Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep736 - Jerry Banfield, Opie & Ron, Chad Zumock, Whitney Cummings

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

Jerry Banfield got some amazing news and he is riding high! After creating the Jerry Banfield Family on skool.com and updating his website with AI, all he needed was one more thing to happen… paying customers. I’m happy to report he’s now half way to having paying customers. Howard Stern recently performed a stellar version of “the Wheels on the Bus” for his grandchildren and lucky for us he recreates the concert on his show. Steel Toe can’t figure out what to do with me but he can’t get me out of his head. James Cox joins the show from England to discuss the latest with Opie and Ron. Finally we get a peak at Ron the Waiter’s Venmo… or do we? This Venmo launch is a debacle and so is Opie’s wifi issues. Chad Zumock teamed up with Clearwater Chad so that the Zman could get a feel for what it’s like to have a yes man and be the more intelligent guy on a show for once. Whitney Cummings is STILL trying to justify her impossible views to comments ratio on YouTube. For some reason it’s better to censor your critics than to purchase views. Meanwhile, she’s doing both. But stick around for crazy talk about hot dog toppings. Megan and Annie join us for a Dabbleverse edition of “Is It Gay?” and the 25th installment of the Opie or Burr game from Simon. We finish off with Spotify comments, a review, and your voicemails.  Check out James Cox’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/@coxysmakingvideos Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/CuMT0ZU_IA4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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why she doesn't have any comments on her wildly successful YouTube show Megan will be here with Annie for Is It Gay and Simon's Opier Burr game reviews, but first Jerry Banfield is celebrating another huge victory and I'm excited for him and have you been following the Jerry Banfield saga

for a long time and from afar yes Jerry is a unique creator I would say and he's figured out his most recent get rich quick scheme. What he's decided to do is set up an account on a website called School, S-K-O-O-O-L dot com, and he charges $49 a month for you to become a member on there. And the reason why he decided to do that,

he read a comment on YouTube that changed everything for him. This is what enlightened him and showed him the way, the real way to make a living as a content creator. I read a comment talking about how the business system I had been using basically kind of sucks. And this comment really changed how I think about my business system, even though at first I was, I was frustrated because, all right, so this comment says, time is not a commodity people buy. What they buy is help. Helping implies you give time, but your focus is incorrect. You should have the focus on the final product and delivery of what's

promised. Then you will not have a scarcity money. You have a problem with too many customers. And at first, this hurt my feelings. You don't want to pay for your time, Jerry. We don't care that, you know, it's $49 for a half hour or $98 for an hour. Why would I pay for this? Now, I would because I want to make content and clown this guy. But a normal person probably wouldn't want to spend that kind of money talking to Jerry Banfield. Yes, a man who, if you're happy on the inside, you're okay with living in a car.

Right. Yeah, and you're rich, even though you're $500,000 in debt. Yes. But I feel rich, so it doesn't matter. Because I agree with it. I'm like, you know, you're right. I should have too many customers. I shouldn't be going around here,

you know, desperate for people's schedule call. This one guy texted me. You know, this is funny. So he goes, I was mad about it because he's right. And I thought he meant,

yeah, like, what's the value you're providing? It's not about how many minutes I'm on the phone with you. Like, what do I get from that is what you should be selling.

And he goes, he's right, I should have weighed too many fucking customers. That's the point, you idiot. Listen to this tale of, whoa, though,

this is funny. Customers. I shouldn't be going around here you know, desperate for people. people's schedule call. This one guy texted me and paid $20 for like a 15-minute call and both of us felt bad afterwards.

What a salesman he is. We both left worse off from having had this phone call. I want to hear that phone call. Do you remember when he was celebrating the phone calls he was getting? Yeah. And it was my cock and Robin Banks. It's working, Jerry. It's working. He's so honest, though.

got a low. I like that about him. Like, I shouldn't be, I should not have accepted that because he asked for the old call rate. And, you know, but he wanted it shorter. I'm like, I need to have a very clear offer that's like, look, this is the offer. Take it or leave it. This guy negotiated down. I got a 20 box. He wanted it shorter.

I don't want to talk to you for a half hour. We got to get for 20 bucks. Well, that sucked. And this is a place where I show up. And I was frustrated too because look at it. I said I can offer a final product of a person's entire life fixed up. From losing weight to the best health they've been in to happy relationships, abundance financially. Hold on a second.

He might have lost weight. I know we quit drinking for noble things that this man has accomplished. I think the list ends there. Yeah. What is he talking about? He didn't think it's helping me with a happy relationship? This man is desperately alone. And the fact that he says abundance financially.

Yeah. the amount of debtless assholes that, all right, whatever. I'm sure you can pull all that off for other people. And, you know, I'm willing to do the work to help people. But I saw from this comment, I'm like, I need one way, one thing to sell that addresses all of this. Because the challenge with this is if I'm not going to be able to sell you some course that's going to like instantly fix all this stuff. How do you fix all this stuff?

Like, I've been overweight. Wait, it takes more than that? a half an hour to fix all of those things. All right. I'll start saving a money. Fuck, I had no idea. I thought 96 bucks would do it. Wait.

I've been in the middle of alcoholism and I've been unhealthy. I've been in toxic relationships. I've been divorced. I've been, you know, more, more negative. I was going to say broke. I'm not broke right now, baby. I got a house. I got tens of thousands of dollars in cash.

I got tens of thousands in crypto and I got 100,000. in and credits. Take my money. Take it. Just take it. Wow. He almost said broke. He almost used the B word there.

He was like, hold on a second. Even though all of that's negative assets that he has, it's all money. He has to pay back with interest. But I got access to tens of thousands of dollars. How can I be broke? Good point. Today's Jerry. Don't worry about tomorrow, Jerry.

Gives a shit about that guy. Hate that guy. Your boy's not broke. I got all kinds of money I have access to. but I've been worse off in terms of net worth than this. I'm like, okay, how did I change that stuff? How did I make my first million online? Was it grifting?

How did I lose weight and get sober? And, you know, how did I do all this stuff? I did it in community. And I had a big breakthrough today. Like, if I'm going to offer this, the promise is that, like, you join my community on jerrybandfield.com. which may get repetitive at some point, but it needs to because you know what it is. When you go to jerrymanfield.com and you click on join the family,

you come over into my school community. In a community is where I can offer all this stuff. Okay. I'll pause it here. We've heard about the community where he offers all this stuff. I know his secret. He lost weight and quit drinking because he couldn't afford food or booze. Yes.

It's very impressive. So this is the big news. that I have for you guys today. This is very exciting. Jerry is celebrating. I've never seen him in a better mood. And this guy can be a bit manic from time to time. You don't say.

Go figure. Check this out. Today was the best day of my life. I set up a school membership and just got my website at jerrybanfield.com updated with new long format sales page. And the first paying customer came along. I invited blockchain pill and Joe Paris and a couple of local friends so that wouldn't be empty. That's interesting.

I remember when I looked at this on Saturday, I think he had six or eight members. I was like, oh, interesting. Those are paying. They weren't. Yeah. So he was just setting people up for free. But this is exciting. And the first paying customer came along today dropped $390 while I was at tennis.

I'm like, got the club going up on Tuesday. I was so happy to see it. I'm like, yes, let's fucking go. Shut up and take my money. It's never going to add, Jerry. As soon as one person buys something, that's it, man. It's just going to steamroll from here. I wonder how much tennis costs.

I know. Good point. It's part of a tennis club. The person that gave him that money saw this. Right. And saw this guy like, this is the greatest day of my life. I can't believe it I fucking trick this asshole

Check it out He fell for it Any more Rooms out there I just gave all my money to this winner How do you know he's a winner? I gave him all my money I'm like This is like only fans

For dudes Like this Whoa what? What do you do? What are we doing on this site? Wait, let's go down to school.com This is so good I'm so grateful

this guy is supported and watched my videos for a long time and he's like I'm like why did you join like thank you I really appreciate it like what got you to join wow why on earth would you join imagine buying somebody someone goes whoa why did you do that imagine buying a car up a guy he's like holy shit you're citing that yeah I thought did you tell me to do that a minute ago how many can I put you down for

you know the sad thing is before one flew over the cuckoooooo's nest in the 70s there. This guy would have been put away, right? Family would have dragged him into an institution and gotten this figured out. Yeah, or like some sort of Waco scenario. Yeah. That's a good scenario.

That's the problem. He's such a bad cult leader. Like, a cult leader, you don't care about the message. It's the delivery. And his delivery is unhinged. No one wants to be like that. The whole point of like being a cult leader is you appear really calm and people like him flocked to you because they go,

how do I chill out? Right. Like this, no one wants to be like this. This is like, I think, what people who regularly take drugs fear sobriety would be like and look like this, this guy. I'm listening. Do you want to have the highest highs and the lowest lows? I'm joined my family. No.

No, don't. He's like, I want to be able to DM you. I want you to mentor me. I love your videos. I've been watching you for a long time. I want access to DM you. I'm like, dude, this is like, oh. Only fans.

Like, this is, dudes just want to be able to DM me and I love it because I want to be able to be there for you. And I've been messengers, messaging this dude. I've sent paragraphs back and forth with him. He's tried my custom AI model in there as well. And I'm like, this is awesome because this doesn't sound scalable. No. So he's like, guys, I just need like hundreds of people sign up for this.

And I've been messaging with this guy nonstop ever since he signed up. I want to be able to be very accessible. to all of you. And now you can DM me directly on my phone in addition to like everything else that's in there where there's weekly group calls if you want them. You don't have to have them.

You get a free. It's included with their membership. A call as soon as you join. It should be DM to you. For some reason, automatic one didn't go out to this guy, but it went out to the girl that my friend that joined.

The Jerry Banfield AI is awesome and it's in there for you. And I'm putting courses in there. that I old school ones. There's, it's a group of people just like me. Well, I mean, no shit because it's me. But this is awesome. I'm so grateful I found school.

I'm so grateful for the membership and the community. And I'm so excited after all these years online to build a community that supports me and monetizing and supports you and getting the closest connection with me. To being able to feel like you're in my inner circle. I know you. You can pop in the community. you can come in and post like a picture of yourself, you can introduce stuff,

or you can just be on the download and just DM me whenever you want and ask my AI and see what it says in real time compared to what I say. And this is thankfully after all the stuff I've done, making money and trying to sell different things, and the message before that the guy is like, you know, you've got to have a, you know, clear offer. And like, this is a clear offer. Hold on a second.

Was any of that clear? No. This is the most convoluted offer we've ever seen. He lists, I don't know, a dozen different things you get for the 49 bucks a month. One of them is cancel any time. It's one of the offerings. Cool. But it's like you can DM with me.

We can have phone calls. You don't have to. There's a, this AI thing is hilarious. He has trained chat GPT on all of his old videos. That's a terrible idea. Learn to be unemployable. When you join the family, like there's a bunch of value you get. It is belonging.

It's membership. It's community. It's access to me. It is ongoing mentorship. It is right there. And it's only 49 a month or 390 for a year. And what's so cool is the AI helped me figure out all the details of it's exactly how much I should charge. So that psychologically, $49 sounds very horrible, but serious.

$390 sounds like an absolute steal compared a year compared to $49 a month. Why are you telling us the reason for the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet? Jesus Christ, why would you tell us that? I could have sold it for 12 bucks a month or five bucks a month, but JETD said why not 49? It's all garbage. It's, it's worthless. Why would he say that?

You talked about the lowest lows? I never want to see this guy down. I know. Oh, dude. So sad. Well, don't tell me's poor. He's failing. I'm confused as to what he's offering here.

It's like caught between a self-help thing. If it is, I don't know what his philosophy is or what he's teaching and like a celebrity thing where we could just like hang out with him. But I don't know who he is, so I don't want that either. It's a lot of nothing. He literally said a few times in there, this is your opportunity to give me money. Yeah, he called us the product many times. Like literally, what he's selling is our ability to hand money over to him so he can live his dreams. Cool.

Which is a cult. They just don't say that like that. They hide it around something. You know what he does call it the family. That's true. Yeah, very cult-like. It was so funny too because if you saw the video of when he was pitching this the first time, he goes, it's all about community. I need a community to succeed.

You need a community. That's why I call this family. Call it the Dream of the Community, you idiot. You said the word five times. He also said on the recent episode we played, he's planning a meetup in Clearwater, Florida, or somewhere around there, St. Pete's. Oh.

Yeah. So there's no paid members yet, and he's like, and maybe the Saturday we'll get together. All the paid members is like, Jesus Christ, we're doing meet and greets now. Let's wait until we get to a little bit of a higher level there, stuttering job before he started thinking people want to pay you for your autograph. Well, I did hear he's got tens of thousands in cash in his house.

Meet you your house. It's an ongoing commitment. You get to message me for a year with that membership. Like that's a great deal. And I'm having to use voice memos to speak my messages out so I can get them out faster. And now is the best time to join because there's literally one dude in there who's paid to access me. Who's got... This is like a crazy Eddie commercial.

You won't be the first sucker. We got that out of the way. Also, when the year is up, does he just text back, go fuck yourself? Lose my number jerk. I just check to make sure I'm playing this at 100, like normal speed.

We are playing at normal speed. I'm like, it's like 1.5X. It's not. Okay. Good. My full attention on the DMs, just like,

imagine if you are on one of these girls Only fans and you are the first one on there I think Jerry's addicted to OnlyFans He brings it up a lot He brings it up a lot He's so alone He wasted So he lonely fans

He borrowed $57,000 from a credit card Which is not smart In order to not have to get a job I think that he feels like he's Got so much money He's probably set up for all these different girls Only fans and throwing money at them Because Only fans, I don't know

if you know how the way this works, giving an OnlyFans girl money gives you then the ability to give her more money for other stuff. Oh, sweet. Now that you're a member, do you want to see me eat this piece of cake? That's $40.

Like, you take your pants off first, I guess. Yeah, sure. What kind of cake? So I think this is the business model that Jerry's seeing because he's falling for it. But it's reversed. It's like the OnlyFans model doesn't desperately want to need to hang out

with the paying customer. Just the opposite. That's what you're getting. Yeah, you're getting a really needy person. He's like, as soon as you sign up, I'm calling you immediately. Like, it's not going to stop. Oh, my God. There should be like a clingy fans or something like that, or clingy bronze.

That's what you think you're getting the family, but you're really just getting one, like, obsessive uncle. He starts calling you in the morning. You're like, yeah, actually, ma'am, I haven't even go off yet, Jerry. What's up, man? What can I do for you? She's the only one sending you pictures. Now, you don't get any dick. picks on uh you don't get any dick fix in my school but it's just all right what's the up charge yeah he seems

open to it he's fishing right now just imagine like the best time to join one these girls holy fans is be right when they launch it and they're just there to talk back and forth with you like that's one the hardest things of setting these school communities up is like why would somebody join when it's brand new like it's kind of easy when there's all the social proof and stuff but when it's brand new is when you get the most devoted dedicated attention when this guy's got a few feel so bad about signing up for this. Yes. It's got to feel so stupid.

There's 100, 200, 300 people in there. I will be much slower to respond to DMs, but you could get five or 10 DMs from me in a day. The product is going to wane over time. That's what he's saying. I know. Just like Only fans. Right. Right now.

And that's what's awesome. So I'm really excited to see who's going to join the community. next. And the downside of this is, though, I'm not... I'm hoping it's someone with $390 again. What are you excited to find out who joins it next? Someone with money to give you. It's what you're excited about. That's the only

thing. To see who's going to join the community next. And the downside of this is, though, I'm not paying much attention to the YouTube comments anymore. They're taking too much time. It's 30 minutes to an hour a day to go through the YouTube comments already, which is crazy.

