Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep734 - Just Trish, Stuttering John, Steel Toe, Opie Radio, MLC w/Dave Landau
Episode Date: June 11, 2026The great Dave Landau joins the show and we introduce him to Trisha Paytas. Somehow Dave has gone the last 14 years without ever getting exposed to this slob. There’s a rumor that her former podcast...ing partner Colleen Ballinger aka Miranda Sings may have another documentary made about her inappropriate communications with underage fans. One of those underage fans who outed Colleen is Adam McIntyre who’s reporting on the Ethan Klein vs. Denims copyright lawsuit. H3 took a big hit after the judge came out with a tentative ruling that could set a positive precedent for fair use. Aaron from Steel Toe had a major blow-up with his cohost Johnny. But don’t worry, Aaron declares that he handled it perfectly and was even proud of himself for how he handled it. Kevin Brennan continues to fight a war that no one started against Adam Busch. Even KB’s chat realizes he’s lying and has no idea what he’s talking about. KB’s show failed because an HBO exec was fired for domestic abuse? Right. Sure. Part 2 of Stuttering John with Kirk Fox is even more spectacular as John cannot read the room and instead wants to ask him about celebrities he’s had intercourse with. Opie gets triggered again by speculation about getting kicked out of Gebhard's and loses it on Kevin Brennan. Gregg is finding new and diabolical ways to keep Ron from giving out his Venmo and making money while Opie asks for donations through his new QR code. Megan and Annie join us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and “Opie or Burr.” We finish with Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/DWo5qyaMsQ4 Dave Landau’s dates and more - https://davelandau.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ethan Klein is dealt a blow in his lawsuit
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for a YouTube review show such as ours?
Aaron Immolte and Johnny Crutches have a
major blow up on the steel toe morning show.
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But first, Trisha Paitis disrupt a new podcast episode full of pride
and here to help us break it down.
From Stu and Dave Do America on YouTube and Blaze TV,
friend of the show, Dave Landau joins us.
What's up, Dave?
Hey, Carl, how are you, sir?
I'm fantastic. I'm so glad you could join us today.
I'm glad to be here.
So I was messaging with Dave earlier, and I sat down.
We're going to review Trish's podcast.
I'm sure you're familiar with Trisha Paitis.
And Dave's the luckiest man in the world.
Well, I was.
Unfortunately, you met me, and now I'm introducing me to Trisha Padas.
So now you're now, Trisha, the Just Trish podcast, has 760,000 subscribers on YouTube.
She's the host, her co-host is Oscar Gracie.
And now Moses Hackman, her husband, is also a third mic on the show.
And he adds a lot to the show.
Now, Moses Hackman, if you don't know, is Ethan Klein's wife's brother.
Ethan Klein, H3, H3, the one that looks like Garth.
Yes, that's the one.
Yes.
And then Ethan Klein, the one who looks like he's too fat for his roller blades.
I remember that guy.
So this is
Moses
telling a joke because there's not a lot of jokes at this show
But it's not because they're not trying
As we'll see in this example
In women in entertainment
Am I right
Am I right?
More like
Man
I don't know God I can't tell a joke
Do you want a joke?
I've lost Ava
Give me one
You're woke
Give me something woke
Do you want a joke?
I can't
give you one. Oh, you are going to give you. Okay, go, Moses, go.
My penis was in the
Guinness Book of Records.
But then when I returned the book, the librarian,
asked me to take it out. Oh, my God.
Is this an original, or did you hear this?
He had to have heard. There's no way he came on. I think you're so funny.
What? Hackman, you say.
What are the chances?
Strange that that would be the name.
I recognized her from the movie Critters.
Now, you might notice that our friend Oscar over there, the overly gay gay guy is wearing a wig.
Yeah.
Oh, is he?
That's because they're going for a hacks theme, the TV show Hax.
And he's dressed as Ava, the head writer, and Tricia here is dressed as the main character.
I actually watched that show.
I don't remember anyone's name.
I don't know if it matters.
So, fortunately, we also have Oscar making a joke for us.
Joke.
I think of a woke joke.
What do...
It's hard.
What do AI, James Charles, and Elon Musk all have in common?
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
I want to actually get this joke again.
Say it again.
I'm making it up as they go,
what do AI, James Charles,
and Elon Musk all have in common?
They're all bad for the environment.
Oh my God.
We're so good.
We're so aligned.
Has anybody ever told you how funny you are?
This is how jokes work.
I'm trying to solve a riddle.
You got the answer right.
What a great joke.
That's pretty much the one thing that was all in common.
Yeah.
It really was more of a riddle if you want to break it down.
All right.
It is Pride Month, and we're celebrating over here at WATP headquarters, and so are they because Oscar went to Pride this past weekend, and we get into some Pride talk.
There's a musical artist named Flower of Love.
Adam, familiar with Flower of Love?
No, not intimately.
Okay.
So Flower of Love recently had Oscar in her music video.
So that's going to tie into what happened at Pride this past.
weekend. How are you? How was your weekend? How's Pride? Did you go to Pride? I don't even know,
assuming. No, you said. You said the New York gays were coming, that you would probably go out.
I actually was not planning to attend Pride. I am kind of a performative gay in that way,
in the sense that pride, usually not my spot. However, I decided to live my Tricia Fantasy because I
got invited last minute to make a cameo during a performance at Pride. Stop it. Yeah. How did I not
this. Was there leaks? Was there
TikToks? And literally
I was like, I'm going to do this, and not even tell Trisha.
Wait, I didn't see! Did you post? Not yet.
Tricia can't fathom. Someone would do something
and not report to TikTok and Instagram immediately.
And don't everyone know they did something? Like, dude, there's no way you did
something interesting. I check TikTok every day.
Were there leaks?
Also, stunted that he's doing something gay.
It seems to be his entire personality.
Yeah, he should grow his hair out.
He could not stop playing with that wig.
Yeah, he's loving it.
But it's so much worse than that.
It's like the one day of the year he's supposed to be doing something for his community.
And he's like, there just wasn't enough in it for me personally.
And they were like, well, you can make a personal appearance.
And he was like, I am in.
So true.
I'm not really about this, but I'll be there.
So he talks about pride and what Tricia missed.
You didn't get to see this.
So yeah, me and Darien made a little appearance.
I propose.
Darian, by the way, is his boyfriend.
Some context that's important
for the story.
So, yeah, me and Darian
made a little appearance.
I proposed to her.
I thought you were saying you proposed to Darian.
I was like, what?
I did not see this.
Yeah, I was a little gag.
I proposed to her during the song,
and then...
Oh, my gosh.
Daryon comes out on stage and goes,
wait, what?
What about me?
Stop it!
How would I not see...
Well, I haven't been on TikTok that much
because I wasn't busy weekend.
I'm looking.
I can't find it.
Oh, my God.
I haven't posted it yet.
You have to post.
I wanted to gag you.
Okay.
Trisha right there just goes,
how the fuck did you not post this already?
You were up on stage at Pride doing this skit that sounds hysterical.
Don't worry, I'll play it for you.
Oh, great.
Yeah, no, you're not going to miss any of it.
Okay.
Tricia explains that when she's doing something cool,
she's got to get that shit on the internet immediately.
You have the footage?
Can I see?
I want to do a live reaction.
That's actually, I would post right away.
You know me.
I post right away as soon as something happens.
Tana's always like, as soon as we're in the car coming back to Do Not Love Line from
I've already posted.
How do you post so quick?
I'm posting it done from like two months ago.
Like I love posting right away.
How did you hold this in?
It's so funny.
Oh my God,
I'm so excited.
I just saw that she played Royal Albert Hall in London
and I don't care what Muslims do to that country.
What is she walking over to a table of food?
I can't.
She moved pretty quick, didn't she?
Yeah, I knew she'd move that fast.
Yeah, there's got to be something there to lure her in.
I think she saw Kermit.
Yeah.
It's either a mirror or a.
bucket of chicken. There's really no middle ground.
She's not sure how he was able to manage holding back and not posting that immediately.
And she walks over and he pulls his phone out. And now we see the skit that he's talking about.
See how fast she talks? It's really incredible. I'm more on that.
Yeah, it sounded like you sped up the tape there for a second.
I know. So, you know, a little behind the scenes. A lot of these shows that I watch, I speed up when I'm watching them so I can get through more footage.
You had to slow this down.
Yes. This was a good podcast.
I could not follow what was going on to begin with their idiots so that doesn't help but also they talk very fast
All right here's the skit
Oh my gosh, she was really on that damn stage
I
I just have one question for you
I just have one question for you
Absolutely yes I would love to marry you
Oh my god
That's huge
We just met
Oh, wait, what about me?
Oh, God.
Oh, right, he's gay.
I actually, like, boys, you're just serving so fiercely, I got swept into all of them.
It was improv.
It is improper.
It is so good.
Well, I think you guys should go get married.
I'll see you at the American wedding.
You didn't improvise that.
She was so impressed.
It's locked in stage.
I know.
They had that giant engagement ring and shit.
Like, I just figured like maybe I had to propose to her.
Yeah, there's flowers.
This wasn't off the top of your head.
Yeah, we just made it all up.
Right.
No, you didn't.
The people in the crowd seem either disinterested or confused.
Yeah, it's not a great bit.
It's not a great bet.
Everyone there's confused.
I promise you that.
Especially the T's.
Yes.
Tees the P's.
All right.
Anyway, so people are confused.
about why this gay guy just got up on stage
to talk to the woman who's performing on the stage
but I guess they shouldn't have been
I think at first the crowd is like
is this like a Kiki Palmer situation
like is this like real
is this like how to you get up there
do you know what I mean like I think they
if they don't know the video
because it just came out
that is so funny
so maybe they were like a little like concern
and then like okay and then they see
so maybe they thought it was like
you were just like a fan
you're right you're right you know
yeah he's not well known
this is it seems to me
so they were he got cast as a cameo
in her music video.
This seems like
Suttering John
being on wings, right?
Trisha Paitis will talk about it.
So throw the idiot
in the video.
We'll get some press.
And it worked.
They're talking about it.
They're showing it.
I'm sorry.
Is her book called Crying
on the kitchen floor?
It's just some,
okay.
Yeah,
there's supposed to be a picture
of David Hasselhoff on there.
I was going to say,
it doesn't make.
Do you know
if she got her start
as becoming a celebrity?
No.
You'll never believe it.
Muckbang.
What is that?
That's where you like eat food real loud into the microphone.
Oh God.
They wanted her to love.
I can see it.
Shocking, I know.
She needs fast food in her car.
It's an amazing talent that she had.
Wow.
I should have recorded myself at some point.
That's really what she, was it sexual, I guess?
I hope not.
I mean, I never got heart to other fat people.
Yeah.
Yeah, somebody had to enjoy it.
Get that fucking mouth out of the way.
Look at those nuggets.
Yeah.
All right, so
She was in the music video
I'm sorry, she, that's very rude to me
She was in the music video
And it's like the music video came to life
That's exciting
It's cool that the video came into life
In life performance
I know
The narrative of the video
It's kind of like in real life
That's what I'm saying
I think because the video
Because what day was that?
Literally we've
Pride was Sunday
And the video came out Friday
Yeah
It's very fresh
It's very fresh
The video came out Friday
That little thing
downstage was Sunday, the video has
14,000 views.
So everyone recognized you from the cameo
with the music video? No, actually, surprisingly
no. No one knew
what I was doing there. They were yelling for security.
No, most of the hits were just
me watching this.
And then showing you just now.
So,
this is her talking about the fact that she's
very impressed. He was able to improv.
Oh, so good. Were you like,
do you get nervous? Do you get nervous? To me,
I'm like, it's kind of camp. Like, I don't really.
pay, I feel like a character
in like the Sims or something whenever I do
something for the plot. Darien was a little nervous
but he did drink before so
he was wearing to go. He was good.
He was like, there's all this improv. If it's
improv too, my worst nightmare. Like if someone's like
just come on and riff, I'd be like absolutely not. That's so
scary. I actually do like weirdly
bad in those situations. Like if I have to like
go on stage, very like dancing
with the stars. If they don't tell me like what I'm doing, I like
you remember because the first question
I answered on Dancing with the Star stage, I remember I got it wrong.
I was like, oh maybe I should like look at me
questions beforehand.
What was the question?
Can you dance?
Yes.
So you're not good at riffing or thinking or anything, so you have a podcast.
Right.
Over two hours long.
And I refuse to believe that it's scripted comedy where she shines.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Any other situation, she's stellar.
So anywhere else, she melts right into the character.
Just disappears.
You heard her saying that she was on Dancing with the Stars.
I was telling Dave before we started, she's a question.
Camio on a skit on S&L.
How long was Shandat?
I think they just bring her eyes, be like,
hey, look at the internet, where this is for you guys.
It's just a bad.
So we're cool, right?
One round and they just say, get out.
I don't think she made it down to the finals.
Yeah, she didn't win, obviously.
Now, Corey Feldman beat her.
That's how bad she was.
Oh, that's true.
Low blow.
I'm kidding.
Corey was the first one out.
Now, so I was doing.
Corey's a professional dancer.
I know.
It's shocking about it.
None of us understand why that happened.
Things are rigged.
So the wolf pack was out to get them.
So I was looking up other things that Tricia Pace has done on television.
I didn't realize this.
And maybe I should.
Maybe we'll get struck by NBC for showing this.
But I'm going to take that risk because in 2012,
Trish was on America's Got Talent.
That's the Howard Stern years, 2012.
And she's going, I love Howard Stern.
I want to marry him.
He's so hot.
He's going out of it on.
Because that's what you do to get attention.
on these shows. I act like the judges are cool.
And do you want to see what her talent was?
Yes.
I was interested. Is she eating off the floor?
In the greed room, yes. But then she got up on stage.
I'm 23 years old.
I've never tried out before because I never liked to be the judges.
But I saw him like, that's your boyfriend.
That's your boyfriend.
I just want to look at his beauty. He's just so beautiful.
What a man, what a man, what a man.
Ah, not the fucking music, you assholes.
Stop playing the music.
It's not helping my YouTube channel.
My YouTube channel.
All right.
The audience is right.
She does get a reaction, doesn't she?
This is long before she was famous.
She's not a verbal for a thick girl at the time?
Sure.
She's a lot of B says this.
Yeah, I mean, you eat off the floor all the time.
It's going to happen.
But, I mean, at the time, I can see them getting excited.
This was the beginning.
This is the beginning of pride for everyone.
Eating up the floor.
Or she calls it push-ups.
Yes.
Pride, shame, whatever.
Yeah, planks, whatever you want.
Like you work in Vegas.
Really?
What is your name?
My name is Trish, like fish.
Trish.
And Trish, how do you...
Trish, like, hey.
Trish, I'm fascinated.
How do you function in life?
In other words, are you able to walk around and get a job?
I'm like a computer programmer, but I work in my house, so no one ever sees me.
So, it's completely made up.
Yeah.
She actually was an escort.
She's like, I love Jesus and, uh, computer programmer.
She's talking about her pimp.
Yes.
If I,
all right,
what do you guys?
She just had his name lasered off her eyebrow.
What I'm gonna do today?
Um,
I talk really fast and like,
I'm a rapper.
Yes,
a rapper.
All right,
I have high hope for you.
Go ahead.
I'm thinking how should be young at stage.
I got to say Howard's timing on that was very funny.
How hard do you think Nick Cannon is right now?
Oh,
no shit.
That's his type.
It was just annoying for me.
It was very annoying.
It gave me a headache.
I'm married before his time.
Well, what's that out?
I'm not feeling well.
Let's go to shout.
Trisha, I couldn't understand anything you were saying.
Yeah.
And she's married to Ozzy Osbourne.
Yeah, she doesn't say what the English you're speaking.
Nobody's going to figure it out.
All right.
Back to the podcast.
So this guy goes out.
He has his fun weekend at Pride.
And, you know, it's tough to come back to work Monday morning.
Going out.
How do you feel this morning?
Oh, like I got hit by the bus.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, you didn't say out too late.
No, and I didn't even drink.
Oh.
No, but it is.
I know.
When we go out to, I'm always like.
Social hangover.
Yeah, you just want to, like, rest for a full day.
Yeah.
Overly dramatic much?
This guy has a hangover from socializing.
Oh, yeah.
That's HIV.
I would suggest.
You're making a test.
You're exhausted from being outside just around someone.
Right.
I don't know.
I just feel tired.
I have a cough that won't go away.
I think it's from talking to too many people.
That was a fun.
That was a fun National Geographic thing where they both just like settled into this like,
yeah, and they just stayed there.
And both of them were speaking and communicating things we can't understand or frequencies we can't hear.
Yeah, there was an animal vibe there where they just sort of hit the same frequency.
see.
Yeah.
But they won't mate.
But it's a test of some kind.
Some kind of control thing.
Yes.
Now, Trisha explains
why some people get canceled
and others don't.
Because it does seem like
for some reason,
people can do egregious things
and keep a career.
Others are blown out.
And she explains why that is.
And she's like, but like,
I also know that I'm like a good person,
which is kind of T.E.
You can kind of see someone's character.
And I feel like she,
She's just like, you can tell she's just like not a bad person.
It's like, you know, I'm like, too.
I feel like, you know, I definitely did something crazy shit.
Like, in my core, I know my good person.
That's what keeps me going, right?
It's like, if I thought I was like this, like, person,
I would probably, like, go high to or like just, you know,
not take accountability or something.
But it's like, if you're a good person,
you just like try and do your best and get through.
I said some stupid things or whatever, and you kind of,
you just couldn't just tell, right?
Because that's the other thing, too.
Sometimes people are like, well, we canceled this person for this,
but not this person for this.
and it's like, well, let's look at, like, pattern of behaviors.
Let's look at, like, accountability and, like, who is actually, I don't know.
There's just, like, an energy you get from someone that's like, that's like, that person doesn't seem like a good person as opposed to, like, that person keeps, like, a Taylor Frankie Paul.
Like, she makes a lot of bad choices.
It's like, girl, what?
But I do feel like she's kind of, she's like good.
Like, she's like good intent.
You know what I mean?
I feel like she has, like, some goodness to her.
Guys following this?
Who is she talking about?
All right.
When she's talking about Taylor Frankie Paul, that, she was, like,
one of the secret lives of Mormon wives women.
And she's hot enough that she was picked to be the Bachelorette in their 22nd season.
And it got canceled right before the show aired after they had shot the whole thing.
Because she was beating the guy, right?
Because she was throwing chairs at the guy hitting her daughter.
I don't even if you've seen the video, it's hilarious.
Yeah.
We have to look at patterns.
She was clearly abusing a child.
And I'm saying.
So it was why.
domestic abuse to the point where
they have an entire show shot.
Every single Bachelor fan,
what do they call it again?
I forgot.
Howard, you're looking at me?
No idea, honestly.
Howard talks about it.
Every single fan of that show is like,
we don't give a shit once you did.
We expect them to be crazy.
Yeah, the Bachelor, you know?
Well, yeah, these are the same people
that watch the real housewives.
They want you to behave like garbage.
Yeah.
So the fact that they actually said to cancel it.
Right, this was so egregious.
They're like, well, we can't air this, obviously.
This is this classless.
No, it's not closeted, Joe Korsen.
That's not the word I was looking for.
God damn it.
That's going to haunt me now.
All right.
So the name of this podcast episode is
Colleen Ballinger
exposed in Netflix documentary,
question mark.
He has 143,000 views that came out yesterday.
And if you know who Colleen Ballinger is,
we've covered her on this show.
She also goes by Miranda Singh.
That's her stage name.
Oh, yeah.
And I know Adam knows a lot about this.
She had a very big career.
She was, what, probably a tween entertainer as far as where her fan base was.
You know, we're talking 10 to 15 years old.
And I think she got a Nickelodeon deal or Disney or something, right?
Didn't she end up on TV?
One of those.
She did.
She was just breaking into the mainstream when the scandal happened.
