Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep732 - The Quartering, MLC v Busch, StutJo, Opie, Andrew Santino

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

Jeremy Hambly, host of the Quartering, has completely lost control of his show and his life. He's falling into every LOLcow trap. He's lettering chat dictate his content, he's combative, and arguing with individuals who are trolling him. This is not going to end well. Whitney Cummings truly believes that she knows what she’s talking about. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss Andrew Santino’s show, Whisky Ginger, when he had a handicapable comedian on, Fiona Cauley, and we can’t tell which person sucks more. Kevin Brennan called out Adam Busch who just tried to pay the guy a compliment when Adam was cast as Kevin’s brother on his defunct HBO sitcom. Adam responds to KB’s nonsense. Stuttering John booked Kirk Fox on Stephanie Miller’s show and Kirk actively despises John. John gets humiliated and it’s awesome! Opie spends time with Ron the Waiter and Tony P working out issues that he’s dealing with in therapy. We also learn about the exciting conclusion of Opie’s curbside mattress in the Hamptons. Annie and Megan join the show for a round of “Is It Gay?” and the “Opie or Burr” game from Simon from the Worst Ever Podcast. We finish up with comments, reviews, and your voicemails.  Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/744JlST-YyA Lucy’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The quartering hosted by Jeremy Hambly. He has 342,000 subscribers on Rumble. This is a Rumble show that he's doing. You can watch him in the A.m. now this past Friday, he had over 53,000 streams. And with those 53,000 streams, There were 780 thumbs up, 950 thumbs down. 102 comments.

We'll get into that momentarily. But what I want to start with is Jeremy's unique broadcast style. I don't know that he would make it in radio. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. How are you on this fantastic Friday? or a friggin Friday

a a frankly Friday I don't know it's Friday it's nice out headed into the weekend I've got

six stories for you this morning I hope you're all doing well hope you're all excited for the weekend he's good at this you suck he's that awkward at all

you know, doing a show by yourself is not easy. And he makes it look very difficult. He's so uncomfortable. Yeah. He's just darting his eyes around in his head. He doesn't know where to look or what to do. Very fidgety. Doesn't come off as sincere.

No. Well, the small talk stuff is weird too. Yeah. It's like your broadcast. You're like, hey, how's it going? Weekends coming up, right? That'll be fun. Weather's pretty nice outside.

I'll wait. What about my nephew's birthday party? What kind of conversation is this? You're doing a show, idiot. I tried to change the channel twice during that clip. Oh shit, Carl's controlling this. Damn it. So Jeremy's going to give us an update on his schedule, which is very exciting.

Well, we guys are all enjoying the morning show because I have decided that the morning show is here to stay. I wasn't sure what I was going to do with my time slot, how I was going to change things around. But the morning show is here to stay. I've slowly begun adjusting to getting up at 6.30 in the morning instead of 9.30 in the morning. And I think everything is going to be a okay. I don't believe him.

I know. This is another guy who's staring into the mirror and trying to convince himself that things are going well. And the affirmations. Right. It's like that meme where the fire is happening behind it. Oh, yeah. We're good. This is fine.

This is fine. This whole thing is like, I don't need to know what time you get up in the morning or when you used to get up or how that feels. I don't think he ever slept. It doesn't look like it. I mean, I was up at 6.30. I was up at 4.30 and 3.30. Why couldn't he just make up a good reason why he would do the morning show? Why did he have to admit to all of us that it's just boredom and he couldn't find anything else?

Yeah, that's the other thing too where he's just like, so I'm picking this time slot. Yeah, it's your channel, idiot. Do whatever you want. Yeah, you picked the other one too. Okay. So, very happy for him that he's able to get up early in the morning. It's amazing.

And why is he doing that? Why is he getting up so early? I love hanging out with you guys in the morning. And what I'm going to do is, you know, promote the show more, let people know, hey, this is the new time slot. And we'll get more people in here for sure. Good. Yeah.

Who's he? talking to him? I don't know. He's telling himself, this is going to work. I swear to God, if I just keep at it. You guys are going to like it, yep. People are going to start showing up and watch it, I swear to God. I was going to get the word out. I'm working on it, guys.

Stop yelling. Why the fuck is he giving us this pep talk? I don't know. I don't give a shit. The bills will get paid. We will pay them. Right. It seems like that's what he's telling us. I'm getting a lot of steeltoe vibes from this guy, where it's this constant like, I'm doing great.

Things are going really fucking good right now. It couldn't be better. I'm really, I'm crushing it right now. Everyone's upset how good I am. Everyone's seething. Yeah, everyone else is seething, but I'm cool, common collected. I'm glad he's enjoying it.

I'm going to get, like, hanging out with these guys in the morning. That's another red flag right there. Where you have this relationship with the audience. We're like, hey, I'm here to hang out with you guys. What? You're the host of the show. I prefer to be alone in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just want to watch. But, um, all right. More programming notes. And then talking to the chat and nobody talks to the chat better than, than Jerry here. We'll keep Tuesdays and Thursdays in the afternoon with Melanie, but I'll probably take off Wednesday afternoon and Monday afternoon. We'll just rock it out on, we may do a little bit longer streams on Monday and Wednesdays. Um, just to get caught up. You get up at 4 a.m.

Well, you're a maniac. What time do you go to bed? If you have to get up at 4 a.m., what time you should go to bed? The dumbest thing you can do is ask follow-up questions of the chat. Is you supposed to get back to you right away? What the hell would you get up?

Pat Conti and Ian Ferguson? I don't know who that is. Do you see how he looks to the side? I thought the clip was over. That's how long he's just staring at the chat, Waiting for an answer. What time you go to bed if you get up at four? I'm waiting.

I think he was bragging about how early he gets out. Someone was like, whatever, man. I get up at four. Yeah. Go fuck yourself. But that's a weird strategy to start a show off by going, oh yeah, you get up a four. What time you get up at a bud? I'll wait.

Why? We don't care. So you can tell that he's been dealing with a lot of haters lately. Now, if you don't know the background of this guy, there were some streamers who were accusing him of being a cuck. They had evidence that this bull was hanging out with him and his wife, and rumors start floating around. Maybe this guy's hitting it with Jeremy's wife. Jeremy doesn't like that kind of talk. So he decides to start flagging channels.

And there's DMs that leaked where he's talking with the guys. guy from Kiwi Farms about how he's going to try to get Kino Casino Casino taken down off a kick. And he's gotten all these channels taken down off of YouTube. He's supposed to be a free speech guy. So there's a lot of people who are anti-Germy right now. And, you know, you can tell that he is totally not bothered at all by all the haters. And I really don't give a shit.

Don't care. People want to be mad at me? That's fine. It's funny when it's one-sided. It's funny when it's one-sided. that's a level of kind of self-owned that only Jesus can fix. Oh. You know?

I can tell you don't care. Yeah. What's that? I can't hear you over all of the laughter. What was that? Yeah. He is not dealing with this well, and it's very transparent. You know, when you start to throw your heads here, I don't care!

Oh, you care a lot. You didn't care. you wouldn't have mentioned anything. Now, what I didn't realize, because I'm watching the show, is that I didn't realize that the show hadn't even started. Yeah, my pad. What do you guys got going on this weekend? I like to give everyone, you know,

I like to give everyone a few minutes to get in so I don't have to answer questions. You know, you're getting an old school of Castlevania. Nice. Okay, so we're just stalling for time. You could have done that when you weren't on, you know? start the show at 7.30 instead of seven. People aren't actually filling up a feeder.

Right, right, yeah. You just sit there and be like, well, you know, I don't have to repeat myself. You brought nachos? Come on. People start asking me about how I like my cuckoldry. I don't want to have to repeat that later. So I'm going to wait until everybody shuffles in and we get started. I didn't even tell them what I was doing this weekend.

I know. What a fucking dumb thing? What do you guys up to you this weekend? You're not invited. Yeah. So the one guy's like I'm playing Castlevania. Cool, man. Very cool.

Sounds awesome. I want to know if Jeremy here will he be playing video games this weekend. That's what I need to know. Cass Vanian, very cool. Love it. Very cool. I'm probably going to play no video games this weekend, but I'm going to rearrange my office again. Cool.

We'll keep us updated on that. Wow. Moving furniture around, are you? Since my wife's busy. I know she's home. I can hear her screaming. Yeah, he's going to move a chair next to the bed. I was going to wrap some cables later and I don't know, maybe sweep up a little bit.

Cry a little. So after we find out about the office getting rearranged, very exciting. He then lets us know about all the fun shit that he has and what this rearranging the office is going to do for him. I'm going to bring back some of my arcade one-ups. So I had to take a bunch of arcade one-ups out of here. So I'm going to bring back in the ones that I at least play, which is... I hope he tells us which games he's playing. Please, Jeremy.

Which arcade one-ups are you enjoying these days? There's NFL Blitz, NBA, Jam, and probably Golden T, and then probably sell all the rest of them. I don't know if I can even say, Salon arcade one up, but have to be local, right? And have to be like a hundred bucks. Hmm. Well, that's first world problems right there. Yeah.

You know, those arcade games that nobody wants. I don't have enough space in my office. It's no way to live. Ugh, poor guy. All those games he described would be better with a friend. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, like sports games?

Yeah, those are not solo activity. Yeah. Played NBA jam against the computer? Most things are. most things. Yeah. Okay. So he continues to just read the chat and ask people follow up questions on shit.

Morning, morning, morning. School's off for summer. Kids are happy. Yeah, that's true. Oh, is that just now? I don't know, man. Which school district are we talking about? Which grade?

Who cares? You really want to answer back to this guy? Why don't you just give that guy your phone number and have a phone conversation with him after the show? If you want to know more about school. out or not for his kids and how happy they are about it. What would he do on the show? Well, it's funny you say that, Adam. His show is sometimes jam-packed with content, as he going to explain to us here.

Why you keep doing the show until 2 p.m.? Well, some days it may require that. But I just don't want to commit it. I don't want to commit to the, you know, a five-hour stream. Because sometimes there's so much, there's enough news to justify it. Sometimes there isn't. But I think today it's time to get into the news. Okay.

That'd be great. Sometimes I'm playing four or five different video games. Sometimes it's just two or three. So I don't have a lot to report on to you. Anyway, what's the weather like where you live? What are you guys up to this weekend? This is going to be a seven-hour stream everyone. I got to find out each individual person out what they're doing this weekend.

And then he answers questions. I don't know why people ask him this stuff and he responds to it. Some people are trolling him. the chat too. So there's some other conservative talk show hosts who do shows and they want to know from Jeremy if they're doing shows or not for some reason. Do you know what's up with Graham Allen? I think he's just on a vacation, guys.

Not everyone's a psychopath like me and never takes off. Oh, Graham's co-host is having surgery. Yeah, I think everything's cool with Graham. He's just got the week off. A lot of people take this week off. I think Tim took most of Memorial Day week off. I think he came back. This week, though. And then, yeah, so, you know, Graham's regular viewers, I'm glad you've been checking out the show. Maybe when Graham's done in the mornings, you can pop back over, whatever you want to do. Well, you're not selling us out of it.

I'll be honest. I'm not catching the vibe that I need, the energy level. I don't think you really want me there. Yeah. I like that he's, do you think Tim Poole is talking about what Jeremy is. he's doing on his show. Tim Pools, I said they're, look at the chat going. The quartering.

Yeah, I think he's on today. He just switched to mornings now. He comes down at 7 a.m. First 15 minutes are nonsense. So you can get there right at 7.15 and start to see the stories that he does. I've seen Tim Poole. You've never talked about another talk show host, what their schedule is and what they're doing, whether they're off or not. So then someone asks Jeremy if you've seen the rocket explosion.

And we get to watch. watch. One of my favorite things to watch on these podcasts and streams, and that is old guy Googling stuff in real time. Should have saved the test for the Fourth of July. Yeah, let me pull it up quick. Um, how about a little pulling up music? It's insane. Okay. So is that sniff. I know. It's, uh, it's so frustrating. is still going, by the way. Rocket. Why does my Google search working?

Oh, I forgot the word rockets. Yep, that'd be helpful. All right. So he does pull it up. He pulls up on the screen. Good. And he has brilliant commentary. So I'm really glad that he pivoted to this.

Boom. Good stuff, Jerry. Can I quote you on that? he's just watching it cool man good stuff again the haters aren't getting to him it doesn't matter he's got jesus by his side

he's doing great and uh so he is not bothered and you can tell yeah all right let's get going here do you sell hats at all why isn't your isn't that your thing you still hats instead of tumbars I've thought about it

I've thought about it all right my allergies are still nuts in the mornings I'm stuffy like all morning I've never had allergies but now I started taking like aphrine like the nasal spray and it keeps me like clear out all day long I guess obviously all that cocaine I'm doing along with drinking every single night what is it I try can't keep up raging alcoholic cokehead um aphrine whatever you know Yeah. You really let those haters know it's not bothering you by bringing up all the things people are saying about you at the internet. Which one is it? Is alcohol? Am I cokehead? Like no one's ever been both.

Yeah. And also, very rare you find a obese Coke head. So I'm going to go ahead and say he has allergies. I can be wrong about that. If he has a Coke, he's doing it wrong. That should be slimming. Let's find out more about Afrin. And Jeremy actually shows a little bit of personality. to hear for the first time. Afrin is addictive. Yes, it is addicting because you're like, you're like,

ah, I can breathe. It's kind of like Karmax like that. Good stuff. Love the energy. He gets more distractions. I thought we're going to get started. He keeps saying, all right, let's get started.

Let's look at some news stories. You know, let's watch Fox News together. He keeps saying that, but then he just keeps getting distracted by stuff. What happened to the stream yesterday? Melanie owns us a Tard's Day. We did have it. We did stream. There was just some issues with Rumble Studio that kind of geeked out a little bit.

We were live. We were live. Cataracts? All right. I guess I will take the other chatters of advice and suck it up and don't be a bitch. Too late. All right. Let's get going.

Yes. Holy shit, Erritin Holt. What the fuck are you doing? Why is he responding to the individuals? one the time. Affron makes you retarded, apparently. He's an idiot because he's got all these, like I mentioned,

when we set up this video, 780 thumbs up, 950 thumbs down on this video. So more people are hate watching than enjoying it. And this idiot's going to the chat and letting them troll him. It's encouraging people to write shit

that's going to throw him off and get him riled up. Doesn't make any sense. You were right. This is Aaron. This is the Holti. version of Jeremy. Is this what happens when

a podcaster gets involved in a news event or a scandal and then they become the story and then they think they're the show? Like, this show could go on with other hosts, reviewing podcasts, that's the bit. This is just a guy talking about himself.

He's the only one who can do it. There can be no substitute because that's it and that's not a show. That's therapy. Right. And it's not even just him talking about himself. It's him talking to himself. And we see this all the time with Aaron Himmel. Like, who's the audience for this? He only talks about things that he is hyper focused on and interested in, whether it be his schedule, like this guy, or the sports teams that he likes.

You know, it's just like, why are you telling me about this? I don't give a shit. Yeah, that's not therapy. That's just being lonely. Yeah, there's a lot of loneliness going on. It seems like, you know, when I, we recovered the quartering a few weeks ago. and before most of the controversy came out but there was definitely some heat around Jeremy

and I played a video from the year previous where Jeremy's like, our views are down the algorithm is fucking is over but I'm gonna up my quality I fired this person and that person I'm hiring this person and this person we're gonna throw B roll in and have more graphics pop up on the screen

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Even when other people are taking vacations because who needs vacation? I think you do, Pan. I think you could really use a couple days off. It seems like. I think his vacation would look exactly like this. He's uncomfortable. He explains, saying me want to get used to get up at 6.30 in the morning.

And my allergies, they suck in the morning. It's like, well, then don't do this. You're not having fun. He wants us to send him home from school. Right. You're very uncomfortable right now. But this idea, he's like, yeah, and by the way, fast forward to the future, this show's going to be good.

Can you do that now? Or should I check back later? I hate that when people promise. That's one of the things I love about the Living in the Past with Suttering John series that we're doing and then we got to document when they promised all these things that are going to happen. We're talking to this person about this thing

and that person about that thing and we're going to do this and this and none of it ever happens. Yeah, we're going to get cameras. Yeah, remember we just did a living in the past bonus show yesterday and Royce is talking about how well, we got this deal coming up.

We're going to put three cameras in and it's going to turn into this kind of show and it never happened. No. None of it ever happened. Not even close. So Jeremy's the same way, making all these promises. Jeremy has a coffee brand.