And when I'm grateful, I people paying now i mean got one person paying now but there's got there's gonna be two like this makes it easier to see all the next ones coming so hop in here with us join the family baby let's go let's talk all right well if i'm not helping sell it i don't know what i'm doing i think i did a pretty good job just now it's probably best that he doesn't watch the comments as much yeah you have to read all the youtube comments it's okay it's fine all right that had a little bit of everything it was like Aaron Imholt where you can like pay him to hang out with you. And it was like Perry Caravello where like somebody is giving him money to have him

cosplay as some kind of movie star hero that he's not. This is exciting. It is exciting. Jerry is crushing it. I always love Jerry Banfield. He got boring for a while. But I think, thank God he got a divorce and had this midlife crisis because it's going really well for us now.

Here's his school page. You see there's eight members on there now. I believe he's the admin. It would be my guess on that. And yeah, these are all the perks that you get. Very exciting stuff. We're rooting for him. Now, because Jerry is back on the internet and promoting his YouTube channels and, of course,

Jerry Banfield.com and, of course, the school page, he's doing interviews. He's going on other podcasts. I want to think Tyler for sending us in. He was a guest on The Luminator's podcast, hosted by Lindsay Dorio. Now, this podcast is on YouTube. this episode has 67 views and this is how Lindsay starts the show off. Hi, Loomys. Welcome back to the Luminers podcast. It's your host, Lindsay Dorio. I am so stoked for today's episode. As you can see, I'm in a different arena. I am in the Jerry Banfield's home studio today,

guys. I can hear like a fake like audience clap for you right there. But we'll just make it our own. We're not going to edit this. This is unedited because no one wants edited shit anymore. We want authenticity. Okay. Hmm. You could have edited that.

Yeah. Speak for yourself. All right. So, Luminator's podcast, this Lindsay Woman's out there. And so her and Jerry get along very well, which is great. I love the introduction she does when she's explaining who Jerry is because this is a really important guest that she has on the show. Jerry, I really wanted to have you on this podcast because, again,

you understand the sacredness of life and your ability to, again, become a phoenix, knowing what the embodiment of a phoenix is, is being able to seriously, literally, metaphysically, spiritually, emotionally, mentally, deconstruct your whole life and become a new just because you feel like this is the next level that you're ready for. This is what you want to experience in life. He just jizzed in his pants. Yeah, like, actually, he's looking at her right now. Like, are you crazy bitch? My wife left me. I tried to be an author that failed.

My wife left me. And so now I'm pretending I'm a YouTuber again. But in her mind, she's like, this guy's so amazing. He just decided to like completely change his life and just start over brand new again. Like a Phoenix. Yeah. Amazing. So you want to hear about Jerry's really sad backstory?

I don't think we all know about this. I mean, we've heard about Jerry talking about he remembers before he was born. He remembers past lives. that he had. He remembers being on alien spacecraft. He was black. He was black. You know, I get voicemails. One I would play with the audio sucked. People are saying, how can you ever bring up the fact that Jerry got banned from Facebook because he cleared to be a black man? And for a while, Jerry's scheme was selling Facebook ads and he would train people on how to sell Facebook ads or buy Facebook ads or

who knows, whatever. And Facebook banned him because they're like, no, you can't claim you're a black guy. That's why he got kicked off of there. But I didn't realize how sad his backstory actually was. Oh, and just so you know, Lindsay can't shut the fuck up. So Wednesday is going to be super annoying during all of this. Go all the way back to like before I incarnated here. Oh, yes. I chose my parents. I'm like, you know, let's, let's play this little game again. I'll, I'll spawn, you know, in Michigan this time. And, you know, my mom's still married to this other guy in an abusive relationship. Classic.

And an alcoholic and a drug addict and such a good one to come through. I'm like, this will be a good time. I can help them. You see the mindset here, guys? We are the most powerful beings. We know if you can believe that you actually did come through this life with your choice of particular parents and soul ties. It becomes so much easier to realize what a game this all is and how experiencing life is really the pinnacle of what we're all here to do. If that's a case, I fucked up. Yeah, well, so the way these people find each other, it turns out, is they're all delusional.

Okay. And they go, will you believe my ridiculous delusions? Like, yeah, I got to believe mine. Sure. Why not? We can talk about it. Idlessly, if you want. And they do.

So he's remembering some of the great highlights of his time as a police officer. Because Jerry's going through his whole life. And he says, yeah, you know, I went in ROTC. I was going to be in the military. And then there was a war. I didn't want to fight in that. So I shifted gears, went into law enforcement, was a cop. And this is one of the best times he ever had as a military.

police officer. Whoa. You know, there are so many highlights. Like, they're the equestrian team, like all these hot rich girls, you know, come around one day and they're like, hey, we need a picture with you for a scavenger hunt. Oh, my God. Classic. So many fun memories.

I think you are cool, Homer Simpson. Sandra, that was mean. That's all I was mentioning. This fucking idiot. Shicks have a scavenger. They're like, get a photo with a dumpy police officer. He's like, that's me. Yeah.

Dinner for schmucks. Yes. Yeah, he said scavenger hunt. He should have just said they wanted his picture, but for a joke in a game. Yeah. And I like that. He's still proud of it. This is a guy who's not a virgin, like some of the people that we cover on this show.

And his highlight was having a phone thing with pretty girls. It needs. So he quits the force. Of course, we know he sleets with the dispatcher. That's frowned a pod. But whatever. He quits the police force. and he goes back to school to get his PhD

and wants to become an educator and that's where he met his wife but then I met my first wife I don't have a second one yet application are currently open pending and open I think this is such an odd way to think so he's married with children

it doesn't work out they get a divorce and his immediate thought is I have to get married again maybe don't get married again at all or maybe you do or like let it work itself out a little bit give it a few months at least don't have more kids. He wants two more kids. They finalized a divorce in December, and Jerry seems to be, like, he said it himself.

We played the clip where he's like, the thing that's bringing me the most angst in my life is dating. It's like driving him crazy. He's going through like all these horrible, depressive episodes over one, you know, date with a girl. Didn't return his phone calls and ghosted him. How can I pay that man for dating advice? Well, you can. Four to that book. about that and it's all it's going to take it's it wow we're 390 for the year um so it's it's a weird

uh mindset that he has and that's not the end of it well the key mindset i have with this is is knowing that these bodies and this reality is temporary being certain that these are going to die and at some point it'll be as if this never happened like it'll you know i will very much be alive doing something else but i won't even remember doing this you're dreaming you're dreaming you're dreaming. Don't forget your dreaming right now. It allows me that face reality, like, hey, I've got nothing to lose here. Like, the worst scenario would be to not really live. This explains a lot. So the key mindset you need to have for living very selfishly and destroying your own life is just thinking like, what if it matters. Just nihilism. Whatever. I'll get more

going arounds after this. It's fine. I think that once you get married to a family, you should probably stop thinking that way. Probably. Yeah, I mean, leaving your children with millions of dollars in debt. It's not great, I would think. Yeah, but it seems like in his case, it was entirely her fault. I know he always is. I mean, he's an expert.

So, Jerry's first big success online was with, and this is where I ran into him, he had a courses on this website called Udeme, this online course platform. And he was building up all these courses, and he was promoting himself on there and spending all this money promoting himself and he was making money on there and uh didn't work out on 2016 that utami decided to ban me because i was one of if not the largest voice of you to me i had you know tens of thousands of dollars a month and ads running like if you found utami if you went to the website i i was going to capture and you were going to see my courses i had you know large youtube channel i would criticize utami policies i followed all the policies

But I would, you know, I was a huge voice and I was showing how much money I was making and the staff were getting jealous. I read this book about... Okay. So he's got this YouTube channel where he's going, guys, go find my U-Ni courses. By the way, those people fucking suck over there at U-Nemite. They're ridiculous assholes. And look at it. I'm making more money than any of the employees using their website.

But he had a strategy to smooth things over. The power of sending people gifts. So I sent at least 100 people at U-N-My at least 100 people at U-N-M. one of those like edible arrangement fruit baskets. Like, I went through the employee directory and just, I gave them, like, I paid thousands of dollars to, like, edible arrangements. I gave them a list. I'm like, just send one every day, one day after another.

Only two people. Only two people sent me a thank you note. And now we just get DMs. Yeah, I want an edible arrangement, Jerry. He was sending edible arrangements to 100 of employees every single day. That's fucked up. The first time, maybe it's like, cool. Yeah.

Oh, that's nice. Second time. Oh, third time. What the fuck? Yeah, I can't eat one of these in a fucking day. But also, like, you're like, oh, this guy is. He's screw loose. Oh, you think.

Can we get security? But as one of his students, I love knowing where my money's going. Right. That's always helpful. He's spending $10,000 and ads on the site. And he's also spending $1,000 and gifts for the employees. And somehow they banned him. Go figure.

So this is the last clip I have on here. This explains everything. I came to this conclusion recently, but Jerry actually just says it himself. Recently, one of the things I've gotten to is nobody's going to make me wrong and I'm never going to, I'm always going to have my own back. I'm never going to berate or make myself wrong.

Like, I don't care what I do or what people think. I will always have my own back. I will always love myself. and what nothing anybody else says is more important than what I think. Yeah, that does explain a lot. Yeah, so I don't know if this is the right word, but I call it authority defiance disorder. There's a thing where if you tell Jerry something that everyone can see playing his day,

he has to go the opposite direction. Jerry, you should probably get a job and not go into more debt and live within your means and support your family. Fuck you doing none of those things. Well, if you are going to borrow money, probably don't do it for my credit card at 20% interest. Oh, that's exactly what we did my money from. Several.

He's such an asshole. I mean, he said a lot of crazy shit there, and that co-post was just like dancing and blip in and spinning. And as soon as he got to that, she stopped and just started staring at him and was like, I might have to recount this conversation in front of a judge one day. She went, mm. Not great. So that's the update on Jerry Banfield.

So excited to have him back on YouTube. How do you follow that, Carl? Grinch of the week. So it goes up for my buddy, MLP, the Howard Stern Show, June 9th. My daughter brought her guitar, and I started testing out the guitar, of course. My grandson, my older grandson was enjoying my guitar work. I was doing a beautiful wheels on the bus. And people were demanding an encore.

I was in there, man. I was in the pocket. You know, I saw the dead in 72. And when they busted into wheels on the bus, we all went fucking nuts. They extended it for like 42 minutes. Oh, and they went into Ferrejaca and then out of it.

They just call it the wheel now, though. Yeah, it was amazing. Oh, good one. Do you feel relaxed? Yeah, I was in the pocket. I was, uh... Where is it? I think we're going on one of those Rachel tours.

You're going to be doing wheels on the bus for the kids. Yeah, I wouldn't mind making about $12 million a night to sing wheels on the bus. Watch out. Whitney Coffings will not like that. I go, it's your grandfather, ready to sing to you. Wheels on the bus go wrong, and around. I put this voice on and then I do a long, it's almost like your dad.

Yeah, it's like a dad thing. Yeah. All right, here we go. The wheels on the bus go round and round. I said around and round and round. I said, oh, round, on, round. The wheels on the bus go round and round. All through the town.

There's literally children crying right now who are just their parents are listening to the show. They're just hearing this bawling their eyes out. Wouldn't it be incredible if his grandson was like, but then you have to fight all those japs. Right, yeah. But how old, did you like that? Oh, the driver on the bus goes up and down, up and down. I said up and down.

What is Gary Delabate doing at his desk right now? Just eating. Just like, fuck, man. It seems to be so fun working here. Such a cool show. This is the cringest cringe ever. I revisited with Drew yesterday, because Drew was checking it out, the cabby fight, the Stirling John crazy cabby fight. And you look at what they pulled off at, you know, Atlantic City at the Trump's whatever casino.

And just the celebrities you were there, you know, Michael Buffer is introducing it. It's crazy what happened and the production that went into it and how fun this show was. and now it's 72-year-old Howard singing wheels on the box. Somewhere between Dracula and his dad. The evil Nazi from Marathon Man. Right. But it's the fact that he couldn't place that. He was like, I do this, I don't know what kind of voice it is.

It's your dad. It's the thing when your dad was singing, what was the song he sung to him? That was one of those children's songs that he made him sing along with. That's what he's doing. And when he was the kid, he hated it. He played it because it was. George. Right.

This is what my Nick's watch party will sound like. It's like Cat Stevens meets Dracula. Go ahead and explore the space there. Jesus Christ. Thank you.

A little suspended cord there. Yeah. Out and started playing in front of people, huh? Oh, yeah. Wheels on the bus. You're getting relaxed. That's good. That's good.

I don't know that's Chris Wilding or someone has to be like, that's great, Howard. This is really great. You're the best boss. Good stuff. So embarrassing. All right. Thank you, MLP, for sending that over as a cringe of the week.

Well played on that. My buddy, bubble popper. He has a bubble popper from the Steeltoe subreddit. He posts all the videos of Steeltoe. He sent this to me today. I guess Aaron was going off on me again this week. And he's not happy with me. You know, he was celebrating that he went away and stopped doing this little piggy for a while.

And, you know, he defeated me and all that stuff. And the last few weeks he brought this little piggyback. And so now he's, he's real mad at me again. It really is kind of slop. Charlie waits until Reddit gives its opinion and then he mirrors the opinion and seals clap for him. That is dushy. But a lot, you got to, dude, a lot of people love that shit. because a lot of Reddit just wants their opinion clapped back to them,

just repeated back to them. So I, you know, a lot of people like Carl's a Reddit guy. Carl just echoes, right? In fact, Reddit is all of his show prep. So a lot of people will watch that. It's a very easy thing to do and you'll get a lot of fans just. Yeah, all I do is edit, echo Reddit. That's come out here just like, by the way, I eat shit and my show has gone way downhill.

It's unwatchable. Finally said it. You won't ever get to be your own person. You won't ever get to give your own opinion. Like Carl has all these e-datties, whether it's Ricada, Masterson, Melton. He'll never get to be his own guy. Shulie, like he'll never get to be his own guy. I feel bad for that.

Aaron, do you not know how opinion hit Carl is? Could you imagine? I'm just like, well, I do have some thoughts on that, but I'll keep it to my self. Shut the fuck out. I'll give it to myself. I'll just read what to run. said about it. I like this thing, guys like Aaron, he wants to have connections like this with successful broadcasters. And so the fact that I'm friends with Dick Messerson and Julie and

Nick Ricada and whoever else he's going to name pisses him off. She's like, oh, there was e-daddies. Yeah. E-daddies. We hang out and I've hung out with all those people many, many times in real life and had a blast. It's never friends. It's never colleagues. And any of your opinions are never your own. They're always from some other outside source. You're not allowed to have them. And if this is what being a guy on your own is like, it's like hanging out in a bomb shelter after the war's over. This is not a good pitch for that. That's what happens when you live on Reddit. Frida with a dollar says not a Carl fan, but I saw his live stream get over a thousand on YouTube. Yeah, absolutely. That's what I mean. Like if you just echo Reddit back to them, they will support your show forever.

Wait, am I on Reddit? I think the thousand viewers are on YouTube. Hmm, it's confusing. But he doesn't bring it like you do. Carl will never bring it like I do. He can't. He doesn't have, he's not a very talented guy. Oh, he grifted off Kumiya too all the time.

That's another one. This is funny. Chant Zyvite does the same thing. So, Aaron, Carl's not a very talented guy. And yet, Anthony Kumia and Drew Lane and Dick Masterson and Chulid and all these guys who are successful enjoyed me enough that they wanted the partner. with me and do shows together. So it can't be both.

It can't be that, like, I'm grifting up. Aaron would love to grift off Anthony, could be good. Anthony wants nothing to do with him because he sucks. Like, Carl never could have made it on his own. This is literally what I did. The only way to define this is me making it on my own, you retard. I think it hired by a radio station. It just started a channel.

Or fired. What's his counter argument, if not for the help of all those people that believed in him? What's the other side? I don't understand. Ever. Like, it's, but as long as he's happy, I don't think he should be insecure about that.