She had done that comedians in cars with Jerry Seinfeld.
and he was invested in making her a thing and reaching out to the younger audience when she got canceled.
So Adam McIntyre was one of her fans.
Adam McIntyre was an underage boy at the time.
And she was sending him like porn.
And she was communicating with other fans asking them like if they're virgins or not,
asking them to send her picks of them.
Real creepy behavior.
from a woman talking to underage fans of hers,
very parasycial in a very bad way.
And so Adam McIntyre recently dropped the fact that he was approached
to be part of a new documentary about Colleen, and they talk about it here.
Adam McIntyre said that he got approached to do a documentary
by a big production company on Colleen.
I know, and I did see this only because some people were like,
Is it Trisha?
And I was like, what?
Did you not see that?
No.
It's chat.
Because I can't believe this person's involved.
I was like, what?
And I was,
and everyone's like,
it's Trisha, it's Trisha.
Not me.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not involved with it.
I've never been asked.
I don't know what this is.
Like, not me.
I didn't know that was happening.
Oh, I thought it was a little chat
because I saw a clip of it
and like the chat was going
and it's like Trisha.
That's your first documentary.
That is, oh my God.
No, please no.
Like what?
No, that's crazy.
Oh my God.
That is crazy.
If you're wondering why people think Tricia was approached to be part of this documentary about Colleen.
It's because they had a short-lived podcast together called Oversharing.
And the way this show blew up is fantastic.
Of course they did.
Nothing funny about that.
Not sharing food.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not sharing food or not oversharing photos of yourself to minors.
So listen to what Colleen did.
Tricia, of course, has like some scandalous photos.
because she has no shame whatsoever.
She's got only fan style photos that, you know, you can't regularly fight on the internet.
And Colleen got a hold of these and started sharing them with these underage fans of hers and mocking Trisha.
A fat piece of shit.
And one of those people was Adam McIntyre.
It was like, Adam McIntyre is like a 14-year-old kid.
And Colleen's like, hey, look at this fucking gross pick.
Does this turn you on?
It shouldn't.
Yeah, right.
Does it turn you on?
No, I'm gay.
Yeah, but either way.
It's not going to turn you on.
It doesn't make you want to work out.
So they had a pretty spectacular falling out.
And it happened right around the time that everything leaked about Colleen and she was pretty
much canceled.
And so Adam actually is turning this dock down.
In production.
And it was going to be a documentary about Colleen.
and they were reaching out to, like, anyone who was, like, affected, I guess, or victims or whatever.
And he turned it down because he was like, listen, like, we already kind of have, like, the swoop documentary.
He's like, there's kind of, like, no new grounds or new Earth's, like, uncover here.
But the production company was telling him, like, no, like, it's going to be very different from, like, a YouTube documentary or whatever.
So there's already been, this has already been well documented on the internet.
And this is going back to 2023.
So we're three years out at this point.
It's been well documented.
And so Adam, who's the main character in the document.
that had been made already has told the production company,
I don't want any part of this.
We're moving on here.
We're all good.
And then Trisha decides she might not want to be a part of it.
And he's 14 now?
No, no, no.
He's older now.
Okay.
He's actually an influencer with a top.
I'll play a clip of him in a little bit.
Okay.
He has a ton of subscribers and big audience himself now.
So.
Got a lot of attention, I assume, off of,
yes.
The fall of Miranda sings.
Exactly.
So Trisha is very bright
And she gives the reason why she might not want to be a part of this new documentary either
I'm glad you didn't do it because what if it's like Colleen or like someone with the Ballinger is like trying to like
Re- Uh like paint
Repaint history rewrite history like you know what I mean like kind of you know how you can you can turn anything with editing
And what I've learned is like you can turn anything to make it like there's so many Michael Jackson documentaries
There's so many the girl the crash girl like she has two documentaries and one like makes her look
and one is trying to be like more
Gypsy Rose.
You can make,
like there's,
it can be framed.
Yeah,
you can frame anyone to be like,
oh,
this, but this all of something.
So,
so.
Trish has pointed out.
She used those editing skills
to make this a watchable podcast.
I know.
She's talking about how
there's a point of view
and a slant to documentaries.
Like,
did you guys know that
like they might have a point of view
they're trying to get across?
How do they do that?
Editing.
Yeah.
I've tried to edit this
and there's no way I can ever show
that I,
have a direction.
Right.
Sometimes you can just put a fresh coat of paint on history.
Exactly.
That always helps.
So her whole take is like, I bet this documentary is going to make Collina look to be awesome.
You can't do that.
No.
It's going to be really difficult.
Yeah, that's what they're going to do with the third one in a string of pedophile
documentaries is the one that makes her look cool.
Yes.
So, yeah, so they pretty much are saying, like, there's no reason for this.
but like your friend ask
I want to know.
From just the details I heard here
it's most likely either TV or streaming
app that is doing this.
You know, it's like
Oh, you mean anything?
What if it becomes like a Netflix documentary?
You know what I mean?
That's what I mean.
It's one of those.
But I think at the end of the day
it's going to get less views than swoop.
Yeah.
Yeah, swoop was the best.
Okay, so they're talking about this swoop documentary
and they're saying like even if they try to create it
and they think they can do a better job,
they're not going to beat this.
Let me show you a little bit of this doc.
All aboard the toxic gossip train
You chugging down the tracks of misinformation
Hey guys, it's me Miranda
Just really excited because I'm about to show you something I've been working on for a little time
Just
Many years ago, I used to message my fans
But not in a creepy way, like a lot of you are trying to suggest
She's talking to a 14-year-old child about sex
People will say that, you know, what you're doing is wrong.
I'm not a person, even though a lot of you think so.
Because five years ago, I made a dart joke.
I hope all of this backlash is just an ounce of the pain that I felt.
I'm such a huge advocate for women and women's bodies and loving every shape and every size.
All right, so this doc from Swoop has 3.2 million views.
And so everyone who is interested in this story has seen it, knows the deal.
it's very well done.
It's three hours long.
It's interviewing all the people needs to interview.
It's well edited.
And you think like, well, Netflix can maybe get more than 3.2 million views.
There are four parts of this documentary now.
This is part four interviewing your ex-husband.
Oh, wow.
This has 4.6 million views.
Holy crap.
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
So they're going right to the downfall.
Oh, it's called downfall.
It is called down fine.
Make this video.
I am dreading making this video.
This video is something I never thought I was going to ever have to make in my life.
Is that why he didn't soundproof the room?
Yes.
I was caught off guard.
Fucking asshole.
All right.
So they've decided that this is old news because Colleen has been canceled.
And even he said that too.
He's like, what do we need to do more?
Like she has been successfully canceled and not like in a good way, whatever.
It's just I did.
I mean, like, she's like, she did lose the view.
She did lose the support.
Like people, it did, like he said, it did what it needed to do, which is like it's shed light,
people who heard, people who saw it.
Trish's thought was, but what if it's the Ballinger's who make the stock and they try
to put her in a good light?
And I can see why she would say that because apparently Colleen's sister Rachel has a
TikTok and she does just that.
Ever since my sister was falsely accused of some really nasty things.
Yes, parissocial relationship was.
that was happening, but the big she was accused of, that.
Okay.
So Miranda has the lips and she has the nose as a gag.
Is that what it is?
Because I've never understood the attractors of either of these women.
I don't know what it is.
I am trying to figure it out, too.
So Tricia does an impression of Rachel Blander after they watch that clip.
Like that is, that, that's, I think, the most frustrating thing.
It's like, yeah, like maybe she was a little parasycial.
It's like, girl, like BFFR.
Like, not everyone's lying.
Okay.
There's a vocal friar there for us.
Do you know what that means?
No.
No.
Be for fucking real, I'm guessing.
Yeah, be fucking for real.
Yeah.
Good job.
She reft up and landed there.
That was nice.
They can't all be lying.
Yeah, they can't.
So apparently Miranda Singh is on tour right now.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
She's playing city wineries, a venue we've played a few times.
It's a quality place.
It is a very high-end place.
Is she really touring?
Well, yes.
And apparently...
Like the kids show?
Yes.
And apparently...
Listen to what she's opening with.
Winery.
City winery.
They don't force you to drink wine.
They're just encouraging.
It's like, it's there if you want it.
It's at the table.
Pants are optional.
A little Jesus juice for my friend here.
Yeah, just sip away.
No parents allowed.
That's take to me in.
All right.
So, apparently, this is what she's opening with.
No way.
The train has left the station.
Oh, literally.
The gossip.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I did hear she performs that live as her opener.
Oh, you sent me that's TikTok.
Yes.
That was.
Yes.
That's kind of crazy.
The city wine tour, she is performing
Toxic, allegedly performing toxic gossip train
Live in and in color, maybe.
I can't, I don't believe.
Is she also locking up those phones like Phoebe Bridgers?
Because like, oh, where is the video?
I really am dying to see the video.
Like, are they in the yonder pouches or what?
Like, come on.
Well, Phoebe Bridgers is doing new material.
Miranda Singh's is a pedophile.
There's a difference.
Yeah, there's two different reasons to lock up a phone.
Right.
One is so you can't get to it and call your parents for help.
The other one is it called the craft.
So apparently she's opening with the toxic gossip train, which was her apology song.
And the reason why she made her apology a song was so she could copyright it and strike every channel that played it.
Because I got struck by.
I remember.
You fucking bitch.
God damn it.
You fell for it.
That apology is what launched her into a national spotlight for a lot of people that weren't aware of YouTubers in this niche.
they all were introduced to her by the most offensive apology anyone had ever seen in their entire lives.
Like to many people, that was the crime.
They're like, I don't care what you did to think you're going to deal with it that way so confidently
and like make everyone just go away with this song.
That is fascinating because it's the worst idea she could ever have opening with that song,
but it's the only reason I would ever want to go was to see that.
So now I feel like I have to go.
Sing the song, damn it.
Yeah, that's all I want to hear.
So this is Adam talking about Ethan Klein, H3H3's Major L, that just got handed down by the judge.
All right, everyone.
Danems has officially responded to the Major Ethan Klein L.
I keep forgetting I'm flipped.
And the Danes W.
So as you know, Ethan had a major, major, major loss.
Ethan Lawsuit Klein with Judge Snark.
He had probably one of the first humbling moments from him on this like tirade of suing a bunch of people just because they critique him or they like Hassan or something like that.
That's not the case at all.
We broke down Lucy Typebox was on.
We broke down this lawsuit.
And what Ethan Klein did, which was brilliant, is he made a video that was called Content Nuk Hassan Piker that he knew.
these other YouTubers or all team
Hassan Piker would want
to use for their channels
and he even
put out the bait so that
they said, watch this on my channel
I don't want Ethan Klein to make any of the money.
And so
Ethan got everything copyrighted correctly,
put out the video,
these people played it, no
transformative content, Casey
Tron just like farted and burped during it
and left and went to the bathroom for
25 minutes. And
They even said, like, watch this on my channel.
I don't want Ethan Klein making any of the money.
Now, as you guys know, I think that we should have transformative content for copyrighted material.
I think it's an important part of the Fair Use Act or the Fair Use Clause of the Copyright Act is an important part of it.
And Ethan Klein has always played clips of things.
He always been a free speech proponent.
But he wanted to show, because there's also the subreddit that's fucking worth them.
A couple subredits that are fucking worth them.
He wanted to show, like, no, these people are trying to damage me.
They're literally their goal is for me to make less money.
And they're not shy about it.
And so he put this out to be like, yeah, all right, here's the thing that you guys are going to want to talk about.
And he got these creators, Casey Chan, Frogan, and Denims to play his video.
Now, Casey Tran threw in the towel.
Yes.
Casey Tron was like, I can't afford to fight this.
And so, all right, she made an apology video.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, I was going to say.
It's one of the greatest ever.
Did she play the ukule.
No.
It's not like that.
She's a big a loo.
Frogan is kind of like
letting it to fall.
She's not fighting it aggressively or anything like that.
Denims was like, oh, no, no, no.
This is fair use and I'm going to
fight this.
So this came down.
They had their oral arguments
in court.
And I was
surprised just based on how
the first two lawsuits went.
It says judges first take favors Denims.
but we'll survive recut.
There's a tentative ruling in the Ted Entertainment versus Sabre,
and if it sticks, Ethan Klein will lose a fair use fight on the strength of his very reaction video precedent he helped create as a defendant.
So basically what's happening here is the judge goes, hey, you sued for someone, you know, trying to take down your videos and you claimed it was fair use.
So now he's suing the opposite direction.
And so the judge is citing that case to be like,
No, no, no.
You won for that case.
So I think Denham's is going to win for this case, which is pretty wild when you think about it.
Oh, so he's using his own case completely against him.
Oh, wow.
This is okay.
Yeah, it's pretty unique to have something like this happen.
So basically, the judge issued a tentative ruling granting Dennis motion.
So finding that her four-hour live stream was fair use.
and now Denims was the one who transformed the video the most.
And she was defending Hassan Piker and all the things that were being alleged.
He's the one that, like, electrocutes dogs, right?
That's exactly the one.
Okay.
I just want to make sure I'm thinking of the way.
Allegedly, I'm sorry.
Clearly, these things can go to court.
But I'm pretty sure there was a video of him hitting the shot collar way too much until he came.
He's also, so, you know, he's a big proponent of Palestine.
and it's odd that like Ethan Klein and him had a show together.
And then when the invasion happened,
they clearly picked the sides, you would assume.
Yes, because, you know, Ethan Klein is Jewish.
His wife was in the IDF.
And so as soon as like this invasion happened and the war started,
these two split up.
What's wild to me is the fact that you have Moses,
who is he was brunas,
brother, you know, Ethan's wife's brother, and they are completely on the side of Hassan
Piker and these people who are like, now is, is Moses a Hebrew name? Do you know?
Moses was also born of Israel.
Okay.
So.
You want to make sure I know who's who.
It's kind of weird that that would happen.
But it's interesting.
There's been a lot of victory laps going on from this side of things, the Hassan Piker,
side of things.
And from what I've seen,
Ethan Klein's been very quiet about this.
This isn't a final ruling,
but it's very rare that a judge would come out
and be like,
this looks like fair use to be and then change their mind.
I guess Ethan Klein's team still has a chance
to make additional arguments
based on what's been ruled upon so far.
But it looks like Denham's is going to get
the W on this, which,
from my perspective,
I want things being ruled fair use.
was the unique getting sued by Brennan Shab.
And that was an interesting case because what Unique does is just let eight to 12 minutes of a video go with no commentary.
And then he has to say, like, okay, show you she, what's what Brendan's still doing here with Brian Kelloggling?
She stood just like.
And the judge ruled in his favor as well.
Uh-oh.
Which is good for fair use and for what we do here and what a lot of the dabalverse does.
So it's fair use.
Once you put the content out, though, really, you're allowed to comment on it?
I mean, wouldn't they share in the profit anyway?
No, they don't share in the profit.
Is that what the issue is?
The exposure and more people would help.
You would think if they were smart, they would realize as many people.
Well, yeah, the more people that see you.
But they don't get direct payment for it.
Also, also the purpose of transformative content and fair use is that it should be for a different audience.
So there's like, I don't know, a couple hundred people who can sit and watch stuttering John do his show.
but then there's 15,000 people who can watch us talk about John doing the show.
So it's a different audience.
Like people who sit, I've had people send me notes.
They're just like, how do you watch this show?
I tried to just sit down and watch a John Joe.
It's impossible.
Leave it to the professionals.
That's what we're here for.
So that's part of the transformative content is it's for a whole different audience.
And I think what Denims did was for a different audience.
That was for her audience.
And even though she was also trying to take money out of Ethan Klein's pocket.
She did a good enough job of giving additional insight that the judge is ruling in her favor.
Well, yeah, if you stack the deck that much and get all the paperwork completed, I mean, good on you.
Yeah.
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You're not familiar with the Steeltoe Morning Show, are you, Dave?
Sorry, I have no help with this stuff.
No, I'm glad you don't, because I want your perspective on this.
I have an amazing clip.
Please, please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chat.
Rumble Rants.
Spring in Johnny.
There he is.
You know what?
Okay.
Maybe we don't deserve it.
Don't be horrified.
This is a guy out of St. Cloud, Minnesota.
He was a morning jock who got fired, went over to Twitch, got kicked off a Twitch.
Then he went over to YouTube.
Just recently got demoditized from YouTube.
Now he's out Rumble.
And he declares victory all the time.
He calls another win for the toe, which actually was created by Patrick Milton and then Aaron
stole it.
Not the point.
The point is Aaron.
to the host of this show.
And he has this co-host Johnny Crutches.
He was a guy with MS.
And Johnny Crutch's struggles sometimes.
Sure.
He used to be in studios to go over at Aaron's house.
They'd do it from the basement.
Eventually, this is no joke.
He's tripping over all the computer cords and stuff.
And he was like, just do this from all, man.
I don't know if you drag yourself off the stairs and trip over everything.
Wasn't there a great bit where we could donate to get Johnny to be allowed to sit down?
Yeah, so at one point, so Aaron's always trying to raise money for the goal.
He needs to make $300 every morning, $200 every evening,
and so you have to give him money as you're watching.
So he can make somebody with the MS come to his house and crawl into his basements?
Pretty close.
So listen to this.
So one of the ideas he had to make money was he goes,
all right, we're going to force Johnny to stand, which is it's very uncomfortable for him.
Sure.
And he goes, if you keep donating every five minutes,
if there's at least $5 to donations, he has to keep standing.
So he got his audience to just pay for Johnny's misery for like over an hour.
Then he did the Lindy Hop.
I forgot about that.
It was cruel.
So you tortured a man with MS.
For the goal, for the money that comes in.
I don't know how he lost his radio job.
It seems like these are solid ideas for sponsors.
So Johnny comes on the show and what we're going to see,
bubble popper sent this over me today.
Thank you bubble popper for for grabbing this.
He calls it the most awkward conversation ever.
I see this as a complete blow-up between these two.
Let's bring in Johnny.
There he is.
There he is.
We need to go to number one, buddy.
You need to bring it.
All right.
Sorry, I just literally my computer.
And it's becoming a bit that now you can never come on here with like double Dutch energy.
You can't.
You don't.
You'll fuck up.
everything now. It is, it is like becoming a bit on the show that I'm like, all right,
45 away from Bubba. Here we go. Let's get him. Let's crush him. Here comes Johnny. And then you go,
hold on. My computer to one second, my computer.
I'll see Johnny laughing along so far. Yeah, he's enjoying himself. He's part of the joke,
not being antagonized by somebody with a widow speak that's worse than Stephen Seagull.
Now, you heard him say we're 40 away from Bubba.
Here's a new thing, Steel Toes doing.
He wants to be number one on the podcasting, live podcasting on Rumble, however you get to that page.
And Bubba the Love Sponge is always higher than him as more viewers.
Live viewers.
What he leaves out is that Bubba the Love Sponge has way more people on YouTube watching him.
He just runs his show across Rumble and YouTube.
But Aaron thinks it would be a huge victory if they have more viewers than Bubba.
And he also thinks that somehow saying that out loud to his audience,
affect that is if I should be like calling my friend.
Mom, are you watching Steel Tore
another 40 away from Bubba?
You don't have to watch it. Just stream. Just put it on the
computer. Bubba,
the love sponge. Hulk Hogan had sex
with his wife. That guy. Yeah, come on.
Keep up. What the fuck.
Come on, Mom. Explain the war to you every time.
What do you have dementia?
Like, that has to be, you can't, you
will never be able to come onto this show and go
all right, yeah, big support. Let's do. It would
fuck up everything now at this point.
Okay, well, then we pulled it off today.
What's wrong?
Chinese's like, great bit, Aaron, moving on.
Am I being predictably like I always am?
What the fuck did you expect?
I literally, I had bad news yesterday.
I don't want to talk about it.
And my computer literally crashed like two sets.