It's called coffee brand coffee. And the reason why he has coffee is because he used to have sponsors, like coffee companies sponsored him, and they'd throw a lot of money on him. And he went, wait a second, if you're going to pay me this much money to talk about your coffee, I bet I could make even more money if I was talking about my coffee.

So he decided to start a coffee company. I don't know if he cares about coffee. I just think that he was noticing that there was a lot of money coming in. And so he's just like, I'll jump on this. So he started coffee brand coffee. He has this ad read that comes up. And it's a bizarre ad read. And tell me to pause it at any time because it kind of goes in and out of trying to sell us on the product.

And then I feel like I'm in an internal company meeting. about what's going on with the company it's bizarre that way he presents this we've got big things going on with coffee this year like huge huge expansion even fresher roasts

better packaging we already did grocery store shelves in the works better packaging that was checked off the list everyone I don't know that I care about that if I'm buying coffee off the internet That?

How is it going to look that when it gets here? Just make me some fucking coffee, please. What's the color scheme on the packaging, Jeremy? That's how I choose my coffee. Continues to grow up. By the way, I will also mention, since I don't have any sponsor reads today, you can go to CBC Amazon.com. Charlie, Bravo, Charlie, Amazon.com.

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Why would it be 50% off while supplies last of a top seller? Sounds like he's trying to get rid of it. I feel like I'm looking at the special board at the rest track right now, you know? It's expired. Yes. One of our top sellers is gingerbread coffee. I've never in my life been near someone who drank gingerbread coffee. I've never seen it on a menu somewhere.

I think he's lying. You sound like someone who doesn't love Christmas. True. And I'll have our Spike Jackalanorn, which is a top seller for us. Oh, come on. It's seasonal and best. This is just salate around. You're trying to get rid of it.

And you hate Halloween. Okay. I do, actually. Oh, it sucks. It's true. Spike Jackalanorn, which is a top seller for us, too. Only while supplies last. But if you're picking out something else, like our bourbon flavor, which is really, really good, sugar cookie, buttercotch, toffee, you know, all of that.

Pick it up. You know, throw it on your order. Boy, have these supplies lasted. Just click that end of cart button over and over and on all the things that you see there. Or heavy, if you're heavy coffee. user. We have five if you're a heavy coffee user. Or not buy it drugs. He's like opi when he's like don't download it or don't listen to it just download it. You can buy it. You don't have to drink it. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care.

If you're a heavy coffee user. Butterscotch, coffee, you know, all of that. Pick it up. You know, throw it on your order. If you're a heavy, if you're a heavy coffee user, we have five pound bags available, which save you like 15 or 20 bucks over buying the smaller ones. I'm working on new packaging for them. That's the only thing I haven't redesigned yet. All right. Let's learn more about this packaging.

Because again, when I'm buying five pounds of coffee at a time, I want a bag that looks nice. That's priority number one for me. But the issue is MOQs. So, yeah, if Maggie comes back, Luke will be begging to come back on you. This is where we get into inner office conversations. We're fighting out, hey, Jeremy, welcome to the. packaging isn't done on the five pound bags yet.

I told you, it's the MOQs. What is the MLQ? He'll explain that later on. I don't want to know. Maggie, do we get the MOQ yet? What a show. You know, we don't sell a ton of five-pounders, and I'd have to buy like 10,000 bags.

So I'd have to buy like a lifetime supply of bags. So I'm saving up to do that. Right now, I still have to redesign maple cream. That's the only... We don't care. an ad read. Who the fuck would possibly care about any of this? How many bags he has to buy?

We'd be saving up. And the fucking maple cream. Spitting up my to-do list forever. It's driving crazy. ...up to do that. Right now, I still have to redesign maple cream. That's the only one that sells the old design. So I got that one, but we've got all new packaging.

He's just... He's just... He doesn't want to say. He's just failing. Did I mention the packaging? Yeah, yeah, yeah. shelves everything's growing

it's awesome I know M OQ's minimum order quantities Minimum order quantity You want to write that one down Adam Got it Okay good

What was that middle word So yeah Help support us I make about a dollar a bag I'm not getting rich off this stuff But the idea is to have a product That is not

Political in nature Listen to this. Listen to this. So the quartering is this Christian conservative guy, right? And he's like, guys, the beauty of my coffee is it can be enjoyed

by even those crazy liberals that show up at your house from time to time. But the idea is to have a product that is not political in nature that you can leave out, that you can have your liberal family and friends over and they can sneakily drink the Quarterings coffee.

Got him! I guess his coffee that is? The quarterings. Ah! He fucking got me. God damn it. I knew I hated it. This is fucking insane.

Yeah. It's actually, let's go branded coffee. Ah! Take that, asshole. You can leave it out, like a bowl of coffee beans. Right.

Well, the packaging's really nice. Not on the five-pound bags. And not of the maple cream, which I'm still waiting for. Yeah, yeah, but other than that. I knew long-term, you know, having something cringe like liberal tears, coffee or whatever was never going to sell. I mean, liberal tears coffee probably would sell it.

Yeah, it's pretty funny. It's not the worst. On the Walmart shelves. And so. Definitely on Walmart shelves, yeah. Actually, I think that would work. That's the goal. What's the goal?

You know, you need some blueberry cow. Blueberry Cobbler is our number one seller. It's by far most popular. Every fucking thing he brings up. It's like the number one seller. Yeah. How many number one sellers do you have? I want to see that chart.

It's not even close. Like it goes, hold on a second. It's the number one best seller. It's not even close. Blueberry Cobbler? Is that a flavor for coffee? Do you familiar with this? No.

What the fuck's you talking about? It's not even close. Like, it goes, blueberry cobbler, strawberries and cream, then a good mix of unflavored, like our Colombian. Yeah, I would think those would be the top to sell it. Are children buying this coffee?

What's going on? Why do they have to be candy flavored? He also sells vapes. Zero three or the number four, dark roast, silky ultra dark roast, then kind of a smattering of other flavors. But the blueberry is nuts. And you can't get these flavors anywhere else.

Oh, okay. listen to this. Lest you think that this is just some product that he slapped a logo on and said, buy it from me. Because as I mentioned, he got into this business because he saw other advertisers were making a lot of money selling their coffee through him. So he's like, I'll just sell coffee. And you would think that like, well, you don't give a shit about coffee.

You just see an opportunity, business opportunity. No, no, no, no. Every one of these flavors is personally dialed in by me. This guy is there in the lab. with the coffee technicians and he's Nope, that's not enough Cobbler

Because we're fucking blueberries in this shit You assholes Well, and my wife So you can't You can go buy a different blueberry Cobbler but it won't taste like mine Hey You can get these flavors anywhere else

What are you talking about? I mean you can Oh, okay But it's gonna suck Jeremy hasn't tasted it yet And a lot of people think They know how my business operates, but they don't know. So this is a guy, this is part of the ad read.

And now we're getting into he's fighting the haters. Yeah. I will strike their coffee. Well, so listen to what he says here because he's arguing with no one. He's by himself telling people what's up. At all. Yeah, the coffee coffee is very good. Yeah, pick up a bag today.

And then add on some of those that are 50% off. That's cheap. Oh, and by the way, it's also free overnight shipping. if I was drop shipping this stuff I couldn't afford to do that you show me a drop ship coffee YouTuber who's offering free overnight shipping The Silky Ultra Dark is my favorite

Denise says that's my favorite too Zero Zero Zero four The Silky Ultra Dark He's the skew number He manages to sound bitter about every Yeah he sounds so busy I was like oh you think this is drop shipped So basically what he's saying is

People have accused him of just like Putting his label on whatever fucking coffee is nearby somewhere they're going to deliver it. I'm starting to think. And the fact that he's just like, yeah, and you know what? I'm fucking tasting it with my wife and we're making sure that the fucking

grapes taste like grapes in this coffee. It started out so nice. He's here at the quarterling family roasters. partially pick all the flavors so it's smooth and not bitter like my haters who should die. There's a guy fucking with them and he knows this guy's fucking with them.

That's good. What ingredients are in the bourbon flayed coffee? Well, you can read the website. So, spoiler. The ingredients are not listed on the website for the bourbon-flavored coffee. But Jeremy's just like, I don't know, man. Go to the fucking website. What do you have for me?

See, I was looking on there. I don't see a list of ingredients for that one. Your son has series. Well, you can email me. Okay. So the guy goes, yeah, no, I checked the website. I didn't see the ingredients on there. So now, Jeremy, aside from talking to,

individually to his chat, as I mentioned, 53,000 streams according to the rumble of this show. Now he's telling people to email him to get the ingredients of one of the flavors of coffee. I know why you're asking that question. See, this right here tells me that Jeremy knows that this guy's fucking with him.

And yet he can't help himself. But there is, you know, it's just coffee beans and flavoring. That's what it is. Is it bourbon flavoring? I know what you're asking. Can you dumb it down for me? You asshole? Because you know I don't know the answer? So if you have a specific thing that you need me to check that if it's a part

of the flavoring, you can email me and I will check. Happy to do that. No, you're not. Yeah, but until then go fuck yourself. Yeah, there's no fucking away. He's going to respond back to someone asking about what the ingredients are because it is just like natural flavors. Is he podcasting outside? Doesn't look like that, right? No, he's inside. Yeah. I've got crazy allergies too.

Yeah. As soon as I get into air condition basements like this one, I'm fine. I mean, I would argue, but I know what you're saying. No, I'm not sniffing like that. Yeah, you shouldn't be doing that for three hours straight like he does. Yeah. And he claims that Afrin's like crazy good, but it doesn't start working to the afternoon for some reason?

It should be instant. What I'm saying. Goes right up your nostril. Yeah. So some of the comments that I saw on here. So will you man up and say you fucked up false flagging people and admit to being a fake Christian conservative?

If not, the amount of hate you're getting isn't enough. That has 272 likes on it. Just that comment. So people are really enjoying coming here and fucking with them. Someone turned the viewbots back on. Has 217 likes. He's being accused of buying views on here.

Someone says, hey man, I like your vids. Don't care about what the trolls say, even though it's all true, you false flagging, flag it. Grow a thicker skin, bitch. The house always wins. That started nice. 215 likes on that. Ghostlicker says, I don't usually watch this show.

When I do watch, I watch it while I'm in the bathroom because this show is a huge pile of shit also. 208 likes on that. So Jeremy's getting some hate over there in Rumble. but he's got a new morning show, and it's very exciting. It's very similar to Steele-Tow where he goes through and just plays videos and reads articles.

And Jesus is there. And Jesus is there with them. And it's just stuff that, you know, conservatives would be interested in. I'm shocked that it's the number one morning show on Rumble. I mean, it might be. You know that that's what Aaron's doing? Yes.

He's making that claim. So I think we should denounce that it's definitely the quartering. Yeah, he does get more views than Aaron does. Aaron's been going after Bubba the Love Sponge. That's been his target. So Aaron's like, Aaron's like, you know, Bubba has this many viewers.

We have this many viewers. Meanwhile, Bubba has eight times that number on YouTube at the same time. But Aaron just likes to focus out of rumble like, ah? And he's still losing. But whatever. That's Aaron for you. It's fun.

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And I think now it's time for our... Grinch of the week. You guys know what Whitney Cummings is? Ashley's sister. Yes, Ashley's sister. I was watching her show today. And, you know, it was pretty unremarkable like it usually is. but she said something that I was taken aback by.

And I just thought that I had to play this for you guys. Anyway, that's all I really have to say about the Spencer Pratt thing. I don't want to come in when I don't know what I'm saying. Believe it or not, I do only speak about things that I do feel like I'm like uniquely overqualified to talk about. She only talks about things that she feels like she knows what she's talking about. That's scary. That's misplaced confidence right there.

That makes me nervous. Should that say casino? Yeah. Okay. I guess. Oh, Drafkin's Cashin? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, there's a big old typo.

Good for you. Oh, boy. That's not great. Hey, look who's in the green room. It's our friend Lucy Teatbox. What's up, Lucy? Well, hello. Hello.

Thank you for joining us today. I'm happy to be here. I was trying to find my coffee brand coffee mug, but it turns out I threw it out. I have a coffee brand coffee hat. I should have worn that on the show today. I got it at Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. I'm sure that's where you got your stuff,

your swag, too. It is. Yeah, that was a sponsor of that event. You sent me Whitney Cummings on Twitter. I did. Now, did you send this to me because of the commenter or because of the video itself? Well, I sent it to you mostly because of the commenter.

The commenter is the reason that I found. it, but also because I feel like Whitney Cummings is so boring. And this was at least sort of dumb. Sort of entertaining. Let's see what she posted on X. On here about Los Angeles, it's falling apart, the homeless zombies, what are they going to do?

I'll just share a personal story as it pertains to wildlife because I don't really engage with people. It's just not where I shine. So I had this raccoon in my yard. I had to get the rabies, Montecroble antibodies. And so I was letting a puppy out one of them ran on my leg.

The point is the next day there was a raccoon that was like laying in my tree. Like I just like gone on a date with Bill Cosby. And that's not normal behavior for a raccoon during the day. I poked it. It wouldn't move. It was like, oh, it was like so cozy. It's like so cute. So I call Animal Control.

I'm like, there's a raccoon in my tree. And the woman. Can you pause that? Of course. Have you ever thought I saw a raccoon in a tree and you were like, I'm going to call animal control? No, I saw a rabid raccoon. when I was riding my bike a couple of years ago, and I just rode faster.

That seems like a way better response. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be doing this thing. In my tree. And the woman cut me off. She goes, yeah, well, that's where they live. It's like, okay. Okay, that's my crow, by the way,

following me on my walk. There you are. This is why I can't leave Los Angeles. My crow started leaving me tools. I was like, yeah, but this raccoon is obviously, something's wrong with it. And she goes, oh, well, you know, a lot of people in L.A.

are testing their cocaine for fentanyl. And if it tests positive, they're flushing it down in the toilet. So a lot, there they are. Hey guys, you need to walk with me. Okay. A couple things. First off, if you do have fentanyl and your cocaine, you go to Skid Row and you donate it. You know, it's like having a library book.

Now, this is where it gets crazy. This is where she thinks that she has crow friends. A lot. Because she's doing all the fentanyl. Hey, guys. You need to walk with me. A lot of the wild animals are on cocaine and fentanyl. A lot of people say,

Holly was done. Hold on a second. Are the animals getting into the sewage? Why would flushing fentanyl down the toe up mean that wild animals are on fentanyl? She didn't quite connect those dots. I'm confused. But I think the birds are after her

because of the size of her brim. You're just looking at the wrong cameras, right? It's not necessarily the movies. It's the ring camera footage on the houses in Hollywood. Raccoons on fentanyl. IOTES on expired Adderall. Pocaine bear didn't just come out of nowhere, guys.

That was a documentary based on the ring camera footage of someone who lives in L.A. All right. By the way, on her most recent episode, she was talking about these crows that are friends and make her tools and follow her around. So I think she thinks that's real. So let's see who's commenting on Whitney's video

because as you guys know, Whitney Cummings did strike my channel for harassment. Got me taken down for a week. Oh, look at a skinny Chad. Look out for those clout chasing ones too. He writes as a comment on here with a picture of me in the hamburger pants. He sent to our PO box. I think he's not even in a tree.

So we won't have to call animal control. It'll be fine. I think he's still mad at me. I think he is. He took a turn. He took a turn. Oh, no. Skinny.

I just saw him in Hacomania. I thought we were good. It was a lifetime ago. Yeah, that wasn't a while ago. That's too bad. Well, thank you for finding that, Lucy. The real reason why you're here is because Whiskey Ginger is a show hosted by Andrew Santino, and he had a guest on his show, Fiona Collie.

This episode has 105,000 views on it. If you don't know who Fiona is, I have a video here that's kind of her claim to fame, a little Rostoff battle she did. where it was her against a mute. Yes, a mute comedian. A mute comedian. So he talks through his phone. Who talks through his phone.

And she's in a wheelchair. We'll find out more about that momentarily. But this is the big roast barrel that went viral. I'll fucking hit you. Break your good hand. This guy taught me to defend myself against. So people are. So at the at the end there, he's powering off.

Yeah. Powered off her chair. Yeah, he's powering off her chair. So this was one of the things that really got her a little bit of a claim to fame. In addition to that, she did kill Tony. And I've got a lot that was very popular. People really loved her on there. What I have discovered is that unsurprisingly, most of her comedy seems to be centered around the fact that she's in a wheelchair.