It's just a fact. I'm not. I mean, it's just a fact about Carl. He shouldn't. He said to care about it. I mean, right. Don't ever talk about my club footedness.

You can't be upset about something that you did that way on purpose. That's all. 30 bucks away from a win for the toe. Let's do. Oh, actually, we're about 25 away. from a win for the... You got to add up all the twos and ones.

You got to figure it out. Let's get a few memberships in there. Let's stream lab, PayPal, Venmo it up. And let's knock out that last 30 and get... This last 40 is proving to be pesky. We got to 40 at 8 o'clock. It's 10.15. We're locking up here.

We got to get a legit W in the morning. We haven't had a legit W in the morning this week. We won on Monday, but that was aided. That was... Oh, boy. It kind of ruins the argument. as soon as you're talking about like, this guy's not even a professional broadcaster.

You can't make it out of his own. And you're like, all right, guys, we've been failing all week. No one's giving me money. Start giving me some money. I'm counting $1 and $2 donations out. And it goes to the pot. I never used to. But desperate times,

call for desperate matches. Anyway. You know when they put two AIs together and they have them talk, I want to get Jerry Banfield and him in the same room and just have them go at it and see what they create because they'll never stop. That's a great idea. Because he tried to team up with,

Carmick, Aaron did. Yeah. And Carman just kind of shuts down. It's just kind of like, ah, I don't know, man. You know, but Jerry. Jerry needs a friend just like, Aaron needs a friend. And he'll think Aaron's smart. Right.

Aaron will like that. Yep. Right. Except both are expecting the other to give them money. Yes. You have a good point. No one's going to eat. They're going to starve to death.

That's a good point. We have a special guest coming on all the way from a great. from Great Britain. Cross the pond, as the cool people say. James Cox is a big fan of Opie going way back. I thought we'd get a British perspective from James Cox. What's happening, buddy? Hello.

How's it going? It's going well, man. Thanks for joining us. I see you have your YouTube channel right there on the screen at Coxie's Making Videos. Coxie's Making videos, mate, Coxie. C-O-X-Y. That's it. Well, thank you very much for joining.

us. We have some interesting things from Opie. First off, I had to turn off the game starting in the second half. How did things go for you? It went well. First half was a bit dull, despite it being four goals. It was a bit boring to be honest. I nearly fell asleep. I've been awake

for about 20 hours. I've been editing all day today and I thought, I'm going to fall asleep. I'm not going to make this podcast. And then second half they came out, they did really well. Soccer put you to sleep? That doesn't sound possible. I've just made a video about the World Cup, actually. just put it out last week and it's blown up my channel which has been great and it's basically winching about how the world cup is just just not lit great britain england obviously scotland

they're loving it but england is just really not feeling this world cup and i thought i've played a game yet though is that probably why possibly i mean i think that second half might might light a fire under us but but yeah it's it's there's no england flags anywhere i mean we've got a big problem with that in our country at the minute we're not allowed to do patriotism all that much can't really talk about it but well that's all we have time for I'm afraid more soccer talk let's go and it demands it all right so big news on opi's show this week we've been talking about it for weeks now when will ronnie babes finally promote his Venmo people can give him money directly and stop giving money to opi's little PayPal scheme that he's got going on and so you were checking this out

Adam yesterday's show before we get to the Venmo. Opie is going to set this up because he's a pro. He knows how to do this. You have to introduce the, I got it, Ron. I know what I'm doing. Ron's like, before we start, you have to introduce.

What do we have to introduce? By the way, I don't even know what it's called. You don't know anything. Let me take this right now. Oh, my God, you're, you're. I don't even know what that thing's called. You're frustrating me right off the bat. I'll get to everything.

I'm a professional. I've been doing this a very, very long time. I will carry you to the finish line. I will get everything done today, Ron. Don't you worry? And does he, Adam, pull that off and get him to the finish line and get everything done? He does not. Oh.

He does not. It turns out there was one set of footprints only. It was just him. What an asshole Opie is like immediately berating his friend. He's all excited. Finally he's got a vent. set up and they have the QR code there. Is that what Ron didn't know what it was?

I don't even know what that thing's called. I think that's what he meant. All right. So I have to say, not a good presentation. And well, let's get into it more. And then I'll talk about my thoughts on how they're promoting. Ron's Venmo. But Ron certainly could use the money.

Anything that Ronnie gets goes right into his bank account. The guy living in the penhouse doesn't get a penny. It's all going to the guy in the basement. I got bills to pay. I got mouths to feed. There's no rest for the wicked, Ryan. It doesn't matter where you are in this world. No one feels bad for you.

Because you did that, we just got a super chat, and I'm taking it. I feel bad for him. That whole stream was so painful, not just because it was opi and wrong, but because of that streaming issue he's got those internet issues. It was really difficult to watch this one. I think Ron struggled to, yes, and with him as well because of it. It was just terrible. Yeah, his quality sucks.

He's complaining about his internet. He had the cable company over. They didn't fix the problem. But again, I don't feel bad for Opie. Last year was the HVAC system. This year, it's the internet. And they're getting splinters on their feet because he can't fucking sand the deck. Whatever.

It's ridiculous. All the shit that's going on. It's like, Opie, I understand. understand it's expensive to live where you live. And I understand there's bills and there's taxes and all that shit. Sell one of your houses. Fuck. No one looks at a guy who bounces back and forth between these two amazing places to live

and thinks like, I should throw up $10. And am I high or does he have a place in Philly also? He has mentioned that he has a place in Philly, which I assume is his wife's families or his wife's place. But yeah, there's three places. Maybe he sold the Philly place to. Joe Madderie's, I don't know. That would actually make a lot of sense.

It would. This is not accidental. He knows the internet problems he has, and he's been pushing Ron away, and this date of when the Venmo is going to drop for so long he chooses today. It could be any day. He said not until Ron is completely informed, and we can do this properly. So to start it off, they have a shitty thing in the corner, and he can't get through a sentence without it breaking.

So he's totally fucked from the start. Good job. All right. Well, this continues to go poorly for Ron. They want to donate to you directly. So this is a good opportunity. Venmo Ronnie is in full effect right now. I only have a...

And then you act up, Ron. It goes right back to PayPal. I only have a few hundred in there. So let's see if we can get it over $1,000. All right, but you got to give them content or they're not going to give you shit. Do you understand? You don't just sit there and donate. Yeah.

I'll do what Tony, He does. I got content. No, I'm going. Because it's becoming a bit. Okay. So, Opie's weaponizing this against Ron. No shit.

Immediately. The ball's on Opie. I think he knows how to fucking get donations from a live stream. And Ron is annoying, but he's been bringing content. Yes. He's really trying at this one as well. He's really trying. Yeah, this is this big day.

He's going to get a huge payday from this. And, okay, so here are my questions. before we get any further into this. Colby actually emailed me, and I agree with this. First off, the handwritten thank you notes. Where is Opie getting people's home addresses from? Is he then requesting it back, or do you have to fill in your home address

in order to give him money through PayPal? Seems like a lot more effort than Opie's ever been up to. For sure. So is he even writing handwritten thank you notes? Probably not, right? Yeah. Okay, that's the first question. I thought that was interesting, but we could talk about that more.

More importantly, this QR code on the screen, people are watching YouTube on their phone. The fuck good does this QR code do for anyone? There's no URL, there's nothing scrolling. She knows this. He knows this and he fucked him without being able to scan it. You have to take a screenshot and then either enlarge it, figure out the name, his username, his email or the last four digits of his phone number or a separate device that you can then scan it with but most people aren't doing that they're listening on their phones and he made it so

small you can't make out any of the info none of this is accidental and don't forget as well that he's always pushing that download it on a podcast app right so it's not going to be oh yeah just listen right yeah you're right good coach just going to say he says we have a much bigger audience listening to the podcast he's always bragging about that so It's like, we should check. In fact, I should have checked, but I will. We should check to see if he's putting in the description of his podcast episodes. Oh, yeah.

Ron's Venmo. Because as far as I know, he never gives us any of that info that we would need outside of being able to scan that little thing. Nope. Nope. And so is Ron even getting money from this? The last time we did money for me, it was, it was pretty good. It was very good. I hope we can break it.

How do I even know if it's happening? Oh my God. You don't even know how Venbo works? Like, could people be giving me money right now? Yes. How would I know? Oh, my God, right? This is why you live in a basement with wood paneling. You don't even know, you don't even know basic shit.

Hold on. I'm being fucking serious right now. Right. If someone does the phone thing with that QR code and like say gives me 10 bucks. Right. Is that going directly into my account? My bank account? Yes.

Oh. I don't think that's true. I think it stays in Venmo. They actually want you to leave it in Venmo as long as possible. Yes. And they encourage you to leave it back. Yes, the press a button to get it out of there. Sounds like Opie doesn't know basic shit.

Well, Opie talking to Ron about technology, while he's in one of the wealthiest communities in the world with Wi-Fi that sucks, I guarantee this isn't because the Hamptons doesn't have technology figured out. His microphone is sitting on rolls of toilet paper. That's right. Yeah, I forgot about that. And he's going to sit there and lecture Rod about how Venmo works. Like, of course he doesn't know how he gets alerted if he's gotten money or not.

You've never promoted this before. No, I wonder who's got control of that Venmo account as well. But does Ron? That's a great question. Or does Opie? Or would be like, just look at your Venmo. But I know that Ron only has one connected device, so he's staring at his big schnaz. It's stream yard right now.

You can't go over to Venmo and check it, I guess. true this is um discussion more about whether venmo's a bank account or not the venmo it's like a bank account if they give you money if they if they do the QR code they're they're gonna send you money directly into your venbo account how do you not know this but my venmo account is my bank account okay oh same thing right did you set it up right ron you know what you don't deserve this i'm i'm wasn't it opies jes jes job to make sure it was set up correctly. He even said to him, I got to make sure it set up correctly before we

promote it. Yes. And now Adam, I think you're confused too. It's like, Opie doing a bit right now, or is he really not understanding between Venmo and a bank account? I mean, Ron obviously doesn't, but. I'm wondering if like, I mean, I don't think Ron necessarily knows how to use Venmo. And I think really what's happening is that he's on his

phone right now using Streamyard. So he like doesn't know how to get into the app that might be on his phone. That's a best case. scenario. Worst case is that Opie just has all of it and is lying to him because it seems like even though Ron doesn't know what's happening, they're trying to do some kind of who's on first, whose last bit where it's just not funny. So it's got the Venmo. He's taking it away because Ron had questions about it and didn't understand it. So Opie's using that against him. You don't deserve this. I'm putting, I'm putting my fucking page. What? You don't deserve this. No, you don't deserve this. No, you don't deserve this. You don't deserve.

Yeah, that's it. The rich keep getting richer. It's the pay-shape economy. Look, look what I did. You're way up there. I did. No, look what I did. You don't deserve it.

Pay-shaped economy. Tip jar. My pal is back. Because Ron doesn't know how Venmo works. All right, you're pouting. All right. Let me put your Venmo back. Let me put your Venmo back, Ron.

You're pouting. There you go. Venmo Roddy's back. Are you all right? Are you okay? How much you think I've got in my bank account so far? You know, if it follows what I've been getting, you probably got $12. It's a weird cell phone that, isn't it?

Yeah. But it's also a thing that's just like, you thought you were going to get rich out of this? Ha ha! There's 84 people watching us right now. There's 82 hate watching us. See how that works out for you. think the audience is for this kind of humor. It's like the people that watch the squid games in the TV show.

Like, who is enjoying? They're the bad guys in that show. I don't know that. He's just like tossing like poor people chocolates and watching them scramble. He's like and laughing like a villain. This is horrible. Yeah. All right.

Well, Opie gets a taste of his own medicine here. Opie Nix won and still in disbelief. Did Ron just out of you from being an alcohol since you have a sweet tooth? now along with purple wine. Just more nonsense. No, I'm not an alcoholic. I don't even drop. Ron knows.

These people are exhausting. And they're sticking up for a guy named Anthony who's a raging alcoholic. So it has nothing to do with Anthony. I know. Why did that come from? The fact that Opie's just like, oh, because my lips are probably thinking I drink wine.

Did Anthony tell you that? Yeah. No, everyone came to their own. over there. Something to do with Anthony. He said, I don't even, but he had to stop himself. And then he just said, Ron knows. Meanwhile, the last episode, he was like,

Tony P. knows I was drinking a get parts last week. Tell him we were drinking beers. That's a good point. Yeah, you're right. So whatever Anthony is, I guess I've got to be, Jared, you loser. You know, you try to live a good life. And that's not good enough for the people. They're like, you know, we don't got real shit to go after opi about.

So let's just make up. shit. Jared, take your dumb five bucks. You only had five bucks for that? You only had five dollars. He didn't give me the five bucks? Huh? He didn't vet me five?

He gave me the five. He's fucking retards. All right, anyways. These people are exhausting. They just try to come up with bullshit every fucking day. My God. Thank God you read it to us.

Well, that's the thing. This is going to continue because the way you react to it. Can you believe what an idiot this guy is? You two are fighting over $5. That's the show context. That's the exhausting thing, isn't it? The exhausting thing is he just keeps saying the same bloody thing all the time.

It's always, oh, making stuff up again. It's like, don't read it then. You don't have to engage with the chat at all. Same thing every bloody week. Yeah, he doesn't see them as individual criticisms. Like, the person wasn't even mean. They were just like, did he get you there? Are you an alcohol?

You even said, are you an alcohol? Are you an alcohol? Yeah. He can just roll with it. He doesn't have to put on this performative thing. There's lots of things that Anthony is accused of that nobody accuses you of. Your lips are purple. Explain it.

Yes, that's a very good point. People are like, Anthony's a great broadcaster who can still be employed in radio. No one's saying that about Opie. Oh, yeah, I was going to go in the other direction, too, but it works either way. I know. I understand. So you mentioned it, James. This one's a hard watch because Opie's internet is so horrendous.

and it just makes it very difficult to follow what's going on. By the way, just, there's a touch of distortion with your audio. The balls of this idiot. There's a touch of distortion. You think? A touch of distortion. Great.

Well, great. I'll spend half the day figuring this out. I'm not for ready. All right. Listen, uh, yeah. While, while we're down this road, uh, did you ever have to, uh, you know, call a girl back in the day? Hey, Opie. Can you hear me?

I could hear you. Okay. Someone just said, stupid chats coming on right now and Opie or whatever. They're saying they need the last four digits of your phone number. No. No, they might be messing with you, Ron. I don't know. I know that that's, oh, we need the last one of your phone number?

No, that's someone fucking that. I need your social security number so I can send your money. Venmo does ask if you have the last four digits of a... Yes. Venmo account because you've never set that person money before. They want to make sure you have the right person. And Opie's just like, oh, it's a scam. And Opie's, they're like fucking expert and all things Veno.

Right. So stupid. But he is because he warned him. He told him this would happen. And this is why you have to be careful. And here they are. And he almost gave away his last four numbers of his phone number. And he'd be fucked.

Could you imagine? And poor Ron's like, oh, this is bullshit. isn't it? It's not. It's not. We don't know what your Venmo is. We see it like as a weird design. It's an R.B. in the middle. We put it in the banner that's scrolling.

Yes. Oh, wait. One email. Just whatever email is attached to that. That's all we need. Wait until you see what's scrolling in this morning's episode. I don't want to give it away. Stop. Stop.

I know. In effect, you got the QR code. We'll check it after the show. But let me finish. So, because now I'm insanely distracted by this cable. issue. So we're going to cut this short because I can't deal with this crap. Did you ever have to call a girl when you're growing up,

Ron? Seamless. Yeah. Right back on track. King of the Segway. All right. So, Opie, go ahead, Adam. Oh, no. Before this, he asked him, hey, Ron, did you have any friends growing up? And he was being serious. He wanted him to answer. Like, this is all belittling him because he's,

The prospect of him making money is too much for. Did you ever call a girl before? Fuck you. Yes. All right, but he's going to head out some grades for, for Ron. You're not, you're not playing today. You're distracted by your Venbo. You're distracted by my shitty Wi-Fi.

