Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep735 - Nerd Talk Podcast, Opie Radio, Jerry Banfield, Artie & Gallagher

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

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Give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all of us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing. Nerd Talk Podcast. This was a suggestion from Douglas himself. We have listened. We have not discussed. Let's get into it. Nerd Talk podcast is hosted by a guy named Shawnee D-Man.

And The Shiny D-Man has 272 subs on YouTube. And what he does is reviews movies and movie trailers and TV commercials for movies that he's seen. And he also interviews a lot of cosplay people. I want to play the intro to a recent show where he had a cosplay person on. He was going to interview him. And you know it's a good start to a show when he has not one, but two intros. All right. What is up everybody?

Sean and D. Man, and all right. What is up, everybody? Sean and D. Man here. Welcome back to another nerd talk episode. Hope you guys are doing great. Hope you guys are having yourselves a great week, weekend. Depending on when you're watching, watching. or listening.

Okay. I didn't understand the point of the music bed, drowning him out and him talking and not even finishing what he was saying. No. Not that I know what he was saying. Well, he wants to know what's up. But I guess that music was just so important that he had to pop that in there for us. And again, this is a recent episode.

This is not the first time he's doing this. No, he's been around for three years, we find out. Because he wants to find out, when's the last time this woman, party hearty cosplay? One's the last time she was a guest on his show. We are back with one of my favorite people's, party, hearty cosplay, who has been on before. I think the last time, I think the last, let me see, I think the last time was about a year ago. Yeah, that sounds about right, about a year. Now's a good time to look that.

I think you were also one of the earlier, earlier people had on as well. Let me see. I can probably find it here. Who gets a shit? This is important, though. Has it even asked her a question yet. No. It's been almost, oh, wow.

Next week will be about three years of doing this. Yeah, here you are. Oh, yeah. Like, this upcoming May will make it three years. I didn't realize it's been that long. Happy anniversary. I know. I'm conversated for that long.

But for those who aren't familiar, Just tell them real quick a little bit about yourself and who you are. Oh, boy. Okay. So after all of that, him looking up his own shows, be like, wow, I've been out here for three years. That's pretty cool, huh? And what the fuck does party hard to cosplay going out of their life? She's back as a guest again.

This video from a month ago is 15 views. Yes. Why is she wasting your time with this guy? If you were on this show before, would you really think, like, I bet there's more I can talk about with him? That's what I was so surprised by the amount of guests that he has had. multiple times because I was assuming these people are trying to advance their career, get more followers, whatever. If you've been on here before and that video has maybe 30,

and that's been around for a year, why would you do this again? Also, I love the fact that she just nods along with him. Whatever he says, yeah, a year, uh-huh, yeah, I think that's about right. Like, she's matching, unlike some other guests, she matches his energy and it makes for the most dull show. Oh, it's so dull. And she might be really stupid.

So you just heard that great question. Tell us about yourself. Watch her count on her fingers. Okay. So I go by party, Hardy Cosplay on Instagram and TikTok. I've been cosplaying for about... Mm-hmm.

Seven years. She literally counted to seven. It took her that long. Could you dumb it down a shade? Holy shit. And I don't know if you have the rest of... And she's the white one on the show. I'm sorry.

What we're saying that? Well, this is what I was kind of afraid of. Recently when I've been on your show, I'm so good about telling you, this is the episode I'm pulling from. That way we don't overlap. All of our clips are going to overlap. I pulled so much from this episode. No, I didn't pull a lot from this episode. Don't worry.

Okay. Everything you pulled, these are my first three clips of you up here. Sorry about that. And I don't know. Does your clip end here? Because then after she counts seven, years, she gets the date wrong. It's not even, she did not count seven years correctly.

She goes, I started in 2018. Yep. Yeah. I mean, she's not up by that much, but still, come on. Like, you're doing math in real time. It's not great. It's not great. Where do you want to go from here, Doug?

I didn't put a lot of this interview. Yeah, I do want to go to my clip four because he then references, again, nobody's watching this at all, but he's referencing a conversation he had with a prior cosplayer. and she's trying to be very polite by nodding along as if she has any idea what happened in this interview. I don't know if you had seen it or not, but you probably seen the talk conversation surrounding it, but we talked about and discussed the Stella Chu interview that went up probably about a couple of weeks ago or so at the time you're watching this. It was a pretty good conversation, so that is on the channel as well.

You guys can go check that out. Yeah, she's nodding along. And then from here, he goes on to tell her what the controversial thing was. And he explains to her, basically, it was something that was said about a cosplay contest. And then he says, what are your thoughts on this? And in my next clip, she repeats back to him what he said, as though she's heard this through the grapevine. Imagine starting an interview. Well, you probably saw the last interview I did, right?

So, I mean, obviously, that's been making waves. throughout social media. Even Roberts is just like, I see it all over Instagram. It's all over TikTok. We're not TikTok. Right. You must be one of the 12 people that watched that video. What were your thoughts?

Or were you not really all that into that? I heard some buzz around it, but I didn't really look into it much. But I heard she said something about, was it a cosplay concept? So what does she say about the cosplay contest? Yeah, yeah. What did you say? Shottie D. Yeah.

I do love how she's like, I've heard rumblings. He said this five seconds ago to you. Right. And you're just saying the same thing back. He starts off the conversation about how long he's been on the internet. And that's felled up by, did you see what I did last week on the show? What are your thoughts on that? What an asshole?

She's got no thoughts. We're not talking about her at all. And like you said, I don't know why she's on here. especially the very next clip. He asks her like what kind of cosplay she's into now. And his response is pretty dickish. You want to tell him like what type of cosplay you typically do? For a long time, I've been marketing myself as Black Cat and just doing that cosplay is my main focus.

And, uh... Just fill out my spreadsheet. cheat here. I was because you're not the only cop you're obviously you're not the only cosplayer who I've talked to who's done black cat. Oh, Jesus Christ.

What are the assholes? So dismissive of her and it's weirdly dickish. Also, some of my clips are edited. I had the cut out, especially from this episode, this thing, between the two of them and I was talking about their energy, this is like

20% dead air. Yeah. This is an hour and a half long You're sort of like clicking over his mouse and stuff. I'm assuming he's scrolling through our Instagram. Because I was. I was not impressed. I would assume that too, but there are so many other times where he's scrolling through Instagram and he shows us on screen so that he can see what he's looking for.

So the fact that he was wildly distracted, I don't know what he was doing at this time. Maybe it's taxes. I checked out another episode called The Goblin Slayer Review, this anime is insane. It has 135 views, three comments, three thumbs up. One of the comments is Shawnee D-Man responding to a comment. So this is a little bit of a different style for him. He watched a thing and he wants to talk about it and he starts off the show, fantastic. What's up everybody, Shauna D-Man here and welcome back to the channel. Hope you guys are doing great. Hope you guys are having yourselves a great week and get ready for the weekend. We are back

because we're doing something a little different here on the Nerd Talk channel, whereas, you know, most times we talk about Marvel, D.C., you know, some animation. I really thought about animation. He couldn't think of a third thing they talked about. I thought he had to sneeze. So, apparently, when he was younger, he was into anime. And then he grew out of it like a lot of people do. You know, most adults start doing more adult things.

And then as I got older, I never. really care too much for anime. You know, my interests started to go into like other things. Like probably girls or cars. Sports. Things like video games and stuff like that.

So when I was younger, I grew up and started playing video. Magic the Gathering. Cool, man. I've evolved since then, actually. This guy has a really hard time getting thoughts together and has had, and then getting to fall out of his mouth.

and then I would love to like do what you call it um I don't know man I can't see your cue card so I'm not sure what you'd love to be doing but get back to me when you figure it out there's so much dead air like that's what I kind of loved about watching this just the fact that he's like I'm just going to keep this all in I'm not editing any of this out And it makes him look so poorly prepared for anything. I mean, it's one thing. He clearly doesn't write questions before he interviews someone, but just turning on your camera and deciding that you're going to talk about a TV show or watch. I didn't bring up or clip any of his reviews of trailers because he's just watching the trailer.

And at the end, he kind of is like, that was pretty great. Yeah. No, he doesn't have for a lot of insight, I've noticed. No, no. Because it doesn't add a lot. If I've seen the animated series, I don't think he adds a lot to it. That's right. Sugary Coyote.

Come on, Carl. This is one of the good ones. I know what you mean. You know, we like the nerdy blacks who are in a nerdy stuff. And you start to think, like, maybe this guy's white. And then he says this. Now, before I go and going into my full thoughts on the series, because I did, I watched both. He watched both.

Oh, fuck. I thought we had an EDIR. Apparently, that's not the case. So, then what he describes with Dark Fan. is, this is pretty funny. Now it is dark fantasy, and typical with dark fantasy, you're going to get those kind of, like, those kind of things, magic,

humans, elves, drawers, lizard folks. Humans? You know, the whole nine yards. Yeah, I didn't realize humans were the second thing in dark fantasy. Magic, humans, people. Imagine that. Children.

But I don't know if he's caught, one of the things that he said in there, he said, drawers. Yeah. Oh, drawers. Droars. Deroors. Right.

Chest of. Underpants, gnomes, dwarves. Let's go back to this interview, Doug. What else do you want to play to the people? If you want to play my number eight, this is a pretty good thing. I don't know what is dumber. The question he asks or her answer. Do you do your old photography or do you have somebody else?

Like that photo and the more professional-looking ones, somebody does it. But like a lot of the... selfies, I guess, are mine. Good. Okay. It'd be weird if some guy who's like put its arm through underneath your armpit, like, who's lines is it anyway?

To do the selfie? I can do my own selfies. Thank you. And these, these cosplayers that he's interviewing, I don't know how big they are. Like, you can see the follower stuff. Some have a couple thousands.

Some have, you know, tens of thousands. It's very clear that some of these shots are, taken by a professional. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, the lighting and everything like that? You just stumbled onto that? And that's like one of, that's like the question he goes to with

every one of them. The questions do change depending on who he's talking to. This one remains the same. It's the dumbest question you could ask. Yeah. I would agree with that. She'll figure that out when you look at it, but yeah. All right. If you could move on, I'd love this. This is great. So if you go to my

number 12, he's asking her about going to convention. And he's asking about the after parties and stuff like that. And I did not, her answer is something that I did not expect to hear. Like, it's kind of shocking. But in the same way, it's the least surprising thing revealed in the interview. Did you ever go to you know, like the con after parties or anything like that? You know, I've wanted to.

I've never been to one. But I've heard mixed things about them. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I've heard of people like having a good time and then I've heard of people getting roofied. Well, in that scenario, there's somebody having a good time,

having a great time. Jesus Christ. I couldn't believe how honest that answer was. Again, no one else, none of the other cosplayers, I watch way too many of these things. No one else talks about cons this way. And when she said it, I was like, oh, that's terrible. And then I thought, well, yeah, of course.

Of course that's going to happen. Well, she thinks she's hot. That's part of the problem here. Do you think that's... Do you think that's the problem here? There's a lot wrong with this interview. I don't like ugly girls who think they're hot. I think that's a problem.

Come on, talk. Get with me on this one. All right, okay. Well, now that we're getting into sexy talk. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Shawnee D-Man explains that this show, Goblin Slayer, is a little bit of a rough watch.

And he explains what he means by that. Just to put it aside, is this a rough show to watch? What I mean about rough show when it comes to like, you know, graphic, um, sexual content and stuff like that. Oh, that sounds rough. Yeah, gross. Yeah, it's tough. Graphic sexual content?

This is a rough show to watch. I don't know if I can get through that. Well, he does give us a little bit of an overview of what's going on in this world of a goblin slayer. this anime? The goblins. Like these goblins in this world, they're a problem.

You know, I probably could have figured that out from the title, The Goblin Slayer. Because you wouldn't need a Goblin Slayer if they're like just getting along. Right. It's that Goblin Garden Party. These goblins are a problem. Oh, man.

All right. So let's find out with the basic premise of this show is. So they just, they go out to be heroes and just go on these quests, killing trolls. What was there?

It was trolls? Goblins? Oh. Ogres. Oghers. Oghers. He really has a hard time remembering what's going on in the show,

and there's a specific reason for that. So you have this main character, one of the main characters here, who was the priestess. She, I believe, I'm trying to remember. Like I said, I finished this up like months ago.

I wish I would have rewatched it before doing this, but it's okay. That would have been smarter. I watched it months ago. I don't remember. I think the main character does stuff. It was cool. But again,

it's evidence. Him looking at these cosplayers' Instagram in real time shows that he is not prepared for anything he does online. No, he is not. One more clip, then we'll go back to the interview.

Sure. I think I figured out why creeps like anime so much. I'm not saying everyone who likes anime as a creep, but you know what I'm saying when I say that, when adults are really into this kind of stuff, this might be why. She just turned like, I think 15. I think when you turn 15,

you can go and start out your life as an adventurer. Okay, so the main character is a 15-year-old girl, which is don't understand why the sexual content is rough. Now that all that got bored, like, yeah, that is got actually pretty rough. Jesus Christ. It's wrong with the fucking Japanese. He's a roofy.

They're Capri Sons at these. Like, he can't even go to the bar. There's already a straw hole on my Capri's son. I don't think you should drink that. All right. Where are we going next? So let's stay slightly creepy. He never gets real creepy at all with these cosplayers,

but there are a couple things here. If you play my number 10, he honestly, for the most part, is very respectful with his questions. But every now and then you get hints of kind of what he's into. Do you have to like oil yourself up or something? For a black cat?

Just like we're both in general for the interview. No, no. Who oils you up? That question simply came from her saying that the suits are a little tight and it's sometimes stuff to get on. And he's so excited about this. And if you play my number 11, Carl, the thing I was wondering this whole time, he's showing all this cosplay and everything.

I'm wondering to myself, is he a titsman or an ass man? And he never explicitly says it. Now this is a visual thing for, you know, Blind Mike. Number 11. That's right. Yeah, I'll let blind mic know. You play number 11, he gives it away.

This was the photo that I saw that first got my attention and reached out for you to come on. I was like, oh, this is pretty cool. is pretty cool. Yeah, he's a black man. He likes the big ass.