Okay. Which is hilarious all the time, right? All the time. The jokes are never ever the same. It's like Amy. She was talking about her for a wheelchair. You're like, I just need three more specials of this, Avey. Keep turning it out.

Right what you know, Carl. Right what you know. Good point. Yes. Yes. So in my first clip, Andrew is going to be introducing Fiona, and we are going to get to learn that Fiona is not even her real name. phony. Let's jump.

Welcome back to Whiskey Juniper. My guess is one of my favorite people on Earth. I say that for all my guests. But I mean it once again today. It's Fiona Kole. Fiona! I have to say it like that. Whenever I see your name online, I think, of Shrek immediately.

Yeah. Yeah, I do. And you have red hair, so you're not helping the cause. Yeah, and the worst part is I legally change my name to Fiona 18. You did. Yeah. Your birth name was. I mean, she even talks like a lazy person.

She doesn't walk anywhere. Come on. She barely pronounces words. Come on. Let me get. But call is your last name. That is right. Okay.

Give me the letter of your first name. L. Luser. So fucking. No, lazy. I think we had it nailed. No wonder if you wanted to change it. Lame.

To Fiona. So again, it's not horrible. And a lot of people like Andrew, a lot of people like Fiona. I just cannot understand most of their conversation. It is so boring. It is not funny for the most part. We are now going to hear them talk about this one. Andrew's usually pretty good on the show.

But yeah, this is. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You can see him like he's not exactly sure at points if he should be like laughing. at her or with her, especially because she's not always hitting all of her jokes. So they're going to start talking about how both of their parents ended up getting divorced. And Fiona makes a joke about how that trauma from the divorce is what made her wheelchair bound. So Andrew is going to run with this, which is great.

And we're going to get to see how quick-witted Fiona is when Andrew sets her up for a joke. By the way, the internet is so gross now. I'm sure that somehow ChatGBT Captures this and doesn't understand that. facetiousness and then something will pop up and go divorces have been tied to being led to people I hope we have that effect on the internet I think we do I gotta tell you I think it's it's happening live there's so much misinformation let's keep spreading it any more fake rumors that you want to push out mm-hmm not that come to a top of mind we'll do all that you told me before we started oh boy yeah so again I she hasn't been doing stand-up comedy for very long

maybe not so fast on her feet. I would say never. Yeah. Hold on. Did you do that purpose? No, I actually... Stuff fast at her feet. Listen, I got wheelchairs in the brain.

Are you going to scold her too or just me? What the fuck? Listen, that was a very specific question. Do you have any other personal room? Like, no, I don't. I don't know what to say. I think perhaps maybe this is because they are gingers and we are not. And if we were, we would understand more of what's happening.

Right. Well, he does later call her out for being a fake ginger, which she shapishly admits. So I don't know. I don't know about all that. So I read through the comments for this video because, again, a lot of people like Andrew, a lot of people like Fiona,

and everybody seems to agree that my clip four is the funniest moment of this entire hour and 15 minute long episode. That's great. I mean, I know I'm faking it, but like we talked about keeping the looks up for this. I need someone I tries to carry me. Being this performance,

Performative does get expensive, though, I will say. I does really love prop comedy. Yeah, move over, carrot top. There's a new redhead prop. Carrot bottom. That was the funniest moment of the show? That seems to be everybody loves it. Okay.

Yeah, so we're not doing great. Well, like I mentioned before, we'll go back to my clip three. A lot of her act centers are on being in wheelchair. So we've got to get some of those jokes in. Okay. How long have you been doing stand-up? Five years. Five years.

That's amazing. You're cruising. That's awesome. Come on autopilot. You really are. Let's do more wheelchair stuff. Yeah, no, I got them. Yeah, don't worry.

I'm turged up. I'm ready. Yeah, you really popped a wheelie on the business. You really did. I did notice. Is that a phrase, people say? You popped a wheelie on the business? Unfortunately, that won't be all of the wheelchair humor that we're going to get.

I would say that there's some of the better ones. Oh, listen, they're warming up. Oh, I'm confused by this. Carrot bottom? You didn't. All right, my clip five now. So travel unsurprisingly is challenging. I don't understand the hairy bottom or carrot bottom.

I said, where if I had to be? I get it in the carrot top is the top. Anyway, get some help. Fine. Sorry, Lisa. No, you're fine. So travel is hard for Fiona because she's in a wheelchair. But nothing is worse than in my clip five.

This, what's the deal with people who fake disabilities to cut in lines bit that they are about to do? Travel has got to be a fucking nightmare. A nightmare. It's the worst. It's the worst thing in the world. It sucks in general must suck even harder for you. Well, especially at the airport, apparently there's people. You've seen people not disabled use the wheelchair

Drives me fucking insane They call them What is it like runway Jesus? Because the minute they land They run off the fucking Yeah and they just They're appropriating your culture Nothing makes me angry

Their wheelchair face Yeah It's disgusting Wait is she being honest about this She really gets upset with people When fat people use wheelchairs One of the most challenging things about this episode is that I can never tell if either of them is joking or being completely serious. Every single joke is either completely flopping or they really believe every single thing that they're saying.

I believe that. You know, I don't know a lot about traveling with a disability. Actually, I do. But my buddy, Blind Mike says that they're actually really nice to him at airports. He's like, no, it's great being disabled in the airport. Does he use the wheelchairs? Oh, shit, I should ask. I'll ask him tomorrow

I think Fiona might travel a little bit more than Mike as a road comic as opposed to a stay-at-home podcaster. Fair enough. It's a good point. All right, so we found out earlier Fiona is not her real name. Her dead name is actually Lauren

and in clip six we are going to get to find out why she was named Lauren by her mother. Yeah, said they did Lauren Colley initially because my mom really liked a Lauren Bacall and they thought Really? Do you know Who that? Lauren Bacall The actor? Yeah. But what she's

like in love with her work and she was like? She was like, She's pretty so that'll make my kid pretty and I was like, no, it put me in a wheelchair. Yeah, that's awful. Is Lauren Bacall in a wheelchair? Probably now. Yeah. She's dead. Is she dead? Oh, she's dead.

I think dead be able to all in wheelchairs, you know. Huh? So I guess dead people do have some mobility issues, but I don't understand why any of them would waste their money on a wheelchair. Coffins are expensive enough. Did you see on the creep off on Monday? We were covering this funeral in South America where the bottom of the coffin fell out as the pallbearers are walking him over to the grave site. The body just flops right down to the ground.

Not funny at all, really horrific, but tragic stuff. So why did the name Lauren put her in a wheelchair? Again, she's joking. That's the joke. I don't get it. Those her mom had high hopes for her, and it didn't work. Oh. Yeah.

We're going to find out later on in the show. Here's a tease. Greg Opie Hughes also has some issues with his name. Yep. And probably should have changed it when he was 18 because he's still dealing with some problems. Somehow Fiona has a better handle on all of it than. Greg Opie Hughes.

Everyone has a better hand on everything that Greg Opie Hughes. That is a good point. That's what I've learned. All right, where we going next? We are going to go over to clip seven here. Fiona's legs are not the only things that don't work so well for her. Well, typing, texting is hard, so a voice text, but it never understands me.

Does it screw it up every time? I just replied to a club being like, hey, we would need like a video or whatever. I was like, yeah, today. I'll send you. I was trying to say a shout-out video, but it auto-corrected, and I sent it, and it said a shower video. Did you send it?

I mean, I had to. Yeah, you don't have a choice. Yeah. I mean, that's what the club needs. Yeah. Yeah. That's basically what this entire episode is. Again, nobody's laughing.

I don't know if it's a joke. I don't know if it's supposed to be funny, or if she's just telling a really boring story. But Andrew does a horrible job here, because after this story goes nowhere, nobody is laughing at it. He then makes her send him a voice text message that says,

Sally sells seashells by the seashore, which I can't even say. And it ends up being very correct. Oh, that kind of fucks it up. So I didn't even pull that clip. I'm not in a wheelchair and I've definitely had AI fuck with my text messages

and change words out of me. Like, hey, that's not what I meant at all. Asshole. Don't do that. Well, disabled people are just like you, Carl.

Or am I just like disabled people? And I'm not trying to mock disabled people. I am not trying to mock me, though. I am. I just want to ask you, who is more graceful when they drink water, Fiona or stuttering John? I'm sure Fiona knows how to open up a bottle better than John has figured out in his 60s. Is that right next come up? Oh, I might have skipped another one.

We're going to go to nine. That was nine. Okay. Let's hit nine here Remember Lucy was talking about drinking water gracefully Yeah Speeing here you want this yeah too bad Fuck

There's that ego again man They're bribing a wheelchair and they do water That's so funny I was like you want this you're like yeah no you can't have it too bad too too bad That's too damn bad have you ever had someone Go to like if you're at a bar and they're like I can't serve it Have you ever had this? That's insane. I have a friend who's handicapped that has had this before and they're like,

she got less of it on her shirt than John does. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she knows to use two hands, fortunately. She knows that it's not going to go hours. John just goes for it. She does. I have actually a second clip of her drinking water. It's under nine also.

If you would play that one, I just, I feel like I saw this one on Porn Hub earlier today. I was going to check it out. I don't think she'd be good at that. in red hair? And I said, no, I got bullied for other stuff. It wasn't really there. It was more that I was loud, obnoxious and I thought I was, I just wanted to be the life of the party because your mental state from home. Oh, my God. All I'd be saying is teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth! All right, maybe oral's not our thing.

She does talk about how the disease that she has, which I don't remember what it is. It's FK are the initials of it. But whatever this is, it impacts. Yeah, it impacts. I suffer from a similar. I'm sorry. F-A. I'm stupid.

I was thinking, Carl. Hey, just everyone knows. I'm club fucking footed, you ass, white. So all this disabled talk is very offensive

to my people. Well, Carl, we're going to go back to my clip eight because I'm apparently skipping around a whole bunch today.

You're fine. This is great, though. This one is going to be amazing for you because I think that you might be able to get a discount

from your speech therapist. If you offer some recommendations for both Fiona to go to your speech therapist and also Andrew's dad. Okay, some referrals I got Yeah, okay. He can't say text. He'll say Texas like texts Texas. So he's like well I read all those Texas that you guys sent. I'm like Texas text. He's like yeah, Texas that Texas that you sent. He can't get it out. Let me hear you say you're from this out. Say text out say text.

Texts say texts like plural. Text. See you guys can't do it. No, the hardest edited did. He he edited. Edited. Edited. Edited it. Let's make up a new word for edit in that. Yeah, that's a hate crime. That's nothing to do with being from the south, Andrew. This woman obviously has issues with speaking. Ah, you're from the South, so I get it.

It's hard to pronounce words. Well, we need more wheelchair jokes. We need more wheelchair jokes in my clip ten. Is that what's coming up next? This one, yeah, it is actually going to be combined wheelchair jokes with Fiona has daddy issues jokes. You have no connection to your father anymore. He's not, he's, I'm, no, I don't really. Good.

Talk to him. It's not like he, like, hit me or, you know what I mean. He did this? It kind of in a way. Genetics, yeah. That's why he ran away. Yeah. Like a bitch.

He didn't run away. He just ran upstairs and I haven't seen himself. Yeah, you can't get up there, can you? Well, you got to get one of those wee, the thing from the, the chair from the, yeah. those are great. My father wants one of those. It wasn't a bad lie to that. And just goes nowhere with it.

Those things are cool. This is not her fault. She's fine. This guy does not know how to deal with her. And if she was not disabled, he would be giving her the business the way he would anybody else and the humor would be more elevated

than this like kid gloves trying to seem. It's just he's failing. And I think he's making her much slower and dumber than she would ever come across. I think she probably comes across fine when he's not there. Yeah, I completely agree. Again, she did kill Tony. She did Theo Vaughn.

She's done a ton of stuff where she has been very successful and people really seem to like her. And again, generally, I feel like people like Andrew, this is not working in any way, shape, or form. And there is a lot of boasting also in this episode. So most of the podcast, which I did not pull any clips of because that's how boring it was, is just Andrew asking Fiona about different cities. And I know that you guys are huge fans of when people talk about the weather on podcasts. This regional bullshit is even dumber to me.

On the plus side, I now know that I can absolutely steal Fiona's identity because I know exactly what city her mother grew up in, Pittsburgh. So, you know, that's great news for me. All of this boasting culminates with Fiona saying that she's a big fan of a another comic and Andrew is actually going to call his buddy that comic live on air in my clip 12. That's exciting. Fucking way, dude. Yeah. It's got to be a...

Have you seen the free bird thing? No. Really funny. What is that? It's Bert Criter. Oh, Bert's new show. Yes. What am I saying?

Dude, I don't know. I've never met him. The show is so good. It's really good. And I'm very judgmental. Yeah. I was just going to say, you don't seem like someone who... She puts the mental and judgmental.

Lies? I'm all bringing it up. Yeah. Well, let me tell you something. We're going to call Albert right now. Because I want... Honestly, because I'm not going to lie to him. I haven't seen the show.

I posted about it because I'm proud of my buddy. Hey, you're on my podcast right now, and I'm here with Fiona Collie, who's fucking hysterical. And she just said on the show how much she loves your new show. She goes, it's so fucking funny and so good. And for a second, I was going to... to lie and say I saw it, but I haven't seen it. But now I'm gonna.

Well, you're the man. We love you. And Fiona says it's fantastic. And anything else you want to say that's really powerful? No, that's it. That's it. All right. I love you, buddy.

Thank you. Thank you, Fiona. And thank you, Andrew. I love you, man. Bye, dude. Look at that. We just made his day. That's so sweet.

Well, they did nothing with that. Not only did they do nothing about it with that, But we also had to hear Andrew twice explain how he hasn't watched the special. But now he's going to. Yeah. I don't care. I do not care. I care less about that than I care about the cities.

I'm putting that one on Fiona, though, Adam. I'm not saying Andrew handed that very well. But it's like, hey, this is the guy, Bert. You were just talking about what you like his show. Here he is on the phone. Hi, Bert. Yeah. If this was a paid advertisement, then this was very well done.

This was just like a planned reminder where Bert is standing by and calls in and they just plug the show. That's great. That's what it seems like. I don't know. All right. We got one more clip out here. We do.

So we started this out with seeing that Fiona sometimes gets tripped up on her feet. And again, I think overall she is probably great. However, I do think that she doesn't quite have the quick wit that she might need to be a comedian. No, he's, that's a good one. Who's like, who's your favorite of all time? Your favorite comedian God, that's so hard Um

Uh-huh I don't want to glaze anyone Oh, who gives a shit? They're not gonna fucking no one cares Nobody cares Um, the greatest of all time Uh-huh It's not Arty Fletcher Rat Dog King

It's tough, huh? You think there's too many of them? Yeah That's the problem, right? Holy shit I mean, throw out three or four names if you need to. Get some kind of conversation going with this. That one's not on Andrew.

That's not on Andrew. That's a softball, whatever's a plate for a stand-up. Yeah. It was rough. The answer is Davidel, by the way. I was going to say, what's the answer, girl? The answer is Davidel. I'll take Mitch Hedberg in a pinch.

But, uh, Rodney Dangerfield. Anyway, well, thank you for sitting through that excruciating podcast for us. Absolutely. Always appreciate you helping us out. Lucy, thank you so much for coming on the show, joining us, giving us a whole package. We appreciate that. We never had Andrew Santino on the show before.

So thank you for doing that. People should check you out at once over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y. Yes, that is correct. As a YouTube channel and a Patreon account, sorry. I stepped on your plug. What are we going to say? You did better than I would have. I'm probably going to go live tomorrow.

I haven't been live for a little while. We're probably going to talk some movies around 7, o'clock Eastern tomorrow. So hope to see everybody there. Excellent. Thank you guys so much for having me. I'll see you later. Bye, Lucy. The return once over with Kaylee tomorrow at 7 o'clock after Devilverse Live. Very smart. Can't have counter programming within the team here. That'd be a real problem. All right. Adam, a lot of controversy is happening right now because you went on Pat Dixon's show and told a story that you told on WTP months earlier. And somehow this got back to Kevin

Brennan, here's where I want to start things. And I know this is going to be a little bit annoying because Adam's here on the show. And I'm going to play a clip of Adam talking on Pat Dixon's show. But I think it's important to understand what Adam said. Come back. I think it's important to understand what Adam said because we're going to watch Kevin react to this. I don't know that Kevin's reaction makes a lot of sense to me. I'm interested to get your take on it.