I'll tell you what I'm distracted by. It's just the audio, too. It's just like it's audio. First of all, what happened? What do you mean? I'm distracted. I'm giving an A-P. Plus performance today.

I would give it a B, a solid B, which is good enough. Solid B, I'll give you Ryan. This is what you wore for like 10 seconds. All right. You know what? I'm going to go. No, it's fine. It's not fine if the audio sucks.

No, the auto doesn't suck. I said there's a slight distortion occasionally, which never happened before, but the audio's fine. Look at Doggy just made an appearance. Oh, that's doggy's butt. Oh, boy, okay. And you're giving him a B? Yeah. Opie's a C.

Remember when he said I'll carry you through this? Yep. As bad as Ron is, he always wins. He always wins their little back and forth. He does. You know what I mean? Like, he never looks bad compared to Opie. He just always looks bad.

Opie's just, we'll just finally be like, fine, fine. Or he'll do something like this and just call it quick. Ron, Ollie, we'll try to have much better Wi-Fi tomorrow so we can really properly promote your Venmo, Venmo, Ronnie. We'll have to do the Venmo tomorrow because... No problem. No problem. I'm wondering if people were able to send me money with all the distortion.

Maybe that affected the transfer of money. It's so annoying. Dude, what? Don't we... Are we looking at the beginning of the universe, and I can't have good Wi-Fi after upgrading everything and spending hundreds of dollars a month on cable? Why can't they figure that shit out?

Who gives this shit how the universe started? A few people. How about you did get of Wi-Fi and cable and all sorts of other shit for us? And then you can tell us how the universe started. He was so annoying about this little fucking rant because I hope he pulls this shit all the time. Whatever his problem is is the most important problem in the world. Jake Hudson can broadcast every day just fine.

How come he hasn't figured out? OPEC can't fucking figure out its equipment so he can broadcast from his beach house. He's such a child. This is every example of like, did you steal the money? Oh, me, the money and just deflecting and everywhere and this person and that. And it's like, we're talking about the money. Can you please go back? There's bigger problems in the world than the money, Adam.

Exactly. The problem is you and your attitude. We're out of this universe even begin. Give us the money. Holy shit. It's a wire from the street. How hard can this be, Long Island Cable Company? How hard can it be?

It's a wire from the street to my house. Send another guy and make sure he doesn't take a shit. Why's my dog barking? Because you're screaming. The owner sounds like it's a distrust, you. Your neighbors hate your guts. What the fuck? He just never knows when to stop, does he?

No. Just stop, man. Even the one neighbor who, like, he saved their kids is just like, I wish he didn't fucking live here. Didn't he talk about one of his elderly relatives selling their house? And his eye just gave up. It's like, he probably gave up because you live next door to him.

Yeah. I don't imagine. Make sure he doesn't take shit in my house and takes care of the problem. I'm out. No. plug nothing. That's my friend. What an asshole. What an asshole.

All right. I want to just point something out because I also had some issues with streaming when I first moved into my house in Florida. And so what I did is I bought a 100 foot long Ethernet cable and hardwired it immediately. That's how you solve problems like that. You don't have to fucking wait for a guy to come over and fix your Wi-Fi. And you never had another problem again. Shut up, shut the fuck up.

The point is... Jake Hudson can go from room to room. Signals perfect. Right. The point is, he also doesn't try anything like getting closer to the modem or something, you know, or the router. Like, anything that he could do to try to improve that, he has to have that view. That's so important that he's so far away. He's got a weak signal.

And it was like, shit. If everything was perfect in that realm, he would be stuck with his content. Right. It's almost like a distraction. Yes. That's why you didn't get the HVAC system fixed last year because that was content. The whole- That was content. Yeah, right.

Todd his balls out here. Even the guy taking a shit in his place was content for days. For days. For days, unfortunately. Didn't they bring that up as well? Yeah, it still is. He still talks about it. He talks about this in this next stream.

Is that right? This morning's up until we're going to go to in just a moment. There'll be more shit talk for sure. Hope he loves that. But first, you know, you were talking James about how Ron always comes off as the hero, the victor in this. Ron did some on social media this week. I got some emails from PayPal.

Thaddy and Andre. both sent this along to me. So Ron was down in Coney Island amusement park, the boardwalk over at the beach there. And he's taking photos of girls who are just kind of laying out and sunbathing. And he writes in all caps with the big heart eyes, another glorious day at the beach at Coney Island. And the water is nice as well. It's like, eh, it's not a good luck.

It's kind of creepy. Yeah. But if he can work in Instagram and put his location and some hashtags and a comment and a bunch of emo, he can work a Venmo. Yeah. Yeah, I think Venmo is pretty doable at that point. Yes. That's why I'm saying, I hope he's got control of that Venmo. Telling you now.

He might. He's like, he says earlier a couple of clips back. He goes, oh, we'll have a look afterwards. We'll have a look after the street if you've got any money. Yeah. Says it all to me. All right. Well, we start up the stream from this morning.

And Opie was a very informal open to the show. Times until it feels right. And then you can finally sit down. But you're definitely a tap, tap, tap guy. You're an OCD guy, just like my mom. Everything has to be set. Are you trying to tell me when your mother would turn the lights off? She would have to go click, click, click, click, click, click.

No, she didn't do the click, click, click, click, click. But everything had it be in its place. Just like you. Yeah, you'd probably tap it over there before you start your life. If I had OCD, I would have never had a bed like that. Come on. You see how I live. No, OCD comes out on all sorts of ways.

No, OCD would have a nice bed. No, maybe your OCD is you count the bed bugs. I don't know. So OPE's got the same OCD definition that's centering John does. There's the slob variety. The slavit of OCD. Right. This is what P. Dabblepoint is supposed to be Opie and John and everyone deciding what OCD is.

Yes. Ron moderating and explaining. that none of that is OCD. Oh, well, this argument continues. Before the show even started. OCD people don't live in filth. No, OCD people could absolutely live in filth. It's not just being neat freaks and all that.

No, they're neat freaks. Yeah, but my mom's OCD thing was just thinking things over and over and over and over again. So if you have OCD, we should have stopped having kids. If you have OCD, you have homicidal thought. Didn't you say you thought your mother was going to Well, well, no, I thought my mom was going to kill me Because that was the reality of how I was brought up, do you understand? Like she was, she flew off the hook so many times and it was scary in our dark.

That wasn't because of her OCD, it's because I was an asshole. But I lived out her dream with my family. Wood paneling house with the dark. carpets and the drapes and the shades drawn that, yeah, I as a little kid was convinced my mom had the capability of taking me out. Yes, 100%. Good comedic timing by Ron there. Opie's talking about how awful his childhood was and the first thing he goes to was wood paneling. And Ron says showing the background of all his wood paneling. Spring back any memories, Opie?

And again, he still, he wasn't committal there. I don't understand what he was saying. He was like, So did your mom threaten to kill you? Was she homicidal? And when he ended it was she made me aware that she had the ability to take me out. All of your parents always have the ability, I mean, for a long time, to take you out. They are bigger and stronger and you're a child. So that is not a realization. Was she threatening to kill you or not?

Because you said it. He questions you and now it's something different. What is it? He is, he's changed his backstory so many times now. I don't know what to believe because it just depends on this mood that day or who's asking the question. It's going to change three more times in this episode. Okay, that makes sense. Well, they continue to talk about OCD.

And with that, oh, we are live. And I was convinced my mother was going to be with me forever. All right. So Opie pretends that he didn't know they were broadcasting all of that. Oh. Whoops. Didn't that wild how that happened? And this is bad acting Opie.

And with that, oh, we are live. And I was convinced my mother was going to be with me forever. There you go. We are live, by the way. This is the old radio podcast. This is Ronnie Babes. Hi, Ron. How are you, bud?

This is another dumb thing. Rod's on the other side of Stream Yardt. You guys can all see whether we're alive or not. It shows up in the corner. That's a, people need to know when they're live. It's hard to miss. It's hard to miss. So that it's like, oh, my gosh.

You know what I was like, yeah, of course I did. I say, go live. What do you mean? I think he's trying to do that Doug Stanhope thing that Doug used to do back in the day where it's just like a random conversation. Yep. Problem is that those people are actually interesting. Right. You actually intrigued on what they're talking about.

How are you, bud? We didn't, dude, this is what we do. We have a little therapy session before the show because, uh... We were brought up very similarly. As you can see, Opie was reliving his Vietnam. Well, sure. And my poofy hair, because I guess the humidity finally hit out here. and you got that no country for old baby

All right So we get back into Venmo talk We got to figure out what's going on With the Venmo which by the way is not being promoted in this episode Yots I see No and you should point out There's a low-key hostility coming out of Ron That is only going to grow

Because he sees what's happening It's like ah it's another day The internet's going to work And this is still Not going to be successful because of him All right Rob Venmo Ronnie please donate to Ronnie directly.

All right. I got to point this out. I'm going to back this up. So Opie's got on the scroll, his little PayPal thing that he has going on. Look at this URL over in the bottom left. All right, Rob. Venmo, Ronnie.

Please donate to Ronnie directly. It's a combination of letters and numbers that goes on forever and makes no sense. Opie doesn't realize that just like the Ronnie B QR code in the corner, that does nothing for anyone. No one's going to just. jot that down. It's not a link. It's not helpful at all. I've been drawing

those black squares all episodes. Venmo Ronnie, depending on how much the Venmo's go, maybe I'll actually say something tomorrow. All right, but you know, these people, they're just full of shit. They're like, where's Venmo Ronnie? We want to donate to him directly. Well, there you go.

Fuck it. There you go. And I will ask Ronnie later how much. And it'll probably you'll, you're going to make $12, rod. Because these guys are full of shit when they say they want to support you directly. The funds were very, the funds were low yesterday. They low.

Adam, I noticed when you were editing this, you pulled up how many live viewers there were. Was that on purpose? I'm going to say yes, because it was very effective. It was very effective. As Opie's going, everyone's full of shit, they wanted to give you money,

they're not giving you money. There's 42 people watching this stream. I don't know which money you think you're going to get, Christian Blatt from 402 people watching your stream. It's not going to turn into a livelihood at any point. Also, he again has been pushing this day off for so long because everything had to be perfect. And then he tried yesterday, but up, nothing he can do. The internet, not his fault.

So now's the third time they finally get to it. And how does this professional broadcaster who's going to carry him to the finish line do it? He goes, Oh, man, moroni. He also actively makes people not want to. donate money. He just said, yeah. Chastises the audience for being pieces of shit. You wanted to give money, but you're not doing it. So you guys fucking suck.

Like, well, that's not encouraging me to give money to Ron. He did the same thing to Tony P. during his plugs. He started berating the audience for being pieces of shit and then segueed into supporting Tony. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, you got an Instagram or something? Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on.

Listen, we, we unveiled the Venmo Ronnie yesterday, but we didn't announce so people weren't ready. Oh, they're ready. And I think people were trying yesterday, but the Wi-Fi was so bad,

the connections were going through. We had Hanukkah, Ronnie. Right. And then we had another one, too. What was the other one? We'll do something special with Venmo, Ronnie, very, very soon. We have to do something with Venmo, Ronnie.

Let's just put your QR code up there. Everyone sees it. All these idiots, they say, I want to donate to Ronnie directly. There's your chance. I think Ronnie made $12. yesterday. So why don't you put your money where your mouth is? You keep saying

you want to pay him directly. We'll do it. Idiots, you say. The cure-co's not even high-res. Did you even, did you test the sand to see if it actually connected to his? I did it, and it looks chopped too. It looks like the top and the bottom or cut off. Yeah. They're making it's very difficult on us and

berating us as they do it. Yeah. Poor, Ron. He said $12 as well. He said $12, like four times. He keeps saying that. I think $12. I think Opie made $12. on his stupid PayPal thing, and it's really pissed him off. All right, this is why Ron needs this money.

Oh, hey. I owe my roommate a lot of back rent, and I want to pay my rent with money. Yeah, there you go. You understand? I understand. It's funny because his roommate is gay. Oh.

So he wants to pay him with money. I'm going to pay my rent with money instead of Connell Flesh. Oh, my God. I got a lot of the things, Ron. Jesus Christ. So you have to pay runs, rent for him now. Not a good thing to go immediately into how you owe a bunch of money.

You're relying on this QR code on Opie's stream. Like, pick up another shift. I don't know what to tell you, man. It's not how that works. It's better than what Opie's been plugging. It's like he wants a laser beam to kill us all. That's a good point. So they start talking about soccer like we all do on this show.

A lot of great soccer talk And Ron wants to know How much soccer Opie played growing up It's a field You look like a guy who played soccer Why? It looks like I got hit in the head Too many times thanks, Rod You got that look

You got that look like soccer, tennis, lacrosse You know The rich kid sports Huh? The rich kid sports I wasn't rich I had a run I had a run where I was

But I was I heard your family had a very successful restaurant on Long Island Rumors. They have enough rumors that they wanted fake shit. They want to like push out there. Don't help them. What is this now, Adam? What's going on here? He's mentioned that he's family owned a fish restaurant.

Yeah. In Astoria, whenever he feels like he's being excluded from the Astoria hang with them to, he drops that. Then people ask questions about it. And he's like, where did you get that rumor? That's all gossip and bullshit. Right. So why is he upset about it there, Rod's like, well, you weren't poor growing up.

I mean, you guys had a successful business. Because you can't say he's anything. You can't say he's poor or rich or anything. Nope. Also, I don't think soccer's a rich kid sport. No, working class sport over it. That's where it came from. Besides, I don't think people get hit in the head of that much.

Yeah, I know. The head injury thing didn't make a lot of sense either of that. But Opie's an idiot. So what's the next clip? Do you want to set this up at all? This chatter, yeah, this chatter comes in donating money to Ron, and they get into a really embarrassing fight over this man's love. By the way, John Corridge with his little, those little flyers he does? What do you mean?

No, I don't think John's one of mine. We do you know. He's with me now. It's prison rules. He's my bitch. He's literally one of five guys that donate to me. He's mine now. Oh, that's great.

He's mine. That's great, Ron. You have, you have Gail. I like Gail. That's right. You can keep her. I have John, you have Gail. And I, you know what?

I'm taking Joyce. Remember it was just like last week where Opie's like this show was on the rise. There's a buzz on the street about this show. We're taking off. Now they're arguing over individual donors and viewers to the show. Five different people. Yeah. Why don't you not fight over your donors?

It's so embarrassing. How many do you want, Chris? I get nothing. It's so embarrassing. It's on Joyce. I get Joyce. Don't tell Kevin Brutton, you get nothing, Chris. That's going to start on.

It's going to be a whole weak saga. Right. He's going to be counting your money. Yep. So, Ron has some advice for Opie. And I think that Opie was bitching to Ron about this cable situation and telling him stuff that he didn't want out there. And Ron, he would be telling me some tales on a sky.

school here. You have to have a sense of urgency and say, it has to be fixed now. I did. This is my livelihood. This is what I do for a living. And then I said to you, throw your name around. And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want them to know where I mean. No, no, no, no. Don't say what I said, right? Oh, that's fine. No, don't say what I said. Don't say. That's fine. Okay, but don't say. I only throw my name around when, when I think I get things. Yeah, that's fine. All right, but if, if it's a, let's just put it this way. If it's a place that has all your personal info, yeah, I don't throw my name around. So I'm in the parking lot, and this is why everyone is tuning in today, the big, the big cable update. I got it. Oh, good. Can't wait. That's a really weird thing. So O'Bee doesn't want to drop

his name. I'm Greg from Opie and Anthony, because they know where he lips. Do many people want to murder this guy? Maybe. Or maybe investigative? Or like, what's, what's, the deal with that. If they're a fan of the show, then and they hook you up with something. Not that you should drop his name. I don't think he should. But it's really odd to me that's his reasoning for it.