I mean, if you were confused, I just didn't want to jump to any conclusions. I wanted the evidence to be there. Yeah, that is the giveaway right there. Well, okay, since you brought up the fact that he pulls up the Instagram picks and shows them to her, this is, I thought, was an odd question. Got another black cat. Yeah, there's my more updated suit with the.

jail aren't to say. Oh, actually, I mean, I play that. So. Um, with the corset that I got from orchard corsets. She's really good at corsets. What's it like doing like, videos like this?

Like, how do you get yourself in the mood to, like, do stuff like this? It's not a triple penetration gang bang video. She's playing dress up and children do the shit. And I would imagine it's a thousand times easier than doing what she's doing right now with you. Right. Yes.

This is difficult. This is the thing that's being way difficult. This is the thing that's being way to go. Because you don't know what to ask me. Did you guys see on this video and his heads over it a little bit? But these are all hashtags. There are rows and rows and rows of hashtags. And she does have a complaint about what's going on on social media.

That TikTok and Instagram are just really crappy with how many, hashtags you can use. Oh, yeah. And everybody's reach is really suffering. So it's like, do I want to do it for like maybe 200 views? I don't know. You know.

You did this for 15. I love the fact that she posts like 100 hashtags. And like these fuckers over Instagram and TikTok limit how many hashtags you can get. And everyone's reach is suffering. What do you mean everyone's reach? He didn't seem pleased with that. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No, not. He's He's often displeased with the answers to his guest game. He's like only 200. What are you fucking nuts? That's amazing. I would kill for those kind of numbers. You're crushing it. It's right.

That's ridiculous. All right. I have some more just silly clips what he's describing the characters on this goblin slayer. The priestess, I guess I want to, I guess you want to call him a warrior, a fighter, and a wizard. I guess would be the best way to. A warrior? A fighter and a wizard. To describe a priestess?

Describe the priestess, yes. Okay, all right. Two of those things are the same, but not a big deal. Then he describes the goblins and why the gobbels are a real problem. See if you can make head or tails of this. The goblins, as Gobbles Slayer later puts it, they're like, they're not, they're not too bright, but they're not stupid. I think that's how you describes yourself. I should be the description of your podcast.

They're not smart. They're not dumb. Well, what are they then? What are you explaining here? I'm confused. Mid intelligence. And listen, I'm not an advanced Dungeons of Dragons nerd or anything like that. No.

I've seen the Hobbit, but I do not know what he's talking about with this. You have the wizard, wizard lady. She gets stabbed by a poison dagger. And then the fighter, she tries to hold them off, but it comes across a much bigger gob. Not a hop goblin. I don't, that's, I don't, maybe it was a hobgoblin. I think that's what it was categorized. What the fuck's the difference, you know?

Tripping himself up, there. Does anyone know what the difference is a goblin? You know, there's some people that does. I actually Googled it. I couldn't figure out, like, is a hobgoblin, a larger goblin? I don't fucking know, whatever. I just love how he's. correcting himself in real time

and still seems unsure of the answer. Well, remember, all he's doing is telling us the story. So it's not even a review. He's like, and then this happens, and then that happens, like, I haven't seen it's like three months. I think, wow, shit, what does happen next? There's a hobgoblin?

No. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. And that's the worst way to run a show like that. If you're just going to talk about the animation, fine, and you haven't watched them for three months, you could pull up these clips and talk about, like, all right, it looks like this, like the style of this.

Don't recount the plot of something that you don't remember. Well, he does explain why it's a rough watch. I was waiting for this since he brought up. He's like, you know, there's like sexual content. I'm like, oh, no, that'd be horrific. And the reason people talk about this show being pretty, or at least the way I described this show, like the first episode is really rough,

is the goblins in this show have a habit of, kidnapping women and just basically making them their sex toys. Oh. It's just a habit. It's like me biting my nails. So you introduce this 15-year-old girl.

It's like the hero of this. It's like, oh, the godwins do is they gang raped. Like, oh, shit, okay. Well, that was just straight up hentai at this point, you know? No wonder you enjoy this so much. Some people seem to have a problem with child rape. So I just figured I would put it out there now. No actual children were harmed in the filming of this.

So that's why I was just like, holy shit, it's like raided acts or something? That sounds wild. You don't see it happening, but you, but the imagination is there. You know what happened to this young girl because these goblins surround her. They start ripping her clothes off and everything.

Like, you know what happened, even though they didn't show it. Oh, so you just like pause it, beat off, and then come back. I bet I know what's about to happen. Then he's just like, your imagination kind of figures out and fills in all these blanks right here. There's five goblins and the one girl. So you've got to figure there's a double badge, probably.

I mean, I don't tell you guys what's going on with this scene. I have some fan fix here that fills in the gaps when the scene cuts away if you guys want to take a look. The goblins are basically Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton. It's just like an older man who take advantage of young girls rip their clothes off. Sounds scary, actually. Let's get back to some more fun stuff with Black Cat over here. Or maybe a different... Am I supposed to...

I was going to say, I'm going to jump to a different guest because he does interview a lot of cosplayers. That's what he knows. That's what he loves. Go to my number 15, because he brings on a gamer. Her name is the Foxy Faye. Brings on this gamer and never talked to a gamer before. And it's very clear with his first question.

I'm usually just playing game. and viving. All right. So I guess I guess I think what's a good first question I asked.

What kind of games are you into? There you go. It wasn't the worst when you plowed your ass there? The most obvious way to start an interview with a gamer. He got there eventually.

It just took a little bit of time. My first question would be like, can you please murder that cat. Right. Oh, God, that cat is throughout the entirety of this. Of course. And at the end, I think she uses the cat as an excuse to be done. She is outright hostile to him by the end of this interview. Yes. One day, I didn't pull too much from this interview, but she talks about all these pay-pigs that she has and how much she makes every day. And as the minutes tick away, you can tell that she understands this is just money that she's losing talking to this

tummy. Yeah. And if you're not going to give me 20 bucks right now, then I got a bill. You're going to show my toes to someone. Yeah. And if you play a very next clip, he just asked her what game she plays. I don't, I didn't include this, but she specifically talks about Star Do Valley and World of Warcraft. And this is his response. So I'm not interested in a lot of games. Like Star Do? not really my cup of tea when it comes to games I know a lot of people love it and I'm just kind of like you know what this is okay this is not my thing but I'm glad you

I'm glad you like it um never really played World Warcraft I have friends who have played it but I've never played it but I've never played by myself it looks interesting I mean I saw like the movie for it but obviously that wasn't a very good movie

It's a lot different than the game. She's not interviewing you, idiot. And he doesn't have friends. You don't have, yeah, you don't have to explain. Also, I love this idea. It's like if I had LeBron James on my show and I'm like, I don't really care for basketball. Yes.

I don't watch it really. I'm like, keep that to yourself, man. I mean, like, if I came on, I'm like, yeah, Carl, I'm not a fan of laughing at doofs online. Right. Why are you here? What are we doing that? What's the point of this?

And like you said, just take it. just listen to her answer and say, that sounds really cool and then decide where to go from there. This interview, he is from Alabama. It was the only interview where I heard that. And she says to him at one point, she goes, yeah, I have some roll

tied in my family. He then talks about college football for 10 minutes and she says nothing and doesn't care. He's going to be just like Alabama man. Yeah, he's wearing the Auburn jersey in our

sweatshirt in one of these things. I didn't realize he was that into football, though. That's not nerdy talk. No, no, not at all. I know. He's football as a joker. Guy stuff. That's right.

All right. So let me go to, let's go to 13. This is an interview with somebody called Cithica. And she's trying. Yeah, that's right. That's right. She's trying to describe a Harley Quinn look to him. And so he's,

searches for it in real time. Fine. This is more of a visual thing. Look at this. Carl, you do a podcast for you to pull things up. You see his image search. You see the image that he found, which is very tiny, above their

even tinier heads. And in that image, there's at least 10 Harley Quinn's. Yeah. This is not helpful at all. Yeah. Yeah, that one. Yeah. So I got, that'd be so good. Oh, boy.

Okay, it's not a good image, but that works. Oh, okay. I see. I see. I don't like that one. So it looks like he's pulled up a better image, but we can't see it. He's got that on a little screen or something. No, I think they're looking at the one that's above their heads.

You can't see shit in that. No, exactly. It's so bad at this. And it went away. He was not prepared for that. Yeah, yeah. Notice that. We can do one more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then mercifully be done with this. Same Cithica. And I know, Carl, I listen to your show all the time. I find it as frustrating as you do when the host does Google searches in real time. Yes. I've never seen both the host and the guest try and Google something together. Most of this is pretty much dead air, but I found it hilarious.

Okay. Did you see that one? No, no. Hold on. Yeah, I was going to say I got it. I got to see it because I know that I haven't seen that. It's a race. Not since Andy's poker. Have I seen something that's less of a show? No, I haven't seen that all, actually. This is Christ. Yeah, so when did that? I'm pretty sure it was 2025 is when that is when that, that's when that. came out I'm sorry

2024 so almost two years ago none of this matters I'm a look out of it you don't think that mattered at all no spent that much time looking it up the way you started this show

and the first few clips you showed where he's trying to figure out how long he's been doing this she's counting on her fingers how long she's been doing cosplay every one of his guests are obsessed with what years certain things took place

They're constantly like, I think that game came out three years ago. No, it was two years ago. When did you take this cosplay photo? They don't have any idea. He doesn't. He doesn't just look at the date under the image. Mercury and retrograde at the time. Let's get some facts here, people.

One last clip I want to play is my last clip. It's 18. This is from a different type of show that he does where he reviews cosplay. Oh, nice. And this is a, it's like a 15 minute episode I cut it down little tiny super cut here

basically distilled his thoughts down on this okay she looks great really great she looks great this is great she looks great again it was great

she's great she's great she looks very much fantastic all right there you go mixed up a little bit right yeah if that was that girl I'm like, holy shit, I'm fantastic. I mean, really great. Very much fantastic.

That's amazing. Yeah. Now, I've never seen a goblin slayer, but if I was tasked with writing a book report about it, I might come up with this. Gobblower. The goblinousalier witnessed goblins attacking his village and ultimately killing his sister.

And so since then, since he was a young boy, he has held a grudge against these goblins. And that is, that is his fixation, killing goblins. He's not going to stop until they're all dead. Yeah, I kind of had a feeling that Goblins slayer was really obsessed with murdering goblins. You won't believe it. He's got a real thing off of these fucking goblins.

This Goblin Slayer. This is how a six-year-old does describe something they just watched on TV to an adult. And then the Goblin Slayer, like, I guess the Goblins and things, and when he was a kid, and then he didn't like the Goblins. And when he grew up, he swore that he'd kill all the Goblins, and then they called him the Goblins Slayer. Good stuff. There's a comment underneath this video.

I mentioned that earlier. And he responded to it. The comment is, hear me out. Shawnee D-man, capitalizing the D. Honestly, if you make that small change in your name,

I think you'd do great things for your channel. And he writes back, I've thought about it for a while. And I'm happy to report, because as we were watching these videos that are more recent, he has updated it with the Shawnee Capital D man.

So someone gave him a suggestion. And he went, yep, that's a way to improve my channel. The views are about to go through the roof. Give it a little bit of time. That's all it's going to take. So, yeah, thank you for suggesting that. Yeah, that guy was fun. All I did was go to YouTube and type in nerd podcast.

And he was one of the first results. No shit. How? Good for him. It's not translating into views. Yeah. So there's that. Yep.

Doug, have you been following any of our Artie Fletcher coverage? Is that bits and pieces? I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one. I love that new stinger.

That's fantastic. I want to bring us back to September of 2016 when Artie Fletcher and the Great Gallagher We're on a radio station in Wyoming, Z-94 FM, Wyoming's classic rock. This is the Sheridan Rock Radio Morning Show with Steve Sisson. And immediately, Artie sits down for the interview and references something that the audience can't see. All right. Joining us in studio now, Gallagher with Artie Fletcher.

The Jokes on You comedy tour. Is that a warning? This is an honor to be here. we loved you on the Big Bang Theory. You do a great job. You know, I missed my shot. People can't see him. You know, referring to his look.

The first thing you do on radio is talk about something you can see. Thank you, Gallagher. I love that Geller at this point. He's so fucking fed up with Artie Fletcher. Oh, yeah, he's had it. He has to school him through this entire interview. It's a school and be like, hey, idiot. No one can see what you see right now.

Which is hilarious. It's the exact same thing Centering John did when he was on the radio in Iowa. What I thought you meant the thing that we can't see is Artie Fletcher. He's not in the shots. He will get in the shots. Oh, okay. So Gailger continues to explain to Artie Fletcher, who, by the way, at this point, Arty's had his own radio show in Tampa.

You know, he's a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to entertainment. So you think he'd understand how radio worked, but Gail-Gar has to explain it to him. People on radio are ugly. He's not. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you very much. But that's not. You should just talk about yourself.

Yeah. People aren't on to hear about the host. They hear the host every day. You're the different part of the show right now. They're like an old married couple. You're doing it again, Artie. Yeah. We talked about this on the way over. You said you wouldn't do it. Galeger is a wordsmith. And one of my favorite things about Gailiger is how braggadocious he can be when he explains that he invents a lot of shit. I'm a word smith. When I hear something, I love two meanings. I was the one that said living in L.A. is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes. And the fact that three of those food items had two meanings and met nutty people, you know. Wow.

Do you ever hear that one before, Doug? I never heard that before. Really? Is Gailger invented it? I didn't know. Yes, I'm going to start using it all the time and attributing it to Gallagher. L.A. is like granola. What ain't fruits and nuts?

nuts is flakes. And apparently, I didn't realize this, but he's been getting... Is there a lot of fruit in granola? Listen, let's not analyze it too closely. Oh, okay, right. I mean, you can add some dried crazons or something, I don't know.

And it's not granola. Okay, go ahead. But apparently, that's so popular that Gellar's been getting ripped off for years. And then disc jockeys all across the country said it. All of a sudden, there was the... Don't you get this booklet that comes out or a sheet that

comes out for the morning guys to be clever. My jokes are on them all the time. I was the one that said there ought to be a knob on the TV for intelligence. They got one, my brightness, but it don't work. I remember that. I said, if your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like? What makes Teflon stick to the pan? So he's thinking credit for all the prep burger shit that comes out for these morning jacks to go through.