Like I was here for the last half hour just hanging out in the background.
And then like a minute ago, my computer did this thing where it's battery backup that
needed to be reset.
So I just shut that whole computer down to reset it.
Oh, so there really is something.
I was.
No, no, literally like a second ago, like just before you said,
let's go to Johnny.
I just got back into the Zoom call because my computer thing went off.
And it's this stupid high-pitched noise.
And I have to reset the whole battery backup in order to do it.
So I had to shut it down and turn it all back on.
So I'm still getting my windows open and everything else.
I'm trying not to laugh because I just accidentally glanced into the chat.
And one person did the Garth from Wayne's World ago.
I'm having a good time.
not.
Did you hear the
Carmic stuff?
Yes, I did hear
the tail end of the
carmic stuff.
I heard what's going on
with him.
All he has is his stream,
but he hates his stream.
I don't know.
I have to be honest.
I thought about you
yesterday when I saw that clip.
I'm like,
this would be a perfect feud for Johnny
because you guys have about,
you have a little bit bigger audience,
but not like you guys have similar numbers and stuff.
I think,
because like when I go after Carmick,
it looks like I'm picking on him.
All right.
Aaron obsesses over these numbers
that all round down to zero.
Aaron claims he has
600 people watching him live or 700, something like that.
It's rumble.
The numbers are inflated.
It's probably more like 250 people tops.
And then he's like,
Carmic,
you have the same number as Carmich does.
Carmick has 50 people watching or 60.
Johnny,
someone in my Discord finally found his channel.
He can't even find this guy's channel.
I don't know who's possibly watching Johnny's show,
but Aaron claims,
none of this matters.
It's so insane to me.
Did he just say when I go after him,
it sounds like I'm picking on him?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Aaron thinks the show is way too big to make fun of Carmick's show.
Well, yeah.
The guy next to him, it's going to be odd when he has to do the eulogy for the funeral of the guy he bullied into suicide.
When the eulogy is all about him.
Yeah.
He keeps trying to create the scenario where it's him and the chatters against this guy.
And they're all laughing at him together.
And none of that is what's happening.
and every attempt he tries to, like, get in there at him, just falls flat.
And it's painful watching him hold that smug face while the other guy talks just waiting to come in with something else that won't be received well.
No, I agree.
Right, but I don't want to feud with anybody.
You should feud with Karmic. It would be funny.
No, it's gay.
You don't want to play that?
No.
I'm obsessed with Karm.
I think he's hilarious.
I know.
I've seen.
It's your show.
You can do whatever you want
in your show.
I don't give a shit
what you want to do in your show.
I'm just trying to help.
I just think when I do it,
it looks like bullying.
When you do it.
It's not trauma.
No,
no,
no,
no, no,
stop.
You want me to feud with him.
You literally said,
you're not feud as much as,
you remember what we did on the radio,
which is what I'm doing right now?
Like,
I'm doing the thing we used to do on the radio with JJ and all those guys.
I'm talking about that.
Turn off advertisers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have no whisters.
that thing you're still in the radio, you know.
Starve.
I love that Johnny said, I don't give a shit what you do on your show.
You're on his show.
Get fired from the St. Paul, Minnesota, Marcus.
Or St. Cloud.
The 200th market in America.
Yes.
My mom said, don't come home if you don't beat Bubba.
Like, I'm doing the thing we used to do on the radio with JJ and all those guys.
I'm talking about that.
I'm talking about working for a living.
I'm talking about shopping for a living.
Sharkin.
No, I don't want to do that.
You are a fucking guy today.
You are Mr. I'm above at all today.
I'm not even saying I'm above at all.
I'm saying I don't want to do it.
You're a bummer.
Sorry.
I don't want to do drama.
I tried that for a little bit.
I didn't like it.
It's not.
Trauma is like I went to jail.
That's drama.
Aaron did he go to jail for revenge porn?
Did he?
Yes.
Yeah, he's so dramatic.
I love that it's 600 people watching because he typed it into his own lower third.
Yes.
Well, no, that's how many people.
Oh, that's a whole other thing.
Before I go there.
Okay.
I was wondering what that meant.
I'll explain that.
But you're going to love this because you're going to know the characters involved.
What Aaron did was he took a nude photo of Nick Rickade his wife and sent it to Gino Bisconti.
Oh, that's this guy?
That's this guy.
He sent to Gino live on his show.
and bragged about it.
He's famous.
This fucking guy,
sorry.
I should open with that.
Do you know Sealtoe is the revenge porn guy?
Yes, I do.
All right.
And he did go to jail for this.
He did.
He went to jail because so when he went to court the first time,
they're like, okay, but don't mention Kayla Ricata on your show ever again.
And I was like, no problem, boss.
and then Aaron goes on vacation.
He goes, hey, Gino, you do my show.
You can have my time slot on my chat.
I'll be in Florida.
And Gino comes out and goes,
Catericane is a fucking gross pig who fucks everyone.
Thanks a lot.
So now I'm going to jail because Gino thought that was hilarious.
Crap.
Making fun of a guy because you think he's funny and you want to pick on him a little.
We've been to, how long?
Have you been here?
Have you done Steeltoe before?
Because we've been doing that since like, since 2014.
Still, I don't want to do that on my show, though.
That's what, okay.
What do you want to do on your show?
I hang out, talk about the news and chill with the chat.
It was supposed to just be a fun thing that I did for fun back in the day.
Now I do it because I don't have a job to do in the afternoon.
Jesus Christ, it's so pathetic.
It's so fucking pathetic.
Everything that he's saying.
Not like, oh, I got to get the numbers.
I got to pick a feud with this person and we've got a feud with that person.
And, like, I don't want to do that.
The audience I have doesn't want to do that.
You're not picking a feud with Carmick.
you're having a good time
Aaron he doesn't want to do that
and Aaron's like why he'd be such a bummer he's like
I just told you something horrible happened to me yesterday
I don't want to talk about
I'm kind of in a shit mood man
yeah the amount of urine to blood ratio
is astronomical
and I have to sit here and listen
to you say this shit to me
all right
well like I said I don't want to do this
we were having fun today
oh I can hear my
own chair squeaking.
Sound like Ethan Ralph now.
$2 from Zen Man.
Thank you very much.
If Aaron was black,
he would be ballrog from Street Fighter
1994.
Oops, should have listened to the OG.
He says,
Why the fuck do I have to search
for your name now to find the show?
Was there an update or something?
No, I'm not becoming a member
until I can play you at work.
Oh, God, fuck me in the dick.
I think if you just follow,
if you hit follow on our channel
and then you click on my feed on Rumble,
it'll show right up.
It should be the first thing on there.
Scouse ghost with a dollar says Aaron
Just pretend the signal is poor and drop the miserable
Cunt oh well that's not very nice
Why are you being a miserable cunt
Not my words
The chat looks like I gave me a dollar
Yeah yeah he had to read that
I would never use those words by you Johnny
My buddy
He's like fighting with his wife at dinner
And he's just drunk enough to be like
Looking around at the restaurant like everybody's on his side
He also thinks his wife's a bitch
Yeah I'm not
I'm, there's no self-awareness at all with him ever.
Well, that's not very nice.
Why are you being a miserable cunt?
I'm not.
I'm simply saying I don't want to do, I don't want to pick a feud with, with
Carmick.
I don't want to go, oh, our whole show is ripping on this guy or a segment
every day or every week.
I don't want to check up on and rip on Carmich.
I just, like I said, I don't want to, so I'm not doing it.
I make the double Dutch joke, but like you were listening to the show before.
There was a vibe.
It was funny.
It was lighthearted.
it was whatever.
So I'm in the vein of lightheartedness,
and there's nothing wrong with saying no to the karmic idea,
but it was just such a flat no and shitty about it.
And it's like, well, there goes the fucking air in the balloon.
Sorry, fuck me for doing my show.
The funny part is Johnny's not different than he ever is on this show.
No.
And Aaron wants this kind of co-host down there so that he could be the fucking,
hey, look at me, I'm the star over here.
Absolutely.
And all this is just like, you know, you're not bringing a lot of entertainment value to the show.
It's like, yeah, no shit, Aaron.
Opie would love Johnny on it.
Yes.
Yeah.
He can't work with anyone.
If you don't come in with exactly what he decided in his mind,
he can't roll with anything.
He can't adjust.
And he's so fucking sensitive that if he doesn't get absolute just yes.
And he has to crumble and throw a tantrum and just humiliate this guy until he leaves.
And Kermick is an interesting guy to pick on.
I've been told by multiple sources.
is you got to watch Karmic.
Karmic is incredible.
There's so much there.
And I watch it.
I'm just like,
I know he cries on stream sometimes.
That's funny,
I guess.
It is kind of funny.
That part's good.
When he's wasted and crying,
that's fine.
But it's mostly boring.
He seems to get dumped every other week.
Yeah, yeah.
When his girlfriend breaks up with him,
he says she has a smelly pussy,
like, okay,
I'm down with that,
but that's few and far between.
So for Jeddie to be like,
yeah, Aaron,
that's what you do at your show.
I don't want to make fun of Carmick
every fucking,
day. It's that my thing? They're just like, what's your problem? Why do you
be such a bitch about this? Because you're like, I can't do it. I look like I'm above it,
but you, you're the lower to the ground. You should do it. I just need you to do my dirty work.
What part of that you not understand? I don't know what you want for me, man. I'm sorry.
I've got my computer thing reset and I simply said I didn't want to do it. This fucking
reset in the computer thing. How bad could this personal issue be? The guy's actively dying.
And he's just like, yeah, I don't reboot my computer, man. I'd not mention that yet.
Yeah.
He had to turn your computer on and off.
I don't know.
There's no reason they should be brought up 30 times.
His name is Johnny Crutches.
He doesn't need an excuse.
Just be nice and move on.
Yeah, that's true.
You could be, yeah, just nice for that reason.
His computer could be his blowchair.
Got my computer thing reset, and I simply said I didn't want to do it.
I don't know what energy I need to have.
I'm sorry.
Just read the room, bro.
Just read the room.
Oh, that's ironic.
Yeah.
Fuck.
All right.
So that says 50 members
from 600.
Here's the deal, Dave.
Yes.
Aaron likes round numbers.
And so he wants people to gift memberships
during the show.
And he says,
gift these memberships,
we want to get to 600.
Once they get to 600,
that's a big milestone.
And when you get to that milestone,
then it flips to how many of their way
from 700.
Yeah.
That's a big deal.
So he's constantly showing on the scroll
how many memberships he needs
to get to the next milestone
so he can celebrate it.
I see.
The thing that Cardiff Electric pointed out brilliantly on his show is that Rumble actually shows you how many paid subscribers you have on your channel.
Oh.
So it's like, that's 550 right there, 50 from 600.
I did that math in my head.
And Cardiff goes out and he goes, but there's only 492 subscribers.
So where's he coming up with this number from?
It sounds nice.
It sounds better, right?
He illustrates by 58 and wants to be alive.
You got it like, I don't know if like before you go on, you got to send me a warning that like I got to handle you a certain way.
Because like I didn't expect that like I'm coming in with the energy I've been coming in with the last hour.
I'm sorry, are you having flashbacks as a Crowder right now?
This guy's getting dressed out on the sheets.
I need you here at 6 a.m. working on bits, pre-recorded bits.
I'll have another logger.
and can you believe the
that I'm with?
Yeah.
Why are you tired?
I got bad news today.
I still work for your show.
Oh,
I guess how much he pays him?
This is fun.
Oh, no.
So.
Oh,
I can't imagine.
Johnny Crutch just comes on
for three hours a day or four.
He used to come out at the beginning of the show at 6 a.m.
But then Aaron's like,
he seems tired.
Maybe we should have given the first hour off.
So he changed.
it to seven.
And so Johnny makes $50.
Not an hour.
Oh.
For the three or four hours that he's on the show.
Why?
But in Aaron's mind, he rounds it to...
Yeah, right.
He's only 150 away from 200.
Yes.
How many days a week does he do this?
Okay, so Aaron does a show five days a week, but it's two on Monday.
two on Tuesday, two on Wednesday, one Thursday morning, one Friday morning.
That is a lot of content.
Yeah. Oh, it sure is.
It should be.
Do you think the content suffers when you're online that often?
So far, I've seen no sign of that.
Yeah, it's for him, it's pretty easy.
But I mean, for somebody who's not a natural, perhaps.
Sure.
I mean, it feels like this very two-minute clip.
I haven't seen anything that makes me want to not watch this ever.
Imagine this is only four and a half to five hours every morning.
It just speeds right by.
It's great.
Yeah.
Because I didn't expect that, like, I'm coming in with the energy I've been coming in with the last hour.
And it feels like I fucking wronged you in some way.
No, you just, you kept pushing me to do something I didn't want to do.
I'm fucking around.
We've been fucking around for the last hour.
Fuck around back.
Okay.
You're a jerk?
Yeah, you're...
Sit there silently and be a dick.
I'm going through a lot of stuff right now.
I'm sorry.
I have a problem.
Then text me and say, I'm going through a lot of shit.
I can't be funny today.
I can't be in a good mood.
I need the day.
I was trying to get myself in a good mood and it got reset with the whole fucking computer thing.
I'm sorry.
I guess I, you want to let...
This computer thing really threw them off.
If you're in a bad mood and you're going through something,
why didn't you text me?
he told you it didn't work you think texting's gonna help i know yeah you seem like such an understanding
guy yeah i feel it received very well right
myself in a good mood and it got reset with the whole fucking computer thing i'm sorry i guess i
you want to let me go and just fuck it and just like no i don't want to let you go i want you to
power through and do a show because i know you can well that's what i was planning to do and i'm sorry
i started it wrong what this really is a couple yeah holy shit yeah yeah
You're going to get $25 today.
$1 from Scousego says,
Oh, no, that's the one I just, oh, no, that's the one I just did.
There's another one.
I got so many $1.
I can't keep track of them all.
One dollar from Zen Man says, I think I speak for most of us here.
Fuck Jeremy and his workplace.
Let it rip, Aaron.
Johnny, say the unword real quick and we'll be fine.
Listen to this bullying right here.
This is abuse.
No.
Oh, you had a chance.
That was it.
That was the spot.
That was going to be the gold.
and boom, that was going to be the fucking
but none of us have a career.
You can say it. It's not going to ruin everything.
You're not going to lose a single opportunity
if you drop the N-bomb and someone
is going to throw a red boy at this show when you say it.
By the way, a red boy is a $100
dollar donation.
So that's all that matters to Aaron,
not his friend and how he's feeling right now
and what's going on with the show.
And with tears in his eyes,
Johnny said the N-word.
you just start saying it over and over again
Johnny made $6,000 that day
Yeah
That'd be great
Someone is going to throw a red boy at this show when you say it
Find nigger there
Oh no
Dude you are so fired
Oh we cannot talk like that on this show
That is not that's fucking racist dude
I can't believe you would say that
On the day where Carmelo Anthony was unjustly convicted of murder
This is the guy who wants people to donate
to him. He's just a fucking asshole.
Now show us your tits, Johnny.
Yeah.
You're going to get two red boys for him.
Dance.
40 close at a ball. God, that's fucking racist.
Captain Crunchy says Kyle
Kyle Bush died because of an untreated
pneumonia and sinus infection.
Please go get seen by a doctor. All right.
Now I feel like... This guy's like the movie
King of Comedy, except he worships
Man Cow. It's a very
weird... It's very
bizarre how he does this. This is like you run a
show. All right, so one more clip.
Later on the show, Johnny leaves
and people bring up like, hey, what's
up with Johnny earlier?
Which gases aired up enough
to rip out Johnny some more.
We deserve a win today. It's not even a
fucking question. I'm very... Oh, I should also point out.
So when he says we deserve a win, it means they hit their goal,
the amount of money he needs. And
that light behind him, that green light that's flashing,
that signifies
it's white power hour.
You heard that he thought
that the Edward would get him $100.
His audience is mostly hick racists in central Minnesota.
Okay.
Catch up to speed on things.
I'm just like this guy more and more.
Confident of that.
Papa Shab says Johnny shutting down the Karmic talk was probably the top three
worst things I've ever seen on a show.
I do want to address that for a moment.
Please do.
While I stall so that you guys can give us our much deserved win today,
balls deep.
also show me the raid you want us to do
at the end of today.
What the fuck
was that about?
Like, I've told John
Johnny was the asshole, right?
You guys were out with me?
You guys saw him.
A depressed guy with MS who lives by himself.
Remember when I was calling him a dick
and a rating every single
chat that called him a cunt for a dollar?
This girlfriend.
He's like finally can gossip about this.
Then he got fired from his real job for dropping the end bomb.
Remember that?
He privately end on the show numerous times.
I'm like, dude, doing a...
He's a yanking out of his nostril.
He just hits his nose without any ideas doing.
No self-awareness.
You're on the radio anymore, Aaron.
You can't do this.
Like, I've told Johnny privately end on the show numerous times.
I just got the goal.
Doing the show, and I shouldn't have to tell him this after being on this show for so long.
Like, dude, this isn't your show.
It's like double dutch.
You feel the vibe and the energy of the show coming in.
You got to boom.
You got to hit it.
You got to match that energy.
I was actually really impressed with myself that we dug that out and gave such a good show today.
Unbelievable.
This guy never fails to be impressed himself every fucking time.
And yet he cries himself to sleep.
But like, and then the karmic shit, he was, I mean, he met that aggressively.
And he's got this cancer.
Was he aggressive?
He goes, I don't want to do that.
It's not my thing.
I was trying to do the White Power Hour and they were being so aggressive.
I don't remember trying to be aggressive at all.
I mean that back and forth.
Being downright rude during White Power Hour.
I don't even want to Zeke Heil anymore.
I don't even want it.
I'm going to goose up my way out of here.
And he's got these Jews out of my nose.
Whatever said that nonsense.
He cannot get it.
And he's got this cancer that a lot of people in the chat have to.
Well, not a lot.
A couple of people in the chat have this.
Well, he's got an MS, I guess, is what I should call it.
And that chat is called, and that cancer is called not gifting the memberships to hit that 30 bucks today, which is fucking insane that we would miss even by a fucking dime today.
Let's go.
He thinks he deserves the money, Dave.
he thinks he deserves
$300
every morning
that he turns out
his stream
people should just
hand over their money
to him
he's pissed when they don't
and it's this
I don't really watch
the office
but it is like
if Dwight from the office
was a shock jock
and just having no idea
of anything
like he hasn't brought up a topic
he hasn't
all he does is bash
his only friend
in the world
who's very sick
he does read
news articles
which is very helpful
Like David Brenner.
Yeah.
That's great.
That's very timely.
He does misread whatever a shock jock used to be and thinks he can just claim he's that and use it as an excuse to say and do whatever he wants and appeal to that 15% of his audience that just comes for the white power hour and to hear cripples say the word neighbor.
Right.
Him saying that like it's drama.
It's not drama.
It's radio war shit.
It's picking on people.
we've always done.
You know, Johnny might not be in a position where he wants to start picking on people.
No, he's like, well, like we've always done.
Remember when I worked for that radio station for a very short time?
Yes.
Like back then, when I worked with JJ and other people that have blocked my number.
Right.
I just, I could only imagine from Johnny's perspective, he's just like, well, if I pick on him,
they might find things to pick on me about.
And they're numerous.
I have a feeling.
What are we talking about?
about. I really, I don't understand it. I don't get it. By the way, Balls Deep has our
raid ready for us. It looks like we're not going to do it. It looks like we're actually going to
miss by 30 bucks today. Now, the raid he's referring to is he sends his audience to a different
show when he signs off. And you're not even going to get it because you guys didn't give me
the last 30 bucks I needed some. And that was Johnny's 30 bucks. I'm punishing you.
comes out of his, yeah.
Anonymous Andrew says,
I'll give you 30 bucks right now
if you'll say, please,
one fucking time, weird ask.
I know, oh, okay.