He comes across like a guy who would want free shit. Oh yeah. Needs it. In fact, has to have it. He also put on a big speech about how Ron has to be protected from this stuff. Yes. Right. And it's important. They can't know where he lives and all that. But as Opie just said,

he only drops his name when he thinks it's going to work, which would be when anybody would drop their name, like John, who only lies when he's trying to cover up something. Right. She has a reason for it. Like, he knew that woman is not going to care. They're going to say, sir, you still have to rent the modem. You can't just give it to you.

Well, this is great because Opie knows everyone's tuning in to find out more about what's going out with this cable and his Wi-Fi. And so let's get into it. And Ron, I'm like feeling it because now I'm getting along with the Southern Bell, right? We had a rough start, a rough start. I'm not going to lie to you when she said, What would you like me to do, Mr. Hughes? So then I'm like, I think this is my moment to talk about the guy that came to my house and took a dump.

What's wrong with you? What? What's wrong with you? Well, this is why I made decent money doing radio because I just do shit like this. I don't know. Ron, this is the destroyer. Ron doesn't know about Opies Pass. Like, watch out for this guy.

He'll say anything to anyone. I noticed the QR code is whole and not cut off and it's on Opie's side. Oh, weird. Yeah, you're right. So we're back to the... Oh, that's Opie's QRCO. The tick blow torch thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, and how come it's not cut off at the bottom and at the top? That's interesting. What the fuck? Yeah, go figure. We got to test this thing and see if it works or not. All right, so Opie's going to get customer support. And rather than say, like, I really need my Wi-Fi working. This is, you know, I need this in my house.

He's going to bitch about the employee who came over and shit up his bathroom. Of course. Because that's like Opie's main concern about this. I don't know why. I got a story to tell you. And then I'm thinking to myself, wait, they tape these phone calls, don't they? All right. I got to be careful.

For quality insurance. Yeah. I go, I just want to tell you a story about the last time a technician came to my house. And he went into the bathroom. And I thought he was going in there because the cable snake through the bathroom. You understand? And I go, but now he, he, he, he, went in there to take a dump and there was dead silence on the other line. It's vulgar.

It's vulgar. I go, he took a jump. And then there was dead silence. I go, I didn't understand what was going on. I thought he went in there to fix the cable. And then he came out and he said, there's nothing else I could do. And then he left. And then she goes, oh, he really had to go the bathroom, knew he couldn't help your situation. But neither. to use your bathroom before he said that because if you said that before you would have probably said no you can't use my bathroom

she said that she said all that defending her co-worker and then she sort of like kind of had a slight chuckle but I think she knew she was also being recorded don't you understand these phone calls are recorded for quality insurance

quality insurance they do that on purpose long story short Ronnie babes they're sending a text They really don't know it's quality assurance, not insurance? No, he's been spending a monthly amount on quality insurance every year. This is like the old family guy gag. It was like, yeah, it's 10 o'clock, 7 o'clock, specific time.

Do you say specific time? Yeah. Quality insurance. Long story short, Ronnie, babes. They're sending a technician out to my house again today. So, man, is tomorrow's update going to be amazing? Oh, I can't want to set my alarm for that. I mean, that all started because he just wanted an excuse to try out some material.

Yeah. And it bombed. And then he just was like, oh, I'll tell you the story anyway. Right. Yeah, Rod's just like, why would you bring that up? What are you doing? Ron's supposed to be like, whoa. Yeah.

It bombed on the phone and then it bombed with Ron. So then Opie explains if people come over to do stuff in his house, there's a bathroom for that. Are you going to bring it up? 100%. What's wrong with you? I don't know. If you bring it up,

he's thinking, don't pull the same move, buddy. And then, and what if he does have to go? I'll let him use it. I don't care. We got a bathroom for the help. So anyways,

I was a joke. So, no, we don't, we think you have a Jamaican nanny. Okay. So Opie immediately is just like, I don't want to be seen as some rich prick because I hate those people. So I promise you, we just, what do they have baths at this house in the Hampton? That's how we got.

I'm sure that's the case. I mean, he doesn't care if he uses the bathroom. We'll just talk about it for the next four years. Yeah, that's great. It's great for him. Now, uh, there's other issues going on at Opie's house, not just cable. Just soak your hand. And then soak your hand for like 20 minutes and just pull it out.

I got to leave it alone because it, I'm, I'm, serious. I don't let your wife do it. I mean, we do pull out splinters on each other. I see three black little splinters in your hand right now. I mean, she'll, I see her. I'll be honest. She was too busy getting the splinters out of my daughter because she went on the deck with, with her no, no, uh, sliders. No, we got a major splinter problem. That's our next issue. I'll have a, I'll have a whole update on that soon. Don't you worry, people. It sounds like a night. You've played.

You got ticks. You got splinters. You don't have fucking cable. It sounds like a fucking nightmare. And these are a little homeowner things that most men can fix. I'm fixing, Ron. I'm fixing.

I got, you better call Tony. Yeah, you need a real man there, like Tony P. To fix that for you. His daughter's getting splinters from the deck? He's just lying compulsively. He's just saying whatever he could think of.

He got a splinter. Ron says, get it out. I can't. Then have your wife do it. And then it just spirals into lies upon lies and just details. Her sliders. He can't talk about his family like a normal person. Well, this is part of that new character that Opie's doing.

He's got that every man Opie where he's like, you know, I'm down on my luck now. Look at me. I look like a beach bum. I've got splinters in my hand because I'm trying to sort stuff out on the dead. You know, feel sorry for me and give me some money, please. I think you're right, and he missed the mark. He went right to, like, baby. He's like a little kid.

He's like, I don't know. I can't do anything. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't make any sense. He'd be like, well, have your wife do it. She's busy with my daughter doing that. Like, how long is this procedure take? Right?

Eight hour surgery we're talking about? One customer per day, sir. Yeah, right. Add to put together a supercut for us. Ooh. This is exciting. Yes. Hope we've got to do crutch.

You know what? He does. Tony P's favorite saying, which he introduced, you understand, do you understand, Opie has just completely stolen and made his own. This is a super cut of all the times he said it from this episode alone. I thought my mom was going to kill me because that was the reality of how I was brought up. Do you understand? Recently, I have been putting it on to get a little story here or there that we can bring to the live stream. You understand?

I got a cheaper grill in the box. You understand? I'm trying to plug into my propane. You understand? I didn't want to lose my spot in. line, do you understand? I mean, I thought he was going in there because the cable snake through the bathroom, you understand? Oh, I've done that. I go, do you understand? The same guy that did the Eiffel Tower did the Statue of Liberty, you understand? But I think she knew she was also being

recorded, don't you understand? What part of the story where the guy took a big hairy dump in my house and said he couldn't fix it, do you not understand? Yes, I do know what it is you are saying. The white version of that. He's dip in his toe with it, but he's not comfortable. It's not a comfortable fit just yet. Give him another couple of streams. But it's been pointed out so many times that his cheers thing was Ron Bennington, go screw is Anthony Coomia.

Like he just steals this stuff from everyone. And so Tony P. says a thing and now it's Opie's thing. I wonder where if you want to know the truth came from. If you want to know the truth. That's a good question. James, I want to thank you for hopping on with us today. I appreciate you being here, buddy. And we should probably talk soccer when these two assholes aren't around because we're experts.

He calls it soccer. That's what he likes to talk. Yeah, I know. It was a bit confusing. You understand. You understand how us Americans work. You know, we have this other football that's way superior. So we just have to give it a whole different, Dave.

Kind of. Kind of. Is there anything different that Americans see an Opie that Brits don't or vice versa? There's anything that you guys pick up on that we don't see? I don't know, to be honest. I think really we're all kind of aware of just his ongoing mental decline. That whole narcissistic thing where he just has to overcompensate and be obnoxious because he's trying to be somebody else.

It's not comfortable with himself. And it's sad, really. It's really sad. Although it's trying to be a fun show, but it's really sad when you watch it. It's beautiful that it's universal and that it translates everywhere. I mean, I'm not sure how big ONA is. I think it's actually got a bigger audience. So the old show has got a bigger audience than.

I think people were aware of over here. It's grown because of YouTube and because of the internet. Yeah, well, that's how I found it originally back in like 2005. I found it. I can't remember if I got into Bill Burr first or Opie and one of the other got me into the other one. Same thing. It does.

Yeah, they're confusing. Good luck have you over here. Later if you stay up. Oh, well, I'll be around. All right. I don't know. It's what, quarter past 12 over it. I am trying to keep my eyes open.

Get some match sticks. All right. Well, I'll let you go. James. Thanks so much for hopping out. People should check out your channel. You make some fantastic videos. Coxies making videos.

C-O-X-Y-S making videos. I'm going to do what Ron does. Reverse Ron. There it is. Thanks, James. Thanks, everybody. Good to talk to you, buddy. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. I'm here talking some O-Pie with us. There was a live stream over this past weekend. And it was Chad Tzumach with Clearwater, Chad, Chad and Chad show. I think they've attempted this in the past, right? I don't know.

Okay. I think they brought it back. They decided to bring it back. Thank God. Clearwater Chad is a guy who started off by pretending he was doing a stuttering John impression. And people are like, oh, that's kind of funny. Seems like kind of a fat, dumpy loser. Can't really do an impression really well, but it doesn't stop if I'm trying.

And the more we've gotten to know Clearwater, Chad, the more we've realized, like, oh, he's just a slow adult. Yes. and he goes on MLC regularly. Like he is one of Kevin's go-to guys. And we've seen clips on here where he brings nothing to the table. Oh, but if Kevin wanted a yes man, he found him. It's perfect. So because Clearwater Chad is going on MLC all the time,

Chad Zubak now sees an opportunity here and says, hey, we should do the Chad and Chad show, team up and get that going again. And there's really, I think, a reason, why Chad Zumach wants Clearwater Chad as his sidekick, probably the same reason why Kevin Brennan wants as a sidekick. But the first could be pulled here, Adam. Do you want to set this up at all? Yeah, this is just how they interact with each other. Basically, Chad's using him as therapy, going down his list of complaints and things he doesn't like and hoping Chad will agree. The big

complaint here is that MLC has a running joke, I guess, where Chad made an appointment at the bank And he went. And Kevin keeps laughing at him because people don't make appointments at the bank. They just show up. And Chad cannot even understand the humor involved in this. Financial advisor, I don't understand the comedy in that. Like, what am I missing? I've been a comedian for 23 years.

Where's the funny? Right. Like, I had an appointment. Don't you make appointments with people? Right. People do. I don't because my thing is I'm the customer and you're going to help me if I come in. Didn't you make an appointment at the bank?

to set up your Venmo? No, I just walked in. Yeah. Whoops, that backfired. You're supposed to yes and clear. Yes, we all make appointments at the bank, Chad. We're always caught. Will you guys be there at three?

Yes, Chad, we'll be here at three. It's fine. Come in whenever. He stood outside from 255 to 259 and then walked in. All right. It's my turn to get up there. The reason why it's funny that Chad talks about the appointment at the bank to renew a CD that he had is A, that can be handled over the phone or email or whatever.

But B, Chen is so little going on in his life. None of us would talk about having an appointment. And if we did, we would say, oh, I got an appointment later, so I won't be around. You don't have to explain yourself. You don't have to say where you're going to be or why you're going to be there. But Chad thought it was like a big deal. He's like, guys, I have my financial advisor over there at Chase. I'm going to go talk to him.

cool man i'm sure you've you figured out what to do all that money you have proud of you so a guy starts chatting that gets their attention adam you notice that uh-oh oh oh oh it's adam bush uh i don't know why he's got to be mean to me you know what i mean i'm one of the good guys so adam says i'm seriously thinking about denying your friend request on facebook clear water chad chad says i'm one of the good guys. Why you being mean to me over here? What did I ever do? And it seems like maybe he's been not one of the good guys. Adam, do you want to discuss that or should we keep playing these clips? Well, just real fast, he spent the last two weeks saying a lot of horrible stuff about me and

accusing me of being complicit in illegal crimes and just whatever KB would say. And I just thought it was really funny after all of that, that he actually sent me a friend request on Facebook. I'm looking at his meaty little avatar, and I'm thinking, is he fucking with me? Like, what is this? So I let him know where I'm at with that and that there were serious repercussions to his actions.

Good. Bush, everybody. This guy is a guy. He's a guy. He should come, you know, he should lose Lady Kay. He's not a good friend to you. You know him from such movies as American Or

G. The hit show men at work. He's thinking around with the stuff to people, like Lady K's a problem. I actually like Adam Bush. I'm a fan. I think he's good. I think he's solid. People that you can't trust Lady K's Special K.

You know, he's leading him on a bad path. Chad looked up your IMDB real quick. That was cool. Throughout some credits. That was nice. Anything other than listen to his co-host talk. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I would love to get Clear Archie to elaborate on. that a little bit how I'm a bad influence on Mr. Bush. I was curious too. Yeah. Well, why is it not cool to hang around with me? What am I doing over here? I saw, you know, we've done a couple of videos now where Adams had to explain to

Kevin Brennan that no, I was at the table reading. You did tell me, don't worry about it in the elevator and all of this stuff is real. I've signed contracts. I know all the people were talking about. You're lying about why you're saying I've been picked up by HBO. You don't have to do with some people getting fired. You're completely wrong about that. You can look at the timeline.

Here's proof. And clearly what a chat I saw on Twitter. or put out a thing. He's just like, oh, Carl and Adam continue to lie about Kevin Brennan. He's such a fucking goober

is the best word I could use for Clearwater, Chad. Watch your language. I saw a bunch of headlines that said like Adam Bush claims or says he was, there's no claim,

there's no says. This was a thing that happened. He cast me to play his brother in his thing. That's the only side. And that's why everyone at MLC has just stopped talking about it completely. Yeah.

So, Chad is, not listening to Clearwater Chan. I don't know why he's even on the show. It's pointless. Weird how me and Kevin has these strange connections to him, though. It's very strange. Like, I used to I started, when I started comedy,

I ran an open mic at the backstage cafe in Beverly Hills and his band used to play there and he kind of remember the same people and it was kind of a weird thing. It's no longer there, but he was there and then the, you know, the sitcom that he did with Kevin. Kevin says it never happened. I

I asked Adam to come on MLC and talk it out. I don't know if he will. I think he's filming a movie or something right now. I don't know. So that would be interesting to see him and Kevin go back and forth, right? Absolutely. Absolutely. So you think he should get away from Lady Kay?

I think so. That's what's his problem. Lady Kay is radiating hurtful death race to him. Yeah, that's true. This whole thing where he's reaching out and booking for MLC, I know he's been doing that for a while. but Kevin wants you on this show, right? He keeps having people reach out to you, Adam.

He doesn't want me on the show. He just wants me to want to appear on the show. I see. Because he won't say that, but other people say, we'll get him on for you. And he says, go ahead,

have him on. I don't know what would be in it for me. That's the tough thing. I can't figure out, like, what exactly the point would be for me. Well, he'd ask you how much I pay you over and over again.

that's fine. Right. And there's no answer that would be correct. Right. He'll ask me what I'm working on. I'll tell him it won't be good enough. I'll tell how much I'm making. He'll say, that's nothing.

He'll say who's in the movie. I'll say, well, that's not George Clooney. So, I mean, there is no winning here. There's just, and there's also no comedy. Right. Then there'd be something in it for me. Like, there's just, yeah, guys like, the problem with these guys is that Kevin does this stuff. He has a joke or he used to do it as a joke, but it stopped being a joke.