It's just like, Gailger wrote it all. It's just getting ripped off over here. So did Gallagher come up with like, what's the best house? Halloween candy? Right, yeah, like some of the other topics that they have on here. Well, it's funny you say that because Halloween does get brought up in just a moment. Oh, no. But first, Giller's explaining how people with their lives very illogically.

And he's like, you know, I observe people. And I think that people do things so backassward and he's explaining that. And Artie jumps in to do what he does best. It's not, Halloween is not a good idea to let your kids go door to door late at night, asking strangers for something to put in their mouth. You wouldn't do that any other day, would you? Don't take candy from a stranger. Is that what we teach the kids?

Listen, what can be bigger than this show in this town? Is anything big? No, not even close. Really? Not even close. People go to why we go to these cities? It's something we discussed. We wanted to do.

We both wanted to do. And we have been, and we're having a blast. So listen, you're not doing anything Wednesday. There's no rodeo with check. Yeah, right. There's no W.E. There's no that stuff. So you want to come and see us at the Best Western.

Okay. So his sales pitch for a Wednesday show in Sheridan, Wyoming is, what else are going to do? Yeah. And my answer is, stay home. Yeah. Also, if you told me that Artie was in a different dimension and he was like 10 minutes behind them, that would make sense. That had nothing to do with anything that they were talking about. And this is very early on the interview, Artie Fletcher's like, we haven't started plugging the show yet, Calais.

We're in the best Western Wednesday night. Do you have nothing else going out of this town? It sucks here. Artie, you're doing it again. You're doing it again, Artie? So the DJ wants to know, like, what are they doing in their hometown? Tonight's a football game, right? That moved from Monday night.

Today, there's another football game I saw NFL. So you guys are here a day early. What are you doing here? No, we got here yesterday. So we could come on this radio. That's why you got here. What have you been doing other than just? hanging out of the hotel.

Sleep, sleep, well, he'd been writing. Artie Fletcher's just been sleeping? They got in on Monday for a Wednesday show to this tiny little town. And he's like, what the fuck he guys doing here? I know. Everyone else promotes their show the morning up.

Yours is tomorrow night? Why? Gallagher's just frantically scribbling more fruit jokes in the corner of the hotel room. Gailger is writing songs and poems. He talks all about his creativity cannot be stopped. So it just never ends with this guy. It's crazy.

But rather than get into that, Artie does what he does best. More plugs. Yeah. Yeah. You know, find out more about what Gallagher does. You go to Gallagher smash.com. That'll show you the inventions, what he's working on, his bucket list. And to see more about this tour for those people who really don't know who we are.

Bucket. Bucket. Sounded. Bucket. I know. You have to be careful. The FCC might give us a call. The jokes on you comedy tour, okay, is our favorite.

Facebook page. So they haven't even been funny yet. They haven't done anything. And already immediately is just like plugging websites and Facebook pages and the show that we're doing. And he continues to really push the show.

Gallagher is always the arenas. Okay. Civic Center. Now we're doing theaters. And it's kind of like... Intimate. Yeah, we like to be on stage. We like to bring the party into your... We're in the lobby an hour before the show. what we do. We're drinking and talking.

Fun. So it sounds like you can have a good time on this. We're not sitting in the dressing room. No, we never even see the dressing room. No, we never go. Well, you don't have to get dressed for this thing. We meet everybody. We're old.

We like to be out front. If I wasn't doing this, I'd have to stick my nose in my kids' lives, and they don't want that. Jesus, Calcker. He hates his family so much. It's so funny. So these guys, and this sounds so desperate. Like, if you come to the show, we're hanging out.

We just want to meet people. We used to play arenas. Now this is more intimate. Yeah. It's like recently the Hooters came to my small town and played like a local park. And I was like, what? Right. This is what you're doing now.

It's not great. Just clinging to some scraps. Yeah. It does not sound exciting that I'm going to walk in there. Oh shit, Gallagher's right there taking my ticket stub. Hey, Gallagher. Good to see you, man. It's so bizarre.

And you got to remember, when you think of Gallagher, you think of the Sludgematic. You know, that's his, his murky bit. But that's not what everything that's going on here. Here's another thing. Parents are talking, oh, Gallagher's coming, Gallagher's going. So then they go to YouTube and they find his specials and they see him. And the kids see that. They see him smashers.

So they think when Gallagher comes on stage, and I start everything, that, okay, he's going to start smashing. That's not what it is. Right. That's the finale. So let me translate that real quick. Artie has a rough go with these shows. He comes out and he was like, Sludge-Hum, Man, he's like, hey, guys, how about the restaurants in this town, huh? You guys ever turn to the diner? It's so revealing to say, like, there's a large contingency of people that show up that are immediately disappointed.

Yep, exactly. They're there to see Gallagher. They don't know anything about Artie Fletcher. We've seen the show because Vinny brought it to us. Artie's comedy routine is. not comedy. He starts premises and abandons them immediately and moves on to other things. And also, and I know already sucks, but, and correct me if I'm wrong, Carl, but Gallagher does comedy before he starts smashing things, right? So anybody who's even waiting for that has to sit through 30 to 40 minutes of Gallagher nonsense before he gets the splash zone.

Yeah. Comes into play. Sounds horrible. Lever and Mystic. Hey, Gallagher, we were taught not to take Katie from strangers in vans. You go to their houses for the candy. Sometimes you walk home funny afterwards. Is that true, Mavridmissig?

Sometimes. It's true. So, Gailiger is smashing fruit. You know, we all know this. And so the host has done a little bit of prep, and he knows something about Gailger that he wants to bring up here. Now, this is, for a guy who hates fruit, you've made a pretty good living off of...

I said I hate fruit? I've read somewhere. I think it was your mother, I think, that said that the reason you were smashing watermelon is, because you didn't like watermelon because she made you eat food. She doesn't know. She left me with her kids. She went off and got a job. I had to raise her kids.

So did you hate fruit, or is that just a urban legend? She made that another liar, just like his partner. Whoa. Did Artie Fletcher just admit he's a liar? It sounds that way. So Kelly goes, maybe I was a fucking liar. Not was anything she has to say. And then Artie's like,

yeah, it's a liar just like me. Whoops. That snuck out, didn't it? That's so bizarre. That's not bizarre too. Also, she left me with her children. Do you mean your siblings? His siblings, yeah. He has so much resentment for his brother,

for his parents, for everyone in his family. His kids, obviously, doesn't want to deal with them. It's so bizarre. So apparently the night before was a big debate, Hillary Clinton v. Donald Trump, 2016 election was going on. And so this is a big topic of conversation. And Artie brings this up, and this just goes

off the rails immediately. Mm-hmm. Yeah? Just like the debates. We actually watched the debates last night. It was boring. Yeah. Kind of a letdown, wasn't it? I'm working on my song, you can be my squaw. Yeah, that's just doing it. I think all the women all get... I can tell inspirations hit you hard

with this one. So... Well, I like all the words that rhyme was squaw. With all. Almost every state, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Miami. This is a pretty cool studio. Colorado. The VHS up, huh? Yeah, my goal is to eventually get five players and try to sync them all up.

Wow. Are all of them having conversations with different people? It's so bizarre. It seems like that debate last night. What do you think about that? I was like, that was boring. Also, I didn't watch it. writing a song. And guess what it rides with ah?

Fuck. And then Arty just goes off and says, hey, that's a cool thing on the wall over there, which Gilger's already lectured him about. So now he has to get another lecture from Gallagher. You can't talk about things that are in the room when you're on the radio. I can do whatever I want. I know. I didn't want to. Arty, let's talk a bit about you. You've been just kind of, it's ineffective.

I love the Gellers. Like, yeah, but we're trying to put out a good appearance. People want to come see us. and you're fucking ruining it. Again. His head in his hands is so great. I know. He knows this is going so badly. Gilgher, why don't let him have a microphone?

You're the star. Just to let him hang out in the room and watch. I heard he's acting like he didn't realize the interview had started. Right. Yeah. The way he's just kind of like rambling and just talking about stuff and Gelliger's in the middle of something. My Am, all wasn't a very funny joke, but whatever, you know.

Try out his stuff. I guess. Yeah. So you just heard the Steve, the host, go, all right, we haven't talked to Ardy yet. Let's talk to Ardy. And I was like, yes. Let's find out what makes Arty tick. And, you know, this is a big chance.

We know that Artie talks a lot about his career and how great he is and all the accomplishments that he has. So I was excited to hear what he was going to say. You open up the whole show. So, I mean, that's kind of like that. But I do kick things off because I'm cute. A build I work out I can tell And women love to see me in these jeans

All right Turn the camera over toward him And let them see what a big liar he is I don't know The camera's a camera is A lie Camry does that 400 pounds Yeah

Jesus Christ So the guy's like all right You open the show Tell us about yourself I'm fucking hot and I'm ripped And everyone wants to fuck me That's all you got Jesus Christ

Okay It looks so bad Just, so upset about all of this. My favorite part about this dynamic is that Gailger's constantly lecturing Artie on how to be better on the radio. You know, they do this every time they go into. They're doing morning TV. They're doing morning radio. And he's just at his wits end at this point.

So, Artie gets another. And it's not a bit, right? Like this, if it is, he's selling it so perfectly. It's not a bit. It's definitely not a bit. And actually, this next clip kind of proves that. It starts with already getting a second chance at this. Like, okay.

But seriously, though, like, what's the deal? And what's it what it turns into? Yeah, so we, you know, I get the party to start a little bit, you know, soften them up a little bit. And they Gallagher and I are on stage together, and it's a free for all. It just, you guys do some stuff together as well as some. I have to correct them. You do a lot together. He's always making mistakes.

Yeah, he yells at me a lot. It's just like. I'm not yelling. I said you're yelling. I don't have. You yell back. My father died 18 years ago. God bless his rest of the soul, but now he's come back.

Well, you use bad language, and I have to fix that. I don't swear. Well, so there are some things that are border by. Adult humor is this show. Okay. No, it doesn't need to be, but he said to be. He's swears so much. Could you imagine these kids in the hotel?

I was going to go to the rodeo, but we got to check us out. It sounds awesome. Steve's just total control over this. It's like Aaron Imholt down there. Doesn't know what he got him. self into having these two long. Right. This is no idea. Crazy.

It's always going to happen. So, yeah, apparently, Gailiger's giving him notes about what their stage show should be. Yeah. I told you, let's get the adult humor out of there. People are bringing their grandkids in this fucking thing. I am Gailiger, for Christ's sake. You've got to tell seven dick jokes in a row.

People are uncomfortable. I don't swear. He's like, yeah, but I have to walk out there and send you straight because you keep fucking doing that shit. You got to stop doing that. But, yeah, the way they talk like an old married couple is very funny. The bickering that goes on.

So, Arte explains the jokes he'd like to be telling, but it's very hard to tell these jokes in Wyoming. Well, half my act will go tonight because there's no Mexicans up there. Now see, now see. Why would they be here? Well, maybe they'll show up now that they heard that.

They couldn't tunnel this far. They'll show up for the cleanup. Yo. So I thought for sure, Galeger's going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I started going after Mexicans now. Instead of Gagher is like, oh, we're making fun of Mexicans? I got some up for this.

They can clean the toilet, but we're done with it. How about that? Bits and pieces. I love this fucking idiot, Artie's like, there's no bicycles over here. They can't tunnel that far. These assholes got trades and even airplanes after they get over the board. I don't know that, Ardy. They get all over the place in this country.

He also makes it sound like they're surprised as to where they're doing shows. You can prepare for this. You can write, apparently, material while you're sitting in your hotel room. He's sleeping, Doug. Oh, yeah, you're right. Those such hack jokes, these two are such hacks. So they start talking politics. And this clip is amazing because it starts with already saying, I'm not taking sides.

I think that's a noble stance for a comedian. You want audiences of all different types of political leanings to be comfortable coming out to your show. Yeah, Opie kills it with that. I think they're all corrupt. So that's the way he starts this up. Listen to where it goes. I want to take sides. Whoever the candidate is, we'll vote for.

You know, it's like I noticed Hillary didn't cough last night. My career has spanned many presidents. Comedy is bigger than any administration. I'll be here when they're gone. She stopped coughing last night. He was sniffling. I noticed that. I don't know what's going on.

I noticed that. But she never coughed up the truth. No, she wouldn't. She wasn't. You know, and she was smug last night. You see, smug, very smugged. I just don't like her. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I saw that too. I'm not taking sides on this. I fucking hate Hillary Clinton. What a smug bitch. It's so fucking funny. All it took was Gallagher saying one thing. Yeah, she wouldn't cop up the truth. He's like, oh, we're going to go off on this.

Let's go. So I was so glad that Gallagher's paying a little bit of attention. and called Ardia off the exact thing that I was laughing about. Your predictions is for whatever the outcome is. You said you're not taking a political side, then you just took a political side. Why don't like her? But you didn't need to tell everybody. So this is even funnier.

So he goes, well, listen, I'm taking science, Democrat Republicans. I just don't like Hillary Clinton. And he goes out to explain why he doesn't like her, which is hilarious. That's not political. Let me say so. I'm giving you my opinion. Okay, so we had our black president. back over there.

You got a black gives you his opinion. Everybody's so happy. That's out of the way now. Is this going to be funny? That's going to make people come to the show. Now let's have a woman. Let's see how that works out. I've got to pack that up.

There's so much going on. There's like, okay, go off on your fucking diatribe. Is this going to be good for us? Or hopefully it anyway? The best is what he says, is this going to be funny? And he says, no. Definitely not. It's coming out of my mouth.

Why start now? So this is all where is what he says. I got a president. Everybody was so happy. That's out of the way now. Is this going to be funny? That's going to make people come to the show. Now let's have a woman.

Let's see how that works out. Okay, we know foreign country respects women. Okay? You know what they do. Now, I'm trying to get women to come to the show. I'm not taught. Because we already had a black president. That was a disaster.

Now we're going to get a women? What are we crazy? I'm trying to get the women there. I have a whole song about. A squaw. Come on, man. But it started with, I just don't like Hillary Clinton. And then it turned into, I don't want any woman ever running this country.

Yeah, it's a stupid idea. Yeah, that turned around really quick, didn't it? Very funny. So I'm glad he didn't take any sides. Gallagher makes observations. And he's just absorbing things that are happening around him and just turning into comedy gold. This was at the time when the My Pillow guy was very popular, advertising all over the place. and of course he's got to take for that.