But first, this is what Adam said on Pat Dixon's show. Feelings. You know, in the second iteration of Kevin Brennan's pilot, number one son the one he did for HBO, he could have cast anyone in Los Angeles. This is a lead role playing the character of Neil Brennan in an HBO pilot with a comic who had just won the Toronto, I think, Comedy Festival, I forget which one, he'd just won it. And then HBO was like, we want to try again with you. And it's a show about his family, and Neil is the star. and he cast me as Neil Brennan. Really?

Yeah. And we did the screen tests, sign the contracts, did the whole thing. And it was like a table read or a read of some kind that we did at the HBO offices in L.A. And he was there and all his people. And then it just like ended. And we got up and we left and we got into the elevator. And Kevin said something to me that I never understood. that was something like

you did a great job don't worry about it and I was like what the fuck does that mean like and then I found out later that HBO decided to just not make it at all not even make the pilot they didn't want to they just didn't want to work with him and I always remembered that

because I'm like that was really nice of that guy to say that that way because it was like he knew you know I would be bummed and he just wanted me to have a good feeling about it. Like there was no part of him that was like, I don't want this kid to feel like he had any part of like, it's me, it's my thing, don't worry about it. And I told that story on WATP,

and then they, I think Chad relayed that story to him, and he called me a liar, and he said, I was full of shit, and he said, I'm making the whole thing up, and it never happened. And he knows that because I said that, he said that to me on an elevator and they don't have elevators in California. Pat's face is great right there.

So basically what you talked about on this show and then you talked about it again with Pat was that we've seen the pilot for number one son, which was the show that didn't get picked up that Kevin Brennan created and started. And you had told us a story about there was another deal that he had to make a sitcom. And I guess it got to 8.000. HBO. Now, you said right there, it wasn't number one son. And you said that on this show, too. It wasn't number one son. It was a show that never got a pilot made. We just did a table read, and it didn't go any further than that. For whatever reason, Kevin thinks that you definitely said

you were on number one son, which is insane because there was a pilot shot for that. And you explain that there was only a table read. That's as far as this project got. Am I? It's spot on. Correct on that? Okay. So far, so good.

Okay. So this is Kevin's response. Now, I will say, I think the one thing that you got wrong, and maybe this is the thing that's tripping everyone up is that according to Kevin, this pilot or this potential project was before number one son. So this is in the 90s, this one that you potentially. were cast in, and the number one son was in the early aughts. I don't, I can look it up while we're talking and tell you the exact date and time of it,

because I still talk to the people that repped me back then. I still have the same manager, so I can find out exactly when it was. Kevin has to search Google. Yeah, I know. That is funny. All right. So let's see Kevin's response to this from Missylo's clips. Thanks that I'm misremembering.

what happened in my sitcom days. He thinks I'm misremembering. So really, he doesn't know what he's talking about. So he starts off this whole segment. And it meanders and it veers into a lot of different directions. Cardiff covered us on his show last week. I just let it all play through. It's impossible to watch.

I don't know who's watching Grandpa Simpson still, especially when he's on by himself, just relaying these stories he barely remembers and can't get anything straight on. But I love that he starts by saying, I think Adam misremembers. This guy can't remember any detail about this at all and contradicts himself,

which is what I wanted to play on here. Starting with this comment about HBO looking to pick this up, and I guess UPN was a network back then. That was the original network that was interested in purchasing this, and then HBO got involved, according to Kevin Brun. I don't know anything. about the history of this?

I know it was an HBO NBC half-hour pilot in the end of February in 2006. Oh, this is 2006. Yep. Oh, Kevin's way off then. Oh, yeah. I was thinking Kevin's heard for it. Oh, all right. Let's see what he says then.

So, and then HBO, I think, was going to be the, I think I was called HBO, something HBO something like HBO hacks New network HBO HBO but it was in the HBO

office buildings and Century City and we did have I'm a little foggy about the because I remember we did another table read for Dean Valentine

I think his name's Dean Valentine So I think what happened was he did a We did a table read You know, if he's going to come in here and present that Adam's full of shit You'd think that you'd do a little bit of research ahead of time Get the names right, the dates, the companies, the locations If you want to know the director and the producers involved, Kevin, just reach out Because I have it all right here

Yeah, yeah Dean Valentine, UPN, yes, Dean Valentine, UPN, uh, uh, yeah, team Valentine, uh, uh, yeah, Teen Valentine Valentine. Anyway, he's mentioned in the history of you. This is just mean. I thought the Fiona thing was mean, but this is just,

what are we doing? Like, come on. This is terrible. He's suffering here. He looks terrible. This is like, we shouldn't be watching this. He's podcasting too much.

He's tired. The guy's tuckered out. He's got to get out of the internet. Get a nap in. UPN. I'm not going to read the whole thing. Anyway, so UPN was interested. And then, so we got more money,

which was good. we didn't get it so then uh but then we had to like cast people because i remember we got um ray romano's mom doris roberts she played my mom or something and then we got the other this comic warren thomas who was a well-known comic at time he's dead now so i remember we all had to do a table read at HBO Century City. So Adam

Bush was telling the story about how I don't remember him being a number one son because he wasn't. Adam Bush never said you don't remember him being a number one son.

That never happened. 100% wasn't. And he was telling a story after we did the table read at Century City. I distinctly remember doing a table read for Dean Valentine.

Not at HBO. But I remember I was staying at a hotel near Century City, right to street on Pico. And then I basically walked or something. I think... Who were you wearing that day, Kevin? Who was the temperature outside? This is my business. This is specifically my life.

And I'm falling asleep. This is so boring. It's terrible. representing this or something. I think I've walked to HBO. By the way, this is coming from a $2 super chat. Pets talking about you with failed actor

Adam Bush is in the chat here. Just to get some exercise with a table read or whatever when I was late. And everybody was mad at the table read at Century City. But Dean Valentine wasn't at that one. So I think we were practicing.

You're going to brought Dean Valentine. I know. No one was asking about that. Was he there or not? We were just, I think actually, I think what we did was we hired different people. Okay. To do a table read to get a, so HBO could get a feeling for any strengths or weaknesses. And then I think later on we did a, we did a smaller table read for Dean Valentine and somebody else at UPN. And I think that was at UPN.

Okay. So so far he's really showing you that you don't remember anything. Adam, he remembers exactly what happened in all of this. What's funny is that I did say he had just won the Toronto Comedy Festival, and it was actually the Aspen Comedy Festival. I got that wrong. I'm not saying you should be offended by it, but he doesn't seem to care about that. What is his issue exactly?

Okay, well, let's find out because you said, he said a nice thing to you, and it stuck with you. and he said it to you in an elevator. And you've told that story now on my show and Pat show. And this is the problem that Kevin has with all of this. It's a little, I mean, we're talking about 1998. So we're talking 30 years ago. But I specifically remember being late, Doris Roberts, Warren Thomas.

And I don't know. But I think that's what Adam Bush is talking about. But that was not number one son. Number one son was 2004, 2005. We were never in an elevator because it was all, at that point, HPA had mostly relocated to Santa Monica. So everything was in Santa Monica. Every meeting I had at that point was Santa Monica.

We never were in Century City because even I thought it was great because Century City was kind of a penny-ass to get to. So he doesn't know what he's talking about. This is amazing. So Kevin goes, we were never in an elevator, Santa Monica. and he doesn't know he's talking about and then not long after he says that

as he's meandering through the story and going through these different hoops he says this getting more so Adam Bush was saying that in the elevator down and we absolutely

did take an elevator up to to do that's fucking believable that was his big sticking point there's never been an elevator elevator in California. What are you talking about? And a Bush? And he's like, oh, yeah, we actually,

there was definitely a table read. And then we took an elevator back down from the table read. The table read where Doris Roberts was there and Warren Thomas. And again, I don't remember all the other particulars. But I do remember they, I was late. They were mad. We did a table read. But, but that was just Doris Roberts and anybody else showed up.

They were doing a favorite HBO to help us. you know, work out the kinks. And that was not Dean Valentine there, the president of UPN. Anyway, Adam Bush was saying, on the elevator down, I said to Adam Bush,

hey, good job. You know, you did a good job. And so he was saying that I was never on an elevator. No. You were saying you were never in a elevator. Elevator. Adam said you were a great guy, and he was hoping to get a show with you that you created, and you said, fuck that asshole, Adam. Bush. He's a liar. That's why we're here right now, Kevin. And I wasn't. For number one son, I never got an elevator. We're not talking about number one son. 2004, 2005, 2006. I was never on an elevator for number one son. I might have been on an elevator with Adam Bush, but it was not number one son. I think it was just called the Brennan. Puck. or something, something like that.

It was 100%, 1 million percent, not number one son when Adam Bush. Adam Bush might have been on the, might have been at the table rate. He might have been. Was Dean Valentine there? We don't know about Dean, but it's possible that Anna Bush was there. I have

one more clip. Because after all of this, and again, I'm like scrubbing through this, he just goes out and out and out about you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What's the point of even watching these shows? Pat Dixon and Adam just spew all this nonsense. And there was never an elevator.

Then there was an elevator. And then he says, well, it turns out everything Adam said was actually accurate. So Adam Bush might have been on the table read. And I might have said, hey, good job. You know, you did great or whatever. That's usually what you say, especially if people are doing you a favor. And it might happen on an elevator, right. Yeah, yeah.

That's the whole point. But it was not number one son. That was in 1998. Number one son was 2004, 2005, 2006. It's really 2005, 2006, because 2004, it was the end of 2004 when there was any interest in, no, 2005 was Aspen. And then I, and then what happened? Which was the style at the time. I know.

It's so, Grandpa Simpson. I got the, I got the HBO half hour in 2005. And then we taped the pilot in 2006 because. We got married after. So it was 2005, 2006, number one son. There was no elevators involved. Everything was, everything was Santa Monica. And then we did the taping in Hollywood, but it was not, it was on a, whatever.

So he doesn't know what he's talking about. All right. Dad, the waiter just wants your order. Yeah, I know. So, Adam, I don't know why Kevin got, it stuck that you said you were on number one son. He literally said just the opposite of that. said there was another pilot. Now, what's crazy is that

the way Kevin's telling this story, this was a deal that was done in the 90s, and you're saying this was after number one son wasn't picked up by, was it NBC? I don't know the history of Kevin Brennan's career. I just know that

that happened. In 2008, you're saying. With the 2006, and it was the untitled Kevin Brennan project. And we had been doing WATP for like a year before I remembered, oh wait, That's that guy. That's crazy.

This happens a lot. You know, this is like there were many versions of Louis C.K.'s show. It was like Lucky Louis, something else. And then it was Louis. And to Louis, it's all the journey of his TV show. It's all number one son. These are all shows. It's not like Kevin had a new idea.

These are shows about his family, mostly about his brother Neil, and why, who is the favorite son to the father? Because in real life, Kevin's father never told him he loved him. That's what we know from Kevin telling us. And he obviously feels inferior to his brother, Kevin, to his brother Neil, who teamed up with the guy that humiliated him on Star Search and then rode that success and fame. So I understand where he's coming from. But this is like Louis C.K. renting out Carnegie Hall to accuse Mike Rafferty of being a liar. and that he has no character because he said he was on Lucky Louis instead of Louis. Right.

Yeah. Who gives a fuck? That's not the point at all. The point of the story was actually make Kevin look good and he doesn't know how to handle that. And he says it a little later in that thing. He goes, so they're all saying that, you know, I can't take a compliment and I'm broken. But Adam Bush is a liar. Well, that's clearly you not being able to take a compliment.

WATB actually had a great episode where Eric's. Zane was watching and looking forward to reviewing MLC and Kevin came up and like Eric was like, ah, what happened? What happened? He was planning this whole bit and then he couldn't do it because he just felt so bad because he thought he was doing so poorly because he looked so bad. And I feel the same way. Like, this is just mean.

This is a lot of filtering too. It's on Kevin's face, as you can see. A lot. And it's not helping. There's like, I don't know, I don't know if it's lobotomy scars or what's going on But let me just say this. This guy is obsessed with his brother and with his father. And he has this thing called number one son.

And he says there in that rant that he told his agent, if it gets picked up, say number one. If it doesn't, say number two. That's it. Don't say anything else. So he's, I know what I sound like when I say this, but if somebody has a better explanation, please offer it up. It's number one son. It means so much to him. The idea that one of his decided enemies is involved in number one son enrages him because

I'm not the number one son. Neil's not the number one son. He's the number one son. So that's why I've been making the same show for that long and why I begged that agent to please just can I hear it once? Can you just say it once? Tell me on number one. That's brilliant.

Tell me on the number one son. I was listening to I forgot. Maybe it was Cardiff talk about this because he goes, I don't want to hear that they love me. It's just not going to work out with the schedule, false schedule or whatever. Just if I got it, say number one,

and if I didn't get to say number two, where it's like, well, you could also just say yes or no. Right? There's a voicebell just saying yes or no. I never thought of that, though. You're right. He needed to hear that.

This is why people don't work with him. He also like, while explaining how, you know, what a failure I am, he tosses off that he was late to this table read that HBO set up. And he goes on a long tanning. about eating spinach and how it affected his stomach and mostly about money. Like, this is why nobody wants to work with him.

This is why he is where he is. The reason why he was late is because he just went for a stroll, a stroll through the park. It's just like big timing. Yes. Yes. And there were bigger stars there. They were helping him out to try to get this pilot picked up. So, uh, anyway, very interesting, Adam.

You, uh, with Pat Dixon, who, Kevin and Pat. They're button heads right now. Kevin's not a big fan of Pat Dixon. So anytime you go on Pat, show you end up on Kevin's radar. Or us, but he thinks, you know, because of this offense, he's justified in accusing me of crimes and being complicit and just completely attacking my character. And now I have to bring my pay stubs. Right. Yes.

He needs to see Venmo receipts to prove you get to. I never said anything about any of this stuff. He's such a weirdo. Yeah. It's bizarre that he needs to know who's getting paid by WATP, and he's obsessed with it for some reason. It's very interesting. That's how this guy lives his life.

We don't support senior abuse. We're not in favor of it. It just, Kevin needs answers to these questions. I'm glad we provided it. All right. Let's check in on John on Stephanie Miller. Bob, blah, blah, bloody ass. Can I get a little sympathy?

Where I sneeze? John was the third mic and also the booker. And also the prep guy for the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour show. And he books Kirk Fox. You know what Kirk Fox is, Adam? I believe he's a comic. He is a comic. He was on Parks and Recreation, not.

You know, he had a role on there. He's done a bunch of TV. So on March 25th, 2016, he shows up over at Stephanie Miller's house. And he gets there very early because John did not give him good directions on when to be there or what to do. And everyone's confused. All right. I've wanted to come as I was. Well, I told him he can shower your house.

Okay. So, and this is the other thing that happens with John. So guests show up and they have no idea what this is or why they're here. I still don't. It's like they've been kidnapped by ISIS. Even when I leave, I won't know why I was going to. Let me guess. John came up to you to the comedy store and said,

Eric, Kirk, you're like, Steph. It was a phone call. Oh, yesterday. I sent you all the stuff all properly,

the address and everything else. Yeah, I am here. No. Okay. So again, John is, cannot roll with anything.

Constantly have to be like, now tell my, boss that I did send you an email that had all the details for this appearance. Fine, John. I also love that he goes, I told you you could shower in Stephanie's house. John thinks that every shower is a public shower.

What is up with that? It's a weird thing. He wants to get his gross feet and everyone's fucking tile for some reason. So we started off with this guy shows up. I guess he was a semi-professional tennis player before he got into show business

and comedy. he's an interesting character and John explains why he was booked for this specific show and this is not what you should say to a guest you said I have a problem but I thought you needed help well

that goes without saying no it's because I because Mark Maron I was dealing with him and then and then he can't do it until April I'm like oh shit so I'm here because someone fell out That was nice. Yeah, that was nice

and ended up that way. Then I was like, oh, man, how's my angle? Is that good? Everybody. Here's what happened.

Fucking John. So he got an urgent email, help, or he got a phone call. I need your help. And it's because Mark Merrin fell through. And then John,

who explained that to the guests live on the show. Yeah. That you were my backup plan. What an asshole? What a shitty thing to say to someone? Kirk was married to Clint Eastwood's daughter for a short time. And so he's got some father-in-law jokes.

We were golfing once, and he said, if you really wanted to golf with me this bad, all you had to do was ask. And I do remember one time he called me a son of a bitch, and I was just so happy that he called me a son. Like, in that phrase, his son. I was just like, that's all I ever wanted. There were some great things. So John now feels the need to make Kirk feel better about this decision of coming on the show.