And these guys all believe it like the Clearwater Chads and the Stevie Loo's like they're not kidding They don't have any other moves. They just have aggression and violence and the quad fathers So it's it just fuels that in a really scary way because we can't say you know you can only push Wendy from the Howard Stern show so hard right? Wendy the yeah Conquer what was slow a doubt yeah That's what this feels like this feels like yeah he's the worst. Oh, he's the best. Yeah get away from him. Yeah, he's okay Yeah. Okay, I'll kill him.

What? The other thing that was going on to that clip, I said, Chad wants to act like him and KB are the same guy. Yeah, we both, like, it's so weird in our, you know, entertainment careers. We both cross paths with Adam Bush. You know, for me, I was doing an open mic at a venue that his band played at other days of the week. And for Kevin, he hired him to play his brother, Neil Predator than a sitcom on HBO. So, you know, like, we're both kind of the same guy in entertainment.

That's just how that works. They're critical of this very program. Who are these podcasts? Yeah. Isn't it me or does it seem like WATP is just a rerun, a constant rerun. It's like, oh, John. It's unwatchable. I'm just being critical since that's all Carl does is critique everybody.

I'm doing it right back at him holding up a mirror. Your show's repetitive as fuck. I think the most, I think the craziest thing that ever happened that show is when I came on and I started fighting back with stuttering John like six years ago. I don't know, whatever. Is that what happened? No offense at him. Right. It was the opposite.

He didn't talk about him. Yeah, he was going after Chrissy Mayer. Yeah. Yeah, we were making fun of Seder and John. He wasn't defending his honor or anything like that. But Chan seemed like he was in a loop that down. I don't know if he remembers what happened on that program. It's very interesting for Chad to talk about a show being repetitive.

Chad, it's the same fucking drops. Talks about the same. No, no, no. Just the same fucking things. Every single episode. He's kind of like us repetitive. And also, and we see this with Aaron Imhole too. They'll be very critical of my show, but they also don't watch it.

Right. Clearwater chances the show is unwatchable. Play the clip. I mean, clear you want to chat obviously is entertainment. He's a dynamo. Fissionado. He's kind of out. I think Adam Bush is afraid to go on MLC because of the chat.

I don't think Adam's afraid. I think Adam would. Adam was, I think at one point he was going on all the shows. I don't think he gives a shit. Adam's not the problem. It's the lady Kay or special Kay where his name is. Yeah, I don't think Adam cares. I mean, I don't speak for Adam,

but I don't think he's afraid of the chat. I mean, it tough and job, that show, that's for sure. Speaking of stalkers. Yeah, so Chad Boozbach makes out these videos about Chad. They're hilarious. He catches Chad and all of his lies and inconsistencies. and things. And then Chedges like,

this guy's obsessed with me. He's such a stalker. But meanwhile, he loved it when, what's his name, was going after Ray DeVito when, what's his name? Franklin Chekler.

Oh, yeah. It's going after Ray DeVito with all those things. He's going, yeah, take that, Ray. That's what you deserve. And then this guy makes me fun of Chad. Chats is like, like, get a life, bad. What the fuck's your problem? Why are you obsessed over me?

Hypocrat. I'm probably going to talk about this on devilverse live tomorrow with blind Mike, but you also brought up this thing going on with Karmic. MLCs had an interesting week this week because they had Karmik on with Felicia and Karmic is as pathetic as you can be, just like asking her to marry him and just being such a fucking sip. It's so embarrassing. So then the other thing that Kevin did is he brought on this relationship or love coach guy. Dante Niro I thought he was a Jerry Banfield No no

Dante Niro came on to help Carmick out And I think Kevin Brennan thought That this guy'd be looking at What a sad sack Pathetic loser he is And be clowning him along with KB

Yeah But that's not what happened at all No What other than happening Well he ended up just stopping the show And saying I know you all think this is fun and funny But it's not And I know a man just like

Karmick who was 28 years old and was still a virgin, and he took his own life. So they're like, yeah, so let's keep pointing at this fucking guy who has nothing to live for. Yeah, and then they get lost. I don't think we can play it, but KB's like, you can't say that. And he goes, okay, I unalived him. And he says it in that real like, do I have to weigh? And KB says, you can't say that either.

He's like, I can't say unalive. He's like, no, you can, but you should be able to say, but you can't. anyway, he goes, anyway, that guy was, uh, yeah, he was real ugly, real ugly. Continues to bully him. Yeah, it's just horrible. It's horrible. All right, well, we'll be covering some of that on Davelverse Live tomorrow. All right.

You ready to talk some Whitney Cummings? Always. She put out a show called Don't Eat Hot Dogs in Public. The guest is Kevin Christie. Kevin Christie is a stand-up and an actor. I guess you're familiar. with them. Mm-hmm.

Okay. You worked with them before? We would go out for all of the same rules. Oh, okay. I can see that. Yeah, and he's very,

very funny. He's a rival. All right, good to know. So this episode has four to three thousand views. Whoa. With 525 thumbs up and 86 comments.

And we start off with Whitney explaining why there's just not a lot of comments going on on their YouTube shows. Hey, y'all. Welcome to the program. You love Kevin Christie.

Debatable. They love you. I mean, look, I've disabled so many comments because of my words that filter comments out. You know, because you can cut out. People are like, you have a million views but 20 comments. Because there's four words that you can say to me at this point. I am boundyed up. Okay.

Why is this funny to her? why is she laughing she's trying to play it off like isn't that funny that i don't want anybody comment on anything that i post that's exactly why she's laughing yeah it's like no that's horrifying that you don't have a good sense to hear about yourself and you have to block all these things and let's remind people words that were in her list that she showed us if you put these words in the comments it will not show up on youtube shrill cougar botox busted old suck Life Preserver. These are words that can be used in a lot of different ways for a lot of different reasons.

And, I mean, shrill. I know. Come on. Get over it. It's fine. Could you imagine if I watched nasally? Whoa. So, yeah, that's why there's 86 people who wanted to count out of 400,000 people who watched it.

Because the other hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, which would be the normal ratio. They're all trying to say. word this sucks. They're all trying to say suck. Yeah. So she goes on to explain that, yeah, but because of that, we don't know if people like it or not. Because you can say all the comments that have this word in it automatically don't show up. So we have no idea how you feel about anything if it comes to this show.

Again, I don't understand. She started the show with us. He started the show by saying, like, yeah, we don't actually know if there's positive feedback or negative feedback. What you guys think, what we should be doing over here? Because we just block it all and have no idea. She's very uncomfortable and nervous about this and laughing because she realizes she had to make the choice of which was worse. Being someone who buys views or being someone who is policing people's speech. And she went with speech and she knows it's still shitty.

But in her mind, it's better than that other thing. So she'll just ride this to the ground. Yeah, that's the crazy part. They already came out and admitted that they're using advertising to drive all these cliques. and views to their videos. So it's not organic. They have this many views on their episodes. She doesn't think she admitted that.

She thinks she spoke in a kind of double speak to a lot of people that didn't understand. I was buying dynamic ads or I was doing something. She never said I bought fake viewers. She never said those viewers are fake. So she thinks she's fooled somebody, I think. We're using the system the way we're supposed to use it. We talk to people at YouTube. They tell us what you're supposed to do to promote your stuff.

They would say all these kinds of things. Right. You're not getting any engagement because you're getting a bunch of people. who click off the video right away, they don't give a shit about it, or it's bot traffic or whatever. The other thing that's crazy about this list of words

that she showed us, there's a lot of things people say about me. The only ones that get to me or ones I actually have insecurities about. I mentioned this before. There was the video of the ice stoves playing at the radio station. And I tend to play in front of the beat a little bit.

Yes. And it bothers the fuck on me. I try to chorus cries, but it's very difficult. And all the comments in there, I suck a guitar or they were positive. It doesn't matter. There was one person who's just like,

who Carol's a head of the beat on this one. Fuck! I am. Blocked. I can't help myself. Right. But it's like that coked up Johnny be good. It's like that's the thing that's like what would bother me.

So the fact that she showed her list of words. And the Botox and Cougar included, you're like, dummy, don't do that. But it's incredible that she did. It is. It was actually kind of honest on her part. It was.

Yes. She did it on Instagram. And I bet she regrets it. How can be it, Carl hit Star Wars dolls? You know what? Actually, I do have this Bill Burr. That was sent to me. But you're blocked, sir.

I'm putting Star Wars as my block list. Okay, so this show is one of these question and answer shows that she likes to do. Last time she did it was with her fiancé. This time, it's Kevin Christie coming in to ask her questions. And why do you think they'd want to? want to ask her mundane questions? You're at a barbecue. Oh.

There's hot dogs. How are you addressing? How are you addressing? How are you dressing? What's on your hot dog? Is this a coordinated effort to get me to stop talking about Epstein Island? Please. Everyone's just like, can we make her family friendly?

Can we need to get her some endorsement deals with Oscar Meyer? You're standing in front of Fixons. First off, she's got tons of sponsors out in this show, which is one of the reasons why it's kind of shady that they drive all this traffic to it, because if they're charging a CP, I'm a cost per thousand views, and they're saying it's 400,000 views, they're charging advertisers for a bunch of views that they never get. So anyway, I don't know if that's the case or not, but she's got tons of advertisers,

and she's doing fine from that. This whole idea that she makes to present herself as this person who is championing the Epstein issues. She's the only one who's still talking about this stuff. Oh, you guys need to shut me down because I'm talking too much about Epstein. That's what the problem is. I don't think anyone knows she's talking about Epstein

unless she watched Blind Mike Project or who are these podcasts? I've never heard any chatter about Whitney taking on Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, there was the thing on CNN, New Year's Eve, a couple of years ago where she threw out some stuff. But is that what she's known for? Is that what people are talking about? I went ahead and asked Grock.

I'm like, what are the comedy podcasts that are covering Jeffrey Epstein? Because I'm biased. What do I know? And Grock said, Tim Dillon, Matt and Shane and Jokeworld. and I asked a number of different ways which comedians are covering this topic who's making the most news from it

who's getting the most press all this kind of stuff winning never showed up in any of these conversations but she likes to be like oh you're asking me about what I put up my hot dog that's going to stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein because I'm shining light on the darkness is that what's going on?

She's also broken no news had no insights like nothing came out of it even Nick DePaolo's is more associated because there was a story there. There's nothing. She has no take on it. There's no side she represents.

She's not calling for anybody, anything that anybody else isn't. It's just, don't talk about Riyadh and don't talk about my viewers. Right. And she does call out the, believe that this is crazy, Adam. She doesn't like pedophiles.

She thinks those are the monsters of this whole Jeffres. It's a little divisive. I mean. I think a lot of people agree with that. I'm going to go along with her on it. But also, why the fuck, would you start a podcast off?

One that is supposed, supposedly so popular with do you put condiments on your hot dog and if so which ones that's the first thing out of the gate you're trying to grab people's attention and you're asking about hot dogs and so I'm sure she just says like uh fuck you I'm not talking about hot dogs what else she got over there oh yeah you're at a table that's lousy with fixin ketchup mustard mayo it's got all the fixins chuck you got you got you got ketchup mustard mayo relish onions I guess peppers okay and you got you got a Do we have honey mustard? Yes.

You have a regular hot dog in your hand. What's going on it, dude? Now, again, here's... Keep in mind, there's only one right answer. Here's the thing about your boy. I will go so rogue for no reason. I will surprise myself. And I know that we're not allowed to say multiple personality disorder.

I don't know what it is. I, again, will decide some days, like, I'm going to be like the fun person who like, and for no reason, I know what works. I know what I like. And for no reason, I'll be like, you know what? I'm like, look, let's put some onions on here. Like the person before me did it and I don't want them to think I think it's gross. Yeah.

I'll mirror them for no reason. Or I'll go like, I should try that. I'm so rigid. And I don't, I'm not, I'm not fun. I should be fun. I should really roll the dice. She said for no reason multiple times and then explained the reason. multiple times.

She's so lost in this, and I realize what annoys me so much about her, it's the theater kin energy she has. It's like, okay, hot dogs, go. Oh my gosh. I mean, I can put onions on a hot dog, but I can also get fucking crazy.

Relax. We're talking about putting fucking mustard on a hot dog. It should not be this intense. Way till you hear the candy talk around Halloween time. Holy shit. I mean, it really is.

Like, call us and tell us what you like on a hot dog. Oh, this guy has lied for saying, ketchup. What? Even Opie would have been like, oh, come on, Ron, you can do better. It's so tryhardy. I guess I just find it very frustrating the way that she comes off. And also, you might have noticed, she can't just answer the question. She's trying so hard. I feel like the waiter's still standing there. Like, can you please just pick a condiment? Ma'am, Epstein Island, holy shit. ketchup or mustard? The worst is, she's like, well, there'd be honey mustard. he's like, yes, there's honeybuster.

Is that your... No. I don't you want any of it. He was leading the witness a little or she was. Why'd you ask then? Do we have any honey back there? Go check. She won't.

Go find out. No, she doesn't want it anymore. Never mind. Forget it. Forget it. She left and didn't tip. All right. Well, this continues on, of course.

So I don't have a consistent hot dog architecture. Really? An embellishment game at all. There's times I'll go. Remember she goes, I know what I like, and then sometimes I'll veer off and I don't know why I do that. And now she's saying, like, I don't even have anything that I go to as for his condiments on a hot dog. It's all over the place. Really?

An embellishment game at all. There's times I'll go raw dog. Straight just hot dog. There's times I'll just go, I don't need anything on this. Plain. I'm like, what kind of animal doesn't think this, this isn't good enough for them? Interesting. Like, oh, this isn't good enough for you, this delicious wonder bread.

and this amazing hot dog. You got to, like, add a bunch of nonsense. I've definitely done a plain hot dog. It's great. Oh, my God. I'm getting Johnny Crutches vibes. I'm like Kevin Christie there. Adding just nothing to it at all.

That's not what raw dog means. No. Not for nothing. They're trying to build this into something. She's playing with words. Have fun with language. Look at me. I'm going to raw dog.

Okay, black the word raw, please. Just put some mustard out of stuff. But yeah, I was surprised she said this. I will overthink my instincts. You don't say, Whitney overthinking things? Like when somebody says, what condiments you want to put on a hot dog? And 15 minutes later, we're still talking about whether condiments even belong in a hot dog or not? I will overthink my instincts and sort of roast myself in doing so.

I'm like, now you've got to put this on it. Now I've got to be this guy. you're going to be the guy who's like spilling everything everywhere? Like, who do you trying to prove? Like, I'll roast myself with my choices and sometimes I'll just go, you know what? I think this is good enough. Without all the stuff, you monster. Yeah.

All right. Adam, we've had a lot of people audition for fake laughs at Whitney Cummings. Kevin's been the best so far. You're time to shine. Go. Do you want me to rate his or do you want me to laugh? You're trying to get the role here. Of Johnny Crutch's number two for this fever dream of a,

of a podcast. Yes, yes. So I'll be, I'll be Whitney Cummings. We'll read this together. I'll go. I mean,

sometimes I don't even know I'll put onions out it because the guy in front of me put onions out of it and I wasn't sure if I didn't want him and I can feel bad or not or I'll raw dog it.

Hey, listen, you were great. Don't worry about it. No, I can do better. I can do better. Hold on. Don't worry about it. All right.

Yeah, that's all I got. I got nothing for this. That's why he's getting the parts. I just want to say, we can no longer represent you. So. This overthinking it with the hot dog question, I found to be so annoying. And then she went to the low-hanging fruit, and I found that to be even more annoying.

It's also as a woman eating a hot dog, it's like, am I just like, is bananas hot dogs? That's not really something you can eat in public without men being like, can you just, can you not do this here? We already know you don't like sex. Oh my God. So then she has to go. Did you guys know the hot dogs are shaped like dicks? Yes. And bananas.