You don't sell your pillow. No. And so he calls it my pillow. Well, I don't want his pillow. He should call it your own. Your pillow. Whoa, that's so dumb. There's so many my pillow jokes he could have made.

That's insane. Do you want to smash some grapes or something? I don't know how much like I can take these observations. He really is a word smith. Jesus Christ. I don't want your pillow. Yeah, good stuff. Now, you know, because we've been covering Ardy Fletcher for a little bit now,

Vinny gets mad at me every time I do it and he's not here. But we learned that Artie is a musician, manages bands, finds talent, has a keen ear for it. And sometimes, when we're lucky, he starts writing songs in real time. If angels fart, maybe they will. That's another song. That would be a good song. I don't know. Angel Far.

The other station. That's a little more country. No, I think these words are rocked. Oh, these are. And I don't know. Yeah, I think you could go either way with that one. Hmm. So, Gelliger is, I don't know if Angels fart.

It already goes, that's a song. I know a song turned on what I hear a lot. I don't know if Angels fart. These poor radio guys do not get paid enough to do it. I know this poor guy. He had the fake laugh his way through that. It's brutal. What Gallagher says here makes him out to be a complete asshole.

And I know that we know that Gallagher's an asshole. But usually assholes don't say shit like this out loud, especially into a microphone. He talks about sometimes he doesn't like the theater that he's playing at. I don't know if he means like the aesthetics of it, the acoustics, the people who run it. I don't know. He's mad at theaters. We're right. How empty it is.

Right. The empty seats he says to stare at. But he gets very angry sometimes at theaters. And so he has a thing that he does. Yeah, a best thing if you hate a theater, I've learned this from him in almost two years. I get mustard then. Or butter. Oh, yeah.

Butter is, dude. Get rid of it. They've been giving me a bad time. I buy the butter. I hit a crock. Yeah. Holy shit. So if he's pissed off at them, he gets mustard or butter that's impossible to clean.

It just smashes butter all over their fucking seeds at the stage. What an asshole? That's an insane. their house and egg their house. What? That's a crazy thing to say, isn't it? Wow. Who would want to book this asshole?

I don't know. I thought he was just going to say, it takes massive dumps and doesn't flush or something. That's Senator John, you're thinking of it. Okay. Okay. And I don't wash my hands if I really don't like the people. Who would want to hire a guy who actually comes out and says, yeah, I'm going to destroy your place.

You'll have to burn it down and take the insurance money. and rebuild when I'm done with it. I'm going to rub mustard into the seats? What an asshole? When? No, he smashes the mustard with the slumatic.

Jesus Christ, that's what he's doing. He's granted something you can't clean. It's like I forgot who was talking. I forgot what his one bit was. What about the first two rows? Are they blind after that? Yeah, it's not good for you.

My eye, my doctor said, I'm not supposed to get butter in it. All right, so this is great because Ardy Fletcher, who's been bombing this entire time getting lectured by Gallagher and said one thing when you're interesting, decides to talk down to the host for no reason. Doing a good job interviewing us. We thought you're

going to be a little dirty. Well, you can't judge a book. But you're doing good. You're doing good. He is. I'm proud of him. All right. Do you have a badge? He's like the white version of Urkel. You know, I was a little... Now you're getting racist. No, he's a nice guy.

What was that? I don't know what to say. He's like, you're doing a great job interviewing us. He's like, okay. Gailger's like, are you going somewhere with this? What's the payoff on this one? Nothing? I knew it. So that insults that aren't funny and don't make any sense. So then Arty asks if the host brings his lunch to work.

And Gailger can't believe how bad Artie is. The chemistry between these two, I've never seen anything like it. Do you bring your lunch to work? Are you one of those? Yes, I am one of those. I mean, yeah. So you can. They're on the edge of their seats at home right now.

No, there are the edge of the end. edge of a rope right now. Rangue and lunch does work. Again, so I want to make it simple. This has been more than a thrill for me. This has been an inconvenient. Gallagher smash.com. That's number one.

Right. Number two, our website is Joy. Think of joy. J-O-I. Oh, I have two new poems on my Facebook. Leo Gallagher. Go and see those two poems. Jesus Christ, it's just constantly plugging.

They've mentioned at least six different URLs at this point. I have to go visit. See all this amazing content. J-O-I. Isn't the joke think jerk-off instruction? Yes, right. I just love that do you bring your lunch to work?

Does he bring his lunch to work? Holy shit, who is listening to this? What are we doing? There's no, there's a payoff. That wasn't a joke. He knew there wouldn't be, too. I think he wanted lunch. The guy says yes, and they're like,

all right, sounds responsible. He goes, I knew he's a guy who brings lunch to work. Yeah. You seem like how fruit. fellow. So Artie's been plugging this entire

time. He keeps throwing in plugs. And he's very bad at it. Western. Yep. 7 o'clock.

Pronouncing. Is that Western? Right. That's Western, he said. Yeah. He was like,

can he's get the fucking name of the points right? Jesus Christ. Like, get parts. So then, yeah,

I know. Matt, you said, lecture, Ope, he's like, can you kind of say properly

a little bit so people might look it up Not for Gaffarts or whatever you're saying. So then Gailger talks about how educational his show is. And Gailger is providing a lot of knowledge for people, educating them on things. And so Artie decides to throw in some material he's been working on.

And he's missing two very important words. I fix it all. I think this is news to your, you know, he knows that. We are better than Phoenix. You don't have to go out of line. We're doing it right in front of you. Boom. Yeah.

Now, what do you mean by Phoenix? You mean that? You know, that college? Yeah, I don't like that. The college? Yeah. Well, they thought the city. See, you didn't say enough.

Yeah. You have to say, we do better than that college online. If I walk into a doctor's office and I see graduate of Phoenix, I got a problem. Okay. He still doesn't understand. It's not Phoenix. Everyone knows that. University of Phoenix.

That's just Phoenix. We're better than Phoenix. What? Even the correction that he's trying to give him is incorrect. Because he's like, you know, the college in Phoenix University. Yeah, it's so bizarre. It already like has a joke fight. It's like, no, when I go to my doctors, I don't think they give out medical degrees.

I'm pretty sure. No. It's not a medical school, University of Phoenix. But good joke, though. Pretty good. And this continues as they argue about the University of Phoenix. Bassama Phoenix is an advertiser here on this station. It doesn't matter because they won't be anymore.

It doesn't matter. He doesn't care. Yeah, they're not going to be anymore. He doesn't care. They're everywhere, though. All there's online classes. You know, I think it's a good thing that show is tomorrow night because it seems like you two have a bit to iron out here.

You need to kind of figure out here. Yeah, Steve. It's like, Jesus Christ, can you guys get on the same page on anything? It's ridiculous. So the word iron got Gelliger going. And he starts talking about all these old-timey things. We don't do anymore. He starts talking about the phone.

Nobody yells, I'll get it. Oh, my God. You know, he starts talking about all these things that we used to do with the phone and including this. Yeah. Right. Remember phone books? Yep. Yep.

Remember when you could look up somebody's phone number. Now you don't. Remember phone sex? Why isn't there a phone book for cell phone numbers? You don't need to know the numbers because. Remember phone sex? in the middle of everything. It's just the thought.

I'm just waking up now. You're in trouble. You know, I like looking out the window of this gorgeous studio. Yeah, talk some more about things they can't. They know they live in the radio. Snow cap now. I love that. Gailor was just making some like fine observations that are family friendly friendly.

I was like, remember phone sex? And Gailor was like, why the fuck did you just bring a phone sex? It's nothing to do with anything that we're saying right now. And his response is basically, I wasn't. listening to you, I'm looking out the window. Before he said that, I'm just waking up. I'm starting to rev up. I think he thought that was a good one. You got a zinger around right there.

Because phone sex is naughty. They both think they're killing it. I think you're right. So then, Galeger's not a fan of Trump. And if you notice... Sorry, but how long did they tour together for... Five years.

Oh, my God. Yeah. According to Vini... This went out and out for five years. Yeah. Wow. You'll notice that there's like a little statue thing next Gallagher or a little cutout. And the cutout is wearing a MAGA hat,

Make America Great again. And so, again, because Artie's got great instincts, he tells Gallagher to look over at that. Hey, look to you right. Look to you right, Gallagher. No, I don't do what you're saying. No. Look at the hat.

See that? There you go. Can't get away from him. Hey, we had a lot of fun here, and I'm glad we brought your radio shops. You've done it. You've done yourself. So Arty decides to start.

wrapping up the interview. He's like, well, this has been a great segment. The whole's just like, I got two more minutes. We got a fill here, man. What are you doing? This has been fun. He goes, it's been fun. And Gallagher goes, speak for yourself.

It's very funny. So again, already goes to a sales pitch. And the sales pitch is the same one as the first one. This time, Gallagher takes notice. Yeah, come on. You have nothing to do in this town. Be there Wednesday. Make the investment.

Yeah. That's a good reason for people to come Because there's nothing else Now you've picked on the town I got everybody What if his sponsor was Pizza Hut? You didn't ask anything about that You blunder into everything

You know how about McDonald's Are they one of your sponsors? I love that place The shakes are thickened in a burger I don't get that That just makes no sense What doesn't make any sense Kilders look ahead of like

What the fuck are you talking about asshole? Stop talking right now why is what is this you have nothing else to do come out to our show how about sell us on like why i'd want to come out to your show not just that's my only option i don't know just the fact that it's like hey you know what sucks this place that you live in yeah nonstop over and over again the fuck you idiots is doing living here good thing we came here to entertain you all what is the shakes are thinking than the burger mean that means nothing and the host is poignant like ha ha good stuff Well, don't worry. I saved the best for last. This is Artie's worst joke ever. And look how disappointed Gallagher is when he hears this joke. What's a drive-through salad?

You drive-through, they throw this salad at you? Yeah. Seriously. One way to find out, I guess. I don't know. Seriously. So bored with myself. He only opens the show and then it builds for me.

Well, yeah. There's a reason for everything, right? Wow. So Gallagher's just embarrassed Did you hear what Ardy said? He's like, I don't know, I'm bored as myself. Artie knows he's bombing. Because Gilgher's just shoot daggers at him.

What are you doing, asshole? He's like, well, come out and see me anyway. All right, guys, if you want to get here late, that's fine. Missed the first 20 minutes. That's probably a good idea. I like their dynamic. Artie makes him likable. Artie makes Gallagher likable.

Right. As soon as Gallagher starts talking without Artie, he's an asshole again. That's true. I like Gailiger lecturing Artie. Yes. Someone needs to do it. Someone needs to be there for that.

All right. Last clip. These two are ending the segment and they stick the landing. You can watch it too. Here's what we do. We get an ending and then you continue. Oh, it's ruin an ending. We had it.

We had it. It was over. We were up to two minutes of good material. We'd read hard and it's time to go. Do do. Good night, sweetheart. Urkel's kind of go. We love him. Urkel. What is your call letters?

Cut! Don't say what's your call letters. It's over. You had the cut. We had the ending. Even when I tell you what you're doing wrong, you do it wrong again. Perfect ending to that interview. That's terrible.

It's not great. Five years. Five years there on tour. Wow. That's insane. Yep. We're still holding out hope that Artie Fletcher and Suther and John will get together and perform. I don't think it's going to happen.

You know, I talked about Suttering John's latest stand-up show on Devilverse Live Thursday. And 11 people in attendance, including my friend. Oh, 11 people. And John sounds to me like he better get back online. Yeah, because John said at the end of his show to Dead Silence, he goes, Well, I got tonight show and tomorrow night show and then I'm not doing anything else. No more comedy shows. No more podcasts.

Because I have a lot of haters. He took a big swing of his beer. Jesus Christ. That's, I can't believe no one shot that. Yeah. That's the shot that I need to like, if we're going to fucking end the devilverse, that's it right there. Yeah. That's how it all goes down.

That would be so fitting. It goes out in a whimper. Yeah, just in a whimper. Who would have that coming? hilarious. All right. Another guy we've been following lately, aside from Artie Fletcher,

is Jerry Banfield, who made his triumphant return to the internet. Doug, how do you feel about Jerry? Can I tell you something real quick? I was so excited when you started this stream, just reading the name of the episode at the top, because I've been following Jerry Banfield with you.

I've never been here for a Jerry Banfield segment. I'm so excited. Let's go. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey and I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great.

Beans. No, producer Chris, last time we talked about Jerry Banfield. Yes. You were very intrigued by his dating channel. He has a Jerry Banfield dating channel. I have a video that's not on that channel. However, it is called I spent $10,000 on dating to build my business. This video.

I'm already not disappointed. Yeah, this video is awesome. Take it away, Jerry. I've spent over $10,000 this year on dating help, including matchmaking, coaching, paid apps. And I'm going to talk about that on my dating channel. But the emphasis in this video is that people have been telling me, look, stop dating. Like, you need to. What?

Hold on. I love this guy so much. Thousands of dollars for people to tell you to stop dating. So he spent $10,000 this year. We're not even halfway through the year yet. So he's not paid for $20,000 to learn how to date or something like that. I love that. Whenever someone tells him about to do something, he's going to do the opposite of it.

People told me to stop dating, mainly my kids and every girl I go out of date with. in this video is that people have been telling me, look, stop dating. Like, you need to make money. You need to grow your business. Like, why are you spending time dating? Why are you spending money on dating?

And I'm like, because what I'm spending money on in dating is helping me build my business and my income. Because the two of them go together. I'm a big holistic thinker. That the, right now, dating has been the single, painful area of my life. It gets worse. It's better. Maybe it's just because

of the arrows and the placement of those. Do you think these conversations are between he and a little angel Jerry and a devil Jerry on his shoulders? And one's telling him to build his business, because who would tell him to do that? If he's a schizophrenic, that would make a lot of

sense, wouldn't that? Oh. That's why he wanted to identify as a black man. That's right. I forgot he was a black man. He's also was out an alien spaceship. Was he born an alien? I don't remember. I can't remember specifically.

So, yeah, I think he's schizophrenic. He's constantly telling us one of these conversations and that voices in his head are always arguing with him. Jerry, this is the wrong thing to do. But it's amazing how he can always justify things. He's like, well, I want to be dating and I know I can't afford it. But what if I say that I have to do that in order to grow my business? Then I get to be dating.