And he is laughing hysterically at everything he says. Way over the top. And you'll notice Missy B is pointing out the chat. He has a water in front of him. Stephanie has a glass of wine. And John has four or five beers out in front of him. Just scattered about. Scattered about.

I think it's a frat party on this. Also, I don't know why, but they've decided to put an SM58 on the other side of the table. The other side of the table. And it sounds like shit. No one is miced on this. They're outside Stephanie's house,

and it sounds like complete garbage. Yeah, you can hear the table noise better than them. It's a terrible decision to mic it this way. Let's see more of John over laughing over the time. Stop laughing at Kirk. But the funny thing was, is afterwards, I think I dated Morgan Freeman's daughter, and then Gene Hackman's daughter. And then I realized, I just loved the movie Unforgaining. Thank God Aaron Spelling wasn't.

You're like a... You're like a... All right, John, we get it. Holy shit. He's really trying to sell this. And John's one of these guys who thinks If there's laughing Then it's A funny

And B, he's in on it Yeah Ah John had a great appearance He's laughing so much Shut the fuck up over there Especially because the other two are not laughing at all Like he's doing this all deadpan And what he's saying is interesting and fun

Yeah But it's not Fall over on your chair laughing John doesn't know what a conversation is So he does his act on these shows and he hopes they're going to laugh like he's laughing this guy is having a conversation dropping in some humor and john is treating it like he's doing his act so when the guy was like yeah it was nice that he called me son like that part was serious john he was just having a conversation

so as you guys know we've been watching these recently and stephanie has the worst prep i've ever seen an interviewer with she'll say you know according to your wiki page. It says that you do comedy that's both highbrow and silly. You know, they're just like, I don't know. What the fuck? So we find out, because I was speculating about this before, we find out who is the one who's getting Stephanie, this amazing prep that she's using for her interviews. Oh, okay. So John, first of all, didn't tell you what you're doing. Annie said me, he sent me one page about you. I will leave here. I will leave here and still not know. John printed out a single page from this man's Wikipedia. That's the only thing John knows how to do is print out Wikipedia and hand it to Stephanie.

Here you go. Here's your prep. How about you read it? And they come up with questions and some background for Stephanie that would help her out with the interview. Nope, just the opposite. I had a talk show. What, okay, tell me about that. I didn't even see that on Wikipedia.

I don't see that on the Wikipedia. I think I had a talk show. John's like, I guess I missed that part on your Wikipedia. Kirk looks so put off by this. He's hating this. Yeah, rightfully so. Yeah. It's like, what am I doing here?

But this is who I am. It's really on Stephanie. Oh, of course it's on Stephanie. She's still winning John book for her fucking show. And prep for it. Yes. He's terrible. And drink his beers.

And use her shower. So John, first he cracks himself up. And then he starts laughing at Kirk. And so they're asking more about Clint Eastwood. And they have a lot of questions about this. Are you married now? Are you with someone? What's your deal?

There's a woman that I'm supposed to marry? Bruce Wilson's daughter? No. But I could look into that. Lee Marvin's cousin. It has to be a certain type. George Kennedy has a

step down. He's had to go down. It's like, Lady Kazan's. Those guys were all special. Did Clint ever do anything like, like just that was, like, you're like, wow. Really? Like, did he ever do something? Was he always a right wing whack?

Okay, so these two are coming at it from Clint's retarded because he's leans conservative. So John's like, yeah, do you ever you're just like, huh, huh? Guys,

I'm like, talking about my former father and what are you talking about? John's question, let me back it up. John's question

is horrible. Those guys are all special. Did Clint ever do anything like, like just that was, like, you're like, wow, really?

Like, did he ever do something? Was he always a right wing whack? Was he a right wing whack when you knew him? I think he's dead on. I think he's back where he belongs.

Yeah. Wow. That's not the answer they wanted. He's like, no, I actually agree with this politics. Stephanie was trying to translate for John. Yeah. Well, right. Yeah. He's a wackaderee, right?

If only maybe this was around the time he did that speech to the chair that everyone was making fun of. But either way, Clint Eastwood, for the entirety of his career, has never done anything that made people go, whoa. No shit. It's pretty well respected as far as an actor. director of filmmaker. Even when he's great, that's not the response. Right. So, yes, this is the time that he was talking to the chair.

I think it was it the Republican National Convention or something. Yeah. And so give it to Kirk. He's got a pretty funny joke because he's ready for this and John loses his mind. Whenever I drive past discarded furniture, I always

slow down and yell at it, get a rude. That's what we're weird. at all. I mean, that's who I am. Dude, you are a trap, man. Really? You get funny shit. I know it's him. I love your fucking whole thing. It's great.

Is John high? Maybe in an edible or something. Oh, God. He's fucking losing his mind over this shit. And Kirk is just not having it. He's not playing along. He's not going to start giggling with John. He wants to guys be a giggle-puss with him. He's not doing it. In fact, I love what Kirk does right here.

Because Kirk pulls a peshy on John. John doesn't even realize it's happening. I know it's it. I love your fucking whole thing. It's great. The whole thing, like it's a thing? Well, you. You're a thing.

Like your personality is fucking hysterical. Is this a personality? It seems close enough. Don't defend him. No, no, no. Don't trust me. I mean, I have a 186 IQ. So what I try and do is downplayed enough to,

appear engaging to humanity. What was that like being a... Josh should be able to relate. Right. 186? I think John saw that number out before, right? They can carpool to the meetings. At least at 185, I would imagine. What do you mean I'm a personality?

What do you mean by that, John? I know, I just mean like you're engaging and interesting. Oh, like a clown? You mean like a clown? That was so well played by Kirk. Poor Stephanie's just trying to save this interview. Like, okay. Let's not talk to him anymore. This right here could be cringe of the week.

In fact, I'll give it the second cringe of the week. So apparently Stephanie lives next to the airport. Let's record outside. Let's record outside. What's the words that could happen? Well, there's the helicopter show today. That's fine. Hilarious.

This is my favorite clip of this whole segment. because John tries to help his guest out with the plug and watch how Kirk handles this. And I have a TV show now. Which one? Where I play a cop rush hour? Oh, yeah, that's right. It's on CBS this Friday.

Next Thursday, but it's close enough, John. Close enough. I mean, the fact that you went in there with confidence. Yeah. That's what they're going to tell you. What is it? Tell us about it. Hilarious.

It's this Friday. It's next Thursday. but go ahead and just act like you know shit. Why not? That's fun. And then John's response, I thought that's what you told me. I printed out the,

it wasn't on your wiki page. How am I supposed to know? Fucking hilarious. And what's great is that when John fucks up and we've been playing him on Howard Stern some clips recently on living with the past and I think I played something on a devil point this week, I don't know, somebody shows.

John can't accept to blame for anything. He has to point out that other people suck at stuff. You know, this whole thing with Gary Delabate, where Gary's like, you know, John, I heard you call and sell the stock broker, asking about stock prices. That's not what you should be doing on the phones here. You're for the Howard Stern show.

You should be answering the phones, talking about the Howard Stern show. And John's immediate response was, you talk to sell about stock advice. It cares like, I don't. And fuck you. I'm your boss. also if I did.

Yeah. Gary was my hero in that clip because he's like, don't deflect. Right. There's not enough people in the world to say that to John because that is his go-to. Which is why John does not like Gary Del Bonte to this day. And it really breaks your heart because it becomes apparent. Gary loves him and he knows him. Like he knows what a piece of shit he is.

And he loves him. And he thinks, John thinks that's his biggest enemy. Yes. And you see that John does the same thing on the Stephanie Miller show. I got fired. This is true. Now, Kirk. Stephanie.

Stephanie, correct? Yes. Okay. We really are both in a hostage video. We don't know each other. We don't know why we're here. John has given neither of us any information. No, I did.

That was Sean's fault. Right. It's always Sean's fault. God damn you, Sean's mother father. God, God forbid to blame Sean. Sean's doing the best he can with what he has. Wow. Not even trying to be funny.

No. And you know when he's trying to be funny because he has it with the... Yes. Which I believe we determined his spelled H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A-ha, Oh, God, God forbid someone blameshound over there. I guess he's the golden shot who can't do anything wrong, right?

Yeah, no, you're the one who books for the show and does the prep, and you failed miserably both those things. That's why we're calling you out, John. But he said he delivered it all properly. Yes. This is everyone's fault of mind over here. It's crazy. This interview is so awkward.

Kirk seems to want nothing to do with this. He obviously showed up hours ago because he didn't have the time, you know, communicated to him correctly. And so he's just been sitting around, wasting his time. They set up this fucking one microphone on the table. There's guys like walking around them with cameras for no reason. They could just left this shot the whole time.

We've been fine. So you have these awkward things of like behind Kirk's head and stuff. Yeah. How about more mics instead of more cameras? Right. Maybe if we could hear it better, they'd be better than just like looking up that guy's nostrils. This is great because as I mentioned, he was on Parks and Rec.

and John asked a question that Kirk handles beautifully, handles John beautifully. So, Parks and Recreation. What about it, John? How was Amy Poehler? What she did? Fantastic. You do know that she's great. Yes.

Lovable, smart. I've never hung out with her, though. Yeah, you probably won't. Parks and Rec. What about it, John? Is it fun working with Amy Pollard? What do you think? I've never said to her home going on before.

You won't! That's amazing. That's my favorite. As Missy B pointed out, there's five beers just on the table. So we know that's not all he's had to drink today. And they've been there all day. So he's wasted. He's wasted.

And Kirk's not having any of it. They were asking, he's another guy that's on this happy hour show or it's supposed to be drinking. That's just drinking water. He's like, yeah, I don't drink. John really knows how to book him, doesn't he? I feel like he's mocking John the way he keeps bringing the water to his mouth and then not drinking it.

As John keeps chugging and chugging, he's been doing it the whole time. He's had that one sip left and he won't drink it. It looks like it. Yeah. So Chad's talking to him about his experience at Parks and Rec. And this is a question that only John Melendez would ask someone who got to be a star of this show. We got the work done.

Yeah. It was the black. Did you guys go on after and her beers or, you know? I had to go. Did you guys go out and drinking beers? What the fuck is wrong with that guy? What the fuck is wrong with them?

You weren't the baby pull her? How is she? Great, Chad. Did you get beers with her? Does she like Aidal? Yeah. Did you ask her? Did you ask? Missed opportunity. And then you want to talk about. about a fucking dumb question John has.

This is not well thought out at all. She's married to another comic, right? From the guy from S&L. No? No, she was. Oh, okay, that end of him. Yes, he did. Talking about Amy Poller.

She's married to another guy, right? You know, what's his lips? Not anymore. By the way, to Will Arndott. Not a person from SNL. So, Ken, Chad, is no idea what he's talking about. And so he goes back to Clint Eastwood questions. decides. Let's bring this conversation back around to your former father-in-law.

This guy was not married for very long. Has been married in a long time to this woman. But they're fascinated by this. They just keep bringing it up. Did you tell Clint that you were a big fan of him and all that? Well, everyone knows. Right. No, I know. But did you have any uncomfortable moment with Clint? They were only uncomfortable for him. I was happy. I was having Mexican food from him. it all worked out just fine

it's all fine everybody and you're still friends with that why wouldn't I be I wouldn't you divorced I mean I got divorced I mean I got divorced The marriage wasn't it was How telling is that Are you still friendly with

Your former father or not? Yeah why wouldn't I be Well you got a divorce And like the Susanna's family I hates my guts Yeah he started talking about it Yep I assume that's just what happens

Your former in-laws I'll hate your guts They start accusing of being an alcoholic, right? They don't watch you run the grandkids. Spoiler plate. That's what happens, right?

Tail is oldest time. I am making this a two-parter. Because I am loving this interaction between, I'm a big Kirk Foxman now. I am too. I'm just discovered. I'm furious with Stephanie, though. And I feel like the only way she could redeem herself is to fire John on

the spot during this interview. Well, I will tell you, he only lasted, I think, well, no, I guess this is March. So I guess he lasted a few more episodes. There's, uh, Mark Merrin, come on after this. Have we done the Mark Miron episode yet? Yes. We did.

We did? I did not remember that. We did, yeah. Hmm. He's similar to Kirk. Yes, that's right. Ropa dopes him. He brings him in and then he pushes him out.

And he shoves him out. He's very intolerant towards the end. But one thing to remember about Stephanie Miller is that this is not her gig. Like she has a successful political show. That's her own thing. Everything we watch is her like after hours hangout thing, where she is trying. unsuccessfully to do something that she has been duped

into believing John knows how to do. So she's just trusting him because this raunchy Howard Stern like thing is not her bag. She assumes yeah, he's giving them the finger. I'll try in and we'll just see how long it takes for that hatred to

win over the gas lighting and for her to come to her senses. No, it's a good point because when they first started the show, said he'd be like, ah, we fucking swear and fucking shit fuck, you know, she thinks that's what edgy radio is. Right. We are watching it evolve.

Yes. People are used to seeing her. Well, they're used to seeing her deliver the news or just be more formal. So in her mind, her saying those words means something. She's trying to be something she's not. And I'm glad she moved on. Well, let's not forget she was Sister Slees with Brother Wees. Going back to her roots.

I understand. Here at Rochester. So there's that. All right. Let's get into some open. stuff. B, bop, bop, bop. Do you do some prop comedy over there?

No, this is my actual life. Okay. I'm like carrot bottom. Before we go. Oh, okay. Now it's all right. Okay. I see what to happen here.

You want to make Lucy feel bad. So, Crack of Miko, the great Crack of Miko, put out a disc track for Opie just today. Just this afternoon. Thanks to everyone, including Jody B. sent this over to me. Let's check this out because Crack and Miko does some really good work. And he does this too.

Leave it alone. I'm not leaving anything alone. Leave it alone. I'm not going to leave it. You didn't leave it alone. You're the one that made the fucking face when I'm making jokes. It's self-deprecating humor. We do it all the time. Lighten up. I'm not fighting us. I don't want to keep this light. All right. Do what you want. Open up your soul and take it. Peel back your legacy when I get up in a motherfucker for the man cleavage even if I leave him naked. Greg shells. Greg shells. Stomping on them Greg. Smoking on that opaque till my breath smells when I exhale. We smoke a destroyer pack.

We smoke it on OB. Nobody in employed this hack. We jockey Kobe. He picking that narcissistic nose and snagging on bogey. We smoke a destroyer pack. We smoke it on OB. You fucking suck, man. I don't know how else to say it.

Long Island Radio, the PD gave a song you played it. Until an Italian with talent came and made your famous, act like you the master who created it. You're fucking shameless. Sat back and scratched your anus while two of the greatest entertainers in radio history consistently cascaded jokes evading interruptions and callers you slammed the brakes with Trying to ease the tension of your pissy mood and shitty faces You could have just sat back made Millie since chill kickback as a laugh track But you ain't want a he-hawned guess it reminded you too much a jackass

I'm sported of the board op did a poor job made a lot of profit Even if you say you earn that cake I'm still stomping on it You was the captain steering the ship shippersin straight into the rocks ain't got Fire, we quit listening. Now, it's his fault for chimpin out, but you still could have went the bath of the man. Pral after the fans and the cash of your brints and the stabbing that knife in the back of your friend. Then you all went your separate ways and put the show to rest. Destroyers, no exterminator.

He could not control the pests. We started attacking him, but he the one that made us mean. Plus he got the thinnest skin of any snake you've ever seen. Years went by, you all suffered your own losses. Jim came out in the closet and started burning crosses. What's crazy is that ant can drive a Shelby drunk and bite a hoe. dropping in fuck a teen still somehow be more likable more likable than you at least plus he's not who this song about the fans ain't you so much that i got pay for what's coming up out of my mouth would have never done this on my own dime for your old crimes look at you now from a high model to a slap potty from a shock jockey to a low cow and i'd maybe you mellow out barking at mics at like five in the morning i think it's time to put the soul yelling down had an obsession with being number one and radio wanted all of the power if everybody call him opi i'ma call him wrong howard why the fuck is comedian up in your Bio. Gotta be a mistake, son.

You could never even take a joke brother, man. Let alone make one. Like, holy ass. What the ass? Who the man? Not you, man. Millionaire taking super chats just to ring out remnants of his only fans. A 69, you old man, with a purple mouth.