Hey, anonymous, Andrew,
would you please chip in 30 bucks
so we could knock out the goal today
and call it a win for the toe?
That's so unlikable.
I think that when you beg for money on the internet,
there should be like some level of likability.
People are like,
ah, I want to support this guy and help about.
Yeah, you could, I don't know,
maybe have MS and some.
Somebody else creates your page for you?
Right.
As opposed to this?
Who's calling himself The Toe?
It's interesting to watch.
We brought back this little piggy last Friday.
I don't know if we'll have another episode this Friday.
I hope that we do.
We had to cover the court cases that happened on Friday.
But Aaron's got a lot of thoughts about us bringing back this little piggy.
Of course.
We'll talk about that.
He's in favor of it, right?
No.
Oh.
No, no.
He thinks we embarrass ourselves.
Oh.
Which we embarrass ourselves when we stopped doing the show.
but then we embarrass ourselves again when we started to do it.
Anyway, try to make sense of it.
We'll talk about a devilverse live or this little piggy or something.
I want to thank the great Dave Landau for giving us so much time today and hanging with us.
Always a great time, my friend.
Thank you, my friend.
I appreciate having me.
Sorry I didn't know enough about these guys, but I've learned a lot.
No, I actually like your perspective.
I want you to come in because we've been studying this for too long.
You know what I mean?
I'm too close to it.
So I like to get someone who's just like kid watching like, hey, what the fuck's that guy's to you?
You got to experience what I love the first time I covered Tricia Pateus without really knowing that much about her,
which is when it suddenly takes this strange diversion into the Middle East and to Israel and Palestine,
but you're not expecting it.
That's always fuck.
No, yeah, from a very fast-talking, sassy woman.
You just don't see it coming.
Yeah, you just don't expect it.
Stu and Dave do America is the YouTube channels on Blaze TV.
Dave, you got that we got coming up on, uh, Stu and Dave do America.
tomorrow we have a good interview with a comedian and then yeah just go to davelano.com for dates
excellent yes definitely see dame and uh i believe we do have a date for detroit for next to be
live i just got invited and i'm excited about am i allowed to say that i shouldn't i should have asked
before i just said that no it's it's it's all good uh read the room dave i i was playing phone tag
with the venue today the only reason why i can't say i was playing i was playing
in phone tech with the venue today, but it looks like we're good.
We're locked in. So it will be
announced soon. I believe
October 2nd, if you want to save the date,
if you want to just make sure that you're going to be around
on a Friday night in early October
in the Royal Oak area
in Detroit. Yes,
that show was a blast. Yeah, it's going to be fun.
You were fantastic last year.
Thank you. I'm glad you're doing it again this year.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
See you, Dave.
Later you guys. Thank you.
Great Dave Landau, everyone.
Now, Adam, you were chatting with Aaron recently.
You showed us on the show that Reagan.com was in his chat on Rumble and getting his attention quite a bit, actually, with free chats, which was kind of surprising.
Is there a clip you sent me that kind of reminds us of what was going on?
She had to letter M in it.
It just shows you from our bit last time.
Reagan.com says you're not autistic.
you're insecure.
Oh, is that it?
Fuck, I thought I was autistic.
Guys, ragin.com says it's not autism.
It's insecurity.
I'm, I really apologize.
I led you guys down a primrose path.
Reagan.com says, why don't you play the clips you're referring to?
Because I know it triggers the fuck out of you in the gay universe you belong to.
So one of the things that Aaron, one of his superpowers is his ability to figure out what type of inflection people have in a text, just a, just a,
The sentence has been written out.
And so he definitely was capturing your voice there, I think.
Did a good job of realizing who you are and what you were doing.
Now, he has not stopped interacting with Reagan.com.
We thought maybe after you outed yourself that wouldn't happen anymore.
So should we-
Our relationship is continuing to blossom.
He still doesn't realize it's me.
Oh, that's awesome.
So let's see what's been going on.
And by the way, Reagan.com with a good point.
There's a lot of people who hated Trump before.
and watch this show now, and they're like,
we told you so.
And it's like, I really can't really throw anything back at you.
Reagan.com says food banks are not a business.
No, I know what you mean.
No, food banks are not a business.
But like stealing from the food bank, so
like people, hungry people who need it,
can't get it.
Coltrane says definitely the rich store owner's fault.
Thank you very much.
Reagan.com says sounds exactly like this show.
You fucking dick.
Reagan.com says it perfectly.
Another win for the toe.
Let's get out of here, guys.
Who do you want to raid?
Reagan.com, Aaron, thoughts on the resurrection of this little piggy.
I thought it was hilarious that I fucking made them do that.
Didn't I call it?
I said, for this hearing, they're going to bring that back because they have nothing else.
And when it turns out that it didn't go their way, it's just going to be a family
cope session.
And what was it?
A family cope session.
Oh, good.
He watched it.
That's good.
And you guys coached?
Dude, to think that I don't have these people pegged and I don't know what they're going to do 10 minutes before they know what they're going to do, it's insulting.
These are very dumb people and they're not on my level.
And I've proven that time and time again as evidence that they weren't happy.
They were just raging.
I was a bad guy.
I'm a terrible person.
When you've got them mad, that means you've got them beat.
and I'm smiling all the way to the bank.
Another win for the toe.
Now, whatever.
I've never seen moody, raging.
I think we were actually having a very good time on that show.
But that's also not a saying in war or in sports.
If you've got them mad, then you're winning.
That's not a sign of winning.
Not a sign at all.
But Reagan.com, he seems like he was enjoying you a little bit there.
He was telling him another one for the toe.
Tell him what he wanted to hear.
I thought I would have to build credibility.
with someone new, when it turns out I didn't have to change the name at all.
But he did cut, I said, as a Catholic, any thoughts about the resurrection of this little piggy.
But he left that part out.
Oh, that's fun.
That's a fun thing to say.
Let's get into MLC.
So Kevin Brennan was all upset with Adam Bush for getting all these details wrong about when Adam
was cast as his brother, Neil Brennan, for a potential.
sitcom that was going to air on HBO.
There was a table read and it kind of ended
there. It was not picked up.
And Adam told
the story of the fact
that Kevin was actually very sweet
to Adam after the read, pretty much
saying like, hey, this is not me that it's not
going to get picked up. And
it's my fault. And so
Adam told the story on this show. He went on a Pat Dixon show and told the story.
And Kevin's response was to get
everything wrong.
We played on WTP
last week, Kevin couldn't keep anything straight, was mumbling what the dates were and the names
were and was Googling things in real time contradicting himself multiple times.
He'd say one thing.
There was no elevators.
If there was an elevator, it was at this one table read because there was an elevator at
that one table read where I guess Adam could have been there.
And the whole thing was that Adam was full of shit.
And then he couldn't even figure out he couldn't keep his own facts straight.
And Kevin's show's been on decline for a bit now.
one of the reasons for that is that Kevin's just surrounding himself with any goofball who has a YouTube page.
He really does not care if you have some time for him to stare at you and for you to stare back, you'll get the link.
And Clearwater Chad is a perfect example of that.
This is just an example of what this show has become Misery Loves Company.
He's saying dogs I love anybody.
even yeah i like to norm macdonaldson joke out he said uh the dog hitler's dog even like hitler
huh he's talking about a painter oh where you get these terrible ideas in your head from ray de veto
i mean i was in a car accident just like ray was too so i have an excuse
holy shit me that obviously the chemistry is amazing
so you got to give him that clear water chat is just brain dead
And yeah, the rate of video comparison is actually not bad right there when you think about it.
So then Kevin Brennan, I don't know if it's dementia or paranoia.
The guy's brain's just not working.
He's just unraveling, it seems, as we're watching him.
And so someone asks if he would ever work with Adam Bush again.
I never paid.
Adam Bush was never.
Adam Bush, again, Carl's a fucking loser and a clown.
All these clowns that Nick Rukaiqat.
Everybody that was Hackmania.
I don't know it was in the water at Hackmania,
but Nicricotta car accident.
Tuckie can't do shows anymore.
Hunchback can't do shows anymore.
Ethan Ralph, he's drinking himself to death.
Who am I forgetting?
Who am I forgetting?
Forgetting somebody off the top of my head.
I can't think how it is.
But Adam Bush was there.
How's he doing?
I haven't heard much from him lately.
You haven't?
How rude.
I mean, he can talk more for sure, but no, he's not
w-A-tp every Wednesday.
We see it right here.
I heard he was dead.
I heard he's dead.
Dude, that just, that triggers him so much.
All it says is, would you ever consider working with failed actor Adam Bush again?
And Kevin's just like, all those people suck.
Rocco went on vacation, took his family to Disney World.
What a loser.
He's really fucking everything up.
His agent calls him.
He's like, well, you work with this guy.
again. He's like, Ethan Ralph's a drunk.
Right. I don't know what that.
Anything. They were in Vegas
at the same time. Yeah.
I'm sure they were, old man.
He's not ready yet. I'm sorry. We're to pass. He's not ready.
So there was a clip
from last week. We put it on our channel, but it was
also clipped by Sal and
or Doom. I forget who clipped it.
Where Adam brought the receipts and explained like,
no, no, no. I know exactly what happened. I have the
emails. I remember the conversations.
I remember meeting Kevin and going
through the table read and everything that happened.
for me to audition and then get the part and everything like that.
And Kevin Brennan's going to come back and double down and say, not true.
But apparently him and Carl know more about, I didn't see the clip,
but apparently him and Carl know more about what I did in my career than I do.
It was like when the hunchback, remember the hunchback?
Remember he used to count my money?
He knew more about my money than I did.
Yeah.
And how'd that work out?
how'd that work out?
He was telling me all about my money,
just like him and Carl
and him more about my stand-up and sitcom career than I do.
It's uncanny how these fucking losers know so much.
Yeah, I sent Chad to Lank.
Oh, good.
So it's amazing to me that Kevin Brennan's show,
and he goes out multiple times a day, often,
and he sits there and just watch his clips,
and he just watches it and watches it, barely talks, barely says anything,
stuff like to throw out an insult person.
He doesn't like this.
He's watching on the screen.
And then there's a clip out there that's like, hey, we brought the receipts.
You're wrong about all this shit.
Here's what really happened.
I didn't watch that.
Right.
How convenient.
You don't have time?
Why did you play that on your show?
You know, time to watch that?
I bet he watched it.
What do you think, Adam?
I think he didn't watch it.
but everyone in his audience did.
And they all want answers for all of these things we apparently got wrong.
If someone was on there lying about me, I wouldn't be able to wait to get on and explain how.
I would have all the receipts.
He, uh, maybe he does it.
Yeah.
So fortunately, there's people saying in the chat, like, well, you know, you should probably
address some of these lies, right?
Uh, WATB called you in like five lies.
How did they catch me in lies?
It's great.
It says they caught you in five lies.
but they're clowns.
Okay.
How they catch me in lies?
How?
That's the question how?
I don't understand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it you'd like us to explain to you?
It's been explained, but we can do it some more.
Oh, oh, they call me in five lies.
What did they say?
Why did they say?
They caught me in five.
Lies
Because yeah, Melton and Carl knows more about my career than I do.
Oh, that's adorable.
Can't trust those good.
Lost him.
Good stuff.
Good stuff, Clearwater, Jack.
Kevin learned a lot from stuttering, John.
Oh.
Right.
Yeah, all you have to do is just like, oh, they're fucking idiots.
Are you going to cry?
Yeah.
Doing that voice doesn't make it so that we didn't catch you contradicting yourself.
You didn't really explain.
yourself.
Yeah.
Nope.
I think Adam did a pretty good job of explaining it.
So the chat is like desperately trying to get him to react to something tangible.
Not just like making a voice or saying that we're clowns.
Like can you address something specifically?
Adam Boy says that he was involved in a sitcom after none one son pilot was shot in February.
Anna Boy said he was involved in a sitcom after number one son pilot was shot.
Yeah, there was no sitcom after number one son pilot was shot.
number one son. There was no sitcom after number one son. I didn't do, I didn't do a number one son.
There was nothing after number one son. We talked to HBO about doing something, but then everybody got
fired. Everybody got fired. So there was no, there was no anything. There was no anything.
There was no, there was no, we didn't, we weren't talking about casting. There was nothing.
But again, Carl knows more about what I'm doing. Of course, Alan Bush does with all his free time.
Yeah. Yeah. He hasn't done.
acting work lately heard.
Adam Bush said he was involved
in his sitcom after never once
son pilot was shot.
He's flat out lying.
But again, he's an expert.
Carl's an expert on everything.
Stand up comedy, everything.
Maybe he can cure
Milton's hunchback.
It's big enough
dragging himself to dad. How's Gina?
I can't cure his hunchback.
I can write a note.
So if he needs someone else to write him a note,
I am available for that.
I'm not afraid of the same cloud judge.
What could go raw?
Yeah, nothing bad could happen from that.
And great timing on the joke, Kevin.
What about his hunch back?
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
So you just heard right there, Kevin denies that you were even involved in this project.
This project that you were very much involved in again, you have the emails, you have the contracts that you signed, all those things.
It's all real.
And he goes, well, they're lying.
Okay.
Weird.
Because remember, this was.
Adam saying, you know, Kevin was actually really cool to me.
We get in the elevator and he's like, you were great and don't worry about it.
And at the time, Adam wasn't sure what that meant.
Anyone can give a compliment.
Like, hey, he did a great job.
Like, that's polite what you do when you're in entertainment together.
But to say don't worry about it, that was Kevin realizing like, this is not going to get picked up.
They're not going to do it.
He's not selling it well.
And he doesn't want Adam to think he's the reason why he's not cast as Neil Brennan in this Kevin Brennan project, whatever the
title was that they were working on. And it was actually like Kevin doing the right thing and
caring about someone else and saying the right thing. And now you fast forward to all of a sudden
none of this was Kevin's fault. You just heard him say, well, everyone got fired. I was going to do
a project with HBO, but everyone got fired. So there's no possible way I would have gotten a project
done with HBO. So let's get into why it's not Kevin's fault that the show didn't get picked
up. Boss T. After number one son, now your career is Pistol Hunt. Again, we didn't, there was
nothing after number one son. Everybody got fired. Everyone got famously fired after number one son,
not because I may, not because I may. Okay. So now you see Kevin go into the Google machine.
he's going to prove that everybody got fired
and that's the reason why
this show didn't get picked up
not what actually happened
so you know the players in this
Adam
and he's going to go through
and start
Googling the players
so you can get dates and information
Clearwater is
worthless and pointless at this point
uh clearwood child you can stare at go
I don't need you anymore
okay
I mean I'm sorry
saying you have to leave, but I got to look something up.
Oh. Whatever you want, Kevin.
You're the boss.
Chris Albrecht.
He was the head of HBO for the
Sopranos and whatnot.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's just a glimpse.
It takes him 20 minutes to find his
Wikipedia page. And Clearwater,
Chad, might as be sitting in a cock chair
next to his wife's bed the way that Kevin's
treating him. Whatever, boss.
I'll sit here. I'll lick the come off
your belly when they're done.
Whatever you want, buddy.
It's so pathetic.
So clear road chase sticks around and Kevin
starts Googling this and finds the Wikipedia
page and starts
slowly, and I mean slowly
figuring out the information
that he wants to glean from this
to prove his point.
In 2007,
Albrecht was arrested for assaulting his
then girlfriend in the valet parking air
of the MGM Graham. Time Warner, the parent
company of HBO requested Allbrose.
Resonation.
Albrecht complied
amidst accusations
of another domestic dispute
from the early 1900.
So he was the head of HBO.
So this is the guy who believed in Kevin.
This show, Kevin would have been a way bigger star
if this show had been picked up by HBO.
And this was the guy who was going to make that happen
because he saw Kevin's talent and the potential here.
And Kevin's thing is like, well, it didn't get picked up.
So I'm going to go on Wikipedia and explain how this guy lost his job and go through all the details on why he lost his job.
Chris Albrecht was sober, had been sober, and then decided to have a drink.
He was at a boxing match.
And anyway, while he's waiting for his car, he has allegedly assaulted his girlfriend.
So he had to resign.
And then Carolyn Strauss was his number two.
and she was great at a job.
So I guess she was like, I'm leaving two,
or they just wanted to clean house.
So because of all that,
nothing happened after 9-1-son.
Because things were,
they were talking about doing something else.
This is crazy.
Kevin just said,
he was sober,
and then he had one drink in a boxing match,
and then allegedly beat up his girlfriend or something like that.
He pled guilty.
He was convicted and sentenced to all this.
and I don't think it happens because you had one drink.
Like, oh, did somebody put some whiskey in my coffee?
Now I've got to fucking punch my girlfriend out in public.
God damn it, you guys.
Why would you do this to me?
That's some prank you guys just pulled on me.
This is pretty wild, isn't it, Adam?
Yeah, I guess they also pulled that prank on him in 98 when he was convicted of the same crime.
But, you know, alcohol's a bitch.
That is true.
It's a hell of a drug from what I've heard.
So, again, this is all 2,000.
seven he's talking about.
Yes.
The table reader was 2006.
Our thing was in February of 2006.
And Carolyn Strauss, who was the big believer in Kevin Brennan and was always trying to get him a deal and her boss, Chris, were fired in March of 2007.
So that's over a year later.
That's right.
And it was not picked up.
It wasn't like it was sitting in limbo.
No.
The whole point of the story was that he said to me, hey, don't worry about it.
And I'm like, what the fuck did that mean?
And then I found out later that day,
oh, because they're not even making this show.
Usually a pilot, you find out you got the party, you did it,
not the whole thing isn't going.
So you remember that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I thought he handled it well,
and he's been on a mission to dismantle any of that ever since I said it.
Yeah.
All right.
So now he's white knighting for Chris Elbrecht at HBO.
He created shows like Sex and a Sittittiparana,
six feet on their deadwood,
the wire.
So anyway, he had a spectacular success.
Yes.
Maybe I'll introduce us with that.
Maybe you say, hey, here's the guy who created every show that you love,
and then maybe at the end you could say the other thing instead of the other way around.
Right.
Instead of just like, ah, you had a beer once and beat up his girlfriend, but you guys like to water, right?
It's a pretty good show.
So anyway, he had a spectacular success.
And then Carolyn Strauss was number two.
under him.
So when he was the rest of assaulting,
and this is outside the MGM Graham, NGM Grand.
Graham.
After a boxing match.
So everyone was there.
Oh, I bet a bunch of tattle tails were there.
Is that what you're saying?
All these fucking snitches were there.
Plobermouth cunts.
Yeah, because of the boxing match.
That's one drink.
No, I can't be on TV.
Right.
That's literally the dots that he's connecting during the stream.
How long do you think he'd come up with this narrative?
It's so stupid.
I think he spends a lot of time thinking about this.
It's all so stuttering, John.
I start to not hear it.
All I hear is.
And then Debbie Viggis was the one who believed in me and told that to Pat Noonan, who said,
it's all just this fantasized version of whatever their glory days were.
how he was wronged.
Yeah.
Yep.
So because of all that, nothing happened after none one son.
Because things were, they were talking about doing something else.
Now with NBC, just isolated with HBO.
And then I was excited, but then Chris Albeck got fired.
But then Carolyn Strauss went on to create Game of Thrones.
She became an independent producer and the rest is history.
And she was smart.
She liked me.
She was smart.
lost heat
have no one son
now your career
is pistol hot
I didn't lose heat
I've known one's son
we made a pilot
and didn't get picked up
and everything
cools off
but I wouldn't have called off
if Chris Albeck
was still around
and Carolyn Charles
was still around
because they would have
definitely gave me
some kind of
they really liked me
so we just said there again
as a contradiction
so he mentions that
the woman who liked him
left HBO
but then was developing
other shows
she sold to HBO
Huge hits like Game of Thrones
Who did Kevin play in Game of Thrones?
You know what?
Massadena I was in Game of Thrones,
but not Kevin Brennan.