So there. You're right. Well, I think he's going to try to figure out how any of this makes sense. as a guy that's newly divorced within the last, I got divorced in December 20, 25 and dating has been the single most emotional painful area of my life. Which is funny because if you recently saw,

I posted a video saying, you know, how I feel rich with a negative $200,000 net worth and I'm basically burning like $5,000 a month. But that is not as painful. Yeah, I know. He's completely detached from what he's doing to his life. Yeah. The delusion is,

there he's just like I don't do a fuck how much in debt I ever am I'll go sleep in a fucking park somewhere I don't care it's like but these girls are hurting my feelings yeah I'm trying to figure that out are the dates painful or the results of the date I think it's the result okay is he getting dates where is he

finding these women online what do you mean I okay right what do you think he's finding out what not chase her I save a bunch of change how do I donate it to lemmy to offset her welfare oh that's interesting idea

she makes too much money. She can't get government assistance. Somehow, because for some reason, I just have this utter confidence. Like, I know I can make money. I know I can make a great business because I've done it before. And yet then the character building, right? Now the biggest place I've been building character

and just getting, you know, more emotionally solid and resilient is dating. And here's what happened last night. Last night, I went. I said, I paid $1,200 for my friend to coach me on dating. What? $1,200 for a pretty girl. He's younger than him to coach him on dating. I was looking at the comments on this.

People are just like, Jerry, never pay a woman for dating advice. They're the worst people to talk to about it. They have no idea. And she, I said no to another friend offering, you know, $4,500, $3,000. Munch package. Jesus Christ. Everyone just thinks he's a sucker. He is a sucker.

I know. Would you not think that? He's trying to take credit for not buying the $4,500 package of learning out of dates. I'm not stupid. I love how there's just a line of people waiting to take advantage of this man.

But I spent $1,200 just dumped in on my business credit card because it also includes photos that will update my channels. And it's going to be stories for my dating. It's going to be material. I made a video for my dating channel.

All right. I'm about the IRS. I know that you're telling this too right now. It's on my business card. But wait, wait, I swear to God, it's a business expense.

I totally can write this off. This is like my soccer podcast. Yeah. So, how's that going? You know, maybe I'll like take some of it off in the final taxes,

but like I just threw that on there because here's the thing. Maybe I'll take some of that off at my final taxes. Maybe. Maybe. Wait, Do you have to pay taxes when you've lost $200,000 in a year? I don't think so. You have negative income?

I don't think you'd owe anything. It should be good there. No, but he's a sucker all the time. He's still paying taxes? I'm doing it wrong. I've got to be quarterlies on Monday. Hi, Jerry, I'm your tax man. All right.

Will this amount do it? Just shaking him upside down. I know that the better I get at dating, the more that's going to translate into my business being successful. What I've noticed is that I've built so much emotional resilience. You have comment, Doug?

Just because you draw arrows between two things doesn't mean that they're related. See, this is me getting laid, and this is me making money. And there's an arrow that connects the deal. It's hilarious. Off of getting wrecked emotionally on dating. Oh, hold on a second.

I'm not going to back that. This is amazing. Much emotional resilience off of getting wrecked emotionally on dating. Seven months ago or eight, before I got divorced, I first got separated. My, just meeting girls and dating girls was wrecking me emotionally. Jesus Christ. Why, just take some time, Jerry. I know, man, it's fine.

Take your time. Meeting girls was wrecking him emotionally. He says crying during dinner. He remind me of my wife. I have your wife, Jerry. Will you sign the fucking paperwork? You sound just like her. Always with the paperwork.

But I've gotten so resilient now, like getting ghosted by a girl that, like, I didn't think it was going to happen. Like, it was crazy. I mean, I'll talk about that on the dating channel. Please do. I want to hear of my God. There actually is a thumbnail on his dating channel. I didn't watch the video yet. Or it's just like, go sit after first stage.

Fucking hilarious. But I'm resilient. I hope they were like cartoon tears. Aeros pointing at them. He's a fucking wreck. But the emotional resilience has made me just solid in my business. Here's what happened last night. I went out to the pier.

I did a photo shoot with Angela Hutchinson, who you may remember from the Angela Hutchinson roast on this channel. Sure. So she's beautiful, she's fun. Like she was hollering at people. She's hollering at dudes like rollerblading about how hot they were. Like I was having a blast with her last night going out to the pier, getting pictures taken. The girl that ghosted me after, you know, setting up, you know, like we're going to go out on date.

She canceled last minute. Didn't respond to anything. She's like, call her right now. I'm like, that's crazy. She's like, okay. This woman gets terrible advice as we're about to hear. But do you think Jerry that these women Google you? And see these crazy fucking YouTube channels.

Also, is this is this the woman that he's paying for dating advice? Is that what this story is? Because apparently he's also paying her to take photos of him? Yeah, so I think it is. I think it is the same woman. Wow, she's getting two checks from Jerry. That's great.

Good for her. She canceled last minute, didn't respond to anything. She's like, call her right now. I'm like, that's crazy. She's like, call her right now. So I call her, I'm like, she didn't answer. She's like, send her a video right now. I'm like, all right, shit, let's do it.

I had so much fun. You see, I... She's teaching me how to stalk a woman who wants nothing to do with me. Yeah. Are you blocked yet? No. Send her more videos. Go, go, go, go.

I had so much fun. Is that the point of this? Great question. I don't know. I was harassing what it was nothing to do with me. It was a blast. I was getting in this mind state. I'm out of the pier.

For all anybody else knows, they just see me walking around with a beautiful girl that's 15 years younger than me having a great time. They have no idea. I just paid her $1,200 dollars. They have a name for this kind of arrangement. They sure do. This is fucking hilarious.

Cherry's like, look it. Am I a desperate loser? Of course I am. Am I wrecked emotionally because no one will ever see me for a second date? Yeah, it's brutal. But there might be some idiot who things I had a hot chick last night. So I got that going for me. This guy's great.

He's amazing. That's what everybody else sees from the outside. Except the dude, she was hollered at. But I had so much fun, and it was so, put me in such a good state. Oh, he jerked off when he got home. Oh, yeah, he did. He used to be, sorry, he used to be a drug addict or an alcoholic. He was an alcoholic, right?

Like, that's just what he's chasing, right? He's chasing all of this. Okay. Just the fact that everything seems to be as long as I feel good. everything that got me to that point was worth it. Yeah, that is how an alcoholic thinks. Alcoholics think that every day should be the most fun day you've ever had. That's right.

After that, I go to my Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. 30 minutes after it ended, keep in mind, 30 minutes after the meeting ended, I go by and one of my boys is there. I'm like, hey, let's talk. So him and I talk for two and a half hours. How much they're charging? It's all about him. It's all about helping him.

It's all about his struggles right now, because he's at like this key place in his life where I think if he quits his job this whole life is going to open up but like... Jerry, no! What are you doing? This assesos giving advice to people at AA? No.

You're what you gotta do is you gotta stop paying your bills. That's a waste of time. Oh my God. He's a bitch wife of yours? Kick her to the curve, man. There's school lunch programs. Your kids will be fine. Oh my God.

Jesus Christ. He's trying to convince the guy to quit his job. He's at this key point in his life. He's like stuck in job and fear and I think he's close to making a big breakthrough. And I talked to him for two and a half hours. Now, on the surface, he's like, why are you sitting here talking to me? You can be home, you know, filming videos, making money online, building your business. I'm like, I think of his day was, seriously, why are you still here talking to me?

I have things to do. Jerry, should I get a drink? This is going on two and a half hours, Jay. Come on. Talking to you is important. It is fulfilling my mission on earth to help wake up people and make empowered people. And then I get home. I feel really good about myself.

I had an awesome day. I filmed a podcast earlier. It's called DTSP with Breton. If you search DTSP. I did. I have it coming up. Don't worry. Shit.

Okay. I have it coming up. Jerry Banfield. You should see that podcast. I filmed right before with some. friends. I didn't even hop on until then. So I had a day, I had a day with my kids yesterday. I had a day off of just winning.

I go to bed and I wake up today and I'm like, I got it. I got it. I know what to do. I need to make a school community. That's what I need to do. I need to make a school community. I need to dump all the value I have in here. I need to change my website.

So all it does is tell people to join the family. I went through and used AI to rip out the details of this. You see from all the work I put into the dating, translates into inspiration in my business. Because the part of me that's dating is not separate from the part of me that's doing business. It is, though. It certainly is, Jerry. Is there like a, I guess it would be more of a mental issue where someone is manic 100% of the time?

Yeah, right. It's not bipolar. It's just polar. That's right. The part of me that gets really excited for, you know, having another wife and kids and a family, well, my business is a big part of supporting that. And all the work I do and all the love and support and the validation you all provide gives me more confidence in dating. Those are mental gymnastics right there.

Let me explain it again, IRS. This is why I'm writing off all of my dinners. I would be very fascinating. I'm trying to put myself in the position of a woman that would date him. to listen to this during dinner, I would be fascinated. Like, I would be said they're going,

can you talk me through this again? Can you lower your voice? It's kind of like when Kate Meaney was explaining to us why she was taking all those phone calls with John Melendos. Yeah. Kate, why are you spending your time doing this? She's like,

well, you watch John show, you're fascinated by him, right? Like, yeah. It's like, well, imagine having a one-on-one with that. Yeah, okay, good point.

I get it. I can see a chick being like, yeah, let's definitely get dinner. I want to hear about all the things you're working on. The validation you all provide gives me more confidence in dating. And going out with girls and having fun with girls leaves me inspired in my business. All things we do are very related together.

So if you want to be a member of family, go to Jerry Banfield.com, join the family. Okay. So this segues nicely into his latest griff. He's got a brand new sales pitch. Oh. And this video is going to explain it all. If you're wondering how to give Jerry money, he'll explain it. The Jerry Banfield family is my community that I'm hosting on school, where if you want to talk

AI, crypto, books, content creation, YouTube, health, dating, lifestyle, making money online. If you want a call with me, if you want to access my custom AI, if you want to join me for group calls every week, if you want to go to events in person, if you want to request a specific video that I make like a crypto review or that I approach a certain show. If you want discounts on things like paid calls, if you want exclusive archives

for my old videos that are... Jerry, focus. What the fuck are you selling? Can I go to the zoo with Jerry? Yes. Yes. Yeah. He's every single, go to the zoo with you. Whatever you fucking watch.

Holy shit. There's so much. Sitting on my hard drive and I'm not just going to dump those all on YouTube again, I'm going to put them in school. I named it the Jerry Banfield family because I want this to be a community you're part of where you feel a sense of belonging and where you stay a part of the community for life. Wouldn't it be called Jerry Banfield community that? I called it a family because I want it to be a community.

I just want a family. I call it because my family left me. It seems like it's taken him this long and this many grifts to decide a cult is the way to go. Yes. a lot of communities people host are very kind of short term. Like I see a lot of YouTubers building communities, but as soon as the community kind of becomes irrelevant, like if it's built around Facebook ads,

soon you stop using Facebook ads, you leave, or it's built around dating, you leave. I want a community where you can make some real life connections with people. Give me money forever. Don't just come in to give me money until I fix whatever problem you have. Keep giving me money for the rest of your life. And this is hosted on school because that seems to be the best place to host a community today. Okay, so this is a website called School.

It's S-K-O-O-O-L. Of course, it's a cool school. It's pretty cool. And I'm going to show you what that looks like. I'll pull this up here. This is Jerry's page, Jerry Banfield Family. It's got a little introduction video you can watch. And look at that for the low, low price.

$49 a month. Oh. You become a member of this community. S K-O-O-L-U-S-A. Yes. The first 25 founding members get a free 30-minute one-on-one call with me, which is a $96 dollar value.

DM to the moment you join. Use it for YouTube, money, ICP, crypto, AI, dating, sobriety, whatever you want, help with the most. When 25 spots fill, this offer is gone. He is up to six members right now. very impressive don't give jerry banfield the number people 50 bucks a month for this and i the very

first members who join this community and then post on the welcome with your picture name and or url i'm going to repeatedly share as a thank you for the first like 25 members you are going to make it in all kinds of videos that will get collectively tens of thousands of views i'm going to thank you like crazy because the first like 25 members for this are like the most essential to to get the foundation for this. How quick he's going to abandon that?

I don't know and I don't want to steer people wrong here but honestly if I'm getting a two and a half hour lecture from Jerry Banfield with this kind of energy is it worth $50 a month? It might be. It might be.

But also we get the shoutouts in his videos forever. Oh, okay, great. That seems the deal. Yeah. What if you don't want that? Hey, how about you lose my number, asshole? Jared Rather, people didn't know we talked.

Some exclusive members only live streams. There's leaderboards in here. There's a calendar. I will post in here when I'm about to go live where I'm not going to do that anywhere else. This will be the place where if you want to be on the inner circle of Jerry Bantfield, if you want to be in like the club, the members, the people I really get to know, this will be the place to do it. If you create videos and you want me to watch them, this will be the place to ship.

What? Can we write this off? Yes, I think I can actually. If you want to know the other people and really connect with the inner circle, the Jerry Banfield family will be the place to do it. I made the membership is $49 a month to start. I hope to raise it someday. And I went back and forth with Claude, open AIs chat,

CBT and Google's Gemini about the price. $49 a month signals that, like, this is a serious investment. This is something that is meaningful that you're going to think about paying for. It's not just like a throwaway cost. Don't tell us all this. He didn't just talk to one business consultant. No, no, no, no. He talked to Claude, Chbett, GPT, and Gemini.

Yeah. And all three agreed $49. I box is the right of. He's on a Zoom call with them. I talked to multiple robots, and they all told me the same thing. Could you imagine he's just right? That's not what Claude said. Oh, why just go fucking hang out with Claude then?

Maybe I will. It's going on. I'm telling you, AI's really bad for people with mental illness. It's not good for OPE. It's not good for Joey C. It's not good for this idiot. But this gives you full access to the community, my custom AI that I'm going to train on tens of millions of

words from all of my content across. Okay. Oh, man. Wait a second. What? He's trading. So you get a special AI. Millions of words.

I know. Probably some are redundant. He's, what he's going to do is he's going to trade AI on the Jerry method. Oh. So if you ask, like, Jerry can't be available 24-7, but Jerry AI is. Jerry, I'm thinking about quitting my job and borrowing $200,000 from my credit card. That's a great idea, Carl.