Got it. she had to make the whole fucking motion thing and I liked that in her joke the guys are turned off by her being sexual like ma'am, please don't simulate sucking a dick, we hate that do not put mayonnaise on that please This is gonna end with her since she's vegan

Right But don't worry Things do not change We continue to talk about the fact that they're shaped like penises But what does change is How people respond to her sucking on it I'm not gonna eat a hot dog in front

of my friend's husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's just cheating. Like, I mean, it's just not appropriate. What was she going to say about cheating? I don't know. All of a sudden, she's eating a hot dog in front of her friend's husband, and he's rock hard and.

Freudian slip. Whisking her away? I'm not sure. Because everyone was repulsed by it. A minute ago, but your friend's husband. But this one guy. Yeah, your friend's husband's into it. He's like, more mayonnaise.

Okay. If you say so. There's a lot of interrupting of each other on this. not paying attention to Kevin. She doesn't give a fuck. And Kevin just has to play that role on this show. It's also not real meat. Good luck getting a modern hot dog from a store to spoil.

What guy that invented grills sold us on this whole thing where you need to cook them again? And then you got to put a bun on them. It's just like big hot dog. Just never end with the bun and the ketchup and the mustard. Like the collusion that went on to make us think that we needed all of this.

They were definitely descendants of the assay bear. people. Did you see how he laughed at Big Hot Dog? This is why you're not getting the rolls. Yeah. Do you see how he thought you pretended that that was a funny quip? Have I ever been supportive? No, I know.

What the fuck was that? This guy's trying to go into his own fucking hot dog routine. And she's like, egg, get, get, get, leave the jokes to me. I'll take care of this. It really had the vibe of like when you see those two people debating on either side and one of them has that gotcha question. Like, name one policy that something, something.

they don't know, so they just ramble about anything else. And you can see it the whole time. It's like, lady, pick a condiment. Please, this is now an actual problem that you can't do this. She never does. She never ever does. Oh, that's not good. Well, then they get into Fresca, the carbonated drink and get ready from some terrible

improv comedy that gets off at every exit. But do you think Fresca crosses over into a ginger rail family? That's like asking if like a ferret and a squirrel are related Because a ferret is like a fancy squirrel Did you ever see Beastmaster that movie? No but I saw the TV show that Christa Stefano got fired off of Was that a like The Ultimate Beast Master?

His story about his story about the sea turtle is amazing I haven't heard it yet You can't blame Kevin He is following her lead She's the host He's assuming this is what this audience likes They like these kind of debates in this kind of weird humor.

We did get to see a touch of real Whitney there when that Hollywood thing came out. And she just snapped into focus, put her glasses on like, oh yeah, that got fired from that. And then right into the show, like, that's her. Yes. That's the real her. That's interesting.

Yeah. It's like, have you seen that movie? No, but I know that Christosophano got fired from the TV show. They are. Like a fancy squirrel. Did you ever see Beastmaster that movie? No, but I saw the TV show that Chris DeSephano got fired off of. Was that a, like,

The ultimate Beastmaster? Wow. Yeah, no jokes there. She's all of a sudden got some facts. I wonder what the backstory is there. The stutter went away because she has an opinion and is that person. She knows how she feels about that. There's no searching for it. So they're talking about Sierra Mist, which changed their name to Stari.

I don't know if you guys know that. But apparently there's a woman named Sierra Mist on TikTok who got the naming rights for it or something like that. And just watch how she cuts off Kevin mid-sentence. Do you remember slice? Of course. Apple slice. Oh, no, actually. They had a flavor, apple slice.

Do you know how much she asked for, does it say? They offered her $10 million and she refused. So she got nothing and they changed it? No, she got the decades-long multi-billion dollar investment brand name Sierra Mist that she owns. She's making tons of money with that. Now she owns Sierra Mist. It's hers. So now she can market it.

She can make t-shirt. She can make soda pop. I'd rather take the $10 million than run a drink business. This guy's like trying to talk to her about something, which is boring. I don't, you know, she can't even be like, I'm sorry, hold on a second. What happened with that Sierra Miss thing? She just literally is not paying it. There's a norm at all.

And that's going to be so humiliating for this guy. Okay. Stop talking. My bad. She still doesn't grasp it and I don't think they can correct her. She still thinks Sierra Miss wants to run a soda company. Well, also, this entire story is incorrect. What happened was Sierra Miss.

wasn't selling very well. It wasn't competing well with Sprite or whatever. And so they rebranded it. Pepsi's like, well, people don't like CRMS. Let's try Stari. So, you know, whatever. But they're making up this whole fucking backstory that. That makes more sense than anything else.

They're all very confused by all of this. This is a quick clip, but it's very important for what happens later on in the show. Most overrated self-help trend. Sleeping. Most overrated self-help trend. trend is sleeping. I would think that you would remember that the first advertiser of the show is...

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Everyone knows that. You guys want to talk about Coke versus Pepsi? The top is a conversation on this fucking show. I can't believe they record it, put it out, and then force 400,000 people to click on it. There's an improv skill that yes end thing where we talk about where you just, you've broken down that muscle where it's a skill. You will not even think before you speak. And it is an improv like it sounds stupid, but it's actually like I will not judge what I'm saying.

I will let it come out. You work that muscle and it helps in comedy. It makes a conversation absolutely impossible. It makes a podcast just derail. You can't just yes end everything. You have to have a fucking opinion at some point. Yeah. There has to be someone shutting down the nonsense.

at some point, not on this show. Pepsi is such a better name for a soda than Coke, but Coke is a better song. Did you ever read the book, The Coke Wars of why? I watched, I listened to a documentary about the Soda Wars. Like what Coca-Cola did was pretty dirty. Nothing more dangerous than someone who knows very little about a lot of things on a podcast. Because they will just tell you everything they know, which is almost nothing. the Stuttering John method

Yes, it almost never ends It's just free association You said the word Coke I know something about Coke I'll say it Yeah, it's no different than when Ray DeVito starts singing a song As you hear song lyrics

She just has to start singing it All right last clip I have on here They're talking about Alyssa Milano And Alyssa Milano was a very attractive woman Back in those 80s and 90s You might remember And they say something here

That stuck with me I was very excited to hear this Sure. And I was like, that's a real celebrity who's actually that pretty in real life. You know what is important about this? Because to anyone listening who's like, who's that? Go back and look at the heart throbs. Yeah.

The 90th. Elizabeth Milano, first of all, Brunette. Second of all, crooked teeth. She had like crooked teeth in the, like a little snaglet tooth. Our. Well, snaglet teeth in general. Our musicians, Cheryl Crowe. Jewel.

Chul Melissa Etheridge The men The men Phil Collins Like this is what musicians were supposed to look like They don't

Why does everyone have to be like Airbrushed in 20? Such a genius Guys Billy Corgan Hands would be wonderful From the Isidels Musicians should have crooked teeth

It's how you know they're good at music I really appreciate that conversation. They're making a lot of good points there. You're back in, huh? Although, Jewel betrayed us all. Yes. I'm still mad about that. Billy didn't betray us.

Billy stuck with it. All right. So anyway, that's what Whitney's up to. A whole bunch of nonsense. And continuing to block anyone who has an opinion that her show's not great. Next time, the drinking game is when she takes her glasses off or puts them back back. Oh, my God. It's nonstop. Or hops up and down.

Well, she's on a lot of at her all or something. Yeah. She's not a lot of something. And if you want to understand how bad she is, check out some of Kevin Christie's stand-up because you'd be like, oh, shit, he's actually funny. I'm sure he is. In a different context. Yes, I'm sure he is.

All right. We have important business to get into. We have some review girls standing by to play a couple of games with us, including, is it gay? Is it weird or is it gay? What will they say today? is gay. What's up, Megan? Hey, guys.

Welcome, Annie. How's it going? Oh, hello. It's gone well. Looking good. I like your shirt. High fashion. Thank you. All right. This is the game we play where we watch Aaron Imholt. And Aaron tries to be witty and funny and interesting on his show. And so we'll bring up a topic something's in the news. And they'll try to make a joke about it.

And most of the time, he calls whatever it is gay. Because he, A, has no creativity. And B thinks that being gay is bad and therefore very funny. So we have to guess when we get these setups here, whether he's going to say it's gay or not. We go five rounds with one point each and then we have a final round worth three points. Round one. Show. All right.

I think I have my karmic impression down ready. By the way, this is the Dabbleverse Edition. Yes, I headed it by notes too, Megan. Dabler's Edition part two of Is it Gay? All right. Does carmic dance gay? Adam? Yeah.

Carl. So gay. Chris? Oh, it's gay. Annie? I'm gonna go gay. Congratulations. He dances like a little fat black kid when he's getting dessert.

He kind of a little less rhythm than that, like a really white version of a fat black kid. finding out he's getting ice cream. Yep. That's not gay? No. God damn you. Wait, maybe he says it. Yeah, we'll just keep playing the entire episode until he probably does say gay because it will happen in a little bit.

No one got that? Nope. No. We all miss that one. All right. Round two. So, Obloop in Checo says, if I had a choice between Jake Hudson and Monagraph, I would pick Jake Hudson. At least he doesn't get busy with a honeydew plant.

don't know that reference. I do not know that reference. Will Aaron use the word gay in his Jake Hudson impression? Annie? Uh, yes? Chris.

Uh, no. So, not gay. Carl. He's going to say gay. Yep. Adam. Mm-hmm. Yep. Okay. All right. No, my daughter did not. My daughter did not. sing a Jake Hudson song.

But by the way, you're gay. Thank you. Damn it. Of course. That's what Jake Hudson's always saying. All right. We got round three of the devilverse edition of Is it Gay. Mr. Kill Everything with a die.

I love Mr. Kill Everything. I hope we can get him on the show someday. A dollar from Mr. Kill Everything says here is a dollar that Carmick the Faggot will never have. I mean, if he's a faggot, you know. Weird. He'll just spend it on cock. So better you give it to us. By the way, huge MKEe fan, big fan.

Have you ever watched any clips of Mr. Kill Everything? No. One's in the chat if you want us to introduce Oz to Mr. Kill Everything. One's in the chat if you like to. Is it gay to know who Mr. Kill Everything is, Adam? yeah there's no way Aaron's so excited about I would say no

Chris I have to agree with Carl Annie not gay alright let's find out all right I'm really I love don't ever start like

learning things about gay internet shit because it always makes me so happy to introduce you to them look at Adam I'm proud of himself the only one picking up point in that round. All right. Fair enough. I forgot that almost everything's gay. Round four. Here we go. God, she is stupid. I mean, she is uniquely dumb. I mean, I know a lot of times there's a breakup. You know, both people can look stupid when you analyze it, but she is

uniquely retarded. And that scampoly boy, he may be bragging about it now. But if they do it to one guy, Kev. They're going to do it to you. Very rarely is the guy the whole problem. You know, it's an old saying, but it takes two. Is it gay to say it takes two to tango? Annie? Uh, yeah. Chris? I better go gay here.

Carl. I'm going gay. Adam. Nope, not gay. I'm not going to say to tango because that would be gay. Yes. Yes. But you did.

You did. He was a look at his face. Hmm. He's like, hmm. Okay. All right. Round five, then we'll figure out where we're at as far as scores go.

I see people in the chat are not doing well this week. It's a tough one this week. He's making it tricky this time. These people are broken. They are completely broken. And, you know, it's funny to watch Lowell Cows in a fish bowl think that they're laughing at lowl cows,

the dabblevers is made up about 500 to 1,200 different human beings. And they all have like, they all have that like, they've either got felony records, they've either got like assault convictions or they're like 50 living in a basement. He sounds like he fits right in.

Yeah, good points. I think he's jealous. They spend time in jail. They're at their basement right now. They're an internet way too much. Oh, shit. All right. Does the collective of the dabbled verse have gay backstories?

Adam? Yes, and I live in an attic. Thank you. Thank you very much. Impressive. Carl. I don't think they do. They're not gay.

No. Chris? Well, if he's mad at us, it's going to be gay. Annie? They are gay backstories, but, the answer is not gay for this one. It's like weird or something like that. S pathetic.

It's true. Or just like, just got really fucked up weird, mentally ill backstories. And they do not have the ability to realize that as they look out at the fish bowl and go, everyone sucks, everyone's terrible.

Even if people hate me. All right. Eric gets lost a lot of these. So what are the scores going into our final. producer Chris good question Carl you got three Adam is two Annie with three me with a pathetic one wow which is gay wow all right well this is worth three points so it's still anybody's game final round rules change a little bit it's not is it gay mega's going to give us multiple choice well to figure out what

Aaron's going to say next we did get demonetized right after we put up that Chrissy mayor story where she admits to sucking dick in a bathroom for money. So that might be. Really? She said that. She told the story. It was for a job. Money was going to come later.

It wasn't even for immediate money, but whatever. Yeah, she wasn't struck for it or any of the people that clipped it. Right. They all thought. God, it's just like, at first I was like, you know, like kind of into that. And then now it's like the more I hear about her, it's like, she's kind of like an evil, like not a nice person. Well, she's someone who doesn't even, I think, no, she's evil.

So it's an interesting kind of evil. It's like, what do you? Evil. Oblivion. That was a horse noise. That's not, I know what you did. Don't, why. No, she's oblivious to what a piece of shit she is.

So she goes around with the innocence of an angel, but she's really a demon sent from hell. Yeah. So it's an interesting. She's using her looks to her advantage. I mean, what's less? She's using her looks. To her advantage. I'm glad to repeat it that joking, Kat, because it's crushed it the first time.

Oz is such a dud. Again, they have no chemistry. Yeah. So Oz is clearly making fun of Chrissy Mayer, referring to her as a horse. What animal does Aaron think Oz sounds like more than a horse? One, a monkey, two, a dolphin, or three, a cuckoo bird? Adam. Dolphin.

Carl. I wouldn't have found any of those. I'll go go with cuckoo bird. I don't know how you'd come up with that. Chris? Dolphin. Annie? I guess I'll take monkey.

All right. Let's go. That was a weird. That was like a cuckoo bird. Yes. Yeah. Silver Wolf for the dollar says, All right.

Set would make yours truly the big weaner today, which is very exciting. Great. game, Megan, thank you for putting that together. God, everything Aaron says is a projection. I know. It's so crazy. They don't even realize what losers they are. Everyone's pointing and laughing at them. These people who are convicts,

they're the evil ones. He goes, he doesn't realize that she's the evil one. Holy shit. Some of them have records and a checkered sexual past. He's amazing. That's why we enjoy him over here. Let's get into the opier burr game put together

by Simon for us. Did you know this is the 25th opier berg game that we've played. Oh, wow. That's crazy. We do this once a week. We've been doing it for 25 weeks already. It's wild. And the best part is whether you win or lose, you've learned nothing.

That's true. I never get better at this game. There's no way to improve. Hey, thank you very much. Okay. Look at all these beautiful people. I'm your host, Simon, from the worst ever podcast. You know how the game works.

Carl probably already said it. So let's just say it. kick some ass in round one. And, uh, I'm just going to spend a whole bunch of time with my family. That's, that's what I plan on doing. And, uh, fortunately, my kids are at, like, the perfect age. Time to register those votes. That's a tough one.

Producer Chris, what do you got? I went opi. Adam? Gilbert. I'm going to go. Bill Burr, Annie, what do you think? I think it's Opie. Megan?

Burr. All right, we're split on this one. I'll tell you my reasoning afterwards when I find out that I'm wrong. And here's the answer. And I'm just going to spend a whole bunch of time with my family. That's what I plan on doing. And fortunately, my kids are at like the perfect age. Opie's kids will always be the perfect.

So the reason why I think Bill Burr is because I'm not saying Opie's murder his kids, maybe it was an accident. But Opie never talks about his kid's age and always talks about them as if they're young children. I have to get them up for school. I have to get them to school. I have to make them breakfast. All this shit that like teenagers do not need. Only Bill Burr would say that. All right.