Go figure.
So it's odd to me
that Kevin's saying like,
well, you know, she loved me,
she believed in me,
and all she did was sell all these other shows
to HBO that she developed.
So why did she throw up your show?
It was brilliant.
Her boss gets fired for domestic abuse,
so she's forced to step down,
but since she still has all of these
good relationships and friendships with people at HBO, she pitches them shows and they buy it.
She pitches them Game of Thrones and then like three or four other massive shows that have all run.
At any point, she can be like, and also this Kevin Brennan show that I always believed in.
There's nothing stopping her from doing it.
At this point, they owe her one.
So stop saying it's because they got fired or because all of their relationships to HBO died.
they're having great relationships with HBO.
Why didn't they use you for crashing?
Right.
Like nobody thought to bring you in
when they were using all of these comedians?
Artie was nodding off on heroin.
And they're still like, he's our best option.
Let's keep him on this.
All right.
So this is the final nail in the coffin
for Kevin's TV career.
But she was the number two.
And she liked me.
and then Casey, I'm not going to say his name because he still works at HBO, I think.
But the guy in his name, number three guy at HBO was Casey.
And they all liked me.
So they would have, you know, they would have done something with it.
I'm not saying I would have a hit show at HBO.
I'm just saying that's what was happening.
I think Chris Albeck decided to go decide to have a drink.
Jesus Christ.
That is not good-natured ribbing.
No.
It's a revisionist.
history.
This is what that is.
That's insane.
You see why he's in this position.
In his mind, he's like, I'll just talk shit about Chris Albrecht.
I'll throw this Carolyn woman under the bus.
But, oh, does Casey still work there?
Let's say nice things about him.
Because that's the reason he's going to call any day now, Kevin.
Just keep waiting.
The way that they can do the mental gymnastics to explain where their career didn't work
out as well as they thought it was going to work out is pretty incredible.
Well, guy, you know, he fell off the wagon.
And a boxing match in Vegas, 13 months later.
Okay.
And now I'm no longer funny.
Right.
You know, I can't get anything going.
You know, you brought up a point that he had his agent call him when number one son was, the decision was being made whether the pilot was going to be picked up or not.
Yes.
And Kevin goes, I don't want to hear about how they love me but or any of that shit.
if it's a yes say number one
if it's a no say number two
because Kevin just needs to hear that he's number one
he's got the number one foam finger
he's always number two to Neil Brennan
and it bothers him
and I know that people make a joke about it
but it really does it really is the reason why
he's such a cranky bitch about everything
and here's another example
number one son I am
unbelievable a guy puts a number one son
S-U-N and goes that's me
I'm number one son
Kevin
you're broadcasting too much man
take a break
holy shit
it's not going well
so this is
Kevin watching this little piggy
because as Kevin talks
about how I suck
and I'm not doing anything good
apparently I'm worth watching all the time
because he's constantly sniping
anything that I'm on
and here's an example
it's just a bunch of continuances
and this club-footed Carl thought he had to go live to stick it to everybody.
Again, as long as the mountain can't do a show, that's all I really care about.
I assume that he was going to be on the show today.
Why would they do this little piggy without him?
Just stick it to you, Kevin.
I was like, oh, Aaron's in Corp.
Nick Rickade is taking the stand.
I'm texting with Nick.
I'm watching pretty antisocial, cover everything that's going on.
we're getting boots on the ground reports.
And I was like, I mean, all this stuff would maybe make a really good show.
But also, I really want to stick it to Kevin Brennan.
So I think he's out at the same time as we are.
He's retarded.
Yeah.
And it really, I don't think his audience knows it.
It's like when, you know, John would make fun of Kevin for going, we're doing it.
And people had to explain.
Kevin's not saying that sincerely.
He's actually making fun of Chad for saying.
it that way. So it's an in-joke that you're not in on. But these in-jokes have been going on for so long
that it's not a joke anymore. He's just an awful, miserable, hate-filled person who wishes the worst on
everyone around him and truly brings out the worst to them. Like him making fun of karmic might
be all I have left. I like that. I enjoy what he does that. I don't know why. Everything else is just
like the worst of humanity. And not in a funny way. There is no jokes.
Nothing happens.
But reveling in people's misery probably works out well for you in the long run,
though, right, Adam?
Oh, it pays off really well.
It's an investment that pays off right at the end when you need it most.
Okay, good.
Well, we're rooting for them.
KB, keep up the great work, buddy.
And please never watch these clips.
Just respond to them as if you had watched them.
That's a way better way to go about this.
And I heard from MLC person and MLC people,
not a single one could correct anything.
The criticism consisted of pretty much shut up faggot, which they have a point.
I get it, but it's not really contradicting anything that was said in there.
Didn't I want to make fun of your mustache?
No, they stick to around the faggot.
Okay, well, we will.
All right, we'll fill with the blanks.
As long as it's funny.
All right, let's get into John.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, blah, blah, blah, bloody ass.
Can I get a little sympathy?
Kirk Fox is on.
Stephanie Miller, Kirk Fox was a professional tennis player.
After that, he wanted to acting and stand-up.
He had some prominent roles on sitcoms that you've heard of, like Parks and Recreation.
And he's doing well for himself, for whatever reason, they hone in on the fact that home in on, honing on.
I can never say that without.
They home in on the fact that Kirk was married to Clint Eastwood's daughter.
Now, this has been 15 years prior to this.
And it's not like his claim to fame.
It's not what his career is based on or anything.
He just married a famous guy's daughter.
They got a divorce.
Never had kids.
Whatever.
That becomes a big part of the conversation.
Fortunately, we've gotten away from that for now.
And John's asking more important questions.
He wants to know about the chicks that Kirk has banged.
Usually there's a remote that comes with the machine.
A lot of chords.
Really?
That's fantastic.
Yes.
Which time, as far as girls go,
did you get better girls when you were a tennis player
or better girls when you were an actor and comedian?
I've always gotten what I've gone.
So it's the same...
They're just women.
You just decide what you were attracted to
and then you be honest and you listen
and you should be able to get him, John.
I'm not me. I'm not good looking.
Okay.
What a weird question.
Did you get better girls playing tennis or being an actor?
Does he mean hotter?
What does he mean by that?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Yeah.
He just wants to be like,
hey,
you fuck any hot chicks.
Let's talk about that
because we're guys over here, right?
Yeah, and he still thinks he's Howard Stern.
Yep.
That's what guys talk about,
fucking chicks.
So, Kirk's like, I don't know, man.
What kind of girls do you want?
You're a good-looking guy.
You go get those little girls.
those girls that you like so much.
And John goes, wow, I'm not as good looking as you.
And this is a great comeback.
I don't believe you are.
It's all internal.
She keeps telling me I'm not.
Oh, I've never said that.
It's all your other twits.
You have a definite look.
There's going to be women that find you attractive.
What's your type?
There's a lot of women into a stutter, smoker, drinker.
Exactly.
So very funny.
points out some of John's flaws.
So yeah, there's girls who are into that sort of thing.
And it doesn't stop there
with the good-natured ribbing.
Are you going to find someone that really...
I don't know.
It's just hard for me to string the lanes and I'm driving.
You didn't need a girl that really wants to get back at her parents.
So,
Kirk looks so disinterested in all of this.
You know, he's just like,
ah, John, you're a loser.
I'm sure you'll get some pity fox
and someone will recognize you with the Howard's turn.
he'll get laid, whatever.
He's awesome.
He's dressed for the appearance.
He looks great.
All right, so
John has to remind Kirk
that he used to be in show business.
We're not so different,
you and me.
Remember when we met
when I was on the Tonight Show?
He was on the Tonight Show twice,
like we said.
When you were there with Jay Leno,
you were there last comedian
on the Tonight Show.
Yep, and that's when we met
and, you know, everybody loved you.
Which not to love you.
love to you.
What is not to look at you?
But was that a thrill for you to do the tonight show or did my own?
I was excited to be there.
Yeah, yeah.
Was that a thrill for you leading the witness, your honor?
It's a thrill for you.
Can't you tell?
Yeah.
So he's like, yeah, I was excited to be there.
And somebody's like, well, now you're not excited to be anywhere, you know,
because he's obviously not excited than all to be over at Stephanie's house.
And so he responds with this.
No, now I'm a little closer toward complete new white.
yeah yeah so i don't need anything back then i had some folks and drinks
i relate i relate just one bitter year after another no i've never had any bitter i just
realize i don't need it yeah i think you're rich i i there's always more sorry there's an air strike
over i ran that's when the plane took out stephanie and john it's so annoying but it's funny that
Stephanie's like not on the same page with this guy at all.
No.
Both John and Stephanie are like way out of their element here.
So he goes, well, you know, back when I was on the Tonight Show, I thought I needed
to advance my career.
It was important to me to do that sort of thing.
But now I've kind of come to grips with like the universe will provide.
I'm content.
Everything's great.
He's engaged.
He's getting married next year.
And he just seems like a really cool dude.
He was figured it out and is very happy with his life.
And Stephanie goes,
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what that's like.
Every year's more bitter than the last one, right?
No.
So what I'm saying at all.
No, if I seem bitter, it's because I'm here.
Right.
Yeah.
He's like, no, just the opposite.
It's not in.
And he really, he's operating on a whole other level than them.
You know, John hits him with aren't women disposable and like this competitive
commodity thing?
And is it the tonight show this high honor to be respected and like cherish?
And he's just like,
saying no to all of it lands like you said on like i'm just trying to be a good person she's like
yeah you hate yourself i mean he he can't win so he ends with okay is it about the money everybody
and everybody laughs he's like okay there you go that's what you want it yep
john that's a great question are you in menza if i need to be i was invited
Kirk Fox.
Kurt Fox.
Kurt Fox.
Kirk Fox, everybody.
He has tapped down
on this one.
Yeah.
He's already said he's got a 166 IQ
or whatever it is.
Was he for?
I forget him he said.
John's like, are you in Menz?
He's like, if they wanted me to be in,
I'd be in there.
I guess they do want it to be in.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
But, you know, John just wants to brag
about how smart he is.
That's why Mentsa would even get brought up.
And so he's like,
this interview is going,
horribly.
Kirk Fox, everyone.
Can I just let me go, guys?
Are we good here?
He's playing himself out.
So he decides to just take over the interview at this point.
Do you want me to finish the story of my dad?
Yes, please.
We want to know you grew up in San Diego siblings.
Yeah, but you change the subject so quickly.
Let me tell me about uncomfortable with intimacy.
No.
Let me do it just fine.
Let me tell you about bamboo bed.
So you'll see what I'm,
what I come from.
All right.
I just want to know that I did not drink that whole thing.
Aaron has become a fucking lush.
Nice. Look at how the cameraman went to Aaron.
All right.
Stephanie's so uncomfortable.
All right, so anyway, you guys changed the subject before when I was telling
about my dad. I can go back to that story since you're not asking me questions anymore.
Ask me a fucking mensa to my fuck hot girls.
I mean, you want to like hear a real thing about my life?
Do you care about that at all?
And Stephanie's just like, oh, yeah, sure.
finishes her bottom of line.
Like, I didn't recall this.
Yeah.
She said no without saying no.
Yeah, right, right.
She immediately tries to change the subject again, it seems.
She's trapped.
She doesn't know what to do.
She can hang on his level, but she's got this anchor tied to her leg called John,
and she's trying to balance both things.
You see her doing that thing we can relate to where you're, like,
relieved when somebody makes fun of John.
And she can like, oh, somebody else feels that too.
But then she also has to, like, prop him up.
That's her employee.
This is her guy.
She can't really shit on him.
So he does the best thing.
He big times them by just speaking quietly through all the noise.
Like your pros, you fix this shit in post.
I'm just going to say my lines.
And then I'm going to leave.
You can deal with all of this ridiculous sound.
I like that.
You're so right about the position Stephanie's in.
Because Kirk at this point goes into a very sentimental story about his father.
And it's heartfelt.
And he's being very serious with them.
and Stephanie has to scold John for his reaction
and then finally one day I said what is right
and he said it's air backwards
it's the first thing we take in when we're born
and it's the last thing we let go of when we die
wow
John doesn't know what's going on
so he's just nervously laughing and Stephanie had to turn to him and say stop it
like he's a child acting up in the back seat
stop it
John wasn't listening.
I take it.
Nope.
No, John doesn't know what's going on.
He's not following the conversation.
He has no idea.
So,
when is Stephanie going to fuck me?
You know, Chris, I might be wrong and you might be right.
Like, they might be more alike than I realize.
And this might be actual chemistry between them.
I might be giving her too much credit.
They might really just be at that level and not able to talk to him and playing footsie under the table.
It's very possible.
So he's talking.
more about his dad and Stephanie does
not know what to do with this
and I love that he does not let them
off the hook. He'd also every morning
he'd say, isn't it wonderful? And we'd say what?
What's so wonderful? And he'd say
when we as Earth planet
travelers become aware
of our relativity with the great
universal life force
take that in my friend.
You know
it sounds so touching your dad and I can see why you're such a crazy
fucker and I mean that in such a loving
way. Do you really think? I do. I do. Do you really think I'm that crazy?
No. No. No.
Oh, boy. She stepped in it right there.
Ah, you're such a crazy fucker. Oh, I'm sorry. What part of this is crazy?
Oh, John immediately laughs.
Yep. It's like, oh, I know what crazy fucker means.
Yeah, funny shit. I'm busting the chops over here. Watch out.
Wow. The fantastic, Mr. Fox.
Okay. They're talking about Reese Witherspoon in this next
clip and this is classic centering John.
She was much happier and legally blonde where she was in the system.
So don't listen, kids.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I gave Reese a tennis lesson.
She's unnatural.
Is she?
She could probably be one of the best tennis players in the world.
Reese Witherspoon?
Wow.
Do I mumble?
Did you have sex with her?
Did you?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What an asshole.
What an ass.
I gave her a tennis.
I said, did you fuck?
It'd be one thing if this guy was like busting balls.
It was just like, you know, talking dirty stuff.
He's made it very clear that he's not going to sit here and just start talking about sex with celebrities or anything like that.
And Jack keeps pushing for it.
Yeah, this is part two.
We are well into this interview.
Right.
We're well into this interview.
And Stephanie's going off.
She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
You hear Jag, I don't know what anyone's talking about.
He's talking about the, you know, a universal life force.
that's out there in the universe.
And John's gone, yeah, I don't know.
Is that Coors Light?
Or what are we doing here?
I'm very, very confused.
They also made it clear they're on separate political worlds.
Like, as far as can be.
And he keeps bringing the topic to these, like, general things they can all believe in.
Like love and peace and, like, getting along.
And they can't have that?
They don't know what to do with that?
No.
Can't we make fun of your former father-in-law for talking to that chair?
No.
You don't want to do that?
All right.
so John then
because there's just a wall right here
no one knows what to do or what to say
because again John printed
out half a Wikipedia page for Stephanie
and said here's your prep for this interview
so John decides to tell
a quick anecdote
of what happened when Kirk made it over to Stephanie's
house yeah he was
you know when he got here
Stephanie's like
wow
you know this is a great place and I said well
it was built on all over a cancer TV show
Yes, this is the health of the radio and canceled television shows built.
Nice.
Fine.
It's pretty.
Yeah.
Thank you.
No, that's a great place.
Thank you.
John tells Stephanie's self-deprecating joke.
That's not John's joke to tell.
Yeah, I was telling him about how, like, you know, you got paid for all these shows and never got picked up, but that's why you have a pretty nice place.
Fuck you?
I can say that, John, because that's my career.
That can be self-deprecating about.
It just reminds me that most of.
easy for you to say is other people's anecdotes that he tells.
Yep.
It's wild.
Because his life's perfect and he's amazing.
So, you know, what's he going to say?
And maybe if Chris Albrecht hadn't had that drink, Stephanie would have a big TV.
So John makes the most obvious joke ever.
And of course, they have to get back to Clint Eastwood because this was a recent thing that
happened where Clint was talking to the chair at the Republican National Conviners.
and so that's all they want to talk to this guy about.
I'm just happy to be here.
A lot of people are.
What do you mean by that?
There's three chairs that could be filled.
They're coming.
They're coming for the after party.
No, hold on, hold on.
Look, President Obama.
Tell your father-in-law what you want to say to him.
Tell Clint Eastwood what you want to say.
Do it.
We're having therapy.
This poor guy.
I know.
He literally said, I didn't pull the clip.
because it wasn't important at the time.
But he literally said,
you know, guys, I don't give a second thought
to that marriage. It was 15 years ago.
We weren't married for very long.
We weren't meant for each other. It's fine.
I don't think about it. She's remarried.
I'm engaged.
And they just keep coming back to that.
And so John makes that obvious joke about the empty chair.
Low-hanging fruit.
And now they're right back to Clint Eastwood questions.
That was a breakthrough, I think.
I feel like I was.
I feel like I was...
Have you seen Clint since the divorce?
Yeah.
And do you still play golf?
Yeah.
Really?
I wouldn't.
What does Allison feel about that?
That's Clint Eastwood's daughter.
Yeah.
Would she care that you're still hanging?
No, no, no.
You guys are a chemical?
So does not.
Yeah.
She married someone.
She got married.
John's thought process is
everyone's divorce is just like mine.
Yeah.
So he hears
that, oh, well, you probably don't hang out with
Clint Eastwood anymore.
No, he's still friendly.
You point out with him?
Yeah, why wouldn't I?
He doesn't know what that's like.
He can't figure it out.
He's so confused by this.
And Kirk is just like, I don't understand
why you keep asking me this.
I told you before I'm friends with him still.
I told you that before.
What is the, what is the disconnect that we're having here?
But he's a red socks,
and you're Yankee.
Right, yeah, exactly.
So then the conversation is completely petered out.
And they bring up...
Oh, just now?
I mean, it just keeps happening.
And they bring up the fact that, like,
this is an hour-long podcast that she does.
Listen, this doesn't have to be an hour.
It can be however long.
Like a marriage.
This can be however long.
We don't ever have to stop.
I feel we're just finding our lane.
Me too.
I kind of love to join this.
Why wouldn't you?
You've scored.
by getting me here.
Amazing.
Why wouldn't you?
I think this is great.
I'm the one who booked it.
I'm like, yeah, no shit.
You better think it's great, asshole.
I also like the fact that Stephanie's giving him an out.
It doesn't have to be an hour, whatever.
You know, we can call it.
He's like, I don't know, I'm here.
Yeah, he calls her bluff.
Yeah, I'm here.
I drove all the way here in traffic, so.
I'll have another water.
Yes.
I'm not going anywhere.
So now,
I can't.
comes up again. And this is
what we were all waiting for.
He's been goofing up because
I live in Canoga Park. No, not goof it.
That's a good place to live for what you want to do.
I just, you know, I have 134
IQ. I thought you were going to say
acres. No.
But that's the whole size of Canoea.
I used to have a half acre in
the yolks with the Kardashians and
Justin Biba eggs houses and then I get divorced.
You know how that goes?
No, I don't. Mine was different.
That's amazing.
Good on him.
Oh, phenomenal.
It's like, oh, no, but I used to, I know I live in Canoga Park now in the Valley,
but I used to live in a really nice neighborhood up in the hills.
But, you know, I get a divorce and you lose everything.
You know, that goes.
Nope.
I'm not an idiot.
He's not even up in the hills.
Like, he thinks he's going to appeal to this guy with Kardashian and fever eggs.
Like, he doesn't give a shit.
He doesn't care.
But he's trying so hard.
I got a 134 IQ.
I'm really smart.
Prove it.
If you can't say anything or give us an example.
no one's going to believe you. All right. So, as I mentioned, Kirk is getting married next year,
and he's talking about how much he adores his fiance and how he wants to have children.
He didn't want to have children before, but after telling that story about his dad, he's like,
I'd like for there to be a son that I have, I can tell that story to. And then maybe someday he'll
tell a story about me. And it'd be really great to, like, pass this on. And so he makes this comment.