Get right out of that. Thanks, Jerry AI. All of time will be only available in here from now on. This way I don't have to kind of neuter all my content and take out so many people's names and everything. I'm going to just be able to kind of dump all the content I've done into here, and you will get exclusive access in the community to the custom AI model. That last one will be deleted, and this will be the place where you get access to. there will be some cool people in the community may recognize and wait a second i just want to be

cool people i might recognize in now i'm in i can use some cool friends no offense chris if you have an audience let's say some of the fellow iCP creators oh this is great okay in st clod posse icp is some crypto thing that he's been oh okay i'm talking about me and talk about i'm talking about at the same thing. This is fantastic. Because if you're wondering, is Jerry really going to get rich doing this? Is this really like the get rich quick scheme?

It was not a question I had. I know. You have confidence in them. I do too. Because this right here is brilliant. And you are in the community. You can then sell the community and get a 40% lifetime affiliate commission. That means you get like around a little less than $20 a month.

and literally all you have to do is sell it. You don't have to do anything else. You can just literally be like, hey, I love this community, and you could share it with someone, do you think. So all you'd have to do, share it with three people,

and you'd actually make a profit, being a member of my community every month. I've got an annual option, too. So it's a pyramid scheme too. Yeah, it's an airplane game. Yeah. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. This is fucking insane.

I don't know if you guys heard of Amway before. Right. You can save 34%. I love to you that you save 40%. He's like, it's close to 20 bucks. Not exactly to 20 bucks. Just make it 20 bucks then. It's making it easy.

Oh, that's right. He's going to raise the rates later. I forgot. Yeah. Compared. He didn't say you get grandfathered in either, did he? Nope. It's $49 bucks now.

It's more expensive to the future. To paying monthly. And this annual members are huge because then you've got a nice. then they give me more money up front. Right. And I have that money. It's a long commitment. And what I envision is that this can be a community that you can be a part of the rest of your life.

You can meet up with people in person. And I'm planning to start some in person local events. If you're ever in St. Petersburg, I'm looking at maybe Saturday night. You'll have to be a member of the community. What? You mean tonight? He's getting way out ahead of his skis on this one. There was six members.

Two of them are both. ship because when he was pitching it, he already had two signed up on the screen. You can see those four members. And it's like, do you guys want to meet up next to my house this Saturday? That's insane. And then you can pop by and show up and hang out with me in person. Wow. And anything you want help with, this will be where I'm available to like film a specific

video response to a challenge you're having. Or if you want a paid call from now on, you will have to be a community member first to get a paid call and then you will get a discount based on your membership like $49 off of my regular call price and then I will have group calls in here like I'm going to every single thing I've got to give will be in the community so if you want to join go to jerry banfield dot com click on the link that says join the family and this will be the one call to action in all my videos now until it's not until we realize that no one's studying for school for 49 bucks a month That's insane.

Like, I'm confused at what I get with this 49 hours a month. It seems like, you get anything. Anything you want. You can stop by and ask him to detail your car.

Can I get a dry hand job? Yeah. With gusto. Coming right up, sir. All right, so you're hurry to promote the DTSP podcast. I want to go check this out. This is exciting. Oh, my God.

I love Jerry Bankfield so much. Me too. I can't contain my deluspy. Oh, it's fucking awesome. Coming up in a moment, I have some of his audio book that you're going to enjoy. He does read his own audiobooks, which is great. So this is Downtown St. Pete podcast. Are you guessing at what this stood for?

Downtown St. Pete. DTSP. And I love the way they start off this episode. Do you have our opening JPEG screen? What's cracking, y'all? DTSP Life. Downtown St. Pete. We are.

giving you guys the hidden knowledge, the top discussions, the angles you never even thought you knew you needed. That's beautiful. Awesome, awesome. Everybody's in a clear frequency. All right, all right. Okay. And then Stephen, are you going to be able, as we talk,

to put stuff up on the television? Where is that feed going? Is that from that laptop? It's on your tablet. Okay, great. Why is this part of the show? Is this the first episode? Yeah.

All right. This is our inaugural episode. Oh, okay. Thanks for answering that question. I am Brent Bruns. This has been a dream of mine for literally 15 years to do a reality show about downtown St. Pete. This is more of a, this is a podcast. And this is a commercial for everything happening in downtown St. Pete within-

Could he have the microphone of the more awkward position for him? This is a, this is a reality. reality show, this is a podcast, this is a commercial? Yeah, I'm very confused. The girl's really attractive, too. Are you sure? Is she wearing a witch's hat? She is, but, you know, I can fix it.

I mean, I'm into it, but not witches. We're very hyper-focused on all of the people, places, and things that are in DTSP. That stands for downtown St. Pete. Okay. So I went to the episode that Jerry said, because he was just promoting it. Oh, this isn't, okay. I thought he was on their inaugural episode. No, no, I wanted to show you guys what this is like.

All right, okay. So this episode didn't go as smoothly. Hmm. The episode with Jerry Badfield. Check this out. We are. Hold on a second. I always scrub ahead about 50 seconds or so.

Three, two, one. And take it away and... Come to GTSP life. All right. There's the entire episode. There's like a live chat that no one's in. It's got 16 views in two days. It's amazing.

Someone just opened up a microphone that was just, they're out of the pier or something. It's a terrible place to podcast from. It's not going to work at all. It's amazing. San Elizabeth. Do you want to we just

like find a random spot in the show and see what it sounds like? We don't know how good how good the sound like I'm just randomly

I'm just randomly scrubbing around that's funny. That is hilarious. All right. Do you guys want to hear Jerry Banfield's book? Please. A little bit. It's called I'm seeking a wife.

What's it about? It's about being a sim. It's fucking amazing. Check this out. To my future wife. I don't know who this woman is yet, but I'm writing a book here addressed directly to her. I'm single. I'm sober.

I'm looking to get married. have an awesome relationship and build a family together with at least two children. I'm writing this to be very clear and very intentional because that's what's worked for me in the past and all areas of my life is to set my intentions and what I'm looking for very clearly. I believe that clarity is kindness. Okay. So he wrote a book for the wife he hasn't met yet. Yeah. this book is for one person who will never exist.

Right. Correct. Oh, my God. It's insane. He's like, I want to get married and I want to have two children. Like, Hey,

this is not really first date topics. Can we slow down a little bit on this one? Jerry, you get way ahead of yourself. I want to get divorced for three years. Yeah, I know. He's already got two kids he can't afford.

He has two more kids. Wow. I assume this is just like you sit down on the first date and you're like, you listen to my book, right? can we get right to the fucking. All right. Yeah. All right.

Well, I was checking out another podcast episode. He did it's called dating a lot doesn't mean you're desperate. And this is from his dating channel. And this is fantastic. You see how his mind works. Dating a lot, having lots of first dates that don't translate to second dates, having a lot of failure in dating. It doesn't mean you're desperate.

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet shirt, though. You're right. Dating a lot, having lots of first dates that don't translate to second dates, having a lot of failure in dating, it doesn't mean you're desperate. And it doesn't mean there's something wrong with you. I've been out with at least 10 women in the last few months since I got divorced, maybe 20. I've only had two, one or two, one or two second dates. Okay.

Stop bragging, dude. He's been out with 10 or maybe twice that many. We haven't been. He's only had one or two seconds. Was it one or was it two? I think that's his fundamental problem. Numbers. He's really bad at numbers.

Holy shit. Also, clearly someone said, you're desperate and something is wrong with you. Yes. People keep saying I'm desperate. Something's wrong with you. And I've had no conversions since. So what? Wait, are you dating

Lesbians? I'm not getting to first base. I'm sure like into second base. Conversions. Third base. Who can fucking get there. Conversion. November, and that wasn't even a date.

She's came to my house and already... Oh, hold on. We back that up. Persions. Since November. And that wasn't even a date. She's came to my house and I already knew her. And it wasn't very good.

And I wouldn't do that again. I mean, it's good for her. At least in a short term, until I said I didn't want to see her again. So. Wow. Cherry. She was trying to leave and that's what I said.

Well, I don't want to see you again. Get the fuck out. Dating a lot. Often a lot of people make the mistake thinking that, you know, if you're going out on dates, you're getting rejected, that that's failure. It's like, no. Some of us are more of a niche offering than others. If you're a pretty basic person, you might not have to date that much to find another basic person to be compatible with you.

But if you're, yeah, what are you like? Interesting. Make a lot of money. Have a big dick. Like, insane. Real, basically. Just. Fun to hang out with.

Don't drive people nuts. Basic person. Got it. Full-time YouTuber like me, who's alive and full of life and is very, you know, grounded in what I think and is a man with that masculine energy who already has two kids. And it's. Hold on. I'm sorry.

You're scary, Jerry. Just me is. Masculate energy. Did you hear that? It's a man with masculine energy. That's what's scaring the women away. It's just too masculine. Look at all the women in the AI aren't walking away from him.

Show how I interact with women on the beach. Claw's like, here you go. Divorced, that's not every woman's type. I like to think of this like ice creams even though I don't eat that stuff because I'm not putting that crap in my body. He's vegan, so he doesn't eat ice cream. But he's got a great analogy here. I'm like a pistachio-flavored ice cream or gelato.

That's not every woman's favorite flavor. In fact, most women probably don't like pistachio-flavored gelato or ice cream. And yet, for the women that do, there's no substitute for it. for the women who's favorite flavors pistachio, and they're getting three scoops, and they're not having vanilla, they're not having chocolate, they're not having chocolate.

And they're swelling all of that ice cream, right ladies? So great. They'll leave a drop on their chest. They need that pistachio. Without that pistachio, they might not even get ice cream. If it gets in their hair, that upset about it.

They cut you some slack, because they love it so much. Might not even. so you should take that pistachia away so they just got to eat whole plant food. So a lot of our programming that we get sent is that if you have to go out on a lot of dates,

you know, you're desperate, you're sad, you're lonely, you're going to be alone forever. Bullshit. He keeps saying the truth out loud. Oh, yeah. It's the best. You know, a lot of people saying I'm a loser. I'll never find someone who's interested in me romantically. I'll show you. The way I look at it is

dating a lot is character building. The more women I go out with, it builds my character. It builds my story. I went out with a girl who said she's seen an alien spacecraft. I went out on the first day with the girl who said she's seen an alien spacecraft. She said she saw me get out of it. I'm going to go. And I can assume that's the least insane thing said during that day. Do you think we were just fucking with it? Like, what can I say to this guy? Right. Get him away from me.

My dad's black. All right. Finally. He got up and left. In person. All right. I'm like, that is a memorable first date right there.

That is so memorable. I love that and will always remember that. And that's what I'm talking about. Like, that's so cool to have that kind of experience where you end up having this date that adds value to your life that you remember. And you're like, man, that's cool.

where I know someone now and I've had an experience with them that's memorable and all the girls I've went out with even though they've just been... Hold on a second. So this chick saw a UFO in person

which is a memorable experience one that you would tell people about like holy shit I saw a UFO you'd repeat that story. This guy heard about a girl who saw a UFO and he's like I had the most memorable experience you heard about a thing that was memorable

that's memorable? I don't think he understands How that works Also the point of the story is A girl who saw a spaceship Would not go out with me more than once Right Isn't that great?

Is that character building? And states? Man, even though I've just went out with them once Like they've added value to my life They've added value to my story They've expanded my awareness I treasure those first dates And especially when I find

what I'm looking for, then one day I'm going to go out with the girl and there's not going to be any more first dates with anybody else. So I'm treasuring the girls. Because that's when I go to jail. Just my cellmate. And Jerry, give us an example. How did they change you?

How have they influenced you? It's not just I met a girl who saw an alien. Spaceships. How are they improving you? That's a great point. None of this makes any sense. I am going to just only have a first date with them. He actually has built up a tolerance to pepper spray.

Dating a lot should be thought of as a gift because dating is one of the easiest contexts where you can actually just meet random strangers and have a deep, connective conversation with them. Whereas a lot of other things in life, you can't do that. Like it's not very easy to meet some stranger and then just have a conversation with them. And that's why dating, I treasure dating. I treasure all the dates I've been on. I'm super grateful for all the girls I've been out with. So what is describing right now is something a desperate loser would say.

Yeah. Because I got to meet people and have conversations with them. And it led nowhere. So that was a waste of everyone's time is what you're describing. Yeah, but no, I was talking to a person. Instead of just my AI box. He is using the word stranger and awful love. It's weird.

This guy is lonely. And I just want everybody know, like, date, date, as much as you can, as many people as you can. I would restrict, do not hook up with people, minimize having sex with people. Okay. Oh, okay. This is brilliant, Jerry. So what you're saying is, I should be buying dinner for two every night. Make sure that this is on me for this.

amazing conversation where they lie to me about shit that they think it's cool and I never get my dick wet. Awesome. Let's go. Whoa. What are you doing? Hey, that's my penis in your mouth. Did you know that?

I thought this was a date, young lady. I'm sorry. That's where you can really get in trouble. To me, if I'm just going out on first dates, it's, it's lighthearted. It's, it's just having fun. Dating. ideally should be fun. So if you want to talk more about dating,

if you want all that I've got to offer, go to jerrymanfield.com. Join us in my brand new school community here. Oh, remember he said that he was emotionally wrecked from dating? Yeah. He must have actually got the second base of some chick who then goes to them and he can't get over it. Yeah.

So he's like, just don't kiss them or touch them. He don't turn, Carl. He told us that. That's really pathetic. I love this guy just goes on the, internet and just tries to justify because I said so. Everything I'm doing is great. Yeah. Everything you're doing is terrible.

Such weird childish behavior. And I love it so much. It's so fun. Speaking of childish behavior. Opie did a show on Friday called F. Ben Stiller. You're not the only Knicks fan. And he's introducing a new regular.

It's not enough to just have Ron and Tony P. We now have a fourth person. on the show with him. Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. There it is. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.

It's F.U. Friday. Oh, what a crew today. We got Ronnie Babes. We got Tony P. And we got our new friend, new to me, by the way. I mean, you guys have known Eric Marino for a while. But he's becoming a bit of a reg on this thing on this fine FU Friday. Eric, I feel like I'm golfing with my dad and his

buddies. This is terrible. It's terrible. Eric Marino, who apparently wrote for the Ellen sitcom, had some other writing credits. I wanted to look into the sky a little bit. Why is this loser hanging out with opia 6 a.m. on a Friday?