Greg still got them sugar titty. Sweetie, pull them nerples out. Only Jesus knows what's happening behind them walls. Probably got that joggy-looking peanut butter off his bull. Open up your soul and take it. Peel back your legacy when I get up in a motherfucker for the man cleavage, even if I leave him naked. Greg shells, Greg shells, stomping on them Greg shells.

Smoking on that OPEC till my breath smells when I exhale. We smoke a destroyer pack. We smoke it on OB. Nobody ill employ this hack. We joking eat co-be. He picking that narcissistic nose and snacking on fogies. We smoke and destroy a pack. We smoking on old.

I say boring. It's not boring. None of this has been boring. You're trying too fucking hard, you loser. I'm fucking great at this shit, dummy. This is a fan-funded disc track from Crackamiko. Hello, Brendan. Is this Brendan Shob?

I got that new sound. Thick Boy Records is looking for. Now, people are wondering, Adam, if you're the one who put the money up for this, and Adam pay Crack and Mika for that Opie song. I'm just saying I love it. It's a banger, and Thick Boy Records should put it out. Thick Boy for Life. I don't think Thick Boy Records is still a thing.

Now, what I'm interested to see, is how Ronnie Babes reacts to this. Because Ron's going to see this, and he's featured it a few times. He's going to get very giddy. Oh, yeah. He's going to get very excited that he's part of this. And then he's going to read the lyrics and go,

huh? What? Who have I hitched my wagon to? Yeah, what is this? What's a low cow? I hope you asked Obi what a low cow is on the next stream they have. I would love to be a fly on the wall for the conversation those two are going to have about this and how you're not allowed to talk about it and don't bring

it up. Hopefully, uh, Ron misses that call and then hops on the stream with Opie and brings it up because that'd be very funny. Opie did a stream this afternoon. Did you know that? No. This is rare for him. Opie decided to hop on his phone and start streaming to the masses.

His, uh, huge internet following. He's in the car? Yeah, he is in a car, actually. It looks like this. Waiting to pick up my wife, parked on a side street, and I'm insanely bored, so I figured I would turn this on.

What's up, DZ Fazz? How are you, brother? Waiting to pick up his wife, he's on a side street in Manhattan, and he's bored, so he decided to start streaming. Now, I think there's a few things going on here. I think that he's been bringing up his wife a lot lately

because he wants to make it seem like he has a wife still and I don't believe this story. Why would he need to be sitting on a side street waiting for his wife or to pick up his wife because this is 65 minutes later. That's how the stream starts. 65 minutes later this happens.

My wife is John. All right, I got to go. My wife just texted. That means I got to go pick her up. Guys, thank you very much. Thanks for checking this out. Hit the like on the way out. Make sure you check out the Opie Radio podcast.

Subscribe wherever you get your podcast. And make sure you download a few of the episodes. She's calling back now because I keep not accepted the call because I'm trying to end the live stream. Also, what else? I'll be live streaming tomorrow morning. I hope you join us there. Bye. Thanks, guys.

You guys were cool. that's how it ends it continues on for another five minutes somebody does not stop the live stream but and yes Anthony he was double parked which I also found very annoying and he sat there for over an hour

look at he shows up easy you're good hope you're good we're good we'll look at the street in front of me there you go hey Ken Mosca what's up Kenny how are you brother good to see you man it's been a minute

so I'm sure there's a scenario where it makes sense that he'd be double parked on a side street for over an hour to pick up his wife. No, that's not true, actually. He was waiting for an hour and then when she called, which could have been any moment, he sounded scared. He's like, if I don't pick this up right now, he sounded like he was going to get in trouble if he was caught streaming or something. I'm just not buying it. It's just weird. Yeah, why does he have to go suddenly? Isn't she just going to get in the car?

that's a great point too if he's picking her up he's double parked somewhere there's no stopping by the exit of wherever she is right but really best case scenario i think he's got to pick up the kids for his weekend oh oh that is best case so he gets there to pick up the kids for his weekend and she's like no i told you today it's not until four i have the kids until four specifically said do not double park that's an interesting theory. Okay. Well, Adam, you were checking out Opie's streams from last week. And I think we have some updates, of course, when we were checking in on the Opster back on WTP this past weekend. We saw that Opie was very proud of himself. He pulled a California King mattress, actually two California King mattresses out of his house, dragged them all the way to the curb. He was going to donate those to whichever neighbor wanted his old mattress. And we're going to get to the exciting conclusion of that. But first, where do you want to begin on the 28th of May?

Like the movie Anchorman, they try and do some fake, like banter as the stream comes up. But in reality, it's just so forced and phony. Come, the cloud. What's the other verse? I don't know. Ronnie goes, did you hit live? Yes, I hit live. Ronnie, babes.

Oh, he goes, hey, Ron, start saying, here come the clowns. And I was doing it for three minutes. I told you that this is a delay when I hit live stream. Look, we're already at each other's throats. I haven't seen you in four or five days. I miss you, Ron. I know. All the DMs are like, yeah,

Opie needs to treat you nicer. Oh, shut up. That is an interesting peek behind the scenes. We find out that Opie's giving directions. Because he starts these streams. Sometimes Tony P's talking about the vet and bringing his dog in. He's concerned about. And now this one, you have Ron singing, bringing the clowns or whatever.

But Opie's directing them to do these things. So it can make it seem like it's sporadic. Wow, look at me. We're just. Yeah. And he's intentionally starting the stream at a time they don't know when it's happening. Yeah. Which is not nice to do to anybody.

John does that. Starring John does that. Yeah. It's a shitty thing to do. I know you think they're like contemptuous in that there's real, tension between them, but it's just fun in games. Oh, go somewhere else. I'll tell you the truth, people really, really love.

I don't even call it the angst because in the end, in the end, we like doing this together, but we like being feisty towards each other. And that's something people like, they don't like sitting around listening to a comedic podcast where three comedians are all in agreement on. Wait, by the way, what is talking about? Three? What shows are you talking about? Rico show, WTP.

That's four, we're three. That's interesting. Uncle we goes three. Yeah, you're right. I believe he's not there anymore. I stopped watching when Bob left. Yeah, I was going. So it's interesting that

you have Ron going, yeah, I get all these Diobs people saying, you treat me like shit. And it was like, ha, some people like. No, his response was, shut up. That was the original response. Go somewhere else.

Thanks for clearing that up. He's in the middle of a rant about Joe Rogan And Opie has to interrupt Ronnie He leaning back with his feet up on the chair And his socks like he's at a slumber party Talking wheel saw He's gonna make the same mistake The old Opey and Anthony show did

And that was getting comfortable Getting comfortable Look we're so great Just turn the mic side We could do anything No one's gonna do you know what Joe Rogan is Wow was Opie admitting That maybe could have put a little more effort

to the Opie and Anthony show when he was on there? The closest he can come to that is saying we could have put on for him. We got too tough. I don't think anybody else looked too comfortable other than him. Jim certainly did not. No. I'm curious if Opie ever watches Joe Rogan for as much as he talks about him. If he's ever turned on the program and checked out what he's up to because every

every day describes Joe Rogan, it's a show that I've never seen. And I've watched a lot of Joe Rogan. So I don't think Opie. pays any attention at all, just likes to bitch to complain and thinks people would go along with him. Yeah, yeah, Joe Rogger, he sure is lazy, right? That's the problem.

So there's a bar fight at the place that Ron works in Astoria Queens, and Ron got a bottle thrown at him. Sweet. It was a lot of drama, and it affected him, and he wants to talk about. Not shocked, but surprised

that when I woke up this morning, my very first thought was eridability, I'm angry. I'm fucking annoyed. And I'm like, dude, what's going on with you, Ron? And the sources, and I know everyone can relate to this, being forced to work with toxic people at work. Having to work with toxic people.

And more specifically, if the toxic person is a person of an authority figure, and you can't really do anything about it, because, hey, guess what? You want to keep your job. So, and I know. Which workplace is he talking about? Yeah, exactly. This is hilarious that OPS has sit there and listen to this.

Imagine the guy's like the boss, let's say that. And he's the prick that makes everyone else's lives miserable. I don't know. But could you imagine something like that? Everyone can relate to this, but like calling me a fucking, dude, he called me a pussy. He goes, you fucking pussy. I like it. Ron's boss.

He sounds fun. but yeah so opi is now going to pretend like he isn't the toxic person that was the problem at work that he could totally just relate to this it affects you more than you think because i really was surprised to wake up this morning pissed off and it stems from being at work being verbally abused i think we're only human man we're only human oh i think everyone can relate to this you know i certainly have been in some toxic environments myself and uh it affects your health. Who created those environments, Greg?

Yeah, right. The balls on this man. Do you think he knows right then, or he's pretending? I think he knows. Now, Opie came back to podcasting and said, you know what? I realized I had my faults. I made some bad mistakes. I shouldn't have treated people the way I treated them.

And there was like this weird epiphany that he had. And then that all went away. And then he's back to blaming everyone. It's everyone's fault but his. and everyone's just a dick because I don't have the big chair anymore. That's why everyone's turned on me. They're just using me all along.

So that's what Opie thinks. But now he's back in therapy. So is it possible that he's realizing sometimes the problem is internal. Sometimes you are where you are in life because you are who you are in life. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know if Opie learns shit like that. I have no idea. But I love that Ron brought that to him. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've experienced that too. Go fuck yourself. He has been talking to a therapist,

and this is one of the things he's talking about. And I got to tell you, my dear friend, Carl, who I, God, I need to get over his death. It's been a while. I've got to get over it somehow. I don't know how I get over it. I tried. I even talk to my therapist about it.

But maybe replace him with a friend who is an AI. Yeah. Opie's a lonely guy and Carl was like a cool friend who wanted to like do cool stuff and had famous friends and was interesting to hang out with he seemed like a good egg

and accepted Opie at face failure laughed at all of Opie's dumb clips except for when he called his employer employees OLA O'S yes she's German Opie Stop calling her an Ola Now that's an Ola over there

Yeah he wants to see an Ola and I don't think Opie's found a replacement for that. What's funny is that you never hear Opie cry about Vic Henley. Not once. Never once.

He's like, I can't get over Vick's God. I miss him singing. Sherrod Small doesn't talk to me anymore. Those names never get brought up. Just Kyle Ruiz. Did you see how his face was when he said that? Did you see the crazy eyes and the spastic? Look at him.

Yeah. Like, that's real crazy. Yeah. Yes He's like I spoke to my therapist about it And I'm still fucked up Did he think it was going to happen Once he talked to them

And they were going to be like Here's the solution And then it would be done Yeah Like he doesn't even know what to do That's what therapists do They yeah They give you some pills

And they go eat these You'll stop caring about Carl Ruiz Oh okay great Well then he is not taking them Or he's taking the wrong ones Yes I think you're right about that But he does do great impressions

He is a talent I love it when I hope he does impressions Yeah, baby. Remember everyone walking around? Yeah, baby. Oh, behave. I can't do the accent, so I'll do it as a ghetto chick. Yeah, baby.

If you can't do the accent, then you got to do it as a ghetto chick. Yeah, baby. Oh, behave, baby. I'm more offended by the ghetto babe. I think Hopi and Anthony have a lot more in common than they realized. Oh, shit. Oh, that was rough. there. He does these impersonations. You swear it was the real person.

I love the way Ron is looking at him, like, disgusted. He's like, we're trying to do a comedy show here. We're really ruining it for us. This is really bizarre what he says next about his ex-girlfriend. I, my ex, my ex, my ex, uh, my ex. Why do I have to even say that ever? Gross. Never liked you. Just so you know, I never liked you. The chemistry was off when I kissed it for the first time. And then, you know what, I did the right thing 10 years later and I got rid of yeah. Anyway, she was a big fan of Lovita, uh, Lovita. What is it? Living Lovita, Luca. Jesus Christ, bitter much. Hope he's been married for years. He's got a family, well, supposedly,

allegedly. And he's still bitching about an ex-girlfriend he dated for way too long. He was with for 10 years. But he kissed her, felt nothing, waited 10 years. did something about it and says he has good instincts. Yeah, that's good point. So then this is what we are living through right now. It's like in five more years he's going to be like, I got to stop this, so I finally stopped it. But look at what's going on, this free fall.

What does she do to you? Right, and he acts like she's watching. You know what I mean? Like that was a message directly to his ex-girlfriend. Ew, I have to call you my ex. He says like a five-year-old. Right. Doesn't girls have cooties?

Like that's not morning radio, Opie. All right. So the next day, fast forward to the 29th of May. And he's on with Tony P. There's no Ronnie Babes on this. I can't keep saying that. Ron Berman. Don't.

I'm not going to say Ronnie Babes anymore. It's around the waiter. He's not on there. Just Tony P. And I will warn everyone. Anna pulled these clips. I'm blaming. I'm throwing you under the bus.

The sink is off on the video. video. So it's not going to line up with what they're saying. But whatever. He puts them under membership really fast. I'm not buying one. It's very difficult. But just keep in mind, Obie's been trying so hard to be a friend, like a guy's guy with Tony, the same way he was with Maddie O. And he always like over, it's too much and it's not sincere. And this just turns into creepy. Was my son maybe, I think I could too. I'm older, but I think I could too. I could have thrown a rock. hit where you live from where I was in the Bronx Friday night.

Correct. So then I drove around the block, literally, and I took a picture of the house. I said, is this your house, Tony? Is this your house? You took a picture of my neighbor's house, actually. I'm attached on that side. So technically it's still the same house, but I'm the one with the little pond in front. I know exactly where you are now.

And people might say, well, why didn't you stop in and say hi to Tony? Tony was at a comedy gig. I was at a comedy gig. I was at a comedy. Okay. What was the point of that story? Obi way had to go to the Bronx slumming it

in the shitty neighborhood that Tony P lives in yeah whenever he goes anywhere he's got to tell you all about it if he wanted to see Tony why didn't he just go to the comedy gig I bet it wasn't far away probably not

why are you going to see where this guy lives unannounced that's really creepy you're like his boss or something it's just not there's no way he explains this to his wife and he's like she's like oh that sounds nice that's lovely right yeah do you know that

Chad Zubak was over at Mercia's house too. It's fine. All right, let's get back into Opie's name. We all know Opie hates his name Greg. He hates his nickname Opie. And we have something that actually makes us a little bit more interesting, the backstory of all this. I don't know how old I am.

And I'll be honest with you because my mom at the end of her life, she said something to me. She said, Greg. She called me Greg. She was the one that named me. after her best friend's husband, by the way, who was Greek in Astoria Queens. Greg, I got something to tell you, but I don't think you could handle it. Yeah, the pause is I never asked to follow up because I guess I didn't, I guess I knew I couldn't handle it.

So she went to her graves telling me, I got something to tell you, but I don't think you can handle it. Okay. So this has been a problem for Greg, for a long time. why am I named after this guy that you know, your friend's husband? Am I Greg Jr.? Like, what's the deal here? But he says this is why he doesn't know how old he is?

That doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't. So I don't understand that. But he doesn't understand why he was named Greg. And he's concerned about it. Not so concerned that he would ask his mom a follow-up question. No. So that he goes,

he goes on about this. So it could be three things. It could be that there's a reason why I'm named after her best friend's husband. She says because she just liked the name. Fair enough. It could be, could be that I'm actually, I miss his son.

Don I miss us swears that I could be his son. And that he hoped to be a thing. Huh? Let me stop you there one second. You can't like move on from that. Is that a real thing that Don Amis says you might be his son? I mean, you know, I think he was joking, but I posted a picture of me and him once, you know, when I met him.

And it's kind of creepy, the resemblance. I looked at the time, like a younger version of him. And he's like, yeah, man, I think I might have banged your mom outside the Nassau Coliseum after an Islander's game. Man, he said all this on his show. He's a shock, Jacopi. I think he might have been joking. Yeah, I think he would have been joking. And Tony P's a retard.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is what you did? They never told me that before. Fucking idiot. These guys are so stupid. I met Ron Jeremy once, and he's from Bayside Queens, and I told him, you know, my grandmother's from Bayside Queens, and he made the same joke.

Yep. It's not a good one. It's what you do. Right. I shouldn't base my family history on it. Probably not. But, so, Obe's got some options. And, you know, one can be that I misses his dad and other things could happen to.

And then I'm thinking that, you know, a lot of UFO stuff is coming out. I think I might be like a fucking. fucking alien hybrid that they talk about. Bro, we're all alien hybrids, bro. That's why we don't match. Do you get it? Yes. Everything in nature matches except us.

