piece of fucking garbage.

Get rid of it. Go back. Come on, let's go. Start rocking now. Well, unfortunately, Devil Ver's Isleseves three times the listeners as WATS. I love WATS, but, uh, yeah. Good day, Carl.

This is your third string speech therapist. This one you really haven't trouble with lately. Not bowl washing. It's dick riding. Having a dick up your ass is worse than washing someone's bowls with your hands. I know Drew Lane's all about it. You are a Drew Lane dick rider. It's dick riding.

Not washing, dick riding. I like that the speech therapist use it in a sentence. That was helpful. Thank you. But it does depend on who's doing the writing. You're confusing me. Can we talk about this after the show? You can show him later.

Yeah, yeah. Now you try. Yeah. Hey, Carl, Theo, John, here. What is an African warlords commercial jingle sound like? Chittsford? Fuck. I think he tries again.

Let's see. Hey, Carl, what's an African warlords? commercial jingle sound like, Clits for Jesus, Clit for Jesus. I'll call me back, bitch. Okay, I won't.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we can't just let that go. Clits for Jesus? Is that what you're saying? That's what I heard, but instead of bits and pieces reference? Maybe? That's a stretch. E for effort. Oh, shit. Hey, Carl.

Steve and Sulfur. This fucking latest episode is like bringing back painful memories. When I was like eight or nine years old, I thought Bob Nelson was the funniest motherfucking thing that I had ever seen. That motherfucker juggled scarves on HBO, and I went to school and told every goddamn body about it. Holy fuck, what happened to that dude? whew.

Pringe, 35 years in the making. I'll call me back. I also have fond memories of that guy for some reason, but again, I think it's because we were like eight. Yeah, that's like for kids. It's like in Kiss. It's for children. You just compare Bob Nelson to the band Kiss?

Yes. I'm with Andy on this. Wow. It's fun for five minutes. Wow. Hey, Carl. just calling in to apologize for not leaving a voicemail messages last week. I'm not going to make excuses, just calling to apologize, and so people won't worry.

Thank you. Remembering forward that one to you, Andy? Yes, thank you. The apology voicemail. A new show that I'm doing, spit off to that What Works Live? People just calling to apologize to me. You're talking about steel toe playing the Erica song, and you're acting like you don't know what that is. He was putting white power hour on, and you were goose stepping around that paneled

basement, you German Nazi fuck. I turned my camera off. How'd you know? Bits and pieces, bits and pieces. When Obie had crusted tuna,

he was talking about his wife. Oh, bits and pieces. You know, I've been working all day and all I've been hearing in my head is bit and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces.

Fuck you, Carl. Fuck you. Now, fuck me and Paulino. Because, if you guys remember, I was ready to abandon the rest of that segment. I do. Because we'd been going along with Chuck. And I was like, ah, we got a bunch of more clips on here. Should we say that for another day?

And he's like, no. No. And then he lied to you and said it was going to be quick. No, but he was right, though. We did have to watch that. No, that was great. It was very funny. He insisted that.

Props to be included. Props to Vinny for that. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces. Carl's close his last name with a K. What's the K stand for? Queer. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces. At a bush, has an age in his last name.

What's that age stand for? Homo queer? Bits and pieces. Bidst and pieces. Producer Chris, you're pretty cool. Keep it up. Bits and pieces. Bits and pieces.

Yum. All right. Well, bits and pieces are really catching on. Big hit. It's becoming a big segment of the show. We'll probably just start doing 45 minute long bits and pieces segments. Come with one-liners guys next time. You show up.

Done. And we'll have a wide-angle camera so we can dance around with each other. They didn't have one-liners. That was wild. I made an adventure. Oh, yeah, what is it? They're supposed to say that you have an invention. Don't interrupt.

They started arguing I was so fucking funny I gotta go bye I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go

I gotta go Okay bye Yeah instead of one liars They had no liners Man that was a good episode

I was a good episode I enjoyed that All right Ready to roll the credits Yep All right, guys. Bye. Until next time.

Bye. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Yes. Thank you for tuning in.

Bye. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, bye. Carly's got a crushy poo. And only but a goodie.