So I went to check him out being interviewed a year ago on Christy Miller's show. You know about Christy Miller show? No. Of course not. It's 335 subs. Okay. So this is learning more about Eric Marino, our new friend. Oh. he's a long time comic he's a writer he wrote from everything from Ellen's sitcom you know Ellen DeGeneres a sitcom at all the way up to S&L so I'm old he's written it so um really funny

he calls his company 17% funnier and he's hysterical as fuck and give it up for Eric Marino oh my god thank you thank you for having me yes I can make anyone 17% funnier and the reason you wanted pride, yes, it's June. Yes, it's Pride Month people here in America. And my great contribution to the LBGT community is that I was a writer's assistant. My very first year as a writer's assistant, I was on the episode where Ellen DeGeneres came out of the closet. As like that's one of my, so my credits is you ask me, you ask me, how do I want to be introduced? Well, he wrote for Ellen, we, I mean, he wrote for S&L, weeds in the episode of Ellen when he came,

when she came out of the closet. Like, yeah, that's what I, that's what I did. I was there. I was a writer's assistant. So for all you gay people, you're welcome. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. I did that.

That's right. What is she doing? What is this mic messed up? Why does it have a lab mic on? I don't know. When they're also talking into microphones. Oh my God. I didn't even.

Yeah, like, they're sitting way too close to each other. It's awkward. And this guy wrote for wheeze? Is that how wee knows him? Weeds. Oh, weeds the TV show. assuming, yeah. Oh, God. Okay, so Asanao and Weeds and Ellen, he's the reason why Ellen came out of the closet, which is great. And we're going to find out just how funny he is when he rolls with Opie coming up in a minute. But first, Opie does the thing that Tom Myers always does that I always criticize. When you have a whole panel full of people, you've got to kind of talk to them individually. What's going on, guys?

fucking hilarious. I love there was a pause. Who's going to go first? What's going on to guys? But they're very excited that Eric Marino is on the show now. They have big plans for him. We actually have a real writer on the show. I know.

Maybe he could write for us. I'm just here to take dictation right now. Hey, Eric, you want to make us take dick. Hey, Eric, you want to make us funnier. not get a lot of money to do it. I can make anyone 17% funnier Opie. That's the that's the Marino guarantee. All right.

So this guy's like Mike Morris, it seems like where he's like, ah, I've written for all these TV shows, I got all these credits, and you can pay me money and I'll make you funny. And you know it's funny because it's 17% funnier, which is very specific. Yeah. How would you even measure that? That's good stuff. So that's his business. That's his

calling card. So he's always telling people about. Now, Tony P is not a sports fan. And what happened this past week, I bet even nice Doug knows about this. The Knicks were down 29 points in the third quarter of the Spurs. Miraculous comeback, the biggest comeback in the history of the NBA finals. Wild.

Came back and the way they won two is 1.2 seconds to go on that tip in. Unbelievable. And so all of New York is talking about this. It was such a crazy game. One day the Knicks were definitely out of that game. Tony P. did not watch the game because Tony P. doesn't care about sports. instead what Tony P. was doing.

Get ready for this? He's having sex with his wife. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. So he explains it like, hey, guys, I didn't see the game. That's because I was raw dogging, the old lady. And that turns into, and by way, this is a very important element. This gets brought up a lot in this episode.

So that turns into hilarity with all these guys. Maybe the person who won the game was Tony P., everybody. Maybe you can. his wife's vagina for the most historic, the most historic comeback in NBA finals, okay? And by the way, I'm not a Knicks fan, but I'll tell the truth when I see it. And Tony P's penis save game four.

There it is. You know what? Your vagina made the Knit's way. Tony, you know what you got to do tomorrow night. You know, don't turn on the TV. Get in there. Tony, get in there. Baby.

slam dunk your wife's vagina Ron Slab dunk your wife's vagina Run does he know how sucks works Or basketball What a fucking retard James Key legend Eric Marino got booed as an open mic host

in 2018 He had the video of that I'd love to see it This guy's a hack Oh my God, you see that? He's just like Ah, yeah, your dick won the game. MVP of the game. And you think that they'd be like, uh, Sherika, new.

This goes on. And Eric Marino has other funny jokes as related to Tony P fucking while the Knicks Heather historic come from behind victory. Tony, I think we need your dick to open the straight of her most. Can we get you on a boat? I think we could settle this right now. Let's get him on a boat. All right.

He's going to solve our issues over in Iran. pretty amazing. It's amazing what this guy's dick can do. Get it? Because it's not really what caused the Knicks to come back and win. Oh. So I wouldn't do any of these things.

Ron wants him off this show. Get him on a boat is really like, get him on a boat, get him off this show. Yeah, make more room for me. That's right. Yeah, he took my best friend away from me. And now he's blown up my spot with all this sex talk because I'm not getting any.

Right. So Ron has an observation Because he works at the restaurant there, the beer garden, whatever it is. And he says, all of a sudden everyone's got Knicks gear. They're all wearing brand new Knicks gear. These fair weather fans. Oh, he got a brand new jersey, I see. Do you even know the starting lineup?

Ron's pulling one of those things. But then he makes an observation. Like there's another version of these new Knicks fans. And this is mental. They wouldn't be able to give you the lineup. And here's the other Fairweathered Knicks fans. They don't even have. Nick's shit.

But you know what they're wearing? Mets shit. Because it's the same fucking colors. So half the people, half the fucking people at the Knicks game at work, we're wearing Mets hats and shirts. They didn't even have Nix shit. But it's the same fucking colors.

It's the T-Moo Nix wear. They can't afford the NICs stuff. So let's just put the Mets stuff on. I like that. Fair weather Nick fans are wearing Mets gear. That's a good one. Ron has this problem. When he gets a laugh, he repeats himself.

Yeah. He can't help it. Yeah. And the fact that everyone went, whoa, what an observation. If I saw a guy in New York City wearing Mets gear, I'd assume he's a Mets fan. Yeah. I'm like, oh, we'd jump on the bandwagon with the Knicks. Like, no, I was at the game earlier.

Can you read? Yeah, it's the Mets. It's baseball season. Right. Like, literally the Mets are playing in that city right now. Right. I don't understand why I'll say that's a hot take. And honestly, I appreciate that.

Like, if I go to a Phillies game and I see people in Eagles gear, that's kind of cool. Like, that's totally fine. You're at the Phillies game. I assume you're a fan. You don't need to dress like the players. It's fine. Right. I like that idiot Eric was just like, whoa!

He's added something with that one. Then Opie has to raise his hand. He's like, I got a joke. Timu, Nick's gear. Okay. Good stuff, Opie. Thanks for raising your hand. All right.

You ready for the beginning of the callbacks? Ron is talking about the riots in Belfast, Ireland. I don't know if you're familiar with this. It's in the news, but there's some people who are not happy with some of the immigrants who are there in Ireland, and that's what they're discussing. Don't fuck with the fighting Irish. Don't fuck with the Irish. I'm being serious for a second.

Anybody from New York? By the way, I'll have you know nothing was going on in Belfast when Tony was fucking his wife, okay? Just the streets were calm and collected. It's like, yes, if we could just, by the way, get him off the podcast right now. We can fix some world's problems right now. Tony, you can go over the straight of all moors. I'll be right.

I was going to say you think you could take care of gas prices. Get in that room. Get in there. Did he just say he's going to the straight of him is? Did you just say your wife has a... Can you drill for some more oil? Could you just think if you do a little... We need some exploration.

shouldn't. Is your wife's vagina mind? Her vagina is Italy. Her mouth is Ireland. All right. I'm like, Ireland. And you're fucking your wife. That's going to do this. And then Tony P's like,

yeah, her mouth is Ireland. They're like, they just sucked all the fun out of this. Wow. That was so brutal. They're having way too much fun out of one comment that was made.

Tony P. Everyone's laughing at everything. It's how how Tony P. bombed. It doesn't matter what you say. He's slam dunker pussy. Like, ah, good stuff, guys. So that Tony's going to remind us that he's hot.

Tony P. Really, he's always showing off his chest, his nipples. He loves being the hot guy on the show. You know what happened to me yesterday? Oh, what, Tone? I got, I got told that I looked like Jeffrey D. Morgan. Oh, sure. All right.

That's a good looking guy, bro. You're obsessed about looking good, Tone, aren't you? Yeah, a little bit. It's kind of weird that you just like threw it out there out there out of nowhere. Someone thought I was like this hot actor. Cool, man. Good for you. And nobody was talking before that.

Is that just like a dead spot on this show? Yeah, it's just looking for a spot. Wow. It's just looking for nonsense. Man. Is there a weather report? I can see he's at the beach. Does he give us a weather report at all?

It's too busy, man. It's jam-packed this episode. There's no time for that. That's why I'm here, Opie. So Opie decides to go on his phone and look this actor up to see if he's correct or not. And shout out to Haste freely for pointing this out to me. What you're going to see here is performative Opie. He gets on his phone.

He Googles it. He finds the image. And then he waits for people to stop talking for to be a little low. And then he reacts like, wow. You know what? You know what? Someone said to me yesterday. What?

I look like Danny DeVito and the penguin. Holy shit, you do look like him. Yeah, bro. I wasn't seeing it at first. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just put a bat, put a big... What the fuck, dude?

Tony'd be so happy with himself. You see that, though? Like Roddy's doing his stupid little penguin bit. And then as soon as he's done with that, he's like, wow! This is incredible. And again, the old man holding the phone up to the camera. Well, I hate that so much because Opie should know how to use Stream Yard.

Should be able to just pull up a tab and go to a website and look things up. I mean, even that nerd talk guy was able to pull it up and look at a good web search. And do a great job of it, but he was able to use it to a degree. But even when Ron sends him material ahead of time. So Ron preps for the show. and he says opi yeah i know he says opi some images and he wants opi to pull up on the screen and opi couldn't be bothered so he's like i didn't download any of that shit i'm not going to put it on the screen so riz's like well it you have it so if you can show it that'd be very helpful

all right here's my f upe uploads the pictures here's one of my fs thing huh i'm not uploading anything today you have it there's where's one of my effus oh zes has made our celebrities unrecognizable. I can't tell who's who anymore. Well, we got some. All right, we got some examples. Go ahead.

Well, you send me these four. All right, hold on. Who's the person to the very upper left? Who is that? Go closer. That's Kelly Osborne. And I, who's the person? Who's the person beside her?

I think that might be Kennedy from Fox, right? In old MTV? No. All right. So now he's doing this thing where he's like, all right, look at that image. The Opie has to hold up to his camera to show everyone. And he's like, guess who that person is? You know, this person's obviously, I don't know Zempeg lost a lot of weight.

Looks different than they used to look. So you'd think you'd just be like, I'll tell you who it is. No, no, no, no. He's going to play the guessing game. Are you serious? This continues. This goes on forever. I spent it up to 1.5x speed because this is nonsense.

It's a whale bovo. Who is that? That's, uh, I don't know. Eric, take a guess. I don't know. I really don't know. That's Ozempic. Does anyone want to take a guess?

Is it Sarah Jessica Parker? No. Dude, does anyone else? Dude, it's making you unrecognizable. I'll give you a hint. Yeah. Her brother's a very famous actor. Oh, Julia Roberts?

Oh, my. That's Julius Roberts? No. Oh, I'll give you another. I don't know how to give you a hint, but I'll give it away. I don't know how to give you a hit. It was a movie. By the way, her brother,

her brother started a movie where he played a hitman, and it was so good. How good was it? It was so good. All right. Her brother started a movie called, Hey, Obey, what's that movie?

My $2? Is that how Rookup? Joan Cusack. That's Joe Cusack. That's fucking Joe Cusack on Ozeptic. What was the point of any of that? Fine. I don't have you heard Eric at one point just goes,

just tell us, man. What do we do? How many fucking, we're playing 20 questions on the show now? We don't know who it is. Tell us who it is. How many times is Opie going to show it? Oh, yeah, I know.

He's very, he's very excited to play show and tell. Which is, which is funny. Taylor Swift was at the next game. I don't know if you saw this. Taylor Swift was there with some friends and they were wearing shirts.

They were wearing cute little shirts. that had things like her shirt said, No, close. Her shirt said Stevie Nix, but it was spelled with a K. And then the other girls had other funny names out of them that had the Nix worked into it, right? I get it.

Yeah, that's fun. It's good stuff. Opie has a joke prepared for this, and he can't wait to tell it to us. Switches her shirt out, and she gets to sit in the front row and make believe she's a Nix man. With her girlfriends,

they look like they were at a bachelorette party. All they needed was the fuck and penis straws as they were sitting there. A few moments later. Well, and I say something? By the way, that is pretty clever. Stevie Nicks and she had the Nix in quotes. That was pretty clever. They look like they're at a

Bachelorette party. We just need penis straws for their drinks. So the penis straws joke didn't work the first time. Doesn't work the second time. And the worst part is, the day before this podcast, Opie tweeted this.

Oh, of course. All they're missing is the penis of straws. What? Opie is fucking John Melendez at this point. I was going to say. That's so insane. Opie's workshopping shit on Twitter.

It doesn't work. And he has to repeat it twice more on his podcast. You get up with a joke. And he couldn't wait for it. So they start talking about Taylor Swift's Stevie Nick shirt. You can see it right there.

And then there's Nicole Kidman and the nickelback are the other hilarious shirts. So that's the discussion. These are less clever now that I look at them. I was expecting something pretty great. It looks like my mom made these and gave them to them. Well, so anyway, they're talking about the Stevie Nicks shirt specifically,

and Tony has to interrupt this conversation. Yes, and Stevie Nix T-shirts should go viral, okay? And she should get 17% of it. You know, that's his thing. 17%. That's the line. That's good, Eric. You know, can I say something?

To all the sports teams, to all the sports teams owners out there, you can rent my cop to save your team too. Thank you, Tom. Jesus Christ, he had to bring this back. Guys, could we start talking about my dick again and how I was fucking my wife the other night? He doesn't like sports, Carl. He's not in the conversation.

Right, right. So that's how we had to bring it back to him. And now everyone's got Tony Dick jokes for us. You're a man of the people. Thank you. I don't know if he calls him. I swear to God. though, that's the weird thing.