We do everything to stay out of nature from putting shoes on for building fucking houses. I think every nationality on Earth is an alien hybrid. I think that's another alien that came from another dimension and they were a little different. And there you go. You get the Asian people. And then you get the alien. Jesus Christ. This is some of the devilish should have ever heard.

there's a that South Park episode where it turns out that the earth is just a reality show for aliens yeah it's like look at this we put Asians next to Latino people and we watch it all on this reality show opi thinks that's real could you imagine there's black people and Mexicans that doesn't make any sense it must be obviously aliens that came here from a portal through a portal or something he gets upset when things get a little too right wing or left wing but this he's fine with Yeah, and Tony P's all into it. He's just like, yeah, that's what I've been saying. There's no way else Greeks are related to Italians.

That'd be crazy. And then you get the alien from another dimension that comes down and there you go. There's all the Greek people. Yeah. How are we all from the same thing, you know, black people, Asians, white, Greek, everything in between. How are we from the same thing? It's impossible. We're a whole bunch of hybrids from a whole bunch of different dimensions.

I don't want to toot the Greeks' horns, but, you know, the Greeks are kind of like in the middle. Do you get me? We're white in the winter. In the summertime, we turned dark and brought. Good stuff. Tony, do you know where I can get some more weed? Yeah, Jesus Christ. It does, Anthony's in the chat saying it sounds like the first time we spoke to joint the conversation you would have.

And Opie thinks it, and Opie can make fun of Joe Rogan, all he wants. You know, the conversation would be a little bit more interesting if this was on, Joe Rogan show. But, Opie, listen, Opie might be kind of a drug guy. Maybe that's what this is going on. I think I had so much sugar in me that my body's like,

yeah, we're cool for now. But now I'm out of my mind two weeks in. Man, you got to start smoking some pot, bro. I was thinking about doing an edible to calm the cravings down this weekend. I decide not to it the last minute. But to your point, yeah,

I might have a fucking body again. it might have been the sugar that was making me look like a slob. Listen, they said it the other day, bro. We got to take over the 55 and over community op. You understand? I hear you. With studs. If you still got some kind of hair on your head, you're a fucking stud.

I do. It's just a mess right now. That's a pretty low bar. They have going. Tony Pee really does think he's hot, though. He's got his nipples pierced. He's constantly showing off too much of his chest. And that was jewelry.

So he's trying to get Opie on his team. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're studs, right? You and me? We're the hot guys. It's so embarrassing. I love that Opie's going through this like sugar withdrawal. Yeah, he's quit sugar. He doesn't eat ice cream at night anymore.

And he's getting a hot body as a result. So that's cool. But this sugar withdrawal, he even thought about maybe having an edible. You imagine a second. I'm no scarface, but with taking an edible, yeah, yeah, yeah. create like get rid of your desire for sweets. I think it works the opposite way.

It might be just the opposite actually. I think so. I think it would help you justify having that Rocky Road ice gear that's in the back of the freezer. You're pretending you didn't know it was there. Now, Tony P. has been rolling a joint throughout this. So he knows the correct way to talk about that. He just can't because he's scared of his boss. Yeah.

Yeah. Opie's solution is not the best one. I would say. Philip on proteins, Opie, have a steak. Next time we want a candy bar. It's not a horrible substitution,

honestly. He needs something. And he needs a lot of it. Yeah. Now I want steak. I know. It would be good. You may be chilly yesterday with our leftover steak.

I have to try that. I'm going to get on that tonight. All right. Where we go? Oh, that's right. So Opie now is talking about how he is. And I don't know this. Hope he could have been a model.

He's talked about this many times. For whatever reason he went into the radio, but he was a fucking hot dude. I was gonna lie to you. I had a nice, I had a nice ass, not too big, not too small.

It was nice. Mine's terrible. I had kind of, I was, I had muscles. I had a hint of some abs. I had kind of like bleach, blonde hair that went past my,

my ears. I had crystal blue eyes that drove the women nuts. And now look at this mess. Look at this. What is this crap? You still got it there. You just need to be brushed off, bro.

You understand. Yeah, brushed off. Opie was fishing for a couple of out there. He got it. He got exactly what he wanted right there. You're still hot, Opie. I fuck you. Come on, boss.

Yeah, right. Exactly. You need too hard on yourself. So gross. I hate what? when he talks about how he is or was or will be sucks.

I like when he tries to relate to the common man. Yeah. I think that that's something that Opie does very well as we've been seeing. Do you watch basketball? Do you have an opinion on the NBA finals? I don't really watch

sports, but I'm sure I'm not going to be able to avoid it. Oh my God. Why would you avoid it? You're a New Yorker. Because I got things to do, bro. I don't got time to sit watching sports. I got to figure out how I can make this.

I also got bills to pay, mouths to feed. There's no rest for the wicked, but I'm going to be watching the Knicks in the NBA final. Okay. Hold on a second. OBV, if the Knicks weren't in the finals,

let's just suppose, you know, maybe Boston puts up a better front against them in the first round. Is there a, wait, was it Boston that played the next? No, it wasn't. Is there a chance I'm just throwing this out there

that Opie would be making money instead of watching basketball because that's what he's saying. He's like, I mean, I also have to pay the bills. But, you know, I got to watch some basketball. These are big games that are coming up. Were you not listening? He said no rest for the wicked, Carl.

I don't think Opie makes any money. I mean, I know he has this new grift right here. We haven't been brought up yet. The rotting tooth fund. Yeah. As the 499 shows up on his screen right here, Opie's literally asking for $2,000 to pay for dental work. I got mouths to fix.

Right. And this fucking asshole is going to sit there and tell Tony P. Listen, man, I also have bills to pay. Tony P., who's a janitor somewhere, who's, like, excited to work on Memorial Day because he gets time and a half. What was Tony trying to say? He's like, I got stuff to do. I can't watch sports.

I'm trying to develop this show with you. Is that what he was saying? I think what he was saying was I'm trying to turn my hotness into money. Oh, he's about hot. All of this. All right. I thought he was talking about the show. Tony P might be the gayest character of the devil verse.

It's really fucking weird what he's up to. All right. Let's get to the important part of the show. Mattress Update. We know that Opie dragged his California king off to the curb. And this is at his house in the Hamptons. And then he dragged another one out to the curb, and he thought, this is going to get snatched up at a second.

And if you remember, Ron and Tony both told him, no one wants to use the mattress that's just outside. That's gross. And that it's a health hazard if you don't put it in a plastic bag. Yes. They literally told Opie, it's illegal to not have it in a plastic bag. And he's like, I'm not a plastic bag that big. Well, right, you have to purchase a place.

Anyway, so let's get an update on the mattress. This is in beds. But this thing was in pretty good shape. I got to be honest. There were no stains on and nothing. It looked pretty fresh. I'm here and say you guys were 100. You got all of the blood stains off of that mattress.

So that's pretty impressive. No stains on and nothing. It looked pretty fresh. I'm here to say you guys were 100% correct. No one. goddamn mattress. And, and, and,

I, I, I, well, the local police came by and said, you know, we just want to give you a heads up. You got, you got to get the mattress off the fucking street. You know, you're going to,

you're going to get in trouble with the town. Holy shit. When Rod was just like, you're going to get fined. Opie's like, I don't even know if I can get someone to pick this thing up. It's like, no, it's worse than that. Not only is the town not going to come pick it up.

You might get a fine for it. And Ryan was right. The cops were like, dude, you can't have a mattress out here. What are you thinking? Especially in that part of town where everyone has cameras. And the way he worded it was so manipulative. The cops warned me, you know, like friends, you might get a ticket if you keep it out there from the town. No, no, no.

You're super told on you when they came to the building and they said, who left that out there? And they said, this guy at that address. And they said, fucking take care of it or were going to. to give you a ticket or a fine or something. Not the town. It's them. They're there. It's happening right now.

It's not a friendly warning between friends. Just FYI, you know, if there was law enforcement in this area, we'd have to take care of this. Wait, I'm a law enforcement of the area. The town looks down on that. Who is the town? It's like some bad villain in a Batman thing. This gets really good.

Oh, good. I called a place called Got Junk or something like that. They quote, They quoted me. They quoted me. They're like, it'll be $400. I'm like, you look like a mom and pop place. Your commercials are good.

You just point at stuff and they take it away. I'm like, this is wonderful. And I'm like, go screw yourself. They're like, well, we'll come by. We'll give you an estimate right on the spot and you don't have to take it. I'm like, no, I don't want any of you people at my house. No. So I said no to the got junk people.

He was offended. He was offended that it costs money. to pick up his fucking mattresses from his house and disposed them for him. These are not big expenses that we're talking about. He's insane. And they said, we'll give you a quote. Right. We'll come by and look at it.

And he said, no, I saw the commercial. The commercial said, I point at it and it disappears. Yeah. Let's go to the video tape. I like those commercials. They're fun. It might be like commercials. But he was so offended.

I can't even look you in the eye, Mr. Don't even dare coming over to my property. and offering me a quote to get rid of my junk. I'd rather pay the fine. He's going to pay the fine. It sounds like. Play 10A. Okay.

Are you ready to make junk disappear? I am so looking forward to this. We make junk disappear. All you have to do is point. Call 1-800 GotJunk or visit 1-800 GotJunk.com. We'll be there before you hang up the phone. He thought it was a Ma and Pa? This is insane.

Because Opie and I, I used to watch hoarders together. I mean, not really, but every Tuesday morning, he'd come out of the show. I'd watch Horders a night before, so did he. And we'd all talk about hoarders. It's a lot of fun. That was the fucking company that picked up all the junk in Hortas.

What 800 Got Junk was featured in every single episode of that. That's a national television show. Open this is the Mon Pah in Long Island? And that they're lying to him. Yeah, right. But in the commercial, like there's that. And everything, the sound effect. They said, we'll come give you an estimate.

And he couldn't handle that. So look at how this situation has to be resolved. That's fucking hilarious. I haven't seen this yet. My wife found a lower level company that works kind of like Uber Eats, kind of like that type of business. Right. Where you text them and you say, all right, what do you got?

You negotiate a price. My wife's like, eh, you know what I think we can do a little better. and they're like, all right, well, we can do a little better too. And we negotiated down to $190.19. So half the price have got junk. And it's all on an app. And what they do is they find people. So you're part of this app.

And let's say you got something like an old dresser. So you put your old dresser on the app. And someone goes, yeah, I'll go and get that. It's kind of like an Uber driver, but for junk. And someone said, yeah, I'll fucking take that. and they came by and took the mattress off the street for a for a cool hundred and ninety four dollars beautiful the town wanted twice that too by the way and they wanted me to wrap it in the plastic like you guys said yep you have to wrap it in the plastic all the things they told him

he was being so indignant to them too he's just like oh you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about just because it rained down the last night doesn't mean someone's not going to cut by today i forgot it got rained on at my mattresses so gross round and don't just like, no one's ever going to take those mattresses, you asshole. I remember Obie was also all upset because the company that he uses to get rid of his trash charges 400 bucks if you want to throw your grill out or something like that. I don't know. So what do you think this was going to be when he started calling around?

And it seems like a huge hassle to save that $210, $205 that he saved. Yeah. I mean, not really. It seems like there's a bunch of apps got junk. things around that do this. Opie, you know, tried to call an Uber. They gave him a quote and he screamed at them and hung up so his wife had to go

find Lyft, sign up and then have them come. It's all competing. They said they'd give you a quote, haggle with them. That's what your wife did. He's either completely incompetent or his wife is like the ventriloquist dummy and like that's the part of him now that can get things done.

And he like speaks in her voice like the movie's like. He's also very very cheap. And even when he's talking to Ron and Tony, who are blue-collar guys, they're always just like, yeah,

things cost money. What are you getting what going on about? Jesus Christ, he's always complaining about these things that I miss when he used to move his car. That was my favorite. That paid $800 for parking.

It was a tease, that last clip we saw where he was waiting outside for his trip. Seymour Jones. Opie literally panicked when his wife texted him and then called him and then called him again after making him wait an hour. Opie's wife owns him.

You know, if he really was picking up his wife as he said, yeah, that was not normal. He has to sit the car for an hour and wait for his wife as soon as she calls him. Oh, oh, okay, I'm gonna go. Haman, hama, hama, hama. Yeah, what the fuck? Maybe we're assholes.

Maybe it's a serious doctor's appointment. Maybe I don't know. Sure. But there's nothing funny about that. All right. We have a fantastic game. We have a review girls coming on. So stick around because it's that time.

Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? Is it gay? Welcome, Megan and Annie. Hello. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Thank you both for being here.

We have another round of Is it Gay that Megan's put together for us. Thank you, Megan. Anytime. The Is It Gay game is Aaron Imhold setting up something that you wants to make a joke about. We need to figure out if the joke is going to be that it's gay or not, because oftentimes it is. And each round is worth one point until we get to the final round worth three points. Let's start with round one of Isid Gay? Figure it out from the, like I would rather people put more money in their pocket from just not paying taxes than like shuffling money around because it's still the government.

it's still going to be corrupt. But I was doing a thought exercise where I said, I've only cut half a trillion dollars out of the budget. We save $400 billion, and then we give every kid daycare and save parents a bunch of money. It's communism!

That's communism. How dare you? I'm like, I don't give a shit, honestly. Like, is it gay to believe that communism exists? Adam. Gay. Carl. That's not gay.

Chris. Gay. Annie? It's not gay to believe it exists. Right. It's gay that exists. Yes. So based on your question, I'm saying not gay.

Let's suck. Okay. If you say it's capitalism or communism, you're fucking gay because neither of those things actually exist. Jesus Christ, all right. I should have known. First one's always gay. Round two of Is it Gay? I'm in a poll position now.

Not more? Yeah. Yeah, dude. And then I did, I only did four one minute planks. This will tell you how shitty my core and my abdominal muscles and my obliques are. I did four one minute planks. And my obliques are still sore today. I did these on Friday. I have no core muscle. Dude, I have no core muscles. It's ridiculous. How are you doing, Johnny? Jesus Christ, what are that. That's all. Is it gay to have no core muscles, Annie? yes it's gay Chris it's pretty gay

Carl I think it's gay Adam gay I did four one minute planks on Friday and if I touch right here it's still

it's still tender that's fucking gay all right let's get it so many things are gay in this guy's world it's pretty incredible round three

of is it gay hope you're playing along at home and doing better than I am The American Pope has become increasingly outspoken about the war in Iran and condemn President Trump's threats against the people of Iran. The president said today he would not apologize for his attacks on Pope Leo. He said he's wrong. President Trump, fuck you, lady. We want to hear about the West Virginia guy, not your fucking three-week-old horseshit.

All right. So if you notice on the top of his screen, it says WB-O-Y is naming your television station. W-B-O-Y gay Adam Okay Carl Of course that's gay Chris

It better be gay Yeah Annie W-boy W-Gay All right We're all going gay I'm gonna let

Now I'm going to your competitor W-B-O-Y Oh that's fucking weird Could we not call a thing W-boy God damn it this game's got to be changed to just weird or gay

that's the only two words he knows all you did was cheap in a country today Megan you're welcome all right here comes round four she got us with that one don't want to hurt any of those people so this is Laura Lumer now Laura Lumer's trying to do this thing where she attacks Candace Owens and exposes Candace Owens and good luck with that yeah the best she's been able to do so far is that a long time ago her husband got a DUI.

Now her husband is like British royalty. He's a Uber millionaire, if not billionaire. Is it gay to not have a DUI as an Uber millionaire or billionaire? Adam? Not gay. Carl. Gay. Chris?

Gay to not have one? Yes. Not gay. Annie. gay and if you're a millionaire who doesn't have one DUI in his life I think you're kind of gay

yes how did I know that would be gay I look his glasses that was a weird one all right round five what are the scores right now four way tie

oh all right wow here we go round five designate was born in El Salvador and came to America as an undocumented ever immigrant amidst civil war. Bro, what the

fuck is with your Catholic churches? Why do we have like a South Park Jesus on the, God, I'm even judging other Catholic churches. Is it gay to judge other churches' religious artwork? Annie? No, it's not gay.

Chris? I don't think he's going to call that gay. Carl? No, it's not gay. Adam? No. Christ rules. Christ is awesome. I'm sorry, but it's weird. On the issue of illegal immigration.

All right, that was weird. So you didn't fool us with that one, Megan. So if we still have a three. It's always the bonus round. I know. We still have a three-way time? Four way, yeah. Yep.