Do I need help?
I'm Puerto Rico. I want his patent.
She actually wants to freeze.
my sperm
Who does?
This woman that I lay on top of
Who do you think, Chad?
She wants to freeze my sperm.
Who are we talking about now?
My fucking fiancee!
Jesus Christ, we just went through all of this.
So then actually Kirk
has a pretty funny line here
that I was not ready for.
I always say if she wants my sperm,
she can take it the way God intended.
Just room temperature right on her tits.
but that's because I'm a romantic.
That's pretty good.
I didn't see that one coming because he's been so straight with everything else.
He's running out of patience.
Yes.
So, yeah, he's not into having his sperm froze.
He was like that's good for the little swimmers to get real cold.
Could be right about that.
Now, John has a question that is so predictable.
Pretty sure it wasn't.
Who's the hottest?
that you had sex with.
The punky Brewster?
Yeah.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
That must have been a very special episode.
It was what you was eight.
Yeah?
Well.
No, I'm kidding.
Wow.
I think the point of saying punky Brewster was to be like,
stop asking me questions like this.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Who's the hottest celebrity ever fucked?
So then, I mean, again,
John is not reading the room,
not understanding Kirk's personality at all.
And Kirk shows John what
class is.
I don't think I've had sex with anyone that I would talk about.
Yeah.
John, you idiot.
He's not here to kiss and tell him.
All right, list all the hottest chicks you fucked that we know, that we would know.
I don't do that.
That's an insane thing to do, idiot.
In order.
Right.
From hottest to least hottest.
Uh-huh.
So, John, I mean, these questions are coming out of Jen.
when Stephanie's like checked out
So now it's like up to John to keep this conversation going
What a pro
Yeah so check this out
I'm gay and I seriously
I would fucking right now on camera
And not just because we can sell extra
Because I have green eyes and a big cock
Something
Oh you have a big cock?
Most of it
I don't like to talk about it's there if I need it
I'm packing a punch
I rarely allow it to get fully erect
How big
like the forest
talker kind of big
if I need to
it can probably get to nine
wow
which is a good size penis
I rarely need that much
he's amazing
he really is
how big
oh you got a big cock
how big
draw it
let's go in the mention
but you can show me
what a fucking
there's a reason
there's a reason
the dog started barking right then
and sense that shift
of energy
in the room and that John was getting very excited.
That was personal to him.
It wasn't conversation.
He wasn't looking for a joke.
He needed to know.
John calls me a just-do-it-all-the-time.
I've never asked someone with their penisizes.
I just don't care.
But the fact that Stephanie would fuck Kirk
and that John is awesome.
Oh, yeah.
So glad that happened.
It's very funny.
Look at the way she's looking at him right there.
She's like, why couldn't you work for me?
John's looking the same way.
All right.
So, yes, the dog is barking.
Let's find out what's going on.
An edge can really...
You know, Frank Barking, that means our pizzas here.
And we probably should stop now.
There's a car.
But I have five balls, which is awkward.
That's fantastic.
You still want to have sex with me.
Yes!
Let's do that right now.
All the pizzas here.
Okay, how can we follow you if we were, you know, let's say psychopaths?
You do not need to.
All right.
That's time for your plugs.
That's good.
I just take.
I'm good.
Go eat your pizza.
Holy shit.
She's so awkward.
All right.
Well,
you know,
the pizza's here.
So I guess she should probably kick the dog out of the table.
Oh,
the dog's parking.
I guess the pizza's here.
We got to get moving up the old dusty truck.
John asked if he buys a magnum condoms.
Did you catch that at the beginning of that clip?
I did not.
Okay.
Well, watch this again.
What is his obsession with big dicks?
An urge can really...
Do you get the magnum condoms?
I guess Fred didn't write that one for you, huh?
Jackie wasn't here to write a question for you?
This line of questioning is only leading in one direction,
and he knows it too.
This can only end with...
Can I see it?
Yep.
If you don't tell me who you fucked with it,
at least show me how you fuck with it.
And he has a plan past that, but he's open.
All right, so this is how...
things wrap up.
This is the weirdest happy hour
ever, but oddly the most
fascinating. I think it was really
cool. I feel like I won't
be here to promote this because I will be in the
crawl space under my house
after I have sex with Kirk Fox
and his five balls.
Thank you, John, for this.
And thank you, Kirk.
Okay, this has been
the fucking happy hour with Kirk Fox
everybody.
fucking happy hour.
Yeah, that was pretty weird.
That was pretty fucking weird.
I'm not going to lie.
What a disaster.
I'll tell you, when I saw the list of the guests
that came over for the 70 Miller,
Kirk Fox was not one of my immediate one go-toes,
you know? Right.
So I was like, all right, let's see what this one.
That's my favorite one. I wish the audio
was better so we could hear it. But, God.
In a way, it kind of added to the
chaos and shittiness of the interview.
Kirk just puts both of them
in their place. Oh, it's amazing.
It had an apocalypse now feel to it.
Really did.
And the way he didn't look at her when he held her hand,
he was just like, all right, okay.
He left her hang.
I didn't point it out.
But earlier, she says something about it.
He made a real breakthrough right there and goes up to fist bump him.
And kind of like acts like she's playing with her hair.
Okay.
Whoops.
Everything they do is reactive.
They immediately jump in.
And everything he does is to slow it down and create this gap between them.
It doesn't just accept.
He questions everything they do.
I could watch it all day.
Is this real?
Course lights.
New taller boy packs three beers into one giant can.
You want to talk about Kirk Fox's dick.
Look at this, John.
Look at the size of this fucking thing.
Oh, you loaned son.
Coors Light is launching a limited edition 18 inch tall,
taller boy canister that holds and insulates three stack 12 ounce cans of beer.
John, you might have to switch back to Coors Light.
Oh, who could afford that?
Just in time for the World Cup.
everyone. I'll be talking about that on my soccer show.
It immediately goes into you. So what were you drinking while you watched that soccer game?
I mentioned earlier, Adam Carolla had Jerry Seinfeld on the show.
And Jerry is from Massapequa.
Southern John's from Massapua. And they start talking about that.
Thanks to David Alexander for sending this to me. They start talking about all the famous people
who came out of Massapequa Long Island.
you're getting it well i was the kind of things i was thinking about with you is multiple things
like massapiqua yeah i was like oh the bald ones are for massacua yes that's right and then i i was
like joey but a fucco and and steve gudenberg and steve guttenberg who's not as bad and stray cats
oh the stray cats yeah i was like what was that like and then did people know people in it's not
that big a place i didn't
Weird.
Joey Bonafuco gets brought up and not John Melendez?
Well, it's just too obvious.
All the famous people from Magosal Pigua.
For some reason, John Melendez is not get brought up.
I don't know Brian Setser.
Yeah, I just said straight cats.
Brian Setser.
Oh, they were talking comedy, that's why.
Oh, that's a good point, yeah.
So, yeah, they do talk a lot about cars on this.
They're both car guys.
It's funny because at one point, Jerry's just like,
so you want to talk about someone in the audience,
but want to hear us talk about it.
about?
Adam is real deep on this shit.
But they talked about something else that I related to quite a bit.
It turns out I have something in common with both Jerry and Adam Carolla.
Look, I have skinny calves, and that just means bad genetic hand because that's all genetics.
It's 100% genetic.
The only thing I'm insecure about, the only thing I would wish for myself that I don't have
is I like, when I see people with nice lower legs, strong.
lower leg. Yes. And it also is purely genetic. It has nothing to do with performance.
It's still, it'll intimidate other guys. Like there's guys. Yeah, there are guys. Sometimes I'll see a guy and I'll go,
I think I could take that guy. And then I look down and I see those calves and I go, okay, I'm not going to
mess with this guy. Huge calves guy. You've got to stay away from.
Bad genetics, huh? Thanks, Mom. Thanks for nothing. But you guys didn't realize how cool it was of
thin calves.
I thought they were going to be abortion guys.
Oh, well, that was a possibility.
If you had that one on the board, you do lose in this one.
All right.
I've never looked down at a man's calves.
I've never liked in a conversation, liked him or disliked him,
like went down to check out the calves.
You just go right to the package?
You know how I do.
Yeah, I know.
I bet you before.
All right, let's get into my buddy Greg Opie Hughes.
You know that, Emily?
I said my buddy.
Bambah, ba, ba, ba.
I love what Opie tell stories about.
about his family.
Because everything with his family is logistical.
You ever notice that?
It's like he's got to be here to pick up his wife.
And he's got to walk his kid to the school.
He's got to be there.
I got to double park here.
Right.
Double park.
You're going to do this.
I got to do that.
When we got to the Hamptons, there's all sorts of new challenges.
I came out with a load, a load of stuff.
We have so much stuff because we moved the whole operation, the wife, the kids,
the dog, that I had to take a separate trip out here.
year. Oh, whoa, it's me. I had to take a trip yesterday with a packed car for all our summer stuff.
And then I go back to the city. I grab the kids. I grab the wife. And I say, we're out of here.
That's it. Does that sound like a guy who has a family?
That sounds real traumatic.
What the fuck? Why is it always fractured? It's never just, we went together and then we got there.
It's always this psychotic thing where he ends up saying some real cryptic thing to his kids in the middle of the night and then running away just like his mom used to.
Even when they went to Costco together, Opie hands over his credit card that streams from the car.
Yeah.
You ever spend time with your family Opie or just avoiding them at all costs?
Why do you always sound so scared when they're coming?
Right.
All right.
Super chat comes in asking about Gebhart's and Opie.
handles it normal like a guy who hasn't been banned from Gepparts who's already said his piece
about it.
The Jared, Jared Shep, you're right.
Ope, $2 is not enough.
So here's a $5 super chat.
Any updates on Get Parts controversy with who?
Brenn says you've been been calling Get Parts.
Why is Kevin Brennan been bothering me?
Go do your stupid live stream, bro.
Find your own podcast.
These people, Tony, are so weird.
We haven't done Get Parts in a while, so people, you know, obviously, then they have to start
some bullshit lie that we've been banned or something like that.
And even when I tell the people exactly what's happening, they don't want to hear
the truth.
The truth is, Matt has a story to tell.
It's his story to tell.
And, you know, so we're taking a little break ski from Get Parts.
That's all it is.
I wasn't banned.
People want us there desperately.
because we bring in some nice business.
Tell Kevin Brandon go F himself.
Jesus.
I don't know anything you're doing, Kevin.
Do your stupid shit.
I don't pay attention to any of these idiots.
Mr.
Mr. Lennon, Frannon.
Hey, Tony, am I banned from Gaparts?
No, bro.
I was having a bit with you there last week.
This is so odd.
Such odd behavior.
Oh, we get so worked up about this.
It's like, I've told you exactly what happened.
there's a thing that Matt's up to that we can't talk about.
That's not even close to exactly what happened.
That's actually the opposite of it.
It's vague.
It's his story to tell.
That doesn't just put it to rest.
No, that raises more questions.
Right, yes.
It's extremely vague.
Also, the fact that it gets so worked up about it,
tells me there's more to it than that.
Uh-huh.
And then it's like Kevin Brennan wants to know,
and Opie goes into the,
I don't even know what he's doing on,
to watch his show.
Whether you leave me alone?
Blind Mike was covering Opie this past weekend.
And he was reminding me about,
the fact that Open yet they used to go after
much smaller radio shows and
smaller markets as their jock-tover
bet. And one of the responses
from these jocks would be like,
why are they bothering us? What are we doing?
We're just over here in Phoenix, just doing our fun of them.
Leave us alone. Yeah, just leave us alone.
Why are they picking on us?
And Opie's become that guy who's getting jacked over
and who doesn't get it. Why is Kevin
paying attention to me? I don't know because you broadcast
a show that's goofable.
Because it's fun to make fun of you. That's why.
Just like how you used to make fun.
Yeah.
Such a character nature that if we were to guess how we'd react to Kevin Brennan
reaching out about him, that's what he'd do.
I don't even listen to you.
Why would you do?
It's the same response every time.
So I got a spy report.
A person who listens to the show happens to have a friend who works over at
Gebhart's and has the inside scoop of what's going on with Matt or as we
column over here.
Mattio!
Apparently, the reason why
it's Matt's story to tell is
that he is fucking
one of his employees.
You know, he's got those young kids with the
Asian wife.
Apparently he's having an affair and the wife
knows about it and so they're having
a divorce and so he's got
like this side piece thing going on.
And so that's why I think
Opie was like RIPMAP
because it was like, oh, I'll never see him
again, he's got all this drama going out of his life.
So this is the report that I've been given.
What's the source of this?
So it's someone who works at Gebhardt, who has inside information and goes to a
par, a listener of our show, Bartons, and spills all this stuff.
I think Mrs. Maddie O or anybody else watching should take this with a grain of sauce.
Of course.
I can't believe we're reporting that.
I can't believe that's the reason why that has those two things.
If they exist,
would have nothing to do with each other.
That's insane.
I would agree with you about that.
I would agree with all of that.
But that's the report that I'm getting.
Take it with a grain of salt.
I don't have direct evidence.
Oh, I have this video right here.
Matt, after the bar closes, no, I don't.
Can't show that on to YouTube.
Go over to our rumble.
I'll pop it out there.
So there's more talk about.
Gevhards and Opie's got a giant flex here.
Like the Revenge of the nerds guys, they thought
they've been dying. First, the first guy died,
right, the guy with the glasses, now Olga died.
I think three of them are dead. I think we should
do a deadpool on the other ones and take bets.
And have you been, have you been
at Gepphearts when one of the guys
you know, is there? Yeah, Booger.
Yeah, we hang with Booger a little bit.
Booger's in there.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
On the live stream, he has no interest on going on the
live stream, but there have been times. We've been
at Gephart's and Booger from Revenge of the Nerds is literally 20 feet away from us watching
us.
Whoa.
Can you imagine that?
There's a guy who's famous who's in the same place as opi is.
Wow.
He wouldn't want to let go something like that.
Of course he's going to be back at Gap Hardes.
That's fucking amazing.
And, you know, the guy who played Bougar was in other roles in his career.
He still is in show business.
but Opie doesn't care about that.
I mean, he's done a hell of a lot more since Booger.
Nah, he's booger.
He'll always be booger.
You and me, he's always booger, but I've seen him and stuff that my wife watches.
I love that.
Yeah, doesn't Opie have a problem with being just Opie?
Yep.
Doesn't he get annoyed when it's like, oh, I just did the one thing.
I'm always attached to Anthony.
I can't be anything else.
So this guy could only be Revenge of the Nerds guy.
He screams about it, Opie.
He screams.
when giving one chance to just show somebody
the same respect that
he wants. You can see why Booker
doesn't want to do his show.
So I happen to be a
huge fan
of Revenge of the Nerds.
I know the movie doesn't hold up in certain ways.
There's, it's problematic
for certain reasons.
Setting up cameras
in the sorority house probably
be frowned upon these days.
That's the part I hope he likes.
Potentially putting out a
helmet and having sex with a girl who thinks you're someone else probably would be frowned upon
in a lot of ways, but I do like that movie quite a bit.
And so, you know, I like this guy who played booger.
He's on American Dad.
He's got a regular recurring voice role on there.
But also, he does things like shows on TBS called King of the Nerds, which you'll see here.
Three expert judges, to begin with a fine actor, who you've,
know from shows such as men at work
and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
please welcome Adam Bush
shocked
this is actually happening in
this competition is actually pretty serious
the next judge
is costume so look at the Anna Bush
hanging out with greatness here
two stars from Revenge of the Nerds
and I bet you're pretty jealous
that Opie stands
20 feet away from Buggor where they hang out
to Gevhart sometimes
well it's going to be awkward because I'm announcing that
Curtis Armstrong and I are going to be doing an open mic at Get Parts every Wednesday night.
Oh, no.
Spy Report.
Spy Report.
That's very exciting.
Anthony Coomies in the chat.
20 blocks.
Thank you very much, Anthony.
If the Opser actually talked about recent news, I bet you tried to get some extra
views by calling the show Opie and Carmel and Anthony.
Yeah.
That's actually really funny.
Kay Anthony.
It's actually a really funny idea.
All right.
So this is unbelievable.
Not since Opie had his phone duct tape to the visor in his car.
And we've seen something like this happened.
You got that break room.
And you got the microwave.
And everyone is microwave in their lunch.
Whoa.
Wow.
What happened?
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
That was Ted DiBiase.
Dude, I got my microphone, like,
literally on two rolls of toilet paper.
What?
They could be high up.
What?
But the problem is I needed the toilet paper because, you know,
holy crap, man.
I used too much toilet paper so it fucked up the rolls and they're not balanced.
You think I'm kidding?
Look at this.
No.
Look at this.
Look at this professional operator.
Yeah, I don't think you're kidding.
Good answer, Tony.
Yes.
I know.
Opie has his microphone
had two rolls of toilet paper
that he's currently using.
And it threw
everything off.
How poor is this guy?
I'm out of toilet paper in my house.
Well, that was quilted Northern.
There's no reason to miss John.
We get everything that he provided.
I just want to point this out.
One paper towel roll is the same height as two.
toy bin for rolls.
And you wouldn't have that disconnect there.
It's the math that's on the packaging
equals three rolls.
And how is his timing
so perfect when he dropped it in that
screen? Whoa!
Anthony says, 10 bucks for an actual
micstand. Well, it's funny you say that, Anthony,
because Anthony P
is going to
bring up the exact same thing
to O.P.
I know what you got to do. You got to get
yourself one of those goose necks that clamps on
to like whatever desk you're on.
If this is a destiny of you, there's a gooshneck.
It's like 15 bucks on Amazon.
Pretty good feedback.
Maybe some of that OPE can take some good advice and run with that.
I don't know.
I don't want, like, I was a professional broadcaster,
believe it or not, for way too long.
So I don't want the mic coming in like this,
like everybody else does, because that triggers me.
No, but you can still clamp it to where it's in front of you.
I know. I like trying to have the mic out of the fucking shot, actually.
So I do it this way.
I know, I got the apparatus where I can have the mic up here.
And I don't want to look like that anymore.
You need to get the little, you need to get the little headphone like that so you can be like
Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again.
Oh, God.
That got Tony P. Horny.
Yeah.
Also, taking another button off.
Also, Kevin Brennan is who you're thinking of with the microphone that comes from the headphones.
That would have been more appropriate than Britney Spears.
So Tony's like, hey, you know, for 15 bucks, you can get a.
stand, you don't have to stack your microphone on toilet paper.
And Opie being such a cunt,
can't take any constructive feedback.
Just has to go, I don't want to do that.
I was a professional broadcaster.
Because of me PTSD.
I didn't say you had a problem over your face or anything like that.
You can still have it in the exact same spot of this now,
but it'd be like on a sturdy mic stand.
Yeah, I have one.
I don't want it.
I have it.
Yeah, Opie's the one who revealed the toilet paper.
Could have had fun with it.
But no, it has to get all the.
literal with it.
Yeah.
We had a friend,
it might have been Tony Mc in the movies
who went to Gebhards,
but it might have been
Eric Nagel maybe sent it to me
or, oh, maybe it was a rat.
Okay.
That Opie's set up at
Gebhards where it actually had
the camera duct tape to the laptop.
Yeah.
You can see it from behind?
It's like, I'm not even trying to be professional.
Well, you're accomplishing that, Opie.
Yeah, it's what we're talking about
with Brennan.
He used to, when he was like this before, it was a statement.
He was being cool.
He wasn't spending money.
You knew he had the resources.
He was choosing not to.
He doesn't understand.
He's been doing this for so long that now he's just using shitty equipment and doing
things for it.
Yep.
Sorry, Eric.
That was Eric who sent that to me.
I apologize.
I know Ratner was over there for some other reason.
Anyway.
So, yeah, Opie, again, just unreasonable.