Tony's alter ego. Tony's alter ego and I see it and he'd probably make a lot of money doing it. Yeah. You don't have to be gay, Tony, but if you did gay porn, you'd make, you, you would be a millionaire. God, they all trip over each other to talk about his dick.

And then this whole thing where Ron's like, you know, you'd make a lot of money in gay porn. The guy's 57 years old. That ship has sailed. Maybe a millionaire doing gay porn. And Tony's fixing his hair the whole time. I know he's feeling so hot right now.

I'm so complimenting him. Gay poor doesn't pay very well. Do you know why? Every gay guy wants to do it. You know what I mean? There's a gay guy that's like, I'm modest. Not me. So Opie has to remind us that you can give him money.

25 minutes into the show, he's like, by the way, you can give me money. Also, it's Super Chat Friday. If you guys want to throw a few bucks to pay for this mess, We would greatly appreciate it. And then, of course, I got the QR code for the tick removal flame thrower. Donation over $10. I will send you a handwritten note. And people are getting their handwritten notes as we speak.

So thank you for donating. Hey, a personalized handwritten note by Greg O.B. Hughes. Are you fucking kidding me? Get your Christmas stalking stuff is now. And all you need is a time machine, a go back in time. So that thing is worth a. worth something. Why are you doing this to yourself, Opie?

Yeah, this is so sad. He's always decided to write hand-written thank-you notes for ten bucks. And I was just like, yeah, I know it's pathetic. Yeah, it is pathetic. Why are you doing that? You don't need to. Put more value on your time. Opie, what are you doing to yourself?

Well, let's go back over to Opie's Twitter. See what he's tweeting about. Oh, good. He writes, Elon Musk became a trillioner today, and I made $16. I suck. the link to his little PayPal Donator Donator thing

Oh no Look at guys I'm being cute about it He he he give me money Tee he It's unbelievable He podcasts with poor people And it begs for money

While you look at the Atlantic Ocean Behind him It's pretty incredible Sell a few of your houses Do we still not have Ron's PayPal We still don't have Ron's PayPal They won't give it to us Because Ron was

Opie scared Ron and the thinking that if he gave us his Venmo, that we'd know his social security number and his home address. I heard that on the last episode. I just didn't know if anything had changed. I haven't seen it yet. This Wednesday and today.

The comments underneath Opie begging for money. Some of your houses just put it in the S&P and you can be a millionaire in a year. This is kind of sad. If you want to make big money, do a show with Carnival Electric. The guy's a money machine. Look at the millionaire begging for money.

You say a lot of things about nuclear war. On the plus side, no more Opie. you're not pen handling you're right you do suck you fucking loser you got enough handouts your whole career starve bitch you can't expire soon enough let us donate to Ron hashtag gatekeeper

yeah so yeah he's not getting positive feedback on this stuff I'm not sure what he thinks he's doing with it but Tony P when he hears about making money he's got an interesting idea I'm selling naked I'm selling nude pictures

I'm selling nude pictures of myself this is what guys can do with them. Guys, they can buy this new picture and they can send it to the ex-girlfriends and say, look, I upgraded. That's a smart business move. It actually doesn't make any sense. So men are sending

his picture to their girlfriends saying that they upgraded. Yeah, so you used to date a girl a few years ago, you haven't gotten over it, and you want to stick it to her. So you're like, look at what I'm doing. I'm fucking this old guy. This custodian. He was a custodian.

I'm fucking this old custodian who lives in a one bedroom and in the Bronx and the woman's supposed to be like fuck I messed up to think I had this man and I put him to slip through my fingers. He might be a little too stone

to make that joke. I didn't get it at all and Opie goes, that's a great business idea. Yes, I think it's great Opie. Good stuff. So Eric our seasoned comedy writer

the man who's going to be bringing the show up 17%. See, I did it. He's got a brilliant idea. And he's got to go back to the Tony P. P. P. And he's got to go back to the Tony P. P. P.N. As well, one more time. Look, here's, are you feeling unlucky? How do you feel cursed?

Then right now, Super Chat, Tony Pee, and he will go fuck his wife and revoke the unlucky streak in your life. Tony Pee's Pee will save your soul, okay? You're having unlucky and love, you just super chat us right now, and he'll get right in there, and he'll turn this around for you, okay? Not that I wanted to hear that horrible joke, but Ron is got Tourette's or something. They're talking about him. So he's just screaming like a child. Hey, me, me.

The fact that fucking Eric Moreno brings it back to the Tony's dick jokes again. And Opie's going, yeah, this guy, he's got it. last one this is again eric continuing on with this horrible premise you this is tony now he will put his f u friday this is an f u friday and tony p is putting the f in f u f in friday and he's going to turn the beat around turn the beat around i know that's what am i a hack okay so i and so on these television shows there is a room of writer right? Like, it's not chill.

Okay. Oh, we should just stick with Rod. This is too much now. Yeah, definitely. It's overwhelming with all these idiots on the screen. Speaking of idiots on the screen, people should check out your YouTube channel. Good times, great movies. That's right.

This idiot does a podcast. And it's on YouTube or wherever you listen to podcasts. Check it out. What do you guys review recently? We just did rad. Somehow, yeah, somehow it took us forever to get to that BMX romance. I was watching a little bit of your guy's show on Rad, and I saw that movie when it came out, like everyone my age. Oh, nice.

But I have not seen it since. And I remember it being really bad. Don't watch it. You should watch the BMX dance sequence. Yeah. That's worth it. It's fantastic. Yeah, that's fucking cool.

But the movie's horrible. It was no gleaming the cube for me, you know? No, no. No gleaming the cube. Thrashing. All that great stuff. Thrash him. I forgot about that.

Yeah. Well, Doug, thank you so much for coming by. doing the show with us today and selecting the podcast that we reviewed. That was great. Hang out. We're going to do some internet news and we'll be back right after it. Internet News with Jenny Jingles. From Spotify, some guy in New Hampshire asks,

is this Road to Philly podcast Joe Matteries' attempt at one of those Choose Your Own Adventure Books and podcast format? If you want Joe to flip the kitchen table and throw dinner against the wall, go to episode 15. Dr. Dread informs us. When you cover podcasts that are this terrible, it's actually hard to listen to. Why do we do this to ourselves? From Discord, Puberts 69 proclaims

Jerry Banfield is a national treasure. Connor Riffs, I'm wealthy on the inside, which is why I keep spending actual money. Chumi Chumi explains his gift. Newy loved Bill Burr so much you'd have to have a mini one to keep close. From Patreon, Chris Atrello Pines, I think Joey Matras is rage-baiting his wife

into coming on the show. He wants to do a Voss Bonnie type show, but the only way to make that happen is to piss her off as much as possible from his podcast that she has to come on to comment. It's not the worst idea he's ever had. Blart Samson suggests. Hope he should clap back at Crackamiko with a disc track of his own.

Farmry Todd is in. Imagine that boomer beatboxing a disc track would be epic. Fexacious Littigan is outraged. Carl, I can't believe you've talked about Jerry twice now without remembering the time he got banned from Facebook gaming for transitioning into a black man. By far one of his funniest arcs, and he went viral after it happened.

American Thais gets it. Am I the only person that thinks this was a great show? S.J. and stuff are unprepared, self-absorbed and ask idiotic questions. It's perfect. And from YouTube, Bucket's 50 shares, my favorite thing about John is that he genuinely doesn't know he is a bad person. Mountain Man notes,

look at Mr. Fox's body language. Arms crossed, leaning back, and dismissive of John. He can't stand John. Tony Perkins' lesions points out, John's superpower is never learning. He worked with the biggest broadcasters and is the worst broadcaster. Whiskey and Cigar reminds us, Love that D-Duc thought there wouldn't be any material on him if he stopped streaming.

76 spasel riffs. John asked such penetrating questions. Bruce Ox 20 inquires, Does Stet Joe just laugh to fill in the noise? Chris Green explains, it's not the amount of laughing at everything that haunts me, but the aggressiveness of the laughs themselves. He can't even get a sentence out without giggling like a child talking about boobies.

Alisa Ortiz comments love these episodes. John is a loser, and Gartner fan plays us out with, I'm afraid you're bad-mouthing losers by comparing them to John. Thank you for the update on the internet news with Jenny Jingles and producer Chris putting that together for us. Always appreciated.

Also, I mentioned at the beginning of every show that on our website, I don't mention this on my show, I should. On our website, there's a physical address. You can send us stuff, if you'd like. I just got this in from Theo Freer this week. This is a poster. I got a bunch of these. It's the fight of the century,

the puppet versus the drunk. You can see Tuki and Senator John. What's incredible about this are all of the different people He's worked into the audience behind him. I think I've made out just about everyone. There's a few people I have questions about. But if you look closely there, you can see a lot of the folks that you recognize showing up.

And even above Shulie's head there, even Vegas beer sales, Jerry. He made the cut. Made it to the fight. Which is great. So thank you very much, Theo, for sending that in. All right. We do voicemails on the show. and call into the show.

Tell us what you're thinking. Of course, it's brought to you by Gary and San Diego's Ghost. It's a bunch of crap. Swing in a minute. Rock and roll. Here's a theory about Kevin Brennan. I don't think Kevin Brennan is lying about what happened. The stories with Number One Son and the pilots and all that stuff.

I think he believes what he's saying. I think Kevin is getting older and is starting to have massive problems with his memory. That's what it sounds like to me. The way he was trying to talk through it and stuff, I know family members that have gone through this. And he sounded like them. Yeah. I think he was getting frustrated with people saying he was lying because I don't think he believes he was lying at all. I think he believes he was getting to the truth.

as best he knows it. I think you've got some serious memory problems. Anyway, love the show. See you. I would not be surprised. He seems to be suffering from dementia to some degree. I'm going to give you some real local Philly information here. And I don't think it's going to be super

surprising. But there are two colleges in Philadelphia that are rival universities, Villanova and St. Joe's. And of course, because his brother went to Villanova, he went to St. Joe. Oh, no shit. Yeah.

God, this entire life is just ruled by his rivalry with his brother. Yeah, and he loses. He loses every time. Oh, what do you think about Joe Madderice's show? The Road Back to Philly. I love it. I love, when you guys cover him, I find it fascinating. I find him fascinating. You know, I forgot.

You're a Philly guy. I should have done that today with you. The show makes no sense. I know. So excited to see what happens. I know. Did you see the poll he put out? I think I talked about this on Devilverse Live. He put out, he wants to know, it wasn't a poll. He wants you to leave a voicemail and give him the downsides of moving back to Philly or South New Jersey. What would you think about that?

Any thoughts? No, I did. No, first of all, I did not hear the results. I did not hear any of the results. I thought maybe you'd have some thoughts on that. No, it's fantastic here. Interesting. Interesting.

Okay. Some guy kept calling me and talking to me about dental. to work and what it costs. What? I want to head on, actually, because I'm looking at my bill again. I actually got two bills. One of them was with the bone grafts. The one of them was without.

2000 is with. It's 1,000 with them. So what fucking Dennis is, Opie seeing? He's paying way too much, or he's scanning us again. Huh? Hold on. Something through that? I don't know.

I think Opie was explaining that he goes to a dentist in Manhattan. And the dentist was saying, like, yeah, you know, our fucking rent is really high right here, man. I got to charge more of the most dentists would. It's kind of how that works. All right. Here's a familiar voice. Hey!

You're trying to go somewhere, and the shit is the same for... Oh, shit. This is a wrong voicemail. I'm a fuck, all mine. Call her to Joe Mannerie's show. That's what you meant to do there. Always going to hear from BPG. Yes.

Awesome. This is a weird one. Hey, what's with all these fucking fags? And I'm half a fag so I can say that. Right. Taking the name, Oscar. I've heard that name come up a lot in the outer spectrum of sexuality. It reminds me of the George Carlin bit where you talked about gays, taking all the good, strong names like Bruce and Lance.

I think there's something behind this. The only fucking Oscar, I want to know, is Oscar the motherfucking grouch. Word to your mother. Okay. I think I was fired up about that for some reason. Was that a George Carlin bit that I only heard on The Simpsons, or is this guy confused? I don't know. It's a good question.

Okay, all right. On Devilverse Live, which, by the way, Woke Dad is back. Very exciting. If you were a fan of Who Are The Socials and you didn't follow us over to Devilverse Live, get that on your podcast app because Woke Dad is back. We had a whole segment on this most recent episode, which is fantastic. And one of the things that I was talking about with Mike was people who complain about working too much when their job is a podcaster.

And I said, yeah, it's bullshit. I put a lot of work into my shows, but I can just stop working on it and jerk off whenever I want. So I can't complain about the prep work that I do. Well, this person's responding to that. Hey, Carl, on the most recent Davilverse Live, you were talking about how your job's awesome because you can jerk off anytime you want. Now, that's cool.

But anybody at any job can jerk off anytime they want. Okay. Tug's got his thumbs up. I know he's a teacher. I'm a teacher. I shouldn't have done two thumbs. That's just a one thumb. So the reason why I'm playing this is because I want to know, do guys jerk off at work?

Is this a thing? Please call in. This is more important than flour or corn tortillas. I need to know. Are you guys jerking off at work? And if so, what is your job? Because I'm admitting it. I jerk off at work, but I'm in my house.

it's fine and I'm sitting in front of my computer which is where I jerk off anyway. So it's very convenient. I used to work maintenance and in the bathroom there was a lot of pornography for a workplace. A lot

for a workplace. I would think any pornography would be a lot for a workplace. I was impressed. All right. Well anyway, Calwin, let us know. or write it in the comment section. Are you jerking off at work?

And if so, what do you do? This is for you, Chris. Producer Chris is a felon. Sue me. Damn, lawsuit coming down the pike. My friend, you can't be saying shit like that. Good thing you didn't say that about Frog. He's more of the suing kind

than producer Chris for my experience. All right, this has been fantastic. Again, Doug, thank you so much. for coming on. Yeah. Thank you. It's always fun. Sorry, I have a cold and I can't talk and my voice sucks.

And I didn't notice. You're very sweet to say that. No, I don't. I know. It's very obvious. Do you both have a cold or? I always have a cold. Okay.

It's very frustrating right now. But it's getting better. I'm getting better. I'm getting something before I started the show. With that said, I got to go, bye. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over. Bye. Boom.

of playing his hit volley Vinny Paulino because he's so fat Okay, bye No one who speaks German could be an evil man