All right. This is the bonus round. Not the bonus round. It's the final round. We're three points. And the way this works is not just, is it gay? We're going to hear a setup, and then Megan's going to give us three different choices. We have to figure out what Aaron thinks

about whatever the subject is. Take it away, Aaron. I don't like... I like the daily sauna segment on the evening show. I like that you guys are asking questions, but I don't like some of the conclusions you're coming to.

Donate money. Spitter swallow. Now, see, that's gross. MSO says if you're having exciting sauna days, you need therapy. Aaron doesn't need therapy, guys. Why doesn't Aaron need therapy? Okay.

One, he's fine. two, he has Jesus, or three, he doesn't believe in it. Adam. Jesus. Carl. I got to go Jesus with this one. Chris? I think it's Jesus, but I'm going to try and win the game with not believing in it.

Annie? Because he's fine. All right. Let's find out. I don't need therapy. I have Jesus. Yes. Fuck.

All right. Adam and I, I think Ty. Correct. As the big weaners this time. Congratulations, Adam. Arm wrestle. Well played.

You got a little bonus clip on here for us, am I good? Yes. Any set to this? I mean, I feel like I've seen a lot of Aaron this past year, putting this game together, and there's just a lot to unpack. when he is covering something that has to do with something gay, and then no matter what, he makes it about himself. And it's just a lot.

So I just figured I'd. He won't. No. Look, I am the butt, ha-ha, of many, many gay jokes on this program. But I have never once been tempted to be gay. And I have never had anything in my asshole or put anything. in a man's asshole.

I've never Is that the definition of gay? If you guys, I'm going to get your asshole or not. Ever kissed a man. I've never made out with a man. I've never touched a man's dick. Keep going.

Keep going. Yeah, don't stop now. I mean, it's being pointed out of the chat right now. He has slurped up another man's cum. What you could argue is pretty gay. He's a neat freak. I mean, his dick was there, but it's not anymore. I just feel so trauma dumped on by this.

Yeah, I know. Yay, I'm a winner. But, yeah, what a weird thing to say. I was listening to Patrick Melton the other day talking about this. We're just like, hey, some people are gay. Some people are straight. Like, who cares? This whole thing is like, let me explain to you how I'm not gay.

I don't make out with dudes. I don't put my penis in their butt holes. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gay. I said the story. I'm to explain it any further than that. Jesus Christ All right well, very well done Megan, great game

and you have a lot of fun as you search for the word gay through the transcripts of Aaron shows Find some fun stuff I definitely do All right, our boy Simon came in with a new game

The Opie or Burr game Hey gang Are you ready to have a good time With a little game of Opie or Burr I'm your host Simon from the worst ever podcast, and I'm going to show you round one. But it was, it was bad. It was bad.

Anyway, I don't even know what the fuck I'm babbling about here. Bablin. Bablin. Time to register those votes. Damn it. He's using that word that's such an opie word that I'm going bilber on this one. Producer Chris, what do you got? That's exactly what I thought.

So I'm going burr. Megan? Burr. Annie? I think it's burr. Adam, what do you got? Gilbert. And here's the answer.

But it was bad. It was bad. Anyway, I don't even want the fuck I'm babbling about here. Babbling. Babbling. You could stop. Hope you like them dry and tamed. because that's what we've got in round two.

Like, if you're going to kill your neighbor, I mean a bow and arrow. Who heard it? Nobody. You just went every morning. You know, you're just sitting across the street getting his tendencies down. Time to register those votes. That's a tough one. Adam, what do you got?

Opie. Annie. Opie. Megan? Chris. I'm going Opie. Opie's the one who wants to kill people. Yeah, I'm going to Opie on this one.

And here's the answer. Like, if you're going to kill your neighbor, I mean, a bow and arrow. Megan. Who heard it? Nobody. You just wait every morning. You know, you're sitting across the street. You're getting his tendencies down.

Good news. Bill's going to move way out east on Long Island. Island. All right. I think magazine only got the point on that one. Correct. Well, well, done. Let's find out who's blowing what in round three.

I compare my life to how my kids are living and when I'm telling them, it just blows my mind. Like that we would leave our house and would have no contact with anybody. Time to register those votes. Uh, Megan, what do you got? Opie. Adam? Opie. Cress.

Opie. I am taking Opie, Annie? Opie. All right. Got a lot of Opie's. And here's the answer. I compare my life to how my kids are living. And when I'm telling them, it just blows my mind, like that we would leave our house that would have no contact with anybody.

Now you don't even have. to leave your house to get that. What played, Simon. I think he goes, I was telling my something, it blew my mind. Yeah, right. The kids were like, yeah, whatever, Dad. Shut up. Or you didn't have phones when you were a kid? Cool.

Ground four is going to have a little something for everybody. Time to register those votes. Fuck. Son of a bitch. I'm going Opie on this one Annie, what do you got?

Bill Burr. Adam. Biller. Megan? Burr. Professor Chris. Opie. All right.

And here's the answer. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. I do not feel welcome. But? Oh, should I pause it right? It's a joke. My bad time.

I would back that up a little bit. Oh, that was a tough water right there. Do not feel welcome. But we'll soldier on to round five. All right. What are the scores right now, producer Chris? We have final round coming up. Three-way tie, you, me, and Megan.

With three each? Yes. All right. Let's go. You gonna help me out here? Okay, you don't sound too enthused. Would you like your own microphone? I think it would be better.

if you had your own microphone. Talk to the people. Talk to the people for a minute. You're into fashion. Describe what I'm wearing right now. Time to register those votes. I don't even know what's going on over here. Annie, what do you got?

Opie. Adam? Greg, precious Opie Hughes. I'll go Bill Burr. Megan, what do you got? Burr. Bruce of Chris. I went burr.

All right. And here's the answer. You going to help me out here? Sure. Yeah. Okay. You don't sound too enthused. Would you like your own microphone?

No. That's okay. How does she is yours? I guess it makes sense. Who would you be handing a mic to? Right. Talk to them. No use.

Talk to people. Um, people. You're in a question. Describe what I'm wearing right now. The shirt she picked. out for you. Congratulations to all our lovely contestants. This week's winner will receive.

This is Simon from the worst ever podcast. Goodbye. Thank you very much, Simon. Great game. What's the final score? What's the verdict there? Carl, you had four. Adam and Annie of two and me and Megan have four.

Yeah. Weird way to present that. I was trying to mix it up a little. I figured you'd know what it was, actually. I know. I probably should have, right? Should have been that difficult for me to figure out. There's a lot of my mind, though, producer Chris.

It's a lot going out behind the scenes you're not aware of. And I know one of the things is people are commenting on our show on Spotify. Of course, this is an audio podcast where one of the few that's still putting out the audio podcast for those people who like to get shit done while they're listening to who are these podcasts. And we get comments on individual episodes, Spotify. Please participate in that. helps with the algorithm, and you might get your comment read by the lovely Megan. What do you got for us? All right.

From episode 730, I have Nick B saying, I never hated Gallagher so much, followed by Jess Zella answering his comment with bits and pieces, bits and pieces. I don't think it'll get old. I think it's fun. I think it's great. I was asking, uh, maybe if there's more videos of them doing that bit, like either on TV shows or on stage or something or we'll be looking for it.

I saw it was that, uh, Dave Clark 5 song, but I, it's got to be like a Monty Python or something where someone did that and they're just ripping it off. I haven't found it yet, but I'm determined to you.

Okay. Keep on it. They did mention Monty Python, so. That was the lead into that. Yeah. The Marks brothers were like Monty Python. I started doing that thing. Like the silly walk.

Right. Yeah. All right. We have some guy in New Hampshire saying, when I leave my posh McMansion and drive up to the lakehouse, it's humbling. It really is. Opie is an out-of-touchdush bag having romantic weekends with doggy

in his Norman Bates Beach House. Well played. And then I have a couple from episode 731. Ken Kerper says Andy was great this week, back to being gay and speaking truth about kiss. Okay. And then I have Let Music Save You says, oh, wow, an actual WATP episode like it should be. A lot of people liked your bonus episode.

Well, the one we did on Saturday, Fierce Faddy, we revisited Vinnie Welby. And she's a ridiculous human being. 49 benefits to being fat was the subject matter of our show. on Saturday. If you haven't checked that out, it's very funny. It is. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Any new reviews that we have?

Yeah, I have a couple over on Apple. This one comes in from Nate Rob X saying, I heard Carl is quitting podcasting. Why now? Why not 10 years ago? Not quitting podcasting. Too bad. Is it a five-star review? Five stars.

Nice. You can either leave a five-star review and shit us in the comments or update your old one and also shit on us in the comment. Yes. It's always fun. This one comes in from podcast addict saying, if you haven't watched or rated the show, you're gay or burr.

Gay or burr? I'm not familiar with that game, but I like it. Five stars? Five stars. Excellent. What are you five? Michael C, two bucks. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces.

Bits and pieces. We gotta get the drop. Yeah. What are we waiting? What are we waiting for? How did I just think of that now? It's somewhere in here. I got to organize things.

Fair enough. Before we organize things, let's talk about some plugs. Adam's got a plug for us here. I do. There's an author named James Campion. He wrote a book about Kiss called Shout Out Loud. He wrote a book about Warren Zvon called Accidentally Like a Martyr, and he wrote a book about Prince

called The Revolution. And I was a guest on his podcast, 300 favorite albums, which you can find wherever find podcasts are downloaded. We talk about Randy Newman's album Sail Away. We see you actually don't talk about Kevin Brennan wherever you go. Talk about other things too. Well, we kind of focus more on his brother, Neil. Perfect.

That's excellent. We'll check that out. Very good. We talk about a lot more than Randy Newman. It's a very long, interesting conversation with a very bright guy. All right. James Campion. They're in your favorite albums.

Annie, what are you up to? Not a whole lot. I actually lost my job last week, so now I'm unemployed. So if you want to have me on the show, reach out to me on Twitter or wherever you see me. And I'd love to be on the show. I got nothing else to do right now. That sucks. Reach out to Annie.

Anyone else with the plugs or promotions we should discuss? I'll take that as a no. That means it is time for the voicemail segment. And, of course, Gary and San Diego introduces it for us. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a mid. Rock and roll. I just called to kiss everybody's asses, so here we go.

Producer Chris, you're my favorite. Love your sense of humor. Your fatal uppercuts with your one-liners are great. Adam, since you joined WAP, love your insight in breaking down psychotic, such as Opie and Stuttering John. And pretty funny, too. Not too bad.

Annie, Megan, love your contributions, as always. we actually started playing our own version of Is It Gay Around the Office? That's where me and a co-worker jerk each other off and mumbled, it's not gay under our breath. And last but not least, we come to Carl. I don't know, man. It looks like you're having a good time, I guess. I could have brought this ragtag group of individuals under the umbrella. That is WATP.

Remember, together strong, apart. bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. It's infectious. All right, I mentioned we were talking about fat people on the most recent episode. Hey, I'm really enjoying you guys dunking on all these fat soes. And, yeah, they are quite useful. They're not only kidnap proof, but the last time I went to the museum, I was looking at medieval tapestries. And they, now this is a fact.

I saw it on the wall. They use fat people as counterweights for the treasurer. so that's pretty fucking cool right i mean how much you going to get a 4,000 pound boulder in the air uh crashing castle walls uh that person's counterweight brilliant right have a great day guys see you hi skinny viny love you still all right no one loves skinny viny so again we're talking about the fierce fatty podcast that we reviewed and at one point she explains that she's really good at yoga. Yeah. So I and I both were

trampling over each other, trying to figure out a yoga pose that fat people would enjoy it. Hey, Carl. Perfect listener here. Listening to the fierce fat fuck, fierce fatty, whatever it was, the episode, pretty funny. Regarding yoga poses,

you know, the downward blob, that was okay. I prefer downward hog. Or a Crescent moon. Now pose could be the full moon. Okay. There's a couple that you don't have to change. Oh, the gorilla will leave that. And there's the mountain pose. I don't think you have to change that for a fierce daddy.

So call me. Text me. What's the gorilla? I don't know what I think about yoga. Any yogis here? No. All right. Hey, Carl.

I'm very disappointed that the Carl's soccer show voicemail bit didn't take off. I don't blame you. I blame the callers. They're just not as creative as they used to be. Remember, remember when the caller would talk about the guy riding around a bicycle in San Francisco playing WATP, and the other guy called in and said,

yeah, I heard that guy. Those were days. Voice Mal segment's been going downhill ever since band practice. I think this guy has a point. Yeah. I'm sad. So now, Paul Salka Show,

is I going to be on twice a week or? Seven days a week, sir. Seven days a week. We'll be breaking it down. Yeah, BPG. Call in, man. We miss you. One of the great voicemailers on the show. Here's another fat person benefit. Carl, W-A-T-P. Yeah, listen to that fat chick talk. I remember when I was a kid, my sister's friend, he was telling me he's like in his 20s, but he told me that he had to

find a fat girlfriend for the wintertime so that he wouldn't have to paid as much for his gas bill. You know, fat people, body warmth. Sure. All right, anyway, that was the only benefit I knew of being fat other than I don't know. I think that's the only one. All right.

A blow away during a hurricane. Yes. Yeah, but then you got to be touching them and stuff. Yeah. You know, it's not like a fireplace. The fat person is not like a fireplace. It's just like stand near it and put your hands up, you know? No, you have to.

Climb in, like a bean bag. It's a whole thing. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces. Carl's foot saw a sign that says turn left right here and commit it to the bit. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces. Diopi and Ron show should be called Diopi and Run in out of ideas. Bits and pieces, bits and pieces. producer Chris

Why is he called producer? I never see him sell any produce Bits and pieces Bits and pieces Starting John might think Adam Bush is a great actor To the point that he's going to ask him To make him a robot girlfriend

Bits him pieces Bits and pieces I'm going to do this Just like how Opie ends the show I was actually very well played, yes. Hey, Carl. I stopped at a BP gas station over the weekend and asked the cashier if he knew what BP stood for. You know what he said?

Bits and pieces. Bits and pieces. Fuck off. That's how anyone can think about now. Jesus Christ. They just see BP up on the side. Like, why, is that bits and pieces? Let's take it over.

What have we done? Take it over the dabblevers. Carl is a really funny podcaster, and I love everything he's ever done. Bit shant pieces. Bit, ten pieces. Vinny, people's champ. Son of a bitch. I thought I had one there.

Oh, I got corrected on something. No. Hey, listen to the last episode where Ronnie Babes was talking about last key kids. the reason dope he started doing the monom-manom. Ron said the word phenomenon. Don't call me back. He said phenomenal. And I did get called out of this.

I did forget about this. This is the reason why Opie started singing that. This was by henchman. He sent this in. He picked up on the fact that you'd like to say the word phenomenal. Who doesn't? Listen to this. Phenomenal.

Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Do you ever look back? I know I do. When you look back on something you feel great about, what the fuck was I thinking? Yeah, I'm still doing it. I'm still doing it.

I'm still doing it. There's one song, Who Are You? Penomenal. Phenomenal. Anyway, that goes out. So you get the point. When it gets the joke on that one. Michael C. Puckett's hitman left Jerry in bits and pieces.

That is true. That is true. Holy shit, Carl. You need the drop of fierce fatty saying, I've changed into another version of Vinny for the creep off. I see some potential in that. Okay. I'll get on that. Boner guy sent in a voicemail.

Hi, Carl. Love you. Love the show. I've figured out that Opie has athletes' heads. it's because he's rotated his disgusting mattress having infected the foot end with his disgusting habitual athlete's foot which he can't take care of because he's a cretin and child and when it's got to his head it's made his eyes go slitty his skin his skin his hair look whatever the hell that's looking like and his lips go red

it's the world's first ever case of athlete's head well done opie shoutouts to producer chris the MVP, Ronnie in Syracuse, and of course the fabulous Annie. Goodbye. Thank you, Boehner Guy 69. Bona Guy's great. He contributes it a lot to the show. Sends me stuff all the time. But if he sends me cop cams and I don't play them on the creep off, it gets very upset about that.

I guess you don't like my cop camp videos and I said anything. I like, there's lots of cop camp videos, you know? There are. And if they're over 20 minutes, I look at that on a Monday morning. I'm like, well, that's about all the time we have for. I'm just trying to get some insight into what goes on behind the scenes over here. No, when the quartering does it, it's terrible. But when we do it, prime entertainment.

I got to go. Hippocrit. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Keith Richards-Liver says producer Chris is cool. Oh, yeah.

Why is he cool? Okay, bye. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing. This is it. It's over. Okay.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, goodbye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. All right. Ready to roll the credits?

Yep. All right, guys. Bye. Until next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second.