Well, my family thinks of weird for many reasons, but one of them is the fact
that. I'm not an AC guy. I'm a long-sleeved guy in the middle of fucking summer.
I think like that cold. Listen,
I, dash, dash, dash, ah, dash, gosh, Opie's still collecting his Venmo for his tooth.
No, I'm not. It's PayPal. The same opies rotting tooth fund is gone. Now it's, now it's
kick removal flame thrower. That's what I'm fucking begging people to send money for, because I'm
going to take that fucking flame thrower and
what an asshole
the guy there's no there's no way to
read that as negative the guy just made
the statement opie is still collecting his Venmo
for this reason you didn't know it changed
what are you mad at oh be so insecure
about asking for money and it finally after that point
we're just like I see
shulie raising money for his go fund me
I see people donating to things
maybe people will give me money
I was come up with a reason for him and he
that's done.
That's done, not what?
I'm at the beach.
Ticks.
He's so insecure by...
He's entirely giving up on the idea
that it could be a show.
But that's why...
Anthony says I'm ready for the ticks.
That's why Opie has to, like, react this way
because he knows it makes him look foolish and broke.
So then Tappwater comes into the chat
and Opie's not happy with Tapwater.
Huge!
And TAP goes, you're not listening.
No, I wasn't listening because I was trying
to send a link out to somebody.
you okay with that tap water?
Tap water.
Oh, my God.
Anyway,
so that video is doing very well
on your Instagram.
Tony Pete Comedy. Oh, my God.
Follow, like and share. I'm picking up steam.
Unbelievable.
I forgot that rant, that really hostile, angry
fuck the audience rant was in the middle of his
plug of Tony P's social media.
Well done.
Opie's not even listening, but he's reading the chat.
Is that amazing?
He can pay attention to that, just not his co-host.
Can't possibly listen to that.
So let's fast forward to yesterday's show.
He's got Ron Berman back on.
Ronnie Babes, as he's called.
I did.
I could not myself.
So Ron said up a Venmo weeks ago now at this point.
And we've been asking for a while, Ron, can we donate to us to you?
We don't want to give it to OPEC.
On Ronica or Opion St. Ron's Day or opium, whatever next Fortnite lands on.
Or just the 30% that YouTube takes.
We want to give it right to...
Right.
We want to donate to Ron.
And Roz, I got my Venmo set up.
And Opie said, all right, but don't tell anyone what the Venmo is yet.
I have to check it first.
I have to make sure everything's working in a right, working order.
So we do get an update on Ron's Venmo.
By the way, I'm hoping to have the Venmo next week.
Here's a hold up, by the way.
I was going to do it.
Opie stopped me.
I was going to do it.
And Opie goes, wait, wait.
It could have all your personal information on it.
I'm like, eh, so what?
No, wait.
Could have your Social Security number, your address, your horoscope sign, your likes and dislikes.
You got to set up right.
We have to do it right.
I can't have my full.
Dan's coming to my front door.
No, Ron, you're becoming too big.
You're becoming too big.
Wow.
O.B. is pumped to the brakes.
I don't know any money to Ron for the reason that they might get your social security number.
What the fuck?
Financial system in the world would I also be able to docks Ron because I gave him money?
How does that work?
Membo wouldn't be a business very long if that were the case.
All I got to do is give this guy two bucks and I get his home address?
Why?
This is abuse.
This is really abusive.
He has scared him into thinking, because he wants him to hate the trolls as much as he does,
that they're all evil and they're all lurking in the shadows and they're ready to jump on any way they can hurt you and that this is how they're going to cyber attack you.
Meanwhile, through being on this show, we know exactly where Ron lives.
We know exactly where he works.
We know where you guys met.
We know the hours he works.
And when he's off and you never stop talking.
about it. There's one beer garden in a story of Queens that everyone goes to. You point out that he
lives across the street from this famous television landmark you've streamed from his basement
out onto the sidewalk multiple times. But this is where you're going to draw the line. As soon as it
comes down to him receiving money directly, you must protect him. Anthony brings up a good point
in the chat. What is Ron's social security number worth to anyone? Who would want that?
Who needs his identity?
It's really fucked up.
I actually heard from a guy who's a pretty prominent figure in this dabbleverse,
who said, as soon as you know, Ron Zbenmo, give it to me,
because I want to give him a bunch of money.
And I said, I'll work on that.
But the opster is the gatekeeper on this one.
And so it's very difficult.
That if you're generous enough to donate, then I want to write your little note saying,
thank you.
And let me tell you something.
The written note is going to be worth something,
because the word on the street is,
the Opie and Ronnie show that goes live Monday through Friday
is about the fucking pop.
It's about the fucking pop.
Honestly, we're seeing some growth,
I'm going to have to get security.
We're seeing some growth, but I don't want your head to do.
We're seeing some growth, especially in my pants.
Well, look at how big your head is already.
We don't want it any bigger.
Look at how big the head is.
Dude, we can advertise on that forehead, by the way.
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
I mean, I do enjoy a little bit of delusion on this show.
It's fun.
It's fun to watch that.
I know Rod's joking around.
We're on the street.
They're about to pop.
And Opie's like, numbers are growing.
Yeah.
Sure.
Did I see Opie say they had 40,000?
I was watching Tuki soup last night.
And Tuckoo is playing some Opie stuff from yesterday afternoon stream.
And Opey were saying like 40,000 live viewers or something like that?
Or was it 25,000?
You throw us a wild number.
Yeah.
Well, if you combine them all and then you add 35,000, 36,000.
Right.
Okay.
You get there.
Sure.
Why not?
So again, Opie is protecting his front.
He's a beard guard, right?
You work in the Bohemian Beer Guard?
Dude, I'm telling you right the fuck now.
If you put your Venmo QR code on your forehead, I, bro, this is not a joke.
So wait a second.
You're afraid for your buddy Ron's safety.
Mm-hmm.
So you can't get your Venmo out there.
Right.
But you just said where he works where people can go find him, whatever they want to.
Huh.
Okay.
I want Ron's Venmo.
I know.
Ron, put your Venmo up.
It's ready.
It's ready.
Yeah, it's fine.
Right.
Give us your Venmo.
It's fine.
Also, this look is better than the schnaz.
It is.
This is a good luck right here.
All right.
So fast forward to this morning.
And again, these chats, they just trigger Opie.
You just can't take it.
I just.
despise, Cassius.
Quick talking sports.
So goddamn boring.
Oh, really?
I'm just talking about, you idiot.
Oh, really?
First of all,
where's the block?
Yeah, but Opie, that's not true.
That fucking LeBron James video was going on 50,000 views.
What's he talking about?
Dude, there are time.
People are still commenting on that fucking video.
Oh, it's boring, is it?
Spurs fans just walking on the streets of New York
or getting the shit kicked out of him for wearing a jersey.
Yeah, this is boring.
Go watch a Richard Simmons video, you, you, you puffer.
What?
I don't know what that means.
Thank you, Ron.
Yeah.
I need some clarification as well.
I thought you knew.
Richard Simmons.
Puffer?
What the fuck's he talking about?
I can't imagine reacting to a chat.
I watch the chat go by.
People say some mean things.
I can't imagine pulling them up and freaking out about it.
What kind of show is that?
that. Why would you, why would you encourage people to shit on you and fuck with you like that?
It's so stupid. So you know last year the big saga at Opie's house was the AC?
Yeah. Central Air did not work. Opi had to open the windows, which caused all sorts of more
problems because you got the sea air bringing in the salt and destroying everything.
Well, you got that fix at the end of the season, just the time for September, which was great.
But this year he's
have some internet issues.
And I have a feeling that we're going to
be heard about this all summer long.
Three technicians come over. The famous one
where the big giant guy said,
where's your bathroom? And I'm assuming the cable
was snaked through the bathroom somehow
and he was going to fix my cable. But no, he just had to
take a crap and said, I don't know
what's going on here. I'm like, oh, great.
Thank you very much for that. Thank you.
He snaked his turret down
your toilet is what it did.
100%. So I'm out here
for the summer and my first, the first thing I got to do is march back into the cable company and go,
well, dude, I use your cable for actual business. I work from home. You got to figure this out.
Yeah, but, I know, I know. Ignore the video freezing, Rod. Of course. Someone is monitoring this
and they're like, every time his mouth is wide open, freeze his video. Freeze his video so everyone
can fucking take that and make a video.
So Opie lives in the Hamptons,
and he thinks what's going to motivate the cable companies
to explain that, no, it's actually really important
that I have internet access.
It's for business.
You don't think that everyone in your neighbors
uses the internet for business?
You don't think it's important Zoom calls
and all sorts of things that they're doing
on the internet that need a reliable connection.
Now, Opie's everyone, it's such an stirring John parallel.
Remember when he was in Canoga Park?
And he was screaming at AT&T or whatever it was.
I have a million viewers right now.
I need high-speed Internet.
I know.
I'm having said it is and government and government people are.
That's right.
Yeah, he did say that government people.
And OPE's like, I have a business I'm right out of this.
You call this a business?
A QR code?
A QR code where you change it we're giving you money for?
And by the way, there is no goal anymore.
That's completely gone.
At first it was like I need $2,000.
I went to the page of the,
the last episode.
There's no dollar amount.
You don't know how much he is towards the goal.
There's no reason to give him money.
It's ridiculous.
This business that he's berating this person over involves people sending him $10 through YouTube
where they take 30% and then he writes them a handwritten letter through the post office
that he mails to them.
That's his business.
It's not great.
You got to do volume.
You just got to do volume.
That's the important thing.
All right.
that he'll swim by me as I'm fishing,
and he'll swim all the way down the beach,
and then run back.
And when he's running back,
he's got bright orange.
He's got bright orange swim trunks.
So that makes everyone's eyes go to you.
Because it's full rest it.
Is he doing the hassle hoff?
It might as well be.
It looks like he's slow motion,
a Baywatch.
And when he's running,
back. He's glistening, right?
He was just in the ocean.
He literally looks like
a Greek statue. Yes, you've noticed all this.
And no, here's the punchline.
And I'm like,
oh, fuck, he's stopping to say hi
to me. So I have to kind of grab
my shirt and put it on real fast.
Oh,
I, oh, okay.
Yeah. And then I, you know,
we got people around us.
It's very fast about there.
It's, you know, it might be people that
I invited some beach or my neighbors or whatever.
You could just feel, sorry, all the female eyes looking at this guy.
And a few guys, too, a few guys just staring at this Greek goddess.
And I'm like, can you just go away?
And I always reach for my shirt so I could like hide my body.
What a story.
So did you fuck it or not, Hopi?
Greek goddess.
Greek goddess.
What an idiot.
And he can't.
can't even let Ron be right in the middle of this joke.
He's like like a Hasselhoff.
He couldn't even say yes.
He had sort of.
No, it was exactly like that.
It just ruined his punchline if somebody said anything.
And his punchline was nothing.
Yeah, Eric Nagel getting his room back just one punchline.
Just one.
What do you got for us?
All right.
We have one more clip on here.
Ope he's got a pun.
All right.
He's got.
Here comes that punchline.
In the holster.
We didn't end on a high note, but we don't have one.
So you have fish, fish in your veins.
The Hughes have fish in their veins.
You have a fish market.
Now you have a dead dolphin.
You're like a weird aquaman.
Well, my family is very salty.
If you look at me, my brothers, my sisters, my uncles, my aunts, we're all salty.
Oh, that was it.
Okay.
That was it.
because of your general disposition or oh,
because of the salt water.
Wow.
Deep stuff.
You know,
we got to watch you with Anthony and Eric Nagel watching that episode of ONA.
Yeah, we're both here in the chat with us, Anthony and Eric.
I really wanted to be there.
I was invited to go watch it with you guys.
And I wished I was there because I was screaming at the scream for so long that it was
so impressive how Opie would rope a dope Gallagher. And just when everybody was ripping on him so hard
that it would get tense, he would bring him back in. And he was the only one who could do that
because everyone else was being so rough. And he really was a master at like sensing how uncomfortable
people were and using that to his advantage. And it really showed a skill that he had. And no one
was saying it and I so badly wanted to call in or just somehow let it be known and then Anthony did it.
He's the one who said it. He was like he pointed that out. His biggest enemy, the one who hates him
the most pointed out how crucial he was to this thing working. I don't know why he doesn't see
that that was his talent and this is not. He's not the comic guy. He has to do something else.
It was great that Anthony pointed out. He was like, Opie had a very important role on the show.
and sometimes I take this out
as an Opie would
and in this scenario
we're keeping Gallagher going
so that Patrice
and then later Anthony
could lay into him
and it's hilarious
the spiral that Gallagher went through
during this interview
but you needed that Opie character there
to gas him up
and keep it going
so that yeah I thought there was a brilliant observation
I'm glad Anthony said that
and I've been corrected in the chat
it's not just Eric Nagel
and Anthony Coombe here
but Opie
Greg Opie Hughes himself
at my clan
is the person that everyone thinks is
Opie is here
with us as well.
Get a life and you spend
the whole day stalking. Definitely
something that Opie would go into
my chat to say.
Lil Klan, we're just asking for proof
of any member
of the family's existence.
That's all we're asking for. If you can just provide that
for us. A photo of
you and your wife that wasn't taken eight years ago?
A newspaper.
current newspaper.
So funny.
I love that there's people who actually think that
a little clan is
Greg Opie Hughes hiding
in plain sight.
I want to thank
Chew me, Chew me. I know this isn't related
to Opie, but
I mentioned we have a P.O. box. You go to
Who Are These.com. You can send us stuff in the mail.
You're going to be excited about this. Oh, and thanks to
Jill for the baby wipes and the makeup
and all the other stuff that she sent.
Lots of things coming over from Jill. Appreciate it.
but do you know who Miggs Mayfeld is, Adam?
Moms Mabely?
Nope.
This would be Bill Burr's Star Wars character from the Mandalorian.
And I have the action figure soon to belong to Vinnie Paulino.
But that's how you know that you've made it in show business.
It looks hilarious.
Do you have a Star Wars character?
You know, it's the funny thing I would ask that.
Yeah, of course I do, Carl.
an action figure, but
do you sleep at a race car?
That sounds cool.
So very exciting. Thank you for sending that over.
Chew me, chew me.
Without further ado, let's get into
a game. Is it weird or
or is it gay? What will we say today?
Is it gay?
Megan, welcome.
Hello, everyone.
Great to see you. Annie. Welcome.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Megan, your house is not burning down currently?
No, it's not.
thankfully.
You can stay here in my studio if anything happens.
Sounds good.
I know it's fire season in SoCal right now.
Yeah.
All right, the Is It Gay Game is a game that Megan develops for us each and every week.
Aaron Imel from Steeltoe.
We talked to one of earlier today.
Introduced Dave Landau to him.
Steeltoe does this thing where he tries to make jokes about stuff to make a show entertaining and fails miserably.
And the main joke that he tells us is that things are gay.
And so we're going to play a clip.
We're going to set up whatever Aaron's talking about.
And then we're going to figure out if Aaron thinks that that thing is gay or not.
Each round is worth one point.
We do five rounds.
And then the final round is worth three points.
Here's round one.
Crunchy with $10 says, if you knew how to punch, you wouldn't have torn your shoulder.
And your calves look like Johnny's.
Gen Zs know how to have a conversation.
They just don't want to talk to you in the sauna, bud.
How are we supposed to be gentlemen if you won't talk in the sauna?
That's all.
How are we supposed?
That's how gentlemen, that's how the West was won.
By the way, guys, we have a theme for today's is a gay game.
Oh, nice.
It's a drugs and sauna game.
All right.
So.
Both very gay, so that's good.
Is it gay to converse in the sauna?
Adam.
No.
Carl.
It seems gay.
I'm going to say it's gay because you're like naked and stuff.
Chris?
It's gay.
Annie?
If it's two dudes, yeah, it's gay.
That is how gay.
Thank God Annie's here.
That is how gay works.
You're right.
All right.
Let's find out.
It was in steam rooms and saunas, and it's not gay.
Thank you, Crunchy with the 10.
Oh, so I lost.
It was too obvious.
All right.
All right.
So it was not gay is the answer.
That's very satisfying.
Cope.
All right.
Round two.
That was a tough one.
Roots fucked.
Drug-addicted women who were living in a halfway house trying desperately to stay clean.
Some of them probably trying to stay clean so they could see their children again.
Yeah, good luck with that.
And Roots fucked them and gave them cocaine.
I like Roots Calhoun.
And I now, I now hate myself.
for liking Roots Calhoun.
Still like him. Still think he's a hell of a guy, fun
to drink with. But...
Still got the shovel.
The fact that he
fucked sober women who
were trying to get back to their children
by staying off of cocaine.
Is it gay to fuck
sober women and sell
them Coke when they're trying
to get their children back?
Annie?
Uh, yeah, that's gay.
Chris.
I'm gonna say not gay.
Yeah.
Carl.
This is the opposite of gay people.
This is the strangest thing you could do.
Adam.
Yeah, I mean, you can speak from experience
or you can speak from what you think Aaron
would take from it.
So I'm going to say not gay.
All right.
And he was selling them Coke
is about one of the most vile fucking things I've ever heard.
So not gay.
Just vile.
Okay, good.
I didn't think you could connect those dots.
I was going to be surprised if he could.
So two not gays in a row.
We're going into round three if you're playing at home.
I lost interest as Aaron wearing laced up dress shoes in the sauna.
Yeah, I wear wingtips in the sauna.
I make sure that I, oh, you know, I've only got the fly as shit on in the sauna.
You ever wear a finely tailored suit in the sauna?
It really gets the sweat working for sure.
Would you look gay if you wear finely tailored suit in the sauna?
Adam.
Aaron Wood.
Yeah.
Carl?
Yeah, I think he'd look gay.
Chris?
Yes.
Gay.
Annie.
Very gay.
Oh, very gay.
Let's find out.
Sure.
You look like an absolute rapist, but, you know, you're trying to sweat.
God damn it.
Which is.
Don't you don't.
God damn it.
I'm one for three so fire.
Not a good start.
I told you I'd get you guys.
I know, you did call your shot on this one.
All right.
We're up to round four.
I see people in the chat have similar records to me or worse,
so I feel better about that.
Anthony is also one and two.
It's good to see.
You're outing everyone, which is gay.
Sona was kind of wild today.
It's a little wild in there.
I'm gay.
What a start of a sentence.
He's so lonely.
He's so lonely.
So little going on.
There's a lady and there's three guys.
There's three guys and a lady.
I don't think I interrupted anything.
But I got in there and I stood.
If there's like not that much room,
I don't like to go sit next to people.
Is it gay to sit next to people in the son?
Adam?
When he says,
Yeah, it's just so uncomfortable when he talks about this topic.
It's like OB and his family.
It's just never right.
It's always weird.
So that's gay?
Oh, yeah, it does.
Okay.
What about when Chad Zumach sat down on that naked black man in the sauna?
Was that gay?
Accidentally gay.
Right.
He slipped.
I'm going to go ahead and say that this is gay, yes.
Chris.
So does he have a towel on or?
Okay.
Gay.
What's the woman wearing?
Yeah.
Right.
Annie.
Gay.
All right.
All right.
Let's find out.
It just feels gay.
Yes.
So I stand up.
Which makes it less gay.
Keep on.
Here's how much of a gentleman I am.
So I stand up and sit down quickly and sit back up and sit back down quickly.
You get the point.
All right.
I have two points.
It's round five.
Who's leading so far?
Producer Chris?
We got Adam.
Bush. TV's Adam Bush with three.
All right. Adam's in the lead.
Round five.
They can't hang on to the money.
They got to blow it.
They got to buy cars and drugs and then houses and then lose houses and then
coffee and they lose the cyber trucks and they're going to lose the cyber trucks.
You know, you can't, when the sun is shining, you make, hey, you invest it well.
S&P, baby.
and you make yourself 9 to 10% a year?
Shut up.
Yeah, right.
Is it gay to waste your money on frivolous purchases like a cyber truck?