Sorry, moving on. Round two hurts me more than it hurts you. All right. Here's one for you. when your wife goes, when you walk by and you see somebody taking a picture of their wife, don't be that guy that goes, do you both want to be in it? Can I take the picture? Time to register those votes.

I'll go Opie because Opie's talking to people on the streets. What do you think, Megan? Opie. Opie. Adam. Opie. Just Chris. Absolutely Opie.

All right. Let's go. And here. Here's the answer. All right, here's one for you. When your wife goes, when you walk by and you see somebody taking a picture of their wife, don't be that guy goes, do you both want to be in it? Can I take the picture?

I mean, who would want to stand next to their wife? Am I right? Be sure to shower after round three. None of us got that one. That's correct. Well done, Simon. Good job. Oh, did I say Opie?

Fuck off. Wait a minute. I don't hate flat screen TVs. I love flat screen TVs. I like watching movies. I watch sports. Programs on nature. Time to register those votes.

Annie, what do you got? It's so boring. Producer Chris, what do you got? Well, boring is the key words. So I want Opie. I'm going to go with burr on this one, Megan. Opie. Adam?

Opie. All right. And here's the answer. Boy, I mean, I don't hate flat screen TVs. I love flat screen TVs. I like watching movies. I watch sports. Programs on nature. I thought that was Opie at first.

That was Bill, right? Yeah, me too. Holy shit. This is getting difficult. I know. I got to back up just a little bit. Sorry. Programs on nature. Do you know what a duck's penis looks like? Clear your browser history because round four needs to borrow your laptop.

Gone from January 17th to July 17th, which is about six months, right? It's weird. It's six months by the calendar. Months. But not by the days. Because you think six months would be the halfway point of the year, right? there's this weird thing. Then in the beginning of the year,

February only has 28 days. April has 30 and June has 30. And then on the back nine, you know, everything's 31, except November and September. Time to register those votes. I can't even picture Opie saying something like that,

but it hasn't been OPS. I'm going OPE. What do you think, Adam? I got to know whether that pronunciation of February was intentional or not. Was it or is it just like an across the pond thing? No, I think he's, I think he has to be Opie then because he's the only one who would say it like that. Right. I hope. Everything is intentional.

Right. I think so. What do you think, Megan? I'll go Opie. Boeh, Chris? Opie. Annie. Opie.

We're all picking Opie on this one. It's just such a weird thing to say about it. All right. And here's the answer. Gone from January 17th to July 17th, which is about six months. Right? It's weird. It's six months by the calendar.

Months, but not by the days. Because you think six months would be the halfway point of the year, right? It's this weird thing than the beginning of the year. Sounds like a stuttering John lesson. February only has 28 days. April has 30. June has 30. They're on the back nine.

You know, everything's 31, except November and September. And now you know. Wow. Why was he saying it like that? Like, it was a ghost story. That's why I was like, I can't even imagine

Opie saying this. But that's so bizarre. You know. Nothing. July 2nd is the halfway point of a year. It's almost exactly the same. January 17th to, July 17th is 181 days.

That's six months, you fucking idiot. Okay. This is cool. I love it. All right, what are the scores? We're going into round five. What do we got? Carl, you got two. Adam is one. Annie has one. I had zero. Megan has one. Holy shit. I'm leading with two.

This is incredible. What a game. All right. Final round. Round five. I'm not working that hard. No, don't make me work hard. Time to register those votes. Bill Burr. I'm just going to go with a Bill Burr sweep on this one.

Megan? Sure. Bill Burr. Annie? Opie. Adam. Nope, you're muted, Adam. Opie.

Okay. Producer Chris. I'm going to Opie just to be consistent. All right, let's go. And here's the answer. I'm not working that hard. No, don't let me work hard. I wasn't even Troy. But you know who was trying?

This week's winner, my God, you've done it. This has been Simon from the worst ever podcast, and we'll get back here and talk again, maybe next week. Goodbye. Thank you, Simon. Appreciate that. Megan, are you the winner? No.

I don't know. Wait, who had two with me going into the final round? It was Carl Adam and Annie. Oh, so we all tie a three-way tie. Yeah. We did it, guys. We fucking did it. Very exciting.

Great job on that. And before we get into any plugs we have and voicemails we need to listen to, which voicemail segment's important today, we've got to find out if people are jerking off at work or not. Really important stuff that we're doing. I want to know, are there any comments coming in on special? Spotify that you wanted to read for us, Megan, since you can comment on individual episodes on Spotify.

There are plenty of comments. Nice. So here are a couple from episode 734. Some guy in New Hampshire said, Carl and producer Chris got Dave Landau on a Wednesday episode with Adam Bush. I didn't realize how well that four-person team combo works so well with raging on rotund podcasters with no talents. Yeah.

that was great. Oh, keep going. Plenty of positive feedback for Dave. Yeah, Dave's fantastic. And Dave will be joining us when we perform in Royal Oak on October 2nd. Day, Atlanta, we'll be back with us live in Detroit. So more information on that coming up soon. There was a moment when someone made a joke about me wearing a Groucho Marx outfit.

And I said quickly, like, yeah, the glasses are connected to the mustache. and without moving his mouth, he went, and the nose. Yeah. No one to hurt him. Really. We have another one from Hercules, Rockefeller, and he says,

is the metaphor of double Dutch energy gay? I kind of liked that little phrase he did. I kind of liked it. Yep. It's gay, but. Yep. That was Aaron complaining about Johnny Crutches. Not jumping in and jumping up and down with the,

jump ropes. Makes sense that he wouldn't. Yes. Unless it was to reach the goal. Of course. I have a couple of comments from episode 735. Chad Jasmine 97 says Shawnee D-Man and Alex Jones

should start a goblin podcast. Oh. That's not a bad idea. Shawnee D-Man would work with anyone. I mean, he's just so charismatic. Jesus Christ. And then I have one more from Brian Harmer. He says, I laugh, but I am a wee bit uncomfortable with goofing on Jerry Banfield. He is clearly autistic.

He could have easily started a Simpsons themed joke band. He is that autistic. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. A little too close to home here. Blocked. New words to block in the comments. That's excellent.

guys, thank you so much for listening on Spotify, wherever we listen to podcasts. And when you give us reviews, you write comments, it helps the algorithm, helps people find us. So we appreciate that. And Annie's always checking out to see you have any new reviews coming in. Oh, we have one and it's rather long. They say, who are these podcasts, critiquing podcasts longer than the podcast they critique? For this podcast is the podcast equivalent of sitting behind someone at a movie theater telling you this movie sucks instead of enjoying the movie.

Every episode feels like a group project where nobody brought. new material, so they just keep in fun of these same old things for three hours and call it content. The irony is impressive. A show dedicated to criticizing podcasts somehow manages to remind you how much you'd rather be listening to the podcasts are actually making fun of.

Listening to who are these podcasts? It's like listening to YouTube comment sections. There is occasionally a funny observation buried in there, but you have to dig through the avalanche of nitpicking to find it. At some point, you stop wondering who are these podcasts and start asking, how is this episode's still going.

All right. Is that a five-star review? No, that's one. They mean that one. It's too long. All right. I just figured like you just turned it off. You don't have to listen to the very end, but maybe OCD is the problem.

You should start something. You had to finish it. It's that kind of OCD. Maybe. The Jerry Banfield, right, that one? It actually, yeah. The way you started up, I thought it was Chad Zumach. It just sounds like the same thing over and over again.

Adam, are you promoting anything, my friend? Sure. You can catch season three of PBC, which stands for Paid by Client, a show about tax attorneys right here on YouTube or on Flocast on June 26th. Excellent. It features members of the office and who else.

Danny Trejo, John Lovitz, myself, and it's a very office style comic. Excellent. And Annie, anything you're promoting. I would like to promote the Flimsy Greenberg dabbled dashboard. You go to dabble dashboard.com, and if you can't, for whatever reason, bring it up, go to www.

www.dabledashboard.com. And it shows everyone that's currently alive in the dabbledverse that is currently added on there. And if you want to be added on there, reach out to flimsy greenberg. Excellent. Yes, I've used that myself. Yes, it's helpful. It's a great, great tool. Does dabbletube still work?

Last time I went there, the playlist wasn't updating. That's another one that's great. dabbletube.com. Anything else people are promoting on the show today? Speak now. All right. Gary and San Diego brings us our voicemail segment. It's a bunch of crap.

Swing in a minute. Rock and roller. Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show. Let's see. Does Bona guy jerk off at what? Yeah, hell yeah.

I worked in a factory and I would jerk off there several different roles, moved to a smaller company. There were just three of us, men. I would imagine when we shared. an office, there were times when all three of us were jerking off simultaneously. Then we started working from home. You know how that went. And now

I actually don't work, but I still jerk off very regularly. And in fact, just for you, Carl, I'm jerking off right now. That's unnecessary. There's a reason they call him Bonner guy. That's true. It's, I guess the thing that's odd to me, the reason why I brought this up, the reason why we're talking

about this, if you don't know, is that I was bragging about how my job is a great job, because I could jerk off while I'm prepping for it. Not during it, by the way. Not during the shows. It's up here. And someone's like, Carl, everyone jerks off at work. You're not special. And I just, my question is like, what gets you aroused? If it's three guys in a factory, that makes me nervous, you know? It's one thing if there's a secretary walking around. And what kind of factory is it? Three guys?

Cum factory. I guess. We got to keep making this cum, guys. Hey, Carl, I called about jerk off gate, jerking off at work. And, uh, I'm former military, so I guess old habits just die hard. I'm interested to hear what everybody else has to say, though. Is that way to lose every fucking war? Is that what's going on? Focus, everyone. Focus.

Ronnie and Syracuse. Hey, Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. Love you. Love the show. Talking about jerking off at work, I've been driving over-the-road motor coach for 35 years. I personally know of two drivers who were jacking it while driving. and there was a New Jersey transit driver in the Lincoln Tunnel filmed by one of his passengers.

Jack in it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it. You got to play that drop in. Shout out to Andy. We could always use a coach operator if you get tired of hauling freight that does not talk to you. You can get that live freight that always asks you when they're going to get there. Shout out to Bonagai 16. All right.

Thank you. I don't think Andy's currently looking for a job, but I appreciate that. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spikeing it, smack. So, uh, drivers are jacking it at work. All right, that's interesting to know. See, we're learning stuff today. Mm-hmm. Like the fact that I'm as retarded as people think I am.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, this message is for WATP. Carl, I wanted to call you because people are usually trashing you for your Rickyisms saying incorrect. phrases, well, you saying coming down the pike is correct. And my fucking retarded ass for all these years has been saying coming down the pipe. Holy shit. I'm fucking stupid.

I just wanted you to know that you're not as retarded as me, dude. Congratulations. I appreciate that. It's not very odd. People can admit that I'm superior intellectually, nor should they. I used to work in a warehouse and I absolutely jerked off at work I mean it's so fucking boring

there it's just like I gotta fill the time somehow so yeah I just you know call in the bathroom jerk off kill five minutes yeah plus those usually not even usually I was always hungover so that helps with the hangover that is a good hangover remedy I found

I agree with that here's a bartender Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinny. First-time caller, a long-time jerker. Sometimes you got a knock on out before work, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I didn't do it sometimes.

I usually work by myself. And I am a bartender, too, by the way, but just don't tell anyone. Thank you. Fuck you. Does you want a white Russian? No. I'll have a can of beer, please.

Was that for the creep-off? Yeah, I think he said. I talked about this with the creep-off, too. Oh, yeah. So I think he had some voice matters. You thought video would be hearing it. Oh, I'll bring up. Okay.

I'm listening to Jim Forenton, everybody is awful episodes for March 2nd this year. And apparently he tells a story about how he used to perform on the college circuit. And he tusses a lot at the show and they ask him his name. And he says, Artie Fletcher. Good time. Jim's got a lot of stories to tell about Artie Fletcher. Of course, one of his characters on Crankacres. had the name Fletcher named after Artie.

So kind of interesting. Hey, Carl, Mike from Dave, Vegas sitting here watching nice Doug. And it crossed my mind. I was wondering, did you watch the hurricanes ride the bus to the Stanley Cup? Come on, Carl. Let's get it going. Let's go, Cains. I was very excited that Las Vegas lost.

So let's go Cains. You got it. Welcome to today's episode of Carl's Gay Soccer Podcast for Homosexual. I'm your host, the poop eating pope, Carl Hamburger. And today, we've got a great show for you. Producer Chris couldn't be here because we all know he's way too straight for this. But Adam Bush will be joining us to tell us how many balls he can fit in the back of his net. That and so much more on today's episode of Carl's Gay Soccer Podcast for Homosexuals.

Just do it. That's a good ad. Just do it. He wrote your intro for you. It's not bad. We're just soft launching it, seeing how it. Place. Show's halfway done.

It's great. What's up? This is for WATP. This is Hidden Hand Media, first time and long time. So Carl wants men to call in to talk about masturbating. You want to hear men talk about masturbating, huh? Okay. Well, my job, I didn't have to masturbate.

I used to be a bartender. And on the rare occasion, girls were dragging into the handicapped bathroom and have their with me. Those were the good old days. Don't you dare fall in back. You ever have that experience, producer Chris? No, and there's no jokes to be made about it. No. Listen, I didn't say exclusively guys, Colin, and tell me if you jerk off at work,

and just listeners. Yeah. Let's hear from the ladies. I'll be guys. Megan, do you ever jerk off at work? I can't say that I have. Or at least I don't remember a specific time. I'm sure I have. I just can't remember when.

715. It's Joe from Pennsylvania. And no, I'm not calling in about if I've ever jacked off at work. I work from home and have for the last six years. But maybe when I worked in McDonald's when I was 16, I did once. And maybe when I worked in an office for 20 years, I did a couple, two, three times. But anyway, I've been dealing with bronchitis for the last, you know, I don't know, six weeks, almost seven weeks. I'm on steroids.

I'm on antibiotics. But you know what's the one thing I don't do? I don't cough directly into the mic. I know you blame producer Chris. I don't say Professor Chris. Jesus Christ. When I'm listening to the creep off, Zew and Vinear, regaling each other with tales of CP,

and you're hacking and wet coughing into the mic. Delightful. That should be your consequence. Stop coughing into the mic. I'd love to, sir. God damn. This cold is not going away anytime soon for some reason. this next guy called in thrice about Goblin Slayer

that anime that nerd talk was reviewing this guy knew a lot about Goblin Slayer I'm not going to play all this called but this is the last call they brought Sorry for those other two voicemails I left where I was being too big of a nerd It just it pisses me off that I have any commonality with these fucking retards That like I like anything resembling the same stuff they like because they just they do it in a retarded way, you know?

I'm sure you hate, like, other fucking, you know, sports fans. But, I don't know, just disgust me that I have anything in common with this retard. I've been to a Primus show or Ween show, I'm like, it sucks. Don't want to hang out with any of these people. But, no, I just say what you mean, sir. I get it.

Stuttering John, such a moron. Last Saturday show, old school WATP, one of the GOC co-hosts, nice dog. Great episode. Jerry Banfield's on fire, Opie, everything you need. Fuck, Stuttering John. Old School WATP for life. I like what you have to say, sir. Take a lot of good points.

We do appreciate that. And I appreciate producer Chris, who sent me. a new sign off for the board. Yeah. Good night. Sweetheart. Erkel's got to go. We love him.

Urkel. What is your call letters? Cut. Cut. Don't say what's your call letters. You, it's over. I got to go. Bye. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. That was a great episode. That was really great. Are we down here? I think we are.

Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino because he's so fat. Boom. All right, everybody. You know, this was a great podcast. It was very revealing.

Okay, bye. Spy report. Spy report. I found it.