Annie?
I've said gay every time.
So gay.
Chris.
That is true.
You did.
I'm also going gay.
Carl.
Gay.
Adam.
Nope.
Not gay.
All right.
instead you got to have a cyber truck and a fish tank that's gay enough to get
Melanie mac to marry you I didn't hear the fish tank I didn't know about that
you have complete information on that one all right now I think there's a multiple-way tie
going into the final round is that true yeah we have a three-way tie Carl Adam and myself
Annie lagging with two all right this round is worth three points and it's not is it gay
we're going to get a multiple choice
of what Aaron's going to say next
first the setup
well and then you have
they were saying like
it was really funny because one of the guys
started then going on this rant where he's like
yeah if you're doing cocaine and you're like in your 40s
you're a fucking loser
you should be over that shit by the time you're in your 40s
20 year old thing right he was like well he was going out
unless you're Charlie Sheen
because I know someone who has been doing it well into their 40s
and they are a loser.
And he was just like going off about how like,
yeah, you have no life, you're just not cool.
You don't have a personality.
Are you using cocaine to try to be young again?
And I'm like, fucking go off, Kang.
And that guy's like, man, I...
Preach.
He's like, I stopped doing cocaine after one of my vacations.
And he told me where he went on vacation.
Peruvian flake.
No.
No.
It's not where he went.
Oh.
You can ask me where he went.
Where do you go?
Oh.
These guys have no chemistry, by the way.
They're terrible.
Aaron and, oh, that was what I was going to say.
Aaron and Oz clearly have no chemistry.
Aaron wants Oz to ask him where he, where his sauna buddy went on vacation.
So I ask you all, where did Aaron's sauna buddy go on his vacation and do cocaine?
For the last time.
For the last time.
Okay.
One, Puerto Rico.
two, Jamaica, or three, Aruba.
Adam?
Puerto Rico.
Carl.
Aruba.
Chris?
Hmm.
Jamaica.
Annie?
Jamaica.
Ooh, I want to take it.
Wow.
I'm actually on ecstasy.
No, is this a...
Puerto Rico is the answer.
He had that drop waiting.
God knows how long.
Yeah, that was so pathetic.
He's like, yeah, you don't where he went on vacation.
I actually don't know.
Do you want to know?
I don't really care.
Can you please just ask me?
Do you want to hear a song?
Do you like hooks?
At least he doesn't yell at him like he did Johnny.
Yeah, that's the same relationship.
All right, what's the fine?
Who want that?
Adam.
Adam, congratulations.
Thank you so much.
And your big victory.
I think just for that, you get some children getting excited.
Whatever will I spend it.
All right.
We also have the opi or burr game.
Simon puts together for us.
This is where we try to figure out who's podcasting.
Is it opi or is it Bill Burr?
Well, hello there, fellows and fellas.
It's time to take a stroll down asshole avenue to have a gander and an anger.
Ball drunk, piece of shit.
And Bill Burr.
Here's what time it is.
Round one.
The other day in my building, right?
I get in an elevator.
Three Asians get in the elevator with me.
They got off on two different floors.
Mind blown.
Time to register those votes.
Megan, what do you got?
Opie.
Producer Chris?
Burr.
Adam.
Opie.
Ann.
Bill Burr.
I remember Opie saying this one.
This is such an opiism.
He hates the Asians, by the way.
Opie really hates Asian people.
Here's the answer.
The other day in my building, right?
I get in an elevator.
Three Asians get in the elevator with me.
Okay.
They got off on two different floors.
Mind blown.
Does Carl Rewo?
really think that's funny.
Let's find out.
Huh?
Mind blown.
You are.
That's funny.
No, I'm not trying to be funny, though.
I'm not a joke?
No, my mind was blown.
No.
You weren't trying to be funny?
Well, it worked.
No wonder he misses Carl Ruiz so badly.
He never gets that kind of feedback from the other boobies podcast with.
Who's gonna fuck up?
Round two.
When I was a kid, sleeping in, was 7 a.m.
If you can believe, oh, man, how old do I sound now?
Oh, let me tell you, kids, something.
Oh, when I was a kid, why's this thing redlining?
Oh, I guess I have the volume all the way up.
That'll do it.
Anyway, um, time to register those votes.
That sounds like a Bill Burr.
To me, what do you got, Adam?
Bill Burr. Annie?
Burr. Opie does not look at levels.
Good point. Producer Chris?
I was thinking the same thing, bur.
Megan?
All right, we're all on Burr on this one.
And here's the answer.
When I was a kid sleeping in was 7 a.m.
If you can believe, oh, man, how old do I sound now?
Oh, let me tell you, kid shoved it.
When I was a kid, why is this thing redlining?
Oh, I guess I had the volume all the way up.
That'll do it.
Anyway, um...
When I was a kid, you acted like a professional when the red light was on.
Let's live stream our buttholes in round three.
He's a Greek guy, you know?
These guys know about family.
They know how to live.
Paul Verzi.
Paul Verzi is Greek.
One of my great friends.
Time to register those votes.
Uh, Annie, what do you got?
Opie.
Adam?
Opie.
I'm going to go Opie as well.
Producer Chris?
Burr.
Megan.
Opie.
All right.
And here's the answer.
He's a Greek guy, you know?
He's a guy's about family.
They know how to live.
Paul Verzi.
Paul Verzi is Greek.
One of my great friends.
And his wife's black, so he can call people wogs and nits.
Did Megan steal a point from all of us right there?
I did.
Or Kristen, that's right.
Well done.
All right.
Back from that technical malfunction for round four.
Do you believe...
Do you believe in love after love?
Thank you.
I do voices.
I think...
Time to register those votes.
That's a tough one.
I'm going to go Bill Burr on that one.
Megan, what do you got?
Opie.
Ann?
Opie.
Chris?
I went Opie.
Adam.
Precious.
And here's the answer.
Do you believe?
Do you believe?
Thank you.
I do voices.
Uh, I think.
Maybe try not.
thinking. See if that helps. Looking forward to the Believe parody songs about Opie, but first round
five. Can you pause it? Yes. Adam, what was your answer? It was Opie. Okay, I didn't get it.
They call him, his grandmother called him precious. Okay, thanks. All right, one of the scores right now,
I know I've tanked. Carl, you got two, Adam has three, and he has two, I got three,
Megan has three. All right. Anyone's game but mine. Here we go.
Try to stay cool.
We'll talk soon.
Goodbye for now.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Time to register those votes.
Opie.
Chris.
Opie.
Annie.
It's got to be Opie.
Adam.
Opie.
Megan.
Opie.
I feel like we play this at the end of every show.
So now I think that maybe it's Bill Bird.
He's got us with this one.
It could be.
Yeah.
Anthony's saying Bird.
So, yeah, he might know better.
Yeah, Anthony's been killing it.
All right, let's find out.
And here's the answer.
Try to stay cool.
We'll talk soon.
Goodbye for now.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Hey, it's Tony Pike here.
Bonus point, if you guessed that was Patty C Cops.
Congratulations.
Goodbye.
This week's winner, that might be two in a row.
I'm Simon from the Worstever podcast, reminding you that WOP is a
better pejorative than Wogg.
So long, you lazy Gowers.
Goodbye.
All right. Great job, Simon.
You stumped some people, including myself.
Who's the final score of that one?
I tied with Adam for four.
Wow.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
Megan also got four.
It's circling the O with an O.
It gets a little trick.
Maybe try underlying.
Very good.
Congratulations.
Adams crushing it today.
It's really causing me to rethink a lot of choices I've made in my life.
As you should.
This victory.
As you should.
How was Harrison Young today?
Do you get a chance to catch up with our buddy Harrison?
I did.
We had a long conversation.
I was not aware of his talent with numbers.
Does everybody know that he's like a genius with numbers?
He has a Rain Man quality where he knows the day of any date in history.
And he'll know your birthday.
he'll know the day you were born and he remembers every anniversary and it's very um it's freakishly
good it's it's a shame it's not a part of his act somehow 60 minutes did a piece about that like
people like can remember the day because they actually can go back to their memory banks and remember
exactly what happened that day and shit it's it's fucking wild didn't you say that he knew my
birthday was six months away from an exact date of something that he did he just said in this conversation
with a bunch of people. He was like, you know, today's the 40th anniversary of my high school
something, something. And he just looked at me and he went six months from Carl's birthday.
So fucking weird. And then he said, you were born on a Thursday. And he was right. I was. And I didn't
know that. Why would you care? But that's how you're impressed. It's fascinating, though. It's like,
yeah. I mean, he plays a sport by himself that he's not the champion of. So this is like a really
incredible talent that came out of nowhere for me. Almost never wins. But he knows. But he knows.
the stats.
Joseph Cowell's five bucks.
Opie does his impressions, but they sound nothing like the real people.
He swear it wasn't the real people.
All right.
Megan, you always check out the comments we get on Spotify.
Any new comments on these episodes?
You can comment on individual episodes when you wasn't on Spotify.
Yes, we do.
This is from episode 732.
I believe it's Jacques Downpack.
I'm going to miss that Joe.
Wonder when he will be back.
Calling It Now, Next Podcast in six months, where he reveals he became a substitute teacher again.
I'm the one who should be educating our children.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Probably.
And then I have one from hockey.
Fiona makes me want to eat my vegetables because carrot bottom.
Love her on KT.
Also, she's in a wheelchair because her body is literally shutting down, you doofs.
All right, fair enough.
I was told by Vinnie Paulina Field
was coming to,
coming to Carlson soon.
So if you want to try to hook up with her,
got an opportunity.
She can't run away.
So there's that.
I also have one from episode 733.
The Jerry Banfield woman on the beach could be true.
My brothers had a nanny to help drive around,
drive them around to sports,
fired for being flaky,
married a firefighter.
They cashed in.
his 401k and gave it to some guy for influencer training, like Jerry,
their suckered and tried every possible way to make it as content creators slash influencers.
Poor Simp let this broad ruin his life.
They are among us.
Oh my God, that reminds me.
So I've talked about Jerry Bayfield has these books he wrote.
Adam Thoreau sent me a link to Audible.
He has an audiobook that's about meeting his future one.
wife. And I started listening to it. They gave a little preview.
Stupid question. But does he narrate it? Yes.
Does he have like a learning disability or something? Because definitely. He just seems a little off.
So he's just really good at numbers. Leave him alone. So he narrates this book.
He was like, I'm writing this book to my future wife. And I can't wait for you to read it.
We're going to have two kids together. We're going to love each other. So it's like so pathetic.
And then I'm going to lose everything.
And they're going to lose everything again.
And you can take out half my debt.
Anyway, I do want to maybe get that book and play it on WTP because it sounds fascinating.
I'm all for it.
All right.
Any other reviews or comments?
That was all that I pulled.
Any reviews that we have that have come in recently, Annie?
Yes, I have one, both on Apple Podcast and one from CastBox or podcast addict.
I don't remember which one.
It's one of those other platforms.
First one coming in from Waiting to Dry.
Jim from J.A.T., Jim and Them, was an excellent guest.
Their show is great, too.
It's Uncle Rico for Corey Feldman.
Definitely should have him on more regularly.
I agree.
Their show is great.
I love clowning Corey Feldman, so that's very fun.
There's a Corey Feldman doc that dropped not that long ago that is worth checking out.
They did a really nice job of his delusions.
And I thought Jim rolled with us really well.
He was really good on the show.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll definitely have him back on again.
He did great at Hackamania.
Yes.
Yeah, he was very fun when they did their live show as well.
And then another review coming in from Hondo F saying, this show has taken a nosedive.
Back in the day, this show was all about what new podcast Broken Skull was doing in the titillating talk of Vic possibly being a 12-year-old boy.
Now it's all about big time Carl in his house in Florida.
Be better.
Nice to talk about that after my R.O. system got stolen.
Yeah, it kind of dried up a little.
It's been trying up.
Is that a five-sart?
It is.
Excellent.
Well, that's great.
I appreciate that.
Annie, if people want to see, oh, you know, I guess some nice notes from people.
They might be in the voicemail segment.
Concerned about your employment situation.
Any new news on that front?
No.
I've just been kind of enjoying my piece lately.
I haven't put it in any applications.
Probably going to start on that Friday.
actually do something about it.
I filed for unemployment.
We'll see how that goes,
but they'll probably deny it as they typically do.
So right now, just kind of coasting.
They just don't like blots in your state?
I don't know.
I just hear most times they just deny it.
So I don't know.
I have the negative suspicion that they're going to just be like,
nah, you don't need it.
Like I would like it, though.
Sure.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
That's what they tell you.
Where can people find you?
upcoming soon. I'm going to be on Skeptical Robot with Luigi Greenberg and Gummy Chainsaw.
So go follow Luigi Greenberg over on the Luigi Greenberg channel.
I got merch from them at Hackamania. Excellent. I've been on that show.
Definitely check that out. And Adam, anything to promote?
Oh, BBC Season 3 will come out on June 27th. So I recommend everybody check it out.
It's going to be on some app I don't know the name of and can't remember, but it'll be on YouTube.
on June 27th, you can watch it then in its entirety the whole season.
It has Danny Trejo, John Michael Higgins, John Lovitz, Oscar Nunes,
other people from the office and me, and it's about accountants that work on your taxes.
Yes, it's a show like the office, specifically about accountants,
the most exciting people at the office.
But very similar style and very well written.
And check out Adam on that when that comes out.
We'll talk about it again for sure on here.
Mm-hmm.
A little, little.
Will Megan send me a kiss,
moi?
Oh, look at that.
All it takes is two bucks.
All right.
We got some voicemails,
and of course,
our voicemail segment is brought to us
by Gary in San Diego.
It's a bunch of crap.
Swing in a minute.
Rock and roll.
I get some voicemails
earlier in the week.
I play voicemails on Wednesdays and Saturday,
so that's when we do our shows.
And sometimes I get one that I save
for our Wednesday shows.
you know last week the caller was right you deserve a better class of voicemail so here's the deal
when i play is it gay this week for every question i get wrong i'm going to add a little more
fentanyl to the cocaine i'm about to send you let's hope i do well fingers crossed i'm not going to say
no is this the fentanyl guy who sent me this one one way to find out i hope he did good
Hey, Carl, it's the guy who watched you eat dog shit last week.
I just want to call and say I really enjoy the show.
Really love Adam Bush.
Anyways, call me back.
All right.
This guy.
I thought it was just people.
I didn't know you moved on to dog shit.
If it was dog shit, I know what told me.
All right.
Rod Berman himself calling into the show.
Wow.
Oh, Julio.
Good stuff.
bits and pieces
let's talk about
mattresses
hey Carl Roman in Syracuse
love you love the show
listening to Opie
go on a long dissertation
about trying to dispose of his
old mattress
driving down the road in a motor coach at work
as I do
and I look over to the right shoulder
and I see that someone has
discarded a mattress
on the side of the road
Opie's doing it wrong man
didn't cost that time
person anything, didn't have to get a special bag.
It all worked out well.
Shout out to Paco.
Sorry about your father, man.
And shout out to Bono Guy 69.
Don't call me back.
Yeah.
Opie knew to drive his family
to a remote occasion and get rid of them,
but not the mattress.
Never thought, why,
he doesn't know anyone with a pickup truck.
That's right.
Well, the wife's not around to yell at me about this.
Right.
And he can't throw the mattress in the ocean, Carl.
I already cut the hands off.
Speaking of a voter guy.
Hey Carl,
something that just struck me about John is how much of a stupid bitch he is,
which is that the only move he tends to have to take revenge
or to respond in any way to criticism
is to tell whether he's going to tell bouncers
that someone goofed on his kids or a medical association
that a doctor did a thing he thinks is bad,
or try and get a lawyer disbarred,
or go to someone's mom or someone's dad.
That's all he can ever do is tell,
or then there's the other very obvious choices like doxing,
just the tools that a retarded coward has,
rather than anything intelligent.
It just makes it so obvious how stupid he is
and how much of a shitbag he is as well.
Shout out to Ronnie again in Syracuse,
the great Seamuse, and trucker Andy.
Thanks, mate.
All right, thank you, Boter Guy.
These are calling.
Annie, this one is for you.
Yeah, Chris from Georgia, I called last week to kiss some ass and make from Carl, all good stuff.
But this week I call for, you know, nice purposes.
And that's to give condolences to Annie.
Losing your job sucks.
I've been there.
The uncertainty.
It just sucks.
There's no other way to put it.
So I'm just glad.
Hopefully you have the support of friends, family, of course, the WATP community.
Because, you know, community is great, albeit borderline.
retarded. And hopefully the people here have your back. We got you. Five out five of you
girl. And you know what, Carl? You're okay. I'm going to be nice. So yeah, you're all right, man.
But this isn't about Annie, not you. Fuck you, Carl. Yeah, thank you. Jesus Christ. It's getting weird
for a second. No, that reminds me. Annie, I need to borrow some money. I need to borrow some money,
Annie. Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. Just DM me on Instagram. What a community we have.
It's really great. Hello, it's the Arborist. This message is for
Joe Matarise
moving back to Philly podcast.
I saw this really cool
Airbnb. You all should check
out or you should get in a checkout.
The URL is
H-T-P-S-C-P-S-Colon
forward-slash-F Airbnb.com
forward slash
X-4-29-4-2.
Yeah, I'm kidding, Carl. Go fucking.
All right.
He got us.
God damn it. Joe was like,
scratch that time as quick as he could, too.
So Flatsky just became a YouTube member.
Thank you very much for becoming a YouTube member on this channel.
Bonus shows available to every single month.
Oh, I always get very excited with celebrities calling.
And, you know, my Uncle Adolf used to call in, of course, Barack Obama.
Gene Simmons.
Gene Simmons is called into the show.
This one I think you're going to get excited about, producer Chris.
Hey, WACP.
Let's just Tony Sepredo.
I don't think you guys should be looking into whoopi
paid to get rid of his mattress.
I should say it was waste management.
And don't fucking worry about it.
It's none of your business.
I love you, Christopher.
And don't fucking call me back.
It's actually not a bad Tony Saprano.
I've heard worse.
Tell us about Grillo.
I heard that when Carl was ready to launch his new super chat widget,
Jenny asked if it had been beta tested.
And he was all,
honey, whenever I test anything, it's a beta testing.
I see what you did.
Suck the comedy balls of Nate from Flint, Michigan.
You got nadirized.
Please?
He's got five of them.
I don't know if it was an old one or not.
Let's see.
Oh, hey, Carl.
It's me.
I had a funny story for you.
I was out.
and about running some errands,
and I was wearing my,
Who Are These Podcast T-shirts?
It sounds like Cardiff.
It's from years ago.
I think this might be Carnive.
Anyway, here's the funny part.
A guy came up to me and said,
hey, nice hat.
Anyway,
thank you.
Oh, fuck you, Cardiff.
Master of disguise,
he can turn into a...
Wow, what a show, everybody.
I want to thank Dave Landau for stopping by.
That was excellent having him on here.
Adam coming in from the Great Northeast.
Is it weird being into the evening now doing the show?
I love it.
It's better, huh?
It's Bill Burr.
It is Burr.
Megan, thanks so much for putting together a great game for us again.
Anytime.
Stump to be good.
Annie?
You read reviews?
Yeah, I did something.
Yeah, I remember that.
Finish Christmas here.
Yeah.
I got to go.
Bye.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I got to go.
Okay, bye.
All right, everybody.
You know, this was a great podcast.
It was very revealing.
All right.
Ready to roll the credits?
Yep.
All right, guys.
Bye.
Until next time.
Bye.
Bye.
This is it.
It's over.
Okay?
Goodbye.
Oh, petty seat cups.
Goodbye.
Hey, bye.
Goodbye.
Are we down here?
I think we are.
I don't know.
Who gives a shit?
Why am I even still doing this?
I'm out of here.
Okay, bye.
I have to go now.
My planet needs me.
That's a good drop.
